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And the Needles.
Show. Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry. I'm Needles. And I'm Kiki. As usual.
I'm real glad to be here. Set Girls here.
I just want to say, I want to say, I just want to start off by saying
RIP to Fallen, my brother who died.
Who was also a big Larry and Needles fan who was going to come on the show
and never got to come on the show. Billy.
So this show is dedicated to Billy and his kids.
That are still alive. Yeah, I didn't know that. That's sad.
Yeah, that was the part of the show. Out in the driveway, the red car.
My dad just took it to CarMax. Well, he didn't take it to CarMax today.
We took it to a guy that he knows that has a delay to sell it.
RIP Billy. Yeah. We find a way to heaven. You know what pisses me off?
Fucking Halloween. I hate Halloween. Satanic holiday.
Oh, it's a pagan holiday, yes. But also like these people
there's just people down the street. Guy, girl,
no kids, no nothing. And they do the house up. And what is this meant to do?
Attract children. Yes. You know what I mean? Very, very odd.
It is one day a year you get to have children come to your house.
And you hand them candy. What you tell them to not do all year long.
Don't take candy from strangers. Now you tell them go to the house and ring the doorbell
and grab some shit from them. And these people go away.
You don't have kids. Yeah, and they go, dude, this guy has, you've got a jeep.
He has a skeleton on the back of the jeep
and the spare tire. And he doesn't live in Florida?
Like this is just for Halloween? Just for Halloween, he put it on there.
And then she has a skeleton in her car that she drives with.
Now, I mean, they are from up to the dirt. They probably go to Disneyland together
and they're probably chunkered. Yeah, no, no kid Disney.
I was gonna say, I could have bet money on that.
I saw a guy the other night, me and Mary went out to eat and on the way out of the restaurant it's dark out.
A guy rode by with the ghost rider.
Shit, where it actually looked like he was on fire. Yeah. But it was more like
the Jason mask, you know, just the plain face.
But he looked like he was all lit up like he was on fire and he's riding down the street
real slow down the main drag. I don't understand it.
It's not even near close to Halloween. I saw this guy two weeks ago.
But the problem is, as soon as you get the first people
on the floor, I know I think people fucking decorating before that shit.
Like, I just don't understand this chap on the corner for my house.
Full like the 15 foot skeleton and all the decorations up
on September 1st. Oh yeah, they're all ready to roll.
You should decorate like a nerd.
Now go to that house. Definitely.
My house looks like an actual haunted house without decorations.
Kids don't come to it. Well, I just don't understand
like you said with Disney people, there's like this thing. I don't know if you're trying to recreate your
childhood. I don't know if it just seems very creepy. Or you had a bad one.
That you're like, sitting, like chumming the waters for children.
Yeah, it just fucked up, man. And really, like, there's
fatties of excuse. Well, I'm just going to have one candy bar today.
It's all the way. Well, how many of those little pieces equal one candy bar?
That's up to them. Yeah, that's subjective to your tastes, which is
hilarious. But I like I said, I don't I don't understand what
the fascination is with this pagan holiday, which OK, if you have kids, that's a different
story. But I see these people like I know people that get into this
shit, like decorate the shit out of the house. I mean, younger girls,
I understand their thing. They want to get slutty. Well, yeah, that's one time
a year they can try to get behind that. Yeah.
I have no qualms with that. Oh, you want to be a slutty nurse once
a year? That's right. Other nurses. As long as you're a head nurse.
Yeah, it's funny. The guy with the mammogram machine. Do you ever see that?
Put the boobs in. Hands to hand. No, it wears it on his head.
And you put your boobs in the condo. That's free mammogram.
That's great. Now, that's a guy thinking, yeah, exactly.
Or the people that dress like the twin towers with planes
going into. Yeah, they're not. Yeah, there are some clever.
The costumes are pretty funny. But if you take it to this next level where it's like, OK,
you know, you're all excited when children come to your house. I think that's kind of weird, right?
And like Larry said, you're like your program not to take candy from
strangers. All year your whole life. That's all they tell you. And then they say
it's OK now. Go to the weird neighbor's house now. Yeah, that's fucking
legit. I would tell you guys about my one.
Thorndale by the old Howard there. Uh huh.
There's a family, the gardener family. Great, great, great family.
Well, the son would always, I don't think he ever worked, but the guy who worked
on dirt bikes, like every single day, I don't think he. Like me.
I don't know about that. No, I know. I don't think he owned a shirt.
Nice. Like my brother. When you're long lost. Yeah, I may have got
my style from him. But he always had cut off shorts and he would just up and down
the street all day riding his dirt bike. Just really?
And then when the parents would leave going vacation
party time. The first thing he did. Build a ramp.
Every house has a big picture window. Yeah. Not a big swat's
to complain. Oh, right.
I never told you guys about this. This guy.
I grew up in the eighties way ahead of the curve. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. So it went from his room to the front.
Yeah. He lived with his parents. As long as I'm mom and dad are gone.
Yeah. I'm going to show my colors. Yeah. I'm going to show my allegiance to the
fur. Yeah. Crazy. Fuck. Well, and my dad, you know, he's
huge American supporter, union guy, and he a weed of the
American because he had a huge flag pulling the front yard. He had an American flag in the
Palmaia. Sure. Oh, yeah. But that was a Nazi flag
in the window. Oh, dude. Uninrupted. Yeah.
It was like clockwork. What we knew they were on vacation.
So my dad used to race at
Sycamore, you know, like the fucking amateur
play oval. And we'd get these cars all the time and he'd be
like, yeah, you and your brother could paint this up. Well, one time he got this old brown, like
69 Kanye at Catalina and we had all these
hands and yellow spray paint. So we put a huge swastika
on the fucking wood and on the doors. We put 666 on the
trunk and SS on the fucking hood on the on the top of the
fucking car. You're a stylin. My mom and we're like, yeah, come in.
We're eating and my mom's like, let me see what you guys did. The car like, yeah, it looks really
cool. She goes out there in front of our house, you know,
she's just like, what the fuck? She's screaming and yelling. Yes. We're like
mom, it's cool to race car. It doesn't mean anything. And we
fucking somehow my dad didn't he didn't make us change it
and we he raced around that for a few weeks, three weeks.
I think the car last well, you know what, it probably scared some people away from them.
But there would be, you know, it was common. We've
we've had the right way.
And my dad had like no clue that it was even, you know, he just thinks, oh, yeah,
we're kids. Well, you didn't have you guys were kids and we didn't know the
seriousness of it. We just thought it was cool. How come they never like this whole
trend now? Do you see us at tic-tac or they translate Hitler's speeches
and everybody's like never showed us this shit before.
They always showed us this angry German guy that was all tweaked out. Yeah, but here's
the problem with the English, the German language itself is a very harsh,
harsh, hard, fucking sounding language. Right. It's very hard. Polish is even
smoother. German is it always sounds like you're mad, even when you're saying
the nice thing. Especially when you're yelling about how you want to white
race country pure and try to get your point across. I mean, I'm hoping
those translations are spot on, but you listen to the speeches are like, man, this
guy's fucking pretty motivating. Well, this guy woke up one day and just hated
people. What was all part of a fucking giant
plan? He was just a we a car. Everybody was funny. Well, he was
thrown in prison, wrote my and then afterwards he got out
and like Germany was all fucked up. He was like it was here now. Yeah,
they needed a fucking kind of books that they burn. You know,
hey, we all I know a kind of books they burned a lot of people. I mean, that's the thing.
You don't you don't talk about now, you know, they don't talk about leaving
which was the biggest farce at all. Who's the who's the movie maker
that makes gets a lot of shit because he went to
Stanley Krueger. No, he wrote what the fuck, man, I can't think about it.
Mel Gibson maker. No, no, he's an older old. He's made
killer movies. Bigger guy. He talked with Hugo Chavez.
That's a beat the Mel. That's old school Larry. He's the one that made the
say it was all apocalypse. No, oh, fucking copal.
Copala Francis for Copala Copala. Maybe I'm thinking the wrong
movie. Yeah, you're thinking of the wrong movie. He's still alive. Okay.
You got sports. Does the wine?
No, that's cool. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if he was gonna fucking I got
to look him up because he's great story. Let me tell you.
Here's the point. I don't I can picture his face.
But he talks about how, you know, World War Two, everybody's America.
That's America one America mark America America America.
You know, he goes into how how important it was for the Russians. If the Russians
weren't involved, we would have never won. Yeah, like it was just as important.
And that's how you know that our enemy our enemy hood our
enemy ship opposite of friendship with Russia is so
fake because they were on our side the whole fucking time. Now all of a sudden
we're good buddies with Germany and Russia's the bad guy that just doesn't make sense.
Well, that's all propaganda. Right. And that's what I'm saying. Tell it want to make Putin out to be
the worst guy, but he's probably one of the most guys right. He ain't a great guy.
Huh? He's not the greatest guy, but none of these leaders are. You got to
be a leader and be a great guy. You got to be a narcissist to an extreme
level. You got to be brutal. A little psychopath.
Yeah, and shit just doesn't have to if you're going to run a good country, then you
have to have good qualities and those good qualities are not exactly the most God like
you know, they're very harsh shall I say.
But let me look at Kim Jong-un, which is hilarious. We haven't heard anything from North Korea in a while.
No, I heard they're giving supply and I don't know if they're supplying help in Russia.
They may be helping Russia out with troops or stuff in Ukraine.
I mean, come on, they can't even feed their own people. You know, it's very
silly. It's almost it's borderline pathetic.
They're like the red light step chat. Well, we went in there and started all that shit.
I mean, it's like you're going to have a country and that's what you're going to do to it. It's like at least give them some
well, they have so many sanctions on them. That's the problem. You know, they don't
fucking I love when they shoot rockets into the water. It's very funny.
It's very, very silly. No, did you see when, you know, Trump obviously called them
rocket man? Oh, yeah. And then fucking CNNers. I forget
who was interviewing Elton John and like, what they wanted him to
bad mouth. Yeah. What did you think when Donald Trump called him rocket man? You used yourself
to hold my hand. I thought it was pretty funny. Yeah.
Donald, you know, he's like, man, I agree with everything, but he's like, I thought it was pretty funny.
And he also said something effective. Hey, man, I'm a singer.
What do you care about? And plus I'm from England. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm a fan of what are you doing later?
You know, you just want everybody wants to rise out of everybody.
That's the whole thing. But Elton John handled that perfectly.
It was better than anyone else that they're so disappointed when
they don't go along and bad mouth. Wait a second. You didn't
say he's a dirty rotten, you know. Yeah, exactly.
You want to hear something crazy stuff. Yeah. I was doing some digging into
Pablo Escobar. Nice. And so obviously, no, he was the biggest
cocaine dealer. He supplied 80% of the cocaine to
the United States. Thank you, Pablo. Yeah. Also very brutal fellow.
Also was funded and trained by the MISSAD.
Oh, really? And the ADF. I mean, I can see that.
They were bringing up, they were giving them weapons. Really? They were supplying them with cash.
They were doing all this crazy backhanded deals.
I believe it. Yeah. And guess who was also involved in that?
CIA. Yeah. So it's like. Well, that was, yeah. And then. I was going to say that first.
You know, everybody's got to make some money. They're involved in everything. Well, you always just think
about all this money that this guy has. It's like, how do you take over countries?
How do you top all this shit? And but the problem happened was when Los Pepe's
and they got involved with them because they were just, what do you call it?
Indiscriminately bombing stuff and blowing shit.
They lived down the jungle, didn't they? Yeah. And you know what?
Who were they funded by? Well, that's the whole thing. It's just like what the
said. Probably us. Stuff like that. It's always boils down to
it's just funny that Israel gets involved with it. You know what I mean?
Like it's. Yeah. Like what do they care about
South America? That was never, I mean. Well, the thing is
it's not that they don't care. It's just that they have to have their
control and their guidance to make things more smooth and they want to make
what do you call it? Steal money. Well, they're all Christian
or Catholic, the religious part of it. Maybe like him. Maybe we can kill some more.
You know. Well, yeah. But I mean, at the same time, it's not against
it's got, you know what I mean? It's like sending it to us. So it's kind of
kill these people, get them addicted to do all this. This is all. Yeah.
It's all in this game plan. It's pretty crazy when you really think about it.
It's the long game. Yeah.
Well, look it. The most Israeli thing ever is they
made these beepers and then they turned a profit.
We're going to pay for your own though. I mean, honestly,
I got to tip my cap to that. Isn't that funny though? It's very
silly when you think about it. I mean, that was years out too.
Like, it is brilliant. Yeah, I mean, they said it took between
10 and 7 years to get that plan together. Yeah.
It's not a small plan. No. It's like, holy shit. And you got to make
sure the right people get them. Well, you know what? Probably those are the only ones using
pagers there that paranoid. Well, I mean, there's a reason
why they're paranoid, you know, I'd be using a page.
I just I just saw one like I just saw one of the
biggest turns in history. They were talking about how
when the Russian what's that Russian jet that they had during
after World War II, like it was probably during Vietnam.
What the hell was the Russian jet they had? I don't know. I can't think about it.
I mean, the bad ass jet. I mean, the fighter jet. Yeah. Okay.
You know, the Russians were giving it to Iran and surrounding countries.
Israel, we're like, we know nothing about this. We can't protect ourselves from this.
And they got some Iranian, some Persian guy to turn
for a million bucks. And they said that was one of the most
expensive. Transactions like payoffs. Yeah.
Of getting some guy to turn. Yeah. And the way they made it all happen and everything
hot damn. And they know they made it happen. I mean, you got to think that these people are
well, well, well entrenched in
what do you call it? That world of well, no,
an espionage. Yeah, like they are very like that is the bread
and butter. You know what I mean with Robert Maxwell, those people really
really using that honeypots black man, sex man, you know,
what else is when I'm reading this Kremlin Rising book about
Vladimir Putin and one of the things that said about him was
he go see this. I forgot the guy's name, but it's like the Russian James Bond guy.
And they made movies about him in Russia and he was like a
famous spy. Oh, he always, you know,
thought that guy was the coolest and
could believe when he actually was a spy and was doing the same shit as
movie star Eid al-Waz. He loved that shit. Yeah, I bet.
But you can't trust those people. No, they're fucking
double agents and shit. Yeah. No, not. That's James Bond.
He wrote the books. I'm sure that was okay. This is a different guy.
Totally. It's a Russian guy. His last name is like
okay, well, picture. No, that's right. You're good enough. Yeah.
He trained all those spies. I mean, it's like, all right, if you want to be
an elite spy, you got to be gay.
You got to do whatever. You know, yeah. Well, yeah, you got to do it.
You got to do it well. Yeah, you got to be a district. You can't leave fingerprints.
You can't, you know what I mean, in and out. But nowadays, you don't even have to, like
that shit's going on. You could they have these crazy weapons now that we don't know anything about.
Like, you know, they could do crazy shit here from far away. They don't even
need to be anywhere near you. I'm speaking to having to
freaking point. Speaking of having to do anything,
no, Kiki, I saw this thing about this cop that integrated
the Mongols, one percenter motorbike infiltrated
infiltrated and the guy, they're at a thing and the
guys, he's going to share a hotel room on a run with this
other guy who's like a fucking killer and
the guy fucking pulls out a huge thing of meth, cuts it open
with a huge fucking like fucking Rambo knife
and lays out two huge lines and says, come on, let's go
and this cop is like, holy fuck, now I had to do this meth. He's going to kill me.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he's like, and I don't want to do the
meth. Yeah, right. He's like, man, talk about fucking
nervous. There was a dude that infiltrated the Hell's Angels. His name was Jay Dobson
and they completely fucked up the whole case.
This guy was balls deep with these people, you know what I mean?
And like they fucked the whole case up. They let him know who he was.
Like now he's just out there with no backing. Like the government. No protection.
Yeah. Like not like it's just crazy how they'll just throw you to the dogs when they're
done with you. That's a scary thing, man. Used and abused.
When you run out of... Well, here's the thing. I saw a thing where
they accused some guy of stealing something from Sunny Barger,
some rare coins that he had. And they don't know if he did it
or not. But just to make Sunny Barger look hard
and put the word out to all the little cliques of Hell's Angels
across California, they brutally killed this guy.
You know, cattle pride and his fucking nuts. Yeah, torture him and do all that.
Fuck out of him. Yeah, see, it's messed up. So then they kill him and now everybody
nobody says anything, of course, and everybody knows. So whether
this guy did it or not, occasionally they do shit like that just to fucking
flex a little and it's pretty fucked up, man. Well, that's a thing. Well, they have to.
Otherwise, it's like a show week. You get walked on. Well, the problem is also these
people, there is no more code of... You know what I mean?
Yeah. No one can shut the fuck up. They people turn on each other.
It's amazing how much they turn on. People go on podcasts. Some of the shit we listen to.
It's great. When I'm seeing them on a podcast, one of these people that turned
and they're talking, I can't even believe they're showing their face. I'm like, dude,
aren't you afraid you're gonna fucking get off as soon as you walk out of there?
I understand some of them talk because a lot of the other people are dead now and they'll talk.
Yeah, but still. But still. It's like... Like the 90 year old Italian mobster
where everyone's dead and it's okay now. But when there's still a
functioning organization going on, like the Hell's Angels or the Mongols
or some, you know, the Outlaws and you're talking shit and
these guys are still alive and there's a lot of them. Yeah, all it takes is one of them to get pissed off.
Yeah. Well, they got them... Well, now it's a little bit more obvious too.
Cameras and all this bullshit. Yeah. I mean, you have to make it look
very, very unnatural. Yeah. You know, you just can't go in there and brutally
murder people anymore. A lot of them. But people still do. A lot of the ones they
did was roll up on someone, you know, that's riding from another gang
in a car and just machine-villain these motherfuckers.
Like a door open, yeah. You know, right and broad. They're like, but they're in the middle of nowhere.
They're a little character-seed. Yeah. It is crazy how they still operate.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's very crazy how like, you know, the government
lets so much amounts of things happen. You know what I mean?
Like, we know this is going on and this is going on, but why are these
nefarious forces still able to do things? And I'm not
talking to anybody. I'm just saying that the government, you know what I mean? You sent
600 bucks to your friend and they do a tax audit on you.
It's crazy. Well, it's the same thing with like the border, like
El Paso, Juana, and like Juarez.
That's what you walk right through. Dude, you know, even some of those border guards
too, they're taking money. Oh, yeah.
And the government knows it. It's just, it's hard to get passed because these guys are offered
big money. Well, that's like with Fast and Furious with Obama, they caught a bunch of
border guards that were helping the cartel run. Oh, yeah. Drogs and guns.
It's a lot more than a crooked border guard. It's got to be trained car fools
because I used to freak out until, you know,
my friends or whoever was partying with, I'd say, do you realize they have enough
dope for every junkie to fix up
in every major city across the country every single
day without missing a fucking beat.
It's got to be an inside job. There's no, it's not
just a fucking backpack for them. This is a fucking shit
ton, man. About Mano, about Arkansas, with the Clintons.
Right, right. They were doing drops. They thought that dude Stephen
Kelly that we just listened to. Arkansas. And everybody's
in on it. You know what I mean? You can't just let a shipment go through.
Every once in a while, they got to get busted just to flex a little bit.
Well, just to show they're doing something. Spending taxpayers money well.
If you send a package to Saudi Arabia or any Middle Eastern country,
they open every single shop. They look at everything.
They don't care if it cuts down and, oh, my business needs this.
It doesn't matter. They don't care about it. That's the process.
I knew this kid from China and he would go back and visit his family occasionally.
He was a druggy, you know what I mean? And he said
he was partying there and I said, well, aren't they real harsh if you get caught
with weed and shit? He's like, dude, they'll fucking execute you.
He goes, if you do like Coke or Samaritan and wipe your hands on your pants
and go through the airport and they detect their residue, that's
enough to... Oh, you're guilty until you're proven innocent. And that's that.
And they don't fucking... Well, it's like keeping people in line.
I mean, do you want to live in a society that just is no holds bar?
And they have no drunk problems, man. I don't know which is better.
One of the problems is there's no way to get a happy medium.
And what kind of good music is coming out of that? None.
You deal with it.
I told this story like 100 pods ago. But I remember
when this was back in 2000, I flew into... Where's Kuala Lumpur?
I know it's in Singapore. I think it's Singapore right there. Malaysia area.
I remember... And I was in my 20s, I didn't give a shit.
I was bringing hash. Oh my lord.
Yeah, so I had like five or six grams of hash on me, crotch. And right when I...
They didn't like Britney Grimes, except they wouldn't... Griner.
So yeah, right when you enter the tarmac, just leaving
the plane and you get into the airport, I mean, dude, a billboard
had to be like 20, 30 feet long by 10, 15 feet tall.
And that's the first thing you see getting off the plane. It says in our prison...
Yeah, in our prisons, we have no drug traffickers
because we execute them all. That's the first thing I see when I get into this country.
Yeah, and I'm blue. And then everybody there is Muslim and shit.
So I'm like... And then it feels like everybody's looking at me because...
Because you're the only white guy. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my god.
I'm thinking like, are they on to me? Are they on to me? So I went right to the bathroom.
I fucking ate half of it and I just threw the fucking rest in the toilet.
Probably a good idea. Yeah. Who knows what would happen. God forbid
something. You know, because seriously, they don't fucking play games. Well, there you go.
I wasn't looking into that shit before I brought that shit there.
Yeah. Well, you know what? That's one thing I check real hard.
I say, what drugs are illegal? When I would be going on tour,
especially different countries, and I'd say, how hard is the penalties?
Because there's certain places where it would be like... Even our manager would be
like, all right, dude, Larry, if you got any drugs, do them now. Get rid of them.
Throw them out because we're going to go up our ass at this next border.
And certain places were a lot rougher than other places.
Oh, yeah. I mean, that's how everything is. And it was frightening, man.
It was actually fucking frightening. I got frightened coming from California
driving into Arizona.
They had a roadblock in the border. They had a checkpoint.
Agriculture checkpoint. Do you ever see the video? I like that where a guy pulls up.
That's scary, man. When they got dogs and shit, there's beautiful...
Yeah, but if you don't have nothing to worry about, then you're fine. That's the way it is.
Yeah, that would be nice. Instagram, he goes in one of those checkpoints and he's like, here's how you get out of these
checkpoints real fast. The guy comes up, hey, sir, can I see this?
Well, do you have a couple minutes to talk about the Lord our Savior?
And he starts spewing all this stuff. And the guy's like, hey, buddy, I don't have time, but
I love it. And he just keeps... The guy just doesn't stop. He's like, all right, well, you have a nice day.
He's like, that's how you do it. That's pretty funny.
But if you don't want to be...
Don't be driving with that bullshit. Well, you know, that's the thing though.
When you are driving around and you do fucking party,
you're not sure. Is there something in here that got
dropped, overlooked? What's going to get us busted?
Something that we don't take too seriously at home might be a real, real big deal somewhere else.
Like Russia?
I was frightened. Bringing your vape in there? That's hilarious.
But like Poland, you'd think would be, you know...
They were real lenient. People were partying balls, man.
Like, wow, people were really, really partying and really friendly. But maybe
if you got caught, you were going to get in a lot of trouble. That part
I'm not sure. But nobody seemed fucking worried at
home. We were just talking with our buddy and his family's
still in Poland and his cousin got busted actually out here.
But out there, he got busted for something else and you're guilty until
proven innocent. So yeah, he got thrown in jail for a couple months and then...
You sit until your trial? Oh yeah, and that's it. Yeah, there's no really...
I don't know what their due process is there. Yeah, but that's how it works. Well, it's not like here, man.
Well, but these guys sit in county for a while. I remember I went on a great white shark
diving trip off the coast of Ensenada, down in Mexico.
Amazing. Yeah, so we met in San Diego and everybody takes a bus down
across the town. You said I love you to everybody because this might be less than you do.
Well, so you know, get this... And I brought some herb with me going down
there and I have one of those... It's like a scuba bag. It's a waterproof bag.
Sure, sure. Even when you're... Your shit won't get wet. Even if you have like 20 pounds
on you, you can drive with this thing and it won't smell because it's
basically smell proof. It worked real well. But anyways, you know, there's
probably 20-some people on this damn bus. We get... At the border
make everybody come off the bus and everybody lines up with their bag on a table.
Everybody lines up. So they're just going through like a random quick search.
Sure as shit. They pick up your bag and somebody else.
Me and my buddy look at each other like, fuck. Opens my bag up and like
wafts it out. Right away, just get hit with fucking... Bam, like a hammer in the face.
Oh, because I always had good herb on me and I'm like, oh Jesus, I'm like, we're fucked.
Or I'm like, I'm fucked. And also the guy lifts up a shirt, puts it
back down, rolls it back up. He didn't give a fuck. Oh man, they don't give a fuck.
They got bigger problems down there. Yeah.
Oh man. They re-freaked the biggest problem. But I've been to numerous continents.
Well, I remember getting stopped going by
automobile from, I think, Germany
to Switzerland, and they
literally held us on the side of the road without our jackets on,
standing there in the freezing cold with... Because of the little
tiny chicklets, you know, the little mini baby pieces of gum, the little squelch.
Oh man. They thought it was drugs. Oh man.
What is this? What is this? And then my bass player, Steve, had these cheap
ass generic aspirins that just said aspirin and each pill looked like
it was homemade. So they thought that it was ecstasy. Oh man.
So finally I'm trying to tell the guy it's gum. It's gum. There's a language barrier.
He's not getting... I take the gum and I start chewing it and I show him.
So then he sits there and I chew it for like a half hour and he watches.
And I say, if I get high. So then they let us go and I'm like, oh man.
What the fuck? Chicklets almost, you know, they were enraged after a while
because I'm trying to... And they think I'm a burnout and I'm like, hey dude,
no listen. And they're like, ugh, getting mad. I'm like, this
ain't good. No, right? Well, you guys were probably profiled to
pump band, pump band, pull the fucking guitars and
You just bribe them when it comes down to it. That's all they wanted to do.
That's the other thing. What if they really, really get mad at that?
Oh here, I'll tell you a story about that. It's my buddy. He's a drinker
down in Tijuana. Ah, last place to be a drinker. Yeah. Oh dude, he was
so shitfaced and the cops saw him. You gotta stay alert there boy.
And the cops saw him just fucking stumbling along the place.
So they picked him up. They're like, all right, we gotta take an ATM
you know, like you gotta pay us now because we're gonna get out of here. Goes to the ATM.
Can't get any money out. Shit's not working. Go to another ATM. Same
shit. They got so pissed at this guy because he couldn't give him any money.
He went and dropped him off in the middle of nowhere.
Ruffed him up. Messed up. Not a lot of lights around there. Where I lived with him.
Yeah, they didn't rough him up or anything but they were just so pissed. They're like, we've been wasting our time on this fucking guy.
Man. We got busted buying drugs down there.
It was me and a dude I worked with and they chained us up in the back
and we had to go to the ATM and go grab cash and pay us
or pay them off and they just dropped us off. We didn't know where the fuck we were at.
And it's all, it was just every time something happened down there, gotta pay
them off. Got a double park, hand you a clipboard, you put the money in,
pay them off. It's like they're handing you a ticket and you just gotta put a 20 on it.
Well they would hand you a clipboard and you just slip it in there and then that's all right.
You know what I thought. You gotta play the game. Hey, hey, honestly, if that's how it works, I'm fine with that.
But it's a wild west down there too. Also, there was a man. I would have rather paid off
the cop that pulled me over on my scooter when I got the $300
ticket. I would have rather gave her 40 or 30 bucks.
Yeah, right? No, at least 100. Well, 100, yeah, especially if you're going to pay 300.
Yeah, well it all depends. And I think, because even the cops out here,
I think when they pull somebody over, they have to call in immediately. They have to say this.
Not camera. Yeah. Can't be on the take anymore. They're running your
rates. They have body cams and dash cams and
everything else. A boss. Most people have a price.
I don't know. That's the thing you're talking about. Everybody, you know.
Did you see that one cop that actually he had to resign?
Because there's footage of him driving on. He wasn't a white guy.
I'm just going to say that cop driving on the car. He had a woman that was
drunk in the back and everything was recorded. And she's like, I'll do
anything to get out of this. I'll do anything. I'd even fuck to get out of this.
And he's like, whoa, everything's being recorded. Don't be saying anything.
All of a sudden, cam goes blank
in the car. What do you call that? GPS.
All of a sudden stops at a place for an hour and a half. And then this
cop had to call another cop because he got locked in the back seat.
I heard about this. Yeah, you can't open that.
Even when horniness gets in the way of your job.
Well, you can't trust her enough to bang her in the front.
She's still a criminal. Yeah, right?
I would have kept him out for a while.
Sadist. Jesus. And that's how horned up you are
that you forget that the doors lock. I know, right?
At least they're stupid. At least they're open. Do something. You're a cop.
And those squad cars at back seats, like they're 100% plastic.
That's moldy. You can't hide drugs.
It's like a school seat from the 70s.
It's moldy, but it sinks you into it so you can't
move or anything. I know, it's hard.
That's what I'm saying, but it's just moldy though.
So you sit low into it so you have no center of gravity.
Dude, that's fucking torture.
That's how stupid people are. The guy fucking, the lady
says on camera, I'll do whatever you want and then all of a sudden...
Well, you even hurt too. She's like, I'd even fuck. Oh, Jesus.
And he's like, oh, whoa, it's just all being recorded. Not anymore.
And I don't even think you can shut those things off. You have to disconnect.
They gotta have battery. There's gotta be a way.
Yeah, well, yeah, but still though, I mean...
You hear sometimes on the crime scene, the guys will say, alright, shut your camera
off and then it's off and then the next sentence is because we're gonna
knock this shit out of this kid. Cameras weren't working. We're gonna plant something on them.
It's a good old plant.
It's moldy. I mean, fuck man. How many cops are corrupt? That's the thing. There's always bad
of everything. A lot of them in certain places, all of them.
What about getting up and doing that job in some of these places every single day and seeing
what's going on in these places? Well, you're seeing... Everybody hates you.
Yeah, and if you're trying to do a good job, you can't because the higher ups won't let you. And then it's like, what do you do?
Yeah, you can't like, oh, you're not even gonna let me arrest people. These people are getting convicted.
Like, why the hell are you just letting people go that are doing heinous crimes?
Or I arrest this guy and then you bring him in and then you guys let him go and now I look like
the asshole. It's like, at least tell me what the shit is. Now I gotta watch out for my family.
And then also, they give you false crime rates because people are
afraid to report anybody because they know that the wild maniac that just
kicked their ass, if they get arrested, will be right back out on the street
in mad. They really fucking kicked their ass.
So it's frightening because they don't even get locked up to
cool down even. And they're instantly out. Oh, dude
one of my pops neighbors just, he got arrested for
a, you know, I don't know if it was
domestic abuse, but I don't think he was hitting her or anything like that.
You're shaking her? I don't, I may have been doing the OG Simpson shake. I don't know.
Oh man. But no, all of a sudden, dude, if you get arrested for that
domestic shit now, they kick your ass out. What do you mean? Kick out?
Like, you can't go back. I think now they put a hold on it. Oh, no, like, you can't even get
bailed out. He was in the poker for 70 days.
70 days? 70 days.
They called the calming period because if they let you out of them, they think
you're going to go back and get a gun. They get a gun in a week.
Yeah, well, that's crazy. That, I mean,
Wow, that's ironing. The whole
70 fucking days. Dude, the scales of justice. Oh man.
Completely askew. They're letting people out that are murdering people.
And they're putting them on ankle bracelets and this guy's got to sit in the fucking
poker for 70 days. And you got a business to run and all this other crap.
And he's your dad's age or he's older than your dad? No, he's a little younger.
But still, I mean, he's... That's crazy.
Nobody got time for that. Well, obviously this guy's
well, and you got a business to run like...
It just fucking wrecks your life. We don't know the story allegedly.
He's a long time, man. Yeah. Well, here's the
story. He got out. Killed him. He wasn't
guilty of it. Well, unless he still has a trial date.
Oh, he was 70 days and he did everything.
70 days of cool off is a long time. Yeah. You're telling me, man.
I cool off in like fucking like seven, eight minutes. That's enough
to ruin someone's life. Yeah, it is. And I'm not condoning whatever this guy did. I'm just
saying, like, that's a long... That's like when they give out the DUIs, they're like,
all right, you gotta get to these classes when we took your license away.
Okay, well, how am I gonna get to work? How am I gonna do magic?
You gotta figure it out. Like, okay, I understand I did something wrong, but man.
Well, no, but this is the same shit. Like, dude, if a woman calls the cops on you and says
you're beating them and they take you in and say, man, that's brutal.
Well, I know somebody that did happen to this dude that I work with.
And she was getting crazy. She was like boozing and drugging a lot
and he was a drinker, but she would... She did that, what do you call it,
hitting herself and stuff like that. Oh, man. Giving herself Indian birth.
So he put a camera in and she was got all crazy again and they held them for a
little bit, but not that long. Yeah. But... And he had... The video taped that shit.
And they're like, they don't believe... You know what I mean? That's kind of what you have to do.
Dude, my last girl was threatened at that same shit. Oh, man.
I was going nuts. It's real. All the problems. And then when she won't leave the
house, it's like, well, get the hell out of here. It's like, get out of our relationship.
Right. And then they don't leave. Well, I want $10,000.
Oh, fuck. Well, that ain't it. Well, so do I. And that makes two of us in this
relationship. But, you know, never get... It's whatever.
Yeah, it's rough. Talk about that shit. It's just funny. The crazy thing is, too, I remember I'm trying to get a restraining order.
Like, well, you can't get a restraining order unless she does something.
So, like, I got a call... I need violence put up against me.
I got to do this and that. Yeah, it's just craziness, man. Oh, I don't know if that's...
If it's just because we're men or, you know, because obviously... Well, it's a blue state, too.
Yeah. That doesn't help. Very lenient on some things, which we all know that that's a fact.
But at the same time, I mean, domestic violence is
fucking crazy. I think... It's getting worse and worse, I'm sure. Well, and the problem was, too,
when they fucking shut everything down, they put these people in these houses, you know, that hated
liquor stores. Liquor stores are open. But some things, you know, and it's like...
That's it, man. What do you think's gonna happen? Right? It's like a powder keg in some of these
places. Like, they only... They only, like, refrain they get as going to
work. Well, especially, yeah, if they weren't giving out checks to everybody,
oh, man. Well, I mean, how much more... It would have been crazy. It's not that much money, though, when you think of it.
No, but still. It wasn't at all. But now you're just
forcing these people to be in close quarters with each other. Yeah, craziness.
And hate each other. And now you're stuck all day. Oh, my God. Hey, on a
side note, I'm gonna get into some pharmaceutical shit. Okay. You know what was the
number? Yeah, no. All of a sudden, got the farm...
big pharma companies into like, oh, we can actually make some money keeping people on pills.
You know what the first pill that, you know,
humans were taking for more than, like, two weeks at a time?
It's a very popular pill. Aspirin? No.
Well, no, that, like, was prescribed. Oh, uh, Valium?
Birth control. Birth control. All of a sudden, they're like, well, wow, if we could get people to stay on
this pill for this long, what else can we get them to take?
Oh, they want everybody on two to four pills. And some of those birth control
pills are dummy pills. Placebos. Yeah. Well, like,
they want to just keep you on a schedule, take it one every day. So...
I don't know how that works, but yeah. More population control.
I mean, it just boils down to stuff like that. But...
That's it. Think about, I mean, they went from, you know, from
tobacco to food, pharmaceutical, everything, big pharma owns.
They got their Sackler family. I mean, it was crazy. They paid all that money
to avoid jail time. And now they can't have anything, any other charges
brought up against them? Well, you know the shitty thing was, is Trump let those guys
off? Well... Because Giuliani was good friends with the Sacklers, and he called
Giuliani called him a fave. At least this is how it was told.
Yeah, who knows. Who knows what was going on behind... But I think Trump did basically
uh... Pardon? I'm not on TV, I'm on the internet.
Well, I was part of the documentary about that whole Sackler family.
Yeah, they were doing... But I think, if you look it up, Trump did...
I forget what he... It's not like he pardoned them, but he did...
Immunity? Yeah, he basically gave them... Well, he...
Vacated their sins. Here, here's your fine. How much did you make?
50 billion. Here's your fine, 2 billion.
And then you can never be charged again. The problem is, is that...
Why they give us these pills and shit never changes?
You know what I mean? Like... Right. They've been making these fucking pills forever.
And what have they done? They just keep killing people, keep killing people.
If you look at how they're made, the ingredients, it's crazy.
Like, the side effects. Like, the lawsuit for the oxy-cottons was...
8 billion. They made hundreds of billions out of it.
Oh, they made so much money. They were killing whole towns in like Virginia.
Yeah, West Virginia. They were whole minor towns and stuff.
What? They didn't care. No. It's all about making a profit.
They don't... When you still think the government cares about you, you deserve a slap.
You're making some smoking hot young sales rep coming by.
We gotta get your numbers up. The cotton kiddies or something like that.
I can't remember the name. I mean, they were spreading chicks.
Well, that's what they do. Yeah, they send those chicks around and doctors
get to flirt with them and maybe more. And then they...
You know, kick back on the pills. Their horse. That's all they are.
It's basically making tons of cash off of killing people and nobody cares.
I mean, they said they were not addictive at first, which is the greatest thing ever. Oxys?
Yeah. I mean, it's... Man.
It's a cornerstone of the heroin epidemic.
Here you go. Here you go. Now you can't have them.
All right. Well, what the fuck am I going to do now?
This guy's crazy. What's wrong with him? Yeah, like, the fuck people didn't even know what getting dope sick was.
No, they had no idea. They're trying to work. Like, what the hell's wrong with you?
You know, the fed. Right. And I don't... Jesus. And it just spurred.
It's crazy the way that the government just takes advantage of us and does whatever they want to.
That's the thing, you know, you've got gang member phone numbers in your phone
and you're fucking meeting real shady people on the west side.
And you can't get the... You know, when you kick... All over the country.
I'm just saying for us, though. Well, yeah. I mean, if you want to do...
It's just weird, you know, how that just leads to that.
And they're in on both ends. They're in on the street shit. They're in on the legal...
Just like we talked, they know... I know what area is bad in the city.
You know what area is bad in the city, but it still goes on every single night
and it thrives. It's its own ecosystem down there. Oh, yeah. It's going on right now.
You know, when people get paid, people are getting shot right now. People are dying right now.
Like, it's a wild west down there. That's why I choose to stay away from there.
And it doesn't get any better. No, it really doesn't. I mean, if you've ever had...
If you've ever had a drug problem, it is... The despair is just the worst.
That, you know? Absolutely. It's like, you can't do nothing about it.
Especially when you surround yourself with other addicts. That's your way of life.
Yeah, nobody else wants to really hang around with you. Regular people are like...
Yeah, I mean, birds of a feather. Yeah, it's very difficult. At first, maybe you're...
You're okay, but when you start showing your true colors
in your ass, you know, you have a problem.
Yeah. All of a sudden, they're like, well, what are you doing? What do you want?
Yeah, how come you're falling over? What's wrong with you? Ah, I'm fine.
It's no more ammo.
But everybody's involved in it. They keep keeping the border open. Just let everything
flow through. Let it spread out. It's a huge money-making scheme
for everybody. Everybody's getting paid in some sort of way.
I mean, look at the guy, Johnson,
for the schools. They're under budget. And then this guy's $80,000
for his wife's first lady or whatever they call her.
Her office space? $80,000 renovation.
Which is hilarious. They just throw it in our face.
Yeah, and then it's racist to ask about it. Like, oh, you're being racist. That's the first lady.
It's like, dude, I don't know if that exists. You want to hear some old-timey
shit like I do every other show? Ah, I love these. These are good.
I'll just do a couple. This is a special one. I get to ring the gong
because it's very honorable. It's a Chinese edition.
Yeah. In the 19th century, which would be like the
1800s, when Britain was going back and forth
trading shit with China and probably selling opium and all that other shit
and getting tea and whatever, they would talk to the
dock workers and the dock workers would try to learn English, the Chinese
dock workers. And it was always fucked up.
The British guys liked it and would bring it back to
England and say it to their guys and then it became
saints. Kind of. But it's sayings that we still use
today. Like, long time no see. That's one of
them. He said that wrong time. Wrong time no see.
No can do. Except they sometimes say, no can do
Joe. And then, no pain, no gain. So, you
know, basically the ones that are missing the connecting words.
Yeah, I'm missing proper. But it's funny though, because we still use it today and like, you know,
no pain, no gain, you know, it's a slogan.
Big hard movie star says that on the action film
or something all the time. It's kind of the Austrian.
Arnold says probably. That is cool. Long time no see. A long time no see.
Love you a long time. Okay. It goes in. It goes a few
ways. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty cool. Yeah.
And the word, here's another good one, man.
In the same time period, there was
this island called
carib. Okay. C A R A B. And
the people that lived there, Spain would go there all the time. They call them the caribs.
And these people ate humans.
So, they started calling those people that are the people that lived there were caribos.
So, people that ate humans started being called cannibals
from that word. Yeah, it was just the name for the people that
lived there. But they were cannibals. Okay.
Yeah. They came from the word caribos. I'll save
some, you know. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. Yeah. Yeah.
And where actually, where was caribol? I wonder what island it was actually from.
And what is it now? Carib, Spanish caribs.
So, that's probably, it's probably called something else now.
Well, it's probably too big for Tom Hanks on. I mean, it's, it's...
Well, some other country probably bought it out from back in the day. Or maybe Spain
still owns it. But the people that lived there. Yeah. That's what I said. I wonder
where it actually is now. What is it called? Caribol? Caribol. Well, I'll try and find out
about Kiki. Yeah, that's interesting stuff. C-A-R-A-B-S, the caribs.
It's wild. A lot of that stuff comes to play
here. It certainly is, man. A lot, a lot of...
Like, like, you know, like a guy that's gonna get married and he backs out
at the last minute and they call it, would you get cold feet or someone that says
they're gonna do something and they don't do it? Yeah. What do you got? Cold feet? Well, that
came from... I know, I think I know this one. Back in the day when they'd be marching
to war, they would have shitty shoes and they'd be walking through
snow and shit and their feet would get frostbitten. And by
the time they got to the battle, they couldn't fight. Cause their feet
were so fucked up. Yeah, right? So they had cold feet. And the first
time they used it, I believe, was in the
novel Red Badge of Courage, the first guy to
point it into the English language, but that's where it originated
from. Cause they actually, their feet were fucking freezing.
Yeah, they couldn't fight because they probably couldn't move. Probably a frostbite.
Yeah, see, that's wild. Yeah, totally.
It makes sense. My dad's feet are all fucked up and
I'm sure your dad's were needles and any guy that was in the Marines
or like the army back in the 50s and 60s, like our parents,
your toenails are so fucked up and it's from
you know, it's jungle rot from your fucking shitty
and they don't dry out. And you know, he goes to the doctor
and takes one look at his foot and goes, oh, you were in the service.
Almost all of those guys. More fucking arms fighting
for nothing. That's all it is. Serving the man. You get thrown
into a country. There's no experience. We know nothing about, you know.
Oh, I sent you that thing about Operation
Papai. Oh, yeah. Did you look at that? Yeah, I did. That was the weather manipulation
that they were doing when they were telling about they couldn't get that, uh, the bridge
on the Ho Chi Minh trail. Long time ago. They kept on bombing it and they kept on doing
that and they were like, fuck it. In the 60s, early
70s. And the weather manipulation and they flooded this area and it took the bridge out
which is pretty crazy because I was reading about, oh,
because obviously all of this stuff that's going on, all of the coups are coming up.
They're doing it too openly. Like, yeah, we do.
And then, but it's funny how now they're like, if you say they're doing the weather, everyone's like, oh,
you're fucking crazy. Oh, yeah. They're doing the weather. Like people that know me
now, like when something happens. Like the last
hurricane, people I know that don't believe what I believe. They're like,
what happened? Not like my mom did. Like my dad. Did they make that storm?
I'm like, well, as a matter of fact, they did. I don't know about making it,
but they can intensify. But they can't. But they do. They can't make them.
To make them from scratch too. But they can also. With heavy duty
microwaves. This is all public knowledge. Yeah. You can look it up. Like I was reading about
what do you call it? About Harp and all the, like how
they shoot this into the ionosphere. Yeah. They open this hole up and then
they could heat it up and they could create like heavy
manipulations. And the guys, like the ions, they
it's crazy. And like the guy was just saying, oh, yeah, we shoot it up through
the ionosphere. And then the hole just closes
back up. It's like, it's just talking about this. Like it doesn't
even matter. You know what I mean? Like it's common knowledge. Well, here's the other thing. How about this?
They never ever had tornadoes in Florida. Usually
it's in, you know, the more middle. Oklahoma.
Right. The tornado alley. Right. Now in this
last thing, there was like, you know, a shit ton
of tornadoes mixed in with this hurricane. A lot of the damage that got
done in people's houses besides the water was from tornado action.
Crank up the 6G. Release the trannies.
Let's say I was reading that they, you know, they can't,
they weren't able to like start these storms, but when they storm start,
they can manipulate, they can kind of, they wait for the move.
They can kind of steer them. Well, not kind of. They can't steer them. Here's another
thing though. Here's the sad part that people should know is they do have the
power for when, like for when one is starting to make
it dissipate instantly and not even happen. Bill Gates has a patent on that.
They let that shit rock and roll and probably make it
intensify. Cause I saw a thing, my wife was watching some weather thing
on TV and the news guy said, wow, I just watched this
hurricane jump up from a category two to a category
five. And like the quickest time I ever saw in my life, this is
insane. And I'm thinking, man, they're probably doing that.
No, who knows what they're doing. All we know is that they have the capability to do it.
If you go look at Alaska, that's where huge harp stage is. If you
look in other countries, they have the same radio anytime that's going up. Well, they're there
for a reason. Yeah. And yeah, yeah. Heart. Yeah. If they didn't have, it's no secret. Yeah.
Well, I saw the clip of Biden saying if we vote Democrat
that he'll stop the decrease the intensity and frequency
of these stores. High altitude or
the guy's seen that out and says, like, who knows, well, the funny thing is he's turning
on her, which is hilarious. Start saying the truth at the end.
Well, this is a whole other thing. Check this out. My aunt had
five kids. I had five cousins. And then when she got dementia
at the end of her life, they asked her how many kids do you have? She said six.
And they're like, no, you got five. No, she was saying the truth. She had another
hidden kid before that was
passed off as like her little brother because she was so young. Yeah.
When she had the kid, the truth comes out. So they're like, remember, uncle,
you know, Bill or whatever, he's your brother. And the kids were like, holy
fuck. No, that's how shit works. So
she said the truth. Maybe Biden, he's saying shit. He shouldn't say that he knows
like, yeah, we'll decrease the intensity and
the door. So he don't whatever. Right. Right. Whatever's going on.
Yeah, whatever's going on here. It's another PSYOP. It's all
all of a sudden this guy just turns and is like Trump.
That's funny. It's funny when he did that, though. I mean, that's like the best
thing he did. This whole presidency was put on that MAGA hat. If you would look at it for face
value, you think that it's because they just pushed his old ass out.
You know, I mean, no vote, no whatever politics. Well,
any chance he gets to dig into Camila or make her
part of one of his bad decisions and connect her to him, he does
it now. No. On some kind of media
or in public. She was part of everything. She was there for everything.
Every decision. Yeah, she's steadily trying to separate himself from that motherfucker.
She's making sure she stays anchored. She's flip flopping on
everything. Yes. Just like she does in the sack. I came from a middle class
family just like y'all. Man, let me tell you, when we hire a guy
to do a job, we go to the gang box, we have a cup of coffee, we can tell if this guy's
lying in five minutes. Not even five minutes. It's like, have a conversation.
Yeah, you know, we know what's going on with you. Camila grew up
in like the richest subdivision suburb, one of the
nicest areas in Canada in the Canadian suburb.
They brush over that, they gloss over that. Her house was probably the poorest
in the neighborhood. Mom. They're just going to keep
on feeding these idiots lies. We all know who it boils down to.
No one can control. I like talking like Miss Cleo and shit.
She's talking like Miss Cleo. Oh yeah, well, you know what, she's a fraud.
She is. Really? It's just like, I can't believe she's talking.
Like she was from the deep south at the one and then at the other one, she's put
what was the other accent she put on? Oh, real heavy ghetto accent.
But you know how Matt Killere's got to be because this lady.
She's stealing her stick. Oh, Obama's. Those voices are my idea.
Killere's wants to have a fucking hit. I carry hot sauce in my purse at all times.
I forget where she was in the south or something. She's like, oh, I carry my own
little hot sauce. It's very funny. The way they pander to these idiots.
That's the thing. It's comical. Like people eat this shit up. Oh, Hillary's one of us.
She has hot sauce. I'm the same pink. Well, they were interviewing some.
She just killed three people on the way. I was watching some shit on the Internet
and they were interviewing some actual people in Chicago on the street, some
actual neighborhood blacks and some women.
And you know, you think that the girls might and they're like, she ain't, she ain't one of us.
Yeah. Oh yeah. None of them, not one person said, oh yeah,
I'm a lot. She doesn't even know who she is. She has like personality disorder.
She makes one thing up. She makes another thing up and then
her handlers tell her, oh, you're gonna be black now. You're not going to be Indian.
And it's like, and now she just go do this is the
problem. She's dangerous because she will go along with any
that they tell her. It's like a denier or some actor that's
acting and acting for years and they have no personality in real life because they're so used to
playing a part that she don't even know how to be normal.
Yeah. She went up on that podium and said, well, we're giving these people
$750 and didn't even bad an eye.
Like what kind of human would say that?
Like that has you just handed out all this money to Israel and Ukraine
the week before. Did you see her drink that Miller Highlife on Eddie Colbert or whatever?
No, it wasn't for the same. You could tell by looking at the cans that they were room temperature
Oh my God. Stephen Colbert.
She drank it Highlife on Colbert. Yeah. She's like, do you want to have it?
Highlife. And she said, and even with her comment was
the last time I had a beer was at the baseball game with Doug and it's like
one game. Yes, it's not vodka.
If it was vodka, then she'd be all over it. That's why they can't give her a mixed drink.
She just drinks out of the bottle. Shebbly and Xanax, I think.
She just does such a shitty job of it too. Don't hide it.
If you're so stupid you can't hide it, then that's a problem.
Kid Brock, I believe he drinks Bud Light. Yeah.
I believe that. Well, the best is with her Glock and stuff too.
What kind of gun do you have? A Glock. I mean, that doesn't say anything.
Yeah, it's like, no, you'd be your specific.
You usually say the caliber and you don't even know what you have.
Like me, I got a.38. I don't know what the fuck it is, but it shoots bullets out.
Yeah, I know it's a.38. Yeah.
It's a fart. No, it's just funny how they come back and they, there's, you know what,
I just want it to be over. She's like the drunker mom, right?
The friend that has the mom that's kind of buzzed when you get home to
go to his house after school and she's acting kind of goofy and shit.
The box of wine is almost empty. She's that. That's camel hair.
The drinking out of the box. Exactly. Which one of your boys wants to
give it to mama? Yeah, go start the hot toe.
It's just funny that these are the two people we have to vote for.
It is. It is. It's absolutely crazy.
I mean, we should be able as a man and it's like, just let us
let us be free again.
And they should have a guy always and maybe he doesn't have to
be president, but if advising the president, a Trump like guy
that's a super fucking successful businessman that knows
how to run shit properly. Advising.
I understand. Wouldn't that make a lot of sense?
The words you just said.
I mean, a guy that fucking is self
made successful motherfucker. I think he could probably figure
shit out and help you out. He's done some shady
shit. So he knows how to deal with all these shady countries. He knows what
the problem is. And they know this club that they have.
They don't want to give it up. They'll fight tooth and nail the fucking
and the problem is also like we go back to pharmaceuticals. These people work
for the FDA and then they go work for pharmaceutical companies afterwards
circumvent shit. They pass bills.
Oh my God. Or they get promised real good jobs
from a company while they're in office for after.
And then they're going to help those guys along and that's how
we, you know, that's how the guys that make
OxyCot and only get charged 8 billion, no one goes to jail
and seriously all towns die. If you break the law, you
know how to sidestep it then. That's the easiest thing to do. You know what I mean? And you know who to
greasy and all. There's the same thing when the banking industry failed back in
2008, 2010. You know, it's like, we need fall guys. Nobody's going to go to jail
but now you guys are going to go work for the government doing regulations. Listen to that.
And they all, you serve here for four or five years and then you get
your cuss job again. Or the fucking golden
parachute. You're not going to have your title
anymore. And that's what these narcissists think. They're narcissists.
They want the title man. Psychopaths. And they will do it.
They do crawl over other people. Sociopaths, they, yeah, they're everything. They've got the bill man.
It's craziness. And the problem is that you wonder if it haunts people.
It's got to haunt people to some extent. When these people get older
and retired and they're out of it, maybe. Sometimes. Like one
guy, who wasn't they got accused, the guy
accused someone of not paying his taxes
and then on his death bed, it was a politician, then on his death bed
said, you know, I just said that for political reasons. But meanwhile, they had other guys
who whole shit got fucked up. Serious.
Seriously, seriously fucked up and tarnished his name and fucking family
and then they start looking into the, what did your kid pay
taxes? Did your wife, you know, and it's like, dude, ain't nobody
need you. It's a vicious circle, man. It's brutal. The time we
had, it's gonna be an hour and four. Alright, let's close it out.
I'll tell you what the best part was
when my dad just had that operation
and they gave him oxys
and. Did they even like warn him about him?
I said I warned him. Yeah, but the doctors
well, he's seen me be a fucking dirtbag and what I went
through. So he already knew to be very careful. But the problem is like the doctors, do they
like warn the people like, you know, you take these for so many days. I don't think they said anything.
Look, I got him when I was a kid and I got hurt. And I think they gave him
30 of them. But they were only five milligrams.
But that was, knocked him on his ass because he never, you know, he's not
a druggy. So after he did him a few days
and he says to me, man, I know why you liked all that dope
shit. He's like that feeling between being asleep
and not being asleep and not he's like, oh
man, I said, yeah, that is amazing. That's just a taste.
You know, yeah. So my dad's like, now I see
why you like that shit. He totally understood once he was chasing
all the time. Well, yeah, you're chasing that initial. Yeah, that's craziness, man.
So thank God he fucking my dad had
lung cancer and they cut a part of his lung out and he's an old man
and when they were asking him all the questions like, can you
drive? Can you walk without a walker? Can you go up and down stairs?
And I started realizing, man, there's a lot of guys,
my dad's age, they can't do any of that shit. And I was like, fuck man.
No, and your own man looks good. He's mowing the lawn. He's fucking.
Well, it's because he keeps doing it. Yeah. He's part of that
generation. Well, he was in the Marines and that's what I'm saying. He's part of that
generation that built this country. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Totally. Our hard times create strong men.
Yeah, and he was tough because his dad was a fucking tough guy,
like, you know, very
not an understanding guy. Yeah, and just a little fucking off his rocker.
It's like all our fathers, you know, they just don't know when to say no,
and his hell was certain shit and they just do it because it's got to get done.
Yeah, yeah, my grandfather never went to the doctor once in his
entire life from birth to death. He wasn't even born at a hospital.
That's that's pretty impressive. It is badass, dude. I was actually just talking to my
man, 94 and he fucking drank booze and party to
the last fucking day. That's like a dream right the last
day. I was talking to my old man. I forget how many days he said or how many years
he said 30 years never missed a day of work.
I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, I never miss one
gig in my life for many, many years since like 19
fucking 80 or something except once when I fucking
OD and I had to make up some lie that I had the flu
and I was very and they and that was
I fucking man, I felt terrible. Yeah, I still think
about it. All right, but that was it man once but that's commendable
and that's fucking guys. Nobody wants to miss work these days
these cocksuckers don't want to work a day. Well, I don't want to work.
Well, that's what we have to but the thing is
how hard are you working at what
age is what it is. Well, that's the thing.
All right, we got a very serious episode today. Yeah, this one was
a little bit off. No, I'm sorry. Would you stop already? No, I didn't but
I'm going to stop right now. Thanks for tuning in.
Yeah. Peace.
Peace.