I used to come and take you to all those Mexicans.
Hey, welcome to the Larry Needles Show. Larry.
I'm Needles. Don. And we have a very special
guest today. Don and Forth. Good afternoon. Yeah,
that was a good one. At the end. Yeah, there
was two of them I watched. You're hilarious.
You're using Tally for a gist. What's it on right
now? Talk about South Park. What's it on? What
channel? Comedy Central. I have it on Paramount
Bluff. That's the only thing they really have
left is Comedy Central. Yeah, yeah. There's no
more Comedy Central. Everything sucks. No, I
don't know. I don't watch TV. There's nothing
good, right? Here's what I don't like about South
Park. It's fucking great. It's funny. Blah, blah,
blah. They just use the Lord's name in vain.
All the time. Way too much. It's just like, you
know what? Well, I mean, who runs the show? Devils,
but it's like, you know what? It's what it is.
It's funny when little kids say fuck and be an
asshole, but it's not funny when they say GD.
But the whole thing is here's your thing though,
okay? JC. You want to be a warrior of free speech,
but you got to take the good with the bad when
somebody says it to you. No, I understand. I'm
just telling you what bothers me. I know it doesn't
bother anyone else. I understand. Listen, it
bothers me also. There was a very, very early
point in the Larian Needles show where Needles
used to say GD a lot. And then our friend - and
spoke up and said, I should say it less, and
guess what I did? You don't even say it at all.
I had never said it ever in bright leery. You
did, you slowed down. No, I didn't slow down.
No, in the beginning you'd say, oops, sorry,
and then you stopped saying it. It's been completely
out of my vocabulary. And it's better now. I'll
say every other thing on this show. And I have,
if you know that. I mean, they took it easy on
Jesus. The episode I saw, he was... Who did?
South Park. I mean, he was a school counselor.
He was actually worried about the demonic little
toys that the girls had. Did you see that one?
No. Yeah. The Asian pop -up store selling these
Labooboos. Demonic trolls. Yeah, we talked about
those. Yeah. And they have to do a ritual and
they get the rare one, the rarest one. They have
a ritual. They make a pentagram and kill the
chicken and destroy the demon. I think it's Pazoo.
So Jesus has a new skill. Pazoo or something?
Labooboos. Well, no, Pazoo is the demon entity.
Oh, yeah, I don't know about this. The demonic
thing was called Labubu. Labubu, Labubu, Labubu.
And so then Satan, Jesus is the school counselor.
And so he's, you know, a little concerned about
Kelly Miller summoning demonic entities and shit.
And so it's pretty good in that aspect of it.
You know, they were like trying to say... They
just pushed the limits. That's all it is. Right.
But they weren't really knocking Jesus so much.
But they did say GD several times. Yeah, but
that's the whole thing, though. It's shocking
the value. That's so desensitized that people
don't say it. You know, there's people that...
Demoralization? The thing is, it's just a word.
See what I mean? Like, it pisses so many people
off, but it's like, okay, we talked about this
before. Well, how about Words, the guy that we
were talking about earlier, the fucking guy,
the comedy guy in England that got arrested for
a tweet that he did 10 years ago. It was 10 years?
It's an old tweet. Ten -year -old tweet. Maybe
not 10 years, but it's like a couple years old.
I think it was new. I think he was tweeting stuff
at the airport. Who arrested him? England. Oh,
okay. Those British faggots. If there's a trans
woman in your women's locker room. He said scream
and shout and get him to leave try and get him
to leave blah blah blah Yeah, I'm paraphrasing
and then at the last line He said and if all
that fails just punch him in the balls now listen.
Yeah, and he got arrested at the airport six
fucking cops with I saw the guy on TV man actually
getting interviewed and he's like I actually
had a nervous breakdown he almost The Britons
are so gay, they're retarded and they're gay,
and they just don't know what the hell is going
on right now. When you start taking away people's
freedom... First of all, just that he fucking
had a heart attack because he was getting arrested.
Well, no, but they put this guy in jail, but
there's these rape gangs going around, and there
are grooming gangs and all this stuff that's
going on. It's going to be all Muslims. Well,
they don't, I mean, they're on their way to do
that. They're setting this up for not even a
civil war, a slaughter. A takeover. No, it's
going to be a slaughter. Wipe your nose. What's
that? You can keep talking, you're on microphone.
I know, I know, but I guess you're right. Oh,
the Muslim takeover. Dude, it's real, dude. It's
crazy. And these Muslims are going to take over
fucking Europe. Yeah. Well, but I mean, this
is all a crazy 75 WEF bullshit with H .I .M .A.
You know what I mean? With also with the tiny
hats letting these people in and fucking what
do you call it? Migration replacement. Like everybody
thought this was fake. Well, everybody did. My
mother did. Right. It's so funny. COVID shut
down your church, but it didn't shut the border
down. Of course. The whole thing was stupid.
Isn't that the funniest thing? Does your mom
still hate Trump? Mark? No. No. She likes him
now? Well, I guess she likes him. She doesn't
like him, but she's not as much hatred. She sees
how awful Biden was. She realizes that she was
lied to the entire time. So that's good. That's
good. That's the whole thing. That's the first
step. You know what the funny thing is? We were
talking about this with Mary. They lied so bad.
Oh, it's ridiculous. They still are. They're
still being ridiculous. It's insane. We should
sue this federal government. They're not doing
anything in our interest. They should not be
arguing with each other at all, both parties.
This fight shouldn't be happening. What the fuck
is this? Well, first of all, it's a uniparty.
It's not. There's no two parties. Well, there
should be. It should be. Well, I can't really
be one. I mean, I understand that it is for two
sides. You know what I mean? It's like wrestling.
But this warring between them is not... Everybody
fights in the front of the camera. And then when
the camera's off, they all hug and have beers.
And then touch kids. The only ones suffering
and firing is us. They're the people. The constituents.
The government used to work for us, now we work
for the government. That's the problem. It's
gotten completely batched at words. I mean, we
fucking had a revolution for 3 % taxes and now
all of a sudden we're just gonna sit back and
let all this shit happen. It's like... What's
going to happen in 20 years when everybody looks
back at us? They're going to be like, man, what
a bunch of pussies these people are. You know
what I mean? Like, these weren't even... There's
definitely going to be movies made about these
times. Oh, yeah. There always is. But this is
some real shit. There's going to be movies foretelling
the future, kind of like Terminator and all that
type of bullshit with computers and AI. And then
there's going to be movies like The Patriot were,
but it's going to be the complete opposite, where
it's going to be an offshoot of what the fuck
was that movie called? Damn it. But we're all
just retarded and stupid and fat and lazy. We
already are, man. That's what I'm saying. It's
all true. Oh, we are. But the problem is that
we're being infiltrated by the government to
kill us at every aspect and angle of our life.
Mm -hmm. You know? It sounds like you did your
thing. Yeah. Ms. Donnie on fourth. So let's talk
about your car jacking. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well,
we got we just had a good conversation. So let
me let's make some backstory. So this is from
what I heard from a third party source, which
would technically be Larry. That Don Anforth,
you were sitting in your car, and you got car
jacked. That's all I heard. All right, now listen,
if you don't tell a good story, I'm gonna slap
some sense into you. Tell a good story. There's
not much of a story to tell. Okay, where are
you wearing sandals? I had my sandals on. Okay.
You're like you're like the stone Jesus completely.
Yeah, it's completely on you know Yeah, it's
late at night. I'm really high. I want a slurpee
So you went to your local 7 -eleven so yeah,
and what kind of slurpee did you get I can't
remember a grape You drank that slurpee and it
like gave off. They had four slurpee things.
Grape, grape, grape. Super grape. That guy's
knee -car -narrow. Or I only maybe was too hot
and they were all down rushes slush with you
know, they were running with juice in them I
can't remember but Jews anyway, so you try to
get in my cars. I opened it up slow down Okay,
so you go in you get your slurpee you pay for
was this guy bothering you in? No, I didn't even
have a slurpee because it must have been down
because I didn't have it I was able to so now
you're very slurpee hangry. Yeah exactly. I'm
leaving this right now with nothing. Yes Oh,
so you're getting back in my car upset mood right
now. They try to just like sneak in past me Wait
a second, so you're in the car. No, I'm getting
in the car. You're getting in the car. I'm coming
back in the car. He followed me out and got almost
like right behind me. So followed you from 7
-Eleven. As I opened the door, he tried to get
in around me and jump in the car. Did he say
anything at you to 7 -Eleven? No, as he was sneaking
past me, he said, I'm taking this car. I know,
but you were both inside 7 -Eleven. No, no, no.
As I came out, they were outside. Just standing
there. How many of them? Just two. Oh, that's
more. That's more than you need. Yeah, exactly.
And I was a little more than more than one. Yeah.
I put up they were still walking into the two
store like I pulled up. So they they waited a
little bit out front. As I was walking out, they
were just coming up. So one guy kind of got right
behind me and over during come around me and
try to just get in like on my side, like just
sneak in and just take occupied a seat and then
just drive it away. So I. pull them back you
know and he turned like hit me okay so and i
got the eye you got the black eye yeah then he
was on the ground not some weird sort of pedophile
ring thing that you got from the masonic temple
when you went to jamaica no no no no god you
have a checkerboard tattoo or anything like that
okay so the guy socks you yeah let's say oh well
African -American gentleman number one. Yeah
skinny like you know kid their kids there are
children you know they're like amateur children.
So you hit a child. Well I don't want to say
child. Over 18. So I socked his child. No he
socked me dude. I just kind of grabbed him and
like stood him up. Okay so he socks you. Yeah.
Okay but you get him out of the car he socks
you. Then what do you do? Are you worried about
the second African -American gentleman? No, not
at all, because he was far enough away. I don't
think he realized what was happening. So then
I just sort of leaned into the guy. First of
all, I have high doubts that he didn't realize
what was happening. Yeah, he might have known.
Anyways, yeah, they're probably going to take
my car, right? I would rather, you'll probably
hit the lottery before that's going to not come
true. He didn't know what was going on. So I
was able to push him away, and with my own heavy
weight, I kind of... He fell, basically. He fell.
And then I was going to, like, stomp him. I had
my sandals, and I saw this. These ones? No, the
other ones, with straps. Oh, man, Tony. I mean,
those are like what you get in county. Right.
Those are from county. I got these in county.
Oh, did you? They're from county. They're not
county slippers, man. Which county cooks? Yeah,
I used to go and get crackwood. Yeah, you've
been in there. I know exactly what you're saying.
I got pandas like that, the one guy would say.
Man, I got some of them. Allegedly, I've gone
to county and so has Donnie. Hey, I like them
shoes, they tell me. Where'd you get those sandals?
OK, so you get African suspect number one African
-American gentleman on the ground. Yeah, I couldn't
kick him because of my sandals. Well, why didn't
you take them off? No, I'm like, no. Every time
he was on the ground, I was able to jump in my
car and just drive away. That's how you get sickle
cells. So I got in my car and just took off.
I thought you kicked him a couple times. No,
I couldn't kick him. You didn't even unload on
him? No, no. You didn't even try? No, no. He
would have killed you if he could, you know that,
right? I saw the opportunity to get in the congo,
so I just did that and left it alone. Isn't that
the problem? That's the problem with white people.
Of course he ran him over as he went. No, listen.
This is the problem with white people. He's defending
his own problems. Against a child which hit I
mean we should call DCFS. No the kid hit me man,
but you also hit him Well, it's not even no I
pushed him. I just kind of pushed him. I know
for the joke. Let's see Right. All right. So
then you're defending your property. You're defending
your car this fucking kid would have stabbed
you or shot you with a gun. But you're like,
I don't have the right shoes on to stomp this
kid with. I'm not gonna do it. thing between
whites and blacks right there. You know what
I mean? Like, he would have used your own shoe
to kill you probably. Maybe, yeah. What do you
mean, maybe? The guy tried to steal your car.
Were you all looking to steal a car? No. Okay,
either was I. I don't do that. I never stole
a car. I'm gonna tell you right now, if you went
back to that fucking place again, that kid was
probably there. Yeah, right, but yeah. You know
what I mean? Yeah, we never stole cars. I never
stole a car unless it was like somebody's parents'
car would be sneaking the car and we'd bring
it back. It wasn't like we took it and fucking
never brought it back. steal somebody's car.
Well, you took out their permission. With force.
They could have reported and stole it. They didn't
jack anyone for their car. Yeah, that's ridiculous.
And don't get me wrong. Definitely, I'm not saying
there's a racial disparity between all of these
things that I'm talking about. There's white
kids in cars, Jack. Yes, there are. Oh, yeah.
But the majority of where Donnie and Forth lives
is predominantly, what would you say, Hispanic?
A little smile and maybe you'll find me area.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of Hispanic, he's
right. Oh, there's a lot of Hispanic kids. He
lives mostly in Spanish. Was it a Hispanic kid
or a black kid? No, they were black. I was in
Wolf Park. Oh. There's an L -string right there.
Man, right by a roller. We'll go either way,
you know park is very nice and very bad too.
It depends depends which parts well, it depends
on which side of the highway Exactly. Exactly.
That's all if you're south or north then you
got a way We know this from Chicago that certain
exits you don't want to get off at And like a
tourist doesn't know well, yeah They should have
little maps for all these major fucking cities
with high crime like don't get off at this one
Well, they do if you watch YouTube it'll tell
you like the dangerous areas in Chicago, Austin
They tell me who's gonna put Austin anyways,
though If you're tourists, I mean, what the fuck
are you doing? Well, we go there. We do. Yes,
but Well, yeah, you used to go most people visit
Chicago. They're gonna stay at the lake and Millennium
Park Go down there if you fuck all that shit
my grandmother. Listen this my great not my grandmother
My grandfather went to Austin High School with
Benny Goodman. No, not Benny Goodman. What's
the fucking... Benny Youngman? Henny Youngman?
No, no. The jazz guy. The fucking... Benny Goodman.
He's the jazz clarinet. You played the clarinet?
Yeah. Him. And my uncle went to Austin High School
as well. Oh, shit. Wow. When you go through the
area... Now it's all fucking... You get killed
if you walk over there if you were white. Yeah.
You see these beautiful buildings, and they're
destroyed. I haven't been down there in so long,
I don't know what it is, but I can tell you what
I see it in my mind is. Yeah. You don't have
to really deviate too much. Dude, I want to go
camping in Grant Park, like the homeless camp.
Dude, there's tents, and they're not like all
together. There's guys with tents, like separate,
for everybody and shit, like in their own private
area. Okay, and? Just for the weekend. Just for
the weekend. Sleep on the lakefront. It'd be
awesome to wake up at the lake shore in the morning
in Chicago. I mean, you're on the other side
of Lake Shore Drive. Dude, you're going to get
raped. You're too frail. Especially with those
sandals. I'm going to wear my boots. Someone's
going to steal your jail sandals and then molest
your bottom. You've got to look a little bit
homeless. You can't be out there vacationing.
Oh, you totally fit right in right now. Right,
exactly. I'll work it out. Just a little tent,
you know, that'll get... You need some weird
little dog. That's it. Just leave us set up and
go on the weekends and shit. I put those people
know each other. I don't have a little place
to hang out. Right in the lakefront, dude. Yeah,
but they know each other down there. As soon
as you're gone, they'll come and fucking take
your shit. Or they'll push your shit in. I can't
imagine, you know, I'm sure they, you know. Sure
they what? They leave their tents, you know,
they gotta go. Yeah, but everybody knows each
other there. Right. Well, they get to know you
too. Well, you know. What do you mean they'll
know you too? How will they know you? Hey, guys.
Right, I'm sure they'll come over and find out.
Like, if you set up a tent, someone's gonna want
to know what the fuck you're about, you know?
At some point, you better go introduce yourself.
I have a house like five miles away, but I'm
just gonna camp. No, you don't say that. You
tell them some story, you lost your shit, man.
Get a little bit of psychotic, so stay the fuck
away from me, you know? And they will. No, no,
no, you tell them. I'm a millionaire with a big
mansion and I just feel like doing this. I mean,
technically that is true compared to those guys.
He is a millionaire. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean,
he has a home. Right. Right. He has running water.
But think about it. Some of these people in these
tents, who knows what they got? I mean, I'm sure
they got tablets and shit and they're watching
fucking big screen TV. Yeah, come on. No, dude.
I mean, they choose to do this, dude. Believe
me. They're choosing to do it. I don't know,
obviously. They're not completely deaf to it
and can't handle it in real life or just have
to live on the streets because they're just,
duh. But for the most part, most of them just
choose to do this. They'd rather live on the
streets because it's cheaper and they can spend
all their money doing drugs. Well, yeah, and
the problem is that nobody's cracking down on
every shit. But hopefully they will eventually.
Right. I just want to have a little tent there
for the weekend. I know what it's like to be
unhoused. It's like having a boat at the marina
when I got a tent in the park. But I didn't fucking
go... shoot dope in the fucking inner city on
the streets. I floated from different girls'
couches and beds and to my friends' couches.
And I'd carry a little duffel bag to take a shower.
I'd be at someone's house casually hanging out
like this. And I'd be like, hey, you mind if
I take a shower? And they'd be like, oh, yeah,
sure. And I'd pull out a bag. That must be nice.
I had a car. So I could live out of my car and
fucking crash in college and do what you needed
to do. Larry Sugar Shack. You gotta keep the
rain off your back, motherfucker. Oh, man. That's
great. So Don Hanforth, I got a story for you.
I picked this out for you. So there's this guy.
All right. He's like a surgeon, like a vascular
surgeon. Okay. And he has this fetish. He has
like an amputee fetish for porn. Oh, yeah. So
he's into this like he's got cut off and he's
a surgeon so I mean come on think about this
right Exactly, right the desires that go through
so he's got a real he's a real pervert and he
watches all amputee porn He was way into the
fetish of amputee shit Wow, is this a real story?
Yeah, this is what do you call it? Fuck, where
was this guy from? Dude, he would fucking freeze
his legs to the point in masturbate. Wow. In
liquid nitrogen. Wow. And then to the point,
and then he would bring them back to life. Come
on, man. And then he did it. I mean, really,
honestly, what the fuck? I knew you'd love this
story. Seriously, man. Think about the amount
of time it goes into this fetish. And you're
sure to secure it with nitrogen. Then you got
to build some sort of harness to get your ass
up there. You know what I mean? Because you can't
walk after that. Yeah, because you're going to
be fucking done. Think his girlfriend knows he
does this? I don't think he has a girlfriend.
I don't think there's a Mrs. Auntie T in this
story. I mean, this guy's a real fucking sicko,
man. So what do you call it? So then he makes
a fucking insurance claim. that they have to
amputate his legs. Oh my God. And he gets a payout
for 466 ,653 pounds. And his legs are fucking
chopped off. They're numb. Chopped off his own
legs? No, basically, surgically they did it.
He was the inciting... Instigated it. Yeah, he
instigated it. But it really didn't need to be
chopped off. Well, no, they were to the point
where, yeah, they had to be chopped off. From
freezing them so much. When I had this infection
going on, I'm here, I'll show my bandage to the
fucking viewers. And it was really, really hurting
bad. And I thought I was going to have to get
my leg chopped off. It wasn't that bad. Because,
you know, I'm all piled up and shit, and I'm
fucking hallucinating a little bit. Jesus, man.
He's hallucinating from what? Oh, please. Because
I haven't taken drugs in so long. You're hallucinating?
From not drugs. What a rookie. Well, no, listen.
Then my dad gave me Oxycontin. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. I mean, come on, Larry. I have a little
coops. What? Just besmirching, big besmirching,
big toes. And then my mom gave me a couple bottles
of pills. Come on, let's just throw everybody
into it now. Dude, you're like fucking, what's
that guy, Sammy the Bull Gravano over here. Just
turning on the whole fucking family, dude. Just
for a couple perks, dude. Slow down there, Johnny
Ratz. You got any modern pills, man? No, they're
gone. They're not, so. And I took a fucking bottle
of 120 Motrin. That's not good. I know. No, not
at one time, but over this whole period. OK,
well, that's still not good. I know. And I told
Mary, were these new? And she's like, yeah. And
I'm like, fuck, man. I took the last one a little
while ago. And well, here's the thing. I'm in
a lot of fucking pain. Right. Yeah, well, you
should go see a therapist. I can't yet, but I'm
sure that'll be prescribed. I mean, for your
mind, not for your body. I used to work with
this black guy, Herman. It was so funny because
his name was Herman, and he's this big black
guy, and he thought I was fucking crazy, you
know, listening to punk rock, and then he'd come
in and we'd be listening to jazz, and he'd be
like, he said, did they figure out what it was
that's wrong with you over the weekend? And I
said, no, man. He goes, you need more therapy.
He'd tell me that every week, and then he started
calling me therapy. Hey, therapy, how you doing?
Alright, so let's get back to our story now Larry's
fucking the amputee guy. So yeah cop his own
legs though. Okay, so I mean listen listen to
his name Neil Hopper He carried out hundreds
of amputations for patients, has been jailed
for 32 months, has remitted the lying to insurers
over the removal of his own legs and possessing
extreme pornography from a man dubbed the Emuk,
the eunuch maker. Oh my lord. You know what Unix
are, right? Yeah. Wow. And you know what that
was? Nero. This is a big thing in Nero. Nero
was a real sick idiot. All those old time Roman
shit, because that would be making sure that
they don't fuck their girls. They're harem. And
it would also, when they sang... They had higher
voices. Yeah, they would make them like that.
Yeah, they would be the purveyors, not the purveyors,
but they would be the overseers of their harem.
Good job, Larry. That's a good one. I know my
shit. The dude, the guy, I mean, he had fucking,
he had extreme pornography from a man named the
Unic Maker. Oh my Lord. Which is, I mean, how
do you get, how do you get involved in this kind
of stuff? You gotta be fucking sick, dude. Seriously
sick, dude. I mean, what do you call it? Oh,
he got fucked. He told the insurers that his
injuries were due to sepsis and were not self
-inflicted. I was watching this guy bust a child.
Oh, dry ice. Dry ice to freeze his legs. My bad.
Whatever. That's still brutal. All right. Yes,
sir. Keep on going. They pose as children online
and get these guys to start talking to them,
which is kind of fair. Right. Exactly. Alex the
big guy. Alex Stein. Yeah. And it's pretty sick,
dude. I mean, well, the Roblox company's just
getting well. Yeah, we'll get into that in a
second. Let's stick with Alec Stein for a second.
So this guy looks dying. He's like, he's a big
dude. OK. And he he haunts paddels, which. That
has got to be the worst thing, because you've
got to talk to these people. He's got a whole
crew of people. I'm just saying, but imagine
talking to these people all day and then going
home. They see the most egregious stuff and disgusting
stuff they want to do to children. And then they
go to the house, and the fucking cops come, and
they're like, we can't arrest him. We have to
release him. Yeah, well. I think it happened
in Virginia Beach. There was a couple other places
where they wouldn't arrest him. And there was
like uproar, and the people were like, you gotta
arrest this guy. Right, it's just kind of...
What they should do is... He's running a fine
line. This is what Needles thinks they should
do. He needs to be caught doing it. You can't...
Well, if you look in his phone, they have real
-time communication. I agree, I mean, I'm sure
it's from Technicali all the time. Unless they
possess images also. Yeah, I'm not trying to
defend him in any way. What should happen is
if this guy is caught... sending messages that
he's in real time, getting all worked up because
of children. And if he's possessing images and
all of this stuff, they make them kneel down
and they just shoot him right in the back of
the head. And then they go right on to the next
one. Death sentences, right. They shoot pretty
much quicker. And crimes against children, immediately.
Like the Nuremberg trials. Right, immediately.
Yeah, but those guys, those were just the patches
for the fucking... I know, but they still, when
they executed him, they did it in the next room,
two minutes later. Exactly, right. Oh, yes, it
was. It was very sweet. Not one meal, no shower,
no meal, nothing else. They're giving you nothing.
Maybe one night, overnight, in prison. The bullet
is too much money. We wasted too much. They had
a fucking tile room with a fucking drain on the
floor. They bring him in there, pop! Oh, yeah,
well... what do you call it um now no ear protection
nothing there's another one i saw that actually
had me crying they got a report from a neighbor
that the kid was you know beat up five -year
-old beat up yeah and the cops come and they
get in the house to look and the kids on the
couch with the father and the cop says let me
take a look at him and immediately grabs a kid,
takes him right out of the fucking house. Yeah.
And then the lady from child services, they show
the back of the police car. They don't show the
kid, but you can hear her talking to him. She
starts crying. His injuries were so bad. His
eyes were so swollen. They said that you could
do this with her voice. Just she had to get away.
Those people need to be killed. Yeah, exactly.
And we have this. And it was the girlfriend was
going nuts about them taking her child. But then
also. wanted them to just leave so she could
go to bed. Yeah, it was just, you could tell
that she was more worried about herself than
anything to do with the child. Well, we have
this huge, like, sexification of criminals and
serial killers, murderers. But wait, it gets
even deeper. And that's why we don't kill them.
You know what I mean? They had a big bulldog,
okay? And she starts getting all, everyone's
getting excited. The girl's screaming about them
taking her child. The boyfriend's being very
calm, but he's just trying to calm the dog. And
the dog starts biting the cop. No, no, the...
guy, the husband, the father that beat the kid.
The dog knows that he's the bad guy. Yes, sir.
The dog was telling the cops. This is him. Yep.
He's the one because he knew there was something
that kid wasn't happy with having that child.
But I didn't think about that though. It's just
about power. It's the taking of power from children.
Five years old. The cop was like, you hear the
cop saying someone tuned this kid up like he
was hit. Hit, like, punch in the face, like,
you know? Yeah. I understand. Five years old,
man. I completely understand. Yeah. I mean, shit
happens, man, and you can't control people. Well,
what did the little bastard do? Yeah, something
awful. He must have done something fucking terrible.
I'm kidding, man. But no, there's nothing here.
No, not even to that extent. There's nothing.
No, no, no. Alcoholics, drug addicts. A kid don't
know nothing, dude. I mean, there's multiple
cases of women selling their children to drug
dealers. We talked about it last week. Dee, my
neighbor. Yeah, we're talking about drug, but
I'm just saying, like people selling their kids
to drug dealers and stuff like that. Not my old
next door neighbor, where at the house I live
now, Dee, but when I was a little kid, just in
case Dee ever sees this. She's never gonna see
this. My friend, Dee. She'll never see this,
but at the same time, we like... Why the fuck
do we keep, it's like if you're on death row,
why the fuck do some people die in death row?
You know what I mean? Exactly, they live for
15, 16 more years. It's like the taxpayer who
pays out for these people. Exactly. It's the
most fucking corrupt judicial system in the world.
No, I don't know about that. Huh? I don't know
if it's the most corrupt in the world. Listen.
It's kind of pretty much capitalized on. I mean,
there's private prisons, dude. These guys own
their own prisons. I guess. What do you call
it? There was a fucking pay -for -play where
they were putting juveniles in prison with adults
in Pennsylvania. We talked about that before.
The guy was fucking given these crazy jail sentences
for small crimes, and he was getting a kickback
from the prisons. The judges were. And I mean,
this is never, it's not like it's unheard of.
But we're just the most corrupt, gluttonous country
in the world. It's the officials, it's the system
of our government. It's better than fucking being
a communist living in India or China. Right,
but again, these people, you just can't trust
them, man. Who's that? People that get around
with money that they're not supposed to have
and they take it anyways, you know. What do you
mean? Because they have access to it. Well, the
thing is... Why would they marry in Duncan, that
girl? What the fuck was that shit? I mean, come
on. Not Haddish. Henwick. Hayward. Yeah, Tiffany
Hayward. Yeah, I mean, come on, man. What the
fuck, dude? We'll just get down the brass tacks
and fuck it. The Chicago Teachers Union. fucking
stealing all this money, giving it all away.
You can trace where the money goes. And then
it's like all of a sudden numbers come out of
all these kids can't read, can't do math. And
they're like, we need more money. It's like,
for what? You're not doing anything. You're making
people in an area that's not known for extreme
smartness and wealth, that's extreme poverty.
You're making them more susceptible. Yeah. Or
to fucking not get the hell out of there. Why
the fuck would you do that? But like once you
get around money, it changes people look at every
look at people think of you know, they always
show Insider trading all this bullshit and everybody
just lets it happen. Yeah, it's like you fucking
start smoking a couple of these fools and then
people start exactly right They need to be punished
like you're seriously punished like someone like
Nancy I don't even mean like killed. I'm just
saying Put him in jail and not for four years
in a fancy prison Like, you know... Give him
what you would give a regular guy. But that shit's
not gonna happen. Do what you did to the world.
Your titties are gonna die. You know what I mean?
That fucking guy. Jordan Belfort. He didn't,
you know, he paid his price. Why don't these
motherfuckers? I love that they use him on TV
all the time. Like, I'll see Mary something on
Fox or something. Think about this. And it'll
be Jason Belfort. Justin Belfort in Jordan. Jordan.
I fucking know. Yeah, right. They use him as
a specialist. He explains exactly what they're
doing. Right, right. How it works. He's good
at explaining it because he did it. He knows
how to rip right the scams. Remember, what are
the two things you can't escape in life? Death
and taxes. What a weird way to fucking live,
you know what I mean? Like, people tell you that
when you're young. That's just a saying that
the government made up. But I'm just saying that
we're all indoctrinated into it, you know? Think
about it. If you don't pay your fucking taxes,
the government will come after you, take your
shit. You have to pay your taxes. You have to
pay your taxes. I'm a good person. I pay my taxes,
which a little bit of tax is necessary to get
it, but they take way too much. Under Biden fucking
didn't pay his taxes. Exactly. They take way
too much. He's the president's kid. They take
way too much from everybody. You bet Don Jr.
pays his taxes. He was like Icarus. He flew a
little bit too close to the sun and fucking he's
gonna get his little ass burned. That's what's
gonna happen with these people. And it's not
even here. When you go into the afterlife, you'll
see what happens, right? Absolutely. That's the
one that counts. It just astonishes me the way
that these people can look into a camera and
just lie to you so blatantly with a smile on
their face and then make you feel like you're
the idiot. That fucking governor? Oh my god.
Is he something else? This JB guy we got? Oh,
Pritzker? JB fat back ribs. And the worst is
that mayor. The Chicago mayor. Is he completely
full of shit and absolutely ridiculous? Does
he not make any sense? Well, the funny thing
is he blames everything on race. Oh, it's ridiculous.
It just diminishes the race car. Oh, shit. Every
time. It's always, slaves built Chicago. Oh,
you're so full of fucking crap. And this is just
race baiting stuff. Like, I mean, they do that
for a reason also to evoke emotion. No, you're
trying to blow people up. Exactly. Some of them
think they are, you know. Yeah, but you know
slaves didn't build Chicago. No, man, no. No.
It's crazy, dude. Yeah, Indians built the fucking
building. Right. Let's go look at some African
countries right now compared to Detroit. Detroit's
probably still better. Yep, and it's pretty bad.
Yeah. I remember when we were going on tour all
the time and we would go to Detroit. That was
the very first place that I was aware of where
they stopped arresting you for... misdemeanors.
And I thought, man, that's cool. Yeah, until
you got there. Well, no, because, you know, I
was still a criminal. Right. You know, in my
mind. Yeah, I was going to say you weren't actually
a criminal. You know, I'm carrying drugs and
shit. That's not really a criminal. You're on
the lawless side. You're putting yourself out
there. You're not doing stuff intentionally.
I didn't realize how bad it was because again
this is going back 25 years or so and I was a
lot dumber than I am now. How about these morons
that protest the ICE things? They're out there
in Portland. Destroying the neighborhood, disrupting
the neighborhood to protest the ICE thing that's
there. It kind of looks fun though, right? No.
It doesn't look fun? No. You want to be out there
getting shot with tear gas and stuff? No. Why
would an asshole do that? Because they have the
right to? They're doing it because they can.
It's just ridiculous. They're not doing it because
they can. Somebody's funding that. They have
the right to do this. That's why they're out
there. Somebody's funding it. Of course. You
don't think people can just do this on their
own. They're doing it on their own. It's their
brain. It's their brain. They're doing it on
their own. It's their right. You've seen the
clips, though, of the black lady who lives there
coming out of the house going, get the fuck out
of here, you motherfuckers. You're trying to
sleep. Shut the fuck up. The neighbors are mad
at the protesters. The neighbors are going fucking
crazy. Guess what? I'll tell you right now. They
weren't mad fucking four or five years ago. They
let that shit happen. And now they're tired of
it. And now it's right in front of their house
is the police. You know, now they're calling
for the police when just a couple of years ago,
they want to defund them. They're all a bunch
of fucking idiots out there. Yeah, they really
are. Those fucking places are like, imagine this
is what you do. Sanctuary city. The funny thing
is, is OK, motherfucker, these people can only
fucking be out there for a certain amount of
time before they have to shit, piss, eat. Sleep.
Yeah, follow them arrest them Well, they don't
waterboard you don't rest them find out who's
paying for this shit and end it But you know
what? It's all bread and circuses. Oh my god.
Do you see what happened in Portland? I don't
give a fuck Turn it into Kent State We're all
gonna die. Well, yeah like Richard Daley, our
old, old Richard Daley. Shout out to the parking
meter scam. But when they were riding in 69,
shit. Yeah, how about it? You'll be shot. He
said, shoot the first mother, shoot the kill,
he told them. Yeah, we were cracking skulls at
the Democratic National Convention. Cracking
skulls. And it ends it. It doesn't keep going
on. After motherfuckers get shot, they say, all
right, you shouldn't loot, because you're going
to get shot. It has to be a very easy lesson
to learn. Well, you have to make examples of
people. It's just such a lonely crime, too. I
mean, take advantage of something like that.
A situation, an evacuated situation, you start
stealing people's shit when they throw everybody
out of town. It's really low. Wait a second.
You're just describing the government. Then they
steal from people. That's looting. and it's really
just a horrible thing to do, and you should be
shot for something like that. Well, okay, how
about the drug boat then? Well, yeah, they blew
it up. That was great. Okay, but wait a second.
I love it. Everybody's freaking out. They're
like, oh my God. Yeah, believe me. Well listen,
they turned the story to say there were illegals
on there. Migrants. Either way, whatever the
fuck it was. I'm sorry. Okay, but now listen
though. Everybody's up and armed. All crazy.
How about when Obama drone struck that fucking
dad and his son that were American citizens and
killed him while he was being fucking, what do
you, Nobel Peace Prize? Okay, yeah. Nobody talks
about that. I don't know about this. I don't
even know about that. But what I'm saying though,
we're talking about, you gotta make an example.
Oh, of course. Well, can I just give a sign?
Obama did and it was the wrong people. Oops,
oh well. Well, the wedding, where they killed
400 people to get the one dude. But I'm just
saying, with the drug boats. Well, that'll happen
here, too. You gotta make an example with the
drug boats. Try to bring it. We'll shoot you.
We'll kill you. I love it, yeah. I mean, granted,
the price of drugs are gonna go up and all this
other stuff. And then what I'm thinking... It's
good, because I don't wanna do drugs. Drugs are
crap anyways. It's not fucking good drugs anymore,
dude. We don't need to get into that. Yeah, but
what do you call it? So I think they're gonna
bring back a pharmaceutical push with drugs.
Because if they get rid of street drugs, exactly,
you know what I mean? You get it from your doctor.
Because now you can't get drugs from... Larry
busted his fucking... Larry fucking busted his
vagina, and he couldn't even get pain pills.
Well, I got one doctor to give me 10 Vicodins.
Oh, wow. Whoopie, too. Oh, it helped, man. I'm
not looking to get high. I'm not saying that
you need them for the pain. I didn't say you
were getting high on them. You're the one that
keeps on saying, I was so high I was hallucinating.
Because I'm not. Because I'm not used to it,
man. I'm not going to get into it with you. I'm
the same, but this is how I feel that they're
going to bring back. You were the one telling
me that, I said, oh man, that spider just climbed
into my thing that other day. And you're like,
there's no fucking spider, Larry. And I'm like,
that fucking thing's in my boot. I took the thing
off and all that. Remember? Yeah, because there
was no spider. And you're saying, I was seeing
bugs, dude. Well, lay off the drugs, Larry. That's
fucking weird. You're the one who's like, I'm
not trying to get high, so after the first date,
maybe you should cut your toes. Yeah, you might
be taking those two people you like in there.
Well, I did a lot of walking around and shit
that day. Are you sure there's... Jesus, man.
I mean, you're a real fucking barn burner, you
know that? Thanks. Fuck, I forgot what we were
talking about, because Larry interjected his
bug story. I want to give a shout out to my next
door neighbor, Roxanne, who's got a... Roxanne!
Beautiful! Beautiful! She's a great neighbor.
She gave me a beautiful guitar today. It's for
the sting. All right, no, no, no, no. We're not
doing Larry's autistic time. Come on, sit down.
What are you doing, man? Just because we have
a lull for three seconds, you got to get autistic.
Thank you, Roxanne. I love it. Yeah, thank you,
Roxanne. That's great. It's a beautiful epiphone.
That is really nice, yeah. It's got it, guys.
So then... That's the funny thing also they came
out to me Did you see that thing about Charlie
Sheen that came out? No, he's broke or something.
What happened? No, he was banging dudes when
he was smoking crack. Oh, yeah, of course he
was. You're sick. You're sick, dude. Everybody's
like... It's a big deal, yeah. He raped a little
boy, too, one day on the set somewhere. Yeah,
from Lucas. Whatever it was. Corey Hayne. Yeah,
a little boy, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Shout out to Corey Feldman. We're huge fans of
Feldog. Charlie Sheens. Half of us are. He's
a fucking little demon, man. He's possessed by
demons and shit. What's that? He's demonized,
demonized. What is? These Hollywood people, they
all go... Well, they gotta sell their soul eventually.
Right, they're all... Especially if you're fucking...
Possessed by something. What do you call it?
Like a generational actor, because his dad...
Oh yeah, the whole, yes, of course, right. Emilio?
Yeah, yeah. Okay, so now it's like, okay, you
had dudes when you were smoking crack. What else
do you think you were doing? What else was it
depravity now you're coming out and saying that
because you've been accused of touching kids.
Yeah Yeah, we just talked about it with the car.
He was full of that. Oh, that's child molestation
thing. Yeah What's that? Yeah, I thought they
were the same age who? Fucking Charlie Sheen
and that dude. No No, he was a lot younger but
there's fell dog goes in the spirit when he went
on the view they man they berated him and he
was saying all this stuff and Barbara Walters
because he's like all these pedos are in Hollywood
right and they're like how dare you say that
and they're all friends are like Harvey Weinstein
sure well yeah but they're trying to protect
him and fucking you know who else knows fucking
It's disgusting what they do. It's the gay shit
they fucking do for whatever reason. It's all
ritualistic sex, bringing these demons in and
apparently it's supposed to help them. I don't
know, you really think it even works? They can't
give credit to their own brains even, you know
what I mean? I mean, they just can't, you know,
how great is art? They're producing. They need
to summon demons to get an idea. Well, I mean,
come on. Well, no, so they're so guaranteed success.
Oh, I see. But still talk about how it's like
the Internet is like. Dead after sir, you know
what I mean? I know we don't dead internet theory
and shit Yeah, I like to try to look stuff up
and try to find it It's right and hard to find
like they're taking away all the old shit. Oh,
yes. Yes slowly just With all this yes faking
shit, you're gonna exactly it's like there man.
They're really the siap is really Oh, yeah, right.
Oh, yes from all fucking way ridiculous. Well
It's not even ridiculous we're letting it happen.
They'll be saying the same thing when they find
the remains of this society in a million years.
They'll say they're all gay. Almost like they're
trying to destroy the fucking thing, just like
the Romans. Yeah, that's what happens. There's
no more fucking kids. Exactly. That's what they're
trying to do. They destroyed the family life.
They made it just ridiculous and too expensive
to even have a family. It's like they let it
happen. And what are they going to do? We backed
ourselves into this gay corner that we can't
back out of. We're just going to keep on pushing
us and pushing us. Next week on the Larry and
Neil show, I'm going to have a special piece
to break down when the country went to shit.
I don't want to just start barking out the facts
that I know now because they're all jumbled in
my head because I'm going to fuck up. I'm gonna
have a concise thing written down next week to
break down how this country went to fucking shit.
It all happened in 1912. No, don't even get into
it now, because I'm going to have a good one.
But you see, you looked at me. I know what it's
like. I'm going to have a good one. You fuckass.
You're like, I'm going to blow your tits back.
And give me like two seconds and I can figure
it out. No, no. Because there's a lot of things
happening. I know, I know. Fucking big, big,
long list. And I don't want to leave anything
out. I don't want to leave anything out. Oh my
god. You see that one thing about the Titanic?
The guys that were on it and why it was sunk?
What? The Titanic, yeah. They were against the
Federal Reserve. Yes, yeah. Yeah, it was a giant
plot. The Three Richest Guys. Yeah. Well, there
was supposed to be four. But of course, JP Morgan
got off. Yes, right. The only guy that lived
made all the money. But yeah, we're not going
to talk about that now. And if you're going to
do Federal Reserve shit, then I'm going to co
-owner you with the Rothschild's Bank, then.
We're going to fucking talk about all of it,
but the thing is, is I want to get it written
down first. Shit, man. Shut the fuck up. Okay,
here's what happened. No, no, no, no, no. No,
listen, this is a good story. The lady that gave
me the guitar, here's what happened one night.
I had a whole bunch of blow. And Mark lived here,
and Mary was coming over. It was before we were
married. And I just had a whole bunch of it on
a plate. And we were all hanging out in here.
And we would just randomly go in there and do
a line. Remember that night, Mark? Yeah, she
saw me doing coke. So then the next morning,
she goes to me, hey, Joe. We know how drugs work.
Anyways, the next morning, Roxanne goes over
to me. And she's like, hey, I want to talk to
you. And I'm like, hey, what's up? She's like,
I watched you and your roommate and your girlfriend
with the long... Kiss. I watched you and that
blonde -haired guy that's your roommate and your
girlfriend with the long black hair do coke all
night. And I'm like, oh, you weren't. And she
goes, no, listen. I saw right in your room from
my kitchen. I watched you. She's like, I got
a 17 -year -old son. I don't want him to get
ideas. Could you please get a curtain? And I'm
like, oh, OK, I'm sorry. And I come back, and
I tell Mary and Mark. And I'm like, man, Roxanne
saw us doing blow all night. And Mark jumps underneath
the picnic table and hides from her. Outside?
Yeah, because we were outside in the backyard
when she called me over. After she already saw
us the whole night, he jumped out of the kitchen
table. I don't know about this. Maybe he had
some real tweaker shit. Yeah, I don't know. He
totally did. Hey, the cops are here. Are you
hiding under our bench? It's possible. It was
hilarious. Like nobody can see you? Me and Mary
were fucking dying. I'm like, dude, she already
seen us last night. She's over with. She fucking
already ID'd you. She said, yeah, you three.
We were sitting in the backyard. But then also
she's so cool. It sounds fucking horrible. But
she's so cool though. It really does. Even after
that incident, every time her underage son would
get caught with beer. She would give it to me.
Do you like Budweiser? Sure. Remember that? The
kid was a partier. They would fucking go on vacation
and Norm was real strict too. His dad, listen
though, but this kid would throw fucking bangers.
This kid would throw bangers at like 200 kids
and I'd be like, he's gonna get his ass kicked.
And then I would get a case of beer or something
afterwards. Here hundred people. Well, no, but
just whatever Yeah, whatever's left and fucking
and also, you know any time he would get caught
with your child Give it to them they confiscate
it. Well from the party kids some child bought
it or they yeah or you know Her son would just
have beer. I got y 'all Randy My god, I was gonna
kick his ass cuz I could see the party right
next door. They can see you Enjoying some marching
powder. I'm sure they could yeah, I could see
the party. Yeah It's fucking hilarious, man.
It was crazy, dude All right, so then fucking
down Danforth again your car. So what happened
with your car? Yeah, let's talk about your car
car The one you know the fucking rental. Oh so
filthy No, not even that because of the chicken
genes. No, let's talk about getting your injuries.
Oh, the girl hit me. She was a nice college girl,
I think. She was only 20 years old. So what happened
here? You still got her tied up in your room.
They haven't reported her missing yet. She hasn't
been reported missing. You keep jacking every
day. No, it was a Chevy... That's what's trying
to get him busted. Well, a little more Chevy
SUV type thing, not the... Tahoe is it? Whatever.
I don't even know. No, we're talking about what
happened to your car. Yeah, she ran to me. I
was on delivery. I was on delivery for the restaurant.
And then you nodded out. No, no, no. She hit
me, dude. I remember sitting in a red light and
just waiting at a red light. Masturbating. Passing
the school. I hear, eh, bam! You know, right
behind me. I'm like, fuck! Shit! Fuck! We were
on Oak Park Avenue just before Lake Street. Fuck.
And, uh... She just ran right into your ass?
Yeah. I said, what are you going to do, nodding
out? You should have hit her. No, I don't want
the cops there. And who knows this girl probably
already has tickets or who knows how many, you
know, who knows what, she's a young girl. I said,
hey, look, let's just exchange information and
take pictures of our shit and get the fuck out
of here. Was she cute? Yeah, she was kind of
cute. Don't let Larry knows where she lives.
I got her address and ID. I had delivery in the
car to take. I started to get this food to the
home. Why do you have an extension ladder on
your car? I took it and got out of there. As
I was driving back from the order, she was still
sitting there because of her car. was leaking
antifreeze, so she had to shut it off. She was
waiting for her tow truck. So you just didn't
want to face the cops? No, I didn't want to face
the cops. I had to get the fucking order to the
thing and plus write. Yeah. Who knows? You had
all that Colombian car blow on you. What are
you going to fucking do to me? Exactly. I don't
want no cops. You got to keep that shit hidden.
No fucking cops. Spoken like a true criminal.
I don't even have warrants. anything about anyone
I see one deal well actually hello are you sure
you don't have any well I got much I'm pretty
sure I mean I just don't need to be Anything
to do with any cops and maybe the girl too, you
know Yeah, I knew this fucking cop. He was a
musician. He'd come into the music store I worked
at and he wanted to befriend me and I just he
was a cool guy and shit But he but he was a cop
man, and I would smell like weed and he'd say
oh you're smoking Yeah break and I'd be like,
oh, no, I wasn't I would never fucking He would
take me out to lunch and pay for it sometimes
but I would never fucking get high. Did he show
you the handcuff trick? No He was a psycho. Yeah.
You know, sounds like he's taking children. He
was my age. Oh, you know, he was a Roselle cop.
And then later he went crazy and fucking he fucking
man. I mean, his wife retarded. This is strong.
And you really. Yeah, it really is. Really? You
know, I'm sorry. He went nuts, man. He went crazy.
He got kicked off the police. Was he all jacked?
Yeah, he's probably on Roy. Yeah Oh my god, I
know how you won in the force right I watch on
YouTube all these cops. He got these tattoos
like What's wrong with this guy dude, you know
the chicks especially do they really think they're
tough? Well, I'll tell you what the girl that
helped me eat at the EMT and she had tattoos
and she was cute Yeah, she was very very nice.
Right and she helped me probably saved me. Yeah,
my nephew's at EMT We talked about that in Milwaukee.
So the tattoos is just a fashion thing now It's
like putting on a bracelet. We talked about that
with the dude the comedian I heard where he was
like you could tell how much a girl's been molested
by tattoos I know by how high they go. They go
up to her neck and her face. She's been f**ked
by her dad. She's been passed around like a freaking
joint. It's just horrible to see. She's absolutely
correct, right? Every time I see someone tattoo,
I'm like, what the f**k happened to you? Well,
too many of them. Right. If there's not even
one and it's kind of artsy, I get it. But when
you got a bunch of s**t all over yourself, what
the f**k is wrong with you? Did I ever tell you
I dated a girl that had a lotus f**k? tattooed
on her vagina? No, it's kind of interesting.
She was a hardcore gambler, too. Wow. Man. Obviously,
she's gambling or getting a tattoo on her pussy.
Dude, it was like a fucking lotus flower, because
it's deadly, which is the craziest thing ever.
But she loved the fucking gamble. And she played
slots. Slots, yeah. And she would drink. They
loved that shit. They'd sit there and get drunk
and play this fucking... She would pull a knife
and you could fucking say, hallelujah. You can
turn your back on her sometimes I don't want
to start talking about the people I know but
you always do anyways and your name their names
You can just say these people I know how much
are they gamble what's their problem Joe? Yeah,
we don't know anything about that. It's not the
gambling. I'm talking about tattoos. Oh, okay.
Well, whatever listen, it's all fucking It's
all craziness. Well, it's like what kind of people
won't let you get tattoos and then get buried
in their fucking cemetery, right? What? Jews.
You can't have a tattoo? I don't know. Supposedly
you can. Supposedly, yes. I don't know. I've
heard from people that... I've been to Jewish
funerals though and I'll tell you what's real
interesting. The idea is they have a giant fucking
mound of dirt where, you know, where the body's
going to go into the hole and it's on a big sheet
of plywood, of course. Sheets, actually. And
then they use shekels to throw the dirt in. No,
no. Each person at the funeral. shovels the dirt
in. It's the only labor they've ever done. A
few scoops, and then... Come on, this way they
don't have to pay a crew. This is real puff crowd
tonight, I'm telling you. You don't have to pay
a crew like that. It's just cheaper that way.
Everyone scoops the dirt. Exactly. And not only
that, though, listen. But I was gonna make another...
Y 'all gotta bury them. So by the time it's done
the thing is done and yeah the Mexican guys at
the end only have a few scoops They're like six
million times the rabbi says something like,
you know This is the last favor you could do
for someone that shows you it's unselfish favor
because it can't be paid back. Oh My god, you
put all your sins in a chicken and beat it to
death Is that what they do? Yes I'm not lying.
I get it, man. I can see how that could be done.
Makes sense to me. They literally slaughter it
or some of them beat it. Right. There's got to
be a sacrifice here. I understand. Because that's
just the best way to be... We've got to swing
it by the feet and beat it to death. Obviously
don't want to do it by the head. Makes plenty
of sense to me. I'm surprised they don't just
have their way with it. You can beat by anything
if you want your wishes to come true. Beating
anything will help. It's not wishes, dude. That
would even mean wish your sins. Yeah. No, I don't
know what you mean. It's not like a genie, like
a magic chicken. Like a magic chicken. Every
time you hit it, you get a wish. That's the same
thing. The more you beat this thing, you'll get
into your desires. No, it absolves you of your
sins. So you transfer your sins into a chicken
and then this guy beats you. Right, like the
goat. They let a goat out and do that too. They
put the sins of the village in the goat. They
put the goat in the woods or some shit. Is this
a Muslim country? No, they're Jewish. They do
this too with the goat. On a certain day with
the goat. Some guy would have sex with it and
now he's got everybody's sins set up. Well, Jesus
in the Bible, he... I can't remember the guy's
name, but he took the sins. He took the legions
of demons. Yeah, right. The pigs. They went over
the cliff. I mean, he also kicked the money traders
out of the temple. Oh, wow. But yeah, that's
what they do, man. Who's that? The Jews. What
do they do? Put their sins on things and sacrifice
a thing. Well, they circumvent gods also. Right.
I don't know if that's what they still do. What?
Kill chickens. Yeah, they want to start again.
That's why they're building the temple. Well,
they're doing the shit second They said it happened,
but here's the thing. You can't rush God's plan
What do you mean? Just cuz they do their little
theater, right? It's God's plan rush God's plan,
right? But that's what they want to do They're
trying. They want the Antichrist to come. It
is what they want to do, but it's not up to them.
That's the thing. They think they have the fucking
power. They're the chosen ones. I mean, oh, hey.
There's even a part in Ezekiel where the guy
says he's going to... The army that attacks eventually
kick the whole thing off. It won't be like Russia
or the major country, but it'll be one of their
little allies. Paphos and Ezekiel says that he'll
put hooks in their jaws to turn them to start
this war. God will actually start it. Making
this army actually do it. He's going to make
them. So right, exactly on his time. It's up
to God. But he will make this army attack, kick
this thing off, the Armageddon. It says right
there, it's a prophecy. It is written. It's written
to put my hooks in your jaws to turn you to start
the war some shit with the print. The problem
is it's written in two different places. It's
written in multiple and attack through religions.
It's like, which one do you believe? Do you believe
the people that are trying to force it? Do you
believe the people that say the prophecy shall
come? No, no, no. The prophecy is the prophecy.
It's happening regardless. Yeah, it only happened.
The prophecy has been made and it's written and
it's going to happen on God's time. I'm saying
it needs to be fulfilled by God. Okay? So what
do you believe? Do you believe the people that
want to force the prophecy or do you believe
the people that want to wait for the prophecy?
I believe the people that want to wait. Okay,
obviously, yeah, but then what happens when the
people that force it... They might come and slaughter
and kill, but it's not gonna be the actual fucking
thing. All the shit that's written down is probably
fake, you know? It's been fucking transferred
to so many avenues, and so many hands, and people
have touched it, and there's thousands and thousands
and thousands, because everybody says the timeline
of the Earth is thrown off, everything is older
than we think it is. But who made that up? How
could it be carried along like this and made
up in such a fashion that it was not? No, here's
what it is. It's not made up. The Earth is about
six and a half thousand years old. Six and a
half thousand? Yeah. The timeline is - That's
what you believe or that's what they say? Yeah,
this is what I believe. And then the other thing
is the timeline, you're right. Things went back
a lot further than they tell us. We were civilized
a lot sooner than they let us believe. That's
the part that's the big lie. All the caveman
shit. Right, exactly. That's the part that's
a lie. Right. These egypteses are huge. That's
the lie. That's the big lie. There's already
a technological civilization. That's what Satan
wants to believe. But this is why I don't believe
any of that bullshit. They're like... Dinosaurs.
They make a dinosaur, they find one fucking bone.
It's not even a dinosaur bone, it's a Nephilim
giant bone. Right, they're giant bones. And they
make these creatures to lie to us. It's a giant
lie. They just made up all this shit. Yeah, dinosaurs
are bullshit. Woofers love dinosaurs. I love
them too. When I was his age, man, between the
age of like five and ten. Oh, dinosaurs are great.
It's awesome. And you believe the whole story.
You believe the whole thing. It indoctrinated
you to believe it, yeah. You believe the whole
thing when you're a kid. It just makes perfect
sense. I went to the museum, looked at the skeletons
and said, wow. We're going through space like
this. Spinning six different ways. Come on. Such
bullshit. But then also when you think about
it then it's like, I believe what the Bible says.
We're going to do this, and we're going to do
that, and then all of a sudden it's like, hey,
we're going to wheel this TV out in front of
you guys, and we're going to watch this spaceship
take off. That was nuts, man. And then it blows
up in front of every child in the whole United
States. I saw the news, I heard it, it showed
it in school. I was like, fuck, man. Every person
in the world or, you know, in the United States
sees it. Oops. That was listening. No shirt,
Nick was still in high school and I was out of
high school. I was a little kid. I know, but
I talked to my mom because it was my brother's
birthday. I said, let him stay home from school
so we can get high. And she's like, OK. And so
we're watching the fucking space thing right
now. And it blows up. We're high five. Yeah,
OK. You're at home. I got to go to fucking math
class now. You know what? You're getting high
at home with your brother. You know, they're
like, all right, let's go and fucking run around
and shit. Well, you think you have a day off?
Now you got to step down to school? All the kids
were sad, huh? Well, but it's just, what do you
expect? Shocking. You built it up for fucking
weeks. You know, they only did it to show there
was a crash. They wouldn't have put it on if
it wasn't going to blow up. All they talk about
is a female teacher astronaut fucking all these
people that are going to go up into space. It's
going to be beautiful. It's the first time they're
doing this. And then you look into the rubber
room. They call it the rubber room underneath
the shuttle. And it's an evacuation system that
if they have a problem on the launch pad, shoots
you into this chamber and you can look into it.
They actually have stuff. It puts you down a
thing, and then you're down in a room way underground.
It shoots you into a fucking, like you go down
a huge slide. Really? Into a rubber room. So
they don't even do anything? No. In case it blows
up, something's gonna go wrong. At the launch
pad if it blows up. Oh, okay. It can go high.
So then they launched it. But that's probably
what they do with every single one of them. Exactly.
Shooting these things into the fucking ocean.
Right. Well, they don't get past the firmament.
Right. Right. You can't. Also, if they do these
guys, people go around and they find that the
people from this challenger have... are still
alive, and they find them using their same names.
Teachers. Teaching in universities, they're looking
at labs. A black guy said he had a twin brother
that nobody ever heard of. Sure, sure. You know
what I mean? Like, that's how sloppy... They
call out their name, whatever it is. Hey, Julie.
And then she turns around, and then, you know,
and she's using, like, Kate now. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that was fucking... And then they're
always like, get the fuck away from me. People
want to ask them about it. Well, some of them
are more... But some of them didn't change their
names. Well, this one bitch was fucking downright...
But there was another guy, too, but I mean, that's
obviously... Why can't you just be like, hey,
that's not me? I'm not that person. Because it
is him. But I'm just saying that's how much,
like, humorous and how much, like, narcissists
these people are. It's like... damn it, and it's
like, and that's what's so crazy. They're part
of the big lie. They keep the fucking lie going.
They're part of the big lie. Just think about
it, everybody's like, well, if 9 -11, if people
can't keep a secret for 9 -11, it's like, they
should be taken to a... Kim Jong Un tied one
of his rockets and put them all up and let it
explode. You want to die in a rocket explosion?
No, they shoot a rocket at you. I know, but those
people, because they wanted to be astronauts,
you got to strap them to the thing. I mean, listen,
it's just funny that they... What the fuck is
going on, man? What do you mean? I mean, this
whole thing is shit. I think that shit's gonna
go eventually... because it's the world here
all this information to make us realize what's
going on and then it's like well what can we
do not too much you know yeah reading fucking
books and getting oh yeah i mean we're at the
mercy pretty much you know that's what we really
want you to do right that's what we're hoping
you'll do and you know all right That's what
they're hoping to happen. Turn into a zombie,
fall in love with an AI fucking girl. If you
all revolve and attack them, well, I'll just
get everyone killed, which is all they want.
I mean, you won't even kick people because you
have sandals on. No matter what you do, they
are going to fuck you. I don't want you on my
crew. What I'm saying, it doesn't matter, dude.
No matter what we were to do. As soon as this
boot comes off, the steel toe boots go back on.
Yeah. Anything we do, though, is... Only help
them I got anything they they want us all dead
so no matter what we do if we give an excuse
to kill us they will Right let me so we're just
it's a lose -lose we can't do anything no matter
what we do you can we can't vote our way out
of this we can't You can't buy your way out of
it. Yeah, you can't you can't there's nothing
you can do dude. It's happening and You have
a real bright outlook. Well, I'm sorry, but...
You're not sorry at all. Don't ever say that
again. Why do you say you're sorry? You're not
sorry. Don't ever apologize. And the thing is,
we sound like kooks. I hate to tell you the truth,
but there's nothing we can fucking do about it.
There's nothing you can do. It's like eventually
they're just gonna come and take us away. Or
build robots and they fucking rape us to death.
Something's right. They don't want us here. I
don't want the ladder, I'll tell you that right
now. I'd rather just fucking... I just sneezed
out some of the evil. What's that? It's all good.
All right. What time are we at? You guys are
just fucking petering out on me. Mm -hmm. We're
at 1 .07, boy. All right. That's good. All right,
y 'all. Thanks for tuning in. Donnie at Fourth
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