Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show.
Let's get the thumbs down.
Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needle show.
Did you see that?
I'm needle.
I'm geeky.
Did you see that?
Did you do a handstand?
You just started the pod and all that.
So it was thumbs down flashed up.
Somebody gave us thumbs down already.
Shout out to the guy who gave us thumbs down.
Before the show even started.
You could be some free merch.
If you're a man enough to wear it.
Yeah, that's cool.
I love it. Before we even start.
Shout out to fucking Chadalac and Lipinski.
Lipinski has been feeling under the weather.
Godspeed, we love you.
We hope you feel better.
I'll have my mother put you in the pair of chains.
Give her a foot massage.
Toilet-toilet-toilet to give you a day off.
Yeah, there's been a bug going around.
Yeah, you're running HIV on.
Like a bone chaser.
Yeah, I went out for my mom's birthday last week.
Everyone in the adults got sick the next day.
Like, what the hell?
Yeah, luckily it wasn't the HIV bug.
That's what happens at those orgies.
One guy's got it, everyone gets it.
Everybody's doing it.
Everybody gets the feel.
Turn, you ass clown.
Tom, you pollock, I swear to God.
It's the oxygen.
And the lack of their floor.
She's like a darn out.
Everyone gets a turn.
You fucking guys, I swear to God.
My thumb is hurting from all this damn thing.
This thing's massive.
Let's go up to a funny...
I was just going to say, I used to do this stuff
until my brother, who's smarter than me,
he told me, he put a little shirt dick, told me,
it puts little pinholes in your brain.
So I was like, you know, I got enough fucking holes in my brain already.
Yeah.
So I just, he freaked me out.
He scares me. He's got a good way to scare people.
He's a good guy to have in an intervention,
even if you don't know who he is.
People would be like, who the fuck was that guy?
He just scared it.
He just comes in, he's hired for interventions of any kind.
Mr. Perfect.
I need that shit, you know.
It does work well.
I've had an intervention before.
Oh yeah.
So someone tried to trademark the term September 11th, 2001, on 9-11.
You see that?
I'll give you one guess at what the guy's name was.
Silverstein.
Green, I would say.
Shalom Shalom.
No.
Shalom in the room.
Fuck yeah, baby.
And it's funny how he had it in immediately, I guarantee.
Some other one probably beat him too.
Well the best is it says, and he wasted no time doing it.
He filed his application on that very day.
Timing is everything.
Tens of hours were still smoldering in the pen.
You got to hand it to him. They don't miss a beat, man.
No, things you wouldn't even think of.
He tried to trademark September 11th.
I mean, talk about working both sides of the coin.
The Shuckle, actually.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Oh man.
You can't make heads or tails out of that Shuckle.
What's that?
I couldn't make heads or tails out of that.
Well, I know everybody's winning in that fucking point.
Well, they all knew it was going to happen.
Until it was denied.
I can't believe they denied it.
What are you going to do trademarking September 11th?
How are you going to date?
Or a terrorist attack.
Think about it.
So anytime anyone printed it or sat it,
you got a Shuckle.
Honestly, I guarantee he would stand with pride with that.
I'm making money on that.
Yeah, I guarantee it.
He'll be on his fucking tombstone.
Yeah, he'd be dancing with those guys on 9-11.
He said he'll be on his tombstone.
They'll carve in every couple of 50 years.
I've been dead X amount of years
and my family's still making money off the 9-11 phrase.
Yeah, right?
Oh man.
Trying to trademark the worst fucking terrorist attack
on American soil.
There's just no shame at all, really.
You got nothing else better to do?
But that's okay.
That's hilarious.
Absolutely.
Remember when they told us for fucking Thanksgiving?
No more than three households present.
No parties longer than two hours.
Guests must stay outside.
Avoid singing, chanting and shouting.
No hugging, kissing or talking.
We are living in the craziest simulation right now.
They completely told us we couldn't see our families.
People died without seeing people.
Yeah.
Dude, that's the saddest part about it.
You couldn't see your loved ones.
How about this?
My drummer, Stoney, his dad was actually,
he was alright from COVID,
but they fucking killed him other ways at the hospital.
Do you know what I'm saying?
No, no, tell me. Please elaborate.
His mother had to be snuck in.
The nurses gave her a fucking nursing outfit
because he's about to die and they wouldn't let this lady
see the guy that she's been married to for fucking 60 years.
Sounds like a horrid hearty bit.
No, no, Tony told my drummer, Stoney,
fucking his mom, they gave her a fucking get up
to where she was disguised.
But why her though?
Because she's like, I want to go in there.
They felt sorry for her.
I mean, thousands of people wanted that also, but I mean...
I don't know why I do it.
Married for 60 years, Tony.
Well, they just had the right nurse there.
That's like Hannah Hart.
She had to play basketball.
She hit her with a nixen.
Somebody was one of our mindsets.
Here's a Netanyahu, let me go see...
You know, it's kind of weird.
Think about this.
What kind of...
What's in Israel and what's West?
What do you mean, you're talking about Egypt or something?
What's in Israel? Gaza.
It's West.
West what?
Bank.
Oh, shekel, shekel noise always.
Shekel, noise.
Funny how it's... yeah, it's called the West Bank.
Just can't let it go, can it?
Oh, man.
Hey, if it works, it works, right?
That's what we need to shekel noise.
Chee-kee.
What's that?
Listen, if I could go one day without hearing the tuba solo, it's been a good day.
I swear to God.
Well, you don't live there no more, do you?
No, I work.
Oh, okay.
I've kind of grown accustomed to the tuba.
Well, you know what?
It's a hell of a bass instrument.
People underestimate the tuba.
If you got a guy that's proficient, you could fucking get down.
For you people that are just listening right now that are hissing.
Can I see the joint?
Sure thing, buddy.
You're dropping on this shit.
In Tijuana, you can pull up to a mariachi band and they will play for the car.
I'm sure they will.
That one almost got me, kiddo.
On my street, there's a guy that will play for the car if you pull up slow.
His name is Larry.
It's a man like you were talking about how they wanted to, you know, last thing or what
is it five years ago, Thanksgiving, you know, limit your conversations to more than two
sentences.
Two syllables per word.
Didn't allow you go to church.
But the liquor stores can't vote.
Can't make out with your hot cousin.
Wait, what?
That's just for you, Larry.
That's just a parameter is your parole.
They wanted a vaccine card for everything, but then all of a sudden, well, you don't
need any kind of fucking identification to vote.
That's racist.
Trust the science.
That's what they say.
Yeah.
They say, trust the science for this, but don't trust it.
We all know there's no such thing as science.
Well, there is a such thing as science.
I mean, that's proven, but I know it's all interpreted by the person who writes a paper
or they're all interpreted by who's behind us.
Science, a NASA science paper is completely different.
Right.
Stephen Hawking science paper.
That's a money laundering paper.
We're not at St. Iowan going on the way to Little St. James.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And I tried to recreate weird science and I didn't get my girl.
I was in a little fire, but so I'll tell you what, man.
I was, I was wondering, I'm like, I'm like, what the hell is going on?
I had like two sips of a beer and I feel like, you know, like that one night in Boys Town.
So you just tell mom the sausage is made in.
I didn't say that Larry did.
Just to let everybody know.
So you ended up drinking the beer that you roof eat.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Crazy.
You forgot to switch them.
Yeah.
See, that's where the buzzer button comes in handy.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Rocks glass clinking.
You're right.
Okay, Larry, where is the story going?
No, I was just saying, I forgot about those little chips, those little weird things.
Oh, our from Molly came over tonight.
So again, the people that listening at home, that hissing sound is not as King Cobra attacking
us.
That's these dirt bags.
It's blending in with my shirt.
It's my oxygen.
That's good.
It is blending in.
It's kind of nice, actually blending into our shirts.
It's making the pot a little quiet.
So I got one of those oxygen meters, you know, you put on your fingertip and it tells you
what your oxygen levels are at.
Huh?
Oh, no, too weird.
You put it on your...
You can tell you what your...
Yeah, yeah, you put this little electronic thing on your fingertip.
It's usually on your left hand, you put it, and it'll tell you what your oxygen levels
are.
And your...
From a pulse?
No, not from a pulse.
Yeah, because that's when they put the thing on for your pulse on your fingertip.
Yeah, it tells you your pulse too.
Yeah, so that's how it's being...
But it gives you your oxygen level.
And you know those little things I use at CROB that when I can't breathe?
The oxygen or space ball thing.
Now listen, it used to take me 10 minutes to recover and I can recover in a couple of
shots of that now.
I was putting that on.
My oxygen level was low.
It's like 96%, which is not good.
And I did a shot of that shit and it shot right up to 99%.
Yeah, you put pure oxygen in your body.
Well, it's kind of cool.
I was just testing it to make it work.
You know it works, yeah.
Trust the science.
Well, hey, at least you know you're getting oxygen.
Yes.
Well, he's putting it in his body.
Well, I couldn't be getting ripped off.
I couldn't be getting ripped off.
You never know what they're putting in them cans.
Absolutely not.
You don't know what it is.
I really hope that they wouldn't rip you off an oxygen.
That would be funny if they did that.
They put sulfur in it.
Some Indian guy farting in a bottle.
You never know.
Oh yeah, happy Thanksgiving to everybody.
Yeah, related.
I mean, so if you're also want to give a shot out to Claire.
Sorry.
You were one of the lucky ones.
I want to say I want to say sorry to my friends and my condolences to the people that I know
that died this way.
Oh yeah, a lot of people pass away.
And that's sad to the families and Claire, especially.
Shout out to the Indians.
Love you, doll.
I'm there for you, baby.
No, I just said shout out to the Indians for not being able to hold their alcohol.
Yeah, and shout out to the East Indians for being so nice.
Who's that?
The East Indians.
I know what you're talking about.
You're talking about India Indians?
Yeah, any of my friends that are in from India are very fucking nice.
Oh, they do that still in that Indian prison.
Is he still in prison?
Yeah.
Java, yeah.
Send him.
In India?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're in India.
They're in India.
Yeah, they're in India.
They're in India.
They're in India?
Yeah, we send them rupees every month.
And it's bad and it's dirty.
You think it's dirty on the streets in India?
Yeah, I've seen videos from there.
You can't find them.
You've got to see the inside of the prison, man.
You can't find one square mile without fucking, you can't find one square meter without trash
in India.
You think 26 in California is a shit hole?
Yeah, Larry, that is enough.
I mean, that's not a shit hole.
No, it's nothing.
26 in California isn't a shit hole at all.
Yeah, there's dank fucking basement parts, bro.
It's pretty bad, some parts of that.
Yeah, but it's not as bad as living in India where you can't even take a bus without getting
raped.
We're talking about the prison in India.
Yeah, we're talking about Indian prison.
Oh, yeah, it's no big deal.
So what did he do to get this roll?
The cleaning lady died.
Put it that way.
The what?
The cleaning lady died.
She was Polish, right?
Yeah, at the Indian prison.
Oh, at the Indian prison.
Oh my God.
If cleaning lady ended Indian prison, she's dead, man.
You are really asking for fucking trash.
You're not even going to get a job.
You're cleaning lady ended Indian prison, man, you are really asking for fucking trouble.
Come on, man.
You never see them.
They don't even understand the term.
You can't even ever see them in like European shit and they have like big billboards of
like women in bikinis and they're just like rubbing up against it, licking and jerking
off on the thing.
Are you kidding?
No, I'm not kidding at all.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah, these guys are so, and then you give them porn and it's like, oh my God.
Oh, so get this.
Oh, boy.
I may have told this already before, but you know, Instagram, somebody mentioned that India
had all these billions of people, but no medals.
Oh, yeah, we talked about this before.
Yeah.
And I made a comment, but somebody just commented on it.
I made a comment, so I'm like, well, if raping wasn't the Olympics, they'd win all, you know,
all three medals.
They have all kinds of gold.
Somebody made a comment like commenting back at me.
He's like, well, just for your information, asshole.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not even ranked in the top 10 in like most dangerous countries for women.
We're talking about rapes.
It's number 11.
I hear a lot of stories coming out of India, and none of them are good for women.
Let me tell you.
All right.
I already sent the authorities to your closet, buddy.
Dude, we talked about that before, the Romeo dialers, or they would just call ladies off.
And if it was a woman, they would try to hit on her.
There's a whole documentary about her.
There's only one country in the world where I'm seeing videos on Instagram of like dudes
kissing pictures of women on buses and stuff like that.
I mean, and it's India.
Bathe in cow pits.
Why is that?
Because they don't have to cover up in India, right?
The bitches could walk around.
No, but there's so many fucking people and they're so repressed that they don't do perfect.
So many dirtbag perverts.
It's fucking poor.
It's a third world country.
The chicks aren't hot enough.
There are some hot chicks out there.
Yeah, I'm curious.
I don't know if they're bathing the best.
What has society taught you that a blonde-haired blue-eyed girl is the best?
You know what I mean?
That's why they lose their shit.
That's why why do you think these are...
My first girlfriend I ever had was an Indian and I didn't even know it until years later
after I broke up with her.
Who, who, who are recording?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, are recording.
They're a dot.
I'm like, gosh, I'm moving.
Which one?
Which girlfriend?
Kind of Indian, indigenous.
Oh, East Indian, East Indian.
I thought her father, her mom was a...
I mean, what are you doing?
The spice trader?
The dot?
The dot or arrow?
Dot or arrow?
Dot.
She... and here's the thing.
She was the fucking hottest, most beautiful girl in school, but the other thing was, is
her mom was very, very white, like a southern lady, and her dad, I thought he was a Mexican
guy because I was a dumb...
I was in fucking middle school.
I was an idiot.
Mexican.
But he was just a fucking really dark-ass Indian, man.
Yeah, dude, there was a guy...
I never asked, what's your dad?
I didn't give a fuck, man.
I was, you know, having fun.
You want to hear something funny?
Larry was in fifth grade.
He was in sixth grade.
Sixth grade, yeah, so...
They used to tell...
I checked this out, I saw a couple things about it, but it's just fucking silly to even
think about this.
So to ensure that no flying pests disturb their games of golf or croquet, the wealthy...
The wealthy Brits would hire a local man and cover him with jam or jelly.
That's actually brilliant.
I just think it's...
And hilarious.
I tried to look into it, but I mean...
And then it says it's most likely an urban legend, but I mean...
Who's the asshole that's gonna be to that?
What's that?
What an asshole to be to that.
I guarantee.
Oh, somebody did that.
Yeah, they would line up to do that shit.
Yeah, but not willingly.
Yeah.
Why not?
They get paid for it.
Hmm.
You a jam boy?
Yeah, dude.
It has two meanings.
What the hell?
After the game.
Well, you think about it too.
Like, the first father that made all the money in the family, he wasn't the one doing that
shit.
It was the son that grew up never doing anything.
Oh, yeah, they fucking...
The nanny cleaned his balls in the morning.
He was the one, we need a jam boy.
He's the one that thought of this.
Jam.
I mean, that is really...
He's the one that thought of this devious job.
He was the guy that was in charge of tiring and feathering people in the town and when
people were acting up.
He's got mosquitoes by you.
You gotta call...
You gotta follow it.
You already got bugs.
You never run away.
And then you gotta stand there and let them bite you.
And then you gotta make them follow you.
Well, the problem though, the thing is the jam boy probably liked it because all of a
sudden he had a layer of jam on him.
He wasn't getting bit because the bugs would get stuck right away.
Jam girl.
He had to bite him.
Jam girl mixed it up.
Yeah.
He was a win-win.
He was jammed up basically from that.
Yeah, he was jammed up.
And you know what?
Afterwards, the degenerate that made him do it probably like, hey, had some girl go
suck his dick.
Jesus.
Well, that's how it works.
I mean, I don't know how that works.
They do the punishment and then they distribute the punishment to other people.
Everybody wants to be a jam boy.
Well, hopefully that's all you get away with is just that.
Hopefully they didn't have some weird thing they made you do with animals or stuff.
Oh, man.
Where the fuck does needle's mind go?
Oh, really?
My mind.
Hilarious.
Oh, my lord.
That mercy.
I know.
I just thought of a name for your sessions, but I gotta ask you after the clock stops.
If we're going to have new sessions, talk.
We're going to talk to the attorneys first.
Yeah, yeah.
See if it's Kosher.
See if it's Quiggo.
Man.
Did we talk about the place in Texas that was cremating the bodies with the water?
Yes, we did.
We did?
Okay.
Yeah.
All that is kind of crazy.
Well, tonight, yeah, definitely, I just forgot we talked about that.
Yeah.
We released the top 10 defense contractors for this year.
I mean.
Oh, geez.
Dude.
I'm not gonna take it.
Go look at Palantir or was I think it's Palantir stock.
Palantir.
Yeah.
That stock is going to go through the roof since I'm elected.
Yeah, it is crazy.
Like I'll tell you what, too, people are into Bitcoins, crypto.
My brother's fucking happy.
Oh, yeah.
So am I.
I'll tell you what, Trump, they may, they may make it where it becomes a reserve currency
or not the reserve currency, but they may start buying.
It'll be a special.
Well, Trump may come out and all of a sudden be like all the Bitcoin that America got confiscated
from the.
What was it?
The Silk Road.
They've taken wallets and all that.
But they said they were going to sell all that.
So wait, Trump is going to be like, we're not selling it.
We're going to find a lot more.
How do you spend it?
Oh, man, there's lots of ways.
Bitcoin talking.
How do you go to?
You can't go to like a fucking bar or a strip club or some places will accept Bitcoin, but
it's very, very rare.
But what you can do, you can get yourself a credit card from some like, you know, a
different bank.
Translated into money.
No.
So what you do is you take that credit card, you spend all you want, but you can pay the
credit card balance off in Bitcoin.
Ah, not every credit card will allow you to pay it off in Bitcoin, but there are cards.
Yeah, there are.
I see.
So you can just spend and it's beautiful.
You can go spend American dollars while your Bitcoin is appreciating.
So yeah.
And the, you know, your dollars are depreciating.
So you're spending in Bitcoin.
Why that's your savings and you just keep spending, you know, and he calls you a poll
like, I mean, it's a poll.
Yeah, a smart poll.
That's what I meant.
So you want to hear about the first part.
So in September, 23rd, 2022, FBI misled a judge who signed warrant for Beverly Hills
seizure of $86 million in cash.
Okay.
Now they went and got this money though.
Let's hear it.
The privacy invasion was vast when FBI agents drilled and pride their way into 1400 safe
deposit boxes.
What the fuck?
At the US bank.
Storm Beverly Hills.
That is.
It wasn't a bank.
It was just all safety deposit.
It was people's personal belongings.
Yeah.
They wasn't just money.
It could have been gold, coins, watches, whatever.
A million dollars.
Beautiful things.
Wow.
I wonder how they.
They promised through personal belongings of a jazz saxophone player, an interior designer,
doctor, flooring contractor, all these people.
Doesn't Needles keep his underwear collection in a fucking safety deposit box?
No, because they got to go there.
Well, yeah.
It's an old production.
Well, he.
I have a hermetically sealed vault in my room.
Like a big humidor.
It's a big like, it's a humidor.
Yeah.
It's set up like a file cabinet.
That's nice.
You know, the same thing happened back in Vegas back in the day where they had, you know,
this was used for like gangsters or drug, you know, drug dealers.
Yeah.
They would have their own private vom, you know, safety deposit box.
Yeah.
Vaults and things.
But they weren't ran by banks.
Right.
You know, so.
Private.
Yeah.
Banks are private.
Yeah.
But they're protected.
At the same time, it's if you're.
I don't know if a safety deposit box is actually insured.
Well, here's the thing.
Yeah.
They don't know what's inside of it.
That and takes that stuff there.
Sure, that stuff.
Stuff is usually irreplaceable.
That's why people have it there.
Yeah, everything has and shit like that.
So.
It's stuff that you're too scared to fucking lose at your house.
It's so important to you.
You go bring it there.
That's fucking low when people do that.
These guys justified the dragnet forfeiture with its presumptions that hundreds of unknown
box holders are all storing assets, somehow tied to unknown crimes.
So they were looking for the shit to tie these people to crimes.
Wow.
By doing another crime.
And it didn't come out till 18 months later.
I mean, this is recent.
This isn't fucking.
If I commit a crime, I'm destroying evidence.
Why would you, I just told the people
that hold onto that shit.
Well, but at the same time,
there's some properties that you own.
There's, you know what I mean?
If you got gold or if you got stuff
that's been stolen, it can be traced back to places.
Yeah, certain things can.
You know, there's always,
but future fucking crime is crazy.
So we're gonna go in, dig in your shit,
steal it and then say, not prosecute anybody.
Under false pretense of, you know,
obviously they lied to the judge
and got this warrant to do this, but,
dude, I mean, that is a calculated thing.
Think how many people are involved in that.
Did they get the stuff back?
It didn't really say.
It did not say.
Yeah, right.
It just ends up.
Probably not.
Yeah, kind of fucking.
It took five days for them to do that.
Well, yeah, drilling out how many safety deposit boxes
and then they have to figure out
how much they're taking on these boxes.
So class action lawsuits.
I mean, this is just,
they will take whatever the fuck they want from you
when they want from you.
Absolutely, bro.
You're not fucking safe, man.
That is crazy.
It's crazy to think that the government
still has your best interest.
And honestly, that's why it goes back to Bitcoin.
They're not gonna have my keys to my Bitcoin.
They can't take it.
Listen, I'm telling you right now,
that shit is somehow the government
has the fucking books in that.
I'm sure they probably do.
You know what I mean?
Like it's not just like the internet
and everything was created for a reason.
The whole Satoshi guy.
And all like, this is fucking.
What about Al Gore?
Well, they say he created the internet.
I want to start with.
What did you just call the guy?
Satoshi?
Yeah, all right.
I heard that the internet.
The Nakamoto buildings.
Yeah, die hard.
The internet is going on since like,
the late 30s, early 40s with the military.
It was called the horse shoe.
Oh yeah, the internet?
Yeah.
So Al Gore didn't invent it.
Yeah, we're just.
It's just something funny.
Al Gore, didn't Al Gore say he created the internet?
Did he?
I don't know.
Al Gore said a lot of things that the world
was gonna be under water in 10 years.
I'm Bob Dole.
I mean, you really can't believe him.
And then Timber Gore, that's when all that shit started
with the parental advisor, the lyrics and stuff.
Like they were trying to fucking take away
freedom of speech back then.
And they got the Rose, the Rose song called censor shit.
Tip of come on.
Yeah, well, it's crazy that that's what they tried
to take away shit.
Well, you know, Frank Zappa and who was the other one?
Who was the country singer, the old school country singer
that they thought?
John Denver.
Denver, he was all for freedom of speech.
Oh yeah.
You know, the great thing about that whole thing was,
they finally agreed on having like the parental advisory
sticker on the album.
And that would just lure kids into buying those albums.
Yeah, absolutely.
Well, that's what it was.
I mean, I mean, I'm not sure if you're talking about.
So here's some gangster rap shit that's talking
about pussy, cocaine and killing motherfuckers.
I'll take two.
Or anything.
I mean, there was just great fucking.
But I'm just saying, you know.
It's like who, they don't think about it.
Let's know which one they want.
Just because you say a cuss word, you're deemed this,
you know what I mean?
It's like, it's so funny that people act like they're
whole leader than they are now.
And they're doing the same bullshit.
You know what I mean?
Like that whole like grabber by the pussy thing.
It's like, you don't think somebody in your life has said
that like women are all appalled.
It's like, yeah, I guarantee your husband said it.
Yeah, or they've said something similar to that.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just something for shock.
Cause he's right, man.
It's all shock.
He's just gotta grab him by the pussy.
I don't know about that.
Honestly, nobody gives a shit.
Except for people on the media.
There are anyone wants to give a shit.
Well, whatever is salacious and whatever fucking, you know,
it gets people, you know, cause it's all about hate.
That's all they're doing is programming you to hate people.
Like this person did this and this person does this.
And it's like, okay, come on.
All right, we know that.
Yeah, no, it's like, do they really fucking,
do they really think that we don't know?
Broads are just as bad as dudes.
Oh yeah.
What do you mean just as bad?
They're fucking way worse.
Okay, whatever.
That's what I'm saying.
You wanna die on that?
Well, hey, look at what was that one character on,
what was that one women's series, the TV show that was huge.
Sex, Sex and the City.
Where that one broad, she was a full blown whore.
Which one?
She's a full blown whore.
On the show or in real life,
acting like it on the show, right?
Acting like it.
They're like glorifying and glamorizing.
Being a whore and sleeping around and looking for big dicks.
No, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And guess what?
I support her.
She's a good guy.
At a point in time, it just becomes very unattractive.
I'll support her daughter.
You know what I mean, if you're just a big whore at 50.
It's like you got kids, maybe grandkids at this point.
Well, here's the thing though.
Most, you know, any chick on the loose at that age
is gonna be a whore because what do you get?
A lose your reputation?
I mean, who cares?
You're fucking, yeah.
Well, I mean, she's not like a badge honor actually.
She's not gonna get lonely.
But she doesn't care anymore is the thing.
Well, hey.
You know, it's not like a girl in high school
that doesn't wanna ruin her rep.
It's just like some bar fly, you know what I mean?
Like, absolutely.
Some bar who, yeah.
Does it really fucking mean?
Me and Antford used to have a fucking name.
They're cackling bar whores.
The ones that get drunk and start cackling
and criticizing at the bar.
That's exactly what Kamala Harris was,
a cackling bar whore.
Man, how about that thing she just released?
That was pretty great.
Oh man.
That was fantastic.
She was like she was fucking sanniced and mind-off.
I don't think that's politics.
I just think that's, I mean, over.
One eye was a little long.
Mary thinks so.
Shout out to our friend.
Yeah.
Mary thinks someone made her do that.
She had an offer at that.
I love it.
What's that there?
Mary thinks someone made her do that.
She's like they gotta be making her do this.
No.
I think, I was, okay.
You can't be that.
It was really strange.
And they were telling her not to do it.
And it's like, listen man, I hate getting in front of a camera.
I hate doing that.
Especially when I mean I have a couple drinks.
But if I'm hammered and I'm talking to people
in the United States, that is just like,
what kind of job are you gonna get?
People are like, yeah, obviously you have a drinking problem.
Absolutely.
What did you see?
I think like five minutes after that video came out,
someone super imposed a bottle of Jack.
Make her do whatever it was.
Yeah.
And it was a secret.
But the shit lives forever.
That's like, don't these people fucking, I don't know.
That's why I'm married.
I think someone made her do it.
It's like a humiliation ritual.
Right, right.
That's what it seems like.
If you want to stay some sort of relevant.
Just like LeBron James being in a dress.
And you know what else is fake.
It made outfit.
I don't know, whatever.
Oh, okay.
It could be part of the humiliation deal.
But here's the other thing though.
One thing they did say online is these motherfuckers
will not be able to walk down the street.
Who?
Anybody, any of these politicians or movie stars
or any of these people that lie to everybody.
Well, people are starting to wake up
and see what's going on.
And they had the fucking guy,
they had LeBron walking down the street
or in some club or somewhere with his fucking entourage.
And of course there's people yelling to him,
hey, I would never want that.
Party like a deep, deep party.
Diddy party.
Yeah, he was at the football game
and they yelled at him.
They were like, hey, Bron.
Hey, Bron.
Yeah.
We know you were at the diddy party, nigga.
We know you were at it.
Exactly.
And that's here's the thing though,
but it's turning out to be true.
They're not going to be able to walk down the street
without people hackling in the...
And this was a black guy hackling a lot.
Yeah, it wasn't a white guy.
And they just denied the diddler
a fucking bond again, man.
50 million boxes.
Man, that's crazy.
So obviously...
Motherfuckers got some money.
Dude, did you see that same video with LeBron?
All of a sudden that guy snuck into that box.
Really?
And Kevin, who's like,
Kevin Hart was there too,
he said, Kevin, we know you were there too.
And Kevin Hart got pissed off.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Fuck you, man, fuck you.
The problem is, is that...
That was pretty funny.
What's Kevin Hart there?
I'm sure he was at the diddy party.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Yeah, they all fucking hang out together.
Listen, I'm not going to speculate
on what anybody does.
A bunch of fags.
But it's just like...
It's unbelievable.
If you're going to Epstein Island,
you know what they're doing there.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
This ain't a fucking shocker when you get there.
Hey, do you guys ever remember back in the day?
It had to be like 25 years ago,
that island called Viking Island back in the day.
Yeah.
I mean...
I don't remember the name,
but I don't remember what it was about.
It was basically you go there
and it was high class hookers.
Oh, like a Viking, yeah.
Well, no.
Yeah, high class hookers.
And it was in the Caribbean somewhere.
It may have been Epstein's Island.
Who the hell knows?
Well, there's so many.
There's that Necker Island that Branson owns.
Yeah, but that's a hooker island.
I don't think that's a hooker island.
Who knows what it is?
Yeah, but no, like a Viking island.
I remember...
Who doesn't like a high class hooker here and there?
Yeah, right?
Makes him with the low class one.
Yeah.
Well, it's cheaper to bang a bunch of fives.
Well, here's the thing.
Two fives and one night is a 10.
That's right.
Fucking five twos is a 10.
The crazy thing is like,
we fucking, these people are still getting away
with this shit.
Nobody's been named from Epstein's list.
They've been, you know how this broad's just sitting in jail.
Fucking, this guy gets murked.
You know what I mean?
By the Mossad, by the IDF, multi-agent.
Cameras aren't working.
Yeah, there's like so many variables
that are so funny about this guy.
And you know that he's doing this shit.
Like, if you see him bringing camera equipment out
and stuff from his house.
Man, they just don't give a fuck about us.
When they bust into that guy's safe
and they need to go back to like the video equipment
that was from like 30 years ago.
Like, well shit, he's not on DVDs.
He's not in like, you know.
It's all tape and shit.
Yeah, it's not in hard drives.
Is it actual VHS tapes?
Some of it might be.
There was a lot of different shit there.
Yeah, sure it was upgraded in some areas.
Video tapes, they take up a lot of space too.
Yeah.
I mean, you're running a honeypot operation.
Yeah, you need a giga dryer.
You're gonna have a fucking room.
You need hard drives with terabytes.
A thumb driver day full of where it sucks.
Fucking people, man.
They're gonna get away with everything.
They have cash.
They can fucking buy their shit off.
They can pay people off.
You know what I mean?
Sign an MDA, don't do this.
But it's like, we all know there's pictures of people
at these parties just like Epstein's flight list.
It's like, what other evidence do we need?
Like, do we really have to do our own investigative work
because people are unwilling to prosecute
the fucking child traffickers?
We need Matt Gates.
We need Matt Gates as attorney general,
but that ain't happening.
Just so I got the lady there with us.
Shut up, A-Pack.
Yeah, we're the honeypot operation.
Right, right.
Some lady, I think it was CBS or ABC.
She's like, hey, I was looking at the fucking
Hunter Biden thing.
Were you guys seeing that thing?
Yeah, yeah.
And she's like, you know.
Oh, the emails.
Now, there's emails on there where he's using
the N word liberally a lot.
Yeah, text messages.
Very racist.
But no, but I'm just saying, he's Hunter Biden.
He's Mr., you know, they're Mrs. politically correct,
though, you know?
It's the fucking party of, you know.
Indulgent.
Well, but no, it's what I'm in the face of it, though.
The facade is, though, for them to never say the N word.
Yeah, but Joe Biden was slinging that word back in the day.
Yeah, he was talking about when he signed the crime bill.
You wouldn't think I want my son going to school
with some nigger.
And he said this like it's a...
On the floor.
Yeah.
The urban jungle and all this crazy stuff.
And he didn't miss a beat.
No, but that's the whole thing.
They're fucking two-faced fucking liars.
Hey, well, real quick, though.
I want to go back to the, you know, going to bed two fives,
equal to ten of them.
Do you ever hear Lemmy's saying?
It's like, I never went to bed with an ugly chick,
but I've woken up with a few.
He wasn't exactly a looker.
He had that fucking big corcino on his face.
Ha, ha, ha.
That thing was enormous.
It was like Mount Vesuvius on his face.
Lemmy was the man though.
Lemmy was a good guy because...
I don't know about that, but okay.
No, he was.
Because he said, why didn't you get married?
And he's like, because I'm an honest man
and I'm not gonna cheat on my wife.
And once I get married, that'd be it.
And I just like loose women.
And I don't want to fucking have to lie
to someone that I love.
I respect that.
And I was like, yeah, Lemmy, you're really not a bad guy.
You're a cool guy.
And he hates politicians.
Yeah, but... As he should.
Well, he's dead, so, I mean.
No, he used to.
He could dig his ass up and put him on the pot.
I saw the last motorhead tour
and he was really not playing good, obviously.
Well, yeah, but I mean, it was a fucking hard life, right?
Yeah.
You're gonna be fucking...
He loved hitting those slots, too,
the poking machines at Rainbow.
Yeah, that was his spot.
I think right now, to this day, they have a machine.
Dedicated to him?
Yeah, that you don't play
and there's one of his drinks that he likes sitting there.
And almost like that bar in the city
that has the Bloody Mary.
Seats always reserved for him.
There's this ghost called Resurrection Mary
and she came from, it's this bar on Archer Avenue.
I can't remember the exact fucking address,
but it's on the south side of Chicago.
And Resurrection Mary, she's this girl
that got killed one night after a night party
and at this bar.
And so they leave a Bloody Mary at the end of the bar
for her in an empty bar stool.
And so many guys, now this ghost comes to this bar,
picks guys up, they go home,
they're gonna go home with her.
And she'll be like, oh wait, hold on, let me out here.
Or they'll turn around and she just disappears
out of the car, yeah.
Holy shit.
So she was a good girl when she was alive.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
But she was giving some guys some happy evenings.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's how you wanna look at it.
A happy ending?
Unless you get a ghost of an angry woman
who was murdered by a how, who knows who.
That'd be an unhappy ending.
Well yeah, now she's not making anybody happy.
No, not at all.
But people freak out because she'll be in the car
and then when they drive past the Resurrection Cemetery.
And that's crazy.
On the same place, I don't know if it's the same cemetery,
I think it is.
There's two bars that won't take paint.
Cause they say you see the ghost hanging onto the bar.
You take paint.
So they try and paint them over and over.
It just won't stick, it won't stay.
Okay, I bet you.
They got two bare bars at the cemetery still to this day.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah, and it's Resurrection Cemetery on the South Side.
Did you ever see those videos of like Teslas
driving through the graveyards at night?
Oh, and showing the ghosts walking around?
They had the IR, or I don't know if it's a heat sensor
or IR, or yeah, all of a sudden they drive around
in the graveyards and they see just these blurs
all over the place.
That's kind of freaky.
Well, it does pick up like you said.
I mean, you know what, listen, there's gotta be.
I believe, I was reading, watching this podcast,
I believe that we're like the same person
over and over and over again.
Reincarnated.
Like just one person, and you're that same person,
it just keeps on going.
No way.
Going.
I'm just saying, this is something I was listening to.
You start as an Indian person,
and then you'd slowly advance as a white person.
Whatever, you know what I mean?
Cause if you believe in reincarnation,
if you believe in stuff like that,
your soul leaves your body.
And if you're shitbag, you go backwards.
But sometimes I believe that also there's some sort of truth
to the matrix of how we are, you know?
Cause they use our cell phones, our bodies as users,
as antennas and shit like that.
Oh, I gotta show me those.
They compass all the stuff.
You know how the Chicago flag, the star is?
That weird little shaped star.
It says it, don't tell me.
Look at this one though.
This is a real old one before it became invoked
for everyone to have a tattoo or a patch.
This is often actual cop uniform.
Look at, it's the fucking star, David Needles.
Well, it's a six point star.
Yes.
But the other ones aren't like that.
They have those weird point things.
I mean, 666 technically, right?
Mayor Shackles?
Well actually it's like 6666 because there's four of them.
Well no, but it's 6666 triangles, six points.
Cause the people that are watching.
The statistic layer, he can't help himself.
You're gonna show me so far.
Well, that's to say, what's the new one look like?
Is it a five point star?
Well no, it's actually an eight point star
and it's like coming in from the middle,
a tight circle with real spiky points.
You've seen what the Chicago flag looks like.
Another cop got killed today, which is crazy.
Yeah, no.
Ice tea would be glad.
Oh, man, that is just crazy.
Doing your job.
I know this kid ran out of a bank.
Yeah, a kid ran out of a bank with a gun.
Oh man.
Dude shoots him in the side.
He shot the guy.
I would say did they get him?
Yeah, he shot the guy in the leg, but man.
Oh, it still hurts.
Who the fuck would wanna be a cop in Chicago?
Wow.
This fucking guy is cutting the police force back.
Like they're doing this shit on purpose.
Now wait, you gotta put this in perspective
for the people listening that this is a suburb of Chicago.
It's directly next to Chicago.
It's Oak Park.
Oh yeah.
And it hasn't had a cop get murdered there.
1938.
80 fucking five years, 86 years.
And here we are.
Three cops get killed in a couple of weeks.
Yeah, which is crazy.
Why would you want it?
In the neighborhood where none got killed
for fucking 80 years.
In the neighborhood that has lots of rainbow flags.
They're not prosecuting anybody.
They're letting these people go.
It's like, why the fuck are you even?
Well, you wonder why all of a sudden
people are starting to die there now.
Cause people are like, well shit,
it's worth taking the risk.
Well, they got rid of that shot spotter too.
Remember that thing where,
they were dicked where shootings were gonna happen?
Or muzzle flashes and shit like that.
But no, there was also AI and algorithm
that used to predict and hide.
And also the,
I mean,
really I didn't see it.
It was gonna occur.
But it was also like a GPS where there was shot.
Yeah, there the cameras.
The detectors every so often.
And by where.
The muzzle flash.
But no, but just by the sound also.
Oh yeah.
They were pretty close to where exactly.
So this is the version of what San Francisco had
for like the shit piles.
Like the shit detector.
That was, I think a guy just did that.
I mean that guy was fucking,
that guy was dedicated.
We have shootings, they have shit piles.
What does crazy that fucking,
these people are fucking dying like this.
And it's like, why is,
who the fuck wants to be down there?
Well, I'll tell you what.
I heard today that AOC was gonna throw her hat in the room.
Oh, 28, baby.
So it's like, she may save us all.
No.
Oh man.
Don't think Titty, she's not even that hot, man.
No, she's not.
And she's an idiot.
I'll tell you what though.
We have lots of more beautiful Hispanic girls
right here in Chicago.
But these are the people that are gonna throw at us?
Yeah, she's gonna flash those cans.
She's gonna get some extra votes, I guarantee it.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
Oh, there's some guys with a vocal.
I think people have woken up to.
Well, do you know who Ana Paulina Luna is?
Name sounds like enough.
She is Florida, and I don't know, Senator or something.
But she is hot as fuck, man.
Oh, I think I've seen her video.
Hispanic chick, and she is.
She's for Trump?
Yeah, she used to be a swimsuit model and shit.
Yeah, Lord have mercy.
Yeah, she's pretty hot.
Okay, well, that's once.
I love her.
You know, you're the problem that's wrong with men.
They're gonna fuck you, she's a hot woman.
I have to settle.
No, Scott.
I have to settle with Larry on this one.
No, I don't know about that.
She is my vote.
Would you want AOC running this country?
No.
Exactly.
It's not because she's a woman.
Let me get that straight.
That's not because of that.
No, that's only part of it.
You know.
Annapalya and Luna's cool.
She got her shit together.
Yeah, but whatever.
Listen, man, when money's involved,
anybody can be bought and sold.
That's the problem.
Here's the thing though, Niels.
Every fucking person in the world,
you could say that about.
It doesn't, you know.
Yeah.
Might as well be a hot in Hispanic.
But when you fuck,
At least you get to look at something nice.
When you invite yourself into this place
where they have lobbyists, an A-Pack,
and all this shit, man,
you might go in there all gung-ho American,
but by the time you, you know,
you're the first, second year.
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
You bended the knee.
Well, you bended the menorah.
You bended the waist.
You bent forward and then stick it in.
Yeah, they have that menorah.
Minoralist.
Seriously.
I like that.
That's a good term.
I know, I think it's,
it made me crack out the other night.
Minoralist.
I love that.
But it's never gonna end.
Everything's gonna be the same.
Elections are fake and gay.
You know, whatever you vote for
is not gonna be what you're gonna get.
As we're seeing with right now,
everybody's like, oh my God.
Look what's happening with Trump.
It's the same thing you did the first time.
Yeah, what you think's gonna happen.
Who says, who's saying this?
What's that?
People are all up in arms.
They're like, oh, we thought we were gonna get this person,
but we got this person.
And who?
Who's?
Gates?
Okay, all right.
Well, no, people are like,
who's getting up in arms about it?
And it's just in the ether of podcasts.
Oh, okay, okay.
There's people talking about shit.
Like, Glenn back and fucking.
They, yeah.
People say, you know, they say.
Yeah, well, I can just say,
Glenn back, Jimmy Dorr.
Well, now everybody's talking about the,
the get Matt Gates.
I can't say his last name.
Well, but that's the problem is that was already disproven,
which is another problem now.
That's the sad thing is like,
like even the view they had to retort,
you know, retract their statement there.
They will, they had to give what he called legal,
illegal reading.
Which was bullshit anyways.
The way she read it was kind of sending.
Who read it?
Sunny, Sunny.
She looked like a fucking dough.
What he called it.
Fucking dough.
She was in Gaza.
Oh no, yeah.
She was like, yeah.
She's like, yeah.
She's like, get her head shot, doll.
Well, here's the thing.
Which was bullshit anyways.
It's like, hey, she was trying to make it seem like
this is Matt Gates saying this stuff.
It's like, no, the department of justice
didn't file any charges against them.
They didn't find them guilty.
Right.
The thing is that these people will say that
without any recourse or repercussion.
Oh, but A-B-R proof.
And then all of a sudden.
Yeah, NBC fact checks them.
Yeah, come on.
The Jewish run media.
Come Jesus, man.
Like all of a sudden that these people are gonna
wake up one day and they're gonna, they lie.
How can you, like, listen,
I'm a fucking not the greatest person,
you know what I mean?
Like, I don't know what you can do.
Nobody, here's the thing though.
But I just don't come out here and lie about shit.
But here's the other thing.
You know what I mean?
Like, what the fuck?
That's true.
You should never do that.
But you gotta also remember this.
Nobody's fucking perfect.
And the Lord, no, listen.
And the Lord uses flawed people.
Yeah, but.
I mean, even Moses and these motherfuckers
sitting there.
You're flawed and you're doing the same thing every day.
Spreading hate, spreading rhetoric.
When,
Well no, I'm not saying they're all good.
I'm not saying they're all good.
But two years ago, three years ago,
they were kissing his ass on the view
when he went on there.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like these people, they're fucking,
they're worse than liars.
They're like shapeshifters.
Dude.
You know what I mean?
Like they belittle people.
Also, you know what?
Fucking nothing.
Joe Morning, Joe and his wife used to swing
from fucking Trump's nuts too.
They loved him.
They fucking, he was on their show
some like 40, 60 times or something.
Until his interns fell in his office,
cracker had to die.
Yeah, we talked about that last week.
Yeah.
No, that was way before that.
He was friends with them after that.
Yeah, I know it's crazy.
The intern thing was like what, 1990?
What kind of toilet do you think
whoopie's taking a shit on?
Oh, I don't want to think about that.
I mean, that's gotta be a custom toilet.
She's pummeling there, fucker.
I just can't believe these people go home
and they're happy.
You know what I mean?
Like think about that.
If you just sat all day and they're like,
lied, lied, lied, this is the world you're in
and people are fucking, yes, Mammon, you.
Yeah.
Yes, Mammon, no problem.
Yes, man.
You can see whatever the fuck you want.
Well, because they're going home
making a lot of money and it's like everybody's like,
oh thank God you're doing the Lord's work here.
Oh, the Lord, man.
They think it's the Lord's work.
That's the problem.
These liberals in Hollywood.
Fuck, they're just being the worst people.
They're getting praise.
They go to restaurants and they're getting praise.
And then they're like, hey, dumb white broads
fucking clamping in the background.
It's not the Lord's work.
We all know that.
They think it is.
They think it is, you know.
But maybe they're saying that and fucking
gonna get punished for saying that.
But they fucking write up twats on there
and that's all they are going on a sex strike.
But this is a brain watch.
It's like someone wants to fuck you to begin with.
Jesus, man.
Come on.
Do you want to fucking lie?
Lie?
It's when the hot chicks go on the sex strike,
I'm gonna get worried.
Well, like we talked about with these chicks.
The dogs could fucking strike all they want.
They shave their heads and they're not giving up sex.
It's like, okay, well, you just solve the abortion case.
We're fighting that.
You guys know about the blue eyes.
That's kind of racist because all the black guys
are gonna get it.
That's what I was talking about, the before movement.
The beat, yeah, the blue heart.
That's what I'm talking about.
What do you know they're getting these blue heart tattoos?
Wait, wait, what is this?
There's this B4 like needles are talking about.
Chicks that shave their head and stop sex.
No pussy, no nothing.
You're not gonna have sex for four years.
It's four things that in Chinese or Japanese
starts with a B.
Which actually, beef and broccoli.
That's what the tattoos are.
So these chicks are getting these tattoos to signify.
So they can tell each other apart.
And it's like this light blue colored fucking heart.
So it's like, you're a dumb fuck too.
Yeah, they should all, I'm like, yes, get the tattoo.
Oh man, that's fantastic.
Because in that way we could just weave you out.
Well those are the people who need to wear the masks.
Right, right, right.
You've seen a lot more masks lately,
which is kind of weird.
I don't know how that's coming back into style.
I think everybody's a plan.
Those are the people that voted for Camel of protesting.
The mask wearers.
I just think that they're so fragile.
There's just so many stupid people in this world.
And they let them get away with it now.
Before we used to shame the shit out of them
and bully people and fuck you.
And now when I see some of the masks,
I think, oh my lord, are they sick?
Is something wrong?
Are they about to die?
Yeah, definitely.
Well I always think, I mean think about it.
They're worried for it.
But in China they wear it because the air quality's bad.
Yes, yeah.
So they take the mask off
and there's a dirt shaped pattern around
of this mask shape, it's so filthy.
But the crazy thing is, the masks they wear too,
it's like it's not stopping.
It's not stopping, it thinks you're an idiot.
No, it's all fucking.
I mean, and listen, they all know it's propaganda too.
But what are you gonna do?
I see people at the gym wearing masks.
Oh my god.
Dude, remember those, I remember videos guys
were swimming in masks.
Oh my god.
Remember the people that-
How do you breathe through a wet mask?
The people, well that's how they fucking,
they died?
They were playing, that's what happened.
Those people died from wearing masks.
Yes, absolutely.
Because they were having, getting bronchial issues
and the mask were getting wet
and they weren't of good quality.
Bronchial spasms.
And it would trap fucking shit in there
and they just breathe that in.
Yeah, well they are.
You know what I mean?
They weren't the cleanest back then.
Well no, but obviously, I mean there's just more,
it's just more fact than fiction, right?
Absolutely.
It's comical.
Like you could kinda see what the hell's going on.
They keep playing this fucking car all over man.
It's great about that though.
Hey, the black plague thing that you're talking about?
But when they had the Spanish flu and they said-
Well that also-
Yeah, same thing.
And they realized the masks killed more people
than the actual flu.
And they said in like 19, fucking, 01,
we will never fucking make people wear masks like that again.
They did.
Yeah, absolutely.
Just to fucking play the same playboy.
Isn't that crazy?
Just to see how they could manage.
It really is.
Yes, it does.
I got kicked out of so many places
for not wearing a mask.
Me too, bro.
And we're fighting with people.
Looks like we were talking about today, the fucking-
Yeah, I would get all indignant.
Well I guess you don't want my fucking money then, motherfucker.
Yeah, that looks like an idiot.
But that's fine.
They do.
Just like-
Because they don't remember me.
Just think about the CDC that-
It's not a mask.
When they were given polio vaccines,
the CDC admits that when they were given polio vaccine,
there was live cancer cultures in the vaccines.
That's insane.
And they actually admitted this, which is crazy.
Like, just like-
And now when my dad was a little kid, he's 85,
he said that that's what they scared them with.
When he was a kid, it was polio.
Oh, you're gonna have, and you know,
and you'd see a kid here and there
and they had these big fucking metal balls.
To rickettin' shit.
Yeah, rickettin' on the brink of leg rease.
And it was frightening.
My dad said he was scared of it.
They scared him.
They said the whole polio thing,
they said like 95% of people that had polio
were asymptomatic.
Yeah, which means they didn't have symptoms.
Yeah, they didn't have symptoms.
And then they said the polio vaccines-
Just so they say to us,
or you're asymptomatic or spreader.
But no, but they say the polio vaccines
saved all these lives,
but they don't realize polio back in the day.
Fuck Jonas, all.
Well, the people didn't have plumbing,
like working plumbing in their houses.
Absolutely not.
Like their own house.
So shit was-
That is hygienic.
Yeah, people were dirtier back then.
And then all of a sudden,
polio started to go away
when people started having plumbing in their house.
Everything started changing.
Yeah, cleanliness.
Society was changing.
All the polios down the cleanliness.
Yeah, so it arrived at the same time
as the polio did,
so everybody thought polio was the cure.
Well, needles, you texted the vaccine thing
the other day or yesterday,
and it was the breakdown of the doctor saying,
the book that he wrote saying the vaccines-
They're not fucking,
they're just placebo shit.
Yeah.
You don't know what the fuck's in them.
And this is where-
Variations you're getting-
This was written in like what, 1920?
Yeah, but it ain't back in that day.
Oh. It was an old fucking book.
It wasn't new.
The Kiki sent that.
That was the one that they-
The Orange Book you sent it.
Yeah, it was good.
I read that.
It proves it, fucking.
And it just goes to proof that they can't-
As the proof of the case is.
But that's the whole thing though.
They got, Big Pharma owns a lot of shit.
It owns our food.
It owns our fucking media.
It owns fucking,
it's probably got shares in BlackRock
and all their shit and state street.
But don't think about it.
A vaccine though is something you have to give to everybody.
Yeah.
So it's just-
Can't have any outliers.
Yeah, it's Shecoville.
Yeah.
And now they come out and they save money.
Look at all these people that are sick.
But the government will pay.
Well-
And then the Big Pharma gives back through their lobbyist.
Yeah, they just keep going back.
The government will pay because they'll profit later.
Well, they fast track all that shit.
Well, the politicians will profit later.
Well, it started the politicians in the lobbyist
and then it moves on to fucking Big Pharma
and then it moves on to the hospital
and then it's just a vicious fucking cycle.
Yeah, the doctors-
There never should be,
there never should be,
and here's the problem.
There should never be a scenario
where one person can profit or become super rich.
Like a Fauci?
Yeah.
Because that's the problem.
That should be a panel of like-
That's where everything goes sideways.
That's science right there.
Now in like some,
that's where like the communists way,
I don't know what communists think or how they run,
but I would imagine that their doctoring system would be.
They run like girls.
Everybody gets a fucking salary
and nobody's gonna make money off the pills, you know,
and keep it legit.
Nobody can profit off it.
But here's the thing,
when my drummer, when Chris Godrest is still Chris Lemke,
love you brother up there,
and when he went to Spain,
because he had a girlfriend, because you know,
we're rock stars, you got a girlfriend, it's all right.
When he fucking would visit his girlfriend in Spain,
he was having a fucking anxiety attack,
and he went to the doctor.
His girlfriend brought him to his,
the doctor she went to.
And when he told the doctor in Spain,
the amount of pills and the things that he was prescribed,
SSRI's in shit.
Yeah, he fucking-
He said the guy got frightened, like, oh my God.
Yeah, you're lucky you're alive.
You gotta get you on a program right now.
And he's like, what are you talking about?
He doesn't even know he has a problem,
and the doctor in another country is like,
can't even believe that he's prescribed
that amount of shit, you know?
So that just, you know, and it should not be that way.
And somehow they got it figured out though, in Europe,
although there's a lot of fucking shitty things about it.
That one part of it is better.
If you're fat, here's a pill, a shot.
Yeah, that's not the way.
If you're fucking horny, here's a pill.
Anything that you have an ailment,
like they said that-
If you're gay, here's a pill.
If you're black, here's a pill.
Yeah, they were talking about it.
They wanted every person on fucking,
every adult and child needs to be on pills,
at least two or three, statins.
Fucking all this crazy shit that when you look at it,
all you gotta do is eat better, exercise,
and fucking that, and everything else
will fucking come to play.
You're gonna have to see.
You're gonna have to go to the doctor,
but I noticed you were not taking anything.
How come the doctors are asking if you got guns
and if they're locked away?
That's the craziest shit you just used.
These red flag states are doing that?
Oh man.
Yeah.
If they're handing them out like anti-depressants
and stuff like that.
They ask guns and then they fucking-
They should have never locked away.
Suns out, guns out.
Absolutely.
No, honestly, they should be asking the people
that have SSRIs.
Well yeah, but at the same time-
Yeah, they shouldn't be giving those people that.
No, everyone I've known that's been on those
has killed themselves.
Yeah, it's okay.
I don't know about that.
Well, I've known at least four people.
The problem is-
That's a lot.
You're probably walking around in my world.
I had a buddy that was taking SSRIs
and then all of a sudden he wanted to get off of them
and he didn't realize if you just stopped taking-
Stop doing it, it fucks you up.
Well, you get suicidal thoughts.
Yeah.
And the doctor never told them that.
Well, we were talking about that.
The fucking Larry had this magazine,
but he probably didn't bring it down.
I'm not.
Is he dead?
No.
What kind of?
It was-
So it just shows all the fucking, what do you call it?
It was the AARC.
Vaccines, yeah.
But it doesn't show the side effects.
Yeah, of course not.
So it's one page of vaccines like shingles,
fucking pneumonia,
not tight, what's it, tuberculosis, all this shit.
But then if you wanted to show a disclaimer
of all the side effects,
you would need that whole magazine probably.
Yeah, the rest of it.
Like seriously, it's a fucking 50 page magazine
because these people,
dude, they know, especially with these puberty blockers,
man, this is crazy what they're doing to children.
There's a case going on right now in California
where a dad was fighting with his ex-wife
because they were gonna, he was seven years old
and he thought he was trans
and they're gonna chemically cast,
you know, puberty blockers.
Seven?
Yes, seven.
Dude, that's like-
And if you look at Hollywood, Charlize Theron,
two boys, girls, Megan Fox, there are boys, girls.
Wait, wait, wait.
They changed their kids?
Yeah.
She's so hot too.
It is crazy.
It's like a, look at what's with basketball player's name.
Oh, Dwayne Wade.
No, no, no, no, no, well, Dwayne Wade also.
But who's also the D-Wade?
Oh, oh, no, he's under the Lakers.
Oh, motherfucking D-Wade, yeah, Magic Johnson's kid
is like six-five.
Yeah, I think he's six-two or six-three, but yeah.
He's a dude.
Yeah, and he dresses like a lady.
Yeah, I've seen him.
He was like, hi, you.
I've seen the Magic Johnson pictures.
That's a fucking mental illness.
So you're telling me Charlize there on castrated her too?
No, no, I didn't say that at all.
She has two, she had two boys and now they're girls.
I think they're two black.
So she can't really, she adopted two black girls.
Dwayne, how do they make them girls?
They dress them like it and they tell them they're girls.
They don't have pussies and everything.
No, they're boys.
But they give them like extra generating.
Okay, because that's what I'm asking,
because these people are sick.
Yeah, they're mentally destroying these pictures.
But that's also another humiliation ritual right there.
Yeah, mentally destroying them.
You're gonna fucking do it.
Exactly what they're doing.
They're just gonna hate them.
That's gonna be the problem.
Well, at least they're adopted children from Africa.
Well, two of them.
I think the white mother fuckers need to do this to me.
Yeah.
They're thinking, why are these white mother fuckers?
Well, because they pounded in their fucking head, man.
It's fucking crazy.
Like, oh, you like to play with dolls instead of trucks?
Come on.
Now you all of a sudden, you're a girl.
It's just weird.
It's just weird that society is like this.
Dude, they used to be tomboy's.
You know what I mean?
Like, they used to be like chicks and fucking.
And then do this fucking.
Sometimes those tomboy's were the ones that fucked.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, there Jesus, man.
I mean, I don't know why you're all wound up today.
I don't know, man.
Okay, well, stop being weird.
It busts out those nudie makes you.
But all they do is just try to humiliate these people.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
Like, what are you doing to children?
Why are you doing this to fucking kids?
Of all people.
The most malleable minds, malleable minds.
Because it's easy.
And it's like self service and fucking crazy.
Well, here's the thing though.
You start when they're kids,
cause then that's when you get the ones that are weak,
they're going to go along with it.
But they're children.
Stick with it for life.
You can't, they don't ever say.
No, I know.
And that's why you do it when they're kids.
And the other thing is over time,
the percentages are going to go up more and more.
No, they're not.
I'm going to tell you right now.
You're going to be weirder and weirder.
There's people.
I'm going to tell you right now.
This reminds me of a place in around 1939.
The debauchery that was going on.
But what is going to be like,
okay, so now we have all these people that are
running the mill.
Are they burning books, needles?
What kind of books were they burning?
I mean, when you get mad, when you're still mad,
they burned your gay porn stash.
I mean, come on.
I'm a little pissed.
And you still hold a grudge
and you teach kids in school about that,
but you don't tell us.
Did you ever ask what kind of books?
Yeah, that's the thing.
No, like I never thought that.
Oh, they're burning books.
But here's the thing, they lead you to believe.
They lead you to believe when they show these videos
and you hear the propaganda that they burnt
every single book.
Oh, this is a certain type.
Yeah, I know.
It's like they're burning the constitution or something.
The Bible, you know what I mean?
They were burning all the twisted gay shit.
Oh, yeah.
The fucking porn.
It was all from there.
Really, a little Billy started touching me.
Well, a horny nose.
We're getting to that point where it's like,
dude, this fucking, like the saturation of porn,
the battery, like all this stuff.
It's like, what's that fucking, oh my God,
I can't believe I just forgot it.
The Red Light District, the Reeperbond.
No, it's fucking Sodom and Gomorrah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like loose morals.
That's people that are not.
That's what I was thinking right there.
What's that?
Kind of where I was going.
Yeah, but I couldn't remember what it was.
We know the weird thing is,
the countries that have the Red Light District,
it's all fine, it's kept in one little area,
it's done, people do, they use it.
Yeah, right.
It's not society.
It's the oldest profession.
Yeah.
If you regulate it and you do, like, listen.
Just let it be.
Look what the fuck else is going on.
And I mean, there's shit's just running wild.
Here's the thing about those places, though,
it does attract low-lifes.
Yeah.
That's beyond it.
But if you heavily police it and you protect these women,
then you know what?
Exactly.
It's gonna be fucking people.
And it's been, this has been going on for how,
I don't know when the Red Light District first started.
The upstanding humans that, citizens that go there.
Yeah, if we're saying,
You've been to Amsterdam, right?
Couple times, yeah.
Of course, cause you're a low life.
I know he's been there.
I've been to Amsterdam.
Of course I have.
But you know, but the funny thing is,
you go there as Americans and you're like,
Holy shit, weed and prostitution.
But it's like, at the same time when I went,
it was clean, it was nice, it was fucking.
Oh yeah.
When I went, it was a shit hole.
But listen to this, you'll like this.
I went with this kid, Joe, who I barely know, you know,
I was just tagging along and he,
I went with a guy that never smoked pot before
in his life and we're in Amsterdam.
He's like, let me try some of that.
You know, he's a cold cat, a fucking alcoholic.
He's a whore around all that shit.
Kind of weird, yeah.
And I'm like, you're in Amsterdam
and he never smoked pot before.
He's like, no, and he starts smoking
and he's like, this shit is fucking fun.
He's like, hey, how much is this shit?
How much is it for a pound?
He's like, I'm gonna get some of this
as soon as we get back to Chicago.
He's like, wow, look at this guy.
He's turning up hot heaven.
But it's a complete joint.
It's a complete joint atmosphere though.
You know what I mean?
You're not gonna fight that back in the state.
It was fun.
Like you can go to a cafe, you have fun,
you do your thing, you go walk around, you know what I mean?
Here, they would fuck me.
And we would just talk about how they arrest people for pot.
Like people are still in prison for pot.
And I mean, it's fucking crazy.
And the people that are in prison for gambling
when you can gamble anywhere online,
on your phone, in any fucking state now.
It's just not fair.
Well, boy, you talked about that, Larry.
Yeah, not on the thing.
Other things, other variables that are fucking long,
tax evasion, breaking legs.
If you're not giving the government their cut,
then you're doing it in prison.
Oh, dude, the government is fucking,
they don't want competition.
You know what I mean?
If you're, they fucking, oh, you tax evasion.
The best is now they spend all this money
to fight you, taxpayer money to fight you sometimes.
Oh, did you see, I gotta look up if that's true,
the part where they said.
I'm looking for a fourth one of these.
What was that, Kiki?
Oh, I'm looking for, no, that.
Tax evasion.
No, that article about all the federal,
or federal employees that are behind their taxes.
40,000 of them owe $1.3 billion or $1.5 billion.
I have to look up, see if that's true.
I mean, look that up.
Rules for thee, not for me.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not worried about the fucking 5,000 people
that were in the government that got busted child porn
on their computers.
Well, that's even worse.
Yeah, so the NSA, the FBI, the few people.
Well, that's why they never go after these fuckers.
People with high security clearance.
Dude, they're looking at it at work.
And fucking, I mean, come on, man.
That tells you everything.
I can understand the taxes, yes.
Okay, that's completely understandable.
We've talked about the program.
Well, that's not understandable
because if it was us, we'd be in prison.
They're doing insider trading.
We're paying for their booze, their medication.
Nobody wants to pay taxes, buddy.
Yeah, but I'm just saying it's not acceptable.
These cock suckers should fucking pay.
Well, I didn't say it was acceptable.
No, that's not.
I mean, I know that it's fucking,
it doesn't shock me, though.
The pedophile shit is a lot scary.
That's the crispy stuff.
That's because if this is what's running our country,
like we're in some serious shit.
The thing is, is that everybody's complicit to that shit, man.
And the other weird part is,
everybody's, they know they're involved.
It's fucking,
The other weird part is,
is the way they have their fucking network set up
and they got no regard for human life,
no matter who it is,
all they care about is their own thing.
And people are just nothing to them.
Which is fucked up when people argue at Thanksgiving
or at a holiday over some fucking politicians
who don't really give a fucking rat's ass about you.
And you're like ready to break up your family.
It's like such a shit.
Just because some guy got elected,
you're revealing the fight with someone.
It doesn't, what is that?
I mean, doesn't fucking matter.
No, it doesn't, but that's what the media's done to us.
They have separated us, conquer and divide.
Divide and conquer, fucking take people from within.
Well, I didn't even, I was kind of not arguing with my aunt,
but she was like how she just hates Putin, this and that.
And she's a Republican, you know,
votes for Trump, all that stuff.
But she's not crazy.
Well, I just read an article saying
that Putin's killed 50 people in different countries.
And I'm like,
That ain't shit.
And so I'm like,
50 people in different countries.
Well, no, of his own, of Russian people.
Yeah, like Navalny and shit.
Yeah, but I'm like,
Poisonings and stuff.
You understand how many people like Obama killed
just in madrone strikes?
That motherfucker's making a mess.
Well, do you understand what the massage is doing right now?
And that's what I said, that's what I said.
I'm like the massage, I'm like everybody.
Do you understand that there is actually
a genocide going on right now?
But the thing is, don't you-
You making TV specials out of Jeffrey Dahmer
when you got Obama?
Yeah, but they grow up with the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Russia's bad, Russia's bad, Russia's bad.
Do you know that there was-
Brainwashing.
So they got the signal to do that
after the Cuban Missile Crisis.
And there was a guy on the submarine,
do we talk about that?
Oh yeah, the Russian way to say-
That waited an hour to see-
He refused to hit the sender mill.
Yeah, he waited like an hour.
He was like this.
I forgot his name.
No, we didn't talk about this.
Yeah, we talked about this on the show.
It was probably almost a year and a half ago.
No, this was recent, I thought.
No, this was a while back.
But the guy waited like, he was like,
I don't believe this.
He's like, I'm gonna wait for launching orders
and it actually was a false signal.
He saved World War III.
It was a false signal, huh?
And he fucking, he didn't-
You can Google?
He called the bluff.
I think it's Yandex.
What are you guys-
Yandex.
Look at your fucking thumbs, how fat and short they are.
I know, he's got fucking sausage hands, dude.
Let me tell you, Boystown fucking dream.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a little fatties.
Here's his name.
Facili Archipolve.
I love those Russian names, man.
Oh, you know what, listen,
this fucking people-
Archipolve.
Who knows what World War III is about.
Because they wanted to fire against America.
I don't understand that.
Why?
I mean, it's like sick porn.
Like that's an ultimate porn.
It's killing people.
Getting off on it.
Like fucking Killery.
When he came, we saw he died with Gaddafi.
It's like, they just say that shit like it's fucking,
they're ordering off a menu.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, like it doesn't mean nothing to them at all.
Yeah, right?
It is crazy the depth that these people will go
to fucking just kill everybody.
And the problem is, is most of these people
are at the end of their lives.
They don't wanna live anymore.
It's like, yeah, take everybody out.
Well, yeah, they're like, fuck it.
Yeah, like let's see what happens.
Killery's an old hag.
I was just gonna say that.
That's so bitter.
She's the first one I think of
that will just take out everybody.
She's like, well, my life's over, so fuck everybody else.
She said when she was running for the presidency,
I should wanna bomb Iran.
Like these people are fucking crazy.
Go on Tana Mabe, all the fucking black sites
that they were using.
You talk about the presidents that were wartime
or did some radical shit.
Those are the ones that you remember the most, though.
All of them.
Right, well, that's what they try to do.
That's because every single president wants to be that one.
There was some good presidents, but I guarantee Clinton
probably gave her an STD.
They gave her a fish box.
Oh man.
That's why she's angry at the world, though.
No, I just think that Bill just couldn't keep it
in his pants so much and everybody found out
that she has this resentment towards him.
And I mean, she gets off on death.
She's got the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I mean, that whole fucking Benghazi.
And she got off on that.
Yeah, right.
Dude, she got off on Benghazi.
Oh yeah.
I mean, seriously.
That was the last time her pussy was wet.
I don't know about that, but I think that people.
She's like, it sparked a little bit.
They're so far from me.
Get me my fucking.
Starts in fucking Mina and all the way Arkansas,
all the way fucking.
Yeah.
It is crazy.
Arkansas, baby.
The fucking, the bushes, you know,
Kennedy's, everybody's complicit.
Duck Kennedy's, Eisenhower warned us all.
Yeah, well.
I like Ike.
You can't be fucking, you know,
you gotta have a fucking turkey.
The king of mom.
No, he got jammed up.
Yeah, they fucking fucked him.
That was a fucking.
Here's the thing about Nixon and St.
Wits, especially like someone like Rod,
Gopalovic, who I love, Rod, if you ever want to come on
Larry Needle's show, dude, we'll do whatever.
We'll do it in a nice location.
He's local.
Yeah, he's a cool guy too.
And here's the other thing, man.
That guy fucking did time for shit that is nothing.
Everybody else does.
Yeah, I'll just say, yeah.
He's a campaign financier, that's what they got him on.
That was, yeah, everybody else does.
No, but here's the thing, he made one comment that said,
he was talking about the seat that Obama left,
and he said, this motherfucker is gold.
Yeah, but no, but they got him for.
But he didn't fucking do anything.
They didn't get him for that.
They got him for financing shit.
Yeah.
Because he was on talk, he's a smart dude.
He threw a please under the bus and the fucking.
They fucked him, man.
And Obama's fucked him.
Yeah, no, he got fucked, definitely.
Obama seems like he fucks over everybody.
Yeah, I mean, look at these fucking.
Fucks him in more ways than more.
Yeah, they don't care.
Well, big Mike gets you.
Yeah.
What time we at?
Then if you're a chef for him, you die.
If big Mike fucks you, you're definitely gonna need
a proctologist, I heard.
Time we out, Larry.
Oh, man.
At 111?
Okay.
There's almost 111 actually.
I was just gonna say.
Let's pass that.
Ooh, 111?
111 seconds.
11 seconds.
That means we're surrounded by angels.
Okay.
Now you're just making shit up.
All right, look at those, bitch.
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