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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show. I'm Larry and I'm Needles.

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We have Jeff with us today. Special guest today, Jeff, first time on the pod.

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Hey everybody. How you doing today, Jeff? All right, man. Awesome. Thank you for joining us.

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We really appreciate it. You bet. So obviously Kiki is in here

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today. So usually the Larry and Needles show

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once again is embroiled in scandal. Kiki tells Larry and I

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that he's going to the Golden Triangle. We're like, awesome, man. That's great. You're going to travel out of the country.

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But come to find out that he was arrested in a sting operation

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in the Golden Triangle as an notorious Asian brothel and my job in gambling

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is done. So I spoke with

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the guy. They're cracking down on that. Yeah, I spoke with the

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Chai Comm that's holding. So we're in contact with the Chinese embassy located here in Chicago.

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And you know, Godspeed to Kiki.

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I told him he had drugs in his ass. So let's see how quickly he gets out.

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So let's get down to the needy gritty. I'm sure that'll definitely help his cause.

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Yes, it shall. So let's get down to the needy gritty because I know Kiki's going to want to listen to this

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and keep up. So we're going to talk about Pee Wee Manchester United.

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My son is on a soccer team. Oh, he's 10.

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Yeah, he's not. I went and saw him play. Yeah, so he's 10. Yeah.

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Needle's got real nervous because everybody in his

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baby mama family is Ukrainian and I had the

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hammer and sickle t-shirt. Oh, no.

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I didn't even realize. He was like, Larry, what the fuck? And I'm like, oh man.

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I didn't say what the fuck. I didn't realize that Larry was going to give me a ride.

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Larry needed to give me a ride. So I made him turn it. I don't like to

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censor Larry ever, but they're from Ukraine. So I did not want

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any confrontation. But we did have a great

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time watching those kids play. Oh, so

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he's used to not passing it to Kiki. You want some of this? Sure. Yeah, sorry.

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Of course I have it. So

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let's see. As the tale goes from last time, so Larry came to watch them

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and there's two brothers. And I saw Godzilla in action.

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Yeah, we call them the sushi brothers because they're both Asian.

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And one guy we call, I'll give you a quick recap. I was wondering why you call him that.

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What? I'm kidding, man. And so one of the kids we call Godzilla

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because he's crazy. Yeah, he's the

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most unsteriotypical Asian kid you'll ever meet. He's big. He's a big

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kid and he's got an anger problem that would

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make Johnny Rotten smile. This kid is really

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he's going to be a problem. So Larry got to see him in action.

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So what happened? We were in a practice

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and he's notorious for grabbing kids and like pulling them

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and shaking them. Okay. Yeah, I'm

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being dead serious. We got two red cards from this kid. So Godzilla

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so we were in a practice one day and we were like, listen, you can't be grabbing the kids.

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You can't pull them. So Godzilla grabs the kid one more time

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and the head coach, I'm assistant, he's like, you got to sit on the sideline. So he stops

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off the field screaming, grabs the head coach's

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water bottle and whips it like 20 yards and then proceeds to

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stamp around screaming at the top of his lungs in front of all

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the parents and everybody. This kid's 10. He's 10.

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He's a real dream boy. So he told the ref to

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fuck off. He said, I'm going to get you. So I'm skating on the sideline.

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I'm going to get you. Yeah, I'm skating on the sideline with this fucking psychopath

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and he's like yelling at the ref, fuck you. I'm going to get him. Like, what are you

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doing, man? This kid's 10 years old. I'm like, this is out of control.

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So last week they had a game and Godzilla

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plays goalie because we have to keep them away from the other kids.

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But what happened was, and I definitely agree, he should be separated.

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But what happened was, is that one of the kids wanted to play goalie the second

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half, so we had to take Godzilla out. Well, didn't he punch a kid?

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Jesus, Larry slowed the story down, man. Why did you just

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busted a nut before I even got there? I thought he was already getting kicked out.

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No, no, no, no. So we had to pull him out of goalie and another kid goes in and

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as Larry just said, we get Godzilla out on the field. In general

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and this little bastard, what does he do? Punches a kid right

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in front of us like five feet away and the ref is like

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what the hell are you doing? And then he starts screaming at the

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kid and like lunges at him. So then now he's standing on the sideline

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next to me and I'm like, what are you doing Godzilla? I don't call

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him that, but I'm just, I don't want, you know, and he's like, that mother,

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that's, I'm like, dude, I saw what you did. There would be a punch to him. I'm like,

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why'd you punch him? He's like, no, he punched a kid.

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we all line up and we shake hands. So I'm by the head coach walking

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and your team's walking there all, you know, I'm not paying attention. Talking to the other coach.

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This little son of a bitch kicks a kid.

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field because they do this gay ass thing where they form like a steeple.

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and there's like a commotion and I don't realize what it is. I take the kids over the sideline

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come to find out he kicked two kids.

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Godzilla. Yeah, God, I mean this guy's just raging on Tokiho right now.

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like 20 of them on each side and as the kids run underneath their

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arms that are above them, they're all going good job Johnny, good job.

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And they all run through the middle. So I asked the kids if they wanted to do it and they're like, no, that's dumb.

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They don't like that. No, I wouldn't like that. Yeah, so.

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Did you imagine our parents doing that? No, not at all. They were drinking old styles.

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Yelling at the broths of the empires. Our fucking parents didn't even go.

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We would drive our bikes to the fucking game and ride home and they'd say, how do you do at home?

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You know. That was a little, you know,

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today the parents are so involved that they'll kill the fucking rap for the opposing

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teams. You saw how we get.

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We got heated out there. They stood on the sidelines with me. It's completely different

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when you're standing next to us. It's crazy. The other coaches are yelling, parents

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are yelling. These guys are out of here. But actually it's pretty chill right now.

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We actually need those kids. It's one of the better kids on the team.

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He scored two goals. He scored the only two goals.

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He was pissed off at the end. He was happy when I, when he saw

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I was there, he almost was like, oh, he was like, oh my God. But at the

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end he wasn't too happy because he missed a penalty kick that

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he probably could have made. But they put a different goalie in that goalie. Yeah, this kid, the kid in

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the goal, yeah, three times the size of the other kid, the kid in the goal was bigger

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than I was. Yeah, he was about as big as you are. He was fucking huge. He was huge. Like, man, this

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kid is 10. And the other kid was a quarter of his, a little bit over a third

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of his size, let's say. So he was, he was a lot better goalie than the first, the

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first kid was like a mini kid. Yeah. So then, you know, extra small

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to war. So then Joe goes over to his mom after the game

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and she's like, dude, she's like this crazy. I don't know, she I won't say crazy, but

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she's like got this big like straw. I mean, come on, I just realized

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the stereotypical. She got this big straw hat. I don't think she's the rice paddy.

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She's got these huge sunglasses on and

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tuna roll. That's the other brother. She was with Godzilla.

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Yeah, that's Godzilla's mom. Godzilla and tuna roll. So she actually has the triangular

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fucking sauce around her. Yeah, that was, it was just a big circle.

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But, uh, that honorable hat. Yeah. So then fucking

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Joe goes up to them and he's like, listen, he's like, you know, this is

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the second time that we've had to tell you that, you know, he's

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too aggressive to be playing in that, um, what do you call it?

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That which is very, he's going to hurt somebody and that's going to

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like that's going to make parents angry. Now we're going to have to go out there and defend the kid.

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Do you know what I mean? Like, who knows if somebody's drinking or what, you know what I mean?

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Like, what the hell's going on there? He could get a parent pissed off. Yeah.

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And then they rushed the field, pushed the kid and then now it's like we got to defend this child.

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No, no parent has ever came and pushed a kid though. What are you, nuts? They have?

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You are crazy. Yeah. They do. Yes.

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Punch kids. Adults are hitting the kids. Yeah.

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He runs off the stands and pushes the guy and then a fight ensues.

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a fine line and we have to kind of reprimand this kid, but it's not my kid.

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So it's like, you can't say, Hey, motherfucker. Well, you don't talk to children like that.

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First of all, I mean, it's your first problem.

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This is how he's addressing that. No, I don't talk to my own kid that way either. I've never said

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I'm a friend in front of my kid ever. Shit. What do you mean, shit?

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Class? You've ever heard of these things?

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I wouldn't. I would. I would. I didn't think that was bad to say to your kid.

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Am I a friend? Yeah. That's kind of bad to say to a 10 year old.

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My dad would say that to me and my brother all the time. What the fuck is wrong with you, motherfucker?

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He'd say. Alright, well, I mean, to each his own,

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shout out big Joe. I mean, it was a different time back

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then too. Now you can rest it if you reprimand your children.

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he goes talks to, you know, to Godzilla's mom

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and even the other kids are like, this is, you know, they're like, wow, why did he,

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why did Godzilla do that? Why did he kick him? What's wrong with him? Why? Why did he?

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He has no reason, right? He just, just anger. Just like a complete

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illicit feeling of anger. Shit. And the kid is

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big, man. Like, you know, usually these Oriental kids are little and skinny.

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This motherfucker is not little or skinny. His brother is.

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But he is not. The kid with the rage could be Godzilla. Like, he could

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be the guy in the Godzilla rubber suit. He fits the trope of it. Definitely.

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They send their names. Their real names could be like a

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side dish off of a fucking Chinese menu. Right?

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This must stop. Yeah. Well, one of the kids is literally a product

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that's made in Asia. I'll tell you after. So then he

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just talks to Godzilla's mom and she's just like, you know,

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like this meekly, you know, she says, we need to go eat Tokyo.

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him he can't play on the team anymore. Oh, because it's that bad. I mean, this is

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this is five last game. The last game that was Godzilla.

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When I went to, yes. Oh, I saw Godzilla. I saw Godzilla's last stand.

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I saw Godzilla's last stand.

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I saw the story fucking Pee Wee soccer game. I should have called his brother

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Mothra now that I think about it, but that's how I tune the roles about her.

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this until I saw him on practice on Tuesday and he's like, oh yeah, I told Godzilla's mom, because he calls

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him that too, because the kids is lunatic. I mean, uh, that he can't play anymore.

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And I was like, man, I'm like, I know you were pissed. I know you were angry. I'm like, we need a goal.

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Maybe we should call, you know, maybe we should

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now that the stuff is so he didn't show up for practice. Oh, Godzilla said, fuck you guys. I'm not going to practice.

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I think Larry, we, I didn't mean, I hate to say this. We might have to call the CIA or somebody.

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brother, Godzilla's brother. And I'm like, oh, where's Godzilla?

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And he's like, uh, they say he's got to go.

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And he's like, oh, he's on vacation for the summer.

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I'm like, what do you mean? I'm like, what do you mean he's on vacation for the summer?

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And he's like, yeah, I'm like, well, where did he go? And he's like, I don't know.

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There goes Tokyo. Oh, man. I don't know. I think they might have

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brought him back to the motherland. This one, no good.

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You take back. You take this one back.

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Put a red star on him and make him start learning.

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So they put him right into the training for the, for like the

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suicide killer. I don't know what they did with them because he doesn't know what happened.

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Like I'm like, what do you mean? The little brother has no idea. Yeah, tune

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role doesn't know what's going on. So here's the thing. They might have sent that

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motherfuckers, I'm sending you guys, you're going to, um, reform school.

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first. Like he could just put us in reform. Do you know how much reform school is?

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Like, you can't afford that. I know how much. We had no idea, but he would share the

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shit out of us. I'm just saying now that you think about it, if you're a adult, you're like, damn, that's like 40 grand a year.

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We knew some kids that went to, we knew some kids that were so bad. Bob Larson or someone like that went to

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some kind of. Yeah. And someone else went to reform school. I want to say my cousin Eddie went to military school.

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Yeah. Yeah. Where they're like kicking the shit out of you.

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Well, I mean, we got to take a train. We talked about this before. You get, you were so bad, you got to go to the military.

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Yeah. Yeah. Jail or the military. My cousin Larry had to do that.

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I know we talked about going on vacation. One of the first, you know, go to the army instead of going to jail.

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Now they got boot camp, but you know, it's a good, it's a good idea if it actually sticks and works.

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If you, if it fucking, if you're smart enough to listen, it's a good idea.

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It was a good idea at one point. They don't do that anymore.

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I'm sure that's because everyone's way off the fucking chain. It's so out of control now.

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I don't even know about off the chain. I don't think. No matter who, no matter who you are, if you spend some time in jail,

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it's going to change. You're going to carry that the rest of your life. Yeah.

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You're always going to go live bad. We always remember those experiences that you had and maybe, but some people don't learn.

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I mean, look at these multiple comics. So I don't know if I should say RIP to Godzilla.

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I don't know if I should call the CNA. So he might not come back.

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I don't know, man, but that's just kind of weird in the middle of the season.

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It's probably getting electro shock therapy.

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All I know is Godspeed Godzilla. I don't know what's going on with you, man. You are dangles. You're dangling.

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How about this fucking Biden, this cocksucker that he is, he had he okayed the FBI when they were raiding Mar-a-Lago.

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Now, I don't know how much of this is conspiracy theory or whatever, but this is what they're saying on the news.

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And at least with the reporting in the paper. Because you always believe the news.

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Right. But this is what they're reporting that they had carte blanche open fire and, you know,

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on anybody in Mar-a-Lago and they went in unmarked.

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Well, you said excessive force is out of use.

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And license to kill.

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So now, I don't know about license to kill.

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No, totally. At their own discretion, you don't have to ask or nothing.

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Which is funny that the CAA is going to fight the secret service.

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Then, the other thing is...

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That's a boom right there.

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I know.

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It's a million dollars shit.

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It's pretty fucking complicated. Then the other thing is when they had the suicide bomber in their sights,

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identify...

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Which suicide bomber?

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The one that killed the 13 soldiers on our Afghanistan escape.

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Oh, well, we just asked all of our military equipment.

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When they called in and said, can we kill this guy? We got him in our sights. They said no.

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Yeah.

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Okay, and I mean...

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So, they don't want to kill some fucking tall head that's going to blow up our soldiers.

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Yeah, because there's no money in that.

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We got to keep funneling money through Ukraine. That's how we launder our money.

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This was Afghanistan though.

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I know, but I'm not...

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There's no more of that money.

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There's no money killing that guy. What's the point of it?

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We're already leaving $80 billion worth of equipment there.

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So, they can reverse that to sell it to China.

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They're not gonna care.

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Learn how to use it now.

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It just gives them a reason to make more.

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They don't care.

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Right.

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Right.

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Raytheon is glad.

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Well...

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They could sell it all new shit.

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North of Kato, Boeing...

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I think Pfizer or something like that.

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I don't know if I'd buy any shit from Boeing anymore.

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Well, I mean their weapons work it sounds like.

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And I'm not saying anything bad about Boeing.

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I am.

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I don't want to die.

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I don't want to die.

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I'll say something bad.

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The whole thing is that...

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How about a third whistleblower dad?

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Well, do you know what happened with what was going on?

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Was that the people, the DEI hires that they had,

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they were short staffed for quality control.

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So, these people were signing off on their own products.

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So, there was no quality control on it.

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That's like, I think that's like the nexus of what was going on there.

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Like I was reading some things about it.

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I mean, irony that three people...

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I mean, bad things come in threes, right?

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Yeah.

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Especially if you work for Boeing.

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You probably...

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I mean, that's the craziest thing that you...

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And people do...

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How about...

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Okay, how about this dude?

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Do you see the guy, the CIA, they're talking about,

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they shot that dude.

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Remember, we talked about him?

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The gun dealer.

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And the one that worked for the Clintons.

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The Air Force.

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He worked just recently.

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Yeah, the guys on trial right now,

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and they're like, why would you block the guy's camera?

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Why would you...

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On his door.

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The guy, if somebody bangs on his door,

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and he's selling guns, what do you think is going to happen?

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He's going to come out with a pistol.

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And then they're like, why...

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Because they didn't have body cams on.

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They're like, why didn't you have body cams on?

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And they're like, budget cuts.

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He's like, buddy, you get $1.6 billion a year.

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In funding.

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You can't have a fucking camera.

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You can't have a fucking camera.

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Body cameras.

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$300 to $500 a piece.

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Is it an FBI?

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Oh, CIA.

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CIA.

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Well, yeah, I mean, I think...

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I don't know exactly who executed the search warrant.

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I might have been the ATF since it involved firearms.

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But I did remember, I just didn't look into it

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because I was just reading something about that.

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But the government is just killing people.

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Just killing people.

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They weaponized.

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And nobody says anything about this.

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Bowling, killing people.

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Yeah.

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Blamely.

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The guy told...

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Blamely.

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The guy was talking to a chicken.

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He's like, hey, I don't want to.

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I'm not going to kill myself.

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I'm fine.

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And then all of a sudden, he suicides.

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Yeah.

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And then another guy suicides.

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And then another guy got an infection for sex.

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Yeah.

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I mean, the coincidences...

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The most dangerous job in the world.

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Bowling, whistleblower.

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Bowling, whistleblower.

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Yeah.

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But we don't really...

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I mean, we don't...

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We're going to die.

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Condone coincidences.

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And we don't...

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And we try to debunk them.

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Oh, what are the benefits?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We don't kill that many.

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Three dudes killed for talking about one company.

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Kind of a coincidence.

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Yeah.

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I mean, that's a...

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And we all know...

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We all know that none of us believe in actual real coincidence.

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Well, that's a coincidence.

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Come on.

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That really is.

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Three people, one dies.

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Another guy wants to be a whistleblower dies.

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Another guy wants to be a whistleblower dies.

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Come on.

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Two of them die.

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That's a coincidence.

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Three of them die.

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That's like, what the fuck?

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I mean, they're literally going with the Hells Angels moniker, you know?

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I wonder if someone...

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Keep a secret if two of them are dead.

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Yeah.

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I wonder if someone's coming to them and just saying like, listen, if you want to save

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your family, then we just got off you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, it's all...

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They probably got tapes on these people, Epstein people.

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They probably got dirt on them.

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Just like, it's crazy that the way the government is going right now.

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We talked about this before.

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How these people are openly saying about the president that he might die or he might be

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assassinated.

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Like, that's crazy to say.

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Yeah.

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And that's when you think about it.

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Like, who's ever, ever...

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How about Trump went to the fucking Bronx, man?

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Yeah, we know about that.

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He went to...

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I mean, okay, the guy held up.

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You know what?

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They're going to force him to stick around New York.

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He's going to stick around New York.

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And then now they get pissed because they force him to do something.

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It's like, listen, man.

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But you know, Bronx is hard fucking Democrat and all those people...

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Didn't look like it yesterday.

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No, it did not.

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It really did not look like it yesterday.

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It did not.

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But at the same time, there's 8.8 million people that live in New York.

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What are you going to do?

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You know?

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Naked city.

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Starts grassroots, shit.

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That's the whole thing.

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Do you really want...

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Do you want four more years of what's going on right now?

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Hell, man.

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And if you...

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And if you...

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And if you...

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And if you...

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Illinois is going to change.

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Ha!

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Well, first of all, as soon as...

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Pritzker.

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Pritzker.

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...Gradfucker.

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Well, Pritzker, you know what...

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Kim Foxx is on her way out.

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Yeah, she's leaving next year.

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Her term is up.

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Oh, oh.

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Kim Foxx will be gone.

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But they'll replace her with some other psycho.

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Well, I don't know about that.

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I'll drink to that.

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Yeah, whatever.

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I mean, that's where the hard...

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That's where the Democrat shit comes in.

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When Cook County, like, officials and stuff like that.

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These people really, really want to keep the reins on these people.

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Just like that, um...

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Shit.

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Like, what they're doing to Trump, you know, Mike Madigan, our fucking guy, he's always

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dodging a trial and prolonging things and getting out of it and wait, wait, wait.

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And then, you know...

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Extension, extension, extension.

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And Trump is like, okay, motherfucker, no, now we want to do it now, you know.

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It's like really, really crazy.

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Oh, it's just funny.

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Okay, so let's go back from...

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Okay, let's just do the president right now.

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Okay.

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Well, like, Mike Madigan shouldn't have more pull.

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I know it's local, but it's sick.

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Yeah, but...

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Okay, so let's just go backtrack from...

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Okay, Trump, 91 indictments.

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President right now, literally flooding our country with illegal aliens.

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Yeah, right.

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That is a crime.

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That's a crime right there.

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It's written in our Constitution that it's a fucking crime.

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He's committed a crime there.

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Yes.

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You're right.

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And he committed another crime by forgiving all of these loans that the Supreme Court already

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told him.

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No, you don't have the power to do that.

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Isn't that crazy?

468
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
And he keeps doing that.

469
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000
So that's too gigantic, blatant, against...

470
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Going against the law.

471
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Your crane, they just sent him another $275 million yesterday.

472
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Damn.

473
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Dude, listen, here's the deal.

474
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:55,000
If a billion dollars didn't help him a year ago or two years ago, what can another $600

475
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
million get it to?

476
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Do you know what I mean?

477
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:02,240
And I completely believe that they're fucking selling our technology to the chai cams and

478
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,000
they're reverse engineering it and using it against us.

479
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
It's totally...

480
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
It's just...

481
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
It's like a...

482
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
It's what do you call it?

483
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
It's like good fellas.

484
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
You know what I mean?

485
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,240
We get the place, we just bust this shit out of it until it's broken, we burn it to the

486
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240
ground.

487
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,240
Right.

488
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,080
And then it comes in the front door, goes right out the back door.

489
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,280
It's just a complete money laundering scheme.

490
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,920
And the problem is, is nowadays with these people, internet sleuths and all that stuff,

491
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,200
you can follow a paper trail, you can see flight logs, you can follow planes, you can

492
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,800
see where they're landing, you can find bank accounts and do all this bullshit, and they

493
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,040
still get away with it.

494
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,240
It's so blasé and blatant in their faces.

495
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,240
It's crazy.

496
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,240
And did you see the rally that Biden had?

497
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,080
He couldn't get fucking 10 people in.

498
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,400
There was about 30 people there, 20 of them have to be there.

499
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,840
Do you think 80 million people voted for that ass hat?

500
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,840
No.

501
00:23:53,840 --> 00:24:01,720
And the problem is also is that these numbers come out and they're like, hey, 10,000 people

502
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,080
in Texas voted on the same social security number.

503
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,320
And it's like, okay, how come nobody's looking at this?

504
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:15,840
Are we just so far gone that the law does not apply to people anymore that are in higher

505
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,840
positions?

506
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,840
A lot of people think that.

507
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,840
It feels like it.

508
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,800
It doesn't even look like it.

509
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,120
It feels like it is it actually.

510
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,640
Like, look at Comey.

511
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,640
Oh, yeah.

512
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640
Those guys are just blatant.

513
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,640
They're so arrogant about it and stuff.

514
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,760
And there's still that were simpletons.

515
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,960
That piece of shit is coming back around.

516
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,960
Surf.

517
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,960
The show on his head.

518
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,960
Who's that?

519
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,960
Comey.

520
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,960
Oh, well, you know what?

521
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,960
Piece of shit.

522
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:45,080
Listen, these people need to stay relevant.

523
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,080
You know what I mean?

524
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:50,560
Like Hillary cannot sit still without opening her fucking fat mouth.

525
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,840
Even though these people have been proven to be running child trafficking rings.

526
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,080
That whole Haiti thing.

527
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,080
And then now they're in Haiti right now.

528
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,080
Did you see that?

529
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,960
They had a huge fucking some missionary just got killed.

530
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,960
Yeah.

531
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960
His daughter.

532
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960
The Republican.

533
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,960
No, the Republican.

534
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,080
Yeah, go for it.

535
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,080
You can dub it.

536
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,080
Go for it.

537
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,080
Yeah.

538
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,080
You're in the middle.

539
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:19,320
But it was like a Republican senator or something like that.

540
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,080
It was his daughter and her fiance.

541
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:28,080
And I'm going to tell you right now, two fucking places I don't want to be right now.

542
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,080
Gaza and Haiti.

543
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,080
Haiti is actually number one.

544
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,080
Yeah.

545
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080
You know what I mean?

546
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,720
Like we've watched the videos coming from there.

547
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:40,240
They do this thing of the necklace and desk where they take a tire, fill it with gasoline

548
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,560
and then set it on fire while it's around you.

549
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,280
And it just melts you.

550
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,600
The rubber just melts on you, man.

551
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,920
And there's just like people laying in the streets with tires burning around them.

552
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,520
So listen, you're a fucking white person in Haiti right now.

553
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,680
They're using a car tire.

554
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,160
Yes, a car tire.

555
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,480
So if you're a white person in Haiti.

556
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,480
It sounds shitty.

557
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,000
You don't want to be there.

558
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,680
I mean, anybody can tell you that.

559
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,520
I don't freaking death wish.

560
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,160
I don't think you want to be there if you're a person.

561
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,920
I don't care how strong your connection to God is or what kind of missionary shit you

562
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:19,840
think you're doing, but they're lucky that nothing bad happened to them.

563
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,480
I know a guy that's from Haiti and he would go there.

564
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:28,440
He's got some little things set up to help people like become responsible and learn how

565
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,760
to grow stuff and whatever.

566
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:35,440
Anyway, I was telling you that because he told us when he when he goes there, it's like

567
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:41,240
he's got to go in through a different country and then lay on the bottom of a boat.

568
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,800
It's like a big ordeal to get there.

569
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800
Third world country.

570
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,080
No, so basically sneaks in.

571
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,080
Yeah, he's got to sneak in.

572
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,080
I mean, it's run by gangs, basically.

573
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,880
And what and when he gets there, then he's got to sneak back out and he's got to be

574
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,520
careful when he's there.

575
00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:00,920
Yeah, they actually have something where they have to come in from a certain place.

576
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,960
So he has to he has to like go go there and then get on a ship that goes to like the next

577
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,480
island and then comes back.

578
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:12,320
All that bullshit just to go to a shithole where you might get shot.

579
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,520
I mean, the funny thing is, is we're always complaining in this country about racism,

580
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,520
this and that.

581
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,400
It's like, look at Haiti, it's black on black crime.

582
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,400
They're just murdering indistreetly.

583
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,040
Oh yeah, there's no government can stay together.

584
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,200
Oh, well, they had that.

585
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,480
They killed the prime minister.

586
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,560
I don't know what it is exactly Haiti, but they murdered that guy and then they found

587
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,160
out that, you know, it was a coup basically.

588
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,880
But and then every time I hear the word coup, well, who do I think of?

589
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,880
This CIA.

590
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,880
Sure.

591
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,880
They're involved in a war.

592
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,960
They are directly involved in every single war that we have ever had.

593
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,240
They are directly involved in starting it.

594
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:50,160
And they're involved in other wars that we don't think we're even involved with.

595
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,160
Every war.

596
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,760
Yeah, ever since Clinton went over to Haiti and stole a bunch of money.

597
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,760
And kids.

598
00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:02,880
And then now look over there and that is proven that chick did six months in jail for getting

599
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,880
caught for human trafficking.

600
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,680
The lady that was running the Clinton Foundation out there.

601
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,320
One month for every thousand kids.

602
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,320
Thousand.

603
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,320
I mean, millions.

604
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,720
That place was that place was off the chain.

605
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,560
If you were a pedo man, that was it's disgusting.

606
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:24,360
The way that we are just letting sexual deviants get away with whatever they want.

607
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:29,920
Pushing gay shit in school, pushing gay shit on TV shows for kids and gay shit on us and

608
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,920
all this.

609
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,640
It's making regular sexual deviants have a bad name.

610
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,120
No, it's making regular gay people have a bad name.

611
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:40,280
You know, you didn't have to be so doing such bad shit to be a sexual deviant.

612
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:44,440
Now it's like you do all this crazy shit and you're like, that's nothing.

613
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,200
That chicken Canada with the big ass Titties and shit.

614
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,200
Oh, that's a guy.

615
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,200
That was a guy.

616
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,200
Yeah, that was a guy.

617
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,200
That was a guy.

618
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,200
I know.

619
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,800
That's what I'm saying.

620
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,720
Like this huge fucking uproar.

621
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:01,040
And then when he would go home, he would take all that shit off and go grocery shopping.

622
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,880
And they were like, whoa, wait a minute, dude.

623
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,560
You're gonna wear that shit all the time.

624
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,560
You don't want them big titties around here, eh?

625
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,920
They might get caught in the chap's off.

626
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,200
Especially the bandsaw, he stays away.

627
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,200
So, hopefully.

628
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,120
Shout out to my Canadian friends out there.

629
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,560
It's gonna take a lot to undo the buffoonery that's been done in four years.

630
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,560
It really is.

631
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,880
It's like everybody's like, oh, mass migration and deportation.

632
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,200
It's like, it ain't good.

633
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:35,640
Okay, so Larry and I went to go see social distortion this weekend at the Salt Shed.

634
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:43,480
And we walk in and there's like, there's like a sort of like a city called a sack.

635
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:49,160
So it was probably like two or three alleys wide and it was just filled with cars and

636
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,160
illegal immigrants.

637
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,160
And you can tell.

638
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,160
You look like Venezuela.

639
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,240
You can tell it way away that it was illegal immigrants.

640
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,120
And there was like a hotel or something where they were going in and out of and they were

641
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,280
dealing drugs, there were hookers there.

642
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,280
Right there.

643
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,280
And they had this whole block locked down and there had to be when we went into the show

644
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,480
probably like 20 or 30 of them.

645
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,520
So then we get out of the show about time about 11.

646
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,720
And it is a war zone.

647
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:22,240
The vibe you got when we walked out and Larry and I can handle ourselves to some extent.

648
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,400
You know, we train crowd McGot.

649
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,400
To some extent.

650
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,400
Yeah.

651
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,840
So the vibe like it almost made your hair stand up.

652
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,960
People were barely walking on that side of the street.

653
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,320
Some people didn't realize it.

654
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,800
We walked past.

655
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,080
Some people don't know what's going on.

656
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,080
They're looking at their phones.

657
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:43,680
There had to be between 100 and 200 of them now and they were all taking over this one

658
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,680
area.

659
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,760
And it was just like and there were just more coming out.

660
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,120
So my shins are fucking hurting.

661
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,120
Yeah.

662
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,600
And Neal's is like, Hey Larry, we got to stay with the pack.

663
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,120
And I'm like, motherfucker, I need some water.

664
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,120
Be feet.

665
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,120
You know.

666
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,040
And yeah, but dude, I wasn't that worried.

667
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,760
And he's like, no, we got to stay with the pack.

668
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760
And I'm like, okay.

669
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,760
Yeah, you got to do.

670
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760
So finally we fell off from the pack.

671
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,760
Fucking white dudes.

672
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,960
If they catch us.

673
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,160
I told them though, what would you want to fucking fight?

674
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:19,840
Or do you want to have me be so tired from walking so fast that when they do get us.

675
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,920
That's precisely why I was stressing out.

676
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920
You want to hear something crazy?

677
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,920
Asky.

678
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,800
So I wanted to walk slower and maybe attract some attention.

679
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,640
No, I ran out of smokes.

680
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,640
Oh yeah.

681
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,560
We go downtown to the gas station.

682
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,560
Good place.

683
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,560
And I smoke menthols.

684
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,000
And they're like, we don't, what do you call it?

685
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
We don't sell menthols.

686
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Because he's one step from blackface.

687
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,440
They are, what do you call it?

688
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,840
So they're like, we don't sell menthols because we're by a school.

689
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,840
What?

690
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,840
Yeah.

691
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,840
No, that's what the guy told me.

692
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,840
School.

693
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,840
And he like.

694
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,840
Because that's what the kids are like.

695
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,840
So yeah.

696
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,840
And there's.

697
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,840
Remember you would steal your mom's.

698
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,560
And there's 200 illegal immigrants right down the street.

699
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,560
What's more dangerous?

700
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,560
Right.

701
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,120
Cigarettes or the illegal illegal immigrants that have knives and guns at them.

702
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120
They're fat and dogs.

703
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,840
Fucking crack and shit.

704
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,080
So we bought a few rocks off of him and we left.

705
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,840
No, I'm kidding.

706
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,840
So yeah, it was an overall.

707
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,440
So needles then went to, we went further down the line.

708
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,440
Oh shit.

709
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,440
Yeah, we should keep the story.

710
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,440
Yeah.

711
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,440
So this was a good story.

712
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,600
So walking and walking.

713
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,040
So needles really want smoke.

714
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,600
So we go to another gas station.

715
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,480
He's like, let's further from the school.

716
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Oh yeah.

717
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,480
We got, we got.

718
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,480
Yeah.

719
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480
What I wanted.

720
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,480
We got menthols.

721
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,480
Yeah.

722
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,480
Yeah.

723
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,480
Not the kind he wanted though.

724
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,480
He wants the white trash trailer.

725
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,480
He wants the palm.

726
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,480
It's like what I smoke.

727
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,480
Well, palm on menthol.

728
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,480
Yeah.

729
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480
Yeah.

730
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:48,360
And so, you know, and so he gets his menthols and they were fucking $18.

731
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,360
Almost 19.

732
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,360
Almost 20 bucks.

733
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:56,360
I think it was like 1798 for a fucking pack of cigarettes for a single pack.

734
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,360
Which is crazy.

735
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,360
Wow.

736
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,960
So then we keep walking.

737
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,360
We've worn into a cab.

738
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,920
Cab drives us up the western right by the train station.

739
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,440
Larry and I took the train.

740
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,440
So we missed the train.

741
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,600
Now we gotta wait two hours.

742
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,320
Now we go in this bar.

743
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320
It's so shady.

744
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,440
But wait, slow down.

745
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,440
Slow down.

746
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440
Make the setting.

747
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,120
So this bar is literally right next to the western train station.

748
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,120
Okay.

749
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,120
Okay.

750
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,120
And first of all, the cab driver, we were, Larry and I were zuding.

751
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,760
The cab driver was so fall asleep at that train station.

752
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,520
We were like dude, we know better than that.

753
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,680
So we're zuding out of our minds.

754
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,160
And what do you call it?

755
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,400
The Beatles is telling me to order a drink.

756
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
Well, yeah, we were.

757
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,240
And I'm like, I don't want to drink no more.

758
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,680
I was so fucked up because Johnny Walters came over earlier in the day.

759
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,160
And we fixed Mary's breaks.

760
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,160
He did it.

761
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,160
Him and his son.

762
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,360
And I sat there and drank with them.

763
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,360
Which is stupid.

764
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,360
Because I can't keep up with them.

765
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,360
So I was already hammering.

766
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,360
Yeah.

767
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,080
So why would you drink before a show that we gotta be there until fucking 11 o'clock

768
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,080
at night?

769
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,360
So anyways, we're sitting in this bar.

770
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,280
There was this kind of a chubby chick.

771
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,280
The bartender was smoking hot.

772
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,280
Her name was Yana.

773
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,520
No, no, she wasn't smoking hot.

774
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,520
She was hot.

775
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,720
She was sexy as fuck is what she was.

776
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,720
What's her name?

777
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,720
Lala.

778
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,720
Yana.

779
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,720
Yana.

780
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720
With a Y.

781
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720
She was sick too.

782
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,720
So then.

783
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,720
She was sick.

784
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,720
I literally ordered a drink.

785
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,800
She looks at the, she turns around and looks at the back of the bar with all the cocktails

786
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,960
like a deer in a headlight.

787
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,160
Like doesn't even know what the fuck she's doing.

788
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,000
Doesn't even know what the fuck to do.

789
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,200
So she's like looking around for glasses.

790
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,520
Like she doesn't work there at all.

791
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,560
She's pouring the fucking vodka.

792
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,560
Dude.

793
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,560
Pouring it.

794
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,560
And pouring it.

795
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,560
She was like a half a glass of vodka.

796
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,560
Niels is like I can't taste the vodka.

797
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,560
I'm like man are you an alcoholic.

798
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,120
Hold on I was fucked off.

799
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,120
Oh yeah.

800
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:49,960
Let me tell you we had a cornucopia of fighting and ticing things to do that with.

801
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,520
Cornucopia of powders and fucking.

802
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,520
Tincture.

803
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,520
Tinctures.

804
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,520
Wow.

805
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:02,480
So, I swear to God this broad is like looking around and she just hands me this glass.

806
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,600
And she's like and she's like this is on the house.

807
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,600
The first drink.

808
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,600
Oh.

809
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,600
I'm like.

810
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,600
And she's like what do you want.

811
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,600
And I'm like listen I can't drink.

812
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,600
Unless it's my normal spot.

813
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,600
You know what I mean.

814
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,280
I walk in but dude she didn't even know me.

815
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,840
So she like I was like I don't think this bitch knows how to use a cash register.

816
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,760
So now this gangbanger kid walks in.

817
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,880
I'm just I am.

818
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,240
This gangbanger kid walks in with like this white chick.

819
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,680
He's got tattoos up the face.

820
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,360
It was a little scrawny white.

821
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,640
Little skinny fucker with the big.

822
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,640
A big gold watch.

823
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,400
The watch was like a house.

824
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,400
You know what I mean.

825
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,400
Huge gold chain.

826
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,400
He's as much as a house.

827
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,400
Gold chain.

828
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,400
Big motherfucking.

829
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,400
Gold chain.

830
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,680
Run DMC 80 style.

831
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,280
Not a Turkish chain but it was a Cuban link.

832
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,280
So with the medallion.

833
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,440
He's sitting there and he's just drinking with this girl.

834
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:01,160
Now all of a sudden this Hispanic kid comes in.

835
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,660
Two Hispanic guys.

836
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,360
Big guy and a little guy.

837
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,920
The little guy had like a mullet and the big guy.

838
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,920
No you're missing it.

839
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,040
No no no you got it backwards.

840
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:16,800
The little guy had on this like old school Puerto Rican gangster like brown leather jacket

841
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,400
like the old school you know.

842
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,280
And he was like a little guy and he was carrying a Burger King bag.

843
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,280
A bag.

844
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,280
A Burger King.

845
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,840
A Burger King bag.

846
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,600
And then the next guy the bigger guy.

847
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,560
Big motherfucking with a wife beater.

848
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,560
No.

849
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,560
Man.

850
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:40,680
He had on a leather vest with tassels and he had a mullet but it was shaved like.

851
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:41,680
Oh right right right.

852
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,160
He had like a filly idol here.

853
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:48,200
Yeah this guy so he had a mullet with fucking the top was kicking.

854
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,880
The sides were like a number one or a number two.

855
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,200
Yeah he had the sides shaved off.

856
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Little thick rings on every finger.

857
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,640
Yeah dripping with gold.

858
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,320
Just so they fucking so they sit down next to us.

859
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,080
Okay Lier you want to pick up from there.

860
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,280
This motherfucker is clutching the.

861
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,080
Well he wasn't clutching it.

862
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,520
He wasn't clutching it but he was holding on to that fucking Burger King bag for dear

863
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,120
life and I'm looking at it.

864
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,120
You're telling us to do it.

865
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,560
I'm looking at it and it's square as fuck.

866
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,000
It looks like a complete square.

867
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,480
It's definitely not Burger King.

868
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,880
First of all he's guarding it.

869
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,080
He's not holding it like it's the end of the world.

870
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,080
He's just guarding it.

871
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,080
Right.

872
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,080
Got it on his lap.

873
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,080
It looks like a complete fucking square.

874
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,080
I want to add some drama.

875
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,080
This guy's so fucking.

876
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,080
What are you going to let.

877
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,080
I don't want to do that.

878
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,920
I want to tell this because the story you don't have to relish the story.

879
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,920
It's very good.

880
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,040
So he's got this this Burger King bag.

881
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,560
I'm like Larry look.

882
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560
Larry look.

883
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,400
I already noticed it but I already noticed the guy was nervous but when Nils pointed

884
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,080
out the bag and they noticed it it's a perfect square.

885
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,640
Yeah it was like holding it.

886
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640
So then they sit there.

887
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,640
They don't have like 30 fucking minutes.

888
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,200
They don't have a drink.

889
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,400
They sit there.

890
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,560
Some guy pulls up in the parking lot sits in his truck.

891
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,040
Kid hands the bag over.

892
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:04,280
So now the girl the girl has been waiting on people.

893
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:09,400
All of a sudden some other gangbanger like Hispanic kid with more tattoos comes out from

894
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,480
the back and now he's behind the bar.

895
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,480
The guy came from the truck.

896
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,240
That guy that was behind the bar came from the truck.

897
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,840
No no he came from the kitchen.

898
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,840
Yeah.

899
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,840
Okay.

900
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,840
I'm talking about.

901
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,840
Yeah yeah.

902
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,440
Okay so then guy hands over the fucking bag.

903
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,440
Yeah.

904
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,440
So the kid that came from the kitchen.

905
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,600
No no no no to the girl.

906
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,040
The girl puts it underneath the register.

907
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,040
Yeah.

908
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,040
Guy from the kitchen comes out.

909
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,040
Starts talking.

910
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,040
They all start talking.

911
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,920
It hangs out for a while and everybody's trying to be you can tell everybody wants

912
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,440
to be smooth.

913
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,640
Nobody's like here wham bam I gotta go because it's probably a good amount.

914
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:49,400
And I'm like man these motherfuckers are experts and they're nervous as shit.

915
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,120
And I'm like damn we're watching a drug deal happen right now.

916
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,120
So then what happens is so the guy comes from the kitchen grabs a bag another car pulls

917
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,400
up into the back.

918
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,400
Needles is outside having a smoke.

919
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:05,200
Yeah I'm having a ciggy fucking heater outside and next thing you know guy goes outside

920
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,080
and hears a door close.

921
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,080
They talk.

922
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:14,160
Guy gets in the car takes off comes in empty handed goes right back up to the bar and then

923
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,760
those guys take off.

924
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,760
Yeah.

925
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,640
And there were two other guys the guy with the wife beater and he was part of the process.

926
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,680
They were all they were there to make sure the guy comes in separate that acts like he's

927
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,240
not with them and with a big muscle guy like prison.

928
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,240
Tattoos.

929
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,240
Yeah.

930
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:37,640
Just got out of the joint chest like a barrel wife beater big tall spanning dude and he

931
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,960
just pretends he's hanging out.

932
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,320
He is ordering drinks.

933
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,000
He is actually having some drinks.

934
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,720
He's like fucking hanging out.

935
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:48,360
And he figures I could beat everyone's ass in this whole joint even if I am drunk.

936
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,400
I don't know if he was thinking that but OK.

937
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,240
I'm sitting in the back in heat.

938
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,240
Yeah.

939
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:54,240
They're in a fight.

940
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,240
But that too.

941
00:39:55,240 --> 00:40:00,760
And so all of a sudden then everybody the guy in the back leaves with this with the shit

942
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,480
out the back door.

943
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:08,600
Needles sees the car pull up in the back fucking some black dude walks everybody clears out

944
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,320
the place is empty.

945
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:16,040
It's me sitting in there and some black dude just walks in some tall guy probably my age

946
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:21,800
with a black teacher with white iron on letters that says Chicago Techno.

947
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,800
I'm trying back.

948
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,760
The gracious try hitting on the girl.

949
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,760
I mean we were looking at awesome.

950
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,240
I was like wow that was the weirdest thing this place.

951
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,680
You know look like oh this place is pretty popular.

952
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,680
Yeah.

953
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,960
It's like a five person drug deal.

954
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:37,960
Whoa.

955
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,160
And then it just cleared out.

956
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,160
And then it was it.

957
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,160
It was nobody there.

958
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,680
No there was that fat white.

959
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:48,440
And then she starts telling us so you know I like to drink this because I know what I'm

960
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,480
going to get and then you have this and that and it's different prostitute to be honest

961
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,000
with you because she was like scrolling through her Instagram and there was some she was

962
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,360
all right but I wouldn't have you wouldn't have done anything.

963
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,080
You barely got on the train.

964
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,480
You were a mess.

965
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Jesus.

966
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,280
Then on the way home on the train.

967
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,280
Oh boy.

968
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,200
I listened to these kids in front of me in the seat.

969
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,160
You know they had a seat adjacent to me.

970
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,160
Yeah.

971
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,840
Needles were sitting across the aisle for me and I'm listening to them and needles coherent

972
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:29,840
to just talk about religion and and the church and all these different religions and they

973
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,680
didn't know what the fuck they were kids.

974
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,160
You already said that they were kids.

975
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,320
But the you got to give them.

976
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,320
I'm saying kids they were in their 20s.

977
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,960
Maybe a chick stood her ground.

978
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,960
Yeah.

979
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:44,120
And I'm going to 25 maybe because there were two of them against her and then one kid that

980
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:50,600
was like this pudgy little fruity kid that was like obviously some atheist like questioning

981
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,600
everything.

982
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,600
Oh I think they're not.

983
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,320
They're all and then just some of the answers they gave them were just not good.

984
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:00,360
I wanted to jump in and I thought man they're going to be fucking scared of me.

985
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,200
Yeah because you were hammered.

986
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,080
I mean because the best thing to do to preach the Bible and school kids on Christianity and

987
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,200
all this is when you're hammered.

988
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,560
By some nut on the train that's been out all night at a fucking concert.

989
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Yeah.

990
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,320
Who knows what with who knows who.

991
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,600
Don't go looking for trouble.

992
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,000
And then fucking Jasper.

993
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,480
We'll find you.

994
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,840
Jasper we met some people.

995
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,600
I met this chick.

996
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,920
Okay.

997
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,640
She was real cool.

998
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,920
Kate the blonde that the blonde girl was real cute.

999
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:38,920
And we talked all and she was an organ placer like she would take organs from bodies and

1000
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,720
I guess fire them out to people.

1001
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,040
Organ transplants and shit.

1002
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:50,800
But she was real cool and we met some other people and then there was this guy Jasper

1003
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,200
that was so high on coke.

1004
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,200
Dude.

1005
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,200
Oh my God.

1006
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,200
It gave me anxiety.

1007
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,200
He was so high on it.

1008
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,200
He was funny though.

1009
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,200
Yeah.

1010
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,200
He was really really funny.

1011
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,520
Every single tick you could think of when you're high on coke.

1012
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,520
Okay.

1013
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,040
Imagine this this short guy kind of fat.

1014
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,040
He was fat.

1015
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:15,200
He's got a fucking red t-shirt on it says tasty burger with a big picture of hamburgers.

1016
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,200
He's a rich eater man.

1017
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:21,760
Beard unshaving but not really the big kicking beard like he just needs a shave.

1018
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:27,200
He's got coke bottle glasses his hair is all messed up and he's smugging down fucking cigarettes.

1019
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,200
Gacked out.

1020
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,200
Gacked out of his mind.

1021
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,640
He's going yeah you know blah blah blah blah blah.

1022
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,560
You're not just like holy fuck look at this guy.

1023
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,480
We're like sitting down too and he's standing up and he's just like a million so you know

1024
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:43,280
that feeling when it's just like we were shrooming at that point in time.

1025
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,280
I was feeling pretty damn good.

1026
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,280
It's pretty funny.

1027
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,760
Jasper was fucking crazy.

1028
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,760
Yeah.

1029
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,760
You're running to people like that.

1030
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,760
There was fucking there were so many people.

1031
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:56,240
And so this girl's telling me yeah I lived in Korea and shit and Neal's goes to her

1032
00:43:56,240 --> 00:44:01,000
North Korea or South Korea and she looks at me like is this guy fucking crazy and I'm

1033
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
like dude shut up.

1034
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,840
And I go to where he's just joking.

1035
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,680
Oh yeah no but I was trying to make you laugh.

1036
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,680
I know.

1037
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,680
You got all serious because you were talking to a lady.

1038
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,680
You got all proper all of a sudden.

1039
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,680
Dissed your boy on a good joke.

1040
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,680
I didn't diss my boy.

1041
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,680
You just said she just was shocked.

1042
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,680
Like what is he talking about.

1043
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,680
Well what the fuck I want to see what she was.

1044
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,680
She's going to laugh or not.

1045
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,880
She had a very dry sense of humor.

1046
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,240
And then I asked her what it was like in a communist country and she didn't like it.

1047
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:30,240
She's like it's not communist.

1048
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,240
We're like what do you mean.

1049
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:35,280
She's like she's telling us you got to wear what they wear.

1050
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,280
So she's saying okay.

1051
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,280
She has races too.

1052
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,280
Right.

1053
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:44,160
She's going to the bar that she that she's been living there and she wants to go there

1054
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,160
so it took her like six months for them to even let her in.

1055
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,360
She'd go up and he'd be like oh no white woman.

1056
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,360
Korea only.

1057
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,360
That's a different talent.

1058
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,400
And so finally they let her in.

1059
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,320
You know she's irregular they start liking her she goes in there and people think that

1060
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,560
the United States is the most racist country.

1061
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,560
Yeah.

1062
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,560
Yeah.

1063
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,080
We are by far by many other countries.

1064
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:11,320
So then she some of her friends come and visit some girl from England some girl from the

1065
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,800
United States some dude from South Africa everybody's white.

1066
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,760
They want to go to the bar.

1067
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,080
The bar she always goes to.

1068
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,080
Which is stupid.

1069
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,080
You would say that you know.

1070
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,680
No you can't come in with them.

1071
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,680
Yeah.

1072
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,840
No white people.

1073
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,240
And so finally she backs them and they let them in.

1074
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,040
They let her they let her in with her friends.

1075
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,040
They sit him by the back by the door by the fucking kitchen you know.

1076
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,040
Keep an eye on.

1077
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,040
In the bathroom and shit.

1078
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,040
Yeah.

1079
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,040
In the corner.

1080
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,040
Yeah.

1081
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,920
And so she's saying that her friend from England.

1082
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Yeah.

1083
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,040
Was dating this guy from South Africa.

1084
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,520
The South African and they were living in Korea.

1085
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,160
The South African guy murders the fuck.

1086
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,480
She tried to break up with them.

1087
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,480
Yeah.

1088
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,480
She tried to break up with them.

1089
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,480
She tried to break up with them.

1090
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,880
Dude murders the girl.

1091
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:08,320
Koreans authorities do nothing because they don't give a fuck about them because they're

1092
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,320
white.

1093
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,000
South African and England.

1094
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
We don't care.

1095
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,480
Why not white crime.

1096
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,480
Animal.

1097
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,320
Was he black.

1098
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,440
No, South Africa is a lot of white.

1099
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,440
He was from South Africa.

1100
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,440
Okay.

1101
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,440
I didn't know she said he was white or black.

1102
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,440
No, he was white.

1103
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,440
Okay.

1104
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,440
I thought he was.

1105
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,440
Okay.

1106
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,440
I know South Africa is predominantly white.

1107
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,440
Yeah.

1108
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,440
He was.

1109
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,440
He was hard-tied.

1110
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,800
But they still and I told her just like that guy you know the runner, Pistorius with the

1111
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:39,320
fucking the running man with the blades that killed his fucking girlfriend.

1112
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,320
Do you remember that?

1113
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,320
Yeah.

1114
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Shout her through the door.

1115
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,320
Yeah.

1116
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,320
And then they let him go.

1117
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,320
Yeah.

1118
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,680
And then they pulled him back in.

1119
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,600
I think he got released.

1120
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,440
Because they gave him like fucking time served and he was in jail for like two days.

1121
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,600
Crimes of passion are nothing to fuck with man.

1122
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,600
That's where cops get killed on the rules.

1123
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,440
When you got no legs like that man.

1124
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,440
I got no legs.

1125
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,440
I got no legs.

1126
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:06,320
Even though you can run fast it still has got to be detrimental to your psyche.

1127
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,320
By that.

1128
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,040
As long as your dick still works you're good.

1129
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,040
Oh yeah.

1130
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,040
I mean that's really when your manhood's gone.

1131
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,840
Who cares about your legs.

1132
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,640
So he said I was frightened and my legs were across the room and I heard some sound.

1133
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,640
I shot that bitch.

1134
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,800
Imagine getting shot by a guy crawling on his stubs.

1135
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,800
Like the guy.

1136
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,800
And he shot low too.

1137
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,800
Like fucking you know the show Bobby.

1138
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:29,800
He killed.

1139
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,800
Yeah yeah.

1140
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,800
Oh Cotton.

1141
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,800
His dad.

1142
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,800
Yeah Cotton.

1143
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,800
He's an orange.

1144
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,800
Your shins blown off.

1145
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,800
Bobby.

1146
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:41,800
Why did he have his feet then if he had the shins blown off.

1147
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:42,800
I don't know.

1148
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,800
I'm just saying right.

1149
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:44,800
That's pretty funny though.

1150
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,200
I don't remember if he ever had if he had fake legs or what he probably did but I don't

1151
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,200
know.

1152
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,200
No I think it was just like shoes on the end of the day.

1153
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,200
So the shins got blown off but his feet were still there.

1154
00:47:54,200 --> 00:48:00,080
That doesn't make any sense now that I think about it but that's very funny.

1155
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,480
So I mean shout out to.

1156
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,120
So Jeff used to be in the fucking band with me back in the 80s.

1157
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,520
Back in actually back in late 70s.

1158
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,360
He was a little nicky in the pervs buddy.

1159
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,040
He played in little nicky in the pervs.

1160
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,040
He did.

1161
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,040
No.

1162
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,200
Oh then why would you lie.

1163
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,200
I wish he was.

1164
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,640
Did you just lie to our faces like that.

1165
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,640
Very commendable.

1166
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,240
He was that directly after little nicky in the pervs.

1167
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,240
Okay.

1168
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,320
I'll take your word for it.

1169
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,320
We actually started.

1170
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,240
I think I might have had a tape of it.

1171
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,240
Oh yeah.

1172
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,360
Everyone had the tape.

1173
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:43,960
But we used to fucking play you know in the basement.

1174
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:44,960
Playing rock out.

1175
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,960
Play black Sabbath.

1176
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:46,960
Sounds very funny.

1177
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,960
Like you guys jammed today.

1178
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,960
That's good.

1179
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,960
Yeah.

1180
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,960
Very nice.

1181
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,960
Jammed for two hours and 22 minutes.

1182
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:52,960
Hardcore rock and roll number 222.

1183
00:48:52,960 --> 00:49:06,760
Yeah we played some good old punk rock and some other bullshit.

1184
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,760
Some Sabbath.

1185
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,760
Nice.

1186
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,760
Yeah.

1187
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:14,200
Alright what time were we at there.

1188
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,200
It's like 40 something.

1189
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,200
50 minutes.

1190
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,200
50 minutes.

1191
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,200
That's not too bad.

1192
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,200
We could do shout outs.

1193
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,200
Do your shout outs.

1194
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,200
Do you have any.

1195
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,080
You don't have a race of the case game.

1196
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,680
No we only got 10 minutes left.

1197
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,280
Guess the race of the case.

1198
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,280
No.

1199
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,000
I do not.

1200
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,520
So Bobby didn't know Johnny Thunders and the heartbreakers.

1201
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,840
Like it's like okay.

1202
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,360
He didn't know.

1203
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,360
He didn't know.

1204
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,360
He didn't.

1205
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,360
He couldn't play Chinese rocks.

1206
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,520
Oh well that's a Ramones song too.

1207
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,520
Ramones cover.

1208
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,520
Yeah that too.

1209
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,960
Also he couldn't play.

1210
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:50,960
He didn't know Fear.

1211
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:51,960
Okay.

1212
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,960
Living in the city.

1213
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,960
Alright.

1214
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:54,960
I mean that's a fucking.

1215
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,960
I mean that's almost like a hit song.

1216
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,560
Bobby you're fucking steamboat right now.

1217
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
Yeah.

1218
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,560
While he's not here.

1219
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560
Yeah just to see.

1220
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,560
Sneak thief.

1221
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,240
Just to see if he listens to the end.

1222
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,240
If he listens.

1223
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,240
Stomach burning right now.

1224
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240
Listen.

1225
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,240
Oh no you didn't.

1226
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,240
Because if you did you'd say why were you saying that shit about me.

1227
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:16,240
Anybody who listens this long has got a problem.

1228
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,240
Whatever.

1229
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,240
It is what it is.

1230
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:19,240
I guess.

1231
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:20,240
It is what it ain't man.

1232
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,240
No that's fine.

1233
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,240
Alright do your shout outs.

1234
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,240
Alright.

1235
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,240
I'll do them a few more.

1236
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,240
I'll just shout out.

1237
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,240
Well I'll just.

1238
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,240
I'll just like to say thank you God.

1239
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,240
Thank you Jesus.

1240
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,240
And uh.

1241
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,240
Oh.

1242
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:31,240
You know what.

1243
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,240
Word up.

1244
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,240
Is the other guy.

1245
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:38,240
Jesus and uh.

1246
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,240
Okay yeah do your shout outs.

1247
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,240
I got something actually.

1248
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,240
No no I got something.

1249
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:42,240
That's it.

1250
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,240
That's how.

1251
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,240
And everybody that's doing here we love you.

1252
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,240
Matt you're gay.

1253
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,240
Chris brother hope you're feeling good enough LA.

1254
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,000
We want to see you soon.

1255
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
He'll be here soon.

1256
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Mr. X.

1257
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,080
Uh I gotta say Sherry J.

1258
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,240
Haskey thank you for joining us.

1259
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,240
Larry you're still gay.

1260
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,240
Yeah fun down there.

1261
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:01,240
All the D gens on the thread.

1262
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,240
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

1263
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,240
Chad.

1264
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,240
He's listening.

1265
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,240
He listens.

1266
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:09,240
You want to shout out toms.

1267
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,240
Well we have to.

1268
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:12,240
I mean you have a contract with Tom.

1269
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,240
We have a contract with Tom.

1270
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:17,240
So if we don't say this and we don't get our studio time paid for.

1271
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,240
Tom.

1272
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,240
Even though this is your basement.

1273
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,240
He pays for everything else.

1274
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:28,240
Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinarian services.

1275
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:35,240
If you got anything wrong with any of your pets cars or your genitals go to Tom's.

1276
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:39,240
If you went to North Korea and you came back with a little Ria.

1277
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:42,240
Tom's free clinic.

1278
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,240
I'd go.

1279
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:44,240
You don't want to know.

1280
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:45,240
It's a good place.

1281
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,240
No it's not.

1282
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,240
It's a good place.

1283
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,240
It's just like a Groucho Marseille.

1284
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:53,240
That's where I gotta point out.

1285
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,240
Just give it a go then.

1286
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,240
Tom wants me to do this.

1287
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,240
Tom wants you to do what?

1288
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,240
Tom.

1289
00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,240
We're gonna do the bullet thing again.

1290
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,240
Tom wants me to say.

1291
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,240
He doesn't want you to do anything.

1292
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,240
This is on your own core.

1293
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:03,240
Tom wants me to point out.

1294
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,240
All right.

1295
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:05,240
Where's that?

1296
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,240
This cat hashes.

1297
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:12,240
They still have a special on urns and little trinkets like this.

1298
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,240
You could put your pets ashes.

1299
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:16,240
They're even so fucked up at the social distortion show.

1300
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:21,240
They accidentally handed me that and I sniffed the whole thing.

1301
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:28,240
All of a sudden he started climbing up walls and shit.

1302
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,240
He started licking my own ass.

1303
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,240
Like a cat.

1304
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:34,240
Cats do shit like that.

1305
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,240
I think they do.

1306
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,240
Is that what he is?

1307
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,240
Yeah, that's Miss Kitty.

1308
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:42,240
Tom's will have it inscribed for you or you can just get plain shit.

1309
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:49,740
Tom's has every kind of receptacle from a cardboard box, coffee can, all the way up to the most

1310
00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:50,740
expensive fucking urn.

1311
00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:53,240
Oh no, no, they want to sell the urn.

1312
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,240
That's beautiful.

1313
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,240
Let me see that.

1314
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,240
How many coffee cans do they have?

1315
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,240
How many boxes?

1316
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,740
Well, everybody can pick out what they want.

1317
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:04,120
Like if you're cheap, you tell them I only want the cardboard box or if you're a little

1318
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,280
less cheap or you sell on the coffee can.

1319
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,280
If you're rich.

1320
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,280
I understand the hierarchy.

1321
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,280
Okay.

1322
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,280
Well, why are you asking then?

1323
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:15,240
I mean, but they keep this to how big is this warehouse that they have?

1324
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:18,160
Well, I mean, I don't know how Tom's does.

1325
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:22,160
I don't know how they do it, they just told me to advertise this.

1326
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,160
All right.

1327
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,560
Well, I don't agree with this.

1328
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,560
He doesn't agree with people.

1329
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,560
All right, you want to hear?

1330
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,640
Okay, here's a great story to show us out.

1331
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:39,800
In 1969, Arizona lawyer Russell T. Tansy filed a suit against God on behalf of his secretary,

1332
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,640
Betty Penrose, seeking $100,000 in damages.

1333
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:49,200
Penrose blamed God for his negligence in allowing a lightning bolt to strike her house.

1334
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:53,640
On the date of the trial, the court noted that the defendant, God did not show up for

1335
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,640
the hearing.

1336
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:55,760
Oh, no.

1337
00:53:55,760 --> 00:54:01,280
With God apparently absent from his court appearance, Penrose won the case by default

1338
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:05,720
and was awarded the $100,000 in damages that she asked for.

1339
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:10,040
However, despite her brief victory, we'd never see a penny.

1340
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,480
Because God's not going to pay.

1341
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:17,640
It may be monetarily worthless, but she would go down in history as the only people to ever

1342
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,640
have a legal win over God himself.

1343
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,640
Isn't that funny?

1344
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,640
Yeah, that is.

1345
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:29,440
And then when she died and went up to the pearly gates and St. Peter said to her, hey,

1346
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,000
are you the one that sued God in court?

1347
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,920
Yeah, bitch, I'm here for my money.

1348
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,600
Let's row Shambhode to get in here.

1349
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,600
She's a gambler.

1350
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,000
And he'll say, ah, you can't put one over on God.

1351
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Oh, you can.

1352
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Down here, you can.

1353
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
No, you can't.

1354
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,080
You gotta go pay for it.

1355
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,920
That's the thing people think they can, but they can't listen to people out there.

1356
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:54,440
If you're about to fucking, I don't know, skin a black cat or fucking.

1357
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,040
Who would skin a black cat?

1358
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,040
All these weird people.

1359
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,440
If you're about to take Adrina Chrome.

1360
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,440
Yeah.

1361
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:04,800
Or you're going to go travel with little St. James, big St. James.

1362
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,800
What would Jesus do?

1363
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,800
Hopefully Kung Fu ass everybody.

1364
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:08,800
Well, yeah.

1365
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:13,280
I mean, I don't think he's snap bones and rescue children.

1366
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,280
That's it.

1367
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,280
Because he would do that.

1368
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,480
Because we can't do that because we allow pedophilia to run rampant in this country.

1369
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,480
We don't.

1370
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,480
We personally don't.

1371
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,480
Michelle prevail.

1372
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:22,480
We three don't.

1373
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,480
We don't allow to run rampant.

1374
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:28,480
I don't know what you do after you have to crowd my God, but.

1375
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,480
No.

1376
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,480
I mean, I see how you Google women.

1377
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,480
Google.

1378
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,480
I see how you.

1379
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,480
I see how you.

1380
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,480
Did you see that?

1381
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,480
Yeah.

1382
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,480
Read the quiet.

1383
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,480
That's when you know has he's lying or what he's caught because he just shuts up and

1384
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,480
he laughs like that.

1385
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,480
There he goes.

1386
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,480
Guilty is charged.

1387
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,480
Hey man.

1388
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,480
I like.

1389
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:52,480
I like.

1390
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,480
I want to look at women sometimes.

1391
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,480
They're interesting.

1392
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:57,480
Oh yeah.

1393
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,480
Okay.

1394
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,120
Says every psychopath and serial killer.

1395
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,120
I'm interested.

1396
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,120
Yeah.

1397
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,840
I want to see how their blood flows.

1398
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,840
It's nice femur she has.

1399
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,120
Are you going to close it out man?

1400
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,840
You're you're mixing me up with yourself.

1401
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,840
I never care about the femur.

1402
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,840
I'm just about to say something.

1403
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:21,840
All right.

1404
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,840
Close it out.

1405
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,840
Come on.

1406
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:30,760
We're going to do our highly professional ending with the theme song as usual.

1407
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,840
Like if I, you know, get this shit together.

1408
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,840
All right.

1409
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:41,840
Thank you for tuning in very much.

1410
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,840
We love you.

1411
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,840
Have a great night peace.

1412
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:46,840
Later.