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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles

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show. I'm Larry. I'm Needles. Oh, shite's hurt.

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It's Don and Fork. Don and Fork. Here's a little

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bit of Mike Einstein. Very, very good. For our

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Halloween spooktacular. What is this, yours?

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Yeah, that one's mine, thank you. Ham's beer

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refresher. One of these is yours, Larry? Ham's.

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Oh. Are you really gonna get on your phone right

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now, Don and Fork, in this hallway? I wanted

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to show you those things I was saying. Yeah,

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no, we're not gonna look at them now. Danny Anforth

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dressed up like a homeless junkie today. His

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regular uniform. You know what I mean? Wearing

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it proudly. It was amazing. I've already gotten

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two free cups of coffee, a breakfast sandwich,

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and a couple of bucks. And then someone gave

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you a quick tug -off and you're trying to wrap.

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That's every day, though, but here's the thing.

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It was a beautiful costume because he didn't

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have to buy anything. All his clothes already

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looked like a homeless bum. One day, when I cashed

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my clarinet in for money, I paid, I got my clarinet

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back, and I sat up under the... Congress tunnel

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I was walking home at the downtown. Do you still

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have the clarinet? Do you still play the clarinet?

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You eventually didn't get it back. He plays the

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sax. Just the sax now, Larry. But I was set up

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there and I was just blowing my little riffs

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that I know of. What was his name? Riffs? Blowing

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little riffs. Yeah, you know little riffs. Big

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Riffs was still in county. Sounds like this was

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on Epstein's Island. People put money in my thing.

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And what'd you have, a can? A case. I have money

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in my case. Oh, your clarinet case? Oh, my God.

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It just goes to show you some people just want,

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they don't know music. They have no idea, right?

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They just pay. What kind of music are you playing,

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scat? My little riffs, you know? Bullshit. This

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is what you were playing. It sounded like, you

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know, rare, you know, a clarinet. Next episode,

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he's going to open with the clarinet. That's

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going to be our intro song. I know Larry has

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one. Oh, yeah, he does You could suck on that.

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Well, me and Ampworth, wait, listen to this,

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man. We used to have things. We'd come up with

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pieces and we would play in harmony and we'd

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play different notes at the same time. Yeah.

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I wrote this primitive fucking style of music

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that Mark would be able to read without actually

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learning how to read music. I made like a caveman

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style. Yeah. We wrote out the songs on paper

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all coked up one night at Mary's house. I mean,

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you have to add that, but okay. And we actually

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had some pretty good fucking things where people

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were like, Wow, that sounds good. It sounded

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like we had classical compositions or something.

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All right, and just to let you know, we are holding

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our lavalier mics, which are technically supposed

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to be fixated to your neck. Clip -on. Right.

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But because Donnie Enforth is going to knot out

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a hundred times during this episode, we have

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to let him hold it. You're doing fine. Huh? Oh,

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you're doing fine? Yeah. Okay, cool. I should

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do a knot -out counter. No, no, no. I will get

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a piece of paper. We don't need it, I mean. It'll

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be fine, but that's fine. You don't have to go.

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You don't have to write it down on paper, I think.

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I don't want you to be distracted. I'm not trying

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not to do any more tonight and just go to bed

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and wake up horrible, but try my methadone tomorrow

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morning. Man, I really, you know what? See how

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long that works, if it lasts, you know? Yeah,

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I mean, you really sound really confident there.

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Well, it won't last all day, it might. You know,

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as soon as, that's all I do, and then I just

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wait, and eventually it sticks, you know? No,

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it doesn't. What happened last time you waited?

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It didn't stick. No, I've done this before. I

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know, but you just did it last week. Look, you

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nodded out. There's one. No, there's not. There's

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one, Larry. It was pretty sick last week. Because

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I overdid the methadone. I was taking hundreds

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of milligrams. Hundreds of milligrams? Not at

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one time. Yes, I had it all saved up. Oh my god,

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you're like the hoarder of government dope. I

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would take like 190 milligram bottles. Why would

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you do that? I know. What do you mean, you know?

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Yeah, let me not out really quick. Right, so

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that's the problem with your hard time. With

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what? I gotta let someone's methadone burn off

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first. Yeah, but you're still getting, oh my

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god. Are we really gonna go into this every time

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he gets on the show? I know we point this out,

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but Do we need to go get the helmet? Yeah, get

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the helmet. My glasses broke again. Well, wait

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a second, wait a second, okay. Sitting like this

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on the chair. Yeah. Right on the edge, you know.

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Oh, Larry just did the same thing. I broke my

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glasses too. And yeah, it fell right off the

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side of my head, right? Right where the glasses

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are. I didn't do that. You're right here, right

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where the glasses are. Yeah, I know where the

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connection is. Boom, yeah. And they just popped.

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And they just blew up? And then what? You couldn't

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see for a minute? I got a guarantee, a warranty.

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I had an extra pair. I just need to put the lens

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in. I couldn't get the lens in. I didn't drive

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the lens crafters. You are just a conundrum wrapped

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up in an enigma. So then as long as I was at

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the lens crafters, I ordered another pair of

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glasses as well. Yeah, you probably could. You're

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probably sure because you're gonna keep on getting

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high and smacking your head. I mean, maybe you

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should move the spot when you're sitting. That

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would probably be good, right? I mean, if you're

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gonna be swinging and swaying the Jim Croce,

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you should probably move whatever you're gonna

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hit your head on. But what do I know? You know

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what I mean? Like, I'm not a doctor. Look at

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him, look at this guy. I'm not. Yeah, I'm not.

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I didn't say anything. I saw this horrible thing

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about the Illuminati last night, man. Oh, yeah?

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It was really good. You're gonna tell me that,

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I mean, how many times have those words been

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said in the same sentence? Horrible Illuminati.

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It was really good. I mean, come on, that's probably

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a billion times. What was it about, Don Anfort?

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The one thing, the guy, Weishaupt, the founder.

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Okay. In the very beginning of the creation,

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he said, and if we get caught, we will just pretend

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to disband and start up again with a different

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name. That's how it goes, he goes, this won't

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continue this until we... reach their great work,

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which is turning communism, everything communism.

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I don't believe that. Communism is their great

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work. I don't think that communism was their

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main goal. Yes, it's their main goal. They want

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everyone to be communist. They want one world

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government, one world religion. That's why I

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agree with you with the one world government

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and they want to govern over us like we're just

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serfs and peasants. Okay? We're lucky, we're

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not gonna get 40 acres and a mule, I'll tell

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you that right now. No, we're not. We're very

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lucky if we're gonna get a tenth of that. It'd

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be like a tiny studio in a little fucking steel

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building somewhere. Yeah, living in a 15 minute

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city. Oh, look at this, we converted this mall

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into apartments. You fucking idiots left the

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door open, man. The cat was halfway out the fucking

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screen just now. He came in after I did. Mark.

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I didn't come in after I did. Yeah, that's you.

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I know, I'm sorry, I probably didn't... Harmony

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gets out through the fucking screen, man. Yeah,

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because you're a bad dad and you didn't fucking

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fix the screen. It's been, like, what, six months,

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dude? All right, so if you know an Asian guy

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that wants to buy that cat, we'll sell it for

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$1 ,000. It's delicious, my cat. That's the cat's

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name, delicious. Yeah. She's eating barbecue.

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but i got a big enough hole in my screen where

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my cat could get out and these fucking idiots

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oh wait what are the idiots because there's a

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hole in your screen door open and she gets right

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outside man if something's broken what do you

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do you fuck it fix it so the cat don't get out

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you know what you do though Instead, you're going

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to blame your friend here until it's a fix. 6

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,000 milligrams of methadone. He doesn't even

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know what planet he's on. And you're like, close

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the door. This fucking guy's seeing in cartoon

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right now. He can't even keep his head up. Look

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at him. I'm not fine. I'm not fine. I'm so fine.

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I'm not fine. That right there is a Freudian

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slip, fellas. Even though Freud is a complete...

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You know, the sad part is that... Freud was a

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co -cat in a fucking... I can barely sniff anyways.

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Yeah, because you want to know why? Because you're

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putting some weird street drug up your nose.

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No, it was like before that. No, it was right

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there. Before I did drugs, it was fine. No, it

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wasn't. You know what's funny? Mark called me

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earlier and he couldn't find his bottom teeth.

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Oh, man, I don't know if that's funny. That's

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pretty funny. I found them in the bathroom drawer.

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I don't know what they were doing there again,

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but I'm glad I found them there. Dude, imagine

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getting all high and taking your teeth out and

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losing them. Yeah, I know. Here's the best part.

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That's the funniest thing that's happened. The

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best part is he knew where the top part was,

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but he didn't know where the bottom part was.

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Why don't you keep them together? Exactly. You

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should Velcro them together. Yeah. Put them in

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a bag. Yeah. What do you mean, yeah? You're just

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leaving them in a drawer. And these people listening

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is why you should take care of your teeth. Come

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here. Because you're going to lose them. Oh,

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my Lord. What do you mean? This is harmony. All

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right, dude. She's got two different color eyes.

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Yeah, because one's bad. She's got a bad eye.

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Yeah, she got a bad eye. All right. But she's

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sweet. Huh? We love this cat. All right, so I'm

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going to give you a scenario. OK. And I want

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you guys to comment on it. All right. What you

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would do, all right? So you know, you and your

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boy are hanging out, all right? And you're just

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total, and you're just illegal aliens. And, you

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know, you're in Germany, and, you know, you're

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getting all fucked up and shit, and then your

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boy just pushes you out of a window. Oh, man.

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Yeah, I mean, that's pretty horrible, right?

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Yeah. How many stories high up are you out of

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this window? Huh? How many stories up? I don't

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think it's fucked up. I think it was second floor.

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Oh! Does he get it or no? Oh, you said it. But,

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uh... He's got to be... Don't be pressing the

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buttons, man. Yeah, don't fuck with that. All

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right, so he pushes you out of the window and

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you know He comes to your aid and guess how he

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comes to your aid. How he rapes you Wow, I'm

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glad he's helping. I mean, this is a real story

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out of Germany. Really? Yes Wow, so what would

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you do in that situation? Well, was the guy healthy

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enough to be getting raped? Well, it sounds like

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it cuz the guy raped him on the ground floor,

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never go above the second floor. No escalator

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rides in Germany. That's a little bit too late

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to tell this guy. That's what Mark does when

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he goes on vacation, went to the gay German.

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No, no upstairs. He's like that apartment right

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there. First floor only. First floor only. Because

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they won't be as bad when you fall out the window.

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I mean, is this guy a good friend or not? I saw

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Guam. He's not a very good friend. You don't

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think so? No. Why is that? Well, why did he push

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him out the window? I mean, it sounds like they

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were having a lover's quarrel. How far down did

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he fall? I think it was the second story. Damn.

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So it was probably painful. Oh, yes. You're about

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20 -something foot up. Maybe less than that.

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15. It might have been a little bit higher. But

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I just don't look into the details of... Well,

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you know, if you're landing on a sidewalk from,

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you know, 20, 25 feet, it's fucking bad. Yeah,

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but this is Germany, though, so... All I know

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is the guy pushes him out. So then, I mean, is

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this guy a good friend or not? Well, did the

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guy like getting raped? I don't know. I mean,

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I didn't really ask him. But, I mean, he complained

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about it to the cops. He sounds like a terrible

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fucking friend. Yeah, the guy who got raped.

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Yes, he totally does. So what are you trying

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to tell me, is the gentleman... Oh boy, he just

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woke up. He's trying to tell me the gentleman

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that fell off the rooftop bar was not a bouncer?

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What that's hilarious, oh Jesus it was so bad.

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It took me a second to get it He was not a bouncer

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instead of dad jokes, it's Donnie and forth smacked

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jokes, so listen. Yeah, anything they wouldn't

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do things smacking I would say both of them are

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bad friends, but especially the guy that did

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the pushing and the raping. Honestly, right.

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What kind of friend is that? But I mean, what

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if he fell with his ass up in the air? Well...

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It's convenient. So there's just an ass up in

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a sidewalk and you're gonna rape it? Well, if

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it's your friend that you just pushed out of

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the window. I mean, technically you're responsible

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for him after you push him out the window, right?

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To rape him? Well, just for your responsible

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period. Yeah, you know, to call the police, to

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call an ambulance. Right. You want to comfort

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them. After your first phone call, what's the

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first thing you did, sir? Well, I raped him,

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according to the manual. Well, you just don't

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say that. First I raped him, then I called the

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ambulance. I mean, you just don't scream that

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out loud. Well, it sounds like Germany, for sure.

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Yeah, it is, but Don Antwold, he's the worst,

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he's the worst perpetrator. You're like, yeah,

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I raped him. You don't want to tell him. He just

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sees a cop. You raped him after I pushed him

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out the window. Yeah, I mean look at you. You're

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already caught now. You should be like, he fell

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out and when I went to go help him, I fell and

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slipped into his butthole. A hundred times. I

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saw this cool film about Guam today. Yeah, how

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was that? What about Guam? Guam's pretty cool.

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I wouldn't mind going there. They speak English.

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All right, well that's good. It's like pretty

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much Americanized completely there. It's a lot

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of Filipinos there. As soon as they saw you,

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they'd say this guy's looking for drugs. This

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guy's dope sick. They speak English. Yeah, it's

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great. Not a lot of mountains there. There's

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not mountainous at all. So you can walk and walk

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and walk. I'll tell you, there's probably not

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a lot of other things there, too, if you know

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what I mean. I'm sure it's pretty American. You

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could probably get yourself a 14 -year -old bride

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there. 14 -year -old? I don't know, Guam? How

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much worse is Guam, even? What is it? You said

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the Pacific Islands is closer to the Philippines

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than pretty much anywhere else. Yeah, child traffic

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hearings. I thought it was... Oh, is that what

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it is? Yeah, that's all it is. Those islands

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down there, they run amok with whatever they

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do. Fucking perverts, man. Yeah, well, where

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do you get cats? We get dead cats with all these

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perverts down there. They're islands. Are you

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saying Pacific? Where's Pacific? Pacific Ocean?

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Yeah, where is it in the Pacific? Like Japan.

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Oh, it's by Japan? Yeah. Interesting. In Korea.

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Okay. You know how freaky those people are. Yeah.

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Well, you know, that's the... Well, otherwise,

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just like the U .S. They got, like, a little

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barbeque headthorst. Otherwise, it's just like

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the U .S., other than all that other stuff. Minus

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the child trafficking. Actually, yeah, I was

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gonna say, no. It is just like the U .S. Right.

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Except there's not a lot of minorities there,

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probably. Do they use U .S. dollars? Yeah. They

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do? Wow, interesting. Yes. Right, that's how

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you get through You know what I mean? Like you

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can have a child trafficking ring in Puerto Rico.

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When they're born here, they automatically get

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citizenship. Right. So I'm sure there's a lot

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of baby farms there. Man, you really look bummy

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with that fucking shaggy ass beard. Did I just

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say that? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Between the knitted

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bucket hat, the nodding out, and the beard. Yeah,

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it's amazing. You look like a junkie. Yeah. I

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don't know how you got it on. It's amazing. Yeah,

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okay. They're up to eight nods already. It's

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fine. The best thing is you think you realize

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it. I don't know. Give me an espresso. Espresso,

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you bum. Jesus, man. How about that dude in Massachusetts?

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Was it Massachusetts later? The guy that was...

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Yeah, that's fine. The dude that was sending

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the cocaine? Oh my gosh, the guy said 42 fucking

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pounds. Wait, was it governor or something? No,

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the governor's office. Top aide. Top aide. This

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is a great story. I mean, it really is. It was

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like 48 pounds or something like that. Yeah.

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Okay. Yeah. Address to the guy's name. He was

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receiving it there, I guess. Yeah. Well, I mean,

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he was getting more. Here we go. So this is actually

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crazy. Massachusetts governor, Maura Healy's

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top aide. caught trafficking 46 plus pounds of

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cocaine into the Massachusetts State Office building.

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Right. Isn't that insane? It is. In the building,

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man. Were they all crazy? Plus fucking kilos.

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If the whole office was consuming this cocaine

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or he was just getting it there. It was addressed

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to him. Well, he was either getting it for someone

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or selling it or something, man. 46 pounds is

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more than personal use. It's a lot of pain. Well,

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here we go. We got some trick -or -treaters.

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No What are they Larry what costumes they have

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on What kind of costumes Larry I almost got hit

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by somebody actually you could probably go. This

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is the best time to go as a bomb because he's

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got he's all dressed yeah it's halloween and

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shit Who got that costume? Winnie the Pooh? I

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don't have it. Yeah, you said Winnie the Pooh

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costume. We should make Don Anforth wear blackface,

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right? Anforth had this fucking Winnie the Pooh

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costume that was like if you were gonna work

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at a theme park. You couldn't see his face or

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anything. It was like, you're looking at him.

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It looks like you're ready to greet kids at a

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theme park. Big, huge body. All of it was like

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solidly stuffed. You're a furry. Yeah, he was

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a furry before there was furries. Speaking of

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the mic, sir. Where's your mic, Donnie, on fourth?

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Right there. Well, pick it up. You have to hold...

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Jesus, man. You won't be able to... You won't

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be able to hear. Hold on, Larry. It had assholes,

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I think. Didn't it? No, it didn't. It didn't

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have holes in it for penetration or stuff? Yeah,

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it had penetration holes in the ass section.

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Didn't it? Larry. What we had was, um... Yeah?

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Stop it. Stop watching me nod out. For Halloween

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I had a big costume. Good joke. Happy not a ween.

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That's gonna be the title of the episode. Oh,

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by the way, I want to say this is probably gonna

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release this tomorrow Monday. Yeah, I want to

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say Monday today is a grants birthday. Happy

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birthday grant shout out grant big four or five

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Probably not a listener, but he might be taking

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as well here Don't answer that but you pack a

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new one, bro Happy birthday grant November 3rd

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here, today. Even though it's Halloween, as you

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can see from the trick -or -treaters coming to

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the fucking door. It's not like it used to be

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trick -or -treaters, huh? Well, no. It used to

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get way more. Way more. Yeah, because you know

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what they've done? The average age of house ownership

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is fucking up a lot. People aren't able to afford

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to have kids in these neighborhoods anymore.

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If you look around the block around here, besides

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the mud shark over here, and the illegals down

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the street. Right. Everybody's that's pretty

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much it. There's not a lot of kids in the store,

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but that's, you know, there's nobody. It's all

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older people that live around here. But literally

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on the less than a mile away, Larry has section

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eight housing that borders. It borders chaos.

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Yeah. Here's the thing, though. All these kids

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were dressed up. The only one I only recognize

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one. Not on this batch. This batch of kids, it

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was five fucking kids or something. And I didn't

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recognize one costume, although they were all

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dressed up as some weird thing. What do you mean,

00:20:25.130 --> 00:20:26.829
like weird thing? Like that picture I sent to

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the... Well, no, some real extravagant costume.

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Like homemade who they were. Yeah, it looks like

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they were homemade costumes. But I didn't know

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who the hell they were. Face to it. There you

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go, see? Yeah, there we go. We can always just

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do that. Yeah. You're gonna need the ashtray.

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Mm -hmm. Okay. Man, everything is such a problem.

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You know I gotta do it. There you go. There's

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weed right in front of you. Right there on the

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tray. Donnie and Forrest. He's got a joint, ladies

00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:02.940
and gentlemen. Uh -huh. It better not be laced

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with anything. Don't poke yourself with a needle.

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Yeah. That's the only thing he doesn't do. You

00:21:06.779 --> 00:21:08.799
gotta ask yourself, is there anything sharp in

00:21:08.799 --> 00:21:10.920
these pockets I'm gonna poke myself with? If

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you do like Stevie Nicks, you put it in your

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bum. No. Well, that's what he's got to do because

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of his nose. No, I sniff it still. He's like,

00:21:17.440 --> 00:21:19.779
yeah, I put it in my bum. I put it on my dildo.

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No, seriously, I only really do it a little bit,

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man. I'm really trying to quit. Yeah, OK. Well,

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I mean, listen. How long has this been going

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on since the Larian? A couple of months. Not

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a couple of months. When we first started doing

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the Larian Needle Show, we literally had to set

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a microphone at floor level. The car jackie.

00:21:41.220 --> 00:21:46.039
When I got car jacks. Your fake car jack. That's

00:21:46.039 --> 00:21:48.799
pretty much a cigarette ejector. Why do you have

00:21:48.799 --> 00:21:53.400
a cigarette in between? Man, you really are a

00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:56.650
freaking hobo. You know that? Something else

00:21:56.650 --> 00:21:58.950
in there blocking it from going down to another

00:21:58.950 --> 00:22:02.309
joint. A joint in a cigarette, and what is that,

00:22:02.390 --> 00:22:04.910
a cigar tube? Or is that your fucking package

00:22:04.910 --> 00:22:06.490
down there? That's how he gives himself dope,

00:22:06.609 --> 00:22:10.750
puts it right in his ass. His delivery method.

00:22:12.089 --> 00:22:16.950
He's like NASA. And actually, this isn't a fake

00:22:16.950 --> 00:22:18.390
moon landing. You'd probably get higher that

00:22:18.390 --> 00:22:21.170
way if you do it that way. What's that? If you

00:22:21.170 --> 00:22:23.549
put it in your ass. I hear that. It's gotta get

00:22:23.549 --> 00:22:29.140
up past the... You can use a stick. I'll let

00:22:29.140 --> 00:22:33.099
you have this chopstick one time. The colon.

00:22:33.220 --> 00:22:35.500
You gotta get up into the colon. Yeah, you perforate

00:22:35.500 --> 00:22:38.099
your colon. What did Stevie Nicks do? What's

00:22:38.099 --> 00:22:39.960
that? I don't know. Never mind. I don't know.

00:22:40.039 --> 00:22:41.880
She probably get on all fours with it on her

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back or who knows at that point in time. Someone

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blew it up there with like a fucking toilet paper

00:22:46.740 --> 00:22:48.980
tube or something. No, probably just a turkey

00:22:48.980 --> 00:22:52.019
baster. Hey, what about me, dude? I'm sorry.

00:22:52.180 --> 00:22:54.920
Wait a minute. What the hell, man? What the fuck?

00:22:55.059 --> 00:22:58.019
You're so high you forgot about me. Yeah. Jesus.

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Look at him. He's donezo now. He's not even holding

00:23:01.359 --> 00:23:04.640
the mic. He's completely giving up. Yeah, I know.

00:23:04.859 --> 00:23:06.900
Did you see? So... We might as well just clip

00:23:06.900 --> 00:23:10.380
this fucker on him because... Brian Setser never

00:23:10.380 --> 00:23:13.859
restarted? Yeah, right here. Rescheduled? What's

00:23:13.859 --> 00:23:17.099
that? He never rescheduled, huh? Who? Setser?

00:23:17.440 --> 00:23:21.089
Yeah, do you know? Who's... Brian's sister. Oh,

00:23:21.150 --> 00:23:25.390
no. We canceled the entire tour. Oh, wow. I had

00:23:25.390 --> 00:23:28.410
tickets to go see the Stray Cats last Sunday,

00:23:28.450 --> 00:23:30.930
people, and I was real excited to go. They were

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playing at the Hard Rock Casino in Rockford.

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You know, they're on a tour right now. They were

00:23:37.829 --> 00:23:40.730
and they and he had some problems. Brian Setters

00:23:40.730 --> 00:23:46.230
ill. I'm bummed out because I was real hopped

00:23:46.230 --> 00:23:48.769
up to see them and not only that I like him and

00:23:48.769 --> 00:23:50.930
I hope I don't want him to be ill and all that

00:23:50.930 --> 00:23:53.009
stuff. He's probably really good too man. He

00:23:53.009 --> 00:23:56.170
is really good. I saw him when I was a kid and

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I saw him again when I was in my 20s. Late 60s?

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Right. He's 66. So now he's really good, I'm

00:24:02.180 --> 00:24:03.960
sure. Dude, when I saw C .C. DeVille... Yeah,

00:24:04.039 --> 00:24:06.319
but here's the thing. He's got an auto -immune.

00:24:06.339 --> 00:24:09.839
C .C. DeVille? Yeah. He was kick -ass, dude.

00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:13.200
He was fucking kick -ass. He was so good on the

00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:15.660
guitar, dude. The guitar was screaming, dude.

00:24:16.220 --> 00:24:19.380
Screaming. And he rode pub. Oh, no way. And a

00:24:19.380 --> 00:24:21.019
little amp. Like, Joe's got a little national

00:24:21.019 --> 00:24:22.740
amp like this. And he was screaming, dude. He

00:24:22.740 --> 00:24:25.839
played by himself? His band played downstairs

00:24:25.839 --> 00:24:28.950
first. I missed that. Upstairs, then he went

00:24:28.950 --> 00:24:31.089
downstairs and played with a house band. And

00:24:31.089 --> 00:24:33.690
they were just jamming. It was kick -ass, dude.

00:24:33.769 --> 00:24:35.410
I thought he was just up there by himself with

00:24:35.410 --> 00:24:38.910
an amp, just playing riffs. And then he played

00:24:38.910 --> 00:24:41.950
downstairs and they were kick -ass, dude. We'll

00:24:41.950 --> 00:24:44.630
never have music like that again. We're grown

00:24:44.630 --> 00:24:46.490
men. I couldn't believe it. Dressed like women

00:24:46.490 --> 00:24:50.950
and banged children. Yeah. What was he, in Poison?

00:24:51.170 --> 00:24:55.279
What's that? Yeah, Poison, yeah. There will never

00:24:55.279 --> 00:24:57.819
be an edge like that again, which I condone.

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Or I don't condone, I mean. Well, they've been

00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:03.839
doing that all along. I'll tell you, man. Fucking,

00:25:03.940 --> 00:25:08.259
uh, once his name Frankie Valley was fucking

00:25:08.259 --> 00:25:11.400
trying to pick up my wife when she was, like,

00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:16.759
14 years old, 13 years old, paying for her lunch,

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sending flowers and shit, and finally one of,

00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:26.759
uh... Mary's cousins, an older one, had to confront...

00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:28.660
Yeah, stop being a pedophile. ... confront Frankie

00:25:28.660 --> 00:25:32.079
and Ali, and she was like, what the fuck is wrong

00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:34.940
with you? She's a little girl, you fucking pervert,

00:25:34.960 --> 00:25:37.480
you know, and scared him away. But he didn't

00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:40.099
care. He was like, literally pursuing a little

00:25:40.099 --> 00:25:43.259
girl with... She had braces and shit. But I think...

00:25:43.259 --> 00:25:45.319
You know what I mean? I think back then... Obviously

00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:48.440
too young. But yeah, she was staying at a hotel

00:25:48.440 --> 00:25:50.920
in... But I think here, listen... Florida, where

00:25:50.920 --> 00:25:53.680
he was playing? I think back then... Back in

00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:57.059
the day? Back when this happened, they were more

00:25:57.059 --> 00:26:01.599
okay with pedophilia than right now. Do you understand

00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:04.839
what I mean? Well, the family members that find

00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:07.039
out about it aren't that okay with that. But

00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:08.960
the thing was, Larry, back then in the old country,

00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:11.599
an older guy would marry a younger girl. You

00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:13.839
know, two villages would get together. They'd

00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:15.740
have like a, you know, when they... Yeah, we'll

00:26:15.740 --> 00:26:18.519
give you this girl if you just be cool. Well,

00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:20.759
two families married. A lot of that shit happened

00:26:20.759 --> 00:26:24.420
with dowries and shit. Arranged marriages and

00:26:24.420 --> 00:26:27.779
stuff. Keep you lit. Yeah, that's what it was

00:26:27.779 --> 00:26:31.720
meant to do to build up stronger alliances. Yeah,

00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:36.359
that gentleman paid for your lunch. He'd be creeping

00:26:36.359 --> 00:26:38.779
over in the background, you know? Yeah, you'd

00:26:38.779 --> 00:26:40.880
be in the bushes just wrecking your meat to the

00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:43.859
children. Walk off. Have you heard about the

00:26:43.859 --> 00:26:45.220
feral people? Oh, right out in the open, I'm

00:26:45.220 --> 00:26:48.160
sorry. Appalachian? The Appalachian Mountains

00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:49.559
and the feral people out there? I've heard about

00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:52.220
the Appalachian Mountains. And the feral people

00:26:52.220 --> 00:26:53.819
that live there? Where's that? Oh, yeah. The

00:26:53.819 --> 00:26:56.180
hollers and holler. Yeah, that's from Johnny...

00:26:56.180 --> 00:26:58.819
Down in the holler? It was like Johnny Knoxville

00:26:58.819 --> 00:27:00.940
and another guy did that. They were going to

00:27:00.940 --> 00:27:04.779
make it into a... It was the Wild Whites. Or,

00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:06.920
yeah, something like that. A whole community.

00:27:06.940 --> 00:27:12.500
Or the guy... It was like a... The guy was like

00:27:12.500 --> 00:27:14.720
a meeting call. Yeah, West Virginia and he had

00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:16.619
a bottle of pills and he shook her They were

00:27:16.619 --> 00:27:21.019
all like And that was the meeting call Right.

00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:22.940
Well, what's happening was you're getting a lot

00:27:22.940 --> 00:27:26.480
of already like that from West Virginia of inbreeding

00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:29.920
But then oh, I okay. I know now I know who you're

00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.680
talking about. Yeah, right. Well, there's a cult

00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:35.720
They're called the Whitakers. Yeah, my dad watches

00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:39.900
that. Yeah There's this show called the Soft

00:27:39.900 --> 00:27:43.059
White Underbelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they

00:27:43.059 --> 00:27:45.039
do the Whittakers all the time. They go visit

00:27:45.039 --> 00:27:47.240
them. Dude, they can't speak. Some of them are...

00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:49.380
One guy barks like a dog. He thinks he's a dog.

00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:51.940
Some of them are non -verbal. Some of them are

00:27:51.940 --> 00:27:54.440
very animalistic. They're not even... They're

00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:57.059
just so inbred. Right, well, they're trying to

00:27:57.059 --> 00:28:00.099
actually get people to mate with them. What?

00:28:00.099 --> 00:28:01.400
They're actually literally trying to... That

00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:03.720
kind of fucking weird science experiment is it.

00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:06.619
You should go get yourself a fright, Mark. Wait

00:28:06.619 --> 00:28:08.539
a second, wait, slow down, Larry, slow down.

00:28:08.539 --> 00:28:10.519
All these people are missing on the Appalachian

00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:12.180
Trail, you know? Where's your microphone? You

00:28:12.180 --> 00:28:13.599
know, the people that missed it. That's not what

00:28:13.599 --> 00:28:16.130
it sounds like. Oh, okay. They turn up misses

00:28:16.130 --> 00:28:18.910
from hiking the trail. You're hiking the trail

00:28:18.910 --> 00:28:20.890
for three weeks. You've actually got more stuff

00:28:20.890 --> 00:28:22.630
in your backpack than these people do in their

00:28:22.630 --> 00:28:28.930
homes. They kidnap and kill you. They've been

00:28:28.930 --> 00:28:30.809
commercialized already. People know about them,

00:28:30.809 --> 00:28:36.789
they can't get away with killing. How do you

00:28:36.789 --> 00:28:39.349
know that they're paying, they want people to

00:28:39.349 --> 00:28:43.049
breed with these pigs? Because they've been told

00:28:43.049 --> 00:28:46.809
this. escape these people. They've been held

00:28:46.809 --> 00:28:49.029
hostage. Donnie Anforth. Okay. You should go

00:28:49.029 --> 00:28:50.630
get a bride. No, no, no. You know, what he just

00:28:50.630 --> 00:28:53.490
said was they're trying to find people to breed

00:28:53.490 --> 00:28:55.730
with these people. Yes. So you're telling me

00:28:55.730 --> 00:28:59.029
they're putting out ads to breed with these Whittaker

00:28:59.029 --> 00:29:01.670
people. No, no. Not about them stacking Whittakers

00:29:01.670 --> 00:29:03.809
or versus Whittaker or not. But that's what he's

00:29:03.809 --> 00:29:05.650
saying. No. That's what I thought it was, too.

00:29:05.670 --> 00:29:08.640
Did I say Whittaker? Nah, we weren't talking

00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:10.759
about the word. You are saying that. Okay, then

00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:12.099
who are you talking about? You are saying what

00:29:12.099 --> 00:29:14.240
you are saying. I'm saying I heard about these

00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:16.619
people that live in the Appalachian Mountains.

00:29:16.839 --> 00:29:18.680
I don't know if they're... Oh, okay. Well, then

00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:21.500
my bad. I apologize. Or whatever. I just heard

00:29:21.500 --> 00:29:23.940
it, and there was this cult of them, like this

00:29:23.940 --> 00:29:26.839
one leader guy. A cult? Well, it was like a cult,

00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:30.180
yeah. Of who? Appalachians? Yeah. In the mountains?

00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:33.339
Yes. OK. And they're the only free people left

00:29:33.339 --> 00:29:35.539
in America, they call themselves. And they're

00:29:35.539 --> 00:29:37.779
saying they've been there longer than the Indians

00:29:37.779 --> 00:29:40.259
do in this culture. They've lived there like

00:29:40.259 --> 00:29:42.339
this. You know what? You need to do a land acknowledgement

00:29:42.339 --> 00:29:44.819
right now. For all this time. Nope. Larry, he's

00:29:44.819 --> 00:29:51.039
got two mics on him. What are you doing? First

00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:53.259
of all, hey do a land acknowledgement. Do you

00:29:53.259 --> 00:29:57.539
know what one is? You need to tell the Indians

00:29:57.539 --> 00:30:00.319
you're sorry for taking their land and then giving

00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:02.559
them smallpox blankets while you were holding

00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:04.960
the blankets that had smallpox on them and you

00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:07.160
didn't get smallpox and then you said the Indians

00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.779
taught you how to grow corn and all this crazy

00:30:09.779 --> 00:30:15.119
stuff. I mean, you can't even have fun anymore,

00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:20.119
can you? Those Indians... Man, that should be

00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:23.359
the sound clip. Those Indians, and then the not

00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:27.220
outlaws. No, they were invoking demons. Who?

00:30:27.680 --> 00:30:30.160
Praying to the devil, the Indians. Yeah, because

00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:32.519
their gods were a lot different than ours. A

00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:34.680
lot different. They weren't gods. First off,

00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:36.599
they were not gods. Well, in their eyes, it was

00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:39.980
their god. Right? They all prayed to some sort

00:30:39.980 --> 00:30:44.619
of thing. I'm fine, thank you. I mean, religion

00:30:44.619 --> 00:30:47.279
is the one thing that makes us hate each other.

00:30:48.220 --> 00:30:51.420
It's not the one thing. Well, I mean, if you

00:30:51.420 --> 00:30:53.400
go anywhere else and you say... There's lots

00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:55.119
of things. If you just drop these people off

00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:56.980
in a country and you're like, what are you, Christian,

00:30:57.099 --> 00:30:59.700
Muslim? People won't tolerate that shit. Mm -hmm.

00:31:00.380 --> 00:31:03.039
So... It's always crazy. Well, they work in one

00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:06.039
world. He has a microphone, Larry. He's going

00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:09.380
like this over there. There's something going

00:31:09.380 --> 00:31:12.259
on between the... Catholics and the Muslims.

00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:15.359
Oh, you just realized this? You've been going

00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:17.519
on for thousands of years. No, no, not a war,

00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:19.720
an actual... This is different. This is an actual

00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:23.500
togetherness. They're in cahoots. They're in

00:31:23.500 --> 00:31:25.460
cahoots. Who is? The Christians and the Muzzies?

00:31:25.740 --> 00:31:28.819
Yes. Ah, you're full of it. No, I'm not. Yeah,

00:31:28.819 --> 00:31:31.720
you are. No, I'm not. Listen, I'm going to tell

00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:32.319
you right now. Wouldn't it be just the perfect

00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:34.900
thing? Wouldn't it be the perfect thing for the

00:31:34.900 --> 00:31:38.279
devil to do to actually be the one who sets up...

00:31:39.379 --> 00:31:42.619
the godliest government in the world, wouldn't

00:31:42.619 --> 00:31:45.700
it just be, you know what I mean, the icing on

00:31:45.700 --> 00:31:49.099
the cake, the ultimate, that's what they're doing,

00:31:49.180 --> 00:31:51.279
that's what they're doing. Charlie Kirk was shocked

00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:52.980
because he found out he was mixed up with the

00:31:52.980 --> 00:31:56.220
wrong people. Here we go, no, okay, listen. He

00:31:56.220 --> 00:31:58.559
had to stop his pro -Israel and he got killed.

00:31:58.579 --> 00:31:59.940
Have you ever seen Mecca? Because he was with

00:31:59.940 --> 00:32:02.240
the wrong people. Donnie and Fourth. He found

00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:05.000
out he was with the wrong people. Okay. Donnie

00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:06.960
and forth there seen Mecca those videos about

00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:09.819
the cube and the way they dance around Yeah,

00:32:09.859 --> 00:32:12.980
where do Christians do that? They don't do that.

00:32:12.980 --> 00:32:14.960
Okay, then there we go. So now we're different

00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:19.660
But second of all, why we should do we have to

00:32:19.660 --> 00:32:21.579
assimilate with other people that don't want

00:32:21.579 --> 00:32:23.900
to know I'm not saying we are we have to but

00:32:23.900 --> 00:32:25.799
that's what they want to do. Oh, they've already

00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:27.859
done it Yeah, we're way beyond that's what they

00:32:27.859 --> 00:32:30.619
want to do. Yeah, this phase is completely we're

00:32:30.619 --> 00:32:33.960
at like phase nine The next thing they're gonna

00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:36.400
do is the funny thing is like everyone they're

00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:39.660
gonna cut off. Excuse me food stamps like listen

00:32:39.660 --> 00:32:44.180
I want my motherfucking yeah anger get people

00:32:44.180 --> 00:32:46.579
mad at each other and jealous and start fights

00:32:46.579 --> 00:32:49.259
think what that's about that's what it does yeah

00:32:49.259 --> 00:32:52.539
rarely on my feet all of a sudden somebody's

00:32:52.539 --> 00:32:55.819
like oh look at this black lady complaining about

00:32:55.819 --> 00:33:02.190
not getting her food stamps and And it's like,

00:33:02.230 --> 00:33:04.269
why are you looking all mad about this? It's

00:33:04.269 --> 00:33:08.230
like all these racist comments. This motherfucker's

00:33:08.230 --> 00:33:10.690
posting this from India. Calm down, you idiots.

00:33:11.609 --> 00:33:14.130
It's like... Right, exactly. Yes, yes. They're

00:33:14.130 --> 00:33:20.049
trying to make a fight. Your eyes is... We should

00:33:20.049 --> 00:33:23.789
do... India Times. I see it too. It says India

00:33:23.789 --> 00:33:27.039
Times. What's that? It says, India Times. And

00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:29.440
those crazy little articles all come from some

00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:31.500
place like this. Really? I'm just talking about

00:33:31.500 --> 00:33:33.359
people that are masking themselves on certain...

00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:36.480
India Times. Or it'll be like a fake news desk.

00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:38.160
It'll look like a news desk, but it's obviously

00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:40.920
not like a major news desk. It's like a pretend

00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:44.440
news desk. Dude, that's a big conspiracy right

00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:47.180
there. That's right. And they'll show you clips

00:33:47.180 --> 00:33:49.700
of shit that they've made up stories of. Like,

00:33:49.700 --> 00:33:51.660
I was watching something the other day. Something's

00:33:51.660 --> 00:33:56.079
happened. Erica Kirk is dead. It was saying that

00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:58.380
Erica Kirk is the one that's dead. Is that why

00:33:58.380 --> 00:34:00.579
she had to make an appearance yesterday? What

00:34:00.579 --> 00:34:03.279
reliable news source is this? I was just watching

00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:06.779
something and yeah. On something and yeah? It

00:34:06.779 --> 00:34:08.059
was talking about Erica Kirk being the dead one

00:34:08.059 --> 00:34:09.659
here. I should address it like Donnie and Ford.

00:34:09.659 --> 00:34:12.139
I was like, what the fuck am I watching, man?

00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:14.780
What are they talking about? What channels are

00:34:14.780 --> 00:34:18.139
you watching? So they're saying she's dead, allegedly?

00:34:18.460 --> 00:34:20.920
No, no, not at all. She's in on it, dude. She's

00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:25.079
a Catholic, dude, big time. She's a Satanist,

00:34:25.539 --> 00:34:28.400
and she's a me. I'm sorry. Did I say Catholic?

00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:30.440
I'm a Satanist. First of all, she's a Satanist.

00:34:30.579 --> 00:34:32.800
She takes a commute every day. She wears a ring.

00:34:33.509 --> 00:34:36.389
That's the bears a Masonic symbol. Yeah, well,

00:34:36.389 --> 00:34:38.210
they change the um, they say they don't even

00:34:38.210 --> 00:34:40.190
match. Okay, they don't even match They got him

00:34:40.190 --> 00:34:41.989
a different she got him from different pimps

00:34:41.989 --> 00:34:45.650
those rings. You can tell them Yes, what kind

00:34:45.650 --> 00:34:48.630
of pimp whatever pimp and I'm bringing the G

00:35:02.699 --> 00:35:05.500
But from what pimp? But who knows what pimp?

00:35:05.500 --> 00:35:07.019
And how many pimp's one for each? From a different

00:35:07.019 --> 00:35:08.880
pawn shop or different pawn guy. Oh, not your

00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:11.739
same pawn shop. Where do you get those diamond

00:35:11.739 --> 00:35:12.940
rings and letters on my desk? Oh, you have not

00:35:12.940 --> 00:35:17.199
a pawn shop or a pimp. Yes, you do. What do you

00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:18.659
mean? Yes, you do! That's where they have those

00:35:18.659 --> 00:35:21.739
rings. So two different - In a pawn shop! Two

00:35:21.739 --> 00:35:23.760
different - You find, believe me, a ring with

00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:26.059
a big M. Yeah, and then you gotta find the other

00:35:26.059 --> 00:35:28.820
one with the - but a pink diamond that - That

00:35:28.820 --> 00:35:30.920
has a G in it that she took. They don't match.

00:35:30.940 --> 00:35:32.619
Yeah, because you know how easy it is to find

00:35:32.619 --> 00:35:35.480
that is? She found it as a pawn shop. Yeah! It's

00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:38.199
the best conspiracy we've had on - Look at those

00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:39.260
rings! Even though it's not a conspiracy, but

00:35:39.260 --> 00:35:40.519
I will say - I guarantee you she got those from

00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:42.539
some pawn shop in wherever the fuck the southern

00:35:42.539 --> 00:35:45.340
place - No, that is a conspiracy I stick behind.

00:35:45.340 --> 00:35:48.909
Guaranteed. that Charlie Kirk, what's her name?

00:35:49.769 --> 00:35:53.989
Erica Kirk. Erica Kirk got her stone masons or

00:35:53.989 --> 00:35:59.230
stone cutters or Masonic rings from a pawn shop.

00:36:00.050 --> 00:36:02.969
From one guy had a name with a M and the other

00:36:02.969 --> 00:36:10.670
guy had a G. Yes. They were trying to say that

00:36:10.670 --> 00:36:12.429
this is the name of her kids. First of all, you

00:36:12.429 --> 00:36:13.329
know women can't be... They were trying to say

00:36:13.329 --> 00:36:15.110
that this is the name of her kids. First of all,

00:36:15.110 --> 00:36:15.210
you know women can't be... They were trying to

00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:15.210
say that this is the name of her kids. First

00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:15.210
of all, you know women can't be... They were

00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:15.210
trying to say that this is the name of her kids.

00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:15.210
First of all, you know women can't be... They

00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:15.210
were trying to say that this is the name of her

00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:15.289
kids. First of all, you know women can't be...

00:36:15.289 --> 00:36:15.289
They were trying to say that this is the name

00:36:15.289 --> 00:36:15.289
of her kids. First of all, you know women can't

00:36:15.289 --> 00:36:15.289
be... They were trying to say that this is the

00:36:15.289 --> 00:36:15.510
name of her kids. First of all, you know women

00:36:15.510 --> 00:36:16.050
can't be... They were trying to say that this

00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:16.050
is the name of her kids. First of all, you know

00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:20.610
women can't be... They were trying to say that

00:36:20.610 --> 00:36:25.750
this is the name of her kids. First of all, you

00:36:25.750 --> 00:36:34.489
know women can't be Are you okay? I think so.

00:36:34.929 --> 00:36:39.210
I don't think so at all. The only drug you don't

00:36:39.210 --> 00:36:41.389
do, you're doing right now. I'm thirsty. It was

00:36:41.389 --> 00:36:43.070
good. Well, why didn't you ask for a glass of

00:36:43.070 --> 00:36:44.610
water? Because I drink water all the time. I'll

00:36:44.610 --> 00:36:46.070
have a beer. Dude, you're gonna fucking run into

00:36:46.070 --> 00:36:47.570
somebody again. The boy will have a beer if he

00:36:47.570 --> 00:36:49.469
wants a beer. I know, but I just don't want to

00:36:49.469 --> 00:36:51.409
see him get all fucked up. I just wouldn't be

00:36:51.409 --> 00:36:52.730
able to do it. I don't think I'd be fucked up.

00:36:52.809 --> 00:36:56.929
I was just gonna say. I think it's rubbing off

00:36:56.929 --> 00:37:01.940
on you too, Itchy. I swear to God. I'm not itching.

00:37:01.940 --> 00:37:04.420
Yeah, okay. Get back to Erica Kirk's ring. I'm

00:37:04.420 --> 00:37:06.159
telling you, dude, all her jewelry. I looked

00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:08.059
at all her jewelry, dude. I've seen all her jewelry.

00:37:08.059 --> 00:37:09.340
You looked at all her jewelry? At the fucking

00:37:09.340 --> 00:37:11.099
pawn shop, dude. You saw them at the pawn shop?

00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.159
From inside her house? Came out of a pawn shop.

00:37:13.179 --> 00:37:15.500
No, he was inside her bedroom looking at them.

00:37:16.139 --> 00:37:19.960
Oh. Hello. Trick or treat. You thought you were

00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:24.639
gonna come in my house? No. Larry, what a creep.

00:37:25.099 --> 00:37:27.420
I like that we have this on audio. We have a

00:37:27.420 --> 00:37:36.280
haunted house here. So then, Don Anforth, do

00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:37.960
you think that she got her rings from a pawn

00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:41.099
shop? Is there a stance on this? Yeah. I know

00:37:41.099 --> 00:37:43.820
she did. What do you mean? How do you know she

00:37:43.820 --> 00:37:45.340
did? I looked at them. Because how am I looking

00:37:45.340 --> 00:37:47.840
at them? Don't tell me right now. I believe more

00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:51.059
in the thing about her whole angels program.

00:37:53.199 --> 00:37:54.619
I think you're freaking out. I'm telling you.

00:37:54.900 --> 00:37:58.099
Oh, OK, wait. You think she got them from a pawn

00:37:58.099 --> 00:38:01.780
shop? That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

00:38:01.900 --> 00:38:04.559
Well, not really, but today that's the craziest

00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:06.460
thing I've heard. And he's really staying there.

00:38:06.519 --> 00:38:08.780
Bring some of them over here. You know what?

00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:11.000
They're almost gone. And that's all you bought?

00:38:11.460 --> 00:38:14.780
Yeah, man. How much are you giving out? Dude,

00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:16.500
we're going to have to start giving them roaches.

00:38:22.510 --> 00:38:25.469
Here you go, kid. Here you go. Happy Halloween,

00:38:25.849 --> 00:38:30.389
sonny. So one time when I lived at Brad's house,

00:38:31.090 --> 00:38:32.670
hey, John Little, do you remember what he did?

00:38:32.809 --> 00:38:36.719
Yeah, I do. He's like, ah, these fucking kids.

00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.219
It's a beautiful day, and it's like, it was a

00:38:39.219 --> 00:38:41.559
lot nicer out that day. Yes, it was, yeah. And

00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:44.940
it was trick -or -treat Halloween. Fucking, he

00:38:44.940 --> 00:38:48.099
has nothing to give the kids, and he whips a

00:38:48.099 --> 00:38:53.199
quarter pack, like a smashed -up pack of Koolz

00:38:53.199 --> 00:38:56.860
in the kid's fucking bag. He what? And then gives

00:38:56.860 --> 00:39:00.480
one other kid a beer. Jesus, man, what are you,

00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:11.079
retarded? And they leave, and... These guys uniforms

00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:14.320
look great just like these guys got a golf cart

00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:18.320
out here man Hey, man, you gave some kid cigarettes

00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:21.820
and he's like, yeah and it's like, yeah, it's

00:39:21.820 --> 00:39:25.320
all we had So what and you're like, dude, you

00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:30.460
can't see your children. He's like fucking Halloween,

00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:34.719
you know He was real drunk because he probably

00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:36.400
didn't want to fuck with him. He almost did an

00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:39.480
inch of his life. They didn't. They should have.

00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:43.300
I know. Yeah. And you too for watching and letting

00:39:43.300 --> 00:39:47.059
him do that. One time I was with them, with him.

00:39:47.539 --> 00:39:49.960
I used to drive him to work and we'd get pulled

00:39:49.960 --> 00:39:51.619
over. Why'd you drive him to work? Because he

00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:53.360
lived right around here and we worked together

00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:57.019
and he gave me money every day for gas and fucking...

00:39:57.019 --> 00:40:00.039
We were driving to work, smoking a joint. We

00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:03.079
get pulled over speeding. We're on Roselle Road.

00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:06.400
And he starts, I'm like, what's the problem,

00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.880
sir? Oh, you were speeding. He's like, listen

00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:11.639
here, you fucking jag off. He starts telling

00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:12.699
the cops. That's a good way to start talking.

00:40:12.699 --> 00:40:16.079
I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. And he's like. Well,

00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:18.440
you probably got pushed around, you were in school,

00:40:18.500 --> 00:40:22.119
you fucking idiot. You're like, don't shoot me.

00:40:22.260 --> 00:40:24.460
And then he said something like, you know, I

00:40:24.460 --> 00:40:27.000
pay your fucking... Get off your phone, Donnie.

00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:30.880
I pay your taxes. Get off your phone. Taxes.

00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:35.360
And then I just told the cop, his opinions are

00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:38.139
not my opinions. I'm like, dude, shut the fuck

00:40:38.139 --> 00:40:42.699
up, John. What a crazy thing to do to a cop.

00:40:42.699 --> 00:40:46.230
Yeah. And he's white. Yeah. You know what I mean?

00:40:46.289 --> 00:40:48.230
Like you gotta be really retarded if you're a

00:40:48.230 --> 00:40:51.409
white guy and I told the guy I mean usually it's

00:40:51.409 --> 00:40:54.590
just like Usually it's just carte blanche. How

00:40:54.590 --> 00:40:58.550
you doing, sir? You know, you were speeding through

00:40:58.550 --> 00:41:02.809
the zone You know, well you got any warrants?

00:41:03.030 --> 00:41:08.050
No, you got any drugs? No And then that's it

00:41:08.050 --> 00:41:10.409
usually let you go run your license you're on

00:41:10.409 --> 00:41:13.070
your way. He just fucking went. Yeah you chimp

00:41:13.070 --> 00:41:16.840
out They start chimpin' out. I didn't do nothin'

00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:20.340
wrong. That's my Halloween costume. My Halloween

00:41:20.340 --> 00:41:26.480
costume is female pulled over by a cop who has

00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:28.340
weed in the car, smells like weed, but she didn't

00:41:28.340 --> 00:41:30.400
do anything wrong after she ran a stop sign.

00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:32.480
Oh yeah, they're great. You can be the cop, Larry,

00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:36.820
all right? You'll be best spaulding in the back

00:41:36.820 --> 00:41:41.070
seat. All right? Ma 'am, glad to see you. Why

00:41:41.070 --> 00:41:46.710
ma 'am do I look like a ma 'am? Are you crazy?

00:41:47.050 --> 00:41:56.670
You know who you're talking to. Well, miss. Miss,

00:41:56.670 --> 00:41:59.730
can I see your license and registration? This

00:41:59.730 --> 00:42:03.110
is some racist shit! My baby's in the car! My

00:42:03.110 --> 00:42:05.730
baby's in the car! My baby's in the car! That's

00:42:05.730 --> 00:42:08.070
all! You're Spalding, not the mom, I'm the mom!

00:42:08.070 --> 00:42:09.769
Mom, whatever, with the baby in the back seat

00:42:09.769 --> 00:42:10.750
you need to let her go immediately. Jesus, this

00:42:10.750 --> 00:42:12.809
freaking guy, is he not out there in the directions?

00:42:13.050 --> 00:42:15.849
No, because she needs to be released immediately

00:42:15.849 --> 00:42:17.829
because with the baby in the back, who knows

00:42:17.829 --> 00:42:19.269
what could happen to that baby? Well, that's

00:42:19.269 --> 00:42:22.909
why we're roleplaying, you weirdo. Right, so...

00:42:22.909 --> 00:42:23.409
That's why she needs to be released immediately.

00:42:23.409 --> 00:42:25.230
I mean, we can't take this fucking guy anywhere.

00:42:25.860 --> 00:42:28.699
License and registration sound like 40 acres

00:42:28.699 --> 00:42:35.099
and a mule of me, pig. I just need to see your

00:42:35.099 --> 00:42:37.599
license, man. Oh, ain't it on the bumper? Everybody

00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.000
needs a license. It's on the bumper. I need to

00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:44.139
see the one. It's on the bumper. I need to see

00:42:44.139 --> 00:42:46.219
the one. On the bumper. Let me talk to your manager.

00:42:46.219 --> 00:42:47.940
I want to see the one that's in your wallet.

00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:51.780
What do you call? Listen here, white boy. I assume

00:42:51.780 --> 00:42:53.980
you're a white old Mexican because you're definitely

00:42:53.980 --> 00:42:56.420
not African -American. It's not them, it's their

00:42:56.420 --> 00:42:59.719
sister. I mean, babies don't talk like this.

00:43:00.460 --> 00:43:03.860
Babies say funnier stuff. You know, like, she

00:43:03.860 --> 00:43:05.840
got dope in the glove box. That's what babies

00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:11.719
do. Yeah. Bitch got a gun in the pussy. Exactly.

00:43:12.500 --> 00:43:15.820
That's what the baby should say. Oh, my Lord.

00:43:16.429 --> 00:43:18.889
But then it always turns into some fucking sort

00:43:18.889 --> 00:43:21.590
of big thing, you know? Like, oh, let me see

00:43:21.590 --> 00:43:24.150
your licensure's registration. It's like, well,

00:43:24.210 --> 00:43:27.210
you know, no. Oh, please. I watched one. And

00:43:27.210 --> 00:43:29.869
registration. Yeah, this guy got all bent out

00:43:29.869 --> 00:43:32.570
of shape about it. I left registration back at

00:43:32.570 --> 00:43:35.269
the apartment. It was a speeding ticket. I saw

00:43:35.269 --> 00:43:37.769
one chick getting arrested on, uh... He would've

00:43:37.769 --> 00:43:39.309
got a speeding ticket if he was good with his

00:43:39.309 --> 00:43:40.789
license. A black chick online getting arrested

00:43:40.789 --> 00:43:43.349
on something or another. And everything she said,

00:43:43.510 --> 00:43:48.340
it was like... Don't touch me. I'm underage.

00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:55.900
She said like three things. I'm pregnant. I'm

00:43:55.900 --> 00:43:58.579
underage and pregnant. Wait a second, this matches

00:43:58.579 --> 00:44:06.039
up. One more thing. Why the cops shouldn't put

00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:09.829
handcuffs on her. I got diabetes. Yes, yes, yes.

00:44:10.070 --> 00:44:11.769
That might have been it. I missed a swollen one.

00:44:11.889 --> 00:44:14.690
I got sickle cell. Oh, there's something else,

00:44:14.869 --> 00:44:17.989
man. You got tickle cell in Boys Town. These

00:44:17.989 --> 00:44:23.789
freaking people, man. You could probably go to

00:44:23.789 --> 00:44:26.349
a costume party in Boys Town tonight dressed

00:44:26.349 --> 00:44:30.250
as a bum, people will think. Yeah. Dude, do you

00:44:30.250 --> 00:44:32.190
think the kids got the best drugs, right, Donnie?

00:44:32.210 --> 00:44:36.440
Yeah, man. They like all that speedy party drugs.

00:44:37.380 --> 00:44:48.360
I know You probably use some a little speed Look

00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:57.789
at them. I mean I swear to God dude what? Ha

00:44:57.789 --> 00:45:01.829
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:45:01.829 --> 00:45:03.630
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:45:03.630 --> 00:45:06.050
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:45:06.050 --> 00:45:19.389
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's always a 10 -minute

00:45:19.389 --> 00:45:23.070
segment. It's the weed. It's the weed, right?

00:45:23.230 --> 00:45:25.070
It's the weed, yeah. Yeah, it's so strong. It

00:45:25.070 --> 00:45:29.670
makes me sad. It feels good. Stop, man. I'm really

00:45:29.670 --> 00:45:31.409
going to quit doing dope. I'll show you what.

00:45:31.909 --> 00:45:34.150
I'll get my carries back in two weeks. You'll

00:45:34.150 --> 00:45:35.449
see. You'll see what? I'll have carries back

00:45:35.449 --> 00:45:37.769
in two weeks. You watch. Your what? My carries.

00:45:37.849 --> 00:45:39.909
My carry bottles. I'll have them back in two

00:45:39.909 --> 00:45:41.510
weeks. What do you have to do with right now?

00:45:41.590 --> 00:45:43.070
Well, they haven't taken away at you. When they're

00:45:43.070 --> 00:45:45.389
going to trust them to be able to carry home.

00:45:46.179 --> 00:45:48.139
Not to know it again. I'll drop clean. I'll drop

00:45:48.139 --> 00:45:49.639
clean in two weeks. No, you won't. Yes, I will.

00:45:49.699 --> 00:45:52.019
It'll be two weeks. You want to make a bet? Yeah,

00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:55.980
a bet. $500 bucks. $500 bucks? No, no, no, no,

00:45:55.980 --> 00:45:58.099
no, no, no. Money, no. No, no, no money. Well,

00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:01.699
what do you want to bet? Dope? No. What did he

00:46:01.699 --> 00:46:04.559
say? Dope. What are you up to? What do you want

00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:06.079
to bet? I mean, I'm going to bet you. Yeah, because

00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:07.619
I want to be in your position right now. I bet

00:46:07.619 --> 00:46:08.820
you I'll be clean in two weeks. Where I don't

00:46:08.820 --> 00:46:11.440
get to see my kid, my family go to work, do everything

00:46:11.440 --> 00:46:13.179
and just be addicted to dope. Yeah, don't do

00:46:13.179 --> 00:46:16.380
that. That sounds like a utopia. Hey, you know

00:46:16.380 --> 00:46:18.159
what? Are there blacks involved in this thing,

00:46:18.380 --> 00:46:20.639
the utopia of yours? No, the blacks? Oh, I'm

00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:24.480
definitely out. No, not yet. The city? I'm definitely

00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:26.760
out. Maybe if I go to the other place, there'll

00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:29.820
be blacks there, I don't know. You're missing

00:46:29.820 --> 00:46:33.179
the point, Donnie. I'm fourth. I'll be clean

00:46:33.179 --> 00:46:35.780
in two weeks, you see. Okay, so then we're gonna

00:46:35.780 --> 00:46:38.460
make a bet then. Have you seen this commercial

00:46:38.460 --> 00:46:42.039
that they show? What should we bet? Where they

00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:47.030
show the guy. What's that? The commercial where

00:46:47.030 --> 00:46:50.309
the guy's on fentanyl, and he just fades off

00:46:50.309 --> 00:46:52.909
into like a blue thing. He's like, I said this

00:46:52.909 --> 00:46:55.190
would be the last time. The one is the football

00:46:55.190 --> 00:46:57.949
player kid in high school. I just needed to stay

00:46:57.949 --> 00:47:00.449
awake for school work. And I said it would be

00:47:00.449 --> 00:47:02.469
the last time I was going to take this. And then

00:47:02.469 --> 00:47:05.750
he says, and it was. And then he's dead. And

00:47:05.750 --> 00:47:08.590
the black kid? And the other one's great. The

00:47:08.590 --> 00:47:11.329
fentanyl dealer works really great. Everything

00:47:11.329 --> 00:47:14.909
he wanted. I got hooked really fast. And then

00:47:14.909 --> 00:47:17.590
my skin started turning blue. My teeth started

00:47:17.590 --> 00:47:20.690
falling out. My skin turned blue like a fucking

00:47:20.690 --> 00:47:24.989
smurf. And then I was dead alone. You never saw

00:47:24.989 --> 00:47:28.809
those commercials? I don't watch TV. Well, sometimes

00:47:28.809 --> 00:47:31.469
Mary's watching some shit and I'm like, wow.

00:47:31.730 --> 00:47:34.309
Yeah, that's a TV commercial. It's a TV commercial?

00:47:34.570 --> 00:47:37.530
It's fucking unbelievable. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah,

00:47:37.530 --> 00:47:41.570
it's wild. Another one is some girl at like some

00:47:41.570 --> 00:47:45.630
party. Was just gonna do a Xanax and then bang

00:47:45.630 --> 00:47:52.750
and it was fentanyl Last time I ever party. Yeah

00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:56.880
No, here's what it was. Was she cute? Yeah, it

00:47:56.880 --> 00:47:59.760
was gonna be a birthday party that I was never

00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:02.079
gonna forget. And I never did, because it was

00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:05.579
the last one. I OD'd, you know? Oh, my God. And

00:48:05.579 --> 00:48:08.360
then they always turn... It must be made by the

00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.539
same people, because they always turn into this,

00:48:10.539 --> 00:48:13.699
like, blue ghost of one day. Hey, that's anti

00:48:13.699 --> 00:48:16.300
-Semitic, what you just said. It's always made

00:48:16.300 --> 00:48:21.960
by the same people. Here we go. All right. Don't

00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:26.690
give him any candy. When you get the best Hey

00:48:26.690 --> 00:48:30.909
George Happy Halloween It's the first time I've

00:48:30.909 --> 00:48:35.369
seen kids Since you got out of the joint Out

00:48:35.369 --> 00:48:39.909
of 10 years We're doing our podcast Oh I'm sorry

00:48:39.909 --> 00:48:44.670
No you're more than welcome Come on in Yeah Should

00:48:44.670 --> 00:48:48.750
we light that joint George? How you doing bud?

00:48:48.829 --> 00:48:53.619
Good to see you bro What up George? Oh, I got

00:48:53.619 --> 00:48:56.320
to show you look like I said see this new lump.

00:48:56.320 --> 00:49:02.460
Oh, what's up with that lump? That's my cancer

00:49:02.460 --> 00:49:05.619
coming back is it well cuz also I got the psoriasis

00:49:05.619 --> 00:49:07.900
too, so that's usually the sign Looks like you

00:49:07.900 --> 00:49:09.980
fell down and hit your elbow. No, it's been there

00:49:09.980 --> 00:49:15.260
too long. That's a lump I don't know. It got

00:49:15.260 --> 00:49:18.460
tested first. What the fuck is that Larry? Holy

00:49:18.460 --> 00:49:21.920
shit, show that to the camera. Nice. What the

00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:24.679
shit? How much was that bad, boy? It came to

00:49:24.679 --> 00:49:28.460
this? No, man, George made this. This thing was

00:49:28.460 --> 00:49:31.719
ginormous when... Show the... Yeah, show the...

00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:34.619
Nice. And why are you passing out a rotation?

00:49:34.800 --> 00:49:38.420
Wow. Come on. Shit, man. It's George's joints.

00:49:38.500 --> 00:49:40.880
I thought I'd hand it to him. All right. That

00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:42.300
thing is a freaking... How much was this, George?

00:49:42.539 --> 00:49:45.420
That thing is a negro toe. How much weed was

00:49:45.420 --> 00:49:48.780
it? Oh, man, I have no idea. I tried to put half

00:49:48.780 --> 00:49:52.039
of it in there. Oh, yeah. You just brought this

00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:54.500
cold to fill it yourself. Absolutely. I filled

00:49:54.500 --> 00:49:59.159
it with the blood that I did. Oh, nice. Outside?

00:49:59.920 --> 00:50:01.780
Yeah, last summer. How'd it go? In the summer

00:50:01.780 --> 00:50:04.659
we just had, the summer before. You're on camera

00:50:04.659 --> 00:50:06.340
so we can talk about this. Yeah, you're not on

00:50:06.340 --> 00:50:10.000
camera. Tastes good, dude. How good was it? It's

00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:15.130
pretty good. That's pretty grody. This thing,

00:50:15.250 --> 00:50:17.889
this thing hits like a chimney. You gotta hit

00:50:17.889 --> 00:50:22.510
it easy so it's okay. It's a bunch of retards,

00:50:22.650 --> 00:50:24.329
that's what we are. It's a real stogie, man.

00:50:24.349 --> 00:50:27.070
It's like a cigar, man. I saw this thing and

00:50:27.070 --> 00:50:30.110
I said, huh, man, give me that. And I went home

00:50:30.110 --> 00:50:32.869
and I took all the, all the shakes and all the

00:50:32.869 --> 00:50:36.369
good smoke. Yeah. And I just sat there and packed

00:50:36.369 --> 00:50:40.789
it. Holy shit, George. The thing is fucking,

00:50:41.190 --> 00:50:57.199
oh wow. This is probably like the fifth time

00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:38.679
that we've lit this thing Alright, well that

00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:43.579
was fun. Did you see the island dude? Jamaica

00:51:43.579 --> 00:51:45.440
is fucking rude. You were right, you wouldn't

00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:47.679
even cough. Don Anforth, what did you watch on

00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:50.260
YouTube? I was watching Jamaica get rude last

00:51:50.260 --> 00:51:51.500
night by the hurricane. Oh, isn't that crazy?

00:51:51.860 --> 00:51:54.320
Did you see that thing? No, you're not. That

00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:56.639
thing about Jamaica 2030 where they want to make

00:51:56.639 --> 00:52:00.519
it into like a smart city. Into a what? Into

00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:03.519
a smart city. They can't because it's all black.

00:52:06.860 --> 00:52:15.280
George! Very good. It was a lot different. Yeah,

00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:17.219
nobody can even see. From the time I went 30

00:52:17.219 --> 00:52:20.340
years ago to when I just went out, it was a big

00:52:20.340 --> 00:52:22.579
total difference, dude. You're not wrong. Let

00:52:22.579 --> 00:52:27.739
me tell you. October 3rd, we started it. They

00:52:27.739 --> 00:52:31.179
all got the small phones now. October 3rd. They

00:52:31.179 --> 00:52:36.199
all got computers now. Yeah, wow. 28 days it's

00:52:36.199 --> 00:52:44.840
been, right? 27 days. And they need it bad. That

00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:49.420
whole island needs that automation. But George,

00:52:49.780 --> 00:52:52.199
you're not wrong what you just said. Because

00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:53.679
it was cool. I thought you could make a couple

00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:57.000
packs. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never been there.

00:52:57.159 --> 00:52:58.800
It was excellent. It was the best snorkeling

00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:01.119
in the world. Did you go to Seven Mile Island?

00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:04.519
Seven Mile Beach? Yeah, I was there. It's gone

00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:06.960
now. The White Beach. It's gone. It's gone. Been

00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:09.550
to Hurricane? But before the hurricane, it's

00:53:09.550 --> 00:53:10.969
been gone before that. It's been gone for years.

00:53:11.250 --> 00:53:13.710
What do you mean, it's gone? It's gone. Yeah,

00:53:13.710 --> 00:53:16.409
it's gone. It's gone. How could the beach be

00:53:16.409 --> 00:53:18.789
gone? The beach is gone. There's 200 yards of

00:53:18.789 --> 00:53:24.010
beach before the ocean. It's gone now. He's gonna...

00:53:24.010 --> 00:53:25.670
The kids don't want to ring a doorbell? Like

00:53:25.670 --> 00:53:27.690
in legends, when you used to be able to go off

00:53:27.690 --> 00:53:30.190
the patio and walk through the water. There's

00:53:30.190 --> 00:53:32.010
no more sand to walk through the water. The water

00:53:32.010 --> 00:53:34.030
comes right to the edge of the deck now. Donnie

00:53:34.030 --> 00:53:46.190
and Forrest. This is how tight -knit of a community

00:53:46.190 --> 00:53:50.170
we live in. But now, they open the door, all

00:53:50.170 --> 00:53:53.510
the weed smoke goes right outside towards all

00:53:53.510 --> 00:54:10.179
the kids and the parents. I like that baseball

00:54:10.179 --> 00:54:13.340
coming out of your head, kid. What was it, like

00:54:13.340 --> 00:54:16.219
I got hit in the head with the ball? That's pretty

00:54:16.219 --> 00:54:18.320
funny, actually. Where'd you leave your mic,

00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:23.579
up there? Right here, I left it. Oh. So that's

00:54:23.579 --> 00:54:26.280
funny, because the trick -or -treaters know George.

00:54:27.719 --> 00:54:31.340
Dude, that thing racked in my lungs. And this

00:54:31.340 --> 00:54:34.059
guy... Well, you gotta take it easy, man. Yeah,

00:54:34.059 --> 00:54:37.650
but I don't... What'd you do there? You're just

00:54:37.650 --> 00:54:39.250
going to sit there and just rip on that thing,

00:54:39.289 --> 00:54:42.250
aren't you? Yeah, now you're going to get sickle

00:54:42.250 --> 00:54:46.730
cell. I'm fucking high, man. Mm -hmm. Now you

00:54:46.730 --> 00:54:50.769
got another excuse. Here's another excuse. What's

00:54:50.769 --> 00:54:54.190
that? This is the next excuse. For getting high?

00:54:54.449 --> 00:54:57.190
For him nodding out. This is a joint for George.

00:54:57.409 --> 00:55:00.269
That's a joint, dude. You're the only one saying

00:55:00.269 --> 00:55:03.530
I'm nodding out. OK. I'm at 11. What are you

00:55:03.530 --> 00:55:07.219
at? I've knotted out 11 times. You've knotted

00:55:07.219 --> 00:55:10.019
out 11 times. No, I've knotted out 11 times.

00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:11.880
Please. Is that what he just... Did you say,

00:55:12.099 --> 00:55:14.559
I've knotted out 11 times? Yeah, I'm playing

00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:18.719
the Democrat on you. I've knotted out at the

00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:20.460
table, though. I'm the most sober one here. I've

00:55:20.460 --> 00:55:22.139
knotted out at the table, dude, for two ladies.

00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:24.880
So, what's funny? I'm gonna tell you right now.

00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:27.159
That's the second kid that was ready to walk

00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:29.699
into my house. I think he's a wire. Wearing a

00:55:29.699 --> 00:55:33.170
wire. You know what, George? It was, uh, those,

00:55:33.329 --> 00:55:36.030
that kid got excited because you were in here

00:55:36.030 --> 00:55:38.989
and they wanted to walk in. But there was some

00:55:38.989 --> 00:55:43.699
other kid that... When I opened the door, he

00:55:43.699 --> 00:55:45.980
just walked in, and the parents are like, hey,

00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:49.159
what are you doing? I'm like, hey, kid, what

00:55:49.159 --> 00:55:52.239
are you doing? You just grab the kid and lock

00:55:52.239 --> 00:56:01.320
the door. You throw the candy, they all look

00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:03.260
at the candy. This is where I get my new family,

00:56:03.480 --> 00:56:14.280
it's Halloween. Telly Savalas. Well, I almost

00:56:14.280 --> 00:56:17.980
got hit. Looking at some giant along the way.

00:56:19.179 --> 00:56:22.840
Oh, I'm fine right now, man. Come on, Larry.

00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:26.260
What time are we at? We're at 56 minutes or something

00:56:26.260 --> 00:56:27.719
like that. Let's close it out and then you can

00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.059
smoke more weed, okay? So you're not distracted

00:56:30.059 --> 00:56:32.860
rolling a joint. You can wait five minutes. Okay.

00:56:33.119 --> 00:56:36.460
Thank you, Larry. Look at that. Larry and I compromised.

00:56:37.260 --> 00:56:40.889
Don Danforth just nodded. I did not out! No,

00:56:41.070 --> 00:56:42.869
this is the microphone. You don't even want me

00:56:42.869 --> 00:56:44.550
to talk! I thought it was the tin drum thing.

00:56:45.050 --> 00:56:49.670
Oh yeah, now I do. This is the fuzzy tap, so

00:56:49.670 --> 00:56:53.699
you know. It'll hopefully be more quiet as we

00:56:53.699 --> 00:56:54.480
handle it. These nephilim giant clowns. Have

00:56:54.480 --> 00:56:57.400
you seen the clowns? Nephilim giant clowns. All

00:56:57.400 --> 00:56:59.159
right. Have you seen those things? No, I have

00:56:59.159 --> 00:57:01.340
not. Oh, yeah, the one down the street. It's

00:57:01.340 --> 00:57:03.179
a skeleton. But it's more than that one. No,

00:57:03.179 --> 00:57:07.300
no, no. It's Pennywise looking out from under

00:57:07.300 --> 00:57:10.340
the garage door and says, I see you. Right next

00:57:10.340 --> 00:57:14.380
to the Piper. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Wait a second.

00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:17.539
What is this now? Mr. A's. Mr. A's. What is this

00:57:17.539 --> 00:57:21.789
now? Okay, it looks like the garage door is like...

00:57:21.789 --> 00:57:24.650
Oh, the guy's house with the boat. Yes, they

00:57:24.650 --> 00:57:26.789
put him up from the houses now. Right next door

00:57:26.789 --> 00:57:28.929
to Mr. A's. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the guy with the

00:57:28.929 --> 00:57:33.250
boat and shit. It looks like the garage door

00:57:33.250 --> 00:57:36.590
is halfway open and Pennywise is looking out

00:57:36.590 --> 00:57:39.489
from underneath. I mean, do you want that kind

00:57:39.489 --> 00:57:42.909
of satanic symbolism? Right. In my neighborhood,

00:57:43.090 --> 00:57:44.429
the guy would need to have three, four of them

00:57:44.429 --> 00:57:46.590
in his yard. There's three or four of them in

00:57:46.590 --> 00:57:49.570
his yard? Yes, he's giant fucking Nephilim clowns

00:57:49.570 --> 00:57:55.289
all over the sidewalk. It's crazy. You should

00:57:55.289 --> 00:57:58.469
talk to Ed Van Norris. Chunky Nephilim clown.

00:58:00.349 --> 00:58:02.550
Every time I see those things, it freaks me out.

00:58:03.010 --> 00:58:05.110
What was it you said they wanted to do with Jamaica?

00:58:06.329 --> 00:58:09.170
Turn it into a smart city, remember? It's impossible.

00:58:09.389 --> 00:58:11.530
Yeah, I know, it's impossible, but you got it.

00:58:11.320 --> 00:58:13.119
It's the Virgin Islands, and you get the British

00:58:13.119 --> 00:58:14.920
Virgin Islands there at the same time. Another

00:58:14.920 --> 00:58:18.940
pedophile island? Ah, you know what? Jamaica,

00:58:18.940 --> 00:58:21.900
I was there, and it was illegal for it to be

00:58:21.900 --> 00:58:23.920
a homosexual. Yeah, yeah. They don't like gays

00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:25.760
at all. We didn't say child love, though. Huh?

00:58:26.219 --> 00:58:28.739
Pedophilia, we're talking about, not homosexuality.

00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:31.360
Well, if you're... If you live on an island,

00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:33.199
they're easier to traffic, you know, you know.

00:58:33.280 --> 00:58:35.840
They're eating them. Ah, that also, too, Canada,

00:58:35.940 --> 00:58:39.449
you know what I mean? Nucker Island. Fucking,

00:58:39.449 --> 00:58:41.289
uh, what do you call it? Where's the... George

00:58:41.289 --> 00:58:43.570
Bush owns that? Where the Bush family owns that

00:58:43.570 --> 00:58:46.750
one? It'd still be lit another time. Yeah, they

00:58:46.750 --> 00:58:50.170
don't like it. No, no, no. Not now. Jesus, man.

00:58:50.289 --> 00:58:53.389
You are big. You just can't stop, can you, Don

00:58:53.389 --> 00:58:57.329
Anforge? That'd probably be a wicked dupe. Wicked

00:58:57.329 --> 00:59:02.989
dupe. We'll save it in this cone still. I paid

00:59:02.989 --> 00:59:05.599
a left nut for the cone. You paid a left nut

00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:07.760
for the cone. You only got one nut left, George.

00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:12.340
What are you gonna do with the other one? That's

00:59:12.340 --> 00:59:14.579
brought a big price to pay for one cone. How

00:59:14.579 --> 00:59:17.699
much was it called, can I ask? One nut! He just

00:59:17.699 --> 00:59:20.500
told you. Six or seven bucks? That's not bad

00:59:20.500 --> 00:59:26.059
at all. It had more than one cone in there, right?

00:59:26.199 --> 00:59:29.199
No, that was it. Okay, listen. I got one like

00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:31.280
this. I love how you're interviewing him. He

00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:33.639
doesn't remember, but we bought it a long time

00:59:33.639 --> 00:59:37.579
ago. It's a cone like this, a giant cone. And

00:59:37.579 --> 00:59:41.900
then inside of it is other giant cones, but they

00:59:41.900 --> 00:59:44.360
get progressively smaller. I remember, I remember

00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:46.480
that. Yeah, yeah, I remember. And it might even

00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:48.119
be a little bigger than this thing. It's like

00:59:48.119 --> 00:59:50.559
a Russian doll, a fucking... I'm gonna find it.

00:59:51.059 --> 00:59:54.079
Yeah, the nesting dolls. Yeah, the nesting dolls.

00:59:54.420 --> 00:59:56.460
Awesome, George. I'm gonna get some nests. I

00:59:56.460 --> 00:59:58.739
have some nesting dolls here. You gotta put them

00:59:58.739 --> 01:00:01.570
right in your ass, nesting dolls. They're pretty

01:00:01.570 --> 01:00:04.849
cool. They're actually from Russia, I believe.

01:00:05.429 --> 01:00:06.809
Right. Oh, I know the one you're talking about.

01:00:07.269 --> 01:00:08.909
They're not supposed to be from Russia. They

01:00:08.909 --> 01:00:11.750
better be. Yeah. Somewhere like that. One place

01:00:11.750 --> 01:00:14.369
makes a lot of them. Just like the little wooden

01:00:14.369 --> 01:00:17.530
soldiers. Yeah, like it's like when you go to

01:00:17.530 --> 01:00:21.329
Mexico and the souvenir you bring home for your

01:00:21.329 --> 01:00:24.050
nieces and nephews is like maracas and shit.

01:00:24.289 --> 01:00:27.559
Right. They sell maracas. My grandma brought

01:00:27.559 --> 01:00:32.079
me maracas from Mexico. I had a sombrero and

01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:37.380
a switchblade. Me too, George. Back then, you

01:00:37.380 --> 01:00:41.980
could come with a switchblade over. My grandma

01:00:41.980 --> 01:00:44.559
was a little tiny fat woman. No one was checking

01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:47.400
her for nothing. She's probably bringing all

01:00:47.400 --> 01:00:50.139
the drugs and shit. Well, she was into pills

01:00:50.139 --> 01:00:53.239
back then. Hell yeah. She was an old pill lady.

01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:55.760
Right, they were all into pills. Those chicks,

01:00:55.960 --> 01:00:58.440
back then those broads knew how to party. And

01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:00.300
they were housewives and they kept some of them.

01:01:00.900 --> 01:01:03.579
They were getting drugs. They were doing their

01:01:03.579 --> 01:01:06.179
job out and about and feeling good doing it.

01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:10.420
And all of them were hooked on pills. All of

01:01:10.420 --> 01:01:14.019
them. The doctor prescribed, hey, take some of

01:01:14.019 --> 01:01:16.639
these in the mid -afternoon. They'll feel great.

01:01:17.159 --> 01:01:19.639
By the time your husband comes home, he'll rip

01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:25.539
his eyes out. He won't hate them no more. Exactly.

01:01:25.960 --> 01:01:27.400
That's how they infiltrate them, though, with

01:01:27.400 --> 01:01:28.780
the women, too. Well, that's the thing, man.

01:01:28.940 --> 01:01:31.360
They want to infiltrate you, and drugs is a very

01:01:31.360 --> 01:01:34.219
good way to do it because, you know, you get

01:01:34.219 --> 01:01:37.519
a fucking... You get a rewarding feeling off

01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.000
of it, even though it's a false reward. Well,

01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:41.280
master your real feelings. And then they can

01:01:41.280 --> 01:01:43.699
arrest you and fine you and charge you and then

01:01:43.699 --> 01:01:45.340
blame all the world problems on it. For what?

01:01:45.400 --> 01:01:47.820
Arrest you for what? For having the drugs, being

01:01:47.820 --> 01:01:50.860
too close to school. No, dude, they're not fucking

01:01:50.860 --> 01:01:54.440
dope addicts on the street. He's 98 yards by

01:01:54.440 --> 01:01:55.940
himself. No, but I'm saying that they set up

01:01:55.940 --> 01:01:58.039
the whole system so that they have these drugs

01:01:58.039 --> 01:02:00.659
now that are hooked on them. So we're fat and

01:02:00.659 --> 01:02:02.920
lazy. But plus when we're caught with them, we

01:02:02.920 --> 01:02:05.429
get fined and paid. You know what I mean? Oh,

01:02:05.550 --> 01:02:09.110
you did it. They got it, so they trap you in

01:02:09.110 --> 01:02:11.889
every aspect of life. You're trapped in every

01:02:11.889 --> 01:02:12.730
aspect of life. Well, they create a solution,

01:02:12.969 --> 01:02:15.929
but they create a problem for the solution. You

01:02:15.929 --> 01:02:18.670
know, if you have ADHD, here's a pill to help

01:02:18.670 --> 01:02:20.710
you with that. You can't get your dick hard.

01:02:20.750 --> 01:02:23.309
Here's a pill for that. Your asshole's bleeding

01:02:23.309 --> 01:02:26.570
well. What are you doing, faggot? Your asshole's

01:02:26.570 --> 01:02:28.610
bleeding. What are you doing, you faggot? Here's

01:02:28.610 --> 01:02:33.230
some PrEP so you don't get AIDS. And they keep

01:02:33.230 --> 01:02:36.619
us going on this ever -ending cycle of... Remember

01:02:36.619 --> 01:02:38.019
when we were little kids, how rare it was to

01:02:38.019 --> 01:02:40.780
see a fat lady? Yeah. Remember you'd see fat

01:02:40.780 --> 01:02:42.760
people when we were little? My mom would tell

01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:45.139
me... It was rare. You'd look at it, you'd stare

01:02:45.139 --> 01:02:48.059
at it. Yeah, not when my mom was... When we were

01:02:48.059 --> 01:02:50.320
little boys, my mom would tell us now, if we

01:02:50.320 --> 01:02:52.139
see a fat lady at the store... Don't make fun

01:02:52.139 --> 01:02:53.800
of the fat people, yeah. Right, don't make fun

01:02:53.800 --> 01:02:56.300
of her, don't stare, don't laugh. And what did

01:02:56.300 --> 01:02:59.869
you do? stared at her and laughed. No, we were

01:02:59.869 --> 01:03:03.230
good, we were pretty good. Some people did though,

01:03:03.469 --> 01:03:06.590
I've seen people do it, you know. Cause it was

01:03:06.590 --> 01:03:08.869
very rare. The world's fattest men, you look

01:03:08.869 --> 01:03:10.389
them up at the Gittsburg World Records. And he's

01:03:10.389 --> 01:03:14.969
not even that fat anymore. I mean, that was it,

01:03:15.110 --> 01:03:16.630
you had to look them up at a book when we were

01:03:16.630 --> 01:03:19.989
kids. Right, you just look on the street and

01:03:19.989 --> 01:03:22.630
find any fat ass kids. I had a book at my...

01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:27.480
No one can see you. Nobody can see you. I got

01:03:27.480 --> 01:03:31.099
a book at my dad's house. It's a 1964 yearbook,

01:03:31.739 --> 01:03:35.860
encyclopedia, some or other. And in it, it has

01:03:35.860 --> 01:03:39.559
the urban Negro. It's got a little black kid

01:03:39.559 --> 01:03:42.519
standing in front of broken down buildings and

01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:47.730
shit. But 1964. Nice. Yeah, I mean. Propaganda

01:03:47.730 --> 01:03:49.449
machine. That was after the Civil Rights. That

01:03:49.449 --> 01:03:51.809
was after the Civil Rights. Yeah, but no, Vietnam's

01:03:51.809 --> 01:03:55.309
going to be burned, probably. Nah, maybe. Well,

01:03:55.349 --> 01:03:57.010
no, but Vietnam's going up. You're probably right.

01:03:57.090 --> 01:03:59.230
Gattos are getting bad. New York City. Dude,

01:03:59.250 --> 01:04:00.969
remember when New York City would have over 800

01:04:00.969 --> 01:04:01.989
murders a year? No, but the Chinese were doing

01:04:01.989 --> 01:04:04.429
fine until they started getting these handouts.

01:04:04.469 --> 01:04:07.389
Dude, they had over hundreds of murders a year

01:04:07.389 --> 01:04:09.550
in New York City. Oh, yeah. And now they're way

01:04:09.550 --> 01:04:13.769
less than Chicago. And we're fucking... What?

01:04:14.650 --> 01:04:18.590
But we're less. The population is way less. It's

01:04:18.590 --> 01:04:20.610
crazy. You really think this guy's gonna get

01:04:20.610 --> 01:04:23.929
it? New York? Who? The communist? Oh, Mamdami,

01:04:24.250 --> 01:04:27.550
yeah. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami.

01:04:27.550 --> 01:04:29.989
Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami.

01:04:30.610 --> 01:04:32.369
Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami.

01:04:32.809 --> 01:04:37.730
Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami.

01:04:37.730 --> 01:04:37.769
Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami.

01:04:37.769 --> 01:04:39.559
Mamdami. Mamdami. Mamdami. He wants to tax only

01:04:39.559 --> 01:04:41.420
the rich white neighborhoods. This is what they

01:04:41.420 --> 01:04:43.340
get. You vote, you get what you, you know what

01:04:43.340 --> 01:04:45.260
I mean? Yeah. You reap what you sow. He claims

01:04:45.260 --> 01:04:48.599
to be African. He's going to be fucked. Well,

01:04:49.400 --> 01:04:52.400
he's, well, he's born in Africa. So he's like

01:04:52.400 --> 01:04:54.900
an anchor baby probably for his parents from

01:04:54.900 --> 01:04:57.079
wherever the fuck they're from. He's rich. He's

01:04:57.079 --> 01:05:01.780
super rich. They're both, they're both like college,

01:05:01.880 --> 01:05:04.840
yeah, foreigners, but college professors. He

01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:08.739
looks more like a... A fucking Arab. He's a Muslim

01:05:08.739 --> 01:05:11.679
Arab. He is an Arab. He is. But he claims...

01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:13.219
I just said a Muslim terrorist. He doesn't wear

01:05:13.219 --> 01:05:18.239
the suit he used to wear. He's a Muslim terrorist.

01:05:18.239 --> 01:05:21.639
Fucking communist. And he's gonna win the mayoral

01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:25.480
race. I hope not. Do you know who I'm talking

01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:26.920
about? You want to know why he's going to win,

01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:28.820
George? What? You want to know why he's going

01:05:28.820 --> 01:05:30.880
to win? No, I don't think he's going to. No,

01:05:30.960 --> 01:05:32.599
but you want to know why he's going to. Because

01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:35.099
we need the Civil War. Because we've never, ever

01:05:35.099 --> 01:05:38.559
seen communism or any of this type of stuff,

01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:40.460
like state -run grocery stores and all this other

01:05:40.460 --> 01:05:42.059
bullshit. And we're going to. Running out of

01:05:42.059 --> 01:05:44.480
the other parts of the city. Oh, but we have.

01:05:44.639 --> 01:05:46.800
Look at all democratic -run cities. And I'm not

01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:49.440
being stupid. I hate politics. I don't like saying

01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:52.210
it, but it's like... Fucking communism doesn't

01:05:52.210 --> 01:05:54.150
work. Look at all these countries that are doing

01:05:54.150 --> 01:05:56.210
it. Exactly. But they're all puppet countries.

01:05:56.469 --> 01:05:58.349
Everything is fake and gay. Everything is a lie.

01:05:58.550 --> 01:06:01.070
Chicago. We're stuck in a power line. It was

01:06:01.070 --> 01:06:03.130
better when I was a kid, didn't know all the

01:06:03.130 --> 01:06:07.210
truth. Me too, man. When I was blind to everything.

01:06:07.510 --> 01:06:09.960
Oh yeah, when you were a sheep? And you didn't

01:06:09.960 --> 01:06:11.639
wake up a little bit, because now once you wake

01:06:11.639 --> 01:06:13.860
up, you can't go back. Not even a sheep, just

01:06:13.860 --> 01:06:16.280
unaware completely, because you were so young

01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:18.619
that you didn't fucking care. You didn't even

01:06:18.619 --> 01:06:21.900
know it existed. But once you realize what exists,

01:06:23.019 --> 01:06:26.199
everything loses perspective. You're never gonna...

01:06:26.199 --> 01:06:28.940
What you thought was real back then, George...

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Wasn't even real to be happy. You just weren't

01:06:31.409 --> 01:06:34.190
awake to see it. You know what I mean? So like

01:06:34.190 --> 01:06:36.630
this bullshit's been going on and on and on.

01:06:36.630 --> 01:06:38.789
And all of a sudden we wake up one day and we're

01:06:38.789 --> 01:06:41.130
like, oh, now we got to go to work and we got

01:06:41.130 --> 01:06:42.929
to do what the government says. We got to tax

01:06:42.929 --> 01:06:46.090
this. We got to do this. I'm in jail. What? Yeah.

01:06:46.429 --> 01:06:50.030
What the fuck? It's like, why the fuck? Why do

01:06:50.030 --> 01:06:52.710
we have to make police cars undercover? Don't

01:06:52.710 --> 01:06:56.210
they work for us? Nope. They work against us.

01:06:56.409 --> 01:06:59.670
You know, it's crazy. Around here, we got the

01:06:59.670 --> 01:07:02.289
cop cars. They have black with black writing.

01:07:02.510 --> 01:07:05.590
It's like shiny black car with matte black writing.

01:07:05.969 --> 01:07:08.750
Right. You know, in Europe, the cars are like

01:07:08.750 --> 01:07:11.510
bright pink or they would be like, yeah, they

01:07:11.510 --> 01:07:14.469
look like your shirts and needles you got to

01:07:14.469 --> 01:07:19.489
wear at the, you know, green and yellow. It looked

01:07:19.489 --> 01:07:22.630
like a highlighter pens. Everything was high

01:07:22.630 --> 01:07:25.489
visibility on the cops. This is the cops. And

01:07:25.489 --> 01:07:28.679
it made people fucking chill out. It wasn't like

01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:30.739
they were hiding trying to just get a ticket

01:07:30.739 --> 01:07:33.659
out of you. It was like they were really, really

01:07:33.659 --> 01:07:36.579
visible. I go past the cop truck back in over

01:07:36.579 --> 01:07:41.099
by the VFW. And he had the black on the side.

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I was looking at it and I thought, I better not

01:07:43.239 --> 01:07:47.679
stare at him. It's fucking sneaky. He could come

01:07:47.679 --> 01:07:49.260
pull me over and ask me, why were you looking

01:07:49.260 --> 01:07:51.719
at me? Well, why are we letting them hide? You

01:07:51.719 --> 01:07:53.679
look like a fucking criminal to me, man. What

01:07:53.679 --> 01:07:56.019
are you looking at me for? Well, gee, because

01:07:56.019 --> 01:08:00.460
you have a car, a cop car with black, with black

01:08:00.460 --> 01:08:03.480
writing, and it looks like a regular car. But

01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:06.079
you know what that's for, Larry? Well, no. You

01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:08.159
know what that's for? So they look normal, so

01:08:08.159 --> 01:08:10.400
you speed past them, they can bust you. Or you

01:08:10.400 --> 01:08:11.860
break the law. Well, he was right down the street

01:08:11.860 --> 01:08:15.090
from that little, uh... The whatchamacallit over

01:08:15.090 --> 01:08:17.649
there that little mini brewery microbrewery.

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Drunk to pull out, yeah. Can you walk a straight

01:08:24.250 --> 01:08:26.930
line, sir? Behind the VFW, I know what you're

01:08:26.930 --> 01:08:28.850
talking about now. I didn't just see you pull

01:08:28.850 --> 01:08:31.050
out of a bar or anything. Nope, I didn't see

01:08:31.050 --> 01:08:33.529
that. Nope. No idea where you're coming from,

01:08:33.689 --> 01:08:37.250
I'm sure. How many times? How many accidents

01:08:37.250 --> 01:08:40.550
have you been in, Mark, where you just fled the

01:08:40.550 --> 01:08:43.949
scene before the cops got there because you didn't

01:08:43.949 --> 01:08:46.449
want to fucking deal with the cops? Oh, every

01:08:46.449 --> 01:08:48.829
accident that's happened. How many in the last

01:08:48.829 --> 01:08:51.550
year? Every accident I've been in. Hey, what

01:08:51.550 --> 01:08:53.829
are you, a fucking cop trying to implicate him?

01:08:54.189 --> 01:08:56.710
Don't answer that, Donnie. Down here for, as

01:08:56.710 --> 01:08:58.250
your public, what were you? It's actually not

01:08:58.250 --> 01:08:59.550
me, it's one of your other peers. Yeah, there

01:08:59.550 --> 01:09:01.289
was no, it wasn't me, it wasn't him, it was someone

01:09:01.289 --> 01:09:02.989
else. Do you think we really need the police

01:09:02.989 --> 01:09:04.890
here for this? Well, here's the deal. Everyone

01:09:04.890 --> 01:09:06.329
else always says no. You don't have your SUV

01:09:06.329 --> 01:09:08.930
anymore? Yeah, I got it. It's getting fixed.

01:09:10.770 --> 01:09:14.930
It really is, George. He hit somebody, sideswiped

01:09:14.930 --> 01:09:18.850
somebody, all high on dope. So, you know, and

01:09:18.850 --> 01:09:21.850
then it's always some lady, and I can imagine

01:09:21.850 --> 01:09:24.930
the husband going, oh, you got into another fucking

01:09:24.930 --> 01:09:27.510
accident, but she gets home and the cops and

01:09:27.510 --> 01:09:30.189
all that. So at least she can go home and say,

01:09:30.590 --> 01:09:34.409
the cops didn't get involved. So at least she

01:09:34.409 --> 01:09:36.789
has that working for her. So that's how Mark

01:09:36.789 --> 01:09:39.229
gets away with it. Because, you know, he doesn't

01:09:39.229 --> 01:09:42.729
want them going through his car and finding all

01:09:42.729 --> 01:09:44.770
the dope and everything. Well, it's a giant waste

01:09:44.770 --> 01:09:47.840
of time, too, the police report, you know. Somebody

01:09:47.840 --> 01:09:49.859
gets hurt if something's hurt. You have to have

01:09:49.859 --> 01:09:51.760
some yeah, but in Illinois you can just exchange

01:09:51.760 --> 01:09:56.119
fucking yes information and exactly exactly which

01:09:56.119 --> 01:09:58.560
is all right though because you know what your

01:09:58.560 --> 01:10:01.220
Chances of a few bad airbags if you went off

01:10:01.220 --> 01:10:03.760
though. No, but if you know everybody yeah, so

01:10:03.760 --> 01:10:07.619
Somebody in the city getting shot are very high

01:10:07.619 --> 01:10:10.399
Exactly, right if the airbags you off you can't

01:10:10.399 --> 01:10:12.159
drive the car of the airbags go up. That's an

01:10:12.159 --> 01:10:15.100
accident Yeah, it's over 30 my 25 30 miles an

01:10:15.100 --> 01:10:18.140
hour Alright, something like that. Alright, we're

01:10:18.140 --> 01:10:20.039
talking about airbags now. Alright, everybody.

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Alright, thank you. Thanks for tuning in to our

01:10:23.800 --> 01:10:25.939
fucking show. It's an electric car, you gotta

01:10:25.939 --> 01:10:27.340
start it, it's electric, you don't even hear

01:10:27.340 --> 01:10:30.399
it start. Really appreciate it. You got an electric

01:10:30.399 --> 01:10:32.720
one? Peace. Right now I do, yeah, the Toyota

01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:35.239
Cambry, my rental. Is it gonna be charged enough

01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:38.300
for... No, it's a hybrid. Fuck. It only works

01:10:38.300 --> 01:10:40.300
on electric when it works on electric, but when

01:10:40.300 --> 01:10:41.279
it's running, it's... What the fuck?