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Larry and Needles.
And, Larry and Needles.
Show.
Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
Tonight, we have a special guest.
Jorge!
Welcome George, how are you today?
I'm fine.
Thank you very much, George.
So, obviously Kiki is in here.
Him and his lover Carlos went to Tierra Del Fuego to get bottom surgery.
Yeah.
He should be out for a little while, but good prayers with you, Kiki.
George is an old school chap from my neighborhood.
He's a fucking cool motherfucker.
Yeah, George a cool dude.
I was in the best punk band in the world with his son.
Oh yeah.
George's son played the guitar, I played bass in that band, and we were fucking badass.
The rock and roll abortions.
They were great.
And you never guessed what I had for dinner tonight, Needles.
What's that?
Beth made it, and she gave it to Mary Mary, heated it up.
And it fried Mull and John.
So, like you throw it on the beach all day?
You don't want that though.
Yeah, it was good.
Do black people use a sunblock?
Ah, I don't know.
I mean, this is a tale as old as time.
I'm sure everybody's...
If they do, there's no need.
Well, I mean, that's kind of funny, right?
First of all, I don't think white people should use sunblock.
Well, I know, but I mean, I'm sure they...
They probably do.
It's probably the only thing they don't lock up at the CVS in the long run.
Right, right.
Well, they're afraid of cancer, so yeah.
They're afraid of it?
They're afraid of cancer, yeah.
Well, I mean...
That's a fake statement, what I love.
You knew what else like to eat, Mull and John?
Who's that?
Jeffrey Dahmer.
Oh, man.
You've been waiting all day just to say that.
No, I just thought of that.
I just thought of that.
That's great.
So, should we just get into it?
Because I got a story to tell really quick.
Okay, I got some good stuff to tell.
Well, I know Larry's prepared, but...
So, the other night, I was at my place.
Oh, yeah, this is good.
And I've been staying with my mom because she's been sick.
She broke her hip, so one night I stay at my place.
And I get up to take a piss.
It's like 10.30, 11.30.
I live in town, there's like 130,000.
Like, around my place, it's like Mexicans, but it's nice.
You know what I mean?
There's some white people too, but...
Brown-ass.
...perdominantly Mexican.
So, I get up and I got this window that looks like...
It looks over to Alley and then into the fucking street.
And there's a line of cars and shit.
And there's like, it's like, you know, 10.30, 11.
These guys fucking...
Two guys are like standing on the corner.
Yeah.
And look at kind of nefarious and shady, yeah.
You know, like, nothing good's gonna come out of these two.
Nobody's got joint then.
Oh.
Yeah, it's not the issue.
I didn't think you were gonna relight it right away.
Well, I might as well.
I mean...
Oh, so fucking these guys are there.
Also, the car pulls up and two guys get in, two guys get out.
And I can see that these dudes are dressed in all black.
And so, you know, I'm paying attention.
I'm having a heater.
And fucking all of a sudden, they just...
I can't see them anymore.
Next thing you know, all I see, I see a fucking car light come on.
So they're breaking into cars.
And they're six cars before the edge of my building so I could see six.
So out of those six cars, they broke into two of them.
Wow.
Before you notice.
No, no, no.
I've noticed the first one because the light came on in the car and I didn't see anybody
walking to the door or hear the door open.
You know what I mean?
So then you thought those chaps are breaking into a car?
Well, I know.
I was like, yeah, you know, the lights are...
You know, listen, man, I've changed my ways, but in the past life...
You know how those things work.
Yeah, I understand the mechanics of the situation that's going on right now.
So fucking these two guys fucking break into this car and it's my neighbor's car.
My next car is my other neighbor who does construction.
He's a carpenter.
So he's got all his tools in there.
So I don't want him to steal his fucking tools, you know?
So I was like, do I call the cops?
Because that's going to take 30 minutes.
Right.
Forever.
Maybe they even come.
Or do I do some street justice?
Needles, the vigilante.
I just stabbed people with needles.
The local hero.
The guy had 897 stab wounds.
What was with the syringe?
Punch 29 gauge.
Like an inch deep or a half.
Boy, it looks like this really hurt.
Like this guy looks like a real drug addict.
All over his face.
So fucking...
I go, I'm on a third floor walk up.
So I fucking sneak down and I wait until they get right by the fucking, they're getting
ready to jump to the next car.
And I fucking open the door, hit my neighbor's window, and then fucking go at the guy.
And this motherfucker, man, from up, he looked like he was 5'2".
When I got down there, he was like 6'1".
He was a huge, dressed in all black.
All you can see were his eyes.
Like black gloves.
Like a ninja.
They knew what they were fucking doing.
And immediately, I knew they were Venice Wayland.
No shit.
Because I live around Mexicans.
I lived in Mexico for a couple of years.
I know a fucking...
They weren't your everyday Spanish?
Well, it wasn't, yeah.
No, it was a completely fucking different language.
Right, right.
Just the tone of it.
It wasn't Spanish, the familiar kind.
So I catch him off guard.
There's a little fella too.
He's completely off guard.
He sees me, and he backs up.
And when the proximity is worth...
I ran up to him within 4'2".
Just in case he had something at the end.
I mean, he got a knife or something or a fucking...
So there's a light in the park by my house, and it kind of lights up.
So he reaches, goes back, and goes, you'll reach into his fucking pocket.
The other kid starts moving forward.
And I failed to mention that I had a sweet, sweet Smith & Wesson fucking blade on me.
That my boy ordered a 357, like a limited edition 357.
And they made it, and it came with a knife set, and he gave it to me.
Shout out, shout out, vamp, my boy Chris.
That's cool.
So he gave you the knife that came with the gun.
There was two of them.
That's pretty tight.
The first one is like a 6 inch blade, and at the bottom it's 3 inches where it's a lack one.
But it's hand machined like it's fucking.
It's just like, it's just a, you know, it's not meant to fucking open envelopes and shit.
So dude fucking goes to reach in his pocket.
I get up on my arm, because I don't know what he's got, you know what I mean?
So I can push him and shit.
And I pull the knife out.
Kid sees the knife, runs.
And as soon as the kid saw me do that and put my arm up, they just bolted.
Oh man, hopefully they don't come back for you.
But I'm not staying there.
Oh that was at your mom's?
No, this was at my place.
One night I stayed there in the last month and a half.
So this happened.
Oh yeah, I was saying.
No, they'll never fucking, and they don't know, you know, whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So then all of a sudden they start running.
My fucking neighbor comes around, he's outside fucking, I don't know, they're what he called Puerto Rican.
So who knows what they're doing.
They're probably doing shady shit too, but he's a good dude.
And I'm sure he's got a knife on him, he's Puerto Rican.
So, because I'm yelling and screaming at him and fucking, all of a sudden he comes running around and a car just fucking comes out of nowhere.
Fucking, and it's a one way street that I live on.
It's good, it's small, Georgie.
So he came around the other fucking way and grabbed the guys and they like sat there for a minute.
And my fucking neighbor is like, he's gonna say he's gonna go get his gun, because obviously I can't have a gun.
Right.
And so basically that was my Wednesday night.
Crazy.
Yeah, isn't that crazy that, like, it's, you know, these fucking guys, man, they're starting to branch out.
Yeah.
Like I was telling Larry, they're always watching, man.
They got nothing else better to do, man.
And it's because, you know, hey, oh, you gotta be accepting of everything.
Here's what's going on right now.
In England, London, Birmingham, Leeds, Blackburn, Sheffield, Oxford, Luton, O'Lam, in Rochedale, nine fucking big cities.
Yeah, they're being overwhelmed by migrants.
No, they got 14 out of all those fucking places.
They all got Muslim mares, dude.
There's only four million Muslims.
How do you think they started?
And there's 68 million people.
So that many people are not fucking voting?
How do you take over a government?
From within.
Yeah, exactly.
And then what do you do when you first get into the government?
This is all laid out, Larry.
No, I'm just saying, though, people have to fucking wake up.
And that's exactly what's going on here.
Well, not yet.
We're getting close.
It's fucking damn near.
We're getting close.
And plus those places, fucking England sucks.
Those are like little shitty places.
You know what I mean?
It's not like here.
It's all old school bullshit.
You know, a lot of those places are like still those like one street goes through the fucking town.
Right.
Yeah, it's not.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, cobblestone, yeah.
But it's not like everything's compressed there.
That's what I'm trying to say.
But yeah, no, this has been a problem.
And also the fuck, you know what?
I hate talking about the Brits.
They're a fact.
But the best thing about that is counter McGregor.
You know who that is?
You know, C-fighter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's running to be the prime minister.
He's the one that punched out the mascot.
Yeah, he's going to want to, I don't know if it's a prime minister or mayor, but he's running for Ireland.
Wow.
For next year.
And I'm going to tell you right now.
He probably has a chance.
Dude, I'll tell you right now, there's what the best way to fucking not steal an election is make it unstealable.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like he's already hard.
You know what I mean?
He's like.
I mean out of 68 million people in England.
That's it.
Yeah, and 4 million Muslims.
How does fucking nine of the biggest fucking cities have Muslim mayor?
I mean that's.
What do you mean?
They vote him in.
They steal the elections.
That's how it always comes down to.
How the fuck do you mean?
What do you want to do?
How do you want to assert control and power?
How about this man?
There's this thing called the AFD.
It's the, it's this alternate for Deutsch.
You know, I'll tell you.
Oh yeah, the German, the German, the right wing German.
It's the first time a right wing race.
German football party.
Yeah, in Germany since fucking World War II.
Yeah.
Because.
So scared of it.
Well, the thing is when they say right, what that was, you know what, listen, in light
of what's coming out this week, which is pretty great, that Daryl Cooper interview with
Talker Carlson, I started listening to that history of Zionism.
It is amazing because what we're talking about is the same thing.
Fucking people stealing land.
It's been going on, how do you think, what do you call it?
Not fucking, uh, Empire survived.
But look what happened to Rome also.
Rome fucking killed itself from within.
Everybody got greedy.
It's right.
You know what I mean?
It's so big and then they fall.
Yeah, it's like a game.
Everybody gets, everybody gets.
At.
What do you call it?
I don't know.
Everybody gets so full of themselves and so accustomed to lifestyle and you know, and
then all of a sudden somebody comes along and they're like, let's fuck it all up and
see what happens.
Yeah, but.
Shake the fucking fish tank.
There we go.
All right.
I don't know fucking what would you shake that fight.
Now we're talking.
But yeah, the cage or whatever.
Yeah, right on the cage.
It's fun to shake a fish tank.
I mean, it's like shaking a baby.
You're not supposed to shake a baby.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, says who?
Wow.
They all say that.
Well, I think so.
But, um, everybody pretty much.
No, so shit, I forgot what we were talking about.
You're going to shake up the fish tank.
Oh, the WF all this shit's laid out.
They fucking write, you know, they write shit documents.
Actually, they talk about this shit and it's transcribed down on the paper and then they
release the paper to the public.
They don't even give a fuck.
Like this is our agenda 2030.
You know, we're going to do mass migration.
We're going to fuck the economy.
We're going to fuck with your food.
We're going to fuck with your air.
We're going to make living so horrendous.
We're going to send in the legal.
Folks foreigners from other countries that are taught to hate us, they let in this country.
Yeah.
And they all like Biden.
Yeah.
Well, they don't like Biden.
Well, they're going to vote for Biden.
Because the problem is it's the devil.
Now it's going to be come out because well, these idiots are like, hey, if you don't vote
for us, guess what?
You're not going to get any more money.
You know what I mean?
You're not going to be able to survive.
You're not going to be able to live.
They come from places.
No, right.
And they come from places where you're fucking wilding in the street.
You know?
Well, no, there is no authority.
Authority care about each other
Bob's the pun jubes or pun jubes
Jabby's yeah, they fucking shit in this day of pictures like there's these pictures or
Websites dedicated to people in London
Well, no, they'll just be shitting on the street pissing on the boss
It's fucking these these third world countries or the average IQ is below 80 come on
I mean serious. How could that be? There's so many of them
Well, no, they don't learn any other just naturally not that bright
There's a billion people. How do you do? How do you maintain an education system?
How do you maintain any of them? Wow, you know, they mean and plus they're fucking
What's that? Oh, no, I'm just saying I didn't know what you said I'm mumbling
Okay, why don't we wait wait, okay, go ahead. Okay. No, you okay. This is where you're gonna talk about the shit still
What we're talking about those poon jabby's?
Well, no, I'm just saying when you when you bring all these people into a society now think about this now
We got all these Venice Wayland kids so called and you know what another actually think fuck what I was just about to say
These people that are running the White House right now have lost at least a half a million children from the border
They say three hundred twenty five thousand respectively. You always got to bump that number. I mean, I'd almost double it
Like that's what I fucking tell in the sheep, you know
How do you lose all these kids are just giving kids away, dude?
You get a kid you get a kid. Yeah, it's like Oprah or something. Yeah. Yeah. I mean your chair. There's a kid
Yeah, what the fuck right and nobody's saying anything horrible. Yeah. Now. I gotta take care of this kid
See you more it's proven
There was a movie that was about the true story the sound of there's one the sound of freedom get it
Yeah, but there's another one
Like another one just came out mr. X was telling me about speaking to mr. X. Yeah, George
Let's hear about this these guys with the nice tits and everything
It was only one guy, but he was with all the orgies with all the chicks Wow
Oh, was that like a so it was a tool to get pussy. So it's a chick with the guy. He was a dancer
He made money man. Wait a minute, but he was friends with all the other dancer. He was every word. Is he a cross dresser?
Yeah
Anything I work remember I told you I work just like a man and he's got a huge
He was a carpenter
No, this is a sign guy and I knew I'm just making sure I know oh I forgot that we're talking. No, that's all right
No, don't worry about it. No, yeah, you can say his name if you don't care
Okay, so he was a carpenter
Yeah, his name doesn't matter. Well, I don't
I know him like a guy, but he you know, so he dressed like a dude at work. Did he act like a dude?
Yeah, he had a sale boat and he was a captain. Wow. What was his girl's name?
His what girl name or did he just go by Dan?
No, I can't but he did have a girl named yeah, he did. Okay. There we go. That's a better way
I knew him real well, man. I knew a bad lady. It was a stripper. Yeah, but uh
I know it was young girl that was real heavy, but she died when they were doing some
drugs no surgery
No, wait, so oh shit. Fuck. I just for terrible. What year was this?
Shit a long time. No, but I know what I want to hear 70s. No, this is 80s
This is grin and bear it
for your eyes only
Teasers teasers is my old ladies company
These are all what companies are
Look it
I let loose I can't
I'm not even thinking so
Okay, so these things you named were just called. It sucks. No, they were companies for dancers. Oh
Prostitutes. No, no, okay, sir. I'm gonna do stripper. Okay, so strippers basically so they weren't doing any funny business. No, okay
If they were one of them was a tranny
George why well he he
They he didn't work for us. He went for another company. Yeah, but he was a friend. Yeah, okay
He because they were all the dancers all the dancers were close nice sure they got to stick together
Like, you know, you know, it was really cool. It was really cool. You gotta have their own world man
Just like a prison gang or something
Someone's gotta have your back of your dancer. It's a bunch of chicks that every dude wants to touch and gets hammered
That's true. You know what I mean like god work at that's a bouncer and I remember George's wife, man
She was hotter than a fucking pistol
She was really hot
Right, it's if I remember correctly. She was really good looking. Yeah, she's dead now. She's dead?
Yeah, George was a slick dude. Sorry to hear that, brother. Um, so then what oh, I think you told me that way happened
I forgot she died at 52
What the fuck?
Damn
well
R.I.P. George's wife. Yeah, I know her name, but I'll think of it. No, I know her name too, but I'm not gonna say it
She's one name you could say because she's dead. No, okay. Yeah
But the only the only person at the Larry needles show can't hire more people that are dead
So let's get back to the strip clubs
So what so these were actual so they would supply the dancers to the strip clubs? No, they would supply the dancers
To the bachelor party. Oh, okay. Okay at uh at houses. Really? Did you go hang out with these people or no?
I was a driver. Oh, so you had your security technique. I was a security. Yeah
I drove and he had I carried chicks music. I had one dancer that I usually
You know, yeah
But he and her got along good and I always got great tips. Nice. Well, I mean you just got to stand in the back and make sure trouble
don't happen, right
Basically, do you but it's yeah, it's pretty tense. I wouldn't do it anymore
No, it's it's very tense because you got all these drunk fucked up people naked chicks in their house and fucking
Everybody's all horned up and drugged up sometimes. Yeah, and I was suddenly fucking pull out the pistols, you know, and it's like ah, man
You have to throw down and fucking protect them like, you know, like get fucking hired and be like mother fuckers
Yeah, yeah, I had to walk around. I got her out got her into the car
Locked her up got her in the car and I started the car and I jumped I jumped in and started the car and uh,
she goes
Uh my radio George, where's my radio?
And I go, oh man, I gotta go back to the fucking radio
I had to go all the way back in the house because I had her fucking bag with uh
Shit in there with a costume and shit. Yeah
all her things
So I ran back in there and all these guys are like, where is she?
We want our money back to Sonnet, you know, and holy crap
That was scary and she said pull out your gun and just show them
I'm like, holy crap. No
Ah, that ain't good. He's got a gun. She's yelling. I'm not, no
She was in the car when she was there
But dad scared the hell out of me. Oh, yeah, that was an eye opener. Well, yeah, that would be a fucking really really scary one
That's kind of that's probably one of the most dangerous. I mean, I don't know. That's a pretty fucking dangerous job
Yeah, well, here's the thing any job like that is dangerous because you're dealing with fucking certain people
I hand if there's alcohol or
Well, there is they're getting strippers. They're not always dangerous a lot of times
Most of it's never gonna have fun. Yeah, it's a great time. It depends on how drunk the guys are
Yeah, you're gonna run into someone. These guys though could it could turn like that. You know, they were gangbanger. They were
Yeah, I was in the city
There you go. That was your fucking first problem. Well, there was nothing I could do the entertainment agency that we had was
Yeah, based out of Rogers Park, you know
I was watching I don't know why but I was watching a bunch of things about prostitutes and uh
Yeah, because well, how old were they? They're the underage prostitutes. No, they were they were
very
young women and
He's all upset. None of them will do they say we won't do a a a's
And the guys like the interviewers like what's a a's and they're like african americans and then every single pimp
In prostitute they talk to you they won't do african americans. Why?
Because they want too much for too little
Yeah, the story is all this time. The oldest profession there is is fucking prostitution. You know, most of them are
Black chicks, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's pretty
Weird, I thought I didn't know that you know what that they wouldn't fucking date black dudes. Yeah one day
Again when I was a different person
I would go on these websites and and that's the first and the ads no the ads would be
And then and then and then be like no a a no this that you know, they mean like weird stuff
Yeah, these people, you know, some of these people are they would think about this. They have no boundaries. You're letting them. I mean
What what's the majority of prostitutes that gets killed?
You know
Probably even dancers are like george like did they have boundaries these people
Yeah, no these people that the companies you knew back in the day any boundaries like this no aas no
No, no, they were pretty
But I'm gonna tell you another thing why did she write that on there?
Because she had a problem with someone that was a a right, right, you know, it doesn't say no white men
It doesn't say no mexican. You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's that is true. So there's also a reasoning behind
She didn't have it written down. They were actually interviewing these girls face to face
The writing's on the wall literally. Yeah, you know, I mean they drew a line in the sand and they're sticking with Pete
Hennessy was was in our company. Okay a tough guy for being a dancer
Oh, that's fucking great. He was all he was awesome. I'm paying all the way down and except for his feet
You gotta get closer to the mic george
I'm sorry
That's why I said turn them off but I do have them turned up but so he was about was your bodybuilder
No, this was the kid. I went to high school. Yeah, he was this kid was a badass. Yeah
He was a tough guy, but yeah, he got in the bodybuilding and it figures he would do that
Well, I mean that's
Money
I don't want to say I think he's in Nevada right now like in
He wasn't the smartest guy in the world back then and no, but his dad. His dad was smart
Okay, and you know, I remember he was very violent. Yeah. Oh, yeah
He got he got some uh, he got a settlement of some sort and his dad helped him
Be careful with it
So he didn't blow it, you know, because that's good, but I don't know what it all was about some of my business. Yeah
That's pretty cool
So it's interesting george, but Pete's a cool guy. Yeah, you gotta say that because if you ever seize you gain a punch in the fucking face
I know I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I know his brother. John is uh
His brother. John is a chef. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. You knew who worked with him was uh,
Don anford needles. Oh, did he?
What came for it?
Mark
He's the don
Because the way he speaks, you know, he sounds like this, uh
What's the guy's name don Vito? Yeah from the viva la bam. He just when you get him all flustered up
He's like
Exactly it's very funny and he gets very mad at us
And which was very funny. It's very funny. Um
So then
Man shit has happened very quickly around here. Isn't it like in the world or just in the united states
Well, in the world in the world. Yeah in the world, but I mean, I don't care as long as it's eventually
Well, but I mean
No, I'm kidding. I'm saying that it's for me, but uh, so we get what a school shooting
Allegedly, well, I'm just saying this is what's up. No, there wasn't school shooting. Yeah, there was a school shooting
and then we find out that
Basically, you know, everybody's fucking around with the president like they're
Bumping these numbers up and making it look like everything's fine to the normal person like
This fucking person's beating this person by this much like well, it doesn't even really matter at this point. I mean
I don't think that there's a possibility that they could steal it, right? I'm good. Thank you
But there's no way that they could steal what's going on right now. Fuck him. Oh
Who gets well the democrats? Well, I
You know, they say, uh, you know too big to rig and all this stuff, but I wouldn't put anything past them
I mean, we're from chicago. Well, I mean in my wife mary, you know, it was in the
Court thing and all those people that have those jobs and everybody that's connected in a crooked way
It's literally a machine. Yep. They would never even think of not voting democrat. No up until recently
They first snap out of it. The problem it's okay. So another thing
Well, then we'll ask, you know, 15 years. How about they bust this fucking chick
This uh, the lady that was kathy hokels assistant as a chinese spy
Yeah, did you see that? Okay
So she gave got money from russia. How come it's not okay to get it from how it's okay to get it from israel
Right, right. Israel runs our shit the jews run everything I can read. I'll read you off
They have oh they have like over 50 different like, um
What are those called foundations or yeah, foundations, you know what I mean? Like the adl and all this I mean
It is crazy. I would ramble them all off, but
It's okay for that long enough. It's okay for them to influence us
But if you do it with russia, oh my god, you know, they make it so fucking bad when who's a good guy
If I look if I said who's if I showed you putin and I show you bb. Who are you gonna say the good guy is?
Right
Putin, yeah, who's bb. He's uh
He's uh, he's uh runs israel right now. He's a top jew and charge. I never heard him. Yeah, no, so
It's okay. Betting yeah, I don't know some reason for some reason they they call him bb
And I thought what is he in the remons or something?
What all we got johnny tommy. We know that these people bb. Okay
So artistic
So we know that these people it's out in the open that these people are getting money from israel, right?
You can look up at the adl's website and it shows you how much they've donated that millions and millions of dollars every person in
Congress, I think there's like 74 people in congress and 56 of them have
affiliations to jewish to jewish organizations or they are jewish or they are a lot of dual citizens
That's i'm saying or they are they're jewish they're dual citizen, which should be that is never heard of that
That should be fucking gotten rid of right. I mean you can't be allowed to be in your foreign service of the united
Yeah, you're a foreign agent. That's the farra act. Shit. I don't think that thomas jevison or george washington would have fucking went for that
What do you mean?
Having some guy from china be
They will listen well look at the democrats do it all the time and look what happens
We had that mother fucker that got busted in san francisco and then now in new york like are these these people that like
Swallow, she's a spot. What's that?
Eric swallow. I can't remember his name. You mean fang fang
It might have been fang fang. Yeah, but uh, what do you call it?
And these people are like, oh russia's so bad. They're giving them money and then all of a sudden
It's like hey, I can look on a website and see that another country is giving our country money
And nobody says and every nobody turns a blind eye to it
Like we're in control of a we are not america first
It's weird. It's not weird at all. It's completely planned out. It's been laid out for us the people that are americans
Well, let's put people don't even realize it if I guess I guess the guys I work with eight guys
You know what the adl is? You know what I mean? Do you know the jdl the jewish defamation league?
What is the adl?
Anti defamation league. So what it is is it's um, it's the pitbull for uh, what do you call it?
another jewish
Uh, it's a it's a jewish arm weapon type from all we call all my god. I can't type thing
I would chase after lawyers and people that do wrong to fucking
You know certain legal. What's the other one? No, not it's a jewish foundation the anti defamation league
So basically what it is is was they decide they decide what's defamation other one the adl and then the
shit
I can't believe I forgot it right now. So basically what they have is they have these two companies that work together and
What the basics so what they'll do is
if somebody deems you an anti-semite the adl comes after you
And they smear do a smear campaign on you. He's an anti-semite
He's like a mel Gibson thing remember when he got all drunk and said all that stuff about the jews
Yeah, and they shut them down and everybody was like all up in arms and then
All of a sudden people are like, oh wow, there's books all this stuff written about there. Like I said, I'm listening to this thing about
uh, the taking over of Palestine by the Israelis and started uh by Theodore Herzl the inventor of Zionism
and how
What do you call it? They had um
Basically they went in there with the intentions of taking over this land, but right doing it very sneakily
You know like it's it's very interesting like how like we were talking about the how you take over countries from the fucking inside
You know they plant people in certain positions of power and then they manipulate the system to do whatever they wanted to do
Right money goes here money doesn't go there. This is this is ours. This isn't yours and
the tactics that these people use are fucking crazy man
It is they have no care for life at all
like all they care about is
Land land land like the jews wanted a place to live and well, I mean, you know, it's a blatant disregard for life
It really is the way and can I tell you okay, so
There's an we're funding active wars right now the active war in Israel is probably the craziest one
But I don't know exactly how real it is everything can be staged nowadays
Well, I don't trust and a lot of it. It's just you know, I feel like it's just money laundering is what it is
Well, that's Ukraine all of it. Ukraine is money laundering. No, they're we're funding
We're giving weapons to Israel to blow up
Palestinians and take over Gaza
That's what that's what our intentions are. You know, we've already talked about this how the intentions of the jews are
Either you're one of us or you're not one of us. Right, you know, who the hell what kind of okay?
So is okay technically Israel's our friend, right? Yeah, would I drag you into fights?
I would I drew a hamas. Do you know what I mean Hamas?
Yeah, if I would what I drink which is really started
And that's proven just like just like the CIA started ISIS in the Taliban
But I digress
So
Fuck I'm sorry. No, no, no, that's all right. I fucking it's just the basics the same things
I opened my mouth
The weapons so we don't give like when we give weapons to Ukraine and shit there. What are they using them on?
They're not using them inside of Russia
They already lost a jet
They're fucking blowing up literally blocks of shit, man. They're crazy. They just want to wipe these people out
So they can have their own place, which I don't understand
They're taking their borders back that they had in the fish. They won't let any people in there though
You try to get a muslim in there. You try to get a fucking a nigerian. You try to get a south american. Uh-uh
Israel is
We should be like israel. Yeah
It's a fucking roll. It's like roll please. We have a little better vetting process. What do you mean vetting?
This has been going on for fucking the people that
Well, Israel just had their big war back in 73. I think there was another one after that even
They had a six day war. Yeah, and the one where what's the space got his arm blown off and he was in you know
He was blown up during the parade or was that Egypt? That was Egypt never mind
I'm talking the wrong guy. It's okay though. I
I appreciate it. Yes, sir. It might be him
Or was it on was the dot? Oh
Whichever one he was fascinated, right? Yeah, okay
They came I saw it. I was watching the news. I was home from school
My uncle did a lot of my uncle was an architect and did a lot of work for him with design like fucking hospitals and shit
music or whatever, but I want to say this is a good time to say
Hey, Mr. X told me that he would commend needles and how far he's come from April 2023
Like he would be the conspiracy theorist of the year it was like, you know, I was like maybe
It was the biggest turnaround
You know ever
From not believing anything I said in the beginning. Okay. So like he said he said he went back and listened to some early episodes
And he was like, yeah, you guys came a long way and I was like nice
Well shout out to your ex man. Especially needles. He was like he fought everything and then all of a sudden he was like
He he woke up and it was amazing. Well, we all know that Mr. X is a 33rd degree green piece mason
And he loves the whales, but he hates the baby seals
So shout out to mr. X. Here's a couple others and I know he's gonna want us to talk about the
The tranny rates and all this stuff and I mean we'll get to it in a minute. We did
Study some more needles needs to look into it. Well, no, we him and I talk every woman
He thinks every woman is a man. I know which is hilarious and I love telling them that he's you might be right on most of them
No, yeah, I know at least the ones he was showing me
And uh, here's the answer to did Mick Jagger fuck Charlie wad's daughter. Uh-huh Kiki. He did not
He did not that's all you have well, no, he was he thought he did I thought it was a different guy
It wasn't Charlie watt's I thought it was he key he said Charlie wad's because I
Talking about anything
yeah
That you know, that mama say mama sama la Kus I know I don't he said it mean something else mama say mama
I'm a was from first of all because come on Michael Jackson song want to be starting something
Remember when he was talking about Jack up?
And he said, oh, if you listen close,
he's saying something different.
Well, no, actually that's exactly what he's saying,
but what it is, it's a ripoff,
it's a phrase stolen from the 1972 song,
So Mucasa by Manu Dibongo.
I mean, come on, kid, you butcher a name even.
Did you read this before?
Fucking African guy, it's hard to read.
Well, that's your handwriting.
Yeah, no, I just can't pronounce it even, Dibongo, Dibongo.
And he sued Jackson for a million pounds
and a million euros, I'm sorry.
Okay, I was gonna go.
Half a million.
Jesus, what number are you?
Sorry, dude, sorry, dude.
There's a fiber hole on.
And he was also suing fucking.
Jesus Christ.
He was also suing Rihanna.
Rihanna? Rihanna.
She used, okay.
She used the, she used the same.
Rihanna.
She used the same riff and don't stop the music.
I know he's reading his own writing.
But she didn't, she didn't settle with him,
but here's the thing.
The phrase means it's some shit
that some voodoo bitches would say
before they're gonna fuck.
That's what they're,
Mama say mama sa mucasa,
Mama say mama sa mucasa.
You know the Michael Jackson song,
he fucking wrote.
How did you learn that?
I fucking looked it up
because he said he's saying something on there
and so I listened to it.
And then after I listened to it,
I said, okay, it doesn't sound like,
it sounds like you're saying exactly what he said.
Yeah, when you put that hat on, you lose IQ points.
I'm telling you.
Me and George just said a hundred bonds.
I'm a little hot.
A hundred bond challenge.
You gotta say, man, that's something.
Okay, yeah.
He thought.
I mean, I'll give you that something.
So that was for Kiki.
African voodoo queen.
He put that out there on our last show
as he's saying something on the map.
You're fact checking Kiki when he's not here.
No, I told him to listen.
Yeah, in fact that's the thing that he's not here.
I'm not fucking talking about the room.
You hear this Kiki?
These are fucking words of war.
This son of a bitch is trying to start a war.
He's gonna listen to it.
He better not.
I told him to.
No, that's fine.
Whatever, okay, so that's very interesting.
So then, okay, so we get back into it then.
Now we get this kid.
Okay, we know more about the school shooter
than we do about this other guy that tried to shoot Trump,
which is very funny.
Don't you think so?
Right, right.
And then another thing, did you see that video I sent you?
Are you watched it where they didn't,
the family didn't know their kid lived there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw the other two kids,
the little brother and the little sister,
but I never saw that kid ever in my life
except like the day of the shooting.
Like the kid.
The kid that supposedly did the school shooting.
Yeah, they were like a 14 year old transgender boy.
And he listened to his name.
His name was.
His dad, he was a transgender boy.
His name was Colt.
Yeah, I thought of a name and I thought of his dad.
Shout out Mr. X 101.
Darencher, no, it wasn't that, but.
His name was what?
Colt.
His name should have been Gunmetal Blue.
I mean, that's how fucking stupid the name is.
It's got the name Colt in there.
Like the gun.
I understand that, Larry,
but I mean, that's just,
they just throw it in our faces like we're in here.
That's what I mean.
Here you go.
Here you go, stupid.
Everybody's like, oh my God,
this kid shopped to school.
It's like, first of all.
The neighbors never saw the kid before, George.
But then also three hours later, what happened?
We need to take guns away.
Ah, there's your, your plan finally came to fruition.
You know what I mean?
Like you worked it all out
and Mr. X already sent me a video debunking everything
over a guy that he follows.
I'm sure I can't remember his name
or not debunking it,
but shedding light on the situation to.
Debunking the story that they're saying.
Well, I mean, when you create the narrative,
you can also create the outcome, right?
But there was a failure because the kid lived
and he's eating.
Right.
But there's a lot of.
He can hang himself in jail,
although it's not an happen problem.
It's right.
That's what they do.
Isn't it weird because they never usually live, right, George?
They're always there.
Oh no, you know what?
They better get pop back out.
He's not even going to jail.
He what?
Oh, I think they let him out.
They already let him out.
No, I think they didn't let him out.
Oh, he can't go out.
No, they didn't let him out.
Yeah, I thought they did.
They put in the.
Oh, you remember I told you that yesterday
they were saying we're talking about that.
But the dad gave when they are 15, I guess, right?
See, they said for Christmas,
even though everybody said he was.
First of all, he's trans.
So what is it?
14 years old trans.
There's pictures of him.
Right there, the kid shouldn't be allowed
to have a firearm period because of because of.
Mental illness.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, that is where he wants.
I'm sure you're friends with Tim Tadak on though, right?
He went to prison for making automatic weapons
down in the fucking golf.
Oh, really?
They confiscated his sailboat.
So he was out of hand too.
Yeah.
And he goes, well, he goes,
if I take this sailboat down, he goes,
we'll have automatic weapons.
He goes, you can be a deck monkey.
And then I got, well, you know,
that's going with him and helping him.
Yeah, on motor.
Just a laborer.
But all the chicks, all the chicks,
the dancers, I've been to St. Croix,
I've been to Jamaica with all these dancers.
Oh, really?
No shit.
Yeah, all was great.
George was a fucking pimp, man.
A boat, a sailboat like that with this guy,
with the guy with the boobs.
But all the chicks, all the dancers,
they would load all their shit on there
and they would go out to Indiana.
Really?
They would take photoshoots with his boat,
like in the backdrop,
maybe by reeds and shit where it's a sandy beach.
It was some pretty cool stuff.
That sounds like it's all soft-core porn.
Yeah.
No, it's just sexy women.
No, they weren't not sexy women.
They were sexy, sexy women.
They were always...
That's the name of that.
Well, they got naked sometimes.
But no, there's not poking or nothing.
There's no more money in there.
They were, I didn't see it.
Yeah, I was gonna say it.
I would've got more money probably.
Well, yeah.
Because I'm watching her ass, you know?
Yeah.
But isn't that crazy that this kid already,
they're like, oh, he's trans and guns and mental illness
and shit like this and such.
Being trans is unbelievable.
I don't think it's possible.
It's a mental illness, that's what it is.
Unless they're born a hermaphrodite.
Yeah, okay, I'll give you that.
Then you gotta make it, then you can get yourself,
go whichever way they wanna go.
Right.
If it's God from God.
That's what I'm saying.
The problem is, they show these people now
where they're like, oh, I got-
Bobby knows a guy like that, Robert does.
There's, right, right?
I remember.
Did you meet that guy?
No, I never met him because I wanna see it myself.
So weird, so weird.
I'd have to take a look because of it.
So they're saying that these people that do this shit
where they get like Kiki getting the bottom surgery.
They're like, I did everything and I still don't feel
like a dude or a woman or a man.
Or like, so- It's like putting on a Halloween costume.
Yeah, it's like, what the fuck is wrong with this?
I just messed up this kiss for Halloween
and I'm not a millionaire.
What's going on?
And then they released the manifesto of the trans shooter
that killed all those Christian kids.
Right.
At the Christian school that were targeted.
And if this manifesto's fake, okay.
But if it's fucking real, how about this?
If it's fake or it's real, it still says
that you wanna kill Christian kids.
Yeah.
White kids.
You know, it's like, what?
And nobody's up in arms about this.
It's like, okay, fucking it.
Just let him, you know.
And then there was supposedly another one today
at his another school.
But I don't think- In Georgia.
I think it was one on one.
I think it was a fight in a bathroom.
Oh, just gunplay?
Yeah, well, I don't know about gunplay.
Well, that happens every day probably in Chicago.
But not school though.
Well, in Chicago.
In our school.
The school that-
They don't even remember it.
Oh, maybe there's North Carolina.
There's something like that.
Yeah.
The problem, who's the most vulnerable or everything?
Children.
Yeah.
If they fucking, if they gave them beers,
you know, when they knew that the beers were bad for them
and they kept those beers away from the liquor store.
School.
You know what I mean?
And kept them, kept those beers out of the fridge at home.
If you get what I'm saying.
Yeah.
But.
In Chicago.
They don't care, they'll kill us all.
They don't kill us all.
In Chicago though, when a kid,
when there's a kid shooting a kid at school,
it's not a school shooting, it's just a shooting.
It's usually just like a gang shooting.
Or it's a fucking ass shooting.
They don't count it as a school shooting.
It doesn't get all reported like crazy on the news.
I know they just had the kids, the four guys running
and chased the kid around in the store shooting them.
And they shot two guys that worked there too.
Yeah, they don't-
Shot the kid in the stomach
and then the legs.
Yeah, we don't have a, I mean-
Shot the other kid in the back and-
You know what we have?
We have a real gun problem in this country.
Real gun problem.
No, there's lots of guns,
but you got a lot of idiots getting them.
It's the problem with the kids, dude.
Yeah, I know.
I was in it.
I wasn't, I didn't have,
you didn't have to worry about me shooting
anybody when I was a kid.
Exactly, anyone that's responsible,
fucking, you know, unless you,
you gotta have a mental problem for one thing.
No, it's not, it's a fucking CIA op.
They created this rap music and now everybody
has to portray this lifestyle.
That's what they think.
They think that being a drug dealer,
being a thug, shooting someone at the drop of a hat
and killing somebody is okay.
And they don't, there's no morals involved.
You've completely given,
and who runs the music industry?
Yeah.
Juice.
And they've come out and they've said
that this is the best way,
like I said, we're the goi to them.
They don't give a fuck we're cattle.
Yeah.
They will do every porno company.
And ah shit, I started my Jew folder.
So it's a picture.
But you lost it.
A picture and then their name underneath it.
Of all the company they own.
And it's, I'm starting to work on it right now.
But, I mean they own everything.
The various tentacles.
They owe everything that degrades us.
Everything that makes decline in society.
Breaking up with the nuclear family, Catholicism.
No, that's, I did it.
No, this is.
It's been going on a long time.
This is written in the Talmud.
And.
It's all the way up.
It's just what it's turning into now
is the Democrats trying to take it over for the country.
Yeah, but there's no,
you know what?
They're fading themselves.
There's no Republicans and there's no Democrats.
There's just one party that wants to control everything.
Yeah.
And they do control everything.
And then in the United States,
do I gotta say who it is?
We just talked about it.
Mm-hmm.
The Jews.
They literally control fucking,
they really control all of this shit
and I'm not making up the media,
fucking what do you call it?
Radio, anything that has to do with banking.
I mean, we gave them, we just gave them that.
So shame on a lot of people for that.
But hey, you know what?
They made it to their advantage.
They've been bankers forever.
Yeah, I mean, that's the only thing to do is Shylock.
At one point in time, there wasn't a lot of.
Bankers and bread makers.
Yeah, they didn't really, yeah.
They didn't really,
oh, bankers get judged tirelessly.
What's that?
Well, I wonder why?
Why do bankers get judged?
By the Lord.
I don't know about that.
I don't know if that's one of the 11th commandment.
No, but it's in the Bible somewhere.
I can't start naming verses
because I'm not that well-versed.
But, so I think it's because, I don't know either.
No, well, I know what it is.
It's because fucking we're controlled by opposition.
We'd like to set, we're gonna get back
into the Jews again, that's fine.
But I mean, we're not America first anymore.
Do you think Donald Trump is working hand in hand
with these fucking people?
He's up there proclamating,
kissing the ass of the fucking Jews.
What the fuck is that?
Why are you doing that shit?
Don't you, we have enough fucking problems
that you're gonna fund other wars.
And you're gonna, these people are such our friends,
like I was telling them, like drag into war,
fucking take all your money, ruin your society,
fucking tear you apart from within.
Hey, let's go out again next Friday.
Turn their back on you when you need help.
They start a fight and then turn their back on you.
And then it's like, all right,
this is your fucking problem now.
You know, but what our shit is so,
we're so entrenched in your, in your shit
that we can just take whatever we want.
And we're for me gonna give it up.
But right now, I mean, everything that's going on
is so confusing and that's what they want.
Oh yeah, the pal.
To the layman, it's confusing.
Yeah, half the people want Palestine.
Half the people want Israel
and they're creating this big rift.
Well, it's like, why do 4% of the world need its own state?
They were happy where they were at
before all this shit started.
A lot of them weren't, a lot of them are leaving.
I mean, when they fucking, when they started,
when they were gonna start doing what you call Zionism,
they asked who lost the Rothschilds
and all these other families to back them.
And they're like, why the fuck do we wanna go to the desert?
We're living it up in all these countries,
making all this money, doing whatever fuck we want.
You know, so they fucking, here you go,
here's a couple of shekels, go do your own thing.
But then they turned it into a hate thing
where, like we talked about it, in Vietnam,
they would be like, okay,
how many fucking Vietnamese did you kill today?
And they would print that.
But with the Jews, it's like, oh, this many Jews died
to distract you, you know what I mean?
Like, and there might be $6,000 of Palestinians,
but five Jews died.
And that's how they use the propaganda, that says.
Sorry.
That's all right, but no, they fucking propaganda.
Well, everything's propaganda.
Well, but I mean, it's used against, you know,
like it's-
All right, let's move on to another subject.
Okay.
I got one.
Hey, you're behind me with that.
Let's talk about-
I'm not up to it, I could kill you.
Let's talk about Robbins, Illinois.
I won't.
It's about it.
That's all right, George.
Sorry, I gotta fucking go on tangent sometimes.
It was the first-
You're passionate, dude.
Yeah, Robbins, Illinois,
was the first all black community in Chicago, man.
The first in Illinois was Brooklyn,
which is a little east of St. Louis, Missouri.
And when was the first Reap committee?
I don't know, but the maximum,
the maximum, what do you call, people live in there.
Population.
Yeah, 9,000 in 1970.
Today, 4,500 people live there.
So half the people fucking moved out.
But are there still African-American?
Yes, 100%.
So it's predominantly African-American.
Are they old families or are the old families moved out?
And what's the point of this?
Why did you just come up with this?
Because, man, we're gonna talk about this for a while.
In the 1980s, they called it Rockville.
Do you know why needles?
Did you write down, do you know why needles?
No.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
No, I don't know why Larry told me.
You don't worry.
Rodway's not good,
because they had a lot of crack there.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Holy crap.
You said you had a lot of crack.
It took me one second.
But wait a minute.
Oh, wait, okay.
What was it?
Robbins?
Yes, Robbins, Illinois.
They call it Rockville?
Yeah.
Nice.
It's literally the first all-black community.
They were tired of getting stepped on and pushed around.
And they were like, fuck it, man.
I appreciate that, man.
And it was all the way back
when slaves were going on and shit.
That's how fucking long ago.
I believe there should be some sort of segregation.
I think it's not between, I'm just saying.
Yeah, and it was good
because it was a proximity to Chicago.
Like everybody should have their own shit.
I think it had part of the railroad.
How about this, man?
In 1960.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I know that.
But I wanted to get my word to it.
But I've thrown everybody off.
No, no, no.
You're not throwing anybody off.
Don't worry about it.
I'm stoned, man.
You're not.
And you know what?
I don't know how prominent the railroad was,
but I think there was going through there.
I don't know.
It sounds like a small ass town, though.
Okay, so first of all, how many?
It's by Blue Island.
Okay, I know exactly what you're saying.
Oh, maybe, George.
The Underground Railway.
Maybe, I don't know.
They didn't see anything about that.
Did you want to do any deeper diving?
How many police were there?
Well, listen, in 1960, only 40% of the homes
had running water and electricity.
In 1960.
Oh, were they bandos?
Did people, was it the fucking Grand House?
No, man.
These are the houses that they lived in.
I understand that, but they weren't abandoned.
They weren't trap houses.
No, no.
Were they nice, though?
Well, kind of, but they had outhouses and shit.
Oh, they were just in the water.
I saw pictures of today.
I didn't see pictures of the house.
New indoor plumbing?
Well, I got it.
No, no.
No.
Did they build this town?
Well, I think so.
There was some factories around there,
which attracted them initially like steel factories and shit.
Okay, so, okay.
Mo's probably.
The gangs were the Black Keystones,
the GDs, and the Weisslers.
Oh, shit, there were three fucking gangs
and how many?
7,900 people?
Yeah, and I'm talking way, way back.
They said that the first one was the Black Keystones.
Wow.
And they went all the way back to fucking...
40?
Yeah, or maybe even a little earlier, man.
It was like old fucking time.
I'm like, man, they had some gangs going on a lot of time ago.
But it's kind of weird in a fucking town with so many people.
You want to know about the police force?
Yes.
It was very small, for one thing.
They had the highest rate of hiring cops
that were fired from other police forces
for corruption and fucking dirty deeds and things like that.
Okay, so these cops were playing ball, basically.
All right, there's nothing wrong with that.
You know, you got to grease the wheels.
A lot of the cops had no driver's license.
I like this place, man.
It sounds like an awesome place.
A lot of them were selling behind drugs,
getting involved in fucking armed robberies.
These are utopias.
And stealing everybody's guns.
The problem is, dude, 7,900...
The cops.
Yeah.
But think about this, 7,900 people's not that big.
No, no, 4,500 people.
Well, I thought you said it went in half.
It started at 9,000.
Okay, 9,000, my bad.
Okay, so 9,000.
So it started at 9,000.
When did it go down to 4,500?
Well, slowly, up until 24.
So right now, it's 4,500.
Yeah.
Okay, so think about that.
And there's fucking the houses, man.
Every other house...
More than up.
Yeah, just trees growing through a clasp.
Yeah, it's a fucking relic of a pest.
So the house, trying to look nice,
and then like three more houses at one that burnt,
you know, shit like that.
That'd be a cool field trip, man.
It's fucking dangerous.
Now listen, I used to go out with this chick
that lived in Blue Island.
It's the next suburb over at Robins.
So I know exactly where it's at.
I used to work over there.
It's industrial parks and shit.
Yeah, how about this?
I live in the high schools down in there.
Where?
Blue Island.
Okay.
High schools.
Okay.
Probably a lot of the kids from Robins
went to that high school
because I don't think they had a high school.
It wasn't, it was really run down.
We were in Thornton Township High School.
So they might be the one they went to.
It's probably a fucking real shit hole, man.
Come on, go ahead.
Real fucking...
When you were, what?
Not long ago was that.
You were a janitor there?
Wait, what were you doing?
He said he was working there.
Oh, Jesus, man.
I'm like, wait, what were you doing at the high school?
Larry assumes that he was looking at...
I was hiding in the closet.
...he was cheering at young women.
I was trying to lure him into the...
You had your bicycle with the shorts,
the blue, the blue swimming with the football.
Oh, yeah.
And I rode up, you were standing at the end of the street
there looking at all the people in the high school.
And I said, what are you looking at?
That sounds like Larry.
Right.
Looking at the girls.
Well, you know...
Jesus, George even called you out.
No, it wasn't that.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, he says, Larry's so upset that school started.
What would you just be driving?
He's yelling at young women.
Oh, man.
Like, girl, hey, what are you doing, man?
I'm driving.
Now I'm an accomplice.
How about this, Needle?
How about this?
10 of the Tuskegee Airmen.
Tuskegee.
Yes.
Tuskegee.
We're for rabbits.
Really?
Yeah.
10 of them.
I think there's some still live there.
That's a high number, isn't it?
There's still some there.
Real fucking weird.
Yeah, well, they must have fucking said...
That was where their GI Bill, that's where they...
But I mean, think about that.
10 people from one...
It's because it's those little airplanes, right?
Wasn't it the fucking B-50?
Yeah, okay, so then they were black pilots.
Yes.
But why were they...
10 of them, think about that.
How tough it is to find pilots.
Yeah.
So like they were fucking...
Probably just going around recruiting these people.
Well, there's a reason that there's a lot of pilots in there.
And they did testing on them, too.
I can tell you what.
Yeah, that's the ironic part.
They didn't let them fly to planes.
They didn't want black pilots.
Well, here's why.
They barely let them fly.
And just steal them, not fly them.
Right.
Every time they were sitting around the corner.
George, every time you let one try,
he took off and never came back.
He said, I'm gonna go get some cruells.
You don't get cigarettes.
I'm getting some cruells.
It's hot.
So here's the reason why so many of them
were from Robbins, I believe.
It was these two guys,
Coffee and Robinson.
Robinson from...
This guy, Coffee.
No, these are just two guys that lived in the fucking town.
Yeah, I know, I understand that part.
This guy, Coffee, sent away for a fucking airplane.
I wonder if they called him Coffee because he was so black.
No, it wasn't spelled like that.
Oh.
But he sent away for an airplane kit
in the back of a magazine for $300.
And they used the fucking...
No, Robinson sent away for the plane.
And they used the motor from Coffee's motorbike
to power this thing.
And they started a fucking airplane company with this.
What?
With a homemade fucking airplane.
Are you kidding me?
What were they delivering?
This is like back at the dawn of airplanes.
You know what I mean?
That's very interesting.
Yeah.
I mean, where did you get this thing?
That's right.
Up a solo ride?
The very first female pilot, Bessie Coleman.
She was fucking from Robbins.
And the reason was because this Coffee and Robinson guy
wanted to work at the school and stuff.
And they wouldn't let him because they were black.
But then, so they said, fuck it.
And they couldn't get jobs at any of the things.
Because like Georgie just said, they wouldn't let him fly
because they were black.
So they said, fuck it.
We're going to make our own airport.
And they had like a fucking runway
that looked worse than my driveway.
Well, yeah.
I mean...
And the fucking thing was...
You see what Africa looks like, right?
And they're going in this guy's homemade fucking airplane.
To where?
Flying people around on short little trips and shit.
They were a commercial airline company.
Yeah.
You didn't say I thought you meant packages.
They were actually...
All kinds of shit.
Packages, whatever they had to do for money.
But listen now, Bessie Coleman, the first female pilot.
What do you think happened to her?
She fell off.
She died in a plane crash.
I was hoping to see a choke on a chicken bone bite.
It was the dinner.
That was the dinner.
I mean, that was the hobby.
It was her last meal.
She choked on a chicken bone in the cockpit crash plane.
Yeah.
So they wanted to work at the school.
So wait, wait, slow down, slow down.
Slow down, hot rod.
So was at the end of the company then that she crashed the plane.
Did they have multiple planes?
No, no.
Then they started getting...
They got a couple planes after a while.
But, you know, they were real rickety looking.
I mean, well, I mean...
I mean, think about this.
First of all, taking off is the easy part.
So listen, Robinson gets a job at the school.
It's a janitor.
OK, hey, props out to him, man.
And he's listening around the corner to classes.
He wants to get in on classes.
And they're like, you can't go to the school here
because you're black.
So you're just talking about segregation.
It's crazy, dude.
No, it's not at all.
People were getting fit with dogs.
No.
The longest joke ever.
The best one he's ever told, too.
But no, I mean, the nursing guys get hit with dogs
and sprayed with water hoses.
Oh, they're brutal.
Yeah, I mean, come on.
The guys got the terrible little kind of placement.
But listen, after they fucking...
After they saw the plane with the motorcycle engine
and it flew and everything, they were so impressed.
Who was?
The white?
The school?
Yeah, the white people that ran the school.
Whitey was so impressed that they let them come to the school
and they had a special class with a couple teachers
with just those two guys in the class only.
Because they were that smart?
Like no other...
Well, for one thing, they were adults.
Oh, OK.
It was a high school.
It was probably a good idea.
You forgot you failed to mention that part.
You know, they're running an airport and shit.
There's only adults.
Well, they were old enough to go get a job as pilot.
What kind of airplanes are you talking about?
Well, because they flew in these Tuskegee airmen.
You know, there were some of the ones that...
So this was after the war?
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, right.
OK, in reality, they had C3s, the cargo planes and shit.
Well, but they were flying.
Yeah, well, that's why they were so interested in the plane.
Now they could start this company and then they got pilots.
OK, there we go.
Memorized.
So it was pretty fucking crazy.
But...
So they shipped drugs, you think?
They had to.
I don't know, man.
Think about that.
They probably had to.
If they called it Crackfield.
Crackfield.
Yeah.
So that was the kids.
That was their kids that did that.
Yeah, that was not back then.
It was nice.
Oh, OK.
Because listen, when they built the airport.
These aren't these are responsible guys, you know?
Well, anybody can be corrupted.
They built the airport in 1931.
OK.
Yeah.
And it went all the way until 1933.
Well, those are fights.
I mean, come on, no.
Are you joking with me?
Well, you said that the Mustang didn't come out until 44.
Because they had such rickety fucking carpentry work
because they all pitched in and built the fucking airport
that a storm came through and knocked it down.
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
You guys built the pyramids.
Well, not these guys, though.
I mean, they're definitely not the Amish.
How rickety a storm came through.
Yeah, like a bad storm came through
and they did such a shitty job building the fucking.
Infrastructure from this town.
What did you get yourself from?
I was looking up Robbins and just looking
at videos of different ghettos around Illinois and shit.
You know, it was interesting, you know.
And two people that are from there that are famous
is Lieutenant Uhuru from Star Trek.
OK.
I don't know who that is.
It's a black chick from the original.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And D Wade.
Oh, from group D Wade.
basketball player?
Oh, man.
No, D Wade, that Duane Wade.
Yeah, I think that's who it is.
That's it, that's it.
Duane Wade.
He's from Robbins?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
Sounds like a real shithole.
Well, I don't know when he was playing.
How big is this fucking property
that they had an airport on it?
It's not, dude.
It was.
Well, it was smaller than my house.
The airport?
Yeah, it was a shack.
Yeah, but they needed a landing strip.
How they even were able to legally call it an airport?
Back in the olden days, man, all they had to have
was a big field there.
In the runway.
Yeah, you know, straight sleep.
There's just no, the FAA doesn't, you know, nothing exists.
It's just.
Well, back then, FAA.
Like a slam, man.
It wasn't there yet.
I mean, you were like in Blazing Saddles.
The Sheriff's in near.
And then all of a sudden he lands a plane and it's a black guy.
And I go, oh, man.
They're like, where'd you steal that from, buddy?
And they're fucking ramshackle operation.
Yeah, it was so ramshackle.
When I was watching this one video, dude,
I was laughing so hard, I was thinking needles would love
this because they're just fucking up everything,
every step of the way.
I'd like to show video of them.
No.
Oh.
You sound like a stupid.
They're showing the city streets as he's talking about it.
And he's showing where the airport was.
Oh, OK.
So he's giving you a general idea of what the layout was.
It was in Robinson's backyard here.
It's fucking crazy.
Well, that's pretty much.
That's pretty interesting.
I like weird shit.
But the weird thing is also they fucking
did tests on those guys that took a year, man.
Like they all got sick at one point.
VV tests and shit.
Like, I think they gave them syphilis.
And malaria.
They did malaria stuff too.
They did all the shit.
They were like, oh, I know that they
fucking fucked those guys over.
They would never admit it.
But they did.
I think they already did.
They admitted it.
I think it's out there that there's something happening.
Yeah, they might have.
The time went.
Hour and seven.
OK.
Yeah, that was pretty fucking interesting though.
Robinson was like, dude.
It's very interesting to see stuff like that right
in your own backyard.
But at the same time, how it only lasted from 1931 to 1933.
I want to tell the people that everything's OK with spalding
that he's not sick or anything.
He was just sleeping.
He got sick or fell.
He's sleeping.
And he doesn't want to be in the swing.
He's still under house arrest.
But if he doesn't go out of the house again,
he keeps getting rolling man playing with a doll.
He keeps getting cars going out of the house.
He makes me so mad.
It's like listening to Bill Gates talk when you
pick that fucking baby up.
Give me.
I think I'm getting COVID from him.
I want to wrap his head up with those toilet paper.
Who's a doll?
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
I wouldn't go to anything else.
What's his name, Pety?
What's his name?
Spalding.
He's named after the basketball.
Spalding Sickle Cell Wilson.
He's named after the basketball.
Spalding Wilson.
Spalding Sickle Cell Wilson.
I remember Wilson.
But whatever.
I mean, it's what it's really like.
It turns out he didn't have sickle cell.
He had a sickle cell scare, though.
Who?
Spalding.
Oh, OK.
It was scary.
I like his jewelry.
He has diabetes though.
He's already got the diabetes.
Yeah, he's got diabetes.
He was born with that.
He was born with the bottle of words at the candy factory.
He was so sweet that he was glistening when he was born.
So this baby needs a knee-high grape.
He's shaking quick.
Get a knee-high grape and turn by V.
He has a steel reserve stat.
That's all right, though.
All right, should we fucking end this bitch?
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I get a picture of your friend.
I forgot.
He used to be the rotor-router guy.
The rotor-router?
I mean, we're talking about Paul.
Paulie?
I got a picture of his new van.
I saw it about five years ago, I think.
Five years ago?
But I still want to get hold of him for that motor.
You're thinking of that Mopar still, huh?
The 440.
No, it's a 440 Mopar motor that he had.
It was a cop car motor.
Really?
Yeah.
What are you going to do with that?
You think he still has it?
Yeah, he told me it wasn't going though.
I saw him at the gas station.
I took a picture of his van so I would remember it.
What about the little bastards that were in your garage?
Yeah, let's talk about fucking Daniel and Cass.
I cannot blame them, nobody for nothing.
I can't say nothing.
But they were in your garage, though, just looting around?
No, my backyard.
I thought they were in your thing, fucking around
with your bike, your motorbike.
It was in the backyard, back by the door, inside the tent.
I thought it was in the garage.
But they were inside my back.
They opened the gate and were in my backyard.
And that's where the tortoise disappeared from.
You think the tortoise just walked out?
No, I know the tortoise didn't just walk out.
Because...
Did they stole it?
Somebody...
No, I don't think they stole it.
No.
Somebody stole your tortoise?
You know how big was his tortoise?
He was about this big.
Oh, that's so...
I thought he was like this.
No, he was little.
I have a friend that had a big tortoise in his head.
He's just a liar.
All your story is...
No, he didn't tell him, Joe.
I've had big tortoises like this.
I didn't know.
He said tortoise, all I've ever seen George had,
was big tortoise.
Like one time he had like four or like this.
And...
It...
I'm gonna let it go.
Is it just in your backyard?
No, I have a pen form.
But he wouldn't go anywhere because the female
was in the other pen.
And he wouldn't go...
Then he wants to get to her.
He wouldn't go anywhere other than that female.
Because he would not even eat if he could try to get to her.
You know what I mean?
He had to be completely blacked off.
And he still would rip off.
A work bastard.
And he was little.
So he was fast and zipped around.
Is the female big?
The female, she was twice as big as him.
I think he was maybe a little bit of a...
A mid...
No, a mixed breed though, because I had him since...
A mudblood?
Well, no, well, they're expensive.
He was 180 bucks.
Oh, fuck me, man.
They're fucking tortoise or turtle?
Yeah.
And they're Russian tortoises.
I'm fine with them.
I'm fine with that.
So who do you think stole it?
I'm not sure yet.
But I hope it's a life stone.
Man, fucking kids.
Dude, if I catch the kid that did it,
I'm going to tell his parents.
And I'm going to go there and tell his parents
that I want the turtle back or I'm going to drag the police in.
And he's going to get my turtle back.
Well, $180 and having them for six years,
they call the money I put into that turtle for breeding.
Yeah.
Hey, no.
Breeding turtles is great.
And they're $180 a piece.
Yeah, they have no...
And he has to be friends with the fucking thing, man.
Oh, he's excellent.
His name was James West.
Oh, man.
Because he went in and he took these other two and just kicked her ass.
He was clawing them and rolling on them.
Turtle fights would be cool.
Well, it's mean because that's how they...
Dominate.
The little male attacks the female for the...
To get laid.
Pussy.
Yeah, because it makes her submissive.
But then my big one has a big male in there with her.
So the four players are beating, basically,
for turtle or...
Oh, she said he's mixed.
Oh, shit.
Well, no, that's the breeding cycles.
Sometimes they get bloody.
Oh.
I'm getting bit.
That's crazy.
Yeah, well, I saw him attack her once and that was it.
I couldn't do it.
Oh, that's scary.
I didn't want...
She looked like she was trying to get away.
Yeah.
And he was in the tortoise food.
It's like London.
She's running away for your life.
Yeah.
Wow.
Very cool.
Pulled him out.
He was hanging off the back of her up in the air, you know.
I never knew turtles were so aggressive.
Oh, they're a whole different...
Weird.
Very weird.
Hey, I put the phone in my room and I set it for down with the recording and I didn't
discover this until today.
And I took it like a year ago, I think, maybe even longer.
But it was the bird.
I'm talking to the bird and I get up.
And I turn around and I walk out of the room and it's aimed at its cage, at her cage.
And she's all excited, running back and forth and squawking and running back and forth and
squawking and going down over here and up over there.
It's great.
I had her doing it for about 10 minutes, it seems.
So wait a second.
You have a bird?
An African grape.
In the house?
Yeah, it's a parrot.
Not caged.
He's from the cage, yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's just a free-range bird.
It's caged.
And I'm mirroring and she's out, I let her out.
Yeah.
Does it talk?
Yeah.
What does it say?
All kinds of shit, man.
And word?
No.
Oh, George, really.
Come on, George.
Hey, she says what she wants to say.
That's pretty funny, Larry.
She doesn't listen to what I say.
Because Larry completely missed this.
He said he was talking to the bird.
Does the bird repeat what you say?
A lot.
Okay, yeah.
I broke him whistles because I can't whistle.
That's funny.
And he goes and does that.
But he usually does like if I stick him in the bathroom up on the shower rack, shower
curtain, I put shit down for him so he gets free in there because he's by himself and
he starts talking and he'll talk in a whole sentence.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
And then he goes, dude, that's cringe.
The bird's down and then.
Dude, I didn't say you can't smoke rocks in that place.
The bird starts talking.
What the fuck was in the other room?
Hey, when I got in fights with the dogs and the blood was flying and I was fucking pounding
and shit.
And I finally stopped it all and I sat on the floor and the bird came down behind me,
in her cage.
And she goes, you all right?
Oh man.
That's cool.
You got a real fucking, real weird zoo vibe going on in this place.
I like the animals.
I know.
I'm just saying.
I've been here for a while too.
I love my pig.
Yeah.
That thing was fucking crazy.
Faster.
That thing was.
That thing was cool.
Faster.
Fucking, I cannot believe the bird said, are you all right?
Yeah.
He said it a lot though after that, but the first time.
I would have fell over and died.
The first time I heard him talk to where he said something to me, she said something
to me.
I was picking up the pigs and she's chopping all the fucking cardboard up and making it
like a confetti and then she pushes it all out.
And I was scooping it up and the edge of the tile that I covered her with the sheet was
up a little bit like this and I'm sweeping it up like this and I hear, well, hello there.
Oh man.
That's scary.
Fuck that shit.
And I don't want to.
I looked under the thing and there was her little feet and there was her head looking
down like this.
So to have a bird, you got to be a specific type of person.
To have a bird that talks to you.
You really got to fucking, I mean.
There's a higher.
Come on.
It's repeating.
I know, but still though, man.
Is that mother fucker talking in the middle of the night?
She growls and then.
Oh man.
It's only like once in a while I can hear like.
Fucking growling birds.
No, she goes.
Oh, that's even older.
And grinds, no, she grinds seeds up in the ground.
Yeah, but still something sounds good.
Just got choked in the ground.
It's an actual sound.
You used to.
But I'm not going to be here.
Bird.
You want to see a picture of it?
How old is it?
They live forever, don't they?
It was a long time.
And the lady told me she didn't know how old she was.
She was.
And when I got her, she had real short tail feathers.
And since I've had her in the last six years, I go back to 2019 with pictures from her.
And I do get a bird for a fucking minute.
That's some bitch is talking shit.
Fuck that, man.
I don't want something talking from you from the other.
It's not like it's cool.
Well, Timmy and Peter had that bird and it talked in a really, really weird old man's
voice.
Motherfucker.
This one does that.
Like it was some other guy's voice.
And Pete, Pete told me he's like, it was fucking weird because somebody else had this bird
for years.
It was like this fucking big when they got it.
So it was trained off of someone else.
Yeah.
And the person had a terrible fucking ear, Joe.
You're watching the podcast and watching a video.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we're way over anyway.
Yeah.
Hey, I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
I want to thank Georgie for showing us the real hodge.
It's been very fun.
Sorry, Adam.
No, no, no, man.
That was great.
Mr. X, next time we'll hit the transition.
Yeah, we'll do it.
A little harder.
Yeah.
Whoa, that's what Larry says in Boys Town.
Yeah.
Later.
It is what I say, isn't it?
Let's see.
Wait, first I got to get this shit rolling.
Look at this.
I'm behind schedule.
See this.
That's a bone.
All right.
Thanks for tuning in.
Pee's Azure here.