time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Hey everybody, welcome to Larry Needles show. I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
And I'm Kiki.
We're releasing this link because what Sir, your woofers had a game in Wisconsin this weekend
and Larry had brand practice last night. So technical issues. Sorry to make you wait.
I got fucking hammered last night. God bless America.
Oh yeah, I was going to ask you how that worked out.
Nice?
Yeah, I can't really talk about it.
You probably shouldn't because it's very reckless.
I can see that smile on his face.
Yeah, you know, but it's not funny at all.
Here's the thing that I'm really happy about why I'm smiling is...
Because you're lying.
Spalding.
Yeah.
Spalding is off a house arrest.
Finally.
Well, he's about to get on house arrest.
And he can drink again. He's got a fresh brew.
He's got his own 40.
Speaking about spalling, do you think Joe Biden can fit his foot in his mouth?
Definitely.
He would love to eat this kid.
Literally, I love titties. I just don't walk around and stick them in my mouth.
I used to.
You know what I mean?
Like, you can't put a fucking baby next to this guy. He's biting it. He's nibbling on it.
Who the fuck just sticks a random baby's foot in its mouth?
And don't you think that they would kind of cover that baby up?
Because this guy's got a bad track record.
I wouldn't let my kid near that motherfucker for all the tea in China.
But what about the people that do?
They're crazy.
Is it that nuts, too?
You gotta be crazy.
Dude, it's like one thing to be like an old man grandpa and nibble on your like grand kid or something.
If it's your own grand kid, mate.
The playground.
Later, he got kicked out for doing it.
Yeah.
The nibbler.
He's a batman.
He's a batman criminal.
It's at all the playgrounds.
But yeah, like this guy's doing this on national television.
Multiple times, multiple locations.
This guy is about to pedophile every state.
I mean, I think I saw backstage doing this.
He's fucking maniacally fucking sniffing people.
Dude, who's the old neighbor and family guy?
Cragmire.
No, the old guy.
The Pino.
Oh, yeah, the pedophile.
Family guy? I thought it was Cragmire.
No, he's the old guy.
Oh, there's another.
There's an old guy with a long hair.
It's Chris.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys want to pop some?
I got some in the basement.
But yeah, he's for Halloween.
He's still on the fucking news favor.
But no, he's got a for Halloween to come.
The kids come to his house and he's got a pumpkin right where his balls are.
Go take one.
Take another.
What dude?
Seriously, this fucking guy.
This is kidnap your baby parts out of his mouth and he's biting off.
Do you know what I mean?
Traumatizing the kid.
The fucking president is a picture.
Of what? I don't know.
When this kid gets older, of his foot and his pedophile's mouth.
Here's when you were a baby and you met the president and he's like,
why did you let him do this to me, Mom?
He bit you, he put his foot in his mouth and then he sniffed you.
Dude, Biden sleeps with a poster of the cover of that Nirvana album with a baby.
That's like above his bed.
I just think they knock his ass out.
Dude, this guy is a fucking.
Let me tell you, here's my theory.
And this is by my own.
My first time I got arrested.
No, you don't want to go back that far.
Through my experience.
Here's what I see from Biden.
I think that motherfucker's been dead since before he even became president.
Because if you look at the guy, just the shape of his skull.
It's obvious that they got many actors playing him right now.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm going to tell you, what do these actors have in common?
They like to sniff and bite babies in their foot and their mouth.
So I don't care if it's a different clone or what.
Yeah, I know, I understand.
All these clones have the same premonition to put a baby's foot in their mouth.
They enjoy doing it.
He just stuck a baby's foot in his mouth.
On live TV at a Halloween party and people are like, what the fuck?
It wasn't just one baby.
Well, no, but I'm just chewing on an ankle.
He was chewing on some toes.
And these people were just like, get in there.
And then he comes out as a panda.
I wouldn't let that motherfucker near spalding.
What's that?
I wouldn't let that happen.
I would.
I want to see what he does to a fake baby.
I think spalding.
That's hilarious.
Spalding, right?
His baby's dead.
Yeah.
Who do we sell its body parts to?
Don't taste like the other black babies I've ever run.
Call it Planned Parenthood.
No, that thing coming out as a panda.
His wife, I thought, wasn't it Jill?
Dr. Jill.
You better say her right name, son of a bitch.
Do you know the significance of the panda?
The panda eyes.
No, panda eyes.
Right.
Needles, no.
Right.
He's a pedo.
Oh, that's two.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a pedo.
It goes both ways.
There's no way that that was Jill Biden in that panda suit.
That was somebody else.
Dr. Jill, son of a bitch.
You're going to get slapped tonight if you keep on mispronouncing,
misusing her name.
But her official title of not being a doctor of anything.
Yeah.
Oh, she's a doctor, all right.
I don't fucking know.
If I was sick, I would rather have someone else do it.
I bet you I saved more lives than Dr. Jill.
You probably have.
It all depends.
Children's lives or adult lives?
Adult lives.
Children lives in no way.
I mean, come on.
No.
I mean, how the fuck did you just like look at your kid?
You're like, it makes the Ashley by the Ashley fucking,
but he died every time.
Ashley Biden.
He fucking doesn't know where the fuck he's at.
He knows.
Let me tell you, he don't know where he's at, but once you put a baby in front of him,
he fucking comes alive.
He knows what he's at.
He knows what he's at, but he knows what the fuck is that.
He gets a little fucking oil once you put that dick in his mouth.
Man.
Jesus, who lets them get away with this stuff.
You mind if I just chew this one off?
Yeah.
Give it a fucking herpes and shit.
And you can look that shit up in the oils, giving babies herpes.
You can look that shit up.
On purpose, needles.
What's that?
On purpose.
No, they would suck the blood out of their, their rear out of their circulation.
Oh, they suck the blood off the dick?
Yeah.
Like fruitcakes?
Look, who the fuck lets that, who does that?
Look at that.
I mean, that is fucking.
Oh man, that changed our sound.
That's the light turned on.
That changed our sound.
Okay, well, I don't know.
I mean, I could hear it with the headphones.
I'm sure they won't hear it.
Well, you probably heard the click.
No, I heard the click loud and clear, but when I turned the thing on.
Oh, it's got a vibration.
All right, cool.
All right, let's do it.
I'm gonna stop turning it on and off.
Dummy.
What is wrong with you?
Jesus, are you too fucking smart?
It's like a baby's foot.
Okay, I got a story for you guys.
Imagine this girl, she fucks her way to different positions.
Is this a joke?
No, this is a true story.
I like where it's starting.
And she, and she fucks and sucks her way up the ladder.
She gets in that higher position, that's higher position.
You better say her name right too.
Yeah.
And she gets to the very top and finally she's at the very top and she's running for fucking
president.
And there's nowhere else to fuck or suck to get any, you know, everyone sees that she's
a fucking idiot.
Her name is Camel.
What is this fucking, it stops tails?
No, I'm just saying it's really like, it would be a great movie where this somebody fucks
their way to the top and they get so high up there that they.
They get lost.
Yeah, and it's such an important job that it's like overwhelming and freaking and fucking
crazy.
That's what we got going in real life.
She's a careful man.
When we hire new guys, I have a cup of coffee with them at the gang box and by the end of
that cup of coffee, I'm capable of doing it.
Oh yeah.
You can't fucking, you can lie all you want.
Every time you say gang box, I can't help but think, lock the gang box for liquid lunch.
That's so funny that we have more strict fucking ways of hiring people with a debt with a job,
you know, I'm an electrician.
Then the president.
At the same time, I'm going to trust this guy with my life.
Do you think I don't trust this fucking broad?
Here's my other thing too.
We're going to repeal the 19th amendment.
All right.
But there's this new movement saying that to do that, then we don't have to tax women.
So they don't have to pay taxes anymore.
That's fine.
You know what, I'm down with that.
I'll turn it into a tranny.
I have a girl now.
You're transitioning.
I don't have to pay taxes.
Hey.
I don't give a fuck.
Seriously.
But no, seriously, think about it.
Hey.
All these fucking people do it.
That sounds like a great idea.
A woman?
Women shouldn't be taxed anyway.
Well here, okay, well, okay, that's just another side story.
But all these videos you see in the fucking, all these videos you see in the fucking, what
do you call them?
Women though, it's like, oh, she's a woman and abortion.
It's like, okay, what about other shit though?
Like that's all you care about?
Come on.
You can't be thinking, you can't be voting with your fucking heart and your emotions.
I know, I think that's it.
There you go.
No more taxes.
No more voting.
And then I'm going to make a new amendment.
There's 27 constitutional amendments.
Let's make a 28.
The 28th, this is what I'm petitioning for is women cannot run for office of any political
stature.
And they can't be cops.
I mean, is that common sense?
Well, I think at that point in time.
The cop, they pulled me over and gave me my one speeding ticket that I've had in the
last 20 motherfucking maybe.
He's fucking shooting you.
You know what I mean?
Because I would have.
He's trying to run.
He's just getting up.
Kicks him in the back.
Now she insulted me.
First off, she accused me of my scooter being stolen.
And then she said, this thing seemed better days, huh?
And you're like, so on your pussy.
Yeah, right.
Both of them had road heart and put away.
That thing of smelling from here, you've got to make the cover.
Turn the AC up in your vehicle.
No AC in the winter.
It smells like a fish.
Yeah.
It's not a fish fry in that car.
That was a tilapia farm.
So we're looking for an.
You're going to love this.
Yes, here.
I talked to Kiki about this.
So he knows.
So J walking is now legal in New York City.
Can you guess why?
Because of the bums walking.
No.
Tell me.
So they gave 800 tickets in 2024 already.
77% of them are black and Hispanic people.
So it's racist.
Yes, it's racist.
So now the people that are committing the most crimes.
It's racist to say that.
Call them out on it.
So now they're just quashing all these tickets.
All right.
So now people could just fucking.
I mean.
Well, but you know, everybody is hurting and money.
Like tickets are big.
You know, you know, everyone knows that blacks are fucking what 12% of the people and they
cause at least fucking 50 to 70% of the fucking violent crime.
Well, I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing I'm pretty damn close.
FBI statistics will validate that.
Well, yeah, but they also altered those.
You know, anytime you hear about a gang of kids beating the fuck down out of somebody,
to death and shit.
It's never a bunch of white kids.
Occasionally it is those fucking kids in Colorado.
There's a couple of fucking gangs of assholes, but those kids are like rich kids and they're
almost doing it to be just that fun.
Yeah.
It was so fucked up that they fucking pulled, you know, picked out a kid in the crowd and
start beating them down at like a movie theater and shit like that.
That's fucked up.
There's still goofy fucking kids like that.
Got kids punk rock.
There's pieces of shit in every race.
Problems and whatever.
Well, that's the thing.
It's fucking, but the problem is is that.
But for the most majority of it, man.
Look at prisons.
How many people are in the prisons?
Yeah.
It all boils down to economic disparity.
Pretty soon it's going to be, you know, what's that?
Well, everybody's going to be let out because it's racist to be in prison.
Well, everything is racist, but you can only cry wolf so many times.
That's the problem.
Once you wear it out.
I mean, I don't know how it is in other prisons around the play, the war.
Oh, wait.
I have to say.
The country, but I know how it isn't in the places around, you know, like jails, county
jails here around here, this area.
But it's all the same.
You know, because there's certain counties where it's not so bad to get locked up in
as it is in other counties.
We know that.
It's about statistics and numbers.
It shows no matter what the overall national.
So then also the back end of that story is 158 Democrats voted against the bill to deport
illegal immigrants who commit sex crimes.
Man.
Because that's racist too.
How do you know it's okay to have sex crime?
So you can have a sex crime and most of these people get put on house arrest and they never
and they just disappear.
Sure.
And they don't or you know, they don't come to court.
Failure to appears.
They even said in Illinois that since they started using using cash bail, crime has gone
up 40 percent.
Yeah.
And failure to appear is like 600 percent.
If I was a criminal, I would have been like Santa.
Yeah, Christmas is coming.
It's yeah, right?
It's Christmas time.
Speaking of numbers going up, everyone's all up in arms about the abortion thing.
Row versus wave.
Do you know that abortions have doubled since they fucking changed that law back and left
it to the states that the numbers at least.
I don't believe in that.
Well, I heard it doubled.
Well, you know, here's the thing too.
When that when it happened, Supreme Court changed it.
There's only 13 states in the country that don't allow abortion.
And I guarantee there's probably some.
Well, the funny thing they made is you got to go.
You got to cross state lines to get an abortion.
It's like, bitch, how about you close your legs first?
Well, listen, I remember in the old days, man, like some some older people, I knew,
man, they might have had to go do some crazy shit somewhere that's not in a legitimate
fucking facility.
Not that those facilities are all legitimate anyway.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is kind of perfect advertisement for Tom.
If you don't want to rust a hanger, we got sterile stuff.
Oh, man, Tom's.
Oh, I got a great flag.
That was a Christian.
He has a flag fax for fax.
So you ever heard of the Bellamy salute?
No.
Okay, so the bill Bellamy, the rapper.
Is this a black guy?
Yeah.
And the Bellamy salute, identical to the Roman and German salute was used in America.
I mean, America to salute the American flag for decades.
Oh, yeah.
I just asked if you knew about it and you said no.
But I've seen people doing that.
Okay, so whatever.
I didn't know the name of it from 1892 to 1942.
In 1940, in 1942, Congress amended the flag code and replaced it with hand over heart.
Americans wouldn't look like Nazis.
Oh, just to say that is amazing.
That's cool.
So it used to be a good fact because you know what, there you go.
Hey, I got a rage against the machine of an EP album from back in the day and it shows
the kids all standing in the classroom.
Saluting the flag.
I mean, honestly, though, if you think about it, that's a way to salute the flag.
Did they do that to you guys when you were kids?
I salute the flag or hand over heart.
Yeah, hand over heart.
Nazis, the Bellamy salute.
No, not the Bellamy, brother.
The Bellamy salute.
Dude, I'll tell you what.
Bill Bellamy, do you ever see that movie, like, How to be a Player or something?
Oh, man, I don't think so.
It's actually pretty smooth.
I like it.
That's very funny.
No, that's pretty cool, though.
Fuck it.
I'll call it.
They'd say place your right hand over your heart.
I'm like, right hand, they'd be like, the hand you're right with, dummy.
All right, so I'm going to read some shit.
So it's the first of the month.
The first of the month.
I'm going to read my stoner thoughts from today's actually the second.
Whatever.
I'm just saying.
Oh, you gotta be serious, Larry.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck it.
All right, go back to boys.
In your face, needles.
In your bike backwards.
Okay.
All right, Ney Gigger.
I know what that means.
Do you want me to, who are we guessing?
Yeah, I don't know if we have to guess that.
Ney Gigger.
That's good.
I want to do a Tropic Thunder episode.
I'll be doing it in blackface.
You can be simple Jack.
Larry can be the Jew Larry Grossman that Tom Bruce plays.
And we'll let the, and we'll pick up, we'll have the fans vote for what scenes we have
to read.
I probably have the closest.
Grossman hands, but obviously the never go full retard one.
Never go full retard.
Dude, that's such an underrated movie.
Like the best is I don't even know what you're talking about.
I'm going to ask her across the board.
Come on, my movies were fun.
Oh yeah.
Christmas is coming and we're having our annual draw, Mohammed for Christmas.
Who can be the best?
Right.
And I mean like, I'm talking like cool shit, like make Mohammed serve and over the blood
of infidels.
Yeah.
And the winner with all his child brides.
And the winner will get one of the.
A free t-shirt.
No, no, no much.
Yeah, but then we'll also have their picture printed on our Christmas card.
They're also get a fresh pair of panties.
One of our listeners said.
But what do you call it?
And we have, we have merch also.
So we'll give you a merch.
It is very low brow shall I say.
It's good though.
If it's a, and it would be a mystery one too.
And I probably.
We're looking for surprises too.
Yeah.
Well, we do have our prescription pad, our standard prescription pad logo.
Yeah.
So merch.
Right.
And prescription.
And.
Oxys a lot.
Who the fuck is Larry Needles?
He's gonna put our phone number on there.
Yeah.
Oh.
A scribbled doctor.
Yeah.
A cartoon called Shekel Squirrel.
Shekelstein Squirrel.
Yeah.
Hey, what is this?
This is a rough draft.
I'm just fucking.
He just running through the tunnels.
He's got two curls.
He's got a big gut.
Uh, Nigelo Jigolo Tamidget Jigolo.
I can definitely see that.
We talked about this one.
Oh, yeah.
Ben Shapiro's sister Abigail should feed all the babies in Palestine.
Put those cans.
Those jubes.
That's a great word.
The jubes.
It is pretty good.
If black people flew the Millennium Falcon, do you think there would be a smoke alarm
beeping the whole time?
Definitely.
Oh, that made me like that.
Definitely.
That's like one of the best stereotypes I've ever seen.
Well, I'm screaming.
The picture I sent you with the lady or the neighbors were complaining that it's been
beeping for three months.
Oh, man.
Dude, I couldn't figure out what was going on, how to stop mine from beeping, and I ripped
that motherfucker down and it was hardwired into the house.
And I'm like, wonder why it was beeping.
Yeah.
And I'm like, man.
Oh, the battery probably still was dead.
Yeah, it was dead.
So I don't have a smoke alarm now.
I did.
That's not a way to do it, but okay.
I couldn't figure it out.
You know, I took the battery all the way out and it still beeps and I'm like, how could
it be?
Well, because you disconnected it, so it's sending the signal back.
Blackface group instead of black.
You know why it started beeping though, right?
It's not like it moved in.
Did you hear that blackface group instead of blue man group?
They're playing buckets.
They do play buckets.
That's why they're playing buckets.
Well, a blue man group.
Well, does the blue man group play buckets?
No.
I think they do.
Yeah.
I saw the smaller fucker on North Avenue playing a bucket the other day.
That's really good.
You gotta watch out for that shit, man.
And then one more thing, Porta Hottie's, which is like construction workers, like sexy construction
workers in front of Porta John.
Taking a shit.
The door open.
Yeah.
I think you'd already have a camera installed.
What's that, in a Porta John?
Sure.
Yeah.
That's the last place you want to go.
You'd have to scroll through too much.
You want to start.
It's not worth it.
You want to start a Porta Hottie.
It's going to take some work.
It's not going to come easy.
Yeah.
I'm not making scat films.
Well, no, you have a female one.
You have one for only females.
No, yeah, I would hope Larry meant that because it's all dudes.
Well, that's the thing.
These dudes aren't milkers.
No.
You don't have a women's bathroom, of course.
Thanks, Larry.
That's probably a good start.
I mean, it's not a bad idea.
Brain ideas over there.
Check out the big brain on there.
All right, guys, you might as well just go set up a toilet cam.
All right.
Basically, it would be in the stall.
So, yeah.
Yes, Larry, it would be in the stall.
It would be in the toilet cam.
That's probably a good idea.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, I think they have like Russian fucking toilet cam porn.
I don't get any of that stuff.
I'm sure they do.
I'm sure.
There was a guy that got busted.
I thought it was a hair where he was putting like Serena wrap in the toilets and the ladies
would piss in and then when he would leave, he'd go take the Serena wrap out of it.
I think we covered this before, but we could always go over it again.
I just kind of gave the whole gist of it away.
There's really not too much more to that story.
I think that was covered.
I mean, you get to begin.
The guy was a fucking pervert.
And then he got caught.
Exactly.
I like the Serena wrap.
It was covered.
I really, the ambition and the moxie of some of these perverts is astounding.
Yeah, right?
Like, they will go to any lengths.
I mean, the guy that's taken upskirt pictures of a lady at the mall.
Like, you got to be a horn dog to do that, man.
Do a new one.
Those are like in Asia.
It's weird you see these.
Yeah, but I think it happens everywhere.
Those are so horned up and they see a skirt.
They don't care.
Cheese around man.
Calm down.
Do I?
Yeah.
And it's all because of the Jews and porno.
What kind of fucking rabbi owns porno?
I mean, you know, I mean, granted the Christian, Cal, the priest had a rough time with the kids,
but yeah.
Well, you know, it's like Mel Gibson says, oh boy, he's had a lot of fun.
What is he saying?
Honestly, I'm on team Gibson.
He talks about he's like, I don't know.
He's like, what's real?
They say there's a duplicate church and this the one we're seeing with Fauci's best friends
with the Pope and all this shit.
Yeah.
He's like, you got to judge, judge these people by the fruits of their labor.
Right.
And their fruits aren't too good.
No.
It's like, how do we know?
Georgia tree by its fruit, right?
Yeah.
That's it.
Yes.
It's like, how do we know these people are all?
And boys.
I think they judge a fruit by its tree.
By his root.
Yeah.
It's something like that.
It's scary.
Oh, it's fucking scary.
Everything is scary.
That's a problem.
Any church that allows pedos to just relocate, right?
It ain't a church.
It ain't for God.
How about the countries that fucking Harvard.
It's satanic.
I mean, most of the local churches.
They have the right idea.
They're not associated.
I mean, they're, they're paying their dues.
But well, you gotta hope some of them aren't.
You gotta have faith too, man.
You can't just be a super fucking cynical until they prove you wrong.
That's right.
When they prove you wrong, you're like, ah, I should have seen that.
You gotta fucking know.
You gotta be able to have discernment too.
You gotta hope that God gives you discernment.
That's what I'm saying.
You just gotta hope that the parish doesn't fucking put a pedophile in there.
That's it too.
That's it.
You want to only lie on God.
These guys are fucking just pushing them around like yesterday's tomatoes.
Take a Mr. Priest.
Reverend Touchy.
Can I see your papers?
Yeah.
Let me see the papers.
See papers.
Well, first of all, anything where you gotta call the guy father.
He's not your father.
That's kind of weird too.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're fucking faggot.
Get the fuck away from my kids.
Nobody, you know, there's one father that's God.
That's it.
You know, and so by doing that, it just makes the whole thing you should know right away
that that is not fucking good.
Get on your knees and pray that sexual.
Hey, so where you going?
Are there Korean pastors?
I got an Indian guy is our pastor, Pastor Sam.
He's an Indian from India.
Jesus.
Fucking amalgamation of the church.
Are you going to?
I don't have a pride flag up to the no, no, no, no, okay.
Listen, that's why that's okay.
We just this church was this church was part of some Korean church in the city.
North Korean, right?
Yeah, exactly.
So anyway, the Lord, they started putting up a fucking gay flag and the people in the
church of these people belong to.
So you know what they did?
They're like, you guys and they split off.
They're like, no, we don't go to the video.
All right, good.
That's the church I belong to.
Yeah, they broke off from the fucking ones that were flying.
The white.
I don't know.
I've only been there for like, since like April.
But no, but that's good.
I don't think so.
I don't think there's any.
Because of that.
Yeah.
So that's one good thing.
Oh, you know what?
You know, I mean, when I went up with this to Wisconsin today, fucking Trump signs with
American flags.
Oh, yeah.
And then when I was down by rollers, it was Harris signs and flags and pride flags.
Yeah.
Well, someone was the fucking pedos sign on them.
Oh, man.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, the color, the color that you if you put four of them together makes the swaths
to come.
Sure.
That's the new gay flag with the triangle on it.
Yeah, that's what we should do.
We should do swastika.
I saw you that picture before.
Yeah, that's what we should make you merch.
Yeah, swastika pride flag.
I don't know what channel it went out though.
The meme said the ultimate pride flag and it showed four of them together.
Yeah, they cut them in the corner.
Yeah, it was great.
So did you I actually do you see that thing I sent you about that pastor?
He's he did the Sean Ryan show.
Oh, yeah.
He's the exorcist.
He was trained.
He's from Tennessee.
I heard of him, but I don't.
But it was interesting the way he was talking about all the exorcisms he's done.
He almost seems like he did so many that there's not enough days in his life.
Well, just like 3000 or some 30,000.
I don't know what he said, but he's saying that there was more and more happening all
the time.
Is that mental illness though?
Well, he says some are mental illness.
Dude, he's like, there's a form people got to fill out like a waiver.
No, he's like, there's so many now.
There's a form they have to fill out to so we can actually go and verify that it's actually
like a demon.
Like it's actually possession and weird.
Yeah, weird.
But it is like, but he's like, I was trained for two weeks, like 12 hours a day.
And it's like hardcore stuff.
They have prayers and he's like these demons.
He's like, sometimes they can be possessed by like 20 different demons.
Well, he's a priest.
That's what I mean.
That's what he gets paid to do.
So keep going.
Well, the cool thing is, I mean, well, not cool, but it's interesting how he talks
about how like they have all these demons that possess these, you know, they're told
not to ask demons name.
They don't want them to ask.
But as long as they say the Lord's name, like these demons like vamoos, they go unless
you gotta start saying unless it's like a crazy old demon from the Old Testament.
They're tougher to get rid of.
Like who are the who's the one that the Jews were sacrificing all their babies to?
Like it's the demon abortion.
The goat.
Yeah, that's the guy that they still fucking love.
Yeah, they say that.
But they say that.
That's a powerful demon like that's a lot more difficult to deal with.
And they say like Ouija boards, any of these bad.
Yeah, you're opening the doors.
Ouija boards, psychics, any of these people that talk to dead people.
It's like bad.
They say you're not talking to they're not talking to your dead ones.
They're talking to demons that were around when you were talking with your grandparents
or whoever that know that one thing that nobody else knows.
These are demons.
I believe that.
I believe that, Keith.
Well, you know what?
It does make sense.
It makes sense.
It definitely does.
But at the same time, there's like, listen, man, who the fuck knows our crafty.
I didn't see any videos.
That's what I tried to look for.
And there were no videos of this guy doing that.
I don't want to see that.
I don't know if they record that shit though.
I don't know.
I mean, they would for proof.
But he said like in Italy, there's like street vendors like you go like street exorcism.
No.
There's so many of them.
There's a lot of fucking meatball monkeys.
It's so ridiculous.
But like this is like fucked up shit.
But he said this is like the most evil fucking generation we've ever had.
Or like, oh, yeah, guess who it's pushed out by the fucking Jews.
Yeah.
That's going on right now.
You know, what do you call it?
It's like the Kansas City shuffle right now.
Like, hey, look over here.
We're just going to send in trannies and porn and fucking legals.
And what do you call it?
Because here, oh, actually, this is something else too that I wanted to get into.
So this fucking place, all right, I'm going to read you their mission statement.
This is what the first thing that comes up on your fucking website is we must combat
xenophobia.
Here's how we can.
Oh, geez.
That's the mission statement.
This is the mission statement.
Um, so basically.
This is a leading Jewish organization called H.I.A.S.
Okay, it's like the Hebrew immigration society.
I fucking forgot offhand.
I'm sorry.
But basically what these people do is they're funding all of these people to come into the
United States.
They give them they're like an NGO.
Well, finding all these illegal.
Yeah, like it's fucking crazy that, um, fuck, I had it right here.
And it shows like where they work.
Like they're it's fucking, um, basically, it's disturbing.
It's where they stand for a world in which refugees find welcome safety and opportunity.
Fuck, I should have had this all written up.
The problem is these people are refugees.
No, not at all.
They're illegal.
They're coming into this country illegally.
Well, here's the thing.
Nothing means what it used to mean.
They tainted the swastika.
Used to mean good luck.
Now it means a bad thing.
Well, India, India took the rainbow, which was a promise from God that he's never going
to float us out again and they made that into a game thing.
You know, he's fighting leprechaun and gold.
They took the word.
The Irish.
Right.
Exactly.
They took the word gay, which used to mean happy and made it a slang for homosexual.
But now when you look at a gay guy today, usually these motherfuckers are miserable.
Well, because yeah, I mean, look what I mean, I'd be a lot of times, not all of them, but
here's the farce of the best thing, drawing on our Jewish values in history, twist and
for a world in which refugees find welcome safety and opportunity.
You have to look in for a little bit.
Except in Israel.
You can look in borders to anybody.
If you look down the Egypt side, how bad the fucking wall is there.
It's fucking crazy.
Just like the Palestinians.
They still have like spikes on our heads on spines.
They don't fucking play by a fucking different set of rules, which is completely crazy.
Like we're talking about the fucking guy, the dude that admits to running people over
with the bulldozer.
Oh, this guy.
No, like, he admitted.
That was fucked up.
He admitted first of all.
To CNN, right?
To a CNN reporter?
Yeah.
On CNN, this guy's like, oh, yeah, I was running over Palestinian people, which is a fucking
war crime, first of all.
Uh-huh.
Like at the Geneva Convention, it's like these fucking people are fighting over a plot of
land that they technically started in 1917 and fucking Theodore Herzl actually with Zionism.
And the only thing he knows about a convention is don't tell his wife.
And then the Belfort, what's that?
The only thing he knows about a convention is please don't tell his wife what he did
when he was there.
Who?
The guy who ran over everyone with the bulldozer.
Oh, no, those guys are gay as fuck.
Geneva, whatever.
They're fucking raping people too.
Another on tape, another war crime.
And they think nothing is wrong with it.
They think it's acceptable.
They have dirt on everybody.
They're just getting away with shit right now.
Nobody's even fucking saying anything.
They're just bombing people.
Even when America is like, you gotta stop doing this.
They're like, no.
No, that fuck it's.
We do what we want.
But here, here's more money.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, here's the infiltration of our fucking government with through APAC.
We've already talked about this.
The Federal Reserve Supreme Court is 38% Jewish.
Fuck it.
Janet Yellen, my orcas, all these people.
And then that broad Maria Shekelstein down in Mexico.
Yeah.
Now they're running.
They got the south border.
They got fucking North America.
It's fucking my orcas is just he's got such a punchable face.
Oh, you did video that I sent you.
Kennedy was.
Well, cruise.
They're fucking crazy.
Needles back in the original book we read.
That's 10 fucking years old or more that that's called enemies domestic and foreign.
Yeah.
What's the name?
Edward Hadden.
Great.
Great book.
And and it said how the Mossad has its tentacles in every single aspect of the US government
of all of almost everything, though, all branches, not only the government, but of Hollywood.
Right.
Everything.
Deep.
And we also know that 109 countries, these people have been kicked out of once they kicked
out of Spain.
They had a great gold revolution.
But doesn't that raise like a red flag?
How come nobody's asking like, how come nobody likes you?
If I get kicked out of a bar 109 times, I blame the bar.
You know what I mean?
It's like, how come nobody's asking this question?
Oh, this bar stinks.
They keep kicking me out.
How come nobody likes you?
Where do you go?
Well, obviously it's apparent.
It's a, you know, it's a.
It's a scratcher.
Somebody didn't wake up one day and like, I hate the Jews.
I'm going to exterminate them.
You know what I mean?
No, exactly.
It's like, why are you what led to this?
At the same time, they're just going to keep on doing what they want because no matter who
wins or loses, the Jews still win in this competition.
The presidency.
Sure.
If you look at this thing called Project Esther, I didn't know if you looked into that.
I didn't.
Okay.
So Project Esther basically is this bill that they're trying to pass against anti-semitism.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And they're going to start with the people protesting the Palestinians and then they're going to
work their way down basically to free speech.
I was just going to say, so no more free speech.
Yeah.
So then, and then they're just going to trickle down into people talking bad about Israel.
When you're not being anti-semitic, you're telling the truth.
That's the problem.
People don't like to hear, oh, six million Jews died.
Okay.
Well, the proof and the facts and people on video have said, well, maybe that maybe that
didn't happen.
Numbers.
When they looked into these, these so, so, so called gas chambers, I'm getting all riled
up.
They scraped the walls to see what was on there.
And there was, there was like, cloned B. There was chemical agents that they were used to
cleaning the place.
What's like, cloned B.
That's the gas that they said that they used on them.
And if you even go to, yeah, it's like, I'm being like, if you go to Wikipedia, which
I don't trust at all, that even says that 1.1 million died.
But if you're a Holocaust denier, because this is, it's just like the blacks with slavery.
This is what they hold onto.
This is what they hold above our heads.
Right.
If you don't believe this happened, then you are an anti-semitic.
And now we're going to get the E.L. after you.
And we're going to, you know, and then.
Here's the same thing that happened to Irish though, when they came here.
Well, the Irish was, well, yeah.
The Italians, it was the same thing.
The Poles, same thing happened to everybody.
Everybody's been enslaved.
And honestly, that's why like, our grandparents, they were told, like, they told the children,
like, my parents, like, no, you're not going to speak Italian.
You're not going to speak Polish.
Right, right.
We're American now.
We speak English.
And this is for safety too, at that point.
Yeah, no, you got to blend in.
You couldn't be afford.
Even if you stuck out like a sore thumb.
And people knew, but you know, and then if you could look back, oh, I wish I remember
the guy's name that came up with the term, the Jew that came up with melting pot.
That's a good one.
And all this crazy shit.
You know, where does these fucking curly cues come from?
I don't know.
It's a part of the religion to not cut that.
Well, yeah, but I don't want to know more about that.
Yeah, but what the fuck they got curls?
Like, Ashkenazis?
Yeah, but it's like.
No, that's acidic.
Oh, that's acidic.
Yeah, that's it, yeah.
But it's like, I mean, why do you want to stand out like that?
It's just fucking weird.
Because that's what they want to do.
Yeah.
That's the whole thing.
You go to certain parts of New York, they're fucking thick.
Yeah, the Jew I wear, they run all over.
Yeah, but that's what you can tell.
I'm just talking about the guys with the curls.
They got a place called the Diamond District, or they did at least in fucking.
Well, that's what started my dad.
When I was a kid, they're there.
Yeah, and they're walking around with the flat coat.
And they're fucking long.
Little hats that needles likes that big for one.
And I like that little hats.
Oh, tiny hats, big problems.
Yeah.
Whatever.
The problem is, like I said, there's almost drain the swamp.
You're going to find a menorah.
That's all you're going to find at the bottom of that swamp.
Oh, you're going to find a few menorahs.
Yeah, well, I'm just saying, just one big one.
Yeah.
And the problem is that nobody seems to care.
The Jewish influence is like Larry said, the tentacles reach far.
I was talking about Maloney.
Deeper than you could imagine.
The Mossad was spying on the Prime Minister of Italy.
I think that's what's called the Prime Minister.
I wouldn't doubt.
And four Mossad agents were arrested.
Wow.
They actually arrested these people, which is unheard of.
Well, they may get arrested, but they may be released.
Well, yeah.
How did they figure out their agents?
What's that?
Well, they were tapping their phones.
They were stealing information from people.
And they traced it back to these guys?
Yeah, because obviously they have to do it during everything.
They're a dude.
Yeah, they really, everything.
And the thing is, we fund them to fight against us.
They are not our allies.
And they don't share the furthest from an ally.
Yeah, they do not share.
We hand them money with one hand.
They slap our hand away with the other.
And give us a cut back.
They grab the money first.
There's a couple shekels.
Yeah.
You know, the fucking, why do we need you?
What good do you do for us?
Well, that's the question.
Yeah, what do you do for us?
Okay, we understand we let you into this country.
And because we under the assumption that you were oppressed.
Yeah.
Well, and think about it, you know, out of the seat under false pretence.
Would we have issues with the Muslims?
I mean, there's a lot of extremist Muslim Muslims that don't like any other religion
or whatever, but they would be stay.
They would be in the desert and they would be in Africa, but they'd have no chance of
getting America.
They'd have no beef with us because they couldn't have a beef with us.
But now that we've backed Israel for how many decades, now they can't stand us and they
hate us.
That's why everybody has a beef with us.
Because we meddle in everything.
No, it's because we used to have a big stick that we would wield with sanctions.
Well, when we would go on tour, no matter what country, people were shocked that I would
be cool or like that.
I wasn't a big fat guy or whatever.
That's a misnomer given by other countries.
Well, I'm telling you what people would tell me.
Yeah.
My face is like, wow, you're from America because they hate us everywhere, man.
They expect us to be assholes.
They really do.
All propaganda used against us because of a couple bad apples.
The propaganda is set to the point where they expect me to be like, fuck you guys.
Or just be rude.
Yes, be rude.
Well, think about it.
50% of this country are idiots.
50?
Yeah.
99%.
Well, I hope not that much, girls.
I'm going to agree with everything.
And that's one of the things.
I hope that it's not 99%.
No.
Well, it's a high percentage of just ignorant, dumb people.
Yeah, it's just that we know 15 million people more than they have 400 something million
with all the illegals that they've let in.
Dude, I'll tell you what, though.
I mean, even like in my gym, there's a lot of foreigners talking to a lot of these guys.
Okay, 25% of the country.
Yeah, well, I'll give you that.
How's that?
Well, these foreigners, I talk to a lot of them in the sauna, just shoot the shit.
We're all on the same page, man.
I bet you you are.
And then what?
This is a big, so-
All of a sudden, there's a hand on your leg.
There's a hand on your leg and you're all on the same page.
So we talk?
Yeah.
Exactly.
It's amateur stuff.
They're in the sauna.
I guess so.
I'm not used to that.
Would you like to head to the steam room?
Yeah.
The time we at?
I think we can still, we got time.
Okay, just checking.
Yeah.
Another 10 minutes.
Okay, swimming short for feet is gotta go pick up Chinese food for his mom.
Yeah.
I thought he had-
That girl needs Chinese food.
I thought he was going to a horror house at first, and I heard the word Chinese.
Yeah.
That would be Asia.
I'm like, damn.
And it wouldn't even-
Get it right.
It was funny though, he's like ready to-
He's like, I gotta be there before they close.
I'm thinking wait a minute.
It's been a while.
Oh, this is funny.
Remember we talked about that chick that used that suicide pod?
Yeah.
Okay, so the first lady, remember the suicide pods in Switzerland?
Where you'd go there to die?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen to fucking this, dude.
This is crazy.
So she uses the suicide pod, so what they do is they put her in there, and then they open
and close it and make sure the seal works, you know, and then it injects nitrogen gas,
and it joked you to death basically.
All right, this motherfucking thing malfunctioned, okay?
And she was strangled to death by somebody that was there at the crew.
He's like fucking, oh my god.
Four people have been arrested.
Wow.
The head of the company has, so the first woman to use suicide pod had to be strangled
to death due to malfunction.
Dude, imagine the guy working there.
He's like, I feel good.
I'm gonna function.
This happened fucking yesterday.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
That is fucking Lord have mercy on their fucking souls.
Holy shit.
I looked at another site, so I think this is real, but there's Philip Nietzsche, but
that sounds made up.
It's kind of funny how it malfunctioned on the first try, the first go around.
Absolutely.
So the pod never been used before.
It allows in person inside the fucking device to push a button and injects nitrogen gas,
and then they fall asleep by suffocation.
Dude, you know the weird thing is, most of the...
Oh, okay, so this was five weeks after the incident, so five weeks ago.
So he was the only person present when the woman died describing her death as peaceful,
fast, and dignified.
So shout out to Will it.
They lie.
Dude, so they said fucking, then the prosecutor says, the Swiss prosecutor thinks that death
might have gone differently.
Raising suspicions that she might have been strangled.
Intentional homicide.
Maybe going to die peacefully.
Or she knocked out at the time he strangled her?
Was she already a little bit unconscious?
Probably.
That's how you like them, right?
A little bit unconscious.
That's your memoirs?
That's a title.
That's a good one.
That's a crazy one.
No, I'm going to write that one down.
That's a good album name.
Yeah, and definitely it's a good something.
That is cool, dude.
No, but you know, we'll see a little bit unconscious when they start to choke on you.
Did they start to choke on her?
Or was she, you know, choked out from the start on force?
Or did she say, okay, fuck it, the thing malfunctioned?
Maybe it's a sign from God.
No, bitch, we're going to kill you.
You're already paid.
Exactly.
Think about it, dude, fucking go there to go die and then just get choked out by some fucking Swiss dude in the fucking woods.
Which is kind of weird.
I mean, I don't fucking...
How the hell does this guy just decide, I'm going to choke her.
Well, you gotta make it...
But think about it, when he's going to the corner, she's going to have that literature marker.
You know what I mean? She's going to have marks on her neck.
She had two big...
She died in the pod, yeah.
She's been wearing a choking collar.
Jesus, man.
That's fucked up.
It's weird, nitrogen, huh?
I mean, isn't... they say we breathe oxygen, but isn't most of the air nitrogen, like 70% nitrogen?
30% nitrogen.
I don't know the percentages, but...
I know we do, we are breathing in nitrogen, though, you're right.
Well, maybe they put in something else.
I mean, 100% so it's just nitrogen.
I wonder if they mix it in. I mean, they got to mix something in.
There's another...
That's wild.
A former Democrat mayor, former, I put in quotations.
So you just drift off to sleep, ideally in this pod?
No, she got choked to death, bitch.
Not this pod.
Not on male function, man.
Diggy bra, and fucking God, and fucking choking to death.
So this is probably going to deter people from whining.
Oh, you think, Larry?
I mean, you could pay me five grand, I'll do it.
Dude, this guy probably made up a... real quick, he made up a coupon.
If the tip machine doesn't work, we will strangle you.
I'll strangle you.
They have 397 applicants.
Holy...
That's fucking disturbing.
Yeah, that many people want assistance.
It's sad.
You need to be like, Kevorkian with his van.
Yeah, right?
Of tricks.
And then, so this former Democrat mayor, Joel Bierman.
Bierman.
Sounds fake as shit.
Got a man of Maryland charge of 28 counts of possession and distribution of child porn.
What is wrong with these people?
Well, here's the deal.
I don't know if I believe...
Oh, don't you defend child porn?
I'm not defending it, but I don't just trust it anymore,
because all of a sudden, that's all they got to do to download your computer's child porn,
and then all of a sudden you're...
He's guilty.
That's true.
It's not one of the... I mean...
I'm not to say for this guy, but...
You gotta be careful with that.
You see your Nambla card, how many punch holes are on it?
I'm gonna get rid of my computer.
You get a free sub if you know what I mean soon.
Oh, jeez.
Your tenth punch.
Is that for ages, too?
Your first punch all day.
Already working way down.
I don't know all that stuff, but all I know is it's fucking disgusting and zickening,
and that guy should have been dragged out in the streets, shown five people the evidence,
and then shot right in the back of the head.
No, he should have been dragged naked by his feet on the front side.
No, well, this... well, the Pito?
They gotta be naked.
No, he's be killed.
Yeah, and the other thing is, is if they could find any of the victims' relatives to distribute the fucking...
Beatings.
Yeah.
That would be the best.
Well, yeah, and I for an eye.
Oh, yeah, brother.
I mean, it works out.
It's a testament that you're...
For Pito's shit, yeah.
I mean, that's deserving of eye for an eye.
Well, I don't know what the shit in that acceptable.
That's the only thing that Jesus doesn't go for.
Like, he doesn't want to...
It's fucking rampant.
It is rampant.
Like, there is so much disgusting shit going on with poor children.
Those motherfuckers, they need to make... send a message.
Shoot you right in the fucking head, and then you'll... you know, keep on doing it to 100 fucking paddles,
and maybe somebody will be like, ah, you know what?
It's a bad idea.
I know that sounds better than you.
It's like, killing an older person, whatever.
I get it.
Yeah.
Like, kids.
Kids, you know.
How does that make you live with that?
You know, kids, you see an old lady, and he needs some money to keep partying,
and she's got her purse.
No, not even.
He's just talking about killing for sports.
But even that, it's like, alright, the person's lived a longer life.
I'm not... like, that's not as concerning as like, killing a child that's...
That just gives me...
Oh, yeah.
Or doing just horrible stuff to it.
Yeah, killing it is...
Even like, abusing animals.
That's another thing.
Absolutely.
I can't deal with that shit.
Hitler's like the animals.
Yeah.
He wasn't a bad guy.
He wasn't hitting his dog.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what, though.
Anytime there's an animal abuser, they turn out to be serial killers,
and I'll never forget...
Well, not all of them, but...
George, our guest, that was on here.
I won't name names of his girlfriend at the time.
I just did.
Alright, so how are you gonna name the person?
This guy George, I'm not gonna name names.
No, everyone knows George from a couple episodes ago, but I'm not gonna...
That was our most viewed one on YouTube before they started fucking shadow banning us.
It's called Sexy Sexy Girls or something like that.
Alright.
And so, there's this little boy that's the son of this chick that he's going out with.
It's not his kid or nothing.
Hop along, Cassidy.
Come on, let's go.
Yeah.
His kid is hurting animals and shit.
Oh, that's not good.
And I told George, this kid's gonna grow up and be a serial fucking killer.
He just ate a lot of life.
It's a possibility, yeah.
Lucky charm.
I wonder, though, that kid, you know, right about now, he's at the serial killing age at this point.
That was how long ago it was.
Okay, and?
Yeah, I wonder what's going on.
Jesus Larry.
We gotta get George on here, have him investigate, and then we'll get him out.
What do you think George is doing too much investigating right now?
He might want to investigate something like that.
About some kid that's a serial killer?
That's not something you really don't want to go investigate.
So you're a step kid?
No, but it's not hard, you know.
Are you a serial killer?
No, you see the mom and you say...
We start going to get his drawers, see if he's got any trophies.
Weird trophies around.
Yeah.
Ear, necklace.
He's looking at drawers and seeing if there's any fingers or ears or anything.
They like to cut the nips off.
He's got nipples on the chain.
He uses them as like, what are those things, conclatas or whatever they're called.
They're called...
He's got like, he makes his own?
Yeah.
What makes doorbells out of nipples?
He makes whatever.
Yeah, he's got like eyes of pictures.
Yeah, he's got collage though.
He's really like nips.
Where are you getting them from?
None of your business.
I don't know, they take weird trophies though, which is very funny.
Very funny.
But, uh...
Oh man.
What do you call it, the fucking...
That's pretty shit.
I think you could figure it out.
If the kid's a serial killer?
See if he's some kind of...
Well, wait a minute.
Why don't you try to figure it out later?
If he's old enough to be a serial killer, is he still living at home?
No, he don't live, he lives somewhere else.
No, you gotta do a little research.
So, there doesn't even know where this guy's at.
I don't even know the kid's name.
He's probably gonna be alright.
Let's just say it on the, over the air here.
See if this house stinks a little bit.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Go smell the vents when he turns around.
Like, Gacy.
Yeah, man.
I don't know.
If I was in this house, all I smelled was bleach.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Do you know what I'll tell you what, those Gacy clown pictures?
Pogo.
They get me every time still, man.
And it was like...
You know what it fucking stands for?
Polish on the go.
Oh jeez.
Because I was always on the go, I'll pole it, Pogo.
And it's fucking...
Poking little kids on the go.
Yeah.
He was a man of power.
He knew the governor, I think, mayors.
No, he met fucking Carter's wife.
Yeah, he was a...
He snipped meth with her.
He what?
No, he was...
He fucking smoked crack with her.
He was an old doll.
He was old school, man.
He was a drinker.
Yeah.
That's what they usually are.
Yeah, right.
They're usually fucking drinkers.
He was an excellent drinker.
He drank down a fucking bottle of J&B.
I mean...
Why are you saying just the weirdest stuff?
Who was the bitch that had the fucking...
Oh, Betty Ford.
Yeah, Betty Ford.
Man, him and Betty Ford sat there and drank down.
I don't know.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't know at all what you're talking about.
You're just making the weirdest shit up right now.
After we just told you, I think it was Carter's wife.
Was it Carter?
Yeah, we just sat there.
I said Rosalind.
Wasn't Rosalind fucking getting the bottle, too?
How do I know?
I wasn't there.
That bitch looked like a fucking...
That looked like a man.
They're all men, I think.
Yeah.
I think Kamala Harris is a man.
I think so.
I really do.
She didn't look bad when she was young.
No, listen.
Every time I see a chick that I want to fuck now, I ask my wife,
do you think that's a man?
Let's go flick him in the atoms, Apple.
That's what I do.
And sometimes I'm like, that's a man.
Okay.
And then you start breaking up.
It's crazy.
Because Mr. Rex opened my eyes.
Because before that...
Yeah, shout out to Mr. Rex.
He thinks everyone's a man.
I gotta say, I just fucking took a...
There's a lot of loud air, man.
If you're looking for a bush...
Oh, man.
That's a man.
That's a man, baby.
That's a man, man.
And if it's not, it's one ugly bitch.
Yeah.
And that...
Now, that's a man.
Okay.
Janet Reno?
Oh, man.
That's a man.
I think Nancy Pelosi is Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Wouldn't that be great?
She's got some great cans.
They went to the same doctor.
She did.
Yeah, whatever.
She's a fucking...
All right.
You know what?
You should write her a letter.
Tell her that...
Yeah.
Tell her sorry that your husband...
Nancy, I love you.
...let them pay you hammer sex.
Speaking of that, do you see that...
The guy got life...
The guy got life in prison without parole.
It's like you'd think he would have murdered the guy...
Yeah.
...with his ass in bullshit.
Oh, he just hit him in the hammer in his underwear.
Yeah.
I want to.
Did he...
The best thing...
And then get him kidnapping.
It's one of the charges.
Well, insider training...
Yeah.
And let the guy in and you're both in your underwear.
Kidnap the sausage.
What the fuck?
He kidnapped my sausage.
Dude, who like to say that's a weird job, man.
Fucking people are so weird, man.
Kidnappers wouldn't just answer the door.
Yeah, with the hammer in their...
In their undies.
Absolutely.
I'm surprised he didn't get shot.
But this is funny.
Well, the call that comes...
That's why he's tidy.
...my lover's a little off kilter today.
Yeah, my lover.
He didn't answer the door in the hammer in his undies.
Don't shoot him.
And here's the other weird part, though.
We all know that anybody with half of a fucking wrist can fucking smash someone's head so
hard with a hammer that there would be lights out forever.
How hard did the guy actually...
I think this is a frame up, man.
Did he really even get hit in the head with a hammer?
I think there was a...
Think about what would happen if you hit someone...
Even a limp wrist hit with a hammer.
He'd fucking have the guy retighted.
Yeah, it didn't happen.
I think they were using it as a sex toy.
It didn't happen right.
That hammer was up his ass.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Was it a play hammer?
Like, yeah, what the fuck?
It was a squeaky one.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Because there's no fucking way.
There's no fucking way.
Yeah, squeaky cheeks.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it's squeaky every time.
Even a light tap, like Kiki just said, a light tap with a hammer was fucking not good for
a man.
He'd be bloody as fuck.
Yeah.
I mean, even for...
It didn't happen.
A regular hit with a hammer?
Yeah, it was a little...
He's a limp wrist fanook.
Yeah.
So, right there.
Yeah, but even...
He's got a little sugar in the tank.
Yeah.
Maybe they both had a hammer.
Or maybe the hammer was in the guy's ass and then he tried to hit him in the head with
the hammer.
I don't like hammer ass.
Hammer ass.
Yeah.
I'm gonna play some fun.
That's where he got that nickname.
I was wondering.
But life in prison, man.
They're not in the legal school that are raping and killing children.
Yeah, right?
That's where his nickname, Hammer, asks it's a whole new meaning.
Yeah.
He's gonna hammer that ass.
He was some kind of fanook, though, anyway, right?
Well, I would think so.
Larry, I mean, he just don't...
He's not his lover.
It seems like...
You don't answer to do anything.
I don't know what kind of...
It seems like he had the guy's phone number in advance, though.
You never hear about them saying, we confiscated Paul Pelosi's phone and went through there
and, oh, long be held, there's 138,000 texts between him and...
Oh, yeah, no.
Should I bring the hammer?
Yeah, exactly.
He didn't call him when he broke into the house.
That's...
He called him half an hour after he was in there.
Here's the other...
I think...
I mean, it didn't happen instantaneously.
Exactly.
I think the move is actually called a greasy hammer.
Yeah.
Greasy hammer got out of control.
Exactly.
I think those two fanooks were all fucked up.
Mm-hmm.
They were all into...
They hit a nitrate starting to go, yeah.
They hit two poppers.
Oh, man.
Yeah, something was going awry.
A little too much of a mess.
Yeah.
Something was going awry.
Nancy was out of town and shit, you know?
Nancy was out of town.
She was drinking her Dream of Chrome fucking scary children.
Uh-huh.
Well, they apparently were having the same issue we were having.
The camera wasn't working.
Yeah.
People getting frustrated.
Yeah.
You know, I pulled out the hammer, put it in my ass.
Here's the other thing, though.
The other great thing, though, is they have a security duty on detail at their fucking
house, man.
Well, she wasn't home, though.
Yeah.
I don't know if she was home.
He calls up security.
Yeah.
Please turn the cameras off.
Yeah, can you go give me some baby oil and some big rubbers and another hammer?
We broke the handle off this one.
Yeah, this one's giving us spoilers.
Hey, should have stabbed him in the heart with a metal handle.
The claw's not sharp enough on this hammer.
Man.
Oh, man.
That is some fucked up shit.
Well, it's fucked up that it's right in front of our faces and this guy gets a life
sentence.
It's terrible.
What did he really do?
Answer the fucking ad.
I'm practicing this for K-Side.
I'm sorry.
He'd be the first guy I pardoned if I was Trump.
Me, too.
You farted her ass.
Before any business.
Before your name now on though.
You have to change your name to Hammerass.
I can see Trump.
First, let me pardon you.
Oh, good ol' Hammerass.
Also, just to piss off Nancy.
You should buy him a tent for Nancy's yard.
Oh, look at, no, we need to fucking...
You start camping on the news.
An Hammerass could live there.
And you fucking hang me in quarters right in front of her house.
Put it right on a flat bed and just drive from politicians' house to politicians' house.
Pull him out.
Long new time.
Seriously.
And all fucking ate.
Fuckin' put a hand on my arm.
That would be a utopia, wouldn't it?
Yeah, Kiki's gotta go though.
What time are we looking at, kids?
Oh, yeah, shit.
Oh, man.
This is gonna be a very precise fucking Larian Needles episode.
Except for the beginning, Snafu.
Yeah, that's all right.
What happened in the beginning?
Well, we couldn't record it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We gotta go.
You guys are gonna ramble on like...
Yeah, we did that though because that was before we figured out.
Yeah, of course.
We had to download some new shit.
Let me get my...
So fresh and so clean.
Right.
Let me get my official exit theme ready here.
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They could take care of whatever you got going on.
If you got a splinter in here.
I'm just about to say that.
Seriously.
If you splinter up your ass, don't be a guest.
Just call Tom's Free Clinic.
I was gonna say something else, though, but...
All right.
Well, hey, double it up.
Give Tom an extra shout out.
Something's on your balls.
Don't be appalled.
Call Tom's Free Clinic.
Well, he's probably Tim Walls.
That's a good answer.
That's a money way to look at it.
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We didn't say that.
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I think you did.
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We're done with YouTube, yeah.
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