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time to get ready for the Larry and needles show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and needles show.

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Glad to be here.

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I'm Larry.

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No needles.

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No needles.

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No needles.

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It's not present.

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But I'm Kiki.

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Down and forth.

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Where's the needles anyways?

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Well, we're hearing contradicting stories.

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Are we?

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Yeah.

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But I heard, you know, he's kind of into the gerbil scene.

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You know, Richard Gere back in the day, in the 80s, the gerbils.

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So Mikey's house, he's got all those like tubes going all over the damn house.

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It's like a habit trail leading to his ass.

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Exactly.

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And one of his gerbils got a little frisky, so he had to put him in the side cage.

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But as it was a clever gerbil, he escaped and he let all the other gerbils out.

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So he's in a frenzy over there trying to get them all back together.

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That's excellent.

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I thought it was just some kind of tie up in Boystown, but it's something more complicated.

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I heard it was a sex change.

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You went for a sex change.

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Oh, it's you.

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Maybe went down to Tijuana.

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Yeah, they're going to change him into a boy.

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I had a sex change about four years ago.

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Hopefully needles, hopefully catch everything and get everything going back to normal.

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Yeah, even though he couldn't be here, we didn't want to let you, you know, our wonderful fans down.

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He's still around.

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He's just got a fixed gerbil town.

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He'll be here next week.

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So, yeah.

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That's good. And we got Mark here filling his space.

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So, yeah, that's always great.

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And in honor of needles, he's going to blame the Jews for it.

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He was very honorable.

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Yeah.

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It was a Jews fault.

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So how you doing, Mark?

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Yeah, it's been a while since you've been on the show.

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Yeah, I'm good.

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I'm good.

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I invited Mark on a couple of weeks, the last couple of weeks, and he thought we had some kind of nefarious plan.

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He didn't want to come.

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Well, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Probably right to a little extent, but...

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Honestly.

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That's what we do here.

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I get it.

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We kid around. We joke.

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Yeah, we joke.

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I get it. I get it.

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So, Adam sent me, Kiki, he sent me a real cool thing, like, to my 1400s facts and stuff.

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You remember what you sent me?

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I forgot what it was, but it was great.

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Yeah, it was...

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I love those facts. Those are awesome.

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The origins of the word shit.

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Check this out.

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It's not even a bad word.

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Right, right, right.

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I've never heard this before. This is actually pretty cool.

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Okay, yeah. So years ago, when they'd be shipping around the manure around the United States, when it was a new country or whatever,

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it was causing problems because dudes would be having cigarettes in the hole and stuff would catch on fire.

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It was very flammable.

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Well, it's okay. It's combustible.

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And it would burn the whole ship down.

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So they started writing shit on the side of the crates that was holding the cow manure and stuff, and it meant stack high in transit.

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Yes, and they would want to put it on the top.

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And put it high so it doesn't burn down their whole ship, and it keeps some guys from catching it on fire and stuff.

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And it became synonymous with shit.

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Stack that shit way up there.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, that's kind of a wild story. It makes sense though.

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And so it's really not even what you think it means. It doesn't mean like, you know, right?

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Something shit. What does that mean? It's stack high and moving around.

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But yeah, that's just one of those things.

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That's pretty wild.

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Yeah, I'm surprised I've never heard that term before, but that's actually awesome.

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Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one.

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And I learned some good facts about Harvey, Illinois. You guys know Harvey?

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Harvey, Illinois, yes.

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Man, I should have gotten a... I should have grabbed a beer. I don't know what I was thinking.

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Anyways, we'll scream for Mary to grab us another one. How about that when we need...

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Tell us about Harvey.

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Here's what happened, man. Harvey started in like the middle 1800s.

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It was the South Lawn area neighborhood of Chicago, Southside. Very fluent, very nice.

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And they started a lot of... something like 11 or 13 car factories.

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A lot of metal plants. They made fucking springs. They made car parts and shit.

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And when that kind of stuff dried up, the economy kind of dried up because it was the only kind of businesses they had in the whole town.

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So they had, you know, they went from 5,000 people down to like, you know, 2,000 people down to just lower and lower numbers every year.

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The percentage was something like 20% less people each year after like 1960 or something.

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Well, yeah, there's no work.

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Yeah, and it was fucked up and...

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It was still fucked up.

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And it was... yeah, oh yeah, it's one of the most fucked up places, man.

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Right.

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In...

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It's next to some other town.

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By 1930 or something, I think they said it was 66% black.

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And by 1978, there was no whites left at all.

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But in 1960... and there was a lot of race riots and shit in the 60s, and especially in Harvey, you know, shit would kick off over any little fucking thing.

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So they had this thing, what they called was the Gin... the Gin Bottle Riot.

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In no way.

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Yeah, man. It was real cool. It was a really cool story.

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And where was this?

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This was in 1964 in Harvey, Illinois, the South Side suburb of Chicago, and it's a fucking ghetto. It's ghetto as fuck.

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It's a dangerous fucking place.

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Well, the Harvey woman is at the foremost liquor in Dixmore, Illinois, and there's a street...

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It's 147th Street is the boundary for Dixmore and Harvey. It's like, you know, another fucking shit hole.

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Right.

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So she's at the foremost liquors. She steals a bottle of gin. The liquor store owner sees her and grabs her, throws her around the fucking floor of the liquor store, and starts pounding on her, punching the shit out of her.

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Oh, man.

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A lot of people are hanging out in front of the liquor store, you know?

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That's how it is out there.

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That's that.

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And so they notice this and they fucking get real pissed off and go crazy, and they all riot.

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They come in, they fucking start stealing like crazy from the liquor store.

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No shit, huh?

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It's fucking break all the windows.

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The gin riot.

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Yeah, it's the gin bottle riot.

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It started over this lady stealing one bottle of booze.

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Yeah.

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So everyone's real fucking, you know, they're they're up in arms because they fucking, this guy's beating a lady, although she's stealing from him.

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Right.

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She took one bottle and they got mad that she stole one bottle and took more.

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Well, no, they got mad because he was beating her.

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Right.

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Because she took a bottle.

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Right.

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So she shouldn't have been beating her.

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Right.

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Again, they shouldn't have raided the store until the war bottles.

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Well, then the other thing was, and they didn't just stop at fucking up the foremost liquor store.

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It burned down several block areas.

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Oh, no shit.

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Yes.

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Yes, it became a riot, man.

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Wow.

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It was really bad.

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It was over a thousand people involved in this riot.

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Oh, man.

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When did this happen?

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This is 1964.

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We were born now.

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Well, you think about it.

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Anybody that's hanging out outside a liquor store.

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Sure.

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There's trouble.

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They don't have the most common sense.

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They're looking for any reason possible to try to get something going.

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It's just a bad scene.

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Well, why is this guy beating on this woman?

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Take the bottle and kick her out.

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Right.

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If I see you in here again, you can't come in here anymore and you write it off.

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It's a real jerk to begin with.

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Right.

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And she's had a reputation for that.

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And she's probably getting fucked with all day.

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Yes.

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Well, yeah.

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Yeah, they're just the guys are both sides here of just exactly the guy that says, Hey,

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you know what, to his buddies, like we're sitting around.

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I'm going to open a liquor store in the fucking deep into the ghetto.

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Hey, have a good time.

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Right.

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That's what you have to look with that bulletproof glass and that slider.

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Yes.

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But that was before that.

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People are welcome.

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It's a liquor door.

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That liquor store.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Exactly.

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And you know what, I've been to those liquor stores.

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Obviously we all have and stuff.

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I was at this recording studio in Florida and we went there every day to record and it was

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on this, the street was called Biscayne and it was in Miami and I had to go pick up liquor

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for the guy every single day before the session.

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And it was in this parking lot and they'd be all hanging out in the shutters.

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It's like, Holy fuck.

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Yeah, scary.

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But it was cool and I went there.

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I still did it because I knew the guy would have plenty of fucking, you know, other things.

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It was just part of the routine.

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It was fucking weird.

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But in this riot, 30 injuries, 25 people got arrested.

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Wow.

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So people were getting hurt.

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Well, and the foremost liquor store got destroyed.

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And it got fucking destroyed.

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They showed pictures of it on this article I was looking, you know, when I was reading

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about this shit and it was just fucking.

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And the windows weren't broke, they were fucking gone.

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Yeah.

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Shit was hanging out.

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It looked like they might even burnt that down a little bit.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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And they took all, you know, all the fucking tools and new parts.

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They could get their hands on.

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Yes, sir.

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And Martell and this guy's probably thinking, damn, I should have just let her take that

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bottle of fucking, yeah.

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Right.

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Whatever the fucking was.

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I was just saying, it would have $10.

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Another lazy afternoon.

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Yeah.

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He's let her walk with the gin.

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Yeah.

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And I was thinking 64, how much was a bottle of beer?

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It was like a dollar and three.

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Yeah.

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No shit.

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Yeah.

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Oh man.

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You know.

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Right.

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But she's feeling like not even a bottle bottle.

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What when a little bottle?

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I don't know that exactly.

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Just play a pint or something.

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Even if it was a big bottle.

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Exactly.

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Even if she's taken a handle, he still don't beat the person.

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Yeah, I gotta agree with that.

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And plus it's a man beating a woman.

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It was a woman.

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Yeah.

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It was the sixties though.

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It was the sixties.

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Well, they, you know, they had every right to protest.

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Well, that's why you try to sleep on things for 24 hours.

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That's true man.

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At least 12.

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Right.

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It's like take to just take the bottle from her.

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It's like, here's the thing too.

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Honestly.

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It wasn't like it was like a man that you have to fight him for the bottle.

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You just take the bottle.

258
00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,080
Sure.

259
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,080
Yeah.

260
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,080
You go, give me that.

261
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,080
And say, get out of here and kick her in the ass.

262
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,080
And that's the end of it.

263
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,080
Exactly.

264
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,080
Not, not, beat her down.

265
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,080
And if she had a nice ass, you say, hey, you want to work?

266
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,080
Oh man.

267
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,080
I saw this chick and this black chick the other day in Woodman's.

268
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,080
Holy Jesus.

269
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:55,080
My eyes almost popped out of her head.

270
00:11:55,080 --> 00:12:02,080
And she, you know, she was dressed very ghetto, but she knew what she was doing.

271
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,080
I liked that even more.

272
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,080
She was amazing.

273
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,080
She was amazing.

274
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,080
I was just like, damn.

275
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:12,080
I was looking at her so hard that I was like, her boyfriend or dad, whoever the fuck was

276
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,080
with her, I was ready to practice.

277
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,080
Probably not.

278
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,080
Yeah.

279
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,080
It's like I'm getting ready.

280
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,080
Yeah.

281
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:25,080
Oh, there's this black woman that she's a woman because she's probably like maybe 30

282
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,080
at the gym.

283
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,080
Yeah.

284
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,080
Oh Lord have mercy.

285
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:32,080
And they, you know, they wear those, I don't know, whatever those special spandex are now

286
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,080
that really show off the, it just, yeah.

287
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,080
Well, you know, they make that shit where they have.

288
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,080
They got extra asses in them.

289
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:45,080
And they got ones to that where, okay, the spandex will stretch where it needs to and

290
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,080
push up the ass and shit in other places.

291
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,080
Like it's got some kind of fucking right, right.

292
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,080
Some kind of like iron beams in there or something.

293
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,080
The same.

294
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,080
Yeah.

295
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,080
Support.

296
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,080
That's the exact word I'm looking for, Mark.

297
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,080
Yes.

298
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,080
Yeah.

299
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,080
It's the stuff needles wears the crop.

300
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,080
Yeah.

301
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,080
We had one of the bartender that had a fake butt.

302
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,080
Really?

303
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,080
Yeah.

304
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,080
It's a restaurant.

305
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,080
She had fake butt.

306
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,080
I mean, it works.

307
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,080
She had to be great.

308
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,080
I'm sure it works.

309
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,080
It worked great.

310
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,080
I'll tell you, I'll tell you what, when I was in Brazil, it was totally fake.

311
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:21,080
20 years ago, I mean, they were like the number one classic surgery.

312
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,080
They had fake butt.

313
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,080
Really?

314
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,080
Oh yeah, like on their asses.

315
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,080
Like that was just the number one case in the world.

316
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,080
She had a fake butt.

317
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,080
Yeah.

318
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,080
But well, they would get the fillers.

319
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,080
Yeah, right.

320
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,080
Yeah, stripper's you that shit.

321
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,080
But oh my goodness.

322
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080
That shit is so fucking dangerous to do in real life, man.

323
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,080
Like it looks good and shit.

324
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:40,080
I'm like, I went to my girlfriend or wife to do that and shit.

325
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,080
I remember one of my ex-girlfriends always, I want to fake this.

326
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,080
I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

327
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:49,080
And then, you know, years later, after she broke up with me, she showed up as some gang.

328
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,080
I'm like, look, it looks okay.

329
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,080
But at the same time, yeah, especially when you know.

330
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,080
Yeah, man.

331
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:59,080
Once you find out or know, it's just like, you can tell they're fake usually anyways.

332
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:03,080
But especially like when they get them and they're super solid, it's like, oh, geez,

333
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,080
what?

334
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,080
Whatever.

335
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,080
Yeah, yeah.

336
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,080
But it's not, it's not, it's not fair.

337
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,080
Yeah.

338
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,080
Wouldn't it be worried to get this fucking thing in your ass and shit?

339
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,080
Now it's this bag of whatever filled with some kind of whatever.

340
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:20,080
And now you're sitting on it and giving it all this fucking stress all the time.

341
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,080
Oh yeah, what happens if that happens?

342
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,080
What are you doing for, yeah.

343
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,080
You know, when it does do shit, people fucking get real sick and die.

344
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,080
They get cancer.

345
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,080
I never thought about this.

346
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080
You're going to pop it.

347
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:36,080
Yeah, well, those chicks, the chicks leak and stuff and that shit goes into them.

348
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,080
They get like, I don't know if it's called toxic shock syndrome, but it's something like that.

349
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,080
Something like that, like some kind of fucking, what do they call?

350
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,080
Chemical, it's a chemical in your blood.

351
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080
There's got to be a leakage.

352
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,080
Yes.

353
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:53,080
Sepsis of some kind or some kind of toxic chemical reactions.

354
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,080
Well, I think they're only good for so many years.

355
00:14:55,080 --> 00:15:01,080
They don't fill the bag with unnecessary old human tit material that they have left over.

356
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,080
No, no, no, it's a chemical.

357
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,080
It's some kind of a big shit.

358
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080
Yeah.

359
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,080
Well, that's the thing, they don't last forever.

360
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,080
They just spray and you got to eventually do some about it.

361
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,080
Do you guys rather just have someone stuff their brow with Kleenex or something, honestly?

362
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,080
Yeah, right.

363
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,080
And yeah, just be a little disappointed.

364
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,080
By the time I get you, I'm all drunk anyways.

365
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,080
I'm going to make a difference.

366
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,080
Well, and the thing is, if the brow's coming off, it's going to be a good night anyway.

367
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,080
Exactly.

368
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,080
Right.

369
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,080
You know, you have a little faking completely.

370
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,080
That's more of a symbolic fucking point where you know, okay.

371
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,080
You lured me in, you got me.

372
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,080
You guys remember the story?

373
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,080
I don't know if it was at O'Hare, like somewhere like by O'Hare Airport.

374
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:42,080
There was a hotel there, but there was this Asian woman given like silicone,

375
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,080
injecting silicone into women.

376
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,080
Sure.

377
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,080
And women were paying.

378
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,080
Right there in the spa.

379
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,080
In the hotel.

380
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:53,080
Like they take it to a hotel room and it's like, why would a woman, and like this was silicone

381
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,080
from like Home Depot.

382
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,080
Sure.

383
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,080
Sure.

384
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,080
Like actual.

385
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,080
From a cock gun.

386
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,080
Yeah.

387
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,080
Oh man.

388
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,080
Same type of material they do.

389
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080
Oh yeah.

390
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,080
Sure.

391
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,080
She was, I mean she got arrested because women were just dying.

392
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,080
I would imagine they were getting very old.

393
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,080
What kind of woman is thinking, is she that desperate?

394
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,080
Well these bitches want to look good.

395
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,080
Yes, these women are that desperate.

396
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,080
Some of them, yes.

397
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,080
What's the thing man?

398
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,080
These brats want to fuck just as best we do.

399
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,080
But here's the problem is they're in charge of the pussy.

400
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,080
Right.

401
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,080
See, so that gives them all the power.

402
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,080
Yeah.

403
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,080
And they can pretend they don't like guys.

404
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,080
They can pretend, you know, this and that.

405
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,080
And you don't know what's going on.

406
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,080
You believe me, you don't believe me.

407
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,080
It doesn't matter if you believe them or not.

408
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,080
They still are in charge of the pussy.

409
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,080
It's the power of the pussy.

410
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:43,080
I'm telling you, I've known some good looking dudes over my life that actually had power over the pussy.

411
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,080
Sure, yeah.

412
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,080
But it's, you know, it's not as, not as normal as the power of the pussy.

413
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,080
No, no, nothing's more powerful than that.

414
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,080
Eventually that takes over all.

415
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:58,080
But you know, how about these people like these chicks that will be like a drug mule

416
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:04,080
and get like big packs of fucking drugs sewed into their ass like an ass implant.

417
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,080
You can see that it's like a square.

418
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:11,080
The bitch has half a key sewed into her butt cheek and it's like, what the fuck?

419
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,080
You ever see that?

420
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,080
I just had an ass implant.

421
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080
I just had an ass implant.

422
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:20,080
But you can see huge fucking scar with Frankenstein stitches going down.

423
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080
The real badass.

424
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:24,080
You can almost see like the scorpion imprint on the cocaine fucking.

425
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:29,080
Like if either the cops at Buster have to take her directly to the hospital and get that removed

426
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:35,080
or she's got to get to where she's going and get that directly removed because it's causing problems.

427
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,080
And if it rips open, she's dead within minutes.

428
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,080
She's overdosed and like, oh my.

429
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,080
They put it inside her skin under her.

430
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:50,080
Mark, they fucking sew fucking some kind of vacuum sealed package of fucking dope underneath someone's ass.

431
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080
Come on.

432
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080
Yes, yes.

433
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,080
Wow.

434
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,080
And they get busted now because they got these new scanners.

435
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,080
Sure.

436
00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,080
And they could see right in there and they're like, there's an anomaly.

437
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,080
No one has, you know, what's this thing?

438
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:06,080
They can tell if you were around drugs within 24 hours or something now.

439
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:12,080
I guess with this shit they would know if you fucking swallowed condoms and had this shit in your stomach,

440
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,080
they could see it with this new cure.

441
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,080
Yeah, they can tell.

442
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,080
I'm sure there's going to be a way to beat the system eventually.

443
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,080
They always find a way.

444
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,080
But it's going to take a while.

445
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,080
Dude, that's why I actually want to move down to Florida,

446
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:27,080
hang out by the keys because anytime there's a hurricane, it's like winning the Lotto.

447
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,080
They never hit the keys.

448
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,080
Well, the drugs come floating in the store.

449
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,080
The keys, yeah.

450
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,080
I'm kidding.

451
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,080
The keys come floating in.

452
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,080
Yeah.

453
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,080
All of a sudden you have 80 pounds of blow or money.

454
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,080
That's why they called the keys.

455
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,080
Yeah, I love it down there.

456
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,080
I went down there.

457
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080
I love it, man.

458
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,080
That's like little neighborhoods.

459
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,080
Yeah, but you didn't find any fucking bail or cocaine.

460
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,080
No, I wasn't on the beach that much either.

461
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,080
But had I known of this, I would have looked a little longer,

462
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,080
I'm going to suck around more.

463
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,080
Seriously.

464
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,080
That's the shit.

465
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080
The beach is nice there, dude.

466
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,080
There's like two beaches.

467
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,080
As long as you don't have any assholes filming you on the camera,

468
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,080
like, oh, look at this guy getting the package out of there.

469
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,080
Yeah, you know.

470
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,080
Well, that's the thing, man.

471
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,080
You got to kill everyone on the inside.

472
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,080
Well, hey, if you get a big fucking parcel.

473
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,080
There's a great getaway with it.

474
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,080
Yeah.

475
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,080
Early enough, sometime, you can do it.

476
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,080
Yeah, you lure them in.

477
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,080
Hey, you want us to take a picture of what this is and destroy it?

478
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,080
Well, here's the thing these days, like, okay,

479
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:20,080
when I remember being in this fucking hotel room that was just this guy's apartment

480
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,080
that had a huge, he was this real rich guy who married to this hot chick

481
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,080
and he had like a three stories in this building.

482
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,080
And two of them he made into like a hotel.

483
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,080
So we're basically an apartment.

484
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,080
So like, his friends can stay there or something?

485
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,080
Like, anyone can stay there.

486
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,080
We found him online and shit.

487
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,080
So we were staying in Buenos Aires and we were like in the city

488
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,080
and I'm watching this girl across the thing

489
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:48,080
and she's every day doing water in the plants and her underwear and stuff

490
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,080
and she has no idea.

491
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,080
I can see her.

492
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,080
So you're at the beach in those high-rise hotels.

493
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:58,080
You have no idea which guy, 18th floor, 5th floor, 10th floor.

494
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,080
There's got to be someone looking at all times.

495
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,080
Oh, yeah.

496
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,080
Going, oh man, that guy just picked something up.

497
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,080
Honey, wake up.

498
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,080
Look, look, you know, what is it?

499
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,080
George and the wife comes over here.

500
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:14,080
Oh man, he's got a cult and then pretty soon, you know, they know.

501
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080
Yeah.

502
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,080
But if you can actually get that shit out of there quick, oh man.

503
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,080
You're set.

504
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,080
If you're fucking, here's the ideal fucking dream, right?

505
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,080
It's like, what do you do?

506
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:27,080
You're jet skiing by and you're staying somewhere else and you're fucking.

507
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,080
I tell down.

508
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,080
Yeah.

509
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,080
But maybe on your bike or something, you know, you just happen to see the.

510
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:36,080
Also though, I've seen him walking down walking down up and down the beach.

511
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,080
So with in Mexico and I didn't see this anywhere else.

512
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,080
I saw in Mexico with machine guns.

513
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,080
Well, Mexico.

514
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,080
Jamaica will do that.

515
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,080
Yeah.

516
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,080
Like Puerto Rico.

517
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,080
They did in Mexico.

518
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,080
Four wheel drives up on the beach.

519
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,080
Machine guns on their shoulders.

520
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,080
But no, you know, that reminds me of a thing.

521
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,080
I always wanted to rob a bank back in the day.

522
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,080
Yeah.

523
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,080
Rob a bank during the blizzard on snowmobiles.

524
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,080
That's the shit.

525
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,080
Yeah.

526
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,080
Yeah.

527
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,080
They can't even get to you.

528
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,080
You can take your sweet ass time.

529
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,080
Yeah.

530
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,080
The cops are stuck.

531
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,080
And I always worked for a security company too.

532
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,080
So I knew like the procedures and a lot of shit.

533
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,080
Not that I would.

534
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080
I wouldn't.

535
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,080
I had a friend that used to rob banks.

536
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,080
You got to park your snowmobiles.

537
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,080
I was in a band.

538
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,080
Well, actually you have you go, you drive them to a pickup spot.

539
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,080
Sure.

540
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,080
Picks you up.

541
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,080
Okay.

542
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080
Take off on the escape.

543
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,080
Yeah.

544
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,080
Yeah.

545
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,080
Yeah.

546
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,080
But yeah, we knew bank robber.

547
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,080
He knew.

548
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,080
Yeah.

549
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,080
This guy's incredible.

550
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080
But here's the thing.

551
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,080
He said it was almost like a job because.

552
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
Sure.

553
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,080
You never get enough.

554
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,080
Yeah.

555
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,080
Well, first of all, usually because he's on.

556
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:39,080
He had a drug problem and he had to rob a bank like twice a week.

557
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,080
Sometimes three times a week because.

558
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,080
They don't care much money.

559
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,080
Yeah.

560
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,080
He'd get like five, 10 grand at a good one.

561
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,080
You know, sometimes it would only be two, three grand.

562
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,080
Right.

563
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,080
And he, you know, and that doesn't travel far when you're living like a big shot.

564
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,080
You're fucking a gangster.

565
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,080
You know what I mean?

566
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,080
And you're addicted to drugs.

567
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,080
Yes.

568
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,080
Right.

569
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,080
Couple grand ain't much at all.

570
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,080
Oh no.

571
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,080
Especially for what you go through to get it and the risk that you fucking take.

572
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,080
Right.

573
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,080
And he did it a lot of time.

574
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,080
He did like.

575
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,080
Any robbery.

576
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,080
17 years behind bars and two different stints.

577
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,080
He did it with both.

578
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,080
He did it both ways.

579
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,080
Yeah.

580
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,080
He did it with notes.

581
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080
He did it quietly.

582
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,080
Sometimes he would go in off.

583
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:21,080
He would sometimes do a speed ball and go in there wild and fucking.

584
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,080
He said it was pretty fun.

585
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,080
Just by himself.

586
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,080
Well, he would have a helper sometimes.

587
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,080
That's crazy.

588
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,080
A girlfriend getaway driver or something.

589
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,080
Well, I'll tell you what, the banks don't carry cash anymore.

590
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,080
I, two years ago.

591
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,080
I was like two tellers.

592
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,080
Yeah.

593
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,080
He said it was like a regular job.

594
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080
He had to work all the time.

595
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,080
I was like, holy shit.

596
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,080
I need to withdraw.

597
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,800
How about Erickson, the bank robber with the bookstores?

598
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,080
We knew another bank robber.

599
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,080
Hanover Park story.

600
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,080
Yeah.

601
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,080
Oh no shit.

602
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,080
Hanover Park.

603
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,080
He had shot the building downtown.

604
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,080
Remember in the federal building.

605
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,080
The whole story.

606
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,080
Erickson, him and his wife were robbing banks.

607
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,080
Luke Perry played him on some made for TV.

608
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,080
Yeah.

609
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,080
He used bookstore right here in Roseau.

610
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,080
Clothes on Mondays.

611
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,080
Mondays with a Daisy Brown.

612
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,080
Tuesdays or something.

613
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,080
It was Tuesdays.

614
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,080
Clothes on Mondays.

615
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,080
I think it was Tuesday.

616
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,080
It was Tuesday.

617
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,080
It was.

618
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,080
It was closed one day a week.

619
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080
We couldn't figure out why.

620
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,080
Why the fuck is he closed?

621
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
It was Monday.

622
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,080
His wife got gunned down.

623
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,080
He had been on Tuesdays all sweaty.

624
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,080
His clothes on Mondays could be going on Tuesdays.

625
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,080
He'd be all sweaty Tuesdays.

626
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,080
He was closed Tuesday.

627
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,080
That was when the bank robberies happened.

628
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,080
I was bringing him both salt timing.

629
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,080
He was right down the block.

630
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,080
That was crazy.

631
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:29,080
Then he caught his wife on Bear Flag Road in Hanover Park off of fucking Lake Street.

632
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,080
She went in that little subdivision.

633
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,080
The cops just didn't even chase her because there's only one way in and out.

634
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,080
They just waited for her.

635
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,080
On the exit they fucking kicked her down.

636
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,080
Like Bonnie and Clyde.

637
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,080
That end fucking scene.

638
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,080
He escaped MCC then and shot himself.

639
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,080
I guess they shot the shit out of him.

640
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,080
The weird part was they were two really dorks.

641
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:56,080
You'd ask them any question about any book or author or any genre.

642
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,080
They knew everything.

643
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,080
Yeah, I'd be a nerd.

644
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,080
So this bookstore was just for them to launder money.

645
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,080
Because how do they make money?

646
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,080
They would sell for like five cents.

647
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,080
And they enjoyed reading books.

648
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,080
The books were super cheap.

649
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,080
They wouldn't pay much for them either.

650
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,080
And it was like, what the fuck is going on here?

651
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,080
And it was just for them to fucking tell their family, yeah, we run a bookstore.

652
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,080
You can't tell them.

653
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,080
They do all great.

654
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,080
Dude, that's so wild.

655
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,080
But yeah, they went out every week and steal a car and plant it.

656
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,080
Yeah, they did it every single week once a week without fail.

657
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,080
That doesn't sound like too much planning.

658
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:34,080
They stole, they would steal a car and then it's a getaway car.

659
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:39,080
And the cops started figuring out they always stole the same type of car.

660
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,080
The same kind.

661
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,080
And they robbed in the same place.

662
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:45,080
So then they planted some of these cars, these types of cars around different banks

663
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,080
in the area that they didn't rob yet.

664
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,080
Damn.

665
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,080
They stole one of the cars.

666
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,080
They're like, there's our guy.

667
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,080
That's crazy.

668
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,080
And they used this thing in a bank robbery.

669
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,080
They chase them.

670
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,080
They get in the fucking thing.

671
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,080
They get busted.

672
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,080
The girl gets away somehow.

673
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,080
I forgot how she gets away.

674
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,080
He's busted though.

675
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,080
But they know about her.

676
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,080
They got all the information.

677
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,080
Once they get him.

678
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,080
This guy, here's how, here's what he does.

679
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,080
His name was Erickson.

680
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,080
Here's what he does.

681
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:18,080
He says, oh, you know, I'm uncomfortable.

682
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,080
Can you move these handcuffs into the front?

683
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,080
Because, you know, he's a real meek, mild guy.

684
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,080
I mean, I'm telling you, pencil like dork geek.

685
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,080
He's never expecting.

686
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,080
He's been in custody for a while.

687
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,080
Right.

688
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,080
He's already been in jail for a while in a couple of months.

689
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:40,080
He's sizing everyone up that's escorting him.

690
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,080
There's a woman and some other little twerp.

691
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:49,080
So he just fucking bing, gets the gun, shoots the cops in the elevator, fucking blasts someone

692
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,080
else.

693
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,080
He shoots gun him down in the fucking, in the fucking,

694
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,080
He's out the building.

695
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,080
They got him in the elevator.

696
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,080
But right there, you know, he doesn't get fired at all.

697
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,080
He's still handcuffed and shit.

698
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,080
Holy shit.

699
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,080
Yeah, he was on the news.

700
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,080
Yeah, it was crazy.

701
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,080
And I'm like, holy fuck, that's the guy that owns the bookstore.

702
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,080
I was like, oh my lord.

703
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080
That's what's crazy.

704
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,080
You're so close to something.

705
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,080
You talk to, it's like, yeah, he's never know.

706
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,080
He tells me about a buck.

707
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,080
He's never ever know.

708
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,080
It's like, holy crap.

709
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,080
Yeah, it was amazing.

710
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,080
No, but that's even the thing with banks though.

711
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,080
I remember two years ago, I went to a bank.

712
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,080
I needed like $17,000 cash.

713
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,080
And I asked for the cash.

714
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,080
Oh, no, we're like, well, we need a week to get that cash.

715
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,080
A week?

716
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,080
What do you mean?

717
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:37,080
Like, well, we only have like $12,000 to go to support us for the entire week.

718
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,080
I'm like, wow.

719
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,080
I had to order that kind of money.

720
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,080
I'm like, I was just crazy.

721
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,080
I didn't realize that's how it was in banks.

722
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,080
But yeah, everything's mostly digital now.

723
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,080
If you're thinking about it.

724
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,080
Electronic money, paper money, whatever.

725
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,080
Yeah, it's crazy.

726
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,080
It is.

727
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,080
It's just in the air money.

728
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,080
It's practically all digital now, you know what I mean?

729
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,080
Well, I don't, I don't, if it's one of those things to protect banks from, if all of a sudden

730
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,080
everybody wants to withdraw all their money at once.

731
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,080
That too, yeah, we just don't have enough to give you.

732
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,080
We don't have money, yeah.

733
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,080
Either way, that's never good.

734
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,080
That's a good question.

735
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,080
I don't know if that's the thing.

736
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,080
I just think they don't have the amount of money.

737
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080
People don't deal with cash anymore.

738
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,080
No, I haven't had a checkbook in years because I just pay everything online.

739
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,080
Everything.

740
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,080
There's their debit cards, credit cards, nobody.

741
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,080
Direct deposit, most of my money goes right to the bank anyway.

742
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,080
So.

743
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:27,080
There's probably not enough, there's definitely not enough money to cover what they say everybody

744
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,080
has.

745
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,080
No.

746
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,080
There's not enough cash bills.

747
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,080
No.

748
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,080
Not anymore, no.

749
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,080
Dude, I remember, it was a crazy story.

750
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,080
I remember driving home from work.

751
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,080
I thought I brought the bomb, but I guess I didn't.

752
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,080
Yeah.

753
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,080
Down San Diego.

754
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080
I had a joint before smoking.

755
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,080
Yeah, yeah.

756
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,080
There was people that, I don't know if they were drug dealers or Rob DeBank or something,

757
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,080
north on I-5 from San Diego.

758
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,080
Okay.

759
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,080
And these guys were on the freeway and they were getting chased by cops and their plan,

760
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,080
they had all this cash, they just started.

761
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,080
Yeah.

762
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Wipping it out the window.

763
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,080
Out the window.

764
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,080
Oh yeah, it was on the news, everything.

765
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,080
They just started throwing cash out and then everybody behind them.

766
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,080
Traffic is just.

767
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,080
Oh yeah.

768
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,880
They stopped going to grab the money.

769
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,080
There was videos of people yelling like, you know.

770
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080
That's an absolute idea.

771
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080
I'm gonna send them a picture of the cash.

772
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,080
Did they get away?

773
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,080
They got away, you know.

774
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,080
You know, I don't remember if they got away or not.

775
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,080
Yeah.

776
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,080
Slowed them down.

777
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,080
Yeah.

778
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,080
Yeah, it was brilliant because.

779
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,080
And then by the time they get you, what are you talking about?

780
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,080
We don't have any money.

781
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,080
You just rub what?

782
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,080
Yeah, right?

783
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,080
Exactly.

784
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,080
I wish I was behind them.

785
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,080
But yeah, I mean, bus drivers pulled over.

786
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,080
Oh yeah.

787
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,080
Sure, sure.

788
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,080
Stop the bus.

789
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,080
Stop the bus.

790
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,080
Yeah, that was great.

791
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,080
One time, I'm a car or something, I had that too somewhere and a bunch of money went

792
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,720
flying over the roads, bags of money.

793
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,720
They found them.

794
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,080
People were grabbing them and shit too.

795
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,080
Yeah, crazy.

796
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,080
I've never seen that video down in South Africa.

797
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,200
It's like an old special forces guy driving an armored truck and he's got another guy

798
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,200
sitting next to him.

799
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,200
He's like a rookie.

800
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,720
They're just driving along all of a sudden.

801
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,720
Oh yeah, yeah.

802
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,720
I didn't see that.

803
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,720
They start shooting the windows.

804
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,240
You know, they get, they don't explode because they're bulletproof.

805
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,080
But then this guy's got a high tail.

806
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,160
He's like, call for backup this and that.

807
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,160
Get that.

808
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,160
Are you ready?

809
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160
They start shooting.

810
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,640
Yeah, well, and he's just, he's driving this thing like he's done it before.

811
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,400
It's pretty badass and they got a little shootout.

812
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,800
But yeah, he's, he's saved.

813
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:22,080
Those, those new trucks, man, they are built like a fucking, I mean, it is is armor-ish

814
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,080
and square and impenetrable.

815
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,080
Oh, armored ones?

816
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,880
You could be, yeah, like the window on there looks like you're looking through a submarine

817
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,880
or something.

818
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,880
Four inches tactical, almost a little bit of dirt.

819
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,880
And not big either.

820
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,320
It's not like a regular, it's not like you're in a Cadillac.

821
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,920
Hey, I can see everything.

822
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,920
It's fucking weird.

823
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,920
They might have a gun on top.

824
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,800
They put a gun on top of the thing and it would be game.

825
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,680
But the guys inside have guns.

826
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,680
Yeah.

827
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:45,680
How does that work?

828
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,680
I mean, don't juice it up with that.

829
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,680
No.

830
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Yeah, don't, don't.

831
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:54,800
Now, the guys inside that have the guns that are protecting this money, they're authorized

832
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,800
to shoot you.

833
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,000
I mean, if they, if they protect this money, do they get, if that, I'm troubled.

834
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,520
I wouldn't imagine if you get your gun on first and right shoot them.

835
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,320
If you get shot at, if you get shot at, yeah, you can fire back because that's your, your,

836
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,800
your, your protecting your life.

837
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,800
Right, your own life.

838
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,480
If they're driving on the highway, they're not shooting at these guys driving along just

839
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,960
because the, you know, the other damage they can do.

840
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,000
So if you don't have a gun or a weapon, well, yeah, yeah, that's a whole another scenario.

841
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,400
I'm talking about here in Chicago.

842
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:26,880
If you don't have a gun and you start heisting and you go, hey, I'm unarmed and shit.

843
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,800
They won't shoot you.

844
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,320
If they're, if they're unarmed, they probably won't.

845
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,320
Yeah.

846
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,320
I know when I used to work for banks doing security.

847
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,320
It's not a threat to cutting yourself.

848
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,320
They want to shoot you down.

849
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,320
No.

850
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,600
They want to shoot you in the major banks in the city.

851
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:43,400
Like they always told their tellers, like if somebody comes in, let me take it to rob

852
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400
the bank.

853
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,400
Yeah.

854
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,400
They're like the money's insured.

855
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,400
Right.

856
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,520
You let them go and don't hit the alarm until they're gone.

857
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Don't cause any problems.

858
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,520
Well, no, because the money.

859
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,520
Don't get yourself killed.

860
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,520
Exactly.

861
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,160
Well, no, they don't want a hostage situation because that is big money.

862
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,160
They're going to.

863
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,160
Dog day afternoon.

864
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,160
Lawsuits and everything.

865
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,160
Yeah.

866
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,400
So like, give them a little leave.

867
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,400
Let them leave because the odds are.

868
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,880
They don't have a convenience store to if you're getting robbed, give them whatever

869
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,960
they want and let them get out of the store.

870
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,000
Your life's not worth it.

871
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
It's not worth it.

872
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Ask them what they want.

873
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Be regenerate.

874
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Be regenerate.

875
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Give them more.

876
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,320
Just you know, Chris knew how to open the thing to get the die pack out first and all

877
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,320
this.

878
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,120
And he said a couple of times they loaded it with another one.

879
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,120
Sometimes they put two.

880
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,120
Boom.

881
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,120
All over.

882
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,200
Now he's spending this money that's blue shit.

883
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,560
Yeah, right.

884
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,040
That's that's risky.

885
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,320
He told me he would sit there.

886
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,920
Yeah, he'd sit there and fucking get high, you know, he was like, you know, he was in

887
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,360
the party and heavy math and heroin, whatever.

888
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,920
Oh, man, heavy party.

889
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:51,040
Yeah, he started to rub bench and he would listen to the police scanner after he was

890
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,520
home with his drugs.

891
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,800
Listen, yeah, how's it going?

892
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,320
He'd laugh and he'd be like, he goes, I felt like a king because they'd be talking about

893
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:03,200
me and saying, I'm on a locker and we'll get them and all this and wherever he is,

894
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,200
you know, whatever they say on the police.

895
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,200
Yeah.

896
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,920
What was it like 20, 30 years ago or even longer?

897
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,920
Not even.

898
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,320
It wasn't that long ago.

899
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,720
He was he the last batch of things.

900
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,720
Tell them what happened.

901
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,720
Tell them.

902
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,720
Okay.

903
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,320
The last the last thing that happened was he I was in a band with this guy and he was

904
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:29,200
telling me this story and he said I did nine, you know, one time I got busted for a bank

905
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,200
robbery.

906
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,320
They produced films and connected me to nine other fucking bank robberies.

907
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:39,240
They got like fucking, you know, he did like seven fucking years.

908
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,960
Another time he did like because it was a second offense.

909
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:49,200
They hit him with like 10 years, but he only did like, you know, eight of them or whatever

910
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,200
and shit.

911
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,400
And he was like, you don't know the feeling when you're standing there in front of a judge

912
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,720
and he says 10 years and you're just like, yeah.

913
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,600
And so he definitely don't like.

914
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:06,040
And so his dad was this old man when I by the time I met him, he was done doing it.

915
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:12,720
He's working as an auto mechanic and he's just not making enough money.

916
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,680
And all of a sudden, and he told me I'm going to wait till my dad dies, but he didn't.

917
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680
He didn't.

918
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,160
He didn't wait.

919
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,760
And he also told me the next time if I get busted, I'm just going to kill myself because

920
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,440
I'm not ever going to jail again.

921
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:32,360
He's like, you know, you're living in a fucking cell with another man with your head next to

922
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,360
a toilet.

923
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360
I couldn't imagine.

924
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,360
He's like, fuck that shit.

925
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,520
I did 30 days without another guy.

926
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,920
It was enough for me.

927
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,920
Yeah.

928
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:45,960
And so he's, he's, he started hearing on the radio in this area, all the banks around

929
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,280
here, I'm like, Mary, that sounds like Chris.

930
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,600
And it was him.

931
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,080
And then they bust him.

932
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,160
He's in front of Glenbauer High School.

933
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:01,160
He walks into a Dunkin Donuts to get a coffee and there's cops in there and they recognize

934
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,520
him and they're like, Hey, Chris, he just walks out and starts walking down the street.

935
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,400
They're like, Hey, come here, come here.

936
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,200
And he just pulls out a gun right in front of the high school.

937
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,200
Pow!

938
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,160
Man blows his own brains out.

939
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,080
So it wasn't even after a robbery or something.

940
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,920
No, they were just looking for him.

941
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,920
They knew he did it.

942
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,760
They knew it was him.

943
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,880
Because you know, he had to rep once you're fucking bankrupt.

944
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:22,880
Yeah, yeah.

945
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,880
They know.

946
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,880
They don't, yeah.

947
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,880
It's not like it happens every day.

948
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,400
Someone, a new person comes on the scene for this.

949
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,880
It's like he just knew.

950
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:30,880
Yeah.

951
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,560
And with the ferocity, like I was hearing on the news, they were almost like in another

952
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,320
bank, like the people that were announcing it are in shock because it's like every other

953
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,320
day it's going on.

954
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,320
I'm like, man, he's on a spree.

955
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,880
A spree of a, no matter what week, like three or four benches.

956
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,160
Right here to stay around here afterwards.

957
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,360
Because he had to take care of his dad that was like 90 years old and shit.

958
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:58,080
Because the guy still had a good heart, you know, just because he's a fucking wild man.

959
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,600
Right, Rob Banks.

960
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,880
Oh, that's sad, man.

961
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,880
That's crazy.

962
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,880
Yeah.

963
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,880
And he lived right down, he lived in, what the fuck is that?

964
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,400
You know that one, maybe?

965
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,720
You know that lunar bar?

966
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,720
Lunar?

967
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,960
Lunar, they sell like their own beer.

968
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,440
Yeah, like it's a place, Bobby's.

969
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,440
Oh, Lunar Brewing Company.

970
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,440
You see Limbar.

971
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,440
Limbar, he lived.

972
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,440
St. Charles Road.

973
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,440
Damn, that's crazy.

974
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,440
Very fucking, yeah.

975
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:29,120
He was really good on guitar, really, really, really good.

976
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,960
And he was good at robbing banks.

977
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,080
Yeah, and he was very smart though.

978
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,080
You'd never know.

979
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,280
Like he was very, very well educated.

980
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,280
Yeah, yeah.

981
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,520
How old was he?

982
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,720
Morons don't rob banks.

983
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:47,720
He was approximately 39, 40 years old at the time.

984
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,720
Wow.

985
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:49,720
Yeah.

986
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,560
And he was in every band in prison.

987
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,960
He played with the Black Dudes.

988
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,480
He played with the Hillbilly Dudes.

989
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,520
He played with everybody.

990
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:02,720
So he could play country, heavy metal, funk, blues, jazz.

991
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,600
He played with every band.

992
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,600
So he had a lot of time to learn how to play the guitar.

993
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,600
Yeah.

994
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,600
That's wild.

995
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:16,400
The first time I heard him play, I'm like, because I've seen all his tattoos and I said

996
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,600
to him, how long were you in prison for 12 years?

997
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,880
And he said, yeah, how'd you know?

998
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,880
Exactly 12 years.

999
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,000
And I go, because that's how good you are on guitar.

1000
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
You're really fucking good.

1001
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Oh man, that's wild.

1002
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,160
Well, what else is he going to do?

1003
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,160
Yeah.

1004
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,320
And he said it was cool because he could kill time because it killed time.

1005
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,320
Yeah.

1006
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,320
Yeah, about.

1007
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,680
He was covered in tattoos.

1008
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,680
Yeah.

1009
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,360
Dude, that's crazy though.

1010
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,120
Very polite, very cool, very nice kid.

1011
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,440
We'll never think of it.

1012
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,760
No, very nice guy, great guy.

1013
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,760
Yeah.

1014
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,960
Super good on the guitar.

1015
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,600
The banks rob us every single day at night and they don't get shit.

1016
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,880
Well, look at that.

1017
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:01,160
Even the crisis back in 2008, they get bailed out.

1018
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,440
They get their gold, their parachutes.

1019
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,440
Nobody does jail.

1020
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,680
Are you going to bail out Mark when he needs it?

1021
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,280
I can't even bank at Chase Bank because the fees and shit are just ridiculous.

1022
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,600
I can't afford to put my money, even a checking account in this place.

1023
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,200
Can't even afford to have money.

1024
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,200
Right.

1025
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,200
That's the crazy thing.

1026
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,720
Yeah, it is.

1027
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,720
It's depressing.

1028
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,720
Hey, Mary.

1029
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:23,720
Beard me.

1030
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:28,440
So I have this crazy little online bank.

1031
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,760
That's really, I love it actually.

1032
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,760
But.

1033
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,360
Did you ever get your figure out how to get money out of it?

1034
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,400
When I give you like a debit card or something.

1035
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,400
Yeah, exactly.

1036
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,400
I don't know.

1037
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,400
Mark's money.

1038
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,400
That's the way to go.

1039
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,560
He could spend it, but he can't take it out.

1040
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,560
Do not tell you what, man.

1041
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,120
My credit card and debit card, it's like I'm changing it over.

1042
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,440
I have to change it to a new one like every other month or something because somebody's

1043
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,440
hacked into it.

1044
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,440
Yeah, that too.

1045
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,440
I have his mail.

1046
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,440
I really don't.

1047
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,440
Yeah.

1048
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,920
Oh, last time I went to my bank because my debit card got hacked.

1049
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,920
They sent me things like, hey, is this your purchase?

1050
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920
I'm like, no, no, no.

1051
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Right.

1052
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920
All of a sudden.

1053
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,920
So I went in the next day to do it.

1054
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,280
I think I went in like 10, 11 o'clock in the morning.

1055
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,840
And the teller's like, yeah, you're like the fifth person to come in this morning.

1056
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,440
So someone's going wild.

1057
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,440
Oh yeah.

1058
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,440
Well, they know what they're doing.

1059
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,440
Yeah, they do.

1060
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,200
I looked at my account and it said like, it's smart how they do it.

1061
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:20,480
I don't know if it's got to be like Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe or like Africa, where

1062
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,480
it looked like a www.AT&T.

1063
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,480
But like.

1064
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:27,680
It's like something off, like a slash or something.

1065
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,000
So it looks like a real company, but it's not.

1066
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,520
And now they know what they're doing, man.

1067
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,520
One guy got greedy though.

1068
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,360
They tried to take $20,000.

1069
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,360
Sure.

1070
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,360
And it's like, really buddy?

1071
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,360
Yeah, they looked at it happen.

1072
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,360
Okay.

1073
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,360
And it was like 20,000 to the T. It wasn't like 20,100.

1074
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,360
Right.

1075
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,360
It was like, come on, buddy.

1076
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,760
Look, I don't keep that much money in a bank account anyways.

1077
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,760
That's just crazy.

1078
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,760
Right.

1079
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,800
Well, I don't have that much money, but if I did, I'd be fucking nervous.

1080
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,800
Here's the thing, man.

1081
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,800
What do you do?

1082
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:01,480
You put in the bank, the shit gets fucking taken digitally or fucking ripped off somehow.

1083
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,200
You have in your house, someone fucking robs your house and that's gone.

1084
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,200
Yeah.

1085
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,280
And it's like, so it's like, what do you do?

1086
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:14,240
It's got to be like handcuffed to your fucking hand.

1087
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,240
Right.

1088
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240
Walk around.

1089
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,240
You had to walk around.

1090
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,240
Use a gun in your other hand.

1091
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,760
I'll tell you, I always buried my money.

1092
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,760
Yeah.

1093
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,520
That's that was the greatest thing that store you told me about when they fucking raided

1094
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,520
you.

1095
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,520
Oh yeah.

1096
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,520
That was great.

1097
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,520
Genius.

1098
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,440
Dude, I actually just out of spite, I wanted to go back to the cops out there.

1099
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,520
And tell them, like, listen, I'll charge you guys $20,000.

1100
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,720
I'll show you how I did it.

1101
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,960
I'll do a good sell thing and I'll teach you guys how to actually raid a house and find

1102
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:41,960
shit.

1103
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,440
Like you guys have no fucking clue.

1104
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,440
Yeah.

1105
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,800
Cause even I remember going back checking cause I used to put like stashes of, you know,

1106
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,440
$1,000 wraps in like coat pockets or suit pockets in my closet.

1107
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,440
Sure.

1108
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,440
And find shit.

1109
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,440
That was kind of comical.

1110
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,440
You know, you give them something to find.

1111
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,440
Like you have like a dummy safe.

1112
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,440
Oh, we found the judge.

1113
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,440
Yeah.

1114
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440
You dumb fucks have no clue.

1115
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,440
Man, I'm fucking, you don't know who you fucking with.

1116
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,440
Yeah.

1117
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,440
It was great.

1118
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,440
Crazy.

1119
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,440
That's genius.

1120
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,440
That's genius.

1121
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:18,200
That's what my grandfather was like, man.

1122
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:27,640
He on his deathbed, my aunt is asking my grandfather who's, you know, gonna die sometime.

1123
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,040
He was never on a deathbed.

1124
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,040
He dropped that.

1125
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,640
He lived up and, you know, to the last minute.

1126
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,640
That's what he wanted.

1127
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,640
Yeah.

1128
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,640
But dad, where's your money?

1129
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:40,120
Cause he didn't use banks cause he was like 20 years old when the depression came.

1130
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,200
He said, your brother will find it.

1131
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:48,280
Meeting my dad and my, and it was literally like plastered in the walls over headers and

1132
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:54,320
fucking at one time, my grandfather took some money out of a stash spot and he's like these

1133
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,720
motherfucking the rats ate it.

1134
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:03,960
You know, cause he lived in a ghetto in the west side of Chicago and fucking the money

1135
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,400
was all chewed up and it was a fat stack.

1136
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,160
No shit, huh?

1137
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,680
All 20s and shit, but it was maybe like five G's.

1138
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,680
Yeah.

1139
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,760
And that's all money back then.

1140
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,760
So my dad said, well, figure something out.

1141
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,520
My dad took the money, gets ahold of the treasury department.

1142
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,520
That's what you do.

1143
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,520
Sent it to them.

1144
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,760
That's what you had serial numbers on.

1145
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,520
And it took them a couple of years.

1146
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,520
Oh really?

1147
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,520
But they replaced it.

1148
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,520
Yeah.

1149
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,520
No, they will replace this shit was so fucking chewed up.

1150
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,600
It was like a little circle of the money left in the middle.

1151
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,520
Like they made some like nesting out of it.

1152
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,400
Million dollar rat nest.

1153
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,520
Probably worth thinking if they couldn't get serious.

1154
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,520
But no, that's where you hear all these stories.

1155
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:55,720
My brother once, my father had $5,000 on the dresser and my brother climbed up the

1156
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:59,740
dresser, took the cuticle scissors, started cutting it.

1157
00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:00,740
Oh shit.

1158
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:01,740
And a little pieces.

1159
00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:04,280
And then neatly threw it all the way in the garbagecan.

1160
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,600
You know, cleaned up everything.

1161
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,920
And whatever, where's the money, where's the money?

1162
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,280
Couldn't find, couldn't find it, couldn't find it.

1163
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,280
Look at it.

1164
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,280
Wow, there's the money.

1165
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,280
We finally feel what happened.

1166
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,280
And yeah, they pieced it together.

1167
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,480
As long as you get all the numbers, they will get the money.

1168
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,480
Yeah.

1169
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,680
At least that's the one guarantee you have.

1170
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,600
But how frustrating that is, you like start fucking shaking shit.

1171
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,720
Oh shit dude.

1172
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,920
But there's so many stories.

1173
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,840
For my dad it was just a pain in the ass

1174
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,720
cause my grandfather was blowing his fucking stack,

1175
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:35,840
you know, punching holes in the wall and shit.

1176
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,680
Damn right.

1177
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,280
Well then you start freaking about everything.

1178
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,800
Everything that's in the walls.

1179
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,840
Yeah, well, you know.

1180
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,060
Unless it's like a coin.

1181
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,240
But that's where you still hear these stories.

1182
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,080
People remodeling some old home.

1183
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,040
Sure, sure.

1184
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,160
And like the old person just keeled over

1185
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,520
and never told anybody where their stash was.

1186
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,520
Or they forgot, they got seen now.

1187
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,240
A lot of money's sitting in there.

1188
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,040
Right, right.

1189
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,480
Well they just can't remember where it was.

1190
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,480
Where the fuck was it?

1191
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,800
Well that's the other thing too.

1192
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,640
Yeah, my dad's buddy, Plummer,

1193
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,960
he was working in a house and this woman

1194
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,560
had thousand dollar bills, like shit ton of them.

1195
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,920
And he's like, I think she forgot she had them

1196
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,160
cause she told me to go.

1197
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,240
Thousand dollar bills.

1198
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,240
Thousand dollar bills, like the old school ones.

1199
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,080
Wow dude.

1200
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,360
Oh yeah, she probably had,

1201
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,120
I think he said there was like a hundred of them.

1202
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,080
Those are worth a lot more than a thousand.

1203
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,080
Exactly, oh yeah, people pay big money for that shit.

1204
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,640
And she just had them sitting out there.

1205
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,640
You know, he's like, oh he's like,

1206
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,480
so yeah, my dad had this store that sold

1207
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,720
really, really fucking fancy shit.

1208
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:41,400
The only people that came in were like drug dealers,

1209
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:46,040
pimps, mobsters, and gypsies.

1210
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,280
Who would buy alligator shoes and just real ostentatious

1211
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,840
bullshit, very expensive shit and all this, you know.

1212
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,440
And when the gypsies would come in, you know,

1213
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,760
cause what they would do,

1214
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:03,760
one guy's occupying your time while another guy's

1215
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,520
up on your fucking second store already

1216
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,320
in your bedroom stealing the money.

1217
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,760
And so they would come in with money

1218
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,600
that they would steal from old people

1219
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:16,280
and it would all be stacks of 20 silver certificates

1220
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,720
and stuff and my dad could see.

1221
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,080
He knew, yeah.

1222
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,080
That yeah, they just ripped somebody off

1223
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,320
when it was some old lady and it's a shame,

1224
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,120
but he still took it and he would,

1225
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,000
bring it right to some collector

1226
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,560
and get whatever more they're gonna give them.

1227
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,400
Yeah.

1228
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,240
Well they didn't realize what they had.

1229
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,720
Oh, they couldn't even read.

1230
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,280
Yeah, well yeah, right.

1231
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,440
They couldn't read at all.

1232
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,960
They would come in and like one of my dad's employees,

1233
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,640
Billy, he charged him money for him to read a contract

1234
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,400
or some law thing they got in the mail or something

1235
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,480
or sign something for them.

1236
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,320
Yeah.

1237
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,760
They usually just signed with a fucking X.

1238
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,960
Yeah, man, that's so crazy.

1239
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,080
Did you imagine it?

1240
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,440
I believe it, don't.

1241
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,280
That's how it's been going for many, many, many centuries.

1242
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:10,120
Fucking getting money to read a fucking piece of paper.

1243
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,040
Right.

1244
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,880
And then, well, even when you read it to the person too,

1245
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,680
they don't understand what you're telling them.

1246
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,600
Well, no, they knew what you were saying.

1247
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,200
They understood English and shit.

1248
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,040
They just, oh yeah.

1249
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,400
Yeah, but do they comprehend?

1250
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,400
If it's something from a lawyer, they ain't gonna know.

1251
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,320
No, hell no.

1252
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,640
You gotta break it down.

1253
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,800
Yeah, that's what's crazy.

1254
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,200
If the guy reading it understands even.

1255
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,600
Oh yeah, right?

1256
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,360
Tell you what, though, that's what we're turning into again.

1257
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,440
That's it.

1258
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,360
Ciclico, we're going back into that kind of,

1259
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,480
stealing a lot of crazy shit.

1260
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,600
It's gonna be right back there.

1261
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,880
Oh, it's getting really bad.

1262
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,720
Yeah.

1263
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:48,200
Well, speaking of this stuff.

1264
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,040
Bad.

1265
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,640
Well, I'm gonna talk about bringing it

1266
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
to politics a little bit.

1267
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,240
I know you've heard some stories.

1268
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,160
But what is it?

1269
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:59,680
Kamala's VP pick.

1270
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,000
Mm-hmm.

1271
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,760
Oh yeah, what about this guy?

1272
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,600
Two walls.

1273
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,440
I don't know how much.

1274
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,800
I hear he's a real piece of work, though.

1275
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,640
Oh, man.

1276
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:11,640
Well, here's, supposedly, I don't know if it's true or not.

1277
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,560
I'm trying not to pay attention to it any longer.

1278
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,880
Yeah, it's rough.

1279
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,720
I'm done right.

1280
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,400
Supposedly, he was her 13th pick.

1281
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,080
All the other people she asked me VP, they're like.

1282
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,360
She got turned down over and over.

1283
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,080
They're like, are you crazy?

1284
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,920
Yeah, that's a political suicide.

1285
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,240
Right, political career suicide.

1286
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,080
No, no.

1287
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,920
No.

1288
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:32,760
The 12 people before him.

1289
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,600
To be her VP.

1290
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,440
Yeah.

1291
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,280
The people she got.

1292
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,440
Everyone told her, no, no, no, no, no.

1293
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,280
Yeah, yeah.

1294
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,120
This guy.

1295
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,200
Hey, why don't you come and be on my side?

1296
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,160
Well, no, I want my career to continue.

1297
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,680
Oh, nobody wanted to be with her.

1298
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,520
Yeah.

1299
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,360
Yeah, okay.

1300
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,360
So, he finally said, yes, this is so good.

1301
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,680
Yeah, this guy's 13th pick.

1302
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,160
Just as bad as she is, obviously.

1303
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,400
He's even worse.

1304
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,240
Oh, okay.

1305
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,720
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1306
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,400
You know, running Minnesota,

1307
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,000
he basically, there's a lot of Somalis out there.

1308
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,320
He basically changed the flag of Minnesota to represent,

1309
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,840
it almost looks like the Somalian flag.

1310
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,840
Yes, yes.

1311
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,800
He changed it from like a state seal,

1312
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,360
like Illinois looks around thing to like.

1313
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,360
So now it has like a move style.

1314
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,120
Some triangle with a star and shit.

1315
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,560
It's like purple, yeah.

1316
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,360
No, that's not good.

1317
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,640
That's not a good thing to happen.

1318
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,880
But that's like nothing compared to other stuff.

1319
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,600
Well, something, that's major issue.

1320
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,080
The other stuff he's done.

1321
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,680
So now he's passed legislation

1322
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,640
to get all illegals driver's licenses.

1323
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,800
Okay, sure.

1324
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,920
But it's like, oh yeah, why not?

1325
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,760
Let him have it.

1326
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,880
Yeah, no problem.

1327
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,560
Then he also passed legislation

1328
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,560
that allows children to be taken from their parents

1329
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,320
if their parents don't support gender-affirming parents.

1330
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,480
Not this one yet.

1331
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,320
Yeah, that's ridiculous.

1332
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,800
California too much to do that.

1333
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,120
Well then he also set up a hotline

1334
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,680
so you can tell on your neighbor

1335
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,560
if they were violating COVID restrictions.

1336
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,400
And then he said-

1337
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,320
Narke out your neighbor.

1338
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,960
Yeah, he said that socialism is neighborliness.

1339
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,240
That's like, oh, okay, this is how it should start.

1340
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,480
No, no, no, no, this is how communism starts.

1341
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,320
This is exactly what-

1342
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:03,160
Yeah.

1343
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,440
But then he said the other thing too,

1344
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,000
he said that hate speech and misinformation

1345
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,640
is not free speech.

1346
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:13,640
Yeah, that's like, I get the hate speech part,

1347
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,960
but here's the thing.

1348
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,080
We have the First Amendment.

1349
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,640
And the other thing is misinformation.

1350
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,560
So who's telling us this is misinformation?

1351
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,880
Right, exactly.

1352
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:22,720
It's just-

1353
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,320
The encouraging and turning in part is really bad

1354
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,240
because I'm worried my next-door neighbor,

1355
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,560
he fucking hates me.

1356
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,000
My one side, the guy loves me, but the other side-

1357
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,840
That's all it takes too,

1358
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,680
is it something that-

1359
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,080
He'll fucking drop a dime on me

1360
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,360
in a fucking heartbeat story about you.

1361
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,200
Make up a story about you.

1362
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,080
Even if it's a bullshit story.

1363
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,720
That's what happened, you're being investigated.

1364
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,760
This is exactly the democratic party right now.

1365
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,800
It's how communism started in the round the world

1366
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,520
for centuries and it's happening right now here in America

1367
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,720
and it's getting worse and worse and worse.

1368
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,680
Give us your guns, we'll be fine.

1369
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,680
And that's all there is to it.

1370
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,240
It's been going on for a long time

1371
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:53,240
and it's starting to come to a fucking end.

1372
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,160
We even deal with Kamala too.

1373
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,720
They're saying, not her debates,

1374
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,760
but her rallies she's having.

1375
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,080
I saw, I-

1376
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,040
AI.

1377
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,840
Yeah, they're saying the pitches in the background,

1378
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,600
if you zoom in, you can't really see the faces-

1379
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,200
All the faces are kind of blurry.

1380
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,280
It looks like you're looking at an album cover

1381
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,640
for a Ted Duchen concert in 1975.

1382
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,480
I believe that, man.

1383
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,480
The film is blurry.

1384
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,040
Yeah, but the thing is, you don't really notice

1385
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,840
unless you really zoom in.

1386
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,280
Holy fucking stark.

1387
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,320
And so now there's this new fucking program, Mark,

1388
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,080
where you can just run things through,

1389
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,680
like a paper or a picture or a movie

1390
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,920
and the AI machine will tell you, this is real or no,

1391
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,760
that's AI.

1392
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,320
And they said, this is an AI image

1393
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,400
when you fucking feed in the Kamala's rallies.

1394
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,640
Because I've seen all of these,

1395
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,040
while she's doing great, she's, Trump's running scared.

1396
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:44,880
And you know what I saw?

1397
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,000
You know what was something cool I saw today?

1398
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,520
Trump's like, you know what?

1399
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,960
She drew 2,000 people once.

1400
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,160
He goes, if I drew 2,000 people,

1401
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,760
you guys would say, oh, he's failing.

1402
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,280
He's like, that's nothing.

1403
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,280
Seriously.

1404
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,720
One of the thing is, back when she was actually going

1405
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,720
to be nominee for the presidential run,

1406
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,200
I don't think anybody voted for her.

1407
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,040
Nobody did.

1408
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,400
She had to drop out first fucking round.

1409
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,920
She couldn't even get a delegate.

1410
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,760
Well, what's her name actually ripped her apart?

1411
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,240
Who's the woman from Hawaii?

1412
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:16,080
Tulsi Gabbard.

1413
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,400
Tulsi Gabbard, she's fantastic.

1414
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,520
And you know, after that too,

1415
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,280
now they actually labored, labored,

1416
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,240
labeled Tulsi a terrorist.

1417
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,080
Yes, yes.

1418
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,040
And it's like they're kidding me.

1419
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:26,960
They certainly did.

1420
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,760
She's been getting followed around.

1421
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,080
This is open knowledge.

1422
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,000
She's been getting followed around by two US Marshals

1423
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,200
everywhere she goes, unbeknownst to her.

1424
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,960
Like when she gets on an airplane,

1425
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,080
they're on the plane.

1426
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,640
When she does this, they're there.

1427
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,720
And she has no idea.

1428
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,080
And her husband and her fucking family,

1429
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,560
everybody's getting followed.

1430
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,920
Yeah, didn't Hillary call her like a Russian spy,

1431
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,200
like a Russian asset?

1432
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,280
She is so American that broad.

1433
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,240
It's so cool.

1434
00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:57,280
Tulsi is fucking cool, man.

1435
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,040
These people in power are really, really in power.

1436
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,240
This is not right, man.

1437
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,360
Yeah, this is pretty damn scary.

1438
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,720
Well, even J.D. Vance, when he came off his plane,

1439
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:08,520
walked over to Kamala's plane.

1440
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,160
I said, I want to see what my new plane is going to do.

1441
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,840
Yeah, and then he's like, well, how come you guys are all here?

1442
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,360
Has Kamala come out to talk to you guys this and that?

1443
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,440
He's actually a really good speaker.

1444
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,360
Yeah, yeah.

1445
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,600
J.D. is cool.

1446
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,080
He's going to tear our part.

1447
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,680
He's very highly educated.

1448
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,120
Where'd he go?

1449
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:23,680
Harvard?

1450
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,080
Harvard was it?

1451
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,720
I think he did go to Harvard.

1452
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,400
And he came from being raised by his grandmother

1453
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:35,040
with a junkie mind, with every fucking thing possible,

1454
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,800
strike against you to fail.

1455
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:42,800
If anyone could cry victim, it would be J.D.

1456
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,960
But he's the wrong color.

1457
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,560
But people forget that.

1458
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,520
There's a lot of poor white people.

1459
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,560
Oh, he's real weird.

1460
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,400
He's fucking normal.

1461
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,680
But it's crazy how his wife is pretty good looking, too.

1462
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,360
Yeah.

1463
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:55,800
India, India.

1464
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:56,400
Usha.

1465
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,400
And I think they're good friends with Ramos.

1466
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,040
What's his name?

1467
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,200
Ramaswama.

1468
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,320
Ramaswami.

1469
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,320
Yeah.

1470
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,040
Was it?

1471
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,360
Vivek Ramaswami.

1472
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,160
Is that his last name?

1473
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:06,640
I can't remember.

1474
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,140
Yeah.

1475
00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:07,640
Yeah, that's it.

1476
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,640
That guy.

1477
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,160
He's smarter than a fucking whip.

1478
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:11,480
He is.

1479
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,880
But all these, that's promised these guys are corrupt, too.

1480
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,200
Like even J.D.

1481
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,560
Even J.D., you know how he came on the scene?

1482
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,320
The goal is the same for all of them.

1483
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,160
Peter Teal.

1484
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,920
I think he has like 10 or 15 million donated to him

1485
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,720
for his like Senate race.

1486
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,120
OK.

1487
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,760
Well, I'm not familiar with.

1488
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,440
Peter Teal, he created PayPal with Elon.

1489
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,880
He's got.

1490
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,560
I heard that.

1491
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,080
Megalox.

1492
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,680
Elon didn't invent PayPal and he bought it from somebody.

1493
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,760
Well, Tesla, he bought from somebody.

1494
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,480
Yeah, but I heard some inside shit.

1495
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,800
Now, I don't know.

1496
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,840
I'm probably wrong.

1497
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,280
This is some, you know, you read so much shit

1498
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,880
on the internet from people that are, you know,

1499
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,040
with love and hate in their hearts.

1500
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,440
So you know, what the fuck is true?

1501
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:53,160
They could have.

1502
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,720
I mean, it could have been like a CIA thing that they created.

1503
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:59,200
But CIA can't like when he was a little boy,

1504
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:03,360
he is he had enough money to like treat like always.

1505
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,760
Yeah, but their family, like his grandfather,

1506
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,600
super rich, he's kind of his grandfather would fly

1507
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,400
across the world in planes.

1508
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,640
And like when he would fly somewhere and need to refuel

1509
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,640
and they didn't have certain fuel or something,

1510
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,560
he'd have to rebuild the engine on the spot

1511
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,360
to make sure whatever fuel they had there would handle it.

1512
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,000
Yeah, but he's he comes from a pretty creative family.

1513
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,880
But I think they had like a I don't know if it was a Ruby

1514
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,800
business or something.

1515
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,080
Now that's what he was trading rubies.

1516
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:32,840
And I also heard that there was this lady that would babysit him

1517
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:37,760
and she'd go in the room and he'd be like sitting there

1518
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,840
laughing or whatever playing as a little kid.

1519
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,880
There'd be like some vortex open in the closet

1520
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,640
and shit floating around the room.

1521
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,720
And his toys flying around.

1522
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,040
I never heard that.

1523
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,240
Yeah, yeah.

1524
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,400
No, I mean, now this is some lady that claims to be was this

1525
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,760
babysitter who knows how true this is.

1526
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,640
She's kind of clairvoyant or something.

1527
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,040
Do we should make him woman that we sell like in the 2000s

1528
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,240
on no it's not miss Cleo miss Cleo.

1529
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:06,040
Yeah, that's right.

1530
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:06,760
Yeah, man.

1531
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,960
You said you're $50.

1532
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,920
Man, I tell you everything you need to do with you.

1533
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,040
I'll tell you all about Elon.

1534
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:15,440
Well, here.

1535
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,560
So did you see the other thing with Elon?

1536
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,720
You know, he made that AI basically generated video of

1537
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:23,960
a comma, yes, yes, that was great.

1538
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,240
Gavin Newsom came out.

1539
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,040
He's like, well, within a couple weeks,

1540
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,800
I'm going to have some legislation drawn up where you

1541
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,240
can't do this anymore.

1542
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,360
This or that.

1543
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,480
And then here's something you got to cry.

1544
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,120
This is great.

1545
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,920
So Elon came back.

1546
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:37,520
Oh, yeah, I heard.

1547
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1548
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,000
He says Elon's like, he's like, well, Newsom,

1549
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,960
I checked with renowned world authority

1550
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,440
professor Suggandese nuts and he said,

1551
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,440
he's legal in America.

1552
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,560
And like, dude, that's you got to

1553
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,880
love him for that.

1554
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:57,320
Just recently, fucking greasy Gavin Newsom has been

1555
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,320
picking up garbage and shit by the side of the room to try

1556
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,960
and make himself presidential.

1557
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,720
Come on, really?

1558
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:07,400
And he's saying, communities that don't clean up this mess,

1559
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,880
and you know, you're going to get your funding cut off.

1560
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:11,760
And that's it.

1561
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,880
Now all of a sudden it's like, OK, now he wants to get rid

1562
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,360
of like the bombs and the junkies.

1563
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,840
Where the fuck are they going to go?

1564
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,800
Well, he said, yeah, he wants to get rid of all the encampments.

1565
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,680
Yeah, really, where are they going to go?

1566
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,080
He encourages all this drug use and shit.

1567
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,800
They didn't all start out homeless.

1568
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,720
They went there from a home.

1569
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:33,760
They promoted and went to go party balls

1570
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,360
and didn't care if they live in a tent because the weather's OK.

1571
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,560
Well, they gave them vending machines that had crack pipes,

1572
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,840
needles, all that crap.

1573
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:42,480
They let him come on.

1574
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,520
Really?

1575
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:43,920
Oh, yeah.

1576
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,280
Dude, you never saw that?

1577
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,120
Dude, they got they got vending machines with crack pipes.

1578
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:48,720
Really?

1579
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,160
There's needles, rubbers, Narcan.

1580
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:52,960
Oh, shit.

1581
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,040
And a couple other hygiene things.

1582
00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:00,560
And everything's fucking always gone, except for like the toothbrush

1583
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:01,160
or the tan.

1584
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:01,640
Yeah, right.

1585
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,440
There was something real important that's never used.

1586
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,760
You know, but the fucking needles are gone in half hour.

1587
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,720
And they let all those people rob the CVS.

1588
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:13,720
And it shouldn't even be called a vending machine

1589
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,520
because it doesn't take money.

1590
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,320
Oh, it's absolutely free.

1591
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:17,800
Oh.

1592
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,800
You just go D5.

1593
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,480
Oh, and I want a crack pipe too.

1594
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,680
OK, 7, 8, 7.

1595
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,840
Yeah, yeah.

1596
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:25,520
That's the start.

1597
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,640
Yeah.

1598
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,240
Little screw machine and the thing falls.

1599
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:29,840
It's called this bed.

1600
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,120
This is this bed.

1601
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,040
That's bed.

1602
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:36,680
And they put them in, you know, OK, you put it in the neighborhood.

1603
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,480
Right, where?

1604
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,960
And now, where?

1605
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,880
You know, it attracts the junkies to the machine

1606
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,640
where you get the free crack pipe.

1607
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,240
Now, you'd be convenient to smoke crack right there.

1608
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,560
And obviously, what happens?

1609
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,400
Well, or you go to the children's park where the children play

1610
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,320
and you go shoot up and you're smoking rocks.

1611
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,720
And then you throw your shitty needle in the grass

1612
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:58,320
and all that stuff.

1613
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,400
I'm not going to say nothing.

1614
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,160
I'm going to a new one.

1615
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,760
Oh, yeah, I don't need this.

1616
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,560
You throw it right there.

1617
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,840
Well, that's just that should be it.

1618
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,200
That's just it's the serving.

1619
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:06,840
Right.

1620
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,880
And you know, I've seen I've seen people get an interview.

1621
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,200
Where they shouldn't do that because everybody, you know,

1622
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,720
to the junkie, they think everybody's a junkie.

1623
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:15,000
Right.

1624
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,840
But there's way more normal people.

1625
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,680
And like the people in the apartment building

1626
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,160
where the machine is in front of their fucking door.

1627
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,120
They're not junkies in there.

1628
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,360
This is fucking bullshit, man.

1629
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,160
It's like our property value is going.

1630
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:27,880
Yeah.

1631
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,360
These assholes are all hanging around now.

1632
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:30,840
Yeah.

1633
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,800
You know, because of this fucking machine.

1634
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,320
Well, there's a reason why a lot of big businesses

1635
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,960
are leaving California.

1636
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,720
It doesn't make sense for you to stay there.

1637
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:40,720
What just left?

1638
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,760
Also, the drug dealers would obviously go hang out

1639
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,000
right by the machine.

1640
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,800
You could see one of the gangs around here

1641
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:51,040
is telling their younger kid, hey, go hang out by that machine

1642
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:51,920
over there.

1643
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:52,560
Yeah.

1644
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,800
Why did it seem like my sister?

1645
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,960
And it'd be coming back, oh man, I made a killing.

1646
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,600
I sold out three times.

1647
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,080
Yeah.

1648
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:58,760
Yeah.

1649
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,320
And so when that would be it, that would be a fucking new dope

1650
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:02,880
spot.

1651
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:03,200
Yeah.

1652
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:03,760
Oh, yeah.

1653
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,160
Well, then the gangs start taking over

1654
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,640
and they start running everything.

1655
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,600
We even, my sister lives in Texas.

1656
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,280
She's like, I was going to, you know, we're going to,

1657
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,400
we're planning a girls trip to Napa.

1658
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,640
And she's like, you know, it's cheaper to fly into Oakland.

1659
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:15,800
Should I fly into Oakland?

1660
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,280
I'm like, well, I'm like, well, Oakland's a shit hole.

1661
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,880
But the thing is, if you're just going to get a car

1662
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,240
and drive out of there, yeah, you're fine.

1663
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,920
But yeah, don't be staying in Oakland.

1664
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:26,400
Yeah.

1665
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,520
I saw a video of this Oakland is really bad.

1666
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,560
Oh, Oakland's really bad.

1667
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:29,920
Yeah.

1668
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,200
Don't get a hotel there because it's way cheaper.

1669
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,880
Well, that's not saying.

1670
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:33,960
Because there's a reason.

1671
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,640
And don't stop anywhere in Oakland with bags in your car

1672
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,760
because your window's with you.

1673
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,080
The guy who lived there, and he went back,

1674
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,760
he said, it was absolutely amazing how bad it was.

1675
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,840
It was always bad, but now it's really bad.

1676
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:49,120
Well, back in the 70s, we would go to California all the time

1677
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,320
with the family vacations, visit my aunt and uncle,

1678
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,480
my mom's brother, and my dad, when we would drive,

1679
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,800
when everyone would go, he would drive us everywhere

1680
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,360
and he'd be like, let's go to Oakland.

1681
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,000
You know, he would go, he would show us everything.

1682
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,960
So I saw a lot of California.

1683
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,560
Is he the good end, the bad?

1684
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:07,880
Yeah.

1685
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,600
And it was crazy, and as soon as you crossed that bridge,

1686
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,160
it was like, it was like kind of like fucking a movie,

1687
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,040
like Escape from New York or something.

1688
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,160
Or like, what's a Chevy Chase with the vacant roll-up?

1689
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,200
Yeah, roll-up.

1690
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:22,160
We could see it.

1691
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:26,320
Oh, no, I've seen a lot of those vacation ones.

1692
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,560
Yeah.

1693
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,680
And he stops to ask for directions, like, man,

1694
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,280
which way to go?

1695
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,960
And these guys are all taking the hubcams,

1696
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,840
passing everything off.

1697
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:34,840
Yeah, pretty funny.

1698
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,600
Yeah, Chevy Chase, those vacation movies.

1699
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,000
Big Ben, kids.

1700
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,160
There's Big Ben.

1701
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,040
Big Ben again.

1702
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:41,960
Yeah, I'll tell you why.

1703
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,840
I remember when we, me and my buddy drove to California,

1704
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,560
when we moved out there 20 years ago.

1705
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,240
We stopped in St. Louis, because my buddy was low.

1706
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,760
Why?

1707
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:52,520
Oh, it was our first stop.

1708
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,800
My buddy's brother was down there, so we saw Cardinals' game,

1709
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,640
and we went to the casino.

1710
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,440
Oh, wow, wow.

1711
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,680
So we stopped in this hotel, and we, you know,

1712
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,200
it was just a shitty hotel.

1713
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,200
And we go in there, a black guy behind the counter,

1714
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,200
he's like.

1715
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,120
Gave you a warning.

1716
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:06,720
Yeah, he's like, what are you guys doing here?

1717
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,000
He's like, we're looking for a old time.

1718
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,200
He's like, listen, white boys.

1719
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,800
Yeah.

1720
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,080
He's like, you guys don't want to stay here.

1721
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:12,560
Right.

1722
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,840
He's like, there's not a good part of town for you guys.

1723
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:15,960
We played there one time too early.

1724
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,240
Yeah, he's like, you guys go over here.

1725
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,480
It's a little better for you guys.

1726
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,640
And he was straight up with us.

1727
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,140
Yeah.

1728
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:21,880
It was kind of nice at all.

1729
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:26,120
The fans in the crowd were like, why are you guys playing here?

1730
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,440
Like, scared for us and shit.

1731
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,760
And that shit did go down later that night,

1732
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,400
because, you know, a couple of the chicks

1733
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,240
want to stay out too late.

1734
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,600
Well, that's when that shit happens.

1735
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,080
Yeah.

1736
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,520
They were amazed that we went there.

1737
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,480
And then I thought about it, of all the fucking tours, Matt,

1738
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,840
would book for us that we went continually for fucking 12,

1739
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,600
13 years straight, nonstop.

1740
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,520
We never once played in St. Louis.

1741
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,600
And I told them that.

1742
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,240
I go, I fucking toured my ass off.

1743
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,600
I never played in St. Louis in my life.

1744
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,560
I said, I've never really been to a place

1745
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,120
where people were asking me, why did I come to this theater.

1746
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,040
Yeah, that's crazy.

1747
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,640
You know, where they're admitting that.

1748
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,400
Why would you come here?

1749
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,000
Yeah.

1750
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,800
Are you out of your fucking mind?

1751
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,880
I never realized St. Louis was that bad.

1752
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:11,760
Yeah.

1753
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,040
That's where I learned that was the city where, you know,

1754
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,920
because I spent some time there, because that's

1755
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,840
where the girl in our band had a mental breakdown.

1756
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,920
And we ended up there for like two solid fucking days.

1757
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,080
Oh, great lord.

1758
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:29,080
And if you make eye contact with someone,

1759
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,200
they ask you for money.

1760
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,160
Oh, my god.

1761
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,560
So as soon as you make eye contact with somebody,

1762
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,920
they're going to ask you for money.

1763
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:38,000
It's unbelievable, no matter who they are.

1764
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Any, every old lady, boy, man, child, girl.

1765
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,120
Oh, it's really wild.

1766
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,480
It's really wild.

1767
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:49,520
And then I figured out the only defense against it

1768
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,840
is to ask them first right away.

1769
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,320
Oh, yeah.

1770
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,320
You got a job.

1771
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,040
Yeah.

1772
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,520
That's smart though, you know?

1773
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,480
And then the girls were coming out of this.

1774
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,800
It's Thanksgiving night.

1775
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,520
We just had some turkey sandwich in a bar,

1776
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,880
and some fucking old lady comes up to us.

1777
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,600
And it was fucking colder than fuck outside.

1778
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,960
It was like, it was 2017, winter of 2017.

1779
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,640
It was cold that year.

1780
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:17,160
Anyways, she's like, oh, thank you.

1781
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:18,880
The girls gave her some change.

1782
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,040
Now I could go to Wendy's and get a coffee.

1783
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:24,760
And they're like, why are all these bums talking about Wendy's?

1784
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,560
I go, because it's open all night,

1785
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,320
and it's fucking freezing out, and they need something to.

1786
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:29,880
Warm up.

1787
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,360
Bye.

1788
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:31,080
Go to the Wendy's.

1789
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,240
The girls look it kicked off.

1790
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,320
They can stay in there.

1791
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,000
Oh my god, they didn't know that.

1792
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,680
And they're like, wait a minute, wait.

1793
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,000
They chased her down the street.

1794
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,520
You're like, pure.

1795
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,840
I'm giving her all this money.

1796
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,480
I'm like, you guys are very sweet.

1797
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,520
Well, it's like, yeah, I get it.

1798
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,800
You feel bad for her.

1799
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,520
Same man.

1800
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,200
And it was fucking cold out, man.

1801
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,320
And if I worked at Wendy's and they didn't have money for a coffee,

1802
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:54,320
I'd let it fucking slide.

1803
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,160
Give the fuck up.

1804
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,560
She has Louise.

1805
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,560
Well, especially when it's that cold out, man.

1806
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,280
For them, yeah.

1807
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,120
Yeah, that's craziness.

1808
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,600
That was an interesting Thanksgiving.

1809
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,760
Yeah, I see.

1810
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:13,400
That was when Gabby, that chick fucking decided

1811
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,800
to have an orgy because it was her birthday

1812
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,160
and didn't tell her husband.

1813
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,720
I told her that's right.

1814
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,720
Yeah, right.

1815
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:22,560
Didn't tell her husband.

1816
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,440
I was impressed about it.

1817
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,440
And we're the only two guys, and we don't have any roadies with us

1818
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:29,320
because we're no money involved in the fucking.

1819
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:33,680
So we come in walking in because we got to pack the gear

1820
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,680
and drive the van.

1821
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,360
So we come walking in a little late.

1822
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,880
And things are already happening.

1823
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,360
You're like.

1824
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,680
Yeah, yeah, I was fucking like, oh, my God, this is excellent.

1825
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:48,520
But the guy was really, really pissed off because that was his wife.

1826
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,000
Yeah.

1827
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,440
He didn't even fucking.

1828
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,800
She didn't even tell him, hey, I'm going to.

1829
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:53,720
Oh, man.

1830
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,480
Did she say she was going to go for this?

1831
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,120
Has she done something like that before?

1832
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,760
No, he was fucking pissed.

1833
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,600
No, I don't know if he thought that if she but he fucking

1834
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,360
met the bitch on Tinder.

1835
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:10,920
Oh, I'm like, dude, you married some chick you met on Tinder.

1836
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,600
How long did it know each other for they were married?

1837
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,640
I should say it doesn't sell like.

1838
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,720
Not very long.

1839
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:15,560
It was weird.

1840
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,720
It was like it was November.

1841
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:18,440
We were on tour.

1842
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,200
It was November.

1843
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,480
He like married her in July.

1844
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:22,440
Oh, dude.

1845
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,800
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck is wrong?

1846
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,600
You should not be shocked.

1847
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,080
Yeah, right?

1848
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,560
Yeah, she was shacking up with you in the winter time.

1849
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,200
In the summertime.

1850
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,480
Married you and you're like, yeah, you should be shocked.

1851
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,640
Now, look at you.

1852
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:34,880
The dude was fucking.

1853
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,600
Girl, if she's going to plan an orgy,

1854
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,640
you should let your marriage partner.

1855
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:39,760
Oh, beforehand.

1856
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,440
If I thought it was OK with your.

1857
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,440
Yeah, at least to have him organize it for you.

1858
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,400
Because they're going to fucking, you know,

1859
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,920
if they don't take it the right way.

1860
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,480
And then of course, the fight broke out.

1861
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,280
The fight after the orgy.

1862
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:53,520
And you know what her argument was?

1863
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,560
Her argument was, but it's my birthday.

1864
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,560
I want to party.

1865
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,480
I'm a she's got a point.

1866
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,480
Like I say, it's getting worse and worse.

1867
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,600
World is just going shit, man.

1868
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,560
That's her argument.

1869
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,440
It was amazing.

1870
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,640
Oh, jeez.

1871
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,800
Oh, man.

1872
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:10,680
I'm real fast.

1873
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:14,160
I'm going to run upstairs and get a couple more beers for us.

1874
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:14,720
What?

1875
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,960
We're at an hour and five minutes.

1876
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:17,880
Yeah.

1877
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,440
Well, we can wrap it up.

1878
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,440
We can.

1879
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:21,440
That was really good.

1880
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:22,080
It was a good pod.

1881
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,200
Yeah.

1882
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,840
Two, two bad needles.

1883
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,600
Yeah.

1884
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:30,920
I don't know if our advertisement can help them.

1885
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:31,480
I don't know.

1886
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:32,680
I don't know.

1887
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:33,200
Here's the thing.

1888
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,280
They don't really do house.

1889
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:34,800
I'll say here.

1890
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,280
Needles.

1891
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,640
I mean, they deal with animals and they deal with humans,

1892
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:41,400
but yeah, it's a little out of their spectrum.

1893
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:46,840
Mostly of just the venerals areas.

1894
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,920
My one friend had a band when they were kids called Vennery.

1895
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,720
And it means the hunt of sexual pleasure or something.

1896
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:55,920
Oh, really?

1897
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:58,480
That's a pretty cool fucking game for a metal band

1898
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,880
when you're a kid, man.

1899
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,320
That's a memory.

1900
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,080
Yeah.

1901
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,120
You know, you look that up.

1902
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,280
They were looking at probably venereal disease

1903
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,120
in the dictionary like kids do.

1904
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:10,560
You look up all those different words.

1905
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,960
Yeah, right.

1906
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,080
That's actually pretty cool.

1907
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:13,920
That is.

1908
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:14,600
Yeah.

1909
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,640
I want to say thank you to everybody who tuned in.

1910
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,960
I want to say thank you to Leonard.

1911
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,120
I know he's listening.

1912
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,000
He's my one guy that's fucking.

1913
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:22,800
Leonard's the man.

1914
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,880
Just make fatigue and comment.

1915
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:27,280
He bought a few beers too.

1916
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:29,680
Leonard's a good guy.

1917
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,960
Leonard has been keeping the, I got to say,

1918
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:35,720
besides time-free clinic automotive and veterinarian

1919
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,960
services, Leonard has been keeping us

1920
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:44,640
stocked with beers because none of the big companies

1921
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,520
stepped forward from just the simple fucking beer sponsorship

1922
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,840
Larry Needle show.

1923
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,200
It's kind of bullshit.

1924
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,640
Yeah, especially when PAPS has a new 180 pack.

1925
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:55,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1926
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,320
It could have easily sent right here.

1927
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,160
Mark, did you see that snoop?

1928
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,800
What did he sponsor you?

1929
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:04,800
They got this new PAPS giant case that literally you

1930
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,000
will need like a small dolly.

1931
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,280
Yeah, 180 or something?

1932
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,160
Yeah, 180 beers in a case.

1933
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,040
Or it might be 108.

1934
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,000
Yeah, some.

1935
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,200
108.

1936
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:18,000
It looks like a 30 pack, but it's just giant.

1937
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,560
Like the Sears Tower of 30 packs.

1938
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:21,480
Wow.

1939
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,320
That's incredible.

1940
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:24,400
Like it's getting worse and worse and worse.

1941
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,240
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1942
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,240
John Little came over the other day.

1943
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,360
It's still in my fridge.

1944
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,960
He came over with two beers.

1945
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,360
One for me, one for him.

1946
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,640
The giant Budweiser is the largest fucking can of beer

1947
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:37,240
I ever saw.

1948
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,560
I'll show you to you when we go down.

1949
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:42,080
I'm thinking, what the fuck, dude?

1950
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:44,200
That is insanity, man.

1951
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,520
It's just like a giant fucking beer.

1952
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,320
You're drunk after one beer.

1953
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:48,820
Yeah.

1954
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,720
I love it.

1955
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:58,440
So if you got a gerbil and it's stuck in your ass,

1956
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,080
call Tom's Free Clinic.

1957
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,240
You got to have a little rhyme.

1958
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,280
If you got a gerbil and he's stuck in your ass,

1959
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,880
we won't ask.

1960
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,200
Maybe something, you know.

1961
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,320
But that was really good.

1962
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:12,560
I don't mean to cut you down.

1963
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,640
I don't mean to cut you down.

1964
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:14,760
That was really good.

1965
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:15,800
It's specialty.

1966
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,040
It shouldn't cut down an improv because it really

1967
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:18,520
doesn't.

1968
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,600
It's not a lot of them, man.

1969
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:45,600
We almost, every time we did it, we were doing it.

1970
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:46,200
Yeah.

1971
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,600
That's just I have heard a bunch of them.

1972
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:48,100
I forgot.

1973
01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:51,160
I'll look into it and I'll let you guys know next time maybe.

1974
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,360
It's nice having a fucking.

1975
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:57,960
Where Mark has a complete fucking nervous breakdown.

1976
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:58,600
Oh yeah.

1977
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:58,840
Yeah.

1978
01:08:58,840 --> 01:08:59,480
Remember that?

1979
01:08:59,480 --> 01:08:59,980
Yeah.

1980
01:08:59,980 --> 01:09:02,080
But that's unfortunately before we had pictures.

1981
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,880
Don't do it in good times.

1982
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,520
It was when he first fucking got.

1983
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,520
Yeah.

1984
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:18,480
And he thought they were going to come and chop his head off.

1985
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,720
We were all going to be killed.

1986
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,720
Right.

1987
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:21,320
The headings.

1988
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:21,920
Don't tell.

1989
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:22,640
He's surprised.

1990
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:25,800
It's like I'm not coming over to your house anymore.

1991
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,800
I'm never going on the show again.

1992
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,640
They know I'm there.

1993
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,200
I'm like, dude, we're not that bad.

1994
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,320
We're just watching shit.

1995
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:32,200
We read online.

1996
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,120
It's all recorded now.

1997
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,880
They're going to go back and use it.

1998
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,240
Anything you think he said now.

1999
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:36,740
Oh yeah.

2000
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:37,240
Yeah.

2001
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:37,720
Yeah.

2002
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:38,800
You said yes.

2003
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:39,980
No.

2004
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:45,980
OK.

2005
01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:46,860
I haven't...

2006
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:50,120
You're the only

2007
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:53,540
yeah I'm going to go back and show my performance.

2008
01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:54,560
You're the only one left now.

2009
01:09:54,560 --> 01:10:04,700
And I'mATHOV- السحد Fuk회 Bunun

2010
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:23,180
you

2011
01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:27,180
It's not.

2012
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:31,180
It's dumb.

2013
01:10:31,180 --> 01:10:39,180
Think of the dumb fucking say yes and especially when you're young.

2014
01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:44,180
Now we everything's for.

2015
01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:47,180
Yeah, but that's fucking ridiculous.

2016
01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:54,180
Everyone can cancel.

2017
01:10:54,180 --> 01:11:02,180
The smallest fucking thing you're canceled for like you'll never get another job.

2018
01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:05,180
You'll never fucking work in Hollywood.

2019
01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:07,180
You hear me kid?

2020
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:08,180
It's terrible.

2021
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:31,180
My friend Johnny's telling me all the time man I can't get my fucking kid to leave you know he's like a 19 year old.

2022
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:38,180
Boy you can't even get the kid to leave his room.

2023
01:11:38,180 --> 01:11:47,180
You got porn you don't even care about pussy yet you know all I was getting laid and getting the fuck out of the house as soon as I could.

2024
01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:55,180
But of course I didn't have a continual stream of porn I don't know I hope to think that I would have still been the same way but maybe I wouldn't.

2025
01:11:55,180 --> 01:12:06,180
I don't know how that would affect you as a kid not to mention when you finally do get a check you're going to think that she wants to do all this freaky fucking weird shit.

2026
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:13,180
Because you're watching such weird shit on pornography that normal people wouldn't really fucking agree to.

2027
01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:16,180
Yeah the 99% of the population doesn't do.

2028
01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:18,180
Yeah exactly.

2029
01:12:18,180 --> 01:12:25,180
And you're puzzled because you're all jaded you're going but why honey?

2030
01:12:25,180 --> 01:12:29,180
Dude you're way out of fucking whack.

2031
01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:30,180
Anyways.

2032
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:32,180
Appreciate you listening watching.

2033
01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:42,180
Yeah I'm going to do a special fucking outro with the long song again just because it's such a special episode.

2034
01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:44,180
Like share subscribe.

2035
01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:45,180
Yes.

2036
01:12:45,180 --> 01:12:47,180
All that jazz.

2037
01:12:47,180 --> 01:12:49,180
Have a great.

2038
01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:50,180
Pray for needles.

2039
01:12:50,180 --> 01:12:51,180
And the gerbils.

2040
01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:52,180
Yeah.

2041
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:54,180
Especially the gerbils.

2042
01:12:54,180 --> 01:12:55,180
Yeah.

2043
01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:56,180
Not those poor gerbils.

2044
01:12:56,180 --> 01:12:57,180
Because they're going to be in trouble.

2045
01:12:57,180 --> 01:12:59,180
I'm not going to play the intro I'll do the outro.

2046
01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:01,180
They're the ones that need the most prayers.

2047
01:13:01,180 --> 01:13:03,180
Have a great evening peace.

2048
01:13:03,180 --> 01:13:04,180
Bad gerbils.

2049
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:21,180
Let me send you the show.