Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles
show. I'm Larry. I'm Needles. Oh, shite's hurt.
It's Don and Fork. Don and Fork. Here's a little
bit of Mike Einstein. Very, very good. For our
Halloween spooktacular. What is this, yours?
Yeah, that one's mine, thank you. Ham's beer
refresher. One of these is yours, Larry? Ham's.
Oh. Are you really gonna get on your phone right
now, Don and Fork, in this hallway? I wanted
to show you those things I was saying. Yeah,
no, we're not gonna look at them now. Danny Anforth
dressed up like a homeless junkie today. His
regular uniform. You know what I mean? Wearing
it proudly. It was amazing. I've already gotten
two free cups of coffee, a breakfast sandwich,
and a couple of bucks. And then someone gave
you a quick tug -off and you're trying to wrap.
That's every day, though, but here's the thing.
It was a beautiful costume because he didn't
have to buy anything. All his clothes already
looked like a homeless bum. One day, when I cashed
my clarinet in for money, I paid, I got my clarinet
back, and I sat up under the... Congress tunnel
I was walking home at the downtown. Do you still
have the clarinet? Do you still play the clarinet?
You eventually didn't get it back. He plays the
sax. Just the sax now, Larry. But I was set up
there and I was just blowing my little riffs
that I know of. What was his name? Riffs? Blowing
little riffs. Yeah, you know little riffs. Big
Riffs was still in county. Sounds like this was
on Epstein's Island. People put money in my thing.
And what'd you have, a can? A case. I have money
in my case. Oh, your clarinet case? Oh, my God.
It just goes to show you some people just want,
they don't know music. They have no idea, right?
They just pay. What kind of music are you playing,
scat? My little riffs, you know? Bullshit. This
is what you were playing. It sounded like, you
know, rare, you know, a clarinet. Next episode,
he's going to open with the clarinet. That's
going to be our intro song. I know Larry has
one. Oh, yeah, he does You could suck on that.
Well, me and Ampworth, wait, listen to this,
man. We used to have things. We'd come up with
pieces and we would play in harmony and we'd
play different notes at the same time. Yeah.
I wrote this primitive fucking style of music
that Mark would be able to read without actually
learning how to read music. I made like a caveman
style. Yeah. We wrote out the songs on paper
all coked up one night at Mary's house. I mean,
you have to add that, but okay. And we actually
had some pretty good fucking things where people
were like, Wow, that sounds good. It sounded
like we had classical compositions or something.
All right, and just to let you know, we are holding
our lavalier mics, which are technically supposed
to be fixated to your neck. Clip -on. Right.
But because Donnie Enforth is going to knot out
a hundred times during this episode, we have
to let him hold it. You're doing fine. Huh? Oh,
you're doing fine? Yeah. Okay, cool. I should
do a knot -out counter. No, no, no. I will get
a piece of paper. We don't need it, I mean. It'll
be fine, but that's fine. You don't have to go.
You don't have to write it down on paper, I think.
I don't want you to be distracted. I'm not trying
not to do any more tonight and just go to bed
and wake up horrible, but try my methadone tomorrow
morning. Man, I really, you know what? See how
long that works, if it lasts, you know? Yeah,
I mean, you really sound really confident there.
Well, it won't last all day, it might. You know,
as soon as, that's all I do, and then I just
wait, and eventually it sticks, you know? No,
it doesn't. What happened last time you waited?
It didn't stick. No, I've done this before. I
know, but you just did it last week. Look, you
nodded out. There's one. No, there's not. There's
one, Larry. It was pretty sick last week. Because
I overdid the methadone. I was taking hundreds
of milligrams. Hundreds of milligrams? Not at
one time. Yes, I had it all saved up. Oh my god,
you're like the hoarder of government dope. I
would take like 190 milligram bottles. Why would
you do that? I know. What do you mean, you know?
Yeah, let me not out really quick. Right, so
that's the problem with your hard time. With
what? I gotta let someone's methadone burn off
first. Yeah, but you're still getting, oh my
god. Are we really gonna go into this every time
he gets on the show? I know we point this out,
but Do we need to go get the helmet? Yeah, get
the helmet. My glasses broke again. Well, wait
a second, wait a second, okay. Sitting like this
on the chair. Yeah. Right on the edge, you know.
Oh, Larry just did the same thing. I broke my
glasses too. And yeah, it fell right off the
side of my head, right? Right where the glasses
are. I didn't do that. You're right here, right
where the glasses are. Yeah, I know where the
connection is. Boom, yeah. And they just popped.
And they just blew up? And then what? You couldn't
see for a minute? I got a guarantee, a warranty.
I had an extra pair. I just need to put the lens
in. I couldn't get the lens in. I didn't drive
the lens crafters. You are just a conundrum wrapped
up in an enigma. So then as long as I was at
the lens crafters, I ordered another pair of
glasses as well. Yeah, you probably could. You're
probably sure because you're gonna keep on getting
high and smacking your head. I mean, maybe you
should move the spot when you're sitting. That
would probably be good, right? I mean, if you're
gonna be swinging and swaying the Jim Croce,
you should probably move whatever you're gonna
hit your head on. But what do I know? You know
what I mean? Like, I'm not a doctor. Look at
him, look at this guy. I'm not. Yeah, I'm not.
I didn't say anything. I saw this horrible thing
about the Illuminati last night, man. Oh, yeah?
It was really good. You're gonna tell me that,
I mean, how many times have those words been
said in the same sentence? Horrible Illuminati.
It was really good. I mean, come on, that's probably
a billion times. What was it about, Don Anfort?
The one thing, the guy, Weishaupt, the founder.
Okay. In the very beginning of the creation,
he said, and if we get caught, we will just pretend
to disband and start up again with a different
name. That's how it goes, he goes, this won't
continue this until we... reach their great work,
which is turning communism, everything communism.
I don't believe that. Communism is their great
work. I don't think that communism was their
main goal. Yes, it's their main goal. They want
everyone to be communist. They want one world
government, one world religion. That's why I
agree with you with the one world government
and they want to govern over us like we're just
serfs and peasants. Okay? We're lucky, we're
not gonna get 40 acres and a mule, I'll tell
you that right now. No, we're not. We're very
lucky if we're gonna get a tenth of that. It'd
be like a tiny studio in a little fucking steel
building somewhere. Yeah, living in a 15 minute
city. Oh, look at this, we converted this mall
into apartments. You fucking idiots left the
door open, man. The cat was halfway out the fucking
screen just now. He came in after I did. Mark.
I didn't come in after I did. Yeah, that's you.
I know, I'm sorry, I probably didn't... Harmony
gets out through the fucking screen, man. Yeah,
because you're a bad dad and you didn't fucking
fix the screen. It's been, like, what, six months,
dude? All right, so if you know an Asian guy
that wants to buy that cat, we'll sell it for
$1 ,000. It's delicious, my cat. That's the cat's
name, delicious. Yeah. She's eating barbecue.
but i got a big enough hole in my screen where
my cat could get out and these fucking idiots
oh wait what are the idiots because there's a
hole in your screen door open and she gets right
outside man if something's broken what do you
do you fuck it fix it so the cat don't get out
you know what you do though Instead, you're going
to blame your friend here until it's a fix. 6
,000 milligrams of methadone. He doesn't even
know what planet he's on. And you're like, close
the door. This fucking guy's seeing in cartoon
right now. He can't even keep his head up. Look
at him. I'm not fine. I'm not fine. I'm so fine.
I'm not fine. That right there is a Freudian
slip, fellas. Even though Freud is a complete...
You know, the sad part is that... Freud was a
co -cat in a fucking... I can barely sniff anyways.
Yeah, because you want to know why? Because you're
putting some weird street drug up your nose.
No, it was like before that. No, it was right
there. Before I did drugs, it was fine. No, it
wasn't. You know what's funny? Mark called me
earlier and he couldn't find his bottom teeth.
Oh, man, I don't know if that's funny. That's
pretty funny. I found them in the bathroom drawer.
I don't know what they were doing there again,
but I'm glad I found them there. Dude, imagine
getting all high and taking your teeth out and
losing them. Yeah, I know. Here's the best part.
That's the funniest thing that's happened. The
best part is he knew where the top part was,
but he didn't know where the bottom part was.
Why don't you keep them together? Exactly. You
should Velcro them together. Yeah. Put them in
a bag. Yeah. What do you mean, yeah? You're just
leaving them in a drawer. And these people listening
is why you should take care of your teeth. Come
here. Because you're going to lose them. Oh,
my Lord. What do you mean? This is harmony. All
right, dude. She's got two different color eyes.
Yeah, because one's bad. She's got a bad eye.
Yeah, she got a bad eye. All right. But she's
sweet. Huh? We love this cat. All right, so I'm
going to give you a scenario. OK. And I want
you guys to comment on it. All right. What you
would do, all right? So you know, you and your
boy are hanging out, all right? And you're just
total, and you're just illegal aliens. And, you
know, you're in Germany, and, you know, you're
getting all fucked up and shit, and then your
boy just pushes you out of a window. Oh, man.
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty horrible, right?
Yeah. How many stories high up are you out of
this window? Huh? How many stories up? I don't
think it's fucked up. I think it was second floor.
Oh! Does he get it or no? Oh, you said it. But,
uh... He's got to be... Don't be pressing the
buttons, man. Yeah, don't fuck with that. All
right, so he pushes you out of the window and
you know He comes to your aid and guess how he
comes to your aid. How he rapes you Wow, I'm
glad he's helping. I mean, this is a real story
out of Germany. Really? Yes Wow, so what would
you do in that situation? Well, was the guy healthy
enough to be getting raped? Well, it sounds like
it cuz the guy raped him on the ground floor,
never go above the second floor. No escalator
rides in Germany. That's a little bit too late
to tell this guy. That's what Mark does when
he goes on vacation, went to the gay German.
No, no upstairs. He's like that apartment right
there. First floor only. First floor only. Because
they won't be as bad when you fall out the window.
I mean, is this guy a good friend or not? I saw
Guam. He's not a very good friend. You don't
think so? No. Why is that? Well, why did he push
him out the window? I mean, it sounds like they
were having a lover's quarrel. How far down did
he fall? I think it was the second story. Damn.
So it was probably painful. Oh, yes. You're about
20 -something foot up. Maybe less than that.
15. It might have been a little bit higher. But
I just don't look into the details of... Well,
you know, if you're landing on a sidewalk from,
you know, 20, 25 feet, it's fucking bad. Yeah,
but this is Germany, though, so... All I know
is the guy pushes him out. So then, I mean, is
this guy a good friend or not? Well, did the
guy like getting raped? I don't know. I mean,
I didn't really ask him. But, I mean, he complained
about it to the cops. He sounds like a terrible
fucking friend. Yeah, the guy who got raped.
Yes, he totally does. So what are you trying
to tell me, is the gentleman... Oh boy, he just
woke up. He's trying to tell me the gentleman
that fell off the rooftop bar was not a bouncer?
What that's hilarious, oh Jesus it was so bad.
It took me a second to get it He was not a bouncer
instead of dad jokes, it's Donnie and forth smacked
jokes, so listen. Yeah, anything they wouldn't
do things smacking I would say both of them are
bad friends, but especially the guy that did
the pushing and the raping. Honestly, right.
What kind of friend is that? But I mean, what
if he fell with his ass up in the air? Well...
It's convenient. So there's just an ass up in
a sidewalk and you're gonna rape it? Well, if
it's your friend that you just pushed out of
the window. I mean, technically you're responsible
for him after you push him out the window, right?
To rape him? Well, just for your responsible
period. Yeah, you know, to call the police, to
call an ambulance. Right. You want to comfort
them. After your first phone call, what's the
first thing you did, sir? Well, I raped him,
according to the manual. Well, you just don't
say that. First I raped him, then I called the
ambulance. I mean, you just don't scream that
out loud. Well, it sounds like Germany, for sure.
Yeah, it is, but Don Antwold, he's the worst,
he's the worst perpetrator. You're like, yeah,
I raped him. You don't want to tell him. He just
sees a cop. You raped him after I pushed him
out the window. Yeah, I mean look at you. You're
already caught now. You should be like, he fell
out and when I went to go help him, I fell and
slipped into his butthole. A hundred times. I
saw this cool film about Guam today. Yeah, how
was that? What about Guam? Guam's pretty cool.
I wouldn't mind going there. They speak English.
All right, well that's good. It's like pretty
much Americanized completely there. It's a lot
of Filipinos there. As soon as they saw you,
they'd say this guy's looking for drugs. This
guy's dope sick. They speak English. Yeah, it's
great. Not a lot of mountains there. There's
not mountainous at all. So you can walk and walk
and walk. I'll tell you, there's probably not
a lot of other things there, too, if you know
what I mean. I'm sure it's pretty American. You
could probably get yourself a 14 -year -old bride
there. 14 -year -old? I don't know, Guam? How
much worse is Guam, even? What is it? You said
the Pacific Islands is closer to the Philippines
than pretty much anywhere else. Yeah, child traffic
hearings. I thought it was... Oh, is that what
it is? Yeah, that's all it is. Those islands
down there, they run amok with whatever they
do. Fucking perverts, man. Yeah, well, where
do you get cats? We get dead cats with all these
perverts down there. They're islands. Are you
saying Pacific? Where's Pacific? Pacific Ocean?
Yeah, where is it in the Pacific? Like Japan.
Oh, it's by Japan? Yeah. Interesting. In Korea.
Okay. You know how freaky those people are. Yeah.
Well, you know, that's the... Well, otherwise,
just like the U .S. They got, like, a little
barbeque headthorst. Otherwise, it's just like
the U .S., other than all that other stuff. Minus
the child trafficking. Actually, yeah, I was
gonna say, no. It is just like the U .S. Right.
Except there's not a lot of minorities there,
probably. Do they use U .S. dollars? Yeah. They
do? Wow, interesting. Yes. Right, that's how
you get through You know what I mean? Like you
can have a child trafficking ring in Puerto Rico.
When they're born here, they automatically get
citizenship. Right. So I'm sure there's a lot
of baby farms there. Man, you really look bummy
with that fucking shaggy ass beard. Did I just
say that? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Between the knitted
bucket hat, the nodding out, and the beard. Yeah,
it's amazing. You look like a junkie. Yeah. I
don't know how you got it on. It's amazing. Yeah,
okay. They're up to eight nods already. It's
fine. The best thing is you think you realize
it. I don't know. Give me an espresso. Espresso,
you bum. Jesus, man. How about that dude in Massachusetts?
Was it Massachusetts later? The guy that was...
Yeah, that's fine. The dude that was sending
the cocaine? Oh my gosh, the guy said 42 fucking
pounds. Wait, was it governor or something? No,
the governor's office. Top aide. Top aide. This
is a great story. I mean, it really is. It was
like 48 pounds or something like that. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. Address to the guy's name. He was
receiving it there, I guess. Yeah. Well, I mean,
he was getting more. Here we go. So this is actually
crazy. Massachusetts governor, Maura Healy's
top aide. caught trafficking 46 plus pounds of
cocaine into the Massachusetts State Office building.
Right. Isn't that insane? It is. In the building,
man. Were they all crazy? Plus fucking kilos.
If the whole office was consuming this cocaine
or he was just getting it there. It was addressed
to him. Well, he was either getting it for someone
or selling it or something, man. 46 pounds is
more than personal use. It's a lot of pain. Well,
here we go. We got some trick -or -treaters.
No What are they Larry what costumes they have
on What kind of costumes Larry I almost got hit
by somebody actually you could probably go. This
is the best time to go as a bomb because he's
got he's all dressed yeah it's halloween and
shit Who got that costume? Winnie the Pooh? I
don't have it. Yeah, you said Winnie the Pooh
costume. We should make Don Anforth wear blackface,
right? Anforth had this fucking Winnie the Pooh
costume that was like if you were gonna work
at a theme park. You couldn't see his face or
anything. It was like, you're looking at him.
It looks like you're ready to greet kids at a
theme park. Big, huge body. All of it was like
solidly stuffed. You're a furry. Yeah, he was
a furry before there was furries. Speaking of
the mic, sir. Where's your mic, Donnie, on fourth?
Right there. Well, pick it up. You have to hold...
Jesus, man. You won't be able to... You won't
be able to hear. Hold on, Larry. It had assholes,
I think. Didn't it? No, it didn't. It didn't
have holes in it for penetration or stuff? Yeah,
it had penetration holes in the ass section.
Didn't it? Larry. What we had was, um... Yeah?
Stop it. Stop watching me nod out. For Halloween
I had a big costume. Good joke. Happy not a ween.
That's gonna be the title of the episode. Oh,
by the way, I want to say this is probably gonna
release this tomorrow Monday. Yeah, I want to
say Monday today is a grants birthday. Happy
birthday grant shout out grant big four or five
Probably not a listener, but he might be taking
as well here Don't answer that but you pack a
new one, bro Happy birthday grant November 3rd
here, today. Even though it's Halloween, as you
can see from the trick -or -treaters coming to
the fucking door. It's not like it used to be
trick -or -treaters, huh? Well, no. It used to
get way more. Way more. Yeah, because you know
what they've done? The average age of house ownership
is fucking up a lot. People aren't able to afford
to have kids in these neighborhoods anymore.
If you look around the block around here, besides
the mud shark over here, and the illegals down
the street. Right. Everybody's that's pretty
much it. There's not a lot of kids in the store,
but that's, you know, there's nobody. It's all
older people that live around here. But literally
on the less than a mile away, Larry has section
eight housing that borders. It borders chaos.
Yeah. Here's the thing, though. All these kids
were dressed up. The only one I only recognize
one. Not on this batch. This batch of kids, it
was five fucking kids or something. And I didn't
recognize one costume, although they were all
dressed up as some weird thing. What do you mean,
like weird thing? Like that picture I sent to
the... Well, no, some real extravagant costume.
Like homemade who they were. Yeah, it looks like
they were homemade costumes. But I didn't know
who the hell they were. Face to it. There you
go, see? Yeah, there we go. We can always just
do that. Yeah. You're gonna need the ashtray.
Mm -hmm. Okay. Man, everything is such a problem.
You know I gotta do it. There you go. There's
weed right in front of you. Right there on the
tray. Donnie and Forrest. He's got a joint, ladies
and gentlemen. Uh -huh. It better not be laced
with anything. Don't poke yourself with a needle.
Yeah. That's the only thing he doesn't do. You
gotta ask yourself, is there anything sharp in
these pockets I'm gonna poke myself with? If
you do like Stevie Nicks, you put it in your
bum. No. Well, that's what he's got to do because
of his nose. No, I sniff it still. He's like,
yeah, I put it in my bum. I put it on my dildo.
No, seriously, I only really do it a little bit,
man. I'm really trying to quit. Yeah, OK. Well,
I mean, listen. How long has this been going
on since the Larian? A couple of months. Not
a couple of months. When we first started doing
the Larian Needle Show, we literally had to set
a microphone at floor level. The car jackie.
When I got car jacks. Your fake car jack. That's
pretty much a cigarette ejector. Why do you have
a cigarette in between? Man, you really are a
freaking hobo. You know that? Something else
in there blocking it from going down to another
joint. A joint in a cigarette, and what is that,
a cigar tube? Or is that your fucking package
down there? That's how he gives himself dope,
puts it right in his ass. His delivery method.
He's like NASA. And actually, this isn't a fake
moon landing. You'd probably get higher that
way if you do it that way. What's that? If you
put it in your ass. I hear that. It's gotta get
up past the... You can use a stick. I'll let
you have this chopstick one time. The colon.
You gotta get up into the colon. Yeah, you perforate
your colon. What did Stevie Nicks do? What's
that? I don't know. Never mind. I don't know.
She probably get on all fours with it on her
back or who knows at that point in time. Someone
blew it up there with like a fucking toilet paper
tube or something. No, probably just a turkey
baster. Hey, what about me, dude? I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. What the hell, man? What the fuck?
You're so high you forgot about me. Yeah. Jesus.
Look at him. He's donezo now. He's not even holding
the mic. He's completely giving up. Yeah, I know.
Did you see? So... We might as well just clip
this fucker on him because... Brian Setser never
restarted? Yeah, right here. Rescheduled? What's
that? He never rescheduled, huh? Who? Setser?
Yeah, do you know? Who's... Brian's sister. Oh,
no. We canceled the entire tour. Oh, wow. I had
tickets to go see the Stray Cats last Sunday,
people, and I was real excited to go. They were
playing at the Hard Rock Casino in Rockford.
You know, they're on a tour right now. They were
and they and he had some problems. Brian Setters
ill. I'm bummed out because I was real hopped
up to see them and not only that I like him and
I hope I don't want him to be ill and all that
stuff. He's probably really good too man. He
is really good. I saw him when I was a kid and
I saw him again when I was in my 20s. Late 60s?
Right. He's 66. So now he's really good, I'm
sure. Dude, when I saw C .C. DeVille... Yeah,
but here's the thing. He's got an auto -immune.
C .C. DeVille? Yeah. He was kick -ass, dude.
He was fucking kick -ass. He was so good on the
guitar, dude. The guitar was screaming, dude.
Screaming. And he rode pub. Oh, no way. And a
little amp. Like, Joe's got a little national
amp like this. And he was screaming, dude. He
played by himself? His band played downstairs
first. I missed that. Upstairs, then he went
downstairs and played with a house band. And
they were just jamming. It was kick -ass, dude.
I thought he was just up there by himself with
an amp, just playing riffs. And then he played
downstairs and they were kick -ass, dude. We'll
never have music like that again. We're grown
men. I couldn't believe it. Dressed like women
and banged children. Yeah. What was he, in Poison?
What's that? Yeah, Poison, yeah. There will never
be an edge like that again, which I condone.
Or I don't condone, I mean. Well, they've been
doing that all along. I'll tell you, man. Fucking,
uh, once his name Frankie Valley was fucking
trying to pick up my wife when she was, like,
14 years old, 13 years old, paying for her lunch,
sending flowers and shit, and finally one of,
uh... Mary's cousins, an older one, had to confront...
Yeah, stop being a pedophile. ... confront Frankie
and Ali, and she was like, what the fuck is wrong
with you? She's a little girl, you fucking pervert,
you know, and scared him away. But he didn't
care. He was like, literally pursuing a little
girl with... She had braces and shit. But I think...
You know what I mean? I think back then... Obviously
too young. But yeah, she was staying at a hotel
in... But I think here, listen... Florida, where
he was playing? I think back then... Back in
the day? Back when this happened, they were more
okay with pedophilia than right now. Do you understand
what I mean? Well, the family members that find
out about it aren't that okay with that. But
the thing was, Larry, back then in the old country,
an older guy would marry a younger girl. You
know, two villages would get together. They'd
have like a, you know, when they... Yeah, we'll
give you this girl if you just be cool. Well,
two families married. A lot of that shit happened
with dowries and shit. Arranged marriages and
stuff. Keep you lit. Yeah, that's what it was
meant to do to build up stronger alliances. Yeah,
that gentleman paid for your lunch. He'd be creeping
over in the background, you know? Yeah, you'd
be in the bushes just wrecking your meat to the
children. Walk off. Have you heard about the
feral people? Oh, right out in the open, I'm
sorry. Appalachian? The Appalachian Mountains
and the feral people out there? I've heard about
the Appalachian Mountains. And the feral people
that live there? Where's that? Oh, yeah. The
hollers and holler. Yeah, that's from Johnny...
Down in the holler? It was like Johnny Knoxville
and another guy did that. They were going to
make it into a... It was the Wild Whites. Or,
yeah, something like that. A whole community.
Or the guy... It was like a... The guy was like
a meeting call. Yeah, West Virginia and he had
a bottle of pills and he shook her They were
all like And that was the meeting call Right.
Well, what's happening was you're getting a lot
of already like that from West Virginia of inbreeding
But then oh, I okay. I know now I know who you're
talking about. Yeah, right. Well, there's a cult
They're called the Whitakers. Yeah, my dad watches
that. Yeah There's this show called the Soft
White Underbelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they
do the Whittakers all the time. They go visit
them. Dude, they can't speak. Some of them are...
One guy barks like a dog. He thinks he's a dog.
Some of them are non -verbal. Some of them are
very animalistic. They're not even... They're
just so inbred. Right, well, they're trying to
actually get people to mate with them. What?
They're actually literally trying to... That
kind of fucking weird science experiment is it.
You should go get yourself a fright, Mark. Wait
a second, wait, slow down, Larry, slow down.
All these people are missing on the Appalachian
Trail, you know? Where's your microphone? You
know, the people that missed it. That's not what
it sounds like. Oh, okay. They turn up misses
from hiking the trail. You're hiking the trail
for three weeks. You've actually got more stuff
in your backpack than these people do in their
homes. They kidnap and kill you. They've been
commercialized already. People know about them,
they can't get away with killing. How do you
know that they're paying, they want people to
breed with these pigs? Because they've been told
this. escape these people. They've been held
hostage. Donnie Anforth. Okay. You should go
get a bride. No, no, no. You know, what he just
said was they're trying to find people to breed
with these people. Yes. So you're telling me
they're putting out ads to breed with these Whittaker
people. No, no. Not about them stacking Whittakers
or versus Whittaker or not. But that's what he's
saying. No. That's what I thought it was, too.
Did I say Whittaker? Nah, we weren't talking
about the word. You are saying that. Okay, then
who are you talking about? You are saying what
you are saying. I'm saying I heard about these
people that live in the Appalachian Mountains.
I don't know if they're... Oh, okay. Well, then
my bad. I apologize. Or whatever. I just heard
it, and there was this cult of them, like this
one leader guy. A cult? Well, it was like a cult,
yeah. Of who? Appalachians? Yeah. In the mountains?
Yes. OK. And they're the only free people left
in America, they call themselves. And they're
saying they've been there longer than the Indians
do in this culture. They've lived there like
this. You know what? You need to do a land acknowledgement
right now. For all this time. Nope. Larry, he's
got two mics on him. What are you doing? First
of all, hey do a land acknowledgement. Do you
know what one is? You need to tell the Indians
you're sorry for taking their land and then giving
them smallpox blankets while you were holding
the blankets that had smallpox on them and you
didn't get smallpox and then you said the Indians
taught you how to grow corn and all this crazy
stuff. I mean, you can't even have fun anymore,
can you? Those Indians... Man, that should be
the sound clip. Those Indians, and then the not
outlaws. No, they were invoking demons. Who?
Praying to the devil, the Indians. Yeah, because
their gods were a lot different than ours. A
lot different. They weren't gods. First off,
they were not gods. Well, in their eyes, it was
their god. Right? They all prayed to some sort
of thing. I'm fine, thank you. I mean, religion
is the one thing that makes us hate each other.
It's not the one thing. Well, I mean, if you
go anywhere else and you say... There's lots
of things. If you just drop these people off
in a country and you're like, what are you, Christian,
Muslim? People won't tolerate that shit. Mm -hmm.
So... It's always crazy. Well, they work in one
world. He has a microphone, Larry. He's going
like this over there. There's something going
on between the... Catholics and the Muslims.
Oh, you just realized this? You've been going
on for thousands of years. No, no, not a war,
an actual... This is different. This is an actual
togetherness. They're in cahoots. They're in
cahoots. Who is? The Christians and the Muzzies?
Yes. Ah, you're full of it. No, I'm not. Yeah,
you are. No, I'm not. Listen, I'm going to tell
you right now. Wouldn't it be just the perfect
thing? Wouldn't it be the perfect thing for the
devil to do to actually be the one who sets up...
the godliest government in the world, wouldn't
it just be, you know what I mean, the icing on
the cake, the ultimate, that's what they're doing,
that's what they're doing. Charlie Kirk was shocked
because he found out he was mixed up with the
wrong people. Here we go, no, okay, listen. He
had to stop his pro -Israel and he got killed.
Have you ever seen Mecca? Because he was with
the wrong people. Donnie and Fourth. He found
out he was with the wrong people. Okay. Donnie
and forth there seen Mecca those videos about
the cube and the way they dance around Yeah,
where do Christians do that? They don't do that.
Okay, then there we go. So now we're different
But second of all, why we should do we have to
assimilate with other people that don't want
to know I'm not saying we are we have to but
that's what they want to do. Oh, they've already
done it Yeah, we're way beyond that's what they
want to do. Yeah, this phase is completely we're
at like phase nine The next thing they're gonna
do is the funny thing is like everyone they're
gonna cut off. Excuse me food stamps like listen
I want my motherfucking yeah anger get people
mad at each other and jealous and start fights
think what that's about that's what it does yeah
rarely on my feet all of a sudden somebody's
like oh look at this black lady complaining about
not getting her food stamps and And it's like,
why are you looking all mad about this? It's
like all these racist comments. This motherfucker's
posting this from India. Calm down, you idiots.
It's like... Right, exactly. Yes, yes. They're
trying to make a fight. Your eyes is... We should
do... India Times. I see it too. It says India
Times. What's that? It says, India Times. And
those crazy little articles all come from some
place like this. Really? I'm just talking about
people that are masking themselves on certain...
India Times. Or it'll be like a fake news desk.
It'll look like a news desk, but it's obviously
not like a major news desk. It's like a pretend
news desk. Dude, that's a big conspiracy right
there. That's right. And they'll show you clips
of shit that they've made up stories of. Like,
I was watching something the other day. Something's
happened. Erica Kirk is dead. It was saying that
Erica Kirk is the one that's dead. Is that why
she had to make an appearance yesterday? What
reliable news source is this? I was just watching
something and yeah. On something and yeah? It
was talking about Erica Kirk being the dead one
here. I should address it like Donnie and Ford.
I was like, what the fuck am I watching, man?
What are they talking about? What channels are
you watching? So they're saying she's dead, allegedly?
No, no, not at all. She's in on it, dude. She's
a Catholic, dude, big time. She's a Satanist,
and she's a me. I'm sorry. Did I say Catholic?
I'm a Satanist. First of all, she's a Satanist.
She takes a commute every day. She wears a ring.
That's the bears a Masonic symbol. Yeah, well,
they change the um, they say they don't even
match. Okay, they don't even match They got him
a different she got him from different pimps
those rings. You can tell them Yes, what kind
of pimp whatever pimp and I'm bringing the G
But from what pimp? But who knows what pimp?
And how many pimp's one for each? From a different
pawn shop or different pawn guy. Oh, not your
same pawn shop. Where do you get those diamond
rings and letters on my desk? Oh, you have not
a pawn shop or a pimp. Yes, you do. What do you
mean? Yes, you do! That's where they have those
rings. So two different - In a pawn shop! Two
different - You find, believe me, a ring with
a big M. Yeah, and then you gotta find the other
one with the - but a pink diamond that - That
has a G in it that she took. They don't match.
Yeah, because you know how easy it is to find
that is? She found it as a pawn shop. Yeah! It's
the best conspiracy we've had on - Look at those
rings! Even though it's not a conspiracy, but
I will say - I guarantee you she got those from
some pawn shop in wherever the fuck the southern
place - No, that is a conspiracy I stick behind.
Guaranteed. that Charlie Kirk, what's her name?
Erica Kirk. Erica Kirk got her stone masons or
stone cutters or Masonic rings from a pawn shop.
From one guy had a name with a M and the other
guy had a G. Yes. They were trying to say that
this is the name of her kids. First of all, you
know women can't be... They were trying to say
that this is the name of her kids. First of all,
you know women can't be... They were trying to
say that this is the name of her kids. First
of all, you know women can't be... They were
trying to say that this is the name of her kids.
First of all, you know women can't be... They
were trying to say that this is the name of her
kids. First of all, you know women can't be...
They were trying to say that this is the name
of her kids. First of all, you know women can't
be... They were trying to say that this is the
name of her kids. First of all, you know women
can't be... They were trying to say that this
is the name of her kids. First of all, you know
women can't be... They were trying to say that
this is the name of her kids. First of all, you
know women can't be Are you okay? I think so.
I don't think so at all. The only drug you don't
do, you're doing right now. I'm thirsty. It was
good. Well, why didn't you ask for a glass of
water? Because I drink water all the time. I'll
have a beer. Dude, you're gonna fucking run into
somebody again. The boy will have a beer if he
wants a beer. I know, but I just don't want to
see him get all fucked up. I just wouldn't be
able to do it. I don't think I'd be fucked up.
I was just gonna say. I think it's rubbing off
on you too, Itchy. I swear to God. I'm not itching.
Yeah, okay. Get back to Erica Kirk's ring. I'm
telling you, dude, all her jewelry. I looked
at all her jewelry, dude. I've seen all her jewelry.
You looked at all her jewelry? At the fucking
pawn shop, dude. You saw them at the pawn shop?
From inside her house? Came out of a pawn shop.
No, he was inside her bedroom looking at them.
Oh. Hello. Trick or treat. You thought you were
gonna come in my house? No. Larry, what a creep.
I like that we have this on audio. We have a
haunted house here. So then, Don Anforth, do
you think that she got her rings from a pawn
shop? Is there a stance on this? Yeah. I know
she did. What do you mean? How do you know she
did? I looked at them. Because how am I looking
at them? Don't tell me right now. I believe more
in the thing about her whole angels program.
I think you're freaking out. I'm telling you.
Oh, OK, wait. You think she got them from a pawn
shop? That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Well, not really, but today that's the craziest
thing I've heard. And he's really staying there.
Bring some of them over here. You know what?
They're almost gone. And that's all you bought?
Yeah, man. How much are you giving out? Dude,
we're going to have to start giving them roaches.
Here you go, kid. Here you go. Happy Halloween,
sonny. So one time when I lived at Brad's house,
hey, John Little, do you remember what he did?
Yeah, I do. He's like, ah, these fucking kids.
It's a beautiful day, and it's like, it was a
lot nicer out that day. Yes, it was, yeah. And
it was trick -or -treat Halloween. Fucking, he
has nothing to give the kids, and he whips a
quarter pack, like a smashed -up pack of Koolz
in the kid's fucking bag. He what? And then gives
one other kid a beer. Jesus, man, what are you,
retarded? And they leave, and... These guys uniforms
look great just like these guys got a golf cart
out here man Hey, man, you gave some kid cigarettes
and he's like, yeah and it's like, yeah, it's
all we had So what and you're like, dude, you
can't see your children. He's like fucking Halloween,
you know He was real drunk because he probably
didn't want to fuck with him. He almost did an
inch of his life. They didn't. They should have.
I know. Yeah. And you too for watching and letting
him do that. One time I was with them, with him.
I used to drive him to work and we'd get pulled
over. Why'd you drive him to work? Because he
lived right around here and we worked together
and he gave me money every day for gas and fucking...
We were driving to work, smoking a joint. We
get pulled over speeding. We're on Roselle Road.
And he starts, I'm like, what's the problem,
sir? Oh, you were speeding. He's like, listen
here, you fucking jag off. He starts telling
the cops. That's a good way to start talking.
I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. And he's like. Well,
you probably got pushed around, you were in school,
you fucking idiot. You're like, don't shoot me.
And then he said something like, you know, I
pay your fucking... Get off your phone, Donnie.
I pay your taxes. Get off your phone. Taxes.
And then I just told the cop, his opinions are
not my opinions. I'm like, dude, shut the fuck
up, John. What a crazy thing to do to a cop.
Yeah. And he's white. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Like you gotta be really retarded if you're a
white guy and I told the guy I mean usually it's
just like Usually it's just carte blanche. How
you doing, sir? You know, you were speeding through
the zone You know, well you got any warrants?
No, you got any drugs? No And then that's it
usually let you go run your license you're on
your way. He just fucking went. Yeah you chimp
out They start chimpin' out. I didn't do nothin'
wrong. That's my Halloween costume. My Halloween
costume is female pulled over by a cop who has
weed in the car, smells like weed, but she didn't
do anything wrong after she ran a stop sign.
Oh yeah, they're great. You can be the cop, Larry,
all right? You'll be best spaulding in the back
seat. All right? Ma 'am, glad to see you. Why
ma 'am do I look like a ma 'am? Are you crazy?
You know who you're talking to. Well, miss. Miss,
can I see your license and registration? This
is some racist shit! My baby's in the car! My
baby's in the car! My baby's in the car! That's
all! You're Spalding, not the mom, I'm the mom!
Mom, whatever, with the baby in the back seat
you need to let her go immediately. Jesus, this
freaking guy, is he not out there in the directions?
No, because she needs to be released immediately
because with the baby in the back, who knows
what could happen to that baby? Well, that's
why we're roleplaying, you weirdo. Right, so...
That's why she needs to be released immediately.
I mean, we can't take this fucking guy anywhere.
License and registration sound like 40 acres
and a mule of me, pig. I just need to see your
license, man. Oh, ain't it on the bumper? Everybody
needs a license. It's on the bumper. I need to
see the one. It's on the bumper. I need to see
the one. On the bumper. Let me talk to your manager.
I want to see the one that's in your wallet.
What do you call? Listen here, white boy. I assume
you're a white old Mexican because you're definitely
not African -American. It's not them, it's their
sister. I mean, babies don't talk like this.
Babies say funnier stuff. You know, like, she
got dope in the glove box. That's what babies
do. Yeah. Bitch got a gun in the pussy. Exactly.
That's what the baby should say. Oh, my Lord.
But then it always turns into some fucking sort
of big thing, you know? Like, oh, let me see
your licensure's registration. It's like, well,
you know, no. Oh, please. I watched one. And
registration. Yeah, this guy got all bent out
of shape about it. I left registration back at
the apartment. It was a speeding ticket. I saw
one chick getting arrested on, uh... He would've
got a speeding ticket if he was good with his
license. A black chick online getting arrested
on something or another. And everything she said,
it was like... Don't touch me. I'm underage.
She said like three things. I'm pregnant. I'm
underage and pregnant. Wait a second, this matches
up. One more thing. Why the cops shouldn't put
handcuffs on her. I got diabetes. Yes, yes, yes.
That might have been it. I missed a swollen one.
I got sickle cell. Oh, there's something else,
man. You got tickle cell in Boys Town. These
freaking people, man. You could probably go to
a costume party in Boys Town tonight dressed
as a bum, people will think. Yeah. Dude, do you
think the kids got the best drugs, right, Donnie?
Yeah, man. They like all that speedy party drugs.
I know You probably use some a little speed Look
at them. I mean I swear to God dude what? Ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's always a 10 -minute
segment. It's the weed. It's the weed, right?
It's the weed, yeah. Yeah, it's so strong. It
makes me sad. It feels good. Stop, man. I'm really
going to quit doing dope. I'll show you what.
I'll get my carries back in two weeks. You'll
see. You'll see what? I'll have carries back
in two weeks. You watch. Your what? My carries.
My carry bottles. I'll have them back in two
weeks. What do you have to do with right now?
Well, they haven't taken away at you. When they're
going to trust them to be able to carry home.
Not to know it again. I'll drop clean. I'll drop
clean in two weeks. No, you won't. Yes, I will.
It'll be two weeks. You want to make a bet? Yeah,
a bet. $500 bucks. $500 bucks? No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Money, no. No, no, no money. Well,
what do you want to bet? Dope? No. What did he
say? Dope. What are you up to? What do you want
to bet? I mean, I'm going to bet you. Yeah, because
I want to be in your position right now. I bet
you I'll be clean in two weeks. Where I don't
get to see my kid, my family go to work, do everything
and just be addicted to dope. Yeah, don't do
that. That sounds like a utopia. Hey, you know
what? Are there blacks involved in this thing,
the utopia of yours? No, the blacks? Oh, I'm
definitely out. No, not yet. The city? I'm definitely
out. Maybe if I go to the other place, there'll
be blacks there, I don't know. You're missing
the point, Donnie. I'm fourth. I'll be clean
in two weeks, you see. Okay, so then we're gonna
make a bet then. Have you seen this commercial
that they show? What should we bet? Where they
show the guy. What's that? The commercial where
the guy's on fentanyl, and he just fades off
into like a blue thing. He's like, I said this
would be the last time. The one is the football
player kid in high school. I just needed to stay
awake for school work. And I said it would be
the last time I was going to take this. And then
he says, and it was. And then he's dead. And
the black kid? And the other one's great. The
fentanyl dealer works really great. Everything
he wanted. I got hooked really fast. And then
my skin started turning blue. My teeth started
falling out. My skin turned blue like a fucking
smurf. And then I was dead alone. You never saw
those commercials? I don't watch TV. Well, sometimes
Mary's watching some shit and I'm like, wow.
Yeah, that's a TV commercial. It's a TV commercial?
It's fucking unbelievable. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah,
it's wild. Another one is some girl at like some
party. Was just gonna do a Xanax and then bang
and it was fentanyl Last time I ever party. Yeah
No, here's what it was. Was she cute? Yeah, it
was gonna be a birthday party that I was never
gonna forget. And I never did, because it was
the last one. I OD'd, you know? Oh, my God. And
then they always turn... It must be made by the
same people, because they always turn into this,
like, blue ghost of one day. Hey, that's anti
-Semitic, what you just said. It's always made
by the same people. Here we go. All right. Don't
give him any candy. When you get the best Hey
George Happy Halloween It's the first time I've
seen kids Since you got out of the joint Out
of 10 years We're doing our podcast Oh I'm sorry
No you're more than welcome Come on in Yeah Should
we light that joint George? How you doing bud?
Good to see you bro What up George? Oh, I got
to show you look like I said see this new lump.
Oh, what's up with that lump? That's my cancer
coming back is it well cuz also I got the psoriasis
too, so that's usually the sign Looks like you
fell down and hit your elbow. No, it's been there
too long. That's a lump I don't know. It got
tested first. What the fuck is that Larry? Holy
shit, show that to the camera. Nice. What the
shit? How much was that bad, boy? It came to
this? No, man, George made this. This thing was
ginormous when... Show the... Yeah, show the...
Nice. And why are you passing out a rotation?
Wow. Come on. Shit, man. It's George's joints.
I thought I'd hand it to him. All right. That
thing is a freaking... How much was this, George?
That thing is a negro toe. How much weed was
it? Oh, man, I have no idea. I tried to put half
of it in there. Oh, yeah. You just brought this
cold to fill it yourself. Absolutely. I filled
it with the blood that I did. Oh, nice. Outside?
Yeah, last summer. How'd it go? In the summer
we just had, the summer before. You're on camera
so we can talk about this. Yeah, you're not on
camera. Tastes good, dude. How good was it? It's
pretty good. That's pretty grody. This thing,
this thing hits like a chimney. You gotta hit
it easy so it's okay. It's a bunch of retards,
that's what we are. It's a real stogie, man.
It's like a cigar, man. I saw this thing and
I said, huh, man, give me that. And I went home
and I took all the, all the shakes and all the
good smoke. Yeah. And I just sat there and packed
it. Holy shit, George. The thing is fucking,
oh wow. This is probably like the fifth time
that we've lit this thing Alright, well that
was fun. Did you see the island dude? Jamaica
is fucking rude. You were right, you wouldn't
even cough. Don Anforth, what did you watch on
YouTube? I was watching Jamaica get rude last
night by the hurricane. Oh, isn't that crazy?
Did you see that thing? No, you're not. That
thing about Jamaica 2030 where they want to make
it into like a smart city. Into a what? Into
a smart city. They can't because it's all black.
George! Very good. It was a lot different. Yeah,
nobody can even see. From the time I went 30
years ago to when I just went out, it was a big
total difference, dude. You're not wrong. Let
me tell you. October 3rd, we started it. They
all got the small phones now. October 3rd. They
all got computers now. Yeah, wow. 28 days it's
been, right? 27 days. And they need it bad. That
whole island needs that automation. But George,
you're not wrong what you just said. Because
it was cool. I thought you could make a couple
packs. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never been there.
It was excellent. It was the best snorkeling
in the world. Did you go to Seven Mile Island?
Seven Mile Beach? Yeah, I was there. It's gone
now. The White Beach. It's gone. It's gone. Been
to Hurricane? But before the hurricane, it's
been gone before that. It's been gone for years.
What do you mean, it's gone? It's gone. Yeah,
it's gone. It's gone. How could the beach be
gone? The beach is gone. There's 200 yards of
beach before the ocean. It's gone now. He's gonna...
The kids don't want to ring a doorbell? Like
in legends, when you used to be able to go off
the patio and walk through the water. There's
no more sand to walk through the water. The water
comes right to the edge of the deck now. Donnie
and Forrest. This is how tight -knit of a community
we live in. But now, they open the door, all
the weed smoke goes right outside towards all
the kids and the parents. I like that baseball
coming out of your head, kid. What was it, like
I got hit in the head with the ball? That's pretty
funny, actually. Where'd you leave your mic,
up there? Right here, I left it. Oh. So that's
funny, because the trick -or -treaters know George.
Dude, that thing racked in my lungs. And this
guy... Well, you gotta take it easy, man. Yeah,
but I don't... What'd you do there? You're just
going to sit there and just rip on that thing,
aren't you? Yeah, now you're going to get sickle
cell. I'm fucking high, man. Mm -hmm. Now you
got another excuse. Here's another excuse. What's
that? This is the next excuse. For getting high?
For him nodding out. This is a joint for George.
That's a joint, dude. You're the only one saying
I'm nodding out. OK. I'm at 11. What are you
at? I've knotted out 11 times. You've knotted
out 11 times. No, I've knotted out 11 times.
Please. Is that what he just... Did you say,
I've knotted out 11 times? Yeah, I'm playing
the Democrat on you. I've knotted out at the
table, though. I'm the most sober one here. I've
knotted out at the table, dude, for two ladies.
So, what's funny? I'm gonna tell you right now.
That's the second kid that was ready to walk
into my house. I think he's a wire. Wearing a
wire. You know what, George? It was, uh, those,
that kid got excited because you were in here
and they wanted to walk in. But there was some
other kid that... When I opened the door, he
just walked in, and the parents are like, hey,
what are you doing? I'm like, hey, kid, what
are you doing? You just grab the kid and lock
the door. You throw the candy, they all look
at the candy. This is where I get my new family,
it's Halloween. Telly Savalas. Well, I almost
got hit. Looking at some giant along the way.
Oh, I'm fine right now, man. Come on, Larry.
What time are we at? We're at 56 minutes or something
like that. Let's close it out and then you can
smoke more weed, okay? So you're not distracted
rolling a joint. You can wait five minutes. Okay.
Thank you, Larry. Look at that. Larry and I compromised.
Don Danforth just nodded. I did not out! No,
this is the microphone. You don't even want me
to talk! I thought it was the tin drum thing.
Oh yeah, now I do. This is the fuzzy tap, so
you know. It'll hopefully be more quiet as we
handle it. These nephilim giant clowns. Have
you seen the clowns? Nephilim giant clowns. All
right. Have you seen those things? No, I have
not. Oh, yeah, the one down the street. It's
a skeleton. But it's more than that one. No,
no, no. It's Pennywise looking out from under
the garage door and says, I see you. Right next
to the Piper. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Wait a second.
What is this now? Mr. A's. Mr. A's. What is this
now? Okay, it looks like the garage door is like...
Oh, the guy's house with the boat. Yes, they
put him up from the houses now. Right next door
to Mr. A's. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the guy with the
boat and shit. It looks like the garage door
is halfway open and Pennywise is looking out
from underneath. I mean, do you want that kind
of satanic symbolism? Right. In my neighborhood,
the guy would need to have three, four of them
in his yard. There's three or four of them in
his yard? Yes, he's giant fucking Nephilim clowns
all over the sidewalk. It's crazy. You should
talk to Ed Van Norris. Chunky Nephilim clown.
Every time I see those things, it freaks me out.
What was it you said they wanted to do with Jamaica?
Turn it into a smart city, remember? It's impossible.
Yeah, I know, it's impossible, but you got it.
It's the Virgin Islands, and you get the British
Virgin Islands there at the same time. Another
pedophile island? Ah, you know what? Jamaica,
I was there, and it was illegal for it to be
a homosexual. Yeah, yeah. They don't like gays
at all. We didn't say child love, though. Huh?
Pedophilia, we're talking about, not homosexuality.
Well, if you're... If you live on an island,
they're easier to traffic, you know, you know.
They're eating them. Ah, that also, too, Canada,
you know what I mean? Nucker Island. Fucking,
uh, what do you call it? Where's the... George
Bush owns that? Where the Bush family owns that
one? It'd still be lit another time. Yeah, they
don't like it. No, no, no. Not now. Jesus, man.
You are big. You just can't stop, can you, Don
Anforge? That'd probably be a wicked dupe. Wicked
dupe. We'll save it in this cone still. I paid
a left nut for the cone. You paid a left nut
for the cone. You only got one nut left, George.
What are you gonna do with the other one? That's
brought a big price to pay for one cone. How
much was it called, can I ask? One nut! He just
told you. Six or seven bucks? That's not bad
at all. It had more than one cone in there, right?
No, that was it. Okay, listen. I got one like
this. I love how you're interviewing him. He
doesn't remember, but we bought it a long time
ago. It's a cone like this, a giant cone. And
then inside of it is other giant cones, but they
get progressively smaller. I remember, I remember
that. Yeah, yeah, I remember. And it might even
be a little bigger than this thing. It's like
a Russian doll, a fucking... I'm gonna find it.
Yeah, the nesting dolls. Yeah, the nesting dolls.
Awesome, George. I'm gonna get some nests. I
have some nesting dolls here. You gotta put them
right in your ass, nesting dolls. They're pretty
cool. They're actually from Russia, I believe.
Right. Oh, I know the one you're talking about.
They're not supposed to be from Russia. They
better be. Yeah. Somewhere like that. One place
makes a lot of them. Just like the little wooden
soldiers. Yeah, like it's like when you go to
Mexico and the souvenir you bring home for your
nieces and nephews is like maracas and shit.
Right. They sell maracas. My grandma brought
me maracas from Mexico. I had a sombrero and
a switchblade. Me too, George. Back then, you
could come with a switchblade over. My grandma
was a little tiny fat woman. No one was checking
her for nothing. She's probably bringing all
the drugs and shit. Well, she was into pills
back then. Hell yeah. She was an old pill lady.
Right, they were all into pills. Those chicks,
back then those broads knew how to party. And
they were housewives and they kept some of them.
They were getting drugs. They were doing their
job out and about and feeling good doing it.
And all of them were hooked on pills. All of
them. The doctor prescribed, hey, take some of
these in the mid -afternoon. They'll feel great.
By the time your husband comes home, he'll rip
his eyes out. He won't hate them no more. Exactly.
That's how they infiltrate them, though, with
the women, too. Well, that's the thing, man.
They want to infiltrate you, and drugs is a very
good way to do it because, you know, you get
a fucking... You get a rewarding feeling off
of it, even though it's a false reward. Well,
master your real feelings. And then they can
arrest you and fine you and charge you and then
blame all the world problems on it. For what?
Arrest you for what? For having the drugs, being
too close to school. No, dude, they're not fucking
dope addicts on the street. He's 98 yards by
himself. No, but I'm saying that they set up
the whole system so that they have these drugs
now that are hooked on them. So we're fat and
lazy. But plus when we're caught with them, we
get fined and paid. You know what I mean? Oh,
you did it. They got it, so they trap you in
every aspect of life. You're trapped in every
aspect of life. Well, they create a solution,
but they create a problem for the solution. You
know, if you have ADHD, here's a pill to help
you with that. You can't get your dick hard.
Here's a pill for that. Your asshole's bleeding
well. What are you doing, faggot? Your asshole's
bleeding. What are you doing, you faggot? Here's
some PrEP so you don't get AIDS. And they keep
us going on this ever -ending cycle of... Remember
when we were little kids, how rare it was to
see a fat lady? Yeah. Remember you'd see fat
people when we were little? My mom would tell
me... It was rare. You'd look at it, you'd stare
at it. Yeah, not when my mom was... When we were
little boys, my mom would tell us now, if we
see a fat lady at the store... Don't make fun
of the fat people, yeah. Right, don't make fun
of her, don't stare, don't laugh. And what did
you do? stared at her and laughed. No, we were
good, we were pretty good. Some people did though,
I've seen people do it, you know. Cause it was
very rare. The world's fattest men, you look
them up at the Gittsburg World Records. And he's
not even that fat anymore. I mean, that was it,
you had to look them up at a book when we were
kids. Right, you just look on the street and
find any fat ass kids. I had a book at my...
No one can see you. Nobody can see you. I got
a book at my dad's house. It's a 1964 yearbook,
encyclopedia, some or other. And in it, it has
the urban Negro. It's got a little black kid
standing in front of broken down buildings and
shit. But 1964. Nice. Yeah, I mean. Propaganda
machine. That was after the Civil Rights. That
was after the Civil Rights. Yeah, but no, Vietnam's
going to be burned, probably. Nah, maybe. Well,
no, but Vietnam's going up. You're probably right.
Gattos are getting bad. New York City. Dude,
remember when New York City would have over 800
murders a year? No, but the Chinese were doing
fine until they started getting these handouts.
Dude, they had over hundreds of murders a year
in New York City. Oh, yeah. And now they're way
less than Chicago. And we're fucking... What?
But we're less. The population is way less. It's
crazy. You really think this guy's gonna get
it? New York? Who? The communist? Oh, Mamdami,
yeah. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami.
Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami.
Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. He wants to tax only
the rich white neighborhoods. This is what they
get. You vote, you get what you, you know what
I mean? Yeah. You reap what you sow. He claims
to be African. He's going to be fucked. Well,
he's, well, he's born in Africa. So he's like
an anchor baby probably for his parents from
wherever the fuck they're from. He's rich. He's
super rich. They're both, they're both like college,
yeah, foreigners, but college professors. He
looks more like a... A fucking Arab. He's a Muslim
Arab. He is an Arab. He is. But he claims...
I just said a Muslim terrorist. He doesn't wear
the suit he used to wear. He's a Muslim terrorist.
Fucking communist. And he's gonna win the mayoral
race. I hope not. Do you know who I'm talking
about? You want to know why he's going to win,
George? What? You want to know why he's going
to win? No, I don't think he's going to. No,
but you want to know why he's going to. Because
we need the Civil War. Because we've never, ever
seen communism or any of this type of stuff,
like state -run grocery stores and all this other
bullshit. And we're going to. Running out of
the other parts of the city. Oh, but we have.
Look at all democratic -run cities. And I'm not
being stupid. I hate politics. I don't like saying
it, but it's like... Fucking communism doesn't
work. Look at all these countries that are doing
it. Exactly. But they're all puppet countries.
Everything is fake and gay. Everything is a lie.
Chicago. We're stuck in a power line. It was
better when I was a kid, didn't know all the
truth. Me too, man. When I was blind to everything.
Oh yeah, when you were a sheep? And you didn't
wake up a little bit, because now once you wake
up, you can't go back. Not even a sheep, just
unaware completely, because you were so young
that you didn't fucking care. You didn't even
know it existed. But once you realize what exists,
everything loses perspective. You're never gonna...
What you thought was real back then, George...
Wasn't even real to be happy. You just weren't
awake to see it. You know what I mean? So like
this bullshit's been going on and on and on.
And all of a sudden we wake up one day and we're
like, oh, now we got to go to work and we got
to do what the government says. We got to tax
this. We got to do this. I'm in jail. What? Yeah.
What the fuck? It's like, why the fuck? Why do
we have to make police cars undercover? Don't
they work for us? Nope. They work against us.
You know, it's crazy. Around here, we got the
cop cars. They have black with black writing.
It's like shiny black car with matte black writing.
Right. You know, in Europe, the cars are like
bright pink or they would be like, yeah, they
look like your shirts and needles you got to
wear at the, you know, green and yellow. It looked
like a highlighter pens. Everything was high
visibility on the cops. This is the cops. And
it made people fucking chill out. It wasn't like
they were hiding trying to just get a ticket
out of you. It was like they were really, really
visible. I go past the cop truck back in over
by the VFW. And he had the black on the side.
I was looking at it and I thought, I better not
stare at him. It's fucking sneaky. He could come
pull me over and ask me, why were you looking
at me? Well, why are we letting them hide? You
look like a fucking criminal to me, man. What
are you looking at me for? Well, gee, because
you have a car, a cop car with black, with black
writing, and it looks like a regular car. But
you know what that's for, Larry? Well, no. You
know what that's for? So they look normal, so
you speed past them, they can bust you. Or you
break the law. Well, he was right down the street
from that little, uh... The whatchamacallit over
there that little mini brewery microbrewery.
Drunk to pull out, yeah. Can you walk a straight
line, sir? Behind the VFW, I know what you're
talking about now. I didn't just see you pull
out of a bar or anything. Nope, I didn't see
that. Nope. No idea where you're coming from,
I'm sure. How many times? How many accidents
have you been in, Mark, where you just fled the
scene before the cops got there because you didn't
want to fucking deal with the cops? Oh, every
accident that's happened. How many in the last
year? Every accident I've been in. Hey, what
are you, a fucking cop trying to implicate him?
Don't answer that, Donnie. Down here for, as
your public, what were you? It's actually not
me, it's one of your other peers. Yeah, there
was no, it wasn't me, it wasn't him, it was someone
else. Do you think we really need the police
here for this? Well, here's the deal. Everyone
else always says no. You don't have your SUV
anymore? Yeah, I got it. It's getting fixed.
It really is, George. He hit somebody, sideswiped
somebody, all high on dope. So, you know, and
then it's always some lady, and I can imagine
the husband going, oh, you got into another fucking
accident, but she gets home and the cops and
all that. So at least she can go home and say,
the cops didn't get involved. So at least she
has that working for her. So that's how Mark
gets away with it. Because, you know, he doesn't
want them going through his car and finding all
the dope and everything. Well, it's a giant waste
of time, too, the police report, you know. Somebody
gets hurt if something's hurt. You have to have
some yeah, but in Illinois you can just exchange
fucking yes information and exactly exactly which
is all right though because you know what your
Chances of a few bad airbags if you went off
though. No, but if you know everybody yeah, so
Somebody in the city getting shot are very high
Exactly, right if the airbags you off you can't
drive the car of the airbags go up. That's an
accident Yeah, it's over 30 my 25 30 miles an
hour Alright, something like that. Alright, we're
talking about airbags now. Alright, everybody.
Alright, thank you. Thanks for tuning in to our
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one? Peace. Right now I do, yeah, the Toyota
Cambry, my rental. Is it gonna be charged enough
for... No, it's a hybrid. Fuck. It only works
on electric when it works on electric, but when
it's running, it's... What the fuck?