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time to get ready for the Larry and needles show

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Hey everybody welcome to Larry and needles show I'm Larry I'm needles doesn't even say anything

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I'm just in the show. Yeah. Thanks for that's playing the intro music

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I know what you should have been only have a countdown or something maybe because Mike was but

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But that's alright, I don't care how you guys doing today. I'm good the microphones were off until I said hello everybody

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Yeah, I know I was gonna say something but I forgot um

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So should we just get right into we'll get into the sushi brothers first fucking Riley soccer

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I'm gonna start ever this is how every episode is good started it up there

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Fucking animals

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What do you call it?

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So just just for recap last week. We got one kid who grabbed the ball in the middle of the game

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I was committed sepico right on the field

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And then the other kid the other dude works

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We're gonna call Godzilla from run out on because I got a great story about him. So we had a practice last week and

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You know try okay, so there's four Asian kids on the team and

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There it's like mole leary curly and shemp with all four of them. I mean they run into each other

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One guy's pulling on the other guy the other guys punching the other kid

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They're totally Americanized like they're generations away from where they used to be

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They're not very honorable. They're not they're not me can they don't hide in in the corner. It's our beggar

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What's that actually no, they're not but uh, they're not bigger

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But you could just tell by these kids the way that they act

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Yeah, so

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You know we get we have a practice. I take what half of the kids of the team the other guy takes the other half of the kids and

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So you're like a coach. Yeah, okay coach the team. Well, you didn't tell us that I did I also this week

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Oh, I told you I remember what happened last week. What's that? You think I remember last week?

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He probably don't remember where you don't know where we're at right now pop

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We got to get you back to the home

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So we got out there and we're doing drills, you know passing this and that and

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He goes out there and it was like one-on-one and he just takes this dude out on his or just body checks this kid

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And the other guy comes over and he's like listen man. I told you last week. You can't be touching people

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He loses it

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I'm gonna do what I want. That's what he says like well listen here Bob

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So I think he knows karate so I get into a crab stance like I don't know

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Or he's gonna use one of the other dog listen kid. I don't want to play he's gonna use one of the other egg rolls as a Chinese star

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Next thing I got a broken leg cuz these kids are a little partly if you know

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Just literally he passes the kid passes the ball he runs up in the middle bam runs right into him

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We're like you can't be doing that bro. What do you mean? I can't be doing this like what do you think you're doing out here?

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Yeah, well, I'm he's like if they get by me. I'm gonna grab him or like just stop doing that

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Keeps on do yeah, dude keeps on doing it keeps on doing it

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So he's hitting people pushing people, you know doing all this shit

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So then the head I'm just an assistant coach. So the head coach

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Comes over and he's like is he still doing this shit? I'm like yeah, he's like get off the field

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He kicked him out of practice. Oh, wow in front of all the parents

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So it's all the parents out and let me tell you that's what you gotta do needles is

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Let me tell I'm above the firmament at this point. I'm stoned of the bone

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So I'm just looking for a good time, man. I'm having fun with all the kids ripping on them and sure it's hilarious

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We got this little chubber muffin. Oh, man. He looks like that his name. No, that's what I call him with the other coach

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So this kid man

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He's like a dude. He's a big kid, you know, just he's got his muscle shirt on and his tits are hanging out the side

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And I'm like, I'm like you're the epitome of Sun's out guns out and he just does he's like what does that mean?

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Call the cops on you for it cuz I love you know, I do old-school stuff

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Yeah, you're gonna get arrested for showing those things. So now he's going home telling his parents that the coaches

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Yeah, this is what it's like they're all just rotted around and there's a couple good kids

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We got an African-American gentleman that is very good. He's a gentleman. Yeah, he's a gentleman

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You know, I don't get canceled. So, you know, what's that? See a little kid?

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No, he's a grown man. Oh, he's playing with nine-year-olds Larry

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He's failed a couple gentlemen

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Is he 18 no, I'm joking. He's nice. He was held back a couple years

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He doesn't fit in the desk anymore

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So what do you call it so this kid goes so

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Dude kicks him off of practice and I mean we're about 15 minutes away from and and we're in the middle of a scrimmage

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and he goes over and

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And coaches water bottle is right there on the sideline. He takes the water bottle

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Whips it like 20 yards

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Well, he's going

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So that's why we call him Godzilla. Oh, man. I'm coming to a game. I'm coming to a game.

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He's with the coaches water bottle right in front of him.

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I'm coming to a fucking game.

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He's just looking at it and I'm like, does that little bastard just whip through water bottle?

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He's like, what the fuck?

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Dude, he didn't know what he just cost and he's like, oh, stomping around up and down the field.

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Wow. What am I coming in?

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The kid has a problem.

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He's like, go get the water bottle. He's like, no.

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Like, oh shit dude.

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What were the parents doing?

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Everybody, people were just like looking at us like we're the assholes.

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It's like, so you can tell there's something wrong with this kid.

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Like there's got some kind of problems and shit.

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But man, he whipped that water bottle so far.

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I have never laughed so hard and I looked right at because it's Debbie's brother.

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Debbie's brother?

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Had coach.

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So technically, it's right in his cousin.

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Oh, there's two brothers. I forgot. I forgot.

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Yeah, so the good one and the bad one.

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So him and I are good.

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So we're just ripping on the kids.

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But man, the...

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So it's Riley's dad and uncle as the fucking coach.

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So because his kids got a fucking want to kick Riley's ass.

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Who does?

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The other kids.

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Why?

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No, I had to treat him normally.

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Oh, I know. I know.

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I had this, okay, when I was in Little League, man.

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Did I tell you guys?

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That little bastard.

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That is amazing though.

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There's a guy...

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Wait, one of us, we were looking at him.

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We were looking right at him.

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Debbie's fucking 1950s screen from fucking other...

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Stopped around.

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Monster movie.

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I should get him that costume.

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He's a shirt.

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Your parents would love that.

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Just written in China and Asia.

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Yes, he is Godzilla.

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Godzilla.

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We've been looking.

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He eats like Godzilla.

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He's a big boy.

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So I remember this.

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I remember when I was in Little League, man.

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Okay, Dick Schwartz was my Little League coach.

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Who?

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And his dick Schwartz and his son Jerry was my fucking kid that was in my third grade

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class with.

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And his dad was a Little League coach.

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And this guy was so fucking mean.

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And he was extra, extra shitty to his own kid.

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It was really, really horrible.

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By the end of every practice, the kid was full out crying.

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It was horrible.

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What would he do to the kid?

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I remember we'd go to baseball practice.

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They'd bring a cooler with beers in it.

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And all the dads would sit in the dugout and they would drink beer and they'd yell at us.

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The whole reason for just the dads to get together and get hammered.

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This guy was like...

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He thought he was coaching.

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Yeah, right.

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He was coaching the college fucking team or something.

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He was really serious about it.

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And we won first place, of course, but the kid, it was fucking horrible.

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So his method worked.

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Yeah, but it was horrible for it to be his son.

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Yeah, look at how Larry turned out.

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He's a Golden Glove winner.

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Dude, I made the fucking All Star team.

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I bet.

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And Boy's Town.

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You were a good, real good pinch hitter.

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No, yeah, it was different back then when we were growing up, man.

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Yeah, you had to know how to play.

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Well, I don't want to get a whole sentimental about shit, but it was just like no phones.

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That was it.

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That's the whole thing.

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There was no phones.

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Here's what the phone was.

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Yeah, it was fucking...

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All the dads yelling at raps?

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Yeah, sitting in the front yard just getting hammered.

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Drinking at raps?

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That was social media back then.

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Just drinking fucking pop, pop, fucking pop style.

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Nobody judged me.

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I mean, nobody judged everybody because everybody was doing the same shit.

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Everybody was drinking.

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Everybody else was an alcoholic.

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Well, I don't know if everybody was an alcoholic.

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It seemed like it.

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All the parents I knew.

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Yeah, it really did seem like it.

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Everybody was passing beers around.

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Yeah, every weekend there would be like a party and somebody would get hammered and do something stupid.

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It was like clockwork.

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Sounds fucking great.

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Yeah, dude, I remember a fist fight breaking out at one of our little league, what do you call it, dinners or what?

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Like a barbecue or something.

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Nice.

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Yeah, there are animals back then.

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Even like my family parties, I remember like everybody was always shit-faced and they always end up playing cars and drinking.

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And we were always like the runners to get them beers and spanking them.

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Sure, just smoking a heater right next to your face.

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Oh, yeah.

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Dude, the whole house.

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When I was a fucking kid, man, I got Kong invaded.

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I thought they were bust out like a gun.

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Back in the 1800s when I was a kid, man, I remember like seeing home movies where I'm like two years old, I had my own beer, a cigarette.

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Shit, that was the 60s though.

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Yeah, but still, it was fucking pretty off the hook.

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I was drinking back when you needed the fucking church key.

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Yeah, we had to have the actual clunker top.

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Remember the one with the round on the end and then the one with the cracker on it?

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It's fucking hilarious.

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You knew you were in for a good time if your uncle had one of those and a fucking, what do you call it, what's that thing that they put around their legs at the wedding?

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Not a corsage, what's that called?

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Garter belt.

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Garter belt, yeah.

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My uncle had one hanging from the mirror and then on his keys he had a pop-topper.

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He had me another beer.

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He'd just be driving.

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It's like, alright.

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He'd be like, we're going to take you, go for a motorcycle ride.

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He's like 12 beers deep, thank God they didn't let him take me.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But no, that's how it was back then.

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Well, everything, the funny thing is we're changing in the wrong way.

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I wish I could recall that, I wish I could verbatim say that quote about hard times with good men and good men to create, you know, weak time, weak men.

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Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men.

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Weak men create hard times, it's cyclical, it's all cyclical.

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And that's in the, we're in it right now.

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It's it, man.

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And look what would happen with the frat boys right now.

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Just like they say smart people talk about ideas, you know, semi-smart people talk about things and dumb people talk about people.

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Yeah, I know what you're saying.

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I forget what they're saying.

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Yeah, they butchered it.

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I butchered the fuck out of it, but it's something along those lines.

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But the first one is definitely smart people talk about ideas.

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I want our first example, the view.

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That's just smart.

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I should have said smart.

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I should have said here's how it goes.

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Bright people and then it's, uh, it goes down in case, dull people and then like a case system starts at the top and goes to the bottom.

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I said the wrong truth.

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I'm talking about other people.

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Yeah.

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Well, yeah, look at these gossip shows.

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You're dumb.

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People have any fucking ideas.

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And the funny thing is, is like, like we said, the view.

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We're talking about them right now.

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Well, yeah, look at us actually.

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We just hit that bottom level.

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I just, we had just had an epiphany all of a sudden.

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The retard circle has come home to Roost.

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Um, but if you look at, if you look at, but okay.

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Man, it's, it's just, it's just funny how people will take anything that they see on TV for face value.

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This person talked to this person.

239
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So it's truth.

240
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How's that?

241
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Better even?

242
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I think there's a lack of, of people wanting to do any research or do anything that brings them out of their comfort zone that they don't understand.

243
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They don't want to understand or like everything is fine.

244
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I'm living in my bubble and nothing bad can happen.

245
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Yeah.

246
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Well, the world is literally just burning around us.

247
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Everybody's like, I'm going to get in my truck.

248
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I'm going to go to Applebee's with my fat wife and my fat kids.

249
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Then I'm going to the gas station, get in the bag of Cheetos.

250
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I'm going to be a monster and I'm going to go home and kick my wife and my dog.

251
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We're going to go home or are you going to fuck or fight?

252
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Well, and also a sign of intelligence is, you know, who do you follow?

253
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Who do you listen to?

254
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What, what intrigues you?

255
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True intelligence leads and doesn't follow.

256
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Well, it depends unless it's AI.

257
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AI isn't true intelligence.

258
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Yeah, it is.

259
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We've built it.

260
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It's true intelligence.

261
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It's a peak of intelligence right now.

262
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It's artificial.

263
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It is.

264
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We've given it a model.

265
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We don't even mean a model to go off of.

266
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Yeah.

267
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And the problem is the people that loaded those models right now are so fucking far to the

268
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left that the fucking thing, like if you ask it, give me a speech in Trump's rhetoric,

269
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they'll say, oh, that's derogatory.

270
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Give me one in Biden's.

271
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Oh, here you go.

272
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Well, you can go to give me one in, you know, you just go down the list of right and left

273
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and it will not help you out if you're looking for some.

274
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Well, you use the Elon Musk one.

275
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It's completely different.

276
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Elon Musk has his own AI.

277
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Does he?

278
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Yeah, he does.

279
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No, I remember, I asked the chat, GBT or whatever, I'm like, what are they?

280
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Draw me with a bigger dick.

281
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I want to see what it's like.

282
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Wait, what did it say?

283
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Oh, that's what you told the AI.

284
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Just making the weirdest stuff up.

285
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No, I asked that.

286
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I'm like, what are the carbon emissions of all the major countries over the past, like,

287
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three, four, five years?

288
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Yeah.

289
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Just say China and India.

290
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That's the first thing that I need.

291
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Well, no, and it's not like, whatever, you know, because they say we're going crazy,

292
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but it wouldn't give me the information.

293
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It told me to ask the government sites.

294
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Oh, which is great.

295
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Oh, there you go.

296
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It referred me to the government website.

297
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Because it won't give you anything true.

298
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Well, that's the thing.

299
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It wants me to go to the, I'm like, well, how come you can't just...

300
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It has a model it has to follow, you know, to some extent.

301
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I mean, if it doesn't fit the narrative, it's not going to tell you the information.

302
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The thing is, it's moving at such a fast pace that once it becomes self-aware, then we're

303
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fucking screwed because they keep, they can shut them down right now.

304
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I mean, it is good for some stuff.

305
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Well, it does.

306
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Like Tyra says, man, you can shut them all down with some fucking water.

307
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What do you mean?

308
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You start dumping water in that motherfucker.

309
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Well, I don't think that that, I don't think it's that easy to just go into a server room

310
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and dump water on this stuff.

311
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Well, you know, I mean, it was really, really getting out of hand and they needed to.

312
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They could just soak that room out with water and fucking they'd all be fried.

313
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You can take out the power going into that.

314
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Yeah, that's the easiest way to do it.

315
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Oh, that's another way.

316
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Then there's backup generators and then there's all other...

317
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And you got to kill the fucking maintenance man then because he's gonna...

318
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I don't know why he's got nothing to do with the generator.

319
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Well, he might want to get the power going again another way.

320
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I mean, we're gonna...

321
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I don't know if he chooses.

322
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He might want to stick a penny in the fuse, you know.

323
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All the air, all the, even if you have that stuff, your electrical knowledge is farcical.

324
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But dude, they have so many air cooling handlers on the top of the roof.

325
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Oh, yeah, there's no way...

326
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They could...

327
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Yeah, I worked at this place.

328
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There's no backup generators.

329
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I used to work at this place called Direct Tech Marketing in Schomburg and it was fucking huge, huge computer room.

330
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The old kind of computers with the wheels on that are jerking back and forth.

331
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And my job was I worked in the shipping room but I would have to go into the tape library and pull tapes and all these tapes were computer tapes.

332
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And what they were was mailing list names.

333
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Well, anyways, the fucking intricate system, the room where the computers were in was actually raised off the floor where underneath was air conditioned and all the wires were running.

334
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It was fucking row after row after row after row of these machines and this was just the fucking mailing list house.

335
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It wasn't even a fucking government thing.

336
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You should have seen the motherfucking computers there.

337
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The data banks they make.

338
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All that information could be done like in a phone now.

339
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You could do that on a thumb drive with the computer.

340
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:44,760
Well, no, but what they would do is like cabalas or fucking Newport News, all these different fucking catalogs, Woman Within and whatever the fuck it would be.

341
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All these, I know all these catalogs.

342
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No, I know all these catalogs because, you know, I would fucking be sending this shit to these places.

343
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,760
This was a mailing list.

344
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Yes, and they would buy the names from the mailing list and every time it would be different.

345
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I'd be like, why don't they just keep the names from the last time?

346
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Why do they got to order a tape from us each time?

347
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,760
It's fucking ridiculous.

348
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But I guess the list changes.

349
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And they do it by algorithms.

350
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Or back that.

351
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The logarithm.

352
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Another Larry's word corner.

353
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What can you butcher today?

354
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,760
It was a fucking wild job, man.

355
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,760
No, it sounds like it.

356
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:32,760
But like these data centers that they have, even the funny thing is it's like 800 and some people work there.

357
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,760
It's crazy.

358
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:38,760
Excuse me, but this drunk chick made out to me one time.

359
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Oh, geez.

360
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,760
What was his name?

361
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,760
I think it was Bill or Bob or something.

362
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That's what you were doing.

363
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,760
Yeah, that's what I was doing.

364
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,760
I was bobbing for bills.

365
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,760
Well, that's when, yeah, that's when company parties you can get to.

366
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It was awesome.

367
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,760
We got fucking wasted.

368
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A couple of times they let my band play.

369
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,760
Yeah, it was excellent.

370
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,760
Those were good company parties.

371
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,760
Nowadays, company parties are.

372
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,760
Oh, we only have booze at our parties.

373
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,760
Dude, we would be so fucking drunk at work.

374
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,760
It was ridiculous.

375
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,760
They would let us smoke in the fucking building.

376
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760
I remember that.

377
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,760
It was great, man, a long time ago.

378
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,760
But what do you call it?

379
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:26,760
The whole thing is that these people want to interject all these, what do you call it?

380
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,760
And then they made us go to the floating dock to smoke after a while.

381
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:36,760
Of sudden, he came down somewhere in 1993.

382
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,760
Everybody probably smoked.

383
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,760
No, everybody smoked at their desk and shit.

384
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,760
Yeah, it was crazy.

385
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:47,760
Well, they didn't realize smoke would get into all that shit and fucking off the bench.

386
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,760
I don't think they were smoking in the computer room.

387
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,760
That was like a fucking clean room almost.

388
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,760
I'm sure you guys were smoking.

389
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,760
Oh, yeah, they don't give a shit back then.

390
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,760
Cigarette for good for you.

391
00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,760
They used to tell you that.

392
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,760
Like they had no side effects.

393
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:02,760
There was no causing it.

394
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,760
I mean, they used to give them to the Russians for the...

395
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,760
Oh, yeah.

396
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,760
The soldiers.

397
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,760
Yeah, for a huge commodity back then.

398
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,760
Everybody's ripping heaters, killing Charlie in the bush.

399
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,760
Well, someone's got to do it.

400
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,760
The funny thing is, man, what the hell was I just about to say?

401
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,760
Here's what I'm going to do, man.

402
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:28,760
I'll tell you guys, I'm going to let the people out there in computer land as well know that we're going to do some fucking new high-tech shit next time.

403
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:32,760
I might buy one of those reflective umbrellas or two.

404
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,760
That's not high-tech at all, Larry.

405
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,760
That has nothing to do with tech at all.

406
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,760
You're putting an umbrella up with a light in it.

407
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760
For the... yeah, for the light?

408
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,760
Yeah, because we need more light.

409
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:44,760
No, no, it'll disperse the light, and maybe we could use less light and have it look more normal.

410
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,760
Let's save this for after the show to talk about tech.

411
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,760
It's off.

412
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,760
Yours is off.

413
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760
And I tilted that.

414
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,760
Let me fucking...

415
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,760
Wait, wait, wait.

416
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,760
I mean, we're in the middle of a show and you're doing tech stuff.

417
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,760
There you go.

418
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,760
I'm doing it right in my freaking eyes, man.

419
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,760
No, yeah, get in Neato's eyes.

420
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,760
Now I'm seeing a big white spot.

421
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760
Yeah, I know.

422
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,760
How's that? Better?

423
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,760
Yeah, that's definitely better.

424
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,760
That'll work for now.

425
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,760
We're always improving here at the Larry and Neato show.

426
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,760
We don't fucking play games.

427
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:20,760
We're the only show that's been on for a year and digresses as it goes further.

428
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,760
But instead of being smoother, everything's rougher.

429
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,760
I wanted to... oh, shoot, man.

430
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,760
What the fuck did I want to talk about?

431
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,760
You know what?

432
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,760
I don't know what you guys want to talk about today because I didn't really do any show...

433
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,760
Well, I'll tell you something, man.

434
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,760
I tuned a fucking piano the other day.

435
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,760
Leonard, I want to give a shot.

436
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,760
You're not even talking now.

437
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:42,760
Well, I want to give a shout out to Leonard for giving me that player piano.

438
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,760
I have a piano that's about 100 years old.

439
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,760
It's pretty cool.

440
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,760
And me and my brother...

441
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,760
See, my brother had the piano tuning wrench and the little...

442
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:57,760
You got to get these rubber wedges to stick in the strings because each key has three fucking strings.

443
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:04,760
So you tune the middle one and then you pull one of the wedges out and tune that one by ear to that one.

444
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,760
And then you put the wedge back in, pull the other side out, tune that one by ear.

445
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,760
Every key of the...

446
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,760
And you tune it for every fucking key.

447
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,760
All 88 of them.

448
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,760
Yeah.

449
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,760
There's 88 of them.

450
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,760
So you're still out there and the crowd's doing it from like...

451
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:23,760
No, so we already... I've already tuned the piano three times in two days.

452
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,760
Oh man.

453
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,760
So now that motherfucker...

454
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,760
So it's an over 100 year old piano.

455
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,760
There's only like three keys that don't work on the whole thing.

456
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,760
Two of them are way high up.

457
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,760
One of them is a very important one right in the middle of the register.

458
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,760
It's the G sharp is fucked up.

459
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,760
The G string.

460
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,760
Yeah.

461
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,760
And so...

462
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,760
But the thing is perfectly in tune now.

463
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:51,760
And it's awesome because I'm sitting out in my garage just fucking playing the piano and you know, enjoying the nice weather.

464
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,760
And I can't believe I know how to tune a piano.

465
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,760
So now I got a piano at Virginia's house.

466
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,760
She's got a grand piano.

467
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,760
And then there's a piano at my mother-in-law's house, which is actually my piano.

468
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,760
It's a really old Victorian fucking piano from like this motherfucker.

469
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,760
This one Lynn, my mother-in-law learned how to play piano on it.

470
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,760
She's 90 fucking two.

471
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,760
Oh damn.

472
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,760
And it was old when she learned how to play on it.

473
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:23,760
This is where the ivory has wore off some of the keys and the fucking wood starting to wear out on the black keys and shit.

474
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,760
It's fucking cool.

475
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,760
So I'm going to practice tuning these pianos.

476
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,760
And then I'm going to fucking go, I'm going to tune pianos man.

477
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,760
It's not that hard and I got the ear to fucking do it.

478
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,760
You're going to tune pianos.

479
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,760
Yeah.

480
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,760
And you can make like fucking two, three hundred bucks tuning one fucking piano.

481
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,760
Where are you?

482
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,760
You put an ad out on the internet and you say I tune fucking pianos.

483
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,760
I understand how the internet works.

484
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,760
And then Larry comes to your house and tunes your piano.

485
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,760
Oh great yeah.

486
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,760
They call the cops on Larry.

487
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,760
He's in your hamper.

488
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,760
It's like this.

489
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,760
I'm not, I'm not, just two bucks off.

490
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,760
I need my tuning mask.

491
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,760
This helps me.

492
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,760
Can you please call me when you're ovulating?

493
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,760
Where's your journey?

494
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,760
First things first.

495
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,760
Are you going to tune your mask?

496
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,760
You're like, that's my son's.

497
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,760
Oh.

498
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,760
Where's the other hamper?

499
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,760
So do we all agree that President Biden is a robot?

500
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,760
Yeah.

501
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,760
You guys wearing a mask.

502
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,760
The way he walks.

503
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,760
He's even a shitty robot.

504
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,760
No, he's a terrible robot.

505
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:38,760
His next speech is going to start out with Walk to Podium and Greek Crowd.

506
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,760
That's how it always starts.

507
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,760
Stop on X.

508
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,760
Um,

509
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,760
read your five guests.

510
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,760
What do you call it?

511
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,760
He's been dead since 2018.

512
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,760
Well I think they're taking him to Delaware all this time because they got to recharge his batteries.

513
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:02,760
And fucking, that's probably where they had the fucking endless supply of infants fucking.

514
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,760
I don't know about that.

515
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:10,760
Okay, listen, this isn't Chili's, an endless amount of baby back ribs or whatever.

516
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,760
I'm on my baby back, baby back, baby back.

517
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,760
They just don't have like a line of children out the door because endless is the last one.

518
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,760
No, they got him in the basement.

519
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,760
Maybe that's why they're letting all these illegals in.

520
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,760
For what?

521
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,760
For fucking fresh meat, brother.

522
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,760
Adrenochrome.

523
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,760
Yeah.

524
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,760
He's doing it on TV.

525
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,760
Right, well no, he's got to get his sniff on and he needs to dream of them.

526
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,760
He's doing it to the crowd to get his sniff.

527
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,760
Okay, no, but listen, okay, if he's sniffing on camera,

528
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,760
What's he doing off camera?

529
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,760
That's what I'm worried about.

530
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,760
I would like to see that come.

531
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,760
It's like when he leaves the middle of a speech,

532
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,760
Oh, there's a baby.

533
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,760
He just goes to sniff it.

534
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,760
Yeah, yeah.

535
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,760
The worst was he was walking into it.

536
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,760
Yeah, well no, on the thing I saw like about two weeks ago,

537
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,760
He's walking into some joint, maybe a wah-wah.

538
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,760
There's hardly anyone there. There's three little kids there.

539
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,760
He literally gets distracted and like goes over by little kids.

540
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,760
You see the Secret Service like, no dude.

541
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,760
Yeah, I don't think so.

542
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,760
Don't, please.

543
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760
I just think that he's...

544
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,760
It was fucking remarkable.

545
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,760
It was like this fucking pervert.

546
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,760
He is a fucking pervert, man.

547
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,760
We talked about that when Trump went to that guy's funeral,

548
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,760
the cop that got killed and Biden went to his old childhood home,

549
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,760
and comes out with like six kids.

550
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,760
And we're all like, what are we doing here with this guy?

551
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,760
And he has a teacher that says, I sniffed all six of these kids.

552
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,760
I sniffed all these kids and I was like, I was just loving this teacher.

553
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,760
Exactly.

554
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,760
Well dude, even on the, what was it, Easter?

555
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,760
The Easter Bunny dressed in, you know, the Easter Bunny.

556
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,760
He had to like redirect him on comeback.

557
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,760
He's like, hey, dummy, go this way.

558
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,760
Right.

559
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,760
But I think it's all just a ploy, his usual.

560
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,760
We all know that nobody's running anything.

561
00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:00,760
It's all run by NGOs and all these other outside corporations.

562
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,760
Yeah, NGOs.

563
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,760
Well, it's, I mean, okay, we could just start with the easiest thing

564
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,760
is the Federal Reserve, you know.

565
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,760
Yeah.

566
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760
Which is even an American entity.

567
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,760
It has no correlation to anything that this country is about.

568
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,760
Privately owned bank.

569
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,760
Privately owned system.

570
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,760
And then the funny thing is that...

571
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,760
I would like to make my own Larry's fucking cash.

572
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:24,760
Would be probably just as feasible and as fucking solid as the shit they got going.

573
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,760
I mean, how much weed have you been smoking today?

574
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,760
Dude, I was at home deep in...

575
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,760
I mean, we could print t-shirts.

576
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,760
That's all we're capable of, Larry.

577
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,760
We're not making money.

578
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,760
I don't even know what it would, what roaches.

579
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,760
We start trading in roaches.

580
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:36,760
There you go.

581
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,760
That's what Larry's cash should be.

582
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,760
Just joints and half joints.

583
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,760
Man, I was at home deep all the other day talking to a woman and a checkout

584
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,760
and then another woman interjected and she was, you know,

585
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,760
I started talking about the Federal Reserve.

586
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,760
She said, well, the government runs that, so it's like...

587
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,760
No, they don't.

588
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,760
It's only an image.

589
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,760
You don't know shit, lady.

590
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,760
It's called the Federal Reserve.

591
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,760
Oh, my god.

592
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,760
And you know what?

593
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,760
My dad's fucking messenger company was called Federal Messenger Service.

594
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,760
It had nothing...

595
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,760
Oh, no, it was called Veterans Messenger Service.

596
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,760
It's completely different thing.

597
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,760
Nobody working there was a veteran.

598
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,760
It had nothing to do with veterans.

599
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,760
They were veterans at messaging, though.

600
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,760
I guess.

601
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,760
I mean, there was a security thing.

602
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,760
One of my sisters, this woman, and I told her, like, you know, it's a totally separate entity.

603
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,760
Have you ever had a place called Jekyll Island?

604
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,760
Yeah.

605
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,760
She was clueless and she thought I was wrong.

606
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,760
I'm like, well...

607
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,760
Well, you all know how you were wrong.

608
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,760
Okay, be like, how much research have you done on this lady?

609
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,760
None.

610
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,760
No, I just, yeah, I was gentle with her.

611
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,760
Oh, yeah.

612
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,760
You guys were kids when I was younger.

613
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,760
Yeah, you can't be like that.

614
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,760
Well, you can't be like that with strangers in every person.

615
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,760
Oh, you can be however you want with strangers.

616
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,760
She started getting like a tick like...

617
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,760
Nice.

618
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,760
No.

619
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,760
Let me slap that tick out of you.

620
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,760
You better twitch it and shit.

621
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,760
No, no, no.

622
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,760
Give me your SSRIs or like smash them in the ground.

623
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Hello Kitty, what does that look like to you?

624
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,760
Where?

625
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,760
Which one?

626
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,760
The white Hello Kitty thing?

627
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,760
It says Hello Titties.

628
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,760
All right, that's what I was saying.

629
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,760
Why are those like tits?

630
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,760
Yeah.

631
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,760
Because it says catechronic Hello Titties.

632
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,760
It was a T-shirt, I mean.

633
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Oh, I'm like, wait a minute.

634
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,760
Does Hello Kitty always look like titties?

635
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760
Yeah, man.

636
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760
That's a Mandela effect.

637
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,760
It was great when the kids from Starbucks came to one of my friends.

638
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,760
Starbucks came to one of our gigs and I fucking handed them all a few t-shirts.

639
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,760
And the one girl's like, oh, and the Hello Titties.

640
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,760
And she's like, I want this one.

641
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,760
I'm like, you got it.

642
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,760
Yes, you do, sweetie.

643
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,760
Oh, there's only one stipulation for you.

644
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,760
It's crazy, the interactions you just have with normal people.

645
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,760
You got to put it on now.

646
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,760
Oh, God.

647
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,760
And you always got to say one creepy thing every show you're on to.

648
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,760
Just let your true self shine through.

649
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,760
Whatever.

650
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,760
It's crazy the interactions you just have.

651
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,760
That's not a fucking weirdo.

652
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,760
Oh, I never said I wasn't.

653
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,760
Right, well, you're calling me out.

654
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,760
Like I'm unique or something.

655
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:54,760
I just don't say creepy things when the cameras are on.

656
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,760
I've trained myself for one hour a week not to say something creepy.

657
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,760
That is a great show.

658
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,760
But the interaction you have just with somebody in line at Home Depot.

659
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,760
Yeah.

660
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,760
Thank you, Larry.

661
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,760
You're welcome.

662
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,760
Well, there's this black chick I always talked to.

663
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,760
She's a sweetheart.

664
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,760
She actually pretty good looking.

665
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,760
Here comes BOT.

666
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,760
No, we talk for like five, ten minutes every time.

667
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,760
Oh, okay.

668
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,760
Because I see her all the time.

669
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,760
But then this other woman.

670
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,760
Be careful, it might be pretty litter, Eddie.

671
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,760
Well, yeah, because we were talking about Trump and money, how shit has been.

672
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,760
I love how the blacks love Trump now.

673
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,760
Oh, yeah.

674
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,760
Well, they force that demographic to go there.

675
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,760
They realize what's going on finally.

676
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,760
It's not of his own doing.

677
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,760
Like, this is great, man.

678
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,760
America's becoming united.

679
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,760
What's that?

680
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,760
America's becoming united.

681
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,760
All these people swinging so far left, it's getting everyone pissed off.

682
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,760
Well, the pendulum is certainly swinging.

683
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,760
Yeah, it's got to swing back.

684
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,760
A little bit.

685
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,760
I say we're one less minute closer to the Tuesday clock right now.

686
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,760
Than we were yesterday.

687
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:07,760
Hey, did you see that these Fred boys are up to like $470,000?

688
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,760
Yes, yes, yes.

689
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,760
These Jewish kids that held up the flag.

690
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,760
They said throw those kids a rager and fucking they.

691
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,760
Half a million bucks.

692
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,760
I saw, okay, I saw one of the kids on Jesse Waters and I saw another kid on Laura.

693
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,760
My wife said, here, watch this.

694
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:29,760
And both one kid didn't mention the money, but Jesse asked the kid, what about the rager?

695
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,760
He said, we cannot get to the money.

696
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,760
Yeah, we don't have cash.

697
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,760
So they can't get it.

698
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,760
Who has this money?

699
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,760
Well, eventually they'll disperse it to them, but then they're going to have to figure,

700
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,760
because this might be a huge.

701
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:44,760
And Jesse said, throw yourself a good party, but do yourself a favor and be smart and give some of it to a charity.

702
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,760
Of course, give half of it to a charity.

703
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,760
Oh yeah, something like that.

704
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,760
Because for $400,000, you could throw a motherfucking banger.

705
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,760
You could throw a banger for $1,000.

706
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,760
You could hire Aerosmith for $20,000.

707
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,760
Well, the thing is that they've offered, the people have offered them,

708
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,760
Kid Rock said he'll play at their party.

709
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,760
Nice.

710
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,760
I tried to get wean at my wedding.

711
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,760
It was $15,000 or $12,000.

712
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,760
I said, we can't do that.

713
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,760
That's cheap.

714
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,760
But that's not too bad.

715
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,760
That's hella cheap, man.

716
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,760
Holy crap.

717
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,760
I mean, it's expensive.

718
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:20,760
We would have weaned, but I got the jazz guys that were all signed on blue note and shit.

719
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:25,760
The way that, like we were just talking about, everybody's forcing everybody to change, which is good.

720
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,760
But no, like he was a frat boy and the girls.

721
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,760
Well, look at everybody's sick of these shit.

722
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,760
Well, look at the iron worker that said, fuck Biden.

723
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,760
Those guys have been hardcore Democrats forever.

724
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,760
You and you guys are always Democrats.

725
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,760
Yeah.

726
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,760
We live in a democratic city.

727
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:41,760
That's the law.

728
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,760
Here's the thing.

729
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,760
My wife's father was a judge in Chicago.

730
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,760
My wife was a fucking public defender in Chicago for years.

731
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,760
You have to be a Democrat.

732
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,760
One time she said she didn't like a...

733
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,760
They were a very Democrat.

734
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,760
Well, check this out.

735
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:01,760
Mary said one time at work she didn't like Obama to one of her friends, this lady Eileen.

736
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,760
And she's like, wait, what?

737
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,760
They were like shocked.

738
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,760
Yeah.

739
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,760
I bet.

740
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,760
Why don't you like Obama?

741
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,760
Well, they're all webbing, so...

742
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,760
She was like, well, and she started naming a few things and they didn't...

743
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,760
It was back before the day where you got attacked and canceled.

744
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,760
But everybody around it was shocked.

745
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:23,760
It eventually turned into now my friend Adele, who works at fucking...

746
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,760
What's the big rush?

747
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Oh, Rush, the hospital.

748
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,760
Oh, Rush, Rush, Rush.

749
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,760
She works at Rush.

750
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:33,760
They literally outlawed them from speaking about Trump.

751
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,760
They hate Trump so bad.

752
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,760
No, that, come on, you can't do that.

753
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,760
That's freedom of speech.

754
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,760
No, dude, at the hospital they were like, you'll get fired.

755
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,760
Well, first of all...

756
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,760
You will get fired.

757
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,160
Takeler's wife was a nurse there and she was the only one that spoke out about like the

758
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,160
VACs.

759
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,160
And they came down on her.

760
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,080
Yeah, she was there for 20 years and she's like...

761
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,760
She told me, she's like, everybody I worked with, I've known her for 20 years.

762
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,260
Now we hate each other.

763
00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:59,260
Yeah, except for if one person still talks to me but everybody else wouldn't talk to me

764
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:00,260
anymore.

765
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,260
Wow, it's fucking mind boggling.

766
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:03,760
It's always good to break grapes.

767
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,160
It's crazy that you're on VAC so much that nurses can make all these videos and TikToks

768
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,160
and stuff, right?

769
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,160
Yeah.

770
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,160
Very funny.

771
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,760
I always like nurses a lot.

772
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,760
What's that?

773
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,760
I love nurses.

774
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,760
Man, here we go, down the creep hole.

775
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,760
I mean, you can't help yourself.

776
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,760
I had some good nurses.

777
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,760
Dude, you're like an autistic kid.

778
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,760
Doctors don't spend time with you.

779
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,760
Nurses...

780
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,260
Yeah, I had some nice...

781
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:28,760
I had some nurses that were very kind to me and very understanding.

782
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,760
Yeah, they take the prime...

783
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:37,080
I've even had nurses that caught me getting high in the room and fucking kind of looked

784
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,080
the other way.

785
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,760
I ain't gonna look the other way.

786
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,320
Well, I mean, you die, it's on their watch, so they kind of have to have a little bit

787
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,320
of separation.

788
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,760
You know, they're like, I guess we don't have to give them any painkillers this hour.

789
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,760
Well, no, actually give me more.

790
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,760
And then they brought a 20 with me.

791
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:56,840
I remember one time checking out of a hospital and like, okay, so now we had to...

792
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,720
Everything's cool with, you know, I forgot what is a broken bone or if it was when they

793
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:04,760
thought I fucking had leukemia or some crazy shit and fucking...

794
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,260
Okay, now we had to talk about your drug problem.

795
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,260
I'm like, what do you mean?

796
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:12,760
And they're like, dude, we've been taking blood from you all week.

797
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,760
You're still fucking on.

798
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,760
And they're like...

799
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,760
What's going on?

800
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,760
What's going on, you know?

801
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,260
And I'm like, I don't have a problem.

802
00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:24,260
And the fucking lady, it was a doctor and she was very, very fucking mean to me.

803
00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,760
And the nurse was like...

804
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,760
Yeah, because you're getting high in this fucking hospital.

805
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,760
What are you gonna do?

806
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,760
Get high in the hospital?

807
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,760
No, I've done it before.

808
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,760
Yeah, you have to.

809
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,760
You have to.

810
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,760
I live in glass houses.

811
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,760
I can walk around naked.

812
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,760
That's right.

813
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,760
I got no problems with that.

814
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:51,260
So it was weird too and every time I did it, they'd walk in like a second later and I'd

815
00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:53,260
be like, man, they gotta have a camera in here.

816
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,260
No, they can't.

817
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:55,260
That's a...

818
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:56,260
No, is it?

819
00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:57,260
Because it was almost like weird.

820
00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:02,260
It was almost weird, like almost getting caught all the time, every time.

821
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,760
Maybe you were just so high you thought that.

822
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,260
No, they'd come right in before it really sank in.

823
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:11,260
Or maybe they learned that when somebody would come in to bring you the drugs and they would

824
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,260
follow them.

825
00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:13,260
Larry, the same rocket said...

826
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:14,760
I mean, this fucking guy...

827
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,760
He's gonna do it in two seconds.

828
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,760
He's playing chess over there.

829
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,760
I'm playing checkers.

830
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,760
Real asshole.

831
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,760
Hey, can I get one of those beers?

832
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,260
Maybe when somebody comes and visits you.

833
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:28,260
Yeah, I guess that was it.

834
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:31,760
Maybe when they walk past the nurses station, we should go into the room.

835
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,260
Maybe it's not their first roadie.

836
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,260
Yeah, no.

837
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:35,260
You think they're dealing with drugs?

838
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,260
Come on.

839
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:37,260
Thank God.

840
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,260
PBR of Hams.

841
00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:40,260
I'll take your Hams.

842
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,260
Thank you, sir.

843
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:43,260
High class joiner around here.

844
00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:45,760
We got PBRs and Hams.

845
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:52,260
By the way, PBR Hams, any of you fuckers want to come forward with a few thousand cases.

846
00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,260
A few thousand cases.

847
00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:54,260
Or some money.

848
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:57,260
We will build a studio out of PBR Hams.

849
00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:58,260
We'll take that shit.

850
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:02,260
We'll build a studio out of PBR Hams and then we'll drink them.

851
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,260
Hey, we'll have like a half a studio.

852
00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:08,260
You ever hear these things called tag houses?

853
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,260
It's called the tag house.

854
00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:12,260
This is when you were so...

855
00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:14,260
You were like a bird of a fag house.

856
00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:16,260
No, this is a tag house.

857
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:22,260
This is literally when you're so fucking poor in the deep south, like the blacks and the

858
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:27,260
old people and the people that were white trash or whatever were super fucking poor.

859
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:31,260
They would literally make houses out of old license plates.

860
00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:33,260
It was called a tag house.

861
00:37:33,260 --> 00:37:34,260
Damn, that's a lot of license.

862
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:35,260
It was the tags from a car.

863
00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:36,260
Yeah, and they fucking...

864
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:40,260
I saw this thing where they were talking to some old blues guy.

865
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,260
I forgot who it was now.

866
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:46,260
I wish I could remember, but they were talking to like the granddaughter and they went back

867
00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:51,260
to the house and it was all these rusted out fucking old license plates.

868
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:56,260
The motherfucker was still standing with trees growing through it and shit.

869
00:37:56,260 --> 00:38:01,260
It was in the middle of fucking nowhere in like Tennessee or some fucking shit and it

870
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:02,260
was awesome, man.

871
00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:03,260
That was like a tag house.

872
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:08,260
We'll tell PBR or Hams, we will make a fucking house out of beer cans.

873
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:09,260
We will weld this shit.

874
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,260
We'll make a studio.

875
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:11,260
I guess I'll do it.

876
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,260
No, I'll make it.

877
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:13,260
Yeah, but yeah, no problem.

878
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,260
We can do that.

879
00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:16,260
But you got to send us the fucking cans of beer.

880
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,260
We're the first PBR studio.

881
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:20,260
We won't say anything racist for the first 15 minutes.

882
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:21,260
Yeah.

883
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:22,260
We'll try that.

884
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:24,260
That's in our contract.

885
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,260
Yeah.

886
00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,260
After the first 15, we're good.

887
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:32,260
So yeah, that would be pretty good, but the tag houses was pretty...

888
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:34,260
You had to be pretty fucking down.

889
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,260
That's pretty interesting.

890
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:37,260
When you think about it back in the day, what else are you going to do?

891
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:38,260
That's what they did, you know?

892
00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:39,260
Yeah.

893
00:38:39,260 --> 00:38:41,260
What the hell did you get all those license plates?

894
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:42,260
That's what I'm thinking.

895
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:43,260
That's kind of weird, man.

896
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:45,260
Back in the old days, remember?

897
00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:47,260
Well, I don't know if you guys remember.

898
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:48,260
When we were...

899
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,260
This is not a house.

900
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,260
You're talking about a shack.

901
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,260
But still, you got no hundreds.

902
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:54,260
But when we were kids, they put new license plates on the cars every fucking year.

903
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:56,260
So there was an abundance of old plates.

904
00:38:56,260 --> 00:39:00,260
Yeah, but still, though, compared to, I mean, how many people were building these houses?

905
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:02,260
I don't know how many tag houses.

906
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,260
It wasn't like a subdivision.

907
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,260
We're also thinking, maybe four.

908
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,260
If it's a real shithole, how many people drive cars?

909
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:11,260
How many people have license plates?

910
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,260
You know what I mean?

911
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:15,260
Yeah, I don't know where they got them from, but they got them and they had them.

912
00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:19,260
Well, it may have been like a recycling place that had a bunch of them sitting around.

913
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,260
Did they recycle back then?

914
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:21,260
I don't think so.

915
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:22,260
Well, metal.

916
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,260
I'm sure they did.

917
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:24,260
Yeah, steel and aluminum.

918
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:26,260
They always had, yeah.

919
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,260
Scrappers was always happening.

920
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:30,260
Especially down there.

921
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:31,260
That was a living...

922
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:32,260
People made a living doing it.

923
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:33,260
Still do it now.

924
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:37,260
I got fucking somebody we know lives next to a scrapper.

925
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:39,260
Dude, I put a refrigerator out at my mom's place.

926
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,260
Oh.

927
00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:41,260
I mean, it was gone.

928
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:43,260
I think I went back outside like three hours later.

929
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,260
It was gone.

930
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:45,260
No fucking...

931
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,260
Another fridge.

932
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:49,260
Me and my kid make bets because we've been throwing stuff out of the house.

933
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:54,260
We threw a grill out last week or like two weeks ago and we'll bet...

934
00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:59,260
I always go low because those guys are out scouring and it was in like 30 minutes.

935
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,260
Especially like before garbage day.

936
00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:04,260
And he thought, what do you call it?

937
00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:06,260
We'll set an alarm, go out there.

938
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:07,260
The other day we threw away a bike.

939
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:09,260
It was gone within 15 minutes.

940
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:11,260
We sat on the front porch and watched it.

941
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:14,260
I'm like, this is with the scrapper chum.

942
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:16,260
I'm like, watch what's gonna happen.

943
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:19,260
And my kid's like, you don't know what you're talking about.

944
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:21,260
Boy, you have no idea.

945
00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:23,260
It hit the curb in 15 minutes later.

946
00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:26,260
I said, I hear a tuba so low down the street.

947
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,260
Fucking...

948
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:34,260
Somebody heard like metal scraping, a metal scrape on the curb.

949
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:35,260
I was like, you hear it.

950
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:36,260
You get a bump.

951
00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:37,260
They came in so good.

952
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,260
That's the tuba so low down the street.

953
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:43,260
And sure shit, that son of a bitch came up.

954
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:45,260
But hey, this is how the world works.

955
00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:46,260
But he's working.

956
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,260
I fucking give that guy...

957
00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:48,260
I respect it, man.

958
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:49,260
This is how the world works.

959
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:51,260
If you're gonna do your shit, do your shit.

960
00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:52,260
But you don't fucking...

961
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:54,260
You don't get nothing for free.

962
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:58,260
Like these motherfuckers complaining we're not giving them enough.

963
00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,260
You are kidding me.

964
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:02,260
I know people are living paycheck to paycheck right now.

965
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,260
Dude, that's what I'm telling you, man.

966
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:05,260
And you want better food and better accommodations.

967
00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:07,260
I love the Mexican women.

968
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,260
Okay.

969
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:12,260
I mean, it's a pretty heavy episode.

970
00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:15,260
Well, you know, the Mexicans are all working, man.

971
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:18,260
How about the serial killer they just called in Mexico?

972
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,260
And they're always real wet.

973
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:22,260
They just called a serial killer in Mexico.

974
00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:24,260
And this has been going on for like 10 years.

975
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:27,260
The guy's house was like, man, I wish I had more information.

976
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:29,260
I screwed up on this one.

977
00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:31,260
Dude, you know how many serial killers they called in Mexico too?

978
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:32,260
Yeah.

979
00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:33,260
That's scary.

980
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,260
That's the plan.

981
00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,260
How about India?

982
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,260
No, India.

983
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:38,260
There are a billion fucking people there, man.

984
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:42,260
Dude, I can't get over the Indian, like, Instagram...

985
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:44,260
I like the Indian needles.

986
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:50,260
I like the Indian map you sent to the fucking gang with the shit territories.

987
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:52,260
Oh, yeah.

988
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,260
Where people shit in the open.

989
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:56,260
Yeah, they should know in the open.

990
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:58,260
Yeah, they should know in the open.

991
00:41:58,260 --> 00:41:59,260
It's just all red.

992
00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:01,260
There's no deviation from color, really.

993
00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:02,260
It goes big.

994
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,260
It just gets brown.

995
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:06,260
It was like 90 to 1,000 or something.

996
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:07,260
It's per capita.

997
00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:08,260
Everybody shits.

998
00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:10,260
It was like a million shitters per cat.

999
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:11,260
Like per one mile.

1000
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:13,260
Yeah, and they're not real shitters.

1001
00:42:13,260 --> 00:42:14,260
They just...

1002
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,260
Oh, no.

1003
00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:16,260
They just...

1004
00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:18,260
They just shit like little fluid things.

1005
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:20,260
Little gutters.

1006
00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:21,260
Dude, right on the...

1007
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,260
Oh, man.

1008
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:27,260
Like you were saying, Kiki was just talking about it when they prepare the food, the street vendors.

1009
00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:29,260
And there's just like flies.

1010
00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:33,260
And then there's just like a cow's asshole, like, because the cows turned around.

1011
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,260
And this guy's like flipping shit around.

1012
00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:36,260
And I'm like...

1013
00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:37,260
Then the guy scratches his ass.

1014
00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:38,260
And their ass...

1015
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:40,260
Well, he's handing a lot of...

1016
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,260
Dirt under his fingernail.

1017
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:43,260
He's just mixing stuff.

1018
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:44,260
Oh, man.

1019
00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:45,260
Fucking hell.

1020
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:48,260
And then you got the guy's...

1021
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:49,260
Oh, man.

1022
00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:50,260
He's like a Sharia hand.

1023
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:52,260
And he's the one guy.

1024
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:54,260
He has a nub, like his elbow.

1025
00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:57,260
And he's like making some kind of like pastry.

1026
00:42:57,260 --> 00:43:00,260
And he's like, everyone was under his armpits.

1027
00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:03,260
And it's like, what the...

1028
00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:05,260
Who is this shit?

1029
00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:07,260
What the fuck is going on?

1030
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:09,260
An Indian Patty Smasher.

1031
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:14,260
Dude, you think you'd at least like duct tape of spatula that was arm or something?

1032
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,260
That you can do.

1033
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,260
I mean, just like this...

1034
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,260
What the fuck, man?

1035
00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:20,260
I mean, India's known for a couple things, man.

1036
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:22,260
I mean, bus rates, sambarilla.

1037
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:23,260
Not cleanliness.

1038
00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:27,260
Fucking that dude, that Indian dude that drank the water.

1039
00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:29,260
People born with tails.

1040
00:43:29,260 --> 00:43:30,260
Yeah, the Ganges?

1041
00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:31,260
Yeah, the guy that said,

1042
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:32,260
Hey.

1043
00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:33,260
It's fine, Bob.

1044
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:34,260
Do not worry.

1045
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:35,260
The water is very good.

1046
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:36,260
Your guy almost died.

1047
00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:39,260
They have a lot of people born with tails and shit.

1048
00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:43,260
Dude, that's the only place in the world where you can wake up,

1049
00:43:43,260 --> 00:43:47,260
take a bath, and wave to your neighbor that's taking a shit in the same river.

1050
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,260
Oh, yeah.

1051
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:52,260
And then the guy's washing a horse and a donkey or whatever.

1052
00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:53,260
And then the fucking...

1053
00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:56,260
And then the factory's also dumping pollutants into there.

1054
00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:58,260
And they're putting dead bodies in there.

1055
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:03,260
Yeah, the mom-mom's floats by on a fucking Viking funeral fire.

1056
00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:04,260
Is it a pyre?

1057
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:05,260
Yeah, it's a pyre, right?

1058
00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:06,260
I think so.

1059
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,260
I think it's a pyre, yeah.

1060
00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:08,260
She's just floating downstream.

1061
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:12,260
It still contaminates the fucking shit out of the water, man.

1062
00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:13,260
It's like...

1063
00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:16,260
We were talking about climate change, too.

1064
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:20,260
It's like these countries that think about, like, oh my God, you can't run your air conditioner.

1065
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,260
You can't use your water.

1066
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:22,260
You can't do this.

1067
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,260
You can't...

1068
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:25,260
And then here's India shitting in the streets and just...

1069
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:27,260
They're just low and small.

1070
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:31,260
I mean, seriously, this guy is like black.

1071
00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:32,260
It acid rains.

1072
00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:33,260
Yeah.

1073
00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:35,260
The rain is red.

1074
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:38,260
You've seen a video of the Indian airline?

1075
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,260
Of the woman?

1076
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,260
Of the window, yeah.

1077
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,260
Of the window out of the airplane.

1078
00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:44,260
They're like, you can't do that, lady.

1079
00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:45,260
What are you doing?

1080
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:46,260
I mean, how do you take that out?

1081
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:48,260
I mean, it probably smelled pretty good on that plane.

1082
00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:51,260
No, you wanted to keep that window off.

1083
00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:53,260
She couldn't even handle it.

1084
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:55,260
I mean, what's an Indian air fresher?

1085
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:56,260
Just a pile of dog shit?

1086
00:44:56,260 --> 00:45:00,260
How the fuck do you take the window out of a plane?

1087
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,260
I don't know, but she takes it.

1088
00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:03,260
She did, man.

1089
00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:04,260
Let me tell you.

1090
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:05,260
The fucking ingenuity.

1091
00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:07,260
Yeah, there's old lady Indians, man.

1092
00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:08,260
Larry.

1093
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:10,260
They don't fuck around.

1094
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:11,260
Dude, they walk around.

1095
00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:13,260
Man, have you ever seen, okay, so they have like...

1096
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:15,260
Their passports are real freaky looking.

1097
00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:19,260
Dude, digs into the trash to find stuff, to sell or re-use.

1098
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:22,260
Dude, and there'll just be piles of trash and people are...

1099
00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:23,260
Oh, no, there's a...

1100
00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:25,260
Well, people do that everywhere.

1101
00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:27,260
Not Indian trash, though, dude.

1102
00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:29,260
Well, I don't know if it's Indian or Philippine.

1103
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:32,260
Where like, there's people that go around and they collect like old chicken bones that

1104
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:34,260
have like little bits of meat on them.

1105
00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:37,260
They take them all, they get them, and they boil them, then they take all the little meat

1106
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:40,260
off of them, boil them again, and make new dishes out of them.

1107
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,260
Oh, man.

1108
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:46,260
Like, no, this is like a specialty, they call it.

1109
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:48,260
I don't know about that.

1110
00:45:48,260 --> 00:45:49,260
It is to them.

1111
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:51,260
It's called chicken surprise.

1112
00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:53,260
Well, yeah, surprise, you got death.

1113
00:45:53,260 --> 00:45:55,260
Surprise, you're not dead, right?

1114
00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:57,260
You're gonna get sickle up.

1115
00:45:57,260 --> 00:45:59,260
Yeah, man.

1116
00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:01,260
Sickle cell surprise.

1117
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:04,260
Well, I mean, we all know what that is.

1118
00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:09,260
I mean, that's like a gender reveal at a black funeral.

1119
00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:12,260
Sickle cell.

1120
00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:17,260
You got a guest of disease, you know, and they shoot the gender to the blue or the...

1121
00:46:17,260 --> 00:46:20,260
One sickle cell, one's diabetes.

1122
00:46:20,260 --> 00:46:21,260
Yeah.

1123
00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:25,260
One's alcoholism.

1124
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:30,260
Sickle cell canon.

1125
00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:36,260
And then it is like, I don't know, the little paper that comes out, it just says sickle cell.

1126
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:39,260
Little sickles.

1127
00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:41,260
Yeah, they do.

1128
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:43,260
That's great.

1129
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:45,260
That's actually good one.

1130
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:49,260
Little sickle cell, sickle shape confetti and shit.

1131
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:50,260
Yeah.

1132
00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:53,260
I just like it where it says sickle cell that flashes, so when it falls down it flashes.

1133
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,260
The smoke, the smoke.

1134
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:58,260
You know, they call it a strobe effect off of it.

1135
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:03,260
The smoke comes out, it's pink, and then little sickle cell confetti falls down.

1136
00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:07,260
And you know, it's like everybody's complaining, you know, oh, Americans suck and white people,

1137
00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:10,260
these people, they say, motherfucker, why are you trying to come to this country then?

1138
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,260
Exactly.

1139
00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:12,260
Get the fuck out of here.

1140
00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:13,260
If it sucks, oh, man.

1141
00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:17,260
You know, go shit in the street and fucking fight a lemur or whatever you get.

1142
00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:23,260
Well, here's the thing, they think Americans suck, but the ideal scenario is they're going to kill us all.

1143
00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:24,260
Oh, yeah, no.

1144
00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:25,260
That's what's going to be operating.

1145
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:28,260
They want to come here because this is a great fucking piece of land, buddy.

1146
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:30,260
Yeah, because we're weak right now.

1147
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:36,260
The immigrants are very strong that, you know, the next Ice Age North America is going to freeze over,

1148
00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:41,260
and that's why they're getting all these immigrants in here to help kill the population.

1149
00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:43,260
Because they say it's going to freeze over here.

1150
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:44,260
Who's going to freeze?

1151
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:46,260
I mean, the way they're manipulating weather.

1152
00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:51,260
2040s, that's when they say the solar, the sun is going to hit.

1153
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:55,260
That's all bullshit, man, because it's a flat earth.

1154
00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:58,260
What's the earth going to shift on its axis and its fake axis?

1155
00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:00,260
Well, we've gone through Ice Ages, though, so I don't know how.

1156
00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:04,260
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they know that the next one is coming.

1157
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:05,260
They may know something's going on.

1158
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:07,260
We've gone through a lot of shit, but I think it's really real.

1159
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:09,260
They're going to create it if it does, they'll create it.

1160
00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:11,260
First of all, who knows what's real?

1161
00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:12,260
I do.

1162
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:13,260
Oh, man.

1163
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:14,260
I know you're a real creep.

1164
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:15,260
That's all I know.

1165
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,260
That's the only thing that I think it's going to be real.

1166
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:19,260
The only thing real is God and Jesus.

1167
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:20,260
What's that?

1168
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:22,260
The only thing real is the word of God, man.

1169
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:24,260
Yeah, I mean, we've talked about this before,

1170
00:48:24,260 --> 00:48:28,260
that that could also just be manipulated also to make us think shit, right?

1171
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:29,260
Whatever.

1172
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:31,260
No, I'm just, what do you mean whatever?

1173
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:34,260
I love debating Larry, whatever, whatever.

1174
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:37,260
Yeah, whatever, whatever.

1175
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:40,260
God ain't real, whatever.

1176
00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:42,260
Whatever.

1177
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:47,260
That is a dude.

1178
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:51,260
I saw Kiki at the beach, she was like, man, I was like, what happened?

1179
00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:53,260
Yeah.

1180
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:55,260
Dude.

1181
00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:58,260
Oh, fucking.

1182
00:48:58,260 --> 00:49:03,260
This is my United States of whatever.

1183
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:09,260
But I'll tell you what, man, I'm real proud of myself that I tune that fucking piano.

1184
00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:10,260
That is pretty cool.

1185
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:12,260
I sent a little video, no shirt over.

1186
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:14,260
Yeah, he showed me what I needed to do.

1187
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:18,260
And then I just bought the wrench, the wrench was fucking only like dirt cheap.

1188
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:21,260
Yeah, man, it was like fucking 19 bucks.

1189
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:24,260
I got it on Amazon the next fucking day.

1190
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:26,260
It was here, I was tuning the piano.

1191
00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:27,260
And that's what's funny.

1192
00:49:27,260 --> 00:49:33,260
Well, I mean, I could probably use the space or some stuff or that's just how you tune.

1193
00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:39,260
Oh yeah, that's just how you tune it is with these rubber wedge things that stick in between the strings.

1194
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:40,260
Right.

1195
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:42,260
Yeah, so you can so you can dead in them.

1196
00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:48,260
Yeah, then it's got a long felt piece that you can shove in between the strings, but I didn't bother with that.

1197
00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:50,260
You said you had to take the main guts out to do it.

1198
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:52,260
Yeah, I took the whole fucking thing apart, man.

1199
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:54,260
Yeah, the playing system.

1200
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:56,260
So I took the feet and I threw those out.

1201
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:59,260
I put a bike.

1202
00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:00,260
Pedal.

1203
00:50:00,260 --> 00:50:07,260
And the pedaling thing out there, the bike was gone by the time I turned around and walked up the driveway, like you said.

1204
00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:09,260
What kind of bike? Which one?

1205
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:10,260
The Schwinn.

1206
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:13,260
No, it was a no.

1207
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,260
The dildo on the seat.

1208
00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:18,260
Maybe it wasn't even a bike. Maybe it was just something.

1209
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:20,260
Do you don't even know what you put out on the curb?

1210
00:50:20,260 --> 00:50:22,260
Yeah, no, I can't even remember.

1211
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:23,260
Jesus, Larry.

1212
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:24,260
And so now I still have you.

1213
00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:27,260
Were you even tuning the piano or are you just slapping wieners?

1214
00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:28,260
Oh, I was tuning the tune.

1215
00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:29,260
He's like, what do you call it?

1216
00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,260
He's like Betty Hill when he goes out the Boys Town.

1217
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:33,260
Just slapping wieners.

1218
00:50:33,260 --> 00:50:34,260
Running around.

1219
00:50:34,260 --> 00:50:36,260
Guys are chasing him.

1220
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:41,260
He comes into the bath house, he comes out in a towel.

1221
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:43,260
Slap the old man.

1222
00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:45,260
They all spin around.

1223
00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:47,260
Then the old man.

1224
00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,260
And then they're all on their knees.

1225
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:49,260
Yeah, nice slapping, man.

1226
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:51,260
And they're standing up and they all...

1227
00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:54,260
Circle around.

1228
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,260
Bent over.

1229
00:50:58,260 --> 00:51:00,260
Larry Hill.

1230
00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,260
That's fucking hilarious.

1231
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:06,260
I'll tell you what, this is one thing I remember from my childhood.

1232
00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:08,260
Benny Hill's the best.

1233
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:10,260
The six channels I actually had on TV.

1234
00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:11,260
Benny Hill.

1235
00:51:11,260 --> 00:51:13,260
Oh, that guy was a pioneer.

1236
00:51:13,260 --> 00:51:14,260
He was a...

1237
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:18,260
First of all, Jimmy Saville and him are going at the same time.

1238
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:20,260
Jimmy Saville likes children.

1239
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:22,260
Well, he was going on from fucking...

1240
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:23,260
Jimmy Saville was going...

1241
00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:24,260
Saville, Saville.

1242
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:26,260
Saville was going on a long time before that, man.

1243
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:28,260
Well, I'm just saying, but they were going at the same time.

1244
00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:29,260
Benny Hill wanted puss.

1245
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:30,260
What's up in the biz?

1246
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:32,260
You know, and it's like he's doing this all the way...

1247
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:33,260
Well, how about this?

1248
00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:38,260
Benny Hill proposed to like four or five chicks and none of them said,

1249
00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:40,260
yeah, he died alone and sad.

1250
00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:42,260
And he wasn't that old when he died either.

1251
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:43,260
I read something about that.

1252
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:46,260
Here's what happened, like at the tail end of his career,

1253
00:51:46,260 --> 00:51:50,260
all that sexist shit that was really funny became fucking...

1254
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:53,260
He was the first motherfucker to get canceled.

1255
00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:55,260
Because, you know, that's England and shit.

1256
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:58,260
They're a lot more twat-like than us.

1257
00:51:58,260 --> 00:52:00,260
That guy was... he was... oh, my God.

1258
00:52:00,260 --> 00:52:02,260
I remember watching that as a kid and just being like,

1259
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,260
I loved all of them.

1260
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:04,260
Oh, my God.

1261
00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:06,260
So he would have like his arm in a cast,

1262
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,260
and he'd start grabbing the ladies' ass.

1263
00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:10,260
And the old timer, she'd turn around and slap them.

1264
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:13,260
He'd do it again, slap them, and he'd look at him,

1265
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:14,260
and he'd be like,

1266
00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:16,260
he'd bust out his other arm and be like,

1267
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:19,260
yeah, it's like just a plastic, stupid humor.

1268
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:21,260
Just like stupid shit, man.

1269
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:24,260
She like bends over, her skirt's pulled up,

1270
00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:26,260
and she could see her lingerie.

1271
00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:29,260
And he does that weird look.

1272
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:32,260
He goes like this.

1273
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:34,260
True sexism.

1274
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:36,260
Wasn't the old timer like his father?

1275
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:38,260
Yeah, I suppose it was.

1276
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:40,260
But you know what, maybe it wasn't.

1277
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:42,260
Because I think it was just an actor.

1278
00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,260
It makes for a good story.

1279
00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:45,260
Yeah, it does make for a good story.

1280
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:48,260
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

1281
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:49,260
Seriously.

1282
00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:51,260
Says every liberal and Democrat.

1283
00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:52,260
Yeah.

1284
00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:54,260
But it comes to comedy, though.

1285
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:57,260
You gotta bend the truth a little bit, right?

1286
00:52:57,260 --> 00:52:59,260
That's what she said.

1287
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:01,260
Well, I heard that funny thing about you remember when

1288
00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:03,260
Chappelle got attacked on stage?

1289
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:04,260
Yeah.

1290
00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:05,260
By like the trans person or whatever?

1291
00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:06,260
Yeah.

1292
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:08,260
And they talked about the story where, you know,

1293
00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:10,260
all his guards came out and buddies came and beat,

1294
00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:12,260
you know, beat the hell out of the guy,

1295
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:14,260
and they grabbed the gun from him,

1296
00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,260
and then the guy was trying to pull the trigger,

1297
00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:20,260
or he tried to cock it to get the round out,

1298
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,260
but realized it wasn't a real gun.

1299
00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:25,260
So he grabbed the trigger and a knife popped out.

1300
00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:26,260
That was Chappelle's joke.

1301
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:29,260
He's like, we had a gun, but it turned into a knife.

1302
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:30,260
I've ruined the joke.

1303
00:53:30,260 --> 00:53:31,260
Sure.

1304
00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:32,260
Yeah, you always do.

1305
00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:33,260
Yeah, I mean, he can give you a layer of the worst

1306
00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:34,260
storytellers I know.

1307
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:36,260
But I'm sure everybody heard the joke.

1308
00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:38,260
But he's like, yeah, he, then all of a sudden,

1309
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,260
he's like, then they came after me for talking about a

1310
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:43,260
trans, making a trans joke about the guy's weapon.

1311
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:44,260
Because it was a gun.

1312
00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:45,260
The transition.

1313
00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:46,260
The transition to a knife.

1314
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:48,260
That's better than just as good as a gun.

1315
00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:49,260
Even the gun was a trans.

1316
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,260
Even the gun was a trans.

1317
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,260
Even the gun was a tranny.

1318
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,260
Yeah.

1319
00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:54,260
Well, it couldn't identify as anything.

1320
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:56,260
Yeah, it was pretty funny though.

1321
00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:58,260
It was a gun identifying, isn't it?

1322
00:53:58,260 --> 00:53:59,260
Well, it told me a little better.

1323
00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:04,260
Well, that's, that's, yeah, that goes without saying.

1324
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:07,260
Well, the funny thing is that we keep on pushing these

1325
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:12,260
people, making shit, normalizing this furry, this furry stuff.

1326
00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:13,260
Is it still around?

1327
00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:15,260
Yeah, it's banging.

1328
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:16,260
They had a whole school.

1329
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:18,260
Didn't you read that article about the school where the

1330
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:19,260
furries were terrorizing the children?

1331
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:20,260
Yeah, I heard that one.

1332
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,260
And the children made, like, were making complaints and the

1333
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,260
school wasn't listening to them.

1334
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:26,260
And the teachers had to, or parents had to interject.

1335
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:27,260
They were like biting.

1336
00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:29,260
Dude, they were biting.

1337
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:31,260
Yeah, biting kids on the ankles and shit.

1338
00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:33,260
Yeah, they would bark at people.

1339
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,260
They would walk on all fours.

1340
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:36,260
Well, how come these kids aren't kicking them?

1341
00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:38,260
How come their parents aren't putting jakes?

1342
00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:39,260
Because they're not allowed to.

1343
00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:40,260
If they do, they'll get in trouble.

1344
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,260
Yeah, because they hate crime.

1345
00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:42,260
Because they're concerned for the furries.

1346
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:44,260
But it's okay for the furry to fucking pretend he's a dog

1347
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:45,260
and bite someone.

1348
00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:46,260
Yeah.

1349
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,260
How does that make sense?

1350
00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:48,260
Well, it doesn't.

1351
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:49,260
That's the whole way of the world right now.

1352
00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:50,260
Nothing makes sense.

1353
00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:52,260
Well, you shove the, yeah, well, I mean, people are.

1354
00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:54,260
Give them some bad dog food.

1355
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:56,260
We're like, if so, like, have you seen the FBI call?

1356
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:58,260
Little ground glass in that album.

1357
00:54:58,260 --> 00:54:59,260
Yeah.

1358
00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:01,260
Well, dude, you could just rat poison them.

1359
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:03,260
But eventually.

1360
00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:04,260
Because that's illegal.

1361
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,260
That is.

1362
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:09,260
I mean, if you could be a furry, you can put him down, right?

1363
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,260
The fact that he's going to have to take a little furry vat.

1364
00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:12,260
He looks sick.

1365
00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:13,260
He looks sick.

1366
00:55:13,260 --> 00:55:14,260
I had to put him down.

1367
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,260
I had to put him down.

1368
00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:16,260
You should fix him.

1369
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:17,260
Oh, yeah.

1370
00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:18,260
Tom, should have a furry vat.

1371
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:23,260
No, I think Tom's, I think Tom's is having a sale on putting furries down.

1372
00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:26,260
Yeah, they should.

1373
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:29,260
He should be advertising that stuff.

1374
00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:31,260
He might be.

1375
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:35,260
All of a sudden, the recent week's FBI's like, oh, there might be a terrorist attack.

1376
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:36,260
There might be a terrorist attack.

1377
00:55:36,260 --> 00:55:38,260
And they're like, we don't know why.

1378
00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:39,260
Like, what do you mean, man?

1379
00:55:39,260 --> 00:55:41,260
What do you don't know why?

1380
00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:44,260
It's asinine the way that things are going.

1381
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:45,260
I guarantee it.

1382
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:46,260
Mark my words.

1383
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:49,260
The Jewish church is going to get hit.

1384
00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:52,260
I hope not, man, but you're probably right.

1385
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:54,260
I didn't even think of that.

1386
00:55:54,260 --> 00:55:55,260
Well, either that or something.

1387
00:55:55,260 --> 00:55:56,260
I didn't even think of that.

1388
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:57,260
Something's going to happen.

1389
00:55:57,260 --> 00:55:59,260
Well, they just made that Civil War movie.

1390
00:55:59,260 --> 00:56:00,260
They're going to escalate it.

1391
00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:01,260
They need to escalate it.

1392
00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:07,260
Well, you never miss a good opportunity for a fucking, what do you call it, for a story?

1393
00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:08,260
Here's the thing.

1394
00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:14,260
So usually these movies with the predictive programming or whatever you want to call it,

1395
00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:16,260
it happens like 20 years later.

1396
00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:19,260
It's not supposed to happen three months later.

1397
00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:22,260
Well, no, look what they did with the speeding things up like crazy.

1398
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,260
Oh, yeah, no.

1399
00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:25,260
The narrative is becoming quickly put.

1400
00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:29,260
There's not enough time to make enough Hollywood movies to tell us what they're going to do in advance.

1401
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,260
They got to just keep making them and do it right away.

1402
00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:34,260
Yeah, they came out with a movie where somebody like bombed a bunch of illegals

1403
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:37,260
and then that started, that was like the tipping point finally.

1404
00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,260
I don't know.

1405
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:39,260
I didn't go see that.

1406
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,260
I won't go watch that propaganda.

1407
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:42,260
That stuff's crazy.

1408
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:46,260
Well, I heard about that, what do you call it, a movie, a civil war movie.

1409
00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,260
That's what I was talking about.

1410
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:48,260
Yeah.

1411
00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:49,260
And like they made Trump being like...

1412
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:50,260
Somebody killed him.

1413
00:56:50,260 --> 00:56:51,260
Yeah.

1414
00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:52,260
A black secret search.

1415
00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,260
In the movie?

1416
00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:54,260
Yeah, black...

1417
00:56:54,260 --> 00:56:58,260
Well, it's not an effigy, but it's highly...

1418
00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:00,260
The character that they used.

1419
00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:01,260
But it's like a Trump character.

1420
00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:04,260
Yeah, the character that they used is highly Republican.

1421
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:09,260
And they made it like all the conservatives were coming to attack and trying to destroy democracy.

1422
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:14,260
Yeah, and everybody's... and they're like all these war crimes are being committed and everybody's cheering it on.

1423
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:15,260
It's like, come on.

1424
00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:16,260
Really?

1425
00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:17,260
It's a stupidest thing.

1426
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:19,260
Like I don't know who can believe this shit.

1427
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:20,260
Everybody who went and watched it.

1428
00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:21,260
Did Obama make this movie?

1429
00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:23,260
No, he made that other one though.

1430
00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:24,260
But it all involves race.

1431
00:57:24,260 --> 00:57:25,260
That's what they always want to boil.

1432
00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:28,260
That's the easiest common denominator that we have.

1433
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:34,260
Keep pumping out these videos of black people hurting white people and white people cops hurting black people.

1434
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:37,260
And then everybody gets this thing that it's like...

1435
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:38,260
Everyone's all worked up.

1436
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:39,260
Shit goes hit the fan.

1437
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:43,260
All the good blacks on the conservative side anyways.

1438
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,260
So if there are...

1439
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:48,260
I mean, even most of the other blacks are already waking up telling the bullshit anyway.

1440
00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:52,260
Everybody feels that everybody's got to fill their gas tank.

1441
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,260
Yeah, I don't...

1442
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:58,260
Shit will hit the fan, but I guarantee the good will prevail.

1443
00:57:58,260 --> 00:58:01,260
Well yeah, how about Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago?

1444
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,260
They were asking him about that cop.

1445
00:58:02,260 --> 00:58:03,260
Did you see that video?

1446
00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:05,260
And he runs away from the reporters.

1447
00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:06,260
Really?

1448
00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:07,260
Literally runs.

1449
00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:08,260
I wouldn't doubt it.

1450
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:09,260
He's a fucking twat.

1451
00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:14,260
They started asking him about that cop that got killed that they just caught in Glendale Heights.

1452
00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:15,260
The kid.

1453
00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:16,260
Did you see that?

1454
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:17,260
No.

1455
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:22,260
20 years old, 20 or 22, he murdered a cop that was in uniform off duty.

1456
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:25,260
He tried to carjack him and he killed him.

1457
00:58:25,260 --> 00:58:26,260
Wow.

1458
00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:27,260
I think I did hear about that.

1459
00:58:27,260 --> 00:58:29,260
And then yeah, they busted him in Glendale Heights.

1460
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:30,260
Was he from the city?

1461
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:35,260
It didn't really specify, but they were saying that he was seen around there, but people didn't know that he was wanted.

1462
00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:37,260
This guy's like, I don't watch TV.

1463
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:39,260
He's like, I didn't even know he was wanted.

1464
00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:40,260
Huh.

1465
00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:42,260
But that's how things are going.

1466
00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:46,260
He forgets cameras are on him 24 hours a day.

1467
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:51,260
Yeah, well, it's also like, what kind of person are you that dodges doing your job?

1468
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,260
Because you don't want to talk to people.

1469
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:56,260
That right there is a huge red flag about anybody.

1470
00:58:56,260 --> 00:58:58,260
That you can't have a conversation with anybody.

1471
00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:01,260
It was a huge red flag when he got elected.

1472
00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:12,260
Look who was before him and look who was before him. I mean, it's all these people that these Democrats that they hire with these progressive views that literally destroying their own city and then they don't care.

1473
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:15,260
Chicago's been a black run city for, I don't know.

1474
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,260
I can't remember the last time.

1475
00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:19,260
Harold Washington was the first.

1476
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:21,260
Yeah, but he was black.

1477
00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:23,260
Yeah, it was a long fucking time ago too.

1478
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:25,260
It was a really long time ago.

1479
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:27,260
But I mean, they said Beetlejuice in and how'd you do it.

1480
00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:29,260
He was right after Jane Byrne.

1481
00:59:29,260 --> 00:59:32,260
That was when I was pretty young, man.

1482
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:35,260
Oh, yeah, and Daly was in there for a minute.

1483
00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:40,260
Only because they only let him in because of Richard J.

1484
00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:42,260
They were a powerhouse.

1485
00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:44,260
There was a deal struck.

1486
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:47,260
Yeah, you've got my son being there. I'll kill you from the grave.

1487
00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:49,260
Yeah.

1488
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:51,260
And then it's been all black.

1489
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:54,260
Everybody just hides their head in the sand.

1490
00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:56,260
It's crazy. It's like, oh, things are fine.

1491
00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:00,260
Because you're so disconnected from it and you just don't realize that.

1492
01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:03,260
Shit is going to hit the fan and we're all going to die.

1493
01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:05,260
And that's what's going to happen.

1494
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:07,260
Either they're killing us with our food,

1495
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,260
they're killing us with our drinking water,

1496
01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:11,260
they're killing us with crime,

1497
01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:13,260
they're killing us with drugs.

1498
01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:14,260
Every way possible.

1499
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:16,260
Which way you can look.

1500
01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:18,260
And then they're telling us that you can't do this,

1501
01:00:18,260 --> 01:00:20,260
you can't eat this, you can't have that,

1502
01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:22,260
you can't run your air conditioner, you can't wash your clothes,

1503
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:24,260
you can't...

1504
01:00:24,260 --> 01:00:26,260
Why the fuck are we listening to these people?

1505
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:29,260
The crazy thing is, is, you know, COVID,

1506
01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:31,260
oh, this massive pandemic, pandemic,

1507
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:34,260
it's like fentanyl is the biggest pandemic.

1508
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,260
Ever.

1509
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:36,260
It's epidemic.

1510
01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:38,260
It's worse. I mean, it is...

1511
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,260
Ever.

1512
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,260
And they just let it,

1513
01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:43,260
and they just let it flow into this country free.

1514
01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:45,260
Oh, and that's another thing I was hearing about how...

1515
01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:47,260
Oh, that's what I wanted to talk about.

1516
01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:51,260
London back in the day was built on drugs.

1517
01:00:51,260 --> 01:00:52,260
Yeah, the opium wars.

1518
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:56,260
All the powerful were feeding opium through Chinese,

1519
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:59,260
and the Chinese started giving it to their own people,

1520
01:00:59,260 --> 01:01:01,260
and now they're talking about how the Chinese

1521
01:01:01,260 --> 01:01:04,260
are basically using the same methodology.

1522
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:06,260
That we used on them.

1523
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:08,260
It's retribution for the opium wars.

1524
01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:09,260
That's what it is.

1525
01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:11,260
I mean, this has been, they've been talking about that.

1526
01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:12,260
So now, I mean, that's what they're doing.

1527
01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:15,260
What were the opium wars of 18, sometimes?

1528
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:16,260
It might be 17.

1529
01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:18,260
Yeah, I think it's a couple hundred years.

1530
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:19,260
Yeah, I was...

1531
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:20,260
17.

1532
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,260
So listen to this, I want you...

1533
01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:24,260
These numbers don't sound right.

1534
01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:26,260
Okay, so they had in Riverside and Cali...

1535
01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:27,260
Mm-hmm.

1536
01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:28,260
They had...

1537
01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:29,260
543.

1538
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:30,260
They had...

1539
01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:34,260
The DEA seized approximately 376 pounds of meth,

1540
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:37,260
37.4 pounds of fentanyl,

1541
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,260
600,000 fentanyl tablets,

1542
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:41,260
3 pounds of coke, and 7 guns.

1543
01:01:41,260 --> 01:01:43,260
And they're saying all that it was worth,

1544
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:45,260
the drugs confiscated,

1545
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:48,260
to the DEA was $16 million.

1546
01:01:48,260 --> 01:01:50,260
That doesn't sound right.

1547
01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:53,260
I mean, obviously if you sell in bulk, maybe.

1548
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:54,260
Yeah, but sweetener anyway.

1549
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:56,260
But still, like, it's pretty crazy, man.

1550
01:01:56,260 --> 01:01:57,260
Like, think about it.

1551
01:01:57,260 --> 01:01:59,260
It seems more than $16 million.

1552
01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,260
Is it coke?

1553
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:01,260
Uh, three?

1554
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,260
Uh, what do you call it?

1555
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,260
Six.

1556
01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:05,260
Three pounds, yeah, three pounds of coke.

1557
01:02:05,260 --> 01:02:07,260
So that's like 15, maybe more than 30.

1558
01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,260
You know, it's not that,

1559
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:09,260
maybe more than that, depending on that.

1560
01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:11,260
But that just seems crazy.

1561
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,260
Dude, they're making these busts.

1562
01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:13,260
Think about that.

1563
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:15,260
600,000 fentanyl tablets.

1564
01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:18,260
You could just easily just dump that into the water,

1565
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:19,260
or you could just, you know.

1566
01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:20,260
Oh, what's so here?

1567
01:02:20,260 --> 01:02:22,260
Get this, there's another thing.

1568
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:24,260
Well, that seems like it's too much money

1569
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:25,260
for that amount of drugs.

1570
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,260
Seems like it's too much?

1571
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,260
Yeah.

1572
01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:28,260
I don't know.

1573
01:02:28,260 --> 01:02:29,260
It seems like fentanyl's real cheap right now.

1574
01:02:29,260 --> 01:02:31,260
But it's dirt cheap to buy, that's for sure.

1575
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:32,260
Well, to do the precursors

1576
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:33,260
and buying all the other stuff.

1577
01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:34,260
No, no, no, so get this.

1578
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:37,260
I was listening to another podcast about,

1579
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:38,260
you know, it's one of those.

1580
01:02:38,260 --> 01:02:40,260
I wonder if a jab is still 100 bucks

1581
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:43,260
if it did to get more these days.

1582
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,260
Probably, I don't think that's worth it.

1583
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,260
I don't think that changes.

1584
01:02:45,260 --> 01:02:48,260
But there's a ranger that was going around California's,

1585
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:51,260
you know, forest to bust the cartels growing.

1586
01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:53,260
Oh, the weed, yeah, the weed.

1587
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:56,260
But now the cartels are taking over Montana

1588
01:02:56,260 --> 01:02:57,260
and Indian reservations.

1589
01:02:57,260 --> 01:02:59,260
Because Indian reservations,

1590
01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:01,260
there's only like two to three cops.

1591
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,260
They have what's that called?

1592
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:06,260
200,000 square miles or something.

1593
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:07,260
Tribal law.

1594
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:08,260
Yeah.

1595
01:03:08,260 --> 01:03:10,260
And now these cartels are coming in there

1596
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:12,260
with basically carte blanche,

1597
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:15,260
and they're charging the Indians like big,

1598
01:03:15,260 --> 01:03:17,260
like fentanyls, like 100 bucks a pill.

1599
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:18,260
Oh, wow.

1600
01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:20,260
Well, like, because there's nowhere else to get it.

1601
01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:21,260
And they're so hooked on it.

1602
01:03:21,260 --> 01:03:22,260
They're getting everybody hooked on it,

1603
01:03:22,260 --> 01:03:24,260
and there's nobody to bust them.

1604
01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:26,260
And they're starting to take Indian reservations.

1605
01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,260
These cartels aren't stupid.

1606
01:03:28,260 --> 01:03:30,260
Well, and also what they do is they're getting up close

1607
01:03:30,260 --> 01:03:32,260
by the Canadian border.

1608
01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:34,260
And so they're doing the reservations,

1609
01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:36,260
and that's how they're trafficking it back and forth.

1610
01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:37,260
Oh, yeah.

1611
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:38,260
Because they have that land.

1612
01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:39,260
They're fucking stupid.

1613
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:42,260
Is there a land that, is there,

1614
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:44,260
I wonder if there's an Indian reservation

1615
01:03:44,260 --> 01:03:47,260
that straddles the upper United States

1616
01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:48,260
and lower Canada?

1617
01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:50,260
Yeah, there's, yeah, there's,

1618
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:52,260
where you can just cross back and forth freely.

1619
01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:53,260
In on the Canadian side too.

1620
01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:55,260
Oh dude, that's where all the beast are.

1621
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:57,260
And there's no, and there's no,

1622
01:03:57,260 --> 01:04:00,260
and there's no border patrol or anything going on there.

1623
01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:02,260
No, there's not a cross across.

1624
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,260
That's how they are.

1625
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,260
But that's where all the British Columbian herb.

1626
01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:06,260
So you just bring the shit,

1627
01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:08,260
so you just bring the shit to those guys,

1628
01:04:08,260 --> 01:04:10,260
and they walk right across and distribute it

1629
01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:11,260
to everyone in Canada.

1630
01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:12,260
Well, no, you do another land,

1631
01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:15,260
because they take a piece and go right out of the land.

1632
01:04:15,260 --> 01:04:17,260
And plus they don't have the taxes,

1633
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,260
or they're basically,

1634
01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:19,260
They don't pay taxes.

1635
01:04:19,260 --> 01:04:20,260
Yeah, that's, everything's crazy,

1636
01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:22,260
because that's why they run cigarettes.

1637
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:24,260
Indians, you know, reservation cigarettes.

1638
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:25,260
They were cheap.

1639
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:26,260
They weren't taxed by the state.

1640
01:04:26,260 --> 01:04:27,260
That's fucking hilarious.

1641
01:04:27,260 --> 01:04:29,260
Well dude, you know how all the, like the,

1642
01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:31,260
all the casinos started, right?

1643
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:32,260
Huh.

1644
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:34,260
Well, we took the land away from the Indians.

1645
01:04:34,260 --> 01:04:36,260
No, but this was, it was a white guy that did it.

1646
01:04:36,260 --> 01:04:39,260
He's a CIA, dude, this is, oh man, this goes deep.

1647
01:04:39,260 --> 01:04:41,260
He said, here's a way around the law.

1648
01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:43,260
No, this goes deep into the story of the whole CIA,

1649
01:04:43,260 --> 01:04:46,260
oh, George Bush, from the money going to.

1650
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:47,260
Money laundering and then.

1651
01:04:47,260 --> 01:04:51,260
No, to paying, paying Iran, Iran contra.

1652
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:52,260
To Reagan?

1653
01:04:52,260 --> 01:04:55,260
Yeah, Reagan holding the prisoners,

1654
01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:57,260
paying Iran to hold the prisoners for elections.

1655
01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:59,260
Oh, yeah, for Carter to get out and then.

1656
01:04:59,260 --> 01:05:00,260
It goes deep into the air.

1657
01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:01,260
And then release him.

1658
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:03,260
One of those guys, he started in the,

1659
01:05:03,260 --> 01:05:06,260
where it was kind of like Palm Springs,

1660
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:08,260
there at El Cabezone or something.

1661
01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:10,260
That's what he started doing.

1662
01:05:10,260 --> 01:05:12,260
He started selling cigarettes, tax-free.

1663
01:05:12,260 --> 01:05:14,260
It was a white guy that started this thing, Indians.

1664
01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:16,260
And then they started getting poker rooms.

1665
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,260
They'd get raided all the time.

1666
01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:20,260
And then it went to the Supreme Court.

1667
01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:25,260
The Supreme Court basically ruled that Indians have the right

1668
01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:27,260
to do this tax-free.

1669
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:29,260
And that's where all the casinos started.

1670
01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:31,260
All that stuff started.

1671
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:32,260
Very, very interesting.

1672
01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:33,260
Yeah, it's how it all started.

1673
01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:36,260
No, there's a big documentary on Netflix about it.

1674
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:38,260
It's pretty cool.

1675
01:05:38,260 --> 01:05:42,260
All right, I'd like to say thank you to everybody that tuned in tonight.

1676
01:05:42,260 --> 01:05:47,260
And also, thanks to all the loved ones out there.

1677
01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:48,260
Thank you, God.

1678
01:05:48,260 --> 01:05:50,260
Thank you, Jesus.

1679
01:05:50,260 --> 01:06:01,260
Thanks to all the ladies, Sherry, Mary, Jessica, everybody, Chrissy.

1680
01:06:01,260 --> 01:06:05,260
And I got to say, Tom's does have a special going on.

1681
01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:11,260
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1682
01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:17,260
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1683
01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:22,260
the whole month of June in July.

1684
01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:24,260
It may go all summer.

1685
01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:26,260
It might.

1686
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:29,260
Starting actually, what month are we in now?

1687
01:06:29,260 --> 01:06:30,260
April, May?

1688
01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:31,260
May 1st.

1689
01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:34,260
Yeah, it's like May 3rd or something, May 4th.

1690
01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:38,260
If you got a burning hole on your little total pole,

1691
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:40,260
call Tom's Free Clinic.

1692
01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:41,260
Go back in to the Indians.

1693
01:06:41,260 --> 01:06:43,260
That's a nice, muffed-out one.

1694
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:47,260
That's pretty good.

1695
01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:50,260
All right, now I'll do our highly professional...

1696
01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:51,260
Outro.

1697
01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:52,260
Yeah.

1698
01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:53,260
Again, thanks for tuning in.

1699
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:55,260
You guys are the fucking best.

1700
01:06:55,260 --> 01:07:01,260
Minority at my water park.