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I used to come and take you to all those Mexicans.

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Hey, welcome to the Larry Needles Show. Larry.

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I'm Needles. Don. And we have a very special

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guest today. Don and Forth. Good afternoon. Yeah,

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that was a good one. At the end. Yeah, there

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was two of them I watched. You're hilarious.

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You're using Tally for a gist. What's it on right

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now? Talk about South Park. What's it on? What

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channel? Comedy Central. I have it on Paramount

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Bluff. That's the only thing they really have

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left is Comedy Central. Yeah, yeah. There's no

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more Comedy Central. Everything sucks. No, I

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don't know. I don't watch TV. There's nothing

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good, right? Here's what I don't like about South

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Park. It's fucking great. It's funny. Blah, blah,

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blah. They just use the Lord's name in vain.

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All the time. Way too much. It's just like, you

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know what? Well, I mean, who runs the show? Devils,

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but it's like, you know what? It's what it is.

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It's funny when little kids say fuck and be an

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asshole, but it's not funny when they say GD.

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But the whole thing is here's your thing though,

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okay? JC. You want to be a warrior of free speech,

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but you got to take the good with the bad when

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somebody says it to you. No, I understand. I'm

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just telling you what bothers me. I know it doesn't

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bother anyone else. I understand. Listen, it

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bothers me also. There was a very, very early

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point in the Larian Needles show where Needles

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used to say GD a lot. And then our friend - and

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spoke up and said, I should say it less, and

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guess what I did? You don't even say it at all.

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I had never said it ever in bright leery. You

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did, you slowed down. No, I didn't slow down.

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No, in the beginning you'd say, oops, sorry,

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and then you stopped saying it. It's been completely

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out of my vocabulary. And it's better now. I'll

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say every other thing on this show. And I have,

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if you know that. I mean, they took it easy on

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Jesus. The episode I saw, he was... Who did?

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South Park. I mean, he was a school counselor.

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He was actually worried about the demonic little

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toys that the girls had. Did you see that one?

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No. Yeah. The Asian pop -up store selling these

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Labooboos. Demonic trolls. Yeah, we talked about

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those. Yeah. And they have to do a ritual and

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they get the rare one, the rarest one. They have

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a ritual. They make a pentagram and kill the

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chicken and destroy the demon. I think it's Pazoo.

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So Jesus has a new skill. Pazoo or something?

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Labooboos. Well, no, Pazoo is the demon entity.

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Oh, yeah, I don't know about this. The demonic

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thing was called Labubu. Labubu, Labubu, Labubu.

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And so then Satan, Jesus is the school counselor.

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And so he's, you know, a little concerned about

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Kelly Miller summoning demonic entities and shit.

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And so it's pretty good in that aspect of it.

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You know, they were like trying to say... They

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just pushed the limits. That's all it is. Right.

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But they weren't really knocking Jesus so much.

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But they did say GD several times. Yeah, but

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that's the whole thing, though. It's shocking

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the value. That's so desensitized that people

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don't say it. You know, there's people that...

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Demoralization? The thing is, it's just a word.

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See what I mean? Like, it pisses so many people

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off, but it's like, okay, we talked about this

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before. Well, how about Words, the guy that we

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were talking about earlier, the fucking guy,

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the comedy guy in England that got arrested for

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a tweet that he did 10 years ago. It was 10 years?

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It's an old tweet. Ten -year -old tweet. Maybe

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not 10 years, but it's like a couple years old.

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I think it was new. I think he was tweeting stuff

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at the airport. Who arrested him? England. Oh,

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okay. Those British faggots. If there's a trans

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woman in your women's locker room. He said scream

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and shout and get him to leave try and get him

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to leave blah blah blah Yeah, I'm paraphrasing

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and then at the last line He said and if all

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that fails just punch him in the balls now listen.

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Yeah, and he got arrested at the airport six

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fucking cops with I saw the guy on TV man actually

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getting interviewed and he's like I actually

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had a nervous breakdown he almost The Britons

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are so gay, they're retarded and they're gay,

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and they just don't know what the hell is going

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on right now. When you start taking away people's

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freedom... First of all, just that he fucking

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had a heart attack because he was getting arrested.

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Well, no, but they put this guy in jail, but

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there's these rape gangs going around, and there

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are grooming gangs and all this stuff that's

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going on. It's going to be all Muslims. Well,

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they don't, I mean, they're on their way to do

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that. They're setting this up for not even a

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civil war, a slaughter. A takeover. No, it's

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going to be a slaughter. Wipe your nose. What's

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that? You can keep talking, you're on microphone.

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I know, I know, but I guess you're right. Oh,

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the Muslim takeover. Dude, it's real, dude. It's

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crazy. And these Muslims are going to take over

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fucking Europe. Yeah. Well, but I mean, this

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is all a crazy 75 WEF bullshit with H .I .M .A.

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You know what I mean? With also with the tiny

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hats letting these people in and fucking what

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do you call it? Migration replacement. Like everybody

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thought this was fake. Well, everybody did. My

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mother did. Right. It's so funny. COVID shut

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down your church, but it didn't shut the border

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down. Of course. The whole thing was stupid.

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Isn't that the funniest thing? Does your mom

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still hate Trump? Mark? No. No. She likes him

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now? Well, I guess she likes him. She doesn't

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like him, but she's not as much hatred. She sees

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how awful Biden was. She realizes that she was

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lied to the entire time. So that's good. That's

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good. That's the whole thing. That's the first

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step. You know what the funny thing is? We were

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talking about this with Mary. They lied so bad.

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Oh, it's ridiculous. They still are. They're

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still being ridiculous. It's insane. We should

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sue this federal government. They're not doing

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anything in our interest. They should not be

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arguing with each other at all, both parties.

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This fight shouldn't be happening. What the fuck

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is this? Well, first of all, it's a uniparty.

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It's not. There's no two parties. Well, there

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should be. It should be. Well, I can't really

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be one. I mean, I understand that it is for two

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sides. You know what I mean? It's like wrestling.

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But this warring between them is not... Everybody

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fights in the front of the camera. And then when

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the camera's off, they all hug and have beers.

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And then touch kids. The only ones suffering

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and firing is us. They're the people. The constituents.

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The government used to work for us, now we work

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for the government. That's the problem. It's

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gotten completely batched at words. I mean, we

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fucking had a revolution for 3 % taxes and now

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all of a sudden we're just gonna sit back and

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let all this shit happen. It's like... What's

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going to happen in 20 years when everybody looks

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back at us? They're going to be like, man, what

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a bunch of pussies these people are. You know

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what I mean? Like, these weren't even... There's

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definitely going to be movies made about these

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times. Oh, yeah. There always is. But this is

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some real shit. There's going to be movies foretelling

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the future, kind of like Terminator and all that

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type of bullshit with computers and AI. And then

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there's going to be movies like The Patriot were,

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but it's going to be the complete opposite, where

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it's going to be an offshoot of what the fuck

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was that movie called? Damn it. But we're all

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just retarded and stupid and fat and lazy. We

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already are, man. That's what I'm saying. It's

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all true. Oh, we are. But the problem is that

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we're being infiltrated by the government to

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kill us at every aspect and angle of our life.

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Mm -hmm. You know? It sounds like you did your

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thing. Yeah. Ms. Donnie on fourth. So let's talk

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about your car jacking. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well,

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we got we just had a good conversation. So let

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me let's make some backstory. So this is from

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what I heard from a third party source, which

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would technically be Larry. That Don Anforth,

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you were sitting in your car, and you got car

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jacked. That's all I heard. All right, now listen,

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if you don't tell a good story, I'm gonna slap

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some sense into you. Tell a good story. There's

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not much of a story to tell. Okay, where are

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you wearing sandals? I had my sandals on. Okay.

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You're like you're like the stone Jesus completely.

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Yeah, it's completely on you know Yeah, it's

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late at night. I'm really high. I want a slurpee

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So you went to your local 7 -eleven so yeah,

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and what kind of slurpee did you get I can't

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remember a grape You drank that slurpee and it

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like gave off. They had four slurpee things.

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Grape, grape, grape. Super grape. That guy's

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knee -car -narrow. Or I only maybe was too hot

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and they were all down rushes slush with you

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know, they were running with juice in them I

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can't remember but Jews anyway, so you try to

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get in my cars. I opened it up slow down Okay,

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so you go in you get your slurpee you pay for

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was this guy bothering you in? No, I didn't even

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have a slurpee because it must have been down

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because I didn't have it I was able to so now

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you're very slurpee hangry. Yeah exactly. I'm

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leaving this right now with nothing. Yes Oh,

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so you're getting back in my car upset mood right

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now. They try to just like sneak in past me Wait

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a second, so you're in the car. No, I'm getting

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in the car. You're getting in the car. I'm coming

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back in the car. He followed me out and got almost

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like right behind me. So followed you from 7

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-Eleven. As I opened the door, he tried to get

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in around me and jump in the car. Did he say

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anything at you to 7 -Eleven? No, as he was sneaking

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past me, he said, I'm taking this car. I know,

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but you were both inside 7 -Eleven. No, no, no.

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As I came out, they were outside. Just standing

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there. How many of them? Just two. Oh, that's

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more. That's more than you need. Yeah, exactly.

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And I was a little more than more than one. Yeah.

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I put up they were still walking into the two

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store like I pulled up. So they they waited a

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little bit out front. As I was walking out, they

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were just coming up. So one guy kind of got right

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behind me and over during come around me and

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try to just get in like on my side, like just

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sneak in and just take occupied a seat and then

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just drive it away. So I. pull them back you

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know and he turned like hit me okay so and i

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got the eye you got the black eye yeah then he

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was on the ground not some weird sort of pedophile

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ring thing that you got from the masonic temple

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when you went to jamaica no no no no god you

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have a checkerboard tattoo or anything like that

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okay so the guy socks you yeah let's say oh well

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African -American gentleman number one. Yeah

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skinny like you know kid their kids there are

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children you know they're like amateur children.

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So you hit a child. Well I don't want to say

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child. Over 18. So I socked his child. No he

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socked me dude. I just kind of grabbed him and

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like stood him up. Okay so he socks you. Yeah.

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Okay but you get him out of the car he socks

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you. Then what do you do? Are you worried about

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the second African -American gentleman? No, not

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at all, because he was far enough away. I don't

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think he realized what was happening. So then

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I just sort of leaned into the guy. First of

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all, I have high doubts that he didn't realize

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what was happening. Yeah, he might have known.

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Anyways, yeah, they're probably going to take

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my car, right? I would rather, you'll probably

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hit the lottery before that's going to not come

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true. He didn't know what was going on. So I

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was able to push him away, and with my own heavy

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weight, I kind of... He fell, basically. He fell.

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And then I was going to, like, stomp him. I had

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my sandals, and I saw this. These ones? No, the

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other ones, with straps. Oh, man, Tony. I mean,

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those are like what you get in county. Right.

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Those are from county. I got these in county.

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Oh, did you? They're from county. They're not

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county slippers, man. Which county cooks? Yeah,

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I used to go and get crackwood. Yeah, you've

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been in there. I know exactly what you're saying.

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I got pandas like that, the one guy would say.

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Man, I got some of them. Allegedly, I've gone

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to county and so has Donnie. Hey, I like them

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shoes, they tell me. Where'd you get those sandals?

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OK, so you get African suspect number one African

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-American gentleman on the ground. Yeah, I couldn't

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kick him because of my sandals. Well, why didn't

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you take them off? No, I'm like, no. Every time

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he was on the ground, I was able to jump in my

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car and just drive away. That's how you get sickle

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cells. So I got in my car and just took off.

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I thought you kicked him a couple times. No,

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I couldn't kick him. You didn't even unload on

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him? No, no. You didn't even try? No, no. He

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would have killed you if he could, you know that,

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right? I saw the opportunity to get in the congo,

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so I just did that and left it alone. Isn't that

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the problem? That's the problem with white people.

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Of course he ran him over as he went. No, listen.

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This is the problem with white people. He's defending

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his own problems. Against a child which hit I

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mean we should call DCFS. No the kid hit me man,

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but you also hit him Well, it's not even no I

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pushed him. I just kind of pushed him. I know

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for the joke. Let's see Right. All right. So

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then you're defending your property. You're defending

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your car this fucking kid would have stabbed

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you or shot you with a gun. But you're like,

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I don't have the right shoes on to stomp this

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kid with. I'm not gonna do it. thing between

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whites and blacks right there. You know what

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I mean? Like, he would have used your own shoe

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to kill you probably. Maybe, yeah. What do you

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mean, maybe? The guy tried to steal your car.

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Were you all looking to steal a car? No. Okay,

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either was I. I don't do that. I never stole

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a car. I'm gonna tell you right now, if you went

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back to that fucking place again, that kid was

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probably there. Yeah, right, but yeah. You know

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what I mean? Yeah, we never stole cars. I never

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stole a car unless it was like somebody's parents'

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car would be sneaking the car and we'd bring

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it back. It wasn't like we took it and fucking

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never brought it back. steal somebody's car.

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Well, you took out their permission. With force.

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They could have reported and stole it. They didn't

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jack anyone for their car. Yeah, that's ridiculous.

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And don't get me wrong. Definitely, I'm not saying

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there's a racial disparity between all of these

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things that I'm talking about. There's white

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kids in cars, Jack. Yes, there are. Oh, yeah.

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But the majority of where Donnie and Forth lives

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is predominantly, what would you say, Hispanic?

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A little smile and maybe you'll find me area.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of Hispanic, he's

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right. Oh, there's a lot of Hispanic kids. He

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lives mostly in Spanish. Was it a Hispanic kid

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or a black kid? No, they were black. I was in

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Wolf Park. Oh. There's an L -string right there.

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Man, right by a roller. We'll go either way,

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you know park is very nice and very bad too.

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It depends depends which parts well, it depends

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on which side of the highway Exactly. Exactly.

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That's all if you're south or north then you

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got a way We know this from Chicago that certain

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exits you don't want to get off at And like a

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tourist doesn't know well, yeah They should have

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little maps for all these major fucking cities

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with high crime like don't get off at this one

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Well, they do if you watch YouTube it'll tell

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you like the dangerous areas in Chicago, Austin

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They tell me who's gonna put Austin anyways,

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though If you're tourists, I mean, what the fuck

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are you doing? Well, we go there. We do. Yes,

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but Well, yeah, you used to go most people visit

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Chicago. They're gonna stay at the lake and Millennium

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Park Go down there if you fuck all that shit

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my grandmother. Listen this my great not my grandmother

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My grandfather went to Austin High School with

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Benny Goodman. No, not Benny Goodman. What's

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the fucking... Benny Youngman? Henny Youngman?

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No, no. The jazz guy. The fucking... Benny Goodman.

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He's the jazz clarinet. You played the clarinet?

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Yeah. Him. And my uncle went to Austin High School

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as well. Oh, shit. Wow. When you go through the

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area... Now it's all fucking... You get killed

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if you walk over there if you were white. Yeah.

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You see these beautiful buildings, and they're

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destroyed. I haven't been down there in so long,

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I don't know what it is, but I can tell you what

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I see it in my mind is. Yeah. You don't have

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to really deviate too much. Dude, I want to go

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camping in Grant Park, like the homeless camp.

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Dude, there's tents, and they're not like all

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together. There's guys with tents, like separate,

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for everybody and shit, like in their own private

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area. Okay, and? Just for the weekend. Just for

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the weekend. Sleep on the lakefront. It'd be

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awesome to wake up at the lake shore in the morning

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in Chicago. I mean, you're on the other side

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of Lake Shore Drive. Dude, you're going to get

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raped. You're too frail. Especially with those

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sandals. I'm going to wear my boots. Someone's

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going to steal your jail sandals and then molest

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your bottom. You've got to look a little bit

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homeless. You can't be out there vacationing.

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Oh, you totally fit right in right now. Right,

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exactly. I'll work it out. Just a little tent,

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you know, that'll get... You need some weird

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little dog. That's it. Just leave us set up and

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go on the weekends and shit. I put those people

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know each other. I don't have a little place

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to hang out. Right in the lakefront, dude. Yeah,

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but they know each other down there. As soon

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as you're gone, they'll come and fucking take

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your shit. Or they'll push your shit in. I can't

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imagine, you know, I'm sure they, you know. Sure

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they what? They leave their tents, you know,

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they gotta go. Yeah, but everybody knows each

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other there. Right. Well, they get to know you

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too. Well, you know. What do you mean they'll

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know you too? How will they know you? Hey, guys.

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Right, I'm sure they'll come over and find out.

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Like, if you set up a tent, someone's gonna want

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to know what the fuck you're about, you know?

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At some point, you better go introduce yourself.

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I have a house like five miles away, but I'm

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just gonna camp. No, you don't say that. You

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tell them some story, you lost your shit, man.

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Get a little bit of psychotic, so stay the fuck

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away from me, you know? And they will. No, no,

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no, you tell them. I'm a millionaire with a big

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mansion and I just feel like doing this. I mean,

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technically that is true compared to those guys.

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He is a millionaire. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean,

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he has a home. Right. Right. He has running water.

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But think about it. Some of these people in these

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tents, who knows what they got? I mean, I'm sure

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they got tablets and shit and they're watching

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fucking big screen TV. Yeah, come on. No, dude.

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I mean, they choose to do this, dude. Believe

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me. They're choosing to do it. I don't know,

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obviously. They're not completely deaf to it

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and can't handle it in real life or just have

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to live on the streets because they're just,

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duh. But for the most part, most of them just

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choose to do this. They'd rather live on the

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streets because it's cheaper and they can spend

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all their money doing drugs. Well, yeah, and

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the problem is that nobody's cracking down on

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every shit. But hopefully they will eventually.

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Right. I just want to have a little tent there

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for the weekend. I know what it's like to be

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unhoused. It's like having a boat at the marina

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when I got a tent in the park. But I didn't fucking

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go... shoot dope in the fucking inner city on

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the streets. I floated from different girls'

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couches and beds and to my friends' couches.

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And I'd carry a little duffel bag to take a shower.

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I'd be at someone's house casually hanging out

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like this. And I'd be like, hey, you mind if

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I take a shower? And they'd be like, oh, yeah,

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sure. And I'd pull out a bag. That must be nice.

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I had a car. So I could live out of my car and

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fucking crash in college and do what you needed

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to do. Larry Sugar Shack. You gotta keep the

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rain off your back, motherfucker. Oh, man. That's

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great. So Don Hanforth, I got a story for you.

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I picked this out for you. So there's this guy.

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All right. He's like a surgeon, like a vascular

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surgeon. Okay. And he has this fetish. He has

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like an amputee fetish for porn. Oh, yeah. So

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he's into this like he's got cut off and he's

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a surgeon so I mean come on think about this

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right Exactly, right the desires that go through

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so he's got a real he's a real pervert and he

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watches all amputee porn He was way into the

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fetish of amputee shit Wow, is this a real story?

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Yeah, this is what do you call it? Fuck, where

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was this guy from? Dude, he would fucking freeze

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his legs to the point in masturbate. Wow. In

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liquid nitrogen. Wow. And then to the point,

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and then he would bring them back to life. Come

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on, man. And then he did it. I mean, really,

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honestly, what the fuck? I knew you'd love this

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story. Seriously, man. Think about the amount

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of time it goes into this fetish. And you're

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sure to secure it with nitrogen. Then you got

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to build some sort of harness to get your ass

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up there. You know what I mean? Because you can't

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walk after that. Yeah, because you're going to

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be fucking done. Think his girlfriend knows he

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does this? I don't think he has a girlfriend.

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I don't think there's a Mrs. Auntie T in this

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story. I mean, this guy's a real fucking sicko,

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man. So what do you call it? So then he makes

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a fucking insurance claim. that they have to

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amputate his legs. Oh my God. And he gets a payout

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for 466 ,653 pounds. And his legs are fucking

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chopped off. They're numb. Chopped off his own

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legs? No, basically, surgically they did it.

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He was the inciting... Instigated it. Yeah, he

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instigated it. But it really didn't need to be

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chopped off. Well, no, they were to the point

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where, yeah, they had to be chopped off. From

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freezing them so much. When I had this infection

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going on, I'm here, I'll show my bandage to the

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fucking viewers. And it was really, really hurting

00:21:02.609 --> 00:21:04.490
bad. And I thought I was going to have to get

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my leg chopped off. It wasn't that bad. Because,

00:21:06.829 --> 00:21:09.170
you know, I'm all piled up and shit, and I'm

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fucking hallucinating a little bit. Jesus, man.

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He's hallucinating from what? Oh, please. Because

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I haven't taken drugs in so long. You're hallucinating?

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From not drugs. What a rookie. Well, no, listen.

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Then my dad gave me Oxycontin. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

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whoa. I mean, come on, Larry. I have a little

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coops. What? Just besmirching, big besmirching,

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big toes. And then my mom gave me a couple bottles

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of pills. Come on, let's just throw everybody

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into it now. Dude, you're like fucking, what's

00:21:40.339 --> 00:21:43.779
that guy, Sammy the Bull Gravano over here. Just

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turning on the whole fucking family, dude. Just

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for a couple perks, dude. Slow down there, Johnny

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Ratz. You got any modern pills, man? No, they're

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gone. They're not, so. And I took a fucking bottle

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of 120 Motrin. That's not good. I know. No, not

00:22:04.099 --> 00:22:07.019
at one time, but over this whole period. OK,

00:22:07.259 --> 00:22:09.140
well, that's still not good. I know. And I told

00:22:09.140 --> 00:22:11.440
Mary, were these new? And she's like, yeah. And

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I'm like, fuck, man. I took the last one a little

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while ago. And well, here's the thing. I'm in

00:22:16.579 --> 00:22:18.720
a lot of fucking pain. Right. Yeah, well, you

00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:21.359
should go see a therapist. I can't yet, but I'm

00:22:21.359 --> 00:22:22.700
sure that'll be prescribed. I mean, for your

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mind, not for your body. I used to work with

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this black guy, Herman. It was so funny because

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his name was Herman, and he's this big black

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guy, and he thought I was fucking crazy, you

00:22:34.529 --> 00:22:36.509
know, listening to punk rock, and then he'd come

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in and we'd be listening to jazz, and he'd be

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like, he said, did they figure out what it was

00:22:41.769 --> 00:22:44.390
that's wrong with you over the weekend? And I

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said, no, man. He goes, you need more therapy.

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He'd tell me that every week, and then he started

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calling me therapy. Hey, therapy, how you doing?

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Alright, so let's get back to our story now Larry's

00:22:56.900 --> 00:22:59.660
fucking the amputee guy. So yeah cop his own

00:22:59.660 --> 00:23:06.380
legs though. Okay, so I mean listen listen to

00:23:06.380 --> 00:23:24.799
his name Neil Hopper He carried out hundreds

00:23:24.799 --> 00:23:27.460
of amputations for patients, has been jailed

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for 32 months, has remitted the lying to insurers

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over the removal of his own legs and possessing

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extreme pornography from a man dubbed the Emuk,

00:23:39.299 --> 00:23:42.920
the eunuch maker. Oh my lord. You know what Unix

00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:48.500
are, right? Yeah. Wow. And you know what that

00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:51.720
was? Nero. This is a big thing in Nero. Nero

00:23:51.720 --> 00:23:54.559
was a real sick idiot. All those old time Roman

00:23:54.559 --> 00:23:56.839
shit, because that would be making sure that

00:23:56.839 --> 00:23:59.420
they don't fuck their girls. They're harem. And

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it would also, when they sang... They had higher

00:24:02.700 --> 00:24:04.980
voices. Yeah, they would make them like that.

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Yeah, they would be the purveyors, not the purveyors,

00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:09.259
but they would be the overseers of their harem.

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Good job, Larry. That's a good one. I know my

00:24:12.559 --> 00:24:15.339
shit. The dude, the guy, I mean, he had fucking,

00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:18.559
he had extreme pornography from a man named the

00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:22.519
Unic Maker. Oh my Lord. Which is, I mean, how

00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:24.960
do you get, how do you get involved in this kind

00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:28.019
of stuff? You gotta be fucking sick, dude. Seriously

00:24:28.019 --> 00:24:32.430
sick, dude. I mean, what do you call it? Oh,

00:24:32.470 --> 00:24:34.490
he got fucked. He told the insurers that his

00:24:34.490 --> 00:24:37.170
injuries were due to sepsis and were not self

00:24:37.170 --> 00:24:40.769
-inflicted. I was watching this guy bust a child.

00:24:41.470 --> 00:24:43.529
Oh, dry ice. Dry ice to freeze his legs. My bad.

00:24:43.829 --> 00:24:46.910
Whatever. That's still brutal. All right. Yes,

00:24:46.990 --> 00:24:51.069
sir. Keep on going. They pose as children online

00:24:51.069 --> 00:24:54.750
and get these guys to start talking to them,

00:24:54.910 --> 00:24:58.230
which is kind of fair. Right. Exactly. Alex the

00:24:58.230 --> 00:25:01.250
big guy. Alex Stein. Yeah. And it's pretty sick,

00:25:01.410 --> 00:25:04.490
dude. I mean, well, the Roblox company's just

00:25:04.490 --> 00:25:06.730
getting well. Yeah, we'll get into that in a

00:25:06.730 --> 00:25:08.549
second. Let's stick with Alec Stein for a second.

00:25:08.809 --> 00:25:12.450
So this guy looks dying. He's like, he's a big

00:25:12.450 --> 00:25:17.150
dude. OK. And he he haunts paddels, which. That

00:25:17.150 --> 00:25:18.789
has got to be the worst thing, because you've

00:25:18.789 --> 00:25:20.450
got to talk to these people. He's got a whole

00:25:20.450 --> 00:25:22.109
crew of people. I'm just saying, but imagine

00:25:22.109 --> 00:25:24.289
talking to these people all day and then going

00:25:24.289 --> 00:25:28.730
home. They see the most egregious stuff and disgusting

00:25:28.730 --> 00:25:31.569
stuff they want to do to children. And then they

00:25:31.569 --> 00:25:34.630
go to the house, and the fucking cops come, and

00:25:34.630 --> 00:25:37.170
they're like, we can't arrest him. We have to

00:25:37.170 --> 00:25:39.400
release him. Yeah, well. I think it happened

00:25:39.400 --> 00:25:42.339
in Virginia Beach. There was a couple other places

00:25:42.339 --> 00:25:44.380
where they wouldn't arrest him. And there was

00:25:44.380 --> 00:25:47.279
like uproar, and the people were like, you gotta

00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:50.259
arrest this guy. Right, it's just kind of...

00:25:50.259 --> 00:25:52.000
What they should do is... He's running a fine

00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:54.440
line. This is what Needles thinks they should

00:25:54.440 --> 00:25:56.400
do. He needs to be caught doing it. You can't...

00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:58.319
Well, if you look in his phone, they have real

00:25:58.319 --> 00:26:00.180
-time communication. I agree, I mean, I'm sure

00:26:00.180 --> 00:26:02.839
it's from Technicali all the time. Unless they

00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:04.880
possess images also. Yeah, I'm not trying to

00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:05.839
defend him in any way. What should happen is

00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:09.069
if this guy is caught... sending messages that

00:26:09.069 --> 00:26:11.910
he's in real time, getting all worked up because

00:26:11.910 --> 00:26:14.430
of children. And if he's possessing images and

00:26:14.430 --> 00:26:16.390
all of this stuff, they make them kneel down

00:26:16.390 --> 00:26:17.769
and they just shoot him right in the back of

00:26:17.769 --> 00:26:20.109
the head. And then they go right on to the next

00:26:20.109 --> 00:26:23.480
one. Death sentences, right. They shoot pretty

00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:25.700
much quicker. And crimes against children, immediately.

00:26:25.759 --> 00:26:27.839
Like the Nuremberg trials. Right, immediately.

00:26:27.859 --> 00:26:30.200
Yeah, but those guys, those were just the patches

00:26:30.200 --> 00:26:31.420
for the fucking... I know, but they still, when

00:26:31.420 --> 00:26:33.700
they executed him, they did it in the next room,

00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:35.240
two minutes later. Exactly, right. Oh, yes, it

00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:39.200
was. It was very sweet. Not one meal, no shower,

00:26:39.420 --> 00:26:41.339
no meal, nothing else. They're giving you nothing.

00:26:41.380 --> 00:26:44.299
Maybe one night, overnight, in prison. The bullet

00:26:44.299 --> 00:26:46.039
is too much money. We wasted too much. They had

00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:49.019
a fucking tile room with a fucking drain on the

00:26:49.019 --> 00:26:51.099
floor. They bring him in there, pop! Oh, yeah,

00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:55.339
well... what do you call it um now no ear protection

00:26:55.339 --> 00:26:57.940
nothing there's another one i saw that actually

00:26:57.940 --> 00:27:01.039
had me crying they got a report from a neighbor

00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:03.240
that the kid was you know beat up five -year

00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:07.000
-old beat up yeah and the cops come and they

00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:09.259
get in the house to look and the kids on the

00:27:09.259 --> 00:27:12.519
couch with the father and the cop says let me

00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:15.890
take a look at him and immediately grabs a kid,

00:27:15.930 --> 00:27:18.190
takes him right out of the fucking house. Yeah.

00:27:18.349 --> 00:27:21.349
And then the lady from child services, they show

00:27:21.349 --> 00:27:23.109
the back of the police car. They don't show the

00:27:23.109 --> 00:27:24.990
kid, but you can hear her talking to him. She

00:27:24.990 --> 00:27:28.029
starts crying. His injuries were so bad. His

00:27:28.029 --> 00:27:31.589
eyes were so swollen. They said that you could

00:27:31.589 --> 00:27:33.250
do this with her voice. Just she had to get away.

00:27:33.289 --> 00:27:35.150
Those people need to be killed. Yeah, exactly.

00:27:35.569 --> 00:27:38.789
And we have this. And it was the girlfriend was

00:27:38.789 --> 00:27:41.589
going nuts about them taking her child. But then

00:27:41.589 --> 00:27:44.509
also. wanted them to just leave so she could

00:27:44.509 --> 00:27:47.130
go to bed. Yeah, it was just, you could tell

00:27:47.130 --> 00:27:49.029
that she was more worried about herself than

00:27:49.029 --> 00:27:50.549
anything to do with the child. Well, we have

00:27:50.549 --> 00:27:53.809
this huge, like, sexification of criminals and

00:27:53.809 --> 00:27:55.349
serial killers, murderers. But wait, it gets

00:27:55.349 --> 00:27:57.829
even deeper. And that's why we don't kill them.

00:27:58.109 --> 00:27:59.670
You know what I mean? They had a big bulldog,

00:27:59.930 --> 00:28:01.829
okay? And she starts getting all, everyone's

00:28:01.829 --> 00:28:03.450
getting excited. The girl's screaming about them

00:28:03.450 --> 00:28:05.930
taking her child. The boyfriend's being very

00:28:05.930 --> 00:28:07.950
calm, but he's just trying to calm the dog. And

00:28:07.950 --> 00:28:11.890
the dog starts biting the cop. No, no, the...

00:28:11.819 --> 00:28:15.059
guy, the husband, the father that beat the kid.

00:28:15.500 --> 00:28:18.900
The dog knows that he's the bad guy. Yes, sir.

00:28:19.019 --> 00:28:21.519
The dog was telling the cops. This is him. Yep.

00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:23.660
He's the one because he knew there was something

00:28:23.660 --> 00:28:25.420
that kid wasn't happy with having that child.

00:28:25.460 --> 00:28:27.240
But I didn't think about that though. It's just

00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:30.059
about power. It's the taking of power from children.

00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:32.880
Five years old. The cop was like, you hear the

00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:35.559
cop saying someone tuned this kid up like he

00:28:35.559 --> 00:28:39.480
was hit. Hit, like, punch in the face, like,

00:28:39.700 --> 00:28:41.759
you know? Yeah. I understand. Five years old,

00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:44.059
man. I completely understand. Yeah. I mean, shit

00:28:44.059 --> 00:28:45.559
happens, man, and you can't control people. Well,

00:28:45.660 --> 00:28:47.480
what did the little bastard do? Yeah, something

00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:49.519
awful. He must have done something fucking terrible.

00:28:49.779 --> 00:28:50.619
I'm kidding, man. But no, there's nothing here.

00:28:50.619 --> 00:28:52.339
No, not even to that extent. There's nothing.

00:28:52.619 --> 00:28:54.259
No, no, no. Alcoholics, drug addicts. A kid don't

00:28:54.259 --> 00:28:55.619
know nothing, dude. I mean, there's multiple

00:28:55.619 --> 00:28:59.579
cases of women selling their children to drug

00:28:59.579 --> 00:29:02.519
dealers. We talked about it last week. Dee, my

00:29:02.519 --> 00:29:06.269
neighbor. Yeah, we're talking about drug, but

00:29:06.269 --> 00:29:08.190
I'm just saying, like people selling their kids

00:29:08.190 --> 00:29:10.269
to drug dealers and stuff like that. Not my old

00:29:10.269 --> 00:29:11.849
next door neighbor, where at the house I live

00:29:11.849 --> 00:29:14.230
now, Dee, but when I was a little kid, just in

00:29:14.230 --> 00:29:16.690
case Dee ever sees this. She's never gonna see

00:29:16.690 --> 00:29:18.630
this. My friend, Dee. She'll never see this,

00:29:19.230 --> 00:29:22.140
but at the same time, we like... Why the fuck

00:29:22.140 --> 00:29:23.740
do we keep, it's like if you're on death row,

00:29:23.819 --> 00:29:26.140
why the fuck do some people die in death row?

00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:27.720
You know what I mean? Exactly, they live for

00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:29.680
15, 16 more years. It's like the taxpayer who

00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:32.519
pays out for these people. Exactly. It's the

00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:36.460
most fucking corrupt judicial system in the world.

00:29:36.900 --> 00:29:39.079
No, I don't know about that. Huh? I don't know

00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:42.420
if it's the most corrupt in the world. Listen.

00:29:42.900 --> 00:29:45.099
It's kind of pretty much capitalized on. I mean,

00:29:45.099 --> 00:29:48.119
there's private prisons, dude. These guys own

00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:51.609
their own prisons. I guess. What do you call

00:29:51.609 --> 00:29:54.250
it? There was a fucking pay -for -play where

00:29:54.250 --> 00:29:57.710
they were putting juveniles in prison with adults

00:29:57.710 --> 00:30:01.650
in Pennsylvania. We talked about that before.

00:30:01.970 --> 00:30:04.730
The guy was fucking given these crazy jail sentences

00:30:04.730 --> 00:30:07.289
for small crimes, and he was getting a kickback

00:30:07.289 --> 00:30:10.869
from the prisons. The judges were. And I mean,

00:30:11.049 --> 00:30:13.069
this is never, it's not like it's unheard of.

00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:17.319
But we're just the most corrupt, gluttonous country

00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:19.900
in the world. It's the officials, it's the system

00:30:19.900 --> 00:30:22.000
of our government. It's better than fucking being

00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:25.400
a communist living in India or China. Right,

00:30:25.539 --> 00:30:28.059
but again, these people, you just can't trust

00:30:28.059 --> 00:30:31.720
them, man. Who's that? People that get around

00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:33.559
with money that they're not supposed to have

00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:35.519
and they take it anyways, you know. What do you

00:30:35.519 --> 00:30:37.519
mean? Because they have access to it. Well, the

00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:39.700
thing is... Why would they marry in Duncan, that

00:30:39.700 --> 00:30:42.960
girl? What the fuck was that shit? I mean, come

00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:47.220
on. Not Haddish. Henwick. Hayward. Yeah, Tiffany

00:30:47.220 --> 00:30:51.980
Hayward. Yeah, I mean, come on, man. What the

00:30:51.980 --> 00:30:55.079
fuck, dude? We'll just get down the brass tacks

00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:59.319
and fuck it. The Chicago Teachers Union. fucking

00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:01.539
stealing all this money, giving it all away.

00:31:01.579 --> 00:31:05.319
You can trace where the money goes. And then

00:31:05.319 --> 00:31:06.960
it's like all of a sudden numbers come out of

00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:11.799
all these kids can't read, can't do math. And

00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:13.579
they're like, we need more money. It's like,

00:31:13.859 --> 00:31:16.420
for what? You're not doing anything. You're making

00:31:16.420 --> 00:31:19.579
people in an area that's not known for extreme

00:31:19.579 --> 00:31:22.480
smartness and wealth, that's extreme poverty.

00:31:22.619 --> 00:31:26.019
You're making them more susceptible. Yeah. Or

00:31:26.019 --> 00:31:29.150
to fucking not get the hell out of there. Why

00:31:29.150 --> 00:31:31.650
the fuck would you do that? But like once you

00:31:31.650 --> 00:31:34.289
get around money, it changes people look at every

00:31:34.289 --> 00:31:36.690
look at people think of you know, they always

00:31:36.690 --> 00:31:39.849
show Insider trading all this bullshit and everybody

00:31:39.849 --> 00:31:42.269
just lets it happen. Yeah, it's like you fucking

00:31:42.269 --> 00:31:44.490
start smoking a couple of these fools and then

00:31:44.490 --> 00:31:47.069
people start exactly right They need to be punished

00:31:47.069 --> 00:31:48.849
like you're seriously punished like someone like

00:31:48.849 --> 00:31:51.769
Nancy I don't even mean like killed. I'm just

00:31:51.769 --> 00:31:54.910
saying Put him in jail and not for four years

00:31:54.910 --> 00:31:57.339
in a fancy prison Like, you know... Give him

00:31:57.339 --> 00:31:59.740
what you would give a regular guy. But that shit's

00:31:59.740 --> 00:32:01.819
not gonna happen. Do what you did to the world.

00:32:02.180 --> 00:32:03.799
Your titties are gonna die. You know what I mean?

00:32:04.460 --> 00:32:07.619
That fucking guy. Jordan Belfort. He didn't,

00:32:07.619 --> 00:32:10.160
you know, he paid his price. Why don't these

00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:13.299
motherfuckers? I love that they use him on TV

00:32:13.299 --> 00:32:16.119
all the time. Like, I'll see Mary something on

00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:18.619
Fox or something. Think about this. And it'll

00:32:18.619 --> 00:32:23.880
be Jason Belfort. Justin Belfort in Jordan. Jordan.

00:32:23.880 --> 00:32:25.920
I fucking know. Yeah, right. They use him as

00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:28.759
a specialist. He explains exactly what they're

00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:32.140
doing. Right, right. How it works. He's good

00:32:32.140 --> 00:32:33.980
at explaining it because he did it. He knows

00:32:33.980 --> 00:32:37.240
how to rip right the scams. Remember, what are

00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:39.599
the two things you can't escape in life? Death

00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:42.849
and taxes. What a weird way to fucking live,

00:32:42.970 --> 00:32:44.390
you know what I mean? Like, people tell you that

00:32:44.390 --> 00:32:46.650
when you're young. That's just a saying that

00:32:46.650 --> 00:32:48.769
the government made up. But I'm just saying that

00:32:48.769 --> 00:32:50.910
we're all indoctrinated into it, you know? Think

00:32:50.910 --> 00:32:52.930
about it. If you don't pay your fucking taxes,

00:32:53.109 --> 00:32:54.490
the government will come after you, take your

00:32:54.490 --> 00:32:55.970
shit. You have to pay your taxes. You have to

00:32:55.970 --> 00:32:57.910
pay your taxes. I'm a good person. I pay my taxes,

00:32:57.970 --> 00:32:59.849
which a little bit of tax is necessary to get

00:32:59.849 --> 00:33:01.329
it, but they take way too much. Under Biden fucking

00:33:01.329 --> 00:33:03.789
didn't pay his taxes. Exactly. They take way

00:33:03.789 --> 00:33:04.769
too much. He's the president's kid. They take

00:33:04.769 --> 00:33:07.950
way too much from everybody. You bet Don Jr.

00:33:08.230 --> 00:33:10.910
pays his taxes. He was like Icarus. He flew a

00:33:10.910 --> 00:33:13.289
little bit too close to the sun and fucking he's

00:33:13.289 --> 00:33:16.009
gonna get his little ass burned. That's what's

00:33:16.009 --> 00:33:18.710
gonna happen with these people. And it's not

00:33:18.710 --> 00:33:21.690
even here. When you go into the afterlife, you'll

00:33:21.690 --> 00:33:24.539
see what happens, right? Absolutely. That's the

00:33:24.539 --> 00:33:27.039
one that counts. It just astonishes me the way

00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:28.640
that these people can look into a camera and

00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:32.660
just lie to you so blatantly with a smile on

00:33:32.660 --> 00:33:36.640
their face and then make you feel like you're

00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:39.319
the idiot. That fucking governor? Oh my god.

00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:41.559
Is he something else? This JB guy we got? Oh,

00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:45.039
Pritzker? JB fat back ribs. And the worst is

00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:48.190
that mayor. The Chicago mayor. Is he completely

00:33:48.190 --> 00:33:50.390
full of shit and absolutely ridiculous? Does

00:33:50.390 --> 00:33:52.369
he not make any sense? Well, the funny thing

00:33:52.369 --> 00:33:55.109
is he blames everything on race. Oh, it's ridiculous.

00:33:55.150 --> 00:33:58.150
It just diminishes the race car. Oh, shit. Every

00:33:58.150 --> 00:34:02.410
time. It's always, slaves built Chicago. Oh,

00:34:02.670 --> 00:34:05.930
you're so full of fucking crap. And this is just

00:34:05.930 --> 00:34:09.210
race baiting stuff. Like, I mean, they do that

00:34:09.210 --> 00:34:11.869
for a reason also to evoke emotion. No, you're

00:34:11.869 --> 00:34:16.079
trying to blow people up. Exactly. Some of them

00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:17.639
think they are, you know. Yeah, but you know

00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:20.099
slaves didn't build Chicago. No, man, no. No.

00:34:21.900 --> 00:34:25.420
It's crazy, dude. Yeah, Indians built the fucking

00:34:25.420 --> 00:34:28.519
building. Right. Let's go look at some African

00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:31.019
countries right now compared to Detroit. Detroit's

00:34:31.019 --> 00:34:33.900
probably still better. Yep, and it's pretty bad.

00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:38.099
Yeah. I remember when we were going on tour all

00:34:38.099 --> 00:34:39.840
the time and we would go to Detroit. That was

00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:42.880
the very first place that I was aware of where

00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:46.420
they stopped arresting you for... misdemeanors.

00:34:47.559 --> 00:34:50.440
And I thought, man, that's cool. Yeah, until

00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.820
you got there. Well, no, because, you know, I

00:34:52.820 --> 00:34:55.860
was still a criminal. Right. You know, in my

00:34:55.860 --> 00:34:57.719
mind. Yeah, I was going to say you weren't actually

00:34:57.719 --> 00:34:59.599
a criminal. You know, I'm carrying drugs and

00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:05.449
shit. That's not really a criminal. You're on

00:35:05.449 --> 00:35:09.809
the lawless side. You're putting yourself out

00:35:09.809 --> 00:35:12.889
there. You're not doing stuff intentionally.

00:35:13.010 --> 00:35:15.170
I didn't realize how bad it was because again

00:35:15.170 --> 00:35:19.170
this is going back 25 years or so and I was a

00:35:19.170 --> 00:35:23.889
lot dumber than I am now. How about these morons

00:35:23.889 --> 00:35:25.750
that protest the ICE things? They're out there

00:35:25.750 --> 00:35:30.179
in Portland. Destroying the neighborhood, disrupting

00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:32.360
the neighborhood to protest the ICE thing that's

00:35:32.360 --> 00:35:34.679
there. It kind of looks fun though, right? No.

00:35:34.980 --> 00:35:37.039
It doesn't look fun? No. You want to be out there

00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:40.079
getting shot with tear gas and stuff? No. Why

00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:41.159
would an asshole do that? Because they have the

00:35:41.159 --> 00:35:42.980
right to? They're doing it because they can.

00:35:43.099 --> 00:35:45.119
It's just ridiculous. They're not doing it because

00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:47.099
they can. Somebody's funding that. They have

00:35:47.099 --> 00:35:48.440
the right to do this. That's why they're out

00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:50.789
there. Somebody's funding it. Of course. You

00:35:50.789 --> 00:35:52.190
don't think people can just do this on their

00:35:52.190 --> 00:35:53.630
own. They're doing it on their own. It's their

00:35:53.630 --> 00:35:55.429
brain. It's their brain. They're doing it on

00:35:55.429 --> 00:35:57.369
their own. It's their right. You've seen the

00:35:57.369 --> 00:36:01.269
clips, though, of the black lady who lives there

00:36:01.269 --> 00:36:04.110
coming out of the house going, get the fuck out

00:36:04.110 --> 00:36:06.090
of here, you motherfuckers. You're trying to

00:36:06.090 --> 00:36:07.989
sleep. Shut the fuck up. The neighbors are mad

00:36:07.989 --> 00:36:09.630
at the protesters. The neighbors are going fucking

00:36:09.630 --> 00:36:11.329
crazy. Guess what? I'll tell you right now. They

00:36:11.329 --> 00:36:14.190
weren't mad fucking four or five years ago. They

00:36:14.190 --> 00:36:16.710
let that shit happen. And now they're tired of

00:36:16.710 --> 00:36:18.909
it. And now it's right in front of their house

00:36:18.909 --> 00:36:21.530
is the police. You know, now they're calling

00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:23.230
for the police when just a couple of years ago,

00:36:23.230 --> 00:36:25.309
they want to defund them. They're all a bunch

00:36:25.309 --> 00:36:28.550
of fucking idiots out there. Yeah, they really

00:36:28.550 --> 00:36:32.050
are. Those fucking places are like, imagine this

00:36:32.050 --> 00:36:34.250
is what you do. Sanctuary city. The funny thing

00:36:34.250 --> 00:36:37.829
is, is OK, motherfucker, these people can only

00:36:37.829 --> 00:36:39.710
fucking be out there for a certain amount of

00:36:39.710 --> 00:36:44.349
time before they have to shit, piss, eat. Sleep.

00:36:44.590 --> 00:36:48.750
Yeah, follow them arrest them Well, they don't

00:36:48.750 --> 00:36:51.210
waterboard you don't rest them find out who's

00:36:51.210 --> 00:36:53.670
paying for this shit and end it But you know

00:36:53.670 --> 00:36:56.369
what? It's all bread and circuses. Oh my god.

00:36:56.369 --> 00:36:58.730
Do you see what happened in Portland? I don't

00:36:58.730 --> 00:37:02.570
give a fuck Turn it into Kent State We're all

00:37:02.570 --> 00:37:06.750
gonna die. Well, yeah like Richard Daley, our

00:37:06.750 --> 00:37:09.710
old, old Richard Daley. Shout out to the parking

00:37:09.710 --> 00:37:14.010
meter scam. But when they were riding in 69,

00:37:14.429 --> 00:37:16.190
shit. Yeah, how about it? You'll be shot. He

00:37:16.190 --> 00:37:18.610
said, shoot the first mother, shoot the kill,

00:37:18.889 --> 00:37:21.090
he told them. Yeah, we were cracking skulls at

00:37:21.090 --> 00:37:23.530
the Democratic National Convention. Cracking

00:37:23.530 --> 00:37:28.000
skulls. And it ends it. It doesn't keep going

00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:31.699
on. After motherfuckers get shot, they say, all

00:37:31.699 --> 00:37:33.139
right, you shouldn't loot, because you're going

00:37:33.139 --> 00:37:36.840
to get shot. It has to be a very easy lesson

00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:40.219
to learn. Well, you have to make examples of

00:37:40.219 --> 00:37:42.380
people. It's just such a lonely crime, too. I

00:37:42.380 --> 00:37:43.860
mean, take advantage of something like that.

00:37:44.139 --> 00:37:47.760
A situation, an evacuated situation, you start

00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:49.599
stealing people's shit when they throw everybody

00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:51.539
out of town. It's really low. Wait a second.

00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:54.420
You're just describing the government. Then they

00:37:54.420 --> 00:37:57.010
steal from people. That's looting. and it's really

00:37:57.010 --> 00:37:58.309
just a horrible thing to do, and you should be

00:37:58.309 --> 00:37:59.289
shot for something like that. Well, okay, how

00:37:59.289 --> 00:38:01.650
about the drug boat then? Well, yeah, they blew

00:38:01.650 --> 00:38:03.449
it up. That was great. Okay, but wait a second.

00:38:03.449 --> 00:38:05.429
I love it. Everybody's freaking out. They're

00:38:05.429 --> 00:38:09.159
like, oh my God. Yeah, believe me. Well listen,

00:38:09.300 --> 00:38:11.340
they turned the story to say there were illegals

00:38:11.340 --> 00:38:12.920
on there. Migrants. Either way, whatever the

00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:14.219
fuck it was. I'm sorry. Okay, but now listen

00:38:14.219 --> 00:38:17.340
though. Everybody's up and armed. All crazy.

00:38:17.539 --> 00:38:20.840
How about when Obama drone struck that fucking

00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:24.659
dad and his son that were American citizens and

00:38:24.659 --> 00:38:27.780
killed him while he was being fucking, what do

00:38:27.780 --> 00:38:30.559
you, Nobel Peace Prize? Okay, yeah. Nobody talks

00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:32.500
about that. I don't know about this. I don't

00:38:32.500 --> 00:38:34.139
even know about that. But what I'm saying though,

00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:35.699
we're talking about, you gotta make an example.

00:38:35.699 --> 00:38:37.710
Oh, of course. Well, can I just give a sign?

00:38:38.829 --> 00:38:41.190
Obama did and it was the wrong people. Oops,

00:38:41.449 --> 00:38:42.989
oh well. Well, the wedding, where they killed

00:38:42.989 --> 00:38:45.050
400 people to get the one dude. But I'm just

00:38:45.050 --> 00:38:46.289
saying, with the drug boats. Well, that'll happen

00:38:46.289 --> 00:38:47.670
here, too. You gotta make an example with the

00:38:47.670 --> 00:38:49.789
drug boats. Try to bring it. We'll shoot you.

00:38:49.909 --> 00:38:51.750
We'll kill you. I love it, yeah. I mean, granted,

00:38:51.929 --> 00:38:53.829
the price of drugs are gonna go up and all this

00:38:53.829 --> 00:38:55.730
other stuff. And then what I'm thinking... It's

00:38:55.730 --> 00:38:56.690
good, because I don't wanna do drugs. Drugs are

00:38:56.690 --> 00:38:59.250
crap anyways. It's not fucking good drugs anymore,

00:38:59.469 --> 00:39:02.849
dude. We don't need to get into that. Yeah, but

00:39:02.849 --> 00:39:04.510
what do you call it? So I think they're gonna

00:39:04.510 --> 00:39:06.530
bring back a pharmaceutical push with drugs.

00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:09.840
Because if they get rid of street drugs, exactly,

00:39:09.980 --> 00:39:12.539
you know what I mean? You get it from your doctor.

00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:15.239
Because now you can't get drugs from... Larry

00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:18.079
busted his fucking... Larry fucking busted his

00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.159
vagina, and he couldn't even get pain pills.

00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:23.440
Well, I got one doctor to give me 10 Vicodins.

00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:26.019
Oh, wow. Whoopie, too. Oh, it helped, man. I'm

00:39:26.019 --> 00:39:28.460
not looking to get high. I'm not saying that

00:39:28.460 --> 00:39:30.400
you need them for the pain. I didn't say you

00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:32.539
were getting high on them. You're the one that

00:39:32.539 --> 00:39:35.260
keeps on saying, I was so high I was hallucinating.

00:39:35.260 --> 00:39:38.590
Because I'm not. Because I'm not used to it,

00:39:38.670 --> 00:39:41.969
man. I'm not going to get into it with you. I'm

00:39:41.969 --> 00:39:43.449
the same, but this is how I feel that they're

00:39:43.449 --> 00:39:44.929
going to bring back. You were the one telling

00:39:44.929 --> 00:39:47.630
me that, I said, oh man, that spider just climbed

00:39:47.630 --> 00:39:50.849
into my thing that other day. And you're like,

00:39:50.929 --> 00:39:53.210
there's no fucking spider, Larry. And I'm like,

00:39:53.489 --> 00:39:55.510
that fucking thing's in my boot. I took the thing

00:39:55.510 --> 00:39:57.690
off and all that. Remember? Yeah, because there

00:39:57.690 --> 00:40:00.050
was no spider. And you're saying, I was seeing

00:40:00.050 --> 00:40:03.190
bugs, dude. Well, lay off the drugs, Larry. That's

00:40:03.190 --> 00:40:05.250
fucking weird. You're the one who's like, I'm

00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:06.929
not trying to get high, so after the first date,

00:40:06.969 --> 00:40:08.349
maybe you should cut your toes. Yeah, you might

00:40:08.349 --> 00:40:10.110
be taking those two people you like in there.

00:40:11.250 --> 00:40:15.030
Well, I did a lot of walking around and shit

00:40:15.030 --> 00:40:19.449
that day. Are you sure there's... Jesus, man.

00:40:19.570 --> 00:40:21.750
I mean, you're a real fucking barn burner, you

00:40:21.750 --> 00:40:25.510
know that? Thanks. Fuck, I forgot what we were

00:40:25.510 --> 00:40:28.670
talking about, because Larry interjected his

00:40:28.670 --> 00:40:32.449
bug story. I want to give a shout out to my next

00:40:32.449 --> 00:40:35.489
door neighbor, Roxanne, who's got a... Roxanne!

00:40:35.889 --> 00:40:37.369
Beautiful! Beautiful! She's a great neighbor.

00:40:37.710 --> 00:40:40.369
She gave me a beautiful guitar today. It's for

00:40:40.369 --> 00:40:41.929
the sting. All right, no, no, no, no. We're not

00:40:41.929 --> 00:40:43.929
doing Larry's autistic time. Come on, sit down.

00:40:43.949 --> 00:40:45.730
What are you doing, man? Just because we have

00:40:45.730 --> 00:40:48.050
a lull for three seconds, you got to get autistic.

00:40:48.150 --> 00:40:50.010
Thank you, Roxanne. I love it. Yeah, thank you,

00:40:50.150 --> 00:40:51.789
Roxanne. That's great. It's a beautiful epiphone.

00:40:51.789 --> 00:40:54.070
That is really nice, yeah. It's got it, guys.

00:40:54.110 --> 00:40:56.639
So then... That's the funny thing also they came

00:40:56.639 --> 00:41:05.210
out to me Did you see that thing about Charlie

00:41:05.210 --> 00:41:07.190
Sheen that came out? No, he's broke or something.

00:41:07.349 --> 00:41:08.570
What happened? No, he was banging dudes when

00:41:08.570 --> 00:41:10.469
he was smoking crack. Oh, yeah, of course he

00:41:10.469 --> 00:41:13.110
was. You're sick. You're sick, dude. Everybody's

00:41:13.110 --> 00:41:16.909
like... It's a big deal, yeah. He raped a little

00:41:16.909 --> 00:41:19.989
boy, too, one day on the set somewhere. Yeah,

00:41:19.989 --> 00:41:22.190
from Lucas. Whatever it was. Corey Hayne. Yeah,

00:41:22.190 --> 00:41:23.969
a little boy, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

00:41:24.530 --> 00:41:27.510
Shout out to Corey Feldman. We're huge fans of

00:41:27.510 --> 00:41:31.369
Feldog. Charlie Sheens. Half of us are. He's

00:41:31.369 --> 00:41:33.780
a fucking little demon, man. He's possessed by

00:41:33.780 --> 00:41:37.800
demons and shit. What's that? He's demonized,

00:41:37.860 --> 00:41:40.820
demonized. What is? These Hollywood people, they

00:41:40.820 --> 00:41:42.219
all go... Well, they gotta sell their soul eventually.

00:41:42.219 --> 00:41:44.360
Right, they're all... Especially if you're fucking...

00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:46.340
Possessed by something. What do you call it?

00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:49.480
Like a generational actor, because his dad...

00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:51.880
Oh yeah, the whole, yes, of course, right. Emilio?

00:41:52.019 --> 00:41:55.219
Yeah, yeah. Okay, so now it's like, okay, you

00:41:55.219 --> 00:41:57.900
had dudes when you were smoking crack. What else

00:41:57.900 --> 00:42:00.510
do you think you were doing? What else was it

00:42:00.510 --> 00:42:03.150
depravity now you're coming out and saying that

00:42:03.150 --> 00:42:05.110
because you've been accused of touching kids.

00:42:05.489 --> 00:42:08.190
Yeah Yeah, we just talked about it with the car.

00:42:08.190 --> 00:42:11.530
He was full of that. Oh, that's child molestation

00:42:11.530 --> 00:42:14.809
thing. Yeah What's that? Yeah, I thought they

00:42:14.809 --> 00:42:19.389
were the same age who? Fucking Charlie Sheen

00:42:19.389 --> 00:42:24.659
and that dude. No No, he was a lot younger but

00:42:24.659 --> 00:42:27.239
there's fell dog goes in the spirit when he went

00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:30.139
on the view they man they berated him and he

00:42:30.139 --> 00:42:32.019
was saying all this stuff and Barbara Walters

00:42:32.019 --> 00:42:34.780
because he's like all these pedos are in Hollywood

00:42:34.780 --> 00:42:37.559
right and they're like how dare you say that

00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:39.900
and they're all friends are like Harvey Weinstein

00:42:39.900 --> 00:42:42.119
sure well yeah but they're trying to protect

00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:47.380
him and fucking you know who else knows fucking

00:42:50.210 --> 00:42:52.929
It's disgusting what they do. It's the gay shit

00:42:52.929 --> 00:42:57.730
they fucking do for whatever reason. It's all

00:42:57.730 --> 00:43:01.449
ritualistic sex, bringing these demons in and

00:43:01.449 --> 00:43:03.389
apparently it's supposed to help them. I don't

00:43:03.389 --> 00:43:08.650
know, you really think it even works? They can't

00:43:08.650 --> 00:43:10.409
give credit to their own brains even, you know

00:43:10.409 --> 00:43:13.750
what I mean? I mean, they just can't, you know,

00:43:13.949 --> 00:43:15.969
how great is art? They're producing. They need

00:43:15.969 --> 00:43:18.889
to summon demons to get an idea. Well, I mean,

00:43:18.989 --> 00:43:22.230
come on. Well, no, so they're so guaranteed success.

00:43:22.369 --> 00:43:25.030
Oh, I see. But still talk about how it's like

00:43:25.030 --> 00:43:28.500
the Internet is like. Dead after sir, you know

00:43:28.500 --> 00:43:30.219
what I mean? I know we don't dead internet theory

00:43:30.219 --> 00:43:32.219
and shit Yeah, I like to try to look stuff up

00:43:32.219 --> 00:43:34.599
and try to find it It's right and hard to find

00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:36.860
like they're taking away all the old shit. Oh,

00:43:36.940 --> 00:43:39.900
yes. Yes slowly just With all this yes faking

00:43:39.900 --> 00:43:42.659
shit, you're gonna exactly it's like there man.

00:43:42.699 --> 00:43:45.559
They're really the siap is really Oh, yeah, right.

00:43:45.860 --> 00:43:48.699
Oh, yes from all fucking way ridiculous. Well

00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:51.639
It's not even ridiculous we're letting it happen.

00:43:51.820 --> 00:43:54.119
They'll be saying the same thing when they find

00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:58.079
the remains of this society in a million years.

00:43:58.199 --> 00:43:59.940
They'll say they're all gay. Almost like they're

00:43:59.940 --> 00:44:01.460
trying to destroy the fucking thing, just like

00:44:01.460 --> 00:44:03.280
the Romans. Yeah, that's what happens. There's

00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:07.519
no more fucking kids. Exactly. That's what they're

00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:11.059
trying to do. They destroyed the family life.

00:44:11.260 --> 00:44:13.199
They made it just ridiculous and too expensive

00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:16.860
to even have a family. It's like they let it

00:44:16.860 --> 00:44:24.559
happen. And what are they going to do? We backed

00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:26.960
ourselves into this gay corner that we can't

00:44:26.960 --> 00:44:29.360
back out of. We're just going to keep on pushing

00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:31.599
us and pushing us. Next week on the Larry and

00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:33.699
Neil show, I'm going to have a special piece

00:44:33.699 --> 00:44:37.760
to break down when the country went to shit.

00:44:38.380 --> 00:44:40.860
I don't want to just start barking out the facts

00:44:40.860 --> 00:44:43.099
that I know now because they're all jumbled in

00:44:43.099 --> 00:44:45.980
my head because I'm going to fuck up. I'm gonna

00:44:45.980 --> 00:44:48.960
have a concise thing written down next week to

00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:51.599
break down how this country went to fucking shit.

00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:58.519
It all happened in 1912. No, don't even get into

00:44:58.519 --> 00:44:59.960
it now, because I'm going to have a good one.

00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:01.599
But you see, you looked at me. I know what it's

00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:03.760
like. I'm going to have a good one. You fuckass.

00:45:04.260 --> 00:45:06.619
You're like, I'm going to blow your tits back.

00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:09.079
And give me like two seconds and I can figure

00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:11.960
it out. No, no. Because there's a lot of things

00:45:11.960 --> 00:45:15.679
happening. I know, I know. Fucking big, big,

00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:17.679
long list. And I don't want to leave anything

00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:19.780
out. I don't want to leave anything out. Oh my

00:45:19.780 --> 00:45:21.760
god. You see that one thing about the Titanic?

00:45:22.099 --> 00:45:23.840
The guys that were on it and why it was sunk?

00:45:24.059 --> 00:45:27.219
What? The Titanic, yeah. They were against the

00:45:27.219 --> 00:45:29.920
Federal Reserve. Yes, yeah. Yeah, it was a giant

00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:32.300
plot. The Three Richest Guys. Yeah. Well, there

00:45:32.300 --> 00:45:36.420
was supposed to be four. But of course, JP Morgan

00:45:36.420 --> 00:45:39.019
got off. Yes, right. The only guy that lived

00:45:39.019 --> 00:45:41.260
made all the money. But yeah, we're not going

00:45:41.260 --> 00:45:41.739
to talk about that now. And if you're going to

00:45:41.739 --> 00:45:43.619
do Federal Reserve shit, then I'm going to co

00:45:43.619 --> 00:45:45.440
-owner you with the Rothschild's Bank, then.

00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:47.239
We're going to fucking talk about all of it,

00:45:47.619 --> 00:45:49.639
but the thing is, is I want to get it written

00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:52.300
down first. Shit, man. Shut the fuck up. Okay,

00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:54.719
here's what happened. No, no, no, no, no. No,

00:45:54.820 --> 00:45:57.000
listen, this is a good story. The lady that gave

00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:59.320
me the guitar, here's what happened one night.

00:45:59.539 --> 00:46:04.199
I had a whole bunch of blow. And Mark lived here,

00:46:04.340 --> 00:46:06.579
and Mary was coming over. It was before we were

00:46:06.579 --> 00:46:10.500
married. And I just had a whole bunch of it on

00:46:10.500 --> 00:46:12.480
a plate. And we were all hanging out in here.

00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.840
And we would just randomly go in there and do

00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:16.840
a line. Remember that night, Mark? Yeah, she

00:46:16.840 --> 00:46:20.199
saw me doing coke. So then the next morning,

00:46:20.260 --> 00:46:22.639
she goes to me, hey, Joe. We know how drugs work.

00:46:23.860 --> 00:46:27.159
Anyways, the next morning, Roxanne goes over

00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:29.480
to me. And she's like, hey, I want to talk to

00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:31.809
you. And I'm like, hey, what's up? She's like,

00:46:31.949 --> 00:46:34.869
I watched you and your roommate and your girlfriend

00:46:34.869 --> 00:46:37.210
with the long... Kiss. I watched you and that

00:46:37.210 --> 00:46:39.809
blonde -haired guy that's your roommate and your

00:46:39.809 --> 00:46:42.349
girlfriend with the long black hair do coke all

00:46:42.349 --> 00:46:45.329
night. And I'm like, oh, you weren't. And she

00:46:45.329 --> 00:46:49.010
goes, no, listen. I saw right in your room from

00:46:49.010 --> 00:46:51.010
my kitchen. I watched you. She's like, I got

00:46:51.010 --> 00:46:53.269
a 17 -year -old son. I don't want him to get

00:46:53.269 --> 00:46:55.349
ideas. Could you please get a curtain? And I'm

00:46:55.349 --> 00:46:58.269
like, oh, OK, I'm sorry. And I come back, and

00:46:58.269 --> 00:47:04.179
I tell Mary and Mark. And I'm like, man, Roxanne

00:47:04.179 --> 00:47:07.179
saw us doing blow all night. And Mark jumps underneath

00:47:07.179 --> 00:47:10.500
the picnic table and hides from her. Outside?

00:47:10.780 --> 00:47:13.420
Yeah, because we were outside in the backyard

00:47:13.420 --> 00:47:16.500
when she called me over. After she already saw

00:47:16.500 --> 00:47:17.880
us the whole night, he jumped out of the kitchen

00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:20.699
table. I don't know about this. Maybe he had

00:47:20.699 --> 00:47:24.219
some real tweaker shit. Yeah, I don't know. He

00:47:24.219 --> 00:47:25.820
totally did. Hey, the cops are here. Are you

00:47:25.820 --> 00:47:27.980
hiding under our bench? It's possible. It was

00:47:27.980 --> 00:47:30.119
hilarious. Like nobody can see you? Me and Mary

00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:32.440
were fucking dying. I'm like, dude, she already

00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:35.940
seen us last night. She's over with. She fucking

00:47:35.940 --> 00:47:41.000
already ID'd you. She said, yeah, you three.

00:47:41.099 --> 00:47:47.559
We were sitting in the backyard. But then also

00:47:47.559 --> 00:47:49.079
she's so cool. It sounds fucking horrible. But

00:47:49.079 --> 00:47:51.559
she's so cool though. It really does. Even after

00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:54.179
that incident, every time her underage son would

00:47:54.179 --> 00:47:57.539
get caught with beer. She would give it to me.

00:47:57.579 --> 00:48:03.340
Do you like Budweiser? Sure. Remember that? The

00:48:03.340 --> 00:48:06.380
kid was a partier. They would fucking go on vacation

00:48:06.380 --> 00:48:09.300
and Norm was real strict too. His dad, listen

00:48:09.300 --> 00:48:11.699
though, but this kid would throw fucking bangers.

00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:14.920
This kid would throw bangers at like 200 kids

00:48:14.920 --> 00:48:17.380
and I'd be like, he's gonna get his ass kicked.

00:48:18.199 --> 00:48:20.219
And then I would get a case of beer or something

00:48:20.219 --> 00:48:23.760
afterwards. Here hundred people. Well, no, but

00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:26.460
just whatever Yeah, whatever's left and fucking

00:48:26.460 --> 00:48:29.059
and also, you know any time he would get caught

00:48:29.059 --> 00:48:33.280
with your child Give it to them they confiscate

00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:36.079
it. Well from the party kids some child bought

00:48:36.079 --> 00:48:39.300
it or they yeah or you know Her son would just

00:48:39.300 --> 00:48:45.320
have beer. I got y 'all Randy My god, I was gonna

00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:49.320
kick his ass cuz I could see the party right

00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:52.550
next door. They can see you Enjoying some marching

00:48:52.550 --> 00:48:54.730
powder. I'm sure they could yeah, I could see

00:48:54.730 --> 00:48:58.789
the party. Yeah It's fucking hilarious, man.

00:48:59.030 --> 00:49:02.010
It was crazy, dude All right, so then fucking

00:49:02.010 --> 00:49:04.909
down Danforth again your car. So what happened

00:49:04.909 --> 00:49:06.869
with your car? Yeah, let's talk about your car

00:49:06.869 --> 00:49:10.050
car The one you know the fucking rental. Oh so

00:49:10.050 --> 00:49:12.599
filthy No, not even that because of the chicken

00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:14.800
genes. No, let's talk about getting your injuries.

00:49:14.900 --> 00:49:16.780
Oh, the girl hit me. She was a nice college girl,

00:49:16.940 --> 00:49:19.280
I think. She was only 20 years old. So what happened

00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:20.920
here? You still got her tied up in your room.

00:49:23.460 --> 00:49:26.679
They haven't reported her missing yet. She hasn't

00:49:26.679 --> 00:49:30.099
been reported missing. You keep jacking every

00:49:30.099 --> 00:49:32.760
day. No, it was a Chevy... That's what's trying

00:49:32.760 --> 00:49:35.039
to get him busted. Well, a little more Chevy

00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:37.489
SUV type thing, not the... Tahoe is it? Whatever.

00:49:37.690 --> 00:49:38.750
I don't even know. No, we're talking about what

00:49:38.750 --> 00:49:40.650
happened to your car. Yeah, she ran to me. I

00:49:40.650 --> 00:49:43.210
was on delivery. I was on delivery for the restaurant.

00:49:43.309 --> 00:49:45.789
And then you nodded out. No, no, no. She hit

00:49:45.789 --> 00:49:48.989
me, dude. I remember sitting in a red light and

00:49:48.989 --> 00:49:51.190
just waiting at a red light. Masturbating. Passing

00:49:51.190 --> 00:49:54.650
the school. I hear, eh, bam! You know, right

00:49:54.650 --> 00:50:00.130
behind me. I'm like, fuck! Shit! Fuck! We were

00:50:00.130 --> 00:50:03.690
on Oak Park Avenue just before Lake Street. Fuck.

00:50:04.070 --> 00:50:06.440
And, uh... She just ran right into your ass?

00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:09.440
Yeah. I said, what are you going to do, nodding

00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:13.900
out? You should have hit her. No, I don't want

00:50:13.900 --> 00:50:16.659
the cops there. And who knows this girl probably

00:50:16.659 --> 00:50:18.519
already has tickets or who knows how many, you

00:50:18.519 --> 00:50:21.139
know, who knows what, she's a young girl. I said,

00:50:21.219 --> 00:50:22.940
hey, look, let's just exchange information and

00:50:22.940 --> 00:50:24.579
take pictures of our shit and get the fuck out

00:50:24.579 --> 00:50:26.480
of here. Was she cute? Yeah, she was kind of

00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.409
cute. Don't let Larry knows where she lives.

00:50:31.150 --> 00:50:37.170
I got her address and ID. I had delivery in the

00:50:37.170 --> 00:50:39.650
car to take. I started to get this food to the

00:50:39.650 --> 00:50:41.710
home. Why do you have an extension ladder on

00:50:41.710 --> 00:50:47.309
your car? I took it and got out of there. As

00:50:47.309 --> 00:50:48.989
I was driving back from the order, she was still

00:50:48.989 --> 00:50:51.050
sitting there because of her car. was leaking

00:50:51.050 --> 00:50:53.309
antifreeze, so she had to shut it off. She was

00:50:53.309 --> 00:50:55.230
waiting for her tow truck. So you just didn't

00:50:55.230 --> 00:50:58.869
want to face the cops? No, I didn't want to face

00:50:58.869 --> 00:51:00.969
the cops. I had to get the fucking order to the

00:51:00.969 --> 00:51:03.590
thing and plus write. Yeah. Who knows? You had

00:51:03.590 --> 00:51:06.889
all that Colombian car blow on you. What are

00:51:06.889 --> 00:51:09.130
you going to fucking do to me? Exactly. I don't

00:51:09.130 --> 00:51:10.889
want no cops. You got to keep that shit hidden.

00:51:11.030 --> 00:51:16.150
No fucking cops. Spoken like a true criminal.

00:51:17.489 --> 00:51:20.469
I don't even have warrants. anything about anyone

00:51:20.469 --> 00:51:23.289
I see one deal well actually hello are you sure

00:51:23.289 --> 00:51:25.469
you don't have any well I got much I'm pretty

00:51:25.469 --> 00:51:28.750
sure I mean I just don't need to be Anything

00:51:28.750 --> 00:51:30.570
to do with any cops and maybe the girl too, you

00:51:30.570 --> 00:51:33.909
know Yeah, I knew this fucking cop. He was a

00:51:33.909 --> 00:51:35.989
musician. He'd come into the music store I worked

00:51:35.989 --> 00:51:37.949
at and he wanted to befriend me and I just he

00:51:37.949 --> 00:51:40.889
was a cool guy and shit But he but he was a cop

00:51:40.889 --> 00:51:43.429
man, and I would smell like weed and he'd say

00:51:43.429 --> 00:51:45.590
oh you're smoking Yeah break and I'd be like,

00:51:45.809 --> 00:51:48.349
oh, no, I wasn't I would never fucking He would

00:51:48.349 --> 00:51:50.550
take me out to lunch and pay for it sometimes

00:51:50.550 --> 00:51:52.869
but I would never fucking get high. Did he show

00:51:52.869 --> 00:51:59.349
you the handcuff trick? No He was a psycho. Yeah.

00:51:59.349 --> 00:52:02.110
You know, sounds like he's taking children. He

00:52:02.110 --> 00:52:05.469
was my age. Oh, you know, he was a Roselle cop.

00:52:05.510 --> 00:52:09.929
And then later he went crazy and fucking he fucking

00:52:09.929 --> 00:52:14.030
man. I mean, his wife retarded. This is strong.

00:52:14.469 --> 00:52:17.750
And you really. Yeah, it really is. Really? You

00:52:17.750 --> 00:52:21.070
know, I'm sorry. He went nuts, man. He went crazy.

00:52:21.170 --> 00:52:23.210
He got kicked off the police. Was he all jacked?

00:52:23.780 --> 00:52:30.119
Yeah, he's probably on Roy. Yeah Oh my god, I

00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:32.659
know how you won in the force right I watch on

00:52:32.659 --> 00:52:34.599
YouTube all these cops. He got these tattoos

00:52:34.599 --> 00:52:37.159
like What's wrong with this guy dude, you know

00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:39.579
the chicks especially do they really think they're

00:52:39.579 --> 00:52:41.119
tough? Well, I'll tell you what the girl that

00:52:41.119 --> 00:52:43.860
helped me eat at the EMT and she had tattoos

00:52:43.860 --> 00:52:46.400
and she was cute Yeah, she was very very nice.

00:52:46.500 --> 00:52:49.440
Right and she helped me probably saved me. Yeah,

00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:52.739
my nephew's at EMT We talked about that in Milwaukee.

00:52:53.179 --> 00:52:55.880
So the tattoos is just a fashion thing now It's

00:52:55.880 --> 00:52:58.559
like putting on a bracelet. We talked about that

00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:00.659
with the dude the comedian I heard where he was

00:53:00.659 --> 00:53:02.900
like you could tell how much a girl's been molested

00:53:02.900 --> 00:53:07.179
by tattoos I know by how high they go. They go

00:53:07.179 --> 00:53:09.840
up to her neck and her face. She's been f**ked

00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.559
by her dad. She's been passed around like a freaking

00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:18.820
joint. It's just horrible to see. She's absolutely

00:53:18.820 --> 00:53:21.019
correct, right? Every time I see someone tattoo,

00:53:21.019 --> 00:53:22.400
I'm like, what the f**k happened to you? Well,

00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.679
too many of them. Right. If there's not even

00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:28.340
one and it's kind of artsy, I get it. But when

00:53:28.340 --> 00:53:30.500
you got a bunch of s**t all over yourself, what

00:53:30.500 --> 00:53:31.860
the f**k is wrong with you? Did I ever tell you

00:53:31.860 --> 00:53:34.659
I dated a girl that had a lotus f**k? tattooed

00:53:34.659 --> 00:53:37.300
on her vagina? No, it's kind of interesting.

00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:42.519
She was a hardcore gambler, too. Wow. Man. Obviously,

00:53:42.659 --> 00:53:44.940
she's gambling or getting a tattoo on her pussy.

00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:47.579
Dude, it was like a fucking lotus flower, because

00:53:47.579 --> 00:53:50.119
it's deadly, which is the craziest thing ever.

00:53:50.599 --> 00:53:53.619
But she loved the fucking gamble. And she played

00:53:53.619 --> 00:53:55.880
slots. Slots, yeah. And she would drink. They

00:53:55.880 --> 00:53:57.460
loved that shit. They'd sit there and get drunk

00:53:57.460 --> 00:53:59.940
and play this fucking... She would pull a knife

00:53:59.940 --> 00:54:06.949
and you could fucking say, hallelujah. You can

00:54:06.949 --> 00:54:08.909
turn your back on her sometimes I don't want

00:54:08.909 --> 00:54:11.369
to start talking about the people I know but

00:54:11.369 --> 00:54:14.250
you always do anyways and your name their names

00:54:14.250 --> 00:54:19.670
You can just say these people I know how much

00:54:19.670 --> 00:54:22.050
are they gamble what's their problem Joe? Yeah,

00:54:22.050 --> 00:54:24.309
we don't know anything about that. It's not the

00:54:24.309 --> 00:54:27.050
gambling. I'm talking about tattoos. Oh, okay.

00:54:27.050 --> 00:54:30.070
Well, whatever listen, it's all fucking It's

00:54:30.070 --> 00:54:31.849
all craziness. Well, it's like what kind of people

00:54:31.849 --> 00:54:33.590
won't let you get tattoos and then get buried

00:54:33.590 --> 00:54:38.150
in their fucking cemetery, right? What? Jews.

00:54:38.730 --> 00:54:42.489
You can't have a tattoo? I don't know. Supposedly

00:54:42.489 --> 00:54:44.309
you can. Supposedly, yes. I don't know. I've

00:54:44.309 --> 00:54:45.949
heard from people that... I've been to Jewish

00:54:45.949 --> 00:54:49.269
funerals though and I'll tell you what's real

00:54:49.269 --> 00:54:53.039
interesting. The idea is they have a giant fucking

00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:57.340
mound of dirt where, you know, where the body's

00:54:57.340 --> 00:54:59.519
going to go into the hole and it's on a big sheet

00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:02.920
of plywood, of course. Sheets, actually. And

00:55:02.920 --> 00:55:06.019
then they use shekels to throw the dirt in. No,

00:55:06.099 --> 00:55:10.119
no. Each person at the funeral. shovels the dirt

00:55:10.119 --> 00:55:13.519
in. It's the only labor they've ever done. A

00:55:13.519 --> 00:55:16.059
few scoops, and then... Come on, this way they

00:55:16.059 --> 00:55:18.960
don't have to pay a crew. This is real puff crowd

00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:20.059
tonight, I'm telling you. You don't have to pay

00:55:20.059 --> 00:55:21.880
a crew like that. It's just cheaper that way.

00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:24.119
Everyone scoops the dirt. Exactly. And not only

00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:25.900
that, though, listen. But I was gonna make another...

00:55:25.900 --> 00:55:29.300
Y 'all gotta bury them. So by the time it's done

00:55:29.300 --> 00:55:31.699
the thing is done and yeah the Mexican guys at

00:55:31.699 --> 00:55:39.199
the end only have a few scoops They're like six

00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:41.480
million times the rabbi says something like,

00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:43.900
you know This is the last favor you could do

00:55:43.900 --> 00:55:46.619
for someone that shows you it's unselfish favor

00:55:46.619 --> 00:55:50.000
because it can't be paid back. Oh My god, you

00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:52.440
put all your sins in a chicken and beat it to

00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:59.280
death Is that what they do? Yes I'm not lying.

00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:03.980
I get it, man. I can see how that could be done.

00:56:04.260 --> 00:56:06.480
Makes sense to me. They literally slaughter it

00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:07.780
or some of them beat it. Right. There's got to

00:56:07.780 --> 00:56:09.579
be a sacrifice here. I understand. Because that's

00:56:09.579 --> 00:56:11.559
just the best way to be... We've got to swing

00:56:11.559 --> 00:56:13.659
it by the feet and beat it to death. Obviously

00:56:13.659 --> 00:56:15.760
don't want to do it by the head. Makes plenty

00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:17.880
of sense to me. I'm surprised they don't just

00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:20.320
have their way with it. You can beat by anything

00:56:20.320 --> 00:56:22.440
if you want your wishes to come true. Beating

00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:25.219
anything will help. It's not wishes, dude. That

00:56:25.219 --> 00:56:30.019
would even mean wish your sins. Yeah. No, I don't

00:56:30.019 --> 00:56:31.960
know what you mean. It's not like a genie, like

00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:35.280
a magic chicken. Like a magic chicken. Every

00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:40.679
time you hit it, you get a wish. That's the same

00:56:40.679 --> 00:56:43.699
thing. The more you beat this thing, you'll get

00:56:43.699 --> 00:56:46.139
into your desires. No, it absolves you of your

00:56:46.139 --> 00:56:48.800
sins. So you transfer your sins into a chicken

00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:51.000
and then this guy beats you. Right, like the

00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:52.579
goat. They let a goat out and do that too. They

00:56:52.579 --> 00:56:54.579
put the sins of the village in the goat. They

00:56:54.579 --> 00:56:56.400
put the goat in the woods or some shit. Is this

00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:58.440
a Muslim country? No, they're Jewish. They do

00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:00.079
this too with the goat. On a certain day with

00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:00.940
the goat. Some guy would have sex with it and

00:57:00.940 --> 00:57:02.579
now he's got everybody's sins set up. Well, Jesus

00:57:02.579 --> 00:57:08.380
in the Bible, he... I can't remember the guy's

00:57:08.380 --> 00:57:10.860
name, but he took the sins. He took the legions

00:57:10.860 --> 00:57:13.480
of demons. Yeah, right. The pigs. They went over

00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:17.960
the cliff. I mean, he also kicked the money traders

00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:22.679
out of the temple. Oh, wow. But yeah, that's

00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:24.920
what they do, man. Who's that? The Jews. What

00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:27.940
do they do? Put their sins on things and sacrifice

00:57:27.940 --> 00:57:30.940
a thing. Well, they circumvent gods also. Right.

00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:34.900
I don't know if that's what they still do. What?

00:57:35.210 --> 00:57:37.789
Kill chickens. Yeah, they want to start again.

00:57:37.789 --> 00:57:39.349
That's why they're building the temple. Well,

00:57:39.349 --> 00:57:45.289
they're doing the shit second They said it happened,

00:57:45.289 --> 00:57:48.650
but here's the thing. You can't rush God's plan

00:57:48.650 --> 00:57:52.469
What do you mean? Just cuz they do their little

00:57:52.469 --> 00:57:55.889
theater, right? It's God's plan rush God's plan,

00:57:55.889 --> 00:57:59.300
right? But that's what they want to do They're

00:57:59.300 --> 00:58:01.000
trying. They want the Antichrist to come. It

00:58:01.000 --> 00:58:03.400
is what they want to do, but it's not up to them.

00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:05.760
That's the thing. They think they have the fucking

00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:10.039
power. They're the chosen ones. I mean, oh, hey.

00:58:11.139 --> 00:58:14.360
There's even a part in Ezekiel where the guy

00:58:14.360 --> 00:58:18.460
says he's going to... The army that attacks eventually

00:58:18.460 --> 00:58:20.579
kick the whole thing off. It won't be like Russia

00:58:20.579 --> 00:58:22.239
or the major country, but it'll be one of their

00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:27.179
little allies. Paphos and Ezekiel says that he'll

00:58:27.179 --> 00:58:30.539
put hooks in their jaws to turn them to start

00:58:30.539 --> 00:58:34.079
this war. God will actually start it. Making

00:58:34.079 --> 00:58:37.280
this army actually do it. He's going to make

00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:39.420
them. So right, exactly on his time. It's up

00:58:39.420 --> 00:58:43.159
to God. But he will make this army attack, kick

00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:46.400
this thing off, the Armageddon. It says right

00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:49.960
there, it's a prophecy. It is written. It's written

00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:53.059
to put my hooks in your jaws to turn you to start

00:58:53.059 --> 00:58:54.599
the war some shit with the print. The problem

00:58:54.599 --> 00:58:56.579
is it's written in two different places. It's

00:58:56.579 --> 00:58:59.800
written in multiple and attack through religions.

00:59:00.179 --> 00:59:02.570
It's like, which one do you believe? Do you believe

00:59:02.570 --> 00:59:04.469
the people that are trying to force it? Do you

00:59:04.469 --> 00:59:07.050
believe the people that say the prophecy shall

00:59:07.050 --> 00:59:09.130
come? No, no, no. The prophecy is the prophecy.

00:59:10.010 --> 00:59:13.170
It's happening regardless. Yeah, it only happened.

00:59:13.369 --> 00:59:15.630
The prophecy has been made and it's written and

00:59:15.630 --> 00:59:17.670
it's going to happen on God's time. I'm saying

00:59:17.670 --> 00:59:21.289
it needs to be fulfilled by God. Okay? So what

00:59:21.289 --> 00:59:24.130
do you believe? Do you believe the people that

00:59:24.130 --> 00:59:26.909
want to force the prophecy or do you believe

00:59:26.909 --> 00:59:29.050
the people that want to wait for the prophecy?

00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:32.659
I believe the people that want to wait. Okay,

00:59:32.760 --> 00:59:34.679
obviously, yeah, but then what happens when the

00:59:34.679 --> 00:59:39.300
people that force it... They might come and slaughter

00:59:39.300 --> 00:59:42.199
and kill, but it's not gonna be the actual fucking

00:59:42.199 --> 00:59:44.179
thing. All the shit that's written down is probably

00:59:44.179 --> 00:59:46.099
fake, you know? It's been fucking transferred

00:59:46.099 --> 00:59:48.940
to so many avenues, and so many hands, and people

00:59:48.940 --> 00:59:51.900
have touched it, and there's thousands and thousands

00:59:51.900 --> 00:59:54.320
and thousands, because everybody says the timeline

00:59:54.320 --> 00:59:57.099
of the Earth is thrown off, everything is older

00:59:57.099 --> 00:59:59.579
than we think it is. But who made that up? How

00:59:59.579 --> 01:00:01.260
could it be carried along like this and made

01:00:01.260 --> 01:00:03.760
up in such a fashion that it was not? No, here's

01:00:03.760 --> 01:00:07.760
what it is. It's not made up. The Earth is about

01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:10.380
six and a half thousand years old. Six and a

01:00:10.380 --> 01:00:14.039
half thousand? Yeah. The timeline is - That's

01:00:14.039 --> 01:00:16.139
what you believe or that's what they say? Yeah,

01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:18.739
this is what I believe. And then the other thing

01:00:18.739 --> 01:00:23.820
is the timeline, you're right. Things went back

01:00:23.820 --> 01:00:26.500
a lot further than they tell us. We were civilized

01:00:26.500 --> 01:00:29.519
a lot sooner than they let us believe. That's

01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:32.380
the part that's the big lie. All the caveman

01:00:32.380 --> 01:00:35.199
shit. Right, exactly. That's the part that's

01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:40.940
a lie. Right. These egypteses are huge. That's

01:00:40.940 --> 01:00:43.079
the lie. That's the big lie. There's already

01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:45.280
a technological civilization. That's what Satan

01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:46.780
wants to believe. But this is why I don't believe

01:00:46.780 --> 01:00:49.880
any of that bullshit. They're like... Dinosaurs.

01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:53.219
They make a dinosaur, they find one fucking bone.

01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:55.480
It's not even a dinosaur bone, it's a Nephilim

01:00:55.480 --> 01:00:58.679
giant bone. Right, they're giant bones. And they

01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:02.119
make these creatures to lie to us. It's a giant

01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:05.099
lie. They just made up all this shit. Yeah, dinosaurs

01:01:05.099 --> 01:01:07.320
are bullshit. Woofers love dinosaurs. I love

01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:10.340
them too. When I was his age, man, between the

01:01:10.340 --> 01:01:13.000
age of like five and ten. Oh, dinosaurs are great.

01:01:13.340 --> 01:01:15.340
It's awesome. And you believe the whole story.

01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:16.420
You believe the whole thing. It indoctrinated

01:01:16.420 --> 01:01:18.260
you to believe it, yeah. You believe the whole

01:01:18.260 --> 01:01:19.539
thing when you're a kid. It just makes perfect

01:01:19.539 --> 01:01:21.139
sense. I went to the museum, looked at the skeletons

01:01:21.139 --> 01:01:23.820
and said, wow. We're going through space like

01:01:23.820 --> 01:01:27.920
this. Spinning six different ways. Come on. Such

01:01:27.920 --> 01:01:30.340
bullshit. But then also when you think about

01:01:30.340 --> 01:01:33.590
it then it's like, I believe what the Bible says.

01:01:33.750 --> 01:01:35.050
We're going to do this, and we're going to do

01:01:35.050 --> 01:01:36.389
that, and then all of a sudden it's like, hey,

01:01:36.409 --> 01:01:38.710
we're going to wheel this TV out in front of

01:01:38.710 --> 01:01:41.050
you guys, and we're going to watch this spaceship

01:01:41.050 --> 01:01:44.289
take off. That was nuts, man. And then it blows

01:01:44.289 --> 01:01:46.750
up in front of every child in the whole United

01:01:46.750 --> 01:01:48.809
States. I saw the news, I heard it, it showed

01:01:48.809 --> 01:01:51.590
it in school. I was like, fuck, man. Every person

01:01:51.590 --> 01:01:54.949
in the world or, you know, in the United States

01:01:54.949 --> 01:01:59.480
sees it. Oops. That was listening. No shirt,

01:01:59.579 --> 01:02:01.599
Nick was still in high school and I was out of

01:02:01.599 --> 01:02:04.239
high school. I was a little kid. I know, but

01:02:04.239 --> 01:02:06.820
I talked to my mom because it was my brother's

01:02:06.820 --> 01:02:08.639
birthday. I said, let him stay home from school

01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:11.460
so we can get high. And she's like, OK. And so

01:02:11.460 --> 01:02:13.880
we're watching the fucking space thing right

01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:18.840
now. And it blows up. We're high five. Yeah,

01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:21.760
OK. You're at home. I got to go to fucking math

01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:25.159
class now. You know what? You're getting high

01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:28.320
at home with your brother. You know, they're

01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:30.480
like, all right, let's go and fucking run around

01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:33.039
and shit. Well, you think you have a day off?

01:02:33.039 --> 01:02:34.860
Now you got to step down to school? All the kids

01:02:34.860 --> 01:02:37.519
were sad, huh? Well, but it's just, what do you

01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:39.840
expect? Shocking. You built it up for fucking

01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:43.000
weeks. You know, they only did it to show there

01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:44.719
was a crash. They wouldn't have put it on if

01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:45.840
it wasn't going to blow up. All they talk about

01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:51.280
is a female teacher astronaut fucking all these

01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:55.519
people that are going to go up into space. It's

01:02:55.519 --> 01:02:57.880
going to be beautiful. It's the first time they're

01:02:57.880 --> 01:02:59.139
doing this. And then you look into the rubber

01:02:59.139 --> 01:03:01.980
room. They call it the rubber room underneath

01:03:01.980 --> 01:03:04.760
the shuttle. And it's an evacuation system that

01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:06.980
if they have a problem on the launch pad, shoots

01:03:06.980 --> 01:03:09.039
you into this chamber and you can look into it.

01:03:09.059 --> 01:03:11.429
They actually have stuff. It puts you down a

01:03:11.429 --> 01:03:12.829
thing, and then you're down in a room way underground.

01:03:12.849 --> 01:03:14.789
It shoots you into a fucking, like you go down

01:03:14.789 --> 01:03:17.989
a huge slide. Really? Into a rubber room. So

01:03:17.989 --> 01:03:20.090
they don't even do anything? No. In case it blows

01:03:20.090 --> 01:03:22.130
up, something's gonna go wrong. At the launch

01:03:22.130 --> 01:03:24.590
pad if it blows up. Oh, okay. It can go high.

01:03:24.630 --> 01:03:25.650
So then they launched it. But that's probably

01:03:25.650 --> 01:03:28.210
what they do with every single one of them. Exactly.

01:03:28.590 --> 01:03:30.449
Shooting these things into the fucking ocean.

01:03:30.530 --> 01:03:32.849
Right. Well, they don't get past the firmament.

01:03:33.159 --> 01:03:37.699
Right. Right. You can't. Also, if they do these

01:03:37.699 --> 01:03:40.639
guys, people go around and they find that the

01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:44.920
people from this challenger have... are still

01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:47.780
alive, and they find them using their same names.

01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:50.340
Teachers. Teaching in universities, they're looking

01:03:50.340 --> 01:03:53.139
at labs. A black guy said he had a twin brother

01:03:53.139 --> 01:03:55.900
that nobody ever heard of. Sure, sure. You know

01:03:55.900 --> 01:03:57.500
what I mean? Like, that's how sloppy... They

01:03:57.500 --> 01:03:59.800
call out their name, whatever it is. Hey, Julie.

01:03:59.920 --> 01:04:02.239
And then she turns around, and then, you know,

01:04:02.500 --> 01:04:04.800
and she's using, like, Kate now. Yeah, yeah.

01:04:04.860 --> 01:04:07.619
I mean, that was fucking... And then they're

01:04:07.619 --> 01:04:09.539
always like, get the fuck away from me. People

01:04:09.539 --> 01:04:11.500
want to ask them about it. Well, some of them

01:04:11.500 --> 01:04:13.809
are more... But some of them didn't change their

01:04:13.809 --> 01:04:15.449
names. Well, this one bitch was fucking downright...

01:04:15.449 --> 01:04:17.730
But there was another guy, too, but I mean, that's

01:04:17.730 --> 01:04:19.050
obviously... Why can't you just be like, hey,

01:04:19.130 --> 01:04:21.789
that's not me? I'm not that person. Because it

01:04:21.789 --> 01:04:23.650
is him. But I'm just saying that's how much,

01:04:23.650 --> 01:04:26.369
like, humorous and how much, like, narcissists

01:04:26.369 --> 01:04:28.880
these people are. It's like... damn it, and it's

01:04:28.880 --> 01:04:30.400
like, and that's what's so crazy. They're part

01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:32.599
of the big lie. They keep the fucking lie going.

01:04:32.780 --> 01:04:33.920
They're part of the big lie. Just think about

01:04:33.920 --> 01:04:37.659
it, everybody's like, well, if 9 -11, if people

01:04:37.659 --> 01:04:40.739
can't keep a secret for 9 -11, it's like, they

01:04:40.739 --> 01:04:44.309
should be taken to a... Kim Jong Un tied one

01:04:44.309 --> 01:04:47.010
of his rockets and put them all up and let it

01:04:47.010 --> 01:04:49.710
explode. You want to die in a rocket explosion?

01:04:49.889 --> 01:04:53.329
No, they shoot a rocket at you. I know, but those

01:04:53.329 --> 01:04:55.610
people, because they wanted to be astronauts,

01:04:55.750 --> 01:04:58.269
you got to strap them to the thing. I mean, listen,

01:04:59.110 --> 01:05:01.809
it's just funny that they... What the fuck is

01:05:01.809 --> 01:05:04.030
going on, man? What do you mean? I mean, this

01:05:04.030 --> 01:05:05.510
whole thing is shit. I think that shit's gonna

01:05:05.510 --> 01:05:07.949
go eventually... because it's the world here

01:05:07.949 --> 01:05:10.269
all this information to make us realize what's

01:05:10.269 --> 01:05:12.489
going on and then it's like well what can we

01:05:12.489 --> 01:05:16.449
do not too much you know yeah reading fucking

01:05:16.449 --> 01:05:19.349
books and getting oh yeah i mean we're at the

01:05:19.349 --> 01:05:23.889
mercy pretty much you know that's what we really

01:05:23.889 --> 01:05:25.369
want you to do right that's what we're hoping

01:05:25.369 --> 01:05:27.460
you'll do and you know all right That's what

01:05:27.460 --> 01:05:29.019
they're hoping to happen. Turn into a zombie,

01:05:29.619 --> 01:05:33.059
fall in love with an AI fucking girl. If you

01:05:33.059 --> 01:05:38.000
all revolve and attack them, well, I'll just

01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:39.900
get everyone killed, which is all they want.

01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:41.599
I mean, you won't even kick people because you

01:05:41.599 --> 01:05:42.659
have sandals on. No matter what you do, they

01:05:42.659 --> 01:05:44.699
are going to fuck you. I don't want you on my

01:05:44.699 --> 01:05:46.960
crew. What I'm saying, it doesn't matter, dude.

01:05:47.400 --> 01:05:50.000
No matter what we were to do. As soon as this

01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:52.679
boot comes off, the steel toe boots go back on.

01:05:52.739 --> 01:05:55.760
Yeah. Anything we do, though, is... Only help

01:05:55.760 --> 01:05:59.780
them I got anything they they want us all dead

01:05:59.780 --> 01:06:03.159
so no matter what we do if we give an excuse

01:06:03.159 --> 01:06:09.460
to kill us they will Right let me so we're just

01:06:09.460 --> 01:06:11.519
it's a lose -lose we can't do anything no matter

01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:13.739
what we do you can we can't vote our way out

01:06:13.739 --> 01:06:16.320
of this we can't You can't buy your way out of

01:06:16.320 --> 01:06:18.559
it. Yeah, you can't you can't there's nothing

01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:22.170
you can do dude. It's happening and You have

01:06:22.170 --> 01:06:24.449
a real bright outlook. Well, I'm sorry, but...

01:06:24.449 --> 01:06:26.230
You're not sorry at all. Don't ever say that

01:06:26.230 --> 01:06:28.570
again. Why do you say you're sorry? You're not

01:06:28.570 --> 01:06:32.809
sorry. Don't ever apologize. And the thing is,

01:06:32.869 --> 01:06:34.750
we sound like kooks. I hate to tell you the truth,

01:06:35.070 --> 01:06:38.090
but there's nothing we can fucking do about it.

01:06:38.909 --> 01:06:41.170
There's nothing you can do. It's like eventually

01:06:41.170 --> 01:06:43.809
they're just gonna come and take us away. Or

01:06:43.809 --> 01:06:45.829
build robots and they fucking rape us to death.

01:06:46.070 --> 01:06:48.070
Something's right. They don't want us here. I

01:06:48.070 --> 01:06:49.849
don't want the ladder, I'll tell you that right

01:06:49.849 --> 01:06:54.300
now. I'd rather just fucking... I just sneezed

01:06:54.300 --> 01:06:57.820
out some of the evil. What's that? It's all good.

01:07:00.219 --> 01:07:02.280
All right. What time are we at? You guys are

01:07:02.280 --> 01:07:07.519
just fucking petering out on me. Mm -hmm. We're

01:07:07.519 --> 01:07:11.260
at 1 .07, boy. All right. That's good. All right,

01:07:11.380 --> 01:07:13.800
y 'all. Thanks for tuning in. Donnie at Fourth

01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:16.519
Level, thank you for coming. Thanks for tuning

01:07:16.519 --> 01:07:20.510
in to the Literally Needle Show. We really appreciate

01:07:20.510 --> 01:07:22.510
it. Alright, just shut it off. Yeah, I should

01:07:22.510 --> 01:07:23.530
get you more views.
