time to get ready for the Larry and needles show.
Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and needles show.
Glad to be here.
I'm Larry.
No needles.
It's not present.
But I'm Kiki.
Down and forth.
Where's the needles anyways?
Well, we're hearing contradicting stories.
Are we?
Yeah.
But I heard, you know, he's kind of into the gerbil scene.
You know, Richard Gere back in the day, in the 80s, the gerbils.
So Mikey's house, he's got all those like tubes going all over the damn house.
It's like a habit trail leading to his ass.
Exactly.
And one of his gerbils got a little frisky, so he had to put him in the side cage.
But as it was a clever gerbil, he escaped and he let all the other gerbils out.
So he's in a frenzy over there trying to get them all back together.
That's excellent.
I thought it was just some kind of tie up in Boystown, but it's something more complicated.
I heard it was a sex change.
You went for a sex change.
Oh, it's you.
Maybe went down to Tijuana.
Yeah, they're going to change him into a boy.
I had a sex change about four years ago.
Hopefully needles, hopefully catch everything and get everything going back to normal.
Yeah, even though he couldn't be here, we didn't want to let you, you know, our wonderful fans down.
He's still around.
He's just got a fixed gerbil town.
He'll be here next week.
So, yeah.
That's good. And we got Mark here filling his space.
So, yeah, that's always great.
And in honor of needles, he's going to blame the Jews for it.
He was very honorable.
Yeah.
It was a Jews fault.
So how you doing, Mark?
Yeah, it's been a while since you've been on the show.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I invited Mark on a couple of weeks, the last couple of weeks, and he thought we had some kind of nefarious plan.
He didn't want to come.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Probably right to a little extent, but...
Honestly.
That's what we do here.
I get it.
We kid around. We joke.
Yeah, we joke.
I get it. I get it.
So, Adam sent me, Kiki, he sent me a real cool thing, like, to my 1400s facts and stuff.
You remember what you sent me?
I forgot what it was, but it was great.
Yeah, it was...
I love those facts. Those are awesome.
The origins of the word shit.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Check this out.
It's not even a bad word.
Right, right, right.
I've never heard this before. This is actually pretty cool.
Okay, yeah. So years ago, when they'd be shipping around the manure around the United States, when it was a new country or whatever,
it was causing problems because dudes would be having cigarettes in the hole and stuff would catch on fire.
It was very flammable.
Well, it's okay. It's combustible.
And it would burn the whole ship down.
So they started writing shit on the side of the crates that was holding the cow manure and stuff, and it meant stack high in transit.
Yes, and they would want to put it on the top.
And put it high so it doesn't burn down their whole ship, and it keeps some guys from catching it on fire and stuff.
And it became synonymous with shit.
Stack that shit way up there.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's kind of a wild story. It makes sense though.
And so it's really not even what you think it means. It doesn't mean like, you know, right?
Something shit. What does that mean? It's stack high and moving around.
But yeah, that's just one of those things.
That's pretty wild.
Yeah, I'm surprised I've never heard that term before, but that's actually awesome.
Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one.
And I learned some good facts about Harvey, Illinois. You guys know Harvey?
Harvey, Illinois, yes.
Man, I should have gotten a... I should have grabbed a beer. I don't know what I was thinking.
Anyways, we'll scream for Mary to grab us another one. How about that when we need...
Tell us about Harvey.
Here's what happened, man. Harvey started in like the middle 1800s.
It was the South Lawn area neighborhood of Chicago, Southside. Very fluent, very nice.
And they started a lot of... something like 11 or 13 car factories.
A lot of metal plants. They made fucking springs. They made car parts and shit.
And when that kind of stuff dried up, the economy kind of dried up because it was the only kind of businesses they had in the whole town.
So they had, you know, they went from 5,000 people down to like, you know, 2,000 people down to just lower and lower numbers every year.
The percentage was something like 20% less people each year after like 1960 or something.
Well, yeah, there's no work.
Yeah, and it was fucked up and...
It was still fucked up.
And it was... yeah, oh yeah, it's one of the most fucked up places, man.
Right.
In...
It's next to some other town.
By 1930 or something, I think they said it was 66% black.
And by 1978, there was no whites left at all.
But in 1960... and there was a lot of race riots and shit in the 60s, and especially in Harvey, you know, shit would kick off over any little fucking thing.
So they had this thing, what they called was the Gin... the Gin Bottle Riot.
In no way.
Yeah, man. It was real cool. It was a really cool story.
And where was this?
This was in 1964 in Harvey, Illinois, the South Side suburb of Chicago, and it's a fucking ghetto. It's ghetto as fuck.
It's a dangerous fucking place.
Well, the Harvey woman is at the foremost liquor in Dixmore, Illinois, and there's a street...
It's 147th Street is the boundary for Dixmore and Harvey. It's like, you know, another fucking shit hole.
Right.
So she's at the foremost liquors. She steals a bottle of gin. The liquor store owner sees her and grabs her, throws her around the fucking floor of the liquor store, and starts pounding on her, punching the shit out of her.
Oh, man.
A lot of people are hanging out in front of the liquor store, you know?
That's how it is out there.
That's that.
And so they notice this and they fucking get real pissed off and go crazy, and they all riot.
They come in, they fucking start stealing like crazy from the liquor store.
No shit, huh?
It's fucking break all the windows.
The gin riot.
Yeah, it's the gin bottle riot.
It started over this lady stealing one bottle of booze.
Yeah.
So everyone's real fucking, you know, they're they're up in arms because they fucking, this guy's beating a lady, although she's stealing from him.
Right.
She took one bottle and they got mad that she stole one bottle and took more.
Well, no, they got mad because he was beating her.
Right.
Because she took a bottle.
Yeah.
Right.
So she shouldn't have been beating her.
Yeah.
Right.
Again, they shouldn't have raided the store until the war bottles.
Well, then the other thing was, and they didn't just stop at fucking up the foremost liquor store.
It burned down several block areas.
Oh, no shit.
Yes.
Yes, it became a riot, man.
Wow.
It was really bad.
It was over a thousand people involved in this riot.
Oh, man.
When did this happen?
This is 1964.
We were born now.
Well, you think about it.
Anybody that's hanging out outside a liquor store.
Sure.
There's trouble.
They don't have the most common sense.
They're looking for any reason possible to try to get something going.
Yeah.
It's just a bad scene.
Well, why is this guy beating on this woman?
Take the bottle and kick her out.
Right.
If I see you in here again, you can't come in here anymore and you write it off.
It's a real jerk to begin with.
Right.
And she's had a reputation for that.
And she's probably getting fucked with all day.
Yes.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, they're just the guys are both sides here of just exactly the guy that says, Hey,
you know what, to his buddies, like we're sitting around.
I'm going to open a liquor store in the fucking deep into the ghetto.
Hey, have a good time.
Right.
That's what you have to look with that bulletproof glass and that slider.
Yes.
But that was before that.
People are welcome.
It's a liquor door.
That liquor store.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
And you know what, I've been to those liquor stores.
Obviously we all have and stuff.
I was at this recording studio in Florida and we went there every day to record and it was
on this, the street was called Biscayne and it was in Miami and I had to go pick up liquor
for the guy every single day before the session.
And it was in this parking lot and they'd be all hanging out in the shutters.
It's like, Holy fuck.
Yeah, scary.
But it was cool and I went there.
I still did it because I knew the guy would have plenty of fucking, you know, other things.
Yeah.
It was just part of the routine.
It was fucking weird.
But in this riot, 30 injuries, 25 people got arrested.
Wow.
So people were getting hurt.
Well, and the foremost liquor store got destroyed.
And it got fucking destroyed.
They showed pictures of it on this article I was looking, you know, when I was reading
about this shit and it was just fucking.
And the windows weren't broke, they were fucking gone.
Yeah.
Shit was hanging out.
It looked like they might even burnt that down a little bit.
Yeah.
Wow.
And they took all, you know, all the fucking tools and new parts.
They could get their hands on.
Yes, sir.
And Martell and this guy's probably thinking, damn, I should have just let her take that
bottle of fucking, yeah.
Right.
Whatever the fucking was.
I was just saying, it would have $10.
Another lazy afternoon.
Yeah.
He's let her walk with the gin.
Yeah.
And I was thinking 64, how much was a bottle of beer?
It was like a dollar and three.
Yeah.
No shit.
Yeah.
Oh man.
You know.
Right.
But she's feeling like not even a bottle bottle.
What when a little bottle?
I don't know that exactly.
Just play a pint or something.
Even if it was a big bottle.
Exactly.
Even if she's taken a handle, he still don't beat the person.
Yeah, I gotta agree with that.
And plus it's a man beating a woman.
It was a woman.
Yeah.
It was the sixties though.
It was the sixties.
Well, they, you know, they had every right to protest.
Well, that's why you try to sleep on things for 24 hours.
That's true man.
At least 12.
Right.
It's like take to just take the bottle from her.
It's like, here's the thing too.
Honestly.
It wasn't like it was like a man that you have to fight him for the bottle.
You just take the bottle.
Sure.
Yeah.
You go, give me that.
And say, get out of here and kick her in the ass.
And that's the end of it.
Exactly.
Not, not, beat her down.
And if she had a nice ass, you say, hey, you want to work?
Oh man.
I saw this chick and this black chick the other day in Woodman's.
Holy Jesus.
My eyes almost popped out of her head.
And she, you know, she was dressed very ghetto, but she knew what she was doing.
I liked that even more.
She was amazing.
I was just like, damn.
I was looking at her so hard that I was like, her boyfriend or dad, whoever the fuck was
with her, I was ready to practice.
Probably not.
Yeah.
It's like I'm getting ready.
Yeah.
Oh, there's this black woman that she's a woman because she's probably like maybe 30
at the gym.
Yeah.
Oh Lord have mercy.
And they, you know, they wear those, I don't know, whatever those special spandex are now
that really show off the, it just, yeah.
Well, you know, they make that shit where they have.
They got extra asses in them.
And they got ones to that where, okay, the spandex will stretch where it needs to and
push up the ass and shit in other places.
Like it's got some kind of fucking right, right.
Some kind of like iron beams in there or something.
The same.
Yeah.
Support.
That's the exact word I'm looking for, Mark.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's the stuff needles wears the crop.
Yeah.
We had one of the bartender that had a fake butt.
Really?
Yeah.
It's a restaurant.
She had fake butt.
I mean, it works.
She had to be great.
I'm sure it works.
It worked great.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you what, when I was in Brazil, it was totally fake.
20 years ago, I mean, they were like the number one classic surgery.
They had fake butt.
Really?
Oh yeah, like on their asses.
Like that was just the number one case in the world.
She had a fake butt.
Yeah.
But well, they would get the fillers.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, stripper's you that shit.
But oh my goodness.
That shit is so fucking dangerous to do in real life, man.
Like it looks good and shit.
I'm like, I went to my girlfriend or wife to do that and shit.
I remember one of my ex-girlfriends always, I want to fake this.
I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
And then, you know, years later, after she broke up with me, she showed up as some gang.
I'm like, look, it looks okay.
But at the same time, yeah, especially when you know.
Yeah, man.
Once you find out or know, it's just like, you can tell they're fake usually anyways.
But especially like when they get them and they're super solid, it's like, oh, geez,
what?
Whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's not, it's not, it's not fair.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be worried to get this fucking thing in your ass and shit?
Now it's this bag of whatever filled with some kind of whatever.
And now you're sitting on it and giving it all this fucking stress all the time.
Oh yeah, what happens if that happens?
What are you doing for, yeah.
You know, when it does do shit, people fucking get real sick and die.
They get cancer.
I never thought about this.
You're going to pop it.
Yeah, well, those chicks, the chicks leak and stuff and that shit goes into them.
They get like, I don't know if it's called toxic shock syndrome, but it's something like that.
Something like that, like some kind of fucking, what do they call?
Chemical, it's a chemical in your blood.
There's got to be a leakage.
Yes.
Sepsis of some kind or some kind of toxic chemical reactions.
Well, I think they're only good for so many years.
They don't fill the bag with unnecessary old human tit material that they have left over.
No, no, no, it's a chemical.
It's some kind of a big shit.
Yeah.
Well, that's the thing, they don't last forever.
They just spray and you got to eventually do some about it.
Do you guys rather just have someone stuff their brow with Kleenex or something, honestly?
Yeah, right.
And yeah, just be a little disappointed.
By the time I get you, I'm all drunk anyways.
I'm going to make a difference.
Well, and the thing is, if the brow's coming off, it's going to be a good night anyway.
Exactly.
Right.
You know, you have a little faking completely.
That's more of a symbolic fucking point where you know, okay.
You lured me in, you got me.
You guys remember the story?
I don't know if it was at O'Hare, like somewhere like by O'Hare Airport.
There was a hotel there, but there was this Asian woman given like silicone,
injecting silicone into women.
Sure.
And women were paying.
Right there in the spa.
In the hotel.
Like they take it to a hotel room and it's like, why would a woman, and like this was silicone
from like Home Depot.
Sure.
Like actual.
From a cock gun.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Same type of material they do.
Oh yeah.
Sure.
She was, I mean she got arrested because women were just dying.
I would imagine they were getting very old.
What kind of woman is thinking, is she that desperate?
Well these bitches want to look good.
Yes, these women are that desperate.
Some of them, yes.
What's the thing man?
These brats want to fuck just as best we do.
But here's the problem is they're in charge of the pussy.
Right.
See, so that gives them all the power.
Yeah.
And they can pretend they don't like guys.
They can pretend, you know, this and that.
And you don't know what's going on.
You believe me, you don't believe me.
It doesn't matter if you believe them or not.
They still are in charge of the pussy.
It's the power of the pussy.
I'm telling you, I've known some good looking dudes over my life that actually had power over the pussy.
Sure, yeah.
But it's, you know, it's not as, not as normal as the power of the pussy.
No, no, nothing's more powerful than that.
Eventually that takes over all.
But you know, how about these people like these chicks that will be like a drug mule
and get like big packs of fucking drugs sewed into their ass like an ass implant.
You can see that it's like a square.
The bitch has half a key sewed into her butt cheek and it's like, what the fuck?
You ever see that?
I just had an ass implant.
But you can see huge fucking scar with Frankenstein stitches going down.
The real badass.
You can almost see like the scorpion imprint on the cocaine fucking.
Like if either the cops at Buster have to take her directly to the hospital and get that removed
or she's got to get to where she's going and get that directly removed because it's causing problems.
And if it rips open, she's dead within minutes.
She's overdosed and like, oh my.
They put it inside her skin under her.
Mark, they fucking sew fucking some kind of vacuum sealed package of fucking dope underneath someone's ass.
Come on.
Yes, yes.
Wow.
And they get busted now because they got these new scanners.
Sure.
And they could see right in there and they're like, there's an anomaly.
No one has, you know, what's this thing?
They can tell if you were around drugs within 24 hours or something now.
I guess with this shit they would know if you fucking swallowed condoms and had this shit in your stomach,
they could see it with this new cure.
Yeah, they can tell.
I'm sure there's going to be a way to beat the system eventually.
They always find a way.
But it's going to take a while.
Dude, that's why I actually want to move down to Florida,
hang out by the keys because anytime there's a hurricane, it's like winning the Lotto.
They never hit the keys.
Well, the drugs come floating in the store.
The keys, yeah.
I'm kidding.
The keys come floating in.
Yeah.
All of a sudden you have 80 pounds of blow or money.
That's why they called the keys.
Yeah, I love it down there.
I went down there.
I love it, man.
That's like little neighborhoods.
Yeah, but you didn't find any fucking bail or cocaine.
No, I wasn't on the beach that much either.
But had I known of this, I would have looked a little longer,
I'm going to suck around more.
Seriously.
That's the shit.
The beach is nice there, dude.
There's like two beaches.
As long as you don't have any assholes filming you on the camera,
like, oh, look at this guy getting the package out of there.
Yeah, you know.
Well, that's the thing, man.
You got to kill everyone on the inside.
Well, hey, if you get a big fucking parcel.
There's a great getaway with it.
Yeah.
Early enough, sometime, you can do it.
Yeah, you lure them in.
Hey, you want us to take a picture of what this is and destroy it?
Well, here's the thing these days, like, okay,
when I remember being in this fucking hotel room that was just this guy's apartment
that had a huge, he was this real rich guy who married to this hot chick
and he had like a three stories in this building.
And two of them he made into like a hotel.
So we're basically an apartment.
So like, his friends can stay there or something?
Like, anyone can stay there.
We found him online and shit.
So we were staying in Buenos Aires and we were like in the city
and I'm watching this girl across the thing
and she's every day doing water in the plants and her underwear and stuff
and she has no idea.
I can see her.
So you're at the beach in those high-rise hotels.
You have no idea which guy, 18th floor, 5th floor, 10th floor.
There's got to be someone looking at all times.
Oh, yeah.
Going, oh man, that guy just picked something up.
Honey, wake up.
Look, look, you know, what is it?
George and the wife comes over here.
Oh man, he's got a cult and then pretty soon, you know, they know.
Yeah.
But if you can actually get that shit out of there quick, oh man.
You're set.
If you're fucking, here's the ideal fucking dream, right?
It's like, what do you do?
You're jet skiing by and you're staying somewhere else and you're fucking.
I tell down.
Yeah.
But maybe on your bike or something, you know, you just happen to see the.
Also though, I've seen him walking down walking down up and down the beach.
So with in Mexico and I didn't see this anywhere else.
I saw in Mexico with machine guns.
Well, Mexico.
Jamaica will do that.
Yeah.
Like Puerto Rico.
They did in Mexico.
Four wheel drives up on the beach.
Machine guns on their shoulders.
But no, you know, that reminds me of a thing.
I always wanted to rob a bank back in the day.
Yeah.
Rob a bank during the blizzard on snowmobiles.
That's the shit.
Yeah.
They can't even get to you.
You can take your sweet ass time.
Yeah.
The cops are stuck.
And I always worked for a security company too.
So I knew like the procedures and a lot of shit.
Not that I would.
I wouldn't.
I had a friend that used to rob banks.
You got to park your snowmobiles.
I was in a band.
Well, actually you have you go, you drive them to a pickup spot.
Sure.
Picks you up.
Okay.
Take off on the escape.
Yeah.
But yeah, we knew bank robber.
He knew.
Yeah.
This guy's incredible.
But here's the thing.
He said it was almost like a job because.
Sure.
You never get enough.
Yeah.
Well, first of all, usually because he's on.
He had a drug problem and he had to rob a bank like twice a week.
Sometimes three times a week because.
They don't care much money.
Yeah.
He'd get like five, 10 grand at a good one.
You know, sometimes it would only be two, three grand.
Right.
And he, you know, and that doesn't travel far when you're living like a big shot.
You're fucking a gangster.
You know what I mean?
And you're addicted to drugs.
Yes.
Right.
Couple grand ain't much at all.
Oh no.
Especially for what you go through to get it and the risk that you fucking take.
Right.
And he did it a lot of time.
He did like.
Any robbery.
17 years behind bars and two different stints.
He did it with both.
He did it both ways.
Yeah.
He did it with notes.
He did it quietly.
Sometimes he would go in off.
He would sometimes do a speed ball and go in there wild and fucking.
He said it was pretty fun.
Just by himself.
Well, he would have a helper sometimes.
That's crazy.
A girlfriend getaway driver or something.
Well, I'll tell you what, the banks don't carry cash anymore.
I, two years ago.
I was like two tellers.
Yeah.
He said it was like a regular job.
He had to work all the time.
I was like, holy shit.
I need to withdraw.
How about Erickson, the bank robber with the bookstores?
We knew another bank robber.
Hanover Park story.
Yeah.
Oh no shit.
Hanover Park.
He had shot the building downtown.
Remember in the federal building.
The whole story.
Erickson, him and his wife were robbing banks.
Luke Perry played him on some made for TV.
Yeah.
He used bookstore right here in Roseau.
Clothes on Mondays.
Mondays with a Daisy Brown.
Tuesdays or something.
It was Tuesdays.
Clothes on Mondays.
I think it was Tuesday.
It was Tuesday.
It was.
It was closed one day a week.
We couldn't figure out why.
Why the fuck is he closed?
It was Monday.
His wife got gunned down.
He had been on Tuesdays all sweaty.
His clothes on Mondays could be going on Tuesdays.
He'd be all sweaty Tuesdays.
He was closed Tuesday.
That was when the bank robberies happened.
I was bringing him both salt timing.
He was right down the block.
That was crazy.
Then he caught his wife on Bear Flag Road in Hanover Park off of fucking Lake Street.
She went in that little subdivision.
The cops just didn't even chase her because there's only one way in and out.
They just waited for her.
On the exit they fucking kicked her down.
Like Bonnie and Clyde.
That end fucking scene.
He escaped MCC then and shot himself.
I guess they shot the shit out of him.
The weird part was they were two really dorks.
You'd ask them any question about any book or author or any genre.
They knew everything.
Yeah, I'd be a nerd.
So this bookstore was just for them to launder money.
Because how do they make money?
They would sell for like five cents.
And they enjoyed reading books.
The books were super cheap.
They wouldn't pay much for them either.
And it was like, what the fuck is going on here?
And it was just for them to fucking tell their family, yeah, we run a bookstore.
You can't tell them.
They do all great.
Dude, that's so wild.
But yeah, they went out every week and steal a car and plant it.
Yeah, they did it every single week once a week without fail.
That doesn't sound like too much planning.
They stole, they would steal a car and then it's a getaway car.
And the cops started figuring out they always stole the same type of car.
The same kind.
And they robbed in the same place.
So then they planted some of these cars, these types of cars around different banks
in the area that they didn't rob yet.
Damn.
They stole one of the cars.
They're like, there's our guy.
That's crazy.
And they used this thing in a bank robbery.
They chase them.
They get in the fucking thing.
They get busted.
The girl gets away somehow.
I forgot how she gets away.
He's busted though.
But they know about her.
They got all the information.
Once they get him.
This guy, here's how, here's what he does.
His name was Erickson.
Here's what he does.
He says, oh, you know, I'm uncomfortable.
Can you move these handcuffs into the front?
Because, you know, he's a real meek, mild guy.
I mean, I'm telling you, pencil like dork geek.
He's never expecting.
He's been in custody for a while.
Right.
He's already been in jail for a while in a couple of months.
He's sizing everyone up that's escorting him.
There's a woman and some other little twerp.
So he just fucking bing, gets the gun, shoots the cops in the elevator, fucking blasts someone
else.
He shoots gun him down in the fucking, in the fucking,
He's out the building.
They got him in the elevator.
But right there, you know, he doesn't get fired at all.
He's still handcuffed and shit.
Holy shit.
Yeah, he was on the news.
Yeah, it was crazy.
And I'm like, holy fuck, that's the guy that owns the bookstore.
I was like, oh my lord.
That's what's crazy.
You're so close to something.
You talk to, it's like, yeah, he's never know.
He tells me about a buck.
He's never ever know.
It's like, holy crap.
Yeah, it was amazing.
No, but that's even the thing with banks though.
I remember two years ago, I went to a bank.
I needed like $17,000 cash.
And I asked for the cash.
Oh, no, we're like, well, we need a week to get that cash.
A week?
What do you mean?
Like, well, we only have like $12,000 to go to support us for the entire week.
I'm like, wow.
I had to order that kind of money.
I'm like, I was just crazy.
I didn't realize that's how it was in banks.
But yeah, everything's mostly digital now.
If you're thinking about it.
Electronic money, paper money, whatever.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It is.
It's just in the air money.
It's practically all digital now, you know what I mean?
Well, I don't, I don't, if it's one of those things to protect banks from, if all of a sudden
everybody wants to withdraw all their money at once.
That too, yeah, we just don't have enough to give you.
We don't have money, yeah.
Either way, that's never good.
That's a good question.
I don't know if that's the thing.
I just think they don't have the amount of money.
People don't deal with cash anymore.
No, I haven't had a checkbook in years because I just pay everything online.
Everything.
There's their debit cards, credit cards, nobody.
Direct deposit, most of my money goes right to the bank anyway.
So.
There's probably not enough, there's definitely not enough money to cover what they say everybody
has.
No.
There's not enough cash bills.
No.
Not anymore, no.
Dude, I remember, it was a crazy story.
I remember driving home from work.
I thought I brought the bomb, but I guess I didn't.
Yeah.
Down San Diego.
I had a joint before smoking.
Yeah, yeah.
There was people that, I don't know if they were drug dealers or Rob DeBank or something,
north on I-5 from San Diego.
Okay.
And these guys were on the freeway and they were getting chased by cops and their plan,
they had all this cash, they just started.
Yeah.
Wipping it out the window.
Out the window.
Oh yeah, it was on the news, everything.
They just started throwing cash out and then everybody behind them.
Traffic is just.
Oh yeah.
They stopped going to grab the money.
There was videos of people yelling like, you know.
That's an absolute idea.
I'm gonna send them a picture of the cash.
Did they get away?
They got away, you know.
You know, I don't remember if they got away or not.
Yeah.
Slowed them down.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was brilliant because.
And then by the time they get you, what are you talking about?
We don't have any money.
You just rub what?
Yeah, right?
Exactly.
I wish I was behind them.
But yeah, I mean, bus drivers pulled over.
Oh yeah.
Sure, sure.
Stop the bus.
Yeah, that was great.
One time, I'm a car or something, I had that too somewhere and a bunch of money went
flying over the roads, bags of money.
They found them.
People were grabbing them and shit too.
Yeah, crazy.
I've never seen that video down in South Africa.
It's like an old special forces guy driving an armored truck and he's got another guy
sitting next to him.
He's like a rookie.
They're just driving along all of a sudden.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I didn't see that.
They start shooting the windows.
You know, they get, they don't explode because they're bulletproof.
But then this guy's got a high tail.
He's like, call for backup this and that.
Get that.
Are you ready?
They start shooting.
Yeah, well, and he's just, he's driving this thing like he's done it before.
It's pretty badass and they got a little shootout.
But yeah, he's, he's saved.
Those, those new trucks, man, they are built like a fucking, I mean, it is is armor-ish
and square and impenetrable.
Oh, armored ones?
You could be, yeah, like the window on there looks like you're looking through a submarine
or something.
Four inches tactical, almost a little bit of dirt.
And not big either.
It's not like a regular, it's not like you're in a Cadillac.
Hey, I can see everything.
It's fucking weird.
They might have a gun on top.
They put a gun on top of the thing and it would be game.
But the guys inside have guns.
Yeah.
How does that work?
I mean, don't juice it up with that.
No.
Yeah, don't, don't.
Now, the guys inside that have the guns that are protecting this money, they're authorized
to shoot you.
I mean, if they, if they protect this money, do they get, if that, I'm troubled.
I wouldn't imagine if you get your gun on first and right shoot them.
If you get shot at, if you get shot at, yeah, you can fire back because that's your, your,
your, your protecting your life.
Right, your own life.
If they're driving on the highway, they're not shooting at these guys driving along just
because the, you know, the other damage they can do.
So if you don't have a gun or a weapon, well, yeah, yeah, that's a whole another scenario.
I'm talking about here in Chicago.
If you don't have a gun and you start heisting and you go, hey, I'm unarmed and shit.
They won't shoot you.
If they're, if they're unarmed, they probably won't.
Yeah.
I know when I used to work for banks doing security.
It's not a threat to cutting yourself.
They want to shoot you down.
No.
They want to shoot you in the major banks in the city.
Like they always told their tellers, like if somebody comes in, let me take it to rob
the bank.
Yeah.
They're like the money's insured.
Right.
You let them go and don't hit the alarm until they're gone.
Don't cause any problems.
Well, no, because the money.
Don't get yourself killed.
Exactly.
Well, no, they don't want a hostage situation because that is big money.
They're going to.
Dog day afternoon.
Lawsuits and everything.
Yeah.
So like, give them a little leave.
Let them leave because the odds are.
They don't have a convenience store to if you're getting robbed, give them whatever
they want and let them get out of the store.
Your life's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
Ask them what they want.
Be regenerate.
Give them more.
Just you know, Chris knew how to open the thing to get the die pack out first and all
this.
And he said a couple of times they loaded it with another one.
Sometimes they put two.
Boom.
All over.
Now he's spending this money that's blue shit.
Yeah, right.
That's that's risky.
He told me he would sit there.
Yeah, he'd sit there and fucking get high, you know, he was like, you know, he was in
the party and heavy math and heroin, whatever.
Oh, man, heavy party.
Yeah, he started to rub bench and he would listen to the police scanner after he was
home with his drugs.
Listen, yeah, how's it going?
He'd laugh and he'd be like, he goes, I felt like a king because they'd be talking about
me and saying, I'm on a locker and we'll get them and all this and wherever he is,
you know, whatever they say on the police.
Yeah.
What was it like 20, 30 years ago or even longer?
Not even.
It wasn't that long ago.
He was he the last batch of things.
Tell them what happened.
Tell them.
Okay.
The last the last thing that happened was he I was in a band with this guy and he was
telling me this story and he said I did nine, you know, one time I got busted for a bank
robbery.
They produced films and connected me to nine other fucking bank robberies.
They got like fucking, you know, he did like seven fucking years.
Another time he did like because it was a second offense.
They hit him with like 10 years, but he only did like, you know, eight of them or whatever
and shit.
And he was like, you don't know the feeling when you're standing there in front of a judge
and he says 10 years and you're just like, yeah.
And so he definitely don't like.
And so his dad was this old man when I by the time I met him, he was done doing it.
He's working as an auto mechanic and he's just not making enough money.
And all of a sudden, and he told me I'm going to wait till my dad dies, but he didn't.
He didn't.
He didn't wait.
And he also told me the next time if I get busted, I'm just going to kill myself because
I'm not ever going to jail again.
He's like, you know, you're living in a fucking cell with another man with your head next to
a toilet.
I couldn't imagine.
He's like, fuck that shit.
I did 30 days without another guy.
It was enough for me.
Yeah.
And so he's, he's, he started hearing on the radio in this area, all the banks around
here, I'm like, Mary, that sounds like Chris.
And it was him.
And then they bust him.
He's in front of Glenbauer High School.
He walks into a Dunkin Donuts to get a coffee and there's cops in there and they recognize
him and they're like, Hey, Chris, he just walks out and starts walking down the street.
They're like, Hey, come here, come here.
And he just pulls out a gun right in front of the high school.
Pow!
Man blows his own brains out.
So it wasn't even after a robbery or something.
No, they were just looking for him.
They knew he did it.
They knew it was him.
Because you know, he had to rep once you're fucking bankrupt.
Yeah, yeah.
They know.
They don't, yeah.
It's not like it happens every day.
Someone, a new person comes on the scene for this.
It's like he just knew.
Yeah.
And with the ferocity, like I was hearing on the news, they were almost like in another
bank, like the people that were announcing it are in shock because it's like every other
day it's going on.
I'm like, man, he's on a spree.
A spree of a, no matter what week, like three or four benches.
Right here to stay around here afterwards.
Because he had to take care of his dad that was like 90 years old and shit.
Because the guy still had a good heart, you know, just because he's a fucking wild man.
Right, Rob Banks.
Oh, that's sad, man.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
And he lived right down, he lived in, what the fuck is that?
You know that one, maybe?
You know that lunar bar?
Lunar?
Lunar, they sell like their own beer.
Yeah, like it's a place, Bobby's.
Oh, Lunar Brewing Company.
You see Limbar.
Limbar, he lived.
St. Charles Road.
Damn, that's crazy.
Very fucking, yeah.
He was really good on guitar, really, really, really good.
And he was good at robbing banks.
Yeah, and he was very smart though.
You'd never know.
Like he was very, very well educated.
Yeah, yeah.
How old was he?
Morons don't rob banks.
He was approximately 39, 40 years old at the time.
Wow.
Yeah.
And he was in every band in prison.
He played with the Black Dudes.
He played with the Hillbilly Dudes.
He played with everybody.
So he could play country, heavy metal, funk, blues, jazz.
He played with every band.
So he had a lot of time to learn how to play the guitar.
Yeah.
That's wild.
The first time I heard him play, I'm like, because I've seen all his tattoos and I said
to him, how long were you in prison for 12 years?
And he said, yeah, how'd you know?
Exactly 12 years.
And I go, because that's how good you are on guitar.
You're really fucking good.
Oh man, that's wild.
Well, what else is he going to do?
Yeah.
And he said it was cool because he could kill time because it killed time.
Yeah.
Yeah, about.
He was covered in tattoos.
Yeah.
Dude, that's crazy though.
Very polite, very cool, very nice kid.
We'll never think of it.
No, very nice guy, great guy.
Yeah.
Super good on the guitar.
The banks rob us every single day at night and they don't get shit.
Well, look at that.
Even the crisis back in 2008, they get bailed out.
They get their gold, their parachutes.
Nobody does jail.
Are you going to bail out Mark when he needs it?
I can't even bank at Chase Bank because the fees and shit are just ridiculous.
I can't afford to put my money, even a checking account in this place.
Can't even afford to have money.
Right.
That's the crazy thing.
Yeah, it is.
It's depressing.
Hey, Mary.
Beard me.
So I have this crazy little online bank.
That's really, I love it actually.
But.
Did you ever get your figure out how to get money out of it?
When I give you like a debit card or something.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know.
Mark's money.
That's the way to go.
He could spend it, but he can't take it out.
Do not tell you what, man.
My credit card and debit card, it's like I'm changing it over.
I have to change it to a new one like every other month or something because somebody's
hacked into it.
Yeah, that too.
I have his mail.
I really don't.
Yeah.
Oh, last time I went to my bank because my debit card got hacked.
They sent me things like, hey, is this your purchase?
I'm like, no, no, no.
Right.
All of a sudden.
So I went in the next day to do it.
I think I went in like 10, 11 o'clock in the morning.
And the teller's like, yeah, you're like the fifth person to come in this morning.
So someone's going wild.
Oh yeah.
Well, they know what they're doing.
Yeah, they do.
I looked at my account and it said like, it's smart how they do it.
I don't know if it's got to be like Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe or like Africa, where
it looked like a www.AT&T.
But like.
It's like something off, like a slash or something.
So it looks like a real company, but it's not.
And now they know what they're doing, man.
One guy got greedy though.
They tried to take $20,000.
Sure.
And it's like, really buddy?
Yeah, they looked at it happen.
Okay.
And it was like 20,000 to the T. It wasn't like 20,100.
Right.
It was like, come on, buddy.
Look, I don't keep that much money in a bank account anyways.
That's just crazy.
Right.
Well, I don't have that much money, but if I did, I'd be fucking nervous.
Here's the thing, man.
What do you do?
You put in the bank, the shit gets fucking taken digitally or fucking ripped off somehow.
You have in your house, someone fucking robs your house and that's gone.
Yeah.
And it's like, so it's like, what do you do?
It's got to be like handcuffed to your fucking hand.
Right.
Walk around.
You had to walk around.
Use a gun in your other hand.
I'll tell you, I always buried my money.
Yeah.
That's that was the greatest thing that store you told me about when they fucking raided
you.
Oh yeah.
That was great.
Genius.
Dude, I actually just out of spite, I wanted to go back to the cops out there.
And tell them, like, listen, I'll charge you guys $20,000.
I'll show you how I did it.
I'll do a good sell thing and I'll teach you guys how to actually raid a house and find
shit.
Like you guys have no fucking clue.
Yeah.
Cause even I remember going back checking cause I used to put like stashes of, you know,
$1,000 wraps in like coat pockets or suit pockets in my closet.
Sure.
And find shit.
That was kind of comical.
You know, you give them something to find.
Like you have like a dummy safe.
Oh, we found the judge.
Yeah.
You dumb fucks have no clue.
Man, I'm fucking, you don't know who you fucking with.
Yeah.
It was great.
Crazy.
That's genius.
That's what my grandfather was like, man.
He on his deathbed, my aunt is asking my grandfather who's, you know, gonna die sometime.
He was never on a deathbed.
He dropped that.
He lived up and, you know, to the last minute.
That's what he wanted.
Yeah.
But dad, where's your money?
Cause he didn't use banks cause he was like 20 years old when the depression came.
He said, your brother will find it.
Meeting my dad and my, and it was literally like plastered in the walls over headers and
fucking at one time, my grandfather took some money out of a stash spot and he's like these
motherfucking the rats ate it.
You know, cause he lived in a ghetto in the west side of Chicago and fucking the money
was all chewed up and it was a fat stack.
No shit, huh?
All 20s and shit, but it was maybe like five G's.
Yeah.
And that's all money back then.
So my dad said, well, figure something out.
My dad took the money, gets ahold of the treasury department.
That's what you do.
Sent it to them.
That's what you had serial numbers on.
And it took them a couple of years.
Oh really?
But they replaced it.
Yeah.
No, they will replace this shit was so fucking chewed up.
It was like a little circle of the money left in the middle.
Like they made some like nesting out of it.
Million dollar rat nest.
Probably worth thinking if they couldn't get serious.
But no, that's where you hear all these stories.
My brother once, my father had $5,000 on the dresser and my brother climbed up the
dresser, took the cuticle scissors, started cutting it.
Oh shit.
And a little pieces.
And then neatly threw it all the way in the garbagecan.
You know, cleaned up everything.
And whatever, where's the money, where's the money?
Couldn't find, couldn't find it, couldn't find it.
Look at it.
Wow, there's the money.
We finally feel what happened.
And yeah, they pieced it together.
As long as you get all the numbers, they will get the money.
Yeah.
At least that's the one guarantee you have.
But how frustrating that is, you like start fucking shaking shit.
Oh shit dude.
But there's so many stories.
For my dad it was just a pain in the ass
cause my grandfather was blowing his fucking stack,
you know, punching holes in the wall and shit.
Damn right.
Well then you start freaking about everything.
Everything that's in the walls.
Yeah, well, you know.
Unless it's like a coin.
But that's where you still hear these stories.
People remodeling some old home.
Sure, sure.
And like the old person just keeled over
and never told anybody where their stash was.
Or they forgot, they got seen now.
A lot of money's sitting in there.
Right, right.
Well they just can't remember where it was.
Where the fuck was it?
Well that's the other thing too.
Yeah, my dad's buddy, Plummer,
he was working in a house and this woman
had thousand dollar bills, like shit ton of them.
And he's like, I think she forgot she had them
cause she told me to go.
Thousand dollar bills.
Thousand dollar bills, like the old school ones.
Wow dude.
Oh yeah, she probably had,
I think he said there was like a hundred of them.
Those are worth a lot more than a thousand.
Exactly, oh yeah, people pay big money for that shit.
And she just had them sitting out there.
You know, he's like, oh he's like,
so yeah, my dad had this store that sold
really, really fucking fancy shit.
The only people that came in were like drug dealers,
pimps, mobsters, and gypsies.
Who would buy alligator shoes and just real ostentatious
bullshit, very expensive shit and all this, you know.
And when the gypsies would come in, you know,
cause what they would do,
one guy's occupying your time while another guy's
up on your fucking second store already
in your bedroom stealing the money.
And so they would come in with money
that they would steal from old people
and it would all be stacks of 20 silver certificates
and stuff and my dad could see.
He knew, yeah.
That yeah, they just ripped somebody off
when it was some old lady and it's a shame,
but he still took it and he would,
bring it right to some collector
and get whatever more they're gonna give them.
Yeah.
Well they didn't realize what they had.
Oh, they couldn't even read.
Yeah, well yeah, right.
They couldn't read at all.
They would come in and like one of my dad's employees,
Billy, he charged him money for him to read a contract
or some law thing they got in the mail or something
or sign something for them.
Yeah.
They usually just signed with a fucking X.
Yeah, man, that's so crazy.
Did you imagine it?
I believe it, don't.
That's how it's been going for many, many, many centuries.
Fucking getting money to read a fucking piece of paper.
Right.
And then, well, even when you read it to the person too,
they don't understand what you're telling them.
Well, no, they knew what you were saying.
They understood English and shit.
They just, oh yeah.
Yeah, but do they comprehend?
If it's something from a lawyer, they ain't gonna know.
No, hell no.
You gotta break it down.
Yeah, that's what's crazy.
If the guy reading it understands even.
Oh yeah, right?
Tell you what, though, that's what we're turning into again.
That's it.
Ciclico, we're going back into that kind of,
stealing a lot of crazy shit.
It's gonna be right back there.
Oh, it's getting really bad.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of this stuff.
Bad.
Well, I'm gonna talk about bringing it
to politics a little bit.
I know you've heard some stories.
But what is it?
Kamala's VP pick.
Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah, what about this guy?
Two walls.
I don't know how much.
I hear he's a real piece of work, though.
Oh, man.
Well, here's, supposedly, I don't know if it's true or not.
I'm trying not to pay attention to it any longer.
Yeah, it's rough.
I'm done right.
Supposedly, he was her 13th pick.
All the other people she asked me VP, they're like.
She got turned down over and over.
They're like, are you crazy?
Yeah, that's a political suicide.
Right, political career suicide.
No, no.
No.
The 12 people before him.
To be her VP.
Yeah.
The people she got.
Everyone told her, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah.
This guy.
Hey, why don't you come and be on my side?
Well, no, I want my career to continue.
Oh, nobody wanted to be with her.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So, he finally said, yes, this is so good.
Yeah, this guy's 13th pick.
Just as bad as she is, obviously.
He's even worse.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, running Minnesota,
he basically, there's a lot of Somalis out there.
He basically changed the flag of Minnesota to represent,
it almost looks like the Somalian flag.
Yes, yes.
He changed it from like a state seal,
like Illinois looks around thing to like.
So now it has like a move style.
Some triangle with a star and shit.
It's like purple, yeah.
No, that's not good.
That's not a good thing to happen.
But that's like nothing compared to other stuff.
Well, something, that's major issue.
The other stuff he's done.
So now he's passed legislation
to get all illegals driver's licenses.
Okay, sure.
But it's like, oh yeah, why not?
Let him have it.
Yeah, no problem.
Then he also passed legislation
that allows children to be taken from their parents
if their parents don't support gender-affirming parents.
Not this one yet.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
California too much to do that.
Well then he also set up a hotline
so you can tell on your neighbor
if they were violating COVID restrictions.
And then he said-
Narke out your neighbor.
Yeah, he said that socialism is neighborliness.
That's like, oh, okay, this is how it should start.
No, no, no, no, this is how communism starts.
This is exactly what-
Yeah.
But then he said the other thing too,
he said that hate speech and misinformation
is not free speech.
Yeah, that's like, I get the hate speech part,
but here's the thing.
We have the First Amendment.
And the other thing is misinformation.
So who's telling us this is misinformation?
Right, exactly.
It's just-
The encouraging and turning in part is really bad
because I'm worried my next-door neighbor,
he fucking hates me.
My one side, the guy loves me, but the other side-
That's all it takes too,
is it something that-
He'll fucking drop a dime on me
in a fucking heartbeat story about you.
Make up a story about you.
Even if it's a bullshit story.
That's what happened, you're being investigated.
This is exactly the democratic party right now.
It's how communism started in the round the world
for centuries and it's happening right now here in America
and it's getting worse and worse and worse.
Give us your guns, we'll be fine.
And that's all there is to it.
It's been going on for a long time
and it's starting to come to a fucking end.
We even deal with Kamala too.
They're saying, not her debates,
but her rallies she's having.
I saw, I-
AI.
Yeah, they're saying the pitches in the background,
if you zoom in, you can't really see the faces-
All the faces are kind of blurry.
It looks like you're looking at an album cover
for a Ted Duchen concert in 1975.
I believe that, man.
The film is blurry.
Yeah, but the thing is, you don't really notice
unless you really zoom in.
Holy fucking stark.
And so now there's this new fucking program, Mark,
where you can just run things through,
like a paper or a picture or a movie
and the AI machine will tell you, this is real or no,
that's AI.
And they said, this is an AI image
when you fucking feed in the Kamala's rallies.
Because I've seen all of these,
while she's doing great, she's, Trump's running scared.
And you know what I saw?
You know what was something cool I saw today?
Trump's like, you know what?
She drew 2,000 people once.
He goes, if I drew 2,000 people,
you guys would say, oh, he's failing.
He's like, that's nothing.
Seriously.
One of the thing is, back when she was actually going
to be nominee for the presidential run,
I don't think anybody voted for her.
Nobody did.
She had to drop out first fucking round.
She couldn't even get a delegate.
Well, what's her name actually ripped her apart?
Who's the woman from Hawaii?
Tulsi Gabbard.
Tulsi Gabbard, she's fantastic.
And you know, after that too,
now they actually labored, labored,
labeled Tulsi a terrorist.
Yes, yes.
And it's like they're kidding me.
They certainly did.
She's been getting followed around.
This is open knowledge.
She's been getting followed around by two US Marshals
everywhere she goes, unbeknownst to her.
Like when she gets on an airplane,
they're on the plane.
When she does this, they're there.
And she has no idea.
And her husband and her fucking family,
everybody's getting followed.
Yeah, didn't Hillary call her like a Russian spy,
like a Russian asset?
She is so American that broad.
It's so cool.
Tulsi is fucking cool, man.
These people in power are really, really in power.
This is not right, man.
Yeah, this is pretty damn scary.
Well, even J.D. Vance, when he came off his plane,
walked over to Kamala's plane.
I said, I want to see what my new plane is going to do.
Yeah, and then he's like, well, how come you guys are all here?
Has Kamala come out to talk to you guys this and that?
He's actually a really good speaker.
Yeah, yeah.
J.D. is cool.
He's going to tear our part.
He's very highly educated.
Where'd he go?
Harvard?
Harvard was it?
I think he did go to Harvard.
And he came from being raised by his grandmother
with a junkie mind, with every fucking thing possible,
strike against you to fail.
If anyone could cry victim, it would be J.D.
But he's the wrong color.
But people forget that.
There's a lot of poor white people.
Oh, he's real weird.
He's fucking normal.
But it's crazy how his wife is pretty good looking, too.
Yeah.
India, India.
Usha.
And I think they're good friends with Ramos.
What's his name?
Ramaswama.
Ramaswami.
Yeah.
Was it?
Vivek Ramaswami.
Is that his last name?
I can't remember.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
That guy.
He's smarter than a fucking whip.
He is.
But all these, that's promised these guys are corrupt, too.
Like even J.D.
Even J.D., you know how he came on the scene?
The goal is the same for all of them.
Peter Teal.
I think he has like 10 or 15 million donated to him
for his like Senate race.
OK.
Well, I'm not familiar with.
Peter Teal, he created PayPal with Elon.
He's got.
I heard that.
Megalox.
Elon didn't invent PayPal and he bought it from somebody.
Well, Tesla, he bought from somebody.
Yeah, but I heard some inside shit.
Now, I don't know.
I'm probably wrong.
This is some, you know, you read so much shit
on the internet from people that are, you know,
with love and hate in their hearts.
So you know, what the fuck is true?
They could have.
I mean, it could have been like a CIA thing that they created.
But CIA can't like when he was a little boy,
he is he had enough money to like treat like always.
Yeah, but their family, like his grandfather,
super rich, he's kind of his grandfather would fly
across the world in planes.
And like when he would fly somewhere and need to refuel
and they didn't have certain fuel or something,
he'd have to rebuild the engine on the spot
to make sure whatever fuel they had there would handle it.
Yeah, but he's he comes from a pretty creative family.
But I think they had like a I don't know if it was a Ruby
business or something.
Now that's what he was trading rubies.
And I also heard that there was this lady that would babysit him
and she'd go in the room and he'd be like sitting there
laughing or whatever playing as a little kid.
There'd be like some vortex open in the closet
and shit floating around the room.
And his toys flying around.
I never heard that.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, now this is some lady that claims to be was this
babysitter who knows how true this is.
She's kind of clairvoyant or something.
Do we should make him woman that we sell like in the 2000s
on no it's not miss Cleo miss Cleo.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, man.
You said you're $50.
Man, I tell you everything you need to do with you.
I'll tell you all about Elon.
Well, here.
So did you see the other thing with Elon?
You know, he made that AI basically generated video of
a comma, yes, yes, that was great.
Gavin Newsom came out.
He's like, well, within a couple weeks,
I'm going to have some legislation drawn up where you
can't do this anymore.
This or that.
And then here's something you got to cry.
This is great.
So Elon came back.
Oh, yeah, I heard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He says Elon's like, he's like, well, Newsom,
I checked with renowned world authority
professor Suggandese nuts and he said,
he's legal in America.
And like, dude, that's you got to
love him for that.
Just recently, fucking greasy Gavin Newsom has been
picking up garbage and shit by the side of the room to try
and make himself presidential.
Come on, really?
And he's saying, communities that don't clean up this mess,
and you know, you're going to get your funding cut off.
And that's it.
Now all of a sudden it's like, OK, now he wants to get rid
of like the bombs and the junkies.
Where the fuck are they going to go?
Well, he said, yeah, he wants to get rid of all the encampments.
Yeah, really, where are they going to go?
He encourages all this drug use and shit.
They didn't all start out homeless.
They went there from a home.
They promoted and went to go party balls
and didn't care if they live in a tent because the weather's OK.
Well, they gave them vending machines that had crack pipes,
needles, all that crap.
They let him come on.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Dude, you never saw that?
Dude, they got they got vending machines with crack pipes.
Really?
There's needles, rubbers, Narcan.
Oh, shit.
And a couple other hygiene things.
And everything's fucking always gone, except for like the toothbrush
or the tan.
Yeah, right.
There was something real important that's never used.
You know, but the fucking needles are gone in half hour.
And they let all those people rob the CVS.
And it shouldn't even be called a vending machine
because it doesn't take money.
Oh, it's absolutely free.
Oh.
You just go D5.
Oh, and I want a crack pipe too.
OK, 7, 8, 7.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the start.
Yeah.
Little screw machine and the thing falls.
It's called this bed.
This is this bed.
That's bed.
And they put them in, you know, OK, you put it in the neighborhood.
Right, where?
And now, where?
You know, it attracts the junkies to the machine
where you get the free crack pipe.
Now, you'd be convenient to smoke crack right there.
And obviously, what happens?
Well, or you go to the children's park where the children play
and you go shoot up and you're smoking rocks.
And then you throw your shitty needle in the grass
and all that stuff.
I'm not going to say nothing.
I'm going to a new one.
Oh, yeah, I don't need this.
You throw it right there.
Well, that's just that should be it.
That's just it's the serving.
Right.
And you know, I've seen I've seen people get an interview.
Where they shouldn't do that because everybody, you know,
to the junkie, they think everybody's a junkie.
Right.
But there's way more normal people.
And like the people in the apartment building
where the machine is in front of their fucking door.
They're not junkies in there.
This is fucking bullshit, man.
It's like our property value is going.
Yeah.
These assholes are all hanging around now.
Yeah.
You know, because of this fucking machine.
Well, there's a reason why a lot of big businesses
are leaving California.
It doesn't make sense for you to stay there.
What just left?
Also, the drug dealers would obviously go hang out
right by the machine.
You could see one of the gangs around here
is telling their younger kid, hey, go hang out by that machine
over there.
Yeah.
Why did it seem like my sister?
And it'd be coming back, oh man, I made a killing.
I sold out three times.
Yeah.
And so when that would be it, that would be a fucking new dope
spot.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, then the gangs start taking over
and they start running everything.
We even, my sister lives in Texas.
She's like, I was going to, you know, we're going to,
we're planning a girls trip to Napa.
And she's like, you know, it's cheaper to fly into Oakland.
Should I fly into Oakland?
I'm like, well, I'm like, well, Oakland's a shit hole.
But the thing is, if you're just going to get a car
and drive out of there, yeah, you're fine.
But yeah, don't be staying in Oakland.
Yeah.
I saw a video of this Oakland is really bad.
Oh, Oakland's really bad.
Yeah.
Don't get a hotel there because it's way cheaper.
Well, that's not saying.
Because there's a reason.
And don't stop anywhere in Oakland with bags in your car
because your window's with you.
The guy who lived there, and he went back,
he said, it was absolutely amazing how bad it was.
It was always bad, but now it's really bad.
Well, back in the 70s, we would go to California all the time
with the family vacations, visit my aunt and uncle,
my mom's brother, and my dad, when we would drive,
when everyone would go, he would drive us everywhere
and he'd be like, let's go to Oakland.
You know, he would go, he would show us everything.
So I saw a lot of California.
Is he the good end, the bad?
Yeah.
And it was crazy, and as soon as you crossed that bridge,
it was like, it was like kind of like fucking a movie,
like Escape from New York or something.
Or like, what's a Chevy Chase with the vacant roll-up?
Yeah, roll-up.
We could see it.
Oh, no, I've seen a lot of those vacation ones.
Yeah.
And he stops to ask for directions, like, man,
which way to go?
And these guys are all taking the hubcams,
passing everything off.
Yeah, pretty funny.
Yeah, Chevy Chase, those vacation movies.
Big Ben, kids.
There's Big Ben.
Big Ben again.
Yeah, I'll tell you why.
I remember when we, me and my buddy drove to California,
when we moved out there 20 years ago.
We stopped in St. Louis, because my buddy was low.
Why?
Oh, it was our first stop.
My buddy's brother was down there, so we saw Cardinals' game,
and we went to the casino.
Oh, wow, wow.
So we stopped in this hotel, and we, you know,
it was just a shitty hotel.
And we go in there, a black guy behind the counter,
he's like.
Gave you a warning.
Yeah, he's like, what are you guys doing here?
He's like, we're looking for a old time.
He's like, listen, white boys.
Yeah.
He's like, you guys don't want to stay here.
Right.
He's like, there's not a good part of town for you guys.
We played there one time too early.
Yeah, he's like, you guys go over here.
It's a little better for you guys.
And he was straight up with us.
Yeah.
It was kind of nice at all.
The fans in the crowd were like, why are you guys playing here?
Like, scared for us and shit.
And that shit did go down later that night,
because, you know, a couple of the chicks
want to stay out too late.
Well, that's when that shit happens.
Yeah.
They were amazed that we went there.
And then I thought about it, of all the fucking tours, Matt,
would book for us that we went continually for fucking 12,
13 years straight, nonstop.
We never once played in St. Louis.
And I told them that.
I go, I fucking toured my ass off.
I never played in St. Louis in my life.
I said, I've never really been to a place
where people were asking me, why did I come to this theater.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You know, where they're admitting that.
Why would you come here?
Yeah.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
I never realized St. Louis was that bad.
Yeah.
That's where I learned that was the city where, you know,
because I spent some time there, because that's
where the girl in our band had a mental breakdown.
And we ended up there for like two solid fucking days.
Oh, great lord.
And if you make eye contact with someone,
they ask you for money.
Oh, my god.
So as soon as you make eye contact with somebody,
they're going to ask you for money.
It's unbelievable, no matter who they are.
Any, every old lady, boy, man, child, girl.
Oh, it's really wild.
It's really wild.
And then I figured out the only defense against it
is to ask them first right away.
Oh, yeah.
You got a job.
Yeah.
That's smart though, you know?
And then the girls were coming out of this.
It's Thanksgiving night.
We just had some turkey sandwich in a bar,
and some fucking old lady comes up to us.
And it was fucking colder than fuck outside.
It was like, it was 2017, winter of 2017.
It was cold that year.
Anyways, she's like, oh, thank you.
The girls gave her some change.
Now I could go to Wendy's and get a coffee.
And they're like, why are all these bums talking about Wendy's?
I go, because it's open all night,
and it's fucking freezing out, and they need something to.
Warm up.
Bye.
Go to the Wendy's.
The girls look it kicked off.
They can stay in there.
Oh my god, they didn't know that.
And they're like, wait a minute, wait.
They chased her down the street.
You're like, pure.
I'm giving her all this money.
I'm like, you guys are very sweet.
Well, it's like, yeah, I get it.
You feel bad for her.
Same man.
And it was fucking cold out, man.
And if I worked at Wendy's and they didn't have money for a coffee,
I'd let it fucking slide.
Give the fuck up.
She has Louise.
Well, especially when it's that cold out, man.
For them, yeah.
Yeah, that's craziness.
That was an interesting Thanksgiving.
Yeah, I see.
That was when Gabby, that chick fucking decided
to have an orgy because it was her birthday
and didn't tell her husband.
I told her that's right.
Yeah, right.
Didn't tell her husband.
I was impressed about it.
And we're the only two guys, and we don't have any roadies with us
because we're no money involved in the fucking.
So we come in walking in because we got to pack the gear
and drive the van.
So we come walking in a little late.
And things are already happening.
You're like.
Yeah, yeah, I was fucking like, oh, my God, this is excellent.
But the guy was really, really pissed off because that was his wife.
Yeah.
He didn't even fucking.
She didn't even tell him, hey, I'm going to.
Oh, man.
Did she say she was going to go for this?
Has she done something like that before?
No, he was fucking pissed.
No, I don't know if he thought that if she but he fucking
met the bitch on Tinder.
Oh, I'm like, dude, you married some chick you met on Tinder.
How long did it know each other for they were married?
I should say it doesn't sell like.
Not very long.
It was weird.
It was like it was November.
We were on tour.
It was November.
He like married her in July.
Oh, dude.
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck is wrong?
You should not be shocked.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, she was shacking up with you in the winter time.
In the summertime.
Married you and you're like, yeah, you should be shocked.
Now, look at you.
The dude was fucking.
Girl, if she's going to plan an orgy,
you should let your marriage partner.
Oh, beforehand.
If I thought it was OK with your.
Yeah, at least to have him organize it for you.
Because they're going to fucking, you know,
if they don't take it the right way.
And then of course, the fight broke out.
The fight after the orgy.
And you know what her argument was?
Her argument was, but it's my birthday.
I want to party.
I'm a she's got a point.
Like I say, it's getting worse and worse.
World is just going shit, man.
That's her argument.
It was amazing.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, man.
I'm real fast.
I'm going to run upstairs and get a couple more beers for us.
What?
We're at an hour and five minutes.
Yeah.
Well, we can wrap it up.
We can.
That was really good.
It was a good pod.
Yeah.
Two, two bad needles.
Yeah.
I don't know if our advertisement can help them.
I don't know.
Here's the thing.
They don't really do house.
I'll say here.
Needles.
I mean, they deal with animals and they deal with humans,
but yeah, it's a little out of their spectrum.
Mostly of just the venerals areas.
My one friend had a band when they were kids called Vennery.
And it means the hunt of sexual pleasure or something.
Oh, really?
That's a pretty cool fucking game for a metal band
when you're a kid, man.
That's a memory.
Yeah.
You know, you look that up.
They were looking at probably venereal disease
in the dictionary like kids do.
You look up all those different words.
Yeah, right.
That's actually pretty cool.
That is.
Yeah.
I want to say thank you to everybody who tuned in.
I want to say thank you to Leonard.
I know he's listening.
He's my one guy that's fucking.
Leonard's the man.
Just make fatigue and comment.
He bought a few beers too.
Leonard's a good guy.
Leonard has been keeping the, I got to say,
besides time-free clinic automotive and veterinarian
services, Leonard has been keeping us
stocked with beers because none of the big companies
stepped forward from just the simple fucking beer sponsorship
Larry Needle show.
It's kind of bullshit.
Yeah, especially when PAPS has a new 180 pack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It could have easily sent right here.
Mark, did you see that snoop?
What did he sponsor you?
They got this new PAPS giant case that literally you
will need like a small dolly.
Yeah, 180 or something?
Yeah, 180 beers in a case.
Or it might be 108.
Yeah, some.
108.
It looks like a 30 pack, but it's just giant.
Like the Sears Tower of 30 packs.
Wow.
That's incredible.
Like it's getting worse and worse and worse.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
John Little came over the other day.
It's still in my fridge.
He came over with two beers.
One for me, one for him.
The giant Budweiser is the largest fucking can of beer
I ever saw.
I'll show you to you when we go down.
I'm thinking, what the fuck, dude?
That is insanity, man.
It's just like a giant fucking beer.
You're drunk after one beer.
Yeah.
I love it.
So if you got a gerbil and it's stuck in your ass,
call Tom's Free Clinic.
You got to have a little rhyme.
If you got a gerbil and he's stuck in your ass,
we won't ask.
Maybe something, you know.
But that was really good.
I don't mean to cut you down.
That was really good.
It's specialty.
It shouldn't cut down an improv because it really
doesn't.
It's not a lot of them, man.
We almost, every time we did it, we were doing it.
Yeah.
That's just I have heard a bunch of them.
I forgot.
I'll look into it and I'll let you guys know next time maybe.
It's nice having a fucking.
Where Mark has a complete fucking nervous breakdown.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Remember that?
Yeah.
But that's unfortunately before we had pictures.
Don't do it in good times.
It was when he first fucking got.
Yeah.
And he thought they were going to come and chop his head off.
We were all going to be killed.
Right.
The headings.
Don't tell.
He's surprised.
It's like I'm not coming over to your house anymore.
I'm never going on the show again.
They know I'm there.
I'm like, dude, we're not that bad.
We're just watching shit.
We read online.
It's all recorded now.
They're going to go back and use it.
Anything you think he said now.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
You said yes.
No.
OK.
I haven't...
You're the only
yeah I'm going to go back and show my performance.
You're the only one left now.
And I'mATHOV- السحد Fuk회 Bunun
you
It's not.
It's dumb.
Think of the dumb fucking say yes and especially when you're young.
Now we everything's for.
Yeah, but that's fucking ridiculous.
Everyone can cancel.
The smallest fucking thing you're canceled for like you'll never get another job.
You'll never fucking work in Hollywood.
You hear me kid?
It's terrible.
My friend Johnny's telling me all the time man I can't get my fucking kid to leave you know he's like a 19 year old.
Boy you can't even get the kid to leave his room.
You got porn you don't even care about pussy yet you know all I was getting laid and getting the fuck out of the house as soon as I could.
But of course I didn't have a continual stream of porn I don't know I hope to think that I would have still been the same way but maybe I wouldn't.
I don't know how that would affect you as a kid not to mention when you finally do get a check you're going to think that she wants to do all this freaky fucking weird shit.
Because you're watching such weird shit on pornography that normal people wouldn't really fucking agree to.
Yeah the 99% of the population doesn't do.
Yeah exactly.
And you're puzzled because you're all jaded you're going but why honey?
Dude you're way out of fucking whack.
Anyways.
Appreciate you listening watching.
Yeah I'm going to do a special fucking outro with the long song again just because it's such a special episode.
Like share subscribe.
Yes.
All that jazz.
Have a great.
Pray for needles.
And the gerbils.
Yeah.
Especially the gerbils.
Yeah.
Not those poor gerbils.
Because they're going to be in trouble.
I'm not going to play the intro I'll do the outro.
They're the ones that need the most prayers.
Have a great evening peace.
Bad gerbils.
Let me send you the show.