1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 That's before they fucking switched it over to the part where 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:08,000 it was certified as the official Masai honey pot. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Get on it. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Come here, we're going to the bag. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 I think you're okay. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 You start to, yeah. 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Welcome to Larry and Needle's show. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I'm Larry. 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 I'm Needles and I'm Kagan. 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 And we have new microphones today. 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Yes, we do. 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Look at us. 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 We are professional fucky faggots. 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 I'm not sure they said that within the words. 15 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I would like to thank Westside Willy for that wrap shot. 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 The old job he gave you last night. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 I thought it was a David Duke duo. 18 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 That's what you call it, but it's actually Westside Willy Wilson. 19 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 You got a couple different names. 20 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 You got a lighter shit bag or what? 21 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Well, now I'm a shit bag. 22 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Yeah. 23 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I mean, you're a side block. 24 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I forgot. 25 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Yeah. 26 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Ha ha. 27 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Larry's got his Ukraine lovers hat on today. 28 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Exploited as usual right in the asshole. 29 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Oh, damn. 30 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 What the fuck does that even mean? 31 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Exploited on the side and right in your asshole. 32 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I thought you were going to do a Bill Bellamy all along. 33 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 You know what's great is I don't care what you say. 34 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 You don't think that opened anymore? 35 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 No, I didn't do anything. 36 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Imagine, yeah, look at that. 37 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Now we made his job easier. 38 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 I don't even have to look at the mixing board or the box room. 39 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Yeah, Larry's hammered. 40 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 That's what's wrong. 41 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Now is your age. 42 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 So, yeah, it's fucking wonderful. 43 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 And it's only 250 bucks. 44 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,000 And you know what else I bought boys with some mics that plug into these? 45 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Because these have input jacks. 46 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 So we could be like Fox News or something if we wanted to. 47 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Yeah, why do you use Fox News? 48 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Whatever. 49 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I'd rather be like, I think of Shannon Brady. 50 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 This sounds pretty good as it is. 51 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Oh, yeah. 52 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 What's the difference? 53 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Like this you just put on your hip and you put some. 54 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Yeah. 55 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 And you can actually, if you talk, interview with somebody. 56 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Maybe you have a plug then. 57 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 But I don't know. 58 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 I just bought him the fuck out of you. 59 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 You're going to talk about microphones for a minute? 60 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I didn't think there was only 20 bucks for four of them. 61 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 I'm not sure you won't fucking. 62 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 That's fucking a kill them. 63 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 20 bucks for four of them. 64 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 First of all, your math is way off. 65 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 No, it's 20 bucks for four of the little plugins that. 66 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 The add-ons. 67 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Yeah, the add-on thing. 68 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Oh, God, I really wish that you would be on the end of a rope right now. 69 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 You know what I'm talking about? 70 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaking of rope, I have a good, my K-Stream month quiz. 71 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Aw, man. 72 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 What is it? 73 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 What happened? 74 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Well, there's two questions. 75 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Okay. 76 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Come out with your hands up. 77 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,000 We have a megaphone for this episode and oh boy, it's going to get real crazy. 78 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 I even put the king hat right. 79 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I swear to God, if you pull that thing out again, I'm going to fucking lend in you. 80 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 We have the crown out today as you see for Black History Month. 81 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 So you know what that means? 82 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Shout out to our South American. 83 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Down with the crown. 84 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Down with the crown. 85 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Thank you. 86 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 I'll put the N-word. 87 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Thank you to Burger King. 88 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Okay, keep on going with your story. 89 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 All right, so. 90 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Your quizzes. 91 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 It's a quiz. 92 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 The black. 93 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Yeah, Black History Month. 94 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 And there's two questions, but the answer is the same to both of them. 95 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 So it's kind of y'all. 96 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Sickle fell. 97 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 It's a nickel fell. 98 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 All right, so who was the first one? 99 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Who was the first woman to ride in the back of the bus? 100 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,000 And then the second question is what year did blacks get to enter the Olympics? 101 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 It's the same answer. 102 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Okay, so Rosa, wait a second. 103 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:39,000 So Rosa Parks and then Hitler with Jesse Owens was 1938? 104 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 You should get this one. 105 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Well, I just told you. 106 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Seeing that you're completely racist. 107 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 But I don't know the year that they competed in the Olympics. 108 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 I think it was 39. 109 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Well, it might have been 38 or 39. 110 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Because I know Hitler goes before World War II. 111 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 He got person of the year in 39. 112 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Well, no, World War II, 39 wasn't it already going there? 113 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Yeah, but he got time person of the year. 114 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 37? 115 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Yeah, it had to be before. 116 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 And you know how they said that. 117 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 I don't know if he's telling us. 118 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 He's like, oh yeah, you're the one who has the answers. 119 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 No. 120 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 It might have been before. 121 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I don't know. 122 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I don't know what the year is. 123 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I don't know. 124 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Do you know how they said the Germans, Noxies were all against the blacks? 125 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 But they say Jesse Owens. 126 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 He was treated the best way. 127 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Oh yeah, they say even black writers, American writers were out there. 128 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 And they loved it. 129 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 No, yeah, the Germans were out there. 130 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 All they do is program us. 131 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:32,000 They teach us how come they never translated this guy's fucking speeches? 132 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Why didn't they do that? 133 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Why don't they tell us what kind of books they were burning? 134 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Why don't they say about Weimar conditions that are the same thing that's going on in this country? 135 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 I think I know the answer to this one. 136 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Do you know what I mean? 137 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Right. 138 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Well, I mean, first of all, 666. 139 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Yeah, you know, if you know what I mean. 140 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 The time is close. 141 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 It doesn't sound like you guys are going to get the answer. 142 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 So here's the answer. 143 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Who gets the answer? 144 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 It's the Jews. 145 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Yeah. 146 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:02,000 You know what's the funny thing is is Rosa Parks' husband had a really nice car and he said, 147 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Fuck you. 148 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 We talked about this last week. 149 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Last week? 150 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Yes, we did, Larry. 151 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Oh my God. 152 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 I thought that was last year on Black History. 153 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Lord have mercy to you. 154 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I mean, when I have to deal with these fucking faggots, half a story in dumbass over here. 155 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 And look at them both laughs because they know it's the truth. 156 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I mean, they can't even finish each other's story. 157 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Fuck, man. 158 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 But that's OK. 159 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 So what were you going to say Larry now? 160 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 What about Rosa Parks' husband's car? 161 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 He had a nice car, but he just said, Fuck you, bitch. 162 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Walk, earn in. 163 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 I mean, even the better story is he had a shitty car. 164 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Actually, he just had a car. 165 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 He just had a car. 166 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Not even what kind of car it was. 167 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 It ran. 168 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 We don't know if it ran though. 169 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 No, he may have had a car. 170 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 It was stolen. 171 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 It may have been up on blocks. 172 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 But no. 173 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 So what's up with this Rosa Parks thing and Jesse Owens? 174 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Oh no, the answer was who the fuck? 175 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Who the fuck? 176 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Nobody does. 177 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I mean, dude, you have the comedic value of a dish rag. 178 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I thought it was the fuck. 179 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Exactly. 180 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,000 I mean, guys would smoke and weed all day and drink in half. 181 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 You're like, oh, that was great. 182 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 You're fucking Ukrainian asset. 183 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 And what the fuck is going on here? 184 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 I had a great day today. 185 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Yeah. 186 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 I won't go. 187 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I'm sure we're next to the elephant's foot right now. 188 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 You know what that is? 189 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Chernobyl. 190 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,000 When it bled out from Chernobyl, it looks like an elephant's foot. 191 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 So it bled out from Chernobyl. 192 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Yeah, the fucking uranium and stuff like that. 193 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:39,000 So when it dried out, the fucking bled out and it looks like an elephant's foot. 194 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Like the absolute material. 195 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Oh, that was dead. 196 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Yeah. 197 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 That's why I wish Larry was next to it because he would die quickly. 198 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 So it was Valentine's Day. 199 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 I went and got my wife coffee at Starbucks early in the morning. 200 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Which you do every day. 201 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 So it's not a second, it's not a special day. 202 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 And, uh, it's just some stuff. 203 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I did the same thing I did yesterday. 204 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Katakrana came over at 9 in the morning. 205 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Wait a second. 206 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 207 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 I love how this story went from I treated my wife so well on Valentine's Day. 208 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 I got up and did the same thing I do for her every day. 209 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 You didn't even deviate and get a card. 210 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 You didn't get flowers. 211 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 No. 212 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 But you just pulled bombs all morning. 213 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 No. 214 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 What do you, part of these corporate holidays now? 215 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 I mean, there was no bombs at all. 216 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Sugar baby winter. 217 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 The band came over and we fucking recorded three tracks. 218 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Oh, so she loved that too, right? 219 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Yeah, she did. 220 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 That's her favorite part of Valentine's Day. 221 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 The last thing they're out here. 222 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Yeah. 223 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Then. 224 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Mary and I are gonna lope. 225 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Uh. 226 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Nothing weird. 227 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Just we're just gonna lope and then we're gonna kill Larry. 228 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Chokon came over. 229 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 You saw the tail into that. 230 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 And then we practice. 231 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 You gotta change the fucking, you gotta change the name. 232 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I think that's a pretty good name. 233 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 You're almost 60, Larry. 234 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 I think Chokon did his good. 235 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 I think, you've been hanging off your cats too long. 236 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 And so now we're doing this. 237 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 This is just a great day. 238 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yeah. 239 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I mean, all right. 240 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I mean, do you work for Barisma? 241 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Yeah, you're only as old as you feel, Larry. 242 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Yeah. 243 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I mean, look at him though. 244 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 He probably feels 65. 245 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 He runs out of AZT. 246 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I played punk rock all day long. 247 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,000 And I feel like I'm fucking 16 years old. 248 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 What's that? 249 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I said I played punk music all day and I feel like I'm 16. 250 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 That doesn't mean you go after a 16 year old girl. 251 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Which is funny because like I told you, when I go to my Gigi2 class, they call me Pops. 252 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Can you hear him, you can. 253 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Pops? 254 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 They call me Pops. 255 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 I'm the oldest guy there. 256 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 I'm like Pops. 257 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I'm like, don't fucking out of here. 258 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Well. 259 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I'm like, what are you talking about? 260 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Yeah, Pops. 261 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Pops. 262 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 They don't know me. 263 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 You wanna smack you. 264 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I mean, I'm not a fucking. 265 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Yeah. 266 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Oh Pops. 267 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Oh man. 268 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Which is very funny. 269 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 But no, it's very funny. 270 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 And it's like, you know what, whatever. 271 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 I fucking love it. 272 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I don't know. 273 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Yeah. 274 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Dude, I told you, look at him fucking. 275 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Shit. 276 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Dude, these motherfuckers are choking. 277 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 I'm doing it. 278 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 I'm fucking. 279 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:50,000 By the way, again, February 21st, anyone out there that lives in the Chicago land area, 280 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,000 go to Villa Park to submit his poblanos to see my band. 281 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Are you doing plugs? 282 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah. 283 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Are we gonna get paid for this? 284 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Sure. 285 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 We better. 286 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Yeah. 287 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 What the fuck, man? 288 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Yeah, I'll show up at the gig, I'll pay you. 289 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Yeah. 290 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I'll pay kisses. 291 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 That's how he does it. 292 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Hey, at least it's something. 293 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Yeah, like, literally I wear a song for you. 294 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Yeah. 295 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 It's not bad. 296 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Yeah, it is. 297 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Larry's a homo. 298 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Do you have assless chaps at all? 299 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 No. 300 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 He has front-list ones. 301 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 He doesn't have. 302 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:26,000 He's more of a pitcher than a catcher, if you know what I mean. 303 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 He's been wearing them backwards the entire time. 304 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 He wears them on his face. 305 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 He's like a gay rabbit. 306 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Why, is that what you want me to wear? 307 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 No. 308 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 What are you fucking here for? 309 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 What are you talking about? 310 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 What are you talking about? 311 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 He's asking. 312 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Is that punk? 313 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Is that a momentary lapse of reason there? 314 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 I don't know. 315 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 A Freudian slip shadow, I'd say. 316 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I don't think that's punk. 317 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Assless chaps? 318 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 It's kind of. 319 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I mean, it was a joke, Larry, but obviously, I mean. 320 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Yeah, it's like Judas Priest type. 321 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 No, I mean, if you're hellbent for leather, then you're hellbent for leather. 322 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 I mean, you sing about it. 323 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 You sing about it, where are you living? 324 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Living after midnight. 325 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Where was that at? 326 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 In Mission Bay. 327 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Right up the hill from Mission Bay. 328 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Bay Park? 329 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 No, Mission Viejo. 330 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 331 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 So Bay Park, I used to live there, right up the hill. 332 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 I bet you you did. 333 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 He was off the nooks. 334 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Put that fucking thing down or I'm going to slap you. 335 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Oh, you're talking about North Park? 336 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Yeah, North Park. 337 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Yeah. 338 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Right up the hill. 339 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Ha ha ha. 340 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,000 You know we're going to have two fucking three sound things? 341 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I don't like this at all. 342 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 I mean, do you got anything to talk about, Larry? 343 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 You just bring nothing to the table except for your crani and allegiance. 344 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Really tired of this shit. 345 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 You know what I'll tell you, I'm so glad what's going on right now. 346 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 With what? 347 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 With what Trump is doing. 348 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 He's fucking shaking shit the fuck up. 349 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 What the fuck you? 350 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 What are you talking about? 351 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 What do you mean what are you talking about? 352 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 You're out of your mind. 353 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Maria Maddison gives him $100 million and all of a sudden it turns into fucking one million, right? 354 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Kiki, right? 355 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 And the other shit. 356 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:06,000 And the other fucking good guy gave him $100 million and then he said, how about $500 million? 357 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 How about $200 million? 358 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Now he's giving him $500 million. 359 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Yeah, Maria Maddison tells him. 360 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 So you tell me, he's getting money from everybody. 361 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 He doesn't give a fuck who they are. 362 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Oh, that's great for you to make your point. 363 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 He's getting money from everybody. 364 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 He's giving it to the Jews though. 365 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 That's all they're made of. 366 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 What do you mean Kiki? 367 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Dude, don't make me reach over fat girl right now. 368 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 I'm going to tell you right now. 369 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Wow, we are taking over Gaza. 370 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 It's going to be America. 371 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 And then you get this fucking Ana Paulina whatever. 372 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 She's a fucking Minora monster dude. 373 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 She is a total Minora monster. 374 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I'd fucking monster her. 375 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Whatever. 376 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 That broad's a Jew. 377 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 So Ana Paulina. 378 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 I would munch at Batings. 379 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 She's not. 380 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 She took $12,000. 381 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 She's at the beginning of taking money now. 382 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Exactly. 383 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 And I sent you the thing from Stu about her last name. 384 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 It's not even a real fucking Ana Paulina. 385 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Ana Paulina Luna? 386 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Actually her name. 387 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 I think her name is Minora Munchard. 388 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 That's all the answers. 389 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Her grandfather was actually a Nazi. 390 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Nice. 391 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Yeah. 392 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 And now she's making me fucking hard. 393 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Okay, relax. 394 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 And now she is not. 395 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 That's what gets me hard about her. 396 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 But she's playing the other side. 397 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 She's a Nazi bloodline. 398 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Yeah. 399 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Well, it's still in her. 400 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 It's in your blood. 401 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 It's in your blood. 402 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Listen, if you fucking don't believe that fucking... 403 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 It's not that I don't believe. 404 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 I don't want to believe. 405 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I think Ana Paulina... 406 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Well, then that's a problem. 407 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 You're a grown man. 408 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 You're a fucking Santa Claus all of a sudden. 409 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 No. 410 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 I don't want to believe. 411 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 I just don't see why. 412 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 He's gonna fuck a dumb-eyed man. 413 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Dude, listen. 414 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I'm gonna tell you right now. 415 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I'm gonna tell the fucker to get into a scratching battle 416 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 with about the fucking Jews. 417 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 You know this, right? 418 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Well, here's the problem. 419 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 They have to take money. 420 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Sending rockets. 421 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 It's like they have to take money from the Jews otherwise. 422 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Oh, first of all, fucking Trump goes on TV 423 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 and says they're gonna turn this place into a luxury resort 424 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 and ship all the Palestinians out. 425 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 But here's the thing. 426 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Oh, what's the thing? 427 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 He didn't just have to order. 428 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Right. 429 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Kiki's right. 430 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 He said, we'll move him to one area. 431 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 We'll work on that area. 432 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 And you're looking and smiling. 433 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 We'll move him back there. 434 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 We'll have faggots if you believe that. 435 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 What about hair? 436 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 You two are idiots. 437 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Would you rather have Kamala Harris? 438 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 That's your fucking, I mean, that's your rebuttal. 439 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 I would rather have Kamala Harris. 440 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 I would rather be America first than the Israel first. 441 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Well, here's the thing. 442 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 I believe that you are exactly shooting for. 443 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Well, that's the problem. 444 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 You know this, AID. 445 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Look at all this money we're saving. 446 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I wish I had a fucking Jew sound in some way. 447 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 We do have a Jew sound. 448 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Where is it? 449 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 You start smoking again? 450 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 I just smoked one cigarette. 451 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 That's called smoking, Larry. 452 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 I smoked it a few times. 453 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 I just sucked one bit. 454 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Absolutely. 455 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 It was in the dark, so it's not gay. 456 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Here's the Jew sound. 457 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 No, it's not the Jew sound. 458 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 You're the Jew sound right now. 459 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Making a shamacery of yourself, telling me that this fucking guy is, he wants a, did 460 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 fucking Jared Kushner is, come on. 461 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Kushner is a piece of shit. 462 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Full boat. 463 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:10,000 And then you got Roy Cohn, who was fucking the Donald Trump's mentor in a notorious... 464 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Who's Roy Cohn? 465 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Oh, Larry. 466 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Ray Cohn. 467 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Ray Cohn. 468 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Ray? 469 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Ray Cohn. 470 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Ray Crock. 471 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Ray Crock is the fucking McDonald's guy. 472 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 I should have said Hannibal Directive last week. 473 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I should have said Annabelle Directive. 474 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 I'm not disagreeing with all that shit. 475 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 But we gotta take baby steps here. 476 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 The problem is... 477 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:35,000 How come they shut off all aid to other fucking countries, but the fucking people that are 478 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,000 committing a genocide right now, they fabricate all their numbers for everything. 479 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 That's a start. 480 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Theodore Herzl. 481 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Fuck all these other countries. 482 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Magnus Hirschfeld. 483 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 And we gotta fuck Israel next. 484 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Like fuck them. 485 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Yeah, okay. 486 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 I mean, come on. 487 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 We're doing this guy's 30 laundry. 488 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 But here's the problem. 489 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 These motherfuckers are smart. 490 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Yeah. 491 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 First of all, without everything. 492 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 But without us, they wouldn't get nothing. 493 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 But the problem is, it's too late now. 494 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Well, why me? 495 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Come on. 496 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Obviously. 497 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,500 We all know this has started with JFK when he wanted to write a fucking FARO in the 498 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,000 Forward Agency Registry Act. 499 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Right. 500 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 And then they wanted to do fucking with Ben Gavir. 501 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000 And fucking they wanted to check out the nuclear weapons that they had. 502 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 And they actually built a fucking fake nuclear plant. 503 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 To fucking let people go into. 504 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Yeah. 505 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Well, they do all kinds of shit like that. 506 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 We probably found it. 507 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Well, I mean, and then you... 508 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Okay, listen. 509 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,500 I hate to go into this this deep, but at this point in time. 510 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:33,500 When I look out my fucking front door, there are foreign agents in our fucking shit. 511 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,000 And the only guy is Thomas Massey. 512 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 That's it. 513 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 That's the only guy that's not doing shit. 514 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,500 But the problem is, you know, a lot of these people, they have to take money from the juice. 515 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,500 Otherwise, they'll get booted right out. 516 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,000 Well, because they put more money up against them when they run. 517 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Well, that's what I'm saying. 518 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Because they don't get this money. 519 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Like when you look at APEC Tracker, they don't get the $12,400 that fucking that Bikini 520 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,000 is wearing and a fucking matchy or whatever. 521 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 I don't fucking know. 522 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 She's hot, man. 523 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 I would fucking do anything she asked. 524 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 I would do anything she asked me to do. 525 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Now, was that the key? 526 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Like, was that bathing suit? 527 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Did it go up for auction at all? 528 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Especially the crotch part. 529 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 I mean, really? 530 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 I just want the crotch part. 531 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Actually, the butt part. 532 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 We'll split it. 533 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 You can cut it in half. 534 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 We can use it for sniffer material. 535 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 We can see it. 536 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Yeah. 537 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 It's for the show. 538 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Hey, I'm talking right off. 539 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 She could Jew it up all she wants. 540 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Oh, she's already doing it. 541 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 I would still do anything she asks. 542 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Listen, all I'm saying is, is that we're fucking… 543 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 I would fucking be your slave. 544 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 We are our biggest fucking ally. 545 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Get the fuck out of here. 546 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 I would. 547 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,500 People are fucking committing a genocide right now and then you want to move the people 548 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,500 that were… 549 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,500 Which you know about. 550 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:47,000 I think my wife would even let me be her slave for political reasons. 551 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Because she also… 552 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Are you mad horned up? 553 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 You're still talking about this lady? 554 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 But it's crazy to… 555 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I mean, happy Valentine's Day, Larry. 556 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Gaza was actually pretty nice, too. 557 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Gaza was pretty nice before they destroyed it. 558 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Before somebody came there. 559 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 It's prime property, man. 560 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 It's beautiful weather. 561 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 109 countries. 562 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 What's that? 563 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 You know what I mean? 564 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Like, come on. 565 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 The golden age in Spain. 566 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I mean, they literally made it. 567 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 They're bad at a thousand. 568 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 They're over a thousand. 569 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I mean, if they were going for fucking what do you call it, Holocaust numbers, you realize 570 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 that's what they need to do. 571 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000 They're countries, not the amount of people that fictitiously fell asleep in these cages. 572 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Dude, there's so many… 573 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Yeah, so many fucking just… 574 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 What? 575 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 So many what? 576 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 So many lies. 577 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Stories. 578 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 There's so many stories. 579 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 There's so many alternate stories. 580 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 No, it's not an alternate story. 581 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Dude, there's a million stories. 582 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Dude, you look at the Red Cross going in there and saying this. 583 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000 And then you look at when they scraped the walls of the fucking chambers. 584 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Chambers. 585 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 And then you look at… 586 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 And then you look at the fucking Germans that built things. 587 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 And then you go to the Bolshevik revolutions. 588 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 And then you go to the Bolshevik revolutions. 589 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 But then they're using a wood door for the fucking chamber. 590 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Yeah, they're looking through it. 591 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 I mean, come on, man. 592 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 I don't think so. 593 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 I mean, here's the fucking deal. 594 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000 The fucking the air split thing wasn't even attached to the fucking chambers. 595 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Yeah, well, yeah. 596 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 And I mean, like you said, they test it. 597 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,000 I mean, that's a forever chemical that they couldn't find. 598 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,000 And the thing is, is that you can look at stuff and they're like, nope, it's completely wrong 599 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 than what you're thinking. 600 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Right. 601 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Even though, so the ultimate, okay, here's the fucking deal. 602 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 We talked about Robert Maxwell. 603 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah. 604 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 We talked about Epstein. 605 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 We talked about honeypots. 606 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,000 We talked about how they fucking used shit to blackmail you. 607 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Right. 608 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 And once they're done with you, what do they do? 609 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Kill ya. 610 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Exactly. 611 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 That's what they did to Robert Maxwell. 612 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 They fucking killed ya. 613 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 I mean, even their own people. 614 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Exactly. 615 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 They shot their own fucking people. 616 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Absolutely. 617 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 And they have the Samson option. 618 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 If you don't know about the Samson option, look into that. 619 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000 They will nuke everybody else because it's worse than the animal. 620 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Yeah. 621 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Yeah. 622 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Handable directive. 623 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 And you know why they call it the Samson option, right? 624 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Yeah, when he cut off his hair. 625 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Well, no, because Samson, well, they cut off his hair, but when he grew long enough again, 626 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 he killed himself. 627 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 There's probably something that's what you would. 628 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 He took those pillars apart to collapse the building, to kill everyone else. 629 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 He knew that he was going to also die. 630 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 But there's probably more into that. 631 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 So the Samson option, it's biblical. 632 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Yeah, it is. 633 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 It means that we will kill ourselves as well as everyone else. 634 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 We don't give a fuck. 635 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Well, Menorah is maybe more... 636 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,000 The Menorah, it should be called the Menorah fucking option or whatever. 637 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Yeah, right? 638 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Instead of the Samson thing. 639 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 You're a racist. 640 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Whatever. 641 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 I can't believe you. 642 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Larry's a racist, I can't believe you. 643 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 And we're Jim does not approve of him. 644 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Yeah. 645 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 But that's funny. 646 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Well, yeah, but there's... 647 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 And then we're just going to keep on... 648 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I mean, we could talk... 649 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 I can argue with you about this all day. 650 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Yeah. 651 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Because I'm going to tell you right now... 652 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 But you understand the Samson thing though. 653 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Why? 654 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Yes, Larry. 655 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 We've talked about this multiple fucking times. 656 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Multiple times. 657 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 What am I in a fucking... 658 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 What did I get kicked in the head by a mule or something? 659 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Yeah, you smoke so much weed, you don't even know what's going on anymore. 660 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Fuck me, man. 661 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 It takes you 45 minutes to realize you're on the podcast. 662 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I think you're gaslighting me, man. 663 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Yes, I am. 664 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I totally am. 665 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 And I'm going to say I'm monarcing you. 666 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I'm MK Ultra, and you and monarcing me at the same time. 667 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 So who are the two people that went after Trump in New York? 668 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 The A.G. and... 669 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Leticia James and fucking Elvin Bragg. 670 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Elvin Bragg. 671 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 So they are going to get fucked. 672 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Big time. 673 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 They're going after them. 674 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Did you hear Eric? 675 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Well, okay, listen. 676 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Eric Adams is meeting with Trump. 677 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 I'm going to tell you right now. 678 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 And supposedly he's got the dirt. 679 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Well, Mayor Adams fucking rolled over like a fucking bitch, first of all. 680 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 I listened. 681 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 He was on fucking talk talk, and I listened to him on talker. 682 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 And he cannot answer a question. 683 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 You wonder why? 684 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Because he can't fucking implicate himself on this. 685 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Well, I saw Mayor Adams... 686 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 What are you fucking doing? 687 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 I'm holding... 688 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Oh, the American flag isn't it? 689 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Yeah. 690 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I saw Mayor Adams on TV today. 691 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Yeah. 692 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 And he was with Tom Homan. 693 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Well, he started going to get stuff. 694 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 And he said, finally, someone that fucking agrees with, you know, what we need to do. 695 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Yeah, he's a better agree. 696 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Everybody say hi. 697 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Bellamy salute everybody for the flag, all right? 698 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Spalding is still under mouse arrest. 699 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Stop, get out of here. 700 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Bellamy salute for the flag. 701 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 American flag. 702 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Ready? 703 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 One, two, three. 704 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 That's a Bellamy salute if you don't know about that. 705 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Look that up. 706 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 But I just want to say... 707 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Oh, yeah, here's Larry's doll. 708 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 He's almost 60 years old. 709 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 He's not a doll. 710 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 He's a doll. 711 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 He's real. 712 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Oh, you got a fucking cabal breached on him. 713 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Oh, yeah. 714 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 He's a fucking menorah monster, too. 715 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 He's still under house arrest. 716 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 He keeps fucking up. 717 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 This is the second time... 718 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Bellamy, come out with your hands up. 719 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 He tried to steal my wallet, but... 720 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 He does. 721 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 He does do his steals. 722 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 I was sitting back here. 723 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,000 I thought he was sleeping and I was like, oh, suddenly it felt like my... 724 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 That was Larry. 725 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Larry's reaching in your pocket. 726 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000 He's trying to give you the old anal fish hook. 727 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 It's his finishing move, boys. 728 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 It is. 729 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 It's what I call the finisher. 730 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:16,000 He's going, hey, people go, that's fucking anal fish hook. 731 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,000 You saw the video I sent you where that guy pulled his pants down and stuck it. 732 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Yeah, that's fucking... 733 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Dude, I have a TV. 734 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 We need to start... 735 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Dude, those are Mexican finishing moves. 736 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Oh, I mean... 737 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Indian. 738 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Indian? 739 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Indian it. 740 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 No, no, no. 741 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 It's on a bus. 742 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 That's their finishing move. 743 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000 They got a lot of different moves, but it's always on a bus. 744 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Either that or it's my stone pile. 745 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 No, this was by a leg. 746 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,000 This guy's buddy, he like, he like, licked his fingers and he was like... 747 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 And the guy was... 748 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Slotless, man. 749 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 What are you watching? 750 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 This is on Instagram. 751 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 On Instagram. 752 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Yeah, the guy ran algorithm. 753 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Yeah, a lot of Indian shit. 754 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Yeah, it sounds like Indian shit. 755 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,000 And the guy just ran, and the guy fucking like jumped up and did a fucking rake. 756 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,000 What the fuck are you watching, dude? 757 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Oh, man. 758 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Fucking the jeets getting fingered in your pants. 759 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 They are the horniest of the horn. 760 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Now, why did he have his pants on? 761 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 The kid... 762 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Why was he bent over with his pants off? 763 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Oh, no, his pants weren't off. 764 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 He had his pants on. 765 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 He was just sitting there squatting. 766 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Oh, was he shitting or getting fingered in the ass? 767 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Neither. 768 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 But this guy... 769 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Oh, I thought he was getting fingered in the ass. 770 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 I ran his finger in his ass. 771 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 His pants were still on. 772 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Maybe his robe or whatever it was. 773 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 I see. 774 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 You better bring more fucking butter. 775 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 You better bring type content. 776 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Yeah, that was one little detail. 777 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 I know, yeah, I know. 778 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 The worst storyteller ever. 779 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 I'm not watching Gay Indian porn. 780 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Oh, yeah, okay. 781 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000 It sounds like the guy who's watching Gay Indian porn. 782 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,000 I mean, he literally picked up on that. 783 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 And he's retarded. 784 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000 He's done like 90 bongs today. 785 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,000 He was complaining that there was no water in the mall. 786 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000 And then the other guy's like, this thing hits too hard. 787 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 And they're like, give it to us, Pussy. 788 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Hey, by the way... 789 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 He didn't even know. 790 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Shout out to our buddy, Ryan. 791 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Lily, you're not just eating a buttered ass. 792 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 You fucking pussy. 793 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 No, I'm kidding. 794 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 You smoke that thing. 795 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 And, right, Raleigh. 796 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 What? 797 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Right? 798 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 We said we'd shout out Raleigh. 799 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Yeah, Ryan. 800 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 What's up, boys? 801 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 We love you guys. 802 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 You're the best. 803 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 You're the best. 804 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 You're the best. 805 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 I'm like, I'm not going to do anything. 806 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 I'm not going to do anything. 807 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 I'm not going to do anything. 808 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 What's up, guys? 809 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 I'm just going to get a big shot at you. 810 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Oh, man. 811 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Ryan, you're a fucking spy. 812 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Ryan is my punk rock protege. 813 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 I love that kid. 814 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 You're that fucking hat, dude. 815 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 You look like my real Hemingham. 816 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 You're the one that told me to wear it. 817 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Yeah, because you're a fucking spy. 818 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 You got your fucking spy shit on from fucking things? 819 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 You do everything he tells you to do? 820 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 No, walls. 821 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah, well, yeah. 822 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Someone needs to look at that wart. 823 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Oh shit. 824 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,860 Dr. Larry. 825 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,100 Fucking hate. 826 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,160 Being stupid. 827 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,000 You know what I mean. 828 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,560 Only on Thursdays. 829 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,880 Thursdays Friday. 830 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,360 Yeah, you fucking dummy. 831 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,200 Yeah. 832 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,320 Well, that's when you're a doctor. 833 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,960 Oh yeah, I see. 834 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,800 He even said he's. 835 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,000 Well, no, that is. 836 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,760 I pose as a doctor at times. 837 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,920 Oh my God. 838 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,080 There's a lawsuit waiting to happen. 839 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,640 He's like one of those old school doctors. 840 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,320 He's got that metal reflector thing. 841 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,280 No, he's just drunk all the way down. 842 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,080 Put the hole in the middle. 843 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,200 He's an old school doctor. 844 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,040 He's just fucking drunk, geeked out, 845 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,320 and fingering all the women. 846 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,480 He's an old school doctor. 847 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,320 Well, that's what I do at times. 848 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,120 I'm like, my type of doctor. 849 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,960 I think I'm a good one. 850 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,800 He's been doing months coming to examine and pre-examine. 851 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,680 If it's not too bad, I fucking do a little further. 852 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,520 And then I send him over to town. 853 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,960 It's critical how you like to molest women. 854 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,960 I love that. 855 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960 Do that on Valentine's Day. 856 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,840 Happy Valentine's Day. 857 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,160 Happy Valentine's Day, honey. 858 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,160 Mary, I love you. 859 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,520 My wife, Mary, out there, if you're going to watch this. 860 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,000 I know she doesn't. 861 00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,840 Doesn't matter what you say. 862 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,680 Which is probably good. 863 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,520 Yeah, I'll say you're lucky. 864 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,880 The worst thing is though, like one of her friends watches it 865 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,480 and then says something that I said. 866 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,600 Yeah, shout out to Sherry. 867 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,120 It's always worse. 868 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,360 It's always worse than what I actually said, 869 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,760 and then I got to watch it with her. 870 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,560 You have to show her. 871 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,360 But I don't. 872 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,920 I never do that. 873 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,880 Oh, yeah, this one's great. 874 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880 When he sticks his fingers in it. 875 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,880 Yeah, what the fuck? 876 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,880 I don't know. 877 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,960 I apologize to our fucking. 878 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,760 What the hell? 879 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,760 That's what I was talking about. 880 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,760 That's the one you were talking about. 881 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,560 I got that saved just for you guys. 882 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,800 You're going to put that on again. 883 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,560 That's a sad test. 884 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,080 You know what, listen, I don't fucking trust Elon Musk at all. 885 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,480 This fucking guy is really scaring me when he thinks about him. 886 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,040 Because he's a fucking billionaire. 887 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:41,840 One of them was. 888 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,840 Cool. 889 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,480 Because you know what when Clouse Schwab says, 890 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,960 vaccines and digital currency and all this shit, 891 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,960 we're like, oh, boo. 892 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,960 He ain't like that. 893 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,960 Huh? 894 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960 He ain't like that. 895 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:52,960 Dude, you're a really fucking banned party. 896 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,960 Let me tell you. 897 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,960 Let me tell you what I think. 898 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,960 People that don't like you. 899 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,520 Let me tell you what I think. 900 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,520 Yeah, OK. 901 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,800 The guy is on the spectrum. 902 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,800 He really is a fucking boomfaw. 903 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800 What's this dude thinking? 904 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,800 Yeah, I'm on the spectrum. 905 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,800 I just say the N-word. 906 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,800 I'm making millions of dollars. 907 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,800 Anyways. 908 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,800 Billions. 909 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800 He is truly out for the better. 910 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,800 Fucking. 911 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800 You know what? 912 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,800 The United States. 913 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 Nega. 914 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,800 He's out for the betterment of the United States. 915 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800 I truly believe. 916 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,800 Did you see his son? 917 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800 I don't think he's out to fuck us over. 918 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,800 Did you see his son? 919 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,800 That kid was cute. 920 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,800 Wait, in the White House? 921 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,800 Did you see him like, I don't think they had the cameras on him? 922 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,800 His name is X. 923 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800 And you saw him. 924 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800 Amazing. 925 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,800 His mouth was like, shut the fuck up. 926 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800 Yeah, but I think that's fake. 927 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,800 How dare you? 928 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,360 What do you mean how dare I? 929 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,800 You can't even fucking complete a story. 930 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,800 That little story. 931 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,800 Without having to be fake. 932 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,800 No, I never heard that, Kiki, but I believe. 933 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,800 You see him when he was sitting there in the fucking room with his mouth in his double 934 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:50,800 eye and then it's like he took his boogers out and wiped them on the door. 935 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,800 Yeah, that's a fucking genius. 936 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,800 And Trump just signed an executive order that hopefully no schools will get any funding. 937 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,800 I'm going to tell you right now. 938 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,800 He had his fucking fingers up his nose and then he put them in the elan's ears. 939 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800 Well, let's stop for a second. 940 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,800 Fuck and pump up your fucking numbers, Ice. 941 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,800 I don't give a fuck. 942 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,800 Obama was doing 22 to 2500 a day. 943 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,800 Pump that shit up. 944 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,800 Well, yeah. 945 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800 What the fuck? 946 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,800 They're complaining saying that they need more funding because they have no places to 947 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800 put them. 948 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,800 You know what? 949 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,800 Back where they came from. 950 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,800 And then they're actually releasing 6% of them. 951 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,800 Well, okay. 952 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,800 What do you mean? 953 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,680 Yeah, they're getting illegals. 954 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,800 They're releasing 6% because they're really, they're putting them on ankle bracelets. 955 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800 See what they've already been doing. 956 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,800 Making what they're like, either because of their illnesses or not. 957 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,800 We've been bamboozled by Trump. 958 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,800 They're really not. 959 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,800 That's what I'm saying. 960 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,800 I'm not really a bad offender. 961 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,800 Bamboozled by Trump? 962 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,800 Wow. 963 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,800 It's better than Kamala. 964 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,800 I know. 965 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,800 You keep saying that though. 966 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,800 And I understand that. 967 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,800 Well, we only had two choices. 968 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,800 I don't want the fucking better of the worse of the worse of the better. 969 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,800 Well, who do you want them? 970 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,800 You know what? 971 00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,800 The problem. 972 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,800 Here's the thing. 973 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,800 I want fucking out. 974 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,800 I want us to fucking, you know what? 975 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800 Go back in the ground. 976 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,800 Dig up Hitler's bones. 977 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,800 Let me fucking teach you something. 978 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800 And fucking re-animate him. 979 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800 Let me teach you something. 980 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,800 Oh. 981 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,800 Let me educate you. 982 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,800 Oh. 983 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,800 Let me educate you. 984 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,800 You were going to teach me something. 985 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,800 Would you like to crown? 986 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,800 Yeah, exactly. 987 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,800 Yeah. 988 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,800 Give him the fucking crown because he's a faggot. 989 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,800 Here. 990 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,800 Now it's a faggot crown. 991 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,800 Listen. 992 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,800 What? 993 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,240 You guys fucking, you got the government and then you got Trump. 994 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,640 He's not really part of the government. 995 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,700 Why would you fucking not like him? 996 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:38,440 Even if he's fucking a Jew or whatever, he still is not the fucking machine that fucking 997 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,440 hates us, man. 998 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,440 How do you know? 999 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,440 This nigger is fucking- 1000 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,440 He's got the crown on too. 1001 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,440 He's fucking- 1002 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,440 He's fucking- 1003 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,440 It's making even better. 1004 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,440 I'm lying. 1005 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,440 It totally came out like a nigger with the crown. 1006 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,440 He's got him on worth down. 1007 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,440 That was a second nature. 1008 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,440 He's doing the right thing, man. 1009 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,440 And he has to look at a visual because I got a burger getting crowned so we could say 1010 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,440 the N word. 1011 00:29:52,440 --> 00:30:04,200 Like our constituent on the south, on the plane. 1012 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,200 I'm the air place. 1013 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,200 Okay, so fucking what, Larry? 1014 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,200 What do you say? 1015 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,200 I agree with you. 1016 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,200 I just think that- 1017 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,040 First of all, he's the president and part of the government. 1018 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,120 Well, no, but here's the thing. 1019 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,600 That's why they don't want him so bad. 1020 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,440 That's why they hate him so much. 1021 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,440 Who? 1022 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,440 Israel? 1023 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,440 Mitch McConnell. 1024 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,440 Israel loves him. 1025 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,440 First of all, I'm going to tell you- 1026 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,440 I don't care about Israel. 1027 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,440 I'm talking about the United States. 1028 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,440 Oh my God. 1029 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,440 I'm talking about the United States. 1030 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,440 Yeah, I'm talking about- 1031 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,440 Jews that run our country. 1032 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,440 I don't care about fucking Israel. 1033 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,440 But you should care about Israel. 1034 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,440 They're sending them $100 billion. 1035 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,360 They shut off aid everywhere else. 1036 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:40,440 They shut down USAID and they took their money and they diverted it to fucking Israel. 1037 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,440 So we could kill- 1038 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,440 Where the fuck did you hear that? 1039 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,440 What do you mean? 1040 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,240 Where did you hear that they took the money that they shut down from? 1041 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,440 What else are they spending if they're giving Israel $100 billion? 1042 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,440 They're not spending it nowhere, man. 1043 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,200 It's taxpayer money. 1044 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,200 And they send it to Israel? 1045 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,440 No, they're not. 1046 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,440 Trump's not sending- 1047 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,440 Kiki. 1048 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,440 Not all of it. 1049 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,960 Oh man. 1050 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,600 You are in the middle of the road cocky, if I'm not. 1051 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,600 I swear to God. 1052 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,480 Not all of it. 1053 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,440 If I give you a piece of Lou Mellonati, you'd be like, all of it. 1054 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,440 You would totally- 1055 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,440 By the way, flip-flop like a fucking Fanook Faggot. 1056 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,440 You got a piece of Lou's? 1057 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,440 No, not anymore. 1058 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,440 You missed your opportunity. 1059 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,440 I'm going to feed it to the possum outside. 1060 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,440 You got to watch. 1061 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,440 Damn it. 1062 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,440 You got to fight him for it. 1063 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,440 My God. 1064 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,440 You and your fucking- 1065 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,440 Oh, your fucking sodium fucking hands. 1066 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,440 Well, I just think that Trump is an outsider and I'm fucking down with outsiders because 1067 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,440 I'm an outsider. 1068 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,440 How do you think he's an outsider? 1069 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,440 He's not. 1070 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,440 How is he an outsider? 1071 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,440 You know what I'm saying. 1072 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,440 That's what Connell's been voting against the forever. 1073 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440 Absolutely. 1074 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,440 All those cunts are voting against him, man. 1075 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,440 What does that mean? 1076 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,440 Because he do this all the time. 1077 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,440 Look at this Chaney. 1078 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,440 Why would he vote against someone that's doing the fucking common sense thing? 1079 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,440 Look at Thomas Massey. 1080 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,440 You got to be a fucking asshole. 1081 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,440 Thomas Massey is the only man not controlled by A-Pack. 1082 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,440 And every time he fucking votes, the fucking- 1083 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:12,440 They spent $200,000 to get A-Pack, they get Thomas Massey and the ADL attacked him. 1084 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,440 To fucking- 1085 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,440 And then all of a sudden his wife dies mysteriously. 1086 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,440 After he goes on Tucker and says a couple of little things like the ADL is handlers 1087 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,440 and A-Pack has handlers inside our government. 1088 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,440 Well, even looking at Matt Gaetz, he was the only one that took money from the fucking- 1089 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440 And then we want to talk about the story with Matt Gaetz. 1090 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,440 A 25 million when they had an Iraqi guy fucking- 1091 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,440 Or in Iraq, they had a CIA operative that was undercover. 1092 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,440 Oh, yeah. 1093 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,440 And then fucking they came back to him and said, 1094 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,440 If you pay $25 million because that guy fudged that lady's fucking driver- 1095 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,440 Well, they did. 1096 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,440 There's license- 1097 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440 But here, that's the other- 1098 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,440 They should have- 1099 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,440 They do that shit to him all the time though. 1100 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,440 Yeah, he was a Stein or a stain. 1101 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,440 He comes from a millionaire family. 1102 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,440 He's used to that. 1103 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,440 Matt Gaetz. 1104 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,440 No, he's not used to what happened. 1105 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,440 They fucking come at him all the time. 1106 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,440 Right, they set him up, but- 1107 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440 But why do they set him up? 1108 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,440 He's- 1109 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,440 That's the problem. 1110 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,440 Right, but here's the thing. 1111 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,440 No, it's not used to going fucking partying and fucking banging chicks. 1112 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,440 It's not that, Larry. 1113 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,440 He was under false pretense. 1114 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,440 Yeah, and it was proven already. 1115 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440 And then it was proven- 1116 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,440 It's a real- 1117 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,440 The fucking Mossad was involved in this shit. 1118 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,440 But what was he gonna be- 1119 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,440 Wait, what did Trump want him to be the director of? 1120 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440 I don't know. 1121 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,440 Underage chicks. 1122 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,440 Young snitch. 1123 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,440 Hot underage chicks. 1124 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,440 But I don't think- 1125 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,440 Like, he's not taking any money from them, is he? 1126 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,440 Matt Gaetz? 1127 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,440 Yeah. 1128 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,440 No, because he's not in anything anymore. 1129 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,440 He had to fucking quit Congress. 1130 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,440 But I think that's why they didn't want him in there though. 1131 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,440 That's the whole thing. 1132 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440 It's like- 1133 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,440 Okay, listen, I'm gonna go back- 1134 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,440 Wait, no, he didn't- 1135 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,440 Hakeem Jeffries- 1136 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,440 Hakeem Jeffries is a piece of shit. 1137 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,440 Okay, now, but listen though. 1138 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,440 He's a piece of shit, but he was in the squad with AOC and all those fucking crazy people. 1139 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,440 Hakeem Jeffries spoke out against Israel and started saying Zionism. 1140 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440 You know what they did? 1141 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:52,440 Bam, ADO fucking pumped the most amount of money ever in the New York election. 1142 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,440 Oh yeah, against the left. 1143 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,440 I think it was like two to three hundred thousand dollars. 1144 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,440 The most- 1145 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,440 Hundred thousand? 1146 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,440 It's probably two to three hundred million. 1147 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,440 Well, no, I'm just saying- 1148 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,440 Not happy about that. 1149 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,440 No, no, no, no, no, never this small of an election. 1150 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,440 But there was- 1151 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,440 What election? 1152 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,440 New York City. 1153 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,440 It's a small- 1154 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,440 It's like AOC, dude. 1155 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,440 I think AOC, there's like- 1156 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,440 It's like 12,000- 1157 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,440 It's like Congress or Senate or something, man. 1158 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,440 There's like 12,000 people voting for it. 1159 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,440 But the fucking- 1160 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,440 The ADL came in, they fucking got Hakeem Jeffries out, which he is a piece of shit. 1161 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:22,440 But he spoke his word and he did shackles over morals, which I respect him for. 1162 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,440 Okay? 1163 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:28,440 And the ADL came in, pushed him out and got a fucking Zionist conformist in there. 1164 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,440 Z-O-G, look up Ruby Ridge. 1165 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,440 Yeah, but that doesn't matter how small you are. 1166 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,440 They fucking- 1167 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,440 They put everything on you. 1168 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,440 This fucking guy. 1169 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,440 Oh my God. 1170 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,440 Yeah, exactly. 1171 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,440 You know when I got him, he laughs and then he flicks me off. 1172 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440 That's when he's really hammered. 1173 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440 Yeah. 1174 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440 But here, you want the fucking ball? 1175 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,440 It is crazy. 1176 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,440 I'll tell you what, man, the day of rock and roll, nothing's better than that. 1177 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,440 And I got three tracks done. 1178 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,440 We got 11 tracks done for our new Catacronic album. 1179 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,440 It's 30 minutes. 1180 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,440 I mean, we're gonna talk music down. 1181 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,440 That's the longest fucking thing we- 1182 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,440 I'm just talking to Kamal Smith. 1183 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,440 Well, I can say something that may be a little better than that. 1184 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,440 Excuse me. 1185 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,440 Yeah. 1186 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,440 He took off three times today. 1187 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,440 Wow. 1188 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,440 Wow. 1189 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,440 Even better than that. 1190 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,440 There's nothing better than that. 1191 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,440 Well, three young men. 1192 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,440 I mean, you better share those fucking- 1193 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,440 You better share those squirrel covers if you're sniffing. 1194 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,440 Three legal youngins. 1195 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,440 Yeah, that's cool. 1196 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,440 Man. 1197 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,440 Would you fight them all at once? 1198 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,440 Yeah, I would. 1199 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,440 I mean, what did you just admit to? 1200 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,440 Because I'm really confused. 1201 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,440 You said three legal young- 1202 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,440 No, real young young youngins. 1203 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,440 Three legal youngins, huh? 1204 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,440 Some prostitutes? 1205 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,440 No, I don't have to be prostitutes. 1206 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,440 No, I'm asking him. 1207 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,440 What did you do? 1208 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,440 Why are you talking in fucking cyphers? 1209 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,440 I didn't do anything. 1210 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,440 I'm just saying what would be better than that. 1211 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,440 I mean, you better share those fucking- 1212 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,440 You better share those squirrel covers if you're sniffing. 1213 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,440 I'm just saying what would be better. 1214 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,440 Oh, man. 1215 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,440 I thought you were talking about- 1216 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,440 He was already starting to whack it off over there. 1217 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,440 I'm like, well, wait. 1218 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,440 Yeah, wait, wait, wait, three youngins. 1219 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,440 We're looking for something you did today because I had a really productive day. 1220 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,440 Yeah, he's like, give me the Confederate flag. 1221 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,440 Yeah, and when you said three youngins, I'm like, wait a minute. 1222 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,440 Oh, shit. 1223 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440 Yeah, dude, you are the worst story- 1224 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,440 Why don't you call me in the daytime, I'm wondering. 1225 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,440 Yeah, well, if I had three youngins, I ain't calling nobody. 1226 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,440 Well, maybe you need to fucking- 1227 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,440 There's a fourth one. 1228 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,440 I'm so confused. 1229 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,440 You two retards just keep talking and I'm so- 1230 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,440 We understand. 1231 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,440 I know, it's fun. 1232 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,440 I know you do. 1233 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,440 Some retarded fucking- 1234 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,440 I've got- 1235 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,440 Lord have mercy. 1236 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,440 You better say the n-word soon because you have the crown on your head. 1237 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440 Please. 1238 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,440 There we go. 1239 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,440 All right, should we do our new bit? 1240 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,440 Sure. 1241 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,440 So for Black History Month, here's the deal. 1242 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,440 We're going to do our bit. 1243 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,440 I mean, why do you have to do that when the megaphone is on? 1244 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,440 Obviously, Duntarius gets arrested. 1245 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,440 If you listened last week- 1246 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,440 Oh, yeah, this is an ongoing theme for Black History Month. 1247 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,440 Should we do a little recap? 1248 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,440 No, no, no, no, no. 1249 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,440 You should put on the thing, dude. 1250 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,440 My dashiki? 1251 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,440 Yeah. 1252 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,440 No. 1253 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,440 He's a cop today. 1254 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,440 I'm a cop today. 1255 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,440 Thank you, Kiki. 1256 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,440 I mean, I am not the robber in this scenario. 1257 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,440 Someone should always be wearing it during Black History Month. 1258 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,440 Well, then wear the dashiki, dude. 1259 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,440 Shit, motherfucker. 1260 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,440 Yeah, I mean, you look like fucking Stevie Wonder with Gaines. 1261 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440 That was a good one. 1262 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,440 It really was. 1263 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,440 You're fucking hilarious. 1264 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,440 Oh, Kiki loved it. 1265 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,440 Fucking Thunder dies over here, loved it. 1266 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,440 What are you laughing at? 1267 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,440 Ah, fuck, silly tonight. 1268 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,440 So then we'll- 1269 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440 Oh, man. 1270 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,440 At Saddlex, dude. 1271 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,440 You're gonna make it rain, dicks. 1272 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440 Oh, man, it's got pockets. 1273 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,440 Look at it. 1274 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,440 You got to spit that out. 1275 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,440 It's got pockets. 1276 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,440 I can put my one-hitter box. 1277 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,440 There you go. 1278 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,440 Dude, you can keep your sickle cell medication. 1279 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,440 That's it. 1280 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,440 Sickle cell and AIDS on one side, sickle cell medication on the other. 1281 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440 Food stamps in the oven. 1282 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,440 Food stamps on the left. 1283 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,440 Dates, medication, and diet bags. 1284 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,440 Dates and food stamps. 1285 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,440 Oh, man. 1286 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,440 That should be your- 1287 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,440 That's the next song, diet bags. 1288 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,440 Dime bags with food stamps. 1289 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,440 That's what I'm gonna record now, man. 1290 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,440 I'm writing that down. 1291 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,440 Fuck, man. 1292 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,440 Let me tell you. 1293 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,440 That's your name. 1294 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:24,440 If you follow us on Twitter, man, we're gonna release something that is just so horrendous. 1295 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,440 There was a recording session after the last pop. 1296 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,440 No, it wasn't a recording session at all. 1297 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,440 It was just a- 1298 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,440 It was just a- what is that called, Leary Niner? 1299 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,440 A jam session. 1300 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,440 Yeah, jam session. 1301 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,440 Yeah. 1302 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,440 It was good. 1303 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,440 Needles, let me see the crown. 1304 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,440 Let me see the crown. 1305 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,440 Needles doesn't niggatow. 1306 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,440 Oh, my God. 1307 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,440 I hope this- man, please cancel us, because I don't make a small pop in it, which I don't want. 1308 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,440 I don't want. 1309 00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,440 We went and saw- 1310 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,440 I'll tell you what, me and Needles went to- 1311 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,440 We went and saw a fucking Tripoli, Sam Tripoli. 1312 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,440 You back-dude, man. 1313 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,440 It was fucking hilarious. 1314 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,440 Yeah, he's a good dude. 1315 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,440 That's almost last time, man. 1316 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:18,440 Yeah, but it was even funnier somehow, and he didn't even really tell any real jokes. 1317 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,440 It was great. 1318 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,440 He did, but- 1319 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,440 Yeah, but he kind of got a lot of crowd work, and it was very funny, and- 1320 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,440 Whatever, man, Sam Tripoli's a man. 1321 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,440 You missed it. 1322 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,440 It was good. 1323 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,440 You're a dummy. 1324 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,440 I'm like, damn, kiddie. 1325 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,440 Why did he get a dummy, because he missed it? 1326 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,440 He wasn't feeling good. 1327 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,440 I was spraying the bowl. 1328 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,440 I forgot. 1329 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,440 I'm sorry. 1330 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,440 I mean, dude, you just attack him? 1331 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,440 Yeah. 1332 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,440 He doesn't even remember what happened. 1333 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,440 I totally remember. 1334 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,440 You're a fucking faggot. 1335 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,440 You didn't go. 1336 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,440 Yeah, I'm sick, dude. 1337 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,440 Aw, man. 1338 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,440 I'm sorry. 1339 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,440 Stupid theory. 1340 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,440 And the cool thing is, because he's a fucking cool guy, he's out on earth. 1341 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,440 Yeah. 1342 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,440 He was very- 1343 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,440 He helped us, which is cool, man. 1344 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,440 He remembered us. 1345 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,440 He's a hand- 1346 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,440 I don't know about that. 1347 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,440 I think he did, man. 1348 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440 No, he did not remember us, Larry. 1349 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,440 Motherfucking- 1350 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,440 You'd better be worried if he remembered you. 1351 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440 All right, here we are. 1352 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,440 Excited to be building. 1353 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,440 Gunterious, we know you're in there. 1354 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,440 Come out with your hands up. 1355 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,440 Here's the thing. 1356 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,440 Here's the thing. 1357 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:17,440 When I'm on the road, and I fucking go to a town, and I meet someone, and then meet 1358 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,440 him again, I remember that. 1359 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,440 Casual encounters, that's called Larry. 1360 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,440 I remember him again. 1361 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,440 I remember him again. 1362 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,440 I remember him. 1363 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,440 I remember him. 1364 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,440 You and your portable glory hole. 1365 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,440 Come down to town. 1366 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,440 The best thing is playing guitar inside the glory hole. 1367 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,440 All he was doing was magic. 1368 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:37,440 This is like Stevie Ray Vaughn coming out of the refrigerator box. 1369 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,440 That's great. 1370 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,440 You walked into that one. 1371 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:52,440 He mouthing into the house. 1372 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,440 Did I really? 1373 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,440 What's that? 1374 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,440 I didn't walk into anything. 1375 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440 Backwards and usual. 1376 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,440 It's like when you ride your bike some boys out. 1377 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,440 You tell them I remember every casual encounter. 1378 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,440 Yeah, I remember all those casual encounters. 1379 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,440 Man, I mean, he keeps on saying that. 1380 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,440 Here's the other thing. 1381 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,440 I mean, you need an age test. 1382 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,440 You can't just keep saying that. 1383 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,440 I mean, that is a complete different. 1384 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,440 Let me just tell you. 1385 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,440 Yeah, just say I met somebody. 1386 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,440 Don't take casual encounters. 1387 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,440 Any fucking people out there watching this, 1388 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,440 if you come happen to see my band in whatever city, 1389 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,440 I'm down for casual encounters. 1390 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,440 That's all. 1391 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,440 Dude, we do not promote the Lord. 1392 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,440 Oh my God. 1393 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,440 Yeah, you're a dagger sucker. 1394 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,440 Sword swallower. 1395 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,440 That's what I was looking for. 1396 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,440 That's how he promotes his act. 1397 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:40,440 Larry the sword swallower. 1398 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,440 I'm talking to the ladies. 1399 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,440 Yeah, oh, you finally said it. 1400 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,440 I mean, it took you like two minutes. 1401 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,440 Okay. 1402 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,440 Casual encounters. 1403 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,440 Why would I have to fucking differentiate? 1404 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,440 We're looking for the black guy with the ashy elbows. 1405 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,440 Come out with your elbows up. 1406 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:02,440 And we're still taking donations for the sniffing movie. 1407 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,440 Yeah, first of all, I'm very mad at my kids. 1408 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,440 So I'm very mad at my constituents. 1409 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,440 And I'm going to say this out loud. 1410 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,440 We were supposed to have a slave auction today. 1411 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,440 And I asked my guys if they could come up with two to three, 1412 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,440 a one, two people. 1413 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440 I couldn't fucking. 1414 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,440 You have five guys here. 1415 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,440 No, everyone had to leave. 1416 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,440 Did you ask them? 1417 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,440 Yeah. 1418 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,440 Killian had to rush out because of his Valentine's Day. 1419 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,440 And we were like, you know, that's the shitty thing 1420 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,440 on his Valentine's Day. 1421 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,440 Ryan wanted to rush out because he's on the double fucking date. 1422 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,440 Made up holiday by the government. 1423 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,440 Another thing. 1424 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,440 And then Holly had to rush out because he's driving. 1425 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,440 Do you know how many people get into fights today 1426 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,440 and break up just because of a fictitious holiday today? 1427 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,440 Dude, you know when it comes to, 1428 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,440 when I was at Walgreens getting batteries. 1429 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,440 Yeah. 1430 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,440 Oh my God. 1431 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,440 I love it. 1432 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,440 You're buying big batteries. 1433 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,440 Happy Valentine's Day. 1434 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,440 Everybody else had the cheat of roses. 1435 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,440 We needed huge batteries for the megaphone. 1436 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,440 And Kiki had to go get them for his fucking ass. 1437 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,440 Look at this fucking faggot. 1438 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,440 He's got such a big ass. 1439 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,440 He's got such a big ass. 1440 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,440 You're like, I ate Lou Melonades. 1441 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,440 Buying C batteries. 1442 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,440 Like what the hell are you running, kid? 1443 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,440 C batteries in a bottle of fucking black. 1444 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,440 What was that fucking Boone's Farm? 1445 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,440 Oh man. 1446 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,440 It was funny. 1447 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,440 All the cheap fucking Valentine's Day shit. 1448 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,440 Every guy was buying last month. 1449 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,440 Last month. 1450 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,440 Fucking card or you're fucking gay. 1451 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440 Every little card board, fucking heart box. 1452 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,440 Valentine's Day is gay. 1453 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,440 It is. 1454 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,440 Another government thing. 1455 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,440 Here's a fucking deal. 1456 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,440 I know. 1457 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,440 I'm glad my lady was like, fuck that. 1458 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,440 Yeah. 1459 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440 Good. 1460 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,440 She's gonna peg you for Valentine's Day. 1461 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,440 That's her treat to you. 1462 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,440 Oh man, keep your meat hooks on the bed. 1463 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440 Oh man. 1464 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,440 But it's just another made up thing to fucking fuck with people. 1465 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,440 I mean, even, it's amongst all races. 1466 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,440 Right. 1467 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,440 What do they mean? 1468 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,440 Like it's a fucking huge side out, man. 1469 00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,440 They really figured that one out. 1470 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,440 Think about this shit. 1471 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,440 Oh, you're fucking broad. 1472 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,440 Everybody rushes in and they jack the fucking prices up for fucking one day. 1473 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,440 Yeah. 1474 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,440 You know what? 1475 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,440 There's some stupid fucking card board card. 1476 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,440 There's a couple fucking bumps turnaround. 1477 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,440 That's what we're gonna do for Valentine's. 1478 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,440 Absolutely. 1479 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,440 You know what? 1480 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,440 I didn't get my wife anything for Valentine's Day. 1481 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,440 We already know that, Larry. 1482 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,440 I mean, you already said that. 1483 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,440 You ain't got coffee in the gym with your band. 1484 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,440 My wife didn't do anything special for me either. 1485 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440 You're at her sister's. 1486 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,440 There's no cards. 1487 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,440 Shit, that's great. 1488 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,440 Her sister got a car, but here's the thing, man. 1489 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,440 Everyone picked up her fucking amniolence. 1490 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:36,440 My wife has an awesome husband who's fucking cool as fuck. 1491 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,440 First of all, Einstein never talked about himself that way. 1492 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,440 No, but that's her gift. 1493 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,440 Is your perception of yourself? 1494 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,440 No, she thinks I'm cool. 1495 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,440 No, she does not. 1496 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,440 I know. 1497 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,440 I talk to her all the time. 1498 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,440 Oh, okay. 1499 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,440 She's like this fucking guy. 1500 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,440 If you fucking do, you can't even walk outside without slipping. 1501 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,440 Okay. 1502 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,440 Doing drain-o. 1503 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,440 Motherfucker, I shovel the driveway. 1504 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,440 Oh, look at you. 1505 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,440 And the best is it's all stone. 1506 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,440 That's why you're retarded. 1507 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,440 We should come and videotape that. 1508 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,440 Yes, we should. 1509 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,440 We could put it in the fucking... 1510 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,440 I think it's snowing again, sad or... 1511 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,440 And only fans of Larry just fucking shoveling the driveway. 1512 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,440 Jamming. 1513 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,440 Yeah, you missed... 1514 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,440 It is fucking Goi shorts. 1515 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,440 You missed Crab. 1516 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,440 Yeah. 1517 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,440 Well, here's the thing. 1518 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,440 I had a recording session with Haska came over. 1519 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,440 And I was like, you know what? 1520 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,440 We're making this album and I don't fucking care. 1521 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,440 Man, for a fucking sugar baby, you sure are busy. 1522 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,440 I know. 1523 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,440 Well, I like doing it, so I don't mind. 1524 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,440 But here's the thing. 1525 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:47,440 I also, the night I missed Crab, I put on timers and did one minute of sit-ups, one minute of push-ups, one minute of... 1526 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,440 Oh, come on, man. 1527 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,440 You know, the whole thing that made us do it? 1528 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,440 Now we're going to talk about your work around... 1529 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:58,440 I'm just saying because I didn't want to miss it, but at the same time, I really wanted to fucking... 1530 00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,440 And here's the other thing. 1531 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,440 Haska told me, I'm going to come over on this date like a month ago. 1532 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,440 And I'm like, okay. 1533 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,440 Kind of like a roller, right? 1534 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,440 Yeah. 1535 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,440 A month ago. 1536 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,440 A month ago, yeah. 1537 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,440 Fucking asshole. 1538 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,440 So when the date came up, I can't tell them, oh, I got Crab and God, I can't do it. 1539 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,440 So I just fucking said, okay, yeah, see you later. 1540 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,440 Yeah, well, yeah, it's not going to miss nothing. 1541 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,440 We have a test next week. 1542 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,440 Do we? 1543 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,440 I won't be there, no. 1544 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,440 Oh yeah, you won't be there next week, so... 1545 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,440 I might not do the test because it's just like a Jewish thing. 1546 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,440 I know it's not a Jewish thing at all. 1547 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,440 It's the fucking test. 1548 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,440 It is a Jewish thing. 1549 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,440 Not at all. 1550 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,440 That's the least Jewish thing ever, actually. 1551 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,440 Well, no, but them actually breaking it down. 1552 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,440 So you have to pay 50 bucks for a test. 1553 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,440 That's the least Jewish thing that's Jewish ever. 1554 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,440 You know what I mean? At least they're not reading the Torah or the fucking Talmud. 1555 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,440 Yeah, but they're... 1556 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,440 They're doing it a little bit. 1557 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:56,440 They're teaching you how to bite people and fucking kill children and have your way with them. 1558 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,440 That's pretty Jewish. 1559 00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,440 Exactly, there we go. 1560 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,440 Now we finally agreed on something. 1561 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:07,440 Yeah, so how come your brother-in-law doesn't put you to work? 1562 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,440 He hates me, man. 1563 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,440 He hates me. 1564 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,440 He thinks I'm a junkie. 1565 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,440 He calls me Sid Vicious. 1566 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,440 You're a goi. 1567 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:20,440 Yeah, but not only that, but he just doesn't like me and stuff. 1568 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,440 I freak him out. 1569 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,440 So he's judgmental? 1570 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,440 I remember when his fucking... 1571 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:33,440 I got my tooth knocked off from a microphone when I first lost my first fucking front grill tooth. 1572 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:39,440 And I showed up when my niece's son was born and he's there because he's the grandfather. 1573 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,440 He's like, would you get in a fight because I had a missing tooth? 1574 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,440 He just thinks I'm an asshole. 1575 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,440 We know you're in there, Don Perrius. 1576 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,440 Come out with your elbows up. 1577 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,440 Larry's stories get boring that time. 1578 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,440 Yeah, but you know, you get the picture. 1579 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,440 You get the picture. 1580 00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,440 Yeah, that sucks. 1581 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,440 He just fucking... 1582 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,440 Larry is a show for the Jews. 1583 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,440 He's like, you know, these kids are fucking junkies and asshole. 1584 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,440 And he's a little over the D, too. 1585 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,440 He's lying. 1586 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:16,440 I mean, fucking A, you just said it out loud. 1587 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,440 So he calls him and says something. 1588 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,440 Yeah, he's called a spade a spade, if you know what I mean, because he's got that shirt on. 1589 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,440 It's perfect. 1590 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,440 That was good. 1591 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,440 All right, here we go. 1592 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,440 This is the fucking greatest story ever. 1593 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,440 That's Larry's life story. 1594 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,440 Well, I mean, that's pretty simple. 1595 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,440 I mean, you know, we could tell that in five minutes. 1596 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,440 But he's still stuck in the building. 1597 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,440 So we'll get back to him in a minute. 1598 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,440 Yeah, his mom's covering. 1599 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,440 Colorado teacher arrested for having sex with special needs student, giving them fentanyl, 1600 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,440 and telling them to murder another teacher. 1601 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,440 Oh, man. 1602 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,440 A special need. 1603 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,440 Let me read that title again. 1604 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:08,440 Colorado teacher arrested for having sex with a special needs student, giving them fentanyl, 1605 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,440 and telling them to murder another teacher. 1606 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,440 Oh, my God. 1607 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:17,440 Imagine how much you can get a high fucking retard fentanyl fucking kid. 1608 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,440 You fuck a fentanyl kid. 1609 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,440 Dude, I mean, you're gonna kill anybody. 1610 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:25,440 And you put that that cheeky hat on, and he started talking ghetto. 1611 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,440 I mean, your sentences don't even make sense. 1612 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,440 I had a... 1613 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,440 Imagine what you can get a fucking... 1614 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,440 He said every word after the other word. 1615 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,440 Imagine what you can get a fucking retard. 1616 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,440 That's a good word. 1617 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:44,440 Imagine what you can get a retard that you get high, what you can get him to do after you fuck him, actually. 1618 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,440 And you don't even have to get him high. 1619 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,440 Let's start at the base level. 1620 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,440 Who knows? 1621 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,440 She gave him fentanyl. 1622 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,440 I don't know what she named him. 1623 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,440 You know what she named him? 1624 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,440 You get the base level. 1625 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,440 Retard strafe. 1626 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,440 Yeah. 1627 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440 That's the base. 1628 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,440 That's where you start. 1629 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,440 He can rip a tree out of the ground. 1630 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,440 He's stronger than Kiki. 1631 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,440 I don't know about that. 1632 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,440 A little, maybe. 1633 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,440 And all she had to do was show him titty, and he probably would have done anything. 1634 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,440 No, no, no. 1635 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,440 It says she was having relations. 1636 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,440 No, no, but all she had to do was show him titty. 1637 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,440 Here's the thing. 1638 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,440 That retired strafe translates into ghetto. 1639 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,440 See, now look at... 1640 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,440 I came up with the base. 1641 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,440 Here's the base now. 1642 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,440 You know what I mean? 1643 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,440 All right. 1644 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,440 Now, let's add titties. 1645 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,440 Seriously. 1646 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,440 Oh, man. 1647 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:30,440 The teacher was probably like, I want retards trained titties for the first time. 1648 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,440 Oh, man. 1649 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,440 That's like a million fireworks going off. 1650 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,440 Yeah. 1651 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,440 Talk about a red rocket coming out. 1652 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,440 And then us, Nukin North Korea at the same time. 1653 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,440 Yeah. 1654 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,440 Oh, man. 1655 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,440 So you got retard strength. 1656 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,440 You got Fanny and titties. 1657 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,440 So did he kill? 1658 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,440 Did he kill any? 1659 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,440 Now you got Fentanyl. 1660 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,440 Oh, man. 1661 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,440 That guy got hit with a trifacta. 1662 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,440 Sleevy retard strength. 1663 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:51,440 Here's the thing though. 1664 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,440 Here's the thing though. 1665 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:57,440 The teacher wanted to fucking get fucked real hard with some dope dick where the kid would 1666 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,440 never fucking use it. 1667 00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:59,440 Larry, I don't think it was that. 1668 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,440 That's why she was getting in the fentanyl. 1669 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,440 No. 1670 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,440 Because he would have killed the other teacher just by giving him some pussy. 1671 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,440 Yeah. 1672 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,440 Oh, like he would have went right away. 1673 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,440 Yeah. 1674 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,440 Yeah. 1675 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,440 I think so. 1676 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,440 Did she like say have fun, right, man? 1677 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,440 I mean... 1678 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:13,440 Right. 1679 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,440 The teacher, I'm assuming that the teacher was a woman and she wanted to get fucked more. 1680 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,440 I mean, you guys know what it's like to fuck when you're on dope. 1681 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,440 Let me read this. 1682 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,440 Yeah, I'll read it. 1683 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,440 A little epitaph, or shall I say? 1684 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,440 Yeah, you're going forever. 1685 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,440 Yeah. 1686 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,440 So the teacher probably thought about this retard to plow the shit out of me. 1687 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,440 Oh, listen. 1688 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,440 It's more than that, Larry, but listen to this. 1689 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:39,440 Thousands upon thousands of messages were sent by you or to the student and vice versa. 1690 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,440 Man, those messages. 1691 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,440 I like cake. 1692 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,440 I have to... 1693 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,440 You want to see me play with my guys? 1694 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,440 Like rollers. 1695 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,440 Rollers, especially. 1696 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,440 And the teacher probably says... 1697 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,440 The teacher probably jiggles. 1698 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,440 The teacher probably says, I just shoved some cake in my twat. 1699 00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,440 Come on over. 1700 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,440 Jesus, Larry, what are you doing? 1701 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,440 Well, no, I mean, he's a retard and she's a teacher. 1702 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,440 Why are you being so crass? 1703 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,440 Because I'm a crass fucker. 1704 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,440 I mean... 1705 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,440 God, Sheiky really brings out the bad in you. 1706 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,440 She knows what he likes. 1707 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,440 Right here for the old self. 1708 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,440 She knows what she likes. 1709 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,440 Here we go. 1710 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,440 Listen. 1711 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,440 She introduced the teenagers to illegal and deadly drugs, including fentanyl. 1712 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,440 So there was other drugs too. 1713 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,440 Maybe he was smoking racks, dude. 1714 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,440 I mentioned re-carded hacks, dude. 1715 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,440 That's terrible. 1716 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:27,440 Oh my God. 1717 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,440 That won't be good. 1718 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,440 That's a good band name. 1719 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,440 He's out spying on racks. 1720 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,440 He's out spying on looking out the window and shit. 1721 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,440 She's right here. 1722 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,440 It's a little fentanyl to come down. 1723 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:40,440 She also attempted to get the boy to bring a gun to their sexual encounters, which is 1724 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,440 kind of weird. 1725 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,440 I mean... 1726 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,440 And it's hot. 1727 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,440 How do you trust it? 1728 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,440 It's hot. 1729 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,440 It's hot with a gun. 1730 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,440 It's hot when you're banging on. 1731 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,440 Yeah. 1732 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,440 Honestly, if anybody you could probably trust, it is a real... 1733 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:53,440 I don't know. 1734 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:54,440 I'll let you know. 1735 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,440 You're thinking for a cab gun. 1736 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,440 Let's start with you. 1737 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,440 Is there a picture of this gun? 1738 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,440 Yes. 1739 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,040 Well, when he shows up, you gotta say, let me hold the gun. 1740 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,040 Let me check. 1741 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,040 Make sure it's not loaded. 1742 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:07,400 I mean, and then she wanted this fucking silly string to fucking shoot a fellow faculty 1743 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,840 member in the school. 1744 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,840 Come on. 1745 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,840 Man. 1746 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,840 That's what I'm really fucking... 1747 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,840 What he is. 1748 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,840 Yeah. 1749 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,400 in the shoot. The other teacher with the gun. 1750 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,500 Dude, you know what? I'm going to tell you right now, 1751 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:19,300 retards have huge dicks. 1752 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:20,840 They really do. 1753 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,640 All retards? 1754 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,280 You and your geeky. You can't even say anything right now. 1755 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,480 He's been dead in so much. 1756 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,280 Something left him like, they're next. 1757 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,440 They're next for trouble. 1758 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,280 It's all dead. 1759 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,320 It's the length of the girth. 1760 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,320 You can use it. 1761 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,720 It goes straight into a vault. 1762 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,320 It goes straight into the dick. 1763 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,400 If you gave that kid a blue shoe and set him loose 1764 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,960 and put him in a boys' town, 1765 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:48,000 he'd eradicate it all. 1766 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,800 Like, no shit he would. 1767 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,840 That fucking guy, man. 1768 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,280 He's out for fucking vengeance. 1769 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,640 Dude, Chuck Norris. 1770 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,600 It's like that Asian. 1771 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,080 So you can't blame the teacher, 1772 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,480 but she just wanted to know, yeah. 1773 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,120 Maybe you can't blame the teacher. 1774 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,320 Are you retarded? 1775 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,880 You're retarded. 1776 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,480 Look at me. 1777 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,080 You can't blame the teacher. 1778 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,480 The way you told him the bridge. 1779 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,320 First of all, she wanted to get fucked. 1780 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,760 My kid was a big dick that's retarded. 1781 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,160 You were just retarded getting caught. 1782 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,000 I don't know, stealing from his parents. 1783 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,760 I mean, this is Colorado. 1784 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,840 When you break down before you get all fucking hyped. 1785 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,600 Was it a white handicap, kid? 1786 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,600 Yes. 1787 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,600 Dude, dude. 1788 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,600 Is there a picture of him? 1789 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,600 Dude. 1790 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,720 No fucking way. 1791 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:35,720 Come on. 1792 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,720 No way. 1793 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:37,720 You're making that up. 1794 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:40,720 Oh my God. 1795 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,720 It's like Shane Gillis. 1796 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,720 I'm gonna bring your kid out. 1797 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,720 I'm gonna shout at him. 1798 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:47,720 Oh. 1799 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:48,720 Sorry, man. 1800 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,720 No, not at all. 1801 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:50,720 We don't know him. 1802 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,720 I'm sorry. 1803 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:52,720 You're crazy. 1804 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720 So basically, oh, that's her? 1805 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,720 Yeah. 1806 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:55,720 Wait. 1807 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,720 He's like Don Ann Forth. 1808 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,720 Yeah. 1809 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,720 It almost looks like fucking Ronald McDonald's. 1810 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,720 He looks like a ninja turtle. 1811 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,720 Yeah, sorry. 1812 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:04,720 You were a retarded student, though. 1813 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:05,720 You'd be out of the house. 1814 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,720 You'd be all alone. 1815 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,720 I'm gonna be hanging out with you, first of all. 1816 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:10,720 Absolutely. 1817 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,720 Way cooler than you. 1818 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,720 Dude, who the fuck gives retards fentanyl? 1819 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,720 That's a teacher. 1820 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,720 And that helps them bring a gun. 1821 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,720 You're really playing with the devil's fucking chessboard. 1822 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,720 You obviously don't think you're gonna get away with it. 1823 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,720 Yeah, but it's not a thing. 1824 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,720 You're gonna get away with it. 1825 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,720 Dude, if you're a teacher giving a handicap, get fentanyl and tell him to kill somebody. 1826 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:31,720 We don't take handicap around here. 1827 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:32,720 You say retard. 1828 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:33,720 Oh, yeah, sorry. 1829 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,720 Oh, man. 1830 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,720 Like, you're fucked. 1831 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:38,720 Like, you know you're going down. 1832 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,720 Yeah, but they think thousands of messages. 1833 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:41,720 But that's what I'm saying. 1834 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,720 Like, she's gotta be half a box of rocks herself. 1835 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,720 Half a box of rocks. 1836 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:46,720 My kind of favorite. 1837 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:47,720 Yeah, hell yeah. 1838 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,720 Dude, half a box of rocks. 1839 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:50,720 Even dumber than a full box. 1840 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,720 First of all, she has a fentanyl connection. 1841 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:53,720 Yeah. 1842 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,720 Second of all, she's giving it to retarded children. 1843 00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:00,720 Third of all, she's telling this fucking silly to fucking bring a gun. 1844 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,720 Fourth of all, if you were all fucked up on fentanyl, 1845 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,720 she wouldn't look that bad. 1846 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,720 First of all, I mean, fucker. 1847 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:08,720 That guy's looking through the world in rose-colored glasses. 1848 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,720 Absolutely. 1849 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,720 I mean, fucking, that's it. 1850 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:12,720 Everything's beautiful. 1851 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,720 Yeah, they're the happiest people in Earth. 1852 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,720 The downs are rising. 1853 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:16,720 Yeah. 1854 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:17,720 Remember the dude I sent with the Asian? 1855 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:18,720 Up with the down. 1856 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:19,720 The side of the stage. 1857 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,720 Yeah. 1858 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,720 He's like, if you've never seen that, dude. 1859 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,720 He's what he wants. 1860 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,720 Dude, they have the best time out of all of us. 1861 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,720 They're always happy. 1862 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,720 They love wrestling. 1863 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:36,720 I mean, for some fucking reason, they're built like tanks. 1864 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,720 Like I said this before. 1865 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,720 You want to hear about love wrestling? 1866 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:40,720 No, I do not at all. 1867 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,720 But if I said, if I was the president, I would surround myself with down security guards. 1868 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,720 That's what I would do. 1869 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,720 Let me tell you something, man. 1870 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:48,720 They would never take their eye off of me. 1871 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:53,720 I went to this freaky, I went to this freaky fucking house. 1872 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:54,720 What? 1873 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,720 I went to this freaky house last weekend. 1874 00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:00,720 Saturday night, me and Ryan went to this fucking. 1875 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:01,720 Swinging again? 1876 00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:02,720 Yeah. 1877 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:06,720 We went to this kid's house whose parents have like a bar in their garage. 1878 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:07,720 Okay. 1879 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,720 And they're all watching wrestling and shit, right? 1880 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:11,720 It was crazy, man. 1881 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,720 This is your story? 1882 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:14,720 Yeah, asshole. 1883 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,720 You stopped our flow for that dumb story? 1884 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,720 We were watching wrestling in a garage. 1885 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:19,720 You weren't going anywhere. 1886 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,720 It sounds like the Midwest. 1887 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,720 Well, fucking listen, asshole. 1888 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,720 I just did. 1889 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,720 You're not. 1890 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,720 You fucking caught me off your fucking cock sucker. 1891 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,720 You're a fucking cock sucker. 1892 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,720 Do you kiss or what? 1893 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,720 Do the parents run there too? 1894 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,720 Everybody was there. 1895 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,720 Listen, this guy was there, the guy who ran the house, and he had like. 1896 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,720 He lay on the house. 1897 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,720 Shut the fuck up. 1898 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:40,720 He even laughed at that. 1899 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,720 What does that mean? 1900 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,720 He ran the house. 1901 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,720 What are you, a mama son? 1902 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,720 Let me just fucking tell you, fucking idiot. 1903 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,720 This guy was there with like a bunch of kids. 1904 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,720 Oh my God, this story is getting worse. 1905 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,720 This fucking asshole. 1906 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,720 I'm just making him laugh. 1907 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:00,720 Keep going, Larry. 1908 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:01,720 Come on. 1909 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:06,720 Anyways, this guy is there with his wife, his ex-wife, his ex-wife before that. 1910 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,720 All the fucking respective kids. 1911 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,720 He's watching wrestling and he believes every fucking second of it. 1912 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,720 Nice. 1913 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,720 They're all cheering for certain people. 1914 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:20,720 The one wife, the one fucking bitch that I was talking to, she was very nice. 1915 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,720 Very nice woman. 1916 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,720 Very nice. 1917 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,720 I remember her name very nice. 1918 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,720 I mean, come on, the story. 1919 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:31,720 She had fangs, like insurgically installed fucking vampire fangs. 1920 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:36,720 They had like shit all over the house, like this joint is haunted and whatnot. 1921 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,720 It wasn't even Halloween. 1922 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,720 Wait a second. 1923 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:40,720 It wasn't Halloween. 1924 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:41,720 It was last week. 1925 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,720 You had signs that said the house was haunted? 1926 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,720 It was last week. 1927 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,720 Yeah. 1928 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,720 It was first of all, if your house is haunted, you don't put signs off. 1929 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,720 It says it's house is haunted. 1930 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,720 All right, let me come on in. 1931 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,720 Like a floor mat, like a fucking welcome mat. 1932 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,720 They're into weird shit. 1933 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,720 Let the devil in. 1934 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,720 They're devils. 1935 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,720 They're devils. 1936 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,720 I just realized that it's pitchforks on it. 1937 00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:01,720 So I was there and fucking this lady's got these fangs and shit and we're talking and 1938 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,720 you know, of course that's the person I end up talking to. 1939 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,720 It's fucking, it's just real weird, man. 1940 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,720 Big giant joints are going around. 1941 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,720 This guy's going all in his house. 1942 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:13,720 All right. 1943 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:17,720 Oh, and a dick. 1944 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,720 He is a dick. 1945 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,720 It's already like little kids watching. 1946 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,720 You shouldn't have given me the little. 1947 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:23,720 I'm done. 1948 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,720 Oh, thank God. 1949 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,720 Hopefully he healed up. 1950 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:27,720 He was. 1951 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,720 You're David Kerrigan yourself in a minute. 1952 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,720 Was there kids like. 1953 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,720 You don't even know who David Kerrigan is, right? 1954 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,720 I do. 1955 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,720 The guy from Kung Fu that was going to be choked jerk. 1956 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,720 No, choked jerk. 1957 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,720 Well, yeah. 1958 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,720 I'm not hung him though. 1959 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,720 Well, he was in Thailand when he did it. 1960 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,720 Come on, where else would you go? 1961 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,720 Oh, fuck it. 1962 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,720 He'll do that in Ohio. 1963 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:50,720 This was before that she caught on to the rest of the world. 1964 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,720 So yes, I wish you were like David Kerrigan. 1965 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:53,720 You suck. 1966 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,720 Well, that's what they said happened. 1967 00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:56,720 Well, you know what? 1968 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,720 I mean, listen. 1969 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,720 You don't want to hear what happened there. 1970 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,720 That's fine. 1971 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,720 I don't fucking care. 1972 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,720 I love it. 1973 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:08,720 I was just fucking, I was just building the fucking scenario. 1974 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,720 Well, it took forever, man. 1975 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:11,720 So what? 1976 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:12,720 We're in a podcast. 1977 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,720 Yeah, but it's fucking eight. 1978 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,720 And we're, Jim, don't want to hear your shit right now. 1979 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,720 I'm a new fuck. 1980 01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,720 Oh, then tell that to him. 1981 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,720 I'm telling him. 1982 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,720 Exactly. 1983 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,720 Okay, slave master. 1984 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,720 So I know I'm going to deal with the lady with the fang. 1985 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,720 No, I'm fucking done. 1986 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:28,720 Fuck you guys. 1987 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,720 You got a fang, Max? 1988 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,720 Yeah, no, dude. 1989 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,720 Somewhere else. 1990 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:32,720 Yeah, exactly. 1991 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,720 I was going to say, chicken bomb. 1992 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,720 Yeah, check my bomb. 1993 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,720 So these weren't like prosthetics she just takes out. 1994 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,720 No. 1995 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,720 They were permanent. 1996 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:44,720 Holy fuck. 1997 01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,720 All right, well, keep going. 1998 01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,720 It's kind of hot, man. 1999 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,720 I'm in Jesus, dude. 2000 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,720 Dude, I'm into the anime weirdo. 2001 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,720 You're a fucking weirdo. 2002 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,720 The anime is fucking for pedophiles. 2003 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,720 It really is, man. 2004 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,720 I'm into all that weird cosplay. 2005 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,720 Even Larry Sorted it that way. 2006 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,720 Cosplay. 2007 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,720 He goes that. 2008 01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:05,720 Huh? 2009 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:06,720 I know you're going to justify it. 2010 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:07,720 Tell me anything. 2011 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:08,720 But whatever they call it, cosplay. 2012 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,720 Cosplay and anime are two different things. 2013 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,720 Well, I don't fucking know the difference. 2014 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,720 Yes, you don't fucking lie to me. 2015 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,720 Oh, yes. 2016 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,720 That's not the wrong thing. 2017 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,720 You've got three VPN blockers. 2018 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:28,720 Yeah, the cartoon shit, I'm not into. 2019 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,720 Give me the crown for a second. 2020 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,720 I see it for a second. 2021 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,720 The cartoon shit, I'm not into. 2022 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,720 This fucking nigga's in Greenland and then in Iceland. 2023 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,720 But how come Greenland don't have ice and how come Greenland doesn't? 2024 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,720 You know what I mean? 2025 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:42,720 But come on. 2026 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,720 Oh, I like you're a fucking pervert. 2027 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,720 We all know that. 2028 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,720 All right. 2029 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,720 Yeah, when it gets down to it, that's basically what it comes down to. 2030 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,720 Ah, you guys, I swear to God. 2031 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,720 Oh, man. 2032 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,720 All right, done, Terry. 2033 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,720 It's time to come out with your assiobos up. 2034 01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,720 Yeah, I would like the fangs. 2035 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:02,720 Yeah. 2036 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,720 Wait, you like the fangs? 2037 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,720 Why you get blown with fangs? 2038 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,720 Are you guys retarded? 2039 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,720 It's like fucking putting your fucking dick in a silly chick's mouth. 2040 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,720 She's silly. 2041 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:14,720 Or fucking the chick with Tourette. 2042 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,720 Well, you're not getting a blowjob from her. 2043 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:17,720 How about that, you want to play Russian roulette? 2044 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:18,720 I knew this. 2045 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,720 How about you get a blowjob from a chick with Tourette? 2046 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,720 Let's see how that goes. 2047 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,720 I like that. 2048 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,720 I would. 2049 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,720 Here's the other thing. 2050 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:25,720 Yeah, I know you would. 2051 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,720 And then you guess what? 2052 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:31,720 You finally fucking form into your final feature of dude with the fucking no dick anymore. 2053 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,720 You could find me dressing with women's clothes. 2054 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,720 You and your lacy tops. 2055 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:44,720 I know this kid had to leave the country because he had to travel for fucking a retard. 2056 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,720 Why? 2057 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,720 Is that a legal? 2058 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,720 Yeah, why? 2059 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,720 What kind of law is that? 2060 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,720 I think the retard was like... 2061 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,720 Because I mean, your wife is fucking out of prison. 2062 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,720 Mary's got to go to prison forever. 2063 01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:01,720 No, I just personally... 2064 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:06,720 No, the story I'm telling, not Mary. 2065 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,720 This chick was so retarded, like she couldn't fucking... 2066 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,720 Oh, okay, I'm going to tell you the same. 2067 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:12,720 Right, it was like... 2068 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,720 She wasn't fucking... 2069 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,720 She was like way out of line to fuck with her. 2070 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,720 She was like special apps. 2071 01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,720 You know what I mean? 2072 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,720 You need a pulley to get her out of that chair. 2073 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:22,720 Absolutely. 2074 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:26,720 And so this kid fucking... 2075 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:27,720 I'll give her a bath. 2076 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,720 I'll say the same. 2077 01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:29,720 Oh, yeah. 2078 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:30,720 I'll give her a bath. 2079 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:31,720 Well, he's gone, right? 2080 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,720 I think he went to like, hungry or fucking like... 2081 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:35,720 Oh, no. 2082 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:36,720 Wait, what was his fucking country? 2083 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,720 Let me make sure I say... 2084 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,720 I love how you know all these pedophiles. 2085 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:43,720 I mean, you fucking Larry Eskin over here. 2086 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:44,720 Jesus, man. 2087 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:45,720 It's James' brother. 2088 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,720 You know James the Biker kid. 2089 01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,720 You don't have to say names, dude. 2090 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:48,720 No, I do. 2091 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,720 I don't fucking care. 2092 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,720 I know, I can tell. 2093 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,720 It's just the pedophile is this guy's... 2094 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,720 So how did anybody find out? 2095 01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:58,720 Was he bragging? 2096 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,720 What do you mean? 2097 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:02,720 It was like a stepsister by marriage. 2098 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,720 And like, I guess the parents find out. 2099 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:06,720 Wait a second. 2100 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:07,720 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2101 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:08,720 So slow down. 2102 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,720 No, I can't. 2103 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,720 Slow down. 2104 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:11,720 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 2105 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:12,720 Don't fuck your retouch. 2106 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:13,720 Wait a minute. 2107 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:14,720 Stepsister, dude. 2108 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:15,720 Oh, my... 2109 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:16,720 Stepsister, okay. 2110 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,720 It's not blood. 2111 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:18,720 Right. 2112 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,720 But... 2113 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:20,720 But she was not... 2114 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,720 They said, you know, like in the court... 2115 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:24,720 Right. 2116 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:25,720 But how did... 2117 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:26,720 I mean, she wasn't a participant. 2118 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,720 How did they find out that? 2119 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:29,720 Could she write? 2120 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:30,720 How did they find out? 2121 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,720 I guess they heard it moaning from the other room. 2122 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,720 Wait, he's in a chair going back and forth. 2123 01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,720 He's doing this while other people are home? 2124 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:39,720 I don't know. 2125 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,720 Well, I mean, it sounds like it. 2126 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,720 That's the dude from after fucking country. 2127 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,720 And I'm like, well, did he know the language? 2128 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,720 And the dude is like... 2129 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:47,720 No, I don't think he cares about those... 2130 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,720 I guess he does. 2131 01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,720 Larry, I'm going to tell you right now, when you're fucking evading the law, you don't 2132 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,720 care about the country. 2133 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:53,720 You worry about extradition laws. 2134 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:54,720 That's all you do. 2135 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,720 So they're like, you know... 2136 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,720 This fucking guy's worried about if you speak the language. 2137 01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,720 Well, I mean, first of all... 2138 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,720 It wasn't because she was underage. 2139 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,720 It's because she was so retarded. 2140 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,720 Yeah, you're touching your retarded sister. 2141 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,720 You think this guy cares about the language and hungry? 2142 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:09,720 Was she hot? 2143 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:10,720 I don't know. 2144 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:11,720 I never saw her. 2145 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,720 Well, I mean, obviously enough to touch her. 2146 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,720 Oh. 2147 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,720 I mean, you know what? 2148 01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,720 Like, sometimes people like vegetables. 2149 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:22,720 I'm going to wheel my sister into the bedroom. 2150 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,720 I'm going to show her something. 2151 01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,720 What's going on? 2152 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,720 Jesus. 2153 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,720 You're going to hide the pickle. 2154 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,720 Yeah. 2155 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,720 I got to charge her chair. 2156 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,720 What the fuck? 2157 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,720 Yeah. 2158 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,720 What's going on in this household? 2159 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,720 Nobody's like paying attention here. 2160 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,720 Do they have stairs too? 2161 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:40,720 Yeah. 2162 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:41,720 Because she lived on the first floor. 2163 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,720 So then everybody's in the living room and this is going on. 2164 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,720 Yeah. 2165 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,720 Can I have a blanket? 2166 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:49,720 Me and William. 2167 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,720 This kid was like a fucking, you know, he's like a biker, a fucking lowlife. 2168 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,720 He pulls the cons on people and he's a fucking, you know. 2169 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:56,720 Oh. 2170 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,720 James. 2171 01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,720 Oh, dude. 2172 01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,720 Why did you say the name again? 2173 01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,720 What is wrong with you? 2174 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:03,720 It's not James. 2175 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,720 No, it's none. 2176 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:05,720 It's his brother. 2177 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,720 Yeah, but now it's his day. 2178 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,720 Oh, man. 2179 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,720 His brother Jimmy. 2180 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:12,720 His brother Tommy. 2181 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,720 No, okay, whatever. 2182 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,720 We already got past that point. 2183 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,720 They don't know what we're talking about. 2184 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,720 Yeah, but his name is Tommy. 2185 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,720 Yeah, okay. 2186 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,720 His fucks retards. 2187 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:23,720 Well, he did. 2188 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,720 Well, who knows actually. 2189 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,720 He might still. 2190 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,720 Yeah, I mean, he might be back in this room. 2191 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,720 He might. 2192 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,720 I mean training, right? 2193 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,720 You know, the teacher and him might fucking both know something. 2194 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,720 No, the teacher's on a level. 2195 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,720 Well, the teacher's fucking retarded, so is this kid. 2196 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,720 The teacher's also supplying them with guns or drugs and telling them to go murder. 2197 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,720 One wants to retarded dick. 2198 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,720 The other one wants to retime him pussy. 2199 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,720 Yeah, holy shit. 2200 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,720 Well, it's handicap. 2201 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,720 Well, is she retarded too? 2202 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:57,720 Well, we tired enough for them to be like, you should go to jail for fucking her. 2203 01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,720 That's pretty retarded, dude. 2204 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,720 Well, I don't know what to. 2205 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,720 I don't think you can go to jail for fuck, retarded fucking. 2206 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:04,720 You can't fuck a retard. 2207 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:05,720 Well, no, you can't. 2208 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,720 I don't know what the law is. 2209 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,720 I know we should get married down here. 2210 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,720 You can't rape one. 2211 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:11,720 Well, I don't know. 2212 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,720 Yeah, you can't force yourself on anybody. 2213 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:17,720 And I think that's where the fucking fine line is. 2214 01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,720 Oh, that's where the fine line is? 2215 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:23,720 Did he have like a piece of paper, like scratch this box type of thing? 2216 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,720 I mean, if she couldn't talk, this guy's a fucking, he's like the hairy, hairline-y fucking tartan. 2217 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,720 I don't know if she could talk or not, but maybe not, you know. 2218 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,720 Well, I mean, honestly, she probably was probably down. 2219 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,720 I mean, she's bound. She's probably down. 2220 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,720 She was down, so. 2221 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,720 She was down for the dick. 2222 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,720 Well, she probably never got me. 2223 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:41,720 Right. 2224 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:42,720 So she liked it. 2225 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,720 Yeah. 2226 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:47,720 Dude, okay, so what's worse than retarded strength or retarded sex drive? 2227 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,720 And here's the thing, isn't that kind of- 2228 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,720 I mean, that is- 2229 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:50,720 And here's the other thing. 2230 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,720 And the drug probably wants to have fucking Indians, dude. 2231 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,720 Is that how it works? 2232 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,720 We've heard an Indian, dude. 2233 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,720 We talked about this the other day. 2234 01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:57,720 Oh, wait. 2235 01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:59,720 Let me finish the fucking story here. 2236 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:05,720 Isn't it kind of unfair that this bitch gets her lover fucking exiled to another- 2237 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:06,720 Because she probably like- 2238 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,720 First of all, Larry, you said- 2239 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,720 That's probably true. 2240 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:10,720 You fucking idiot. 2241 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,720 Her lover- 2242 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,720 What the fuck was that? 2243 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,720 Why would he just- 2244 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:14,720 Lover rapist? 2245 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,720 Yeah, I mean, there's a thing like that. 2246 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:17,720 Yeah. 2247 01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:18,720 This fucking guy. 2248 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,720 Well, you know, honestly, we never know- 2249 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:21,720 Well, we don't know what she wanted. 2250 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,720 She could have- 2251 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:23,720 She could have, right? 2252 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:24,720 Couldn't have been down. 2253 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:25,720 Absolutely. 2254 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:28,720 Well, I mean, you don't really want to initiate sex with your sister. 2255 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:29,720 Stop, sister. 2256 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:30,720 Okay, thank you, sir. 2257 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,720 My pleasure. 2258 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:32,720 Reiterating next. 2259 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,720 She may have been moaning, man. 2260 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,720 Yeah. 2261 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:36,720 I'm sure she was. 2262 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:37,720 I'm sure she was. 2263 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:38,720 A moaning category on Pornhub. 2264 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,720 A moaning of pleasure or- 2265 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,720 Is that what she says on her chair? 2266 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:43,720 Yeah. 2267 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:44,720 Moaning just- 2268 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,720 Pushing her hips up. 2269 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:52,720 Yeah, but there's probably nothing worse than a retarded Indian guy with a sex drive. 2270 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:53,720 Oh, man. 2271 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,720 Look out. 2272 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:55,720 Dude, he will go through you like the Hulk. 2273 01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:56,720 Yeah. 2274 01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,720 He'll just start grabbing people and throwing them. 2275 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,720 Talk about like the Bob's are horny as hell. 2276 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,720 Dude, he can withstand 50 cal fire. 2277 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:04,720 And keep going. 2278 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,720 Dude, that fucking stink shield around. 2279 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,720 Oh, man. 2280 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,720 Which reminds me of Tom's Free Clinic Automotive. 2281 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,720 Are we at that point already? 2282 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,720 Well, let's see how long have we been going. 2283 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:18,720 105. 2284 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,720 We can keep going. 2285 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:21,720 I don't fucking care. 2286 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:22,720 Oh, thanks. 2287 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,720 We can put the commercial in before the thing ends, you know. 2288 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,720 We had to be always at the very end. 2289 01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,720 You need to put a free commercial in. 2290 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:31,720 But then you gotta edit that then? 2291 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,720 No, no. 2292 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,720 We'll just leave it right where it's at. 2293 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:37,720 Tom doesn't care where it's at as long as it's fucking in there. 2294 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:38,720 Yeah. 2295 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:39,720 Yeah. 2296 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:42,720 Because, you know, a lot of weirdos watch our shit and they need to go to the fucking 2297 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,720 free clinic or the car is broke down. 2298 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:47,720 Well, Tom, he does help with the handicap issues too, doesn't he? 2299 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:48,720 Absolutely. 2300 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:49,720 Retarded issues. 2301 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:51,720 Yeah, he helped get that guy out of the country. 2302 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,720 Yeah. 2303 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:57,720 Tom Nelson does passports and so does a car yard. 2304 01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,720 You can pay with EBT even. 2305 01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:01,720 Absolutely. 2306 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:05,720 You know you're in there, Don Terrius, coming out. 2307 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,720 Your mother is there. 2308 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,720 We need to get to Don Terrius today. 2309 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,720 Well, what did Don Terrius do? 2310 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,720 No, we're already at the end of the show. 2311 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,720 Well, because, you know, it still is Black History Month. 2312 01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:18,720 Yeah. 2313 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,720 The month is only halfway over. 2314 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,720 You can't tell by that shirt you're wearing. 2315 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,720 What next week you got on the other week you have to wear it. 2316 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,720 This ain't gonna fit, huh? 2317 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:29,720 No, that's the best part of all. 2318 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:30,720 That's your shirt. 2319 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,720 It's like a sickle cell rogue. 2320 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,720 You know what I'm saying? 2321 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,720 When that's all right, Larry killed the momentum so we did it on the show. 2322 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:39,720 Yeah, I killed it. 2323 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:44,720 You know, everybody out there at home surely knows from watching that I'm the biggest 2324 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:45,720 asshole in the world. 2325 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,720 Oh man, look at you just admitting it and how loud I like that. 2326 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:48,720 Absolutely. 2327 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,720 That little fucking turn in the corner. 2328 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,720 I'm gonna play the... 2329 01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:53,720 Let's see. 2330 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:54,720 The outro. 2331 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,720 Yeah, let's find that fucking turn. 2332 01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:00,720 Thanks for fucking watching and listening if you really do because we are really fucking 2333 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,720 three retards. 2334 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,720 Yeah, well man. 2335 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,720 Just talking shit in a microphone and I don't know. 2336 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,720 We spend hours prepping the show. 2337 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,720 Call Larry Gay. 2338 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,720 He'll do every day in the group chat. 2339 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:17,720 Someone's gotta press the button on that one to stop the record. 2340 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,720 Thanks for tuning in, y'all. 2341 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:21,720 Have a good evening. 2342 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:22,720 Yeah. 2343 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:23,720 Happy Valentine's Day. 2344 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:24,720 Yeah. 2345 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:51,720 Thank you.