It was like 20 something dollars for eight of
them. Yeah, I thought that was cheap. And I was
like, shit, man. Holy shit, I'm gonna have to.
There you go, we're going. I'm gonna have to
grab. All right, welcome to Larry Needles' show.
I'm Larry. I am Needles. And I'm Kiki. And we're
back. Yeah, and we got a lot going on in the
fucking Larry and Needles universe. First of
all, Donnie and Fourth, which I get a little
giddy every time I say his name. I know, I still
am. Puts a little pickling in my pickling, if
you know what I mean. Donnie and Fourth. beloved
friend of the show. I mean, send it to the top.
Apparently he got car jacked. Well, he got car
jacked by an African -American. I mean, we should
have just played what to race the guest. I think
we could have figured that out. But down and
forth was a car jacked while sitting. Was it
at a light or was it at a stop sign? He was at
a 7 -Eleven. He's at a 7 -Eleven. He's at a 7
-Eleven. Oh, man. And if you know Wolfhoof, I
mean, if you go to our Twitter page, you can
see the Wolfhoof in action. I wish he was here.
Yeah, he loves to wear sandals. So, he fought
off this assailant with his sandals and apparently
beat the hell out of him. This African -American
gentleman got a couple shots on him and he had
a black eye. He had a shiner. Yeah, he did. He
had a shiner. The kid punched him in the face.
Well, that's how it started, right? Let me borrow
your fucking car, man. Let me borrow your car.
He's like, what? And he's like, give me your
fucking car. And he punches Mark in the face.
And Don Anfort to the scrapper. He just gets
out of the fucking car. So he was in the car
when he punched him. Yeah, this kid learned a
lesson. With his flip -flops on. And shout out
to Don Anfort, he's beat cancer twice. So I mean,
let me tell you, I'm not afraid of this Jiminy
Cricket. Well now he's beat sickle cell. It is
like a one -and -over sickle. He beat the kid
around his car. He said the kid like grabbed
on to his license plate and sloughed up his license
plate. Why would you grab on to the sharpest
thing in the car? I don't know. I mean, come
on. Well, this kid wasn't the sharpest thing
in the car. I love this license plate off, so
now it's held on by a couple of bungee cords
and shit. That's kind of funny. Well, yeah, I
mean, you could just put like a zip tie in there
or something, but let's just go with the biggest
bungee cord. Yeah, they're blue. They'll hold
the flat piece of metal on. I know, right? No,
they're like bright blue with a blue braided,
the hooks are blue with like a blue braided and
white material. I'm like, dude, that sticks out
like crazy on a black background, you know? Yeah.
I mean, it's kind of crazy. This... Butter. Somebody
pull up? What do you call it? Kind of funny how...
Yeah, but Donnie Enforth is doing good. He's
recovering. But it's kind of funny how somebody
thought they had easy pickings. Like, oh, I'm
going to get this on. I'm not going to get in
my car. I'm not going to get in my car. Come
on, man. Let me get your card. Ah, man, you can't
have my card. Let me just buy one. I just got
to buy one. He said, like, man, someone's got
to eat around here. I got to go have one. Someone's
got to. He fell down backwards the other day.
Yeah. He broke his wrist. Oh, Jesus. I mean,
unless you're a gymnast, you're only falling
backwards. You know how, like, when you're standing
there and you fall down backwards, and I'm like,
no. You'll never fucking fall down backwards.
The floor is forward. I've never done it backwards.
Unless you're, like, shit -faced. He doesn't
drink. He doesn't drink, but he does other things.
Other accoutrements in the Donnie and Forth toolbox.
Yeah. And then now for beloved Larry over here.
I mean, I don't know if this is going for the
trifecta. Like a sex swing accident in Boys Town.
I felt like it, man. I almost felt like the ropes
broke free. Fucking, I'm riding, going about
30. Show him your foot. On your scooter. Yeah,
on his gay ass scooter. I got a broken ankle.
He's got dust booting. He's got a broken collarbone.
He's got a torn ACL. I got a small break in my
arm, but I don't need a cast. Oh, man. Yeah.
Some bruised ribs and shit. Lots and lots of
road rash infected. So I'm on pills for that
though now. And the doctor gave me some antibiotic
cream that was more powerful because the shit
was bad. What did they do about your loose asshole?
I didn't hurt my ass at all. Didn't hurt at all.
They blew his back out, so he had to fake a scooter
accident to distract him. So I'm cruising down
the street, going to the fucking post office.
My mom's got a letter. I'm like, I'll send that
for you. It's the government. The government's
trying to get Larry. You were helping somebody
else. Yeah. But it's the government trying to
get Larry. It's not bad for my parents' fault,
though. No. So I'm fucking, I'm going, and some
kid pulls right in front of me on a ring. Boom.
He's right there all of a sudden. And I'm like,
what the fuck? So I'm like, oh man, I'm going
to hit this kid and fly over the car and be dead.
Or I got to lay down the bike, man. Lay down
your scooter. Let's get your bike. Something's
riding a Harley. Your scooter. It's a bike. It's
not a bike. It's a motorized vehicle with a fucking
license plate. And you can still get killed on
it. It's a fucking bike. Apparently. And this
is the first time Larry didn't rear end a dude
when he got in the car. Because the last time
it wasn't rear end, wasn't it? I think I just
hit him. We'll get into the first time Larry
was left for dead on the side of the road. Well,
at least this kid stopped and apologized. So
I fucking laid on the bike. The first thing that
hit was my hand right there. And then my knee
was fucking really nice and... Sound commute?
The world's thickest scab. I don't know about
the world's thickest scab. I'll take you to the
burn unit. I know. Dude, that looks like one
of the lesions that Tom Hanks had. And what the
hell is that show? He had Philadelphia. So then
I fucking roll around on my back. I told you
he tried his time. So you did the crab roll.
I did. Slid down my arm, which is really fucked
up. And this leg is really fucked up, too. At
least skin repairs. Yeah, this was the one that
got infected real fast. That prolapsed butthole
will never. And so the kid stops and he's like,
dude, I'm so sorry, man. I didn't even see you.
And you're on the ground. I actually got right
up because I was in traffic and in shock. Well,
yeah, you don't want to get hit by another car.
Absolutely. So it was weird, though, because
it seemed like about 15 minutes. I go down, I
fucking see my bike sliding down the street.
I'm sliding right behind it. And it bounces off
the underneath, off of his rubber tires. So there
was zero damage on his car. And my bike is hardly
even fucked up. Oh, really? I was going to say,
yeah, your bike is fine. Robert rode it home,
man, and fucking. That's good. You're going to
die in that thing. So I parked the bike, and
I tell the kid that fucking wiped me out. I'm
like, dude, do me a favor. My ankle is fucking
swollen like a motherfucker. I'm walking around
on a broken ankle. I don't even know. I'm like,
put my bike in this guy's driveway. He knows
me. He lives right here. Where'd you get hit
at? right across the street from George's house.
Jesus, man, you didn't make it that far. I know.
I didn't go far at all, bro. And so, and, uh...
So is your ma's letter still laying in the gutter
somewhere? I gave it to the paramedics. Oh, man.
He's like, we'll deliver it, dude, I promise
you. And, uh, they were really cool. They were
really cool. I think I fingerprinted them cloning
you right now. What was the guy's name? I can't
remember right now, but they were great. They
were great. And the cop was a real jag off. Well,
you can't leave your bike there. Do you know
that guy? And I'm like, no, but I know he's a
fucking hometown boy. He knows he sees me around
and I'll fucking go back there later and talk
to the guy. Well, I don't know. I mean, I go,
can you fucking knock on the door, please? And
talk to me. No one answered. White cop, it was
a DuPage fucking cocksucker. Oh, it's county.
Yeah, and so... Acting like he doesn't have time
for this shit. So then, in the ambulance, hooked
up to... And he asked me, how fast were you going?
I tell him how many feet. I said, it was about
20 feet. I was going about 30 miles an hour,
and the kid fucking was... Boom, right there.
And he's like, and you couldn't slow down and
avoid that? And he's like, I'm like, okay, what?
I've been up all morning pulling balls. What
are you trying to tell me? Action time is shot.
What are you trying to say, you know? And so
now I'm in the thing. They're taking vitals and
I'm all hooked up. They're giving me an IV. My
blood pressure is super fucking low. Sweating
bullets. And the guy's now hassling me again.
And you're bleeding all over. And I'm bleeding
all over and the guy's going to me. Now wait
a minute. 25 feet and you're going 25 miles an
hour now that That doesn't really make sense
to me. And I'm like, dude, you're making me do
fucking math problems right now. You're fucking
kidding me. Dude, if there's 30 % of the population
and 52 % of the crime, I mean, you can put those
numbers together. It's not that difficult to
do that. That's what he said. If you just want
to fuck it, I said, what are you getting at,
man? And then I'm speeding? If you want to write
me a ticket, if that'll shut you the fuck up
and get you out of my face and just write me
a ticket. And what do you do? No, no. No, he
said, no, no, that's not what, that's not it.
But he still wrote you a ticket. He wrote me
a ticket for no insurance card. Of course. And
I said, dude, I can't fucking get it. You know,
my insurance card is in the seat of the bike
and. What do you mean, you can't even go look?
No, I had things hooked up to my fingers of the
fucking electrode sticker things all over me.
They're pumping me with IV, like high -speed
IVs. I'm like, what are you doing? We're not
putting one there. Sorry. It was one of these
IVs. It was a little smaller than this thing
where they were pumping it in high speed. It
was crazy. Yeah. That's got to feel weird. Come
on, give up with the fluid. I want a little Dilaudid
with a couple drops of adrenaline. They might
have been. Who knows, because they were very
nice. And then they... The cop was a fucking
dick, and even the paramedic guy said, man, that
cop's a fucking dick. Yeah, because you look
like a lowlife. I'm surprised you didn't look
in your seat and very thought you were running
CP or something. Check your heart. So then he
shows up, so then he shows up, the guy shows
up. You're the guy we've been getting complaints
about for harassing young ladies on the street.
We talked about this lad two weeks ago. Look
at him laugh. You know when he laughs like that.
We all, if you're a listener to the show, you
know when Larry's little. You fit a description.
Bingo card lion by laughing. Sorry, I didn't
mean to interrupt you there. So the fucker shows
up at the hospital to hand me the ticket for
no insurance, and I'm like, thanks, buddy, you're
fucking great. Appreciate you making the trip.
I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking. And
then there's a really fucked up part. Here's
what's going on. I'm sitting in the fucking waiting
room for about, I don't know, two and a half
hours, and there's an old lady that's sitting
there longer than I've been there. She's about
fucking 80 years old, right? Says to one of the,
it was a darker fellow working there, African
American, German. Oh yeah, here we go. Ruder
than a motherfucker. The black guy or the lady?
The lady was sweeter than pie. The black guy
was rude as shit. She goes, son, I've been waiting
an awful long time. Do you have any idea, you
know, when they're gonna possibly see me? And
he goes to her. Listen, lady, everyone here thinks
they're as important as you think you are, so,
and then he just walks away, and I'm like, that
motherfucker. If I wasn't wheelchair -bound right
now, I would have fucking kicked him to balls.
Here you go, Don Tarius, you two carnival ticket
crews, right to Africa. Man, that could be fucking
rude to your own people, how's that? And then
he was a little old lady and shit. Well, you
know what, I'm not gonna, we're looking at a
hospital like that. What are we gonna do, are
we gonna brag on what we know? All right, so
Larry's still alive by the grace of God. Yeah,
which is good. I mean, it really is because it's
either Larry and Kiki show. Yeah. Yeah, right?
You don't even know how to set it up. Yeah, it
wouldn't be good. It wouldn't be much of a show.
So, but that's all right, then. Well, I was dying
laughing with the dude I worked with, Sean. I
know, that sucks. Fuck it. You know what I'm
saying? Larry, I was like, he's like, Larry's
like, evil Knievel. I'm like, it's so funny.
I called him gay evil Knievel. He's like, fuck
you. And I was like, I just see him like jumping
his scooter over 10 leather daddies on all four.
I could do 12. He jumps Snake Mountain, but he
jumps it like that Borat with it. He just lands
on dildos on the other seat. Yes, man. Oh, I
love it. I'm the evil Knievel. I could jump 10
leather daddies. Are they still throwing dildos
on the court? Oh, at the basketball game? I don't
know. They're getting thrown on the golf course
now. Really? Yeah, green one got thrown on the
golf course. I thought that was a fake story.
It really did happen. I think so, yeah. They're
going to find the guy. What's up with society?
Why are you throwing dildos on... I mean, I get
the WNBA thing. That's kind of funny. Yeah, that
works. Well, the problem is, it's like the fucking
ravenous fucking sharks. You know, the dildo
hits the ground, they all just jump on it. It's
like a Negro pile. But the golf course thing
doesn't make any sense. I don't know, but they
can find these people. They look like it. I mean,
they're all men. The majority of them are. Are
they? The WNBA? A lot of trannies. Yeah, look
at that Brittany Griner one. That's a man? That's
a man, baby. That's gotta be it, dude. I didn't
know. They show her with their shirt off on a
poolside video. In like, riverside. Really? Talking
like... You ever seen her talk? No, I have not.
Dude, if you heard how she talked right now,
you would be like, oh, man. I have bigger titties
than her. That's the one that they kept in Russia
for having the vape pack. Yeah, they gave it
to Dr. Dutz or something. Yeah, the weapons guy.
Dr. Dutz with that stupid fucking asshole. The
weapons trader for a WNBA. When I would travel
to another country, I would make sure, what are
the laws? I'm not going to cross a border or
try and get through some airport. Did you accost,
like, with some bullshit? Well, no. He knew exactly
what I was going to say. Well, no, I'm definitely
find out the laws of these other countries so
before I do smuggle shit in there so I know what
I gotta do. I'm not gonna just pack it. It's
funny that it's just weed cartridges. Come on,
man. But it's Russia. Yeah, it's Russia. But
it's just funny. They're like, yeah, we're gonna
take this dude and put him in the basket. You
can't write a book about that. Like that's like
a Tom Clancy book. a tranny goes into Russia
with vape pens and gets held and then traded
for an arms dealer. You can't write a book about
it. It's got to be fake. It's very intriguing.
It's got to be fake. Well, it's got to be fake.
The whole thing. The Russian thing? Everything
they show us on the media. Well, yes. It's all
a show. Does Britney Griner even exist? Yeah.
You can see her walking, clomping like a horse
on the fucking basketball court, man. I mean,
not many people do, but... She's a big bitch,
dude. Oh, she's a man. Yeah, I know, but I'm
just saying she's a big bitch. Dude, honestly,
this whole WNBA thing could be a big fucking
scam. Like, really, who is going to those games?
Who wants to? I told you. I wanted to get a box.
Why would they go? It was like 25 grand to get
a box at the fucking game. But you know what?
But that's why it makes sense, because who the
hell in their right mind is going to pay that?
It's like art. It's like art. So nobody's going
to these games. I think it's all made up. Well,
it's all from the NBA. Yeah, it's a money laundry.
That's how much a box costs. It's all made up.
There's nobody going. That's why it's all made
up. What would you rather watch, women's volleyball
or WNBA? Women's volleyball. Exactly. And that
just goes to show. Slow down, Larry. One bone
ain't broken. Oh, but what do you call it? Oh,
this is just funny though that fucking these
people because they offered them a contract which
who knows they would make like 60 grand I think
they're all gonna give them like 250 K like nope.
That's not enough It's like first of all you
can't hit a lot Second of all you guys are racist.
It's the most racist sport out there. They literally
attack white women. They beat up what's -her
-name The little white one that's good. Oh, Caitlin
Clark. Caitlin Clark. Everyone's beating the
shit out of her. There's another blonde, Sophie
Cunningham or something like that. There's a
few of them. She was a little bruiser. She was
turning into our little Aryan angel. She was
attacking these people. Erica Cunningham. There's
three white girls on that team. You know what
their nickname is? I don't know, but hers should
be Erica. The Trace Leches. Yeah, right? I'm
like, I love that. That's kind of cool. It is.
And they're actually pretty hot, too. Yeah, I
mean, for a WNBA player. The two blondes are
actually pretty hot. Yeah. I mean, hey, listen,
man. But you know what my brother used to watch,
and I can get behind, literally, is that lingerie
football? We talked about this before. It's been
on for like 20 years. Dude, them bitches were
beating the shit out of each other. And slamming
beers. And they were smoking hot. But they would,
I mean, that's women's. Yeah, that's how it should
always be. You've got to be this hot to fucking
play on TV. The only way that we can garner attention
is if you have to wear lingerie and then kick
the hell out of each other. And try not to show
your vajayjay lips to everyone. Nip slip will
probably happen. I'd become a tranny for that.
To play with that, just ripping thongs. Hold
them like scouts, like Geronimo. Come out of
like the pile. Like just holding thongs. Like
the predator. That's all good, great. But no,
I don't think there's ever gonna be a fucking,
a spork that women are involved in that I will
watch. That's why, I think it was Peru maybe?
that officially declared transsexuals as a mental
illness. Who said that? Peru. Okay. In Peru.
Yeah. But think about that. Makes sense. Well,
think about this. Being a tranny is the only
mental illness that everybody around you has
to accept. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like
you force it on people. Instead of helping the
person with the mental illness, you try and bolster
it and foster it. It really is crazy. That's
what they're all doing. I feel like if there
was a girl that was a cutter or something and
you said, that's great, honey, keep doing that.
But the thing is is that you go on the internet
now and you find groups like you that nurture
these fucking feelings. We were talking about
that. How this supposed school school shooter,
and I use this loosely and I don't care what
anybody says, was like part of this like militia
group in Michigan where they like taught these
diabolical freaks and demons. Wait, what? There
was like a training kit. I didn't hear this.
Some people said that Tim Walz said the action
words on his speech by saying, cheese, carrot,
pizza, and something else. He said three words.
twice in a row. Really? That's like the activation
and it was the activation words. Well think about
this, how about the guy that knew fucking Tim
Walz and murdered that fucking lady in the Michigan
house? Oh, right. Where the fuck did that story
go? Yeah, it just disappeared. How convenient.
This dude got laid murdered and her husband got
murdered. The guy pulled up in like a flashing
cop car with a fake mask on. The latex mask.
Yeah. And that's it. The story dies. And that's
the guy brushed under the fucking rug. Just like
we were talking about with the school shooters.
Very quick. That there's actually, you can look
this up in 2018, there was an article written
in CNN, which is fake news, I know, but there
were multiple articles and news sources that
followed this, that they were training school
shooters in New Mexico. Yes. And they were abusing
these kids. And they were, if they didn't follow
through with protocol, they would murder them
and bury them on the site in New Mexico. And
like this is proven shit. So they're doing weird
shit to the kids, giving them drugs. Monarching
them, MKUltraing them. Yeah, but this is nothing
new. And also teaching them how to handle the
ammunition in the arms and training them. Just
out in the open. And completely disassociating
them from themselves. They're trying to figure
out how to use them. How to like a maturing candidate.
That kid that supposedly in this kid's manifesto,
one of his things was... I'm sorry that I brainwashed
myself into thinking I was trans, and I wish
I wouldn't have done it. First of all, really?
But that's the whole thing, dude. Come on. That's
another sci -op in there. I know, but that's
what they said. Oh, they just released a manifesto?
First of all. Well, no, it was from what the
kid... did on the video before you did it, but
who knows? It's so crazy that these people that
do this, we have people that go to war and come
back, and then there's these people like this
that all of a sudden, out of nowhere, just decide
to kill a multitude. They're like, I'm gonna
go shoot a bunch of people today. Well, here's
the deal. I think the government finally figured
out that the drugs they take make some fucking...
Manipulate, they can manipulate it. It's like
it's better than acid, better than any of the
MK Ultras. This is the new version. Did you guys
know that on the box for the SSRIs, there's a
warning, not only does it give you suicidal thoughts,
it also gives you homicidal thoughts. These people
are all on that. Once they figure that shit out.
I only get weed from people I know. I will not
buy it at the store. But also, what it does is,
now think about this, you don't even have to
fucking get, you don't even have to do like Jim
Jones shit anymore or Heaven's Gate where you
gotta get these, all you gotta do is get them
in front of a computer screen and Larry and I
were talking about this, they're taking these
hormones, these SSRIs, they're on a multitude
of drugs, they're on the internet, they think
there's like all, like people are spreading this
shit where it's like all these trans people are
being killed and hurt when there's like 10th
of a percent of them, so they think they're aliens.
and you know an enemy like Trump yeah well Trump
or Christians or yeah the guy said it the guy
wrote on there first of all you want to know
how I think it's a sign up the guy writes on
there six million wasn't enough okay go to a
synagogue then he was Jewish Muslim yeah he was
Jewish and then said something about Muslims
why didn't you go to a mosque you know what I
mean exactly it doesn't make any sense but now
these people go on these online group chats And
there's people like them, but there's also people
that are infiltrating that to fucking make them
hate. They didn't even write something. A manipulator,
a raconteur is what they were calling it. Yeah,
you don't even need... When it stirs the pot
and gets these psychos going. You don't even
need to get them in one room anymore. You can
do it from the comfort of your own home. And
you can reach even more of them. You can get
more of them at once from your comfort of your
own home than you could fit in the room you're
probably sitting in. Oh, yeah. And that's why
it's easy, and these people are easily f**king
manipulated. Did you ever see that Ted Kaczynski
story? You know about what they did to him? Yeah.
With the PsyOps and all. Dude, he was f**king,
Uncle Teddy was f**king put through the wringer.
Yeah. He was a very, very smart kid, very, very
awkward. Went through fucking college when he
was fucking, you know. He was very smart. He
was six years younger than everyone else there,
so. No, that's a manifesto, because everything
he wrote was fucking - Is coming to fruition.
Which is another thing that Bill Cooper fucking
warned us about, is beware of false givings and
bringings. They're gonna give you a little bit
of something good, then a bunch of shit, then
maybe a bunch of shit and a little bit of something
good, and you gotta fucking - just dissect all
this shit and figure out what's real and what's
not. But every day there's a new Psy -Op. School
shooting, fucking riots, fucking immigration.
When did Cooper start preaching at night? 95
-ish? That was the book release. It was before
Jones. Oh yeah, it was way before Jones. Way
before Jones, but I mean, what do you call it?
Shit, I lost my train of thought. Here's the
thing too, if you lost your train of thought,
getting back to the school thing. The dad talking
was way too calm. Like Sandy Hook. I saw some
footage where it almost looked like one of the
moms was walking out laughing, waving her, you
know, like pumping her fist. And I said to Mary,
look, look, look, look. And then I said, watch,
they'll show that again. And they never showed
that clip again. And you want to know why? I
said, ooh, they caught that. I saw that. Well,
you want to know why? It was on the fucking TV.
It's another Psyop? What happened less than 10
minutes after the shooting happened? I told them,
could you imagine? Gun control, gun control,
gun control, gun control. That's the fucking
what they want to do. And I just thought it.
I just kept thinking of senior woofers. The kid
was the same fucking age as your kid. Could you
imagine Mike Needle's kid with the fucking? No,
I don't want to imagine that. Let's move on from
that. With the dead kid laying on top of him
and coming out, being that calm, talking about
it, and there's no blood at all. Yeah, right?
That's gonna scar a little kid, probably, you
know? Yeah, and I don't know, and I don't know,
but it just seems like too much to me, man. I
do know. I'll tell you right now. Well, it's
not that it's too much. Too perfect. When you
notice things, you see these patterns, and they
keep on reoccurring, okay? There's a lot of,
they're like, okay, so how, you know what would
be easy? Why don't we just put cops in every
school? Yeah. That would be the first thing that
you would think, right? Secure anything, security,
whatever. But we don't want our kids feeling
like they're walking through cops going to a
prison. Well, because they want these school
shootings to go against the Second Amendment
agenda. That's the point of everything, is that
there's always a game plan. You know what I mean?
Like, this is what accentuates - Look, at the
9 -11 happens, we get the Patriot Act, we get
all these other fucking things where they take
more of our rights away and we're never getting
them back. Here's some things I heard. The rifle
is the most owned kind of weapon in the United
States. It's 400 million guns. Rifles by far
outweigh almost everything because people use
them for all kinds of things. And when you say
rifle, you're not talking about AR -15. No, I'm
talking about all rifles. Wrong gun. Multiple
capacity. It's the wrong gun. Any of those. So
4 % of the crimes, gun crimes, are done with
rifles. Yeah, 4%. So they're all handguns. And
out of that percent, out of all the guns, AR
and shit like that, it makes up 4 % of the guns.
Period. Yeah. So they act like. It's the AR.
But the truth is, it's the fucking pistol. They
blow the proportions out of the fucking pistol.
Yeah, the handgun, yeah. They do it on purpose.
And they keep going after that, and it's just,
every time, it's just because these sickos, either
it's that's the way they set it up, or it's because
they watch Rambo and shit, and they want to go
in there. You say it long enough, it becomes
real life, and that's all they think about. No,
the AR is what kills everybody. No, it's meant,
they're hypnotizing you. No, it is. They're doing
satanic chants, so your mind... Look, five, eight,
eight, two, three, you know what I mean? That
guy deserves a medal, man. But I'm just saying
though, they do these things to fucking get in
your head and they're fucking controlling you
subliminally. Look what I just did and you fucking,
you know what I mean? I didn't have to do nothing
and you just repeated. It's like telepathic almost.
I got one you guys don't know. When I was a kid
it was... Then why are you going to tell us if
we don't know? Bouchelle carpet, I think it was
before Empire. Okay, now we're going to talk
about carpet? They'd go Hudson three two seven
hundred. Really? That was their phone number,
yeah. So they copied them then? Yeah. But the
thing is they keep on beating this fucking shit.
My aunt was actually at an Empire commercial.
Nice. I know YouTube retards, you guys can talk
about carpet all day long. Look at the stupid
and stupider. We're gonna talk shag for 30 minutes.
But they do, they can get these chants in your
head and they put the shit in your head. Like
remember lock her up, that was a good one. What
the hell, no we won't go. Well, yeah, exactly.
Say her name. Okay, well, say her name. Where
are you every weekend when all these black kids
are getting murdered? There was a black cop that
was killed in Chicago the other day and not a
fucking peep from anybody. No. Peep from anybody.
Well, they can't now because Brandon Johnson
and Pritzker are going so hard against Trump
that if they admit that one person gets killed,
it means the whole fucking deal. They're so full
of shit. I've never ever seen people rebel against
justice and having a great way of life like these
people are doing. Like they're protesting for
people getting arrested for drugs and guns. It's
like, this is how, this is what the brain, this
is okay. So this is the end game of the brainwashing.
where it's just, you are such a dullard and a
retard that you cannot see past. You see red
when you smoke it, you know what I mean? Like
you see somebody in a red hat or you see somebody
holding an American flag or you see somebody
saying, hey, you know what? My daughter was murdered
by an illegal and I really would like this person
to be killed. Oh my God. He's an illegal. I'm
like, oh, wait a second. We can't say illegal
anymore because that really says that are illegal.
So he's an immigrant. Oh, which is illegal. If
I'm driving around in my fucking car and a cop
pulls me over, I'm like, I'm undocumented. You
think he's going to let me go? No. I love these
videos. where they're like, they want to deport
him to Africa. He doesn't even speak the language.
He's like, he doesn't speak English. He doesn't
even speak English. He's scared. It's like, what
are you saying, buddy? He doesn't know clicks
and snaps. But you know what? The main language
in Uganda is English. Yeah, that's what he's
talking about, which is hilarious. Which is the
funny thing, because it's like, well, guess what
it is here, buddy? It's like... Which is fun,
which makes it even better that he lived here
this long and he didn't learn how to speak English.
Imagine going to Africa, being a Mexican and
not speaking English. Talk about bottom of the
barrel. Fun boy. Let me tell you. Now that's
the new game that we're going to have, AIDS game.
We'll see how quick this guy gets AIDS. Being
used as a boy toy for Shaka Zulu. Hey, we've
never taken a knee on this podcast, have we?
For what? No. For America, we've taken a knee.
You just want to get hit in the manna? That was
one of those old slogans. Take a knee. For America?
Well, everybody was taking a knee. Because George
Floyd got the knee to the head. And then all
of a sudden, everybody was protesting by taking
a knee. Do you want to talk about travesty? George
Floyd died from Fentanyl. This is poor Derek
Chauvin. I almost died from the exact same thing
George Floyd died from. Sickle cell? Yeah, I
remember when my lungs were fucking shutting
down, too. I didn't need anybody to be leaning
on me. I couldn't breathe. And then you took
that con and put it through a pregnant lady's
stomach. I didn't do that. I thought you said
the similarities between you and George Floyd.
Just at the very end. Sexy chocolate. Yeah, sexual
chocolate. The more it gets, the more it real
good. Spicy chocolate. But no, listen, that's
fucking good. Everything, you know what? It's
all a fucking Psyop. That's all it is. Anything
that invokes a reaction or a feeling or something.
I'm even at the point where the Jews are a Psyop.
Yeah, dude. That is the ultimate Psyop. It's
the biggest, it is the ultimate Psyop. They run
our CIA and the fucking FBI. Think about that.
Yeah, but then. Like all of a sudden, you think
these people that aren't in charge that are all
Jewish don't have the Jewish minions underneath
them? If you look at every fucking branch of
the government or anything, it's just... They
all got minions. Dude, but they're all their
fucking own people. Yeah. They're on our shit,
but I'm sorry, Kiki, I didn't mean to control
you. No, but that's the thing is, they get their
own people, but they're really not their own
people. No. Because they don't consider certain
people, you know? It's like Madonna. It's like
Madonna. Oh, God, what a real bag of shit she
is. God, she looked... It literally looked like
someone took, like, um... She's got a 29 -year
-old boyfriend. Somebody took, like, an air gun,
filled her up with, like, air, like, in her face,
dude. She was, like, in this, like, costume,
and it looked like somebody just took, like,
plastic bags and just, like, jiggled around a
bunch of, like, M &Ms and just, like... The word,
and she's like, oh man, she used to be burned
in my head forever watching her dance like that.
What's that? Well, that's someone that she was
always a coal burner. So vain and so, yeah. But
she was a mud shark. Gold star mud shark. I think
that's the title. Gold star mud shark. It's a
title, man. She, uh, what? She can't handle,
she's so satanic and full of vanity that she
can't handle getting old, so she's making herself,
fucking with herself, keep changing herself.
It's like the tattoos, it's like the scarification
that they do in the African tribe. It's the same
bullshit. You're fucking changing yourself. It's
like that Versace. She looks weird as shit, man.
Yeah, all that crazy shit. What does she look
like, 79 or something? I don't know, man. No,
she can't be that old. She needs to hang up those
cone -titty bras. Yeah, well, she was a material
girl in the 80s, so... Was it 20 in the 80s?
I think her insides are gonna fall out, too.
So if she's 20 in the 80s, that's another...
She's gotta be 60. Yeah, and she didn't have
her own kids, right? No, well, she did have a
kid. Did she? Well, no, she had one kid... No,
from some... Guy Ritchie? No, some Latin American
dude. That'd be more of her. She's a real coal
burner. Hello. Is it me? I'm looking fine. Dude,
I love some good Lionel. Dancing on the ceiling.
He was a coal burner too. Yeah, but he was part
of the Temptations or something, wasn't he? I
love how it's okay. He's a brother. But no, wasn't
he part of the Temptations? He was in the Commodores.
Yeah, that's a good one. He's a brick house.
That one. And then his whore -ass daughter, Nicole
Richie, whose shoe was retarded as a bag of rocks.
It looks like somebody just dropped her on a
whiskey bottle. Even better. I don't know about
that. He and Larry are gonna fight us. He had
the little black daughter and then the little
white hillbilly daughter because... The kid was
always hanging around with the daughter. It was
one of the neighbors and the hillbillies like
said, okay, and he adopted the kid. Yeah, that
doesn't sound like a fucking fiction story. I
know. Wait a second, say that again. That's how
it happened in the 80s. It's fucking weird. Let's
rewind this for a second and walk this one around
the block. Supposedly, you know that white girl,
is that Nicole Richie? I have no clue. I think
it's Nicole. You know how he has a daughter who's
totally white with blonde hair? That's Nicole.
And then he has the other one. Oh wait, no, yeah.
Yeah, he's got it. Wait, that's right. So Nicole,
the white girl, was just a kid that hung around
the house hanging around with supposedly Lionel
Richie's daughter. And the parents were like,
oh, she'll have a better life for you guys. Yeah,
you could have her. And he adopted her. Yeah.
She was sleeping in his room, too, sleeping with
Dad. I don't know, but she had nightmares. Yeah.
I don't know what happened. They gave you the
Boogeyman would come in. He smelled like Cavazier
and backwoods. How do you know what that smells
like, little girl? Because you smoked that, Daddy.
Shut your booty, you cops. So basically, they
just bought a child. I mean, or adopted it loosely.
Who knows what kind of transaction was made.
You know, so the kid's name is Richie, the last
name. I would ask Mary, how the fuck? Where did
this kid come from? And she knows the whole story.
But that's just crazy. I'm just like, what the
fuck? All of a sudden you just bought a white
kid one day. Yeah, right? I mean, I can see this
cracker we bought. I can still find a black kid,
but no white kid. I don't know how much this
is true, too. You aren't a lot of NFI. And your
AZT might be kicking in. I'm on a couple of different
films. I think he's on to something here. I don't
know, I'm gonna have to look into this. Back
then you could buy a white child. Well listen,
here I'll tell you a perfect story. There was
this kid, Jeffrey, that lived in the apartment
upstairs to me when I was in Chicago when I was
a kid. His mom, Dee, was this real hillbilly.
She was hotter than shit. Sweet Dee. Even as
a kid, I remember thinking, oh, wow, she was
really pretty. She had blonde hair and shit,
but she was, you know, hardcore. That was the
first time you sniffed panties? She would beat
the shit out of this kid. She would beat the
shit out of this kid, you know? And one day,
the kid was gone. Oh, man. And I'm like, what
the fuck? And my mom's like, she sold. And then
that was... That was a threat my mom would use
for me to be good. What do you mean she sold
him? She sold him for money and that's what I'm
gonna do if you don't just listen to what I tell
you and all that. So I was kind of worried a
little bit until I was about seven or eight years
old that what the fuck. And then you found out
she just beat him to death. Well no, she sold
him and then I found out and then my dad said
yeah, she had another kid too that she sold earlier.
Holy shit. Nobody fucking cares. Did you see
the look on his face? Like, what are they gonna
do? What are the cops gonna do, you know? It
was like, what do you mean nobody cares? It was
1960 fucking... What does that mean? Dude, you
know how often that shit probably happened? And
I was blown away. I was like, wait, what? You
know? You're like, oh wait, you can sell yourself?
Yeah. You got your little walk -in on the corner.
You know, one kid to like a family member or
something, and the other kid to somebody else
and shit. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding
me? Where did I live? Yeah! I lived on Augustine
Kildare. Augustine Kildare, man. Right by 290
and Cicero. Right by the highway. You can get
right on by a kid and get off. Quick in and out.
I was like, what the fuck? It's actually not
a bad little area. Yeah. No, it's bad. Now it's
horrible. Back then, they were just selling kids.
Yeah. You got to worry about the men. Selling
white kids. There was this old lady, Marge, that
lived across the street from me, and I would
go over there. Sometimes my mom would say, go
over there and hang out while I go to the store
or something. And she was so old, her husband
was in, like, the Spanish -American war. I'm
a horseback. Oh, Jesus. Fucking old was this
guy. Fuck you. You're like 60, aren't you? I'm
58. I think he's been lying about his age. Yeah,
I think he has been, too. He just talked about
it. No, this lady was old though already, you
know, when I was a little boy and shit. And my
dad told me later, yeah, he was in the war of
like 1812 or something. Like what? What the fuck
are you talking about? He's like, do you want
to go see some pictures of a horse in my bedroom,
little Larry? Come here, pony. Oh, man. It wasn't
like that. Oh, yeah. Good jar some fucking good
old touch stories So, let's see Larry's Larry's
got almost hit by a car kill a hit by a car and
killed almost Was witnessed a child being sold?
All right That's a good thing for your mom to
use though, you know And who the fuck just sells
it? Dude, I mean, who the fuck's looking to buy
a kid, and how do you make, you know, that's
the one thing. My dad, if my dad was here, he'd
get. Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute. No,
my dad, you know, he was there too, you know.
If he was here, he could get better and more
detailed. Yeah, he was older. Here's my little
black book. Have fun. Little St. James big joke.
He's like, damn it, Larry, that kid went off
to college. Yeah, I had to tell everybody that
you sold them. They just told you that because
you're retarded and they wanted to keep you in
line. Here's what happened. Here, you like this.
Imagine this. Imagine this. Kid just went and
lived with his aunt. So. the little, the black
girls in the neighborhood, you know, because
I lived in K -Town right there on the west side,
right? The next, down the street, the next, you
know, it melds into Oak Park. And that's the
next closest thing if you go down Augusta westward.
And fucking, so they're pushing me, I'm a little
baby in a buggy still. And they're like, can
we play with Larry? So my mom says you're throwing
them around like a football. No, they're doing
their thing. They're doing their thing. You know,
they get distracted and just like. put me in
someone's backyard, like a block and a half away.
In the buggy, laying in the buggy, and they went
in the house, their mom called them in or something,
and they just forgot about me. My dad was like,
what the fuck, and they're looking all over.
I mean, do I really even have to elaborate on
that? I mean, come on. Talk about fucking Forrest
Gump shit. Yeah, take my baby. Let's see what
happens to him. You're lucky you didn't get trafficked.
I know. Oh my god. Maybe he did though, and they
just dropped you off an hour later. We were little
black kids. No, but you know, they were playing
and stuff and they went in the house. Yeah, forgot
about you. I'm out in the backyard. He's a white
baby. Yeah, we do that with our baby all the
time. Yeah, exactly. Give him a little beer.
Yeah. It's like, our babies, do we do that all
the time? We sit outside. My grandfather lived
upstairs in the apartment upstairs. Oh, man.
And I would go up there, and my mom would be
like, don't eat anything. Don't drink anything.
You know, and I was a little kid, like, with
foot pajamas. Winning the Pooey Fuckin' Pajamas.
Literally was innocent. And I would go up there.
The one year he was innocent. Before he started
reading the Talmud and the Torah. I'd get hammered
with my grandfather. He'd give me beer and...
I'd come back down and I'd be drunk as shit and
my mom would go up there and fucking yell at
me, you motherfucker, you know. You're in pajamas.
Yeah. Got his footsies on. Yeah. It's kind of
Schlitz pull top. He's like, where are those
black girls that left me the other day? Where
they at? I had my poop and I'm ready. I'm gonna
slap them. The malt liquor makes Larry's daddy
come out. Well, I mean how many times does this
happen it sounds like every time you went over
there you got you drunk Well, he lived right
there. Yeah, we would drink a lot You were a
baby It was the city back in the 60s. This is
like full circle Larry episode We're probably
early 70s, you know 1970. Yeah, I'm 69. So he's
got alcohol in the city. I've been fucking Oh,
yeah, you need the can opener, the bi -opener.
Oh, man. I mean, I remember the peel -off tops.
I remember the old school fucking... Peel -offs,
yeah. ...that you actually use the can opener
for. to push it with the air, with the little
square for the air. No, no, this was all just
can opener. You had to have like the, you know.
See, I don't remember those. I remember guys
using that because they probably were used to
the old one. So they would do that and then peel
something just so the air would come in. Real
alcoholic air with my alcohol. Well, no, I wanted
to go down easier. Coors was the first one that
had the one that wasn't a pull top. Oh, really?
So you push in one hole and then they had another
smaller hole. up here for the air, just like
you're saying. Because the other hole was so
small, if you didn't do the air hole, it wouldn't
even work. But you could shotgun those motherfuckers.
Well, I don't even know how much booze was in
those back in the day, if it was more or less
than 5%. I'm sure it was probably the same. They
haven't changed much. I remember the first time
drinking it, it was at my aunt and uncle's wedding.
I was eight. I was 1974, so let's see. Probably
were about eight. I was seven. And real lush.
He was like spalding, drinking the drinks with
cigarettes. And they had an actual band playing
rock and roll with real guitars. That's when
weddings were real. And they had buckets with
ice, with chords, all these buckets and shit.
And it was like the first time me and my little
brother were like full rain on the alcohol with
no super bitch. It was like water that shit.
We were fucking naked. Still in your PJs. No,
we were all dressed up for a wedding and shit.
And it was in Schiller Woods. My aunt and uncle
got married in the woods. Yeah That's awesome.
And there's fucking like two guitars bass drums
Fucking playing regular rock and roll like and
you just hammered in the bushes. I was like,
yeah, this is cool No, no, I didn't we were me
and my brother were watching, you know, the band
We've getting hypnotized to start playing guitar
at that point. Yeah, seriously, right? I'm K
ultra shit right there. Yeah, you get drunk and
then the good The good MK ultra How about that?
That's crazy. At least you didn't get sold to
someone. It sounds like traffic or taken away.
John Wayne Gacy could have been sneaking in the
woods in his early years. He could have taken
the shit out of those kids though. So it's kind
of rally wherever they went. He probably shouldn't
have sold them though. I mean that's kind of
against the law I think. I don't know if it was
the law back then. You might have sold them to
family members or something, you know? If you
don't really sell your kid to a family member.
Well, you see, give me this much money and you
can have this fucking kid. I don't want... Yeah,
that's called selling your kid to your family
member. I don't know. I don't know how you fucking
spin it, Larry. Just because you paid a bill
of sale. But if you think about it, though, Gacy
could have been creeping in the woods. Gacy had
compasses. He didn't work alone. Well, you never
know his younger years. He may have been creeping.
Yeah, he could creep any time. I mean, Shiller
Woods, because wasn't that right where he was?
Where was he? He was pretty close to there. I
can't remember right off the top of my head.
Yeah, I know. I forget where he was. Did he hang
out in the woods and shit? No, I don't think
so, man. Oh, he definitely was burying bodies
out there. I don't know. I mean, he had some
in his house. I think the majority was in his
house. Yeah, but I think he was... I don't think
he was capturing people from the woods, though.
No, he was... He wasn't cruising for burgers.
No, he was like a public figure. He met fuckin'
Rosalyn Carter. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Because he
was a fuckin' Pola. It was a pierogi song. King
of the Pierogi or King Pierogi or something.
But I think he was in the woods. I'm sure he
buried other bodies. Because that was the thing.
Pogo Polish always on the go. Because that was
a clown fucking thing, which is pretty funny.
Polak on the go. Yeah, something like that. Polak
on the go. You think you can get out of these
handcuffs? Yeah, that's my favorite trick. Oh,
God. Yeah, I don't think you can. I don't know,
mister. Doesn't sound like a game I signed up
for. What's that? The handcuff trick? Yeah. Yeah,
it really is. All of that shit. Yeah, I mean,
fuck. Now those guys are far and few between.
I'll tell you what, man, you guys were too young,
but when I was, when Gacy got caught, that freaked
the shit out of me. Another thing? My dad would
go, go take out the garbage and watch out for...
I didn't know he was a rascate. Watch out for
Richard Spass. I remember seeing Gacy on the
news. When was it, when he got busted? Had to
be like 80, early 80? But they always talked
about something we're always talking about him
to things doing his paintings and must have been
yeah, cuz yeah I was just one year old so I don't
remember that shit Yeah, it doesn't get any worse
than that. Look at the trend too with the 50s
and the 60s, all these serial killers. There
were like multiple ones living in a small...
circumferential area in California. It was like
Golden State, BTK, Richard Ramirez, and then
Toy Box Killer. How about the Simi Valley Rapist?
The Benaki guys. And there's a thing with Benaki.
If you look at Paul Benaki, the Hillside Strangler,
they were actually talking about this MK Ultra
shit. There's a video I'll send you guys. It's
pretty interesting about how they were doing
this crazy shit and they were doing tests on
them and stuff like that. You know, it's like
they make movies about it, right? They put this
here. They're doing tests on Benaki? Yeah. Like
he was a government agent that he said. Dude,
did you ever see that series? Not documentary,
but actually it's a TV show. The head one with
the... No, it's about the serial killers and
how basically the FBI... Oh yeah, yeah. Minehunter.
Minehunter. It's actually pretty good. It's really
good. They're making a new series out of that.
That was great. I thought they said it was too
expensive. No, they're not making a series, but
they're making like... Some more. Kind of like
two hour -long shows. It was the Irimatio guy,
Ed, the big tall guy that wanted to be the cop.
Uh, not Ed Gein. No. Be quiet. I'll tell ya.
It's Kemper. Ed Kemper. Yeah, Edmund Kemper.
That guy was a beast. That guy freaking cut his
mom's head off. I was just gonna say. And then
put her on a shelf and would throw darts at her
head. And then he would use her head. to relieve
himself, and it's called irumatio. I'll never
forget that word in my life. That's what they
actually called it. This guy was a real fucking
seed. Was he like 6 '6 or 6 '8 or something?
He was too big to get into the police force,
they say. But the funny thing is he used to hang
out at a cop bar. with all these cops, and he
was doing all these crimes, and he would be like,
hey, well, you know, and they would tell him.
But the guy was a genius. That's what they say
he was, but they would, but he was like, yeah,
well, what's going on with this case? They would
tell him about the cases, and he would fucking,
but he would do like the thing where... Bundy
did where he would go back to these bury sites.
Yeah, go back to the crime, the scene. It's mine,
belittled him constantly though. Oh yeah. Didn't
he fucking kill and fuck all his mom's friends
too? I don't know. I know he killed like his,
yeah. I think he killed one of the co -workers
or something like that or he had somebody over.
That's so fucked up. Wow. But how come there
was a huge uptick during those times of serial
killers? See, now I wonder what kind of drugs
that guy was on. They never mentioned that. Like,
you know, all these serial killers now are all
these trannies and they're all on some kind of
SSRIs. I think he was in the military. I don't
know if he was in the military. I don't think
they had SSRIs back then, did they? No, I don't
know, but I wonder what they did have on them.
Just drugs that fucked you up, man. Yeah, but
Kepper, too, like, being a genius, like, you're
a fucking weird motherfucker. Yeah. When you
have an IQ, you can't pick up chicks. You're
socially awkward. Well, especially being as big
as he was. You got to be smarter than a chick,
but dumb enough for them to understand you. I'm
going to close the deal. I got to take a piss,
gentlemen. You got to be able to close the freaking
deal. Well, that's the day. Right in the fucking
middle. I know. Look at the time, too, while
you're there, fat girl. Oh, I can't see that
time. Excuse me. Where's it at? Right in the
bottom right corner. See the red? About 50 right
there. Yeah, right there. I can't see it. What
does it say? It almost looks like an hour exactly.
53 minutes. Yeah, 53 minutes. That's not bad.
Yeah, so fucking hopefully we can get Donnie
and Forkz on the show and figure out. So yeah,
man. What the fuck they're going to do. That
Casey thing used to freak me out. I hated that.
And then any car that you saw, you know, when
you're a 10, 11, 12 -year -old boy, now you think
everybody's a fucking pervert. That's part of
the brainwashing, too, the MK Ultra. What's that?
You know, the show in Gacy on Channel 9, WGN
News, and you're watching them take fucking bodies
out of the basement, and you're like, fuck, man,
it's right where we are. And it's like, what
the fuck is going on? And then it's like... It's
the first time, you know, like a 10 year old
or 11 year old boy. realizes that there's some
fucking weirdo that's gonna grab you and ass
-rape you. Jesus, you have to be so vulgar. I'm
just saying, man. It was fucking really frightening.
Yeah, but you have to be so vulgar about it.
What the fuck, man? But it's shocking when you
first realize that as a child. You're like, fuck,
man. Well, now the thing is they just don't get
you on the streets. Now they get you on the computer.
Right. It's so fucking scary. Like they catch
these kids... And they make them do shit, or
they blackmail them, basically. And then they
make them do the most crazy, cut themselves,
murder dogs, hurt people, do all this crazy stuff.
There's an actual. I can't remember what it was
called, the 68 or something like that. I heard
something about this. Yeah, and they were going
around. That's another thing, you know, they're
out there and then they see which kids are weak,
which ones are the ones that are easy to manipulate.
Ones that don't have parents or they don't have
a dad or they live with their grandparents. You
had the microphone on the whole time. You should
have pulled a naked dog. Ha ha, that's funny.
You're like, man, Larry's a faggot. Just tell
them the truth in your voice. More like, man,
Larry's hot. Aw, geez, man. You better hope I
don't say that. You don't have way too many pills,
you homos. Man, Larry's looking good in that
cast. Yeah. I wonder what his cast smells like.
Well, the nice thing is, is I can take the fucking
thing off. What's that? Take a shower and all
that shit. It's not a cast, cast. Wait, so is
that? The first one I got, because he said we're
going to have to put a cast on it and get it
broken. And I'm like, oh fuck. I'm thinking he's
going to come in with the thing. Hard cast. Yeah,
right? Do they do that anymore or no? Well, if
it was bad enough, it would have been. If you
were going to break it, the way you broke it,
it's going to fucking heal perfectly. That's
good. And if it doesn't, you're going to have
to come back and fix it. Because I was imagining
putting a bag over it and all that shit. Or just
not shower like he used to. You only shower every
third day. Yeah, but still. It's like I'm used
to putting a bag in my head. Yeah, for shits
and giggles. He's like sir you don't need to
put a belt on when you do that. Yes I did. Got
shower bags for my head. Just breathing in it
all heavy. I think the dude from, what, R .E
.M. was it? No, Inexcess. Inexcess. The jerk
choke. Or no, who's the guy who understood the
jerk choke? That's probably fake. They probably
killed him. I know, but I don't understand. Could
be. It's almost like the nitrous. More propaganda.
Yes, it's just more shit like that. That's the
embarrassing way that they say the rock stars
died. They said that about Chris Cornell. Yeah,
well, I don't know about Chris Cornell. No, they
said he... It's a humiliation ritual. Yeah, they
said he choked him so he died. But who's that
one guy, the actor from the Tarantino movies?
You said he was choked out? Oh, a fucking karate
or kung fu guy. Yeah, and Tyler. What the fuck
was his name? Oh, shit. Yeah, I can't remember
his name. But he was a pretty good actor. Kill
Bill. Yeah, he was a good actor. Son of a bitch.
I didn't see that one. It's fucking great. But
you know the actor, I'm sure. I forget what his
name is. I fucking can't believe it. I know,
it's gonna drive me crazy now. I can't remember
his fucking name, man. Oh, I can see it. Skinny
dude, long hair. Oh, what do you call it? Yeah,
no, that's just another way of humiliation. Like
this guy was such a fucking hornball that he
had to put on ladies underwear and hang himself
from the closet and try not to kill himself when
he messed around with it. Which I don't even
understand when you really think about it, because
you tighten the belt around your neck, OK? Or
do you use like a tourniquet sort of device or
you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't do
that. I don't practice that. I know, but I just
don't understand. Why is it too cluttered? It's
like, how do you get to this? Why not just do
nitrous? Yeah, or fucking just be a normal dude.
That's very weird. Not try to kill yourself.
So it's 50 -50. You either bust a nut or you
die. I do know chicks that like to be chugged.
I'm not just going to say the exact same thing.
They ask you, can you choke me? And it's like,
okay. Yeah, it's weird. It is very weird. Look
at him smiling over there. Man. You just can't
even lie in front of us. He's like, yeah, it's
weird. He's like, you know, this guy told me
he did it once. To this girl that lived in another
county. Yeah. And I was always just like, really?
You know, but they must like it. Oh my God. There's
other ones that I heard other stories too. Yeah.
Think we'll end up What? I had a girl tell me
one time, you don't love me. And I said, yeah,
I do. I go, why would you say that? And she goes,
because you never punched me. And I'm like, what?
Yeah, what does that mean? We're getting these
winners from the first day of the carnival. The
fucking suboxone line. No, nothing on clinic.
Real top notch poon you're getting here. Because
all the black guys I've dated punch me. You know?
You say you're lucky you only have two eyes.
Dinner's been leaked three times this week. You
have the canine eye on your cheek. Punching the
third eye. Alright, I think that's good. I don't
agree with those comments. Yeah, okay. Ladies.
Put these ladies watching out there. If we have
a lady listener, thank you for listening. Oh
my God. If you are a lady, if you are a lady
listening, I only choke when they ask me to.
He only chokes his chicken. Or Bill's chicken.
Oh my God. Oh my. Thank you for tuning in. Yeah,
thanks for listening. Have a great day. Have
a great evening. Peace.