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Kick back. Hey, everybody. Oh, shit, we're already

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started. Welcome to the Larry Needles Show. I'm

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Larry. Needles. Cakey. Fat girl, the picnic boy.

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We have a great story we're about to get into

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but for the obvious reason we're all wearing

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sunglasses because we're so retarded we can't

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figure the lighting out and it's all LEDs so

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go fucking blind. It's like looking at the sun.

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The Rora Borealis and Larry Horialis. That's

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a pretty good band name. It's like just him staring

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into a bottle. That's the album cover. Blinded

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by the Brown. With some fucking light coming

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out of it. That's the album name. Blinded by

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the Brown. Man, fat girl was just getting into

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the greatest story ever told on this podcast.

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He has now become a pic - He's a picnic boy now.

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Yeah. Cause he's got a sweet lady. Picnic basket.

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What's that? Yeah, do you carry your shit in

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a picnic basket? No, it's more ghetto than that.

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With like a, like a Walgreens bag. Yeah, kinda

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like a - Dollar general. You got your sandwiches

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in there. Well, she's thrifty. She's thrifty?

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She's money conscious. Just like you. Yeah. Oh

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my god, two Pollocks and a pod. Yeah. Is she

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another, is she another? No, no, she's Italian.

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She's got another Warsaw warrior. Like my wife

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is. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Italian, Czechoslovakian.

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It's as good as it gets. Yeah, it's not like

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she's, she's not broke, but she likes, she likes,

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you know. She's going on picnics. Yeah. And you

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like going on picnics? Walks. Yeah. Long walks.

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Dude, long walks. I like the picnic part. Do

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you? Because you get to eat. Fabriately. You're

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the fattest girl out there. Anything that involves

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the picnic part. You love. Eating is the favorite

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part. And then I just see you just like. Fall

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asleep. We had to go on a walk, honey. Yeah.

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I got to take my walking pizza slice with me.

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We kind of walked from the car to here. The picnic

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Polak. Oh, man. That's what happened. But then

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I started getting bit up. Once that sun starts

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going down. Yeah. Yeah. That's oh my gosh, shit,

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what time is it? Because you got that sweet Polish

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blood in you. That sweet Aryan blood. They won't

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bite me. It's an instant, dude. Oh man, they

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just come right down. The mosquitoes are, yeah,

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because they don't want to die. You give mosquitoes

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AIDS. Not the other way around. Larry's got this

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AZT aura around him. All my infections are cleared

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up. Everything. STDs and all. And all of a sudden

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you're a doctor now. As of this morning. He's

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like, trust the science. No, look at my leg,

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man. What? Look at how great those fucking wounds

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look. Yeah, they don't look that great at all.

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He looks like the guy from Philadelphia. All

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your lesions look even worse. They look like

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actual lesions. Look at my arm, how much better

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it is. It actually does look good. It's a lot

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better. It's been six months, I hope so. It's

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been not easy. There goes Larry's job of being

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an elbow model. He's not going to be able to

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do that anymore. Which is very funny. So let's

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talk about Charlie Kirk. Do we really have to?

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I just want to say, there's a lot of things in

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here. We kind of need to. That make me feel like

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it didn't. I mean, we don't need to. Allegedly,

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he got shot and killed. And if he did. Tell them

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about allegedly. If he did, I'm very sorry for

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that, because I would never condone that. And

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I also thought he was a cool guy. Do you think

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he was dead? I like Charlie. But I also see a

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lot of things online that are pointing to, you

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know, a cover -up. Well, there's your problem.

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A cover -up and a put in a protective custody

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and just some things. Wait, they think he's in

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protective custody? No, this is Larry's theory.

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Yeah, they rushed him off and there's a plane

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they took off, a private plane, and they turned

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their transponder on. Oh, that's fake. That's

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fake. I saw all this shit going on. Yeah, yeah.

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First of all, they said that was for the shooter,

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though. Yeah. Well, here's this. Here's one thing

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I saw when he grabs his neck. Mr. X sent me a

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video. His wedding ring jumps to his pinky. There

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was a lot of AI shit going on. A lot of people

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that were there said they didn't see. Look any

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blood but on the fucking video blood is coming

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out like crazy now his t -shirt didn't look like

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it was getting stained to me and believe me I've

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seen people get bloodied and I've been bloodied

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the shit goes everywhere your fucking clothes

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are wrecked especially the AI fucking blood wasn't

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gonna stick to the clothes They didn't do it

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right. Well, especially aerated blood. It's very

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dark red. You know what I mean? The thing is

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though like dude, you're getting hit by a through

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308 round allegedly. Yeah Less than 200 yards.

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Yeah, you think it would have blew his whole

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neck off Well, some people said it hit off because

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he wears a bulletproof vest Some people said

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a ricochet up there hit his neck. We have three

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away I mean, well, you know less it hit like

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it makes you think about the English shooting,

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right? It would tear you. I don't think that

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yeah now here's the thing but they showed a shot

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of him bending forward from angle and he had

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a squib inside of his That was the top of his

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vest, his bulletproof vest. You think so? Yeah.

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Because there was a lot of action with his t

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-shirt. Listen, man. The thing is, too, like,

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you can have a vest. First of all, you can have

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a vest with steel plates. Let's get down to brass

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tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. First of

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all, this guy kissed the wall. Yep. Multiple

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donors of Jewish descent. All of a sudden, he

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switches over from being a hardcore Zionist.

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Yeah, realizing. And then, you know, Christianity,

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became Christian. allegedly all of this is I

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mean I don't I followed him for a little bit

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I really didn't keep an eye on Charlie Kirk because

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I got along with some of his stuff but he's kind

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of annoying when he was a Zionist shill so but

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so then now he's getting threats allegedly BB

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invites him to come out to Israel he says no

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yeah goes on Shapiro two days before says the

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truth they don't like that yeah and Yahoo comes

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out and says, sorry that Charlie Kirk died. A

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free speech warrior. An hour and a half after

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that was the first. He knew before anyone knew

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that he was dead. He came out, I mean it was

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after he was dead. But he's in the middle of

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bombing eight different countries. Yeah, but

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he was the first one to, like, say something.

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You know what I mean? Like, why would it sound

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like Russia didn't come out? Well, him and Trump

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came out at the same time, basically. Yeah, but

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why? Well, yeah, right? Why would you? Why him?

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Here's the other stuff. Of all people. Here's

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the other stuff that really bothers me about

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it. This shooter, they got footage of him jumping

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off this roof. He supposedly has his gun broken

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down in his backpack, because he's got nothing

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in his hands. Well, he's got the backpack. You

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see that. And then you're telling me when he

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dumps the gun, he puts it back together and wraps

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it in a towel. I mean, come on, man. Is that

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how they found it, though? Yes. Well, OK, now

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this is what they're... You know and he had shit

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on the bullets like if you're reading this you're

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gay Yeah, which is hilarious. This guy's really

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ripping the podcast off We should sue his estate

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That's what's kind of fucking stupid he posted

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on What the hell's those not force cord a discord

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that he left the gun in a forest Like what? It's

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like who the hell? Are these people this stupid

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that that's what they do? It doesn't make sense.

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They're saying the guy dropped off the gun in

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a towel. It doesn't make sense. Well, he says

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he even did that in the Discord. They are just

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bombarding us with bullshit information. Larry

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and I were talking. You got to be like, that

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guy. You don't know what to believe. Well, the

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weird thing is, is like, all right, if I'm a

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sniper and I'm going to escape a shooting like

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this. I'm not doing it within 200 yards. Right,

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you're gonna be able to do it from further. My

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dad was in the Marines, he said they qualified,

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he qualified with the BAR, you know, brawling

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automatic rifle, all that shit, all the big guns,

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at 5 ,000, I mean 500 yards, hitting a fucking

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little thing like this. Yeah, I can teach you

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within a day how to shoot, like... a hockey puck

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from 200 yards and hit it five times in a row.

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Do that bullet, there's no trajectory change.

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It looked like it did. Not from that short of

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a distance. Another thing is an IDF tactic is

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shooting people in the neck. They've come out

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and admit that. But so now we get back to this

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whole thing. Let me finish my thing real quick

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though. No, picnic boy. I would be in a parking

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garage, so my getaway car's right there. I'm

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gone within a minute of that happening, probably

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less. I'm out of there. So put the lollygagging.

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The other thing is too, this kid did look pretty

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athletic. When he ran up that roof, like swung

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down, jumped down. It's all bullshit. It's fake

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and gay. And he looks a lot like Lee Harvey Oswald,

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too. It's like all of a sudden we're supposed

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to believe that... He's got that look. Did they

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use all three of his names? I don't believe so.

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No? Okay. But yeah, then what? His parents turned

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him in? His dad. His dad was a sheriff or 27

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-year -old veteran. And his mom was a... It's

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like this whole thing is... It stinks. Yes. Something

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smells rotten in Denmark. Yeah, and it ain't

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fucking Yeah, did you hear cash Patel talking

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to I don't trust that guy. He's Indian Well,

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they're talking about we want to thank this for

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working with this thank this for it It's like

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the parents turned him in and that's honey pot.

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Sorry. Oh big time. Okay, sorry Yeah, the parents

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turned him in it's like, where's the FBI? Yeah,

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they didn't solve this case. You guys didn't

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solve it. Nobody solved this case. Well, you

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wonder why? Turn them in. Because, well, I was

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reading something which kind of made me laugh.

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I mean, they probably would have found him. But

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he's like, guy paid off his mortgage and got

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rid of his son at the same time. Yeah, he didn't

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take the money. He didn't take the money. It's

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a joke, Larry. I mean, come on, Larry. You know,

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I was wondering that. I'm like, there's no way

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you can take that money. What do you mean? Turn

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your own kid in? Yeah. That's how I say it. I

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don't know, man. I know a compensation for...

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Yeah, right? Losing my child. Well, the whole

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thing is, is that... The thing is, though, like,

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Kirk, dude, the guy was a wordsmith. Yeah. Like,

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he knew his shit. He was an instigator. Yeah.

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I don't know. He was an instigator. That's what

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he did. He shit -talked. No, he didn't shit -talk.

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He didn't shit -talk. He didn't shit -talk. He

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shit -talked facts. In a meticulous way. He was

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very well, but he was able to back up everything.

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Guys out there debating kids. You know what I

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mean? I know he's like shattering the ceilings

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of breaking, opening their mind and making them

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think a different way. But they need that. Yeah,

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I understand that. Because they're the ones that

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are fucking idiots. But when you show them, it's

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like, it's turned, it gets, you know, listen,

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he said, he said some funny stuff. I'll tell

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you that. But now all of a sudden we need a martyr

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and look at this guy appears. Shit, I forgot

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that quote. But you know what I mean, like all

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of a sudden now. What about the Epstein files?

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Well, yeah. Who cares about that? Oh, see, look

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at that. Lucky Larry Silverstein over here. He's

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already passed it. He's like, don't worry about

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that. That's all right, man. Let's worry about

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what happened today and yesterday. I think Larry's

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name is on there. Well, how about this, man?

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Dude, I'm telling you, we need to bring out the

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nose meter. I think it's growing. No, like he

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said Kirk alistine the other the guys 31 has

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two kids. Yeah, it's horrible. Like this is Kind

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of a war on free spot. Here's what can you not

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just argue the internet with a crazy racism crazy

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shit yesterday? Or Twitter was. Cash Patel did

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some tweet or said something. I don't trust that

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guy. He's an Indian. He said, see you in Valhalla,

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Charlie. No, he said that in a speech, too. Valhalla

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is the nickname for the place where, yeah, that,

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but it's also the nickname for the place where

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they put the real important people in protective

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custody. Oh, really? I've never heard of that.

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How do you know this? Cuz, man. What do you mean,

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cuz, man? I was reading it all day on the internet.

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Are you in this internet? I mean, Cash Patel,

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he looks like he's... I swear to fucking leave

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the fucking moon we're gonna slap you. He looks

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like he does blow all day long. If you look at

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him, he's just like he's... Yeah, he looks high

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as a fucking motherfucker. I don't think he does

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blow all day. I just think he's on edge. I think

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so too. I just think he's like... Maybe a little

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blow. First of all, he's an Indian in a position

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of prominence that does not deserve that title

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at all. And he's probably worried about getting

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whacked every day. A suspected honey pot. And

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that's a funny thing, though. I mean, how do

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you... You fucking... Getting from in within

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and divide. What's the easiest way to get to

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a dude? Yeah And all honestly, what's a Jew doing

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with an Indian guy? I mean a good -looking one,

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too Yeah, it's like come on over here. Yeah,

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that's I mean or been what's that? For Jewish

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women to go with the corners. Yeah, it is. They

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don't even allow that. Unless they're a honey

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pot. Well, I mean, come on. Look at Fang Fang.

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I mean, it's not like it hasn't been proven.

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These guys are... But, you know, they're not

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gonna... They already run half of the three -letter

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agencies, Israel. They got their hands in everything.

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And people just think that they're not gonna

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be at the top and they're not gonna have all

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these operatives that are running against us.

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Yeah, right? People are so stupid right now,

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they're gonna believe anything. The news cycle

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changes so quick in an hour. Like we were in

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the group chat where it's like this, this, this,

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this, this. And then it's like two hours later,

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that gets debunked. Three hours later, who's

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debunking it? Who's putting it out there? Wasn't

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there another alleged school shooting again today?

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Oh, no, there was one in Colorado the same day

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as, uh... Same day as Charlie. You haven't heard

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anything about it. Well, we were talking about

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how this, like, the whole prison planet... It

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was probably a black guy. Yeah, it was a black

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guy, so you didn't hear anything about it. No,

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that's what I'm guessing. I didn't see it. No,

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I don't think so. It was like a baby -faced kid

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they call, or a baby -faced kid they call them.

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Baby -faced Nelson. Something like that. Yeah,

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baby -faced Nelson. Baby -faced Nigerian. Like

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that theory of just like we're living in a prison

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planet that thrives off of negative emotion.

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And it's like, Larry and I are talking. Yeah,

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lots of negative energy. of there's two or three

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things that are happening that are so bad. Yeah,

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they can't even keep up. And it's like, so they

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get rid of this guy. And what is that? And that

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makes these people fight these people. And, dude,

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I'm telling you, the stuff that people were saying

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on the internet, I was like, damn, dude, I'm

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like, this is crazy. Openly saying this stuff

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like you got to get punched in the face And then

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people are like I'm saying this you can come

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and see me here at my job. I mean, you're Wow

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That's what they want man, that's what this whole

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thing is about If everybody's divided and some

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fucking side that really doesn't even matter

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people are so fucking brainwashed It's like the

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hypnotized chickens and the Iggy Pop song. Yeah,

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that is fucking then you don't see what the assholes

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at the top are really how hard they're fucking

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up. It's because everybody's on. Yeah, because

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they distract us from 20 things. That's the whole

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thing, divide and conquer. But people are so

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dumb that they can't realize it that every fucking

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single thing that you see is fucking fake. You

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live it in a movie. Here's the main problem.

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Well, I mean, dude, that gut ain't fake. It's

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what's his name from Larry's laugh of approval.

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Total Recall. He just touches it. Quado, Quado,

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Quado. Do they say that? Total Recall? No, there's

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a guy living in his stomach and he says, Quado.

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And that's what he's saying. He has the feet

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of everyone. I see. I'm hungry, fat girl. Come

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on, Quado, I'm on a... I get to Nick Walsh, that's

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my girlfriend. She's like, what's that? Don't

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worry about it. We're going to eat soon. That's

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just Quado. But no, the issue is now, I mean,

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when you were in your early 20s. Why are your

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hands so small when you're finger -banging me?

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He's like, why is your tongue down there? You're

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kissing me? Oh, Quado! Damn it, Quado! Damn it,

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Quado, the rapist. Get back in there. If he got

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arrested, would you have to go to jail with him?

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Yeah. Or do they have to kill him? Oh, he's good

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at hiding. He's got to like stand there and he's

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in a little jail. He's good at hiding when it

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comes that time. When it's time to get arrested.

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I'm sorry. He's good at hiding. Did you give

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two shits about politics? Hell no. Some sort

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of. Not really. I was too into like pussy and

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drugs. Me too. Me too. And my thing was like,

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you know, all the punk bands would say, fuck

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Reagan, fuck Reagan. OK, fuck Reagan. I didn't

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know. And here's the thing. I just thought we

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were always, always against any president. I

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didn't know that there were sides. I just thought

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it meant fuck authority, which I was totally

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down with. And now you still think they're sides

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when it's a uniparty. It's no sides. There's

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no sides. And that's part of the mind fuck. That's

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how they get us to fight. We were younger. We

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didn't have social media and all these clips

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every second of the day. Just new clips telling

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us, oh, he's a fascist. He's this. He's a racist.

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He's a pedophile. Boobs ass thrown in there.

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Boobs ass. And it's just like maximum overdrive

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of just debauchery. These young kids can't take

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it. These young males. I'm going to watch Trump

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talk on there and then I'm going to watch a lady

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poop on a monkey's head. And you're like, Jesus,

00:18:10.690 --> 00:18:12.809
man, you can actually watch. stuff like that.

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The kids, the boys today are fucking, they're

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very fucking effeminate. No, they're not effeminate.

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They need to look at my algorithm. You always

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say the estrogen in the water. Yeah, you know,

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it's like they're doing it to us so we don't

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fucking reproduce. They want to get rid of us,

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man. I mean, coming from Buff Jones over here.

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I mean, you're like a waste. I was born before

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the fucking, you know, the heavy fucking drugging

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of the system. Yeah, I know about that. Look

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at this idea. I didn't have his nose. Exactly.

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I didn't have as many vaccines and shit. Vaccines,

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yeah. I mean, I don't know about them. Well,

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that don't really matter. Neither did we. Yeah.

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Yeah, okay. You know. The kids today are getting

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fucking crazy fucking shots. 75 or something.

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And they do multitude shots where they just mix

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them together. I'm surprised they don't put the

00:19:01.299 --> 00:19:03.980
vaccines in the fucking... They put it in the

00:19:03.980 --> 00:19:05.779
food, they sprayed it in the air. I mean, and

00:19:05.779 --> 00:19:07.440
the fucking, what the hell is that? Fentanyl,

00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:09.799
now. They just put that in the sunroom and snorting

00:19:09.799 --> 00:19:12.059
it up. I guess those people are kind of - I mean,

00:19:12.180 --> 00:19:14.059
yeah, I don't think you need to worry about that.

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I don't think they want that. I'm fucking done.

00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:17.500
Which would be actually a good idea if you put

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antibiotics in fentanyl so they wouldn't get

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those weird ass rashes and shit and all that

00:19:21.900 --> 00:19:24.400
crazy shit. But they want them gone. I used to

00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:26.720
think there was preservatives in the heroin.

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It's like $155 ,000. Or something, man. You know,

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I never looked like those fuckers. The Shines

00:19:35.819 --> 00:19:37.359
probably would preserve it. You just don't remember.

00:19:38.059 --> 00:19:40.819
Yeah, you just don't remember. This guy's a good

00:19:40.819 --> 00:19:44.059
buyer. Put some preservatives in there. Keep

00:19:44.059 --> 00:19:46.880
this motherfucker alive. Yeah, that's the whole

00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:49.259
point. Now they don't care. Right. That's a death

00:19:49.259 --> 00:19:52.779
sentence. They want you dead. I liked it better

00:19:52.779 --> 00:19:54.460
when they wanted you coming back and they're

00:19:54.460 --> 00:19:57.519
nice to you. They wanted your money. I don't

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know about nice, but wait an hour and a half

00:20:00.259 --> 00:20:05.119
and then all of a sudden Leroy Jones comes walking.

00:20:05.180 --> 00:20:08.099
Not even walking. Well, sometimes walking. They

00:20:08.099 --> 00:20:09.920
don't look like pimps anymore. I wish they did.

00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:12.359
That would be great. Drug dealers still dress

00:20:12.359 --> 00:20:15.339
like pimps. Right? Yeah, they look like just

00:20:15.339 --> 00:20:18.880
some kid in a hoodie and baggy pants. Well, I

00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:24.400
don't know, it's been so long. A shine kit. There

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we go. Just in case. I think that was a given.

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Well, just in case they weren't sure. Yeah, it's

00:20:41.779 --> 00:20:44.200
been a very funny, it's been a really... crazy

00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:46.039
week that white chick gets stabbed by the black

00:20:46.039 --> 00:20:48.579
guy. Yeah, and that's a fucking Psyop, probably.

00:20:49.119 --> 00:20:51.299
Dude, I just can't, I find it so difficult that

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this little tiny Ukrainian girl... And she was

00:20:53.539 --> 00:20:55.220
the hottest Ukrainian chick, because when we

00:20:55.220 --> 00:20:57.400
were bombing Ukraine or whoever was bombing them,

00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:59.240
I don't know what the fuck was going on, but

00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:01.460
all the chicks... Well, I can tell you, in 2014

00:21:01.460 --> 00:21:03.400
the CIA started to coo. All the chicks on TV

00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:06.740
were fucking dogs. They all were ugly. I told

00:21:06.740 --> 00:21:09.140
Mary... Yeah, because the hot ones had guys they

00:21:09.140 --> 00:21:10.599
could go to. There's not one good -looking chick

00:21:10.599 --> 00:21:13.880
behind the fucking whole fucking... country of

00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:16.299
Ukraine. And then this morning, the show was

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like, fuck, man. She was like a model. She works

00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:20.500
at a pizza parlor. Well, I know. She works at

00:21:20.500 --> 00:21:25.460
a pizza parlor. She gets on the bus with five

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African -American people, the only white girl

00:21:28.240 --> 00:21:30.039
at night. And you sit in the front. First of

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all, if you're from a war -torn country, and

00:21:32.859 --> 00:21:36.099
your fucking instincts don't kick in, and your

00:21:36.099 --> 00:21:39.349
spidey sense, and where's your... They said she

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has a boyfriend how come the fucking pizza place

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cuz you know I'm gonna tell you right now It's

00:21:43.250 --> 00:21:45.490
probably some Dago who runs that runs their pizza

00:21:45.490 --> 00:21:47.549
place. Yeah, we know how much they like to diddle

00:21:47.549 --> 00:21:50.680
the help So, I mean, I'm surprised this guy wasn't

00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:54.740
getting a handy in his car like a fucking Frederico

00:21:54.740 --> 00:21:59.640
schoongeal or something. Taking fucking Miss

00:21:59.640 --> 00:22:01.700
Ukraine back to her shitty apartment. Well, yeah,

00:22:01.779 --> 00:22:03.900
how can we not be in a good guido giving her

00:22:03.900 --> 00:22:07.180
a ride home? Yeah, a good diddler. He's like,

00:22:07.259 --> 00:22:10.660
I can come on and play with the Capacola. It

00:22:10.660 --> 00:22:14.180
was the Gabagool, sweetie. The Gabagool mouth.

00:22:15.660 --> 00:22:18.839
But it's like, all of a sudden, this chick just

00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:21.160
gets on the bus. There's like, where's the video

00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:23.339
of people coming from the place, going all the

00:22:23.339 --> 00:22:25.859
way to the place, the scene of the crime? I mean,

00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:28.460
listen. The scene of the crime was the bus. Going

00:22:28.460 --> 00:22:30.680
to the scene, walking from the pizza place. Oh,

00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:31.920
I'm sure they got it. That's not the part that's

00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:33.400
gory. Well, then why not release it? Why can't

00:22:33.400 --> 00:22:35.900
you just show us this kill box that you could

00:22:35.900 --> 00:22:38.589
have made in a studio? Well, you know the crazy

00:22:38.589 --> 00:22:42.089
thing was absolutely Well, all right. So here

00:22:42.089 --> 00:22:45.009
did you get well get this? Did you see the other

00:22:45.009 --> 00:22:47.250
black people on the bus? Yeah, like got away

00:22:47.250 --> 00:22:49.670
from her. They didn't ask me Yeah, they didn't

00:22:49.670 --> 00:22:51.529
do shit. They didn't try to help her. I didn't

00:22:51.529 --> 00:22:53.910
do shit Okay, and that could be part of the Psyop

00:22:53.910 --> 00:22:55.950
to make everyone fucking one. What a fucking

00:22:55.950 --> 00:22:58.609
war Did you guys hear this shit about her bullshit?

00:22:58.890 --> 00:23:01.609
What's that? So supposedly this Ukrainian broad

00:23:01.609 --> 00:23:05.130
was already used in a Psyop She was a medic who

00:23:05.130 --> 00:23:08.190
died in the Ukraine war. Really? Yeah, her name

00:23:08.190 --> 00:23:10.289
was... Yeah, because she's fucking good looking.

00:23:10.369 --> 00:23:12.750
Yeah, she was a Ukrainian medic. There you have

00:23:12.750 --> 00:23:16.069
it. She was killed in action... And then killed

00:23:16.069 --> 00:23:20.609
again in... Yeah, in Bakhmut, Ukraine on April

00:23:20.609 --> 00:23:23.910
15th. I can't see the date. Where is this from?

00:23:24.250 --> 00:23:26.690
What sources is this? Instagram, so it's reliable.

00:23:26.710 --> 00:23:32.869
It's the what? Instagram, so it's reliable. That's

00:23:32.869 --> 00:23:36.369
like as reliable as a dollar store condom. Come

00:23:36.369 --> 00:23:41.029
on. It's reliable? 99. 60 % of the time. Is it

00:23:41.029 --> 00:23:44.650
$1 .25? 99 % of the time, it works. 20 % of the

00:23:44.650 --> 00:23:45.950
time. I mean, those things are definitely made

00:23:45.950 --> 00:23:48.329
in China. I'll tell you that right now. They

00:23:48.329 --> 00:23:50.329
probably fuck it. You put that thing on, you're

00:23:50.329 --> 00:23:53.130
not having kids. What are they? Oh, nothing.

00:23:53.250 --> 00:23:56.910
What are they saying? Ron Burgundy? 99 % of the

00:23:56.910 --> 00:24:02.009
time it works. 20 % of the time. That's like

00:24:02.009 --> 00:24:04.509
they hit us with a big one with this white chick

00:24:04.509 --> 00:24:07.210
and then people go crazy about that and I think

00:24:07.210 --> 00:24:08.849
it wasn't it didn't happen right I think this

00:24:08.849 --> 00:24:10.930
happened like a month or two ago and they're

00:24:10.930 --> 00:24:16.059
just releasing it. And then... Because they want

00:24:16.059 --> 00:24:18.180
to time this shit. They want to get it at a time

00:24:18.180 --> 00:24:19.660
to rile everybody the fuck up. What I mean, dude,

00:24:19.819 --> 00:24:21.519
it's like... Because they got to get the blacks

00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:24.420
and whites fighting and the Dems and Republicans

00:24:24.420 --> 00:24:26.779
with Charlie Kirk and all this bullshit. It's

00:24:26.779 --> 00:24:29.430
literally one camera. Know what I mean? Like

00:24:29.430 --> 00:24:31.349
pointing down if you've ever been on a city bus,

00:24:31.430 --> 00:24:33.309
I mean in Chicago. They have multiple cameras

00:24:33.309 --> 00:24:35.809
Yeah, okay. I haven't been on a bus in like 40

00:24:35.809 --> 00:24:40.890
years. It's just like pointing down yeah Really

00:24:40.890 --> 00:24:43.269
like moving on the bus, you know what I mean?

00:24:43.309 --> 00:24:48.529
Like if you're dry, yeah I'm just saying what

00:24:48.529 --> 00:24:50.549
I saw, because we know there's not exactly the

00:24:50.549 --> 00:24:53.609
greatest towns. You know the streets fucking

00:24:53.609 --> 00:24:55.509
have holes and the fucking... But it's like it

00:24:55.509 --> 00:24:58.130
was played out. Like she comes in, sits down,

00:24:58.130 --> 00:25:01.049
sits on her phone. Guy comes out, takes his knife

00:25:01.049 --> 00:25:05.009
out, stands above her, big black guy in front

00:25:05.009 --> 00:25:09.329
of a girl, little white girl, curling up. And

00:25:09.329 --> 00:25:12.490
it's like, why is... And then it's like, oh,

00:25:12.509 --> 00:25:15.150
and the people do nothing. I don't care what

00:25:15.150 --> 00:25:18.170
you say. People are compassionate to some extent.

00:25:18.509 --> 00:25:20.410
Out of six people, somebody is going to call

00:25:20.410 --> 00:25:22.490
911 or try to help. Well, here's the other thing.

00:25:23.029 --> 00:25:25.329
Because of the Daniel Penny thing, people might

00:25:25.329 --> 00:25:26.930
be afraid to do anything. They're not going to

00:25:26.930 --> 00:25:28.529
touch him. They should help her. That's what

00:25:28.529 --> 00:25:31.250
I'm saying. Because obviously that guy's a lunatic.

00:25:31.250 --> 00:25:32.730
He's got a knife and he stabbed somebody already.

00:25:33.190 --> 00:25:35.369
This is, I guess, the race of the people in the

00:25:35.369 --> 00:25:39.750
bus case. They didn't do shit. They're probably,

00:25:39.930 --> 00:25:41.930
they're taking a bus because they have no fucking

00:25:41.930 --> 00:25:43.589
money. Well, no, I understand that. These people

00:25:43.589 --> 00:25:46.190
don't give a shit about nothing. Like, man, that

00:25:46.190 --> 00:25:48.569
white girl, fuck her. But even, I'm just saying,

00:25:48.809 --> 00:25:50.690
in most... That's what they want you to think,

00:25:50.869 --> 00:25:53.589
though. People care. People show emotion. There

00:25:53.589 --> 00:25:56.230
was no emotion. They wanted to make sure they

00:25:56.230 --> 00:25:59.450
told all the crisis actors, make sure you don't

00:25:59.450 --> 00:26:01.069
give a fuck when this white girl gets dead. But

00:26:01.069 --> 00:26:04.519
that gives the most rawest emotion ever. You

00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:07.759
know what I mean? People not helping a person.

00:26:08.059 --> 00:26:10.279
And then besides race, just helping a person.

00:26:10.960 --> 00:26:12.579
And they were older. They were like older black

00:26:12.579 --> 00:26:14.500
women too. And usually older black women will

00:26:14.500 --> 00:26:17.579
go and help. That's what I'm saying, man. And

00:26:17.579 --> 00:26:19.500
the guy just gets up, gets out. And then they're

00:26:19.500 --> 00:26:21.640
like, you could hear him coming off the bus saying,

00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.700
I got that white lady or whatever or something

00:26:24.700 --> 00:26:27.099
to that extent. I got that white bitch. Well,

00:26:27.099 --> 00:26:28.940
I'm assuming that's what they say because that

00:26:28.940 --> 00:26:31.079
draws another reaction out of you. It's just

00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:33.339
like bam, bam, bam, bam. Well, he definitely

00:26:33.339 --> 00:26:35.839
did say, I just stabbed that Caucasian woman.

00:26:35.859 --> 00:26:37.359
That would be hilarious. You got a British accent?

00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:40.319
That would be great. I say, Chad. But then there

00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:41.920
was a thing I was reading. Just stabbed a little

00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:45.140
white lady to death. Did I? A little white bed,

00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:47.619
yeah. Jail calls with his sister where he says

00:26:47.619 --> 00:26:50.240
he has something inside of him and they need

00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:52.700
to check inside of him out. Well, supposedly

00:26:52.700 --> 00:26:55.599
his mother even like begged. Put him away because

00:26:55.599 --> 00:26:58.180
he scares me. Yeah. Well, he beat the shit out

00:26:58.180 --> 00:27:02.440
of his sister. Yeah. Well, but then, but you

00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:04.960
know what, I got some calming news though about

00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.200
that and just helped me out with that whole situation

00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:10.660
because I turned on the view and I saw Whoopi

00:27:10.660 --> 00:27:12.839
and them talking about it and they're like, you

00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:16.319
know, it's really not, it's because Trump defunded

00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:20.259
the mental, like mental health system. I just

00:27:20.259 --> 00:27:22.180
figured it was Little Ceasar giving two for one

00:27:22.180 --> 00:27:27.039
pizzas. They figured out a way to make it Trump's

00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:29.470
fault. Well, that's what they did. Well, they

00:27:29.470 --> 00:27:30.710
could blame it on what? Well, no, they said,

00:27:30.750 --> 00:27:32.809
well, we don't want to get political, but...

00:27:32.809 --> 00:27:35.150
We're going to. Yeah, they're like, well, but

00:27:35.150 --> 00:27:38.150
Trump defunded the mental health program. Well,

00:27:38.329 --> 00:27:40.369
fucking Geraldo Rivera first fucked that up.

00:27:40.369 --> 00:27:42.869
Yeah, when he went to the insane in silence and

00:27:42.869 --> 00:27:45.069
said, look at these conditions and freaked everyone

00:27:45.069 --> 00:27:46.849
out in like the late 70s, early 80s. Just like

00:27:46.849 --> 00:27:49.789
the satanic panic. Cause he's a satanic, cause

00:27:49.789 --> 00:27:52.990
he's a satanic fucking devil too. Fuck me, Geraldo,

00:27:53.470 --> 00:27:55.789
for not finding anything in El Capone's fucking

00:27:55.789 --> 00:27:59.849
vault. I will fight you, Geraldo. I swear to

00:27:59.849 --> 00:28:05.950
God. If I see your bitch ass, you beaner, I will

00:28:05.950 --> 00:28:09.869
slap the dog shit out of you. I will pick him

00:28:09.869 --> 00:28:12.289
up and spin him around like the lady from Dirty

00:28:12.289 --> 00:28:15.359
Dancing. And then I will kick him right in his

00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:19.440
nuts. I'll grab him by the gooch and slam him

00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:21.759
down. Dude, I will make you into a fucking street

00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:24.460
tamale. Honestly, this should be the new thing.

00:28:24.680 --> 00:28:27.180
We should all start a page. Who wants to kick

00:28:27.180 --> 00:28:29.660
the shit out of Geraldo? I'm sure there's a lot.

00:28:30.579 --> 00:28:36.960
Dude, I have never forgotten that. I'm going

00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:40.009
to go punch him when he dies. We need to stop

00:28:40.009 --> 00:28:42.829
that page, dude. I'll dress up like Al Capone

00:28:42.829 --> 00:28:45.089
and just slap him. Dude, I was so pumped to see

00:28:45.089 --> 00:28:46.990
that shit. Yeah, and he's like, nothing's in

00:28:46.990 --> 00:28:48.869
here. Fuck you, they should have put Geraldo

00:28:48.869 --> 00:28:51.250
in that bitch and then turned the lock and locked

00:28:51.250 --> 00:28:54.309
him in there. The fucking great. Right, now there's

00:28:54.309 --> 00:28:57.150
some in there, bang. What a son of a bitch for

00:28:57.150 --> 00:29:00.549
ruining one year of my life. They should deport

00:29:00.549 --> 00:29:05.349
him for that. See, she's all ice on him. But

00:29:05.349 --> 00:29:08.210
I'm a citizen. Too fucking bad, Geraldo. Yeah,

00:29:08.529 --> 00:29:11.519
dude. Not anymore. You fucking lose your green

00:29:11.519 --> 00:29:14.279
card for that fucking shenanigans at Al Capone's

00:29:14.279 --> 00:29:17.039
fault. Dude, that's bullshit. Dude, it was like,

00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:19.559
I was like, nah. What did you think? Yeah, what

00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:21.359
would you think would be in there? Dude, I thought

00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:24.319
there was gold bars and bunch of hooker panties.

00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:25.799
Dude, Bugsy Siegel, I hope, there's something.

00:29:26.059 --> 00:29:27.819
Yeah, fuck it. Bugsy Siegel, Skeletal, the real

00:29:27.819 --> 00:29:30.079
nice silver. No, who the fucking, the teamster,

00:29:30.259 --> 00:29:32.779
fucking Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah. That would have been

00:29:32.779 --> 00:29:34.799
great. Hoffa's hand or something in there. That's

00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:36.460
something. Remember when Geraldo went to go see

00:29:36.460 --> 00:29:39.039
the troops and he gave away their fucking...

00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:40.920
position and they put their hands down their

00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:45.559
pants and shook his hand. I'm not pleased with

00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:48.839
Geraldo. He's given up locations of United States

00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:51.220
military. Yeah, this guy's got to fucking go.

00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:53.640
The grease bag. Yeah, we're starting a petition.

00:29:53.859 --> 00:29:56.440
Go fund me to deport Geraldo. Was he Puerto Rican?

00:29:56.539 --> 00:29:59.289
I don't care. He's one of those brown cheese

00:29:59.289 --> 00:30:01.430
countries. You know what? No, he's a tiny hat

00:30:01.430 --> 00:30:04.930
guy, too. I'm sure he is. Fucking right. Jerry

00:30:04.930 --> 00:30:08.869
Rivers, Geraldo Rivera. Yeah, right. Well, they,

00:30:09.049 --> 00:30:13.690
yeah. His name is Heraldo. We're going to catapult

00:30:13.690 --> 00:30:16.710
you right back to fucking Tel Aviv. See how you

00:30:16.710 --> 00:30:19.789
like that? Long fucking ride, asshole. No, but

00:30:19.789 --> 00:30:21.970
I saw this one punk rock. Did you ever see the

00:30:21.970 --> 00:30:24.049
episode when they had the punk rockers on Heraldo?

00:30:24.069 --> 00:30:26.049
No, we could use his yarmulke to put on his nose

00:30:26.049 --> 00:30:27.849
so we could fly faster. They were like, fuck

00:30:27.849 --> 00:30:30.890
you, Heraldo. You're a Jew. Jerry Rivers, the

00:30:30.890 --> 00:30:34.349
one fucking ten -headed scoundrel. Pretending

00:30:34.349 --> 00:30:37.130
you're fucking Hispanic. He probably is. Dude,

00:30:37.170 --> 00:30:38.869
what was the one where he got no fist fight?

00:30:38.759 --> 00:30:40.599
with somebody didn't you get the clan throat

00:30:40.599 --> 00:30:42.500
or is that more that was a big mouth was that

00:30:42.500 --> 00:30:44.759
somebody punched him in the busted his nose that

00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:50.539
was the punk rock because then he was doing shows

00:30:50.539 --> 00:30:57.660
with like a big fucking sympathy yeah fucking

00:30:57.660 --> 00:31:02.200
illegal I swear to God man no I see you although

00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:04.740
I'm gonna slap you for al Capone we have to we

00:31:04.740 --> 00:31:06.759
have to start a page up with you or go fund me

00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:11.549
to get rid of Yeah, the Port Heraldo Perunian

00:31:11.549 --> 00:31:15.730
hour of time. The Al Capone fiasco. Because there

00:31:15.730 --> 00:31:18.170
was nothing in there. And for my recollection,

00:31:18.269 --> 00:31:20.049
there was nothing in there. We should do a watch

00:31:20.049 --> 00:31:21.329
along. It was completely empty. In one of the

00:31:21.329 --> 00:31:23.490
podcasts. We'll get a TV to watch. It was completely

00:31:23.490 --> 00:31:26.849
empty. Yeah. Just like his soul. Because he probably

00:31:26.849 --> 00:31:29.529
stole it. Because he's a Puerto Rican. Probably.

00:31:29.890 --> 00:31:32.509
He came ahead of time and stole all this shit.

00:31:32.829 --> 00:31:33.930
Oh, man, none is here, dude. Came and fucking

00:31:33.930 --> 00:31:36.029
Jimmy Savile, because they probably both touch

00:31:36.029 --> 00:31:37.859
kids. Well, here's the thing. You know, he's

00:31:37.859 --> 00:31:41.140
one of the head warlocks, because he's fucking

00:31:41.140 --> 00:31:43.940
friends with another head warlock, John Lennon,

00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:47.099
the devil. But they're all interconnected. Yeah.

00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:49.759
But if he's buddies with Lennon, you know he's

00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:52.720
really fucking full of it. Not my favorite Lennon.

00:31:53.230 --> 00:31:58.109
No. Not by a fucking long shot. Or a short shot

00:31:58.109 --> 00:32:02.150
with a pistol. Dude, I've never heard that one

00:32:02.150 --> 00:32:05.309
song Lennon had that the real nigger is a woman.

00:32:05.609 --> 00:32:07.970
The woman is the nigger of the world? Yeah. I

00:32:07.970 --> 00:32:10.630
mean, you really just want to fire these... Hey,

00:32:10.789 --> 00:32:12.890
this kid gets back from a picnic and he just

00:32:12.890 --> 00:32:15.549
turns all racist. This was a Lennon song, not

00:32:15.549 --> 00:32:18.549
me. I know, and it's just funny. And then he's

00:32:18.549 --> 00:32:21.009
like, yeah, that's what it is. He talks about,

00:32:21.089 --> 00:32:22.890
you know, making them dress up like... horse

00:32:22.890 --> 00:32:25.369
and making him dance and making him cook for

00:32:25.369 --> 00:32:27.529
you and then the chorus says woman who looked

00:32:27.529 --> 00:32:30.369
like a bag of potatoes. Okay, you don't have

00:32:30.369 --> 00:32:32.609
to sing it. We get the point. I mean, Jesus,

00:32:32.769 --> 00:32:34.710
Larry, you guys are really gonna put us at the

00:32:34.710 --> 00:32:36.569
bottom of YouTube again. Am I the only one sweating

00:32:36.569 --> 00:32:39.170
in here? Yeah, I'm sweating my balls off. I was

00:32:39.170 --> 00:32:41.289
gonna say, man. Fucking dying over it. I didn't

00:32:41.289 --> 00:32:43.710
even have to lose. Oh, my pussy is so moist right

00:32:43.710 --> 00:32:45.710
now. I don't have to put a leather jacket on

00:32:45.710 --> 00:32:48.569
because he's a faggot. Well, that probably got

00:32:48.569 --> 00:32:51.609
him. I don't know where that came from. Whatever.

00:32:51.690 --> 00:32:54.390
I'm talking about sweat. No, no, because he said,

00:32:54.529 --> 00:32:56.549
I'm like, man, I'm dying when you walked in.

00:32:56.609 --> 00:32:58.309
He's like, you can know it's nice out when I

00:32:58.309 --> 00:33:01.089
don't have my leather jacket on. So this is for

00:33:01.089 --> 00:33:03.690
a lady small, because that's a little t -shirt.

00:33:04.710 --> 00:33:07.769
It's perfect temperature. Yeah, for a woman going

00:33:07.769 --> 00:33:09.849
through menopause. He's got his legs open and

00:33:09.849 --> 00:33:13.250
shit. I got to get my foot up, man. The fucking

00:33:13.250 --> 00:33:17.289
shit is swollen still. It hurts. from your new

00:33:17.289 --> 00:33:20.490
bottom surgery. Yeah, I got a huge fucking black

00:33:20.490 --> 00:33:22.910
and blue mark out the back of my fucking legs.

00:33:22.910 --> 00:33:25.049
Maybe that's what it is. Larry got a vagina and

00:33:25.049 --> 00:33:29.130
they cut it off from his leg. He's got to keep

00:33:29.130 --> 00:33:32.529
that up. It's a good guy. It just looks like

00:33:32.529 --> 00:33:35.430
one of those hams that you could order from Amazon.

00:33:36.170 --> 00:33:42.930
Cut it off the bone. Oh, Jesus. The pig gauge.

00:33:43.009 --> 00:33:44.710
Dude, those things are good. I was looking at

00:33:44.710 --> 00:33:46.680
watching something. I want one of those. I mean,

00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:49.960
did you even have, I just said ham. That's all

00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:53.680
I had to say. You didn't even have to say any

00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:57.160
fucking fat girl. You can't even mention food

00:33:57.160 --> 00:33:59.000
around them. I'm like, oh, I made a mistake.

00:33:59.059 --> 00:34:02.480
Did you say steak? Well, imagine having a smoked

00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:04.539
ham leg just sitting on your counter. You can

00:34:04.539 --> 00:34:08.659
just go slice me some. Oh, man. I'd be sleeping

00:34:08.659 --> 00:34:10.199
next to that thing. What about bugs? I wouldn't

00:34:10.199 --> 00:34:11.500
probably have any of them. You've got to put

00:34:11.500 --> 00:34:12.880
it in a bag? Why you got to root it? I mean,

00:34:12.900 --> 00:34:15.079
this isn't fucking Spain. You're not living on

00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:18.659
the coast. Salted piece of meat hanging from

00:34:18.659 --> 00:34:24.300
the ceiling. You're like Ed Gein. Just cut and

00:34:24.300 --> 00:34:26.789
slice. This is salted meat. Like, oh, that kind

00:34:26.789 --> 00:34:31.409
of looks like a human stripper name. This is

00:34:31.409 --> 00:34:35.250
bubbles. It was. She went down her ladder. She

00:34:35.250 --> 00:34:39.170
blew up her last bubble. Yeah. But now I saw

00:34:39.170 --> 00:34:40.869
that was like, man, they fucking they got like

00:34:40.869 --> 00:34:43.130
hams in a shop. And I was like, holy shit. And

00:34:43.130 --> 00:34:45.630
then this guy's like, I want a ham. Like, you,

00:34:45.710 --> 00:34:49.030
sir, are a loser. Why do you have a full ham

00:34:49.030 --> 00:34:51.389
in your living room? He's like, my wife hates

00:34:51.389 --> 00:34:54.170
it. You're like, well, I wonder why. You just

00:34:54.170 --> 00:34:57.190
have meat in your ham bone and your fucking side

00:34:57.190 --> 00:34:59.869
table. Dogs trying to get at it and shit. Like,

00:35:00.050 --> 00:35:02.610
dude, you got fucking this guy's like two days.

00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:04.239
he's worth the laundry on the floor. I'm like,

00:35:04.340 --> 00:35:06.480
the last thing he needs a ham. It's going to

00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:08.860
be like a fucking... Is this for real? Yeah!

00:35:09.340 --> 00:35:12.599
It's going to be undone serious. Don't lie. Dude,

00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:14.400
this guy needs to be on the pod. Cause I watched

00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:16.199
this thing about the hams and you can order them

00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:17.840
and the guy ordered them from Spain and they

00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:20.320
delivered it. And dude, I swear to God... He's

00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:21.480
going to know where to put it so he just puts

00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:22.800
it in the living room. Oh no, he knew where to

00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:25.380
put it right in his fat gullet. I mean, this

00:35:25.380 --> 00:35:25.940
guy would have put it in his shit. There's a

00:35:25.940 --> 00:35:28.039
reason he ordered a ham. Dude, I thought he was

00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:31.820
going to eat it like a... Like a Flintstone bun.

00:35:32.179 --> 00:35:34.420
And that shit looks salty as hell. Whatever.

00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:37.880
I love when... I love that, honey. You're just

00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:39.800
hatin'. Hating on fat girls? Because you don't

00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:41.900
have a ham bone. You don't either, ain't you?

00:35:41.900 --> 00:35:44.300
You're a honey -baked ham, and they cut it down

00:35:44.300 --> 00:35:47.079
in a spiral. What's that? The honey -baked ham,

00:35:47.079 --> 00:35:49.059
and they cut it down in a spiral. Are you fucking

00:35:49.059 --> 00:35:50.059
kidding me? That's great. What do you mean, they

00:35:50.059 --> 00:35:51.780
cut it in a spiral? That is fantastic. You know

00:35:51.780 --> 00:35:53.179
what I'm talking about, right? Like, actually

00:35:53.179 --> 00:35:54.800
cut in a spiral. Yeah, they take the bone, and

00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:57.300
they, like, spin it on a lathe, and so they just...

00:35:57.300 --> 00:36:01.780
So it's like all sliced, and the bone is in the

00:36:01.780 --> 00:36:05.519
middle, but you can just rip it off. Huh? Curly

00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:07.940
fries. It's got that pattern of curly fries.

00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:09.940
Yeah, but except it's packed still packed. You

00:36:09.940 --> 00:36:12.480
guys are very fucking passionate. Let me tell

00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:15.679
you. A bunch of fat girl faggots over here. You

00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:18.719
guys see what I have to deal with? My God. Look

00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:23.300
at my lips. I'm having a picnic. Isn't that what

00:36:23.300 --> 00:36:25.519
you call when you go out and diddle people a

00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:36.670
nighttime picnic? Why are you going out so late

00:36:36.670 --> 00:36:40.949
for a picnic? Don't worry about it. Why do you

00:36:40.949 --> 00:36:43.409
have gloves on and they're all dressed in black?

00:36:43.949 --> 00:36:50.469
Is that like stocking on your head? I got my

00:36:50.469 --> 00:36:56.639
tool. Is that just your short shorts? That's

00:36:56.639 --> 00:36:58.860
fucking great. But it just seems like everything's

00:36:58.860 --> 00:37:00.679
coming at us all at once. Everything seems like

00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:02.559
it's fucking... Because it is. It's like, well...

00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:04.960
You just gotta remember, man. Nothing, all of

00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:08.139
this is bullshit. Trust no man. They're lying

00:37:08.139 --> 00:37:09.679
to you like a motherfucker. Trust no man. I don't

00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:11.420
know about that. I trust you guys. Well, it says

00:37:11.420 --> 00:37:14.550
in the Bible, trust no man. So don't believe

00:37:14.550 --> 00:37:18.210
them. And... No man without a hand bone. Or to

00:37:18.210 --> 00:37:21.190
give you aids in Boystown. God and Jesus is the

00:37:21.190 --> 00:37:22.969
only thing that'll get you through this bullshit,

00:37:22.969 --> 00:37:25.789
because these fuckers are devils, and they're

00:37:25.789 --> 00:37:28.230
doing black magic on us and everything else,

00:37:28.510 --> 00:37:30.269
man. And if I get stuck in a mud pit, is Jesus

00:37:30.269 --> 00:37:32.809
gonna come down and help me tow my car out? He

00:37:32.809 --> 00:37:34.750
may. Maybe. Oh, so I gotta trust a man to come

00:37:34.750 --> 00:37:36.869
and help me tow my car out. Mm -hmm. Okay, well,

00:37:36.889 --> 00:37:39.650
then there we go. I mean, where do you get your

00:37:39.650 --> 00:37:42.190
Bible verses from a crackerjack box? No, man.

00:37:42.190 --> 00:37:44.230
I don't know where it's where it is in the Bible.

00:37:44.230 --> 00:37:47.489
I'm paraphrasing. I'm not making shit up. Once

00:37:47.489 --> 00:37:49.510
Larry smokes two joints, he just starts making

00:37:49.510 --> 00:37:52.070
up his own Bible from the Book of Larry. Oh,

00:37:52.969 --> 00:37:56.130
man. Thou shalt sleep with his neighbor's wife

00:37:56.130 --> 00:38:00.449
and her sister. Book of Larry and the daughter.

00:38:03.949 --> 00:38:07.610
Sleeping with a man. What is it? Oh, shit, I

00:38:07.610 --> 00:38:09.969
totally forgot it. You don't know the Ten Commandments,

00:38:10.090 --> 00:38:13.130
I know. A gay man sleeping with a man, some must

00:38:13.130 --> 00:38:15.869
get stoned. And the guy's like, okay, I'll smoke

00:38:15.869 --> 00:38:22.989
weed. No, it says no man should lay with another

00:38:22.989 --> 00:38:25.469
man and no woman should lay with another woman.

00:38:25.570 --> 00:38:27.750
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're gonna ruin my algorithm

00:38:27.750 --> 00:38:31.639
by talking about this stuff. My phone's listening.

00:38:33.460 --> 00:38:38.199
Yeah, if I don't get like an Indian death video

00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:40.579
a day, something's off. Dude, did you see the

00:38:40.579 --> 00:38:44.579
video of the guy that got beheaded in Texas?

00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:48.059
Oh, no. So it was like an Indian owned this motel,

00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:49.760
and it was the kind of motel where the doors

00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:51.900
open out to the parking lot. So you know it's

00:38:51.900 --> 00:38:54.739
a one and a half star establishment. I mean,

00:38:54.739 --> 00:38:57.670
I'm sure this is smoking doors. Whoa. I mean,

00:38:57.690 --> 00:38:59.409
are you trying to make me fly here and go see

00:38:59.409 --> 00:39:03.010
what this place is like? You're my new travel

00:39:03.010 --> 00:39:06.389
agent. That would be actually a good idea. I

00:39:06.389 --> 00:39:08.969
know where they're at. They're being in the van.

00:39:09.070 --> 00:39:11.130
I stayed at all those donks. We were the ones

00:39:11.130 --> 00:39:13.829
who could pull up because it was the most exciting.

00:39:13.849 --> 00:39:16.230
That's where the party was going to be. We were

00:39:16.230 --> 00:39:18.809
too dumb to be afraid of that. And it's cheap.

00:39:19.429 --> 00:39:21.230
Didn't have to worry about bed bugs back then.

00:39:21.630 --> 00:39:23.730
No, because we already had STDs and shit. Some

00:39:23.730 --> 00:39:27.179
guy looking through the wall. You're the ones

00:39:27.179 --> 00:39:29.639
people that worry about Indians with smallpox

00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:32.920
on the blanket Everybody gets chlamydia that

00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:38.199
sleeps in this room But uh, so this Indian guy

00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:43.699
they watch the diseases fight each other But

00:39:43.699 --> 00:39:45.860
instead of a buy reading bread, they got an electron

00:39:45.860 --> 00:39:47.780
microscope that you can put a quarter in and

00:39:47.780 --> 00:39:50.539
watch the fucking germs spike. I just see you

00:39:50.539 --> 00:39:52.920
just eating like a thing of baked ziti watching

00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:57.639
some weird show. Spilling it on the bed. The

00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:00.139
floor is just like all crushed. But yeah, so

00:40:00.139 --> 00:40:02.619
this Indian guy owns this hotel and then he's

00:40:02.619 --> 00:40:06.909
got this guy, some illegal. And they're arguing

00:40:06.909 --> 00:40:10.530
over like a washing machine if I'm for my own

00:40:10.530 --> 00:40:12.550
Because he worked for him. He has an employee.

00:40:12.969 --> 00:40:15.909
Yeah, and uh Dude cuts off his head in front

00:40:15.909 --> 00:40:19.030
of his wife and his kid The Indian guy cuts no

00:40:19.030 --> 00:40:21.750
no the illegal cuts off the Indian guy and then

00:40:21.750 --> 00:40:24.909
he rolls it like a bowling ball. Oh, I'm being

00:40:24.909 --> 00:40:26.989
serious It rolls for this guy's got great form.

00:40:27.110 --> 00:40:30.489
Let me tell you I think he's done it from that.

00:40:30.610 --> 00:40:32.719
I think he did it from the hair Cause I mean,

00:40:32.860 --> 00:40:34.280
you, you, the eyes and the nose, that's, you

00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:36.400
got it. Or the mouth actually can do that with

00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.739
them. You know what I mean? But this son of a

00:40:38.739 --> 00:40:41.059
bitch, I mean, they've got to get him on the

00:40:41.059 --> 00:40:44.320
Mexican bowling team. Cause he rolled it and

00:40:44.320 --> 00:40:45.800
it just like rolled and then all of a sudden

00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:47.619
there's like a tray. I mean, this is what I'm

00:40:47.619 --> 00:40:49.800
watching. This is what's coming in my feed. You

00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:53.579
wonder why my fucking mind is, you know, so fucking

00:40:53.579 --> 00:40:59.920
fried. I bowled 300 once. Shout out to us. Keep

00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:01.920
on talking. We talked about this before and I

00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:04.320
still don't believe you. Is it there anymore?

00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:07.519
Is your name up on the wall? I have no idea,

00:41:07.900 --> 00:41:09.440
man. If you bowl 300, you have to get your name

00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:12.199
on the wall. Did you have the fancy spin? No,

00:41:12.340 --> 00:41:15.739
man. I was on accident. I was just fucking whipping

00:41:15.739 --> 00:41:17.980
it down. Ask Mary. Mary! No, we're not gonna

00:41:17.980 --> 00:41:21.019
ask Mary right now. She was there. Okay. And

00:41:21.019 --> 00:41:22.820
there was about 50 other people there. It was

00:41:22.820 --> 00:41:25.840
at Jimmy Summerman's birthday party and everyone's

00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:29.619
just fucking freaking the fuck out. Okay. I didn't

00:41:29.619 --> 00:41:31.599
even know it was a big deal. So then, like, the

00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:33.820
next game, I really tried hard. I love how you

00:41:33.820 --> 00:41:35.179
don't know it's a big deal, but you walk into

00:41:35.179 --> 00:41:36.699
a place where there's plaques and stuff all about

00:41:36.699 --> 00:41:38.360
300 kings everywhere. But I'm not looking at

00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:40.500
that. I'm coked up. I'm fucking just whipping

00:41:40.500 --> 00:41:45.559
the ball. I got a beer in one hand. And fucking...

00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:47.300
Everyone's like, oh, my God, oh, my God. And

00:41:47.300 --> 00:41:49.000
I'm just thinking, hey, I got another strike.

00:41:49.099 --> 00:41:51.219
I got another strike. Wow, I got another strike.

00:41:51.659 --> 00:41:54.670
The answer is this. It was amazing. It was amazing.

00:41:54.670 --> 00:41:56.969
The odds of this are extremely... It's honestly,

00:41:57.230 --> 00:41:59.750
God, truth, brother. I would fucking not lie.

00:41:59.949 --> 00:42:02.250
And then... Wait a second. The next game, I bowled

00:42:02.250 --> 00:42:06.570
like a 70. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, we got to

00:42:06.570 --> 00:42:07.769
shout out... And I know I fucking could really

00:42:07.769 --> 00:42:10.070
bowl that well again. Okay, we got to shout out

00:42:10.070 --> 00:42:12.789
Bill Moro, the man who rolled a perfect 300 on

00:42:12.789 --> 00:42:18.389
9 -11. Oh, damn. It's a rough day to roll a 300.

00:42:18.829 --> 00:42:22.889
But now, oh yeah, yesterday. I mean, we talk

00:42:22.889 --> 00:42:25.650
about Lucky Larry, we talk about Odigo, we talk

00:42:25.650 --> 00:42:28.050
about the transfer of money of Saudis, we talk

00:42:28.050 --> 00:42:31.130
about urban moving systems. Let's see, what else?

00:42:31.250 --> 00:42:34.909
We talked about the dancing Israelis, the mysterious

00:42:34.909 --> 00:42:39.130
passport, the no debris, temperature of steel.

00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:42.639
Steel still melting multiple weeks after 9 -11.

00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:46.059
Building 7 going down. Building 6 going down.

00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:49.619
Molting lava. Coming actually out. Steel bent

00:42:49.619 --> 00:42:52.880
that the guys have never seen like before. The

00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:55.219
getting rid of the steel so quick. Giuliani putting

00:42:55.219 --> 00:42:59.889
up tents around or blocking the whole site. We

00:42:59.889 --> 00:43:01.969
said lucky we said lucky layer. We said the transfer

00:43:01.969 --> 00:43:04.750
people moving out of them the news announcing

00:43:04.750 --> 00:43:06.530
that building What was building that there's

00:43:06.530 --> 00:43:08.809
building? Seven seven seven seven down already

00:43:08.809 --> 00:43:12.030
before 17 minutes before all the gold moved out.

00:43:12.030 --> 00:43:14.630
Yeah those buildings Let's see. What else haven't

00:43:14.630 --> 00:43:17.349
we talked about? Because it's a dude all the

00:43:17.349 --> 00:43:20.510
firemen and cops that were there bombs going

00:43:20.510 --> 00:43:25.650
off All the interviews that they confiscated,

00:43:25.809 --> 00:43:27.349
that you could see now here and there, where

00:43:27.349 --> 00:43:28.909
people are like, did you see the plane? They're

00:43:28.909 --> 00:43:31.030
like, I didn't see no plane. I just heard boom,

00:43:31.050 --> 00:43:33.590
boom, boom. And then they're asking all New Yorkers.

00:43:33.610 --> 00:43:35.989
And then they get the Harley guy in there who

00:43:35.989 --> 00:43:39.010
works for Fox News. Oh, man, the airplane. I

00:43:39.010 --> 00:43:41.409
saw it smash right into the thing. He's dressed

00:43:41.409 --> 00:43:43.590
like some trucker guy. Drones, we've talked about.

00:43:43.730 --> 00:43:45.789
Self -flying planes, we talked about. We talked

00:43:45.789 --> 00:43:47.130
about the correlation between that guy. What

00:43:47.130 --> 00:43:49.739
about the Israelis that get arrested? Yeah, and

00:43:49.739 --> 00:43:53.599
then let go. Right back to Israel. The art school.

00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:57.500
Yeah, the E -Team. The 90th floor, the 91st floor.

00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:00.480
Well, yeah. And then what do you call it? Gelatin.

00:44:00.659 --> 00:44:02.480
That was the name of the art group. They were

00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:04.599
called Gelatin, but then they were called, I

00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:06.900
think it was the E -Team. and they actually put

00:44:06.900 --> 00:44:11.300
their name up on the Twin Towers. They had access

00:44:11.300 --> 00:44:14.099
24 hours a day, which has never, ever been done.

00:44:14.139 --> 00:44:17.199
On a floor where there's not even finished walls

00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:20.539
where they can get right to the structure. The

00:44:20.539 --> 00:44:23.260
fact that he didn't show, Silverstein didn't

00:44:23.260 --> 00:44:26.539
show up to work that day. I'm just naming everything

00:44:26.539 --> 00:44:30.460
we know about him. Every single day he ate breakfast

00:44:30.460 --> 00:44:33.679
on the top floor at this restaurant. I think

00:44:33.679 --> 00:44:36.780
it was the 91st floor. That's pretty high. Yeah.

00:44:36.780 --> 00:44:38.460
Well, yeah, but all of a sudden he didn't show

00:44:38.460 --> 00:44:41.800
up that day. He took out a huge insurance claim.

00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:45.340
$2 .5 trillion he got. And both those buildings

00:44:45.340 --> 00:44:47.900
need to be shut. They need to be shut down because

00:44:47.900 --> 00:44:50.159
of all the asbestos. Sprinkler systems, asbestos,

00:44:50.300 --> 00:44:52.739
all these violations. The fact that all your

00:44:52.739 --> 00:44:54.980
Jewish coworkers weren't showing up to work that

00:44:54.980 --> 00:44:56.739
day. They're your people, man. What are they

00:44:56.739 --> 00:44:59.280
doing? I know. There was a... I don't know what

00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:00.820
to say. I was reading this thing about a lady

00:45:00.820 --> 00:45:05.900
that... Remember Glitterbush? Oh my God. Remember

00:45:05.900 --> 00:45:09.820
Glitter by Mariah Carey? No. I have her autograph

00:45:09.820 --> 00:45:14.019
on there. It says Glitter on the border. So it

00:45:14.019 --> 00:45:17.340
was an album. An actual, you know, black and

00:45:17.340 --> 00:45:18.960
white photo. It came out that day and some lady

00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:20.539
actually went to, or I don't know if it came

00:45:20.539 --> 00:45:22.460
out that day, but this lady actually went and

00:45:22.460 --> 00:45:26.099
bought one thing, like the Glitter album, then

00:45:26.099 --> 00:45:27.679
walked to work and it was late and the buildings

00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:31.639
were collapsing. Mariah Carey saved her life.

00:45:31.780 --> 00:45:34.809
Oh man. I don't know if that's real or not, but

00:45:34.809 --> 00:45:37.050
I thought that was just funny to bring up. And

00:45:37.050 --> 00:45:39.849
then 2 .5 trillion the day before. Ever see the

00:45:39.849 --> 00:45:41.789
films of the people running down the street and

00:45:41.789 --> 00:45:44.090
they go in a store and the debris is just flying

00:45:44.090 --> 00:45:46.289
by? Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So

00:45:46.289 --> 00:45:49.369
Rumsfeld says 2 .5 trillion's missing. Oh, I

00:45:49.369 --> 00:45:51.150
think it was more than that, but yeah. Silverstein

00:45:51.150 --> 00:45:54.269
gets 2 .5 trillion for the world. A billion.

00:45:54.929 --> 00:45:57.130
No, I thought it was trillion. No, it was billion.

00:45:57.190 --> 00:45:58.550
It couldn't have been trillion back then. It

00:45:58.550 --> 00:46:00.610
was billion. No, it was billion. Because what

00:46:00.610 --> 00:46:03.940
did he get for the bridge? The Baltimore Bridge.

00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:07.019
And now it's expensive. Francis Key Scott Bridge.

00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:13.559
Yeah. The day before is when Rumsfeld said all

00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:15.719
this is unaccounted for. And then the plane goes

00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:18.199
into the Pentagon 300 feet in and hits the accounting

00:46:18.199 --> 00:46:20.539
room where they're going over all the records,

00:46:20.739 --> 00:46:22.860
where all the money is missing. The Pentagon

00:46:22.860 --> 00:46:26.760
that has cameras everywhere has no footage of

00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:30.159
this. And they built that wall. bigger and thicker

00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:33.760
to withstand an impact by missiles and shit like

00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:36.980
that. Yeah. One time I'm with this crazy girl

00:46:36.980 --> 00:46:39.280
where we're in Washington D .C. and she drives

00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:41.280
up to the Pentagon because her brother's a Marine

00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:43.639
and we're at the fucking gate and I'm smoking

00:46:43.639 --> 00:46:46.300
a joint and I'm like, what the fuck? More drug

00:46:46.300 --> 00:46:50.639
stories with you. No plane debris. Yeah. OK.

00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:53.719
Fucking no. Like he said, the only camera angle

00:46:53.719 --> 00:46:55.460
they have is from the hotel across the street

00:46:55.460 --> 00:46:58.059
and then the fucking actual parking. The parking

00:46:58.059 --> 00:47:03.409
armature. The armature goes up and down. But

00:47:03.409 --> 00:47:05.969
there's cameras everywhere else. They know who

00:47:05.969 --> 00:47:07.909
Osama Bin Laden is right away. They know who

00:47:07.909 --> 00:47:10.610
Al Qaeda is right away. It was started by fucking,

00:47:10.730 --> 00:47:13.170
what do you call it? In 15 minutes, they knew

00:47:13.170 --> 00:47:16.170
who did it. You know what I mean? Fucking ISIS

00:47:16.170 --> 00:47:19.150
and all of them. They knew that these pilots

00:47:19.150 --> 00:47:20.750
were training down in Florida. No, Mathhouse

00:47:20.750 --> 00:47:23.599
Berry wasn't the president yet. No, it was Bush.

00:47:23.699 --> 00:47:25.400
Oh, it was Bush. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah Bush. I don't

00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:27.019
know why I said Beth. I just like He was still

00:47:27.019 --> 00:47:28.519
there. He was still there. That's why I went

00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:30.940
along with it. He was still banging Big Mike

00:47:30.940 --> 00:47:32.400
before he became a tranny. But, Beth Housebury

00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:34.800
did ISIS though. I'm sure he had some - That

00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.760
was his given to the world. He probably had some

00:47:37.760 --> 00:47:40.539
part in it anyways. Hmm. Behind the scenes. Who?

00:47:40.539 --> 00:47:43.460
On his come -up, Beth Housebury. Oh, he was just

00:47:43.460 --> 00:47:45.420
a pawn. He was a lowly senator then, I think.

00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:47.380
You know what I mean? Nobody knew who he was.

00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:51.179
He didn't do his ritual yet with the Masons and

00:47:51.179 --> 00:47:53.039
all the Satanists and the Luciferians. Dude,

00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:55.739
the guy in Florida that called the FBI. He was

00:47:55.739 --> 00:47:57.739
getting groomed since childhood, though. Oh,

00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:01.079
he was. Well, yeah, with Barry Sorrento. No,

00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:04.500
Lolo Sotoro. Lolo Sotoro, and then his mom was

00:48:04.500 --> 00:48:06.739
a honeypot for the CIA. You can actually look

00:48:06.739 --> 00:48:09.059
on the internet and see - Who, George Bush Sr.?

00:48:09.099 --> 00:48:11.380
Put in place. And there's pictures of his mom

00:48:11.380 --> 00:48:13.659
on the internet. And his actual real father is

00:48:13.659 --> 00:48:16.539
like the head of the fucking... The black guy.

00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:18.980
The communist party, you know what I mean? The

00:48:18.980 --> 00:48:21.420
American communist party. So it all kind of like

00:48:21.420 --> 00:48:23.659
ties in with all that shit. But dude, the whole

00:48:23.659 --> 00:48:27.179
FBI, CIA not talking with each other, the guy

00:48:27.179 --> 00:48:30.739
that ran the airline, the pilot training course,

00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:32.639
saying, calling the FBI, he's like, these guys

00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:35.980
don't want to know how to land. They just want

00:48:35.980 --> 00:48:37.719
to take off. Yeah. No, they don't want to take

00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:39.019
off. They don't want to learn how to land or

00:48:39.019 --> 00:48:41.039
take off. They just want to know how to fly it

00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:42.400
in the air. Yeah, which is hilarious. But then

00:48:42.400 --> 00:48:44.579
you have all these other pilots being like, listen,

00:48:45.260 --> 00:48:48.320
a plane flying that fast to be able to hit that

00:48:48.320 --> 00:48:50.280
degree of the building. Yeah, a degree. It's

00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:52.539
like, no, you got to know what you're doing.

00:48:52.539 --> 00:48:53.300
You couldn't do that in a biplane if you were

00:48:53.300 --> 00:48:54.599
the red bear. It's like, you got to know what

00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:56.800
you're doing. I mean, listen, I don't know anything

00:48:56.800 --> 00:48:59.019
about it. I just go, this is all just what I

00:48:59.019 --> 00:49:01.340
just like going over. Supposedly. Allegedly.

00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:03.260
There we go. I just like going over the things

00:49:03.260 --> 00:49:05.230
we all know. Because we can just ramble this

00:49:05.230 --> 00:49:07.909
stuff or talk about it. It just proves how everything's

00:49:07.909 --> 00:49:10.409
so fake. The magic fucking passport, did we say

00:49:10.409 --> 00:49:12.789
that? I mean, all of a sudden, the whole plane

00:49:12.789 --> 00:49:14.889
blows up and the passport shows up. There's no

00:49:14.889 --> 00:49:17.489
plane debris, but here's a fucking unburned passport.

00:49:17.670 --> 00:49:21.510
Yeah, exactly. And then all of a sudden they

00:49:21.510 --> 00:49:23.670
find out that some of the people are still alive

00:49:23.670 --> 00:49:25.650
on the list, that they released, that they were

00:49:25.650 --> 00:49:30.630
the terrorists. And then you go to Shanksville.

00:49:30.650 --> 00:49:33.929
They were all fake names. I know somebody that...

00:49:33.440 --> 00:49:36.219
Says they know somebody and they don't like it

00:49:36.219 --> 00:49:38.880
when I talk about this, but that was not a plane

00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:44.380
crash in Pennsylvania Yeah, that was not a plane

00:49:44.380 --> 00:49:47.489
crash. Where was the debris? Where were the seats?

00:49:47.829 --> 00:49:50.369
Where were the luggage? They came and put a few,

00:49:50.369 --> 00:49:54.670
like, TWA Airlines doilies that broke in the

00:49:54.670 --> 00:49:56.409
backs of the seats. There's only reason that

00:49:56.409 --> 00:49:58.130
I know this, and it's like I'm not an expert,

00:49:58.329 --> 00:50:00.929
but I can look up on the internet and actually

00:50:00.929 --> 00:50:03.769
see plane crashes. And they actually, the FAA

00:50:03.769 --> 00:50:06.469
crashes planes on purpose to see that, how they

00:50:06.469 --> 00:50:08.570
crash. You know what I mean? Like, there's a

00:50:08.570 --> 00:50:11.369
nose cone. The fucking plane just doesn't disintegrate.

00:50:11.710 --> 00:50:13.949
Engines don't, if engines hit a building, they're

00:50:13.949 --> 00:50:15.809
gonna fucking fall off the ceiling. They talk

00:50:15.809 --> 00:50:18.010
about the steel all day in the building. But

00:50:18.010 --> 00:50:19.849
it's like these engines. This stuff just disappeared.

00:50:20.130 --> 00:50:22.710
Well, then they showed people coming out of a

00:50:22.710 --> 00:50:25.369
van putting an engine like a couple blocks away

00:50:25.369 --> 00:50:27.969
that wasn't even the right size engine. And this

00:50:27.969 --> 00:50:32.800
is all Edward Henry. Fucking great book. Enemies

00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:35.480
foreign and domestic the real story of 9 -eleven.

00:50:35.579 --> 00:50:38.019
Yeah that and then you know Just watching a lot

00:50:38.019 --> 00:50:41.219
of other shit and the nst shit and loose change

00:50:41.219 --> 00:50:44.539
is good But all the stuff interesting did more

00:50:44.539 --> 00:50:46.360
panic because now what the fuck are they gonna

00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:48.420
do with this whole Charlie Kirk thing? They're

00:50:48.420 --> 00:50:50.619
gonna try to bring Palantir in yeah, he's fucking

00:50:50.619 --> 00:50:53.019
wrong by Alex Karp. Who's gonna do who's doing?

00:50:53.139 --> 00:50:54.519
I don't know if he's doing it yet, but he's doing

00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:57.400
a four -hour podcast or seminar. Oh, you're telling

00:50:57.400 --> 00:51:00.000
type right now Peter Teal. Yeah, sorry my dad

00:51:00.000 --> 00:51:02.840
sold out. Yeah After they just burned the red

00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:05.280
heifer, which they allegedly they say they did.

00:51:05.500 --> 00:51:07.559
So what's the next thing to do is to put this

00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:10.360
go in front and do a sermon about the Antichrist

00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:12.519
and put and do chants and all that bullshit.

00:51:12.539 --> 00:51:14.539
I think it was like a four -part sermon. Yeah,

00:51:14.539 --> 00:51:16.139
it's a four -hour. It's four hours. I don't know

00:51:16.139 --> 00:51:18.199
if it's four hours or like four parts. It's a

00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:20.159
four -part series. A multi -hour thing. Oh, I

00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:21.300
don't know. I thought it was four hours. But

00:51:21.300 --> 00:51:22.900
did you hear Tim Dillon talking about that? Yeah,

00:51:22.900 --> 00:51:24.420
it was pretty funny. He's like, yeah, you know,

00:51:24.420 --> 00:51:25.980
I want to do all the security thing and then

00:51:25.980 --> 00:51:28.500
you own my side project. Yeah. I like to talk

00:51:28.500 --> 00:51:32.460
about the Antichrist. Yeah, which is great. You

00:51:32.460 --> 00:51:35.019
know what I mean, it's like dude, it's like yeah,

00:51:35.059 --> 00:51:36.860
you know, I play video games during the day and

00:51:36.860 --> 00:51:45.920
then I just record CP at night Why are you talking

00:51:45.920 --> 00:51:48.079
about the Antichrist? Because first of all, we

00:51:48.079 --> 00:51:50.780
know who your God is that you believe in yeah,

00:51:50.780 --> 00:51:54.420
you know, we know a bastard thing Talmud says

00:51:54.420 --> 00:51:58.099
our God's doing yeah, so Why are you ushering

00:51:58.099 --> 00:52:00.820
in like Larry was saying? They're trying to,

00:52:00.820 --> 00:52:02.659
like, force this. Yeah, they're trying to, like,

00:52:02.780 --> 00:52:03.219
rush it. I think we talked about this last week.

00:52:03.219 --> 00:52:05.000
No, they're, yeah, the Bible. They're trying

00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:07.119
to force it. Rush the prophecy. Yeah. Well, and

00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:08.679
even, but who, but I don't even think they're,

00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:11.260
I don't, listen, man. Who fucking knows? Because

00:52:11.260 --> 00:52:12.980
those people are all knowing and all powerful.

00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:15.179
Everyone is collaborating with each other. They're

00:52:15.179 --> 00:52:17.260
all in collusion. You talk about the Vatican.

00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:19.679
Vatican, you talk about fucking. The faggican.

00:52:19.940 --> 00:52:24.389
Yeah, I mean. The molestican. That's like your

00:52:24.389 --> 00:52:30.949
Thunderdome. You're like bouncing off the walls.

00:52:32.590 --> 00:52:35.070
I gotta shut that door. He's trickling in people's

00:52:35.070 --> 00:52:41.960
ears. They can't get away. I love it. Penetrator.

00:52:45.420 --> 00:52:48.900
I gotta shut that, guys. Why? Because bugs are

00:52:48.900 --> 00:52:51.340
coming in. I got that gigantic hole in the screen.

00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:53.780
Well, that's probably a good idea. Yeah, you

00:52:53.780 --> 00:52:58.099
lazy fuck. I know. I gotta get that fixed, man.

00:52:58.900 --> 00:53:04.139
It's only been ten years. Six years. It's like

00:53:04.139 --> 00:53:05.440
the bugs aren't gonna bite you, they're gonna

00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:09.539
bite Mary. I know. It's all right. Larry's...

00:53:09.539 --> 00:53:11.639
I'm closing in for her, actually. He sleeps naked

00:53:11.639 --> 00:53:14.940
anyways. Why would you put that into my head?

00:53:16.500 --> 00:53:19.920
His white cheeks just... Oh, Jesus, man. His

00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:24.360
lesions. Larry the lesion. He's gotta air them

00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:26.840
out at night. I do. I don't know about that.

00:53:27.210 --> 00:53:28.889
Those of you who have a mind of their own. I

00:53:28.889 --> 00:53:31.949
should air this out right now. Oh, yeah. It's

00:53:31.949 --> 00:53:34.010
just like airing your dirty laundry, literally.

00:53:34.409 --> 00:53:36.250
Where'd you get that vision, Larry? Yeah, I was

00:53:36.250 --> 00:53:38.989
wondering what the fragrance was. Gay bath house.

00:53:39.130 --> 00:53:42.190
No, that's this. New gay bath house. That's the

00:53:42.190 --> 00:53:45.610
shit that this guy is some... pot grower in Michigan

00:53:45.610 --> 00:53:48.210
made. What are you doing with it? It's some cell.

00:53:48.210 --> 00:53:51.329
It's lesion lotion. No, it's not for lesions.

00:53:51.469 --> 00:53:54.449
It's not for lesions. It's like my fucking...

00:53:54.449 --> 00:53:56.929
I'm kidding. Dude, don't you know what comedy

00:53:56.929 --> 00:53:58.969
is anymore? Like we're trying to make jokes,

00:53:59.190 --> 00:54:01.750
you asshole. Like I'm serious. I know. No, man,

00:54:01.809 --> 00:54:04.190
it's not for lesions. Larry, here's your lesion

00:54:04.190 --> 00:54:07.090
lotion. My name is Larry. I have AIDS. It's what

00:54:07.090 --> 00:54:09.269
it is. What's that? I think my neck is broken.

00:54:09.289 --> 00:54:10.550
No, that's like a menthol type thing. You think

00:54:10.550 --> 00:54:12.710
your neck is broken? Man, I mean, you're just

00:54:12.710 --> 00:54:15.260
gonna keep on giving me jokes. Was it like THC

00:54:15.260 --> 00:54:19.219
infused? It's THC and all kinds of other shit,

00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:24.639
clove and pepper and you know all natural shit.

00:54:24.719 --> 00:54:28.059
You know what I got here? It's some real hippie

00:54:28.059 --> 00:54:34.599
shit. Afro sheen. It works a little. For what?

00:54:35.260 --> 00:54:38.559
My fucking neck is killing me. It's sucking dick.

00:54:42.579 --> 00:54:45.320
Got to do some Jane Vonda work, but they're just

00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:48.099
gonna keep throwing more shit tomorrow. Something's

00:54:48.099 --> 00:54:52.300
gonna happen Something's gonna happen. Yeah,

00:54:52.460 --> 00:54:55.340
I think they finally found the pace Trump is

00:54:55.340 --> 00:54:57.039
the guy that what did you even see the Trump

00:54:57.039 --> 00:54:59.199
video talking about Charlie Kirk? They say that

00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:02.460
was AI edited his hand his finger is like was

00:55:02.460 --> 00:55:04.800
moving or missing or something people like us

00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:07.980
Charlie Kirk video where his ring finger is jumping

00:55:07.980 --> 00:55:10.710
from his ring finger to his pinky Yeah. Oh, and

00:55:10.710 --> 00:55:12.650
then the guy behind, well, getting back to Kirk,

00:55:12.769 --> 00:55:15.750
the guy's behind Kirk. Giving him baseball signals.

00:55:15.849 --> 00:55:18.150
The dude in the white was his friend. Yeah, I

00:55:18.150 --> 00:55:20.369
know. And like his mentor, one of his like long

00:55:20.369 --> 00:55:22.389
-term friends and a mentor. It could have been

00:55:22.389 --> 00:55:24.610
some like thing, like... Listen, there could

00:55:24.610 --> 00:55:26.949
have been some freemason shit signals to the

00:55:26.949 --> 00:55:29.489
other people. How about the Ashkenazi Jew that

00:55:29.489 --> 00:55:32.610
after he gets shot, jumps out and says... What

00:55:32.610 --> 00:55:35.210
was the deal with that? A distraction. Yeah,

00:55:35.210 --> 00:55:37.650
he's like, kill me, shoot me, shoot me. There's

00:55:37.650 --> 00:55:41.030
a word... I'm not gonna, why would that guy?

00:55:41.329 --> 00:55:43.469
Because it distractions. So then the killer can

00:55:43.469 --> 00:55:45.289
get away. And then there was another guy. But

00:55:45.289 --> 00:55:47.110
like, yeah, was that guy associated with the

00:55:47.110 --> 00:55:49.170
killer though? Like what? What do you think?

00:55:49.389 --> 00:55:52.510
What's a distraction for Lee Harvey Oswald? And

00:55:52.510 --> 00:55:54.389
why was that? That's what he is. He's a Lee Harvey

00:55:54.389 --> 00:55:56.329
Oswald. But why was his pants down around his

00:55:56.329 --> 00:55:59.400
ankles? What do you expect? I'm just trying to

00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:03.739
show his shekels. That's what they do. He's just

00:56:03.739 --> 00:56:05.539
slapping his leg back and forth. First I'm going

00:56:05.539 --> 00:56:07.239
to hypnotize you with my shekels, then I'm going

00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:11.000
to murder 100 ,000 kids. That's right. That's

00:56:11.000 --> 00:56:12.840
right. They were hearing them when I go in the

00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:14.519
bedroom with some chick. I just do the fucking

00:56:14.519 --> 00:56:41.400
shekel smack You know, like kickboxing, they

00:56:41.400 --> 00:56:44.019
have that spinning thing, that drum, they have

00:56:44.019 --> 00:56:59.550
the two balls. That's what you know you're down

00:56:59.550 --> 00:57:02.510
for shit is there's probably more Chinese around

00:57:02.510 --> 00:57:05.530
if there's more than one that's like their call

00:57:11.799 --> 00:57:14.679
Oh, 9 -Eleven, Charlie Kirk. No, no, we were

00:57:14.679 --> 00:57:16.880
just talking about something. Oh, the fucking,

00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:20.619
the ju -dude. Oh, yeah, the distraction. Okay,

00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:22.639
so he causes this distraction. Somebody else

00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:24.860
causes a distraction. Then, I don't know if you

00:57:24.860 --> 00:57:26.739
saw this, but they have a thing where this guy,

00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:29.059
the guy that did the distraction at fucking,

00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:31.420
oh, that's what I was looking for. But the guy

00:57:31.420 --> 00:57:33.960
that did the distraction at fucking, what do

00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:37.079
you call it? The Charlie Kirk thing in Utah was

00:57:37.079 --> 00:57:39.960
also involved. Allegedly, there's this thing

00:57:39.960 --> 00:57:42.619
saying that he was in a 9 -Eleven video. Really?

00:57:42.840 --> 00:57:45.280
Yeah, and he saw that. What the fuck? And then,

00:57:45.619 --> 00:57:48.019
um... Did you see the guy celebrating? The one

00:57:48.019 --> 00:57:49.960
guy where everybody got down, the one guy's like,

00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:52.360
yeah! Like, what the fuck? Think of this aspect.

00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:54.760
Think of this aspect. That whole scene could

00:57:54.760 --> 00:57:59.199
have been filmed at a different time. Oh! That

00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:02.650
was in real time. There's no way that, I mean

00:58:02.650 --> 00:58:04.670
there were thousands of kids there. Multiple

00:58:04.670 --> 00:58:07.489
views of multiple cameras, multiple people. They

00:58:07.489 --> 00:58:10.989
think they saw that. And then they put out their

00:58:10.989 --> 00:58:13.309
film. Well they show us the moon. I'll tell you

00:58:13.309 --> 00:58:15.230
what, so when you saw Charlie get hit in the

00:58:15.230 --> 00:58:17.800
neck and he just... That was funny. I gotta tell

00:58:17.800 --> 00:58:21.099
you the truth. At first I was actually, tears

00:58:21.099 --> 00:58:23.659
were coming to my eyes. I was like, fuck man,

00:58:23.860 --> 00:58:27.420
this is fucking terrible. And then 1995 Netanyahu

00:58:27.420 --> 00:58:29.980
wrote in a book that the militant Islam will

00:58:29.980 --> 00:58:33.739
bring down the World Trade Center. Yeah. 1995.

00:58:33.780 --> 00:58:38.400
Yeah, 1995. That's what I wanted to say. What's

00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:40.639
this deal I've been seeing? What's the deal with

00:58:40.639 --> 00:58:46.739
the Jews? What's the deal with these Jews? All

00:58:46.739 --> 00:58:49.300
of a sudden there was a book released, The Suicide

00:58:49.300 --> 00:58:51.500
and Murder of Charlie Kerr. Oh yeah, the shooting

00:58:51.500 --> 00:58:53.539
of Charlie Kerr. The day before he died. What

00:58:53.539 --> 00:58:55.539
is the deal with it? I've seen this. I didn't

00:58:55.539 --> 00:58:57.760
check up on it though. I looked into it a little

00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:00.619
bit. It's like, you know what? Some book available

00:59:00.619 --> 00:59:03.860
on Amazon. September 9th, and he got killed on

00:59:03.860 --> 00:59:07.440
September 10th, and it said the assassination

00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:10.880
of Charlie Kirk and aftermath. They just throw

00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:13.440
shit at us, dude. But who would have a book released

00:59:13.440 --> 00:59:14.920
already? It just doesn't make sense. I don't

00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:16.059
know. I didn't look into the author. I didn't

00:59:16.059 --> 00:59:16.780
look into anything. Not that they had it the

00:59:16.780 --> 00:59:19.599
day before. That's the part that's the mindfuckers.

00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:21.440
See, that's part of the thing. Even if they had

00:59:21.440 --> 00:59:22.400
it the same day. That's part of the confusion.

00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:24.480
The allure. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they want.

00:59:24.539 --> 00:59:27.139
That's part of their fucking game. Like we're

00:59:27.139 --> 00:59:27.940
just a bunch of cats dangling. They're great

00:59:27.940 --> 00:59:30.900
at it. They're fucking 100 years out of us. 100?

00:59:31.500 --> 00:59:34.619
A hundred and fifty. Millions of years ahead

00:59:34.619 --> 00:59:38.679
of us. Completely. We're so retarded and stupid,

00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:40.719
they're like oil ain't coming from the earth.

00:59:41.099 --> 00:59:44.000
It's the moon and the sun. It's dinosaur bones.

00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:48.460
Yeah, dinosaur bones. It's red flintstone. Blacksmith

00:59:48.460 --> 00:59:51.800
slaves. You know what I mean? It's like, oh,

00:59:52.179 --> 00:59:55.199
now you're just making stuff up, too. And then

00:59:55.199 --> 00:59:57.840
even, you know, mud floods and timelines, and

00:59:57.840 --> 01:00:00.380
everything's all off, and we're spinning and...

01:00:00.380 --> 01:00:02.119
Mud floods, mud sharks. We're like an autistic

01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:06.500
kid. Yeah. And not the good kind of mud sharks.

01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:10.340
The stabby kind and the shooting kind. All these

01:00:10.340 --> 01:00:12.739
bad ones. The ones that are never going to ever

01:00:12.739 --> 01:00:14.719
get married again because they made the wrong

01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:19.420
decision. Yeah. I'm looking for a good man to

01:00:19.420 --> 01:00:22.000
help me raise my... Oh, I don't know if I should

01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:24.719
say it. But it's really hard to find. What's

01:00:24.719 --> 01:00:27.380
that? Did you ever see that? Did you ever see

01:00:27.380 --> 01:00:29.460
the picture of the woman? Like a white woman?

01:00:29.599 --> 01:00:31.659
Picture? There's thousands of them. She's like,

01:00:31.679 --> 01:00:34.059
I'm looking for a good man to help me raise my

01:00:34.059 --> 01:00:38.000
son and the son's black. And the comments are

01:00:38.000 --> 01:00:40.719
not too kind. Yeah. Let me tell you. Did you

01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:44.099
ever see the window? It wasn't for real though,

01:00:44.099 --> 01:00:47.380
was it? Oh, I'm sure there are some. How about

01:00:47.380 --> 01:00:49.639
this? Let's do this then. So fucking... Like

01:00:49.639 --> 01:00:52.340
she really wasn't asking for real. I'm looking

01:00:52.340 --> 01:00:54.880
for a good man. I'm guessing not. No, she was.

01:00:54.860 --> 01:00:58.760
It wasn't just a meme. It wasn't parody. No.

01:00:59.559 --> 01:01:04.619
It was like a dating app. It was like a dating

01:01:04.619 --> 01:01:07.780
app. And like there's the funniest. The funniest

01:01:07.780 --> 01:01:10.440
is it's a chick. She takes a picture and there's

01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:15.960
like this much taco meat in the corner. And the

01:01:15.960 --> 01:01:19.079
guy is like, is your daughter black? How do you

01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:28.719
know? Never mind. Just like this much in the

01:01:28.719 --> 01:01:34.639
picture. The guy picks up. It's like a white

01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:41.269
nationalist negar. I love that stuff too. It's

01:01:41.269 --> 01:01:46.769
like, how'd you know? Because it's like, blonde

01:01:46.769 --> 01:01:50.130
hair. And then there's just like, someone just

01:01:50.130 --> 01:01:56.659
threw some Cocoa Puffs over it. I love it. That

01:01:56.659 --> 01:01:59.139
shit makes me laugh, but I don't even know how

01:01:59.139 --> 01:02:01.880
we got in. I don't know if that's fucking a riot

01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:05.019
though. It is. I love that shit. Oh, fucking,

01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:07.380
so then there was this attack in Israel a couple

01:02:07.380 --> 01:02:11.000
of days ago and fucking, oh boy, this fucking

01:02:11.000 --> 01:02:14.239
guy. I'm gonna break that other leg. Donnie Anforth

01:02:14.239 --> 01:02:16.719
did it yesterday and I almost threw him across

01:02:16.719 --> 01:02:22.840
the room. But what do you call it? Oh, there's

01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:25.179
an attack in Israel. How about the first attack

01:02:25.179 --> 01:02:27.340
in Israel, the day Netanyahu was supposed to

01:02:27.340 --> 01:02:30.820
go to court, what happens? October 7th. Okay,

01:02:31.139 --> 01:02:33.139
and then fucking... Oh, fucking timing. There's

01:02:33.139 --> 01:02:36.360
no coincidences. Too dangerous. Listen, two weeks

01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:39.500
ago, there was a shooting on a bus in Israel,

01:02:39.960 --> 01:02:42.659
and now Netanyahu fucking... This is in the Jerusalem

01:02:42.659 --> 01:02:45.579
Times, which they don't fucking care, man. He's

01:02:45.579 --> 01:02:47.699
not gonna go testify in court because of the

01:02:47.699 --> 01:02:49.139
shooting. Because it's too dangerous. This is

01:02:49.139 --> 01:02:52.150
another time that he... absconded from fucking

01:02:52.150 --> 01:02:55.130
testifying. His own people want to put him in

01:02:55.130 --> 01:02:58.510
court for a genocide. A lot of his own people.

01:02:58.690 --> 01:03:01.230
Oh, yeah. He's going to, if he doesn't, if he

01:03:01.230 --> 01:03:04.090
hasn't already been smoked, he's going to, and

01:03:04.090 --> 01:03:07.829
I'm not, I'm not issuing Willen. No, I never

01:03:07.829 --> 01:03:09.650
said that. I said he's gonna. Let's pray that

01:03:09.650 --> 01:03:12.610
he doesn't. Let's pray. Dear Lord, let's put

01:03:12.610 --> 01:03:15.769
a patch of protection around Netanyahu. What

01:03:15.769 --> 01:03:22.079
the fuck did you just say? Oh my God. I don't

01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:24.019
want nobody getting smoked, man. I never said

01:03:24.019 --> 01:03:25.480
that. I said he's going to... I know. I just

01:03:25.480 --> 01:03:27.659
want to fucking put an extra hedge of protection

01:03:27.659 --> 01:03:29.619
around me. Around a guy who's murdering children

01:03:29.619 --> 01:03:31.400
and women and raping them and not doing anything?

01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:32.940
Well, let him fucking face his day with God.

01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:35.239
Well, here, just let him have regular, no extra

01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:37.519
protection. Man, I hope God comes down and just

01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:40.539
slaps you with his friend Black Jesus. Here it

01:03:40.539 --> 01:03:43.239
comes, right? I hope he gets DP'd by White Jesus

01:03:43.239 --> 01:03:47.119
and Black Jesus at the same time for saying that.

01:03:47.849 --> 01:03:50.590
and they just run you like an Eiffel Tower. That

01:03:50.590 --> 01:03:52.510
reminds me of another good meme where a black

01:03:52.510 --> 01:03:54.610
man and a white man are shaking hands together.

01:03:55.090 --> 01:03:57.550
The predator. No, it's kind of like that. One

01:03:57.550 --> 01:04:00.030
thing they can agree on. Nobody wants to raise

01:04:00.030 --> 01:04:02.530
the black. Neither black or white guys want to

01:04:02.530 --> 01:04:07.090
raise black children. Now we're just talking

01:04:07.090 --> 01:04:10.929
about memes. I love it. You have Arnold in this.

01:04:11.070 --> 01:04:17.679
Diluting the shit out of everything now. It's

01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:20.280
a new way we're doing it's a new wave of fucking

01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:25.280
comedy You just ruin it every time we do it and

01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:27.699
say well, no, no, man That's not how it is rather

01:04:27.699 --> 01:04:29.619
than just laughing and being smart and funny

01:04:29.619 --> 01:04:32.960
and quick. Oh, okay Five minutes later. Well,

01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:34.719
that one looks pretty good too. Remember how

01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:36.920
thick that bitch was You need Denzel Washington

01:04:36.920 --> 01:04:41.219
to come and rub some salve on it That's who the

01:04:41.219 --> 01:04:44.119
lawyer was in Philadelphia. That was a great

01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:50.599
joke. I didn't see it. I don't know what you're

01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:53.300
talking about. You know that movie, that's a

01:04:53.300 --> 01:04:57.579
good reference. Once I got it, I was like, oh

01:04:57.579 --> 01:05:01.570
man, that's good. Sure what, is he an AIDS victim

01:05:01.570 --> 01:05:04.449
or something? Tom Hanks is, yeah, he's got AIDS,

01:05:04.449 --> 01:05:06.409
which is weird. Tom Hanks is a fucking devil.

01:05:06.510 --> 01:05:08.409
He's a fucking... Yeah, but he had a movie where

01:05:08.409 --> 01:05:11.070
you had AIDS. Like, that's like going full retard.

01:05:11.250 --> 01:05:13.690
And that's back in the 80s, too. Well, you know,

01:05:14.289 --> 01:05:18.010
he's part of this satanic fucking pre -programming

01:05:18.010 --> 01:05:20.389
of Hollywood, and he always has been. I mean,

01:05:20.389 --> 01:05:21.969
he played a movie big where a chick makes out

01:05:21.969 --> 01:05:24.110
with them. Yeah, right. And he's like... A little

01:05:24.110 --> 01:05:25.789
kid? A little kid. Well, they have sex, I think.

01:05:25.869 --> 01:05:28.690
Yeah, but he's underage, definitely. her off

01:05:28.690 --> 01:05:31.929
to get a Playboy shoot and Sugar and Spice when

01:05:31.929 --> 01:05:33.590
she was 10 years old. I'll tell you what, that

01:05:33.590 --> 01:05:35.829
Blue Lagoon movie was horrible. Dude, 10 years

01:05:35.829 --> 01:05:38.769
old she was in Playboy. No way. Yeah, her mom

01:05:38.769 --> 01:05:40.530
signed off. It was called Sugar and Spice. I

01:05:40.530 --> 01:05:43.539
think she was like 14. No, it was young. She

01:05:43.539 --> 01:05:47.320
was young. Do we have pictures of this? I think

01:05:47.320 --> 01:05:49.019
you're going to get in trouble if you look bad.

01:05:51.360 --> 01:05:57.940
I remember the Blue Lagoon movie though. This

01:05:57.940 --> 01:06:00.440
guy could go back to Israel. Blue Lagoon because

01:06:00.440 --> 01:06:04.530
that was on TV. When it was instead of cable,

01:06:04.769 --> 01:06:10.550
very slow down. One box was either on or off.

01:06:10.769 --> 01:06:16.449
I know that's one box you wanted to switch. When

01:06:16.449 --> 01:06:18.829
I was watching that though, I was young too.

01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:21.800
Do you remember when the Rolling Stones did a

01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:25.340
simulcast concert on TV? No, I don't remember

01:06:25.340 --> 01:06:30.780
that. I think it was like 1982. That was fucking

01:06:30.780 --> 01:06:35.699
kick -ass. It was like 17, 18. They put it on

01:06:35.699 --> 01:06:41.340
the... radio as well so you could tune into the

01:06:41.340 --> 01:06:44.159
fucking whatever radio station is in your area

01:06:44.159 --> 01:06:46.559
and in the beginning they had this naked chick

01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:49.679
really hot with all the different radio stations

01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:52.219
painted on her body and the camera just going

01:06:52.219 --> 01:06:55.860
around her real slow if it's Chicago you tune

01:06:55.860 --> 01:07:06.099
in here Boston By taking psychedelics out and

01:07:06.099 --> 01:07:08.940
because they kind of didn't fuck the people up

01:07:08.940 --> 01:07:10.900
enough bringing coke Well, they couldn't manipulate

01:07:10.900 --> 01:07:13.219
them with my control. They didn't work the way

01:07:13.219 --> 01:07:16.460
they wanted to really make some talk That really

01:07:16.460 --> 01:07:18.659
opens them up. That just really ruined them.

01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:21.019
Just ruined this country. It ruined rock and

01:07:21.019 --> 01:07:23.139
roll, too. Well, yeah. I mean, everybody was...

01:07:23.139 --> 01:07:25.820
Coke ruined rock and roll. It was free sex and

01:07:25.820 --> 01:07:28.139
all this other... It was total Sodom and Gomorrah

01:07:28.139 --> 01:07:30.860
divides. Yeah, absolutely. That's one thing they

01:07:30.860 --> 01:07:33.360
wanted, too. That's another thing that they promote

01:07:33.360 --> 01:07:36.719
is multiple partners, sex, fucking everybody,

01:07:36.860 --> 01:07:39.400
fuck everybody. It doesn't matter if it's a guy

01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:40.940
or a girl. Which is fun when you're younger.

01:07:40.940 --> 01:07:44.599
Yeah. Except for the guy. I was gonna say. But

01:07:44.599 --> 01:07:46.980
in reality, that is what they want, because that's

01:07:46.980 --> 01:07:49.519
what all the TV shows are and shit, you know

01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:52.000
what I mean? That is what they want, that is

01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:53.920
what they're trying to program us to do, because

01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:56.199
that's what all the TV shows are. Man, listen,

01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:58.739
one of the shows I was watching had that Ellen

01:07:58.739 --> 01:08:04.809
Page dude on. And what do you call it? And like

01:08:04.809 --> 01:08:07.969
they totally fucked it up by like making the

01:08:07.969 --> 01:08:09.610
character trans. I was like, what the fuck's

01:08:09.610 --> 01:08:11.369
going on here? I like this show. I don't even

01:08:11.369 --> 01:08:13.670
think she had to cut her titties off. No, I think

01:08:13.670 --> 01:08:16.170
they just punched them in. Just a little bit.

01:08:16.170 --> 01:08:19.329
Desired Mike Tyson. And just punched her right

01:08:19.329 --> 01:08:21.250
in each titty. We're going to try a new technique

01:08:21.250 --> 01:08:23.750
with you. Now you got nipples on your back, bitch.

01:08:24.029 --> 01:08:28.819
Enjoy it. I don't know. I just don't listen,

01:08:29.020 --> 01:08:31.279
man. I don't understand. That's what they do.

01:08:31.460 --> 01:08:34.239
They insert that shit everywhere now. They put

01:08:34.239 --> 01:08:36.899
the trans bullshit. They did it. You've seen

01:08:36.899 --> 01:08:39.319
this new dog thing where he's got his grandson

01:08:39.319 --> 01:08:42.289
at the fucking... movies, and all of a sudden

01:08:42.289 --> 01:08:44.970
it's like, there's two women that are together,

01:08:45.090 --> 01:08:46.989
and now all of a sudden they have a baby, and

01:08:46.989 --> 01:08:48.649
the kid's like, how the fuck is this happening?

01:08:48.649 --> 01:08:52.189
How'd them bitches get a baby, daddy? They're

01:08:52.189 --> 01:08:54.270
glad, because there ain't no man around. Oh,

01:08:54.270 --> 01:09:00.050
okay. That other one, that other one's an auntie.

01:09:01.689 --> 01:09:04.069
They're roommates. Their daddy wouldn't get sick

01:09:04.069 --> 01:09:07.590
or nothing. Yeah. So, but you know, and they

01:09:07.590 --> 01:09:10.260
stick it everywhere. Everywhere. Well, yeah Snoop

01:09:10.260 --> 01:09:11.979
was bitching about it and then they came down

01:09:11.979 --> 01:09:15.779
in him. Yeah, the like comedians came down You

01:09:15.779 --> 01:09:19.239
know a lot of them have gay kids and they've

01:09:19.239 --> 01:09:21.060
had to go through these rituals just like we

01:09:21.060 --> 01:09:24.779
talked about like Megan Fox and Charlie Starran

01:09:24.779 --> 01:09:27.979
Dude, I love magic Johnson's like trans. Oh,

01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:30.079
I showed you a picture of a memory member He's

01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:34.640
like six eight dude, and he is rest in like a

01:09:34.640 --> 01:09:38.560
nightgown or a ball gown Yeah, did you ever see

01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:41.359
the family photo? Yeah. He's just hanging on

01:09:41.359 --> 01:09:43.340
the end. Yeah, he's like a big tree. And then

01:09:43.340 --> 01:09:45.260
he has to fucking smile for the only way you

01:09:45.260 --> 01:09:47.399
can see him. That guy's as dark as Africa. And

01:09:47.399 --> 01:09:49.239
the rest of the family is like, what the fuck?

01:09:50.100 --> 01:09:51.760
Yeah, because they can't say anything, because

01:09:51.760 --> 01:09:55.760
they'll slam dunk him right into the ocean. Just

01:09:55.760 --> 01:10:00.140
like, what was her name on the boat with the,

01:10:00.140 --> 01:10:02.439
who's the chick that fell off the boat that they

01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:05.300
pushed her off? Natalie Wood. Yeah, Natalie Wood.

01:10:06.169 --> 01:10:09.470
He's going to Natalie Wood them bitches. Everybody's

01:10:09.470 --> 01:10:11.789
going to weave two at a time and just fucking

01:10:11.789 --> 01:10:16.130
shockazooloo them right into the ocean. Oh, man.

01:10:17.489 --> 01:10:20.289
It is weird looking. I didn't see that picture.

01:10:21.890 --> 01:10:26.130
That's true. Oh, that's in true form. He should

01:10:26.130 --> 01:10:33.220
have had a thigh. Oh, man. We're not supposed

01:10:33.220 --> 01:10:37.039
to make racist jokes anymore. Just, sometimes

01:10:37.039 --> 01:10:40.180
we just, whatever. Who's we, motherfuckers? Oh,

01:10:40.279 --> 01:10:42.220
shout out to the guys at Verizon that might be

01:10:42.220 --> 01:10:44.380
listening to the podcast. Hey, man, you guys

01:10:44.380 --> 01:10:47.020
helped out my wife today with her phone or some

01:10:47.020 --> 01:10:49.739
shit. We just went to the fucking, she just told

01:10:49.739 --> 01:10:50.640
them about us. I want to give a shout out to

01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:53.920
the two guys at Verizon, Verizon, whatever, Verizon,

01:10:54.140 --> 01:10:58.000
I think. Fuck yeah. They helped her out? We don't

01:10:58.000 --> 01:11:01.239
know yet. Leave a comment. She's like, yeah,

01:11:01.300 --> 01:11:04.479
yeah, my husband has a podcast. He's like, oh,

01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:11.340
no way and shit. She gets salty. He's like, you

01:11:11.340 --> 01:11:16.859
told them? I don't tell anybody. We're almost

01:11:16.859 --> 01:11:19.079
up to 100 followers, and I'm fine with that.

01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:21.239
That's all I need. I wouldn't let him work on

01:11:21.239 --> 01:11:24.619
my phone either. Oh, man. So that was pretty

01:11:24.619 --> 01:11:26.979
funny. What time are we at? We called those guys

01:11:26.979 --> 01:11:30.760
out, so. Yeah, that was really cool of you guys

01:11:30.760 --> 01:11:35.500
to help out my wife and shit. Sorry about our

01:11:35.500 --> 01:11:38.319
low brow -ness that we can't... Oh, we're only

01:11:38.319 --> 01:11:41.619
at 11 minutes, man. We're a comedy show. One

01:11:41.619 --> 01:11:44.399
hour and 11. Hey, everybody, thanks for tuning

01:11:44.399 --> 01:11:46.340
in to Larry Neal's show. Have a fucking great

01:11:46.340 --> 01:11:47.680
evening. Like, follow, subscribe, tell your friends

01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:51.329
and your frenemies. RIP, Charlie Kirk. And if

01:11:51.329 --> 01:11:53.189
you're actually listening... I should slap you.

01:11:53.250 --> 01:11:56.270
I should slap you. And I'm just gonna say, if

01:11:56.270 --> 01:11:58.130
you're actually still listening to this point,

01:11:58.270 --> 01:12:00.949
you're a hardcore motherfucker. Yeah. Tell some

01:12:00.949 --> 01:12:02.029
more people like yourself. What are you doing

01:12:02.029 --> 01:12:02.670
with your life?