Hello everybody. Welcome to the Larry and Needles
show. I'm Larry. We were gonna have a guest tonight
but we got stiffed. I gotta tell you a funny
story man. It's pretty fucking funny. I'm playing
at the taco joint and of course, you know how
I am. I lose my phone everywhere I lost my phone
at Mac Sabbath. I lost my I lose my phone every
single gig and somehow I get it back every day
Yeah, so I mean you're an old you're an old sob
so so my phone is sitting on the PA Because we're
I was playing and it'll click through the guitar
it'll make noise Because that'd be too easy,
right? Yeah, that'd be too easy to solve a situation.
So let's make life more difficult for an old
man. So they find my phone, and they're going
to me, hey. Why do you have these pictures of
dudes? No, do you have cats on your phone? And
I'm like, yeah. And I got Ramone stickers. And
they're like. Are you in the Proud Boys? Because
the whole time they had the phone, the texts
are coming through going, ding, Proud Boys, ding,
Proud Boys. And the name of our group chat is
the Proud Boys. And so all these really super
hard lefty liberal punk rockers are like, dude,
what the fuck, man? You're like, did you show
them some messages? Like, it's not what you think.
No, I just said, no, I said it's a thread that
I'm on with my friends. It's a joke. And they're
like, ah. It's really not a joke. Why would you
lie to these people? Be true to yourself, Larry.
Well, I am. I liked it better when it was the
D -Gens. I'll be honest with you. Why would you
like it better when it was the D -Generates?
I like it when the initial thing was Proud Boys,
and for some reason somebody got all finicky
and changed it. Is that what happened? I don't
know. I mean, I'm only part of the group. It's
a democracy, you would think. I thought we came
in on D -gens. Someone was spelling the D -E
-G -E -N -S, and I said, no, it should be spelled
capital D slash gens. Because that's what you
love, a capital, big D, right in your mouth.
Okay, keep going. So then these, what did they
say about, were they, I mean these hardcore anarchists
are all of a sudden mad at the name of a group
chat? Yeah, but no, they didn't get mad. Everyone
was cool, but it was just funny as shit. Which
is very funny that they open up your phone and
there's probably 100 messages from the Proud
Boys. Yeah. Where are you? Yeah. Hey, man, you're
late for the meeting. Absolutely, and they're
like, dude, what the fuck, man? So how do you
like your police date? Medium well? Well, I mean,
blue or red, or I mean... It seems that we're
all under, soon we're gonna be talking about
martial law, right? You would think. The government
is just coming in now and people are clapping
their hands all under the guise of lawlessness
and crime. Right? Doesn't that bother you? Nah,
I'm not a criminal. See, that's the problem.
I'm not a criminal. But this is how it starts.
They're using American, they're using military
and American citizens. You don't see a problem?
Where, where, when? DC? California? What are
they doing? You don't know what the master plan
is though. I know what the master plan is. Maybe
they're going to arrest Schumer and all those
people. No, they've been going through the streets
arresting people. Arresting American citizens.
I didn't see that. What do you mean you didn't
see that? You watch the news all day long. Nah,
I haven't been, man. I've been talking. Bullshit,
your old lady watches the news all day long.
Yeah, but I'm not watching it. Isn't that crazy
that you didn't see this or you haven't talked
about this? No. First of all, you're gonna give
these guys power? I knew the National Guard was
going there, but I didn't know that they were
walking around arresting people. Do you think
they're gonna rescind power once we let them
have, look what the frickin' 9 -11? Once they
signed the Patriot Act, all of a sudden, what
do you call it? Shakita is grabbing your nuts
to get on a plane. All under false pretense.
You think they're just like, oh, here you go.
You know what people, you could keep your damn
shoes on. Oh, thank you government. Thank you
for letting me be able to keep my shoes on when
I fricking fly. But you'll let Mohammed on and
you'll let some people looking on like fricking
storm troopers. And not the good kind of stormtroopers.
The bad kind of stormtroopers, the stabby kind.
And the kid touching kind. And a lighter eye,
sort of. But you think they're all of a sudden
now, what's the whole game plan? Like you said,
we don't know what the game plan is. Nobody knows
what the game plan is. All I know is that every
single thing of what's going on right now is
all neocon bullshit. And everybody's praising
it. Like, oh my God, crime is so out of control.
Let's bring in the military. Holy shit. I mean,
do you think about this stuff out loud? Well.
What do you want to do? Your Okomi's gonna get
it. It's all bullshit. Obama, all the... Fuck
you. It's all bullshit. They just... Everybody's
a fucking lemmy. And they're just like seals
clapping their fucking... Oh, this is so great
for our country. And then get the blacks. Well,
you know what? Get the blacks. That's racist.
You're in black. Where is all the crime committed?
Right. Absolutely. How is it racism if it's the
truth? I never understood that. Well, the truth
is racist now. Being on time is racist. Well,
the truth is anti -Semitic and is racist is every
word that you think that you could call for what
he's... Absolutely. Oh, somebody called you a
cracker or a honky. Are you gonna fucking punch
him in the face and stomp him in the head? No.
No, you're gonna laugh. Yeah. But if you say
nigger, holy shit. The fucking, that's what -
They will stomp your head. What did they say
to you? Hand me that toilet paper, too. Excuse
me. Thank you. No problemo. Well, it's a definite
one -way street. No, it's not. This is all planned
out. Yeah, but it's a one -way street as far
as the, you know, the balance goes. Not at all.
We have no fucking rights, yet, you know. Who
doesn't have rights? American citizens? A lot
of people. What are you talking about? Certain
races, like if you're Caucasian right now, it's,
you know. No, it's not. First of all, I'm going
to tell you right now, if a black guy got pulled
over and I got pulled over, who do you think
is going to have a harder time? Who do you think
is going to give a harder time? The black guy.
And he's going to resist arrest. And this isn't
speculation. This is videos I see. I see numbers.
You know what I mean? Unfortunately, data can
be manipulated. Especially when they're not in
these places. I don't want to be political. But
you know they way under report black crimes that
are going on like that. There was a lady that
just freaking won a lawsuit against DC because
they were under reporting crimes and putting
down African American blacks and Mexicans as
white to pump the numbers up. I mean that's systematic
racism right there if you really think about
it. killed the CEO of Black Rock or whatever.
Blackstone. Blackstone. He was white male. But
he was obviously not. That guy was an amalgamation
of every fucking, if you like built a character,
if you wanted to be so, like what do you call
it, inclusive with all your nationalities and
your races and all this shit, this guy was, he
was the apex of this. He was a black Chinese,
and they did say he was white, but that lady,
obviously, how could you be so racist against
your own race? Well, they don't care, they're
getting paid. No, I know, but still, okay, shekels
over morals, first of all. That's it. Right there,
number one. But how can you hate yourself so
much? Or how can you hate people? I don't even
know how to explain it. How can you hate your,
well, it doesn't say your own self, because you're
white. Yeah. And how could you feel so bad for
being white? When you work at the news and what
you do is report on, obviously it's all fake.
Yeah, absolutely. Think about the millions of
stories and what they choose to report on. Like
my fucking parents watch local news and it is...
Kissing Pritzker's ass Brandon Johnson is the
man Everything that it's not really yeah, and
then what they do is they create this they are
literally Programming these people absolutely,
that's why they call me program chance chance
are meant of you know like a BLM and all you
know what I mean like these these little chance
They're all brainwashing and they're fucking
and people don't know that they're you know when
they when they're all in unison same It's like
an incantation of some sort. Absolutely. You
know what I mean? Absolutely it is. It's an incantation
of witchcraft. they're programming these people
on the TV, because if you actually, I don't know
how your old lady watches the dummy box all day,
it would drive me fucking nuts. Well, she hasn't
been, because it's been hot out, she's been in
the pool every day. Okay, but still, when she
comes inside, the TV goes out. That's absolutely
right. Okay, so don't fucking, how long can you
be in the fucking pool all day? Don't give me
that bullshit. But the thing is, she's looking
on her phone, and then has that thing in the
background, the TV. Which is, I mean, we're talking
apex level of fucking programming right there.
Your aunt, she's just listening to something,
subliminally giving them messages, and then she's
on her phone reading Q and all this other crazy
shit was started by DARPA, which has been proven.
And who even knows, it's probably AI. Everything's
fucking AI right now. Like everybody's, we make
movies about AI killing us. About 20 years ago,
and everybody's like, AI is freaking great. Since
the dawn of sci -fi movies when they started
making robots. There's been artificial intelligence.
No, no, but in every movie, the robots turn on
the fucking people. Yeah, I mean, that's just
a given, obviously. But I'm saying, look at 2001,
fucking hell. Stanley Kubrick. What do you call
it? Foreshadowing of what's really gonna happen.
Yes, I mean, there's always gonna be... a horrible,
horrible death at the end. But they make these
movies, and there's actually people that use
AI as therapy. So they have AI boyfriends and
girlfriends, which is freaking gay, if you're
gonna tell me that. What are you gonna tell me?
Oh! How do you fuck it? Huh? How can you fuck
it? Well, I'm coming up with a new invention
where it's a pocket pussy attached to a phone.
I think they already have that. I don't know,
if you check that out. I'm sure that's in your
search history. I don't know if they have it
on Amazon. I already got one of those. Actually,
they probably would because Amazon is a degenerate
site anyways. But yeah, but so. Alibaba. Within
the last couple of weeks, we have a freaking.
I'm all about getting rid of the illegals, man.
Yeah, you know what I mean? I am. Don't get me
fucking wrong. OK. And the reason and. Oh, you
wanna be up in arms and shit about bullshit if
they commit a crime? Yeah. Fucking take them
out of our system. The problem is when they send
to this other country, who knows what the fuck
they're gonna do with them. They're probably
just gonna let them back out in the wild. That's
why we need to kill all pedophiles. Yeah, well,
but here's the thing. Somebody needs to stand
on that platform. All these people that come
in illegally, they're already breaking the law
by coming in illegally. Yeah, it says illegally.
They're illegal aliens. They illegally cross
the border right there. So whether they fucking
kill someone or rape someone or fucking, you
know, commit robberies, whatever they do. Well,
but if you're an illegal, then they just usually
ship you back. But if you commit a crime here,
that's where it becomes a sticky situation. I
didn't mean to cut you off. Yeah, but... You
know, they should all be sent back that came
here illegally. Unless, if they touch kids, they
should be shot on sight. Well, yeah, okay, besides
that though, you're breaking the law instantaneously
coming in. And what is cruel and unusual punishment?
In your mind, what does that mean to you? There's
some pretty cruel and unusual punishment. Listen,
use your brain. Expand your mind, brother. You're
on so much of Mary Jane right now, you should
be able to give me some good shit right now.
So what is cruel and unusual punishment? Because
I'm going to assure you right now that the Romans,
that the fucking Catholics, that all these other
countries, the Muslims, they've already done
the craziest shit that you can think of. You
know, they used to do that thing where they would
make you - Well, just in the nun book, the tortures
that they did to those nuns. I don't want to
talk about that. Yeah, that's cruel and unusual.
It's so upsetting. But they would do this thing
where they would make you sit, like you would
put your feet on a rock and they would put a
stick in your ass. Then you would have to hold
this rock and when you start to get tired you
slowly fall onto the pike and It would impale
you I mean like medieval torture is and people
think that we're you know How about the one where
they tie you down and let the bamboo plant grow
that one that was Vietnam that one was frickin
That's creative that and then fire ants and all
other kind of crazy shit. Um But I mean, what's
cruel and unusual punishment? It's like, if you
commit a crime and you kill somebody, and then
all of a sudden people are up in arms that they're
just like, well, this guy's an illegal alien,
and he killed an American citizen, and why are
you people mad that we're trying to jail him
or deport him? I mean, they're releasing people
from jail. Yeah, and letting them into our country.
No, no, no, no. These guys commit crimes. They
get back released. Oh, yeah. And then nobody
says anything. They just they show a couple of
videos of these guys are fucking this guy touch
the kid. Well, did a lot worse than touch a kid.
Right. Fucking guy should be dragged out of the
street if they have physical evidence where he's
doing it. One right to the back of the head.
And then just like in Monty Python with the guys
pulling the cart for the bodies. Bring out your
dad and the car and they could. Yeah, but level.
We are the worst sex trafficking, I don't mean,
I'm talking about something. But we're like,
people think Thailand is the sex trafficking
mecca, it's the United States. They don't have
to traffic them in Thailand because they let
you do whatever you want. Where? In Thailand.
I don't know about, no, they don't let you, Thailand's
a lot more, a better community than we are. Think
about it. You know what I mean? I'm sure they
are. I'm gonna tell you right now, Dan, how much
immigration do they have? They don't put up with
shit out there. A lot of family shit. I mean,
there's a lot of trash that's done by the CIA
in Cambodia. Post -Gulf of Tonkin. Or pre -Gulf
of Tonkin, I mean. But, you know, of course they
got better values and tighter fucking borders.
Everywhere does. Yeah. I mean... Fuck, the border
from Egypt to Palestine is crazy. Except for
Europe, they don't have better values or borders.
Oh, they're gonna be, let me tell you. Those
motherfuckers. They just want the craziest shit
to happen. You know what we should start doing?
We should start running guns to England. Wouldn't
that be cool? Yeah, so the police could have
some guns. Police? I'm kidding, dude. For citizens,
bro. It's funny, these people are just finding
out about air conditioning, and they're like,
oh, wait till we give you guns. Let's see how
much fun you have with that shit. You got a fucking
split unit put in your house, and now you're
happy because more people die in England and
the European Union of heat exhaustion during
the summer than a lot of the majority of their
crimes, well, depending on. Now there's a lot
of fucking grapes going on. Yeah, man, there's
a lot of... Well, when you bring people in that
don't want to indoctrinate, well, not indoctrinate,
but they don't want to come out... Assimilate.
Assimilate to our customs. Thank you very much,
Larry. What are you gonna do? Why would you come
from your shitty country that was shitty from
you doing the same shit, then bring it to our
nice country and do your shitty shit to make
it shitty? Well, because they're criminals, to
begin with. Well, I'm talking about the muzzies
and shit. Well, that's the way they like it.
Minnesota's gonna be... They're gonna have to
carpet bomb Minnesota soon. Or, you know what
they should do? They just drop pig blood bombs.
And instead of napalm, it's just all pig's blood.
They should, man. Let them loose. What do they
give to society? Like those girls in France and
Italy or something, walking around with the pigs
and dogs. Yeah, they got little pot -bellied
pigs. Think about how bad that is. The irony
of that joke. to keep a certain race of people
away from me. It's religion, my bad. But it all
goes hand -in -hand, I'd say. The brown with
the sexual proclivities, you know, because think
about it, Indians, those are the horniest bobs
in the world. But it's like these people want
to come here and they just want to fuck it, suck
off the tit of the system. It's like, all right,
that's fine. Why are you dressed like that? I
can only see your fucking eyes. What is this
good for it's we're winning in this situation.
I mean didn't Mohammed. It's very bad nine -year
-old girls Something like that. Yeah, he did.
Hey, I think he had to wait for a couple years
cuz He was too feisty or he couldn't handle himself
with one And she was like six and they're like,
oh bro slow your roll you got to wait for three
years, dude Something like that Really? Yeah
I don't know. I mean, imagine about that. I mean,
that's what you got. That's how bad of a pedo
you are. Your bros have to be like, whoa, slow
down, bro. Let her age a little bit, ferment
for you. She's got to be nine. That's fucking
bad. That's ridiculous. I mean, America is the
greatest country in the world, even though it's
fake. And it's all gay and retarded. But it's
the Republic of the United States is fake and
gay and retarded. No, I'm just saying from the
country that we live in, I can, you know, I mean,
I see what other shit's going on in other countries
and we're definitely the best out of all of them.
You want to go live in fucking gay ass Canada?
Fuck that. Those fucking spirit monkeys could
fucking take a hockey stick in their ass. They're
the worst. Fucking Rosie moving to Ireland. Rosie
who? Oh, Fat Girl O'Donnell. And thank you. Yeah.
And? And she still cries about Trump every day.
Imagine fucking Beats so mad at her. I mean,
this is the ultimate Psyop right there. Yeah.
You know what I mean? It's like, oh, everybody's
like, oh, well, it's like Rosie fat bitch Rosie
O'Donnell, who abandoned the majority of her
adopted children. And this is proven. Her daughter
got arrested and she had like a baby in a tent
and she was all twacked out on meth. Really,
her daughter? Yeah, you can look at this up on
the internet. How does she have a daughter? I
thought she's a dyke. She adopted him. That's
what they do. That's when you're a Satanist.
You adopt kids. You're Luciferian shit. What
your Luciferian stuff does is if you pretend
to do good, then it balances your evil. You know
what I mean? Like, you know, Jaycee. I'm a fucking
serial killer, but I'm a fucking clown. I'm fucking
working for the Pollock shit. I'm eating fucking,
what do you call it? Which president's wife?
Betty Ford? No, not Betty Ford. Rosalyn Carter?
Yeah, Carter. I think it was Carter. Not Jimmy.
Was it Jimmy Carter? Yeah, Jimmy Carter. The
fucker to build the houses. But it's all a fucking
mask. You know what I mean? And you don't think
that any person, I don't know. What is going
on? How the fuck did Gacy get to meet Carter?
Because he was doing like, he was the head of
like this Polish council or like, what the fuck
are those called? An auxiliary, you know, like
an auxiliary club in his hometown. But it was
like a Polish one. He was like, dude, I don't
know. This motherfucker is running around killing
people. and then doing all this other bullshit.
It's like, man, they were built a lot better
back in the day. Now you can't even get them
out of the basement. Like you see that guy, a
dude who was a self -proclaimed furry. He said
he was a wolf. And then he tried to join a wolf
pack. I'm being dead serious. You got to hear
the story. And then they killed him? I think
he got maimed. Which you would expect, right?
Absolutely, I would expect that. Where the fuck
is that? That's fucking great. Here it is, dude.
What do you call it? I don't understand them.
Oh shit. Tried to join a Wyoming wolf pack. This
is horrible for the podcast, but yeah, I know
you want to fucking watch it, but no this guy
What kind of mental illness do you have to be
to dress up in a suit to have sex with each other?
Hmm, and I mean do you fart in the suit or just
really ugly people? They don't want to see each
other. But yeah, that's a mental illness for
sure and also How about the really mental mental
illness of the guy that thinks he's gonna join
a wolf pack? Yeah, I mean, what kind of SSRIs
are you on? You've got to be on a multitude of
fucking... I mean, all you have to do is look
up wolves on the internet. That's all you have
to do. Type five words and five letters in and
just look up wolves. And then if you want to
be a silly fucking furry, why don't you type
in pack, you know, just to fucking get your fucking
nuts tingling. And what do you think it's going
to show? They're fucking wolves or wild ass.
Timmy had a wolf, remember? That thing was fucking
huge. And this guy thinks he's gonna go out there
and what do you think they're gonna do? They're
not gonna realize he's a human? I wish there
was a video of that. If he would have videoed
it, he would have fucking made a billion dollars.
He could have sold it to the highest bidder.
Here's my dumb furry ass on transitioning drugs
and SSRIs trying to join a wolf pack. And where
do you find a wolf pack? See, this is why the
fucking internet is fake, I think, sometimes.
You know what I mean? Like, okay, where do you
find a wolf pack now? You gotta go in the middle
of fucking, you gotta go to Yellowstone Park
or some shit. Do you know how hard it is to find
a wolf pack in Yellowstone? I mean, think about
this. I know, you're right, it's gotta be fake.
What does he just go walk around the woods looking
for a wolf pack? And you would think he's alright
though, he didn't die, which man, I wish Darwin
isn't. Well here's the thing, it probably didn't
even happen because where the fuck do you find
a wolf pack? And if he's a furry, does he need
rabies shots? Probably get if he identifies as
a furry it probably adds to the high from SS
our eyes and the fucking Transitioning drugs
a couple of fucking rabies shots. You're higher
than a kite. I'm sure I think he was mauled at
that point But the rape I'm just saying since
he identifies, you know, and I cuz usually Because
you never know if they're that crazy. The wolves
are vicious, too. Yeah. So I'm thinking this
is a fake story. Yeah. I mean, because... It's
fake because, come on, first, where do you even
find a wolf? More fake and gay shit. Somebody
sent that to me, too. If you found a wolf pack,
you wouldn't even be able to get close to it.
They'd be either attacking you or running away.
First of all, you're not going to find a wolf
pack in the middle of the day. So now you're
a furry with a backpack on because you need...
I mean, this guy just went out in the woods and
found a wolf pack right away. And you got to
think about it. Where do you park? How far do
you got to walk? You know what I mean? Like,
are you shitting in, you know? Are you playing?
You have toilet paper. Are you wiping your ass
with bushes? It sounds like he didn't get a chance
to even have to worry about wiping his ass because
he got attacked by bugs. Which is great. I mean,
but they would have mulled the fuck out of him.
This motherfucker would have been dead. Oh, man.
But now that's fucking, that's actually pretty
funny. Now that if we should fucking try to,
if you're a furry, you have to try to acclimate
to a pet. Hopefully you're not a fish, bitch.
You can fucking push your ass in the ocean. I
hope we get to swim in that soon. You just belly
up in four seconds. Fucking, that'd be good.
Someone walking around as a. A lion or something
saying, now I'll put you in the cage at the zoo
with the lions. No, not in the cage. We're sending
your ass to Africa. You're going to the Sub -Saharan.
Yeah, but you could also have like a TV show
where you put the people in the cage with the
animals. See how long it takes for the animals
to realize it's not a... Is it bestiality if
we send your tiger ass to the Sub -Saharan and
all of a sudden the lion's like using you? Is
that bestiality? Yeah. I would say. But who's
going to enforce it? A couple of clicks and some
spears running after you. You know what that
means, right? Yeah, absolutely. But it's like,
if you can live, if you can acclimate to a pack
of what you are, then you can be a furry. That's
your strikes. Yeah. It's like 300. You know,
you got to go out into the fucking wilderness
and do your bullshit and then come back up. If
you can go live with a pack of wild cats or something
for a month and come back alive, you can wear
this suit. Monkeys and shit? Yeah. If you're
a monkey, you got to go live with them. They'll
rip your fucking balls off. Dude, they rip your
face off. They eat your face off. They rip your
fingers and your hands off. Bite them off. And
then your genitalia. Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah.
So now you gotta go. The bears. Dude, I'm telling
you. And then we can have them sign a waiver
and we can go hibernate and sleep. I don't know
about the hibernation is cool, actually. Yeah,
but when the bear wakes up and says, what the
fuck is this? He's all hungry. He might eat that
fucker. I think this is going to be like a one
episode show. We don't have enough time to wait
for hibernation. Well. I know what you mean though.
I'm just busting your nuts though. I understand
that, but we should do that with the gay community
too. I like the cage too. Like, you know, a tiger
furry, put him in the cage with the most meanest
tiger in the zoo in the whole United States or
whatever. Just starve him for like two, couple
weeks. The tiger, yeah. Throw him in there. And
then we videotape it and sell it. It's like,
and then we donate half of the donate. loosely
used to the WWF. We allegedly donate. I'll put
a fucking sticker on my Rolls Royce. I donated.
I gave it the office. Yeah, just the license
plate thing. The way we're heading is not going
to be... I don't think it's going to be good
because you know what's going to happen next?
Guess we're going to send them. Oh, Chicago.
Yeah. And then you know what's gonna happen,
right? Hmm. You think we'll get scooped up. Why?
Well then, that's what I'm saying. Fucking Homeland
Security's gay. Everything, it's all gay as fuck,
you know what I mean? Like, everybody's like,
oh, it's like the Nazis. No, stop disparaging
the Nazis' name like that. Exactly. It's not
like the Nazis at all. This is fucking 10 .0
and you idiots don't realize it. Oh, I voted
for this, fuck you. You're fucking gay and retarded.
You don't know what's going on. I listen. I don't
know what's going on I know this is what I fucking
see. I see stupid fucking patterns cuz I'm retarded,
you know Start sending people in and doing this
shit start taking away rights of these people
and then all of a sudden they Clean this shit
up. And then where do they go next? Let's talk
about this man. I gotta say sorry to Scotty Adam
you're really gonna bring this up now. Well because
man they came and saw the worst fucking show
we ever played Yeah, we did it with two weeks
ago with the worst sound man. I ever experienced
in my life Who and it was the first time I ever
played piano on stage and it's an electronic
keyboard and I couldn't carry, it was a sea of
people and it was like, I would have had to carry
my amp for two blocks. This is really eating
Larry up, man. Let me tell you that he's gotta
come out and say it in front of people, nine
people. I go to the sound man, I'm like, dude,
am I gonna get my keyboard coming through the
monitor so I don't have to bring my fucking amp
through this big crowd? Oh yeah, yeah, don't
worry about it. And the guy was, he didn't, he
wasn't there and he was fucking such an amateur.
It's all right. He's like, could you guys hold
on? Wait, wait. Okay, Larry, listen. So, sorry,
boys. We fucking... I got to hang out with my
boys. I really don't suck as bad as that. Well,
you do suck as bad as that. I mean, obviously,
you're the number one sweetheart in Boys Town.
The sucking king. But not on the musical fucking
front. Well, you know what? It should have been...
You had your John Cale moment. Yeah. Avangard
bullshit. You tried it. And it slapped you in
the dick. So, guess what? They're not doing that
again. Yeah, we will. No. That's all right. And
then, you know, like you said, I got to hang
out with my boys. We all got to fucking hang
out. And here's another thing. This is going
out to Jay. She's a frequent guest on here. You
all know Jay out there. Fuckin' loudmouth. She,
um... Oh, boy. You're gonna really start a feud
with her right now? Yeah, hell yeah. You're gonna
do it right now? I got a few rules. She's gonna
listen to this. I know. I hope she does, is why
I'm doing this. I'm not even gonna... I'm just
gonna step back. I know she knows she's in the
wrong because the bitch didn't fuckin' call me.
Those are strong words right off the fuckin'
bat. Number one, if you can't get up on the stage
under your own fucking power, you shouldn't get
up on the stage. Number two, if you don't know
- Wait, we gotta elaborate on that. She's trying,
okay. I'm pushing you now. She's trying to get
up on the stage. Uh -huh, and what are you saying?
It's like about this - About two foot. Maybe
this tall. About two foot. A little less than
two feet maybe. Okay, whatever. But it's not
that high but you're giving let's give her two
feet just to make her fucking feel better And
anyways, I think this is making you feel better.
Yeah, we're kind of projecting right now. I have
some really fucking uh, yes I am your freudian
moment. Yeah, you're gonna do a bunch of blow
and then have touch kids Here's what happened
So she's she's trying to get up there. She can't
get up there the two -foot little fucking step
Which she should have went around the back with
her stairs, but again, that's neither here nor
there. So one of her friends had to like help
her up. It was almost like pushing her ass up
there. No, I think it was, I think it was Todd
Tweedy. And then, and then she gets on stage
and I'm already fucking pissed. And I, and I
told Bobby, you know, grab this. Cause it was
a song where I was playing guitar and he was
playing keyboard. And I'm like, here, take the
mic. And he's like, I don't really sing on this
one. So now it gave her an opportunity because
there was an open microphone. What does Grandma
Emanuel say? You can't let a good crisis go to
waste. Yeah, exactly. She doesn't know the words.
And we're fucking playing the Pink Floyd song.
She doesn't know the cadence of the rhythm of
the fucking words. You are really fucking dipping
your toe in the water, aren't you, bro? Fourth
of all, she couldn't even get down back off the
motherfucking stage. And well, you know what?
Technically, she should sue you because it's
not ADA accessible. She should come after you
and the fucking village and the village to do
that shit. I'm going to call a fucking lawyer.
She would have fell. That would have broken her
fucking hip. Oh, man. Larry, I don't mean to
laugh. You are fucking dipping your toe in the
devil's fucking toilet, aren't you? You really
want to talk tonight. I'm gonna go to a punk
rock show. It's an Italian, which is great I
saw so many fucking shows this summer everybody
you gotta know I just want me tonight as you
greatfully absolutely if I can't and fucking
I Just it's been so much rock and roll that I
can't be more blessed to fucking be experience
all these alcohols and drugs and rock and roll
Dude, you're like almost 60 slow down Oh, oh,
Ryan's got acid. Oh, right. That's great. Let's
just say that to their nine ball or nine listener.
I mean, that's good to know. I'm going to fucking
meet up with him. I can't handle that shit right
now. Oh, man. That's so much to dedicate time
to. Well, listen, I don't care. Last. Yeah, because
you do nothing. You're a fucking. Well, listen,
I'm going to Bible study at fucking eight in
the morning. So you're doing it tonight? Yeah.
and then you're gonna go to Bible study. I don't
know if that's abhorrent, I don't know if that's
blasphemous, or it just might be the single most
breakthrough that we've had in organized religion
in a while, is go study the Bible on LSD. Which,
actually on the back end. And you know what,
I'm the most edgiest fucking person, obviously.
Oh, look at me, I'm Larry. I'm edgy at Bible
study. Well, yeah, obviously. I mean, how edgy
can you be at Bible study? Do you guys fuck the
kids up here? Do you fuck them in the back? Get
out of here. Oh, get out of here. That's proven.
There's no kids at Bible study. Yeah, because
they're all tied up in the basement. Oh, my God.
You're going to fucking rot in hell. I'm going
to rot in hell because I'm telling the truth.
Our priest is not a priest. No, you're not. Our
dude is fucking married. We don't have... So
there's no ever known predication or predilection?
I didn't say it was never ever any known. Okay,
so now you're basing... Not at my church, so...
Exactly, so that's what kind of Catholic you
are. I'm not Catholic. Not at my church. I'm
not Catholic. We don't touch kids here. No, I'm
not Catholic. We do it in the parking lot. It
ain't Catholic, dude. I'm not Catholic. It's
just a straight line. James, hell, that's what
you are. It's a straight Bible church with no
fucking Catholic shit. Yeah, when you go in there,
it's a little gay. You know what? Actually, check
this out. Yeah. The church formed because it
was this Korean church. Oh, boy. That's why you
never trust the enemy. What are you doing? Listen,
shut up. So the church that they were at started
putting up the gay pride flags and shit. And
half the people were like, listen, we don't jive
with that bullshit. And they split off. So it's
like the temple of sat and then I moved to this.
This is the church that I go to now. The church
of Satan and the temple of Satan. And that's
why I tell Kiki to come to church because there's
a lot of cute Korean girls there. Yeah, there
you go. That's the ultimate reason to go to church.
Actually, it probably is. It is. You know what
I mean? The Koreans though, man. You gotta remember.
Well, he likes that shit. They're fucking cute.
They're all really cute, man. I'd say out of
all the orientals. All the rug makers. They're
the cutest rug maker. Absolutely. Okay. That's
all right. I mean there's got to be a mama sign
in every bunch. Absolutely. I mean, I don't know
how I feel. So the people, who the fuck is the
main dude there? Who's the one that talks to?
My pastor. So who does he talk to then? My main
pastor is an East Indian. Because doesn't a priest
talk to God? No, he's not a priest. I know, but
that's what I'm saying. So who does he talk to?
I mean, we talked to other pastors and shit.
Well, no, man. He's reading out of the Bible.
It'd be great if he made his own Bible. We read
right out of the Bible. He's like, round eye
are bad. He's an Indian. He's an East Indian.
Oh, wait, wait, wait a minute. My pastor. Larry.
And then the other pastor's a Chinaman. Well,
I mean, I would hope so. All the rug make. I
mean, it's cool. Well, no, because the other
people are Koreans. The church is mostly Korean,
but the pastor is an Indian. He was the only...
Like laser beam Indian? Yeah, absolutely. And
he was the only Christian family. What are you
doing? You are just getting indoctrinated by
the enemy at every fucking point. Did you not
realize this? Are you retarded? And I mean that
in actually the sense of the word what retarded
is meant for. Not physically uncapable, just
retarded you are. You got an Indian, a fucking
carpet maker? Yeah. They're both really good,
man. They're good. They're good guys. I am aghast
at what I'm hearing right now. This is how far
you've fallen from your Lord and Savior, Jesus
Christ? Last week, two weeks ago, we had a guy
from Jamaica. Pastor from Jamaica, black guy.
I bet he went through the whole congregation,
didn't he? It was fucking awesome, man. He was
great. He listened to you. And he really jammed
on the piano. It was like this piano virtuoso.
I don't know what's going on. I don't know who
you are anymore. You're praising the Jamaicans?
The Koreans? He's not a Rastafarian. The Indians?
I didn't say he was a Rastafarian. Huh? They
believe in Jesus. Yeah, but you said they're
not Christians, right? No, they're Christians.
Are they? Not denominational? Yeah, yeah. Just,
we read out in the Bible, straight Bible, nothing
else. Which one? The Scoville? Larry? What do
you mean, which Bible? Which Bible? King James?
Scoville? Is it Scoville or Scofield? Scoville?
I think Scoville. No, no. We read out of the...
It's kind of dumb. I forgot what they call it.
It's kind of dumb. The Bible is dumb. No, the
version that they do. Yeah, does it have pictures
in it? Like you guys coloring in it? No. This
sounds fake and shit. But the Bible I have is
a... Oh, is this guy North Korean or South Korean?
It's not, he's not, none of the guys, the whole
congregation, most of them are Korean. It's like...
What kind of Jim Jones shit are you into right
now? Couple of blacks, couple of whites, you
know? I don't think the Proud Boys or the Arian
Brotherhood would approve of this message. I
really don't think they would. I like it. Huh?
I like it. It sounds very diverse. Yeah. You
got fanooks in there? No, that's why they split
away from the other church. Oh, they're fanook
-free. Yeah, they put up the flag. Fanook -free
since 93. Yeah, and here's what happened. It
is a degeneracy. Absolutely. It's an abomination
in God's eyes. It's another mental illness. Yeah.
that is completely nurtured into the minds of
sick people. Oh yeah, it's very promoted and
fucking... It's very promiscuous too. Absolutely.
You know, indoctrinating children into this fucking
cult of... You know, how about the, you know,
my kid's fricking nine years old. It's like,
hey, you know what, I'm a boy. Okay, let's get
your tits cut off. and let's make it feel good.
How about you just cut one tit off and then save
the other one just in case? You know what I mean?
So now you only need one tit instead of two.
Because if you're unsure, because you're a horrible
parent, right? Absolutely. I mean, you might
as well fuck it and give the kid at least a 50
-50 chance of being able to do OnlyFans. But
on OnlyFans, that might work. A one -titted freak?
Yeah. Probably make a fortune. It would probably
make a killing. You know, some dude just got
half his nutsack cut off. Instead of getting
the full thing. I mean what the fuck they want
to make everybody eunuchs Yeah, and just make
us all viable and fucking manipulable and fucking
I don't know if that's a word You've seen the
thing you've seen the meme where they show It's
like the other joint the the Trannies from the
United States and the trannies from Thailand
or Korea or something. Trannies are, okay, so
you're talking about a male. And it's like a
fat guy with a beard and a dress in the United
States. And then they show the fucking really
hot looking trannies. The prostitutes. Yes. That's
why we need Kiki right now to talk about ladyboys.
Because he knows them. Yes, he does. He's a purveyor
of Thailand streets. He's a purveyor pervert.
Yeah, I mean we're all degenerates at some point,
you know to some extreme to some not extreme,
but I Mean it's like we talked about before like
it really blows my mind how history repeats itself
You know what I mean? And you and I have a different
opinion on this that it's like, okay Well, we
already did this we can't we learned from this
you would think that we would advance the civilization
in mind capacity, brain capacity, spatial awareness,
all this other shit, to where we wouldn't let
history repeat itself. But rather than doing
that, we're just gonna write it in books and
make it the fucking pariah of everything, you
know, you're a white supremacist, you're an anti
-Semite, you know, you're a racist, you're all
these things. But you just don't wanna fix it,
because it's easier to make money off of, right?
Like the gay DL. Black like Black Lives Matters,
which has been proven, you know, it went defunct,
I think. Oh yeah, they were ripping off like
crazy. The bitch had, you know, 11 million dollar
house and shit and stole all the money. Her brother
had a security company. Yeah, I got a two million
dollar contract for one year work. All kinds
of good shit. And that's like another thing too,
which makes me think that just how... gay and
fake the government is. They're like, oh yeah,
you know, the Indian guy comes on fucking TV
from the CIA, which you're not an American. All
right, you're Indian. Get over it. His name's
Cash Mattel. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Andy's fucking dating a massage agent, okay,
through PragerU and all this other bullshit,
but I digress. So. Ah, fuck, I forgot what I
was talking about. That last hit got me. Oh,
so all of a sudden you're gonna tell me there's
all these emails and all these bags of like,
these burn bags of shit that they left in the
fucking, they had in a back room at the CIA.
Oh, so fucking spooky. It's like the Scooby -Doo,
they're gonna pull that fucking, the mask off
that Indian and there's gonna be another Indian
underneath it, you know? Yeah, well. Well, do
you believe this stuff? I don't know what to
believe, man. I think you believe more than you're
letting on to though. No, I don't know what to
believe. I think you're a puppet of the system.
Oh, okay. Yes, I do. Are you working for the
Massad? Because I want a cut of that check. What
the fuck, man? You do have that nose, man. Very
suspect. And I've said that before. I'm going
to bring out a measuring tape next time. Okay.
But people are like, oh my God, they found all
this bullshit that says that. That's what I mean.
You don't know what to believe. This person was
colluding with this person to do this fucking...
It's like a carnival ride. You know what I mean?
It just starts off real slow and then they push
the fucking... The SIOP and the fucking Top Gear
which they run millions of SIOPs on us every
fucking day. Oh, yeah. You know? That's all the
phone is. Just fucking lemmings and sheep just
waiting to get fucking sheared and then shot
in the head and served on somebody's plate. It's
some shitty fucking, what do you call it? English
pub. Fuck you. I don't want my shit turned into
sausages and served fucking retards. Mm -mm.
What the fuck you gonna do about it? Mm -mm.
What are you going to do? You're going to fuck
it. Take your kid, cut their fucking tits off,
and then let them roll a fucking la -doo -boo,
whatever, la -boo -boo, those little fucking
dolls in fentanyl. Shove it up her ass. Start
doing fucking fentanyl. And then stand behind
in a flag and be like, this is the most American
thing we can do. Because we can let people be
people. Unless they're faggots. Criminals. Right?
I mean, is that what you want? No. You just want
to stand by and just watch everything fucking
go wrong? Man, I had a beautiful thing that my
dad wrote, and I wish I would have brought it
down here with me. OK, well, I mean, I'm asking
you a question. Because what we're talking about
now, what he wrote pertains. You read it before.
Yeah. I know. So. No, no, it's a different one.
It's a better one. All right, well. It's even
better. We try not to do a lot of reading on
this fucking show. It's not long or nothing.
Yeah. OK, well, I'll take your word for it. Are
you just going to shut down now? We'll do it
next time. Yeah, you're just going to shut down
now completely. You're totally a fucking Jewish
robot. Fucking slow -mo 5 ,000 over here. Get
the fuck out of here. Last night I got so fucked
up, man. I was on the scooter and shit. I was
like, fuck. Oh man, riding backwards through
Boys Town. Just showing your meat off. Actually,
I think you were kind of riding forward, and
then you remember those old pants where they
had the flaps on the ass? And they take them
down. That's the kind of dude. I think you are.
Yeah, just bareback and You gotta go a little
siren I'll tell you one thing I really... Mary's
at the bottom of this 47th minute right now.
One time, what I definitely do every day and
every time I see a cute girl is I definitely
honk the horn in the car or the horn on my bike.
Or I scream at them on my scooter. Like a complete
psychopath. Hey honey! I say looking good doll.
Yeah. And the funny thing is, is he didn't really,
he doesn't really discriminate on age. Because
I've been there first -handed. Look at you laugh.
We know it. If you're a listener to the show,
you know when Larry laughs like this, he's fucking
lying. If I sent Kiki a video of you just laughing
for three seconds, he'd be like, Larry's lying
right now. And I've been there single and a snort
too. Oh man, this guy's a massage agent. Whatever,
we can send your ass back to fucking Israel or
homeland. I've been in the car where you've actually
freaked out because the window wouldn't roll
down because you didn't know how to roll it down
in my car. How do you roll the window down? You're
yelling at the glass. How stoned you are. And
he thought he was rolling the window down, and
his Italian, you know, you're like Chris Cuomo.
He's like, why would you cat call that lady?
It's because I'm Italian. What do you expect?
I'm not a pervert, I'm Italian. Yeah, it's fucking,
it's just in my fucking sauce. Oh, I mean my
blood, but that's fine. So Larry starts screaming
and the window doesn't roll down. Which is probably
one of my favorite fucking moments, my Larry
moments. And then I had to roll the window down
for him. So he could do take two on an underage
child. It was an underage. It was a child. Fuck
you. I mean, she had a pink backpack on. Oh,
come on. Bullshit. She was a fox. She was a child.
Oh my God. Disclaimer, she was not a child. I
am just busting Larry's balls. Man, Larry, she
had to be like 12. At least. Well, I mean, I
don't know. Probably 12 times two. Huh? She was
at least 20, 24, something like that. Well, I
mean, 12 times two isn't 20, so let's go with
24. 24. Yeah, sorry that you couldn't be. I mean,
we should just have you do math on the show.
Sounds like simple math. You and woofers going
to math -off. I think that'll be great. I'll
do math on you. Yeah, you guys got to write it
out, bitch. Yeah, definitely. I mean, we got
to do simple shit. He's only a fucking muffin
right now, but. That's all right. I don't know
algebra. I failed algebra. I failed algebra at
least twice. Once in. You understand fractions
though. Oh, yeah. Eighth quarter. I always do
talk about it. I love to tell that story when
that kid came out of the union and he couldn't
read a tape measure and we had to tell and it
took us man 30 45 minutes just to tell this you
know and then all of a sudden we were like Eureka!
Ace of weed, quarter of a weed, three ace, half,
five, you know what I mean? And he was, oh, shit.
He was like, yeah. And then, what are the little
ones? 16ths. Ah, man. There was like 16 16ths,
but you gotta go into Coke. Teener, 10th, you
know? You're really breaking it down. You gotta
get into the 30 seconds. Well, I mean, listen,
man, I don't fucking support that fucking...
Does a tape measure even go that small? It depends.
Some of them do. But I mean, that's just like
intricate bullshit. You're fucking cutting it
30 seconds. You don't need it for the... You
don't need it to bend right. No. No. Now they
have bullshit where you type in the fucking the
X and the Y and you come and it fucking comes
all... It's all Bluetooth off your phone. You
don't even have to, they make the shit where
you don't have to do it anymore. Which is not
a good sign, but someone still has to install
it. So, fuck all you people that are gonna lose
your jobs from fucking AI. Gays, fuck. Coding,
it's like these people fucking, how don't you
know that your field is gonna be soon fucking
evaporated? By a computer program because they
keep everything under wraps so the only time
well the whole time they're working on AI They
don't let you know about it think that they have
shit right now that'll fucking blow your tits
back You couldn't even yeah, but they don't know
about it. So the regular coder that's working
doesn't know about it Well, yeah, but if you're
a programmer you're programming this fucking
AI to fucking yeah that guy knows about it But
all the rest of the coders don't know tell me
that you're not in a community of fucking people
that are like Hey, you know what and probably
in like 20 or 30 years AI shit is going to take
over, which is going to take over a lot of shit.
Do they have these robots that do construction?
It's fucking crazy. They have this tile robot.
The motherfucking one robot comes in, fucking
skims all the fucking the the thin set down for
the tiles and another fucking robot comes in
and lays all the fucking tiles down. But you
need a guy to keep on reloading the tiles. So
there's your labor. Now you're a slave to the
robots. Wow, and this is all going on right now.
They have one that does sheetrock. They have
motherfuckers building houses and shit. Really?
That's all right, though. I mean, you know, we
have these people in this world that are - I
didn't see any of that shit. I didn't see any
of that shit. I'll show you some of it. It's
fucking amazing. And then there's all these people
that it's like, I'm such a fucking retard that
I can't wait till a robot comes with a vagina.
Like, what is wrong with you? There's actual
people that - Right? You know, like buying them
real dolls and shit. Oh, man. How much of degeneracy
does that have to be that you have sex with a
piece of plastic and then you have to clean it
out? I don't know. It's pretty degenerate. Isn't
it? Yeah. I mean, think about it. Do you like
hang it off the rat of the fucking mine in the
backyard? Just your fucking chick hanging from
her arms? Cuz there's people that dress them
up and take them out. Yeah, man. They're not
crazy. Why does it keep on flashing? No, that's
doing something. Yeah, you're high too. Yeah,
we should shut down man because I want to go
out and trip Got Ryan waiting for me We're supposed
to go to this. All right. Well, we don't need
your life story Larry We can just end this on
you know on a high note You know, I mean you
want to go into your fucking Norman Rockwell
stories and then yeah, I'm gonna take the train
from his house to the venue Okay. All right.
All right. Thank you for tuning in to Larry needle
show It's been a wonderful hour spent with you
people today and Larry's massage I couldn't I
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