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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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And I'm Kiki.

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And welcome to a new year.

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Happy motherfucking new year, yes.

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Do you have a stain on it?

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Let me tell you.

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You're the one with the needle, Larry and Needles show?

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Yes, it does.

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Let me tell you, you don't know what's gay. New Year's Eve parties.

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You're a slave to the clock all fucking day. You get up for work.

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You live your life by the clock and then you are waiting till midnight.

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Like a real fat dude.

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Shit to come.

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So you can celebrate one day off and then go back to work and slave to the clock.

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We had the band over and everyone did a bunch of mushrooms and we played on the internet.

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And that was real fun for our friends in Canada and across the United States.

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Hey Canada, go get fucked.

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You're gonna become our next state.

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All the growers and such, yeah.

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It was the 51st state.

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51st state.

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And Trudeau's gonna be the governor.

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I don't know about that.

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He'll be canned.

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That's alright though.

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You know what, Canada has a bunch of faggots up there.

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No, no.

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Canadian people, they're good people.

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The French Canadians, come on.

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See, there we are.

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That's a small portion.

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That's the small portion.

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You know what kind of small? I like zero.

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That's my kind of small lumber.

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My little, yeah.

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Well these boys are fucking pretty tough and they're not.

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They're like lumberjacks and shit like that.

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Well, that's fine. There's a couple good eggs out there.

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There's a couple good eggs out there.

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There's no rednecks.

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They're just like us, man.

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They're very nice too.

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I met them in person and everything before.

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At least one of them.

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Little maple syrup.

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Is that what they call it, Joe?

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Just like you.

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That's a good band name.

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What was the other one that I said?

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That's no bomb.

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That's no bomb.

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Yeah, but that's an actual weapon.

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Created by what he called the saucer heads.

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Because Larry wants me to cut down on my saucer head talk.

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I don't care what you do.

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No, you did it. You actually made him.

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He did his boxing me out.

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He's fucking ass clown.

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I'll tell you about Tommy.

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Talk about the ethnos bomb, but that's all right.

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Oh, you can.

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I'm a fan of the saucer head.

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They figured that they were going to make a weapon.

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The only effect.

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It's pretty smart.

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Yeah, until they realized they shared the same DNA.

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That would just be killing themselves.

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Until they figured out it didn't work.

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This came out 25 years ago.

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This was 1999 or something.

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They even released the plug to wire.

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I wish I could say the joke I told Kiki.

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But you can keep the whole thing in.

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You can keep blowing Larry.

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I just wanted to write about that today.

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Kiki said they actually told a magazine about this.

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It was kind of like right after that is when they developed the pager plan.

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Yeah, and they did 9-11.

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That's another time we'll talk about.

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This was after that.

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This was 2008.

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That's what I'm saying.

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It was 25 years ago.

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It was almost 30 years.

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There was another 9-11 thing I was talking about with Larry.

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I was listening to a 9-11 podcast.

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This guy was saying that they used drone planes.

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He's like a self-proclaimed expert on this.

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There's a trail that comes off.

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Look, the planes look fake.

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He was saying that they used some sort of low grade nuclear warhead.

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Or something to shoot through the building.

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That's why it punctured through the other side.

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You know what I mean?

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Because there was only certain weaponry that they had.

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Because the beams and the core of that building are fucking unbelievable.

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It's made to stand planes flying into it.

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You look at how it's made.

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It's taken it to South Korea.

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Did you see that?

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The birds hit a plane and it crashed.

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That's what they're saying.

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There's been three plane crashes in the last two weeks.

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Oh man, I haven't been paying attention.

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It is crazy the way that these planes are made.

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And you know what?

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I mean, do we really... I know it's easily to say,

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but it's like what the fuck do we believe and what don't we believe?

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Do we assume everything is fake?

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Fake and gay?

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Or do we just assume that it's just being fed to us to make us more stupid?

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Well, I think going into 2025,

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there's a lot more people that are willing to believe and accept a lot more crazy shit

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that in the old days, like, what we would think was totally acceptable.

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It was a lot less of a percentage of people like us.

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Well, but they only had television.

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Yeah, they only had television back then too.

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Think about this.

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I'm just saying though, in the last couple of years alone,

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people have waken up immensely, man, just because of, you know...

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The advancement of sadaloons and way to connect people with, what do you call it,

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with news and facts.

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It's astounding.

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It also puts people, you know, because like they say,

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I don't trust this Elon Musk guy at all.

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I think he's a fucking supervillain.

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I think he's ten times worse than Bill Gates.

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I don't know about that.

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Why don't you know about that?

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I don't. I don't think it's worse than that.

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I know the bullshit Gates has done.

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I'm waiting, you know, Musk is probably going to do some bullshit.

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Well, Musk has all this money, okay?

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Why don't you do good?

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Why are you sitting around fucking sending pockets to where, you know what I mean?

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Okay, you want to help people out? Help people out.

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Buy a place, fucking build houses.

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Well, he does a lot of philanthropy that you don't hear about.

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Yeah, but the point is though, if you have this much money and you keep on flaunting it,

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you know, I'm going to say you have like half a billion dollars or something like that.

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How is he flaunting it though?

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Oh, he's got billions.

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Yeah, okay, billions, yeah, whatever he has, but, or four or five billion or something like that.

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He's flaunting it by buying the government. All of a sudden, he's just neck, he's just buddy, buddy with the president-elect,

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hanging out with them. Those guys are like, you know what I mean?

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They're like dumb and dumber, fucking dumber.

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Well, I will tell you what, he is one of the only like foreign people to own a facility in China.

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And supposedly the Chinese government, you know, they have to own everything on their land.

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And who knows what kind of deal he's got going with it.

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So they got some percentage of it, no matter what.

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Yeah, his father owned the Amarulite.

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Or the technology into it.

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He's never created anything, bought fucking SpaceX, bought into fucking PayPal.

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Everything that he's done.

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It was created. PayPal was created already, so he might have added to it.

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Just like, you know what I mean? Just capitalism.

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But at least everything that he has, but now all of a sudden, it's like this guy just gives off this fucking vibe where it's like...

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Because it's like Billy Preston playing on the Beatles.

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He didn't create the Beatles, but you're not going to give him the credit just because he's African.

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Yeah, but like anything, yeah, something to like that.

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But, well, you just buy him out with money and shut him up, you know?

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It's like, and then all of a sudden, now this guy's like...

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He's technically an African-American, so you shouldn't say anything bad about South African-American.

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But now all of a sudden, he's like, hey, you know what? We don't need anymore.

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It's white Americans. You know who we're going to replace him with fucking street shitters?

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You know, it's like, what the fuck?

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All of a sudden, you're telling us we need these Indians and we're not good enough to fucking...

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What do you mean, Indians?

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Well, that's the way he's talking about the engineers.

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I'm not going to talk about the visas, but I'm just going to talk about that this fucking guy comes here, does all this bullshit,

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and then all of a sudden, he's like, even fucking VVAC is like, these fucking...

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We don't need Americans, white Americans, we need fucking foreigners.

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It's like, you guys are talking about immigration and how we need to get rid of the people that are coming in,

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and now we're just going to give this shit away.

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Well, they want the same shit that's been coming here forever.

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The highly educated, the intelligent people that are programmed as...

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Yeah, okay, I understand that this is...

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Operation line only.

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This is the melting pot created by a Frisbee head, but the coin...

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Who coined the term, shall I say?

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Frisbee, you know what I mean?

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But why the fuck do we need more of these people here?

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These guys are all in cahoots with the, you know, the globalists.

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But he's did funny how everything just changes every single day.

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Shit just...

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Like, all of a sudden, when you wake up one day and they're like, yep, we need more foreigners, but they got to be Indian.

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It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Like, all of a sudden, you were in this thing...

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When did this happen, though?

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I don't remember this...

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This has happened in the last two weeks.

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We need Indians.

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But when he...

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Who said this?

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All of a sudden, you want to cut costs and you want to do all this shit and you want to blow smoke up our fucking ass.

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Listen here, fucker, you're both immigrants.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, but who said we need more Indians?

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That's the part I don't...

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VVAC and fucking Elon.

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They want to start doing these VVSAs or like HB1 visas, where they start bringing in, like Kiki said, more talent...

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Because the kids here are fucking uneducated and unmotivated...

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Well, why is that?

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We need to get Indians and other...

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Because we have the worst education system in the world.

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Absolutely, that's what they want.

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People come out there and...

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They dumb us down to the point where when we need an engineer or someone with a fucking brain, we got to go to India.

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A place where the kids...

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Took schools seriously...

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What is this a byproduct of?

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Oh, sure, sure.

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This is a byproduct.

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This is all Atlanta.

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Well, it's been going for a while.

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But that's for a while.

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This is a shitty education system.

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They've been dumbing down the education system for decades now.

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But this DEI bullshit within the last couple months...

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Come to fruition right now.

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Like, you're starting to see that all these unqualified people put in these prominent positions that don't deserve this shit.

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Because all because of...

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You don't want to be racist because they're late 15 minutes.

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Or, you know, they're cooking chicken in the break room.

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They don't want to be in the break room.

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Fried chicken in the break room.

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Splattered grease all over the inside of the microwave.

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You can't say shit.

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But so it's like, okay, so you want to fucking...

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You want to bring more people in here?

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That's fucking fine.

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Let's worry about the people we need to get out first.

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And you guys are supposed to be part of a department that was cutting spending.

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You don't have anything to do with...

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Yeah, well, no, it's a...

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But it's all another side.

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Well, here, I get both sides because we want American companies to rule and control everything.

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Absolutely.

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So we want the best of the best coming here.

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Capitalism.

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We don't want them going to Russia, going to China, or wherever.

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But here's the thing also, is that I also look at it from the other side that it's a

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PSYOP to get us to not like these guys, to go against Elon and go against ZVAC.

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Like, they put this shit out and like, oh, look at these guys.

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Now they want to fucking start bringing in illegals.

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Well, no, yeah, well, that's just, yeah, that's how it starts.

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But the thing is with Vivek, or whatever his name is, anyways...

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Make.

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Rahmaturban.

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Yeah, he made a shit ton of money on a bullshit...

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Biotech.

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...and pocket jump.

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Bullshit biotech.

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Yeah.

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He bought a drug that was in like third phase trials or something.

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I forget what company, but they knew it didn't work.

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Yeah, so they fucking bought it.

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He bought it, renamed it, and said it was in the third phase trials.

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Got a lot of people to invest in it, knew it didn't work.

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He dumped it when it was going up.

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Yeah.

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It's a fucking shady business.

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What was the drug supposed to do?

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Maybe Indian...

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Stop shitting history.

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Yeah, they knew it wouldn't work.

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Even the placebo was there.

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Everybody got a placebo.

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Shit.

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Fuck.

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Yeah, no, I forget what it was.

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But, like I said, this fucking, I don't trust a guy.

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I don't trust any of these guys.

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They all work for him.

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They're like glorified.

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They're like, he's like their savior.

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Oh, free speech by asses.

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Well, here's the thing though, needles.

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There's nobody that's going to be un...

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Corruptable.

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Infallible.

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Not only that, but there's nobody that's going to have a pass that is perfect.

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Thomas, man.

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I'll tell you what, if Larry's in charge...

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They're always going to have some.

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Oh, daddy in a week.

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He better be scratching my back.

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Oh, man, you guys can scratch him at the same time.

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But seriously, you know, there's always going to be something in somebody's past that you're like,

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ah, man, that guy's a fool.

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What are you talking about?

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I can read you a thing about where he was, Elon...

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Here, I'll fucking even pull it.

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I'm the only person that'd probably be cleaning that whole thing if I got elected.

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I need you to have to go to Tom's first to make sure you're clean.

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That's the first rule of business.

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I'd have to see her for a year.

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You can't have Tom's words on all the presidential candidates.

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Yeah.

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So basically...

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He scrapes and cleans.

328
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Yeah.

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So Elon Musk was...

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So basically there was a...

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What do you call it?

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A good old Tom.

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Musk paid this guy, this felon, James Howard Higgins, $50,000 for false information about a critic.

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Musk also confirmed a meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell.

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He was confirmed at a judo practice where she was, and he publicly admitted to training

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there on May 7th, 2020.

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Okay.

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But she's been everywhere.

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Yeah.

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Okay, come on.

341
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Listen, the richest guy with...

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Come on, these people birds of a feather.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, oh, a chance meeting?

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Come on, man.

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We don't believe...

347
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Oh, I get it.

348
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It's not a chance meeting.

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No.

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So basically...

351
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Well...

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Fuck it.

353
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What's that?

354
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I don't know.

355
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Here's the thing, you know.

356
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And then they were gonna do...

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Like, he says, Ghislaine gets around.

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I think that's what Ghislaine means in French.

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She gets around.

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It's fat.

361
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That's what she's mean.

362
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Oh, and speaking of Maxwell, her father...

363
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Robert Maxwell.

364
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He's the one that actually created the...

365
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He moved him over to the massage and he created the...

366
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Oh, no.

367
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But you know how, like, science papers, everything's gotta be verified and published?

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He created that system.

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Well, also, then he indoctrinated us with his textbooks for children.

370
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Oh, yeah.

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I don't know.

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It's insane.

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He was...

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His shit runs deep.

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I mean, also, he was...

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He's the one who was, like, the mastermind of creating, like, honeypots and blackmailing

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and using all of this stuff to fucking...

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I mean, they were...

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Well, he's the one that put it on the biggest scale possible.

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Yes.

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He figured out that we could use child trafficking and all of these other proclivities that people

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have.

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Right.

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And use it against them in nefarious ways.

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And that's what they're doing.

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They're doing it for the rich.

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At the time, it's just devious, you know what I mean?

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But that's the type of people they are.

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They don't give a shit.

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They really don't.

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They don't care about their own people.

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We've talked about the Abrahamic...

393
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Well, you know, that's all part of being a psychopath and a narcissist beyond compare,

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where you only care about yourself and nobody else.

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And anybody else is just a player or a piece in your fucking game.

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You're a bull, man.

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You just get to use and abuse.

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Basically, well, you gotta...

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Even his daughter.

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...to make an omelet.

401
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And then here we go now.

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Here's a funny thing.

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Oh, let's talk about too.

404
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This guy that goes in front of the Trump Tower and burns a cyber truck.

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Right.

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That was a green beret, heavily decorated, highly respected, a real American hero.

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A Trump voter too, right?

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Yes.

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And people...

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Of course, from here on out, everything that ever happens, the guy's gonna be a Trump.

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But they're not using it in a bad way.

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His family said that.

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Like, he was a...

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You know what I mean?

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Like, he was a American.

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Yeah, yeah.

417
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Like, yeah, no.

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This was completely opposite of his MO.

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So...

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Well, he could be MK Altruid, man.

421
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Well, no, but okay, well, let's face it.

422
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He was shot in the head before he detonated the bomb.

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Huh.

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They came to find out.

425
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But okay, what is the irony, though?

426
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And they tried to say that it happened simultaneously on some TV.

427
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Well, a Tesla truck in front of...

428
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The Trump Tower.

429
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Trump Tower with fireworks in it.

430
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Mm-hmm.

431
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I mean, come on, really.

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You can't get more...

433
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It's more posy.

434
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It can be more faze.

435
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Like, laziness.

436
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But at the same time now, what is this supposed to do to us?

437
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Yeah, well, Elon said he's sending his best techs out there to try to get the video footage

438
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off the side of the truck to see what, you know...

439
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They already got him at charge stations.

440
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Like, they know, you know what I mean?

441
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Was it the actual guy?

442
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Well, the truck, that truck that they brought there.

443
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The truck, so they don't...

444
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And then also, this is...

445
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We'll talk about this, which...

446
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So, every time you charge one of those fucking things, it's getting documented somewhere.

447
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That whole truck is recorded from the minute you park that truck.

448
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I never thought of that.

449
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And they have so many cameras around that thing.

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So, yeah, they can watch you plug it in.

451
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Dude, all night long, that thing's on.

452
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I went in Carlos' car, man.

453
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I couldn't believe...

454
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Oh, yeah.

455
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He's got one of those phones.

456
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Oh, he's got Tesla.

457
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Those things are...

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Tesla recording all the fucking time.

459
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I couldn't believe all the bullshit going on.

460
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So many cameras.

461
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I don't know how he could pay attention to the road.

462
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I'd be looking at that screen the whole time.

463
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I couldn't fucking care my eyes.

464
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I couldn't fucking care my eyes.

465
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I couldn't figure it on the laptop.

466
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Yeah, much bigger than the laptop.

467
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Yeah, you get used to it, though.

468
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But, what do you call it?

469
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It's pretty cool.

470
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So, they're getting back to...

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Which is...

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This is so funny.

473
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So then...

474
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But the thing's documenting your every fucking move.

475
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Oh, yeah, it's recording you.

476
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Checking your eyes.

477
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Checking your eyes.

478
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Making sure your eyes are on the road that you're not sleeping.

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It tells how your body's moving.

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Every time you pick your ass and then sniff your fingers...

481
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Oh, yeah.

482
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It's mapping off when you're auto-driving.

483
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Yeah.

484
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Which is very funny.

485
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It's catching all that shit.

486
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So then...

487
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Amazing.

488
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We know that these two guys rented from the same place.

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The car house.

490
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The same car company was it?

491
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The same car company.

492
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Tour or...

493
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Tour.

494
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Yeah.

495
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This is a car company, though, that you would rent from if you had bad credit or not.

496
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No, it wasn't bad credit.

497
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No, it wasn't a private citizen.

498
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Yeah, so they have all these...

499
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Right, it's not avis.

500
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It's not enterprise.

501
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It comes from middleman.

502
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Yeah.

503
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So then, basically...

504
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You may save a few bucks, technically.

505
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This is great.

506
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Ever...

507
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You cannot have a good conspiracy theory...

508
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Or not even...

509
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You know what?

510
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I don't even want to use that word.

511
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How about a pattern recognizer?

512
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Because we just keep on recognizing these patterns over and over.

513
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Absolutely.

514
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Okay.

515
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So there cannot be a good pattern recognition without a Clinton involved.

516
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Yeah.

517
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And here we go.

518
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I was going to say, what's this?

519
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Chelsea Clinton.

520
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Da da da da.

521
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Order of Hillary Clinton.

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Her first steps.

523
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:40,000
It's on the board of IAC Incorporated, which holds a 31% stake in Turo.

524
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:47,280
Car sharing app used by the terrorists in New Orleans and Las Vegas to rent electric vehicles

525
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280
for their attacks.

526
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:53,000
So now, technically, is that her first two bodies?

527
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Yeah.

528
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Ah, good question.

529
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000
I have to look more into it, but yeah, it kind of sounds like she...

530
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
She urges...

531
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I was going to say, she urges...

532
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
There's definitely a Clinton hand that blood needs to be...

533
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
But isn't that crazy?

534
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
It would have been better if it was 33%.

535
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Yeah.

536
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
And it would have made it more believable.

537
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Absolutely.

538
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
But what do you call it?

539
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Wow.

540
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Now it...

541
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Isn't that funny though, like these little things that people find?

542
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Chelsea's a dog too.

543
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
What's that?

544
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
She's a dog.

545
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Yeah, she looks just like her mom.

546
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
She don't even look like her mom.

547
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
She looks like somebody completely different.

548
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Well, no, did you ever see who the father they compared her to?

549
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Yeah, they fucking...

550
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Yeah, she is a looker.

551
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:34,000
But isn't that great that, what do you call it, that the Clintons are somehow involved

552
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
in this again?

553
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Absolutely.

554
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
And not even...

555
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Amazing.

556
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Just now the daughter...

557
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Dude, she's probably like a cat.

558
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,000
She probably like spray shit or when she's at people's house or she shoots it out her

559
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
ass or something.

560
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
How many died?

561
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000
What, 15 plus the shooter in New Orleans?

562
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Is that what it was?

563
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Yeah.

564
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Something like that?

565
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
I don't know exactly.

566
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000
And then plus the one, so man, she's got 16 bodies already.

567
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
There.

568
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Just catching up to her mom and dad.

569
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Yeah, she's messing around.

570
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
No, not at all.

571
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
She's not gonna do it to her.

572
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
But she's gonna catch up either.

573
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Well, she's like, my mom and dad started when they were much younger.

574
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Yeah, you never know.

575
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
And then this is just my favorite headline.

576
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Russia finds seven nightclub attendees for looking too gay and through choice of outfits.

577
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
You're the man.

578
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Yeah.

579
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Let me tell you.

580
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
We really, I mean, he's shutting that Y-mart shit down.

581
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
I mean, even if that's fake, I still love it.

582
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I know it, because you can see it happening.

583
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Just seven Fanooks dressed like we're in Leather-day-at-Y out.

584
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Yeah, I showed that one to Mary and she busted out laughing.

585
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
I love that they find them too.

586
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
That's fantastic.

587
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
You look too gay.

588
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
A fun boy.

589
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah, a fun boy.

590
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Get a room.

591
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Get a room.

592
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
That's fucking great.

593
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,000
But no, it's very funny that we call it that the Clinton is somehow involved.

594
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000
But okay, so get him back to this Tesla truck in front of Trump Tower.

595
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Yeah, so ultimately fucking...

596
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
It couldn't be more symbolic.

597
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
I mean, it's like fucking crazy.

598
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
I mean, that is why it's there.

599
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
I mean, obviously they put it there for a reason.

600
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Two in one day, fucking fireworks that go off and then we got another new one.

601
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Did you see the film there?

602
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:20,000
It looked kind of cool though, the way the fireworks were scattering around and popping off everywhere.

603
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
But then we have a...

604
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
It just goes to show me...

605
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
You can see that it was fireworks.

606
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
They're telling you we can do another Oklahoma City.

607
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
We can do one.

608
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
You know what I mean?

609
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
This is just a reminder.

610
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
And then Elon's like, oh, look at this.

611
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000
The guy, the terrorist used the wrong truck a little.

612
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Did he know that?

613
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
It was like, dude, this motherfucker was a green beret.

614
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
You gotta tell me.

615
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
You know, he doesn't know.

616
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
That was a demolition inspection.

617
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000
You should know better than anyone though, Needle said.

618
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Elon's in on the fucking scam.

619
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
That's what I'm saying.

620
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
That's what you know what I mean.

621
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
It's come on, dude.

622
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Play it fucking long.

623
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
You all go back to South Africa, figure it out.

624
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Go to acting school.

625
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Because you can't even...

626
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,000
It blows my mind the things that they try to do to us to like falter us.

627
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Well, the problem is they bombard you so much.

628
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Bullshit.

629
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000
You know, the thing is they have to tell you the truth.

630
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
That's like their code of ethics.

631
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
And then here, you know what?

632
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
But yeah, they've just bombard you with all this fuckery.

633
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Okay, so in Guatemala the other day, I was talking to Larry about this.

634
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
And not the other day.

635
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
This was November, I think it was.

636
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
You probably didn't even fucking hear about this.

637
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
And I will bet because Larry didn't hear about this.

638
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
No.

639
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
All right.

640
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,000
At least 200 children and women rescued from Lev to Hore Jewish sect.

641
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
So Lev to Hore...

642
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
We're in Salvador, Guatemala.

643
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
I thought it was Guatemala.

644
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
Did you see about that?

645
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
You know, I did.

646
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
I saw some on Instagram about that.

647
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
And it just got brushed right under the rug.

648
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Of course it did.

649
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:51,000
So these guys have moved from less than 109 countries.

650
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,000
But uh, so they've been moving and basically what's happened is they're taking child brides.

651
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
There's a lot of human trafficking.

652
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
There's all of this shit going on.

653
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
And they state they aren't Zionists, which okay, hey, you know, a Zionist usually says

654
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
I'm not a Zionist.

655
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Yeah.

656
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
I don't know what I mean.

657
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
It's like, tell her fat girl, you know, oh, she's fat.

658
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
I'm not a big...

659
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
How come the fridge always fucking...

660
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I'm not a big grabber.

661
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
... keeps the snacks under control?

662
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
I didn't bring that.

663
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
I didn't bring that.

664
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,000
The big girls always like conquering over the little hot ones.

665
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:26,000
They're always putting up the fridge garden of snacks.

666
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
They are.

667
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
They're always blocking.

668
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I got this one.

669
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
I'm giving her a ride home tonight.

670
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Oh, what did you want to talk about?

671
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
You want to talk about Larry?

672
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Okay.

673
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
So I get out of the shower.

674
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
It's like 8.30 in the fucking morning.

675
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Oh, yeah, that's total subject changing.

676
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Oh, yeah.

677
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
New story.

678
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong.

679
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Oh, your Asian friend came over?

680
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Yeah.

681
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
And I'm like, wow, this is exciting.

682
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
I wasn't expecting him so soon.

683
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Fucking it was...

684
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
So dishonorable.

685
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,000
It was Tommy, the homeless guy that lives in Elgin.

686
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Okay.

687
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
And first thing out of the...

688
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
You're the righted Tommy.

689
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
I got a lot of...

690
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
It was a conversation.

691
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
I got a lot of points.

692
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
I don't want to forget that.

693
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
They were very funny.

694
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
This is going to be good.

695
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
So he said...

696
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
And it's funny because we could...

697
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
You and I are going to bounce this back and forth because...

698
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
So I didn't meet the guy.

699
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Are you going to go a little background?

700
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Tell us about this time.

701
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
You have to meet this guy.

702
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Yeah.

703
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Well, I known him for years, man.

704
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
He used to work for Tim all the time, moving furniture.

705
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Okay, so this guy's always been homeless?

706
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Yes.

707
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Okay.

708
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
He's always been a drug addict.

709
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Just always moving around?

710
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Yeah, he's been an alcoholic, but yes, he's a drug addict.

711
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
Okay.

712
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
He's a dabbler.

713
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
He's dabbling in all things, yes.

714
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
I don't think you dabble.

715
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Anyway...

716
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Okay, so that's...

717
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
So Tommy, the homeless guy, shows up.

718
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Yeah, he does.

719
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
To your front door.

720
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Yeah.

721
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
All right.

722
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000
And first off, now, I think it's a fucking worker.

723
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
You got to shoot out.

724
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Because he has...

725
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000
No, he has like one of these bright orange worker things.

726
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I'm thinking it's kind of mad to tell me that the fucking lions are going to be down for

727
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
a while.

728
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
And I just open the door and all I could smell is booze.

729
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
And he's like, hey man, happy new year.

730
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
He's like, I quit drinking.

731
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Yeah, five minutes ago.

732
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,000
And he's got a monocone in his hand.

733
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Oh, for drinking one.

734
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Exactly.

735
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Two seconds, right?

736
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Exactly.

737
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
So I'm off the wagon.

738
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
What's that from Kingpin?

739
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
What, you buying?

740
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Yeah, I'm off the wagon.

741
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
The wheel broke.

742
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
You had another wheel.

743
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Yeah, he's like, yeah, no, I'm not drinking.

744
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Well, you know, I quit drinking.

745
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Well, today I'm drinking.

746
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
And he's fucking bad.

747
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
He's got a drink in his hand.

748
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
So now he's drinking.

749
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
He's like, fuck, you got a beer.

750
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
So then Mary's like, hey, can you go to Starbucks?

751
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
So it's like nine in the morning.

752
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
And he's like, oh, okay.

753
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
And I'm like, you can come with me.

754
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
And he's like, oh man, I haven't been in a car in like five years.

755
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
And I'm like, oh, he's like not even in a cop car.

756
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
And I go, this will be like a field trip for you.

757
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
I go, you get to ride in a car without handcuffs on.

758
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
You should have made him sit in the back seat.

759
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
I got these handcuffs.

760
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Don't worry.

761
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Don't mind the fur.

762
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
So we go to Starbucks and we're on the way back.

763
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
And he's like, hey, can you go to the liquor store, Big Shocker, right?

764
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Yeah.

765
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
So he goes to the store, he quit drinking.

766
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
So we go to the liquor store.

767
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,000
And all of a sudden, man, pulled right into the spot next to me.

768
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Norm, my next door neighbor.

769
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
He's like, hey, what's going on?

770
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
And I'm like, hey, Norm's guy gets out.

771
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Yeah.

772
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000
And so I'm like, great, Norm is getting fucking booze at nine in the morning too.

773
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Nothing wrong with that.

774
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
It was pretty cool.

775
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Norm's housed though, so he can do that.

776
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Yeah.

777
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
So it was pretty fucked up.

778
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:52,000
But so he starts telling me about, you know, he's living down there and he's trying to

779
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
teach these guys.

780
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
He's been attacked by the river.

781
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Oh, don't it?

782
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
No, LG?

783
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Yeah, he's been attacked by the river.

784
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Literally, how does he live?

785
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Okay, now here's where his tent is.

786
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
He tells me there was this branch above my tent and I wanted to cut it down.

787
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000
So I borrowed a saw from this guy and I started cutting it.

788
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
And I was like, fuck it.

789
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
It's going to take me forever.

790
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000
So I just gave the saw back to him and left it.

791
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,000
And he goes and then about a week later, a month later, a storm comes through.

792
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Let's guess what happened.

793
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:26,000
And knocks down a tree and that branch that he didn't cut off saved him.

794
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
So the tree is now leaning at.

795
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000
So now he goes, and I got some really cool shit.

796
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:39,000
This Mexican guy gave me a roadwork ahead sign and then this one lady, her pug died

797
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
in a tent fire.

798
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Down in a tent city?

799
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Yeah.

800
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
So here's the, here's the, a pillow with the pug on it.

801
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000
And he's like, so I got the little pillow and it's like my dog now.

802
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
The ashes?

803
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,000
No, just a pillow with a picture of a pug on it.

804
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:04,000
And then he goes, and then this other guy, Odead over there and the police tape was there.

805
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
And then I took down the police tape.

806
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000
So I got that wrapped around my tent now and he's like, it looks really fucking cool.

807
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000
It sounds like it sounds crazy.

808
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
It's homeless chic.

809
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Fucking kid that's got down syndrome.

810
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
He just let him go in a junkyard.

811
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000
And he, and he's like, he thinks he's the mayor of fucking home.

812
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
You know, he sounds like he may be.

813
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:28,000
And he's like, I go, so when you're here hanging out with me at my house, don't you worry like

814
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
someone's rifling through your shit in the tent.

815
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000
And he goes like, like he's in charge.

816
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Yeah.

817
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000
They know better than the fuck with his time.

818
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Well, the mayor's got to get out and go and hang out with other people and drink up.

819
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
He's got to make some calls.

820
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
And so he's telling me about the swim guy.

821
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
He's like, I'm not sure this one.

822
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000
So he tells me, I tell him, how about the Harlins?

823
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
I go, how about every one of them's dead?

824
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
And he's like, even the old man.

825
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Oh, he knew them?

826
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Oh, he worked for Tim.

827
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Yeah, because he worked for Tim.

828
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,000
And he goes, well, that guy had one foot on the banana peel and the other foot cut off.

829
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
And he's like, ooh, too soon.

830
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
I don't know.

831
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
That's pretty funny.

832
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
A little hurt?

833
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
No, the dad.

834
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Remember his feet cut off from having diabetes and shit.

835
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Those poor people.

836
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Dude, they used to live in the basement and the kids lived upstairs.

837
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Oh my God.

838
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
The house was destroyed.

839
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
There was holes in the garage.

840
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
It was so bad.

841
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
So bad.

842
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
So they would be fighting in dog shit.

843
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Punching.

844
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Dude.

845
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Dude, they took a peep.

846
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
This is going on subject.

847
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Oh, the floor.

848
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Yeah.

849
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
So dog shit's on the floor.

850
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Instead of picking it up, they're like, are you over whose dog it was?

851
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,000
And so they just put a big cardboard box over it and now start walking on it.

852
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
And it's part of the shit.

853
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
It's massed in the world.

854
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
It's part of the world.

855
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
You know what I mean?

856
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
It's like, holy fuck, dude.

857
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
And so no one's going to pick this up.

858
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000
And the parents actually had to like go into like a corner in the basement.

859
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Yeah.

860
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000
And build a little room that they could be in to be away from these kids.

861
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
With their dogs.

862
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:02,000
They're upstairs smoking crack and fighting over a ton piece and shit all night long.

863
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Goofy fucking shit going on.

864
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
They're all alcoholics.

865
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Fuckin' Kurt.

866
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Just do Kurt.

867
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Kurt hit just bottles.

868
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:16,000
When Kurt died, did you know that there was just like gallons of milk jugs of piss?

869
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
He just pissed him.

870
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Because he was so lazy.

871
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,000
And the bathroom was literally 10 feet from his fucking bedroom.

872
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,000
He was a bath, he was a carny.

873
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Why am I not surprised?

874
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Kurt was the shit.

875
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000
So what happened was Kurt had a family and shit.

876
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
He had a dump truck.

877
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
A dump truck parked in front of his house.

878
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
And this is his daily driver?

879
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Let me tell you something.

880
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:49,000
His wife, Maria, when he married, he married this one broad when we were younger.

881
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Her name Maria, she was Greek.

882
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000
She was the most beautiful girl.

883
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
I was like, Kurt, I don't know.

884
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:00,000
What the fuck you did to get this girl to say yes.

885
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
But no, no, this girl was like fucking beyond.

886
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
So then basically he had this company.

887
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
He was doing great.

888
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000
He got a DUI and basically lost all his shit.

889
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
And the girl left him.

890
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,000
And he would sit in his parents' house and he would drink every day.

891
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
And he would throw the cans in the back of this dump truck.

892
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
The tan wheeler.

893
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
And it filled a fucking truck.

894
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
It was a dump truck.

895
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
It wasn't a tank.

896
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Yeah, it was all he had.

897
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
The tan wheeler.

898
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
And it filled the whole thing up with cans.

899
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
It was a big motherfucker.

900
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
And everybody would throw their cans in there.

901
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
It wasn't just him.

902
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
But the whole fucking thing.

903
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,000
And then he turned and then one day he just left for the carnival.

904
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
And then he had no teeth.

905
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
He talked like Tom almost.

906
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Well, a little worse.

907
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Yeah, I felt it.

908
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
No, he was talking.

909
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Yeah, I don't mean you know this.

910
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000
And then he wore this fedora with a peacock feather.

911
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
How come this shit wasn't videotaped?

912
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Oh, yeah.

913
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Because there's a dirty camera back then.

914
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
I was like, because you can't even.

915
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Right with our cameras back.

916
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
You can't write shit like that.

917
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
No, he was a fucking bastard.

918
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Oh, right.

919
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Getting back to your homeless guy.

920
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Oh, yeah.

921
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
So yeah.

922
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
So he's telling me, yeah.

923
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,000
So, and then he goes, oh, that reminds me of a so-and-so bill or something.

924
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
He had all his toes cut off.

925
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:14,000
He goes, I don't know if it was like diabetes, frostbite, or just partying too much.

926
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
You know?

927
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
I'm like, oh, yeah.

928
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Those are three very important.

929
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Yeah, exactly.

930
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
He partied his toes.

931
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
He partied his toes.

932
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Oh, man.

933
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
That's great.

934
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000
There's got to be a genre of.

935
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Oh, yeah, man.

936
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000
And then, and so then there was two big tent fires there also.

937
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Did you know this?

938
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Yeah.

939
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And he said that, well, no, he said that if they would have listened to him because

940
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
he told them, put the foods.

941
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Yeah, listen to the mayor of them, Tent City.

942
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Absolutely.

943
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Yeah.

944
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Because they had these flues and he's like, I told him it's got to be two feet above

945
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
the tent.

946
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Oh, yeah.

947
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
And it's got to go straight out.

948
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,000
And he said the guys that started the fires had it going out the side of their fucking

949
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
thing.

950
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Yeah, well, how the fucking smoke come on?

951
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Idiot.

952
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Well, you know, this is Tent City.

953
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Idiot.

954
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I mean, we're not dealing with that.

955
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
They tried to Iggar Rig.

956
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah.

957
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Iggar Rig to fire.

958
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Yeah, Jerry Rig to fire.

959
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Absolutely.

960
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
See, this, when you cut corners, even in tent cities.

961
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Well, you can't do it horizontal though.

962
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Yeah.

963
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
You know what I mean?

964
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
He does think he's smoke rising.

965
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Smoke rising.

966
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
And then it heats up and now it's burning.

967
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Okay.

968
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:18,000
So the first, so then the first fire, you could see it literally tore through half of the

969
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
encampment.

970
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Did it?

971
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Yeah, you could see it from the road.

972
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
He said in the second fire is when the pug died.

973
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Aw, man.

974
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
See, that's where I get sad.

975
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,500
Yeah, that's when I get pissed off that these people down there was fucking, you know, it's

976
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,000
so funny how we care more about animals than the homeless.

977
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Well, they don't have a choice.

978
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
No, they don't.

979
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
It's just so funny.

980
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:42,200
And he said that there's three cats that people own that live there that, you know, they're

981
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,400
smoking crack or meth or whatever.

982
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,480
No one ever feeds them.

983
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,000
So they come to him and he feeds them.

984
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
He's like, so I take care of these cats too.

985
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
And he's like, I'm like, of course you do.

986
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
You have to.

987
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
You're the mayor.

988
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Handing out checks.

989
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Exactly.

990
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
That's why they gave him the pug pillow.

991
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Some lady gave him the pillow.

992
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000
That's the reminder of the dog that burned in the tent fires.

993
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
You're the mayor.

994
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Yeah.

995
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Good job, mayor.

996
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Here's the seal.

997
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Here's the seal of the city.

998
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,000
The funny part is they're literally 10, like 10 feet away from the edge of the Fox River.

999
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Yeah, no water.

1000
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,000
I mean, but they can't even figure out how to put a fire.

1001
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
He lives on high ground close, close to the tracks between.

1002
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Well, he's got, he's got to overseas.

1003
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yeah.

1004
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Thunderdome.

1005
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And he's like, and he says, are you right?

1006
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,000
He's like, oh man, they got really good math and crack and fucking fentanyl and shit, of

1007
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
course.

1008
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
They do.

1009
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,800
And I'm like, and then he apologizes to me because I gave him a stack of catechronic

1010
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:42,000
stickers that he stuck up and down everywhere on all the train lines and shit.

1011
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
And he's like, all the stickers I wore off, you need to give me another.

1012
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
And I'm like, okay.

1013
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
All right.

1014
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Homeward mayor, homeless.

1015
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Give him something to do and shit.

1016
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Dude, they just need some like bulldozers just to push that tent city right to the river.

1017
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
But he said they're going to move them like to the place you told me.

1018
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Yes, needles.

1019
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,000
And they don't want to go because not only is it heavily fucking infested with.

1020
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:12,000
But it's also bad bugs, ticks, fleas, fucking every other fucking thing that a dog would

1021
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000
have, including roaches that a dog wouldn't have.

1022
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
I wonder why that is.

1023
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Yeah.

1024
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Come on.

1025
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
It's not like.

1026
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Except these are immigrants.

1027
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
That's what I told Tommy.

1028
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
They don't want to put you into the fucking Waldo.

1029
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
So you're like, oh, this is great.

1030
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Well, because they're not from Guatemala or they're not from here.

1031
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
But think about this though.

1032
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,000
The crazy part is also is that people have died there.

1033
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Multiple people have died there and the police just let it go.

1034
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
They're going to fire the police.

1035
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Just let it go.

1036
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
It's kind of got to be expected though, right?

1037
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
No.

1038
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
And he doesn't want to leave because he's the mayor.

1039
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
He lives there.

1040
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Because he can do it every once.

1041
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Absolutely.

1042
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
All of a sudden he goes to this place where it's a different language.

1043
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
He's not the mayor anymore.

1044
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
And then, you know, now you got too fighting.

1045
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
He gets a gang to New York.

1046
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Absolutely.

1047
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Now you got the fucking whatever.

1048
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000
And he said there's different sections of the 10th city too.

1049
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
He said there's, he said there must be 500 Tommy.

1050
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Tommy the pug killer.

1051
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
No, he didn't kill the pug.

1052
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
That's a good name.

1053
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,000
He said though, but there's big section of Mexicans and then there's a big section of

1054
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Venezuelans.

1055
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
There's a big section of the Blacks and then there's the Blacks.

1056
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
But everybody's separated, man.

1057
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
So they're in the fucking prison.

1058
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
All the head guys.

1059
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
They made their own little prison.

1060
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Absolutely.

1061
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
All the head guys get together.

1062
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
We got to sacrifice this person tonight.

1063
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,000
So now the thing is, is that they're going to try to push all these people into somewhere

1064
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
they don't want to go.

1065
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
And they don't want to go.

1066
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
They want to stay there.

1067
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
But wait, so what's wrong?

1068
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Why are they moving them?

1069
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
What's wrong with this shit hole they were moving?

1070
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
They killed my guy there.

1071
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000
And it's out in the open, man.

1072
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
It's fucking up the city.

1073
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
See the problem is that.

1074
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
There's a whole tent city here.

1075
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
So now they're going to fuck up buildings?

1076
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Well, no, it's all tents.

1077
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Oh yeah.

1078
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
They're going to move them in.

1079
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000
They can't move them because they're going to be right back anyway.

1080
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
What the problem is.

1081
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Can they just put a big fence around them and get in the cage?

1082
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Like thunder dome.

1083
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
If you climb out.

1084
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
You should build them a thunder dome.

1085
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Yeah.

1086
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
If you can get to the top.

1087
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
But what do you call it?

1088
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
You survive.

1089
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
And there's going to be shit thrown at you.

1090
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I think there's been like, because you can see there's like crosses.

1091
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Escape from New York.

1092
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Yeah.

1093
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
There's like crosses.

1094
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Jump in the river.

1095
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
You can see it.

1096
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
So there's people live multiple people have died down there.

1097
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Yes.

1098
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Multiple.

1099
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
He's using the fucking police tape to decorate his tent with.

1100
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Yeah.

1101
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000
It's like one of those guys on the accent wall.

1102
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Oh man.

1103
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000
But so I just don't understand how you can't sue the city.

1104
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Technically that's property right if someone dies there.

1105
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
It sounds like these people.

1106
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Well how about your friend is telling me, wait, well, needle's the guy with the train.

1107
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
He gets run out of the tent.

1108
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
They're going to jack him up.

1109
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,000
They're going to, they're going to set him up to rob him.

1110
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Yeah.

1111
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
They're going to fucking kill the guy basically.

1112
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
They're trying to.

1113
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
And the train was coming.

1114
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Runs into a train running away from them.

1115
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
It was coming, but I think it was only it was coming out of the station right there.

1116
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Because tent city.

1117
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
So it wasn't going at full speed.

1118
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
No, no, he had been dead.

1119
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
That's what I'm saying.

1120
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
It's a remarkable story.

1121
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
It's probably like.

1122
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000
That's why you only get a little fucking turn up.

1123
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Two to three miles from the fucking.

1124
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
What do you call it from the train station there downtown.

1125
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah.

1126
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Tommy said it's on the very edge of the.

1127
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
The library.

1128
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
The library.

1129
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yes.

1130
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
And he's naming all these landmarks like I'm supposed to know.

1131
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
And he's like, you know, the library over there.

1132
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Yeah.

1133
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000
If you go to the library, you can go inside.

1134
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,000
And what the thing is, is that people congregate from tent city over to the library.

1135
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Because it's within walking distance.

1136
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
And they're not.

1137
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
They can't kick them out.

1138
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Well, they're dealing drugs.

1139
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Yeah.

1140
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
They're doing.

1141
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000
He said because of the so many bombs and homeless that they can't sell singles around

1142
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
there either.

1143
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Like the liquor stores and none of the.

1144
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Oh, yeah.

1145
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
They're not allowed to.

1146
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
No, he said they don't.

1147
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
They have a new city ordinance.

1148
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Oh, okay.

1149
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I don't know.

1150
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I'm sure the Indians are finding out.

1151
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
You gotta go further away from it.

1152
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Well, there's still can like in some places.

1153
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Well, they installed all these fucking cameras to that.

1154
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
There's a shit ton of cameras.

1155
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
And plus it's crazy because.

1156
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Not in the perimeter.

1157
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Well, the river walk is right there and the boat is right there.

1158
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
You know, it's.

1159
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Yeah, the boat.

1160
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah, the boat is right there downtown.

1161
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I mean, that's why it's horrible.

1162
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
They do people are going, let's go to the Elgin boat.

1163
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
They don't know anything about it.

1164
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
And they're like, whoa, no, the boat is fucking there.

1165
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
They don't.

1166
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Yeah, I'm sure there's a perimeter set up.

1167
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
No, not even.

1168
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
They just don't fuck around their security.

1169
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
That's what I'm saying.

1170
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
I'm sure the boat doesn't even let them.

1171
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
But during the summer, they come and see it.

1172
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
We're going to the boat.

1173
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Yeah, they come in here.

1174
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
I know.

1175
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
They're like, what the fuck is going on?

1176
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Your festival going on?

1177
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Like I said, I ran to the tent festival.

1178
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:12,000
I ran into a lot of these people and I know and a lot of them are a if we want to be here,

1179
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
we have to live cohesively with these people.

1180
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Sure.

1181
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
You know what I mean?

1182
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
You can't be acting a fool.

1183
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:23,000
And you imagine most people are working together, but you always have some screwballs.

1184
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Well, yeah, there's a reason that they're I mean, come on, bring back a silence, right?

1185
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000
That's a problem is when they shut all these asylum down and started giving people all these

1186
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
assessor eyes and all this crazy shit.

1187
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
And then you start throwing crazy drugs into there.

1188
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Dude, that's like Bill Burst.

1189
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Every single fucking person I know that did those SSRIs committed suicide.

1190
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Yeah, it's just about me.

1191
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
I know people that did.

1192
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Well, the problem is once you get off of those, every person a lot of suicidal thoughts.

1193
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
If you it's like, we're on a suicidal thought.

1194
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Yeah, right.

1195
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
And totally what do you call it?

1196
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
It off.

1197
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Yeah, magnifies them.

1198
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Yeah.

1199
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Disclaimer.

1200
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
The fucking disclaimer.

1201
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
They're probably handing those things out like putting it.

1202
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
They're probably putting that in the sandwiches.

1203
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000
I think they're I think they're cutting back in hand in those out though, because so many

1204
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
people are like, what the fuck?

1205
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
The thing is that there's OK, there's a fucking drug.

1206
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
You don't see as many.

1207
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Here's a drug.

1208
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
I'm happy.

1209
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Yeah, but you don't see as many depression drugs commercials on TV anymore.

1210
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
They don't show that.

1211
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Now they show.

1212
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
I haven't watched TV.

1213
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Well, you want to know why?

1214
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Because my wife watches TV like crazy.

1215
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
24 seven she watches it.

1216
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I could I went in.

1217
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
These weird names, they can't even put enough letters of the alphabet together.

1218
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
And we're in order to come up with a new name.

1219
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
So that's how fast they're coming out.

1220
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
If you've got shit stain disease, you can't really shit yourself.

1221
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
There's a fucking drug for everything.

1222
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
You think you're shit yourself now waiting till you take it.

1223
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
The worst is to lose fucking weight.

1224
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
You get a loose asshole.

1225
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
That's what it says.

1226
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
You're going to have the bleaky discharge from your rectum.

1227
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
You're going to have leaky blood.

1228
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
And here's the other thing.

1229
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000
It doesn't.

1230
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Like, okay, I lost weight and you get off of it and everything's cool.

1231
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000
As soon as you get off of it, you become a fat ass.

1232
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Well, because you have no discipline.

1233
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
That's what they tell you.

1234
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Right.

1235
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Right.

1236
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
It's like, here you go.

1237
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Yeah, take this and it's going to make you lose weight.

1238
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Don't change anything out.

1239
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Yeah, don't change anything out.

1240
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Don't stop.

1241
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Just take this.

1242
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Don't fucking, you know, don't exercise.

1243
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
And they had this other one where they show these up.

1244
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
And that's all that's another side up to them.

1245
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Those ones are good for them.

1246
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,000
They're like, they take the needle thing and they're holding it for 20 seconds and the

1247
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,000
other fat ladies and 20 seconds a week and I'm losing 12%.

1248
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
And I'm like, oh man, that cannot be good.

1249
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
What the fuck is in there?

1250
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Oh, the needle.

1251
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Yeah.

1252
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
I forgot.

1253
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
She's got like a twitch afterwards.

1254
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
I think it's kind of like a row or something.

1255
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Oh, you know what, they got so many back off.

1256
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
I mean, it's just like, what the fuck is that?

1257
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,000
And it says, if you're allergic to it, don't take it.

1258
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
It's like, how do you know if you're a fucking learner?

1259
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000
The thing is that insurance doesn't cover it too, so it's big fucking money for that.

1260
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000
And who knows what the fuck you're putting in you.

1261
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
You know, what the fuck is that?

1262
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,000
So if you're losing weight, there's probably SV 40 in it.

1263
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
The OZempic is gonna, I mean, we don't type this shit.

1264
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
This is all legend because I don't want OZempic.

1265
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000
I don't want big O to come in.

1266
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Big pharma.

1267
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Big pharma could come in afterwards.

1268
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
That'd be great.

1269
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
So is that where your homeless journey ended?

1270
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Yeah, well, you know, I mean, he told me.

1271
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
What was he drinking?

1272
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
He was drinking Monaco.

1273
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Shout out to Monaco?

1274
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah, and then he had this really weird color, like green one with lots of fucking.

1275
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Oh, I saw that upstairs and then I was like, that's a fucking weird one.

1276
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
And I said, what flavor is that?

1277
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
And he's like, I don't know, lime or something.

1278
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
And I looked and it says margarita.

1279
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
And I said, I think it says margarita.

1280
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
He's like, ah, fuck you here.

1281
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Was he like a mad dog or something?

1282
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Fucking mayor is going to go back hammered.

1283
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
And then he said to me.

1284
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,000
And so then I played the piano and fucking played the guitar.

1285
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
We sang.

1286
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
He was drunk as shit.

1287
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
So he's singing all this.

1288
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Two days.

1289
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
You know, pink fly.

1290
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Right.

1291
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Yeah.

1292
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
And then he laughed and he's like, I'm going to go visit my cousins.

1293
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
And I think they still live there.

1294
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
They live there since we were kids.

1295
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000
That's all you need is the mayor.

1296
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
I'm going to go take the train.

1297
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
You need bodyguards?

1298
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
To my cousins.

1299
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000
He should have bodyguards.

1300
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Surprise visit from the mayor.

1301
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Yeah.

1302
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000
One guy with one leg.

1303
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Well, shit, dude.

1304
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
I'm thinking what the fuck is going on?

1305
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Someone's frantically.

1306
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
And then I think it's a, you know, the Wichita County line man or something.

1307
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
The way he's dressed with that.

1308
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Or green.

1309
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
That's what you would do with your escape convict.

1310
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Orange.

1311
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Yeah.

1312
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
He looked like he worked on the fucking lines.

1313
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Polish prison escape.

1314
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,000
He's fucking neon jacket.

1315
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Markets is mayor on the back.

1316
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
He'll see on the mayor.

1317
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000
The best was he's like, Hey man, I quit drinking.

1318
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
I could just smell the booze before he even spoke.

1319
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
The guy to drink in his hand.

1320
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Wait, I mean, he.

1321
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I think maybe he opened it after he came in the house.

1322
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000
But the first thing out of his mouth is I quit drinking and he's staying.

1323
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
And he did what water?

1324
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
The fucking drink in his hand.

1325
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
So how did he get the train?

1326
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
He walked here.

1327
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
No, the train.

1328
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
He took the train.

1329
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
You know how long it would take him?

1330
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Oh, yeah.

1331
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000
You can't leave 10 city that long without a mayor.

1332
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Right.

1333
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:24,000
He's only, he can only be on for like less than six hours or else things will fall apart.

1334
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
We're making light of this place like we were just talking about.

1335
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
It's not funny.

1336
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:35,000
A friend that I, acquaintance of mine, shall I say, just got chased out of there with a hatchet after trying to get robbed.

1337
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,000
And the metro train hit him and it busted his arm up so it blew his arm apart.

1338
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
It was crazy.

1339
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Amazing.

1340
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
So this guy tried to cut him with a hatchet.

1341
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
But then the best part is.

1342
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Oh, the best part is that they fucking want to sue him for running in.

1343
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Oh, they gave him a ticket.

1344
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Yeah.

1345
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
The Metro police gave him a ticket for trespassing.

1346
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Yeah.

1347
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Well, he had a shattered arm.

1348
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000
This sounds like we need to do a pod at this place.

1349
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Can we do it at the mayor's place?

1350
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:06,000
They gave him the ticket that kind of, you know, puts him at fault.

1351
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
But you know what?

1352
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Anyone knows that that's not going to mean a fucking thing.

1353
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Listen, if you're coming out of Tensin-Yi, nothing good.

1354
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Right.

1355
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
You're just having to run into a train.

1356
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
He needs to have a attorney from the Simpsons.

1357
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
What's that guy's name?

1358
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Lyle.

1359
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Oh, fuck, was that guy's name?

1360
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
I forgot.

1361
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Yeah.

1362
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
But no, that shit's hilarious.

1363
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
That place is not to be fucked with.

1364
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
No, no.

1365
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
If I go there, I can go there because I know the mayor.

1366
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
I wouldn't go in there if you knew the mayor.

1367
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
I'm not.

1368
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
I'm kidding.

1369
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
And I told him it sounds terrible.

1370
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
And Mary was like, wow.

1371
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:46,000
And he told me, well, it's cool because this lady gave me, this one lady gave me a couple

1372
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
of blankets and blah, blah, blah.

1373
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:54,000
And I'm like, she's like realizing, and he's literally has been there for three years

1374
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
living in a tent.

1375
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
He hasn't been indoors for three fucking years.

1376
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:05,000
And he fucking, you know, his, like Grizzly Adams, the fucking huge beard, long hair.

1377
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Fries falling around in the cold.

1378
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Yeah, man.

1379
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Yeah, yeah.

1380
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I mean, man.

1381
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Okay.

1382
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Hey, some people don't care.

1383
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,000
You know, here's the thing though, like sometimes I give him shit, clothes, shoes, whatever.

1384
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:23,000
And he said I'm one of the few people that are actually nice to him, so I can't fucking.

1385
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
No, because he'll kill you.

1386
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
No, he won't kill you.

1387
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Yeah, I mean, that's what it boils down to, right?

1388
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
No, no, no.

1389
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Yeah, he looks at you.

1390
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Not all homeless are bad.

1391
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
He's like the king of Siam over here.

1392
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
He's got a house.

1393
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Yeah, but no, no, he's got electricity.

1394
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
He's a nonviolent chap for sure.

1395
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
He would not kill me.

1396
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Until you get violent.

1397
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
No, no, no.

1398
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
You don't get to become the mayor of Tent City.

1399
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Well, without having to fucking force the little mayor of Tent City, if you know what I mean.

1400
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
You know, like you have to, you have to instill a little bit of fear.

1401
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
You have to kiss the hand.

1402
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000
The dirty, ah, dirty fucking hand.

1403
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:03,000
You know, it's just sticky with, there's like three branches and leaves on it from passing

1404
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
out with alcohol stick.

1405
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,000
You got like sticky hands from the alcohol.

1406
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
A blackish, a blackish scene.

1407
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
A little rubber stuck to it.

1408
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
His face is stuck to the pug pillow.

1409
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,000
He like gets up and pillow stuck to his face.

1410
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Oh man.

1411
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Oh, guys got to be a real good kisser too.

1412
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Oh man.

1413
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Jesus Christ.

1414
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
And it's fucking.

1415
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
It is just.

1416
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000
I said to him, don't, and he's like, man, I haven't fucking got laid in a long time.

1417
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
And I'm like, well, dude, look at you.

1418
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000
And I go, don't you fucking bang any of them homeless chicks there?

1419
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
He's like, yeah, well, they're all crazy.

1420
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
And I'm like, oh, yeah, what's so are you?

1421
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Yeah, I mean.

1422
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
What the fuck do you care if they're crazy?

1423
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
You live in a tent.

1424
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
The women are crazy there.

1425
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Absolutely they are.

1426
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I'm like, yeah, he's got standards.

1427
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Yeah, I mean, yeah.

1428
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,000
The ironies is like they literally live right by the river.

1429
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Yeah, they couldn't put the fire.

1430
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Yeah, it's like you're looking at the water or like Bay burning.

1431
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Oh man.

1432
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Oh, they couldn't line up.

1433
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,000
They couldn't line up like a bucket system or something.

1434
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Yeah, the bathing part.

1435
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
That's, that's.

1436
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh, here we go.

1437
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,000
So then he starts telling me all the bathrooms, all the toilets around that whole area.

1438
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
They're not clean.

1439
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
So where you can go take a shit or whatever he needed to do.

1440
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000
It's like India.

1441
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Because he's homeless.

1442
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Yeah, yeah.

1443
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:30,000
But at least he has the courtesy to go indoors and he's like.

1444
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Oh, he shits.

1445
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
At different establishments.

1446
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
The library is a number one.

1447
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:39,000
He's telling me all the different places.

1448
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Well, you can go to the hardware store.

1449
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
And there's aces right there.

1450
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:48,000
And then he said there's some other bread joint or something to make.

1451
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
or something.

1452
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Sounds awful.

1453
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
That he fucking, you know.

1454
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
They have a revolving jorke,

1455
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
almost people shitting their...

1456
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
He keeps the dirtbags away from...

1457
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
A lot of the places employ him

1458
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
to get the riff raps from in front of the press.

1459
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
And they let him use the show.

1460
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000
And he's like,

1461
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
and I know all the riff raps.

1462
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
The home was muscle.

1463
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
So it's a great job.

1464
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
So he's got money for a crack and fucking booze.

1465
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
I get a free couple free bagels.

1466
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
I get to take a shit.

1467
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Yeah.

1468
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Yeah.

1469
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
He's a fucking guy.

1470
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Sounds like a horrible one.

1471
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
He's a fucking trickster.

1472
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
But no, it's crazy.

1473
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
But he said,

1474
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
oh, the good thing is, is I learned Spanish.

1475
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
And I'm like, that's great, dude.

1476
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
He's like, you know,

1477
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
because I'm a Mexican.

1478
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
No, you don't.

1479
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
No, I don't.

1480
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I'm like, yeah, awesome.

1481
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Where is the shower?

1482
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
God, what a horrible life living in a tent.

1483
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
And it was so fucking ironic

1484
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
because it's not like I'm the cleanest motherfucker,

1485
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
but here I am coming right out of the shower

1486
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
and he's knocking on the door

1487
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
and he's the dirtiest, filthiest fucking thing.

1488
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
You're like, I should have waited six hours.

1489
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
But you let him sit down?

1490
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Yeah.

1491
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Right where I was sitting.

1492
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Dude, you get bad bugs, man.

1493
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Dude, that's where you're like,

1494
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
throw fucking paper.

1495
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
He doesn't have a bed.

1496
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
That don't mean anything.

1497
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
They got piles of clothes.

1498
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
He's got tent bugs.

1499
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
You gotta remember,

1500
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
people are rotating through there.

1501
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000
If he's the mayor,

1502
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,000
how many people are his public population going out there?

1503
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000
You know, I did start itching

1504
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
when I came in here.

1505
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Dude, I had bad bugs once,

1506
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
fucked that shit.

1507
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
I didn't let them in my bedroom.

1508
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah, they don't give a fuck, dude.

1509
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000
They're like, not fucking bugs.

1510
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Oh yeah, they just take over.

1511
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000
They don't give a fuck if you're white or you're black

1512
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
or you're fucking vegetarian.

1513
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
And they take over.

1514
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I don't know.

1515
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I think they don't bite tiny hats, though.

1516
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
There's something in them.

1517
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Oh, fuck me, man.

1518
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
She doesn't let them over there.

1519
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
I should have invited homeless people in your house.

1520
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
I didn't invite them over.

1521
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Well, you let them in.

1522
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
I mean, that's technically inviting.

1523
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Don't you have a peephole?

1524
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Here's the thing, I wouldn't have turned them away.

1525
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Yeah, I didn't invite them in.

1526
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
I just said I didn't invite them in.

1527
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
I would invite them in.

1528
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,000
I guess the way, you know, it's not like I sent them an invitation.

1529
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,000
I quit drinking.

1530
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Yeah, that's very good.

1531
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
I didn't send them an invitation to come over,

1532
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,000
but yeah, the motherfucker knocked on my door.

1533
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
It was a random visit.

1534
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
They'll be great if they set up a tent in your front yard.

1535
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Stay out there, dude.

1536
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,000
I'll be out in a minute.

1537
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Here, I got a lairism for you.

1538
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:14,000
In 1582, Pope Gregory XI changed the New Year date

1539
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
from April 1st to January 1st.

1540
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Some people ignored the change and kept celebrating on April 1st.

1541
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000
They were called fools, and this led to the tradition of April Fool's Day.

1542
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Absolutely.

1543
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Because we just talked about this with our local correspondent,

1544
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Senior Wolfers, for the FBI and the CIA,

1545
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,000
which I tried to contact him on a satellite phone today,

1546
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
but he's out in the field right now.

1547
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Yeah, he's gathering data.

1548
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:42,000
He's out in the field kidnapping pugs and fucking putting things up their ass.

1549
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
He didn't listen to the episode.

1550
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Oh, dude, you gotta listen to what this fucking kid was saying.

1551
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Oh, man.

1552
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
He said that he kidnapped...

1553
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
I asked him a real innocent question,

1554
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
and it just goes sideways instantly.

1555
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
He said he stole...

1556
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000
He did his van and was kidnapping children.

1557
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
I was like, oh, dude, that sounds bad.

1558
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000
And he's like, and then we're putting five pounds of marijuana...

1559
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Five pounds of marijuana up their...

1560
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Up the pugs' butt.

1561
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Because he had a pug gang.

1562
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000
That's a dirty joke.

1563
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
That's why pugs on pot.

1564
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
They're all his mules.

1565
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Oh, jeez.

1566
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,000
And I'm like, five pounds sounds like a lot for a pug.

1567
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000
I mean, like...

1568
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Daily wait five pounds.

1569
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Oh, yeah, if you're lucky.

1570
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
He won't sell them all.

1571
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
But he was very adamant about...

1572
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
It was funny.

1573
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Yeah, he was very funny.

1574
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Poor kid.

1575
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
He's got needles for a dead.

1576
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Oh, stop.

1577
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Get the fuck out of here, man.

1578
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:36,000
So what do you call it?

1579
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Yeah, no, I tried to get him out of the field and see if he could call him.

1580
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000
But his mom said no.

1581
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Yeah.

1582
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Back to work.

1583
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,000
All right, so how many people do you think got killed last year in Chicago?

1584
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Oh, man.

1585
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Well, it's probably...

1586
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Because we were a little under 2000.

1587
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Well, are we talking like gun murders?

1588
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Murder.

1589
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Just murders.

1590
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Just how many people got murdered in Chicago?

1591
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
683.

1592
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I'm saying probably...

1593
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
850.

1594
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
609.

1595
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Wow, okay.

1596
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Isn't that crazy?

1597
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Very good, Kee-Kee.

1598
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Almost 3,000 people shot.

1599
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
But you know they're under reporting, too.

1600
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Wow, yeah, right?

1601
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Yeah.

1602
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Well, yeah, because there's all...

1603
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I mean, listen, who fucking knows?

1604
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Right.

1605
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
I mean, at this point in time, what's going on down there?

1606
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
But anyways, that was a good guess and that was good.

1607
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
In 2000s, that was New York in the 80s.

1608
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Yeah.

1609
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
You say you get 2,000 fucking murders.

1610
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Yeah.

1611
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Yeah.

1612
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Yeah.

1613
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Which is crazy and now they're lower than we are.

1614
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Well, yeah.

1615
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Isn't that fucked up?

1616
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
And it's crazy there, too.

1617
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Yeah, I think we average in between like 600 and 800 a year.

1618
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
I think, no, this isn't the highest we've had, yeah, but it's close.

1619
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
No, but it's like an A.

1620
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Yeah, it's been a steady average.

1621
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
But that's wonderful.

1622
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
That's so messed up.

1623
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
I mean, so it's like basically two a day.

1624
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Yeah, we're definitely...

1625
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
You're even higher.

1626
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000
And people are worried about...

1627
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
I was just like, I'm not gonna go to the hospital.

1628
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000
I mean, they're even higher.

1629
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000
People are worried about what do you call it?

1630
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Schools and shit?

1631
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Like we have the worst schools.

1632
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
We talked about that.

1633
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
How that one school had all.

1634
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Two a day keeps the doctor away.

1635
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,000
They had like 300, they could have 300 kids enrolled.

1636
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000
There was 93.

1637
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:13,000
And then they hired more teachers and stuff like this just to pad everything.

1638
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000
And it was like $100,000 per kid.

1639
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Honestly, some kids, they're better off on the street.

1640
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
None of them could do this.

1641
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
No, dude, they're not better off.

1642
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000
They could barely read.

1643
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Yeah, they're not better off on the street.

1644
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,000
They need teachers that are fucking teaching them.

1645
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000
And here's the problem.

1646
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:36,000
And we all know the answer to all the problem with all of these kids that are fucked up like that.

1647
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000
It's no fucking parents, no dad.

1648
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
There's no discipline.

1649
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
There's no families, well, yeah.

1650
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
I mean, also that's just...

1651
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:49,000
There's a difference of a kid where if he goes home and he knows my dad is gonna beat the fucking shit out of me when he's here.

1652
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Or a kid that has no consequences and he tells his mom, fuck you, old lady.

1653
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
You know, I mean, there you go.

1654
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Well, no, it's even like the guy you said you were working with couldn't read a tape measure.

1655
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Oh, yeah.

1656
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Tell him, man.

1657
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Idiot.

1658
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
It's gotta be a fucking law.

1659
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
I'll tell you, I mean...

1660
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,000
And he's a construction guy that's bending pipe.

1661
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
I mean, I...

1662
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Well, no, he was an apprentice.

1663
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
So he's still learning.

1664
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
So he was an apprentice.

1665
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,000
He was of an African-American heritage.

1666
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
And so we were trying to explain to him...

1667
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Well, probably never seen a tape measure.

1668
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Well, no, he supposedly went through some of the union training.

1669
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Yeah, alright.

1670
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Okay, so that should be day one.

1671
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Here's how you do a tape measure.

1672
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
So then we tried to work with them.

1673
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
We tried to work with them.

1674
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:39,000
And the way that he could only figure it out as we finally realized it was to break it down like selling drugs.

1675
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
And then he got it.

1676
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
And then he got it.

1677
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Which makes sense.

1678
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Yeah, it really does.

1679
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
He's like, oh, okay.

1680
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Imagine you're weighing drugs.

1681
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Yeah.

1682
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
He's like, what do you mean?

1683
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
We're like, well, here's an eighth.

1684
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Here's a quarter.

1685
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
One inch, an ounce.

1686
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
You know what I mean?

1687
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Here's a half ounce.

1688
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000
And he's like, oh, shit.

1689
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
And we're like, sixteenths.

1690
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
What's that?

1691
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
And he's like, oh, shit.

1692
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Now you're learning both worlds.

1693
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Yeah.

1694
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
It was like...

1695
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Well, now you put two together like totally shit.

1696
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Yeah, which you...

1697
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
You know what I mean?

1698
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000
You just had to...

1699
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
But they probably don't even know what a sixteenth means.

1700
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
They just know that it's this much weight.

1701
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Yeah, but that's a thing.

1702
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Like a tenor or something like that.

1703
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
I don't know how many grams, but this point is...

1704
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Teenager.

1705
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,000
I don't know why they called it that.

1706
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Because I guess little kids selling...

1707
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
They do like tents.

1708
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
They used to do tents for when we were by dope.

1709
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
One pill was a tent.

1710
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Like you know what the dubs mean, man?

1711
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
The doubles is a double-sized capsule.

1712
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Yeah, there's two tents.

1713
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Yeah, there's two tents and one...

1714
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,000
When I was getting the capsules the other day for the shrooms,

1715
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
I saw triples.

1716
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Triples, yeah.

1717
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
They wanted all kinds of money for that.

1718
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
I was like, I can't do it.

1719
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
They wanted like...

1720
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
The pack I got was like eight dollars.

1721
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000
And then it was like the difference of like thirty-five dollars.

1722
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Oh, for the bigger capsules.

1723
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Just because they're bigger capsules.

1724
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Like the big motherfuckers.

1725
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Yeah, whatever.

1726
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Yeah, I mean, isn't that crazy though?

1727
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Yeah, you just take a couple of the smaller ones.

1728
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000
The crazy thing is they just sell empty capsules.

1729
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,000
You can put in there whatever you want.

1730
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
You can hang on, anybody can just buy capsules

1731
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
and just put drugs in it and sell it.

1732
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
That's great.

1733
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000
I remember by the way, we used to go through in the city.

1734
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:24,000
This guy would have two shoeboxes filled with capsules, dope.

1735
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Just filled with dope.

1736
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,000
And then this way home they'd be two shoeboxes filled with cash.

1737
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,000
No, by noon.

1738
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
But no, by noon the other guy would come and pick it up.

1739
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
What's he thinking?

1740
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,000
He had to be otherwise he'd be dead.

1741
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000
I mean, we're talking thousands and thousands of fucking...

1742
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
And they would be gone by noon.

1743
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
How many times have I thought, man?

1744
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
I'd love to just fucking...

1745
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000
When I drove a cab, I would drive this guy around to do all the deals.

1746
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
So I would just drive him around all day in a cab.

1747
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
And then he would fucking pay me.

1748
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000
You know, like when you're waiting, everybody's in line.

1749
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000
When it's in a car and everybody's on the same street.

1750
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
You know, okay.

1751
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
And then the guy's late.

1752
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,000
And then so then you know you're the first guy that he hooks up

1753
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000
and it's like, man, right now is the time.

1754
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000
And then you wonder, would all the rest of these fucking junkies

1755
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000
have the balls to move on you and do something

1756
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
if you did jack this motherfucker up?

1757
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Then you'd never be able to go back there again, of course.

1758
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
But you do have a long supply.

1759
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
But maybe somebody's probably watching them.

1760
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Yeah, there's usually two cars that go with you.

1761
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
That was the thing that always stopped me.

1762
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
They protected money.

1763
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
They're not stupid.

1764
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
That's why...

1765
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,000
And that's why I always fucking didn't do it.

1766
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Because I think, man, this guy's got to have something going on

1767
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:44,000
because to come up with all this bullshit so brazenly and fucking...

1768
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
With a line.

1769
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yeah.

1770
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
This guy would fucking...

1771
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
It's like somebody's...

1772
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
A shoebox filled with cash and just handed out the window

1773
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
the guy would have another shoebox filled with caps.

1774
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
That's crazy.

1775
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
And it would just happen all fucking...

1776
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
People are lining up to get like Zeppelin tickets, man.

1777
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Oh, yeah.

1778
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
And like Larry said, they're fucking...

1779
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
They're all stupid.

1780
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,000
There would just be 20 cars parked on the side of the street.

1781
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Yeah.

1782
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Yeah.

1783
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
And here's the sad part is you'd see some lady in her fucking house

1784
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,000
and her kids and you'd think, man, she knows every person...

1785
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Because you're in a fucking, you know, total ghetto.

1786
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000
School zone.

1787
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Yeah, or something like that.

1788
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Yeah, nothing really mattered.

1789
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
She knows why everyone's there and I've had...

1790
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
We've had people fucking...

1791
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000
I've had people confront us.

1792
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:30,000
One time me and Niels were sitting in a car at some like church's chicken or something.

1793
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard off of first.

1794
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,000
And there was this black lady on the phone walking by

1795
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,000
and she's like, I've just seen two white boys in a car.

1796
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
That can't be no good.

1797
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:45,000
We bust out laughing and she's absolutely...

1798
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
She was right.

1799
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Yeah, she ain't dumb.

1800
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
But the funny thing is...

1801
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Not her first rodeo.

1802
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
The funny thing is it's like...

1803
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Yeah.

1804
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Think about it.

1805
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000
You gotta feel bad for the fucking people that live there.

1806
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Two white kids sitting in church's chicken, not eating chicken.

1807
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Yeah, yeah.

1808
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,000
What do you think we're doing in the middle of the hood?

1809
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
And the black lady...

1810
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000
It can't be good.

1811
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
You know what I mean?

1812
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
The black lady's like...

1813
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
This can't be good.

1814
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
What do you mean this can't be good?

1815
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
You know exactly what's going on here.

1816
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Now it's like all of a sudden there were like two...

1817
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Two black guys sitting in the parking lot of a fucking taco bell.

1818
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Right.

1819
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Like, oh, that ain't good.

1820
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
I was like, what the fuck's going on?

1821
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
What's about to happen here?

1822
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
That ain't good at all.

1823
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
You keep an eye on those guys.

1824
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000
But no, that was...

1825
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Oh, man.

1826
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,000
That was pretty funny.

1827
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:35,000
I was like, dude, he would go down to the city, rush hour, just blasting down the...

1828
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Shoulder.

1829
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
The shoulder.

1830
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Everybody sitting in traffic.

1831
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,000
It was supposed to be an hour ride.

1832
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I don't know if it was a 35 minute...

1833
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Exactly rush hour, but...

1834
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Sometimes it was.

1835
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
We did do some shoulder blasting.

1836
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Garbage on the shoulder just fucking ricocheted.

1837
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Dude, it's totally...

1838
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,000
And then on the way home, though, man, we drove real slow.

1839
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Yeah, I wonder why.

1840
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
We wanted to relish in this situation.

1841
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:05,000
We'd be listening to either was NWA, Niggers for Life, or fucking...

1842
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Branson.

1843
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Branson and Outcome the Wolves.

1844
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Those are two tapes that I had.

1845
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000
And then we'd be like, all of a sudden we're driving...

1846
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Like a complete 180.

1847
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Oh, totally.

1848
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Yeah, driving in traffic.

1849
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Blah!

1850
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,000
We drove like in the wake of...

1851
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Yeah, hot.

1852
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
People badly are dead, too.

1853
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,000
You want to hear a great Larry and I story?

1854
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Dude, so one day...

1855
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
He's like, oh no.

1856
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Dude, one day we got fucking...

1857
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
We got high on dope, on heroin.

1858
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,000
And we went for a ride on Larry's scooter, Larry.

1859
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:44,000
So I sat on the back and I had my arms around.

1860
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:49,000
And we drove down the street and we were at a stoplight.

1861
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:57,000
And so Larry stops and I just nod out and I wake up and it's a minivan with kids in the van.

1862
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000
And they're just staring at us.

1863
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,000
I look over and Larry's nodded out.

1864
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000
And we're doing...

1865
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,000
He's a driver?

1866
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Yeah, he's waiting at the traffic light.

1867
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:12,000
So then we go down the street to this reservoir.

1868
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,000
And I'm just fucking going and I'm following this path and I'm like, well this is pretty cool.

1869
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:22,000
We go into the big reservoir down the street from here and we're driving around the reservoir.

1870
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
No more...

1871
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
No more...

1872
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,000
So we're just doing laps around the reservoir.

1873
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000
There's two people there.

1874
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,000
And then we go into the woods and we like end up in some lady's backyard.

1875
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
They're having like a party.

1876
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,000
It's like a family and having tea or lunch or something.

1877
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
And I'm like, wow, look at this and there's this...

1878
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:48,000
He gets rid of his shirt off and there's this little bridge.

1879
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,000
And we're riding through like the woods and all of a sudden there's this little wooden bridge.

1880
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:57,000
And I'm like, wow, this is really weird and I go over and we're in someone's backyard.

1881
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
And I'm like, what the fuck man?

1882
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000
We have to get off the moped.

1883
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000
And then he's got to back it up.

1884
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,000
And I mean, we look like death has come over.

1885
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,000
And I mean, I've been on a bender for like two years already right now.

1886
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,000
So I just look like death and Larry, I mean, look at him.

1887
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Imagine when he's dope, I mean, he's size how.

1888
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000
And we're just like, look at these people.

1889
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000
We're just like back and I'm like back and he's moving.

1890
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,000
I'm like, oh wow, I'm sorry, I tell the people.

1891
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Hold the moped backwards into their yard facing them.

1892
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000
And I just get on and we drive through the...

1893
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Take off.

1894
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Go over.

1895
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
It was literally a little wooden bridge like this.

1896
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000
That went over like a little...

1897
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,000
The grandfather built it.

1898
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,000
By the fucking baseball diamonds over by fucking...

1899
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Medina.

1900
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000
By Vinny's house.

1901
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Oh, over there.

1902
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,000
Over there.

1903
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,000
And he's like, oh, how he ended up with these people.

1904
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Oh man.

1905
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:04,000
And then we would go right around the baseball field.

1906
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Two grown men.

1907
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,000
So that always makes me laugh.

1908
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Because I didn't know how we got anywhere.

1909
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
It was like time travel.

1910
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Yeah, like drive and then you wake up and you'd be like, where the fuck am I?

1911
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
And then Larry would be like, where are we?

1912
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
Like what the fuck man?

1913
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Every time you stop, it's a new day.

1914
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Sometimes you snap on it and you're like, man, we really...

1915
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000
I went a long distance from where I thought I was.

1916
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,000
I have no idea what the fuck just happened.

1917
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Like pulling here, that's our go-to drugs kids.

1918
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Yeah.

1919
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000
They're not as cool as they used to be.

1920
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
No, or at least when you first start doing them.

1921
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000
Yeah, now they're going to be...

1922
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Now it's too dangerous.

1923
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Yeah, it's too crazy.

1924
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
What time are we looking at?

1925
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Yeah.

1926
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
105.

1927
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000
That's very nice.

1928
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Yeah, it is craziness.

1929
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Yeah, that was some good shit though, man.

1930
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:06,000
We also went almost... I think we went down there and copped one time on the fucking scooter too.

1931
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Oh, did you see it?

1932
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000
At least I know I did.

1933
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:15,000
And I think I remember coming back one time with needles on the back slumped over.

1934
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
It was very dangerous.

1935
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
I'm surprised it was.

1936
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000
Very fucking dangerous.

1937
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,000
I don't think you're allowed to be in the highway with this shit.

1938
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
No, no, we didn't go on the highway.

1939
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,000
We were on the highway.

1940
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000
We were on surface roads, man.

1941
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:32,000
It's like 30 miles from the city on this fucking time stream.

1942
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:36,000
And then he's bitching at me because I got to be needles.

1943
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
You know, so I got all my gear on me.

1944
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:42,000
So it's like, now you're just out in the open.

1945
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Totally.

1946
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Park the bike here and I'm just behind you.

1947
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
You're on a party.

1948
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
I'm on the road.

1949
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,000
I'm on the road.

1950
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,000
You're on a fucking motorbike.

1951
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,000
Behind a dumpster.

1952
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Like, all right, he's bitching.

1953
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
He's like, we gotta go, we gotta go.

1954
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
I'm like, dude, fucking relax, man.

1955
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Kids gotta do this thing.

1956
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Hoping you don't hit a pothole.

1957
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,000
It's very fun.

1958
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000
So, all right, well, it's crazy.

1959
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
It's good to have Kiki back.

1960
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Yeah, it's good to be there.

1961
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Hey man, happy New Year guys.

1962
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Love you.

1963
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Yeah, it's 2025.

1964
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,000
Love you guys.

1965
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Likewise, brother.

1966
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Tom Spreaklin.

1967
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Shout out to our boys, John Lack.

1968
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000
He's got some specials.

1969
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Yeah, he's got a January thing.

1970
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,000
It's called the January Love Affair.

1971
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
That's what the coat hanger shape like a J.

1972
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Yeah.

1973
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:28,000
At times, Spreaklin, a automotive and veterinarian services.

1974
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000
It's a good place.

1975
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Did he say he's got some new videos on YouTube now, like self-help?

1976
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000
Like, do it yourself?

1977
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
Don't do this.

1978
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
Do the opposite of what I say.

1979
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000
Self-help.

1980
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Pumping and dumping.

1981
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,000
Self-help.

1982
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,000
You got a metal coat hanger in your house.

1983
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000
Oh, man.

1984
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,000
You're in a pinch.

1985
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,000
No, that's not the thing to do.

1986
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Do you got one?

1987
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000
No, I don't.

1988
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
I lost it.

1989
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000
We can go out.

1990
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,000
The like, follow, subscribe if you listen to this one.

1991
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Yes, yes.

1992
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Like, follow, subscribe.

1993
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:08,000
And let me get this fucking intro outro thing going.

1994
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Shout out to all our boys and stuff.

1995
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Thanks for listening.

1996
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,000
All of our listeners that actually listen, man.

1997
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,000
We love you guys.

1998
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
You're the fucking greatest.

1999
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
I'm not kidding.

2000
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000
You got a Christmas tingle?

2001
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,000
That's why you don't rush the time.

2002
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,000
If you got a Christmas tingle, what?

2003
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,000
No, if you got a tingle from your Christmas jingle, call Tom's.

2004
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000
Yeah.

2005
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,000
All right, y'all.

2006
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:46,000
Peace.