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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and Needle show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needle.
We have a very special guest with us, Senior Woofers.
Say hi, Senior Woofers.
Hey, yo.
So, Senior's, he's a deaf...
He's a descendant of mine from Mexico.
Senior Woofers.
I love you, Senior Woofers.
You're the best.
So, as we do every year, we're going to do a 9-11 episode.
We're going to do it with my son here.
And we're going to get a kids point of view.
We're going to keep it pretty PC and, yeah, very PC.
This is our first show that's going to be PG.
That could probably be actually kids could watch.
Yeah, definitely.
What do I always tell you about the government?
The best.
Yeah, well, and what else?
Don't trust them.
Yeah, but, you know, everybody...
So, what we're going to do is we're going to talk about 9-11 tonight.
And let's see how this goes.
So, Riley, oh, shit.
So, Senior Woofers and I...
It's okay.
Yeah, whatever.
We listen to...
Not as real name anyway.
No, but we listen to a podcast about 9-11.
Yeah, we listen to a podcast about 9-11.
So, he sort of has an idea of what's going on.
Did you like it, Senior?
Senior Woofers?
Did you like the podcast?
Yeah, I did.
You got a PC here.
Let me grab that.
Yeah.
There we go.
And you can talk in your regular voice.
It's fine.
No, just talk in your regular voice.
So, we watch that.
We listen to that podcast.
Watch that.
This is my big cute voice.
That's your Mexican voice.
Yeah.
It doesn't sound like Mexican.
So, we listen to a podcast.
Why would you talk in a bed?
So, basically, we'll talk about 9-11 at Siaco.
So, on September 11th, 2001, Senior Woofers, two planes crashed into the World Trade Center
towers.
Do you know anything about this?
No, like you don't know anything about 9-11 or World Trade Centers or anything?
I don't.
I don't think.
They never taught you in school?
Nothing.
No?
Well, that's kind of weird.
Well, schools in Mexico might not do that.
Yeah, that's pretty true.
I mean, they're more worried about bullfighting and other things like that.
Who gets the knots afterwards?
Jesus, man.
So, I told you, you can't help yourself.
So, two planes crashed into the World Trade Center.
And about 3,000 people died that day.
And it was a very horrible event.
So, remember we talked about the aluminum can and the steel?
And what did I tell you about that?
It doesn't make fire.
Well, how, well, if you take an aluminum can and you smash it against steel, what happens?
It just breaks.
The can crushes.
Do you think, yeah.
Do you put an aluminum can through a brick wall or a piece of brick?
A brick.
Steel.
Yeah, but the outside was concrete, too.
Yeah, but it was.
Even that, it wasn't penetrating.
But I'm just saying, so do you think a plane could fly through a steel building, senior
Wolfers?
I don't think so either, because there's pictures.
Have you ever seen the pictures I showed you when the birds crash into it?
And the news came.
Do you think it would be smashed a beer can on the side of my house who would make a hole?
Probably not.
No, probably not, right?
It's bricks.
No.
So, what they're saying is, is they, okay, how about this?
Let's start with the day before.
So, there were actually four buildings hit on 9-11 and one plane crashed that did not
make it.
Plus the Pentagon.
Yes, plus the Pentagon.
And I talked to you about the Pentagon.
But, so let's say the day before 9-11, September 10th, you have, I tell you that you, you have
2.4 trillion of your guys missing.
So, all your dinosaurs, your guys, all the other stuff.
G.I. Joe, Godzilla, he's gone.
Everybody's gone.
But you have, we have a trillion of them.
Yeah, we have a receipt form though.
We know we bought them.
We know where we got them from.
We know where our money.
Somewhere, they gotta be somewhere.
Yeah, like our money, like, they didn't disappear.
Like, I bought you this.
See, and you were there and you know that it got spent somewhere.
So, the day before on the 10th, somebody comes out and they say, hey, 2.4 million of your
guys are missing.
And you're like, oh, that's not cool.
I know where all my guys are at.
And you're like, oh, where are your guys at?
Well, you see, my house is where all my guys are at.
So, I'm gonna use the analogy of the Pentagon as your house.
So, you're like, hey, Kiki and Larry, can you help me come and look for my guys?
Because I'm missing 2.4 trillion of them and I know they're at the house.
You know me and Kiki would never steal any.
No, but they're gonna help you look for them.
Never.
Yeah, so, so then they're gonna help you look for them.
So, you go back to the house and you start looking for them and then guess what happens?
The government sends a missile at the house and blows it up.
All your guys are up in flames.
Yeah, so you, Larry, Hans and your woofers and all your guys are blown up by a missile.
But this missile, this missile, it just doesn't go into the house.
It goes down like 300 feet into the ground and gets you, say your house is filled, covered
in steel.
I mean, steel just seems to be in concrete.
Seems to be the reeds.
A lot of reed bars going.
Especially in those type of buildings, the government ones.
Yeah, I mean, come on, they just rebuilt that area too.
So, so basically, so this guy, you know, so the next day, when you go to your house to
look for this, everything's missing.
You know, the house is blown up and then the government's like, oh man, you know, a plane
crashed into there and you're like, no, how could a plane crash in here?
It was a missile.
And people are like, oh, it was a missile.
It was a missile.
And then other people are like, oh, it wasn't.
And then the government steps in and you know what they do.
Convince.
They lie.
They lie to you.
They convince.
Yeah, they convince you.
Yes, that's a good way to put it.
Let's say, let's say what?
They convince you to buy a toy for $100, even though it's $75.
Okay, well, probably five.
It's probably worth $5.
Actually, they probably stole it from you or are trying to sell it back to you at this
point in time.
So, so basically the next day, what do you call it?
So the next day in the morning, these just one plane crashes into the World Trade Center.
Okay.
And a next thing you know, another plane crashes into the World Trade Center.
And, but these buildings, these enormous, ginormous works of art made by American workers, God
rest her soul, all these people that died there, because they did not deserve that at
all.
And in the aftermath.
Yeah.
So almost 3,000 people died that day.
Okay.
I mean, I could get into Odigo and gelatin, but that's for next year.
So then what happens is, say you're a cop and a crime happens.
Usually you got to do a little bit of investigating to find out who did it, right?
I mean, but guess how long it took them to tell the whole United States that they knew
who did it?
Well, get take a guess.
A week.
A week?
Oh man.
We're talking minutes.
We're talking an hour.
An hour and they already figured out now everything, every little aspect.
Yeah, they knew.
Okay, but it's amazing, isn't it?
Here's the here's the funny thing Mary is that this person that did it Osama bin Laden
worked for the government was a government asset.
So he was friends with the government working with them hand in hand.
His dad, the president, the president's dad signed contracts with these people to start
his first oil company.
So he was heavily involved with these Osama bin Laden people.
So very rich.
You won't guess where Osama bin Laden lived.
Just take a wild guess because you can you'll probably never guess this, but just take a
wild guess.
Is it a different country?
Yes.
He lived in a cave.
No, he lived in a cave.
That's what they said.
In like Iraq or somewhere.
Yeah, Afghanistan.
Afghanistan.
Yes.
So this guy lived in a cave.
So he didn't even have an address.
He just like lived in a cave.
But for some weird people like the guy said on the ground, he didn't even have a chair.
Yeah, the United States government couldn't find him.
He was very tall, like six foot four and his kidneys didn't work.
So he needed dialysis.
But which is hard to get in a cave.
Or I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I think they have those machines.
Plus, I mean, his family's worth billions of dollars.
So all of a sudden, senior Wolfers.
Okay.
This guy is the mastermind of this plan to crash these two planes into this one building
and the Pentagon.
I don't know if they ever said he masterminded the Pentagon.
Did they really ever?
Yeah, they said that he was a mastermind.
Did they really ever, yeah, they said that he was responsible for the whole for all four
of them with Shanksville to so all together four planes were down.
Senior Wolfers.
And then so guess what happened after this?
So they name Osama Bin Laden.
Okay.
Well, this is this happened on American soil.
This is the first time that this has ever happened besides JFK.
But the one weird part was needles and senior that there was no wreckage from any of these
planes.
Oh, yeah.
It was the funny part.
Remember, we talked about this.
Where were the planes?
There was no wings.
There was no luggage.
There was no dead people.
Nothing.
Engines, no engines.
Remember nothing.
Nothing is just far on the ground.
You know that's crap.
But you would think.
Yeah, you would think.
Yeah, exactly.
There's going to be a lot of air quotes.
It just evaporated.
Yes.
Well, so did the building too, which is very crazy.
That's very crazy.
Which I mean, we're talking thousands and thousands of tons of steel.
They were huge.
Like I'm not going to get into specifics.
So then these people, the government are like, oh man, this guy Osama bin Laden did this.
So he became the scapegoat for a crime that these people thought he commit.
And the media, you know, the news and stuff were like, this guy did it.
And they made everybody hate him.
Yes.
Before we even knew if he was guilty or not.
Like they just, the government just put that in her head.
I even have a guitar case with a sticker of him on there with his face.
So what they did, senior Wolfers is they were like, oh, we need to go into this country
and find this guy, but we're going to need billions of dollars to do it.
So the government without the people's authority basically took all of our money that we give
them taxpayer dollars.
We talked about taxes before and went off to another country with American soldiers
and fought a war that was fake for 20 years.
Well, we still have people there.
Sure.
We didn't, but we pulled out of Afghanistan.
But I mean, I'm sure there's still certain areas that we're in.
But so, so now they make this guy out to be the most horrible person in the world and
everybody wants him dead and you don't even know.
First of all, you don't know if this guy's alive.
You don't know if he's dead.
All we're seeing is videos of him.
Nobody ever like actually like reporters have seen this guy.
But so we send all of these, all of this money, kids from the military because we're in the
military, what, 18 years old to sign up.
So they send all these kids over there, senior Wolfers and guess what happens?
Huge fighting breaks out.
Kids, United States soldiers are getting killed for no reason at all.
But at the same time, they're just looking for this one guy that's living in a cave and
they don't even know if he's in the same country.
All right there.
Is that what you're doing now?
Okay, that's fine.
So, so basically.
So now back into the United States, you know what the government says?
They're like, Hey, listen, you know, this might happen again.
So guess what we need to do?
We need to spy on you and every single aspect that we can.
So now we're allowed to listen to your phone calls and anything we want to do.
Conversations.
We can arrest you without warrants.
Because we're looking for these terrible terrorists that are really probably not there.
No, but then they turn it on the American people.
So what they do is they create a false sense of security by this terrorist attack.
So do you follow my drift?
And let me tell you something.
They made this happen and now it created a panic so people want more government, more
police.
Here's the other aspect of it too.
When we would go on tour, we had to go on the airplane, it was easy as pie.
You walk on.
Oh, yeah.
And we'd go.
Then after the supposed terrorist attacks, they had to make you take your shoes off.
You got to take your belt off.
Grab your balls.
Yeah, they grab your nuts.
They grab, you know, they pat you down.
I got strip searched a few times because I look a little different.
I don't know about different.
Maybe it was because of my.
Weird.
Maybe it was because of my last name.
Or you were tan.
I was really tan.
I'm too tan.
I don't know.
But you know, and then it became a big hassle to travel and they took all of our rights
away.
Yeah.
Pretending that they're looking for terrorists when they know good and well that most U.S.
citizens are not terrorists.
They're not radicalized terrorists.
It's just a way to take your rights away.
So we have certain rights that were given to Senor Wolfers.
Freedom of speech.
Freedom to carry it, to have guns.
You know, constitutional rights.
Like a privilege.
No, not a privilege at all.
They consider driving a privilege and they could take it away at any time.
But freedom of speech, they can't take away.
They're trying.
They're trying their hardest right now.
They're trying.
So is that really bothering you that much?
Yeah.
Okay, it's good.
So basically.
I'm mad.
So now we get back to the United States.
So Osama bin Laden is in Afghanistan and they're trying to hunt this guy down because they
think he perpetrated this huge crime against American civilians on American soil.
Don't they know that he did it?
What do you mean?
Since his dad were, well, were front of the government.
Yes.
Wouldn't they know already?
Well, you would think that they would know, but sometimes like we talk about the government
likes to lie to you because they want more money and this increases.
So say one day you could spend $10 on your guys.
The next day you could spend a hundred million on them.
You know, they want to create this false sense of security so that you, they think you need
more protection to protect you from yourself basically.
So what they do is they create a police state, which means that you're always being watched.
Everybody has access to you.
They can arrest you for things.
They can detain you in jail for as long as they want without charging you for a crime.
Yes.
Like what they did to the people on January 6th.
Well, that's an, I mean, he doesn't know anything about it.
But that's a whole other story.
Yes.
I mean, we're just opening up rabbit holes right now.
So next thing you know, all because of this, all of a sudden certain things start to come
out that certain people are involved in what happened and they're not from this country.
They infiltrate the country, but they're not from this country.
They're, let's say, you see how big your head is?
Their hats are a lot smaller than that.
They barely cover their head.
So these people get caught videotaping the World Trade Center's falling down and celebrating
and dancing.
So would you do that though?
I mean, if you saw that, would you be celebrating and dancing?
No.
You saw a terrible accident.
Yeah.
You'd have a soul.
You know what I mean?
You knew that people got killed.
I wouldn't be able to go out and make a show.
Yeah, no.
Definitely.
You know, everybody that knew what was, I mean, you have to think there's hundreds of
people involved.
Don't touch that.
There's hundreds of people involved.
Hey, I know it's your first time.
You'll get used to it.
But multitudes of people are involved in this whole thing.
And now people are going, like say somebody goes out, it's not good to lie, right?
No, not at all.
But these people, even the president is going out in front of these people and being like
USA, USA, even though they know that these people did this horrendous thing, the American
citizens.
So basically, no one ever was charged, well, one hijacker was charged.
There was 19 hijackers on the planes between the two planes for the World Trade Center.
And they used little box cutters with a little razor blade sticks out about a half an inch,
maybe a quarter of an inch.
And that's how they got into, that's how they took over everybody.
Oh my gosh.
That's how they, that's how they, what do you call it?
Oh, my God.
Took over and that's how they hijacked the plane.
That's how they hijacked the, what do you call it?
The planes.
You know, like a little thing you don't have to worry about anymore if you don't want to.
So these people hijacked these planes and, I lost my train of thought.
With little box cutters.
Yes, with little box cutters and overtook the pilots and overtook the passenger.
And everyone was so afraid to get cut by that little baby box cutting knife that they
just let him take over because that would always be the case.
I wouldn't stand up and fight.
You wouldn't?
Oh man, I would kick the guy's ass.
Yes.
I wish I was on a plane that they hijacked the passenger.
It would be very funny.
So then.
See me cover you like this.
You'd be boxing, throwing elbows and knees.
That's what you gotta do.
Come at me.
Yeah.
Well, you gotta, they're strength, they're strength in numbers.
But so basically they, so the whole thing is, is that when this happened, technology wasn't
as good as it is now.
So then people started watching these videos and this movie came out called Loose Change
and it pointed out a lot of inconsistencies in what the government said happened.
Like if there was like, do you think if I was going like this, my finger could pass through
this pipe and then come out on the other side without me going like that.
Like say it was a wing of a plane.
Yeah, there you go.
You gotta, you gotta say.
So that's the World Trade Center, the microphone stand and then Larry's hand is the piano.
The pass is another building on the way to the, to the World Trade Center and they show
the wing go through the building because whoever did the computer graphics, the CGI back then,
they didn't do it like they do it now.
It looked like garbage.
So any, you know, it looked like a two year old could do it.
That's how bad of a job they did.
So then what happened was people started watching this stuff and what do you think they found,
Senor Wolfers?
They found them doing it.
Well they found evidence that it wasn't, not all is it seemed.
So basically they started finding out that, what do you call it?
They started finding out that when the, when the World Trade Center was collapsing, it was
like blowing out of the sides.
So they were like, oh my gosh, this must be a bomb.
But do you think that they would bomb their own people, American citizens?
Yes.
Yeah, there you go.
I mean, after we explained what's going.
Definitely.
Yeah, definitely.
They don't make you have enough money.
There you go.
That's definitely what it boils down to.
And that's the funny part because right before they did all this, a big, big, big bunch of
money got lost.
That's what we said, the 2.4 trillion guys.
That's what I was saying.
There was money that got stolen.
Like about one quarter of the will.
It's funny because where the Pentagon blew up and in the World Trade Centers, that was
where they kept all the records for the money and stuff.
So that's how they were able to make the money disappear and get lost in the ether, lost
in the shuffle.
Well not even.
There was never a word spoken again after.
Yeah, after that the money was forgotten.
Yes.
That's what I'm talking about America now.
That's more important.
Forget all those trillions of dollars we stole.
Yeah.
So we stole all this money from taxpayers.
We don't know where it went.
Obviously, it went to go line people's pockets and make bribes and pee.
You're used to that, senior woofer's being in Mexico.
Hey, you were just bragging.
I'm bragging.
Man, we a dollar for a taco.
I can't understand you.
You have to talk to normal.
I bragged for a million dollars for a taco.
You bragged.
No, a bribe is like say a cop pulls you over.
He's like you're speeding.
But if you want to get the speeding ticket, you got to pay me $50 and then you pay him
$50 and then it's a bribe.
You said heaven is staying.
Well the ticket will be like $200 but then you pay him $50 to get out of it.
The ticket's $300 now.
I'm just saying.
So $50 is worth it, bro.
So $50, you either pay $50 or you pay $100 and now you're bribing the cop to let you go
or else you would have a worse offense and you have to pay $300.
And you don't want to do that.
So basically our government's probably bribing people in our own government.
Our money's being used to bribe our country and other countries and other people and give
money to people that, like I said, you just don't have any idea of where it's going.
You'll never be able to follow $1 to see where it goes.
So then the time we at?
24 minutes.
Okay.
So we'll do half an hour.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll see how that goes.
So then, uh, Senor Wolfers, basically what came of all of this 9-11 scare?
First of all, there was a certain group of people that were told not to go to the World
Trade Center that day but that's for another episode.
Yeah.
Would you trust a guy named Larry Silverstein?
If I knew him, won't you?
Yeah.
Well, he'd do it.
That's what it did this way.
He would eat breakfast in the World Trade Center every single day but on September 11th, he
didn't show up for breakfast.
He had a doctor's appointment.
Or he drove his wife to one or something.
Well his wife scheduled an emergency, or a doctor's appointment for him.
Yeah.
And the funny thing is, is he owned the building.
Yeah.
It's kind of like he knew in advance.
Yeah.
And they bought it.
They needed $10 billion worth of repairs.
It was covered in asbestos.
Yeah.
And another thing they did was they changed the elevator company.
I think it was from to ACE and that was a privatized company and they were in there for months.
So we don't know what happened there.
I mean, that's interstructural stuff.
Yeah.
And they talked about gelatin.
So basically, Senor Wolfers, what became of this whole thing is that the government
tells you one thing about it and the people start to realize that something doesn't add
up but it's so far away right now that people sort of...
Show that to the camera.
I know.
People sort of decide.
Yo, baby.
Everybody loves the baby.
Yeah.
So God bless the United States.
What?
God bless America.
And...
He is heavy, isn't he?
He's a heavy boy.
40 pounds.
No, he weighs 15 pounds.
Don't say...
We'll show him.
Look at him.
We can see all of us.
Don't make him.
Don't tickle him.
He's going to cry if you do that.
It's not nice.
It's very funny.
Oh, don't slap a boy.
No, no, no.
Don't slap a boy.
He's going to cry if you don't slap a boy.
So that's an introduction in 911.
Yes.
Very family-friendly, so...
I am.
Yeah.
So what do we do about the government?
Don't give them anything.
Don't trust them.
Yes.
But if we don't give them anything?
Yeah, they will cut our heads off there and off with your head.
Question your teachers and they'll tell you what to say or why.
Let's say...
I don't know about that.
Let's say Charlie Brown just walking.
He doesn't pay the bills.
Yeah.
That head did.
Well, it's not even they didn't pay his bills.
They'll throw him in jail.
He doesn't pay his taxes.
They'll throw him in jail.
They'll hack him up.
Taxation is theft.
You don't need to...
Theft is very bad, so...
All right.
Well, let's end it.
All right, everybody.
Just for fun, just a little fun.
Just a little fun.
Yeah.
Thank you for tuning in to the Larry Needle Show.
I'm Larry.
Oh, I'm...
You're Larry.
Yeah.
And this is send your woofers.
Say goodbye, send your woofers.
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They'll fix you up and it'll be all good.
We're going to save the jingle tonight because...
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell.
This is a mixed crowd.
We have a 10-year-old with us, so...
This is going to be the Larry Needle's episode that you're allowed to play with your kids.
Let your kids see.
But I'm not an inappropriate adult.
I'm an inappropriate...
You're inappropriate?
Okay.
So this is my nice set.
This is your nice set.
I'm not inappropriate.
I'm inappropriate.
You're inappropriate?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're not what you see me when I'm drunk.
That's very funny.
Okay, cool.
Thanks for tuning in.
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