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Welcome to Larry and Neil's show on this beautiful

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day. Thank you, Jesus, for this day. I'm Larry.

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Needles is gay. I must be gay, and I'm Needles.

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I'm George. George, George, George, George. George

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is OG, motherfucker, in the neighborhood. Love

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is in the air. It's that stupid time of year

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where it gets dark early. What are you going

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to do with daylight savings time? Why are you

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smoking cigarettes, man? I mean, because I can.

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All right, but I mean think about the funny thing

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with daylight savings time is that you don't

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save any daylight Well, no, but they used to

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say it was for the fucking farm. I mean, okay

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more dad jokes from not even dad joke Well, it's

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balding. I'll technically say is your dad. Here

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you go. But they used to say it was for the farmers

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almanac And then they used to use the excuse

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that it was because the children, the children,

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you know, they're going to be outside when the

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bus comes because it's going to be easier for

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the pedophiles to grab them. Right. You know,

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because it's dark out. But, you know, we all

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know that we don't prosecute pedophiles in this

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country. We need to do that. Get away with anything

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they want. What's that? They kidnap? They like

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savings. There's a couple states that don't do

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it. I think so, yeah. But then you want to know

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what the real reason is why they do light saving.

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It started in the 80s, I think, right? I have

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no clue. Either the early 80s or late 70s. Well,

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but you know what the real reason is, why, right?

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Because who has to be cool on the weekends? What

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can't they touch? What can't they do? The Jews!

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I want to see the stars. It's all about the Jews.

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Because then they get it. What's that? I was

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seeing stars. Oh, man. Like me and Larry? No,

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no. It's a little firefly. Actual stars. That

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means you're losing oxygen in your brain, George.

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It was the hit. This thing's bonk. You're a fucking

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twat. No, they're not dirty at all. Oh, yeah,

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it probably needs to be cleaned. But yeah, no,

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so it goes back to this whole thing with the

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week. I can't remember. But... Needles is very

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particular. The Jews petitioned because then,

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when they would get home... Mm -hmm. They would

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lose that time. You know what I mean? It gets

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dark out, and then they can't touch children

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after dark. Isn't that another religion? The

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Jews can't touch children after dark? I don't

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know. Whatever happened to the tunnel Jews? Which

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tunnel? Right? Which tunnel? What do you mean

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which tunnel? One's the one in New York. Remember

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when the guy crawled on the grate? I don't know,

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man. Is that with the beds? Yeah. See, George

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is up to our shit, man. Look at this. I heard

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that. Welcome to this. Welcome to our world,

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George. Yeah, but what happened to those people?

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They caught a guy coming out. I mean the fucking

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tunnel Jew they catch this guy coming out of

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the tunnel We hear about it. They throw a huge.

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There's like a melee and yeah, you don't know

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what happened Well, I mean, I do know what happened.

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They pull all these mattresses and all this crazy

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stuff out of there Oh the people freaked the

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shit out. Yeah, so I would assume I see the mattresses

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going in Well, you know they do it probably undercover.

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Well, that's why they wear those big coats George

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so they can hide mattresses And the big hats

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so they can put the babies underneath the hat

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the one -stop shop Mazel tov Baby under the hat.

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What's that the baby under the head? I mean that's

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got answers under the coat That's got to be like

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in Jew trickery 101, baby, under the hat. Especially

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because think about this. When we start with

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the yarmulke, and then you get up to those fancy

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-ass weird hats, you know, the real furry ones

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that look like water buffalo? Yeah. So that's

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when you know you're top Jew in charge. Head

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Jew. T .J. Head Jew. H .J. Head Jew. The Hebrew,

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the Hebrew head Jew. The H -J -I -C, the head

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Jew in charge. But you don't hear, like, the

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shit comes and it goes so quickly, doesn't it?

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It's like, hey, yeah, we found all these bad

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mattresses underneath this hall that have trademarks

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of some sort of nefarious things going on in

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here. And all of a sudden, they literally just

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put a yarmulke over it and called it a day. Put

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a yarmulke on it and called it a day. Yeah. I

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mean, unless it's the weekend. And that's it.

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Then you don't hear anything else about it. Yeah.

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Unless you're just gonna flip the tables in the

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church and call it a ruckus. Wow. You fuck around

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with the money. You fuck with the money and it'll

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never stop with that. I mean, we kind of forced

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them into doing that, though. That's a thing.

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Mm -hmm. You know, there was only, you know,

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certain people... Don't worry, George. I drop

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guitars all the time. Excuse me. So, how about

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this dude... In New York getting elected, isn't

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it hilarious? Yeah, man, they got an actual communist

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in the office. It's fucking unbelievable. Okay,

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but you're gonna tell me what the fucking communist

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has been in office. Well, the first one that's

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out now fucking screaming it from the rooftops.

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RIP James McCarthy, better dead than dead. No,

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but whatever, we'll get, keep on going. But,

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you know, back then... people got crazy and vehemently

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stood up against communism, and now these dumbasses

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actually think it's a good thing. It's all the

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same bullshit. The beauty of it is, is the motherfucker

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said, you know, everything's gonna be free, everything's

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gonna be free. Today, he's asking for money,

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because he's like, hey... we need some money

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to get some of these programs going. It's like,

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dude, you're asking the people who you're telling

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it's gonna be free for money now. It's like a

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crack addict telling a heroin addict that he's

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more of a junkie than the crack addict. Right.

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You know? It's like, oh man, you have a real

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problem. It's like, get the fuck out of here.

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I would never touch that shit. Yeah, you know,

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I only smoke crack when I do heroin. That shit's

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for losers. But it's the funny thing is now it's

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like every it's the funny thing is well this

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motherfucker went to a gay bar Which is yeah.

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Yeah, I think that's haram. You shouldn't walk

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around the front of the other thing What the

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hell's going on with that? He's probably get

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a lot of mixed max max mixed messages this well,

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that's all it's just the city mayor gay. Yeah

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He was in a gay bar. Yeah, once you gave our

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body morning. Well, I was a gay bar two in the

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morning Yeah, well, he might you know, he's fucking

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campaigning at a gay bar at two in the morning.

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There's like George you and I There's an LGBTQ

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thing. LGBTQ, I like that. It's something like

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that. Let me tell you, George, you hit it out

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of the park with that one. You know why they

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have different stripes on that for different

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types of people? You know, the rainbow flag and

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all that shit? And the brown one is for pedos.

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All right, well, okay, we can go there, yep.

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How many colors are on it? They got the rainbow

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going one way and then they got the little triangle

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going another way with a few different colors

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like black, brown, something else. And if you

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put it together, it makes a swastika. If you

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put four of them together, it makes a swastika,

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which is hilarious. Does it really? Oh my God!

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They're doing it right in front of our faces.

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I'll send it to you. I got a picture of it somewhere.

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Oh yeah, send me that. But they're doing it right

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in front of our faces. I want to send it to my

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brother. And people are all, people are like,

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oh, they're so worried about this communist guy.

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Who gives a shit? Let them burn themselves down.

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It's in New York, you know? Yeah, I don't care.

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Probably don't even need to light it, man. You're

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such a pussy. What would he call it? It's like

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everybody's all up in arms. It's like all about

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this guy. It's like, you know what, man? You

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got a lot of other bullshit going on in this

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country. Well, you know, he's gonna fucking ruin

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things for New York, man. It's gonna be fucked

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up. It's already fucked up. This is a social

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experiment to see what happens in this country,

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and I totally embrace it. Yeah, let's just sacrifice

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the biggest city. Let's let it stay here. But,

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dude, we got fucking Brandon fucking in Chicago.

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Yeah, I know. And then fucking Fetboy Pritzker,

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but the same thing as his old... Pritzker. If

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you look at all these places and it's like, OK,

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how about this? If we take away our guns, what's

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going to happen? We're going to turn into Britain.

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You know what I mean? If we turn into total faggots,

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then we're going to become Australia. Here's

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the thing, man. The biggest city in the fucking

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world. The biggest, most important city in the

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world. Are you still talking about taking our

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guns? is getting, it's turning communist. It's

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not a good thing. They also got the asshole in

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fucking Indianapolis, that Somalian little motherfucker.

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And they got, no, no, it's another - Omar to

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Fatif. Yeah, and then they got another, he didn't?

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Yeah, but imagine losing - But then how about

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the bitch on the West Coast in Washington, in

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Seattle, is it? Which one? I think the Democrat

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won. Some white blind bitch. I don't really pay

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attention to West Coast politics. There was three,

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right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know her

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name. And I don't know if she won either. First

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of all, I think she did. She did? The two blinds

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and the guy... The Spanberger one. Listen, piece

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of shit. It doesn't really mean... This is all

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done to incite a reaction and steal off your

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leash. No, I know, I know. Everybody gets so...

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The embodiment of our political system is going

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to shit. It's always been going to shit. People

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are fucking stupid. That's all it is. Everybody's

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retarded. And the four people that are awake

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that realize what's going on, more than maybe

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1 % of the country. You think it's just 1 %?

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Yeah. People are retarded. So that'd be like

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350 ,000 people. Yeah, maybe more than that.

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Yeah. I would say, it's gotta be. Does it really,

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I mean, it's like, I don't really give a shit

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about what's going on in New York. Everyone can't

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be that stupid. It's very funny to see what's

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gonna happen. But it's ridiculous because eight

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million people were, could have been eligible

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to vote. No, not eight million people, you got

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children. Listen, there's eight million people.

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First of all, let's make it 16 million with all

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the illegals. Let's start with that. And that's

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the other thing. And then let's work our way

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back from there. And there was also illegals

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online bragging, hey, I voted. I'm not even a

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US citizen, blah, blah, blah. They were getting

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paid to do it. You know what I mean? But how?

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What do you mean how? There's a lot of places

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where they don't even ask for ID, George. It's

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pretty bizarre. It's so funny. Like, we always

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talk about this. It's terrible. It's terrible.

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You need a license to drive. You need a license

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to fish. You need a license to own a gun. Right.

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You get caught fishing and you'll get a fine.

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Oh. and you can go vote. They take all your shit

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away. Yeah, and that's illegal as fuck. They

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can't do that. This is public property. You know

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what I mean? Like, unless you're on private property,

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obviously. But if you're just out in a fucking

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lake and a DNR comes up to you and he's like,

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hey, that's all it is meant to do is just to

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fucking make you go crazy. And get money out

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of you as well. Well, I don't give them any money.

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No, I know, but they want you to get that fishing

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license, so if you ever want to go fishing again,

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you better get this license. Yeah, but it's 15

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bucks. I don't give a shit. No, I know, but for...

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It's even better to just be like, yeah, fuck

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you, get away from me. But they would still harass

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a young kid. To a kid, that'd be a big deal to

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get this license, maybe. I know kids are spoiled

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today, and their mom probably just hands over

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20s, like, water. Oh, yeah, the kids are terrible

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today. No. They're lazy. Lazy as shit. Lazier

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than we were. That was bad. Oh, fuck, man. I'd

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ride a bike for 10 miles, man, and shit, you

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know? Oh, yeah. These kids nowadays, they don't

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even learn how to ride bikes. Right, right. They

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play a game on their phone that rides a bike.

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Right. It's a fucking... Hey, man, I played this

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simulated bike riding game. Think about how the

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people are going to be in 15 years. They're all

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just... Oh, everybody's nodding. They're going

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to be like jello. Let me tell you, the mass majority

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of people are going to be, not 15 years, more

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like 20. Have you ever seen Wally? The mass majority

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is going to be taken out. It's happening now.

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Well, yeah. What do they do? Yeah, Wall -E, it's

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a cartoon where they go to space. Yeah, it's

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a kids movie. You ever seen that one? I don't

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know. Okay, well anyways, the people all sit

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in these chairs with a video screen in front

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of them and everybody's real fat and nobody could

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do anything because they're off the planet and...

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They're in this spaceship, never having to move.

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When they want to do something, the chairs move

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on like a track, almost like the slot cars or

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a train track. That's what people want. That's

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what they want. They want that. They were going

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to go back to Earth, and they had to get the

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people back in shape, and they showed a... You

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know, like an x -ray of the body, and there'd

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be a big fat outline with the bones all separated

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and shit, you know? Well, it's basically that

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you're a fucking soda kid. But just like what

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you're saying, it's gonna be that. You know,

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you drink a lot of pop, you fucking eat a lot

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of shitty food, you have no mobility, you don't

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fucking burn these calories off. I had a dog

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bite. What kind of dog? My pit. Your own dog

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bit you? Well, no, they were fighting. Oh, you

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broke them up. I had to choke one out. And I

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pushed her off to the side. And then as soon

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as he got up off the floor, he turned around.

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Son of a biscuit. How bad? I was in the hospital

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for a month. Do you have rabies shots and shit?

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You got MRSA. Yeah, I almost died. When it gets

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in your blood, that's not good. I was there for

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Christmas. Huh? I was there for Christmas, man.

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Yeah, it sucked. I had to cast because of the

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dog bite, they operated on my hand and now I'm

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crippled with it, you know? Yeah. But... Oh fuck,

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what was I talking about? The dog bite, George.

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MRSA, how bad it was, Christmas. Okay, from not

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being able to use it, and having it in the thing?

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Yeah, atrophy. Yeah, it was unbelievable. Now,

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now how I know how long it took for it to happen,

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like if everything ever happened again. Yeah.

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I would keep trying to just to move. Yeah. Well,

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you got more than more than they let me, you

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know. Yeah. My hand was moving great before I

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went to the hospital. Yeah. They fucking make

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you retarget. Right. They operated and she was

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digging around in my in my head. Probably had

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to dig out the shit, man. My whole arm was. What

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did you just get? Did you get rabies? No, no

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Mercer, but I mean, yeah, but what was just got

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an infection an infection and then the infection

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went to your bloodstream The infection was was

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that's what it mercer's right here. I've been

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really bad, dude Like the thing I want a picture

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of it. No, not right now on the podcast I can

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show them. Jesus, Larry. Dude, you're so retarded.

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Yeah, man. What are you doing? Why not? Because

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we're in the middle. He's got to search for it.

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We got to look at the end of the podcast and

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we'll show it. But it was heavy duty. OK? It

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was heavy duty. Well, I mean, yeah, his hand

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was all fucked up and shit. And George was away.

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And I said to Mary, man, I haven't seen George

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in a while. And then all of a sudden, he shows

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up. He's like, remember that? And he said, remember

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that dog bite? I ended up in the hospital. Because

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I saw the dog bite when it was some time ago.

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We were partying. Right before Christmas. It

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was right before Christmas, man. And then all

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of a sudden, I didn't see you for a while. And

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then you came back and you're like, yeah, I was

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in the hospital all this fucking time. I was

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like, holy shit, man. From your own dog bite,

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which is the worst thing ever. I mean, they're

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right away wanting to go put it down. I was going

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to say, yeah. It's my dog. No, no. You know,

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I separated him. He's gone. And then he's got

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to convince a family member to go over there

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and feed the bitch's dog that just bit him. Well,

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he did not. Yeah. The arm's all fucked up. Hey,

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can you feed the killer? The pit was gone after

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the bite. Where'd he go? To the farm. No, no.

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He's still hanging. He's a good dog. Every bit

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you. Well, you know what? I've seen that dog.

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It almost bit me, too. I'm busting your balls,

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George. He was an excellent dog. I think he's

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senile now. Once they get the taste of blood,

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though. When he bit me, it's just like, oh, you

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motherfucker. It's all bad. I bet. Did he clamp

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down or he just let go right away he clamped

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down and did a little And I had her and I had

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her by the collar choked out and trying to put

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her down Nobody around Fucking I wish Kiki was

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here to defend himself, but his dog bit me once

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but we'll talk so look at what he said What did

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he say and what's he doing who? No, I'm looking

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for a story. Let's see, which one should we do

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first? How about the mayor of Coldwater, Kansas,

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Jose Cabellos has been revealed to be a foreign

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national who not only got elected while not being

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a citizen, but also has been voting in federal

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and state elections since 2022. The mayor wasn't

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illegal. What happened? The mayor is an illegal

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alien. Nothing? No, they arrested him. Oh, okay.

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Yeah. Isn't that crazy? They know this dude's

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illegal and they let him become the mayor. It's

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like that dude in Iowa. Remember the black dude?

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Well, he was he was the head of the superintendent

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of the school board or something like that. No,

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not Iowa. It was. Indiana or Iowa. Indiana. It

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wasn't Minneapolis or something. Who knows? It

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was a big fucking thing. Yeah, but they're hiring

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these fucking people. The guy that was the head

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of the school board. I remember, yeah. This guy

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is a fucking mayor of a fucking town. A fucking

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mayor. What the fuck? They had that, they had

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that, an Indian guy did that in Oregon or Washington

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years and years ago and started with the poisoning.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then he was

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the mayor or the... Whatever it was. No, I don't

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think he was the mayor. Oh, no, she was. She

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was. You're right. You're right. What's this?

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This was this lady who had like a camp and this

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guy that was in charge of the camp, this guru

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guy had like 11 Rolls Royces and fucking, you

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know, rich me. And tell them the yoga, Bikram

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yoga. I don't know, it was down south, they gave

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everyone salmonella. They spread it throughout

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the town, in all the stores. It was the first,

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it was the first. uh... commune. It was mass

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poisoning. Mass poisoning? Mass poisoning. The

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whole time. Yeah, and it was on election night.

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Who gives salmonella out? Well, here's the thing,

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man. They wanted to make everybody sick in the

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whole town. So they went and sprayed... One guy

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got salmonella. They went and sprayed all the

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food. And another guy got a salmonella. And then

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another guy got salmonella. They're gonna do,

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where do you live, where do you eat, where do

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you do other things. They're gonna be like, well,

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wait a second. All these guys live within fucking

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five miles of each other. They can kind of pinpoint

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where it came from. Well, here's what they did

00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:41.099
though. You're not listening. They went and sprayed.

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They had teams of people go out and spray simultaneously

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all the salad bars at every restaurant, all the

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fucking grocery stores, all the produce, any

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food that was, you know, and this was like in

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the late 70s. It makes it even easier. They weren't

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looking for any of that. The people got busted.

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So you just get the shit so you don't vote? Well...

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That's all it is? Maybe it wasn't Samuel. What's

00:20:06.109 --> 00:20:08.829
another one? E. coli? Yeah, E. coli. Yeah, maybe

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E. coli. It was something. It was a chemical

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warfare deal, and it was spread through the school.

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Because then Japan had that fucking guy with

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the long hair. The blind sheik. That bombed the

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subway? Yeah, was it the blind sheik? Yeah, there

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was a subway bombing, yeah. They'd use chemicals

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in there. Right. Yeah, they'd use a chemical.

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It was terrible, terrible. They needed a good

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Psi -Op. We haven't had a good Psi -Op in a while.

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How about Joel Rifkin? Do you know Joel? Yeah,

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Joel Rufkin, the co -ed, not the co -ed killer.

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I know who Joel Rufkin is, yes. 17 kills. He

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killed the hookers in New York. I'm going to

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tell you. Oh, that's the guy that got caught

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with the body in the hotel. Yeah. No, no. In

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the barrel, he got, he was going to get pulled

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over. Oh, this is way second. Yeah, he was going

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to get pulled over. And he didn't pull over for

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the cops. And then it turned into like a high

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speed chase. A 20 minute chase. Finally he went

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off the road and hit a fucking light pole and

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there was a barrel in the back of his car. handcuffed

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the guy the cops looking around in front of the

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car and he notices stinks like crazy they go

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around to the back he's got a little cab you

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know those old time little tops and there's a

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fucking barrel or no there's a tarp in there

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with the body wrapped up in there i thought it

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was a barrel no it was it was other ones were

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in a barrel i'm getting confused but it was a

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tarp and the lady was in a tarp yeah and then

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they found and then he said were other bodies

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were, three more they found in barrels. Then

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he said there's another one in a barrel, but

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they didn't find her. And then they found all

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these, you know, he led them to all these bodies

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and he was drawing handwritten maps. And I saw

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this thing where this guy befriended him in 1986

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or something. And the guy got busted in like

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1983. Joel Rifkin did. He was killing prostitutes

00:22:03.460 --> 00:22:08.940
from 1978 all the way till 1983. No, 1989 and

00:22:08.940 --> 00:22:12.059
93 he was killing them. Yeah, right? 89 and 93,

00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:15.160
that sounds years off. That might even be more.

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There's probably more. He said 17. He admitted

00:22:19.019 --> 00:22:22.039
to 17. Oh, man, these guys are crazy, man. I

00:22:22.039 --> 00:22:25.759
mean, we're talking about removal of teeth and

00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:28.400
fingertips. Yeah. Head in a paint can. One of

00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:30.819
them, he cut the head. Head in a paint can. He

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cut the head from inside the mouth to the ears

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to cut the head off. Oh, 16 more women. Yeah.

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Why would it say nine, though? Well, maybe he

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got tried for nine of them because a couple of

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the bodies they couldn't find. Two of the bodies.

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You know what, though? Wait a second. Dave Rubenstein,

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punk rocker. I don't know who that is, but whatever.

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It's so weird that there was just a mass uprising

00:23:02.319 --> 00:23:05.599
of these people that murdered people during a

00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:07.859
certain amount of time. Like there were five

00:23:07.859 --> 00:23:09.740
of them or six of them going out in California

00:23:09.740 --> 00:23:13.430
at one time. Texas, like, uh, I wish Kiki was

00:23:13.430 --> 00:23:15.230
here. We gotta talk about the clown. This guy

00:23:15.230 --> 00:23:17.710
was going, Joel Rifkin was going balls up. There

00:23:17.710 --> 00:23:20.049
was times where he was killing someone like every

00:23:20.049 --> 00:23:22.569
other week and shit, you know? Oh, but there's

00:23:22.569 --> 00:23:24.569
more people that are more prolific than that.

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Which is insane. I know, I'm just saying though.

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But I mean, how about there was that guy, there

00:23:27.789 --> 00:23:30.089
were the toy box people and then there was the

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guy who had a tractor trailer and he had like

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a compartment where he would take people and

00:23:35.950 --> 00:23:38.069
drive on the road with them. Wait, you're dead?

00:23:38.359 --> 00:23:40.400
Well, no while they were still alive and he had

00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:42.920
a soundproof place in his truck. What did you

00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:45.460
do with him? George, what do you mean? What do

00:23:45.460 --> 00:23:47.799
you do with them? I don't know. He built a torture

00:23:47.799 --> 00:23:50.960
chamber and he was torturing them and doing more

00:23:50.960 --> 00:23:54.460
Horrible things than that. Oh my god. Unspeakable

00:23:54.460 --> 00:23:57.019
things. Yeah, he would pick him up put him in

00:23:57.019 --> 00:24:01.220
his trailer and he had like a Fake wall and all

00:24:01.220 --> 00:24:03.559
this stuff built, you know on the first couple

00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:05.339
feet of his trailer. That's where he would keep

00:24:05.339 --> 00:24:08.900
them You just drive around all over the country.

00:24:09.119 --> 00:24:12.859
There's this huge, even Kiki and you and I were

00:24:12.859 --> 00:24:15.940
talking about, man, you know what? That's fucking

00:24:15.940 --> 00:24:20.079
sick shit. Oh, gross. It's like a nightmare,

00:24:20.279 --> 00:24:21.940
man. The measure is that these people go through,

00:24:21.980 --> 00:24:25.140
like there's this thing with Dennis Rader, the

00:24:25.140 --> 00:24:28.160
BTK guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bind, Torture, Kill.

00:24:28.299 --> 00:24:31.339
These people are so normal. Like, look at Gacy.

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Gacy was a normal dude. Yeah, well, it's like

00:24:34.700 --> 00:24:36.750
he muffed up. Well, here's the thing, man. And

00:24:36.750 --> 00:24:38.690
then you got Richard Speck, which was completely

00:24:38.690 --> 00:24:42.230
off the altar. Any crazy killer, 99 .9 % of the

00:24:42.230 --> 00:24:45.049
time, they're great guys, you know? It's only

00:24:45.049 --> 00:24:46.970
that time when they're fucking going off killing

00:24:46.970 --> 00:24:49.329
somebody. But no, we're not talking about killers.

00:24:49.470 --> 00:24:51.650
We're talking about... That they're bad. The

00:24:51.650 --> 00:24:53.529
rest of the time, hey, they're great. No, we're

00:24:53.529 --> 00:24:55.630
talking about serial killers, people that hunt

00:24:55.630 --> 00:24:57.849
and are meticulous, and you know what I mean?

00:24:57.869 --> 00:25:00.269
Like, they have a certain ritual. How about Ted

00:25:00.269 --> 00:25:03.190
Bundy? He would have the bodies somewhere, and

00:25:03.190 --> 00:25:08.440
he would go back... and wash the hair and reapply

00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:11.000
makeup and lay with the body until it was too

00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:13.059
fucking putrid to fucking do that anymore. Even

00:25:13.059 --> 00:25:15.799
more than that, yeah. He would do more than that.

00:25:15.859 --> 00:25:17.579
Yeah, well you know what I mean, lay with the

00:25:17.579 --> 00:25:21.599
body. Yes. So did he bury them? Yes. He buried

00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:23.619
them? Yes, he buried them and then he would dig

00:25:23.619 --> 00:25:27.140
them up. After they were decomposed? Yes. They

00:25:27.140 --> 00:25:31.079
were under state of decomposition. Yeah, decomposition.

00:25:31.690 --> 00:25:33.309
while they were in a state of decomposition.

00:25:33.309 --> 00:25:35.710
And then when it got too stinky and too brutal,

00:25:35.809 --> 00:25:40.029
then he would stop seeing the girl anymore. That's

00:25:40.029 --> 00:25:41.890
when he would break up with her. Well, you could

00:25:41.890 --> 00:25:44.690
break up with her. Was that in her neck or arm?

00:25:44.730 --> 00:25:49.190
I don't know. Wow. But they're very, like, they

00:25:49.190 --> 00:25:52.390
don't throw anything out. They're very souvenir

00:25:52.390 --> 00:25:55.150
-type people, the majority of them. It's very

00:25:55.150 --> 00:25:58.289
weird, like... That's it. That's Rifkin. He kept

00:25:58.289 --> 00:26:02.470
earrings and Licenses and Pete, you know at pieces

00:26:02.470 --> 00:26:06.369
of jewelry from every single Girl that he killed

00:26:06.369 --> 00:26:09.849
me also and that was a way that he remembered

00:26:09.849 --> 00:26:12.549
who they all were too. Oh, yeah I remember her

00:26:12.549 --> 00:26:14.589
he would know their names and everything Yeah,

00:26:14.589 --> 00:26:17.490
because those are trophies. Yeah, but I mean

00:26:17.490 --> 00:26:22.470
it's like that now it happens but not as Intensely

00:26:22.470 --> 00:26:24.450
as it is right, you know what I mean back then

00:26:24.450 --> 00:26:26.829
it was Wild West Yeah, you could just go around

00:26:26.829 --> 00:26:29.609
and throw bodies wherever you wanted. You know,

00:26:30.009 --> 00:26:33.130
we have no DNA profile. Nobody's looking for

00:26:33.130 --> 00:26:35.549
anything from state to state. Fingerprinting

00:26:35.549 --> 00:26:37.470
wasn't even shared with each other. You literally

00:26:37.470 --> 00:26:41.190
had to still use that. The radio. Don't you wish

00:26:41.190 --> 00:26:44.369
you start trying to match up? Fingerprint patterns

00:26:44.369 --> 00:26:47.170
like the arches and the arcs and stuff like that.

00:26:47.170 --> 00:26:49.569
Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. And you're going to thousands

00:26:49.569 --> 00:26:51.829
of them thousands and thousands. And now they

00:26:51.829 --> 00:26:54.970
got fucking gay eye that can instantly take your

00:26:54.829 --> 00:26:58.650
face and tie it to your car and tie it to where

00:26:58.650 --> 00:27:01.769
you were where you've been make a proximity location

00:27:01.769 --> 00:27:04.210
and pinpoint where you live what you do make

00:27:04.210 --> 00:27:06.650
a complete map of what you do every day so when

00:27:06.650 --> 00:27:08.690
the government wants to kill you they know exactly

00:27:08.690 --> 00:27:11.529
where to do it yeah Hopefully I'm too old to

00:27:11.529 --> 00:27:14.970
give a shit about yeah Never are you know what

00:27:14.970 --> 00:27:17.109
I mean the problem is is when you're not good

00:27:17.109 --> 00:27:19.309
It's just like when these like they probably

00:27:19.309 --> 00:27:21.470
don't care about famous musicians We know what

00:27:21.470 --> 00:27:23.950
I mean when you're worth more than one aspect

00:27:23.950 --> 00:27:25.630
than your life, and that's when they get rid

00:27:25.630 --> 00:27:28.650
of you People are gonna want to start harvesting

00:27:28.650 --> 00:27:32.410
other people's minds and memories. I'm fine Thank

00:27:32.410 --> 00:27:34.769
you and shit like that, and then they're gonna

00:27:34.769 --> 00:27:39.069
sell them that's gonna be another drug That'd

00:27:39.069 --> 00:27:42.190
be great I don't know about that. I'd like to

00:27:42.190 --> 00:27:45.109
have a mind reader who's a really good author

00:27:45.109 --> 00:27:50.609
read my mind. And then he could write my memoirs.

00:27:52.690 --> 00:28:07.019
Portrait of a homo. This is not funny, man. You're

00:28:07.019 --> 00:28:08.859
not writing your memoir. You're writing mine.

00:28:09.099 --> 00:28:12.039
Born, Larry. He got me, George. Did you see that?

00:28:12.819 --> 00:28:15.079
He doesn't even remember. I hit Larry 10 times.

00:28:15.299 --> 00:28:17.640
Get your feet off the couch. Do what I want.

00:28:17.859 --> 00:28:21.400
It's my couch, man. I don't give a fuck. I mean,

00:28:22.359 --> 00:28:24.599
the funny thing, I kept on asking Larry what

00:28:24.599 --> 00:28:27.319
he did today, and he could not tell me for like

00:28:27.319 --> 00:28:30.859
10 minutes. All he did was fucking stutter. That's

00:28:30.859 --> 00:28:35.740
it. I know Yeah And I told him to stop talking

00:28:35.740 --> 00:28:37.619
to me because he's fucking retarded and then

00:28:37.619 --> 00:28:41.059
I and then my wife reminded me that I went to

00:28:41.059 --> 00:28:44.720
physical therapy So yeah, I went to physical

00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:47.819
therapy then I went and picked up pills and shit

00:28:47.819 --> 00:28:50.859
for Mary. We're not the good kind No medicine,

00:28:50.859 --> 00:28:55.779
you know, I get the drug store and then Like

00:28:55.779 --> 00:28:59.279
a drugstore cowboy. And then Bobby came over.

00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:01.339
Yeah, because you're retarded and he made you

00:29:01.339 --> 00:29:04.539
more retarded. Who's Bobby? Robert. Oh! Yeah,

00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:07.700
that's so funny. You're calling him Bobby? How

00:29:07.700 --> 00:29:09.740
long have you known him? I've known him forever.

00:29:09.759 --> 00:29:13.119
He's something here. No, I can't say fat boy

00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:16.480
because... He's not fat. Yeah. He doesn't even

00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:20.079
know his name. Yeah, Bob. I've never heard him

00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:22.160
call Bob. Here's the thing, they used to call

00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:26.519
him Bob, but when he worked at Roselle Music,

00:29:27.259 --> 00:29:29.579
Bob Wiggins was already there. He was doing a

00:29:29.579 --> 00:29:30.220
little bobbing and kneeling. They were like,

00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:32.480
you can't be Bob, and we can't have two Bobs.

00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:35.240
You can't have two Bobs, right. He said, okay,

00:29:35.299 --> 00:29:39.420
I'll be Robert since I'm a fruitcake. Yeah. I'll

00:29:39.420 --> 00:29:42.980
say it again. This is Bob and Neil. Neil and

00:29:42.980 --> 00:29:47.619
Bob. Yeah. And that's Steamboat. Can't lock him

00:29:47.619 --> 00:29:52.720
So yeah, you know he fucking dropped a lot of

00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:55.779
fucking pounds man. Yeah, he did Well, he needs

00:29:55.779 --> 00:29:57.819
to drop about another hundred and fifty. That's

00:29:57.819 --> 00:30:08.339
an alcoholic To catch my drift oh I think I know

00:30:08.339 --> 00:30:11.220
right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you know definitely

00:30:11.220 --> 00:30:19.849
um Dude Hey, what would you rather do walk through

00:30:19.849 --> 00:30:22.089
the ghetto at night with the sign that says I

00:30:22.089 --> 00:30:26.470
hate Negros or go on a hunting trip with Dick

00:30:26.470 --> 00:30:30.670
Cheney? Oh, man. Who did he shoot? I don't remember

00:30:30.670 --> 00:30:33.369
who he shot. He shot some guy he didn't like.

00:30:33.390 --> 00:30:34.450
He shot one of his friends in the face or something

00:30:34.450 --> 00:30:36.130
in the head. Obviously a guy he didn't like.

00:30:36.230 --> 00:30:43.759
He didn't get in trouble. No, he was drunk. They

00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:46.180
would say he was a lot better shot when he was

00:30:46.180 --> 00:30:49.819
sober. Obviously. Dude, he shot his boy in the

00:30:49.819 --> 00:30:53.140
face on a hunting trip. And the guy was like,

00:30:53.140 --> 00:30:55.519
oh, no, no, no, it's okay. I don't want to press

00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:58.559
charges. Yeah, because it's Dick Cheney. He's

00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:01.400
the biggest serial killer of them all. Yeah.

00:31:01.500 --> 00:31:04.700
What, like 4 .5 million, 10 million Afghanis?

00:31:05.390 --> 00:31:08.930
Yeah, man's destruction the the mind the mind

00:31:08.930 --> 00:31:11.450
behind I hope he I hope he made himself right

00:31:11.450 --> 00:31:17.670
with the Lord before you know I don't wish that

00:31:17.670 --> 00:31:19.509
I know you know what I'm gonna be down in hell

00:31:19.509 --> 00:31:22.430
with Rumsfeld and Cheney on a kick -ass pontoon

00:31:22.430 --> 00:31:26.470
boat with fucking Mother Teresa and Hillary Clinton

00:31:26.470 --> 00:31:29.390
skiing behind it you don't have to be in hell

00:31:29.390 --> 00:31:33.769
Wow, I mean if they got cool pontoon boats in

00:31:33.769 --> 00:31:41.130
hell yeah What's that? The River of Sticks? Fire

00:31:41.130 --> 00:31:43.849
and Brimstone? Yeah, I don't think you're gonna

00:31:43.849 --> 00:31:47.029
have a good time. Man, you are so fucking hot.

00:31:47.569 --> 00:31:50.410
You are retarded, really. We should put this

00:31:50.410 --> 00:31:52.970
podcast under special needs for you. Special

00:31:52.970 --> 00:31:56.630
needs, people. Giving jobs to special needs people.

00:31:56.730 --> 00:31:59.609
Yeah, we should be drinking. Living Needles Foundation.

00:31:59.990 --> 00:32:02.509
It's brought to you by Tom's. Giving back to

00:32:02.509 --> 00:32:06.109
the community. Giving bags to the community since

00:32:06.109 --> 00:32:09.430
2025. Handing out handles of vodka to the homeless.

00:32:10.769 --> 00:32:13.549
Here, here's a jacket. Here's a mismatched pair

00:32:13.549 --> 00:32:15.710
of shoes. Here's a handle. Reach in the pocket.

00:32:15.789 --> 00:32:20.549
Oh, that's not a gram of dope. Merry Christmas.

00:32:24.210 --> 00:32:29.190
But yeah, no, it's funny that these people...

00:32:29.190 --> 00:32:31.950
Like Nancy Pelosi, I'd still bang her out. Oh,

00:32:31.950 --> 00:32:34.609
God. Come on, man. I mean, hopefully she'd mumble

00:32:34.609 --> 00:32:38.589
stock tips in my ears. She's a piece of shit.

00:32:38.970 --> 00:32:42.009
Yeah. She's a big titty piece of shit. Yeah,

00:32:42.170 --> 00:32:45.430
dude, she's an old lady. I can't handle, I can't

00:32:45.430 --> 00:32:47.890
stand her. I mean, I don't want to go and...

00:32:47.740 --> 00:32:49.900
to that direction and talking about shit, but

00:32:49.900 --> 00:32:52.500
I hate Nancy Pelosi. I just, but the funny thing

00:32:52.500 --> 00:32:54.539
is, is you don't know anything. The only thing

00:32:54.539 --> 00:32:57.000
I know about Nancy Pelosi is that her fucking

00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:59.880
husband has got like two DUIs and then got hit

00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:02.279
in the head with a hammer by his gay lover and

00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:04.420
his fucking whitey tighty. That's all I know

00:33:04.420 --> 00:33:06.720
about Nancy Pelosi. And it was on camera. Yeah.

00:33:06.859 --> 00:33:09.579
Paul, shout out Paul Pelosi. I mean, he's a real

00:33:09.579 --> 00:33:13.359
G. Nancy leaves town and he has this fucking

00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:17.160
bunny. The way the lights were playing. Look,

00:33:17.160 --> 00:33:20.019
yeah, come over. Let's roleplay fucking off that

00:33:20.019 --> 00:33:22.680
would have action worker use my head as a two

00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:25.880
-by -four I thought it was somebody going for

00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:33.700
her, but she wasn't there I never really How

00:33:33.700 --> 00:33:40.700
much time do you think that the guy got that

00:33:40.700 --> 00:33:44.299
was busted with Paul Pelosi which was Which was

00:33:44.299 --> 00:33:46.700
his gay lover. The hammer? With the hammer he

00:33:46.700 --> 00:33:48.059
got in there. How much time do you think he got

00:33:48.059 --> 00:33:50.900
in prison? I didn't hear nothing about it. I

00:33:50.900 --> 00:33:55.319
don't know, just a guess though. None. Life sentence.

00:33:56.180 --> 00:33:58.559
He got a life sentence? He got a life sentence

00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:01.400
for hitting Paul Pelosi with a hammer in his

00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:04.119
whitey tighties. And it's all on body cam footage.

00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:08.239
All life sentence. We can go... to any state

00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.400
in the United States in an illegal touch as a

00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:12.639
child, which is the most reprehensible crime

00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:15.519
in this world, and they give, they let them go.

00:34:16.139 --> 00:34:21.000
Let them go. With any iota of any sort of semblance

00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:25.179
of reality or, once we stop protecting the children,

00:34:25.420 --> 00:34:27.179
that's when you know fuck it, society's gone.

00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:30.019
That's Weimar conditions right now. What's the

00:34:30.019 --> 00:34:31.840
first thing Hitler did when he came to power?

00:34:32.099 --> 00:34:35.099
Shut down the child brothels. And they were also

00:34:35.099 --> 00:34:39.039
doing bestiality there. That was the one needles

00:34:39.039 --> 00:34:41.619
relative. Hey, listen, if you want me to do a

00:34:41.619 --> 00:34:44.340
Bellamy salute, I'll give you a Bellamy I'll

00:34:44.340 --> 00:34:49.380
do a bill Bellamy for you, right? Well, no, that's

00:34:49.380 --> 00:34:51.059
the thing is like these fucking people they don't

00:34:51.059 --> 00:34:53.440
want to protect anybody anymore. It's fucking

00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:56.599
absurd what they do Why would you want children

00:34:56.599 --> 00:34:58.880
to be hurt? That's when you know society's gone.

00:34:59.420 --> 00:35:02.440
Yeah Well, who cares about that? Yeah, because

00:35:02.440 --> 00:35:04.619
I mean, the famous Larry story is that he was

00:35:04.619 --> 00:35:07.059
yelling at children, and he hit the wrong button

00:35:07.059 --> 00:35:11.139
and locked the doors, and then he started berating

00:35:11.139 --> 00:35:13.579
these children. When? And then I had to roll

00:35:13.579 --> 00:35:17.159
the window down so Larry could do it again. Wow.

00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:22.659
Oh, now you remember. Literally, he was about

00:35:22.659 --> 00:35:24.719
to yell out the window because he thought he

00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:26.300
was rolling it down, but he locked the door.

00:35:30.949 --> 00:35:33.530
So I started dying laughing. I was like, how

00:35:33.530 --> 00:35:35.710
the fuck did you open this window? And then I

00:35:35.710 --> 00:35:38.750
rolled the window down, and like a horny dog,

00:35:38.929 --> 00:35:41.590
he stuck his head in it, and just had to bark

00:35:41.590 --> 00:35:49.690
at children. Fuck you. Did you? Yes, he did.

00:35:49.949 --> 00:35:52.150
No, they, no. Oh, here it comes, what you're

00:35:52.150 --> 00:35:54.210
gonna say, how they weren't children? No, yeah,

00:35:54.429 --> 00:35:55.550
they weren't. I mean, one of them had a pink

00:35:55.550 --> 00:35:59.650
backpack. Come on. so what oh see there we go

00:35:59.650 --> 00:36:03.889
there we go as my lawyer mary are you hearing

00:36:03.889 --> 00:36:09.610
all of this fuck you so what they were children

00:36:09.610 --> 00:36:12.150
they were at least high school dropouts listen

00:36:12.150 --> 00:36:15.809
i mean that hat you're wearing right now i think

00:36:15.809 --> 00:36:18.570
it's some sort of jewish background you know

00:36:18.570 --> 00:36:22.909
a few years a few years back he we would go riding

00:36:22.909 --> 00:36:27.110
bicycles and he'd be wearing shorts and and Spandex

00:36:27.110 --> 00:36:30.090
underneath? No, it was just shorts, army shorts.

00:36:31.030 --> 00:36:33.389
And we used to put the joint inside this little

00:36:33.389 --> 00:36:36.730
football. Yeah. Oh, and squeeze it and then,

00:36:36.730 --> 00:36:39.349
yeah. And we do hits. The water bottle thing,

00:36:39.730 --> 00:36:42.190
the power hitter. I wish I had one of them now.

00:36:42.289 --> 00:36:44.150
You know what, you want to hear something cool?

00:36:44.489 --> 00:36:46.710
They make those things again. I wish I had an

00:36:46.710 --> 00:36:48.389
apparatus to make weed smoke supplies. They got

00:36:48.389 --> 00:36:52.230
one at Wiseguy Vapes. He's got one the top shelf

00:36:52.230 --> 00:36:54.150
a power hitter. We can make you one of those.

00:36:54.289 --> 00:36:55.949
It's not that big of a deal Yeah, but you know,

00:36:55.949 --> 00:36:58.110
it's a certain different kind of plastic the

00:36:58.110 --> 00:37:00.530
power here is actually but I have one somewhere

00:37:00.530 --> 00:37:02.510
I'll find it. Yeah, it's a little water bottle.

00:37:02.610 --> 00:37:05.829
Yeah, I got a box full of paraphernalia I was

00:37:05.829 --> 00:37:08.750
there I was at a weed festival a couple years

00:37:08.750 --> 00:37:12.210
back and they had one and I was like, oh, yeah

00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:14.239
You know, like, you want this thing there, and

00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:16.619
you don't even know how to use it. You don't

00:37:16.619 --> 00:37:18.179
even know how to use it. Look, you put it right

00:37:18.179 --> 00:37:19.440
in your ass. They don't know. You know, it's

00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:23.780
all these fucking younger people. These growers,

00:37:24.059 --> 00:37:25.840
they never even saw it before. They just see

00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:27.559
it's this power hitter, and they're like, what

00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.780
is this? And I'm like, here, give me a joint.

00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:34.079
Put it in there. Let a power hitter show you

00:37:34.079 --> 00:37:36.300
how it goes. I'm like, wow, man. Remember how

00:37:36.300 --> 00:37:39.690
you could... Spray it from like here in the stream

00:37:39.690 --> 00:37:41.110
and go all the way to somewhere else. It's like

00:37:41.110 --> 00:37:43.590
you were careful there, right? Oh my god. But

00:37:43.590 --> 00:37:46.909
he was nothing worse listening to a guy who's

00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:48.710
so high he can't remember what he did 10 years

00:37:48.710 --> 00:37:51.429
ago reminiscing about fucking apparatus about

00:37:51.429 --> 00:37:55.510
marijuana that made him so stoned that he has

00:37:55.510 --> 00:37:59.360
to explain it to children. That's Larry's MO,

00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:01.900
explaining drug paraphernalia to children. They

00:38:01.900 --> 00:38:03.679
weren't children. These people are like, you

00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:06.480
know, 30 or whatever, 20s, you know. Way out

00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:08.760
of your age zone. Hey, they're growing killer

00:38:08.760 --> 00:38:11.219
weed. You're doing it right. Yeah, who knows

00:38:11.219 --> 00:38:12.860
what they're growing. Some of them are older.

00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:15.719
The old people, like our age, they all knew what

00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:19.440
it was. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember those. But

00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:22.980
everyone else's, the younger set was like, what

00:38:22.980 --> 00:38:26.139
the fuck is that? Like the little crew from Michigan

00:38:26.139 --> 00:38:28.780
that has their podcast and stuff that we made

00:38:28.780 --> 00:38:32.000
their theme song for and everything. They're

00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:34.559
like, what is this? And I'm like, oh man, you

00:38:34.559 --> 00:38:37.059
guys are going to like this. Let me pull my pants

00:38:37.059 --> 00:38:42.119
down. Open your mouth. Close your eyes and open

00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:47.980
your mouth. Put it right in your ass. He has

00:38:47.980 --> 00:38:51.920
a lot of gay fantasy. It's a funny thing to think

00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.929
of. They're like, what is this thing? You guys

00:38:54.929 --> 00:38:59.030
are going to love this. This is the water bottle

00:38:59.030 --> 00:39:02.230
in the joint sticking out of your ass. Squeezing

00:39:02.230 --> 00:39:09.869
your cheeks. The cherry gets red. See, it's funny,

00:39:09.989 --> 00:39:24.960
George. It's funny. Everyone gather around. I

00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:26.780
love when you're just hanging out in the middle

00:39:26.780 --> 00:39:29.739
of woods with a bunch of weed growers. Sounds

00:39:29.739 --> 00:39:33.980
like some deliverance shit. No, when they, it

00:39:33.980 --> 00:39:38.860
was actually at the Flint race track, the race

00:39:38.860 --> 00:39:42.239
car track. This was a festival where they set

00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:44.460
up, you know, they had a stage. Boots and shit.

00:39:44.460 --> 00:39:48.179
Yeah, exactly. That's where they were like, what

00:39:48.179 --> 00:39:50.340
the fuck is this thing? They did have picnic

00:39:50.340 --> 00:39:52.820
tables where everyone was getting stoned everywhere,

00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:56.099
of course. And that's where... You busted out

00:39:56.099 --> 00:39:58.300
your glory hole. Your mobile glory hole. Here's

00:39:58.300 --> 00:40:00.719
how you work that. Can you join us? Because they

00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:03.199
were like, what do you do with it? I know. We

00:40:03.199 --> 00:40:05.139
thought there was no instructions, right? No,

00:40:05.139 --> 00:40:07.360
no instructions. You've already said this nine

00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:11.739
times. That's cool. Not really. I mean, we all

00:40:11.739 --> 00:40:13.659
know a water bottle works. You squeeze in and

00:40:13.659 --> 00:40:17.519
you blow out. These guys couldn't fucking figure

00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:19.940
it out, man. They didn't know what the fuck it

00:40:19.940 --> 00:40:23.239
was. I mean, it is the most simplest thing. A,

00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:27.059
B, C. That's all it is. Put the joint in, put

00:40:27.059 --> 00:40:31.519
the cap on, suck it in. That's it. And they can't

00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:33.420
figure it out. No, I'm just saying there's three

00:40:33.420 --> 00:40:35.400
steps to it. You can't figure out that I know

00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:37.219
I'm just saying these kids are retarded. You

00:40:37.219 --> 00:40:39.480
know, they're using glass. They are stoners and

00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:44.340
she's fuckers and bogs. They cost $20 ,000 The

00:40:44.340 --> 00:40:47.780
big glass okay. Oh, yeah. Look at my weed pair

00:40:47.780 --> 00:40:50.639
for me man. It defines who I am You know what's

00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.539
cool today have any of them little hard ones

00:40:52.539 --> 00:40:54.880
that they throw up and watch you watch it bounce

00:40:54.880 --> 00:41:03.650
down the street and shit You should do that Larry

00:41:03.650 --> 00:41:06.090
next time just grab somebody's bong and smash

00:41:06.090 --> 00:41:13.210
it and like I thought that The guys got this

00:41:13.210 --> 00:41:16.150
big bong he's in the head shop and the guy tells

00:41:16.150 --> 00:41:20.170
him Hey, man, take this bong and throw it on

00:41:20.170 --> 00:41:23.849
the Throw it on the floor in it. It won't break

00:41:23.849 --> 00:41:27.250
man. It's the guys like are you sure man the

00:41:27.250 --> 00:41:29.840
customer and The guy behind the counter's like,

00:41:29.860 --> 00:41:32.300
no, go ahead, try it. And he goes, if it breaks,

00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:34.360
I'll give you any bong you want in the whole

00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:37.440
store. OK. The guy throws it down. It's a black

00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:40.079
guy, too, the customer. He throws it down, the

00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:42.000
thing shatters. Why does he have to be black?

00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:44.539
And then the guy behind the counter goes, hey,

00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:46.619
man, what the fuck are you doing? And the boss

00:41:46.619 --> 00:41:48.559
comes out of the back, and he's like, this guy

00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:51.360
just threw this bong down on the ground. Hey,

00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.739
you better pay for that fucking bong, the boss

00:41:53.739 --> 00:41:56.460
says. And he's like, hey, man, the guy told me

00:41:56.460 --> 00:42:00.070
to throw it down. He's like, yeah, right. I'm

00:42:00.070 --> 00:42:01.550
going to tell you the story. Did you just make

00:42:01.550 --> 00:42:07.329
this up? No. This is what they did to this guy.

00:42:07.670 --> 00:42:11.250
Yeah, look at you lying. And then the guy gets

00:42:11.250 --> 00:42:13.530
pissed off. The black guy gets real pissed off.

00:42:13.690 --> 00:42:15.550
He's like, what the fuck, man? I love how he's

00:42:15.550 --> 00:42:18.630
a black guy. Come on, this isn't a lie. Dude,

00:42:18.730 --> 00:42:22.650
what kind of black guy smokes bongs? Exactly.

00:42:23.610 --> 00:42:28.409
This guy did. This black guy did. Oh, okay. Larry,

00:42:28.610 --> 00:42:32.090
I love how you... See, dude, you just associate

00:42:32.090 --> 00:42:35.449
California with black dying guys smoking bongs.

00:42:35.570 --> 00:42:38.030
And so the boss is like, you told him to throw

00:42:38.030 --> 00:42:39.989
this bong on the floor. He's like, no, boss,

00:42:39.989 --> 00:42:42.369
I would never do that. Why would I tell him to

00:42:42.369 --> 00:42:44.250
throw the bong on the floor? This fucking guy

00:42:44.250 --> 00:42:47.369
has to see the bong, and he throws it down. He's

00:42:47.369 --> 00:42:49.530
like, that's one of our most expensive bongs.

00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:52.130
And the black guy's like, man, I'm not paying

00:42:52.130 --> 00:42:55.690
for that fucking thing. And the guy's like, someone's

00:42:55.690 --> 00:42:57.710
going to fucking pay for it. I'm calling the

00:42:57.710 --> 00:43:00.510
cops, and they lock the door. And the dude's

00:43:00.510 --> 00:43:03.110
starting to freak out, you know? And then they

00:43:03.110 --> 00:43:05.510
say, dude, we're just kidding around. We're punking

00:43:05.510 --> 00:43:07.849
you. They, you know, they sacrificed a bomb.

00:43:07.849 --> 00:43:11.210
Oh, did you make this up? No, this was a video

00:43:11.210 --> 00:43:14.110
of some shit that I saw online. Is that Can I

00:43:14.110 --> 00:43:21.469
Pay With EBT? Yeah, my name's Shaniqua. But it

00:43:21.469 --> 00:43:24.610
was funny, man, because the dude was, like, getting

00:43:24.610 --> 00:43:28.420
real mad. Chimping out. Yeah, yeah, I think he

00:43:28.420 --> 00:43:31.460
even went to is it cuz I'm black it's cuz I'm

00:43:31.460 --> 00:43:33.420
black, you know Well, yeah, cuz you stressed

00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:36.519
that he was black Yeah, I'm sure they did this

00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:39.119
to him because he was black lucky didn't murder

00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:41.440
everybody in there. Yeah, that's where it was

00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:45.500
going. That's They let him get up to that to

00:43:45.500 --> 00:43:48.699
that point before they said dude. We're just

00:43:48.699 --> 00:43:53.019
kidding man Wow, I mean This is Candid Camera.

00:43:53.599 --> 00:43:56.360
Oh, shit! Candid Camera? First of all, if the

00:43:56.360 --> 00:43:58.719
guy said, oh, shit, it's definitely not Candid

00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:01.940
Camera. Well, I know. Whatever they said to him.

00:44:01.940 --> 00:44:04.420
Is this a dream you had? No, man. They said some

00:44:04.420 --> 00:44:07.940
shit to him to calm him down. But, you know,

00:44:07.940 --> 00:44:09.960
he didn't have to pay for it, and they did give

00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:11.559
him a bond and shit. Who cleaned up all the glass?

00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:15.260
I don't know. The black guy. And an Asian lady.

00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:18.559
An Asian lady comes out with a little rice hat

00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:23.880
on. It was California. Yeah, because black people

00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:27.900
like to smoke bongs in California. Won't. I don't

00:44:27.900 --> 00:44:30.239
think I've ever pulled a bong with a black dude.

00:44:30.900 --> 00:44:34.420
I'm trying to think. Yeah, exactly. No, I always

00:44:34.420 --> 00:44:38.019
smoke joints, I think. Me too. Wikistick. Blunts.

00:44:38.079 --> 00:44:42.429
No, Wikistick was great. These should be a great

00:44:42.429 --> 00:44:45.449
place. I smoke blunts mostly every time I smoke

00:44:45.449 --> 00:44:47.550
a joint with a black guy. Well, you got black

00:44:47.550 --> 00:44:50.829
lips, so they just assume that. Right. Your nose

00:44:50.829 --> 00:44:52.530
and your lips, man. You can either be Jewish

00:44:52.530 --> 00:44:56.449
or black. Well, I can't be both. I mean, a black

00:44:56.449 --> 00:45:00.670
Jew? Sammy Davis Jr. was. Uh -huh. I mean, yeah,

00:45:00.789 --> 00:45:02.050
well, he was more than that. I just watched him

00:45:02.050 --> 00:45:07.289
and... Sammy? Yeah, he was on Rowan and Martin's

00:45:07.289 --> 00:45:09.900
laughing. It was funny man. That was some old

00:45:09.900 --> 00:45:11.880
school shit right there. You know how crazy those

00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:13.679
guys were back then? Oh my god, those sexy assaults.

00:45:13.940 --> 00:45:17.840
Goldie Haunt. Man, she's dancing in the bikinis.

00:45:20.050 --> 00:45:22.449
Those guys were just amazing. So think about

00:45:22.449 --> 00:45:25.909
this, they would go on TV shows and just get

00:45:25.909 --> 00:45:28.610
hammered and they're getting all grabby with

00:45:28.610 --> 00:45:30.949
the ladies, you know what I mean? They just go

00:45:30.949 --> 00:45:33.670
assault every woman within a 10 foot radius.

00:45:34.730 --> 00:45:37.550
It's some funny shit, man. Well, no, I understand

00:45:37.550 --> 00:45:40.929
that, yeah. I mean, it wouldn't fly now, there's

00:45:40.929 --> 00:45:44.260
no fucking way. Aw, I mean, this shit shouldn't

00:45:44.260 --> 00:45:45.960
have even flied back then. There was a bunch

00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:48.059
of perverts running shit and nobody could say

00:45:48.059 --> 00:45:49.599
anything. It's misogynistic. I'm watching it.

00:45:50.219 --> 00:45:52.639
Well, yeah, because you're a dude. I mean, women,

00:45:52.840 --> 00:45:55.639
you think watch laughing? No. Oh, Mary would

00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:59.099
watch it. Yeah, it's got the stars on it all

00:45:59.099 --> 00:46:01.219
the time. Yeah, no, I know, but I'm saying it's

00:46:01.219 --> 00:46:02.860
a fucking... Fucking John Wayne is on there.

00:46:02.860 --> 00:46:04.760
It's a relic of... It's not that offensive. It's

00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:06.079
just today everybody's so fucking... A relic

00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:10.380
of the past. Eggshell and soft. Dancing in a

00:46:10.380 --> 00:46:13.719
bikini is probably haram now in New York. Yeah,

00:46:13.739 --> 00:46:16.079
but it's not like just one of them. They'd all

00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:19.179
be doing it. Yeah, but what about the man show

00:46:19.179 --> 00:46:22.320
that was on? That was hot. Yeah, they had the

00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:25.880
girls jumping on the trampoline. Oh, Jimmy Kimmel,

00:46:25.900 --> 00:46:28.719
now you're... It's not that long ago. Yeah, no,

00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:30.719
I don't like Jimmy Kimmel. No, I know, but I'm

00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:33.260
just saying it's not that long ago. No, right.

00:46:33.639 --> 00:46:36.429
The man show was cool. I think I did blackface,

00:46:36.550 --> 00:46:39.809
so he's kind of cool. Right? He did it several

00:46:39.809 --> 00:46:42.130
times, didn't he? I don't know. I don't keep

00:46:42.130 --> 00:46:44.409
track of Jimmy Kimmel's blackface, but I know

00:46:44.409 --> 00:46:46.829
he did it once, so... I don't keep track either,

00:46:46.889 --> 00:46:48.849
but all you gotta do is look on the computer.

00:46:49.309 --> 00:46:50.650
Yeah. How many times did Jimmy Kimmel do it?

00:46:53.969 --> 00:46:59.610
Jimmy Kimmel. 1988. Blackface. High school dance.

00:47:00.309 --> 00:47:05.860
He went as a black kid. That's all right, though.

00:47:06.219 --> 00:47:10.320
You know what? They take away the shock value

00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:13.639
of everything. Everybody's a Nazi. Everybody's

00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:16.980
a racist. Everybody's a white supremacist. Everybody's

00:47:16.980 --> 00:47:18.900
an anti -semite. And once you keep on saying

00:47:18.900 --> 00:47:22.199
that bullshit, it devalues the term of the word,

00:47:22.260 --> 00:47:26.369
right? This guy's a Nazi. This guy's a Nazi.

00:47:26.449 --> 00:47:28.809
That guy's a Nazi. Worse than Watergate. Worse

00:47:28.809 --> 00:47:33.510
than Watergate. Watergate? Watergate wasn't even

00:47:33.510 --> 00:47:38.690
that bad. If you know the story behind Watergate,

00:47:39.190 --> 00:47:41.550
the agents tried to break in multiple times and

00:47:41.550 --> 00:47:44.590
they failed. And then what they were actually

00:47:44.590 --> 00:47:47.969
going after was a binder that had, there was

00:47:47.969 --> 00:47:51.409
a brothel run by the CIA that was entrapping

00:47:51.409 --> 00:47:56.349
men. and doing pillow talk with honeypots, basically.

00:47:57.469 --> 00:47:59.690
And there were children, too, involved, as usual.

00:48:00.769 --> 00:48:05.510
No kidding. I never heard that. Well, I never

00:48:05.510 --> 00:48:07.309
heard half the shit you're talking about. No,

00:48:07.309 --> 00:48:10.110
I know, but I listened and read a little bit

00:48:10.110 --> 00:48:12.630
about it. I'm not an expert. Listen, I am a low

00:48:12.630 --> 00:48:14.789
-level fucking brownie. Let's hear what other

00:48:14.789 --> 00:48:17.849
low -level shit you know about that. About what?

00:48:18.039 --> 00:48:20.219
Watergate because they always act like it was

00:48:20.219 --> 00:48:22.960
such a big fucking deal as far as I know they

00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:26.880
broke into an office and got caught. Well according

00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:30.940
to Forrest Gump, he called on them. But those

00:48:30.940 --> 00:48:33.699
were all FBI. It's just like anything right now.

00:48:33.780 --> 00:48:37.280
Antifa is completely taken over by the FBI right

00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:40.480
now. CIA, Homeland Security, you don't think

00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:44.099
they have plants in Antifa? Oh, yeah. They got

00:48:44.099 --> 00:48:46.079
shit all over. Yeah, well, I'm just... Everything

00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:48.300
is a farce. It's all fake. It's run by the government.

00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:50.480
They just want us to be fucking in confusion.

00:48:50.739 --> 00:48:54.340
I have a plant in my band, probably. Who's that?

00:48:54.840 --> 00:48:57.340
I don't know which one it is. It might be you.

00:48:57.820 --> 00:49:00.099
I saw your APAC fucking checks down in there.

00:49:00.099 --> 00:49:03.440
If it was me, I wouldn't worry about it. Well,

00:49:03.460 --> 00:49:05.599
you better share some of that money. When you

00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:07.940
go back to the motherland, bring some fucking

00:49:07.940 --> 00:49:11.389
olives back. You going to Germany? No. That's

00:49:11.389 --> 00:49:14.469
the fatherland. No, it is the motherland. I actually

00:49:14.469 --> 00:49:16.230
listened to something about that the other day.

00:49:16.769 --> 00:49:20.969
But I already call it Israel. Oh. Because look

00:49:20.969 --> 00:49:24.329
at Larry's nose. You ever notice how big it is?

00:49:25.369 --> 00:49:28.130
Look at him now. He's like, oh, man, all this

00:49:28.130 --> 00:49:32.050
time I never realized. Undercover Jew. Undercover

00:49:32.050 --> 00:49:37.070
Jew. Undercover Jew. Larry. Undercover Jew. Larry.

00:49:37.610 --> 00:49:43.780
Undercover Jew. Larry Shinklestein. Chuckleburger.

00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:48.860
Wait. Oh no, he has a yarmulke. I have a yarmulke.

00:49:48.900 --> 00:49:51.360
He has a yarmulke, yeah. But he can't wear it

00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:53.820
in front of me, I'll lose my shit. I wore it

00:49:53.820 --> 00:49:56.880
once and needles got really upset. I really did.

00:49:57.420 --> 00:49:59.880
He's like, what the fuck are you doing? Why would

00:49:59.880 --> 00:50:01.840
you do that? That's a religious relic. Mary,

00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:06.400
get my yarmulke. No. Mary, get my yarmulke. If

00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:09.400
that isn't the most Jewish thing I've ever heard.

00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:18.239
Mary, get our pennies out and let's count them

00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:19.860
while we get my yarmulke. Where's my yarmulke?

00:50:19.940 --> 00:50:24.050
Go get that jar of pennies, honey. That's what

00:50:24.050 --> 00:50:26.510
you guys do for foreplay. Yeah, how many pennies

00:50:26.510 --> 00:50:34.110
are in a jar? Yeah You take handfuls You get

00:50:34.110 --> 00:50:38.929
in the head You split them right just like the

00:50:38.929 --> 00:50:43.690
tunnel juice smells like pennies down here That

00:50:43.690 --> 00:50:50.170
was a deep cut if you got it you got it But you

00:50:50.170 --> 00:50:54.710
didn't Because the mattresses had stains on them.

00:50:54.909 --> 00:50:57.230
Well, how big were the mattresses? I mean...

00:50:57.230 --> 00:50:59.650
They were little ones, right? I don't know. I

00:50:59.650 --> 00:51:01.289
wasn't there to measure them, but I mean, they

00:51:01.289 --> 00:51:03.730
were big enough to do whatever you had to do.

00:51:03.889 --> 00:51:06.210
And they were in various states of compromise.

00:51:08.230 --> 00:51:11.389
You know? Wasn't it? Whatever happened to them,

00:51:11.449 --> 00:51:13.170
Mary? Where did the tunnel genes go? Back to

00:51:13.170 --> 00:51:16.610
the tunnels? And then there's the guy that...

00:51:16.610 --> 00:51:23.849
You want some water? What's that? Well, I don't

00:51:23.849 --> 00:51:28.309
think no, I don't do people I mean as long as

00:51:28.309 --> 00:51:34.690
they were dancing by 11 Why would they get punished

00:51:34.690 --> 00:51:40.789
that's what the law supposed to do Yeah, we should

00:51:40.789 --> 00:51:44.090
write him in prison who pulp the dude that hit

00:51:44.090 --> 00:51:47.949
Paul Pelosi in the head with the hammer Even

00:51:47.949 --> 00:51:51.050
worse yeah, he's a Canadian. Oh, we talk about

00:51:51.050 --> 00:51:53.130
this all the time. It's like maximum security

00:51:53.130 --> 00:51:55.849
prison Like if you look up off it who even knows

00:51:55.849 --> 00:51:57.750
if they're in there. That's what I'm saying You

00:51:57.750 --> 00:52:00.889
know like oh, we built this prison underground.

00:52:01.150 --> 00:52:03.590
Yeah, okay Superman, you know, and then we don't

00:52:03.590 --> 00:52:10.570
ever see this guy. Yeah, he's out in Kansas And

00:52:10.570 --> 00:52:14.329
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, and fucking... The Superman

00:52:14.329 --> 00:52:18.829
was probably dead by now. Didn't he die? I don't

00:52:18.829 --> 00:52:21.949
think so. Well, it just makes how gullible they

00:52:21.949 --> 00:52:24.489
are. They believe these guys are underground

00:52:24.489 --> 00:52:27.230
in this tunnel, in this system. They're probably

00:52:27.230 --> 00:52:31.010
just partying all night long. Yeah, they're like

00:52:31.010 --> 00:52:33.489
acting like, what's his name? Lionel Richie.

00:52:33.530 --> 00:52:38.429
Biggie Smalls. All night long. Who says that?

00:52:38.429 --> 00:52:42.389
Lionel Richie? Sorry. Wow, man. It's the feds.

00:52:43.250 --> 00:52:46.210
No. It's probably... We'll stop talking about

00:52:46.210 --> 00:52:50.050
Israel, George. Somebody from Warrenville. Oh.

00:52:51.030 --> 00:52:54.510
Sounds like... a farce. You should answer it.

00:52:54.590 --> 00:52:57.590
Hell no. I'm not talking to nobody. All of a

00:52:57.590 --> 00:53:01.570
sudden it's... I owe a lot of money to... No,

00:53:01.610 --> 00:53:03.130
I would have done my greatest black voice for

00:53:03.130 --> 00:53:06.059
you. Who the fuck did this? Who this be? Come

00:53:06.059 --> 00:53:09.199
on, man. My sister's in the hospital and my brother

00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:12.679
lost his foot last week. I need more money. Yeah.

00:53:13.059 --> 00:53:17.039
Yeah. All right. Well, I mean, this is not podcast

00:53:17.039 --> 00:53:20.300
talk right now. We'll check the gutters later.

00:53:22.659 --> 00:53:26.400
Oh, my God. I got new gutters. Larry's mind is

00:53:26.400 --> 00:53:30.550
in the gutter all the time. So watch out. We

00:53:30.550 --> 00:53:31.929
went and played Tuesday and Wednesday. That's

00:53:31.929 --> 00:53:37.510
the name of the podcast. That was fun. We had

00:53:37.510 --> 00:53:40.650
a rock and roll abortions reunion show in the

00:53:40.650 --> 00:53:42.849
basement. We played from three in the afternoon

00:53:42.849 --> 00:53:44.650
to seven at night. You did an abortion in the

00:53:44.650 --> 00:53:48.190
basement? Yeah. Needles was there for partial

00:53:48.190 --> 00:53:51.730
it. I was the overseer. Did you record it? Larry

00:53:51.730 --> 00:53:55.789
did a brisk. Not visually, but Mary's got some

00:53:55.789 --> 00:54:00.860
videos. Actually, yes. And also, I recorded it

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with just, you know, audio, but not... Fucking

00:54:03.579 --> 00:54:06.119
Larry the Moyle. I tried to get hold of the Georgia

00:54:06.119 --> 00:54:10.460
town that you guys were playing. Well, Grant's

00:54:10.460 --> 00:54:13.260
back in Portland now. Yeah. Shout out, Grant.

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All right, what time are we at? We are at, uh...

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I don't know. Yeah, you got to get up and walk

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all the way over there. Four times. With your

00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:27.190
communist hat on. Pretending that... 5425. Very

00:54:27.190 --> 00:54:30.869
cool. Larry's a communist. Look at that hat.

00:54:31.030 --> 00:54:33.670
Needles is gay. It's so funny that these guys,

00:54:33.670 --> 00:54:36.269
remember when they tear down that wall and this

00:54:36.269 --> 00:54:39.369
is Orbit Chef. It's a good hat, man. Yeah, look

00:54:39.369 --> 00:54:42.329
at this. It's got an exploited patch on there.

00:54:43.579 --> 00:54:46.679
A couple of punk rock buttons, the cramps, the

00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:48.440
foreskins. All right, cool. I mean, this is great.

00:54:48.559 --> 00:54:51.159
The foreskin, the one -way system. Yeah, Larry

00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:53.159
loves the foreskins, too. Yeah, Larry the Boyle.

00:54:53.539 --> 00:54:55.480
That's where it comes in. Yeah, that's why I

00:54:55.480 --> 00:54:59.000
got it. This is the, uh, when it gets real cold

00:54:59.000 --> 00:55:01.320
out, this fucking thing is really warm. Yeah,

00:55:01.360 --> 00:55:03.239
I can tell it's a hat. All right, let's shut

00:55:03.239 --> 00:55:06.079
this bitch down, then. Needles doesn't know about

00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:07.900
good winter shit. What are you talking about?

00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:10.420
I work outside. What do you do? Do you have a

00:55:10.420 --> 00:55:13.739
hat like this? No, because it gets too hot. See,

00:55:13.860 --> 00:55:15.639
he doesn't know. Because I don't go from my car

00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:17.719
to the house and then just fucking relax like

00:55:17.719 --> 00:55:21.300
a sugar baby. Here comes sugar baby winter again.

00:55:21.739 --> 00:55:23.920
I would wear this when I'm shoveling and shit.

00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:26.360
Yeah, shoveling shit, because you do that all

00:55:26.360 --> 00:55:27.639
the fucking time. Shoveling my mom, dad's driveway.

00:55:27.820 --> 00:55:30.420
Yeah, okay, whatever. Peace. Thanks for tuning

00:55:30.420 --> 00:55:32.099
in. The only thing he's done is shovel drugs

00:55:32.099 --> 00:55:34.320
in your nose. Do you know plumbing? Huh? Do you

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know pl...