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All right. Welcome to the Larry Needle Show.

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I'm Larry. Needles isn't here. And I'm Old Joe.

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I got my dad with me. And we're going to talk

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some, we're going to talk about some stuff today

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and some interesting things, like right off the

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bat, I mean, I guess we could get right into

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it. Well, by the way, this is our second anniversary.

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Oh, wow. Second anniversary for the Larry and

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Needle show. Yeah, pretty cool Yeah, so maybe

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we could just do some review and talk about things

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that are happening here and yeah, let's talk

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about Let's talk about what happened last week

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and what's gonna happen tomorrow when you went

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to the oh, yeah Elon Musk protests slash Tesla

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right after watching a lot of them YouTube stuff

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and seeing some of these protests. Yeah, I wanted

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to Experience it right as a hands -on situation

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so I decided to take a ride last Saturday to

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an active protest taking place in a town real

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close to where we're at here and I put on a Not

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a Trump hat But I did put on a military hat that

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I had, former Marine, and I put the hat on, and

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it was pretty prevalent. It had a big USMC on

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there. And I proceeded to go over to the demonstration,

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and it wasn't too long before, even though I

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didn't have a Trump hat on, that I was engulfed

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in these demonstrators who I tried to engulf

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is a funny word because it took place on golf

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road. So that's pretty funny. So just trying

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to converse with them, I saw one person holding

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an American flag, which I thought was totally

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out of place. And when I approached him, it turned

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out he was a Trump supporter. So that was good.

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So there was him. And I said, well, I know where

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you're coming from. And I'm on board with you.

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And we shook hands. And he thanked me for my

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service. And I said, but I'm going to go over

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there. And he said, well. I'm going to tell you,

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you might get roughed up." I said, well, I've

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been roughed up before, so let's give it a whirl.

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and before Barry Long I was in the middle of

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this group again just trying to engage them in

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conversation and actually try to just get their

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views and listen to them in a calm direction

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with the respect that they were on both sides

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of the street. So as I engaged one side of the

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street level of excitement was going up with

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them. We weren't far away from the F words yet.

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And I was just trying to engage, like one guy,

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I asked him, I said, now what is it that you're

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here protesting? Elon Musk, he's got to go. And

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he just went off on Elon. And I said, did you

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realize you're actually protesting your own demise?

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Because You are a stockholder in the E -Line's

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company. If you have a 401, an IRA, you have

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that in your portfolio. The biggest owners, first

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of all, Elon Musk owns less than 13 % of the

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company, which is an amazing fact in itself.

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You've got Vanguard, the next biggest holder.

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You've got BlackRock. Those are low lives. And

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you've got JP Morgan Chase. Tesla? Yeah, they're

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vested in Tesla. And they're, you know, they're

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9%, 8%. Any mutual fund that you own, you own

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Tesla. So these people are out there demonstrating

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the demise of this guy. And I'm trying to tell

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him, this man that owns this dealership, he's

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just trying to make a living. You know, I mean,

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he's not here. There's no political agenda, you

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know. And once they got boxed in and they saw

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the logic that they lack, that's when they started

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with the F .U. get out of here. And, you know,

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so I'm not backing down. All of a sudden, here

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comes the reinforcements from across the street.

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Yeah, well, are you going to say how wide the

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street is? The street is unbelievable. And busy.

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There's three lanes in each direction. It's the

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main thoroughfare through this. Plus double turning

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lanes. It's all car delivery, car sales places.

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It's just one of many. So this is a busy street.

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And now we're not at a corner. So they're risking

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their life. They're jaywalking. Coming across

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the street with their poorly made signs. Oh,

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the stuff on their signs was just, I was embarrassed

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for them. So at any rate, about 15 minutes passed.

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I had my camera out on my phone, but unfortunately,

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I didn't, I did something wrong and I missed

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such beautiful footage. I had a woman in front

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of me and pushing a sign in my face. I says,

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why don't you lower that sign so I could see

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your face? Are you ashamed of yourself? or what

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is it that you're trying to hide from? I'm just

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asking you some questions. And this is about

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the tone of my voice, and they're just, now they're

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going. The FUs are flying like crazy, and they're

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giving me the one finger, and I says, I didn't

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ask you about your IQ. I just wanted to get some

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information from you. Anyhow, it didn't go well

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at all. It didn't go well at all. You know what's

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funny is a lot of these things you see in the

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signs are matching, perfect signs. Yeah, those

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are the ones that are being paid and organized.

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This one must have been an organic uprising.

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It was, because there was some very, I mean,

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one thing that demonstrators have in common,

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they're all ugly and angry. I noticed that. And

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I also noticed that the women are worse than

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the men. I mean, they have no, I mean, they just

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yell and scream. So I don't know what happened,

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but the police came. and singled me out. I expressed

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myself very calmly. I don't want to get in a

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confrontation with the police. I said, well,

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I'm just here asking a few questions. I have

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the right to be here. He said, yes, I know you

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do. He said, but you're kind of instigating,

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you're agitating a situation here. He didn't

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ask me to leave. directly but he suggested that

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I leave that area. Life would have been a lot

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easier for the protesters and probably me too.

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So I just couldn't believe it. I had a plan to

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be there a little bit longer but I left and I

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was cooperative. But to get them riled and get

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them angry - You really don't have to do anything.

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All you got to do is be there. You don't even

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need a hat. And we see so many guys on YouTube

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with the gumption to go on there with the, you

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know, the MAGA hats. They're like, oh my, they

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really go crazy. I was wishing I had a hat. So

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if I go again and I really don't plan to, that

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was a spontaneous thing. I would wear my Marine

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Corps cap and my Trump shirt. And just walk around,

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you know. I have one thing going for me. They

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won't lay their hands on me because I am old

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and I used the military. Sometimes they don't

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care. I know. I know. They were getting up in

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my face. Geez. I couldn't believe how easily

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they're riled. They have no, it's like a tree

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without any roots. They have no idea why they're

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there. You say, well, just give me a couple of

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examples. telling me anybody that's better than

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Trump, Kamala Harris. I said, well, what did

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she accomplish? Anything? We're not talking to

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you, and they get all frustrated. They won't

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engage. They just won't engage with the silliness

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of these people. The demise of Tesla stock is

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going down. So is there 401s and all of their,

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like the guy from Minnesota, Tim Walz. Tim Walz,

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what a dumb fuck. He's over there yelling and

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praising that it's going down. And they own a

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million shares or something. His state, their

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retirement and their pension plans is based on

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Elon Musk. Yeah, yeah. Such a genius. What a

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dumbass that guy is. It's a sad, sad world we

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live in, it really is. I like what I was watching

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Gutfeld last night, I think he said. Jasmine

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Crockett is like Cardi B with a head injury.

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If that's at all possible. Oh my gosh. That is

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amazing. It really is amazing. I love it. I love

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it that they can get so easily riled. I've never

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seen anything quite like it, you know. And now

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he's gonna be gone probably, he's got about 40

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days left. And then he's gonna go back to what

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he really does. The man who's lost, up to date

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here, $115 billion. That's what he's lost. And

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he only owns about a little less than 13 % of

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the company. How could you lose $115 billion?

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$115 billion from the depression of the stock.

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The stock at the high point was $488. The stock

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today, it closed at about, today was a, oh my

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gosh, the market went in a dump. It closed today

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around $224, $25. Wow. So it's less than half.

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Now that's a high point. He didn't, this whole

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thing didn't start at the 488, you know. Yeah.

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It came down. If a guy's got balls, You should

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be buying to end money. You should be buying

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Tesla with both hands Because he's coming out

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with the the bi phone or the pie phone have you

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heard about that? Oh my gosh If it does half

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the things they're saying it's gonna do it'll

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make the Apple look like crap Yeah, apparently

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it's only six to eight months away and it's gonna

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be under $200 So he's going after that market

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now, you know And then another two, three years,

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we're going to have affordable robots that we

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will, you and I, you know, if we had that kind

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of money, I guess they're going to be like 30

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,000 or something. That's a lot, Scott. But the

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thing will cut your grass. It'll, it'll, it's,

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it's an amazing. But I thought, you know, then

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what about the illegal aliens that are cutting

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the lawn? Isn't that going to fuck them up? I

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mean... Aren't they against that? They should

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be right. We will be you want some convoluted

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thinking maybe that's must Scheme get rid of

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the illegal aliens. So there's be the demand

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for his robots I Gotta pass it on to the Democrats.

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They're gonna run with that. That's a good one.

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I just thought of that as we speak here Yeah,

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so me and Mary worked at the oh, yeah, obviously,

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you know, but we worked at the last last Tuesday,

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on April 1st, the election, and we were so busy.

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We were like the busiest, we were the busiest

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place in Illinois. That is amazing. Our location.

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I must say, shame on me. The guy told us, one

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of these poll workers. Where were you, where

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were you? Addison, in Addison Township. off of

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Lake Street? Yeah, Lake and Addison. Yeah. The

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street is Kennedy behind there. Yeah, that's

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the - No, it wasn't that. It was on Addison Road.

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Oh, is it on Addison Road? Yeah. Because I've

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been through some business meetings there. I

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thought it was going to be there, too. Yeah,

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it was on the other side. It wasn't facing -

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okay. Because if you take that one street, it

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just goes right into the village there. Yeah.

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And they were busy, huh? Oh, yeah. Well, did

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they have a maritorial election? Did they get

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a new mayor? Yeah, well, they had all kinds of

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elections, and there was election for DuPage

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County. Do you want to have some certain tax?

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No, I don't want that tax. Is that DuPage County

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there? Well, here's the thing. Each person gets

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a... custom ballot by depending where you live.

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So it's probably a crossover thing? No. Every

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single person gets a different ballot. Oh, so

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you tell them custom as you go there. They know

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your address by where you live. So when you're

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given the name, they generate the ballot. And

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so my ballot and Mary's ballot won't be the same

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as the person sitting right next to me. Were

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you able to vote there? I voted, yeah. Oh my

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gosh. You didn't have to be in your own township.

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No, that's why they do the custom ballots now.

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Don't you remember when you came and voted the

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thing printed up both sides? Yeah, but I didn't

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know that was a custom. Yeah, in the old days

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you had to go to your exact place because they

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had the stack of ballots or the machine with

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the thing with all the same ballots in there.

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Yeah. So they couldn't, you know. You can't vote

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here. You don't live in this district. Now it

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doesn't matter where you go because they print

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as you need it. Oh, I didn't realize that. Geez.

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There was over 700 people or something that voted

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there. 774 people voted in those places. Wow,

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that's a lot. Yeah. And that's not even a big

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election. I think the guy said... Thirteen hundred

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for the You know the presidential election there

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at that place oh They did thirteen hundred president.

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Yeah, so that's a lot then if you did seven jeez

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Holy yeah, well almost eight really. I mean seven

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seventy four knows Well, I was shocked because

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they told us you know when they emailed. Oh,

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it's gonna be dead bring a book That's what I

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thought I thought this really didn't mean anything

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and it's gonna be deader than a door now and

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It turned out to be Kind of busy Wow Wow It's

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almost like a regular. I'm ashamed to say I didn't

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vote I I don't know who ran I don't know I have

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no idea what was going on there though, and it

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just snuck up on me All of a sudden you see some

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lawn signs and I wonder where they advertise.

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Yeah, it's like in the middle of nowhere. I wonder

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where they advertise the... Because I mean we

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don't watch regular network TV. Maybe that's

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why we weren't aware of it. That's another thing

00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:43.340
that people... You watch Fox, you're brainwashed,

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you're brainwashing. And the lies that they're

00:16:48.299 --> 00:16:56.539
listening to, it's amazing. All they do is ridicule.

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Trump who has a plan. And he knew this was going

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to happen. Maybe it's a little worse than he

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thought with the market. The market today just

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- But that's also because there are a bunch of

00:17:08.450 --> 00:17:11.230
bitches that get all panicky too. It's going

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to come back. If you listen to the real financial

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guys, they're kind of - I listened to one guy,

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that black guy with the plaid suits and all that

00:17:22.410 --> 00:17:25.720
shit. Charles Payne? Yeah. He said, I don't want

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to, I don't want to say it, but he says, but

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I'm kind of licking my chops here, you know,

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because this is the time to buy, but you got

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to have the balls to do it, you know. I don't

00:17:35.839 --> 00:17:38.170
even think it hit the low yet. Think we're gonna

00:17:38.170 --> 00:17:41.109
be in another week of it's you know what it's

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bad for the guy that has to has to retire Well

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a lot of times they give you 60 days to take

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your Your money, you know what I mean? Yeah,

00:17:52.569 --> 00:17:54.710
and then there's 60 days now. They got to take

00:17:54.710 --> 00:17:58.490
that money at the lowest point You know So they're

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gonna feel it so they get fucked on their stocks

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if they yeah, but they're probably in a little

00:18:03.750 --> 00:18:06.529
stuff That's too aggressive, but the average

00:18:06.529 --> 00:18:09.049
person person, if you don't do nothing, it's

00:18:09.049 --> 00:18:11.289
going to come back. The stock market is going

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to come back. That's the way it goes. Even healthy

00:18:17.670 --> 00:18:22.470
stocks, I mean, geez, everybody took a hit. But

00:18:22.470 --> 00:18:26.930
he knew this was going to happen. Now we need,

00:18:27.609 --> 00:18:32.210
some of them are coming around. But that's the

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thing, these people that are out there demonstrating,

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they don't even understand what's going on. They

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don't even know about America. We were founded

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on tariffs. You know what I mean? Woodrow Wilson

00:18:46.750 --> 00:18:49.730
is the one who put the income tax in. We didn't

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have income tax. And that's not, you know, it's

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not 2 ,000, I mean, 200 years ago that that happened.

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It's not that long ago. I think it was right

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after World War I or II. No, this was before

00:19:04.269 --> 00:19:08.470
World War II. And there's another one. Talk about

00:19:08.470 --> 00:19:11.410
Biden. Now the books are all coming out crazy.

00:19:12.289 --> 00:19:14.890
Well, Wilson had a stroke and his wife was running

00:19:14.890 --> 00:19:19.420
the country. But what they're saying about Biden,

00:19:19.660 --> 00:19:22.740
the books that are coming out, oh geez. Dr. Jill's

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not qualified to run the country. That's the

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difference. She is a fucking idiot. Oh my, my.

00:19:28.339 --> 00:19:32.079
He was an idiot before. He was completely senile

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and that guy is, oh man, it's so great. All these,

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but here's the other thing. So, okay, they're

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writing their books. Now they're cashing in.

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What about... you know, letting the country go

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down the toilet and not saying anything sooner.

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And that's another thing about these demonstrators.

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How could they align themselves with these people

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that had lied to them for four years? They knew

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he was not capable of it. His right hand guy,

00:20:03.369 --> 00:20:05.569
what's his name? Ron something or other. Ron

00:20:05.569 --> 00:20:11.339
Klain. Yeah, prime for the debate. He said the

00:20:11.339 --> 00:20:14.099
guy was like, I want to go lay by the pool. And

00:20:14.099 --> 00:20:17.880
you know, oh my gosh. They said, OK, they prepped

00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:20.039
them. OK, they were going to have a 90 minute

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debate. They ended up doing 40 minutes or so

00:20:23.660 --> 00:20:26.140
of it. And he said, I can't handle it anymore.

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Then the second debate. Or maybe the first one

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they did was supposed to be another 90 minute

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thing and he was in there for like 20 minutes

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And he's like I want to go take a nap. I want

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to lay down. I'm tired So they let him because

00:20:43.220 --> 00:20:46.259
he's the you know, he's the president and but

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obviously he wasn't and that's the other thing

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Who should be hanged by the neck for treason

00:20:52.690 --> 00:20:55.890
for all this? There's so much treasonous shit

00:20:55.890 --> 00:21:00.890
that went on. It's ridiculous. Trees, actual

00:21:00.890 --> 00:21:05.309
treason. Absolutely. They talk about Musk again.

00:21:06.289 --> 00:21:09.390
He wasn't elected. We elected Trump. What is

00:21:09.390 --> 00:21:12.089
he doing here? Well, the guy who was running

00:21:12.089 --> 00:21:15.210
the country here, they weren't elected either.

00:21:15.569 --> 00:21:19.369
They were just non -governmental people. making

00:21:19.369 --> 00:21:22.289
the decisions on our country. And these NGOs.

00:21:22.710 --> 00:21:25.329
Right, yeah. I don't know who I heard say it,

00:21:25.430 --> 00:21:28.130
but one of these smart money guys and he said

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NGO is basically synonymous with money laundering.

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That's all it is, is a money laundering deal.

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Everybody got wealthy there. All that money they

00:21:39.589 --> 00:21:43.930
pushed out. And these demonstrators also support

00:21:43.930 --> 00:21:45.950
the fact that we're giving money through all

00:21:45.950 --> 00:21:50.470
the country. That's how we have peace. It's like

00:21:50.470 --> 00:21:54.569
a kid with a baseball bat but he can't play ball.

00:21:55.089 --> 00:21:58.130
Well, I'll share all my stuff with you if you'll

00:21:58.130 --> 00:22:02.029
be my friend. We don't have to do that. We were

00:22:02.029 --> 00:22:04.910
the most powerful country in the world at one

00:22:04.910 --> 00:22:08.430
point. And this had to be done. If you look at

00:22:08.430 --> 00:22:12.789
back in history here, you don't have to go that

00:22:12.789 --> 00:22:15.829
far back. I'm talking the 90s. They knew there

00:22:15.829 --> 00:22:18.829
had to be an adjustment, but nobody had the balls

00:22:18.829 --> 00:22:20.910
to do what it was because they were always looking

00:22:20.910 --> 00:22:24.289
at reelection. Trump's not going to be reelected.

00:22:24.430 --> 00:22:27.170
He's not looking for that. Somebody had to have

00:22:27.170 --> 00:22:29.390
the balls to step up, otherwise there'd be no

00:22:29.390 --> 00:22:33.430
country. There would not be a country. Countries

00:22:33.430 --> 00:22:36.480
go bankrupt. We've seen it in Venezuela. We've

00:22:36.480 --> 00:22:38.759
seen it in a lot of countries where the money

00:22:38.759 --> 00:22:42.519
isn't worth shit. If it was a business, every

00:22:42.519 --> 00:22:45.900
person would be fired. First of all, it would

00:22:45.900 --> 00:22:49.170
already be... out of business, bankrupt, and

00:22:49.170 --> 00:22:51.230
everybody would be looking for a different job.

00:22:51.430 --> 00:22:55.289
I mean, everybody would be fired. That's why

00:22:55.289 --> 00:22:58.769
when they say that Trump uses that, they never

00:22:58.769 --> 00:23:01.410
made payroll and they never signed the payroll.

00:23:01.630 --> 00:23:04.109
That's what I think these demonstrators, I mean,

00:23:04.390 --> 00:23:07.210
I was holding myself back. I could have really,

00:23:07.210 --> 00:23:09.150
I could have really ripped them. You know what

00:23:09.150 --> 00:23:12.849
I mean? Well, what am I doing? They're too dumb.

00:23:13.069 --> 00:23:15.970
Teachers, social workers, and people that sponged

00:23:15.970 --> 00:23:20.970
off the system. I hate to belittle or say teachers

00:23:20.970 --> 00:23:23.509
aren't the greatest thing, but they're not. They

00:23:23.509 --> 00:23:26.650
suck. They suck. They're vested and they can't

00:23:26.650 --> 00:23:29.390
get fired. Did you see what they're talking about?

00:23:29.390 --> 00:23:33.109
My teachers are all shit. All shit? Yeah, terrible.

00:23:33.730 --> 00:23:37.720
Terrible, I think. Well, yeah, I think so. I

00:23:37.720 --> 00:23:41.660
know my situation Going to parochial school,

00:23:41.660 --> 00:23:43.819
which will probably lead us back into another

00:23:43.819 --> 00:23:46.539
subject I'm going to parochial school with these

00:23:46.539 --> 00:23:49.220
nuns with the habits on they haven't been married

00:23:49.220 --> 00:23:52.000
They know nothing about children and they got

00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:55.740
a deal with these with these young young boys

00:23:55.740 --> 00:23:58.960
that are you know full of testosterone and they're

00:23:58.960 --> 00:24:01.779
ready to Explode at any minute, you know, they

00:24:01.779 --> 00:24:04.259
weren't qualified for that. The only thing they

00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:06.960
were qualified is the hour of religion you got

00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:11.799
every day. So that wasn't a good thing. I was

00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:16.180
going to say something else and I lost it about

00:24:16.180 --> 00:24:21.240
these demonstrations. Anyway, they just don't

00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:25.180
make any sense at all. Oh, I know what I was

00:24:25.180 --> 00:24:29.029
going to say. In Chicago now. the teachers, or

00:24:29.029 --> 00:24:30.950
I don't know if it's the teachers or who it is,

00:24:31.269 --> 00:24:35.150
they're trying to pass a law that they get to

00:24:35.150 --> 00:24:39.630
review the curriculum. Did you see that? Did

00:24:39.630 --> 00:24:42.529
you see that? Of the homeschool children? And

00:24:42.529 --> 00:24:44.809
they want to put the parents in jail if they

00:24:44.809 --> 00:24:49.589
don't follow the exact scheme of things. Yeah.

00:24:50.220 --> 00:24:54.359
I can't even, I can't even, I think of, I think

00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:58.720
of Nick's wife, Leah, you know, homeschooling

00:24:58.720 --> 00:25:02.420
Noel and Alex, and you know, I mean, the kids

00:25:02.420 --> 00:25:05.079
are smart as a whip. She was certainly qualified

00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:08.839
to do it, you know, and these mothers, you know,

00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:11.619
they're... If you're going to tackle that, you

00:25:11.619 --> 00:25:13.759
better be qualified because you're doing your

00:25:13.759 --> 00:25:16.880
kid an injustice if you're not. But why is it

00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:19.859
their business? Yes, but if you are qualified,

00:25:20.039 --> 00:25:23.619
nobody cares more than the actual mom. Absolutely.

00:25:23.619 --> 00:25:25.700
The teacher doesn't care. Absolutely. I mean,

00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:29.740
she wants to read these papers and watch whatever

00:25:29.740 --> 00:25:34.259
dumb show and drink wine, you know. It's not

00:25:34.259 --> 00:25:37.640
like - There's one there's one thing that comes

00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:40.079
to mind when they were and I think Alex being

00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:43.240
younger Was doing the same work that Noel is

00:25:43.240 --> 00:25:47.490
that right so darn smart She was doing some history

00:25:47.490 --> 00:25:50.769
thing about different countries and this particular

00:25:50.769 --> 00:25:54.569
one was about India. So that night she had Indian

00:25:54.569 --> 00:25:57.710
food for the kids and she stayed with the whole

00:25:57.710 --> 00:26:01.670
theme. So I mean, come on, gee whiz. And then

00:26:01.670 --> 00:26:03.630
when it was time, they went to regular school.

00:26:03.950 --> 00:26:06.849
They weren't hurting socially or anything like

00:26:06.849 --> 00:26:11.210
that. I mean, gee whiz. But wow, how could you

00:26:11.210 --> 00:26:16.339
do that? As far as being a teacher would go and

00:26:16.339 --> 00:26:19.920
you know she they had the discipline they had

00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:23.160
it all she was very qualified But but I mean

00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:25.680
how could they interfere with these people's

00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:28.980
lives? We're gonna we're gonna jail you and fine

00:26:28.980 --> 00:26:33.160
you and You know, leave it to Illinois, leave

00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:36.660
it to Chicagoland and these - We're a leader,

00:26:36.779 --> 00:26:40.180
all right. Yeah, crooked as could be. I think

00:26:40.180 --> 00:26:42.519
I'm going to move this a little closer. I think

00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:46.380
we're way, way down on the runs of education.

00:26:46.539 --> 00:26:50.319
Way down. We're number one on spending and we're

00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:54.420
40 - I think dead fucking last. Well, if not

00:26:54.420 --> 00:26:57.700
last, I think we're like 47 or 48. You're right.

00:26:57.900 --> 00:27:00.900
We're number one per cost per child. Yes. And

00:27:00.900 --> 00:27:03.380
we're down all the way on the bottom. Yeah. I

00:27:03.380 --> 00:27:05.519
think I heard 48 or something. We're lower than

00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:09.839
any Asian country. Our eighth grader is equivalent

00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:13.079
to a fourth grader in Asia. Yeah. Reading level,

00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:15.660
math. I think I heard third grader, but yeah,

00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:18.160
that sounds about right. I think it was third

00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:20.440
grader. Actually, I do think that, you know.

00:27:20.779 --> 00:27:23.900
And it's just horrible, so we're complete idiots,

00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:27.960
total idiots. And you gotta have math. Every

00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:31.200
day, you're figuring out your bills, the taxes

00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:35.140
you're paying. How could they let that slip?

00:27:36.500 --> 00:27:39.759
It's craziness, geez. So how about they're doing

00:27:39.759 --> 00:27:43.220
some math problems, they're in the ghetto, and

00:27:43.220 --> 00:27:45.500
they can't figure shit out, and they're trying

00:27:45.500 --> 00:27:48.769
to do fractions and such. And so the teacher

00:27:48.769 --> 00:27:50.910
says, well, what if you get like an ounce of

00:27:50.910 --> 00:27:52.930
Coke? And then, you know, they break it down

00:27:52.930 --> 00:27:54.630
like that. And then all of a sudden the kids

00:27:54.630 --> 00:27:57.750
could do math. The light goes on. Yeah. And it

00:27:57.750 --> 00:28:00.490
was like, oh, yeah. Oh, wow. I didn't realize

00:28:00.490 --> 00:28:03.930
we were. Is that what those numbers are? An ounce

00:28:03.930 --> 00:28:07.009
of Coke, 28 grams and they split it up and they

00:28:07.009 --> 00:28:11.250
get a salad. Yeah. Yeah. I got to get a water

00:28:11.250 --> 00:28:17.109
real quick. Yeah. So they're, they're. They actually

00:28:17.109 --> 00:28:19.930
they actually then all of a sudden knew how to

00:28:19.930 --> 00:28:26.349
do the the light goes on yeah, yeah I gotta get

00:28:26.349 --> 00:28:32.069
a water. What's up, Mary? I? Got a lot of things

00:28:32.069 --> 00:28:34.269
I could say about that, but I don't want to seem

00:28:34.269 --> 00:28:38.390
Racist yeah, and those those poor kids the inner

00:28:38.390 --> 00:28:41.430
city kids are the ones that are suffering Yeah,

00:28:41.450 --> 00:28:43.349
they're paying for it. They're paying for it

00:28:43.349 --> 00:28:48.750
in spades Geez. Absolutely. But on a lighter

00:28:48.750 --> 00:28:54.029
note, if there's such a thing. Right? Oh, gosh.

00:28:54.710 --> 00:28:58.789
Life is good. It's still the greatest country

00:28:58.789 --> 00:29:01.710
in the world. Yeah, absolutely. After all that

00:29:01.710 --> 00:29:04.309
shit. And it even got better because you got

00:29:04.309 --> 00:29:07.069
Rosie O'Donnell moved out. Yeah, how about that?

00:29:07.069 --> 00:29:09.089
That's awesome. I was surprised they took her.

00:29:09.869 --> 00:29:14.210
Yeah, me too. What a miserable fucking dyke.

00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:18.160
Wow. I mean, she is the worst. A very, very,

00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:21.039
very bitter person. Well, she was a comedian,

00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:24.039
right? That's how she started? Yeah. But you

00:29:24.039 --> 00:29:26.660
know what? It's so long ago, I don't even remember

00:29:26.660 --> 00:29:29.900
her being funny. Me either. I don't remember

00:29:29.900 --> 00:29:33.259
her being funny. I do remember Whoopi Goldberg

00:29:33.259 --> 00:29:36.900
when she came on, when she first started. She

00:29:36.900 --> 00:29:40.180
was genuinely funny. She had the dreadlocks with

00:29:40.180 --> 00:29:43.400
the big hat covering all her locks and all that.

00:29:43.700 --> 00:29:46.259
You might be too young. I remember her too when

00:29:46.259 --> 00:29:50.119
she came out. She was funny. She was funny. Now

00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:55.799
she's up the deep end. I had this Rolling Stones

00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:59.480
album, some live album from I don't know where,

00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:07.539
and she introduces the Stones on the... record

00:30:07.539 --> 00:30:11.420
ladies and gentlemen blah blah blah at the concert

00:30:11.420 --> 00:30:15.019
and I'm like They gotta put fucking whoopee Goldberg

00:30:15.019 --> 00:30:17.480
on their album. No, I really I don't even like

00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:20.599
Mick and Keith anymore There's a couple of Jaguars.

00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:24.039
Oh my gosh. It sure it sure turned out that way.

00:30:24.180 --> 00:30:29.180
Yeah Totally. I think her name was Karen Johnson.

00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:32.980
Absolutely Karen Johnson. She picks up whoopee

00:30:32.980 --> 00:30:39.750
Goldberg. Yeah So stupid. I remember one Whippy

00:30:39.750 --> 00:30:42.930
Goldberg movie I saw. It was called, I think

00:30:42.930 --> 00:30:45.490
it was called The Telephone, or The Telephone

00:30:45.490 --> 00:30:47.809
Call. I think it was just called The Telephone.

00:30:48.609 --> 00:30:54.250
And the whole time, it shows her in her New York

00:30:54.250 --> 00:30:57.589
apartment, and it's a small room, and she's on

00:30:57.589 --> 00:31:00.390
the phone the whole time, talking to different

00:31:00.390 --> 00:31:05.450
people, this and that. blah, blah, blah. It's

00:31:05.450 --> 00:31:08.930
going on and on. And I think at the end, the

00:31:08.930 --> 00:31:11.670
phone company comes to collect the phone, and

00:31:11.670 --> 00:31:14.630
it's not even working, and she's out of her mind.

00:31:14.930 --> 00:31:17.210
You know, because you didn't even own them back

00:31:17.210 --> 00:31:24.690
then. It was a long, long time ago when I saw

00:31:24.690 --> 00:31:27.470
this movie. That's interesting, because I just

00:31:27.470 --> 00:31:32.750
seen a... A thing on TV, I think the name of

00:31:32.750 --> 00:31:37.410
it is Banshee. It's a town. It's a brutal series.

00:31:37.849 --> 00:31:41.789
Oh my gosh. It's really brutal. But the guys

00:31:41.789 --> 00:31:46.619
- runs away from his family and he meets this

00:31:46.619 --> 00:31:50.099
girl in like a hobo type situation. And she said,

00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:52.880
I'm on my way to Vegas. My girlfriend Zoe is

00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:57.599
waiting for me. I gotta take this call. So it's

00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:00.359
going all the way. The whole thing is going along

00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:03.420
like that. He comes up in the morning, she's

00:32:03.420 --> 00:32:05.839
out in front. Yeah, no, I'm only a few days.

00:32:05.900 --> 00:32:07.680
I told you I would call you and I'll be there,

00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:10.579
you know. So now they're in a situation where

00:32:10.579 --> 00:32:13.400
there's other homeless people that are on the

00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:16.000
run or whatever they are, you know. And she's

00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:18.279
got her phone and she's talking and she puts

00:32:18.279 --> 00:32:19.940
her phone on the way to the guy. And the guy

00:32:19.940 --> 00:32:22.380
says, could I use your phone? I want to call.

00:32:22.619 --> 00:32:24.880
I want to call somebody. They come and pick me

00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:27.220
up. I'll get a lift. No, you can't use my phone.

00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:29.380
Yeah, I just want to make one call. And you know,

00:32:29.579 --> 00:32:32.250
they start pushing and shouting. He grabs the

00:32:32.250 --> 00:32:34.150
phone, there's nothing on the thing. It's the

00:32:34.150 --> 00:32:38.950
same idea. Well, that was the last good movie

00:32:38.950 --> 00:32:41.289
that Whoopi Goldberg made and that was, I think

00:32:41.289 --> 00:32:43.869
she was about 19 years old at the time. Well,

00:32:44.029 --> 00:32:46.369
their claim to fame, her claim to fame was the

00:32:46.369 --> 00:32:49.509
movie Ghost. I didn't see that one. Well, it

00:32:49.509 --> 00:32:54.789
was, it was Debbie, Demi Moore. Demi Moore, as

00:32:54.789 --> 00:32:59.210
I like to call her. Yeah. The guy that was the

00:32:59.210 --> 00:33:03.349
dancer in that Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze,

00:33:03.970 --> 00:33:09.329
he dies and he comes back to her and Whoopi gets

00:33:09.329 --> 00:33:12.450
involved. Anyways, it was a good, it was a big

00:33:12.450 --> 00:33:17.470
time movie. It was very big. No it wasn't though.

00:33:17.569 --> 00:33:21.109
If you saw it, it was a good movie. Of course

00:33:21.109 --> 00:33:24.069
I didn't see it. I never see any of these movies.

00:33:25.220 --> 00:33:27.880
And then she was in all those stupid nun movies.

00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:31.519
She was a nun and all that I never saw any of

00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:34.359
those movies either you didn't miss much Yeah,

00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:37.660
I can't stand her her and you know else. I can't

00:33:37.660 --> 00:33:42.339
stand is Will Ferrell You know that goofy fucking

00:33:42.339 --> 00:33:45.279
guy I think he's the anchorman or the weatherman

00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:48.799
I used to like that guy, but now he gets on my

00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:52.140
nerves. I can't stand him He maybe came out with

00:33:52.140 --> 00:33:56.990
some derogatory remarks about Trump or something.

00:33:57.009 --> 00:33:58.950
Oh, I don't think so. I just think he's not funny.

00:33:59.150 --> 00:34:02.730
No. I didn't think he was funny on Saturday Night

00:34:02.730 --> 00:34:05.289
Live. No, not at all. I thought he was always,

00:34:05.289 --> 00:34:08.409
you know... Dumb. He's a retard. The guy's a

00:34:08.409 --> 00:34:11.010
fucking retard, I think. He's a rich retard.

00:34:11.150 --> 00:34:13.789
Yeah. But doesn't take much. And now I don't

00:34:13.789 --> 00:34:17.670
like the Red Hat Chili Peppers by Proxy, not

00:34:17.670 --> 00:34:20.869
only because they suck, but... because the drummer

00:34:20.869 --> 00:34:23.389
looks exactly like Will Ferrell. Did you ever

00:34:23.389 --> 00:34:26.670
see that? Oh no, I have no idea. They actually

00:34:26.670 --> 00:34:29.690
have them both on one of these talk shows and

00:34:29.690 --> 00:34:33.400
um... They got Will Ferrell dressed like the

00:34:33.400 --> 00:34:35.000
drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, you

00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:37.500
know what? I did see something like that. You're

00:34:37.500 --> 00:34:40.380
right. Yes. Yeah, bandana. I mean, really looks

00:34:40.380 --> 00:34:42.780
like him. Yeah. And I think Will Ferrell plays

00:34:42.780 --> 00:34:45.119
the drums a little too. Well, they sit them both

00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:47.320
down. That's how you could figure out who's who.

00:34:47.340 --> 00:34:49.360
Right, but he is... Because Will Ferrell cannot

00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:52.119
play the drums. Oh, okay. He sucks. I must have

00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:54.199
seen the same thing. Not only does he suck as

00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:57.159
a fucking comedian, he sucks as a musician too

00:34:57.159 --> 00:35:00.739
if he's actually trying. I must have turned that

00:35:00.739 --> 00:35:03.760
off. I didn't see the whole thing. It's pretty

00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:06.840
wild. It's like, wow, this guy is the spitting

00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:10.139
image of the drummer from the Chili Peppers.

00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:16.599
But that guy's a stroke too. As far as I'm concerned,

00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:20.260
I mean. You know what the thing is that they,

00:35:20.659 --> 00:35:24.420
and again, years ago - Hollywood. Hollywood food

00:35:24.420 --> 00:35:27.280
jakes. Well, years ago they didn't come out with

00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.260
a political - agendas, you know what I mean?

00:35:30.260 --> 00:35:32.940
You didn't know what the person was or did you

00:35:32.940 --> 00:35:36.960
care? It wasn't an issue. It wasn't divided like

00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.920
it is now. I mean, to come out and give your

00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:46.500
political views, you're alienating 50 % of the

00:35:46.500 --> 00:35:48.699
market that is buying tickets for your shows.

00:35:49.099 --> 00:35:51.579
Why not just keep your mouth shut? Like De Niro,

00:35:51.739 --> 00:35:54.699
I refuse to watch a movie with the guy in there.

00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:59.780
I'm done. buy tickets to the shows, because as

00:35:59.780 --> 00:36:02.139
it turns out, the liberals are too cheap to go

00:36:02.139 --> 00:36:05.699
to the movies at all because the box offices

00:36:05.699 --> 00:36:09.059
are fucking totally failing. Oh my gosh, are

00:36:09.059 --> 00:36:12.940
they failing? Oh, then the girl with the Snow

00:36:12.940 --> 00:36:16.639
White movie. They said it cost $300 million.

00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:19.500
And right before the movie comes out, she comes

00:36:19.500 --> 00:36:22.239
with some political shit. I don't even know what

00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:25.159
she said. But the first weekend, it took in $30

00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:27.739
million. The opening weekend, you're supposed

00:36:27.739 --> 00:36:30.679
to be, you know. It only goes down from there.

00:36:30.900 --> 00:36:33.599
Yeah. And here's the other thing. I heard something

00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:38.110
about whatever the movie cost. They spend double

00:36:38.110 --> 00:36:42.349
or triple on promoting. So they really lost their

00:36:42.349 --> 00:36:46.050
ass with that movie. Yeah. That one bombed and

00:36:46.050 --> 00:36:49.530
so did the De Niro movie. It's another mob movie.

00:36:50.730 --> 00:36:53.469
He can't act. He does the same character every

00:36:53.469 --> 00:36:57.269
time. Well in this one, he plays two different

00:36:57.269 --> 00:37:00.380
roles. Like he's at a table. talking to himself.

00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:02.920
He's supposed to be Frank Costello, which was

00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:05.860
some mobster guy in New York. And then I forget

00:37:05.860 --> 00:37:10.519
who the other guy is. And his voice sounds exactly

00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:13.340
the same. One, he's got a prosthetic nose on.

00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:19.239
I've seen ads for it. But normally, in the old

00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:21.860
days, I would have went and saw that because

00:37:21.860 --> 00:37:26.769
it's by the guy who... Did casino and some good

00:37:26.769 --> 00:37:30.670
movies? Yeah, right. Those were good ones. I

00:37:30.670 --> 00:37:33.909
Never saw casino. Oh yet something to look forward

00:37:33.909 --> 00:37:37.670
to that was an excellent excellent handle all

00:37:37.670 --> 00:37:45.050
that No Did you see good fellas? Yeah That was

00:37:45.050 --> 00:37:50.210
good. And so was casino. I Think casino was better

00:37:50.210 --> 00:37:56.320
for me because I knew the story of the financial

00:37:56.320 --> 00:37:59.139
guys they were from they were from the neighborhood

00:37:59.139 --> 00:38:03.179
right and and I knew them and you know they had

00:38:03.179 --> 00:38:06.159
been in this it did it been in the store you

00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.559
know so they so it's really really brings it

00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:11.980
to life you know you knew about them you knew

00:38:11.980 --> 00:38:15.000
their friends you know the one they had another

00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:19.780
brother he was real probably shouldn't be saying

00:38:19.780 --> 00:38:22.409
that but he's probably dead, if not he should

00:38:22.409 --> 00:38:25.730
be, but he was a card player and he fancied himself

00:38:25.730 --> 00:38:30.030
as being real slick. His claim to fame was that

00:38:30.030 --> 00:38:34.070
that was his brother, you know, the guy. They

00:38:34.070 --> 00:38:37.730
lived off his fame. And then there was one other

00:38:37.730 --> 00:38:40.949
brother who was the dentist, who had a normal,

00:38:40.949 --> 00:38:43.789
you know, a normal life, you know. It was supposed

00:38:43.789 --> 00:38:47.829
to be the Spalachros, who it was based on. You

00:38:47.829 --> 00:38:51.800
know, we knew the story. And I think Nikki Calabrese

00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:55.380
was there in Bensonville when the hit went down.

00:38:55.659 --> 00:38:58.639
So there you go. I mean, how close could I be?

00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:06.579
Oh, God. What a life. I remember the one guy,

00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:11.519
he comes in the store. He's dead now. Statue

00:39:11.519 --> 00:39:14.500
of limitations ran out on him. He comes into

00:39:14.500 --> 00:39:19.469
the store. He had a girlfriend. went to the beauty

00:39:19.469 --> 00:39:24.670
school, two doors down. So he's like, they're

00:39:24.670 --> 00:39:26.590
out there, the cops are out, I'm gonna walk out,

00:39:26.670 --> 00:39:28.670
they're gonna grab me. So he said, let me leave

00:39:28.670 --> 00:39:31.469
my shit here. So he goes, he's going through

00:39:31.469 --> 00:39:33.469
his pockets, he's got the top coat on, he pulled

00:39:33.469 --> 00:39:38.389
out a bottle of Melex, you know. The thing was

00:39:38.389 --> 00:39:41.969
this big, I never saw anything so big, you know.

00:39:43.030 --> 00:39:45.570
It was a nervous wreck, the guy, it was a nervous

00:39:45.570 --> 00:39:48.369
wreck. chewed up the filters on his cigarettes,

00:39:48.570 --> 00:39:50.610
you know, and sure enough he went out and they

00:39:50.610 --> 00:39:53.329
grabbed him. Yeah, they arrested him, you know.

00:39:54.530 --> 00:39:56.570
And then he, you know, he went off and then come

00:39:56.570 --> 00:40:01.269
back later. And then... That's weird. Yeah, very,

00:40:01.269 --> 00:40:04.309
very weird. And then the seven guys that did

00:40:04.309 --> 00:40:07.610
Ocardo's house, that broke into Ocardo's house.

00:40:09.230 --> 00:40:12.650
Probably four of them I knew pretty well. You

00:40:12.650 --> 00:40:15.900
know what I mean? And one guy, he was a really

00:40:15.900 --> 00:40:19.280
strange guy. He liked green shoes. There's other

00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:23.340
guys, I won't mention his last name, but he liked

00:40:23.340 --> 00:40:25.820
blue shoes. Jimmy, I'll just give you his first

00:40:25.820 --> 00:40:28.599
name. You know what it is. So he liked blue shoes.

00:40:28.980 --> 00:40:31.679
This guy, green shoes. How many green shoes could

00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.920
I have, you know what I mean? But I had them,

00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.860
you know. It's a men's story, green shoes. So

00:40:36.860 --> 00:40:43.690
he comes in. Now they rob a cartel's house. I

00:40:43.690 --> 00:40:46.130
don't know what they were thinking. That is so

00:40:46.130 --> 00:40:49.190
stupid, you know. This guy's gonna find out like

00:40:49.190 --> 00:40:51.969
that, you know. So he finds out who the seven

00:40:51.969 --> 00:40:54.369
guys are. He's got them. He's got them marked.

00:40:54.909 --> 00:40:57.570
So this guy knew his destiny. He knew where he

00:40:57.570 --> 00:41:00.789
was going. He comes in and he wants to give me

00:41:00.789 --> 00:41:06.690
his gold thing hanging from his neck. It's St.

00:41:06.949 --> 00:41:12.860
Demas. that's a patron saint of thieves. If you

00:41:12.860 --> 00:41:17.079
go through the battle, through the theologians

00:41:17.079 --> 00:41:20.039
and stuff, he was one of the first saints to

00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:25.119
be canonized. This claim to fame is when you

00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:27.980
get up there telling your dad, I'm sorry, I love

00:41:27.980 --> 00:41:32.420
you, and Jesus said, today you will be with me

00:41:32.420 --> 00:41:36.929
in paradise. And that was it. He was saved. There's

00:41:36.929 --> 00:41:39.909
four views in the gospel on it, but one we could

00:41:39.909 --> 00:41:43.510
say but anyhow Anyway, so he's one of the guys

00:41:43.510 --> 00:41:46.110
on the cross right there with he's one of the

00:41:46.110 --> 00:41:53.530
thieves Wow, right? These Yeah But all four Gospels

00:41:53.530 --> 00:41:56.449
treat that moment a different way, you know what

00:41:56.449 --> 00:42:01.179
I mean? It's interesting And I think John is

00:42:01.179 --> 00:42:04.199
the only one says about Paradise. So he comes

00:42:04.199 --> 00:42:06.460
in and he wants to give me this. I mean the thing

00:42:06.460 --> 00:42:09.679
had to be that big. It was huge. They're heavy.

00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:11.820
They're gold. These guys, these guys got money.

00:42:12.900 --> 00:42:16.230
And he knew that his days were numbered. But

00:42:16.230 --> 00:42:19.570
I didn't take it. I told him to give it to somebody

00:42:19.570 --> 00:42:21.849
in his family. You know what I mean? I didn't

00:42:21.849 --> 00:42:24.090
want that, because if he mentioned it, he gave

00:42:24.090 --> 00:42:27.969
it to somebody. Who knows what's going to happen?

00:42:28.030 --> 00:42:30.949
Somebody be coming in looking for it. And I really,

00:42:30.949 --> 00:42:32.889
truly, I didn't, what am I going to do with it?

00:42:32.929 --> 00:42:36.309
Am I going to wear it somewhere? I'm on the other

00:42:36.309 --> 00:42:39.170
side of the equation there. I'm a white collar

00:42:39.170 --> 00:42:45.739
criminal, not like them. And sure enough, Every

00:42:45.739 --> 00:42:50.380
one of them was popped. Yeah, and one guy Which

00:42:50.380 --> 00:42:53.739
I really didn't shed a tear about well, he wasn't

00:42:53.739 --> 00:42:58.119
there but he was with the guy One of the guys

00:42:58.119 --> 00:43:02.300
when he was Popped, you know, so he was collateral

00:43:02.300 --> 00:43:05.260
damage, right and they were both big guys, but

00:43:05.260 --> 00:43:08.000
somehow they fit in one trunk So they did a lot

00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:12.280
of bending and you know So, every one of them

00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:15.639
went. I mean, I can't imagine. It's almost like

00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:18.699
a death wish. You know, you're going to go get

00:43:18.699 --> 00:43:21.079
the top guy. Why the fuck would you do that?

00:43:21.139 --> 00:43:23.900
You had to be nuts. I remember when the store

00:43:23.900 --> 00:43:28.400
got hit one time on Chicago Avenue. They came

00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:33.239
in and they, what they did years ago, the alarms

00:43:33.239 --> 00:43:37.780
were, I found this out that the store was in

00:43:37.780 --> 00:43:41.409
a police training film. because when the two

00:43:41.409 --> 00:43:44.269
males were going through to become cops. Years

00:43:44.269 --> 00:43:47.650
ago the alarms were local. You know if you broke

00:43:47.650 --> 00:43:50.230
something the alarm would go off and you know

00:43:50.230 --> 00:43:55.550
it's in the middle of the night. Well if they

00:43:55.550 --> 00:43:58.750
heard it it did scare off the thieves you know.

00:43:59.030 --> 00:44:02.010
Later on they became you know. silent alarms.

00:44:02.550 --> 00:44:06.389
I had ADT, which is a silent alarm. If a break

00:44:06.389 --> 00:44:08.969
-in comes, it goes off in the central office.

00:44:09.110 --> 00:44:11.869
The police are notified. Somebody put an alarm.

00:44:12.170 --> 00:44:14.389
Then I'm notified. You know, this is chain of

00:44:14.389 --> 00:44:18.250
command. But anyhow, this one was still years

00:44:18.250 --> 00:44:21.670
and years ago. It was a local thing. So what

00:44:21.670 --> 00:44:27.460
they did is they would somehow Because the box

00:44:27.460 --> 00:44:29.820
was right outside of the door when you go into

00:44:29.820 --> 00:44:32.920
the store somehow they would shoot sand in there

00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:36.300
So when the alarm goes off, you can't hear it,

00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:38.900
you know You can't hear it. It's a beautiful

00:44:38.900 --> 00:44:45.559
idea, you know So now they break in the store

00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:48.480
and now they're not gonna take the boxes of shoes

00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:52.039
Because we're gonna go they take the shoes out

00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:54.280
of the boxes and they throw them in pillowcases

00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:58.880
Okay They know where to go and which one to choose.

00:44:59.219 --> 00:45:01.480
They're our own customers. You know what I mean?

00:45:01.820 --> 00:45:06.079
They knew where to go, the expensive stockings.

00:45:06.380 --> 00:45:09.480
We had socks. Back then they were French socks.

00:45:10.360 --> 00:45:12.500
They were really, really nice. I probably had

00:45:12.500 --> 00:45:18.760
a few pair, but they're gone. Back in the 60s...

00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:22.440
They were eight dollars a pair. Oh, you know,

00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:25.300
I mean, it was like golden. We didn't even put

00:45:25.300 --> 00:45:27.840
them on the rack We had them in the thing underneath,

00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:30.920
you know, so anyways, they knew about those and

00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:34.920
they got them. So now Frank Frank calls up our

00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:40.000
guy, you know our sponsor and He said they broke

00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:43.400
in the store and The guy didn't say anything.

00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:46.199
He says okay. Yeah, that's too bad. You know

00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:49.360
two days later He calls Frank back. He says Where

00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:52.559
do you want the shoes? What do you mean where

00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:55.079
do we want the shoes? They found the guys who's

00:45:55.079 --> 00:45:57.119
at this door and then we're making them return

00:45:57.119 --> 00:45:59.880
the shoes. Well, we can't take the shoes back

00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:02.960
because we just... file the fraudulent insurance

00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:08.039
claim. You know what I mean? We're making money.

00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:10.400
Those guys are making money. That's how it was

00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:13.320
when you got robbed. Or a flood or anything.

00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:16.880
You embellish the numbers and you made money

00:46:16.880 --> 00:46:20.360
right there. Balance your inventory. the point

00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:23.079
I'm making, how quickly he found out who stole

00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:26.599
the shoes. Now you steal, you go to the top boss

00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:30.320
of the outfit in Chicago and you rob his house,

00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:34.300
how quick is he gonna find out? Seven guys involved

00:46:34.300 --> 00:46:36.900
in it? That ain't gonna be a secret for long.

00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:40.159
A secret that only could be kept by one guy.

00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:44.099
As soon as you tell somebody, your life is in

00:46:44.099 --> 00:46:47.639
jeopardy. But I thought that was pretty ingenious.

00:46:50.250 --> 00:46:55.010
Mel and both Mel's, they saw the shoe store,

00:46:55.329 --> 00:46:59.150
the House of Italian Shoes. In a training film.

00:46:59.489 --> 00:47:03.170
It was like pretty interesting. That was the

00:47:03.170 --> 00:47:08.690
only successful robbery of the store. There was

00:47:08.690 --> 00:47:12.070
one where some, now fast forward to Harlem Avenue,

00:47:12.750 --> 00:47:19.000
this is probably the 70s. Some asshole cuts through

00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:23.780
the roof of the store. So he gets in. Now he's

00:47:23.780 --> 00:47:27.179
in the attic. He cuts that space. Now there's

00:47:27.179 --> 00:47:29.860
a false ceiling, you know, in the circle he is

00:47:29.860 --> 00:47:33.579
now. And he cuts the circle and he drops down,

00:47:33.860 --> 00:47:36.340
which those are pretty high ceilings, if you

00:47:36.340 --> 00:47:41.260
remember. Yeah, that was high. And he goes to

00:47:41.260 --> 00:47:44.969
the alarm. In front again, he must have been

00:47:44.969 --> 00:47:50.150
a customer and turned that off. Okay, and then

00:47:50.150 --> 00:47:54.949
He's gonna start his thing but in the aisles

00:47:54.949 --> 00:47:58.070
as you go into the aisles underneath the rugs

00:47:58.070 --> 00:48:01.730
of the island I had there was mats under there

00:48:01.730 --> 00:48:06.429
were also alarms. So when I set the alarm I had

00:48:06.429 --> 00:48:10.320
one Behind the wall and then I had one as you

00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:12.659
go outside the door remember that thing there

00:48:12.659 --> 00:48:16.420
was an alarm Unbeknownst to him. So the cops

00:48:16.420 --> 00:48:19.099
come he's inside He would have got caught anyhow

00:48:19.099 --> 00:48:22.019
because I didn't see any way out for the guy.

00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:25.760
I Come there. They call me up. I come down there.

00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:28.500
It's the middle of the night and The guy's in

00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:33.300
the building somewhere. He's in the Ducks. Oh,

00:48:33.300 --> 00:48:40.369
yeah Because the air conditioner came out of

00:48:40.369 --> 00:48:43.070
two hidden vents in the back that you didn't

00:48:43.070 --> 00:48:44.869
even know where they were. I mean, the store

00:48:44.869 --> 00:48:47.679
was like... beautifully designed so the air is

00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:50.280
coming out of there but you don't know you don't

00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:53.000
know but the ducks are real big so this guy's

00:48:53.000 --> 00:48:55.000
somewhere up in the ducks you know he's hiding

00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:58.179
up there so now the cops are like well go in

00:48:58.179 --> 00:49:00.920
and get him he's no I just got my pants out of

00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:03.139
the cleaners I'm not gonna go in there you know

00:49:03.139 --> 00:49:05.559
they're arguing back and forth nobody wants to

00:49:05.559 --> 00:49:08.079
go in there so they they call the dog you know

00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:11.800
they get the dog you know and he sniffed him

00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:15.769
out and of course We go to court and all that

00:49:15.769 --> 00:49:19.530
shit and he has to make restitution. I got zero

00:49:19.530 --> 00:49:24.329
Except the big except a big hole and a lot of

00:49:24.329 --> 00:49:28.369
Yeah, they should have sent the guy to jail but

00:49:28.369 --> 00:49:31.130
anyway, I didn't want to say he was a moron He

00:49:31.130 --> 00:49:33.469
had no way out, you know criminals are most of

00:49:33.469 --> 00:49:36.909
the most of the criminals are usually dumb Yeah,

00:49:36.989 --> 00:49:41.639
this this was extra dumb So he had no escape

00:49:41.639 --> 00:49:44.679
plan, you know, it was a half -ass plan. I don't

00:49:44.679 --> 00:49:47.099
know what the hell he was gonna do. That's fucking

00:49:47.099 --> 00:49:52.659
crazy. How about the the company the countries

00:49:52.659 --> 00:49:55.739
are falling right in line with Trump's tariffs

00:49:55.739 --> 00:49:59.239
and You know, everyone was all up in arms, freaking

00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:02.539
out, and it happened, and it's going down just

00:50:02.539 --> 00:50:04.980
like he said it would. They're not going to want

00:50:04.980 --> 00:50:06.340
to. But we need a big one. We need a big one

00:50:06.340 --> 00:50:09.559
here, you know, to really bolster his case. But

00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:11.880
they are, they're coming around. They're coming

00:50:11.880 --> 00:50:14.300
around. And they will, because they don't want

00:50:14.300 --> 00:50:17.500
to - They will. It's going to be tough, but it

00:50:17.500 --> 00:50:20.400
won't be tough for long. I just hope that he

00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:23.039
hasn't turned around before the midterm election,

00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:26.510
because - They're really, they're really pumping

00:50:26.510 --> 00:50:31.409
themselves up about Wisconsin. It wasn't that

00:50:31.409 --> 00:50:35.030
big of a win, a slap against Elon and all that.

00:50:35.030 --> 00:50:37.489
Here's the other thing. They can gerrymander

00:50:37.489 --> 00:50:41.130
and shift around all they want. Is this your

00:50:41.130 --> 00:50:45.230
jacket? Probably. They can do all they want with

00:50:45.230 --> 00:50:50.070
that because the thing is all these other states

00:50:50.070 --> 00:50:53.449
like California and New York. Illinois, we're

00:50:53.449 --> 00:50:57.750
all losing electoral college votes in places

00:50:57.750 --> 00:51:01.750
like Florida are picking them up So it ain't

00:51:01.750 --> 00:51:06.730
gonna matter, you know, they're gonna need All

00:51:06.730 --> 00:51:09.409
the states that they didn't win and then some

00:51:09.409 --> 00:51:13.190
To be able to yeah turn it around. You know,

00:51:13.190 --> 00:51:17.250
I mean, that's the way I I just don't think Wisconsin

00:51:17.250 --> 00:51:20.329
matters that much anymore No, not if we could

00:51:20.329 --> 00:51:23.369
win it in an election, because it's, it's really,

00:51:23.510 --> 00:51:26.530
I mean, it's really blue. I mean, Madison is

00:51:26.530 --> 00:51:30.030
the capital and well, you see, you see your uncle

00:51:30.030 --> 00:51:33.650
and aunt. When we went there and they had the

00:51:33.650 --> 00:51:36.550
lawn sign, I thought ma was going to go berserk.

00:51:36.769 --> 00:51:39.269
What did they have, a Biden sign? No, this is

00:51:39.269 --> 00:51:44.119
way back, the Obama sign. Oh, geez. I said, look

00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:50.320
at this. Obama, little farce. Oh my gosh. He's

00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:53.179
the biggest piece of shit we've ever had. Oh

00:51:53.179 --> 00:51:57.639
my gosh. Did he do a number on the public? Wow.

00:51:57.900 --> 00:52:03.619
And he likes men. And Michelle's a man. Oh my

00:52:03.619 --> 00:52:09.480
gosh. Oh man, talk about pulling the wool over

00:52:09.480 --> 00:52:15.369
everybody's eyes. It's really something It's

00:52:15.369 --> 00:52:18.130
really really something that people you know

00:52:18.130 --> 00:52:21.769
they can't see it. I like Michelle has her podcast

00:52:21.769 --> 00:52:26.420
and All she does every week is say how terrible

00:52:26.420 --> 00:52:29.840
Barack Obama is. Is that right? Yeah. I heard

00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:32.679
it's not doing too good, you know. I don't want

00:52:32.679 --> 00:52:34.980
to tune into it because they might use me as

00:52:34.980 --> 00:52:38.400
a statistic and jack up a rating. What is it

00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:40.679
on YouTube? I don't know. I've never watched

00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:44.119
it. I haven't either. I hear about it and it's

00:52:44.119 --> 00:52:46.679
just, you know, and see little snippets from

00:52:46.679 --> 00:52:50.440
there. Yeah, she for me is very hard to look

00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:55.000
at. I can't even, I can't even, it's almost like,

00:52:55.099 --> 00:52:59.119
it's almost like a Satan, satanic person. There's

00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:05.860
such evil in there. When I pray in the morning,

00:53:06.699 --> 00:53:12.980
I pray for the Democrats, but I just can't believe

00:53:12.980 --> 00:53:16.860
that they believe anything other than this is

00:53:16.860 --> 00:53:21.159
it right here. Believe in the hereafter and live

00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:23.199
the way they're living. You know what I mean?

00:53:23.260 --> 00:53:28.380
I mean the greed the greed is Amazing. Oh my

00:53:28.380 --> 00:53:33.239
gosh. It is it is And then this guy, that's another

00:53:33.239 --> 00:53:36.920
guy I would love to find in a lonely alley, is

00:53:36.920 --> 00:53:41.900
that Schiff. Holy cow. I see him sitting there

00:53:41.900 --> 00:53:46.739
as a United States Senator in the largest state

00:53:46.739 --> 00:53:50.340
in the Union. This is what his reward was for

00:53:50.340 --> 00:53:53.699
all the lying, stealing, cheating, conniving.

00:53:54.059 --> 00:53:58.000
Wow. Yeah, that that that's a bad and he's a

00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:01.380
Jew and he's an anti -semite. That's the other

00:54:01.380 --> 00:54:04.139
part that blows my mind You don't you know, he's

00:54:04.139 --> 00:54:07.940
all pro -palestine this and that and he's a Jew

00:54:07.940 --> 00:54:12.260
it goes You don't care about nothing Nothing

00:54:12.260 --> 00:54:14.980
except what's happening right now. That's all

00:54:14.980 --> 00:54:18.320
he cares about He's living in the moment man.

00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:21.440
They're gonna spend a lot of time in a very very

00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:25.269
warm place Very warm very hot It's horrible.

00:54:26.309 --> 00:54:32.010
Yeah, all you could do is... Did you ever see

00:54:32.010 --> 00:54:36.289
that movie with Jim Carrey? Which one? Where

00:54:36.289 --> 00:54:38.519
he promised a little boy that... He wouldn't

00:54:38.519 --> 00:54:41.099
lie. I tell you, I'm going to pick you up, going

00:54:41.099 --> 00:54:43.800
to pick you up. So it was a birthday wish, you

00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:47.539
know, the premise. He couldn't lie for 24 hours

00:54:47.539 --> 00:54:51.659
and he's a lawyer. I think I might have saw parts

00:54:51.659 --> 00:54:54.980
of it. The thing is, the thing is great. Then

00:54:54.980 --> 00:54:58.500
Jim Carrey made some, I mean, and I see now he's

00:54:58.500 --> 00:55:01.400
a billion times funnier than Will Smith. Oh my

00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:05.139
gosh, he was funny. I think Jim Carrey might

00:55:05.139 --> 00:55:08.780
have played Biden some of those times. When they

00:55:08.780 --> 00:55:14.280
used actors You think so? Yeah, I Know you put

00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:18.519
he did that Andy Kaufman and it was scary Right.

00:55:18.519 --> 00:55:21.800
It was so much like him. It was like holy cow,

00:55:22.219 --> 00:55:23.980
but I don't think he does anything now I think

00:55:23.980 --> 00:55:30.380
he just paints and stuff Does Biden? I don't

00:55:30.380 --> 00:55:34.179
know but they had at least five of them including

00:55:34.179 --> 00:55:38.019
Joe himself How could they get the walk down?

00:55:38.219 --> 00:55:40.519
I mean, he had... Well, they got actors. They

00:55:40.519 --> 00:55:44.539
got actors that copy that shit. I mean, you could

00:55:44.539 --> 00:55:48.179
do it. He had a strange... He had a strange gait

00:55:48.179 --> 00:55:49.440
to him, you know? How about, man, I'll kill him

00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:54.760
with drops. Aw, jeez. That's... I have seen a

00:55:54.760 --> 00:55:57.739
couple of his movies. I saw The Doors. Oh, my

00:55:57.739 --> 00:56:02.000
gosh. That was amazing. But he was a rock and

00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:05.030
roll guy. Yeah. You know, so he, that's why he

00:56:05.030 --> 00:56:08.170
killed the movie. It was, oh great. Was he, was

00:56:08.170 --> 00:56:13.210
he in Rocky? One of those Rocky movies or no?

00:56:13.409 --> 00:56:17.269
No, he was in Top Gun. Oh. That was, and then

00:56:17.269 --> 00:56:19.769
they brought him back in the sequel. By then

00:56:19.769 --> 00:56:22.110
he already lost his voice box. He didn't say

00:56:22.110 --> 00:56:24.690
anything, but they didn't tell you that he couldn't

00:56:24.690 --> 00:56:26.670
talk, you know. Right. He had throat cancer.

00:56:27.579 --> 00:56:31.539
What a good actor. Christian Scientist. Oh right

00:56:31.539 --> 00:56:36.579
and he wasn't taking care of himself. Oh I think

00:56:36.579 --> 00:56:40.579
I read that somewhere. Yeah that's right. But

00:56:40.579 --> 00:56:44.380
yeah he did kill that Doris movie. Oh my gosh.

00:56:45.099 --> 00:56:48.000
You know what I think a lot of these guys that

00:56:48.000 --> 00:56:51.659
do those autobiographical movies are excellent.

00:56:51.960 --> 00:56:56.400
I mean look at the Jamie Foxx with the Ray Charles.

00:56:56.519 --> 00:57:00.519
She was excellent. Yeah, the guy became Ray Charles.

00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:04.800
He was Ray Charles Okay, so we went to we went

00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:08.039
to jam night last night me and Ryan and this

00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:14.059
other kid Kevin and There was this guy they played

00:57:14.059 --> 00:57:17.059
keyboard we were at that place at the me though

00:57:17.059 --> 00:57:22.139
now Taco joint in another place. This guy was

00:57:22.139 --> 00:57:24.719
so good and he was playing Ray Charles and he

00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:28.280
was fucking awesome I was just like dude. This

00:57:28.280 --> 00:57:31.860
is Amazing the piano. Yeah. Well, you know he

00:57:31.860 --> 00:57:34.719
had a keyboard Yeah, yeah, but it was all beat

00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:36.920
up and you could see some of the keys were like

00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:40.380
halfway down And just beat the hell and like

00:57:40.380 --> 00:57:43.340
he was a black guy. No, he's a white guy His

00:57:43.340 --> 00:57:47.190
voice was a cross between Randy Newman and Tom

00:57:47.190 --> 00:57:49.969
Waits. I mean, he was pretty good. And then another

00:57:49.969 --> 00:57:52.429
weird thing was at the voting, when I worked

00:57:52.429 --> 00:57:56.389
at the voting thing last Tuesday, I saw a guy

00:57:56.389 --> 00:58:00.130
that looked exactly like Frenchie. I mean, it

00:58:00.130 --> 00:58:03.510
was so weird. Now I went to get Mary's attention

00:58:03.510 --> 00:58:10.489
and say, look, there's Frenchie. Maybe it was

00:58:10.489 --> 00:58:12.650
Frenchie on the lamb. He's been undercover all

00:58:12.650 --> 00:58:18.010
this time. I doubt it. I doubt it, too He was

00:58:18.010 --> 00:58:20.469
not he didn't have the money to fake his own

00:58:20.469 --> 00:58:26.829
dad Plus, you know the kids That'd be brutal

00:58:26.829 --> 00:58:33.389
oh my god for what reason yeah Usually you have

00:58:33.389 --> 00:58:36.650
something when you do that. Yeah Somewhere to

00:58:36.650 --> 00:58:39.690
go or something to do or something you've done

00:58:39.690 --> 00:58:46.130
he on the other hand didn't fit that Bill it's

00:58:46.130 --> 00:58:48.730
just so to speak. Let's see. I wonder how long

00:58:48.730 --> 00:58:54.530
we've been gone How long do you think 35 minutes

00:58:54.530 --> 00:58:59.309
58 minutes You're kidding. No, man. Oh and I

00:58:59.309 --> 00:59:02.670
haven't told one joke. Oh, you can tell one if

00:59:02.670 --> 00:59:06.079
you want See what I got, see what I can come

00:59:06.079 --> 00:59:11.659
up here. Mark's gonna have his teeth all pulled.

00:59:12.320 --> 00:59:16.159
Oh, the mail order thing didn't work out. No,

00:59:16.820 --> 00:59:23.019
yeah. Oh, the guy's amazing. He's like, yeah,

00:59:24.619 --> 00:59:26.880
this tooth came, this tooth is coming out. He

00:59:26.880 --> 00:59:30.000
goes, here's what happened, I think. The last

00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:33.219
time that Dennis fixed it, he glued that tooth

00:59:33.219 --> 00:59:35.960
to the tooth next to it and I go, yeah, that's

00:59:35.960 --> 00:59:39.039
probably what he did. He glued your tooth to

00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:43.019
the other tooth. It's a permanent bridge. Don't

00:59:43.019 --> 00:59:50.539
need anything. We should go get some epoxy at

00:59:50.539 --> 00:59:52.980
the hardware store and we can fix it right now.

00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:56.519
Get that flex, it'll never come out. Flex seal.

00:59:57.829 --> 01:00:01.050
The guy he's to get the fish tanks leaking he

01:00:01.050 --> 01:00:02.889
puts the stuff. Did you see he made a boat out

01:00:02.889 --> 01:00:06.150
of paper? He put the flex seal around the the

01:00:06.150 --> 01:00:10.090
paper. That's awesome. I mean I don't commercially

01:00:10.090 --> 01:00:13.309
use a screen door. He makes a boat out of a screen

01:00:13.309 --> 01:00:17.079
door. Oh, but this was actual paper I used it

01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:21.219
to tape a pipe up, you know? It came the first

01:00:21.219 --> 01:00:24.719
time I saw it in a wide strip like that. And

01:00:24.719 --> 01:00:28.019
the tape was, I mean, the pipe was on the ground.

01:00:28.119 --> 01:00:32.179
The pipe from my sub -pump, it had a pinhole

01:00:32.179 --> 01:00:34.460
in it. And when it would, the thing, it would

01:00:34.460 --> 01:00:38.639
like whistle like crazy. It took me... Three

01:00:38.639 --> 01:00:40.760
months to figure out what the noise was coming

01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:46.980
from. Is it a raccoon giving birth? What is going

01:00:46.980 --> 01:00:49.699
on here? Finally I pinned it down so I dig it

01:00:49.699 --> 01:00:53.460
up. I did the pipe. I see the hole. I thought

01:00:53.460 --> 01:00:57.000
I'll buy some of this flexed or shit. The wide

01:00:57.000 --> 01:00:59.579
tape, have you seen it? So I got rubber gloves

01:00:59.579 --> 01:01:02.199
on and I'm taking the thing, it sticks to the

01:01:02.199 --> 01:01:05.400
gloves, I can't get, so I incorporate the glove

01:01:05.400 --> 01:01:07.920
right into the thing. Now I can't get it off,

01:01:08.219 --> 01:01:11.630
I can't, you know, how do you even? get to the

01:01:11.630 --> 01:01:13.230
end of it, you know what I mean? It's like you're

01:01:13.230 --> 01:01:16.610
trying to throw something away. The shit is amazing.

01:01:17.230 --> 01:01:19.090
Impossible to get up. Right, it's absolutely

01:01:19.090 --> 01:01:22.030
amazing. You could do that at a nice dental work.

01:01:22.269 --> 01:01:25.230
I'll tell you what, you know that alien tape

01:01:25.230 --> 01:01:29.369
stuff? I use some of it and... I got three rows

01:01:29.369 --> 01:01:32.190
downstairs. I'll take it because I love it. At

01:01:32.190 --> 01:01:33.489
first I thought it was... That's that clear shit?

01:01:33.710 --> 01:01:36.590
Yeah. Man, that stuff works like a motherfucker.

01:01:36.730 --> 01:01:39.650
I must be using it wrong. I put it for my keyboard

01:01:39.650 --> 01:01:42.469
and my... Keyboard stand in the basement. I put

01:01:42.469 --> 01:01:44.670
it along a little because it's got two pipes

01:01:44.670 --> 01:01:47.570
and you just lay the keyboard on top of it It

01:01:47.570 --> 01:01:51.070
made it stick to the thing and it made it real

01:01:51.070 --> 01:01:54.050
solid in my bedroom I took one of those clear

01:01:54.050 --> 01:01:58.090
plastic shoe boxes with the plastic lid and I

01:01:58.090 --> 01:02:00.929
The lids gone already. I don't know where it's

01:02:00.929 --> 01:02:03.889
at, but I put a piece of alien tape on there

01:02:03.889 --> 01:02:07.409
Stuck it to my wall above my bed because our

01:02:07.409 --> 01:02:11.019
fucking remotes are so touchy that if we roll

01:02:11.019 --> 01:02:15.300
over on the remote, the TV turns on. I fucking

01:02:15.300 --> 01:02:18.639
hate that. I'm like, so after... So it's a TV

01:02:18.639 --> 01:02:21.519
caddy. So I stick the thing, I stick the remotes

01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:24.380
in there and my glasses so I don't sleep. Oh

01:02:24.380 --> 01:02:28.119
my gosh. That's the end of rolling over onto

01:02:28.119 --> 01:02:30.699
the thing and it's thanks to the alien tape and

01:02:30.699 --> 01:02:34.579
you can get it off too. It's not permanent. I

01:02:34.579 --> 01:02:37.750
don't know what I'm doing wrong. Moss sent in

01:02:37.750 --> 01:02:41.590
for it. Anyhow... They sell it at the store now.

01:02:42.409 --> 01:02:46.230
Yeah, I saw it. I've seen it on TV. Three nuns

01:02:46.230 --> 01:02:50.570
are painting. They have to paint this room. They're

01:02:50.570 --> 01:02:53.010
getting all new windows and treatments and stuff.

01:02:54.409 --> 01:03:00.070
And they decide that, you know, to save our outfits

01:03:00.070 --> 01:03:03.349
from getting paint on, let's take them off. You

01:03:03.349 --> 01:03:06.150
know, we'll do it in the nude. And the nun said,

01:03:06.289 --> 01:03:09.050
yeah, that's a good idea, so we won't ruin our

01:03:09.050 --> 01:03:11.650
habits here. So they're painting the thing, and

01:03:11.650 --> 01:03:14.989
they knock on the door. And they say, who is

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it? Blind man. And they say, oh, let him in.

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The guy's blind. He won't know if we're nude

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or not. He opens up the door, and he looks at

01:03:26.989 --> 01:03:28.929
the nun and says, nice tits. Where do you want

01:03:28.929 --> 01:03:36.559
these blinds? I knew where that was going. I

01:03:36.559 --> 01:03:38.360
didn't know you were going to say nice tips.

01:03:40.699 --> 01:03:43.679
I knew you were going to say, yeah, the current

01:03:43.679 --> 01:03:46.400
guy couldn't make it. I got these blinds or something.

01:03:46.880 --> 01:03:50.320
That was good. I like that. I like it a lot.

01:03:50.559 --> 01:03:54.019
The shortest two words in English language is

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I am. And the longest two words is the longest

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sentence is I do. The longest sentence, right.

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I got to work on that one. I thought that was

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a pretty good one. That's pretty good. That's

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pretty good. It needs a little work. Yeah, yeah.

01:04:10.219 --> 01:04:12.760
Oh, shit. Well, I thought we were going to talk

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about the 40s and the good old days. Well, we'll

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do that next time when Kiki's here. Yeah, it'd

01:04:17.780 --> 01:04:21.460
be interesting for him too, you know. I mean,

01:04:21.760 --> 01:04:25.380
sometimes I think back and, you know, and I'm

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like... Geez, all the stuff that happened in

01:04:28.940 --> 01:04:32.360
my lifetime, it just goes. It's crazy. Absolutely.

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It just sneaks right by, you know what I mean?

01:04:35.159 --> 01:04:38.199
It's like, and it's so cool that I got, I was

01:04:38.199 --> 01:04:41.059
on the tail end of a lot of stuff. Yeah. You

01:04:41.059 --> 01:04:42.980
know, when I think about it, a lot of stuff changed.

01:04:42.980 --> 01:04:46.539
It's an amazing time period. Yeah. Very interesting.

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You know, now I'm on the street. It's 1945. That's

01:04:52.130 --> 01:04:54.389
amazing. I'm in action, you know what I mean?

01:04:54.389 --> 01:04:57.550
I'm in play. Forty -six, I'm seven years old.

01:04:59.050 --> 01:05:03.090
Yeah, so it was interesting times. But the beauty

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part about it is you had a freedom to do all

01:05:05.650 --> 01:05:08.610
that stuff. Right. It wasn't like... Not now,

01:05:08.610 --> 01:05:10.590
you can't. You couldn't do that. You could be

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a seven -year -old kid walking down the street

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at 10 o 'clock at night and nobody's gonna...

01:05:16.139 --> 01:05:20.199
I mean, I see these kids walking by. I see a

01:05:20.199 --> 01:05:23.039
little girl going by on her scooter. What the

01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:25.559
hell? And the mother's way back there, unbeknownst

01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:29.380
to me. I don't know if I'd let my... It's frightening.

01:05:30.059 --> 01:05:33.659
It's frightening. I'm glad we didn't have that

01:05:33.659 --> 01:05:36.320
shit. We were able to run loose too. Yeah. Oh

01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:39.440
my God. You guys were the tail end of it. The

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absolute tail end of it. So yesterday, you know,

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Bentley's closed, I tell you that. So I'm out

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there looking in the window at Bentley's because

01:05:48.079 --> 01:05:52.820
you know I'm a snoop. And here comes four kids.

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There's two boys and two girls. I would guess

01:05:57.320 --> 01:06:01.949
them to be 10, 11. They look like infants to

01:06:01.949 --> 01:06:04.469
me, of course. The girls got little shorts on.

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They're cute. You know, the little boy's cute,

01:06:07.389 --> 01:06:10.409
the blue eyes and you know, and she's harassing

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them and she's like, you know, pointing at me,

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you're waiting. So I said, what's the matter

01:06:15.429 --> 01:06:17.510
with him? You know, playing along with her, you

01:06:17.510 --> 01:06:22.480
know, and uh... And I don't know what's wrong

01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:25.820
with him. And the kid, the little innocent angel

01:06:25.820 --> 01:06:28.400
kid said, it's that fucker who did it, you know.

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He punched it. I'm like, oh my gosh. I said to

01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:34.760
the little girl, do you have any soap? You can

01:06:34.760 --> 01:06:37.420
wash his mouth. Yeah, that's a good idea. But

01:06:37.420 --> 01:06:39.800
I mean, here they are. They look like innocent

01:06:39.800 --> 01:06:43.769
babes. That's what it is today. That was like

01:06:43.769 --> 01:06:47.309
at the demonstration. I mean, the FUs that were

01:06:47.309 --> 01:06:50.130
flying out, and the finger, I'd love to snap

01:06:50.130 --> 01:06:55.150
it off. That one gets me. It still gets me. In

01:06:55.150 --> 01:06:57.489
the car or anything, when they throw that finger.

01:06:57.550 --> 01:07:00.349
I agree. That's when I want to chase them down.

01:07:03.429 --> 01:07:10.369
You dirty. Those motherless sons of bitches.

01:07:12.789 --> 01:07:15.250
That pretty good picture there. Yeah, it ain't

01:07:15.250 --> 01:07:19.809
bad, man. It ain't bad. The computer. How it

01:07:19.809 --> 01:07:22.670
sounds and all that. Yeah. You see our sound

01:07:22.670 --> 01:07:25.989
level popping? Yeah, I see that. Yeah. All right.

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Well, thanks for tuning in to the Larry Neal

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Show. I'm Larry. And I'm Old Joe. That's my dad.

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And I also got to say, Thanks to Tom's Free Clinic

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Automotive and Veterinarian Services for supplying

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us with a new studio. It's quite an upgrade.

01:07:45.949 --> 01:07:50.570
Very nice. We got a couch now. Comfortable. We'll

01:07:50.570 --> 01:07:53.730
see what happens in the future. Maybe Tom will

01:07:53.730 --> 01:07:56.949
even hook us up with more. I kind of missed the

01:07:56.949 --> 01:08:00.090
theme song, but... Well, you know what? I was

01:08:00.090 --> 01:08:02.860
kind of lazy, but I'll get it together. Next

01:08:02.860 --> 01:08:05.940
time. It was fun. Yes. Nice chatting with you.

01:08:06.139 --> 01:08:08.559
Yeah. Thanks for doing that, Dad. All right.

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Peace. Peace, brother.