time to get ready for the Larry and needles show
Hey everybody welcome to Larry and needles show I'm Larry I'm needles doesn't even say anything
I'm just in the show. Yeah. Thanks for that's playing the intro music
I know what you should have been only have a countdown or something maybe because Mike was but
But that's alright, I don't care how you guys doing today. I'm good the microphones were off until I said hello everybody
Yeah, I know I was gonna say something but I forgot um
So should we just get right into we'll get into the sushi brothers first fucking Riley soccer
I'm gonna start ever this is how every episode is good started it up there
Fucking animals
What do you call it?
So just just for recap last week. We got one kid who grabbed the ball in the middle of the game
I was committed sepico right on the field
And then the other kid the other dude works
We're gonna call Godzilla from run out on because I got a great story about him. So we had a practice last week and
You know try okay, so there's four Asian kids on the team and
There it's like mole leary curly and shemp with all four of them. I mean they run into each other
One guy's pulling on the other guy the other guys punching the other kid
They're totally Americanized like they're generations away from where they used to be
They're not very honorable. They're not they're not me can they don't hide in in the corner. It's our beggar
What's that actually no, they're not but uh, they're not bigger
But you could just tell by these kids the way that they act
Yeah, so
You know we get we have a practice. I take what half of the kids of the team the other guy takes the other half of the kids and
So you're like a coach. Yeah, okay coach the team. Well, you didn't tell us that I did I also this week
Oh, I told you I remember what happened last week. What's that? You think I remember last week?
He probably don't remember where you don't know where we're at right now pop
We got to get you back to the home
So we got out there and we're doing drills, you know passing this and that and
He goes out there and it was like one-on-one and he just takes this dude out on his or just body checks this kid
And the other guy comes over and he's like listen man. I told you last week. You can't be touching people
He loses it
I'm gonna do what I want. That's what he says like well listen here Bob
So I think he knows karate so I get into a crab stance like I don't know
Or he's gonna use one of the other dog listen kid. I don't want to play he's gonna use one of the other egg rolls as a Chinese star
Next thing I got a broken leg cuz these kids are a little partly if you know
so
Just literally he passes the kid passes the ball he runs up in the middle bam runs right into him
We're like you can't be doing that bro. What do you mean? I can't be doing this like what do you think you're doing out here?
Yeah, well, I'm he's like if they get by me. I'm gonna grab him or like just stop doing that
Keeps on do yeah, dude keeps on doing it keeps on doing it
So he's hitting people pushing people, you know doing all this shit
So then the head I'm just an assistant coach. So the head coach
Comes over and he's like is he still doing this shit? I'm like yeah, he's like get off the field
He kicked him out of practice. Oh, wow in front of all the parents
So it's all the parents out and let me tell you that's what you gotta do needles is
Let me tell I'm above the firmament at this point. I'm stoned of the bone
So I'm just looking for a good time, man. I'm having fun with all the kids ripping on them and sure it's hilarious
We got this little chubber muffin. Oh, man. He looks like that his name. No, that's what I call him with the other coach
So this kid man
He's like a dude. He's a big kid, you know, just he's got his muscle shirt on and his tits are hanging out the side
And I'm like, I'm like you're the epitome of Sun's out guns out and he just does he's like what does that mean?
Call the cops on you for it cuz I love you know, I do old-school stuff
Yeah, you're gonna get arrested for showing those things. So now he's going home telling his parents that the coaches
Yeah, this is what it's like they're all just rotted around and there's a couple good kids
We got an African-American gentleman that is very good. He's a gentleman. Yeah, he's a gentleman
You know, I don't get canceled. So, you know, what's that? See a little kid?
No, he's a grown man. Oh, he's playing with nine-year-olds Larry
He's failed a couple gentlemen
Is he 18 no, I'm joking. He's nice. He was held back a couple years
He doesn't fit in the desk anymore
So what do you call it so this kid goes so
Dude kicks him off of practice and I mean we're about 15 minutes away from and and we're in the middle of a scrimmage
and he goes over and
And coaches water bottle is right there on the sideline. He takes the water bottle
Whips it like 20 yards
Well, he's going
So that's why we call him Godzilla. Oh, man. I'm coming to a game. I'm coming to a game.
He's with the coaches water bottle right in front of him.
I'm coming to a fucking game.
He's just looking at it and I'm like, does that little bastard just whip through water bottle?
He's like, what the fuck?
Dude, he didn't know what he just cost and he's like, oh, stomping around up and down the field.
Wow. What am I coming in?
The kid has a problem.
He's like, go get the water bottle. He's like, no.
Like, oh shit dude.
What were the parents doing?
Everybody, people were just like looking at us like we're the assholes.
It's like, so you can tell there's something wrong with this kid.
Like there's got some kind of problems and shit.
But man, he whipped that water bottle so far.
I have never laughed so hard and I looked right at because it's Debbie's brother.
Debbie's brother?
Had coach.
Okay.
So technically, it's right in his cousin.
Oh, there's two brothers. I forgot. I forgot.
Yeah, so the good one and the bad one.
So him and I are good.
So we're just ripping on the kids.
But man, the...
So it's Riley's dad and uncle as the fucking coach.
Yeah.
So because his kids got a fucking want to kick Riley's ass.
Who does?
The other kids.
Why?
No, I had to treat him normally.
Oh, I know. I know.
I had this, okay, when I was in Little League, man.
Did I tell you guys?
That little bastard.
That is amazing though.
There's a guy...
Wait, one of us, we were looking at him.
We were looking right at him.
Debbie's fucking 1950s screen from fucking other...
Stopped around.
Monster movie.
I should get him that costume.
Yeah.
He's a shirt.
Your parents would love that.
Just written in China and Asia.
Yes, he is Godzilla.
Godzilla.
We've been looking.
He eats like Godzilla.
He's a big boy.
So I remember this.
I remember when I was in Little League, man.
Okay, Dick Schwartz was my Little League coach.
Who?
And his dick Schwartz and his son Jerry was my fucking kid that was in my third grade
class with.
And his dad was a Little League coach.
And this guy was so fucking mean.
And he was extra, extra shitty to his own kid.
It was really, really horrible.
By the end of every practice, the kid was full out crying.
It was horrible.
What would he do to the kid?
I remember we'd go to baseball practice.
They'd bring a cooler with beers in it.
And all the dads would sit in the dugout and they would drink beer and they'd yell at us.
The whole reason for just the dads to get together and get hammered.
This guy was like...
He thought he was coaching.
Yeah, right.
He was coaching the college fucking team or something.
He was really serious about it.
And we won first place, of course, but the kid, it was fucking horrible.
So his method worked.
Yeah, but it was horrible for it to be his son.
Yeah, look at how Larry turned out.
He's a Golden Glove winner.
Dude, I made the fucking All Star team.
I bet.
And Boy's Town.
You were a good, real good pinch hitter.
No, yeah, it was different back then when we were growing up, man.
Yeah, you had to know how to play.
Well, I don't want to get a whole sentimental about shit, but it was just like no phones.
That was it.
That's the whole thing.
There was no phones.
Here's what the phone was.
Yeah, it was fucking...
All the dads yelling at raps?
Yeah, sitting in the front yard just getting hammered.
Drinking at raps?
That was social media back then.
Just drinking fucking pop, pop, fucking pop style.
Nobody judged me.
I mean, nobody judged everybody because everybody was doing the same shit.
Everybody was drinking.
Everybody else was an alcoholic.
Well, I don't know if everybody was an alcoholic.
It seemed like it.
All the parents I knew.
Yeah, it really did seem like it.
Everybody was passing beers around.
Yeah, every weekend there would be like a party and somebody would get hammered and do something stupid.
It was like clockwork.
Sounds fucking great.
Yeah, dude, I remember a fist fight breaking out at one of our little league, what do you call it, dinners or what?
Like a barbecue or something.
Nice.
Yeah, there are animals back then.
Even like my family parties, I remember like everybody was always shit-faced and they always end up playing cars and drinking.
And we were always like the runners to get them beers and spanking them.
Sure, just smoking a heater right next to your face.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, the whole house.
When I was a fucking kid, man, I got Kong invaded.
I thought they were bust out like a gun.
Back in the 1800s when I was a kid, man, I remember like seeing home movies where I'm like two years old, I had my own beer, a cigarette.
Shit, that was the 60s though.
Yeah, but still, it was fucking pretty off the hook.
I was drinking back when you needed the fucking church key.
Yeah, we had to have the actual clunker top.
Remember the one with the round on the end and then the one with the cracker on it?
It's fucking hilarious.
You knew you were in for a good time if your uncle had one of those and a fucking, what do you call it, what's that thing that they put around their legs at the wedding?
Not a corsage, what's that called?
Garter belt.
Garter belt, yeah.
My uncle had one hanging from the mirror and then on his keys he had a pop-topper.
He had me another beer.
He'd just be driving.
It's like, alright.
He'd be like, we're going to take you, go for a motorcycle ride.
He's like 12 beers deep, thank God they didn't let him take me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, that's how it was back then.
Well, everything, the funny thing is we're changing in the wrong way.
I wish I could recall that, I wish I could verbatim say that quote about hard times with good men and good men to create, you know, weak time, weak men.
Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men.
Weak men create hard times, it's cyclical, it's all cyclical.
And that's in the, we're in it right now.
It's it, man.
And look what would happen with the frat boys right now.
Just like they say smart people talk about ideas, you know, semi-smart people talk about things and dumb people talk about people.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
I forget what they're saying.
Yeah, they butchered it.
I butchered the fuck out of it, but it's something along those lines.
But the first one is definitely smart people talk about ideas.
I want our first example, the view.
That's just smart.
I should have said smart.
I should have said here's how it goes.
Bright people and then it's, uh, it goes down in case, dull people and then like a case system starts at the top and goes to the bottom.
I said the wrong truth.
I'm talking about other people.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, look at these gossip shows.
You're dumb.
People have any fucking ideas.
And the funny thing is, is like, like we said, the view.
We're talking about them right now.
Well, yeah, look at us actually.
We just hit that bottom level.
I just, we had just had an epiphany all of a sudden.
The retard circle has come home to Roost.
Um, but if you look at, if you look at, but okay.
Man, it's, it's just, it's just funny how people will take anything that they see on TV for face value.
This person talked to this person.
So it's truth.
How's that?
Better even?
I think there's a lack of, of people wanting to do any research or do anything that brings them out of their comfort zone that they don't understand.
They don't want to understand or like everything is fine.
I'm living in my bubble and nothing bad can happen.
Yeah.
Well, the world is literally just burning around us.
Everybody's like, I'm going to get in my truck.
I'm going to go to Applebee's with my fat wife and my fat kids.
Then I'm going to the gas station, get in the bag of Cheetos.
I'm going to be a monster and I'm going to go home and kick my wife and my dog.
We're going to go home or are you going to fuck or fight?
Well, and also a sign of intelligence is, you know, who do you follow?
Who do you listen to?
What, what intrigues you?
True intelligence leads and doesn't follow.
Well, it depends unless it's AI.
AI isn't true intelligence.
Yeah, it is.
We've built it.
It's true intelligence.
It's a peak of intelligence right now.
It's artificial.
It is.
We've given it a model.
We don't even mean a model to go off of.
Yeah.
And the problem is the people that loaded those models right now are so fucking far to the
left that the fucking thing, like if you ask it, give me a speech in Trump's rhetoric,
they'll say, oh, that's derogatory.
Give me one in Biden's.
Oh, here you go.
Well, you can go to give me one in, you know, you just go down the list of right and left
and it will not help you out if you're looking for some.
Well, you use the Elon Musk one.
It's completely different.
Elon Musk has his own AI.
Does he?
Yeah, he does.
No, I remember, I asked the chat, GBT or whatever, I'm like, what are they?
Draw me with a bigger dick.
I want to see what it's like.
Wait, what did it say?
Oh, that's what you told the AI.
Just making the weirdest stuff up.
No, I asked that.
I'm like, what are the carbon emissions of all the major countries over the past, like,
three, four, five years?
Yeah.
Just say China and India.
That's the first thing that I need.
Well, no, and it's not like, whatever, you know, because they say we're going crazy,
but it wouldn't give me the information.
It told me to ask the government sites.
Oh, which is great.
Oh, there you go.
It referred me to the government website.
Because it won't give you anything true.
Well, that's the thing.
It wants me to go to the, I'm like, well, how come you can't just...
It has a model it has to follow, you know, to some extent.
I mean, if it doesn't fit the narrative, it's not going to tell you the information.
The thing is, it's moving at such a fast pace that once it becomes self-aware, then we're
fucking screwed because they keep, they can shut them down right now.
I mean, it is good for some stuff.
Well, it does.
Like Tyra says, man, you can shut them all down with some fucking water.
What do you mean?
You start dumping water in that motherfucker.
Well, I don't think that that, I don't think it's that easy to just go into a server room
and dump water on this stuff.
Well, you know, I mean, it was really, really getting out of hand and they needed to.
They could just soak that room out with water and fucking they'd all be fried.
You can take out the power going into that.
Yeah, that's the easiest way to do it.
Oh, that's another way.
Then there's backup generators and then there's all other...
And you got to kill the fucking maintenance man then because he's gonna...
I don't know why he's got nothing to do with the generator.
Well, he might want to get the power going again another way.
I mean, we're gonna...
I don't know if he chooses.
He might want to stick a penny in the fuse, you know.
All the air, all the, even if you have that stuff, your electrical knowledge is farcical.
But dude, they have so many air cooling handlers on the top of the roof.
Oh, yeah, there's no way...
They could...
Yeah, I worked at this place.
There's no backup generators.
I used to work at this place called Direct Tech Marketing in Schomburg and it was fucking huge, huge computer room.
The old kind of computers with the wheels on that are jerking back and forth.
And my job was I worked in the shipping room but I would have to go into the tape library and pull tapes and all these tapes were computer tapes.
And what they were was mailing list names.
Well, anyways, the fucking intricate system, the room where the computers were in was actually raised off the floor where underneath was air conditioned and all the wires were running.
It was fucking row after row after row after row of these machines and this was just the fucking mailing list house.
It wasn't even a fucking government thing.
You should have seen the motherfucking computers there.
The data banks they make.
All that information could be done like in a phone now.
You could do that on a thumb drive with the computer.
Well, no, but what they would do is like cabalas or fucking Newport News, all these different fucking catalogs, Woman Within and whatever the fuck it would be.
All these, I know all these catalogs.
No, I know all these catalogs because, you know, I would fucking be sending this shit to these places.
This was a mailing list.
Yes, and they would buy the names from the mailing list and every time it would be different.
I'd be like, why don't they just keep the names from the last time?
Why do they got to order a tape from us each time?
It's fucking ridiculous.
But I guess the list changes.
And they do it by algorithms.
Or back that.
The logarithm.
Another Larry's word corner.
What can you butcher today?
It was a fucking wild job, man.
No, it sounds like it.
But like these data centers that they have, even the funny thing is it's like 800 and some people work there.
It's crazy.
Excuse me, but this drunk chick made out to me one time.
Oh, geez.
What was his name?
I think it was Bill or Bob or something.
That's what you were doing.
Yeah, that's what I was doing.
I was bobbing for bills.
Well, that's when, yeah, that's when company parties you can get to.
It was awesome.
We got fucking wasted.
A couple of times they let my band play.
Yeah, it was excellent.
Those were good company parties.
Nowadays, company parties are.
Oh, we only have booze at our parties.
Dude, we would be so fucking drunk at work.
It was ridiculous.
They would let us smoke in the fucking building.
I remember that.
It was great, man, a long time ago.
But what do you call it?
The whole thing is that these people want to interject all these, what do you call it?
And then they made us go to the floating dock to smoke after a while.
Of sudden, he came down somewhere in 1993.
Everybody probably smoked.
No, everybody smoked at their desk and shit.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Well, they didn't realize smoke would get into all that shit and fucking off the bench.
I don't think they were smoking in the computer room.
That was like a fucking clean room almost.
I'm sure you guys were smoking.
Oh, yeah, they don't give a shit back then.
Cigarette for good for you.
They used to tell you that.
Like they had no side effects.
There was no causing it.
I mean, they used to give them to the Russians for the...
Oh, yeah.
The soldiers.
Yeah, for a huge commodity back then.
Everybody's ripping heaters, killing Charlie in the bush.
Well, someone's got to do it.
The funny thing is, man, what the hell was I just about to say?
Here's what I'm going to do, man.
I'll tell you guys, I'm going to let the people out there in computer land as well know that we're going to do some fucking new high-tech shit next time.
I might buy one of those reflective umbrellas or two.
That's not high-tech at all, Larry.
That has nothing to do with tech at all.
You're putting an umbrella up with a light in it.
For the... yeah, for the light?
Yeah, because we need more light.
No, no, it'll disperse the light, and maybe we could use less light and have it look more normal.
Let's save this for after the show to talk about tech.
It's off.
Yours is off.
And I tilted that.
Let me fucking...
Wait, wait, wait.
I mean, we're in the middle of a show and you're doing tech stuff.
There you go.
I'm doing it right in my freaking eyes, man.
No, yeah, get in Neato's eyes.
Now I'm seeing a big white spot.
Yeah, I know.
How's that? Better?
Yeah, that's definitely better.
That'll work for now.
We're always improving here at the Larry and Neato show.
We don't fucking play games.
We're the only show that's been on for a year and digresses as it goes further.
But instead of being smoother, everything's rougher.
I wanted to... oh, shoot, man.
What the fuck did I want to talk about?
You know what?
I don't know what you guys want to talk about today because I didn't really do any show...
Well, I'll tell you something, man.
I tuned a fucking piano the other day.
Leonard, I want to give a shot.
You're not even talking now.
Well, I want to give a shout out to Leonard for giving me that player piano.
I have a piano that's about 100 years old.
It's pretty cool.
And me and my brother...
See, my brother had the piano tuning wrench and the little...
You got to get these rubber wedges to stick in the strings because each key has three fucking strings.
So you tune the middle one and then you pull one of the wedges out and tune that one by ear to that one.
And then you put the wedge back in, pull the other side out, tune that one by ear.
Every key of the...
And you tune it for every fucking key.
All 88 of them.
Yeah.
There's 88 of them.
So you're still out there and the crowd's doing it from like...
No, so we already... I've already tuned the piano three times in two days.
Oh man.
So now that motherfucker...
So it's an over 100 year old piano.
There's only like three keys that don't work on the whole thing.
Two of them are way high up.
One of them is a very important one right in the middle of the register.
It's the G sharp is fucked up.
The G string.
Yeah.
And so...
But the thing is perfectly in tune now.
And it's awesome because I'm sitting out in my garage just fucking playing the piano and you know, enjoying the nice weather.
And I can't believe I know how to tune a piano.
So now I got a piano at Virginia's house.
She's got a grand piano.
And then there's a piano at my mother-in-law's house, which is actually my piano.
It's a really old Victorian fucking piano from like this motherfucker.
This one Lynn, my mother-in-law learned how to play piano on it.
She's 90 fucking two.
Oh damn.
And it was old when she learned how to play on it.
This is where the ivory has wore off some of the keys and the fucking wood starting to wear out on the black keys and shit.
It's fucking cool.
So I'm going to practice tuning these pianos.
And then I'm going to fucking go, I'm going to tune pianos man.
It's not that hard and I got the ear to fucking do it.
You're going to tune pianos.
Yeah.
And you can make like fucking two, three hundred bucks tuning one fucking piano.
Where are you?
You put an ad out on the internet and you say I tune fucking pianos.
I understand how the internet works.
And then Larry comes to your house and tunes your piano.
Oh great yeah.
They call the cops on Larry.
He's in your hamper.
It's like this.
I'm not, I'm not, just two bucks off.
I need my tuning mask.
This helps me.
Can you please call me when you're ovulating?
Where's your journey?
First things first.
Are you going to tune your mask?
You're like, that's my son's.
Oh.
Where's the other hamper?
So do we all agree that President Biden is a robot?
Yeah.
You guys wearing a mask.
The way he walks.
He's even a shitty robot.
No, he's a terrible robot.
His next speech is going to start out with Walk to Podium and Greek Crowd.
That's how it always starts.
Stop on X.
Um,
read your five guests.
What do you call it?
He's been dead since 2018.
Well I think they're taking him to Delaware all this time because they got to recharge his batteries.
And fucking, that's probably where they had the fucking endless supply of infants fucking.
I don't know about that.
Okay, listen, this isn't Chili's, an endless amount of baby back ribs or whatever.
I'm on my baby back, baby back, baby back.
They just don't have like a line of children out the door because endless is the last one.
No, they got him in the basement.
Maybe that's why they're letting all these illegals in.
For what?
For fucking fresh meat, brother.
Adrenochrome.
Yeah.
He's doing it on TV.
Right, well no, he's got to get his sniff on and he needs to dream of them.
He's doing it to the crowd to get his sniff.
Okay, no, but listen, okay, if he's sniffing on camera,
What's he doing off camera?
That's what I'm worried about.
I would like to see that come.
It's like when he leaves the middle of a speech,
Oh, there's a baby.
He just goes to sniff it.
Yeah, yeah.
The worst was he was walking into it.
Yeah, well no, on the thing I saw like about two weeks ago,
He's walking into some joint, maybe a wah-wah.
There's hardly anyone there. There's three little kids there.
He literally gets distracted and like goes over by little kids.
You see the Secret Service like, no dude.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Don't, please.
I just think that he's...
It was fucking remarkable.
It was like this fucking pervert.
He is a fucking pervert, man.
We talked about that when Trump went to that guy's funeral,
the cop that got killed and Biden went to his old childhood home,
and comes out with like six kids.
And we're all like, what are we doing here with this guy?
And he has a teacher that says, I sniffed all six of these kids.
I sniffed all these kids and I was like, I was just loving this teacher.
Exactly.
Well dude, even on the, what was it, Easter?
The Easter Bunny dressed in, you know, the Easter Bunny.
He had to like redirect him on comeback.
He's like, hey, dummy, go this way.
Right.
But I think it's all just a ploy, his usual.
We all know that nobody's running anything.
It's all run by NGOs and all these other outside corporations.
Yeah, NGOs.
Well, it's, I mean, okay, we could just start with the easiest thing
is the Federal Reserve, you know.
Yeah.
Which is even an American entity.
It has no correlation to anything that this country is about.
Privately owned bank.
Privately owned system.
And then the funny thing is that...
I would like to make my own Larry's fucking cash.
Would be probably just as feasible and as fucking solid as the shit they got going.
I mean, how much weed have you been smoking today?
Dude, I was at home deep in...
I mean, we could print t-shirts.
That's all we're capable of, Larry.
We're not making money.
I don't even know what it would, what roaches.
We start trading in roaches.
There you go.
That's what Larry's cash should be.
Just joints and half joints.
Man, I was at home deep all the other day talking to a woman and a checkout
and then another woman interjected and she was, you know,
I started talking about the Federal Reserve.
She said, well, the government runs that, so it's like...
No, they don't.
It's only an image.
You don't know shit, lady.
It's called the Federal Reserve.
Oh, my god.
And you know what?
My dad's fucking messenger company was called Federal Messenger Service.
It had nothing...
Oh, no, it was called Veterans Messenger Service.
It's completely different thing.
Nobody working there was a veteran.
It had nothing to do with veterans.
They were veterans at messaging, though.
I guess.
I mean, there was a security thing.
One of my sisters, this woman, and I told her, like, you know, it's a totally separate entity.
Have you ever had a place called Jekyll Island?
Yeah.
She was clueless and she thought I was wrong.
I'm like, well...
Well, you all know how you were wrong.
Okay, be like, how much research have you done on this lady?
None.
No, I just, yeah, I was gentle with her.
Oh, yeah.
You guys were kids when I was younger.
Yeah, you can't be like that.
Well, you can't be like that with strangers in every person.
Oh, you can be however you want with strangers.
She started getting like a tick like...
Nice.
No.
Let me slap that tick out of you.
You better twitch it and shit.
No, no, no.
Give me your SSRIs or like smash them in the ground.
Hello Kitty, what does that look like to you?
Where?
Which one?
The white Hello Kitty thing?
It says Hello Titties.
All right, that's what I was saying.
Why are those like tits?
Yeah.
Because it says catechronic Hello Titties.
It was a T-shirt, I mean.
Oh, I'm like, wait a minute.
Does Hello Kitty always look like titties?
Yeah, man.
That's a Mandela effect.
It was great when the kids from Starbucks came to one of my friends.
Starbucks came to one of our gigs and I fucking handed them all a few t-shirts.
And the one girl's like, oh, and the Hello Titties.
And she's like, I want this one.
I'm like, you got it.
Yes, you do, sweetie.
Oh, there's only one stipulation for you.
It's crazy, the interactions you just have with normal people.
You got to put it on now.
Oh, God.
And you always got to say one creepy thing every show you're on to.
Just let your true self shine through.
Whatever.
It's crazy the interactions you just have.
That's not a fucking weirdo.
Oh, I never said I wasn't.
Right, well, you're calling me out.
Like I'm unique or something.
I just don't say creepy things when the cameras are on.
I've trained myself for one hour a week not to say something creepy.
That is a great show.
But the interaction you have just with somebody in line at Home Depot.
Yeah.
Thank you, Larry.
You're welcome.
Well, there's this black chick I always talked to.
She's a sweetheart.
She actually pretty good looking.
Here comes BOT.
No, we talk for like five, ten minutes every time.
Oh, okay.
Because I see her all the time.
But then this other woman.
Be careful, it might be pretty litter, Eddie.
Well, yeah, because we were talking about Trump and money, how shit has been.
I love how the blacks love Trump now.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they force that demographic to go there.
They realize what's going on finally.
It's not of his own doing.
Like, this is great, man.
America's becoming united.
What's that?
America's becoming united.
All these people swinging so far left, it's getting everyone pissed off.
Well, the pendulum is certainly swinging.
Yeah, it's got to swing back.
A little bit.
I say we're one less minute closer to the Tuesday clock right now.
Than we were yesterday.
Hey, did you see that these Fred boys are up to like $470,000?
Yes, yes, yes.
These Jewish kids that held up the flag.
They said throw those kids a rager and fucking they.
Half a million bucks.
I saw, okay, I saw one of the kids on Jesse Waters and I saw another kid on Laura.
My wife said, here, watch this.
And both one kid didn't mention the money, but Jesse asked the kid, what about the rager?
He said, we cannot get to the money.
Yeah, we don't have cash.
So they can't get it.
Who has this money?
Well, eventually they'll disperse it to them, but then they're going to have to figure,
because this might be a huge.
And Jesse said, throw yourself a good party, but do yourself a favor and be smart and give some of it to a charity.
Of course, give half of it to a charity.
Oh yeah, something like that.
Because for $400,000, you could throw a motherfucking banger.
You could throw a banger for $1,000.
You could hire Aerosmith for $20,000.
Well, the thing is that they've offered, the people have offered them,
Kid Rock said he'll play at their party.
Nice.
I tried to get wean at my wedding.
It was $15,000 or $12,000.
I said, we can't do that.
That's cheap.
But that's not too bad.
That's hella cheap, man.
Holy crap.
I mean, it's expensive.
We would have weaned, but I got the jazz guys that were all signed on blue note and shit.
The way that, like we were just talking about, everybody's forcing everybody to change, which is good.
But no, like he was a frat boy and the girls.
Well, look at everybody's sick of these shit.
Well, look at the iron worker that said, fuck Biden.
Those guys have been hardcore Democrats forever.
You and you guys are always Democrats.
Yeah.
We live in a democratic city.
That's the law.
Here's the thing.
My wife's father was a judge in Chicago.
My wife was a fucking public defender in Chicago for years.
You have to be a Democrat.
One time she said she didn't like a...
They were a very Democrat.
Well, check this out.
Mary said one time at work she didn't like Obama to one of her friends, this lady Eileen.
And she's like, wait, what?
They were like shocked.
Yeah.
I bet.
Why don't you like Obama?
Well, they're all webbing, so...
She was like, well, and she started naming a few things and they didn't...
It was back before the day where you got attacked and canceled.
But everybody around it was shocked.
It eventually turned into now my friend Adele, who works at fucking...
What's the big rush?
Oh, Rush, the hospital.
Oh, Rush, Rush, Rush.
She works at Rush.
They literally outlawed them from speaking about Trump.
They hate Trump so bad.
No, that, come on, you can't do that.
That's freedom of speech.
No, dude, at the hospital they were like, you'll get fired.
Well, first of all...
You will get fired.
Takeler's wife was a nurse there and she was the only one that spoke out about like the
VACs.
And they came down on her.
Yeah, she was there for 20 years and she's like...
She told me, she's like, everybody I worked with, I've known her for 20 years.
Now we hate each other.
Yeah, except for if one person still talks to me but everybody else wouldn't talk to me
anymore.
Wow, it's fucking mind boggling.
It's always good to break grapes.
It's crazy that you're on VAC so much that nurses can make all these videos and TikToks
and stuff, right?
Yeah.
Very funny.
I always like nurses a lot.
What's that?
I love nurses.
Man, here we go, down the creep hole.
I mean, you can't help yourself.
I had some good nurses.
Dude, you're like an autistic kid.
Doctors don't spend time with you.
Nurses...
Yeah, I had some nice...
I had some nurses that were very kind to me and very understanding.
Yeah, they take the prime...
I've even had nurses that caught me getting high in the room and fucking kind of looked
the other way.
I ain't gonna look the other way.
Well, I mean, you die, it's on their watch, so they kind of have to have a little bit
of separation.
You know, they're like, I guess we don't have to give them any painkillers this hour.
Well, no, actually give me more.
And then they brought a 20 with me.
I remember one time checking out of a hospital and like, okay, so now we had to...
Everything's cool with, you know, I forgot what is a broken bone or if it was when they
thought I fucking had leukemia or some crazy shit and fucking...
Okay, now we had to talk about your drug problem.
I'm like, what do you mean?
And they're like, dude, we've been taking blood from you all week.
You're still fucking on.
And they're like...
What's going on?
What's going on, you know?
And I'm like, I don't have a problem.
And the fucking lady, it was a doctor and she was very, very fucking mean to me.
And the nurse was like...
Yeah, because you're getting high in this fucking hospital.
What are you gonna do?
Get high in the hospital?
No, I've done it before.
Yeah, you have to.
You have to.
I live in glass houses.
I can walk around naked.
That's right.
I got no problems with that.
So it was weird too and every time I did it, they'd walk in like a second later and I'd
be like, man, they gotta have a camera in here.
No, they can't.
That's a...
No, is it?
Because it was almost like weird.
It was almost weird, like almost getting caught all the time, every time.
Maybe you were just so high you thought that.
No, they'd come right in before it really sank in.
Or maybe they learned that when somebody would come in to bring you the drugs and they would
follow them.
Larry, the same rocket said...
I mean, this fucking guy...
He's gonna do it in two seconds.
He's playing chess over there.
I'm playing checkers.
Real asshole.
Hey, can I get one of those beers?
Maybe when somebody comes and visits you.
Yeah, I guess that was it.
Maybe when they walk past the nurses station, we should go into the room.
Maybe it's not their first roadie.
Yeah, no.
You think they're dealing with drugs?
Come on.
Thank God.
PBR of Hams.
I'll take your Hams.
Thank you, sir.
High class joiner around here.
We got PBRs and Hams.
By the way, PBR Hams, any of you fuckers want to come forward with a few thousand cases.
A few thousand cases.
Or some money.
We will build a studio out of PBR Hams.
We'll take that shit.
We'll build a studio out of PBR Hams and then we'll drink them.
Hey, we'll have like a half a studio.
You ever hear these things called tag houses?
It's called the tag house.
This is when you were so...
You were like a bird of a fag house.
No, this is a tag house.
This is literally when you're so fucking poor in the deep south, like the blacks and the
old people and the people that were white trash or whatever were super fucking poor.
They would literally make houses out of old license plates.
It was called a tag house.
Damn, that's a lot of license.
It was the tags from a car.
Yeah, and they fucking...
I saw this thing where they were talking to some old blues guy.
I forgot who it was now.
I wish I could remember, but they were talking to like the granddaughter and they went back
to the house and it was all these rusted out fucking old license plates.
The motherfucker was still standing with trees growing through it and shit.
It was in the middle of fucking nowhere in like Tennessee or some fucking shit and it
was awesome, man.
That was like a tag house.
We'll tell PBR or Hams, we will make a fucking house out of beer cans.
We will weld this shit.
We'll make a studio.
I guess I'll do it.
No, I'll make it.
Yeah, but yeah, no problem.
We can do that.
But you got to send us the fucking cans of beer.
We're the first PBR studio.
We won't say anything racist for the first 15 minutes.
Yeah.
We'll try that.
That's in our contract.
Yeah.
After the first 15, we're good.
So yeah, that would be pretty good, but the tag houses was pretty...
You had to be pretty fucking down.
That's pretty interesting.
When you think about it back in the day, what else are you going to do?
That's what they did, you know?
Yeah.
What the hell did you get all those license plates?
That's what I'm thinking.
That's kind of weird, man.
Back in the old days, remember?
Well, I don't know if you guys remember.
When we were...
This is not a house.
You're talking about a shack.
But still, you got no hundreds.
But when we were kids, they put new license plates on the cars every fucking year.
So there was an abundance of old plates.
Yeah, but still, though, compared to, I mean, how many people were building these houses?
I don't know how many tag houses.
It wasn't like a subdivision.
We're also thinking, maybe four.
If it's a real shithole, how many people drive cars?
How many people have license plates?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know where they got them from, but they got them and they had them.
Well, it may have been like a recycling place that had a bunch of them sitting around.
Did they recycle back then?
I don't think so.
Well, metal.
I'm sure they did.
Yeah, steel and aluminum.
They always had, yeah.
Scrappers was always happening.
Especially down there.
That was a living...
People made a living doing it.
Still do it now.
I got fucking somebody we know lives next to a scrapper.
Dude, I put a refrigerator out at my mom's place.
Oh.
I mean, it was gone.
I think I went back outside like three hours later.
It was gone.
No fucking...
Another fridge.
Me and my kid make bets because we've been throwing stuff out of the house.
We threw a grill out last week or like two weeks ago and we'll bet...
I always go low because those guys are out scouring and it was in like 30 minutes.
Especially like before garbage day.
And he thought, what do you call it?
We'll set an alarm, go out there.
The other day we threw away a bike.
It was gone within 15 minutes.
We sat on the front porch and watched it.
I'm like, this is with the scrapper chum.
I'm like, watch what's gonna happen.
And my kid's like, you don't know what you're talking about.
Boy, you have no idea.
It hit the curb in 15 minutes later.
I said, I hear a tuba so low down the street.
Fucking...
Somebody heard like metal scraping, a metal scrape on the curb.
I was like, you hear it.
You get a bump.
They came in so good.
That's the tuba so low down the street.
And sure shit, that son of a bitch came up.
But hey, this is how the world works.
But he's working.
I fucking give that guy...
I respect it, man.
This is how the world works.
If you're gonna do your shit, do your shit.
But you don't fucking...
You don't get nothing for free.
Like these motherfuckers complaining we're not giving them enough.
You are kidding me.
I know people are living paycheck to paycheck right now.
Dude, that's what I'm telling you, man.
And you want better food and better accommodations.
I love the Mexican women.
Okay.
I mean, it's a pretty heavy episode.
Well, you know, the Mexicans are all working, man.
How about the serial killer they just called in Mexico?
And they're always real wet.
They just called a serial killer in Mexico.
And this has been going on for like 10 years.
The guy's house was like, man, I wish I had more information.
I screwed up on this one.
Dude, you know how many serial killers they called in Mexico too?
Yeah.
That's scary.
That's the plan.
How about India?
No, India.
There are a billion fucking people there, man.
Dude, I can't get over the Indian, like, Instagram...
I like the Indian needles.
I like the Indian map you sent to the fucking gang with the shit territories.
Oh, yeah.
Where people shit in the open.
Yeah, they should know in the open.
It's just all red.
There's no deviation from color, really.
It goes big.
It just gets brown.
It was like 90 to 1,000 or something.
It's per capita.
Everybody shits.
It was like a million shitters per cat.
Like per one mile.
Yeah, and they're not real shitters.
They just...
Oh, no.
They just...
They just shit like little fluid things.
Little gutters.
Dude, right on the...
Oh, man.
Like you were saying, Kiki was just talking about it when they prepare the food, the street vendors.
And there's just like flies.
And then there's just like a cow's asshole, like, because the cows turned around.
And this guy's like flipping shit around.
And I'm like...
Then the guy scratches his ass.
And their ass...
Well, he's handing a lot of...
Dirt under his fingernail.
He's just mixing stuff.
Oh, man.
Fucking hell.
And then you got the guy's...
Oh, man.
He's like a Sharia hand.
And he's the one guy.
He has a nub, like his elbow.
And he's like making some kind of like pastry.
And he's like, everyone was under his armpits.
And it's like, what the...
Who is this shit?
What the fuck is going on?
An Indian Patty Smasher.
Dude, you think you'd at least like duct tape of spatula that was arm or something?
That you can do.
I mean, just like this...
What the fuck, man?
I mean, India's known for a couple things, man.
I mean, bus rates, sambarilla.
Not cleanliness.
Fucking that dude, that Indian dude that drank the water.
People born with tails.
Yeah, the Ganges?
Yeah, the guy that said,
Hey.
It's fine, Bob.
Do not worry.
The water is very good.
Your guy almost died.
They have a lot of people born with tails and shit.
Dude, that's the only place in the world where you can wake up,
take a bath, and wave to your neighbor that's taking a shit in the same river.
Oh, yeah.
And then the guy's washing a horse and a donkey or whatever.
And then the fucking...
And then the factory's also dumping pollutants into there.
And they're putting dead bodies in there.
Yeah, the mom-mom's floats by on a fucking Viking funeral fire.
Is it a pyre?
Yeah, it's a pyre, right?
I think so.
I think it's a pyre, yeah.
She's just floating downstream.
It still contaminates the fucking shit out of the water, man.
It's like...
We were talking about climate change, too.
It's like these countries that think about, like, oh my God, you can't run your air conditioner.
You can't use your water.
You can't do this.
You can't...
And then here's India shitting in the streets and just...
They're just low and small.
I mean, seriously, this guy is like black.
It acid rains.
Yeah.
The rain is red.
You've seen a video of the Indian airline?
Of the woman?
Of the window, yeah.
Of the window out of the airplane.
They're like, you can't do that, lady.
What are you doing?
I mean, how do you take that out?
I mean, it probably smelled pretty good on that plane.
No, you wanted to keep that window off.
She couldn't even handle it.
I mean, what's an Indian air fresher?
Just a pile of dog shit?
How the fuck do you take the window out of a plane?
I don't know, but she takes it.
She did, man.
Let me tell you.
The fucking ingenuity.
Yeah, there's old lady Indians, man.
Larry.
They don't fuck around.
Dude, they walk around.
Man, have you ever seen, okay, so they have like...
Their passports are real freaky looking.
Dude, digs into the trash to find stuff, to sell or re-use.
Dude, and there'll just be piles of trash and people are...
Oh, no, there's a...
Well, people do that everywhere.
Not Indian trash, though, dude.
Well, I don't know if it's Indian or Philippine.
Where like, there's people that go around and they collect like old chicken bones that
have like little bits of meat on them.
They take them all, they get them, and they boil them, then they take all the little meat
off of them, boil them again, and make new dishes out of them.
Oh, man.
Like, no, this is like a specialty, they call it.
I don't know about that.
It is to them.
It's called chicken surprise.
Well, yeah, surprise, you got death.
Surprise, you're not dead, right?
You're gonna get sickle up.
Yeah, man.
Sickle cell surprise.
Well, I mean, we all know what that is.
I mean, that's like a gender reveal at a black funeral.
Sickle cell.
You got a guest of disease, you know, and they shoot the gender to the blue or the...
One sickle cell, one's diabetes.
Yeah.
One's alcoholism.
Sickle cell canon.
And then it is like, I don't know, the little paper that comes out, it just says sickle cell.
Little sickles.
Yeah, they do.
That's great.
That's actually good one.
Little sickle cell, sickle shape confetti and shit.
Yeah.
I just like it where it says sickle cell that flashes, so when it falls down it flashes.
The smoke, the smoke.
You know, they call it a strobe effect off of it.
The smoke comes out, it's pink, and then little sickle cell confetti falls down.
And you know, it's like everybody's complaining, you know, oh, Americans suck and white people,
these people, they say, motherfucker, why are you trying to come to this country then?
Exactly.
Get the fuck out of here.
If it sucks, oh, man.
You know, go shit in the street and fucking fight a lemur or whatever you get.
Well, here's the thing, they think Americans suck, but the ideal scenario is they're going to kill us all.
Oh, yeah, no.
That's what's going to be operating.
They want to come here because this is a great fucking piece of land, buddy.
Yeah, because we're weak right now.
The immigrants are very strong that, you know, the next Ice Age North America is going to freeze over,
and that's why they're getting all these immigrants in here to help kill the population.
Because they say it's going to freeze over here.
Who's going to freeze?
I mean, the way they're manipulating weather.
2040s, that's when they say the solar, the sun is going to hit.
That's all bullshit, man, because it's a flat earth.
What's the earth going to shift on its axis and its fake axis?
Well, we've gone through Ice Ages, though, so I don't know how.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they know that the next one is coming.
They may know something's going on.
We've gone through a lot of shit, but I think it's really real.
They're going to create it if it does, they'll create it.
First of all, who knows what's real?
I do.
Oh, man.
I know you're a real creep.
That's all I know.
That's the only thing that I think it's going to be real.
The only thing real is God and Jesus.
What's that?
The only thing real is the word of God, man.
Yeah, I mean, we've talked about this before,
that that could also just be manipulated also to make us think shit, right?
Whatever.
No, I'm just, what do you mean whatever?
I love debating Larry, whatever, whatever.
Yeah, whatever, whatever.
God ain't real, whatever.
Whatever.
That is a dude.
I saw Kiki at the beach, she was like, man, I was like, what happened?
Yeah.
Dude.
Oh, fucking.
This is my United States of whatever.
But I'll tell you what, man, I'm real proud of myself that I tune that fucking piano.
That is pretty cool.
I sent a little video, no shirt over.
Yeah, he showed me what I needed to do.
And then I just bought the wrench, the wrench was fucking only like dirt cheap.
Yeah, man, it was like fucking 19 bucks.
I got it on Amazon the next fucking day.
It was here, I was tuning the piano.
And that's what's funny.
Well, I mean, I could probably use the space or some stuff or that's just how you tune.
Oh yeah, that's just how you tune it is with these rubber wedge things that stick in between the strings.
Right.
Yeah, so you can so you can dead in them.
Yeah, then it's got a long felt piece that you can shove in between the strings, but I didn't bother with that.
You said you had to take the main guts out to do it.
Yeah, I took the whole fucking thing apart, man.
Yeah, the playing system.
So I took the feet and I threw those out.
I put a bike.
Pedal.
And the pedaling thing out there, the bike was gone by the time I turned around and walked up the driveway, like you said.
What kind of bike? Which one?
The Schwinn.
No, it was a no.
The dildo on the seat.
Maybe it wasn't even a bike. Maybe it was just something.
Do you don't even know what you put out on the curb?
Yeah, no, I can't even remember.
Jesus, Larry.
And so now I still have you.
Were you even tuning the piano or are you just slapping wieners?
Oh, I was tuning the tune.
He's like, what do you call it?
He's like Betty Hill when he goes out the Boys Town.
Just slapping wieners.
Running around.
Guys are chasing him.
He comes into the bath house, he comes out in a towel.
Slap the old man.
They all spin around.
Then the old man.
And then they're all on their knees.
Yeah, nice slapping, man.
And they're standing up and they all...
Circle around.
Bent over.
Larry Hill.
That's fucking hilarious.
I'll tell you what, this is one thing I remember from my childhood.
Benny Hill's the best.
The six channels I actually had on TV.
Benny Hill.
Oh, that guy was a pioneer.
He was a...
First of all, Jimmy Saville and him are going at the same time.
Jimmy Saville likes children.
Well, he was going on from fucking...
Jimmy Saville was going...
Saville, Saville.
Saville was going on a long time before that, man.
Well, I'm just saying, but they were going at the same time.
Benny Hill wanted puss.
What's up in the biz?
You know, and it's like he's doing this all the way...
Well, how about this?
Benny Hill proposed to like four or five chicks and none of them said,
yeah, he died alone and sad.
And he wasn't that old when he died either.
I read something about that.
Here's what happened, like at the tail end of his career,
all that sexist shit that was really funny became fucking...
He was the first motherfucker to get canceled.
Because, you know, that's England and shit.
They're a lot more twat-like than us.
That guy was... he was... oh, my God.
I remember watching that as a kid and just being like,
I loved all of them.
Oh, my God.
So he would have like his arm in a cast,
and he'd start grabbing the ladies' ass.
And the old timer, she'd turn around and slap them.
He'd do it again, slap them, and he'd look at him,
and he'd be like,
he'd bust out his other arm and be like,
yeah, it's like just a plastic, stupid humor.
Just like stupid shit, man.
She like bends over, her skirt's pulled up,
and she could see her lingerie.
And he does that weird look.
He goes like this.
True sexism.
Wasn't the old timer like his father?
Yeah, I suppose it was.
But you know what, maybe it wasn't.
Because I think it was just an actor.
It makes for a good story.
Yeah, it does make for a good story.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Seriously.
Says every liberal and Democrat.
Yeah.
But it comes to comedy, though.
You gotta bend the truth a little bit, right?
That's what she said.
Well, I heard that funny thing about you remember when
Chappelle got attacked on stage?
Yeah.
By like the trans person or whatever?
Yeah.
And they talked about the story where, you know,
all his guards came out and buddies came and beat,
you know, beat the hell out of the guy,
and they grabbed the gun from him,
and then the guy was trying to pull the trigger,
or he tried to cock it to get the round out,
but realized it wasn't a real gun.
So he grabbed the trigger and a knife popped out.
That was Chappelle's joke.
He's like, we had a gun, but it turned into a knife.
I've ruined the joke.
Sure.
Yeah, you always do.
Yeah, I mean, he can give you a layer of the worst
storytellers I know.
But I'm sure everybody heard the joke.
But he's like, yeah, he, then all of a sudden,
he's like, then they came after me for talking about a
trans, making a trans joke about the guy's weapon.
Because it was a gun.
The transition.
The transition to a knife.
That's better than just as good as a gun.
Even the gun was a trans.
Even the gun was a tranny.
Yeah.
Well, it couldn't identify as anything.
Yeah, it was pretty funny though.
It was a gun identifying, isn't it?
Well, it told me a little better.
Well, that's, that's, yeah, that goes without saying.
Well, the funny thing is that we keep on pushing these
people, making shit, normalizing this furry, this furry stuff.
Is it still around?
Yeah, it's banging.
They had a whole school.
Didn't you read that article about the school where the
furries were terrorizing the children?
Yeah, I heard that one.
And the children made, like, were making complaints and the
school wasn't listening to them.
And the teachers had to, or parents had to interject.
They were like biting.
Dude, they were biting.
Yeah, biting kids on the ankles and shit.
Yeah, they would bark at people.
They would walk on all fours.
Well, how come these kids aren't kicking them?
How come their parents aren't putting jakes?
Because they're not allowed to.
If they do, they'll get in trouble.
Yeah, because they hate crime.
Because they're concerned for the furries.
But it's okay for the furry to fucking pretend he's a dog
and bite someone.
Yeah.
How does that make sense?
Well, it doesn't.
That's the whole way of the world right now.
Nothing makes sense.
Well, you shove the, yeah, well, I mean, people are.
Give them some bad dog food.
We're like, if so, like, have you seen the FBI call?
Little ground glass in that album.
Yeah.
Well, dude, you could just rat poison them.
But eventually.
Because that's illegal.
That is.
I mean, if you could be a furry, you can put him down, right?
The fact that he's going to have to take a little furry vat.
He looks sick.
I had to put him down.
You should fix him.
Oh, yeah.
Tom, should have a furry vat.
No, I think Tom's, I think Tom's is having a sale on putting furries down.
Yeah, they should.
He should be advertising that stuff.
He might be.
All of a sudden, the recent week's FBI's like, oh, there might be a terrorist attack.
There might be a terrorist attack.
And they're like, we don't know why.
Like, what do you mean, man?
What do you don't know why?
It's asinine the way that things are going.
I guarantee it.
Mark my words.
The Jewish church is going to get hit.
I hope not, man, but you're probably right.
I didn't even think of that.
Well, either that or something.
I didn't even think of that.
Something's going to happen.
Well, they just made that Civil War movie.
They're going to escalate it.
They need to escalate it.
Well, you never miss a good opportunity for a fucking, what do you call it, for a story?
Here's the thing.
So usually these movies with the predictive programming or whatever you want to call it,
it happens like 20 years later.
It's not supposed to happen three months later.
Well, no, look what they did with the speeding things up like crazy.
Oh, yeah, no.
The narrative is becoming quickly put.
There's not enough time to make enough Hollywood movies to tell us what they're going to do in advance.
They got to just keep making them and do it right away.
Yeah, they came out with a movie where somebody like bombed a bunch of illegals
and then that started, that was like the tipping point finally.
I don't know.
I didn't go see that.
I won't go watch that propaganda.
That stuff's crazy.
Well, I heard about that, what do you call it, a movie, a civil war movie.
That's what I was talking about.
Yeah.
And like they made Trump being like...
Somebody killed him.
Yeah.
A black secret search.
In the movie?
Yeah, black...
Well, it's not an effigy, but it's highly...
The character that they used.
But it's like a Trump character.
Yeah, the character that they used is highly Republican.
And they made it like all the conservatives were coming to attack and trying to destroy democracy.
Yeah, and everybody's... and they're like all these war crimes are being committed and everybody's cheering it on.
It's like, come on.
Really?
It's a stupidest thing.
Like I don't know who can believe this shit.
Everybody who went and watched it.
Did Obama make this movie?
No, he made that other one though.
But it all involves race.
That's what they always want to boil.
That's the easiest common denominator that we have.
Keep pumping out these videos of black people hurting white people and white people cops hurting black people.
And then everybody gets this thing that it's like...
Everyone's all worked up.
Shit goes hit the fan.
All the good blacks on the conservative side anyways.
So if there are...
I mean, even most of the other blacks are already waking up telling the bullshit anyway.
Everybody feels that everybody's got to fill their gas tank.
Yeah, I don't...
Shit will hit the fan, but I guarantee the good will prevail.
Well yeah, how about Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago?
They were asking him about that cop.
Did you see that video?
And he runs away from the reporters.
Really?
Literally runs.
I wouldn't doubt it.
He's a fucking twat.
They started asking him about that cop that got killed that they just caught in Glendale Heights.
The kid.
Did you see that?
No.
20 years old, 20 or 22, he murdered a cop that was in uniform off duty.
He tried to carjack him and he killed him.
Wow.
I think I did hear about that.
And then yeah, they busted him in Glendale Heights.
Was he from the city?
It didn't really specify, but they were saying that he was seen around there, but people didn't know that he was wanted.
This guy's like, I don't watch TV.
He's like, I didn't even know he was wanted.
Huh.
But that's how things are going.
He forgets cameras are on him 24 hours a day.
Yeah, well, it's also like, what kind of person are you that dodges doing your job?
Because you don't want to talk to people.
That right there is a huge red flag about anybody.
That you can't have a conversation with anybody.
It was a huge red flag when he got elected.
Look who was before him and look who was before him. I mean, it's all these people that these Democrats that they hire with these progressive views that literally destroying their own city and then they don't care.
Chicago's been a black run city for, I don't know.
I can't remember the last time.
Harold Washington was the first.
Yeah, but he was black.
Yeah, it was a long fucking time ago too.
It was a really long time ago.
But I mean, they said Beetlejuice in and how'd you do it.
He was right after Jane Byrne.
That was when I was pretty young, man.
Oh, yeah, and Daly was in there for a minute.
Only because they only let him in because of Richard J.
They were a powerhouse.
There was a deal struck.
Yeah, you've got my son being there. I'll kill you from the grave.
Yeah.
And then it's been all black.
Everybody just hides their head in the sand.
It's crazy. It's like, oh, things are fine.
Because you're so disconnected from it and you just don't realize that.
Shit is going to hit the fan and we're all going to die.
And that's what's going to happen.
Either they're killing us with our food,
they're killing us with our drinking water,
they're killing us with crime,
they're killing us with drugs.
Every way possible.
Which way you can look.
And then they're telling us that you can't do this,
you can't eat this, you can't have that,
you can't run your air conditioner, you can't wash your clothes,
you can't...
Why the fuck are we listening to these people?
The crazy thing is, is, you know, COVID,
oh, this massive pandemic, pandemic,
it's like fentanyl is the biggest pandemic.
Ever.
It's epidemic.
It's worse. I mean, it is...
Ever.
And they just let it,
and they just let it flow into this country free.
Oh, and that's another thing I was hearing about how...
Oh, that's what I wanted to talk about.
London back in the day was built on drugs.
Yeah, the opium wars.
All the powerful were feeding opium through Chinese,
and the Chinese started giving it to their own people,
and now they're talking about how the Chinese
are basically using the same methodology.
That we used on them.
It's retribution for the opium wars.
That's what it is.
I mean, this has been, they've been talking about that.
So now, I mean, that's what they're doing.
What were the opium wars of 18, sometimes?
It might be 17.
Yeah, I think it's a couple hundred years.
Yeah, I was...
17.
So listen to this, I want you...
These numbers don't sound right.
Okay, so they had in Riverside and Cali...
Mm-hmm.
They had...
543.
They had...
The DEA seized approximately 376 pounds of meth,
37.4 pounds of fentanyl,
600,000 fentanyl tablets,
3 pounds of coke, and 7 guns.
And they're saying all that it was worth,
the drugs confiscated,
to the DEA was $16 million.
That doesn't sound right.
I mean, obviously if you sell in bulk, maybe.
Yeah, but sweetener anyway.
But still, like, it's pretty crazy, man.
Like, think about it.
It seems more than $16 million.
Is it coke?
Uh, three?
Uh, what do you call it?
Six.
Three pounds, yeah, three pounds of coke.
So that's like 15, maybe more than 30.
You know, it's not that,
maybe more than that, depending on that.
But that just seems crazy.
Dude, they're making these busts.
Think about that.
600,000 fentanyl tablets.
You could just easily just dump that into the water,
or you could just, you know.
Oh, what's so here?
Get this, there's another thing.
Well, that seems like it's too much money
for that amount of drugs.
Seems like it's too much?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It seems like fentanyl's real cheap right now.
But it's dirt cheap to buy, that's for sure.
Well, to do the precursors
and buying all the other stuff.
No, no, no, so get this.
I was listening to another podcast about,
you know, it's one of those.
I wonder if a jab is still 100 bucks
if it did to get more these days.
Probably, I don't think that's worth it.
I don't think that changes.
But there's a ranger that was going around California's,
you know, forest to bust the cartels growing.
Oh, the weed, yeah, the weed.
But now the cartels are taking over Montana
and Indian reservations.
Because Indian reservations,
there's only like two to three cops.
They have what's that called?
200,000 square miles or something.
Tribal law.
Yeah.
And now these cartels are coming in there
with basically carte blanche,
and they're charging the Indians like big,
like fentanyls, like 100 bucks a pill.
Oh, wow.
Well, like, because there's nowhere else to get it.
And they're so hooked on it.
They're getting everybody hooked on it,
and there's nobody to bust them.
And they're starting to take Indian reservations.
These cartels aren't stupid.
Well, and also what they do is they're getting up close
by the Canadian border.
And so they're doing the reservations,
and that's how they're trafficking it back and forth.
Oh, yeah.
Because they have that land.
They're fucking stupid.
Is there a land that, is there,
I wonder if there's an Indian reservation
that straddles the upper United States
and lower Canada?
Yeah, there's, yeah, there's,
where you can just cross back and forth freely.
In on the Canadian side too.
Oh dude, that's where all the beast are.
And there's no, and there's no,
and there's no border patrol or anything going on there.
No, there's not a cross across.
That's how they are.
But that's where all the British Columbian herb.
So you just bring the shit,
so you just bring the shit to those guys,
and they walk right across and distribute it
to everyone in Canada.
Well, no, you do another land,
because they take a piece and go right out of the land.
And plus they don't have the taxes,
or they're basically,
They don't pay taxes.
Yeah, that's, everything's crazy,
because that's why they run cigarettes.
Indians, you know, reservation cigarettes.
They were cheap.
They weren't taxed by the state.
That's fucking hilarious.
Well dude, you know how all the, like the,
all the casinos started, right?
Huh.
Well, we took the land away from the Indians.
No, but this was, it was a white guy that did it.
He's a CIA, dude, this is, oh man, this goes deep.
He said, here's a way around the law.
No, this goes deep into the story of the whole CIA,
oh, George Bush, from the money going to.
Money laundering and then.
No, to paying, paying Iran, Iran contra.
To Reagan?
Yeah, Reagan holding the prisoners,
paying Iran to hold the prisoners for elections.
Oh, yeah, for Carter to get out and then.
It goes deep into the air.
And then release him.
One of those guys, he started in the,
where it was kind of like Palm Springs,
there at El Cabezone or something.
That's what he started doing.
He started selling cigarettes, tax-free.
It was a white guy that started this thing, Indians.
And then they started getting poker rooms.
They'd get raided all the time.
And then it went to the Supreme Court.
The Supreme Court basically ruled that Indians have the right
to do this tax-free.
And that's where all the casinos started.
All that stuff started.
Very, very interesting.
Yeah, it's how it all started.
No, there's a big documentary on Netflix about it.
It's pretty cool.
All right, I'd like to say thank you to everybody that tuned in tonight.
And also, thanks to all the loved ones out there.
Thank you, God.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thanks to all the ladies, Sherry, Mary, Jessica, everybody, Chrissy.
And I got to say, Tom's does have a special going on.
Tom's Free Clinic, Automotive and Veterinarian Services has a special
to put down a furry for half price this whole month of...
the whole month of June in July.
It may go all summer.
It might.
Starting actually, what month are we in now?
April, May?
May 1st.
Yeah, it's like May 3rd or something, May 4th.
If you got a burning hole on your little total pole,
call Tom's Free Clinic.
Go back in to the Indians.
That's a nice, muffed-out one.
That's pretty good.
All right, now I'll do our highly professional...
Outro.
Yeah.
Again, thanks for tuning in.
You guys are the fucking best.
Minority at my water park.