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time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needle show. I'm Larry. I'm Needle. I'm Kiki.

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Oh wait, so you, we didn't have to do a test again? We just, you just learned? Yeah, no we did test.

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If there's anything wrong with the audio, please, please leave a comment because fucking Larry has been a high-end.

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This is almost like, I think, our 150th or something episode. Switch the camera. Switch the camera.

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And I just got the sound down, I think. And I want to say before we get started, today is my mom's birthday. Happy birthday, mom. Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday. This will be finished hopefully up online so we can watch it with the whole family tonight at your birthday. Hopefully she has a heart attack when you come out of the closet.

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But that'll be okay. Are you going to watch the whole family, huh? Yeah. Aren't they lucky. Well, you know what's funny is like any holiday like this when I walk.

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Holiday, Larry. Well, when it's a family. It's close enough to holiday. Yeah. It's a birthday. Sometimes they're already watching it when I walk in.

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Oh, man. Good news. What? Started work on the script for the sniffer. Nice. Nice. It's about. I think I know what it's about.

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It's about an up and becoming lonely boy who's got a penchant for sniffing ladies underwear. And he's Nemesis, the FBI agent.

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And this guy's just a serial sniffer. Hopefully we'll be in production by 2026. I hope so. It's going to be very, very low budget and low brow.

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Shall I say? This guy does have a proclivity and he's everything. He's on a mission. He's on a mission. He's in a funuk.

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So, uh, I know we'll get working on that. And then maybe I'm going to do, I want to do like a rough, like not like a table read where I just do one scene.

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We'll just do like a two or three minute scene. So maybe we could have. I'm excited. I'm looking forward to it. Maybe a table read with some lucky listeners.

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No, we're not inviting any of the listeners to the house. You can do it remote, but let me tell you. Yeah. If they're, if they like us, then I don't want them here.

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Yeah, that's going to be scary. Yeah. What a groucho martis to say. Any club that'll have me. I don't want to be a member.

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Yeah. If they'll have me. I don't want to be a part of it. Unless a certain lady wants to donate something to the movie. Absolutely.

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Oh, yes. Donations are totally. I mean, listen, I don't trust anybody. I'm more hands on if you get my drift. It could be just a man getting a can of tuna and sneered it on.

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I don't want nothing sent in. Excuse my apologies. My constituents. Yeah.

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I thought you were looking for donations. That our first rodeo here. Yeah. Well, donations, but they got to hand them in.

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Oh, well, you want to see it in person. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. I want to take it off. And then we'll give you accolades in the movie.

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Panny pair number 39. Yeah.

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You'll see it in the Ziploc bag with your name on it or 40 defense. All right. I got something in the schedule this morning. You guys are going to love this.

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Okay. Whenever they come in. So I'm like on the outskirts of the outskirts of town for work. And it's like fucking 530 in the morning.

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And I pulled into this gas station this morning. And so you set up the glory home. Yeah.

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Before quick buck here from the glory hall. That's a good time. 530 in the morning. Yeah. It's because it's just it's not dark out completely.

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It's still, you know what I mean? Yeah. The silhouette. Very romantic. Very romantic. And what do you call it? Yeah, there's nothing more romantic than a hole in a wall and a truck stop.

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Juliet. Yeah. 530. Let me tell you that really exudes fucking romance. Yeah. And so I've got pulled into this gas station and dude, I walk in and the first thing I see it looks like the guy selling mog wise.

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You know what that is? It's like a gizmo. I was just going to say that. It's like a gremlin shop. It's like an old Asian guy. Oh wait a minute. This is just a shop. All right.

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I'm going to have to get the gong out for this story. Yeah. So it looks like the guy selling fucking mog wise and the fucking half of it. And then it looks like a fucking screaming dragon blasted a hello kitty.

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And it was like Times Square and it was just like so one half was like this like a fucking Chinese. This is a store. Yeah, it was a gas station. And it's set up like.

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Okay, okay. No, it's a truck stop. No, no, no, it was just a gas station. Oh, just a gas station. Yeah, no, I was joking about being in a glory.

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Real faith. Real friend you are. I don't want you to ever have to interrogate you. You're the wrong guy in a race game. We didn't say that, sir.

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Well, he is. So I swear to God, this guy selling mog wise on one side and then the other side. What is that mog wise now for real? Have you never seen that movie? No.

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No, I've seen gremlins. No. Dude, it's a little fair. Should I do this now? It's been a while. Okay, so man, so this movie is gremlins. It's from the 80s. All right.

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Great movie. So what happens is these midgets, they live at these black midgets and they live in the hood. Yeah, okay. And they drink the water there. And I mean, it's unfiltered water.

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I mean, this is like, I think it was the tribes and shit. Yeah, they were by the GM building in Michigan. So then what happens is, is that these little midgets, they start giving birth to other little midgets and they're gremlins.

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You know what I mean? So it's, but they are the worst. Like, do you ever see baby's kids? Yeah. See, there we go. Look at that. So like during the daytime, they all you're saying they steal, but during the nighttime, they steal.

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I don't believe you. So I know that every movie is explained to me before. So listen, hey, what the fuck? Okay. But she and Cisco talk for a minute over here.

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So you drink the water and then they fucking make all these other little little nigglets. I don't know. Okay. That's a scientific term. So then, but each one's worse than the next one.

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Oh, man, let me tell you, one of them bites and then the other just one just shoots and the other one, you know, and they're really good looking too.

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So it gets, he's joking about that. One guy's got one eye, one guy's got three eyes. One guy's lips are so big, you can't get through the door.

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And you know, a wonky teeth.

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Yeah. So then basically, these gremlins, they're like, they say what's happening and they're like, hey, we don't have enough bone, we don't have enough EBT cards for all these guys and snap benefits and we don't have section eight housing for them.

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So eventually there's nowhere for them to live. Well, no, Patriot Front comes in.

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But this is an offshoot of Patriot Front. This is an OG Patriot.

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Yeah, this is because this was the 80s. Let's get back to the gas station.

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So, um, what do you call it? So like I said, one, one, there's only gremlins over here.

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Yeah, magwys on one side fucking. Literally, it looks like a Chinese dragon ran into a Hello Kitty and it was just like, just like exploded.

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Dude, I swear to God, they were fucking MK Ultra and me when I went in there.

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Well, Hello Kitty's MK Ultra.

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Well, no, but it was like, you know, the fucking music that they play, like, and then the lights are all flashing on me.

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So they're like, it's all like little pins and things.

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Yeah, next thing you know, you're walking up to the counter with a bunch of weird fucking rice hat on and I'm fucking working for the enemy.

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So then I like look at I'm looking for this guy. Where do you think he is? And I'm not lying.

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Where do you think he is? In the back room.

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Doing what? Squatting.

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That's all I was going to say, taking a shit.

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No, no, no, no, no. I think he just got in from a heater and he was doing his post heater squat.

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Yeah, yeah. He's relaxed.

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Because I could like, oh, I gotta get up.

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Yeah, dude, because I can, I'm looking, I think this guy's going to look like Kung Fu or something.

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You know what I mean? And first of all, what the fuck is the enemy doing this deep far into our lines?

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Well, I mean, come on, this is the number one question.

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This is Biden's America.

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No, this is not Biden's America. I mean, this fucking guy is stealing nuclear fucking codes and sending them back to the motherland.

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Well, he's sending them back with them gremlins.

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So fucking Ching Chong comes up to the register.

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Very humble.

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And what do you call him?

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He looks at me like I'm doing him a disservice.

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You're giving him money, but he doesn't want to get off his ass.

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Listen, I don't know if you're taking care of fucking catfishing a baby pool back there or you're fucking bagging heroin.

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Like, come on, fucking move it together, pops. Let's get this going.

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Exactly. I need smokes, motherfucker.

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Yeah, it's like...

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I'm on my way to work here.

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I mean, and you know what? I probably shouldn't have been smoking him from the enemy shop.

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I should have had some inclination to be...

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Yeah, that's what he's doing back here. He's rolling them to the subway.

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Oh, I should have just been like the stars at night. A big game, right?

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They give a different shit, man.

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Deep in the heart attack. Deep in the heart attack.

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I should have called ice on him.

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You know, they probably have a list. What is the white, hetero male cut...

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You know, what's their favorite brands of cigarettes?

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And then they get those cartons shipped from the enemy behind enemy lines.

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Okay, and?

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And then you come in and buy them and who knows what the fuck the smoke is.

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Yeah, like the Marlboro's spelt wrong.

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I hate to tell you that you're all dying from Chinese smokes right now.

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You know, speaking of those...

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So wait a second.

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Keep going.

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Just give me a couple more.

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Keep going.

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This isn't going to go too long.

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So, fucking Squatty McGregor roll.

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Finally, you know, I look at him and he's like looking at me like I'm speaking Chinese.

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They're usually not lazy.

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Huh?

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They're usually not that lazy.

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Well, I mean, he only walked like 10 foot. I couldn't really tell if he was lazy.

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I couldn't assess him that much.

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Well, he's become Americanized.

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He did his hands though. They did not look like he was going to kill anybody lately.

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He definitely didn't look like the enemy.

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Not like that tunnel rat.

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Oh, I don't even want to talk about that.

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So then this fucking guy, I'm like talking to him and he's like looking at me and I'm

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just like, yeah, okay, get cigarettes.

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You stop talking now.

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He won't then.

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You stop talking.

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This guy's trying to sell me some fucking Hello Kitty shit.

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I'm like, listen dude.

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I'm like, I already got one asshole in my life that likes to wear the enemy shit around his neck.

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I don't need to bring another listening device into the fucking basement.

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So basically, huh?

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I know.

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It's alright though.

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Keeps the gay away.

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So what do you call it?

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Yeah, I got MKLGed by Hello Kitty shit.

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Yeah, no.

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So this shit's just fucking...

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But it was on some little young Asian girl.

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And it's like full-hold chiming.

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My wife bought me a Hello Kitty guitar.

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But what do you call it?

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So this fucking, it's like you're standing there and the guy's like acting stupid so the fucking,

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the gook waves can fucking get into me because I'm standing so close to the fucking, the wall of nip on.

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You know what I mean?

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That's dangerous.

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Blasting at me.

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That's like standing too close to the microwave.

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Some of them...

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No, I mean you want to talk about Nagasaki and Buramshima.

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Similiar.

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We can talk about getting into the microwave.

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But what do you call it?

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So like, dude, and some of the paws are fucking moving and shit's like moving all over the place.

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They got those little cats in one block.

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Yeah, like they put the money in there or something.

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I don't know what, but some of them were just moving and it was just like, dude, it was just like...

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Every Chinese restaurant you go to.

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Mary went and loved it.

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Oh, dude, if you had done paparazzi, you'd be gay in four seconds.

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That's what it would do to you.

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It just automatically turns you fucking gay.

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But, um, so...

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I think I've been brainwashed.

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Well, you have.

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I mean, I want wonton soup and I want some fucking, what do you call it, some beef and broccoli.

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See, well, when we were driving in here, I got a whiff of Chinese food in your car past and the windows were open.

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Man, I wouldn't eat Chinese food.

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That's a dead hooker in the trunk.

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That makes sense.

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It ends up...

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Chinese food is fucking gross, man.

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It's not even real Chinese food.

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Oh, it's just good though.

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Dude, they eat like Wuhan shit, dude, wet market stuff.

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That's a fucking bat and pog and whatever the fuck they do.

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You want to talk about some heavy, heavy duty conspiracy?

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No, not at all.

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Okay, here we go.

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Hunter Biden.

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Paintings, right?

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He's got these paintings that burned up.

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Did you know this in the fire?

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We talked about it in the chat the other day.

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Wait a minute.

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We did?

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Yeah, the fire is the burnt...

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So basically, Hunter Biden...

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Okay, first of all, we already talked about this.

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The conspiracy is before it happens.

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This has already been put into fruition.

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Yeah.

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So it's done being a conspiracy.

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But in four days his paintings will be worthless.

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Well, did you know what they were made with?

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Blood and excrement?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And other heinous stuff like that?

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Yeah, yeah, he made fucking paintings with shit with his own...

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Yeah, that's what that's what I'm talking about.

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Hunter Hunter's pretty tailed.

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I mean, he's just saying you're an idiot because you don't know what excrement means.

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Whatever, suck it, dick.

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What a fucking baggett.

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Hey, dummy, this is what it means.

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I got to be some kind of fucking...

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So am I ineligible there?

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So here's the thing, you know, I'm sure he had insurance on these fucking paintings

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that are going to be worthless as soon as dad leaves office.

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It's just already funny.

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Of all the things they fucking type in the newspaper about the fires,

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Hunter Biden loses his paintings.

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No, but you know what I'm saying?

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No one is like, yeah.

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He's fucking going to do an insurance scam.

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He's already got his blanket fucking hardened.

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But listen, here's the deal though.

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You don't even hear some guy being like,

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I lost all my collectible cars that are not...

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You know what I mean?

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Like, oh, my paintings are gone.

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Yeah.

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Yes, he's propping himself up.

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Because he's already sold them for like half the money.

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No, he's propping himself up for insurance.

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All the paintings are.

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His fucking nigga just got fucking pardoned.

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And he's already getting ready to do another crime.

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If I were to be honest, his paintings actually weren't that bad.

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They weren't good at all.

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They suck.

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They weren't good.

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Malcolm has a painting from Cheetah, the monkey from Tarzan.

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I was just about to say that.

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It's better than Hunter's fucking painting.

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Here's another thing.

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I'm more of a giant, but that's the point.

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The paintings really are like a coupon for you to fucking...

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Look at that.

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Show that I paid for this painting from you.

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Dude, it's money laundering at the most extreme.

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But it's gonna be worthless in a minute.

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No, but think about this, Larry.

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It's money laundering at the greatest extreme

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because who dictates the value of these paintings?

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Motherfuckers had sold them.

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And there's the other thing.

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And stuff like that.

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He was an unknown painter and all of a sudden the motherfucker has...

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He wasn't unknown.

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Oh, come on, man.

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He made gallery shows and shit.

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Yeah.

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He made 300 paintings in a month because any asshole could do that.

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Yeah, just like Michael Angelou.

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You know, it's not like he could paint a picture of a woven basket, you know.

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Here's something that looks real.

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Hunter on canvas on 13-year-old.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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He's got that one on his laptop.

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Oh, man.

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But no, so yeah, this fucking guy, I mean, he's fucking...

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So you're going back to this gas station every day now, right?

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Well, you have to.

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You have to go there for smokes, right?

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Well, hopefully I'm going to slip a guy's note and be like, hey, then they will go to

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the train in the back.

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Well, all of a sudden you're going to fire every morning, you'll be driving, and all

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of a sudden you're going to...

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You're just going to be going there.

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There's drives right there.

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What the fuck?

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Why am I here again?

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Yeah, so shout out to fucking Woon Tsang Hu or whatever that guy's name was.

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He is a very honorable shop.

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Brainwashing me this time.

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So, most of you guys have driven across country, right?

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Yes.

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Several times.

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Okay, we didn't ask.

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With and without my family, his family vacation, his kids, which was the best time.

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He visited all the boys' towns and everything.

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Yeah.

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Oh, man, I was with my parents.

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But you don't go into these truck stops.

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That's what they're like, no, but that's what's like...

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Oh, that's fun shit.

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You go in these truck stops, all of a sudden there's food and shit, then all of a sudden

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there's a bunch of fucking machetes.

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Yeah, all these guys, craters.

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You're like, wow, why do they shell this shit?

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Because it's legal.

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That's what they do.

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They get out of state.

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And they know that a kid from out of state is going to see them.

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You're like, dad, I want to switch like, dad, I want to switch like...

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Dude, I want to switch like...

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Fucking ninja stars.

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Yeah.

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I want ninja stars.

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I want ninja stars.

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I swear I won't throw them in my brother's face.

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Yeah, exactly.

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But the amount of shit, the knickknacks and all the weird shit...

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Yeah, Larry's basement.

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Yeah.

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This should be a truck stop.

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We got the glory hole and we got all the knickknacks are ready.

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We can take it in a portable glory hole.

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We can take it on the road.

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So that...

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Right behind you.

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You know what I was thinking about, and man, I just...

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I can't fucking...

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Sometimes it just can't stop.

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So you ever see those videos with the...

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Yeah.

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...the Ukraine where they're dropping the bombs on the soldiers from the drones.

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And they show them.

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All I was thinking was Larry with his pants down on his ass.

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Yeah.

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So I went...

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Shaking it.

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It's just like, it's this guy again.

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They just told me to drop.

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I was dying about that.

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Dude, you ever see...

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It was really killing me.

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I'm glad you're thinking about me.

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You're gonna get marked to do a...

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Oh, yeah, I can tell you.

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There you go.

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Do you ever see those videos?

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Now where the guys just sit there all confident and just like,

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kicks the thing away as it drops.

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It's like, having a heater.

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Wait, wait.

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Oh, no, the drone...

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The drone's got a camera of them dropping like...

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I don't know if it's grenade or what it drops on.

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It's got a armament on it.

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And the guys just lay in there on the ground.

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What's it called?

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An outlaw.

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It's with a D.

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What's it called?

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All right.

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No good hung up on the name.

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But he drops it down and the guys just sit there as it comes down.

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He kicks it and it just goes away and blows up like right in front of him.

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The drone blows up?

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No, the drone drops the bomb.

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How hard is this to understand?

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I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

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The drone is a camera.

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He looks like the Chinese guy from the shop this morning.

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Yeah, hey.

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You can get him that Foo Man Chumas.

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Fucking dink-mic idiot.

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But no, there's a Russian soldier in a dugout.

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I didn't know it was a Russian soldier.

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No, a Russian soldier's laying on the ground in a little hole.

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It's a hole.

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So it's worth it.

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And he's sitting there, got his gun set, smoking a heater, just laying there looking up at the drone.

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The drone has the camera, drops his grenade, the Russian soldier just lifts up his foot.

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The timing's off.

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The time kicks it as it comes in and it just shoots over to where the chair is, blows up,

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and he doesn't even flinch.

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And then the drone can't do nothing because it only had one fucking chair.

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Sure, one payload.

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But then there's other ones too, it drops it on the gun, a guy grabs it, just throws it.

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Like it's an everyday routine.

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Well, you gotta do something quick.

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Because fucking this guy has things dropped back.

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Russia's our biggest enemy right now.

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But yeah, it's crazy.

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Dude, Russia is not our biggest enemy.

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What are you talking about?

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Isn't it China and shit?

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No, that's...

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So Russia, Russia, we've been brainwashed with Russia since we were little kids.

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So I can't believe that Russia's bad.

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The left wants you to believe.

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The right wants you to believe that China's the bad guy and the left wants you to believe

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that Russia's the bad guy.

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I got this dope ass Russian fucking uniform that says Russia's pretty cool.

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It says Russia's pretty cool on it.

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It's not quite Hugo Boss cool, but...

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I just want to step down.

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I don't have a Nazi uniform.

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Nazi jacket, sorry.

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Come on.

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You have it.

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It's just saying a Nazi jacket.

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Your other one.

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No, there's nothing wrong with that one.

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Man, you are a dummy sometimes.

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You thought I was talking about that jacket, a Nazi jacket?

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Yeah, you definitely were hanging out with fucking Hirschfeld at that tranny clinic.

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That's what it was.

401
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But no, so...

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That's the Boys Town Battalion jacket.

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Oh yeah.

404
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This is a rear-hand roll.

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We're picking on Larry today.

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Ah, shit.

407
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Yeah, we've been picking on him all fucking day.

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I didn't do it on camera.

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Oh, what's the next door?

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Oh, okay.

411
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How about fucking Biden's little farewell speech?

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The fuck was that?

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Did you see him?

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No, I don't watch TV.

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I'm crying on TV.

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I saw it.

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I watched it.

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I watched it.

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And it made you stupid.

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I wanted to see him at the watch.

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It made you so much more stupid.

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He was talking about like dark money and like how...

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Dark money?

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Trump is all dark money.

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I know me.

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African-American.

427
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Yeah, I did it just...

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You should just add living shit in there.

429
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Yeah.

430
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I don't know where he's at.

431
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No, no, no.

432
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I told him he was going to get real at that.

433
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I told him he was going to get real at that.

434
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I told him he was going to get real at that.

435
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I told him he was going to get real at that.

436
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Yeah, I mean, I honestly...

437
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You guys want to get into that shit.

438
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No, I honestly believe...

439
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Let's do get into that.

440
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Fuck the speech that he made.

441
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Did you know what...

442
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I think he's been dead since like 2018 or even before.

443
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Well, dead in his mind.

444
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Well, possibly like a replacement is there and he is actually dead.

445
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Well, here's the deal.

446
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You know what?

447
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I was thinking about this the other day.

448
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And people are like, how can people keep a secret about 9-11 and all this other stuff?

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But then I liken it to, hey, the first time when I was born, the first fucking thing that

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I was told is that Santa Claus was real.

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And other parents kept their mouths shut.

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Everybody, nobody...

453
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If you told somebody's kid that Santa...

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You'd get fucking...

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After a couple of schlitzes, you'd get slapped around, you know?

456
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So it's like...

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I can completely see like...

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I can liken it to that where it's like...

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Okay?

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So if these people are willing to lie like that, that's the first program and we get as...

461
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You get as adults and as children.

462
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And then you can take it as crazy and then it gets crazier.

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Easter Bunny.

464
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Well, but it's all the same shit.

465
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Yeah, once you get the big one out...

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Tooth Fairy.

467
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Once you get the big one, you know what I mean?

468
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The big one out is that's what you want.

469
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The other little ones...

470
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No, no, Santa Claus.

471
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Now you talk about the Moon landing, now you're talking about 9-11.

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Well, the Moon landing was one that the government made the fucking adult.

473
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The fucking adults of that generation believed.

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They put it on the TV.

475
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Yeah, and every generation...

476
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
The Challenger.

477
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
All the fucking cause trauma.

478
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
That was my brother's birthday.

479
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
January 28th, whatever fucking year, 1980.

480
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
They just want to...

481
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
They love traumatizing us.

482
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
They really do.

483
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Alright, thanks for the...

484
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Okay, shout out to North Shore Nick.

485
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
86, yeah, North Shore Nick.

486
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
He was born in 1985.

487
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
No, no, no.

488
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
That we were...

489
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,000
It was his birthday and we were getting high watching the Challenger blow off the room.

490
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Yeah, you all knew about it.

491
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Yeah, no, he fucking...

492
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
So that's all that more shit like you were saying, okay?

493
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,000
So now they put this guy in front of us that one time he's really tall, then another time

494
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,000
something looks weird about him and it's like they're just doing this to fuck with us.

495
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
And here's the thing, the way they keep the secret...

496
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Like, when it's that cat...

497
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Manhattan Project.

498
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Or when it's a secret that caliber long...

499
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Fuck it, don't all those people...

500
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
It's like, we're gonna kill your family.

501
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Yeah, and it's like, okay, I'll keep this damn secret.

502
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
And they do kill a couple...

503
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:17,000
And then there's a couple rogues and they kill those motherfuckers or someone close to them.

504
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
And then the rest of the people fall right in line.

505
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Well, yeah, if you work for Boeing...

506
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Yeah, it's like, hey, I don't want my mom or my family or my fucking, you know, kids or my...

507
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
I don't even want my pets to get killed by these fuckers.

508
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Well, that's why when they want...

509
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Yeah, right.

510
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:37,000
When you join these fucking three letter agencies, they want you to not have a family, be fucking

511
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
a loner, do all...

512
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
You know what I mean?

513
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Yeah, they love guys that are typical serial killers.

514
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Well, yeah, nobody's the wiser.

515
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Nobody's asking questions about it.

516
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
We're having a bill.

517
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Oh, he's in Cuba for the next two months.

518
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Yeah, and they forget about him.

519
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Yeah, so it's all...

520
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
The funny thing is...

521
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Yeah, Bill got killed in Cuba.

522
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Yeah, it's exactly.

523
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
I was fucking whatever.

524
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
I mean, at least come up with something cool.

525
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
You know, he might fight in a tranny in Colombia.

526
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
That's how I fucking write that on my tool.

527
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
What do you got here?

528
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Some flavor?

529
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Yeah, I want to tell a part.

530
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
It's so good.

531
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
I wouldn't take anything from his fingers if you can't...

532
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Get the fuck out.

533
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
I'm as clean as could be.

534
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Well, if I keel over in a couple of minutes, we know why.

535
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Well, watch out.

536
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
He's going to try to get you while you're still here.

537
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Oh, no, no, bro.

538
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
That's just a little room right there.

539
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Dude, these are good.

540
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
They just fell apart.

541
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Sounds like some Roman thing.

542
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Oh, and you know what?

543
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
I got to apologize.

544
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
This one...

545
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Fucking last week, I said some shit about the Bloomingdale guy.

546
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
His name was Alfred.

547
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
I think I said like Tony or something like that.

548
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
I don't know.

549
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Bloomingdale.

550
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Yeah, the guy with the fucking...

551
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
With Vicky fucking...

552
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
The guy with Reagan we were talking about.

553
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
How they...

554
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
With Larry Flinto, we had the tapes on him.

555
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

556
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Okay, so the guy's name was Alfred Bloomingdale.

557
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
I don't think we were talking about it on the show, though, were we?

558
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Yeah, we talked about it.

559
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
We did mention something about...

560
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I think we talked about it on the show.

561
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Like the DeLorean?

562
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Yeah, with John DeLorean and the...

563
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Oh, yeah.

564
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
We might want to talk about it.

565
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
DeLorean tapes.

566
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
But I'm just...

567
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
So that's my retraction in the last week.

568
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
DeLorean, man.

569
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
How about that guy?

570
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Yeah, John DeLorean.

571
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Okay, it was a fucking...

572
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
What a wild fucking story.

573
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
I'm telling you.

574
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
He said, look it.

575
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Look at all that cocaine in that suitcase.

576
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I can't even get that fucking clothes.

577
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
That's my Larry Flint, which I love it.

578
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
And the best is he's telling Norm this.

579
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,000
So the DeLorean tapes was John DeLorean on camera getting caught with a bunch of kilos.

580
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
It's like 40...

581
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
40 something kilos or something like that.

582
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
40?

583
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Something I can't remember.

584
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Yeah.

585
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
And Larry Flint is fucking like...

586
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
That's fucked him up with his factories.

587
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Well, he's doing commentary for the fucking...

588
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
When he had the eye case.

589
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
And while Norm is watching...

590
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Moreno McDonald's watching it.

591
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
You know, this is people versus Larry Flint.

592
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
One of the greatest movies ever.

593
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Check it out.

594
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
And he's like, look at this fucker.

595
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
He comes in and it's the FBI.

596
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
And he moves right out of the way.

597
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
He's very camera-shy.

598
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Well, he's savvy.

599
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
And the guy moves out of the way.

600
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000
The other guys just grab the champagne, get up, fucking...

601
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Do they do that?

602
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
And you want to know why?

603
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Because they're all FBI.

604
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,000
It's like the FBI working with the FBI to set this motherfucker up.

605
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
I had to watch that again.

606
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I had to buy the green one.

607
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
But yeah, it's such a great movie.

608
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
But I don't know.

609
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Here's another half of you.

610
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
But yeah, so this guy Bloomingdale.

611
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Alright, come on.

612
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Enough fucking food talk, Faggot.

613
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Jesus, man.

614
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Fucking, hey.

615
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
So then this fucking...

616
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
The purple one's good.

617
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
So then another big interview.

618
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
I had to buy that one.

619
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Dude, I mean...

620
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
This is good.

621
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
You guys are fucking gay.

622
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Alright, there we go.

623
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Problem solved.

624
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
I'm a bit...

625
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Dude, I'm gonna get fucking rats.

626
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Yeah, you.

627
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Fucking non-away order.

628
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Yeah, homo.

629
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
What a fucking trash fucker.

630
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
So then we're talking about Vicki Morgan.

631
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000
So this guy, this Bloomingdale guy is actually pretty interesting.

632
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
He's the one who got involved.

633
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
He's the guy who started credit cards.

634
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
He started the diners club.

635
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Did he own the store, Bloomingdale's?

636
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
He was part of the family.

637
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Yeah, that's what I thought.

638
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
But he was what he called...

639
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
They started the diners club.

640
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
They started credit cards.

641
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:57,000
The diners club was the first high-line big time, like, high-class...

642
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
It was the first credit card.

643
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
But it was like the first...

644
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
But the problem was...

645
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:07,000
But the problem was that people started taking transactions at stores and became obsolete.

646
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Because you could only use it at these diners places.

647
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Certain places.

648
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yeah.

649
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
So that's the only thing I want.

650
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Which is kind of interesting.

651
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Like when you pulled it out, you were cool.

652
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000
And this guy, this fucking guy, I don't know about that, but...

653
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
That's what you call it.

654
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
I thought you pulled out some freaking blow.

655
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000
It's the 80s, Larry.

656
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Dude, it was before the 80s.

657
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
You know, I'm gonna use that card to chop lines for you, sweetheart.

658
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Okay.

659
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000
I'm gonna go down there and breathe like a snorkel on it.

660
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
And then grab, and then blow those in my ass.

661
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,000
You know, tickle my nuts and then flick macho.

662
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
But, uh...

663
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
The good old days.

664
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,000
So then, uh, that fucking got me all fucking discombobulated about that.

665
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Where was I gonna go with that?

666
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Started thinking about nuts and balls and all.

667
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Where was I gonna go with that?

668
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Fuck, all right.

669
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Well, he was part of a little hat club.

670
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
They all are.

671
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
They all are.

672
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
But yeah, no, but...

673
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Oh, that's what it's gonna say.

674
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
So this guy got...

675
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
So this guy got...

676
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
You know who the Marquis de Sade is?

677
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000
He was like the sadistic fucking ruler.

678
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Mm-hmm.

679
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
And they...

680
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000
This dude Bloomingdale, the fucking...

681
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,000
His therapist and shit, said that he had the sexual proclivities of this de Sade guy.

682
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
He'd like beat women and hurt, you know what I mean?

683
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Like, he was a sociopath.

684
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
And where are you going?

685
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Nowhere.

686
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Dude, where Larry?

687
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Get the fuck sit down!

688
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
I'm just gonna go get that candy, man.

689
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Jesus, dude, you are so retarded.

690
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
It exudes us.

691
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Army crawl outta here.

692
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
I know.

693
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Watch out, ass off.

694
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
It exudes us.

695
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I know, a bad amplifier didn't wear fucking time.

696
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Dude, I swear to God, candy.

697
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
You're so autistic, dude.

698
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
I mean, fuck, dude.

699
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
There you go, kid.

700
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Ah.

701
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
But this Marquis de Sade guy was a real bad dude.

702
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
And this guy would just...

703
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
It's a crazy fucking story.

704
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Like, they actually...

705
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000
This chick, she mysteriously died in this dress party.

706
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

707
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
So how did you hear this story?

708
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Because this is an offshoot from the...

709
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
What's that?

710
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Delorean story, right?

711
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Oh, yeah, no.

712
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
But this is how it all started with Larry Flint.

713
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,000
And then what he called Larry Flint said he had the Reagan tapes of Reagan getting pegged.

714
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
And all these other things.

715
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Why did Delorean get all hooked up with the Coke?

716
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Did he like Coke?

717
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000
No, I think he was gonna make a lot of money off it because he needed to get the business going.

718
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Yeah, because the government was causing him over.

719
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
He really didn't do blow, right?

720
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
I'm sure he did.

721
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Well, I mean, not to the extent where he's gone.

722
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
I would love to do a Delorean episode.

723
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Yeah, I've never seen Delorean documentary.

724
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Which is so funny.

725
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
I did see it, but it was so long ago.

726
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
The one on Netflix, I think.

727
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
It was so funny.

728
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000
But isn't it crazy he made the same thing out of the Cybertrucks?

729
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
The aluminum that they used.

730
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

731
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Steel.

732
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
So this guy was a pioneer.

733
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
He was ahead of his time with everybody fucking.

734
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:44,000
When I was a kid, I remember riding my bike and the first time seeing a Delorean, like,

735
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000
before I even knew who he was or anything.

736
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
And I went and I'm like, DMC.

737
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
That's the only thing that's said on the whole car.

738
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Yeah, the front.

739
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
I'm like, dad, what car is this?

740
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
And it was just all stainless.

741
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000
It looked like the fucking refrigerator Mary has in the kitchen.

742
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
I was just like blown away, man.

743
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Too bad those things were pieces of shit.

744
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
It really were.

745
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
It was a fucking ghetto.

746
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
It looked amazing, you know, as a kid.

747
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
You know, I couldn't even drive yet or whatever.

748
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
The door was all about the, yeah.

749
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
They were the first one that had the doors just open like that.

750
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Well, not the first ones, but I mean, back to the future really made that car popular.

751
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Way before back to the future.

752
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Well, no, I know, but I'm just saying.

753
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
My old neighbor, my old neighbor,

754
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000
his shop was in Ireland.

755
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
I can't.

756
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
And then something happened.

757
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000
And they said, you got to get the fuck out of here.

758
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Fucking potato monkeys.

759
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Something.

760
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Can't trust those motherfuckers.

761
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
No.

762
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
I mean, come on.

763
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Potato famine.

764
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
You guys can't find anything else to eat or not a hunt asshole.

765
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Hey, there's nothing wrong with potatoes.

766
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Yeah.

767
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Coming from the fucking sodium warrior.

768
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
I can live off potatoes.

769
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Well, potatoes are okay, but you know what?

770
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000
You can't really fucking, the Irish are really stupid drunk alcoholics.

771
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
So I knew this fucking guy.

772
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,000
This guy used to call downstairs time.

773
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
He lived with Tom.

774
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Downstairs time?

775
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Yeah, because Tom lived upstairs.

776
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Oh man, such a good deal right there.

777
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Well, the guy wasn't food cake too.

778
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
I bet he was.

779
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Because one day someone called and they're like, it's time there and there was two times.

780
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
One upstairs, one down.

781
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
You have to go to the regular downstairs time.

782
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
You want to let it or sugar in the tank.

783
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Right.

784
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:28,000
So he, his family decided they're going to move to Canada and to live in Canada.

785
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000
You have to live in a refugee camp for a horrible amount of years.

786
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
And I mean, it's like fucking like seven years.

787
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
The fucking syrup monkeys.

788
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000
And all they had to eat was no Mexican.

789
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
No Mexican.

790
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Yeah.

791
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
All they had to eat was potatoes.

792
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
They would grow potatoes.

793
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000
And so this guy started naming to me and Mary one day.

794
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
I mean, they cook it in another seeds.

795
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I don't know what the fuck their problem was, but he said they grew potatoes.

796
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Like maybe the community, each person grew a different thing.

797
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000
They put it in, but their family was in charge of potatoes.

798
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
You wonder why the Irish are so fucking angry.

799
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
They got potatoes, that's it.

800
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Well, he's like, man, you could make him, he named about 150 ways to make potatoes.

801
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Yeah.

802
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato whiskey, potato beer, potato, all that shit,

803
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
all that shit.

804
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
No, that's what he was like.

805
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,000
And his dad made him dig a well for water by hand, by hand.

806
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Like, you know what, for a while, you know, we're digging a hole by hand in soccer.

807
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
For a while.

808
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,680
You don't have to go to a deep.

809
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,440
Well, they're in Canada or wherever.

810
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,840
I forgot where it was.

811
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,840
But fuck, I don't, yeah.

812
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,920
And they had to live on like,

813
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,400
in like this fucking thing.

814
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,480
So listen, this, and then this kid was in charge

815
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,320
of getting up.

816
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,640
Did you hear this on a TV show?

817
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,240
No, this is this kid that I knew.

818
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,080
He lived with rats.

819
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,920
This is downstairs.

820
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,760
Oh, downstairs.

821
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,240
Yeah, in fucking up.

822
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,760
What he did was he had a chop on the wood

823
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,840
for everyone to have hot water in the morning

824
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,800
and everything and do all these chores, you know?

825
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,800
So then they lived there for like four or five years.

826
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,160
He had to leave town.

827
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,320
He lived in Hanover Park.

828
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,200
He had to leave town because he was in trouble with the law.

829
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,160
And his brother used to also harass him and beat his ass.

830
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,120
His brother was this big fucking macho guy.

831
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,600
I mean, where is his story going?

832
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,440
Well, here's the thing.

833
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,320
Okay, well, finally.

834
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,800
He fucking says, I'm done with this.

835
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,000
I don't care about the law.

836
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,040
I'm gonna go face my thing and go do my jail time.

837
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,480
And he leaves Canada and comes back to Hanover Park.

838
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,200
And then now his dad doesn't have the wood chopper,

839
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,240
the well digger, the potato picker.

840
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,320
And he's like, fuck it.

841
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,080
Now he is also at this time,

842
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,560
has another wife with a new family.

843
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,480
And they're like, you know what?

844
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,320
Fuck it.

845
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,480
And the guy goes to New York and becomes a businessman.

846
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,320
And he's like a multi-millionaire

847
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,400
and doesn't give Tom downstairs time.

848
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,240
Okay, Tom.

849
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,120
Yeah, doesn't give him a fucking.

850
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,800
Nothing.

851
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,640
Yeah.

852
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,760
What does that mean?

853
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,520
That was the worst story ever.

854
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,360
That wasn't that.

855
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,400
I mean, it really was.

856
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,640
I apologize to our listeners for literally wasting

857
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,720
one minute of your time that you were never going to get back.

858
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:20,200
Honestly, it sounded like Backdoor Tom was like,

859
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,040
It was crazy.

860
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,360
He was letting, like he was giving,

861
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:26,160
he didn't want to do his chores.

862
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,200
So he was letting people get him in the back door

863
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,440
so he didn't ever do his chores or something.

864
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,560
No, no, no.

865
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,200
He didn't want to do his chores.

866
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,080
So he moved away from the family.

867
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,120
Right?

868
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:35,960
Yeah.

869
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,800
Did you ever blow him?

870
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,960
No.

871
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,120
Unfortunately, he moved me.

872
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,400
No, I don't know if he's a big kisser.

873
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,400
You have to ask needles.

874
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,560
I don't even know who gay Tom is.

875
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,920
That wasn't even a good burn.

876
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,240
Downstairs Tom.

877
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,040
I know, which is even funnier.

878
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,240
Double Tom's.

879
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,640
And upstairs Tom was a whore.

880
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,440
I mean, he was a great dude, but man, he was not.

881
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,480
But you're going to say he was a horrible person

882
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,320
is what you were actually.

883
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,400
I was going to say that.

884
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,240
I was going to tell him.

885
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,080
I was going to tell him.

886
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:02,920
Then I thought about it for a second.

887
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:03,760
Because he was not a whore.

888
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,600
I know.

889
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,400
And that's why I retracted what I was going to say.

890
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,280
Just like Bagged Fruitcake weirdo Tom is not a horrible person.

891
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,800
I never said I never called them all those names.

892
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,240
I'm talking about whoever's out there listening.

893
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,520
That might be the truth.

894
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,920
I don't know how to have anything to base that off.

895
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,640
I'll take a word for it.

896
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,080
That was a lot for them to curve.

897
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,200
Oh, boy.

898
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,040
Oh, shit.

899
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:30,880
What was I going to talk about?

900
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,680
Well, Joe Biden's man and Nancy Pelosi because she's Joe Biden.

901
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,200
Joe Biden?

902
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,280
Oh, Joe, not Joe.

903
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,240
Joe.

904
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,960
Yeah, doctor, the so-called doctor.

905
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,080
He's not a doctor.

906
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,600
She's a fucking idiot.

907
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,200
She did some interview at the watch.

908
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,040
I'm actually the outpost.

909
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,600
She was crying about Pelosi.

910
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,640
Like she's surprised that she got stabbed in the back

911
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,760
and was like, she was supposed to fall in line.

912
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,960
She expected loyalty out of her.

913
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,840
And it's like, you know, fuck the country.

914
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,600
Be loyal to this old man who's completely fucking seen out,

915
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,680
even though she was loyal because the bitch

916
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,040
should have fucking ousted.

917
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,640
She should have called them out right away.

918
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,520
That bitch is walking around in a walker.

919
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,360
Yeah.

920
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,200
I'm the same girl.

921
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,040
It's like, come on, man.

922
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:17,880
It is right there.

923
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,720
She just broke her hip.

924
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,720
Yeah, I know.

925
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,320
That sign right there is that that's a downfall from there.

926
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,160
Yeah.

927
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,000
Once you fall once.

928
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Well, when you break your hip.

929
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,840
I broke my hip.

930
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,920
And you got cans the size of like watermelons.

931
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,120
You think they would stop that shit?

932
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,400
That's why I had to get it.

933
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,400
I mean, you really would, right?

934
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,600
But no.

935
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,240
And then it went to taxpayers dollars too,

936
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,560
because they flew her to an Air Force base.

937
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,160
It was like $250,000 for a day.

938
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,120
Oh, geez.

939
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:39,960
Yeah, wait.

940
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,880
It was in Germany.

941
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,720
Oh, all right.

942
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,560
I was gonna say, she had a layup.

943
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,400
She was following the oven.

944
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,600
Yeah, right.

945
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,040
Well, she had a layup in a hospital in Germany.

946
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,560
She had to be in Poland for that.

947
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,880
But like, what the fuck is she even doing out there

948
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,720
in the first place?

949
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,560
I think she's doing.

950
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,360
She's out there fucking getting more money.

951
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,800
Milk in the fucking system?

952
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,600
Oh, she can.

953
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,760
Milk them titties.

954
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,720
She's a fucking gross, come on.

955
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,120
Yeah, I know Larry.

956
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,080
Actually, I bang out Nancy Pelosi.

957
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:08,920
Dude, I'll tell you what.

958
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,320
When I was in Tennessee, we went to.

959
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,400
You're gonna tell me if she didn't come up to you.

960
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,800
And you're more of her husband's fan, aren't you?

961
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,520
Yeah.

962
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,680
He's hot.

963
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,120
Paul Pelosi.

964
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,120
Hammer gay stuff.

965
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,000
Isn't that what we call that, the hammer gay or what?

966
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,520
Yeah, let's do some gay shit.

967
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,000
Go get that hammer out of it in the head right now.

968
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,440
No, I'll tell you a funny little story.

969
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,920
When I was in Tennessee, we went to this little,

970
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,840
me and Scraud, he went to this little show,

971
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,040
met some older women there.

972
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,600
We ended up going to this bar.

973
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,160
Paul's gonna play the FBI agent in the sniffer mood.

974
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,760
And he is a sniffer.

975
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,880
He is a perfect agent.

976
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,440
He's got the build to where an FBI windbreaker.

977
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,280
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.

978
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,120
But anyways, we go to this bar and there's all these,

979
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,080
what do you call it, these brides parties.

980
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,240
Oh, bachelor parties.

981
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,080
Bachelor parties.

982
00:37:59,080 --> 00:37:59,920
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

983
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,760
Let me tell you.

984
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,600
But just so there's all these young women here.

985
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,920
And you know what happens to the fridge

986
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,760
always protects the snacks.

987
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,080
Yeah, well, but the thing is,

988
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:06,920
the biggest girl's always perfect.

989
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,320
I'm an old man, I'm talking to these younger guys.

990
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,880
I'm like, I can't go out there and dance with them.

991
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,240
They just get creeped out.

992
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,840
And I'm like, you guys gotta go dance with them.

993
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,960
Then we start talking to these guys.

994
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,560
Like, oh, I'm just in for, you know,

995
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,520
he works in politics in Washington, DC.

996
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,360
Oh boy.

997
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,200
And then he makes a comment.

998
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,040
I'm not into girls.

999
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,600
Oh, Nancy Pelosi best tits on Washington.

1000
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,440
Nice.

1001
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,000
Like, it's a pretty absurd.

1002
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,040
Well, you know what, think about it.

1003
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,600
What's the two things you can keep together

1004
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,240
when you're in Ansible Three Things technically?

1005
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:34,080
Your alcoholism, your tits and your vagina.

1006
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,920
That's really it.

1007
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,920
You got a bum hit now.

1008
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,960
So you really, really gotta watch your alcohol.

1009
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,800
Yeah.

1010
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,000
How much fucking goes down a receipt.

1011
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,840
Yeah, what was that?

1012
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,960
Because you know, you'll fall over

1013
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,200
all with the chits for the fucking alcohol.

1014
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,960
They all have their...

1015
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,120
They get the ration.

1016
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:54,960
Yeah.

1017
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,080
Their alcohol ration.

1018
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,560
The only time they don't complain about communism

1019
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,000
is when they get their alcohol ration.

1020
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,840
Yeah.

1021
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,680
Very fucking...

1022
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,360
Yeah, they get all rowdy and goofy

1023
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,680
if they don't have it.

1024
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,520
Right, right.

1025
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,560
And they got a, you know,

1026
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,920
liquor store installed at the fucking...

1027
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,760
That's what we're talking about.

1028
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,600
Yeah, but they're grilling Pete Hexeth about

1029
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,760
being an alcoholic.

1030
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,600
Yeah, right.

1031
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,040
That's fucking classic.

1032
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:18,880
The guy even said he's like...

1033
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,720
Beautiful, hypocritical shit.

1034
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,400
I can name most everybody coming in late

1035
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,360
to make a vote drunk.

1036
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,680
First of all, okay, I'm gonna tell you right now,

1037
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,680
let's talk about the fucking Slush Fund

1038
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,360
and the fucking, the fund that they had to pay off

1039
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,120
for sexual, what do you call it, misconduct.

1040
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,120
Oh, I tell you, I said Larry Needle's had a Slush Fund.

1041
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,720
Yeah, we do.

1042
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,560
I got excited for a minute.

1043
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,720
You know, it was a Slushy Fund, that's what you...

1044
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,560
Yeah.

1045
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,880
That girl.

1046
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,720
Got excited for it.

1047
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,800
You gotta buy you a, I'm a company credit card

1048
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,480
a Slushy machine, that's the only way you'll work.

1049
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,760
When we get popular.

1050
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,920
We'll mount it for a while.

1051
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,320
You gotta bring your lawyer in with you.

1052
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,840
It's fucking Finkelstein.

1053
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,640
Finkelstein, Hammerstein.

1054
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,200
He needs a Slushy machine.

1055
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,800
He needs a Slushy machine.

1056
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,360
Oh, how about we open a gym for Jews?

1057
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,040
Or it's like, you just throw shekels on the ground

1058
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,240
and they have to pick them up.

1059
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,480
We'll have like a neck exercise for the boils

1060
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,840
so the head goes down and comes up.

1061
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,840
We'll set the oven and you gotta get out really quick.

1062
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,560
Hey, yeah.

1063
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,920
That's your spritz.

1064
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,800
Yeah, that's the cardio.

1065
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,440
You gotta get on one side of the oven to the other.

1066
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,280
It's fucking terrible.

1067
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,240
It's for the door shuts.

1068
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,080
Oh, fuck, that is bad.

1069
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,000
It's a fucking...

1070
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,840
But funny, it's a joke.

1071
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,680
It's just a joke.

1072
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,520
It is funny.

1073
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,080
What the fuck, man?

1074
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,320
It's almost gotta say it's terrible though,

1075
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,240
cause you know...

1076
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,400
And then laugh at it right after you say it's terrible.

1077
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,280
For a true fucking organization.

1078
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,560
But uh...

1079
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,320
It would be like, yeah, that's not funny.

1080
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,800
Does it...

1081
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,040
These people that are coming out now,

1082
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,320
he seems like Mel Gibson and shit,

1083
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,680
like they're talking about Hollywood.

1084
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,520
It's like, first of all, you're already in the club.

1085
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,080
No, Mel Gibson's been calling them out.

1086
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:00,920
Yeah, but still...

1087
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,760
It's since the 80s.

1088
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,320
He had to do his shit to get in.

1089
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,160
No, he didn't.

1090
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,280
How do you know?

1091
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,120
Cause...

1092
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:07,960
How the fuck do you know this, Larry?

1093
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,320
Cause he's Australian.

1094
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,520
And here's the other thing, man.

1095
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,360
Don't mean shit.

1096
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,200
You're still in there in the world.

1097
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,280
He is an actual real Christian.

1098
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,120
They came down...

1099
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:15,960
Right now he is...

1100
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,720
He was before too, man.

1101
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,560
They came down on him for being anti-Semitic.

1102
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,560
Long ago, brother.

1103
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,400
Yeah, but he's the big...

1104
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,400
What they're gonna do to you

1105
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,280
when anyone ever fucking knows who you are.

1106
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,400
Yeah, I totally fucking off.

1107
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,640
I wear like a warm blanket and a cold mug.

1108
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,840
Mel Gibson is like, suck it.

1109
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,760
He's like, choke on it, motherfuckers.

1110
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,600
I don't care what you say.

1111
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,440
You would choke on it.

1112
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,280
It's so weird.

1113
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,120
It's so weird.

1114
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,000
But when you're younger, you do dumb shit.

1115
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,480
And if you can realize and reconcile...

1116
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,440
When he was so young the first time

1117
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,760
he fucking did this little fucking outburst.

1118
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,680
Isn't it weird that it's just all of a sudden...

1119
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,960
That they so-called anti-Semitic outbursts.

1120
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,040
But it's just funny.

1121
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,600
It's like, what the fuck did they do?

1122
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,680
He was the first one to stick to his guns, though, brother.

1123
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,880
He did stick to his guns.

1124
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,920
People have been doing this for a long, long time.

1125
00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:59,760
Well, yeah, but...

1126
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,520
But they fucking got ousted completely.

1127
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,240
He's the only one that was able to somehow...

1128
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,200
Probably through the power of Jesus.

1129
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,160
Because he had to kiss the ring.

1130
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,920
Is it fucking kissing you?

1131
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,280
The passion of the guys.

1132
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,400
It's called kissing the ring again.

1133
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,680
He's not kissing any rings, Nate.

1134
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,640
Once they slap your dick, dude.

1135
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,480
Well, no, did you hear about Passionate of Christ?

1136
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,880
He couldn't get anybody...

1137
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,520
None of the producers, none of the theaters.

1138
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,360
Imagine that.

1139
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,680
Nobody would show it.

1140
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,880
Nobody would back him.

1141
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,400
But then he got some random guy that was him

1142
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,680
and, I guess, Fax Machine...

1143
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,560
And it's, you know what?

1144
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,560
It's the highest grossing fucking movie in history.

1145
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,400
And he's got a new one.

1146
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,240
I don't know about that.

1147
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,960
It is. They just fucking...

1148
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,400
He's got the resurrection coming out.

1149
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,240
You see that?

1150
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,080
Yes.

1151
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,120
I'm very excited about that.

1152
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,440
I still haven't seen Passionate.

1153
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,800
So you just say it's the highest grossing movie ever.

1154
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,840
Wait, wait.

1155
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,680
No, no, no, wait.

1156
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,000
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

1157
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:49,840
Are you fucking...

1158
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,680
I think it is.

1159
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,520
That's what I heard.

1160
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,360
It was either the highest gross...

1161
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,200
No, that's what I heard.

1162
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,040
No, that's what I heard.

1163
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,280
That's what I'm gonna say.

1164
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,120
I'll look it up right now.

1165
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:56,960
Suck it.

1166
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,800
You know what?

1167
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:58,640
Here, let me tell you something.

1168
00:42:58,640 --> 00:42:59,840
No, no, well, we can Fax Machine...

1169
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,120
This guy split his little hairs over fucking little words.

1170
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,920
No, no, you can't just come out and be like,

1171
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,000
this is the highest grossing movie ever.

1172
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,880
What I heard was, it's the highest fucking grossing...

1173
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:10,720
I didn't read it.

1174
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,520
This guy's like Sammy Davis Jr. over here.

1175
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,840
Oh, you know what?

1176
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,800
Fucking tiptoeing back to the daisies for Nook Boy.

1177
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:21,240
Yeah, tiptoe through your own tulips, you fucking fruitcake.

1178
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,160
All right, I don't know fucking what are you doing?

1179
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,680
You don't know how to look it up?

1180
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,120
And a car.

1181
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,200
Okay.

1182
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,160
Look up the passion.

1183
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,960
It's a highest grossing independent film.

1184
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,800
Oh, there we go.

1185
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,760
And you never said that.

1186
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,360
Oh, I can't remember everything ever.

1187
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,120
And Christian film of all time.

1188
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:40,960
There you go.

1189
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,080
Don't tell me to suck it when you don't even have a Fax Tray.

1190
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,440
It was also the highest grossing R rated film

1191
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,560
in the United States for many years.

1192
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,400
There you go.

1193
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,600
Without any sacks too, isn't that crazy?

1194
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,440
Dude, that guy...

1195
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,280
So there you go.

1196
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,280
Jesus is a gang.

1197
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,600
I wasn't wrong.

1198
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,600
He used his own money for this.

1199
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,440
Let's fucking do it.

1200
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,600
Oh, slow down there, buddy.

1201
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,720
No, we don't need to be doing the Bill Bellamy around here.

1202
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:04,680
You see that?

1203
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,560
This guy's just Bellamy Salute and out of nowhere.

1204
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,720
He wins.

1205
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,000
So he associates that with winning.

1206
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,320
I won.

1207
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,280
I, nine won.

1208
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,240
Well, holy shit.

1209
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:20,440
I mean, Deadpool and Wolverine is number one,

1210
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,400
but then Passion of the Crisis is number two.

1211
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,320
Okay, so I got some missing...

1212
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,720
Holy shit, but still, I mean...

1213
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:28,880
Deadpool, like, doubled.

1214
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,000
I wasn't in the literary demand hole for some kissing.

1215
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,640
That's nothing to sneeze at, though,

1216
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,440
for everybody fucking out of there.

1217
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,480
Boycott, yeah.

1218
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,560
The fucking problem is...

1219
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,680
And nobody would want to play that movie at the theaters.

1220
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,680
And it's a fucking brutal movie.

1221
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,000
And you know what else is weird about that movie?

1222
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,120
There ain't a fucking word.

1223
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,640
There's not a single word that they say.

1224
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,760
No, I think there is.

1225
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,800
Not in English.

1226
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,880
Well, yeah, that's...

1227
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,080
I mean, dude, this fucking guy...

1228
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,040
You've been hanging out with Biden lately or something?

1229
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,640
I mean, what the fuck, dude?

1230
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,760
He looked at you straight in the face,

1231
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,920
and he's like, there's not a word in it.

1232
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,840
And you're like, I think there's a word in English.

1233
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,640
There's a single word that's not said in some ancient language

1234
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,320
that nobody understands

1235
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,600
unless you're some kind of fucking biblical scholar.

1236
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,520
Well, yeah, I was like a radiant of something.

1237
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,320
No, I think you hit your head on the retort.

1238
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,320
Aramaic.

1239
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,360
Aramaic, that's what it's called.

1240
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,440
Not Arabian.

1241
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,840
Come on, mother fucker.

1242
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,920
Now, there's like 400,000 people that actually speak Aramaic.

1243
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,520
Okay, well, that's not very many.

1244
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,480
No, it's not.

1245
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:36,800
400,000 is like hundreds of tens of a percent of the world.

1246
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800
Yeah, it's nothing.

1247
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Yeah, it's not that many.

1248
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,920
So it's a very weird language.

1249
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,000
So don't tell me needles at anybody that fucking...

1250
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,440
I think more people speak ghetto than speak Aramaic.

1251
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,440
Oh, yeah!

1252
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,320
Without a doubt, you know what I mean?

1253
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,320
Just in Chicago.

1254
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,320
Absolutely.

1255
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,320
Oh, shit.

1256
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,600
So, they couldn't cancel that fucking guy.

1257
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,600
They did cancel him.

1258
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,600
They did cancel him.

1259
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Oh, yeah, they did.

1260
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,600
They did cancel him.

1261
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,600
They did cancel him back and he's strong.

1262
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,520
They did cancel the shit out of him.

1263
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,520
He's coming back, okay?

1264
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,520
He's having a resurgence.

1265
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:12,080
Well, did you ever hear the recording of him yelling at his wife?

1266
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,080
Oh, yes.

1267
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,560
Right by a gang of black guys.

1268
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,560
Yeah, he wasn't holding back.

1269
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,560
I'm sugarcoating.

1270
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,560
Yeah, he wasn't holding back.

1271
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,560
No.

1272
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,560
Well, here's the thing, man.

1273
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,560
You gotta be honest when you're a Christian.

1274
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,560
Well, actually, when you're hammered beyond ball.

1275
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,560
And if you're hammered, then...

1276
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,560
And you get a bitch.

1277
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,560
And your wife will go into your mouth.

1278
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,200
The other thing is, man, is you're nobody's fucking infallible.

1279
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,640
Everybody gets fucked up.

1280
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Everybody does their thing or whatever it is.

1281
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,200
You know what I'm saying?

1282
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:44,960
You can't say, oh, that guy's bad and all his Christian stuff is bullshit because that

1283
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,960
doesn't mean everybody's not a sinner or a weak motherfucker.

1284
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,520
First of all, he fucking...

1285
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,640
When he came out with that whole Jew rant, let me tell you, his stock went up in my book.

1286
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,640
Yeah.

1287
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,640
It was good.

1288
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,640
It was a great, as fuck.

1289
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,640
I have it.

1290
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,640
I'll say it.

1291
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,640
I think it was a great shot.

1292
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,640
Robert Downey Jr. was blackmailed from Hollywood.

1293
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,640
He backed them up.

1294
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,640
And he gave them places to stay, brought them back because that's what...

1295
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,640
That was Christian faith.

1296
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,640
And that's what it's all about, man.

1297
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,640
And then Robert Downey Jr. gave them the...

1298
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,640
Gave it back to him.

1299
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,640
I just don't...

1300
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,640
You know what I mean?

1301
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,640
I don't know about trusting these people, though.

1302
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,640
I have a big time trusting them.

1303
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,640
Trust no man.

1304
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,640
It says in the Bible.

1305
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,640
Trust no man.

1306
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,640
Especially someone that's in Hollywood.

1307
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Especially.

1308
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,640
Dude, crazy.

1309
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,640
I was sitting in the sun on the other day.

1310
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,640
I made a comment about something.

1311
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640
To some stranger.

1312
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:35,640
I took my towel off and made it a glib or a gib.

1313
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,640
Spray the legs a little bit.

1314
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,640
Opened up.

1315
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,640
No, that's what this guy told me.

1316
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,640
He's like, let me ask you something.

1317
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
Kind of a weird start to a question.

1318
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,640
Yeah, he's like...

1319
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,640
It's like...

1320
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,640
I soon like to grab my kiss out.

1321
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,640
I've never seen a grown man naked.

1322
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,640
Just enough to smell my finger.

1323
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,640
Ever been to a Turkish prison?

1324
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,640
Yeah.

1325
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,640
I'm like, if you died today, would you go to heaven?

1326
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,640
That's a good question.

1327
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,640
Well, no.

1328
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,640
I said 100% yes.

1329
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,640
That's something my dad has asked.

1330
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,640
Yes, today.

1331
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,640
But then he asked me, he's like, well, why would you go to heaven?

1332
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,640
I'm like, well, because Jesus Christ died on the cross for all our sins.

1333
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,640
Oh, no, because it's all fucking...

1334
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,640
No, but that's the reason.

1335
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,640
It all boils down to your will.

1336
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,640
What did this guy say to you after that?

1337
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,640
No, he's like, yeah, he's like...

1338
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,640
Good answer.

1339
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,640
Yeah, he's like, yeah, wow.

1340
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,640
He's like, you know.

1341
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,640
It boils down to will.

1342
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,640
Well, here's the thing, a lot of people...

1343
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,640
God gives you will, and either you take it away or you don't take it away.

1344
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,640
Well, here's the thing though.

1345
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,640
Everybody's like...

1346
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,640
He gives you free will.

1347
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,640
Yeah, everybody's got free will, and everybody's totally fallible.

1348
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,640
But the problem is...

1349
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,640
Did you just learn that word today?

1350
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,640
No, motherfucker.

1351
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640
I don't know why I'm saying it.

1352
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,640
And the other thing is, people...

1353
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,640
The biggest answer is like, well, you go to heaven.

1354
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,640
Oh, yeah, I think I will.

1355
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,640
Why?

1356
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:47,640
Because I'm a good person.

1357
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,640
No.

1358
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,640
God doesn't give a fuck if you're a good person.

1359
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,640
Yeah, it has nothing to do with that.

1360
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,640
A diver could be up there.

1361
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,640
A fucking Hitler could be up there.

1362
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,640
You don't know who the fuck makes it or not.

1363
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,640
God died, or Jesus died,

1364
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,640
He has to cross for our sins, so everybody can have to worry about this.

1365
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,640
God Christians are such pussies.

1366
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,640
We used to be bad ass.

1367
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,640
No, man, what about Koresh?

1368
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,640
He's still learning.

1369
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,640
He wasn't a pussy.

1370
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,640
What are you talking about?

1371
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,640
David Koresh.

1372
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,640
He got burned down in the house by the fuckers.

1373
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,640
He wasn't a pussy, bro.

1374
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was.

1375
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,640
He was ready to fucking go to battle.

1376
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,640
Oh, he did go to battle.

1377
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,640
Yeah, for a long time, for days.

1378
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,640
I remember that.

1379
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,640
Making automatic weapons, which was completely false.

1380
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,640
What were you guys in fucking high school?

1381
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,640
Something like that, but no, he wasn't.

1382
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,640
Because when was it?

1383
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,640
I mean, you might as well just say Heaven's Gate was that also.

1384
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,640
Yeah, it was like 92, 93.

1385
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,640
Yeah, something like that.

1386
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,640
Yeah, we were in high school.

1387
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,640
Okay.

1388
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,640
Yeah, all right.

1389
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:35,640
It was 95, I thought.

1390
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,640
Oh, 95.

1391
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,640
Whatever, it doesn't matter.

1392
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,640
We're not, we're getting a semantics.

1393
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,640
But no.

1394
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,640
First of all, who the fuck knows what happened there?

1395
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,640
Because we all know the official story that came out.

1396
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,640
Oh, that's so...

1397
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:47,640
So I don't believe that narrative.

1398
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,640
But he wasn't a pussy.

1399
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,640
Yeah.

1400
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,640
I mean...

1401
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,640
You know where Khrush started?

1402
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,640
They did kill a guy, yeah, for what they were old ladies in the saw.

1403
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,640
He was a pretty badass, mom.

1404
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,640
Well, in Israel.

1405
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,640
Well, he went to Israel.

1406
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,640
He was trying to recruit people.

1407
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,640
Yes.

1408
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,640
Yeah.

1409
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,640
But that old lady and then her son had that man, I forgot the church.

1410
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,640
Oh, shit.

1411
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,640
Then he started marrying little girls.

1412
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,640
Well, see, we don't know about that.

1413
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,640
That's what they do to everybody.

1414
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,640
Well, that's what they say, yeah.

1415
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,640
They do that to everybody.

1416
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,640
They throw a little CP on your computer.

1417
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,640
They use a villain and a pedophile and a weirdo if they don't like you.

1418
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,640
Well, that's how it does a good smear campaign.

1419
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,640
Just like, you know.

1420
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,640
What do you think, like a craig?

1421
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,640
You know what I mean?

1422
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,640
Think about it.

1423
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,640
That's what they do.

1424
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,640
They're fucking massage.

1425
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,640
I mean, they're fucking...

1426
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,640
How about that 67-batteries?

1427
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,640
Well, because it always works.

1428
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,640
It was a Camaro.

1429
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,640
Oh, a Camaro.

1430
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,640
Yeah, right.

1431
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:33,640
There was.

1432
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,640
Black.

1433
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,640
That thing was pretty dope.

1434
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,640
If I was...

1435
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,640
Well, it said like 427 Go God.

1436
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,640
It had stamped on the engine block.

1437
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,640
Wow.

1438
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,640
Yeah.

1439
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,640
And then they called it...

1440
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,640
The thing is, I was...

1441
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,920
I mean, if I was rich, I wish I was rich because there was a point in time where they were selling

1442
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:53,360
his guitars, David Koresh's, on the internet years ago.

1443
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,640
And they were going early 10 grand to fucking piece and they have pictures with them playing

1444
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,640
them.

1445
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,640
So, that was kind of...

1446
00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Here's the thing though.

1447
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,240
Those guitars aren't worth that much money.

1448
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:02,640
It's just because he owned them.

1449
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,640
And it's cool if you're a collector.

1450
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,640
Yeah, obviously.

1451
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,640
But in the hands of someone like me...

1452
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:07,640
You're fucking kidding me.

1453
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,640
Yeah, it's worthless.

1454
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,640
You wouldn't love to just have it sitting in the corner because it's David Koresh's

1455
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,640
Ivan-esque.

1456
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,640
It would be a guitar that I could never play though, really, because you paid 10 grand for

1457
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,640
it.

1458
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:19,640
That's how you pay fucking cash.

1459
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,640
Like the power of Koresh is coming to you.

1460
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:21,640
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

1461
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,640
Yeah, no, you stay away from that thing, let me tell you.

1462
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,640
You might get a taste for some very succulent veal.

1463
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,640
And that's not the way you want to live your life.

1464
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,640
Yeah.

1465
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,640
All of a sudden, you're filing triggers out of steel.

1466
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,640
Yeah.

1467
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,640
Firing pins and shit.

1468
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,640
You're putting together M60s.

1469
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,640
You're like, yeah, that's all right.

1470
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,640
Don't worry about it.

1471
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,640
The government doesn't know.

1472
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,640
What are you making down here, Larry?

1473
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,640
Yeah.

1474
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:48,640
But listen, the government's going to government.

1475
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,640
That's going to be the best part about it.

1476
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,640
Look at this thing I got.

1477
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,640
Please don't do look at this thing while we're on a body or a podcast.

1478
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,640
I'm just going to hear what I'm talking about.

1479
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:05,640
This is important dates of 2024, and it's probably the same dates for 2025, right?

1480
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,640
I didn't know this was on the back page of the calendar.

1481
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,640
Are you okay today?

1482
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,640
It's got all the important dates.

1483
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,640
The dates are going to be the numbers the same the days.

1484
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,640
Well, already he's just looting through his desk to find something to talk about.

1485
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,640
Oh, look at this calendar.

1486
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,640
It's got dates on it.

1487
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:24,640
Well, two days ago was on January 15th was Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

1488
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,640
Let's not get into that.

1489
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,640
I want to say happy birthday.

1490
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,640
No.

1491
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,640
No.

1492
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,640
Was it his birthday?

1493
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,640
I don't know what the fuck it is.

1494
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:33,640
It was his birthday.

1495
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:34,640
It was his birthday.

1496
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,640
Let's see if Juneteenth is on there.

1497
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,640
We have a whole month for that, Larry.

1498
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,640
Juneteenth, do Juneteenth National Independence Day.

1499
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:43,640
Get the fuck back.

1500
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:44,640
What, soul glow?

1501
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,640
It's actually on there, man.

1502
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,640
Juneteenth.

1503
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:48,640
Yeah.

1504
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,640
Give me a fucking break.

1505
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,640
Burn that calendar.

1506
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:54,640
There is, I don't know, how many would you say?

1507
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,640
A hundred?

1508
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,640
No.

1509
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,640
Fucking holidays?

1510
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,640
No, not a hundred.

1511
00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,640
Yeah, that's probably what it looks like.

1512
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,640
There's a lot.

1513
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,640
Okay, well, that's great.

1514
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,640
Larry, thanks, man.

1515
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,640
Yeah, that's a bad...

1516
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,640
Tell everyone that human being that listens to is about holidays.

1517
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,640
It's a third of the year.

1518
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,640
You know what's intriguing?

1519
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:09,640
Oh, man.

1520
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:10,640
Casimir Vlasky Day.

1521
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,640
Casimir Vlasky Day.

1522
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,640
Oh, yeah, Casimir Vlasky Day.

1523
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,640
That's the only important day.

1524
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,640
All you put a lot out there, we love you.

1525
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,640
It's the 419 was the most important day.

1526
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,640
The day before 420?

1527
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,640
Before 420 is Hitler's birthday.

1528
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,640
It's my fear of his birthday.

1529
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,640
No, 420.

1530
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:31,640
Is it 420,000 for 19?

1531
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,640
No, it's 420.

1532
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:33,640
Oh, that's my bad, then.

1533
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,640
I apologize.

1534
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,640
You were right.

1535
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,640
Thanks, Kiki, for backing me up.

1536
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,640
Maybe I should get on purpose.

1537
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,640
Whatever, it's the real commune.

1538
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,640
I'm weed yo.

1539
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,640
I'm like McCarthy.

1540
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:46,640
I did spit that out pretty quick.

1541
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,640
All right, guys, come and get him.

1542
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:49,640
Yeah.

1543
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,640
I knew it.

1544
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,640
The Gestapo comes in.

1545
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,640
The Dragy old kickin' and screaming.

1546
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,640
Where is it?

1547
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,640
Fresno.

1548
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,640
I'm on 2000 cc's of Lou Melonade.

1549
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,640
Yeah.

1550
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,640
Here's my precision.

1551
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,640
Are you kidding me?

1552
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,640
Leaders.

1553
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:10,640
Leaders.

1554
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,640
Three-meet-ball.

1555
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,640
How about four leaders?

1556
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,640
Talk to my doctor.

1557
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,640
Two blue shoes.

1558
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,640
Yeah.

1559
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,640
What's that?

1560
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,640
Bone or pillow.

1561
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,640
Guess after my lose.

1562
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,640
Who was, uh, I talked to Dr. Vinnie Boombox.

1563
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,640
Rodney Stocker?

1564
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:34,640
Yeah.

1565
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:35,640
Fucking great.

1566
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,640
Yeah, we go to the same, well, we used to go to the same doctor.

1567
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,640
Here, Larry, I'll give you some reefer.

1568
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,640
That stuff just looks horrible.

1569
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:41,640
Yeah, it's a brown.

1570
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:42,640
Oh my God.

1571
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,640
You're always talking about being a Jew this, that, Jew this, that,

1572
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,640
and fucking all of a sudden, okay, that's cool.

1573
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,640
Let's do it.

1574
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,640
Huh?

1575
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,640
What the fuck was that?

1576
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,640
I'm just saying.

1577
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,640
I like the way you're so...

1578
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,640
I'm just saying you're tight with your weight.

1579
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,640
See, he can't come to my level.

1580
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,640
So you gotta like backhand it?

1581
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,640
He's like, you're not tight with the sweet.

1582
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:06,640
That's all I'm saying.

1583
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,640
He's tight with the sweet.

1584
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:08,640
I'm not tight with my weed.

1585
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,640
I just asked you if you wanted to smoke.

1586
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:11,640
Shit, man.

1587
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,640
How the fuck did that make me tight with my weed?

1588
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:14,640
Shit, I asked you in an hour ago.

1589
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,640
I did, and I gave you bonnets, and you smoked all of it.

1590
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,640
I smoked one fucking bottle.

1591
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,640
You just saw the dirt you picked from the bag.

1592
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,640
Jesus, man.

1593
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,640
Whatever.

1594
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,640
I haven't seen brown weed in like 30 years.

1595
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,640
But that's from Roaches.

1596
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,640
No, all right, all right.

1597
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,640
It's even worse.

1598
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,640
That's the shit that you said smelled good when you walked in.

1599
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,640
When you smoked it.

1600
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:37,640
Maybe it was this, was this.

1601
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,640
You were smoking this?

1602
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,640
No, I was smoking the Roaches.

1603
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,640
This fucking guy is gonna get COVID.

1604
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,640
I ate so much weed, I never smoked Roaches.

1605
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,640
That's all right.

1606
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,640
Okay, what time are we at?

1607
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,640
We're at 55, 5548.

1608
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:54,640
Okay.

1609
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,640
Here's the thing, man.

1610
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,640
We go to these parties, you know, with these big dealers and growers,

1611
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,640
and they have Roaches, and they'll throw a joint out.

1612
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,640
Like, they roll joints at like six inches long,

1613
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,640
and then they fucking throw out a joint that's like half a joint,

1614
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,640
a regular joint, and they're like, I pick them out of the thing,

1615
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:12,640
and they're like, Larry, don't do that.

1616
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,640
And I'm like, man, you guys don't understand.

1617
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,640
And this is Larry's cultural origin story?

1618
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,640
I can't not do that.

1619
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,640
And then they give me some weed, and then they have me weed.

1620
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,640
This looks like fucking rail.

1621
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,640
And then I say, it doesn't matter if you give me this weed or not.

1622
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,640
I still have to fucking take these Roaches.

1623
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,640
Of course I haven't.

1624
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,640
Yeah, it's a fucking homeless bum mentality.

1625
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,640
And sure, I'll take a bog hit, Larry.

1626
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,640
That's fine.

1627
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,640
Those are cigarette butts.

1628
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,640
Yeah.

1629
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,640
That gold sore old fucking bottle.

1630
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,640
Sorry.

1631
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,640
No, I'm just going to smoke this, and now here we go.

1632
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,640
Now you're going to fucking make me hold it here.

1633
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:53,640
I got my lighter sucker.

1634
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,640
Okay, that's fine.

1635
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Yeah, there's lighters hanging from every fucking order.

1636
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,640
So yeah, happy birthday, Mom.

1637
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,640
I'm really glad that I'm going to come over and eat very soon.

1638
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,640
My mom's a very good cook.

1639
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:12,640
She's also very cool, and she likes to hang out and party,

1640
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:16,640
and we could party there if we want and do whatever we want.

1641
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,640
We used to have the band set up in the basement

1642
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,640
up until just about a couple of years ago at Christmas time.

1643
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,640
The best story is little Nikki and the Purves.

1644
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,640
They were practicing in the basement,

1645
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,640
and there he was like eight years old,

1646
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,640
and they were talking about sexually assaulting women.

1647
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,640
They almost turned Nick was about eight.

1648
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,640
And they had company over.

1649
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,640
And they're just like talking.

1650
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,640
They had this one really racist song.

1651
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:40,640
We weren't talking about it.

1652
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:41,640
We were screaming.

1653
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:42,640
We were singing about it.

1654
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,640
Yeah, okay, they were singing about it.

1655
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,640
And that one, another real racist song about a burglar,

1656
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:49,640
cat burglar.

1657
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,640
Black Panther.

1658
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,640
Yeah, Black Panther, about a cat burglar that sneaks into the house.

1659
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,640
So the parents' friends were pretty excited about it?

1660
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,640
Yeah, they went home and told all their friends.

1661
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,640
So the next day, my mom's like...

1662
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:05,640
My friends' children are playing racist songs

1663
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,640
and about sexually assaulting women.

1664
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,640
They didn't stop there.

1665
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,640
No, they had a whole set.

1666
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,640
And my mom's like,

1667
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,640
you guys embarrassed me so much.

1668
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,640
I can't believe it.

1669
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,640
And we're like, mom, those are the songs we play every night,

1670
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,640
because we're doing our little band practice.

1671
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:25,640
She's not paying attention.

1672
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,640
We didn't even get to the encore.

1673
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,640
But here's how we had to do it.

1674
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,640
The people still can't even hear it.

1675
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,640
We didn't have microphones back then.

1676
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,640
So my brother would go in my dad's workshop

1677
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,640
and we would be jamming out in the main basement room.

1678
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,640
And so the tape recorder would be in there with him.

1679
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,640
So the mix of him just screaming the words.

1680
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,640
And then the band planned...

1681
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,640
And so the workshop is directly...

1682
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,640
The kitchen was right above it.

1683
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,640
And so they're sitting there chatting it up.

1684
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,640
And my brother's there,

1685
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:56,640
he'd call off his shit.

1686
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,640
Motherfucker, you know.

1687
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,640
Black guy, black guy.

1688
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,640
You guys yelling into the cans with the strings.

1689
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,640
We are kind of sexually touching our boobs.

1690
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,640
And it's the G version.

1691
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,640
No, that's actually what it's like.

1692
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:13,640
One of our songs was sexual, but it was good shit.

1693
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,640
Which brings us right to...

1694
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,640
We want to thank Tom Street Clinic Automotive

1695
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,640
and Veterinarian Services

1696
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,640
for everything they do for us here at the Larry and Neal show.

1697
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,640
More for fucking Larry, man.

1698
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,640
And the public.

1699
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,640
His lips look like a top of that.

1700
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:30,640
It's the holiday seasons.

1701
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,640
If you've got that gift that keeps on giving...

1702
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,640
Go get that out from Skibbin.

1703
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,640
Yeah.

1704
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,640
They'll take care of it for you.

1705
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,640
I'm gonna go and piss.

1706
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,640
Okay. Thank you for tuning in, everybody.

1707
00:59:45,640 --> 01:00:12,640
Peace.