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Hey, everybody, welcome to Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
As usual, with us, Kiki.
How you guys doing?
Doing good today.
You guys want to hear something crazy?
So my dad has to go to the fucking, what do you call it,
go to the doctor because he had a stroke.
And they tell him, they tell my mom, they're like,
we can't fucking treat him unless, what do you call it,
unless he gets his recent COVID shot and a flu shot.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
And the guy's 82 years old.
What's the reasoning behind this?
Just because it affects other patients.
How does it affect other patients?
I have no clue because I'm going to fight
with my mom about getting her flu shot and her vax
or another booster, which is like the fifth one,
because they keep pushing on him.
Every time I go to fucking Walgreens to get their scripts,
they're like, hey, don't forget your flu shot and your vaccine.
I'm like, for what?
And they're like, for the flu.
I'm like, oh, I didn't know it was that deadly.
Then we have to take something crazy like this.
Dude, seriously, have you ever gotten a flu shot?
Yeah.
Once when I first had senior woofers, just because,
but this was back 10 years ago, just because they wouldn't let
us into Newborn because he was in the NICU.
So we had to get it to go in there,
which they fucking strangle hold.
But even a flu shot, it's like a 50-50 shot that they.
They just throw something at the wall,
just like they do when you get fucking.
I think they have an idea because Australia deals with it first,
I think, but then they base it off that multiple variations.
But that's the thing.
It's still 50-50 shot.
And you get sick from it anyways.
And the odds you get in the flu are fucking slim and none.
But what the funny thing is, is OK, now let's think about this.
There's multiple variations of the flu.
Why don't they just give you all of those in one shot?
Because that'll kill you.
It's so bad for you.
You know what I mean?
I don't understand.
I'm just saying, like, there's all these multiple variations
from different regions and from different places.
And it all, it succumbs to this.
Well, do you really know that?
No, like you said, it's a 50-50 shot.
Let me read the stat.
So Blue Cross and Blue Shield pays your doctor a $40,000 bonus
for fully vaccinating 100 patients under the age of two.
If your doctor manages to fully vaccinate 200 patients,
that bonus jumps to $80,000.
But here's the catch, under Blue Cross, Blue Shield's rules,
pediatricians lose the whole bonus
unless they complete at least 63% of patients are fully vaccinated.
And that includes the flu vaccine.
All right?
They ain't getting mad.
So they're pushing that shit hard.
So it's not just $400 for your child's head.
It could be the whole bonus.
To doctor your decision to vaccinate your child
might be worth $40,000 or much more,
depending on the size of his or her practice.
See, it's all a business.
And they take an oath.
The hip hop.
Yeah, to protect you.
It's like they take an oath to protect you.
What do we always talk about on here?
Shackles over morals.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You know what it is?
It's like nobody has a moral compass anymore.
Everybody is so deviant.
Everybody has been pushed by all of the, like, listen, hey, man,
I ain't no fucking saint.
I'll tell you that right now.
No, you can't.
But compared to some people's.
Well, compared to some people that are, you know, like,
I ain't out there robbing.
I ain't that robbing.
Stealing.
I ain't hurting children.
I ain't hurting people.
Rape and thieving.
I'm going to work.
I'm doing, you know what I mean?
Making an honest living.
I'm just doing my shit.
So I mean, I can at least say a little bit.
But imagine.
I wish I could say that.
Oh, Larry the bad ass.
We should wear your leather jacket
and put the thing up, Fonzie.
But yeah, no.
So the way that it's so crazy, though, like,
I was reading these documents today about this,
how the ramifications are going to come up to haunt everybody.
And we were just talking upstairs with Stoney
about how the system is just a lick.
That's all this is the fucking they take your money.
Especially against single fathers.
Well, yeah.
Well, especially.
Yeah, definitely.
Because well, and it also depends on.
Well, think about that.
Multiple variables.
Think about that shit needles.
What's that?
So the insurance company, everybody pays insurance company
to have insurance.
They're paying the doctors to get these vaccines.
Yeah.
So it's like, all right, what is their kickback?
Remember pharmaceutical companies?
You know, that's why these pharmaceutical companies
are having all these closed door meetings right now.
Yeah, because fucking.
Because they're scared as shit.
Yeah.
Well, basically, it's just like it was with oxy.
Your vaccines are like oxy now.
You know what I mean?
Like the new ones?
And they can give them to you against your will.
Yeah.
Like people rarely tell their doctor who really
doesn't know that much shit.
I mean, granted, they do to some extent.
But we put way too much faith in these people.
Doctors kill more people than guns do.
Doctors know about prescribing and managing illnesses.
They don't know shit about curing.
They look through a computer now.
Surgery is shit like that.
Yeah, like to.
They're good with that.
And there is a use.
Antibiotics.
We have a sickness system.
We don't really have a health system.
Well, we keep.
We have a sickness system.
It's everything.
But foods involved.
And that water is involved.
Everything is meant to keep you safe.
Sick.
And it's all cyclical.
Like literally, we're like, it's like an APAC.
Home.
It is.
In the United States.
The crazy thing is now, every day, I think about this shit.
I drive around and I'm seeing these fast food joints.
And I'm just seeing the slobs in line.
Yeah.
To get that shit.
And they're just wadding.
And I ain't the fittest person.
But I work with guys that eat that shit four days a week.
But no, but here, think about that shit, though.
Mikey or needles.
Whatever.
Yeah.
But these people don't realize they're
getting poisoned to death and they don't have time to get.
Well, they're addicted to it.
Well, that too.
That's what it is.
It's like that shit is addictive.
They show that food is another addiction.
A lot of them are.
And it's fast.
They're really into fitness, though.
Fitness sandwich in there.
But there is another thing, too.
They don't do any exercise.
You know what I mean?
Like there is no fucking.
It's funny.
Remember when COVID happened?
Remember, like the sun is bad for you.
Like what is wrong?
They were fucking.
Stay inside.
They were kicking people off the beach.
Yeah, for walking around.
It's like, are you fucking kidding me?
Maybe some now I can't try to be healthy.
Like what the fuck is wrong?
I'll tell you what.
You know what, Larry?
Whenever I go to the ocean, like just getting back from Florida
and I spend days and numerous hours in the ocean,
my nails grow so much faster.
Yeah, but who knows what's in that water?
No, but do well.
It does clean itself.
But the thing is, though, like the ocean, dude,
it has like 90 different minerals that your body needs.
And your skin is an organ, dude.
They tell you fucking vitamin D is bad for you.
Don't stay out of the sun, but put this sunblock on.
It kills you.
It's literally chemicals.
You're slathering on your body.
The sun can be bad for you.
If you get sunburn all the time, you're not good.
But if you get sun and you're not getting burnt,
then you're all right.
And then you're taking in a shit.
Well, you get a base coat and you get all that shit
that you need, because the funny thing I was reading about
also with LED lighting, how it doesn't, it creates
a different spectrum than halogen,
like you do, and now these people are lacking in that also.
Well, and after people just don't go outside.
Why?
You have your phone and you have your security
and you have everything you need inside.
They get food.
They live in two-way houses.
You can fuck it.
They run code of culture by making people stay in the house
and work from home.
It's like, fuck that.
And then all of a sudden, now these people,
they get so used to staying at home
that they get anxiety leaving the house,
like anglerophobia and all this shit.
You know, they don't date.
They don't have any coworkers to go out with.
All they have are these online people, technically.
Mm-hmm.
I saw a great thing too.
Some TikTok, some, basically a hot Asian chick.
No.
That was going around.
Your algorithm must be fucked up.
Yeah.
Well, it's fucked up.
Wait till you hear the story.
Oh boy.
No, so like hot Asian chick rides motorcycle around
all over the place and companies have been trying
to get a hold of her because they want to advertise with her.
This and that.
So finally, she wasn't responding to anything.
All of a sudden, some advertisers, they track her down.
They find out where she is.
They go after her.
Turns out it's an old dude that had long hair.
Oh, that's awesome.
They look like a chick.
That was just AI.
Are you sure he wasn't a tranny?
Definitely wasn't a tranny.
They showed the picture like, oh my god.
That's pretty funny.
It's just like some old dude riding a motorcycle.
He's like, the only way I can get followers and likes
is if I was a hot chick.
That's great to pretend to be.
Because he looked like they ever showed like in a bikini.
That's funny how they hunt these people down just
for advertising.
This country is so fucked up.
It's so pathetic.
It really is.
I don't watch TV.
That fucking shit is just gay.
It really is.
It's just a fucking dumb box.
I can predict every single show that's out there.
Oh, yeah.
I've almost all the same show that was a couple years ago.
They just recycle it, regurgitate it.
They just add new genres and races to it.
Exactly.
Every main character now has to be a black woman.
And then they have to have a gay friend with an Asian friend.
And then the white guy's the villain.
Yeah.
As usual.
And the white woman has a purple or pink or blue hair.
Or she's crazy.
And she's, you know, like, she's a couple hot dogs.
Based on a 1955 episode of Leave It to Beaver,
because they haven't written any new plots either.
Well, no, but they're all taking shit from the same stuff.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
It's all the same shit from the beginning of time,
just like with music.
Since 1955, Leave It to Beaver fucking plot.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah.
But that was written from, I mean, it's all fucking the same shit.
All they got to do is change out the people's fucking sex
and race and hair colors and the same shit.
Like, do fucking all that.
It's the niggers.
The nigger family.
Morning niggers.
That was a great story.
That was a great fun, a great skit.
So you want to, I don't know if I sent you guys this.
I don't know if you read it or not.
So there's a Texas medical school.
They got liquifying bodies.
And then sent, this is yesterday.
And you said, I saw it.
This is yesterday.
Not even down the toilet, basically.
Well, no, down the drains.
Yeah.
Literally down the drain into the water.
Oh, my gosh.
And they fucking, so this isn't the first time.
This is the second, within this year.
They've had several reprimands.
No, no, no, with a different company within this year.
I've read another story.
I think it was in South Carolina or something like that.
Oh, man.
So basically what they're doing is they like blast the bodies
with water and break them down.
That's how they're doing it.
Like hide water jets.
Yeah, we talked about this.
But if he doesn't remember, we'll remind him.
But yeah, so fuck it.
So they pressurize them with water jets.
I thought they use acid or something.
No, no, no, no.
Water like, yeah.
Water jets, high pressure water heads.
And then they have ones where it disintegrates the bone.
They put it in these chambers.
Yeah, and then they just dump it into the water.
Oh, man.
And they're only charging them five grand a day
if they don't stop.
So they're probably making money hand over fist.
They're not going to stop.
Who's job it is?
Hey, buddy, we got some bodies for you to buy.
Could you liquefy these?
Yeah, the guy just sits there all the way.
Well, also they're taking these remains
because they're highly nutrient and fucking spraying them
on crops as well.
Oh, yeah.
They break them down.
Yeah, it's just like the matrix.
Yeah, and inadvertently, I don't know what the matrix is.
The dead feed the living.
It's the circle of life.
Yeah, just the dead feed the living.
Yeah, I mean, honestly.
It's more like a symbiotic liquid that they use.
Yeah, well, here, just speaking of that.
Is that what it was?
Yeah, that was a body.
You ever see the, like, Beck and, I think it was Beck and Narm,
they would torture, like the torture for people.
They would strap a body down underneath where the new bamboo
shoot was going to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We talked about this a third time.
We've talked about this this year.
It's a perfect time to talk again.
It's a tough one.
It's actually showing how quickly it happens, too.
I think three days was the best.
Beck and bamboo grow so damn fast.
But that's crazy.
This is Texas and they're doing this stuff.
Yeah.
Why can't they just bury the bodies?
But the thing is, these are unclaimed bodies also.
Right.
John Dozen's shit.
So how did they find out they were doing this?
Well, they've moved it.
They've been doing it a while.
Yeah.
Well, I think that somebody knocked them out or eventually
testing the water or something.
The guy got sick of blasting the bodies.
Well, that's got to release some sort of chemicals in the water.
Think about the drugs that people take.
What if you're on hormones or this and that?
I don't know what the equivalent to getting those water systems is.
It didn't specify how many bodies they were killing each day, either, or how many they
were getting rid of each day.
That's kind of crazy.
So there's also some different questions.
Yeah, you wonder how many bodies are experimenting on teaching people how to do shit.
Well, remember there was that funny story?
People were stealing dried up wings.
There was a lady that donated her body, and then all of a sudden they found out the military
blew it out.
They were using it to test munitions.
They sold it.
Yeah, they were paying like six grand for it.
Yeah, they were using it to fucking test munitions.
Well, when you donate your body, you don't know what they're going to do with it.
Oh, exactly.
You could end up in a science class.
Or you could end up in some petto's house.
Yeah, I was going to say.
Weird things done to you.
Or it could be some like new Asian market fetish type thing where they want like shark
fins and they want to get like old white things.
Yeah, it's funny.
You're fucking shit always goes to the Asian market.
Well, he always goes right to the having sex with the thing.
Needles has a fucking.
We got to get this guy checked out.
He's a neck rope.
What's that?
Who?
Dude, I would have banged Marilyn Monroe's dead body.
Oh, man.
We don't have to fill in.
We just can't.
Just joking.
He was waiting to see if we were on board.
So you asked for a joke.
You asked for a joke.
Hey, look at this one hillbilly guy and our work fucking banged his cousin so we got
him to admit it by me and this other guy pretending like I'm like, I think this guy fucking bangs
his cousin because the way he was talking about her.
So I'm talking to this other guy and like casually when he walks in like we're already
talking.
I'm like, yeah, you know, I was I have a couple of really cute cousins.
I made out with a couple of them at parties and stopped the other guys like, oh, yeah,
me too.
And then the other guy jumped right in.
He's like, oh, man, I fucked my cousin and we're both like, oh, man, we knew it.
You fucking low life.
It was like we were just kidding, dude.
We fucking knew you were weird.
And then another and then the same guy, man.
We were going to go to Tower Records.
You know, I worked with them and he's like, hey, I'll drive and shit.
He had this in his car was immaculate.
He was one of these guys that was immaculate like a need freak.
And he had this like 10 year old fucking pack of Twizzlers in his car that was as hard
as a rock and I'm like, what is this?
The candy that you lure in the kids with that they never really get to eat.
Yeah.
Because he eats them with it.
Because they're like little silly.
No, I just use this bait over and over and over.
I was like, dude, I never felt Twizzlers that were this fucking hard.
They were ridiculous.
I mean, seriously.
So yeah, this guy probably was like, give me that.
And then he ordered this book about Jeffrey Dahmer from Tower Records.
When we were there, this big deluxe hardcover thing.
Oh boy.
And it was like, you know, this is like 19.
Was it cheap either?
Fucking two or something.
And I'm like, dude, your name just, you know, because they had to order it and write his
name and all this.
I'm like, you just got put on a list, brother.
Yeah, seriously.
And they had this bag before it was kind of hard, you know, a little harder to get put
height of Dahmer.
on a list.
Not hard, but a little harder than it is now.
But this is before Dahmer Mania.
Right.
Exactly.
This is when you were still a weirdo, like the only guy that likes Dahmer.
So we do.
So I got this article, which is 11 dangerous conspiracy theories you should ignore.
And we've done this before or no.
No.
I don't think we have.
All right.
So the first one.
Well, first off, you shouldn't ignore any of them.
Well, let me read them to you first and then you'll see how much Adrenochrome can't ignore
that one.
I mean, come on.
That's the first one.
They want you to ignore that.
They want you to ignore it.
Adrenochrome forever.
And they the CIA has done shit like that.
The CIA made this list.
But it's not.
I don't know why you don't know.
Real quick, there was another.
I get one of my pods I listened to, they were talking about and they think Adrenochrome
basically takes time and stretches it out for people.
Yeah, it's a fountain of youth.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know if it physically does it, but mentally, it can make like five minutes
seem like a year.
Like the way they get shit.
They use it kind of like as a.
Well, it's funny how they showed it to you in fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
You know, like that just out of no try this.
This is Adrenochrome.
How do you get it?
Oh, from a pineal gland.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
He never heard of it before.
Like a karmic loophole movies and cartoons are like, look at the stuff they say on Family
Eye.
Oh, you couldn't say that on regular TV because it's a cartoon.
So it's like it disassociates you from it sort of, you know, and then look at the movies
like with fucking Adrenochrome and fear and loathing like.
And it was with an underage chick.
Yeah.
You know, I never heard of it before.
Well, also, you know, that supposedly that S Hunter Thompson is making Hunter S. Thompson
whatever, correct me, fucking bitch.
Okay.
God, man, that was aggressive.
Oh, I know.
He supposedly made some snuff films for who was it?
One of the CIA and Bohemian Grove.
Yeah.
So he was supposedly he was being pat.
He was he was the cameraman.
And he was a dirtbag.
He got he killed himself.
Supposedly.
But his daughter said that she was on the phone with them and it seems to us back.
Right.
He knew a lot of things because he did a snuff film for them.
Yeah, but of course they had to kill a man.
But he lived for this was back when this was when he was young as shit in his 30s.
Yeah.
But dude, you never lose can and never know.
But he was for 30 years crazy to fucking live.
Yeah, but for 30 years, I mean, there's so much other shit that that goes on.
Like it's so funny how minuscule people really care, but they just flex their muscles.
Like who really cares about Hunter S.
John Jimmy Johnny Depp.
You know what I mean?
They did this fucking ostentatious thing of building a fucking cannon to shoot his ashes
out.
Spent like three million dollars on this.
Yeah, they spent all this cash from the guy.
Probably the end of his satanic ritual.
What's that?
It's probably the end of his ultimate satanic ritual.
I mean, I mean, I think that that would be something different since shooting satanic
rituals involved being alive.
Well, they involve killing you too.
Hey, what's the next fucking thing we're not supposed to remember?
It's the same for sinister purposes.
And you're real aggressive today, aren't you?
Towards me.
No, man, I love you.
You really are.
And that was a man.
I should I should fucking slap you in the chops for calling me Einstein because he was
a fraud and a fake.
I know.
Son of a bitch.
You're lucky I don't climb over fat girl and fucking grab you by your fucking hook
nose.
And that's another bullshit one.
Yeah, it's been proven that fucking.
He's a dummy.
Einstein.
I'm going to get a shirt that says Einstein was a dummy.
Yeah, or people just start arguing me left and right everywhere I go.
I know it.
But yeah, so fluoride has been proven that it's bad for you.
I mean, but it's just funny.
This just came up on my phone the other day.
So I was like, oh, let me take a look.
Fake moon landing.
Yeah.
I mean, Larry, you don't have to.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so funny.
It really is.
Oh, you know, I was just going to mention this to the guy in crowd who's talking about
when he said the rocket or something went to space.
Yeah.
And he's like, there was a bunch of witnesses that watched it happen.
I'm like, go where?
Were they on the ground?
Like, were they in space?
Right.
No, they weren't in space.
And I said to them, and then they had 51 officials sign that Hunter Biden's laptop was fake.
Yeah, but no, but that was that 51 FBI officials.
Yeah, but that's what the moon landing is completely different.
Oh, yeah.
Well, no, they're both lies.
They're exactly the same.
But the whole that is just predictive programming and fooling the masses at the most.
Everybody watched it on their TV.
They thought it happened.
Well, here's the thing.
Fucking, they went through these.
These people aren't dumb that are making this shit happen.
You know, what do you mean?
They made the movie programming everybody.
Oh, no, not at all.
I mean, that's the easiest way to do it.
Here's the thing, man.
They rush ahead that Gregori, Yorgen Jaffer, whatever, go to the go to space and float
around outside of his capsule.
Okay.
So the United States, because this is the Cold War, they had to pretend that we landed
on the moon.
No, we had to be better.
Russia.
We had to be better.
We had to be in the space race.
Yeah.
And that was our main.
That's what Kennedy went under.
Yeah.
We're going to the moon.
And all these other countries that are making their fake movies, saying like, you know,
China and whatever other countries said, oh, yeah, yeah.
We also went.
India.
I can't wait to see what it is.
That is just that's the guy.
Superman outfit doing like Jackson movies.
But that's just to control their people and say, look, look, we're just as good as they
can say as well.
India space program.
Yeah.
Dude, it's just like a turd shot out of a cannon.
Dude, that's a movie right there.
That's a Bollywood movie.
That's how they do it.
They got the.
Speaking of Bollywood, did you watch that Tyson fight?
No, it was all fake.
I mean, I had a bullshit and bread and circuses.
Why would you waste your time?
Well, because I want to hang out with my dad and fucking people that were fucking talking
about this shit.
I'm like, what are you going to get out of Netflix broke down?
Well, I heard it fucking.
It's like humiliation ritual for Tyson.
That's all it was.
Why would you do it yourself?
He could have killed that guy.
I'm not going to talk about this.
It's really fake.
It's really gay.
Next, magnetic vaccines.
So that particles in vaccines are accelerated by 5G or whatever that is.
OK, so they don't want you to look look that up because they're doing it.
So they're giving you a list of shit you should check out.
Well, they're basically telling you you should do 10 minutes of research in each one.
You should really.
And you will find you will find papers from the FDA, from NASA, from all these other places.
I'm not saying to another thing too.
When they shot everybody going to the moon, they're like, well, keep on giving.
Ask some money.
Keep on giving them money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a fucking money train.
Yeah, it's the ultimate.
$65 billion a year.
The ultimate money laundering fucking organization.
That's fake.
Fake and gay.
These guys are rookies.
And then they say, you know, the screwdriver, the special screwdriver, we need costs $87,000.
I'll take a bag of boats.
And the screws cost $9,000 each.
We need 12 million of them for this project.
One of my favorites, this one, is that once you start looking into like the easy ones,
like let's even say I'll say that fucking, what do you call it?
That we call it fucking.
Saddam Hussein was a fucking sire.
You know what I mean?
That Gaddafi was fucking 9-11.
All this other shit.
So once you start like realizing this other stuff, then you come to this one.
And this is a tough one.
Don't look fat girl.
I saw you looking.
I can't believe.
It ain't a new male.
Yeah, I can't see that fat hand away.
Flat earth.
You got some loose?
I was going to bring some for your fat girl.
So they really don't want you to look into that?
No, they don't want you to look into flat earth.
Because then you'll find out the earth is flat.
By the way, everyone should buy Edward Hendry's book.
The 9-11 one's good.
Yeah.
I think it's called something like the greatest lie on earth.
And then the other one is called the sphere of lies.
Those books are great.
I'll let you check them out, dude.
And it's one of them flat earth books.
I got to check them out.
And it's one of those things that is kind of, it's crazy because you look up in the
sky, the moon is round, the sun is round.
The North Star never moves.
Yeah, that's the whole thing right there.
I mean, if you don't have any other proof than that, that's it.
If we're spinning so fast, we should be able to jump up and get right back where we're
at and land right back where we're at.
Also, satellite images, a lot of stuff doesn't add up.
It's like, yeah, what the fuck.
If we're corkscrewing through the sky, like they say, every single night, the stars would
be different.
Some of them, they might even be.
Well, they'd be in a different place.
Yeah.
We might not even ever see the stars again that the people in the past saw.
You know, but also how.
Okay.
So then it just goes back to the moon landing.
Oh, we got rid of, we destroyed that technology.
Number one, number two, we can't, we can't re, reengineer it to go back there.
Yeah, so much has progressed since back then when the CIA and the tiny hats killed J.F.K.
But we can reverse engineer a fucking UFO.
Yeah.
I mean, that is true.
That's another blue bean thing that fucking everybody wants to talk about.
But also with the flat earth, it's like, why people, we've been programmed like from the
beginning, there's a globe in every classroom.
There's like, if you even, why, why would it be flat?
Oh, what about this ice wall?
And you know what, and that's a tough one.
It took me a little bit to even look into it.
You know, and once I started to look into it, it's like you have to ask questions and
question things.
Well, especially when you see Ollie's old school maps.
Yeah.
And you're like, what the hell is this?
The Gleason map?
That's someone I almost vehemently fight for.
If someone does, if someone thinks the earth is round, I'm just like, I want to fight.
You want to fight?
I want to fight with them.
Yeah.
Because they're fighting irreverably.
What's up with you being so aggressive today?
I don't know, man.
You just want to fight people?
You want to think the earth is round?
You want to kill somebody like Kajafi?
I mean, that is the most Templeton stuff ever.
No, I want to fucking tell them where it's at.
Oh, well, you want to argue with them.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, you should.
The problem is people want to fight them.
Are so one-sided when it comes to that, they're like, there's no way in hell.
Well, it's fucking preposterous.
Well, but that is the most preposterous thing you could ever do.
But these people are just, dude, it's baked into their heads.
It's like, 9-11 is fake.
Okay.
I don't know what some weird shit went on, other stuff happened.
Okay, I could sort of see that.
JFK.
All right.
That was kind of weird, this and that.
And then all some people that are like, where you are standing right now is not what you
think it is.
Right.
And it's like, hits home and they get anxious and talk about it.
When I was in South America, I didn't feel like I was standing upside down.
When I was way south, you know, it didn't feel like I was upside down.
Well, I think they can't show you pictures of Australia.
Every picture that you look at of the moon and the sun is fucking, I hate to use the
word again, preposterous, all CGI shit.
They're like, oh, look it, we're space walking.
We're in the space station.
And all of a sudden, I shit, I should have sent you over to the guy, drops the globe.
You drive, they hold the globe, you drop it and everybody jumps for it.
And then the guy gets pulled back because of his harness.
And they're all like looking at him like, dummy.
But it's funny, everybody jottling on it.
I mean, so it just sort of floated away.
So there's these little things and fucking NASA owns the biggest buoyancy tank in the
world, right?
Where they supposedly have a replica space ISS space station.
It's not a replica.
That's the actual one.
Well, I'm just saying it's a replica.
I'm saying layman's terms.
That's what they call it.
It's a replica.
And this is where they practice all of their missions.
And they show them that they have like this green screen technology in the pool.
Yeah.
So while they're in there, you can make background.
You can crash that thing into the World Trade Center.
You see Hitler like frozen body goes into the back.
Yeah.
Hitler's flying.
He's holding the bird.
He's doing the little back thing.
Sure, when they shot him in the space back then.
What's that?
Remember when they shot him in the space?
Who?
Hitler.
What are you talking about?
You mean Tesla?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hitler in the space.
They have a green screen.
I thought he was going to be flying by past the fucking thing.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The space station, you fucking dummy.
What are you talking about?
Why are you so aggressive?
Because you're asking me what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about either.
I'm talking about the same thing you're talking about.
What is that?
Space station with the shit flying by, Hitler.
Oh, they're going to green screen.
No, I said the World Trade Center.
Yeah.
No, not yet.
What do you guys say, Hitler?
Yeah, but we're talking about the shit with the moon.
Remember when they shot him into space back then?
Okay.
I'm talking about, died suddenly.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
So basically what they say about fucking flat earth is that all you have to simply do
is watch the sunset and that proves the conspiracy wrong.
How does that prove it wrong?
Which I'm just saying, these do seem like parodies though.
You know what I mean?
That does seem like it's tugging with your mental shit.
Because if you know this, we're kind of like, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah.
So, what's the next one you said?
Died suddenly.
So, don't look into that.
That's Stu Peters.
That's in Hitler.
That's a great one.
Check out Stu Peters, no matter what.
Died suddenly is one of the fucking most frightening movies I've ever seen.
You want to hear somebody talk real shit and not give a fuck?
This motherfucker's got his own page on the ADL website and they update it every week
because he does his shows.
Stu Peters is the man.
He was a rapper.
Andy, just he's coming out with that new one about Jewish supremacy.
Yeah, I do love Stu.
It's coming out the 24th of this month, but he talks real shit.
There's real people out there.
Dude, I couldn't believe he was a rapper.
Yeah, it's funny as hell.
When he's on Tinfoil Hat with Triple E, they played his rap songs and it wasn't bad.
Yeah, I was just saying.
He was a bail bondsman.
Yeah, no, dude.
He's fucking...
He's seen some shit.
Yeah, Andy, Andy actually wasn't a bad rapper.
Shout outs to you come out here.
Jewish space lasers.
What?
I know you guys would just think I'd say that in normal.
Yeah.
That's the next one.
Oh, I didn't even know about that one.
You don't know about Jewish space lasers?
What?
No, like DEW weapons.
Oh.
So don't pay attention to those DEWs.
Major Taylor Green fueled the theory that space solar generators, also known as space
lasers, caused the California wildfires in 2021.
Anything Marjorit Taylor Green says I like.
I don't idolize people.
I mean, I don't idolize in the bitch man.
I think it was caused by electrical shit.
I just think she's good.
She gets past her.
Because what do you call it?
They don't clean...
They don't fucking clean.
Well, they didn't clean the roads or they didn't clean any of the foliage around their
shit.
Well, they don't clean any of dead trees.
Like you go to Austria, all that shit, they never have fire force fire.
No, never.
Because they clean their dead shit.
Right.
It's all about maintenance.
There's no maintenance.
The thing is...
And electrical lines get...
I mean, they don't maintain that shit either.
You're not in Ireland.
Because they can't get there.
They can't get to the wind tunnel.
Yeah, they can't get to the shit.
And I wouldn't trust those guys to be doing electrical work.
Right here.
Ireland people?
What are you, nuts?
Fuck that.
Well, they ship people in for jobs like that.
Alright, so basically Jewish space lasers, DW weapons.
It's, you know...
But it's just funny when they say that the Jewish people own.
It just makes me like it more.
Alright.
The Jewish Shekels shooter.
No, I'm definitely looking at it too.
Shekels rain down from the sky.
Got a fiery Shekel machine.
That's how we get them.
Lizard people.
Oh, shit.
That's scary.
This one is...
Yeah, this one is...
Because if it was fake, they wouldn't care.
They don't tell you.
Don't pay attention to Dracula or Frankenstein.
Yeah, right?
Well, they tell you to watch out for.
Because it's fake.
Well, yeah.
But they don't warn you about that because, you know, if it was fake, they wouldn't care.
Well, Frankenstein was the doctor's name, right?
Yeah.
Not the actual...
The monster was.
The monster was in Frankenstein.
The girl who wrote it.
Mary Shelley.
Yeah, yeah.
You know about why she wrote it, right?
You know, yes, I do, actually.
She went to a show.
She went to a show when they first started learning about electricity.
Guys would go around to theaters, plug up a fucking dead dog or a dead thing or any...
If they could get an elephant, they would do it and reanimate the thing with electricity.
Here's the thing laying here, dead, and now they're shocking.
And everyone's like, oh, wow.
They used to do that with, what do you call it?
Edison did that.
He used to show how deadly DC electricity was.
And they would also...
No, AC.
AC.
240 volt was dangerous.
But they would do it.
I thought it was against that law.
It was against that law.
So it was 240, though.
But it was AC.
Oh, it was AC.
Because Edison was DC.
And he was saying, look at how dangerous AC is.
You want to have DC in your home because it's killing an elephant.
And Edison would literally...
He would kill an elephant.
That's how most people died in our houses.
He went to the theater and did a few fucking fireman animals, maybe a cow, some big shit,
and shock it to death and say, you don't want this running through your house.
Because he videos all that.
In all courts, DC is a little bit more dangerous.
Yeah, I was just saying, you don't want DC.
Yeah, DC will fucking whack and kill you instantly.
But 120 will whack and kill you.
DC is just too much to do.
We have to have transformers every fucking distance.
We don't need a fucking lesson in that fucking world.
So the lizard people, I mean, I don't know.
That dude Kelly that we watched.
I used to stick a cord up my ass.
Now that I listen to all day.
Like Uncle Faster, remember he put the bulb in his mouth?
Yeah, fucking lizard people is something that, I mean, why not?
Right, that's what I'm saying.
At this point in time.
It's real.
I don't know about real, but we're saying don't check it out.
The Hopi Indians.
Hopi Indians, I think it was either New Mexico or Arizona.
The middle of the fucking desert, they really sophisticated fucking housing.
They had, what do you call it?
They had drawings of like lizard people on the caves.
And their story was that they came from underground to save them from, you know, meat or whatever
to fuck with.
Flooding.
Why is it always a meteor?
Just to create no meteor.
Where did the meteor go?
Why is it always at an angle?
It should technically become straight down.
But the Hopi Indians, and then all of a sudden they just disappeared.
They ran out of Hopi.
Well, sacrifice to the God.
Or they all went underground with lizard people.
Yeah, witches, you know.
But they say they have those dums, the underground bases, and then Kelly was talking about the
remote viewing that where they saw these people underneath what's that.
Well, they said there's more water underground.
And the museum, what was he talking about?
The Getty.
Yeah, the Getty Museum.
That's where he was talking about it, multiple layers underneath it.
It cost a billion dollars to make.
There's like tunnels that go from everywhere.
And he said the more lower you get, the more depraved it gets.
Sure.
And they said there was meetings, Hitler had meetings with lizard people.
Oh, I'm sure.
And they're the ones that told them about Antarctica.
I'm sure.
Well, that's another thing too.
Everybody's cool in space.
We have all these agreements to be in space and in Antarctica, all these countries.
But on the ground, we hate each other.
It's so funny.
Yeah, everything else.
Yeah, it's kind of absurd.
It kind of makes you think, doesn't it?
Yeah, it's one of those things too.
Antarctica is one of those conspiracies that's next.
Well, Bigfoot's next.
Oh, who cares about him?
I know, but it's just so silly because that's like the first thing you were when you were
a kid, you're like Bigfoot, Bigfoot movies, Bigfoot.
Oh, yeah.
And that can go some sort of some sort of knockoff reptilian.
You know, when I was a kid, my cousins, my older cousins scared the shit out of me.
I would come out and sleep out here, you know, we lived in the city and they said they spotted
Bigfoot when in Medina Country Club right there.
And they're like, and this is back in the day when there was no other shit around.
Yeah, no, there was.
What year was this?
Oh, 1972.
And it's like 1974 at the time.
1973.
Oh, man.
Nice.
And I'm like, oh, shit, man.
Bigfoot is right here.
I mean, my cousins, I'm like, I want to fucking go back home right now.
And I'm scared of shit and I didn't know, you know, no one's ever been raped by Bigfoot,
though, then lived to tell him.
You would see a big splat of blood and just a torso.
Have you ever seen that YouTube video of the guy?
It's like, this is where I got raped by Bigfoot.
No, you would see that one.
But it's like the aliens serious about it.
The aliens love to come down here and space probe white males and do all this weird shit.
Like not to anybody else.
It's white.
And I don't know if that's the kids or blacks.
Yeah.
So you tell them.
But they love to fucking.
I love that.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
No women.
It might be one or two, but not just some like hillbilly.
I like good women all the time.
Yeah, they do women too.
I know, but I'm just, Jesus Larry.
So wait, tell me more about this guy in the, uh, what?
What you were just saying.
Oh, it just got raped by Bigfoot.
Yeah.
This is where I got raped.
He was showing us.
He really meant it.
He seemed pretty fucking serious.
Come on.
I was out here hunting.
How high are you drinking my beers?
The guy was serious in the video.
He was serious in this fake video.
I mean, I can under.
I just want to hear about it, but for you have to go to the hospital.
Oh, I mean, like second of all, he's a gentle lover.
Yeah.
All that hair and just shit.
He would tear the ass out of somebody.
Wouldn't that be funny?
We should start that white dudes getting raped by Bigfoot.
That's a movement.
We haven't, we haven't fucking, we haven't.
I think the white dudes for Camel are actually the same people that are white dudes that
want to get raped by Bigfoot.
They would do willingly though.
There won't be any rape.
Here's the guy.
You don't have to watch a video.
No, this is a female big fuck.
Oh, that's okay.
If it's on Kumi, that's real.
That's it.
It's fucking great.
But no, okay, so Bigfoot 9 11 was an inside job.
So don't look into that.
Well, I mean, do you really even have to?
Everything's right in front of your face.
You can watch a five minute video.
Well, you can watch a five minute video and I could be like, hey, well, look at, dude,
do you have 82911 fucking emails?
Yeah, I don't read them.
Oh my God.
I'm so excited and 9 11, which is funny that we're reading about 9 11.
Holy shit.
Oh, you are a fucking fat girl.
Well, your fingers can't touch the phone.
It's real soft.
You hit the wrong one.
I could see that.
Cameras, pictures of you eating.
Yeah.
Thought I was getting my emails.
Yeah, there's coupons.
So coupons.
Some comes to the whole house.
Yeah, some conspiracy theorists claim that 9 11 was on the World Trade Center, was an
inside job, however, research researchers and journalists have debunked all of the
supposed evidence behind this theory.
There's evidence proving the latter that it was.
Yeah, that it wasn't.
It proved to me it wasn't.
Well, that would be the fun part.
I would love to get a truther.
Not already called the truther.
Yeah, somebody believes it.
Give me a good, give me a fucking person, put him in a plane.
Let's see if he can hit another bill.
Yeah, let's see if he can guide that thing at 300 miles per hour.
Some guy that couldn't even fly an assassin.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
And did a fucking, what do you call it, a crazy like 36 degree term maneuver at high
altitude and that's the, hit that building right in that spot.
If you want to look into gelatin, look into gelatin.
And do it twice.
Yeah.
And in the most secure airspace, while multiple fucking, what do you call it, fighter jets.
Well, but they were doing exercises.
Exercises.
And the only place that they could get a plane from, I think was North Dakota.
That was the closest plane because all of someone were in Canada, most of them down south,
and they did it perfectly.
So they would have to refuel to get there.
So there was no way that they could get there.
The most secure airspace in the world.
And then all of a sudden you find out, you look into Odigo, that the tiny hats, 4,000
of them are told not to go to work that day.
Silverstein pulled out of his lease a month ago.
Companies that were in that building.
No, he didn't pull out of his lease.
He got insurance.
Well, no, he pulled one of his company, or he didn't go to breakfast that day in the
building.
That's what I meant to say.
He did pull out of some, a lot of stuff like what Neville was saying.
But he had companies, there were companies in the places.
Insurance, leases, all kinds of things.
Okay.
So, yeah, it was a lot.
He wasn't renewing shit.
And then if you watch the video, there are fucking fighter fighters saying they heard
bombs and they heard explosions.
And then building seven.
In the basement.
And then building six, which you guys probably don't even know about.
We only know about building seven.
Building seven.
Building six, baby.
No, I know about building six.
Building six.
Edward Henry book.
Yeah, but you talk about building six.
That's the one where the two guys were in it that one of them's a, one of them's like
a political leader that was also blowing up.
It was just an office building, nothing to do with building seven.
No, but they were far away.
They were.
A few blocks away.
The place that was looking into nefarious money laundering is going on within the government.
There were, I can't remember the exact document right now because building seven.
Was a way.
Well, building seven was obviously for all, what do you call it for?
They were also investigating some crimes in there, some tax shit and some other stuff
like that.
And then you want to get to the Pentagon, which the missile, that's what it is.
When right to the building part where they were doing when rumsfeld's like the date of
the four, $2.6 trillion is missing.
And this thing went 300 feet in and hit this one place.
Did you see the new footage of that missile?
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, they think we're idiots in retirement.
You know what?
We don't have to be this retarded.
I know we sound like fucking lunatics.
And I love showing that video to people.
Yeah, but like, well, what is this?
And then they just, they don't say anything.
But the funny thing is, is that, yeah, that's what I fucking thought.
This isn't, it's not like we're conspiracy theorists.
We've read books on this.
I've looked into it.
Okay.
And there's multiple variations of all things.
One, it all boils down to it.
There were people involved in the plot to overthrow the government, go into, go fucking
Iraq, go into Afghanistan, take gold, take all this shit.
I know they say there was a stargate that everyone's there.
Well, I did what I read.
Dude, Iraq had so many oldest history fucking artifacts in the fucking world.
Oh, yeah, man.
That's what I'll start.
And what was looted right away when the war was starting and it was done.
And it wasn't done in just a random fucking way.
It was fucking.
Well, and not only did they fucking.
They had played a huge part in that too.
Yeah, and not only did they.
Remember, I sent you a video about who's saying that.
All right.
Not only did they fuck up the museums, though they fucked up the actual historic sites,
you know.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what they do when they go in there and they fucking just bomb it.
They don't give a fuck.
Yeah, it doesn't mean anything else.
Well, no, they didn't just bomb it, man.
They ran in there after the fact and by hand went into these museums and smashed all this
shit and broke everything down.
You know what I mean?
They got the
shit.
They got what they needed and fucking fucking everything.
And that might have been a scythe to make us all hate them.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, no, the scythe.
That's what they showed us on the BBC.
The scythe.
Me and my wife were watching BBC.
No, but the scythe was the first thing that they did was they fucking.
They said Osama bin Laden was in an hour of the buildings falling down.
Right.
How the hell do you know that?
That's what they put right in there.
They fucking had.
They knew exactly what they were doing.
And now we got to go fuck.
The guy we never heard of.
He actually was a CIA.
He did a bomb before when Clinton was president.
He bombed in the World Trade Center like in the basement.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, but they fucking up.
But there was it.
I thought there was a shake.
Well, and they slapped him for that.
Khalil shake my he you're supposed to take this whole fucking thing down.
Right.
I thought there was Khalil shake my my my.
I'm it wasn't that I don't think so.
I thought it was Osama.
OK, well, it could be.
I think Osama they did another.
They did like whatever.
You know what?
We created ISIS.
Obama created it and we all know.
So it's like these little things that were, you know, these little things that were saying
here are you can all connect the dots.
There's memos out there.
There's documents from for your releases.
There's books written on it.
But you have to read multiple books because some people, you know, go heavily on their
own opinion and stray from the facts, which, you know, so basically it says, OK, so many
questions how people will end up believing in conspiracy theories, what makes them appealing
and why they are.
Why are certain people more attached to them than the others?
You know, some people are more prone to believing conspiracy theory conspiracy theories of common
alley combination of personality traits.
Damn, I can't read right now.
Greater reliance on intuition and the need to feel superior to others.
Oh, that's fucking stupid.
So that's what it's doing.
They want you to think if you believe this stuff and you're an asshole then because
you want to feel superior to others.
Yeah.
So basically they dismay by saying, oh, well, if this guy is going to argue against somebody
that has a degree in this and one guy's like, hey, well, what about all this?
This ABC and D. Oh, that's all fake.
Well, why is that all?
Thanks.
Science says so.
Yeah.
I would just be.
Yeah.
But that would just prove to me whoever wrote that little article is a complete asshole.
And who came up with this conspiracy theory?
The government.
The CIA.
I think they came up with it in 1947.
I don't know exactly what you're here for.
I remember I was doing Kennedy in the late fifties or early sixties.
It's all CIA shit.
And you know, I mean, the CIA is all that.
It could have been from the Kennedy thing.
You're right.
Well, because yeah, they want everybody that came out with these different ideas about
how they needed a word to condemn.
They needed a word to put on the people had to make it sound crazy.
Just like Maga.
Because that's the first thing they do is tear right.
All right.
Well, that's the first thing they always do.
They tear you down, tear down your character, make you seem crazy, make you seem like a
fucking complete nut.
Yeah.
But nowadays people are starting to slowly realize.
Yes.
It's getting good.
Government is not fucking our friends.
They are not on our side.
Hey, dude, they are worse than me.
It's the same shit they're doing with Mu Dang.
They're making this baby hippo to seem like a nice hippo.
And this hippo's gonna kill you.
Oh, it's gonna be killing people.
Hey, love dad.
I don't care.
This shit makes me laugh.
My dad wrote this poll.
Yeah.
He's a biter.
Yeah.
He wrote this poll on the night of the election and I gotta go get my phone so I can read
it.
You gotta what?
Read it like three episodes ago.
If your old man wrote it, I want to hear it.
Just as Larry's gay.
He's like, fuck, not this time.
He's like, needles was right the whole time.
Yeah.
Dude, I do love the Mu Dang shit.
Yeah, no.
It's a different fucking pace because everybody's like, oh, there's porn on Twitter.
I don't get any of that shit on my Twitter feed.
It's all crazy shit.
Dude, that's weird too.
Crazy, crazy shit.
Dude, porn is insane on Twitter.
Is it really?
Jesus, dude.
Oh, dude, you're getting so aggressive today.
Such a tough guy.
Slap him in the heart.
I will come over and kick you in the ribs in a heart.
Try it, bitch.
Drop you like an old bag of ass.
My dad wrote this on the night of the election.
Right as Trump won and I wanted to read this shit online on the fucking show for the last
three episodes.
Nice.
He will read it.
I'm gonna fuck.
Trump won the...
You want me to hit him?
I won't.
Make the same noises as the call.
Trump won the Electoral College.
We finally have a president with some knowledge.
He also won the popular vote.
Although we know he's not one to gloat.
We finally have it right.
We have a president that will fight, fight, fight.
Yeah, that's it.
That's pretty good.
I like that.
He's an old man.
I'm like, that's pretty good.
He's into the rhyming.
He's like a rapper.
He's writing down rhymes.
And he's served our country.
Politics are fake and gay also.
Oh, yeah.
It's all another big sigh.
I'll tell you, I do like who he's put in place.
I don't.
I do.
A lot of Zionists.
Dude, who the fuck do you think you're gonna get?
Here's the thing.
That's the problem.
There's one person...
What do you mean it's a problem?
There was one person that was perfect.
That was Jesus.
Nobody else.
I was not saying perfect is very why you're misconstruing my words right here.
Who would you...
Did I say perfect?
I said Zionist.
I said somebody who is not Zionist then.
That's the problem.
I'm saying who?
Who?
I'll show you a list of people.
I have them.
I'm not gonna do it on air.
I didn't think we were gonna talk about it.
See, Bobert should be putting something.
I like her.
Listen, there are people that are funded by impact.
Yeah, because she's hot.
I've sent you the pictures.
That's not what it should be based on.
No, I mean she's hot.
And that's why you guys get bamboozled every time.
Let me tell you.
But there are people that are funded by impact.
And you hired Noam.
Kristi Noam is hot.
She might kill your dog but I'll chance it.
And the goat.
She might kill your dog but I'd like to pet her pussy.
We got the point Larry.
Jesus, man.
I was gonna say kill.
You just couldn't fucking help yourself.
I can't.
So I think she's good looking.
I think she's horny.
Gotta blurt it out.
But that's fine.
Listen, you know what?
When you go and you say stuff and Miriam Adelson gives you $100 million, you're basically
a bitch.
That's what they're doing.
They're picking these people and they're trying to steal the election.
And I'm not an idiot.
And it was like, oh that's just anti-Semitic and this and that.
When I look out my front door and I see these people who are all involved that are dual
citizens and they're getting money from APAC and the proven and shown.
They're just gonna get shaken up, that's for sure.
Yeah, but that's not really the thing.
Nobody, anybody that has dual citizenship should not be writing laws in our country.
Absolutely.
And not be really making this, like.
I agree.
Yeah, because they're not loyal to this country.
Make it a certain country.
That's the problem.
They are not loyal to this country.
You want to drain the swamp, get rid of our APAC first.
That's the first thing you do.
Get rid of them.
Make them, oh register.
Register as a foreign agent.
Yep.
Separate ourselves.
Cause when you drain the swamp, all you do is find a menorah.
That's all it is.
And everybody knows this and if you don't know this, you're an idiot.
Yeah.
So anyway, in Israel, they were offered so many other places besides like Palestine, like
the British government offered them Uganda.
She just gave them Florida.
And they didn't want it.
They're like Arizona was up in the toss too.
They're like no deal unless it's Palestine.
They had to have the Holy Land.
No, whatever.
And it's like, hey, we're gonna give them Arizona.
Well, dad was in talks.
I know that.
Yeah, Florida, Arizona.
There were other couple of places that back in the day.
Back in the day.
But Uganda, Uganda was a big one.
Uganda was huge.
Here's the thing though, man.
That's not the that's not the Holy Land.
Well, that's what you just said.
Yeah.
They want to be in the Holy Land.
They want this wall so all American politicians can kiss it.
Yeah.
We're a tiny hat and kiss it.
That's why they have the wall.
They got to take pictures of it.
That's all you do is put a note in there.
Yep.
No.
It is disturbing.
It is very disturbing.
Big Joe's been to the wall.
Usually that I know.
I tell by your nose.
Yeah.
He didn't wear a little hat or anything.
But you're still in the presence.
He didn't do any rock in her wailing, but he was there, you know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Right?
Isn't it?
Jerusalem, right?
Yeah.
It all seems silly.
But whatever.
Well, you know, the funny thing is too, they let their citizens walk around with AR-15s.
But then they control the media here and say it's bad.
Oh, no.
How about they don't let any immigrants or illegals in there?
Right.
They would not do that at all.
Yeah.
They could put it to the right.
And then the guy that we know that just used to paint beautiful landscapes.
Uncle Adolf.
And then all of a sudden one day woke up and was just like, these people are so bad.
I'm gonna die.
So that's the show.
Oh.
You wouldn't.
But that's what they tell you.
When he was the complete opposite.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean.
I heard he was a fucking lad.
I heard he was a riot at cocktail parties.
Well, imagine if you're all coped up.
All right.
Whatever he was.
He was getting math and shit.
Well, these get concoctions of other multiple things.
Yeah.
He was doing lots of things.
I wish I had Hitler's doctor.
I mean, he didn't live that long.
That's a good band name, Hitler's doctor.
It is, man.
I'm gonna write that down.
Yeah, I'm getting one, one in episode.
I get it right down now.
How do you say doctor in German?
I don't know.
Doctancy.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What time are we at now?
I don't know.
What time are we at now?
Subscribency.
53.
Okay.
I hate that.
Subscribency.
Yeah.
Hitler's doctor.
Hitler.
Maybe he's fucking Moudang knows him.
This Moudang.
This is a smooth.
You've never seen Moudang?
This is the little fucking hippo.
The piggy hippo?
Yeah.
He's never gonna get big?
Oh, he does.
Everyone already?
Yeah.
Oh, she's gonna get big.
She's already getting big.
She's a chunk.
Everyone's getting big.
A chunk.
Oh, yeah.
Moudang goes after everybody.
Yeah.
How dangerous is it?
He doesn't have teeth.
It's a baby.
Yeah, it will be dangerous.
Yeah, eventually.
Because hippos do, I think, kill the most people in the world.
Yeah, more than any other animal.
But that's how they get, like, because the keepers, in order to get them used to humans, they
get a mess with it.
They're fucking.
They're fucking getting riled up.
Oh, yeah.
It's going after everything.
Oh, man.
It's very funny.
Oh, man.
Yeah, the Hitler regime.
So as we're getting to talk about more government spending, we talk about the, did you see the,
who just failed another audit, the fucking, the Pentagon misplaced $2.4 trillion, $2.46
trillion.
Another 2.4 trillion.
Isn't that crazy that if we're in another lifetime that we see this, just like we were
just talking about with Rumsfeld, like, doesn't that make you think, like, maybe they're
plotting something?
Yeah.
Like, all of this government is spending.
Oh, at all.
I wish I had all the lists of what they did.
Like, gay Russian monkeys, they run the treadmill.
Oh, shit.
What the hell is that recent one we just sent in the group text?
What the hell was that one?
Um, yeah, it was fucking off the wall.
They like, no fighting.
Like they were fighting.
Oh, yeah.
The mice against each other.
They were over in effect.
Yeah.
Oh, that gets me back to another one.
Yeah.
They were, this one they were doing was the Beagle one.
You got to hear this.
This is, here it is.
The NIH spent $2.3 million.
$2.3 million injecting Beagles with cocaine.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I like that one.
Dude, why wouldn't they just ask me to do it?
I mean, right?
Dude, just, dude, you'd have many volunteers for humans.
Dude, just, and why do they always pick Beagles?
These people are fucking satanic.
Well, they also were injecting quails with cocaine, too.
What?
Quails, birds, you know, the quails.
Oh, yeah, no, they, but I mean, they were doing Beagles.
They were doing everything.
Like we said, they were making that a mouse fight club and over at fight club.
They were spending millions.
Like how long are they doing this for?
Yeah, for a long fucking time.
Yeah, I mean, millions.
I mean, who's selling them the dogs?
I think over the last year they spent half a million on the coke for the quails.
I'm not even kidding.
$475 dollars.
We're going to buy that for Colombians.
Yeah, I was going to say they could probably make it themselves.
Yeah, I'll middle-down.
There's got to be cocoa fields.
Pharmaceutical cocaine.
Yeah.
Is that 100 percent synthetic?
Probably, yeah.
I'd like to do some of that shit.
Okay.
Yeah, but isn't that crazy that they fucking, this is the amount of money that they will
just spend frivolously on drugs, on animals.
Why'd you know that?
How was that after, you could just go to fucking Portland or you could go to San Francisco
and see animals on drugs.
Yeah, exactly.
Did you ever see that pigeon fucking that was there?
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
Go to fentanyl.
We had the bag in the front of him.
Yeah.
That's why they spend this stuff, they give these, they give these scientist grants.
Mm-hmm.
Because they have to burn through them.
Well, no, because here, these scientists are the same ones that are like climate change
is killing, the cow farts are killing the plant.
Right, right.
They're the one, they're the yes ones.
And the one, they're the private jets, jetsetting, doing thong thousands and thousands of miles.
Yeah, they're the yes ones.
These are the scientists they ask.
Yeah.
Don't trust the science.
Do trust the science.
Which one is it?
Don't do any research on it.
Scientists fake.
Well, it's not fake.
Well, I'm going to stay on my word.
It's all about somebody's opinion and it's fucking, basically.
Depends on science.
Well, yeah.
Right.
And if it's a fucking big pharma science, they're going to sway towards what they want.
Yeah.
You know?
They're never going to tell you what really happens.
And then when they do tell you what really happens, they throw you in fucking jail.
Oh, so, yeah.
Right.
Sorry, I have to blurt this because I'll forget.
Blurt it, blurt it.
There was a, another guy that's a prediction guy.
Mm-hmm.
He was talking years ago.
Like Nasferatu?
No, Nasferatu.
Nasferatu is a vampire.
Nasferatu is a recent guy, though.
He's had some predictions come true.
I can't tell you what.
But he said, I think it was like 90 days.
Your stories are the greatest.
90 days after Trump gets elected.
Yeah.
That there's going to be an alien invasion.
Well, they already just had that UAP thing.
But that's what I'm saying.
So how many days?
I think we got like another 40 days.
That shit's all reverse engineered.
That's the fucking government using it.
But they're saying we're going to have an alien invasion.
We already have one.
It's going to be political.
It's called illegals.
Yeah.
So we're going to have a second alien invasion.
Maybe that's what they're talking about.
I'm more afraid of illegal immigrants than I am aliens.
Dude, you see all the Venezuelans are taking over Tennessee now?
Yeah.
Dude.
But who know?
You know what?
Listen, who knows if that's real or not.
Dude, I wish it was like.
It could be just a fucking, you know, I haven't seen anything on Twitter about it.
So I don't.
I wish it was like, how come it's like all these gangs are men?
I can't believe they'd be like all women gangs.
I'm sure they had that.
They had that in the Warriors.
The Warriors.
Yeah, the Lizzie's.
The whole girl gang.
I want to start taking over my town.
Like all these women start taking over my town.
But come on in.
They make you prostitute for it.
You're walking the track in short shorts.
That'd be great.
This GD I knew the other time.
He was a mesh vest.
The chainmail.
What was that, Larry?
Not mad.
Okay.
I knew it was going to talk some shit.
All right, well then talk some shit.
I was just going to say I knew some girls that were in gangs and shit.
And they were, it was fun.
They were cool and fun, but it's scary sometimes.
But you know, this kid came in and I was probably just.
Because they hold you by a throat?
By a knife?
Nah, it's just funny.
To beat them up.
Knock us to that.
That wasn't the scary part.
No.
They aggressively kissed.
Yeah, that was a good place.
They were aggressive.
I liked that though.
Yeah, but this kid would be, I used to buy dope out this one fucking GD and he would fucking get locked.
Okay, now he's in jail.
Now his brother starts dealing with me.
Now the brother is locked in jail.
And the girlfriend?
Now the sister, that's the other gang, sat in their fucking aisle and it would be Carlos
of these hot black chicks that would come over and fucking I'd be like, oh my God, this is unbelievable.
They're gonna party with you and shit.
I'd be like, yeah, yeah.
And then so fucking then all of a sudden they're gone, something happens.
Then the next thing you know, I'm buying it from his grandma in a fucking old ass Rick James concert shirt and shit going to a apartment and shit.
And it was fucking crazy.
And I was like, damn, the whole fucking family is in on it.
Oh yeah.
Nobody.
They gotta keep that business running.
Yeah, it was amazing.
He'd actually call me from jail sometimes be like, you know, I'm locked up, but here's my grandma's number.
I'd be like, holy shit.
I keep the money flowing.
Yeah, they know the fucking routine business.
You got a business pretty cool.
They're going to call you from prison.
That's crazy.
All right.
Well, dude, that's how they do it.
They don't fuck around.
Yeah, these fuckers.
And then if Mary went, they would make her as one of these guys would get her to drive.
I'd be like, what took you so long?
Oh, they wanted me to drive him here and then they wanted me to drive him there.
I'm like, every time, you know, they need a ride somewhere.
I'd be like, no, man, I got to go.
But Mary would get suckered into it.
I would feel bad and I told her no more.
I told them just fucking quit asking my girlfriend for fucking rides.
Yeah, we're sorry, dude.
Yeah, bullshit.
Okay, I got to I got to think time's free clinic automotive and veterinarian service.
If you don't know who to ring when your balls are in a sling, call time's free clinic.
Now accepting the EBT.
Yeah.
He's even helping illegals.
He actually is in his new adult novelty section.
He has his own Tom's house labeled Spanish fly that's easily dissolvable into her drink.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
So funny how he stuttered on her drink.
Well, I wasn't sure if I should say her.
Say her.
Well, I was going to say his or her.
You knew you would have got it anyway.
You knew someone was coming out.
That's all he knew.
You were fucking another bunch of said.
The truth is, is she really going to drug you?
Huh?
What's that?
You never know.
What do you think?
I don't know if it would really help her situation.
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
Is she going to really drug you?
Probably not.
Thanks for tuning in to the Larry Needle Show.
Have a great evening.
Peace.
Dude, it's like this guy's dream.
It's like this guy's dream.