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Welcome to Larry and Neal's show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
Kiki.
I'm Kiki.
How you guys doing today?
And we're Jim.
Do we have you here?
He's here, he hasn't left.
Yeah.
He's a loyal, what do you call it?
Like we said before,
he's more African-American than Kamala Harris.
He keeps the base.
He's got more DNA.
He's keeping it real.
So that's the basement keeper.
Oh, he's a basement and we're.
I just like to show off for the people
that are actually viewing this that,
look at them, I got the fucking,
my wife bought me this.
Fight, fight, fight.
Donald Trump, American hero, t-shirt,
kind of like that shit.
Dude, that was all.
Instant iconic.
It was all fake.
You don't believe that?
It was completely fake.
That's what they're saying.
I know.
That's what the FBI is saying, actually.
Well, they're saying that this guy would.
Well, hopefully they get fined a billion dollars
like Alex Jones.
That ain't gonna happen.
Let's start with Joy Reid.
I just want to take her wigs.
I don't want any money from her.
She can't wear, I want stipulations.
She can't wear a wig anymore.
Was it one of you guys that sent the thing
that said the worst people on TV?
Our name's Sunny Whoopie and Joy.
Yeah.
Well, dude, you see, I was Sunny.
They got rid of one of them.
Well, Sunny and Whoopie, I think two or three of them
aren't getting renewed for next year.
Yeah, I wonder why.
Cause it's spitting hate and rhetoric.
Cause like, who really watches?
You know what, Psyup?
You watch that shit.
Well, a lot of women during the day.
You know what Psyup is killing me right now?
Burning the American flag.
It really is meant to get a visceral reaction out of it.
It is.
Like, that these idiots that they're busing in,
where you can clearly see them getting busted in,
I have this thing from the IDF.
Oh yeah.
The Mossad where they're asking for agitators
for the Capitol building right now and they'll pay.
Nice.
That's why we need to get that screen
so I could show it right now.
How much would they pay?
It depends on.
Cause I'm kind of broke.
It depends on what you look like
and what you're willing to do.
Seriously, that's what it says.
I'd be great because I look like one of those fuckers already.
You dye your hair.
We have to wear a mask and shit.
Yeah.
Well, they already released those people.
So basically this is how I feel about
if you burn the flag.
If you're in my vicinity,
I'ma punch you in the head.
Yeah.
Man, woman, child, baby.
I'd be like, baby, where'd you get that lighter?
And then I kick you in the street.
Kick you in the gut.
I'm an American, baby.
If I could just throw your ass right in the street.
You bleed them out, dude.
And you bleed them out.
Fuck them.
What do you mean?
Kill them on the spot.
Yeah.
That's a little extreme because you'll bury you
under the jail if you do that.
That's what they want.
Well, if we're not facing the questions.
That is what they want, Nato.
I thought there was a fucking law
that you can't burn the flag.
I'm not gonna do it live on camera.
There's not a law that you can't burn.
I thought there was.
I know Trump said,
well, there was a lawyer saying
he wants to make it a felony.
Free speech.
That's it, sir.
I thought it wasn't though.
I thought it was a crime to burn the flag.
Yeah, I thought it was.
I thought so too.
They keep burning the shit out of it though.
I mean, fuck that shit.
I told you.
If I see these people, man, that's crazy.
You know what?
Because I know it's gay and it's a psi-op and shit,
but when I was a little kid,
my dad did two tours in NAMM.
So the flag meant a lot to, you know what I mean?
Well, listen.
We always had a crisp flag every fucking year.
My dad's buddy was in NAMM
and we defaced the flag one time.
Did I tell this story to you?
No, but I don't want to hear this.
We're talking about the flag.
We were kids.
Jesus.
For our punk rock band,
so you don't know about the Arnionists.
We made our band logo.
Our band little logo was very similar to a swastika.
So we drew it on a white circle.
That's what Colvos says, yeah.
Yeah, we drew it on a white circle
and then sewed it into the middle of the American flag
and we would hang that behind our drums.
And our dad's friend came over
and he's like, you guys are really good.
And he came in the basement.
He was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, and he almost grabbed us fucking,
he showed us right there.
Shit on you.
And you guys like, what the fuck?
He's like, get that down right now.
You fucking assholes.
I don't know what you're doing.
And he explained to us and that was the last time we ever,
you know, we were in middle school.
We didn't know shit.
We were dumb kids.
Well, yeah, you're just being punk rock.
Yeah.
And but he told us the meaning of it
and why we shouldn't.
Yeah, we were fucking shy up with the Gulf of Tonka
and then I'll send in these fucking shill men
with to look at that we're gonna put satellite dishes
in Cambodia and we were gonna help them in
and then they snuck in and then that's how it's all started
because it wasn't.
But the majority of people,
they had no idea about Cyahus, any of that shit.
No, back then, no way to get it.
They were all about America first.
Why the fuck are we sending guys
to half a world away to fucking fight some war
that we don't even know anything about?
It's the craziest thing in the world.
We don't know the topography.
We don't know what these people are capable of.
We thought we could just go in there,
the American bully way, bomb the shit out of people,
take their shit and then fucking, you know.
Didn't realize they were in fighting crazy war.
Dacking, how long was it?
10 years maybe?
I don't know right off hand, but all I know is it was
probably the fucking United States,
the people that run it are just the fucking worst.
Fucking, the president of the United States
met with Trump today, fucking Betton, fucking.
That knows you.
That fucking knows you.
He's a fucking, everybody's bowing.
This son of a bitch literally brings his dirty laundry
to the White House.
Isn't it something?
To fucking have them, two cases full of laundry.
Bags full.
The only person that does that
brings two cases full of dirty laundry
for the White House to clean for him.
It's fucked up, man.
Wait a minute, are you being sarcastic?
No, no.
It's serious.
It's a policy that if you're a foreign dignitary
and you show up, they will do your laundry for you.
Kind of like a band on tour.
Some lady says, you guys need your laundry done
and you say yeah.
Well not like a band on tour at all.
This is the White House.
You don't bring, right.
But nobody takes advantage of it.
Well people do.
But this motherfucker took literally two cases full of clothes
for them to fucking do his laundry.
Oh my.
Like extra shit that he would borrow in the air.
Power move, that's all it is.
It's just as shows you I'm the fucking boss.
Which he is the boss.
Kamala Harris, almost $6 million from fucking APAC.
The vice president is getting money from APAC.
She is a fucking foreign dumb agent cunt
that chick couldn't fucking unwrap an orange.
Well here, dude, listen, dude.
She's gonna be the biggest shill out there.
I mean.
Well she already is.
Everybody knows, the only reason they want Kamala
is because we already.
She's easier to control than buying.
Exactly.
Well we already have control of her.
First of all, this transfer of power, this coup d'etat
that was fucking done and nobody's even saying anything
about it, like they just transferred power
and she didn't give it.
It's like okay, you know what?
Fuck you American people.
This is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna completely use the fucking,
the four, what do you call it, a banner of democracy.
And we're just gonna fucking do everything
that's undemocratic.
Yeah, fuck the democratic system.
We're gonna fuck it.
You guys voted for this, this and this.
Guess what?
We're giving you this.
Fuck it, transfer fucking vote.
We don't even know who's gonna be vice president.
Yeah, well we don't even know if this bitch
is gonna be president, if she's gonna be the nominee.
It's still far enough out.
And plus they can't add in multiple ballots
in her swing stage.
Well Obama's already backed her now.
Well you know what?
Oh the greatest thing is I read that America's
greatest power couple, the Obamas.
It's like get the fuck out of here.
The tranny and the fruit.
But this guy was fucking.
To the power bottoms.
This guy was fucking, this guy was,
worked at a thing that if you took,
it would take three years of bombing every single day
as many bombs as Obama dropped out of Afghanistan.
I believe it.
It was crazy.
24 hours shelling for three, for three months.
Three years.
So, dude I was watching Tim Pool.
He had a pretty interesting episode going on.
Talking about.
He's fucking awesome.
Dude, yeah.
Well he knows his shit.
And he really doesn't post anything
unless he's really done his research.
But they were talking about the social security website.
How states are always going through the voter registration
and checking it with social security.
Yeah they had something cute.
Numbers and see, all right this person's deceased.
Checks and bags.
Yeah.
Take them off the registry.
The voter.
Yeah so they can't get a ballot.
They won't get anything sent.
But now they're finding like Texas.
A lot of swing states are having.
Like huge discrepancies.
200, oh like Texas had 200,000 I think in the,
this month of social security like checks.
The same number being used.
But not the same number.
No all different numbers.
But being checked onto the social security website.
Oh so they're just coming up with numbers.
To see if they're able to vote.
Alive, yeah.
Yeah well just on all these.
Anything.
All these fictitious numbers.
Yeah, oh I forget the percentage of numbers
that didn't pop up as valid.
And it's doing the same thing.
It's a big percent.
Same thing in Nevada, Arizona.
It's not just.
And it's like this is like.
It's not just Chicago.
They had all the dead voters vote.
It's everywhere.
But they don't do it in Chicago.
It's a blue state.
But they've had dead voters vote here.
You heard the old county joke.
It's a blue state though.
They can manipulate the numbers.
Yeah and they're still doing it.
But now they're even saying that the federal government
has been adding these social security numbers
to the registry on their own.
Yeah they're.
For the state.
And it's always been.
And it's always in the red states.
Now they're thinking all these illegals
are getting added to the voter registry.
So they can vote.
Videos of them handing them voter registration.
Giving them voter registration.
Signing them up to vote as soon as they come into the country.
They give you an ID, a social security number
and you're registered to vote.
And then they automatically put you towards a blue vote.
In fact, one of their paper.
One of their things when they're filling out
their first paperwork is like a thing to register to vote.
And it's like well what the fuck.
Well they fill them out for them.
Some of them people.
Yeah they don't even fucking.
They're like pre-filled.
Yeah they don't even.
Sign here.
It's like.
The Democrats are fucked too.
Because now they got to change the name on the ballots
that have already filled out.
You know.
Yeah right.
They got to go.
The guy who the printer is making a lot of money.
And another thing too.
It's so like these people.
Think about that.
You have to have a printer.
Because they were bringing ballots
that were just printed.
Yeah.
From a printing press.
With the marks marked in.
Yeah so but what do you call it?
Already printed.
So it's like this thing just goes so fucking deep.
Like.
Yeah.
It's so funny that.
It's disturbing.
We're finally starting to realize that.
Just how corrupt the system is.
In real time.
See having my wife be at Cook County fucking.
Public defender for 30 years.
You realize how deep the corruption goes.
I mean.
Even on the smallest levels.
These fuckers are.
Cutthroat cheater.
Well look at what they did with fucking APAC.
Every single Democratic donor is 100% of elections.
Or that they donated to.
That's crazy.
100% of elections.
That's a damn good record.
Is a fucking number that is never.
I mean and they boldly say this on their website.
Every person we've backed to be a Democrat.
One.
And beat their fucking incumbent.
Or beat the what do you call it.
Their opponent.
Yeah.
And it just keeps on going.
Like the shit we're finding out.
How corrupt the CIA is.
The NSA is.
The fucking social what do you call it.
Secret service.
Yeah.
The problem is all this shit in real time.
How do you really wipe them out.
You can't because then they're gonna do separate factions.
It's gonna turn into like what do you call it.
Like mission impossible.
You gotta shatter the whole system.
And fucking start up again.
But how do you do that.
I don't know.
Well first you gotta just go in there.
Find new IP and charge.
The thing is if you drain the swamp.
The fucking you know what's gonna be at the bottom of there.
A star of David and a menorah.
Gotta get the Jews out.
That's how it starts man.
We mean.
Oh you.
I'm just told you that a pack of people that have Democrats
have been backed by a pack.
What a hundred percent of the shit.
It always boils down to the Jews.
Saying this because I'm disappointed.
This motherfucker is in town right now.
And he takes this guy's doing war crimes.
We're funding his war crimes.
Definitely.
And we're paying his opponent that he's fighting against.
And now it's like I mean they came out.
But it's his opponent that he created.
Well yes he actually came up with Hamas
because he needed to incite more anti-Semitism
and always make sure that the Jews get more funding
so they could just blow it on who knows what.
You know there's no there's no reprieve
to what the hell they're doing.
These people think that they're the chosen one
and they want to take over the world.
And in all reality all they are is they just get these people
in compromising positions with honeypots
and underage girls and do fucked up shit.
And then they got them.
Yeah well nobody ever called them stupid.
Well we watched that video that Ex-Masai agent
where he was like this is what I do.
Do you guys get him fucked up.
But that's the story of every dictator
every government out there that's what they do.
It's easy to do.
It's just people don't even real.
And how stupid do you have to be.
You guys sitting at the fucking bar and his chicks like
hi honey you want a bang and the next thing you know
you're in a fucking hook and run brothel.
Well yeah it's like all right you're some schlep.
And what was the last time a chick came up to you.
I got hot chick asking to bang.
No son this one's interested in you.
It depends on we got depends on well they're just getting
them.
I mean all the time runs whorehouses still.
I mean just like they did in Watergate.
But yeah well these guys know they're being filmed.
They just don't give a shit.
Yeah well that's the whole thing nobody gives a shit.
All I hear is let me tell you guys how much
they don't give a shit.
Do you know about the kill switch.
I tried saying this last time but no one would listen to me.
The Jews have a kill switch to where if they're in dire trouble
dire straits where they're going to be fucked.
Yeah they nuke every body.
Yes they kill every like just an end of the world type thing.
That's what I.
It's just like the football.
But the football is just nuclear destruction.
Well no no no it doesn't.
Yeah the code the president has the football.
Yeah but it doesn't mean they're going to nuke every country
in the world.
The Jews have it set up to where they're going to nuke.
Well everything.
But they're also surrounded by how many countries.
You know the states has two countries.
You know what I mean.
So well you're telling me you say the Jews are going to do
everything.
I mean you're talking about the Middle East.
That's what I'm saying.
There's no.
The way I understood it was the whole world like just not
the whole fucking world.
I don't think they.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
They have.
Yeah.
No but there is a kill switch that they do have that if they
become under a nuclear attack then basically they just launch
all their nukes and predetermined.
It'll just go for it.
You know what I mean.
Just fucking balls out.
Bang.
All of them at once.
First of all fucking we were just talking about this Joe
Biden's older than the country of Israel which is hilarious.
Second of all how old is Israel like 50 70 something years
70 74 I think.
So the whole basis of Israel is I mean they're fucking 2% of
the population maybe 3% of the population and they literally
if you think of every shitty thing that has been done in the
last 50 to 100 years there's a Jew behind it to some extent
the Rothschild's fucking JP Morgan.
Fuck it.
Who's the guy the war.
Who is the tight the tight.
Yeah fucking what do you call it.
I was working at the Titanic.
Himmler was working with these guys with the OSS with the Bank
of International Settlements.
Like what's that Voyager Voyager what.
Space crash shuttle.
Well NASA just means it deceived.
So I mean fuck that whole institution.
Yes.
So that I mean right there is just another indication of how
the Jews are in here and if you look at it looks like a snake
tongue to that signify the fork fork.
Yeah that signifies the devil and shit.
These people they know everybody thinks they don't they'll
fucking just take us out.
They don't need us man.
That's the sad thing like they're just that kill switch says
it all right there.
Yeah it's fucking right.
It goes to show you how little you care about human life.
Like it's it's good.
Give me my back.
Yeah they don't give a shit.
I'm giving my ball.
I'm going home because I don't want to fucking you don't want
to hang out with us and eat gefelta fish.
Fuck you. Take your Yamaha and fucking stuff.
Take your yeah.
Yeah I forgot.
I took Larry's Roach and fucking turned it into the 23 and
me.
He's also Ash Kushner.
I'm fucking sure.
So we are fucking infiltrated.
Why is that Mr. X.
Well the problem.
Oh good.
No no.
Mine's just not.
It's well with like JD Vance.
The next war we're going to have is with Iran.
Well they want Iran.
They've heard everybody starts talking about Iran now.
This is first of all Iran.
This is all.
Fuck it.
Who cares.
This is all planned out predetermined.
All of a sudden you're going to fucking who gives a fuck about
what are they going to be like.
Oh they got weapons of mass destruction.
OK man.
We already fucking played this game.
Yeah.
Nuclear capability.
Yeah I know.
We need to.
Who the fuck cares.
Who the fuck says.
What's the percentage of Iranians.
I mean if Jews are two to three percent.
What.
Doesn't matter.
They have fucking what he called.
They're not in NATO.
So we're backing them.
Yeah.
You know what I mean.
It doesn't matter who to look over doing it.
I'm just stupid fucking crazy.
How many people that are like percentage of the world.
Yeah.
Oh I don't know.
I mean look it up on your phone.
Versions.
Yeah they're not many.
No.
It's got to be the same amount.
But no.
Why the fuck.
Maybe a little bigger.
But yeah.
Why do you want to start another war.
You get this JD Vance guy in there.
And all of a sudden.
It's a serious to deal because JD Vance is backed big time.
Big big time.
Big time.
By what.
By Peter Teal.
Well yeah.
The PayPal mafia.
Yeah.
And these got.
Well and then you know here's the other scary thing is all
the shit these guys are behind with government contracts.
CIA contracts.
Oh yeah.
There's a company called Incutel.
That so basically in the 90s when the CIA fucked up by bringing
Kraken to the country and bringing cocaine in they decided hey you
know what well now we got to go legit.
And if you look up Incutel's website it lays out for you.
It says it has government contracts.
It's run by the CIA.
What is Incutel 9.
The CIA dropped it and then they basically gave it to I don't know if
it Peter Teal somebody that bought it or took it over.
Well they just needed a Patsy.
You know just a straw man to take you know what I mean like oh we started
this but we just decided to give it up.
Yeah.
And what's the other one.
Get the fuck.
We're giving it up.
Yeah Palatine or I can't.
Palatine or Palatine.
We're now this is like this is a major surveillance like this is a major
surveillance state and this is coming from well they back both Democrats and
Republicans but sure still but this is like this is what JD Vance.
Dude you got to play fucking both.
I mean this is why they're prepping JD Vance for the future.
Well does he 39 years old.
Yeah not even.
They want him for two terms after Trump.
Well and this is going to put that surveillance state in.
We're already I mean come on we're already in this surveillance.
I mean we're literally we nowadays we just give them our shit.
I was at fucking.
I was at Dunkin Donuts and they have a sign that says give us your email and
you'll get a free fucking donut.
Yeah.
And I'm like what the fuck people are giving up their shit just for a fucking
I usually I usually give somebody else's email.
Well then you have to have that on your own.
Okay.
Something they don't I don't know if they check it.
No I have.
I have dummy dummy emails you know like I use burner accounts and her porn sites
and man somebody needs to check.
Man this fucking guy.
That's he you know.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
You can't joke about that because you're a white guy.
You're gonna get the secret service down here.
You're talking to a professional.
You think I'd pay for porn.
Of course not.
You just watch through the bushes.
I want my shit free.
But no the fucking surveillance state we all know that that's I mean we literally
give our shit away to these people.
We people are so stupid like I don't I don't have too many.
I have a couple email accounts but it's like I'm not out there signing up for fuck just
giving it away.
I never said to fucking every because what the your data is we always talk about what
your data is worth more than you.
Well here's the thing.
Oh yeah.
If you've ever bought anything online.
First thing they want is your email.
So any little company that has it they're fucking selling that shit off too.
So there are like you can go into the terms and find out if they're selling it.
They'll say like we are not you know selling your fucking yeah OK like I'm going to believe
that that's like the Secret Service telling me that they're competent.
Yeah.
Come on.
We all know those things that they're the government does to make sure that we to keep
us down.
It is crazy the way that they're fucking turning everybody against each other.
Isn't it.
Well these people are in divided pocket baby.
Well yeah but after these people are in the capital and they're like defacing shit and
people know the Liberty Bell.
Yeah.
The replica of the Liberty Bell.
Oh is the replica.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Oh well yeah.
But still either way.
I know it still represents something.
Exactly.
I try to go to the tomb of the unknown soldier.
Let's see what happens bitch.
There's a guy out there with a rifle waiting for you that can shoot anybody that any agitator
now.
And now he'll probably put him in prison for fucking defending it this.
No they released all those.
They released 15 people that attacked the cops the Capitol police cops.
No.
They didn't go to show about how these people care about the police.
They don't.
They well I mean obviously they've released them already.
There's no there's there the way that these people just want fucking not they just want
nothing.
They just want to be able to do what they want and then when shit doesn't go their way they
want to blame it on someone else.
It's like oh the border is crazy but the Republicans won't let us close it.
It's like what are you talking about.
Like do you literally literally hear yourself the amount of lying that is gone in the last
month all the time.
The amount of lying tried to close the border that has been told to our faces or our ears
in the last month is absurd.
You know there's weeks without things happening and there's days that decades happen.
I know I flubbed that a little bit but you get the thing.
Fucking they hide the they hide the little bill that's good and with eight million other
fucking talking about that 40,000 pages and things like that.
That's their big but it's like these assholes can't just do one thing at a time.
No but they do now they have AI programs that scan the bills and they bring everything
out and they bring it all the light.
You can set an algorithm that'll say if it'll pick up key words and then it brings the the
stanzas and the paragraphs out.
So now it's almost gone now.
So now they're going to have to figure out a way to trick that.
Oh no they just do it right in front of our faces.
They have the lying that has been going on.
Like the funny thing is the lady from the secret service they're like hey what's going
on with this.
Oh you got to ask the guy from the FBI.
The guy from the FBI is like hey you got to ask the lady from the secret service.
You know it's like what the fuck you can't answer a fucking question.
You know what I also fucking hate the phrase that they say I can't speak to that.
Motherfucker speak to what?
Tell me what's going on.
No no it's just a lie because they tell you the truth.
The new phrase I can't speak to that.
I plead the fifth.
Why do you plead the fifth?
Because you fucking can't incriminate yourself.
And that's what it all boils down to is that everybody wants to blame everybody else.
Fucking countries a bunch of fucking pussies right now.
And they keep on perpetrating it being like hey it's okay to be a fucking you know a faggot
and it's okay to be a tranny pedo and it's okay what are you doing?
I'm showing our logo.
Okay you already did once though.
So but it's like it's okay to fucking you know go to have drag queen story time and
all this other shit that fucking Kamala Harris is promoting with that with this RuPaul guy.
Oh I know that's ridiculous.
They are coming for the children and they need to be killed.
Yeah.
I'm gonna give you a brighter note here.
When you were talking about the what was that the soldier?
The Jews control everything.
Now did you ever hear about the one soldier that is called the unkillable soldier?
No.
Alright so this is pretty badass.
The guy's name is you know Lieutenant General.
He's a Mexican guy?
No.
Oh we talked about that.
Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Paul Gisling Carton D. Wirt.
Wait what?
Sorry if I.
What the fuck are you reading?
This is the guy who has a whining.
I was watching the documentary.
It's pretty badass.
So this guy he died in 1963 but he was an officer in the British Army.
He was awarded the Victoria Cross highest military declaration awarded for valor.
You know in the face of the enemy.
He served in the Boer War, First World War, Second World War.
He was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip and ear.
He was blinded in his left eye, survived two plane crashes, tunneled out of a prisoner
of war camp and tore off his own fingers when a doctor declined to amputate them.
Then you know.
The answer is to lucky.
Yeah no.
This guy's just a machine.
Describing as a.
Eight finger machine.
Yeah, but describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote frankly, I enjoyed
the war.
Nice.
Well yeah, I mean there are some people that are just bred for that.
That is kick ass.
Let's see is that his picture?
That's his picture right there.
Oh yeah, just what you would think.
Yeah right.
Bad ass motherfucker.
I mean did you hear about the car bomb in Moscow?
No.
Yeah, within the last fucking week.
I heard one in Russia.
I heard it was Moscow.
Yeah, that's Moscow.
They're not Russia, I mean France.
No.
I've lived in that crazy.
There was a fucking bomb, a car bomb in Moscow and they wasn't even on the news.
Like that's news.
Well they don't want to show that in here.
Like they just want to keep pounding the fucking heart.
Bullshit.
With propaganda.
With Kamala Harris and program them like she's greater than fucking sliced brie bread.
Oh just going to say sliced bread.
Cause she ain't fucking.
Not brie though.
First of all, I'm more black than she is.
Definitely I am.
Well yeah, you do look like an Iranian.
Well actually you look like an Iranian when you get tanned.
Dude, did you guys see that thing I said?
Who was that comedian Andrew Schultz?
Did you guys see that thing, his rant about Kamala?
Yeah, well is there nothing wrong with it?
How the fuck all of a sudden does one person get pushed down this pedestal when they're
completely retarded?
This is the age of autism.
The downs are taken over and the retards and the autists are fucking rising the power
right now.
Last week Kamala was bad when Joe was sane supposedly.
And he was old as hell.
Or he wasn't old.
She wasn't old.
Right.
And now all of a sudden this week she's great but also another thing they're doing is saying
oh no, what do you mean?
She wasn't the border czar.
What are you talking about?
After they pounded it into her head for three fucking years.
It's not even pounded.
Well the funny thing is they showed who's crisp and who's shoes.
They showed fucking and actually in writing.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden now they jump to another thing oh Trump's too old but Biden
was fine.
And then they jump to another thing.
Biden's sharp as a term.
JD Vance fucks couches which is like and then they just keep on jumping.
Who do you think who does it?
What's that?
I've never done that.
But what do you call it?
Oh, I was gonna say something.
Throw a warm sock in between the cushions.
They'll pull out bad.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, but the fucking you look at these people that are writing and they're for Palestine
which is the funniest thing in the world.
Like all of a sudden this is the narrative that kids are gonna stick behind is Palestine.
Yeah.
Why?
Yeah.
Just because you the fuck I was like because they're paid.
Well, no, I know that.
But there are a handful of idiots because now Black Lives don't matter anymore.
No.
Palestine's the cool thing.
You know what I mean?
They show these people where they get interviewed.
That's the new great.
What do you hear protest?
Oh, I just came with them.
Like you got a Palestinian flag and a.
My friends were here.
So I came down.
That was a Jamaican flag.
Mm hmm.
Yeah, they have no.
Those look similar.
The clueless.
Oh, there's no way that there's no like what's the answer to all of this because I'm telling
you right now the Jews are behind the whole Palestine the fighting for Palestine because
it creates chaos in the United States.
Moros is a Jew.
And well, yeah, and again, my orcas, you let these people are just letting this happen.
Dude, my orcas has such a punchable face.
Yeah.
Well, nobody has more serious.
And then that guy, dude, I just I just love the dude.
And then the fucking the lady, the president of Mexico is a Jew, which is the create you
want to talk about 90% of the population.
Kathleen.
Yeah, it's like, are you kidding me?
Which is crazy that nobody's like, OK, what nobody's like what?
First of all, where did this lady come from?
Because I try to keep up.
They've never had a woman president.
No, but I try to keep up on the news and it's like, how the fuck do they take another
another one from nowhere?
It's another Obama out of nowhere.
Well, Obama at least had a Senate seat and people.
For what, a month?
No, no, not that long, man.
A couple of years.
It was longer than it was longer than a month.
I mean, a year or two.
Well, yeah, that's a lot longer than a month, but they're not.
They're not experienced in putting places with the Bushes for decades.
Exactly.
Well, his his grandmother was a CIA.
She was a honey pot.
Informant.
Yeah, she was a honey pot.
Yeah.
And at the same time, she helped take over the Indonesian gas and oil over there.
Help throw a coup over there so they can take over with the Indochina.
But we call it these people.
It's so funny.
They're like, oh, well, Obama's going to endorse her.
It's like you are.
I can't believe that these people, these like killers and these people that are like the
best at what they do.
Obama was a guy won a fucking Nobel Peace Prize while he's bombing like seven countries.
I know.
Yeah, it's comical, which is very funny.
How many people he killed?
Yeah.
Innocent while having lunch, you know, children.
Well, we talk about how they took the phone.
They just gave him that prize because it was in vogue and the cool thing to do for them
to make themselves.
And he was the first black president.
Yeah, everything's a fucking sham.
Those things are meaningless.
It's really does.
It's like they gave one to Einstein, right?
So that was his contract when he signed to be president.
Like here's what you're going to get.
It's going to happen on this day.
This is what happens next.
Yeah.
Well, this we plant just like what they did with fucking 911.
Now that everything was already laid out.
They had the countries that they wanted to go after Bush named of the fucking the memo
that they gave him if you can watch this on the Internet and he's laughing.
He's like, we're going to bomb Syria and Libya and we're going to.
And he's like, what the hell?
And he's like, they wanted to do all this.
Yeah.
He's like, I didn't know what to do.
So it's like, yeah, the fucking everybody's just a pawn that stands in front of their
Obama just enjoyed it.
You know, like Biden doesn't know what's going on.
Obama is a smart lad.
He doesn't.
I mean, guys, guys smoking, cracking a limo with a.
Very, very jolly.
Tranny.
Yeah.
I mean, how smart is this guy?
And I don't know.
It's just guys got a weird taste.
Well, it's more than a weird taste.
Hey, you saw that video just now.
That guy was no looker.
Were you?
Yeah.
Were you almost through that?
How long ago did he suck him off?
That's a long.
It was a long time.
He may have been a looker 20 years ago.
It wasn't.
It was a gurney.
That's right.
It wasn't a recent.
No, this was when he was still.
The guy's like watching TV and he's like, oh my God, there's the.
Which is funny.
I mean, like all of a sudden you notice that that's the bathhouse Barry.
No, so now did you guys, did you say a seat to change the subject a little bit about that?
You know, we talked about the shorting the stock last week.
Yeah, nothing anymore.
It's all gone.
But yeah, but how black rock was attached to it now.
It's one of their subsidiaries or something.
So the company was a major role.
Yeah.
I'd say, but they're being investigated by the SEC.
Let's see.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because he's backed by the star of David.
That's a shield.
That's a shield for everybody.
This is not America first anymore.
We have been infiltrated.
We know that we have been infiltrated.
Nobody's doing anything about it.
This motherfucker, Netanyahu is in town right now.
The head Jew in charge.
Okay.
And this guy is literally as we speak, they're fucking bombing these fucking people.
You could see it.
And listen, I don't fucking want any war.
I don't give a shit.
It doesn't do anybody.
I don't even know what they do and all the people out there.
I don't know.
You know, the reason is, is cause it's far away, but when they want to start bringing
them here, then we got a problem.
But I don't, I don't want any, I don't want any of those people here.
Bombermore, I don't care.
Well, yeah, they've turned that shit into a fucking parking lot.
I don't give a fuck, man.
But at the same time, I mean, seriously, what are they contributing to society?
But the whole thing is, is now they have this whole replacement theory.
And so if they fucking get, if they bomb all their shit and they don't have anywhere to
send them, where do they send them?
Other countries?
Well, hopefully it's on a ship that accidentally sinks.
What's that?
Yeah, I mean, that's a ship accidentally sinks.
Oh, why can't they do that?
I mean, they've been doing that shit for decades and now they can't sink a ship anymore.
No, don't put them on planes.
They're fucked.
Hopefully put them on Boeing planes.
That's the only way to get rid of them, right?
Well, here's the thing.
90% of planes, 99% of the planes in the sky are Boeing.
That's sad, but true.
I don't know the numbers.
See, you gotta make sure you get numbers on them.
Yeah, it's one of the newer ones.
Here's one where we, I think we screwed the wing on.
There's no seats in this one.
No, it's not even that they, so what happened with Boeing was they hired all these DEI people
and they got rid of the inspectors and the people signed off on their own work.
So there was no quality control.
So that's why shit was fucking melt.
And here's the thing, that was why.
Why they gave them the paper to sign.
There was lines of oxy.
Well, when everybody was drugged up too, there was like, but here's the other problem too,
was anybody that tried to say, hey man, they're fucking up.
They would get chastised at work and then obviously we know what happens if you're a
Boeing whistleblower.
Well, because you're minorities.
That's right, because you hire some, probably commit suicide or something.
Well, there's multiple companies now that are abandoning their DEI hiring shit, which
is going and it's part of our, they're abandoning it, but they're just changing the name of
it.
Well, they still keep donating to the fucking fund and they keep out doing it.
We're abandoning it for two more years.
We'll try it again in two years to see what happens.
Well, whatever comes in fashion, that's what's going to happen.
With a different name.
No, it's fucking Pride Month.
The thing is, you know, the thing that's in fashion is them perverting the whole system
and making everybody fucking evil, going down the wrong path.
They're not going down the right path.
They're making it okay to be gay.
It's okay to be a tranny.
It's okay to have same sex marriage.
Now they're making it okay to want to lower the age for consent.
I mean, these people are fucking perverts, man.
They got problems in there.
So that's always, that plan is never going to change.
They're always going to try and get at your kids.
Oh yeah, no, that's the fucking thing is, it's like kid rocks.
And they want to pervert the whole world.
I don't care if you're gay.
I don't care if you're trans, you be you.
You do what you want.
Whatever is good for you and whatever you think you want to do, go ahead and do it.
But don't fuck with the kids.
Leave the kids alone.
We're also going to fucking kill you.
Get out of it.
That's how it should be.
Touch kids, fucking die.
God judges.
I remember when I saw Kid Rock the first time and I didn't know who he was and I thought
the little midget guy was a little kid and I'm like, oh my god, it was like, you know,
midnight, it's like midnight or 1230 and the night on a Tuesday and I'm thinking this kid
should be in bed.
Probably should be going to school and they got him out on some tour and but it was that
little midget guy.
Josie.
I thought it was a fucking child.
Because honestly, Kid Rock took care of him.
He gave him a good life.
Yeah, no, it was fucking great, man.
Whatever.
Hey, I want a midget.
If I can fucking have a midget to hang out with the whole time, it's gonna be awesome,
dude.
It'd be great.
Especially if you had one.
The problem is that when we...
Where no one.
When you fucking...
We just gotta find them.
There's one right here in the long, long area.
Yeah.
I could never see her.
I'm telling you where she is after the...
That's our first episode that we did.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, we talked about where this person is and Larry just named everything.
But the problem...
No, we bleeped it out.
No, we didn't.
I think we actually did.
I'm real excited.
I'm gonna have to do it.
No, that's right.
I love that one YouTube video where they're at on Denny's or something and there's a sign
that says short staff.
We are short staffed.
Sorry for the delay.
And he pans over.
There's a little person right there.
And she's gonna give me mother-in-law.
Hell yeah.
Oh.
Lucky I don't put you in a fucking burlap sack.
Take you home.
Oh, I love it.
TGLSD and put you on a chain.
But the media is just gonna keep on perpetuating the things that we don't like.
Everything that goes against God.
That's what they do.
Everything that goes against humanity.
Everything that makes things normal.
They're gonna do the complete opposite.
But that's why they're losing viewers by the dozens every single day.
Fuck it.
Twitter is the number one news app, which is crazy because it's...
The problem is is you can't just have two people on fucking screen talking about bullshit
anymore.
There's so much shit going in an hour show.
There's a hundred things that are going on in that hour.
You know what I mean?
Like...
That show's already outdated by the time it's done.
Yeah, the first five minutes.
As soon as you get through the first five minutes or something else going on.
You know what?
I'm talking about Soros.
Did you guys see that video?
Fucking Jew.
Did you see the video of him grilling a burger?
That wasn't Soros.
Was it Soros?
I thought it was Soros.
Oh, no.
Who was it?
I don't think it was...
It was a guy that...
Some scumbag.
I thought it was Soros.
It was Schumer.
You sure it was Schumer?
Yeah, I think it was Schumer.
Chuck Schumer.
What's the story?
I don't know who it was.
He's grilling a burger.
Yeah, it was Schumer.
He's doing cheese on a burger.
Raw one.
Raw.
I'm like...
This guy's never had a barbecue in his entire life.
His daughter's a dyke.
So that's why they bought the house.
And this was the 4th of July weekend.
And it was his first time barbecuing.
Yeah, it was his first time barbecuing.
Oh, my Lord.
So this guy is like 70 or 60 something years old and he never barbecued.
Jones...
That tells you how American he is.
Oh, dude.
He's fucking posing on him like just out of nowhere.
He's like talking about lizard people and some other shit.
And fucking Chuck Schumer doesn't even know how to cook a burger.
He's like, Sarpin ball burgers with cheese.
My God.
They're coming for your kids.
That's why I love Jones.
He's fucking fancy.
He's like coming for your kids.
He's looking on like a cheese burger out of nowhere.
That's why I love the one where they're like...
But it's the truth.
Like these people have no clue.
I love like the ones where they're like, you go to meet the family.
They're like, all right, be cool today.
And then like, there's like me after one beer.
And he's like, the Jews and the lizard people are taking your children.
They hate this pedophile cultural world.
I love it, dude.
He just goes off.
Dude, he's been yelling at the staff lately and it's my favorite shit.
God damn it, find the clip.
I apologize. I'm not angry.
I know you guys have been working your asses off.
Yeah, I love you guys.
Find the fucking clip.
We're going to move on.
Find it in the next five minutes and he's just all beat red.
God, he's a bath man.
He's entertaining his shit, dude.
Dude, he is.
So entertaining.
That's how I want to get my news.
Yeah, I want to hear some drunk guy yelling.
He was on Tim Dillon.
He's drunk.
He used to be.
Well, he was on Tim Dillon and he was like swigging vodka.
And like, I didn't like put his hand over the camera.
And he like drank too fast.
He's like, oh, die.
Well, he just doesn't care.
He's ripping cigarettes and shit.
Fucking having a heater.
It's very funny.
That was guns.
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Dude, he used this last week.
Well, he used to be a bad drunk.
That's why he kind of.
Oh, he used to be.
You should see him on Rogan's and some fucking Rogan episode.
He's hammered.
Oh, yeah.
And he's a recent like a year ago.
Yeah.
Listen, man, I'm going to tell you right now.
You fucking are that meticulous with government documents and doing that shit.
And all the shit that he's going through.
Yeah, you're mentally going to be a holy fuck.
You know what I mean?
He's not like fucking Rush Limbaugh and fucking Oxy's.
Every one of these guys has got some sort of thing, you know, pussy fucking.
He wakes up every morning like choking the air.
You know?
Seriously.
Oh man, what a burden.
I mean, I'm almost tempted.
I want to move down there.
Like Alex, I'll volunteer.
You don't have to pay me.
What do you want me to do?
I just want to be around you.
Oh man, that's my dream job.
Seriously.
Turn for fucking Jones.
Just get yelled at for no reason.
And he's a good dude.
I know we're totally making light of this.
Yeah.
And we shouldn't.
I mean, listen, you get your news from however you want.
You get your type of news from whoever you want.
I tell people like even when we were telling Big Joe that I watched Jones and he's like,
ah, I'm like, why are you doing that?
He's like, oh, that whole Sandy Hook thing.
Everybody relates back to that.
That's like, you don't even remember Adam Lanz's name.
You think of Adam fucking Alex Jones as your Sandy Hook.
And let me tell you, that is the faking fucking thing ever.
I've read the FEMA reports that they were doing exercises that fucking day.
The school was shut down.
It wasn't even a functioning school.
No fucking bodies.
There's weird shit.
There's another person being videotaped in that video, like an upwind of parents that
was in another shooting video.
Oh yeah.
There's multiple people.
Those are crisis actors.
A lot of the people are actors.
And then what they did was they sent these kids from Sandy Hook to go sing at the Super Bowl,
but they had to sign NDAs and gag orders and so did the NFL.
See, I don't know much about what happened.
Oh man, I've watched multiple documentaries on this shit on BitShoot.
And they show side by sides of the pictures of the kids they say got killed and they do
AI face recognition.
And half of the kids are the same people that were there.
A gag order.
It's like, dude.
And then they came back and there was this guy Wolfgang.
I can't remember his last name.
Wolfie?
And he was like, he was like, we gotta get in a Sandy Hook.
I could talk about this all day long.
This fucking guy was recognized by the country as the top leading analyst and man to help
schools prevent school shootings.
And then when he said like government contracts and shit like that to do the schools.
And when he saw all the discrepancies in Sandy Hook, he started raising questions.
He's like, there's no crime scene photos.
He's like no ambulances.
He's like, Homeland Security had a fucking bill like, you know, those signs on the road
that say speed limit 55 and they flash went through them.
The big ones.
It said, when you please sign in when you come in, like when you come up here and then
he got a FOIA request and he found out Homeland Security paid for that.
He's like, why are you paying for fucking shit like this?
Yeah.
And then it's that the people got paid.
The parents got paid to do this shit and then they sued the government for more money.
So then it came out like these people weren't even married.
Like they didn't have any fucking kids.
Really?
I should have been there.
They fucking when.
Yeah.
Where's my cash?
Well, the thing is also this is when I'm finding the so they showed like this guy's Adam Lanz's
house.
It was like a medical lab.
No garbage, no nothing, no posters, no anything.
Really?
It was a bomb.
It's a crooks kid.
They fucking went to the dude.
No silverware, no plates.
The guy said it was a sterile like a medical place.
Like no bomb making materials.
No.
And we forget about the bombs.
Right.
Like they had nobody talks about that.
He had fucking what do you call it?
C4 that was a I don't know what grade that it but not you know they say medical grade
for the nitrous like military grade military grade C4 that the fucking like what?
How the fuck was it 20 and how old is he?
Oh, he was like 20.
Yes.
150 pounds.
We talked about that ladder and shit.
How are you getting this?
Well, now I heard that he didn't use the ladder and it's a real easy to roof to get up on.
That doesn't make sense because he needed a ladder because the Secret Service said they
used the ladder to get up.
Yeah, but those guys are older.
This kid was a 20 year old kid.
No, every video it was every video we see.
It was over 10th force.
Yeah, but there was a big thing like on the side of the building.
Whatever.
I'm not killing the fucking narrative.
The narrative is not completely different of what the fuck's going on.
But even with Sandy Hook, the guy starts asking questions and then people start coming to
his house like he goes on the road and starts doing shit.
He starts going to they sick.
The school board has a fucking for Sandy Hook has a lawyer that starts like attacking him
and they start blocking his FOIA requests.
There's no crime scene photos.
There's no this.
There's no that.
And this guy's well known throughout the country and the world.
Another, another aspect.
Yeah, very well respected.
Another odd thing about Sandy Hook was that there was a fund for the victims on the internet
like three days before the incident happened.
Yes.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
There's a lot of discrepancies in that case.
It's very like they didn't have no ambulances, no metavacs, the kids that they didn't take
the kids out of the building, the parents couldn't see them for days.
The same thing with 9-11.
Well, all of a sudden five minutes before the plane struck or something, the computers
were taken over for a Deutsche Bank.
Yeah, everything.
The trading was, yeah, we talked about the suicide traders and shit.
All that stuff.
It's like, all right, you know, these guys are getting sloppy.
Well, no, they just keep on playing the same game plan over and over and they think, well,
it works.
It's like when the bears keep running into that wall and then they run the same plane,
it's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah, so he's calling these damn planes.
What do you call it?
They had a, so, and for Sandy Hook, oh, shit, I can't believe, oh, so four days after, what
did they do?
Fucking second amendment bullshit.
They start fucking banning guns.
Oh, yeah, right?
350,000 people lose their guns in Connecticut because they're not registered.
Which is kind of weird.
How do they know that?
And here's the thing, a lot of people in Connecticut and those old revolutionary war towns have
these replicas and antiques and fucking things that can't be registered.
It's been in the family for fucking 300 years.
Well, they don't have serial numbers.
How are you going to register it?
And so they take those guns away and they're collector's items and shit.
Or they sell it.
I'm not even going to be shooting.
Yeah, they sell that shit.
They fucking hand me.
But I mean, that's all they want to do.
They want to take your guns.
They want to make you like fucking Britain, where you know what I mean?
In Venice way.
Yeah, this was George Washington's lighter.
I'll buy it.
Like, what do you call it?
Make fucking tell you that guns are bad and that you shouldn't be able to defend yourself
and then look what's happening in Britain.
Knives.
Everybody gets fucking knifes there because they don't have guns.
Knives are, knife, knife fight, knife wound is always usually way more deadly.
You got a lot more chance of getting killed.
I rather get shot.
Yeah, well, it depends on what kind of a caliber or what.
I'd rather not get shot or stabbed, but it depends.
Your chances are better getting shot.
Yeah.
Typical of survival.
Of survival.
The size caliber it is and where you get shot.
That's it, but it's just like where you get stabbed.
You're going to get stabbed.
You're going to have fucking stab wounds.
You're going to hit fucking organs.
It's going to be rough.
They're going to go, you know, viable places that carotid artery, you know, something,
you're never a life attack is way worse, but at the same time, it's very personal.
If you're going to stab somebody, you know what I mean?
It's not different than shooting a gun and all that's fucking you want to hurt somebody.
Those are crazy videos should sound like there's some rage involved too.
You're usually closer relationship.
Usually no, not at all.
Not the way that's going on.
The stabbers are usually fucked up.
Yeah.
I sent you guys a video of that guy, the vendor where he was bothering his daughter and him
and then the video cuts in the Brazil.
Yeah.
And the video cuts in of the guy stabbing the guy, pull the knife on him and his daughter.
He knew I'm a cut his hand up and shit to balls, but he was stabbing the guy in the
middle of a park and people got up and you know, taping it and then we went over to his
daughter.
You know, watch what I said.
I would.
I would have said there are fucking tax because of my dad, man.
Yeah.
But I mean, it's in our group chats.
I didn't get a chance to fucking look at everything.
Oh, whatever.
I mean, uh, so this is going to be our last episode of the month, right?
So excuse me.
I got to go.
I got to do it because of my.
I wanted to fucking tickets.
Dude.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
You definitely don't have to, you know what?
I ran into an Asian guy at the arts.
My dad asked him, he's like, you gotta have a special license.
Yeah.
You gotta have a special license for that.
He's like, no, under.
I forget how many CCs.
One 25.
Yeah.
He's like, yeah.
He's like 150.
You don't need a license.
Yeah.
So yeah, yeah.
But he's still going to get a ticket for running a stop sign though.
Was it speeding or speeding?
Well, I thought you ran a stop sign too.
Well, she said I did and I said I didn't.
And here's what happened.
There was a landscaping company with a big long trailer behind him and he stopped and
I stopped and then he should have went first, but he had this long truck so he just goes
to me, fuck it, go ahead.
And so I went and she's like, you put that stop sign.
I said, no, I didn't.
I just went before the other guy did because he didn't care.
So I'm going to read my stone notes for the month since it's the last show.
Stone notes?
Yeah.
So what I write down when I'm stoned.
Oh.
I'm a trail mix.
So a Horia for the menorah Kamala.
That one's okay.
Oh, what's this one?
I bet Kim Schuylers or service pistol and the holster under a weighted blanket.
You got to speak up, son.
How many trainees play golf?
All of them.
I don't know.
Kamala Harris is a coozy for dicks.
That's for sure.
That's a good one.
And then I think the CIA trained the stingray that killed Steve Irwin.
I believe that.
Because he was a good dude.
Yeah, dude.
I think that one's okay.
I do it for the whole month or I do.
I'll start reading those at the end of the month.
Why is there always did?
They probably did train a stingray to kill Steve Irwin.
Yeah, because he was actually like 100%.
He could not be bribed.
Yeah, he was a good dude.
You could have bribed that dude.
You don't think so?
No.
I mean, we don't really know all the environment on the planet.
Yeah, I mean, we don't really know if he's compromised.
Maybe he'd sacrifice something.
He'd probably sacrifice a few humans for that.
He'd probably say, do that guy.
You could tell.
We'll kill an alligator if you don't do this or that.
You know, one of the odds is he could stung by a stingray in the heart.
I know, right?
I mean, talk about poetic golf.
There was an electronic fucking probably remote control stingray.
I don't know.
It had to be a trained stingray.
I think they did.
Because dude, seriously, Steve Irwin, dude.
Yeah, he was a good dude.
I think that's why they got rid of him, because the world wants less good dudes.
Yeah, we want more maniacal fucking, you know.
That's why they're letting you live.
It's like the Iron Maiden song.
Only the good die young.
Yeah, yeah.
Billy Joel.
No, that's Iron Maiden.
Iron Maiden.
Yeah, that is Billy Joel too.
Only the good die young.
Well, I don't listen to Billy Joel.
I'm just saying, that's very funny.
You're like, no, that's Iron Maiden.
I think that's one of Billy Joel's most famous songs.
One of them.
It's up there.
Yeah.
I think that's one of Billy Joel's most famous songs.
Yeah.
I think that's one of Billy Joel's most famous songs.
One of them.
Yeah, it's up there.
It's up there.
It's definitely one of his most famous songs.
It's on the radio every time.
Oh, I know about Billy Joel's.
He was banging my girl.
He was?
Yeah.
Who's that?
Christy Brinkley.
Oh, I was going to say he's banging your girl.
Oh, what do you call it?
He was a notorious drunk too.
He was an ass.
He was an asshole.
Yeah, but whatever.
He fucking still knew how to party.
Did he go for Russia and play a, and they wouldn't let him like get great?
I forget what they wouldn't let him do, but he fucking end up doing it anyways.
I love these stories.
Yeah.
This is another great story.
Another Kiki story hour.
Look at him.
I'm going to tell you this story, but I'm not going to tell you any facts.
No, he paid details.
I'm not going to pack it up with any details.
He played the USSR in the 80s.
Yeah.
I forget if they wouldn't let him play a certain song or they wouldn't let him like
get up and dance and like play it like he wanted to.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, there was the fucking fuzz everywhere.
That sounds like some Russian shit.
Yeah.
Back in the 80s.
Yeah.
I mean, some CCCP shit.
That's great.
Well, you know what?
I'll have to, yeah.
If we were smart enough, Russia would be our ally.
They were our ally.
Oh, so you hear about this shit now?
Well, right now I'm talking about it.
Yeah.
We're the Russia.
So Russia, you know, the Arctic, you know, they have such a huge landmass there.
Yeah.
And everything's starting to melt.
And now they have a lot of soil that's never been touched.
So now they're purchasing a shit ton of cattle and they're hiring American farmers to go
over there because they don't get they have no idea what they're doing.
Yeah.
I saw a guy that's over there doing that and he says they take care of them.
Oh, yeah.
So good.
They don't fucking add.
Basically, it's all like natural.
Yeah.
They don't add any pesticides.
None of this bullshit.
They fucking give them a huge plot of land.
All the equipment they need.
They take care of them like royalty.
They get nobody fucks with them.
And the guy, he always says, he's like, it is so he's like, I hate to say it.
He's like, I love being American.
He's like, but this is where it's at.
Yeah.
The government is shutting our farms down.
He's like, that's what happened.
They came to them.
It's amazing.
They came to them after BlackRock tried to buy them out and Bill Gates tried to buy them
out.
And so the funny thing is Russia is doing is spying on these guys.
You know what I mean?
So all of a sudden one day he's like, yeah, it came out of the blue that some guy called
us and he wants to meet with us.
And he's like, come to find out it's the Ruskies and they want us to move my family.
He's got like five kids.
He's like, and he's like, they take care of us.
We don't pay for shit, basically.
Yeah.
He's like, all they do is keep farming.
We're going to give you the people you need.
You fucking just.
They want to, yeah.
They want to start taking the land and start producing for their people.
I mean, we talked about it.
That's pretty dope.
It is very dope because we don't fucking care if they want us to eat this stupid appeal
shit that Bill Gates made.
I would vote for Putin right now.
What's that?
I'd vote for Putin right now.
For what?
For anything.
And he's already runs his own country.
Yeah.
If I needed to vote for him to keep him going, I would.
If I could cast a ballot.
No, it's just going to be who's going to be after Putin.
That's going to be the crazy thing.
1987, Billy Joel became the first US pop star to bring full rock production to the
Soviet Union.
Wow.
July 26th.
Yeah.
And this is where he had 30 years ago.
Billy Joel has a meltdown on stage.
Had a meltdown?
Yeah.
Oh, you got to watch the video.
Oh, he went crazy.
Was this in Russia or about Russia?
In Russia.
About what?
I forgot what it was about.
I'm going to read and see what it was about.
That motherfucker.
So here's what happened.
He had a private plane.
Was it Gorbachev back then?
Probably.
Yeah.
He had a private plane in Liberty DeVito, the drummer.
It was Easter.
He wanted to go home for Easter.
And Billy Joel said, there's no room for you.
And he goes, who?
Liberty DeVito, the drummer.
The drummer of the Billy Joel's band.
And he's like, well, I know there's so many people and there's so many seats on the plane
and I know there's room for you.
You know what?
And he's like, I'm Billy might want to stretch his feet so you can't come out of it.
They're fucking big.
Wow.
But this is a guy that he fucking, dude, I would never do that.
That's just how can you do?
I'd be like, is anybody else need a ride?
Exactly, man.
You say that right now when you're all full of yourself and you're fucking.
Don't matter.
I don't know, man.
Rockstar's notorious for being dicks and pedophiles.
Yeah.
I mean, does it, you think it was Gorbachev?
It was Gorbachev?
Nice.
Yeah.
Fucking good old coffee scene.
He's a dick.
He was a dick to his own band member.
Yeah, that happens all the time.
How do bands break off?
Instrumental in his sounds.
I mean, come on.
It's 30 year fucking rubber.
They all get along and they fucking know.
They did get along though.
That's the thing, man.
He just fucking turned.
He turned into a bitch one day.
That's what happens though.
And you know, didn't have the balls to face the guy.
Did it through like another guy made someone else tell.
Of course.
Yeah, what a cunt.
Billy Joel's a fucking cunt.
We all know that.
I really don't give a fuck about this Joel.
He's a really good looking dude too.
He's a real looker.
His daughter was what he was looking for.
Well, yeah, it's Christie Brinkley's daughter, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
I don't fucking know.
Fucking whoopee.
What time are we at?
Just under an hour.
Shut it down.
Yeah, you're right.
Just under an hour.
I felt it.
No, you did it.
You were looking at your clock.
I didn't know what time we started.
Yeah, he didn't know what time we started.
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Yeah, he was actually there helping Trump out too.
He patched up his ear.
Tom was there.
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Call Tom's Free Clinic.
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Yeah, you'll probably get sickle cell.
Actually, you won't get sickle cell.
She'll suck it right out of you.
Well, no, she's not black, so you're not gonna get it.
I'm gonna suck the sickle cell right out of you.
You'll have to give me a couple cold sores at the same time.
She's a sickle cell queen.
Makes the scene.
Yeah, that's her.
She's a bedover queen.
Montel's main ho.
She was a side peep.
Yeah, she was a side peep.
No, she wasn't a side peep.
Was that Montel's daughter in that picture?
Yeah, it's Montel's daughter.
But on Twitter, they do community notes and the guy wrote, he's like, Montel's daughter
and he's like Montel with his side ho.
And the guy wrote, actually, this is not true.
And the OP, the original poster is vernacular.
Camalo is Montel's main ho.
I mean, come on.
I saw that one.
She fucked around with Willie Brown when he was the mayor of San Francisco.
When he was in his 60s.
And she was the fucking, I mean, and there's also multiple videos of her being a whore.
She was a fucking whore for the Democratic Party.
Everybody wrote her like a fucking bicycle, man.
Well, hey, someone's got to do it.
But then all of a sudden, fucking Willie Brown, fucking, what do you call it?
Put her in a position of the police and then the attorney general and they paid for her
whole fucking campaign.
She was the one with behind the three strike law.
She was the fucking attorney general at this time.
People were going to fucking prison for fucking weed.
And now she wants to come out and people.
How the fuck do people not know this stuff?
How can you vote for somebody that has publicly said they want to get rid of cops?
They want to get rid of the border?
They want to fucking she's a Marxist communist.
Her dad was a Marxist fucking leader.
It's well known.
And the thing about it is all the people that she locked up for the weed and is brutal.
She wants to them.
There's a strain of weed named after her.
She did when she found out she did not react the way she should have.
She acted like she's going on podcasts and she should have been like weed.
She would laugh about it.
Yeah, dude, she had people pass their fucking sentence date, their parole date, held them
free labor for the state to fight fires.
She knew she held back evidence that would prove people.
She is convicted.
She had murderers like until the state force and she would keep them because they would
keep getting paid for that and they needed to meet this quota to get more federal funding.
It's crazy to mount a shit that she did.
And a lot of them are fucking dirtbags.
Keep them.
But the ones that are actually innocent, come on.
If you don't go out there being like, I didn't do this.
Yeah, I'm a champion for this.
All of a sudden, it says on paper she is the first Indian-American fucking attorney general.
Now all of a sudden, she's black.
She's black.
Like the narrative just fucking switches and nobody notices this.
And it's like, I'm a white woman voting for a black lady.
It's like, you are a dummy.
That is what you are.
It's like the one that was pretending she was black.
What was her name?
Dude, what's her name?
Rachel?
Rachel.
Rachel's some brother that was pretending she was black.
Rachel Dolezal.
Yeah, she was more of a picture.
She was a couple years before her time.
She ran the fucking NAACP and was the greatest NAACP and it was the greatest.
People loved her.
She was doing such a big job.
Until they found out she wasn't black.
You know why she was doing such a good job?
But here's the funny thing.
Here's the funny...
Well, she was coming to work on time first.
That should have been her first hip hop.
But she was married to a black guy and then a black kid.
Kamala's married to a Jew, a white guy.
She doesn't even have...
I don't listen.
I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.
I don't trust a broad that don't have kids.
You know, like fucking big Mike, don't trust ya.
Fucking Hillary Clinton, any of your kid that don't trust ya.
Fucking Kamala, don't fucking trust ya.
And that's why it's funny that this whole thing about the cat women, like single cat ladies come out,
they vote for Kamala.
Is that what they said?
Yeah, that's what they're saying now.
That's a big thing.
Makes sense.
And she's fucking Kamala's married to a fucking Jew.
What's that guy's name?
Adam Berg or Edelberg or whatever?
He's a fucking the first...
Dug, Duggy Fresh.
Yeah, Dug, fucking Duggy Minora.
Duggy Minora.
This guy.
Duggy Fresh Minora.
He's fucking, what do you call it?
The vice, I mean, this is how infiltrated they are.
It's like 2% of the fucking population is Jews, but they're all married to them.
They're smart, motherfuckers.
No, they're not smart.
They're all fucking compromised.
That's how they do it.
Well, no money, I agree.
I mean, come on.
She's a fucking just the dumbest of the dumb.
Her IQ is very, it's gotta be fucking low.
It's like we go from non-cognitive Joe to fucking cunt, smite, Kamala.
She talks in circles.
She's a fucking Indian leprechaun.
That's what she is, dude.
She speaks in riddles and shit.
What the fuck is going on?
She's got limericks for you.
She's got all the bosses and wheels go round and round.
I mean, who the fuck?
And people look at this broad and they're like, she's the best.
She's the first female president.
Yeah, okay.
Dude, talk about a slap in the face to all women.
And Democrats.
Well, if she's like the first female president, it's like, oh my god.
Imagine being a Democrat and you'd be like, this is who they picked.
Like this fucking broad that just came out of nowhere.
I got a joke.
So my laptop was fucking running slow.
Oh boy.
So I painted it black because I wanted it to run faster, you know?
Fuck it ended up not working.
So now it doesn't work.
I wanted my laptop to run faster so I could get to a black guy.
You took off.
I painted it black and it ended up just fucking stopped working.
Now it's three-fifths of a computer.
Smooth away.
Did you steal my lighter?
Yeah.
You came over there and I got ready.
I was going to ask for it.
Yeah, do you know what happened to all the lighters that used to be on that thing?
You were talking.
Okay.
All right, let's close it down.
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Don't forget.
Yeah, exactly.
Don't forget that.
We're never going to, we're under their thumb, like the stones say.
That's it.
Oh, man, this thing says low battery.
It should be plugged in.
What the fuck is going on?
All right, let's, okay, thanks for tuning in, everybody.
Peace.
Let me in the show.