WEBVTT 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:03.839 Hello everybody. Welcome to the Larry and Needles 00:00:03.839 --> 00:00:08.679 show. I'm Larry. We were gonna have a guest tonight 00:00:08.679 --> 00:00:12.119 but we got stiffed. I gotta tell you a funny 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:19.760 story man. It's pretty fucking funny. I'm playing 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:22.260 at the taco joint and of course, you know how 00:00:22.260 --> 00:00:24.640 I am. I lose my phone everywhere I lost my phone 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:27.739 at Mac Sabbath. I lost my I lose my phone every 00:00:27.739 --> 00:00:30.500 single gig and somehow I get it back every day 00:00:30.500 --> 00:00:33.880 Yeah, so I mean you're an old you're an old sob 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:38.359 so so my phone is sitting on the PA Because we're 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.399 I was playing and it'll click through the guitar 00:00:40.399 --> 00:00:44.350 it'll make noise Because that'd be too easy, 00:00:44.450 --> 00:00:47.170 right? Yeah, that'd be too easy to solve a situation. 00:00:47.729 --> 00:00:49.850 So let's make life more difficult for an old 00:00:49.850 --> 00:00:52.509 man. So they find my phone, and they're going 00:00:52.509 --> 00:00:55.229 to me, hey. Why do you have these pictures of 00:00:55.229 --> 00:00:58.289 dudes? No, do you have cats on your phone? And 00:00:58.289 --> 00:01:00.289 I'm like, yeah. And I got Ramone stickers. And 00:01:00.289 --> 00:01:03.000 they're like. Are you in the Proud Boys? Because 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.040 the whole time they had the phone, the texts 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:07.939 are coming through going, ding, Proud Boys, ding, 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:10.359 Proud Boys. And the name of our group chat is 00:01:10.359 --> 00:01:14.120 the Proud Boys. And so all these really super 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:16.780 hard lefty liberal punk rockers are like, dude, 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:19.620 what the fuck, man? You're like, did you show 00:01:19.620 --> 00:01:21.579 them some messages? Like, it's not what you think. 00:01:21.700 --> 00:01:24.640 No, I just said, no, I said it's a thread that 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:27.180 I'm on with my friends. It's a joke. And they're 00:01:27.180 --> 00:01:29.680 like, ah. It's really not a joke. Why would you 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:32.230 lie to these people? Be true to yourself, Larry. 00:01:32.290 --> 00:01:34.269 Well, I am. I liked it better when it was the 00:01:34.269 --> 00:01:36.230 D -Gens. I'll be honest with you. Why would you 00:01:36.230 --> 00:01:37.489 like it better when it was the D -Generates? 00:01:37.629 --> 00:01:39.349 I like it when the initial thing was Proud Boys, 00:01:39.469 --> 00:01:41.329 and for some reason somebody got all finicky 00:01:41.329 --> 00:01:43.590 and changed it. Is that what happened? I don't 00:01:43.590 --> 00:01:45.969 know. I mean, I'm only part of the group. It's 00:01:45.969 --> 00:01:48.980 a democracy, you would think. I thought we came 00:01:48.980 --> 00:01:52.219 in on D -gens. Someone was spelling the D -E 00:01:52.219 --> 00:01:55.180 -G -E -N -S, and I said, no, it should be spelled 00:01:55.180 --> 00:01:58.180 capital D slash gens. Because that's what you 00:01:58.180 --> 00:02:00.760 love, a capital, big D, right in your mouth. 00:02:01.900 --> 00:02:04.719 Okay, keep going. So then these, what did they 00:02:04.719 --> 00:02:09.000 say about, were they, I mean these hardcore anarchists 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:10.900 are all of a sudden mad at the name of a group 00:02:10.900 --> 00:02:14.310 chat? Yeah, but no, they didn't get mad. Everyone 00:02:14.310 --> 00:02:16.169 was cool, but it was just funny as shit. Which 00:02:16.169 --> 00:02:19.909 is very funny that they open up your phone and 00:02:19.909 --> 00:02:22.330 there's probably 100 messages from the Proud 00:02:22.330 --> 00:02:26.050 Boys. Yeah. Where are you? Yeah. Hey, man, you're 00:02:26.050 --> 00:02:29.090 late for the meeting. Absolutely, and they're 00:02:29.090 --> 00:02:33.789 like, dude, what the fuck, man? So how do you 00:02:33.789 --> 00:02:38.050 like your police date? Medium well? Well, I mean, 00:02:38.289 --> 00:02:41.219 blue or red, or I mean... It seems that we're 00:02:41.219 --> 00:02:43.159 all under, soon we're gonna be talking about 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:46.520 martial law, right? You would think. The government 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:48.699 is just coming in now and people are clapping 00:02:48.699 --> 00:02:51.819 their hands all under the guise of lawlessness 00:02:51.819 --> 00:02:57.919 and crime. Right? Doesn't that bother you? Nah, 00:02:58.219 --> 00:02:59.340 I'm not a criminal. See, that's the problem. 00:02:59.580 --> 00:03:01.699 I'm not a criminal. But this is how it starts. 00:03:02.099 --> 00:03:04.219 They're using American, they're using military 00:03:04.219 --> 00:03:08.240 and American citizens. You don't see a problem? 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:11.960 Where, where, when? DC? California? What are 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:15.659 they doing? You don't know what the master plan 00:03:15.659 --> 00:03:18.139 is though. I know what the master plan is. Maybe 00:03:18.139 --> 00:03:21.319 they're going to arrest Schumer and all those 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:23.340 people. No, they've been going through the streets 00:03:23.340 --> 00:03:26.520 arresting people. Arresting American citizens. 00:03:26.639 --> 00:03:28.400 I didn't see that. What do you mean you didn't 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:32.539 see that? You watch the news all day long. Nah, 00:03:32.699 --> 00:03:34.780 I haven't been, man. I've been talking. Bullshit, 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:37.319 your old lady watches the news all day long. 00:03:37.419 --> 00:03:39.280 Yeah, but I'm not watching it. Isn't that crazy 00:03:39.280 --> 00:03:40.960 that you didn't see this or you haven't talked 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:43.460 about this? No. First of all, you're gonna give 00:03:43.460 --> 00:03:45.819 these guys power? I knew the National Guard was 00:03:45.819 --> 00:03:47.400 going there, but I didn't know that they were 00:03:47.400 --> 00:03:48.680 walking around arresting people. Do you think 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:51.020 they're gonna rescind power once we let them 00:03:51.020 --> 00:03:53.759 have, look what the frickin' 9 -11? Once they 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:56.900 signed the Patriot Act, all of a sudden, what 00:03:56.900 --> 00:03:59.699 do you call it? Shakita is grabbing your nuts 00:03:59.699 --> 00:04:04.439 to get on a plane. All under false pretense. 00:04:05.300 --> 00:04:07.020 You think they're just like, oh, here you go. 00:04:07.099 --> 00:04:08.939 You know what people, you could keep your damn 00:04:08.939 --> 00:04:12.460 shoes on. Oh, thank you government. Thank you 00:04:12.460 --> 00:04:14.240 for letting me be able to keep my shoes on when 00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:17.779 I fricking fly. But you'll let Mohammed on and 00:04:17.779 --> 00:04:19.500 you'll let some people looking on like fricking 00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:22.850 storm troopers. And not the good kind of stormtroopers. 00:04:23.129 --> 00:04:25.550 The bad kind of stormtroopers, the stabby kind. 00:04:26.189 --> 00:04:31.730 And the kid touching kind. And a lighter eye, 00:04:32.050 --> 00:04:34.370 sort of. But you think they're all of a sudden 00:04:34.370 --> 00:04:36.829 now, what's the whole game plan? Like you said, 00:04:37.009 --> 00:04:39.069 we don't know what the game plan is. Nobody knows 00:04:39.069 --> 00:04:41.410 what the game plan is. All I know is that every 00:04:41.410 --> 00:04:42.990 single thing of what's going on right now is 00:04:42.990 --> 00:04:45.970 all neocon bullshit. And everybody's praising 00:04:45.970 --> 00:04:48.310 it. Like, oh my God, crime is so out of control. 00:04:48.529 --> 00:04:53.170 Let's bring in the military. Holy shit. I mean, 00:04:53.189 --> 00:04:55.829 do you think about this stuff out loud? Well. 00:04:55.990 --> 00:04:58.009 What do you want to do? Your Okomi's gonna get 00:04:58.009 --> 00:05:01.430 it. It's all bullshit. Obama, all the... Fuck 00:05:01.430 --> 00:05:03.949 you. It's all bullshit. They just... Everybody's 00:05:03.949 --> 00:05:06.209 a fucking lemmy. And they're just like seals 00:05:06.209 --> 00:05:09.449 clapping their fucking... Oh, this is so great 00:05:09.449 --> 00:05:12.990 for our country. And then get the blacks. Well, 00:05:12.990 --> 00:05:15.170 you know what? Get the blacks. That's racist. 00:05:15.269 --> 00:05:17.529 You're in black. Where is all the crime committed? 00:05:18.329 --> 00:05:22.019 Right. Absolutely. How is it racism if it's the 00:05:22.019 --> 00:05:26.379 truth? I never understood that. Well, the truth 00:05:26.379 --> 00:05:28.879 is racist now. Being on time is racist. Well, 00:05:28.939 --> 00:05:32.800 the truth is anti -Semitic and is racist is every 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:34.699 word that you think that you could call for what 00:05:34.699 --> 00:05:37.959 he's... Absolutely. Oh, somebody called you a 00:05:37.959 --> 00:05:40.300 cracker or a honky. Are you gonna fucking punch 00:05:40.300 --> 00:05:42.180 him in the face and stomp him in the head? No. 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:45.740 No, you're gonna laugh. Yeah. But if you say 00:05:45.740 --> 00:05:49.980 nigger, holy shit. The fucking, that's what - 00:05:49.980 --> 00:05:51.939 They will stomp your head. What did they say 00:05:51.939 --> 00:05:55.199 to you? Hand me that toilet paper, too. Excuse 00:05:55.199 --> 00:06:00.180 me. Thank you. No problemo. Well, it's a definite 00:06:00.180 --> 00:06:03.560 one -way street. No, it's not. This is all planned 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:06.079 out. Yeah, but it's a one -way street as far 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:09.240 as the, you know, the balance goes. Not at all. 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:12.879 We have no fucking rights, yet, you know. Who 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:15.560 doesn't have rights? American citizens? A lot 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:17.750 of people. What are you talking about? Certain 00:06:17.750 --> 00:06:21.670 races, like if you're Caucasian right now, it's, 00:06:21.670 --> 00:06:23.949 you know. No, it's not. First of all, I'm going 00:06:23.949 --> 00:06:25.709 to tell you right now, if a black guy got pulled 00:06:25.709 --> 00:06:27.230 over and I got pulled over, who do you think 00:06:27.230 --> 00:06:29.009 is going to have a harder time? Who do you think 00:06:29.009 --> 00:06:31.129 is going to give a harder time? The black guy. 00:06:31.149 --> 00:06:33.930 And he's going to resist arrest. And this isn't 00:06:33.930 --> 00:06:37.529 speculation. This is videos I see. I see numbers. 00:06:37.769 --> 00:06:40.629 You know what I mean? Unfortunately, data can 00:06:40.629 --> 00:06:43.899 be manipulated. Especially when they're not in 00:06:43.899 --> 00:06:45.939 these places. I don't want to be political. But 00:06:45.939 --> 00:06:47.920 you know they way under report black crimes that 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:50.220 are going on like that. There was a lady that 00:06:50.220 --> 00:06:52.879 just freaking won a lawsuit against DC because 00:06:52.879 --> 00:06:55.860 they were under reporting crimes and putting 00:06:55.860 --> 00:07:00.180 down African American blacks and Mexicans as 00:07:00.180 --> 00:07:05.579 white to pump the numbers up. I mean that's systematic 00:07:05.579 --> 00:07:08.139 racism right there if you really think about 00:07:08.139 --> 00:07:13.180 it. killed the CEO of Black Rock or whatever. 00:07:13.540 --> 00:07:17.189 Blackstone. Blackstone. He was white male. But 00:07:17.189 --> 00:07:20.189 he was obviously not. That guy was an amalgamation 00:07:20.189 --> 00:07:24.329 of every fucking, if you like built a character, 00:07:24.730 --> 00:07:27.089 if you wanted to be so, like what do you call 00:07:27.089 --> 00:07:29.870 it, inclusive with all your nationalities and 00:07:29.870 --> 00:07:32.769 your races and all this shit, this guy was, he 00:07:32.769 --> 00:07:36.209 was the apex of this. He was a black Chinese, 00:07:36.629 --> 00:07:38.850 and they did say he was white, but that lady, 00:07:39.170 --> 00:07:41.269 obviously, how could you be so racist against 00:07:41.269 --> 00:07:44.060 your own race? Well, they don't care, they're 00:07:44.060 --> 00:07:47.160 getting paid. No, I know, but still, okay, shekels 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:49.379 over morals, first of all. That's it. Right there, 00:07:49.379 --> 00:07:52.319 number one. But how can you hate yourself so 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:56.579 much? Or how can you hate people? I don't even 00:07:56.579 --> 00:07:58.620 know how to explain it. How can you hate your, 00:07:58.620 --> 00:08:00.399 well, it doesn't say your own self, because you're 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.899 white. Yeah. And how could you feel so bad for 00:08:02.899 --> 00:08:05.360 being white? When you work at the news and what 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:07.399 you do is report on, obviously it's all fake. 00:08:07.579 --> 00:08:10.000 Yeah, absolutely. Think about the millions of 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:12.639 stories and what they choose to report on. Like 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:17.699 my fucking parents watch local news and it is... 00:08:17.680 --> 00:08:21.180 Kissing Pritzker's ass Brandon Johnson is the 00:08:21.180 --> 00:08:25.040 man Everything that it's not really yeah, and 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:28.220 then what they do is they create this they are 00:08:28.220 --> 00:08:31.259 literally Programming these people absolutely, 00:08:31.259 --> 00:08:34.220 that's why they call me program chance chance 00:08:34.220 --> 00:08:37.600 are meant of you know like a BLM and all you 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:39.720 know what I mean like these these little chance 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:42.399 They're all brainwashing and they're fucking 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:44.860 and people don't know that they're you know when 00:08:44.860 --> 00:08:48.340 they when they're all in unison same It's like 00:08:48.340 --> 00:08:51.700 an incantation of some sort. Absolutely. You 00:08:51.700 --> 00:08:56.399 know what I mean? Absolutely it is. It's an incantation 00:08:56.399 --> 00:09:00.669 of witchcraft. they're programming these people 00:09:00.669 --> 00:09:02.769 on the TV, because if you actually, I don't know 00:09:02.769 --> 00:09:04.889 how your old lady watches the dummy box all day, 00:09:05.149 --> 00:09:07.330 it would drive me fucking nuts. Well, she hasn't 00:09:07.330 --> 00:09:08.970 been, because it's been hot out, she's been in 00:09:08.970 --> 00:09:10.470 the pool every day. Okay, but still, when she 00:09:10.470 --> 00:09:12.610 comes inside, the TV goes out. That's absolutely 00:09:12.610 --> 00:09:14.230 right. Okay, so don't fucking, how long can you 00:09:14.230 --> 00:09:16.250 be in the fucking pool all day? Don't give me 00:09:16.250 --> 00:09:18.169 that bullshit. But the thing is, she's looking 00:09:18.169 --> 00:09:20.889 on her phone, and then has that thing in the 00:09:20.889 --> 00:09:24.289 background, the TV. Which is, I mean, we're talking 00:09:24.289 --> 00:09:27.049 apex level of fucking programming right there. 00:09:27.409 --> 00:09:29.250 Your aunt, she's just listening to something, 00:09:29.710 --> 00:09:31.850 subliminally giving them messages, and then she's 00:09:31.850 --> 00:09:34.490 on her phone reading Q and all this other crazy 00:09:34.490 --> 00:09:37.450 shit was started by DARPA, which has been proven. 00:09:38.669 --> 00:09:41.350 And who even knows, it's probably AI. Everything's 00:09:41.350 --> 00:09:45.970 fucking AI right now. Like everybody's, we make 00:09:45.970 --> 00:09:50.529 movies about AI killing us. About 20 years ago, 00:09:50.570 --> 00:09:53.389 and everybody's like, AI is freaking great. Since 00:09:53.389 --> 00:09:55.970 the dawn of sci -fi movies when they started 00:09:55.970 --> 00:09:58.330 making robots. There's been artificial intelligence. 00:09:58.629 --> 00:10:02.149 No, no, but in every movie, the robots turn on 00:10:02.149 --> 00:10:04.330 the fucking people. Yeah, I mean, that's just 00:10:04.330 --> 00:10:07.649 a given, obviously. But I'm saying, look at 2001, 00:10:08.850 --> 00:10:13.190 fucking hell. Stanley Kubrick. What do you call 00:10:13.190 --> 00:10:15.769 it? Foreshadowing of what's really gonna happen. 00:10:15.870 --> 00:10:19.750 Yes, I mean, there's always gonna be... a horrible, 00:10:19.750 --> 00:10:22.149 horrible death at the end. But they make these 00:10:22.149 --> 00:10:24.970 movies, and there's actually people that use 00:10:24.970 --> 00:10:33.190 AI as therapy. So they have AI boyfriends and 00:10:33.190 --> 00:10:35.350 girlfriends, which is freaking gay, if you're 00:10:35.350 --> 00:10:37.470 gonna tell me that. What are you gonna tell me? 00:10:37.809 --> 00:10:40.429 Oh! How do you fuck it? Huh? How can you fuck 00:10:40.429 --> 00:10:42.149 it? Well, I'm coming up with a new invention 00:10:42.149 --> 00:10:44.110 where it's a pocket pussy attached to a phone. 00:10:45.889 --> 00:10:48.429 I think they already have that. I don't know, 00:10:48.509 --> 00:10:53.110 if you check that out. I'm sure that's in your 00:10:53.110 --> 00:10:55.350 search history. I don't know if they have it 00:10:55.350 --> 00:10:57.990 on Amazon. I already got one of those. Actually, 00:10:58.029 --> 00:10:59.809 they probably would because Amazon is a degenerate 00:10:59.809 --> 00:11:03.389 site anyways. But yeah, but so. Alibaba. Within 00:11:03.389 --> 00:11:05.350 the last couple of weeks, we have a freaking. 00:11:07.090 --> 00:11:09.269 I'm all about getting rid of the illegals, man. 00:11:09.570 --> 00:11:11.730 Yeah, you know what I mean? I am. Don't get me 00:11:11.730 --> 00:11:15.809 fucking wrong. OK. And the reason and. Oh, you 00:11:15.809 --> 00:11:17.690 wanna be up in arms and shit about bullshit if 00:11:17.690 --> 00:11:20.610 they commit a crime? Yeah. Fucking take them 00:11:20.610 --> 00:11:22.710 out of our system. The problem is when they send 00:11:22.710 --> 00:11:24.129 to this other country, who knows what the fuck 00:11:24.129 --> 00:11:25.129 they're gonna do with them. They're probably 00:11:25.129 --> 00:11:27.309 just gonna let them back out in the wild. That's 00:11:27.309 --> 00:11:30.230 why we need to kill all pedophiles. Yeah, well, 00:11:30.429 --> 00:11:32.590 but here's the thing. Somebody needs to stand 00:11:32.590 --> 00:11:34.450 on that platform. All these people that come 00:11:34.450 --> 00:11:37.309 in illegally, they're already breaking the law 00:11:37.309 --> 00:11:39.590 by coming in illegally. Yeah, it says illegally. 00:11:39.850 --> 00:11:41.570 They're illegal aliens. They illegally cross 00:11:41.570 --> 00:11:42.549 the border right there. So whether they fucking 00:11:42.549 --> 00:11:45.269 kill someone or rape someone or fucking, you 00:11:45.269 --> 00:11:48.090 know, commit robberies, whatever they do. Well, 00:11:48.230 --> 00:11:50.230 but if you're an illegal, then they just usually 00:11:50.230 --> 00:11:52.409 ship you back. But if you commit a crime here, 00:11:52.730 --> 00:11:54.250 that's where it becomes a sticky situation. I 00:11:54.250 --> 00:11:56.370 didn't mean to cut you off. Yeah, but... You 00:11:56.370 --> 00:11:58.950 know, they should all be sent back that came 00:11:58.950 --> 00:12:01.370 here illegally. Unless, if they touch kids, they 00:12:01.370 --> 00:12:03.950 should be shot on sight. Well, yeah, okay, besides 00:12:03.950 --> 00:12:06.929 that though, you're breaking the law instantaneously 00:12:06.929 --> 00:12:09.549 coming in. And what is cruel and unusual punishment? 00:12:09.990 --> 00:12:13.409 In your mind, what does that mean to you? There's 00:12:13.409 --> 00:12:15.210 some pretty cruel and unusual punishment. Listen, 00:12:15.429 --> 00:12:17.850 use your brain. Expand your mind, brother. You're 00:12:17.850 --> 00:12:19.710 on so much of Mary Jane right now, you should 00:12:19.710 --> 00:12:21.409 be able to give me some good shit right now. 00:12:21.519 --> 00:12:23.879 So what is cruel and unusual punishment? Because 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:26.200 I'm going to assure you right now that the Romans, 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:29.379 that the fucking Catholics, that all these other 00:12:29.379 --> 00:12:31.000 countries, the Muslims, they've already done 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:33.539 the craziest shit that you can think of. You 00:12:33.539 --> 00:12:35.480 know, they used to do that thing where they would 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:37.440 make you - Well, just in the nun book, the tortures 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:39.419 that they did to those nuns. I don't want to 00:12:39.419 --> 00:12:41.559 talk about that. Yeah, that's cruel and unusual. 00:12:41.620 --> 00:12:43.299 It's so upsetting. But they would do this thing 00:12:43.299 --> 00:12:47.559 where they would make you sit, like you would 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:49.860 put your feet on a rock and they would put a 00:12:49.860 --> 00:12:52.750 stick in your ass. Then you would have to hold 00:12:52.750 --> 00:12:55.269 this rock and when you start to get tired you 00:12:55.269 --> 00:13:00.210 slowly fall onto the pike and It would impale 00:13:00.210 --> 00:13:04.289 you I mean like medieval torture is and people 00:13:04.289 --> 00:13:06.529 think that we're you know How about the one where 00:13:06.529 --> 00:13:09.330 they tie you down and let the bamboo plant grow 00:13:09.330 --> 00:13:11.950 that one that was Vietnam that one was frickin 00:13:11.950 --> 00:13:15.149 That's creative that and then fire ants and all 00:13:15.149 --> 00:13:17.950 other kind of crazy shit. Um But I mean, what's 00:13:17.950 --> 00:13:20.610 cruel and unusual punishment? It's like, if you 00:13:20.610 --> 00:13:22.549 commit a crime and you kill somebody, and then 00:13:22.549 --> 00:13:24.789 all of a sudden people are up in arms that they're 00:13:24.789 --> 00:13:26.789 just like, well, this guy's an illegal alien, 00:13:28.070 --> 00:13:30.970 and he killed an American citizen, and why are 00:13:30.970 --> 00:13:33.870 you people mad that we're trying to jail him 00:13:33.870 --> 00:13:36.190 or deport him? I mean, they're releasing people 00:13:36.190 --> 00:13:39.330 from jail. Yeah, and letting them into our country. 00:13:39.409 --> 00:13:42.500 No, no, no, no. These guys commit crimes. They 00:13:42.500 --> 00:13:45.100 get back released. Oh, yeah. And then nobody 00:13:45.100 --> 00:13:46.960 says anything. They just they show a couple of 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:51.539 videos of these guys are fucking this guy touch 00:13:51.539 --> 00:13:54.059 the kid. Well, did a lot worse than touch a kid. 00:13:54.100 --> 00:13:56.500 Right. Fucking guy should be dragged out of the 00:13:56.500 --> 00:13:59.460 street if they have physical evidence where he's 00:13:59.460 --> 00:14:01.679 doing it. One right to the back of the head. 00:14:01.899 --> 00:14:05.559 And then just like in Monty Python with the guys 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:07.500 pulling the cart for the bodies. Bring out your 00:14:07.500 --> 00:14:11.059 dad and the car and they could. Yeah, but level. 00:14:11.779 --> 00:14:14.940 We are the worst sex trafficking, I don't mean, 00:14:14.980 --> 00:14:17.500 I'm talking about something. But we're like, 00:14:17.879 --> 00:14:20.159 people think Thailand is the sex trafficking 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:24.100 mecca, it's the United States. They don't have 00:14:24.100 --> 00:14:25.960 to traffic them in Thailand because they let 00:14:25.960 --> 00:14:28.779 you do whatever you want. Where? In Thailand. 00:14:29.059 --> 00:14:31.559 I don't know about, no, they don't let you, Thailand's 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:34.919 a lot more, a better community than we are. Think 00:14:34.919 --> 00:14:37.419 about it. You know what I mean? I'm sure they 00:14:37.419 --> 00:14:39.279 are. I'm gonna tell you right now, Dan, how much 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:41.340 immigration do they have? They don't put up with 00:14:41.340 --> 00:14:44.299 shit out there. A lot of family shit. I mean, 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:46.820 there's a lot of trash that's done by the CIA 00:14:46.820 --> 00:14:51.379 in Cambodia. Post -Gulf of Tonkin. Or pre -Gulf 00:14:51.379 --> 00:14:56.019 of Tonkin, I mean. But, you know, of course they 00:14:56.019 --> 00:14:58.659 got better values and tighter fucking borders. 00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:04.940 Everywhere does. Yeah. I mean... Fuck, the border 00:15:04.940 --> 00:15:07.059 from Egypt to Palestine is crazy. Except for 00:15:07.059 --> 00:15:09.580 Europe, they don't have better values or borders. 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:11.480 Oh, they're gonna be, let me tell you. Those 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:14.200 motherfuckers. They just want the craziest shit 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:16.159 to happen. You know what we should start doing? 00:15:16.460 --> 00:15:19.460 We should start running guns to England. Wouldn't 00:15:19.460 --> 00:15:21.779 that be cool? Yeah, so the police could have 00:15:21.779 --> 00:15:25.200 some guns. Police? I'm kidding, dude. For citizens, 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:28.340 bro. It's funny, these people are just finding 00:15:28.340 --> 00:15:29.720 out about air conditioning, and they're like, 00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:31.700 oh, wait till we give you guns. Let's see how 00:15:31.700 --> 00:15:34.179 much fun you have with that shit. You got a fucking 00:15:34.179 --> 00:15:36.539 split unit put in your house, and now you're 00:15:36.539 --> 00:15:39.519 happy because more people die in England and 00:15:39.519 --> 00:15:42.159 the European Union of heat exhaustion during 00:15:42.159 --> 00:15:45.179 the summer than a lot of the majority of their 00:15:45.179 --> 00:15:47.919 crimes, well, depending on. Now there's a lot 00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:50.539 of fucking grapes going on. Yeah, man, there's 00:15:50.539 --> 00:15:54.340 a lot of... Well, when you bring people in that 00:15:54.340 --> 00:15:56.500 don't want to indoctrinate, well, not indoctrinate, 00:15:56.620 --> 00:15:58.039 but they don't want to come out... Assimilate. 00:15:58.139 --> 00:16:00.440 Assimilate to our customs. Thank you very much, 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:03.299 Larry. What are you gonna do? Why would you come 00:16:03.299 --> 00:16:04.919 from your shitty country that was shitty from 00:16:04.919 --> 00:16:06.399 you doing the same shit, then bring it to our 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:08.320 nice country and do your shitty shit to make 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:10.700 it shitty? Well, because they're criminals, to 00:16:10.700 --> 00:16:12.620 begin with. Well, I'm talking about the muzzies 00:16:12.620 --> 00:16:16.960 and shit. Well, that's the way they like it. 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:19.620 Minnesota's gonna be... They're gonna have to 00:16:19.620 --> 00:16:22.320 carpet bomb Minnesota soon. Or, you know what 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:24.860 they should do? They just drop pig blood bombs. 00:16:25.879 --> 00:16:29.600 And instead of napalm, it's just all pig's blood. 00:16:31.659 --> 00:16:35.820 They should, man. Let them loose. What do they 00:16:35.820 --> 00:16:40.559 give to society? Like those girls in France and 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:43.200 Italy or something, walking around with the pigs 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:45.500 and dogs. Yeah, they got little pot -bellied 00:16:45.500 --> 00:16:48.440 pigs. Think about how bad that is. The irony 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:52.519 of that joke. to keep a certain race of people 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.419 away from me. It's religion, my bad. But it all 00:16:56.419 --> 00:16:58.480 goes hand -in -hand, I'd say. The brown with 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:01.580 the sexual proclivities, you know, because think 00:17:01.580 --> 00:17:03.600 about it, Indians, those are the horniest bobs 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:07.759 in the world. But it's like these people want 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:09.519 to come here and they just want to fuck it, suck 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:11.700 off the tit of the system. It's like, all right, 00:17:11.740 --> 00:17:16.180 that's fine. Why are you dressed like that? I 00:17:16.180 --> 00:17:19.319 can only see your fucking eyes. What is this 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:21.680 good for it's we're winning in this situation. 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:24.640 I mean didn't Mohammed. It's very bad nine -year 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:28.119 -old girls Something like that. Yeah, he did. 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:30.279 Hey, I think he had to wait for a couple years 00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:33.980 cuz He was too feisty or he couldn't handle himself 00:17:33.980 --> 00:17:38.440 with one And she was like six and they're like, 00:17:38.599 --> 00:17:40.960 oh bro slow your roll you got to wait for three 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:44.920 years, dude Something like that Really? Yeah 00:17:45.449 --> 00:17:47.549 I don't know. I mean, imagine about that. I mean, 00:17:47.650 --> 00:17:51.289 that's what you got. That's how bad of a pedo 00:17:51.289 --> 00:17:53.630 you are. Your bros have to be like, whoa, slow 00:17:53.630 --> 00:17:57.549 down, bro. Let her age a little bit, ferment 00:17:57.549 --> 00:18:00.910 for you. She's got to be nine. That's fucking 00:18:00.910 --> 00:18:06.009 bad. That's ridiculous. I mean, America is the 00:18:06.009 --> 00:18:08.430 greatest country in the world, even though it's 00:18:08.430 --> 00:18:11.920 fake. And it's all gay and retarded. But it's 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:14.000 the Republic of the United States is fake and 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:15.940 gay and retarded. No, I'm just saying from the 00:18:15.940 --> 00:18:17.619 country that we live in, I can, you know, I mean, 00:18:17.619 --> 00:18:19.579 I see what other shit's going on in other countries 00:18:19.579 --> 00:18:21.420 and we're definitely the best out of all of them. 00:18:21.420 --> 00:18:23.799 You want to go live in fucking gay ass Canada? 00:18:23.920 --> 00:18:26.200 Fuck that. Those fucking spirit monkeys could 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:29.180 fucking take a hockey stick in their ass. They're 00:18:29.180 --> 00:18:33.599 the worst. Fucking Rosie moving to Ireland. Rosie 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:37.759 who? Oh, Fat Girl O'Donnell. And thank you. Yeah. 00:18:37.950 --> 00:18:40.029 And? And she still cries about Trump every day. 00:18:40.029 --> 00:18:42.329 Imagine fucking Beats so mad at her. I mean, 00:18:42.450 --> 00:18:46.289 this is the ultimate Psyop right there. Yeah. 00:18:46.490 --> 00:18:48.329 You know what I mean? It's like, oh, everybody's 00:18:48.329 --> 00:18:51.390 like, oh, well, it's like Rosie fat bitch Rosie 00:18:51.390 --> 00:18:55.009 O'Donnell, who abandoned the majority of her 00:18:55.009 --> 00:18:58.230 adopted children. And this is proven. Her daughter 00:18:58.230 --> 00:19:01.029 got arrested and she had like a baby in a tent 00:19:01.029 --> 00:19:04.289 and she was all twacked out on meth. Really, 00:19:04.490 --> 00:19:07.109 her daughter? Yeah, you can look at this up on 00:19:07.109 --> 00:19:08.269 the internet. How does she have a daughter? I 00:19:08.269 --> 00:19:11.049 thought she's a dyke. She adopted him. That's 00:19:11.049 --> 00:19:15.230 what they do. That's when you're a Satanist. 00:19:15.329 --> 00:19:18.009 You adopt kids. You're Luciferian shit. What 00:19:18.009 --> 00:19:21.630 your Luciferian stuff does is if you pretend 00:19:21.630 --> 00:19:25.450 to do good, then it balances your evil. You know 00:19:25.450 --> 00:19:28.640 what I mean? Like, you know, Jaycee. I'm a fucking 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:32.599 serial killer, but I'm a fucking clown. I'm fucking 00:19:32.599 --> 00:19:35.460 working for the Pollock shit. I'm eating fucking, 00:19:36.099 --> 00:19:38.559 what do you call it? Which president's wife? 00:19:39.180 --> 00:19:41.940 Betty Ford? No, not Betty Ford. Rosalyn Carter? 00:19:42.759 --> 00:19:46.740 Yeah, Carter. I think it was Carter. Not Jimmy. 00:19:46.839 --> 00:19:49.440 Was it Jimmy Carter? Yeah, Jimmy Carter. The 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:54.839 fucker to build the houses. But it's all a fucking 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.809 mask. You know what I mean? And you don't think 00:19:57.809 --> 00:20:02.009 that any person, I don't know. What is going 00:20:02.009 --> 00:20:04.609 on? How the fuck did Gacy get to meet Carter? 00:20:05.190 --> 00:20:07.130 Because he was doing like, he was the head of 00:20:07.130 --> 00:20:11.569 like this Polish council or like, what the fuck 00:20:11.569 --> 00:20:17.170 are those called? An auxiliary, you know, like 00:20:17.170 --> 00:20:19.890 an auxiliary club in his hometown. But it was 00:20:19.890 --> 00:20:22.109 like a Polish one. He was like, dude, I don't 00:20:22.109 --> 00:20:23.869 know. This motherfucker is running around killing 00:20:23.869 --> 00:20:26.839 people. and then doing all this other bullshit. 00:20:26.940 --> 00:20:28.700 It's like, man, they were built a lot better 00:20:28.700 --> 00:20:31.400 back in the day. Now you can't even get them 00:20:31.400 --> 00:20:36.640 out of the basement. Like you see that guy, a 00:20:36.640 --> 00:20:40.859 dude who was a self -proclaimed furry. He said 00:20:40.859 --> 00:20:44.880 he was a wolf. And then he tried to join a wolf 00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:47.779 pack. I'm being dead serious. You got to hear 00:20:47.779 --> 00:20:51.519 the story. And then they killed him? I think 00:20:51.519 --> 00:20:55.500 he got maimed. Which you would expect, right? 00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:58.539 Absolutely, I would expect that. Where the fuck 00:20:58.539 --> 00:21:00.819 is that? That's fucking great. Here it is, dude. 00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:04.799 What do you call it? I don't understand them. 00:21:05.839 --> 00:21:16.680 Oh shit. Tried to join a Wyoming wolf pack. This 00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:18.859 is horrible for the podcast, but yeah, I know 00:21:18.859 --> 00:21:21.059 you want to fucking watch it, but no this guy 00:21:21.059 --> 00:21:23.140 What kind of mental illness do you have to be 00:21:23.140 --> 00:21:26.339 to dress up in a suit to have sex with each other? 00:21:26.740 --> 00:21:29.440 Hmm, and I mean do you fart in the suit or just 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:31.960 really ugly people? They don't want to see each 00:21:31.960 --> 00:21:34.039 other. But yeah, that's a mental illness for 00:21:34.039 --> 00:21:37.819 sure and also How about the really mental mental 00:21:37.819 --> 00:21:39.980 illness of the guy that thinks he's gonna join 00:21:39.980 --> 00:21:45.019 a wolf pack? Yeah, I mean, what kind of SSRIs 00:21:45.019 --> 00:21:48.089 are you on? You've got to be on a multitude of 00:21:48.089 --> 00:21:51.529 fucking... I mean, all you have to do is look 00:21:51.529 --> 00:21:54.910 up wolves on the internet. That's all you have 00:21:54.910 --> 00:21:58.410 to do. Type five words and five letters in and 00:21:58.410 --> 00:22:00.230 just look up wolves. And then if you want to 00:22:00.230 --> 00:22:02.250 be a silly fucking furry, why don't you type 00:22:02.250 --> 00:22:05.769 in pack, you know, just to fucking get your fucking 00:22:05.769 --> 00:22:08.109 nuts tingling. And what do you think it's going 00:22:08.109 --> 00:22:10.769 to show? They're fucking wolves or wild ass. 00:22:10.910 --> 00:22:13.789 Timmy had a wolf, remember? That thing was fucking 00:22:13.789 --> 00:22:16.819 huge. And this guy thinks he's gonna go out there 00:22:16.819 --> 00:22:17.980 and what do you think they're gonna do? They're 00:22:17.980 --> 00:22:20.940 not gonna realize he's a human? I wish there 00:22:20.940 --> 00:22:23.000 was a video of that. If he would have videoed 00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:25.880 it, he would have fucking made a billion dollars. 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:28.099 He could have sold it to the highest bidder. 00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:32.680 Here's my dumb furry ass on transitioning drugs 00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:39.039 and SSRIs trying to join a wolf pack. And where 00:22:39.039 --> 00:22:42.690 do you find a wolf pack? See, this is why the 00:22:42.690 --> 00:22:44.769 fucking internet is fake, I think, sometimes. 00:22:45.390 --> 00:22:47.089 You know what I mean? Like, okay, where do you 00:22:47.089 --> 00:22:49.329 find a wolf pack now? You gotta go in the middle 00:22:49.329 --> 00:22:51.950 of fucking, you gotta go to Yellowstone Park 00:22:51.950 --> 00:22:53.190 or some shit. Do you know how hard it is to find 00:22:53.190 --> 00:22:58.170 a wolf pack in Yellowstone? I mean, think about 00:22:58.170 --> 00:23:01.759 this. I know, you're right, it's gotta be fake. 00:23:01.819 --> 00:23:04.440 What does he just go walk around the woods looking 00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:07.240 for a wolf pack? And you would think he's alright 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:10.160 though, he didn't die, which man, I wish Darwin 00:23:10.160 --> 00:23:11.059 isn't. Well here's the thing, it probably didn't 00:23:11.059 --> 00:23:13.400 even happen because where the fuck do you find 00:23:13.400 --> 00:23:14.519 a wolf pack? And if he's a furry, does he need 00:23:14.519 --> 00:23:18.029 rabies shots? Probably get if he identifies as 00:23:18.029 --> 00:23:20.750 a furry it probably adds to the high from SS 00:23:20.750 --> 00:23:23.589 our eyes and the fucking Transitioning drugs 00:23:23.589 --> 00:23:26.009 a couple of fucking rabies shots. You're higher 00:23:26.009 --> 00:23:28.109 than a kite. I'm sure I think he was mauled at 00:23:28.109 --> 00:23:30.269 that point But the rape I'm just saying since 00:23:30.269 --> 00:23:34.740 he identifies, you know, and I cuz usually Because 00:23:34.740 --> 00:23:36.519 you never know if they're that crazy. The wolves 00:23:36.519 --> 00:23:38.460 are vicious, too. Yeah. So I'm thinking this 00:23:38.460 --> 00:23:41.339 is a fake story. Yeah. I mean, because... It's 00:23:41.339 --> 00:23:43.980 fake because, come on, first, where do you even 00:23:43.980 --> 00:23:46.599 find a wolf? More fake and gay shit. Somebody 00:23:46.599 --> 00:23:49.640 sent that to me, too. If you found a wolf pack, 00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:51.539 you wouldn't even be able to get close to it. 00:23:51.900 --> 00:23:54.279 They'd be either attacking you or running away. 00:23:54.279 --> 00:23:55.779 First of all, you're not going to find a wolf 00:23:55.779 --> 00:23:58.779 pack in the middle of the day. So now you're 00:23:58.779 --> 00:24:00.880 a furry with a backpack on because you need... 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:02.180 I mean, this guy just went out in the woods and 00:24:02.180 --> 00:24:05.319 found a wolf pack right away. And you got to 00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:07.680 think about it. Where do you park? How far do 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:11.099 you got to walk? You know what I mean? Like, 00:24:11.299 --> 00:24:13.079 are you shitting in, you know? Are you playing? 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:15.339 You have toilet paper. Are you wiping your ass 00:24:15.339 --> 00:24:20.980 with bushes? It sounds like he didn't get a chance 00:24:20.980 --> 00:24:23.319 to even have to worry about wiping his ass because 00:24:23.319 --> 00:24:27.640 he got attacked by bugs. Which is great. I mean, 00:24:27.660 --> 00:24:29.000 but they would have mulled the fuck out of him. 00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:32.039 This motherfucker would have been dead. Oh, man. 00:24:32.299 --> 00:24:34.799 But now that's fucking, that's actually pretty 00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:37.559 funny. Now that if we should fucking try to, 00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:40.880 if you're a furry, you have to try to acclimate 00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:46.579 to a pet. Hopefully you're not a fish, bitch. 00:24:47.079 --> 00:24:49.680 You can fucking push your ass in the ocean. I 00:24:49.680 --> 00:24:53.240 hope we get to swim in that soon. You just belly 00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:57.440 up in four seconds. Fucking, that'd be good. 00:24:57.660 --> 00:25:01.259 Someone walking around as a. A lion or something 00:25:01.259 --> 00:25:03.599 saying, now I'll put you in the cage at the zoo 00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:05.299 with the lions. No, not in the cage. We're sending 00:25:05.299 --> 00:25:08.240 your ass to Africa. You're going to the Sub -Saharan. 00:25:08.579 --> 00:25:10.920 Yeah, but you could also have like a TV show 00:25:10.920 --> 00:25:13.140 where you put the people in the cage with the 00:25:13.140 --> 00:25:15.779 animals. See how long it takes for the animals 00:25:15.779 --> 00:25:18.660 to realize it's not a... Is it bestiality if 00:25:18.660 --> 00:25:21.759 we send your tiger ass to the Sub -Saharan and 00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:25.839 all of a sudden the lion's like using you? Is 00:25:25.839 --> 00:25:31.890 that bestiality? Yeah. I would say. But who's 00:25:31.890 --> 00:25:34.450 going to enforce it? A couple of clicks and some 00:25:34.450 --> 00:25:38.069 spears running after you. You know what that 00:25:38.069 --> 00:25:42.490 means, right? Yeah, absolutely. But it's like, 00:25:42.829 --> 00:25:46.829 if you can live, if you can acclimate to a pack 00:25:46.829 --> 00:25:49.470 of what you are, then you can be a furry. That's 00:25:49.470 --> 00:25:52.349 your strikes. Yeah. It's like 300. You know, 00:25:52.470 --> 00:25:54.089 you got to go out into the fucking wilderness 00:25:54.089 --> 00:25:55.390 and do your bullshit and then come back up. If 00:25:55.390 --> 00:25:57.529 you can go live with a pack of wild cats or something 00:25:57.529 --> 00:25:59.809 for a month and come back alive, you can wear 00:25:59.809 --> 00:26:01.309 this suit. Monkeys and shit? Yeah. If you're 00:26:01.309 --> 00:26:04.890 a monkey, you got to go live with them. They'll 00:26:04.890 --> 00:26:06.890 rip your fucking balls off. Dude, they rip your 00:26:06.890 --> 00:26:09.609 face off. They eat your face off. They rip your 00:26:09.609 --> 00:26:11.069 fingers and your hands off. Bite them off. And 00:26:11.069 --> 00:26:13.369 then your genitalia. Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah. 00:26:13.579 --> 00:26:19.640 So now you gotta go. The bears. Dude, I'm telling 00:26:19.640 --> 00:26:21.599 you. And then we can have them sign a waiver 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:24.319 and we can go hibernate and sleep. I don't know 00:26:24.319 --> 00:26:26.940 about the hibernation is cool, actually. Yeah, 00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:28.980 but when the bear wakes up and says, what the 00:26:28.980 --> 00:26:31.440 fuck is this? He's all hungry. He might eat that 00:26:31.440 --> 00:26:34.980 fucker. I think this is going to be like a one 00:26:34.980 --> 00:26:37.259 episode show. We don't have enough time to wait 00:26:37.259 --> 00:26:40.160 for hibernation. Well. I know what you mean though. 00:26:40.519 --> 00:26:42.519 I'm just busting your nuts though. I understand 00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:47.000 that, but we should do that with the gay community 00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:49.099 too. I like the cage too. Like, you know, a tiger 00:26:49.099 --> 00:26:51.579 furry, put him in the cage with the most meanest 00:26:51.579 --> 00:26:54.380 tiger in the zoo in the whole United States or 00:26:54.380 --> 00:26:55.960 whatever. Just starve him for like two, couple 00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:59.180 weeks. The tiger, yeah. Throw him in there. And 00:26:59.180 --> 00:27:02.660 then we videotape it and sell it. It's like, 00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:07.319 and then we donate half of the donate. loosely 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:14.079 used to the WWF. We allegedly donate. I'll put 00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:19.759 a fucking sticker on my Rolls Royce. I donated. 00:27:20.039 --> 00:27:23.500 I gave it the office. Yeah, just the license 00:27:23.500 --> 00:27:29.500 plate thing. The way we're heading is not going 00:27:29.500 --> 00:27:31.119 to be... I don't think it's going to be good 00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:32.259 because you know what's going to happen next? 00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:34.500 Guess we're going to send them. Oh, Chicago. 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.319 Yeah. And then you know what's gonna happen, 00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:42.259 right? Hmm. You think we'll get scooped up. Why? 00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:45.519 Well then, that's what I'm saying. Fucking Homeland 00:27:45.519 --> 00:27:49.500 Security's gay. Everything, it's all gay as fuck, 00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:51.539 you know what I mean? Like, everybody's like, 00:27:51.559 --> 00:27:53.880 oh, it's like the Nazis. No, stop disparaging 00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:56.140 the Nazis' name like that. Exactly. It's not 00:27:56.140 --> 00:27:59.700 like the Nazis at all. This is fucking 10 .0 00:27:59.700 --> 00:28:02.059 and you idiots don't realize it. Oh, I voted 00:28:02.059 --> 00:28:05.920 for this, fuck you. You're fucking gay and retarded. 00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:07.880 You don't know what's going on. I listen. I don't 00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:10.500 know what's going on I know this is what I fucking 00:28:10.500 --> 00:28:13.980 see. I see stupid fucking patterns cuz I'm retarded, 00:28:14.099 --> 00:28:18.500 you know Start sending people in and doing this 00:28:18.500 --> 00:28:20.440 shit start taking away rights of these people 00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:23.019 and then all of a sudden they Clean this shit 00:28:23.019 --> 00:28:24.740 up. And then where do they go next? Let's talk 00:28:24.740 --> 00:28:30.829 about this man. I gotta say sorry to Scotty Adam 00:28:30.829 --> 00:28:32.650 you're really gonna bring this up now. Well because 00:28:32.650 --> 00:28:35.309 man they came and saw the worst fucking show 00:28:35.309 --> 00:28:37.230 we ever played Yeah, we did it with two weeks 00:28:37.230 --> 00:28:40.190 ago with the worst sound man. I ever experienced 00:28:40.190 --> 00:28:43.829 in my life Who and it was the first time I ever 00:28:43.829 --> 00:28:46.190 played piano on stage and it's an electronic 00:28:46.190 --> 00:28:49.819 keyboard and I couldn't carry, it was a sea of 00:28:49.819 --> 00:28:51.579 people and it was like, I would have had to carry 00:28:51.579 --> 00:28:53.440 my amp for two blocks. This is really eating 00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:55.440 Larry up, man. Let me tell you that he's gotta 00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:59.279 come out and say it in front of people, nine 00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:02.559 people. I go to the sound man, I'm like, dude, 00:29:02.660 --> 00:29:04.980 am I gonna get my keyboard coming through the 00:29:04.980 --> 00:29:07.019 monitor so I don't have to bring my fucking amp 00:29:07.019 --> 00:29:09.259 through this big crowd? Oh yeah, yeah, don't 00:29:09.259 --> 00:29:12.240 worry about it. And the guy was, he didn't, he 00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:14.940 wasn't there and he was fucking such an amateur. 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:17.779 It's all right. He's like, could you guys hold 00:29:17.779 --> 00:29:20.039 on? Wait, wait. Okay, Larry, listen. So, sorry, 00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:22.279 boys. We fucking... I got to hang out with my 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:23.759 boys. I really don't suck as bad as that. Well, 00:29:23.819 --> 00:29:25.799 you do suck as bad as that. I mean, obviously, 00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:27.640 you're the number one sweetheart in Boys Town. 00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:32.539 The sucking king. But not on the musical fucking 00:29:32.539 --> 00:29:34.579 front. Well, you know what? It should have been... 00:29:34.579 --> 00:29:38.019 You had your John Cale moment. Yeah. Avangard 00:29:38.019 --> 00:29:41.339 bullshit. You tried it. And it slapped you in 00:29:41.339 --> 00:29:44.640 the dick. So, guess what? They're not doing that 00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:49.380 again. Yeah, we will. No. That's all right. And 00:29:49.380 --> 00:29:54.099 then, you know, like you said, I got to hang 00:29:54.099 --> 00:29:55.900 out with my boys. We all got to fucking hang 00:29:55.900 --> 00:29:58.400 out. And here's another thing. This is going 00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:01.819 out to Jay. She's a frequent guest on here. You 00:30:01.819 --> 00:30:06.299 all know Jay out there. Fuckin' loudmouth. She, 00:30:06.660 --> 00:30:08.579 um... Oh, boy. You're gonna really start a feud 00:30:08.579 --> 00:30:10.240 with her right now? Yeah, hell yeah. You're gonna 00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:12.359 do it right now? I got a few rules. She's gonna 00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:14.759 listen to this. I know. I hope she does, is why 00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:16.859 I'm doing this. I'm not even gonna... I'm just 00:30:16.859 --> 00:30:19.339 gonna step back. I know she knows she's in the 00:30:19.339 --> 00:30:21.579 wrong because the bitch didn't fuckin' call me. 00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:24.140 Those are strong words right off the fuckin' 00:30:24.380 --> 00:30:28.130 bat. Number one, if you can't get up on the stage 00:30:28.130 --> 00:30:30.529 under your own fucking power, you shouldn't get 00:30:30.529 --> 00:30:32.509 up on the stage. Number two, if you don't know 00:30:32.509 --> 00:30:35.509 - Wait, we gotta elaborate on that. She's trying, 00:30:35.630 --> 00:30:37.910 okay. I'm pushing you now. She's trying to get 00:30:37.910 --> 00:30:39.750 up on the stage. Uh -huh, and what are you saying? 00:30:39.829 --> 00:30:42.309 It's like about this - About two foot. Maybe 00:30:42.309 --> 00:30:44.150 this tall. About two foot. A little less than 00:30:44.150 --> 00:30:46.519 two feet maybe. Okay, whatever. But it's not 00:30:46.519 --> 00:30:48.799 that high but you're giving let's give her two 00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:51.059 feet just to make her fucking feel better And 00:30:51.059 --> 00:30:53.640 anyways, I think this is making you feel better. 00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:55.799 Yeah, we're kind of projecting right now. I have 00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:58.779 some really fucking uh, yes I am your freudian 00:30:58.779 --> 00:31:01.180 moment. Yeah, you're gonna do a bunch of blow 00:31:01.180 --> 00:31:04.900 and then have touch kids Here's what happened 00:31:04.900 --> 00:31:08.799 So she's she's trying to get up there. She can't 00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:11.440 get up there the two -foot little fucking step 00:31:12.219 --> 00:31:14.279 Which she should have went around the back with 00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:16.680 her stairs, but again, that's neither here nor 00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:18.680 there. So one of her friends had to like help 00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:21.380 her up. It was almost like pushing her ass up 00:31:21.380 --> 00:31:24.619 there. No, I think it was, I think it was Todd 00:31:24.619 --> 00:31:28.960 Tweedy. And then, and then she gets on stage 00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:31.240 and I'm already fucking pissed. And I, and I 00:31:31.240 --> 00:31:33.720 told Bobby, you know, grab this. Cause it was 00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:35.519 a song where I was playing guitar and he was 00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.079 playing keyboard. And I'm like, here, take the 00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:38.759 mic. And he's like, I don't really sing on this 00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:41.880 one. So now it gave her an opportunity because 00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:44.339 there was an open microphone. What does Grandma 00:31:44.339 --> 00:31:46.380 Emanuel say? You can't let a good crisis go to 00:31:46.380 --> 00:31:50.920 waste. Yeah, exactly. She doesn't know the words. 00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:52.700 And we're fucking playing the Pink Floyd song. 00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:55.319 She doesn't know the cadence of the rhythm of 00:31:55.319 --> 00:31:57.579 the fucking words. You are really fucking dipping 00:31:57.579 --> 00:32:00.140 your toe in the water, aren't you, bro? Fourth 00:32:00.140 --> 00:32:02.980 of all, she couldn't even get down back off the 00:32:02.980 --> 00:32:05.440 motherfucking stage. And well, you know what? 00:32:05.660 --> 00:32:07.440 Technically, she should sue you because it's 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:12.779 not ADA accessible. She should come after you 00:32:12.779 --> 00:32:16.059 and the fucking village and the village to do 00:32:16.059 --> 00:32:18.099 that shit. I'm going to call a fucking lawyer. 00:32:19.779 --> 00:32:23.839 She would have fell. That would have broken her 00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:30.200 fucking hip. Oh, man. Larry, I don't mean to 00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:35.339 laugh. You are fucking dipping your toe in the 00:32:35.339 --> 00:32:38.990 devil's fucking toilet, aren't you? You really 00:32:38.990 --> 00:32:40.789 want to talk tonight. I'm gonna go to a punk 00:32:40.789 --> 00:32:43.509 rock show. It's an Italian, which is great I 00:32:43.509 --> 00:32:46.210 saw so many fucking shows this summer everybody 00:32:46.210 --> 00:32:48.589 you gotta know I just want me tonight as you 00:32:48.589 --> 00:32:51.170 greatfully absolutely if I can't and fucking 00:32:51.170 --> 00:32:54.650 I Just it's been so much rock and roll that I 00:32:54.650 --> 00:32:58.230 can't be more blessed to fucking be experience 00:32:58.230 --> 00:33:01.529 all these alcohols and drugs and rock and roll 00:33:01.529 --> 00:33:06.839 Dude, you're like almost 60 slow down Oh, oh, 00:33:07.140 --> 00:33:09.599 Ryan's got acid. Oh, right. That's great. Let's 00:33:09.599 --> 00:33:12.720 just say that to their nine ball or nine listener. 00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:16.700 I mean, that's good to know. I'm going to fucking 00:33:16.700 --> 00:33:18.240 meet up with him. I can't handle that shit right 00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:21.039 now. Oh, man. That's so much to dedicate time 00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:23.140 to. Well, listen, I don't care. Last. Yeah, because 00:33:23.140 --> 00:33:24.900 you do nothing. You're a fucking. Well, listen, 00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:27.480 I'm going to Bible study at fucking eight in 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:30.220 the morning. So you're doing it tonight? Yeah. 00:33:30.349 --> 00:33:32.950 and then you're gonna go to Bible study. I don't 00:33:32.950 --> 00:33:36.349 know if that's abhorrent, I don't know if that's 00:33:36.349 --> 00:33:39.769 blasphemous, or it just might be the single most 00:33:39.769 --> 00:33:42.849 breakthrough that we've had in organized religion 00:33:42.849 --> 00:33:47.910 in a while, is go study the Bible on LSD. Which, 00:33:48.250 --> 00:33:51.329 actually on the back end. And you know what, 00:33:51.470 --> 00:33:53.950 I'm the most edgiest fucking person, obviously. 00:33:54.250 --> 00:33:57.029 Oh, look at me, I'm Larry. I'm edgy at Bible 00:33:57.029 --> 00:33:58.970 study. Well, yeah, obviously. I mean, how edgy 00:33:58.970 --> 00:34:01.369 can you be at Bible study? Do you guys fuck the 00:34:01.369 --> 00:34:02.910 kids up here? Do you fuck them in the back? Get 00:34:02.910 --> 00:34:05.450 out of here. Oh, get out of here. That's proven. 00:34:07.210 --> 00:34:09.309 There's no kids at Bible study. Yeah, because 00:34:09.309 --> 00:34:11.510 they're all tied up in the basement. Oh, my God. 00:34:12.090 --> 00:34:14.150 You're going to fucking rot in hell. I'm going 00:34:14.150 --> 00:34:16.489 to rot in hell because I'm telling the truth. 00:34:17.269 --> 00:34:20.670 Our priest is not a priest. No, you're not. Our 00:34:20.670 --> 00:34:22.610 dude is fucking married. We don't have... So 00:34:22.610 --> 00:34:28.150 there's no ever known predication or predilection? 00:34:28.150 --> 00:34:30.210 I didn't say it was never ever any known. Okay, 00:34:30.469 --> 00:34:32.250 so now you're basing... Not at my church, so... 00:34:32.250 --> 00:34:34.289 Exactly, so that's what kind of Catholic you 00:34:34.289 --> 00:34:35.969 are. I'm not Catholic. Not at my church. I'm 00:34:35.969 --> 00:34:37.650 not Catholic. We don't touch kids here. No, I'm 00:34:37.650 --> 00:34:39.250 not Catholic. We do it in the parking lot. It 00:34:39.250 --> 00:34:42.349 ain't Catholic, dude. I'm not Catholic. It's 00:34:42.349 --> 00:34:43.389 just a straight line. James, hell, that's what 00:34:43.389 --> 00:34:46.239 you are. It's a straight Bible church with no 00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:48.460 fucking Catholic shit. Yeah, when you go in there, 00:34:48.579 --> 00:34:50.460 it's a little gay. You know what? Actually, check 00:34:50.460 --> 00:34:54.219 this out. Yeah. The church formed because it 00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:57.599 was this Korean church. Oh, boy. That's why you 00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:59.559 never trust the enemy. What are you doing? Listen, 00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:02.599 shut up. So the church that they were at started 00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:05.300 putting up the gay pride flags and shit. And 00:35:05.300 --> 00:35:08.539 half the people were like, listen, we don't jive 00:35:08.539 --> 00:35:11.219 with that bullshit. And they split off. So it's 00:35:11.219 --> 00:35:13.559 like the temple of sat and then I moved to this. 00:35:13.420 --> 00:35:16.380 This is the church that I go to now. The church 00:35:16.380 --> 00:35:17.239 of Satan and the temple of Satan. And that's 00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:20.000 why I tell Kiki to come to church because there's 00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:22.199 a lot of cute Korean girls there. Yeah, there 00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:25.219 you go. That's the ultimate reason to go to church. 00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:27.400 Actually, it probably is. It is. You know what 00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:30.340 I mean? The Koreans though, man. You gotta remember. 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:32.679 Well, he likes that shit. They're fucking cute. 00:35:32.860 --> 00:35:35.420 They're all really cute, man. I'd say out of 00:35:35.420 --> 00:35:42.510 all the orientals. All the rug makers. They're 00:35:42.510 --> 00:35:46.630 the cutest rug maker. Absolutely. Okay. That's 00:35:46.630 --> 00:35:48.829 all right. I mean there's got to be a mama sign 00:35:48.829 --> 00:35:52.489 in every bunch. Absolutely. I mean, I don't know 00:35:52.489 --> 00:35:55.750 how I feel. So the people, who the fuck is the 00:35:55.750 --> 00:35:57.710 main dude there? Who's the one that talks to? 00:35:57.710 --> 00:36:00.150 My pastor. So who does he talk to then? My main 00:36:00.150 --> 00:36:01.510 pastor is an East Indian. Because doesn't a priest 00:36:01.510 --> 00:36:05.210 talk to God? No, he's not a priest. I know, but 00:36:05.210 --> 00:36:06.929 that's what I'm saying. So who does he talk to? 00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:10.500 I mean, we talked to other pastors and shit. 00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:12.519 Well, no, man. He's reading out of the Bible. 00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:14.880 It'd be great if he made his own Bible. We read 00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:17.079 right out of the Bible. He's like, round eye 00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:23.780 are bad. He's an Indian. He's an East Indian. 00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:26.860 Oh, wait, wait, wait a minute. My pastor. Larry. 00:36:26.860 --> 00:36:30.480 And then the other pastor's a Chinaman. Well, 00:36:30.579 --> 00:36:32.480 I mean, I would hope so. All the rug make. I 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:33.820 mean, it's cool. Well, no, because the other 00:36:33.820 --> 00:36:36.900 people are Koreans. The church is mostly Korean, 00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.980 but the pastor is an Indian. He was the only... 00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:44.619 Like laser beam Indian? Yeah, absolutely. And 00:36:44.619 --> 00:36:47.260 he was the only Christian family. What are you 00:36:47.260 --> 00:36:49.420 doing? You are just getting indoctrinated by 00:36:49.420 --> 00:36:53.699 the enemy at every fucking point. Did you not 00:36:53.699 --> 00:36:58.300 realize this? Are you retarded? And I mean that 00:36:58.300 --> 00:37:00.360 in actually the sense of the word what retarded 00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:04.219 is meant for. Not physically uncapable, just 00:37:04.219 --> 00:37:08.980 retarded you are. You got an Indian, a fucking 00:37:08.980 --> 00:37:12.500 carpet maker? Yeah. They're both really good, 00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:16.500 man. They're good. They're good guys. I am aghast 00:37:16.500 --> 00:37:19.360 at what I'm hearing right now. This is how far 00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:21.539 you've fallen from your Lord and Savior, Jesus 00:37:21.539 --> 00:37:25.699 Christ? Last week, two weeks ago, we had a guy 00:37:25.699 --> 00:37:31.190 from Jamaica. Pastor from Jamaica, black guy. 00:37:31.190 --> 00:37:33.349 I bet he went through the whole congregation, 00:37:33.690 --> 00:37:35.570 didn't he? It was fucking awesome, man. He was 00:37:35.570 --> 00:37:38.750 great. He listened to you. And he really jammed 00:37:38.750 --> 00:37:41.590 on the piano. It was like this piano virtuoso. 00:37:41.610 --> 00:37:43.289 I don't know what's going on. I don't know who 00:37:43.289 --> 00:37:47.349 you are anymore. You're praising the Jamaicans? 00:37:48.110 --> 00:37:50.590 The Koreans? He's not a Rastafarian. The Indians? 00:37:51.190 --> 00:37:53.750 I didn't say he was a Rastafarian. Huh? They 00:37:53.750 --> 00:37:55.309 believe in Jesus. Yeah, but you said they're 00:37:55.309 --> 00:37:56.869 not Christians, right? No, they're Christians. 00:37:57.030 --> 00:37:59.949 Are they? Not denominational? Yeah, yeah. Just, 00:38:00.110 --> 00:38:02.369 we read out in the Bible, straight Bible, nothing 00:38:02.369 --> 00:38:06.730 else. Which one? The Scoville? Larry? What do 00:38:06.730 --> 00:38:09.369 you mean, which Bible? Which Bible? King James? 00:38:10.570 --> 00:38:12.590 Scoville? Is it Scoville or Scofield? Scoville? 00:38:12.750 --> 00:38:16.110 I think Scoville. No, no. We read out of the... 00:38:17.980 --> 00:38:20.300 It's kind of dumb. I forgot what they call it. 00:38:20.300 --> 00:38:22.980 It's kind of dumb. The Bible is dumb. No, the 00:38:22.980 --> 00:38:25.179 version that they do. Yeah, does it have pictures 00:38:25.179 --> 00:38:28.320 in it? Like you guys coloring in it? No. This 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.320 sounds fake and shit. But the Bible I have is 00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:32.539 a... Oh, is this guy North Korean or South Korean? 00:38:33.579 --> 00:38:35.980 It's not, he's not, none of the guys, the whole 00:38:35.980 --> 00:38:38.619 congregation, most of them are Korean. It's like... 00:38:38.619 --> 00:38:42.480 What kind of Jim Jones shit are you into right 00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:45.159 now? Couple of blacks, couple of whites, you 00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:50.659 know? I don't think the Proud Boys or the Arian 00:38:50.659 --> 00:38:54.239 Brotherhood would approve of this message. I 00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:55.940 really don't think they would. I like it. Huh? 00:38:56.099 --> 00:38:58.880 I like it. It sounds very diverse. Yeah. You 00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:02.119 got fanooks in there? No, that's why they split 00:39:02.119 --> 00:39:03.960 away from the other church. Oh, they're fanook 00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:07.039 -free. Yeah, they put up the flag. Fanook -free 00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:10.579 since 93. Yeah, and here's what happened. It 00:39:10.579 --> 00:39:13.900 is a degeneracy. Absolutely. It's an abomination 00:39:13.900 --> 00:39:17.440 in God's eyes. It's another mental illness. Yeah. 00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:23.739 that is completely nurtured into the minds of 00:39:23.739 --> 00:39:27.679 sick people. Oh yeah, it's very promoted and 00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:29.960 fucking... It's very promiscuous too. Absolutely. 00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.500 You know, indoctrinating children into this fucking 00:39:32.500 --> 00:39:37.099 cult of... You know, how about the, you know, 00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:39.260 my kid's fricking nine years old. It's like, 00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:41.280 hey, you know what, I'm a boy. Okay, let's get 00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:44.869 your tits cut off. and let's make it feel good. 00:39:44.889 --> 00:39:46.889 How about you just cut one tit off and then save 00:39:46.889 --> 00:39:48.829 the other one just in case? You know what I mean? 00:39:48.889 --> 00:39:50.849 So now you only need one tit instead of two. 00:39:51.449 --> 00:39:53.190 Because if you're unsure, because you're a horrible 00:39:53.190 --> 00:39:56.030 parent, right? Absolutely. I mean, you might 00:39:56.030 --> 00:39:57.949 as well fuck it and give the kid at least a 50 00:39:57.949 --> 00:40:00.769 -50 chance of being able to do OnlyFans. But 00:40:00.769 --> 00:40:03.170 on OnlyFans, that might work. A one -titted freak? 00:40:03.610 --> 00:40:06.349 Yeah. Probably make a fortune. It would probably 00:40:06.349 --> 00:40:08.670 make a killing. You know, some dude just got 00:40:08.670 --> 00:40:11.880 half his nutsack cut off. Instead of getting 00:40:11.880 --> 00:40:13.780 the full thing. I mean what the fuck they want 00:40:13.780 --> 00:40:16.840 to make everybody eunuchs Yeah, and just make 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:19.840 us all viable and fucking manipulable and fucking 00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:21.440 I don't know if that's a word You've seen the 00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:25.099 thing you've seen the meme where they show It's 00:40:25.099 --> 00:40:29.320 like the other joint the the Trannies from the 00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:32.980 United States and the trannies from Thailand 00:40:32.980 --> 00:40:36.199 or Korea or something. Trannies are, okay, so 00:40:36.199 --> 00:40:38.260 you're talking about a male. And it's like a 00:40:38.260 --> 00:40:41.539 fat guy with a beard and a dress in the United 00:40:41.539 --> 00:40:44.619 States. And then they show the fucking really 00:40:44.619 --> 00:40:48.739 hot looking trannies. The prostitutes. Yes. That's 00:40:48.739 --> 00:40:51.199 why we need Kiki right now to talk about ladyboys. 00:40:51.940 --> 00:40:55.739 Because he knows them. Yes, he does. He's a purveyor 00:40:55.739 --> 00:41:02.340 of Thailand streets. He's a purveyor pervert. 00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:05.360 Yeah, I mean we're all degenerates at some point, 00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:08.219 you know to some extreme to some not extreme, 00:41:08.500 --> 00:41:12.380 but I Mean it's like we talked about before like 00:41:12.380 --> 00:41:14.860 it really blows my mind how history repeats itself 00:41:14.860 --> 00:41:17.340 You know what I mean? And you and I have a different 00:41:17.340 --> 00:41:19.280 opinion on this that it's like, okay Well, we 00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:21.460 already did this we can't we learned from this 00:41:21.460 --> 00:41:24.000 you would think that we would advance the civilization 00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:29.190 in mind capacity, brain capacity, spatial awareness, 00:41:29.389 --> 00:41:31.530 all this other shit, to where we wouldn't let 00:41:31.530 --> 00:41:34.929 history repeat itself. But rather than doing 00:41:34.929 --> 00:41:36.889 that, we're just gonna write it in books and 00:41:36.889 --> 00:41:39.309 make it the fucking pariah of everything, you 00:41:39.309 --> 00:41:41.170 know, you're a white supremacist, you're an anti 00:41:41.170 --> 00:41:44.670 -Semite, you know, you're a racist, you're all 00:41:44.670 --> 00:41:48.369 these things. But you just don't wanna fix it, 00:41:48.389 --> 00:41:50.590 because it's easier to make money off of, right? 00:41:51.550 --> 00:41:55.019 Like the gay DL. Black like Black Lives Matters, 00:41:55.019 --> 00:41:57.260 which has been proven, you know, it went defunct, 00:41:57.400 --> 00:42:00.480 I think. Oh yeah, they were ripping off like 00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:03.960 crazy. The bitch had, you know, 11 million dollar 00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:07.719 house and shit and stole all the money. Her brother 00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:10.400 had a security company. Yeah, I got a two million 00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:13.820 dollar contract for one year work. All kinds 00:42:13.820 --> 00:42:15.480 of good shit. And that's like another thing too, 00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:19.260 which makes me think that just how... gay and 00:42:19.260 --> 00:42:21.559 fake the government is. They're like, oh yeah, 00:42:21.780 --> 00:42:24.199 you know, the Indian guy comes on fucking TV 00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:28.360 from the CIA, which you're not an American. All 00:42:28.360 --> 00:42:31.420 right, you're Indian. Get over it. His name's 00:42:31.420 --> 00:42:33.619 Cash Mattel. Let's get the fuck out of here. 00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:38.039 Andy's fucking dating a massage agent, okay, 00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:40.840 through PragerU and all this other bullshit, 00:42:41.179 --> 00:42:45.059 but I digress. So. Ah, fuck, I forgot what I 00:42:45.059 --> 00:42:47.760 was talking about. That last hit got me. Oh, 00:42:48.059 --> 00:42:50.139 so all of a sudden you're gonna tell me there's 00:42:50.139 --> 00:42:53.920 all these emails and all these bags of like, 00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:56.579 these burn bags of shit that they left in the 00:42:56.579 --> 00:42:59.599 fucking, they had in a back room at the CIA. 00:42:59.980 --> 00:43:02.960 Oh, so fucking spooky. It's like the Scooby -Doo, 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:05.260 they're gonna pull that fucking, the mask off 00:43:05.260 --> 00:43:06.980 that Indian and there's gonna be another Indian 00:43:06.980 --> 00:43:09.440 underneath it, you know? Yeah, well. Well, do 00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.400 you believe this stuff? I don't know what to 00:43:11.400 --> 00:43:14.139 believe, man. I think you believe more than you're 00:43:14.139 --> 00:43:16.340 letting on to though. No, I don't know what to 00:43:16.340 --> 00:43:18.159 believe. I think you're a puppet of the system. 00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:21.559 Oh, okay. Yes, I do. Are you working for the 00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:24.199 Massad? Because I want a cut of that check. What 00:43:24.199 --> 00:43:27.400 the fuck, man? You do have that nose, man. Very 00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:30.440 suspect. And I've said that before. I'm going 00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:32.840 to bring out a measuring tape next time. Okay. 00:43:34.500 --> 00:43:37.460 But people are like, oh my God, they found all 00:43:37.460 --> 00:43:40.769 this bullshit that says that. That's what I mean. 00:43:41.389 --> 00:43:46.130 You don't know what to believe. This person was 00:43:46.130 --> 00:43:48.150 colluding with this person to do this fucking... 00:43:48.150 --> 00:43:50.650 It's like a carnival ride. You know what I mean? 00:43:50.909 --> 00:43:53.269 It just starts off real slow and then they push 00:43:53.269 --> 00:43:59.500 the fucking... The SIOP and the fucking Top Gear 00:43:59.500 --> 00:44:02.420 which they run millions of SIOPs on us every 00:44:02.420 --> 00:44:05.079 fucking day. Oh, yeah. You know? That's all the 00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:06.679 phone is. Just fucking lemmings and sheep just 00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:08.960 waiting to get fucking sheared and then shot 00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:11.440 in the head and served on somebody's plate. It's 00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:14.780 some shitty fucking, what do you call it? English 00:44:14.780 --> 00:44:18.079 pub. Fuck you. I don't want my shit turned into 00:44:18.079 --> 00:44:21.619 sausages and served fucking retards. Mm -mm. 00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:25.860 What the fuck you gonna do about it? Mm -mm. 00:44:26.090 --> 00:44:27.369 What are you going to do? You're going to fuck 00:44:27.369 --> 00:44:30.130 it. Take your kid, cut their fucking tits off, 00:44:30.469 --> 00:44:32.789 and then let them roll a fucking la -doo -boo, 00:44:32.989 --> 00:44:34.469 whatever, la -boo -boo, those little fucking 00:44:34.469 --> 00:44:37.050 dolls in fentanyl. Shove it up her ass. Start 00:44:37.050 --> 00:44:39.750 doing fucking fentanyl. And then stand behind 00:44:39.750 --> 00:44:41.889 in a flag and be like, this is the most American 00:44:41.889 --> 00:44:44.550 thing we can do. Because we can let people be 00:44:44.550 --> 00:44:51.230 people. Unless they're faggots. Criminals. Right? 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:54.280 I mean, is that what you want? No. You just want 00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:56.179 to stand by and just watch everything fucking 00:44:56.179 --> 00:44:57.820 go wrong? Man, I had a beautiful thing that my 00:44:57.820 --> 00:44:59.699 dad wrote, and I wish I would have brought it 00:44:59.699 --> 00:45:01.500 down here with me. OK, well, I mean, I'm asking 00:45:01.500 --> 00:45:02.679 you a question. Because what we're talking about 00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:06.199 now, what he wrote pertains. You read it before. 00:45:06.659 --> 00:45:10.000 Yeah. I know. So. No, no, it's a different one. 00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:12.099 It's a better one. All right, well. It's even 00:45:12.099 --> 00:45:15.139 better. We try not to do a lot of reading on 00:45:15.139 --> 00:45:17.179 this fucking show. It's not long or nothing. 00:45:18.099 --> 00:45:21.139 Yeah. OK, well, I'll take your word for it. Are 00:45:21.139 --> 00:45:22.059 you just going to shut down now? We'll do it 00:45:22.059 --> 00:45:23.940 next time. Yeah, you're just going to shut down 00:45:23.940 --> 00:45:26.519 now completely. You're totally a fucking Jewish 00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:31.460 robot. Fucking slow -mo 5 ,000 over here. Get 00:45:31.460 --> 00:45:34.780 the fuck out of here. Last night I got so fucked 00:45:34.780 --> 00:45:39.860 up, man. I was on the scooter and shit. I was 00:45:39.860 --> 00:45:41.480 like, fuck. Oh man, riding backwards through 00:45:41.480 --> 00:45:44.860 Boys Town. Just showing your meat off. Actually, 00:45:45.059 --> 00:45:46.880 I think you were kind of riding forward, and 00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:48.559 then you remember those old pants where they 00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:51.699 had the flaps on the ass? And they take them 00:45:51.699 --> 00:45:53.940 down. That's the kind of dude. I think you are. 00:45:54.179 --> 00:46:00.219 Yeah, just bareback and You gotta go a little 00:46:00.219 --> 00:46:08.969 siren I'll tell you one thing I really... Mary's 00:46:08.969 --> 00:46:11.449 at the bottom of this 47th minute right now. 00:46:12.289 --> 00:46:16.369 One time, what I definitely do every day and 00:46:16.369 --> 00:46:18.650 every time I see a cute girl is I definitely 00:46:18.650 --> 00:46:21.130 honk the horn in the car or the horn on my bike. 00:46:21.190 --> 00:46:24.710 Or I scream at them on my scooter. Like a complete 00:46:24.710 --> 00:46:29.230 psychopath. Hey honey! I say looking good doll. 00:46:29.469 --> 00:46:34.340 Yeah. And the funny thing is, is he didn't really, 00:46:34.579 --> 00:46:37.260 he doesn't really discriminate on age. Because 00:46:37.260 --> 00:46:41.559 I've been there first -handed. Look at you laugh. 00:46:41.739 --> 00:46:43.960 We know it. If you're a listener to the show, 00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:46.659 you know when Larry laughs like this, he's fucking 00:46:46.659 --> 00:46:49.820 lying. If I sent Kiki a video of you just laughing 00:46:49.820 --> 00:46:52.000 for three seconds, he'd be like, Larry's lying 00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:55.760 right now. And I've been there single and a snort 00:46:55.760 --> 00:47:00.800 too. Oh man, this guy's a massage agent. Whatever, 00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:03.420 we can send your ass back to fucking Israel or 00:47:03.420 --> 00:47:09.500 homeland. I've been in the car where you've actually 00:47:09.500 --> 00:47:11.679 freaked out because the window wouldn't roll 00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:13.119 down because you didn't know how to roll it down 00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:17.780 in my car. How do you roll the window down? You're 00:47:17.780 --> 00:47:24.539 yelling at the glass. How stoned you are. And 00:47:24.539 --> 00:47:26.659 he thought he was rolling the window down, and 00:47:26.659 --> 00:47:29.119 his Italian, you know, you're like Chris Cuomo. 00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:32.420 He's like, why would you cat call that lady? 00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:35.099 It's because I'm Italian. What do you expect? 00:47:35.099 --> 00:47:37.760 I'm not a pervert, I'm Italian. Yeah, it's fucking, 00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:41.300 it's just in my fucking sauce. Oh, I mean my 00:47:41.300 --> 00:47:44.239 blood, but that's fine. So Larry starts screaming 00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:47.440 and the window doesn't roll down. Which is probably 00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:50.039 one of my favorite fucking moments, my Larry 00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:52.619 moments. And then I had to roll the window down 00:47:52.619 --> 00:47:58.860 for him. So he could do take two on an underage 00:47:58.860 --> 00:48:03.460 child. It was an underage. It was a child. Fuck 00:48:03.460 --> 00:48:06.579 you. I mean, she had a pink backpack on. Oh, 00:48:06.579 --> 00:48:14.239 come on. Bullshit. She was a fox. She was a child. 00:48:14.340 --> 00:48:18.559 Oh my God. Disclaimer, she was not a child. I 00:48:18.559 --> 00:48:21.460 am just busting Larry's balls. Man, Larry, she 00:48:21.460 --> 00:48:27.119 had to be like 12. At least. Well, I mean, I 00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:32.320 don't know. Probably 12 times two. Huh? She was 00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:34.400 at least 20, 24, something like that. Well, I 00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:36.719 mean, 12 times two isn't 20, so let's go with 00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:39.579 24. 24. Yeah, sorry that you couldn't be. I mean, 00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:41.900 we should just have you do math on the show. 00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:46.019 Sounds like simple math. You and woofers going 00:48:46.019 --> 00:48:52.969 to math -off. I think that'll be great. I'll 00:48:52.969 --> 00:48:58.670 do math on you. Yeah, you guys got to write it 00:48:58.670 --> 00:49:03.409 out, bitch. Yeah, definitely. I mean, we got 00:49:03.409 --> 00:49:05.369 to do simple shit. He's only a fucking muffin 00:49:05.369 --> 00:49:09.190 right now, but. That's all right. I don't know 00:49:09.190 --> 00:49:13.530 algebra. I failed algebra. I failed algebra at 00:49:13.530 --> 00:49:17.889 least twice. Once in. You understand fractions 00:49:17.889 --> 00:49:24.780 though. Oh, yeah. Eighth quarter. I always do 00:49:24.780 --> 00:49:26.880 talk about it. I love to tell that story when 00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:30.000 that kid came out of the union and he couldn't 00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.500 read a tape measure and we had to tell and it 00:49:32.500 --> 00:49:36.199 took us man 30 45 minutes just to tell this you 00:49:36.199 --> 00:49:39.519 know and then all of a sudden we were like Eureka! 00:49:40.699 --> 00:49:44.179 Ace of weed, quarter of a weed, three ace, half, 00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:47.179 five, you know what I mean? And he was, oh, shit. 00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:49.539 He was like, yeah. And then, what are the little 00:49:49.539 --> 00:49:53.380 ones? 16ths. Ah, man. There was like 16 16ths, 00:49:53.480 --> 00:49:57.980 but you gotta go into Coke. Teener, 10th, you 00:49:57.980 --> 00:49:59.760 know? You're really breaking it down. You gotta 00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:02.800 get into the 30 seconds. Well, I mean, listen, 00:50:03.019 --> 00:50:03.800 man, I don't fucking support that fucking... 00:50:03.800 --> 00:50:05.900 Does a tape measure even go that small? It depends. 00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:08.059 Some of them do. But I mean, that's just like 00:50:08.059 --> 00:50:10.480 intricate bullshit. You're fucking cutting it 00:50:10.480 --> 00:50:12.000 30 seconds. You don't need it for the... You 00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:18.159 don't need it to bend right. No. No. Now they 00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:20.260 have bullshit where you type in the fucking the 00:50:20.260 --> 00:50:23.639 X and the Y and you come and it fucking comes 00:50:23.639 --> 00:50:26.119 all... It's all Bluetooth off your phone. You 00:50:26.119 --> 00:50:28.860 don't even have to, they make the shit where 00:50:28.860 --> 00:50:31.019 you don't have to do it anymore. Which is not 00:50:31.019 --> 00:50:33.340 a good sign, but someone still has to install 00:50:33.340 --> 00:50:36.519 it. So, fuck all you people that are gonna lose 00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:41.079 your jobs from fucking AI. Gays, fuck. Coding, 00:50:41.460 --> 00:50:43.739 it's like these people fucking, how don't you 00:50:43.739 --> 00:50:46.980 know that your field is gonna be soon fucking 00:50:46.980 --> 00:50:51.090 evaporated? By a computer program because they 00:50:51.090 --> 00:50:53.329 keep everything under wraps so the only time 00:50:53.329 --> 00:50:55.750 well the whole time they're working on AI They 00:50:55.750 --> 00:50:57.969 don't let you know about it think that they have 00:50:57.969 --> 00:51:00.030 shit right now that'll fucking blow your tits 00:51:00.030 --> 00:51:01.869 back You couldn't even yeah, but they don't know 00:51:01.869 --> 00:51:04.929 about it. So the regular coder that's working 00:51:04.929 --> 00:51:06.969 doesn't know about it Well, yeah, but if you're 00:51:06.969 --> 00:51:08.670 a programmer you're programming this fucking 00:51:08.670 --> 00:51:11.369 AI to fucking yeah that guy knows about it But 00:51:11.369 --> 00:51:13.869 all the rest of the coders don't know tell me 00:51:13.869 --> 00:51:15.730 that you're not in a community of fucking people 00:51:15.730 --> 00:51:17.050 that are like Hey, you know what and probably 00:51:17.050 --> 00:51:19.139 in like 20 or 30 years AI shit is going to take 00:51:19.139 --> 00:51:20.900 over, which is going to take over a lot of shit. 00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:22.679 Do they have these robots that do construction? 00:51:22.739 --> 00:51:26.360 It's fucking crazy. They have this tile robot. 00:51:26.579 --> 00:51:29.219 The motherfucking one robot comes in, fucking 00:51:29.219 --> 00:51:33.320 skims all the fucking the the thin set down for 00:51:33.320 --> 00:51:35.559 the tiles and another fucking robot comes in 00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:38.840 and lays all the fucking tiles down. But you 00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:42.480 need a guy to keep on reloading the tiles. So 00:51:42.480 --> 00:51:45.400 there's your labor. Now you're a slave to the 00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:49.079 robots. Wow, and this is all going on right now. 00:51:49.079 --> 00:51:50.900 They have one that does sheetrock. They have 00:51:50.900 --> 00:51:52.920 motherfuckers building houses and shit. Really? 00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:56.539 That's all right, though. I mean, you know, we 00:51:56.539 --> 00:51:57.699 have these people in this world that are - I 00:51:57.699 --> 00:51:59.760 didn't see any of that shit. I didn't see any 00:51:59.760 --> 00:52:00.840 of that shit. I'll show you some of it. It's 00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:02.840 fucking amazing. And then there's all these people 00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:05.699 that it's like, I'm such a fucking retard that 00:52:05.699 --> 00:52:07.820 I can't wait till a robot comes with a vagina. 00:52:07.900 --> 00:52:10.380 Like, what is wrong with you? There's actual 00:52:10.380 --> 00:52:12.980 people that - Right? You know, like buying them 00:52:12.980 --> 00:52:17.559 real dolls and shit. Oh, man. How much of degeneracy 00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:20.079 does that have to be that you have sex with a 00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:21.880 piece of plastic and then you have to clean it 00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:24.659 out? I don't know. It's pretty degenerate. Isn't 00:52:24.659 --> 00:52:27.800 it? Yeah. I mean, think about it. Do you like 00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:31.059 hang it off the rat of the fucking mine in the 00:52:31.059 --> 00:52:36.760 backyard? Just your fucking chick hanging from 00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:39.619 her arms? Cuz there's people that dress them 00:52:39.619 --> 00:52:42.179 up and take them out. Yeah, man. They're not 00:52:42.179 --> 00:52:47.239 crazy. Why does it keep on flashing? No, that's 00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:50.039 doing something. Yeah, you're high too. Yeah, 00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:54.219 we should shut down man because I want to go 00:52:54.219 --> 00:53:02.829 out and trip Got Ryan waiting for me We're supposed 00:53:02.829 --> 00:53:04.030 to go to this. All right. Well, we don't need 00:53:04.030 --> 00:53:06.050 your life story Larry We can just end this on 00:53:06.050 --> 00:53:08.110 you know on a high note You know, I mean you 00:53:08.110 --> 00:53:09.889 want to go into your fucking Norman Rockwell 00:53:09.889 --> 00:53:12.750 stories and then yeah, I'm gonna take the train 00:53:12.750 --> 00:53:16.349 from his house to the venue Okay. All right. 00:53:16.369 --> 00:53:18.650 All right. Thank you for tuning in to Larry needle 00:53:18.650 --> 00:53:21.550 show It's been a wonderful hour spent with you 00:53:21.550 --> 00:53:24.989 people today and Larry's massage I couldn't I 00:53:24.989 --> 00:53:27.550 couldn't have a better bunch to spend it with. 00:53:27.590 --> 00:53:33.030 Yeah With all nine of our thug life times nine. 00:53:33.030 --> 00:53:33.130 Thug life times nine. Thug life times nine. Thug 00:53:33.130 --> 00:53:34.110 life times nine.