I'm real hot. I'm really really hot. Yeah, we're really hot. Now you're good. No, no, I'm like twangy. I could see the thing man
I did we just got to get used to this. Yeah, what the hell was that? I kind of liked it
Commission that was we can we commissioned one of Larry's friends to make us a song for Black History Month
Didn't think it was gonna start off like that. And apparently they're called the David Duke duo
I could say I mean Larry. Well to be how long is that song?
It's a minute and 30. I mean it's kind of catchy. Yeah happy Black History Month to be everybody
Keep it legit though. One of the guys is black. So if you really yeah, okay
Well, thank you shout out to the David Duke duo and how long is that song?
Minute and 30. I just gave you about we'll be giving you a 20 second next week. I think they got a hit on their hands
You never know. I mean yeah current climate definitely you can go to number one. So Kiki
I got a question for you needle says 12 and I say 16
ages at very much
How many inches apart are the studs in the wall?
16 on 16 16 on center. Yeah edge edge edge edge. It's not 12
It's still 16. No, no. Are you talking here every house everywhere? No. Yeah 16
16 on center. So because he was saying Larry I do construction. What the fuck do you bring in this up?
When the last time we talked about this was a long time ago
And I know you're the only person who could rectify it would be Kiki and it's we haven't seen him in a while
We haven't all three been together in a minute. I mean sometimes they'll go even bigger. Yeah, oh save money
Yeah, but depends what kind of you know, it's true by six is shit. Okay. This is gay
But you know, that's it gay. I just want to say I'm right. I was oh see that's the whole that's the whole reason
He said that absolutely because he needs one in his pocket already. What a faggot
He came out pretty quickly that was I know
My ass for a little bit. I got it. You got a written down. Yeah, I wrote down my fucking accolades today
Oh
This is what I deal with
So that I mean that there was a very shocking song to start black history well, but uh, which is okay though
We can deal with that talked about how they like shoes and they have a lot of kids
I mean a couple some pronies thing I saw was that thing I sent from snopes that Rosa Parks husband didn't have a car
Because I actually did some research
Fact-checking somebody somebody was starting to spread it on acts and people were getting traction. I was like if this is real
I mean, this is the greatest story ever. I think it is real. I don't know. I'm sure he probably didn't have a car
Well, they had a wish you taking the fuck
That's exactly why yeah, she worked the other way we
Spending money on gas they work two different. I don't even know if women could drive back then
No, I mean especially not a black one. Yeah, they could barely vote
So no to admit two things. When did they start getting to be able to vote like?
1950s or 40s or something. What am I fucking here at Tubman?
Yeah, what the hell did they get I think it was after really do have a computer right in front of your face
One of your retards could look that I think it was after World War two
Yeah, probably when they hope well
Yeah, when they started working because they were doing all the work and riveter shit whatever that bitches
And if I could build a bomb I could fucking cast a vote motherfucker who said that I don't know Rosie
You're really on fire already you're lying already as you
Fucking lying never lie. You just did about what you did upstairs, too
Oh
Don't lie ever. Oh, yeah that upstairs though. That was just today
Hey, so it was a Wednesday night. We went and jammed. It was an open mic at Shannon's deli in Lombard
I got I got no shirt Nick to come nice. We took over the motherfucking place. We played a deli
How big is it? Well, we played for over an hour. Oh, okay?
It was it was an open mic. So it was you know, it was big enough to have bands in there
Well, I mean these were your people though, right? Well, it's a deli. Yeah, so I mean you and your hook nose
Compadres hang out there. Well, they're Irish though. I mean speaking about that your boys in town again
I wish deli and Irish down. Yeah
They sell like ham sandwiches and shit man, but it's a bar it's more a bar they had half court fucking hands
You should make an album songs to hit your wife, too
And then the next night we last night we played at
D'Amito saloon, you know that place in Dilla Park and
Choke on it played and we fucking tore it up. It was pretty funny man. It was awesome. Yeah, my punk band
She's almost 60 years old
Your band name is choke on it
I mean, do I have to name all your bands for you because it really name that one. I named the other ones. Yeah
Do I have to name another saying that's not
Not really I mean it sounds like something a fucking retard does choke on it
Or something suggestion
Pocket are they in yeah, it was in 1943 1913 as well women got the right to
Let's talk about other greater state of Israel. Mm-hmm. Oh
Oh, they didn't let blacks vote until what? Oh, we should know this three month 1968
I don't think you had black history month back. I know I mean that was no they did have it for quite a long time
They they had black history week
Was it really yes, I think you're gonna know I just saw this
And they're talking about the history of black history month and they go back to when it was just black
History was that for like white people when they get the beat on them for I don't know
segregation times
Yeah, I mean, I think the beating part was white nostalgia month
So your boys back in town Larry brought his dirty laundry with who's that fucking baby
He's not my boy. He's your boy man him and Trump are boys. Did you see that he pulled his chair out for him?
Oh, he gave him a beeper and a golden beeper which is kind of a threat. Wouldn't you think I mean?
Like no, thank you this guy all of a sudden it's like
Like a hundred million dollars got you a billion dollars like the greatest shekels ever spent
I've seen a picture of them both sitting there shirtless on my Gaza Beach. Oh, I know you know what?
I'm gonna buy ocean prop property there
Larry what are you doing? I made that thing. Okay, good. Could you wait till after the show? That's fine. Okay?
We're sure we're sure you're great. We're fat girl reminds me of the lotion
Yeah, what's that movie fucking dad? I don't know Jody Foster's a fucking hermaphrodite. Oh, that's pretty hot back in the day
No, it's Joe. That's the one Jimmy Lee Curry. Yeah, yeah allegedly
Yeah, I never saw her
This is like what do you call it? It's the locus. They put he was putting down. Oh
Buffalo Bill
When he was killing people
Yeah
I love when he she goes to the door, do you know this woman here? He's like, I don't think so. He's like, wait a minute
We're sure great. We're fat girl. I love that. Yeah, a taste for
Yeah, he was making like a whole body suit
That's fucking I be cool to get a leather a human skin leather jacket. I don't know about that. It'd be fucking pretty
Nice, I mean, you got a brother in in Africa. It's already
Yeah, but I don't know about wearing people skin
I know just get a red pair of shoes to go with it. Yeah, they're shout out to big balls
I like them too. I never even seen his balls yet. And I already like you'll be the first one in line
I love him at Tessie's
Anyone that gets CNN to talk to him and actually call him big balls on TV. Oh
That is gold
Was he Joy Reed saying?
He wouldn't say it. She wouldn't. She said his name is big
BALS, I'm not gonna give him the satisfaction. She can say in that. Yeah, and she like the mayor
I'm not gonna say that vulgar stuff on TV
Yeah, I'd like to fill you
G
She put two G's in there separately
Like talk about the fucking balls on that broad
That just speaks to the fucking public schooling in the district she's from
I don't think public school she'd have 60 yeah, but that bitch didn't learn anything even back then if you can't fucking do the
Shit's all over the place, dude. You look at it every day. That's not like it's our first time speaking in public
It's not like her first time saying eagle either. They're the mayor of Philadelphia. You think you'd know the Eagles
Brandon Johnson probably even knows how to spell bears
Fucking funuck. He's a fucking
He's a fanok he really is gonna fucking these fucking guys. They should have that's a good part of this is a thing of Larry Needle's show
That's never been done on any other channel
black history fanoks
Johnson
Beetlejuice was bad
Was he a funnook because he had AIDS
I think
Did he get it through a blood transfusion
From a toilet seat
Well quit licking
But I don't know any other famous oh Jay-Z. Oh no. Yeah, did he did he's definitely a fan of black fag history month
All-star man that motherfucker RuPaul
Yeah, that motherfucker
I used to like that song you get shanty shanty shanty shanty. I'll get it work. It's so bad
Work it remember that no that show me your hair curly. Oh
Yeah, for black certainly
They don't support their own funucks. No, they're the most they're like the Mexicans
But y'all saw that everybody have seen has seen that
Clip of the young black kids into like between the age of eight and twelve and they're all man
I'll suck a dick. Oh, yeah
What they'll do to fucking make it as a rap star. I'll let him put it my ass and they're all like yeah
And then I'll lick his dick up and down and I'm like what the fuck man, and they were little kids
That's fucked up. It was like well known on the street that that's what you got to do to make it
I remember hearing that. It's crazy. It's fucking horribly fucking sick and gross just more fucking
Jewish
Twisted can you get though? Really? I mean
I mean, but to where to the point to where the little kids are
It's all predictive program and this is what you have to do. It's like operate fucking MK ultra monarch
Yeah, and it's all the kids are down with it. Yeah, exactly and they've become desensitized just like we're killing and shit
No fucking everybody comes to sensitize to it and the next thing you know it becomes the norm
Right, and we're living in Weimar conditions again fucking Nazi Germany speaking of speaking of
Crazy conditions Daniel penny just got a job at some big huge Jewish Silicon Valley. No, yeah
Yeah, yeah, company, but it's totally run by Jews. It's like
Security and Horowitz or something every single time
Security or something no no no like a tech advisor of some sort
I don't think I have the balls to fucking put his life on the line
No, that's a good point. Yeah, they wouldn't have the balls if they just just wouldn't
Yeah, they're not risking their own lives for a gollum. Well, it's easier to just steer clear of me
Well, they may want to choke a black guy out, but
Who doesn't I don't know
Because he's a total military guy penny well, that's another thing that makes me I mean the idea from the Mossad
Obviously in Israel, I mean he's got a chicken playing Israel. You name though. What do you mean? We're not in Israel
We're definitely
This is more Israel than Israel is the bad
I mean the best is that they're already talking about putting up ocean for a property and yes, that is great
I would we should all go in on that. I don't even they don't even miss a beat with
Goldfeld was talking about the Gaza strip Gaza strip club
That was old
I think it's like we're cutting all four and eight of everybody else except they're the only ones that
They're still getting the billions. That's alright though. I mean why I there's only two state solution
I support is on the moon
Go for it. Yeah, it's all you get past the firmament and yeah, and honestly, I don't give a fuck what I do
I just don't want to fund it. Well, yeah
But the problem is is that let's take all this money from that USA ID that we're saving now
We're just gonna give it to Israel. Yeah, but you know what's great? Oh, man
They're shutting that shit down. How about those people with what they're wasting our money on waste?
Sesame Street and fucking Iran
DI play in fucking Ireland 70 grand dumb
They couldn't even survive a famine and you gotta give them a DI
Did you learn at a farm? Did you guys see that Sesame Street video? I said the one that was pretty good
I want to be a writer on that show. Yeah, that would be amazing
Burned Ernie were both like G highs with the belong beards that Taliban fucking
They would fight in the American saw sawers like cookie monsters stole some cookies and they chopped his hands
That shit's fun. Well
You can do there's a lot of shit you can do with the real happy that we were given what the Taliban how much
A week like 200 million a week. Oh, they need a week. Huh? They need it. They want to get some hotter goats
Well, that's I think it's all I mean they don't need the money. They want to trade in boys
They just that's just for armament and ordinance. They care. I don't think they care about it
We've sent you that article about that. Mm-hmm. So speaking of like Taliban and shit
I'm you know, I was listening to the martyr made the Epstein one again
So good and they talked about how all the American military guys
were complaining to the you know
the superiors
superiors because
The Afghans they were training like part of their claws like well if I'm gonna do this
I need I forget what they call them to turn your eye to what I'm doing in the barricade
They wanted to have a little boy toy. Are you kidding? Yeah, like no joke and they let him right?
Well, yeah, and they said yeah, it's a different culture. Just let it be
They would be I think I heard some about they would be having their way with them in the barracks and they would hear them screaming
And they were told to turn a blind eye. Yeah
There's a lot of Americans that were bitching to complain about I would I would imagine
Well, that's when the CIA was running kids back in fourth form
But here's the other deal part of this shit the shitty part of this is the Taliban
Band that shit where you couldn't be dittlin little boys. So they that's how they were recruiting a lot of people
Hey, if you come here, we'll let you fuck little boy. No, no little boys. Listen
We want you to kill those people that are raping you and come fight with us because we're not gonna rape you
So that's what that is how they were
Fucking baby
We're still out on that
What the thing yeah, they wrote articles about this shit about how people were complaining their superiors and everybody
Oh, yeah, like Afghans they wouldn't work border patrol unless they had a couple. I forget there was a name they had for me
Yeah, it's like a boy toys. Yeah, cuz I mean that is some shit. I didn't think those
I don't know what to call them sand and words fucking
Touchers
Nigerians
Oh, where's the crown?
We left it upstairs. That sucks. We've got a
Burger King crown for well, we'll have a dream next episode. You know, you know, yeah, we're celebrating the king here
The king is crowned the guy for he's not African to
We're not talking about MLK
Who was a known
Philanderer and
Involved in those documents that they like to do some powder
And you like to do a lot more than that. Yeah, well, who doesn't hit on both sides of the plate, you know what I mean
Yeah, but here's the thing
Rockstar like that
Well, he was pretty famous man. Well, but the thing was he was put in position to do that. Yes, because the reason I mean there was
But no one's available you gotta remember that well the problem when you're a useful idiot until you're unuseful anymore
Yeah, and then your fucking fodder for the cannon. Yep, and there's nothing you can do about that even like his famous speeches
I don't know. I read that some Jews actually wrote the shit
Oh, they were all I'm here. I'm doubt it
They're listen the infiltration that was going on at this point in time was heavily known look at what's going on with Kennedys
You know what I mean fucking Malcolm X
Malcolm X was a fucking wild motherfucker. Oh
Oh, I mean really wild imagine being put in like put in place that you have to take he did not fuck around with drugs Malcolm
He didn't fucking cheat on his wife and all that shit. He was a hardcore hardcore
Oh, that's why he was in an asset. Well, who was the are the hard core?
We didn't have anything on him. They had to kill his ass. Who was the hardcore Muslim?
Malcolm X but I mean wasn't there was the leader it wasn't there a fair con fair. Yeah, okay. Oh
Oh
Honestly, I can respect Malcolm X
To his guns and hey, that's what he believed that I believe in the same. I don't know too much about him
Well, they blew up his house man when his wife and kids were home the motherfucker had like 11 kids
You know no, I know and he was fucking pissed and when they finally killed
That they blew his house up he was like out for fucking blood and he was telling his people at his at his
meetings, you know fuck these motherfuckers they busted in and shot him up
They killed him during one of his fucking preaching fucking
It was terrible all
His guys were I think most of his guys were loyal loyal
And in the black community, that's tough man, that's where they
Just think much for them to go right that's what gang just started even just with jealousy
It doesn't even need to have money involved or anything. It's very difficult for these
Yeah, exactly. Well these gangs have been around for how long since the
Savendies they still can't get it together. Well initially the gangs when they started was for the neighborhood to be safe
And they would lock down and hold down shit in the neighborhood
It deteriorated into what it is today in the beginning the gangs were actually good
What was that one gang that would go around the subways and protect everybody there?
Yeah, they seem like a little bit of a Curtis saw see well. Yeah, that's a guy's name
Yeah, they weren't they beat up like somebody who wasn't an illegal
It's like a year ago. He's a wild
Oh, yeah, that guy lives in a studio apartment him and his wife and they got 20 something
You know this
I'm fucking cover of February can't leave
He's got little red hats like he wears
A little dog fucking Vasca's on and shit. I don't think the Guardian's will really do anything do they
They'll fucking well. I think they did protect people they used to fucking fuck people up
Well
Before Giuliani became mayor like somebody had to step forward
That New York was fucking brutal and you know what I'll tell you guys
Someone had a slap that bitch
So I've been there before Giuliani and after and then during and then you know, I haven't been there after I haven't been
New York in a while, but the difference was night and day. That's what everybody was fucking
And didn't feel safe at all and then after
Giuliani it seemed like a suburb with skyscrapers. It was so fucking safe
Unbelievable clean it plays up the Robin tugs and shit, but he wasn't I mean listen, they're all politicians
I'm square in the old days every fucking place was nothing but one porn shop and people showing fucking
Whorehouse after the next man. It's like the fucking jerk off booze. Yeah fucking the sexy ladies
Talk about glory holes. It's like glory. It's like glory. Oh, glory. Oh, it's a good name for a man
I can see the Indians lining up like 20 deep. Oh, yeah, I'll put in like a quarter together
something to get a show fucking
Oh, Willie and I went to San Francisco. They had one of those where it was like they're on just a bunch of chicks on a rotating
bed
When you put the money in and the window went up
They would like come up and you could like talk to them and shit
But there were just a bunch of chicks to start a bad doing just like this crazy shit
And you could like see the other guys and let me tell you there are some other guys that were really into the show
If you know what I mean, I don't know what they were doing
Was the first time they were look like they were putting a lot of money in fast. Yeah, but imagine
Didn't pee we get busted
So he was jacking in the fucking theater, but they never said because he posthumously
posthumously
Possumously whatever, you know what I mean after the motherfucker was dead. Well, yeah
This is now they can't they're coming out with the documentary and they're like, oh, he was gay
Yeah, right do it man. He was pee we would that shock you that he was gay
Oh, well, they were also he was on fire
So I was looking into what happened with them and he got posted with a little bit of CP. Oh, yeah
Yeah, so well very that does happen when people want to rub, you know, give you a bad name
But he wasn't really I mean it certainly was completely different than he was at that point
But was he was he trying to fucking out people because he's tired of the shit
He's tied in he did he did Cheech and Chong movies. Yeah, he's tied in with fucking the dude from Cheech and Chong Stacy Keech
Remember what he got busted for CP also, huh?
So they were saying that there was like this this network that they when he got busted
Mugshot he had like a fucking beer
He did not look like the pee we from the play I don't understand what that
I just go into just whacking it in a movie theater with other dudes whacking it
I guess if you go up in LA it just
Because there's you could go to Zabby over here and you could go hit the fucking jerk fuck you're weird
Yeah, like how starved are you?
Here's the thing you got your house
That's what I'm saying you put whatever you want up your ass in there
We're getting a stray disease
Dude, that's the one thing I don't understand the Zebulon that place has been there for like 40 years and minimum and did yeah
I mean, I was bad when I drove by today. Yeah, I remember driving mine Christmas. I was like, holy yeah
I was like I'm having a party here. That was one of the things that
My brother the Mike's seems like that was and now we're good man. Seriously. That's one of the things me and my brother would do on
Christmas Day would drive would be to drive by Zebulon and see how many cars
Look at these walking dirt bags. No, I mean the other day I was driving by there
Hey, I saw and I saw like three people like, you know pulling out in a row and you're like, you know, they're looking around
This is euphemism Larry
Yeah, it's a euphemism. They don't give a fuck. Let me tell you those people are out there like they can be seen
Yeah, I would love to do an expose not expose a but like to interview these people where they do an episode from side to
Do a pod like right from the outside inside the booth
Just porno in the back
That's all right, though. But no, I mean those I mean I never like
So one of our best Christmas is we spent down in
Adelitas. Oh, yeah down in the TJ at the fuck
The cat trying to get married. Yeah, that's the cat knock
Mary and getting up though
Um
But yeah, no the fucking those guys are horn dogs, man. They're just out there just I mean come you know what they're doing in there
First of all, you can get all the porno you want in your hand. You know what I mean?
Yeah, so and then what your other hand?
You're not going into the fucking place
You know, hey, what's your name? What are you doing here? My name is buck
If anybody talks to you in one of those places
Well, you're in there looking for a conversation because what they do is
Allegedly
Sure know a lot about
I dated a girl who was a dancer
Okay, work at a place in California and they had sort of the same type of thing that they had with the glass
so we would go there and fool around in there and watch the girls and
Whatever party, but they would tap on the door
Can I come in well, you don't know it's a rando
Well, you know what I mean like it's a fucking it's like forest gump and he has somebody made like a box of chocolate
Come on in might be any flavor any
Talk about rolling the guys man, dude the gays are as horny as the fucking Indians
They'll just fucking do I mean they make at the apps that they do for that shit is so funny
There's a podcast that listen to one of the guys is a fun
Look when he talks about that shit, and there's just a dude sitting next to a dude at a bar
You don't even know it like I need a hand job and get the fuck out and go do it like all right, man
Yeah, I don't know about fucking just getting my nut my fucking root tugged by some rando
Fucking gays are we're risky. What's that you gaze are weird
What are you reading? Why are you reading?
Good
Booklet we're not far man. We're half hour in okay. Well, why'd you set the alarm dummy ass? I didn't set the alarm
We're going we're 29 minutes and 15 one seconds. We've been going okay. I didn't set an alarm
We're I got a timer to stop watch man
Okay, I'll let the people at home know if anybody that's not listening and is watching this on either YouTube or rumble
That our camera is we're not happy with the picture so we're using our laptop camera
And so our controls are a mile away
About five or six feet away
So yeah, we can't touch the buttons don't don't even really matter we got a camera in order
That's coming so we're gonna see in a high-def
We are we're gonna do a quick shout out soon. We'll be ugly. Oh, yeah fucking talk about Johnny legs for a second
Yeah, who's Johnny legs captain Werther's original
Boy the can do man. He listens to the show. So he out out the Johnny
Yeah, he definitely every show he gives us and I think I you know
I think he gave me one of his you know, he hands out those candies worthers now the worthers
And I think he grabbed in the wrong pocket. He's got like I think it's a blue chew
Think you're like ether in it. I started
Passing out. I'm like I gotta tell them was like hey, but is that your wrong pilot?
Your park pocket
The kid pocket
You know it'll be funny if there was a fucking with those there was a white van that said free shackles
But no fucking Johnny legs hands me a fucking worthers and it's funny because rollers like a their drugs in here
He's like no
Chattel eggs like everybody else hands me like here the drugs like what the fuck do I want this for?
Yeah, the hand is a gasey at a boy's fucking sack
Little worthers I took one
The best Johnny those are good
Yeah, but shout out to Johnny legs. It made me laugh
No shit, all right, well, there's that
Here's a little episode we're doing for Black History Month
I get the good one yet
This this is miss needles miss needles is gonna tell some fortunes now and this is an honor
Where's the cards?
Mother fucker bring down nothing. Oh shit. Yeah, we got some we got some callers gonna be calling in
We're opening up the lines and while needles is upstairs getting his tarot cards will say how much of a fan
Miss yeah miss needles he you know paid a lot of money to do six months training with Mrs. Clio, I don't know right before she died
Yeah, I don't know if you remember miss Clio
She ever had mine was needles
Yeah, man, she read the cards and tell you your fortune little needles was the last student miss Clio over had
Yeah
He was yeah, he was hoping to make it a little miss Clio
But then shit at the fan
Last guy to make miss miss Clio come yeah, so she signed over all everything she owned
So yeah, the miss Clio you don't fuck me good man, I put a hex on you
Yeah, cuz they get a curse if you don't do it right and the off you what if you want to and if you want to talk to miss needles
It's 1 800 3 1 1 1 4 1 2
Get your fortune the fucking car shuffle is gonna go
It's gonna fair on this spot miss needles gonna read the car. Hello. This is miss needles
How you doing fellas?
This is gonna get this cancelled definitely
We'll be doing Jamaican voices
So well, okay, we're gonna we're gonna open up the phone lines here
All right, what's the first question boy?
Here we go. Here's our one caller miss needles. I recently purchased
Where is it
I recently purchased the Mercedes with my tax refund return tax return check wait
She purchased the Mercedes with their tax refund check and then I was fired for my job
As I said, should I should I sue whitey?
for racial discrimination even though I was always late and basically abused
To Samus, oh this one sounds like a one for miss Cleo. Let me look at my car
Me first I think she should keep the car see if it's got a tracking device
To a heart
No good for you. That means you got diabetes. Oh
Probably gonna lose your statin prescription too fatty
You have to amputate your feet and can't drive that Mercedes anymore and let me tell you black people in their tax returns. Oh
Boy, I seen a many many cool company cigarette go out of business. Yeah
So, oh
Every caller gets a free pack of new ports. So I think child what you should do is sue whitey
sue whitey for everything because
If you don't who will
Irish miss Cleo
And miss Cleo also has attorneys she can recommend
number two says
So I'm at the nail salon in the lady boy the yellow lady boy missed on my French tip
Should I go nuclear and put them back in the microwave or should I just leave the store?
This is a very good question from miss Leo because we know that blacks don't like to pay for things
Yes, she I tell I'm black so I can say this
What are the cards tell us the cards tell us
Oh
Double diabetes
I can smell your foot from here
Gonna need a boot on that
Eight of diamonds not a good car
Very very seek blood you might want to check for sequel cells
It means you're definitely late. You should check you see if you're pregnant to diamonds is how much cholesterol you got in your bounce fatty
Lay off your check and wings
And the final card from miss Cleo
Miss needles you mean
I have a bitch miss needles is stoned
Jack a heart
Not a very good one
Not at all this usually means when you wipe your butt you get poop in your nails
Open your nails that would be a great move
Don't be eating those wings
writing miss
You never answered the lady should she leave or should she go fucking nuclear on these motherfuckers well
Those people let me tell you about them now. I'm getting Irish
But first off don't forget to get diabetes. Yeah, it depends if you're a big girl or not
And you make it to the door in time
You don't trust those little people. They are very quick and look her at you. Yeah, I would say
Try to get it done again lady
Because if you got diabetes like miss needle says and you got shit on your fingernails
You're a big girl
Makes a lot of sense. Yeah, the next color says
Miss needles me and my auntie are here from Haiti illegally
Racist neighbors are trying to deport me. What should I do?
Let me tell you Haitians are the worst
They like voodoo and goats. Have you ever seen those little dolls with the pins?
Yes, bastard. They're fucking right in your pee hole. They don't give a fuck
There you go. Okay. So what you're asking is what should you do?
Stay in this country
Or run or do I run? Well, let's see what the cards say is Trump gonna get you
Oh, that's not good
Tread diamonds. Oh, that's almost as bad as a tour diamonds. Well, it's a little bit worse one more diamond
This one tells me you got three kids at home take care your kids and
and
probably
The king of spades
Did he go get cool as in milk
Be right back is not in your vocabulary
But you've heard this before
Queen of spades would be in your favor lately, but not to the king of spades. Yeah, he's gone
He's got the family to black over
But what you should do is and he's leaving with them your daughter's girl your daughter's boyfriend is her brother
Yeah, are you hot and is your auntie hot?
Start an only fans
Move the Haiti even though it's a shit hole
Stay away from the Clinton Foundation
And that's jealousy for some of that money she got from USA
So I hope you get to I hope you get it together. Yeah, and we hope you feel better too
Sorry about your man taking off on you
If he hasn't yet, he's gonna
Sorry about it. No one for that to keep you up with it. I do your Kaggle's so when they say they're gonna go get a pack of cigarettes
They're probably never gonna come back
No, it's a good on tea. Have you never been to the hood?
They ain't coming back
Five minutes 10 to five years
And guess what they're taking your money to pay for that shit
The next colleges do miss needles. I'm white and I recently had a child with an African American
Boy
He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. Oh, yeah, you're hip. What you saw
I could have told you that without our eating should I keep pursuing?
Dantarius or me or move on who I like his name down to his sons like you place a football
Well, let me see I don't even need the cards for this one
Have you ever heard of welfare a child I suggest you get on it right now
Let you down show him that baby proud
Even though he's probably the ugliest bastard you ever see yeah, but you know what don't mix races miss Cleo
Yeah, but name him Dantarius. Oh
Call him Pete
No one will know the difference and always shave his head
My advice to you oh
This is a tough one
When you did don't tell you possible suitors about your baby. They will leave your damaged goods child
Give them to the neighbors so this girl probably doesn't have
Too many options was we say marriage in the future. Well, it depends some people like to be cocked
Dantarius is probably gonna go out for cigarettes at some time
Let me tell you right now. I think he already I flip one card. Let's see 26 the amount of children
Always in the cards child the cards don't lie
I'm like done here. He's a scheme and bastard and he doesn't have these cards
Okay
Dear Miss needles. Yeah. Yes. That's me miss needles my son sells drug
My son sells drugs out of my apartment and doesn't pay rent
I tell the boy that it this isn't gonna last forever. Are the five oh in his future
Well, what I wonder where she's from this lady. I
Let me flip a card and find out
the hood
The cars don't lie
Somewhere over a car to run cars around blocks
This is a tough one. Well, miss Cleo always says I love your children love your family unless
They criminals what do you do with the criminals?
Haitians the Haitians bad people batty batty people
They will eat your dog and rip your cat
They like to look through windows too. Let me tell you miss Cleo got one looking one time
Guess what she did?
Cleo
You didn't see that in the cards, did you
So child what shall we do what shall we say?
At the diamonds again with the fuck
Well means your blood sugar into good child. Yeah a lot of a lot of diabetes
Diabetes in these go check go talk to your doctor your primary care physician
This is the brimley
I wish we had the crown I was just about to say so diabetes
Ah, we're eating the sweets too. I know you got a pension for the little Debbie
And the grapes or a lot of sugar in there you people love the grapes or you gotta stay away
From the grapes or how do we get on this tangent?
Court 45 oh getting back to the son that sells good drugs. Well, unless he ain't giving you drugs
Find where he keeps his money
Diamonds
That means the five oh
Kind of drugs he sell I think this is the guy did this is down to areas
Yeah, see if it's done terrorist as kid
Like I call it the fair account of cards. Yeah
So this
Oh man, so this car to tell me this is done
Terrius this is from Chanel call me
Don't tell you stuff I want you boy get your boot the bottom in baller cat's out of there boom-baclat
moving out the road
Oh
Yeah, paying a rent you ain't doing no good
Knocking up with a white girl
If your boy paying rent at least he's making money you could shut us to work. Yeah, why can't you work fatty?
Let's see if you got diabetes
Five of clubs, that's what your foot look like a club
I definitely got the time you got the club foot bitch you are more sugar than blood
Get your shit checked and wipe your ass
But you get a free pack of new ports with the call so that was those five packs of new ports we gotta get
I don't even know I think it might be
Don terrius making his family
Carl in because it's yeah, all the cigarettes are probably going you know what he might be running a scam on
Yeah, he may be running a scam on miss Cleo here son of a bitch
Motherfucker so miss Cleo miss needles miss needle
Man I can't believe that down Terry is
That time Terry how about he likes to have you guys know who Maxine waters is oh, yeah
Black lady that looks like her. She's wearing a mask of her face
I think she got somebody like put a magnifying glass I think we should talk about her cuz it's black history month
We won't talk about dude ever see that cunt going crazy
Oh, yeah, yeah, and then and then what's funny because Trump called her a low life
Which fucking excellent? I love how you call spade spade
She might be calling miss needles
Looking for a job. Yeah
Do you ever see the pictures of like her feet? No, who's oh
Maxine waters. What does she look like party rubble? Oh, I know they're like strapped into like like you know
She is looking at old black ladies feet for
Going out of your fucking league
Here on the internet people post yeah, okay, no she's got like
And dude she's got like
Pinkies like shooting off the side like all crunched up like
Man talking about wolf. Oh
I never understood foot people. Yeah, but she's a real fucking piece of shit
She is some dudes just sitting there doing his job and she's like I want to see your badge again
It's like bitch you already forgot it's like go home. You're making all this money
Do you know these mother fucker didn't go to work for months now?
Trump locks the doors and now they want to
They want I gotta go to work. What the fuck would they actually do if they let him in the building?
Okay, now we're gonna walk in circles in the vest or something. Oh, they start shredding shit and get your shit
And the jig is up. Yeah, you know, they mean like it's fucking the niggas. I've somebody had to do it
I mean
History
Well, but here's the thing though. She is really really well, they're all like that. Why are they fucking screaming fucking?
lunatics man that fucking Pocahontas man. Oh
Like imagine going to work
Imagine, you know, hey, did you guys ever see the footage?
She's having a beer and she asked her husband. Hey honey have a beer with me and he's like no thanks
And he's really yeah, oh, yeah, she's a fucking insufferable bitch. Yeah, like these are so full of themselves that they think
They go to work so it's like okay with RFK they go in there and they just yell at this dude for two days
And you know how much money Pocahontas gets from fucking on
Million yeah, but she doesn't get any Sanders. She doesn't get it personally it goes to a campaign
Nice of it. Well, no goes to her campaign funds. That's how they do that. Trust me though. She's getting money, too
Well, no, they're people aren't that retarded. They don't fucking leave a paper trail like fucking but you know what the problem
She takes her money and invests
Or they do calls and shit like Pelosi does yeah, it's all these fucking amazing Lee
No, I just buy and sell everything perfectly the amount of money that is just being found out that is just going to bullshit
Is egregious it really sucks that I say well, why the fuck does our life suck in this country?
It's like oh, that's why we're funding fucking trainiopras and fucking Mogadishu
What I did the latest thing I saw was
84 million now is supposed to go to Haiti through the Clinton Foundation and Chelsea 10 million went to a house
See, I don't know if that's right because I don't know true
Chelsea walked away with a lot
No, this is a paper wedding you're looking at you're talking about the one they had the EIN numbers the employee identification numbers
And they were all tied together. I think you just see the one we're like tracks it. I think I saw somebody damn ones
Yeah, dude, there's so much fake shit on the internet that you can't decide. Yeah, that's no dissension between it sounds believable
Well, yeah, I would believe anything about the Clintons being crooked. Yeah, I just seems real
I just another one. I was saying well, I mean fucking Hollywood A-listers
We're getting paid to take pictures with Zelensky
How about Zelensky coming forward and saying now that Biden's gone?
That he really never really got any of that. We got 75 million. I don't know about the other 100 million is yeah
Billion or billions. I have millions fucking the menorah muncher. He's a fucking lying
Yeah, but I wouldn't tell you I wouldn't doubt that he's not lying about not getting the money
I'm sure that shit just fucking little funnels back in their pockets, baby. Hey, this is so fucking rich those pal
I mean hey if I was was Zelensky
One for you. What do you know?
Stealing every day. What are you gonna do if you're gonna steal every day?
Well, you know you get caught and you know the war is a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, so why even waste money?
Well, first of all, listen people knew this shit was coming. You know what I mean?
Like there's a reason that they said this they were gonna do this shit
Why is everybody up in arms about what they're doing? It's cuz they're getting caught. Yeah fucking hands in the cookie jar
That's why those are freaking the fuck yeah, it's crazy like if I went to work
I mean just berated on you guys probably got around the same great average that I got as a kid
Do you remember the frightening feeling like I'm like report card day and shit? No, not really cuz I knew I was fucking up
There was no frightening feeling. Well, my mom I knew my mom would fucking scream at me
Yeah, and so, you know, it's gotta be the feeling that they all have like they all know this impending doom
Magnified
This is the most the Democrats have actually worked in a long time
No
We found it do you remember back I think was 2006 or 2007 the
Republican speaker
Was thrown in prison for child porn or not child porn, but actually being a pedo like a hardcore
I don't know
After it that's kind of
Haster
Everybody's for
Was it from Illinois, but yeah, he was a speaker of the house
I mean, they had they had fucking Devin Hester
Hester you simply football. Okay. Oh
Astert
Haster that's okay. I don't have to take a little what he called Dennis Haster. I think it was um
But there were like lawsuits pending against him from his high school
To the wrestling team was fucking they had ongoing lawsuits with them and it finally caught up with them
But the thing so he was a coach or something. Yes, okay
He was like a wrestling coach or you know, he was around boys and shit. Yeah, but it's all it's a big fucking club
It's like Dennis Haster. Yeah, and here's the thing about a little child molester. That's something you definitely don't want after your name
Serial killer is almost better and he only had to do 15 months. Are you know, he was an old man when it happened
Well gives a shit. No, I'm just saying that's put them down
Yeah, that's what they fucking that was the shit that they gave but here you want to hear something even fucking crazier is that um
Where's this guy? That's just dude. There's a
Give me one second
You can talk Larry fucking wants a second. Well, cuz it's a crazy fucking story and I know yeah, and the guy wanted a hush money
Yeah, well, I mean not even hush money. It's like
It was a kid who was abused the Red Cross and all that and all these
All they want is you know kids so they're doing that they want to get towards the kids
It's like, you know a drug he wants to be a pharmacist like, you know
Anybody that's a musician that said that's what I don't like if you couldn't be a guy that's in the band
What would you want to be well man? Maybe like a pharmacist or something?
Motherfucker so basically
Um, what do you call it? Cuz you want drugs? That's why these people want to fuck
The best way to I mean go to the fucking tap
Absolutely, um, dude, did you see that there's a video the woman her nose was like one nostril cuz it was so fucked up from cocaine
I saw that video. Well, how many grams my reflect that on the use of 22 a week or something?
Yeah, 22 grams. Wow. Yeah, um, I knew this one girl that was pregnant and she's like, yeah
I'm pregnant. She's like out to here and she's telling me and Mary I quit doing coke. I'm like, oh, that's really good
And she's like, yeah, I only do like a gram a day now. Oh, that's my holy
This was from January 30th. So Barack Obama's former senior advisor Rahamim
Rami shy has been sentenced to 11 years in a UK prison after he flew across the the pond
I saw the intent to leave have his way with a nine-year-old girl
Oh, and dude this which kind of this kind of I don't know if it makes sense, but it's that is fucking but this guy had
Provelectics and like a stuffed animal in his in his in his possession
So I know that they were obviously could be planted. Well and trapping this guy off it
But I mean listen, he's a fucking
What do you call it still he wanted to do it? Yes. Yeah, I mean they were obviously talking to him
It just didn't do like a nine-year-old girl
Obviously this guy that guy should be shot and killed 11 years do that's it
So you think that this guy hasn't done this before they need to fucking start killing these people man
Dude, it's just like you're gonna fly across the country and then here's another
Country yeah, and then here's another thing this is
World for that nine-year-old this is fucking crazy man
So the house Democrats on the Education Committee voted against an amendment to house bill 1296
That would have required school districts to immediately notify parents if a student is a victim of sexual misconduct by an employee
Yeah, so they voted against this. Oh
Every single one fucking voted against this why is it always with the fucking kids?
I don't understand that like
Got fucking you know you go to the pizza gate guy because you're gonna find out that that's real
You're gonna find out that you'd release the absolute know
Here's one thing maybe just popped him ahead. Maybe it's cuz these fucking guys are like the positions they have they
Think they want to be powerful or something well, they're gonna blackmailed and they don't care about anybody
One thing they're fucking egomaniacs and their psychopaths and fucking sociopaths
Yeah, so they don't care about any of that stuff and as long as they're having fun
They don't care about spending the money or fucking what laws
Well, they know it's like okay, I got a free pass like I'm gonna get blackmailed
I'm cool with it as long as they let me do this shit
Just get it won't and then they let you continue doing it
Yeah, until they don't need you anymore and then the next thing you know you're getting busted
So there's a reason that that happened
But you know what I mean like all why all of a sudden Britain of a like a weird fucking place like why you could do like listen
I don't condone any of that shit leave the fucking kids alone, but you're in the mecca of that shit here
Yeah, why would you go somewhere else? I mean especially with all the people were letting in over the fucking border
You know I was it a setup did they set the guy out? I mean, I don't know maybe he was gonna say something
Yeah, we won't know what's gonna happen. Yeah, but 11 years is still and the thing is they're gonna release this guy back out
Dude, I'll tell you what after listening to the martyr made Epstein episode it talks about like the origins of this shit
Yeah, where I'm talking about US military. They were going to North Korea
North Vietnam this was back in the day getting kids sending them to Saudi Arabia Wow
No using him as currency. Yeah, I mean this was everybody was doing this even like Northern Ireland
They were taking children out the fuck England. I mean this this is
You know, they're going down for the black nobility. Yeah
They say the numbers, you know every once in a while like they say 800,000 kids blah blah blah
And when you think about it, man, it's like okay imagine the Super Bowl. It's gonna happen this week
That's like the Super Bowl filled up fucking
Well, it's more times more than that. I always quadruple numbers here on the leader
Yeah
Thing man, I'm gonna four million a year. Yeah, and so that's like what's a fuck man
That people can how does it not get how does this get swept under the rug? How come there's not a huge huge fucking?
Well, it's not swept under the rug. They fucking they're gonna release because
Parents
That's the whole thing and a lot of these I mean a lot of these kids too
It's not like they're just taken remember when Epstein had that ranch where they were breeding kids
Yeah, the purpose of well, and they had women they would pay for pay pay for the children
And a lot of them go underground too in the Dom's and stuff. Yeah, like a guy under the gate
Like a lot of them are traded so much shady
They're gonna release
They're gonna sort of everybody knows it about JFK like somebody I think that the majority of the population believes that the CIA was
Involved the yep some aspect. Yeah, but they're gonna release that but not the Epstein list. No, they said it is coming out
Well, yeah, they did
What's her name's got to be nominated first who Tulsi gabbard. No, I forget what her name
I was I don't think it was Tulsi somebody else. I think there's another woman that's actually gonna release it
Oh, she said once she's I think I gotta see just got nominated in all the people Trump's picking are great
No, they're not I think they're politicians. I'm gonna have to fucking disagree with you on that
We'll see you great first of all great. They all seem to be the best
He has sold our ass to fucking Israel for fucking quicker for nothing for nothing
How did we sell our ass to Israel?
Fucking bet and yeah who the keys to the White House the guys a genocidal maniac
Yeah, and if you look first of all even a jews don't like his fucking he's not he's Polish
He's not even fucking
Jew, yeah, I forget what is
Remember I sent you that there was a
He's an imposter. I didn't something like that. Yeah, and so that's why he doesn't care
You know what I mean when they use that fucking Abraham directive when they kill their own people
Yeah, come out and said this shit like they don't fucking give a fuck man. Even the Jews don't like him
They're fed up with them. I know they don't like them
The problem is is that all of it first of all, so what are you gonna do?
So you so oh this fucking guy goes on TV and says hey, we're gonna kick these people out of their country that we're here first
So that these people could take over that have been killing those people while we've been funding them to do it
while they were funding Hamas and
Started them so then they can always keep tension between them and you're gonna tell me fucking sounds about
10 guys and fucking
Barogliders came in and destroyed the most secure fucking in the fucking world any any area needle show listener knows that I definitely don't believe that
No, the narrative on that is completely absurd and false and they were they were planning this for years
And then they just happened to put a fucking rave on the end of on the edge of town
And then they couldn't even get there
They're only 25 minutes away and it takes them and then once you get there and you start seeing shit
The fucking ordinance the holes that you could see were from a helicopter from fucking
50 cal fucking bullets man like or whatever the caliber that they used and they were fucking
Shooting in on these houses. Oh, they blew it up with a rocket. They're like no they didn't blow it up with a rocket
Like this is not a rocket blast. Oh, well
We might have killed a couple people because we completely believe that killing our own people not to have them taken hostage is the way to go
Who does that?
What kind of fuck well, we know who does that heartless person does that and you know and the problem is is that everybody's fine with this?
Even the Jews are fine with it. Yeah, that's what you know
I mean, that's just that tells you everything right great. Don't get me wrong the CIA and the FBI have been killing us for fucking decades
and and African-Americans and black you know what I mean when they were fucking
spraying that shit and
Cincinnati in Ohio above the black ghettos
Everybody sick just give you all that tested Tuskegee testing fouchy testing fucking and
Going down to the hood and taking kids
Fucking vaccines on them and all this shit. This is all stuff that's been proven and it's like, you know what they
Want a race war? That's what they want. There's now right now. We are so the fucked up thing is okay
We all everybody's like get the illegals out. Okay when they're done hunting illegals. Who are they gonna turn on?
The people
Welcome to a police state because they're always in like they just arrested those people that fucking released the
Helicopter footage from CNN. It's like why?
Why did you release it?
Why did you?
The plane the helicopter crash where the helicopter fucking flew up
You can hear the audio from it and they were disoriented and they fucked up and flew into this plane
Yeah, and they arrested the people that fucking release the footage. It's like why I should be there should be fucking what total clarity
Invisibility and the people are already dead and they're not coming back
What's the matter? I didn't think it arrested cuz cuz they leaked the footage
From footage yeah from CNN and the footage. I mean not like it was anything because it's a fault. Yeah
It shows the government but everybody knows they were at fault. Yeah, and I think okay, that's fucking fine
So now what are you gonna do? You're just gonna pay people out and you're gonna it's swept under the fucking rug
Just like the cyber truck dude
Just like the new or the guy in New Orleans that ran over 12 fucking people in nothing
You know the crazy thing about airplane though like if there's an airplane crash
There's a max amount of money each person can get like they cap it off. Yeah, there's probably like a
Happens there's only a certain amount of money can have it's just like if you get vaccine injured
You got a fucking you have to sue the governor you have to get your compensation from the government cuz Ray
That's and that's cap to yeah, cuz Reagan signed that and I think they've only paid out like I think a billion dollars
Since it's a kid since it's yeah, and speaking of vaccine injuries
You will never get a vaccine injury from Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinarian
services clinic
because
He doesn't fuck around with that bullshit
He just works on the problem at hand, and he doesn't care about future shit. He cures. Yeah, he's a curing guy
Yeah, he's not a fake doctor
I don't know about that well if your cat he got the leak and your girl got some fat cheeks
called Tom's free clinic
And then miss Clio
So fuck it we have to go because I had to piss all right. I gotta press the button up there
Yeah, so here we go with our official outro. No way. Does this
Somebody playing thank you for tuning in happy black history month