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It was like 20 something dollars for eight of

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them. Yeah, I thought that was cheap. And I was

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like, shit, man. Holy shit, I'm gonna have to.

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There you go, we're going. I'm gonna have to

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grab. All right, welcome to Larry Needles' show.

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I'm Larry. I am Needles. And I'm Kiki. And we're

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back. Yeah, and we got a lot going on in the

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fucking Larry and Needles universe. First of

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all, Donnie and Fourth, which I get a little

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giddy every time I say his name. I know, I still

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am. Puts a little pickling in my pickling, if

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you know what I mean. Donnie and Fourth. beloved

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friend of the show. I mean, send it to the top.

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Apparently he got car jacked. Well, he got car

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jacked by an African -American. I mean, we should

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have just played what to race the guest. I think

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we could have figured that out. But down and

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forth was a car jacked while sitting. Was it

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at a light or was it at a stop sign? He was at

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a 7 -Eleven. He's at a 7 -Eleven. He's at a 7

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-Eleven. Oh, man. And if you know Wolfhoof, I

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mean, if you go to our Twitter page, you can

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see the Wolfhoof in action. I wish he was here.

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Yeah, he loves to wear sandals. So, he fought

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off this assailant with his sandals and apparently

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beat the hell out of him. This African -American

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gentleman got a couple shots on him and he had

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a black eye. He had a shiner. Yeah, he did. He

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had a shiner. The kid punched him in the face.

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Well, that's how it started, right? Let me borrow

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your fucking car, man. Let me borrow your car.

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He's like, what? And he's like, give me your

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fucking car. And he punches Mark in the face.

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And Don Anfort to the scrapper. He just gets

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out of the fucking car. So he was in the car

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when he punched him. Yeah, this kid learned a

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lesson. With his flip -flops on. And shout out

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to Don Anfort, he's beat cancer twice. So I mean,

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let me tell you, I'm not afraid of this Jiminy

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Cricket. Well now he's beat sickle cell. It is

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like a one -and -over sickle. He beat the kid

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around his car. He said the kid like grabbed

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on to his license plate and sloughed up his license

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plate. Why would you grab on to the sharpest

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thing in the car? I don't know. I mean, come

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on. Well, this kid wasn't the sharpest thing

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in the car. I love this license plate off, so

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now it's held on by a couple of bungee cords

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and shit. That's kind of funny. Well, yeah, I

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mean, you could just put like a zip tie in there

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or something, but let's just go with the biggest

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bungee cord. Yeah, they're blue. They'll hold

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the flat piece of metal on. I know, right? No,

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they're like bright blue with a blue braided,

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the hooks are blue with like a blue braided and

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white material. I'm like, dude, that sticks out

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like crazy on a black background, you know? Yeah.

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I mean, it's kind of crazy. This... Butter. Somebody

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pull up? What do you call it? Kind of funny how...

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Yeah, but Donnie Enforth is doing good. He's

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recovering. But it's kind of funny how somebody

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thought they had easy pickings. Like, oh, I'm

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going to get this on. I'm not going to get in

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my car. I'm not going to get in my car. Come

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on, man. Let me get your card. Ah, man, you can't

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have my card. Let me just buy one. I just got

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to buy one. He said, like, man, someone's got

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to eat around here. I got to go have one. Someone's

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got to. He fell down backwards the other day.

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Yeah. He broke his wrist. Oh, Jesus. I mean,

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unless you're a gymnast, you're only falling

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backwards. You know how, like, when you're standing

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there and you fall down backwards, and I'm like,

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no. You'll never fucking fall down backwards.

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The floor is forward. I've never done it backwards.

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Unless you're, like, shit -faced. He doesn't

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drink. He doesn't drink, but he does other things.

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Other accoutrements in the Donnie and Forth toolbox.

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Yeah. And then now for beloved Larry over here.

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I mean, I don't know if this is going for the

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trifecta. Like a sex swing accident in Boys Town.

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I felt like it, man. I almost felt like the ropes

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broke free. Fucking, I'm riding, going about

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30. Show him your foot. On your scooter. Yeah,

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on his gay ass scooter. I got a broken ankle.

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He's got dust booting. He's got a broken collarbone.

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He's got a torn ACL. I got a small break in my

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arm, but I don't need a cast. Oh, man. Yeah.

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Some bruised ribs and shit. Lots and lots of

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road rash infected. So I'm on pills for that

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though now. And the doctor gave me some antibiotic

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cream that was more powerful because the shit

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was bad. What did they do about your loose asshole?

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I didn't hurt my ass at all. Didn't hurt at all.

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They blew his back out, so he had to fake a scooter

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accident to distract him. So I'm cruising down

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the street, going to the fucking post office.

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My mom's got a letter. I'm like, I'll send that

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for you. It's the government. The government's

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trying to get Larry. You were helping somebody

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else. Yeah. But it's the government trying to

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get Larry. It's not bad for my parents' fault,

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though. No. So I'm fucking, I'm going, and some

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kid pulls right in front of me on a ring. Boom.

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He's right there all of a sudden. And I'm like,

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what the fuck? So I'm like, oh man, I'm going

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to hit this kid and fly over the car and be dead.

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Or I got to lay down the bike, man. Lay down

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your scooter. Let's get your bike. Something's

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riding a Harley. Your scooter. It's a bike. It's

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not a bike. It's a motorized vehicle with a fucking

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license plate. And you can still get killed on

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it. It's a fucking bike. Apparently. And this

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is the first time Larry didn't rear end a dude

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when he got in the car. Because the last time

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it wasn't rear end, wasn't it? I think I just

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hit him. We'll get into the first time Larry

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was left for dead on the side of the road. Well,

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at least this kid stopped and apologized. So

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I fucking laid on the bike. The first thing that

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hit was my hand right there. And then my knee

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was fucking really nice and... Sound commute?

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The world's thickest scab. I don't know about

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the world's thickest scab. I'll take you to the

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burn unit. I know. Dude, that looks like one

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of the lesions that Tom Hanks had. And what the

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hell is that show? He had Philadelphia. So then

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I fucking roll around on my back. I told you

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he tried his time. So you did the crab roll.

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I did. Slid down my arm, which is really fucked

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up. And this leg is really fucked up, too. At

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least skin repairs. Yeah, this was the one that

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got infected real fast. That prolapsed butthole

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will never. And so the kid stops and he's like,

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dude, I'm so sorry, man. I didn't even see you.

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And you're on the ground. I actually got right

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up because I was in traffic and in shock. Well,

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yeah, you don't want to get hit by another car.

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Absolutely. So it was weird, though, because

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it seemed like about 15 minutes. I go down, I

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fucking see my bike sliding down the street.

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I'm sliding right behind it. And it bounces off

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the underneath, off of his rubber tires. So there

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was zero damage on his car. And my bike is hardly

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even fucked up. Oh, really? I was going to say,

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yeah, your bike is fine. Robert rode it home,

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man, and fucking. That's good. You're going to

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die in that thing. So I parked the bike, and

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I tell the kid that fucking wiped me out. I'm

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like, dude, do me a favor. My ankle is fucking

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swollen like a motherfucker. I'm walking around

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on a broken ankle. I don't even know. I'm like,

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put my bike in this guy's driveway. He knows

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me. He lives right here. Where'd you get hit

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at? right across the street from George's house.

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Jesus, man, you didn't make it that far. I know.

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I didn't go far at all, bro. And so, and, uh...

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So is your ma's letter still laying in the gutter

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somewhere? I gave it to the paramedics. Oh, man.

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He's like, we'll deliver it, dude, I promise

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you. And, uh, they were really cool. They were

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really cool. I think I fingerprinted them cloning

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you right now. What was the guy's name? I can't

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remember right now, but they were great. They

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were great. And the cop was a real jag off. Well,

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you can't leave your bike there. Do you know

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that guy? And I'm like, no, but I know he's a

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fucking hometown boy. He knows he sees me around

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and I'll fucking go back there later and talk

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to the guy. Well, I don't know. I mean, I go,

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can you fucking knock on the door, please? And

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talk to me. No one answered. White cop, it was

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a DuPage fucking cocksucker. Oh, it's county.

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Yeah, and so... Acting like he doesn't have time

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for this shit. So then, in the ambulance, hooked

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up to... And he asked me, how fast were you going?

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I tell him how many feet. I said, it was about

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20 feet. I was going about 30 miles an hour,

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and the kid fucking was... Boom, right there.

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And he's like, and you couldn't slow down and

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avoid that? And he's like, I'm like, okay, what?

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I've been up all morning pulling balls. What

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are you trying to tell me? Action time is shot.

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What are you trying to say, you know? And so

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now I'm in the thing. They're taking vitals and

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I'm all hooked up. They're giving me an IV. My

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blood pressure is super fucking low. Sweating

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bullets. And the guy's now hassling me again.

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And you're bleeding all over. And I'm bleeding

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all over and the guy's going to me. Now wait

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a minute. 25 feet and you're going 25 miles an

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hour now that That doesn't really make sense

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to me. And I'm like, dude, you're making me do

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fucking math problems right now. You're fucking

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kidding me. Dude, if there's 30 % of the population

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and 52 % of the crime, I mean, you can put those

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numbers together. It's not that difficult to

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do that. That's what he said. If you just want

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to fuck it, I said, what are you getting at,

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man? And then I'm speeding? If you want to write

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me a ticket, if that'll shut you the fuck up

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and get you out of my face and just write me

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a ticket. And what do you do? No, no. No, he

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said, no, no, that's not what, that's not it.

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But he still wrote you a ticket. He wrote me

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a ticket for no insurance card. Of course. And

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I said, dude, I can't fucking get it. You know,

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my insurance card is in the seat of the bike

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and. What do you mean, you can't even go look?

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No, I had things hooked up to my fingers of the

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fucking electrode sticker things all over me.

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They're pumping me with IV, like high -speed

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IVs. I'm like, what are you doing? We're not

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putting one there. Sorry. It was one of these

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IVs. It was a little smaller than this thing

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where they were pumping it in high speed. It

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was crazy. Yeah. That's got to feel weird. Come

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on, give up with the fluid. I want a little Dilaudid

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with a couple drops of adrenaline. They might

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have been. Who knows, because they were very

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nice. And then they... The cop was a fucking

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dick, and even the paramedic guy said, man, that

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cop's a fucking dick. Yeah, because you look

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like a lowlife. I'm surprised you didn't look

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in your seat and very thought you were running

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CP or something. Check your heart. So then he

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shows up, so then he shows up, the guy shows

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up. You're the guy we've been getting complaints

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about for harassing young ladies on the street.

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We talked about this lad two weeks ago. Look

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at him laugh. You know when he laughs like that.

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We all, if you're a listener to the show, you

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know when Larry's little. You fit a description.

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Bingo card lion by laughing. Sorry, I didn't

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mean to interrupt you there. So the fucker shows

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up at the hospital to hand me the ticket for

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no insurance, and I'm like, thanks, buddy, you're

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fucking great. Appreciate you making the trip.

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I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking. And

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then there's a really fucked up part. Here's

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what's going on. I'm sitting in the fucking waiting

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room for about, I don't know, two and a half

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hours, and there's an old lady that's sitting

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there longer than I've been there. She's about

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fucking 80 years old, right? Says to one of the,

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it was a darker fellow working there, African

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American, German. Oh yeah, here we go. Ruder

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than a motherfucker. The black guy or the lady?

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The lady was sweeter than pie. The black guy

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was rude as shit. She goes, son, I've been waiting

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an awful long time. Do you have any idea, you

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know, when they're gonna possibly see me? And

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he goes to her. Listen, lady, everyone here thinks

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they're as important as you think you are, so,

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and then he just walks away, and I'm like, that

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motherfucker. If I wasn't wheelchair -bound right

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now, I would have fucking kicked him to balls.

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Here you go, Don Tarius, you two carnival ticket

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crews, right to Africa. Man, that could be fucking

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rude to your own people, how's that? And then

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he was a little old lady and shit. Well, you

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know what, I'm not gonna, we're looking at a

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hospital like that. What are we gonna do, are

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we gonna brag on what we know? All right, so

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Larry's still alive by the grace of God. Yeah,

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which is good. I mean, it really is because it's

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either Larry and Kiki show. Yeah. Yeah, right?

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You don't even know how to set it up. Yeah, it

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wouldn't be good. It wouldn't be much of a show.

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So, but that's all right, then. Well, I was dying

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laughing with the dude I worked with, Sean. I

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know, that sucks. Fuck it. You know what I'm

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saying? Larry, I was like, he's like, Larry's

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like, evil Knievel. I'm like, it's so funny.

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I called him gay evil Knievel. He's like, fuck

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you. And I was like, I just see him like jumping

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his scooter over 10 leather daddies on all four.

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I could do 12. He jumps Snake Mountain, but he

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jumps it like that Borat with it. He just lands

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on dildos on the other seat. Yes, man. Oh, I

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love it. I'm the evil Knievel. I could jump 10

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leather daddies. Are they still throwing dildos

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on the court? Oh, at the basketball game? I don't

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know. They're getting thrown on the golf course

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now. Really? Yeah, green one got thrown on the

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golf course. I thought that was a fake story.

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It really did happen. I think so, yeah. They're

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going to find the guy. What's up with society?

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Why are you throwing dildos on... I mean, I get

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the WNBA thing. That's kind of funny. Yeah, that

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works. Well, the problem is, it's like the fucking

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ravenous fucking sharks. You know, the dildo

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hits the ground, they all just jump on it. It's

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like a Negro pile. But the golf course thing

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doesn't make any sense. I don't know, but they

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can find these people. They look like it. I mean,

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they're all men. The majority of them are. Are

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they? The WNBA? A lot of trannies. Yeah, look

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at that Brittany Griner one. That's a man? That's

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a man, baby. That's gotta be it, dude. I didn't

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know. They show her with their shirt off on a

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poolside video. In like, riverside. Really? Talking

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like... You ever seen her talk? No, I have not.

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Dude, if you heard how she talked right now,

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you would be like, oh, man. I have bigger titties

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than her. That's the one that they kept in Russia

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for having the vape pack. Yeah, they gave it

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to Dr. Dutz or something. Yeah, the weapons guy.

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Dr. Dutz with that stupid fucking asshole. The

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weapons trader for a WNBA. When I would travel

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to another country, I would make sure, what are

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the laws? I'm not going to cross a border or

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try and get through some airport. Did you accost,

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like, with some bullshit? Well, no. He knew exactly

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what I was going to say. Well, no, I'm definitely

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find out the laws of these other countries so

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before I do smuggle shit in there so I know what

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I gotta do. I'm not gonna just pack it. It's

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funny that it's just weed cartridges. Come on,

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man. But it's Russia. Yeah, it's Russia. But

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it's just funny. They're like, yeah, we're gonna

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take this dude and put him in the basket. You

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can't write a book about that. Like that's like

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a Tom Clancy book. a tranny goes into Russia

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with vape pens and gets held and then traded

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for an arms dealer. You can't write a book about

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it. It's got to be fake. It's very intriguing.

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It's got to be fake. Well, it's got to be fake.

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The whole thing. The Russian thing? Everything

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they show us on the media. Well, yes. It's all

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a show. Does Britney Griner even exist? Yeah.

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You can see her walking, clomping like a horse

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on the fucking basketball court, man. I mean,

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not many people do, but... She's a big bitch,

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dude. Oh, she's a man. Yeah, I know, but I'm

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just saying she's a big bitch. Dude, honestly,

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this whole WNBA thing could be a big fucking

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scam. Like, really, who is going to those games?

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Who wants to? I told you. I wanted to get a box.

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Why would they go? It was like 25 grand to get

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a box at the fucking game. But you know what?

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But that's why it makes sense, because who the

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hell in their right mind is going to pay that?

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It's like art. It's like art. So nobody's going

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to these games. I think it's all made up. Well,

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it's all from the NBA. Yeah, it's a money laundry.

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That's how much a box costs. It's all made up.

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There's nobody going. That's why it's all made

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up. What would you rather watch, women's volleyball

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or WNBA? Women's volleyball. Exactly. And that

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just goes to show. Slow down, Larry. One bone

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ain't broken. Oh, but what do you call it? Oh,

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this is just funny though that fucking these

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people because they offered them a contract which

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who knows they would make like 60 grand I think

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they're all gonna give them like 250 K like nope.

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That's not enough It's like first of all you

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can't hit a lot Second of all you guys are racist.

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It's the most racist sport out there. They literally

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attack white women. They beat up what's -her

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-name The little white one that's good. Oh, Caitlin

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Clark. Caitlin Clark. Everyone's beating the

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shit out of her. There's another blonde, Sophie

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Cunningham or something like that. There's a

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few of them. She was a little bruiser. She was

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turning into our little Aryan angel. She was

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attacking these people. Erica Cunningham. There's

00:17:07.619 --> 00:17:09.000
three white girls on that team. You know what

00:17:09.000 --> 00:17:10.539
their nickname is? I don't know, but hers should

00:17:10.539 --> 00:17:15.299
be Erica. The Trace Leches. Yeah, right? I'm

00:17:15.299 --> 00:17:17.279
like, I love that. That's kind of cool. It is.

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And they're actually pretty hot, too. Yeah, I

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mean, for a WNBA player. The two blondes are

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actually pretty hot. Yeah. I mean, hey, listen,

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man. But you know what my brother used to watch,

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and I can get behind, literally, is that lingerie

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football? We talked about this before. It's been

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on for like 20 years. Dude, them bitches were

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beating the shit out of each other. And slamming

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beers. And they were smoking hot. But they would,

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I mean, that's women's. Yeah, that's how it should

00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:49.000
always be. You've got to be this hot to fucking

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play on TV. The only way that we can garner attention

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is if you have to wear lingerie and then kick

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the hell out of each other. And try not to show

00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:06.759
your vajayjay lips to everyone. Nip slip will

00:18:06.759 --> 00:18:08.279
probably happen. I'd become a tranny for that.

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To play with that, just ripping thongs. Hold

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them like scouts, like Geronimo. Come out of

00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:18.519
like the pile. Like just holding thongs. Like

00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:23.880
the predator. That's all good, great. But no,

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I don't think there's ever gonna be a fucking,

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a spork that women are involved in that I will

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watch. That's why, I think it was Peru maybe?

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that officially declared transsexuals as a mental

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illness. Who said that? Peru. Okay. In Peru.

00:18:44.380 --> 00:18:46.900
Yeah. But think about that. Makes sense. Well,

00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:48.799
think about this. Being a tranny is the only

00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:50.980
mental illness that everybody around you has

00:18:50.980 --> 00:18:53.319
to accept. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like

00:18:53.319 --> 00:18:55.220
you force it on people. Instead of helping the

00:18:55.220 --> 00:18:57.779
person with the mental illness, you try and bolster

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it and foster it. It really is crazy. That's

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what they're all doing. I feel like if there

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was a girl that was a cutter or something and

00:19:05.730 --> 00:19:08.029
you said, that's great, honey, keep doing that.

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But the thing is is that you go on the internet

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now and you find groups like you that nurture

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these fucking feelings. We were talking about

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that. How this supposed school school shooter,

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and I use this loosely and I don't care what

00:19:18.509 --> 00:19:22.490
anybody says, was like part of this like militia

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group in Michigan where they like taught these

00:19:25.650 --> 00:19:28.890
diabolical freaks and demons. Wait, what? There

00:19:28.890 --> 00:19:30.849
was like a training kit. I didn't hear this.

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Some people said that Tim Walz said the action

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words on his speech by saying, cheese, carrot,

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pizza, and something else. He said three words.

00:19:41.500 --> 00:19:44.940
twice in a row. Really? That's like the activation

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and it was the activation words. Well think about

00:19:46.660 --> 00:19:48.420
this, how about the guy that knew fucking Tim

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Walz and murdered that fucking lady in the Michigan

00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:53.099
house? Oh, right. Where the fuck did that story

00:19:53.099 --> 00:19:55.740
go? Yeah, it just disappeared. How convenient.

00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:57.819
This dude got laid murdered and her husband got

00:19:57.819 --> 00:19:59.940
murdered. The guy pulled up in like a flashing

00:19:59.940 --> 00:20:03.640
cop car with a fake mask on. The latex mask.

00:20:04.259 --> 00:20:06.299
Yeah. And that's it. The story dies. And that's

00:20:06.299 --> 00:20:08.039
the guy brushed under the fucking rug. Just like

00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:09.619
we were talking about with the school shooters.

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Very quick. That there's actually, you can look

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this up in 2018, there was an article written

00:20:13.779 --> 00:20:16.079
in CNN, which is fake news, I know, but there

00:20:16.079 --> 00:20:18.279
were multiple articles and news sources that

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followed this, that they were training school

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shooters in New Mexico. Yes. And they were abusing

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these kids. And they were, if they didn't follow

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through with protocol, they would murder them

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and bury them on the site in New Mexico. And

00:20:31.150 --> 00:20:34.269
like this is proven shit. So they're doing weird

00:20:34.269 --> 00:20:37.589
shit to the kids, giving them drugs. Monarching

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them, MKUltraing them. Yeah, but this is nothing

00:20:40.390 --> 00:20:41.869
new. And also teaching them how to handle the

00:20:41.869 --> 00:20:44.609
ammunition in the arms and training them. Just

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out in the open. And completely disassociating

00:20:47.769 --> 00:20:49.789
them from themselves. They're trying to figure

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out how to use them. How to like a maturing candidate.

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That kid that supposedly in this kid's manifesto,

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one of his things was... I'm sorry that I brainwashed

00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:05.599
myself into thinking I was trans, and I wish

00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:07.880
I wouldn't have done it. First of all, really?

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But that's the whole thing, dude. Come on. That's

00:21:10.259 --> 00:21:12.720
another sci -op in there. I know, but that's

00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:15.119
what they said. Oh, they just released a manifesto?

00:21:15.279 --> 00:21:17.579
First of all. Well, no, it was from what the

00:21:17.579 --> 00:21:20.039
kid... did on the video before you did it, but

00:21:20.039 --> 00:21:24.319
who knows? It's so crazy that these people that

00:21:24.319 --> 00:21:27.940
do this, we have people that go to war and come

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back, and then there's these people like this

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that all of a sudden, out of nowhere, just decide

00:21:32.339 --> 00:21:34.220
to kill a multitude. They're like, I'm gonna

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go shoot a bunch of people today. Well, here's

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the deal. I think the government finally figured

00:21:38.640 --> 00:21:44.259
out that the drugs they take make some fucking...

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Manipulate, they can manipulate it. It's like

00:21:48.809 --> 00:21:51.109
it's better than acid, better than any of the

00:21:51.109 --> 00:21:57.109
MK Ultras. This is the new version. Did you guys

00:21:57.109 --> 00:22:00.589
know that on the box for the SSRIs, there's a

00:22:00.589 --> 00:22:03.730
warning, not only does it give you suicidal thoughts,

00:22:03.970 --> 00:22:08.930
it also gives you homicidal thoughts. These people

00:22:08.930 --> 00:22:13.250
are all on that. Once they figure that shit out.

00:22:14.089 --> 00:22:18.190
I only get weed from people I know. I will not

00:22:18.190 --> 00:22:19.950
buy it at the store. But also, what it does is,

00:22:20.150 --> 00:22:22.210
now think about this, you don't even have to

00:22:22.210 --> 00:22:24.089
fucking get, you don't even have to do like Jim

00:22:24.089 --> 00:22:26.109
Jones shit anymore or Heaven's Gate where you

00:22:26.109 --> 00:22:27.769
gotta get these, all you gotta do is get them

00:22:27.769 --> 00:22:29.609
in front of a computer screen and Larry and I

00:22:29.609 --> 00:22:31.970
were talking about this, they're taking these

00:22:31.970 --> 00:22:34.769
hormones, these SSRIs, they're on a multitude

00:22:34.769 --> 00:22:37.170
of drugs, they're on the internet, they think

00:22:37.170 --> 00:22:39.190
there's like all, like people are spreading this

00:22:39.190 --> 00:22:41.309
shit where it's like all these trans people are

00:22:41.309 --> 00:22:43.890
being killed and hurt when there's like 10th

00:22:43.890 --> 00:22:45.970
of a percent of them, so they think they're aliens.

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and you know an enemy like Trump yeah well Trump

00:22:50.019 --> 00:22:53.559
or Christians or yeah the guy said it the guy

00:22:53.559 --> 00:22:54.720
wrote on there first of all you want to know

00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:56.180
how I think it's a sign up the guy writes on

00:22:56.180 --> 00:22:58.319
there six million wasn't enough okay go to a

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synagogue then he was Jewish Muslim yeah he was

00:23:00.940 --> 00:23:02.819
Jewish and then said something about Muslims

00:23:02.819 --> 00:23:05.079
why didn't you go to a mosque you know what I

00:23:05.079 --> 00:23:07.519
mean exactly it doesn't make any sense but now

00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:10.539
these people go on these online group chats And

00:23:10.539 --> 00:23:12.279
there's people like them, but there's also people

00:23:12.279 --> 00:23:15.140
that are infiltrating that to fucking make them

00:23:15.140 --> 00:23:18.680
hate. They didn't even write something. A manipulator,

00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:20.920
a raconteur is what they were calling it. Yeah,

00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:22.640
you don't even need... When it stirs the pot

00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:24.859
and gets these psychos going. You don't even

00:23:24.859 --> 00:23:27.059
need to get them in one room anymore. You can

00:23:27.059 --> 00:23:29.259
do it from the comfort of your own home. And

00:23:29.259 --> 00:23:31.500
you can reach even more of them. You can get

00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:33.680
more of them at once from your comfort of your

00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:35.640
own home than you could fit in the room you're

00:23:35.640 --> 00:23:38.799
probably sitting in. Oh, yeah. And that's why

00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:40.779
it's easy, and these people are easily f**king

00:23:40.779 --> 00:23:45.140
manipulated. Did you ever see that Ted Kaczynski

00:23:45.140 --> 00:23:48.019
story? You know about what they did to him? Yeah.

00:23:48.619 --> 00:23:51.400
With the PsyOps and all. Dude, he was f**king,

00:23:51.420 --> 00:23:53.119
Uncle Teddy was f**king put through the wringer.

00:23:53.420 --> 00:23:55.920
Yeah. He was a very, very smart kid, very, very

00:23:55.920 --> 00:23:58.500
awkward. Went through fucking college when he

00:23:58.500 --> 00:24:00.740
was fucking, you know. He was very smart. He

00:24:00.740 --> 00:24:02.660
was six years younger than everyone else there,

00:24:02.700 --> 00:24:05.380
so. No, that's a manifesto, because everything

00:24:05.380 --> 00:24:07.640
he wrote was fucking - Is coming to fruition.

00:24:07.660 --> 00:24:09.500
Which is another thing that Bill Cooper fucking

00:24:09.500 --> 00:24:12.279
warned us about, is beware of false givings and

00:24:12.279 --> 00:24:14.420
bringings. They're gonna give you a little bit

00:24:14.420 --> 00:24:16.000
of something good, then a bunch of shit, then

00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:18.220
maybe a bunch of shit and a little bit of something

00:24:18.220 --> 00:24:21.410
good, and you gotta fucking - just dissect all

00:24:21.410 --> 00:24:23.190
this shit and figure out what's real and what's

00:24:23.190 --> 00:24:25.829
not. But every day there's a new Psy -Op. School

00:24:25.829 --> 00:24:29.390
shooting, fucking riots, fucking immigration.

00:24:29.410 --> 00:24:31.869
When did Cooper start preaching at night? 95

00:24:31.869 --> 00:24:34.869
-ish? That was the book release. It was before

00:24:34.869 --> 00:24:36.809
Jones. Oh yeah, it was way before Jones. Way

00:24:36.809 --> 00:24:40.049
before Jones, but I mean, what do you call it?

00:24:41.529 --> 00:24:43.109
Shit, I lost my train of thought. Here's the

00:24:43.109 --> 00:24:45.670
thing too, if you lost your train of thought,

00:24:45.769 --> 00:24:49.329
getting back to the school thing. The dad talking

00:24:49.329 --> 00:24:53.089
was way too calm. Like Sandy Hook. I saw some

00:24:53.089 --> 00:24:55.430
footage where it almost looked like one of the

00:24:55.430 --> 00:24:58.809
moms was walking out laughing, waving her, you

00:24:58.809 --> 00:25:00.750
know, like pumping her fist. And I said to Mary,

00:25:00.849 --> 00:25:03.390
look, look, look, look. And then I said, watch,

00:25:03.509 --> 00:25:05.029
they'll show that again. And they never showed

00:25:05.029 --> 00:25:06.589
that clip again. And you want to know why? I

00:25:06.589 --> 00:25:08.730
said, ooh, they caught that. I saw that. Well,

00:25:08.769 --> 00:25:10.589
you want to know why? It was on the fucking TV.

00:25:10.650 --> 00:25:13.349
It's another Psyop? What happened less than 10

00:25:13.349 --> 00:25:15.089
minutes after the shooting happened? I told them,

00:25:15.190 --> 00:25:17.009
could you imagine? Gun control, gun control,

00:25:17.069 --> 00:25:19.470
gun control, gun control. That's the fucking

00:25:19.470 --> 00:25:21.210
what they want to do. And I just thought it.

00:25:21.230 --> 00:25:23.789
I just kept thinking of senior woofers. The kid

00:25:23.789 --> 00:25:26.890
was the same fucking age as your kid. Could you

00:25:26.890 --> 00:25:31.559
imagine Mike Needle's kid with the fucking? No,

00:25:31.619 --> 00:25:33.220
I don't want to imagine that. Let's move on from

00:25:33.220 --> 00:25:34.480
that. With the dead kid laying on top of him

00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:36.839
and coming out, being that calm, talking about

00:25:36.839 --> 00:25:38.519
it, and there's no blood at all. Yeah, right?

00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:41.859
That's gonna scar a little kid, probably, you

00:25:41.859 --> 00:25:43.960
know? Yeah, and I don't know, and I don't know,

00:25:44.319 --> 00:25:45.940
but it just seems like too much to me, man. I

00:25:45.940 --> 00:25:47.650
do know. I'll tell you right now. Well, it's

00:25:47.650 --> 00:25:50.269
not that it's too much. Too perfect. When you

00:25:50.269 --> 00:25:52.289
notice things, you see these patterns, and they

00:25:52.289 --> 00:25:54.890
keep on reoccurring, okay? There's a lot of,

00:25:55.029 --> 00:25:56.470
they're like, okay, so how, you know what would

00:25:56.470 --> 00:25:58.589
be easy? Why don't we just put cops in every

00:25:58.589 --> 00:26:00.529
school? Yeah. That would be the first thing that

00:26:00.529 --> 00:26:02.670
you would think, right? Secure anything, security,

00:26:02.670 --> 00:26:04.410
whatever. But we don't want our kids feeling

00:26:04.410 --> 00:26:06.410
like they're walking through cops going to a

00:26:06.410 --> 00:26:08.250
prison. Well, because they want these school

00:26:08.250 --> 00:26:10.029
shootings to go against the Second Amendment

00:26:10.029 --> 00:26:12.430
agenda. That's the point of everything, is that

00:26:12.430 --> 00:26:14.910
there's always a game plan. You know what I mean?

00:26:14.990 --> 00:26:17.099
Like, this is what accentuates - Look, at the

00:26:17.099 --> 00:26:19.400
9 -11 happens, we get the Patriot Act, we get

00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:21.220
all these other fucking things where they take

00:26:21.220 --> 00:26:23.019
more of our rights away and we're never getting

00:26:23.019 --> 00:26:26.380
them back. Here's some things I heard. The rifle

00:26:26.380 --> 00:26:29.380
is the most owned kind of weapon in the United

00:26:29.380 --> 00:26:32.460
States. It's 400 million guns. Rifles by far

00:26:32.460 --> 00:26:34.599
outweigh almost everything because people use

00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:37.369
them for all kinds of things. And when you say

00:26:37.369 --> 00:26:39.470
rifle, you're not talking about AR -15. No, I'm

00:26:39.470 --> 00:26:41.710
talking about all rifles. Wrong gun. Multiple

00:26:41.710 --> 00:26:45.450
capacity. It's the wrong gun. Any of those. So

00:26:45.450 --> 00:26:52.869
4 % of the crimes, gun crimes, are done with

00:26:52.869 --> 00:26:57.730
rifles. Yeah, 4%. So they're all handguns. And

00:26:57.730 --> 00:27:01.569
out of that percent, out of all the guns, AR

00:27:01.569 --> 00:27:04.650
and shit like that, it makes up 4 % of the guns.

00:27:04.910 --> 00:27:10.150
Period. Yeah. So they act like. It's the AR.

00:27:10.630 --> 00:27:12.529
But the truth is, it's the fucking pistol. They

00:27:12.529 --> 00:27:13.910
blow the proportions out of the fucking pistol.

00:27:13.910 --> 00:27:15.549
Yeah, the handgun, yeah. They do it on purpose.

00:27:15.569 --> 00:27:17.130
And they keep going after that, and it's just,

00:27:17.210 --> 00:27:19.690
every time, it's just because these sickos, either

00:27:19.690 --> 00:27:21.809
it's that's the way they set it up, or it's because

00:27:21.809 --> 00:27:23.869
they watch Rambo and shit, and they want to go

00:27:23.869 --> 00:27:28.150
in there. You say it long enough, it becomes

00:27:28.150 --> 00:27:30.529
real life, and that's all they think about. No,

00:27:30.690 --> 00:27:32.410
the AR is what kills everybody. No, it's meant,

00:27:32.569 --> 00:27:35.509
they're hypnotizing you. No, it is. They're doing

00:27:35.509 --> 00:27:39.609
satanic chants, so your mind... Look, five, eight,

00:27:40.009 --> 00:27:43.950
eight, two, three, you know what I mean? That

00:27:43.950 --> 00:27:45.650
guy deserves a medal, man. But I'm just saying

00:27:45.650 --> 00:27:47.710
though, they do these things to fucking get in

00:27:47.710 --> 00:27:50.589
your head and they're fucking controlling you

00:27:50.589 --> 00:27:53.069
subliminally. Look what I just did and you fucking,

00:27:53.309 --> 00:27:54.609
you know what I mean? I didn't have to do nothing

00:27:54.609 --> 00:27:57.019
and you just repeated. It's like telepathic almost.

00:27:57.019 --> 00:27:59.819
I got one you guys don't know. When I was a kid

00:27:59.819 --> 00:28:01.359
it was... Then why are you going to tell us if

00:28:01.359 --> 00:28:03.799
we don't know? Bouchelle carpet, I think it was

00:28:03.799 --> 00:28:06.259
before Empire. Okay, now we're going to talk

00:28:06.259 --> 00:28:09.000
about carpet? They'd go Hudson three two seven

00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:11.440
hundred. Really? That was their phone number,

00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:14.940
yeah. So they copied them then? Yeah. But the

00:28:14.940 --> 00:28:16.640
thing is they keep on beating this fucking shit.

00:28:16.640 --> 00:28:18.859
My aunt was actually at an Empire commercial.

00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:26.000
Nice. I know YouTube retards, you guys can talk

00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:28.579
about carpet all day long. Look at the stupid

00:28:28.579 --> 00:28:32.299
and stupider. We're gonna talk shag for 30 minutes.

00:28:34.140 --> 00:28:36.920
But they do, they can get these chants in your

00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:39.259
head and they put the shit in your head. Like

00:28:39.259 --> 00:28:42.500
remember lock her up, that was a good one. What

00:28:42.500 --> 00:28:46.720
the hell, no we won't go. Well, yeah, exactly.

00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:49.660
Say her name. Okay, well, say her name. Where

00:28:49.660 --> 00:28:51.359
are you every weekend when all these black kids

00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:53.880
are getting murdered? There was a black cop that

00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:55.480
was killed in Chicago the other day and not a

00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:58.420
fucking peep from anybody. No. Peep from anybody.

00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:01.940
Well, they can't now because Brandon Johnson

00:29:01.940 --> 00:29:05.960
and Pritzker are going so hard against Trump

00:29:05.960 --> 00:29:08.900
that if they admit that one person gets killed,

00:29:09.700 --> 00:29:11.880
it means the whole fucking deal. They're so full

00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:16.829
of shit. I've never ever seen people rebel against

00:29:16.829 --> 00:29:19.309
justice and having a great way of life like these

00:29:19.309 --> 00:29:22.589
people are doing. Like they're protesting for

00:29:22.589 --> 00:29:26.410
people getting arrested for drugs and guns. It's

00:29:26.410 --> 00:29:29.230
like, this is how, this is what the brain, this

00:29:29.230 --> 00:29:32.490
is okay. So this is the end game of the brainwashing.

00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:35.900
where it's just, you are such a dullard and a

00:29:35.900 --> 00:29:39.960
retard that you cannot see past. You see red

00:29:39.960 --> 00:29:41.700
when you smoke it, you know what I mean? Like

00:29:41.700 --> 00:29:44.259
you see somebody in a red hat or you see somebody

00:29:44.259 --> 00:29:46.539
holding an American flag or you see somebody

00:29:46.539 --> 00:29:48.900
saying, hey, you know what? My daughter was murdered

00:29:48.900 --> 00:29:51.099
by an illegal and I really would like this person

00:29:51.099 --> 00:29:54.819
to be killed. Oh my God. He's an illegal. I'm

00:29:54.819 --> 00:29:56.660
like, oh, wait a second. We can't say illegal

00:29:56.660 --> 00:29:58.680
anymore because that really says that are illegal.

00:29:59.079 --> 00:30:05.089
So he's an immigrant. Oh, which is illegal. If

00:30:05.089 --> 00:30:06.950
I'm driving around in my fucking car and a cop

00:30:06.950 --> 00:30:09.690
pulls me over, I'm like, I'm undocumented. You

00:30:09.690 --> 00:30:13.309
think he's going to let me go? No. I love these

00:30:13.309 --> 00:30:15.779
videos. where they're like, they want to deport

00:30:15.779 --> 00:30:18.220
him to Africa. He doesn't even speak the language.

00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:20.660
He's like, he doesn't speak English. He doesn't

00:30:20.660 --> 00:30:22.380
even speak English. He's scared. It's like, what

00:30:22.380 --> 00:30:23.680
are you saying, buddy? He doesn't know clicks

00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:26.480
and snaps. But you know what? The main language

00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:28.759
in Uganda is English. Yeah, that's what he's

00:30:28.759 --> 00:30:30.980
talking about, which is hilarious. Which is the

00:30:30.980 --> 00:30:32.420
funny thing, because it's like, well, guess what

00:30:32.420 --> 00:30:35.490
it is here, buddy? It's like... Which is fun,

00:30:35.509 --> 00:30:36.990
which makes it even better that he lived here

00:30:36.990 --> 00:30:39.549
this long and he didn't learn how to speak English.

00:30:40.430 --> 00:30:43.329
Imagine going to Africa, being a Mexican and

00:30:43.329 --> 00:30:46.730
not speaking English. Talk about bottom of the

00:30:46.730 --> 00:30:50.609
barrel. Fun boy. Let me tell you. Now that's

00:30:50.609 --> 00:30:52.650
the new game that we're going to have, AIDS game.

00:30:53.529 --> 00:30:56.569
We'll see how quick this guy gets AIDS. Being

00:30:56.569 --> 00:31:00.049
used as a boy toy for Shaka Zulu. Hey, we've

00:31:00.049 --> 00:31:02.130
never taken a knee on this podcast, have we?

00:31:02.190 --> 00:31:06.970
For what? No. For America, we've taken a knee.

00:31:07.450 --> 00:31:09.950
You just want to get hit in the manna? That was

00:31:09.950 --> 00:31:14.769
one of those old slogans. Take a knee. For America?

00:31:15.529 --> 00:31:18.930
Well, everybody was taking a knee. Because George

00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:20.970
Floyd got the knee to the head. And then all

00:31:20.970 --> 00:31:22.710
of a sudden, everybody was protesting by taking

00:31:22.710 --> 00:31:23.670
a knee. Do you want to talk about travesty? George

00:31:23.670 --> 00:31:25.950
Floyd died from Fentanyl. This is poor Derek

00:31:25.950 --> 00:31:30.670
Chauvin. I almost died from the exact same thing

00:31:30.670 --> 00:31:33.650
George Floyd died from. Sickle cell? Yeah, I

00:31:33.650 --> 00:31:35.650
remember when my lungs were fucking shutting

00:31:35.650 --> 00:31:38.559
down, too. I didn't need anybody to be leaning

00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:40.400
on me. I couldn't breathe. And then you took

00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:42.319
that con and put it through a pregnant lady's

00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:45.980
stomach. I didn't do that. I thought you said

00:31:45.980 --> 00:31:48.079
the similarities between you and George Floyd.

00:31:48.859 --> 00:31:53.880
Just at the very end. Sexy chocolate. Yeah, sexual

00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:56.960
chocolate. The more it gets, the more it real

00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:02.180
good. Spicy chocolate. But no, listen, that's

00:32:02.180 --> 00:32:04.730
fucking good. Everything, you know what? It's

00:32:04.730 --> 00:32:07.069
all a fucking Psyop. That's all it is. Anything

00:32:07.069 --> 00:32:09.910
that invokes a reaction or a feeling or something.

00:32:09.930 --> 00:32:12.470
I'm even at the point where the Jews are a Psyop.

00:32:12.950 --> 00:32:15.529
Yeah, dude. That is the ultimate Psyop. It's

00:32:15.529 --> 00:32:17.609
the biggest, it is the ultimate Psyop. They run

00:32:17.609 --> 00:32:20.690
our CIA and the fucking FBI. Think about that.

00:32:20.849 --> 00:32:22.829
Yeah, but then. Like all of a sudden, you think

00:32:22.829 --> 00:32:24.329
these people that aren't in charge that are all

00:32:24.329 --> 00:32:26.109
Jewish don't have the Jewish minions underneath

00:32:26.109 --> 00:32:28.730
them? If you look at every fucking branch of

00:32:28.730 --> 00:32:30.349
the government or anything, it's just... They

00:32:30.349 --> 00:32:32.650
all got minions. Dude, but they're all their

00:32:32.650 --> 00:32:35.109
fucking own people. Yeah. They're on our shit,

00:32:35.190 --> 00:32:36.089
but I'm sorry, Kiki, I didn't mean to control

00:32:36.089 --> 00:32:39.789
you. No, but that's the thing is, they get their

00:32:39.789 --> 00:32:41.529
own people, but they're really not their own

00:32:41.529 --> 00:32:43.910
people. No. Because they don't consider certain

00:32:43.910 --> 00:32:46.390
people, you know? It's like Madonna. It's like

00:32:46.390 --> 00:32:50.019
Madonna. Oh, God, what a real bag of shit she

00:32:50.019 --> 00:32:53.059
is. God, she looked... It literally looked like

00:32:53.059 --> 00:32:55.900
someone took, like, um... She's got a 29 -year

00:32:55.900 --> 00:32:58.480
-old boyfriend. Somebody took, like, an air gun,

00:32:58.819 --> 00:33:00.940
filled her up with, like, air, like, in her face,

00:33:00.940 --> 00:33:02.660
dude. She was, like, in this, like, costume,

00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:04.740
and it looked like somebody just took, like,

00:33:05.339 --> 00:33:07.279
plastic bags and just, like, jiggled around a

00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:09.910
bunch of, like, M &Ms and just, like... The word,

00:33:10.089 --> 00:33:11.990
and she's like, oh man, she used to be burned

00:33:11.990 --> 00:33:14.670
in my head forever watching her dance like that.

00:33:14.690 --> 00:33:16.789
What's that? Well, that's someone that she was

00:33:16.789 --> 00:33:21.210
always a coal burner. So vain and so, yeah. But

00:33:21.210 --> 00:33:33.109
she was a mud shark. Gold star mud shark. I think

00:33:33.109 --> 00:33:40.059
that's the title. Gold star mud shark. It's a

00:33:40.059 --> 00:33:43.380
title, man. She, uh, what? She can't handle,

00:33:43.380 --> 00:33:47.119
she's so satanic and full of vanity that she

00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:49.420
can't handle getting old, so she's making herself,

00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.079
fucking with herself, keep changing herself.

00:33:52.180 --> 00:33:55.859
It's like the tattoos, it's like the scarification

00:33:55.859 --> 00:33:58.440
that they do in the African tribe. It's the same

00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:00.599
bullshit. You're fucking changing yourself. It's

00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:03.019
like that Versace. She looks weird as shit, man.

00:34:03.420 --> 00:34:05.839
Yeah, all that crazy shit. What does she look

00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:07.880
like, 79 or something? I don't know, man. No,

00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:10.119
she can't be that old. She needs to hang up those

00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:13.079
cone -titty bras. Yeah, well, she was a material

00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:16.500
girl in the 80s, so... Was it 20 in the 80s?

00:34:16.500 --> 00:34:18.219
I think her insides are gonna fall out, too.

00:34:18.219 --> 00:34:20.380
So if she's 20 in the 80s, that's another...

00:34:20.380 --> 00:34:22.519
She's gotta be 60. Yeah, and she didn't have

00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:24.780
her own kids, right? No, well, she did have a

00:34:24.780 --> 00:34:28.639
kid. Did she? Well, no, she had one kid... No,

00:34:29.019 --> 00:34:32.059
from some... Guy Ritchie? No, some Latin American

00:34:32.059 --> 00:34:42.960
dude. That'd be more of her. She's a real coal

00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:47.599
burner. Hello. Is it me? I'm looking fine. Dude,

00:34:47.699 --> 00:34:51.739
I love some good Lionel. Dancing on the ceiling.

00:34:53.500 --> 00:34:56.880
He was a coal burner too. Yeah, but he was part

00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:59.090
of the Temptations or something, wasn't he? I

00:34:59.090 --> 00:35:04.869
love how it's okay. He's a brother. But no, wasn't

00:35:04.869 --> 00:35:07.349
he part of the Temptations? He was in the Commodores.

00:35:07.389 --> 00:35:11.469
Yeah, that's a good one. He's a brick house.

00:35:12.750 --> 00:35:15.909
That one. And then his whore -ass daughter, Nicole

00:35:15.909 --> 00:35:18.610
Richie, whose shoe was retarded as a bag of rocks.

00:35:19.150 --> 00:35:21.250
It looks like somebody just dropped her on a

00:35:21.250 --> 00:35:26.300
whiskey bottle. Even better. I don't know about

00:35:26.300 --> 00:35:29.139
that. He and Larry are gonna fight us. He had

00:35:29.139 --> 00:35:32.420
the little black daughter and then the little

00:35:32.420 --> 00:35:35.829
white hillbilly daughter because... The kid was

00:35:35.829 --> 00:35:37.550
always hanging around with the daughter. It was

00:35:37.550 --> 00:35:40.510
one of the neighbors and the hillbillies like

00:35:40.510 --> 00:35:43.769
said, okay, and he adopted the kid. Yeah, that

00:35:43.769 --> 00:35:46.309
doesn't sound like a fucking fiction story. I

00:35:46.309 --> 00:35:49.429
know. Wait a second, say that again. That's how

00:35:49.429 --> 00:35:51.789
it happened in the 80s. It's fucking weird. Let's

00:35:51.789 --> 00:35:53.869
rewind this for a second and walk this one around

00:35:53.869 --> 00:35:55.409
the block. Supposedly, you know that white girl,

00:35:55.809 --> 00:35:58.309
is that Nicole Richie? I have no clue. I think

00:35:58.309 --> 00:36:00.250
it's Nicole. You know how he has a daughter who's

00:36:00.250 --> 00:36:02.250
totally white with blonde hair? That's Nicole.

00:36:02.489 --> 00:36:04.409
And then he has the other one. Oh wait, no, yeah.

00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:07.380
Yeah, he's got it. Wait, that's right. So Nicole,

00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:11.059
the white girl, was just a kid that hung around

00:36:11.059 --> 00:36:13.940
the house hanging around with supposedly Lionel

00:36:13.940 --> 00:36:16.920
Richie's daughter. And the parents were like,

00:36:16.940 --> 00:36:19.019
oh, she'll have a better life for you guys. Yeah,

00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:22.139
you could have her. And he adopted her. Yeah.

00:36:22.860 --> 00:36:26.159
She was sleeping in his room, too, sleeping with

00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:28.500
Dad. I don't know, but she had nightmares. Yeah.

00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:30.159
I don't know what happened. They gave you the

00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.199
Boogeyman would come in. He smelled like Cavazier

00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:40.300
and backwoods. How do you know what that smells

00:36:40.300 --> 00:36:42.860
like, little girl? Because you smoked that, Daddy.

00:36:43.860 --> 00:36:50.320
Shut your booty, you cops. So basically, they

00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:53.739
just bought a child. I mean, or adopted it loosely.

00:36:54.019 --> 00:36:55.860
Who knows what kind of transaction was made.

00:36:55.860 --> 00:36:58.239
You know, so the kid's name is Richie, the last

00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:02.190
name. I would ask Mary, how the fuck? Where did

00:37:02.190 --> 00:37:04.889
this kid come from? And she knows the whole story.

00:37:05.309 --> 00:37:07.190
But that's just crazy. I'm just like, what the

00:37:07.190 --> 00:37:08.289
fuck? All of a sudden you just bought a white

00:37:08.289 --> 00:37:11.090
kid one day. Yeah, right? I mean, I can see this

00:37:11.090 --> 00:37:14.389
cracker we bought. I can still find a black kid,

00:37:14.670 --> 00:37:17.869
but no white kid. I don't know how much this

00:37:17.869 --> 00:37:21.309
is true, too. You aren't a lot of NFI. And your

00:37:21.309 --> 00:37:25.250
AZT might be kicking in. I'm on a couple of different

00:37:25.250 --> 00:37:27.980
films. I think he's on to something here. I don't

00:37:27.980 --> 00:37:29.679
know, I'm gonna have to look into this. Back

00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:33.059
then you could buy a white child. Well listen,

00:37:33.300 --> 00:37:36.159
here I'll tell you a perfect story. There was

00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:38.059
this kid, Jeffrey, that lived in the apartment

00:37:38.059 --> 00:37:40.679
upstairs to me when I was in Chicago when I was

00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.039
a kid. His mom, Dee, was this real hillbilly.

00:37:44.139 --> 00:37:46.820
She was hotter than shit. Sweet Dee. Even as

00:37:46.820 --> 00:37:49.280
a kid, I remember thinking, oh, wow, she was

00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:51.380
really pretty. She had blonde hair and shit,

00:37:51.380 --> 00:37:54.039
but she was, you know, hardcore. That was the

00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:56.860
first time you sniffed panties? She would beat

00:37:56.860 --> 00:37:59.920
the shit out of this kid. She would beat the

00:37:59.920 --> 00:38:03.840
shit out of this kid, you know? And one day,

00:38:03.860 --> 00:38:06.840
the kid was gone. Oh, man. And I'm like, what

00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:09.579
the fuck? And my mom's like, she sold. And then

00:38:09.579 --> 00:38:12.530
that was... That was a threat my mom would use

00:38:12.530 --> 00:38:16.150
for me to be good. What do you mean she sold

00:38:16.150 --> 00:38:18.710
him? She sold him for money and that's what I'm

00:38:18.710 --> 00:38:20.670
gonna do if you don't just listen to what I tell

00:38:20.670 --> 00:38:23.070
you and all that. So I was kind of worried a

00:38:23.070 --> 00:38:25.329
little bit until I was about seven or eight years

00:38:25.329 --> 00:38:27.050
old that what the fuck. And then you found out

00:38:27.050 --> 00:38:29.570
she just beat him to death. Well no, she sold

00:38:29.570 --> 00:38:31.670
him and then I found out and then my dad said

00:38:31.670 --> 00:38:35.530
yeah, she had another kid too that she sold earlier.

00:38:36.130 --> 00:38:39.980
Holy shit. Nobody fucking cares. Did you see

00:38:39.980 --> 00:38:42.079
the look on his face? Like, what are they gonna

00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:45.400
do? What are the cops gonna do, you know? It

00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:47.599
was like, what do you mean nobody cares? It was

00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:51.219
1960 fucking... What does that mean? Dude, you

00:38:51.219 --> 00:38:53.679
know how often that shit probably happened? And

00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:57.039
I was blown away. I was like, wait, what? You

00:38:57.039 --> 00:38:59.579
know? You're like, oh wait, you can sell yourself?

00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:03.960
Yeah. You got your little walk -in on the corner.

00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:09.860
You know, one kid to like a family member or

00:39:09.860 --> 00:39:12.500
something, and the other kid to somebody else

00:39:12.500 --> 00:39:14.780
and shit. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding

00:39:14.780 --> 00:39:19.119
me? Where did I live? Yeah! I lived on Augustine

00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:25.400
Kildare. Augustine Kildare, man. Right by 290

00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:27.420
and Cicero. Right by the highway. You can get

00:39:27.420 --> 00:39:31.260
right on by a kid and get off. Quick in and out.

00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:33.599
I was like, what the fuck? It's actually not

00:39:33.599 --> 00:39:37.579
a bad little area. Yeah. No, it's bad. Now it's

00:39:37.579 --> 00:39:39.920
horrible. Back then, they were just selling kids.

00:39:41.139 --> 00:39:42.440
Yeah. You got to worry about the men. Selling

00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:45.400
white kids. There was this old lady, Marge, that

00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:47.219
lived across the street from me, and I would

00:39:47.219 --> 00:39:49.659
go over there. Sometimes my mom would say, go

00:39:49.659 --> 00:39:52.119
over there and hang out while I go to the store

00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:55.559
or something. And she was so old, her husband

00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:59.159
was in, like, the Spanish -American war. I'm

00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:01.880
a horseback. Oh, Jesus. Fucking old was this

00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:05.010
guy. Fuck you. You're like 60, aren't you? I'm

00:40:05.010 --> 00:40:07.909
58. I think he's been lying about his age. Yeah,

00:40:07.909 --> 00:40:09.090
I think he has been, too. He just talked about

00:40:09.090 --> 00:40:11.929
it. No, this lady was old though already, you

00:40:11.929 --> 00:40:14.710
know, when I was a little boy and shit. And my

00:40:14.710 --> 00:40:17.230
dad told me later, yeah, he was in the war of

00:40:17.230 --> 00:40:19.889
like 1812 or something. Like what? What the fuck

00:40:19.889 --> 00:40:20.469
are you talking about? He's like, do you want

00:40:20.469 --> 00:40:23.309
to go see some pictures of a horse in my bedroom,

00:40:23.489 --> 00:40:29.369
little Larry? Come here, pony. Oh, man. It wasn't

00:40:29.369 --> 00:40:33.059
like that. Oh, yeah. Good jar some fucking good

00:40:33.059 --> 00:40:37.960
old touch stories So, let's see Larry's Larry's

00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.159
got almost hit by a car kill a hit by a car and

00:40:40.159 --> 00:40:43.860
killed almost Was witnessed a child being sold?

00:40:44.980 --> 00:40:48.539
All right That's a good thing for your mom to

00:40:48.539 --> 00:41:00.679
use though, you know And who the fuck just sells

00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:03.519
it? Dude, I mean, who the fuck's looking to buy

00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:05.679
a kid, and how do you make, you know, that's

00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:07.679
the one thing. My dad, if my dad was here, he'd

00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:08.900
get. Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute. No,

00:41:09.300 --> 00:41:12.000
my dad, you know, he was there too, you know.

00:41:12.340 --> 00:41:14.500
If he was here, he could get better and more

00:41:14.500 --> 00:41:17.300
detailed. Yeah, he was older. Here's my little

00:41:17.300 --> 00:41:22.719
black book. Have fun. Little St. James big joke.

00:41:22.900 --> 00:41:24.559
He's like, damn it, Larry, that kid went off

00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:27.179
to college. Yeah, I had to tell everybody that

00:41:27.179 --> 00:41:29.280
you sold them. They just told you that because

00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.860
you're retarded and they wanted to keep you in

00:41:31.860 --> 00:41:34.760
line. Here's what happened. Here, you like this.

00:41:35.420 --> 00:41:36.539
Imagine this. Imagine this. Kid just went and

00:41:36.539 --> 00:41:41.440
lived with his aunt. So. the little, the black

00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:44.059
girls in the neighborhood, you know, because

00:41:44.059 --> 00:41:46.340
I lived in K -Town right there on the west side,

00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:49.300
right? The next, down the street, the next, you

00:41:49.300 --> 00:41:53.760
know, it melds into Oak Park. And that's the

00:41:53.760 --> 00:41:56.900
next closest thing if you go down Augusta westward.

00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:00.380
And fucking, so they're pushing me, I'm a little

00:42:00.380 --> 00:42:03.599
baby in a buggy still. And they're like, can

00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:08.070
we play with Larry? So my mom says you're throwing

00:42:08.070 --> 00:42:10.969
them around like a football. No, they're doing

00:42:10.969 --> 00:42:14.130
their thing. They're doing their thing. You know,

00:42:15.170 --> 00:42:18.960
they get distracted and just like. put me in

00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:21.840
someone's backyard, like a block and a half away.

00:42:23.500 --> 00:42:28.139
In the buggy, laying in the buggy, and they went

00:42:28.139 --> 00:42:30.519
in the house, their mom called them in or something,

00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:33.599
and they just forgot about me. My dad was like,

00:42:33.659 --> 00:42:35.780
what the fuck, and they're looking all over.

00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:42.079
I mean, do I really even have to elaborate on

00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:46.650
that? I mean, come on. Talk about fucking Forrest

00:42:46.650 --> 00:42:51.489
Gump shit. Yeah, take my baby. Let's see what

00:42:51.489 --> 00:42:54.230
happens to him. You're lucky you didn't get trafficked.

00:42:54.230 --> 00:42:58.090
I know. Oh my god. Maybe he did though, and they

00:42:58.090 --> 00:43:00.789
just dropped you off an hour later. We were little

00:43:00.789 --> 00:43:02.630
black kids. No, but you know, they were playing

00:43:02.630 --> 00:43:05.389
and stuff and they went in the house. Yeah, forgot

00:43:05.389 --> 00:43:08.369
about you. I'm out in the backyard. He's a white

00:43:08.369 --> 00:43:11.769
baby. Yeah, we do that with our baby all the

00:43:11.769 --> 00:43:15.570
time. Yeah, exactly. Give him a little beer.

00:43:16.909 --> 00:43:19.030
Yeah. It's like, our babies, do we do that all

00:43:19.030 --> 00:43:21.840
the time? We sit outside. My grandfather lived

00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:24.800
upstairs in the apartment upstairs. Oh, man.

00:43:25.139 --> 00:43:27.179
And I would go up there, and my mom would be

00:43:27.179 --> 00:43:31.300
like, don't eat anything. Don't drink anything.

00:43:31.659 --> 00:43:33.699
You know, and I was a little kid, like, with

00:43:33.699 --> 00:43:36.400
foot pajamas. Winning the Pooey Fuckin' Pajamas.

00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:39.320
Literally was innocent. And I would go up there.

00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:42.099
The one year he was innocent. Before he started

00:43:42.099 --> 00:43:44.900
reading the Talmud and the Torah. I'd get hammered

00:43:44.900 --> 00:43:47.820
with my grandfather. He'd give me beer and...

00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:50.639
I'd come back down and I'd be drunk as shit and

00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:52.659
my mom would go up there and fucking yell at

00:43:52.659 --> 00:43:55.920
me, you motherfucker, you know. You're in pajamas.

00:43:56.840 --> 00:43:59.420
Yeah. Got his footsies on. Yeah. It's kind of

00:43:59.420 --> 00:44:01.920
Schlitz pull top. He's like, where are those

00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:04.300
black girls that left me the other day? Where

00:44:04.300 --> 00:44:07.380
they at? I had my poop and I'm ready. I'm gonna

00:44:07.380 --> 00:44:11.659
slap them. The malt liquor makes Larry's daddy

00:44:11.659 --> 00:44:16.119
come out. Well, I mean how many times does this

00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:17.440
happen it sounds like every time you went over

00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:19.360
there you got you drunk Well, he lived right

00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:23.059
there. Yeah, we would drink a lot You were a

00:44:23.059 --> 00:44:27.500
baby It was the city back in the 60s. This is

00:44:27.500 --> 00:44:30.760
like full circle Larry episode We're probably

00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:36.019
early 70s, you know 1970. Yeah, I'm 69. So he's

00:44:36.019 --> 00:44:41.610
got alcohol in the city. I've been fucking Oh,

00:44:42.829 --> 00:44:44.750
yeah, you need the can opener, the bi -opener.

00:44:46.489 --> 00:44:50.570
Oh, man. I mean, I remember the peel -off tops.

00:44:50.710 --> 00:44:52.829
I remember the old school fucking... Peel -offs,

00:44:53.050 --> 00:44:55.630
yeah. ...that you actually use the can opener

00:44:55.630 --> 00:44:58.190
for. to push it with the air, with the little

00:44:58.190 --> 00:45:01.909
square for the air. No, no, this was all just

00:45:01.909 --> 00:45:04.329
can opener. You had to have like the, you know.

00:45:04.409 --> 00:45:06.710
See, I don't remember those. I remember guys

00:45:06.710 --> 00:45:08.650
using that because they probably were used to

00:45:08.650 --> 00:45:10.610
the old one. So they would do that and then peel

00:45:10.610 --> 00:45:12.809
something just so the air would come in. Real

00:45:12.809 --> 00:45:16.550
alcoholic air with my alcohol. Well, no, I wanted

00:45:16.550 --> 00:45:19.909
to go down easier. Coors was the first one that

00:45:19.909 --> 00:45:22.610
had the one that wasn't a pull top. Oh, really?

00:45:22.730 --> 00:45:25.289
So you push in one hole and then they had another

00:45:25.289 --> 00:45:28.449
smaller hole. up here for the air, just like

00:45:28.449 --> 00:45:32.929
you're saying. Because the other hole was so

00:45:32.929 --> 00:45:34.989
small, if you didn't do the air hole, it wouldn't

00:45:34.989 --> 00:45:39.090
even work. But you could shotgun those motherfuckers.

00:45:40.269 --> 00:45:41.849
Well, I don't even know how much booze was in

00:45:41.849 --> 00:45:43.369
those back in the day, if it was more or less

00:45:43.369 --> 00:45:46.289
than 5%. I'm sure it was probably the same. They

00:45:46.289 --> 00:45:49.050
haven't changed much. I remember the first time

00:45:49.050 --> 00:45:51.829
drinking it, it was at my aunt and uncle's wedding.

00:45:53.170 --> 00:45:59.199
I was eight. I was 1974, so let's see. Probably

00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:05.980
were about eight. I was seven. And real lush.

00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:09.780
He was like spalding, drinking the drinks with

00:46:09.780 --> 00:46:13.519
cigarettes. And they had an actual band playing

00:46:13.519 --> 00:46:16.820
rock and roll with real guitars. That's when

00:46:16.820 --> 00:46:19.960
weddings were real. And they had buckets with

00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:23.420
ice, with chords, all these buckets and shit.

00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:27.280
And it was like the first time me and my little

00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:29.980
brother were like full rain on the alcohol with

00:46:29.980 --> 00:46:34.480
no super bitch. It was like water that shit.

00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:40.300
We were fucking naked. Still in your PJs. No,

00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:42.519
we were all dressed up for a wedding and shit.

00:46:43.340 --> 00:46:46.679
And it was in Schiller Woods. My aunt and uncle

00:46:46.679 --> 00:46:50.039
got married in the woods. Yeah That's awesome.

00:46:50.300 --> 00:46:53.559
And there's fucking like two guitars bass drums

00:46:53.559 --> 00:46:56.019
Fucking playing regular rock and roll like and

00:46:56.019 --> 00:46:58.059
you just hammered in the bushes. I was like,

00:46:58.059 --> 00:47:00.360
yeah, this is cool No, no, I didn't we were me

00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:02.940
and my brother were watching, you know, the band

00:47:02.940 --> 00:47:06.420
We've getting hypnotized to start playing guitar

00:47:06.420 --> 00:47:09.239
at that point. Yeah, seriously, right? I'm K

00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:11.800
ultra shit right there. Yeah, you get drunk and

00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:16.349
then the good The good MK ultra How about that?

00:47:16.969 --> 00:47:19.530
That's crazy. At least you didn't get sold to

00:47:19.530 --> 00:47:24.510
someone. It sounds like traffic or taken away.

00:47:26.650 --> 00:47:28.610
John Wayne Gacy could have been sneaking in the

00:47:28.610 --> 00:47:30.210
woods in his early years. He could have taken

00:47:30.210 --> 00:47:32.449
the shit out of those kids though. So it's kind

00:47:32.449 --> 00:47:34.309
of rally wherever they went. He probably shouldn't

00:47:34.309 --> 00:47:36.130
have sold them though. I mean that's kind of

00:47:36.130 --> 00:47:38.570
against the law I think. I don't know if it was

00:47:38.570 --> 00:47:40.449
the law back then. You might have sold them to

00:47:40.449 --> 00:47:42.989
family members or something, you know? If you

00:47:42.989 --> 00:47:45.190
don't really sell your kid to a family member.

00:47:45.210 --> 00:47:47.050
Well, you see, give me this much money and you

00:47:47.050 --> 00:47:48.869
can have this fucking kid. I don't want... Yeah,

00:47:48.889 --> 00:47:50.730
that's called selling your kid to your family

00:47:50.730 --> 00:47:54.170
member. I don't know. I don't know how you fucking

00:47:54.170 --> 00:47:57.110
spin it, Larry. Just because you paid a bill

00:47:57.110 --> 00:47:59.809
of sale. But if you think about it, though, Gacy

00:47:59.809 --> 00:48:03.010
could have been creeping in the woods. Gacy had

00:48:03.010 --> 00:48:05.750
compasses. He didn't work alone. Well, you never

00:48:05.750 --> 00:48:08.789
know his younger years. He may have been creeping.

00:48:09.210 --> 00:48:11.489
Yeah, he could creep any time. I mean, Shiller

00:48:11.489 --> 00:48:14.030
Woods, because wasn't that right where he was?

00:48:14.050 --> 00:48:16.070
Where was he? He was pretty close to there. I

00:48:16.070 --> 00:48:17.010
can't remember right off the top of my head.

00:48:17.010 --> 00:48:18.730
Yeah, I know. I forget where he was. Did he hang

00:48:18.730 --> 00:48:21.070
out in the woods and shit? No, I don't think

00:48:21.070 --> 00:48:22.690
so, man. Oh, he definitely was burying bodies

00:48:22.690 --> 00:48:25.050
out there. I don't know. I mean, he had some

00:48:25.050 --> 00:48:26.550
in his house. I think the majority was in his

00:48:26.550 --> 00:48:27.710
house. Yeah, but I think he was... I don't think

00:48:27.710 --> 00:48:29.949
he was capturing people from the woods, though.

00:48:30.590 --> 00:48:32.809
No, he was... He wasn't cruising for burgers.

00:48:33.389 --> 00:48:36.610
No, he was like a public figure. He met fuckin'

00:48:36.869 --> 00:48:39.989
Rosalyn Carter. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Because he

00:48:39.989 --> 00:48:42.550
was a fuckin' Pola. It was a pierogi song. King

00:48:42.550 --> 00:48:44.090
of the Pierogi or King Pierogi or something.

00:48:44.090 --> 00:48:46.610
But I think he was in the woods. I'm sure he

00:48:46.610 --> 00:48:48.010
buried other bodies. Because that was the thing.

00:48:48.070 --> 00:48:53.179
Pogo Polish always on the go. Because that was

00:48:53.179 --> 00:48:55.780
a clown fucking thing, which is pretty funny.

00:48:55.820 --> 00:48:58.920
Polak on the go. Yeah, something like that. Polak

00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:00.900
on the go. You think you can get out of these

00:49:00.900 --> 00:49:04.300
handcuffs? Yeah, that's my favorite trick. Oh,

00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.719
God. Yeah, I don't think you can. I don't know,

00:49:06.739 --> 00:49:09.579
mister. Doesn't sound like a game I signed up

00:49:09.579 --> 00:49:12.719
for. What's that? The handcuff trick? Yeah. Yeah,

00:49:12.739 --> 00:49:15.139
it really is. All of that shit. Yeah, I mean,

00:49:15.340 --> 00:49:18.469
fuck. Now those guys are far and few between.

00:49:18.550 --> 00:49:20.489
I'll tell you what, man, you guys were too young,

00:49:20.650 --> 00:49:23.170
but when I was, when Gacy got caught, that freaked

00:49:23.170 --> 00:49:25.710
the shit out of me. Another thing? My dad would

00:49:25.710 --> 00:49:30.070
go, go take out the garbage and watch out for...

00:49:30.070 --> 00:49:33.469
I didn't know he was a rascate. Watch out for

00:49:33.469 --> 00:49:36.590
Richard Spass. I remember seeing Gacy on the

00:49:36.590 --> 00:49:38.650
news. When was it, when he got busted? Had to

00:49:38.650 --> 00:49:43.789
be like 80, early 80? But they always talked

00:49:43.789 --> 00:49:45.650
about something we're always talking about him

00:49:45.650 --> 00:49:47.849
to things doing his paintings and must have been

00:49:47.849 --> 00:49:52.789
yeah, cuz yeah I was just one year old so I don't

00:49:52.789 --> 00:50:13.849
remember that shit Yeah, it doesn't get any worse

00:50:13.849 --> 00:50:18.110
than that. Look at the trend too with the 50s

00:50:18.110 --> 00:50:20.010
and the 60s, all these serial killers. There

00:50:20.010 --> 00:50:22.969
were like multiple ones living in a small...

00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:26.239
circumferential area in California. It was like

00:50:26.239 --> 00:50:30.420
Golden State, BTK, Richard Ramirez, and then

00:50:30.420 --> 00:50:32.980
Toy Box Killer. How about the Simi Valley Rapist?

00:50:33.099 --> 00:50:35.619
The Benaki guys. And there's a thing with Benaki.

00:50:35.820 --> 00:50:37.980
If you look at Paul Benaki, the Hillside Strangler,

00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:40.659
they were actually talking about this MK Ultra

00:50:40.659 --> 00:50:42.280
shit. There's a video I'll send you guys. It's

00:50:42.280 --> 00:50:45.059
pretty interesting about how they were doing

00:50:45.059 --> 00:50:46.980
this crazy shit and they were doing tests on

00:50:46.980 --> 00:50:50.320
them and stuff like that. You know, it's like

00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:52.440
they make movies about it, right? They put this

00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:55.699
here. They're doing tests on Benaki? Yeah. Like

00:50:55.699 --> 00:50:58.400
he was a government agent that he said. Dude,

00:50:58.440 --> 00:51:01.519
did you ever see that series? Not documentary,

00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:04.460
but actually it's a TV show. The head one with

00:51:04.460 --> 00:51:06.699
the... No, it's about the serial killers and

00:51:06.699 --> 00:51:10.039
how basically the FBI... Oh yeah, yeah. Minehunter.

00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:12.099
Minehunter. It's actually pretty good. It's really

00:51:12.099 --> 00:51:14.380
good. They're making a new series out of that.

00:51:14.380 --> 00:51:16.420
That was great. I thought they said it was too

00:51:16.420 --> 00:51:18.119
expensive. No, they're not making a series, but

00:51:18.119 --> 00:51:21.039
they're making like... Some more. Kind of like

00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:23.780
two hour -long shows. It was the Irimatio guy,

00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:26.619
Ed, the big tall guy that wanted to be the cop.

00:51:27.019 --> 00:51:30.380
Uh, not Ed Gein. No. Be quiet. I'll tell ya.

00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:33.219
It's Kemper. Ed Kemper. Yeah, Edmund Kemper.

00:51:33.320 --> 00:51:35.659
That guy was a beast. That guy freaking cut his

00:51:35.659 --> 00:51:38.199
mom's head off. I was just gonna say. And then

00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:40.480
put her on a shelf and would throw darts at her

00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:46.239
head. And then he would use her head. to relieve

00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:48.260
himself, and it's called irumatio. I'll never

00:51:48.260 --> 00:51:51.300
forget that word in my life. That's what they

00:51:51.300 --> 00:51:53.840
actually called it. This guy was a real fucking

00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:57.119
seed. Was he like 6 '6 or 6 '8 or something?

00:51:57.420 --> 00:51:59.199
He was too big to get into the police force,

00:51:59.219 --> 00:52:01.139
they say. But the funny thing is he used to hang

00:52:01.139 --> 00:52:04.150
out at a cop bar. with all these cops, and he

00:52:04.150 --> 00:52:06.730
was doing all these crimes, and he would be like,

00:52:06.949 --> 00:52:08.650
hey, well, you know, and they would tell him.

00:52:08.650 --> 00:52:11.110
But the guy was a genius. That's what they say

00:52:11.110 --> 00:52:12.929
he was, but they would, but he was like, yeah,

00:52:13.010 --> 00:52:15.250
well, what's going on with this case? They would

00:52:15.250 --> 00:52:17.690
tell him about the cases, and he would fucking,

00:52:17.929 --> 00:52:19.920
but he would do like the thing where... Bundy

00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:22.059
did where he would go back to these bury sites.

00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:24.900
Yeah, go back to the crime, the scene. It's mine,

00:52:25.059 --> 00:52:27.400
belittled him constantly though. Oh yeah. Didn't

00:52:27.400 --> 00:52:29.920
he fucking kill and fuck all his mom's friends

00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:32.179
too? I don't know. I know he killed like his,

00:52:32.179 --> 00:52:34.039
yeah. I think he killed one of the co -workers

00:52:34.039 --> 00:52:36.239
or something like that or he had somebody over.

00:52:36.380 --> 00:52:39.780
That's so fucked up. Wow. But how come there

00:52:39.780 --> 00:52:42.219
was a huge uptick during those times of serial

00:52:42.219 --> 00:52:43.280
killers? See, now I wonder what kind of drugs

00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:45.639
that guy was on. They never mentioned that. Like,

00:52:45.639 --> 00:52:48.340
you know, all these serial killers now are all

00:52:48.340 --> 00:52:50.820
these trannies and they're all on some kind of

00:52:50.820 --> 00:52:52.400
SSRIs. I think he was in the military. I don't

00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:53.599
know if he was in the military. I don't think

00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:55.980
they had SSRIs back then, did they? No, I don't

00:52:55.980 --> 00:52:57.900
know, but I wonder what they did have on them.

00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.360
Just drugs that fucked you up, man. Yeah, but

00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:02.900
Kepper, too, like, being a genius, like, you're

00:53:02.900 --> 00:53:05.159
a fucking weird motherfucker. Yeah. When you

00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:07.639
have an IQ, you can't pick up chicks. You're

00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:11.679
socially awkward. Well, especially being as big

00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:14.000
as he was. You got to be smarter than a chick,

00:53:14.199 --> 00:53:17.179
but dumb enough for them to understand you. I'm

00:53:17.179 --> 00:53:19.019
going to close the deal. I got to take a piss,

00:53:19.179 --> 00:53:20.780
gentlemen. You got to be able to close the freaking

00:53:20.780 --> 00:53:23.000
deal. Well, that's the day. Right in the fucking

00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:25.460
middle. I know. Look at the time, too, while

00:53:25.460 --> 00:53:27.829
you're there, fat girl. Oh, I can't see that

00:53:27.829 --> 00:53:30.469
time. Excuse me. Where's it at? Right in the

00:53:30.469 --> 00:53:32.730
bottom right corner. See the red? About 50 right

00:53:32.730 --> 00:53:34.789
there. Yeah, right there. I can't see it. What

00:53:34.789 --> 00:53:36.869
does it say? It almost looks like an hour exactly.

00:53:39.010 --> 00:53:41.730
53 minutes. Yeah, 53 minutes. That's not bad.

00:53:42.130 --> 00:53:43.929
Yeah, so fucking hopefully we can get Donnie

00:53:43.929 --> 00:53:48.030
and Forkz on the show and figure out. So yeah,

00:53:48.030 --> 00:53:50.369
man. What the fuck they're going to do. That

00:53:50.369 --> 00:53:54.030
Casey thing used to freak me out. I hated that.

00:53:56.150 --> 00:53:59.329
And then any car that you saw, you know, when

00:53:59.329 --> 00:54:01.949
you're a 10, 11, 12 -year -old boy, now you think

00:54:01.949 --> 00:54:04.190
everybody's a fucking pervert. That's part of

00:54:04.190 --> 00:54:06.750
the brainwashing, too, the MK Ultra. What's that?

00:54:07.230 --> 00:54:11.889
You know, the show in Gacy on Channel 9, WGN

00:54:11.889 --> 00:54:15.289
News, and you're watching them take fucking bodies

00:54:15.289 --> 00:54:18.710
out of the basement, and you're like, fuck, man,

00:54:18.710 --> 00:54:20.829
it's right where we are. And it's like, what

00:54:20.829 --> 00:54:25.690
the fuck is going on? And then it's like... It's

00:54:25.690 --> 00:54:27.849
the first time, you know, like a 10 year old

00:54:27.849 --> 00:54:32.000
or 11 year old boy. realizes that there's some

00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:35.059
fucking weirdo that's gonna grab you and ass

00:54:35.059 --> 00:54:37.519
-rape you. Jesus, you have to be so vulgar. I'm

00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:40.300
just saying, man. It was fucking really frightening.

00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:42.719
Yeah, but you have to be so vulgar about it.

00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:44.880
What the fuck, man? But it's shocking when you

00:54:44.880 --> 00:54:47.719
first realize that as a child. You're like, fuck,

00:54:47.780 --> 00:54:49.519
man. Well, now the thing is they just don't get

00:54:49.519 --> 00:54:51.820
you on the streets. Now they get you on the computer.

00:54:51.920 --> 00:54:54.820
Right. It's so fucking scary. Like they catch

00:54:54.820 --> 00:54:57.889
these kids... And they make them do shit, or

00:54:57.889 --> 00:55:00.789
they blackmail them, basically. And then they

00:55:00.789 --> 00:55:03.030
make them do the most crazy, cut themselves,

00:55:03.570 --> 00:55:07.329
murder dogs, hurt people, do all this crazy stuff.

00:55:07.530 --> 00:55:10.519
There's an actual. I can't remember what it was

00:55:10.519 --> 00:55:12.599
called, the 68 or something like that. I heard

00:55:12.599 --> 00:55:14.519
something about this. Yeah, and they were going

00:55:14.519 --> 00:55:16.400
around. That's another thing, you know, they're

00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:18.860
out there and then they see which kids are weak,

00:55:19.539 --> 00:55:21.219
which ones are the ones that are easy to manipulate.

00:55:21.260 --> 00:55:23.139
Ones that don't have parents or they don't have

00:55:23.139 --> 00:55:25.840
a dad or they live with their grandparents. You

00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:28.119
had the microphone on the whole time. You should

00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:35.980
have pulled a naked dog. Ha ha, that's funny.

00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:41.039
You're like, man, Larry's a faggot. Just tell

00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:43.019
them the truth in your voice. More like, man,

00:55:43.079 --> 00:55:46.820
Larry's hot. Aw, geez, man. You better hope I

00:55:46.820 --> 00:55:48.139
don't say that. You don't have way too many pills,

00:55:48.420 --> 00:55:53.590
you homos. Man, Larry's looking good in that

00:55:53.590 --> 00:55:57.110
cast. Yeah. I wonder what his cast smells like.

00:55:58.050 --> 00:56:00.150
Well, the nice thing is, is I can take the fucking

00:56:00.150 --> 00:56:03.010
thing off. What's that? Take a shower and all

00:56:03.010 --> 00:56:05.650
that shit. It's not a cast, cast. Wait, so is

00:56:05.650 --> 00:56:07.710
that? The first one I got, because he said we're

00:56:07.710 --> 00:56:09.130
going to have to put a cast on it and get it

00:56:09.130 --> 00:56:11.230
broken. And I'm like, oh fuck. I'm thinking he's

00:56:11.230 --> 00:56:13.110
going to come in with the thing. Hard cast. Yeah,

00:56:13.150 --> 00:56:16.099
right? Do they do that anymore or no? Well, if

00:56:16.099 --> 00:56:19.760
it was bad enough, it would have been. If you

00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:22.679
were going to break it, the way you broke it,

00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:25.880
it's going to fucking heal perfectly. That's

00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:27.039
good. And if it doesn't, you're going to have

00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:29.159
to come back and fix it. Because I was imagining

00:56:29.159 --> 00:56:34.480
putting a bag over it and all that shit. Or just

00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:36.880
not shower like he used to. You only shower every

00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:39.619
third day. Yeah, but still. It's like I'm used

00:56:39.619 --> 00:56:42.320
to putting a bag in my head. Yeah, for shits

00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.719
and giggles. He's like sir you don't need to

00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:50.159
put a belt on when you do that. Yes I did. Got

00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:54.300
shower bags for my head. Just breathing in it

00:56:54.300 --> 00:57:00.949
all heavy. I think the dude from, what, R .E

00:57:00.949 --> 00:57:04.369
.M. was it? No, Inexcess. Inexcess. The jerk

00:57:04.369 --> 00:57:06.710
choke. Or no, who's the guy who understood the

00:57:06.710 --> 00:57:08.670
jerk choke? That's probably fake. They probably

00:57:08.670 --> 00:57:09.750
killed him. I know, but I don't understand. Could

00:57:09.750 --> 00:57:13.590
be. It's almost like the nitrous. More propaganda.

00:57:13.869 --> 00:57:15.530
Yes, it's just more shit like that. That's the

00:57:15.530 --> 00:57:17.909
embarrassing way that they say the rock stars

00:57:17.909 --> 00:57:20.570
died. They said that about Chris Cornell. Yeah,

00:57:20.969 --> 00:57:22.530
well, I don't know about Chris Cornell. No, they

00:57:22.530 --> 00:57:24.480
said he... It's a humiliation ritual. Yeah, they

00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:27.699
said he choked him so he died. But who's that

00:57:27.699 --> 00:57:30.119
one guy, the actor from the Tarantino movies?

00:57:31.019 --> 00:57:33.699
You said he was choked out? Oh, a fucking karate

00:57:33.699 --> 00:57:35.960
or kung fu guy. Yeah, and Tyler. What the fuck

00:57:35.960 --> 00:57:39.260
was his name? Oh, shit. Yeah, I can't remember

00:57:39.260 --> 00:57:41.260
his name. But he was a pretty good actor. Kill

00:57:41.260 --> 00:57:43.019
Bill. Yeah, he was a good actor. Son of a bitch.

00:57:43.059 --> 00:57:44.579
I didn't see that one. It's fucking great. But

00:57:44.579 --> 00:57:46.760
you know the actor, I'm sure. I forget what his

00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:48.719
name is. I fucking can't believe it. I know,

00:57:48.780 --> 00:57:50.440
it's gonna drive me crazy now. I can't remember

00:57:50.440 --> 00:57:52.920
his fucking name, man. Oh, I can see it. Skinny

00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:54.920
dude, long hair. Oh, what do you call it? Yeah,

00:57:54.940 --> 00:57:56.599
no, that's just another way of humiliation. Like

00:57:56.599 --> 00:57:59.599
this guy was such a fucking hornball that he

00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:02.360
had to put on ladies underwear and hang himself

00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:05.900
from the closet and try not to kill himself when

00:58:05.900 --> 00:58:08.900
he messed around with it. Which I don't even

00:58:08.900 --> 00:58:10.440
understand when you really think about it, because

00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:13.380
you tighten the belt around your neck, OK? Or

00:58:13.380 --> 00:58:16.260
do you use like a tourniquet sort of device or

00:58:16.260 --> 00:58:17.659
you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't do

00:58:17.659 --> 00:58:19.199
that. I don't practice that. I know, but I just

00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:21.989
don't understand. Why is it too cluttered? It's

00:58:21.989 --> 00:58:27.429
like, how do you get to this? Why not just do

00:58:27.429 --> 00:58:31.650
nitrous? Yeah, or fucking just be a normal dude.

00:58:32.409 --> 00:58:35.349
That's very weird. Not try to kill yourself.

00:58:35.789 --> 00:58:38.710
So it's 50 -50. You either bust a nut or you

00:58:38.710 --> 00:58:42.110
die. I do know chicks that like to be chugged.

00:58:42.130 --> 00:58:44.269
I'm not just going to say the exact same thing.

00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:49.360
They ask you, can you choke me? And it's like,

00:58:49.920 --> 00:58:53.840
okay. Yeah, it's weird. It is very weird. Look

00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:58.179
at him smiling over there. Man. You just can't

00:58:58.179 --> 00:59:01.659
even lie in front of us. He's like, yeah, it's

00:59:01.659 --> 00:59:05.199
weird. He's like, you know, this guy told me

00:59:05.199 --> 00:59:10.579
he did it once. To this girl that lived in another

00:59:10.579 --> 00:59:14.440
county. Yeah. And I was always just like, really?

00:59:14.780 --> 00:59:18.980
You know, but they must like it. Oh my God. There's

00:59:18.980 --> 00:59:21.239
other ones that I heard other stories too. Yeah.

00:59:21.980 --> 00:59:35.099
Think we'll end up What? I had a girl tell me

00:59:35.099 --> 00:59:37.480
one time, you don't love me. And I said, yeah,

00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:39.880
I do. I go, why would you say that? And she goes,

00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:42.519
because you never punched me. And I'm like, what?

00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:44.579
Yeah, what does that mean? We're getting these

00:59:44.579 --> 00:59:48.420
winners from the first day of the carnival. The

00:59:48.420 --> 00:59:51.800
fucking suboxone line. No, nothing on clinic.

00:59:55.039 --> 00:59:58.239
Real top notch poon you're getting here. Because

00:59:58.239 --> 01:00:03.090
all the black guys I've dated punch me. You know?

01:00:04.610 --> 01:00:06.429
You say you're lucky you only have two eyes.

01:00:09.090 --> 01:00:14.909
Dinner's been leaked three times this week. You

01:00:14.909 --> 01:00:19.269
have the canine eye on your cheek. Punching the

01:00:19.269 --> 01:00:24.469
third eye. Alright, I think that's good. I don't

01:00:24.469 --> 01:00:27.110
agree with those comments. Yeah, okay. Ladies.

01:00:28.670 --> 01:00:30.389
Put these ladies watching out there. If we have

01:00:30.389 --> 01:00:33.210
a lady listener, thank you for listening. Oh

01:00:33.210 --> 01:00:36.309
my God. If you are a lady, if you are a lady

01:00:36.309 --> 01:00:40.170
listening, I only choke when they ask me to.

01:00:40.170 --> 01:00:43.869
He only chokes his chicken. Or Bill's chicken.

01:00:44.610 --> 01:00:48.110
Oh my God. Oh my. Thank you for tuning in. Yeah,

01:00:48.110 --> 01:00:49.409
thanks for listening. Have a great day. Have

01:00:49.409 --> 01:00:50.630
a great evening. Peace.