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Fucking twink

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Motherfucker Larry looks like a twink who cleans

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Hey everybody well the last time Larry's got laid

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I'm wearing needles

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We got some racism for you tonight

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Celebrate the last day black history month speaking of which going out of bed. What are you?

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The baby like that

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Holding toss arrest is over tomorrow. Okay. Well good for spalding in does he have his bracelet on still?

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We'll see yeah, we'll see how long he goes because last time he was free for about a week and a half

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He was fucking niggling around

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It didn't take him long to get in trouble

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Why are you by this warehouse? I'm just niggling around

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None of your business and we got a pool started

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And you know any of the fans out there like the over under and days before it takes me for give them trouble

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Or how many slices can you eat in one day? I know

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We already know that number shit you guys are a bunch of faggot

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I just did that to screw up

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What are you doing I do like that little I don't like it at all

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What are you doing? You just stopped the whole pod

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My poor your dummy fucking thing

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Because what a fucking guy fucks in your ass it makes us noises you're doing

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I actually like that so reminds me David Bowie and like a little back in Thailand

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You don't find out she's a boy till you're in the

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Yeah, then you scamper

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Excuse me lady you have a weiner

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First of all let's get into it

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Black history black history month happy black history month and we're Jim right in front of us

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Yep, he had a fucking fat girl Kiki with the dashiki. Oh that rhymes. Yeah, look at me

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I'm the fucking fifth beastie boy

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And I just watched a help last night

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We're the help you never seen that movie. No, it's about lagging the good old days. I watched a porno called

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No, we're all stuck in a dryer

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I

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Wasn't on african-american gentlemen secure your white race

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Yes, I'm sorry

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I'm xenophobic. Yes, keep on going

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Back in the day Mississippi where they had all the help man, I don't believe the story he tells us

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I'm saying the help the black helpers. Yeah, the helpers

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Man I should words of crown one into one girl shits in a pie, but the woman loves her pie so much

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She's like you're eating my shit

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Pretty funny

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People pay for that stuff right now people like

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But now I got the crown on with the USS say whatever you want acceptable fuck Israel

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I need Israel crown. I like what I like what Donald

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Fucking was awesome today. You're a faggot

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It was great because he told him listen man, you got nothing without who fucking

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Fucking guy who plays his piano with this dick. Yeah. Yeah, this is who I fucking gonna give money to

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Well, how many would fucking

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Give me that would net and yahoo and then we'll fucking talk well, maybe not. Oh my god

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Yeah, he's next on the left kiki z

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Ogg you know what that means, right?

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Zionist operated government. Oh, fuck Ruby Ridge was starting this shit and let's start off with this

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Congratulations to the fucking AT the gay TF and the gay FBI for fucking rating

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Well, wake-up ranch on this date it left for 51 days

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51 days when all the way to April 19th. Fuck you the government what year? Wow, none of your business

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Look at why you standing cuz I feel like it okay, why don't you get your fucking mobile fucking glory hole

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Let's see what happens. Maybe we could fucking call Craigslist for you

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Yeah, fucking faggot

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Yeah, we're in trouble no one trouble for what though, what are we in trouble for not just the way everything's going for

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I'm gonna tell you right now. No, J.D. Vance his mentor is Peter teal. Yes. Who's you got a talent here?

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Yes, we want to go into palanquin. That's fine. No, I'm just saying we go pay pal

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No, but I'm just saying we're fucked right now. Yes the shekel bro, but it's all tech bros right now

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Which are shut down old man. Yeah, they're all shekel. What do you call it?

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paypal

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That was very disrespectful

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And then I heard I actually heard calling the gay DL on you

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I heard our main man Nick Fuentes was talking about a Peter teal is you know, I don't think I think he's married

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But he has like a little boy. Oh, no, no, here we go. Listen, I'm gonna do something for you guys

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This is graceful. Well, no, but um, what do you call it keep going home guys?

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Well, yeah, no, I'm talking about Peter and this is the people that are mentoring our vice president

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Well, I mean listen first of all

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Billionaires run this country. Okay, we take us and they always

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Well, no, but they take us a two-way. How about we fucking tax billionaires, which is really really really

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Lower hanging fruit than blaming everything on the Jews shall I say yeah tax the billionaires? Oh my god

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It's so easy to be so good, but um, okay

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Even better was it's like on this day February 28th

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The red coats began to siege on a church believed to be stockpiling weapons in the end. They burnt the church

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Downkilling 70 men women

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No weapons that was Waco

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Yeah, no, that's what I say

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Little bit yeah, you're such a man. Thank you for telling me

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Pin the thing a little lower man

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Pull it take it off and put it down

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Crazy

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Chicago gangsters better be fucking crazy. Okay, listen, all right

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So these are so there's some Latin Kings this girl breaks up with a Latin King 16 year old boyfriend

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Then he tells her that he's outraged and he wants to kill a Latin King

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He flips to another gang. Okay. All right kill someone in Sandy and SD

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Satan's disciples, okay, good at night with a laser gun. I don't know what laser gun means probably a laser guided

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Well, no laser. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like a red dot but with a laser just like that. Oh, first of all

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Like you shouldn't even have fucking he shouldn't even have speaking rights at this table a part time now

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All right, so then here we go

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So then this guy fucking

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Kills this guy who's an innocent bystander two weeks later finds the murder vehicle driving around the they arrest somebody

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Called Smokey, but that person says I didn't do the murder and he snitches on who did okay

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All right, so we got Smokey snitching on the guy who did this in Chicago. Okay. We got Chicago probably smoky have his

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Custodian car. Yes, there you go. That's why I love you muffin boy. So then two weeks later

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Oh wait, and then he doesn't relocate Smokey. All right, right gets killed for it

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All right gets murdered for fucking snitching. All right, Smokey was a smart one after little tears

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I got to show you pictures later little tears was arrested for narcotics. He tricked on Giller and

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Little tears later flipped at La Raza. So these fucking guys are flipping gangs. I'm

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Amazing doing all the I know you guys can't keep up with this. No, I can't but here's the thing. Here's the thing

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I guess I need a face tattoos

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I know but I'm gonna get a flip-tie.

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Black History Month guy wrote this so we're gonna have to deal with it. You know what I mean? Okay, so ultimately oh wait

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So ultimately the breakup led to two persons being killed so he so fucking uh

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This fucking guy they just arrested him actually

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So then this fucking guy oh that's better the breakup led the two persons being killed three persons arrested for murder

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Too snitched and too flipped to him and this guy just got arrested

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Literally in Chicago

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Serial killer he murdered six people so Hispanic teen serial killer

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Responsible for six killings on Chicago Southwest side in damn 20

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They say that this fucking guy

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Wait a second and Tony or a S20 this he's 21 now

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So this is in 2020 damn a kid. He's charged with randomly

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Random not even hit. I know how you people like to do it in the South of Africa. Yeah, that's either no one's let me tell you

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Um, he randomly killed six people over a nine-month span in 20

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2020 just random random. Yeah, that's pathetic because he thought they were rivals and then this girl broke up with them and

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Well not as not as random as you think though because he thought they're

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It's fucking ridiculous man that is

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Recoculus I can't believe the fucking

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This is crazy. What's going on in the world right now? Like how the fuck dude, but the problem is is you can't

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Get away with shit like you did any no

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Dude, remember we used to pump guys guys are we used to pump gas and there was no cameras. No, nothing. We paid cash

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Yeah, when I pull up to the point when I first started going out with Mary. This is a funny story

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We're at her sister's house, you know, and I had just stolen a tank of gas and

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Better go somewhere. It does and so we're at Beth's house reading dinner or whatever

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My dad calls everybody's name dad my dad calls, you know the cop because the cops called my house

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All right, you want to speed it up and my mom's like you're stealing gas

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What the fuck and now Beth is telling Mary, you know what maybe she just fucking forget about this kid

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You know drive him home or let him go home. Yeah, you drive you home later for four nights and he stole

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Funny, that's the worst thing to worry about

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And I'm married to her

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We all right, we're rebuttal. So that's it. I got my mom calling

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The gas station took off, you know before you had to prepay

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Oh, when you use it and go back that was a while back because yeah, that wouldn't even allow those things to work

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This teenager kills fucking sick. I didn't marry it a long time in fucking. No, what do you call it?

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No, it's no Chicago, it's a nine months. He killed six people. I'm sorry. I apologize

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This is even better. This makes me laugh. All right, but on the bright side

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He impregnated six other girls randomly in the neighborhood. So he had six kids in it the nine months makeup

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Shit died. I'm gonna read you this title from the news and let me know how you feel. All right

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Left-wing theater managers who invited 200 migrants to a free show will abandon the building and face bankruptcy as

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refugees still refused to leave

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After three months and spark wave of sex related

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No, he has to defend his people because he's got the cheeky on all right Africa. Well, here's the first of all USA

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You people are animals and savages get out of our country

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I forgot you let us in we don't have to leave let you in I mean first of all you

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get here I mean

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Yeah, you see a black guy on a boat

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Except are you are you?

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relatives with Jim

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Are you just a relative?

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Great great-grandpappy. Yeah, whatever

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We have an inch of Mima. Oh, yeah, you know what I got a great thing on the inch of my mind

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What'd you hear? Yeah, her family's actually a hooker

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Larry

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No, you are a fucking

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My family's past as they should be why what happened actually

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The bottle

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Mrs. Butterworth was racist whatever miss butter what the answer my no missus butterworth isn't a real person dude

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Yeah, no missus butterworth. Oh, no, no, I mean none of these people are real

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Jemima was real. I think yeah, she

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Originally, but you guys you probably remember back in the day when she had the red bandana and the big lips and the fucking work clothes

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Like you were mad I don't remember

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And then they updated her then they updated her in like the 80s to like this 80s. It's all the Jews

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Looser it really is

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She had a fucking Jerry curl on the fucking new one

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Remembered all this

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Into my man. I ate a lot of fucking waffles the bottle would always slip out of your hand when you grab it because it was all greasy

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Now I don't know about that. It was sticky

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Fucking

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What do we talk about we talk about the Epstein files how we've been bamboozled again by the stupid Trump administration

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Yeah, I know but what did you expect from them? That's the F that's the FBI. It's not Trump

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But here's the thing. Why can't Patel just he's the head of the director of the FBI

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Why can't he just go take the shit first of all I want to wake up and people being arrested fuck files. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, Adam shift Adam shift fucking

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What do you call it?

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Pedestal all these fucking people, you know, they mean

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First of all, look at Larry look at me

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I love you guys are my boys. You know more about Epstein than they do

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You know more about Epstein than they do I know more about Epstein than they do if you listen to Darrell Cooper

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Shit, right starts with the fucking Jews and that's how it ends. Okay. You think this shit stops

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I want to see Zorro ranch when they were doing fucking gene manipulation. Yeah, you genics with that's what he was new Mexico, right?

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Yes, or ranch New Mexico. I mean these people forget they're like, oh my god. Tell me what happened on 9-11

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I know that 9-11 two buildings fell down. You know who were behind it. Mm-hmm. This is why we need a shuffle noise dropping on the ground

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Drop this is when I point to you. I wish we had one

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You know what a coin in there. I'll I'll make a record. Yeah, step up your game. That's what you fuck off

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I didn't know we needed a second. I didn't know we needed a shuffle noise, but I'll make one

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I didn't know that key. I know I was that's a new gong is dumbass hollow. I got that one that I played and I got

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It's the long version I do like this version

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I did there's coins at the end of Jews. No, that's the shuckles yet. I got a whole

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Jar full of shuckles

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Bang the Chinese now to fucking Asians hate the Jews

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They do they do

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Mean you and L. Sharpton are bros. Oh, did you see that clip with Sharpton? Which one?

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Busted on the coke

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I think we talked about on the pop

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No, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Oh, they did a DeLorean style taping with L. Sharpton and he had a fedora on which is

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Was he fat or skinny fat? Okay, and he was young though. He was young. Yeah, I like it. It was a black and white too

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Oh, wow, I guess I never set up never set them up for a hacker for coke deals and how much he can do

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That's the greatest racism ever black and white TV

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You instantly know the film hey, how come I can't see that oh he's smiling there

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He was hiding against the water

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But no, yeah, he got bus and then he became a

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Shil had Negro in charge. Yeah, actually first of all, okay, listen, so

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He's been an employment forever. Let's go with Malcolm X. Uh-huh and then all of a sudden

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Jesse the fucking rainbow

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El Sharpton so which the reverend which

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Did they get the best of I know you know, here's the thing though

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Fucking the lady from Dalton

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And then you got this dumbass

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Fucking Brandon Johnson takes 830 million on a 200 billion dollar loan or two billion dollars

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830 million

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That was a loan 2 billion 25 years to pay the interest and just the interest

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Just like the fucking interest only though the meters the parking area daily sold in the fucking Saudi Arabia

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Look into that. Hey, I want to give a shout out to my dad. Happy birthday dad. Oh

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It was his birthday the other day birthday. He's almost 88

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You got a word of fuel officers jacket

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When he turned 80 we put 80 fucking candles on the cake. Holy shit. I'll say you start the house on fire

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No, dude, you press the button on that and then the heats the coil

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You really drunk do your dad looks good. Thank you

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Yeah, except Larry. I mean Jesus Christ. You know what the funny thing is when you do fucking heroin it totally fucking

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Yes, it's all the exactly look at Larry. I mean Jesus Christ. He looks like a stonk 73. Yeah, he's preserved

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All right, he's like the book house you boys

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I like you Larry you never age. Oh my god, he doesn't talk. That's why I love him

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Don't talk back Larry

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Always got a choke on it pin or dude. What is wrong with you? You're almost 60. I know I know so I'm getting on dating websites again

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What's wrong with you you're almost 50

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I

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Can still fucking fucking

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Never choke on it fucking patch. I'll tell you what whichever girls you women you get there solid

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First of all, if ever playing the back if you were banged a black dude

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next

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second of all

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Don't be a coal burner in my presence

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Second of all, let me see your kids hair right if it looks like he's got a

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I mean

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Listen to rap music since he was fucking three months old

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Let me see if you have makeup around your eyes third of all

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Why do you want to date me

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I

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Know my racism my antisemitism on a daily

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Let me tell you

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How many responses have you gotten starting to do it tonight? Oh you haven't done it yet? No

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Oh

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Finally over working on the the topics. I see the headline. I think that's a great

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It's funny cuz Kiki has a fucking Persian old lady, which I'm gonna stick with

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And she doesn't know about the podcast

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Oh, she knows of it. Yeah, but she's never yeah, she's an Indian. She's a hot she's a fucking night. Oh

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Now she's half Lebanese and half Italian. So she's a towel head. Yeah, she's a fucking when you call that. It's cool

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I like that. I'm curious like a more carpet

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I'm not sure how they laid on her. No, she's more darker. She's more carpet than towel head

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She can get dark. So she dropped her off in the fucking desert

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She'd survive. No, you just use her as bait. I

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Mean, she's she wasn't born there or anything like that. I see I know I really hope you cut yourself

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I'm back on it right now. I think it's kind of sharp. I

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Mean cut your dick. You don't use it anyway. It's hilarious

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hilarious

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I don't know why you're so retarded. I am retarded. I'll say that's fine. I gotta say I gotta give a shout out to my boys

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And I'm fucking shout out

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I want to give a shot for them. This is black history fucking bullshit. That's what they do

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That's what I'd like to know

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Say George Carver and done peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah peanut butter. That's what I meant peanut

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Did they make peanut butter? No, no, I mean, I'm gonna have dogs by law

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Yeah, cuz they don't make enough peanut butter

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They lick it off your nuts and I understand I can't get enough of it. I can't get enough

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But I think he made it the picks the peanuts

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Wait, what did he make man? George Washington cover peanut butter fucking not peanut butter you fucking moron

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I think it was a machine that picks the peanuts

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So did this machine just have like a fucking block with like chains on it with black people pick a peanuts exactly

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It was a long ride

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Larry's face I don't know what it looked like but I think it was one of the

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Hey, I think it was one of the Mary's getting a phone call. You guys are blessed with a phone call from Mary

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Jesus no, it's probably not him

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Yeah, cuz you're here we go. What did he invent? I meant hundreds of products from peanuts sweet potatoes

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I don't believe that. How do you invent sweet potatoes? Get out of here products from yeah, whatever

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Oh, okay, so you did invent peanuts. Oh, axle grease cooking oil printers ink soap face powder

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I mean, what's he making face powder for this is bullshit so you can go in whiteface

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Yeah, I know if I'm you're gonna tell me this fucking

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Shit, what are you looking at fucking? Well, you was half Jewish. Yeah, I don't believe in this half Jewish

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Worst the shire shosh

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Man

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Stop it. Get off. He was a chemist chemist chemist. I always wanted to be a chemist so I can

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Today my wife is sleeping and I kind of like wake her up a little bit and she's like don't shoot that and I'm like

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Shoot what and she's like don't shoot anything and I'm like, but I got a speedball

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I was gonna shoot just now and she's like well, whatever you want that I'm not bailing you out and she's totally sleeping

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But she knew what you were gonna do up and I'm like later when she was up and I'm like, what were you we remember when

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I was this and she said I had a dream you had a fucking

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She thought I had a gun, you know pull your fucking soundboard out that story's boring dude

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Fuck fucking suck at this. I've seen Matt prime minister of Israel 36 times in four years

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And he's pictured going into his fucking house in New York

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Yeah, well to layer it is

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Israel's more than anything no, I never say

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Romania

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Romanians are invading

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Really trance O'Vane a type shit, exactly the vampire likes to suck on

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You know anything to talk about now that Darrell Cooper

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It all boils down to the fucking Maxwell's anyone with the fucking

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Stein a Dershowitz gold every time I'm a Stein

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It's what it boils down to and it was a fucking we know more than the fucking people that are gonna release what it was Maxwell's father

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Robert Maxwell which got he got a war and died on a ship

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Mysteriously, but you know why he died mysteriously

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Tell me what he was

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Himmler he kissed once all his employees. Yeah, that's a

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contagious

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Gay-tage those long photos don't tell it

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Fuck what they're called. Oh my god, dude the fucking um

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When you were the bikini bottom speedo no no no

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That's your name for the rest of the show

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I look amazing

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Even though I did we did fight upstairs

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Don't fucking say that shit especially in front of fucking

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Suck it

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Yeah

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Man

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Maxwell's father just well yes, he got fucked up because he was spending so much money

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He started using his ending so much money a man the dude first of all if we weren't really

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Well, no you spend it dude. How'd you go? He was taking money from the Jew like the US child

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But they were all giving him a shit ton of money

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Yeah, especially spending his own employees 401k their retirement, but they were also fighting the OSS with fucking dullness and all that shit

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Like these fucking people. No, but that's the thing he started bitch and he's like I need more money

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I need more well, it's about time we have to put you down

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That's what they always do. Let me see you cuz eventually jubed they're gonna they start yeah

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Well, they start

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How about Steinfeld's fucking girl?

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Underage fucking girlfriend man. Oh, she had some she had some jubes fucking nice jubes real nice jubes

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I didn't get to see him underneath them

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No, but there's something about it. That's all you get fat girls. Yeah, was she old enough?

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Was she even old enough? Like she was 17. How does he get away with that?

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Okay, do you really want to ask me how he gets away with that?

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Well, you know, there's a picture of him practically picking her up. There's lockers in the background. I'll give you one. I'll give you one guy

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Do you really want me to tell you how that happened?

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Where do you know how it happens?

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How do you get away with getting pictures and shit?

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It's the Jews

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Now they have blackmail against them

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What do you sound the internet? How do you even I'm sure they have deeper photos? Yeah

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Listen if you want to get to that high of an echelon you have to fucking crack some eggs if you know what I mean

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They have yeah, he has that's why that's why I fucking don't

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Got morals those yeah, oh should we bring up your time when you were in Germany?

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Which something like a good time when your friends wanted you to babysit their child. Oh, yeah, yeah

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Exactly

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I handed it back in one piece

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He's a good old god Larry the good old days. Yeah

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That was a pack of a pre-rolls and I just

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Check it out a magnet and then you gotta press this part down

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Are you playing into this stuff? I mean fuck fancy. Look at these packages. Isn't that cool?

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No, it's good the old joint thing

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It smells good, too. It's got little matches the striker on the top

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fancy

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Yeah, I just kept it, you know I

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Bought a pack. I got these at Christmas time. I didn't have nothing to get my brother-in-law who got me nothing and

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so I got some

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Weed and I got my mama packet pre-rolls and since we're there Mary's like look at yourself a pack

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So I got these just because of the

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Package and there was six joints. It was the most bang for the buck. They were pretty good

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It was okay. Fuck the dispensary. Yeah, no dude. I don't smoke dispensary. This is not dispensary weed

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But listen though Brandon Johnson. Okay, what do we make our money on fucking Pritzker? First of all, he's a fat fucking fuck

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And his brother turns into Tranny. Yeah, and they're billionaires

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He remember when he went to the DNC was like, hey, I'm an actual billionaire fucking fat girl

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No offense

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Fucking deal people need to pay attention what's going on in Wisconsin because they're trying to buy the primary in Wisconsin

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Okay, and if they can flip these seats in Wisconsin fucking Pritzker's family has already invested a million dollars in there

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Towards flipping the seat well they want to make it fucking blue

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All right, right and Soros is also helping out and this is local. Well, I don't give a fuck about any out there

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Here's a fucking deal. No, they're backing Republicans that are actually not Republic right right now. They're not doing rhinos

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They're doing fucking Democrats. Well, I know they're backing they said to watch out for Soros back the rhinos

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Okay, and that that too. What's gonna happen? We're gonna get rid of McConnell

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We're gonna get rid of fucking shif first of all one of the greatest things that could have happened was that

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Joe Biden was the president in between first of all because I know but you get to see how much

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Shit that Trump actually did and he also

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Here's the other thing from the other side of the coin Trump got to see everybody that hated him I fucking everybody that fucking

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Hate him your take on this is horrible. Why man president? He's a narcissist

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I know that power. I know that people crave power. So what man? They're all like that USAID, but we're not taxing billionaires

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Oh, here's the fucking but the problem is we're gonna give you a lot of our options files

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But three fucking faggots no more than they panbond you released you think that bullshit

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What do you mean? I think that ask Kiki did they hey I saw the true file today. You did huh? Yeah, I mean

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It was still black out, but you can tell from underneath it. Yeah, there's a fucking

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Yeah, I'm gonna say it

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I saw big nose I thought he meant it was gonna be a real file. I saw that oh that is the real file

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Yeah, it's a pedophile

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People are protecting guys first of all if Jeffrey Epstein wants to traffic children

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Who are his clients because he can't traffic children without clients? You got to traffic them to somewhere?

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No to people. Yeah, they got a traffic somewhere dummy

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Part time now

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But he says to people I mean

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No, I thought I'm just stating a point like Montana or something exactly they did that in Zorro Ranch

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Well, they will send them around yeah state to state

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You have to have clientele and the funny thing is just like when Obama ordered, you know, 37,000

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To the one I'll tell you what though, you know, I asked in the fucking when you go into the Daryl Cooper

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Fuck he deep deep and Daryl Cooper fucking Epstein files a ship of what it all comes back

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It's fucking Israel the Jews it really isn't can can we agree on that?

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100% but but it's our government. It's everyone everybody because our government is complicit

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We're not America first anymore this fucking country

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It's been like this book that I was reading

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One second you fucking

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This book that I was reading even George Washington and Thomas Jefferson their biggest fucking worry one of the biggest worries was the Jews

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But because of the way the Constitution was written. They're like we can't really keep them out

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But we got to watch it boys, you know

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But they knew that they were fucking dangerous well, they were still hardcore involved in the British government

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Yeah, I think in the British government talk about the rehearsal the

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We need propaganda and we need anti-vainism to fuck

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Oh boy, go on no

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But I mean we're gonna talk about the orders that we're gonna talk about the fucking appropriation of Zionism and

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The deflection of it first of all you're an anti-semite than this goes and then they keep on

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Perpetuating this when you look at Shin there's this it's a fake book made into a movie. It's not even fucking real. I

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Mean, what are you gonna keep on doing the biggest lie ever told to us is that God existed?

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But he's real

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Well, I don't go for that. I'm just saying that's the biggest lie that people have told us everything

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Oh Satan, but there's so much evil in the world. It's like oh, well, thank God can't be real, right?

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God's real man. I know but that's how we feel as a collective. She's going to Bible study man tomorrow morning is my first

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I actually I already went to the orientation

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And I was out until like

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You are too old to get raped

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He just takes it though, what's the incense the fucking thing that they're freakin sense and you just hit some other

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Like we saw your alpha. We thought you were younger. This is why we get low numbers

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Oh

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That is actually not a Catholic thing

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Yeah, man, is this like with the Koreans yeah

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It's all it's all men at this one. No, sorry

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You know, no, I don't know. I mean can't think at the same rate. They're having coffee and

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fucking

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Donuts and you know getting sidetracked. We're fucking

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Doing the work, you know what I mean? It's different. I don't think I'd be like having a woman

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I've ever seen a woman

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Donuts unless I was in an AA meeting

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Well, it's a church thing man. So they always have that kind of shit. So how do I get in the meeting with the women?

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First of all, wait a second. What's the ratio to donuts for?

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Whites and Koreans everybody could have as many as they want

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First of all, can we take a picture of the Korean with the extra powdery?

434
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:19,260
Do you what do you I mean?

435
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,820
I don't really take my phone to work

436
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:30,740
I hate to go there with you guys already did it. Here we go. Weird thoughts of going. Oh, wow. Look at that one

437
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,740
Did you see the weird thoughts?

438
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:35,940
But even though you get me to be 100 yards by your playground

439
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:42,140
I mean, haha, weird thoughts all of a sudden. That should be the name of the podcast weird thoughts

440
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:50,340
Larry's over there's a lot of really good-looking chicks man. It's ridiculous

441
00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,540
Recoculus

442
00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:58,980
By Larry, but you got it the only way to really go it is to go to the church. I guess you know

443
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:04,700
I mean it starts at 9 30. No, it starts at 10 30 so that's not even an evening. No

444
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,260
Oh, it's my Saturday. Yeah, it's a mouth Saturday

445
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:14,540
It's 10 30 in the morning and it goes until like noon

446
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:21,860
Yeah under the church I think you should ask you what they think of the juice under the church start off of your you know

447
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:24,060
You're class in the back. Yeah, I'm a cut tomorrow

448
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:29,920
That's what you should do with the cheeky and the tomorrow's the first class

449
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:35,800
But I'll ask you know what my dad's in the class with me. He's like you want to go to a Bible study and he's going

450
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,720
I'm like, yeah, I'll go in yeah sounds like the beginning of a weird porn and

451
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:46,320
Here's how much I fucking was dedicated to it because the night before I was out. We had our show

452
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:53,360
Choke on a plate and then I was out until one in the morning drinking I watched every band. There was this one

453
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,080
Yeah, and then I turn around

454
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,620
And everybody's gone like MK ultra

455
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,760
You know and and so I'm there and the lights are on and the places

456
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,400
And then you realize dude, I got no ride home

457
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:17,240
Oh, there's a guy that was gonna drive me home this guy Gordon that fucking killian used to buy weed from

458
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:22,680
And he's like I'll give you a ride home and killian's like I wouldn't go with that guy. He's a fucking weirdo

459
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:27,600
So I'm like, yeah, whatever. So then I had a calm area like one 30 in the morning

460
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:32,560
The phones ring and ring and I said, hello, I'll tire no

461
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,600
He woke up in the parking lot of Johnny beef. Yeah, and so fucking

462
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,040
Alright, where does the story go? Nowhere

463
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,800
Fucking feckerel the cheeky. I mean Jesus Christ you guys are making me

464
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:54,120
You can pay attention for half a second. You know that fucking mama follow you have a woman's shirt

465
00:41:54,120 --> 00:42:00,300
I don't care what you say to look at the sides. They're fucking extra small. Look at it. No, no way

466
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,280
It's a woman's shirt

467
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,080
There's no way first of all

468
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,240
Dude

469
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,240
Don't show

470
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:21,120
Wait you and your lady extra small would not fit me if it was a woman

471
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,480
I would make that into a half shirt

472
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,920
No, cut it and then put beads

473
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,800
Okay

474
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,240
Anyways

475
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:40,480
I'm a fucking baggy for wearing it. It's a men's shirt

476
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,240
You got the jacket so you can't see the side

477
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,240
You can't some see it

478
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:55,600
I mean, dude, literally you're like fucking. Oh, what's her name? What's it chick? I used to run on the beach

479
00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:03,880
Oh fucking the sports illusory Terry hatcher. He's like Terry hatchers relax

480
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,880
He got your girl shirt

481
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,360
It's a hot bra

482
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,440
I thought you were a lady's shirt. It doesn't make me comfortable

483
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:20,120
Dude, first of all seriously if it was a lady's shirt a extra small would not fit me first of all what size is it?

484
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:27,320
Extra small. Yeah, it's a lady's shirt. Can you wear an extra small fat girl? I couldn't wear extra small

485
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,080
If you gave me that as our fucking fan asses

486
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:35,400
Well, man, I'm big boat. First of all does that come with the order AZT?

487
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,080
That's a little pocket

488
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:50,080
He's got to take every fucking 69 minutes. Oh

489
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:59,400
That's cool, you're doing a Bible study though. Yeah, yeah, and you know what I don't give a fuck if this is a woman's shirt

490
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,200
I don't think I would fit into an extra small though, man

491
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,640
It kind of looks like it's stretched out a little bit

492
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,160
He said it was an extra it was a new it's

493
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,280
I know you Africans don't put up

494
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:18,720
First of all, you're about to get stabbed by this myself African friend

495
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,040
Bag it

496
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,680
extra small right Carl Norris

497
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,920
Carl Terry's collection

498
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:35,920
McGee dude who wears a shirt like that? That's a man. It is kind of nice. Sorry my my wife. Yeah, cuz you're a huge faggot

499
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,120
Who wears cutouts like that? Look at this shit, dude

500
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,560
Dude the sleeves are a little if it was a fucking

501
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:50,720
Sickle and a fucking hammer then I'd appreciate whatever dude. It's just Jimmy Gay Hendricks

502
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:54,800
I mean, he had nice tits. It'd be better Jimmy Hendricks is cool. No, he's not

503
00:44:54,800 --> 00:45:01,420
He's another Jew dead homo. Now what did you ever hear the theory? You know how all these huge stars died when they were

504
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,520
Well, you know how they died it's the 27 years old

505
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,640
Yeah, sure. Well, you know why a lot of them they think they probably ended up killing them or let them go

506
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,640
Yeah, why?

507
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,440
Because there's more music was worth so much money and now they own it

508
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,920
Just like Puff it's it. Yeah, and fucking it's

509
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,480
Like he had did he it's more lucrative for the motherfucking dead

510
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:32,080
Tupac, yeah, I'll show you a thing. We're fucking just just came there's a black guy that invented some cool fucking shit

511
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:37,760
He invented some cool riffs and some cool tricks on the fucking fender stratocaster Randall sickle cell

512
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,800
No, there is a couple good Johnny James Brown, yeah

513
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,800
There's round Godfather

514
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,280
Like us at all I met Pharaoh Sanders

515
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,160
I met Pharaoh Sanders, hey listen motherfucker

516
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,900
Oh

517
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:11,060
My god, is my hymen broken. I just want to tell you man

518
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:16,220
I met Pharaoh Sanders the sax the guy that used to be with John Coltrane

519
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,880
And he actually was wearing a dashiki and I got him to fucking

520
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:28,200
Autograph an album and he was so zenful and he fucking hated white so bad. It was like

521
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,200
Hey

522
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,600
Autograph

523
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:56,180
He just saw it. It's a lady shirt extra small. I mean fuck dude

524
00:46:56,180 --> 00:47:00,220
If it was a fucking lady's shirt, it would have to be like an extra large. I

525
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,800
Would bet the house it is a lady shirt

526
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:10,540
The sleeves are so short

527
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:15,420
He looks like Mick Fagger

528
00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:17,420
Here's the thing

529
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:22,740
All the fucking sleeves are kind of short on fucking small shirts. No not at all

530
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:28,740
Yeah, they are. Look at how long the sleeves are on this shirt. It says it's a fucking extra large.

531
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:32,740
On him it's a small but it's an extra large shirt.

532
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:40,260
Whatever you guys are fucking fat ass. No just whenever you wear that shirt make sure you got a jacket on.

533
00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:44,260
Yeah, I don't even care. Stop writing your bike backwards through Boys Town.

534
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:46,260
Never.

535
00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:52,260
This is a habit you have. I gave up heroin. Now I show my ass in Boys Town.

536
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:56,260
Absolutely. And when I ride by it's all

537
00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:58,260
I didn't have my handle bar.

538
00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:04,260
Oh shit.

539
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:06,260
Ah fucking so stupid.

540
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:08,260
You are.

541
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:10,260
Yeah I am. I'm retarging out.

542
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,260
Absolutely.

543
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:14,260
100%

544
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:16,260
I drink.

545
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,260
I can carry.

546
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:20,260
Man.

547
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:22,260
Fuck about Waco.

548
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:28,260
So there was some really good fucking hardcore bands the other night. It was some it was fucking crazy.

549
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:30,260
How long did you guys go on for?

550
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:34,260
We played for half an hour and then like there was five more bands and

551
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:42,260
Dick Liss was there from the beer nuts. She was fucking jumping around getting crazy and then she hopped up on stage.

552
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:48,260
We played woke up tight up in front of her which is one of her fucking songs that she's you know.

553
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:50,260
That was kind of cool.

554
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,260
Fucking stories. Where do they go?

555
00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:54,260
Nowhere man. Just telling me shit that happened.

556
00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:56,260
Ah man.

557
00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:58,260
I'm wearing the lady's shirt.

558
00:48:58,260 --> 00:49:00,260
How is the punk scene nowadays?

559
00:49:00,260 --> 00:49:02,260
It's pretty cool.

560
00:49:02,260 --> 00:49:04,260
They're fucking cowards too.

561
00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:06,260
Might as well be a v-neck.

562
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:08,260
I don't knock v-necks.

563
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:10,260
I know.

564
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:12,260
Fackero loves v-necks.

565
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:16,260
You like fucking picking the pirate people and being judgemental.

566
00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:18,260
I've known you for fucking I've known this kid for

567
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:20,260
I know.

568
00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:24,260
We need to do the pot in Africa and every night somebody's gotta be sent out.

569
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:26,260
Next February.

570
00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:28,260
Yeah we gotta send out like everybody walk around.

571
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:30,260
We could all get real dashikis.

572
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:32,260
With the hats.

573
00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:34,260
Matching hats and shit.

574
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:38,260
Have you imagined if you had the great personator hat.

575
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:40,260
Stevie Wonder isn't blind.

576
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:42,260
I know.

577
00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:44,260
No I'm just saying that's my favorite thing right now on the internet.

578
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:46,260
I like the one where the lady guy is.

579
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:48,260
When he catches the mic stand.

580
00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:50,260
We are the world.

581
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:52,260
We are the people.

582
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:54,260
The mic stand's on you granted.

583
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:56,260
It's like whoa.

584
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:58,260
We are the world. We are the children.

585
00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:00,260
We raped the children.

586
00:50:00,260 --> 00:50:02,260
When they wanted him to say some good old boy.

587
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:04,260
The country guy.

588
00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:06,260
What's his name?

589
00:50:06,260 --> 00:50:08,260
I don't know.

590
00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:10,260
Wealing Jennings?

591
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,260
Who knows?

592
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,260
He's got him to sing some shit.

593
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:16,260
He's like I'm out of here.

594
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:18,260
He just walked out.

595
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:20,260
I can respect that.

596
00:50:20,260 --> 00:50:22,260
He said...

597
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:24,260
There we go.

598
00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:26,260
Now you're finally fucking...

599
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,260
Did you know what?

600
00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:30,260
So...

601
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,260
You know they fucking extradited 29 Mexican criminals.

602
00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:34,260
To the United States yesterday.

603
00:50:34,260 --> 00:50:36,260
Was it 29?

604
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:38,260
Yeah.

605
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:40,260
I don't know.

606
00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:42,260
I don't know shit.

607
00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:44,260
Wait, wait.

608
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:46,260
I don't know what's going on.

609
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,260
Rafael Caracuintero.

610
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:50,260
The guy who ordered the hit.

611
00:50:50,260 --> 00:50:52,260
And the DA agent.

612
00:50:52,260 --> 00:50:54,260
And they got him.

613
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,260
And they got him.

614
00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:58,260
Now they just finally sent him over.

615
00:50:58,260 --> 00:51:00,260
Oh.

616
00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,260
They tortured the shit.

617
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:04,260
They learned from the CIA how to basically

618
00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:06,260
interrogate somebody.

619
00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:08,260
And beat the shit out of them.

620
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:10,260
They juice them up and keep them alive

621
00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:12,260
so they can still beat the fuck out of them.

622
00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:14,260
Let's talk about every country that's been

623
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:16,260
raided by the CIA.

624
00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:18,260
South America, every country.

625
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:20,260
Fucking North America.

626
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:22,260
Every country.

627
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,260
Every country.

628
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:26,260
That's how they do the CIA.

629
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:28,260
The Middle East, every country.

630
00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:30,260
The Far East, every country.

631
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:32,260
I mean we've always talked about this before.

632
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:34,260
Australia, every country.

633
00:51:34,260 --> 00:51:36,260
Well there's only one there.

634
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,260
Maybe.

635
00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:40,260
No but I think Australia is the continent.

636
00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:42,260
And they got like Queens, Atlanta.

637
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:44,260
They got different.

638
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:46,260
There's countries.

639
00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:48,260
I forget what they call them.

640
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:50,260
You know, because Mexico is

641
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:52,260
United States of Mexico.

642
00:51:52,260 --> 00:51:54,260
Well first of all we should take over.

643
00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:56,260
The status.

644
00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:58,260
In my opinion.

645
00:51:58,260 --> 00:52:00,260
Mexico or whatever.

646
00:52:00,260 --> 00:52:02,260
Mexico.

647
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:04,260
We should take over Canada and Mexico.

648
00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:06,260
So I know Mexicans do.

649
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,260
Mexicano is status limitos.

650
00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:10,260
First of all, fucking Canadians.

651
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,260
They're great people, right?

652
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:14,260
My is the fucking woke people.

653
00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:16,260
Second of all.

654
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:18,260
I know a lot of Canadians

655
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,260
who are growers.

656
00:52:20,260 --> 00:52:22,260
At least two or three that I like in my life.

657
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:24,260
Not showers, right?

658
00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:26,260
No, they're cool.

659
00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,260
Yeah, they're growers.

660
00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:30,260
And uh.

661
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:32,260
And so would these get it?

662
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:34,260
I love you so much.

663
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:36,260
I love how you make him realize the joke.

664
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:38,260
I didn't get it.

665
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:40,260
I heard it.

666
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:42,260
I'm just trying to get the fucking story.

667
00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:44,260
Did you get it?

668
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:46,260
Ha ha ha.

669
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:48,260
Fucking retard.

670
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:50,260
So they're real cool, man.

671
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:52,260
And they're not woke.

672
00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:54,260
The majority of Canadians are cool as fuck.

673
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:56,260
Yeah, but you're talking about the fucking

674
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:58,260
the pot growers.

675
00:52:58,260 --> 00:53:00,260
No, the majority.

676
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,260
You know, pot growers are pretty far

677
00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:04,260
left usually.

678
00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:06,260
True, but they all woke up.

679
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:08,260
But these guys ain't woke.

680
00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:10,260
I don't know.

681
00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:12,260
All the growers I know

682
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:14,260
are Cali.

683
00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,260
Most of them are fucking hardcore, right?

684
00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:18,260
They don't care, actually.

685
00:53:18,260 --> 00:53:20,260
They just want to make money and bring in the big goals

686
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,260
and fucking do the nefarious

687
00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:24,260
things they want to do.

688
00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:26,260
The only bad Canadians is if Indian Canadian.

689
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:28,260
Yeah.

690
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:30,260
Like an American Indian Canadian.

691
00:53:30,260 --> 00:53:32,260
No, like

692
00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:34,260
Are you guys know who Willie Picton is?

693
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:36,260
No.

694
00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:38,260
So Willie Picton was a serial killer

695
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,260
in Canada.

696
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:42,260
And he was intertwined.

697
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,260
They had all this property

698
00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:46,260
and they sold it

699
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:48,260
off and they would have

700
00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:50,260
these huge parties.

701
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:52,260
And...

702
00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,260
Willie Picton's family?

703
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:56,260
Well, no, Willie Picton and the people that lived in the property.

704
00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:58,260
The brother and sister or all the shit

705
00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:00,260
they sold all this off.

706
00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:02,260
And he was a serial killer.

707
00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:04,260
And there's multiple instances

708
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:06,260
of people

709
00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:08,260
like in power going there.

710
00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:10,260
And...

711
00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:12,260
Jesus.

712
00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:14,260
Did you just fart?

713
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:16,260
No, I had to chant.

714
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:18,260
True African nature.

715
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:20,260
Can't even control your bowels.

716
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,260
But at the same time, this fucking guy Willie Picton

717
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,260
basically

718
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,260
was

719
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:28,260
it's all child trafficking

720
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:30,260
and trafficking.

721
00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:32,260
But he was a serial killer from Canada

722
00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:34,260
if you look him up.

723
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:36,260
He basically

724
00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:38,260
they had these drug fuel parties.

725
00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:40,260
People were invited. You paid an entrance fee

726
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:42,260
to get in.

727
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:44,260
And that was it.

728
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:46,260
And then you could do whatever.

729
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:48,260
Yeah. Fucking Canadian goose that bitch.

730
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:50,260
That's what we call

731
00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:52,260
a sexual...

732
00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:54,260
A fucking Canadian club.

733
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:56,260
And we call that a sexual assault in Canada.

734
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:58,260
Canadian goose.

735
00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,260
But...

736
00:55:00,260 --> 00:55:02,260
Sounds like a good time now except for that part.

737
00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:04,260
And then they found out that these people were may

738
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:06,260
or may not have been fucking

739
00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:08,260
because they had a pig farm

740
00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:10,260
and they were introducing the meat into...

741
00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:12,260
So they were fucking feeding them to the pigs

742
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:14,260
at that people? Sounds like it.

743
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:16,260
They were slaughtering the pigs and selling it at the humans.

744
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,260
Damn.

745
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:20,260
But we've already talked...

746
00:55:20,260 --> 00:55:22,260
This baby seal walks into a bar

747
00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:24,260
and the bartender says

748
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:26,260
what do you have?

749
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:28,260
And he goes, anything but a Canadian club on the rocks.

750
00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,260
That's actually good.

751
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:32,260
No, you're a fucking asshole

752
00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:34,260
for laughing at that.

753
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:36,260
I like it.

754
00:55:36,260 --> 00:55:38,260
Oh, that's...

755
00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:40,260
It's not funny. That's funny.

756
00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:42,260
Yeah, this is very not funny.

757
00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:44,260
It's my religion.

758
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:46,260
But that's alright though.

759
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:48,260
Thank you very much.

760
00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:50,260
No, get the boo one.

761
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:54,260
No, wait.

762
00:55:54,260 --> 00:55:56,260
There we go.

763
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:58,260
Now you have to say the n-word.

764
00:55:58,260 --> 00:56:00,260
Thank you very much.

765
00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:02,260
You're punishment.

766
00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:04,260
Here's the crowd.

767
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,260
I'm not doing it.

768
00:56:06,260 --> 00:56:08,260
And I'm wearing this Jamie Hendrix shirt

769
00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:10,260
because it's Black History Month

770
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:12,260
the last fucking day.

771
00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:14,260
But even though he's white on that shirt...

772
00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:16,260
Misty? Oh my god.

773
00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:18,260
He's in white face.

774
00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:20,260
Except his lips.

775
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:22,260
I mean, Jesus.

776
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:24,260
He's playing hide and seek with that guy.

777
00:56:24,260 --> 00:56:26,260
He's playing the 30 pounds.

778
00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:28,260
He's bumping into a wall.

779
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,260
Oh, man.

780
00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:32,260
It's like his buffer.

781
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:34,260
That's how you know when it's debugging right pressure.

782
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:36,260
What's that?

783
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:38,260
Pumping...

784
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:40,260
Pumping Negro lips up now.

785
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:42,260
Where's the pump?

786
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:44,260
Pump it out.

787
00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:46,260
I don't know if it's a camera.

788
00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:48,260
But the problem is...

789
00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:50,260
It's up there. You see it hanging there?

790
00:56:50,260 --> 00:56:52,260
I do see it.

791
00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:54,260
The hell you use that for?

792
00:56:54,260 --> 00:56:56,260
Well, a couple of things.

793
00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:58,260
Instrumentals.

794
00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:00,260
It always boils down to fucking government, right?

795
00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:02,260
Oh, you know what?

796
00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:04,260
I got something good actually.

797
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:06,260
This is very good.

798
00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:08,260
I've been doing a little fucking deep dive into it.

799
00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:10,260
Thanks to N.W. Jim.

800
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,260
Peace out.

801
00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:14,260
There you go. Dubs.

802
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:16,260
So...

803
00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:20,260
When Canada was saying there was a bunch of indigenous children buried in graves...

804
00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:22,260
I saw this.

805
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:24,260
And CNN ran with it.

806
00:57:24,260 --> 00:57:26,260
I didn't ask your opinion.

807
00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:28,260
Just nod your head and say,

808
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:30,260
I didn't hear about it.

809
00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:32,260
You too, you fucking asshole.

810
00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:34,260
I didn't hear about it.

811
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:36,260
This is a huge thing out there.

812
00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:38,260
So basically what they did was...

813
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,260
Blaming the white people.

814
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:42,260
We love Jesus here and we love God, right?

815
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:44,260
Right, right.

816
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:46,260
Look at us.

817
00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:48,260
Larry likes to put that thing in his bum.

818
00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:50,260
I know, you just spread his legs when I pick this thing up.

819
00:57:50,260 --> 00:57:52,260
You put the cheeks in there.

820
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:54,260
No, I went like this. I spread everything.

821
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,260
I'm sorry. I got it wrong.

822
00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:58,260
I got disconnected. My apologies.

823
00:57:58,260 --> 00:58:00,260
So then basically they fucking...

824
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:02,260
It just came out that...

825
00:58:02,260 --> 00:58:04,260
Trudeau, which is a huge faggot.

826
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:06,260
A huge faggot.

827
00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:08,260
Mega faggot.

828
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:10,260
Which is, I mean, that's the biggest faggot, right?

829
00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:12,260
Oh yeah.

830
00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:14,260
I don't know if you're a Nick for painting that.

831
00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:16,260
That is a fabulous painting.

832
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:18,260
You're a fabulous homo.

833
00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:20,260
It is pretty good.

834
00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:22,260
My brother, he made it to it.

835
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:24,260
On the back, it's a real beautiful note

836
00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:26,260
saying how great of a brother I am.

837
00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:28,260
I'm way better than you.

838
00:58:28,260 --> 00:58:30,260
You're gonna die soon.

839
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:32,260
Your bones are fucking me to dirt.

840
00:58:32,260 --> 00:58:34,260
It was a nice letter.

841
00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:36,260
Look at this.

842
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:38,260
Alright, dude, come on.

843
00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:40,260
Black History Month.

844
00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:42,260
Here's Needle's brother Jason.

845
00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:44,260
Jaybird.

846
00:58:44,260 --> 00:58:46,260
With his black friend.

847
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,260
They're pointing rifles at the camera.

848
00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:50,260
That was an army camp.

849
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:52,260
They were in the army.

850
00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:54,260
Alright, so then...

851
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:56,260
Oh shit. Okay, so Trudeau.

852
00:58:56,260 --> 00:58:58,260
These guys come up with the fucking...

853
00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:00,260
This whole narrative that there's these indigenous...

854
00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:02,260
That these kids are buried on this indigenous land.

855
00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:04,260
Okay?

856
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:06,260
All of a sudden they dump all this money into it.

857
00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:08,260
Over a straight...

858
00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:10,260
Well, because they did sonar.

859
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:12,260
What do you call it?

860
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:14,260
Ground Penetrating System.

861
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:16,260
GPR.

862
00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:18,260
It's called the Biz.

863
00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:20,260
I can't call it a good acronym

864
00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:22,260
for being gay for GPR.

865
00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:24,260
GPR.

866
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:26,260
G-Pornal Retard.

867
00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:28,260
GPR.

868
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:30,260
No, it is GPR.

869
00:59:30,260 --> 00:59:32,260
Man, I swear to God,

870
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:34,260
you guys need to sit closer.

871
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,260
Oh, there you go.

872
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:38,260
One brain between the both.

873
00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:40,260
Yeah, fucking...

874
00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:42,260
Where's my wires?

875
00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:44,260
We can be like those sisters.

876
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:46,260
The two-headed sisters.

877
00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:48,260
You both got the same hole?

878
00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:50,260
Yeah.

879
00:59:50,260 --> 00:59:52,260
I'm not that old.

880
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:54,260
Two brains.

881
00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:56,260
Alright, so then we're getting back to Trudeau.

882
00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:00,260
So they made this whole narrative of how these indigenous kids were killed on this property.

883
01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:02,260
They were buried there.

884
01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:04,260
So how many churches do you think were burned

885
01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:06,260
or just fucking or vandalized in four years?

886
01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:08,260
Oh, shit.

887
01:00:08,260 --> 01:00:10,260
It's gotta be a pretty high number.

888
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:12,260
It's gotta be above 50 below 200.

889
01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:14,260
How's that?

890
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:16,260
75.

891
01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:18,260
Below 200.

892
01:00:18,260 --> 01:00:20,260
I number ass clown.

893
01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:22,260
I didn't fucking ask for a statement.

894
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:24,260
You're such a faggot.

895
01:00:24,260 --> 01:00:26,260
I'm gonna say...

896
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,260
I'm gonna say...

897
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:30,260
Dude, a number!

898
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,260
Like 175.

899
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:34,260
That's pretty close, actually.

900
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:36,260
No shit.

901
01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:38,260
124.

902
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,260
Wow.

903
01:00:40,260 --> 01:00:42,260
And you want to know what they did this week?

904
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:44,260
They fucking took away the grant

905
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:46,260
that was used to supply this company

906
01:00:46,260 --> 01:00:48,260
to find the graves.

907
01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:50,260
And they've been doing it for fucking four years

908
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:52,260
looking for these graves.

909
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:54,260
And you know what it is?

910
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:56,260
It's a fucking...

911
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:58,260
But who the fuck is buried there?

912
01:00:58,260 --> 01:01:00,260
Do they know?

913
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:02,260
No, they made up a fucking narrative

914
01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:04,260
that there was indigenous children

915
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:06,260
that were murdered by the Catholic Church

916
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:08,260
and they were buried on the property.

917
01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:10,260
See, and then ran with this.

918
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:12,260
Everybody ran with it.

919
01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:14,260
And you know what, did they burn all these churches

920
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:16,260
and nobody said anything?

921
01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:18,260
It's all fucking propaganda.

922
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:20,260
Listen, first of all, Canadian propaganda

923
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,260
is the worst.

924
01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:24,260
Why is it worse than any other kind of propaganda?

925
01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:26,260
Because I'm going to tell you right now

926
01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:28,260
they don't have freedom of speech.

927
01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:30,260
It's like French propaganda.

928
01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:32,260
Germany.

929
01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:34,260
I'm going to tell you right now.

930
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:36,260
You're going to tell me about Germany.

931
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:38,260
I've been there a thousand times.

932
01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:40,260
I'm not. I'm going to tell you something about Germany.

933
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:42,260
Do really fucking watch the words.

934
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:44,260
They've been fucking PC

935
01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:46,260
way before we were.

936
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:48,260
The Weimar community...

937
01:01:48,260 --> 01:01:50,260
Fuck, man.

938
01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:52,260
You didn't even finish the first part

939
01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:54,260
of the work that they did.

940
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:56,260
So I'm going to tell you what it was.

941
01:01:56,260 --> 01:01:58,260
It was a fucking drainage canal.

942
01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:00,260
Well, no.

943
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:02,260
It was in schools.

944
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:04,260
And it wasn't a mass grave for children?

945
01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:06,260
No.

946
01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:08,260
They were just shallow fucking canals

947
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:10,260
or some shit.

948
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:12,260
So it had nothing to do with...

949
01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:14,260
Here we go.

950
01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:16,260
No bodies, whatever.

951
01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:18,260
The world knew her as Aunt Charmima

952
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:20,260
but her given name was Nancy Green.

953
01:02:20,260 --> 01:02:21,660
Don't believe that.

954
01:02:21,660 --> 01:02:23,940
But don't believe the hype.

955
01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:27,700
And became a wealthy superstar in the advertising world.

956
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:29,500
As Aunt Jemima.

957
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,840
I mean, she obviously had some time.

958
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:35,680
And also, she made a lot of appearances on Tom and Jerry.

959
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,540
Tiny hat.

960
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:38,380
You ever see when she was on Tom and Jerry?

961
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:42,820
Hey, come on, kick you out, O-W-E.

962
01:02:42,820 --> 01:02:45,360
Tiny hat influence.

963
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,180
Thank you.

964
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:47,580
T-I-F.

965
01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:48,420
T-H-F.

966
01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:49,660
T-I-I.

967
01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:50,660
T-H-I.

968
01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:51,660
T-H-I.

969
01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:53,620
She was 56 years old.

970
01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:54,620
Influenced.

971
01:02:54,620 --> 01:02:57,260
I'm going with the fourth letter.

972
01:02:57,260 --> 01:03:03,300
She made a self-rising pancake flour and made her debut in 1893.

973
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:04,460
And fair.

974
01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:06,940
So shout out to the original Aunt Jemima.

975
01:03:06,940 --> 01:03:07,440
Yeah.

976
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,340
In a kissing booth.

977
01:03:08,340 --> 01:03:10,780
I like you better than Miss Butterworth.

978
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:12,100
Yeah, the woman could cook.

979
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:13,180
Miss Butterworth is hard.

980
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:14,820
That's a good ship.

981
01:03:14,820 --> 01:03:16,020
She's cold and hard.

982
01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:17,260
She's made out of glass.

983
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:18,060
The original one.

984
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,460
Butterworth.

985
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:21,180
Is she still shaped like a person?

986
01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:23,820
But why can't they do fucking Aunt Jemima anymore?

987
01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:25,900
Her whole body shaped like a person.

988
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:27,300
White people.

989
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,300
That's what happens.

990
01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:29,620
White liberal people.

991
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:30,620
White liberal women.

992
01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:32,620
White people are the problem.

993
01:03:32,620 --> 01:03:33,620
Yeah.

994
01:03:33,620 --> 01:03:35,340
White people is the problem.

995
01:03:35,340 --> 01:03:37,900
You got WPP.

996
01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:39,380
I'm down with WPP.

997
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:42,940
Actually, it's Christians that get fucking shit on the most, right?

998
01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:45,100
Yeah, because you know what to tell you the truth?

999
01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:45,900
Most of it.

1000
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:49,340
At church, the Christians like all these subjects that we talk about,

1001
01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:51,220
they don't even care about this shit.

1002
01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:51,940
Who?

1003
01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:52,820
The Christians.

1004
01:03:52,820 --> 01:03:54,340
Like the true Christians.

1005
01:03:54,340 --> 01:03:56,140
This shit isn't even on the radar.

1006
01:03:56,140 --> 01:03:59,540
Yeah, that's why we're all dying at fucking maximum rate.

1007
01:03:59,540 --> 01:04:00,860
You asshole.

1008
01:04:00,860 --> 01:04:01,740
You think the fucking.

1009
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:02,780
Because they don't listen to it.

1010
01:04:02,780 --> 01:04:04,620
Yeah, no, because they don't fucking.

1011
01:04:04,620 --> 01:04:05,060
You want to go back to.

1012
01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:06,060
They turn the other cheek.

1013
01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:07,460
No, no, first of all, you want to go to a room.

1014
01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:08,740
Because they go with God.

1015
01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:09,380
No, no, no.

1016
01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:10,740
You want to go to Rhodesia?

1017
01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:11,940
You know what Rhodesia is?

1018
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:15,060
So, Rhodesia, Rhodesia, the Moody Queen.

1019
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,100
There's missionaries like you there.

1020
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:18,860
Well, you should know that, my fucking.

1021
01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:20,900
He's from Rhodesia.

1022
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:21,740
He's from there.

1023
01:04:21,740 --> 01:04:23,300
I'm from Rhodesia.

1024
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:25,340
This is what I do in Rhodesia.

1025
01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:29,260
Rip, charge my phone, and rip.

1026
01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:30,900
When I was at the methadone clinic,

1027
01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:36,300
my fucking counselor was this guy named Ignatius.

1028
01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:41,340
He was from Africa, like a Zimbabwe.

1029
01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:43,540
OK, yeah, Zimbabwe, what, dude?

1030
01:04:43,540 --> 01:04:44,420
I'm telling you, Mike.

1031
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,340
I mean, nine stories in episode.

1032
01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:48,420
What the fuck?

1033
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:49,060
I'm listening.

1034
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:51,700
I just said, when I went to this one methadone clinic,

1035
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:54,940
my fucking counselor was this fucking guy named Ignatius.

1036
01:04:54,940 --> 01:04:56,580
He was from Zimbabwe.

1037
01:04:56,580 --> 01:04:58,820
And you know, everything I told him, no matter what,

1038
01:04:58,820 --> 01:04:59,980
he thought I was lying.

1039
01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,100
And I was just like, you fucking asshole.

1040
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:03,580
He was the biggest cocksucker.

1041
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:07,140
And I could hardly understand when he spoke to me,

1042
01:05:07,140 --> 01:05:12,020
because he was literally from Africa, man.

1043
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:17,860
I mean, he was one step from clicking.

1044
01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:22,700
He was fucking, one time I had to buy this workbook,

1045
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:24,980
and he's like, do this work, man.

1046
01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:25,980
So I do the work.

1047
01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:27,140
I bet you can't even speak the language.

1048
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:28,300
So I do the workbook.

1049
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,100
Tell him to eat.

1050
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:31,060
And I go back the next week, and he's like,

1051
01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:32,220
you did the whole thing.

1052
01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:34,380
You're only supposed to do the first page.

1053
01:05:34,380 --> 01:05:34,780
You got to eat.

1054
01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:36,180
What the fuck are we going to do now?

1055
01:05:36,180 --> 01:05:37,580
He's yelling at me.

1056
01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:38,140
You got to eat.

1057
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:39,980
I'm like, dude, I don't know.

1058
01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:41,340
Sorry, I'm a go-getter.

1059
01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:44,420
Yeah, between your accent and your fucking hating me,

1060
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,740
I didn't know what to fuck to do.

1061
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:47,900
I just did it out of sheer.

1062
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:48,900
And he got mad.

1063
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:51,380
Yeah, he only wanted to kill me, man.

1064
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:52,620
That's like, you're fucking out of your fucking mind.

1065
01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:54,380
Yeah, welcome to South Africa.

1066
01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:54,880
I know.

1067
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,420
I was like, fuck you, man.

1068
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,380
And then the next fuck.

1069
01:05:57,380 --> 01:05:58,060
And then he left.

1070
01:05:58,060 --> 01:05:59,020
Have you ever seen the board of the crosses?

1071
01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:01,220
He went back to Africa to get his fucking died to.

1072
01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,460
On the side of the road?

1073
01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:03,300
The Boards.

1074
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:04,180
Yeah, the Boards.

1075
01:06:04,180 --> 01:06:07,340
That's what they call them in South Africa, the white people.

1076
01:06:07,340 --> 01:06:10,060
And then speaking of that, he went back to Africa

1077
01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:12,020
and his thing and my counselor switched

1078
01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:15,780
to a different guy that was a guitar player.

1079
01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:18,060
And so then I had him eating out of my hand

1080
01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:20,220
and I fucking tell him whatever I want.

1081
01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:22,060
This is the gayest story you've ever heard.

1082
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:24,300
And then my brother played at this guy's wedding.

1083
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:26,820
He's like, hey, is your brother's name Nick?

1084
01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:28,380
And I'm like, yeah.

1085
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:30,620
And he's like, he played at my wedding.

1086
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,060
And it was so weird.

1087
01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:34,460
Story number 10.

1088
01:06:34,460 --> 01:06:35,540
Whatever.

1089
01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:37,500
You could suck it.

1090
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,060
You could stop telling stories.

1091
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:41,980
Just because I lived life and fucking things out.

1092
01:06:41,980 --> 01:06:43,020
That is wild, though.

1093
01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:43,780
Small world.

1094
01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:46,820
This Black History Month, I want to talk about Ignatius,

1095
01:06:46,820 --> 01:06:50,220
the fucking asshole counselor at the methadone clinic.

1096
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:51,340
Is he black?

1097
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:52,100
No, dude.

1098
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,660
He was from fucking Africa.

1099
01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:55,980
He was as black as you could fucking imagine.

1100
01:06:55,980 --> 01:06:57,220
He's dark this time.

1101
01:06:57,220 --> 01:06:58,900
The only way he could see him is when he smiled.

1102
01:06:58,900 --> 01:06:59,980
He was like purple.

1103
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,620
This motherfucker was dark.

1104
01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:02,900
No, he was like blue black.

1105
01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:05,260
He was dark, dark, blue black.

1106
01:07:05,260 --> 01:07:06,140
Yeah.

1107
01:07:06,140 --> 01:07:07,420
This guy can't go in the sun.

1108
01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:10,300
His fucking eyes, you know, like when their eyes are always

1109
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:11,380
red as fuck.

1110
01:07:11,380 --> 01:07:12,180
Yeah, bloodshot.

1111
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:12,820
No, I don't.

1112
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:13,820
Yours are always red.

1113
01:07:13,820 --> 01:07:15,060
They look kind of like an animal.

1114
01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:16,060
You're an African.

1115
01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:19,340
Like shit, is this motherfucker an animal?

1116
01:07:19,340 --> 01:07:20,340
That's what he was like.

1117
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:21,980
And he had everything I told him.

1118
01:07:21,980 --> 01:07:22,540
We have diagnosed.

1119
01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:25,300
And listen, I told him, listen, dude, I'm not here

1120
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,580
because I got fucking arrested by the cops.

1121
01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,300
I'm here on my own accord.

1122
01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:31,540
I'm not here to lie to you.

1123
01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:32,340
When I tell you that I.

1124
01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,660
But if you want a kiss.

1125
01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:35,740
If I tell you that I didn't fucking party,

1126
01:07:35,740 --> 01:07:37,500
I fucking didn't party.

1127
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:39,100
If I did, I would tell you.

1128
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:40,580
I'm not afraid of you either.

1129
01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:42,900
Look at him, he comes in with a lady shirt.

1130
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:46,380
I get off.

1131
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:50,700
If I wanted to party, I'd take my jacket off.

1132
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,740
I'd take my pants off if I wanted to party.

1133
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:53,820
No, not at all.

1134
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,460
Let me with the fur cops and shit.

1135
01:07:56,460 --> 01:08:00,780
I mean, dude, you're like a real housewife of Medina.

1136
01:08:04,540 --> 01:08:06,260
I made this fucking thing, man.

1137
01:08:06,260 --> 01:08:07,740
I'm proud of it.

1138
01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:10,620
Oh, man, I mean, lashing to take that jacket.

1139
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:11,620
Look at this.

1140
01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:12,620
Yeah, I can tell.

1141
01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:14,020
You flip them up and still.

1142
01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:15,380
Actually, it looks like you did a good job.

1143
01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:16,780
I did a great job, man.

1144
01:08:16,780 --> 01:08:19,060
He's a fucking homo.

1145
01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:20,420
He did a good job.

1146
01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:24,340
Dude, that's like wearing a bandana in your back pocket.

1147
01:08:24,340 --> 01:08:26,180
You know what that means, right?

1148
01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:26,660
No.

1149
01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:28,900
Larry, you don't know what that means yet.

1150
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:30,820
It's your fucking fruit bowl.

1151
01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:31,820
I got my fucking misfits.

1152
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:33,020
You're down for whatever.

1153
01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:34,700
Yeah.

1154
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:36,100
I got my fucking patches.

1155
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:37,020
I put it in the back.

1156
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:38,980
You're asking weirdo.

1157
01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:41,340
I'm sure the crowd that they're watching.

1158
01:08:41,340 --> 01:08:42,900
Larry is so autistic.

1159
01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:44,580
It drives me crazy.

1160
01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:46,460
It really does.

1161
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:49,300
The only way to fucking calm down Larry's autism

1162
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,540
is with the Yale.

1163
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:52,580
It's the only way to do it.

1164
01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:53,740
And I'll say that on camera.

1165
01:08:53,740 --> 01:08:55,540
I'm looking at him smiling.

1166
01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:56,740
Yeah, he's like, you're right.

1167
01:08:56,740 --> 01:08:58,060
It does calm me down.

1168
01:08:58,060 --> 01:08:58,740
It does.

1169
01:08:58,740 --> 01:09:02,540
You just sit there like a fucking retard.

1170
01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:04,580
Well, next time bring some motherfucking.

1171
01:09:04,580 --> 01:09:06,860
No, because I don't want you to be here like a retard.

1172
01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:08,380
It has been a while.

1173
01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:09,620
I don't need double tarred.

1174
01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:16,260
OK, I'm a retard.

1175
01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:17,900
Yeah, I'm below you are.

1176
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:19,260
I mean, fucking A.

1177
01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:21,620
Fuck the B, it's got more holes.

1178
01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:22,980
Give me a timer on there.

1179
01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:24,060
Dwight, does it matter?

1180
01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:24,980
We just keep going.

1181
01:09:24,980 --> 01:09:26,580
No, I'm just asking.

1182
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:27,420
We always ask you.

1183
01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:28,500
Somewhere to be.

1184
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,340
I don't know.

1185
01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:30,620
Hour and something.

1186
01:09:30,620 --> 01:09:30,940
Yeah.

1187
01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:31,900
Hour and nine.

1188
01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:34,100
Hour and two, I couldn't tell.

1189
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:35,100
It don't matter.

1190
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:36,820
Hit the gong.

1191
01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:39,620
I'm not going to even get a look.

1192
01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:40,620
A big one.

1193
01:09:40,620 --> 01:09:41,620
Give me this fucker.

1194
01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:42,420
I can't see it.

1195
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,420
Son of a bitch.

1196
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:51,100
Get the fucking factor.

1197
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:54,660
Eric Swallow was banging a fucking Chinese spy.

1198
01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:55,540
Fang, fang.

1199
01:09:55,540 --> 01:09:57,340
I mean, we're going to look into this shit or no.

1200
01:09:57,340 --> 01:09:59,780
Did you see what somebody confronted him?

1201
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:00,580
Yeah.

1202
01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:01,500
Oh, man.

1203
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,020
Yeah.

1204
01:10:03,020 --> 01:10:05,500
And she wasn't even good looking.

1205
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,420
She was all right.

1206
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:07,660
Did I fuck her?

1207
01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:10,580
Dude, you fuck a bag of sand.

1208
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,420
He had lipstick.

1209
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:13,660
Without a rubber.

1210
01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:15,500
Is it a fucking good-looking bag of sand?

1211
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:16,340
But that's all right, though.

1212
01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:16,940
Come on.

1213
01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:20,260
I mean, we look at these fucking people that are.

1214
01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:21,540
Is it an 80-pound bag?

1215
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:24,620
This fucking guy was banging a fucking Chinese spy.

1216
01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:28,140
And isn't he the one that said to us, I only bang tens.

1217
01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:29,540
Hey.

1218
01:10:29,540 --> 01:10:32,100
By the way, anyone that wants to listen to a good song

1219
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:32,860
about that.

1220
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:35,260
I only bang yens.

1221
01:10:35,260 --> 01:10:39,580
Check out the song called Fang Fang by Catechronic.

1222
01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:40,140
Fang Fang.

1223
01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:41,340
Dude, another fucking plot, dude.

1224
01:10:41,340 --> 01:10:42,940
By Catechronic.

1225
01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:45,460
It's out there on Spotify and all that.

1226
01:10:45,460 --> 01:10:47,300
I am.

1227
01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:48,140
What do you mean you are?

1228
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:49,780
They fucking shooting that and shit.

1229
01:10:49,780 --> 01:10:50,980
We're good.

1230
01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:52,940
She just beat his ass long enough.

1231
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:54,940
You know?

1232
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:57,260
I have narrowed my lady's shirt.

1233
01:10:57,260 --> 01:10:59,220
You're ripped.

1234
01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:00,820
Mary will be pissed.

1235
01:11:00,820 --> 01:11:01,700
You what?

1236
01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:04,180
You should cut like little tassels in the bottom of that thing.

1237
01:11:04,180 --> 01:11:05,340
I'm not going to rip your shirt.

1238
01:11:05,340 --> 01:11:06,980
I'm just going to beat your ass, homo.

1239
01:11:06,980 --> 01:11:07,700
Try it.

1240
01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:08,180
Yeah.

1241
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:08,980
I mean, Jesus.

1242
01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:12,060
You're backstage at a Freddie Mercury concert with that.

1243
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:14,220
Dude, Freddie Mercury would be all over me.

1244
01:11:14,220 --> 01:11:15,540
Yeah, you probably would.

1245
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,340
I don't know if that's a good thing.

1246
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:18,340
Yeah, I know.

1247
01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:22,220
If that's not an admittance to homo.

1248
01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:23,140
Whatever.

1249
01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:25,260
Yeah, and you just admitted it.

1250
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:28,140
Did you see the Freddie Mercury meme?

1251
01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:29,420
Which one?

1252
01:11:29,420 --> 01:11:31,180
Where he's with the rest of his band.

1253
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:32,540
And it spells Archive.

1254
01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:36,580
The first guy's A, second guy's R, third guy's C.

1255
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:37,780
He's HIV.

1256
01:11:37,780 --> 01:11:41,220
And the other guy's E.

1257
01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:43,100
Man, do you really think Fauci's

1258
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,500
going to be fucking prosecuted?

1259
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:46,980
No.

1260
01:11:46,980 --> 01:11:48,620
Dude, none of them are ever.

1261
01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:49,900
I think anybody's going to be prosecuted.

1262
01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:50,980
None of them ever are.

1263
01:11:50,980 --> 01:11:53,060
I mean, we all know what that game is.

1264
01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:56,020
They may get a slap on the wrist in that set.

1265
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:59,020
Like Fauci lost his security, big fucking deal.

1266
01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:00,780
But that's been going on for a while.

1267
01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:01,260
I know.

1268
01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:02,580
This is enough money.

1269
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:03,980
I'm going to tell you right now.

1270
01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:06,900
This is different shit than my buddy grew.

1271
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:10,140
And I say buddy loosely because I only met the kid once.

1272
01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:11,660
We only kissed twice.

1273
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:14,660
Well, whatever.

1274
01:12:14,660 --> 01:12:16,340
A deal is a deal.

1275
01:12:16,340 --> 01:12:17,820
Thank God we're not friends.

1276
01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:19,540
Are you ashing out of the cheeky?

1277
01:12:19,540 --> 01:12:20,220
Ah, man.

1278
01:12:20,220 --> 01:12:23,060
So I don't know, whoever did was a faggot.

1279
01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:28,540
Isn't it crazy how they fucking, they suppressed this information

1280
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:31,300
about a known fucking pedophile.

1281
01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:32,500
Known pedophile.

1282
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,140
OK.

1283
01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:34,980
And these people have been flying back and forth.

1284
01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:37,220
They can track their phones, which has been proven.

1285
01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:39,780
They can see where they're going from A to B to C to D

1286
01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:41,740
to fucking whatever you want to do.

1287
01:12:41,740 --> 01:12:44,500
And then they fucking, all of a sudden, people are like,

1288
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:45,900
hey, here you go.

1289
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:46,860
You're fucking.

1290
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:48,980
This is what I call a telecivilous.

1291
01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:50,460
You know what a telecivilous is?

1292
01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:51,620
A bald guy with a snot there.

1293
01:12:51,620 --> 01:12:52,540
They look over there and tell you something.

1294
01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:55,180
I grab your nip and then they run away.

1295
01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:57,660
They're the telecivilous.

1296
01:12:57,660 --> 01:12:58,660
I like that.

1297
01:12:58,660 --> 01:13:01,420
And look over there and I grab your nip and I run.

1298
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:02,420
That's a telecivilous.

1299
01:13:05,420 --> 01:13:06,740
That's telecivilous.

1300
01:13:06,740 --> 01:13:10,820
And then you got a telecivilous and Chinatown.

1301
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:12,060
A dip, dip, cater.

1302
01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:13,220
And he played that in the way out.

1303
01:13:13,220 --> 01:13:15,100
And that's a telecivilous and Chinatown.

1304
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:18,580
Can you fucking stop doing that, please?

1305
01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:19,500
It really is just fucking.

1306
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,180
Well, I know all the things that piss me off about this

1307
01:13:21,180 --> 01:13:24,620
Epstein foul release is there's 200 victims.

1308
01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:25,460
250.

1309
01:13:25,460 --> 01:13:28,180
250, but nobody's been arrested.

1310
01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:29,020
That's my ass.

1311
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:30,340
Well, we don't know of anybody else.

1312
01:13:30,340 --> 01:13:31,180
That's more victims than I got.

1313
01:13:31,180 --> 01:13:33,580
Look at the Zorro Ranch.

1314
01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:36,140
Zorro Ranch, they're doing new genetics and fucking.

1315
01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:37,300
Almost.

1316
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:40,940
Apparently fucking taking women's fucking eggs.

1317
01:13:40,940 --> 01:13:43,060
Well, no, they got like birthing.

1318
01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:44,500
They got a baby fucking.

1319
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,340
A baby milk.

1320
01:13:45,340 --> 01:13:46,900
Yeah, they do.

1321
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:47,740
I mean, it's crazy.

1322
01:13:47,740 --> 01:13:49,340
That's where needles came from.

1323
01:13:49,340 --> 01:13:52,300
A baby, no, I did not.

1324
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:55,580
I came from down the street actually.

1325
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:58,180
Yeah, I did.

1326
01:13:58,180 --> 01:14:00,460
I came from down the street.

1327
01:14:00,460 --> 01:14:01,300
I know.

1328
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:02,140
But I'm going to play with it.

1329
01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:03,540
All of a sudden, you guys would be at my door.

1330
01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:04,620
I'm like, what the fuck?

1331
01:14:04,620 --> 01:14:07,100
Well, these people that fucking, they dictate what

1332
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:07,940
they're gonna fuck.

1333
01:14:07,940 --> 01:14:10,940
My mom and dad, where the fuck do these kids come from?

1334
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,980
These people that dictate what we should know

1335
01:14:12,980 --> 01:14:15,100
and what we shouldn't know and what the fuck.

1336
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:18,020
It's like, bitch, you work for us still.

1337
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,220
I don't give a fuck.

1338
01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:20,860
You, you're a fucking fuck fan.

1339
01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:22,100
She works for me.

1340
01:14:22,100 --> 01:14:23,460
No, you're a Trump faggot.

1341
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,300
You're human again.

1342
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,500
This guy's greater than Slate.

1343
01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:26,540
I didn't say that.

1344
01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:27,820
Yeah, but you have though.

1345
01:14:27,820 --> 01:14:29,820
But he's better than anything.

1346
01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:33,060
He's better than anything we've had.

1347
01:14:33,060 --> 01:14:34,660
More than a two-party system, right?

1348
01:14:34,660 --> 01:14:36,660
I don't know what kind of system we have.

1349
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:37,500
That's the problem.

1350
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,340
We can't.

1351
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:39,340
Therein lies the problem.

1352
01:14:39,340 --> 01:14:41,180
But Trump is the best we've had.

1353
01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:42,780
Let's go back to Bernie Sanders with fucking Hillary,

1354
01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:45,060
with Killary when they fucking made his

1355
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:45,900
bitches dropped out.

1356
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:46,740
Killary, catechonic.

1357
01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:48,260
I got a new album coming out.

1358
01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:55,260
Got to be named.

1359
01:14:55,260 --> 01:14:56,660
Oh, shit.

1360
01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:59,740
Look at it at faggot records.

1361
01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:00,220
There we go.

1362
01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,060
That'll block it.

1363
01:15:01,060 --> 01:15:01,560
Faggot.

1364
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:02,060
Two bullets.

1365
01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:04,900
Faggot records.

1366
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:05,900
Anytime you don't want anything.

1367
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:07,860
Two Edward Jims can play this game.

1368
01:15:07,860 --> 01:15:08,860
Yeah.

1369
01:15:08,860 --> 01:15:11,860
Two Edward Jims.

1370
01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:15,660
They should turn him around at this point in time.

1371
01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:16,700
We're just going to keep going.

1372
01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:17,700
Right, Edward Jims?

1373
01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:19,900
He's even ashamed.

1374
01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:23,100
Yeah, the guy with the sheezy.

1375
01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:24,060
Don't look at me like that.

1376
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:25,820
Yeah, my god.

1377
01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:26,820
Larry, what are you doing?

1378
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:27,140
Nothing.

1379
01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:28,420
Just looking at my thing.

1380
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:28,940
Why?

1381
01:15:28,940 --> 01:15:30,700
Fucking around, playing around.

1382
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,260
We're in the middle of a podcast.

1383
01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:32,580
I can't play.

1384
01:15:32,580 --> 01:15:34,060
I'm all keep talking then, bitch.

1385
01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:35,140
Well then, don't do your shit.

1386
01:15:35,140 --> 01:15:36,220
You're the fucking.

1387
01:15:36,220 --> 01:15:37,380
I'm looking for the fucking.

1388
01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:38,780
Barely the third member.

1389
01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:42,140
I can't find the song from the downtown Willie Brown fucking

1390
01:15:42,140 --> 01:15:42,640
duo.

1391
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,500
I didn't want to hear music right now.

1392
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,740
That's a good tune though.

1393
01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,860
I know, but we got to find it for the outro.

1394
01:15:47,860 --> 01:15:48,660
The problem.

1395
01:15:48,660 --> 01:15:49,260
Yeah.

1396
01:15:49,260 --> 01:15:51,220
Yeah, we need to do.

1397
01:15:51,220 --> 01:15:55,180
Yeah, that's so I couldn't find it.

1398
01:15:55,180 --> 01:15:57,740
It is your wiener.

1399
01:15:57,740 --> 01:16:00,740
Fucking tweezer boy.

1400
01:16:00,740 --> 01:16:02,740
It made me with the dashiki on it.

1401
01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:05,700
It'll make it look bigger.

1402
01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:07,140
I'm thinking it looks small.

1403
01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:08,180
No, not at all.

1404
01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:10,540
That 100's shirt will make it look bigger.

1405
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:13,780
I mean, I swear to god, Larry, if you wore that to a concert,

1406
01:16:13,780 --> 01:16:17,460
people think you're a fucking tranny.

1407
01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:19,620
That's because I'm hot.

1408
01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:20,340
I don't know.

1409
01:16:20,340 --> 01:16:23,540
Man, you were just making the worst arguments tonight.

1410
01:16:23,540 --> 01:16:25,740
You could at least say I'm not gay.

1411
01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:27,660
But you're like, that's because I'm hot.

1412
01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:28,660
Why would I say that?

1413
01:16:28,660 --> 01:16:29,660
All the trainees want me.

1414
01:16:29,660 --> 01:16:31,980
You fucking cut off half my prospects.

1415
01:16:31,980 --> 01:16:33,820
You know, you cut off a quarter of your shirt

1416
01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:36,780
to get half of your prospects.

1417
01:16:36,780 --> 01:16:39,340
I mean, really, you have fucking like butterfly cuts

1418
01:16:39,340 --> 01:16:40,940
in the middle of that shirt.

1419
01:16:40,940 --> 01:16:42,140
What are you talking about?

1420
01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:43,860
What are butterfly cuts?

1421
01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:45,140
Because they flap.

1422
01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:48,140
Oh, OK.

1423
01:16:48,140 --> 01:16:49,140
For nook flaps.

1424
01:16:49,140 --> 01:16:50,140
That's a little.

1425
01:16:50,140 --> 01:16:52,460
I didn't know the thing had the things

1426
01:16:52,460 --> 01:16:53,900
until I put the fucking thing out.

1427
01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:55,900
Dude, that's not even a sentence.

1428
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:56,900
I didn't know the thing.

1429
01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:57,900
I didn't know this fucking.

1430
01:16:57,900 --> 01:16:58,900
You're dying now.

1431
01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:00,900
It was black history, Larry.

1432
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:02,380
You're dead.

1433
01:17:02,380 --> 01:17:04,900
I didn't know the things had a thing on it.

1434
01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:09,020
I didn't know this shirt had flaps on it until I put it on.

1435
01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:09,900
And then me and Mary laughed and stirred it.

1436
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,420
But you kept wearing it.

1437
01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:12,300
I don't care.

1438
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:13,860
I know I'm not gay.

1439
01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:18,180
Man, something every gay guy.

1440
01:17:18,180 --> 01:17:21,180
Jesus.

1441
01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:23,180
I'm just seeing what I can get.

1442
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:24,180
Yeah.

1443
01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,180
Hey, I like the tan line.

1444
01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:28,180
Yeah.

1445
01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:31,180
It's nice to know if a guy hits on me.

1446
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,180
I need another beer.

1447
01:17:33,180 --> 01:17:35,180
Man, that's not good.

1448
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:37,660
I mean, we're just going to keep going all night.

1449
01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:39,660
Oh, boy.

1450
01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:41,180
I can't find a song.

1451
01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:44,460
Well, it is the last week of Black History Month.

1452
01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:45,460
Yeah.

1453
01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:47,620
Should we do what did black people invent?

1454
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:48,620
Yeah.

1455
01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:50,620
What did they invent?

1456
01:17:50,620 --> 01:17:51,620
Crickets.

1457
01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:52,620
Yeah.

1458
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:54,620
You need a cricket button.

1459
01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:55,620
Sure.

1460
01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:56,620
Sure.

1461
01:17:56,620 --> 01:17:59,620
Because I'm going to tell you I did do an investigation into it.

1462
01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:04,420
So did you put up the new, what do you call it, design for Larry Needle's show?

1463
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:05,420
What's new design?

1464
01:18:05,420 --> 01:18:07,420
Did you see the new design?

1465
01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:08,420
No.

1466
01:18:08,420 --> 01:18:09,420
No.

1467
01:18:09,420 --> 01:18:10,420
No.

1468
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:11,420
You didn't see a new designer?

1469
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:12,420
No.

1470
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:14,420
I thought he did a new design.

1471
01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:15,420
No.

1472
01:18:15,420 --> 01:18:16,420
Oh, what the hell was that?

1473
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:17,420
Well, no, wait.

1474
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:18,420
We're not going to be wrong.

1475
01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:19,420
No, no.

1476
01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:20,420
I did see something.

1477
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:21,420
I know what you're talking about.

1478
01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:22,420
It was kind of psychedelic.

1479
01:18:22,420 --> 01:18:23,420
Yeah.

1480
01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:24,420
Yeah.

1481
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:25,420
It was a while ago.

1482
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:26,420
And he's new to me.

1483
01:18:26,420 --> 01:18:27,420
I did not.

1484
01:18:27,420 --> 01:18:28,420
Because here's the thing.

1485
01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:32,420
I asked Needle's and he said, no, we're not changing.

1486
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:33,420
No, I didn't say that at all.

1487
01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:38,420
I said, if he wants to make that the homepage, but he wants to get it.

1488
01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:39,420
No, it's just a post.

1489
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:42,420
First of all, Roller's fucking gay.

1490
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:46,420
He's probably playing with his guys right now all geeked out rubbing his little wiener.

1491
01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:48,420
Oh, he got a bunch of new ones.

1492
01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:49,420
Oh, man.

1493
01:18:49,420 --> 01:18:50,420
He's definitely playing with his guys.

1494
01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:51,420
And you know what?

1495
01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:54,420
Listen, he's a fucking homo.

1496
01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:56,420
Playing with his wiener.

1497
01:18:56,420 --> 01:18:57,420
That's not good.

1498
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:59,420
He's not here to defend himself.

1499
01:18:59,420 --> 01:19:00,420
Yeah, but I know what he's doing.

1500
01:19:00,420 --> 01:19:04,420
I could text him right now and be like, hey, you're fucking gay and you're playing with

1501
01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:05,420
your guys.

1502
01:19:05,420 --> 01:19:06,420
He's like, yeah.

1503
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:07,420
But that's all right, though.

1504
01:19:07,420 --> 01:19:10,420
He's a sugar baby like you.

1505
01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:13,420
He ain't as sweet as I am.

1506
01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:17,420
Well, maybe you guys should kiss and see how sweet you are.

1507
01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:18,420
Yeah.

1508
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:19,420
I don't know if that's a good thing.

1509
01:19:19,420 --> 01:19:20,420
All right.

1510
01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:21,420
How would I know?

1511
01:19:21,420 --> 01:19:22,420
I don't know if that's a good thing.

1512
01:19:22,420 --> 01:19:23,420
All right.

1513
01:19:23,420 --> 01:19:24,420
Do you have anything weird?

1514
01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:25,420
Shit.

1515
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,420
I thought we were talking about something.

1516
01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:29,420
We went and went, you know?

1517
01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:33,420
And I mean, every time I talk about something, you don't want to hear it.

1518
01:19:33,420 --> 01:19:34,420
So my dad wants to come on.

1519
01:19:34,420 --> 01:19:36,420
He wants to come on when Kiki's on.

1520
01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:37,420
Oh, he wants to tell some.

1521
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,420
Shut up, Big Joe, 83, right?

1522
01:19:38,420 --> 01:19:39,420
88.

1523
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:40,420
86.

1524
01:19:40,420 --> 01:19:41,420
86, yeah.

1525
01:19:41,420 --> 01:19:42,420
Almost 88.

1526
01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:43,420
88 in my head.

1527
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:44,420
Bellamy.

1528
01:19:44,420 --> 01:19:46,420
Brought out to my dad, almost 88.

1529
01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:47,420
Bill Bellamy.

1530
01:19:47,420 --> 01:19:53,420
Oh, I'm in an argument with the lady about the Bellamy salute, which is funny.

1531
01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:54,420
Oh.

1532
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:56,420
And they got kicked off the black Twitter.

1533
01:19:56,420 --> 01:19:57,420
You know what?

1534
01:19:57,420 --> 01:19:58,420
No, that's a Power Ranger salute.

1535
01:19:58,420 --> 01:19:59,420
No, it's not.

1536
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:01,420
It's a Bellamy salute.

1537
01:20:01,420 --> 01:20:08,420
We were doing it before fucking World War II in 1939.

1538
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:11,420
But that's why the Asians don't like the Jews either.

1539
01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:13,420
That's why my dad was born, 39.

1540
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:15,420
First of all, the Asians like money.

1541
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:16,420
That's what they like.

1542
01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:20,420
They turn women, men turn into women.

1543
01:20:20,420 --> 01:20:22,420
That's how much they like money.

1544
01:20:22,420 --> 01:20:23,420
They were the first ones.

1545
01:20:23,420 --> 01:20:28,420
And there's a fucking contingent market on that stuff.

1546
01:20:28,420 --> 01:20:30,420
They love that stuff.

1547
01:20:30,420 --> 01:20:31,420
Larry.

1548
01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:32,420
Yes, sir.

1549
01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:33,420
Never been a trainee.

1550
01:20:33,420 --> 01:20:34,420
No.

1551
01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:35,420
Okay, good.

1552
01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:36,420
But one time.

1553
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:37,420
But why?

1554
01:20:37,420 --> 01:20:38,420
What?

1555
01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:39,420
What?

1556
01:20:39,420 --> 01:20:41,420
Anything if their butt is fucking...

1557
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:47,420
We were outside the car and we were real high.

1558
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:51,420
The only time I called on his story, he was gay one.

1559
01:20:51,420 --> 01:20:55,420
And they're just fucking weirdo and they're like, you're real cute.

1560
01:20:55,420 --> 01:20:56,420
Blah, blah, blah.

1561
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:59,420
And it's Black History Month, so I could say it was some shine and fucking...

1562
01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:03,420
Well, put the fucking crown on.

1563
01:21:03,420 --> 01:21:07,420
It was just shine and I'm like, blah, blah, blah, you know.

1564
01:21:07,420 --> 01:21:10,420
And Mary's like, get back in the car.

1565
01:21:10,420 --> 01:21:11,420
That's a guy.

1566
01:21:11,420 --> 01:21:12,420
And I'm like, really?

1567
01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:14,420
And she's like, no, that's a guy.

1568
01:21:14,420 --> 01:21:17,420
Whoever's watching this, you're fucking lucky because we don't care.

1569
01:21:17,420 --> 01:21:20,420
We really don't fucking...

1570
01:21:20,420 --> 01:21:22,420
So and I was like, okay.

1571
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:23,420
You know what?

1572
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,420
Free speech is almost like punk rock right now.

1573
01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:27,420
I know.

1574
01:21:27,420 --> 01:21:29,420
We don't give a fuck.

1575
01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:31,420
We don't want nothing.

1576
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:32,420
It almost is.

1577
01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:34,420
We're just gonna fucking say whatever we want.

1578
01:21:34,420 --> 01:21:38,420
Faggots, man, that's like the 30th time.

1579
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:41,420
No wonder why we got eight views on YouTube.

1580
01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:43,420
So wait, this guy wanted to get down with you?

1581
01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:44,420
Yeah.

1582
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:46,420
Yeah, until fucking...

1583
01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:49,420
Why did you say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where did this gay story come from?

1584
01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:51,420
We're talking about the tranny.

1585
01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:53,420
I'm on the street.

1586
01:21:53,420 --> 01:21:55,420
We're in Chicago.

1587
01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:57,420
See how he laughs?

1588
01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:59,420
You know, he's lying.

1589
01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:01,420
You know, he's lying.

1590
01:22:03,420 --> 01:22:07,420
This fucking thing comes up to me and fucking...

1591
01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:11,420
Dude, if you know what that knows, he could have got an Epstein file folder number one.

1592
01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:13,420
They would think he's a cheater.

1593
01:22:13,420 --> 01:22:15,420
Phase one.

1594
01:22:15,420 --> 01:22:17,420
Yeah, phase one, but you know what I meant.

1595
01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:19,420
I did.

1596
01:22:19,420 --> 01:22:21,420
And anyway, so and Mary's like...

1597
01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:22,420
Thank you, Larry.

1598
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:23,420
That's a man.

1599
01:22:23,420 --> 01:22:25,420
And I'm like, what?

1600
01:22:25,420 --> 01:22:27,420
Did the cherry.

1601
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,420
Fuck, man.

1602
01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:29,420
Well, don't shake it out.

1603
01:22:29,420 --> 01:22:31,420
I'm trying to put the fire out.

1604
01:22:31,420 --> 01:22:33,420
No, just leave it go.

1605
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:35,420
It's a joint.

1606
01:22:35,420 --> 01:22:37,420
Blow on it.

1607
01:22:37,420 --> 01:22:39,420
You gotta start up a new one there.

1608
01:22:39,420 --> 01:22:41,420
Dude, what are you doing? Is that a crack pipe?

1609
01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:43,420
Did you see that?

1610
01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:45,420
It's a joint. It's paper.

1611
01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:47,420
Jesus.

1612
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,420
So you were kissing this guy, and then Mary yelled.

1613
01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:51,420
Yeah, and then he looked at it and checked his oil.

1614
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:53,420
And Mary said, get back in the car.

1615
01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:55,420
That's a man.

1616
01:22:55,420 --> 01:22:57,420
And I was like, wow.

1617
01:22:57,420 --> 01:22:59,420
You know what I saw? There were truck nuts.

1618
01:22:59,420 --> 01:23:01,420
Whose truck nuts?

1619
01:23:01,420 --> 01:23:03,420
You know the nuts that they hang off the...

1620
01:23:03,420 --> 01:23:05,420
Oh, yeah, yeah, a batch.

1621
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:07,420
Yeah, truck nuts?

1622
01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:09,420
No, I never saw that, yeah.

1623
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,420
I thought you were talking about some old guy getting out of a truck.

1624
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,420
I wish.

1625
01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:15,420
Oh, sorry about that, Larry.

1626
01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:17,420
I don't have a truck.

1627
01:23:17,420 --> 01:23:19,420
I just hang out at fucking fuel stations.

1628
01:23:19,420 --> 01:23:21,420
Trying to get shots.

1629
01:23:21,420 --> 01:23:23,420
Who lacks these cookies?

1630
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:25,420
They got roller skates on.

1631
01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:27,420
Needles spin in my ass around.

1632
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:29,420
Needles car broke down.

1633
01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:31,420
I cut my jeans shorts for Needles shorts.

1634
01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:33,420
I want to spin around.

1635
01:23:33,420 --> 01:23:35,420
The pockets go up.

1636
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:37,420
I look like a gay Phoenix.

1637
01:23:37,420 --> 01:23:39,420
Needles car broke down.

1638
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:41,420
He had to work down the last night for four minutes straight.

1639
01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:43,420
And then ten...

1640
01:23:43,420 --> 01:23:45,420
I mean, four hours straight.

1641
01:23:45,420 --> 01:23:47,420
You're fucking retarded.

1642
01:23:47,420 --> 01:23:49,420
You have the crown on, too.

1643
01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:51,420
That makes sense.

1644
01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:53,420
I mean, you're like George Floyd's uncle.

1645
01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:55,420
Yo, motherfucker.

1646
01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:57,420
Oh, shit.

1647
01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:59,420
He made good mannies and banana sandwiches.

1648
01:23:59,420 --> 01:24:01,420
Did you guys see that?

1649
01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:03,420
Just like Elvis, a white nigger.

1650
01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:05,420
What the fuck is even that?

1651
01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:07,420
Did you see that?

1652
01:24:07,420 --> 01:24:09,420
I remember that from back in the day they said that.

1653
01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:11,420
What are you doing over there?

1654
01:24:11,420 --> 01:24:13,420
I'm sniffing... this is nicotine.

1655
01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:15,420
Nicotine.

1656
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:17,420
How do you get all these fucking nicotine things?

1657
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:19,420
You do this, man, and you will fucking be...

1658
01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:21,420
You'll rock it.

1659
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:23,420
It's like taking a little hit of speed.

1660
01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:25,420
But you want to hear something funny?

1661
01:24:25,420 --> 01:24:27,420
The guy who beat him up gives him those...

1662
01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:29,420
Yeah.

1663
01:24:29,420 --> 01:24:31,420
Look at that.

1664
01:24:31,420 --> 01:24:33,420
He didn't...

1665
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:35,420
He didn't beat me up.

1666
01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:37,420
He pushed me down.

1667
01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:39,420
I was running, and he pushed me down backwards.

1668
01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:41,420
We were running for a frizz.

1669
01:24:41,420 --> 01:24:43,420
Larry ran too fucking hard.

1670
01:24:43,420 --> 01:24:45,420
I was fucking...

1671
01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:47,420
I beat him in the race, but then he pushed me down.

1672
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:49,420
Right when I was bending down and grabbing the brisket.

1673
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:51,420
Oh, but race, Larry, since you have the crown on.

1674
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,420
And, uh...

1675
01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:55,420
Face first?

1676
01:24:55,420 --> 01:24:57,420
No, I fucking hit my... I broke my rib.

1677
01:24:57,420 --> 01:24:59,420
Was that on grass, at least?

1678
01:24:59,420 --> 01:25:01,420
It was on grass, but it was still on call for it because we're fucking...

1679
01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:03,420
You know, 57-year-old men.

1680
01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:05,420
And now Larry can suck his own dick.

1681
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:07,420
I already could suck my own dick.

1682
01:25:07,420 --> 01:25:09,420
So, does he still give them to you?

1683
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:11,420
Well, I gotta say,

1684
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:13,420
he is a good friend of mine,

1685
01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:15,420
and he thought that we were back in, like, eighth grade or something,

1686
01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:17,420
but he did give me a Gibson Les Paul.

1687
01:25:17,420 --> 01:25:19,420
Larry.

1688
01:25:19,420 --> 01:25:21,420
He's fucking...

1689
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,420
That's kinda nice.

1690
01:25:23,420 --> 01:25:25,420
I beat your ass, but do I ever hurt you?

1691
01:25:25,420 --> 01:25:27,420
Yeah, it hurt today.

1692
01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:29,420
You kicked me right in the fucking...

1693
01:25:29,420 --> 01:25:31,420
I had my...

1694
01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:33,420
I got screws in my leg, and he kicked me right in the screws.

1695
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:35,420
It hurts right now, actually.

1696
01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:37,420
Oh, yeah, because you never got those things taken out.

1697
01:25:37,420 --> 01:25:39,420
I could only suck dick on my left side.

1698
01:25:39,420 --> 01:25:41,420
I could only suck dick on my left side.

1699
01:25:41,420 --> 01:25:43,420
That way, right.

1700
01:25:43,420 --> 01:25:45,420
Screw hip.

1701
01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:47,420
Anyway, it's just one cheek sticking out of the fucking

1702
01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:49,420
lorry hole in the refrigerator box.

1703
01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:51,420
Because the other one's bad.

1704
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:53,420
It's not a Les Paul.

1705
01:25:53,420 --> 01:25:55,420
It's the Paul.

1706
01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:57,420
The Paul.

1707
01:25:57,420 --> 01:25:59,420
It's a 1979 Gibson.

1708
01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:01,420
What are you talking about?

1709
01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:03,420
It's firebrand. The Paul.

1710
01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:05,420
Instead of, like, a Les Paul, it's, like, the Paul.

1711
01:26:05,420 --> 01:26:07,420
Dude, you're talking about the Mexican version?

1712
01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:09,420
Yeah, it's made in USA.

1713
01:26:09,420 --> 01:26:11,420
It's just a little bit cheaper

1714
01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:13,420
as far as, like, the finish and shit.

1715
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:15,420
It's just raw wood instead of all fancy.

1716
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,420
Yeah.

1717
01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:19,420
It's really cool.

1718
01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:21,420
Nigger.

1719
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:23,420
All right, let me get you some clothes out.

1720
01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:25,420
Yeah.

1721
01:26:25,420 --> 01:26:27,420
Actually, you know what?

1722
01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:29,420
You know why? Because I'm part black.

1723
01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:31,420
I'm part black.

1724
01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:33,420
Oh, yeah, right? When was the last time?

1725
01:26:33,420 --> 01:26:35,420
Actually, I'm more than...

1726
01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:37,420
Oh, I thought...

1727
01:26:37,420 --> 01:26:39,420
...the Spalding's crib is in the way.

1728
01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:41,420
Yeah, is that what it was hitting?

1729
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:43,420
Hey.

1730
01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:47,420
Oh, very honorable Ronday.

1731
01:26:47,420 --> 01:26:49,420
Oh, my God.

1732
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:51,420
You got so much fun.

1733
01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:53,420
I don't know where the fortune cookie book is, man.

1734
01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:55,420
It ain't here.

1735
01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:57,420
Jake it through all this shit here.

1736
01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:59,420
It ain't here.

1737
01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:01,420
Who's a fucking Howard Stern, bro?

1738
01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:03,420
Is that it right there?

1739
01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:05,420
That guy, if you want the black eye.

1740
01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:07,420
Yeah.

1741
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:09,420
That's pretty good.

1742
01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:11,420
You're welcome.

1743
01:27:11,420 --> 01:27:13,420
There's nothing in there.

1744
01:27:13,420 --> 01:27:15,420
Oh, it's burned.

1745
01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:17,420
There must be something in here.

1746
01:27:17,420 --> 01:27:19,420
Peace. We love you. Thank you very much.

1747
01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:21,420
Howard Stern.

1748
01:27:21,420 --> 01:27:23,420
Hey, say bye.

1749
01:27:23,420 --> 01:27:25,420
Thank you for tuning in, everybody.

1750
01:27:25,420 --> 01:27:27,420
We really appreciate it.

1751
01:27:27,420 --> 01:27:29,420
And...

1752
01:27:29,420 --> 01:27:34,420
Sorry, I got shot.