time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry. Needles is doing some adjustments on the fly.
Adjusting the camera. We got Jay with us today.
I don't mean any disrespect. The baddest bitch I know.
In the holes. No, after Casey Anthony and Jody Arias.
I've never killed anybody.
Which is a great-
Wait, who's Jody Arias?
That's the one who shot her boyfriend and stabbed him.
I've never killed anybody.
Not yet.
She lived in Arizona.
Yeah, she was fucking hot.
You can actually see butthole pictures on the internet.
Oh, right.
Welcome to the show.
Where's my notebook?
You're gonna write down stuff for the SEC?
You're gonna report us?
No, so I know when to pull off your slide.
Oh, thank you.
I'll give you a shoot.
My new fizzle.
So I would like to start off right off the bat saying,
thank you to God for literally pissing on the gay pride parade
in my town and saving the children for one day from that horrible,
horrible, horrible shit that's going on right now.
Because the gay pride parade was on last Saturday and it poured.
And it shut it down and the footooks aren't happy.
And now they're telling the city they won another day and the city's like,
piss off.
Like we could give you one day and that's it.
So thank you, God.
I know some of them were probably on their knees,
opening their mouths, taking the rain in like they usually do
because they're heathens and sodomites and godless souls.
But, you know, one day to time, we'll see what happens.
That's not true.
No, no, I didn't say that.
To God, gayness is an abomination.
Jay, it's an abomination in God's eyes.
It says in the Bible.
You're supposed to hate the sin, not the sinner.
And like, I don't hate the sinner.
That's true, but some people are born gay, you guys.
Like I said, well, we're not.
I know, I look at needles.
We don't just find bones in the ground.
It's either man or a woman.
I'm going to go with that, you know what I mean?
My favorite quote still is when that guy was talking about it on the internet.
And he's like, oh, gay guys must be stoned.
He's like, oh, I didn't know you need to smoke weed before you have BotSex.
And the guy got so mad, he was like, that's not how it is.
That's not the interpretation you need.
He's like, that's my interpretation.
Don't worry about it.
Sounds about right.
It's very funny.
So shout out to that guy for making me laugh.
So, okay, so next.
Oh, man, here we go.
Next topic.
Okay, yeah.
Just like everybody that comes on.
So, Jay.
I have gay people that I love.
So this is not.
So, Jay, you knew that we're going to get viewers possibly on YouTube
and that's what you fucking chose to watch.
Yeah, that's your hill to die on?
The Fanook.
What the fuck is wrong with what I wear?
Fanook Hill.
I can't hear you.
Oh, he's talking about what you're wearing.
What are you talking about?
So shout out to menorah Matt on the internet for calling me an anti-semite for last week.
And I was like, thank you, bro.
What the hell are you talking about?
No.
Who's menorah Matt?
This guy on the internet that called me an anti-semite.
He did?
And I was like, thank you very much, bro.
I appreciate it.
Now, being an anti-semite, that's when you like Jews, right?
Yeah.
No.
Oh, shit.
That's when you don't like Jews.
That's why the Aryan Brotherhood sent me a DM.
That's a joke.
I'm not an anti-semite.
I'm just joking.
We know that.
And I promised him that I won't talk about the Jews today.
Nobody on the Aryan League.
Yes, I did.
For the first five minutes.
I have truths that I love dearly, too.
I don't know why.
The Jews control the world.
Can I just say I have no idea why you have me on this fucking show.
Why is that?
Because we have that.
Jay, quit slamming the table, honey.
We have to show diversity then.
I think women like that.
Oh, my gosh.
I have Jewish business partners myself.
Hey, I got family members that are Jewish.
The Shucklesians.
Yeah.
The whole Shucklesians side of my family.
I mean, are we just speaking from the anger or are we speaking from the love of God?
We're just joking.
We're comedians.
But obviously the Jews do control the world.
You can't just really brush over.
Satan controls the world.
Well, I mean, tomato, tomato, this depends how you sound.
How many beers did you have today, Jay?
Not enough for this fucking show.
Certainly not enough.
Milwaukee's Beast Lights.
Hey, don't beer shame me.
Everybody beer shames.
I'm not beer shaming.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to shake a stick at that.
We got the Midwest finest.
I won't take it out of bed.
I don't know.
I don't believe it or not.
I prefer it.
I was just going to say I actually do prefer it to Ellen Ellen bullshit.
That's shit that you, I mean, but that stuff is like, what is it?
Like 5% alcohol?
No, it's normal.
No, I don't do anything with ice anymore.
Well, no, the 5% is usually the.
No, is it just a light beer?
Yeah.
Like three beer or near beer or what they call it?
Yes.
Okay, that's fine.
I mean, it's not Mormon.
It's not Mormon country.
I don't do that.
Well, yeah.
I mean, no, no, it's not near beer needles.
It's just regular.
Yeah, it's just regular beer.
She doesn't know what you meant when we said that.
What they sell in like Utah and stuff on the.
She's still getting hammered.
I think you're going to end up getting hammered too.
You're lucky she doesn't ever sand her down.
The last time Jay was on the show, she hit me with a sandal, which we didn't have video
on it.
I warned you.
You were warned.
I was just amateur.
I'm sad.
I missed that.
I was poking a bear.
I was just going to get around.
Yeah.
If anyone will get the shoe.
How about this communist shit that's going on right now with, you know, coming from a
guy with a hammer and sickle on his chest?
How about them commies?
So what are you talking about?
What they're doing to Trump, you know, with the jailing and then all the.
Well, he's not jailed yet.
That's not.
No, but you know, just putting them through all this bullshit and then.
Well, everybody that's associated with Trump.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really fucked up.
Steve Banyan is going to have to go to jail.
He's banning.
Yeah, he's coming out.
He's going to be July 1st.
He's fucked up, man.
And he's all for doing the same thing that Hunter Biden did.
Giuliani got fined, what, $100 million or so for the election fraud.
Who else is associated with Trump?
It was the guy who just got shut down.
The E-Pack time.
Just got hit.
Also, let's see.
They're looking at Elon Musk.
They got kicked off their servers.
Shoot, man.
So it's pretty obvious to anybody that's paying half a bit of attention how one way everything
is.
That's the problem.
No one's paying attention.
They blame the other side for exactly what they're doing.
Yeah, projection.
They're just projecting.
I think people are paying attention.
There's just always both sides.
Yeah, but I don't think that the media.
The problem is the other side isn't paying attention.
All they do, they read headlines.
Plus, Libs are very, they're the type of people that they say their shit and then when you
try to react to them, racist, anti-Semite, all of this stuff, they can't have a conversation
with you.
They want to try to flood you with these words, these frilly words that make you put you in
a bad light when you just want to talk to them.
Catchphrases is all they have.
Catchphrase.
They can't win an argument.
That's all they can do.
What ground do they have to stand on?
We went over this.
It's communism, they take your guns, they take your freedom of speech, they fuck with your
food, they fuck with your money.
Oh, are you talking about the government?
No, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, communism.
This is just how it is.
If you look at the game plan for communism, that's exactly what they're doing.
We're getting pretty close.
We are.
We are, we're looking at communist coup right in the country right now.
We live like the way that we're living right now is crazy.
We are funding a dictator in Ukraine.
We're literally said we are not having elections anymore.
Who has like a 15, yeah, and he has a $15 million house in Miami.
15, how about the $200 million casino he bought?
He just bought a casino for $200 million.
Zelinsky.
And now he bought it through a shell company and now somebody, man, these fucking people
are idiots.
The paper trail that these people leave is astonishing.
Like you would think nowadays, like with the whole Clinton server, which you supposedly
erased all those emails and then a science week on WikiLeaks.
And it's funny too, because they have all this proof of all this stuff and they're like,
oh, we allegedly and we need to prove it in court.
It's like, motherfucker.
But it just disappears.
It's all right.
And then everything is whitewash.
It doesn't disappear.
They have, they write books about this stuff.
There's people that come forward and say that it just disappears as far as anybody getting
in trouble.
This just happened years ago with the Panama Papers.
No, no, don't worry.
Oh yeah.
That is crazy.
You can gun right there.
Everybody's accounts and all these offshore companies, but nothing, they talk about it,
but nobody does anything because they're all cahoos together.
Do you know what?
How come the veterans get one day and pride gets a whole month?
That is crazy.
Because bitches keep bringing with that.
You know what I mean?
That is just, that's right.
Why would like the way that we treat our own civilians and the people that fought for
this country to slap in the face to them right now.
I mean, we just saw what happened to Joe Biden Normandy, which is crazy.
He's older than Normandy.
Yeah.
He was 80 years ago.
Biden's 81.
Isn't that true?
That's ironically hysterical.
Isn't that crazy?
And then somebody said that Joe Biden was the last person to drop a bomb in Normandy.
Yeah.
Did you see the video of him?
He shit his pants.
Like my kid was, you remember when the kids were little, they would squat down in the corner
and be like, what are you doing back there, Millie?
Nothing.
I know you're shitting, Millie.
Right.
Biden's older than you are.
Isn't that funny when you really think you're not okay?
I didn't even think I was okay.
You don't.
I had to look it up because somebody was saying that.
But he dropped the last bomb.
It's very funny though.
Oh yeah, his wife rushed him out of there.
Yeah.
And he just hit his head down.
And then did you see, and then another thing too is she's flying back and forth from Normandy
for Hunter's trial all in a tax-paid dollar.
Yeah.
You know, this is just, we are spending money hand over fist to fund these proxy wars.
This fucker don't care.
What's that?
He don't care.
Well, I'm not saying, but he's not doing anything.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't know what the hell is going on.
That's what they wanted.
They don't care is what I meant.
Well, no, but they wanted this guy because they knew that this was going to happen.
Oh yeah.
I'm talking about the money they're wasting though.
They don't fucking care.
The money.
Well, when there's no oversight or anything that's going on, how are you going to find
out how much money is spent?
It's fucking go wild.
You go crazy.
Well, and the fucked up thing is that we're sending all this equipment over to fucking
Zelinsky.
Zelinsky's turning around and selling it to fucking China and their reverse engineering
this shit and using it against us.
What do you need?
Give me that lighter.
Please.
Thank you, Jay.
Yeah, really.
Geez, man.
Oh, fuck yourselves.
Hey, man.
I know.
Hey, hey.
You're a real shitbag.
Your mom's ears are burning right now.
Get nutty, Joe.
Whatever.
I'm saying like anything's going to change at any time soon and especially now that they
want to do this whole bullshit with World War III, Biden telling Zelinsky he could fire
into Russia with missiles.
That's not good.
No.
Why would you put even because so bad?
Like even Vladimir Putin's like, this is the stupidest thing.
Why do you pick on me?
What am I doing wrong?
Yeah.
You know, just because I don't want to be part of the Swiss system.
He won't roll over and bend over.
They kicked him out of the Swiss system just like they did China.
So they came up with Brex and now everybody's pissed and the dollars devalued at 20%.
And the thing is we keep on forgetting that these two.
So when we forgive student loans, when we think of it locally, but everybody that holds
a dollar in their bank and any other country is still paying for that.
They're like paying 2% 3% on all.
Here's the other thing too.
When we were kids, I don't know about you and Kiki, but Jay might have been on the tail
end of it too, they would have these bomb scares where they make you go and.
You know, shelters and stuff, shelter in place stuff.
Yeah, like, you know, for a nuclear war.
We had bomb drills.
And they'd be like nuclear bombs.
Nuclear bombs.
More science.
Yes.
And I'd be like, well, what is this for?
And they'd be like, I'd be like, for, they'd be like, you know, a nuclear bomb.
I'd be like, who's going to bomb us?
Because they want to scare you.
Russia.
Yeah.
Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.
Well, that's like all since we've been kids, they've been bringing them up.
Well, it would be my own drills.
It was fire drills, fire drills and bomb drills.
We had to go on the hallway and show them the whole position.
When we were kids, Russia was always the enemy in the video games.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're poor.
It's all brainwashing.
We were conditioned to believe that.
Dog conditioning, man.
Just like a lot of people.
Powerful evil thing coming for us.
Oh, well, all that from Rothschild.
It's pretty terrifying, man, when you're in second grade.
Yeah.
And the Rack of Fellers.
It is pretty terrifying.
It was terrifying.
Yeah.
I mean, it's brilliant brainwashing in there, Bart.
And that's why they keep pushing.
But that's why NATO was created to defend against the USSR.
Yeah.
The USSR has been gone for how many years?
How many decades?
Oh, I mean, it's fine.
NATO doesn't need to be around anymore.
Even when they were together, though, as their communist thing, they still fucking were cool.
They still didn't bother with us.
They were fine, man.
They just made all that threat, you know, it was all just a glorified high.
It's a veil that you have to leave behind.
It's made to create fear for us.
Yes.
We've become a more gay or retarded version of Russia.
Right.
Why should a fucking kid in second or third grade fucking be thinking about a nuclear fucking
bomb?
Oh, it shouldn't be.
Now they have to do more school shootings because that's more local and homegrown.
That's how they've been still fearing you.
And then they use that to try to take your guns away.
Because the nuclear bomb didn't never, it never happened.
So it kind of wore off by the time I was in high school.
They didn't even mention it.
And I'm like, well, whatever happened, all the scare of getting fucking bombed.
Well, did you ever hear of Stanislav Petrov?
Yes.
He's the guy that actually saved America from a nuclear.
Oh, the guy that when they were in the subs and they were launching the nukes and there
was a flash.
Well, he was told to launch the nukes and he's the one that said not to do it.
And he basically...
Greg Rees did a good piece on that one.
Yeah, which is actually pretty cool.
Which has actually sacrificed his life for us.
Well, he went against the whole system.
Yeah.
This is not right.
Something's wrong.
Yeah, because they were thinking 15.
15 nuclear nukes were launched, which, okay, I believe that, but I mean, it's probably
from our own country.
Right.
It's always inside the house you live in.
Always.
It's like that horror movie where the babysitters all like frightened and the prank callers calling
in.
Did you check the children yet?
Yeah.
Exactly.
The call was coming from inside the house.
Exactly.
I was babysitting into George's kids and wasn't supposed to.
And I somehow figured out to watch HBO and I watched it while I was babysitting.
I was like, should have scared the living but Jesus actually would be covered from it.
Except here's the thing, today you got cell phones and you know who's calling and if it's
not a number you know, you don't even answer it.
It's coming from inside the house.
So the guy just breaks and it kills you with no warning.
Oh my God, I'm so scared.
Yeah.
Right?
Well, now, speaking about in-house, you want to hear something great.
So the...
At St. Petersburg International Economic Forum is going on right now and in Russia.
And guess who they invited to the party?
Who?
I'm saying guess.
So this is the economic forum.
Now if you remember in Davos they have probably about 2,500 people.
There's 25,000 people that attend this.
I don't know if you saw the other day that guy that got up, one of the guys from this
country, I don't know what position he holds but they actually, they came in and he got
on the plane to go to this economic convention and the Homeland Security came and took his
passport away from him and kicked him off the plane and said, your passport's no good.
You can't go to Russia.
Because he was going to do a documentary about who's on Jimmy Dorr today.
It was actually pretty good.
Was it, I don't know.
I can't remember the guy's name.
I should have remembered his name.
Okay so the Taliban went to the Economic Forum in St. Petersburg, Russia and everybody
is up in arms.
Fucking blown ahead guys.
It's like everybody's like, oh my god the Taliban is there, the Taliban is there and
then if you remember Obama started the Taliban.
Right.
You know what I mean?
To fight Russia.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It's crazy the way that this all comes in because nobody from the United States is going
there because we're just a bunch of cucks to ourselves.
Why would we want to go and try to fix relations in a country that we're trying to start World
War III?
It's the same like with the Jews funded Hamas.
They started Hamas.
Yeah they totally started Hamas to keep up anti-Semitism and to make sure that they had
something to go.
The money kept rolling in.
Yeah like we were talking about with APAC and the ADL.
When the ADL deems you anti-Semite, APAC comes after you.
That's it.
They fund these things like they have the money like with Thomas Massim and they were
coming after him when he was running.
He's like, I don't want to work with the APAC or the Jews and he's like it's not that I
don't like them.
He's like I don't want to be in their pocket which is a noble thing to say.
Right.
I don't need more money.
Like if you live in a neighborhood where the mob you know holds shit down and they come
in and they start putting you on the arm and if you don't do it you know.
Nothing really happens to you.
They're not going to kill you or anything but all these businesses are so afraid that
they mostly pay up.
They're not going to kill you.
They're probably going to beat down you.
The mob's not going to kill you.
No.
Okay.
No not for something like that.
My dad didn't fucking pay up on that shit.
Well it depends on when you're going to bend at the knee.
Yeah.
Because at the same time you're going to be okay listen.
If you don't and then what happened was my dad didn't bend at the knee for that so then
they fucking thought he was cool and then they made his store the place where they had
their little mobster meetings and he was like oh man.
They're probably like I like this.
Yeah we still couldn't get those guys out of there.
Well that's what they do.
They have respect for, yeah they have respect for them.
And now your places are new.
Well he did tell stories also where the guys would come in and take shoes.
You know what I mean?
Like they wouldn't pay for them so there was still this whole thing that was.
You can't get shoes you're battles.
You know that's what it boils down to.
It's like do you want, because I was also, I was reading this thing about the, Hell's
Angels used to have like a Brooklyn clubhouse and it was the safest blocks in Brooklyn
because they had no junkies, no drug, you know what I mean?
They weren't so drunk.
Everybody knew what would happen.
Yeah and they were like, okay these guys are killers and murderers but they keep this
place safe.
Because right now New York is a shit hole.
I don't know if you just saw another dude just got stabbed today.
I don't know Strap Hanger.
We watched it.
We saw the guy get hit in the head with a bottle.
Yeah, in a suit on his way to work.
Yeah, it's like when is enough enough?
I think we can see that in Chicago all day too.
Yeah, oh shoot.
Like a poop board.
Damn it I completely forgot.
We're gonna do a new segment, what do you call it?
Our Chicago Killer Count.
Nice.
And every week we're gonna guess on how many people got killed last weekend and then we're
gonna get up a whole total.
And then at that and we're gonna at mention the NAACP, we're gonna at mention Al Sharpton,
we're gonna at mention, what's that guy?
What's Jesse?
Reverend Jesse Jackson.
Jesse Jackson and we're gonna at mention these people because I want to know why they're
not doing anything about it because it doesn't fit the narrative.
It sounds like a good idea.
Yeah, we'll get, because you still have that white board.
Those guys are probably in wheelchairs.
Black Lives Matter.
Who's that?
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.
Oh, they're not?
Yeah, but you don't think they have, oh, they call it.
I don't know where Jesse Jackson though.
I never know.
Jesse Jackson Jr. that's who you're getting at.
Do you know that Jesse Jackson and I have the same birthday?
No, man.
I don't know if I'm saying that.
I thought you would.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what you want to keep.
Somebody bought me one of those books, you know, 1969, October 8th.
Oh, what day you're in.
So now everybody knows how old you are.
I don't know if he's famous.
I don't care, Joe.
I'm grown.
I mean, he was involved in MLK's murder.
He set up MLK to be killed.
So Jesse Jackson ain't exactly the greatest guy.
He's probably not too happy that.
He's saying the Quinketing.
Jay's not exactly the greatest guest either.
Why is that?
Why would you say?
I mean, what is wrong with you, man?
Now you're demeaning our guest?
Here, Jay.
Somebody's trying to stir the pot.
Here you go.
Jay, he had said sorrow, sweetie.
He turns into a retard.
Why?
I thought they were buddies.
I know.
You want my sandals?
Wow.
You can hit them with this.
I will totally let you.
Herpop.
They were like 15 minutes in and she's not a good guy.
Why?
Because I'm a different dynamic.
Where did I do?
He just literally just can't handle it.
You're taking it stuttering.
I'm kidding.
Oh, now it's getting.
Because you're a woman.
Yeah, exactly.
I thought you should be upstairs in the kitchen.
I thought you were more animal-man.
You could make us some sandwiches.
I know they will make us discuss things that, you know, I could be part of.
I just guzzled on that beer and then the next one.
You know what?
I don't write that.
Oh, man.
Jesus.
Yeah, this is what.
It's okay.
I love Jay, but I'll tell you right now.
I'll let Kiki move overseas.
That's why Larry put Kiki in between you so he can talk shit.
I don't know what I mean.
I'm going to tell you.
I love you, baby.
I'll tell you right now.
There ain't enough crowd for God training to get a hand on Jay.
She was right.
Right.
She was right.
She didn't even hesitate.
I was in my mind.
I'm thinking Kiki matters.
That matters.
Polish life matters.
They never really.
He's going to take care of me when I'm away.
Hey, they never really show us what to do in a biting scenario.
I told you, I watched that 20 minute video on biting.
You bite back.
You crawved MacGuff.
No, you put your hand in their jaw and you wrecked their jawbone out.
Nice.
That's what you do.
But that's besides the fact.
It's a good little fact.
I know.
It's very funny that the Taliban is being accepted as an actual community.
Even though we gave them all.
I keep on forgetting the number exactly how much equipment we left in Afghanistan.
That's a lot of loopholes.
Oh man.
It's something like 180-some billion.
Was that like ISIS stuff?
Yeah.
You know a funny video I saw on YouTube where one of these things where a family was vacationing
in Afghanistan.
They're like, they're so crazy.
They're like, Billy, what was your favorite time?
When I had the rice.
And then the girls like, I, some stupid, I made a braided necklace.
They're like, we're having a great time here in Afghanistan.
Check out my ear necklace.
Yeah.
But it's like, who the hell would bring his hand in the face?
These are from the US service.
Yeah.
But the kid didn't know what to say.
He's like, the rice was good.
Suck so bad here.
When we were in Afghanistan, Joe Biden, the Brooklyn, the whole South left all his military
equipment there just for these guys.
Oh, that I remember.
Okay, yeah.
They were hanging on the planes and they were falling off.
Literally take it off and guys will fall in off.
Yeah.
Jay.
That was really dumb.
Yeah.
So you don't think that was a good idea?
No, sir.
I think that.
Good.
At least we agree on that.
Me too.
That was really.
I also think that was very bad.
It was horrible for the people that we were, our troops were there for all those years.
Well, for the US.
Yeah.
Killed 17 soldiers.
The civilians that they were protected.
Wounded up 250 more.
You can't do that.
And what it was like two days or 22 days or what it was not along.
And that was horrible.
I know.
Or did you see the video?
And then we ended up leaving a whole bunch of weapons.
I do know.
Oh, yeah.
They left so much military equipment that it's a founding.
For pride months.
Wait a minute.
Why are your flags upside down?
Because we're in time turmoil.
That's what we're supposed to do with the flag.
I have uncles that died for these flags.
No, no, that's not.
They would have their flag upside down.
Your uncle said died meaning to demean.
Yes, probably.
Yeah, no.
Your uncles that died for this flag are rolling in their fucking grave.
They would have their flag upside down.
It's not demeaning, James.
No, that's what they would do.
No, it's not demeaning at all.
No, they wouldn't.
When a ship is in distress, they hang the flag upside down.
Well, no, it's not about us being disrespectful to America.
No, no, it's not disrespectful to all the countries in this country.
Yes, please, help me understand my brain.
It just shows that when a ship is in distress, they hang the flag upside, American flag upside
down to show that they're in distress.
So the country is in...
Oh, distress.
So when the country is in distress, everybody hangs it upside down.
Just a signify.
Yeah, just a signify.
So to beacon to say that the country is in distress right now.
Why can't we have one upside at a one?
We have the right side.
Open your eyes.
Hey, V.
I don't have fucking eyes behind my head.
What is going on with you today?
I'm telling you, V.
That sorrows we've been making you an angry old man.
You're cramping my left eyebrow.
I'm telling you.
Oh, God, throw the headphones.
She probably throw kinky at you.
Watch out.
Take his ass.
I'm just saying, yeah, make a stand, but let's also show some hope still.
We got him.
Right here, Jay.
All right, well, I see it now, Larry.
Thank you.
Usually, we put it in the background.
Did you see that?
Right on the guest.
You want me to react?
I'm reacting.
Yes, we're being...
A choo choo.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Larry the choo choo.
Yeah.
I wanted to get back to the Afghanistan story.
The plane with all the Afghanis on the side of it.
So they used it for a gay pride month.
Oh, yeah.
The plane's taking off.
It's raining, man.
Oh, yeah.
And the people.
The Hamas meeting has been moved up to the roof.
Yeah, that was a good one.
That was good, too.
All the Fanooks meet on the roof.
All right, I'm just going to say that there are gay people that do not approve of everything
you talk about.
Yeah, we talked about gays against groups.
Totally separate.
Yeah, there's an actual group.
100%.
I want to make sure you guys make that, because it's important.
How come gay couples only adopt...
Not all gay people are gay.
How come they adopt boys?
Isn't that crazy?
Gay dudes only adopt boys.
Yeah, like why didn't Elton John and his husband adopt a little girl?
I mean, you really adopt girls, too.
No.
They do?
Of course they do.
Like why didn't Elton John and his husband adopt a little girl?
I don't know.
Why didn't Siegfried and Freud adopt a little girl?
No, they had tigers.
No, every gay couple, guys.
Let me tell you, the tiger was even turned on.
He's like, I don't like these phenomones.
You don't know every gay couple.
Of course they adopt girls, too.
Well, I mean...
But it wasn't even about the gay.
It was more about the gay understand, right?
The girls.
Well, it was...
Yeah, no, no.
That's what we're just saying.
It was Afghanistan in a song.
But no, it's just funny that they...
Oh, shoot.
And you know what?
That is very fitting for Pride Month.
I keep on forgetting that it's all about pride.
Isn't the color of that hams in the glass?
It's dark.
It's really good beer.
Okay.
Well, you have your own.
No, I know.
But look at Jay's.
It looks very light.
That's what I was expecting.
The hams look like, too.
Totally different color.
Well, I think it's a red color.
I think it's a red color.
I mean, Larry, totally different glasses are tinted.
Yeah.
Oh.
Can't compare.
Sorry, it's...
No, don't worry about it.
It's fine.
It's dark, too.
I'm just kind of mobbing all the girls at me again.
It's not like red looking beer.
No, yeah, no.
It's just...
It's just glass.
Let's just say, yeah, that does look brown.
That's a freaking guy.
So, you know, okay, I don't like talking about the royal family.
You're calling me Einstein.
Okay.
Einstein would speak.
I hear you.
All right, then.
Einstein was the biggest dummy out there.
Yeah, all right.
He held back the advancement of science the 120 years.
If not more.
He stole his wife's work.
Yeah.
And it was all proven.
And there were all problems that didn't work out.
He died of schizophrenia.
Maybe it wasn't just manic mania.
Who knows?
Well, Thomas Edison did the same thing.
He stole the...
Her simplest.
I mean, you guys...
Tesla's shit.
Tesla's stuff.
But here's the thing...
That's not Elcor.
That's El Capone.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
No, here, Jay, here's what they did with Einstein.
I'm sorry.
Here's the story of Einstein.
I'm sorry.
I died of syphilis.
Maybe, but here's the story with Einstein.
Back in the day before they had social media and all this media like they have today, they
needed to disprove certain things that were the truth.
So they made up these bullshit math problems and made this guy Einstein, who's the superstar
genius, the guy who worked at a fucking patent office.
He was an idiot.
We call it.
And also, when they say, hey, okay, Einstein, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's a cut down.
It's like a pejorative.
Yeah, like you're a dummy.
All right, Einstein.
Exactly.
You know, it's crazy.
See, I never heard any of this.
I think he was so intelligent that everybody just looked at him as crazy.
I read it in this book by Eddie.
I think he was nuts.
You're called crazy.
He was a womanizer.
Yeah, yeah.
We're not talking about socialist personal life.
I'm talking about his brain.
His brain.
He was.
Joe.
Is it packed or not?
I mean, there's so many people that are so, so smart that they're crazy.
He's got a light.
Well, and you, but the problem is you can't, okay.
Back then, like, like Larry was saying, you can't really fact check people.
There's no way that one town, you know, I mean, to take a ship over to the ocean is
getting on.
I mean, like where people are actually doing different things.
Like we were so, so enamored with being like first to space, first to get this, first to
that, that we cut all these corners and did all this bullshit and nobody can fact check
you.
We're making movies.
It's just like when NASA, NASA played a whole country to make them believe that we went
to the moon.
Right.
Physics and all that math.
Yeah.
No, I don't understand that.
You could make up a math problem that'll fucking make you think anything is legit.
Well, what?
Einstein's equals.
No, Larry.
Numbers don't lie.
Well, they don't lie.
It's not that they don't lie, but how do you get there?
Right.
It's one times one.
Actually one.
See whatever they help.
One times one is two.
I didn't get to that.
It's two.
Because one plus another one times another one.
Yeah.
How do you times one?
One thing times another and get only one.
All when they say a thousand times zero is zero.
No, a thousand times zero is a thousand.
So, but that's the mathmatic way to fuck everybody out of money and things like that.
No, they do.
They manipulate the math.
Yeah, he took off.
Left-turned-albacurkey over there.
So, getting back to this royal family thing.
So, I don't like talking about the royals.
They're pedophiles.
I feel bad.
They're real sick people.
But, so Kate Middleton hasn't been around since Christmas of last year.
And they're saying.
Cancer.
But I also read a funny thing that they used her blood to paint Prince Charles' picture.
Did you see this picture?
Which is very funny.
Nothing looks evil.
But do you want to hear something crazy?
I mean, in quite a way.
No, this is crazy.
Like you got to be in a story.
Well, my wife's been telling me.
It was right next to the alien.
Kate has been dead since before Christmas.
Well, she hasn't been seen since Christmas.
Here, listen to this.
Like, and Kate Middleton's mom was involved in a tragic car accident in May.
They just shot that bitch out.
They took her mom out.
Like, she's dead?
She's dead.
Because they can't take out Kate.
Great.
Kate Middleton's mom is dead.
Yeah, this is a story from this was.
So, why are they afraid to show if she's alive or not?
What's the big deal?
Because it's kind of sucks.
I mean, you really have to explain like, I mean.
When they start killing her.
The variables.
Okay, we'll talk about math.
Was she about to come out and say something?
No, it's not that she was going to come out and say, well, there's an also thing going
on.
She didn't like dittalent kids.
Well, this.
That might have been a guy when you laugh at that, Jay.
That is something.
You've been playing with these two up to.
Playing with us.
Are you kidding me?
The country is run by Jewish pedophiles.
I mean, I had to tell me about pedophiles.
I grew up in the 70s.
No, no, I'm.
Well, yeah, but there were less than there are.
Jay, there were a lot less than there are.
I was about that guy that used to give you dollars to sit on his lap.
If you didn't give me dollars, you fuck.
Oh, my God, dude.
What is the guy in your neighborhood?
There was a man.
Oh, man.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, geez.
I'm 22nd.
Oh, holy shit.
That's a rough area.
It wasn't rough back then.
I was a kid.
This is by Louis D. This is still in all the Italians.
Man, you're mistaken.
It wasn't like it is now.
No, I know.
I'm just busting your chops.
And yeah, those were the chester.
Those were the casino.
It was a chester.
He sat at the convenience store a half a block up by me and he would offer, you know, the
kids candy.
But you had to.
I mean, just to have a white man.
You know, no, it was red.
You know, white bands reaching in my pocket for a tree.
This is the 70s.
This is the most unbelievable thing you didn't have to hide it.
The shit was in the fucking 70s.
Yeah, free love, right?
No, it wasn't free love.
He just had a pile of files were just out in the open.
It was nor it was rampant.
Okay.
So, okay.
So he would offer the kids candy and here comes it on the lap and reaching my pocket.
Yeah, you got to get candy out of the pocket.
Oh my God.
I mean, this is for little kids.
My papa, I was aware of it.
My papa who lived half a block down and my uncle.
Don't talk to the guy.
Publiconomy.
Already.
Already warned me, but they must have already warned him because I could walk up there with,
you know, never even looked at us.
Yeah, because we knew better.
He already had his life.
So now you know he's a pedophile and how old I got to tell you back then as a kid, I
didn't get, although I did know that was.
Stay away from him and you probably are feeling weird.
Yeah.
My papa would always tell me, you know, there'd be a new kid.
You know, there'd be a neighbor that comes by.
You know, out on the porch, it's a three apartment level.
Yeah, like a tri-level.
Yeah.
And you're sitting on the porch and a neighbor comes by and they'd be like, Hey, how you
doing?
How's your mother?
How's your daughter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How's your sister?
Everybody would have resumed you.
And then we'd say, Don't you ever fucking be around them?
Don't fucking ever go to their house.
Not, but he didn't say, No, you don't go there.
And no, don't go.
You saved face back then.
Obviously they knew what was going on.
You're a, you're always, you're always.
This is where kids have any closer starts, right?
Well, you're just showing face, but at the same time.
Well, you're being polite, but you don't like everybody.
That's Italians.
Yeah.
I put the same thing in my family.
Hey, how you doing?
You fucking do.
Stay away from that guy.
How's your mother that kind?
So, that doesn't mean you're weird.
I was so little, we can't say this, that word though, either.
What?
I got in my ear.
It'll make it bleed.
The C word.
See you next Tuesday.
Unacceptable.
Bup.
You know what?
Listen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're in a real extreme lack.
Well, you're just doing it to push her, dude.
What are you doing, man?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You didn't mean to say that.
Man, Larry.
I spelled it.
You did exactly.
You're so dumb trying to play dumb.
He's doing it out of purpose.
I needed killing me over here.
He's doing it.
I thought he was going to make you.
He's making himself.
Who's for where you now?
I'm not even just doing it right in the open, like the government.
No, man.
Real it in, pal.
Try it again, man.
Dude, I hope she kicks her ass on the podcast, I want to get more listeners.
I'm a fucking lady.
I'm fucking talking about that.
I'm a fucking lady.
I love that.
True statement.
I know it is, because you've got the fucking hot flashes going on.
What you saying to your kids?
That fucking swear.
Well, you've got the hot flashes going on, too.
Thank God I'm not a lady.
I ain't got it yet.
There's no sweat, but I'm telling you, mister.
You kicking ass.
Come on, buddy.
You just grab McGah.
You just grab his dick and smack on it.
Look at him.
You screwed it all up now.
You screwed up the whole, what was I talking about?
Petrifying.
See what you're doing?
Petrifying.
It's the guy that was, people were coming by.
Tricky Pete.
Well, anyway.
Yeah.
Big in the day, you just knew.
No.
Lita's wanting to know how old you were when you figured out, or when they were telling
you to stay away from this fucking guy.
Oh, that's, I don't know, 13 when I really got it.
I knew it was some fucking old age.
Yeah.
I knew it was really, really weird, but it didn't matter, because you didn't question,
I didn't question you guys.
This guy sounds like a swear word.
I respected my Albert.
Yeah, you know.
It wasn't even a thought to question it.
I know Jay, this is what you wanted.
You don't take that from him.
You don't talk to him.
That's it.
I don't talk to him.
Now, and if he did choose to talk to me, I'd say, I'm not talking to you.
My papa told me that.
Get the fuck away from me weirdo.
That's it.
Yeah.
Right.
I would forcefully and competently be extremely aggressive and say, you know, no, don't fuck
a talk to me weirdo.
I might have said weirdo.
In that area, it's kind of all.
You know, I mean, talking really young.
I mean, this is when papa was still head 20.
I don't know.
But that was like seven.
That was like the cusp of the sea.
So you were seven years old.
Like the gangsters moved and everybody moved.
It was Joe.
He was just a picture.
I mean, Larry, that's he was just a picture.
Again, that kind of shit just happened in the seventies.
Yeah.
But again, I knew I never questioned my elders that they told me don't, especially not in
the house before they defied.
Yeah.
But outside of the house that they told me.
Sure.
The kids didn't think that guy did.
I mean, if my parents said come here.
If he said like nine boners a day from kids, this guy is fucking.
He's like, I mean, it's just a difference in just society in the way you're raised.
Yeah.
My parents said come here.
Guys, they're out of boners.
If your parents say like weirdo.
If they say, hey, Jay, you didn't say what you got your ass over there.
I just met you.
Come dude.
There was other parents would get that.
Other parents would hit you.
Yeah.
I'm saying thanks for beating my kid.
Here's a beer.
Well, no, I would say, hey man, Ricky Schwartz's dad kicked me in the ass today and he's like,
what the fuck did you do over there?
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
It wasn't like he was pissed off.
No, it's like did you deserve it?
Yeah.
It's like, well good.
Yeah.
You know what?
You shouldn't be doing that shit.
Well, I'm a girl.
So my perspective is totally different because I was a girl.
Yeah.
That's great.
So he only did girls.
He didn't do boys.
But again, it wouldn't even occur to me to not do exactly what I was told.
Yeah.
But no left right for boys.
So how old is the girls?
What?
The guy, the pedal was only in the girls.
The guy at the corner store.
No, it was just children.
Yeah.
He was a pedophile.
But Jay, how old were you when he stopped looking at you?
He didn't look at me, Joe.
What did you say, Larry?
I didn't live there.
This is like when I lived with my papa.
I thought you lived there.
No.
Papa lived there.
I was young was only when we were visiting.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Didn't you go to your grandparents all the time?
They just do that shit out in the open.
Sure.
Pedals don't have, I mean, they have no shame.
I mean, they just do that shit right now.
I mean, they just do that shit.
I'm just saying, Beck, it was rampant.
But you're also the guy that's doing it.
Especially the guy saying, take through my pocket.
He really has no shame.
He didn't say take through.
He just would say, hey, you know.
Reaching my pocket.
I mean, yeah.
What the fuck?
That's what he did say.
He just chose to wear a big, deep car.
No.
Oh my God.
Gross.
I have good cases.
There's mushroom trees in there.
It's good.
I'm not going to get it.
There's mushroom trees in there.
It's getting thinner and thinner.
Gross can't eat, let a hole win it.
These little pants that are too big for him.
The pocket was in the front.
Yeah.
No, what is it?
I thought they were deep pockets.
I could just go through my zipper.
The hole, the bottom was cut out.
No bottoms in the pockets.
Dude, this guy was putting up numbers in the 70s.
Yeah.
Serious numbers.
Now where did he live?
He lived on 22nd somewhere he lived around.
I don't know.
I mean, Larry was just a vagrant.
That happened to be a fucking time file.
That hung out at the corner store.
Which is crazy.
Again, which shows my age.
Not the competing store.
The corner store.
What are you thinking about?
That's how it was back then.
That's for sure.
Especially in the city of Melrose.
It's a bowl of bread and there's just a guy with kids on it.
It's so weird.
I'm dying.
But I never was victimized because everybody knew I probably was a vagrant.
I'm surprised because you had good parents.
No, I had my papa was already in my uncle's nuts.
But are you shocked?
Nobody could mess with us.
Are you shocked that nobody didn't beat the fuck out of this guy?
That's what I'm saying.
It fucking just went.
Oh, I'm sure he probably did.
I'm sure he probably was.
Why do you have all the lighters, Larry?
I mean, Larry, you know, in my mind, it could have been one time that I actually countered.
I just was aware of it.
You remembered it.
Right, I have a memory of him.
It's stuck in there.
But I can't say like I saw him all the time.
What did this guy look like?
Did he look like a pedo?
Was he a handsome guy?
He looked like an old homeless drunk.
Oh my God.
I can't tell you walking past him, it smelled like piss and alcohol.
Jesus, great people.
What's up?
And parents were letting their kids sit on this guy.
I don't know why even the store allowed him.
He didn't work there.
He was just a homeless guy.
I don't even know why the store allowed him.
Dude, this is...
He's like, go dude.
Dude, he's a Michael Jordan.
He lets me lock his chair up in the store at night.
I don't know how the longevity of how long he was there.
It's just a memory of retrieving from my role.
Well, he probably had a rotation.
I mean, how many kids were there?
Couple days at the drug store.
Yeah, he goes to drug stores.
Maybe it was just like the town dumps.
He'd go to the black neighborhoods.
So he was he mentally challenged?
I don't know.
He's like, and just cacky, gross, staying past.
He might have been...
Way too big for him.
If that happened now, it would have my mind if I walked the park.
First off, the candy this guy had had to be garbage.
He had a car in piss.
Here, you want some piss?
You want some piss handy and dig through my pockets?
Here's some melted piss in my knees.
Oh, right.
Next time, dude.
Why does everybody say next subject?
Four guests have done that.
It just seems to be the go-to.
Stinking up around you.
I'll tell you who hasn't said that.
What's his name?
What's his...
Who lives down the street?
Leonard.
Leonard. I want to kill him.
Leonard is one of our not only one of our best guests,
but one of our best viewers as well.
Yes, he listens to every show.
Who is he?
Where'd he come from?
He's my neighbor that lives down the street.
He's in the hospital out of a jago.
Is that the dude that came over and we were jamming on the job?
That guy is now a regular. He's been a guest.
Oh, yeah.
He's been a guest, yeah.
I threw him out of here on that buddy.
Oh, he said some bitch threw me out.
This is the bitch right here. She's a bad ass.
He did not say that.
I love that.
He's between our guests.
What are you doing?
It was over and it's time for us.
Well, we didn't know him at that point, but Leonard's a good guy.
Yeah, Leonard's a good guy.
I thought he was very nice.
Yeah, I like Leonard.
I was as nice as I could be about it, but I was recruited.
By who?
You were?
Okay, ultra.
Yes, I was.
See, I...
I told you, I respect my elders.
What a joke.
Obviously not enough to sit on their lap.
Not at all.
Hey, Jay.
Do you have a puff on that?
No, you can't.
No, don't.
With that mouth, I'm scared.
Yeah, it would be too.
Wait, what was the last time you had a...
A felt out of your mouth.
A long time.
It's not Jeremy, but it is.
Dude, I really want to talk about it.
It's all right.
I haven't been to Boys Town in like four weeks.
I'm going to go take a potty break anyway.
You guys can say some...
Potty break?
What the fuck is that?
What do you mean?
We're going to a potty break.
I got to go potty.
Potty?
What are you, a three-year-old?
No.
What should I say?
What are you, the FBI?
Why am I going to be a watchie?
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to the FBI for being completely gay.
So I'm not a watchie.
You're a prie.
Yeah, and giving us a new title.
Because last week, our episode title was the CIA's Gay.
CIA's Gay.
But thank you, Jesus, for giving us this blessing that the actual FBI is gay.
They were marching in the gay pride parade.
I'm taxpayer dying.
And I tried to buy those FBI t-shirts with the gay flag in them, but I couldn't find them
anywhere.
We have to make our own.
I have an ATF as gay shirt on.
So you're all gay because they wear the rainbow?
Yeah.
Ain't all taken forcefully.
Yeah.
But yeah, so these guys were marching on the clock with their guns on.
I'm going potty.
Yeah, go to the bathroom.
That's fine.
We'll be good.
I mean, we do this after the beach.
Yeah.
Sorry, Mr. Larry.
But no, how funny is that?
That this is what they, they, they like throw their red-headed stepchild out there.
The CIA ain't out there.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, just to let the FBI go out there.
Everybody knows they're gay anyway.
Jay's bringing her drink to the bathroom.
You know what?
Nobody needs a fucking commentary.
You fucking get him, Jay.
Nobody needs a commentary.
Bitch ass.
You show him.
And I'm telling you, I'll be watching this shit back.
I'm going to tell you if he talks shit about you.
I will tell you.
You're the one who had you.
I'm telling you.
She took her glasses off.
And if you're good, then you wait till I'm here.
I mean, if he starts off fucking, I'll tell him.
I won't say a word.
I know, yeah, I love you, Jay.
I love you too, Jay.
See, you see that?
That's how people talk to you.
I love you too, Jay.
Don't.
You're an asshole.
That's what you are.
I love you.
I mean, this fucking guy, how the fuck are you?
You're the first step, you couldn't stop yourself.
How the fuck is he talking to you like that?
You know all yourself.
Yeah, he's a fucking commie too.
Look at him.
It's nothing against you, cut it out.
He's wearing a shirt.
You're wearing your stupid sickle shirt.
He's got sickle cell anemia.
Yeah.
I can't even go on.
This is my blood type.
See, look, once you get up and you get away, he starts fucking shooting you.
Jay, we're not going to say anything about you, Dallas.
I swear to you.
No, he starts fucking your glasses.
This is smart ideas.
Yeah.
You say something, Larry.
Since you hit fucking record.
And I can hear you up there.
Greatest guest ever.
Just threateningly.
That's not supposed to be a joke.
That's Larry.
You're really a crack.
I love it.
I didn't think it was going to be you.
It's not me.
Amazing.
Love it.
See, the tides have turned.
I know how to play the side.
I'm going to tell you.
And that's why you put your cheeky in front of you.
Because you knew you were going to be a con.
Because he'd be kicking my ass.
So I'm not going to say anything bad about Jay while she's gone.
Here's the thing about her child molester story.
Jay was really hot, believe it or not, when she was younger.
Calm down there.
Wasn't until later that we all get old.
Until later until she got old.
It's like a true stoner.
But when we were up in our teens and 20s and 30s and shit.
Okay, yeah, I understand she was a hot child.
Larry, you're a creep.
That's all I'm going to talk about.
I'm complimenting her in a way that she wouldn't want to say that.
The child molester definitely got threatened by her grandpa.
I hope they don't do that anymore.
It is so crazy that she was just so not talking about it.
Those are the Italians that you saw in the casino movie.
Yeah.
Those are really totally.
Oh yeah, those were from Melrose.
They were blanked out on their names.
Tommy, fucking, what is not.
Tommy Two-Times.
No, I don't know.
Jay's uncle was known around the neighborhood as Public Enemy.
What do you mean?
That was his nickname, Public Enemy.
Dad, you know Melrose had the Italian name.
No, and it was waiting for the band, Public Enemy, you know.
The band?
Yeah, but they call the old Capone Public Enemy number one.
That's what they call this kid too.
He eventually ended up in prison and such.
But isn't it just crazy that the fucking died in there?
The Brits just get rid of people now and now he's like, it's nuts dude, the fucking.
Except for Leo.
I don't like to talk about it.
The only reason I want to talk is because of the movie.
I do think Kate is dead.
What's that?
I think Kate is dead.
Well, I was reading this other stuff about saying that one of her personal assistants
said that she overdosed on sleeping pills and pills.
Oh, okay.
See, but like, who gives a shit if she's dead?
Does that like, she's not like, what do you mean?
It's just a hide shit though.
Yeah, they don't think it's like, if she's died, she died.
She's a breeder, so now they have that bloodline that doesn't muddle their blood, because they're all in, Brad.
Yeah, well that's the same, maybe that's why they thought it's so strange.
And it's like they kill all the outsiders so they don't keep branching up.
They gotta keep the family tree narrow.
Yeah, well they want their blood.
They gotta keep that fucking trip.
It's like a Mexican fucking lawn service.
Yeah, right?
Keeping that family tree fucking tight.
Maybe she was sleeping around too.
Like, a princess die-ass.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, maybe a princess die-shit, which is very funny that, because...
Well, do you ever see like, Harry's, Harry and like, her force training?
Yeah, pictures, like whoa.
Well, you know what, listen, these people are notorious for infidelity and bad shit.
Yeah, maybe they don't care if they fuck everybody.
Which is fine by me, you might have fun.
If your brother's doing shit with kids in Epstein, you know, so it's like, and Jimmy Savile.
Oh, that's silly, you see that?
Jimmy Savile too was a fucking, they knighted this guy, and he was the worst pedophile ever in England.
Ever, in England.
In Britain's history.
Which is nuts.
Dude, he had offices, and he was a necrophiliac too.
Come on.
Yeah, that's just crazy.
But they would literally, they have like pictures of this guy.
How do you, how do you be a necrophiliac?
How?
Well, you find a dead body.
Seriously though, how often do you get to do that?
And then you have to find up the gumption to get a bone.
Well, here, now, step one is to find a guy that works on dead, what do they call those guys?
Mortuary.
Oh, yeah, I forget what we call it.
So that's how you need a stream of a man.
And a bulma or something?
Because that's what I'm saying, yeah.
You find a guy like that, and he needs a couple extra bucks.
Well, you find one that kind of looks creepy, because you know he's doing it.
Yeah.
Well, that's the thing though, these guys travel in circles with each other.
Oh, yeah, right.
I always, I always wonder about, okay, how like, okay, so nowadays if you want to do your nefarious
shit, you can go on the internet and find a group about it, go on the dark web and do
your shit.
Back then, it's all word of mouth.
You know what I mean?
You're like, fuck it buddy, I'm just tossing this out.
You like kids.
Yeah.
I see you got some good looking dead bodies back here.
You doing anything with them?
Exactly.
Let me get my...
Yeah, any good looking ones, I mean, fresh ones.
Yeah.
Well, that's the same thing with the mental health, the crazy house.
What's that?
Oh, I'm sure they rented that place out.
The doctors for extra money.
Oh, yeah.
No, I think the family guy...
They would test down the people, like they would do ever.
I mean, listen, the government is the worst seller of its own people.
Well, one guy that did it was Leonardo Da Vinci.
What?
Or not Da Vinci.
Can't real.
He probably did it too.
He would get bodies and do autopsies and examine, and it was illegal to do it back then, but
he would get the bodies from the crooked...
We could desecrate a body, which is crazy.
And I mean, at that point, he's getting fresh bodies, they're not embalming them back then.
Well, who is the guy that they found, the younger body parts in his house in England?
Who's the guy that... Tom is not... the lightning bolt with the key?
Oh, Ben Franklin.
Franklin.
Yeah, they found a shit ton of bones in his house in England.
Oh, I heard something like that.
And they were like younger bodies.
Oh, I mean, this guy was giving everybody sifflas.
In France.
Was it France?
Yeah, it was in France.
Or maybe it was London.
You're right.
It was one of the two.
And yeah, they dug it up.
They were putting up something new or something or refurbishing something.
They found bones in it.
They started finding these...
You don't know what, listen...
Human remains of like...
But they were younger.
Yeah, of teens and tweens and younger.
Like kids.
What we talk about all the time, when you get to a certain point of power and money stature,
that the norm is nothing to you anymore.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Your world is completely outside of the box.
I hate to see what happens with needles if you ever get to any money or anything, because
it seems like to him that that's just the reason for the front to go off.
I tell you what, I'll be right there next to him.
Dude, yeah, I'm not going to live with the botchers lifestyle.
I would buy a fucking compound.
Yeah.
Hello.
I need someone to help me.
I need a co-hurt.
Hey man, so...
You know, I always think about what I do in the morning.
I need something to do too, motherfucker.
Watch from the gate.
From the outside the moat.
Hey, I got a question.
How come Joe's over there?
Oh, Jim.
Jim, that's right.
He's right next to you.
Sorry, Jim.
That's all right.
We can leave him over there for today.
We don't want Jay to get in a fist fight.
Oh, yeah.
He's sitting there facing me.
You want me to...
I should go get Jim.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just leave him alone.
We're fine right now.
Stir the pot.
I know.
This kid tonight.
I don't know what's going on with you, man.
I'm having a great time.
I love Jay.
Did you see this...
Did I talk about that last time?
The Pete Ittle?
The prosecutor?
No.
The same prosecutor that prosecuted Epstein and what's her name?
Elaine?
Okay.
The same prosecutor is going to be prosecuting Pete Ittle.
See, I don't know how that works.
Well, here's the crazy part.
He's a prosecutor in New York.
This warrant to search his properties in California and Florida.
Like, why did it come from New York?
Why was it Homeland Security doing these searches?
Because they got to search through all the tapes.
Oh, it's so crooked.
Well, that's the deal.
It's so crooked and they want their prosecutor that they got dirt on.
He's going to be like, all right, listen, Diddy, you did good for us for a long time.
We're going to let you keep your money.
Your kids are going to be all right.
We may indict one of your kids because he's a troublemaker.
What do you think about Diddy, Jay?
Oh, that's sick.
Fuck.
Yeah, right there is the general consensus.
I mean, it couldn't have been said any better.
Pete Ittles.
But typical power, money, sin, pedophilia.
But no, he was working for the government, too.
Yeah, he was an agent for the government.
Who was it?
Clive Owen?
Clive Davis.
Yeah, he was a notorious pedophile.
Yeah, and he's the one that taught Pete Diddy.
And they basically, you know, they were informants.
I can't tell you how long he's been dealing with music.
And I can look back on my records all the way back to the 60s rock and roll albums.
Clive Davis.
And he's dealing with Earl Smith.
Oh, he's mother of course.
And he was, Clive Davis?
Yeah.
I just heard that.
I'm sorry.
You just clicked no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, he's a notorious.
Yeah, he's like the hedgehog.
And he's never served a day in prison.
No, because he know what he did.
He was a groomer.
Yeah.
Who did he do all the other stuff?
And I've seen him in videos with him.
He's a honeycomber.
Yeah.
Listen to this.
I've seen him.
He was with him.
Oh, that sucks.
He was gay bashing.
And he's a fag that fucking turns all these guys and offers them the money to do it.
And just a guy, not every gay person is a fag, but.
Well, I mean, that's it.
That's not true.
They're not.
Technically you're a faggot and he's a faggot and Larry's a faggot.
And you're not a cigarette.
I'm not a cigarette.
Can I have one of your?
Yeah, that's right.
I'm going to smoke a jail cigarette.
A faggot is a bundle of sticks.
That's what the actual turn out.
Oh, is it really?
Yeah, it is.
So that's why I'm saying.
I went to fag is what they call a cigarette in England.
Yeah, that is true too.
I might right?
Yeah.
Come on.
I don't care if you get this to.
Yeah.
You can't check anything.
He's in charge of the whole ring though of the of the of the Pena Fowl ring.
The weird.
Yeah, yeah.
Power.
Yeah, he said so.
Music, Hollywood, all of entertainment, all of it.
Government.
Oh, but he was a.
I'm sad that he was a snitch.
Did he?
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, because.
Well, no, both of them were.
Yeah, I've seen and did he one was for the white.
Well, Clive Davis was to movie stars.
They were the ones with the black musicians.
Yeah, they were.
They were.
They could just all like technically like we were just talking about like you go to
you're in a bar with the senator and you're like, Hey, I'm going to go to this party.
Come to this party with me.
They drug you put you in a compromised position.
Grimming Grimming Grimming and then now they own.
Yeah.
Well, if you're not willing like, hey, are there to be like, we have a couple of dudes
or we have a couple of boys.
They find out what you like and then they give you something.
Well, that's why it's so bad too, because now you can check everybody's.
You can look at all of this stuff and you can see what they're into.
That's why I need to see.
I want to see his search history.
Oh, yeah.
Do you know crazy thing?
My phone and I don't even know.
You'll be out of this fucking space.
You'd be on some kinds of lists.
But think about it.
I'm sure you are.
That's the truth.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to write a list.
I'm happy.
I'm going to few lists.
That's for sure.
AIDS registry.
Oh, Clyde.
Why?
No, even like, you know, when they.
He's just one of those power rich guys.
Joe and Barry.
It makes total sense.
Love how you correct yourself.
I know it's too late.
You're going to have to add it.
We're not going to write anything but work for you.
We're one shot.
That's all.
I mean, let me tell you.
But even you know in Florida when he got arrested the first time.
Yeah.
When he did the deal, he's the deal he signed was that any cohort that was worked for him
would not get busted.
I'm implicated.
Yeah, you can't.
Oh, yeah.
So he was still doing that shit while he was they would let him go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude, I think they had like up to 10 different basically like pimps or whatever you want to
call them.
People's.
No, pulling them kids and women.
But none of them got in trouble.
And even just laying like she knew she saw she's like, listen, she got a sweetheart deal.
If you're going to talk, she's going to get abstained.
If you don't talk, we'll give you a nice, you know, nice prison cell for a couple years
and then you'll get out.
You'll get us, you know, or you'll be no show job that makes money and you'll be all right.
What's going to happen when she gets out?
That's the thing.
Oh, she'll disappear.
She'll get her salary a year with it for a no show job that she doesn't have to do just
because she's part of her.
Yeah.
Possibly last night I saw.
But they had too much heat.
They had too much heat.
You saw what last night I saw it advertisement because I was streaming and watching my general
life commercial.
Yes, I've been watching it my whole life.
And you watch the commercials too.
No, no, man, I'm just broke.
I have to when I stream at the $9.99, that's a $22 one.
What do you call it?
Is it?
There's a new special coming out and it says in the Epstein's picture and it says he didn't
kill himself.
Okay.
So we'll see what happens.
We all know that.
I mean, you don't have to make a documentary.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
Well, Megan Kelly actually made a cryptic kind of remark about that that you're we're going
to be hearing.
There's all kinds of whistleblower f and in interviews that are coming out and all kinds
of information.
You don't want to be a whistleblower.
Also today I saw OJ who did OJ.
Nicole Simpson.
Yeah.
There's another.
An exclusive special coming out about that.
Her sister made a documentary about it.
From her family's perspective.
There's a lot of whistleblowing going on.
I know the documentary is going to be like OJ's doing.
That's all it is.
This is my second.
Now that would be very funny.
We want his money.
Well, how come these people, it's so funny that they let these pedophiles just do whatever
they want.
Since the beginning of time.
Well, yeah, I mean, there's always.
Unless they get heat on them just like Pete Diddy all of a sudden he had five, six, like
indictments against them.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now we got to do something.
Diddy, you brought this upon yourself.
Yeah.
They were starting to be long.
Yeah.
How about the other thing from the hallways?
Well, that's the video they show.
I mean, if all this shit coming out, you know, that's what you're talking about, right?
Yeah.
I'm waiting for Jay to stop.
I don't want too many people talking at once.
Even though I was talking already.
I was.
Anyways, I really threw that.
I mean, she's the one with the headphones on, but that's okay.
Here, you want me to turn it up down?
No, I can turn that shit.
And I also respected you and stipled.
I love you too.
Okay.
So take the blessing and shut your freaking.
But it's no small coincidence.
He said about you when you were upstairs.
Oh, I'm going to watch.
There's no small coincidence that they all of a sudden.
He was giving you two compliments.
I was.
He was.
I was.
You know, I was.
But it's no small coincidence that all of a sudden here's this video of him beating this
girl in this hallway.
I thought he paid 50 grand.
Yeah, I thought he paid 50 grand to get that fucking video.
It doesn't matter.
All of a sudden here it is.
Oh, he paid 50 grand to get the video, but the higher up 100.
Then they're like, yeah, sure.
We controlled it.
We need this as blackmail too.
Here's a hundred.
I mean, come on.
You're going to tell me they don't have video.
I mean, the government has videos at Epstein's house and island.
So, I mean, and it's just kind of funny.
There's such nonsense.
This is the millions of cameras in their own house.
What a bunch of dummies.
The problem is, well, that's because there's orgies going on everywhere.
I had cameras.
There you have it.
That's just the way to go.
Massad started this type of blackmail and potty pot stuff.
I mean, they actually did his.
No, gentlemen.
Oh, yeah, this has been going on.
Yeah, they are seconding up time.
David.
I'm not even 80 Apple.
Well, not the minute.
It wasn't an apple.
After the contamination.
Yeah, it's been going on since way before Christ.
Yeah, it is very human.
It's been a bit of a.
We were talking about this.
How the Democrats want to say.
It has been cast down this earth and rules it.
Yeah.
To how the Democrats are trying to realize pedophilia, which is crazy.
Like there's actually the son of a love of money, man.
Well, the son of a president right now has pictures, compromising pictures of him with
underage girls smoking crack with a gun.
I mean, how dumb are people?
Why?
Very.
How do you get away with that?
My mother taught me that I was 11.
Yeah.
If you don't ever want your mother to see it, you would never, ever, ever let anybody
take a picture of it.
Yeah.
You don't do that.
Because he's an artist too.
That's what the problem is.
There's cameras everywhere.
People steal all the time at my stupid store.
We have you on camera.
What is wrong with them?
What stupid store is that?
Well, don't say it.
I'm not going to say it.
Don't say it.
What do you call it?
I don't know where you work.
What's your name?
It's like a pickwick where I lived.
Okay.
Oh, that's so.
I love the pick.
So people were ripping it off.
Those fucks.
No, no, no.
I lived there and I loved it.
No, but when people ripped it off, you're like, what the fuck?
Oh my gosh.
One guy, Larry, got away on camera with a $550 bottle liquor.
I was effing 20 people.
$550 bottle liquor.
Yeah.
And I don't get it.
I don't drink whiskey.
I don't understand because a genie can pop out of that fucking bottle and rub my feet.
I would never spend $500 on liquor.
That's what you want a genie to do?
But we had it.
It's pretty basic.
But we had it.
It's rather slow.
I mean, in the close, I'm there.
I hope you have a dude.
The dude scoped.
He came in.
He's watching me because I worked nights.
I, you know, I worked nights.
I was only two kids.
Oh, I'm so pissed that he got away with it.
But he was smart.
He came in and he was watching just from the edge because it's two doors and he's watching
just from the edge.
Damn.
And I'm really, because I am very efficient and I'm me and killing machine.
Well, I am me and there are two other cashiers on 15.
Well, I'm multiply deep when they have one customer because they come to me.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I, he waited for the moment.
What kind of shit bag keeps a $550 bottle of booze on the floor?
Yeah, it was dumb.
It was, I will say that was dumb because he had it right on top.
It's right by our registers, which is right between both doors to get in and out.
I need to have like the 99 bottles.
Can I see a question?
Sure.
What skin color was this fellow?
White.
Oh, wow.
I've heard a lot of that.
He was white.
Listen, he was white.
Well, I know where Jay lives.
White like maybe.
I know where Jay lives.
So that's what I want to guess too.
It's a whining of 20 town.
Oh yeah.
So I mean, I actually called the bill.
I just want to play a game for a minute.
Now he was white.
He was just, he was a white dude.
I'm going to say maybe in his, in his, in his, in his, in his, in his, in his, in his
dude, I'm going to say maybe in his maybe 32, something like that.
But man, he cased the joint.
I, I, I feel like a rookie.
Yeah.
I wasn't paying attention, but again, me, I'm running the show, I'm taking care of
the customers.
I'm efficient, but he waited, came, he came in, he's watching, he's watching.
You see him look, he cases it, he catches his eye.
You can damn near see the star.
Like a f***ing epic, you know, in the moment, because I know better.
I was taught about casing, but I'm not paying attention.
And he waited just, and he came back again and he waited and he adjusted the right moment.
I mean, it was like less than a minute, probably 30 seconds.
And he just grabbed his scooped and walked.
I was right there.
He didn't even buy nothing.
No, he didn't.
So he got away.
Yeah.
He, again, so here's the two doors, the wall is right here.
My register.
And he was the $500.
He just slipped in.
Yeah.
And he got away.
But on my watch.
Was that the first time he got stole?
He was not a regular.
We've never seen him again.
Yeah.
Is that the first time one of those $500 bottles got, oh.
And it was at my watch.
Definitely the last time.
My hand didn't wait for it because you could see, but when I tell you, timed it, he was
patient.
But it was your fault.
That's how you got.
He was a pro.
He was, no, he was just smart about patience.
You played your ass.
He just watched.
And it just happened to me, he was at the register.
But I'm still pissed about it.
He never came in.
And Lord, I wish he would have come back.
You never saw him again.
But Hattie.
Oh, there's a smart guy.
I wish he would have came back in.
Oh, so do I.
Well, I knew it was what could keep the sense.
Hattie, I'm gonna grant him my trachea.
What a specific word to say.
I mean, sproke is usually what we say when I'm gonna do it.
But I know we're the trachea.
The only effort was gonna take is a thumb and three fingers.
I'm gonna throw punch this guy, but you're gonna wait for him.
Cause it was, he was feeble.
I ate it was feeble.
I'm he was feeble.
Really?
It was.
Yeah, he was feeble compared to me.
Certainly.
Yeah.
Had I busted him.
He wouldn't have made it out the door.
I could tell you that for certain.
You were like a lying doctor.
You should have taken his hand.
I'm gonna take a piss too.
Raging spider.
Since Jay took a break.
Okay.
I mean, we can go on and say.
Yeah, I feel.
Oh, I'm pissed.
You're still carrying this.
I'm not.
I'm crazy.
I don't blame you.
I'd be the same.
How many years ago was this?
A couple months ago.
Oh, a couple months ago.
Oh, this was recent.
Yes, sir.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's why.
Fucking asshole.
That's why she's a liar.
Mama Popshop.
You know, you care about everybody in there.
Well, if they're good to you too.
That's the thing.
It's a mom and popshop.
It was like a little kid.
I was like, I'm gonna go to the gym.
I'm gonna go to the gym.
That's a mom and popshop.
It was like Pickwick.
It was like having Pickwick or Gorsky's.
That's where I worked.
I'm not gonna say the name, but you just did.
That's how it felt.
Okay, I thought you were for the new one.
Okay.
No, no, no.
I was endeared.
I really loved working there.
You know what?
I know.
Because my mom worked at Gorsky's for like 20 something years.
You get endeared to that.
Yeah.
You love the family.
There wasn't a lot of money.
You already got your car broken into.
That stealing is literally going to trickle down into whether it's, you know,
actually, because times are really tough.
Especially a couple of months ago.
This is what happens.
That now it's down hill, man.
Well, yeah.
And I dropped the ball, man.
But now the guy learned his lesson and everything.
He didn't learn shit.
He got away with it.
No, no, the old, yeah, you don't keep that stuff on it.
You know what I mean?
Like that's a gotta learn.
No, unfortunately, he still has it up there.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's funny.
Yes, unfortunately, because this fucking asshole upstairs is really pushing your buttons.
Let me tell you.
Well, I wouldn't put a bottle back up there.
Have it behind the counter.
The whole thing is everything else is literally in a whole big book like Walgreens Walmart
and COVID when they change the law.
Yeah.
There's plan.
For the stupid 99 happen.
Yeah, it is down.
I think it's because, okay, it's a real small town.
I mean, it's caught like a village.
They didn't even call it the town of it.
So everybody knows everybody?
Everybody knows everybody.
All generations know everybody.
555,000 miles.
But I think it's just a kind of a raggy thing.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he has this up here.
But you could still just because it's above it, it should be in there.
Yeah, definitely.
All of our customers heard about it to all more like, why does he put it in like?
Yeah, I mean, come on.
On top of the lock.
Just don't keep $500 out where people can grab it.
They don't graduate high school, but how come that's not the one that's left?
And the problem is, you know, what are the odds that a liquor store has a $550?
It's not a liquor store.
It's a grocery store.
Oh, it's a grocery store.
Yeah.
It's like a pickwick.
Cheeser's Gills.
I thought you excuse me.
What the fuck?
Pickwick is great.
If you're from the Midwest, you're a pickwick.
Yes.
And yes, that's not to you go in the back.
That whole musky old school, you know, has the home, the big mural on the wall of like,
when the freaking street was dust, you know, it's right on the border of Wisconsin.
Oh, okay.
It was just very endearing.
I really actually just affectionately loved working there just when nostalgia.
No.
And I don't have shit like that anymore.
That's the thing.
I will be salty forever that that mojo.
The fucking way.
Got away with that.
I'm salty.
I don't blame it.
I am salty as shit about it.
COVID shut down all the mom and pop shit.
Which was part of the goal.
And then.
Well, sure, yeah.
Now the big places are going, you know what I mean?
Like Walmart and all these places are moving to downtown San Francisco.
There's a whole black where nobody's there.
It's like, this is what they want to do.
They're making us into like, oh, I love working there.
I love the world country.
I don't, I rather pay a couple of bucks a bucks and go to a mom, pops.
I loved working.
Yeah.
I knew all my customers.
And that's what it is.
I just, I loved working there.
Yeah.
No, that's a good thing.
That's what they do.
They'll never go back.
Hey, here's what they do in places like San Francisco, Philly and shit.
They move these bums around from neighborhood to neighborhood, they drive down the prices
of these buildings, the landlord's self or dirt cheap, and then these big developers
buying the big next building there.
The beginning of generalization.
And then they move them to the next area and all these junkies and bums are in the next
neighborhood and fucking ruining that area.
Just like they used to do with New York.
They used to take them and ship them to Florida, the homeless.
Like they would actually pay for them to take a, oh, what do you call it?
What's his name?
Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about.
Well, yeah, but they would, I know I understand what you mean.
They go block by block.
Yeah, man.
They fucking ruin the property value and take it back and fucking then make it go back
higher and get rid of all these motherfuckers.
They have homeless every summer that come to this place and everybody like kind of takes
care of them.
Yeah, which is crazy.
But you know, it's like feeding wild animals.
But they go up there.
Like literally.
Oh, so they're all local.
Yeah.
That's kind of weird.
That kind of a town where the homeless come back every year.
They migrate back to their home land.
They got to stay in line and not a bunch of them, but there are a few stables that come
every year.
Because it's nice.
Yeah.
They go and my manager would actually always get them placed somewhere.
You know, whether it's a shelter or it's detox or whatever it is.
And they would go on winter.
But as soon as the weather breaks, they're always bad.
They're all smoky crack.
But they're like stables.
They're not pedophiles.
They're just shoes homeless.
I don't know.
They're just fake.
They're just stables.
I don't know.
I know.
I want to see their paperwork.
Trust me.
They're not.
But you just ignore kill.
All of a sudden summer, you know, summer's ending.
You have all the trimmers coming up.
I mean, you see them on the roads that you never see anybody.
You see trimmers hitchhiking.
Oh, the nuts come out when the brother breaks.
They come out.
Well, the violence goes up too.
Everybody's been fucking locked in their houses.
And now all of a sudden they can go buck wild.
I mean, what are the summer of love that are going to call this one again?
Because of all the violence that's going to happen.
I mean, it's already the first.
Oh, you know who does that?
Whoopie Goldberg on the view.
So you're the that's why I hate it.
So you're Larry Goldberg.
I just watched a clip of those idiots talking.
She kept on going.
I'm like, Oh, there it is.
That's why Larry's actually from family guy.
Initially.
Whoopie Goldberg black woman.
Whoopie Goldberg does it on the show.
Like she actually does it.
I mean, people women have been doing that or black women have been doing that.
But it's just funny that it's where you go.
I realized, oh, we call it, you never what?
I used to love the view until.
Just to love the view?
Wait until the truck came up.
I haven't watched it for eight years.
Slow down.
I haven't watched it for eight years.
I was like, wow, wow, wow.
Yeah.
Give me one second.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait a second.
Why did you watch the view?
Because I really liked the thing where personal they can argue without.
Who was versatile at this time?
Was it Meredith Vieira?
When it was first.
Rachel has it back.
It was Meredith.
Before before the marriage, the one from the game show.
When she came then I was like, certainly.
Okay.
But what do you call it?
Who else was on the panel at that time?
Meredith Vieira.
Oh, the original.
Was it Whoopie Goldberg?
The original.
No.
Okay.
So yeah.
Way later.
That's how I love it.
I love it.
I'm a singer.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, that's not right.
So it was actually at that point in time there was people that had integrity on it.
There was different opinions when Barbara was on there.
She's an integral.
Barbara Walters.
I mean, she was no more skinny.
No.
Because I feel like there was an episode where Barbara fucking Joe Biden.
Whoopie and Joe whoopie and Joey.
Did you see him reaching for the visible chair this week?
Did you hear him you talking?
Apparently you need your headphones sir.
So, Barbara Walters, one of the biggest things and it's probably when I stopped watching.
Because Barbara just was, she's like Walter Cronkite.
Cronkite.
Another show.
You know, he'll take both but just the fact.
But she also was very professional.
And both sides were welcome.
Now let me finish.
It'll be a short story if you don't interrupt.
So far you're lying.
She's traded for Barbara Walters.
That's the greatest story ever.
I don't know if you can hear you but I can and so can everybody else.
So could you just give me a second?
Alright, thank you.
What's his space?
He was not the podcast.
So like the first podcast.
Oh.
Way back right.
The swim ball.
He's close.
The other one that wrote all the books.
I believe he wrote the book about Lincoln killing every, come on you know who he is.
He's going to kill me.
Oh.
Larry.
Bill O'Reilly was on the show.
And he had said, I don't know, he said something that offended with something about the Jews.
The broads on there.
No, it was something about the Jews.
This guy was on to something.
But whoopi in the show.
She's not on there.
I'm not mad.
It used to be like a talk show and everybody's sitting around.
Well, whoopi and Joy got up and had an absolute total.
We're like, yeah, we're not doing it.
I like show starting.
Hey, was Joy Bayhara always on there?
Yes.
She was an original cast member.
Yes.
She's horrible.
So Joy and whoopi got up and we're like, no, no, no, no, we're not.
We're not even going to be part of this.
Yeah.
Barbra's going to meet up name.
You can go back and look at Barbra's going.
Her name is Karen Johnson.
So yes, it is.
Barbara is going back like in the episode she's going.
This is unacceptable.
She was very professional.
Hey, you don't.
She didn't really agree with what he said,
but he had a right to say it.
But yeah, because it's freedom of speech.
Freedom of speech.
Yeah, that's what we live on.
After that is when I stopped watching.
Oh, okay.
But why did you watch it though?
Because it was great in the beginning.
That was like, hey, these broads
are out of their own teach.
Oh, was it just because nothing was on
during that time of day?
It was because I really respected Barbara Walters
and I was really curious to see different points of view
for women.
Okay.
Not that I'm all, believe me, I'm not all earring.
I know, I know.
You're talking about their menopause shit too?
You're not women.
No, but I am in menopause.
So you gotta watch it.
You were like a fucking, you're like the son of a woman.
Well, wait a minute.
It's like a rural, rural, it's sitting next to you.
That means I'm 100% more me than I was 10 years ago.
Yeah, I mean, what did you do me?
I know.
Now you're a biker.
Oh, wait a minute.
So, wait, Whoopi shows that name?
Whoopi?
Yes, yes.
What the hell?
She was a comedian.
That's what you know what?
That's right, she was.
Whoopi Cushion.
And I respect your comedian.
She was actually, yeah, she was good,
she was an anti-assic comedian.
She wasn't actually, she wasn't bad.
I respect that.
Yeah, I like that.
I just don't agree with her.
Whoopi used to be good.
I don't agree with her now,
but I do respect Sister Act was good.
And it's okay.
I never saw any of her shit.
You can still respect somebody
and not agree with them.
I think American way.
Sister Act was good.
Yeah, but that's the American America.
Long before that, I'm talking back
when they were young comedians.
Well, yeah.
With Billy Crystal and I mean, you know,
in the tragedy.
Roseanne, yeah, even before Roseanne.
I love Roseanne by the way.
Oh, she's the best.
Who doesn't?
I used to be called her and I probably still would.
What do you call her?
Oh, Roseanne.
Isn't it crazy that I still love her?
I love her as an anti-assist.
I have a mother and she got an odd deal
and it was absolute bullshit and hypocrisy
and I stand by her 1000 bucks.
And she hasn't changed.
She is funny.
I mean, if all you gotta do is take Ambien
to call black people monkeys,
let me tell you how many Ambien junkies.
That's not what she said.
She didn't say that in view.
I mean, what a bad, that's not what she said.
Holy devil's advocate.
Close enough.
That's your mouth.
I mean, we're almost there though.
Isn't it crazy that Roseanne Barr
is better looking than Madonna right now?
No, I think it's absolutely because she's natural.
Look, it's crazy.
I'm just saying, isn't that crazy?
Madonna is freaky looking, man.
Who would have thought that 25 years ago?
Oh yeah.
Would you have thought?
No.
You're like, no.
I sent the guys a meme about that
and Roseanne looks good.
I mean, I think she looks good.
Compared to face Madonna,
that's a race trader.
Whoops, sorry.
I don't care what she is.
Oh my God.
Niels is fucking drunk ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not drunk, what are you talking about?
Yeah, but no, Madonna is just-
It was a joke, Larry.
Oh, okay.
Listen, there's something about growing
and being natural and just growing old,
gracefully and just giving your best out.
And just, yeah, love her life.
Roseanne is effin' real.
You ever listen to anything she says?
Oh, she's woken up.
She dies her hair and shit.
No, she doesn't.
What's with her, Sammy Sarr?
Yeah, she got great and shit.
You speak of what you don't not know, Larry.
You're way behind.
I'm not way behind.
I love those in soft top.
She's got kick ass over here.
I see that.
I just thought she still dyed her hair.
No.
Because I was just not even looking at her hair.
No, she is age and gracefully
and she looks fricking more fabulous than ever.
And she's on top of her shit.
I love watching her pie.
She could have been, they could really-
Just because she's Roseanne.
You guys, when she went to,
she could have been destroyed
and she could still have tried.
She really, Tom Arnold,
I mean, that's enough for me.
Why would she be destroyed?
Joey, cause I'm sorry, Larry.
She made Tom Arnold a fucking,
she made Tom Arnold a star.
Joey Larry shows.
Larry, she made an inappropriate,
unwoke comment and they took everything from her.
The show.
No, I remember, I know.
I know.
I mentioned what I'm talking about.
Which is funny, they say she died from a pill overdose.
Yeah.
Every time we got talking.
Tom Arnold would be nothing.
Very funny.
Cool, man.
He's nothing without her.
It was every time Arnold.
It was just-
Tom Arnold is nothing without Roseanne.
That is the time of the wind.
Dude, that clown.
It was like this much of her life.
I got the piss tapes.
It was quick.
Oh yeah.
You remember that?
Yeah, the piss tapes.
He's a-
He was Tom Arnold?
She's badass.
She was the only one saying he-
Talking to the Trump piss tapes.
The Trump piss tapes.
Oh, what a piece of shit.
Which is hilarious.
I'm sure it is.
I see him, how bad.
No, exactly dude, yeah.
He's a shit.
I get tired of these people on the internet.
It's like, oh, this is gonna drop.
It's like, bitch, drop it.
Just don't talk shit.
If you have facts, then do it.
Just drop it, don't talk.
We have the Epstein list
and nobody's getting fucked with.
It's just-
We have the weather man that's ever bought one.
What's that?
That's the weather man.
Never mind.
It's probably only funny in my head.
I'm gonna retreat.
Some facts got dropped today.
What?
Ween is releasing a 30th anniversary chocolate and cheese.
Yay.
Very exciting.
I love their titles.
They stink.
Fuck, you don't know anything about music.
If you like Ween either or you.
That's right.
Piss up a rope, you.
Piss up a rope.
Man, that's gotta be interesting.
I wonder if we get a pissing up a rope contest.
But the whole-
Yeah, what everybody does-
Everybody's pissing up a rope.
There's some candy and we're gonna piss up a rope.
Everybody's pissing up a rope, isn't that?
I don't even know what that means.
What does that really mean?
Piss up a rope, see who gets wet.
You're gonna piss on yourself.
Right.
It's like spitting the wind.
Both of you piss to the streets.
Both of you are getting wet.
That's how I interpret it.
I got people paying good money for that nowadays.
Conflict, piss up a rope.
Nobody's agreeing, everybody's bitching.
Nobody sees each other's side.
I don't know if that's exactly what it means,
but you're right.
Listen, music's open for interpretation
and that was my interpretation.
That's what I felt.
That was my perspective.
It means piss up a rope, go fuck yourself.
Yeah, same shit.
You know what, no worries.
I'm just taking a little further
because if you're both pissing up a rope,
you're both getting wet.
Oh, now there's two guys do pissing up a rope
at the same time?
Sounds very gay.
In my mind.
I mean, this is perfect for Pride Month.
Man, you got some phobias, man.
I don't have any phobias.
But that is good for Pride Month.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Some piss rope pissing.
Yeah.
You might be behind us up there.
There's any dykes out there
that wanna send us some rope pissing videos.
You know what?
Now that's a good idea.
We will watch them.
And if they're scissoring while they're doing it.
We'll talk about them.
We can rank them.
Now what kind of rope are we talking about here?
Don't make a noose
because we're gonna kill and condone that kind of stuff.
But it would be very funny.
Oh man, oh my.
Piss up a noose, father.
That's our God.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Piss through the noose.
Piss through a noose.
It's like a circus act.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
Don't kneel down and catch it in your mouth
on the other side.
What in the hell are you guys talking about?
If there's any ladies that wanna piss through a noose
and send us the videos.
I don't like that, Larry.
We're open to it.
Jay is gonna watch everyone.
I don't like it.
You better put your headphones on.
Your form.
Put your headphones on.
We will watch them too.
Put them on.
I'm not kidding.
Put them on so you can hear your stunad self.
Stunad.
All right, what time are we at?
Shit.
Why are you digging through the trash?
Is that where you had fun time?
Don't you spit in there?
No, I didn't spit in there yet.
I dropped my roach in there.
We're over time.
We're 124.
Oh gosh, I'm just getting heated up.
I know.
We're gonna have to do a second one.
Yeah.
I mean.
We gotta mention Tom's free clinic.
Automotive.
You can do the jingle tonight.
In veterinarian.
Think about what we talked about.
I have no idea.
If your balls get swollen,
you don't know where to go.
Call Tom's free clinic.
If you're pissing up a rope and your panties get soaked.
Oh, kiki.
Send him to Lariania.
In a plastic bag, please.
So, keep integrity.
Self-adress stamped envelope.
We will send it to you.
Anything wrong with your...
And also, we were talking...
I'm not gonna...
He does this whole bag because I'm sitting that close.
Ten thousand prison.
Oh, that was great.
That is awesome.
Maybe we should...
The Idaho prison system?
Well, they're all over it.
If you do it in Illinois,
cut down on shipping costs if you know what I mean.
We want more local.
Yeah, it's like, I want a video of you taking them off,
sealing them, butting them in the mouth.
Sniffing them first.
I'm going over my head and I'm glad.
Oh, yeah, we was talking about
sniffing women's underwear.
Except from prisoners, too.
And you know they feed them a high carbohydrate.
We're gonna make sure they're authentic.
I'm gonna make sure they're authentic.
They do feed them a high carb.
So, I mean, we want to change Wednesday.
That's the ones we want to buy.
Let's sign up.
We can let another one rip, I suppose.
Yeah, we can chill for a little bit and figure something out.
Okay.
We're having fun.
Thank you for tuning in to the later Needle Show.
Yeah, we love you guys.
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Sorry, Kurt, we couldn't have a poppin'.
Yeah.
These guys are gross, but give me love, Needles.
Next time we'll try and get a better guess.
I'm gonna throw my voice into Jay.
The Jews were on the country.
They do.
They're smart with money.
Never don't lie.
There's more devious money.
My brain doesn't go there far.
Maths don't lie, Jay.
What are you here for?
Were you gonna expand your mind?
Very good business.
Oh, you're gonna expand my mind.
Yeah, I'm here to open your third eye, Jay,
if you know what I mean.
Okay.
Okay, how about it?
Okay, thank you for tuning in.
Peace.
Let me in Needles show.