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Welcome to Larry Needles Show. Thank you very

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much for tuning in. As you can see, I'm very

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grateful. I'm Needles. I'm Larry. I'm Kiki. Happy

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Friday to everybody today. Happy Friday. Even

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though we probably won't air this till Monday.

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Yeah. We had a viewer question those they wanted

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to ask Larry how his new car was I Shouldn't

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laugh. Yeah, but the Lord giveth and the Lord

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take all I say get the lighter, please I got

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a brand new, well not brand new, I got a 2011

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Camry for my wife. I had. Because I didn't want,

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I said I got, I bought. I got a car. So we bought

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a car. Technically you still got it. Because

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I wanted her to, you know, be safe because our

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other cars are quite a bit older than 2011. Let's

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just go with car talk right off the bat. And

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so, first time we got insurance two days ago.

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First time fucking driving the thing. Some bitch

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pulls out right in front of my wife. Couldn't

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even stop. I mean, like, I'm talking five feet

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in front of her, plowed right into her, T -boned

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her. Thank God that she got the ticket. It was

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her fault. That wasn't your wife. No, no. It

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was the other lady's fault. So needless to say,

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Larry's car is... Donzo one day drove it for

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fucking ten minutes, and then here's the other

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thing that's bad though now my wife another lost

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to Larry She's all bruised up her chest and shit,

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and that's cuz Larry's on steroids and that has

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nothing to do with the car I also got I got bronchitis.

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Yeah, you got no time for that nobody That's

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what we wanted you to do. I thought I was gonna

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die I woke up in the middle of the night get

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me a cold pop how cold It was fucking cold, and

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I thought I smelled smoke, and I said, Lord Jesus,

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it's a fire. Oh, a fire? I ran out the house.

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Well, you wanna know why she didn't know? Because

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her smoke alarm wasn't working because it kept

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beeping. The ceiling bird. You don't know what

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that's from? Why do I have a ceiling bird? You

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don't want to have time for that? I know where

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I'm from, but... So no, so I got diagnosed...

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Wait a second, let's catch Kiki up. Remember

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the black lady that said her house is on fire

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and she ran... I got bronchitis! I got bronchitis!

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Yeah, but that's why she didn't realize it was

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on fire because the ceiling bird was a jerk.

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But two days ago... It all comes together, holy

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shit! I thought I was gonna die because I couldn't

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fucking breathe at all. I thought I had pneumonia

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for sure. You're like Larry Floyd. Cause it was

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going on. Wait a second. What's the date today?

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What's the date today? 18th? No, is it? 17th.

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So wait a second. George Floyd, six years clean.

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14th. That was George Floyd's birthday, wasn't

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it? No, his birthday is on Charlie Kirk's birthday.

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Yeah, the 14th. Yeah, something like that. So

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it was three days ago. So you missed George Floyd

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by one day. So I went to the doctor. I went to

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one of those, remember, you walk in places. Well,

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you went to what's -his -name's clinic. Vinnie

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Boombats. No, Tom's. Oh yeah, Tom's. Yeah, but

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he went in ass first. I went to Tom's and it

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turned out I had bronchitis. He took some x -rays.

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He got a new x -ray machine from a veterinarian

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that didn't need it anymore. So I had to get

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pretty low for the x -ray. Yeah, he's like, you're

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in between this raccoon and this cat that has

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diabetes missing a leg. I can't lie. Yeah, we

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call him Bernie Mac. So I feel better that it's

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bronchitis instead of pneumonia, but I am all

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fucking steroided up now. And he just wants to

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fight and fuck right now. Who knows what's going

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to happen first? But smoking's good for you while

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you're in bronchitis. Oh yeah, they said smoke

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as much as you can. You should do cocaine too

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while you're at it. Let's bring the sphere together.

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And then he said, here's a phone book. Work the

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body, not the face on your wife. But yeah, no,

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so Larry Carr, RIP. So now, yeah, we got to deal

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with this shit. No, that's right, though. You'll

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get a couple fucking shackles and you'll be good.

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Hopefully you get the same amount that you paid

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for the car. Yeah, we just paid probably $8 ,800

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for that. $8 ,800. Man, it must be warm up. And,

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um... Yeah, shoulder hurt. Yeah, it's fucking

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sad, because, you know, she really liked the

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car, too, and it was a nice car. So now we gotta

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fucking go through that bullshit again. Fuck

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the government. They fucking really just bamboozle

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you out of everything. I was thinking the other

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day, I meant to say it last week, we were talking

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about Rogan. You know, Rogan this, Rogan that.

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You were talking about Rogan last week? Yeah,

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a little bit. Somebody was on his show that we

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were talking about. Oh yeah, the fucking O. And

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the thing is, his name is Rogan, it's so close

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to Rogan, and the fucker don't have a hair on

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his head. This is what you think about. Doesn't

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that seem a little ironic to you? Not really.

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His name is so close to Rogan, and he's fucking

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bald. I mean, you're making my head hurt right

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now. You really are. That's what you came up

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with? You ever written down on a piece of paper?

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So I didn't forget. I wrote down Rogan. You wrote

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that down on a piece of paper? I wrote Rogan

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down because... Rogan Rogane. I mean, you're

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fucking like John Panetta over here. Well, here's

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the thing, man. I didn't want to forget. Hey,

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you know what? I'm going to get back to your

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car real quick. The accident. Is Illinois a no

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-fault state? As in, if you're an illegal, then

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you have no fault. No. Well now, you know, San

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Diego, I got t -boned by a guy. Going down a

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hill. I was at stop sign. He was supposed to

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stop I go through he just goes right through

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the stop sign because the Sun was setting He's

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like, I didn't even couldn't even see the damn

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stop sign. I really think this is just a euphemism

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for gay sex underneath the boardwalk. He got

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me real good. He ran me real good. I hate those

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stop sign situations. He rear -ended me. Guy

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rear -ended me right under the boardwalk. But

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now all of a sudden we call the cops and the

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cops are like Nah, they're like, was anybody

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hurt? I'm like, oh yeah, Illinois isn't. So he

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didn't get a ticket? I'm like, no. He's like,

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well, it's a no -fault state, so it doesn't matter.

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Like, even like my insurance, they're like, well,

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technically you weren't at fault, but you're

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still getting screwed with your insurance. Oh,

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really? Yeah, oh, my insurance skyrocketed. Ours

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is not a no -fault state. The other lady's insurance

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is going to pay for us. Yeah. Well, no, even

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if you don't get a ticket. Their insurance still

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cover my car, but my insurance, like now, there's

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no tickets issued. Yeah. Nothing. Thank God she

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got a ticket. No, no, we just talked about this

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with my Kia. Remember dude, so fucking dude.

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I was driving down the fucking road. Some guy

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break checks me. I run into him I'm in a Kia

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this guy's in a huge Tahoe a fucking I chased

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this guy down to get his license plate It's not

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a Kia truck ladies and gentlemen. No, no, it

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was a little it was the school It was the hamster

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Kia the one with the whatever. Yeah, and uh the

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fucking uh, he has code for little sweet. It

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was a gear Very gay, but uh, what do you call

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it? Um The fucking guy, the brake checks me again.

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And then so I pull up next to him and I'm like,

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what the fuck? Yeah, he rams into my car. Larry

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saw my car. Yeah, I did. It was hit on every

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single side. This guy in a huge Tahoe. He was

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trying to kill you. Dude, he fucking T -boned

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me. Yeah, he T -boned me. Yeah, you don't go

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against a bigger truck. Dude. He owned me, and

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we were on the highway, and we're doing like

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55. And he's just hammering the gas. Pushing

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him sideways. And I'm looking right at him. Dude,

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my driver's side was pushed like all the way

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in. It was like all the way fucking up to me.

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Holy shit. I didn't get a ticket. The guy got

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a ticket, and I still, my insurance went up.

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No, that's all of a sudden. That's what I mean.

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Sorry. My insurance, yeah, my insurance. That

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was a real problem. But his insurance pay for

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it? No. I had to go to the company, and then

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they said that I was supposed to get double of

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what I got from the insurance company, and they

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didn't give it to me. Sorry, Kiki. Those fucks.

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But that's what's fucked up now. All of these

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blue states are fucking no -fault states. Dude,

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first of all, they're giving... I'm sorry, I

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didn't mean to interrupt you, but they're giving

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licenses to people that say no given name. Yeah,

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no name given. First of all... Well, they said,

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well, they're giving them C -class truck driving

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license. Yeah, they're giving them both. You

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have a fucking deadly weapon. Check this out,

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though. We all know... What it go what you got

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to go through to the fucking state, Illinois

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to get your fucking license How many may have

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pieces of mail and other IDs with pictures Social

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Security card of birth certificate passport How

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do you get through and have a blank spot on your

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card? What do you mean? How do you really are

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you really asking? Yeah, but I mean how how is

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this possible man? We mean how is it possible?

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It's a blue state. They go to the DMV, they pay

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these people off. We live in a blue state. Yeah,

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they pay these people off. Remember Dan Ryan?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Or, dude, they fucking, that

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was a cute - Jim Ryan? Jim Ryan, yeah, Jim Ryan,

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my bad. Dan Ryan's a highway. Dan Ryan's a expressway.

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Yeah. Jim Ryan got busted. Oh, yeah, he did he

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got he was a secretary He was giving out legal

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licenses And what happened was a tractor trailer

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rammed into a fucking car full of people on the

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highway killed all four of them guys on drugs

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same bullshit Listen, it's the same shit over

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over here. Tell you what itself if I was secretary

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of state I'd be doing the same shit. I'll tell

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you what though, if I owned a business and it

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was a trucking company and some asshole came

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to me with a CDL that said no name given for

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first name, I would not hire the motherfucker.

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You're $50 ,000 to hire me. Well, no, you know

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what they do though. No. Why would they do that?

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They're $10 .99, they're self -employed. They're

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just getting hired to deliver something. Yeah,

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but first of all - You're picking up, they're

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a middle man. But here's the deal though. You

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have, okay, so this guy has this license. You

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gotta have a liaison, a middleman, like you said,

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a conduit to put him with this person that's

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gonna hire him. They're getting kickbacks to

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hire these people. Well, if they're driving a

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company truck, yeah. Who's getting the kickbacks?

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Exactly, the fucking state. It's all like USAID

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shit, man. It's all trickled back. It's probably

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some NGO. Yeah. You know? Non -gay official,

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unlike you. Yeah, I was writing down this thing.

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Some Haitian cover. Yeah, some guy who fucks

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chickens and drinks blood. I was listening to,

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you know, I was thinking of that Beatles song

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where he's like, and the FBI, and the CIA, and

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the BBC, BB King, Matt Busby, dig it. Dig It,

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you don't know that one, okay? No, I've never

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heard of this thing. This is the most vaguest,

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fetal song ever. It's a deep cut, man. Yeah,

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it's very vague. What's the name of it? It's

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called Dig It. And then I just started writing

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down all the fucking things, and I thought I'm

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gonna make my own song that says fuck the A -T

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-F. I thought you should put Nigget. HHS, IDF,

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FISA, FBI, CIA, CDC, MI6, MI5, CFS, CDC, ICE,

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IRS, IRA. There's so many of them. D -E -I. Here,

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listen. C -P -D, C -P -S. Jesus, man. The who?

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W -E -F. You know what I mean? Okay, now you're

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just reading off acronyms. But I'm just saying

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there's so many. What do the E -T -F and chocolate

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have in common? They'll kill your dog. Ruby Ridge.

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Because they killed fucking what's -his -nuts

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-his -dog. Snuggles? Of course, snuggles. Yeah.

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RIP Snuggle. He died in vain for two inches on

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a sawed -off shotgun. You know, I just saw...

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I got to watch it. Not that it's Raider. Interview

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with the guy that was on... That survived. Gary

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Ridge. Is that what his name is? Ruby Ridge?

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Yeah, he survived. Yeah, Gary Ridgeway. I got

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to watch that. I think it was. Yeah, two inches

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short on a shotgun. But you know, listen, here's

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the fucking deal. We're in a police state right

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now Literally, we can drive 20 minutes away from

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here and be completely involved in a riot right

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now Yeah, which would be amazing because tomorrow's

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that protest and it's literally gonna be fucking

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blocks away, dude Yeah, well that black protest.

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Yeah, no King's not tomorrow 20 minutes away.

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I'm gonna tell you right now. They're gonna have

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the highway shut down Everything every time they

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say no Kings I think of some black dudes. Martin

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Luther King? Total Sanuk? Well not Martin Luther

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King shit, but it's like the blacks call themselves

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kings. Latin Kings. Well, here's the thing, though.

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If there were kings, there'd be no - Protests.

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Yeah, there'd be - There'd be no protests against

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them. They would reel out the guillotine, and

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everybody would - Who wants to protest first?

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Yeah. Boom. And that's how they make an example

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of it. Absolutely. That's what they fucking do.

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Hey, boy, were you stealing? This is your Saudi

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Arabian friend. Yeah, I was stealing. All right,

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put your hands on this block. I'm going to chop

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them off. That's what we need. We need fucking

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repercussions. We need people to be scared. On

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the third strike, you lose a hand if you steal.

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Third strike? Not even the third strike. Third

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strike? You're a lenient motherfucker. Well,

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I think it's just because you've got such big

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hands that take two chops. Here's the thing.

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Underage kid stealing a candy bar from the drug

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store. That sounds like Larry's fantasy. They

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lose a finger and you tell them when you get

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older, dude. Well, first of all, you're going

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to know an aunt, an uncle, a friend. You're going

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to see a guy fucking two -digit Larry. This one

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was a Hershey bar. Imagine those guys just eating

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that dirty food with their two fingers, man.

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You can always tell them. They're usually skinnier

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because they can't scoop as much. We're living

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in the greatest. We've lived in the greatest

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times, man. These are the best of times and the

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worst of times. Our parents actually grew up

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in the best of times. We had no technology and

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now we're flush with technology. I could live

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without the technology. Let me tell you, my parents

00:14:23.759 --> 00:14:28.240
don't know how to do shit on the phone. They

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watch stupid TV. All day long? No, my mother

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has... Wow, but they're old. Yeah, my mom makes

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sure she has the exact same kind of phone I have

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at all times because I could go over there and

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work her phone for her and shit. She has a thing

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where it's hooked straight up to her hearing

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aid. So all of a sudden, you don't even hear

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her phone ring or anything. It's on hearing aid

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and all of a sudden she's talking to somebody

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and you're like... Wait, what the fuck? Are you

00:14:57.659 --> 00:14:59.320
losing your mind? This bitch is crazy, yeah.

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Did she get my eyeballs again? But it's just

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funny that people are like they got nothing else

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better to fucking do How about you faggots get

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to work? Don't go out on a Saturday and impede

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working people that want to get to work and have

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got to do their bullshit That's that's all that

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matters Highways I've been in the back of an

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ambulance and when I see an ambulance go by I

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always say fuck. I hope they make it Imagine

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now you're in a situation like that where you

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got to get to the hospital But don't you think

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that's like almost like murder, you know Fucking

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retarded. Thank you. That's fucking like, it's

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like rejuvenating lives and shit. Oh, well that's

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a guess. Should we just care? All of a sudden

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you think these people care? First of all, you

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should be able to fucking run right through them

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at your car. Two things I believe. Two blacks

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shouldn't hang, no more than two blacks should

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hang out anywhere at any time. No more than four

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liberals at any time. or you're allowed to plow

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them. Which way though? With your car? Yeah.

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Well, here's the thing though. The last time

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they did the King's protest, wasn't it during

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the Biden administration? Oh, shoot, I'm about

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to slam you, Benz. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm

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not sure. If this is the first... Hey, Maria!

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No, this is not. Did they ever have a no -Kings

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protest when Biden was president? No. They did

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have one, but it was still against Trump. Well,

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yeah, it was against Trump because he was running.

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So they wanted, or when Kamala was running. It

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wasn't against Biden, who was actually more like

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a king than any president. But here's the thing

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though, with Trump as president, I think they're

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more lenient if you plow through the crowd now.

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Like in Florida? If you protest on the street,

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you're a free game. I'm sure there's going to

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be guys in trucks. Fuck all this bullshit. We

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need to talk about how the Muzzies are taking

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over Minnesota. That's going to be a big fucking

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problem. You know we need to build a wall around

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Minnesota. That's what we need to do. And then

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you know what we need to do? But there's a lot

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of beautiful country there. OK, how about this

00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:54.059
then? I'll give you another. How about this?

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You know those big planes when they scoop up

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the water? We do pig's blood. We just fly over

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them. Oh, we just scoop up Muzzies. We do bacon

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on little parachutes, you know, the army guy.

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We do hot dogs at the ball games. Take all the

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fucking wild boars through Florida, truck them

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up there, and you start splitting it through

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a tower. What we do is we build a chain link

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fence around Minnesota. We put boars in between

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them, and then we build another fence. And here's

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the other thing. It's the land of 10 ,000 lakes.

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We could give them maybe like 12 of them. No.

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Twelve of them. No. Ten thousand of them. We're

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not giving them any. This is my America. Yeah.

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First of all, we blood them with pig's blood.

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Yeah, and in my America, it's no bluzzies. Actually,

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that's the better answer, but you know what?

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I'm being tolerant right now. I'm being a Christian.

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You know what I mean? As Funtates would say,

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yeah, we're not here to kill anybody. No, just

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name them. Yeah, we just want to scare them so

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they leave. Or yes, exactly. Just make them realize

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that... But it is really aggravating if some

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assholes would be fucking blocking the highway.

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Yeah. I remember we were in fucking, check this

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out. Listen, you're not going to be able to drive

00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:14.039
downtown anywhere. Ambulances are not going to

00:19:14.039 --> 00:19:16.180
get through like you said. Cops are not going

00:19:16.180 --> 00:19:18.359
to get through like you said. Shit is going to

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be going. Here's what they did. This is the most

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opposite of what, no kings. The surfs are out

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there fucking other surfs. for no kings right

00:19:28.220 --> 00:19:31.680
now. Well, we'll see how the National Guard,

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ICE, and all them handle these no ICE protests.

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We were going to... Somebody's gonna get shot,

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somebody's gonna get killed, the bomb's gonna

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go off. Santiago, Chile, the city, from the airport,

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and all of a sudden... the traffic just stops

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and the cab driver just turns the car off. And

00:19:49.849 --> 00:19:52.009
we sat there for like three hours and I'm like,

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what the fuck is going on? He says it is a protest,

00:19:55.609 --> 00:19:58.890
a political protest. They started the whole highway

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on fire. And so by the time we got by there,

00:20:02.210 --> 00:20:04.829
you could see the remnants of all this shit that

00:20:04.829 --> 00:20:08.329
was on, and some shit still on fire. They had

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traffic moving in and I told, I was with Mr.

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X and I said, dude, We're gonna fucking see this

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shit on the news tonight. And he's like, oh,

00:20:17.670 --> 00:20:21.109
fuck yeah. And they didn't say a fucking word

00:20:21.109 --> 00:20:22.849
about it. Yeah, protest or gay, cause you know

00:20:22.849 --> 00:20:25.470
what? Just like here though, like because the

00:20:25.470 --> 00:20:28.029
left fucking leaning government doesn't want

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you to see. You'll see it all over the place

00:20:29.750 --> 00:20:32.990
tomorrow. Internet is - But we didn't see anything

00:20:32.990 --> 00:20:35.329
about it. You're in Chile though. Yeah. That's

00:20:35.329 --> 00:20:37.250
completely different than fucking the United

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States. I'm just saying though, that was the

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first time I experienced getting shut down and

00:20:41.849 --> 00:20:44.190
it was - I'll tell you right now, I can find

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a feed, I'm sorry to interrupt you, I'll get

00:20:45.569 --> 00:20:47.309
quick. I can find a feed right now that people

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are gearing up right now for the protest tomorrow

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and they're out there all night already and somebody's

00:20:52.130 --> 00:20:53.569
filming it and I can find it. So is it tomorrow?

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Yes, 18th. Well here's the thing too, I don't

00:20:56.349 --> 00:20:59.329
understand like these protests. You think people

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are going to get behind you when you're shutting

00:21:01.329 --> 00:21:04.250
down hybrids? Right. That's the worst way. Well,

00:21:04.369 --> 00:21:06.490
but people don't think like that. Let's make

00:21:06.490 --> 00:21:09.049
friends. You're going to fucking make everyone

00:21:09.049 --> 00:21:11.089
mad at you. Yeah. You know, it'd be great though.

00:21:11.190 --> 00:21:12.589
We could probably go into that crowd and just

00:21:12.589 --> 00:21:15.769
grab butts all day long. Yeah, but just sexually

00:21:15.769 --> 00:21:20.410
assault all the blue hairs. And you'd have a

00:21:20.410 --> 00:21:22.849
mask on. They'd never find out who it was. But

00:21:22.849 --> 00:21:24.650
you know what's going to happen? You're going

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to hit a mixed bag every once in a while, if

00:21:26.769 --> 00:21:30.430
you know what I mean. Always. Most of those chicks

00:21:30.430 --> 00:21:33.450
have Adam's apples. Yeah, I got that door knocker

00:21:33.450 --> 00:21:38.700
all of a sudden. Oh, because some of those loonies

00:21:38.700 --> 00:21:40.559
are pretty good. There are some good -looking

00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:42.720
loonies out there. It's like a knock -knock joke.

00:21:42.839 --> 00:21:46.319
Knock -knock. Who's their Paula? It's just like

00:21:46.319 --> 00:21:48.220
anything. There's always good -looking people

00:21:48.220 --> 00:21:50.559
out there, but their fucking minds are warped

00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:52.779
right now. What, did you see that one broad that

00:21:52.779 --> 00:21:55.619
got charged with trying to kill an ICE agent

00:21:55.619 --> 00:21:58.619
or officer? She had some tattoo on her forehead

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and a bunch of earrings everywhere. What'd it

00:22:00.359 --> 00:22:04.220
take? What's that? You see it? What was her name?

00:22:04.730 --> 00:22:07.490
Yeah, she had some kind of like, some, it almost

00:22:07.490 --> 00:22:10.009
looked like the Nazi... Was it written or tattooed?

00:22:10.390 --> 00:22:12.670
Swastika wings, but it was something... Oh, the

00:22:12.670 --> 00:22:14.250
Waffen, the Luftwaffen. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah.

00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:20.240
Oh Mike, oh my mrs. Kelly bail bail her out,

00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:23.200
but there was no swastika. Oh, yeah, she had

00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:26.480
the I think she had nose ring like What do you

00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:28.299
call that? I get a 9 -volt battery and we do

00:22:28.299 --> 00:22:30.880
full play with it. What did they call though?

00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:32.880
Oh, it's like a bull ring. It's like some sort

00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:35.319
of ring. What was the name for that though? The

00:22:35.319 --> 00:22:38.740
septum? The septum piercing. Yeah, but she wasn't

00:22:38.740 --> 00:22:42.240
bad -looking. Minus the ring But they're just

00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:43.779
for play though, you think they'd take a 9 -volt

00:22:43.779 --> 00:22:48.240
battery? I know a couple of those ring girls.

00:22:48.660 --> 00:22:52.500
A little tug. They're not all so bad. The funny

00:22:52.500 --> 00:22:54.359
thing is - Who's not all so bad? A lot of those

00:22:54.359 --> 00:22:56.140
girls with those rings like that. No, they're

00:22:56.140 --> 00:22:58.019
brainwashed. I know a lot of them. They are brainwashed.

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Which brings me to my next point. Oh boy, here

00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:03.059
we go. I made the fucking punk rock thing Tuesday

00:23:03.059 --> 00:23:04.700
night. Which please don't use that when you show

00:23:04.700 --> 00:23:06.730
these, because that's not punk rock. I know,

00:23:06.769 --> 00:23:09.549
but this is how brainwashed they are. These are

00:23:09.549 --> 00:23:13.569
four stickers I got. I got them in little plastic

00:23:13.569 --> 00:23:15.210
stagefarm things. Show them the sticker first.

00:23:16.369 --> 00:23:19.750
This is at your show? Not my show, but it was

00:23:19.750 --> 00:23:23.910
an open mic. One of them says, is he dead yet?

00:23:24.450 --> 00:23:28.730
The other sticker says, voting is hard, fascism

00:23:28.730 --> 00:23:32.650
is harder, which I don't really even get. And

00:23:32.650 --> 00:23:36.490
then they got, fuck ICE with the Run DMC. That

00:23:36.490 --> 00:23:38.589
sort of looks like it, yeah. Which is cool, because

00:23:38.589 --> 00:23:41.069
I like Ike. I do like that, yeah. It almost looks

00:23:41.069 --> 00:23:43.789
like fuck Ike. And then this one's funny. Don't

00:23:43.789 --> 00:23:47.309
be a Jagoff. Fight fascism. And I think I'm just

00:23:47.309 --> 00:23:50.029
going to cut this one and just have it don't

00:23:50.029 --> 00:23:52.470
be a Jagoff and stick it on a guitar. I mean,

00:23:52.589 --> 00:23:55.109
so I love how State Farm sponsors that. Well,

00:23:55.210 --> 00:23:59.049
I was at the insurance place. I had to get some

00:23:59.049 --> 00:24:00.170
paperwork. Oh, you had to get some cards. You're

00:24:00.170 --> 00:24:02.069
like, hey, can I put my faggot stickers in here?

00:24:02.750 --> 00:24:05.230
This is crazy. These people are idiots. Who's

00:24:05.230 --> 00:24:07.109
making those stickers though? And this is at

00:24:07.109 --> 00:24:10.809
a show. Some band or some kid. We should hand

00:24:10.809 --> 00:24:13.730
out our own stickers. That's what they do. Someone

00:24:13.730 --> 00:24:15.930
made them. Yeah, we should hand out our own stickers.

00:24:16.150 --> 00:24:18.210
Can you come up with a good one? I'm giving you

00:24:18.210 --> 00:24:19.589
something to do right now. Okay, let's do it.

00:24:19.769 --> 00:24:23.250
My god, he just looks at me. Yeah. But the fuck

00:24:23.250 --> 00:24:26.390
ice with the Run DMC is here. Democrats are faggots.

00:24:26.730 --> 00:24:28.509
That's what we should make. That's a good one.

00:24:28.890 --> 00:24:33.170
You know what I mean? Okay. You understand now?

00:24:33.210 --> 00:24:36.670
Can you pick up with that? I'm picking up with

00:24:36.670 --> 00:24:42.170
your legs. Does your blue hair match the drapes?

00:24:44.089 --> 00:24:49.549
That's a good one. There you go. See? My other

00:24:49.549 --> 00:24:53.970
car is Kamala Harris. I mean, you can't do this

00:24:53.970 --> 00:25:00.119
with me? No back and forth with you guys? What

00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:04.599
the fuck? Oh, man. How many inches under your

00:25:04.599 --> 00:25:07.779
neck is the highest tattoo? Dude, that is the

00:25:07.779 --> 00:25:15.259
longest bumper sticker ever. Jesus. It didn't

00:25:15.259 --> 00:25:20.000
even make sense either. Neck tattoo, comma. I

00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:22.619
see you've had sexual intercourse with your family.

00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:25.819
I know that's a little long. I mean, that is

00:25:25.819 --> 00:25:39.440
a comma in it, even. You might land a tilde It's

00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:43.039
a complete bumper sticker man Larry I mean, yeah,

00:25:43.079 --> 00:25:47.140
it's a whole bumper sticker What starts at one

00:25:47.140 --> 00:25:52.619
end of the one wheel well to the other oh My

00:25:52.619 --> 00:25:54.960
god, well, I mean you did try Larry. I'll give

00:25:54.960 --> 00:25:57.779
you that You're just wearing fucking stanzas

00:25:57.779 --> 00:26:01.859
now. I do love it. But yeah, no, these people

00:26:01.859 --> 00:26:04.619
are insane, which I love. I could say, I got

00:26:04.619 --> 00:26:07.819
one for you. Vegan, with a question mark. Does

00:26:07.819 --> 00:26:11.099
my dick in your mouth count? I mean, Larry, you

00:26:11.099 --> 00:26:14.059
can't, a bumper sticker is simplistic. It's not,

00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:20.819
you just can't. Can you hear this guy? These

00:26:20.819 --> 00:26:25.529
can be t -shirts, not bumper stickers. If you

00:26:25.529 --> 00:26:28.130
don't like girl sex, keep your mouth shut. I

00:26:28.130 --> 00:26:31.430
like young and dumb. That's how I like them.

00:26:33.289 --> 00:26:35.609
You got, I mean, it's like... I got one. Hey,

00:26:35.690 --> 00:26:39.529
I think I know your dad. That's pretty good.

00:26:44.329 --> 00:26:54.049
I mean it's not even it's horrible My head hurt

00:26:54.049 --> 00:26:56.589
it was so bad you actually drew attention to

00:26:56.589 --> 00:26:59.450
us to watch that bomb hey guys look at this shit

00:26:59.450 --> 00:27:04.089
bag I'm about to throw But that's all right though.

00:27:04.490 --> 00:27:06.670
The funny thing is is that I wonder where...

00:27:06.670 --> 00:27:09.509
Come here, I got a rag for you to sniff. Yeah.

00:27:10.150 --> 00:27:13.660
Smell my flower. But I'm telling you though we

00:27:13.660 --> 00:27:15.960
could fucking we would probably clean up there

00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:19.420
too It's like uh, but what do these people do

00:27:19.420 --> 00:27:20.920
during the day? That's what I don't understand

00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:22.720
cuz I know they bust a lot of these fucking people

00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:24.799
in obviously, you know what? And I mean shout

00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:29.539
out to JP JB fucking fat boy fat and It's white

00:27:29.539 --> 00:27:31.880
Brandon Johnson. They are doing the best job.

00:27:31.980 --> 00:27:34.480
I've ever seen anybody do you see Pritzker said

00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:37.940
he won 1 .4 million dollars winning black Yeah,

00:27:38.140 --> 00:27:40.039
I mean he didn't go and tell anybody but people

00:27:40.039 --> 00:27:45.440
found it lucky night one night like holy shit

00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:47.460
man you're the luckiest son of a bitch i ever

00:27:47.460 --> 00:27:50.319
know playing cards playing blackjack yeah that's

00:27:50.319 --> 00:27:53.519
such bullshit yeah like they would say get this

00:27:53.519 --> 00:27:54.779
motherfucker off the table i'm gonna tell you

00:27:54.779 --> 00:27:57.420
right now who's this fat fuck he's gotta eat

00:27:57.420 --> 00:28:01.779
he's not gonna sit down and do a run maybe he

00:28:01.779 --> 00:28:05.319
spent a hundred and four million dollars in on

00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:08.000
food no but here you want to do some blue hairs

00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:10.000
well i have a theory of what it's about because

00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:13.359
you know online games a gambling came to Illinois

00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:18.380
this year, okay? So it's a kickback. And so they're

00:28:18.380 --> 00:28:20.019
gonna say, you know what I mean? Like that's

00:28:20.019 --> 00:28:21.960
how they paid them off. Because it's all for

00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:24.140
gambling. No, yeah, we're gonna let you win 1

00:28:24.140 --> 00:28:27.180
.4 million. You give us the license, the first

00:28:27.180 --> 00:28:30.299
license of online gambling. It's like sporting

00:28:30.299 --> 00:28:31.960
draft kings or sports, something like that. Where

00:28:31.960 --> 00:28:35.059
did he win this? It supposedly was at, oh, in

00:28:35.059 --> 00:28:38.200
Vegas. Someone's gotta find the video now. This

00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:42.009
wasn't at the Elgin Boat. This is a way for them

00:28:42.009 --> 00:28:44.730
to legally give them a kickback. Yeah, well not

00:28:44.730 --> 00:28:46.490
legally because you got to fuck it He's got to

00:28:46.490 --> 00:28:48.809
show the guy playing cards chips. They don't

00:28:48.809 --> 00:28:50.910
do anything First of all, if you if you're playing

00:28:50.910 --> 00:28:53.849
1 .2 million dollars, I've seen I mean, I this

00:28:53.849 --> 00:28:56.250
is gonna be boring for people But I've seen fucking

00:28:56.250 --> 00:28:58.470
like Dana White and these guys gambled you watch

00:28:58.470 --> 00:29:00.630
them. They're quarter five hundred thousand dollar

00:29:00.630 --> 00:29:04.630
hands Yeah, and then he lose he loses 2 .2 million

00:29:04.630 --> 00:29:08.569
and win 700 back and he's at the table for eight

00:29:08.569 --> 00:29:12.279
hours. Yeah Fat boy Pritzker, like I said, he's

00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:14.819
gotta eat. And you can smell the buffet from

00:29:14.819 --> 00:29:17.140
the floor. He didn't sit there for no eight hours.

00:29:17.259 --> 00:29:20.200
But no, they have cameras in Vegas. Yeah. The

00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:24.240
cameras all over this is Vegas they can rig one

00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:29.059
hand You can bet three hands win all three. I

00:29:29.059 --> 00:29:31.500
won. There's no way I mean come on, but yeah,

00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:33.700
it's just funny though that this is the world

00:29:33.700 --> 00:29:35.960
We're in right now. We're living in the fucking

00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:39.460
live. What do you call it? Libya fucking the

00:29:39.460 --> 00:29:41.900
United States right now shit is go actually not

00:29:41.900 --> 00:29:48.039
Libya at all general butt naked But general butt

00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:51.390
naked of Uganda where these guys are just buck

00:29:51.390 --> 00:29:53.990
wild, going into war, doing whatever they want.

00:29:54.369 --> 00:29:56.630
Pritzker took three toilets out of his house,

00:29:57.269 --> 00:30:00.509
dropped his taxes. Eleven toilets. Eleven toilets,

00:30:00.690 --> 00:30:02.670
by the way. Three hundred grand he got dropped

00:30:02.670 --> 00:30:04.470
off of the house. That's what it was. He probably

00:30:04.470 --> 00:30:07.349
left two toilets. Who takes toilets out to get

00:30:07.349 --> 00:30:09.630
a tax break when you're the governor? A smart

00:30:09.630 --> 00:30:13.049
motherfucker. Well, not at all. Dirty motherfucker.

00:30:14.309 --> 00:30:16.809
You have so many properties and you don't use

00:30:16.809 --> 00:30:20.250
them. You should dress up as, I'll be his cousin,

00:30:20.589 --> 00:30:23.009
I'll be his trans cousin and you can be Pritzker

00:30:23.009 --> 00:30:26.289
for Halloween. Alright, that's a great idea,

00:30:26.450 --> 00:30:29.230
I'll take a picture. Fucking, here's the thing

00:30:29.230 --> 00:30:31.970
though, if you have the money for all those mansions

00:30:31.970 --> 00:30:34.410
and houses and have a place where you can remove

00:30:34.410 --> 00:30:38.069
11 toilets, we got one toilet in this house.

00:30:38.490 --> 00:30:41.269
When you can remove 11 toilets and you have multiple

00:30:41.269 --> 00:30:43.789
houses like this, you should have to fucking

00:30:43.789 --> 00:30:45.609
pay the full taxes. That's not bad, it smells,

00:30:45.829 --> 00:30:48.009
too. And then where you get... Dude, 11 toilets

00:30:48.009 --> 00:30:49.950
is a lot. That's a fucking... You got maids and

00:30:49.950 --> 00:30:52.269
shit. You were talking a lot of fucking room

00:30:52.269 --> 00:30:54.670
for 11 fucking toilets, man. Yeah, but they're

00:30:54.670 --> 00:30:56.410
not getting used every day, all of them, I don't

00:30:56.410 --> 00:30:58.630
think. No, I think they took them off the premises

00:30:58.630 --> 00:31:00.750
so when they came in to inspect the house, well,

00:31:01.029 --> 00:31:02.430
he paid somebody off. They had to remove them.

00:31:02.549 --> 00:31:04.589
They had to remove them, yeah. Is that bunk still

00:31:04.589 --> 00:31:08.349
going? Yeah. Never forget about the USS Liberty.

00:31:08.769 --> 00:31:10.829
It's sad how all that shit works, but there's

00:31:10.829 --> 00:31:12.910
loopholes for a reason. Well, yeah, for rich

00:31:12.910 --> 00:31:14.710
people, not poor people. We're just going to

00:31:14.710 --> 00:31:18.029
keep getting fucking Shambuzels. Shambuzels by

00:31:18.029 --> 00:31:22.170
Jews. But yeah, didn't he say he was gonna donate

00:31:22.170 --> 00:31:24.710
it to charity or something? No, I think he said

00:31:24.710 --> 00:31:26.910
he wanted me. Well, I guarantee it's gonna be

00:31:26.910 --> 00:31:29.809
his own charity. Yeah, I think he said he wished

00:31:29.809 --> 00:31:32.730
he could find it in his heart to donate. Yeah.

00:31:32.730 --> 00:31:34.890
But he just can't. I think that's the name of

00:31:34.890 --> 00:31:37.950
the donut shop charity. Yeah. I wish I could

00:31:37.950 --> 00:31:39.869
find it in my heart. That's all right. He's gonna

00:31:39.869 --> 00:31:42.950
fucking... Hey, you know, I give fucking half

00:31:42.950 --> 00:31:47.170
all the money I earn. to charity. She's a stripper.

00:31:47.509 --> 00:31:49.269
When she's not working, I give it to Destiny.

00:31:51.410 --> 00:31:53.309
And when she's not working, you give it to Steve.

00:31:57.779 --> 00:32:01.759
Boys gotta do what the boys gotta do. I blew

00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:05.799
like 90 % of my money on fucking fast women and

00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:08.359
drugs and cheap booze. And then the other 10

00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:11.480
% I wasted. Wait, what'd you say the other 10

00:32:11.480 --> 00:32:13.579
%? 90 %? That was an old baseball player said

00:32:13.579 --> 00:32:16.940
that. Fast women and what? Fast women and drugs

00:32:16.940 --> 00:32:20.599
and cheap booze. And the rest of it I wasted.

00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:27.400
Yeah, that's such a great line. That is gold.

00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:33.599
It really is. But that is gold. It is. Here's

00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:35.940
one Yogi Beres said, he goes, I don't want to

00:32:35.940 --> 00:32:38.039
go to that place. There's too many people. Nobody

00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:45.019
goes there anymore. Those aren't classics. Yeah.

00:32:45.539 --> 00:32:48.200
They never get old. They always put a smile on

00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:54.599
my face. Is nobody gonna talk? We're just gonna

00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:56.880
sit here? We're waiting to know how great Yogi

00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:59.319
Bear was, man. Oh, that's great, you weirdo.

00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:01.200
Wow, what a great guy. How do you know? Do you

00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.940
meet him? Oh, yeah, he was my uncle. Okay. No,

00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.960
I didn't meet him. Played Tummy Sticks with him?

00:33:07.180 --> 00:33:12.339
Yeah. Ha ha, Tummy Sticks. What the hell is Tummy

00:33:12.339 --> 00:33:14.359
Sticks? I have no idea. Something that Roller...

00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:18.440
Some gay shit. Something that Roller does. Alex

00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:23.930
Tummy plays Tummy Sticks with his uncle. What

00:33:23.930 --> 00:33:25.950
is it? Is he really doing it? I don't know, dude.

00:33:26.089 --> 00:33:28.329
I just think he's doing some gay weird pedophile

00:33:28.329 --> 00:33:29.890
shit with his uncle. It sounds like a stick you

00:33:29.890 --> 00:33:31.710
put in your belly button. No, it sounds like

00:33:31.710 --> 00:33:34.630
you play on your tummy and your uncle just spanks

00:33:34.630 --> 00:33:37.369
your ass or something. Oh, man. And it's called

00:33:37.369 --> 00:33:45.490
tummy sticks. Your tummy sticks to the floor.

00:33:47.009 --> 00:33:53.470
After he's done with you. That was great. Tummy

00:33:53.470 --> 00:33:56.369
sticks together after you jizz on each other.

00:33:57.470 --> 00:34:02.009
Exactly. I'm thinking of the wrong kind of stick

00:34:02.009 --> 00:34:05.829
here. At first I was thinking of the sticks you

00:34:05.829 --> 00:34:08.989
play with outside. So was I. You're making more

00:34:08.989 --> 00:34:15.429
of sticky fucking fluids. You know how sticky

00:34:15.429 --> 00:34:21.789
it can get. Oh lordy. So man, I've been playing

00:34:21.789 --> 00:34:24.170
the fucking guitar so much that it's ridiculous.

00:34:24.190 --> 00:34:26.510
How much have you been playing the guitar? So

00:34:26.510 --> 00:34:29.570
much. Nice. What's your next gig? Don't tell

00:34:29.570 --> 00:34:33.960
me November 6th through 11th. November 7th. That's

00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:35.320
how it always happens and all of a sudden I'm

00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:41.000
out of town. Well, me and Bobby are gonna go

00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:43.619
Tuesday night to the taco joint so people who

00:34:43.619 --> 00:34:47.889
are watching this on Monday can go. Hopefully

00:34:47.889 --> 00:34:50.429
nobody I know is watching so I don't think they

00:34:50.429 --> 00:34:52.030
are especially if you just show those stickers

00:34:52.030 --> 00:34:54.230
I can't believe these people fucking say that

00:34:54.230 --> 00:34:56.429
they're punk rockers and hang out this gas. Well,

00:34:56.429 --> 00:34:58.349
here's the thing man I understood these guys

00:34:58.349 --> 00:35:00.570
are they're young and dumb. No, they're not.

00:35:00.630 --> 00:35:03.250
They're not that young. It's all ages like old

00:35:03.250 --> 00:35:12.590
as me Between I'd say the ages of you know teenagers

00:35:12.590 --> 00:35:17.329
to fucking 40 fucking 50 year old people hanging

00:35:17.329 --> 00:35:19.329
out smoking. Older than that, you said, that

00:35:19.329 --> 00:35:21.570
old lady with the tattoos that was on stage.

00:35:21.909 --> 00:35:24.849
There was an old lady fucking, okay, there was

00:35:24.849 --> 00:35:28.010
this chick that's probably maybe a little younger

00:35:28.010 --> 00:35:31.809
than me. She hangs out there. I always talk to

00:35:31.809 --> 00:35:34.110
her, but I should know her name. I forgot her

00:35:34.110 --> 00:35:35.929
name. And now it's like one of these things where

00:35:35.929 --> 00:35:39.579
you know someone so long. And it's too late to

00:35:39.579 --> 00:35:42.079
ask her name again? Which is the weirdest thing

00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:43.760
ever. I know, but it's just weird. I mean, you

00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:45.300
can't just ask one of your friends what her name

00:35:45.300 --> 00:35:47.199
is. Yeah, I will. And fucking not. Oh, you just

00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:50.099
thought of that, didn't you? I will. Well, but

00:35:50.099 --> 00:35:51.940
at the point, yeah, I don't care. It's just weird,

00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:53.800
because I never think of it until I see her.

00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:57.539
But all of a sudden, she's up on stage jamming,

00:35:57.860 --> 00:36:02.599
with a fuck ice sticker on each. The milk is

00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:05.380
sour. The old lady. Oh, I thought it was the

00:36:05.380 --> 00:36:08.320
old lady. No, it's some old lady that's singing

00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:11.829
with her. She's got some milk and sour stickers.

00:36:11.929 --> 00:36:15.070
Yeah. And she's got tattoos all over. She looks

00:36:15.070 --> 00:36:18.170
like she's an actual mob barker, like a biker

00:36:18.170 --> 00:36:21.630
bitch from the old days. And she's up there singing

00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:24.449
hardcore shit. And I'm like, what the fuck is

00:36:24.449 --> 00:36:26.289
going on? And there was a kid playing drums,

00:36:26.510 --> 00:36:27.789
this kid Nick. He's really fucking good. Imagine

00:36:27.789 --> 00:36:31.269
him to take that lady home. And yeah, they fucking

00:36:31.269 --> 00:36:33.550
belted out a few songs. And I was just like,

00:36:33.670 --> 00:36:37.099
wow. I had no idea that she probably told me,

00:36:37.579 --> 00:36:40.059
I play and all that, but I just, yeah, yeah,

00:36:40.059 --> 00:36:42.579
whatever. Which, because she's a chick, you know?

00:36:43.019 --> 00:36:45.940
Yeah, I'm a misogynist. Yeah, which skirt should

00:36:45.940 --> 00:36:50.159
I wear with my BLM flag? How about this, you

00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:51.559
dumb bitch? Why don't you clean the sink and

00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:56.139
get stuck in the fucking dishwasher? Get stuck

00:36:56.139 --> 00:37:01.480
in the dishwasher first. Yeah. I'll clean that

00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:05.199
blue hair right out. I think that's a sign of

00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.019
mental illness. She doesn't have blue hair. Okay,

00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:09.119
Larry. I mean, there you go. That's a way to

00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:10.739
work with jokes. The other lady had gray hair,

00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:14.940
like she was a grandma, like an old lady. Did

00:37:14.940 --> 00:37:19.139
you check her oil? No. I didn't even approach

00:37:19.139 --> 00:37:21.159
them because I was kind of frightened of her.

00:37:21.699 --> 00:37:24.280
You were frightened of an old lady? Nah, just

00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:27.260
frightened of the fact that she's an old lady

00:37:27.260 --> 00:37:30.480
screaming out some hardcore shit. It wasn't like

00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:33.659
punk rock cover songs. It was more like some

00:37:33.659 --> 00:37:35.179
kind of grindcore. It sounds like all of my ex

00:37:35.179 --> 00:37:38.360
-girlfriends an old lady screaming out shit.

00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:46.519
I didn't feel the need to fucking talk to her.

00:37:47.019 --> 00:37:49.260
I didn't feel the need to talk to her. Probably

00:37:49.260 --> 00:37:52.059
a good thing. I may have to deal with that in

00:37:52.059 --> 00:37:56.619
the future. But she was also a dog. She was an

00:37:56.619 --> 00:37:59.940
old lady. She wasn't even good looking though?

00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:02.119
Some of the old ladies can have some fun stuff.

00:38:02.340 --> 00:38:04.360
Not at all. Yeah, but she wasn't that good looking

00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:08.809
at all. kind of tough being a punk rock broad

00:38:08.809 --> 00:38:12.369
wearing depends. You know what I mean? Fucking

00:38:12.369 --> 00:38:14.449
snatches leaking and you're just playing the

00:38:14.449 --> 00:38:16.630
Ramones. I don't know about that. It was far

00:38:16.630 --> 00:38:19.829
from the Ramones. Diaper break. Yeah, you can

00:38:19.829 --> 00:38:23.989
just see she's wearing like yoga pants. You can

00:38:23.989 --> 00:38:27.250
see the diaper on her. Hey, no, listen. You guys

00:38:27.250 --> 00:38:30.730
are idiots. Hey, you guys are idiots. Because

00:38:30.730 --> 00:38:34.349
if that was the case, she'd be the biggest fucking

00:38:34.349 --> 00:38:36.769
thing. The belle of the ball? There'd be enough

00:38:36.769 --> 00:38:39.610
perverts online that would want to see that.

00:38:39.610 --> 00:38:41.929
Yeah, online, but we're talking in person. Well,

00:38:41.929 --> 00:38:43.969
then you'd build up a following online. Larry,

00:38:43.969 --> 00:38:46.090
you're talking about getting a whole team together,

00:38:46.190 --> 00:38:49.289
hiring fucking marketing people. Dude, it doesn't

00:38:49.289 --> 00:38:51.889
take a whole team, man. You take a fucking movie

00:38:51.889 --> 00:38:53.110
with your iPhone. How did you get from Kiki and

00:38:53.110 --> 00:38:55.849
I busting this old lady's balls for wearing diapers?

00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.260
Well, I'm thinking of setting up an online account

00:38:59.260 --> 00:39:01.860
for her. Because now I'm thinking of the fucking

00:39:01.860 --> 00:39:04.400
money that could be made from the perverts that

00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:05.760
would watch this lady shit herself off. So you're

00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:07.300
going to become a pimp. He's going to be the

00:39:07.300 --> 00:39:08.139
manager over here. No, you're going to become

00:39:08.139 --> 00:39:10.460
a pimp for an old lady. Don't say manager, you

00:39:10.460 --> 00:39:14.480
dummy. It's a pimp. Yeah, you should slap yourself

00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:17.150
for that one. But that's, so now you're going

00:39:17.150 --> 00:39:19.650
to get a fucking, what's that called? A hostile,

00:39:19.730 --> 00:39:21.570
not a hostile, but what are they called with

00:39:21.570 --> 00:39:24.449
all the horses in there? No, no, no, no, no.

00:39:24.789 --> 00:39:27.570
Stable. Stable. Yeah. You get a stable. This

00:39:27.570 --> 00:39:31.090
is stable of grannies. This is like, you get

00:39:31.090 --> 00:39:34.610
them in like depends thongs. You hear the diaper

00:39:34.610 --> 00:39:41.170
ruffling. Send them out to a bachelor party.

00:39:42.289 --> 00:39:45.090
You know, send her to bachelor parties. Huh?

00:39:45.699 --> 00:39:48.619
Dude, Larry, now you're transporting prostitutes.

00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:52.619
I'm not gonna take that. Dude, this really went

00:39:52.619 --> 00:39:54.420
on pretty quick here, man. Don't go over state

00:39:54.420 --> 00:39:55.980
lines. Yeah, I mean, what are you doing? You're

00:39:55.980 --> 00:39:58.340
like Jack Johnson. You know what I'm saying?

00:39:58.980 --> 00:40:02.179
What's that? I'm only an octaroon. You're an

00:40:02.179 --> 00:40:06.340
octacoon, that's what you look like. You're a

00:40:06.340 --> 00:40:20.489
tootsoon. So I was watching this... I was watching

00:40:20.489 --> 00:40:25.309
this comedian and the guy said something to this

00:40:25.309 --> 00:40:28.289
lady and she thought he was an asshole and she

00:40:28.289 --> 00:40:39.789
went... She did the face and everything. That

00:40:39.789 --> 00:40:43.530
was probably a real laugh. No, it wasn't a real

00:40:43.530 --> 00:40:46.090
laugh. Because he was making her laugh, but then

00:40:46.090 --> 00:40:48.210
he said something sexual to her. And she didn't

00:40:48.210 --> 00:40:52.309
like it. Where was this at? On TV. It was at

00:40:52.309 --> 00:40:56.289
the New York Comic Convention. The New York Comic

00:40:56.289 --> 00:40:58.389
Convention? Yeah, and some broad was there that

00:40:58.389 --> 00:41:01.690
wrote up... She used to be the world... Women's

00:41:01.690 --> 00:41:04.969
fighter. I can't rule the woman fighter. What

00:41:04.969 --> 00:41:08.929
the fuck me is that fighter you have me? Do they

00:41:08.929 --> 00:41:11.710
have a women's you upset? Yeah, I mean they really

00:41:11.710 --> 00:41:14.170
shouldn't know the time around here. Yeah. Yeah.

00:41:14.329 --> 00:41:17.090
Yeah Yeah, that was it was and she went oh, I

00:41:17.090 --> 00:41:19.469
can see her doing that Yeah, it's hilarious get

00:41:19.469 --> 00:41:21.570
in the kitchen and wash the dishes some fucking

00:41:21.570 --> 00:41:24.860
book about some I'd let her pregnant mom that's

00:41:24.860 --> 00:41:28.260
going through some kind of fucking practice triangles

00:41:28.260 --> 00:41:33.420
on me and the guy was naming different dirty

00:41:33.420 --> 00:41:37.739
undies different You know, could you beat up

00:41:37.739 --> 00:41:40.559
the Joker from Batman? What the fuck kind of

00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:41.820
fictitious shit is that? Or could you beat up

00:41:41.820 --> 00:41:43.519
the Penguin? And she's like, well, do they have

00:41:43.519 --> 00:41:47.460
weapons? I mean, if we're both naked. And he's

00:41:47.460 --> 00:41:49.260
like, oh, yeah, yeah, if you're naked. And then

00:41:49.260 --> 00:41:50.360
he starts gaming. Naked? Who says that? Then

00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.760
you could beat up Cindy Sweeney. And she went,

00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:56.800
ha ha ha ha. You know, if you're both naked.

00:41:57.880 --> 00:41:59.960
Jesus, dude, that's kind of weird. Because that

00:41:59.960 --> 00:42:00.280
lady in the crusher is fucking funny. I thought

00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:02.579
it was fucking funny. The crusher's going. But

00:42:02.579 --> 00:42:05.019
she said, I'll kick anyone's ass. And then he

00:42:05.019 --> 00:42:07.440
started naming. real people, like tough guys,

00:42:07.619 --> 00:42:09.619
and she's like... Lady Cops, we could take...

00:42:09.619 --> 00:42:12.119
I could probably take out five Lady Cops easily.

00:42:12.340 --> 00:42:14.300
I can't believe you knew the name, dude. Yeah,

00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:16.599
Ronda Rousey, she was a fucking champion, dude.

00:42:16.679 --> 00:42:18.579
She was the original badass. And she was there

00:42:18.579 --> 00:42:20.820
signing autographs at the time. And she wanted

00:42:20.820 --> 00:42:24.699
a WWE and wrestled. She made movies. Speaking

00:42:24.699 --> 00:42:29.460
of Lady Cops, my old partner from Temecula...

00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:31.559
He went to prison for a few years for beating

00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:33.179
the shit out of somebody. Oh, no, I'm not talking

00:42:33.179 --> 00:42:34.960
like that. I'm just talking like tossing them

00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:37.440
like fucking cornhole bags. Yeah. You know what

00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:40.920
I mean? He tossed them for sure. I think I could

00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:43.380
take five. How long did he get? You know, I forget,

00:42:43.500 --> 00:42:44.659
because it was a bad coke deal. Well, it sounded

00:42:44.659 --> 00:42:47.260
like it was what? It was a coke deal. Oh, yeah,

00:42:47.340 --> 00:42:48.739
that's not good. Part of it, too, yeah. So it

00:42:48.739 --> 00:42:53.820
was the trifecta of charges. My cousin with the

00:42:53.820 --> 00:42:58.760
doing coke, hitting a lady, DUI, knocking the

00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:01.860
lady out. Oh, man. Hitting a lady cop, sorry.

00:43:02.179 --> 00:43:04.860
My cousin, who had the exact same first and last

00:43:04.860 --> 00:43:09.179
name as me, beat the shit out of six local cops

00:43:09.179 --> 00:43:13.699
around here. At once, or he just drove around

00:43:13.699 --> 00:43:15.940
looking for him? At once, no. And thank God,

00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:20.059
he's this tall and he's got blonde fucking hair.

00:43:21.579 --> 00:43:23.260
Okay. I don't know what that has to do with them.

00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:27.059
This is what it has to do with it, yeah. I go

00:43:27.059 --> 00:43:31.340
through a stoplight, I'm speeding, and I'm on

00:43:31.340 --> 00:43:32.840
the main road. You're on drugs or you're just

00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:34.900
driving fast? I'm just going fast and fucking

00:43:34.900 --> 00:43:37.699
I get pulled over. Can I see your license? And

00:43:37.699 --> 00:43:40.360
I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna get two tickets. And

00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:46.079
I handed my license, they see my name and all

00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:48.780
of a sudden like five more cars pull up and guns

00:43:48.780 --> 00:43:52.360
are drawn. And all of a sudden some other car

00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:55.440
pulls up and a cop gets out an older guy with

00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:58.199
gray hair and he looks at me and he goes, that's

00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:01.349
not him. And I'm like, oh my God, they think

00:44:01.349 --> 00:44:04.530
I'm my cousin. And they hand me back my license

00:44:04.530 --> 00:44:06.269
and they go, have a nice day. And I didn't even

00:44:06.269 --> 00:44:09.610
get a ticket. My heart was fucking pounding,

00:44:09.929 --> 00:44:12.110
man. I'm like, they're going to shoot me right

00:44:12.110 --> 00:44:15.409
now. They think I'm my cousin. And then the same

00:44:15.409 --> 00:44:18.769
thing happened with me. He eventually killed

00:44:18.769 --> 00:44:22.150
himself. And then it was in the newspaper and

00:44:22.150 --> 00:44:28.030
all my friends thought I killed myself Same exact

00:44:28.030 --> 00:44:31.630
name so when I got pulled over By the cops they

00:44:31.630 --> 00:44:34.170
think I was hit and it was like a beating would

00:44:34.170 --> 00:44:40.150
be First of all Larry when they pull your shit

00:44:40.150 --> 00:44:43.179
up, it shows your height and your weight Yeah,

00:44:43.179 --> 00:44:46.559
but they have a name. Yeah, especially back then.

00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:50.679
And it was a long time ago. They're gonna double

00:44:50.679 --> 00:44:52.079
check. Did this happen on the same day you bowled

00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:57.400
your 300 game? Fuck you. It's always the source

00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:01.280
of our dream. If I can throw it out, I will.

00:45:01.340 --> 00:45:04.039
My wife was there. I know, I'm busting your chops,

00:45:04.300 --> 00:45:10.170
homo. Well, I'm real proud of that Yeah, it's

00:45:10.170 --> 00:45:12.969
the only good fucking way we really did both

00:45:12.969 --> 00:45:16.789
three. No, let's not talk. No, I will shut the

00:45:16.789 --> 00:45:22.610
podcast Evergreen part. Oh my god. I bolded 300.

00:45:22.769 --> 00:45:26.389
Yeah, I would rather have come Ice in here now

00:45:26.389 --> 00:45:28.750
and taze me in my nuts and hear that story again.

00:45:29.070 --> 00:45:32.050
Whatever. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, that's

00:45:32.050 --> 00:45:34.429
all right. Maybe I should try to put ice on you.

00:45:34.829 --> 00:45:37.869
If I called ice on him, what would happen? They'd

00:45:37.869 --> 00:45:39.969
probably deport you. I have a fucking U .S. passport.

00:45:39.969 --> 00:45:43.050
You look Syrian. You know? I know, but I have

00:45:43.050 --> 00:45:46.409
a U .S. passport. You can't plant a fake passport.

00:45:46.710 --> 00:45:48.530
I'll make one for Lillie. I'll make one for Lillie.

00:45:48.690 --> 00:45:50.550
I'll make one for Lillie. I'll make one for Lillie.

00:45:50.550 --> 00:45:50.550
I'll make one for Lillie. I'll make one for Lillie.

00:45:50.550 --> 00:45:50.550
I'll make one for Lillie. I'll make one for Lillie.

00:45:50.550 --> 00:45:51.449
I'll make one for Lillie. I'll make one for Lillie.

00:45:53.030 --> 00:46:00.650
I'll make one for Lillie. Acme mode. Hang some

00:46:00.650 --> 00:46:03.349
flags up. You probably wouldn't even realize.

00:46:04.289 --> 00:46:11.710
There's a bunch of Iranian flags. I think all

00:46:11.710 --> 00:46:19.730
the shoes are all curly shoes. Goat near. Two

00:46:19.730 --> 00:46:23.769
goats, actually. One's for fucking. One's for

00:46:23.769 --> 00:46:27.989
watching. The other one mows the lawn. OK, sure,

00:46:28.070 --> 00:46:30.849
you can have that too, Larry. That's fine. He

00:46:30.849 --> 00:46:34.670
walks in on a fucking, what do you call it, a

00:46:34.670 --> 00:46:37.750
fucking beam. A sheet drops over him when he

00:46:37.750 --> 00:46:41.469
walks in. Ice knocks him out. He turns around.

00:46:43.110 --> 00:46:46.010
Ice goes to all the neighbors first. But you

00:46:46.010 --> 00:46:47.449
know this neighbor. This motherfucker's got a

00:46:47.449 --> 00:46:55.349
dirty bomb. Oh, shit. Oh, man. He's like, I don't

00:46:55.349 --> 00:46:58.630
like that idea. No, not at all. They ship you

00:46:58.630 --> 00:47:00.730
right back. Nah, man. They'll know I'm American

00:47:00.730 --> 00:47:02.809
instantly. I don't know about that. You look

00:47:02.809 --> 00:47:05.250
kind of frail. I may take a couple smacks in

00:47:05.250 --> 00:47:07.429
the face. And they're like, oh, shit. Couple

00:47:07.429 --> 00:47:10.650
rib shots. We got the wrong guy. Somebody set

00:47:10.650 --> 00:47:12.590
us up. Actually, those throw a bag on his head

00:47:12.590 --> 00:47:14.530
and taze him. And he'll wake up in a fucking

00:47:14.530 --> 00:47:18.190
black spot. Or a black site. A pile of piss.

00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:21.360
just chained to the fucking, like, John Kyrg,

00:47:21.500 --> 00:47:24.340
who said, they just chain you to the fucking,

00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:26.880
they chain you up there, and then they do this

00:47:26.880 --> 00:47:29.719
thing, they put you in 50 degree weather cooler,

00:47:30.139 --> 00:47:32.239
then they throw buckets of water on you. For

00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:35.719
hours and hours and hours. Well, they're playing

00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:38.960
death metal. Which is kind of cool, I'd like

00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:41.320
that. I don't know about that. Persian death

00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:48.750
metal. Look, what are those things called? Fingerees

00:47:48.750 --> 00:47:53.010
or whatever? Finger castanets. Castanets. The

00:47:53.010 --> 00:47:55.230
clickers? Yeah. You know? Well, you know they

00:47:55.230 --> 00:47:56.769
did that to the prisoners. No, they rape you.

00:47:57.550 --> 00:47:58.769
Because that's what they're known to do. I know.

00:47:58.989 --> 00:48:00.909
The kind of prisoners that are playing like Slayer

00:48:00.909 --> 00:48:03.480
and shit. Nice. Over and over. Dude, how about

00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:05.860
the fucking Guantanamo Bay? That's a fucking...

00:48:05.860 --> 00:48:07.659
Dude, isn't that crazy that it's just like...

00:48:07.659 --> 00:48:09.380
Oh, kind of. What's all kind of that fake shit

00:48:09.380 --> 00:48:11.440
that they made up? That's what Obama started

00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:12.460
with. Yeah, that's the one they started with.

00:48:12.460 --> 00:48:14.480
And then Rumsfeld, all those guys were in on

00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:16.519
that shit. Just like ISIS and Hamas. Good old

00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:19.039
Rummy. All of that shit. Fucking, uh, what do

00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:21.679
you call it? The Mujahideen. Well, they all have

00:48:21.679 --> 00:48:26.590
to create an imaginary enemy. For everybody to

00:48:26.590 --> 00:48:30.329
band together again. Just for the purposes of

00:48:30.329 --> 00:48:33.289
our own brainwashing. If not anything else alone,

00:48:33.349 --> 00:48:36.630
just that. You gotta create a problem and then

00:48:36.630 --> 00:48:40.150
you bring the cause of the problem up and now

00:48:40.150 --> 00:48:42.570
you have something to fucking make everybody

00:48:42.570 --> 00:48:44.389
stand up against. You need someone to put the

00:48:44.389 --> 00:48:46.730
black hat on. Why is Putin our worst enemy? He's

00:48:46.730 --> 00:48:48.750
a badass dude. He rides around on a horse with

00:48:48.750 --> 00:48:51.489
no shirt on. Motherfuckin' just throwin' around

00:48:51.489 --> 00:48:54.519
judo chops and shit. Like, he's a badass, dude.

00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:57.119
King John Noon, friend of the show. Love that

00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:00.360
guy. Friend of the show. Can't wait to have him

00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:02.639
on. Yeah, that would be great. And they survived

00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:05.420
this long. Yeah. Yeah. Well, who knows? They

00:49:05.420 --> 00:49:07.739
could be clones. Of course, anyone that runs

00:49:07.739 --> 00:49:10.820
against Putin dies of uranium poisoning or something.

00:49:11.300 --> 00:49:14.320
Anybody that talks against Putin dies. You're

00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:16.699
lucky if you get to run against him. That guy

00:49:16.699 --> 00:49:21.920
is... Listen. It's a Christian faith. Why the

00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:25.219
fuck do we care about Russia? Why do we care

00:49:25.219 --> 00:49:27.079
about the Jews? Why do we care about anybody?

00:49:27.300 --> 00:49:29.800
Fuck everybody. Give us our money back. You need

00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:33.699
a beer, dude? I'll grab you one. I'll take another

00:49:33.699 --> 00:49:35.980
one, please. Give us our fucking money back.

00:49:36.500 --> 00:49:41.469
America first my ass. America fucking last. Everybody

00:49:41.469 --> 00:49:44.230
knows by now, we just go and take. So let's just

00:49:44.230 --> 00:49:46.110
go and take. Oh, how does go and taking work?

00:49:46.289 --> 00:49:49.110
Look at fucking Iraq. Look at Afghanistan. Look

00:49:49.110 --> 00:49:52.469
at fucking Syria. Look at fucking Lebanon. Look,

00:49:52.869 --> 00:49:54.730
dude, we fucking literally, when we go, or not

00:49:54.730 --> 00:49:57.800
Lebanon, well, Lebanon, yes, and then... Gaddafi

00:49:57.800 --> 00:50:00.760
we go in there and fucking people love to know

00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:03.179
he created the eighth wonder of the world. He

00:50:03.179 --> 00:50:06.300
brought water to fucking Africa He was fucking

00:50:06.300 --> 00:50:08.880
he was living like a pauper and he had a bad

00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:12.340
batch of sexy badass Assassin ladies guarding

00:50:12.340 --> 00:50:15.500
them in all time. So cheers the Gaddafi. He was

00:50:15.500 --> 00:50:18.139
a man of our heart, man That's a real friend

00:50:18.139 --> 00:50:21.659
of the show right there and he was a snazzy dresser.

00:50:21.659 --> 00:50:23.699
All right, Pete Gaddafi No, I talked about the

00:50:23.699 --> 00:50:25.519
Jews all the time talked about 9 -eleven talked

00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:28.400
about JFK There's videos of him. They didn't

00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:31.820
kill him before 9 -11? No. Oh, no. It was way

00:50:31.820 --> 00:50:34.239
after. It was way after. Really? Yeah. Okay.

00:50:34.980 --> 00:50:37.539
Which... It's Saddam Hussein. That was way after

00:50:37.539 --> 00:50:39.860
9 -11, too, right? Yes. Not way after. Well,

00:50:39.860 --> 00:50:41.579
not... But I mean, it was aft... Not way after.

00:50:41.579 --> 00:50:43.179
What do you consider way after? Five, ten years?

00:50:43.260 --> 00:50:46.300
Yes. Yeah. Because it was... I mean, Bush...

00:50:46.300 --> 00:50:49.400
Senior didn't get it done. No. So Bush Jr. went

00:50:49.400 --> 00:50:51.340
in to finish his day. Dummy Bush, which... But

00:50:51.340 --> 00:50:53.739
you know, you all know that that wasn't Saddam.

00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:57.550
Really? They didn't get so down. Oh, I don't

00:50:57.550 --> 00:51:00.610
think so allegedly. They did Gaddafi bad on TV

00:51:00.610 --> 00:51:04.230
He got some shit shoved in his ass. Oh shit a

00:51:04.230 --> 00:51:07.869
bite bayonet. Yeah. Oh man Bayonet butthole is

00:51:07.869 --> 00:51:10.969
not the way I want to go. That's a song title

00:51:10.969 --> 00:51:24.780
right there That's a Saudi Arabian country song.

00:51:24.780 --> 00:51:27.239
I could probably write the song and sell it to

00:51:27.239 --> 00:51:30.780
some fucking hardcore death metal band. Thank

00:51:30.780 --> 00:51:34.320
you for the beer. That does sound like a... You

00:51:34.320 --> 00:51:38.190
know, it's just a little too savage, man. Who's

00:51:38.190 --> 00:51:40.530
that? I don't like that savage fucking murder

00:51:40.530 --> 00:51:41.610
shit. Dude, that's what they do though. What

00:51:41.610 --> 00:51:43.429
do you mean you don't like it? I don't. I don't.

00:51:43.750 --> 00:51:45.750
They're animals. Well, people get fucking treated

00:51:45.750 --> 00:51:47.530
like animals no matter who they are. Well, here's

00:51:47.530 --> 00:51:50.070
the deal. I don't fucking, okay, so we were getting,

00:51:50.389 --> 00:51:52.789
every time the United States intervenes in someone's

00:51:52.789 --> 00:51:55.210
government and the revolution starts and they

00:51:55.210 --> 00:51:58.090
overthrow it, the fucking, to the victors go

00:51:58.090 --> 00:51:59.210
to the spoils and then all these people are -

00:51:59.210 --> 00:52:01.369
The bayonet butthole becomes a live action. Well,

00:52:01.429 --> 00:52:04.369
then all these people are fucking, Libya, they're

00:52:04.369 --> 00:52:06.670
fucking, they have open slave trade markets.

00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:09.199
They're animals. They come in there. Well, they

00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:11.940
do. No, they get to watch YouTube videos. Go

00:52:11.940 --> 00:52:14.400
to a bit shoot. So what the fuck we go in there

00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:15.679
and it's just like now - Are you getting with

00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:18.320
your Bitcoin? I was bidding on him from here.

00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:22.320
But it's not gonna, dude, every time we go into

00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:24.480
a fucking place and intervene, it never gets

00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:26.239
better. Look who we did to Mexico. It gets worse.

00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:28.239
Look who we did to all these places. Of course,

00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:31.179
obviously. It never gets better. Who the fuck

00:52:31.179 --> 00:52:33.719
are we? Dude, why are we so, we're all implicit

00:52:33.719 --> 00:52:35.619
in this shit, or complicit, I mean, in all this

00:52:35.619 --> 00:52:38.570
bullshit. killing all these people. Like, you

00:52:38.570 --> 00:52:42.369
know what I mean? Like, unequivocally we are

00:52:42.369 --> 00:52:44.809
connected to giving taxpayer dollars. Imagine

00:52:44.809 --> 00:52:48.369
if we never found oil in the Middle East. Well,

00:52:48.449 --> 00:52:50.929
it's all gonna run out. It's never gonna work.

00:52:51.829 --> 00:52:58.949
Come on. You got it. You got me. Why not? They'd

00:52:58.949 --> 00:53:00.710
be still fucking running around on camels. You

00:53:00.710 --> 00:53:03.570
sure rubbed your finger on me. Well, here's the

00:53:03.570 --> 00:53:06.510
thing. They're gonna kill more dinosaurs, so

00:53:06.510 --> 00:53:08.789
the oil's gonna be there. Who is? Where's dinosaurs

00:53:08.789 --> 00:53:11.369
gonna be there? I just love it these people find

00:53:11.369 --> 00:53:13.989
like... Who even made that shit up? Like, they

00:53:13.989 --> 00:53:15.809
had to be laughing and like stoned when they're

00:53:15.809 --> 00:53:19.449
like... Oh, it's the dinosaurs! Yeah, the oil

00:53:19.449 --> 00:53:20.409
from the dinosaurs! Yeah, let's make a fucking

00:53:20.409 --> 00:53:23.230
weird thing with feathers on it. Because the

00:53:23.230 --> 00:53:25.690
brontosaurus, as we all know from the twin stones,

00:53:25.710 --> 00:53:28.369
is really big. It's the size of a fucking moose!

00:53:28.389 --> 00:53:30.070
It's going to leave a pocket of oil. Yeah, it's

00:53:30.070 --> 00:53:32.690
going to produce 50 million barrels of oil. Yeah,

00:53:32.690 --> 00:53:34.969
because the bones break down, which okay, yeah,

00:53:35.010 --> 00:53:37.150
because that's what really happens. You know

00:53:37.150 --> 00:53:38.090
what it's like when you have a fucking... Well,

00:53:38.150 --> 00:53:39.789
because when you take a body up, the bones are

00:53:39.789 --> 00:53:43.420
really broken down, you know what I mean? Well

00:53:43.420 --> 00:53:46.300
the skin makes oil right so not really man, it's

00:53:46.300 --> 00:53:48.599
pretty much evaporates to nothing. The only thing

00:53:48.599 --> 00:53:51.860
that makes oil is fucking whales. You get blubber,

00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:53.539
yes. That's the only thing that really made the

00:53:53.539 --> 00:53:54.900
fucking oil. Well, they get stuck in between

00:53:54.900 --> 00:53:57.579
the sediment, and it crushes it, and that's what

00:53:57.579 --> 00:53:59.519
they say makes the oil. When you bury your body,

00:53:59.639 --> 00:54:01.079
you dig up the fucking bone. But that makes no

00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:02.800
sense. But that's a different kind of oil. You're

00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:05.420
not running a car on whale blubber. No, you probably

00:54:05.420 --> 00:54:07.320
could. You probably could. Maybe, but they'll

00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:08.039
kill you if you come up with a way to do it.

00:54:08.059 --> 00:54:11.980
You could run your slapjack machine on it. And

00:54:11.980 --> 00:54:15.539
use it for lube at the same time. What's that?

00:54:16.059 --> 00:54:19.699
I was going to say, like, for your lips, lip

00:54:19.699 --> 00:54:23.159
balm. That's it, you know, the old fucking, uh,

00:54:23.679 --> 00:54:25.539
the old sailors. They used to get the weld candles

00:54:25.539 --> 00:54:27.519
and light it up and bang it in. Sailors, they

00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:29.440
had to be the gayest people ever. What did they

00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:32.260
do now? They would grab bitches, they would fucking

00:54:32.260 --> 00:54:35.699
grind. Steel hookers from a town. I mean now

00:54:35.699 --> 00:54:38.199
you're really projecting Larry. Shanghai and

00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:40.099
they're stuck on Shanghai. Now you're talking

00:54:40.099 --> 00:54:43.480
Chinese. Are you the enemy? What do you call

00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:45.659
ice on this guy? When they're away at sea though,

00:54:45.659 --> 00:54:47.679
they're like fucking prisoners. You're captive.

00:54:48.099 --> 00:54:51.179
Yeah. We're not gay. We're only sailors. Yeah.

00:54:51.300 --> 00:54:53.440
We're only gay when we're at sea. This is international

00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:56.079
water. Yeah. It's not gay out here. It's not

00:54:56.079 --> 00:55:00.500
gay out here, matey. There's no rules here. Let

00:55:00.500 --> 00:55:03.829
me get the Davy Jones's locker. Yeah, that's

00:55:03.829 --> 00:55:06.150
the one thing I don't understand like black dudes

00:55:06.150 --> 00:55:08.630
like oh, it's not gay. It's just prison. It's

00:55:08.630 --> 00:55:14.409
like The black guys in prison fucking booty hole

00:55:14.409 --> 00:55:16.369
cuz they're in my life and that happens Yeah,

00:55:16.369 --> 00:55:18.889
okay, but they say it. Well, we're not gay. It

00:55:18.889 --> 00:55:20.949
gave him the state. It's just prison Yeah, actually,

00:55:20.949 --> 00:55:25.250
but you're there forever Listen, yeah, if let

00:55:25.250 --> 00:55:27.230
me tell you if you look at a guy weird, you're

00:55:27.230 --> 00:55:35.840
gay is super gay. And I don't care what anybody

00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:39.019
says. A man should not lay with another man.

00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:42.360
Give him the millstone. The heaviest millstone

00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:45.719
that you can find. I don't get it. That's if

00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:51.260
you harm a child. Larry, listen. I don't know

00:55:51.260 --> 00:55:53.340
why you're so soft on the quiz, but I look at

00:55:53.340 --> 00:55:54.480
it the same way. No, no, I'm just saying what

00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:56.320
it says in the Bible. I mean, fucking liberal

00:55:56.320 --> 00:55:58.559
Larry over here. God says the only... Larry's

00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:02.000
the L in the LGBTQ. Now listen, I'm paraphrasing.

00:56:02.980 --> 00:56:05.159
I'm paraphrasing. Did you make those stickers,

00:56:05.340 --> 00:56:11.559
Larry? Yeah. Listen, I'm paraphrasing, but it

00:56:11.559 --> 00:56:15.869
says if a man... Wait. A man should not lay with

00:56:15.869 --> 00:56:19.190
another man or a woman lay with another woman.

00:56:19.570 --> 00:56:22.710
Whoa, slow down, dude. That's like the highest

00:56:22.710 --> 00:56:25.829
fucking sin for the Lord. Lesbian porn is sin?

00:56:25.829 --> 00:56:28.030
Besides the top ten that are on the commandments.

00:56:28.250 --> 00:56:31.369
Okay, but lesbian porn is sin? Yeah, I hate to

00:56:31.369 --> 00:56:33.289
tell you. Man, come on, God. You gotta get that

00:56:33.289 --> 00:56:36.349
shit together, bro. We'd have a team meeting

00:56:36.349 --> 00:56:38.469
and talk about it. It's an abomination, man.

00:56:38.550 --> 00:56:40.809
I really don't watch lesbian porn, but I just

00:56:40.809 --> 00:56:42.690
think it's silly. Me either, but it fucking,

00:56:42.750 --> 00:56:45.090
you know, like it's real common in porn for all

00:56:45.090 --> 00:56:47.809
of a sudden it's not even lesbian porn and then

00:56:47.809 --> 00:56:49.590
all of a sudden they start eating each other

00:56:49.590 --> 00:56:53.610
out and you're like, okay, but the thing is it's

00:56:53.610 --> 00:56:55.809
not God's fucking way. I'm going to tell you

00:56:55.809 --> 00:56:58.389
right now, the way that the algorithm works on

00:56:58.389 --> 00:57:00.889
pornography right now, it takes you to the most

00:57:00.889 --> 00:57:05.550
depraved stuff quickly. Quickly like you're lucky

00:57:05.550 --> 00:57:07.750
if you can see that and then they throw a little

00:57:07.750 --> 00:57:12.469
CP in there, too I'm being serious. That's why

00:57:12.469 --> 00:57:14.429
they've shut down. I don't watch it No, they

00:57:14.429 --> 00:57:16.989
shut down. They've shut down pornhub in multiple

00:57:16.989 --> 00:57:19.190
states because they want to age verification

00:57:19.190 --> 00:57:22.010
Yeah, and the state say we want age verification

00:57:22.010 --> 00:57:25.639
porn. I'm like, nope And they they back out because

00:57:25.639 --> 00:57:27.380
now you don't want to provide their license.

00:57:27.380 --> 00:57:30.199
Yeah, now you now you get more depraved shit

00:57:30.199 --> 00:57:32.440
It's kind of weird. It's like a Sodom and Gomorrah

00:57:32.440 --> 00:57:37.900
It's like the sword The sword of Damocles above

00:57:37.900 --> 00:57:40.300
their head. Yeah, they're the sword of Damocles

00:57:40.300 --> 00:57:44.239
Do you know who that teen mom Farah Farah Abraham?

00:57:44.420 --> 00:57:46.460
Yeah, Farah Abraham. Oh, yeah, I know her well

00:57:46.460 --> 00:57:50.210
So, you know, she's got a video online Which

00:57:50.210 --> 00:57:52.469
one? Of her shitting. Did you see how big the

00:57:52.469 --> 00:57:58.630
turd was? I've seen that a long time ago. I didn't

00:57:58.630 --> 00:58:00.630
realize it. She paid a guy to do that or a guy

00:58:00.630 --> 00:58:04.280
paid her to do that and he released it. And she

00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:07.079
dropped a deuce, man. I was like, oh my god.

00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:09.440
Yeah, it was a triple threat. It kept coming.

00:58:11.659 --> 00:58:15.800
And I don't listen. The meme I sent you. What

00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:19.340
did she do to you? We show up to the scat festival

00:58:19.340 --> 00:58:23.179
and we're all playing chat. You got pudding all

00:58:23.179 --> 00:58:26.000
over your hands. She did it all over her mouth.

00:58:26.840 --> 00:58:29.260
That's what I'm thinking. I'm running the scat,

00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:33.000
dude. One time we played this. Thank you, Jesus,

00:58:33.139 --> 00:58:35.719
for not making me into pedophilia, shit, or scat.

00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:39.179
Oh, thank you, Jesus, Lord. Thank you. Me and

00:58:39.179 --> 00:58:41.059
Georgie and Grant, the Rock and Roll Horses,

00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:43.219
played at this backyard party. Check Louis' hard

00:58:43.219 --> 00:58:49.710
drive. He didn't say anything. Whatever. We fucking

00:58:49.710 --> 00:58:53.329
play at this party and there's like 10 fucking

00:58:53.329 --> 00:58:56.110
bands, you know what I mean? And so for like,

00:58:56.369 --> 00:58:58.869
he went over the mic, some kid says, I will give

00:58:58.869 --> 00:59:02.010
anybody, you know, he takes money from people

00:59:02.010 --> 00:59:05.269
and it was a punk crowd. So it was like $7 and

00:59:05.269 --> 00:59:09.369
14 cents. Whoever shits in this coffee can on

00:59:09.369 --> 00:59:13.389
stage could get $7 .14. Some kid hops right up

00:59:13.389 --> 00:59:15.650
there. Yeah, some dude. Some dude. And you watched.

00:59:15.789 --> 00:59:19.309
I didn't watch. Yeah, OK. But I was amazed that

00:59:19.309 --> 00:59:22.070
someone would fucking do that for $7 .14. Now

00:59:22.070 --> 00:59:24.329
if it was a check. Yeah, I guess I'd say, since

00:59:24.329 --> 00:59:26.849
it's a dude, you kick him in the back off stage

00:59:26.849 --> 00:59:30.030
as he shit. Like, it's dead. This is a show you

00:59:30.030 --> 00:59:33.869
went to? This was at this kid Mike Ock's backyard.

00:59:34.030 --> 00:59:36.440
You don't have to say his last name. He's dead

00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:39.039
now. He's dead. I mean, obviously, the guy likes

00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:41.019
whatever you condone. See, you know, like, this

00:59:41.019 --> 00:59:43.840
is where, like, the guy, whoever... And I said

00:59:43.840 --> 00:59:47.159
in my head, not only did this guy go out to a

00:59:47.159 --> 00:59:49.800
party having to take a shit, but he just was

00:59:49.800 --> 00:59:53.059
ready to jump up on stage and shit. And it was

00:59:53.059 --> 00:59:55.639
only, like, maybe 100 people there. He had to

00:59:55.639 --> 01:00:00.980
go bad. That's 99 way too many. Unless that one

01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:02.960
has to be my girlfriend. Yeah, I would have been

01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:05.139
like... If there's a female in here, I would

01:00:05.139 --> 01:00:07.800
come on stage. Yeah, exactly. Shit. Oh, OK. Well,

01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:09.800
these guys are in here. Now you're being sexist.

01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:13.380
Yeah. Well, and OK, another thing now. So then

01:00:13.380 --> 01:00:18.340
he just pulls his pants up. Yeah. Yeah. That's

01:00:18.340 --> 01:00:19.980
what this kid did. That's the worst part. The

01:00:19.980 --> 01:00:22.320
shitting isn't the worst part. Yeah. He's not

01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:24.039
wiping your pants up. He's not wiping it. And

01:00:24.039 --> 01:00:27.099
having to go back into the party now. Yeah. The

01:00:27.099 --> 01:00:30.840
shit shame is off the hook right now. Yeah. He's

01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:34.360
got a dirty ass, dude. Yeah. And did he make

01:00:34.360 --> 01:00:36.480
it all in the cup? Yeah! I thought you didn't

01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:42.920
watch! Well, no. They had an announcer. A guy

01:00:42.920 --> 01:00:47.460
announcer. Set that one up. Yeah, okay. They

01:00:47.460 --> 01:00:50.929
had an announcer. Dude, man. That was a... 200,

01:00:51.190 --> 01:00:54.429
300 feet away, you think I ran up to watch him

01:00:54.429 --> 01:00:58.050
keep shit in the coffee cup? Coffee can? I mean,

01:00:58.130 --> 01:01:00.329
it wasn't a coffee can. Oh, that was great, Larry.

01:01:00.389 --> 01:01:03.550
I love you so much. So yeah, man. So much fun.

01:01:04.190 --> 01:01:06.630
And then, but it was bad because, you know, we

01:01:06.630 --> 01:01:10.010
had a girl in our band who was like, this is

01:01:10.010 --> 01:01:11.989
fucking disgusting. So wait a second. OK, so

01:01:11.989 --> 01:01:14.510
did he shit and then more bands came on? Yeah,

01:01:14.969 --> 01:01:17.610
he shit in between bands. So he made it all in

01:01:17.610 --> 01:01:20.699
the cup. Yeah, how big was this car was a coffee

01:01:20.699 --> 01:01:23.860
can I love how you just keep? You know regular

01:01:23.860 --> 01:01:26.119
stand. Yeah, I know Larry just a coffee. Yeah,

01:01:26.119 --> 01:01:30.000
you're bad. She wouldn't have done it No, and

01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:32.420
she fucking thought and most of the girls there

01:01:32.420 --> 01:01:36.900
thought that's fucking disgusting Listen you're

01:01:36.900 --> 01:01:39.099
really gonna wean out the ladies of you're there.

01:01:39.099 --> 01:01:43.780
Yeah, I mean hey, I kind of but dude There wasn't

01:01:43.780 --> 01:01:47.559
too many women this guy's gonna pull his pants

01:01:47.559 --> 01:01:50.940
up Now go back to the party. He's got shit, Mom.

01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:53.860
Does he go right to the toilet, or is he possibly

01:01:53.860 --> 01:01:57.320
shithand? I don't know what he did. I fucking

01:01:57.320 --> 01:02:02.550
ignored that fucking kid. Scat stuff weirds me

01:02:02.550 --> 01:02:04.949
out, man. Especially really into that shit. Like,

01:02:05.030 --> 01:02:06.889
what happened to you? Yeah, and it was such low

01:02:06.889 --> 01:02:09.110
money. I'm like, really? For that short of money?

01:02:09.289 --> 01:02:11.010
I think you were fucked up and forgot how much

01:02:11.010 --> 01:02:13.150
money it was. No, it was really not a lot of

01:02:13.150 --> 01:02:15.929
money. OK, so now it changed. Because he said,

01:02:16.050 --> 01:02:17.969
we're going to collect money so someone could

01:02:17.969 --> 01:02:21.269
shit in the can. Most people are going, I don't

01:02:21.269 --> 01:02:23.670
want to fucking see that. So nobody gave him

01:02:23.670 --> 01:02:26.730
any money. So only the fucking sick bastards.

01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:44.480
for the love of the game. Steve, you told me

01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:47.000
this was the party I could never listen man.

01:02:47.340 --> 01:02:49.900
I shit in a plastic box in a parking lot every

01:02:49.900 --> 01:02:52.309
day. Well, not every day, but - These kids were

01:02:52.309 --> 01:02:54.909
like homeless punks, fucking - I mean, the story

01:02:54.909 --> 01:02:55.610
just gets more - They were living in a house

01:02:55.610 --> 01:02:58.030
that was condemned and shit. It's where these

01:02:58.030 --> 01:02:58.750
houses are linked to. They didn't run any water.

01:02:58.809 --> 01:03:00.269
The toilet wasn't working. Now it makes sense.

01:03:00.269 --> 01:03:02.710
I know, Larry, what the fuck, dude? Now it ends

01:03:02.710 --> 01:03:04.309
up. Well, no, but it was a fucked up house. A

01:03:04.309 --> 01:03:06.809
guy lived in a trailer that was parked in the

01:03:06.809 --> 01:03:08.530
driveway. Okay, Larry, how about - Larry, listen,

01:03:08.789 --> 01:03:10.849
listen. This should be - They all were out trying

01:03:10.849 --> 01:03:12.630
to out -punk each other, you know what I mean?

01:03:12.630 --> 01:03:14.449
Larry, this should be the first part of the story.

01:03:14.449 --> 01:03:16.949
It might be one of the reasons the kid did it.

01:03:17.110 --> 01:03:19.610
Larry, this should be the first part of the story.

01:03:19.880 --> 01:03:23.139
And then you tell the shitting, don't start with

01:03:23.139 --> 01:03:24.760
the shitting and then say there's no running

01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:27.599
water. Say, there's no running water. Well, no,

01:03:27.619 --> 01:03:29.500
they might've had, I don't know if they had water.

01:03:29.619 --> 01:03:30.960
Well, that's not the exciting part. The house

01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:32.920
was fucking unlivable, though. Yeah, the exciting

01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:35.920
part is the guy shitting. Yeah. The bathtub was

01:03:35.920 --> 01:03:41.139
already full of shit. And people do that, too.

01:03:41.179 --> 01:03:42.739
I don't understand how they do that. You ever

01:03:42.739 --> 01:03:45.320
see those, the hoarder videos? Were they just

01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:47.440
deuce in the tub? No, what are you talking about?

01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:52.159
I got a good deuce in the tub story. That's the

01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:57.440
name of the episode. Deuce in the tub. So my

01:03:57.440 --> 01:04:00.699
first day in the job, I was an apprentice electrician.

01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:04.139
Oh boy. The journeyman I had to work for. He

01:04:04.139 --> 01:04:06.860
was an alky, telling me about his hemorrhoids

01:04:06.860 --> 01:04:09.099
and shit. But then he'd tell me stories about

01:04:09.099 --> 01:04:11.719
how he used to hitchhike across the country back

01:04:11.719 --> 01:04:14.539
in the day. And he's like, oh, I was a big drinker,

01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:17.039
too. So he's like, oh, this one couple picked

01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.860
me up. I ended up, we partied. I stayed at their

01:04:19.860 --> 01:04:22.940
house. I ended up shitting in their bathtub.

01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:26.719
I didn't realize it. And he's like, yeah, making

01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:29.500
the story, long story short, I didn't stay there

01:04:29.500 --> 01:04:32.460
that much longer. But yeah, he ended up shitting

01:04:32.460 --> 01:04:34.980
in the bathtub at his per, you know, he's hitchhiking

01:04:34.980 --> 01:04:35.940
across, he said he was a Colorado. I don't know

01:04:35.940 --> 01:04:38.019
why we can't do that. Why wouldn't they make

01:04:38.019 --> 01:04:41.380
the bathtub like a toilet? So you can shit in

01:04:41.380 --> 01:04:43.719
the tub, and then you can get rid of the toilet.

01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:46.280
Well, Joey Diaz used to do it. He would do the

01:04:46.280 --> 01:04:48.340
stuff. Yeah, he'd spit it out. Come on. Yeah,

01:04:48.340 --> 01:04:52.599
but I'm saying, if you put like a garbage disposal

01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:55.940
sort of in the tub, dude, that is fucking gross.

01:04:56.760 --> 01:04:58.960
And then you can shit until you can get rid of

01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:01.199
the toilet. That's so much more room for a nice

01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:03.679
vanity. Yeah, but then you got to take a shower

01:05:03.679 --> 01:05:05.500
every time you shit. Every single time? Yeah.

01:05:05.500 --> 01:05:07.980
At somebody else's house, too. Yeah, but that's

01:05:07.980 --> 01:05:10.340
perfect. Don't think about it. in a life -size

01:05:10.340 --> 01:05:13.820
bidet. I've been in places. I'd rather have the

01:05:13.820 --> 01:05:17.380
bidet. No. Listen. I'd rather have the shower.

01:05:17.400 --> 01:05:19.260
If I'm at home. I hear nails, but I've been in

01:05:19.260 --> 01:05:21.119
places. If I'm at home and I drop a massive deuce,

01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:24.730
I hop right in the shower. Dude. What are you

01:05:24.730 --> 01:05:27.369
guys fucking shitting all over yourselves? Like,

01:05:27.449 --> 01:05:30.489
if I have a bidet, that's nice. Yeah, but I'm

01:05:30.489 --> 01:05:33.530
just saying I want that whole cleanliness feeling

01:05:33.530 --> 01:05:34.969
after you're done. That's what I'm getting at.

01:05:34.989 --> 01:05:37.110
Did you ever use a bidet? I mean, but you know

01:05:37.110 --> 01:05:39.510
what the thing is? It's fantastic. And you don't

01:05:39.510 --> 01:05:41.489
need as much toilet paper. No, you don't use

01:05:41.489 --> 01:05:44.260
any. Well, you get the settings right. Well,

01:05:44.260 --> 01:05:46.679
no, but you got to dry yourself off. First of

01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:50.639
all, bidet is gay. Yeah, bidet is gay, dude.

01:05:50.880 --> 01:05:52.860
It shoots water right in your butthole at a high

01:05:52.860 --> 01:05:55.659
rate of speed. And you know what? It gives you

01:05:55.659 --> 01:05:57.960
a little tickle. It's just French gay shit, dude.

01:05:58.119 --> 01:06:00.559
That's all it is. That is it. It's called a bidet.

01:06:01.150 --> 01:06:03.909
It comes a dildo that goes over your ass with

01:06:03.909 --> 01:06:06.710
perforations and squirts out water, kind of like

01:06:06.710 --> 01:06:09.730
an animal. More projecting, Larry. Slow down.

01:06:09.730 --> 01:06:12.670
It jumps up and down. Oh, now a fist? That's

01:06:12.670 --> 01:06:18.710
the baguette. Oh. That's the harambe. So the

01:06:18.710 --> 01:06:21.570
fist comes up. All right, Larry, come on. I mean,

01:06:21.889 --> 01:06:26.650
now who's gay? I thought you were. I do know

01:06:26.650 --> 01:06:28.150
about the baguette, though. Listen, I've used

01:06:28.150 --> 01:06:31.199
one or two. I'm just saying, if you can shit

01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:34.420
in the tub, get rid of the toilet, perfect. And

01:06:34.420 --> 01:06:36.599
then get a self -cleaning tub? No, but the problem,

01:06:36.699 --> 01:06:38.559
that's the whole problem with the shitting in

01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:41.280
the tub. It's like, in the toilet, you just flush.

01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:44.360
In a tub, you gotta get like a squeegee thing

01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:47.579
out and fucking like... Well, what did you just...

01:06:47.579 --> 01:06:50.960
Big ass drain. Big ass drain. Big ass drain.

01:06:50.960 --> 01:06:53.219
How big is the drain? How's this shit gonna slide

01:06:53.219 --> 01:06:58.820
into that drain? Oh, it's on a pitch. And there's

01:06:58.820 --> 01:07:01.159
jets in the tub, so when you shit, you push the

01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:03.820
jets and it flushes it down. I mean, you guys

01:07:03.820 --> 01:07:05.920
are thinking like this is the 1920s. Yeah, but

01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:08.599
is this like the return of the Jedi? Like, sand

01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:12.099
pit? Sand pit? We ain't cats, you know what I'm

01:07:12.099 --> 01:07:14.099
talking about? Yeah, I was about to say, but

01:07:14.099 --> 01:07:15.500
then how are you going to take a shower in this

01:07:15.500 --> 01:07:17.659
tub? Yeah. All right, so it's going to be a tub.

01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:20.059
You're going to take a fucking shower in this

01:07:20.059 --> 01:07:22.039
shit hole? Listen, it's going to be a shower.

01:07:22.039 --> 01:07:24.320
It's so gross. Work with me. It's going to have

01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:27.030
a tub base. So it's enclosed this big, all right?

01:07:27.230 --> 01:07:28.849
It's gonna have jets going all the way around

01:07:28.849 --> 01:07:31.309
the side like you do in one of those old school

01:07:31.309 --> 01:07:33.130
80s fuck things in your bedroom. You know what

01:07:33.130 --> 01:07:34.650
I mean? Why don't you just do like they do in

01:07:34.650 --> 01:07:36.869
prison with the sink and the toilet? Make the

01:07:36.869 --> 01:07:40.889
bathtub part of the toilet. Huh? You know how

01:07:40.889 --> 01:07:42.949
they have the sink connected to the toilet in

01:07:42.949 --> 01:07:44.590
jail? I think there's a reason why it is the

01:07:44.590 --> 01:07:47.829
way it is. Make the fucking bathtub, and then

01:07:47.829 --> 01:07:49.969
like how a swimming pool with a jacuzzi. You

01:07:49.969 --> 01:07:54.010
guys have no initiative. You guys really, I am

01:07:54.010 --> 01:07:55.949
embarrassed to be your friend. I'm never going

01:07:55.949 --> 01:07:57.050
to eat in one of your houses. This fucking guy's

01:07:57.050 --> 01:07:59.789
talking about Tron or whatever over here. What

01:07:59.789 --> 01:08:01.210
the fuck, dude? You guys are talking about using

01:08:01.210 --> 01:08:05.010
two seashells to wipe your ass? One for below

01:08:05.010 --> 01:08:09.139
and one for right. But no. Don't mix those up,

01:08:09.380 --> 01:08:10.739
boy. I mean, I'm just saying, now you've got

01:08:10.739 --> 01:08:13.780
more room in the bathroom. OK, whatever. I don't

01:08:13.780 --> 01:08:14.900
need your bathroom. But you could also say -

01:08:14.900 --> 01:08:16.539
I'll be seeing my constituents don't fucking

01:08:16.539 --> 01:08:17.199
- What are you - What are you - What are you

01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:19.680
gonna buy? A cleaner version of what you - What

01:08:19.680 --> 01:08:22.359
you're thinking is a fucking - Some kind of -

01:08:22.359 --> 01:08:24.880
Almost like this table, like a fender headstock.

01:08:25.119 --> 01:08:27.760
No! Like the main tub would be shaped round,

01:08:27.779 --> 01:08:30.659
you know? Yeah, like a regular tub, you ass -clown!

01:08:30.819 --> 01:08:33.720
Where it had a toilet seat section. Hell, they

01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:36.350
do that in Europe. See, you may as well just

01:08:36.350 --> 01:08:38.670
stick your ass out the window and shit outside.

01:08:39.130 --> 01:08:42.529
On the toilet. On the bathtub. In the bath -

01:08:42.529 --> 01:08:45.390
in the shower. On the bathtub. Why on the bathtub?

01:08:47.029 --> 01:08:48.949
So, okay, so you're gonna have the toilet in

01:08:48.949 --> 01:08:50.750
the bathtub so when the bathtub fills up with

01:08:50.750 --> 01:08:54.710
water it's gonna flood the toilet. I mean you

01:08:54.710 --> 01:08:57.909
hear this right? Are you an idiot also? I really

01:08:57.909 --> 01:08:59.369
hope you're not an idiot. You guys are idiots.

01:09:00.170 --> 01:09:03.229
I'm an idiot. You want a toilet and a tub that

01:09:03.229 --> 01:09:06.109
you gotta fill with water? No, no, no. You want

01:09:06.109 --> 01:09:10.510
a shit -toilet? Listen, it's like a jacuzzi.

01:09:10.810 --> 01:09:13.510
This little part here, the little left part,

01:09:13.949 --> 01:09:17.670
would be separated by a bowl from the bathtub

01:09:17.670 --> 01:09:20.579
but it's... Part of the bad. I mean, this is

01:09:20.579 --> 01:09:23.520
just crazy. I mean, this is the most asinine

01:09:23.520 --> 01:09:25.539
thing I've ever heard in my life. And nobody

01:09:25.539 --> 01:09:27.300
even brought up a woman taking a shit. You're

01:09:27.300 --> 01:09:31.020
king retard. You are. Fuck you. I can see if

01:09:31.020 --> 01:09:33.420
it was like a thing to set up. What? I've never

01:09:33.420 --> 01:09:35.520
watched women take dudes. All right, now we're

01:09:35.520 --> 01:09:37.380
talking. All right. Let's get into what kind

01:09:37.380 --> 01:09:38.779
of. We're getting somewhere. Let's get into like

01:09:38.779 --> 01:09:41.079
how you would place a toilet clamp. Let's think.

01:09:41.680 --> 01:09:45.500
With waterproof cameras. OK. Self -cleaning.

01:09:45.500 --> 01:09:47.039
How big is this thing? Larry's got like the old

01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:51.420
80s one. It's only like this big. Sticking out

01:09:51.420 --> 01:09:55.619
the rim. It's got the VHS tape. It's not a camera.

01:09:56.699 --> 01:10:00.479
VHS tape in the side of it. It's just recorded.

01:10:01.380 --> 01:10:06.180
The red blinking light. It's plugged into the

01:10:06.180 --> 01:10:22.079
wall because the battery's bad on it. I've been

01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:28.340
in bathrooms where it was like, you know, like

01:10:28.340 --> 01:10:30.600
the bathroom in some bar, like you could sleep

01:10:30.600 --> 01:10:32.739
overnight in the venue and I'm like, oh, we got

01:10:32.739 --> 01:10:35.439
a shower and they tell you all these great amenities

01:10:35.439 --> 01:10:37.479
and you're like, oh, cool. And then you realize

01:10:37.479 --> 01:10:41.760
the shower is a shower head. in the men's bathroom

01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:44.399
at the fucking bar, and it's like a big drain

01:10:44.399 --> 01:10:47.479
in the fucking floor, and like the toilets are

01:10:47.479 --> 01:10:50.739
getting wet, the urinals are getting wet. Yes,

01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:53.380
we just talked about this, but you really distracted

01:10:53.380 --> 01:10:57.319
us about our toilet cam bit. But I'm just saying,

01:10:57.460 --> 01:10:59.880
they had some fucked up bathrooms there where

01:10:59.880 --> 01:11:02.199
you could have sat there and took a shit and

01:11:02.199 --> 01:11:06.239
took a shower at the same time, easily. and makes

01:11:06.239 --> 01:11:08.340
you wipe, walk around and everything. You get

01:11:08.340 --> 01:11:10.739
a detachable head too, you're fine when you use

01:11:10.739 --> 01:11:12.560
it in the tub. And that's the thing, man. And

01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:14.600
it's like, what the fuck, man? This is the same

01:11:14.600 --> 01:11:18.819
bathroom that there was 500 people in last night.

01:11:18.819 --> 01:11:21.640
Yeah, exactly. I was here, I know. It wasn't

01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:23.680
the cleanest fucking place. But you know what?

01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:26.119
You just turn the shit on and let it run for

01:11:26.119 --> 01:11:29.479
a while. It's like a truck stop glory hole. Yeah.

01:11:31.239 --> 01:11:33.909
Except with no glory hole. Except with no glory.

01:11:34.449 --> 01:11:38.850
Just a lot of hole. Yeah. Glory's long gone.

01:11:38.850 --> 01:11:45.449
Yeah. That was just Larry behind the door. Glory

01:11:45.449 --> 01:11:47.989
left a little while ago. And then I also fucking

01:11:47.989 --> 01:11:50.409
took a shower one time and then fucking listened

01:11:50.409 --> 01:11:54.789
to this, man. It was like a janitor's closet

01:11:54.789 --> 01:11:58.210
in the high school. It was like one of those

01:11:58.210 --> 01:12:02.170
rooms with a wooden door with a fucking shower

01:12:02.170 --> 01:12:03.949
nozzle coming out of the top. Are we still talking

01:12:03.949 --> 01:12:05.529
about this bathroom? It was like, here's the

01:12:05.529 --> 01:12:07.489
shower. And I'm like, man, it's disgusting. They

01:12:07.489 --> 01:12:10.130
literally had the bucket with the mop and the

01:12:10.130 --> 01:12:13.470
thing still there in the corner. And I'm like,

01:12:13.689 --> 01:12:15.149
there's this little thing. You also know you

01:12:15.149 --> 01:12:20.909
see eyes. No, like the goatee color on the thing.

01:12:20.909 --> 01:12:27.010
The finger comes out. The finger comes out of

01:12:27.010 --> 01:12:31.890
the gloria. That's how they alert you. Is that

01:12:31.890 --> 01:12:34.289
how they do it? Yeah, we talked about this two

01:12:34.289 --> 01:12:41.010
weeks ago. Jesus, the steroids are making you

01:12:41.010 --> 01:12:46.869
real angry. Concussions. I didn't get a concussion.

01:12:47.489 --> 01:12:51.170
You sure? Fucking rump buster. Yeah, exactly.

01:12:51.430 --> 01:12:54.770
I know this guy. Left for dead twice. Yeah, I

01:12:54.770 --> 01:12:55.949
know. That's what sucks. That should be your

01:12:55.949 --> 01:12:58.229
memoir. Well, you know why you want to hear the

01:12:58.229 --> 01:13:02.000
worst thing about the accident? Was... I braced

01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:04.800
myself for it. I saw it come in the airbags pot.

01:13:05.340 --> 01:13:07.779
And I look over at Mary and I'm like, are you

01:13:07.779 --> 01:13:10.479
okay? And she's like, no. And I'm like, oh my

01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:12.859
God. That's why I drink when I drive so I don't

01:13:12.859 --> 01:13:14.680
brace myself. No, that's what they say. That's

01:13:14.680 --> 01:13:16.779
why drunks are always the one. There's nothing

01:13:16.779 --> 01:13:19.539
wrong with a car. I was ready for it. Plus I

01:13:19.539 --> 01:13:22.100
had the seatbelt on. It was the first time I

01:13:22.100 --> 01:13:25.640
wore a seatbelt ever. It was literally the first

01:13:25.640 --> 01:13:28.899
time I ever had a seatbelt on. Yeah. Unless I'm

01:13:28.899 --> 01:13:31.520
in someone else's car. Bullshit, I've ridden

01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:33.500
with you with seatbelts on. I make you put them

01:13:33.500 --> 01:13:35.579
on in my car because someone tells me to put

01:13:35.579 --> 01:13:39.319
your seatbelt on. Because when I'm driving by

01:13:39.319 --> 01:13:41.920
myself, my car is so old, it doesn't have that.

01:13:42.020 --> 01:13:44.619
So I just fucking forget about it and go. But

01:13:44.619 --> 01:13:47.659
now I'm like halfway down my street and I'm like...

01:13:47.430 --> 01:13:50.649
Oh, shit, and I put it on. Now I have PTSD. I'm

01:13:50.649 --> 01:13:51.750
never gonna not wear it again. Don't say that.

01:13:51.850 --> 01:13:53.449
You don't have PTSD. Well, it's weird not wearing

01:13:53.449 --> 01:13:55.409
it. Like, for me, now it's weird if I don't have

01:13:55.409 --> 01:13:58.430
a seatbelt on. Fucking pretty small, tiny dick.

01:13:58.750 --> 01:14:05.470
That's what you have. P .S .T. Oh, P .T. My bad.

01:14:06.350 --> 01:14:09.149
Whatever. P .S .T.? Yeah, P .S .T. Yeah, pretty

01:14:09.149 --> 01:14:13.689
small, tiny dick. Pretty tiny small dick, there

01:14:13.689 --> 01:14:16.569
we go. PTSD, there we go. Like when someone ODs

01:14:16.569 --> 01:14:19.130
at your house and then when someone fucking locks

01:14:19.130 --> 01:14:21.310
himself in the bathroom for a half hour and you're

01:14:21.310 --> 01:14:24.369
like, yo. Who's that? You know, like say when

01:14:24.369 --> 01:14:26.510
someone croaks in your house, right, where you're

01:14:26.510 --> 01:14:28.430
laying right there. What are you talking about?

01:14:28.550 --> 01:14:30.170
Why would you point right at me and say that?

01:14:30.289 --> 01:14:31.449
That was so weird. Because that's what happened,

01:14:32.090 --> 01:14:34.510
man. Somebody died right here? Timmy, yeah, he

01:14:34.510 --> 01:14:36.470
was laying right there when he died. Why would

01:14:36.470 --> 01:14:39.229
you say that? Because he was! But why would you

01:14:39.229 --> 01:14:41.970
bring that up? Well, I'm talking about PTSD.

01:14:42.289 --> 01:14:43.989
Are you fucking... How many people have died

01:14:43.989 --> 01:14:47.170
in here? I mean, well, Larry's soul, at least

01:14:47.170 --> 01:14:55.300
one. Oh, man. Anyways, fucking... How many gay

01:14:55.300 --> 01:14:58.319
prostitutes have you strangled in here? I have

01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:01.300
fucking actually, I've brought people back or

01:15:01.300 --> 01:15:03.319
saved them. All right, your next words need to

01:15:03.319 --> 01:15:05.560
be very cautious. So when someone goes in the

01:15:05.560 --> 01:15:07.420
bathroom and locks himself in there, I'm like,

01:15:07.420 --> 01:15:09.960
yo, what the fuck is going on in there? Yeah,

01:15:09.960 --> 01:15:11.800
right. I don't want some asshole shooting up

01:15:11.800 --> 01:15:14.319
in my house and ODing. I don't want none of that

01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:16.119
shit. So you go in the front yard and do that

01:15:16.119 --> 01:15:18.579
shit. Yeah, go on the sidewalk. Go on the neighbor's

01:15:18.579 --> 01:15:21.800
yard. I'll go over here. What are you doing?

01:15:22.239 --> 01:15:25.039
Yeah. close enough to the neighbors here so they

01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:27.520
can roll you over. It's too bad there's a playground

01:15:27.520 --> 01:15:29.779
over here and you can't get a hundred yards in

01:15:29.779 --> 01:15:32.380
by that. Yeah, it's like you shouldn't even be

01:15:32.380 --> 01:15:34.399
here. You're too close to the playground. Get

01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:36.140
the fuck out of my neighborhood. You know, you're

01:15:36.140 --> 01:15:38.420
on the precipice, let me tell you. I am. You

01:15:38.420 --> 01:15:41.100
really are. Actually, I should get ice out here

01:15:41.100 --> 01:15:45.060
to measure. Well, they did when they built the

01:15:45.060 --> 01:15:48.560
first playground. They had a guy with a super

01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:51.220
long tape measure go from my front door to the

01:15:51.220 --> 01:15:54.060
edge of the slide. No, the edge of the slide.

01:15:54.380 --> 01:15:57.020
From where the slide comes out. We need a potential

01:15:57.020 --> 01:16:01.119
measurement for future, for reference. What time

01:16:01.119 --> 01:16:04.079
are we at? Oh, I don't know. Probably fucking

01:16:04.079 --> 01:16:11.119
long. Oh, shit. They're like, yeah. 116. Oh,

01:16:11.180 --> 01:16:13.710
that's fine. Yeah, all right. That was fun. It's

01:16:13.710 --> 01:16:15.949
like Carole King. You playing Carole King? Yeah,

01:16:16.090 --> 01:16:19.210
man. I was fucking playing. I feel the earth

01:16:19.210 --> 01:16:21.250
move. Yeah, all right. I was like, I got to learn

01:16:21.250 --> 01:16:24.050
that on the piano. All right. Well, we're just

01:16:24.050 --> 01:16:26.229
going to have a regular conversation. Peace out.

01:16:26.289 --> 01:16:28.289
Yeah. Thank you guys for listening. Like, follow,

01:16:28.369 --> 01:16:30.630
subscribe, tell your friends. Yeah. If you listen

01:16:30.630 --> 01:16:33.380
to this one along, you're awesome. Yeah, if you

01:16:33.380 --> 01:16:36.220
listen time if you listen to this point of the

01:16:36.220 --> 01:16:38.479
show You're probably the first person that ever

01:16:38.479 --> 01:16:41.100
did and send us your ideas about the shit tub

01:16:41.100 --> 01:16:45.460
and your underwear if you're a lady No, thanks.

01:16:45.460 --> 01:16:48.220
Yeah, no face right out of the hamper. Yeah,

01:16:48.220 --> 01:16:51.399
you know, all right enough for a shit You could

01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:53.460
send the needle still nice piece