That's before they fucking switched it over to the part where
it was certified as the official Masai honey pot.
Get on it.
Come here, we're going to the bag.
I think you're okay.
You start to, yeah.
Welcome to Larry and Needle's show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles and I'm Kagan.
And we have new microphones today.
Yes, we do.
Look at us.
We are professional fucky faggots.
I'm not sure they said that within the words.
I would like to thank Westside Willy for that wrap shot.
The old job he gave you last night.
I thought it was a David Duke duo.
That's what you call it, but it's actually Westside Willy Wilson.
You got a couple different names.
You got a lighter shit bag or what?
Well, now I'm a shit bag.
Yeah.
I mean, you're a side block.
I forgot.
Yeah.
Ha ha.
Larry's got his Ukraine lovers hat on today.
Exploited as usual right in the asshole.
Oh, damn.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Exploited on the side and right in your asshole.
I thought you were going to do a Bill Bellamy all along.
You know what's great is I don't care what you say.
You don't think that opened anymore?
No, I didn't do anything.
Imagine, yeah, look at that.
Now we made his job easier.
I don't even have to look at the mixing board or the box room.
Yeah, Larry's hammered.
That's what's wrong.
Now is your age.
So, yeah, it's fucking wonderful.
And it's only 250 bucks.
And you know what else I bought boys with some mics that plug into these?
Because these have input jacks.
So we could be like Fox News or something if we wanted to.
Yeah, why do you use Fox News?
Whatever.
I'd rather be like, I think of Shannon Brady.
This sounds pretty good as it is.
Oh, yeah.
What's the difference?
Like this you just put on your hip and you put some.
Yeah.
And you can actually, if you talk, interview with somebody.
Maybe you have a plug then.
But I don't know.
I just bought him the fuck out of you.
You're going to talk about microphones for a minute?
I didn't think there was only 20 bucks for four of them.
I'm not sure you won't fucking.
That's fucking a kill them.
20 bucks for four of them.
First of all, your math is way off.
No, it's 20 bucks for four of the little plugins that.
The add-ons.
Yeah, the add-on thing.
Oh, God, I really wish that you would be on the end of a rope right now.
You know what I'm talking about?
Speaking of rope, I have a good, my K-Stream month quiz.
Aw, man.
What is it?
What happened?
Well, there's two questions.
Okay.
Come out with your hands up.
We have a megaphone for this episode and oh boy, it's going to get real crazy.
I even put the king hat right.
I swear to God, if you pull that thing out again, I'm going to fucking lend in you.
We have the crown out today as you see for Black History Month.
So you know what that means?
Shout out to our South American.
Down with the crown.
Thank you.
I'll put the N-word.
Thank you to Burger King.
Okay, keep on going with your story.
All right, so.
Your quizzes.
It's a quiz.
The black.
Yeah, Black History Month.
And there's two questions, but the answer is the same to both of them.
So it's kind of y'all.
Sickle fell.
It's a nickel fell.
All right, so who was the first one?
Who was the first woman to ride in the back of the bus?
And then the second question is what year did blacks get to enter the Olympics?
It's the same answer.
Okay, so Rosa, wait a second.
So Rosa Parks and then Hitler with Jesse Owens was 1938?
You should get this one.
Well, I just told you.
Seeing that you're completely racist.
But I don't know the year that they competed in the Olympics.
I think it was 39.
Well, it might have been 38 or 39.
Because I know Hitler goes before World War II.
He got person of the year in 39.
Well, no, World War II, 39 wasn't it already going there?
Yeah, but he got time person of the year.
37?
Yeah, it had to be before.
And you know how they said that.
I don't know if he's telling us.
He's like, oh yeah, you're the one who has the answers.
No.
It might have been before.
I don't know.
I don't know what the year is.
I don't know.
Do you know how they said the Germans, Noxies were all against the blacks?
But they say Jesse Owens.
He was treated the best way.
Oh yeah, they say even black writers, American writers were out there.
And they loved it.
No, yeah, the Germans were out there.
All they do is program us.
They teach us how come they never translated this guy's fucking speeches?
Why didn't they do that?
Why don't they tell us what kind of books they were burning?
Why don't they say about Weimar conditions that are the same thing that's going on in this country?
I think I know the answer to this one.
Do you know what I mean?
Right.
Well, I mean, first of all, 666.
Yeah, you know, if you know what I mean.
The time is close.
It doesn't sound like you guys are going to get the answer.
So here's the answer.
Who gets the answer?
It's the Jews.
Yeah.
You know what's the funny thing is is Rosa Parks' husband had a really nice car and he said,
Fuck you.
We talked about this last week.
Last week?
Yes, we did, Larry.
Oh my God.
I thought that was last year on Black History.
Lord have mercy to you.
I mean, when I have to deal with these fucking faggots, half a story in dumbass over here.
And look at them both laughs because they know it's the truth.
I mean, they can't even finish each other's story.
Fuck, man.
But that's OK.
So what were you going to say Larry now?
What about Rosa Parks' husband's car?
He had a nice car, but he just said, Fuck you, bitch.
Walk, earn in.
I mean, even the better story is he had a shitty car.
Actually, he just had a car.
He just had a car.
Not even what kind of car it was.
It ran.
We don't know if it ran though.
No, he may have had a car.
It was stolen.
It may have been up on blocks.
But no.
So what's up with this Rosa Parks thing and Jesse Owens?
Oh no, the answer was who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Nobody does.
I mean, dude, you have the comedic value of a dish rag.
I thought it was the fuck.
Exactly.
I mean, guys would smoke and weed all day and drink in half.
You're like, oh, that was great.
You're fucking Ukrainian asset.
And what the fuck is going on here?
I had a great day today.
Yeah.
I won't go.
I'm sure we're next to the elephant's foot right now.
You know what that is?
Chernobyl.
When it bled out from Chernobyl, it looks like an elephant's foot.
So it bled out from Chernobyl.
Yeah, the fucking uranium and stuff like that.
So when it dried out, the fucking bled out and it looks like an elephant's foot.
Like the absolute material.
Oh, that was dead.
Yeah.
That's why I wish Larry was next to it because he would die quickly.
So it was Valentine's Day.
I went and got my wife coffee at Starbucks early in the morning.
Which you do every day.
So it's not a second, it's not a special day.
And, uh, it's just some stuff.
I did the same thing I did yesterday.
Katakrana came over at 9 in the morning.
Wait a second.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I love how this story went from I treated my wife so well on Valentine's Day.
I got up and did the same thing I do for her every day.
You didn't even deviate and get a card.
You didn't get flowers.
No.
But you just pulled bombs all morning.
No.
What do you, part of these corporate holidays now?
I mean, there was no bombs at all.
Sugar baby winter.
The band came over and we fucking recorded three tracks.
Oh, so she loved that too, right?
Yeah, she did.
That's her favorite part of Valentine's Day.
The last thing they're out here.
Yeah.
Then.
Mary and I are gonna lope.
Uh.
Nothing weird.
Just we're just gonna lope and then we're gonna kill Larry.
Chokon came over.
You saw the tail into that.
And then we practice.
You gotta change the fucking, you gotta change the name.
I think that's a pretty good name.
You're almost 60, Larry.
I think Chokon did his good.
I think, you've been hanging off your cats too long.
And so now we're doing this.
This is just a great day.
Yeah.
I mean, all right.
I mean, do you work for Barisma?
Yeah, you're only as old as you feel, Larry.
Yeah.
I mean, look at him though.
He probably feels 65.
He runs out of AZT.
I played punk rock all day long.
And I feel like I'm fucking 16 years old.
What's that?
I said I played punk music all day and I feel like I'm 16.
That doesn't mean you go after a 16 year old girl.
Which is funny because like I told you, when I go to my Gigi2 class, they call me Pops.
Can you hear him, you can.
Pops?
They call me Pops.
I'm the oldest guy there.
I'm like Pops.
I'm like, don't fucking out of here.
Well.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Yeah, Pops.
Pops.
They don't know me.
You wanna smack you.
I mean, I'm not a fucking.
Yeah.
Oh Pops.
Oh man.
Which is very funny.
But no, it's very funny.
And it's like, you know what, whatever.
I fucking love it.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Dude, I told you, look at him fucking.
Shit.
Dude, these motherfuckers are choking.
I'm doing it.
I'm fucking.
By the way, again, February 21st, anyone out there that lives in the Chicago land area,
go to Villa Park to submit his poblanos to see my band.
Are you doing plugs?
Yeah.
Are we gonna get paid for this?
Sure.
We better.
Yeah.
What the fuck, man?
Yeah, I'll show up at the gig, I'll pay you.
Yeah.
I'll pay kisses.
That's how he does it.
Hey, at least it's something.
Yeah, like, literally I wear a song for you.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
Yeah, it is.
Larry's a homo.
Do you have assless chaps at all?
No.
He has front-list ones.
He doesn't have.
He's more of a pitcher than a catcher, if you know what I mean.
He's been wearing them backwards the entire time.
He wears them on his face.
He's like a gay rabbit.
Why, is that what you want me to wear?
No.
What are you fucking here for?
What are you talking about?
He's asking.
Is that punk?
Is that a momentary lapse of reason there?
I don't know.
A Freudian slip shadow, I'd say.
I don't think that's punk.
Assless chaps?
It's kind of.
I mean, it was a joke, Larry, but obviously, I mean.
Yeah, it's like Judas Priest type.
No, I mean, if you're hellbent for leather, then you're hellbent for leather.
I mean, you sing about it.
You sing about it, where are you living?
Living after midnight.
Where was that at?
In Mission Bay.
Right up the hill from Mission Bay.
Bay Park?
No, Mission Viejo.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So Bay Park, I used to live there, right up the hill.
I bet you you did.
He was off the nooks.
Put that fucking thing down or I'm going to slap you.
Oh, you're talking about North Park?
Yeah, North Park.
Yeah.
Right up the hill.
Ha ha ha.
You know we're going to have two fucking three sound things?
I don't like this at all.
I mean, do you got anything to talk about, Larry?
You just bring nothing to the table except for your crani and allegiance.
Really tired of this shit.
You know what I'll tell you, I'm so glad what's going on right now.
With what?
With what Trump is doing.
He's fucking shaking shit the fuck up.
What the fuck you?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean what are you talking about?
You're out of your mind.
Maria Maddison gives him $100 million and all of a sudden it turns into fucking one million, right?
Kiki, right?
And the other shit.
And the other fucking good guy gave him $100 million and then he said, how about $500 million?
How about $200 million?
Now he's giving him $500 million.
Yeah, Maria Maddison tells him.
So you tell me, he's getting money from everybody.
He doesn't give a fuck who they are.
Oh, that's great for you to make your point.
He's getting money from everybody.
He's giving it to the Jews though.
That's all they're made of.
What do you mean Kiki?
Dude, don't make me reach over fat girl right now.
I'm going to tell you right now.
Wow, we are taking over Gaza.
It's going to be America.
And then you get this fucking Ana Paulina whatever.
She's a fucking Minora monster dude.
She is a total Minora monster.
I'd fucking monster her.
Whatever.
That broad's a Jew.
So Ana Paulina.
I would munch at Batings.
She's not.
She took $12,000.
She's at the beginning of taking money now.
Exactly.
And I sent you the thing from Stu about her last name.
It's not even a real fucking Ana Paulina.
Ana Paulina Luna?
Actually her name.
I think her name is Minora Munchard.
That's all the answers.
Her grandfather was actually a Nazi.
Nice.
Yeah.
And now she's making me fucking hard.
Okay, relax.
And now she is not.
That's what gets me hard about her.
But she's playing the other side.
She's a Nazi bloodline.
Yeah.
Well, it's still in her.
It's in your blood.
Listen, if you fucking don't believe that fucking...
It's not that I don't believe.
I don't want to believe.
I think Ana Paulina...
Well, then that's a problem.
You're a grown man.
You're a fucking Santa Claus all of a sudden.
No.
I don't want to believe.
I just don't see why.
He's gonna fuck a dumb-eyed man.
Dude, listen.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
I'm gonna tell the fucker to get into a scratching battle
with about the fucking Jews.
You know this, right?
Well, here's the problem.
They have to take money.
Sending rockets.
It's like they have to take money from the Jews otherwise.
Oh, first of all, fucking Trump goes on TV
and says they're gonna turn this place into a luxury resort
and ship all the Palestinians out.
But here's the thing.
Oh, what's the thing?
He didn't just have to order.
Right.
Kiki's right.
He said, we'll move him to one area.
We'll work on that area.
And you're looking and smiling.
We'll move him back there.
We'll have faggots if you believe that.
What about hair?
You two are idiots.
Would you rather have Kamala Harris?
That's your fucking, I mean, that's your rebuttal.
I would rather have Kamala Harris.
I would rather be America first than the Israel first.
Well, here's the thing.
I believe that you are exactly shooting for.
Well, that's the problem.
You know this, AID.
Look at all this money we're saving.
I wish I had a fucking Jew sound in some way.
We do have a Jew sound.
Where is it?
You start smoking again?
I just smoked one cigarette.
That's called smoking, Larry.
I smoked it a few times.
I just sucked one bit.
Absolutely.
It was in the dark, so it's not gay.
Here's the Jew sound.
No, it's not the Jew sound.
You're the Jew sound right now.
Making a shamacery of yourself, telling me that this fucking guy is, he wants a, did
fucking Jared Kushner is, come on.
Kushner is a piece of shit.
Full boat.
And then you got Roy Cohn, who was fucking the Donald Trump's mentor in a notorious...
Who's Roy Cohn?
Oh, Larry.
Ray Cohn.
Ray?
Ray Cohn.
Ray Crock.
Ray Crock is the fucking McDonald's guy.
I should have said Hannibal Directive last week.
I should have said Annabelle Directive.
I'm not disagreeing with all that shit.
But we gotta take baby steps here.
The problem is...
How come they shut off all aid to other fucking countries, but the fucking people that are
committing a genocide right now, they fabricate all their numbers for everything.
That's a start.
Theodore Herzl.
Fuck all these other countries.
Magnus Hirschfeld.
And we gotta fuck Israel next.
Like fuck them.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, come on.
We're doing this guy's 30 laundry.
But here's the problem.
These motherfuckers are smart.
Yeah.
First of all, without everything.
But without us, they wouldn't get nothing.
But the problem is, it's too late now.
Well, why me?
Come on.
Obviously.
We all know this has started with JFK when he wanted to write a fucking FARO in the
Forward Agency Registry Act.
Right.
And then they wanted to do fucking with Ben Gavir.
And fucking they wanted to check out the nuclear weapons that they had.
And they actually built a fucking fake nuclear plant.
To fucking let people go into.
Yeah.
Well, they do all kinds of shit like that.
We probably found it.
Well, I mean, and then you...
Okay, listen.
I hate to go into this this deep, but at this point in time.
When I look out my fucking front door, there are foreign agents in our fucking shit.
And the only guy is Thomas Massey.
That's it.
That's the only guy that's not doing shit.
But the problem is, you know, a lot of these people, they have to take money from the juice.
Otherwise, they'll get booted right out.
Well, because they put more money up against them when they run.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Because they don't get this money.
Like when you look at APEC Tracker, they don't get the $12,400 that fucking that Bikini
is wearing and a fucking matchy or whatever.
I don't fucking know.
She's hot, man.
I would fucking do anything she asked.
I would do anything she asked me to do.
Now, was that the key?
Like, was that bathing suit?
Did it go up for auction at all?
Especially the crotch part.
I mean, really?
I just want the crotch part.
Actually, the butt part.
We'll split it.
You can cut it in half.
We can use it for sniffer material.
We can see it.
Yeah.
It's for the show.
Hey, I'm talking right off.
She could Jew it up all she wants.
Oh, she's already doing it.
I would still do anything she asks.
Listen, all I'm saying is, is that we're fucking…
I would fucking be your slave.
We are our biggest fucking ally.
Get the fuck out of here.
I would.
People are fucking committing a genocide right now and then you want to move the people
that were…
Which you know about.
I think my wife would even let me be her slave for political reasons.
Because she also…
Are you mad horned up?
You're still talking about this lady?
But it's crazy to…
I mean, happy Valentine's Day, Larry.
Gaza was actually pretty nice, too.
Gaza was pretty nice before they destroyed it.
Before somebody came there.
It's prime property, man.
It's beautiful weather.
109 countries.
What's that?
You know what I mean?
Like, come on.
The golden age in Spain.
I mean, they literally made it.
They're bad at a thousand.
They're over a thousand.
I mean, if they were going for fucking what do you call it, Holocaust numbers, you realize
that's what they need to do.
They're countries, not the amount of people that fictitiously fell asleep in these cages.
Dude, there's so many…
Yeah, so many fucking just…
What?
So many what?
So many lies.
Stories.
There's so many stories.
There's so many alternate stories.
No, it's not an alternate story.
Dude, there's a million stories.
Dude, you look at the Red Cross going in there and saying this.
And then you look at when they scraped the walls of the fucking chambers.
Chambers.
And then you look at…
And then you look at the fucking Germans that built things.
And then you go to the Bolshevik revolutions.
But then they're using a wood door for the fucking chamber.
Yeah, they're looking through it.
I mean, come on, man.
I don't think so.
I mean, here's the fucking deal.
The fucking the air split thing wasn't even attached to the fucking chambers.
Yeah, well, yeah.
And I mean, like you said, they test it.
I mean, that's a forever chemical that they couldn't find.
And the thing is, is that you can look at stuff and they're like, nope, it's completely wrong
than what you're thinking.
Right.
Even though, so the ultimate, okay, here's the fucking deal.
We talked about Robert Maxwell.
Yeah.
We talked about Epstein.
We talked about honeypots.
We talked about how they fucking used shit to blackmail you.
Right.
And once they're done with you, what do they do?
Kill ya.
Exactly.
That's what they did to Robert Maxwell.
They fucking killed ya.
I mean, even their own people.
Exactly.
They shot their own fucking people.
Absolutely.
And they have the Samson option.
If you don't know about the Samson option, look into that.
They will nuke everybody else because it's worse than the animal.
Yeah.
Handable directive.
And you know why they call it the Samson option, right?
Yeah, when he cut off his hair.
Well, no, because Samson, well, they cut off his hair, but when he grew long enough again,
he killed himself.
There's probably something that's what you would.
He took those pillars apart to collapse the building, to kill everyone else.
He knew that he was going to also die.
But there's probably more into that.
So the Samson option, it's biblical.
Yeah, it is.
It means that we will kill ourselves as well as everyone else.
We don't give a fuck.
Well, Menorah is maybe more...
The Menorah, it should be called the Menorah fucking option or whatever.
Yeah, right?
Instead of the Samson thing.
You're a racist.
Whatever.
I can't believe you.
Larry's a racist, I can't believe you.
And we're Jim does not approve of him.
Yeah.
But that's funny.
Well, yeah, but there's...
And then we're just going to keep on...
I mean, we could talk...
I can argue with you about this all day.
Yeah.
Because I'm going to tell you right now...
But you understand the Samson thing though.
Why?
Yes, Larry.
We've talked about this multiple fucking times.
Multiple times.
What am I in a fucking...
What did I get kicked in the head by a mule or something?
Yeah, you smoke so much weed, you don't even know what's going on anymore.
Fuck me, man.
It takes you 45 minutes to realize you're on the podcast.
I think you're gaslighting me, man.
Yes, I am.
I totally am.
And I'm going to say I'm monarcing you.
I'm MK Ultra, and you and monarcing me at the same time.
So who are the two people that went after Trump in New York?
The A.G. and...
Leticia James and fucking Elvin Bragg.
Elvin Bragg.
So they are going to get fucked.
Big time.
They're going after them.
Did you hear Eric?
Well, okay, listen.
Eric Adams is meeting with Trump.
I'm going to tell you right now.
And supposedly he's got the dirt.
Well, Mayor Adams fucking rolled over like a fucking bitch, first of all.
I listened.
He was on fucking talk talk, and I listened to him on talker.
And he cannot answer a question.
You wonder why?
Because he can't fucking implicate himself on this.
Well, I saw Mayor Adams...
What are you fucking doing?
I'm holding...
Oh, the American flag isn't it?
Yeah.
I saw Mayor Adams on TV today.
Yeah.
And he was with Tom Homan.
Well, he started going to get stuff.
And he said, finally, someone that fucking agrees with, you know, what we need to do.
Yeah, he's a better agree.
Everybody say hi.
Bellamy salute everybody for the flag, all right?
Spalding is still under mouse arrest.
Stop, get out of here.
Bellamy salute for the flag.
American flag.
Ready?
One, two, three.
That's a Bellamy salute if you don't know about that.
Look that up.
But I just want to say...
Oh, yeah, here's Larry's doll.
He's almost 60 years old.
He's not a doll.
He's a doll.
He's real.
Oh, you got a fucking cabal breached on him.
Oh, yeah.
He's a fucking menorah monster, too.
He's still under house arrest.
He keeps fucking up.
This is the second time...
Bellamy, come out with your hands up.
He tried to steal my wallet, but...
He does.
He does do his steals.
I was sitting back here.
I thought he was sleeping and I was like, oh, suddenly it felt like my...
That was Larry.
Larry's reaching in your pocket.
He's trying to give you the old anal fish hook.
It's his finishing move, boys.
It is.
It's what I call the finisher.
He's going, hey, people go, that's fucking anal fish hook.
You saw the video I sent you where that guy pulled his pants down and stuck it.
Yeah, that's fucking...
Dude, I have a TV.
We need to start...
Dude, those are Mexican finishing moves.
Oh, I mean...
Indian.
Indian?
Indian it.
No, no, no.
It's on a bus.
That's their finishing move.
They got a lot of different moves, but it's always on a bus.
Either that or it's my stone pile.
No, this was by a leg.
This guy's buddy, he like, he like, licked his fingers and he was like...
And the guy was...
Slotless, man.
What are you watching?
This is on Instagram.
On Instagram.
Yeah, the guy ran algorithm.
Yeah, a lot of Indian shit.
Yeah, it sounds like Indian shit.
And the guy just ran, and the guy fucking like jumped up and did a fucking rake.
What the fuck are you watching, dude?
Oh, man.
Fucking the jeets getting fingered in your pants.
They are the horniest of the horn.
Now, why did he have his pants on?
The kid...
Why was he bent over with his pants off?
Oh, no, his pants weren't off.
He had his pants on.
He was just sitting there squatting.
Oh, was he shitting or getting fingered in the ass?
Neither.
But this guy...
Oh, I thought he was getting fingered in the ass.
I ran his finger in his ass.
His pants were still on.
Maybe his robe or whatever it was.
I see.
You better bring more fucking butter.
You better bring type content.
Yeah, that was one little detail.
I know, yeah, I know.
The worst storyteller ever.
I'm not watching Gay Indian porn.
Oh, yeah, okay.
It sounds like the guy who's watching Gay Indian porn.
I mean, he literally picked up on that.
And he's retarded.
He's done like 90 bongs today.
He was complaining that there was no water in the mall.
And then the other guy's like, this thing hits too hard.
And they're like, give it to us, Pussy.
Hey, by the way...
He didn't even know.
Shout out to our buddy, Ryan.
Lily, you're not just eating a buttered ass.
You fucking pussy.
No, I'm kidding.
You smoke that thing.
And, right, Raleigh.
What?
Right?
We said we'd shout out Raleigh.
Yeah, Ryan.
What's up, boys?
We love you guys.
You're the best.
I'm like, I'm not going to do anything.
I'm not going to do anything.
What's up, guys?
I'm just going to get a big shot at you.
Oh, man.
Ryan, you're a fucking spy.
Ryan is my punk rock protege.
I love that kid.
You're that fucking hat, dude.
You look like my real Hemingham.
You're the one that told me to wear it.
Yeah, because you're a fucking spy.
You got your fucking spy shit on from fucking things?
You do everything he tells you to do?
No, walls.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Someone needs to look at that wart.
Oh shit.
Dr. Larry.
Fucking hate.
Being stupid.
You know what I mean.
Only on Thursdays.
Thursdays Friday.
Yeah, you fucking dummy.
Yeah.
Well, that's when you're a doctor.
Oh yeah, I see.
He even said he's.
Well, no, that is.
I pose as a doctor at times.
Oh my God.
There's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
He's like one of those old school doctors.
He's got that metal reflector thing.
No, he's just drunk all the way down.
Put the hole in the middle.
He's an old school doctor.
He's just fucking drunk, geeked out,
and fingering all the women.
He's an old school doctor.
Well, that's what I do at times.
I'm like, my type of doctor.
I think I'm a good one.
He's been doing months coming to examine and pre-examine.
If it's not too bad, I fucking do a little further.
And then I send him over to town.
It's critical how you like to molest women.
I love that.
Do that on Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day, honey.
Mary, I love you.
My wife, Mary, out there, if you're going to watch this.
I know she doesn't.
Doesn't matter what you say.
Which is probably good.
Yeah, I'll say you're lucky.
The worst thing is though, like one of her friends watches it
and then says something that I said.
Yeah, shout out to Sherry.
It's always worse.
It's always worse than what I actually said,
and then I got to watch it with her.
You have to show her.
But I don't.
I never do that.
Oh, yeah, this one's great.
When he sticks his fingers in it.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I don't know.
I apologize to our fucking.
What the hell?
That's what I was talking about.
That's the one you were talking about.
I got that saved just for you guys.
You're going to put that on again.
That's a sad test.
You know what, listen, I don't fucking trust Elon Musk at all.
This fucking guy is really scaring me when he thinks about him.
Because he's a fucking billionaire.
One of them was.
Cool.
Because you know what when Clouse Schwab says,
vaccines and digital currency and all this shit,
we're like, oh, boo.
He ain't like that.
Huh?
He ain't like that.
Dude, you're a really fucking banned party.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you what I think.
People that don't like you.
Let me tell you what I think.
Yeah, OK.
The guy is on the spectrum.
He really is a fucking boomfaw.
What's this dude thinking?
Yeah, I'm on the spectrum.
I just say the N-word.
I'm making millions of dollars.
Anyways.
Billions.
He is truly out for the better.
Fucking.
You know what?
The United States.
Nega.
He's out for the betterment of the United States.
I truly believe.
Did you see his son?
I don't think he's out to fuck us over.
Did you see his son?
That kid was cute.
Wait, in the White House?
Did you see him like, I don't think they had the cameras on him?
His name is X.
And you saw him.
Amazing.
His mouth was like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, but I think that's fake.
How dare you?
What do you mean how dare I?
You can't even fucking complete a story.
That little story.
Without having to be fake.
No, I never heard that, Kiki, but I believe.
You see him when he was sitting there in the fucking room with his mouth in his double
eye and then it's like he took his boogers out and wiped them on the door.
Yeah, that's a fucking genius.
And Trump just signed an executive order that hopefully no schools will get any funding.
I'm going to tell you right now.
He had his fucking fingers up his nose and then he put them in the elan's ears.
Well, let's stop for a second.
Fuck and pump up your fucking numbers, Ice.
I don't give a fuck.
Obama was doing 22 to 2500 a day.
Pump that shit up.
Well, yeah.
What the fuck?
They're complaining saying that they need more funding because they have no places to
put them.
You know what?
Back where they came from.
And then they're actually releasing 6% of them.
Well, okay.
What do you mean?
Yeah, they're getting illegals.
They're releasing 6% because they're really, they're putting them on ankle bracelets.
See what they've already been doing.
Making what they're like, either because of their illnesses or not.
We've been bamboozled by Trump.
They're really not.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not really a bad offender.
Bamboozled by Trump?
Wow.
It's better than Kamala.
I know.
You keep saying that though.
And I understand that.
Well, we only had two choices.
I don't want the fucking better of the worse of the worse of the better.
Well, who do you want them?
You know what?
The problem.
Here's the thing.
I want fucking out.
I want us to fucking, you know what?
Go back in the ground.
Dig up Hitler's bones.
Let me fucking teach you something.
And fucking re-animate him.
Let me teach you something.
Oh.
Let me educate you.
Oh.
Let me educate you.
You were going to teach me something.
Would you like to crown?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Give him the fucking crown because he's a faggot.
Here.
Now it's a faggot crown.
Listen.
What?
You guys fucking, you got the government and then you got Trump.
He's not really part of the government.
Why would you fucking not like him?
Even if he's fucking a Jew or whatever, he still is not the fucking machine that fucking
hates us, man.
How do you know?
This nigger is fucking-
He's got the crown on too.
He's fucking-
It's making even better.
I'm lying.
It totally came out like a nigger with the crown.
He's got him on worth down.
That was a second nature.
He's doing the right thing, man.
And he has to look at a visual because I got a burger getting crowned so we could say
the N word.
Like our constituent on the south, on the plane.
I'm the air place.
Okay, so fucking what, Larry?
What do you say?
I agree with you.
I just think that-
First of all, he's the president and part of the government.
Well, no, but here's the thing.
That's why they don't want him so bad.
That's why they hate him so much.
Who?
Israel?
Mitch McConnell.
Israel loves him.
First of all, I'm going to tell you-
I don't care about Israel.
I'm talking about the United States.
Oh my God.
I'm talking about the United States.
Yeah, I'm talking about-
Jews that run our country.
I don't care about fucking Israel.
But you should care about Israel.
They're sending them $100 billion.
They shut off aid everywhere else.
They shut down USAID and they took their money and they diverted it to fucking Israel.
So we could kill-
Where the fuck did you hear that?
What do you mean?
Where did you hear that they took the money that they shut down from?
What else are they spending if they're giving Israel $100 billion?
They're not spending it nowhere, man.
It's taxpayer money.
And they send it to Israel?
No, they're not.
Trump's not sending-
Kiki.
Not all of it.
Oh man.
You are in the middle of the road cocky, if I'm not.
I swear to God.
Not all of it.
If I give you a piece of Lou Mellonati, you'd be like, all of it.
You would totally-
By the way, flip-flop like a fucking Fanook Faggot.
You got a piece of Lou's?
No, not anymore.
You missed your opportunity.
I'm going to feed it to the possum outside.
You got to watch.
Damn it.
You got to fight him for it.
My God.
You and your fucking-
Oh, your fucking sodium fucking hands.
Well, I just think that Trump is an outsider and I'm fucking down with outsiders because
I'm an outsider.
How do you think he's an outsider?
He's not.
How is he an outsider?
You know what I'm saying.
That's what Connell's been voting against the forever.
Absolutely.
All those cunts are voting against him, man.
What does that mean?
Because he do this all the time.
Look at this Chaney.
Why would he vote against someone that's doing the fucking common sense thing?
Look at Thomas Massey.
You got to be a fucking asshole.
Thomas Massey is the only man not controlled by A-Pack.
And every time he fucking votes, the fucking-
They spent $200,000 to get A-Pack, they get Thomas Massey and the ADL attacked him.
To fucking-
And then all of a sudden his wife dies mysteriously.
After he goes on Tucker and says a couple of little things like the ADL is handlers
and A-Pack has handlers inside our government.
Well, even looking at Matt Gaetz, he was the only one that took money from the fucking-
And then we want to talk about the story with Matt Gaetz.
A 25 million when they had an Iraqi guy fucking-
Or in Iraq, they had a CIA operative that was undercover.
Oh, yeah.
And then fucking they came back to him and said,
If you pay $25 million because that guy fudged that lady's fucking driver-
Well, they did.
There's license-
But here, that's the other-
They should have-
They do that shit to him all the time though.
Yeah, he was a Stein or a stain.
He comes from a millionaire family.
He's used to that.
Matt Gaetz.
No, he's not used to what happened.
They fucking come at him all the time.
Right, they set him up, but-
But why do they set him up?
He's-
That's the problem.
Right, but here's the thing.
No, it's not used to going fucking partying and fucking banging chicks.
It's not that, Larry.
He was under false pretense.
Yeah, and it was proven already.
And then it was proven-
It's a real-
The fucking Mossad was involved in this shit.
But what was he gonna be-
Wait, what did Trump want him to be the director of?
I don't know.
Underage chicks.
Young snitch.
Hot underage chicks.
But I don't think-
Like, he's not taking any money from them, is he?
Matt Gaetz?
Yeah.
No, because he's not in anything anymore.
He had to fucking quit Congress.
But I think that's why they didn't want him in there though.
That's the whole thing.
It's like-
Okay, listen, I'm gonna go back-
Wait, no, he didn't-
Hakeem Jeffries-
Hakeem Jeffries is a piece of shit.
Okay, now, but listen though.
He's a piece of shit, but he was in the squad with AOC and all those fucking crazy people.
Hakeem Jeffries spoke out against Israel and started saying Zionism.
You know what they did?
Bam, ADO fucking pumped the most amount of money ever in the New York election.
Oh yeah, against the left.
I think it was like two to three hundred thousand dollars.
The most-
Hundred thousand?
It's probably two to three hundred million.
Well, no, I'm just saying-
Not happy about that.
No, no, no, no, no, never this small of an election.
But there was-
What election?
New York City.
It's a small-
It's like AOC, dude.
I think AOC, there's like-
It's like 12,000-
It's like Congress or Senate or something, man.
There's like 12,000 people voting for it.
But the fucking-
The ADL came in, they fucking got Hakeem Jeffries out, which he is a piece of shit.
But he spoke his word and he did shackles over morals, which I respect him for.
Okay?
And the ADL came in, pushed him out and got a fucking Zionist conformist in there.
Z-O-G, look up Ruby Ridge.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter how small you are.
They fucking-
They put everything on you.
This fucking guy.
Oh my God.
Yeah, exactly.
You know when I got him, he laughs and then he flicks me off.
That's when he's really hammered.
Yeah.
But here, you want the fucking ball?
It is crazy.
I'll tell you what, man, the day of rock and roll, nothing's better than that.
And I got three tracks done.
We got 11 tracks done for our new Catacronic album.
It's 30 minutes.
I mean, we're gonna talk music down.
That's the longest fucking thing we-
I'm just talking to Kamal Smith.
Well, I can say something that may be a little better than that.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
He took off three times today.
Wow.
Even better than that.
There's nothing better than that.
Well, three young men.
I mean, you better share those fucking-
You better share those squirrel covers if you're sniffing.
Three legal youngins.
Yeah, that's cool.
Man.
Would you fight them all at once?
Yeah, I would.
I mean, what did you just admit to?
Because I'm really confused.
You said three legal young-
No, real young young youngins.
Three legal youngins, huh?
Some prostitutes?
No, I don't have to be prostitutes.
No, I'm asking him.
What did you do?
Why are you talking in fucking cyphers?
I didn't do anything.
I'm just saying what would be better than that.
I mean, you better share those fucking-
You better share those squirrel covers if you're sniffing.
I'm just saying what would be better.
Oh, man.
I thought you were talking about-
He was already starting to whack it off over there.
I'm like, well, wait.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, three youngins.
We're looking for something you did today because I had a really productive day.
Yeah, he's like, give me the Confederate flag.
Yeah, and when you said three youngins, I'm like, wait a minute.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, dude, you are the worst story-
Why don't you call me in the daytime, I'm wondering.
Yeah, well, if I had three youngins, I ain't calling nobody.
Well, maybe you need to fucking-
There's a fourth one.
I'm so confused.
You two retards just keep talking and I'm so-
We understand.
I know, it's fun.
I know you do.
Some retarded fucking-
I've got-
Lord have mercy.
You better say the n-word soon because you have the crown on your head.
Please.
There we go.
All right, should we do our new bit?
Sure.
So for Black History Month, here's the deal.
We're going to do our bit.
I mean, why do you have to do that when the megaphone is on?
Obviously, Duntarius gets arrested.
If you listened last week-
Oh, yeah, this is an ongoing theme for Black History Month.
Should we do a little recap?
No, no, no, no, no.
You should put on the thing, dude.
My dashiki?
Yeah.
No.
He's a cop today.
I'm a cop today.
Thank you, Kiki.
I mean, I am not the robber in this scenario.
Someone should always be wearing it during Black History Month.
Well, then wear the dashiki, dude.
Shit, motherfucker.
Yeah, I mean, you look like fucking Stevie Wonder with Gaines.
That was a good one.
It really was.
You're fucking hilarious.
Oh, Kiki loved it.
Fucking Thunder dies over here, loved it.
What are you laughing at?
Ah, fuck, silly tonight.
So then we'll-
Oh, man.
At Saddlex, dude.
You're gonna make it rain, dicks.
Oh, man, it's got pockets.
Look at it.
You got to spit that out.
It's got pockets.
I can put my one-hitter box.
There you go.
Dude, you can keep your sickle cell medication.
That's it.
Sickle cell and AIDS on one side, sickle cell medication on the other.
Food stamps in the oven.
Food stamps on the left.
Dates, medication, and diet bags.
Dates and food stamps.
Oh, man.
That should be your-
That's the next song, diet bags.
Dime bags with food stamps.
That's what I'm gonna record now, man.
I'm writing that down.
Fuck, man.
Let me tell you.
That's your name.
If you follow us on Twitter, man, we're gonna release something that is just so horrendous.
There was a recording session after the last pop.
No, it wasn't a recording session at all.
It was just a-
It was just a- what is that called, Leary Niner?
A jam session.
Yeah, jam session.
Yeah.
It was good.
Needles, let me see the crown.
Let me see the crown.
Needles doesn't niggatow.
Oh, my God.
I hope this- man, please cancel us, because I don't make a small pop in it, which I don't want.
I don't want.
We went and saw-
I'll tell you what, me and Needles went to-
We went and saw a fucking Tripoli, Sam Tripoli.
You back-dude, man.
It was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, he's a good dude.
That's almost last time, man.
Yeah, but it was even funnier somehow, and he didn't even really tell any real jokes.
It was great.
He did, but-
Yeah, but he kind of got a lot of crowd work, and it was very funny, and-
Whatever, man, Sam Tripoli's a man.
You missed it.
It was good.
You're a dummy.
I'm like, damn, kiddie.
Why did he get a dummy, because he missed it?
He wasn't feeling good.
I was spraying the bowl.
I forgot.
I'm sorry.
I mean, dude, you just attack him?
Yeah.
He doesn't even remember what happened.
I totally remember.
You're a fucking faggot.
You didn't go.
Yeah, I'm sick, dude.
Aw, man.
I'm sorry.
Stupid theory.
And the cool thing is, because he's a fucking cool guy, he's out on earth.
Yeah.
He was very-
He helped us, which is cool, man.
He remembered us.
He's a hand-
I don't know about that.
I think he did, man.
No, he did not remember us, Larry.
Motherfucking-
You'd better be worried if he remembered you.
All right, here we are.
Excited to be building.
Gunterious, we know you're in there.
Come out with your hands up.
Here's the thing.
When I'm on the road, and I fucking go to a town, and I meet someone, and then meet
him again, I remember that.
Casual encounters, that's called Larry.
I remember him again.
I remember him.
You and your portable glory hole.
Come down to town.
The best thing is playing guitar inside the glory hole.
All he was doing was magic.
This is like Stevie Ray Vaughn coming out of the refrigerator box.
That's great.
You walked into that one.
He mouthing into the house.
Did I really?
What's that?
I didn't walk into anything.
Backwards and usual.
It's like when you ride your bike some boys out.
You tell them I remember every casual encounter.
Yeah, I remember all those casual encounters.
Man, I mean, he keeps on saying that.
Here's the other thing.
I mean, you need an age test.
You can't just keep saying that.
I mean, that is a complete different.
Let me just tell you.
Yeah, just say I met somebody.
Don't take casual encounters.
Any fucking people out there watching this,
if you come happen to see my band in whatever city,
I'm down for casual encounters.
That's all.
Dude, we do not promote the Lord.
Oh my God.
Yeah, you're a dagger sucker.
Sword swallower.
That's what I was looking for.
That's how he promotes his act.
Larry the sword swallower.
I'm talking to the ladies.
Yeah, oh, you finally said it.
I mean, it took you like two minutes.
Okay.
Casual encounters.
Why would I have to fucking differentiate?
We're looking for the black guy with the ashy elbows.
Come out with your elbows up.
And we're still taking donations for the sniffing movie.
Yeah, first of all, I'm very mad at my kids.
So I'm very mad at my constituents.
And I'm going to say this out loud.
We were supposed to have a slave auction today.
And I asked my guys if they could come up with two to three,
a one, two people.
I couldn't fucking.
You have five guys here.
No, everyone had to leave.
Did you ask them?
Yeah.
Killian had to rush out because of his Valentine's Day.
And we were like, you know, that's the shitty thing
on his Valentine's Day.
Ryan wanted to rush out because he's on the double fucking date.
Made up holiday by the government.
Another thing.
And then Holly had to rush out because he's driving.
Do you know how many people get into fights today
and break up just because of a fictitious holiday today?
Dude, you know when it comes to,
when I was at Walgreens getting batteries.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I love it.
You're buying big batteries.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Everybody else had the cheat of roses.
We needed huge batteries for the megaphone.
And Kiki had to go get them for his fucking ass.
Look at this fucking faggot.
He's got such a big ass.
You're like, I ate Lou Melonades.
Buying C batteries.
Like what the hell are you running, kid?
C batteries in a bottle of fucking black.
What was that fucking Boone's Farm?
Oh man.
It was funny.
All the cheap fucking Valentine's Day shit.
Every guy was buying last month.
Last month.
Fucking card or you're fucking gay.
Every little card board, fucking heart box.
Valentine's Day is gay.
It is.
Another government thing.
Here's a fucking deal.
I know.
I'm glad my lady was like, fuck that.
Yeah.
Good.
She's gonna peg you for Valentine's Day.
That's her treat to you.
Oh man, keep your meat hooks on the bed.
Oh man.
But it's just another made up thing to fucking fuck with people.
I mean, even, it's amongst all races.
Right.
What do they mean?
Like it's a fucking huge side out, man.
They really figured that one out.
Think about this shit.
Oh, you're fucking broad.
Everybody rushes in and they jack the fucking prices up for fucking one day.
Yeah.
You know what?
There's some stupid fucking card board card.
There's a couple fucking bumps turnaround.
That's what we're gonna do for Valentine's.
Absolutely.
You know what?
I didn't get my wife anything for Valentine's Day.
We already know that, Larry.
I mean, you already said that.
You ain't got coffee in the gym with your band.
My wife didn't do anything special for me either.
You're at her sister's.
There's no cards.
Shit, that's great.
Her sister got a car, but here's the thing, man.
Everyone picked up her fucking amniolence.
My wife has an awesome husband who's fucking cool as fuck.
First of all, Einstein never talked about himself that way.
No, but that's her gift.
Is your perception of yourself?
No, she thinks I'm cool.
No, she does not.
I know.
I talk to her all the time.
Oh, okay.
She's like this fucking guy.
If you fucking do, you can't even walk outside without slipping.
Okay.
Doing drain-o.
Motherfucker, I shovel the driveway.
Oh, look at you.
And the best is it's all stone.
That's why you're retarded.
We should come and videotape that.
Yes, we should.
We could put it in the fucking...
I think it's snowing again, sad or...
And only fans of Larry just fucking shoveling the driveway.
Jamming.
Yeah, you missed...
It is fucking Goi shorts.
You missed Crab.
Yeah.
Well, here's the thing.
I had a recording session with Haska came over.
And I was like, you know what?
We're making this album and I don't fucking care.
Man, for a fucking sugar baby, you sure are busy.
I know.
Well, I like doing it, so I don't mind.
But here's the thing.
I also, the night I missed Crab, I put on timers and did one minute of sit-ups, one minute of push-ups, one minute of...
Oh, come on, man.
You know, the whole thing that made us do it?
Now we're going to talk about your work around...
I'm just saying because I didn't want to miss it, but at the same time, I really wanted to fucking...
And here's the other thing.
Haska told me, I'm going to come over on this date like a month ago.
And I'm like, okay.
Kind of like a roller, right?
Yeah.
A month ago.
A month ago, yeah.
Fucking asshole.
So when the date came up, I can't tell them, oh, I got Crab and God, I can't do it.
So I just fucking said, okay, yeah, see you later.
Yeah, well, yeah, it's not going to miss nothing.
We have a test next week.
Do we?
I won't be there, no.
Oh yeah, you won't be there next week, so...
I might not do the test because it's just like a Jewish thing.
I know it's not a Jewish thing at all.
It's the fucking test.
It is a Jewish thing.
Not at all.
That's the least Jewish thing ever, actually.
Well, no, but them actually breaking it down.
So you have to pay 50 bucks for a test.
That's the least Jewish thing that's Jewish ever.
You know what I mean? At least they're not reading the Torah or the fucking Talmud.
Yeah, but they're...
They're doing it a little bit.
They're teaching you how to bite people and fucking kill children and have your way with them.
That's pretty Jewish.
Exactly, there we go.
Now we finally agreed on something.
Yeah, so how come your brother-in-law doesn't put you to work?
He hates me, man.
He hates me.
He thinks I'm a junkie.
He calls me Sid Vicious.
You're a goi.
Yeah, but not only that, but he just doesn't like me and stuff.
I freak him out.
So he's judgmental?
I remember when his fucking...
I got my tooth knocked off from a microphone when I first lost my first fucking front grill tooth.
And I showed up when my niece's son was born and he's there because he's the grandfather.
He's like, would you get in a fight because I had a missing tooth?
He just thinks I'm an asshole.
We know you're in there, Don Perrius.
Come out with your elbows up.
Larry's stories get boring that time.
Yeah, but you know, you get the picture.
You get the picture.
Yeah, that sucks.
He just fucking...
Larry is a show for the Jews.
He's like, you know, these kids are fucking junkies and asshole.
And he's a little over the D, too.
He's lying.
I mean, fucking A, you just said it out loud.
So he calls him and says something.
Yeah, he's called a spade a spade, if you know what I mean, because he's got that shirt on.
It's perfect.
That was good.
All right, here we go.
This is the fucking greatest story ever.
That's Larry's life story.
Well, I mean, that's pretty simple.
I mean, you know, we could tell that in five minutes.
But he's still stuck in the building.
So we'll get back to him in a minute.
Yeah, his mom's covering.
Colorado teacher arrested for having sex with special needs student, giving them fentanyl,
and telling them to murder another teacher.
Oh, man.
A special need.
Let me read that title again.
Colorado teacher arrested for having sex with a special needs student, giving them fentanyl,
and telling them to murder another teacher.
Oh, my God.
Imagine how much you can get a high fucking retard fentanyl fucking kid.
You fuck a fentanyl kid.
Dude, I mean, you're gonna kill anybody.
And you put that that cheeky hat on, and he started talking ghetto.
I mean, your sentences don't even make sense.
I had a...
Imagine what you can get a fucking...
He said every word after the other word.
Imagine what you can get a fucking retard.
That's a good word.
Imagine what you can get a retard that you get high, what you can get him to do after you fuck him, actually.
And you don't even have to get him high.
Let's start at the base level.
Who knows?
She gave him fentanyl.
I don't know what she named him.
You know what she named him?
You get the base level.
Retard strafe.
Yeah.
That's the base.
That's where you start.
He can rip a tree out of the ground.
He's stronger than Kiki.
I don't know about that.
A little, maybe.
And all she had to do was show him titty, and he probably would have done anything.
No, no, no.
It says she was having relations.
No, no, but all she had to do was show him titty.
Here's the thing.
That retired strafe translates into ghetto.
See, now look at...
I came up with the base.
Here's the base now.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Now, let's add titties.
Seriously.
Oh, man.
The teacher was probably like, I want retards trained titties for the first time.
Oh, man.
That's like a million fireworks going off.
Yeah.
Talk about a red rocket coming out.
And then us, Nukin North Korea at the same time.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
So you got retard strength.
You got Fanny and titties.
So did he kill?
Did he kill any?
Now you got Fentanyl.
Oh, man.
That guy got hit with a trifacta.
Sleevy retard strength.
Here's the thing though.
The teacher wanted to fucking get fucked real hard with some dope dick where the kid would
never fucking use it.
Larry, I don't think it was that.
That's why she was getting in the fentanyl.
No.
Because he would have killed the other teacher just by giving him some pussy.
Yeah.
Oh, like he would have went right away.
Yeah.
I think so.
Did she like say have fun, right, man?
I mean...
Right.
The teacher, I'm assuming that the teacher was a woman and she wanted to get fucked more.
I mean, you guys know what it's like to fuck when you're on dope.
Let me read this.
Yeah, I'll read it.
A little epitaph, or shall I say?
Yeah, you're going forever.
Yeah.
So the teacher probably thought about this retard to plow the shit out of me.
Oh, listen.
It's more than that, Larry, but listen to this.
Thousands upon thousands of messages were sent by you or to the student and vice versa.
Man, those messages.
I like cake.
I have to...
You want to see me play with my guys?
Like rollers.
Rollers, especially.
And the teacher probably says...
The teacher probably jiggles.
The teacher probably says, I just shoved some cake in my twat.
Come on over.
Jesus, Larry, what are you doing?
Well, no, I mean, he's a retard and she's a teacher.
Why are you being so crass?
Because I'm a crass fucker.
I mean...
God, Sheiky really brings out the bad in you.
She knows what he likes.
Right here for the old self.
She knows what she likes.
Here we go.
Listen.
She introduced the teenagers to illegal and deadly drugs, including fentanyl.
So there was other drugs too.
Maybe he was smoking racks, dude.
I mentioned re-carded hacks, dude.
That's terrible.
Oh my God.
That won't be good.
That's a good band name.
He's out spying on racks.
He's out spying on looking out the window and shit.
She's right here.
It's a little fentanyl to come down.
She also attempted to get the boy to bring a gun to their sexual encounters, which is
kind of weird.
I mean...
And it's hot.
How do you trust it?
It's hot.
It's hot with a gun.
It's hot when you're banging on.
Yeah.
Honestly, if anybody you could probably trust, it is a real...
I don't know.
I'll let you know.
You're thinking for a cab gun.
Let's start with you.
Is there a picture of this gun?
Yes.
Well, when he shows up, you gotta say, let me hold the gun.
Let me check.
Make sure it's not loaded.
I mean, and then she wanted this fucking silly string to fucking shoot a fellow faculty
member in the school.
Come on.
Man.
That's what I'm really fucking...
What he is.
Yeah.
in the shoot. The other teacher with the gun.
Dude, you know what? I'm going to tell you right now,
retards have huge dicks.
They really do.
All retards?
You and your geeky. You can't even say anything right now.
He's been dead in so much.
Something left him like, they're next.
They're next for trouble.
It's all dead.
It's the length of the girth.
You can use it.
It goes straight into a vault.
It goes straight into the dick.
If you gave that kid a blue shoe and set him loose
and put him in a boys' town,
he'd eradicate it all.
Like, no shit he would.
That fucking guy, man.
He's out for fucking vengeance.
Dude, Chuck Norris.
It's like that Asian.
So you can't blame the teacher,
but she just wanted to know, yeah.
Maybe you can't blame the teacher.
Are you retarded?
You're retarded.
Look at me.
You can't blame the teacher.
The way you told him the bridge.
First of all, she wanted to get fucked.
My kid was a big dick that's retarded.
You were just retarded getting caught.
I don't know, stealing from his parents.
I mean, this is Colorado.
When you break down before you get all fucking hyped.
Was it a white handicap, kid?
Yes.
Dude, dude.
Is there a picture of him?
Dude.
No fucking way.
Come on.
No way.
You're making that up.
Oh my God.
It's like Shane Gillis.
I'm gonna bring your kid out.
I'm gonna shout at him.
Oh.
Sorry, man.
No, not at all.
We don't know him.
I'm sorry.
You're crazy.
So basically, oh, that's her?
Yeah.
Wait.
He's like Don Ann Forth.
Yeah.
It almost looks like fucking Ronald McDonald's.
He looks like a ninja turtle.
Yeah, sorry.
You were a retarded student, though.
You'd be out of the house.
You'd be all alone.
I'm gonna be hanging out with you, first of all.
Absolutely.
Way cooler than you.
Dude, who the fuck gives retards fentanyl?
That's a teacher.
And that helps them bring a gun.
You're really playing with the devil's fucking chessboard.
You obviously don't think you're gonna get away with it.
Yeah, but it's not a thing.
You're gonna get away with it.
Dude, if you're a teacher giving a handicap, get fentanyl and tell him to kill somebody.
We don't take handicap around here.
You say retard.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Oh, man.
Like, you're fucked.
Like, you know you're going down.
Yeah, but they think thousands of messages.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like, she's gotta be half a box of rocks herself.
Half a box of rocks.
My kind of favorite.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Dude, half a box of rocks.
Even dumber than a full box.
First of all, she has a fentanyl connection.
Yeah.
Second of all, she's giving it to retarded children.
Third of all, she's telling this fucking silly to fucking bring a gun.
Fourth of all, if you were all fucked up on fentanyl,
she wouldn't look that bad.
First of all, I mean, fucker.
That guy's looking through the world in rose-colored glasses.
Absolutely.
I mean, fucking, that's it.
Everything's beautiful.
Yeah, they're the happiest people in Earth.
The downs are rising.
Yeah.
Remember the dude I sent with the Asian?
Up with the down.
The side of the stage.
Yeah.
He's like, if you've never seen that, dude.
He's what he wants.
Dude, they have the best time out of all of us.
They're always happy.
They love wrestling.
I mean, for some fucking reason, they're built like tanks.
Like I said this before.
You want to hear about love wrestling?
No, I do not at all.
But if I said, if I was the president, I would surround myself with down security guards.
That's what I would do.
Let me tell you something, man.
They would never take their eye off of me.
I went to this freaky, I went to this freaky fucking house.
What?
I went to this freaky house last weekend.
Saturday night, me and Ryan went to this fucking.
Swinging again?
Yeah.
We went to this kid's house whose parents have like a bar in their garage.
Okay.
And they're all watching wrestling and shit, right?
It was crazy, man.
This is your story?
Yeah, asshole.
You stopped our flow for that dumb story?
We were watching wrestling in a garage.
You weren't going anywhere.
It sounds like the Midwest.
Well, fucking listen, asshole.
I just did.
You're not.
You fucking caught me off your fucking cock sucker.
You're a fucking cock sucker.
Do you kiss or what?
Do the parents run there too?
Everybody was there.
Listen, this guy was there, the guy who ran the house, and he had like.
He lay on the house.
Shut the fuck up.
He even laughed at that.
What does that mean?
He ran the house.
What are you, a mama son?
Let me just fucking tell you, fucking idiot.
This guy was there with like a bunch of kids.
Oh my God, this story is getting worse.
This fucking asshole.
I'm just making him laugh.
Keep going, Larry.
Come on.
Anyways, this guy is there with his wife, his ex-wife, his ex-wife before that.
All the fucking respective kids.
He's watching wrestling and he believes every fucking second of it.
Nice.
They're all cheering for certain people.
The one wife, the one fucking bitch that I was talking to, she was very nice.
Very nice woman.
Very nice.
I remember her name very nice.
I mean, come on, the story.
She had fangs, like insurgically installed fucking vampire fangs.
They had like shit all over the house, like this joint is haunted and whatnot.
It wasn't even Halloween.
Wait a second.
It wasn't Halloween.
It was last week.
You had signs that said the house was haunted?
It was last week.
Yeah.
It was first of all, if your house is haunted, you don't put signs off.
It says it's house is haunted.
All right, let me come on in.
Like a floor mat, like a fucking welcome mat.
They're into weird shit.
Let the devil in.
They're devils.
I just realized that it's pitchforks on it.
So I was there and fucking this lady's got these fangs and shit and we're talking and
you know, of course that's the person I end up talking to.
It's fucking, it's just real weird, man.
Big giant joints are going around.
This guy's going all in his house.
All right.
Oh, and a dick.
He is a dick.
It's already like little kids watching.
You shouldn't have given me the little.
I'm done.
Oh, thank God.
Hopefully he healed up.
He was.
You're David Kerrigan yourself in a minute.
Was there kids like.
You don't even know who David Kerrigan is, right?
I do.
The guy from Kung Fu that was going to be choked jerk.
No, choked jerk.
Well, yeah.
I'm not hung him though.
Well, he was in Thailand when he did it.
Come on, where else would you go?
Oh, fuck it.
He'll do that in Ohio.
This was before that she caught on to the rest of the world.
So yes, I wish you were like David Kerrigan.
You suck.
Well, that's what they said happened.
Well, you know what?
I mean, listen.
You don't want to hear what happened there.
That's fine.
I don't fucking care.
I love it.
I was just fucking, I was just building the fucking scenario.
Well, it took forever, man.
So what?
We're in a podcast.
Yeah, but it's fucking eight.
And we're, Jim, don't want to hear your shit right now.
I'm a new fuck.
Oh, then tell that to him.
I'm telling him.
Exactly.
Okay, slave master.
So I know I'm going to deal with the lady with the fang.
No, I'm fucking done.
Fuck you guys.
You got a fang, Max?
Yeah, no, dude.
Somewhere else.
Yeah, exactly.
I was going to say, chicken bomb.
Yeah, check my bomb.
So these weren't like prosthetics she just takes out.
No.
They were permanent.
Holy fuck.
All right, well, keep going.
It's kind of hot, man.
I'm in Jesus, dude.
Dude, I'm into the anime weirdo.
You're a fucking weirdo.
The anime is fucking for pedophiles.
It really is, man.
I'm into all that weird cosplay.
Even Larry Sorted it that way.
Cosplay.
He goes that.
Huh?
I know you're going to justify it.
Tell me anything.
But whatever they call it, cosplay.
Cosplay and anime are two different things.
Well, I don't fucking know the difference.
Yes, you don't fucking lie to me.
Oh, yes.
That's not the wrong thing.
You've got three VPN blockers.
Yeah, the cartoon shit, I'm not into.
Give me the crown for a second.
I see it for a second.
The cartoon shit, I'm not into.
This fucking nigga's in Greenland and then in Iceland.
But how come Greenland don't have ice and how come Greenland doesn't?
You know what I mean?
But come on.
Oh, I like you're a fucking pervert.
We all know that.
All right.
Yeah, when it gets down to it, that's basically what it comes down to.
Ah, you guys, I swear to God.
Oh, man.
All right, done, Terry.
It's time to come out with your assiobos up.
Yeah, I would like the fangs.
Yeah.
Wait, you like the fangs?
Why you get blown with fangs?
Are you guys retarded?
It's like fucking putting your fucking dick in a silly chick's mouth.
She's silly.
Or fucking the chick with Tourette.
Well, you're not getting a blowjob from her.
How about that, you want to play Russian roulette?
I knew this.
How about you get a blowjob from a chick with Tourette?
Let's see how that goes.
I like that.
I would.
Here's the other thing.
Yeah, I know you would.
And then you guess what?
You finally fucking form into your final feature of dude with the fucking no dick anymore.
You could find me dressing with women's clothes.
You and your lacy tops.
I know this kid had to leave the country because he had to travel for fucking a retard.
Why?
Is that a legal?
Yeah, why?
What kind of law is that?
I think the retard was like...
Because I mean, your wife is fucking out of prison.
Mary's got to go to prison forever.
No, I just personally...
No, the story I'm telling, not Mary.
This chick was so retarded, like she couldn't fucking...
Oh, okay, I'm going to tell you the same.
Right, it was like...
She wasn't fucking...
She was like way out of line to fuck with her.
She was like special apps.
You know what I mean?
You need a pulley to get her out of that chair.
Absolutely.
And so this kid fucking...
I'll give her a bath.
I'll say the same.
Oh, yeah.
I'll give her a bath.
Well, he's gone, right?
I think he went to like, hungry or fucking like...
Oh, no.
Wait, what was his fucking country?
Let me make sure I say...
I love how you know all these pedophiles.
I mean, you fucking Larry Eskin over here.
Jesus, man.
It's James' brother.
You know James the Biker kid.
You don't have to say names, dude.
No, I do.
I don't fucking care.
I know, I can tell.
It's just the pedophile is this guy's...
So how did anybody find out?
Was he bragging?
What do you mean?
It was like a stepsister by marriage.
And like, I guess the parents find out.
Wait a second.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So slow down.
No, I can't.
Slow down.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't fuck your retouch.
Wait a minute.
Stepsister, dude.
Oh, my...
Stepsister, okay.
It's not blood.
Right.
But...
But she was not...
They said, you know, like in the court...
Right.
But how did...
I mean, she wasn't a participant.
How did they find out that?
Could she write?
How did they find out?
I guess they heard it moaning from the other room.
Wait, he's in a chair going back and forth.
He's doing this while other people are home?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, it sounds like it.
That's the dude from after fucking country.
And I'm like, well, did he know the language?
And the dude is like...
No, I don't think he cares about those...
I guess he does.
Larry, I'm going to tell you right now, when you're fucking evading the law, you don't
care about the country.
You worry about extradition laws.
That's all you do.
So they're like, you know...
This fucking guy's worried about if you speak the language.
Well, I mean, first of all...
It wasn't because she was underage.
It's because she was so retarded.
Yeah, you're touching your retarded sister.
You think this guy cares about the language and hungry?
Was she hot?
I don't know.
I never saw her.
Well, I mean, obviously enough to touch her.
Oh.
I mean, you know what?
Like, sometimes people like vegetables.
I'm going to wheel my sister into the bedroom.
I'm going to show her something.
What's going on?
Jesus.
You're going to hide the pickle.
Yeah.
I got to charge her chair.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
What's going on in this household?
Nobody's like paying attention here.
Do they have stairs too?
Yeah.
Because she lived on the first floor.
So then everybody's in the living room and this is going on.
Yeah.
Can I have a blanket?
Me and William.
This kid was like a fucking, you know, he's like a biker, a fucking lowlife.
He pulls the cons on people and he's a fucking, you know.
Oh.
James.
Oh, dude.
Why did you say the name again?
What is wrong with you?
It's not James.
No, it's none.
It's his brother.
Yeah, but now it's his day.
Oh, man.
His brother Jimmy.
His brother Tommy.
No, okay, whatever.
We already got past that point.
They don't know what we're talking about.
Yeah, but his name is Tommy.
Yeah, okay.
His fucks retards.
Well, he did.
Well, who knows actually.
He might still.
Yeah, I mean, he might be back in this room.
He might.
I mean training, right?
You know, the teacher and him might fucking both know something.
No, the teacher's on a level.
Well, the teacher's fucking retarded, so is this kid.
The teacher's also supplying them with guns or drugs and telling them to go murder.
One wants to retarded dick.
The other one wants to retime him pussy.
Yeah, holy shit.
Well, it's handicap.
Well, is she retarded too?
Well, we tired enough for them to be like, you should go to jail for fucking her.
That's pretty retarded, dude.
Well, I don't know what to.
I don't think you can go to jail for fuck, retarded fucking.
You can't fuck a retard.
Well, no, you can't.
I don't know what the law is.
I know we should get married down here.
You can't rape one.
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, you can't force yourself on anybody.
And I think that's where the fucking fine line is.
Oh, that's where the fine line is?
Did he have like a piece of paper, like scratch this box type of thing?
I mean, if she couldn't talk, this guy's a fucking, he's like the hairy, hairline-y fucking tartan.
I don't know if she could talk or not, but maybe not, you know.
Well, I mean, honestly, she probably was probably down.
I mean, she's bound. She's probably down.
She was down, so.
She was down for the dick.
Well, she probably never got me.
Right.
So she liked it.
Yeah.
Dude, okay, so what's worse than retarded strength or retarded sex drive?
And here's the thing, isn't that kind of-
I mean, that is-
And here's the other thing.
And the drug probably wants to have fucking Indians, dude.
Is that how it works?
We've heard an Indian, dude.
We talked about this the other day.
Oh, wait.
Let me finish the fucking story here.
Isn't it kind of unfair that this bitch gets her lover fucking exiled to another-
Because she probably like-
First of all, Larry, you said-
That's probably true.
You fucking idiot.
Her lover-
What the fuck was that?
Why would he just-
Lover rapist?
Yeah, I mean, there's a thing like that.
Yeah.
This fucking guy.
Well, you know, honestly, we never know-
Well, we don't know what she wanted.
She could have-
She could have, right?
Couldn't have been down.
Absolutely.
Well, I mean, you don't really want to initiate sex with your sister.
Stop, sister.
Okay, thank you, sir.
My pleasure.
Reiterating next.
She may have been moaning, man.
Yeah.
I'm sure she was.
A moaning category on Pornhub.
A moaning of pleasure or-
Is that what she says on her chair?
Yeah.
Moaning just-
Pushing her hips up.
Yeah, but there's probably nothing worse than a retarded Indian guy with a sex drive.
Oh, man.
Look out.
Dude, he will go through you like the Hulk.
Yeah.
He'll just start grabbing people and throwing them.
Talk about like the Bob's are horny as hell.
Dude, he can withstand 50 cal fire.
And keep going.
Dude, that fucking stink shield around.
Oh, man.
Which reminds me of Tom's Free Clinic Automotive.
Are we at that point already?
Well, let's see how long have we been going.
105.
We can keep going.
I don't fucking care.
Oh, thanks.
We can put the commercial in before the thing ends, you know.
We had to be always at the very end.
You need to put a free commercial in.
But then you gotta edit that then?
No, no.
We'll just leave it right where it's at.
Tom doesn't care where it's at as long as it's fucking in there.
Yeah.
Because, you know, a lot of weirdos watch our shit and they need to go to the fucking
free clinic or the car is broke down.
Well, Tom, he does help with the handicap issues too, doesn't he?
Absolutely.
Retarded issues.
Yeah, he helped get that guy out of the country.
Yeah.
Tom Nelson does passports and so does a car yard.
You can pay with EBT even.
Absolutely.
You know you're in there, Don Terrius, coming out.
Your mother is there.
We need to get to Don Terrius today.
Well, what did Don Terrius do?
No, we're already at the end of the show.
Well, because, you know, it still is Black History Month.
Yeah.
The month is only halfway over.
You can't tell by that shirt you're wearing.
What next week you got on the other week you have to wear it.
This ain't gonna fit, huh?
No, that's the best part of all.
That's your shirt.
It's like a sickle cell rogue.
You know what I'm saying?
When that's all right, Larry killed the momentum so we did it on the show.
Yeah, I killed it.
You know, everybody out there at home surely knows from watching that I'm the biggest
asshole in the world.
Oh man, look at you just admitting it and how loud I like that.
Absolutely.
That little fucking turn in the corner.
I'm gonna play the...
Let's see.
The outro.
Yeah, let's find that fucking turn.
Thanks for fucking watching and listening if you really do because we are really fucking
three retards.
Yeah, well man.
Just talking shit in a microphone and I don't know.
We spend hours prepping the show.
Call Larry Gay.
He'll do every day in the group chat.
Someone's gotta press the button on that one to stop the record.
Thanks for tuning in, y'all.
Have a good evening.
Yeah.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah.
Thank you.