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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry and I'm Needles.
We have Jeff with us today. Special guest today, Jeff, first time on the pod.
Hey everybody. How you doing today, Jeff? All right, man. Awesome. Thank you for joining us.
We really appreciate it. You bet. So obviously Kiki is in here
today. So usually the Larry and Needles show
once again is embroiled in scandal. Kiki tells Larry and I
that he's going to the Golden Triangle. We're like, awesome, man. That's great. You're going to travel out of the country.
But come to find out that he was arrested in a sting operation
in the Golden Triangle as an notorious Asian brothel and my job in gambling
is done. So I spoke with
the guy. They're cracking down on that. Yeah, I spoke with the
Chai Comm that's holding. So we're in contact with the Chinese embassy located here in Chicago.
And you know, Godspeed to Kiki.
I told him he had drugs in his ass. So let's see how quickly he gets out.
So let's get down to the needy gritty. I'm sure that'll definitely help his cause.
Yes, it shall. So let's get down to the needy gritty because I know Kiki's going to want to listen to this
and keep up. So we're going to talk about Pee Wee Manchester United.
My son is on a soccer team. Oh, he's 10.
Yeah, he's not. I went and saw him play. Yeah, so he's 10. Yeah.
Needle's got real nervous because everybody in his
baby mama family is Ukrainian and I had the
hammer and sickle t-shirt. Oh, no.
I didn't even realize. He was like, Larry, what the fuck? And I'm like, oh man.
I didn't say what the fuck. I didn't realize that Larry was going to give me a ride.
Larry needed to give me a ride. So I made him turn it. I don't like to
censor Larry ever, but they're from Ukraine. So I did not want
any confrontation. But we did have a great
time watching those kids play. Oh, so
he's used to not passing it to Kiki. You want some of this? Sure. Yeah, sorry.
Of course I have it. So
let's see. As the tale goes from last time, so Larry came to watch them
and there's two brothers. And I saw Godzilla in action.
Yeah, we call them the sushi brothers because they're both Asian.
And one guy we call, I'll give you a quick recap. I was wondering why you call him that.
What? I'm kidding, man. And so one of the kids we call Godzilla
because he's crazy. Yeah, he's the
most unsteriotypical Asian kid you'll ever meet. He's big. He's a big
kid and he's got an anger problem that would
make Johnny Rotten smile. This kid is really
he's going to be a problem. So Larry got to see him in action.
So what happened? We were in a practice
and he's notorious for grabbing kids and like pulling them
and shaking them. Okay. Yeah, I'm
being dead serious. We got two red cards from this kid. So Godzilla
so we were in a practice one day and we were like, listen, you can't be grabbing the kids.
You can't pull them. So Godzilla grabs the kid one more time
and the head coach, I'm assistant, he's like, you got to sit on the sideline. So he stops
off the field screaming, grabs the head coach's
water bottle and whips it like 20 yards and then proceeds to
stamp around screaming at the top of his lungs in front of all
the parents and everybody. This kid's 10. He's 10.
He's a real dream boy. So he told the ref to
fuck off. He said, I'm going to get you. So I'm skating on the sideline.
I'm going to get you. Yeah, I'm skating on the sideline with this fucking psychopath
and he's like yelling at the ref, fuck you. I'm going to get him. Like, what are you
doing, man? This kid's 10 years old. I'm like, this is out of control.
So last week they had a game and Godzilla
plays goalie because we have to keep them away from the other kids.
But what happened was, and I definitely agree, he should be separated.
But what happened was, is that one of the kids wanted to play goalie the second
half, so we had to take Godzilla out. Well, didn't he punch a kid?
Jesus, Larry slowed the story down, man. Why did you just
busted a nut before I even got there? I thought he was already getting kicked out.
No, no, no, no. So we had to pull him out of goalie and another kid goes in and
as Larry just said, we get Godzilla out on the field. In general
and this little bastard, what does he do? Punches a kid right
in front of us like five feet away and the ref is like
what the hell are you doing? And then he starts screaming at the
kid and like lunges at him. So then now he's standing on the sideline
next to me and I'm like, what are you doing Godzilla? I don't call
him that, but I'm just, I don't want, you know, and he's like, that mother,
that's, I'm like, dude, I saw what you did. There would be a punch to him. I'm like,
why'd you punch him? He's like, no, he punched a kid.
In front of us. We're like, dude, so you gotta get out of there. So then now he can't play the rest of the game.
So we tie the game. I didn't
see this part Larry. Joe saw this part. So we, at the end of the game
we all line up and we shake hands. So I'm by the head coach walking
and your team's walking there all, you know, I'm not paying attention. Talking to the other coach.
This little son of a bitch kicks a kid.
In the line. In the line. In all of the parents.
When you're shaking hands. Dude, yeah, all the parents from the other team are on the
field because they do this gay ass thing where they form like a steeple.
Like a steeple sort of, and then all the kids run through it. So all the kids are on the field
and there's like a commotion and I don't realize what it is. I take the kids over the sideline
come to find out he kicked two kids.
Godzilla. Yeah, God, I mean this guy's just raging on Tokiho right now.
He's not keeping his hands or his feet to himself.
The parents, they make an archway like each one will be on each side and it's
like 20 of them on each side and as the kids run underneath their
arms that are above them, they're all going good job Johnny, good job.
They like put their palms together and then they make like a steeple.
And they all run through the middle. So I asked the kids if they wanted to do it and they're like, no, that's dumb.
They don't like that. No, I wouldn't like that. Yeah, so.
I don't like that either. Alright, so now.
Did you imagine our parents doing that? No, not at all. They were drinking old styles.
Yelling at the broths of the empires. Our fucking parents didn't even go.
We would drive our bikes to the fucking game and ride home and they'd say, how do you do at home?
You know. That was a little, you know,
today the parents are so involved that they'll kill the fucking rap for the opposing
teams. You saw how we get.
We got heated out there. They stood on the sidelines with me. It's completely different
when you're standing next to us. It's crazy. The other coaches are yelling, parents
are yelling. These guys are out of here. But actually it's pretty chill right now.
We actually need those kids. It's one of the better kids on the team.
He scored two goals. He scored the only two goals.
He was pissed off at the end. He was happy when I, when he saw
I was there, he almost was like, oh, he was like, oh my God. But at the
end he wasn't too happy because he missed a penalty kick that
he probably could have made. But they put a different goalie in that goalie. Yeah, this kid, the kid in
the goal, yeah, three times the size of the other kid, the kid in the goal was bigger
than I was. Yeah, he was about as big as you are. He was fucking huge. He was huge. Like, man, this
kid is 10. And the other kid was a quarter of his, a little bit over a third
of his size, let's say. So he was, he was a lot better goalie than the first, the
first kid was like a mini kid. Yeah. So then, you know, extra small
to war. So then Joe goes over to his mom after the game
and she's like, dude, she's like this crazy. I don't know, she I won't say crazy, but
she's like got this big like straw. I mean, come on, I just realized
the stereotypical. She got this big straw hat. I don't think she's the rice paddy.
She's got these huge sunglasses on and
tuna roll. That's the other brother. She was with Godzilla.
Yeah, that's Godzilla's mom. Godzilla and tuna roll. So she actually has the triangular
fucking sauce around her. Yeah, that was, it was just a big circle.
But, uh, that honorable hat. Yeah. So then fucking
Joe goes up to them and he's like, listen, he's like, you know, this is
the second time that we've had to tell you that, you know, he's
too aggressive to be playing in that, um, what do you call it?
That which is very, he's going to hurt somebody and that's going to
like that's going to make parents angry. Now we're going to have to go out there and defend the kid.
Do you know what I mean? Like, who knows if somebody's drinking or what, you know what I mean?
Like, what the hell's going on there? He could get a parent pissed off. Yeah.
And then they rushed the field, pushed the kid and then now it's like we got to defend this child.
No, no parent has ever came and pushed a kid though. What are you, nuts? They have?
You are crazy. Yeah. They do. Yes.
Punch kids. Adults are hitting the kids. Yeah.
There's a famous wrestling one where this guy's kid is getting beaten.
He runs off the stands and pushes the guy and then a fight ensues.
Of course it does. So, so there's got, you know, there's
a fine line and we have to kind of reprimand this kid, but it's not my kid.
So it's like, you can't say, Hey, motherfucker. Well, you don't talk to children like that.
First of all, I mean, it's your first problem.
This is how he's addressing that. No, I don't talk to my own kid that way either. I've never said
I'm a friend in front of my kid ever. Shit. What do you mean, shit?
Class? You've ever heard of these things?
I wouldn't. I would. I would. I didn't think that was bad to say to your kid.
Am I a friend? Yeah. That's kind of bad to say to a 10 year old.
My dad would say that to me and my brother all the time. What the fuck is wrong with you, motherfucker?
He'd say. Alright, well, I mean, to each his own,
shout out big Joe. I mean, it was a different time back
then too. Now you can rest it if you reprimand your children.
Yeah. So, um, so then after the game
he goes talks to, you know, to Godzilla's mom
and even the other kids are like, this is, you know, they're like, wow, why did he,
why did Godzilla do that? Why did he kick him? What's wrong with him? Why? Why did he?
He has no reason, right? He just, just anger. Just like a complete
illicit feeling of anger. Shit. And the kid is
big, man. Like, you know, usually these Oriental kids are little and skinny.
This motherfucker is not little or skinny. His brother is.
But he is not. The kid with the rage could be Godzilla. Like, he could
be the guy in the Godzilla rubber suit. He fits the trope of it. Definitely.
They send their names. Their real names could be like a
side dish off of a fucking Chinese menu. Right?
This must stop. Yeah. Well, one of the kids is literally a product
that's made in Asia. I'll tell you after. So then he
just talks to Godzilla's mom and she's just like, you know,
like this meekly, you know, she says, we need to go eat Tokyo.
Yeah. The dog is in the car getting warm.
So, oh, so he talks to him. So we have preg. So he tells
him he can't play on the team anymore. Oh, because it's that bad. I mean, this is
this is five last game. The last game that was Godzilla.
When I went to, yes. Oh, I saw Godzilla. I saw Godzilla's last stand.
I saw Godzilla's last stand.
I saw the story fucking Pee Wee soccer game. I should have called his brother
Mothra now that I think about it, but that's how I tune the roles about her.
It is. So then, uh, so he tells him he's like, he didn't tell me
this until I saw him on practice on Tuesday and he's like, oh yeah, I told Godzilla's mom, because he calls
him that too, because the kids is lunatic. I mean, uh, that he can't play anymore.
And I was like, man, I'm like, I know you were pissed. I know you were angry. I'm like, we need a goal.
Maybe we should call, you know, maybe we should
now that the stuff is so he didn't show up for practice. Oh, Godzilla said, fuck you guys. I'm not going to practice.
I think Larry, we, I didn't mean, I hate to say this. We might have to call the CIA or somebody.
Because, uh, because, uh, I talked to a tune role as
brother, Godzilla's brother. And I'm like, oh, where's Godzilla?
And he's like, uh, they say he's got to go.
And he's like, oh, he's on vacation for the summer.
I'm like, what do you mean? I'm like, what do you mean he's on vacation for the summer?
And he's like, yeah, I'm like, well, where did he go? And he's like, I don't know.
There goes Tokyo. Oh, man. I don't know. I think they might have
brought him back to the motherland. This one, no good.
You take back. You take this one back.
Put a red star on him and make him start learning.
So they put him right into the training for the, for like the
suicide killer. I don't know what they did with them because he doesn't know what happened.
Like I'm like, what do you mean? The little brother has no idea. Yeah, tune
role doesn't know what's going on. So here's the thing. They might have sent that
kid off to some kind of disciplinary camp or some kind of program.
Yeah. Yeah. Because when we were bad, when we were real bad, my dad would be like, you
motherfuckers, I'm sending you guys, you're going to, um, reform school.
Yeah. He acted like, he acted like we didn't need to go to jail or nothing
first. Like he could just put us in reform. Do you know how much reform school is?
Like, you can't afford that. I know how much. We had no idea, but he would share the
shit out of us. I'm just saying now that you think about it, if you're a adult, you're like, damn, that's like 40 grand a year.
We knew some kids that went to, we knew some kids that were so bad. Bob Larson or someone like that went to
some kind of. Yeah. And someone else went to reform school. I want to say my cousin Eddie went to military school.
Yeah. Yeah. Where they're like kicking the shit out of you.
Well, I mean, we got to take a train. We talked about this before. You get, you were so bad, you got to go to the military.
Yeah. Yeah. Jail or the military. My cousin Larry had to do that.
I know we talked about going on vacation. One of the first, you know, go to the army instead of going to jail.
Now they got boot camp, but you know, it's a good, it's a good idea if it actually sticks and works.
If you, if it fucking, if you're smart enough to listen, it's a good idea.
It was a good idea at one point. They don't do that anymore.
I'm sure that's because everyone's way off the fucking chain. It's so out of control now.
I don't even know about off the chain. I don't think. No matter who, no matter who you are, if you spend some time in jail,
it's going to change. You're going to carry that the rest of your life. Yeah.
You're always going to go live bad. We always remember those experiences that you had and maybe, but some people don't learn.
I mean, look at these multiple comics. So I don't know if I should say RIP to Godzilla.
I don't know if I should call the CNA. So he might not come back.
I don't know, man, but that's just kind of weird in the middle of the season.
It's probably getting electro shock therapy.
All I know is Godspeed Godzilla. I don't know what's going on with you, man. You are dangles. You're dangling.
How about this fucking Biden, this cocksucker that he is, he had he okayed the FBI when they were raiding Mar-a-Lago.
Now, I don't know how much of this is conspiracy theory or whatever, but this is what they're saying on the news.
And at least with the reporting in the paper. Because you always believe the news.
Right. But this is what they're reporting that they had carte blanche open fire and, you know,
on anybody in Mar-a-Lago and they went in unmarked.
Well, you said excessive force is out of use.
And license to kill.
So now, I don't know about license to kill.
No, totally. At their own discretion, you don't have to ask or nothing.
Which is funny that the CAA is going to fight the secret service.
Then, the other thing is...
That's a boom right there.
I know.
It's a million dollars shit.
It's pretty fucking complicated. Then the other thing is when they had the suicide bomber in their sights,
identify...
Which suicide bomber?
The one that killed the 13 soldiers on our Afghanistan escape.
Oh, well, we just asked all of our military equipment.
When they called in and said, can we kill this guy? We got him in our sights. They said no.
Yeah.
Okay, and I mean...
So, they don't want to kill some fucking tall head that's going to blow up our soldiers.
Yeah, because there's no money in that.
We got to keep funneling money through Ukraine. That's how we launder our money.
This was Afghanistan though.
I know, but I'm not...
There's no more of that money.
There's no money killing that guy. What's the point of it?
We're already leaving $80 billion worth of equipment there.
So, they can reverse that to sell it to China.
They're not gonna care.
Learn how to use it now.
It just gives them a reason to make more.
Yeah.
They don't care.
Right.
Raytheon is glad.
Well...
They could sell it all new shit.
North of Kato, Boeing...
I think Pfizer or something like that.
I don't know if I'd buy any shit from Boeing anymore.
Well, I mean their weapons work it sounds like.
And I'm not saying anything bad about Boeing.
I am.
I don't want to die.
I'll say something bad.
The whole thing is that...
How about a third whistleblower dad?
Well, do you know what happened with what was going on?
Was that the people, the DEI hires that they had,
they were short staffed for quality control.
So, these people were signing off on their own products.
So, there was no quality control on it.
That's like, I think that's like the nexus of what was going on there.
Like I was reading some things about it.
I mean, irony that three people...
I mean, bad things come in threes, right?
Yeah.
Especially if you work for Boeing.
You probably...
I mean, that's the craziest thing that you...
And people do...
How about...
Okay, how about this dude?
Do you see the guy, the CIA, they're talking about,
they shot that dude.
Remember, we talked about him?
The gun dealer.
And the one that worked for the Clintons.
The Air Force.
He worked just recently.
Yeah, the guys on trial right now,
and they're like, why would you block the guy's camera?
Why would you...
On his door.
The guy, if somebody bangs on his door,
and he's selling guns, what do you think is going to happen?
He's going to come out with a pistol.
And then they're like, why...
Because they didn't have body cams on.
They're like, why didn't you have body cams on?
And they're like, budget cuts.
He's like, buddy, you get $1.6 billion a year.
In funding.
You can't have a fucking camera.
Body cameras.
$300 to $500 a piece.
Is it an FBI?
Oh, CIA.
CIA.
Well, yeah, I mean, I think...
I don't know exactly who executed the search warrant.
I might have been the ATF since it involved firearms.
But I did remember, I just didn't look into it
because I was just reading something about that.
But the government is just killing people.
Just killing people.
They weaponized.
And nobody says anything about this.
Bowling, killing people.
Yeah.
Blamely.
The guy told...
Blamely.
The guy was talking to a chicken.
He's like, hey, I don't want to.
I'm not going to kill myself.
I'm fine.
And then all of a sudden, he suicides.
Yeah.
And then another guy suicides.
And then another guy got an infection for sex.
Yeah.
I mean, the coincidences...
The most dangerous job in the world.
Bowling, whistleblower.
Yeah.
But we don't really...
I mean, we don't...
We're going to die.
Condone coincidences.
And we don't...
And we try to debunk them.
Oh, what are the benefits?
Yeah.
We don't kill that many.
Three dudes killed for talking about one company.
Kind of a coincidence.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a...
And we all know...
We all know that none of us believe in actual real coincidence.
Well, that's a coincidence.
Come on.
That really is.
Three people, one dies.
Another guy wants to be a whistleblower dies.
Come on.
Two of them die.
That's a coincidence.
Three of them die.
That's like, what the fuck?
I mean, they're literally going with the Hells Angels moniker, you know?
I wonder if someone...
Keep a secret if two of them are dead.
Yeah.
I wonder if someone's coming to them and just saying like, listen, if you want to save
your family, then we just got off you.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's all...
They probably got tapes on these people, Epstein people.
They probably got dirt on them.
Just like, it's crazy that the way the government is going right now.
We talked about this before.
How these people are openly saying about the president that he might die or he might be
assassinated.
Like, that's crazy to say.
Yeah.
And that's when you think about it.
Like, who's ever, ever...
How about Trump went to the fucking Bronx, man?
Yeah, we know about that.
He went to...
I mean, okay, the guy held up.
You know what?
They're going to force him to stick around New York.
He's going to stick around New York.
And then now they get pissed because they force him to do something.
It's like, listen, man.
But you know, Bronx is hard fucking Democrat and all those people...
Didn't look like it yesterday.
No, it did not.
It really did not look like it yesterday.
It did not.
But at the same time, there's 8.8 million people that live in New York.
What are you going to do?
You know?
Naked city.
Starts grassroots, shit.
That's the whole thing.
Do you really want...
Do you want four more years of what's going on right now?
Hell, man.
And if you...
Illinois is going to change.
Ha!
Well, first of all, as soon as...
Pritzker.
...Gradfucker.
Well, Pritzker, you know what...
Kim Foxx is on her way out.
Yeah, she's leaving next year.
Her term is up.
Oh, oh.
Kim Foxx will be gone.
But they'll replace her with some other psycho.
Well, I don't know about that.
I'll drink to that.
Yeah, whatever.
I mean, that's where the hard...
That's where the Democrat shit comes in.
When Cook County, like, officials and stuff like that.
These people really, really want to keep the reins on these people.
Just like that, um...
Shit.
Like, what they're doing to Trump, you know, Mike Madigan, our fucking guy, he's always
dodging a trial and prolonging things and getting out of it and wait, wait, wait.
And then, you know...
Extension, extension, extension.
And Trump is like, okay, motherfucker, no, now we want to do it now, you know.
It's like really, really crazy.
Oh, it's just funny.
Okay, so let's go back from...
Okay, let's just do the president right now.
Okay.
Well, like, Mike Madigan shouldn't have more pull.
I know it's local, but it's sick.
Yeah, but...
Okay, so let's just go backtrack from...
Okay, Trump, 91 indictments.
President right now, literally flooding our country with illegal aliens.
Yeah, right.
That is a crime.
That's a crime right there.
It's written in our Constitution that it's a fucking crime.
He's committed a crime there.
Yes.
You're right.
And he committed another crime by forgiving all of these loans that the Supreme Court already
told him.
No, you don't have the power to do that.
Isn't that crazy?
And he keeps doing that.
So that's too gigantic, blatant, against...
Going against the law.
Your crane, they just sent him another $275 million yesterday.
Damn.
Dude, listen, here's the deal.
If a billion dollars didn't help him a year ago or two years ago, what can another $600
million get it to?
Do you know what I mean?
And I completely believe that they're fucking selling our technology to the chai cams and
they're reverse engineering it and using it against us.
It's totally...
It's just...
It's like a...
It's what do you call it?
It's like good fellas.
You know what I mean?
We get the place, we just bust this shit out of it until it's broken, we burn it to the
ground.
Right.
And then it comes in the front door, goes right out the back door.
It's just a complete money laundering scheme.
And the problem is, is nowadays with these people, internet sleuths and all that stuff,
you can follow a paper trail, you can see flight logs, you can follow planes, you can
see where they're landing, you can find bank accounts and do all this bullshit, and they
still get away with it.
It's so blasé and blatant in their faces.
It's crazy.
And did you see the rally that Biden had?
He couldn't get fucking 10 people in.
There was about 30 people there, 20 of them have to be there.
Do you think 80 million people voted for that ass hat?
No.
And the problem is also is that these numbers come out and they're like, hey, 10,000 people
in Texas voted on the same social security number.
And it's like, okay, how come nobody's looking at this?
Are we just so far gone that the law does not apply to people anymore that are in higher
positions?
A lot of people think that.
It feels like it.
It doesn't even look like it.
It feels like it is it actually.
Like, look at Comey.
Oh, yeah.
Those guys are just blatant.
They're so arrogant about it and stuff.
And there's still that were simpletons.
That piece of shit is coming back around.
Surf.
The show on his head.
Who's that?
Comey.
Oh, well, you know what?
Piece of shit.
Listen, these people need to stay relevant.
You know what I mean?
Like Hillary cannot sit still without opening her fucking fat mouth.
Even though these people have been proven to be running child trafficking rings.
That whole Haiti thing.
And then now they're in Haiti right now.
Did you see that?
They had a huge fucking some missionary just got killed.
Yeah.
His daughter.
The Republican.
No, the Republican.
Yeah, go for it.
You can dub it.
Go for it.
Yeah.
You're in the middle.
But it was like a Republican senator or something like that.
It was his daughter and her fiance.
And I'm going to tell you right now, two fucking places I don't want to be right now.
Gaza and Haiti.
Haiti is actually number one.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like we've watched the videos coming from there.
They do this thing of the necklace and desk where they take a tire, fill it with gasoline
and then set it on fire while it's around you.
And it just melts you.
The rubber just melts on you, man.
And there's just like people laying in the streets with tires burning around them.
So listen, you're a fucking white person in Haiti right now.
They're using a car tire.
Yes, a car tire.
So if you're a white person in Haiti.
It sounds shitty.
You don't want to be there.
I mean, anybody can tell you that.
I don't freaking death wish.
I don't think you want to be there if you're a person.
I don't care how strong your connection to God is or what kind of missionary shit you
think you're doing, but they're lucky that nothing bad happened to them.
I know a guy that's from Haiti and he would go there.
He's got some little things set up to help people like become responsible and learn how
to grow stuff and whatever.
Anyway, I was telling you that because he told us when he when he goes there, it's like
he's got to go in through a different country and then lay on the bottom of a boat.
It's like a big ordeal to get there.
Third world country.
No, so basically sneaks in.
Yeah, he's got to sneak in.
I mean, it's run by gangs, basically.
And what and when he gets there, then he's got to sneak back out and he's got to be
careful when he's there.
Yeah, they actually have something where they have to come in from a certain place.
So he has to he has to like go go there and then get on a ship that goes to like the next
island and then comes back.
All that bullshit just to go to a shithole where you might get shot.
I mean, the funny thing is, is we're always complaining in this country about racism,
this and that.
It's like, look at Haiti, it's black on black crime.
They're just murdering indistreetly.
Oh yeah, there's no government can stay together.
Oh, well, they had that.
They killed the prime minister.
I don't know what it is exactly Haiti, but they murdered that guy and then they found
out that, you know, it was a coup basically.
But and then every time I hear the word coup, well, who do I think of?
This CIA.
Sure.
They're involved in a war.
They are directly involved in every single war that we have ever had.
They are directly involved in starting it.
And they're involved in other wars that we don't think we're even involved with.
Every war.
Yeah, ever since Clinton went over to Haiti and stole a bunch of money.
And kids.
And then now look over there and that is proven that chick did six months in jail for getting
caught for human trafficking.
The lady that was running the Clinton Foundation out there.
One month for every thousand kids.
Thousand.
I mean, millions.
That place was that place was off the chain.
If you were a pedo man, that was it's disgusting.
The way that we are just letting sexual deviants get away with whatever they want.
Pushing gay shit in school, pushing gay shit on TV shows for kids and gay shit on us and
all this.
It's making regular sexual deviants have a bad name.
No, it's making regular gay people have a bad name.
You know, you didn't have to be so doing such bad shit to be a sexual deviant.
Now it's like you do all this crazy shit and you're like, that's nothing.
That chicken Canada with the big ass Titties and shit.
Oh, that's a guy.
That was a guy.
Yeah, that was a guy.
That was a guy.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Like this huge fucking uproar.
And then when he would go home, he would take all that shit off and go grocery shopping.
And they were like, whoa, wait a minute, dude.
You're gonna wear that shit all the time.
You don't want them big titties around here, eh?
They might get caught in the chap's off.
Especially the bandsaw, he stays away.
So, hopefully.
Shout out to my Canadian friends out there.
It's gonna take a lot to undo the buffoonery that's been done in four years.
It really is.
It's like everybody's like, oh, mass migration and deportation.
It's like, it ain't good.
Okay, so Larry and I went to go see social distortion this weekend at the Salt Shed.
And we walk in and there's like, there's like a sort of like a city called a sack.
So it was probably like two or three alleys wide and it was just filled with cars and
illegal immigrants.
And you can tell.
You look like Venezuela.
You can tell it way away that it was illegal immigrants.
And there was like a hotel or something where they were going in and out of and they were
dealing drugs, there were hookers there.
Right there.
And they had this whole block locked down and there had to be when we went into the show
probably like 20 or 30 of them.
So then we get out of the show about time about 11.
And it is a war zone.
The vibe you got when we walked out and Larry and I can handle ourselves to some extent.
You know, we train crowd McGot.
To some extent.
Yeah.
So the vibe like it almost made your hair stand up.
People were barely walking on that side of the street.
Some people didn't realize it.
We walked past.
Some people don't know what's going on.
They're looking at their phones.
There had to be between 100 and 200 of them now and they were all taking over this one
area.
And it was just like and there were just more coming out.
So my shins are fucking hurting.
Yeah.
And Neal's is like, Hey Larry, we got to stay with the pack.
And I'm like, motherfucker, I need some water.
Be feet.
You know.
And yeah, but dude, I wasn't that worried.
And he's like, no, we got to stay with the pack.
And I'm like, okay.
Yeah, you got to do.
So finally we fell off from the pack.
Fucking white dudes.
If they catch us.
I told them though, what would you want to fucking fight?
Or do you want to have me be so tired from walking so fast that when they do get us.
That's precisely why I was stressing out.
You want to hear something crazy?
Asky.
So I wanted to walk slower and maybe attract some attention.
No, I ran out of smokes.
Oh yeah.
We go downtown to the gas station.
Good place.
And I smoke menthols.
And they're like, we don't, what do you call it?
We don't sell menthols.
Because he's one step from blackface.
They are, what do you call it?
So they're like, we don't sell menthols because we're by a school.
What?
Yeah.
No, that's what the guy told me.
School.
And he like.
Because that's what the kids are like.
So yeah.
And there's.
Remember you would steal your mom's.
And there's 200 illegal immigrants right down the street.
What's more dangerous?
Right.
Cigarettes or the illegal illegal immigrants that have knives and guns at them.
They're fat and dogs.
Fucking crack and shit.
So we bought a few rocks off of him and we left.
No, I'm kidding.
So yeah, it was an overall.
So needles then went to, we went further down the line.
Oh shit.
Yeah, we should keep the story.
Yeah.
So this was a good story.
So walking and walking.
So needles really want smoke.
So we go to another gas station.
He's like, let's further from the school.
Oh yeah.
We got, we got.
Yeah.
What I wanted.
We got menthols.
Yeah.
Not the kind he wanted though.
He wants the white trash trailer.
He wants the palm.
It's like what I smoke.
Well, palm on menthol.
Yeah.
And so, you know, and so he gets his menthols and they were fucking $18.
Almost 19.
Almost 20 bucks.
I think it was like 1798 for a fucking pack of cigarettes for a single pack.
Which is crazy.
Wow.
So then we keep walking.
We've worn into a cab.
Cab drives us up the western right by the train station.
Larry and I took the train.
So we missed the train.
Now we gotta wait two hours.
Now we go in this bar.
It's so shady.
But wait, slow down.
Slow down.
Make the setting.
So this bar is literally right next to the western train station.
Okay.
And first of all, the cab driver, we were, Larry and I were zuding.
The cab driver was so fall asleep at that train station.
We were like dude, we know better than that.
So we're zuding out of our minds.
And what do you call it?
The Beatles is telling me to order a drink.
Well, yeah, we were.
And I'm like, I don't want to drink no more.
I was so fucked up because Johnny Walters came over earlier in the day.
And we fixed Mary's breaks.
He did it.
Him and his son.
And I sat there and drank with them.
Which is stupid.
Because I can't keep up with them.
So I was already hammering.
Yeah.
So why would you drink before a show that we gotta be there until fucking 11 o'clock
at night?
So anyways, we're sitting in this bar.
There was this kind of a chubby chick.
The bartender was smoking hot.
Her name was Yana.
No, no, she wasn't smoking hot.
She was hot.
She was sexy as fuck is what she was.
What's her name?
Lala.
Yana.
With a Y.
She was sick too.
So then.
She was sick.
I literally ordered a drink.
She looks at the, she turns around and looks at the back of the bar with all the cocktails
like a deer in a headlight.
Like doesn't even know what the fuck she's doing.
Doesn't even know what the fuck to do.
So she's like looking around for glasses.
Like she doesn't work there at all.
She's pouring the fucking vodka.
Dude.
Pouring it.
And pouring it.
She was like a half a glass of vodka.
Niels is like I can't taste the vodka.
I'm like man are you an alcoholic.
Hold on I was fucked off.
Oh yeah.
Let me tell you we had a cornucopia of fighting and ticing things to do that with.
Cornucopia of powders and fucking.
Tincture.
Tinctures.
Wow.
So, I swear to God this broad is like looking around and she just hands me this glass.
And she's like and she's like this is on the house.
The first drink.
Oh.
I'm like.
And she's like what do you want.
And I'm like listen I can't drink.
Unless it's my normal spot.
You know what I mean.
I walk in but dude she didn't even know me.
So she like I was like I don't think this bitch knows how to use a cash register.
So now this gangbanger kid walks in.
I'm just I am.
This gangbanger kid walks in with like this white chick.
He's got tattoos up the face.
It was a little scrawny white.
Little skinny fucker with the big.
A big gold watch.
The watch was like a house.
You know what I mean.
Huge gold chain.
He's as much as a house.
Gold chain.
Big motherfucking.
Gold chain.
Run DMC 80 style.
Not a Turkish chain but it was a Cuban link.
So with the medallion.
He's sitting there and he's just drinking with this girl.
Now all of a sudden this Hispanic kid comes in.
Two Hispanic guys.
Big guy and a little guy.
The little guy had like a mullet and the big guy.
No you're missing it.
No no no you got it backwards.
The little guy had on this like old school Puerto Rican gangster like brown leather jacket
like the old school you know.
And he was like a little guy and he was carrying a Burger King bag.
A bag.
A Burger King.
A Burger King bag.
And then the next guy the bigger guy.
Big motherfucking with a wife beater.
No.
Man.
He had on a leather vest with tassels and he had a mullet but it was shaved like.
Oh right right right.
He had like a filly idol here.
Yeah this guy so he had a mullet with fucking the top was kicking.
The sides were like a number one or a number two.
Yeah he had the sides shaved off.
Little thick rings on every finger.
Yeah dripping with gold.
Just so they fucking so they sit down next to us.
Okay Lier you want to pick up from there.
This motherfucker is clutching the.
Well he wasn't clutching it.
He wasn't clutching it but he was holding on to that fucking Burger King bag for dear
life and I'm looking at it.
You're telling us to do it.
I'm looking at it and it's square as fuck.
It looks like a complete square.
It's definitely not Burger King.
First of all he's guarding it.
He's not holding it like it's the end of the world.
He's just guarding it.
Right.
Got it on his lap.
It looks like a complete fucking square.
I want to add some drama.
This guy's so fucking.
What are you going to let.
I don't want to do that.
I want to tell this because the story you don't have to relish the story.
It's very good.
So he's got this this Burger King bag.
I'm like Larry look.
Larry look.
I already noticed it but I already noticed the guy was nervous but when Nils pointed
out the bag and they noticed it it's a perfect square.
Yeah it was like holding it.
So then they sit there.
They don't have like 30 fucking minutes.
They don't have a drink.
They sit there.
Some guy pulls up in the parking lot sits in his truck.
Kid hands the bag over.
So now the girl the girl has been waiting on people.
All of a sudden some other gangbanger like Hispanic kid with more tattoos comes out from
the back and now he's behind the bar.
The guy came from the truck.
That guy that was behind the bar came from the truck.
No no he came from the kitchen.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm talking about.
Yeah yeah.
Okay so then guy hands over the fucking bag.
Yeah.
So the kid that came from the kitchen.
No no no no to the girl.
The girl puts it underneath the register.
Yeah.
Guy from the kitchen comes out.
Starts talking.
They all start talking.
It hangs out for a while and everybody's trying to be you can tell everybody wants
to be smooth.
Nobody's like here wham bam I gotta go because it's probably a good amount.
And I'm like man these motherfuckers are experts and they're nervous as shit.
And I'm like damn we're watching a drug deal happen right now.
So then what happens is so the guy comes from the kitchen grabs a bag another car pulls
up into the back.
Needles is outside having a smoke.
Yeah I'm having a ciggy fucking heater outside and next thing you know guy goes outside
and hears a door close.
They talk.
Guy gets in the car takes off comes in empty handed goes right back up to the bar and then
those guys take off.
Yeah.
And there were two other guys the guy with the wife beater and he was part of the process.
They were all they were there to make sure the guy comes in separate that acts like he's
not with them and with a big muscle guy like prison.
Tattoos.
Yeah.
Just got out of the joint chest like a barrel wife beater big tall spanning dude and he
just pretends he's hanging out.
He is ordering drinks.
He is actually having some drinks.
He's like fucking hanging out.
And he figures I could beat everyone's ass in this whole joint even if I am drunk.
I don't know if he was thinking that but OK.
I'm sitting in the back in heat.
Yeah.
They're in a fight.
But that too.
And so all of a sudden then everybody the guy in the back leaves with this with the shit
out the back door.
Needles sees the car pull up in the back fucking some black dude walks everybody clears out
the place is empty.
It's me sitting in there and some black dude just walks in some tall guy probably my age
with a black teacher with white iron on letters that says Chicago Techno.
I'm trying back.
The gracious try hitting on the girl.
I mean we were looking at awesome.
I was like wow that was the weirdest thing this place.
You know look like oh this place is pretty popular.
Yeah.
It's like a five person drug deal.
Whoa.
And then it just cleared out.
And then it was it.
It was nobody there.
No there was that fat white.
And then she starts telling us so you know I like to drink this because I know what I'm
going to get and then you have this and that and it's different prostitute to be honest
with you because she was like scrolling through her Instagram and there was some she was
all right but I wouldn't have you wouldn't have done anything.
You barely got on the train.
You were a mess.
Jesus.
Then on the way home on the train.
Oh boy.
I listened to these kids in front of me in the seat.
You know they had a seat adjacent to me.
Yeah.
Needles were sitting across the aisle for me and I'm listening to them and needles coherent
to just talk about religion and and the church and all these different religions and they
didn't know what the fuck they were kids.
You already said that they were kids.
But the you got to give them.
I'm saying kids they were in their 20s.
Maybe a chick stood her ground.
Yeah.
And I'm going to 25 maybe because there were two of them against her and then one kid that
was like this pudgy little fruity kid that was like obviously some atheist like questioning
everything.
Oh I think they're not.
They're all and then just some of the answers they gave them were just not good.
I wanted to jump in and I thought man they're going to be fucking scared of me.
Yeah because you were hammered.
I mean because the best thing to do to preach the Bible and school kids on Christianity and
all this is when you're hammered.
By some nut on the train that's been out all night at a fucking concert.
Yeah.
Who knows what with who knows who.
Don't go looking for trouble.
And then fucking Jasper.
We'll find you.
Jasper we met some people.
I met this chick.
Okay.
She was real cool.
Kate the blonde that the blonde girl was real cute.
And we talked all and she was an organ placer like she would take organs from bodies and
I guess fire them out to people.
Organ transplants and shit.
But she was real cool and we met some other people and then there was this guy Jasper
that was so high on coke.
Dude.
Oh my God.
It gave me anxiety.
He was so high on it.
He was funny though.
Yeah.
He was really really funny.
Every single tick you could think of when you're high on coke.
Okay.
Imagine this this short guy kind of fat.
He was fat.
He's got a fucking red t-shirt on it says tasty burger with a big picture of hamburgers.
He's a rich eater man.
Beard unshaving but not really the big kicking beard like he just needs a shave.
He's got coke bottle glasses his hair is all messed up and he's smugging down fucking cigarettes.
Gacked out.
Gacked out of his mind.
He's going yeah you know blah blah blah blah blah.
You're not just like holy fuck look at this guy.
We're like sitting down too and he's standing up and he's just like a million so you know
that feeling when it's just like we were shrooming at that point in time.
I was feeling pretty damn good.
It's pretty funny.
Jasper was fucking crazy.
Yeah.
You're running to people like that.
There was fucking there were so many people.
And so this girl's telling me yeah I lived in Korea and shit and Neal's goes to her
North Korea or South Korea and she looks at me like is this guy fucking crazy and I'm
like dude shut up.
And I go to where he's just joking.
Oh yeah no but I was trying to make you laugh.
I know.
You got all serious because you were talking to a lady.
You got all proper all of a sudden.
Dissed your boy on a good joke.
I didn't diss my boy.
You just said she just was shocked.
Like what is he talking about.
Well what the fuck I want to see what she was.
She's going to laugh or not.
She had a very dry sense of humor.
And then I asked her what it was like in a communist country and she didn't like it.
She's like it's not communist.
We're like what do you mean.
She's like she's telling us you got to wear what they wear.
So she's saying okay.
She has races too.
Right.
She's going to the bar that she that she's been living there and she wants to go there
so it took her like six months for them to even let her in.
She'd go up and he'd be like oh no white woman.
Korea only.
That's a different talent.
And so finally they let her in.
You know she's irregular they start liking her she goes in there and people think that
the United States is the most racist country.
Yeah.
We are by far by many other countries.
So then she some of her friends come and visit some girl from England some girl from the
United States some dude from South Africa everybody's white.
They want to go to the bar.
The bar she always goes to.
Which is stupid.
You would say that you know.
No you can't come in with them.
Yeah.
No white people.
And so finally she backs them and they let them in.
They let her they let her in with her friends.
They sit him by the back by the door by the fucking kitchen you know.
Keep an eye on.
In the bathroom and shit.
Yeah.
In the corner.
Yeah.
And so she's saying that her friend from England.
Yeah.
Was dating this guy from South Africa.
The South African and they were living in Korea.
The South African guy murders the fuck.
She tried to break up with them.
Yeah.
She tried to break up with them.
Dude murders the girl.
Koreans authorities do nothing because they don't give a fuck about them because they're
white.
South African and England.
We don't care.
Why not white crime.
Animal.
Was he black.
No, South Africa is a lot of white.
He was from South Africa.
Okay.
I didn't know she said he was white or black.
No, he was white.
Okay.
I thought he was.
Okay.
I know South Africa is predominantly white.
Yeah.
He was.
He was hard-tied.
But they still and I told her just like that guy you know the runner, Pistorius with the
fucking the running man with the blades that killed his fucking girlfriend.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
Shout her through the door.
Yeah.
And then they let him go.
Yeah.
And then they pulled him back in.
I think he got released.
Because they gave him like fucking time served and he was in jail for like two days.
Crimes of passion are nothing to fuck with man.
That's where cops get killed on the rules.
When you got no legs like that man.
I got no legs.
Even though you can run fast it still has got to be detrimental to your psyche.
By that.
As long as your dick still works you're good.
Oh yeah.
I mean that's really when your manhood's gone.
Who cares about your legs.
So he said I was frightened and my legs were across the room and I heard some sound.
I shot that bitch.
Imagine getting shot by a guy crawling on his stubs.
Like the guy.
And he shot low too.
Like fucking you know the show Bobby.
He killed.
Yeah yeah.
Oh Cotton.
His dad.
Yeah Cotton.
He's an orange.
Your shins blown off.
Bobby.
Why did he have his feet then if he had the shins blown off.
I don't know.
I'm just saying right.
That's pretty funny though.
I don't remember if he ever had if he had fake legs or what he probably did but I don't
know.
No I think it was just like shoes on the end of the day.
So the shins got blown off but his feet were still there.
That doesn't make any sense now that I think about it but that's very funny.
So I mean shout out to.
So Jeff used to be in the fucking band with me back in the 80s.
Back in actually back in late 70s.
He was a little nicky in the pervs buddy.
He played in little nicky in the pervs.
He did.
No.
Oh then why would you lie.
I wish he was.
Did you just lie to our faces like that.
Very commendable.
He was that directly after little nicky in the pervs.
Okay.
I'll take your word for it.
We actually started.
I think I might have had a tape of it.
Oh yeah.
Everyone had the tape.
But we used to fucking play you know in the basement.
Playing rock out.
Play black Sabbath.
Sounds very funny.
Like you guys jammed today.
That's good.
Yeah.
Very nice.
Jammed for two hours and 22 minutes.
Hardcore rock and roll number 222.
Yeah we played some good old punk rock and some other bullshit.
Some Sabbath.
Nice.
Yeah.
Alright what time were we at there.
It's like 40 something.
50 minutes.
That's not too bad.
We could do shout outs.
Do your shout outs.
Do you have any.
You don't have a race of the case game.
No we only got 10 minutes left.
Guess the race of the case.
No.
I do not.
So Bobby didn't know Johnny Thunders and the heartbreakers.
Like it's like okay.
He didn't know.
He didn't.
He couldn't play Chinese rocks.
Oh well that's a Ramones song too.
Ramones cover.
Yeah that too.
Also he couldn't play.
He didn't know Fear.
Okay.
Living in the city.
Alright.
I mean that's a fucking.
I mean that's almost like a hit song.
Bobby you're fucking steamboat right now.
Yeah.
While he's not here.
Yeah just to see.
Sneak thief.
Just to see if he listens to the end.
If he listens.
Stomach burning right now.
Listen.
Oh no you didn't.
Because if you did you'd say why were you saying that shit about me.
Anybody who listens this long has got a problem.
Whatever.
It is what it is.
I guess.
It is what it ain't man.
No that's fine.
Alright do your shout outs.
Alright.
I'll do them a few more.
I'll just shout out.
Well I'll just.
I'll just like to say thank you God.
Thank you Jesus.
And uh.
Oh.
You know what.
Word up.
Is the other guy.
Jesus and uh.
Okay yeah do your shout outs.
I got something actually.
No no I got something.
That's it.
That's how.
And everybody that's doing here we love you.
Matt you're gay.
Chris brother hope you're feeling good enough LA.
We want to see you soon.
He'll be here soon.
Mr. X.
Uh I gotta say Sherry J.
Haskey thank you for joining us.
Larry you're still gay.
Yeah fun down there.
All the D gens on the thread.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Chad.
He's listening.
He listens.
You want to shout out toms.
Well we have to.
I mean you have a contract with Tom.
We have a contract with Tom.
So if we don't say this and we don't get our studio time paid for.
Tom.
Even though this is your basement.
He pays for everything else.
Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinarian services.
If you got anything wrong with any of your pets cars or your genitals go to Tom's.
If you went to North Korea and you came back with a little Ria.
Tom's free clinic.
I'd go.
You don't want to know.
It's a good place.
No it's not.
It's a good place.
It's just like a Groucho Marseille.
That's where I gotta point out.
Just give it a go then.
Tom wants me to do this.
Tom wants you to do what?
Tom.
We're gonna do the bullet thing again.
Tom wants me to say.
He doesn't want you to do anything.
This is on your own core.
Tom wants me to point out.
All right.
Where's that?
This cat hashes.
They still have a special on urns and little trinkets like this.
You could put your pets ashes.
They're even so fucked up at the social distortion show.
They accidentally handed me that and I sniffed the whole thing.
All of a sudden he started climbing up walls and shit.
He started licking my own ass.
Like a cat.
Cats do shit like that.
I think they do.
Is that what he is?
Yeah, that's Miss Kitty.
Tom's will have it inscribed for you or you can just get plain shit.
Tom's has every kind of receptacle from a cardboard box, coffee can, all the way up to the most
expensive fucking urn.
Oh no, no, they want to sell the urn.
That's beautiful.
Let me see that.
How many coffee cans do they have?
How many boxes?
Well, everybody can pick out what they want.
Like if you're cheap, you tell them I only want the cardboard box or if you're a little
less cheap or you sell on the coffee can.
If you're rich.
I understand the hierarchy.
Okay.
Well, why are you asking then?
I mean, but they keep this to how big is this warehouse that they have?
Well, I mean, I don't know how Tom's does.
I don't know how they do it, they just told me to advertise this.
All right.
Well, I don't agree with this.
He doesn't agree with people.
All right, you want to hear?
Okay, here's a great story to show us out.
In 1969, Arizona lawyer Russell T. Tansy filed a suit against God on behalf of his secretary,
Betty Penrose, seeking $100,000 in damages.
Penrose blamed God for his negligence in allowing a lightning bolt to strike her house.
On the date of the trial, the court noted that the defendant, God did not show up for
the hearing.
Oh, no.
With God apparently absent from his court appearance, Penrose won the case by default
and was awarded the $100,000 in damages that she asked for.
However, despite her brief victory, we'd never see a penny.
Because God's not going to pay.
It may be monetarily worthless, but she would go down in history as the only people to ever
have a legal win over God himself.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah, that is.
And then when she died and went up to the pearly gates and St. Peter said to her, hey,
are you the one that sued God in court?
Yeah, bitch, I'm here for my money.
Let's row Shambhode to get in here.
She's a gambler.
And he'll say, ah, you can't put one over on God.
Oh, you can.
Down here, you can.
No, you can't.
You gotta go pay for it.
That's the thing people think they can, but they can't listen to people out there.
If you're about to fucking, I don't know, skin a black cat or fucking.
Who would skin a black cat?
All these weird people.
If you're about to take Adrina Chrome.
Yeah.
Or you're going to go travel with little St. James, big St. James.
What would Jesus do?
Hopefully Kung Fu ass everybody.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I don't think he's snap bones and rescue children.
That's it.
Because he would do that.
Because we can't do that because we allow pedophilia to run rampant in this country.
We don't.
We personally don't.
Michelle prevail.
We three don't.
We don't allow to run rampant.
I don't know what you do after you have to crowd my God, but.
No.
I mean, I see how you Google women.
Google.
I see how you.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Read the quiet.
That's when you know has he's lying or what he's caught because he just shuts up and
he laughs like that.
There he goes.
Guilty is charged.
Hey man.
I like.
I want to look at women sometimes.
They're interesting.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Says every psychopath and serial killer.
I'm interested.
Yeah.
I want to see how their blood flows.
It's nice femur she has.
Are you going to close it out man?
You're you're mixing me up with yourself.
I never care about the femur.
I'm just about to say something.
All right.
Close it out.
Come on.
We're going to do our highly professional ending with the theme song as usual.
Like if I, you know, get this shit together.
All right.
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Have a great night peace.
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