Fucking twink
Motherfucker Larry looks like a twink who cleans
Hey everybody well the last time Larry's got laid
I'm wearing needles
We got some racism for you tonight
Celebrate the last day black history month speaking of which going out of bed. What are you?
The baby like that
Holding toss arrest is over tomorrow. Okay. Well good for spalding in does he have his bracelet on still?
We'll see yeah, we'll see how long he goes because last time he was free for about a week and a half
He was fucking niggling around
It didn't take him long to get in trouble
Why are you by this warehouse? I'm just niggling around
I
None of your business and we got a pool started
And you know any of the fans out there like the over under and days before it takes me for give them trouble
Or how many slices can you eat in one day? I know
We already know that number shit you guys are a bunch of faggot
I just did that to screw up
What are you doing I do like that little I don't like it at all
What are you doing? You just stopped the whole pod
My poor your dummy fucking thing
Because what a fucking guy fucks in your ass it makes us noises you're doing
I actually like that so reminds me David Bowie and like a little back in Thailand
You don't find out she's a boy till you're in the
Yeah, then you scamper
Excuse me lady you have a weiner
First of all let's get into it
Black history black history month happy black history month and we're Jim right in front of us
Yep, he had a fucking fat girl Kiki with the dashiki. Oh that rhymes. Yeah, look at me
I'm the fucking fifth beastie boy
And I just watched a help last night
We're the help you never seen that movie. No, it's about lagging the good old days. I watched a porno called
No, we're all stuck in a dryer
I
Wasn't on african-american gentlemen secure your white race
Yes, I'm sorry
I'm xenophobic. Yes, keep on going
Back in the day Mississippi where they had all the help man, I don't believe the story he tells us
I'm saying the help the black helpers. Yeah, the helpers
Man I should words of crown one into one girl shits in a pie, but the woman loves her pie so much
She's like you're eating my shit
Pretty funny
People pay for that stuff right now people like
But now I got the crown on with the USS say whatever you want acceptable fuck Israel
I need Israel crown. I like what I like what Donald
Fucking was awesome today. You're a faggot
It was great because he told him listen man, you got nothing without who fucking
Fucking guy who plays his piano with this dick. Yeah. Yeah, this is who I fucking gonna give money to
Well, how many would fucking
Give me that would net and yahoo and then we'll fucking talk well, maybe not. Oh my god
Yeah, he's next on the left kiki z
Ogg you know what that means, right?
Zionist operated government. Oh, fuck Ruby Ridge was starting this shit and let's start off with this
Congratulations to the fucking AT the gay TF and the gay FBI for fucking rating
Well, wake-up ranch on this date it left for 51 days
51 days when all the way to April 19th. Fuck you the government what year? Wow, none of your business
Look at why you standing cuz I feel like it okay, why don't you get your fucking mobile fucking glory hole
Let's see what happens. Maybe we could fucking call Craigslist for you
Yeah, fucking faggot
Yeah, we're in trouble no one trouble for what though, what are we in trouble for not just the way everything's going for
I'm gonna tell you right now. No, J.D. Vance his mentor is Peter teal. Yes. Who's you got a talent here?
Yes, we want to go into palanquin. That's fine. No, I'm just saying we go pay pal
No, but I'm just saying we're fucked right now. Yes the shekel bro, but it's all tech bros right now
Which are shut down old man. Yeah, they're all shekel. What do you call it?
paypal
That was very disrespectful
And then I heard I actually heard calling the gay DL on you
I heard our main man Nick Fuentes was talking about a Peter teal is you know, I don't think I think he's married
But he has like a little boy. Oh, no, no, here we go. Listen, I'm gonna do something for you guys
This is graceful. Well, no, but um, what do you call it keep going home guys?
Well, yeah, no, I'm talking about Peter and this is the people that are mentoring our vice president
Well, I mean listen first of all
Billionaires run this country. Okay, we take us and they always
Well, no, but they take us a two-way. How about we fucking tax billionaires, which is really really really
Lower hanging fruit than blaming everything on the Jews shall I say yeah tax the billionaires? Oh my god
It's so easy to be so good, but um, okay
Even better was it's like on this day February 28th
The red coats began to siege on a church believed to be stockpiling weapons in the end. They burnt the church
Downkilling 70 men women
No weapons that was Waco
Yeah, no, that's what I say
Little bit yeah, you're such a man. Thank you for telling me
Pin the thing a little lower man
Pull it take it off and put it down
Crazy
Chicago gangsters better be fucking crazy. Okay, listen, all right
So these are so there's some Latin Kings this girl breaks up with a Latin King 16 year old boyfriend
Then he tells her that he's outraged and he wants to kill a Latin King
He flips to another gang. Okay. All right kill someone in Sandy and SD
Satan's disciples, okay, good at night with a laser gun. I don't know what laser gun means probably a laser guided
Well, no laser. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like a red dot but with a laser just like that. Oh, first of all
Like you shouldn't even have fucking he shouldn't even have speaking rights at this table a part time now
All right, so then here we go
So then this guy fucking
Kills this guy who's an innocent bystander two weeks later finds the murder vehicle driving around the they arrest somebody
Called Smokey, but that person says I didn't do the murder and he snitches on who did okay
All right, so we got Smokey snitching on the guy who did this in Chicago. Okay. We got Chicago probably smoky have his
Custodian car. Yes, there you go. That's why I love you muffin boy. So then two weeks later
Oh wait, and then he doesn't relocate Smokey. All right, right gets killed for it
All right gets murdered for fucking snitching. All right, Smokey was a smart one after little tears
I got to show you pictures later little tears was arrested for narcotics. He tricked on Giller and
Little tears later flipped at La Raza. So these fucking guys are flipping gangs. I'm
Amazing doing all the I know you guys can't keep up with this. No, I can't but here's the thing. Here's the thing
I guess I need a face tattoos
I know but I'm gonna get a flip-tie.
Black History Month guy wrote this so we're gonna have to deal with it. You know what I mean? Okay, so ultimately oh wait
So ultimately the breakup led to two persons being killed so he so fucking uh
This fucking guy they just arrested him actually
Yeah
So then this fucking guy oh that's better the breakup led the two persons being killed three persons arrested for murder
Too snitched and too flipped to him and this guy just got arrested
Literally in Chicago
Serial killer he murdered six people so Hispanic teen serial killer
Responsible for six killings on Chicago Southwest side in damn 20
They say that this fucking guy
Wait a second and Tony or a S20 this he's 21 now
So this is in 2020 damn a kid. He's charged with randomly
Random not even hit. I know how you people like to do it in the South of Africa. Yeah, that's either no one's let me tell you
Um, he randomly killed six people over a nine-month span in 20
2020 just random random. Yeah, that's pathetic because he thought they were rivals and then this girl broke up with them and
Well not as not as random as you think though because he thought they're
It's fucking ridiculous man that is
Recoculus I can't believe the fucking
This is crazy. What's going on in the world right now? Like how the fuck dude, but the problem is is you can't
Get away with shit like you did any no
Dude, remember we used to pump guys guys are we used to pump gas and there was no cameras. No, nothing. We paid cash
Yeah, when I pull up to the point when I first started going out with Mary. This is a funny story
We're at her sister's house, you know, and I had just stolen a tank of gas and
Better go somewhere. It does and so we're at Beth's house reading dinner or whatever
My dad calls everybody's name dad my dad calls, you know the cop because the cops called my house
All right, you want to speed it up and my mom's like you're stealing gas
What the fuck and now Beth is telling Mary, you know what maybe she just fucking forget about this kid
You know drive him home or let him go home. Yeah, you drive you home later for four nights and he stole
Funny, that's the worst thing to worry about
And I'm married to her
We all right, we're rebuttal. So that's it. I got my mom calling
The gas station took off, you know before you had to prepay
Oh, when you use it and go back that was a while back because yeah, that wouldn't even allow those things to work
This teenager kills fucking sick. I didn't marry it a long time in fucking. No, what do you call it?
No, it's no Chicago, it's a nine months. He killed six people. I'm sorry. I apologize
This is even better. This makes me laugh. All right, but on the bright side
He impregnated six other girls randomly in the neighborhood. So he had six kids in it the nine months makeup
Shit died. I'm gonna read you this title from the news and let me know how you feel. All right
Left-wing theater managers who invited 200 migrants to a free show will abandon the building and face bankruptcy as
refugees still refused to leave
After three months and spark wave of sex related
No, he has to defend his people because he's got the cheeky on all right Africa. Well, here's the first of all USA
You people are animals and savages get out of our country
I forgot you let us in we don't have to leave let you in I mean first of all you
get here I mean
Yeah, you see a black guy on a boat
Except are you are you?
relatives with Jim
Are you just a relative?
Great great-grandpappy. Yeah, whatever
We have an inch of Mima. Oh, yeah, you know what I got a great thing on the inch of my mind
What'd you hear? Yeah, her family's actually a hooker
Larry
No, you are a fucking
My family's past as they should be why what happened actually
The bottle
Mrs. Butterworth was racist whatever miss butter what the answer my no missus butterworth isn't a real person dude
Yeah, no missus butterworth. Oh, no, no, I mean none of these people are real
Jemima was real. I think yeah, she
Originally, but you guys you probably remember back in the day when she had the red bandana and the big lips and the fucking work clothes
Like you were mad I don't remember
And then they updated her then they updated her in like the 80s to like this 80s. It's all the Jews
Looser it really is
She had a fucking Jerry curl on the fucking new one
Remembered all this
Into my man. I ate a lot of fucking waffles the bottle would always slip out of your hand when you grab it because it was all greasy
Now I don't know about that. It was sticky
Fucking
What do we talk about we talk about the Epstein files how we've been bamboozled again by the stupid Trump administration
I
When we have been
Yeah, I know but what did you expect from them? That's the F that's the FBI. It's not Trump
But here's the thing. Why can't Patel just he's the head of the director of the FBI
Why can't he just go take the shit first of all I want to wake up and people being arrested fuck files. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, Adam shift Adam shift fucking
What do you call it?
Pedestal all these fucking people, you know, they mean
First of all, look at Larry look at me
I love you guys are my boys. You know more about Epstein than they do
You know more about Epstein than they do I know more about Epstein than they do if you listen to Darrell Cooper
Shit, right starts with the fucking Jews and that's how it ends. Okay. You think this shit stops
I want to see Zorro ranch when they were doing fucking gene manipulation. Yeah, you genics with that's what he was new Mexico, right?
Yes, or ranch New Mexico. I mean these people forget they're like, oh my god. Tell me what happened on 9-11
I know that 9-11 two buildings fell down. You know who were behind it. Mm-hmm. This is why we need a shuffle noise dropping on the ground
Drop this is when I point to you. I wish we had one
You know what a coin in there. I'll I'll make a record. Yeah, step up your game. That's what you fuck off
I didn't know we needed a second. I didn't know we needed a shuffle noise, but I'll make one
I didn't know that key. I know I was that's a new gong is dumbass hollow. I got that one that I played and I got
It's the long version I do like this version
I did there's coins at the end of Jews. No, that's the shuckles yet. I got a whole
Jar full of shuckles
Bang the Chinese now to fucking Asians hate the Jews
They do they do
Mean you and L. Sharpton are bros. Oh, did you see that clip with Sharpton? Which one?
Busted on the coke
I think we talked about on the pop
No, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Oh, they did a DeLorean style taping with L. Sharpton and he had a fedora on which is
Was he fat or skinny fat? Okay, and he was young though. He was young. Yeah, I like it. It was a black and white too
Oh, wow, I guess I never set up never set them up for a hacker for coke deals and how much he can do
That's the greatest racism ever black and white TV
You instantly know the film hey, how come I can't see that oh he's smiling there
He was hiding against the water
But no, yeah, he got bus and then he became a
Shil had Negro in charge. Yeah, actually first of all, okay, listen, so
He's been an employment forever. Let's go with Malcolm X. Uh-huh and then all of a sudden
Jesse the fucking rainbow
El Sharpton so which the reverend which
Did they get the best of I know you know, here's the thing though
Fucking the lady from Dalton
And then you got this dumbass
Fucking Brandon Johnson takes 830 million on a 200 billion dollar loan or two billion dollars
830 million
That was a loan 2 billion 25 years to pay the interest and just the interest
Just like the fucking interest only though the meters the parking area daily sold in the fucking Saudi Arabia
Look into that. Hey, I want to give a shout out to my dad. Happy birthday dad. Oh
It was his birthday the other day birthday. He's almost 88
You got a word of fuel officers jacket
When he turned 80 we put 80 fucking candles on the cake. Holy shit. I'll say you start the house on fire
No, dude, you press the button on that and then the heats the coil
You really drunk do your dad looks good. Thank you
Yeah, except Larry. I mean Jesus Christ. You know what the funny thing is when you do fucking heroin it totally fucking
Yes, it's all the exactly look at Larry. I mean Jesus Christ. He looks like a stonk 73. Yeah, he's preserved
All right, he's like the book house you boys
I like you Larry you never age. Oh my god, he doesn't talk. That's why I love him
Don't talk back Larry
Always got a choke on it pin or dude. What is wrong with you? You're almost 60. I know I know so I'm getting on dating websites again
What's wrong with you you're almost 50
I
Can still fucking fucking
Never choke on it fucking patch. I'll tell you what whichever girls you women you get there solid
First of all, if ever playing the back if you were banged a black dude
next
second of all
Don't be a coal burner in my presence
Second of all, let me see your kids hair right if it looks like he's got a
I mean
Listen to rap music since he was fucking three months old
Let me see if you have makeup around your eyes third of all
Why do you want to date me
I
Know my racism my antisemitism on a daily
Let me tell you
How many responses have you gotten starting to do it tonight? Oh you haven't done it yet? No
Oh
Finally over working on the the topics. I see the headline. I think that's a great
It's funny cuz Kiki has a fucking Persian old lady, which I'm gonna stick with
And she doesn't know about the podcast
Oh, she knows of it. Yeah, but she's never yeah, she's an Indian. She's a hot she's a fucking night. Oh
Now she's half Lebanese and half Italian. So she's a towel head. Yeah, she's a fucking when you call that. It's cool
I like that. I'm curious like a more carpet
I'm not sure how they laid on her. No, she's more darker. She's more carpet than towel head
She can get dark. So she dropped her off in the fucking desert
She'd survive. No, you just use her as bait. I
Mean, she's she wasn't born there or anything like that. I see I know I really hope you cut yourself
I'm back on it right now. I think it's kind of sharp. I
Mean cut your dick. You don't use it anyway. It's hilarious
hilarious
I don't know why you're so retarded. I am retarded. I'll say that's fine. I gotta say I gotta give a shout out to my boys
And I'm fucking shout out
I want to give a shot for them. This is black history fucking bullshit. That's what they do
That's what I'd like to know
Say George Carver and done peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah peanut butter. That's what I meant peanut
Did they make peanut butter? No, no, I mean, I'm gonna have dogs by law
Yeah, cuz they don't make enough peanut butter
They lick it off your nuts and I understand I can't get enough of it. I can't get enough
But I think he made it the picks the peanuts
Wait, what did he make man? George Washington cover peanut butter fucking not peanut butter you fucking moron
I think it was a machine that picks the peanuts
So did this machine just have like a fucking block with like chains on it with black people pick a peanuts exactly
It was a long ride
Larry's face I don't know what it looked like but I think it was one of the
Hey, I think it was one of the Mary's getting a phone call. You guys are blessed with a phone call from Mary
Jesus no, it's probably not him
Yeah, cuz you're here we go. What did he invent? I meant hundreds of products from peanuts sweet potatoes
I don't believe that. How do you invent sweet potatoes? Get out of here products from yeah, whatever
Oh, okay, so you did invent peanuts. Oh, axle grease cooking oil printers ink soap face powder
I mean, what's he making face powder for this is bullshit so you can go in whiteface
Yeah, I know if I'm you're gonna tell me this fucking
Shit, what are you looking at fucking? Well, you was half Jewish. Yeah, I don't believe in this half Jewish
Worst the shire shosh
Man
Stop it. Get off. He was a chemist chemist chemist. I always wanted to be a chemist so I can
Today my wife is sleeping and I kind of like wake her up a little bit and she's like don't shoot that and I'm like
Shoot what and she's like don't shoot anything and I'm like, but I got a speedball
I was gonna shoot just now and she's like well, whatever you want that I'm not bailing you out and she's totally sleeping
But she knew what you were gonna do up and I'm like later when she was up and I'm like, what were you we remember when
I was this and she said I had a dream you had a fucking
She thought I had a gun, you know pull your fucking soundboard out that story's boring dude
Fuck fucking suck at this. I've seen Matt prime minister of Israel 36 times in four years
And he's pictured going into his fucking house in New York
Yeah, well to layer it is
Israel's more than anything no, I never say
Romania
Romanians are invading
Really trance O'Vane a type shit, exactly the vampire likes to suck on
You know anything to talk about now that Darrell Cooper
It all boils down to the fucking Maxwell's anyone with the fucking
Stein a Dershowitz gold every time I'm a Stein
It's what it boils down to and it was a fucking we know more than the fucking people that are gonna release what it was Maxwell's father
Robert Maxwell which got he got a war and died on a ship
Mysteriously, but you know why he died mysteriously
Tell me what he was
Himmler he kissed once all his employees. Yeah, that's a
contagious
Gay-tage those long photos don't tell it
Fuck what they're called. Oh my god, dude the fucking um
When you were the bikini bottom speedo no no no
That's your name for the rest of the show
I look amazing
Even though I did we did fight upstairs
Don't fucking say that shit especially in front of fucking
Suck it
Yeah
Man
Maxwell's father just well yes, he got fucked up because he was spending so much money
He started using his ending so much money a man the dude first of all if we weren't really
Well, no you spend it dude. How'd you go? He was taking money from the Jew like the US child
But they were all giving him a shit ton of money
Yeah, especially spending his own employees 401k their retirement, but they were also fighting the OSS with fucking dullness and all that shit
Like these fucking people. No, but that's the thing he started bitch and he's like I need more money
I need more well, it's about time we have to put you down
That's what they always do. Let me see you cuz eventually jubed they're gonna they start yeah
Well, they start
How about Steinfeld's fucking girl?
Underage fucking girlfriend man. Oh, she had some she had some jubes fucking nice jubes real nice jubes
I didn't get to see him underneath them
No, but there's something about it. That's all you get fat girls. Yeah, was she old enough?
Was she even old enough? Like she was 17. How does he get away with that?
Okay, do you really want to ask me how he gets away with that?
Well, you know, there's a picture of him practically picking her up. There's lockers in the background. I'll give you one. I'll give you one guy
Do you really want me to tell you how that happened?
Where do you know how it happens?
How do you get away with getting pictures and shit?
It's the Jews
Now they have blackmail against them
What do you sound the internet? How do you even I'm sure they have deeper photos? Yeah
Listen if you want to get to that high of an echelon you have to fucking crack some eggs if you know what I mean
They have yeah, he has that's why that's why I fucking don't
Got morals those yeah, oh should we bring up your time when you were in Germany?
Which something like a good time when your friends wanted you to babysit their child. Oh, yeah, yeah
Exactly
I handed it back in one piece
He's a good old god Larry the good old days. Yeah
That was a pack of a pre-rolls and I just
Check it out a magnet and then you gotta press this part down
Are you playing into this stuff? I mean fuck fancy. Look at these packages. Isn't that cool?
No, it's good the old joint thing
It smells good, too. It's got little matches the striker on the top
fancy
Yeah, I just kept it, you know I
Bought a pack. I got these at Christmas time. I didn't have nothing to get my brother-in-law who got me nothing and
so I got some
Weed and I got my mama packet pre-rolls and since we're there Mary's like look at yourself a pack
So I got these just because of the
Package and there was six joints. It was the most bang for the buck. They were pretty good
It was okay. Fuck the dispensary. Yeah, no dude. I don't smoke dispensary. This is not dispensary weed
But listen though Brandon Johnson. Okay, what do we make our money on fucking Pritzker? First of all, he's a fat fucking fuck
And his brother turns into Tranny. Yeah, and they're billionaires
He remember when he went to the DNC was like, hey, I'm an actual billionaire fucking fat girl
No offense
Fucking deal people need to pay attention what's going on in Wisconsin because they're trying to buy the primary in Wisconsin
Okay, and if they can flip these seats in Wisconsin fucking Pritzker's family has already invested a million dollars in there
Towards flipping the seat well they want to make it fucking blue
All right, right and Soros is also helping out and this is local. Well, I don't give a fuck about any out there
Here's a fucking deal. No, they're backing Republicans that are actually not Republic right right now. They're not doing rhinos
They're doing fucking Democrats. Well, I know they're backing they said to watch out for Soros back the rhinos
Okay, and that that too. What's gonna happen? We're gonna get rid of McConnell
We're gonna get rid of fucking shif first of all one of the greatest things that could have happened was that
Joe Biden was the president in between first of all because I know but you get to see how much
Shit that Trump actually did and he also
Here's the other thing from the other side of the coin Trump got to see everybody that hated him I fucking everybody that fucking
Hate him your take on this is horrible. Why man president? He's a narcissist
I know that power. I know that people crave power. So what man? They're all like that USAID, but we're not taxing billionaires
Oh, here's the fucking but the problem is we're gonna give you a lot of our options files
But three fucking faggots no more than they panbond you released you think that bullshit
What do you mean? I think that ask Kiki did they hey I saw the true file today. You did huh? Yeah, I mean
It was still black out, but you can tell from underneath it. Yeah, there's a fucking
Yeah, I'm gonna say it
I saw big nose I thought he meant it was gonna be a real file. I saw that oh that is the real file
Yeah, it's a pedophile
People are protecting guys first of all if Jeffrey Epstein wants to traffic children
Who are his clients because he can't traffic children without clients? You got to traffic them to somewhere?
No to people. Yeah, they got a traffic somewhere dummy
Part time now
But he says to people I mean
No, I thought I'm just stating a point like Montana or something exactly they did that in Zorro Ranch
Well, they will send them around yeah state to state
You have to have clientele and the funny thing is just like when Obama ordered, you know, 37,000
To the one I'll tell you what though, you know, I asked in the fucking when you go into the Daryl Cooper
Fuck he deep deep and Daryl Cooper fucking Epstein files a ship of what it all comes back
It's fucking Israel the Jews it really isn't can can we agree on that?
100% but but it's our government. It's everyone everybody because our government is complicit
We're not America first anymore this fucking country
It's been like this book that I was reading
One second you fucking
This book that I was reading even George Washington and Thomas Jefferson their biggest fucking worry one of the biggest worries was the Jews
But because of the way the Constitution was written. They're like we can't really keep them out
But we got to watch it boys, you know
But they knew that they were fucking dangerous well, they were still hardcore involved in the British government
Yeah, I think in the British government talk about the rehearsal the
We need propaganda and we need anti-vainism to fuck
Oh boy, go on no
But I mean we're gonna talk about the orders that we're gonna talk about the fucking appropriation of Zionism and
The deflection of it first of all you're an anti-semite than this goes and then they keep on
Perpetuating this when you look at Shin there's this it's a fake book made into a movie. It's not even fucking real. I
Mean, what are you gonna keep on doing the biggest lie ever told to us is that God existed?
But he's real
Well, I don't go for that. I'm just saying that's the biggest lie that people have told us everything
Oh Satan, but there's so much evil in the world. It's like oh, well, thank God can't be real, right?
God's real man. I know but that's how we feel as a collective. She's going to Bible study man tomorrow morning is my first
I actually I already went to the orientation
And I was out until like
You are too old to get raped
He just takes it though, what's the incense the fucking thing that they're freakin sense and you just hit some other
Like we saw your alpha. We thought you were younger. This is why we get low numbers
Oh
That is actually not a Catholic thing
Yeah, man, is this like with the Koreans yeah
It's all it's all men at this one. No, sorry
You know, no, I don't know. I mean can't think at the same rate. They're having coffee and
fucking
Donuts and you know getting sidetracked. We're fucking
Doing the work, you know what I mean? It's different. I don't think I'd be like having a woman
I've ever seen a woman
Donuts unless I was in an AA meeting
Well, it's a church thing man. So they always have that kind of shit. So how do I get in the meeting with the women?
First of all, wait a second. What's the ratio to donuts for?
Whites and Koreans everybody could have as many as they want
First of all, can we take a picture of the Korean with the extra powdery?
Do you what do you I mean?
I don't really take my phone to work
I hate to go there with you guys already did it. Here we go. Weird thoughts of going. Oh, wow. Look at that one
Did you see the weird thoughts?
But even though you get me to be 100 yards by your playground
I mean, haha, weird thoughts all of a sudden. That should be the name of the podcast weird thoughts
Larry's over there's a lot of really good-looking chicks man. It's ridiculous
Recoculus
By Larry, but you got it the only way to really go it is to go to the church. I guess you know
I mean it starts at 9 30. No, it starts at 10 30 so that's not even an evening. No
Oh, it's my Saturday. Yeah, it's a mouth Saturday
It's 10 30 in the morning and it goes until like noon
Yeah under the church I think you should ask you what they think of the juice under the church start off of your you know
You're class in the back. Yeah, I'm a cut tomorrow
That's what you should do with the cheeky and the tomorrow's the first class
But I'll ask you know what my dad's in the class with me. He's like you want to go to a Bible study and he's going
I'm like, yeah, I'll go in yeah sounds like the beginning of a weird porn and
Here's how much I fucking was dedicated to it because the night before I was out. We had our show
Choke on a plate and then I was out until one in the morning drinking I watched every band. There was this one
Yeah, and then I turn around
And everybody's gone like MK ultra
You know and and so I'm there and the lights are on and the places
And then you realize dude, I got no ride home
Oh, there's a guy that was gonna drive me home this guy Gordon that fucking killian used to buy weed from
And he's like I'll give you a ride home and killian's like I wouldn't go with that guy. He's a fucking weirdo
So I'm like, yeah, whatever. So then I had a calm area like one 30 in the morning
The phones ring and ring and I said, hello, I'll tire no
He woke up in the parking lot of Johnny beef. Yeah, and so fucking
Alright, where does the story go? Nowhere
Fucking feckerel the cheeky. I mean Jesus Christ you guys are making me
You can pay attention for half a second. You know that fucking mama follow you have a woman's shirt
I don't care what you say to look at the sides. They're fucking extra small. Look at it. No, no way
It's a woman's shirt
There's no way first of all
Dude
Don't show
Wait you and your lady extra small would not fit me if it was a woman
I would make that into a half shirt
No, cut it and then put beads
Okay
Anyways
I'm a fucking baggy for wearing it. It's a men's shirt
You got the jacket so you can't see the side
You can't some see it
I mean, dude, literally you're like fucking. Oh, what's her name? What's it chick? I used to run on the beach
Oh fucking the sports illusory Terry hatcher. He's like Terry hatchers relax
He got your girl shirt
It's a hot bra
I thought you were a lady's shirt. It doesn't make me comfortable
Dude, first of all seriously if it was a lady's shirt a extra small would not fit me first of all what size is it?
Extra small. Yeah, it's a lady's shirt. Can you wear an extra small fat girl? I couldn't wear extra small
If you gave me that as our fucking fan asses
Well, man, I'm big boat. First of all does that come with the order AZT?
That's a little pocket
He's got to take every fucking 69 minutes. Oh
That's cool, you're doing a Bible study though. Yeah, yeah, and you know what I don't give a fuck if this is a woman's shirt
I don't think I would fit into an extra small though, man
It kind of looks like it's stretched out a little bit
He said it was an extra it was a new it's
I know you Africans don't put up
First of all, you're about to get stabbed by this myself African friend
Bag it
extra small right Carl Norris
Carl Terry's collection
McGee dude who wears a shirt like that? That's a man. It is kind of nice. Sorry my my wife. Yeah, cuz you're a huge faggot
Who wears cutouts like that? Look at this shit, dude
Dude the sleeves are a little if it was a fucking
Sickle and a fucking hammer then I'd appreciate whatever dude. It's just Jimmy Gay Hendricks
I mean, he had nice tits. It'd be better Jimmy Hendricks is cool. No, he's not
He's another Jew dead homo. Now what did you ever hear the theory? You know how all these huge stars died when they were
Well, you know how they died it's the 27 years old
Yeah, sure. Well, you know why a lot of them they think they probably ended up killing them or let them go
Yeah, why?
Because there's more music was worth so much money and now they own it
Just like Puff it's it. Yeah, and fucking it's
Like he had did he it's more lucrative for the motherfucking dead
Tupac, yeah, I'll show you a thing. We're fucking just just came there's a black guy that invented some cool fucking shit
He invented some cool riffs and some cool tricks on the fucking fender stratocaster Randall sickle cell
No, there is a couple good Johnny James Brown, yeah
There's round Godfather
Like us at all I met Pharaoh Sanders
I met Pharaoh Sanders, hey listen motherfucker
Oh
My god, is my hymen broken. I just want to tell you man
I met Pharaoh Sanders the sax the guy that used to be with John Coltrane
And he actually was wearing a dashiki and I got him to fucking
Autograph an album and he was so zenful and he fucking hated white so bad. It was like
Hey
Autograph
He just saw it. It's a lady shirt extra small. I mean fuck dude
If it was a fucking lady's shirt, it would have to be like an extra large. I
Would bet the house it is a lady shirt
The sleeves are so short
He looks like Mick Fagger
Here's the thing
All the fucking sleeves are kind of short on fucking small shirts. No not at all
Yeah, they are. Look at how long the sleeves are on this shirt. It says it's a fucking extra large.
On him it's a small but it's an extra large shirt.
Whatever you guys are fucking fat ass. No just whenever you wear that shirt make sure you got a jacket on.
Yeah, I don't even care. Stop writing your bike backwards through Boys Town.
Never.
This is a habit you have. I gave up heroin. Now I show my ass in Boys Town.
Absolutely. And when I ride by it's all
I didn't have my handle bar.
Oh shit.
Ah fucking so stupid.
You are.
Yeah I am. I'm retarging out.
Absolutely.
100%
I drink.
I can carry.
Man.
Fuck about Waco.
So there was some really good fucking hardcore bands the other night. It was some it was fucking crazy.
How long did you guys go on for?
We played for half an hour and then like there was five more bands and
Dick Liss was there from the beer nuts. She was fucking jumping around getting crazy and then she hopped up on stage.
We played woke up tight up in front of her which is one of her fucking songs that she's you know.
That was kind of cool.
Fucking stories. Where do they go?
Nowhere man. Just telling me shit that happened.
Ah man.
I'm wearing the lady's shirt.
How is the punk scene nowadays?
It's pretty cool.
They're fucking cowards too.
Might as well be a v-neck.
I don't knock v-necks.
I know.
Fackero loves v-necks.
You like fucking picking the pirate people and being judgemental.
I've known you for fucking I've known this kid for
I know.
We need to do the pot in Africa and every night somebody's gotta be sent out.
Next February.
Yeah we gotta send out like everybody walk around.
We could all get real dashikis.
With the hats.
Matching hats and shit.
Have you imagined if you had the great personator hat.
Stevie Wonder isn't blind.
I know.
No I'm just saying that's my favorite thing right now on the internet.
I like the one where the lady guy is.
When he catches the mic stand.
We are the world.
We are the people.
The mic stand's on you granted.
It's like whoa.
We are the world. We are the children.
We raped the children.
When they wanted him to say some good old boy.
The country guy.
What's his name?
I don't know.
Wealing Jennings?
Who knows?
He's got him to sing some shit.
He's like I'm out of here.
He just walked out.
I can respect that.
He said...
There we go.
Now you're finally fucking...
Did you know what?
So...
You know they fucking extradited 29 Mexican criminals.
To the United States yesterday.
Was it 29?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know shit.
Wait, wait.
I don't know what's going on.
Rafael Caracuintero.
The guy who ordered the hit.
And the DA agent.
And they got him.
Now they just finally sent him over.
Oh.
They tortured the shit.
They learned from the CIA how to basically
interrogate somebody.
And beat the shit out of them.
They juice them up and keep them alive
so they can still beat the fuck out of them.
Let's talk about every country that's been
raided by the CIA.
South America, every country.
Fucking North America.
Every country.
That's how they do the CIA.
The Middle East, every country.
The Far East, every country.
I mean we've always talked about this before.
Australia, every country.
Well there's only one there.
Maybe.
No but I think Australia is the continent.
And they got like Queens, Atlanta.
They got different.
There's countries.
I forget what they call them.
You know, because Mexico is
United States of Mexico.
Well first of all we should take over.
The status.
In my opinion.
Mexico or whatever.
Mexico.
We should take over Canada and Mexico.
So I know Mexicans do.
Mexicano is status limitos.
First of all, fucking Canadians.
They're great people, right?
My is the fucking woke people.
Second of all.
I know a lot of Canadians
who are growers.
At least two or three that I like in my life.
Not showers, right?
No, they're cool.
Yeah, they're growers.
And uh.
And so would these get it?
I love you so much.
I love how you make him realize the joke.
I didn't get it.
I heard it.
I'm just trying to get the fucking story.
Did you get it?
Ha ha ha.
Fucking retard.
So they're real cool, man.
And they're not woke.
The majority of Canadians are cool as fuck.
Yeah, but you're talking about the fucking
the pot growers.
No, the majority.
You know, pot growers are pretty far
left usually.
True, but they all woke up.
But these guys ain't woke.
I don't know.
All the growers I know
are Cali.
Most of them are fucking hardcore, right?
They don't care, actually.
They just want to make money and bring in the big goals
and fucking do the nefarious
things they want to do.
The only bad Canadians is if Indian Canadian.
Yeah.
Like an American Indian Canadian.
No, like
Are you guys know who Willie Picton is?
No.
So Willie Picton was a serial killer
in Canada.
And he was intertwined.
They had all this property
and they sold it
off and they would have
these huge parties.
And...
Willie Picton's family?
Well, no, Willie Picton and the people that lived in the property.
The brother and sister or all the shit
they sold all this off.
And he was a serial killer.
And there's multiple instances
of people
like in power going there.
And...
Jesus.
Did you just fart?
No, I had to chant.
True African nature.
Can't even control your bowels.
But at the same time, this fucking guy Willie Picton
basically
was
it's all child trafficking
and trafficking.
But he was a serial killer from Canada
if you look him up.
He basically
they had these drug fuel parties.
People were invited. You paid an entrance fee
to get in.
And that was it.
And then you could do whatever.
Yeah. Fucking Canadian goose that bitch.
That's what we call
a sexual...
A fucking Canadian club.
And we call that a sexual assault in Canada.
Canadian goose.
But...
Sounds like a good time now except for that part.
And then they found out that these people were may
or may not have been fucking
because they had a pig farm
and they were introducing the meat into...
So they were fucking feeding them to the pigs
at that people? Sounds like it.
They were slaughtering the pigs and selling it at the humans.
Damn.
But we've already talked...
This baby seal walks into a bar
and the bartender says
what do you have?
And he goes, anything but a Canadian club on the rocks.
That's actually good.
No, you're a fucking asshole
for laughing at that.
I like it.
Oh, that's...
It's not funny. That's funny.
Yeah, this is very not funny.
It's my religion.
But that's alright though.
Thank you very much.
No, get the boo one.
No, wait.
There we go.
Now you have to say the n-word.
Thank you very much.
You're punishment.
Here's the crowd.
I'm not doing it.
And I'm wearing this Jamie Hendrix shirt
because it's Black History Month
the last fucking day.
But even though he's white on that shirt...
Misty? Oh my god.
He's in white face.
Except his lips.
I mean, Jesus.
He's playing hide and seek with that guy.
He's playing the 30 pounds.
He's bumping into a wall.
Oh, man.
It's like his buffer.
That's how you know when it's debugging right pressure.
What's that?
Pumping...
Pumping Negro lips up now.
Where's the pump?
Pump it out.
I don't know if it's a camera.
But the problem is...
It's up there. You see it hanging there?
I do see it.
The hell you use that for?
Well, a couple of things.
Instrumentals.
It always boils down to fucking government, right?
Oh, you know what?
I got something good actually.
This is very good.
I've been doing a little fucking deep dive into it.
Thanks to N.W. Jim.
Peace out.
There you go. Dubs.
So...
When Canada was saying there was a bunch of indigenous children buried in graves...
I saw this.
And CNN ran with it.
I didn't ask your opinion.
Just nod your head and say,
I didn't hear about it.
You too, you fucking asshole.
I didn't hear about it.
This is a huge thing out there.
So basically what they did was...
Blaming the white people.
We love Jesus here and we love God, right?
Right, right.
Look at us.
Larry likes to put that thing in his bum.
I know, you just spread his legs when I pick this thing up.
You put the cheeks in there.
No, I went like this. I spread everything.
I'm sorry. I got it wrong.
I got disconnected. My apologies.
So then basically they fucking...
It just came out that...
Trudeau, which is a huge faggot.
A huge faggot.
Mega faggot.
Which is, I mean, that's the biggest faggot, right?
Oh yeah.
I don't know if you're a Nick for painting that.
That is a fabulous painting.
You're a fabulous homo.
It is pretty good.
My brother, he made it to it.
On the back, it's a real beautiful note
saying how great of a brother I am.
I'm way better than you.
You're gonna die soon.
Your bones are fucking me to dirt.
It was a nice letter.
Look at this.
Alright, dude, come on.
Black History Month.
Here's Needle's brother Jason.
Jaybird.
With his black friend.
They're pointing rifles at the camera.
That was an army camp.
They were in the army.
Alright, so then...
Oh shit. Okay, so Trudeau.
These guys come up with the fucking...
This whole narrative that there's these indigenous...
That these kids are buried on this indigenous land.
Okay?
All of a sudden they dump all this money into it.
Over a straight...
Well, because they did sonar.
What do you call it?
Ground Penetrating System.
GPR.
It's called the Biz.
I can't call it a good acronym
for being gay for GPR.
GPR.
G-Pornal Retard.
GPR.
No, it is GPR.
Man, I swear to God,
you guys need to sit closer.
Oh, there you go.
One brain between the both.
Yeah, fucking...
Where's my wires?
We can be like those sisters.
The two-headed sisters.
You both got the same hole?
Yeah.
I'm not that old.
Two brains.
Alright, so then we're getting back to Trudeau.
So they made this whole narrative of how these indigenous kids were killed on this property.
They were buried there.
So how many churches do you think were burned
or just fucking or vandalized in four years?
Oh, shit.
It's gotta be a pretty high number.
It's gotta be above 50 below 200.
How's that?
75.
Below 200.
I number ass clown.
I didn't fucking ask for a statement.
You're such a faggot.
I'm gonna say...
Dude, a number!
Like 175.
That's pretty close, actually.
No shit.
124.
Wow.
And you want to know what they did this week?
They fucking took away the grant
that was used to supply this company
to find the graves.
And they've been doing it for fucking four years
looking for these graves.
And you know what it is?
It's a fucking...
But who the fuck is buried there?
Do they know?
No, they made up a fucking narrative
that there was indigenous children
that were murdered by the Catholic Church
and they were buried on the property.
See, and then ran with this.
Everybody ran with it.
And you know what, did they burn all these churches
and nobody said anything?
It's all fucking propaganda.
Listen, first of all, Canadian propaganda
is the worst.
Why is it worse than any other kind of propaganda?
Because I'm going to tell you right now
they don't have freedom of speech.
It's like French propaganda.
Germany.
I'm going to tell you right now.
You're going to tell me about Germany.
I've been there a thousand times.
I'm not. I'm going to tell you something about Germany.
Do really fucking watch the words.
They've been fucking PC
way before we were.
The Weimar community...
Fuck, man.
You didn't even finish the first part
of the work that they did.
So I'm going to tell you what it was.
It was a fucking drainage canal.
Well, no.
It was in schools.
And it wasn't a mass grave for children?
No.
They were just shallow fucking canals
or some shit.
So it had nothing to do with...
Here we go.
No bodies, whatever.
The world knew her as Aunt Charmima
but her given name was Nancy Green.
Don't believe that.
But don't believe the hype.
And became a wealthy superstar in the advertising world.
As Aunt Jemima.
I mean, she obviously had some time.
And also, she made a lot of appearances on Tom and Jerry.
Tiny hat.
You ever see when she was on Tom and Jerry?
Hey, come on, kick you out, O-W-E.
Tiny hat influence.
Thank you.
T-I-F.
T-H-F.
T-I-I.
T-H-I.
She was 56 years old.
Influenced.
I'm going with the fourth letter.
She made a self-rising pancake flour and made her debut in 1893.
And fair.
So shout out to the original Aunt Jemima.
Yeah.
In a kissing booth.
I like you better than Miss Butterworth.
Yeah, the woman could cook.
Miss Butterworth is hard.
That's a good ship.
She's cold and hard.
She's made out of glass.
The original one.
Butterworth.
Is she still shaped like a person?
But why can't they do fucking Aunt Jemima anymore?
Her whole body shaped like a person.
White people.
That's what happens.
White liberal people.
White liberal women.
White people are the problem.
Yeah.
White people is the problem.
You got WPP.
I'm down with WPP.
Actually, it's Christians that get fucking shit on the most, right?
Yeah, because you know what to tell you the truth?
Most of it.
At church, the Christians like all these subjects that we talk about,
they don't even care about this shit.
Who?
The Christians.
Like the true Christians.
This shit isn't even on the radar.
Yeah, that's why we're all dying at fucking maximum rate.
You asshole.
You think the fucking.
Because they don't listen to it.
Yeah, no, because they don't fucking.
You want to go back to.
They turn the other cheek.
No, no, first of all, you want to go to a room.
Because they go with God.
No, no, no.
You want to go to Rhodesia?
You know what Rhodesia is?
So, Rhodesia, Rhodesia, the Moody Queen.
There's missionaries like you there.
Well, you should know that, my fucking.
He's from Rhodesia.
He's from there.
I'm from Rhodesia.
This is what I do in Rhodesia.
Rip, charge my phone, and rip.
When I was at the methadone clinic,
my fucking counselor was this guy named Ignatius.
He was from Africa, like a Zimbabwe.
OK, yeah, Zimbabwe, what, dude?
I'm telling you, Mike.
I mean, nine stories in episode.
What the fuck?
I'm listening.
I just said, when I went to this one methadone clinic,
my fucking counselor was this fucking guy named Ignatius.
He was from Zimbabwe.
And you know, everything I told him, no matter what,
he thought I was lying.
And I was just like, you fucking asshole.
He was the biggest cocksucker.
And I could hardly understand when he spoke to me,
because he was literally from Africa, man.
I mean, he was one step from clicking.
He was fucking, one time I had to buy this workbook,
and he's like, do this work, man.
So I do the work.
I bet you can't even speak the language.
So I do the workbook.
Tell him to eat.
And I go back the next week, and he's like,
you did the whole thing.
You're only supposed to do the first page.
You got to eat.
What the fuck are we going to do now?
He's yelling at me.
You got to eat.
I'm like, dude, I don't know.
Sorry, I'm a go-getter.
Yeah, between your accent and your fucking hating me,
I didn't know what to fuck to do.
I just did it out of sheer.
And he got mad.
Yeah, he only wanted to kill me, man.
That's like, you're fucking out of your fucking mind.
Yeah, welcome to South Africa.
I know.
I was like, fuck you, man.
And then the next fuck.
And then he left.
Have you ever seen the board of the crosses?
He went back to Africa to get his fucking died to.
On the side of the road?
The Boards.
Yeah, the Boards.
That's what they call them in South Africa, the white people.
And then speaking of that, he went back to Africa
and his thing and my counselor switched
to a different guy that was a guitar player.
And so then I had him eating out of my hand
and I fucking tell him whatever I want.
This is the gayest story you've ever heard.
And then my brother played at this guy's wedding.
He's like, hey, is your brother's name Nick?
And I'm like, yeah.
And he's like, he played at my wedding.
And it was so weird.
Story number 10.
Whatever.
You could suck it.
You could stop telling stories.
Just because I lived life and fucking things out.
That is wild, though.
Small world.
This Black History Month, I want to talk about Ignatius,
the fucking asshole counselor at the methadone clinic.
Is he black?
No, dude.
He was from fucking Africa.
He was as black as you could fucking imagine.
He's dark this time.
The only way he could see him is when he smiled.
He was like purple.
This motherfucker was dark.
No, he was like blue black.
He was dark, dark, blue black.
Yeah.
This guy can't go in the sun.
His fucking eyes, you know, like when their eyes are always
red as fuck.
Yeah, bloodshot.
No, I don't.
Yours are always red.
They look kind of like an animal.
You're an African.
Like shit, is this motherfucker an animal?
That's what he was like.
And he had everything I told him.
We have diagnosed.
And listen, I told him, listen, dude, I'm not here
because I got fucking arrested by the cops.
I'm here on my own accord.
I'm not here to lie to you.
When I tell you that I.
But if you want a kiss.
If I tell you that I didn't fucking party,
I fucking didn't party.
If I did, I would tell you.
I'm not afraid of you either.
Look at him, he comes in with a lady shirt.
I get off.
If I wanted to party, I'd take my jacket off.
I'd take my pants off if I wanted to party.
No, not at all.
Let me with the fur cops and shit.
I mean, dude, you're like a real housewife of Medina.
I made this fucking thing, man.
I'm proud of it.
Oh, man, I mean, lashing to take that jacket.
Look at this.
Yeah, I can tell.
You flip them up and still.
Actually, it looks like you did a good job.
I did a great job, man.
He's a fucking homo.
He did a good job.
Dude, that's like wearing a bandana in your back pocket.
You know what that means, right?
No.
Larry, you don't know what that means yet.
It's your fucking fruit bowl.
I got my fucking misfits.
You're down for whatever.
Yeah.
I got my fucking patches.
I put it in the back.
You're asking weirdo.
I'm sure the crowd that they're watching.
Larry is so autistic.
It drives me crazy.
It really does.
The only way to fucking calm down Larry's autism
is with the Yale.
It's the only way to do it.
And I'll say that on camera.
I'm looking at him smiling.
Yeah, he's like, you're right.
It does calm me down.
It does.
You just sit there like a fucking retard.
Well, next time bring some motherfucking.
No, because I don't want you to be here like a retard.
It has been a while.
I don't need double tarred.
OK, I'm a retard.
Yeah, I'm below you are.
I mean, fucking A.
Fuck the B, it's got more holes.
Give me a timer on there.
Dwight, does it matter?
We just keep going.
No, I'm just asking.
We always ask you.
Somewhere to be.
I don't know.
Hour and something.
Yeah.
Hour and nine.
Hour and two, I couldn't tell.
It don't matter.
Hit the gong.
I'm not going to even get a look.
A big one.
Give me this fucker.
I can't see it.
Son of a bitch.
Get the fucking factor.
Eric Swallow was banging a fucking Chinese spy.
Fang, fang.
I mean, we're going to look into this shit or no.
Did you see what somebody confronted him?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
And she wasn't even good looking.
She was all right.
Did I fuck her?
Dude, you fuck a bag of sand.
He had lipstick.
Without a rubber.
Is it a fucking good-looking bag of sand?
But that's all right, though.
Come on.
I mean, we look at these fucking people that are.
Is it an 80-pound bag?
This fucking guy was banging a fucking Chinese spy.
And isn't he the one that said to us, I only bang tens.
Hey.
By the way, anyone that wants to listen to a good song
about that.
I only bang yens.
Check out the song called Fang Fang by Catechronic.
Fang Fang.
Dude, another fucking plot, dude.
By Catechronic.
It's out there on Spotify and all that.
I am.
What do you mean you are?
They fucking shooting that and shit.
We're good.
She just beat his ass long enough.
You know?
I have narrowed my lady's shirt.
You're ripped.
Mary will be pissed.
You what?
You should cut like little tassels in the bottom of that thing.
I'm not going to rip your shirt.
I'm just going to beat your ass, homo.
Try it.
Yeah.
I mean, Jesus.
You're backstage at a Freddie Mercury concert with that.
Dude, Freddie Mercury would be all over me.
Yeah, you probably would.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
Yeah, I know.
If that's not an admittance to homo.
Whatever.
Yeah, and you just admitted it.
Did you see the Freddie Mercury meme?
Which one?
Where he's with the rest of his band.
And it spells Archive.
The first guy's A, second guy's R, third guy's C.
He's HIV.
And the other guy's E.
Man, do you really think Fauci's
going to be fucking prosecuted?
No.
Dude, none of them are ever.
I think anybody's going to be prosecuted.
None of them ever are.
I mean, we all know what that game is.
They may get a slap on the wrist in that set.
Like Fauci lost his security, big fucking deal.
But that's been going on for a while.
I know.
This is enough money.
I'm going to tell you right now.
This is different shit than my buddy grew.
And I say buddy loosely because I only met the kid once.
We only kissed twice.
Well, whatever.
A deal is a deal.
Thank God we're not friends.
Are you ashing out of the cheeky?
Ah, man.
So I don't know, whoever did was a faggot.
Isn't it crazy how they fucking, they suppressed this information
about a known fucking pedophile.
Known pedophile.
OK.
And these people have been flying back and forth.
They can track their phones, which has been proven.
They can see where they're going from A to B to C to D
to fucking whatever you want to do.
And then they fucking, all of a sudden, people are like,
hey, here you go.
You're fucking.
This is what I call a telecivilous.
You know what a telecivilous is?
A bald guy with a snot there.
They look over there and tell you something.
I grab your nip and then they run away.
They're the telecivilous.
I like that.
And look over there and I grab your nip and I run.
That's a telecivilous.
That's telecivilous.
And then you got a telecivilous and Chinatown.
A dip, dip, cater.
And he played that in the way out.
And that's a telecivilous and Chinatown.
Can you fucking stop doing that, please?
It really is just fucking.
Well, I know all the things that piss me off about this
Epstein foul release is there's 200 victims.
250.
250, but nobody's been arrested.
That's my ass.
Well, we don't know of anybody else.
That's more victims than I got.
Look at the Zorro Ranch.
Zorro Ranch, they're doing new genetics and fucking.
Almost.
Apparently fucking taking women's fucking eggs.
Well, no, they got like birthing.
They got a baby fucking.
A baby milk.
Yeah, they do.
I mean, it's crazy.
That's where needles came from.
A baby, no, I did not.
I came from down the street actually.
Yeah, I did.
I came from down the street.
I know.
But I'm going to play with it.
All of a sudden, you guys would be at my door.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Well, these people that fucking, they dictate what
they're gonna fuck.
My mom and dad, where the fuck do these kids come from?
These people that dictate what we should know
and what we shouldn't know and what the fuck.
It's like, bitch, you work for us still.
I don't give a fuck.
You, you're a fucking fuck fan.
She works for me.
No, you're a Trump faggot.
You're human again.
This guy's greater than Slate.
I didn't say that.
Yeah, but you have though.
But he's better than anything.
He's better than anything we've had.
More than a two-party system, right?
I don't know what kind of system we have.
That's the problem.
We can't.
Therein lies the problem.
But Trump is the best we've had.
Let's go back to Bernie Sanders with fucking Hillary,
with Killary when they fucking made his
bitches dropped out.
Killary, catechonic.
I got a new album coming out.
Got to be named.
Oh, shit.
Look at it at faggot records.
There we go.
That'll block it.
Faggot.
Two bullets.
Faggot records.
Anytime you don't want anything.
Two Edward Jims can play this game.
Yeah.
Two Edward Jims.
They should turn him around at this point in time.
We're just going to keep going.
Right, Edward Jims?
He's even ashamed.
Yeah, the guy with the sheezy.
Don't look at me like that.
Yeah, my god.
Larry, what are you doing?
Nothing.
Just looking at my thing.
Why?
Fucking around, playing around.
We're in the middle of a podcast.
I can't play.
I'm all keep talking then, bitch.
Well then, don't do your shit.
You're the fucking.
I'm looking for the fucking.
Barely the third member.
I can't find the song from the downtown Willie Brown fucking
duo.
I didn't want to hear music right now.
That's a good tune though.
I know, but we got to find it for the outro.
The problem.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need to do.
Yeah, that's so I couldn't find it.
It is your wiener.
Fucking tweezer boy.
It made me with the dashiki on it.
It'll make it look bigger.
I'm thinking it looks small.
No, not at all.
That 100's shirt will make it look bigger.
I mean, I swear to god, Larry, if you wore that to a concert,
people think you're a fucking tranny.
That's because I'm hot.
I don't know.
Man, you were just making the worst arguments tonight.
You could at least say I'm not gay.
But you're like, that's because I'm hot.
Why would I say that?
All the trainees want me.
You fucking cut off half my prospects.
You know, you cut off a quarter of your shirt
to get half of your prospects.
I mean, really, you have fucking like butterfly cuts
in the middle of that shirt.
What are you talking about?
What are butterfly cuts?
Because they flap.
Oh, OK.
For nook flaps.
That's a little.
I didn't know the thing had the things
until I put the fucking thing out.
Dude, that's not even a sentence.
I didn't know the thing.
I didn't know this fucking.
You're dying now.
It was black history, Larry.
You're dead.
I didn't know the things had a thing on it.
I didn't know this shirt had flaps on it until I put it on.
And then me and Mary laughed and stirred it.
But you kept wearing it.
I don't care.
I know I'm not gay.
Man, something every gay guy.
Jesus.
I'm just seeing what I can get.
Yeah.
Hey, I like the tan line.
Yeah.
It's nice to know if a guy hits on me.
I need another beer.
Man, that's not good.
I mean, we're just going to keep going all night.
Oh, boy.
I can't find a song.
Well, it is the last week of Black History Month.
Yeah.
Should we do what did black people invent?
Yeah.
What did they invent?
Crickets.
Yeah.
You need a cricket button.
Sure.
Because I'm going to tell you I did do an investigation into it.
So did you put up the new, what do you call it, design for Larry Needle's show?
What's new design?
Did you see the new design?
No.
You didn't see a new designer?
No.
I thought he did a new design.
No.
Oh, what the hell was that?
Well, no, wait.
We're not going to be wrong.
No, no.
I did see something.
I know what you're talking about.
It was kind of psychedelic.
Yeah.
It was a while ago.
And he's new to me.
I did not.
Because here's the thing.
I asked Needle's and he said, no, we're not changing.
No, I didn't say that at all.
I said, if he wants to make that the homepage, but he wants to get it.
No, it's just a post.
First of all, Roller's fucking gay.
He's probably playing with his guys right now all geeked out rubbing his little wiener.
Oh, he got a bunch of new ones.
Oh, man.
He's definitely playing with his guys.
And you know what?
Listen, he's a fucking homo.
Playing with his wiener.
That's not good.
He's not here to defend himself.
Yeah, but I know what he's doing.
I could text him right now and be like, hey, you're fucking gay and you're playing with
your guys.
He's like, yeah.
But that's all right, though.
He's a sugar baby like you.
He ain't as sweet as I am.
Well, maybe you guys should kiss and see how sweet you are.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
All right.
How would I know?
I don't know if that's a good thing.
All right.
Do you have anything weird?
Shit.
I thought we were talking about something.
We went and went, you know?
And I mean, every time I talk about something, you don't want to hear it.
So my dad wants to come on.
He wants to come on when Kiki's on.
Oh, he wants to tell some.
Shut up, Big Joe, 83, right?
88.
86.
86, yeah.
Almost 88.
88 in my head.
Bellamy.
Brought out to my dad, almost 88.
Bill Bellamy.
Oh, I'm in an argument with the lady about the Bellamy salute, which is funny.
Oh.
And they got kicked off the black Twitter.
You know what?
No, that's a Power Ranger salute.
No, it's not.
It's a Bellamy salute.
We were doing it before fucking World War II in 1939.
But that's why the Asians don't like the Jews either.
That's why my dad was born, 39.
First of all, the Asians like money.
That's what they like.
They turn women, men turn into women.
That's how much they like money.
They were the first ones.
And there's a fucking contingent market on that stuff.
They love that stuff.
Larry.
Yes, sir.
Never been a trainee.
No.
Okay, good.
But one time.
But why?
What?
Anything if their butt is fucking...
We were outside the car and we were real high.
The only time I called on his story, he was gay one.
And they're just fucking weirdo and they're like, you're real cute.
Blah, blah, blah.
And it's Black History Month, so I could say it was some shine and fucking...
Well, put the fucking crown on.
It was just shine and I'm like, blah, blah, blah, you know.
And Mary's like, get back in the car.
That's a guy.
And I'm like, really?
And she's like, no, that's a guy.
Whoever's watching this, you're fucking lucky because we don't care.
We really don't fucking...
So and I was like, okay.
You know what?
Free speech is almost like punk rock right now.
I know.
We don't give a fuck.
We don't want nothing.
It almost is.
We're just gonna fucking say whatever we want.
Faggots, man, that's like the 30th time.
No wonder why we got eight views on YouTube.
So wait, this guy wanted to get down with you?
Yeah.
Yeah, until fucking...
Why did you say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where did this gay story come from?
We're talking about the tranny.
I'm on the street.
We're in Chicago.
See how he laughs?
You know, he's lying.
This fucking thing comes up to me and fucking...
Dude, if you know what that knows, he could have got an Epstein file folder number one.
They would think he's a cheater.
Phase one.
Yeah, phase one, but you know what I meant.
I did.
And anyway, so and Mary's like...
Thank you, Larry.
That's a man.
And I'm like, what?
Did the cherry.
Fuck, man.
Well, don't shake it out.
I'm trying to put the fire out.
No, just leave it go.
It's a joint.
Blow on it.
You gotta start up a new one there.
Dude, what are you doing? Is that a crack pipe?
Did you see that?
It's a joint. It's paper.
Jesus.
So you were kissing this guy, and then Mary yelled.
Yeah, and then he looked at it and checked his oil.
And Mary said, get back in the car.
That's a man.
And I was like, wow.
You know what I saw? There were truck nuts.
Whose truck nuts?
You know the nuts that they hang off the...
Oh, yeah, yeah, a batch.
Yeah, truck nuts?
No, I never saw that, yeah.
I thought you were talking about some old guy getting out of a truck.
I wish.
Oh, sorry about that, Larry.
I don't have a truck.
I just hang out at fucking fuel stations.
Trying to get shots.
Who lacks these cookies?
They got roller skates on.
Needles spin in my ass around.
Needles car broke down.
I cut my jeans shorts for Needles shorts.
I want to spin around.
The pockets go up.
I look like a gay Phoenix.
Needles car broke down.
He had to work down the last night for four minutes straight.
And then ten...
I mean, four hours straight.
You're fucking retarded.
You have the crown on, too.
That makes sense.
I mean, you're like George Floyd's uncle.
Yo, motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
He made good mannies and banana sandwiches.
Did you guys see that?
Just like Elvis, a white nigger.
What the fuck is even that?
Did you see that?
I remember that from back in the day they said that.
What are you doing over there?
I'm sniffing... this is nicotine.
Nicotine.
How do you get all these fucking nicotine things?
You do this, man, and you will fucking be...
You'll rock it.
It's like taking a little hit of speed.
But you want to hear something funny?
The guy who beat him up gives him those...
Yeah.
Look at that.
He didn't...
He didn't beat me up.
He pushed me down.
I was running, and he pushed me down backwards.
We were running for a frizz.
Larry ran too fucking hard.
I was fucking...
I beat him in the race, but then he pushed me down.
Right when I was bending down and grabbing the brisket.
Oh, but race, Larry, since you have the crown on.
And, uh...
Face first?
No, I fucking hit my... I broke my rib.
Was that on grass, at least?
It was on grass, but it was still on call for it because we're fucking...
You know, 57-year-old men.
And now Larry can suck his own dick.
I already could suck my own dick.
So, does he still give them to you?
Well, I gotta say,
he is a good friend of mine,
and he thought that we were back in, like, eighth grade or something,
but he did give me a Gibson Les Paul.
Larry.
He's fucking...
That's kinda nice.
I beat your ass, but do I ever hurt you?
Yeah, it hurt today.
You kicked me right in the fucking...
I had my...
I got screws in my leg, and he kicked me right in the screws.
It hurts right now, actually.
Oh, yeah, because you never got those things taken out.
I could only suck dick on my left side.
That way, right.
Screw hip.
Anyway, it's just one cheek sticking out of the fucking
lorry hole in the refrigerator box.
Because the other one's bad.
It's not a Les Paul.
It's the Paul.
The Paul.
It's a 1979 Gibson.
What are you talking about?
It's firebrand. The Paul.
Instead of, like, a Les Paul, it's, like, the Paul.
Dude, you're talking about the Mexican version?
Yeah, it's made in USA.
It's just a little bit cheaper
as far as, like, the finish and shit.
It's just raw wood instead of all fancy.
Yeah.
It's really cool.
Nigger.
All right, let me get you some clothes out.
Yeah.
Actually, you know what?
You know why? Because I'm part black.
I'm part black.
Oh, yeah, right? When was the last time?
Actually, I'm more than...
Oh, I thought...
...the Spalding's crib is in the way.
Yeah, is that what it was hitting?
Hey.
Oh, very honorable Ronday.
Oh, my God.
You got so much fun.
I don't know where the fortune cookie book is, man.
It ain't here.
Jake it through all this shit here.
It ain't here.
Who's a fucking Howard Stern, bro?
Is that it right there?
That guy, if you want the black eye.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
You're welcome.
There's nothing in there.
Oh, it's burned.
There must be something in here.
Peace. We love you. Thank you very much.
Howard Stern.
Hey, say bye.
Thank you for tuning in, everybody.
We really appreciate it.
And...
Sorry, I got shot.