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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles Show.
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I'm Larry.
Yeah, I'm Needles.
And I'm Kiki.
Special guest today, Don Anforth.
Hey, this is me, Don Anforth.
And we have those...
Erica.
Yeah.
And ladies and gentlemen, Don Anforth.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks everybody.
Thank you.
God, Larry's retarded and autistic.
We have a live audience right now.
I know all the sounds.
You can't do it.
Give me that.
No, fuck you.
Give it to me.
I like the collection of...
I like the live audience.
Just keep the live audience to whatever controls it.
Stuff that a kid with Down syndrome has in the corner of his room.
All right, enough.
Oh my God, I'm going to do that to you in a fucking minute.
How you doing, Don Anforth?
I saw the cartoon special effects.
It's a whole big movie.
You got to talk into the microphone, asshole.
It was a whole cartoon on a 40-foot screen with an orchestra playing in front of Warner Brothers.
Years ago at the popular Greek music theater.
Yeah, he was awesome, man.
What does this pertain to?
Sound effects.
Yeah, well, like, yeah, all they were doing was...
Yeah, everything.
Looting tunes.
Like all the footprints, footsteps.
That's actually great.
Organs.
I mean, a violin.
Yeah.
A lot of violins.
What the fuck are you fucking retarded with today?
I swear to God, man.
I got to corral you two fucking idiots in.
It was cool.
And then you had this guy over here.
Don Anforth right now was adding...
What is that, THC?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's oil.
I think the oil's all over it.
Mark has a severe pot problem.
No.
It's not addictive.
It's medical.
That's all right, though.
So...
It's his medicine.
It makes him smarter, that's all it does.
At least you don't crash your car on that shit.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm fine right now, fucking it.
So what do we think about the culmination of the world right now?
The apocalypse upon us?
Dude, everything's good.
Well, it seems like everything's good, right?
Dude, you did it, dude.
You did the evidence.
Dude, you did the evidence.
Huh?
They're so fucking bad, they burned down the whole fucking city, man.
I don't think that's what it is.
They're destroying all the evidence, yes sir.
I agree with you, Mark.
They have tunnels.
Yeah.
Well, besides shit like that...
Can we all know about the tunnels?
I mean, granted.
Believe me.
I'll tell you what, didn't one of the Rothschilds die?
No, it was proven to be fake.
Supposedly.
Yeah, a guy was fake.
Yeah, well, he was just fucking claiming that shit.
Of quial law.
He faked his death because he had the money to do it.
That guy's probably nine years old and then he was a recluse.
Well, yeah, they were saying that, yeah, that he was a...
He was a...
No, I am fine.
They should have.
I'll tell you.
They should have strapped him down in the house so he had to burn alive.
Oh, he died in the fire?
Oh, let's hope so.
I don't think they did either.
They're not going to do an autopsy and bullshit like that.
Well, you know the weird thing is, like, he was like the first person they announced,
well, the Rothschild has died.
You know it's fake right there.
The first thing when they tell you is...
Wait a minute, the fire's just started.
How did he die?
I was going to say, wait a minute.
Well, and then you got...
And then the other irony that, okay, so let's...
It tastes good.
Did you grow this shit, Mark?
No.
And then so then now let's say with Don Anforth, those when it ties into the fucking pizza
gate thing, did you see what happened to the pizza gate guy that went into Comet Pizza
and shot the fucking...
Shot the place up.
Oh, he was murdered in like North Carolina on fucking Friday.
Yeah, really?
Coincidentally.
Well, he got pulled...
It was a traffic stop.
Oh, wait a minute, I thought maybe he was part of the California...
I thought he shot the pizza joint over here.
What's that?
I thought he shot up a pizza joint.
He only fired a couple shots.
Oh, no, I heard.
This guy right here, so...
Which is...
Okay, so the pizza gate gunman fatally shot by police outside Charlotte in traffic stop.
How long ago did the pizza go into the Courtenale?
Oh, a couple years ago?
Wow, okay.
So it hasn't been that long.
You know, he went busting into the pizza joint.
This place is, you know, underground...
2016.
So 2016.
Yeah, and it happened last a mile that long ago.
It's been like eight, nine years already.
Los Angeles, right?
It's in LA?
No, that was in fucking...
Pizza gate was in Washington.
Okay, yeah, Washington.
James Aliphante.
Aliphante.
Um...
Cosmic pizza or something.
Anthony Wiener's main hangout.
Yeah, well, they were all tied in somehow.
A lot of Wieners hanging out there.
That's the way we do weird art on the bottom of the basement shit, right?
So then basically now all this shit...
Sounds like it.
The correlation between this guy fucking going in there, shooting up the fucking...
I think he like shot a server or he shot something and he's like, where's the basement?
And then you look at the...
What do you call it though?
The hatchet of the house and the kitchen.
That there actually was a basement and stuff like that.
So like, did the cops know who this guy was when they pulled him over?
Yes.
Yeah, because he had not seen any more for some reason.
There's some pictures of that place where it actually looks like a fucking kill room.
Some shots of the basement mirror he was showing me.
I don't know if that was actually real art work and shit.
Art work is not.
Art work is fucking sick.
It's like a pedestal artwork.
Well, first off...
Nothing pertain to pizza places.
Any place named Cosmic Pizza?
You kind of got it wondering.
Yeah, it's like, what the fuck?
Comet.
Why do you see a difference?
Like Comet Pizza?
Like who the fuck?
Well, why not?
What I mean obviously...
Comet, that's not a Diego pizza joint.
No, but it's some hipster white boy shit.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what it says right there.
It's a new age fucking.
I'm not going in there for my pizza.
Well, the thing is, it's weird, it's just like the whole thing with Bath House Berry,
about ordering $16, $26,000 worth of hot dogs and pizza to the White House.
And that was leaked by fucking...
Yeah, because hot dogs cost that much.
They weren't wagging...
We're only getting that part.
...fucking dogs.
Obama and his friends.
Who knows who the fuck attended it?
That's right.
We don't even know where that food went to, right?
It was in the pedestal email drop-in.
Oh, speaking of Hillary...
Oh yeah, look at this.
We got the nutcracker...
Oh, yeah.
...crack that killer.
She's got teeth in between her legs.
You're snoring my cracker.
...to a horror podcast.
The nut's right in there.
Like she's done several times to Bill already, I'm sure.
Yeah, if you don't bomb Benghazi, you're not getting any more of this sweet ass bill.
Yeah, she's a one-squeeze crack, guaranteed.
Put her up to...
The only...
The greatest you had on What's Her Nuts?
She worked with Thighmaster.
I'm Amadine.
Yeah.
Yeah, who am I?
Yeah, Huma Abadine, if you had a set.
So they could scissor together.
That's how you store them.
That's how you crack the nuts.
No, they store them.
You know, like that.
Yeah.
They both have to fucking make them scissor.
Dude, they come in the box already, scissored.
Oh, no pun intended.
I would scissor with Huma.
They got a whole collection.
There's AOC and all the other girls.
And a Pelosi one.
Now she's marrying fucking Soros, so you know that's good, right?
The only problem with Pelosi, she'd be like, can heavy, so she'd always be falling for her.
Huma Abadine is marrying Soros' son.
Soros' son, yeah.
No kidding.
Really?
Yeah, we did get married, actually.
Yeah, I was just gonna say, I think they already got married.
I think that's all just a fucking cockery play.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no shit.
The funny thing is, is like, we were talking about this before with fucking Stupid Elon
Musk, which I think is fucking faggot.
And, um.
But wait, though, but we got a new thing, though.
Faggot of the week.
Well, no.
And today.
We're not gonna get into it yet.
But he's not faggot of the week.
But what do you call it? It's like, what makes this billionaire different from this billionaire?
It's like, oh, you know, I'm not George Soros.
But you would put a billionaire.
One could have a good or heart and one could have a bad heart.
You know, good heart, bad heart.
You're a cock.
I'm not a cock.
I can't fucking believe you just said that.
Did you just say one could have a good heart?
No, that could be a good heart.
I wasn't even, I was just saying, good heart and billionaire.
I was really gonna let that go.
Thank you, Kiki, for bringing that up.
They don't go that way.
Sorry, Loretta.
That was a good one.
That was funny.
You know, you Mexican joint last night.
That doesn't mean anything.
Wow, you know.
And you're asking when you came home.
Yeah.
He's speaking Spanish.
What the fuck makes this guy better than anybody?
You know what I mean?
It's like, oh, he's a good billionaire.
What billionaire has been good?
Anyone that gives me money.
None of them, I'm sure.
And guess what they don't do?
Give you money.
Yeah, one could be good.
One could be good.
That answers the question.
You know who they give money to though?
They give you a narrow-linked thing.
They don't think you should.
The fucking saucer heads.
That's what they do.
And you know what the regular talk about upstairs?
It's like the irony of what's going on right now with all these people that are like pro-Israel
and the fuck out of Hamas, turn them into nothing.
And it's like, oh, look what happened to your Hollywood mansion.
Now you're standing in with the equivalent of Gaza right now.
Shut the fuck up and keep your shit to yourself.
You know what I mean?
People can't come back.
I think we're at the culmination of the worst time in human history because the social media
has completely turned us against each other.
No fucking care for humanity.
I was looking at this thing.
But social media is just small, small percentage of the actual people.
People wanted free speech and they fucking got it and they can't handle it.
You know what I mean?
Because free speech is for people saying, oh, I almost said it.
It was really gonna fucking let one roll right there.
They're letting them say whatever they want.
Free speech means the good and the bad.
Exactly.
People just don't like it.
And you're not gonna hear everything you like.
No, and then all of a sudden this guy's like, bomb the shit out of Gaza and then fucking
let them all die.
And then somebody's like, hey, you said bomb Gaza and now look at your house burned down.
Ha ha ha.
It's like the humanity is gone.
It's nonexistent anymore.
Well, do you see all the libs are up in arms now because Zuckerberg just did a rogue in
pockets.
We want to talk about this.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now they're going back to kind of like what X is doing.
Zuckerberg's a faggot too.
Free speech.
So is Rogan fucking Dana White.
That was it.
Bound me.
That was Dana White and Rogan are tied for faggot in the week.
Yeah.
That's what it was.
Well, they got rid of their fact check, third party fact check.
Yeah, okay.
What about $400 million?
You donated the ballot stuff for fucking Biden.
Did they also make you do that?
Yeah.
Didn't hear you say nothing about that, Joe Rogan.
Well, and the thing is now the Zuck, they donated to...
The Zuck, you're gonna get slapped if you say that.
Look at the Zuck.
He sucks.
The Zuck, the Zuck.
What did he do?
What the fuck happened to the Zuck?
The Zuck.
And if you look at him, dude, what the heck is going on?
Oh my God.
Like he just got a fresh perm.
Like what the fuck?
Yeah.
I mean this guy's fucking...
Yeah.
He had a rebranding and he had an epiphany all of a sudden.
Well, yeah, Trump got elected.
He went and kissed the ring at Marlago and then now look what's happening.
Dana White...
Kiss the ring?
...joined his fucking board.
Kiss the wall?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay, Joe Rogan could beat my ass, but you're still a faggot for fucking bowing out of this
thing.
The ironing is...
Oh, well we're not doing fact checking anymore.
Well here's the thing.
You're not gonna fact check him on your own show?
They gave Zuckerberg just a little bit of pressure and the fucking guy caved to them.
Yeah.
And people die and fucking kill for these rights that we have and this fucking guy just rolls
the fuck over like nothing.
Man.
Because he's fucking controlled opposition.
Yeah.
That's all it is.
All of these guys are.
They swing to whichever side is winning and whenever they swing to...
We would just talk to them because I was...
Rogan's like, oh, people don't say I'm controlled opposition, but then all of a sudden you have
this guy on here.
Oh, he does Jiu Jitsu.
He's cool.
He's trying to rebrand himself.
All of a sudden out of nowhere he goes and meets Trump.
It's like, yeah, because your ass is probably getting held to the fire and then you come
out and admit.
So if you admitted that you fucking, the Biden administration told you to fucking control
content facts and...
Well, look.
Adminished, admonished doctors.
Get away of disinformation and false shit.
Yeah, but people who have PhDs are doctors and fucking, if I have remept it and all this
bullshit, and then all of a sudden you push your agenda, which isn't really yours.
It's the government's agenda.
You're just a fucking puppet.
Yeah.
And now all of a sudden we're not going to...
Whatever you say that comes out of your mouth is, I don't believe.
It's all fucking lies from now on.
Because you just admitted that you were fucking, you're bought and paid for.
Shekels over morals right there.
And that's what it boils down to.
Absolutely.
And the best is that the fucking, the saucer heads are turning on him now, how quickly
he rolled over and did this shit.
It's like, okay.
Well, once you roll over for the one guy, you know that he's going to be a fucking pushover
for every other fucking fact.
Oh, no, you're everybody's bitch now.
Yeah, man.
Everybody knows they can get you.
Yeah.
But oh, this guy is cool.
He does this and he does that.
It's like...
He got locked up and he didn't possibly be a black guy like this.
Just like I was talking with fucking Larry and I were talking.
That's what happened with him.
They say the devil is going to come to you with horns and all this shit.
No, he's going to come to you with wired frame glasses and a collared short sleeve t-shirt.
He's not going to look like Ant-Force.
No.
He's not going to scare you.
That's for sure.
Like you.
And his last name rhymes with hate.
Right?
If you know what I mean.
Bill Gates.
Seriously.
That's the fucking Fauci.
These fucking guys are the...
That fucker.
They are inclining.
How is he not like imprisoned already?
I know.
That's remarkable.
He should be in Guantanamo.
He absolutely should.
Guantanamo for what I heard is a fucking day camp.
Well, I heard they're remodeling it.
They better be.
They're making the Olympic Science Pool.
So they can waterboard a thousand people.
Well, they're getting ready because they're about to get served.
Better waterboards.
No way.
Well...
Safe for waterboarding, right?
Yeah.
It's fucking FDA approved.
Fucking people.
But we keep on talking about how these people...
Like all of a sudden everybody's like, shit, the news cycle is so fucking crazy.
What happened to the guy that ran 15 people over?
We were just talking about this.
Gone.
Not even in the news.
We were talking about the water truck guy.
The fucking...
And then there was another thing.
Those things are creepy, man.
We're followed by one today.
We're followed by Simon.
Yeah.
Well, it was creepy enough to be following me.
I mean, it is a car.
Right.
Well, you know, we didn't have to do anything, man.
It was fucking creepy looking.
Hey, how's the weed going?
How's the weed growing?
Good.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm just wondering.
I saw some of your day though with Plain said, you know, much...
Made you jealous.
We'll stop finger banging your fucking plans, dude.
And let them grow.
Yeah.
That's why I've been fucking with maybe too much.
Yeah, you think?
I'm gonna let them grow.
Grow by themselves.
Like they're supposed to do.
Keep it simple.
Let them fucking stupid.
The kiss method.
And move out of the closet to the center of the room.
Yeah, you definitely need more.
Come out of the closet.
Nice.
Me and my marijuana.
25 out of the closet.
But, um, what do you call it?
So we're just gonna keep on letting these people all, all of a sudden shit's cool.
Like this guy's cool now.
You know?
Yeah, no, he's not cool.
How is like, and you'd look at the, oh, I'm not influencer.
I don't do all this shit, but you're pushing this guy on us.
Yeah.
You're trying to make him seem cool.
Like even in the interview, you can tell he's like, well, I didn't speak directly with
them, but he spoke to my employees.
Yeah, okay.
So he's trying to like, yeah, he's trying to distance himself.
He's like, come on, even worse.
Yeah.
Be a man, fucking admit your shit.
I fucked up.
I did this.
Yeah.
And then maybe you can get a repentance.
So your employees fucking run your company without you having any idea what's going on.
Well, he was talking about his employees, the top tiny hatters.
Top to your tiny hats.
Top to your hat.
But all of a sudden it's like, you know what, I'm not gonna fucking fall for this bullshit,
man.
It's like you really want us to fucking believe that this guy's fucking.
And yeah, and he's right on Rogan's podcast right before Trump gets, you know, right?
Yeah, he's on his side now.
Yeah.
Before he actually gets put in an office.
Oh, what do you call it?
It's all timing.
Well, it's all I mean, but also that look what they're doing right now.
This is the craziest thing that this fucking, uh, Phanuk Newsom's like, yeah, we're gonna
cover everything in California.
It's like, you can afford the shit.
How about North Carolina?
Well, they just sort of took away 3500 vouchers from Pete Hotel voucher.
Hey, as long as they keep giving Ukraine money, I'm fine.
Well, another 500 million, that's fine because they're done with it.
The last 500 million.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
What the fuck are they doing with that shit?
What do you mean, what are they doing with that shit?
I mean, why is Ukraine, it's been Ukraine, it's always Ukraine giving money.
Well, it's not always Ukraine.
No, no, the same, but for you never mind.
Afghanistan, fucking Syria, fucking all the billions of dollars are given to these
countries.
Right, right.
We've given them fucking, oh, what do you call it?
How come they weren't sending fire trucks and water to our latest ally?
They were firing right back at weapons people.
It's tough to put water in those tiny hens.
Right, it doesn't hold that much.
It's a million.
Fucking, the thing that they, that we saw today, one of you guys sent it and it said
how California didn't do any of the cleanup that they should have done to save money at
the expense of the people and then what happens is when there's a big catastrophe, then they
just take the money for FEMA and do the job that they should have done.
Well, here's the funny thing, they did the opposite in North Carolina.
They actually cleaned all the brush away so that if there was a mudslide, then it would
go right there.
Do you not see a fucking pattern here, retarget?
Absolutely, no.
It's hilarious.
They go in there and they clean up the brush and we're in an area that's highly enriched
or highly enriched with lithium and all these mines.
It's real wet there.
Yeah, clear it first.
They're solid.
They need to be flooded to clear it for permanent.
Yeah, and then they go in there and all of a sudden in California, which I will say the
craziest irony, which is like, because everything, okay, there were conspiracies through you.
The conspiracies before it happened, after it already happened.
Did you see Rogan was talking, they were talking about on one of Rogan's podcasts, I think with
Quentin Tarantino or something, they were talking about how the Pacific Palisades, they
were talking about it on a fire.
Rogan was talking about it.
He's like, we'll talk to fire department and they're like, it's only a matter of time before
they say it gets wiped out.
And if somebody says that, but it's crazy that all these fucking, like I hate to say the
celebrities are people of fame, which you know what, Senior Wolfers comes in here and he
uses a fucking French accent.
He's more of an actor than half of those people.
He pretends he's French and he does a way better job.
He doesn't get $10 million to do it.
And he sent money, I've donated money to all their GoFundMe's to save their houses.
Oh, that's great.
Although he was going for Mexican.
How?
French Mexican.
He's multilingual.
Right, well, and I said, you gotta be French.
He's on the ground in California starting to fire us right now.
Yeah.
He came in the pug muff.
Yeah, he's got a bunch of pugs with flame throwers.
In their ass.
Things are shooting out of their ass, exactly.
And he just throws them into the floor.
Did you see this?
So I don't know if this is true, but they actually, they showed a guy getting arrested
for setting fires.
Trying to.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Right with the blowtorch.
Yeah.
And then I was reading today that they were going to let this guy go.
They did let him go.
Did they let him go?
Yeah.
Okay.
There wasn't enough evidence or something or nothing.
He wasn't suspicious enough, I guess.
He's trying to fight, he's trying to fight fire with fire.
That's what he said.
When you pull out the tester with the colors on it.
Threat not a threat.
This guy is not a threat.
So now do you see like the cartels going around and neighborhoods that haven't been hit yet
they're starting fires so all the people leave so they can go fucking.
Wrap it up.
Yeah.
Well, man.
I mean, first of all.
That's a great idea.
The hooders should be caught.
I'm sorry.
I'll be right there on my scooter.
These people have enough money that they should be hiring private security.
You would think you could pull in together and throw some.
Apparently some private firefighters.
Security can't stand their dirty fire.
They have to throw out to the end.
What are the ultimate dystopia?
Private firefighters.
Come on, man.
That's like third world country.
That's like Oprah Winfrey shit, dude.
Yeah.
Did they do that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, at Maui.
You're on fire department.
Which is another thing too.
More land grabs and then all of a sudden these fucking people.
I mean, listen.
We were going to California when I was a kid, we would go to California all the time.
Yeah.
And we got these rattlesnake.
Oh, I know what that is.
Dude, you rattled me.
Autistic corner rail.
Take a look at him.
What the hell?
Is this going to shoot out at me?
Yeah, he didn't blind it enough.
He didn't blind it enough.
Fuck, I heard it play.
You fucking autistic retards.
Put that thing down.
Fuck, man.
Oh, man.
Fuck.
Man.
Oh, my little autistic toy didn't work.
It like flaps.
It's like, so it's not big enough.
It would have worked right, you would have jumped out of your skin.
I don't know about that.
No, it's it.
Yeah, it's pretty.
It's frightening if you don't expecting it.
You haven't had that in a while.
You will not.
Fuck.
You fucking see that.
You jump out of his skin.
Oh yeah.
You would have jumped.
You would have jumped, man.
You would have jumped and I would have slapped him if you.
Fuck you.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, because those are rattlesnake eggs in there and they've been sitting in your
basement.
Live last night.
20 years.
Whatever.
Yeah.
You're fucking moron.
I'm the.
Yeah.
Okay.
You and your sorrows.
Logic goes out the window and the thing rattles.
You dumb ass.
No, a spalding brought him back when he was in LA.
Right.
It could be anything in there.
He's passed around.
He's got you fucking shit.
Now you gotta show us.
I'm going to make it work, but you can keep talking.
You think all the fucking tunnels will be explosive in there?
Tiny explosive.
Oh, here's what happened.
My thing's straightened out.
Do you think tunnels now?
No.
We think there's tunnels under all these houses.
Foundations are exposed.
Well, I saw all they would be if they're built.
There's maybe we're sink.
We're sealing them up right now.
Right now they're sealed up.
Of course.
The tunnels sealed.
They're fucking.
But what do you call it?
Because we saw that.
Well, you know, it's only the really well off can have the tunnels.
It was covered up.
The fires have started to cover something up.
I probably can almost guarantee it.
He had to distract us from the guy who ran over 15 people in New Orleans.
What a crazy.
No, no, no.
Not like that.
I mean, actual.
Other deeper dark areas.
Shut them out.
Oh, man.
Oh my God.
I killed that in my skin.
What's going to happen?
Yeah, but still.
It's a little bit frightening.
That finger was going to get hurt.
Yeah.
In the 1922, it was really frightening.
Oh, yeah.
So it spins and cooks on here?
Yeah.
But fucking.
Is that what it does?
No, you just twist it.
Oh, no, but the fire was a little bit of a thing.
It was a fire, right?
I mean.
Yes, I'm a little bit too fired.
You can't stop me.
It went crazy or is it distraction?
I had it set up.
Well, it killed a couple of birds with one stone.
I bet a lot of people.
A lot of people.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Can't have two conversations.
All right.
A lot of reasons the fire started.
And what did the empty reservoir?
It's a fucking rubber band.
Oh, yeah, the hundred hours.
Yeah, yeah, well, they would have.
Yeah.
Well, if you think about it, we don't believe on coincidences.
No.
Who would do that?
Well, we have an empty reservoir.
We have the historic fire season.
The DEI fire chief.
Yeah.
Which we thought was just off line.
Yeah, yeah.
It's D. I know.
It wasn't empty.
Yeah, empty.
They were repairing it.
It was burning empty.
Well, no, OK, wait, the reservoir was empty.
They didn't do it.
They were going to do a fire hydrant check and then they fucking abandoned that because
they were low on funds and they couldn't do it.
Well, they defunded it and they had to help out the homeless and the.
Fire hydrants were stolen from the areas because people were scrapping them.
And they would just cap them.
Well, they didn't have.
Yeah, they didn't have ways to fucking do that.
They cut 50 million dollars from the fucking budget.
Another 17 million dollars for pre-enlightened shit.
But here's the fucking deal also.
Kiki and I lived in California and I knew from all the fuckers in California.
They would just have dead shit and like plants and stuff in their backyard and didn't take
care of it.
The fire started.
Yeah, they lived up in like an orange grove.
Yeah, and they maintained that shit.
But a lot of people didn't.
I saw them in the news.
The whole fucking ridge is burning around the whole hill.
And up the size of the fucking mountains like.
You know what?
And you wonder why there's no fires.
I mean, are there fires in Europe and all these places or they clean their shit.
Don't they?
And you wonder why blue garbage cans don't burn.
You know what?
The good thing is.
It's a weird thing.
They at least I think what how many millions or billions of dollars did they spend to combat
homelessness last year?
Oh shit, 24 billion, I think it was.
Some of us are crazy.
I don't think direct energy weapons affect blue effect gets affected by blue.
I don't think that could just be another sigh up to make us believe something.
You know what I mean?
All the houses with blue all of a sudden.
It's better off in a homeless tent shelter than a home.
Yeah, but all of a sudden fucking blue doesn't.
You know what I mean?
That's the only.
I think they just do that on purpose.
They throw us breadcrumbs and fucking.
Or the little Asian guy behind the white and the laser just goes around the blue spots.
I was telling Kiki, we need the rule.
We need the Rodney King riot Koreans out there to make sure that people don't steal from houses.
Remember those guys smoking on the roof man with the white shotgun fucking ready to roll.
Those guys were there for business.
That was great.
It will be a good scrap metal market now though over there boy.
Where?
Everything's burned down.
That's fine it's still metal man.
Oh we already sold the border wall.
Yeah, it's already there.
No, I don't think they did sell it.
I thought they it was up for auction.
They stopped it like that.
Yeah, it was up for auction.
But they already did it once though.
They sold a few pieces.
Well the good thing is Trump's taking over Mexico so.
He's a Zionist shill.
But hey, Mexico's going to be part of American.
She's a Zionist shill.
We don't need the wall anymore.
Canada, he's a Zionist shill.
Yeah, those were taken up.
What's this about?
I thought he was going to annex Canada.
Well both of them.
We're annexing Canada aren't we?
We're taking Greenland too.
We're not taking Canada.
We're buying it.
My brother's.
God you are autistic as hell today.
That is a good painting.
You know what dude?
I know you just want the camera time.
It's alright Bob.
I just want to show my brother's painting.
My brother Nick gave me this.
He painted this in February 22.
We're talking about two years ago.
That was years ago.
Yeah, and.
You good now?
True Dittler.
Yeah, true Dittler.
You good now?
True Dittler.
Yeah.
Fine and Trump is going to take over Canada too.
He did resign.
You didn't really want Canada.
I don't know anything about Canada.
No they have resources.
I like the maple syrup.
I don't want Canada.
We want Canada because if they're starting to work for China.
For China and shit.
Who gives a fuck about Canada?
Let's get all these motherfuckers out of the United States.
Let's do not these visas.
Let's get back to how the fuck we were.
And then let's worry about taking over other countries.
Think about it.
If we can have Canada and Mexico, it's easier to dispose of all those bodies.
Right, and it's blocking more blocking land.
Why do we need Mexico and Canada?
We need them.
We fucked our own shit up.
Let's get it back to how it was.
We don't need more people and more problems.
Well, it would mean anything we give them.
It would be cheaper somehow, some way and shit.
How's that?
How's it going to be cheaper?
Because we don't have to do the whole trade thing.
It's better.
We don't want to corrupt this whole country.
If now we have three fucking...
Yeah, you know, it is kind of horrible.
What are you going to call Canadians and Mexicans if they become part of the United States?
Right, yeah.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, Mexicans and stuff?
Yeah, that is just getting shit too close together.
I mean, that works.
That's an easy...
Listen, we're distracted.
You're distracted.
And I like it.
I don't like it at all.
Fuck Canada.
Fuck Mexico.
We actually more walls.
We're Americans.
That's what we need to worry about.
America first, never last.
Mexican Americans.
You're right.
They're expedition night school.
They're gonna be.
No, they're gonna see.
They're gonna see.
You know what I mean?
That was a great song.
Beaneers.
All right.
That's a good song for that.
That's a fucking movie, ass clone.
What are the guys here about the drones, man?
Which ones?
The drones, just drones in general.
I noticed three of them follow me around.
Three drones?
Oh, man.
Everywhere.
Fucking raleiota and fucking good stuff.
Have you seen these?
Do you have seen drones?
Around here?
They're just reporting drones all over the place.
I think in like Jersey or something.
Right.
It's like all over the place.
Yeah, the fucking East Coast.
They don't think they've been doing this.
And the funny thing is is...
Yeah, they're still looking for raleiota.
The new cycle is so fucking crazy.
We have like all of a sudden...
What's this?
Okay, the mangy-owned guy.
Kill the CEO, nothing about him.
Yeah, I was like, that's drops.
Fucking rechuman, the Gilgo Beach murderer.
Right.
Dude, this was...
They made TV shows about this shit.
Yeah.
Nothing in the news about it.
No.
The Idaho kids.
What did they find them?
Cullen Burger.
Yeah, they caught them and everything.
Yeah, they got them.
They used to shit like quick and was like, who knows?
What did they do anyways?
I forgot they had a whole...
They murdered like 17 women.
Holy fuck!
And then dumped their bodies.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah, they haven't heard anything about it.
And then fucking Colberman, the Idaho killer, that killed those first people.
Right, right.
Nothing about his dad.
Like, I was talking about with Mary.
Like, I believe that we...
These people of positions in power, like, we were talking about with fucking shorty fucking
Gooseman, El Chapo.
Yeah.
They're not in fucking prison.
No.
They're assets to people.
They don't need to be like, oh yeah, he's in a super max prison right now.
It's like, well, show us.
How do we even even view with them?
Oh, he's there, trust us.
No, he's right back there.
Cheek lead Mohammed fucking...
He's having lunch right now.
Oh, did you see that?
Biden pardoned all the 9-11...
Or not pardon all the 9-11 guys, but not the sentences down the guard time.
All the horrible people he pardoned.
No, the list that we have in custody.
Oh, they're still in jail.
And release those people from Guantanamo.
You kept them out of death sentences.
That's what he did.
That's what he did, yeah.
But why?
Right, they should have been killed sooner.
Dude, they killed fucking Timothy McVeigh.
They all murdered someone, right?
I mean, they murdered somebody.
They killed Timothy McVeigh so fucking quick.
You had spawned that.
Yeah.
They sure fucking did, you're right.
Yeah.
Because he didn't do it.
Because he wanted to fucking why?
Yes, exactly.
Yes, I understand.
I mean, I get it.
Who's another guy that went to fucking...
That's enough to tell me that he did.
Yeah, who's another guy that went to Fort Bragg?
He bragged.
Everyone else gets 40 fucking years on death row.
They say, well, a guy that went to Fort Bragg and a bombing.
What the fuck is that?
He killed 20 people.
He gets to sit on death row for 15, 20 years, 30 years.
20, the mastermind behind the scene.
The mastermind behind 9-11.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
Get the fuck out of here.
And all of a sudden you say he's not eligible for the death penalty anymore.
The fuck is wrong with you?
You know, this is when life imitates art right here.
That's what it boils down to.
I'm waiting for them to find out.
They're in California.
They're going to be like, well, we found where the fire started because they were
going to be like, well, we found where the fire started because we found the guy's passport.
It wasn't burned.
Here it is.
Oh, yeah.
How is that?
Yeah.
That's all of a sudden.
Oh, yeah.
Well, just like the Cybertruck guy.
Yeah.
The fucking.
They stole the whole thing.
Blow off.
Everything's black.
They have plastic IDs.
He was burned.
The man of best time.
Everything was in good condition.
Yeah.
He was burned beyond recognition except his passport.
Yeah.
He swallowed his passport.
He was burned like an 11 in the Cybertruck.
They need to start building houses out of black boxes or passports.
I mean, because it's fucking.
That seems to survive fire and everything.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that shit?
But that's where they found it, right?
Or what?
They thought they didn't have a digileon somehow, maybe.
No, it had burn marks on it.
It was paper.
Somebody took a lighter to the edge.
Like when you're aging something and you burn the edges a little.
Sure.
Yeah.
When you're all fucking gas.
You're in a piece of paper, didn't it?
But the seats are fucking completely.
The guns were melted.
Everything was melted.
Yeah.
It's like, come on.
The vinyl plastic's gone.
And then like you said.
You could read every number on that.
Exactly.
Oh yeah.
Nothing was bubbled or melted or fucking.
Not even, it was just the edges were burned perfectly.
Like you said.
Because the high temps wouldn't burn that at all.
No, not at all.
Because it's a United States passport.
Because it's paper.
Because it completes the fucking varsity of this.
Just like in 9-11 though.
Remember all that paper?
It found the passport.
Paper didn't burn.
Yeah.
It was coming out the fucking.
It looked like confetti and shit.
Yeah.
And the metal filing cabinets.
Drivers piled.
Or just fucking them out.
They were attacked.
Yeah, but the paper was fine.
Yeah, but also at the same time.
I mean think about how many sheets of paper were up in that plane.
I know.
I mean that's all that could have been used.
It's just when you're...
I'm sure.
Well no, but they found the passport of the guy that was flying the plane.
Yeah.
So how the fuck though?
I mean he was in the plane.
What the fuck was his name?
He was in his pocket.
He was the first one to hit the fucking building.
Abdul Salami.
And they found his passport.
Floating on the ground.
Come the fuck on.
Yeah.
Donnie F. Ford says no on 9-11.
No, no, no.
He finished all that.
He said the first one to see that building coming up man.
He told me they found his passport.
Yeah, they did.
But there were no engines, no black boxes.
No fucking.
Plane parts, nothing to that extent because you want to know why?
Mary's getting the phone.
We should answer who?
Oh, if it wasn't...
Ah, she answered it right.
If it wasn't her we should have answered it.
Think of him allergic to dirt bags.
Sneezing.
Oh man, trolley mark.
He's got bowl evils.
Wait, what?
He's done, he got arrested for something.
He's like what dude?
He is woke up.
Don't touch me though.
But the fucking culmination, so we got shit going on on the east, shit going on on the
fucking west, what's going to happen in the middle of the country next?
Earthquake.
What is going to happen?
It worked in a hot spot.
That's what I'm interested in.
And they're already destroying fucking food factories, they're already destroying, I mean
you saw the substation that was blown up in Texas?
Yeah.
That's like they're fucking meticulously slowly taking...
Yeah, they're building up to little shit and something's going to happen.
Well, they just did globalists, I don't think so.
And Biden, they just allowed for the sale of all that Bitcoin they got from the Silk Road.
Jesus.
Because Trump wants to create a reserve, a Bitcoin reserve, and you know, when he gets
into the office, yeah.
So try to fuck that up.
It's good though, right Kiki?
If he did that, that would be good.
Everybody else is doing it?
Dude, if he gets a Bitcoin reserve, yeah, my Bitcoin's going to go through the...
Does that mean I need to get a Bitcoin reserve too?
Is that...
That may not be a bad idea.
Right.
Why don't you take all that weed and sell it and get Bitcoin?
You may weed, go ahead.
I'll trade it for Bitcoin.
So something's got to happen next, because what's next with the news cycle?
Bitcoin, dude.
It's like, we only got what, 11 days left till this motherfucker gets in office?
Yeah, they're going to try another fucking assassination attempt.
I mean, they're already, I mean, they're already trying to just burn the fucking shit down.
How about the bullshit sentencing thing?
Yeah, that didn't go right good.
Well...
What'd you really think was going to happen?
Obviously, that's what happened.
But they had to make sure that, you know, he's an evicted felon, that's for sure, and now he was sentenced.
That's it, that's it, he's a felon.
They're going to fucking...
It don't matter.
No 14th generation for Trump?
Dude, first of all, I don't give a fuck about that.
No, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what happened these couple days.
The tax payer money that was fucking thrown at these shit, like it was out the fucking window, man.
And then he had facts that this merchant dude, his daughter is getting kickbacks and payouts from fucking competitors.
Because of what her father is showing to Trump.
Well, and donations.
She's like collecting all these donations and shit.
Yeah, it's all a cockish shit.
But the money that people don't fucking...
They just tried to organize some group, a committee to fight Trump.
And the Democrats were already did that.
No, seriously, like a whole committee to fight Congress.
Like the Warren Commission.
Something to do with that whole thing to just...
To open their face.
To all fucking money laundering.
To battle Trump for the Democratic Congress.
That one person was wasting money in time.
Everybody's like, oh, this guy's a billionaire and he walked away with that.
That's like, bitch, who fucking cares?
They just spent all of your money doing this.
For nothing.
Right.
They took tax payers, our fucking cities are out of control.
Everything is burning.
Everything is... I mean, this is biblical times right now.
And you're worried about some...
It seems like biblical times, but they're not.
What are you talking about?
It's gonna get way fucking worse.
Well, yes, but this is a precursor to a bad event.
They're getting us used to it.
They're predictive programming us.
Oh, so now...
Fires happen.
Okay, cool.
When the smud slides happen, cool.
You know, it's like, all right.
Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?
Now there's a new car out in the sky.
They want you to get a new vaccine for the fucking burn food and shit.
Don't ever fucking take shots.
No.
Especially from the government.
God, no, man.
Unless there's a takila.
You're gonna be kidding me, right?
No, the fucking Kansas City fucking shuffle right there.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's great for you.
What's your bonus this week, Bob?
For getting so many fucking shots out.
To kill fucking people.
You don't even know what the fuck's in it.
Your 401K has gone to shit.
Well, you guys are saying this because this kid was telling me about this punk show that
was going on right after COVID was going on and they were having these parties and they
wouldn't let anyone in unless you were vaxxed and you could prove it.
A punk show was doing this.
Yeah, and these punk kids were not accepting of anybody that was on vaxx, which to me is
like so not punk rock.
First of all, here's the deal, Larry.
They want to play their music.
Right.
They don't care.
But no, these kids were having a party in a basement and they wanted to make sure everybody
knew.
So they don't understand how vaxxers are supposed to work.
Dude, okay, I'll tell you this.
If your vaxxers were protected, as they would say.
After my pop had his stroke and he was in like a home before.
I remember we walked up one day and it was a ground floor.
You know what I mean?
People would walk up to the windows to see their fucking dying parents.
No, man.
Okay.
And we walked down one day.
Yeah.
And it said, your father has passed.
He died in peace on a fucking thing they put on a window.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Never forget what they did to you.
They made you fucking miss your loved ones.
It was a sign that was up on the wall.
They did that to Tony's mother with Tony's dad died.
And then they set up barriers and had a cop there.
If you went to go see your family through the windows, they said you'd get arrested.
Wow.
And this is what they did for fucking six months, man.
How quick people forget Nuremberg.
I'm telling you, I fucking, I completely think that there are plants among us that are not
human that are triggered and activated at certain points in time to completely disavow
humanity.
And to just be like, this morals don't mean anything.
Like, how could you do that to somebody?
There's a lot of stupid ignorant people out there that can fill that position.
But it's like almost MK Ultra and monarch shit.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like their mind controlled so much.
It's like the UD, I fire chief or a mayor or whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah.
Which all bass, there's bass.
How does that shit happen, you know, because they, and then there's Kirk Patrick.
They get the much the most the most.
They get the much the most.
Go to him for years.
The New Avengers latest publication, Iron Man is the Antichrist.
Tony Stark is actually given to the devil in a serenity from his father.
Yeah.
From his father.
Not bad, I.
Yes.
And again.
They get information all different ways.
Yeah, I was like way deep into it.
And it's something else, they've been trans.
That's just like with Elon Warner, with the upside down cross, are they still friends
with Iron Man after they find out that he is the Antichrist?
I'm not exactly sure
Did we've been under MK ultra 5.0 for like the past couple decades every computer screen every
It's the new form of MK ultra and they're feeding us this bullshit from media and dude look at how many people are getting sucked in
Well, the thing is we all feed off each other to our energy
So you give off I think right now that what is going on right now is there's some sort of
Okay, different universes where they all feed off of each other, okay?
And we're just another universe and they feed off our energy so they make
Shit happen to us, right?
Like a dream is right
You know, it's not another universe, it's the devil and it's right. Well, you know, how do you know?
It could be anything but what I think in my opinion is that there's multiple
universes and there's multiple levels and this whole space
Timeship and the Amazonian women are gonna invade us and they're gonna take us all
Just all with their thighs I could live with that was it called snoopy snoopy and uh
No, no, no, it was called there was a future Ramo
Or something like that they and that's how they would crush him with during sex
But no
Something there's got there's a reason that all of this shit happens. It's not there's no coincidences
Listen, I mean God the devil. Well, yeah
Okay, I'm base value
I know but at base value. Okay, Larry sure, but someone has to act for the devil someone are his
Someone's are fucking God's minions and these people that are one of God's minions. Okay
Well, I'm a fighter for Jesus Christ. We saw one of the devil's minions in LA shit that cross upside down
I'm talking about the fires. Yeah
That's how Peter was trying people that don't
I mean the odds it was for that are slim, I'm guessing you know what's that that she was wearing it for Saint Peter
Yeah, oh, that's because there's a where do you get across that has a loop?
Yeah, where you can hang it up. Well, who wears that shit?
At this punk rock show I was at last night. There's a lot of lost souls
These motherfuckers have tattoos of all the pentagrams and all
So they do sell that stuff
Ozzy
I don't think he had crosses upside down. Yeah, he did
He had crosses, but I don't know I thought they were upside down. I was just gonna say that because I don't even think Ozzy had upside down
Oh
At the end of his I've seen Ozzy several times. Yeah, and Black Sabbath at the end of the show is say
I love you. God bless you all all the time every time
Unless you know, he's talking about a different god, but even Ozzy I think his house in California had a big cross
On the door. I'm sure it did. Yeah, a big giant Gothic tile style. Yeah, I mean they all want to portray
Malcolm Young crosses next Ozzy now. AC DC Malcolm Young had the hell's bell above his door. No, shit
Yeah, nice melt. You know a couple of times. They're all
Comes down to a Luciferian cabal. Yes. Oh, yeah
Pedophiles that want to control they just want power over people
They will take that's all they thrive off of is power and fear
And they don't care who they have to go through to get to it, man
And you know what it's like, why do we need the odd fellows? Why do we need these secret clubs?
We know what that's called having friends. Well, we don't need them, but they do weird shit. Are you doing in there?
If you okay, so why the fuck why the secrets?
If you have to join this club and they have to take a picture of you naked with some little kids, you know, that tells you ever
Well, I mean
I don't I think that's all blackmail shit. You want to be in a club? We've all done this
We've all done gay shit
Unknowingly probably if even knowingly sometimes, you know, are they drug you and they fucking have you in compromising positions?
Yeah, they get you. That's like that was the dating version the dating would come
How could they get a picture of you with little kids unknowingly mark? No, no, you'd already be doing that and they pop in
Whatever they drug you
Maybe you are maybe that's what maybe they feel you know, I mean, yeah
Sounds like a fucking run around from that
As your public defender I advise you to shut up
You could be on a hidden camera and be able to see you somewhere in like the teddy bear in the room
What do you do with teddy bears?
I brought my own teddy bear
Oh, let me set it up in the corner. Did you guys see that?
I sent over yeah, which one where Benny Hill is helping like the women like in the band
They're like in short skirts. He's helping him up
Helping him over grabbing her ass and then the guys turn to go in he just opens the gate from the walk in
I knew that was gonna happen. I love Benny Hill. That was great. Absolutely
Even though that shit was Jimmy Saville
In the face he has, we do it. Oh, yeah. There's always the most like that shit was just very funny
I like the one where he's got the fake arm
He keeps grabbing his ass
Yeah, I like that
The old time he keeps getting smacked because his arms in a cast so she looks over he can't do it
And then he brings out his arms and he's like
The old time he keeps getting smacked
And then there was always the rumor when we were kids that the old man was his father
Yeah, but that's that's not true. Oh, you're just spoiling my childhood. I know
I'm not sure if we got Benny Hill seeing you
Sure, we gotta look that up
I'm real sure because I watched the whole documentary about Benny Hill's life
And I saw that
He died poor and killed his brother
He died poor, he never had any friends
He wasn't ass poor
He proposed to five different women
Nobody said yes
Really? Yeah, he's always very lonely
Yeah, dude
And then in like 1982 or something
All that misogynistic humor became out of fashion
Right, out of style
Canceled, that's too bad
Yeah, he was one of the first besides Faddy Arbuckle
The first guy to get canceled
Yeah, mom
Those guys weren't exactly the best
And if you go around as a fucking notorious ass grabber
I'm sure that doesn't really
As soon as someone sees your compilation of works
I'm sure it's very difficult
Grandpa Munster, you should do that with girls
Dude, we were just talking about fucking Al
He was a notorious coxman
He was an Albus
Yeah, he was an Albus
Grandpa Munster was a master
And he was a fucking notorious coxman
Oh yeah, well there was a video of him
Who was the Italian mobster that was going to Courtney
And they interviewed him
What are you doing here, grandpa Munster?
Shit, Genevieve's one
Genevieve's one, yeah, he's okay
When your friends are in trouble, you come to support him
Might have been Gotti too
Yeah, he's one of my friends
Which, that's loyalties
That's out the fucking to the wayside
He really seemed like a mobster in that scene though
He comes to another head mobster
He's his head mobster buddy
Think about it, what influence back then didn't the mob have
Everybody acts like the fucking
It's like what's worse, how things are now
Or how things were
When Danny Hill's father was a circus clone
Oh fuck me, man, really?
The fucking autism is rubbing off on you
Is that what it says?
Was he really a traveling circus?
Nah, he's going to start looking, I mean, coming out of it
No, no, I'm just going to be me
Mark can't stop looking at his phone
Even when he's
Supposedly on a podcast
He's just that
Supposedly he actually is, and he just can't fucking keep
Him entertained for more than five seconds
I wanted to find some topic
Hey, why don't you tell us about
Why don't you tell us about
When Debbie was new
Ski got Tony LaCorte
To slap you around on the boss
Oh my god
Actually, tell us before you got kicked out of high school
Yeah
Oh
What a mistake
Had something to do with the football team?
Not really, but I played football
But I got
Smoking cigarettes in the gym class
Playing softball
Oh, that was it?
They caught me, they tried to confront me with the cigarettes
And I had a joint
Larry told me you were selling speed to the football team
I got caught with that too
He was leaned up
Resilient or was it just music?
The joint was the end of the year
What about the pipe that
Had the pattern
The pipe in my pocket and the women caught me
I suppose we were nice close
You were in the same pants every day
There was a hole in my pocket
A warren spot
That looked just like the pipe
So were you selling speed to the football team?
Not the whole team
Just about the offensive line
And that's what got you kicked out?
No, no, no, that was
No, that was earlier
They let him slide
Yeah, I took a lot of chances
I had a lot of chances
You went too good in Thailand with the lady boys
If you like to take chances
Well, you know what I mean, they let me slide a lot
Spin the wheel
I got caught doing a lot of shit
But smoking
In softball at gym
Softball?
What better sport is to smoke at?
Softball
I think I'm going to light up a cigarette
That's like darts
I remember when that happened
And
That was enough
They were like, dude, you're in high school
You can't smoke
Then they found the joint of course too
So that was
Remember when we got caught smoking weed
At Lake Park
Summer school
And we stuffed the joint
I think I did
Stuffed it in my pocket
And then we had like four joints
In a cigarette pack
So the principal takes all of our
Cigarettes
We all had a pack
And he's like, and I'll give these two on the last day of school
So now it's like, oh man
He never looked inside
On the last day we were like, alright
Who's going to go in and get those joints
Because we know that Mark went and got them
And they were still in there
Here
That's funny
You had to smell like weed
Well, it was fucking 1981
What does that mean? It smelled in there in 1981?
No, no, no, the burnt joint was in my pocket
No, it was full
Yeah, full joints
It was a Mexican brown
Wait a second, so the joints inside the packet
Were brand smoked
Okay, there we go
They were probably Mexican brown
Yeah, some downtown brown
That good green shit
That probably did stink, but because the cigarettes wasn't so bad
Mark remembers it as good green shit
It was worth going back
I just remember back then we had good green shit
Right, and it was worth going back
But here's the thing that was worrying us
It's like, are we going to get kicked out of school
On the last day of summer school
After you just fucked up the whole year
You fucking retard
All together at summer school
Risking it for four, how many joints?
How about the kid directed to his calculator
I couldn't even understand one word
He said, okay
Here's what happened
There was this tough guy in this dorky kid
The tough guy goes to the dorky kid
Can I borrow your calculator?
Calculator, that's what he said
The kid doesn't even answer
He's like, when are you going to the calculator?
I'll give it right back
And he takes it and puts it under the leg of the desk
And then gets up and starts
Hammering down on the calculator
And it busted in the leg
And it's like, you know, it's all cracked
And then he continues to smash it
Making a point and taking it apart
Smash it and smash it and smash it
Smallest pieces possible
And then he fucking grabs it and gives it back
He's like, here, thanks for letting me borrow that
And the kid's like, oh fuck
Did he come from the silly class?
Well, it was summer school
So here's what it was
A retard
No, no, a retard getting held back
Doing his class
And a smart kid that was younger
He's advancing
He's taking extra class
A bookworm and a fucking moron
Which is hilarious
And the kid just smashed his fucking calculator
And I thought, what an asshole
Do you remember that movie?
Summer school
Jim Merrick
That was Jim Merrick
He lives there
He lives at 3426 self-avenue
He's just calling everybody
A little part of it on the back
Above the store
I don't know where the fucking guy lives
If you did, you'd probably say it
He's probably one of our only listeners
Now he's a fucking fucking Vendado
I think that's probably dead, actually
Yeah, he's R.A.P. Jim
In prison, baby
He's probably in gym
He was already tattooed up
All over and shit
He's low life to the max
He's always wearing a black t-shirt every day
He did hang out with him a little bit
But after he did the kids' calculator
Like that, I can't be a fag
That's why I draw the line
I can't be friends with that asshole
The tattoos I didn't mind
They were, you know, it's fine
You want to get tattoos, I think they're cool
But I didn't like when he smashed
The bookworms' calculators
You didn't even know what it was at first
Everything was a few
What do you use that for anyway?
Overpower you
You could make boobs on it
It's all I know
And the other kid
Didn't even, he never even responded
To can I borrow your calculator
He just took it
What are you going to say to a guy like that?
And the teacher was actually
Frightening this kid
Teacher did nothing
This kid would be the guy that would punch
The fucking teacher in the face
The class was in such a past
It was like, you didn't have to do anything
The answer, the test, you take a test
The passing test was in the garbage can
You'd be sitting right there
You could look right at the answer
You had no faith in your little animal
You're like stretching as you're like
Oh, I got a stretch
You're going to make that Scott Greenwood kid
Scott Greenwood kid
You got my homework
I'm going to throw the answers in the garbage can
The teacher gave us time to copy
He was like, okay, you guys do the homework now
Yeah, he's had to do that towards his self
The teacher
Well, no, the kid in class
The kid that was advancing
See, because it was like
We were copying too slow
He's like, here, just give me your shit
That makes sense
That's where the teacher's like, I'm going to have a cigarette
It's going to take me exactly six minutes
I will be back
Oh, yeah, that's how it was back then
He wasn't going to fill the way in
No, it's like, I gotta do fucks
What a fucking horrible job
Summer school, the bunch of fucking
I got kicked out of summer school
Why am I not surprised
Smoking?
Oh, man, you just couldn't stop
Could you?
They're in Lake Park at the West Campus, right?
Yeah
They had the open windows
You could see from one right into the library
So, summer school
The rooms are dark
I ducked into a room
Because no one up there is always
I light up a smoke and I look
And there's a guy in the library
Looking right in the fucking head
You just left a smoke in the library
No, no, the room across the office
A darkened room
I would never shut the door
I didn't even know there was a glass near it
It was so fucking dark, the hallways were dark
It was summer school
As soon as I lit it, the glass
Lights up and I turned and the guy's in the library
Sees me
Lighting a cigarette
I can't wait for a couple hours to have a heater
Drink a piece of it
Now they've vaping shit
Right
You wouldn't have got kicked out
Now when we went to the Catholic school
Here's how it worked
They wanted money
They just wanted money
They would fine you
Some of the men
They must have been perfect for each other
They found a 20
And the teacher desk and go have a smoke
Two at a time
It was crazy
The first time was 10 bucks
Then it was 20 bucks
Then it was 30
It went up 10 bucks each time
And eventually
200 bucks, they have a cigarette
Well, a pack of smokes
No, they were like a dollar
Yeah, they were less than a dollar
They were a dollar when we were in high school
You're getting caught
So you're not supposed to get caught
20 times smoking
So if it gets to 200, you're really abusive
Yeah, but you're kind of opening the window for degenerates
Right?
A lot of the Richard Kits
I had to tell my mom
The first 10 bucks
And she's like, if you fucking do that again
Just because it was money
It's a lot of money too
There was girls that would be caught smoking
Every single fucking day
Oh, surprise
They paid them off differently
There was a reason they could smoke all they wanted
Yeah
They all smoked
Two of those fucking girls
They were smoking sausage
They smoked, they poked
Those cheerleaders were fucking nasty
Oh my god
Cheerleaders were a good nastier
They were all great
Oh man
Nasty whores
For miski-
Teenage girls
Like a real pervert
So for miski-wiz
Oh my god
That's a good one
One of my favorite ones
I like this one real homie one with pigeon toes, man
Oh, no
What the hell are pigeon toes?
The wolf-pulsing pigeon toes
Like the ultimate fucking duo
There was this girl
At Denny's
That was so horrible
And Mark liked her
And he asked her out
And she was so horrible looking
Sunshine, she thought I was kidding
Right, she took it as an insult
Like fuck you
I was, she also had some apne
She had a great little body on her
Nice brunette with big eyes
But she had horrible apne
Horrible apne
That was nasty dude
She had to wash that fucking face
I was gonna take her and put her in a sink full of fucking palm olives, man
But it was so bad that when he asked her out
She thought I was kidding
That's how bad it was
It was so bad that when Mark asked her out
Seriously, she thought he was dying
She also probably knew him too
No, no, no, no, no, no
We did not know her
That's sad
Alright Peter, her too
It's by now
Going through a lot of screams and shit
Some form-hortle teenage girl crying about her fucking suits
Alright, what time are we at?
We're at one
hour
Yeah, look at that, bam
I think Larry's making it up for the week
No man, we're one hour and 30 seconds
Nice, fuck yeah
Bitches, you're okay
Yeah, I wanna thank
Tom Spree Clinic Automotive
and Pre-Bettering Area Services
for
all the things they do for us
and I wanna thank Mark and Piki
Happy New Year again
even though I said it last week
Probably the week before
No, the week before we
That's how we weren't doing it
Happy New Year
Happy motherfucking New Year
You got a jingle?
No
You got anything else to say, Mark?
No
Okay
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