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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry. I'm Needles. I'm Kiki.

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And we're really, really glad to be here. Yeah, we are. It's a beautiful day out today.

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It really is. It was gorgeous. It still is.

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I mean, should we just start off by saying, fuck YouTube? Yeah. I mean, bunch of fucking.

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These guys and these guys, we, so

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I don't know if you guys listen to us. We talk about some things that aren't exactly

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you want to talk about the dinner table when you go to Thanksgiving. Is that really peace?

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No, not at all. So we got to not, that's not why they knocked us.

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I know, but I was getting to that point, Larry. Okay. So if you, I'm giving them a back

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story, obviously that they listen, they know what we talk about. Yes. Okay. So now

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fucking these guys give us a fucking another

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ding about the shots. So let's keep it at that.

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Let's not deviate from saying it like that because I think we can get away with that.

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So we actually got a ding even though we talked about Hunter Biden's laptop

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with the pedophilia and little girls, all this

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other crazy shit. And this is what they get, they ding us for.

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So fuck you, YouTube. Even though, you know what, and they screw with our algorithm

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because we get a lot of down roads. A lot of shadow banning going on.

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Well, I know it's not shadow banning, but they remove likes. Well, they remove likes and they

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push you to the bottom so people can't find you. They have to search you out and they have to, it's very

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difficult to find you. Yeah, even when Larry was watching it, I remember

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he kept recording it and his thumbs up kept popping up. Yeah.

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And then they did something. At least six of them during the one episode

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that I watched. And then when I went back to see the likes on the thing and it had one and I'm like,

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wait a minute, I saw a few of them go down right before my eyes. Well, it was

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up for a couple days too. Unless people put a thumbs up and then watch the episode.

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Take it away. But it was up for

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a couple days. So there was like 20 something people watched it. So somebody

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had to report it. It was kind of funny. Like I wonder if somebody reported it because we've

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gotten, well, no, I think it's AI. They just have AI going through it.

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But it would go through it instantaneously though. Remember the other

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episode we had, we loaded it up and the next day it got taken down.

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Wasn't this one, what did this one take? It took a week. It took almost, well, it was

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two weeks ago. It was a couple days because I noticed when I was at work.

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Because there was a skip in the timeline of missing an episode.

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So listen, we do this for fun. We're not going to monetize because I've gotten emails

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about monetizing the podcast and selling

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advertising space and bullshit like that. And there's no way

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we're bending at the knee for advertising. Because we want to keep it real for you guys out there.

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Well, we're doing this for fun. Listening. Yeah, but we also want to be real.

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We don't want to have to watch out words. I mean, I may force you guys into advertising.

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If it's a guy, panty vending machine or something. Yeah, Kiki's going to run a laundry

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service. Just underwear. For college girls.

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Underwear only. Just walking around with them on your head like

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Bane. You know, they did a lapel mic for you. Yeah.

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Which is great. So yeah, so it's crazy that we can't.

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Freedom of speeches. Even though there's, even though it's been proven

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that what's going on in the atmosphere of

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what they've given people, which us three have not taken it.

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And here's the thing now. Here's the thing. You know that the World Health Organization

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they only have your best interest in mind. They do.

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They really do. I don't believe those words came out of your mouth.

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Even if you're joking. I mean, come on. But no, so

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I don't know. We're going to keep on keeping on, you know.

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Kill them all and let God sort them out, right?

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And obviously, we don't care if we're on YouTube or not. It doesn't really matter because

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who the hell wants to look at our ugly mugs anyways. We do this for fun. I train with my boys

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two times a week. We do Krav Maga and then this is what we do for fun.

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You know, so it's like, we are some way. This is our release. Yeah, this is what it is.

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We get more listeners off of YouTube, but it is. We don't.

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Not at all. No, we get more. We get more

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followers that listen to it that aren't on YouTube. There you go.

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That's what you mean. But the few that we do get on YouTube, the 50, whatever

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people between 15 and 50 people each episode

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is 50 more people. Yeah, we even broke a hundred, even though we're getting hundreds of downloads.

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But that's fine though. So thank you for listening. We love you and dealing with our

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bullshit and we're just going to keep on talking shit and do it our way. Hey, today is

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Trump's birthday. Happy birthday, Donald. Is it? Yeah. Whatever.

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He's a Zionist shill. I thought you were going to say he's a vagina.

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Oh, man, also, he's a vagina grabber. No, yeah. Well, yeah. Sometimes you

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got to grab the world by the pussy or whatever. If you, yeah, I mean, we can relate

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to him. Well, yeah, I mean, then you go to jail, but later he already knows that. That's why

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I can't go buy a pool, a public pool or a school. Can I hit that Larry, please?

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You think it was in a hundred yards? Yeah, no. So I mean, I hate

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to rant about that shit. Hey, I got one I thought. Okay, what's

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that? An expression that used to be something that was like sort of

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a compliment, but now it's probably more of a put down.

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What's that? You're gay. Yeah. Like when someone would do

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something cool for you or something nice and you

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hear someone say, oh, yeah, that was mighty white of you.

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Now, right? Now that doesn't quite mean

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the same thing. Yeah, because we're the devil. It's not good to be white. White's are the devil now.

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You know what I mean? It's a bad thing to be white. Isn't it funny though how that changed?

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Well, I mean, people don't even say it anymore. Well, first of all, words are hurting so many

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people nowadays because when people say nigga,

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I almost blended that from words once. But listen,

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so when people say what that chick said and it's like, oh, it's like everybody

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calls each other this. People say it in music, but if a certain race

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says it, you know what I mean? Like all of a sudden now you own this word

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that you tell us that we can't say, get the hell out of here. What are we doing wrong?

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We're not doing anything wrong. And we're going to get into

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and we're going to get in. We're going to do a new segment today about

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Chicago crime, which I find fascinating. Yeah.

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It's just statistics and numbers. But you know what? This country's got a real problem

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and you know what their problem is? The government paying out

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sexual sexual misconduct fines over

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17 million dollars last year. I thought you were going to say black people.

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So flip it.

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That was key. So there's

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I mean, like I said, I mean, I don't know. I don't understand what you think I mean. They don't mean.

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It's not a sexual misconduct. I'm going to get in a fight.

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This is taxpayer money. You're going to get a $10

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I don't know why you got to get to a vulgar all of a sudden. What is the sexual misconduct?

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Well, obviously, I mean, it sounds like he was maybe on that list.

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Yeah, it's like, wait a minute.

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So basically Congress in Congress is 17 million

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sexual misconduct, hush money, fund campaign, finance violations.

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17 million dollars.

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This is to do with the government or the whole. This is in Congress.

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So mass. And they act like Trump's a bad guy because he fucked

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Stormy Daniels. The problem is that they just project people.

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You know what I mean? When you're like, hey, you shouldn't be drinking so much. You're going home.

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Or maybe you don't push your girl when you're going home beating your wife.

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Don't have sex with that dog. Next thing you know.

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So this is like other workers.

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Yeah. So this is against other women. And you know those guys have a couple lunch martinis.

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Oh, yeah. And here's the thing. Some of the old timers that were around before everything had to be so

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politically correct. Are used to slapping a little ass and shit.

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they've been saying they've been saying they've been saying they've been

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slapping. And they've been there since the 40s. Yeah, they've been slapping.

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It's hard to say. I'm going to tell you right now.

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You don't have to adapt and overcome and learn. These people

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are unwilling to learn. Which is the problem. You know what

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they don't care because we're paying for it. And that's exactly why.

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We're just promoting sexual violence in Congress. They probably got deals

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with these chicks. Do sweetie. I'm going to slap your ass in front of everybody.

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You're going to do an extra $10. You're going to you're going to go

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file a charge against them. I don't think it's always. I think it's

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you know what I mean? I think it's behind closed doors. Come and sit in daddy's lap

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and watch this, bro. I'm going to tell you too right now. You don't know how many of these might be fake too.

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Right, right. You know, there's not exactly. It might not be just 100% of doing

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that. You don't need any proof for anything. They're just going to pay them out.

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These rappers are these rock stars who fuck these chicks and then they turn around and say,

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oh, he drugged me and he fucked me and this and that. And it's like, you know,

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every chick they have sex with, they got to be like, oh my God, this bitch is going to

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fucking. Yeah, but at the same time, there's 50 other rock stars

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that have done bad shit. They write about it and talk about it.

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The written word right now, all you have to do is just read

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somebody's book and you're like, man, this guy was a real fucking sicko. And now all of a sudden

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he found God and he's sober and everybody's like, all right. Except the

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sober part. No, that's what happens when you get older though. What's that? You realize how

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much of a degenerate you are. You start feeling. I don't know about that. There's still people that

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live. They'll live by the sword. I start feeling bad. Okay, well, dude, who was that one rapper he used to say he would have to

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after he busted the busted nut in his rubber, he poured Tabasco in it. So the broads couldn't

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like was it a rapper? I thought it was a ball player. It could probably may have been a basketball player.

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But yeah, so you didn't drink it. Well, no, so the broads couldn't take the rubber.

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Yeah, that's a good idea. Well, obviously the guy learned the hard way once

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or he learned from somebody else. That's some real fucking ghetto. That's ghetto

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artificial insemination. That's a little burn. Just don't put on hot

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cheetos. I remember my dad's fucking Vietnam buddy used to tell me when I was a kid, he'd be like

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before you fucking bang a whore, drink a beer so after you're done, you could give a real good hard piss

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and piss out any VD and also before you bang her, dip your finger. I know that was his name.

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Yeah, I know. It's some hard alcohol. Like, fuck or something while your finger banging her and if she's like,

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oh, that means she's got open sores. It's some sadistic stuff right there, man.

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I'm just telling you what the guy told me when I was like mine. I prefer to look at it. Yeah, exactly.

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Make sure there's no open sores. Yeah, but you can't see inside. You're not going to open it up and get it light.

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Well, I'll speckle him with you. If it's on the inside, it's probably on the outside. Oh, yeah, let me tell you.

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That always does. Let me tell you, the bridge of that tunnel is probably covered in speed bumps. Yeah, definitely.

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That's the one that's getting to those. Sometimes you don't notice though.

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You ever see a dental dam to eat box? No. It's like a face mask. We talked about this.

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And then it goes, okay, well, I'm explaining to Kiki. Thanks. So you don't ramp it on the piss?

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No, no, you put it on your mouth and then it's like a tongue rubber. And then you just lick away.

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That's ridiculous. I actually get a great dental dam story. It's not me though.

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Okay, it's your cousin? No, it was a friend. It was a Mexican buddy from high school.

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It's his friend he told me to ask. Well, we were in Vegas and it was funny because he was telling the story.

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He's like, oh, he's eating this broad pussy out and she made me use a dental dam.

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And as I was doing it, I cut her trying to dig through my wallet. She was trying to rip them off.

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Well, that's what they do. Well, that's what they do. Cheese, man. Yeah, I mean, this chick, she's like Vishnu.

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With all the fricking arms and shit, just abandoned all over the place, man.

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I got my, uh, remember my little things from the 1400s in Europe? All my little things.

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What things? Kiki sent me a couple. Those are good. Are you sending him shit now?

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These are good. These are good. Why didn't you read them? Well, because it's his stick.

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He sends it to me. It's his schtick. Okay. The clinking of the glass when they're like, cheers.

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You know why they do that? Like if you notice now they just do it like little taps.

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But in the old days, like if you've ever been to Germany or in the old days, they would smash those fuckers together hard

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and beers spilling all over or whatever. Okay. And they're spilling into each other.

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It was to make sure that the person serving you your drink wasn't poisoning you.

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Wait a second. Wait a second. Your drinks would get intermingled in that way.

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Yeah, cheers. If it was poisoning you, everybody's gonna...

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But you need another beer after that, then. Make it poison you again.

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So you had to smash every single one against each other?

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No, no. So you say cheers and then the beer's...the drink on top spills into everybody else's glass.

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And then that way if there's poison, it goes into everyone's glass.

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What kind of people are these guys hanging out with? What are these orcsists?

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Back in the day? Yeah, that's like, you know, a lot of people...

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How about fucking...a lot of people get poisoned. How about the Romanovs pointed that Rasputin guy?

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They couldn't kill him. You know about Rasputin. You're a college.

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I couldn't understand you. Your moshmouth's slowing down. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

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Yeah, I heard Rasputin. That's it. You got cottonmouth. That's what it is.

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When the Romanovs family of Russia wanted to kill Rasputin and they poisoned him and they were like,

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what the fuck, this guy is not dying. He drank like, you know, a gallon of poison.

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Then finally they shot him through him in a fucking river, a frozen ass river.

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The motherfucker still survived and came out after that. They shot him like nine times.

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So you never know. They might try and poison you. So that is where the cleaning came from.

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Oh, that's what...okay. I mean, get it all in the...

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There's an insomno, but you know where the handshake came from?

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To make sure motherfucker doesn't have a gun in his hand. You walk up and shake hands.

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It's to make sure he doesn't have a weapon at night.

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What about his other hand? Well, okay. I don't know.

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Most people are right handed. That's what I heard. That's what I heard.

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Yeah, well, that's where it comes from. Yeah, and that's why you only shake with your right hand.

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Because most people are right handed, so that's what they're doing.

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You don't shake with your left hand.

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Most people. But that's what's cool.

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Okay. I mean, that was...

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And then the other thing was just some customs difference from the Orientals in us.

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But hey, let's just think about when Putin and Kim Young went to home.

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When they got together and they wouldn't drink anything.

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I think that's when edited though.

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I'm sure they're paranoid as fuck.

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Well, no, but the look they give...

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You know how many people are Russians poison with uranium and shit?

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Yeah, it's proven.

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There was actually that kind of...

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That's like their favorite thing.

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The alvany was poisoned with that.

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Oh yeah, even in London too.

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When I was on tour in Europe, they were poisoned, a spy and his daughter.

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Oh, they were in Europe at that time?

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Yes, and I'm like, holy fuck man.

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Yeah, that's what I was just talking about.

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Yeah, right? I think it was in London.

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They were talking about it on the radio.

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What was it?

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Very amazing.

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And the guy's daughter.

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Yeah.

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And they could tell it was uranium poisoning by the speed and the way that the guy died.

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They could also test their blood.

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They're going to be uranium rich.

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It's not exactly...

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Yeah, it's not exactly...

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Normal.

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Yeah, it's not exactly...

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You don't even got to test the blood.

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I think you just go at it with the fucking...

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Well, you can know...

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When they have radiation poisoning...

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It's obvious.

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The Geiger counter.

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Yeah.

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You just take...

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That's just fake.

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Those guys just tap those together.

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So like if you get a gift...

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Okay, so you get a gift from an Oriental...

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What's that?

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If you get a gift from an Oriental...

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No, man.

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And you say like you're in Japan or Asia, wherever the fuck they live.

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If you get it, you got to just like say, oh, thanks.

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And just put it to the side and don't open it in front of them.

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Because if you open it in front of them, you're considered greedy and impatient.

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Yeah.

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And rude.

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But if you get a gift here and you're with someone and they don't open it in front of you,

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you're like, fuck man.

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You're rude.

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It's kind of rude.

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It's the exact opposite.

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So one time I was in Amsterdam.

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Or no, where was I?

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I was somewhere and someone asked me for a fucking cigarette.

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And I literally had one cigarette left.

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So I just handed him the whole pack.

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And he got all in my face and he's like, that's like the fucking insult to hand someone the last cigarette.

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And I'm like, dude, where I'm from.

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I'm from America.

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I'm like, I'm a Mexican town.

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Giving away your last cigarette is about as fucking cool as you can get.

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And then he was like, sorry, I'm sorry.

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Yeah, first of all, I don't know where I'm at.

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But at first he thought I was trying to start shit with him.

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Yeah.

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You could tell by your accent, first of all, that you're American.

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Maybe he was just wanting to do that to somebody then.

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What, I mean, one of the odds he gets one cigarette left too.

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I mean, come on, really?

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A cigarette like that.

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Dude, here they fucking pick them up off the ground.

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I don't think they really, you know, they don't give a fuck.

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Well, then it's not like that, man.

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That's just a weird thing.

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I mean, I've never heard of the last cigarette being the worst one.

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I don't know where I was exactly.

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No, not the worst one, but it's an insult to give somebody.

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No, it wasn't an insult.

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Yeah, he said it was like that.

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It's worse than all the rest.

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It was like flight words to them.

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I'm like, dude, I'm sorry.

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That's what I would say.

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That's how I would look at it.

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Yeah, I've been finger-bending this thing all night.

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Yeah, here's the cigarette.

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Here, you want a cigarette?

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Yeah, right.

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There you go, buddy.

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But that's what's strange.

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What's that?

304
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No, well, it's strange.

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Other customs and stuff.

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Yeah, customs.

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And I just explained to him, dude, I just gave you my last cigarette,

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even though I had another 10 packs in my fucking backpack, you know,

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we're on tour somewhere.

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This one thing you make sure you have is cigarettes and where's my drugs.

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Yeah, right.

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And that's it.

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And rubbers.

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Oh.

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Yeah, what a rose.

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Fuck, Dad, you don't want to bring that EU shit back here.

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That's it.

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What's that?

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You're really dirty.

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You're right.

321
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You don't want to bring that EU shit back.

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No, I know.

323
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That's why I said it.

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Dude, I'll send it like clones to Europe.

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And that's how I tell my buddy.

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I'm like, man, he's like everybody's doing it out here.

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I'm like, man, you guys are going to get lots of fucking diseases out there.

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You guys don't have shit right now, but you guys are going to have all these

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different cannabis diseases in Europe now that you've never fucking.

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Oh, yeah, because you're bringing it.

331
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I mean, that's why when you bring shit over from customs, they don't,

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they tell you no food, no, no plants, nothing.

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Oh, yeah, all that shit.

334
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Well, like, no.

335
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Well, Dad, so they had all these different fucking diseases out there now

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that they didn't know how to fucking cure and they don't have these fucking,

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you know, I mean, catching them from the weeds.

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Sounds like Bill Gates.

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Sounds like Bill Gates shit.

340
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Yeah, well, no, no.

341
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You know what I mean?

342
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I'm sick though.

343
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No, no, no.

344
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The plants have like plant aids.

345
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Yeah, and they don't understand it and the plants are not indigenous.

346
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Yeah, Fasarium, well, Fasarium.

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That shit that didn't really, they didn't really, even in like the 90s

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growing, you wouldn't get.

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But now that everything is so, everybody, everything's spread out so far

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and everybody trades with everybody.

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And now these plants have, you know, that makes sense, bro.

352
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Got diseases from tomato plant, other different plants.

353
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Yeah, yeah.

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Everybody has everything.

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It's like we got Asian carp and that ball in the beetle.

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Yeah, that's because that's because that's because that's because that Chinese

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shipping and all I'm just saying, you know, and bringing.

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So bring in their suitcase to bring in line to fucking.

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Yolven shit on the plane.

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So I checked this out speaking to bringing shit back from Europe.

361
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So, you know, they're like, do you have any food, fruit plants?

362
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No, just me and I'm like drugs and I'm like, no, I don't have anything.

363
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The guy's looking through my suitcase.

364
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Now when we're on the road, the food is usually so shitty that wherever I can,

365
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I'm stealing bananas and oranges.

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So now my suitcase has like four oranges in it.

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The guy, the guy opens my suitcase, pulls the orange out and looks underneath

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and puts it back in.

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And he's like, okay.

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And I get home and I'm like, hey, dad, do you want an orange from Germany

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or something?

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And he's like, I'm not supposed to fucking have this.

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And I'm like, oh my God, I forgot.

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And I'm like, the guy had this in his fucking hand and he put it back in my suitcase.

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That's how, you know, casual it was.

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He's like, do you have anything?

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I'm like, no, because I'm thinking, you know, I don't have any drugs.

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I'm clean.

379
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I don't fuck.

380
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Yeah, you're thinking you're not perfect.

381
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But I have oranges and shit.

382
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I don't have anything illegal or anything.

383
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But you know, we ate them right away to save the community.

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Yeah.

385
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It's only like two or three oranges.

386
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But I was like, I hope you like the pews too.

387
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I transferred fruit through the garbage.

388
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So that's why we got that shit here.

389
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Well, yeah, because people bring it from Mexico.

390
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When you probably remember this, when you come from South America, they make you walk on some mat

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and get the dirt off and get the, uh, walk through the light, the infrared shit or the blue.

392
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No, UV.

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UV.

394
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Because they'll kill anything.

397
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But yeah, no, yeah, you got to walk on a sticky mat.

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Yeah.

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Because if you bring anything, it knows on your feet.

400
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Like were you on a farm or were you walking?

401
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I don't want any of that disease.

402
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Yeah, you can't transfer that shit.

403
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Well, no, I think, you know, we got, when you get off the plane, they literally put shit down and you're walking.

404
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Well, you know, bananas as we know it are about to be extinct.

405
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Really?

406
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Because all the banana plants in the world, they have, I think it actually is Fasarium.

407
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We're at Fasarium Wilt where it's a soil-borne illness disease.

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And that's it.

409
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And then it takes over the plant and then whenever you cut that plant, clone it, whatever.

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It won't function.

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It'll have it.

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And it spreads so fast.

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And even the soil, it stays in the soil for like 30 years.

414
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Oh, so now what?

415
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Well, well, but if you remember, like when we were like little, little kids, they weren't like the Chiquita bananas we have now.

416
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They were smaller, different types of bananas.

417
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Yeah.

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So now they're probably breeding a new type of banana to start that growing.

419
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It's probably garbage.

420
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Doing the whole thing.

421
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No, it's all GMO shit.

422
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It's all this.

423
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It's just modified from a gene that was a banana at one point and they just try to make it resistant to bugs and pesticides.

424
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Mary's uncle or cousin or something worked on one of the very, very first GMO things.

425
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And some, you know, he's some genius and he works at a university and stuff.

426
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And the first thing they did was a tomato.

427
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That's crazy.

428
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That's not good shit right there, Mary.

429
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No.

430
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And he's like, we just invented, he's like, I got a tomato that will not get rotten.

431
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Yeah, well, that's because that's what I want.

432
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There's so much preservatives.

433
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Oh, no, that was just, you know, the first thing that they noticed.

434
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I know.

435
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There's certain things that even like, you know, they, they, they can say is GMO, you know,

436
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there's certain things that there's science that are splitting and doing shit.

437
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That's what I consider GMO.

438
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Like what the Amish do, they pick the best corn and breed with that stuff.

439
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Technically, that's GMO too, they say.

440
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Well, I mean, where they get their seed crops.

441
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But it's not modified in the lab though.

442
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That's the thing.

443
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It's naturally GMO.

444
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Yeah.

445
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They just cross breed the best, best straight.

446
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Yeah, they're probably the most technically they considered a GMO.

447
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I don't know if they put it under that label.

448
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No, the same reasoning.

449
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GMO Amish, that's a good fucking punk band.

450
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No, but seriously, the Amish people are seriously some kick ass people.

451
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I know they're never going to hear me say this because they would never listen to a podcast.

452
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Maybe there's some kids.

453
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No, what's the two?

454
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The Amish, the menonites.

455
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Menonites.

456
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Menonites.

457
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
They have electricity, don't they?

458
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Yeah, the menonites do, yeah.

459
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Okay.

460
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000
All the menonites out there, fuck, let's raise a bar some day together.

461
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
They can listen to it on a rom spring.

462
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
That's where the young girls take off their hand.

463
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
They're going after the Amish for raw milk right now.

464
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
That's crazy.

465
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Yeah, Amish people are crazy.

466
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Dude, they have the lowest rates of cancer.

467
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
They have the lowest rates of autism.

468
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Autism.

469
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Yeah, like autism.

470
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Autism is the lowest rate of pussies.

471
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
None of them are pussies.

472
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
They all are tough motherfuckers.

473
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
They do have some pitos though.

474
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Yeah, they got a lot.

475
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
They got a lot going on.

476
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000
But yeah, you know like raw milk, if they want to sell it in the store or say anything,

477
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,000
it says it has to be four pets for animal use only.

478
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
It's fucking stupid.

479
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Well, that's the same moniker that they gave the ivermectin, you know, that it was for

480
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
animals.

481
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Forced juice.

482
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Yeah, that's what they do, but that's how they scare you though.

483
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,000
They're like, oh my god, this is what you're doing, the mainstream media just telling you

484
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
bullshit, like you can't believe what's going on.

485
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
This drug won a Nobel Prize.

486
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Yeah, but we're going to hide it.

487
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
But you're an animal.

488
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Yeah, which is and it's been prescribed for years.

489
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,000
I mean, it's not like the least amount of side effects on any drug.

490
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,000
I think India right now is suing the WHO about that.

491
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I was reading an article the other day that they refused to send them it and they were

492
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
holding it back and they were making them.

493
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Well, I'm sure India do they make that shit on their own.

494
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
I'll tell you right now.

495
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,000
I sent you that video that dude sleeping in the Ganges in the Capitol.

496
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Like, the guy was on his dead body.

497
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Like he was on that body patrol.

498
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000
He was floating for like four hours in the camp.

499
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,000
And the guy pulled them out and said, what the fuck buddy, why are you sleeping?

500
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
They were taken up.

501
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,000
I mean, imagine, oh, obviously floating face up.

502
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000
But his whole body, I mean, just as like a dead body, just as fate like mouth was above

503
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000
water, they got a billion people.

504
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
They got a billion people.

505
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Someone always fall on the river.

506
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
He was like dead body patrol.

507
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Why did you wake me?

508
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000
He was going to see if he was dead and push him back out.

509
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
You hit him with a stick.

510
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Yeah, that's how I do it.

511
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
That's how I'd be doing it.

512
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
If I was dead body patrol.

513
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
I mean, think about the diseases that they have.

514
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000
They're pretty crazy.

515
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
It's very, very crazy.

516
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
What are you doing Larry?

517
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
I'm showing our logo.

518
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Thanks Larry.

519
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,000
But yeah, seriously, it's like the amount of disease that they have there.

520
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Like we talk about this, like we watch those street video, the food videos.

521
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
And it's like they're just digging their hand in there.

522
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Feet, toes, armpits.

523
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Every dude got sandals on.

524
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
People are shitting.

525
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000
He mixes with the sandals, puts it back on his foot.

526
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Dude, here's how I, you know, India is basically these guys wake up in the water.

527
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,000
One guy's bathing in the river, waving to his neighbor, the other neighbor's waving back,

528
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
but he's taking a shit in the same room.

529
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Oh yeah, that's pretty great.

530
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
How about the street?

531
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
There was like four guys shitting on the street in a row.

532
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,000
They ever tell you about that video, the documentary I watched about the Romeo's?

533
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:58,000
They were Indian dudes and they would just get a phone book and call numbers to talk to a lady.

534
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
This is a good lady.

535
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Click and they would just keep on calling Romeo dialers.

536
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
That's what they were called.

537
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
It was hilarious.

538
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Dude, that's a good pump name.

539
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Romeo dialers.

540
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
It was very funny.

541
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
And these guys were off the chain.

542
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
They would get so excited.

543
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
They're the hornies.

544
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
They were the bobs.

545
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:28,000
You know what's off the chain is, you know, out of the thousand kids or so that would play with a plastic bag.

546
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:34,000
People get so upset about plastic bags, maybe like only a few dozen would suffocate.

547
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
It's not really a big deal.

548
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
It's fairly fucking safe.

549
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
If you're putting plastic bags in your kids crib because that's what they say on the bag.

550
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I saw a plastic bag the other day.

551
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,000
It said instead of warning, it said welcome to ensure fun.

552
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Give this bag to babies and children.

553
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Is that your joke that you wrote today?

554
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Use this bag in cribs, beds, carriages and plane pens.

555
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
This bag is a toy.

556
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
I couldn't fucking believe it.

557
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I saw a new keyboard and it was in a bag and it said that on the bag.

558
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Please put overhead now.

559
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Are they crazy?

560
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
And then I thought about it. It's really not a big deal.

561
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,000
It is a big deal because you know somebody who used a bag.

562
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
I think he was murdered with a bag.

563
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Yeah, but I don't think it's a big deal if a kid plays with a plastic bag.

564
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
If a kid puts it over his head and suffocates himself, he wasn't meant to be.

565
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
I believe in Darwinism.

566
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000
It's like the warning signs on things.

567
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
You're more likely to get shot.

568
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Sometimes they should be removed.

569
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,000
I think it was an 80s TV show with Sergeant Stadanko from the Cheech and Chong movies.

570
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
He was the father.

571
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
He was a known pato too.

572
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Cheech and Chong?

573
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Stadanko.

574
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
I forget his name.

575
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,000
He did a TV show with an 80s comedian that liked hot rods.

576
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
He was a titus.

577
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
He was the father.

578
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000
There was one episode where he was the father drinking a beer in the chair.

579
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
And the son had a key and he was about to put it in the outlet.

580
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Oh yeah.

581
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
And the mother is like, don't do this.

582
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Let's see what happens.

583
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Wait, wait, wait.

584
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
You're going to do that again, dumbass.

585
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
All the lights come off.

586
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
You won't do that again now, will you, dumbass?

587
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
You got to learn by, you know what I mean?

588
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Like kids stick to the hand over the flame.

589
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
We ain't going to do it again.

590
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
There was another episode too.

591
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
They were sitting on the pier.

592
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
His little kid, he pushes them into the water.

593
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
He said something like, I want to learn to swim.

594
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
He's like, oh yeah?

595
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
He just pushed them into the water.

596
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
And they're like, what are you doing?

597
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
What are you doing?

598
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
He's like, it'll be fine.

599
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
They go, oh shit.

600
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
He grabs it.

601
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
They do that show with babies.

602
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
They throw them into the water.

603
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
They launch them in the water.

604
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
They do it with me?

605
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
They make videos though now.

606
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
They naturally, they just throw a baby in the water.

607
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
And they charge about $1,500 to do it too.

608
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Wait, what do you mean?

609
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
You go to like, swim sites?

610
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Oh, swimming lessons for babies?

611
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
That's a new, that's a killer racket to get in.

612
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Dude, learn.

613
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
This is what we should be doing in the back.

614
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Yeah, okay.

615
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
I mean, this guy can't do by his school.

616
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
I don't want to be teaching lessons.

617
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Dude, you don't have to teach lessons.

618
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Wait, we get young moms over here.

619
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
Okay.

620
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
We'll throw their baby in the pool.

621
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Oh, that's all you gotta do?

622
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Yeah, and babies take care of the rest.

623
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
And then they drown in the pool.

624
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
You're gonna be in the pool.

625
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Yeah.

626
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Why do I get that job?

627
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
I do not agree with that.

628
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
How come I'm the assulter?

629
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
And then baby drowns, who threw him in?

630
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
You guys all point at me.

631
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Yeah, exactly.

632
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
You got a lifeguard.

633
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
We have a mom to do it.

634
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
We're in the pool just in case.

635
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
As long as she's hot.

636
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
And they all have to wear bikinis.

637
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
And they're single.

638
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
And no C-section scars.

639
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Single mom, single hot mom.

640
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Baby swimming teaching.

641
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
And she has to leave her bathing suit after the long time.

642
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Jesus.

643
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
We do laundry on site.

644
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Yeah.

645
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
You can't go in the water though.

646
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Don't worry, we got see through ropes for you to wear while we...

647
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Now that's just wrong Larry.

648
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Yeah, I know.

649
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
You've all stepped over the line.

650
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Yeah. I'm not that disgusting.

651
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Okay.

652
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
He's not over yet.

653
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
I don't know if that's how you want to portray yourself.

654
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
You guys know what a traybouche is?

655
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
A traybouche?

656
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Yeah, it's like a catapult.

657
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
It swings, you know catapult.

658
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
So Israel is launching

659
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
a traybouche

660
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
on the border

661
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
to cut down

662
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
all the foliage

663
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
so they can attack these people.

664
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Oh jeez.

665
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
The IDF in Israel

666
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
is launching, and they're launching

667
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
boulders that are on fire.

668
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Oh, to burn down?

669
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Yeah, to burn everything down.

670
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Rather than just send in

671
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
all of our funding, you know,

672
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
all of these things that we've funded,

673
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
they're going back to archaic ways.

674
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Well, they're not going back to archaic ways.

675
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
They're always having

676
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
archaic weapons.

677
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Yeah, archaic ways.

678
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Boulders on fire? Exactly.

679
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Yeah, I mean, shit. Imagine getting smashed by a flaming boulder.

680
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
I hope they're videotaping that shit.

681
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Yeah, I got it. I'll show you guys how to do it.

682
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Oh yeah. Really? Yeah, that's why I was talking about it.

683
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Which I think is funny because we just

684
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
signed up to give them more money.

685
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Which, you know what? Of course we did.

686
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I mean, how much more money

687
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
do we need to give people?

688
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I think we should stop giving everybody money.

689
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
That's just what I say.

690
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Well, I mean, I think

691
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
the two people sitting next to you on the panel

692
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
and your constituents agree with that statement, right?

693
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Yeah. Okay, so.

694
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
We can't agree with that. We're talking to everybody.

695
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
But at the same time, listen.

696
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Including these kids that are getting their fucking tuition

697
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
and all these handouts

698
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
to all these fucking freeloaders, man.

699
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
I was reading an article that they spent

700
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
$250 million

701
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
on sex

702
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
changes for illegal aliens.

703
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Ha ha ha ha ha.

704
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
What?

705
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
$250 million. And they have their video too.

706
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
I can't remember who the guy was.

707
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
He was like. Next?

708
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
It was at the Gay Pride Parade and this guy was interviewing them

709
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
and they had an interpreter

710
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
to tell the guy, you know, and the dudes

711
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
like, I come over here, they do all the plastic surgery,

712
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
they give me my meds,

713
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
he's like, they give me a place to stay

714
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
all because you're a fucking funook.

715
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Isn't that crazy? It's unbelievable.

716
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Man, it's a lot of funooks coming across the building.

717
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Oh, $250 million.

718
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
And I'm sure it's higher than that.

719
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Well, they're probably charging.

720
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
They're probably charging a million dollars

721
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
to pop to these doctors.

722
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Oh, I thought it was about to flash the camera.

723
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
No, I wanted to show the shirt

724
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
that Jay designed and told us to.

725
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
No, Jay didn't design that.

726
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Ha ha ha ha.

727
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Come on. Be nice.

728
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Oh, don't choose that.

729
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
What do you call it? She's gonna get you.

730
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
We can't even take care of anybody here.

731
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,000
But here you go. You want to turn into a sex offender.

732
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
That's usually what these people are.

733
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Let's get down to brass packs, you know?

734
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I mean, the amount of...

735
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
We talked about this, about how

736
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
with gay people getting, adopting kids.

737
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Yeah.

738
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
And, dude, I was reading the craziest thing

739
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
about, you know, Paul the Paul Walker crash.

740
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Oh, yeah. What's that?

741
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
That he was murdered. Who's Paul Walker?

742
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Was he gonna make a special...

743
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
The most cast and furious movies?

744
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
I've never seen him.

745
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Yeah, I remember when that guy crashed.

746
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Yeah, he did like this humanitarian aid

747
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
and found like all this stuff

748
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
and was gonna start talking about it.

749
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
That's what they say.

750
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Honestly, they say it about it.

751
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I wouldn't fucking doubt it.

752
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
But he said the same thing about Anthony Bourdain.

753
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Chris Cornell.

754
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
The dude from Chester Bedington.

755
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Anthony Bourdain supposedly

756
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
now allegedly fucking

757
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
allegedly supposedly saw

758
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I think was it Adam Schiff

759
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
or was it

760
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
who's the other

761
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Finook that's in Congress.

762
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
One of those top dogs.

763
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
One of those top dogs

764
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
and he ODs some boy

765
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
and

766
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Bourdain happened to be

767
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
staying at a hotel.

768
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Okay, this is all allegedly being.

769
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
And he looks in and sees the OD

770
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
dead kid and they know that

771
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
he knew and they fucking off them.

772
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah, I believe it.

773
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Well, you know Bourdain's wife

774
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
got in trouble for

775
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
like being with a young boy.

776
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Like a 17 year old boy.

777
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
No, I don't think it was his wife.

778
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
I think it was the girl he was dating

779
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
that started the meat or was a hand

780
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
in the Me Too movement.

781
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
So this is what, okay, so here, this is what I know about this.

782
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
So he started dating this chick.

783
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
She's pretty hot chick too.

784
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Yeah, but listen man, the pussies

785
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
were worse.

786
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Yeah, it doesn't matter how hot she was.

787
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Bourdain was dating the hot chick.

788
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Yes, and

789
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
she was like some Italian chick

790
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
and she was in the Me Too movement

791
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
and it came

792
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
fruition, that or not even fruition.

793
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
It was actually true that

794
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
she had sexual relations

795
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
with the kid that she was grooming, a boy

796
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
that was younger than her and she

797
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
paid out and he

798
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
found out about it and people were saying

799
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
that he helped.

800
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Bourdain found out that his wife was dating the young guy.

801
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
It was huge news, like the kid

802
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
was huge.

803
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
I'm sure he didn't mind though, the kid didn't mind.

804
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Well, I got fucking...

805
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
First of all, you never know what's going on.

806
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
You never know what these sickos want to do to children.

807
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

808
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
But if he was just getting the fucking

809
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
banging older chick, hey man.

810
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
But the thing is, is that people are like

811
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
oh, that kid banged that teacher

812
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
and it's like, yeah man, but no.

813
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
He's addicted to pussy.

814
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
No, now that it's on you, you know what I mean?

815
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Like it's kind of like on you.

816
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
I went over from school every day helping my teacher

817
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
would be like, coming over. Exactly.

818
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Yeah, but things were different back then.

819
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Now, got social media. Yeah, they didn't fuck you.

820
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
That's the only difference.

821
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
You don't know that.

822
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
I'm sure it was happening.

823
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Come on, I'm sure. Animal House is based on

824
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
a fucking teacher having sex with this kid.

825
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Animal House was college, these teachers.

826
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I know what I'm just saying, so if it's on

827
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
you would hear a lot maybe about a guy

828
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
teacher being a perv, a fruit cake,

829
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
or wanting to fuck the girls.

830
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
But now you're hearing that

831
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
boys are getting fucked by

832
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
their girl teachers. All the Psyop.

833
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
All the Psyop. And everybody has phones.

834
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
So they could show text messages.

835
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Dude, I'm going back to grade school.

836
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Me too. Oh, Jesus. I need two

837
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
pedos man. Calm.

838
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
I want a teacher. I'm going for the teacher.

839
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Yeah, okay. That's why you're going to grade school.

840
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Why not go to eighth grade?

841
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
That's grade school.

842
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
No, grade school. Yeah.

843
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
What through eighth? Okay.

844
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
K through eighth. K through 10.

845
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I want the young teachers. I don't know what the old one is.

846
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
K through 12. Wait, K through 12.

847
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Yeah, yeah. Jesus.

848
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
You guys would.

849
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Oh my God.

850
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Dude, I had a couple of teachers.

851
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
My math teacher, you know, I was like a freshman

852
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
or sophomore in high school.

853
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
I was fucking hot. And she was probably only like

854
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
21. Yeah, 21, 22

855
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
years old.

856
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Yeah, I would be probably 22. I'd be like, oh my God,

857
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
I couldn't concentrate for fucking

858
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
shit.

859
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Yeah, some of those teachers. Dude, I remember

860
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
all. And even in eighth grade

861
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
dude, our teacher, you know, she'd

862
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
wear tight skirts. You know, right

863
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
above the knee was Catholic school.

864
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
But your cans were massive.

865
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
She couldn't button her shirt up all the way.

866
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Well, I, you could buy bigger

867
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
shirts. Well, I mean, come on.

868
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Not the one she, not the one she, she could button

869
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
her shirt up. She could button her shirt up.

870
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
But all of a sudden, you know, the bell would ring.

871
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Like me and my buddies, we look at each other.

872
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
We'd have to cover our heart on some books

873
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
as we walk out.

874
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Because especially like wearing slacks in

875
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
like Catholic school, they're all fucking

876
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
stiff and everything. It's like, oh man.

877
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
People forget women.

878
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
One time, hey listen,

879
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
in like seventh grade or something, we had

880
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
this teacher with fucking huge rack

881
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
and we found out her home phone number.

882
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
So we called

883
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Jesus.

884
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
And an answer machine goes up.

885
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
So we start saying shit on the answer

886
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
machine. Ah, smart.

887
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
You know, sexual shit.

888
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
This is Larry from

889
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Seventh

890
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Grade.

891
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
So the next day, I want to kiss

892
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
your arm, you know, because he doesn't know

893
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
what's going on. Yeah, okay.

894
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
That's what I said. And until

895
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
the next day, I got called.

896
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Can I see you at the class

897
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Larry? I'm like, oh, why?

898
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
I want to

899
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
play since you forgot about what he did the day

900
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
before like usual. And the teacher's

901
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
like, I know that was you that called my name.

902
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Yeah, because you said your name. No, I don't know what you're talking about.

903
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
No, I didn't. That was a weird

904
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
perverted shit and it hung up.

905
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
With your weird raspy voice that you had.

906
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Breathe in heavy and shit.

907
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
With another kid. She's like, I know

908
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
that was you and so and so. I'm not

909
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
going to say their name because they were a guest on

910
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
this show previously and I don't want

911
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
to. They have a regular life now

912
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
and I don't want to ruin their life but

913
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
so.

914
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
We did get busted.

915
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
We got in trouble but we didn't get in trouble.

916
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
She just fucking kind of took it. You were always a creep.

917
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Well, she didn't tell the principal.

918
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
No, but she kind of

919
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
she knew it was me and she kind of was

920
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
flattered by it. It was me doing the

921
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
she grabs your children talking

922
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
dirty into an answer.

923
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
I mean, come on.

924
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Are you hot for taking? How do you know she was flattered?

925
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
We didn't get in trouble.

926
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Yeah, okay.

927
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
But that's the thing. It was a different time back then.

928
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
That's where they just chalk it up to kids being

929
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
dumb kids.

930
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I mean, it's a bit of a call from a land.

931
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Now, today, yeah, today you would get

932
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
put into a psych ward and

933
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Oh man. Actually, no, they just free you in an hour.

934
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Well, yeah.

935
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
They don't even hold you anymore.

936
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Ten years ago. Ten years ago, they put you in a psych ward.

937
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
And now they just be like, okay,

938
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
dude, that's like that south part of the

939
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
We made this we made this book.

940
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
We were supposed to make these fucking magazines.

941
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
We're in I think I was in fifth

942
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
or fourth grade.

943
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
And I made me and this kid Frankie

944
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Frankie Vogolino and the Southern

945
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Kevin. See what I mean?

946
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Fucking dumbass.

947
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
And maybe it maybe

948
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Jeff was there and fucking

949
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
we made the team. We made the magazine.

950
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
We're supposed to make a couple of ads

951
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
a couple of articles, a couple of different things.

952
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
And the cover we call it

953
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
hang time and show the teacher hanging

954
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
from her back.

955
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
She's controlling

956
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
fucking inside.

957
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
We had

958
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
so funny.

959
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
For prostitution.

960
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
How we were in like

961
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
fourth or fifth grade.

962
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
And we fucking had actual

963
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
actual phone numbers

964
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
written down. Call up, you know,

965
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Susie Johnson.

966
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
We made a fake name

967
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
up finally.

968
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
For that part.

969
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
It was a fucking deviation from the norm.

970
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
It was called hang time.

971
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
There was all these sick articles.

972
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
One of our articles was about the fucking

973
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
this

974
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
it was like when John Wayne Gasey

975
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
shit was going on. So we had this guy that was

976
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
a killer and he was called Lester

977
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Percy and fucking

978
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
and all this shit and fucking

979
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
so we hand this

980
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
thing in and it was very good

981
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
and very, very funny.

982
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Very violent and very

983
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
sexually.

984
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
It wasn't that good. Yeah.

985
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
I'm surprised they didn't know about this.

986
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Well, my parents got called to school

987
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
and so did every other kid in

988
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Bowles. How do you know

989
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
about? I mean, what were you doing in fourth

990
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
grade? How do you know what a prostitute

991
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
is? Yeah. Well, come on.

992
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
You didn't know what a prostitute is.

993
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
You did. You guys knew.

994
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
I mean, I can't remember that far

995
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
back. I mean, my kid asked me what one

996
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
was.

997
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
What grade is he in?

998
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
He's gonna be a fifth. Well, there you go.

999
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
But the internet.

1000
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
You heard somebody say it.

1001
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
We also heard somebody say it.

1002
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Yeah. I mean, maybe it was like

1003
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
maybe it was a prostitute.

1004
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
It might have been a warhouse.

1005
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Warhouse even better.

1006
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Yeah.

1007
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Because you know where they sell the pussy.

1008
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Not just one.

1009
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I mean, yeah, we were looking at nudie mags

1010
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
back in the day. Well, yeah, you do know what.

1011
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It's so fun. We find them in the forest.

1012
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Seriously.

1013
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I am not fucking like. Some other little kid

1014
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
was bringing it back. We used to go riding by the pits

1015
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
and there would just be porno mags there.

1016
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Yeah. Well, we would

1017
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
find them. Or we go to Zebulon and

1018
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
dig in the dumpster.

1019
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Which is

1020
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
a local

1021
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
yank and wank.

1022
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Which is

1023
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
it's still making good business.

1024
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
It's like over 40 years old.

1025
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
It's always hard.

1026
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
It's always hard

1027
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
warming to drive by on Christmas

1028
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
morning and see the parking

1029
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
laugh full.

1030
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Yeah, right?

1031
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
It's for nook months during Father's Day

1032
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
day. Father should get a whole month.

1033
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Shouldn't they?

1034
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Why they got Juneteenth

1035
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
on Father's Day?

1036
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
You know why that is though, right?

1037
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Well, so they got something to celebrate.

1038
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Yeah. Who?

1039
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Black kids. Well, it's funny that

1040
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
it's Father's Day in Juneteenth.

1041
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
That's what I'm saying. The absence of, shall we say.

1042
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Yeah.

1043
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
The most confusing day.

1044
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
The absence of color. The most confusing

1045
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
day on the west side.

1046
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
I don't know about that. It's not very confusing.

1047
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
They ain't here.

1048
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
How confusing is that?

1049
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Confusing is

1050
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
trying to open, do a Rubik's Cube.

1051
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
It's kind of confusing.

1052
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
They definitely know.

1053
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Oh, speaking about that good. That's a good segue

1054
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
into our segment that I did.

1055
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
So I want to do this because

1056
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
this is near and dear to our hearts and close to where

1057
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
we live. So I want to do,

1058
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
we're going to do a crime stat thing in Chicago,

1059
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
which is getting away.

1060
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Sorry. Which is getting out of hand.

1061
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
No, no. Well, so what I want to do is

1062
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I'm going to read to you.

1063
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Okay. 2023

1064
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
total crime stats in Illinois.

1065
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Okay. So

1066
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Illinois or Chicago?

1067
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Well, yes, Chicago I mean. Sorry.

1068
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
You're right. Okay. I apologize.

1069
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Even if they concluded Illinois, there's probably like

1070
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
two murders outside of Chicago in the whole

1071
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
state. You couldn't swing a dead cat without

1072
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
fucking hitting a dead body in Chicago.

1073
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Yeah, exactly.

1074
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
So in 2023

1075
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
there were 617 homicides.

1076
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Okay. So that equates to

1077
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
1.7 a day.

1078
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Those are some illegals because you know those are short.

1079
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Yeah.

1080
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Half a person.

1081
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
We got a tall Vennan's Wayland.

1082
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
He's 0.7.

1083
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Lots of them.

1084
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
There were 2,450

1085
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
shooting in Chicago in one year.

1086
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
That's it?

1087
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
6.7 a day.

1088
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Okay. Every day.

1089
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
6.7 a day. Yeah, that's every day Larry.

1090
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
That's usually what that means.

1091
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
I'm just reiterating mother fuckers.

1092
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
He's like every day.

1093
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Okay.

1094
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
So they confiscated

1095
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
12,452 guns.

1096
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
So

1097
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
now in comparison

1098
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
in 2022 there were 709 homicides.

1099
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
So

1100
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
and that wasn't even the peak because in

1101
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
2021 there was 804.

1102
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Yeah.

1103
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
I mean that is crazy. I didn't do the math on that.

1104
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
They're trying to a few years back.

1105
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
There was a couple of years before we had

1106
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
12,000.

1107
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
We had a few years with 1200.

1108
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I don't know because I looked at all the numbers.

1109
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
How far back did you go?

1110
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
15 years.

1111
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
We got close.

1112
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
But I guarantee like

1113
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
they're talking about all the FBI's own crimes.

1114
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
How about this though?

1115
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
The FBI gets, their crime

1116
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
stats are 44%

1117
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
lower

1118
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
than what the actual stats are.

1119
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Democratic states don't report them anymore.

1120
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
They're going to reach Chicago.

1121
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Chicago, LA,

1122
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Baltimore,

1123
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Detroit,

1124
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
you name it. They don't report it.

1125
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
The murders they kind of have to.

1126
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
The other crimes they're not.

1127
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
So that's so 800 murders.

1128
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
So 804 murders is 2.2 a day.

1129
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
So

1130
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
there were 1,308

1131
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
carjackings.

1132
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
2,000 carjackings

1133
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
is through the fucking sky.

1134
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Well, yeah, so.

1135
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
It's through the roof.

1136
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
It's really amazing.

1137
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Even my fucking beater ass hoop

1138
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
do you fucking ride?

1139
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Well, they want that.

1140
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
That's what they want because they can crash it.

1141
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
They can crash any nice car.

1142
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
They just fucking

1143
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
so there were 2 cops murdered.

1144
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Don't say that dude. I fucking have this beater.

1145
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
So I blend in and don't get carjacked.

1146
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
You don't go to the city.

1147
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
So there were 2 cops murdered also in

1148
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
2023, which is pretty sad.

1149
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Wait, 2 cops? Yeah, 2 cops were murdered.

1150
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
So there were

1151
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
2,888

1152
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
sexual assaults, criminally sexual assaults.

1153
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
11...

1154
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Not counting the ones you did.

1155
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
I beg the differ.

1156
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
11,051

1157
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
robberies.

1158
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
6,221 battery

1159
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
charges. 7,472

1160
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
burglaries.

1161
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
787 thefts.

1162
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Okay.

1163
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Motor vehicle theft. Here you go.

1164
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
29,287

1165
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
That's fucking

1166
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
as big as a city.

1167
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
That's fucking crazy.

1168
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
29,000

1169
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
How is it?

1170
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Wait, wasn't it our mayor that wanted to

1171
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
like sue Hyundai

1172
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
for uh... The Kia Boy.

1173
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Too easy to steal.

1174
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Yeah, it's like are you kidding me?

1175
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
How about you do some police work?

1176
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
How much harder is that?

1177
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
You got the...

1178
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
You got a Kia.

1179
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Oh yeah, yeah.

1180
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
But it's not the model that you can do.

1181
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
But mine is.

1182
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
My fucking 2,000 and

1183
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
fucking 9,000 is going to be jacked.

1184
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
I could punch the column of your car in 5 seconds

1185
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
and hot wire it and get it out of here.

1186
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
It'd be so easy. You got the old school admission lot.

1187
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Well that's not how they steal them.

1188
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
They come up with a gun and say give me your fucking car.

1189
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Well that's car jacking, but this is car theft.

1190
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Oh.

1191
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Jesus man.

1192
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
I'll tell you what. I had to learn.

1193
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Motor vehicle theft.

1194
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
I had my BMW

1195
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
the cylinder.

1196
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Yeah, the cylinder goes bad.

1197
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
All of a sudden it wouldn't turn off, turn on.

1198
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
You know, I turned the key and then I went to YouTube.

1199
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
How to hot wire my BMW.

1200
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Dude, right by your side.

1201
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Oh, seriously, 2 seconds.

1202
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
The leads are right there.

1203
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
I didn't even know it was a minute, but what didn't even

1204
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
have to do with the leads.

1205
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Right behind the cylinder, there was a little orange thing

1206
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
with two leads on it, but there's two screws

1207
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
and orange things.

1208
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
I wasn't going to strip my own car.

1209
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
But I just took the two screws out

1210
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
and then there's a little notch.

1211
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
You just put a screwdriver and turn it.

1212
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
And it turns, starts your car.

1213
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Two screws. All you do is you take the

1214
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
take the plastic shield off.

1215
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Two screws.

1216
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
You drive a ghetto though.

1217
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
You know, but you can put it right back in the car.

1218
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Put the car right back in.

1219
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Put the car, but put the car in place.

1220
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
I would never do that.

1221
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
If you have to.

1222
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
I was able to reset my cylinder.

1223
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
So there were 77,000.

1224
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
I wouldn't have a screwdriver for life.

1225
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
77,223 crimes committed.

1226
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
And I think in 2023,

1227
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
I think those numbers are way,

1228
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
I think they're double.

1229
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
I think they're double at least.

1230
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I would say.

1231
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
So up to June.

1232
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
So 60,000 probably fucking car thefts.

1233
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Oh yeah.

1234
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Think about stuff that goes on reporting.

1235
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
You don't even mean people that refuse treatment.

1236
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Right.

1237
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Think about that. How many crimes?

1238
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
60,000?

1239
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
77,523.

1240
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
So how many is that a day?

1241
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Okay.

1242
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
That's a good question.

1243
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
We need a Stephen Hawking type.

1244
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
I got to calculate.

1245
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
That's a 2,000 crimes a day.

1246
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
That's like 2,000 crimes a day.

1247
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
What do you call it?

1248
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
But at the same time.

1249
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Oh shit man, that's crazy.

1250
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
The numbers are going up already.

1251
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
212 a day.

1252
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I was off by zero.

1253
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
But that's still crazy.

1254
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
212 a day.

1255
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
But that seems low almost.

1256
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
That's just Chicago.

1257
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
But now here I want to read you a grade.

1258
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
So that's how you know that the numbers are higher.

1259
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Oh yeah.

1260
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Talking about kids getting their bikes stolen.

1261
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
And people getting the shit kicked out.

1262
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
It's also suppressed.

1263
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
It's fucking all the shoplifting going on.

1264
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Man, there's millions of crimes.

1265
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Alright, so listen to this though.

1266
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
This summarizes

1267
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
what I was, this is how I wanted to get back

1268
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
to what I was reading.

1269
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Alright professor.

1270
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Alright.

1271
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Don't see you doing any work over there.

1272
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
I'm not.

1273
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
I am the professor.

1274
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
That's it mother fucker.

1275
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
So America is still very much a

1276
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
tale of two or more cities.

1277
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
For example, 2020 to be the homicide rate in Chicago.

1278
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
One of the most segregated cities

1279
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
in the country.

1280
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
In parentheses.

1281
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
This is the national crime lab

1282
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Chicago from the University of Chicago.

1283
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
They put the numbers out.

1284
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
So they're already saying race.

1285
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
They've already interjected race into this.

1286
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
With no one asking.

1287
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
No one told you to put that in there.

1288
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Why did you put that?

1289
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
You could have skipped that whole part.

1290
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
One of the most segregated cities in the country

1291
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
was 20 times higher

1292
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
for black residents than it was

1293
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
for white residents.

1294
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Gee, I was under wall.

1295
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
And this is but at the same time

1296
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
if you just read that to a normal person

1297
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
that you knew from California, they're like, oh Chicago's bad.

1298
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
But if I took out that racist part

1299
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
they would be like, oh well we know what's,

1300
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
you know what I mean, we can tell where the crime rate is.

1301
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
We've got that much white on white crime going on.

1302
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
So basically

1303
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
I'm gonna

1304
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
I'm gonna hear, go ahead.

1305
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
It goes in and says there's still

1306
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
still much work to do.

1307
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Chicago is very racially segregated

1308
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
and the safety gap between

1309
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Chicago's black and white residents persist.

1310
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Okay.

1311
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
And then it goes on to give these numbers.

1312
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
The safety gap is shrinking from its high water

1313
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
mark in 2021 where the homicide

1314
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
rate for black residents was 40

1315
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
times that for white residents.

1316
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
But it was a problem.

1317
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
So where do you think, okay, so I have a map

1318
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
of where all these shootings are at.

1319
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
I'm being serious.

1320
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
You can go west side, south side.

1321
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
You can literally see it start

1322
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
at First Avenue

1323
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
and go down to Central.

1324
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
You know what I mean, and go

1325
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
off the highway a little bit and then go

1326
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
down to the south side.

1327
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
When I was a kid driving to Kameski,

1328
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
like, I didn't know where we were

1329
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
but all of a sudden, I'm like, all right,

1330
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
starting to smell like piss out.

1331
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
I know we're getting the shitty air.

1332
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Once you get to 294 over there and start transitioning.

1333
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
So that's hot and heal.

1334
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
I remember I was like pissed.

1335
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
So then I could hear the buckets being played.

1336
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Yeah, we went down to Kameski once

1337
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
and I was a little kid

1338
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
and I'll never forget that they had

1339
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
first time I seen bulletproof glass

1340
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
in a restaurant.

1341
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
And they had a bulletproof glass lazy

1342
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Susan.

1343
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
And it was a Harold's Chicken.

1344
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
It was right across the street from Kameski.

1345
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Yeah, yeah.

1346
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Horses walking around.

1347
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
It was the craziest day I've ever seen.

1348
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Was it daytime or nighttime?

1349
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
It was during the day.

1350
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
And we wouldn't go there at night.

1351
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
We played a show across from Kameski.

1352
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
You played a show. I was like nine.

1353
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
But I said a bad thing about the socks

1354
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
and they almost dragged me outside

1355
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
and beat the fuck out of me.

1356
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
I'm like, I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding.

1357
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I'm only nine.

1358
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
No, I was in the band and they were going to kill me.

1359
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
No, I was nine.

1360
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Yeah, he was nine.

1361
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
So you realized that it wasn't as nice

1362
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
as where you lived.

1363
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Well, yeah, the city.

1364
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
You lived in the city. You were from the city.

1365
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
What you knew about the city.

1366
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
But it didn't smell like piss where I lived.

1367
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Even though I did live on the west side.

1368
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
But see, I was a long time ago.

1369
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I remember going to Blackhawk.

1370
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Like my dad taking us to Blackhawk.

1371
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Yeah, we go to the barn all the time.

1372
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
United Center wasn't called United Center back then.

1373
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
But there'd always be a black guy when you're parking.

1374
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
United Center, wait.

1375
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Oh, the stadium?

1376
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Yeah. The Chicago stadium.

1377
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Yeah, Chicago stadium.

1378
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
I remember there'd always be a black guy

1379
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
and my dad would be like, I'm Madison.

1380
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
I'll give you five bucks if you watch my

1381
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
comments. Oh, yeah.

1382
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Because if you don't give him five bucks,

1383
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
he's going to break into your car.

1384
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
So you pay him.

1385
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
I remember my dad doing that too as a kid.

1386
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
I'm like, why the fuck did you give that kid money?

1387
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
He's like, because I don't want my windows broken.

1388
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
I was like, oh, I get it.

1389
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
But sometimes you don't get lucky though.

1390
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Take the five bucks and go buy a vial.

1391
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
No, you know, back in the day,

1392
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
it would be some little fucking kid.

1393
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Yeah, I don't know, man.

1394
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
It was pre fucking everybody

1395
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
walking around with guns.

1396
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Even though they're nine years old.

1397
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
But they already know the routine.

1398
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
It was a rough area right there at that point.

1399
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
They cleaned it up right now.

1400
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
They cleaned it up.

1401
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
They did. Mario lived right there.

1402
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Were you there for vinegar puss?

1403
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
I was just laughing.

1404
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
I was about to bring it out.

1405
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
You talked about vinegar puss.

1406
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
It's always a good story.

1407
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
RIP Buttersticks Bob.

1408
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Man, he lived at the armpit of Maple Street.

1409
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
He lived an armpit of a life.

1410
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Right down from Pirate Cove.

1411
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
That's just such a great story.

1412
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
What the hell, man?

1413
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Who's truck were we in?

1414
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Was it Ron?

1415
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Okay, you guys remember when I said

1416
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
and then my friend called me

1417
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
with his number and it was someone different

1418
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
and all that.

1419
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
That's how many times you've told the story.

1420
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
So let's not go there again.

1421
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
What are you talking about?

1422
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
On the pod? He doesn't remember.

1423
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
You told vinegar puss on the pod?

1424
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
I think we did. No, we haven't.

1425
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Okay, what's the story then?

1426
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
My story after you tell this story

1427
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
is, hey, one time

1428
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
Lehman was fucking calling me

1429
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
and I thought...

1430
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
But I always tell it right after you tell this story.

1431
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
I don't know if we told it.

1432
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
We may have told it.

1433
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
I mean, you're really arguing with us about telling the story.

1434
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
No, I'm just saying.

1435
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
We've never told the story

1436
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
because Kiki and I just remember it.

1437
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Well, it's even already said.

1438
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
So we went downtown.

1439
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
We went downtown.

1440
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
We told the story.

1441
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
They go downtown and some...

1442
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Okay, it's you, Kiki,

1443
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
Lehman, and Fux.

1444
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Was John there? No.

1445
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Okay, so they pick up some whore.

1446
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
Okay, then we did tell the story.

1447
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
I don't think we told it on the podcast.

1448
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
So pussy fucking smelt so bad.

1449
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Yeah, I don't think this guy doesn't do it.

1450
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
Everybody fucked that up.

1451
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Okay, so he's gonna keep on doing it.

1452
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
All right, well, now we're done.

1453
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
So the story's over. Thanks, Larry.

1454
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
You got your moment, Larry.

1455
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
I'm Larry.

1456
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Watch the piggy eat.

1457
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Watch the piggy eat.

1458
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
The fuck we had to do.

1459
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
I love it.

1460
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
I don't know if he's any...

1461
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Because he's a glutton. He just wants to take it all.

1462
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
No, I'm just saying...

1463
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
We did say it on the podcast.

1464
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Hey, no stomping. I can hear it to the mic.

1465
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
I'm sorry.

1466
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Whatever.

1467
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
You fucking shamass.

1468
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I'm done with the story.

1469
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,000
A Lehman 8 or 2, and it smelled like fucking garbage truck.

1470
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
It wasn't even... It was worse than the fish fry, bitch.

1471
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
It definitely was.

1472
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Yeah, Lehman was the only one...

1473
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
The one that kept turning her seat on in the fucking car.

1474
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Oh, yeah.

1475
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
He kept turning it off, and she's like, oh.

1476
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
That's a different story.

1477
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Well, no, yeah, Lehman...

1478
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Well, Lehman was knee-deep in that stuff.

1479
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
And she's like, well, that's temp.

1480
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
First of all, he wasn't even...

1481
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,000
She pulled her pants down, and it cleared out.

1482
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
I mean...

1483
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
I think we all ran out.

1484
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Like a clan meeting at a Juneteenth festival.

1485
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Everybody just poured out.

1486
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Scattered. Oh, man.

1487
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
It wasn't good.

1488
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
And yeah, one person was pissed about his car.

1489
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Because it stung.

1490
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,000
That fucking stench probably took a long time to get out of there.

1491
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
I don't know. I don't think she sat on the seat.

1492
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
You know what I mean?

1493
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Yeah, but still...

1494
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
It could just permeate the fucking roof even.

1495
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,000
No, it was not like she was stewing in there all day.

1496
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Shit, man, you never know.

1497
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
I do know. She was in there for like 30 minutes.

1498
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
That shit could fucking...

1499
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
We drove home with the windows down.

1500
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Yeah, her juice has got in there.

1501
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Yeah, Lehman was happy.

1502
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
He was a happy camper.

1503
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
He's like, I don't know what you guys were fussing about.

1504
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
And then he dynamades.

1505
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Yeah, he's like, I don't know what you guys were fussing about.

1506
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
I don't know what you guys were fussing about.

1507
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Fussing?

1508
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Fussing about the part where I couldn't breathe.

1509
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
I like how she was just all cold.

1510
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Street walker too.

1511
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
So next time I'll be a little more fresh for you boys.

1512
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Yeah, like we're coming back.

1513
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
What's your numbers, ladies?

1514
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Yeah, let me tell you. We do not get punch cards for that thing.

1515
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Yeah, I was so bad.

1516
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Five, six, and then the next one's free.

1517
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Yeah.

1518
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Oh, man.

1519
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
That is horrible.

1520
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
It definitely is.

1521
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
You know what? Yeah, she needs a visit to Tom's free clinic.

1522
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Well, Tom's could take care of her fucking really, really...

1523
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
No, he couldn't.

1524
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
No. I think this would be one Tom puts down.

1525
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
You gotta be...

1526
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I mean, you gotta dip her toes first.

1527
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Tom's in the neighborhood where probably that girl wouldn't want to...

1528
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
She doesn't... She can't walk there.

1529
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
It's too far.

1530
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Oh, that's the problem. She was walking. That's why.

1531
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
She had those walking blues.

1532
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
You know what I mean?

1533
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
She had the bunions going.

1534
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
He doesn't have like a food truck or like a mobile.

1535
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
That would be a good idea, you know?

1536
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Yeah.

1537
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
I think Tom has a DUI though.

1538
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
He could fix cars but he can't drive on them.

1539
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
Damn.

1540
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:38,000
No, but obviously Tom himself wouldn't be driving the car.

1541
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
He'd have to drive.

1542
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Somebody else, yeah. He'd be working on the back.

1543
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
Yeah.

1544
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
They'd have to have vinegar pesto.

1545
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
They'd have to have one of those exhaust attachments.

1546
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Put it in her puss.

1547
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
So the stench goes right off the back of the van.

1548
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Van and shit.

1549
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
We're exhausted this shit out of here.

1550
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Man, I'll never forget that.

1551
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
That's horrible. I really don't.

1552
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
I could almost taste it.

1553
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
No.

1554
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
It was bad.

1555
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
What the fuck?

1556
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
No, I was more worried for butter sticks.

1557
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
I was like, dude, what are you doing, man?

1558
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Don't even touch me.

1559
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Everybody pleaded with me.

1560
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
How much was it? Like a dollar?

1561
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
I don't remember the exchange rate.

1562
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
She may have paid him.

1563
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
I do not remember if any money was...

1564
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
Yeah, he may have traded a sandwich or something.

1565
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
That's a...

1566
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Sounds like she was hiding a hoagie or a smell bite.

1567
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Oh, man.

1568
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Yeah, she had a filet of fish in there.

1569
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
No, dude, that was...

1570
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
What time is it?

1571
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
It's time to say...

1572
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
I want to say thank you for everyone tuning in.

1573
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
What's the time, though? I want to know.

1574
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Motherfucker, it's an hour and two minutes and 48 seconds.

1575
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Nice.

1576
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
And I want to thank Tom Sree Clinic,

1577
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Automotive and Veterinarian Services

1578
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
for supplying our studio time

1579
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
and taking care of that thing I had going on.

1580
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
Oh, t-shirts, too.

1581
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
And I got my...

1582
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
I got my...

1583
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
We got our t-shirts.

1584
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
This is the

1585
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
mascot t-shirt.

1586
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
We'll call it for now.

1587
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
If you order it, you'll get a different one.

1588
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
We'll make sure of it.

1589
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
And we got to fuck around

1590
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
and find out t-shirt.

1591
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
With our boys' dad on it, hunting rabbits

1592
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
and squirrels and his daughters backyard,

1593
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
keeping them out of the garden.

1594
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Not to mention that we also got Larry and Needle's

1595
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
logo t-shirts. Casey Anthony.

1596
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Casey Anthony t-shirts.

1597
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
And all this shit is free.

1598
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
I don't know about free.

1599
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
It's so easy when he says free when I'm paying for it.

1600
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
They're all free.

1601
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
Don't worry about it.

1602
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Just send me your address.

1603
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
We're not trying to sell shit on YouTube.

1604
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
We're not trying to sell shit on the internet.

1605
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
You go to our Twitter page.

1606
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah, just email us.

1607
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
You don't have to go to YouTube, bro.

1608
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
No, I'm just saying, though.

1609
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
It's like a fucking...

1610
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Man, you're in those feet, man.

1611
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
And he's harping a wolf hoof.

1612
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
You know what?

1613
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Those things are disgusting, please.

1614
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Dude, my feet are all right.

1615
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
My nails are a little fucked up.

1616
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
I stubbed my toe and my nail off.

1617
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
Disgusting, whatever.

1618
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
All right, it's disgusting.

1619
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
You need to go to times.

1620
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000
If your friend gets a hoe,

1621
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
and it smells like a rinked toe,

1622
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
and we're all in times where he's clean.

1623
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
There we go.

1624
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
All right, that's it.

1625
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
If you enjoyed this video,

1626
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
like, follow, subscribe.

1627
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Larry's gonna take us out.

1628
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Don't yell at YouTube.

1629
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Yeah, leave some bad comments.

1630
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Yeah, those are the kind we get.

1631
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Yeah, those are the kind we get.

1632
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Please don't be nice.

1633
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Yeah, we'll know some of them.

1634
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
What the fuck are my headphones?

1635
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
All right.

1636
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Here we go.

1637
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Now here's the outro music people.

1638
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
I hope you have a wonderful evening.

1639
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
We really do appreciate you.

1640
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Happy Father's Day.

1641
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Happy Father's Day.

1642
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Unless you're gay.

1643
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
If you're a fanok, fuck off.

1644
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Also, well, they still have fathers.

1645
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
No, but they're not gonna have fathers.

1646
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
They're not gonna be a father.

1647
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Also, happy Father's Day to Trump,

1648
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
and Trump's kids, Don Jr. and Eric.

1649
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
All right, let's go.

1650
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Hey, now, seriously,

1651
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
because you're fucking...

1652
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
It's birthday today.

1653
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Oh, motherfucker.

1654
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
All right, here's our music.

1655
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Have a great night, everybody. Peace.

1656
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Peace.