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time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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We got Kiki with us today again.

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What's the issue with it?

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The funny thing is there's this huge thing on Twitter now.

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It's like Africans built Britain and Africans built the United States and Africans built

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that.

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They're like, bitch, when are they going to build Africa?

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Seriously, you know.

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That's good.

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It's just very funny that there's this whole thing about this black pride movement and

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all of this stuff.

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And then when you go on Twitter, all you do is see African Americans killing each other,

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fighting each other, robbing each other, doing heinous crimes.

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And there's no repercussions of it.

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That dude that, shoot, what was that?

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That guy, the dude Pelosi's, the guy that attacked Pelosi with the hammer, got 30 years

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today.

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He got 30 years?

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Yeah, 30 years.

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Wow.

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But there's a guy in Massachusetts who sexually assaulted two underage girls and got 180 days

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of in jail.

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So I mean, if you can tell me that things aren't a skewer.

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He should be ass raped 180 times a day.

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Well, did that guy get 30 years confined to Pelosi's compound there?

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Like he has to be Pelosi's bitch or something for 30 years?

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Oh, they should be in Pelosi's house for a minute.

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Oh my God, that's already enough in confinement.

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Pelosi actually was a looker back in the day.

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Well, he's a fact, though.

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Depends on what you're saying, allegedly, Elmo.

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I have no clue.

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I mean, there's this.

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Well, that's what it is.

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What was that guy doing there?

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Who knows?

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What was he originally doing?

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Well, I mean, he was in his underwear.

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They both were in the underwear.

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I think it was something like a rendezvous gone awry.

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A wrestling match and whoever loses gets hit in the head with this hammer.

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And I think he meant the wrong hammer.

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Oops.

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I didn't know you meant the hammer hammer.

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So it's just very funny how the way that things are going right now.

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All those posts on Instagram and whatever, TikTok, I just love reading the comments.

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Oh, you know what?

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The hammer's like just go, mentally ill people.

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That's what it is.

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Like, not everybody should have a voice.

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Since we're on this topic, I've been holding onto this one for a while.

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I didn't know we were on a topic, but that's cool.

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Well, no, I mean, we're on a topic.

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I like when we're on a topic.

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You tell them, what do you call it?

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I should leery this.

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We're always on brand, though, right?

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Oh, you want to hear something funny?

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It's for damn sure.

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What do you call a group of?

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What's a group of pandas called?

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I don't know.

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Pandai?

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An embarrassment.

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Like, you know, like a gag of the geese and all like a murder of the pros.

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It's called an embarrassment.

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For real?

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Now come on, please put this together.

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That's just how I'm losing it.

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I'm not getting it.

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An embarrassment.

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It's called an embarrassment.

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It actually is.

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It's a real name for us.

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It's actually called an embarrassment.

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They can also be called a cupboard of pandas or a bamboo of pandas.

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But please use your brain to.

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I'm losing it.

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I already got it.

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Why is it an embarrassment?

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Because they're mixed.

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Now I get it.

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That's what we got there.

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That's what I was thinking.

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Oh, man, there's some cat puke.

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The hair ball or something.

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And I guarantee the Chinese kid would laugh.

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Oh, another thing.

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This is very funny.

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That's a weird name for it, though.

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It is.

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That kind of makes sense.

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Kind of fitting.

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It definitely is.

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Now I told you.

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Now I'm bringing a panda home.

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Oh, man.

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What a beautiful place.

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It's a beautiful place.

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It's a beautiful place.

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It's a beautiful place.

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It's a beautiful place.

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It's a beautiful place.

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It's a beautiful place.

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Oh, man.

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What an embarrassment.

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That is.

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Oh, dude, it's like that Sopranos episode.

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Which one?

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When he sees Uncle Ben Rice and passes out, his daughter brings home the half black, half

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Jewish kid.

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And he's like, oh, no, no.

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I mean, where are you from?

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No, it's cool.

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Half black, half Jewish.

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Well, he's like, where are my moms?

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Where are my moms black and my dad's Jewish?

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Man, Tony was having a...

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You see your parade plant.

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Tony had a problem with that.

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Yeah, he's like, well, you know, I do a lot of business with moon, yeah.

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Oh, man, there we go.

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That's what he said.

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I know.

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He's like, hey, they don't want their sons dating my daughter and I don't want my daughter

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dating their sons.

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So, okay, so this is kind of funny.

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So in 2014, Zimbabwe said that they didn't want any more white farmers in the country.

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And Larry and I talked about this before and so basically they took their land and kicked

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This is in 2014.

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2015, these are all the headlines just in succession from it.

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Mugabe is asking back the white farmers to chase away.

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Because they're getting hungry.

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This is one year later.

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Now the next year, Zimbabwe pleads for 1.5 billion in food aid to prevent mass starvation.

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2017, I mean, this is, you can't really make this shit up.

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Zimbabwe begs white farmers to return his country plunges into famine.

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Zimbabwe doomed without whites.

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Oh, man.

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That is fucking.

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I mean, I need a t-shirt.

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That's our next merch.

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Zimbabwe doomed without whites.

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That is fucking beautiful.

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And then 2019, I mean, this is literally five years in a row.

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Zimbabwe to start paying white farmers compensation after April.

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There you go.

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Nice.

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They got 3.5 billion dollars and twice the amount of land.

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Hopefully it was in US dollars.

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Look at that.

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We could see everybody.

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I don't even know what those are.

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Mud coins.

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It's serious.

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They inspired.

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They put them in little molds.

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They're called ingots, mud ingots.

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Man, I don't know if that's racist.

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Oh, these can't really tell.

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Well, I thought that was pretty funny.

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Yeah, that's beautiful.

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Hey, but on that soprano, to get back to that soprano's episode real quick though.

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So after the daughter is with this kid and he's having a rough time with it, later in the night, he gets up in the middle of the night to get something to eat, and he opens one of the cabinets, and there's a box of Uncle Ben's rice with the black guy staring him in the face.

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And he like passes out.

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Do you remember that?

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Oh, he passed out because he saw a black guy in a box.

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Because his daughter was fucking, you know.

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So she had relations with him.

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Yeah, so it was getting to him mentally, and he fucking just saw the guy in the box, and he was like, oh, God.

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Renting space in his head.

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That's very funny.

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Oh, yeah.

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There was another great part of that episode too, where the girl got her bike stolen at school.

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He's like, well, did you lock it up?

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I bought you a lock.

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She's like, yeah, he blocked it up, you know.

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Somebody cut the lock and took it.

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Oh, well, who took it?

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Like, you know, she didn't want to say it.

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She knows the kid will be fucking dead.

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Oh, you sent that clip.

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I saw that.

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He's like, oh, no, how could that happen?

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Then she gets all offended.

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Little Johnny got pushed in front of a bus.

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That's too bad.

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Well, I mean, we're the only race that everybody can shit on.

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You know, it's acceptable.

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I mean, they just signed that deal in New York to that new airport hangar where it's all, you know, everything, non-caucasian people can't be involved in the businesses there.

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All Caucasian people are axed out of it.

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Non-caucasian people, they get contracts and all that.

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Nice government contract.

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At the end of the day, white people get shit on the most because honestly, white people could just wipe everybody else out if they wanted to.

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I don't know, man.

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I saw the clip.

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There was this point in time.

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There was all the illegals in Ireland.

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Oh, I saw that, yeah.

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They were bringing the houses in and they walked off the job site.

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No, I don't know if it was that was there was a woman.

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There's so many.

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Yeah, that's what I say.

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There's an Irish woman talking about because his Muslim was bitching about Christianity and white people and this and that.

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And she just went in a rant talking about, listen, we can only put up with so much and we can only be pushed so far.

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Then we white people, we destroy.

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We wipe you out.

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We do that to our own people.

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Yeah, but she's, she put it very well.

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She's like, listen, we can take a lot of shit, but we can only get put so far.

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Take it and then goodbye, mother fucker.

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All of a sudden you blow up and it's like, oh my God, look at this crazy white person.

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It's like, oh, look at your dead DOS.

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Well, I don't see many crazy white people unless it's like Polly, my old neighbor or someone's mentally ill, really mentally ill.

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I wouldn't say as a group, whites are crazy.

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You gotta go on the internet a lot more.

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Well, you're always seeing the worst.

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Well, I think we're at the bottom, yeah, we're at the bottom of that list.

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We used to have some crazies.

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Like, what?

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Yeah, I'm not saying we don't.

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I'm just saying the per capita, it's not that crazy.

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Yeah, I don't know about that, man.

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Now that we closed down all the asylums and everything is...

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Yeah, well, it's getting crazy.

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Yeah, we used to ship our crazies away.

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Yeah, we used to lock them up and drug them.

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Here's the thing though, crazy isn't confined to a certain race.

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There's crazy motherfuckers of every type.

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Yeah, there's mentally ill people.

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And they're everywhere now because everybody doesn't want to be, you know, oh, it's bad to lock them up

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and treat them like humans or whatnot, you know.

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To the scavenger.

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And then the next thing, you know, all the pushing people in front of fucking trains

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or punching white ladies in the face in New York

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or beating up Asian ladies in California, you know, it's really fucking bad, you know.

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And they'll just pick somebody out that they're jealous of

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or that they feel they got slighted from and just start fucking people up.

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It ain't right, it's fucked up, man.

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And it's because they're crazy.

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And the people in charge of such pussies that they can't lock these motherfuckers up.

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Okay, maybe he shouldn't be in Rikers Island or whatever, you know, fucking Pontiac or whatever.

266
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But he's got to be somewhere.

267
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He can't be mixed in.

268
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He can't be walking the street with a machete.

269
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Yeah, exactly.

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It doesn't work.

271
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He needs to be on meds or he needs to be watched 24 hours.

272
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Yeah, he needs a high dose of lithium.

273
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But then if the problem is with that, is that now that's cool and unusual punishment to some people.

274
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Well, you just do it like the old days.

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He don't tell anybody.

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I know, but I mean, you're preaching to the choir.

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Yeah, but like, you know, in the old days, I mean, I'm not trying to debate you on this.

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In the old days.

279
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I've seen a guy push a chicken in front of a train and kill her last week.

280
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Yeah, it's fucked up.

281
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I mean, I understand what's going on here.

282
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Did you see that family guy episode where they go to the insane asylum and like Joe wheels up in a wheelchair

283
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and they're like, oh, got one guys, we got one here.

284
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They get Joe because he's handicapped right now.

285
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And then Peter's there and then the who's the black, what's the black guy's doing?

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Cleveland's behind him.

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He's like, Hey, I'm here with my friend.

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We got another crazy one to bring Peter in because he's friends with the black.

289
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And then they take Cleveland because he's black and then Craig Mars at the end.

290
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He's like, well, you guys still for 20 bucks.

291
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What can I get with the one of the crazy women?

292
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He's like, yeah, sure.

293
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Come on.

294
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Yeah.

295
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Well, that's another problem to abuse.

296
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And I mean, just, just.

297
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Well, that gets back to the nun, the nunnery, you know, yeah.

298
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And anytime you got someone in charge of people that's not author or not qualified mentally themselves,

299
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they're going to fucking abuse the power.

300
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Even the power, even the mentally qualified people are going to get abusive.

301
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So it's very, it's very dangerous.

302
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It takes a special person to be that guy that has to be in charge of some people.

303
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Or other than you're corrupted.

304
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You're not.

305
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You wouldn't be the boss.

306
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I wouldn't want to be the boss.

307
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Because specs of people around.

308
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Yeah, right?

309
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No, I know.

310
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It's horrible.

311
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I don't want to.

312
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I don't want to.

313
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I don't want to be shit on my whole family, man.

314
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Seriously, like that's just day in, day out.

315
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But I mean, there's no, there's no, that's basically it's just we keep fighting against

316
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each other and that's what everybody wants and they're happy about it.

317
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Oh yeah.

318
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You know, look what we're doing.

319
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It's just going to get worse.

320
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Oh my God, everybody's fighting with each other.

321
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Me and Nievels are going to go see Social D and Bad Religion tomorrow and maybe we'll

322
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come in contact with the Chicago pusher, the local serial killer.

323
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Could be.

324
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That's by Chicago, no, that's by the Chicago River though.

325
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Yeah.

326
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He pushes people in the river.

327
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Yeah.

328
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Yeah.

329
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It's right on the river.

330
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If the concert is outside, you could see the boats going by.

331
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Oh, it's that close to the river?

332
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Yes, I mean it's on the river.

333
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There's a fence in the water.

334
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You guys should stand close and see if somebody starts coming by.

335
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We're a shirt that says push me.

336
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There's people that camp out in their boats.

337
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Oh really?

338
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Oh, I'm watching music.

339
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Yeah, yeah, it's how close it is.

340
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That's pretty cool.

341
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Yeah, I'm kind of stoked.

342
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Where's it at?

343
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Where's the show at?

344
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That's Salt Shed.

345
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Oh yeah.

346
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It's pretty cool.

347
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Is that in the South Side?

348
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No.

349
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It's in Bucktown.

350
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Oh, all right.

351
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Right by Fullerton in 90.

352
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Yeah.

353
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All right.

354
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It's right there.

355
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Like last time we were going to go, Nievels didn't want to go.

356
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He thought it was on the South Side and I'm like, no dude, it's not.

357
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It's right there.

358
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I've seen it from the highway.

359
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I thought it was over by Kamiski where they had the actual salt, you know, the salt shed.

360
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Yeah, no.

361
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That's not the old thing.

362
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And you know what's cool though is because it's still all done up with the girl with the

363
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salt.

364
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Fullerton Salt Girl.

365
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Yeah, the raincoat and the umbrella and shit and she's pouring salt.

366
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It's all painted up on the building like that.

367
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And on the roof too, you can see it from the highway.

368
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It's cool.

369
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Honestly, that's a badass venue.

370
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Yeah, it saves like the old.

371
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They got a guitar shop there.

372
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They sell nothing but expensive ass Paul Reed Smiths and some other brand that I can't think

373
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of the name of that's a very expensive custom like, you know, 10,000 to $20,000 each guitar.

374
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So like they're fucking expensive.

375
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And they got a whole store full of them.

376
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Nothing like what I had.

377
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Nothing with the cool vintage vibe.

378
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Everything is brand new and fucking.

379
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Just tense.

380
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Yeah.

381
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Doesn't say H.O. in Mexico.

382
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No, it's like, it's like, you know, you're going into the Rolls Royce shop compared to

383
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fucking going to the Chevy dealer at Guitar Center or something.

384
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Yeah, speaking of that, I heard what's Sam Ash is closing down.

385
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Yeah, it's already closed.

386
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Is it?

387
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They had their last day the other day.

388
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In fact, Matt Barber was there.

389
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What's up, Matthew?

390
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Shout out to Matt.

391
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Yeah, he was, he said it was sad.

392
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There was absolutely nothing left like a couple of display racks and everything was picked

393
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over.

394
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He was going to look for like maybe some banners, Zildjian, Ludwig, pasty, whatever, some drum

395
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shit, some maybe neon signs, whatever advertising shit.

396
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They had nothing.

397
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Wow.

398
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Nothing.

399
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Yeah, people probably.

400
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Yeah.

401
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It's sad.

402
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I wonder why.

403
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Because of the internet, I would guess.

404
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Because I mean, Sam Ash was a great fucking store.

405
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It was better than Guitar Center because they had a large fucking wide variety of sheet music

406
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and fucking lesson books.

407
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Plus, they had all the band instruments, saxophones, clarinets, flutes, fucking the horns, trumpets,

408
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trombones, tubas, all that junk, violins.

409
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So Guitar Center strictly had rock and roll shit on it.

410
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Yeah, that's it.

411
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Yeah.

412
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You know, the sultry, it's all cashless.

413
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Yeah, that's it.

414
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They actually tell you that you can't bring cash.

415
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It's probably for their own safety, for the visitors from out of town.

416
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It's all fucking crazy shit.

417
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Welcome to Chicago.

418
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Don't bring cash.

419
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See, I don't understand why you don't want to do.

420
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Why don't you not want to take cash?

421
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And especially because you have to pay the fees.

422
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But it's like your liquor.

423
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That's how you make a lot more money.

424
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Yeah.

425
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It keeps the people from stealing.

426
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What's that?

427
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Well, cash?

428
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000
No, no, going cashless, it keeps the employees a lot more honest.

429
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I don't think that's the problem, because that place is camera-

430
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Well, dude, you know how much, well, it doesn't matter.

431
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000
You know how many cameras it would take for them to see you slipping some...

432
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000
You know how many cameras did he have in his house?

433
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250.

434
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So I'm sure the sultry can spare.

435
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You can do that.

436
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000
I mean, we've put cameras, I put cameras in ten in one room before.

437
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
I mean, yeah, you can put one on the register, above the register.

438
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
Yeah, you can do that.

439
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I know, whatever.

440
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000
What did you see, did you see that video of Diddy kicking around with a fancy girl?

441
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Oh, yeah.

442
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I just saw that.

443
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I mean, what are you...

444
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He grabs her by the fucking back of the hoodie, yanks her down, kicks her in the rib, basically,

445
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or maybe lower back, but looked like the rib or the leg.

446
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Yeah, it was somewhere in the hip.

447
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I mean, the hip or the leg, and then he fucking grabs up her purse and shit in her backpack,

448
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kicks her again, and grabs her by like the shirt or the arm or something,

449
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and drags her into some hotel room, it's like, wow, dude.

450
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We don't know what she was trying to steal of his.

451
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
Well, that's true.

452
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If that's what they're releasing, there's so much more to it.

453
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He paid 50 Gs for that tape.

454
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What's that?

455
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000
He paid them 50 Gs for that tape to get that, you know, so it wouldn't be released.

456
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He can get a lot more, man.

457
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Holy...

458
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He paid the hotel, well, no, back when it happened initially.

459
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Yeah, no, I mean, he paid her off for that also, but I mean, whatever.

460
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It was his ex, I think it was his girlfriend or something.

461
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Is that the one that killed herself?

462
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I don't know.

463
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The one that killed herself or something.

464
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She's the one that's selling like scripts, like weird Adrena Chrome, like script.

465
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Really?

466
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She has a web page.

467
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
No, no, she didn't kill herself.

468
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She's got a prescription pen.

469
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Yeah, she has a, what do you call it?

470
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:37,000
She has a script written about Adrena Chrome, and then she has some other weird stuff.

471
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Damn, man, that's fucking insane.

472
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Oh, yeah.

473
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It was one podcast I was listening to, and I told you guys to listen to it,

474
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but it goes into weird stuff about Diddy and Cassie and all that.

475
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Diddy?

476
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000
No, when you're the Diddler, you can get away with whatever you want.

477
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He just does not make any money anymore, I assume.

478
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Didn't.

479
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People are starting to come after him.

480
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I mean, it all eventually...

481
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Eventually your use becomes useless.

482
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Yeah, I mean, you're not making money and you're...

483
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
You're not pipping everybody out.

484
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Doing diddy stuff.

485
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Then we got no need for you.

486
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Because the problem is, is I think that these people kind of grow out of it, you know what I mean?

487
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And then all of a sudden you realize that it's hereditary,

488
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as kids are being charged with stalled.

489
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Well, that's the problem, right?

490
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Here's the other thing.

491
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You know that you don't grow out of debauchery.

492
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Yeah, you do.

493
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Very seldom.

494
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You definitely do.

495
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Well, certain types, yeah.

496
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Your debauchery changes.

497
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Yeah, yeah.

498
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It gets a little classier.

499
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Yeah, right, right.

500
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Because you're a creep, you're always going to be a creep.

501
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But that's the thing.

502
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What accentuates it.

503
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Once he gets rolling on that thing, once he starts not caring about the gay sex and the pussy anymore and the weird shit,

504
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his kids are still wanting to do it.

505
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Everybody's hooked on the drug.

506
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It's like, here you're giving heroin to your family, here are kids.

507
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Well, especially when you're young.

508
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Here's all the wild sex you can handle and all the fucking power you can boss these bitches around with.

509
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
And, you know, they're probably like, yeah, dad, this is great.

510
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Yeah, there's no, I mean...

511
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You know.

512
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Tell them your dad's the diddler.

513
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Well, if you...

514
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I remember the first time you shot a gun with your dad.

515
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:17,000
If you look at like these nepotism kids that, I mean, a lot of these celebrities, they're first born, you know what I mean?

516
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Or they're usually, you know, they're just so taken care of that they can get away with anything.

517
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
And they can get mostly away with...

518
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
The sad thing, sad but true.

519
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
And they do get away with it.

520
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
I mean, we have the number one son in the country getting away with whatever he wants.

521
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Number one son.

522
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
They're eyeball.

523
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
I mean, this guy's getting away...

524
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Dude, throwing guns.

525
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Throwing guns and grocery store dumpsters.

526
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Well, yeah, it's white.

527
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
There's white throwing gun out.

528
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
I think that's what happened.

529
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Well, no, it's white trash and it's hunter.

530
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
They were there together.

531
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Yeah, she's like...

532
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Yeah, she just dumped it right in the back dumpster and then a homeless guy got it.

533
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000
And the FBI had to come out and take it from him.

534
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
And like there's now, we're talking about cameras too.

535
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Like there's not cameras all over the place.

536
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Well, but they're probably high on cr...

537
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Well, the crazy thing was, I don't think it was his wife.

538
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000
I think it was his dead brother's wife who he was banging the first time.

539
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Yes.

540
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Nice.

541
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
But yeah, he is keeping it classy.

542
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
He's a classless fucker.

543
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Well, she's like, I ain't leaving this money train.

544
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Right, right.

545
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
There's crooked shit going on.

546
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
At the same time, I mean, it's...

547
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I mean, what was Beau Biden doing?

548
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Because that fucker had half a brain and wasn't smoking crack.

549
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
He was probably raking in more money than the hunter.

550
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Yeah, he was in the military.

551
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Joe Biden can't stop talking about the other fucking kid dying because that was where the

552
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
real money probably was.

553
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
You know what I mean?

554
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Yeah, right.

555
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000
I think they said he died of like burning pits or something.

556
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Yeah, he had a cancer or some disease.

557
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
I don't know.

558
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Well, the thing is too, I don't...

559
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
He tells a lot of lies about it.

560
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Well, that's what they said.

561
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
But he was not burning any shit.

562
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
No, he wasn't.

563
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
I don't know.

564
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I mean, they can't...

565
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
He was, you know, chasing to it somewhere.

566
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Yeah, he was not smoking stick.

567
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000
He was probably not even in country when they were doing that.

568
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Yeah.

569
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
It's all right.

570
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Look at this little perfect thing.

571
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Do you really think that...

572
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Oh, yeah, look at that thing.

573
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Holy shit.

574
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Look at this.

575
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Look at that.

576
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
You got some marks.

577
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
You got some crap kisses.

578
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Oh, I'm sorry, Needles.

579
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
This is if this hurts.

580
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Go ahead, go ahead.

581
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
I can handle it.

582
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Just keep on kneading the nuts for some reason.

583
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
That was a good shot, Larry.

584
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Yeah, thanks.

585
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
That's maybe where that came from.

586
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Yeah.

587
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000
One of his bare balls touch his...

588
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Nuts of steel.

589
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
This looks like one-eyed nut.

590
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
It does.

591
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Ding.

592
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
It kind of hurt.

593
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
That was the knee, too.

594
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Yeah, no.

595
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
That's not where that's from.

596
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
That's from something else.

597
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
I don't remember.

598
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Boy, is that one?

599
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Yeah.

600
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000
No, those are the ones that come down here.

601
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Yeah, Honeypot wasn't there yesterday.

602
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Yeah.

603
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000
I told Needles I was going to buy her a G string because he said she looked like she

604
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
had on a diaper.

605
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Well, ladies, please wear a thong when you wear a...

606
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
No, dude, that one time, she did like have a granny panty on her.

607
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
She always does.

608
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
She always does.

609
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
She always does.

610
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Like a Chastity Boat.

611
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
She's hiding her ass from us.

612
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
You know Chastity Boat.

613
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
That's weird.

614
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Oh, she's hiding it.

615
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
She's making us look at it more.

616
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Yeah, but dude, that thing was sticking out like five inches.

617
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I don't know if I'd be looking at it more.

618
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:16,000
I'd be looking at it more if it was a little tighter to her ass instead of having that extra

619
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
wrinkly layer in between.

620
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Well, I went for the hot weather and the short shorts to come out.

621
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Yeah.

622
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
So I already got a tape for that today.

623
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Sundress weather.

624
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Yeah.

625
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Maybe out with my city vest and my leaf blower.

626
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
That's when you need one.

627
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,000
You know those picnic chairs, the beach chairs at the real short legs?

628
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,000
That's when you need those when the sun does its come out and you sit real low so you can

629
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
see through them.

630
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
And you have your glasses on.

631
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
I see through them.

632
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah.

633
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
You know when the sun gets behind them.

634
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
You just want to put it on the sidewalk.

635
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Yeah.

636
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000
You're going to sit there and I'm going to be these professional bag bags.

637
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Oh, I'll tell you what, dude, that's the first time I worked in the city.

638
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
I mean, that's a good thing to do.

639
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Dude, first time I worked in the city, like downtown, my boss, we were working, we were

640
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:03,000
working with the whole world's first national bank in Chicago and my boss is like, oh, he's

641
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
like, oh, we got to go get lunch over here.

642
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Like walking all the way over there.

643
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
How come?

644
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
He's like, you'll see.

645
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
It was like the financial area.

646
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
And it's like, oh, we go and he's like, we grab lunch.

647
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
He's like, yeah, let's go sit over here.

648
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
I'm like, all right, we go sit there.

649
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,280
You know, before everybody really got out and all of a sudden, all the women start coming

650
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,280
out and then.

651
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,000
Oh, and then they just go in because it's nice everywhere.

652
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,000
So they just sit there, they like undo their blouse, lift up their skirt.

653
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Yeah, they tan out there.

654
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I got a good one.

655
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Now I understand why they're out.

656
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
I don't mean to want to help you, but I got a good one for you.

657
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
I'm all about the women.

658
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Yeah, let's hear it.

659
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:44,000
We were working at Union Station downtown and it was all the trades.

660
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000
There were fitters and tin knockers and everybody.

661
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:54,000
And they would all, so we had all our gang boxes and all our shit over here.

662
00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:00,000
And at lunch, we had like, like the electricians had their setup by the escalators.

663
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Smart.

664
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000
So we would get there and they're like, why are you guys sitting over here?

665
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
They're like, oh yeah, come and sit with us for a minute.

666
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
They would be watching them go off on the escalators.

667
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
That is a good shot.

668
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000
They're like, oh, everybody will be all mad.

669
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
That's our spot.

670
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Like, what do you know?

671
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
It's so fun.

672
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
It'll be like 30 of us.

673
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000
And they're all trying to jockey for position.

674
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Like we guys come and sit with you guys today.

675
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
And I'm like, Jesus.

676
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
This is what you guys do.

677
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000
They're like form a line around the escalators and like the forces.

678
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
I'm like, bleachers.

679
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Bleachers was like all the way around the escalator.

680
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
There were some semi-circular bleachers and shit.

681
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000
All the chairs are turned towards the escalator.

682
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
You can see a bunch of dirty ones looking at each other.

683
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
No one's facing each other at all.

684
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
I mean, like a woman looks down.

685
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000
She just sees like 50 eyes looking.

686
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000
And good old days when you could cat call someone and they'd be in trouble.

687
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
They really didn't like you.

688
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Honestly, the women liked it.

689
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
They would smile.

690
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
No, you still can't because they still like it.

691
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Well, they wouldn't say anything crazy.

692
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Just because they tell you they don't like it on the news.

693
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Well, there's a bullshit.

694
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
You know, you were not cat calling the women.

695
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Those woke ass bitches you don't want anywhere.

696
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
The ones that don't like it are the ones you don't want.

697
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000
It's almost like a nice weeder outers.

698
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
There's also variables that are tied into that.

699
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
What kind of person it is.

700
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000
If you're aggressive.

701
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000
If you don't mean like what color you are.

702
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
I'm just saying that.

703
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
How good your cat calls are.

704
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Well, yeah, I mean, if you're just simple or whistling or you're not saying

705
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
you're just great at your stuff.

706
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Show us your tits.

707
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
No, that's not a good one.

708
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,000
I'll tell you what, blacks get away with that shit a little more than white people do.

709
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Cat calling?

710
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Yeah.

711
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Why's that?

712
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Because they're black.

713
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
They just always say, oh, baby, look at you.

714
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
You so fine.

715
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,000
You know, they get away with the little shit.

716
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
I don't think they get away with it.

717
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
I've never seen those videos.

718
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I give a maybe people are kind of running away.

719
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Well, yeah, they're too scared to say anything.

720
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Yeah, so that's the problem.

721
00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:01,000
It's going to just perpetuate a cycle of bad things, which, hey, hey, I got a guy,

722
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
I got no horse in that race.

723
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Hey man, we will, and here at the Larry Neal show with Tiki, we will perpetuate bad cycles

724
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000
and recycle bad things as much as possible.

725
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
I don't know about that.

726
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
I will.

727
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Okay, well then why are you calling us all in with you?

728
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Well, at the Larry Neal, it's the Larry and Neal show.

729
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
It's not like I got my own Larry show.

730
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000
You could just say Larry will do this, not Neal.

731
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Here on the Larry Neal show, Kiki, I will be.

732
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
I said we, but now.

733
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Yeah, I see you did.

734
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
So I should call me a dumbass.

735
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Let me replace the I part with we and then just remember my side.

736
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Yeah, remove me and let me stand on the other side of the street while you get arrested

737
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
for this.

738
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
So just put in, instead of we, it's I will.

739
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Yeah, I will be arrested for being a creep.

740
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
The royal eye.

741
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
That's what I'm going to do.

742
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
The royal eye.

743
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
That's what I do.

744
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Aw, man.

745
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Well, we can always hope.

746
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000
So what do you think about this new desk, man?

747
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000
I mean, we're going to do some nature hour now.

748
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
It's a little shelf.

749
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
That's actually not a bad little desk.

750
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:15,000
My buddy's dad used to, he had a TV repair shop.

751
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Oh, the TVs were very heavy back in the seventies.

752
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Roll them around.

753
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000
You put it out here, roll it to the workbench, roll it to the other workbench.

754
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
And, you know, I got one over there.

755
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
We have to carry that.

756
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
The one in our bedroom, the table that we use all the time.

757
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
That's one of those.

758
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000
And I think there's another one floating around too.

759
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
There's one right there that the keyboard is on.

760
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000
He's like, hey, Larry, I'm going to throw these things out.

761
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
And I'm like, are you fucking crazy?

762
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
You're going to throw these in the garbage?

763
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
His dad made these from scratch by hand.

764
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Oh, really?

765
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Yeah.

766
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
His dad, you know, welded them and everything.

767
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
They're all built totally different.

768
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Like that one's welded.

769
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
That one's screwed.

770
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Oh, yeah.

771
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
It's got a couple of bolts going through.

772
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Yeah, you know, he's like experimenting, but he's like, fuck, I can't be carrying these TVs.

773
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
You know, he's a pretty ingenuitive guy.

774
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Well, especially for you.

775
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,000
And I was like, yeah, dude, I can take these things.

776
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Roll the keys in.

777
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Yes.

778
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Roll the amp over.

779
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
And I do.

780
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
I roll the keys over when we jam.

781
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,000
I didn't last time, but you know, I do.

782
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Those are actually nice.

783
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
They look professional.

784
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Yeah, he did a good job.

785
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
They all have different tops.

786
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000
One of them has like Formica tile.

787
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
One of them is just, you know, raw like this.

788
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
That one's raw.

789
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
So it's like he was just taking whatever materials around.

790
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Yes.

791
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000
One upstairs has like the school carpet real thin.

792
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Yeah.

793
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
That's the one we have in our bedroom for the cats.

794
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Like, you know, they like that one.

795
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
They lay on it.

796
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
A little scratchin.

797
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
So yeah, man.

798
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
And I'm like, dude, how can you throw these out?

799
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Not to mention your father fucking made him and he just croaked and you're going to just.

800
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Well, if he's got no use for him anymore.

801
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Yeah, I guess.

802
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
That's the thing.

803
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Once you start getting older, it's like my dad throwing everything out.

804
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
It's like, yeah, it's like, I don't want to do anything with it anymore.

805
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Yeah.

806
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Just move it to another place.

807
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
My grandfather died.

808
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
There was so much shit, man.

809
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Holy fuck.

810
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
In horrors.

811
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
It's going to be like that when I die.

812
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Oh yeah, no shit.

813
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000
You don't say to be burned down.

814
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Yeah.

815
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
The only way to get rid of it.

816
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Just light it up.

817
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Well, but here's the thing though.

818
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
There's some things that are just.

819
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
First of all, you can't count yourself out early.

820
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
No, you can't.

821
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
You can't start selling shit until you're like 80.

822
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Well, that's.

823
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Because then you don't care anymore about anything.

824
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
And then you take these guitars and you go to Mexico.

825
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
I mean, with the money that you sold.

826
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Yeah.

827
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Yeah, you know, you lived the last few years.

828
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Yes.

829
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Take all these amps and all these guitars, sell them, sell all the records and you fucking

830
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000
take one guitar and one small amp and you head on your way.

831
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Oh, speaking of that, I gotta get out of Mexico story.

832
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
All right.

833
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
You know, I'm gonna be his uncle Norm.

834
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Yeah.

835
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Dude, Norm.

836
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Anyone named Uncle Norm already is cool.

837
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
No, Uncle Norm's off the rails.

838
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
He's awesome.

839
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
He's cool as hell.

840
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
I remember him too.

841
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Yeah.

842
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Well, he used to only like he created, you remember the woman's store, the limited.

843
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Yeah.

844
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
He was like co-creator.

845
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Oh, wow.

846
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
He's been rich.

847
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
That was in broke.

848
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Bro, nice.

849
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Nice.

850
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Real smart guy.

851
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I love that.

852
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
A numbers man that's been up and down.

853
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Like Mary's a hot woman.

854
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
He gets the bars.

855
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Mary's another one.

856
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
But he's always, dude, he's a moneymaker.

857
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Real smart dude.

858
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Real hustler.

859
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Yeah.

860
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Because I remember when I lost a shit ton of money and something, he almost broke.

861
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Uncle Norm was like, don't worry.

862
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
No, he's like, Adam, listen.

863
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000
He's like, it's not about how you get that knocked down.

864
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
It's about how you get back up.

865
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Get back up.

866
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah, that's great.

867
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Because you're gonna get knocked down all the time.

868
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Uncle Norm.

869
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
He's like, you gotta pick yourself up.

870
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
He had some fucking wisdom.

871
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Oh, and I forgot what they call, like, he was a big guy.

872
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Probably like 6'4", something like that.

873
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Like me.

874
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Exactly.

875
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:02,000
And the women used to call him like, the tree trunk or something.

876
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:08,000
But anyways, he retired down to Mexico and he like trades in wives all the time.

877
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Because now he's in Mexico.

878
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,000
There's no laws in fucking morons.

879
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Well, he just, he's got his connection, he's like, I need one, I need a little younger though.

880
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Jesus.

881
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
You should have said that about Uncle Norm.

882
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Uncle Norm's in Mexico, it's all good.

883
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
I don't know about that.

884
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
It's legal in Mexico, man.

885
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000
I don't know what you're talking about is legal in Mexico.

886
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
What are you insinuating?

887
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
I don't know, man.

888
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
What are you saying?

889
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
I don't think they have any laws.

890
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Yeah, I'm not talking like young girls.

891
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
No, I understand.

892
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
He's like, he's talking like, you know.

893
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
No, I'm not saying that.

894
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
I'm just saying, like women are 40 years old.

895
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
They're like, get down to 30.

896
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
I'm like, how old are you?

897
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I'm 20 years old now.

898
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
You know, she gets to be 40 and you say, I need a 30 year old.

899
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Yeah, I need to swap them out.

900
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I can see that.

901
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Make sure this one doesn't have kids.

902
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Right.

903
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Oh my God.

904
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Well, that's tough to find.

905
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Well, no, but he's rub up against the Mexican check and get them pregnant.

906
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Find one whose kids were tragically killed somewhere.

907
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
He just said one off the college, but okay.

908
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
I mean, you have to say that.

909
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
They're going to be coming and writing and coming back then.

910
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Just tell me they went off to college.

911
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Yeah, it's like a little farm.

912
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Yeah.

913
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
But no, it's a retirement community down there.

914
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
We're all there.

915
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
That's what they tell us when we were kids.

916
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Like when one of our uncles or something would go to jail and say, yeah, yeah, he went to college.

917
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,000
We was like, oh, we thought they were really going to college.

918
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
That's the point.

919
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Like, man, our family's smart.

920
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Everybody just keeps going to college.

921
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I love it.

922
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I didn't know what the fuck was going on until later.

923
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000
And then I was like, oh, college, I get it.

924
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I know, man.

925
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm seriously thinking about just taking, taking the money I haven't gone retire into like

926
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Thailand or Costa Rica.

927
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I mean, Costa Rica is a little closer.

928
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
So it makes a little more sense.

929
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Yeah, but that place is to come back and visit your family here in Thailand is very, very fucking far.

930
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
It's far.

931
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
But like everything's great in Thailand.

932
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
The food's fantastic.

933
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Cheapest could be.

934
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Well, not like it used to be.

935
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
No.

936
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Ross was telling me that it was still cheap compared to here.

937
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Third World Country Birt.

938
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Yeah.

939
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
When I was out there 20 something years ago, it was dirt cheap.

940
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Oh, man, dirt cheap.

941
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Like you could live on a hundred bucks for a month.

942
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Yeah.

943
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Oh yeah.

944
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
It was good.

945
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Yeah.

946
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Yeah.

947
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
It was dirt cheap.

948
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000
I saw some movies like, like some home movies and shit.

949
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And they're like plowing the field and doing work and all this shit.

950
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
And they hadn't nobody had shoes on.

951
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
And if they do have shoes, it's just like, it's a sand.

952
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000
The fucking flip-flops with the thing between your toes.

953
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
I'm like, holy fuck, man.

954
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
They're walking over a big rough terrain and such.

955
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
And I'm like, damn.

956
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Wait, and there's cobras running around there.

957
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Yeah.

958
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
That's crazy.

959
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Those people don't give a fuck.

960
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
You see when they're doing mud huts.

961
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
But that's why their homes are on big stilts too.

962
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Yeah.

963
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Yeah.

964
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Well, I don't want to live in the rice paddies.

965
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
No.

966
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
I gotta live by the beach.

967
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Well, but still.

968
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Well, that's a touristy.

969
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
What do they, I mean, what would it be?

970
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Well, now there's places that you get to go to like the other islands that weren't as,

971
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
you know, there were no destiny.

972
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:26,000
How much do you think say like an apartment, one bedroom fucking apartment would be down

973
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
there?

974
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Like if you, you can get a killer one bedroom, like a studio in Bangkok, like a killer, like

975
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,000
in a high rise with like all the amenities, probably a thousand bucks a month.

976
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Okay.

977
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
It's not bad.

978
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
No, I mean, it's not.

979
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
It's cheaper than here.

980
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yeah.

981
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
It's fucking posh.

982
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
It's creepy.

983
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
But like, but if you're going down to like Poocat or something like that, yeah, you're, yeah,

984
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
you're going to, it's not that cheap anymore.

985
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000
You know, you still may pay a hundred bucks a night if you're renting a place.

986
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,000
But if like, if you want a monthly price, you can probably, yeah, you can probably get

987
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
fifteen hundred.

988
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
So basically,

989
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
When I was down there, it may have been like five hundred bucks.

990
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:04,000
It may have been the hills or the back woods to fucking, well, not even, it depends what

991
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
island you're on.

992
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Okay.

993
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,600
If you go to certain islands where it's not as populated, then it's still dirt cheap.

994
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,000
But the food's fantastic.

995
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Sure.

996
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Food is, and that's dirt cheap still.

997
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
And everything, yeah.

998
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
But you know what?

999
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Here's the other thing.

1000
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,000
I saw a lot of films of them cooking and they were like this.

1001
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Okay.

1002
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,560
This is the ground and they're down on the ground and they're cooking on the ground.

1003
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,560
The only thing separating them from the dirt is a fucking banana leaf.

1004
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,560
Oh yeah, those are draw matte.

1005
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,560
They're banana leaf.

1006
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,560
And everything is with their hands and they had no…

1007
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,560
But those people are like in the hills or something.

1008
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,560
Yeah, but also, yeah.

1009
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,560
Yeah, but I was like, damn.

1010
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,560
Yeah, they don't get sick.

1011
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,560
They don't have any stuff.

1012
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560
So it's not like that everywhere.

1013
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,560
No.

1014
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,560
Okay.

1015
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,560
But I mean, still, it's…

1016
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,560
No.

1017
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,560
Because I was like, holy fuck.

1018
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,560
Honestly, just kill their food out there.

1019
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,560
Yeah, comparative to other countries like India.

1020
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,560
Oh, wow.

1021
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,560
You know what I mean?

1022
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,560
That's a real film.

1023
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,560
That's when they're scratching their ass.

1024
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,560
There's like a cow with its asshole right next to a fire.

1025
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,560
Well, I remember…

1026
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,560
And the mice are chewing on it.

1027
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,560
Again, this was probably propaganda now that looking back.

1028
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,560
No, no, that doesn't happen.

1029
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,560
But when they showed…

1030
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:10,560
No, but when they showed Osama bin Laden and his crew around like a bowl that must have

1031
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,560
been this big, yeah.

1032
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,560
And they're all hunched down on their feet, you know.

1033
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,560
Oh, they'll eat with their hands.

1034
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,560
Yeah, and they're all scooping into the same bowl and I'm like, man, no, that's not

1035
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,560
propaganda.

1036
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,560
That's not propaganda.

1037
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,560
That's what was propaganda.

1038
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,560
That's horrible.

1039
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,560
I mean, come on, they literally put the camera all the way and they all went to the hilt

1040
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,560
and after that, the guy's family's billionaire.

1041
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,560
Yeah.

1042
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,560
You know, I mean, that's just all propaganda.

1043
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,560
Do you think Osama bin Laden was actually scooping into the fucking bowl?

1044
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,560
What, he had to make a show to all the peons he was with, maybe, you know.

1045
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,560
But no, that's how they eat though.

1046
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,560
It's communal.

1047
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,560
It's communal.

1048
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560
It's crazy.

1049
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,560
And the shit that they were eating looked literally like fucking spot.

1050
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,560
I don't think they would, the left hand could wipe your ass with one hand.

1051
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,560
That's why they don't shake hands because they wiped their ass with the right hand.

1052
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560
So they eat with their left.

1053
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,560
What if you're a lefty?

1054
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,560
Well, it's opposite.

1055
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,560
Yeah.

1056
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,560
Well, then they cut your hand off.

1057
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,560
Oh, man.

1058
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,560
Needles would be fun.

1059
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,560
Then they give you another left hand on the hilt.

1060
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,560
Yeah.

1061
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560
They put a left hand.

1062
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,560
The man with two left hands.

1063
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,560
He can't dance or he can't, he can't right or he can't dance.

1064
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:21,060
It's like the thing in Thailand too, like, you really don't do the street food unless you

1065
00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:23,560
see like, you know, you don't do street seafood.

1066
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Because you're going to get sick.

1067
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,560
Oh, Jesus, street seafood.

1068
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Yeah.

1069
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,560
Well, dude, they have a lot of seafood.

1070
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560
Get fucking.

1071
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,560
But that's a thing you don't.

1072
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:31,560
Dengue fever.

1073
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560
Yeah, that's a thing.

1074
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,560
If you're French ass.

1075
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,560
Yeah.

1076
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,560
If you want to wake up in the hospital the next day.

1077
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,560
You're serious.

1078
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560
You're fucking if you wake up.

1079
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,560
You don't want to be in a column the next day.

1080
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,560
You may wake up in a dumpster.

1081
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,560
I mean, that's like Russian roulette.

1082
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,560
It is.

1083
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,560
It's like eating food.

1084
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,560
Because when I lived in TJ, I would get street tacos all the time.

1085
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,560
I mean, I had to eat those all the time.

1086
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,560
And I mean, they would literally throw fucking, there would be what do you call, livestock

1087
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,560
coming through there.

1088
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,560
It was filthy.

1089
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,560
But it wasn't like filthy, filthy.

1090
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:09,760
You know, I was eating like crazy and they had this weird fucking patty that was like

1091
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,760
this weird meat.

1092
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,560
It was like a hamburger, but it was like white.

1093
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,560
I don't know what the fuck.

1094
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,560
It just didn't have any color.

1095
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,560
I must have had it like three.

1096
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,560
I had it at least three different times that night.

1097
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,560
I was like, damn, I told Russ, I know I shouldn't probably be eating this, but I'm going to

1098
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,560
get another one.

1099
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,560
It was the next night.

1100
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,560
I said, fuck it.

1101
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,560
I mean, well, because they're cooking it out of these barrels that are cut in half these

1102
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,560
55 gallons.

1103
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,560
Who knows what the fuck was in these barrels?

1104
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,560
That's the thing that freaks me out.

1105
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,560
What toxins were in there?

1106
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,560
That's your first sign and not like the street food you don't buy is somebody cooking like

1107
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,560
an old grocery cart or something.

1108
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,560
They all had the barrels.

1109
00:38:53,560 --> 00:39:03,560
And then these guys, we have a whole table set up with the condiments, relish, mustard,

1110
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,560
ketchup, all like you're at a restaurant, but it was like a barrel.

1111
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,560
He's cooking out.

1112
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,560
People cook out of 50 gallon barrels.

1113
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:15,560
So yeah, and so the only thing is, because I remember when I did hardwood floors, we

1114
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:21,560
gave a five gallon drum to these Mexicans with this chemicals were in it, like the finish,

1115
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,560
the real heavy shit.

1116
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:28,560
And they literally lit it on fire and started grilling on it right there.

1117
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:33,560
My boss, Marty, he's like, dude, no, like, oh my God, even I was young.

1118
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,560
I was only a teenager.

1119
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,560
I knew that wasn't good.

1120
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,560
Yeah.

1121
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,560
I was in Brazil for carnival.

1122
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,560
And like these guys, I'm walking on the beach selling stuff.

1123
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,560
I remember the guy I was with, you know, he kept seeing these guys walk around and they

1124
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,560
like have cheese and they warm it up.

1125
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,560
He's like, I'm going to get a cheese.

1126
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,560
I'm like, dude, what do you think?

1127
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,560
He's like a raw dog, a prostitute.

1128
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,560
Because I mean, you probably have a better chance.

1129
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,560
Yeah, I'm surprised we had her.

1130
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,560
But he got it.

1131
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,560
He got it anyways.

1132
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,560
And he's like, oh, this is good.

1133
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,560
You won't try it.

1134
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,560
No, an hour later.

1135
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,560
Oh, yeah.

1136
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,560
Yeah, your ass is bleeding.

1137
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,560
Dude, yeah, I don't even know if it was an hour.

1138
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,560
Yeah, you can't even make it off the beach.

1139
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,560
How big is this?

1140
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,560
How big is this?

1141
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
Oh, it was on a stick, but it was like a thick.

1142
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,560
That's what I want.

1143
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,560
Just cheese.

1144
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,560
Fucking beach cheese.

1145
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,560
That's what I'm making for.

1146
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,560
Wait, dude.

1147
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,560
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1148
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,560
I'm like, he's been walking this beach all morning.

1149
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,560
Who knows what that cheese is in the cooler?

1150
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,560
And he goes to the bathroom and he takes it with him in there.

1151
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,560
Yeah, exactly.

1152
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,560
This guy's got no shirt on.

1153
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,560
He knows what he's making.

1154
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,560
Where did you get that cheese from, buddy?

1155
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,560
I don't see it in the refrigerator anywhere in sight.

1156
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,560
Yeah, no.

1157
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,560
Oh, he's just, ugh.

1158
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,560
Yeah, it was a mistake.

1159
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,560
That's great.

1160
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,560
But no, that's great.

1161
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,560
That's funny, though.

1162
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,560
So shit that.

1163
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,560
I see, you know, so.

1164
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,560
But you gotta be, you gotta be aware of what you're like getting into.

1165
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:56,560
Hey, in Germany now, and I was told that this was raw, they're eating this little cubed,

1166
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,560
fucking pork and cubed onions.

1167
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,560
Never eat pork raw.

1168
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,560
In a bag, and it was like with mayonnaise in it, and they would just eat it.

1169
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,560
Straight.

1170
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:10,560
Or sometimes it didn't have mayonnaise, but they put mayonnaise in everything.

1171
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,560
They would just eat it out of a bag and I'm like, oh, what is that thing everyone's eating?

1172
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:19,560
And Matt's like, dude, you don't want to eat that.

1173
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,560
He goes, these people can handle it.

1174
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,560
That will literally kill you.

1175
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,560
That's a good one.

1176
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,560
And I'm like, oh, wow, what is it?

1177
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,560
And he told me, and I'm like, is it cooked?

1178
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,560
And he's like, I don't think so.

1179
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,560
And I'm like, wow.

1180
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,560
By the time I left Mexico, I was able to handle the water.

1181
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,560
Oh, yeah.

1182
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,560
By the time you left Mexico, you could probably handle anything.

1183
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,560
There was any food, nothing would get you sick.

1184
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,560
You could drink rotten milk.

1185
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,560
Shit was dying around you.

1186
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560
The cheese from Brazil.

1187
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,560
Yeah, daddy would be fine, man.

1188
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:48,560
Stuff, I mean the stuff that, well, I was in bad shape by the time I left.

1189
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,560
So, I mean, I really wasn't eating that much.

1190
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,560
Dude, even the people that grew up in Taiwan and would drink the water.

1191
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Yeah, I was broke.

1192
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,560
They do.

1193
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,560
I needed to mix my frogs.

1194
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,560
You got to be crazy, though.

1195
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,560
Because sometimes I'd run out of bottled water, tap water.

1196
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,560
And they'd go to the river.

1197
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,560
Nothing like banging shit with Tijuana toilet water.

1198
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,560
Yeah, I needed this toilet water.

1199
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,560
I know.

1200
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,560
I got it from the back of a tank a couple of times.

1201
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,560
Oh, man, top shelf in it.

1202
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,560
Upper decker.

1203
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,560
Upper decker.

1204
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,560
I guarantee that tank was a thousand years old.

1205
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,560
Oh, let me tell you, this wasn't exactly the nicest bathroom in Tijuana.

1206
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,560
There was a creature in there.

1207
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,560
It wasn't in Tijuana bathroom monthly.

1208
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,560
It wasn't the Copacabana.

1209
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,560
No, not at all.

1210
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,560
It was a very, a little rough and tumble area.

1211
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,560
Yeah.

1212
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Because the best of where I lived.

1213
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,560
Very rustic, shall I say.

1214
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,560
I lived in this, so, oh man, it was crazy.

1215
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,560
I lived in Zona Norte and the police wouldn't even go in there.

1216
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,560
But I lived in Lake Hall.

1217
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,560
It was Lake Hall.

1218
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,560
Seriously.

1219
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,560
What do you call it?

1220
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,560
It was like 20 apartments.

1221
00:42:54,560 --> 00:43:03,560
And what it was is like 15 of the apartments were occupied and the other five were shooting gallery.

1222
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,560
Oh, nice.

1223
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:09,560
What it is, it had this huge metal gate on the front and then it had a, you walk into it like,

1224
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:15,560
it was like a shark cage and then there was a guy on the other end and there were two ways to go.

1225
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:20,560
So if you lived there, you went one way and you wanted to shooting gallery and you'd go to the other way.

1226
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,560
Yeah.

1227
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:26,560
All night long, a door just slamming all night long.

1228
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,560
Going, going, going.

1229
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,560
And they were, the federales came in once.

1230
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,560
It sounds horrible.

1231
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,560
Oh, well, I mean, at that point.

1232
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,560
Like just to pick up the dead bodies?

1233
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,560
At this point in time.

1234
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,560
Well, no, they actually got into a gun battle.

1235
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,560
Oh man.

1236
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,560
With the cartel.

1237
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,560
And so you're in your apartment when this is going on or you're in the shooting gallery?

1238
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,560
No, I was, no, I was definitely in the shooting gallery.

1239
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,560
I lived next door to the kids.

1240
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,560
I was like, yeah, we'll shit where you eat.

1241
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,560
That's a little fucking larian, you know, assume or dummy.

1242
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,560
Just keep going, bitch.

1243
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,560
Yeah, I don't know why he was up with the dummy today, asshole.

1244
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,560
Sorry.

1245
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:06,560
But yeah, no, so these guys were, so what happened was there was like a shootout and then the

1246
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,560
federales came and they come in 50 cal on the back of the truck.

1247
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,560
Oh man.

1248
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,560
And they were just.

1249
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,560
This is not the localized.

1250
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,560
No, these guys were just unloading, unloading just.

1251
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,560
So people are getting fucking killed and shit?

1252
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,560
Oh yeah.

1253
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560
Oh man.

1254
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,560
Just another day down there.

1255
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,560
When I lived down there, shit when was that?

1256
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,560
How many people got shooting this shootout?

1257
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,560
Three.

1258
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,560
Wow.

1259
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,560
No, it had to be like 2010-ish, 2011 or something like that.

1260
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,560
So this was like the height of what was going on in Tijuana.

1261
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,560
Yeah.

1262
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,560
I would cross the border every day to go to work.

1263
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,560
I'd say it had to be before that.

1264
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,560
Were you, wait, were you gone when Timmy died?

1265
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,560
I don't know.

1266
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,560
Yeah, probably.

1267
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,560
I did that in 2009.

1268
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:54,560
Yeah, so, but I would cross the border to work every day.

1269
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,560
2008.

1270
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,560
And they would, they had this huge.

1271
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,560
It's probably right around that time.

1272
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,560
They had this huge bridge and they would actually hang the people from their disembowel.

1273
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,560
Oh man.

1274
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,560
And their guts would be touched.

1275
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,560
What will happen to you?

1276
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,560
Their guts would be touching the ground from like 40 feet up in the air.

1277
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,560
Oh yeah, they just pulled their stuff out.

1278
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,560
And then they would, what do you call it?

1279
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,560
And then they would have like huge banners and stuff.

1280
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,560
Saying hey, fuck around and find out.

1281
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:23,560
We would walk across, we would cross by, what do you call it, through San Ysidro and we'd

1282
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,560
cross over, walk through and there was a Tijuana slew that runs right through.

1283
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,560
And that's how you get, you have like a.

1284
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,560
What's that, a road?

1285
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,560
No, no, it's like the waterway.

1286
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,560
That's where all the shit water gets dumped into the ocean.

1287
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,560
So this is where they dump all that shit.

1288
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,560
That's why everybody gets stabbed.

1289
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,560
Yeah, they get hepatitis.

1290
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:44,560
Like people, like people in close to like San Ysidro and a little bit close to.

1291
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,560
You might as well live in India.

1292
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,560
Yeah, they release it and they actually test the water every day.

1293
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,560
And they would, it's like we would go there.

1294
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:56,560
When I lived down there with Amanda, we went down there one day and there was the first

1295
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,560
day, first or second day we moved down there.

1296
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,560
We were walking back from our apartment to the grocery store and there was just a dude

1297
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,560
dead on the ground.

1298
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:08,560
And little kids were like looting them, taking his shoes, digging through his pockets.

1299
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,560
It was just dead on the ground.

1300
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,560
Yeah, there would be like blood.

1301
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:17,560
It was crazy the stuff that they would get away with and the amount of bribes I had to pay,

1302
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,560
we had to pay them all the fucking time, man.

1303
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,560
Hey, gringo.

1304
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,560
All the time.

1305
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,560
The tea, I'll tell you what, it's gotta be done, you know, besides like being in like

1306
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,560
some spot of Syria.

1307
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,560
It's more crooked than Chicago.

1308
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,560
That's one of the most dangerous places.

1309
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,560
Oh yeah.

1310
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,560
Corruption is rampant.

1311
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,560
Oh yeah.

1312
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,560
It's more crooked than Chicago.

1313
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,560
It's more crooked than Chicago.

1314
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,560
More than the government.

1315
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,560
It's not even, I mean.

1316
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,560
It's Joe Biden's wet dream.

1317
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:39,560
Well, yeah.

1318
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,560
Look what he's doing right now.

1319
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,560
He's letting them run the border.

1320
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,560
Yeah.

1321
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,560
Yeah.

1322
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,560
I mean, we don't have control of what somebody else does.

1323
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,560
But yeah, you know, he's getting a lot out.

1324
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,560
I shouldn't even, I'm not even going to say it, but you know what I think.

1325
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,560
But what do you call it?

1326
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,560
Yeah, there was just the craziness with just like, some guy would just attack.

1327
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,560
I got with the machete right in the street.

1328
00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,560
Fuck.

1329
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,560
Yeah.

1330
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,560
Like you'd just be sitting there and it's just an average day.

1331
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:02,560
And somebody would get robbed.

1332
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,560
I never had a problem because I didn't look for trouble.

1333
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,560
You know what I mean?

1334
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,560
Well, they're looking for easy pickings too.

1335
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,560
Yeah, and I was cool without everybody.

1336
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,560
Yeah, I knew not easy pickings.

1337
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,560
And the craziest part was I lived, it was like, this was, here was the place.

1338
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,560
The easiest path of resistance or whatever.

1339
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,560
And that's the least resistance.

1340
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,560
Yeah.

1341
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:23,560
And then there was like a ice cream shop and then across, across next to that was this

1342
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,560
Hotel de Sol.

1343
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:30,560
And it was trannies like a, like a tranny spot, like a training hotel where they turn tricks.

1344
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,560
And dude, they were the coolest motherfuckers.

1345
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,560
They gotta be.

1346
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,560
They were old school trannies.

1347
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,560
You know what I mean?

1348
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,560
Yeah.

1349
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:43,560
They were American dudes and they were a lot of American trannies and they were like wigs

1350
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,560
on with beard and shit, but they had the best drugs ever.

1351
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,560
And that was like, yeah, that's before trannies was the other camera.

1352
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,560
Yeah, there's needles from another direction people.

1353
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,560
Oh, he was awful.

1354
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,560
But on the trannies, they gotta be cool because they've been put through so much shit.

1355
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,560
So they just have a good take on shit.

1356
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,560
And it was, it was actually, they would stick together down there.

1357
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,560
They're like a fucking gang, man.

1358
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,560
Like they ran this corner spot.

1359
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,560
Yeah.

1360
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,560
They were crazy.

1361
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,560
Well, that's how they asked.

1362
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,560
He'll be killed, right?

1363
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,560
What's that?

1364
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,560
He'll be killed.

1365
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,560
You gotta hold your shit down because they got to because they gotta take a lot of shit

1366
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,560
to begin with.

1367
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,560
They didn't.

1368
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,560
But no, no, no, no.

1369
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,560
When you got that shit held down like that, people left them alone.

1370
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,560
They were like, they did their own shit.

1371
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,560
They didn't fuck with nobody.

1372
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,560
That's the thing with kids.

1373
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,560
They don't bother nobody.

1374
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,560
As far as you know, they didn't mess with kids.

1375
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,560
No, because I've seen what they do to people that mess with kids down here.

1376
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,560
I mean, there was, they were, like I said, they would.

1377
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:42,560
Because right now they have no problem seem seeming allegedly traffic kids around everywhere.

1378
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,560
Who?

1379
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:50,560
Um, the government, the, uh, the Clinton's, the Asian Foundation.

1380
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,560
Yeah, but he's tranny.

1381
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,560
Yeah, no, this is like, so, you know, I don't know what goes on.

1382
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,560
This was before it was cool with trans and before the government.

1383
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,560
Yeah, no, exactly.

1384
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,560
Doctor needed you.

1385
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,560
Because listen, how come these drag queens, they do storybook time with little children?

1386
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,560
How come they don't go to a fucking old folks home?

1387
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,560
Or how come they don't go to like a wider state?

1388
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,560
Because an old man would go, what the fuck is going on?

1389
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,560
Well, yeah, a white man would go somewhere else.

1390
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,560
No, they go to kids because they're the most malleable, malleable.

1391
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,560
Yeah.

1392
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,560
And they're the easy to indoctrinate into this crap and they can take advantage.

1393
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,560
They don't know, but they can't just get up and leave.

1394
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,560
Why would you start grooming a 90 year old man?

1395
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,560
He's going to die.

1396
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,560
You need someone that's going to fucking put out.

1397
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,560
Oh, you're grooming for cash.

1398
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,560
Oh, yeah.

1399
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,560
I don't know what I mean.

1400
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,560
Like if this stuff is going to die soon, you want to be in that will.

1401
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,560
But you know, there was like the wild fucking west down there.

1402
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,560
Yeah.

1403
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,560
Well, you take the good with the bad down there.

1404
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,560
Yeah, really.

1405
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,560
And it's a different, it's literally is a different country.

1406
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,560
It's like, we call it, it's like America's, what do you call it?

1407
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,560
Wipe your feet off.

1408
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,560
And it's like a doormat.

1409
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,560
And that's what it is.

1410
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,560
It's like you wipe your feet and all the shit stays right there.

1411
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,560
Well, it's crazy too.

1412
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,560
Because Tijuana is like the armpit of Mexico and it's right there on the door.

1413
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560
And it's touching.

1414
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,560
But dude, it's such good food down there.

1415
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,560
Even the cheapest.

1416
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,560
Yeah.

1417
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,560
But no, it was good.

1418
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,560
Even the chicken, the chicken, the head down there.

1419
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:15,560
Even what was the other thing is like to cut a you go down there.

1420
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560
The other.

1421
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,560
Tannado.

1422
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,560
No, but to cut it was in little bit.

1423
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,560
Like you go down there and get create.

1424
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,560
It was a lot cleaner and nicer down there.

1425
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,560
We had dinner the riffraff.

1426
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Yeah.

1427
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,560
But that's where you go.

1428
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,560
It wasn't it wasn't Tijuana.

1429
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:34,560
Well, no, if you need like bricks for your house, if you need like decorations, steel

1430
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,560
work, like staircase, any kind of stuff.

1431
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,560
Yeah.

1432
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,560
Yeah.

1433
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,560
Any kind of material.

1434
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,560
Well, they and they do custom work.

1435
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,560
I mean, if you want to like new, what do you call it?

1436
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,560
Like seats for your car, like the.

1437
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,560
Well, dude, I'm Mexican.

1438
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,560
They do my own dental work.

1439
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,560
They don't have to go for plastic surgery.

1440
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,560
You go there for dental work.

1441
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,560
Like a fucking eighth of the price.

1442
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,560
Yeah.

1443
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,560
But the problem is they have no, what do you call that?

1444
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,560
What's that called?

1445
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,560
Do you know that Mexicans teeth, Hispanic people's teeth are.

1446
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:08,560
Insurance.

1447
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,560
No, no, no, not insurance.

1448
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,560
What's that called?

1449
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,560
The doctor.

1450
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,560
The liability on it.

1451
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,560
Well, hey, you know, practice.

1452
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,560
Yeah.

1453
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,560
They don't have to buy male practice insurance.

1454
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:20,560
Oh, that's not.

1455
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,560
But no, but that's why all the good dentists go there.

1456
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,560
Yeah.

1457
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,560
Well, they're all trained.

1458
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,560
Because people would see.

1459
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,560
Yeah.

1460
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,560
And they go down there.

1461
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,560
Let me tell you something, man.

1462
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,560
I don't know if you know this.

1463
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,560
I learned this from forensic files.

1464
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:37,560
Do you know that Hispanic people's teeth are made of a different material than white people?

1465
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,560
Not enamel?

1466
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,560
It's made.

1467
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,560
I don't know exactly what the difference is, but it's a different material altogether.

1468
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,560
It's like.

1469
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,560
I've never heard that.

1470
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,560
It's got a different pour.

1471
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,560
It's got a different fucking outer and everything.

1472
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,560
We need a fact check.

1473
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,560
I'm doing it right now.

1474
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,560
You go, yeah, you check it out, man.

1475
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,560
That's pretty interesting.

1476
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,560
So, forensic files where this one guy wanted to fake his own death.

1477
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,560
And he used a ruck.

1478
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,560
So he's the Mexican guy in his car.

1479
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,560
And they burned up the body so bad that they didn't know it first.

1480
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:05,560
Said it didn't hurt.

1481
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:10,560
And then his wife, you know, cashed in the money and then they both ran off somewhere.

1482
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,560
But the cops in charge were like, this don't look right.

1483
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,560
And they checked the teeth and they're like, this is from an Hispanic guy.

1484
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,560
This guy was like, you know, German.

1485
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,560
And they're like, what the fuck is going on?

1486
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,560
And they busted him.

1487
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,560
And they caught him.

1488
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,560
And they caught him, man.

1489
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,560
And he fucking hit him.

1490
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,560
You know what?

1491
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,560
I don't know.

1492
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,560
That's interesting.

1493
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,560
It was cool.

1494
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,560
It was supposed to show where they catch a killer in 30 minutes.

1495
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,560
It was an hour.

1496
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,560
It was an hour.

1497
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,560
Well, technically 40 minutes.

1498
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Yeah, 40 minutes, probably.

1499
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,560
Was it MacGyver figures?

1500
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:39,560
No, no, no.

1501
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,560
It's just forensic files.

1502
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Yeah, so it's made up.

1503
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,560
It was, no.

1504
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,560
That's based on real stories.

1505
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,560
Yeah, it's probably more true than the fucking shit.

1506
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:53,560
They tell us on the news.

1507
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,560
So it's really, that's interesting.

1508
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:03,560
Look up the composition of, you know, Europeans, people's teeth and smaller dimensions and

1509
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,560
larger teeth.

1510
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,560
Well, they're definitely small.

1511
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:10,560
There's no, well, no, it's an actual different material, like kind of like horse teeth or

1512
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,560
something.

1513
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,560
I don't know about that.

1514
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:19,560
Oh, my God, I used to call, at least no girl used to call that.

1515
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,560
She had to love that.

1516
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:25,560
We knew a girl we used to call horse cunt, but I'm not going to say her name.

1517
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,560
I mean, you already said it, Nob.

1518
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,560
Oh yeah.

1519
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,560
Used to know a girl we used to call stink cunt.

1520
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Oh, yeah.

1521
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,560
I just, that's horrible.

1522
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,560
Yeah, I don't know.

1523
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,560
I made that up.

1524
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,560
You can't have one of these.

1525
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,560
You made that up.

1526
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,560
I heated sheets.

1527
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,560
Yeah.

1528
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:45,560
It's not like pierce, I don't have a fish fry on here.

1529
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,560
I love those videos.

1530
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,560
Stop turning.

1531
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,560
How can we keep turning my seat warmer off?

1532
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,560
There ain't no fish fry on here.

1533
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,560
Oh man, that's bad.

1534
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,560
Oh man.

1535
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,560
You guys are fucking sick.

1536
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,560
Yeah.

1537
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:05,120
Well, you can tell too that it was a white grandma and you can tell she's been around

1538
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:09,120
black people for a long time, just the way she was talking.

1539
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,120
It doesn't really say Larry that these are different.

1540
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,120
We'll find it, man.

1541
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,120
That's all right, man.

1542
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,120
I mean, you gotta ask a dentist.

1543
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,120
I have a couple of good dentist friends.

1544
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,120
I mean, we can just look it up on the internet.

1545
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Oh, okay.

1546
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,120
I mean, it's not that bad.

1547
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
Internet, don't lie.

1548
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,120
Look up the forensic files.

1549
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,120
I don't know about that.

1550
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,120
Yeah.

1551
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,120
Look up the forensic files where the guy used the body from Mexico.

1552
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,120
Ask chat GBT.

1553
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,120
Yeah.

1554
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,120
But you guys don't use that shit.

1555
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,120
Uh-uh.

1556
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,120
I don't want to be involved with any of that.

1557
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,120
I know.

1558
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,120
My brother, here's what my brother said to me.

1559
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,120
It's fucking crazy.

1560
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,120
You can get some good stuff out there.

1561
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,120
He's like, hey man, here's what I'm thinking of doing.

1562
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:54,120
Having AI make a real funky song.

1563
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:59,960
And so we'll have the thing, write a song and then we'll learn the song on real instruments

1564
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,960
and play it.

1565
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:01,960
Yeah.

1566
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,960
You know what people are doing that right now?

1567
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,560
People do that right now.

1568
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,960
There's guys that make hundreds of thousands of dollars off of AI music.

1569
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,960
Oh yeah, they put it on Spotify.

1570
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:14,280
They make AI girlfriends and they make fake pictures and they get subscriptions from these

1571
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,440
dudes and they don't know she's fake and they just keep making pictures and send videos

1572
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:23,960
to them and the guy makes no more and the guy's making $1,000 a year, $200,000 a year.

1573
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,960
Oh man, you're telling me though, I don't care about the fucking pictures of the girls.

1574
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:28,960
I'm just giving you examples.

1575
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:29,960
Yeah, I get that example.

1576
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:34,960
The guys are making hundreds of thousands of dollars off of AI songs.

1577
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:35,960
You're telling me.

1578
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:36,960
Yeah.

1579
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,960
If it becomes a popular song.

1580
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,960
See how they make me.

1581
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,960
Well no, you can have a bright, yeah, write music and then they put it to Spotify and

1582
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,960
then they get all these listens and they can get paid.

1583
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,960
So I need just keep making songs.

1584
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,960
You know how many listens you got on here?

1585
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:48,960
This is why I don't want to use AI.

1586
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:53,960
Well no, you know how many listens you got to get off of one song to fucking get paid.

1587
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,960
But you have to remember they sell it or they'll sell it to somebody to use the beat.

1588
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,960
You know what I mean?

1589
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:00,960
They make all this stuff up.

1590
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:01,960
They do.

1591
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:02,960
Yeah, there's lots of different.

1592
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:03,960
Why would you need AI to make a beat?

1593
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,960
Because some people can't take short.

1594
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:06,960
I mean why?

1595
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,960
Because in the American way, capitalism, right?

1596
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,960
So what we're based on, what this country was brought up on.

1597
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,960
Here's the thing though, music is supposed to be art.

1598
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,960
Well, okay, wow.

1599
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:17,960
The artistic made by an artist.

1600
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,960
Mary, you're living in the Stone Age now.

1601
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,960
You just asked me why I don't want to use AI and now you're all of a sudden you just

1602
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,960
flip flopped and you're like, oh man, AI, man.

1603
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,960
I'm telling you, I don't want to use AI either.

1604
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,960
I told my brother, why do you want to do that?

1605
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,960
I go, why can't we just make a funky ass jam ourselves?

1606
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,960
It's normal.

1607
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:34,960
It's like we can.

1608
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,960
I just want music.

1609
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:36,960
We're not.

1610
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:37,960
It's not a bad thing to do.

1611
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,960
Check it out.

1612
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,960
C is like, oh wow, this is actually a cool beat.

1613
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,960
We can use this part and do something with that or something.

1614
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:43,960
But say it's inspirational.

1615
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,960
You know, I know my brother, he's going to want to fucking learn this.

1616
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,960
He's going to want to translate verbatim.

1617
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:50,960
Yeah.

1618
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:51,960
Because he's crazy.

1619
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:52,960
Still, he didn't write it.

1620
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:53,960
So the bass.

1621
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,960
I told them I go, isn't, isn't it kind of cheating?

1622
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,960
It's just like doing a cover song of something that you never heard.

1623
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:02,960
Hey, just like, no, I tell a girl I'm 28.

1624
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:03,960
And she believes.

1625
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,960
Yeah.

1626
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:05,960
Come on.

1627
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,960
I mean, this is farcical.

1628
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:08,960
28.

1629
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,960
Oh my god.

1630
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:10,960
There's some dumb girls out there.

1631
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,960
She could tell by how many, how long your cellar cell phones are.

1632
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,960
You guys want 56, 55.

1633
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,960
Like when you cut a tree open, you know, look at the rings.

1634
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:19,960
Yeah.

1635
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:20,960
You can see how long they're.

1636
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,960
I twist them now.

1637
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:23,960
Oh, that's great.

1638
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:25,960
They see a, you know, bigger ring.

1639
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:26,960
They're like, that was a.

1640
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,840
That's, but the problem with AI now is people are using it to cheat in college.

1641
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,960
People are using it for.

1642
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:32,960
Well, they can anymore.

1643
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:33,960
Well, they can.

1644
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,960
Well, now, well, now, even the grade schools.

1645
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,960
They're going to have to do the stuff right in front of the teacher.

1646
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,960
No, there's a program.

1647
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:45,960
Now, teachers can put papers into a program and it can say if it's AI generator.

1648
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:46,960
No shit.

1649
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,960
Or even they have these things now.

1650
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:48,960
Yeah.

1651
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,960
Oh yeah.

1652
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:50,960
They figured that shit out real quick.

1653
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:54,960
They have pictures, they have an app now where you upload the picture and it tells you actually.

1654
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:55,960
If it's.

1655
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:56,960
If it's.

1656
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:57,960
Legit by AI or not.

1657
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,960
Hey, how do they.

1658
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:03,960
So, um, they must just know the style or how do they know that it's AI.

1659
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:04,960
I wonder.

1660
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,960
No, they could put it on there and see if it was done.

1661
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:07,960
If I already done that.

1662
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:08,960
Cause it's a word.

1663
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,960
Cause if AI did it, it'll.

1664
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,960
It'll be in there like a.

1665
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,960
For beta catalog.

1666
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:13,960
Yeah.

1667
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:14,960
Oh yeah.

1668
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,960
It'll pop it up right away.

1669
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:16,960
This was done.

1670
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:17,960
Training itself.

1671
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:18,960
Right now.

1672
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,960
It's a training itself to take over.

1673
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:21,960
That's what it's a training.

1674
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,960
What if I was thinking like, what if you use parts of AI.

1675
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:26,960
It'll tell you.

1676
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,960
I'll tell you that too.

1677
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,960
It'll tell you like it was 50% is still word for word.

1678
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:32,960
Because it'll tell.

1679
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:36,960
So you gotta really, really not use any of the words in a row that they use.

1680
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,960
Listen, first of all.

1681
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:39,960
It's so funny.

1682
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,960
If you want to use AI to cheat.

1683
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,960
Yeah.

1684
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:43,960
And not get caught.

1685
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:45,960
Part Joe Biden writing a paper or something like that.

1686
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,960
So Biden, he needs AI.

1687
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,960
First presidential race because he got caught plagiarized.

1688
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,960
Oh yeah.

1689
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,960
Well, he's so plagiarized.

1690
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:54,960
Huh?

1691
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,960
He's plagiarized.

1692
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,960
What a handicap person.

1693
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:57,960
Yeah.

1694
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,960
Cause I mean, this guy is really off the deep end at this point.

1695
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:01,960
Yeah.

1696
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,960
But he plagiarized up until the point he couldn't plagiarize anymore.

1697
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:05,960
It's even the lady.

1698
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:11,640
They've realized the lady that's running the Fed is all of her credentials and all everything

1699
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:12,640
was made up.

1700
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,640
Oh, nice.

1701
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:14,640
And they still keep her in.

1702
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,120
That's wonderful.

1703
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,120
The Fannie Willis lady.

1704
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:21,120
She was, she did like a plagiarized, that chick from Harvard.

1705
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,120
Yeah.

1706
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,120
Oh yeah.

1707
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,120
Gilly Gah.

1708
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,120
Yeah.

1709
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,120
Annola Gay.

1710
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,120
No.

1711
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:31,120
Wasn't that like the bomber or something?

1712
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,120
Yeah.

1713
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:33,120
That's so funny.

1714
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,120
Rosamund.

1715
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,120
But uh, so.

1716
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,120
The one that dropped out.

1717
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,120
Big boy.

1718
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,120
Yeah.

1719
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,120
It was something.

1720
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,120
It was Claudine.

1721
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,120
Claudine Gay.

1722
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,120
But.

1723
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,120
Claudine Gay.

1724
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,120
Yeah.

1725
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:49,200
And the funny thing is we just sit back and it's just, it's just going to take over and

1726
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,200
we can't do nothing.

1727
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,840
Well, everybody's so lazy nowadays.

1728
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,240
Well, that is the truth.

1729
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,640
Have you ever seen that?

1730
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,640
What's that movie called?

1731
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,120
Where they, what do you call it?

1732
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,120
Um, oh crap.

1733
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:07,240
What's the one where they're all fat and lazy and with Wilson?

1734
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,240
What?

1735
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,240
Shit.

1736
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,240
I completely forgot.

1737
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,240
Or everybody's stupid.

1738
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,240
We're the, the Owen Wilson.

1739
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,240
Yeah.

1740
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,240
We're not.

1741
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,240
You're the smartest guy we have.

1742
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,240
Yeah.

1743
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,240
We saw it at the other.

1744
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,240
Yeah.

1745
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:21,240
The clip.

1746
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,240
What's that called?

1747
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,240
Yeah.

1748
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,240
What is that movie?

1749
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,240
I'm the secretary of teaching or something.

1750
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,240
The guy looks like something.

1751
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,240
Oh, that was funny.

1752
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,240
I should.

1753
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,240
I've never seen that movie though.

1754
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,240
It's hilarious.

1755
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,240
Everybody's just fat, lazy.

1756
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,240
They don't do nothing.

1757
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,240
Everybody's.

1758
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:34,240
Oh yeah.

1759
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,240
Even electrolytes.

1760
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,240
It's probably just pre-predicted programming.

1761
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:39,240
What do you mean?

1762
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:43,240
The movie with everybody's fat and lazy and doesn't do anything.

1763
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,240
It was just showing you what's going to happen.

1764
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,240
Idiocracy.

1765
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,240
Yeah.

1766
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,240
Idiocracy.

1767
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,240
Oh, someone was telling me to see that today.

1768
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,240
It's hilarious.

1769
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:52,240
Yeah.

1770
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,240
It's actually.

1771
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,240
I've never seen it.

1772
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,240
I've never seen it.

1773
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,240
Down in Fort?

1774
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,240
No.

1775
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,240
No.

1776
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,240
It was him or?

1777
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,240
Or what?

1778
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,240
And I said, yeah.

1779
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,240
I got to see that movie because yeah, I've seen clips and it does seem funny.

1780
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,240
It's very funny.

1781
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,240
What's his name?

1782
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:08,240
The dude that's a Terry, the black guy that got sexually assaulted at that party.

1783
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,240
Oh, Terry was going to tell me what about that.

1784
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,240
He was the president.

1785
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,240
He's the president, I think, in it.

1786
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,240
Oh, really?

1787
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,240
Yeah.

1788
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,240
And it's just like, you know, like, a merit, what do you call it?

1789
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:24,240
Just like, he's like the clip from Napoleon Dynamite with the karate guy.

1790
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,240
He's like, yeah, all American stuff.

1791
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,240
No man, you're talking fucking Chinese.

1792
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,240
Rex Kwan-Dome.

1793
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,240
Yeah, you missed it because he didn't look at the clip he sent yesterday.

1794
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,240
Slap him.

1795
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,240
Rex Kwan-Dome.

1796
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,240
No, no, no.

1797
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,240
He's like trying to get his slap.

1798
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:40,240
Oh, yeah.

1799
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,240
Napoleon's butt.

1800
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,240
You know what?

1801
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,240
I thought it was dumb and I clicked off of it.

1802
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,240
Well, it is.

1803
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,240
It's Napoleon's butt.

1804
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,240
It's very dumb, but it seems a funny part.

1805
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,240
It is pretty funny.

1806
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,240
It's so stupid.

1807
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,240
See, I didn't see it.

1808
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,240
Two years of K-Fighting.

1809
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,240
Yeah.

1810
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,240
He just smacked someone.

1811
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,240
He just smacked someone.

1812
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,240
Try to kick him.

1813
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,240
Try to kick him.

1814
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,240
So I got to say one thing.

1815
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,240
We're winding down.

1816
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,240
We're winding down.

1817
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,240
It's like in Japan.

1818
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,240
We're winding down.

1819
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:02,240
That's right.

1820
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,240
That's right.

1821
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,240
He's pointing it.

1822
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:11,240
Check this out.

1823
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,240
What?

1824
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,240
It's one of my cat's ashes.

1825
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,240
Oh, it's a little thing.

1826
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,240
It's a boy.

1827
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,240
Miss Kitty.

1828
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,240
Oh, that's cool.

1829
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,240
You can get those at Tom's.

1830
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,240
Okay.

1831
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,240
This is actually pretty cool.

1832
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:28,240
Tom wanted me to point this out that you can get for any animal.

1833
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:32,240
You can get any size of all kinds of different drink.

1834
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:37,240
Tom has little bullets that you can get with the cat's name on here.

1835
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:40,240
You can probably get something else before it's too late.

1836
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,240
That's my cat, Miss Kitty.

1837
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,240
Well, no, they know what it's all about.

1838
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:48,240
Everybody gets a little coffee can or whatever, a little urn or whatever.

1839
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,240
I'm sure women can put a heart in this song.

1840
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:55,240
Sometimes you want to give some people some ashes or you want to wear one.

1841
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:59,240
You have a fucking plane trip you take and you go, oh, I don't feel safe.

1842
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,240
I want to take this good luck thing with my dead cat.

1843
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,240
What actually feels good?

1844
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,240
Where is this right now?

1845
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,240
I don't know.

1846
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:09,240
Maybe you got your own thing going on.

1847
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:15,240
So I gave Sherry one with Sebastian, Baby-O and Miss Kitty for her birthday the other

1848
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,240
day.

1849
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:21,240
And Tom wanted me to advertise these last month and I said, no, I can't because I'm going

1850
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,240
to give them to Sherry for her birthday.

1851
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:24,240
Yeah, you don't want her to know.

1852
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:25,240
But you had this last month.

1853
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,240
Yeah.

1854
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,240
So you couldn't show it?

1855
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:34,240
No, because if Sherry listens or watches, she'll see it or hear that there's little bullets

1856
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:38,240
with the ashes in there and then she'd say, I want one, I want one.

1857
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:39,240
And then I, you know.

1858
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,240
I can't give you one.

1859
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,240
Yeah.

1860
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,240
It was just, it was better when I just gave it to her and she didn't know it was coming.

1861
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,240
I'm more of a fan of the Vietnam ear necklace.

1862
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,240
Yeah.

1863
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:50,240
That's what I like.

1864
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,240
If you can't, if you can't do that.

1865
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:57,240
Cutting off ears.

1866
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,740
Well, you don't even have to cut them like this.

1867
01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:01,240
You just use a scissors.

1868
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,240
Or just keep the head.

1869
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,240
Well, I was talking human ears.

1870
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:05,240
Human ears.

1871
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,240
Yeah.

1872
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,240
That's a little bit different.

1873
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:08,240
Vietnam.

1874
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,240
Remember there's, man, that's actually real though.

1875
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,240
Those guys would keep trolling.

1876
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,240
Oh yeah.

1877
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,240
My dad, man, what's stinking around here?

1878
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:20,240
Hey, my dad told me one time he was at a, you know, like a business, a sales call.

1879
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:25,240
He's trying to sell this guy, I don't know what he was a messenger service at the time.

1880
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,240
And the guy finds out my dad was in the Marines and he's a vintage dude.

1881
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,240
And my dad's, you know, he sees my dad's about the same age.

1882
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:38,240
He's like, Hey, you're in the Marines because the guy was in the Marines and the guy, he's

1883
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,240
like, check this out.

1884
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:40,240
He shuts his office door.

1885
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:43,240
He pulls out of his drawer or some cabinet.

1886
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,240
I still don't understand this though.

1887
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:46,240
With the ears.

1888
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,240
You got to ask my dad.

1889
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,240
Talk to Big Joe about it already.

1890
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,240
I keep asking him about it.

1891
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:53,240
I keep telling him to come on and ask a string like, you know,

1892
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,240
Sprinkled ears on there from fucking kills from them.

1893
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,240
I don't understand how they didn't rot or they didn't stink or they, I still don't understand.

1894
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:03,240
I'm sure they were past the point because it was like, you know, in the 1890s.

1895
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,240
You have to, you know what I mean?

1896
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:06,240
Like, I don't know.

1897
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,240
You got to ask my dad.

1898
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,240
He said he didn't remember, he didn't know how the process was.

1899
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,240
But I'm not sure he has something to figure out.

1900
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:18,240
I really don't want to take that into Google though.

1901
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,240
How do you?

1902
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,240
Yeah.

1903
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,240
Yeah.

1904
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,240
I don't want to have that.

1905
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,240
No, dude.

1906
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,240
You asked about the Vietnam.

1907
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,240
How did the, why did the nine guys?

1908
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:30,240
Yeah.

1909
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:31,240
Yeah.

1910
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,240
Well, no, they're going to say why they did it.

1911
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,240
But I mean, I don't know how they, how, how do they make them?

1912
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:38,240
Well, maybe they dip them in lacquer or something when they get home.

1913
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:42,240
From Maldives or maybe it does fucking because I mean, that's got stink.

1914
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,240
It does start getting rotten and getting shriveled.

1915
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:49,240
Yeah, I mean, well, you're mind you're in a little different mentality out there.

1916
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:50,240
Yes.

1917
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,240
Yes.

1918
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,240
Maybe they keep them on ice.

1919
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,240
I think it's jungle.

1920
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,240
I mean, not a joke, bro.

1921
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,240
Now you're really talking.

1922
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,240
That's funny.

1923
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:01,240
Yeah.

1924
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,240
Crazy stuff.

1925
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,240
I understand how that works, but I mean, you got to be real sick.

1926
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,240
I would have loved to experience Vietnam as long as I was guaranteed to, you know,

1927
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,240
survive with all my limbs.

1928
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,240
Yeah.

1929
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:14,240
I mean, well, there's a lot of mental fucking wounds that.

1930
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:15,240
Yeah.

1931
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:16,240
Happens, you know, yeah.

1932
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,240
A lot of drug addicts.

1933
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:21,240
Well, I was like, when you're young 18 and you're going to kill people, you're not thinking

1934
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,240
about it then, but once you come back and it's like, man, all these people.

1935
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,240
And your country spit on you.

1936
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,240
Yeah.

1937
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,240
All these people I killed.

1938
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,240
I know my dad's friends from now on were fucking crazy.

1939
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:34,240
You know, my dad's friends were mostly pretty crazy, but the non guys are really crazy.

1940
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:40,240
But I also remember when I was a little kid, anytime you would read in the paper and my

1941
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:45,240
dad would read us these big long articles and then the last sentence would always be in

1942
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,240
the need.

1943
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,240
Vietnam veteran.

1944
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,240
Yeah.

1945
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,240
No, no, X Marine.

1946
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,240
Oh, okay.

1947
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,240
It was always an X Marine.

1948
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,240
But then my dad did too.

1949
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:58,240
And I'd do like, oh, and he'd look at us because he was in the Marines and he'd look at us.

1950
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,240
Ben why you guys?

1951
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:01,240
Oh yeah.

1952
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,240
No, my dad did too.

1953
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:03,240
And he was fine.

1954
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:07,240
One of the greatest generations ever.

1955
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,240
It's not one thousand percent.

1956
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,240
Yeah.

1957
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,240
No, they came back, kicked ass and complained.

1958
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,240
What about, he didn't talk about it and shit though.

1959
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,240
Never.

1960
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,240
Well, okay.

1961
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,240
Well, okay.

1962
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,240
So here's the thing.

1963
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,240
You said nightmare.

1964
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,240
Well, he wasn't fine then.

1965
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,240
It wasn't totally fine on scale.

1966
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:23,240
He knew on a dealt.

1967
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,240
He didn't get his arms blown off.

1968
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,240
No, but he still, but still.

1969
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,240
It's still bad to go to war.

1970
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,240
First of all, you're going to have some.

1971
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,240
Let's break it down like this.

1972
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:36,240
Somebody didn't call him a he when he was a she and he didn't lose his mind.

1973
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,240
Right.

1974
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,240
And he was doing pretty damn good from one end on.

1975
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:44,640
I mean, yeah, he wanted, he wasn't supporting burning the flag, but he got, he got drafted

1976
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,640
when he was 18.

1977
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:47,240
Well, that's what they did, man.

1978
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,240
I'm just saying.

1979
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,240
It's from Iowa.

1980
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:50,240
Take it from Iowa.

1981
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,240
And you're in Iowa.

1982
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:52,240
Yeah.

1983
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:57,240
Well, dude, your birthday, you're watching the TV to see if you got drafted.

1984
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,240
Oh yeah.

1985
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,240
They would pull the lottery.

1986
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:00,240
Yeah.

1987
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,240
You're watching TV to see if your number got picked to go to war.

1988
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,240
Yeah.

1989
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,240
That sounds fucking great.

1990
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,240
They were asked out to the jungle.

1991
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,740
Oh, I want to do, I want to do a story about this.

1992
01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:10,740
That's actually pretty cool.

1993
01:08:10,740 --> 01:08:12,240
Oh, Jimmy, good sushi choice.

1994
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:19,240
So now my dad's friend who was in the one dude, I talk about a lot of Jimmy, the dude

1995
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:22,240
they used to sell blow to Zeppelin.

1996
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:28,240
He was truly like, if you're fucked up before you go in, it makes you really a fucked up

1997
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:29,240
person afterwards.

1998
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:35,240
You know, like if you have a tendency to go that way, be like, what?

1999
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:38,240
Well, some people could really like it out there.

2000
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,240
Yeah, he did.

2001
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:43,240
And I got to tell you off camera what he would tell me.

2002
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,240
But I'll tell you right now, though.

2003
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:46,240
You have to get a jostler.

2004
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,240
You die.

2005
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:48,240
Well, yeah.

2006
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,240
You know what I mean?

2007
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,240
There's no, oh, I like killing.

2008
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:56,240
You are a killer because the jungle is coming at you.

2009
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:57,240
Here, let me read this to you.

2010
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,240
I want to read this to you because I actually, this is pretty crazy.

2011
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,240
We're talking about this.

2012
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:08,240
So during the Vietnam War, Medal of Honor recipient master Sergeant, master Sergeant Roy

2013
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:14,240
Benavades found himself with 37 puncture wounds, exposed, unexposed intestine, a broken jaw,

2014
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:18,240
and was completely caked in blood, thought for dead.

2015
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:23,240
He appeared to be dead until he spit in the face of a doctor who was zipping him up in

2016
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:24,240
a body bag.

2017
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,240
Oh, my God.

2018
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,240
This is the guy right there.

2019
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,240
He's the, what do you call it?

2020
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,240
He's the baddest man in the world.

2021
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,240
He's based on Rambo.

2022
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,240
Wow.

2023
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,240
They sort of bathe.

2024
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:34,240
37 puncture wounds.

2025
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,240
This is crazy.

2026
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,240
This guy's story.

2027
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,240
I read about it.

2028
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:41,240
I watched it for about 30 minutes on him yesterday.

2029
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,240
That's a lot of puncture wounds.

2030
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:47,240
He's like joined the military and he wanted to be a paratrooper.

2031
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:48,240
And he ended up in this.

2032
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,240
And they said you're going to be a pin cushion, I think.

2033
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,240
No, no.

2034
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:52,240
That was with the Marchantole.

2035
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:57,800
He wanted to be a paratrooper, so he was like driving these like kernels around in generals

2036
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:02,240
and he struck up a conversation and he was like, he told the guy, he's like, I will

2037
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,240
pay out of my own pocket to go to paratrooper school.

2038
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,240
Wow.

2039
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:08,240
And the guy's like, hey, if you're serious and you can do it.

2040
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,240
Yeah.

2041
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,240
And he was like, it was old, like a little bit older.

2042
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,840
Actually, no, he was kind of young actually at this point in time.

2043
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,920
So he went there.

2044
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:23,040
He fucking stepped on a landmine, but it didn't, the shrapnel didn't come up.

2045
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:26,600
Just a concussion came up and it was so bad.

2046
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:32,840
His whole ass like concave and bruised and it took his spine and smashed his brain into

2047
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,720
the top of his head.

2048
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,840
He couldn't walk for that.

2049
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:41,120
He said, ow, I think it's the curse words.

2050
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:44,960
So they find them, they take them back to the States and they're like, you're never

2051
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:45,960
going to walk again.

2052
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:46,960
He's like, go shit it.

2053
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,400
And he was like, fuck this.

2054
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:56,120
And he would climb out of his bed every night and he would climb up and crawl to the wall

2055
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,720
and then crawl back.

2056
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:03,520
And first the nurses would scold him and shit, but then everybody was cheering him on.

2057
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:07,400
So he taught himself how to regain his walk, talk.

2058
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,360
He became one of the first green berets.

2059
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,560
Oh man.

2060
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,960
And went back to Vietnam.

2061
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:13,960
Wow.

2062
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,680
Do you want to hear something that's my dad's buddy Jimmy?

2063
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:22,000
Well listen, and then listen, so then he goes back and then what do you call it?

2064
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:29,920
He's like a liaison to these, to like, not the NBA, but to like these offshoots of little

2065
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:35,840
factions that are fighting against what do you call it, the NBA and stuff like that.

2066
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:40,080
So they send these guys out and he decides to stay to catch them sleep because he was

2067
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,280
on patrol all night long.

2068
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:45,560
Goes back, hits the rack.

2069
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:51,800
These guys go out, they get caught, they're literally cutting through the jungle.

2070
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:55,760
They run into another team cutting through the jungle.

2071
01:11:55,760 --> 01:12:01,800
So these guys, they're communicating back and forth trying to say that they're not,

2072
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,480
they were dressed like, you know, black, like you know what I mean?

2073
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:05,840
Like that looked like Americans.

2074
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,480
They only had their dog tags on.

2075
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:11,160
So then something happens and a firefight ensues.

2076
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,880
So then they call, they radio in to get helicoptered out.

2077
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:17,720
They're like, fuck you, keep on with your mission and keep going forward.

2078
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:23,200
So then they keep going forward and as they're going forward, another NBA group comes in

2079
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,480
contact with them and then we call it.

2080
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:31,080
So then they're fighting the NBAs now and then now they call in another airstrike.

2081
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:36,920
They were flying so low with the jets, they could feel the heat off the engine and they

2082
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,680
were napalming these guys.

2083
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:46,040
So then this guy hears this, the Ray Bendevez guy, I think I'm saying his name right, Benavides

2084
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,080
or something like that.

2085
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:54,360
So he hops on another copter, so two helicopters get shot down trying to extract these guys.

2086
01:12:54,360 --> 01:13:01,520
He hops in a helicopter with a medical kit and a bowie knife, not even armed, gets dropped

2087
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:08,920
off at the point and then goes down into this area and rescues these guys.

2088
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:15,280
And comes back and he's like the same, that's what I was reading, all those puncture rooms,

2089
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:16,920
his jaw was broken, all that shit.

2090
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,920
Well, this didn't happen, here's what happened to him.

2091
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,360
Dude, this one men were men.

2092
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:25,160
But they couldn't, all of the team got killed and they thought everybody got killed, but

2093
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:29,200
they found a guy that actually was with them and he totally corroborated the whole story.

2094
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,240
Hey, how about this man?

2095
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:36,800
My dad's friend Jimmy, he went out like five times where everybody got killed except him.

2096
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,920
He told me that he killed, he was the guy that they would get the money together that

2097
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:47,040
killed a bad leader, so he killed the lieutenant or whoever, didn't know what he was doing

2098
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:48,760
to get a better guy.

2099
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:52,200
But he said he kept going back, so eventually he got to talk to him.

2100
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,200
And his own lieutenant?

2101
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,200
Yeah, yeah.

2102
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,200
Oh, Jesus.

2103
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:59,960
And he also said he killed more blacks and he did, oh man.

2104
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:00,960
And I'm like holy shit.

2105
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,640
And he's like, yeah, you know, and he's also fucking, he's like, and I killed a lot of

2106
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:05,640
motherfuckers there.

2107
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,880
He was really, he was crazy.

2108
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:11,080
But he got machine gun like that though.

2109
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,080
He did.

2110
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,640
Well, he was, he was heavily damaged needles.

2111
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:15,640
Trust me.

2112
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:16,640
He was like a gangster guy.

2113
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,280
I could say this because he's dead now.

2114
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,520
I know, but everybody's got damage from war.

2115
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:27,280
He got machine gunned and they told him he would never walk again and he said fuck that.

2116
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:34,400
And when he initially got hit, he said they right on your forehead with a grease pencil

2117
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,600
the last time they shot you up with dope.

2118
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,600
Oh, of course you did.

2119
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:40,120
He would just keep wiping that down, wiping that off.

2120
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:42,960
And be like, oh.

2121
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:43,960
You know.

2122
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:44,960
He knew the tricks.

2123
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:49,800
Yeah, and fucking, he was a very, very fucked up guy.

2124
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:54,280
He's the guy that beat the shit out of my drummer in my own house in front of my mom.

2125
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,600
And we're getting ready to practice?

2126
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:57,600
No.

2127
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:58,600
Just no.

2128
01:14:58,600 --> 01:14:59,600
I don't know where.

2129
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:04,360
He was drunk and he's at my house and he's crying about some mobster dude that just got

2130
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:10,600
trunked and he wants to go to the funeral, but he's too fucked up to drive and he's asking

2131
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:11,800
me to go with them.

2132
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,240
And my mom's like, don't go, don't go.

2133
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,840
And I'm like, yeah, heaven and ha, no man.

2134
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,520
I don't want to go, Jim.

2135
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,560
We're going to practice and stuff.

2136
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:22,280
So my drummer comes in.

2137
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:26,160
He's some dude motorcycle guy pulls off his helmet.

2138
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:28,200
Now when I say motorcycle guy, not a biker.

2139
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:34,320
I'm talking like a power ranger looking motorcycle guy, you know, with suits and all that shit.

2140
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:35,320
Right.

2141
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:36,320
Right.

2142
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:37,320
And in the rain, he rides all the time.

2143
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:38,320
Like old wings and stuff.

2144
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:39,320
Yeah.

2145
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:45,920
And so he comes in and fucking Jimmy's like, we're going to practice and he's the drummer

2146
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,920
and Jimmy's like, you're here to play.

2147
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,920
And he's like, yeah.

2148
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:56,480
And he just smashes the guy in the face, punches him in the face real hard, then punches him

2149
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,200
again, gives him a left.

2150
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:02,720
He's going down, punches him in the back of the head when he's down, kicks him.

2151
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:03,720
Didn't even see this coming.

2152
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:06,080
And it was my buddy that we're about to jam.

2153
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,080
He's here and he's like, hey, what's going on?

2154
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:09,080
You know what I mean?

2155
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:10,080
Oh man.

2156
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,080
And my mom is like, what are you doing?

2157
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,080
What's wrong with you?

2158
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:15,080
Freaking out.

2159
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,080
And my friend is like, what the fuck?

2160
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,280
And he's like, he said he wanted to play.

2161
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:20,280
And I'm like, dude, he's my drummer.

2162
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,720
And he's like, oh, I just thought it was some dude.

2163
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:23,720
He thinks we're in a bar.

2164
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,720
We're at my mom's house in the kitchen.

2165
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,720
I'm like, dude, this is my friend.

2166
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:32,240
A younger guy walks in, yeah, like a young kid walks in.

2167
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,480
And he just, you know, starts beating the shit out of him.

2168
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:42,560
And I mean, kicked his ass and now he's got like, my mom gives him a bag of frozen peas

2169
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,560
or corn or whatever.

2170
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:44,560
And he's holding it on.

2171
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:45,560
We're past time.

2172
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:51,920
So I got to say, oh, wait, real quick, let's hear it.

2173
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:56,560
That guy and his mission, like, just real men were men back then.

2174
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,880
That's when they used to do, that was the first time they used to do a halo drop.

2175
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:00,880
You know what I mean?

2176
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:01,880
High altitude.

2177
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:02,880
High altitude.

2178
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:03,880
Low opening.

2179
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:07,160
So these guys, they would, this was the first time they did this.

2180
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:08,160
Drop hard and open.

2181
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:12,600
They would drop from probably, I don't know if it was like 30, 15 to 20,000 feet where

2182
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,200
radar can't detect you.

2183
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,800
And then you jump out of the plane.

2184
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,960
You're like a, like a pencil going straight down.

2185
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,640
So radar, radar can't detect you.

2186
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:24,520
And then you open when you reach a thousand or a little below a thousand feet.

2187
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:27,520
That's when you open the parish, but that's where you go behind enemy lines.

2188
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,520
Talk about fucking nerve wracking.

2189
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,520
Kill mission.

2190
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:31,520
At night.

2191
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:34,560
They're gonna kill or die or break your leg.

2192
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:36,800
They would call it a SOG mission.

2193
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:38,240
Suicide on ground.

2194
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:44,400
Because you're going in there, no dog tags, no affiliate, like you would have eaten anything.

2195
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:48,280
Well they said the CIA, well I don't know if it was back then, but they would make you

2196
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,960
weapons with no serial numbers.

2197
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,400
Yeah, ghost guns and shit.

2198
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,120
But they would make crazy stuff too.

2199
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:56,200
Making poison darts and stuff like that.

2200
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:57,200
Like every, like high.

2201
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,360
You're going into assassinations.

2202
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:02,320
Oh, you know, also the biggest scam too is the military.

2203
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:04,960
Like, hey, well you're young, everything's expensive.

2204
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,720
Come here and get your money to go to college and do all the things.

2205
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,640
Yeah, but here's the other thing though.

2206
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:18,240
Like I gotta say, like people like my own dad, who was going down a bad path probably

2207
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,120
if he didn't go to the military.

2208
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:23,000
Remember that if they went to jail and you go to the military.

2209
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:28,240
Yeah, well that was my cousin Larry, but I remember when he went to the army I'm like

2210
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:31,960
oh, awesome, you're going to the army all of a sudden out of the blue and he's like

2211
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:35,400
yeah, he's all sad about it and I'm like why aren't you happy?

2212
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:36,400
He's like, ugh.

2213
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,400
I remember going to college.

2214
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:42,080
And my dad explained to me, he has like, he had to go to the army or else he had to

2215
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:49,080
go to jail and fucking, that was like the first run of like boot camp type bullshit.

2216
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,080
It was like back then.

2217
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:54,760
It was like, you know, 1975 or something.

2218
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:55,760
That's crazy stuff.

2219
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,760
Dude, you know what the CIA does, you know how the CIA, the CIA.

2220
01:18:58,760 --> 01:18:59,760
What don't they do?

2221
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:06,760
Well, you know how the US government, they have to follow the rules of war basically.

2222
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:08,400
Yeah, the Geneva Convention.

2223
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,400
All that stuff.

2224
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:10,400
Everybody's supposed to be.

2225
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,400
The CIA doesn't.

2226
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:12,400
Of course they don't.

2227
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:15,200
They have something that's called Title 50.

2228
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,200
Yeah, okay.

2229
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,120
Where they don't have to follow any rules.

2230
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,120
They could do whatever.

2231
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:22,840
Like if we can't go to another like, you know when we killed Osama?

2232
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,040
Yeah, that was fake.

2233
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:28,840
Well, we weren't, let's say, you know, the guy that was representing Pakistan, so we

2234
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,600
can't invade their country to go kill somebody.

2235
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:36,400
But like technically the CIA can be like, okay, we want these seals to do it.

2236
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:40,560
Now under Title 50, they're part of the CIA now.

2237
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,320
The CIA can do whatever they want.

2238
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,320
They can do whatever they want.

2239
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:48,160
So now they put them under Title 50.

2240
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,760
How many countries have they been involved with as overthrowing?

2241
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:51,760
Oh, yeah.

2242
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:55,560
All of them since they've been invented.

2243
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,680
Well they've been teaching other countries how to overthrow other people too forever.

2244
01:19:58,680 --> 01:19:59,680
How to torture all that stuff.

2245
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:00,680
And the infiltrate.

2246
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:02,680
I should say, enhanced interrogation.

2247
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:08,440
No, the CIA is the number one perpetrator of training other enemies, or training other

2248
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,160
combatants to fight our enemies.

2249
01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:12,160
And then all of a sudden they turn on us.

2250
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:13,720
I mean, we're notorious for that.

2251
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:14,720
That's the thing, man.

2252
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,960
It's like a, you know, it's like that Stockholm syndrome thing.

2253
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:18,960
I don't know about that.

2254
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:19,960
We love the CIA.

2255
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,960
Well, most people do think they're great.

2256
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:23,960
Well, they think it's the CIA's great.

2257
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:24,960
No, no.

2258
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:26,960
The thing is, there's a lot of dumb people.

2259
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,960
They're good for us.

2260
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:32,960
They don't understand the capacity of the CIA.

2261
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:33,960
They see it on TV.

2262
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:34,960
You know what I mean?

2263
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:38,960
It's all, as soon as you cut one leg, like an onion, you know what I mean?

2264
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,960
Once you keep on peeling it, you're going to find out.

2265
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,960
There's a lot more layers in it.

2266
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,960
The more nefarious things that they've done.

2267
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,960
You know, Bay of Pigs.

2268
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:47,960
Pigs of Bay.

2269
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,960
I mean, Ukraine war.

2270
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,960
Then they're going to feed the pigs.

2271
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:52,960
Taliban.

2272
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:53,960
Every war that's ever happened.

2273
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,960
Every single thing that America has intervened in.

2274
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:56,960
World War II.

2275
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:57,960
9-11.

2276
01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:58,960
Hezbollah.

2277
01:20:58,960 --> 01:20:59,960
Lamamas.

2278
01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:00,960
Well, 9-11.

2279
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:04,960
I mean, that was, I mean, I was watching this thing with Momar Qaddafi about.

2280
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:05,960
Momar was a good guy.

2281
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:08,960
About, what do you call it, how he said that.

2282
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,960
Anyone named Momar for one thing?

2283
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,960
He's like, he's like, he's like Larry King.

2284
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:16,960
And Larry King's like, oh, you don't believe the Taliban did?

2285
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:22,960
He's like, you think these guys from Afghanistan, he's like, no planes flew from Afghanistan.

2286
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,960
He's like, where did the planes fly?

2287
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,960
He's like, they flew from your own country.

2288
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,960
He's like, the people were in your country.

2289
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:31,960
He's like, they were training in your country.

2290
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,960
And then Larry King goes to commercial break.

2291
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:34,960
Yeah.

2292
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:35,960
Like he can't.

2293
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:40,960
Qaddafi was a threat to America after a while because, you know, all the underground aquifers

2294
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:41,960
they had.

2295
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:42,960
Yeah.

2296
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:45,960
They wanted to give, oh, he wanted to give, because you can use that for, to put it in

2297
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,960
the air, you can use that for, to produce energy.

2298
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:48,960
Yeah.

2299
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:50,960
So he wanted free energy for everybody.

2300
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:51,960
And then he wanted Africa.

2301
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:52,960
He wanted to help Africa.

2302
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:56,960
So they didn't want that because they got the money locked down.

2303
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,960
They never seen the video of that when they kill them?

2304
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:00,960
No.

2305
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:01,960
It's crazy.

2306
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:05,960
They jam, they jam guns up his ass and shit and all this crazy stuff.

2307
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:06,960
They beat the tarot.

2308
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:07,960
Well, you know what?

2309
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:10,960
It was just like Diddy when you're not needed anymore.

2310
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,960
You know, when you're not in the air.

2311
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:13,960
You're not in the air.

2312
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:15,960
They're fucking hired.

2313
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:16,960
What's that?

2314
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:17,960
Was he still alive?

2315
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:18,960
Yeah.

2316
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:19,960
Well, that's when they just threw him to the wolves.

2317
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:20,960
Basically they had them.

2318
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:21,960
Yeah.

2319
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:24,960
They basically fed the people a bunch of lies and they just started to over.

2320
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:25,960
Yeah, they started a coup.

2321
01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:26,960
Yeah.

2322
01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:27,960
It wasn't Bloodless.

2323
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:28,960
I'll tell you that right now.

2324
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:29,960
No, no, no.

2325
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:33,080
They bring in another puppet regime and another Psyop begins until we can, until we lose faith

2326
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:34,080
in that one.

2327
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,960
Just like every look at Haiti right now.

2328
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:36,960
Holy crap.

2329
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:37,960
Woo.

2330
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:41,240
I remember hearing a story of Qaddafi when he went to I think it was Italy or something

2331
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:42,240
like that.

2332
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:50,360
He ordered like 50 women from the local brothel and had them all come in and he started reading

2333
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:55,360
the Quran to him and telling these women, you know, get out of this life you're living.

2334
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,860
Do something better for yourselves.

2335
01:22:56,860 --> 01:22:57,860
No kidding.

2336
01:22:57,860 --> 01:23:00,360
He had the only female, what do you call it?

2337
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:02,360
See now that sounds great to me.

2338
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,360
Yeah, the Quran, you don't want to read that.

2339
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:05,360
That's garbage.

2340
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,360
Well, no, but it sounds great that he was telling these women not to be born.

2341
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,360
Yeah.

2342
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:10,560
But at the same time he's doing very horrible things.

2343
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,560
Oh yeah.

2344
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,840
I don't even like there's, he's almost as bad as needles.

2345
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:15,840
Yeah.

2346
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:16,840
Well, he said, not that bad.

2347
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:17,840
I know.

2348
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:18,840
What do you mean man?

2349
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:20,340
Children and stuff like that.

2350
01:23:20,340 --> 01:23:24,280
Like he would go into a village and tap children on the head and they would just take them.

2351
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:25,280
Yeah.

2352
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:26,280
What did he do?

2353
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:27,780
He was half time showed a basketball game.

2354
01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:30,560
You think I mean he would go to a village, tap on a child's head.

2355
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,080
And then they take him for a weird sex or shit.

2356
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,080
Yeah.

2357
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,080
You never hear him.

2358
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,400
And then either they would kill them or he could turn into slaves.

2359
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,400
Yeah.

2360
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:40,400
Okay.

2361
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:41,400
I didn't know that about him.

2362
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,400
That's cool.

2363
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:43,400
But you know who's the thing?

2364
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:44,400
People in that region were all blisters.

2365
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,400
These motherfuckers are no different.

2366
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:47,400
Who's not?

2367
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,920
Do I need to spell it out for you?

2368
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:51,480
You keep on saying this.

2369
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:53,720
Everybody that we have in charge of us.

2370
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:54,720
Oh yeah.

2371
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:55,720
Well not everybody.

2372
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:56,720
Hillary.

2373
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:57,720
Just about.

2374
01:23:57,720 --> 01:23:58,720
A lot of them.

2375
01:23:58,720 --> 01:23:59,720
A good amount of them.

2376
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:04,800
Listen, why do low level pedophiles get arrested and not the ones that really matter?

2377
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:05,800
Because they're in charge.

2378
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:06,800
Otherwise they'd all get arrested.

2379
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:07,800
Otherwise they'd all get arrested.

2380
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:08,800
Otherwise they'd all get arrested.

2381
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,880
And why are the low level prostitutes?

2382
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:12,880
Not prostitutes, pedophiles.

2383
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:13,880
No, I'm just saying.

2384
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:17,960
Why are the low level prostitutes the ones that are always attracted to me?

2385
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,520
Or I'm attracted to them.

2386
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:22,520
I don't know what you're talking about.

2387
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:24,200
Because they're dirty bags.

2388
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,680
We like dirt bags.

2389
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,200
I like sc…

2390
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:31,800
I mean if a prostitute is attracted to you, I don't know if that's good or bad.

2391
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:36,840
You never had a prostitute give it to you for nothing?

2392
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:42,280
Okay, I mean remember when you were during that day though?

2393
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:47,800
I mean if you're going to go through the term style that day so she might have just

2394
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:48,800
not been ready.

2395
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:49,800
That's what…

2396
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:50,800
I need to work.

2397
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:51,800
Who was telling me that she's a little bit…

2398
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:52,800
Look at how tiny it is.

2399
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:53,800
You're for free.

2400
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:54,800
This ain't even going to hurt.

2401
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,800
Whatever.

2402
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:56,800
It ain't a wound.

2403
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:57,800
You could do me the butt.

2404
01:24:57,800 --> 01:24:58,800
I was just projecting.

2405
01:24:58,800 --> 01:24:59,800
Oh, okay.

2406
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:09,800
A lot of the clients ask Tom.

2407
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,680
Forget it.

2408
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:17,800
You could ask Tom on your own time about a lot of the patients that come in that I've

2409
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,800
associated with.

2410
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:21,280
At the clinic?

2411
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,280
Yeah.

2412
01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:23,280
At the clinic.

2413
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:24,280
That is not the place to hook up with people.

2414
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:25,280
It's not where I hook up.

2415
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:26,280
It's where they end up.

2416
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:27,280
Yeah, what are you giving them?

2417
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:28,280
And what do you have?

2418
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,280
Ask Tom.

2419
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:33,800
So you're like just passing all this stuff around?

2420
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:34,800
Cut to Tom's free hand.

2421
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:37,160
He's not understanding what I'm talking about.

2422
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:40,600
Okay, so you hang out with them and then they end up at the clinic for STDs.

2423
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:41,600
No, not STDs.

2424
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:42,600
That's what you do to civil.

2425
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:43,600
Other things.

2426
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:44,600
Other damn things.

2427
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:45,600
No, they have pets.

2428
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:46,600
No, they have pets.

2429
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:47,600
Oh, there you go.

2430
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:48,600
Okay.

2431
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:49,600
So listen, go to Tom's free…

2432
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:50,600
Go to doghead herpes then.

2433
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:51,600
Yeah.

2434
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:59,240
Go to Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinarian services for any of your household needs around

2435
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:03,560
the Netherlands in your pet area, in your car region.

2436
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:07,440
The Netherlands, not the Netherlands.

2437
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:09,440
I'm the dummy.

2438
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:10,440
Whatever.

2439
01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:16,600
If you go to the Netherlands, don't go to Emily, they do whatever.

2440
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:23,240
Hey, Netherlands, a lot of our customers, when Tom is in the Netherlands, when he's

2441
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:29,760
in Amsterdam, he treats a lot of them on the spot at the fucking spot in the Netherlands.

2442
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,760
He was just confusing in Amsterdam.

2443
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:35,240
You man hanging in the jungle and your wiener's a little fungal.

2444
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:38,240
Go to Tom's free clinic.

2445
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:40,880
That's pretty good, Niels.

2446
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:43,800
All right, you guys have a great day.

2447
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:44,800
Yeah, thanks.

2448
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:45,800
If you're listening to Peace, we love you.

2449
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:46,800
Like, follow, subscribe.

2450
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,520
Thank you very much for listening.

2451
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:49,800
Yes, man.

2452
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:54,120
We love you and I also want to thank God and Jesus for letting me live another day.

2453
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:55,120
Yeah, Matt, you're gay.

2454
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:57,360
I haven't said that in a while.

2455
01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,360
It's real nice.

2456
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:04,560
Here's our real professional outro song.

2457
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:05,560
Peace.

2458
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:06,560
Later.

2459
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:07,560
Later.

2460
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:20,200
See you there.