Welcome to Larry and Neil's show on this beautiful
day. Thank you, Jesus, for this day. I'm Larry.
Needles is gay. I must be gay, and I'm Needles.
I'm George. George, George, George, George. George
is OG, motherfucker, in the neighborhood. Love
is in the air. It's that stupid time of year
where it gets dark early. What are you going
to do with daylight savings time? Why are you
smoking cigarettes, man? I mean, because I can.
All right, but I mean think about the funny thing
with daylight savings time is that you don't
save any daylight Well, no, but they used to
say it was for the fucking farm. I mean, okay
more dad jokes from not even dad joke Well, it's
balding. I'll technically say is your dad. Here
you go. But they used to say it was for the farmers
almanac And then they used to use the excuse
that it was because the children, the children,
you know, they're going to be outside when the
bus comes because it's going to be easier for
the pedophiles to grab them. Right. You know,
because it's dark out. But, you know, we all
know that we don't prosecute pedophiles in this
country. We need to do that. Get away with anything
they want. What's that? They kidnap? They like
savings. There's a couple states that don't do
it. I think so, yeah. But then you want to know
what the real reason is why they do light saving.
It started in the 80s, I think, right? I have
no clue. Either the early 80s or late 70s. Well,
but you know what the real reason is, why, right?
Because who has to be cool on the weekends? What
can't they touch? What can't they do? The Jews!
I want to see the stars. It's all about the Jews.
Because then they get it. What's that? I was
seeing stars. Oh, man. Like me and Larry? No,
no. It's a little firefly. Actual stars. That
means you're losing oxygen in your brain, George.
It was the hit. This thing's bonk. You're a fucking
twat. No, they're not dirty at all. Oh, yeah,
it probably needs to be cleaned. But yeah, no,
so it goes back to this whole thing with the
week. I can't remember. But... Needles is very
particular. The Jews petitioned because then,
when they would get home... Mm -hmm. They would
lose that time. You know what I mean? It gets
dark out, and then they can't touch children
after dark. Isn't that another religion? The
Jews can't touch children after dark? I don't
know. Whatever happened to the tunnel Jews? Which
tunnel? Right? Which tunnel? What do you mean
which tunnel? One's the one in New York. Remember
when the guy crawled on the grate? I don't know,
man. Is that with the beds? Yeah. See, George
is up to our shit, man. Look at this. I heard
that. Welcome to this. Welcome to our world,
George. Yeah, but what happened to those people?
They caught a guy coming out. I mean the fucking
tunnel Jew they catch this guy coming out of
the tunnel We hear about it. They throw a huge.
There's like a melee and yeah, you don't know
what happened Well, I mean, I do know what happened.
They pull all these mattresses and all this crazy
stuff out of there Oh the people freaked the
shit out. Yeah, so I would assume I see the mattresses
going in Well, you know they do it probably undercover.
Well, that's why they wear those big coats George
so they can hide mattresses And the big hats
so they can put the babies underneath the hat
the one -stop shop Mazel tov Baby under the hat.
What's that the baby under the head? I mean that's
got answers under the coat That's got to be like
in Jew trickery 101, baby, under the hat. Especially
because think about this. When we start with
the yarmulke, and then you get up to those fancy
-ass weird hats, you know, the real furry ones
that look like water buffalo? Yeah. So that's
when you know you're top Jew in charge. Head
Jew. T .J. Head Jew. H .J. Head Jew. The Hebrew,
the Hebrew head Jew. The H -J -I -C, the head
Jew in charge. But you don't hear, like, the
shit comes and it goes so quickly, doesn't it?
It's like, hey, yeah, we found all these bad
mattresses underneath this hall that have trademarks
of some sort of nefarious things going on in
here. And all of a sudden, they literally just
put a yarmulke over it and called it a day. Put
a yarmulke on it and called it a day. Yeah. I
mean, unless it's the weekend. And that's it.
Then you don't hear anything else about it. Yeah.
Unless you're just gonna flip the tables in the
church and call it a ruckus. Wow. You fuck around
with the money. You fuck with the money and it'll
never stop with that. I mean, we kind of forced
them into doing that, though. That's a thing.
Mm -hmm. You know, there was only, you know,
certain people... Don't worry, George. I drop
guitars all the time. Excuse me. So, how about
this dude... In New York getting elected, isn't
it hilarious? Yeah, man, they got an actual communist
in the office. It's fucking unbelievable. Okay,
but you're gonna tell me what the fucking communist
has been in office. Well, the first one that's
out now fucking screaming it from the rooftops.
RIP James McCarthy, better dead than dead. No,
but whatever, we'll get, keep on going. But,
you know, back then... people got crazy and vehemently
stood up against communism, and now these dumbasses
actually think it's a good thing. It's all the
same bullshit. The beauty of it is, is the motherfucker
said, you know, everything's gonna be free, everything's
gonna be free. Today, he's asking for money,
because he's like, hey... we need some money
to get some of these programs going. It's like,
dude, you're asking the people who you're telling
it's gonna be free for money now. It's like a
crack addict telling a heroin addict that he's
more of a junkie than the crack addict. Right.
You know? It's like, oh man, you have a real
problem. It's like, get the fuck out of here.
I would never touch that shit. Yeah, you know,
I only smoke crack when I do heroin. That shit's
for losers. But it's the funny thing is now it's
like every it's the funny thing is well this
motherfucker went to a gay bar Which is yeah.
Yeah, I think that's haram. You shouldn't walk
around the front of the other thing What the
hell's going on with that? He's probably get
a lot of mixed max max mixed messages this well,
that's all it's just the city mayor gay. Yeah
He was in a gay bar. Yeah, once you gave our
body morning. Well, I was a gay bar two in the
morning Yeah, well, he might you know, he's fucking
campaigning at a gay bar at two in the morning.
There's like George you and I There's an LGBTQ
thing. LGBTQ, I like that. It's something like
that. Let me tell you, George, you hit it out
of the park with that one. You know why they
have different stripes on that for different
types of people? You know, the rainbow flag and
all that shit? And the brown one is for pedos.
All right, well, okay, we can go there, yep.
How many colors are on it? They got the rainbow
going one way and then they got the little triangle
going another way with a few different colors
like black, brown, something else. And if you
put it together, it makes a swastika. If you
put four of them together, it makes a swastika,
which is hilarious. Does it really? Oh my God!
They're doing it right in front of our faces.
I'll send it to you. I got a picture of it somewhere.
Oh yeah, send me that. But they're doing it right
in front of our faces. I want to send it to my
brother. And people are all, people are like,
oh, they're so worried about this communist guy.
Who gives a shit? Let them burn themselves down.
It's in New York, you know? Yeah, I don't care.
Probably don't even need to light it, man. You're
such a pussy. What would he call it? It's like
everybody's all up in arms. It's like all about
this guy. It's like, you know what, man? You
got a lot of other bullshit going on in this
country. Well, you know, he's gonna fucking ruin
things for New York, man. It's gonna be fucked
up. It's already fucked up. This is a social
experiment to see what happens in this country,
and I totally embrace it. Yeah, let's just sacrifice
the biggest city. Let's let it stay here. But,
dude, we got fucking Brandon fucking in Chicago.
Yeah, I know. And then fucking Fetboy Pritzker,
but the same thing as his old... Pritzker. If
you look at all these places and it's like, OK,
how about this? If we take away our guns, what's
going to happen? We're going to turn into Britain.
You know what I mean? If we turn into total faggots,
then we're going to become Australia. Here's
the thing, man. The biggest city in the fucking
world. The biggest, most important city in the
world. Are you still talking about taking our
guns? is getting, it's turning communist. It's
not a good thing. They also got the asshole in
fucking Indianapolis, that Somalian little motherfucker.
And they got, no, no, it's another - Omar to
Fatif. Yeah, and then they got another, he didn't?
Yeah, but imagine losing - But then how about
the bitch on the West Coast in Washington, in
Seattle, is it? Which one? I think the Democrat
won. Some white blind bitch. I don't really pay
attention to West Coast politics. There was three,
right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know her
name. And I don't know if she won either. First
of all, I think she did. She did? The two blinds
and the guy... The Spanberger one. Listen, piece
of shit. It doesn't really mean... This is all
done to incite a reaction and steal off your
leash. No, I know, I know. Everybody gets so...
The embodiment of our political system is going
to shit. It's always been going to shit. People
are fucking stupid. That's all it is. Everybody's
retarded. And the four people that are awake
that realize what's going on, more than maybe
1 % of the country. You think it's just 1 %?
Yeah. People are retarded. So that'd be like
350 ,000 people. Yeah, maybe more than that.
Yeah. I would say, it's gotta be. Does it really,
I mean, it's like, I don't really give a shit
about what's going on in New York. Everyone can't
be that stupid. It's very funny to see what's
gonna happen. But it's ridiculous because eight
million people were, could have been eligible
to vote. No, not eight million people, you got
children. Listen, there's eight million people.
First of all, let's make it 16 million with all
the illegals. Let's start with that. And that's
the other thing. And then let's work our way
back from there. And there was also illegals
online bragging, hey, I voted. I'm not even a
US citizen, blah, blah, blah. They were getting
paid to do it. You know what I mean? But how?
What do you mean how? There's a lot of places
where they don't even ask for ID, George. It's
pretty bizarre. It's so funny. Like, we always
talk about this. It's terrible. It's terrible.
You need a license to drive. You need a license
to fish. You need a license to own a gun. Right.
You get caught fishing and you'll get a fine.
Oh. and you can go vote. They take all your shit
away. Yeah, and that's illegal as fuck. They
can't do that. This is public property. You know
what I mean? Like, unless you're on private property,
obviously. But if you're just out in a fucking
lake and a DNR comes up to you and he's like,
hey, that's all it is meant to do is just to
fucking make you go crazy. And get money out
of you as well. Well, I don't give them any money.
No, I know, but they want you to get that fishing
license, so if you ever want to go fishing again,
you better get this license. Yeah, but it's 15
bucks. I don't give a shit. No, I know, but for...
It's even better to just be like, yeah, fuck
you, get away from me. But they would still harass
a young kid. To a kid, that'd be a big deal to
get this license, maybe. I know kids are spoiled
today, and their mom probably just hands over
20s, like, water. Oh, yeah, the kids are terrible
today. No. They're lazy. Lazy as shit. Lazier
than we were. That was bad. Oh, fuck, man. I'd
ride a bike for 10 miles, man, and shit, you
know? Oh, yeah. These kids nowadays, they don't
even learn how to ride bikes. Right, right. They
play a game on their phone that rides a bike.
Right. It's a fucking... Hey, man, I played this
simulated bike riding game. Think about how the
people are going to be in 15 years. They're all
just... Oh, everybody's nodding. They're going
to be like jello. Let me tell you, the mass majority
of people are going to be, not 15 years, more
like 20. Have you ever seen Wally? The mass majority
is going to be taken out. It's happening now.
Well, yeah. What do they do? Yeah, Wall -E, it's
a cartoon where they go to space. Yeah, it's
a kids movie. You ever seen that one? I don't
know. Okay, well anyways, the people all sit
in these chairs with a video screen in front
of them and everybody's real fat and nobody could
do anything because they're off the planet and...
They're in this spaceship, never having to move.
When they want to do something, the chairs move
on like a track, almost like the slot cars or
a train track. That's what people want. That's
what they want. They want that. They were going
to go back to Earth, and they had to get the
people back in shape, and they showed a... You
know, like an x -ray of the body, and there'd
be a big fat outline with the bones all separated
and shit, you know? Well, it's basically that
you're a fucking soda kid. But just like what
you're saying, it's gonna be that. You know,
you drink a lot of pop, you fucking eat a lot
of shitty food, you have no mobility, you don't
fucking burn these calories off. I had a dog
bite. What kind of dog? My pit. Your own dog
bit you? Well, no, they were fighting. Oh, you
broke them up. I had to choke one out. And I
pushed her off to the side. And then as soon
as he got up off the floor, he turned around.
Son of a biscuit. How bad? I was in the hospital
for a month. Do you have rabies shots and shit?
You got MRSA. Yeah, I almost died. When it gets
in your blood, that's not good. I was there for
Christmas. Huh? I was there for Christmas, man.
Yeah, it sucked. I had to cast because of the
dog bite, they operated on my hand and now I'm
crippled with it, you know? Yeah. But... Oh fuck,
what was I talking about? The dog bite, George.
MRSA, how bad it was, Christmas. Okay, from not
being able to use it, and having it in the thing?
Yeah, atrophy. Yeah, it was unbelievable. Now,
now how I know how long it took for it to happen,
like if everything ever happened again. Yeah.
I would keep trying to just to move. Yeah. Well,
you got more than more than they let me, you
know. Yeah. My hand was moving great before I
went to the hospital. Yeah. They fucking make
you retarget. Right. They operated and she was
digging around in my in my head. Probably had
to dig out the shit, man. My whole arm was. What
did you just get? Did you get rabies? No, no
Mercer, but I mean, yeah, but what was just got
an infection an infection and then the infection
went to your bloodstream The infection was was
that's what it mercer's right here. I've been
really bad, dude Like the thing I want a picture
of it. No, not right now on the podcast I can
show them. Jesus, Larry. Dude, you're so retarded.
Yeah, man. What are you doing? Why not? Because
we're in the middle. He's got to search for it.
We got to look at the end of the podcast and
we'll show it. But it was heavy duty. OK? It
was heavy duty. Well, I mean, yeah, his hand
was all fucked up and shit. And George was away.
And I said to Mary, man, I haven't seen George
in a while. And then all of a sudden, he shows
up. He's like, remember that? And he said, remember
that dog bite? I ended up in the hospital. Because
I saw the dog bite when it was some time ago.
We were partying. Right before Christmas. It
was right before Christmas, man. And then all
of a sudden, I didn't see you for a while. And
then you came back and you're like, yeah, I was
in the hospital all this fucking time. I was
like, holy shit, man. From your own dog bite,
which is the worst thing ever. I mean, they're
right away wanting to go put it down. I was going
to say, yeah. It's my dog. No, no. You know,
I separated him. He's gone. And then he's got
to convince a family member to go over there
and feed the bitch's dog that just bit him. Well,
he did not. Yeah. The arm's all fucked up. Hey,
can you feed the killer? The pit was gone after
the bite. Where'd he go? To the farm. No, no.
He's still hanging. He's a good dog. Every bit
you. Well, you know what? I've seen that dog.
It almost bit me, too. I'm busting your balls,
George. He was an excellent dog. I think he's
senile now. Once they get the taste of blood,
though. When he bit me, it's just like, oh, you
motherfucker. It's all bad. I bet. Did he clamp
down or he just let go right away he clamped
down and did a little And I had her and I had
her by the collar choked out and trying to put
her down Nobody around Fucking I wish Kiki was
here to defend himself, but his dog bit me once
but we'll talk so look at what he said What did
he say and what's he doing who? No, I'm looking
for a story. Let's see, which one should we do
first? How about the mayor of Coldwater, Kansas,
Jose Cabellos has been revealed to be a foreign
national who not only got elected while not being
a citizen, but also has been voting in federal
and state elections since 2022. The mayor wasn't
illegal. What happened? The mayor is an illegal
alien. Nothing? No, they arrested him. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Isn't that crazy? They know this dude's
illegal and they let him become the mayor. It's
like that dude in Iowa. Remember the black dude?
Well, he was he was the head of the superintendent
of the school board or something like that. No,
not Iowa. It was. Indiana or Iowa. Indiana. It
wasn't Minneapolis or something. Who knows? It
was a big fucking thing. Yeah, but they're hiring
these fucking people. The guy that was the head
of the school board. I remember, yeah. This guy
is a fucking mayor of a fucking town. A fucking
mayor. What the fuck? They had that, they had
that, an Indian guy did that in Oregon or Washington
years and years ago and started with the poisoning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then he was
the mayor or the... Whatever it was. No, I don't
think he was the mayor. Oh, no, she was. She
was. You're right. You're right. What's this?
This was this lady who had like a camp and this
guy that was in charge of the camp, this guru
guy had like 11 Rolls Royces and fucking, you
know, rich me. And tell them the yoga, Bikram
yoga. I don't know, it was down south, they gave
everyone salmonella. They spread it throughout
the town, in all the stores. It was the first,
it was the first. uh... commune. It was mass
poisoning. Mass poisoning? Mass poisoning. The
whole time. Yeah, and it was on election night.
Who gives salmonella out? Well, here's the thing,
man. They wanted to make everybody sick in the
whole town. So they went and sprayed... One guy
got salmonella. They went and sprayed all the
food. And another guy got a salmonella. And then
another guy got salmonella. They're gonna do,
where do you live, where do you eat, where do
you do other things. They're gonna be like, well,
wait a second. All these guys live within fucking
five miles of each other. They can kind of pinpoint
where it came from. Well, here's what they did
though. You're not listening. They went and sprayed.
They had teams of people go out and spray simultaneously
all the salad bars at every restaurant, all the
fucking grocery stores, all the produce, any
food that was, you know, and this was like in
the late 70s. It makes it even easier. They weren't
looking for any of that. The people got busted.
So you just get the shit so you don't vote? Well...
That's all it is? Maybe it wasn't Samuel. What's
another one? E. coli? Yeah, E. coli. Yeah, maybe
E. coli. It was something. It was a chemical
warfare deal, and it was spread through the school.
Because then Japan had that fucking guy with
the long hair. The blind sheik. That bombed the
subway? Yeah, was it the blind sheik? Yeah, there
was a subway bombing, yeah. They'd use chemicals
in there. Right. Yeah, they'd use a chemical.
It was terrible, terrible. They needed a good
Psi -Op. We haven't had a good Psi -Op in a while.
How about Joel Rifkin? Do you know Joel? Yeah,
Joel Rufkin, the co -ed, not the co -ed killer.
I know who Joel Rufkin is, yes. 17 kills. He
killed the hookers in New York. I'm going to
tell you. Oh, that's the guy that got caught
with the body in the hotel. Yeah. No, no. In
the barrel, he got, he was going to get pulled
over. Oh, this is way second. Yeah, he was going
to get pulled over. And he didn't pull over for
the cops. And then it turned into like a high
speed chase. A 20 minute chase. Finally he went
off the road and hit a fucking light pole and
there was a barrel in the back of his car. handcuffed
the guy the cops looking around in front of the
car and he notices stinks like crazy they go
around to the back he's got a little cab you
know those old time little tops and there's a
fucking barrel or no there's a tarp in there
with the body wrapped up in there i thought it
was a barrel no it was it was other ones were
in a barrel i'm getting confused but it was a
tarp and the lady was in a tarp yeah and then
they found and then he said were other bodies
were, three more they found in barrels. Then
he said there's another one in a barrel, but
they didn't find her. And then they found all
these, you know, he led them to all these bodies
and he was drawing handwritten maps. And I saw
this thing where this guy befriended him in 1986
or something. And the guy got busted in like
1983. Joel Rifkin did. He was killing prostitutes
from 1978 all the way till 1983. No, 1989 and
93 he was killing them. Yeah, right? 89 and 93,
that sounds years off. That might even be more.
There's probably more. He said 17. He admitted
to 17. Oh, man, these guys are crazy, man. I
mean, we're talking about removal of teeth and
fingertips. Yeah. Head in a paint can. One of
them, he cut the head. Head in a paint can. He
cut the head from inside the mouth to the ears
to cut the head off. Oh, 16 more women. Yeah.
Why would it say nine, though? Well, maybe he
got tried for nine of them because a couple of
the bodies they couldn't find. Two of the bodies.
You know what, though? Wait a second. Dave Rubenstein,
punk rocker. I don't know who that is, but whatever.
It's so weird that there was just a mass uprising
of these people that murdered people during a
certain amount of time. Like there were five
of them or six of them going out in California
at one time. Texas, like, uh, I wish Kiki was
here. We gotta talk about the clown. This guy
was going, Joel Rifkin was going balls up. There
was times where he was killing someone like every
other week and shit, you know? Oh, but there's
more people that are more prolific than that.
Which is insane. I know, I'm just saying though.
But I mean, how about there was that guy, there
were the toy box people and then there was the
guy who had a tractor trailer and he had like
a compartment where he would take people and
drive on the road with them. Wait, you're dead?
Well, no while they were still alive and he had
a soundproof place in his truck. What did you
do with him? George, what do you mean? What do
you do with them? I don't know. He built a torture
chamber and he was torturing them and doing more
Horrible things than that. Oh my god. Unspeakable
things. Yeah, he would pick him up put him in
his trailer and he had like a Fake wall and all
this stuff built, you know on the first couple
feet of his trailer. That's where he would keep
them You just drive around all over the country.
There's this huge, even Kiki and you and I were
talking about, man, you know what? That's fucking
sick shit. Oh, gross. It's like a nightmare,
man. The measure is that these people go through,
like there's this thing with Dennis Rader, the
BTK guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bind, Torture, Kill.
These people are so normal. Like, look at Gacy.
Gacy was a normal dude. Yeah, well, it's like
he muffed up. Well, here's the thing, man. And
then you got Richard Speck, which was completely
off the altar. Any crazy killer, 99 .9 % of the
time, they're great guys, you know? It's only
that time when they're fucking going off killing
somebody. But no, we're not talking about killers.
We're talking about... That they're bad. The
rest of the time, hey, they're great. No, we're
talking about serial killers, people that hunt
and are meticulous, and you know what I mean?
Like, they have a certain ritual. How about Ted
Bundy? He would have the bodies somewhere, and
he would go back... and wash the hair and reapply
makeup and lay with the body until it was too
fucking putrid to fucking do that anymore. Even
more than that, yeah. He would do more than that.
Yeah, well you know what I mean, lay with the
body. Yes. So did he bury them? Yes. He buried
them? Yes, he buried them and then he would dig
them up. After they were decomposed? Yes. They
were under state of decomposition. Yeah, decomposition.
while they were in a state of decomposition.
And then when it got too stinky and too brutal,
then he would stop seeing the girl anymore. That's
when he would break up with her. Well, you could
break up with her. Was that in her neck or arm?
I don't know. Wow. But they're very, like, they
don't throw anything out. They're very souvenir
-type people, the majority of them. It's very
weird, like... That's it. That's Rifkin. He kept
earrings and Licenses and Pete, you know at pieces
of jewelry from every single Girl that he killed
me also and that was a way that he remembered
who they all were too. Oh, yeah I remember her
he would know their names and everything Yeah,
because those are trophies. Yeah, but I mean
it's like that now it happens but not as Intensely
as it is right, you know what I mean back then
it was Wild West Yeah, you could just go around
and throw bodies wherever you wanted. You know,
we have no DNA profile. Nobody's looking for
anything from state to state. Fingerprinting
wasn't even shared with each other. You literally
had to still use that. The radio. Don't you wish
you start trying to match up? Fingerprint patterns
like the arches and the arcs and stuff like that.
Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. And you're going to thousands
of them thousands and thousands. And now they
got fucking gay eye that can instantly take your
face and tie it to your car and tie it to where
you were where you've been make a proximity location
and pinpoint where you live what you do make
a complete map of what you do every day so when
the government wants to kill you they know exactly
where to do it yeah Hopefully I'm too old to
give a shit about yeah Never are you know what
I mean the problem is is when you're not good
It's just like when these like they probably
don't care about famous musicians We know what
I mean when you're worth more than one aspect
than your life, and that's when they get rid
of you People are gonna want to start harvesting
other people's minds and memories. I'm fine Thank
you and shit like that, and then they're gonna
sell them that's gonna be another drug That'd
be great I don't know about that. I'd like to
have a mind reader who's a really good author
read my mind. And then he could write my memoirs.
Portrait of a homo. This is not funny, man. You're
not writing your memoir. You're writing mine.
Born, Larry. He got me, George. Did you see that?
He doesn't even remember. I hit Larry 10 times.
Get your feet off the couch. Do what I want.
It's my couch, man. I don't give a fuck. I mean,
the funny thing, I kept on asking Larry what
he did today, and he could not tell me for like
10 minutes. All he did was fucking stutter. That's
it. I know Yeah And I told him to stop talking
to me because he's fucking retarded and then
I and then my wife reminded me that I went to
physical therapy So yeah, I went to physical
therapy then I went and picked up pills and shit
for Mary. We're not the good kind No medicine,
you know, I get the drug store and then Like
a drugstore cowboy. And then Bobby came over.
Yeah, because you're retarded and he made you
more retarded. Who's Bobby? Robert. Oh! Yeah,
that's so funny. You're calling him Bobby? How
long have you known him? I've known him forever.
He's something here. No, I can't say fat boy
because... He's not fat. Yeah. He doesn't even
know his name. Yeah, Bob. I've never heard him
call Bob. Here's the thing, they used to call
him Bob, but when he worked at Roselle Music,
Bob Wiggins was already there. He was doing a
little bobbing and kneeling. They were like,
you can't be Bob, and we can't have two Bobs.
You can't have two Bobs, right. He said, okay,
I'll be Robert since I'm a fruitcake. Yeah. I'll
say it again. This is Bob and Neil. Neil and
Bob. Yeah. And that's Steamboat. Can't lock him
So yeah, you know he fucking dropped a lot of
fucking pounds man. Yeah, he did Well, he needs
to drop about another hundred and fifty. That's
an alcoholic To catch my drift oh I think I know
right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you know definitely
um Dude Hey, what would you rather do walk through
the ghetto at night with the sign that says I
hate Negros or go on a hunting trip with Dick
Cheney? Oh, man. Who did he shoot? I don't remember
who he shot. He shot some guy he didn't like.
He shot one of his friends in the face or something
in the head. Obviously a guy he didn't like.
He didn't get in trouble. No, he was drunk. They
would say he was a lot better shot when he was
sober. Obviously. Dude, he shot his boy in the
face on a hunting trip. And the guy was like,
oh, no, no, no, it's okay. I don't want to press
charges. Yeah, because it's Dick Cheney. He's
the biggest serial killer of them all. Yeah.
What, like 4 .5 million, 10 million Afghanis?
Yeah, man's destruction the the mind the mind
behind I hope he I hope he made himself right
with the Lord before you know I don't wish that
I know you know what I'm gonna be down in hell
with Rumsfeld and Cheney on a kick -ass pontoon
boat with fucking Mother Teresa and Hillary Clinton
skiing behind it you don't have to be in hell
Wow, I mean if they got cool pontoon boats in
hell yeah What's that? The River of Sticks? Fire
and Brimstone? Yeah, I don't think you're gonna
have a good time. Man, you are so fucking hot.
You are retarded, really. We should put this
podcast under special needs for you. Special
needs, people. Giving jobs to special needs people.
Yeah, we should be drinking. Living Needles Foundation.
It's brought to you by Tom's. Giving back to
the community. Giving bags to the community since
2025. Handing out handles of vodka to the homeless.
Here, here's a jacket. Here's a mismatched pair
of shoes. Here's a handle. Reach in the pocket.
Oh, that's not a gram of dope. Merry Christmas.
But yeah, no, it's funny that these people...
Like Nancy Pelosi, I'd still bang her out. Oh,
God. Come on, man. I mean, hopefully she'd mumble
stock tips in my ears. She's a piece of shit.
Yeah. She's a big titty piece of shit. Yeah,
dude, she's an old lady. I can't handle, I can't
stand her. I mean, I don't want to go and...
to that direction and talking about shit, but
I hate Nancy Pelosi. I just, but the funny thing
is, is you don't know anything. The only thing
I know about Nancy Pelosi is that her fucking
husband has got like two DUIs and then got hit
in the head with a hammer by his gay lover and
his fucking whitey tighty. That's all I know
about Nancy Pelosi. And it was on camera. Yeah.
Paul, shout out Paul Pelosi. I mean, he's a real
G. Nancy leaves town and he has this fucking
bunny. The way the lights were playing. Look,
yeah, come over. Let's roleplay fucking off that
would have action worker use my head as a two
-by -four I thought it was somebody going for
her, but she wasn't there I never really How
much time do you think that the guy got that
was busted with Paul Pelosi which was Which was
his gay lover. The hammer? With the hammer he
got in there. How much time do you think he got
in prison? I didn't hear nothing about it. I
don't know, just a guess though. None. Life sentence.
He got a life sentence? He got a life sentence
for hitting Paul Pelosi with a hammer in his
whitey tighties. And it's all on body cam footage.
All life sentence. We can go... to any state
in the United States in an illegal touch as a
child, which is the most reprehensible crime
in this world, and they give, they let them go.
Let them go. With any iota of any sort of semblance
of reality or, once we stop protecting the children,
that's when you know fuck it, society's gone.
That's Weimar conditions right now. What's the
first thing Hitler did when he came to power?
Shut down the child brothels. And they were also
doing bestiality there. That was the one needles
relative. Hey, listen, if you want me to do a
Bellamy salute, I'll give you a Bellamy I'll
do a bill Bellamy for you, right? Well, no, that's
the thing is like these fucking people they don't
want to protect anybody anymore. It's fucking
absurd what they do Why would you want children
to be hurt? That's when you know society's gone.
Yeah Well, who cares about that? Yeah, because
I mean, the famous Larry story is that he was
yelling at children, and he hit the wrong button
and locked the doors, and then he started berating
these children. When? And then I had to roll
the window down so Larry could do it again. Wow.
Oh, now you remember. Literally, he was about
to yell out the window because he thought he
was rolling it down, but he locked the door.
So I started dying laughing. I was like, how
the fuck did you open this window? And then I
rolled the window down, and like a horny dog,
he stuck his head in it, and just had to bark
at children. Fuck you. Did you? Yes, he did.
No, they, no. Oh, here it comes, what you're
gonna say, how they weren't children? No, yeah,
they weren't. I mean, one of them had a pink
backpack. Come on. so what oh see there we go
there we go as my lawyer mary are you hearing
all of this fuck you so what they were children
they were at least high school dropouts listen
i mean that hat you're wearing right now i think
it's some sort of jewish background you know
a few years a few years back he we would go riding
bicycles and he'd be wearing shorts and and Spandex
underneath? No, it was just shorts, army shorts.
And we used to put the joint inside this little
football. Yeah. Oh, and squeeze it and then,
yeah. And we do hits. The water bottle thing,
the power hitter. I wish I had one of them now.
You know what, you want to hear something cool?
They make those things again. I wish I had an
apparatus to make weed smoke supplies. They got
one at Wiseguy Vapes. He's got one the top shelf
a power hitter. We can make you one of those.
It's not that big of a deal Yeah, but you know,
it's a certain different kind of plastic the
power here is actually but I have one somewhere
I'll find it. Yeah, it's a little water bottle.
Yeah, I got a box full of paraphernalia I was
there I was at a weed festival a couple years
back and they had one and I was like, oh, yeah
You know, like, you want this thing there, and
you don't even know how to use it. You don't
even know how to use it. Look, you put it right
in your ass. They don't know. You know, it's
all these fucking younger people. These growers,
they never even saw it before. They just see
it's this power hitter, and they're like, what
is this? And I'm like, here, give me a joint.
Put it in there. Let a power hitter show you
how it goes. I'm like, wow, man. Remember how
you could... Spray it from like here in the stream
and go all the way to somewhere else. It's like
you were careful there, right? Oh my god. But
he was nothing worse listening to a guy who's
so high he can't remember what he did 10 years
ago reminiscing about fucking apparatus about
marijuana that made him so stoned that he has
to explain it to children. That's Larry's MO,
explaining drug paraphernalia to children. They
weren't children. These people are like, you
know, 30 or whatever, 20s, you know. Way out
of your age zone. Hey, they're growing killer
weed. You're doing it right. Yeah, who knows
what they're growing. Some of them are older.
The old people, like our age, they all knew what
it was. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember those. But
everyone else's, the younger set was like, what
the fuck is that? Like the little crew from Michigan
that has their podcast and stuff that we made
their theme song for and everything. They're
like, what is this? And I'm like, oh man, you
guys are going to like this. Let me pull my pants
down. Open your mouth. Close your eyes and open
your mouth. Put it right in your ass. He has
a lot of gay fantasy. It's a funny thing to think
of. They're like, what is this thing? You guys
are going to love this. This is the water bottle
in the joint sticking out of your ass. Squeezing
your cheeks. The cherry gets red. See, it's funny,
George. It's funny. Everyone gather around. I
love when you're just hanging out in the middle
of woods with a bunch of weed growers. Sounds
like some deliverance shit. No, when they, it
was actually at the Flint race track, the race
car track. This was a festival where they set
up, you know, they had a stage. Boots and shit.
Yeah, exactly. That's where they were like, what
the fuck is this thing? They did have picnic
tables where everyone was getting stoned everywhere,
of course. And that's where... You busted out
your glory hole. Your mobile glory hole. Here's
how you work that. Can you join us? Because they
were like, what do you do with it? I know. We
thought there was no instructions, right? No,
no instructions. You've already said this nine
times. That's cool. Not really. I mean, we all
know a water bottle works. You squeeze in and
you blow out. These guys couldn't fucking figure
it out, man. They didn't know what the fuck it
was. I mean, it is the most simplest thing. A,
B, C. That's all it is. Put the joint in, put
the cap on, suck it in. That's it. And they can't
figure it out. No, I'm just saying there's three
steps to it. You can't figure out that I know
I'm just saying these kids are retarded. You
know, they're using glass. They are stoners and
she's fuckers and bogs. They cost $20 ,000 The
big glass okay. Oh, yeah. Look at my weed pair
for me man. It defines who I am You know what's
cool today have any of them little hard ones
that they throw up and watch you watch it bounce
down the street and shit You should do that Larry
next time just grab somebody's bong and smash
it and like I thought that The guys got this
big bong he's in the head shop and the guy tells
him Hey, man, take this bong and throw it on
the Throw it on the floor in it. It won't break
man. It's the guys like are you sure man the
customer and The guy behind the counter's like,
no, go ahead, try it. And he goes, if it breaks,
I'll give you any bong you want in the whole
store. OK. The guy throws it down. It's a black
guy, too, the customer. He throws it down, the
thing shatters. Why does he have to be black?
And then the guy behind the counter goes, hey,
man, what the fuck are you doing? And the boss
comes out of the back, and he's like, this guy
just threw this bong down on the ground. Hey,
you better pay for that fucking bong, the boss
says. And he's like, hey, man, the guy told me
to throw it down. He's like, yeah, right. I'm
going to tell you the story. Did you just make
this up? No. This is what they did to this guy.
Yeah, look at you lying. And then the guy gets
pissed off. The black guy gets real pissed off.
He's like, what the fuck, man? I love how he's
a black guy. Come on, this isn't a lie. Dude,
what kind of black guy smokes bongs? Exactly.
This guy did. This black guy did. Oh, okay. Larry,
I love how you... See, dude, you just associate
California with black dying guys smoking bongs.
And so the boss is like, you told him to throw
this bong on the floor. He's like, no, boss,
I would never do that. Why would I tell him to
throw the bong on the floor? This fucking guy
has to see the bong, and he throws it down. He's
like, that's one of our most expensive bongs.
And the black guy's like, man, I'm not paying
for that fucking thing. And the guy's like, someone's
going to fucking pay for it. I'm calling the
cops, and they lock the door. And the dude's
starting to freak out, you know? And then they
say, dude, we're just kidding around. We're punking
you. They, you know, they sacrificed a bomb.
Oh, did you make this up? No, this was a video
of some shit that I saw online. Is that Can I
Pay With EBT? Yeah, my name's Shaniqua. But it
was funny, man, because the dude was, like, getting
real mad. Chimping out. Yeah, yeah, I think he
even went to is it cuz I'm black it's cuz I'm
black, you know Well, yeah, cuz you stressed
that he was black Yeah, I'm sure they did this
to him because he was black lucky didn't murder
everybody in there. Yeah, that's where it was
going. That's They let him get up to that to
that point before they said dude. We're just
kidding man Wow, I mean This is Candid Camera.
Oh, shit! Candid Camera? First of all, if the
guy said, oh, shit, it's definitely not Candid
Camera. Well, I know. Whatever they said to him.
Is this a dream you had? No, man. They said some
shit to him to calm him down. But, you know,
he didn't have to pay for it, and they did give
him a bond and shit. Who cleaned up all the glass?
I don't know. The black guy. And an Asian lady.
An Asian lady comes out with a little rice hat
on. It was California. Yeah, because black people
like to smoke bongs in California. Won't. I don't
think I've ever pulled a bong with a black dude.
I'm trying to think. Yeah, exactly. No, I always
smoke joints, I think. Me too. Wikistick. Blunts.
No, Wikistick was great. These should be a great
place. I smoke blunts mostly every time I smoke
a joint with a black guy. Well, you got black
lips, so they just assume that. Right. Your nose
and your lips, man. You can either be Jewish
or black. Well, I can't be both. I mean, a black
Jew? Sammy Davis Jr. was. Uh -huh. I mean, yeah,
well, he was more than that. I just watched him
and... Sammy? Yeah, he was on Rowan and Martin's
laughing. It was funny man. That was some old
school shit right there. You know how crazy those
guys were back then? Oh my god, those sexy assaults.
Goldie Haunt. Man, she's dancing in the bikinis.
Those guys were just amazing. So think about
this, they would go on TV shows and just get
hammered and they're getting all grabby with
the ladies, you know what I mean? They just go
assault every woman within a 10 foot radius.
It's some funny shit, man. Well, no, I understand
that, yeah. I mean, it wouldn't fly now, there's
no fucking way. Aw, I mean, this shit shouldn't
have even flied back then. There was a bunch
of perverts running shit and nobody could say
anything. It's misogynistic. I'm watching it.
Well, yeah, because you're a dude. I mean, women,
you think watch laughing? No. Oh, Mary would
watch it. Yeah, it's got the stars on it all
the time. Yeah, no, I know, but I'm saying it's
a fucking... Fucking John Wayne is on there.
It's a relic of... It's not that offensive. It's
just today everybody's so fucking... A relic
of the past. Eggshell and soft. Dancing in a
bikini is probably haram now in New York. Yeah,
but it's not like just one of them. They'd all
be doing it. Yeah, but what about the man show
that was on? That was hot. Yeah, they had the
girls jumping on the trampoline. Oh, Jimmy Kimmel,
now you're... It's not that long ago. Yeah, no,
I don't like Jimmy Kimmel. No, I know, but I'm
just saying it's not that long ago. No, right.
The man show was cool. I think I did blackface,
so he's kind of cool. Right? He did it several
times, didn't he? I don't know. I don't keep
track of Jimmy Kimmel's blackface, but I know
he did it once, so... I don't keep track either,
but all you gotta do is look on the computer.
Yeah. How many times did Jimmy Kimmel do it?
Jimmy Kimmel. 1988. Blackface. High school dance.
He went as a black kid. That's all right, though.
You know what? They take away the shock value
of everything. Everybody's a Nazi. Everybody's
a racist. Everybody's a white supremacist. Everybody's
an anti -semite. And once you keep on saying
that bullshit, it devalues the term of the word,
right? This guy's a Nazi. This guy's a Nazi.
That guy's a Nazi. Worse than Watergate. Worse
than Watergate. Watergate? Watergate wasn't even
that bad. If you know the story behind Watergate,
the agents tried to break in multiple times and
they failed. And then what they were actually
going after was a binder that had, there was
a brothel run by the CIA that was entrapping
men. and doing pillow talk with honeypots, basically.
And there were children, too, involved, as usual.
No kidding. I never heard that. Well, I never
heard half the shit you're talking about. No,
I know, but I listened and read a little bit
about it. I'm not an expert. Listen, I am a low
-level fucking brownie. Let's hear what other
low -level shit you know about that. About what?
Watergate because they always act like it was
such a big fucking deal as far as I know they
broke into an office and got caught. Well according
to Forrest Gump, he called on them. But those
were all FBI. It's just like anything right now.
Antifa is completely taken over by the FBI right
now. CIA, Homeland Security, you don't think
they have plants in Antifa? Oh, yeah. They got
shit all over. Yeah, well, I'm just... Everything
is a farce. It's all fake. It's run by the government.
They just want us to be fucking in confusion.
I have a plant in my band, probably. Who's that?
I don't know which one it is. It might be you.
I saw your APAC fucking checks down in there.
If it was me, I wouldn't worry about it. Well,
you better share some of that money. When you
go back to the motherland, bring some fucking
olives back. You going to Germany? No. That's
the fatherland. No, it is the motherland. I actually
listened to something about that the other day.
But I already call it Israel. Oh. Because look
at Larry's nose. You ever notice how big it is?
Look at him now. He's like, oh, man, all this
time I never realized. Undercover Jew. Undercover
Jew. Undercover Jew. Larry. Undercover Jew. Larry.
Undercover Jew. Larry Shinklestein. Chuckleburger.
Wait. Oh no, he has a yarmulke. I have a yarmulke.
He has a yarmulke, yeah. But he can't wear it
in front of me, I'll lose my shit. I wore it
once and needles got really upset. I really did.
He's like, what the fuck are you doing? Why would
you do that? That's a religious relic. Mary,
get my yarmulke. No. Mary, get my yarmulke. If
that isn't the most Jewish thing I've ever heard.
Mary, get our pennies out and let's count them
while we get my yarmulke. Where's my yarmulke?
Go get that jar of pennies, honey. That's what
you guys do for foreplay. Yeah, how many pennies
are in a jar? Yeah You take handfuls You get
in the head You split them right just like the
tunnel juice smells like pennies down here That
was a deep cut if you got it you got it But you
didn't Because the mattresses had stains on them.
Well, how big were the mattresses? I mean...
They were little ones, right? I don't know. I
wasn't there to measure them, but I mean, they
were big enough to do whatever you had to do.
And they were in various states of compromise.
You know? Wasn't it? Whatever happened to them,
Mary? Where did the tunnel genes go? Back to
the tunnels? And then there's the guy that...
You want some water? What's that? Well, I don't
think no, I don't do people I mean as long as
they were dancing by 11 Why would they get punished
that's what the law supposed to do Yeah, we should
write him in prison who pulp the dude that hit
Paul Pelosi in the head with the hammer Even
worse yeah, he's a Canadian. Oh, we talk about
this all the time. It's like maximum security
prison Like if you look up off it who even knows
if they're in there. That's what I'm saying You
know like oh, we built this prison underground.
Yeah, okay Superman, you know, and then we don't
ever see this guy. Yeah, he's out in Kansas And
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, and fucking... The Superman
was probably dead by now. Didn't he die? I don't
think so. Well, it just makes how gullible they
are. They believe these guys are underground
in this tunnel, in this system. They're probably
just partying all night long. Yeah, they're like
acting like, what's his name? Lionel Richie.
Biggie Smalls. All night long. Who says that?
Lionel Richie? Sorry. Wow, man. It's the feds.
No. It's probably... We'll stop talking about
Israel, George. Somebody from Warrenville. Oh.
Sounds like... a farce. You should answer it.
Hell no. I'm not talking to nobody. All of a
sudden it's... I owe a lot of money to... No,
I would have done my greatest black voice for
you. Who the fuck did this? Who this be? Come
on, man. My sister's in the hospital and my brother
lost his foot last week. I need more money. Yeah.
Yeah. All right. Well, I mean, this is not podcast
talk right now. We'll check the gutters later.
Oh, my God. I got new gutters. Larry's mind is
in the gutter all the time. So watch out. We
went and played Tuesday and Wednesday. That's
the name of the podcast. That was fun. We had
a rock and roll abortions reunion show in the
basement. We played from three in the afternoon
to seven at night. You did an abortion in the
basement? Yeah. Needles was there for partial
it. I was the overseer. Did you record it? Larry
did a brisk. Not visually, but Mary's got some
videos. Actually, yes. And also, I recorded it
with just, you know, audio, but not... Fucking
Larry the Moyle. I tried to get hold of the Georgia
town that you guys were playing. Well, Grant's
back in Portland now. Yeah. Shout out, Grant.
All right, what time are we at? We are at, uh...
I don't know. Yeah, you got to get up and walk
all the way over there. Four times. With your
communist hat on. Pretending that... 5425. Very
cool. Larry's a communist. Look at that hat.
Needles is gay. It's so funny that these guys,
remember when they tear down that wall and this
is Orbit Chef. It's a good hat, man. Yeah, look
at this. It's got an exploited patch on there.
A couple of punk rock buttons, the cramps, the
foreskins. All right, cool. I mean, this is great.
The foreskin, the one -way system. Yeah, Larry
loves the foreskins, too. Yeah, Larry the Boyle.
That's where it comes in. Yeah, that's why I
got it. This is the, uh, when it gets real cold
out, this fucking thing is really warm. Yeah,
I can tell it's a hat. All right, let's shut
this bitch down, then. Needles doesn't know about
good winter shit. What are you talking about?
I work outside. What do you do? Do you have a
hat like this? No, because it gets too hot. See,
he doesn't know. Because I don't go from my car
to the house and then just fucking relax like
a sugar baby. Here comes sugar baby winter again.
I would wear this when I'm shoveling and shit.
Yeah, shoveling shit, because you do that all
the fucking time. Shoveling my mom, dad's driveway.
Yeah, okay, whatever. Peace. Thanks for tuning
in. The only thing he's done is shovel drugs
in your nose. Do you know plumbing? Huh? Do you
know pl...