time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
Real fuckin' glad to be here.
We got Kiki.
How you guys doing?
Not too bad.
How are you doing today?
Not too bad.
We got to do an early episode because Larry's got to head down to Boys Town for a Cinco
de Gallo party.
Oh, geez.
And it starts with the camera.
Come on, you weirdo.
Here we go.
Well, it's a punk rock Friday night at the taco joint and I got to go.
Yeah, those words never came out of your mouth.
That's all right.
Is that a thing now, like every weekend they have there?
Yeah, yeah.
That's pretty cool.
They have punk shows every Friday?
Yeah, I liked it when it was better.
I liked it better when it was on Saturday because it didn't interfere with the show,
but I wish you guys would come with me, man.
You can't come with you.
I got to work.
People, you know, I'm not a sugar baby.
I got to pay the bills.
I'm going to have to know someone to take care of me.
Like going out one night makes me some kind of sugar baby.
No, not doing anything every day of the week.
Makes you a sugar baby.
At least he's like, you want to skim the pool?
I'm like, it's your sugar baby duty.
Isn't that in your contract?
No.
I actually used to love skim the pool.
Dude, that was my morning routine.
I lived in Cali with you every morning.
I drink my cup of coffee and smoke a joint.
Well, here's the thing.
Right now it's helicopter season and my next door neighbor's got that silver maple and
it's like I'm fucking fighting a losing war.
I told you we should cut that fucking thing down.
It's not in my yard.
Exactly.
That's why we cut it down.
Oh, it's hanging over.
I can see it right there.
Is that it right there?
No, no, it's to the right.
I mean, if the people at home, if you listen to all the episodes, you will remember back
to the episode where I threw my branches from his tree back into his yard that fell into
my yard and he's like, what are you doing?
I'm like, fuck you, dude.
These are your branches.
Because this is how he talks to people.
And then I told my buddy and everybody said that I was probably in the wrong.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not dead.
No.
Honestly, no way to say it.
Don't get behind him at all.
No.
I'm with Larry on this one.
Well, because seriously, any branch hanging over your property like in your fence, you
can technically make them chop that shit.
Sure.
Yeah.
But if one of the branches fell and broke it and broke the fence at one point.
Yes, it did.
Yeah.
I mean, if like one branch fell, I'd probably just clean it up.
Well, no, it's the tone that he used.
I know.
That's what it is.
Hey, fucker, here's your branch.
No, I didn't say that.
Rather than, oh shit.
I did.
He did.
He's like, I know, CROV now.
This is your fucking branch.
It was before that.
Here's what I had.
Look at him smiling, you see?
I did.
You can tell he's a fucking sneak-fee flyer.
Especially with this.
Look at him.
He can't, he's laughing.
I love it.
All I said was the guy's like, why?
The wife's a cunt.
No, no.
He said, why do you hate me, man?
I'm like, I don't fucking hate you, dude.
I hate your tree, man.
You're cool.
I mean, I got no problem with you.
And the guy is, you know, I told him, come on, dude, do something with this shit.
No, he should maintain that, like he should.
And he doesn't at all.
This thing is a widow maker.
Let's work on his weight first and then we can work on it.
Oh, Mary is getting the phone.
This is the greatest part of the Larry and Needle show, is that this computer-
My wife is getting the phone call.
She was hooked up to Mary's phone.
Oh, Mary, I know.
Can you click on the top right there?
No, yeah, you should answer it, too.
No, not-
I don't know who it is.
No, don't answer it, but you can get rid of it.
It's Alana.
What's the red thing?
All right, that's the-
Okay, dude.
I mean, dude.
I think this is a real, real high production company that we run here.
We're getting phone calls through our-
Through our gear.
Oh, man.
Oh, boy.
So let's talk about Pee Wee Manchester United.
Godzilla and Company.
Oh, we got a new place for Godzilla on the team, but I'll get there first.
So we had a game on Sunday.
And you know what?
Any injuries?
Well, the guys are really breaking the mold for Asians.
They really are.
First of all, they were late.
I mean, yeah.
They're late?
They were late.
Oh, my lord.
So what happens is that-
He's like white track.
I don't know.
I mean, these kids, they got big, fat hands.
They couldn't work at the iPhone factory.
Wow.
Okay.
They're big chubbers.
They can't get them into a mine or nothing.
So they're fat on like-
So they're food Asians.
Yeah, so if you've got them-
Too big to go in the tunnels.
What the hell?
Too- too hard to fit in the tunnel.
Well, they're our children, so-
You know what I mean?
They're not having to have that bait down there.
So the ref takes us, they don't each team out on the field.
She checks them for shin guards.
You know, she tells the rules and stuff.
They all need to have their proper shit or else they won't start, huh?
So the sushi brothers roll up all giggly.
I'm like, I don't know what the hell these kids are doing.
They're watching Hentai or something before they get there.
So they walk up and I look and I'm like-
Oh, shit.
Godzilla, ying.
I don't call him that, you know.
What's his name?
What's would be funny if I didn't get him a shirt with a name tag in the back.
That's the last one.
Ying ying.
The trip he wrecks on it.
So like Godzilla, like where's your shin guards?
And he's like, hee hee hee.
Like, you know, like the Asian left?
Like Pikachu.
Like, yeah, like bro.
I'm like, it's like, I haven't even finished my cup of coffee yet and you're already pushing.
I'm like, God, just grant me the serenity.
You just got here.
To deal with the sushi.
They didn't even walk on the field yet and they can't even play.
I'm like, the coach is like, you can't play, you don't have shin guards and he's all pissed
because you know, Godzilla is capable.
Yeah.
You better stand five foot back when you-
He might fucking blow some fire your way.
And hide your water.
Yeah, hide your water bottle.
So we're like, dude, Godzilla, you can't play without shin guards and then here comes
tuna roll behind him and he's got no shin guards on you.
Oh man.
And I'm like, you guys live together.
I couldn't even figure out that you need one set of shin guards.
Yeah, nobody has them.
And they're like, you know, they do this like laugh and I'm getting ready to throw this
kid, you know, I'm just begging God for the serenity to deal with these children right
now.
It's like 9.45 in the morning.
So the coach is like, you can't play.
He's already fed up with Godzilla and sushi brothers.
They ejected, they're ejected.
No, he's like, you can't play.
It's like, you know, I'm like, listen, when the other guys borrow some, we'll borrow,
we'll switch them up.
No, they need to remember it because he's got, he's still up with Godzilla.
After he threw his water bottle, I think he really, really, really has a resentment towards
the child.
Godzilla crossed the line in the sand with this fucking guy.
So poor fucking Godzilla.
So we're sitting there on the sidelines and the first sushi book, we'll call him tuna
roll.
So tuna roll goes in first.
Okay.
And he's getting a little handsy out there.
You know, they both are.
I don't know what these guys are.
I mean, I think they just practice karate all day long.
I think Godzilla is the older brother.
Yeah, Godzilla is the older brother.
So we're sitting on the sideline and the ref makes a call and we're like, oh, I can't
believe that happened.
Godzilla starts yelling at the ref.
I'm going to get you.
I'm like, what are you doing, bro?
I'm like, you can't beat me.
I'm like, what the hell is the hell is her?
Oh man.
He's like, calm down.
Like just yelling on the parent.
He's like, watch W WF in the morning.
I don't know what they're doing.
So I got to calm this kid down.
Somebody does soy sauce on his gum.
Yeah.
All right.
Some little was sobbing.
You know, I don't want to fire him.
So fuckers, soy sauce and Jack Daniels.
Jesus.
I don't like.
It counts.
I'm little bastards.
Right.
It counts.
I mean, this guy's all fired up, man.
I mean, he is.
He's got to get him.
And I'm like, okay, calm down.
He wants that.
He's he's he's actually going after the.
No, he was on the sidelines next to me because I don't know why he's like white on race.
I mean, you know what he likes you, huh?
Oh, he loves me.
You know what he says to me?
Well, does he know?
Does he know that your son has a huge fucking?
Did he loves Godzilla?
No, no.
I told my kid.
He's dying.
So I mean, but I don't mean it to be mean spirited, you know, but it's fun.
It's just funny.
Sometimes you can't take the needles.
I'll marry a needle show.
He stopped the writing.
My kids 10.
Yeah.
He's starting to understand joke.
He's getting it's funny.
So then what do you call it?
So we're standing there and look at he's like, hey, if somebody dies on the field or I kill him, do they get a penalty kick?
I mean, I'm like, what?
I'm like, what are you talking about?
He's like, I'm just saying if somebody dies on the field or I accidentally kill him, they get, I'm like, you're going to get arrested.
He's like, really?
I'm like, how are you going to kill him?
How is he?
I should say to him, how do you think you're going to?
Yeah, I'm going to talk about schematics or semantics with him.
How are you going to kill someone?
He's thinking about if somebody dies.
Oh, listen, he's playing chess and I'm playing Chakras.
He's plotting a murder out.
Now I'm an accessory because I'm talking with him.
Yeah, he's like, do they get a penalty kick if I do that?
I'm like, dude, I'm like, focus on the game, bro, because he can know the pads.
So then we throw him out on the field and I swear to God, man, he was an Asian, what's that guy, the Tasmanian devil.
He's just bumping off.
There's a chick on the team on this other team because for some reason somebody complained that the girls can't play with the boys.
Was she any good?
No, she's very good, but she's brutal because the guys won't touch her.
You know what I mean?
Like she's kicking everybody and the guys are like, what do you want us to do?
I'm like, give it back to her.
Like if she's going to give it back to her, that means that she's ready to take it.
Except Godzilla, you stay away from her.
Yeah, Godzilla, if she kicks you or something, just turn the other cheek, buddy.
So then he's out there like pushing people around and do all this stuff and we're like, dude, we're like, this isn't going to work.
So we found a spot for Godzilla.
He's a goalie.
And let me tell you what Godzilla doesn't goalie.
He's going to be good.
Oh, he is fearless.
He's like that dude that gets shot with the cannonball.
Remember that guy?
Stop it.
Yeah.
It's just like all fast waves going.
No, not Super Dave.
There's this old school old school shot with the cannon just ripples.
All his fat just ripples.
So we're like, all right, you know what?
Where can he touch people?
Where can he do whatever he wants with his hands?
Yeah, he did exactly.
He can do it.
Well, that was that was too.
So then so we throw him in there.
We're like, let's put this kid in goalie.
Let's see what happens.
Man.
So he's in that he's in the net.
And then he's just out there just like wandering around, you know what I mean?
So the ball starts coming towards him.
I yell at him.
He runs at the kid with the ball and the kid freaks out and abandons the ball.
Nice.
He's like a kamikaze.
He came with this kid and I'm just struck.
So now he's like pointing people out.
Like I'm going to get you.
You're intimidating.
I got a bullet with your name on it.
I like it.
Get rid of the ball.
Yeah.
The game is on Saturday at noon tomorrow.
I like it.
It's not that far from here.
But uh, okay.
So he runs and he just completely diverts the attention.
The kid just freaks.
He's a big kid.
So then is he bigger than I am?
No, but he's almost as tall as you do.
It's crazy how big this kid.
So kids are huge now.
He is every single ball that's getting kicked in him.
He aggressively grabs it and then screams when he gets the ball.
Nice.
And I'm like, oh dude, this kid is an animal.
He's intense.
Oh, he loves it.
He's all for the game.
So then now he's kicking the ball and like, he's just calling people out.
Like he's going to take him out.
That's great.
And then he's jibber jabber in the rest from the goal.
I'm like, what are you, not even in the game yet.
He's in your yellow.
He's in his tenure now.
He's like, what was that, Rath?
Pay better attention.
I'm going to walk on the other field.
I'm like Godzilla, Reed Lex, and he is amped up.
Dude, this kid's on like, he's well-read balls already.
He's pulling the post to the goal.
I'm waiting for him to start swinging off.
This guy is ready to go.
I love it.
So basically we were down zero to three in the first quarter.
This is like the best team.
And we all pulled it together, came back, tied it, which is not bad, but hey.
Because no one can get a goal on Godzilla.
No, Godzilla murdered it.
That is fucking great.
Took over Tokyo.
He saved Tokyo this time.
Yeah, he saved Tokyo this time.
So I always have to update on soccer season now.
No, it's very funny.
That's great.
You heard of funny thing about Japanese mothers.
What they used to do with their sons.
What?
What's that?
They used to basically milk them.
Oh, jack the kid off?
Yeah, I heard of that.
I don't know if it's like a, it's a really hard one.
You should be just a bummer, bummer rapper.
I sounded like a bumper.
You had a dream.
No, I heard of this.
No, yeah, Asian, Japanese mothers would like beat off their kids, their boys,
for school to help them sleep and make sure they did their homework.
I'll get the devil out of them.
I don't know what the hell it was, but it's fucking strange.
Oh, it's very strange.
I mean, I know that sounds fucking weird.
Maybe if like a cousin or something did.
A house in a house.
But like, yeah, I'm your mom.
Until how old?
16.
Yeah, I said, I mean, now you just make the fantasies up.
No, I think it was like, it was older too.
It was weird.
Until you get married.
You don't think that's weird?
Do you find weird?
That's definitely weird.
I mean, that is, I thought they sucked him off.
So no, that's a moral.
Yeah.
He sucks him off.
What's that?
He sucks him off.
No, a moral when they give the kids, when they do a brisk for the, the
moral kisses, the penis sucks the blood off.
Oh, I thought you're talking about sephalacea.
And then what happened was parents, parents were getting hurt.
No, no.
You got hurt.
Oh, Mr. Matt.
And they were linking it all back to them, to one moil that was doing this.
So dirtbag moil.
Yeah.
Speaking of moils, fucking, you guys see this, this second bit
actor, Michael Rappapour, I think his name.
Yeah, he went crazy because, you know, Biden's going to cut off aid to.
Israel?
Yeah.
And he's flipping the fuck out.
And it's because, you know, he's like, I'm not going to fuck around.
United States.
He's a never Trump or anything.
I'm not voting for you, Biden.
You're fucking stupid.
You're a dumb fuck.
I don't really care what the guy was saying.
It was just interesting.
You'll steal the election.
Oh, the Biden did one thing though.
He brought the Muslims and the Jews together.
They both fucking can't stand them now.
Oh, I know what I mean.
This guy, this guy saying he wants to bring over at least here like Palestinians to stay
in this country.
Does he forget?
Smart as that.
It's dumb.
Did he forget a 9 11 when 9 11 happened?
Dancing Jews, the last name in our episode.
He probably did forget.
What are the, when that happened, there was cameras in Palestine, the Palestinians were
all cheering.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, let's bring him in.
Please.
Well, now we're going to put these Hamas people, actually people from Hamas next to Jews in
the United States.
Yes.
Listen, I really don't care what the hell is going on.
You know, it's bad.
It's just a bad one.
What's bad?
This anti-Semitism that's going on.
These wars have been going on for thousands of years.
Yeah, but now it's now it's fucking going on openly in the United States.
It's always been going around.
Anti-Semitism is probably tight right now.
Not really, man.
In the world.
I understand that.
We definitely are.
Okay, listen, this shit goes on every fucking day and everybody needs to get their fucking
head out of their ass and realize that it's not going to end.
We're just perpetuating it.
Here's the deal.
If they stay, if they would stop these big, like Soros type funders, these kids won't be
doing this to them.
Right.
They don't know what they're fucking about.
They're doing it for a couple of bucks.
And here's the other thing.
They're like, they're like, they keep going in a week.
Most of the, like three hours a day.
Yeah, but over half of the people were outside agitators and hired in like 40 year old people
that were professional, like they did BLM.
They were there.
They're Soros actors.
Yeah, they're at all of them.
They're at all of them.
And it's easy to brainwash those dumb fucking kids.
Let's be honest.
But here's the deal, though.
Okay, we're giving aid to Israel and we're giving aid to Hamas.
We should be getting the same aid to Hamas and aid to Israel.
Listen, we should just let them fight it out.
That's the thing.
You want to do this?
This is so holy to you.
We need to back the hell out of everything.
Listen, why are we fighting six fucking wars that we have no interest in?
Well, they do have hostages, American hostages.
They're all dead.
Come on, we got reasons.
You want to know why we're giving all this funding to everything?
What is that?
The A-Pack?
Yeah, it's A-Pack.
They back, they donate to everybody in Congress.
Like the ADL.
Yeah.
They donate, you can look all of them up and see how much money they're getting donated.
And they're the ones that all the yes votes.
Yes.
And the whole thing is, is they're also manipulating the justice system right now, which is crazy
to do this in America.
We have lost our ways as being Americans.
Speaking of lost our ways as a justice system, how about what these commies are doing?
They're locked, Joe Biden and company, they're trying to lock up their political opponents
in jail just like, well, why is Trump in fucking court right now?
It's beautiful, it's a fucking court.
They can't even name a...
It's a kangaroo court.
They're doing this to wear him down and pull him take his money.
Who do you think is doing it?
Who do you think is behind it?
Yeah, Biden.
Oh man, are you kidding me?
You are serious.
I am dead fucking serious.
You think Biden, you don't think that NWO, the WHO, all these non-colonial entities are
all behind it?
No, Biden doesn't know what's left of him.
It's way bigger than any person that you've ever seen of Larry.
But they call...
Well, let me tell you that.
This is, let me tell you, Biden doesn't do shit.
The guy look like these shit is antsy, understand.
I understand that.
I know what you're saying about Biden.
Biden's people.
Biden doesn't have his people.
First of all, we talked about...
The people that have Biden propped up, okay?
We talked about KGP, she looks like a watermelon patch kid, okay?
And then we got fucking, what do you call it?
What's her nuts?
Patsky on fucking TV saying, oh, Trump's old, he might die.
Who the fuck says that?
They say that all the time about it.
I know, but I'm saying who says that about a person?
That is just a crazy thing you'll never say.
Mentally, just like psychonics.
If you're like, oh, you can't even say Joe Biden is non-cognitive.
You can't say he looks a fucking robot.
He did an interview the other day.
It was 17 minutes and plus it was scripted.
Oh, the lies he told.
15 lies in 17 minutes.
Well, the funny thing is...
15, 17 minutes.
Okay, that's funny, but they didn't even fact check it.
No.
That just showed what kind of would stick the knees in.
Yeah, they would fact check the fucking shit out of him.
Because he says the most outrageous shit that if you and I said...
Trump never lied.
What's that?
Trump never lied.
I don't know about that.
I don't know, man.
I don't know about that.
Now you're just making a fictitious statement.
No, I'm saying that.
He put fucking Larry Fink in out of bullshit for him.
So right there, I'm gonna tell you, I don't trust Trump that much.
Trump is a fucking plant also.
Well, it's a mark for the government.
They can only do so much.
Yeah, but still.
That's the problem.
Well, you're restricted by Congress and the Senate and the military industrial complex.
Everybody needs their fucking coffers filled.
Well, and he doesn't want to get suicide.
Who's that?
Trump.
Well, that's gonna happen no matter what.
You start screwing over the banks and all this stuff.
Larry, what are you doing?
You can't see the lights reflecting off of it.
No, I was turning it so you could see it.
All right, well, what are you doing in the middle of the podcast?
You're taking my picture, man.
You keep talking.
Nobody's...
Jesus.
Nobody's fucking autistic Larry.
I wasn't cutting anybody out.
I'll tell you what, though.
What's that?
The moment like Trump does win the election.
Yes.
Stock markets, crypto markets, economy, everything is going through the roof.
Well, we'll see about that.
No, I guarantee it'll go through.
Yeah.
Because everybody's gonna be like, all right, it's changing.
It's going back.
Yeah.
It's going back.
Well, yeah, but the problem is...
We're gonna drill, baby, drill.
Well, the problem is that...
You're right, dude.
You're gonna have to wait at the police station or anything, you gotta let it wait a year
till the next model comes out.
Well, no.
Because while he comes in the office initially, he's gonna open the pipeline, gonna try to
close the border.
But the market's all speculation, so it's gonna go up right away.
Yeah, but at the same time, who knows?
There's also speculation that bad shit's gonna happen.
Antifa again, Ryan, you know, the Soros.
Did you see these antifa guys?
They're gonna beat them all down.
Well, fully uniformed and protected.
They got helmets, matching shit.
They look like the Star Wars things.
Some of those guys in the black, the white plastic things, all the soldiers.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what they look like, the antifa guys.
Yeah, stormtroopers.
They look like that, except they're all wearing black.
They got like shin guards, like soccer fucking arm things, helmets.
Did you see them training each other?
Yeah, looked like Krav.
I don't care whatever.
The weak version.
Don't disparage our fucking shit like that.
Don't ever say that again.
I will hit you with your fucking certificate.
They were doing the creative.
They were doing.
No, did you see the protesters, how they came out with like makeshift, like.
Got a half a garbage can.
Plastic.
Get out of the way.
And then he was like running and fell.
Please, like I said, I cannot wait for the DNC boys.
I'm thinking we actually take a table down there into a podcast while everybody's protesting.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll have to set our table up and do a podcast.
I'm down with that.
Yeah, because it's gonna be in our backyard, which I really can't wait for.
In a, yeah.
Yeah, this is a life once in a lifetime thing.
We can crack skulls down there because it happened before.
Yeah.
Well, that was 1960 fucking eight.
Well, with daily, yeah.
With daily and office.
It's a lot different.
It was a couple of years back.
It's a lot different now.
It's not that different.
I'm going to tell you right now, something bad's going to happen.
It was one or two when that happened.
Well, hey, I wasn't old enough to crack skulls.
Maybe I'm grandfathered in.
Well, there you go.
Now you are.
We're with you.
And we're with you.
No, no, I'm serious.
We'll find the blue hairs that identify as animals, we can crack their skull.
So they showed this, I think it was Jesse Waters and he's got one of his people at a
furry convention in New Jersey.
He's asking them who they're going to vote for almost every one of them.
Oh, Biden, Biden.
Yeah, because a weak minded sheep.
So Biden.
Yeah.
Well, they're probably coached too.
They don't know any better.
One guy at one furry said, Trump, baby.
I don't know, I really take a guy's word in a furry suit and it says Trump.
And he was probably just like a coward.
Trust me, they're going to say.
They think that's the secular.
They're going to say Biden if they're wearing a furry thing, at least 20 times out of 21.
What they're going to say is people are going to have sex in animal cactuses.
Yeah, I know.
I don't have a name.
I have a paw.
Can I sign my paw?
Excuse me, can someone please bring up a litter box for me?
I told you when I waited in line and got Lassie's paw print, right?
Yeah, we talked about that.
So your autograph.
What are you calling a Lassie's autograph?
Do you really take, do you really take it?
I thought you was going to write.
Jesus, man.
I mean, rock your name, furry.
I watch my God in more than one way.
Furry, get a cigarette, furry.
We'll talk about all the furries.
Well, vote, you know what, listen, those people are retarded.
They really are.
They're not going to be around much longer.
No, well, it's not even, do they really matter?
The problem is, is that we're not building any military equipment.
We're just sending it to other countries.
We're not getting any military.
We're weak as fuck to it one more time and you're going to get kicked.
Oh man.
Like, mm-hmm.
Just wait, faggot.
He said the F word.
Oh, get your britches all in a bunch.
Fucking chutes.
Whatever.
Oh, like you're going to get upset about that.
So, shit, what we know what,
no better would be to be a deaf person
than a deaf Palestinian right now.
They're dropping by, right?
You don't know what's going on.
You're going about your business.
You're just like, watching dishes.
You're just lucky watching dishes.
Well, dish.
Yeah, they might have a dish.
They might have a dish.
He might be able to feel the vibrations, but...
They're just dropping bombs on your ass
and just looking around.
That's gotta suck though.
Oh, fuck him.
You could tell that you've been hanging around
ten-year-olds at a soccer game.
You're fucking humorous, childish.
Just fuck, man. What's wrong with you?
I mean, it makes no sense.
Oh, you laugh at your own jokes.
I didn't laugh. I was just dying over it.
I'm not dying.
You're the one that's...
He's trying to push the button today.
Oh, what?
I was about to talk about something, but...
Okay.
Fuck.
Aino beads.
Still, I want to say to all these trailer-water fucking makers out there,
nobody has stepped forward.
I'm real disappointed in all of you swill makers.
This is a great headline.
A little sponsor.
Human head found floating in New York Bay
could be linked to the headless body found in the same water.
This is from the post.
That's deep.
Come on.
This is the state of our...
Guess the race of the case.
Oh, you know what?
I was going to say,
keep it PC for a little bit.
Why?
No, I don't want to mention it.
But did you hear about this guy that made this
speech at Ohio State University?
At the Bitcoin?
Yeah, and I thought of you, bro.
He went into like...
First of all, he wrote a speech in Iowa.
A commencement speech.
He played four non-blondes and danced around.
Oh, he was like, send me deluxe.
Yeah, and he went into a Bitcoin spiel, like a commercial.
Like, I just heard of Bitcoin a couple months ago,
and it's the greatest thing.
It's like, get out of there hippie.
Yeah, and the guy was like...
And the kids are sitting there.
He ate some deluxe, didn't he?
But when he wrote the speech or whatever...
No, before he gave it, though.
Oh, I don't know.
He said he was in Iowa when he wrote the speech.
Yeah, when he wrote the speech.
Oh, the pacification of this fucking country is astounding.
That we can't, you know what I mean?
Like, everybody is so fucking butt-off from words now.
Does it really bother you what somebody says?
Like, you think that people would be
riding in the streets for the stupid shots they gave us
or the way that we're making our dollar
and letting all these people into the country
and doing all this bullshit, but they're just out here
being played like pawns for some rich guy's game
and just grinding his hands and smiling.
Sloppy, lazy.
For a $5 bet with another country.
Yeah, they're trading places with the dollar bet.
I bet you with the dollar mortem.
Hey, how about this?
The two managers, the two numbers men that one...
They were partners.
One managed the New York Dolls, the other one managed Aerosmith,
and their fucking whole thing with those bands was strictly on a bet.
See who could make their band get more popular for Aerosmith.
Really?
Yeah.
And then when the other guy with Aerosmith won,
it's like, okay, well, the New York Dolls kind of got fucked.
Just swimming in his shekels?
He was rolling in shekels.
And it was something like a hundred dollars better,
something small, you know?
Bro, you know what, listen, we're all just pawns
and everybody else's game.
You know, you can't eat the food they give us.
You can't drink the water, can't breathe the air.
Dude, do wealthy.
Can't vote, you give no democracy left.
The rich, they live in their own world.
And everybody knows everybody.
And then they tax the shit out of us for nothing.
It's rough, I know.
I live in my own world and all that.
Crazy.
Oh, man.
That's what I was saying.
That's what the computer's ringing.
Yeah.
But the craziness is that everybody,
there's so much just going on right now.
Doesn't it seem overwhelming?
Yes.
Like how much is going on right now?
Everywhere you look, something is going up.
Banks are failing.
The dollar is going down.
Even though every generation, they go through this stuff,
like Cuban Missile Crisis, Vietnam.
There's always somebody, oh, it's gonna be in the real world.
That is true.
Well, they're saying that.
That's true.
But we've been doing this for decades.
But also, every monetary system goes through its phase.
And we're about there.
Oh, yeah.
We're already at the 150-year market.
We're at the fucking cusp of breakdown.
I don't know about that.
We're getting close to 100 years.
I don't know why we're at the cusp of it.
But if there's something needs to be done.
Something needs to be done.
We're at the point where...
Yeah, something needs to be done.
We're at the point where...
You can see what's gonna happen.
The dollar's hurting.
The writing is on the wall, as they say.
Well, they're gonna start doing CBDC and then Brex and all these other places
are just trying to ruin this country and we're letting them do it.
Letting China buy land in our own...
I mean, China bought land next to one of the biggest airbases.
Yes.
And was gonna put in...
Military fucking base.
Yeah, military base, where they train all the fighters and all this other stuff.
A lot of land really close.
But they built...
Right next door.
They wanted to build an air...
Or what do you call it?
The wind farms.
They wanted to build a wind farm, but they did a rating
and you have to have a certain rating to build a wind farm to be profitable or to do anything.
And it was like a three out of like ten.
And they still sold them the land.
They did...
And then they figured out that they were putting cameras on top of everything.
Sure.
And they were...
They don't give a shit about the wind farm.
They had jammers up there.
They were testing all this equipment on us in real time.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh this one were good.
It's a pill, man.
I got all the information.
Yeah, these guys are idiots.
Round out they lost.
They confused.
They don't know what's going on.
Just giving it to them.
They don't know nothing.
You think we're gonna let...
You and I are gonna go to China and just bite land?
Yeah right.
They don't fucking know.
No way, man.
You think any one of us would be able to go to China and get out without somehow ending
up getting arrested and end up in the fucking prison system?
I'm not a decent China boy.
Yeah, so no shit.
That's what I'm saying.
It's really fucking...
All of the Asian broads, man.
They're gonna be crazy to go somewhere like that.
Russia, China.
I mean, anybody, especially like, you know, when they had that dyke fucking basketball
bitch in Russia, yeah, for just like a fucking vape thing, you break any little fucking rule.
First of all, that was a ploy to get out of the deal or death.
That's what I'm saying.
Do you want to be one of those playing cards that they don't...
Yeah, they definitely do.
I don't, because that means you're gonna be in fucking Russian prison, man.
Yeah, I don't...
The Gulag is dead, man.
It sucks.
Oh, it ain't that bad.
Navalny's gonna get.
Well, you know, it's possible...
They're not gonna...
Yeah, they're not gonna destroy that.
I'd rather not be in any fucking locked up situation.
First of all, I'm gonna sit down and I'll be like, let me talk to Putin, because I love
this guy.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
He is...
But Joe Biden, my ass, and I don't care if anybody gets mad at that, because Putin is
the man, and we've all talked about this, how we are pro-Putin here, right?
I am.
We'll bring you that, right?
I am.
God, country, no illegals, no tranny bullshit, no gay stuff, he deemed those people terrorists.
They don't put up with crap.
I mean, listen, you wanna be gay, that's fine.
Just don't go flaunting it around.
Don't shove it into anybody's faces.
Exactly, you know, doing all this...
Because here's the thing, man, you know, fucking...
If you went to work, and like back in the 90s or whatever, early 2000s, just as a straight
person, it was like, yeah, man, I fucking was banging this chick and da-da-da-da.
And telling all these details, people would be like, dude, shut the fuck up, or you might
even get fired if HR or someone got offended and fucking reported me.
Now it's like the teachers in school are telling the kids what they did over the weekend.
I didn't even realize that my teachers did anything else other than teach, and I was
a kid.
It's way worse than teachers tell.
They're having drag show parties, book time stuff, and they're dancing in front of the
kids.
It's very scantily a man.
The little kids are putting dollars in it.
Go ahead, Johnny.
Here's the dollar.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I don't care if the teachers are telling these kids what they did on the weekend.
I don't want some fanook in there rubbing his junk in front of children.
You got us.
The most vulnerable of them all.
Especially my old children.
Yeah, you want to hear what Mark said today, Donny?
I'm for it.
He goes, I go, you know, these fanooks with the trannies reading the kids is really fucking
over the fucking limit.
Well, no, he goes, no, you know, they're real dramatic, and they're probably really, really
good at reading children's stories.
I'm like, yeah, does the kid need to fucking see that shit?
Yeah, he did.
I mean, really?
So he's pro tranny.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't mean transition.
They're a transition.
No.
You'll be.
Oh, it's guaranteed they're real over the top.
Over the top?
Are you guys fucking idiots?
Yeah.
It's disgusting.
A course they can read it.
The horrible fucking thing in the world.
It goes everything against God and morals and people fucking up.
That goes without saying.
And that's what I said to them.
Are you crazy?
But they're dressed in like, yeah, like leotards and leotards.
They had like g, not g strings, but like speedos on and like fake boobs and like fucking fish
nets and like lipstick and it's wigs and they have like my horse.
They're tucking money in the garter belt.
Not even good looking oars.
They're just trying to desensitize the all of people and it's crazy.
And here's the thing.
Let's get away with it.
Here's the thing.
When I was 10 years old or nine years old, I went and saw Elton John and I just thought
he was a flamboyant rock star.
I didn't even know he was a fag.
I didn't even know what that was yet.
Exactly.
You do.
I didn't even know.
Yeah.
I had no idea that men would be with other men because you know what?
You didn't have an O'Cola or a friend or a roommate's face.
I did realize that.
I played Smirre the Queer but we really didn't even know what a queer was.
I don't know but you didn't have a friend who had a roommate like a woman.
I'm talking with a...
I think I had an aunt who had a room or I don't know.
Yeah.
So we kind of knew what was going on.
No, not really.
Oh, you didn't know.
All I knew when I was younger is...
Did you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
All I knew is like when I saw like a little white as a little kid or Christy Brinkley.
You got excited.
Yeah.
I knew I got a little tingly.
Yeah.
That's all I knew.
Well, that's good.
I was 14.
You kind of stopped liking 14 year olds.
You know?
Then when you get 30 you're like, I like 30.
You know what I mean?
I'm a little bit younger for Kiki.
We all know that.
Yeah.
You're kind of like 14 year olds again.
Okay.
I got dim sum and saloon.
Yeah.
But you'd get the gist of what I'm saying.
Right?
You know what I mean?
You kind of grow out of it.
Larry, please don't implicate yourself.
I didn't implicate anything.
You just fucking comedy joke.
I'm just saying because I see a book in your eye.
You're about to think that.
I didn't say anything.
I really priminate.
He's thinking.
Yeah.
Oh, but that shit's just funny the way that everybody's like, okay, these kids that are
that are down at the colleges.
I thought someone was like grabbing at my arm.
We're really trying to remind you.
That's all that matters.
Larry and Needlesville with Kiki.
God, country, family.
Nothing better than that.
And Larry Needlesville.
Red, white, and blue.
Yeah.
It's as American as my apple pie, Chevrolet, and American Larry and Needlesville.
American Larry and Needlesville.
No illegal aliens.
Yeah.
That's how American it is.
Seriously, oh man.
They were all telling the guy with the show.
Larry and Needlesville shows authentic as a fentanyl over those.
I don't know about a side take.
Okay.
We're pretty authentic.
How about a Narcan Revive?
That's a little bit better.
Yeah.
It's more artistic.
It's Narcan for your ears.
Yeah.
That might be the episode.
Yeah.
Oh, but like at these, it's so funny like you were saying, these kids are like these
stupid kids that are in college.
They think they're like doing this noble thing for something that thousands of miles away.
Well, they're misinformed as well.
Well, they, they interviewed people.
Did you hear what they said they wanted to do?
Well, let me finish first before you interrupt me.
God.
They interrupted, they interrupted.
They, what do you call it?
They interview these kids and they're like, what are you here protesting for?
And they're like, I don't know.
And then she has to friend and she's like, I don't know.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
It's like, we just came here to hang out.
Did you hear what they're going to do?
They want to do with these kids?
They, it's probably just a scare or a rumor, but they said they're going to try and get
a thing where they get to go do their community service in Palestine.
Well, first of all, that'd be fantastic.
Hamas and the Palestinians offered scholarships to people.
Oh yeah.
I ran.
That was, I ran.
Sorry.
I ran.
They should tell us kids like, listen, the president Biden, he wants to meet all you
guys.
Get on this bus right here.
Yeah.
I ran.
It always is.
Literally was walking down the dark alley.
He saw two black individuals.
I ran.
They're always in the Iran's.
Oh, Iran counter.
Come on.
I mean, you're the epicenter of the drug epidemic that we have in this country.
Dude, just to tell you how bad America is right now.
Oh, please.
The bullies are little Japanese kids or little Asian kids.
Oh man.
I still look.
Dude, I want to let him loose.
I'll take a soccer ball.
Get him.
I just bring a net.
Yeah.
They're trying to go bump a ball.
Yeah.
When the Asian kids are bullies, that's when you know, you know, shit's messed up.
I'm telling you, man, this guy's like, he's going to be like Chris Benoit.
Watch out.
What's that?
Who's Chris Benoit?
The murdered his family.
Oh, shit.
He's a wrestler.
Holy fuck.
He hung himself out of both legs.
Holy fuck.
I think I remember that.
The bow flexes would.
That snapped it?
Yeah.
I remember the name, but then when you said murdered his family, I'm like, oh yeah.
Yeah, fucking.
For your young ones out there, bow flexes, vintage fucking workout machines.
Yeah.
The ultimate.
What was it like?
It wasn't rubber bands.
It was some other fucking.
We had a kind of flexible type shit.
Yeah.
We had a friend, a mutual friend.
I already know this story.
All right, tell me I'll say both first.
His dad liked the partake at a lot of drugs.
His dad?
Yes, his dad did.
And Kiki could back me up on this story actually.
I already, I already.
It just snapped in my head.
So this guy liked the partake in rock cocaine and speed and all this other stuff.
What did you start talking about?
The bow flex.
Shit.
And that's all we had in correlation.
So he had this room.
Okay, so.
The bow flex room?
Yeah.
And my friend used to live with his, so his dad, so he lived in the house with them.
Okay.
We go there and get all fucked up and shit.
No kidding.
And he had this room.
I don't believe it.
You got all fucked up.
We never hung out with them really.
It was, it was whatever.
I can't imagine you getting all fucked up.
It's shocking.
So man, you didn't take the cap off the camera.
Ah.
But what do you call it?
So this guy had like a room in the basement.
And one day we were going down there and the door was open.
Look in.
Yeah.
Well, dear, set the scene.
Okay.
You know, like when it was workout, like the old workout gyms, it's like a machine with
like six different things on it.
Yeah.
The center thing with the weights.
Yeah.
The guys like all the different things.
The pull down, push up.
Yeah.
Drawing rails.
And you could put like loose.
Yeah.
And then there's like the big rod coming out where you could put the weights on.
Yeah.
You know.
So this, I mean, this guy was way ahead of his time.
He had the rod up his ass.
This guy was the Henry Ford of Bowflex.
So this son of a bitch put a dildo in the bench.
On that rod.
On the bench where you lay your back and your weights.
And he would squat on it and lift me.
Oh my God.
And this is going on.
Unbeknownst to us.
Everyone's getting high and bass.
Upstairs party.
Yeah.
They're like 20.
Yeah.
He's like, he's doing his own thing in the field.
I mean, he's partying like nobody's everybody's on vacation.
I mean, there's 30 kids upstairs.
You can't, you can't hear them.
I mean, this guy's got a mission from God.
The Blues Brothers had nothing.
So wait, so wait, you saw, you saw him doing this.
I didn't see him using it.
No, I didn't see.
I wasn't a witness to that crime.
So you just saw, you just saw the setup after the fact.
Well, and everybody that was telling the story because people didn't see it.
Yeah, it was multiple.
How many people saw it?
Like 30?
No, I'm not that many.
10?
No, I think just enough to let the story live.
A few people that walked in were like, oh, what the fuck?
Because there were other country mints in there, shall I say.
Sure.
There were some other things.
Things that were.
Well, I heard.
You could say what it was, needles.
Hanging from the wall.
You had that pull down, you had that pull down bar that like lifted this thing up.
There's another pot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got a mechanism on it.
Yeah, oh my God.
Oh my God.
This wasn't like, this was made for, this was multi-perfect.
Was he some kind of bag or something?
I mean, Larry.
What the hell?
I mean, what kind of question is that?
I mean, it's fucking Captain Abbey.
It's over here.
Well, and the other thing too was like.
What did the kid think of this?
I heard his uncle was kind of light and the low first too.
Oh man.
Yeah.
Runs in the family.
A little sugar to take.
Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
Oh, but I think it does.
So this was going on just, but he was like, come on.
He would just come upstairs just.
Hey, what's going on guys?
Oh no.
I was off to the co-chair.
Oh, he was off to the co-chair.
Yeah.
Dude, this guy was seeing through the walls.
Yeah.
He knew what was going on.
Did he ever speak to you guys?
Yeah, he tried something.
He was so fucked up.
He was okay.
He was okay dude.
But he was tweaked.
Yeah.
I was coked out of his mind.
We just never knew this happened.
He just had a weight fucking, a weight-backed dildo penetrating his ass.
He did intense workout going on.
See, he put 40 pounds on there.
Oh yeah.
Not a lot.
50.
Oh fuck.
No, he was lifting the weights, but at the same time the machine was having its way with
him.
Yeah, I understand.
But there was no weight on the machine.
It was just, you know what I mean?
Like he was just pulling the machine.
It wasn't even better if he had the load.
It wasn't even better though if he had the load.
It wasn't even better though if he had a little weight behind it.
That's what I just said.
Yeah.
No, it wouldn't.
If I'd blow your o-ring out.
Yeah, but he's a fucking dildo.
He might like that.
He doesn't even want to blow your o-ring out.
This guy's a professional.
I'm sure he's an experiment.
I'm not a fucking...
I'm sure he experimented before he got...
This is for Super Dave.
Yeah.
Sex bench toad.
Yeah.
I'm sure he was ahead of his time.
I'm sure he was, yeah.
He was figuring out what word.
We were in high school.
So your friend's dad was a confirmed bachelor, as they say.
If you wanna call him that.
I mean, I mean, I would say...
With a penchant.
More of a sexual dildo.
He had a penchant for dildos.
He really did.
I mean, unbeknownst to us that this is what's going on.
So how long were you guys hanging out all the time there before someone realized the
fucking shitty dildos?
I mean, we still hung out after.
I understand.
But how long was it going on before you realized...
We just never went that room.
Every time the guy went down there and you guys were there, you're probably all like,
Oh.
No, not all.
We laugh because we know what he's doing.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
These guys literally pumping iron.
Well, he wasn't around.
Pumping ass.
I would tell him we used to go over there too.
It wasn't around that much afterwards.
Yeah.
But no, but what he wasn't around...
After you guys found the setup, he kinda got embarrassed.
I don't think he cared.
He murdered somebody.
Probably didn't.
Seriously.
You know, I know that I think about it.
It's fucking crazy.
He sounds like a murderer.
Huh?
Sounds like a serial killer.
The tendencies, I would say.
It sounds like...
I never meant the guy...
It's guys like the green river killer or the other guy.
Shoot.
You're other idol.
No, I don't idolize them.
I'm just intrigued by them.
I was great to that house though.
It was great.
It was the...
I forget the name of the liquor store, but these older...
I guess they were younger Indian guys.
Older at the time, to you.
Yeah, older.
But they would always sell to us.
And they knew we were underage.
I remember the one time we went and got beer.
We bought the beer and the lady behind us in line was yelling like,
You can't sell to these minors.
Yeah.
And these guys, no, you listen to me.
In my country, if you can fight a war or you can drink beer,
the lady just shut up.
Yeah.
All right, buddy.
You're gonna fight and stop getting dope sick.
Excellent.
That is a fucking stand up fucking guy.
We used to text from them and then we invited them to the party.
Did he like it?
Him and his buddies came to the party.
It was great.
It was crazy.
You hear the sex dungeon in the basement.
Yeah.
Did you show them the setup?
We have Poon Jab and no, we didn't.
You didn't show Sandish and fucking...
Poon Jab.
What was going on?
Poon Jab, you the fucking setup?
No, those guys definitely would have ordered us if they would have seen us.
They thought we were all signed up.
No, kill the faggots.
They would have busted out the stores.
No, you said okay.
It's all right.
Well, I mean, once you stepped over, I thought that was like something we couldn't say.
Well, we said it to them.
Now that we say it, I fucking, it's one of my...
That's a different camera.
I can't believe you, Larry.
No, it's one of my fucking words, man.
Now it is.
Like it wasn't.
Yeah.
PC Larry.
No, those were fun times.
Taking your glasses off to light the joy.
I can't see close up with these on.
These are for seeing far.
Far new future.
You clean the pool.
Good to see around fucking corners with this shit.
By the way, speaking of the pool, I got two sets of brand new filters.
Good for you, Larry.
Oh, man.
Dude, I'll come myself and bring all the chips out from your boy party.
Oh, man. Well, that's why I had to get two sets.
I mean, you could probably sell that to the government.
I put a B on one and then I put...
What?
Sell that to the government and make bio robots.
And then the other one, I put GP for General Pop and then boys' parties.
You had to get the filters for the big...
Yeah, it's for what do they call those pleated filters.
Yeah, they're just regular filters.
Yeah, you have to clean those things once a year.
It's pain in the ass.
Or just get new ones.
Well, here's the thing. If your pool's super fucked up,
you might have to clean it more often or people come in and have always like...
Oil, sunblocker, wolf hoof comes over and he's fucking...
Skin is flaking off and shit.
I mean, it looks like...
Wounds are coming out of them.
Guys are often with the skin all over the water.
Yeah, it looks like...
Radioactive snow.
I gotta get a fucking...
What do you call it?
That's actually shatty.
Iron dome.
That's the shedding right there, that iron dome.
He's shedding, literally.
So one day, Needles goes,
he's laughing, he goes,
Larry, you should follow him around with a vacuum cleaner.
Mark turns around and goes,
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I didn't mean nothing about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause he was ready to roll.
He just sit him and just itch himself in one spot.
It was horrible.
It looked like a chalk outline of this wolf hoof, dude.
Yeah.
It looked like something died there.
He's sitting there the whole time.
He's itching like a maniac.
And then we all doped up,
and then he gets both sides,
and then next to you know, his ankles just...
It's one little spot that he...
Itch in his teeth, it's like, calm down, man.
I'm like, dude, man, what are you doing?
Fucking take it easy.
And then he'll like, want to grab the joint.
I'm like, you're just touching your feet.
Yeah, dude, you've got something to eat.
Oh, geez.
And then he'll put his hands in his ears,
and then put his hands in his mouth or something.
He lives by his own rules.
It sounds like...
If you hang out with him,
you don't have to worry about germs or getting sick.
One time I brought him...
Germs are scaring him.
They stay back.
He's a super spreader of his own.
It's like flies don't even come by.
One time I fucking bought him a...
Hey, let's go to...
We were somewhere, I'm like, you want a hamburger?
Yeah, yeah.
So I buy him some hamburger to fast food joint,
and I'm like, hold on, I'll get my camera ready,
and I start filming, and he's like,
we'll sit down, and the film is about 12 seconds,
and the fucking hamburger's gone.
The fucking last supper.
And then he realized, he's like, hey, fuck you!
He realized I'm filming him because I'm laughing my ass off.
He's like a rabid dog.
He hasn't eaten for days or something.
And if you want to see the wolf hoof go on our Twitter,
we post a picture of it.
You can see one of them.
He's like, what the fuck?
He doesn't know where Twitter is.
He'll never see it.
We can post the wolf.
We can just talk shit about Don Hanforth on there.
Totally. We can talk shit about him right here,
even though he's frequently on the show.
He never fucking listens to any of them.
He doesn't know where he is.
No. He's too busy listening to some wild, wild fucking conspiracy.
Sometimes he comes over and says shit,
and I'm a guy who loves to believe all the conspiracy theories.
I want to investigate it and find out.
He says some shit where I'm even just like, dude, man, come on.
Repeat that again and listen to yourself.
The best is he's talking about some documentary he watched,
and then after 30 minutes come to find out
he was just passed out and had a dream.
I was trying to explain it.
I watched this documentary last night, Mike.
I'm like, okay, what was it about?
He's fucking giants and all this other stuff.
I'm like, dude, what are you talking about?
What documentary is this?
I'm like, were you sleeping? I might have been.
We go right away.
Maybe.
I can't really tell.
Floating back and forth.
He's just fucking hunched over.
Who knows where in that house?
Making up his own conspiracy theories about...
Yeah, he does. He comes over with some shit,
and I'm just like, dude, there's no fucking way.
I'm like, where did you hear this from?
I mean, I believe JFK Jr. is still alive
before I believe what you're fucking saying.
This guy's talking about shit.
Mary even read something the other day.
She's reading on the internet.
It's like, oh, JFK is alive.
I'm like, JFK, the president one?
He'd be like 100 years old or something.
Oh, yeah, he's still fine.
That was the dude on Jones that said that.
Oh, was it?
Yeah, the guy on Jones said that on JFK.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We called the guy from the WUF.
That guy sounded really like he knew what he was talking about
up until that point.
Yeah, he went off the rails.
He went off the rails, but the whole time I was riveted.
I was like, damn, what are you talking about?
And that's why I think it was just for clicks at the end.
He had a really good interview.
But without Alex Jones wouldn't do that.
What's that? Alex Jones, does he do that?
Who knows?
But he compromised also. Come on.
People get away with shit, too.
Well, also, but listen, you're going to have that great interview.
You're going to do it.
You're going to do a great interview.
Then all of a sudden you start saying the N word.
Like, man, what the heck?
You know what I mean? All your credibility is lost now.
You just can't be doing that stuff.
It's like, all of a sudden, everything you said was perfect to a team.
Now you fucked it up.
Everything that he wants to hear and everybody else wants to hear.
JFK's alive.
Yeah, then all of a sudden you say, JFK's alive.
I have pictures from Guantanamo Bay where Hillary's been killed.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's another thing he said.
Biden, Obama, Hillary, they're all already been executed.
And it's like, okay.
And the guy's like, okay, well, then why would they put
doubles in and not just tell everyone?
Or not even do that.
Why would they do the only person, you know,
and don't tell us, let it out.
Why would they execute them?
They were doing such a good job at being assholes.
And they still are.
Like, that's all good.
They are the ultimate pawns of everything.
I mean, you don't want to get in front of killery at all.
Oh, no, man.
They don't want to kill you over.
They got no problems doing that.
And people that are affiliated to him loosely.
Hey, did you know this?
What Trump did when he had his initial debate
back in what was it, 2016, 2015?
Something like that, yeah.
Back in 2015, when he debated Hillary
at one of these things, he invited all the chicks
that Bill, yeah,
and had them all sit in the front row
of the fucking thing.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, because that's how shit should be done.
You call out pedophiles.
That's fucking great.
This whole thing of the country, completely pedophiles.
It was a whole range of women.
Yeah, it was that monocle, and we kind of get imagine.
And we get a match, you know.
But there was a good number of them.
It wasn't just those cumbles that you know.
It was like about 15, 20 of them.
Yeah, other ones he didn't have in here.
Rape victims and everything.
They've come out in people that were...
In Hillary, to the people,
even the ones that were...
Even all those women,
even the ones that Bill
forcibly had sex with,
you call them all trailer trash.
For doing sexual shit in the White House.
That was the last straw.
But Bill fucking didn't get kicked out.
He got impeached.
But he finished his presidency.
He did two terms.
He was impeached, but yeah, okay.
Well, they tried to impeach Trump, too.
Yeah, well, they've tried, but I mean, listen,
the government is coming after all of us.
They want to have sexual relations.
But here's the thing, nobody cared about that back then.
What do you mean?
I thought it was cool.
See, I was about 25 years old or so,
maybe, and I was playing most...
So I thought, man, that's great.
Well, people cared about it.
It's just that Bill and Hillary were not to be crossed.
You couldn't save them.
We would laugh at work
and say, finally, we got our first black president.
Ah!
Seriously.
What does that have to do with it?
Just get rid of the sex?
Yeah, and all that shit.
You know, the bitches and all that.
I'm just telling you right now, you see that?
Well, JFK...
He didn't give a fuck.
He was shot from the hip, Billy.
Billy Boy shot from the hip.
Have you ever seen a documentary with him?
What's his name? Plays? Bill Clinton?
No.
Who's John Travolta?
Oh, my God, really?
John Travolta plays Bill Clinton.
Yeah, he played Gotti, too.
Come on.
I mean, oh, it's funny, dude, yeah.
It's gotta be horrible.
He's saying...
It's not a long time ago, but it shows...
I better know if it's still...
All the women, he just like...
Yeah.
Young black girls...
Yeah, he was brutal.
Slick really?
Yeah, I could see...
I could see Travolta...
I don't blame him.
But that's the whole thing of men in power.
That's women wanting men in power.
Dude, if I had power, oh, boy.
I could see Travolta playing Gotti before Clinton.
Okay.
Because, you know...
There you go, thing.
Yeah, but what?
Vinnie Barberino, right?
What?
Yeah, but that was a different type of Travolta.
That was before...
I know, but you know, Pulp Fiction and shit.
People get type gas.
I don't know if he's been type gas.
Well, I'm speaking about Phenux.
I heard Travolta's a Phenux, though.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm not even gonna say allegedly.
Not even allegedly.
No, you know what I mean?
He actually got sued by a massage guy
for being inappropriate with him.
Nice.
I just don't understand.
Listen, man, I don't understand.
One time this girl came here and she was gonna...
I used to give her a trader weed for a massage.
She's coming with her massage table.
And I asked her, hey, is it okay if I masturbate while you do this?
And she goes, oh, no.
I go, is it okay if I masturbate?
And she goes, I don't care what you do when I leave.
And I'm like, oh, that was a good one.
I fucking phrased it wrong.
I meant to say while you're here, and she's like, hell no.
Jesus, who has to masturbate in a firm with Sue?
So don't you want to rub into her?
That's the whole point.
That would be the beginning of it.
Yeah, that's how he starts.
Just rocking your meat.
Watch me.
Keep watching.
Look, I want to keep my socks on.
Don't mind the cats.
Whatever quirks you have, don't put them on me.
Okay.
There you go.
But is it crazy how we just shelter pedophile?
Shouldn't be the number one thing on our list.
Yeah, that's because the people on our list.
But no, but shouldn't be the number one thing on our list.
You think, wouldn't you?
Yeah, what fucking think that children, the most vulnerable and asset in the world, would be, you know what I mean?
That's where like just instant execution.
You catch somebody in that act, it's like no arrests, no handcuffs.
They just get a bullet to them.
Boom.
Yeah, you shoot them.
Bullets are cheap, body bags are cheap in the prison cells.
Yeah, that's just what you just call them more.
It really are.
I mean, all these years.
Throw them into the wolves.
Yeah, wolves are very let's see.
You burn them, you just burn them.
You don't want wolves feeding on them.
No, yeah, you don't want that shit.
You just want to burn them.
Yeah, you just burn them.
You just burn them.
You just incinerate the hell out of them.
But that's not everybody's tolerating, it's getting normal.
They're trying to normalize all this bullshitting.
I told you, speaking of incinerating bodies,
I told you when I picked up my cat's ashes that some people had a horse there, the box for the thing.
Because first of all, it's in a box that's a little bigger than the other.
The fucking thing was gigantic.
Whoever you are, you are an idiot.
It was a horse.
Whoever you are, whoever did that's an idiot.
Cremate and horse.
Dude, the thing is like a, it's almost a little smaller than a Marshall half stack.
Holy shit.
What?
Honestly, if you want to save something from your horse, cut a lot of hair or something.
It's like, let the horse.
Yes, what the hell do you need the ashes for?
Yeah.
Like 50 pounds.
I don't know, that's some rich horse.
Yeah, I don't know.
Sometimes you want, yeah, that's a little excessive, the horse.
Yeah, distinct.
Unless you're going to spread in the past year where the horse hung out.
Yeah, where the horse is.
A little fat in the hump.
Well, that's just, it is like, how do you even, what do you, bring a fork left with you?
And that's the other thing, I guess they would have to come and pick that thing up or something.
Oh yeah.
How the fuck do you do that?
That's a lot of dead weight.
No pun intended.
Yeah.
Even the cat seems heavier when it's dead, weirdly enough.
Yeah, because it masses.
And the one and all.
And so, yeah, and you know what, not only, there was two of them there, actually.
I was like, holy fuck, yeah, ready to be picked up.
Dude, that's going to come on in the morning.
Yeah, I didn't see the actual horse.
I saw the urn, the box that the urn was in.
Or are we cool to have it stuffed?
Like, if, Tom's like, when Tom used to say,
when my dog dies, I'm going to have it stuffed.
I'd be like, oh, I was like thinking, oh my God, he might.
Because he was whacked, you know.
I couldn't do that.
I didn't know Tom had a dog.
I think he was making this up.
No, he had a dog.
He used to fucking dance with it.
Oh man.
It was this fucking,
totally untrained, like, half Doverman, half German Shepherd that just bit everybody.
Old Top, the old German racist dog.
It was like Commander.
German Shepherd.
No, German, he's a German Shepherd.
But a Doverman, and that's an ultimate racist dog,
a Doverman and a German Shepherd.
Yeah.
If you catch my grip.
He was fucking, he was dope.
Yeah.
I was thinking about, what if we change one African,
African men, rape, we call it grapes.
Separate.
Well, it kind of makes sense.
It fits them, grape.
It fits everything.
Well, it's just, they're right online a lot.
Yeah, they're grapes.
What's that like?
A grapeist?
Yeah.
That's their new job,
what a great best.
The new job?
Yeah.
Is this Uganda?
Get out of here, man.
You're working for a warlord now?
No, man, they picked the grapes.
Who does?
The grapeists.
That's heavier than cotton.
Sells it to the wine.
The wine, the wine.
The wine sells it to the wine.
The winery.
They smashed the grapes that they give from the grapeists.
It's probably Reese's too, because it makes her keep black.
Well, it makes the bottoms black,
so it matches the tops.
I don't think so.
So the palms are not black,
but are the bottom of the feet white?
Yeah.
I told you why.
Huh?
I, okay.
What time is it?
That's right.
You said your uncle told you that or something?
Yeah, my uncle Pete.
Shout out to my uncle Pete out there in California,
my Aunt Wendy.
Those are the ones that bought me the Rolling Stones book in 1982.
Where'd Aunt Kelly?
They lived in L.A.
She's part.
Well, they lived in L.A.
It was pretty cool.
And then they moved kind of in the neighborhood.
They had like a townhouse where they lived.
Originally it was cool.
Because me and my brother were visiting all the time.
Then they lived in this apartment kind of
on the cusp of the neighborhood that O.J.
lived in.
So actually when they
went down
the street in the neighborhood
when he was going
in that place,
we saw my uncle's fucking apartment on TV.
Me and my mom were like,
oh my god, there's Uncle Pete in Aunt Wendy's
fucking apartment right there.
Oh, that's wild.
It was wild. And they said, yeah, it went by.
And my uncle said also
that people would live, now they lived in Cathedral City.
But now
my uncle was telling me
when the O.J. thing
happened in the beginning.
People were going and laying
at the crime scene
in the position of the bodies
and getting photographs and shit.
It's one of those places that go
it's a bit destiny. He said it's unbelievable.
He was all disgusted with it.
And I'm this punk rock
kid in my 20s.
And he's telling me it's disgusting these fucking people.
The glorification of studio stillers.
I'm thinking, I want to do that.
But I can't say that.
I wouldn't want to live there, man.
No, I know. But I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it now.
I wouldn't want to go anywhere close to that shit.
I don't know. There's a lot of evil there.
But you know how people chase out
those weird things like that.
And that was what, you know, that was when it was fresh.
Why do you think women watch serial killers shit?
Why do you think it's the most popular genre?
Speaking of that.
Did you hear that?
I sent you guys that message
about Nicole Simpson's Gardener.
Oh yeah, the guy from the
Highway Killer.
I didn't see that.
He was a serial killer and never got
investigated or anything for the murder.
Holy shit.
But yeah, her Gardener was a serial killer.
Nicole Simpson?
Yeah, the Gardener at the house.
Not Nicole Brown.
Nicole Brown Simpson.
That's OJ's.
The Gardener was a serial killer.
Oh my lord.
And he never got investigated for murder.
Do you think he was murdered?
It's probably not possible that he did that though.
It's gotta be OJ, right?
First of all, I'm saying it.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
The juice.
The circumstances and the variables.
All the line like that.
That's very, okay, so I'm sure
that they exhausted all their stuff.
And OJ was black.
I'm more than that.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
But he was known to be aggressive.
He was known to be a woman beater.
There's a story he dated.
He was seeing this one chick.
Oh, he would punch the shit out of Nicole.
No, no, she was dating a guitarist
or she was seeing a guitarist
and OJ at the same time.
And they were at this time
a famous band in the 80s.
And OJ showed up looking for her.
Like he was a real man.
They showed up looking for her.
Like he was a real psychopath.
And they say, I mean, obviously
the amount of stabbing,
if this was a serial killer,
there's more to usually what serial killers do.
They want to keep you for a while.
Yeah, you know, it's more than
just a quick fucking murder.
Rage. It's not rage.
It's not rage.
They're not raging.
They're not raging though.
Like you can imagine,
that Damper was calmer than a motherfucker.
Well, he even, I mean, you see him talking.
Yeah, he's calm when he talks about it.
Plus, he can hold you down just like that.
Yeah, he was a big girl.
He's a big girl.
Any of those guys though,
they're not really raging
unless they have like, you know,
some deep hatred or something for women,
maybe, and they're doing it.
But usually they're just some fucking weirdo.
Like Damper wasn't pissed off when he was doing it.
Yeah, he was.
He was just a little bit of a clown thing,
so I think he was calm.
I mean, depending on calm though.
But didn't he like knock him out before he did anything?
There was a lot of different things that he did
to subdue them.
Like, Gacy would put guys in handcuffs.
Yeah, so.
Which is fucking horrible.
That is, oh man.
We're past time, but...
Okay, that's fine.
That was a really good one, boys.
I don't know if we could keep going,
but we could stop.
No, that's all right, we could stop.
It's only 6.22.
Dianetics.
Yeah, you know that, Al-Ran Hubbard.
Do you know there's aliens in the center of the earth
and they're coming to get us?
And I'm a captain.
Yeah.
Fuckin' my brother.
Al-Ran Hubbard, did you ever see the...
Okay, do you know that chick from
King and Queens, Lea Rummany?
Oh yeah.
Did you watch the G-thing, like a four episode file?
Oh yeah, I was talking about how...
Did you watch that?
I liked the part where the guy
decides if he thinks you're lying or not
and you have to hold the things in a
electric shock.
Yeah, what did they call that?
The truth tester?
I forget what it's called.
Oh man.
But that's where they would get all the information
to use against you.
Torture you.
Oh, I've driven by
the Scientology
church.
No one's ever there, right?
Dude, if you drive by there and just stop,
they're on you like white on rice.
Oh yeah.
It's like a big wall, barbed wire fence.
Get the fuck out of here, you're not one of us.
Even Google pictures of the fucking evil line.
Dude, it's crazy.
They run their own little show out there.
It's crazy.
I heard some stories about people trying
to get a train station
and even on that show, they had a girl
that talked about escaping.
It wasn't Leah Remini,
but maybe it was someone else saying how she had
to get to
a train station
or somewhere where there was a lot of people
and
couldn't get alone anywhere.
Because as soon as she was going to be alone,
they were going to grab her.
She said there they were.
No matter where she went, somehow they knew
that she was going to be alone.
Even Muscovitch's, what are his names?
She was a nobody, yeah, Muscovitch.
Because he's the leader,
but even his father had to escape.
Really?
They'll turn on you at a time.
And then when you discommunicate,
when you excommunicate yourself,
they cut your family off
from you and everybody that was
your friend and anything else, that's it.
Can't talk to you.
Speaking of that, do you see?
He's got all those rapes or whatever.
And he had a hit on them.
No shit.
He wouldn't come out of his cell.
There was a hit on him, so he wouldn't come out of his cell
for like two days, and now they're moving him
to a
minimal security place.
A while ago?
I just read something about it.
He's too hot to be in general pop.
They all wanted to kill him.
They all wanted to get him.
He's a raper, a rapist.
That doesn't matter.
He does that look too.
I think it's more of a status thing
to kill him.
That too.
He's got to watch out wherever you go.
Especially because they know you have money.
They're going to extort you.
We're going to kill you unless you
send us this amount of money each week.
Or we're going to ask rapes
all you know, and we're just going to make you a bitch.
And you're going to have to do it.
What did they do?
Just like that kid that
Sam Brinkman
or Sam Brinkman
Whatever.
The Shackle kid.
He's earning
his keep there.
He's a smart dude too.
But he's also paying.
I guarantee.
Just information doesn't slide.
He's not earning his keep the hard way.
We know you have crypto money.
You've been all over the news.
So if you want to live a normal life in here
you better start paying out.
Start coughing it up.
Or you can be coughing something else up.
If you're lucky.
Because you ugly too.
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Hey, I want to say thank you to God Jesus.
From a vicious prison breathing.
Everybody that tuned in
I really appreciate it.
Oh that's fantastic.
I love you family.
Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there.
Happy Mother's Day.
We love you.
Do something nice for your mom all your dirt bags
that are listening right now.
Stay away from her on that day.
I don't want her to be rubbing your meat too much.
I think they get a day off on Mother's Day.
They go twice as hard.
No man.
Damn.
Breakfast in bed Sal.
Shout out everybody we did what we did to do.
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Take a look at the Wuff-Huff.
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And...
The Wuff-Huff.
I'm looking for my fucking headphones
so I can do a proper
professional ending.
A real proper professional ending.
I think professional went out the window.
I heard it in the fucking neck but...
Okay. Here we go.
Come on in y'all. We really fucking love you.