Alright everybody, welcome to the Larry Needles
show. I'm Larry. I'm Needles. Bow down to the
fat girl. He's finally back. He's got his AZT
and he's ready to go. I want to tell you about
my uncle that died in the Holocaust. I heard
that. Man, happy Veterans Day to all our veterans
out there. My uncle died, my great uncle actually
died in a concentration camp. Well, my uncle
died in the Holocaust. How did yours die? Mine
fell out of a fucking guard tower. So did mine.
Look at that, we're twinsies. What do you got
for us Larry, I know you're holding that book
oh shit Forgot he was holding it. Yeah, Big Mike.
I was watching a thing today. She was on some
podcast, bigger than crying about how everything's
so fucking racist. Who's this person? Big Mike.
I mean, we gotta tell the audience. Michelle
Obama. There you go. I love when you look at
the... Well, you don't know... You don't tell
the audience he looks at the computer. Everyone
knows who Big Mike is. I don't know about that.
They should if they don't. Well, I mean, if you
listen to our podcast, then you definitely should.
Our first transsexual first lady, Big Mike. All
right. Well, I mean, no. Well, he's on there
saying how black women are... You know, it's
bad. They've got to straighten their hair out
to look like white women. And there she is with
straightened hair, talking about it. And that's
why they can't swim, right? And that's why they
can't swim. She actually said that. Yeah, because
their hair makes them float. Because if she gets
her hair wet, it'll fuck up. Like a dog. Yeah,
it'll probably frizz up again. I mean, why do
these people... First of all, I'm going to tell
you right now, the most dangerous black women.
Shower cap black lady. That's number one. Why?
What do you mean why? They got nothing to lose.
They got their hair covered up. Yeah. Okay, now
do you agree with me on this? You mean shower
cap lady not swimming, but on the street shower
cap lady. Yes. Yeah, well you gotta specify for
our audience. No, but he understood what I meant.
He understood what I meant too, asshole. Second
most dangerous black lady. Dumb fucker. Red hair.
How do they wake their ass with those fingers
like that? I mean, you're going to speculate?
They can't. Dude, I'm afraid to look under those
nails. Oh, no, I want to sniff them. That's what
I want to do. I want to sniff underneath each
black lady's DMV nails. Just for shits and giggles.
Hot Fritos and Hot Cheetos. You get a lot more
shits and giggles. Yeah. You're gonna get the
shits for sure. Okay, Larry, and? Oh, I don't
know. That was a funny Michelle Obama thing.
I just got different things. This shirt, actually.
Now we're talking about clothes. You know where
I got this? Michelle Obama. No. No. Gang gang
bang. This guy that, this friend of mine who's...
Look at, the Snowball 2000. Yeah, this friend
of mine who's deceased now. He was a teacher
at Evergreen Park Central High School. Can I
see a lighter? I mean, let's just call everybody
out while we're at it. It was the snowball where
the kids were slept over in the gym and I went
there with my... Slept over in quotes. I went
there with my guitar. He's like, hey, maybe you
could play at the thing. And I'm like, with the
band? And he's like, no, I'll just bring, you
know. Is this going to turn into another bad
story about Larry? No. He pretended he was a
kid. Yeah, I'm in a high school gym performing
for high school kids. That's why I'm saying it.
because I thought I'd give for some ammo. Oh,
give me ammo. You're giving the sheriff ammo
right now. How'd you get the shirt though? I
traded shirts with a child. We call it shirt
swap in the industry. Moral of the story, I can't
sleep over in high school anymore. Moral of the
story, I shouldn't be around high schools, regular
schools. or playgrounds. This is the kind of
guy that carries a tape measure with him. They
gave me this shirt. They gave you that shirt?
Yeah, dude. I didn't buy it. Because you're the
head snowballer. Because I played there. Still
in good shape. You know what snowballing is,
right? No. Yeah, what snowball? I've heard the
term. I mean, really? Man, I really don't want
to say this, but... Say it, fruitcake. You're
the fruitcake wearing the snowball shirt. Okay.
So it's when you do your thing in a lady's mouth
and then that lady's mouth goes back to your
mouth. Oh, yeah, that's nasty. Yeah, the snowball
king. The journey begins and ends. Yeah, exactly!
I had Snowballer at the high school 2009. Walked
into that one. I mean, you really can't. You
don't need to defend yourself. Dun dun dun. I
don't need to defend myself. We need to do a
people's course. Remember when we did that? We
did a people's course. Next week we're doing
a people's talk and Larry's snowballing in high
school. You can blame the girl. That's funny
how this faggot knows about all the games. You
should just say Scanduccellini or something like
that. We didn't know what it was. Man, this guy's
out of control. Can I see your lighter, please,
Larry? No, man. That's my head. Let me have that
puffer out. You just hit the ball. I want to
try your weed, man. Okay, cool. I'll let you
try it in a minute. I'll let you guys snowball
it in. That's how Larry does all decisions. He
Rochambeau's a few snowballs. You can take a
hit and blow it in his mouth. No, he cannot.
I think you should. I'm not a gay cat. Let's
get on all fours. I'm blowing my ass. I'm the
Freddie Mercury of cats. Reverse snowball. We
got anything else to talk about? Yeah, man, I
got plenty to talk about. All right, let's give
him something to talk about. Saturday we're going
to play for the people that are locked up in
prison. Who? Where at? From the basement, just
online. I can't think of the name of the show,
but it doesn't matter because it's streaming
everywhere. For all the prisons, it's like for
anybody that's locked up for weed. Anybody that's
locked up, who's still locked up for weed? People
still are. Get the fuck out. Why do you gotta
call me a dummy? In the south. Exactly. Very
Christian like of you, you faggot. Why do you
gotta call me faggot? Yeah, because you got the
snowball shirt on. I didn't even know what it
meant. There we go. You call a spade a spade.
I don't think in 2009 they were calling it that
yet. That's when it was invented. Sounds like
something you just invented. Yeah, I invented
this. I think I have heard that before. Do you
want to share another story? No, Keegan wants
to talk about the clown. You want to talk about
the clown, then? Well, yeah. Well, I know he's
got another story. Oh, yeah. Wednesday, I went
out, met up with, I went out with Ryan, the punk
rock fucking boy. Oh, man. OK, this is amazing.
This is amazing. So Larry over here already 63
Okay, so Larry went out one. Okay. So Mary, how's
your bronchitis? Yeah, okay, so Mary leaves his
sugar baby mama to go out with his liberal Larry
friends and proceeds to do nose nachos all night
while his wife is laying in bed suffering from
bronchitis. Did I get that story right? No, not
exactly. Well, I mean, was your wife in bed with
bronchitis? That part, too. Okay, did you go
out and do nose beers with your liberal friend?
Not all night. Wait, wait. Oh! Oh! So, yeah!
Typical fucking, you're like Swalwell with Fang
Fang over here. This is what happened. I once
saw this band Die Spitz. I signed this fucking
thing. Yeah, Larry Biden over here. They're wild
as shit. They're wild. One cool thing they did
was they're like, okay, Chicago. Wait a second.
I want to see this audience part in two. Oh,
you guys need to see Moses. And so the whole
crowd was like spread out and then she's like,
okay, you ready? Bam, and it was the fucking
slam dance ball. And that's when Larry got pregnant.
Yeah. And then we went out. No, it's not. It
was Gary's fault. Guy's 62 and he's hanging out
with teenagers. Then we went to Delilah's. I
like it. Yeah. He would. Look at that shirt you're
wearing. We were hanging out with Lucy and this
kid Mike. We didn't know those people, but...
Kevin. And Ryan. Yeah, but you left your wife
in bed while she had bronchitis. Yeah. Yeah.
And did nose veers all night. From there to the
Continental and we scored some blow and then.
I mean, I don't know if you should be just so
forthcoming with that, but that's OK. I know
you don't care. I mean, look at you, man. You're
the snowball champion of 2009. And then we got
and then we started. There was a photo book,
so we started taking pictures. But mostly we
were just going in there and doing coke, you
know, wanting. I mean, they didn't have bathrooms.
Well, the photo booth was right there, and we
didn't have to leave the party. The laziest cocaine
addicts ever. We just went to the closest spot,
a photo booth. Well, it's a good front, except
there's no flashes going on, so people are like,
all right, they're not doing photos. Well, then
Ryan's in there, and he's like, hey, come over
here. And I'm like, dude, the guy's coming. Put
that away. Oh, you said that. Yeah. Dude's coming.
Put it down. Put it down. He's like, huh? He's
all hammered. He's got it all in a dollar bill
a big pile of it And he's handing me the little
scooper thing and the guys like all right you
guys you're fucking first of all the fuck That's
an amateur shit who puts it on a dollar bill.
I'm gonna marry you hear that shit What kind
of amateur bullshit is that? What do you know
what's going on? Yeah, and then you woke up the
next morning and your ass hurt. I mean, come
on, Larry. Oh, whatever. That's a whatever. There's
a lot of projecting. Yeah, that's what I do because
I'm a homo. Who the fuck puts a blow in a dollar
bill? It's 2025. I don't know why he did that.
First of all, that dollar bill, I'm going to
tell you right now, has been circulated such
through the economy that it's touched a FNUC
and then another FNUC and then I would come back
to you. It's been used in a meth transaction.
It's been used in a weird, serendipitous, butthole
or a fucking reunion, some sort of story like
that. Why are you doing below of a dollar bill?
You're 62. It gives it flavor. I don't care.
Look at him. He's like, Hick Jones. So you had
a good time, you got kicked out? Yeah man, we
got kicked out of the bar. And then what'd you
do? Then we came home and we went back. You came
home and you went back? Went back, dropped Ryan
off and I came home. The sugar baby lifestyle
is them. I mean he lives better than you do The
sugar baby lifestyle Oh Thank God, I just remembered
this I had a stealing Valor sugar baby moment.
Wait, what? A stealing Valor sugar baby moment.
Someone was stealing Valor of being a sugar baby.
And I had to put them in their place. That that
is not a sugar baby. Because I know two of them.
Within my circle, I have two sugar babies. And
let me tell you, you are not even close to kicking
dirt on their welcome mat. these fucking guys
so this guy um he's like uh this son of a bitch
man it makes my blood boil let me tell you you
don't steal sugar baby valor in front of needles
yeah that's like i said you shouldn't steal any
valor well i mean if you want to be the you know
navy and you're a seaman that's what you wanted
to do well you shouldn't say things sorry these
guys you work okay so then here we go so this
guy i know The lives by this girl. They're dating
He tells me you know what she gets me whatever
I wanted to all that I'm a sugar, baby But he
has a job and he works his ass off and you're
not a sugar, baby You got to quit your job. Yeah,
you have to lay on the couch Smoke learn how
to play guitar And eventually get into a k -hole
on a random Tuesday and play with your guys shout
out roller Then you're official. Listen, you've
got credentials that you have to do. You follow
fucking procedures around here. You don't claim
sugar baby fucking... It makes me mad. The president
is over here. Him and Roller just meet. The union
meeting. You got your dues? No, I forgot them.
You got your dues? Let me call my wife. What's
the local number? We're fucking zero. Oh, that's
so disgusting. The local number zero. We're the
first sugar baby union. It's like an MLM ski.
A big pyramid. They bring other sugar babies
in. Larry's a sugar baby savant. All of a sudden
you just get molded. You can do whatever you
want, Larry. You don't like this? It's part of
being the snowball king. I'm telling you. That
just insinuates a lot of things. So this guy
fucking tells me he's like, oh, yeah, she buys
me all this stuff, you know, and I'm like, dude,
I work with you every day. I'm like, if I went
over to Larry's house right now, he'd be doing
the same thing he did every day with a Y, getting
stones playing guitar and getting Mary her coffee
in meds. Like a good sugar baby. And then Roller
doing the same thing. What's wrong with that?
No, let me tell you. I mean, obviously, this
guy's in final 1099 in like 20 years. He doesn't
even know what taxes are. He's like, how come
I'm negative for what I earned? That's what Trump
needs to pass, a sugar baby tax. He can just
get a refund off of everybody else. Right away,
he's like, yeah. No Sugar Baby techs. You're
doing pretty good by yourself, aren't you? You
don't need the extra techs. Sugar Baby's got
techs. He's like, yeah, I just want another guitar.
By the way, I want to give a shout out to Rich
Knight, one of my buddies gave me. What the fuck
is this? Did he pay you to give a shout out?
Well, he gave me a guitar this week. I don't
care. Do we have to cut it into thirds? No, we
have to cut it into thirds. He is right. Yeah,
if you're doing a fucking free fucking... This
is outrageous. Your nose is getting longer. It's
a real cool no name Japanese model from the late
60s. Sounds like the girl I'm in love with. No
name Japanese. That's her actual name. Exactly.
No name given. No name woo. No fucks given. All
right. Well, that's kind of nice. Shit muffin.
I'm excited about that. I mean, there you go.
Now you got to keep going until I can find something
to talk about. So I'm in the Great American Bagel
today. Oh, is this a joke? Where the hell is
a bagel shop around here? It's around here. Let's
not get into the fucking logistics, you idiots.
You've fucking gone for two weeks and you forgot
to do a podcast. He made me hungry. Talking about
bagels. So I went with my dad. Yeah, you moved
up a little extra large now. Kiki's jacked too,
look at him, man. He's a freckle muffin, dude.
He's my little freckle muffin. Dude, I'm like
a sunspot muffin. You are. You look like a lady
in Florida that's like 70. That's my goal. Don't
work around the skin tags, bubby. I'm getting
them. All right, back to your muffins. Yeah,
let's keep going there, homo. So when I'm in
there, you know, with my dad. It's buying me
long. Dude, how high are you? I'm high. Just
don't worry about it. I know, start ripping bombs.
You're like 60, dude. Whatever, man. Whatever.
I'm a stoner till the day I die. It's the SB
lifestyle. Yeah, that's sugar, baby. So this
fucking kid comes in, you know, and there's a
weird array of people working there. What color
was he? And there's a weird array of people as
patrons as well in line. I mean, really weird.
And this kid comes in, he's a white kid. He looks
like he is in a death metal band, you know, the
hair... Black hair, black pants, fucking... In
the fucking just, you know, he's expecting to
be... You know that cartoon, Death Clock, the
fucking, you know, the heavy metal band? You
know I'm talking about Needles? Remember that
heavy metal band? The guys would fucking jam.
The guy's name was Nathan, the lead guy. No,
I do not remember. I apologize Larry, but...
We're young. No, it's something that's recent.
It's something that you guys should know. All
right, dude, keep going, man. Anyways, and then
the kid places his order. He's like, yeah. What'd
he order? I don't fucking know. You're selling
Michael Jackson? And he's like, yeah, it's going
to happen. It's like the Michael Jackson death
metal. That sounds like a little faggot. I didn't
think he was in death metal. I'm just saying,
it's what he looks like. You didn't expect him
to speak like that. I just wasn't expecting that.
And? That's it? I mean, did you get indoctrinated
into a tranny fucking militia? No. Did you get
your bagel? What'd you get on your bagel? I had,
well, what else? Must be fucking locks and fucking,
yeah. It must be very tough to eat a bagel with
a nose that size. You have to cut it up into
pieces. And then complain. Do you know that in
1947, you ever had a theater? Speaking of shackles
and Jews. Oh boy, here we go. Sure, we've talked
about the Schofield Bible before. Yes, we have.
And you know where it was produced? No, because
I don't know a lot about it, so I can't say that
much about it. And you know what? It's a book,
so I think it's fake. Well, it basically is,
fake and gay. I mean, welcome to my world. Fake
and gay. Well, guess who did the publishing?
It was published by Oxford. Yeah. An institution
that's not even in our fucking country. From
England. Yeah. And then let's go into fucking,
I'm sorry, I apologize. Kiki, I love you, fat
girl. And then we go Robert Maxwell, fucking
only McGraw and Hill. Keep on going. They publish
all the medical documents. I apologize, without
peer studies. Yeah. Well, but then... It also
had to do with - Here we go, wait a second. Something
prolific. You sure do know a lot about fake and
gay shit. There we go. That's the tagline of
the show. That's the clip. Stop the show to tell
me I'm fake and gay. It's the name of the pod,
fake and gay. Exactly. All right, keep going,
love. What's the, what, Helford agreement? The
Rob Helford agreement? Where you gotta be gay
and then fake first? The Belford Doctrine? Belford
Doctrine. Yeah. The Hellford! I mean, dude, you
are fucking hell -bent for leather after that
one! You'd have been jamming Judith Breeze. I
can tell! The Hellford act! What the fuck is
this? Dude, I mean, that's the best part of the
show ever! The Hellford act! Alright then, there
we go, 1947. French and Britain took over. Well
no, but that's, it all had to do with the empire.
Israel -Palestine, yeah. Because that was the
first edition of the Bible that even said anything
about, you gotta... you know, worship Israel
basically, the Jews. And it was built for America.
It was, and this was induced by - It wasn't built
for America. It was fucking - Oh no, because
it was distributed in America. It was written
- Evangelicals out here. History is written by
the winners. Let's never forget that. You know
what I mean? So what are you gonna do with Jewish
propaganda? You're gonna fucking put it - How
about shit story? Edward Bernays. You know what
I mean? Yeah, but Schofield. Who writes shit
story? He's a Jew. Anybody can write a fucking
thing. Look at fucking Elrond Hubbard. Scientology
is the biggest sham ever. This was produced at
the same time. is the Rob Halford Act. Which
I love. That's what we're going to start calling
it from now on. In 1918, I think it was. No,
I think it was in the 40s. It was 47, 48 when
they created the States. And France ran. The
Palestinians. Elrond Halford, though, is fiction,
by the way. Scientology is not so Larry. Yeah,
but in the sections of the books for all those
books, when you want to go buy them, it's fiction.
Yes, Larry, he's the biggest fiction writer I
think there ever was. I don't think the Bible
is only fiction. We need a producer. The Bible
is fiction. What is it? Scofield Bible. Scofield
Bible is. How about the King James, and then
we fucking get down to... But it's been re -enjusted
to show that... Christians should worship Jewish.
The Book of Enoch has been removed. The New Testament,
there's been a bunch of shit removed. Enoch sounds
like a Jewish name, huh, Needles? Yeah, but I
mean, it's all about fallen angels coming down
to this world and assimilating themselves with
what I shall say with the indigenous people that
were on this continent. Yeah, but even in the
Schofield Bible, there's a lot of stuff in there
that was never in any Bible. before this time?
Yeah, because they can alter and they can do
whatever they want. And that's what they did
and that's why... Who procures this shit? I want
to go... Larry and me don't need to do a show
from the fucking Vatican basement. That's what
we need to do. I want to look through the looking
glass. You guys are first on the list. Right,
right. Well, if the Earth is flat, then, you
know, I understand. No, I believe that. Hey,
listen, I mean, we're in the middle of a podcast.
We have a new disclosure about alien life. Yeah,
alien life exists. You know what I mean? Reptilian
life exists. Anything is fake. It's all fake
and gay. Well, but, like, they even said, uh,
what's his name? So that's, like, the final sign.
Oh, your thing. How come blacks and faggots never
get taken by aliens? Seriously, how come it's
always white hillbillies in the middle of nowhere
and you know what? There's a thing that they
talk about I think it was 311 they called it
with the forests where I think it was Eisenhower
or someone that where they send contracts with
the aliens right after Roswell to come in and
they can take people from the state forests and
they set all of these up just for fucking picking
grounds for these people, shall I say, extraterrestrial
life beings, which I don't believe in because
of the firmament, but it says in the Bible, which
I don't believe in either. So it doesn't matter
about the firmament. Yeah, they're from another
dimension. No, exactly. And they don't go through
the firmament. No, but there's portals and there's
stuff like that. Or the ocean. The ocean is where
it's at. They come up through portals from hell.
Culling off that, or allowing aliens to abduct?
I just listened to a book on the floor. I forget
the name of the damn book. I think I know why.
But this was a guy that was abducted when he
was his mother was abducted when he was in the
book corner. I don't remember who wrote it, but
I'm going to try to tell you. I was on the beach
drinking White Claws and a hoagie. That's when
it came to me. I had an epiphany. Her mother
was part of the program. They were poor. And
they changed his DNA a little bit. He was able
to once, like, you know, he was basically, what
do you call that? Not trained when you're younger,
basically. Manipulated when in mind control.
Learn how he laughs. That's my M .O. No, he was
groomed by military people all of a sudden. So
he wanted to go into the military. And then he
went to this special training. Uncle Teddy Kaczynski.
Yeah, same shit, where they started to play frequencies
and do things with his mind to see if he actually.
Like some sort of MK Ultra shit. Yeah, to see
if it worked. So all right, so all of a sudden,
he's like, all right, you're doing really well
in this. We need you to learn these frequencies,
learn this. Now we're going to have you talk
with. Other people other telepathically. Yeah.
Okay. So all of a sudden he finds out I mean
you guys are the worst storytellers I've ever
met in my life So all the sudden he realizes
he's not talking to other people telepathically
he's talking to Basically gray aliens that have
been abducting humans and he learns that he's
like these aliens are communicating Do you listen
to what you're saying though? It's hard to believe
when you say it. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm
just saying I'm making the story pretty clear.
So he's communicating. No, but no I understand
that you're just giving the cliff notes right
now. Willow is giving us a cliff notes, but it's
like will you really listen to what we say? It's
like hey We made a contract with this guy to
kidnap people and bring aliens down and do all
this bullshit. It's like, wow, interdimensional
bullshit like that. But we know. And what do
you think then? Well, but here, well, so what
was your synopsis? Well, here, just to go off
to your story, what you've talked about, how
did contract to kidnap people in forests? It
wasn't a contract, but well, no, it wasn't a
technology contract, shall we say they take to
progress in advance? And they give us technology.
But anyway, so he started learning that. these
aliens were given coordinates from where they
were basically abducting people. And he would
write the coordinates down and, yeah, whatever
the transfer was. So where they landed and where
they abducted from. But isn't it so weird? You
think they could just hover above - So then what?
You think they could hover above Earth and just
take us? Well, no. Well, they can. That's what
I'm saying. They don't need to land, though.
That's the weird thing. Yeah, well, you said
land. He didn't. Well, it's where they come down,
he said. So I assume that was landing. Well,
don't assume. I assume you're a factor. Fucking
jug boy, I'm a jug boy. I mean a hundred years
of picking cotton and this is where you're at
right now. So why don't they keep on going then?
I think I know why. No, wait, Keith, is that
what you're done? So that's where I got the idea.
It's like, how come you never hear any alien
stories about blacks or gays or anything being
abducted? How come it's just, yeah, you white
folk. Chinaman? Yeah. It's always, I mean, I
guess we are in America. But you still don't
hear it. No, no, no. What do you mean there's
fucking technically 350 million people and every
time an alien comes down and grabs a white dude.
Barney and Betty Hill. Oh, you know what? He
was a black hole. Wait, you're not even going
to let me do that? But he was an intellectual.
Wait a second. Say that again. Barney and who?
Barney and Betty. Oh, they said Benny, my bad.
Betty. Betty, his wife. She was a coal burner.
And so he was at least half. He was a mulatto.
No, I think he was all half. But yeah. And? He
got abducted. They got abducted. From where?
But he was intelligent. They were in upstate
New York when they got abducted. He was intelligent,
though. So that's what I was gonna say. What
do you mean he was intelligent? So it wasn't
really like a black man. Well that's why they
don't want to take blacks or gays because they
don't want to have - I mean, if you're gonna
use air quotes about that. They don't want to
have any clones or fucking DNA that they're taking
and whatnot. They don't want low IQ or FNUCs.
No, they do. No, they don't. No, but that's a
problem. No, but that's what your aliens don't
want. How do you know that? Well, they're not
taking any black. Because I see him taking red
next. No, if I'm an alien, I'm not taking them.
Obviously, you take the more fucking... superior
species, right? Okay, there we go. Myth solved.
The only black guy that I ever heard of getting
taken was Barney Hill. I've never heard of Barney
Hill, but I'll have to look into that. He was
the first abduction case in the United States.
Are you really on your phone right now? You've
been gone for two weeks, and you're really earning
your spot back. I don't like this. The title
of the book is called Above Black, because...
Ah, man. This is where you want to be all the
time, and far away from them also. Here, it's
called... Project Preserve Destiny, an insider's
account of alien content. Okay, you know what,
it's a book. Well, this guy, he was on Sean Ryan,
this guy's - Even worse. That guy's a CIA asset.
You think once you get into the CIA, you stop
being in the CIA? But here, this all goes into
the whole alien sigh -up, the one where we're
being invaded by aliens. Who was the headgroom
of the Rock and... That's why I don't know what
they say. Himmler? No. Fucking Goebbels. Von
Braun. Well, Werner Von Braun, yes. My bad. He
said on his deathbed, which, you know, is still...
On his tombstone is even written... They said
alien, what he called. Alien abduction, but aliens
are around us. So let's say that attack is gonna
be the final sigh But the whole thing is is okay
when we look at when we look at like what they
do in Davos and what they do to political the
particle colliders I mean, they're doing this
right in Illinois They're trying to open portals
to other worlds and they actually have said this
which I don't believe too much is You know, I
just like AI think AI is fake and gay like you
but that's the stranger things the TV show strange
Well, that was Montauk That was in Montauk. That
was in Montauk. Shit, I completely forgot. The
Montauk program. But it's all the same thing,
though. And you want to get into your fucking
Candyman thing? We can get into the Candyman
with John Wayne Gatham. First of all, we'll start
with Michael Aquino, who is friends with Alistair
Crowley, and who is the Church of Satan guy.
Lavey. Yeah, Anton Lavey. Anton Lavey. So then
Anton Lavey started this thing that was the temple.
He calls me a dummy. I'm answering all those
questions. What do you mean you're answering?
Why can't you just be a good friend and I mean,
you just gotta play. Hey, look at how smart I
am. Einstein over here, look at it. You know,
he likes to touch kids and bang his knees. That's
what over here likes to do. I'm not saying I'm
smart, I'm just saying you're an idiot. All right,
so then we can start with the Temple of Set with
Mike Aguino. With the... Alright, then go! No,
no, go! Gotta see you later. It's all you now.
Okay, go ahead, genius. I'm waiting. You're a
superior being than I am. I didn't say that.
You were waiting. I'm saying that you're calling
me a dummy. I never called you a dummy. Oh, no.
Yes, you did, sir. You probably have. Yes, you
did. And so I'm just saying, look who's calling
me a dummy. I'm answering all these, you know,
every time you can't think of who the person
is, I seem to know. Larry was on a roll. And
so I was just saying, that's all. I'm just saying.
He's just reminding me. I mean, are you done
with this tirade so we can keep on going on with
our story? Yeah, keep talking. I mean, listen.
Keep talking. If this guy could, he got a rib
removed just to suck his own dick for that. And
is there anything wrong with that? Well, I mean
look at you. I mean you are a pork chop sandwich
over there. You need help. You definitely need
two china men on each leg to get you down there.
So this Michael Aquino guy does the temple aside,
which is an offshoot of Anton Lave and then the
temple. So what they do is there's this thing
called Paradiso. It's a fucking military base
on the West Coast. This guy was a... I showed
you the picture. The guy took his eyebrows and
made them look like devil horns. Yeah. Yeah.
And Michael Aquino. He was like this. So then
when you find out that this guy was intertwined
with all these other military installations...
I'm gonna do mine like that. And then... You
find out that they're trafficking children, and
this is a huge thing that's going on. Like we
talked about before, I think the CIA and the
Mossad and all these other agencies were just
built to traffic children. That's all I think
that their thing was. Well, to traffic children
to sacrifice so they can get shit from demons.
Adrenochrome and all this other stuff. Souls
and all that bullshit. They learned that from
the Indians. Don't waste anything. The Eskimos.
Yeah, you know, they used to kill the fucking
buffalo. The Inuits, my bad, sorry. It's all
the same. Cancel me for saying Eskimo, homos.
Inuit tie. Okay, so then we get to Gacy and the
clown, and what was it? I forget what his name
was down in Texas. Oh, man. Ah, shit. But this
brings, like... You think Epstein Island, this
is like the - Oh, North Fox Island was the first
one. Yeah, this is the first one, at least in
this country. Who knows, they probably could
have more before that. But yeah, I mean, this
is based off the pod, the Candy Man, or what
is it called? The Clown. The Clown and the Candy
Man, yes. Yeah, which is - Casey and some other
- Yes, we talked about this before. Yeah, what's
his name? Elwin Elton? I forget what his name
is. I mean, this is just the worst intro we're
doing right now because I had way too much to
drink and I shouldn't remember the guy's name
right now. That was all right. It doesn't take
away. It talks about the 70s. How everything
was intertwined. 80s, yeah, or all of a sudden.
They didn't even know, I mean, this is still
like when serial killers, they didn't realize,
they didn't realize all these serial pedophiles.
Well, let's use that term lightly, serial killers,
because all those people are involved in some
sort of monarch MK ultra program or the gate
program, even easily as children, but I apologize.
Were they all serial killers though? A lot of
them were just serial fucking great. Well, they
fight serial rapists. Yeah files serial and they
were serial killers. Yes They were um, I mean
that wasn't like and I can't believe they weren't
like that wasn't the main goal No, it was a byproduct
of their fucking Exactly. That's exactly what
it was. Well, no, it's it's crazy. How far like
even Gacy tell her what we go back To what's
the island? North Fox Island. North Fox Island.
Where are these just these rich pitos? Dean Coral.
Son of a bitch. Yeah, Dean Coral. Dean Coral
was in Texas. Okay, so then what they do is they
get this guy Dean Coral, all right? He has two
people that are procuring. victims for him, okay?
Two young boys. That are his so -called acquaintances,
shall we say, not even friends. So they're procuring
people for Dean Coral, okay? Well, Dean Coral
is murdering and doing horrendous things, okay?
So then one time, Dean Coral handcuffs... the
boyfriend, the friend, and the girl. He does
the handcuff trick. Yes, and they brought a girl,
and he didn't like that. Yeah. Because he only
likes boys. Yes. Yeah, I mean, that's how homophobic
this guy was. He didn't even like women. Not
homophobic. He was twataphobic. Well, no, I'm
just saying homophobic is a general term. Yeah,
yeah. And I'm saying he liked that. I understand
where you were going, but yeah, we understand,
Larry. I mean, this is how he would lure boys
back. He's like, hey, you got to get friends
to do it within blocks of radius. Yeah. Well,
but all of a sudden he'd be like these young
guys. Hey, I got some beers and some weed. You
want to come back and party at my place? And
they own a candy shop. Remember? Oh, no. That
was the beginning of it. His mother owned a candy
shop. Yeah, they owned a candy shop. So he transitioned
from candy to booze and drugs. Yeah. Yeah, started
with the candy, offering the kids all the candy
and stuff. Why, because he wanted older kids.
Well, as he got older. Yeah, he got older, so
yeah. Oh, wait, he was molesting since he was
a child? Well, he was doing nefarious things.
They don't know for sure, but yeah. No, they
do, sort of, because he told, well, yeah. Well,
they killed him actually that night. Yeah, but...
crazy stories of how this guy would just, yeah,
get these other kids to be doing the same shit
he was doing. And then - Well, paying it was
money. It was like Epstein. It was a pyramid
scheme. If you bring more people, I'll give you
more money. And let me say, people is, listen,
man. The normal public cannot fathom how many
pedophiles there are out there. And like I said,
it's a Lucy K joke, but thank God I was not stricken
with that. Being a pedo. Yes, and liking that
and not being able to - You talk about it an
awful lot. Look at me, I'm making funnies. So
this goes into the same thing where Gacy - was
right around the same time. Really friendly people.
How come they both had the handcuff trick? Well,
we're going to tell you. We're going to tell
that. Bye! Here comes Fat Girl Stories. This
is where it gets into it, because even Gacy...
He was a very personable person. He knew government
officials. Yeah. Union guys. He met fucking Jonathan
Carter. Yeah, he was going to run for politics.
I forget what he was going to run for. He was
the head of the charter companies, like the,
what do you call it, the Lions Club and the Polish
people. I mean, Pogo, Polish on the go. That
was his other altar. That was his clown name.
That was his fucking clown name. Polish on the
go. Yeah, so this we're gonna watch out about
clowns, but this is a pullaxe Ask them what the
fuck does your name stand for buddy there was
two of them there was Pogo and there was another
one Okay, well doesn't sound so bad though when
you hear it. What's that? Until you realize it
was John Wayne Gacy's clown name. Well, but also
we were, keep going, because we're going to get
into how the - So well, here's where it gets
everything. People start realizing it's intertwined.
All of a sudden, they find out John Wayne Gacy
is doing the handcuff trick too. He's like, you
know, he'll bring the lure to boys to his house,
put himself in handcuffs, and then get himself
out, because he has a key hidden in his hand.
He's like, here, you try. Tells the boy to do
it. Boy does it, can't get out. That's when the
shit starts and then all of a sudden they're
putting two and two together where they start
realizing that I mean They start there's a multiple
network in between of what he's talking about
and there's like multiple like first of all when
they find this guy um uh The name the guy from
texas the texas guy was his name son of a biscuit,
dude No, Dean, yeah, Dean Coral, that's it. So
when they find Dean Coral's shit, they find a
Rolodex of all these fucking people's names.
And these are all the people that are intertwined.
And the guys that were working with them, the
kids that ended up killing them and showing where
the bodies were buried. Wow. Well, like you said,
the boathouse. There was a Rolodex of all the
clientele. The kids killed the adult? Yeah. Wow.
But then they figure out that they're using local.
And they got charged, though. Yeah, the kids,
well they start using local newspapers, local,
what else were those? Penny savers. So what they
did is they would put an ad in a penny saver
and be like, I'm a chicken hawk looking for a
chicken. Yeah, well chicken hawk is a term for
an old pedo, and a chicken is the term for a
young boy. Yes, and they had a chicken hawk district.
Yeah, well then there was even names for like
babies because they had friends that were babies.
Oh, do you want me to say it? What was the name
for that? Do you really want me to say it? Diaper
Pail Club. Is that what it was? Yeah. But no,
I'm so sorry, man. Listen, this went for a second.
Jesus, please bless us because this is the most.
No, no, no. Again, no. Again, against crimes
against children, you homo. We've all known.
Well, I'm not a child anymore. I don't need to
be. But you don't. We're not going to go into
stories, but they learned that this was. Countrywide
that people they did the worldwide. Well, but
people were coming with it. Oh, yeah It was as
they were flying kids in Europe, France Yeah,
they were flying them to California back and
forth. Oh, yeah, and everything was paperback
crazy. You know, what's weird is sorry later
I'm letting you keep on going. We go on an airplane
in the the fucking stewardess or whatever Larry
Batson Back then, they were smokin' on the plane.
You didn't even need IDs to be on the plane.
Yeah, but when it's a kid, it's not like, okay,
well, what's wrong? No, it's just my father,
uncle, hoot dude, and everybody, oh, you guys
going to have fun this evening? It was a wild
west of pitos, dude, it really was. So then it
jumps from here to a place. Not North Fox Island.
It goes to the the Boy Scouts in New Orleans
next So then it becomes a big Boy Scouts thing
and all of a sudden. Well, no, no, no Okay, you
should get to say they find out there's all these
other like basically serial murderers not like
Killing 20 kids or anything like but they find
that all of a sudden who was the one guy? Whereas
it wasn't in Michigan where his father was not
the CEO of GE but he was like a CFO at GE and
They're like, all right, your kid's kind of getting
out of hand. So they ended up finding - That
was in North Fox Island. He was involved in that.
And then they had the guy that was doing - Dude,
these people there - Everything was covered up.
Well, no, no. They're not covered up. They're
smart. They have accountants. They have lawyers.
There's layers of protection. And then they brought
the guy in. They brought the dummy in, the coach.
Remember? The coach in Michigan. He was the fall
guy. Oh, well yeah, because he was the poorest.
Yes. He didn't have the money. But they entrapped
him with two P. But even like the son of the
GE CFO, they made it look like a suicide. All
of a sudden, one cop shows up to the scene, nobody
else. He shows up there first, then the rest
of them come. So he makes the scene. They're
assuming he changed the scene around to make
it look like a suicide because they had to get
rid of him because it was getting out. Wow. And
this kept happening. Cops were covered or they
found out that the cops were on the tank everybody
was on the take and like Dude, this was the Boy
Scouts of America. So many kids were getting
molested interesting Oh, and this is disturbing
because there was high -ranking officials in
these Rolodex like the cops like they were on
Tape talking about this. They're like, oh, yeah,
we saw the Rolodex We saw the names on this Rolodex
and then we went back to ask Freedom of Information
to find out what these Rolodexes were. And they're
like, oh yeah, well, they destroyed them. They
were destroyed. They burned them. They actually
burned them. Why would you burn these Rolodexes?
In Texas, with Dean Coral, they actually burned
them and got rid of them. And then they kept
on finding them. They find them with the finders,
if you know about the finders. And then they
find them out with fucking the Paradiso. My thing
with the Boy Scouts would be like, say, okay.
The only reason you'd be a scout leader is if
your own kid was in that troop. And that's how
it should be. Oh, you mean... The only contact
they have with, like, a main man... that teaches
the parents how to do the things that they're
supposed to teach the fucking kids if they don't
know how to do it. They don't need some guy that's
a lifer that loves being around whatever -year
-old boys that he teaches. Oh, no. So then here,
Larry, you want to hear something? So then what
happened was in New Orleans, okay, these pedos...
were taking pictures of children, okay? And they
sent them to the local photo booth to be processed.
And what happened one day was the freaking, the
conveyor belt that would process the photos broke
down. And when it broke down, it was on a picture
of two men indulging themselves in a child. But
on that picture, there was a magazine. that said
boy's life. And that can only be accounted to
a boy scout leader. Okay. So then they started
calling and then guess what? Harry Connick Jr.
You know who he is, right? His father in New
Orleans was the DA at the time. So that's why
Harry Connick Jr. and they broke up this... and
actually got time out of these people. They found
out this was the first time. And then they found
out that the troops, the Boy Scout troops were
sending boys around the country to each other.
In the falsehood of camps. Yeah. Oh, it's so
fucking disturbing. But the problem is a lot
of these guys - And then they come back and somebody
says - No, you want to know what's disturbing?
They were so - meticulous and concentrated and
well thought out back then guess what they're
like now Think about that. That is what the problem
is. Larry and North Fox Island in Lake Michigan,
these kids would go out there every weekend.
Every weekend they would fly them out and the
kids wouldn't say anything and there were thousands
of them abused and murdered on there. Sheldon,
I forget, super wealthy. He would fly the kids'
families around, take them for a ride in the
plane. He said he was so nice, so fun. But then
these guys, they get busted. They hide tail out
of here. Netherlands he went to. They get a huge
bail. He absconded to the Netherlands, and they
never extradited him. post a cash bail and they
high tail out of there. And the low man in the
totem pole, he's the one that gets busted. What
the fuck is a fall guy for? He's a fall guy.
That's all he's meant for. All those rich guys,
they just disappear. Yeah, and remember we talked
about how these people have - And they're allowed
to. Dude, they have financial funds. They're
funneling the money from the production of these
films and all of the sexual deviancies. They
take this money and they funnel it into accounts
and these offshore accounts and these hedge funds
and stuff. stuff like that. And then it even
goes into, this is where they start talking about
Gacy and how the cops, they start to - They loved
him. They loved Gacy. Well, yeah, they said Gacy
was like, he was really personable. Needles wishes
he was a little older, so he could have got picked
up by Gacy. Why would you say that? I don't want
to be killed. He said, don't kill me. I'll be
back next week for more. All right, Larry, okay.
But yeah, so then Gacy, what he says is - Gacy
said, all right, I'll let you live, son. Well
then when they say - They thought Gacy had accomplices,
he was letting other people bury bodies. Well,
no, he wasn't letting people, he was out of town
doing work. And they had the receipts, and Gacy's
like, I didn't kill these people. But they think
he was working with other people. Yes, they think
he was involved in a sect of other people. He
was, oh, what do you call it? Because - That's
how it always is though. Have you heard how Gacy
really kind of got, I mean, they knew he was
doing something, but then the cops, they were
always watching him and Gacy knew this. So he's
like, we'd follow, we'd sit down, have beers
with Gacy. How about when he blew the transmission
out? Well, yeah, we'd have dinner with Gacy and
they're like, oh, then one day, you know, Gacy's
driving like a wild man, fucking doing 70 miles
per hour down some side streets. Then also I'm
trying to keep up with him. My transmission goes
out. I'm fucked. I'm stuck in the side of the
road. All of a sudden. Who pulls off? He's like,
hey, you guys all right? Comes up to the door.
Hey, what happened, you guys? He's like, you
fuck, you drive so fast, my transmission went
out. I was like, well, you want to ride with
me? Yeah. Then the cop rides with Gacy. Yeah.
And then they end up going. And Gacy invites
him into his house to have like dinner or something.
They're like, hey. And then the heat kicks in.
Well, yeah. And this is the winter time. So then
one of the officers goes into the bathroom. And
then the vent, the heat was on. And he goes in
their bathroom. He's like. He's like, you know
the smell of death if you're a cop. And then
all of a sudden, I get a whiff of something that
I knew was a body. And then I get out of there,
my eyes are like fucking... and I tell the other
officer, I'm like, go to the bathroom. He goes
there, and that's where we got the warrant to
search the crawl space again. They would follow
Gacy to his, um, to his, like, uh... Attorney
and jobs? No, no. Well, to his, um, rotary meetings
when he'd go to the bar. And the cops were like,
you know what? I've never seen a man, I've never
seen a man that more people have come up to and
talk to. Usually you are that person that goes
out and talks. He's like, I was just sitting
there. He bought us two beers. The cops were
in the bar watching them. The FBI. We're in the
bar watching him. And they were like, people
kept coming. He was like, keep giving them beers.
And he kept ordering them beers, man. Well, they
were saying they wanted to see how gaseous he
was as a person. They wanted to see if he had
to go up to people to have these friends or if
actually people liked him and went up to him
and talked to him. And it was they liked him.
And it's like everybody went up to him. Oh, everybody
loved him. They loved him. Which is crazy. He
talked to the governor. We saw him talk to this.
Rosalynn Carter. Yeah, it's like he knew everybody.
It was the Polish show. It was a fucking Polack
in charge. Yeah. but it's so weird how they integrate
in a society like that. Like all of a sudden,
this guy, cause I know, well, it's not frightening.
It's like, what did this guy, well, the frightening
part is, I'm going to tell you frightening right
now. I'll take you to the west side. That's frightening.
You know what I mean? Like that's frightening.
Here's the frightening part. So on this pod,
they actually have video tape or audio recordings.
I mean, yes, my bad. that was always contacting
John when he was in prison, helping him sell
his paintings, helping him this and all that,
and John, he never thought he did anything wrong.
But, wait a second, tell him the best part, how
he wanted to use his mouth. Oh, well yeah, he
was joking with the guy too. No, you said something
about it. No, no, listen, listen, listen. Do
you want me to tell it? I'll say it. Yeah, what
the hell did he say? Okay, so then, no, no, listen,
no, he's talking. Today's stuff. Okay Okay, so
then he's talking with Casey on the phone in
case he's like you better keep that mouth warm
for me when I get out of prison because I'm gonna
use it and the guy's like I Had to go along with
Casey's bullshit. Yeah, I hope you go fucking
no. He was just busting balls with the serial
killer. He's like, yeah, I'll be waiting for
you, John. And then that shut him down right
away. And then he would just go into the craziest
tirades. Dude, you want to hear something crazy?
So Gacy would call this guy on the phone and
Gacy would send him a check. from prison to cover
the phone bill yeah yeah he would be like oh
how much was the phone bill he's like don't worry
about it john he's like i sent you a 20 dollar
check last month on the guy he's like 20 bucks
just to talk to a guy i think this is why gasey
it was a way for gasey to get his address like
he had to give gasey well he had a p .o box though
That was it? Yeah, it was a P .O. Box. He knew
better. Well, I mean, Gacy's in, he's going,
he's going to die. You know what I mean? All
these conversations he had with Gacy and how
he would talk about this stuff and. Man it was
it's just well. I just goes weird here in his
voice. Well the thing is it's just like It's
like the with the mine hunter. Yeah, people are
so obsessed with serial killers They really are
and when you really think about these serial
killers and these people that do demonic things
to hordes of people which is terrorism technically
Okay, it's good. Oh, that's the thing about Casey
when I was when I was at the Age when he got
busted. What the hell was that, dude? Did you
fart, dude? Are you kidding me? That was rub
licking. Aw, man! Nah, I was at the age when
that happened. What the shit? I'm all jacked
up on protein and electrolyte. It got all quiet.
Anyway, it was like terrorism for a young kid.
Oh, big time. Like if it was something happening
like that right now, and it was your kid's age.
I don't know why you point me out and say my
kid, but okay. Because if he was scared and shit
of some killer that's gonna get him or some raper
that's out there grabbing little boys. Yeah,
but the odds of that happening are in school.
No, I know, but you don't understand. What do
you mean I don't understand? When you're a kid,
you understand all that as an adult, but as a
kid, you're fucking scared of everything after
that kind of thing. Well, the whole thing is,
it's just indoctrination. That's all it is. They
put us in front of the television, watch the
challenger blow up. What do you mean you don't?
I understand at that point in time when you're
infantile and when one year seems like a hundred
years, you know what I mean? You have no spatial
awareness of how old you are and how old, you
know what I mean? Like now days go by so quick.
When did he get busted? Who? Gacy. Was it in
the late 70s? It was early 70s. No, I thought
it was like 78 or something. At this point in
time, I cannot recollect. I think it was a year
after I was born. Okay, so it was like 11 or
12. So I was fucking scared. You were crying
me dead. Exactly. And my dad was saying things
like, he likes things, you're just the perfect
thing that he likes. 12 year old, that's what
he said, they found a lot of 12 year old boys.
Yeah, that's what it was. You know, my dad's
saying that and then he'd say, now go out and
get the garbage. And you guys were even probably
closer to... No, they lived down the burbs. Yeah,
they lived down the street. But this is not far.
But yeah, they said Gatesy had so many bodies
in his basement, he had to start dumping them
in like the Displanes or Illinois River or some
shit. Yeah, INM Canal, he went to the Displanes
River. Which is, you know what, listen, I'm gonna
tell you right now. The thing right now is that
these people that are doing this still, you know
what I mean? They work on the internet, they
get people to do this off just the internet.
And then there's probably, they always say there's
like 25 to 30. active people that are doing nefarious
things, right? The Chicago pusher. And then we
go - How about the Chicago puncher, this guy?
Oh, again, for like the 30 second time. You ever
seen the guy in person? I've never seen him in
person. Okay, so we got the pusher, the guy who
throws him in the lake. Now there's a puncher.
Oh, he's been arrested. He just walks up and
punches ladies. And he's like 6 '3", 6 '4", huge
shine. Yeah. And he fuckin' piss off if you don't
like that. One of them, he fuckin', you know,
he knocks him the fuck out in one punch, you
know, of course. Of course, yeah. And he does
heavy damage. Broken garage, broken orbital.
No, he picks up, he picks the weakest sheep,
because that's what you are when you're a predator.
You pick the weakest sheep. So then you know
what needs to happen? This guy who's been spotted
in downtown. At the CIA, can you please Dan Bongino
or... wide -eyed cash Indian Patel with your
honey pot girlfriend that makes the worst country
music. Can you please get us the heart attack
gun? Don't say that shit. She's going to sue
us for five million dollars. That's on you, boy,
because you just mentioned it. Yeah. But seriously,
can we get a heart attack gun to make the Chicago
puncher go away? I mean, fucking A, this guy's
notorious for punching ladies, and he's still
not in prison. Somebody's got to follow this
guy around. If I was notorious for pulling my
dick out, guess what? Well, he went to court
today. He'd probably be fine in Chicago. Yeah,
I don't know what happened. He went to court
today, but he has been incarcerated since August.
Yes. I think it's 32 times he's been arrested.
Put the guy down. And about five of the times
was for punching women. Well, the problem is...
In the last couple months is when he punched
two ladies and knocked them out. You have to
make an example out of people. You do? That's
the thing. We've lost making an example out of
people. That's the problem. People hide behind
screens and then you know what? The screens bleed
into real life and then when real life bleeds
into criminals then you know what? Sometimes
you need to catch a bullet for being stupid.
Sometimes you need to be killed. It's like these
dumb idiots. And I'm not saying any race, all
races. If you're a white pedophile, a black pedophile
in Asia, you're murdered on sight. On sight.
I don't distinguish. This guy's just a puncher.
I also think he should be dealt with. Okay, first
of all, a puncher should not be plural. He punched
should be prison. You know what I mean? He should
be getting punched right now. He goes home somewhere.
If you're gonna let him go, cut off his arms.
See, he's not gonna be doing much. At least he's
punching, man. Well, no, because they might start
kicking, but then, hey. Actually, yeah, because
I like that. It's sort of like a, you know what
I mean? Like it's Saudi Arabian rules. You know
what I mean? You steal, you get your hands cut
off. You punch. You're notorious for punching.
And if you start kicking, you're notorious for
raping. You're taking your feet off. I completely
agree with this. Yeah. I mean, I'm talking all
of it. No eunuch bullshit balls. I'm talking
one sweet swipe. You look like a Ken doll, baby.
That's what I want. Yeah. Because I'm not a deviant
like that. I don't understand that. That's what
he wants and he's not a deviant. That's what
I want what? No, I want that on perpetrators
of the crime. He's cracking. He's making himself
laugh over there. That's what you do. Come on,
man. It's funny. Crickets. Now these guys need
to get out of here. What's that? No, they don't
need to be get out of here. They need to be murdered.
They need to be killed. Make an example of people
because that's all crap. You go to fucking Saudi
Arabia to do this shit. You go to Afghanistan
to do this shit. Oh yeah, Singapore, all that
shit, yeah. Yeah. And they got nice... They don't
fuck around. Why don't they? That's what they
would do. You know, that's what they should do.
They invite all the... Oh boy, here we go. Prophetic.
Fruit over there, all the gays for Palestine.
Tell them they're building the best gay bar in
the world. And you're hosting it. You're all
VIPs. Dykes and fruitcakes and vines. Sounds
like you've thought about this for a while. No,
I just thought about this now. And then that's
where they can round them all up. It's a rooftop
party. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely, it's a rooftop.
Hey, why don't you guys build... A rooftop bar.
Hey, you know what? We're building a place. Why
don't you guys build these walls? And then stand
on the axes. Yeah. Just make them all walk the
plank. Walk the plank is even... I mean, they're
just going... Off the building. I don't know.
What's worse, I mean, you know, when you get
a wall pushed on you, I mean, the depths of the
ocean is very more sinister, I shall say, right?
Because you don't know what's... Sharks. God,
the ocean's gay. We haven't even looked into
it. Not much. You know? Yeah, but I don't know.
I'm thinking about... the wall getting pushed
down. You could have a wall set up at the rooftop
bar where some of them get smashed and some of
them get pushed over. No, they just throw them
off the rooftop. Yeah, they throw the little
push. They throw. They 86' them off a four -story
floor rooftop. I can in that shit. Everybody
thinks it's fun. But here's the deal, man. Think
about this, like we said. We got the muzzies,
we got the Jews, the Christians. Who's more organized?
Not us. The Jews. I mean, and the muzzies, the
Muslim Brotherhood. Well, and you know why they
are? You know they say the muzzies are the broom
of the Jews? They do all their dirty work. They
get the Muslims to go and take over everything.
Well, here's the deal, the muzzies are going
to take over the whites and then the Jews are
going to come in because we fund them, give all
of them this stuff. Well, they're still going
to use the goy. Well, I mean, yes, you need a
goy, like you rent on a Sunday to flick your
light switches, if you know what I mean, for
your wife that's wearing a frickin' Stormtrooper
outfit. That is the cook for me. Yo, what's going
on? Yeah, no, that's all right, though. Hey,
what are you doing? Not much. Why are you bringing
a phone to the time? It's Hanford. Oh, okay,
good. Yeah, yeah. Speak, yeah. Sergeant Hanford.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Holy shit is he high.
Man, he shouldn't be driving, Larry. Tell him
not to drive. So he'll be here real high. We
have an extra mic for... Why would you tell him
to not drive? Too late now. No, it's not. You
can call him back. He's around the corner now.
No, you can call him back. We have cell phones.
He's already here though. He said I'll be right
there. He's like, oh, I just made a dangerous
U -turn. So, I mean sounds like your wife turned
down. Well, yeah, you guys get a new car Another
new car yet or no, no, I'm sorry tartan. I don't
even answer the car. I thought he's a joke Did
you get a new car because you know the car got
total yeah retardo manta bond over Dude you literally
look like you're gonna die. Look at how pale
he is man Get some sun. We had to. We're still
waiting for the title to transfer over. It hasn't
even been through. Yeah, right. You guys don't
even have the title for the first thing. Right.
So we can't get the money for it. Oh, man. I
got to take a piss. All right. Should we end
the pod right now and then do another one? Yeah,
what time? Yeah, what time are we at? You are
gay. So gay. You are gay. You are gay. Thanks
for tuning in to Larry Neal's show. Peace, later,
love you.