time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Hey everybody, welcome to Larry Needles show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
We got Kiki with us today again.
What's the issue with it?
The funny thing is there's this huge thing on Twitter now.
It's like Africans built Britain and Africans built the United States and Africans built
that.
They're like, bitch, when are they going to build Africa?
Seriously, you know.
That's good.
It's just very funny that there's this whole thing about this black pride movement and
all of this stuff.
And then when you go on Twitter, all you do is see African Americans killing each other,
fighting each other, robbing each other, doing heinous crimes.
And there's no repercussions of it.
That dude that, shoot, what was that?
That guy, the dude Pelosi's, the guy that attacked Pelosi with the hammer, got 30 years
today.
He got 30 years?
Yeah, 30 years.
Wow.
But there's a guy in Massachusetts who sexually assaulted two underage girls and got 180 days
of in jail.
So I mean, if you can tell me that things aren't a skewer.
He should be ass raped 180 times a day.
Well, did that guy get 30 years confined to Pelosi's compound there?
Like he has to be Pelosi's bitch or something for 30 years?
Oh, they should be in Pelosi's house for a minute.
Oh my God, that's already enough in confinement.
Pelosi actually was a looker back in the day.
Well, he's a fact, though.
Depends on what you're saying, allegedly, Elmo.
I have no clue.
I mean, there's this.
Well, that's what it is.
What was that guy doing there?
Who knows?
What was he originally doing?
Well, I mean, he was in his underwear.
They both were in the underwear.
I think it was something like a rendezvous gone awry.
A wrestling match and whoever loses gets hit in the head with this hammer.
Yeah.
And I think he meant the wrong hammer.
Oops.
Yeah.
I didn't know you meant the hammer hammer.
So it's just very funny how the way that things are going right now.
All those posts on Instagram and whatever, TikTok, I just love reading the comments.
Oh, you know what?
The hammer's like just go, mentally ill people.
That's what it is.
Like, not everybody should have a voice.
Since we're on this topic, I've been holding onto this one for a while.
I didn't know we were on a topic, but that's cool.
Well, no, I mean, we're on a topic.
I like when we're on a topic.
You tell them, what do you call it?
I should leery this.
We're always on brand, though, right?
Oh, you want to hear something funny?
It's for damn sure.
What do you call a group of?
What's a group of pandas called?
I don't know.
Pandai?
An embarrassment.
Like, you know, like a gag of the geese and all like a murder of the pros.
It's called an embarrassment.
For real?
Now come on, please put this together.
That's just how I'm losing it.
I'm not getting it.
An embarrassment.
It's called an embarrassment.
It actually is.
It's a real name for us.
It's actually called an embarrassment.
They can also be called a cupboard of pandas or a bamboo of pandas.
But please use your brain to.
I'm losing it.
I already got it.
Why is it an embarrassment?
Because they're mixed.
Now I get it.
That's what we got there.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, man, there's some cat puke.
The hair ball or something.
And I guarantee the Chinese kid would laugh.
Oh, another thing.
This is very funny.
That's a weird name for it, though.
It is.
That kind of makes sense.
Kind of fitting.
Yeah.
It definitely is.
Now I told you.
Now I'm bringing a panda home.
Oh, man.
What a beautiful place.
It's a beautiful place.
Oh, man.
What an embarrassment.
That is.
Oh, dude, it's like that Sopranos episode.
Which one?
When he sees Uncle Ben Rice and passes out, his daughter brings home the half black, half
Jewish kid.
And he's like, oh, no, no.
I mean, where are you from?
No, it's cool.
Half black, half Jewish.
Yeah.
Well, he's like, where are my moms?
Where are my moms black and my dad's Jewish?
Man, Tony was having a...
You see your parade plant.
Yeah.
Tony had a problem with that.
Yeah, he's like, well, you know, I do a lot of business with moon, yeah.
Oh, man, there we go.
That's what he said.
I know.
He's like, hey, they don't want their sons dating my daughter and I don't want my daughter
dating their sons.
So, okay, so this is kind of funny.
So in 2014, Zimbabwe said that they didn't want any more white farmers in the country.
And Larry and I talked about this before and so basically they took their land and kicked
them out.
Yeah, by force.
By force.
This is in 2014.
Yeah.
2015, these are all the headlines just in succession from it.
Mugabe is asking back the white farmers to chase away.
Because they're getting hungry.
This is one year later.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now the next year, Zimbabwe pleads for 1.5 billion in food aid to prevent mass starvation.
2017, I mean, this is, you can't really make this shit up.
Zimbabwe begs white farmers to return his country plunges into famine.
2018.
Zimbabwe doomed without whites.
Oh, man.
That is fucking.
I mean, I need a t-shirt.
That's our next merch.
Zimbabwe doomed without whites.
That is fucking beautiful.
And then 2019, I mean, this is literally five years in a row.
Yeah.
Zimbabwe to start paying white farmers compensation after April.
There you go.
Nice.
They got 3.5 billion dollars and twice the amount of land.
Hopefully it was in US dollars.
Look at that.
We could see everybody.
I don't even know what those are.
Mud coins.
It's serious.
They inspired.
They put them in little molds.
Yeah.
They're called ingots, mud ingots.
Man, I don't know if that's racist.
Oh, these can't really tell.
Well, I thought that was pretty funny.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
Hey, but on that soprano, to get back to that soprano's episode real quick though.
So after the daughter is with this kid and he's having a rough time with it, later in the night, he gets up in the middle of the night to get something to eat, and he opens one of the cabinets, and there's a box of Uncle Ben's rice with the black guy staring him in the face.
And he like passes out.
Do you remember that?
Oh, he passed out because he saw a black guy in a box.
Because his daughter was fucking, you know.
Oh, okay.
So she had relations with him.
Yeah, so it was getting to him mentally, and he fucking just saw the guy in the box, and he was like, oh, God.
Renting space in his head.
Yeah.
That's very funny.
Oh, yeah.
There was another great part of that episode too, where the girl got her bike stolen at school.
He's like, well, did you lock it up?
I bought you a lock.
She's like, yeah, he blocked it up, you know.
Somebody cut the lock and took it.
Oh, well, who took it?
Like, you know, she didn't want to say it.
Yeah.
She knows the kid will be fucking dead.
Oh, you sent that clip.
I saw that.
Yeah.
He's like, oh, no, how could that happen?
Then she gets all offended.
Little Johnny got pushed in front of a bus.
That's too bad.
Well, I mean, we're the only race that everybody can shit on.
You know, it's acceptable.
I mean, they just signed that deal in New York to that new airport hangar where it's all, you know, everything, non-caucasian people can't be involved in the businesses there.
All Caucasian people are axed out of it.
Non-caucasian people, they get contracts and all that.
Nice government contract.
At the end of the day, white people get shit on the most because honestly, white people could just wipe everybody else out if they wanted to.
I don't know, man.
I saw the clip.
There was this point in time.
There was all the illegals in Ireland.
Oh, I saw that, yeah.
They were bringing the houses in and they walked off the job site.
No, I don't know if it was that was there was a woman.
There's so many.
Yeah, that's what I say.
There's an Irish woman talking about because his Muslim was bitching about Christianity and white people and this and that.
And she just went in a rant talking about, listen, we can only put up with so much and we can only be pushed so far.
Yeah.
Then we white people, we destroy.
We wipe you out.
We do that to our own people.
Yeah, but she's, she put it very well.
She's like, listen, we can take a lot of shit, but we can only get put so far.
Take it and then goodbye, mother fucker.
All of a sudden you blow up and it's like, oh my God, look at this crazy white person.
It's like, oh, look at your dead DOS.
Well, I don't see many crazy white people unless it's like Polly, my old neighbor or someone's mentally ill, really mentally ill.
I wouldn't say as a group, whites are crazy.
You gotta go on the internet a lot more.
Okay.
Well, you're always seeing the worst.
Well, I think we're at the bottom, yeah, we're at the bottom of that list.
We used to have some crazies.
Like, what?
Yeah, I'm not saying we don't.
I'm just saying the per capita, it's not that crazy.
Yeah, I don't know about that, man.
Now that we closed down all the asylums and everything is...
Yeah, well, it's getting crazy.
Yeah, we used to ship our crazies away.
Yeah, we used to lock them up and drug them.
Here's the thing though, crazy isn't confined to a certain race.
There's crazy motherfuckers of every type.
Yeah, there's mentally ill people.
And they're everywhere now because everybody doesn't want to be, you know, oh, it's bad to lock them up
and treat them like humans or whatnot, you know.
To the scavenger.
And then the next thing, you know, all the pushing people in front of fucking trains
or punching white ladies in the face in New York
or beating up Asian ladies in California, you know, it's really fucking bad, you know.
And they'll just pick somebody out that they're jealous of
or that they feel they got slighted from and just start fucking people up.
It ain't right, it's fucked up, man.
And it's because they're crazy.
And the people in charge of such pussies that they can't lock these motherfuckers up.
Okay, maybe he shouldn't be in Rikers Island or whatever, you know, fucking Pontiac or whatever.
But he's got to be somewhere.
He can't be mixed in.
He can't be walking the street with a machete.
Yeah, exactly.
It doesn't work.
He needs to be on meds or he needs to be watched 24 hours.
Yeah, he needs a high dose of lithium.
But then if the problem is with that, is that now that's cool and unusual punishment to some people.
Well, you just do it like the old days.
He don't tell anybody.
I know, but I mean, you're preaching to the choir.
Yeah, but like, you know, in the old days, I mean, I'm not trying to debate you on this.
In the old days.
I've seen a guy push a chicken in front of a train and kill her last week.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
I mean, I understand what's going on here.
Did you see that family guy episode where they go to the insane asylum and like Joe wheels up in a wheelchair
and they're like, oh, got one guys, we got one here.
They get Joe because he's handicapped right now.
And then Peter's there and then the who's the black, what's the black guy's doing?
Cleveland's behind him.
He's like, Hey, I'm here with my friend.
We got another crazy one to bring Peter in because he's friends with the black.
And then they take Cleveland because he's black and then Craig Mars at the end.
He's like, well, you guys still for 20 bucks.
What can I get with the one of the crazy women?
He's like, yeah, sure.
Come on.
Yeah.
Well, that's another problem to abuse.
And I mean, just, just.
Well, that gets back to the nun, the nunnery, you know, yeah.
And anytime you got someone in charge of people that's not author or not qualified mentally themselves,
they're going to fucking abuse the power.
Even the power, even the mentally qualified people are going to get abusive.
So it's very, it's very dangerous.
It takes a special person to be that guy that has to be in charge of some people.
Or other than you're corrupted.
You're not.
You wouldn't be the boss.
I wouldn't want to be the boss.
Because specs of people around.
Yeah, right?
No, I know.
It's horrible.
I don't want to.
I don't want to be shit on my whole family, man.
Seriously, like that's just day in, day out.
But I mean, there's no, there's no, that's basically it's just we keep fighting against
each other and that's what everybody wants and they're happy about it.
Oh yeah.
You know, look what we're doing.
It's just going to get worse.
Oh my God, everybody's fighting with each other.
Me and Nievels are going to go see Social D and Bad Religion tomorrow and maybe we'll
come in contact with the Chicago pusher, the local serial killer.
Could be.
That's by Chicago, no, that's by the Chicago River though.
Yeah.
He pushes people in the river.
Yeah.
It's right on the river.
If the concert is outside, you could see the boats going by.
Oh, it's that close to the river?
Yes, I mean it's on the river.
There's a fence in the water.
You guys should stand close and see if somebody starts coming by.
We're a shirt that says push me.
There's people that camp out in their boats.
Oh really?
Oh, I'm watching music.
Yeah, yeah, it's how close it is.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, I'm kind of stoked.
Where's it at?
Where's the show at?
That's Salt Shed.
Oh yeah.
It's pretty cool.
Is that in the South Side?
No.
It's in Bucktown.
Oh, all right.
Right by Fullerton in 90.
Yeah.
All right.
It's right there.
Like last time we were going to go, Nievels didn't want to go.
He thought it was on the South Side and I'm like, no dude, it's not.
It's right there.
I've seen it from the highway.
I thought it was over by Kamiski where they had the actual salt, you know, the salt shed.
Yeah, no.
That's not the old thing.
And you know what's cool though is because it's still all done up with the girl with the
salt.
Fullerton Salt Girl.
Yeah, the raincoat and the umbrella and shit and she's pouring salt.
It's all painted up on the building like that.
And on the roof too, you can see it from the highway.
It's cool.
Honestly, that's a badass venue.
Yeah, it saves like the old.
They got a guitar shop there.
They sell nothing but expensive ass Paul Reed Smiths and some other brand that I can't think
of the name of that's a very expensive custom like, you know, 10,000 to $20,000 each guitar.
So like they're fucking expensive.
And they got a whole store full of them.
Nothing like what I had.
Nothing with the cool vintage vibe.
Everything is brand new and fucking.
Just tense.
Yeah.
Doesn't say H.O. in Mexico.
No, it's like, it's like, you know, you're going into the Rolls Royce shop compared to
fucking going to the Chevy dealer at Guitar Center or something.
Yeah, speaking of that, I heard what's Sam Ash is closing down.
Yeah, it's already closed.
Is it?
They had their last day the other day.
In fact, Matt Barber was there.
What's up, Matthew?
Shout out to Matt.
Yeah, he was, he said it was sad.
There was absolutely nothing left like a couple of display racks and everything was picked
over.
He was going to look for like maybe some banners, Zildjian, Ludwig, pasty, whatever, some drum
shit, some maybe neon signs, whatever advertising shit.
They had nothing.
Wow.
Nothing.
Yeah, people probably.
Yeah.
It's sad.
I wonder why.
Because of the internet, I would guess.
Because I mean, Sam Ash was a great fucking store.
It was better than Guitar Center because they had a large fucking wide variety of sheet music
and fucking lesson books.
Plus, they had all the band instruments, saxophones, clarinets, flutes, fucking the horns, trumpets,
trombones, tubas, all that junk, violins.
So Guitar Center strictly had rock and roll shit on it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
You know, the sultry, it's all cashless.
Yeah, that's it.
They actually tell you that you can't bring cash.
It's probably for their own safety, for the visitors from out of town.
It's all fucking crazy shit.
Welcome to Chicago.
Don't bring cash.
See, I don't understand why you don't want to do.
Why don't you not want to take cash?
And especially because you have to pay the fees.
But it's like your liquor.
That's how you make a lot more money.
Yeah.
It keeps the people from stealing.
What's that?
Well, cash?
No, no, going cashless, it keeps the employees a lot more honest.
I don't think that's the problem, because that place is camera-
Well, dude, you know how much, well, it doesn't matter.
You know how many cameras it would take for them to see you slipping some...
You know how many cameras did he have in his house?
250.
So I'm sure the sultry can spare.
You can do that.
I mean, we've put cameras, I put cameras in ten in one room before.
I mean, yeah, you can put one on the register, above the register.
Yeah, you can do that.
I know, whatever.
What did you see, did you see that video of Diddy kicking around with a fancy girl?
Oh, yeah.
I just saw that.
I mean, what are you...
He grabs her by the fucking back of the hoodie, yanks her down, kicks her in the rib, basically,
or maybe lower back, but looked like the rib or the leg.
Yeah, it was somewhere in the hip.
I mean, the hip or the leg, and then he fucking grabs up her purse and shit in her backpack,
kicks her again, and grabs her by like the shirt or the arm or something,
and drags her into some hotel room, it's like, wow, dude.
We don't know what she was trying to steal of his.
Well, that's true.
If that's what they're releasing, there's so much more to it.
He paid 50 Gs for that tape.
What's that?
He paid them 50 Gs for that tape to get that, you know, so it wouldn't be released.
He can get a lot more, man.
Holy...
He paid the hotel, well, no, back when it happened initially.
Yeah, no, I mean, he paid her off for that also, but I mean, whatever.
It was his ex, I think it was his girlfriend or something.
Is that the one that killed herself?
I don't know.
The one that killed herself or something.
She's the one that's selling like scripts, like weird Adrena Chrome, like script.
Really?
She has a web page.
No, no, she didn't kill herself.
She's got a prescription pen.
Yeah, she has a, what do you call it?
She has a script written about Adrena Chrome, and then she has some other weird stuff.
Damn, man, that's fucking insane.
Oh, yeah.
It was one podcast I was listening to, and I told you guys to listen to it,
but it goes into weird stuff about Diddy and Cassie and all that.
Diddy?
No, when you're the Diddler, you can get away with whatever you want.
He just does not make any money anymore, I assume.
Didn't.
People are starting to come after him.
I mean, it all eventually...
Eventually your use becomes useless.
Yeah, I mean, you're not making money and you're...
You're not pipping everybody out.
Doing diddy stuff.
Then we got no need for you.
Because the problem is, is I think that these people kind of grow out of it, you know what I mean?
And then all of a sudden you realize that it's hereditary,
as kids are being charged with stalled.
Well, that's the problem, right?
Here's the other thing.
You know that you don't grow out of debauchery.
Yeah, you do.
Very seldom.
You definitely do.
Well, certain types, yeah.
Your debauchery changes.
Yeah, yeah.
It gets a little classier.
Yeah, right, right.
Because you're a creep, you're always going to be a creep.
But that's the thing.
What accentuates it.
Once he gets rolling on that thing, once he starts not caring about the gay sex and the pussy anymore and the weird shit,
his kids are still wanting to do it.
Everybody's hooked on the drug.
It's like, here you're giving heroin to your family, here are kids.
Well, especially when you're young.
Here's all the wild sex you can handle and all the fucking power you can boss these bitches around with.
And, you know, they're probably like, yeah, dad, this is great.
Yeah, there's no, I mean...
You know.
Tell them your dad's the diddler.
Well, if you...
I remember the first time you shot a gun with your dad.
If you look at like these nepotism kids that, I mean, a lot of these celebrities, they're first born, you know what I mean?
Or they're usually, you know, they're just so taken care of that they can get away with anything.
And they can get mostly away with...
The sad thing, sad but true.
And they do get away with it.
I mean, we have the number one son in the country getting away with whatever he wants.
Number one son.
They're eyeball.
I mean, this guy's getting away...
Dude, throwing guns.
Throwing guns and grocery store dumpsters.
Well, yeah, it's white.
There's white throwing gun out.
I think that's what happened.
Well, no, it's white trash and it's hunter.
They were there together.
Yeah, she's like...
Yeah, she just dumped it right in the back dumpster and then a homeless guy got it.
And the FBI had to come out and take it from him.
And like there's now, we're talking about cameras too.
Like there's not cameras all over the place.
Well, but they're probably high on cr...
Well, the crazy thing was, I don't think it was his wife.
I think it was his dead brother's wife who he was banging the first time.
Yes.
Nice.
But yeah, he is keeping it classy.
He's a classless fucker.
Well, she's like, I ain't leaving this money train.
Right, right.
There's crooked shit going on.
At the same time, I mean, it's...
I mean, what was Beau Biden doing?
Because that fucker had half a brain and wasn't smoking crack.
He was probably raking in more money than the hunter.
Yeah, he was in the military.
Joe Biden can't stop talking about the other fucking kid dying because that was where the
real money probably was.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, right.
I think they said he died of like burning pits or something.
Yeah, he had a cancer or some disease.
I don't know.
Well, the thing is too, I don't...
He tells a lot of lies about it.
Well, that's what they said.
But he was not burning any shit.
No, he wasn't.
I don't know.
I mean, they can't...
He was, you know, chasing to it somewhere.
Yeah, he was not smoking stick.
He was probably not even in country when they were doing that.
Yeah.
It's all right.
Look at this little perfect thing.
Do you really think that...
Oh, yeah, look at that thing.
Holy shit.
Look at this.
Look at that.
You got some marks.
You got some crap kisses.
Oh, I'm sorry, Needles.
This is if this hurts.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I can handle it.
Just keep on kneading the nuts for some reason.
That was a good shot, Larry.
Yeah, thanks.
That's maybe where that came from.
Yeah.
One of his bare balls touch his...
Nuts of steel.
This looks like one-eyed nut.
It does.
Ding.
It kind of hurt.
That was the knee, too.
Yeah, no.
That's not where that's from.
That's from something else.
I don't remember.
Boy, is that one?
Yeah.
No, those are the ones that come down here.
Yeah, Honeypot wasn't there yesterday.
Yeah.
I told Needles I was going to buy her a G string because he said she looked like she
had on a diaper.
Well, ladies, please wear a thong when you wear a...
No, dude, that one time, she did like have a granny panty on her.
She always does.
Like a Chastity Boat.
She's hiding her ass from us.
You know Chastity Boat.
That's weird.
Oh, she's hiding it.
She's making us look at it more.
Yeah, but dude, that thing was sticking out like five inches.
I don't know if I'd be looking at it more.
I'd be looking at it more if it was a little tighter to her ass instead of having that extra
wrinkly layer in between.
Well, I went for the hot weather and the short shorts to come out.
Yeah.
So I already got a tape for that today.
Sundress weather.
Yeah.
Maybe out with my city vest and my leaf blower.
That's when you need one.
You know those picnic chairs, the beach chairs at the real short legs?
That's when you need those when the sun does its come out and you sit real low so you can
see through them.
And you have your glasses on.
I see through them.
Yeah.
You know when the sun gets behind them.
You just want to put it on the sidewalk.
Yeah.
You're going to sit there and I'm going to be these professional bag bags.
Oh, I'll tell you what, dude, that's the first time I worked in the city.
I mean, that's a good thing to do.
Dude, first time I worked in the city, like downtown, my boss, we were working, we were
working with the whole world's first national bank in Chicago and my boss is like, oh, he's
like, oh, we got to go get lunch over here.
Like walking all the way over there.
How come?
He's like, you'll see.
It was like the financial area.
And it's like, oh, we go and he's like, we grab lunch.
He's like, yeah, let's go sit over here.
I'm like, all right, we go sit there.
You know, before everybody really got out and all of a sudden, all the women start coming
out and then.
Oh, and then they just go in because it's nice everywhere.
So they just sit there, they like undo their blouse, lift up their skirt.
Yeah, they tan out there.
I got a good one.
Now I understand why they're out.
I don't mean to want to help you, but I got a good one for you.
I'm all about the women.
Yeah, let's hear it.
We were working at Union Station downtown and it was all the trades.
There were fitters and tin knockers and everybody.
And they would all, so we had all our gang boxes and all our shit over here.
And at lunch, we had like, like the electricians had their setup by the escalators.
Smart.
So we would get there and they're like, why are you guys sitting over here?
They're like, oh yeah, come and sit with us for a minute.
They would be watching them go off on the escalators.
That is a good shot.
They're like, oh, everybody will be all mad.
That's our spot.
Like, what do you know?
It's so fun.
It'll be like 30 of us.
And they're all trying to jockey for position.
Like we guys come and sit with you guys today.
And I'm like, Jesus.
This is what you guys do.
They're like form a line around the escalators and like the forces.
I'm like, bleachers.
Bleachers was like all the way around the escalator.
There were some semi-circular bleachers and shit.
All the chairs are turned towards the escalator.
You can see a bunch of dirty ones looking at each other.
No one's facing each other at all.
I mean, like a woman looks down.
She just sees like 50 eyes looking.
And good old days when you could cat call someone and they'd be in trouble.
They really didn't like you.
Honestly, the women liked it.
They would smile.
No, you still can't because they still like it.
Well, they wouldn't say anything crazy.
Just because they tell you they don't like it on the news.
Well, there's a bullshit.
You know, you were not cat calling the women.
Those woke ass bitches you don't want anywhere.
The ones that don't like it are the ones you don't want.
It's almost like a nice weeder outers.
There's also variables that are tied into that.
What kind of person it is.
If you're aggressive.
If you don't mean like what color you are.
I'm just saying that.
How good your cat calls are.
Well, yeah, I mean, if you're just simple or whistling or you're not saying
you're just great at your stuff.
Show us your tits.
No, that's not a good one.
I'll tell you what, blacks get away with that shit a little more than white people do.
Cat calling?
Yeah.
Why's that?
Because they're black.
They just always say, oh, baby, look at you.
You so fine.
You know, they get away with the little shit.
I don't think they get away with it.
I've never seen those videos.
I give a maybe people are kind of running away.
Well, yeah, they're too scared to say anything.
Yeah, so that's the problem.
It's going to just perpetuate a cycle of bad things, which, hey, hey, I got a guy,
I got no horse in that race.
Hey man, we will, and here at the Larry Neal show with Tiki, we will perpetuate bad cycles
and recycle bad things as much as possible.
I don't know about that.
I will.
Okay, well then why are you calling us all in with you?
Well, at the Larry Neal, it's the Larry and Neal show.
It's not like I got my own Larry show.
You could just say Larry will do this, not Neal.
Here on the Larry Neal show, Kiki, I will be.
I said we, but now.
Yeah, I see you did.
So I should call me a dumbass.
Let me replace the I part with we and then just remember my side.
Yeah, remove me and let me stand on the other side of the street while you get arrested
for this.
So just put in, instead of we, it's I will.
Yeah, I will be arrested for being a creep.
The royal eye.
That's what I'm going to do.
The royal eye.
That's what I do.
Aw, man.
Well, we can always hope.
So what do you think about this new desk, man?
I mean, we're going to do some nature hour now.
It's a little shelf.
That's actually not a bad little desk.
My buddy's dad used to, he had a TV repair shop.
Oh, the TVs were very heavy back in the seventies.
Roll them around.
You put it out here, roll it to the workbench, roll it to the other workbench.
And, you know, I got one over there.
We have to carry that.
The one in our bedroom, the table that we use all the time.
That's one of those.
And I think there's another one floating around too.
There's one right there that the keyboard is on.
He's like, hey, Larry, I'm going to throw these things out.
And I'm like, are you fucking crazy?
You're going to throw these in the garbage?
His dad made these from scratch by hand.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
His dad, you know, welded them and everything.
They're all built totally different.
Like that one's welded.
That one's screwed.
Oh, yeah.
It's got a couple of bolts going through.
Yeah, you know, he's like experimenting, but he's like, fuck, I can't be carrying these TVs.
You know, he's a pretty ingenuitive guy.
Well, especially for you.
And I was like, yeah, dude, I can take these things.
Roll the keys in.
Yes.
Roll the amp over.
And I do.
I roll the keys over when we jam.
I didn't last time, but you know, I do.
Those are actually nice.
They look professional.
Yeah, he did a good job.
They all have different tops.
One of them has like Formica tile.
One of them is just, you know, raw like this.
That one's raw.
So it's like he was just taking whatever materials around.
Yes.
One upstairs has like the school carpet real thin.
Yeah.
That's the one we have in our bedroom for the cats.
Like, you know, they like that one.
They lay on it.
A little scratchin.
So yeah, man.
And I'm like, dude, how can you throw these out?
Not to mention your father fucking made him and he just croaked and you're going to just.
Well, if he's got no use for him anymore.
Yeah, I guess.
That's the thing.
Once you start getting older, it's like my dad throwing everything out.
It's like, yeah, it's like, I don't want to do anything with it anymore.
Yeah.
Just move it to another place.
My grandfather died.
There was so much shit, man.
Holy fuck.
In horrors.
It's going to be like that when I die.
Oh yeah, no shit.
You don't say to be burned down.
Yeah.
The only way to get rid of it.
Just light it up.
Well, but here's the thing though.
There's some things that are just.
First of all, you can't count yourself out early.
No, you can't.
You can't start selling shit until you're like 80.
Well, that's.
Because then you don't care anymore about anything.
And then you take these guitars and you go to Mexico.
I mean, with the money that you sold.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, you lived the last few years.
Yes.
Take all these amps and all these guitars, sell them, sell all the records and you fucking
take one guitar and one small amp and you head on your way.
Oh, speaking of that, I gotta get out of Mexico story.
All right.
You know, I'm gonna be his uncle Norm.
Yeah.
Dude, Norm.
Anyone named Uncle Norm already is cool.
No, Uncle Norm's off the rails.
He's awesome.
He's cool as hell.
I remember him too.
Yeah.
Well, he used to only like he created, you remember the woman's store, the limited.
Yeah.
He was like co-creator.
Oh, wow.
He's been rich.
That was in broke.
Bro, nice.
Nice.
Real smart guy.
I love that.
A numbers man that's been up and down.
Like Mary's a hot woman.
He gets the bars.
Mary's another one.
But he's always, dude, he's a moneymaker.
Real smart dude.
Real hustler.
Yeah.
Because I remember when I lost a shit ton of money and something, he almost broke.
Uncle Norm was like, don't worry.
No, he's like, Adam, listen.
He's like, it's not about how you get that knocked down.
It's about how you get back up.
Get back up.
Yeah, that's great.
Because you're gonna get knocked down all the time.
Uncle Norm.
He's like, you gotta pick yourself up.
He had some fucking wisdom.
Oh, and I forgot what they call, like, he was a big guy.
Probably like 6'4", something like that.
Like me.
Exactly.
And the women used to call him like, the tree trunk or something.
But anyways, he retired down to Mexico and he like trades in wives all the time.
Because now he's in Mexico.
There's no laws in fucking morons.
Well, he just, he's got his connection, he's like, I need one, I need a little younger though.
Jesus.
You should have said that about Uncle Norm.
Uncle Norm's in Mexico, it's all good.
I don't know about that.
It's legal in Mexico, man.
I don't know what you're talking about is legal in Mexico.
What are you insinuating?
I don't know, man.
What are you saying?
I don't think they have any laws.
Yeah, I'm not talking like young girls.
No, I understand.
He's like, he's talking like, you know.
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying, like women are 40 years old.
They're like, get down to 30.
I'm like, how old are you?
I'm 20 years old now.
You know, she gets to be 40 and you say, I need a 30 year old.
Yeah, I need to swap them out.
I can see that.
Make sure this one doesn't have kids.
Right.
Oh my God.
Well, that's tough to find.
Well, no, but he's rub up against the Mexican check and get them pregnant.
Find one whose kids were tragically killed somewhere.
He just said one off the college, but okay.
I mean, you have to say that.
They're going to be coming and writing and coming back then.
Just tell me they went off to college.
Yeah, it's like a little farm.
Yeah.
But no, it's a retirement community down there.
We're all there.
That's what they tell us when we were kids.
Like when one of our uncles or something would go to jail and say, yeah, yeah, he went to college.
We was like, oh, we thought they were really going to college.
That's the point.
Like, man, our family's smart.
Everybody just keeps going to college.
I love it.
I didn't know what the fuck was going on until later.
And then I was like, oh, college, I get it.
I know, man.
I'm seriously thinking about just taking, taking the money I haven't gone retire into like
Thailand or Costa Rica.
I mean, Costa Rica is a little closer.
So it makes a little more sense.
Yeah, but that place is to come back and visit your family here in Thailand is very, very fucking far.
It's far.
But like everything's great in Thailand.
The food's fantastic.
Cheapest could be.
Well, not like it used to be.
No.
Ross was telling me that it was still cheap compared to here.
Third World Country Birt.
Yeah.
When I was out there 20 something years ago, it was dirt cheap.
Oh, man, dirt cheap.
Like you could live on a hundred bucks for a month.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
It was good.
Yeah.
It was dirt cheap.
I saw some movies like, like some home movies and shit.
And they're like plowing the field and doing work and all this shit.
And they hadn't nobody had shoes on.
And if they do have shoes, it's just like, it's a sand.
The fucking flip-flops with the thing between your toes.
I'm like, holy fuck, man.
They're walking over a big rough terrain and such.
And I'm like, damn.
Wait, and there's cobras running around there.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Those people don't give a fuck.
You see when they're doing mud huts.
But that's why their homes are on big stilts too.
Yeah.
Well, I don't want to live in the rice paddies.
No.
I gotta live by the beach.
Well, but still.
Well, that's a touristy.
What do they, I mean, what would it be?
Well, now there's places that you get to go to like the other islands that weren't as,
you know, there were no destiny.
How much do you think say like an apartment, one bedroom fucking apartment would be down
there?
Like if you, you can get a killer one bedroom, like a studio in Bangkok, like a killer, like
in a high rise with like all the amenities, probably a thousand bucks a month.
Okay.
It's not bad.
No, I mean, it's not.
It's cheaper than here.
Yeah.
It's fucking posh.
It's creepy.
But like, but if you're going down to like Poocat or something like that, yeah, you're, yeah,
you're going to, it's not that cheap anymore.
You know, you still may pay a hundred bucks a night if you're renting a place.
But if like, if you want a monthly price, you can probably, yeah, you can probably get
fifteen hundred.
So basically,
When I was down there, it may have been like five hundred bucks.
It may have been the hills or the back woods to fucking, well, not even, it depends what
island you're on.
Okay.
If you go to certain islands where it's not as populated, then it's still dirt cheap.
But the food's fantastic.
Sure.
Food is, and that's dirt cheap still.
And everything, yeah.
But you know what?
Here's the other thing.
I saw a lot of films of them cooking and they were like this.
Okay.
This is the ground and they're down on the ground and they're cooking on the ground.
The only thing separating them from the dirt is a fucking banana leaf.
Oh yeah, those are draw matte.
They're banana leaf.
And everything is with their hands and they had no…
But those people are like in the hills or something.
Yeah, but also, yeah.
Yeah, but I was like, damn.
Yeah, they don't get sick.
They don't have any stuff.
So it's not like that everywhere.
No.
Okay.
But I mean, still, it's…
No.
Because I was like, holy fuck.
Honestly, just kill their food out there.
Yeah, comparative to other countries like India.
Oh, wow.
You know what I mean?
That's a real film.
That's when they're scratching their ass.
There's like a cow with its asshole right next to a fire.
Well, I remember…
And the mice are chewing on it.
Again, this was probably propaganda now that looking back.
No, no, that doesn't happen.
But when they showed…
No, but when they showed Osama bin Laden and his crew around like a bowl that must have
been this big, yeah.
And they're all hunched down on their feet, you know.
Oh, they'll eat with their hands.
Yeah, and they're all scooping into the same bowl and I'm like, man, no, that's not
propaganda.
That's not propaganda.
That's what was propaganda.
That's horrible.
I mean, come on, they literally put the camera all the way and they all went to the hilt
and after that, the guy's family's billionaire.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, that's just all propaganda.
Do you think Osama bin Laden was actually scooping into the fucking bowl?
What, he had to make a show to all the peons he was with, maybe, you know.
But no, that's how they eat though.
It's communal.
It's crazy.
And the shit that they were eating looked literally like fucking spot.
I don't think they would, the left hand could wipe your ass with one hand.
That's why they don't shake hands because they wiped their ass with the right hand.
So they eat with their left.
What if you're a lefty?
Well, it's opposite.
Yeah.
Well, then they cut your hand off.
Oh, man.
Needles would be fun.
Then they give you another left hand on the hilt.
Yeah.
They put a left hand.
The man with two left hands.
He can't dance or he can't, he can't right or he can't dance.
It's like the thing in Thailand too, like, you really don't do the street food unless you
see like, you know, you don't do street seafood.
Because you're going to get sick.
Oh, Jesus, street seafood.
Yeah.
Well, dude, they have a lot of seafood.
Get fucking.
But that's a thing you don't.
Dengue fever.
Yeah, that's a thing.
If you're French ass.
Yeah.
If you want to wake up in the hospital the next day.
You're serious.
You're fucking if you wake up.
You don't want to be in a column the next day.
You may wake up in a dumpster.
I mean, that's like Russian roulette.
It is.
It's like eating food.
Because when I lived in TJ, I would get street tacos all the time.
I mean, I had to eat those all the time.
And I mean, they would literally throw fucking, there would be what do you call, livestock
coming through there.
It was filthy.
But it wasn't like filthy, filthy.
You know, I was eating like crazy and they had this weird fucking patty that was like
this weird meat.
It was like a hamburger, but it was like white.
I don't know what the fuck.
It just didn't have any color.
I must have had it like three.
I had it at least three different times that night.
I was like, damn, I told Russ, I know I shouldn't probably be eating this, but I'm going to
get another one.
It was the next night.
I said, fuck it.
I mean, well, because they're cooking it out of these barrels that are cut in half these
55 gallons.
Who knows what the fuck was in these barrels?
That's the thing that freaks me out.
What toxins were in there?
That's your first sign and not like the street food you don't buy is somebody cooking like
an old grocery cart or something.
They all had the barrels.
And then these guys, we have a whole table set up with the condiments, relish, mustard,
ketchup, all like you're at a restaurant, but it was like a barrel.
He's cooking out.
People cook out of 50 gallon barrels.
So yeah, and so the only thing is, because I remember when I did hardwood floors, we
gave a five gallon drum to these Mexicans with this chemicals were in it, like the finish,
the real heavy shit.
And they literally lit it on fire and started grilling on it right there.
My boss, Marty, he's like, dude, no, like, oh my God, even I was young.
I was only a teenager.
I knew that wasn't good.
Yeah.
I was in Brazil for carnival.
And like these guys, I'm walking on the beach selling stuff.
I remember the guy I was with, you know, he kept seeing these guys walk around and they
like have cheese and they warm it up.
He's like, I'm going to get a cheese.
I'm like, dude, what do you think?
He's like a raw dog, a prostitute.
Because I mean, you probably have a better chance.
Yeah, I'm surprised we had her.
But he got it.
He got it anyways.
And he's like, oh, this is good.
You won't try it.
No, an hour later.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, your ass is bleeding.
Dude, yeah, I don't even know if it was an hour.
Yeah, you can't even make it off the beach.
How big is this?
Oh, it was on a stick, but it was like a thick.
That's what I want.
Just cheese.
Fucking beach cheese.
That's what I'm making for.
Wait, dude.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm like, he's been walking this beach all morning.
Who knows what that cheese is in the cooler?
And he goes to the bathroom and he takes it with him in there.
Yeah, exactly.
This guy's got no shirt on.
He knows what he's making.
Where did you get that cheese from, buddy?
I don't see it in the refrigerator anywhere in sight.
Yeah, no.
Oh, he's just, ugh.
Yeah, it was a mistake.
That's great.
But no, that's great.
That's funny, though.
So shit that.
I see, you know, so.
But you gotta be, you gotta be aware of what you're like getting into.
Hey, in Germany now, and I was told that this was raw, they're eating this little cubed,
fucking pork and cubed onions.
Never eat pork raw.
In a bag, and it was like with mayonnaise in it, and they would just eat it.
Straight.
Or sometimes it didn't have mayonnaise, but they put mayonnaise in everything.
They would just eat it out of a bag and I'm like, oh, what is that thing everyone's eating?
And Matt's like, dude, you don't want to eat that.
He goes, these people can handle it.
That will literally kill you.
That's a good one.
And I'm like, oh, wow, what is it?
And he told me, and I'm like, is it cooked?
And he's like, I don't think so.
And I'm like, wow.
By the time I left Mexico, I was able to handle the water.
Oh, yeah.
By the time you left Mexico, you could probably handle anything.
There was any food, nothing would get you sick.
You could drink rotten milk.
Shit was dying around you.
The cheese from Brazil.
Yeah, daddy would be fine, man.
Stuff, I mean the stuff that, well, I was in bad shape by the time I left.
So, I mean, I really wasn't eating that much.
Dude, even the people that grew up in Taiwan and would drink the water.
Yeah, I was broke.
They do.
I needed to mix my frogs.
You got to be crazy, though.
Because sometimes I'd run out of bottled water, tap water.
And they'd go to the river.
Nothing like banging shit with Tijuana toilet water.
Yeah, I needed this toilet water.
I know.
I got it from the back of a tank a couple of times.
Oh, man, top shelf in it.
Upper decker.
I guarantee that tank was a thousand years old.
Oh, let me tell you, this wasn't exactly the nicest bathroom in Tijuana.
There was a creature in there.
It wasn't in Tijuana bathroom monthly.
It wasn't the Copacabana.
No, not at all.
It was a very, a little rough and tumble area.
Yeah.
Because the best of where I lived.
Very rustic, shall I say.
I lived in this, so, oh man, it was crazy.
I lived in Zona Norte and the police wouldn't even go in there.
But I lived in Lake Hall.
It was Lake Hall.
Seriously.
What do you call it?
It was like 20 apartments.
And what it was is like 15 of the apartments were occupied and the other five were shooting gallery.
Oh, nice.
What it is, it had this huge metal gate on the front and then it had a, you walk into it like,
it was like a shark cage and then there was a guy on the other end and there were two ways to go.
So if you lived there, you went one way and you wanted to shooting gallery and you'd go to the other way.
Yeah.
All night long, a door just slamming all night long.
Going, going, going.
And they were, the federales came in once.
It sounds horrible.
Oh, well, I mean, at that point.
Like just to pick up the dead bodies?
At this point in time.
Well, no, they actually got into a gun battle.
Oh man.
With the cartel.
And so you're in your apartment when this is going on or you're in the shooting gallery?
No, I was, no, I was definitely in the shooting gallery.
I lived next door to the kids.
I was like, yeah, we'll shit where you eat.
That's a little fucking larian, you know, assume or dummy.
Just keep going, bitch.
Yeah, I don't know why he was up with the dummy today, asshole.
Sorry.
But yeah, no, so these guys were, so what happened was there was like a shootout and then the
federales came and they come in 50 cal on the back of the truck.
Oh man.
And they were just.
This is not the localized.
No, these guys were just unloading, unloading just.
So people are getting fucking killed and shit?
Oh yeah.
Oh man.
Just another day down there.
When I lived down there, shit when was that?
How many people got shooting this shootout?
Three.
Wow.
No, it had to be like 2010-ish, 2011 or something like that.
So this was like the height of what was going on in Tijuana.
Yeah.
I would cross the border every day to go to work.
I'd say it had to be before that.
Were you, wait, were you gone when Timmy died?
I don't know.
Yeah, probably.
I did that in 2009.
Yeah, so, but I would cross the border to work every day.
2008.
And they would, they had this huge.
It's probably right around that time.
They had this huge bridge and they would actually hang the people from their disembowel.
Oh man.
And their guts would be touched.
What will happen to you?
Their guts would be touching the ground from like 40 feet up in the air.
Oh yeah, they just pulled their stuff out.
And then they would, what do you call it?
And then they would have like huge banners and stuff.
Saying hey, fuck around and find out.
We would walk across, we would cross by, what do you call it, through San Ysidro and we'd
cross over, walk through and there was a Tijuana slew that runs right through.
And that's how you get, you have like a.
What's that, a road?
No, no, it's like the waterway.
That's where all the shit water gets dumped into the ocean.
So this is where they dump all that shit.
That's why everybody gets stabbed.
Yeah, they get hepatitis.
Like people, like people in close to like San Ysidro and a little bit close to.
You might as well live in India.
Yeah, they release it and they actually test the water every day.
And they would, it's like we would go there.
When I lived down there with Amanda, we went down there one day and there was the first
day, first or second day we moved down there.
We were walking back from our apartment to the grocery store and there was just a dude
dead on the ground.
And little kids were like looting them, taking his shoes, digging through his pockets.
It was just dead on the ground.
Yeah, there would be like blood.
It was crazy the stuff that they would get away with and the amount of bribes I had to pay,
we had to pay them all the fucking time, man.
Hey, gringo.
All the time.
The tea, I'll tell you what, it's gotta be done, you know, besides like being in like
some spot of Syria.
It's more crooked than Chicago.
That's one of the most dangerous places.
Oh yeah.
Corruption is rampant.
Oh yeah.
It's more crooked than Chicago.
More than the government.
It's not even, I mean.
It's Joe Biden's wet dream.
Well, yeah.
Look what he's doing right now.
He's letting them run the border.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't have control of what somebody else does.
But yeah, you know, he's getting a lot out.
I shouldn't even, I'm not even going to say it, but you know what I think.
But what do you call it?
Yeah, there was just the craziness with just like, some guy would just attack.
I got with the machete right in the street.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Like you'd just be sitting there and it's just an average day.
And somebody would get robbed.
I never had a problem because I didn't look for trouble.
You know what I mean?
Well, they're looking for easy pickings too.
Yeah, and I was cool without everybody.
Yeah, I knew not easy pickings.
And the craziest part was I lived, it was like, this was, here was the place.
The easiest path of resistance or whatever.
And that's the least resistance.
Yeah.
And then there was like a ice cream shop and then across, across next to that was this
Hotel de Sol.
And it was trannies like a, like a tranny spot, like a training hotel where they turn tricks.
And dude, they were the coolest motherfuckers.
They gotta be.
They were old school trannies.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They were American dudes and they were a lot of American trannies and they were like wigs
on with beard and shit, but they had the best drugs ever.
And that was like, yeah, that's before trannies was the other camera.
Yeah, there's needles from another direction people.
Oh, he was awful.
But on the trannies, they gotta be cool because they've been put through so much shit.
So they just have a good take on shit.
And it was, it was actually, they would stick together down there.
They're like a fucking gang, man.
Like they ran this corner spot.
Yeah.
They were crazy.
Well, that's how they asked.
He'll be killed, right?
What's that?
He'll be killed.
You gotta hold your shit down because they got to because they gotta take a lot of shit
to begin with.
They didn't.
But no, no, no, no.
When you got that shit held down like that, people left them alone.
They were like, they did their own shit.
They didn't fuck with nobody.
That's the thing with kids.
They don't bother nobody.
As far as you know, they didn't mess with kids.
No, because I've seen what they do to people that mess with kids down here.
I mean, there was, they were, like I said, they would.
Because right now they have no problem seem seeming allegedly traffic kids around everywhere.
Who?
Um, the government, the, uh, the Clinton's, the Asian Foundation.
Yeah, but he's tranny.
Yeah, no, this is like, so, you know, I don't know what goes on.
This was before it was cool with trans and before the government.
Yeah, no, exactly.
Doctor needed you.
Because listen, how come these drag queens, they do storybook time with little children?
How come they don't go to a fucking old folks home?
Or how come they don't go to like a wider state?
Because an old man would go, what the fuck is going on?
Well, yeah, a white man would go somewhere else.
No, they go to kids because they're the most malleable, malleable.
Yeah.
And they're the easy to indoctrinate into this crap and they can take advantage.
They don't know, but they can't just get up and leave.
Why would you start grooming a 90 year old man?
He's going to die.
You need someone that's going to fucking put out.
Oh, you're grooming for cash.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what I mean.
Like if this stuff is going to die soon, you want to be in that will.
But you know, there was like the wild fucking west down there.
Yeah.
Well, you take the good with the bad down there.
Yeah, really.
And it's a different, it's literally is a different country.
It's like, we call it, it's like America's, what do you call it?
Wipe your feet off.
And it's like a doormat.
And that's what it is.
It's like you wipe your feet and all the shit stays right there.
Well, it's crazy too.
Because Tijuana is like the armpit of Mexico and it's right there on the door.
And it's touching.
But dude, it's such good food down there.
Even the cheapest.
Yeah.
But no, it was good.
Even the chicken, the chicken, the head down there.
Even what was the other thing is like to cut a you go down there.
The other.
Tannado.
No, but to cut it was in little bit.
Like you go down there and get create.
It was a lot cleaner and nicer down there.
We had dinner the riffraff.
Yeah.
But that's where you go.
It wasn't it wasn't Tijuana.
Well, no, if you need like bricks for your house, if you need like decorations, steel
work, like staircase, any kind of stuff.
Yeah.
Any kind of material.
Well, they and they do custom work.
I mean, if you want to like new, what do you call it?
Like seats for your car, like the.
Well, dude, I'm Mexican.
They do my own dental work.
They don't have to go for plastic surgery.
You go there for dental work.
Like a fucking eighth of the price.
Yeah.
But the problem is they have no, what do you call that?
What's that called?
Do you know that Mexicans teeth, Hispanic people's teeth are.
Insurance.
No, no, no, not insurance.
What's that called?
The doctor.
The liability on it.
Well, hey, you know, practice.
Yeah.
They don't have to buy male practice insurance.
Oh, that's not.
But no, but that's why all the good dentists go there.
Yeah.
Well, they're all trained.
Because people would see.
Yeah.
And they go down there.
Let me tell you something, man.
I don't know if you know this.
I learned this from forensic files.
Do you know that Hispanic people's teeth are made of a different material than white people?
Not enamel?
It's made.
I don't know exactly what the difference is, but it's a different material altogether.
It's like.
I've never heard that.
It's got a different pour.
It's got a different fucking outer and everything.
We need a fact check.
I'm doing it right now.
You go, yeah, you check it out, man.
That's pretty interesting.
So, forensic files where this one guy wanted to fake his own death.
And he used a ruck.
So he's the Mexican guy in his car.
And they burned up the body so bad that they didn't know it first.
Said it didn't hurt.
And then his wife, you know, cashed in the money and then they both ran off somewhere.
But the cops in charge were like, this don't look right.
And they checked the teeth and they're like, this is from an Hispanic guy.
This guy was like, you know, German.
And they're like, what the fuck is going on?
And they busted him.
And they caught him.
And they caught him, man.
And he fucking hit him.
You know what?
I don't know.
That's interesting.
It was cool.
It was supposed to show where they catch a killer in 30 minutes.
It was an hour.
Well, technically 40 minutes.
Yeah, 40 minutes, probably.
Was it MacGyver figures?
No, no, no.
It's just forensic files.
Yeah, so it's made up.
It was, no.
That's based on real stories.
Yeah, it's probably more true than the fucking shit.
They tell us on the news.
So it's really, that's interesting.
Look up the composition of, you know, Europeans, people's teeth and smaller dimensions and
larger teeth.
Well, they're definitely small.
There's no, well, no, it's an actual different material, like kind of like horse teeth or
something.
I don't know about that.
Oh, my God, I used to call, at least no girl used to call that.
She had to love that.
We knew a girl we used to call horse cunt, but I'm not going to say her name.
I mean, you already said it, Nob.
Oh yeah.
Used to know a girl we used to call stink cunt.
Oh, yeah.
I just, that's horrible.
Yeah, I don't know.
I made that up.
You can't have one of these.
You made that up.
I heated sheets.
Yeah.
It's not like pierce, I don't have a fish fry on here.
I love those videos.
Stop turning.
How can we keep turning my seat warmer off?
There ain't no fish fry on here.
Oh man, that's bad.
Oh man.
You guys are fucking sick.
Yeah.
Well, you can tell too that it was a white grandma and you can tell she's been around
black people for a long time, just the way she was talking.
It doesn't really say Larry that these are different.
We'll find it, man.
That's all right, man.
I mean, you gotta ask a dentist.
I have a couple of good dentist friends.
I mean, we can just look it up on the internet.
Oh, okay.
I mean, it's not that bad.
Internet, don't lie.
Look up the forensic files.
I don't know about that.
Yeah.
Look up the forensic files where the guy used the body from Mexico.
Ask chat GBT.
Yeah.
But you guys don't use that shit.
Uh-uh.
I don't want to be involved with any of that.
I know.
My brother, here's what my brother said to me.
It's fucking crazy.
You can get some good stuff out there.
He's like, hey man, here's what I'm thinking of doing.
Having AI make a real funky song.
And so we'll have the thing, write a song and then we'll learn the song on real instruments
and play it.
Yeah.
You know what people are doing that right now?
People do that right now.
There's guys that make hundreds of thousands of dollars off of AI music.
Oh yeah, they put it on Spotify.
They make AI girlfriends and they make fake pictures and they get subscriptions from these
dudes and they don't know she's fake and they just keep making pictures and send videos
to them and the guy makes no more and the guy's making $1,000 a year, $200,000 a year.
Oh man, you're telling me though, I don't care about the fucking pictures of the girls.
I'm just giving you examples.
Yeah, I get that example.
The guys are making hundreds of thousands of dollars off of AI songs.
You're telling me.
Yeah.
If it becomes a popular song.
See how they make me.
Well no, you can have a bright, yeah, write music and then they put it to Spotify and
then they get all these listens and they can get paid.
So I need just keep making songs.
You know how many listens you got on here?
This is why I don't want to use AI.
Well no, you know how many listens you got to get off of one song to fucking get paid.
But you have to remember they sell it or they'll sell it to somebody to use the beat.
You know what I mean?
They make all this stuff up.
They do.
Yeah, there's lots of different.
Why would you need AI to make a beat?
Because some people can't take short.
I mean why?
Because in the American way, capitalism, right?
So what we're based on, what this country was brought up on.
Here's the thing though, music is supposed to be art.
Well, okay, wow.
The artistic made by an artist.
Mary, you're living in the Stone Age now.
You just asked me why I don't want to use AI and now you're all of a sudden you just
flip flopped and you're like, oh man, AI, man.
I'm telling you, I don't want to use AI either.
I told my brother, why do you want to do that?
I go, why can't we just make a funky ass jam ourselves?
It's normal.
It's like we can.
I just want music.
We're not.
It's not a bad thing to do.
Check it out.
C is like, oh wow, this is actually a cool beat.
We can use this part and do something with that or something.
But say it's inspirational.
You know, I know my brother, he's going to want to fucking learn this.
He's going to want to translate verbatim.
Yeah.
Because he's crazy.
Still, he didn't write it.
So the bass.
I told them I go, isn't, isn't it kind of cheating?
It's just like doing a cover song of something that you never heard.
Hey, just like, no, I tell a girl I'm 28.
And she believes.
Yeah.
Come on.
I mean, this is farcical.
28.
Oh my god.
There's some dumb girls out there.
She could tell by how many, how long your cellar cell phones are.
You guys want 56, 55.
Like when you cut a tree open, you know, look at the rings.
Yeah.
You can see how long they're.
I twist them now.
Oh, that's great.
They see a, you know, bigger ring.
They're like, that was a.
That's, but the problem with AI now is people are using it to cheat in college.
People are using it for.
Well, they can anymore.
Well, they can.
Well, now, well, now, even the grade schools.
They're going to have to do the stuff right in front of the teacher.
No, there's a program.
Now, teachers can put papers into a program and it can say if it's AI generator.
No shit.
Or even they have these things now.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
They figured that shit out real quick.
They have pictures, they have an app now where you upload the picture and it tells you actually.
If it's.
Legit by AI or not.
Hey, how do they.
So, um, they must just know the style or how do they know that it's AI.
I wonder.
No, they could put it on there and see if it was done.
If I already done that.
Cause it's a word.
Cause if AI did it, it'll.
It'll be in there like a.
For beta catalog.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
It'll pop it up right away.
This was done.
Training itself.
Right now.
It's a training itself to take over.
That's what it's a training.
What if I was thinking like, what if you use parts of AI.
It'll tell you.
I'll tell you that too.
It'll tell you like it was 50% is still word for word.
Because it'll tell.
So you gotta really, really not use any of the words in a row that they use.
Listen, first of all.
It's so funny.
If you want to use AI to cheat.
Yeah.
And not get caught.
Part Joe Biden writing a paper or something like that.
So Biden, he needs AI.
First presidential race because he got caught plagiarized.
Oh yeah.
Well, he's so plagiarized.
Huh?
He's plagiarized.
What a handicap person.
Yeah.
Cause I mean, this guy is really off the deep end at this point.
Yeah.
But he plagiarized up until the point he couldn't plagiarize anymore.
It's even the lady.
They've realized the lady that's running the Fed is all of her credentials and all everything
was made up.
Oh, nice.
And they still keep her in.
That's wonderful.
The Fannie Willis lady.
She was, she did like a plagiarized, that chick from Harvard.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Gilly Gah.
Yeah.
Annola Gay.
No.
Wasn't that like the bomber or something?
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Rosamund.
But uh, so.
The one that dropped out.
Big boy.
Yeah.
It was something.
It was Claudine.
Claudine Gay.
But.
Claudine Gay.
Yeah.
And the funny thing is we just sit back and it's just, it's just going to take over and
we can't do nothing.
Well, everybody's so lazy nowadays.
Well, that is the truth.
Have you ever seen that?
What's that movie called?
Where they, what do you call it?
Um, oh crap.
What's the one where they're all fat and lazy and with Wilson?
What?
Shit.
I completely forgot.
Or everybody's stupid.
We're the, the Owen Wilson.
Yeah.
We're not.
You're the smartest guy we have.
Yeah.
We saw it at the other.
Yeah.
The clip.
What's that called?
Yeah.
What is that movie?
I'm the secretary of teaching or something.
The guy looks like something.
Oh, that was funny.
I should.
I've never seen that movie though.
It's hilarious.
Everybody's just fat, lazy.
They don't do nothing.
Everybody's.
Oh yeah.
Even electrolytes.
It's probably just pre-predicted programming.
What do you mean?
The movie with everybody's fat and lazy and doesn't do anything.
It was just showing you what's going to happen.
Idiocracy.
Yeah.
Idiocracy.
Oh, someone was telling me to see that today.
It's hilarious.
Yeah.
It's actually.
I've never seen it.
Down in Fort?
No.
It was him or?
Or what?
And I said, yeah.
I got to see that movie because yeah, I've seen clips and it does seem funny.
It's very funny.
What's his name?
The dude that's a Terry, the black guy that got sexually assaulted at that party.
Oh, Terry was going to tell me what about that.
He was the president.
He's the president, I think, in it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And it's just like, you know, like, a merit, what do you call it?
Just like, he's like the clip from Napoleon Dynamite with the karate guy.
He's like, yeah, all American stuff.
No man, you're talking fucking Chinese.
Rex Kwan-Dome.
Yeah, you missed it because he didn't look at the clip he sent yesterday.
Slap him.
Rex Kwan-Dome.
No, no, no.
He's like trying to get his slap.
Oh, yeah.
Napoleon's butt.
You know what?
I thought it was dumb and I clicked off of it.
Well, it is.
It's Napoleon's butt.
It's very dumb, but it seems a funny part.
It is pretty funny.
It's so stupid.
See, I didn't see it.
Two years of K-Fighting.
Yeah.
He just smacked someone.
Try to kick him.
So I got to say one thing.
We're winding down.
It's like in Japan.
We're winding down.
That's right.
He's pointing it.
Check this out.
What?
It's one of my cat's ashes.
Oh, it's a little thing.
It's a boy.
Miss Kitty.
Oh, that's cool.
You can get those at Tom's.
Okay.
This is actually pretty cool.
Tom wanted me to point this out that you can get for any animal.
You can get any size of all kinds of different drink.
Tom has little bullets that you can get with the cat's name on here.
You can probably get something else before it's too late.
That's my cat, Miss Kitty.
Well, no, they know what it's all about.
Everybody gets a little coffee can or whatever, a little urn or whatever.
I'm sure women can put a heart in this song.
Sometimes you want to give some people some ashes or you want to wear one.
You have a fucking plane trip you take and you go, oh, I don't feel safe.
I want to take this good luck thing with my dead cat.
What actually feels good?
Where is this right now?
I don't know.
Maybe you got your own thing going on.
So I gave Sherry one with Sebastian, Baby-O and Miss Kitty for her birthday the other
day.
And Tom wanted me to advertise these last month and I said, no, I can't because I'm going
to give them to Sherry for her birthday.
Yeah, you don't want her to know.
But you had this last month.
Yeah.
So you couldn't show it?
No, because if Sherry listens or watches, she'll see it or hear that there's little bullets
with the ashes in there and then she'd say, I want one, I want one.
And then I, you know.
I can't give you one.
Yeah.
It was just, it was better when I just gave it to her and she didn't know it was coming.
I'm more of a fan of the Vietnam ear necklace.
Yeah.
That's what I like.
If you can't, if you can't do that.
Cutting off ears.
Well, you don't even have to cut them like this.
You just use a scissors.
Or just keep the head.
Well, I was talking human ears.
Human ears.
Yeah.
That's a little bit different.
Vietnam.
Remember there's, man, that's actually real though.
Those guys would keep trolling.
Oh yeah.
My dad, man, what's stinking around here?
Hey, my dad told me one time he was at a, you know, like a business, a sales call.
He's trying to sell this guy, I don't know what he was a messenger service at the time.
And the guy finds out my dad was in the Marines and he's a vintage dude.
And my dad's, you know, he sees my dad's about the same age.
He's like, Hey, you're in the Marines because the guy was in the Marines and the guy, he's
like, check this out.
He shuts his office door.
He pulls out of his drawer or some cabinet.
I still don't understand this though.
With the ears.
You got to ask my dad.
Talk to Big Joe about it already.
I keep asking him about it.
I keep telling him to come on and ask a string like, you know,
Sprinkled ears on there from fucking kills from them.
I don't understand how they didn't rot or they didn't stink or they, I still don't understand.
I'm sure they were past the point because it was like, you know, in the 1890s.
You have to, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't know.
You got to ask my dad.
He said he didn't remember, he didn't know how the process was.
But I'm not sure he has something to figure out.
I really don't want to take that into Google though.
How do you?
Yeah.
I don't want to have that.
No, dude.
You asked about the Vietnam.
How did the, why did the nine guys?
Yeah.
Well, no, they're going to say why they did it.
But I mean, I don't know how they, how, how do they make them?
Well, maybe they dip them in lacquer or something when they get home.
From Maldives or maybe it does fucking because I mean, that's got stink.
It does start getting rotten and getting shriveled.
Yeah, I mean, well, you're mind you're in a little different mentality out there.
Yes.
Maybe they keep them on ice.
I think it's jungle.
I mean, not a joke, bro.
Now you're really talking.
That's funny.
Yeah.
Crazy stuff.
I understand how that works, but I mean, you got to be real sick.
I would have loved to experience Vietnam as long as I was guaranteed to, you know,
survive with all my limbs.
Yeah.
I mean, well, there's a lot of mental fucking wounds that.
Yeah.
Happens, you know, yeah.
A lot of drug addicts.
Well, I was like, when you're young 18 and you're going to kill people, you're not thinking
about it then, but once you come back and it's like, man, all these people.
And your country spit on you.
Yeah.
All these people I killed.
I know my dad's friends from now on were fucking crazy.
You know, my dad's friends were mostly pretty crazy, but the non guys are really crazy.
But I also remember when I was a little kid, anytime you would read in the paper and my
dad would read us these big long articles and then the last sentence would always be in
the need.
Vietnam veteran.
Yeah.
No, no, X Marine.
Oh, okay.
It was always an X Marine.
But then my dad did too.
And I'd do like, oh, and he'd look at us because he was in the Marines and he'd look at us.
Ben why you guys?
Oh yeah.
No, my dad did too.
And he was fine.
One of the greatest generations ever.
It's not one thousand percent.
Yeah.
No, they came back, kicked ass and complained.
What about, he didn't talk about it and shit though.
Never.
Well, okay.
So here's the thing.
You said nightmare.
Well, he wasn't fine then.
It wasn't totally fine on scale.
He knew on a dealt.
He didn't get his arms blown off.
No, but he still, but still.
It's still bad to go to war.
First of all, you're going to have some.
Let's break it down like this.
Somebody didn't call him a he when he was a she and he didn't lose his mind.
Right.
And he was doing pretty damn good from one end on.
I mean, yeah, he wanted, he wasn't supporting burning the flag, but he got, he got drafted
when he was 18.
Well, that's what they did, man.
I'm just saying.
It's from Iowa.
Take it from Iowa.
And you're in Iowa.
Yeah.
Well, dude, your birthday, you're watching the TV to see if you got drafted.
Oh yeah.
They would pull the lottery.
Yeah.
You're watching TV to see if your number got picked to go to war.
Yeah.
That sounds fucking great.
They were asked out to the jungle.
Oh, I want to do, I want to do a story about this.
That's actually pretty cool.
Oh, Jimmy, good sushi choice.
So now my dad's friend who was in the one dude, I talk about a lot of Jimmy, the dude
they used to sell blow to Zeppelin.
He was truly like, if you're fucked up before you go in, it makes you really a fucked up
person afterwards.
You know, like if you have a tendency to go that way, be like, what?
Well, some people could really like it out there.
Yeah, he did.
And I got to tell you off camera what he would tell me.
But I'll tell you right now, though.
You have to get a jostler.
You die.
Well, yeah.
You know what I mean?
There's no, oh, I like killing.
You are a killer because the jungle is coming at you.
Here, let me read this to you.
I want to read this to you because I actually, this is pretty crazy.
We're talking about this.
So during the Vietnam War, Medal of Honor recipient master Sergeant, master Sergeant Roy
Benavades found himself with 37 puncture wounds, exposed, unexposed intestine, a broken jaw,
and was completely caked in blood, thought for dead.
He appeared to be dead until he spit in the face of a doctor who was zipping him up in
a body bag.
Oh, my God.
This is the guy right there.
He's the, what do you call it?
He's the baddest man in the world.
He's based on Rambo.
Wow.
They sort of bathe.
37 puncture wounds.
This is crazy.
This guy's story.
I read about it.
I watched it for about 30 minutes on him yesterday.
That's a lot of puncture wounds.
He's like joined the military and he wanted to be a paratrooper.
And he ended up in this.
And they said you're going to be a pin cushion, I think.
No, no.
That was with the Marchantole.
He wanted to be a paratrooper, so he was like driving these like kernels around in generals
and he struck up a conversation and he was like, he told the guy, he's like, I will
pay out of my own pocket to go to paratrooper school.
Wow.
And the guy's like, hey, if you're serious and you can do it.
Yeah.
And he was like, it was old, like a little bit older.
Actually, no, he was kind of young actually at this point in time.
So he went there.
He fucking stepped on a landmine, but it didn't, the shrapnel didn't come up.
Just a concussion came up and it was so bad.
His whole ass like concave and bruised and it took his spine and smashed his brain into
the top of his head.
He couldn't walk for that.
He said, ow, I think it's the curse words.
So they find them, they take them back to the States and they're like, you're never
going to walk again.
He's like, go shit it.
And he was like, fuck this.
And he would climb out of his bed every night and he would climb up and crawl to the wall
and then crawl back.
And first the nurses would scold him and shit, but then everybody was cheering him on.
So he taught himself how to regain his walk, talk.
He became one of the first green berets.
Oh man.
And went back to Vietnam.
Wow.
Do you want to hear something that's my dad's buddy Jimmy?
Well listen, and then listen, so then he goes back and then what do you call it?
He's like a liaison to these, to like, not the NBA, but to like these offshoots of little
factions that are fighting against what do you call it, the NBA and stuff like that.
So they send these guys out and he decides to stay to catch them sleep because he was
on patrol all night long.
Goes back, hits the rack.
These guys go out, they get caught, they're literally cutting through the jungle.
They run into another team cutting through the jungle.
So these guys, they're communicating back and forth trying to say that they're not,
they were dressed like, you know, black, like you know what I mean?
Like that looked like Americans.
They only had their dog tags on.
So then something happens and a firefight ensues.
So then they call, they radio in to get helicoptered out.
They're like, fuck you, keep on with your mission and keep going forward.
So then they keep going forward and as they're going forward, another NBA group comes in
contact with them and then we call it.
So then they're fighting the NBAs now and then now they call in another airstrike.
They were flying so low with the jets, they could feel the heat off the engine and they
were napalming these guys.
So then this guy hears this, the Ray Bendevez guy, I think I'm saying his name right, Benavides
or something like that.
So he hops on another copter, so two helicopters get shot down trying to extract these guys.
He hops in a helicopter with a medical kit and a bowie knife, not even armed, gets dropped
off at the point and then goes down into this area and rescues these guys.
And comes back and he's like the same, that's what I was reading, all those puncture rooms,
his jaw was broken, all that shit.
Well, this didn't happen, here's what happened to him.
Dude, this one men were men.
But they couldn't, all of the team got killed and they thought everybody got killed, but
they found a guy that actually was with them and he totally corroborated the whole story.
Hey, how about this man?
My dad's friend Jimmy, he went out like five times where everybody got killed except him.
He told me that he killed, he was the guy that they would get the money together that
killed a bad leader, so he killed the lieutenant or whoever, didn't know what he was doing
to get a better guy.
But he said he kept going back, so eventually he got to talk to him.
And his own lieutenant?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
And he also said he killed more blacks and he did, oh man.
And I'm like holy shit.
And he's like, yeah, you know, and he's also fucking, he's like, and I killed a lot of
motherfuckers there.
He was really, he was crazy.
But he got machine gun like that though.
He did.
Well, he was, he was heavily damaged needles.
Trust me.
He was like a gangster guy.
I could say this because he's dead now.
I know, but everybody's got damage from war.
He got machine gunned and they told him he would never walk again and he said fuck that.
And when he initially got hit, he said they right on your forehead with a grease pencil
the last time they shot you up with dope.
Oh, of course you did.
He would just keep wiping that down, wiping that off.
And be like, oh.
You know.
He knew the tricks.
Yeah, and fucking, he was a very, very fucked up guy.
He's the guy that beat the shit out of my drummer in my own house in front of my mom.
And we're getting ready to practice?
No.
Just no.
I don't know where.
He was drunk and he's at my house and he's crying about some mobster dude that just got
trunked and he wants to go to the funeral, but he's too fucked up to drive and he's asking
me to go with them.
And my mom's like, don't go, don't go.
And I'm like, yeah, heaven and ha, no man.
I don't want to go, Jim.
We're going to practice and stuff.
So my drummer comes in.
He's some dude motorcycle guy pulls off his helmet.
Now when I say motorcycle guy, not a biker.
I'm talking like a power ranger looking motorcycle guy, you know, with suits and all that shit.
Right.
And in the rain, he rides all the time.
Like old wings and stuff.
Yeah.
And so he comes in and fucking Jimmy's like, we're going to practice and he's the drummer
and Jimmy's like, you're here to play.
And he's like, yeah.
And he just smashes the guy in the face, punches him in the face real hard, then punches him
again, gives him a left.
He's going down, punches him in the back of the head when he's down, kicks him.
Didn't even see this coming.
And it was my buddy that we're about to jam.
He's here and he's like, hey, what's going on?
You know what I mean?
Oh man.
And my mom is like, what are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Freaking out.
And my friend is like, what the fuck?
And he's like, he said he wanted to play.
And I'm like, dude, he's my drummer.
And he's like, oh, I just thought it was some dude.
He thinks we're in a bar.
We're at my mom's house in the kitchen.
I'm like, dude, this is my friend.
A younger guy walks in, yeah, like a young kid walks in.
And he just, you know, starts beating the shit out of him.
And I mean, kicked his ass and now he's got like, my mom gives him a bag of frozen peas
or corn or whatever.
And he's holding it on.
We're past time.
So I got to say, oh, wait, real quick, let's hear it.
That guy and his mission, like, just real men were men back then.
That's when they used to do, that was the first time they used to do a halo drop.
You know what I mean?
High altitude.
Low opening.
So these guys, they would, this was the first time they did this.
Drop hard and open.
They would drop from probably, I don't know if it was like 30, 15 to 20,000 feet where
radar can't detect you.
And then you jump out of the plane.
You're like a, like a pencil going straight down.
So radar, radar can't detect you.
And then you open when you reach a thousand or a little below a thousand feet.
That's when you open the parish, but that's where you go behind enemy lines.
Talk about fucking nerve wracking.
Kill mission.
At night.
They're gonna kill or die or break your leg.
They would call it a SOG mission.
Suicide on ground.
Because you're going in there, no dog tags, no affiliate, like you would have eaten anything.
Well they said the CIA, well I don't know if it was back then, but they would make you
weapons with no serial numbers.
Yeah, ghost guns and shit.
But they would make crazy stuff too.
Making poison darts and stuff like that.
Like every, like high.
You're going into assassinations.
Oh, you know, also the biggest scam too is the military.
Like, hey, well you're young, everything's expensive.
Come here and get your money to go to college and do all the things.
Yeah, but here's the other thing though.
Like I gotta say, like people like my own dad, who was going down a bad path probably
if he didn't go to the military.
Remember that if they went to jail and you go to the military.
Yeah, well that was my cousin Larry, but I remember when he went to the army I'm like
oh, awesome, you're going to the army all of a sudden out of the blue and he's like
yeah, he's all sad about it and I'm like why aren't you happy?
He's like, ugh.
I remember going to college.
And my dad explained to me, he has like, he had to go to the army or else he had to
go to jail and fucking, that was like the first run of like boot camp type bullshit.
It was like back then.
It was like, you know, 1975 or something.
That's crazy stuff.
Dude, you know what the CIA does, you know how the CIA, the CIA.
What don't they do?
Well, you know how the US government, they have to follow the rules of war basically.
Yeah, the Geneva Convention.
All that stuff.
Everybody's supposed to be.
The CIA doesn't.
Of course they don't.
They have something that's called Title 50.
Yeah, okay.
Where they don't have to follow any rules.
They could do whatever.
Like if we can't go to another like, you know when we killed Osama?
Yeah, that was fake.
Well, we weren't, let's say, you know, the guy that was representing Pakistan, so we
can't invade their country to go kill somebody.
But like technically the CIA can be like, okay, we want these seals to do it.
Now under Title 50, they're part of the CIA now.
The CIA can do whatever they want.
They can do whatever they want.
So now they put them under Title 50.
How many countries have they been involved with as overthrowing?
Oh, yeah.
All of them since they've been invented.
Well they've been teaching other countries how to overthrow other people too forever.
How to torture all that stuff.
And the infiltrate.
I should say, enhanced interrogation.
No, the CIA is the number one perpetrator of training other enemies, or training other
combatants to fight our enemies.
And then all of a sudden they turn on us.
I mean, we're notorious for that.
That's the thing, man.
It's like a, you know, it's like that Stockholm syndrome thing.
I don't know about that.
We love the CIA.
Well, most people do think they're great.
Well, they think it's the CIA's great.
No, no.
The thing is, there's a lot of dumb people.
They're good for us.
They don't understand the capacity of the CIA.
They see it on TV.
You know what I mean?
It's all, as soon as you cut one leg, like an onion, you know what I mean?
Once you keep on peeling it, you're going to find out.
There's a lot more layers in it.
The more nefarious things that they've done.
You know, Bay of Pigs.
Pigs of Bay.
I mean, Ukraine war.
Then they're going to feed the pigs.
Taliban.
Every war that's ever happened.
Every single thing that America has intervened in.
World War II.
9-11.
Hezbollah.
Lamamas.
Well, 9-11.
I mean, that was, I mean, I was watching this thing with Momar Qaddafi about.
Momar was a good guy.
About, what do you call it, how he said that.
Anyone named Momar for one thing?
He's like, he's like, he's like Larry King.
And Larry King's like, oh, you don't believe the Taliban did?
He's like, you think these guys from Afghanistan, he's like, no planes flew from Afghanistan.
He's like, where did the planes fly?
He's like, they flew from your own country.
He's like, the people were in your country.
He's like, they were training in your country.
And then Larry King goes to commercial break.
Yeah.
Like he can't.
Qaddafi was a threat to America after a while because, you know, all the underground aquifers
they had.
Yeah.
They wanted to give, oh, he wanted to give, because you can use that for, to put it in
the air, you can use that for, to produce energy.
Yeah.
So he wanted free energy for everybody.
And then he wanted Africa.
He wanted to help Africa.
So they didn't want that because they got the money locked down.
They never seen the video of that when they kill them?
No.
It's crazy.
They jam, they jam guns up his ass and shit and all this crazy stuff.
They beat the tarot.
Well, you know what?
It was just like Diddy when you're not needed anymore.
You know, when you're not in the air.
You're not in the air.
They're fucking hired.
What's that?
Was he still alive?
Yeah.
Well, that's when they just threw him to the wolves.
Basically they had them.
Yeah.
They basically fed the people a bunch of lies and they just started to over.
Yeah, they started a coup.
Yeah.
It wasn't Bloodless.
I'll tell you that right now.
No, no, no.
They bring in another puppet regime and another Psyop begins until we can, until we lose faith
in that one.
Just like every look at Haiti right now.
Holy crap.
Woo.
I remember hearing a story of Qaddafi when he went to I think it was Italy or something
like that.
He ordered like 50 women from the local brothel and had them all come in and he started reading
the Quran to him and telling these women, you know, get out of this life you're living.
Do something better for yourselves.
No kidding.
He had the only female, what do you call it?
See now that sounds great to me.
Yeah, the Quran, you don't want to read that.
That's garbage.
Well, no, but it sounds great that he was telling these women not to be born.
Yeah.
But at the same time he's doing very horrible things.
Oh yeah.
I don't even like there's, he's almost as bad as needles.
Yeah.
Well, he said, not that bad.
I know.
What do you mean man?
Children and stuff like that.
Like he would go into a village and tap children on the head and they would just take them.
Yeah.
What did he do?
He was half time showed a basketball game.
You think I mean he would go to a village, tap on a child's head.
And then they take him for a weird sex or shit.
Yeah.
You never hear him.
And then either they would kill them or he could turn into slaves.
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't know that about him.
That's cool.
But you know who's the thing?
People in that region were all blisters.
These motherfuckers are no different.
Who's not?
Do I need to spell it out for you?
You keep on saying this.
Everybody that we have in charge of us.
Oh yeah.
Well not everybody.
Hillary.
Just about.
A lot of them.
A good amount of them.
Listen, why do low level pedophiles get arrested and not the ones that really matter?
Because they're in charge.
Otherwise they'd all get arrested.
And why are the low level prostitutes?
Not prostitutes, pedophiles.
No, I'm just saying.
Why are the low level prostitutes the ones that are always attracted to me?
Or I'm attracted to them.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Because they're dirty bags.
We like dirt bags.
I like sc…
I mean if a prostitute is attracted to you, I don't know if that's good or bad.
You never had a prostitute give it to you for nothing?
Okay, I mean remember when you were during that day though?
I mean if you're going to go through the term style that day so she might have just
not been ready.
That's what…
I need to work.
Who was telling me that she's a little bit…
Look at how tiny it is.
You're for free.
This ain't even going to hurt.
Whatever.
It ain't a wound.
You could do me the butt.
I was just projecting.
Oh, okay.
A lot of the clients ask Tom.
Forget it.
You could ask Tom on your own time about a lot of the patients that come in that I've
associated with.
At the clinic?
Yeah.
At the clinic.
That is not the place to hook up with people.
It's not where I hook up.
It's where they end up.
Yeah, what are you giving them?
And what do you have?
Ask Tom.
So you're like just passing all this stuff around?
Cut to Tom's free hand.
He's not understanding what I'm talking about.
Okay, so you hang out with them and then they end up at the clinic for STDs.
No, not STDs.
That's what you do to civil.
Other things.
Other damn things.
No, they have pets.
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
So listen, go to Tom's free…
Go to doghead herpes then.
Yeah.
Go to Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinarian services for any of your household needs around
the Netherlands in your pet area, in your car region.
The Netherlands, not the Netherlands.
I'm the dummy.
Whatever.
If you go to the Netherlands, don't go to Emily, they do whatever.
Hey, Netherlands, a lot of our customers, when Tom is in the Netherlands, when he's
in Amsterdam, he treats a lot of them on the spot at the fucking spot in the Netherlands.
He was just confusing in Amsterdam.
You man hanging in the jungle and your wiener's a little fungal.
Go to Tom's free clinic.
That's pretty good, Niels.
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