Kick back. Hey, everybody. Oh, shit, we're already
started. Welcome to the Larry Needles Show. I'm
Larry. Needles. Cakey. Fat girl, the picnic boy.
We have a great story we're about to get into
but for the obvious reason we're all wearing
sunglasses because we're so retarded we can't
figure the lighting out and it's all LEDs so
go fucking blind. It's like looking at the sun.
The Rora Borealis and Larry Horialis. That's
a pretty good band name. It's like just him staring
into a bottle. That's the album cover. Blinded
by the Brown. With some fucking light coming
out of it. That's the album name. Blinded by
the Brown. Man, fat girl was just getting into
the greatest story ever told on this podcast.
He has now become a pic - He's a picnic boy now.
Yeah. Cause he's got a sweet lady. Picnic basket.
What's that? Yeah, do you carry your shit in
a picnic basket? No, it's more ghetto than that.
With like a, like a Walgreens bag. Yeah, kinda
like a - Dollar general. You got your sandwiches
in there. Well, she's thrifty. She's thrifty?
She's money conscious. Just like you. Yeah. Oh
my god, two Pollocks and a pod. Yeah. Is she
another, is she another? No, no, she's Italian.
She's got another Warsaw warrior. Like my wife
is. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Italian, Czechoslovakian.
It's as good as it gets. Yeah, it's not like
she's, she's not broke, but she likes, she likes,
you know. She's going on picnics. Yeah. And you
like going on picnics? Walks. Yeah. Long walks.
Dude, long walks. I like the picnic part. Do
you? Because you get to eat. Fabriately. You're
the fattest girl out there. Anything that involves
the picnic part. You love. Eating is the favorite
part. And then I just see you just like. Fall
asleep. We had to go on a walk, honey. Yeah.
I got to take my walking pizza slice with me.
We kind of walked from the car to here. The picnic
Polak. Oh, man. That's what happened. But then
I started getting bit up. Once that sun starts
going down. Yeah. Yeah. That's oh my gosh, shit,
what time is it? Because you got that sweet Polish
blood in you. That sweet Aryan blood. They won't
bite me. It's an instant, dude. Oh man, they
just come right down. The mosquitoes are, yeah,
because they don't want to die. You give mosquitoes
AIDS. Not the other way around. Larry's got this
AZT aura around him. All my infections are cleared
up. Everything. STDs and all. And all of a sudden
you're a doctor now. As of this morning. He's
like, trust the science. No, look at my leg,
man. What? Look at how great those fucking wounds
look. Yeah, they don't look that great at all.
He looks like the guy from Philadelphia. All
your lesions look even worse. They look like
actual lesions. Look at my arm, how much better
it is. It actually does look good. It's a lot
better. It's been six months, I hope so. It's
been not easy. There goes Larry's job of being
an elbow model. He's not going to be able to
do that anymore. Which is very funny. So let's
talk about Charlie Kirk. Do we really have to?
I just want to say, there's a lot of things in
here. We kind of need to. That make me feel like
it didn't. I mean, we don't need to. Allegedly,
he got shot and killed. And if he did. Tell them
about allegedly. If he did, I'm very sorry for
that, because I would never condone that. And
I also thought he was a cool guy. Do you think
he was dead? I like Charlie. But I also see a
lot of things online that are pointing to, you
know, a cover -up. Well, there's your problem.
A cover -up and a put in a protective custody
and just some things. Wait, they think he's in
protective custody? No, this is Larry's theory.
Yeah, they rushed him off and there's a plane
they took off, a private plane, and they turned
their transponder on. Oh, that's fake. That's
fake. I saw all this shit going on. Yeah, yeah.
First of all, they said that was for the shooter,
though. Yeah. Well, here's this. Here's one thing
I saw when he grabs his neck. Mr. X sent me a
video. His wedding ring jumps to his pinky. There
was a lot of AI shit going on. A lot of people
that were there said they didn't see. Look any
blood but on the fucking video blood is coming
out like crazy now his t -shirt didn't look like
it was getting stained to me and believe me I've
seen people get bloodied and I've been bloodied
the shit goes everywhere your fucking clothes
are wrecked especially the AI fucking blood wasn't
gonna stick to the clothes They didn't do it
right. Well, especially aerated blood. It's very
dark red. You know what I mean? The thing is
though like dude, you're getting hit by a through
308 round allegedly. Yeah Less than 200 yards.
Yeah, you think it would have blew his whole
neck off Well, some people said it hit off because
he wears a bulletproof vest Some people said
a ricochet up there hit his neck. We have three
away I mean, well, you know less it hit like
it makes you think about the English shooting,
right? It would tear you. I don't think that
yeah now here's the thing but they showed a shot
of him bending forward from angle and he had
a squib inside of his That was the top of his
vest, his bulletproof vest. You think so? Yeah.
Because there was a lot of action with his t
-shirt. Listen, man. The thing is, too, like,
you can have a vest. First of all, you can have
a vest with steel plates. Let's get down to brass
tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. First of
all, this guy kissed the wall. Yep. Multiple
donors of Jewish descent. All of a sudden, he
switches over from being a hardcore Zionist.
Yeah, realizing. And then, you know, Christianity,
became Christian. allegedly all of this is I
mean I don't I followed him for a little bit
I really didn't keep an eye on Charlie Kirk because
I got along with some of his stuff but he's kind
of annoying when he was a Zionist shill so but
so then now he's getting threats allegedly BB
invites him to come out to Israel he says no
yeah goes on Shapiro two days before says the
truth they don't like that yeah and Yahoo comes
out and says, sorry that Charlie Kirk died. A
free speech warrior. An hour and a half after
that was the first. He knew before anyone knew
that he was dead. He came out, I mean it was
after he was dead. But he's in the middle of
bombing eight different countries. Yeah, but
he was the first one to, like, say something.
You know what I mean? Like, why would it sound
like Russia didn't come out? Well, him and Trump
came out at the same time, basically. Yeah, but
why? Well, yeah, right? Why would you? Why him?
Here's the other stuff. Of all people. Here's
the other stuff that really bothers me about
it. This shooter, they got footage of him jumping
off this roof. He supposedly has his gun broken
down in his backpack, because he's got nothing
in his hands. Well, he's got the backpack. You
see that. And then you're telling me when he
dumps the gun, he puts it back together and wraps
it in a towel. I mean, come on, man. Is that
how they found it, though? Yes. Well, OK, now
this is what they're... You know and he had shit
on the bullets like if you're reading this you're
gay Yeah, which is hilarious. This guy's really
ripping the podcast off We should sue his estate
That's what's kind of fucking stupid he posted
on What the hell's those not force cord a discord
that he left the gun in a forest Like what? It's
like who the hell? Are these people this stupid
that that's what they do? It doesn't make sense.
They're saying the guy dropped off the gun in
a towel. It doesn't make sense. Well, he says
he even did that in the Discord. They are just
bombarding us with bullshit information. Larry
and I were talking. You got to be like, that
guy. You don't know what to believe. Well, the
weird thing is, is like, all right, if I'm a
sniper and I'm going to escape a shooting like
this. I'm not doing it within 200 yards. Right,
you're gonna be able to do it from further. My
dad was in the Marines, he said they qualified,
he qualified with the BAR, you know, brawling
automatic rifle, all that shit, all the big guns,
at 5 ,000, I mean 500 yards, hitting a fucking
little thing like this. Yeah, I can teach you
within a day how to shoot, like... a hockey puck
from 200 yards and hit it five times in a row.
Do that bullet, there's no trajectory change.
It looked like it did. Not from that short of
a distance. Another thing is an IDF tactic is
shooting people in the neck. They've come out
and admit that. But so now we get back to this
whole thing. Let me finish my thing real quick
though. No, picnic boy. I would be in a parking
garage, so my getaway car's right there. I'm
gone within a minute of that happening, probably
less. I'm out of there. So put the lollygagging.
The other thing is too, this kid did look pretty
athletic. When he ran up that roof, like swung
down, jumped down. It's all bullshit. It's fake
and gay. And he looks a lot like Lee Harvey Oswald,
too. It's like all of a sudden we're supposed
to believe that... He's got that look. Did they
use all three of his names? I don't believe so.
No? Okay. But yeah, then what? His parents turned
him in? His dad. His dad was a sheriff or 27
-year -old veteran. And his mom was a... It's
like this whole thing is... It stinks. Yes. Something
smells rotten in Denmark. Yeah, and it ain't
fucking Yeah, did you hear cash Patel talking
to I don't trust that guy. He's Indian Well,
they're talking about we want to thank this for
working with this thank this for it It's like
the parents turned him in and that's honey pot.
Sorry. Oh big time. Okay, sorry Yeah, the parents
turned him in it's like, where's the FBI? Yeah,
they didn't solve this case. You guys didn't
solve it. Nobody solved this case. Well, you
wonder why? Turn them in. Because, well, I was
reading something which kind of made me laugh.
I mean, they probably would have found him. But
he's like, guy paid off his mortgage and got
rid of his son at the same time. Yeah, he didn't
take the money. He didn't take the money. It's
a joke, Larry. I mean, come on, Larry. You know,
I was wondering that. I'm like, there's no way
you can take that money. What do you mean? Turn
your own kid in? Yeah. That's how I say it. I
don't know, man. I know a compensation for...
Yeah, right? Losing my child. Well, the whole
thing is, is that... The thing is, though, like,
Kirk, dude, the guy was a wordsmith. Yeah. Like,
he knew his shit. He was an instigator. Yeah.
I don't know. He was an instigator. That's what
he did. He shit -talked. No, he didn't shit -talk.
He didn't shit -talk. He didn't shit -talk. He
shit -talked facts. In a meticulous way. He was
very well, but he was able to back up everything.
Guys out there debating kids. You know what I
mean? I know he's like shattering the ceilings
of breaking, opening their mind and making them
think a different way. But they need that. Yeah,
I understand that. Because they're the ones that
are fucking idiots. But when you show them, it's
like, it's turned, it gets, you know, listen,
he said, he said some funny stuff. I'll tell
you that. But now all of a sudden we need a martyr
and look at this guy appears. Shit, I forgot
that quote. But you know what I mean, like all
of a sudden now. What about the Epstein files?
Well, yeah. Who cares about that? Oh, see, look
at that. Lucky Larry Silverstein over here. He's
already passed it. He's like, don't worry about
that. That's all right, man. Let's worry about
what happened today and yesterday. I think Larry's
name is on there. Well, how about this, man?
Dude, I'm telling you, we need to bring out the
nose meter. I think it's growing. No, like he
said Kirk alistine the other the guys 31 has
two kids. Yeah, it's horrible. Like this is Kind
of a war on free spot. Here's what can you not
just argue the internet with a crazy racism crazy
shit yesterday? Or Twitter was. Cash Patel did
some tweet or said something. I don't trust that
guy. He's an Indian. He said, see you in Valhalla,
Charlie. No, he said that in a speech, too. Valhalla
is the nickname for the place where, yeah, that,
but it's also the nickname for the place where
they put the real important people in protective
custody. Oh, really? I've never heard of that.
How do you know this? Cuz, man. What do you mean,
cuz, man? I was reading it all day on the internet.
Are you in this internet? I mean, Cash Patel,
he looks like he's... I swear to fucking leave
the fucking moon we're gonna slap you. He looks
like he does blow all day long. If you look at
him, he's just like he's... Yeah, he looks high
as a fucking motherfucker. I don't think he does
blow all day. I just think he's on edge. I think
so too. I just think he's like... Maybe a little
blow. First of all, he's an Indian in a position
of prominence that does not deserve that title
at all. And he's probably worried about getting
whacked every day. A suspected honey pot. And
that's a funny thing, though. I mean, how do
you... You fucking... Getting from in within
and divide. What's the easiest way to get to
a dude? Yeah And all honestly, what's a Jew doing
with an Indian guy? I mean a good -looking one,
too Yeah, it's like come on over here. Yeah,
that's I mean or been what's that? For Jewish
women to go with the corners. Yeah, it is. They
don't even allow that. Unless they're a honey
pot. Well, I mean, come on. Look at Fang Fang.
I mean, it's not like it hasn't been proven.
These guys are... But, you know, they're not
gonna... They already run half of the three -letter
agencies, Israel. They got their hands in everything.
And people just think that they're not gonna
be at the top and they're not gonna have all
these operatives that are running against us.
Yeah, right? People are so stupid right now,
they're gonna believe anything. The news cycle
changes so quick in an hour. Like we were in
the group chat where it's like this, this, this,
this, this. And then it's like two hours later,
that gets debunked. Three hours later, who's
debunking it? Who's putting it out there? Wasn't
there another alleged school shooting again today?
Oh, no, there was one in Colorado the same day
as, uh... Same day as Charlie. You haven't heard
anything about it. Well, we were talking about
how this, like, the whole prison planet... It
was probably a black guy. Yeah, it was a black
guy, so you didn't hear anything about it. No,
that's what I'm guessing. I didn't see it. No,
I don't think so. It was like a baby -faced kid
they call, or a baby -faced kid they call them.
Baby -faced Nelson. Something like that. Yeah,
baby -faced Nelson. Baby -faced Nigerian. Like
that theory of just like we're living in a prison
planet that thrives off of negative emotion.
And it's like, Larry and I are talking. Yeah,
lots of negative energy. of there's two or three
things that are happening that are so bad. Yeah,
they can't even keep up. And it's like, so they
get rid of this guy. And what is that? And that
makes these people fight these people. And, dude,
I'm telling you, the stuff that people were saying
on the internet, I was like, damn, dude, I'm
like, this is crazy. Openly saying this stuff
like you got to get punched in the face And then
people are like I'm saying this you can come
and see me here at my job. I mean, you're Wow
That's what they want man, that's what this whole
thing is about If everybody's divided and some
fucking side that really doesn't even matter
people are so fucking brainwashed It's like the
hypnotized chickens and the Iggy Pop song. Yeah,
that is fucking then you don't see what the assholes
at the top are really how hard they're fucking
up. It's because everybody's on. Yeah, because
they distract us from 20 things. That's the whole
thing, divide and conquer. But people are so
dumb that they can't realize it that every fucking
single thing that you see is fucking fake. You
live it in a movie. Here's the main problem.
Well, I mean, dude, that gut ain't fake. It's
what's his name from Larry's laugh of approval.
Total Recall. He just touches it. Quado, Quado,
Quado. Do they say that? Total Recall? No, there's
a guy living in his stomach and he says, Quado.
And that's what he's saying. He has the feet
of everyone. I see. I'm hungry, fat girl. Come
on, Quado, I'm on a... I get to Nick Walsh, that's
my girlfriend. She's like, what's that? Don't
worry about it. We're going to eat soon. That's
just Quado. But no, the issue is now, I mean,
when you were in your early 20s. Why are your
hands so small when you're finger -banging me?
He's like, why is your tongue down there? You're
kissing me? Oh, Quado! Damn it, Quado! Damn it,
Quado, the rapist. Get back in there. If he got
arrested, would you have to go to jail with him?
Yeah. Or do they have to kill him? Oh, he's good
at hiding. He's got to like stand there and he's
in a little jail. He's good at hiding when it
comes that time. When it's time to get arrested.
I'm sorry. He's good at hiding. Did you give
two shits about politics? Hell no. Some sort
of. Not really. I was too into like pussy and
drugs. Me too. Me too. And my thing was like,
you know, all the punk bands would say, fuck
Reagan, fuck Reagan. OK, fuck Reagan. I didn't
know. And here's the thing. I just thought we
were always, always against any president. I
didn't know that there were sides. I just thought
it meant fuck authority, which I was totally
down with. And now you still think they're sides
when it's a uniparty. It's no sides. There's
no sides. And that's part of the mind fuck. That's
how they get us to fight. We were younger. We
didn't have social media and all these clips
every second of the day. Just new clips telling
us, oh, he's a fascist. He's this. He's a racist.
He's a pedophile. Boobs ass thrown in there.
Boobs ass. And it's just like maximum overdrive
of just debauchery. These young kids can't take
it. These young males. I'm going to watch Trump
talk on there and then I'm going to watch a lady
poop on a monkey's head. And you're like, Jesus,
man, you can actually watch. stuff like that.
The kids, the boys today are fucking, they're
very fucking effeminate. No, they're not effeminate.
They need to look at my algorithm. You always
say the estrogen in the water. Yeah, you know,
it's like they're doing it to us so we don't
fucking reproduce. They want to get rid of us,
man. I mean, coming from Buff Jones over here.
I mean, you're like a waste. I was born before
the fucking, you know, the heavy fucking drugging
of the system. Yeah, I know about that. Look
at this idea. I didn't have his nose. Exactly.
I didn't have as many vaccines and shit. Vaccines,
yeah. I mean, I don't know about them. Well,
that don't really matter. Neither did we. Yeah.
Yeah, okay. You know. The kids today are getting
fucking crazy fucking shots. 75 or something.
And they do multitude shots where they just mix
them together. I'm surprised they don't put the
vaccines in the fucking... They put it in the
food, they sprayed it in the air. I mean, and
the fucking, what the hell is that? Fentanyl,
now. They just put that in the sunroom and snorting
it up. I guess those people are kind of - I mean,
yeah, I don't think you need to worry about that.
I don't think they want that. I'm fucking done.
Which would be actually a good idea if you put
antibiotics in fentanyl so they wouldn't get
those weird ass rashes and shit and all that
crazy shit. But they want them gone. I used to
think there was preservatives in the heroin.
It's like $155 ,000. Or something, man. You know,
I never looked like those fuckers. The Shines
probably would preserve it. You just don't remember.
Yeah, you just don't remember. This guy's a good
buyer. Put some preservatives in there. Keep
this motherfucker alive. Yeah, that's the whole
point. Now they don't care. Right. That's a death
sentence. They want you dead. I liked it better
when they wanted you coming back and they're
nice to you. They wanted your money. I don't
know about nice, but wait an hour and a half
and then all of a sudden Leroy Jones comes walking.
Not even walking. Well, sometimes walking. They
don't look like pimps anymore. I wish they did.
That would be great. Drug dealers still dress
like pimps. Right? Yeah, they look like just
some kid in a hoodie and baggy pants. Well, I
don't know, it's been so long. A shine kit. There
we go. Just in case. I think that was a given.
Well, just in case they weren't sure. Yeah, it's
been a very funny, it's been a really... crazy
week that white chick gets stabbed by the black
guy. Yeah, and that's a fucking Psyop, probably.
Dude, I just can't, I find it so difficult that
this little tiny Ukrainian girl... And she was
the hottest Ukrainian chick, because when we
were bombing Ukraine or whoever was bombing them,
I don't know what the fuck was going on, but
all the chicks... Well, I can tell you, in 2014
the CIA started to coo. All the chicks on TV
were fucking dogs. They all were ugly. I told
Mary... Yeah, because the hot ones had guys they
could go to. There's not one good -looking chick
behind the fucking whole fucking... country of
Ukraine. And then this morning, the show was
like, fuck, man. She was like a model. She works
at a pizza parlor. Well, I know. She works at
a pizza parlor. She gets on the bus with five
African -American people, the only white girl
at night. And you sit in the front. First of
all, if you're from a war -torn country, and
your fucking instincts don't kick in, and your
spidey sense, and where's your... They said she
has a boyfriend how come the fucking pizza place
cuz you know I'm gonna tell you right now It's
probably some Dago who runs that runs their pizza
place. Yeah, we know how much they like to diddle
the help So, I mean, I'm surprised this guy wasn't
getting a handy in his car like a fucking Frederico
schoongeal or something. Taking fucking Miss
Ukraine back to her shitty apartment. Well, yeah,
how can we not be in a good guido giving her
a ride home? Yeah, a good diddler. He's like,
I can come on and play with the Capacola. It
was the Gabagool, sweetie. The Gabagool mouth.
But it's like, all of a sudden, this chick just
gets on the bus. There's like, where's the video
of people coming from the place, going all the
way to the place, the scene of the crime? I mean,
listen. The scene of the crime was the bus. Going
to the scene, walking from the pizza place. Oh,
I'm sure they got it. That's not the part that's
gory. Well, then why not release it? Why can't
you just show us this kill box that you could
have made in a studio? Well, you know the crazy
thing was absolutely Well, all right. So here
did you get well get this? Did you see the other
black people on the bus? Yeah, like got away
from her. They didn't ask me Yeah, they didn't
do shit. They didn't try to help her. I didn't
do shit Okay, and that could be part of the Psyop
to make everyone fucking one. What a fucking
war Did you guys hear this shit about her bullshit?
What's that? So supposedly this Ukrainian broad
was already used in a Psyop She was a medic who
died in the Ukraine war. Really? Yeah, her name
was... Yeah, because she's fucking good looking.
Yeah, she was a Ukrainian medic. There you have
it. She was killed in action... And then killed
again in... Yeah, in Bakhmut, Ukraine on April
15th. I can't see the date. Where is this from?
What sources is this? Instagram, so it's reliable.
It's the what? Instagram, so it's reliable. That's
like as reliable as a dollar store condom. Come
on. It's reliable? 99. 60 % of the time. Is it
$1 .25? 99 % of the time, it works. 20 % of the
time. I mean, those things are definitely made
in China. I'll tell you that right now. They
probably fuck it. You put that thing on, you're
not having kids. What are they? Oh, nothing.
What are they saying? Ron Burgundy? 99 % of the
time it works. 20 % of the time. That's like
they hit us with a big one with this white chick
and then people go crazy about that and I think
it wasn't it didn't happen right I think this
happened like a month or two ago and they're
just releasing it. And then... Because they want
to time this shit. They want to get it at a time
to rile everybody the fuck up. What I mean, dude,
it's like... Because they got to get the blacks
and whites fighting and the Dems and Republicans
with Charlie Kirk and all this bullshit. It's
literally one camera. Know what I mean? Like
pointing down if you've ever been on a city bus,
I mean in Chicago. They have multiple cameras
Yeah, okay. I haven't been on a bus in like 40
years. It's just like pointing down yeah Really
like moving on the bus, you know what I mean?
Like if you're dry, yeah I'm just saying what
I saw, because we know there's not exactly the
greatest towns. You know the streets fucking
have holes and the fucking... But it's like it
was played out. Like she comes in, sits down,
sits on her phone. Guy comes out, takes his knife
out, stands above her, big black guy in front
of a girl, little white girl, curling up. And
it's like, why is... And then it's like, oh,
and the people do nothing. I don't care what
you say. People are compassionate to some extent.
Out of six people, somebody is going to call
911 or try to help. Well, here's the other thing.
Because of the Daniel Penny thing, people might
be afraid to do anything. They're not going to
touch him. They should help her. That's what
I'm saying. Because obviously that guy's a lunatic.
He's got a knife and he stabbed somebody already.
This is, I guess, the race of the people in the
bus case. They didn't do shit. They're probably,
they're taking a bus because they have no fucking
money. Well, no, I understand that. These people
don't give a shit about nothing. Like, man, that
white girl, fuck her. But even, I'm just saying,
in most... That's what they want you to think,
though. People care. People show emotion. There
was no emotion. They wanted to make sure they
told all the crisis actors, make sure you don't
give a fuck when this white girl gets dead. But
that gives the most rawest emotion ever. You
know what I mean? People not helping a person.
And then besides race, just helping a person.
And they were older. They were like older black
women too. And usually older black women will
go and help. That's what I'm saying, man. And
the guy just gets up, gets out. And then they're
like, you could hear him coming off the bus saying,
I got that white lady or whatever or something
to that extent. I got that white bitch. Well,
I'm assuming that's what they say because that
draws another reaction out of you. It's just
like bam, bam, bam, bam. Well, he definitely
did say, I just stabbed that Caucasian woman.
That would be hilarious. You got a British accent?
That would be great. I say, Chad. But then there
was a thing I was reading. Just stabbed a little
white lady to death. Did I? A little white bed,
yeah. Jail calls with his sister where he says
he has something inside of him and they need
to check inside of him out. Well, supposedly
his mother even like begged. Put him away because
he scares me. Yeah. Well, he beat the shit out
of his sister. Yeah. Well, but then, but you
know what, I got some calming news though about
that and just helped me out with that whole situation
because I turned on the view and I saw Whoopi
and them talking about it and they're like, you
know, it's really not, it's because Trump defunded
the mental, like mental health system. I just
figured it was Little Ceasar giving two for one
pizzas. They figured out a way to make it Trump's
fault. Well, that's what they did. Well, they
could blame it on what? Well, no, they said,
well, we don't want to get political, but...
We're going to. Yeah, they're like, well, but
Trump defunded the mental health program. Well,
fucking Geraldo Rivera first fucked that up.
Yeah, when he went to the insane in silence and
said, look at these conditions and freaked everyone
out in like the late 70s, early 80s. Just like
the satanic panic. Cause he's a satanic, cause
he's a satanic fucking devil too. Fuck me, Geraldo,
for not finding anything in El Capone's fucking
vault. I will fight you, Geraldo. I swear to
God. If I see your bitch ass, you beaner, I will
slap the dog shit out of you. I will pick him
up and spin him around like the lady from Dirty
Dancing. And then I will kick him right in his
nuts. I'll grab him by the gooch and slam him
down. Dude, I will make you into a fucking street
tamale. Honestly, this should be the new thing.
We should all start a page. Who wants to kick
the shit out of Geraldo? I'm sure there's a lot.
Dude, I have never forgotten that. I'm going
to go punch him when he dies. We need to stop
that page, dude. I'll dress up like Al Capone
and just slap him. Dude, I was so pumped to see
that shit. Yeah, and he's like, nothing's in
here. Fuck you, they should have put Geraldo
in that bitch and then turned the lock and locked
him in there. The fucking great. Right, now there's
some in there, bang. What a son of a bitch for
ruining one year of my life. They should deport
him for that. See, she's all ice on him. But
I'm a citizen. Too fucking bad, Geraldo. Yeah,
dude. Not anymore. You fucking lose your green
card for that fucking shenanigans at Al Capone's
fault. Dude, that's bullshit. Dude, it was like,
I was like, nah. What did you think? Yeah, what
would you think would be in there? Dude, I thought
there was gold bars and bunch of hooker panties.
Dude, Bugsy Siegel, I hope, there's something.
Yeah, fuck it. Bugsy Siegel, Skeletal, the real
nice silver. No, who the fucking, the teamster,
fucking Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah. That would have been
great. Hoffa's hand or something in there. That's
something. Remember when Geraldo went to go see
the troops and he gave away their fucking...
position and they put their hands down their
pants and shook his hand. I'm not pleased with
Geraldo. He's given up locations of United States
military. Yeah, this guy's got to fucking go.
The grease bag. Yeah, we're starting a petition.
Go fund me to deport Geraldo. Was he Puerto Rican?
I don't care. He's one of those brown cheese
countries. You know what? No, he's a tiny hat
guy, too. I'm sure he is. Fucking right. Jerry
Rivers, Geraldo Rivera. Yeah, right. Well, they,
yeah. His name is Heraldo. We're going to catapult
you right back to fucking Tel Aviv. See how you
like that? Long fucking ride, asshole. No, but
I saw this one punk rock. Did you ever see the
episode when they had the punk rockers on Heraldo?
No, we could use his yarmulke to put on his nose
so we could fly faster. They were like, fuck
you, Heraldo. You're a Jew. Jerry Rivers, the
one fucking ten -headed scoundrel. Pretending
you're fucking Hispanic. He probably is. Dude,
what was the one where he got no fist fight?
with somebody didn't you get the clan throat
or is that more that was a big mouth was that
somebody punched him in the busted his nose that
was the punk rock because then he was doing shows
with like a big fucking sympathy yeah fucking
illegal I swear to God man no I see you although
I'm gonna slap you for al Capone we have to we
have to start a page up with you or go fund me
to get rid of Yeah, the Port Heraldo Perunian
hour of time. The Al Capone fiasco. Because there
was nothing in there. And for my recollection,
there was nothing in there. We should do a watch
along. It was completely empty. In one of the
podcasts. We'll get a TV to watch. It was completely
empty. Yeah. Just like his soul. Because he probably
stole it. Because he's a Puerto Rican. Probably.
He came ahead of time and stole all this shit.
Oh, man, none is here, dude. Came and fucking
Jimmy Savile, because they probably both touch
kids. Well, here's the thing. You know, he's
one of the head warlocks, because he's fucking
friends with another head warlock, John Lennon,
the devil. But they're all interconnected. Yeah.
But if he's buddies with Lennon, you know he's
really fucking full of it. Not my favorite Lennon.
No. Not by a fucking long shot. Or a short shot
with a pistol. Dude, I've never heard that one
song Lennon had that the real nigger is a woman.
The woman is the nigger of the world? Yeah. I
mean, you really just want to fire these... Hey,
this kid gets back from a picnic and he just
turns all racist. This was a Lennon song, not
me. I know, and it's just funny. And then he's
like, yeah, that's what it is. He talks about,
you know, making them dress up like... horse
and making him dance and making him cook for
you and then the chorus says woman who looked
like a bag of potatoes. Okay, you don't have
to sing it. We get the point. I mean, Jesus,
Larry, you guys are really gonna put us at the
bottom of YouTube again. Am I the only one sweating
in here? Yeah, I'm sweating my balls off. I was
gonna say, man. Fucking dying over it. I didn't
even have to lose. Oh, my pussy is so moist right
now. I don't have to put a leather jacket on
because he's a faggot. Well, that probably got
him. I don't know where that came from. Whatever.
I'm talking about sweat. No, no, because he said,
I'm like, man, I'm dying when you walked in.
He's like, you can know it's nice out when I
don't have my leather jacket on. So this is for
a lady small, because that's a little t -shirt.
It's perfect temperature. Yeah, for a woman going
through menopause. He's got his legs open and
shit. I got to get my foot up, man. The fucking
shit is swollen still. It hurts. from your new
bottom surgery. Yeah, I got a huge fucking black
and blue mark out the back of my fucking legs.
Maybe that's what it is. Larry got a vagina and
they cut it off from his leg. He's got to keep
that up. It's a good guy. It just looks like
one of those hams that you could order from Amazon.
Cut it off the bone. Oh, Jesus. The pig gauge.
Dude, those things are good. I was looking at
watching something. I want one of those. I mean,
did you even have, I just said ham. That's all
I had to say. You didn't even have to say any
fucking fat girl. You can't even mention food
around them. I'm like, oh, I made a mistake.
Did you say steak? Well, imagine having a smoked
ham leg just sitting on your counter. You can
just go slice me some. Oh, man. I'd be sleeping
next to that thing. What about bugs? I wouldn't
probably have any of them. You've got to put
it in a bag? Why you got to root it? I mean,
this isn't fucking Spain. You're not living on
the coast. Salted piece of meat hanging from
the ceiling. You're like Ed Gein. Just cut and
slice. This is salted meat. Like, oh, that kind
of looks like a human stripper name. This is
bubbles. It was. She went down her ladder. She
blew up her last bubble. Yeah. But now I saw
that was like, man, they fucking they got like
hams in a shop. And I was like, holy shit. And
then this guy's like, I want a ham. Like, you,
sir, are a loser. Why do you have a full ham
in your living room? He's like, my wife hates
it. You're like, well, I wonder why. You just
have meat in your ham bone and your fucking side
table. Dogs trying to get at it and shit. Like,
dude, you got fucking this guy's like two days.
he's worth the laundry on the floor. I'm like,
the last thing he needs a ham. It's going to
be like a fucking... Is this for real? Yeah!
It's going to be undone serious. Don't lie. Dude,
this guy needs to be on the pod. Cause I watched
this thing about the hams and you can order them
and the guy ordered them from Spain and they
delivered it. And dude, I swear to God... He's
going to know where to put it so he just puts
it in the living room. Oh no, he knew where to
put it right in his fat gullet. I mean, this
guy would have put it in his shit. There's a
reason he ordered a ham. Dude, I thought he was
going to eat it like a... Like a Flintstone bun.
And that shit looks salty as hell. Whatever.
I love when... I love that, honey. You're just
hatin'. Hating on fat girls? Because you don't
have a ham bone. You don't either, ain't you?
You're a honey -baked ham, and they cut it down
in a spiral. What's that? The honey -baked ham,
and they cut it down in a spiral. Are you fucking
kidding me? That's great. What do you mean, they
cut it in a spiral? That is fantastic. You know
what I'm talking about, right? Like, actually
cut in a spiral. Yeah, they take the bone, and
they, like, spin it on a lathe, and so they just...
So it's like all sliced, and the bone is in the
middle, but you can just rip it off. Huh? Curly
fries. It's got that pattern of curly fries.
Yeah, but except it's packed still packed. You
guys are very fucking passionate. Let me tell
you. A bunch of fat girl faggots over here. You
guys see what I have to deal with? My God. Look
at my lips. I'm having a picnic. Isn't that what
you call when you go out and diddle people a
nighttime picnic? Why are you going out so late
for a picnic? Don't worry about it. Why do you
have gloves on and they're all dressed in black?
Is that like stocking on your head? I got my
tool. Is that just your short shorts? That's
fucking great. But it just seems like everything's
coming at us all at once. Everything seems like
it's fucking... Because it is. It's like, well...
You just gotta remember, man. Nothing, all of
this is bullshit. Trust no man. They're lying
to you like a motherfucker. Trust no man. I don't
know about that. I trust you guys. Well, it says
in the Bible, trust no man. So don't believe
them. And... No man without a hand bone. Or to
give you aids in Boystown. God and Jesus is the
only thing that'll get you through this bullshit,
because these fuckers are devils, and they're
doing black magic on us and everything else,
man. And if I get stuck in a mud pit, is Jesus
gonna come down and help me tow my car out? He
may. Maybe. Oh, so I gotta trust a man to come
and help me tow my car out. Mm -hmm. Okay, well,
then there we go. I mean, where do you get your
Bible verses from a crackerjack box? No, man.
I don't know where it's where it is in the Bible.
I'm paraphrasing. I'm not making shit up. Once
Larry smokes two joints, he just starts making
up his own Bible from the Book of Larry. Oh,
man. Thou shalt sleep with his neighbor's wife
and her sister. Book of Larry and the daughter.
Sleeping with a man. What is it? Oh, shit, I
totally forgot it. You don't know the Ten Commandments,
I know. A gay man sleeping with a man, some must
get stoned. And the guy's like, okay, I'll smoke
weed. No, it says no man should lay with another
man and no woman should lay with another woman.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're gonna ruin my algorithm
by talking about this stuff. My phone's listening.
Yeah, if I don't get like an Indian death video
a day, something's off. Dude, did you see the
video of the guy that got beheaded in Texas?
Oh, no. So it was like an Indian owned this motel,
and it was the kind of motel where the doors
open out to the parking lot. So you know it's
a one and a half star establishment. I mean,
I'm sure this is smoking doors. Whoa. I mean,
are you trying to make me fly here and go see
what this place is like? You're my new travel
agent. That would be actually a good idea. I
know where they're at. They're being in the van.
I stayed at all those donks. We were the ones
who could pull up because it was the most exciting.
That's where the party was going to be. We were
too dumb to be afraid of that. And it's cheap.
Didn't have to worry about bed bugs back then.
No, because we already had STDs and shit. Some
guy looking through the wall. You're the ones
people that worry about Indians with smallpox
on the blanket Everybody gets chlamydia that
sleeps in this room But uh, so this Indian guy
they watch the diseases fight each other But
instead of a buy reading bread, they got an electron
microscope that you can put a quarter in and
watch the fucking germs spike. I just see you
just eating like a thing of baked ziti watching
some weird show. Spilling it on the bed. The
floor is just like all crushed. But yeah, so
this Indian guy owns this hotel and then he's
got this guy, some illegal. And they're arguing
over like a washing machine if I'm for my own
Because he worked for him. He has an employee.
Yeah, and uh Dude cuts off his head in front
of his wife and his kid The Indian guy cuts no
no the illegal cuts off the Indian guy and then
he rolls it like a bowling ball. Oh, I'm being
serious It rolls for this guy's got great form.
Let me tell you I think he's done it from that.
I think he did it from the hair Cause I mean,
you, you, the eyes and the nose, that's, you
got it. Or the mouth actually can do that with
them. You know what I mean? But this son of a
bitch, I mean, they've got to get him on the
Mexican bowling team. Cause he rolled it and
it just like rolled and then all of a sudden
there's like a tray. I mean, this is what I'm
watching. This is what's coming in my feed. You
wonder why my fucking mind is, you know, so fucking
fried. I bowled 300 once. Shout out to us. Keep
on talking. We talked about this before and I
still don't believe you. Is it there anymore?
Is your name up on the wall? I have no idea,
man. If you bowl 300, you have to get your name
on the wall. Did you have the fancy spin? No,
man. I was on accident. I was just fucking whipping
it down. Ask Mary. Mary! No, we're not gonna
ask Mary right now. She was there. Okay. And
there was about 50 other people there. It was
at Jimmy Summerman's birthday party and everyone's
just fucking freaking the fuck out. Okay. I didn't
even know it was a big deal. So then, like, the
next game, I really tried hard. I love how you
don't know it's a big deal, but you walk into
a place where there's plaques and stuff all about
300 kings everywhere. But I'm not looking at
that. I'm coked up. I'm fucking just whipping
the ball. I got a beer in one hand. And fucking...
Everyone's like, oh, my God, oh, my God. And
I'm just thinking, hey, I got another strike.
I got another strike. Wow, I got another strike.
The answer is this. It was amazing. It was amazing.
The odds of this are extremely... It's honestly,
God, truth, brother. I would fucking not lie.
And then... Wait a second. The next game, I bowled
like a 70. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, we got to
shout out... And I know I fucking could really
bowl that well again. Okay, we got to shout out
Bill Moro, the man who rolled a perfect 300 on
9 -11. Oh, damn. It's a rough day to roll a 300.
But now, oh yeah, yesterday. I mean, we talk
about Lucky Larry, we talk about Odigo, we talk
about the transfer of money of Saudis, we talk
about urban moving systems. Let's see, what else?
We talked about the dancing Israelis, the mysterious
passport, the no debris, temperature of steel.
Steel still melting multiple weeks after 9 -11.
Building 7 going down. Building 6 going down.
Molting lava. Coming actually out. Steel bent
that the guys have never seen like before. The
getting rid of the steel so quick. Giuliani putting
up tents around or blocking the whole site. We
said lucky we said lucky layer. We said the transfer
people moving out of them the news announcing
that building What was building that there's
building? Seven seven seven seven down already
before 17 minutes before all the gold moved out.
Yeah those buildings Let's see. What else haven't
we talked about? Because it's a dude all the
firemen and cops that were there bombs going
off All the interviews that they confiscated,
that you could see now here and there, where
people are like, did you see the plane? They're
like, I didn't see no plane. I just heard boom,
boom, boom. And then they're asking all New Yorkers.
And then they get the Harley guy in there who
works for Fox News. Oh, man, the airplane. I
saw it smash right into the thing. He's dressed
like some trucker guy. Drones, we've talked about.
Self -flying planes, we talked about. We talked
about the correlation between that guy. What
about the Israelis that get arrested? Yeah, and
then let go. Right back to Israel. The art school.
Yeah, the E -Team. The 90th floor, the 91st floor.
Well, yeah. And then what do you call it? Gelatin.
That was the name of the art group. They were
called Gelatin, but then they were called, I
think it was the E -Team. and they actually put
their name up on the Twin Towers. They had access
24 hours a day, which has never, ever been done.
On a floor where there's not even finished walls
where they can get right to the structure. The
fact that he didn't show, Silverstein didn't
show up to work that day. I'm just naming everything
we know about him. Every single day he ate breakfast
on the top floor at this restaurant. I think
it was the 91st floor. That's pretty high. Yeah.
Well, yeah, but all of a sudden he didn't show
up that day. He took out a huge insurance claim.
$2 .5 trillion he got. And both those buildings
need to be shut. They need to be shut down because
of all the asbestos. Sprinkler systems, asbestos,
all these violations. The fact that all your
Jewish coworkers weren't showing up to work that
day. They're your people, man. What are they
doing? I know. There was a... I don't know what
to say. I was reading this thing about a lady
that... Remember Glitterbush? Oh my God. Remember
Glitter by Mariah Carey? No. I have her autograph
on there. It says Glitter on the border. So it
was an album. An actual, you know, black and
white photo. It came out that day and some lady
actually went to, or I don't know if it came
out that day, but this lady actually went and
bought one thing, like the Glitter album, then
walked to work and it was late and the buildings
were collapsing. Mariah Carey saved her life.
Oh man. I don't know if that's real or not, but
I thought that was just funny to bring up. And
then 2 .5 trillion the day before. Ever see the
films of the people running down the street and
they go in a store and the debris is just flying
by? Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So
Rumsfeld says 2 .5 trillion's missing. Oh, I
think it was more than that, but yeah. Silverstein
gets 2 .5 trillion for the world. A billion.
No, I thought it was trillion. No, it was billion.
It couldn't have been trillion back then. It
was billion. No, it was billion. Because what
did he get for the bridge? The Baltimore Bridge.
And now it's expensive. Francis Key Scott Bridge.
Yeah. The day before is when Rumsfeld said all
this is unaccounted for. And then the plane goes
into the Pentagon 300 feet in and hits the accounting
room where they're going over all the records,
where all the money is missing. The Pentagon
that has cameras everywhere has no footage of
this. And they built that wall. bigger and thicker
to withstand an impact by missiles and shit like
that. Yeah. One time I'm with this crazy girl
where we're in Washington D .C. and she drives
up to the Pentagon because her brother's a Marine
and we're at the fucking gate and I'm smoking
a joint and I'm like, what the fuck? More drug
stories with you. No plane debris. Yeah. OK.
Fucking no. Like he said, the only camera angle
they have is from the hotel across the street
and then the fucking actual parking. The parking
armature. The armature goes up and down. But
there's cameras everywhere else. They know who
Osama Bin Laden is right away. They know who
Al Qaeda is right away. It was started by fucking,
what do you call it? In 15 minutes, they knew
who did it. You know what I mean? Fucking ISIS
and all of them. They knew that these pilots
were training down in Florida. No, Mathhouse
Berry wasn't the president yet. No, it was Bush.
Oh, it was Bush. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah Bush. I don't
know why I said Beth. I just like He was still
there. He was still there. That's why I went
along with it. He was still banging Big Mike
before he became a tranny. But, Beth Housebury
did ISIS though. I'm sure he had some - That
was his given to the world. He probably had some
part in it anyways. Hmm. Behind the scenes. Who?
On his come -up, Beth Housebury. Oh, he was just
a pawn. He was a lowly senator then, I think.
You know what I mean? Nobody knew who he was.
He didn't do his ritual yet with the Masons and
all the Satanists and the Luciferians. Dude,
the guy in Florida that called the FBI. He was
getting groomed since childhood, though. Oh,
he was. Well, yeah, with Barry Sorrento. No,
Lolo Sotoro. Lolo Sotoro, and then his mom was
a honeypot for the CIA. You can actually look
on the internet and see - Who, George Bush Sr.?
Put in place. And there's pictures of his mom
on the internet. And his actual real father is
like the head of the fucking... The black guy.
The communist party, you know what I mean? The
American communist party. So it all kind of like
ties in with all that shit. But dude, the whole
FBI, CIA not talking with each other, the guy
that ran the airline, the pilot training course,
saying, calling the FBI, he's like, these guys
don't want to know how to land. They just want
to take off. Yeah. No, they don't want to take
off. They don't want to learn how to land or
take off. They just want to know how to fly it
in the air. Yeah, which is hilarious. But then
you have all these other pilots being like, listen,
a plane flying that fast to be able to hit that
degree of the building. Yeah, a degree. It's
like, no, you got to know what you're doing.
You couldn't do that in a biplane if you were
the red bear. It's like, you got to know what
you're doing. I mean, listen, I don't know anything
about it. I just go, this is all just what I
just like going over. Supposedly. Allegedly.
There we go. I just like going over the things
we all know. Because we can just ramble this
stuff or talk about it. It just proves how everything's
so fake. The magic fucking passport, did we say
that? I mean, all of a sudden, the whole plane
blows up and the passport shows up. There's no
plane debris, but here's a fucking unburned passport.
Yeah, exactly. And then all of a sudden they
find out that some of the people are still alive
on the list, that they released, that they were
the terrorists. And then you go to Shanksville.
They were all fake names. I know somebody that...
Says they know somebody and they don't like it
when I talk about this, but that was not a plane
crash in Pennsylvania Yeah, that was not a plane
crash. Where was the debris? Where were the seats?
Where were the luggage? They came and put a few,
like, TWA Airlines doilies that broke in the
backs of the seats. There's only reason that
I know this, and it's like I'm not an expert,
but I can look up on the internet and actually
see plane crashes. And they actually, the FAA
crashes planes on purpose to see that, how they
crash. You know what I mean? Like, there's a
nose cone. The fucking plane just doesn't disintegrate.
Engines don't, if engines hit a building, they're
gonna fucking fall off the ceiling. They talk
about the steel all day in the building. But
it's like these engines. This stuff just disappeared.
Well, then they showed people coming out of a
van putting an engine like a couple blocks away
that wasn't even the right size engine. And this
is all Edward Henry. Fucking great book. Enemies
foreign and domestic the real story of 9 -eleven.
Yeah that and then you know Just watching a lot
of other shit and the nst shit and loose change
is good But all the stuff interesting did more
panic because now what the fuck are they gonna
do with this whole Charlie Kirk thing? They're
gonna try to bring Palantir in yeah, he's fucking
wrong by Alex Karp. Who's gonna do who's doing?
I don't know if he's doing it yet, but he's doing
a four -hour podcast or seminar. Oh, you're telling
type right now Peter Teal. Yeah, sorry my dad
sold out. Yeah After they just burned the red
heifer, which they allegedly they say they did.
So what's the next thing to do is to put this
go in front and do a sermon about the Antichrist
and put and do chants and all that bullshit.
I think it was like a four -part sermon. Yeah,
it's a four -hour. It's four hours. I don't know
if it's four hours or like four parts. It's a
four -part series. A multi -hour thing. Oh, I
don't know. I thought it was four hours. But
did you hear Tim Dillon talking about that? Yeah,
it was pretty funny. He's like, yeah, you know,
I want to do all the security thing and then
you own my side project. Yeah. I like to talk
about the Antichrist. Yeah, which is great. You
know what I mean, it's like dude, it's like yeah,
you know, I play video games during the day and
then I just record CP at night Why are you talking
about the Antichrist? Because first of all, we
know who your God is that you believe in yeah,
you know, we know a bastard thing Talmud says
our God's doing yeah, so Why are you ushering
in like Larry was saying? They're trying to,
like, force this. Yeah, they're trying to, like,
rush it. I think we talked about this last week.
No, they're, yeah, the Bible. They're trying
to force it. Rush the prophecy. Yeah. Well, and
even, but who, but I don't even think they're,
I don't, listen, man. Who fucking knows? Because
those people are all knowing and all powerful.
Everyone is collaborating with each other. They're
all in collusion. You talk about the Vatican.
Vatican, you talk about fucking. The faggican.
Yeah, I mean. The molestican. That's like your
Thunderdome. You're like bouncing off the walls.
I gotta shut that door. He's trickling in people's
ears. They can't get away. I love it. Penetrator.
I gotta shut that, guys. Why? Because bugs are
coming in. I got that gigantic hole in the screen.
Well, that's probably a good idea. Yeah, you
lazy fuck. I know. I gotta get that fixed, man.
It's only been ten years. Six years. It's like
the bugs aren't gonna bite you, they're gonna
bite Mary. I know. It's all right. Larry's...
I'm closing in for her, actually. He sleeps naked
anyways. Why would you put that into my head?
His white cheeks just... Oh, Jesus, man. His
lesions. Larry the lesion. He's gotta air them
out at night. I do. I don't know about that.
Those of you who have a mind of their own. I
should air this out right now. Oh, yeah. It's
just like airing your dirty laundry, literally.
Where'd you get that vision, Larry? Yeah, I was
wondering what the fragrance was. Gay bath house.
No, that's this. New gay bath house. That's the
shit that this guy is some... pot grower in Michigan
made. What are you doing with it? It's some cell.
It's lesion lotion. No, it's not for lesions.
It's not for lesions. It's like my fucking...
I'm kidding. Dude, don't you know what comedy
is anymore? Like we're trying to make jokes,
you asshole. Like I'm serious. I know. No, man,
it's not for lesions. Larry, here's your lesion
lotion. My name is Larry. I have AIDS. It's what
it is. What's that? I think my neck is broken.
No, that's like a menthol type thing. You think
your neck is broken? Man, I mean, you're just
gonna keep on giving me jokes. Was it like THC
infused? It's THC and all kinds of other shit,
clove and pepper and you know all natural shit.
You know what I got here? It's some real hippie
shit. Afro sheen. It works a little. For what?
My fucking neck is killing me. It's sucking dick.
Got to do some Jane Vonda work, but they're just
gonna keep throwing more shit tomorrow. Something's
gonna happen Something's gonna happen. Yeah,
I think they finally found the pace Trump is
the guy that what did you even see the Trump
video talking about Charlie Kirk? They say that
was AI edited his hand his finger is like was
moving or missing or something people like us
Charlie Kirk video where his ring finger is jumping
from his ring finger to his pinky Yeah. Oh, and
then the guy behind, well, getting back to Kirk,
the guy's behind Kirk. Giving him baseball signals.
The dude in the white was his friend. Yeah, I
know. And like his mentor, one of his like long
-term friends and a mentor. It could have been
some like thing, like... Listen, there could
have been some freemason shit signals to the
other people. How about the Ashkenazi Jew that
after he gets shot, jumps out and says... What
was the deal with that? A distraction. Yeah,
he's like, kill me, shoot me, shoot me. There's
a word... I'm not gonna, why would that guy?
Because it distractions. So then the killer can
get away. And then there was another guy. But
like, yeah, was that guy associated with the
killer though? Like what? What do you think?
What's a distraction for Lee Harvey Oswald? And
why was that? That's what he is. He's a Lee Harvey
Oswald. But why was his pants down around his
ankles? What do you expect? I'm just trying to
show his shekels. That's what they do. He's just
slapping his leg back and forth. First I'm going
to hypnotize you with my shekels, then I'm going
to murder 100 ,000 kids. That's right. That's
right. They were hearing them when I go in the
bedroom with some chick. I just do the fucking
shekel smack You know, like kickboxing, they
have that spinning thing, that drum, they have
the two balls. That's what you know you're down
for shit is there's probably more Chinese around
if there's more than one that's like their call
Oh, 9 -Eleven, Charlie Kirk. No, no, we were
just talking about something. Oh, the fucking,
the ju -dude. Oh, yeah, the distraction. Okay,
so he causes this distraction. Somebody else
causes a distraction. Then, I don't know if you
saw this, but they have a thing where this guy,
the guy that did the distraction at fucking,
oh, that's what I was looking for. But the guy
that did the distraction at fucking, what do
you call it? The Charlie Kirk thing in Utah was
also involved. Allegedly, there's this thing
saying that he was in a 9 -Eleven video. Really?
Yeah, and he saw that. What the fuck? And then,
um... Did you see the guy celebrating? The one
guy where everybody got down, the one guy's like,
yeah! Like, what the fuck? Think of this aspect.
Think of this aspect. That whole scene could
have been filmed at a different time. Oh! That
was in real time. There's no way that, I mean
there were thousands of kids there. Multiple
views of multiple cameras, multiple people. They
think they saw that. And then they put out their
film. Well they show us the moon. I'll tell you
what, so when you saw Charlie get hit in the
neck and he just... That was funny. I gotta tell
you the truth. At first I was actually, tears
were coming to my eyes. I was like, fuck man,
this is fucking terrible. And then 1995 Netanyahu
wrote in a book that the militant Islam will
bring down the World Trade Center. Yeah. 1995.
Yeah, 1995. That's what I wanted to say. What's
this deal I've been seeing? What's the deal with
the Jews? What's the deal with these Jews? All
of a sudden there was a book released, The Suicide
and Murder of Charlie Kerr. Oh yeah, the shooting
of Charlie Kerr. The day before he died. What
is the deal with it? I've seen this. I didn't
check up on it though. I looked into it a little
bit. It's like, you know what? Some book available
on Amazon. September 9th, and he got killed on
September 10th, and it said the assassination
of Charlie Kirk and aftermath. They just throw
shit at us, dude. But who would have a book released
already? It just doesn't make sense. I don't
know. I didn't look into the author. I didn't
look into anything. Not that they had it the
day before. That's the part that's the mindfuckers.
See, that's part of the thing. Even if they had
it the same day. That's part of the confusion.
The allure. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they want.
That's part of their fucking game. Like we're
just a bunch of cats dangling. They're great
at it. They're fucking 100 years out of us. 100?
A hundred and fifty. Millions of years ahead
of us. Completely. We're so retarded and stupid,
they're like oil ain't coming from the earth.
It's the moon and the sun. It's dinosaur bones.
Yeah, dinosaur bones. It's red flintstone. Blacksmith
slaves. You know what I mean? It's like, oh,
now you're just making stuff up, too. And then
even, you know, mud floods and timelines, and
everything's all off, and we're spinning and...
Mud floods, mud sharks. We're like an autistic
kid. Yeah. And not the good kind of mud sharks.
The stabby kind and the shooting kind. All these
bad ones. The ones that are never going to ever
get married again because they made the wrong
decision. Yeah. I'm looking for a good man to
help me raise my... Oh, I don't know if I should
say it. But it's really hard to find. What's
that? Did you ever see that? Did you ever see
the picture of the woman? Like a white woman?
Picture? There's thousands of them. She's like,
I'm looking for a good man to help me raise my
son and the son's black. And the comments are
not too kind. Yeah. Let me tell you. Did you
ever see the window? It wasn't for real though,
was it? Oh, I'm sure there are some. How about
this? Let's do this then. So fucking... Like
she really wasn't asking for real. I'm looking
for a good man. I'm guessing not. No, she was.
It wasn't just a meme. It wasn't parody. No.
It was like a dating app. It was like a dating
app. And like there's the funniest. The funniest
is it's a chick. She takes a picture and there's
like this much taco meat in the corner. And the
guy is like, is your daughter black? How do you
know? Never mind. Just like this much in the
picture. The guy picks up. It's like a white
nationalist negar. I love that stuff too. It's
like, how'd you know? Because it's like, blonde
hair. And then there's just like, someone just
threw some Cocoa Puffs over it. I love it. That
shit makes me laugh, but I don't even know how
we got in. I don't know if that's fucking a riot
though. It is. I love that shit. Oh, fucking,
so then there was this attack in Israel a couple
of days ago and fucking, oh boy, this fucking
guy. I'm gonna break that other leg. Donnie Anforth
did it yesterday and I almost threw him across
the room. But what do you call it? Oh, there's
an attack in Israel. How about the first attack
in Israel, the day Netanyahu was supposed to
go to court, what happens? October 7th. Okay,
and then fucking... Oh, fucking timing. There's
no coincidences. Too dangerous. Listen, two weeks
ago, there was a shooting on a bus in Israel,
and now Netanyahu fucking... This is in the Jerusalem
Times, which they don't fucking care, man. He's
not gonna go testify in court because of the
shooting. Because it's too dangerous. This is
another time that he... absconded from fucking
testifying. His own people want to put him in
court for a genocide. A lot of his own people.
Oh, yeah. He's going to, if he doesn't, if he
hasn't already been smoked, he's going to, and
I'm not, I'm not issuing Willen. No, I never
said that. I said he's gonna. Let's pray that
he doesn't. Let's pray. Dear Lord, let's put
a patch of protection around Netanyahu. What
the fuck did you just say? Oh my God. I don't
want nobody getting smoked, man. I never said
that. I said he's going to... I know. I just
want to fucking put an extra hedge of protection
around me. Around a guy who's murdering children
and women and raping them and not doing anything?
Well, let him fucking face his day with God.
Well, here, just let him have regular, no extra
protection. Man, I hope God comes down and just
slaps you with his friend Black Jesus. Here it
comes, right? I hope he gets DP'd by White Jesus
and Black Jesus at the same time for saying that.
and they just run you like an Eiffel Tower. That
reminds me of another good meme where a black
man and a white man are shaking hands together.
The predator. No, it's kind of like that. One
thing they can agree on. Nobody wants to raise
the black. Neither black or white guys want to
raise black children. Now we're just talking
about memes. I love it. You have Arnold in this.
Diluting the shit out of everything now. It's
a new way we're doing it's a new wave of fucking
comedy You just ruin it every time we do it and
say well, no, no, man That's not how it is rather
than just laughing and being smart and funny
and quick. Oh, okay Five minutes later. Well,
that one looks pretty good too. Remember how
thick that bitch was You need Denzel Washington
to come and rub some salve on it That's who the
lawyer was in Philadelphia. That was a great
joke. I didn't see it. I don't know what you're
talking about. You know that movie, that's a
good reference. Once I got it, I was like, oh
man, that's good. Sure what, is he an AIDS victim
or something? Tom Hanks is, yeah, he's got AIDS,
which is weird. Tom Hanks is a fucking devil.
He's a fucking... Yeah, but he had a movie where
you had AIDS. Like, that's like going full retard.
And that's back in the 80s, too. Well, you know,
he's part of this satanic fucking pre -programming
of Hollywood, and he always has been. I mean,
he played a movie big where a chick makes out
with them. Yeah, right. And he's like... A little
kid? A little kid. Well, they have sex, I think.
Yeah, but he's underage, definitely. her off
to get a Playboy shoot and Sugar and Spice when
she was 10 years old. I'll tell you what, that
Blue Lagoon movie was horrible. Dude, 10 years
old she was in Playboy. No way. Yeah, her mom
signed off. It was called Sugar and Spice. I
think she was like 14. No, it was young. She
was young. Do we have pictures of this? I think
you're going to get in trouble if you look bad.
I remember the Blue Lagoon movie though. This
guy could go back to Israel. Blue Lagoon because
that was on TV. When it was instead of cable,
very slow down. One box was either on or off.
I know that's one box you wanted to switch. When
I was watching that though, I was young too.
Do you remember when the Rolling Stones did a
simulcast concert on TV? No, I don't remember
that. I think it was like 1982. That was fucking
kick -ass. It was like 17, 18. They put it on
the... radio as well so you could tune into the
fucking whatever radio station is in your area
and in the beginning they had this naked chick
really hot with all the different radio stations
painted on her body and the camera just going
around her real slow if it's Chicago you tune
in here Boston By taking psychedelics out and
because they kind of didn't fuck the people up
enough bringing coke Well, they couldn't manipulate
them with my control. They didn't work the way
they wanted to really make some talk That really
opens them up. That just really ruined them.
Just ruined this country. It ruined rock and
roll, too. Well, yeah. I mean, everybody was...
Coke ruined rock and roll. It was free sex and
all this other... It was total Sodom and Gomorrah
divides. Yeah, absolutely. That's one thing they
wanted, too. That's another thing that they promote
is multiple partners, sex, fucking everybody,
fuck everybody. It doesn't matter if it's a guy
or a girl. Which is fun when you're younger.
Yeah. Except for the guy. I was gonna say. But
in reality, that is what they want, because that's
what all the TV shows are and shit, you know
what I mean? That is what they want, that is
what they're trying to program us to do, because
that's what all the TV shows are. Man, listen,
one of the shows I was watching had that Ellen
Page dude on. And what do you call it? And like
they totally fucked it up by like making the
character trans. I was like, what the fuck's
going on here? I like this show. I don't even
think she had to cut her titties off. No, I think
they just punched them in. Just a little bit.
Desired Mike Tyson. And just punched her right
in each titty. We're going to try a new technique
with you. Now you got nipples on your back, bitch.
Enjoy it. I don't know. I just don't listen,
man. I don't understand. That's what they do.
They insert that shit everywhere now. They put
the trans bullshit. They did it. You've seen
this new dog thing where he's got his grandson
at the fucking... movies, and all of a sudden
it's like, there's two women that are together,
and now all of a sudden they have a baby, and
the kid's like, how the fuck is this happening?
How'd them bitches get a baby, daddy? They're
glad, because there ain't no man around. Oh,
okay. That other one, that other one's an auntie.
They're roommates. Their daddy wouldn't get sick
or nothing. Yeah. So, but you know, and they
stick it everywhere. Everywhere. Well, yeah Snoop
was bitching about it and then they came down
in him. Yeah, the like comedians came down You
know a lot of them have gay kids and they've
had to go through these rituals just like we
talked about like Megan Fox and Charlie Starran
Dude, I love magic Johnson's like trans. Oh,
I showed you a picture of a memory member He's
like six eight dude, and he is rest in like a
nightgown or a ball gown Yeah, did you ever see
the family photo? Yeah. He's just hanging on
the end. Yeah, he's like a big tree. And then
he has to fucking smile for the only way you
can see him. That guy's as dark as Africa. And
the rest of the family is like, what the fuck?
Yeah, because they can't say anything, because
they'll slam dunk him right into the ocean. Just
like, what was her name on the boat with the,
who's the chick that fell off the boat that they
pushed her off? Natalie Wood. Yeah, Natalie Wood.
He's going to Natalie Wood them bitches. Everybody's
going to weave two at a time and just fucking
shockazooloo them right into the ocean. Oh, man.
It is weird looking. I didn't see that picture.
That's true. Oh, that's in true form. He should
have had a thigh. Oh, man. We're not supposed
to make racist jokes anymore. Just, sometimes
we just, whatever. Who's we, motherfuckers? Oh,
shout out to the guys at Verizon that might be
listening to the podcast. Hey, man, you guys
helped out my wife today with her phone or some
shit. We just went to the fucking, she just told
them about us. I want to give a shout out to
the two guys at Verizon, Verizon, whatever, Verizon,
I think. Fuck yeah. They helped her out? We don't
know yet. Leave a comment. She's like, yeah,
yeah, my husband has a podcast. He's like, oh,
no way and shit. She gets salty. He's like, you
told them? I don't tell anybody. We're almost
up to 100 followers, and I'm fine with that.
That's all I need. I wouldn't let him work on
my phone either. Oh, man. So that was pretty
funny. What time are we at? We called those guys
out, so. Yeah, that was really cool of you guys
to help out my wife and shit. Sorry about our
low brow -ness that we can't... Oh, we're only
at 11 minutes, man. We're a comedy show. One
hour and 11. Hey, everybody, thanks for tuning
in to Larry Neal's show. Have a fucking great
evening. Like, follow, subscribe, tell your friends
and your frenemies. RIP, Charlie Kirk. And if
you're actually listening... I should slap you.
I should slap you. And I'm just gonna say, if
you're actually still listening to this point,
you're a hardcore motherfucker. Yeah. Tell some
more people like yourself. What are you doing
with your life?