time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
I'm Kiki.
And Kiki is here as usual.
The gang's all here.
I'm gonna tell you what, real before we start, you know, I watch Instagram and these hot chicks that play drums.
Yeah.
You know, and they always have like short shorts out of shit and they're only, they're only legs are always spread.
I just wish one of them would be sitting there with like no panties on.
I want kiddies out.
I mean, that's the way to go.
Panties is okay, but I mean.
Yeah, and some of those chicks not only.
Ideally, yeah, they'd be wearing nothing but.
But it's so funny how not only are they red hot though, they could actually play.
They can jam.
But it's so funny that the only way that they're going to get recognized is dressed in sexy plain drops.
That's it.
They're not going to be, you know.
Well, it helps.
It definitely pays the bills.
But they can jam.
I mean, the only ones that get recognized are like the little Asian kids that are like five years old rock and like, oh shit.
That's funny.
It's sort of like a meme where it's like, this chicks, you know, they don't get, they don't get any likes on Instagram or Twitter.
And then it's just a chick showing her tits and it's like a million likes.
Yeah.
You know, you got to keep up with the times.
But you know, that's what's it's the whole thing.
You know, once you give the cow away for the milk, what's that?
The milk for free.
I can't remember the exact.
Why would you want to buy the cow if you're getting free milk?
If you get the milk for free.
Yeah.
It kind of loses its luster.
You think one of people going to be, I mean, I understand that everybody has their perversions and they're flooding us with.
And endating our minds with pornography and all this shit to dull our minds.
But it's like dudes love tits and it's working.
Dudes love tits.
I see you pervers.
Especially I'm like, oh boy.
Yeah.
But dude, it's like, I don't know if it was true or not, but they said Elon Musk gave Starlink to like an Amazon tribe and like all the boys were too porn and like online.
I think it was, I think it's false.
I think it's better for me.
It probably is false.
But it's still funny.
I guarantee that that would be.
Dude, imagine seeing, it's just like those young guys seeing like white girl titties and stuff.
You're like, wait a minute, what?
Well, it's like the fuck is that?
It's like the problem is they send these immigrants here and they're watching this violent porn and all of this stuff and they're taking it out on them.
This must be what women like here.
And this is how we're, you know, we're just going to take it.
They like it like this.
And you know who controls all the porn?
Oh, come on.
Do we really got to start with them already?
Yeah.
I'm just telling you, which is true.
This is all proven.
I'm not making this shit up.
No, they do.
And the thing is, is I wanted to say this also is that I'll try.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, my God.
They're from my Yamaha.
Oh, but I'm still going to trash on other religions also.
Okay.
You know, because Christianity is also based in some serious shit.
You know what I mean?
The Vatican, pedophilia, the Crusades, all of this other stuff.
I don't think that's what Christianity is based in.
It's not based in.
It's all corrupt.
It's all, it's been corrupted.
All of it has been.
Even with Zionism and Jews, all of the, what do you call it, muzzies and stuff like that.
They're all, religion is just based on bullshit.
It killed more people than code.
Well, honestly, I think I almost said it.
Than code haters.
Yeah.
It's killed more people than code.
No, I didn't say like, what is it?
I actually say like parasites have actually killed the most people.
Or what the hell was it that's killed the most people?
No, it's been facetious.
Black.
I know, but no, that's the same though.
I mean, I would assume.
It was always the thing, religion.
I would assume.
I told the Senators earlier, but they're talking, I saw this thing.
They're talking to this big hardcore biker.
He's dealing math.
He's fucking killing people and all this.
And his interviewers like, what's the most dangerous part about being, you know, a Hell's
Angel or a big biker like this, whatever.
He's like, well, the most dangerous thing is the actual motorcycle itself.
Well, that is your thing.
Those more guys get fucked up on the motorcycle.
Because they're not everything else coincides with that also.
Exactly.
You know, getting all fucked up.
You know what I mean?
There's fucking.
That's it.
I knew a guy long time ago.
There used to be a bar down here and he was riding home and somebody cut him off while
he was riding on his motorcycle and he hit a sign, like just a regular sign with his
motorcycle and it bent the pole back while he hit it and it front tire hit and impaled
them.
Yeah, that's all it takes.
Yeah, like it was that quick.
It wasn't even his fault.
No, and he was dead and that was it.
Motorcycles are dangerous.
They call them donor bikes.
Yeah.
So, I let him.
I'm gonna go say goodbye to my wife.
Okay.
But we call you on it.
I'll wait till Larry gets back down here.
Come on, Larry move.
What are you doing?
You already did it three times.
You're so autistic.
God, go count some Q-tips or something.
You fucking retard.
So, you wanna hear something funny?
I told him that we went to the ball game last week.
Oh yeah.
Hey, I need you to come here, man.
Yes.
He said that.
I did it.
I'm like, I called you three times.
He's like, oh, man.
You are such a bitch.
You're like, why did you have my phone with me anyway?
He's like, okay.
I called him earlier and the phone just went to Boyz.
Because he's an old man.
He doesn't know what the fuck's going on anymore.
I don't know.
I don't want.
Well, now you just retarded.
I have my phone there too.
Yeah, you're out there working.
Yeah.
He's out here.
I don't want to answer the phone in the morning.
He's out there stooping bombs at 8 in the morning.
Yeah.
Trying to figure out what he's gonna feed the cat today.
That's the most thing that's all that ang- I mean, this fucking guy.
He's like that old man sitting in a chair.
Have you ever seen it in one video?
Like the kids messing with the old timer?
Where the old timer's like sleeping on the chair and they fart real loud in the window.
They're like, what was that?
Who was there?
Who was that?
And they're sitting there laughing outside.
They're like, aww.
That is Larry.
There's just a window away from a fart.
He doesn't know what's going on though.
But yeah, so we went to, I was telling Kiki, because I, I, I bought him about that about
you.
I said you were gonna bitch that.
We went to the ball game last week.
But here, wait a minute.
Slow down.
Oh boy, did Kiki Creeper come out in front of my kid?
He was on point all day long.
And let me tell you, this fucking kid, so my kid's a big chungus.
I got two fat girls in my life.
And it's Kiki.
And Kiki knows my kid, you know.
He's the best.
Oh, he's stealing all the popcorn.
Yeah, he's a big chungus dude.
And so we went.
For his age, like he's tall.
He's a big kid.
Yeah, he's just a big kid.
And what do you call it?
So they're like, we want pizza.
This is how they talk to each other.
Like cavemen.
Pizza, pizza.
So then we go up there and we're going to get a pizza, a piece of pizza.
And Kiki gets a hot dog.
And he's like, hey, you got any pizza?
And they're like, no, he wanted to get a piece of a walking around piece of pizza.
No, wait, he wanted, he got a hot dog to walk to the other side to go get a piece of pizza.
It was a Bratwurst.
The walking Bratwurst.
I asked him, because I haven't had Garibaldi's in a long time.
So I didn't want to Garibaldi's.
So we're going to get a slice.
Yeah.
I don't have any.
But then, yeah, I was on the other side.
Well, they may have something.
I got a Bratwurst.
You got a walking Bratwurst.
It's a long walk.
Yeah, not really.
It was like less than a hundred.
It's like a little league field.
Oh, it was crazy though.
But they ran out of pizza.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
Rat bastard.
It was pretty cool.
It was really fun.
But these Rat bastards, oh, and Kiki was in creeper mode.
Like I said, dude, his head was, he was like even Vietnam.
His head was on a swivel.
That's fucking awesome.
They just call it over there.
Over there.
Look.
Like a monkey.
Oh, these youngies with the short shorts.
I mean, cheeks are hanging out, everything.
They really were.
Like I could not believe the amount of cheeks I saw at a minor league baseball game.
We're not even minor league.
It was like triple A.
Well, they want to fuck the baseball players.
Huh?
They want to get the attention of the players.
Yeah, but Larry, these guys are like one step above Chick-fil-A.
Yeah.
In the baseball world, they're not really, I mean, granted they do play.
I could never do that, but it was just very funny.
I don't think they probably could.
These guys, they made a couple errors that were like, what the hell?
Yeah, there was some Tom Fulery going on there.
But um, it's just, it's just funny that when you take Kiki anywhere, you know, he just
can't keep it.
He's got to have food at all times.
And he's got to be looking at muff.
That's what he keeps him happy.
Sounds pretty basic.
No, not at all.
I'm a simple man.
He's a very simple man.
It's the best thing ever.
So what's saying?
He's talking, he's just sitting there talking trash and here's my kid and then the guy
sitting in front of us had the move, I think.
They couldn't handle the length.
They kept looking back.
Yeah, he kept looking back at us because we were talking, I mean, you know, it's my,
it's 10, you know what I mean?
We weren't saying anything racist or anything.
No.
We were just talking to normal people.
We were being too bad, but yeah.
No, but this guy looks like he's never, like he's never been to a ball game and heard this
type of vulgarity.
Yeah.
You okay, Tank?
You are really autistic Larry.
I know.
I'm kind of worried because I brought the baby to the...
Because you're smoking in front of him?
That, but not only that.
You want him as a crib?
I brought him to the doctor and he might have sickle cell.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a guarantee.
Gitchy, gitchy goo.
So we're going to get a fried chicken bucket.
He's making a new swing.
Yeah, we're going to make him a KFC swing.
So we're going to put spalding sickle cell Wilson in the bucket and push him around with
it.
And Larry completely...
I'm sure he would enjoy it.
Larry said that he was going to get a rope and tie it around his neck and then make it
into a chain, which is not a good look for the show.
Well no, like a rope chain.
No, you set a rope from the store.
Yeah, it painted gold so it looks like a thick fucking BC rope.
Yeah, a rope though Larry.
You're missing the point.
Okay.
Completely missing the point.
I know.
I thought you was going to talk about making a new series.
Yeah, come on.
No.
You have to take it there.
So, oh shit, what the fuck was I going to talk about?
I know I was just going to mention something to you.
Ball game.
You think, fuck it.
You think RFK is really going to do what he says?
You think Trump's going to let him...
I hate talking politics, but this is just salacious shit, man.
Too much to not talk about.
Well no, but it's just salacious that all of a sudden this RFK comes out of nowhere and
then they're like, hey, you know what?
We killed your dad and your uncle and now you're going to be part of the government.
Like you're going to be the one doing oversight, hopefully.
What if Trump puts him in charge?
I mean, he's not going to be...
I don't think he could have been in charge of the CIA.
No, that would be great though.
But he can definitely...
Well, I know they didn't agree on stuff before, but now they're definitely agreeing on it.
Well, they have to.
That's what the fuck life's about.
It shows a sign of intelligence.
If you could change your views and you can, you know, all look at one thing and be like,
this is bad and this is good.
And there are still things they disagree on too.
Yeah, I've got everything.
I like RFK.
So why?
After I read his book...
He's smart, man.
He's really smart.
He's very smart.
His wife is a bitch though, man.
I like to bang.
She threw that party.
Share minds.
Oh yeah, she threw that party.
He's from Kermit enthusiasm.
The wife, Mary Gavis, my friend.
She threw a party and if you weren't doing it, you couldn't come.
I guarantee her husband didn't have that.
Isn't that funny though?
Imagine, tell him.
Imagine, she's Hollywood.
The funny thing is too that these people, the fucking, what do you call it, the Kennedys,
have denounced him for doing this.
They're the most corrupt family ever.
Yeah.
I mean, how could they not want to even, because of JFK Jr. even.
Yeah.
Could you not want to go there?
Everybody knows Hillary Clinton killed this guy.
Do you know what, though, man?
If it was a brilliant move, how they pulled it off.
Like the day after...
Came out of nowhere.
No, well no.
They waited.
They have to be D&C's.
Oh yeah, yeah.
So it's like all of a sudden, people can't stop.
All of a sudden, now it's like, oh, shit.
The tide has turned.
Yeah.
Everybody's warned.
Oh, shit.
You know what, though, they fucking just tell us whatever we want to hear.
Yeah.
But the other thing too is, at least now Trump's got a shield.
They're going to go after him.
They're going to try to get...
Oh, they're like a bullet magnet.
Yeah.
I mean, this fucking idea tracks bullets like anybody else, man.
But did you...
I wouldn't want to fucking...
Dude, did you hear in the D&C?
It's the most gravely.
I don't think, I don't really, I don't recall them mentioning anything about their policy.
No.
They went to laughter.
All they did, every speaker that came up there, I think they mentioned Trump's name.
135 times, I think.
Well, I think it was the first day.
Yeah, the first day.
I think it was like a total of 270 times.
Yeah, 270 times.
Which is fun.
I mean, that's all you can say.
And they mentioned Biden twice in the four days in the RNC.
Well, how about the fucking the sheriff, the guy that's got a hard drive full of child porn.
Yeah, with the flip.
The cash check and he got that cowboy hat like he fucking...
Dude, two years ago this guy's like, how, please help us at the border.
Now all of a sudden he's like, oh, it's great.
It's like, okay, bud.
We all know how this goes.
Yeah, I know.
What did you do, buddy?
We really have to be just so stupid not to see what's going on.
It's just, you know, out of it.
But the problem also is, is these people are sacrificing children on the site at the D&C.
And the murder mobile, man.
Yeah.
And the thing about how many abortions they've done.
I thought that was like a parody skitter.
No, I wasn't at all.
I was like, are you kidding me?
They were ghosting me.
I needed to sec to me.
I think I'll get it in this van.
Yeah, at the D&C.
I'm gonna fuck, man.
Yeah, like this is the word.
I mean, you know what, actually, that's like a badge of honor.
The Democrats will probably really die by that.
You know, I lost my manhood at the Democratic National.
I got to be a sec to me at the D&C truck.
But the nice part is I'm going to die from sepsis because it was so filthy.
Yeah.
I mean, who's going to fucking people did that in a van?
On the street.
But did they have like an abortion van?
Yeah.
A mobile murder van.
But I believe the abortions were of the medical type.
Yeah, they weren't.
They weren't actually reaching in there.
They didn't have hangers on a drill.
No.
They didn't have a weed and toms.
They do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tom was.
Tom is also sponsored by Black and Doctor.
Yeah.
He just had like an RV set up next.
Yeah, he was.
Real shitty RV.
Like six cats coming in and out.
Yeah.
Drinking beer.
He was taking care of the animals.
Oh, that's great though.
But these people.
Did you see the spoofs they had going on there?
About.
I think not Charlie Kirk.
Who's the other guy that does, he does the interviews about what's a woman.
We have the beard.
I forget his name.
He actually was behind.
I think he was trolling BBC.
Ted Cruz.
Who's the guy who was cooking, putting cheese on Robert?
Schumer.
Chucky Schumer.
He was behind Chuck Schumer.
Yeah.
He was doing that on like Dave Schumer.
I love it.
Jones will just blow up about Chuck Schumer not cooking a burger.
And it is the greatest thing ever.
I can't believe that he did put a burger on the last one.
He's getting sick.
Yeah.
He just can't.
He's like, he just cannot handle it.
He's done it.
He cannot cook a hamburger.
It's the funniest shit ever.
You know that Casey, what's it has?
Cassidy Casey guy that goes up in front of.
The town boards.
Town boards.
They're like, I just want to say thank you for the gays, blacks and this and that.
Yeah.
But there was another guy that was trolling.
That was the same dude.
I don't know.
Cassidy Campbell or whatever his name is.
But no, there was a different guy that we're actually ran for governor of Texas or something.
The dude with the, we're gonna send my wife with the black guy.
Yeah.
And people were like, look at this guy.
He was fantastic.
Yeah.
He totally played the part.
Oh man.
And you know what?
He just didn't stop.
Mental illness can be completely played.
And they were serious.
Yeah.
Yes.
And it was a BBC.
What a thing.
Yeah.
And which is funny.
And that's what I was talking about before.
But they were just like nodding.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, yes sir.
And they kept going.
Yes sir.
And this guy went on an epic rant.
Yeah.
Talk about how he's a caulk in his.
Yeah.
I love his white boyfriend.
I learned so much about the black caulk.
You're a twice black boyfriend.
You can't make this shit out.
The funny thing is, is you can make it up.
And you can hide the DNC and do it.
And they eat it and they love it.
Oh man.
You try to pull that shit at a Trump rally.
They'll sniff you right out.
I mean, the buses, when they were doing J6 and the guys like,
let's storm the Capitol.
They're all like, fed.
Fed.
Yeah.
Serious?
Yeah.
They have a brain.
They can sniff that shit out.
We should talk about how they were paying people to be at the DNC.
250 bucks.
And the more friggin' fucked up you looked, the more money you'd get.
Yeah, 500 dollars they would give you.
And face tattoos, you were really going to make some bangs.
And speaking of that, did you hear was it Elle Sharpton?
She's sizing that guy's head, man.
He looks like Mr. Pino.
He's so small.
He looks like one of those like African, you know, the.
Yeah, the voodoo doll, man.
But dude, did you hear what he said?
No.
He's like, we just got to keep it cool for 60 more days.
Yeah, never wild.
Yeah.
I'm like, all right, I'll call him down.
I'm gonna go wild.
We all know you murdered a guy.
They sent you guys out.
I don't know if you're kind of young.
Do you remember when Elle Sharpton was a fat boy?
Yeah.
Come on.
That was funny.
He was in his heyday then.
He looks like just like, remember those erasers you put on your pencil?
Like the big Frito bandita?
That's what he looks like, man.
Like, oh, yeah.
He's got a heavily an ozempic man.
He's gonna live forever too.
You don't see Jesse Jackson around.
All those vampires live forever.
Black don't crack.
No, I'm not saying the vampires in the system.
Not only the black don't crack, he's got a double advantage.
Yeah, the Nancy Pelosi's all over the place.
Yeah, those good people.
It is really funny.
Oh, how about the meme with the big hefty broad?
Oh.
She's like, if you're, oh, what was her saying?
If you're not on the table, then you're on the menu.
Yeah, and she's got the bucket.
She's got the microphone.
And with the chicken leg.
It's a calm down fat girl.
I mean, Jesus, you picked the wrong person to say that.
And why have all people to talk about food?
You picked the biggest girl there.
But we're eating, yeah, yeah.
You're on the move.
She's a linebacker.
And I've actually killed and eaten someone.
Oh, man.
She's a dude.
The other one too, where they're talking about was it Michelle Obama's talking about you're going to be a cat lady and then.
They can't have one.
I can't.
That was classic shit.
Yeah.
Like this is like a baseball game.
Yeah.
It's like a game.
Look at this retard.
Have you ever seen Keen Peel?
Yes.
We're some of them.
I forget which one he was.
He was like the president.
He was kind of being Obama.
He's like, we even support the gays and then the camera pants them with the key.
And then he goes back and he's, he's out of the geninies.
I try to get out of it.
He just put his armor on the wall.
He just smacks them.
That shit's funny, man.
They're fucking calling their own people out, which is great.
Did you guys ever see the one where they have.
Why would you do that?
They have a little.
I mean, somebody else said that about your party.
And the camera man's like, oh yeah.
He's like, I got my fucking five minutes of faith.
Did you guys ever see the one where there's a little kitty cat and he falls in love with
the cat and then the gang fucking robs his house.
He thinks he's a drug dealer and they take the cat and he goes to get the kitty cat.
The cat's got a little bandana and a gold chain and dudes like what the fuck do you want?
So they got to like black it up a little bit more because they're so square.
He's like, yeah, motherfucker.
And they get the cat back and it's a cute little kitty.
It looks like harmony though, but he's got a fat gold chain.
Kind of what I want to get for spalling.
The Turkish.
Turkish chain.
We'll have to get one tonight.
Okay.
Next episode of People in Spalding is going to have a fucking new swing and a new fucking.
You're going to get some shades.
Well, yeah.
Maybe some tattoos.
We should put them on an IV for a sickle cell.
Oh God.
So disturbed.
You're a grown man with a baby.
He is.
I know he's probably going to be a baseball player.
I said, look at how strong his legs are.
He's pushing so hard right now.
Look at that extra bone in his foot.
Yeah.
Jimmy the Greek would love this kid.
Oh, he's a fast runner.
Dude, you know what one thing I was thinking.
You know, I drive by all, you ever drive neighborhoods and you see like these bookstands that take
a book, leave a book?
Oh yeah.
I want to go like supply them like with like Nazi education.
Oh man.
It's like what like communism stuff or like Marxist stuff.
Or just like what really happened in the world.
I was fucking turning around in someone's driveway and I could read the spines of the
books they had when riding the driveway and I saw a velvet underground book.
So I topped out and grabbed it.
But I also went around.
You put a book back?
Well, I went around and put several books back and all the different ones you didn't
put out.
And that one too.
We put me and Don Anford put Bibles in about fucking eight.
Eight of those things.
Got to spread the word.
Yeah man.
Jesus is the only way to heaven through Jesus you get to God.
Did you know about that dude from the Border Patrol that was smuggling meth over?
They were giving him $5,000.
He was blowing it all at the Hong Kong Club.
Oh man.
That's the notorious strip club in Whorehouse in Teolana.
This guy was making runs.
Dude, do you see what that lace looks like now?
No, I'm sure it's a lot fucking nicer than it is.
I mean it looks like a five star hotel in the front.
Oh, we used to go to that place.
Not that we went but I mean.
I'll let you walk by.
Yeah, we walked by.
I mean, definitely.
You can stab in front of that place.
Oh, that place was bad.
That's why you had it going.
They had the.
You're going to safety.
Otherwise you get stabbed.
That's how we, yeah.
That's how we first found it.
That's how we did it.
I went in there because I was going to get stabbed and it just happened to be a Whorehouse.
They actually had this one, it was called Adelitos and it was notorious and they had
like ropes and guys would stand there and jeer at you when you would come out with a
hooker.
They'd be like, they'd like rate you.
No, buddy, what are you doing?
The guy's like, I just fucked her.
Fucking just like totally ripping on the, this is like a bunch of dudes just ripping on guys.
It's actually pretty funny.
It was very funny.
You could have a taco vendor right now.
Yeah, for a quarter of an hour.
You could have a taco.
And then after you pay them.
Dude's just totally trash and other dudes.
They come out with a fat one and they're like, oh, yeah, they're booing.
I think it's more like they're ripping on the chicks, man.
That's not nice.
Well, no, I mean, the ripping, I mean, it's a 50-50 agreement later.
Yeah, it's not nice.
I mean, it's just not taking them up there.
The girls just making money.
He picked her.
I mean, Kissin's extra.
We all know that in fact.
But you know what, spalling when he grows up, he's not going to be like that.
I'm going to raise this kid right.
We'll see about that.
Yeah, I mean, he's got that gene in him.
Yeah, Sub-Saharan gene.
Well, but here's the thing, man, I'm a great parent.
How do you know?
You don't have kids.
You have cats.
And look at how good they are.
He's itching to get that hiv.
Oh man, Jesus.
That's going to be passing that thing around.
Is there any more briskies down here?
No, there's no more.
You got the coolers?
Yeah, no, we're going to bring them dirty.
Oh, yeah, lots of crazy stuff going on.
Oh, there you go.
There's so much, there's like so much crazy shit going on that you can't even keep up
with it anymore.
No.
Like it's so funny.
I mean, and that's obviously the plan is the plan is just to inundate us with so much
shit at once.
You can't keep up.
That there's impossible.
You can't even dedicate unless you watch TV.
That's the only thing you're going to dedicate an hour to.
But here's the thing though, everything on TV is a lie though.
That's a problem.
Well, no, I'm saying like watch a movie or something.
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like a TV show.
But if you're on Twitter, if you're on Instagram, if you're on Facebook, you're just scrolling
for hours and hours and you're just getting every fucking two seconds you're getting a
hit of something, a cat video, a dude falling.
Fucking, you know, somebody kicking your nuts.
I'm getting videos on my phone.
Somebody stabbed.
My whole algorithm is bass guitar, guitar stuff and cats.
Every fucking video I get.
Yeah, see the shit.
I made a couple of fucking...
And people getting murdered and I sent it to Kiki all the time.
Hey, that one you guys fucking sent, I don't know who sent it on the DJ on thread with
that girl had some fucking nice, she had a nice rack.
Oh, that was the thing that was with me.
Yeah, the one you see through?
I could shot it and see something.
Yeah, I was like damn.
At first, at first I thought it was a T-shirt.
T-shirt with the tits painted eye.
Yeah, I know, they look so good.
And it might be AI.
I don't think you can talk to AI.
It wasn't AI, it was a laptop.
I didn't think it was that.
I didn't know you could allow nudity on their phone.
She wasn't nude.
Well, she had the seat in.
Well, you could see.
She was in a chain mail.
It's just like those...
Kind of shirt.
It's like the chicks that they do that thing where they show their lips through their...
Like they'll stand in front of a window so like they circumvent these rules how to do
it.
The breastfeeding videos.
Yeah.
They're like knockers all of a sudden has a...
All of a sudden finds the earth.
You know it's a fake baby.
Make a video.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm gonna feed...
Oh, who doesn't fucking feed their baby on the internet?
With both tits out.
Right, with both tits out.
I usually like to feed my baby completely naked.
You see, Kiki's head come up.
Yeah.
Hello.
I'll tell you what.
I wonder if you can have that on there.
I mean, that's your fucking head.
I'm sure you can have it.
Probably.
I'll tell you what.
I mean, the videos from India.
I mean just everything.
The food videos.
Oh, God.
Then all of a sudden you see an Indian guy like half his body wedged underneath a tractor
tire.
I mean, I don't know how this shit happened.
I fucking...
How about the electrical videos?
The electrical...
Through the videos that video I sent you.
Yeah.
Three face with the wall coating.
Yeah.
He's got his arms up live and it's like...
Did you like it?
I did.
Well, this stuff...
And this is all open on the street.
Yeah.
Literally.
A little kid could come up in the sun.
Yeah.
Oh, anything.
Dye.
Yeah.
And if there was a short, I want to know circuits, would that guy's doing it live?
Yeah.
It blow the whole thing up.
Yeah.
Right there's a fancy.
Oh, yeah.
And that's all that.
I'd probably make that place smell good or burning body.
Yeah.
Seriously.
Well, hey, we know how the restaurant smells outside the karate gym.
Oh, my God.
At Krav Maga place?
Oh, he's sick.
He's sick, dude.
But the best is like those food videos.
The guy's like cooking with his hands and they're like mixing it together.
And all of a sudden, like he backs up a little and there's just like a cow or a goat asshole
or something dropping turns.
Yeah.
Some guy's shitting over down the street.
Oh, man.
That's like...
Well, the guys' hands are like, they're all messed up.
They have a digit.
Well, they did...
There's this food blogger that went there and he ate the food and he got violently sick
and he was in the hospital for like three days.
Hey, Niels, do you remember the fucking...
Okay, you remember that Mexican guy at the big horse when abortions used to play at that
taco joint in the city?
I mean, that was a mouthful right there.
The guy with the fucking like an Obster Claw hand.
He was the main cook and it was like he had two fingers and a fucking hand to thumb.
It was fucking weird, dude.
And he'd be smashing the guacamole with the bottom of a coffee cup in a plastic fucking
hand and with his claw holding on to the top of the cup.
It was fucking...
Well, maybe that's how he had to use...
It was quite weird that the guy with a weird, weird fucking deformity was cooking your food
though.
You could probably put a spoon in there and eat it.
And every time when he was done, he'd add the magic touch.
The two little digit spins.
The two digit twizzle.
Those they can't just...
The lobster claw twist.
Yeah.
I wonder how he was with the lady.
I mean, obviously a pro.
Yeah, when you only get a claw.
I mean, and he's got a clip bumper too.
Yeah, he did.
And, and dude, his thumb was only like a nub.
Oh, look at that.
It was a clip bumper.
And he can tickle the fucking starfish at the same time.
Not to mention, yeah, not really though, because he only had these two and fucking the...
And his hand was very small too.
Oh, wow.
He was on the floor.
He's the fister.
He'd squeeze it in there.
The fister.
Oh, man.
Some guys are just meant for that, you know?
They actually make those toys with that where it's like a fist.
Yeah.
It's like a rubber, it's a rubber hand.
We're still recording, right?
Yeah, they got one so you could move the fingers too.
Make it like that or some kind of fucking wire in the fist.
Wire?
What are you talking about?
So it'll stay where you want it.
Some Japanese guy fucking created that.
Yeah, well, they created it all.
They come out, do you see these new things that they have?
It's actually like this thing.
It's got a tube in the center and it's got handles on the side and you hook your phone up to it.
And you put it on your junk and while you're watching the movie, it actually links up with your Bluetooth and goes like it's going.
Damn.
It is crazy the technology that men will use to masturbate.
That's too much work for me.
Yeah, I mean, I ain't spending that kind of money to jack off.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm old school.
Yeah, definitely old school.
But a couple, you know, go steal the neighbors undies, get a couple sniffs and that's all you need.
Like I said, I'm old school.
Oh, we got to, I want to start working on that movie Stinker.
Do you know about this Larry?
No.
All right, so.
Should I get a script going?
You ever see Clerks?
Mm-hmm.
So I want to do a movie called Clerks, like the Clerks black and white type ask called the Stinker.
It was just called Stinker and he's addicted to women's underwear.
Okay.
Like used any size woman, any type woman, like, you know, and then his nemesis is an FBI agent that's got the same addiction.
So he pretends he's trying to hunt them down, but he's trying to learn from them and learn the tricks.
This guy is, you know what I mean, like eventually, I don't want to give away the whole day.
I could give you enough of that right now.
That's good enough for the people.
Yeah, so I think we have a camera.
We could probably make it.
Just do one camera shot.
Hell yeah.
I mean, I like the premise.
I do too.
Yeah, I think it's pretty good.
It's pretty solid.
Very good.
Where you going?
Keep going, I'm getting a beer.
Oh, okay.
No, it is.
You should have seen it today, so my kid had a tournament.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Man, the women there is all moms.
It's obviously, you know, I mean, like that's what the milfs were.
You couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting the milf, let me tell you.
And you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting someone that was over fucking two bills.
Like women, you know what I mean?
Like bigger than that even.
Some of them, some of the people I saw today was appalling at how these big, these people were.
Like we were saying earlier, was it Elon Musk or no, Kennedy?
Or the fat lady used to be at the fucking circus.
The bearded lady.
So did the bearded lady.
The tattooed lady.
All the freaks are fucking normal now.
Yeah, everything's become normalized.
But that's, you know, that's everything's all fucking.
I mean, if the only sailors were tattooed up like that.
Yeah, people that told, they were all for a store, you know what I mean?
Like I got this anchor, you know, I got the ship, I got this, I got that, the bulldog.
Now it's just like that.
You may also travel around.
I got this one in Singapore, I got this one in China.
And now this one, I just got a fucking ice cream cone with a furry lick in it.
You know, the fucking weirdo.
Over at Bill's tattoo shop on Main Street.
Yeah, now it's not really, somebody I know went to the tattoo convention this weekend.
Nice.
And no, it wasn't because it's like a dick swinging contest.
Everybody thinks they're cooler than shit.
Well, my tattoo was done by this person.
Nobody knows about him.
And then people charge an arm and a leg for him.
He lives in a gutter.
Yeah.
Oh, it's just funny how that used to be.
I mean, granted, there is some cool shit that they do, but I do have tattoos bought.
No, there are some really cool looking tattoo, like some tattooers do some really cool shit.
You got no tats right, none.
No, I don't have any tats.
It's normalized now.
Smart man.
And I don't just feel degeneracy of some society.
I mean, think about it, 20, 30 years ago, not many people.
Oh, tough guys are bikers.
That's it.
They're fucking dirtbags.
People had tattoos they were fucking badass.
Rock stars, you know that shit.
Yeah, because they were like, oh my god, you put ink in your body and it's going to be there forever.
Yeah.
And now it's like everybody.
Now they're saying that the tattoo, what did they say, what disease?
I don't know if it was hepatitis.
Yeah, you get hepatitis from it.
That's what Tom Lee gave it to Pam Anderson, they said.
The tattooing?
Yeah, they sure are the same gun.
Hmm.
So, but I think it's a hot beef injection.
Yeah.
I don't really think that it's from that.
I don't either.
But now every 40 year old chick we see has like an old tramp stamp.
Oh, it's hilarious to see the old shit.
It's great.
I love a middle age woman tattoo.
The chicks get these tattoos and they have these tattoos on the, you know, by the top
of their ass and then it gets the name a year later.
Tramp stamp.
Oh, yeah.
You know, it's funny.
And you know, and then you associate that with that chick being loose.
Yes.
Yeah.
She's a real juicy lady.
It's some queer for the guy to look at while he's fucking banging you from behind.
Either that or it's the best is when it comes out of their pants and you don't know and
you're like, oh my God, is that the skyline of the city?
Yeah, right.
Or does that say beautiful?
I'm like, oh my God.
What is wrong with you?
Yeah, I had a girlfriend with a tattoo somewhere around her back area and I, you know, I couldn't
really stare at it.
I found myself, it was distracting.
I didn't like it.
Okay.
Well, I mean, that's kind of on you also.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but she just had other shit.
But she, yeah, but that's what I'm talking about.
But it was just like one little circle.
Well, because they're autistic.
That's what it is.
He looked at that.
That's how we know.
We know how he's autistic.
Look at that.
Just focuses on one thing.
That makes sense.
Just like I said, when we go to craft my God, he just yells at people out the window.
What is wrong with you?
I like it.
Are you 16?
I like it.
I say, how old are you?
Not even asking the right age.
I got my own law.
The sovereign citizen.
Sovereign citizen.
I say, hey, what's up, baby?
Oh my God.
Don Juan over here.
Hey, what's up?
Underage child.
How old are you?
Uncle Larry wants to know.
Want to write on my scooter?
Okay.
Hold real tight.
That's how he's going to catch his sack.
That's probably what he was doing.
Traffic and children on the scooter.
Yeah.
One at a time.
That's all right though.
Oh, you know what?
Another funny thing is, uh, fucking man.
These people at the DNC, dude, there's killers up.
Hillary Clinton.
Huge body count.
Looks 20 years younger too.
Bill.
That's all they had to dreamy chrome.
Well, Bill, I don't know about that.
Bill looked terrible.
Oh my God.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, he looked like he fucking...
Think about how you'd look if you were married to Hillary still.
Yeah, that's true.
Look, they're not gonna think they live together.
Would you why fuck Hillary though, honestly?
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't fuck that witch.
He didn't.
He fucked everybody else.
Yeah.
He was like, he's gonna be on TV with a check and type.
She's a dyke anyway.
She likes women.
Yeah.
And who knows what she likes, man.
It's just the funny...
And then you guys, stupid big mic and bath house berry coming up there.
Pretending they're like normal people.
Yeah, such an asshole.
And then that big mic is the worst.
And then Fat Tranny Pritzker come up here.
And he's like, I'm a billionaire.
And everybody's like...
And the best was right before him.
Yeah, a billionaire.
Like you dummies.
What are you doing?
You know, the asshole JB was Bernie Sanders saying fuck billionaires, billionaires are
assholes.
And then the very next guy is JB.
He induces it.
Because he...
Bragging about it.
Because he has to go all...
He has to script.
He has to...
It's crazy.
They cannot fucking go off script.
I know, I love how Oprah, all these rich like Obama's, they're all...
Oprah's the worst.
We're gonna go after the rich.
We're gonna tag her.
You see pictures of her with everybody that's horrible.
She has a picture.
There might even be an Epstein one.
You know, it was real cool as they showed Oprah...
There's an Obama...
Or a...
Oprah writing letters to Trump.
Oh yeah, see that?
Saying, you know, you're great.
You should run for president.
You got that going.
You know, you're the ex-manic guy.
And then I saw on some show, my wife was watching on Fox, a whole string of like about five or
six times that Trump was on the view.
Yes.
You see that?
Whoopie Goldberg kissing on Barbara Wilder.
Barbara Wilder saying, yeah!
I was like, what the fuck?
They're fake.
They're so fake.
What the fuck?
They have no morals, no value, no constitution, and they will flip on you with the drop of
a hat.
Then they show fucking footage of Trump from like 30 years ago, 25, 30 years ago.
You should run for president, the fucking interviewer is telling you.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, we was really young.
Yes, he was very young.
He looked like Barron.
Yeah.
And he goes, oh, why would you pick for your vice president?
He goes, oh, well, I like Oprah.
And I'm like, what the fuck, man?
Yeah, right.
But they both went separate ways.
It was really fucking weird.
She went to the cabal.
Yeah.
And the Satanists in the pedophiles.
Well, this is after her.
Or they already both were at the Satanists because they were those billionaires and he
fucking repented.
I mean, Trump was hanging out with Epstein, so we can't say that.
But at the same time-
He wasn't hanging out with them, he just used his plane.
No, they were hanging out.
There's video of them hanging out.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I'll send you the videos where they're laughing.
And I really wish I want to know what Trump says to him because he makes Epstein die laughing.
But even RFK said he was an Epstein's plane.
He is a funny guy.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of people used Epstein's plane.
Well, Trump just did one there when his plane malfunctioned last week.
They put him on one of Epstein's planes, his old plane.
Oh, really?
It wasn't the Lolita, but it was another plane.
But there was ghosts of young Snatch around.
Probably.
I don't think it was used for that.
I think it was just like he owned it and he rented it out to people.
So it was like a business plane sort of thing.
They said that Epstein was like, OK, if you could imagine-
He was just a small guy.
Right.
Someone with his amount of money does not spend like that.
They said that had to be some kind of backed operation.
Yeah, massage.
Because there's no way you could maintain an island.
He said it would be like if you had a gold bar and you hammered it out real thin so it covered everything barely.
That's how he was.
He didn't really have the bars backing it up in the back.
Well, he got his money from the Victoria Seaford.
You don't get helicopters and buy buildings in New York and fucking have islands if you're with a pony who has.
Honeypot blackmailing.
Right.
But I'm just saying it was funded by an outside source.
Well, no.
That was set up by some kind of alphabet soup company.
Robert Maxwell.
That would-
It was Robert Maxwell.
Or maybe one of our own government social services.
So you're going to trap people.
A guy.
They use Epstein as the face of it.
I know what this is.
He's the front man of the band.
That's it.
Robert Maxwell.
Head of the Massade.
All his money was Epstein's money.
But wait a second.
Wait a second.
Comes up with the Honeypot.
Robert Maxwell did this.
He was the first one to implement this type of spying and these types of manipulations where you blackmail people and you compromise and you get them in these situations and you videotape them.
And then you start using it against them.
You think he was the first one that invented it?
No, not invented it.
But he's the first one that used it.
He was the first one that implemented it as weaponized.
You know what I mean?
Like other people-
Because you really couldn't do this shit back then.
No.
The videotaping.
That's true.
The recording.
The cameras were this big.
And people didn't think like that.
You know what I mean?
Like people are like, I'm being recorded right now.
So they were easily compromised.
But what's the odds that the Mossad guy, Joslain Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein running an island where we don't know they blackmail people.
Because it took all the cameras out of his eyes.
It wasn't Robert Maxwell and MI6 too?
I don't know if they get one part of it.
I don't know if I think he probably worked hand in hand with them.
I think he was.
I don't think-
No, because he was a Jew.
So what?
So I'm the same-
So I'm still being in the British side of the island.
I think that he-
They still screw each other over.
Well yeah, but I think that he had more carte blanche as a Mossad agent.
You know what I mean?
Because the funding and the way that they were going, the IDF, yeah, there's so much money.
And back then, I mean, the money that the Jews had back then was, they controlled the narrative for everything.
You know, almost-
So it's crazy how they shifted from media to politics.
You know, because it used to be the media.
It used to be banking.
And then all of a sudden-
Well here's the thing.
I think needles here's how they did it, man.
They got their tentacles in wherever they could.
And first it's easier to get into media and then you get into politics.
You know, they're just working their way up.
Their plan always was to be in everything.
Oh yeah.
Someone in everything in the top fucking position.
But it's funny that people come out and they say that the Jews run Hollywood, the Jews run the media, the Jews run the banking.
And it's like, what the fuck, man?
When did-
You know what I mean?
Like, Kennedy saw this, Nixon saw this, Johnson saw this.
Yeah.
We can even go back further than that to general saying stuff.
You know what I mean?
Like, I think in total, Israelis have been kicked out of 109 countries.
Wow.
And then they shot down-
So more than I've been-
Didn't they launch a missile delivery, USS Liberty?
Yeah, 1988.
Dude.
Okay.
We can talk about that right now.
This is one of my main needles.
Both read this one book written by Edward Henry, one of the best authors.
And it said, they're getting bombed on by Israel on the USS Liberty.
And they got a big fucking US flag flying.
They think, well, maybe they don't see it.
They put up even a bigger fucking flag.
They fucking shoot the flag down.
Well, no, they shot the first one.
And what happened was, so what happened is that they released the fucking planes talking
to each other and the people talking on the ground.
They, okay, they had-
I can't remember the name of the carrier, but Johnson-
There's people on our side saying, do it.
I think it, well, no, no, this, I think it was 66 maybe.
No, it might have been later than that.
But what do you call it?
So they launched off the carriers and they told them to come back.
It was 1967.
And they told them to come back.
So they, yeah.
And then they launched them again and they told them to come back.
And this is from the higher ups.
And then you can hear the Israelis talking back and forth that to keep shooting, to keep shooting.
And the guys that get to know American flag.
Why are we doing this?
This is American flag.
They're going so much as fucking-
No survivors.
Yeah, they wanted no survivors.
But after the first attack.
But people survived.
Yes.
They couldn't see it.
And they, and you know what?
It's so messed up.
I wish we, I didn't want to talk about this.
I wanted to talk, I have something written up for this next week, but next week we're
going to do it too.
We'll get into it.
Well, you can mention it.
I started-
This is a tease.
I started, yeah.
I first ever teased.
Yeah, I started fucking-
This is the first time, ladies and gentlemen, out there in computer land that we've actually
known what we're going to do in advance.
And you know what I think you should buy?
We might be getting a Tee.
The crab claw Tee.
Yeah.
We might have to buy a TV so I can do a show with, you know what I mean with some things.
Because I have some things put together all the way.
With a pointer.
You can do it.
Iced in the, Iced in the night.
Iced in the night.
88 degrees out.
Yeah.
But no, did you know who Eric Weinstein is?
Yes.
Genius.
I mean really smart cookie.
Yeah.
He, he, there was an interview.
But what's his last name?
Weinstein, sorry.
Not, not to be confused with you.
Confused, confused with Harvey.
But they had a, I watched an interview with him talking about one time he met Epstein.
Yeah.
And how he said Epstein set it up.
He's like, Epstein served me coffee on a table that had American flag.
I saw, I saw that.
You said that to me.
I said that, yeah.
I said, cause he wanted me to spill coffee on my own American flag.
And he's like, everything this guy did.
Was Calculating.
Calculating.
Oh yeah.
I mean, all this crap, but it's like, I can tell he knew nothing about financial,
all right.
It's like, so nobody ever investigated where he got his money from or where his money's
invested or all this stuff.
It came out, it came out that it came from the guy from Victoria's secrets, which I've
forgotten.
I forgot his name.
Shit.
But, I mean, it was just, it was like a book.
It was like, wow.
And he said, this guy is scary.
I wouldn't want to be around him.
He gave up a horrible vibe.
I mean, listen.
Yeah.
The Bill and Melinda Gates, they're killing the most people right now in the world.
And she was freaked out by him.
She got a bad vibe from him and broke up with them from it.
But the funny thing is, is that these people are going to keep doing what they want to
do.
Nobody's going to fucking hold anybody accountable.
Hopefully, hopefully in next year, people will start being held accountable after January
for what's going on.
Right.
Like there shouldn't be, it's crazy that there's people know, there's, and I was reading this
other thing about, there was this trafficking thing about, I was on the TV and it ran for
three days and the Clintons were running.
They were involved in this.
It might have been the Hayshi and the, and Haiti at that point in time for the Clinton
Foundation.
And I don't know, I can't, I might have been after that, but they basically, the Clintons
shot this pedophilia story down and then it resurfaced a year later.
So it's like, imagine what happened in between that, you know what I mean?
These people are just, they have.
And look at Haiti now.
Oh, I mean, it's as worse as it's worse.
And I mean, that places, well, right now, I believe it's being run, right.
It's being run by gang.
Yeah.
This barbecue guy, they fucking cooked people.
They're supplied.
I think that guy's dead.
He might be dead though.
I hope.
I know, but I haven't seen, I haven't seen, I'm going to look that up on.
You know, the worst thing I was just watching out of CNN and some guy brought up and like
froze all the people on the panel.
He's talking about like, he's like, if you go back and really think about this from Obama
to now, the Democrats have controlled the presidency, the White House.
Oh yeah.
For George Bush.
For the past 16 years.
Even Bush was talking at the DNC.
Didn't he?
Or he was supposed to or something like that?
Was he?
I thought he was supposed to.
I don't think he did.
I don't know.
But I know you think about it.
All right.
You guys have been in control over the past 16 years.
And what's changed?
What's your problem?
When you're blaming Trump for everything?
What has happened?
Bush was a fucking fake Republican.
He was a Democrat.
Let's face it.
He was a rhino.
Well, he's the one that brought up Obama.
His family did.
Exactly.
Well, they're like, everybody's intertwined.
I was talking to Mr. X about this.
There's 150 families that run this world roughly and they're all intertwined by some
inbreeding.
They control who they sleep with, who they stay with, who they do all this shit with.
It's like nobody really...
Everybody thinks that it's like...
And you know, like I said, it's easy to just be like, oh, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews,
and everybody's like, oh, you're an anti-Semite.
But then I'm like, hey, you know what?
I'll sit down with me for five fucking minutes and I'll show you facts, what's going on about
this, and then you can make up your mind about it.
Facts that you can go look up yourself.
It's very easy.
You can research them.
I'll show you how our government is controlled by APAC, which Miriam Adelson is Trump's biggest
donor whose husband founded the ADL.
Yeah.
Okay, $100 million she donated.
Oh, Peter Teal's donated.
So you think that Trump would be beholden to this?
Yeah, he was doing...
He did a fucking interview in front of six Israeli flags and six American flags.
You never have another country flag up there.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
If you're in another country.
Yes, they do all the time.
If you're in America.
If you're in another country.
Yeah, this is in America.
No, Biden did it with you.
No, no, no, you just said something.
And we proved you wrong.
No, you didn't prove anything.
You said if you were in another country, this was in America.
No, in any country, if it's another dignitary from that country, they're going to put up
a flag.
It wasn't a dignitary, it was a lady from the ADL.
That's it.
It was just a Jewish fundraiser.
Oh, well.
They had the curly, cute guys there saying...
Yeah, they had Hossheeds.
I mean, that's all right.
Well, listen, are we going to get...
What's that?
They were selling diamonds.
No, they were hitching Shekels.
No, you don't...
That's a great band name.
Hitching Shekels.
I'll just dress up like a Hossheed and throw pennies in the crowd.
Good idea.
But, no, we'll get the Jews if we want, because like I said, it's an easy target.
But then if you look and everybody...
You're an anti-Semite, and you're this and you're that, and it's like, okay, here's
the facts about A-Pack.
Oh, yeah, because you can't talk shit about the Jews.
A-Pack is controlling our shit.
Okay, if you say the truth about the Jews, you're an anti-Semite, but you can lie about
them all the freaking time.
Come on, you got a wood door on a gas chamber.
You're kidding me.
I mean, it sounds like the beginning of a joke.
Yeah, it's like the screen door in Adam's son room.
Yeah, when they sent a rocket for the sun.
Yeah, you know?
That's right.
And then they're like, okay, well, Hollywood's controlled by them, little Weinsteins and
then all these other people.
And then do horrendous stuff that have been proven.
Oh, hey, you know that thing that you guys just sent with that smoke ring, and then it
turns into fire and they're saying it's a portal?
In Tennessee.
And it's called Lion's Gate.
And did you ever notice how many movies start out and the name of the company is Lion's
Gate?
Yeah, that's the name of the company.
Oh, yeah, these guys don't mess around.
Oh, it's chronology, bro.
They're all devils, man.
But listen, this shit was planned a long fucking time ago.
I sent you that picture of fucking Colonel Sanders.
He's got the fucking Masonic Temple, what do you call it?
The 33, the compass in the square, and the fucking...
It's smolding in his other hand.
But what do you call it?
No, on his tombstone.
And his tombstone inscribed on the bottom is all the Masonic symbols.
Yes.
Yeah, I sent it the other day.
It's just like a Harlan Sanders, Harlan Colonel Sanders.
Think about this for a second.
Every year to whatever year, and it fucking had all these fucking insignias for Mason
shit.
Dude, that's crazy.
Yeah.
Here.
And how about the fucker?
I was watching.
The Shriners, the Kayaba, like on the fence.
Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
The Shriners thing.
The sword in the...
So the stone cutters.
Oh, yeah.
And then the fucking Kayaba.
The sword like on the other hand.
His lamp is head.
And then the 33.
And then the Mason.
Oh, so he was a 30-year-old...
Yeah, so he was everything.
He was a top-top.
Wow.
Yeah, you gotta be...
I think you gotta be a 33 degree Mason.
The only statue BLM won't burn down in the southern...
It's a Colonel.
Absolutely Colonel.
So I was watching a Patrick David interview.
Oh, that guy's a real douchebag.
I like PBD.
I mean, he goes both ways.
Well, I was...
The Belzerian gave it to him the other day, man.
Well, I watched a Belzerian interview and I'm like, I never really was on the...
I mean, I like what Belzerian, the home women, all that shit is fun.
But I never really, you know, agree with you.
The archetype of a man, supposedly.
Okay, whatever.
But I never really, you know, followed him whatever, but he made some really good points.
But he's like, you know what?
I mean, just imagine if Israel wasn't there and we didn't have to deal with all their bullshit.
Like all the wars, everything.
Well, all this bullshit.
How about this, if Israel was there and they had their own state and they just didn't fuck
with anybody, that would be great.
Like if they want to do their shit but not be...
You don't want to do fucking 9-11.
You don't want to do fucking the USS Liberty.
You don't want to do honeypots and fucking doing horrible shit to put people in compromising
positions and using it against them.
And then when they run their course, you kill them or you send them a fodder.
They kill their own people.
We talked about this.
We got no problems doing that.
If you had a list and be like the causation of everything, it's like, oh, well, it kind
of falls back on them.
Oh, it kind of falls back on them.
How long have these fuckers...
Why do we go to war here?
Because they wanted us to do this to get rid of this.
They wanted us to fight Iran for what?
Yeah, that's nice.
What the fuck do we got to do with Iran?
Because our overlords...
It's so far away.
What is to fucking do it?
Yeah.
Oh, that's to say, what do we give a shit?
What's going to Iran?
It's like, what do they have on us?
I don't care anymore.
It's like we talked about with the Jamal Bowman guy.
They spent $14 million APEC did the most money ever spent in a New York election to
get him out of office because he was unsympathetic towards...
He was a Palestinian, pro-Palestinian.
And it was probably all tax-paid dollars.
Well, here it is though.
Okay, so the United States gives money to Israel.
Israel buys weapons.
Yeah.
And they fucking buy...
And then they send that money, they send it out to different areas.
It goes to the ADL.
It goes to APEC.
So then...
The ADL doesn't come back.
The ADL and APEC attack U.S. citizens with that money.
That's tax-paying them money.
Yeah.
And we pay for our own bullets.
They send our arms to countries that want to fight us and kill us.
The Taliban, Mexican cartels, which we talked about before.
This is all proven.
And then they send it back into Congress and then it just keeps this vicious circle of
fuck.
You know, the money just keeps on...
Speaking of vicious...
And there's more funny pots coming my way.
Yeah.
No.
Who knows?
That girl at the fucking...
Yeah, you didn't know it.
But listen, speaking of vicious circle, and then these fucking guys in Iraq, wait, in
Afghanistan going on parade with all of our...
A million dollars for equipment.
...Ukrainian tanks, fucking guns.
And it's all our shit, man.
It's like, dude, if that ain't the biggest fuck you in the world, I don't know what is.
I watch the funny thing on Bitshoot about how the plane that they had when they flew
up and the guys dropped, yeah, it was a plane that was blown up.
Yeah, it was inflatable.
It was an inflatable plane.
Wait, what?
It's an inflatable plane.
And then they were dropping dummies out of it.
They were dropping real people.
It's very funny.
I love it.
And they were just standing next to it.
And you can see, if you look close, when it looks at the window, they get away from it
real quick because it looks so fake.
It looks like a thing like Mary would blow up for the pool.
Yeah.
I was telling Larry today, we need better Psyops.
The ones right now are gay as hell.
You know what I mean?
They're not even funny anymore.
Well, that's because we're so used to getting Psyoptim.
We know what it is now.
They don't need to try and get bored with it.
But it's not even like they don't even make you try a little bit.
It's like Trump Trump assassination.
Oh, we cleaned up the crime scene in three days.
Oh, we cremated the body in 10 days.
Oh, we got rid of all the evidence.
There's all this shit missing.
We don't know where it's at.
You guys are just going to like it and we're going to put dummy Infernia to distract you.
We're going to put this in front of you.
And now, dude, people were reeling over President Kennedy being murdered.
You know what I mean?
President Reagan getting shot shook the country and that was fucking crazy.
Everybody's like, they hate this guy so much.
They want you to hate Trump more than high taxes, more than high food, more than immigrants
raping white girls and murdering people, more than inflation, more than anything they want.
They want one person to be the nexus of hate.
I guarantee if the DNC was asking like, would anybody sacrifice their child so Trump can't
be president?
You know what I mean?
They were doing it in the parking lot.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they're doing it in the parking lot.
They're murdering children, child sacrifice.
Talk about it.
Normal people don't think about like that.
You know what they probably said, like, you know what?
Think about it.
This is to fight Trump.
Yeah.
They probably told them that, like, yes, yes.
Well, they were people were saying that they were getting paid for it too.
Yeah.
And then they were talking about it.
They're paying to get paid to go to the DNC, but they're getting paid to get the vasectomies
and everything.
Yeah.
And abortions.
Imagine being interviewed and be like, yeah, I just killed my kid in a parking lot by the
DNC.
For 55.
Yeah.
We're going to beat Trump now.
To drink it a white clog.
Just ready to roll, man.
These people are sick and deranged.
Me and my trans wives.
I mean, mental illness is just the normalcy right now.
What we were talking about earlier, man, the abortion truck.
The mobile murder unit is handing out these pills.
And what it does is it shocks the fucking.
You're aligning so bad.
Yeah.
You're aligning.
If you're pregnant or whatever.
Yeah.
Everything that you just all comes out.
We up to 10 or 12 weeks.
I think they said they use it.
And the girls, they get it done.
They say, oh my God, it felt like, you know, I was dying.
Is that like the plan B thing or something?
No, it's completely different.
Really?
Yeah.
It's completely different.
Oh, man.
Just because I was, I can't remember.
I think Jones had someone and I was listening about it.
But these people just, they had the normalcy of what they want to do.
Like dumb.
These people are just dumb.
You watch these.
This Tim Walls guy, his kid is crying like a fucking fanok.
Yeah.
It's like, I swear down.
He retired.
He was like, dude, the fucking, and then you got fucking Kamala Harris' stepdaughter.
She looks like David Karash.
Yeah.
With a crew cut.
Yeah.
She's got all these goofy little tattoos all over.
That's what I'm saying.
And she looks like a boy.
Yeah.
She looks like David Karash.
The head from top of the stand with me.
She does.
She doesn't like stare.
Yeah.
She's got the Thousand Islands.
Yeah, dude.
But it's so funny that like, these are the people that are like, yeah, this is normal.
And then somebody comes up there and they're like, my pronouns are he, she, or she, she,
or whatever the fuck.
I don't even fucking know.
Fucking.
I suck dick and I have it.
And this is what they come up there and they say first and everybody's like, eww.
I don't like this.
This is like, look at this faggot.
This guy outfagged the last one.
Exactly.
That's all it was.
It was a faggot off.
I swear to God.
Yeah.
You got one faggot over here.
This motherfucker either you're like, holy shit, it can't get any worse.
Like, oh my God, look at this fat broad.
I mean, fuck it.
Hey, dude, she really looked like she ate a dude and then drunk.
That's how she got her form home.
Yeah.
And they had to get a strip from the source.
They had to pretend that Beyonce was coming as well to make people tune in.
To stay in.
Oh, I saw something about that.
They made it like Beyonce was there in the building.
So people told me.
Yeah, evil in that building.
Do it.
You could probably, it's palatable, probably evil.
I didn't realize.
Like you can just feel it.
I didn't realize they were actually like nominating Kamala there.
It's like, you guys already did that.
Yeah.
Yeah, you already stole it.
Don't worry.
You made a primary.
From fucking Atlanta, Georgia.
Oh my God.
Little John.
What are you guys, you guys taking?
Chip Kamala?
Was it Little John?
Whatever.
Little Wayne.
No, it's Little John.
Little John Perform?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He came out.
Yeah.
I forget what song he does, but it was like, oh man, how much did you get paid, buddy?
Oh, a lot.
That's a funny thing.
A lot.
And that guy's got money.
Like you really need money.
Yeah, I don't know.
Pink was out there too exploiting her child.
Who?
Pink?
Pink.
Yeah.
She looks like a man.
Yeah, I think they're all men.
Mr. X has every woman's man.
Well, you know what?
Her and Big Mike look a lot like in the shoulder.
Dude, did you see?
It is so crazy.
You know, the little swing at least.
Did you see fucking Big Mike next to normal people?
It's like Charles Barkley next to like a regular kid, you know?
Come here.
Yeah.
Broad ass shoulders.
I mean, the clavicle.
You can always tell by the clavicle.
Yeah, seriously.
And the dick also.
Yeah, that's a dead animal.
You can see the dick in the front.
And that thing's a hog too.
When Big Mike was dancing on Ellen, it's like a pendulum.
Yeah.
My God.
That's what I'm for.
Bath house.
I love those videos.
I showed my landlord and he's like, holy shit.
I'm like, you never see it.
It's like it's smacking up.
It's like, why would you be don't even duct tape?
Man, I'm not going to duct tape my shit down.
I'm wearing this loose dress today.
And then Ellen says, let's stand.
Oh, shit.
I got to fuck it.
Dude, what a metronome is going to the beat.
That thing is going.
A metronome.
Yeah, it was a metronome, exactly.
But the fuck it.
It's so funny.
I mean, even Rogan came out and said he doesn't believe because Michelle Obama's a man.
No, he said he thinks she is.
Yeah.
Sorry, I mis-phrased that.
I was just counting, especially.
He's like, I can't.
That was a good shit.
I mean, I don't know what happened to poor Joan Rivers when she said that.
Well, now is the day and age if they could just say, oh, disinformation.
Well, I would think they would have come out and be like, yeah, I'm a fanook.
Well, here's what they did.
They killed Joan Rivers.
So the rest of Hollywood shut the fuck up.
Oh, yeah.
They all did that.
They made an example of her, a prime example of her.
Even her daughter thinks it was fucking good.
Big Mike's not ready to come out.
No, which is kind of weird.
Like I said, they embraced that fanook lifestyle.
Oh, speaking of that, did you ever see the who was who?
Oh, Christ, why can't who is that dumb?
The Dyke brought on that morning Ellen DeGeneres.
Oh, who is her wife?
Oh, Portia DeRosie.
The one that died.
Oh, no, the Helena.
Oh, wait, I'll.
No, I think it was Portia.
No, it was Anne Hage.
Anne Hage, that's it.
Did you ever see that?
Yeah, when she gets out of the fucking bag.
Out of the body bag and they push her back down.
And you can actually see it.
But did you ever hear like the footage of her talking and why they were breaking up and like how they were going meetings and like crazy shit how basically DeGeneres was the ultimate shell.
Like she would do they're like she will do and say whatever she's a GoPro.
Yeah.
Oh, and she's like anything.
She's the white Oprah.
She's like, I would go to meetings with her.
She'd be sitting there and she just like, just do what they say.
Great.
That's great.
And just do what they say and it's like, I'm tired.
You have all this money, but I don't give a shit.
Yeah.
She's like just listen to what these people say.
Great.
Yeah.
Life to live.
Undercover interviews like her talking about this stuff.
Well, that's unbelievable.
Well, then she's on a podcast drinking before the car crash happened.
And here's what I think.
That's how they fucking that's how they.
They're a drunk.
That's how they fucking.
And I honestly believe that her car was being controlled remotely or tampered with.
I think it was remote control because she smashes into the one house where you'd normally
be out fucking cold and then they backed her up just like a fucking kids toy.
Pulled her out of the driveway smashed her into another fucking house.
Whatever.
What do you want?
You're going to get.
They don't smash into two houses.
Yeah.
I know a lot of people, including myself, who smashed into houses.
You usually don't do two in a row.
You do one.
It's like Gary Webb.
He suicided himself with two bullets in the van.
What about the.
They come in two.
Yeah.
He works for Hillary though, right?
No.
He was the guy that came out and said that the CIA was bringing crack into the ghetto.
But how about the guy, the journalist that was in.
Or drugs.
And he got stuck out there and he started interviewing all these guys and they were talking about
how Obama was doing some crazy shit.
And the journalist wrote about this stuff and then he got a lot of flat for it.
And then when he got back, Conor ran into a guy.
Oh, well, I know Paul.
Seth Rich was one.
I mean, there's so many.
Well, and they say that thing.
Remote control.
Yeah.
And they're like, he wasn't a drugger.
He wasn't a drinker.
And all this.
Probably drone strike.
And he was scared.
I forget what his name was.
That's the problem.
When you tell the truth, that's when people get pissed off.
Yeah.
These guys got a lot of.
They don't like it.
They don't like it when people start waiting up on their way.
They say that needles is right.
I am a liar and he's selling the truth all the time.
So when you come at us, get needles.
I'm cool.
No, no, that's it.
Whatever you guys need.
I mean, I would rather be on the side of truth than I'm kidding.
I'll die for that.
You're a daddy now too.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
You got to keep the racist jokes down.
My girlfriend said he's so dark because she ate a lot of chocolate.
I hear that's how it happens.
She got her 23 and he had 23 and he's back.
He was 1% cocoa.
What time are we at?
We're at 106.
15.
All right.
Well, that's not bad.
All right.
Well, you know what's crazy is he smokes already.
Oh, Jesus.
Is that Newport?
Uh-huh.
He does like Newport.
He'll smoke cools though.
You're gonna lip it.
Two.
He smokes cools.
Anything month off.
He doesn't really like him, but he'll take a couple of needles, pound mouths.
Just don't lip that shit though.
The foam balls are good too.
Uh-huh.
And good for you.
Yeah.
Probably better than the air we're breathing and the food we're eating.
Well, I don't know about that.
Probably better than the food, but I don't think cigarette smoke is better than just the raw,
plain air because you're getting the air.
The irony that you say the raw, plain air is there being inundated with sulfur and acid.
It's like when you're smoking anything, there's residual effect.
There's air coming in with it.
Oh, yeah.
And it's not raw and plain anymore.
It's cigarette smoke and raw, plain air or air and maybe crack and air.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, actually, you're still putting air in there, no?
Stevie next, they would use air to blow the coke up her ass.
That's what I'm saying, right?
I would have liked to have that job.
Speaking of which, let's say...
Hey, why are you licking me?
Right.
Let's say a quick prayer so Stevie next doesn't fucking put a curse on us.
Stevie next?
Watch, you're a witch?
Yeah.
How do you know?
Oh, dude, come on.
She's like...
They're all witches, over all them bitches.
Any bitch that spins around on a show is a witch.
Dear God in heaven, put a hedge of protection around all those people in the Larry Needle show.
And thank you for everything that went down today and it was a really great day.
And thanks for having everything go off without a hitch.
Through Christ our Lord, amen.
God bless all you people out there.
Thank you for listening.
We love you.
You've listened to this long, man.
That's it.
Yeah.
You know, this doesn't seem like a religious show, but...
Yeah.
It is.
Hopefully next week we have a chicken bucket swing.
Yeah, we will.
I'm going to make that a thing to go get that.
I got to find a KFC.
What the hell is a KFC?
We can find it.
Well, churches or any place that has a bucket.
No, it's got to be a KFC one.
I guess.
Or maybe...
I don't want to go to...
What's the other one?
Harold's.
Harold's Chicken Shake.
Well, no, not church.
Is that church's chicken?
Church's Popeyes.
Popeyes.
What do you call it?
I never saw a bucket at Popeyes.
I can't say that I saw a bucket at Popeyes.
Yeah, right now they make KFC.
That'll be his bed.
That's one that they fold open, you know what I mean?
They have the flaps and they fold open.
Right, that's his crib.
Aw, man.
That's so bad.
The chicken tender is a pillow.
He's going to love it.
May he get a little bit of a freesty.
Because right now he just sleeps in a cat bed.
Oh, geez.
Yeah, he's going to like the KFC one better.
All right, thanks for tuning in, everybody.
Peace.
Piers from the G acquired