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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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And Larry and Needles.

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And Larry and Needles.

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And Larry and Needles.

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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry. And I'm Needles.

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And we have a special guest tonight with us.

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My wife. Hi. I'm Larry.

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Hi. How are you? Good.

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How you doing Larry? I'm doing good man. How are you?

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I'm doing good. Good.

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We had our

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private Travis McGott class

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with Master Nelson. No one showed up

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except me and Kiki. That was really cool.

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Yeah, I hurt my arm yesterday so I couldn't show up. Yeah, that sucks.

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So soccer season started. Did it? For my kid.

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And I guess I'm an assistant coach. Nice.

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And what race do you think is the worst at kid soccer?

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Mmm. I'd hate to say Spanish.

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No, no. They're probably the best. They're the best.

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Well, they're still our kids though.

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What do you think, man? White.

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White? Yeah. The Asians.

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Yeah, he's got two Asian kids on his team.

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Well, I mean, I don't think their parents ever played soccer

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with them. Let me give you an example of the first kid.

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This little kid, this little bastard, right in the middle of the play

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they got the ball, so the other team has the ball right in front of the goal.

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Yeah. And this little kid decides he's going to pick it up

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in the middle of the gameplay.

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And then starts to scream out loud

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what am I doing, what am I doing, what have I done,

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what have I done. I literally thought he was going to commit sepaku

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right on the field right in front of everybody. Oh, he's got

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to be nine years old. Nine, ten.

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So he paraded around the field screaming and yelling

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at himself, and then they had a penalty kick, and they scored off of that

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penalty kick. So that tied the game. So because

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he touched the ball, it actually cost his team. Yeah, you're not supposed to touch the ball

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at your hands. But they could have missed the penalty kick too.

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Yeah, they could have, but it was literally five feet away from the net. Did Needles Jr.

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do the kick? He wasn't on the field at this time. No, no, he's

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on Needles Jr.'s kid. Yeah, he's

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on the other team with the Asian kids. And

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Sushi Brothers will call him from now on. And then the other

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guy, so this other, he's a bigger kid too. He's a big Asian kid.

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So he's running down the field, and you know what, I've never

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seen an Asian guy run. Let me tell you, an Asian kid run. Not really, I don't know.

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Yeah, that's really kind of a rarity. So

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I mean, this guy's flying like a dragon. See the strength in the walk. And squat.

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They like to squat a lot. He's a walk. Oh, they like to walk.

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Walk and roll. Walk and roll.

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They're on a good job.

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I mean, if this little egg roll, let me tell you, so they

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beat him with the ball. Did they? Yeah, so they get by him with the ball.

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And this son of a bitch grabs him by his back of his shirt

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and pulls him to the ground. Wow. And he's an Asian kid. I mean, he's

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a sumo wrestler compared to this other little Indian kid. The kid that pulled

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him down was tough, huh? Yeah, the kid that pulled them down, that's on

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Needle's Jr.'s team too. Both of the Asian, the Sushi Brothers are both on the same

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team. So the kid gets a

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penalty kick, but this time it wasn't in front of the goal.

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So, you know, we're like, hey, listen, man, you know, keep your chopsticks to

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yourself, you know, because you can't be doing that. That's a penalty every time.

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He trumps it twice in one game. What's that? He did it twice. Well, I'll get to the next one.

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So they come back. Needle's Jr. had two assists.

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First game of the year, not bad. And

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we score second goal, so we're ahead. And, you know,

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who comes in? Because the problem is, man, it's expensive

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to play. It was like 400 bucks. Oh my god. Okay, so now

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it's only a soccer ball they need. Well, and the

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Park District owns the fields. Well, they own the fields and everything, so it's all over. There's no

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overhead barely. And there's also like nine other games going on at the same time.

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And they stack the shit out of these teams. So now

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they can only play half of the first period and half of the second

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period. Like they just have enough guys to switch between.

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There's no rotating. Every kid's gotta get some play. Yeah, every kid's gotta get some play, no

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matter if you're a stinker or not. Yeah. So his mama paid,

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the motherfucker's got to play. Well, yeah, and now people are like, you know, they're like

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what the heck's going on here? Why, you know, my kid wants to do this, my kid wants to do

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that. They're like, yeah, but there's 13 kids on the team.

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Listen lady, your kid better fucking go home and get a soccer ball

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kicking around, you know, and he puts squat in the corner and smoking, you know,

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or whatever you guys are doing, playing my genre in the basement.

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The whole back yard's dug up. That's why they can't play soccer.

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A vehicle on trap. You can't go in there.

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So this little bastard again. How much money did you have on the game?

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odds. We don't really keep score. The kids keep score. I wouldn't even know who would give you a line on that.

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Another foul pulls this kid down. Oh man.

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picked the ball up. He's like, what are you doing, man? He's like, you can't be pulling on people like that.

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And I'm talking pulling him down right in front of the ref.

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And I mean, he's just looking at you like he don't speak English, you know, like he doesn't know

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what the hell's going on. They call him. Yeah, of course. They call him on it.

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They get another penalty kick. Yeah. And then they score and tie the game and that's how the game ended. Soccer stinks.

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I hate that it has to end in a tie. So they ended on a tie because the next team has to play.

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Yeah, they're only allowed in an hour. So this thing is overtime.

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No, they're only allowed in an hour. Now regular soccer.

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Yeah, they go into overtime. Yeah. And then they have injury time and stuff like that.

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Let me tell you, I never was into soccer, but no. I wasn't either. But when we were kids

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he would get free Chicago Sting. But what was the team

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indoor soccer. Oh, yeah. No, that's different. It was a long time ago, needles.

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I'm talking like 70s. I know. Yes, you know, I wasn't wrong.

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When they first started, it was yeah, it was indoor soccer.

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because it just bounced off the the wall, the glass and stuff.

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So I was always in play. It was like hockey almost in that way. And the

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other thing about it is the field is a hell of a lot smaller. So

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it was a higher scoring, higher action thing. Yeah, it's constantly

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moving. But when they fucked up, man, the guy would

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stand there and I think they'd kick the ball.

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I mean, we just like guard his balls and just had to sit there and

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take it. And they would fucking tee up and you want to try to block it?

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That's he might have been the goalie. I don't really remember, but it seemed like

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sometimes they were handing out retribution. They were probably wrong.

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I don't think you're remembering this right. I mean, but it was fun. We'd go all

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the time. Yeah, it was probably my dad had well, it's indoors.

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It's always something to go to. Yeah, it was right here. It was right at the Rosemont.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, no, they have so they played. And so it would be like a summer day.

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You guys want to go. You know, it wasn't even like a plan thing. Yeah.

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baseball players. You know, it's yeah, I don't raise indoor guys were getting

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paid. No, I think they had day jobs. I don't really think they were

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my sandwich at Oh, yeah, beef over there before

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but no, so it's very funny to see these kids like the interaction like

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but there's the Asian kids. They're definitely not

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you know, they're not up to scruff right now. So yeah, well, it doesn't seem like they get

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into soccer a whole hell of a lot in well, I'm just just

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problems up in the net. Yeah, then they'll kick everyone's ass.

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So I'm sorry to interrupt you. You know, it

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doesn't seem like they have a lot of room for

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soccer fields in Japan. It's so jammed in

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and China and stuff they can't afford to have

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a ball. I don't think they have a lot of parks and a lot of can't be

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messing with your phone. I mean, we didn't have

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what do you call it? I don't think they have a lot of you know, I don't know. I don't know.

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I know they got the suicide forest. I'm sure they have they have a national

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team that plays for Japan. I'm sure there is some sort of aspect for

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soccer, but I don't I don't know the amount of like what

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just threw a horse in the in the game just because everyone

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has one. Oh, yeah, yeah, we will have one too. It will be very honorable.

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for the national teams for the World Cup. Every country has their own team. So

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they have to have some team to play. It's very boring.

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Yeah, and it really is. But they got the craziest fans

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like it is crazy that they kill each other.

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that has a nail sticking out. No, they'll beat you with their bare hands. Well, that too.

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Crazy saying they will go as far as to, you know,

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be with implements and fucking push you downstairs, maybe

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even push you onto the tracks. Yeah, I mean, they're known for their violence

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because of lack of empathy. It's because of a

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team. Well, yeah, you get behind it. Let's see. You see these grown men was totally

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disgust me. Could you imagine giving that fuck that much of a fuck about the bears

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or the Cubs or the sides? I know people like that in my life. They don't want to kill

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someone. Oh, no, no, no, no, not that die hard. Yeah,

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that's what I mean. But I know people I know grown men that paint their faces and I know

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grown men that wear other men, which I think is totally gay. We're another guy's jersey

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with another dude's name on your back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's completely

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gay. I mean, you could just barely get away with wearing like

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rockstar shirts and shit like band shirts and stuff like that for chicks.

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I don't think sports are all gay. They really are. You know what I mean? It's turned into

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this. I think you said like the NFL draft the other day and there were

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thousands of people that stood outside to listen to people read off

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names of who they were drafting for their teams. Oh boy, who's

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next and they get all into it. They're all dressed up turn it's our team's

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turn. Oh boy. Oh shit. They just took Lamar Johnson or whatever.

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I'm sure there are probably is a guy named I'm sure there's two of them. Yeah.

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Spelled with a zina and an apostrophe. Yeah, exactly.

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you know, the guy that they wanted got picked right before

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their pick, you know, and then they fucking pulled their hair out. Listen, it's just something

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to distract you. It's just like music. It's just like the world is shit. I knew these

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one dudes that would make a and I'm sure there's a lot of people that do this

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and if you do this, that's fine with me. But I can't get

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into it. But a lot of my friends did this. They would have an actual party, you know,

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get blow fucking drink a party. Yes. The actual

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party for this picking of the, you know, the draft.

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I went to what do you call it? They make it a big deal. I played fantasy football

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one year. It was downtown. We were they had a draft. It was above the

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Covey Bear. Okay. And it went for like, oh my god,

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eight, nine hours. Like, I got all fucked up. And I was like, I had to leave.

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How could you everybody was so into it? Like nobody would part. Everybody was drinking and having a good time,

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but it was just getting out of control. Like I was just like picking guys all willy nilly.

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My cousin's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I don't care. Like this doesn't

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make any sense to me. Were they picking the teams actually for real? No, it was just a fantasy draft.

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Okay, so how does that work? You so basically they put all the players of the NFL

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in and then you actually like your homes like you're a team.

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Yeah, you're a team owner and then you get to pick a draft or you could or you get the trade

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or you know, I have two guys, you know, you know how it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's all so you actually just go around and you got to wait your turn.

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Yeah, now it's your turn again. And there was like 1015.

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We're getting worked up about the guy getting picked. Yeah, well, that's the guy I want.

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changes. It's not like they're the same team. You know what I mean? Like you start your team

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and you get a base. No, I know. But as the guys get eliminated, the people around the table,

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kicked out of my mind. I really didn't. It's just not my bag of rocks because it's fucking

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takes so long. Yeah, but it's so boring to at the same time that you're just sitting at a white board

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and they have all the names up there and there's like all the shit guys want it's about these guys.

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The next guy gets take, you know, they also have families that they're miserable with and this,

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you know, they get to get away and they get to party. They're hoping it takes another two extra hours

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and it actually did well to distraction and then you know, so whatever I mean, listen, I'm not

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shitting on what you do. Everybody everybody does what they want to do to get by. No, I'm not

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even that it's you know, whatever distracts you from life. If that's what distracts you for life,

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go get it man. Me. It's just not like I said, man, how about my bag of rocks? How about our president?

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Which one? Oh shit. Man. Just go with Kiki. Keep on going. Oh shit. How about our president?

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Which one? I guess again. See, I said pause. Yeah. That's all. Okay. That's all. That's all you're

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going to say? What about our president? I mean, it doesn't great speech maker, huh? He's a great

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speech maker. He's a great talker. He's a great speaker. I wouldn't be talking. Obviously,

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he didn't see what you're talking about. What are you talking about? He saw the pause thing. Oh,

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on the teleprompter. Oh, man. Okay. You got you lost. Yeah, I'm saying how about Joe Biden pause?

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Yeah. No. Okay. I didn't I was I didn't recall him that way. You know, hey, welcome to Larry

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Needleshow pause. I'm Larry. Yeah, but you didn't read it off anything. That's how I did. But the funny

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thing is it's like you've ever seen Anchorman? No. But I've maybe I've seen parts of it here and there

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and like an airplane, but I never watched the whole thing. Um, what do you call it? It's about this

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guy. Okay. And he's got this anchor tattoo. No, no, I know what he is. He's got this anchor

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tattoo. No, it's about and so what they do is so they run the teleprompter. So this is real in the

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movie and they want to fuck him over. So they're crazy shit in there. Yeah. So they write on the

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teleprompter like all this crazy shit and then it says, fuck you, San Diego. And everybody loses their

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shit, man. And he's like, what? Because whatever they know, whatever he was, he doesn't even know what

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he's saying. Yeah, because he just reads what's right off of the teleprompter. So that's how they

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screw him over. But listen, I mean, this guy has shown him that he can't read. He could barely walk.

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He's barely coherent. Um, he doesn't know what's that he's not very cohesive with the United States,

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not at all right now with the American public. He is not. I mean, we have truly seen what his agenda

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is. His agenda is to actually his not even his agenda. It's some NGO, WHO stuff that there. I mean,

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look at the look at the these people that are backed by Soros. These these all these protesters

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now that they're finding they come with the same tents, they're served the same food, the same

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trucks, drop supplies off to them. Yeah, you know what I mean? Here's the thing, even if they were

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little rich kids at the Ivy League schools who have spoiled this fuck. Dick sporting goods in all

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the places around there wouldn't have enough tents. They mean they would have sold out of them,

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motherfuckers. No, relax. Man, going. So obviously someone's coming and delivering these tents. Yeah,

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you see the trucks delivering them next thing's gonna be bricks. I think they did get brisk. They had

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them at that one campus. Yeah, I showed you that last week. Um, is there is a harmony or Helena down

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there? What do you call it? So get him back to next to you. All right, get me. So get him back to

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that. Um, doesn't it doesn't really bother anybody that I mean, these people still go on the news

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and they're talking about how this guy's doing such a great job. And it's literally just lying to

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people. Yeah, more votes than anybody in the world. Well, we all know that's a farce. But there's and

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then nobody got that many votes and then everything's starting to come out with a shot and the

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lockdowns and all this other stuff and everybody keeps on saying, oh, it's like people that told you

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this or thought you were crazy, thought you're crazy. One of the guys I work with is like, dude,

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he's like, he's like you know, I started listening to this guy and some stuff that you were telling

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me and the big Zach has been telling me. He's like, it's crazy. I thought you guys were nuts two

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months ago. And he's like, now all this stuff is coming out and it's crazy that I actually took

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Oh, you're kidding me. No. And he's like, so he's coming forward. Yeah, he's like, well, yeah, he's

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getting awakened. He's starting to come around and see like he's like something's wrong here, you

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know, because we didn't we didn't stop working the whole time during the lockdown. We didn't really

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get affected by it. And our company didn't tell us that we had to get it. Right. Even though I would

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get confused. Right. But now he you know, he's like, Oh, well, the girl I was with at the time this guy

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got the shot for his girlfriend. It's like getting a shot for it's like having diabetes and giving away

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a free donut. You know, you're just so you're just literally killing yourself. I know you can't use this.

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Um, but it's going to kill you so eat it. I know he probably didn't believe it was bad. He probably

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didn't listen to the whole the masses. Well, mainstream media. Think about it. You know, the mainstream

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media is not going to tell you anything. No, he did. He did it because of her because our work didn't

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make us get it. She said that you have to get it. You think that's bullshit, huh, Mary? I'm saying he did it

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because he probably thought there was nothing wrong with it. Oh, well, no, he would have fought her if he

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he's not he's a lemming. He hasn't he's not a man. Obviously. Yeah, he's not a man at all. He basically

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said me and my chick are going to get shots and we were very adamant about him not getting them. The owner

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of our company was like, What the fuck are you doing? You know, like personally said to him, he's like,

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don't do don't get that shit. You don't know what it's going to do to you. So he didn't want to have the

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shot. No, the owner of our company was very adamant. Nobody that I work with got it. And there's like

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70 something people. And they all told them and they're like, If you get it, that's fine. But you have to

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tell us that they played the opposite game. If you get it, you have to tell off. Yeah, because you know, if you

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you know, we know because you know, we're not going to get into all of it. Which motherfuckers to group together

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and to stay away from. Yeah, we know that you're definitely so we don't get your shot. Some of the guys had kids,

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little kids. So the doctor, you have to get it. You know, some of the people there were schools telling

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parents that you had to get it to come and see like plays and stuff. I think the people around here and you

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know, because it's you know, Chicago is such a blue fucking place that we probably didn't get the death shot as

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much as people that were in red places. I just think they handed out to the masses and they're just going to be

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like, All right, let's see what happens. You already see what's happening. They all had many, many different

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effects. They all were different things. Children had obviously different side effects from adults. I'm just

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going to say that. There were a hundred different batches. How many batches that they had? Yeah, they didn't

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there was a Moderna one. There was a Pfizer one. Like a hundred different little hidden surprises in each one.

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Like each one had a different one of 100 things. You know, you might have got this or you might have got that.

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You know, it's not all necessarily the same. It's not one thing. Yeah, there's different variants of it.

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And they can all be and I mean, if you want to get even crazy, there's the accelerants that they can set these

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things off. They say 5G sometimes can set it off. That's what they think they're doing using like nanoparticles

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and stuff like that. I saw this thing where they said that 5G really doesn't have to do with the phones. No.

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The phones are not compatible. They have 5G. They said that when you open your phone, the battery. They're in the

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chips. They're in the chips. Yeah. And they said that they were going to do something more nefarious with the 5G

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towers. They think that that's where they were going to release, you know, in this airborne, you know, illness.

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Yeah, that an ultra frequency. They were able to, on that periodic table, remember when Trump kept using the word

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coffee fee and people thought he pronounced coffee wrong. He was just saying a couple of periodic elements. Yeah.

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And that's what they put in what it's 5G towers, something to prevent. And they're all like, oh, look, he's going

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crazy. He can't he can't pronounce coffee anymore. He's he lost his mind. You know, crazy now.

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Everybody is this silver was suspended stock market suspended silver. It was raising an alarm. Stock market

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spends trading of silver on April 24th due to unusual market activity and volatility. This rare event caused by

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a combination of factors, including economic uncertainty, market speculation and investor behavior. The suspension

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is intended to protect investors and maintain market stability. I think this might be an AI generated. Yeah, that's

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it. First of all, the government should shouldn't even be doing that. They have no right in suspending anything

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fucking publicly traded, especially commodities to that extent, right? Yeah, like there's just shut everything down.

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Like, I mean, we're already enough controlled by the government. But how about they could do shit like that?

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They have done it. They can't do it. They have done it before. They're going to do like they'll just do like they did the Canadian

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truckers. And they'll just shut everybody's bank account down. Everybody's so willing nearly to get all their information.

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Look at these fools. They're like, hey, we can put a chip in your hand and you don't have to carry around cash or anything

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and they all stand at the front of their line with their arms up, getting ready to just, you know, here's your

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arm band. Here's your arm band. Here you go. Get in with the sheep. Now we can track you and do whatever we want to you.

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Who knows what's in that shit? All right, you want how about a really how about a good feel good actually government story with them all the

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way under your skin though? That's the well it goes on here just goes underneath your skin. Yeah, that's it. I've seen it goes.

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How about what the fuck? How could it just go? They just lift the skin up when they when they do body modification.

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I understand, but it's kind of invasive and it's really unnecessary and who knows what else it's actually doing. Yes, Larry, there's

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nefarious reasons behind it and it's all meant to control us and who knows what it contains. If they it's like a kill switch for somebody

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or they could just zap you with it. You know that man. And you know I don't know that I'm speculating. Public first bank

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officially collapses and was seized by regulators. It was a bank collapse. Yeah, that's happened. That always happens though.

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They just J.P. Morgan can pick them up or fucking chase or let's go get all our money. Um, what do you call it?

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It makes a collapse. Oh, shit. I was gonna do. So here a feel good government story. Something good about the post office.

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Finally a postal manager stole drugs for mail. Let co workers snort cocaine off his desk.

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That's a government employee. I work for that guy. I work for two of those guys. I worked for a lot of them. But yeah, just do them

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blow right off the guy's desk. Oh, you know what? If you can't do blow at work, then your job is a little too uptight.

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You're at the wrong job. You need to get your biscuit. You need to get your freaking. Damn it. Yeah, we got it. No, man, we got roll of paper.

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Okay. All right, so this is probably on the dryer. So a former US post office manager accused of dealing drugs he stole from packages

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pleaded guilty. Well, $5 million fine. Marijuana, Coke, some other things. And that's a great that's a great lick. Isn't it?

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I mean, who the hell is going to knock you out for stealing drugs? How does he know what packages have drugs? I don't know.

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It doesn't really say to go through some kind of scanner at the post office. I don't know. Did you find them? No, I didn't.

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There's towels in there. I know it's grab a towel. I don't know. Maybe I'll figure it out. I mean, Larry, come on, we're in the middle of a

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podcast. It doesn't have to be the biggest towel. I'll just use whatever. Well, I spilled and I apologize and now Larry's gone on a mission right now.

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So it doesn't really say how the hell he would find the drugs. So that's what I'm looking for. 700 grams of blow. Holy crap. Yeah, it doesn't.

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Yeah, it doesn't say how the hell needles we're going to buy him 700 grams of brains. He's going to snort it. Hopefully, because I

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spilled something. Yeah, man. Okay, sorry, nobody's ever spilled anything before. There he's got a real resentment towards me. Not down here, motherfucker.

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You've never spilled anything down here. Who spilled shit down here? You. Oh, man, me always Mike, Mike Schmidt. I got it, man.

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Right. You know, it's like, thank you. Man, holier than thou. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Isn't it? There's the thing, man. You know, wake the fuck up. Are you that drunk?

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I had one beer. What are you talking about? We always say that. That's so funny. I had one beer. You can't even handle one beer, ladies and gentlemen. You heard him say it.

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Oh, man. Oh, my God, Omaha, Nebraska. I'm the scanner. We have 30 or 40 houses gone. Wow. Oh, yeah, we want to give a shout out to our people out there in Nebraska and all those places.

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We got here with a tornado tonight. It's really fucked up in the top five. Let's pray for these people. Jesus help these people. Thank you, Lord. And, you know, it's just fucked up when your shit just gets wiped away like that.

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And I'm not going to be like Joe Biden and tell you about when my house got blown away because it never did. And I can't even imagine the fucking brutality of that.

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You have to see the footage here of this tornado. Wow. Well, I'm not going to get up and come over.

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That's on I-80 in Nebraska near Omaha. So it's right on our highway. How about that service lady, the one that threw the maxi pads at the, did you hear about that?

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The detainer, she was on Kamala Harris's Secret Service. Yeah. The girl who went crazy. Yeah, she like lost her mind. She was a DEI hire.

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And didn't earn it. Well, she was already accused of, well, she wasn't accused. She made accusations against people in her former office that they were like harassing her and all this other stuff.

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And it was for like a million bucks and it was found out not to be true. Like she was making all this stuff up. But she tried to-

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Typical DEI fucking move. She tried to- That's what they do. She tried to grab one of the other cops guns.

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Who they're blaming is the boss. It's a female. And she hired this woman that had no credentials to be hired.

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But they said she's also the same woman that did nothing to get to the bottom of the cocaine in the White House. Let the dogs, let the Secret Service people be bitten 25 times by the dogs.

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25. Shout out Commander. Yeah. Before she-

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There was another one too. Before that, that bit several people and they got rid of them way before he bit 25 people.

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It was up to her to keep her Secret Service agent safe. Yeah, I mean- It really is.

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Who knows people? Who knows what the fuck's going on now? SSRIs pushing all this mental health shit.

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I don't know people like the way that the climate is right now with how they're DEI stuff and promoting people and telling people they're better than they aren't.

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You know, because they're not that you know, they mean like just because your skin color we're going to hire you or your beliefs we're not going to hire you.

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Promoting mediocrity. Nobody, you know- Not even mediocrity. Yeah, not even.

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This is bottom of the barrel. Mediocrity would be maybe good.

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Well, at least they could learn maybe. They said the FAA, they're going to allow them to hire people with severe mental disabilities.

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Yeah, they said that a while ago. As pilots. Air traffic controllers.

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You know TSA people, which is even worse. Imagine getting groped by a retard.

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Well, here's the thing. What if you're not retarded and the guy's just a guy that wants the planes to crash or he's a fucking-

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That would be a great job if you're a real pervert to be a TSA agent. You could just grop everybody and get away with it.

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I'm going to have to feel your ass and your tits and your tits right now.

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Well, no, you just get dudes. You can't feel the women up.

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Why?

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They have women TSA agents.

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Oh man.

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You mean, oh man.

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Well then I would want to do it.

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I mean, you're getting back to the good old days now.

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I would want to do it then.

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I'm saying you have to be a real pervert to do those.

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I want to do it like in France or something or maybe in the country's where it had everything as men working at all those things.

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So you could touch women sexually assault them multiple times?

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Well, I'm just saying I wouldn't take the job anyway, but if you can't ever-

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If you could assault them in another country, you would.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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That's what it boils down to.

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That's it.

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You just got to be honest. That's all right. I appreciate that.

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It is.

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But the thing is, I would also want to be picky as well.

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I wouldn't want to have to frisk every woman.

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I'd say no, not her.

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So you just let the ones get through that you don't find them scrumptious?

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The tractives, yeah.

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Non-scrumptious she can go through.

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That would be the bull-dike. That would be the line that I'd give it to like, you know, whatever.

387
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I think the bull-dike, that's kind of technically a woman, right?

388
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Yeah, come here, honey.

389
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Okay, so then she would go in the woman's line, but okay, I forgot.

390
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000
You're in this fantasy world where you get to grope women.

391
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Come here, boo-boo.

392
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Assault women right in front of other people.

393
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
And imagine that. There's 50 people standing in the line.

394
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
You're like the Richard Dawkins of TSA.

395
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Yeah, yeah.

396
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Richard Dawson.

397
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Was it Dawson? Yeah, Richard Dawson. You know what I meant, though.

398
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Richard Dawson. Damn it.

399
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Come here, Armini.

400
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
You just grope and titties.

401
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Grab an ass.

402
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah, he would do that.

403
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,000
He's like, hey, here's the Smith family or whatever, you know.

404
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Here's the Jones family.

405
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Hey, do you mind, sir, if I tongue kiss your wife and your daughter?

406
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
He just pulls his hand up.

407
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Does that work my way to the youngest one?

408
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Yeah, totally.

409
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
He just pulls his hands up and makes a small finger.

410
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
At the end. He goes back to the dead.

411
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
He starts at the little.

412
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
This is so hard that I do.

413
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
You know, when he shakes his hand.

414
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
So yeah.

415
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
The stuff you could get away with back then.

416
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Richard Dawson.

417
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
He would have been fucking me too.

418
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,000
But think about it, someone had some sort of mouth thing going on, you know.

419
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
And the people laughed.

420
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Oh, yeah, they all loved it.

421
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
You're lovely, darling.

422
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Let me kiss you.

423
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Everyone laughed.

424
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000
He was like the last of those guys where it's like he's like getting hammered behind.

425
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Yeah.

426
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Like, you know, he's got a cigarette and a rocks glass.

427
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Yeah.

428
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Ready to go.

429
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
That was the OG family feud.

430
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Yeah.

431
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Well, I don't know if you had a cigarette and a rocks glass.

432
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
No, that's what I imagine.

433
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Back stage.

434
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Yeah, back stage.

435
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Yeah, no, not on the stage.

436
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
But that'd be great if he did on the stage.

437
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Well, that's what they used to do was that, uh, damn, what was that old school one?

438
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Not the Triangle, the Pyramid one.

439
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
$25,000.

440
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
No, there was an old game show that they had where they would be smoking and drinking.

441
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I remember.

442
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Well, there was a lot of them.

443
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Yeah, I can't remember one offhand.

444
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Yeah, that's great.

445
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Don't imagine that's like, I mean, come on.

446
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,000
The best game show of all time, though, was always, it's gotta be the Gong show.

447
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
That'll press your luck.

448
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
No whammies and shit.

449
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Press your luck.

450
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
No whammies.

451
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000
I don't know, you're talking about.

452
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
It sounds like your brain after a couple of balls.

453
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
I didn't see, I never saw that, man.

454
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Yeah, I know.

455
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Was it an oldie?

456
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah, no, it's not that old.

457
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
It was like, 90s, 80s, 90s.

458
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Ah, see, that's why I never heard of it.

459
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
What are you talking about?

460
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Game show.

461
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
A TV show, press your luck, he's talking about.

462
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000
It was a good one, the whammies.

463
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
The one I said was the Gong show.

464
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Have you ever seen the Gong show?

465
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I don't know what you're talking about.

466
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
That's old as hell, though.

467
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Dude, that's fucking the best show out there.

468
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Yeah, they would be performing and they would.

469
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,000
He was a fucking supposedly an agent.

470
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Some kind of spy.

471
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Some CIA.

472
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
He was a honeypot.

473
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:08,000
And he would send these kids, he had a game show where there was like kids dating or whatever,

474
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
people dating and.

475
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Kids or people.

476
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
You know, younger people.

477
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Like kids, to me, is anyone dude that's under fucking 40, all right?

478
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
That's what I mean.

479
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
They're probably 20, 19 year old kids.

480
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000
I think you're just saying that distract people from out in the area of East Island.

481
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say.

482
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:32,000
And he would send these kids away to fucking places on vacations and shit and he would

483
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
go along as a chaperone.

484
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
I think they were underage.

485
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
What?

486
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Yeah.

487
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
And they said he would do like, you know, murders and shit while he was out.

488
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,000
There he would pretend he was watching over these kids.

489
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Meanwhile, they'd be going wild and fucking and drinking and he wasn't watching him at

490
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
all.

491
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000
He was out doing some kind of heavy duty crime.

492
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
He'd be like, you went to pry.

493
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,000
You went to honeymoon to vacation to Russia to Moscow.

494
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
What?

495
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
You know, it'd be crazy places like that.

496
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Yeah.

497
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
And then they go and he would go with them.

498
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
This is a gong show?

499
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
No, this is the show he had before that.

500
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Oh, I was going to say.

501
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000
But he probably still fucking would continue.

502
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Wait a minute.

503
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
You said this guy committed murder?

504
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
That's what they say, man.

505
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Oh, OK.

506
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Allegedly.

507
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
I thought, OK, this is allegedly.

508
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I thought this was for the Nalins.

509
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
You wanted for the CIA?

510
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah, yeah.

511
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:30,000
So they said he was a double agent or not a double agent, but he was ass at them.

512
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
He was a spook.

513
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

514
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
He was a spook.

515
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Really?

516
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000
So they would coincide where he was giving to them.

517
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
You're going to Kazakhstan.

518
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Wherever these people would go.

519
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Right.

520
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Wherever they would go.

521
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
They're going to Algeria.

522
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
They're going to El Jir.

523
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
They're going to New York or whatever.

524
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Fuck.

525
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
They're going to Morocco.

526
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Yeah.

527
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Sometimes it was weird places.

528
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Yeah, we were somewhere where nobody would go for a vacation.

529
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Yeah, except the Taliban.

530
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Exactly.

531
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Or somebody going through the Golden Triangle in Cambodia.

532
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
And he was a big co-ker, I think, there at the end.

533
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:08,000
When he was doing the gong show, they might have been having cigarettes and rocks glasses.

534
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Yeah, I'm sure they were.

535
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yeah, they were.

536
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
I think they did it.

537
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Because they had, then he would have a panel of his friends who were usually comedians.

538
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
And so they would gong the people or they would rate the people.

539
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Rate them?

540
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Rate them.

541
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
They'd hold them right down their...

542
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Wow, I think you're still in your fantasy world.

543
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Number one through ten, how good or bad these people were.

544
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
And that's where the unknown comic came from.

545
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah, okay.

546
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
I remember that, yeah.

547
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
But what do you call it?

548
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
That little bugger was funny.

549
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
They had some crazy shit back then with the TVs.

550
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
That dude from Hogan's Heroes.

551
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Strangling people?

552
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Well, no, he was creating like porn and stuff.

553
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Like he was a real freaky SOV.

554
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Yeah, didn't he die under some strings?

555
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Yeah, there were some...

556
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Mary, what happened to Bob Crane?

557
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
That's it.

558
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
He was murdered.

559
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
He was beaten to death with his...

560
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
With a tripod, a camera tripod.

561
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:04,000
But he was involved in some blackmailing shit and some other stuff like that.

562
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
That motherfucker had to go.

563
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Yeah, somebody thought he had to go, but I wish I could...

564
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Bob Crane, I would like to do a deeper dive.

565
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
R.A.P., Bob Crane, fucking Hogan's Heroes, great show.

566
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
I wonder if he could find those movies.

567
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Tell you what, his porno movies.

568
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I'd like to see what they look like.

569
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Yeah.

570
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Old school stuff.

571
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
You call me a fucking weirdo.

572
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
How about the goofy horses riding around London yesterday?

573
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Bloody.

574
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Yeah, yeah.

575
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Tell us about it, Mary.

576
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
I think that was all ploy.

577
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah.

578
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Well, because that big band did that thing too.

579
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Did you see that?

580
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah.

581
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
It went backwards 20 times?

582
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
No, no, no.

583
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
It just stopped.

584
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
It got stuck at nine.

585
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

586
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
It got stuck at nine and ran around a lot of times.

587
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Right, right.

588
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
The apocalypse is upon us.

589
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Yes.

590
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
And he who rides a pale horse...

591
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
would be bloody.

592
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
That's what I'm saying.

593
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Where did the blood come from?

594
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
They couldn't figure out where the blood came from.

595
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:01,000
They said that the guy was riding the horse, it got away, bumped into a couple cars, the

596
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
guy got thrown from the horse and then it ran through.

597
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
There were five of them, but they only showed two.

598
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
So I don't know...

599
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
I don't understand where the blood came from.

600
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I saw the two in London.

601
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Yeah.

602
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000
And they said the blood kind of looked like paint.

603
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Yeah.

604
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Well, it probably was.

605
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I'm sure they didn't slash the horses up.

606
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
The black horse looked injured though, they said, on the outside.

607
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Yeah, they ran into cars.

608
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
The white horse looked bloody.

609
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000
And then I only saw two, but then I saw...

610
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Imagine that.

611
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Somewhere else I saw two horses.

612
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
They go, what's with the horses today?

613
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Well, no, there were five initially, they only had two on camera.

614
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
In London?

615
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Yeah, two on camera.

616
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
But then I saw two somewhere else.

617
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Oh, no, the ones in London with the blood on them.

618
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Yeah, I mean, that's just...

619
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Yeah, that was weird.

620
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
I think there was just some sort of stupid artist thing.

621
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Yeah, really bad.

622
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
I don't think it was...

623
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Because you really haven't heard anything about it.

624
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I think it was coincidental that it was that day.

625
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Well, they did say something about the royal guard losing a horse.

626
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
What was the signal to the kids?

627
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,000
They also are making plans for the King Charles' death.

628
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Yeah.

629
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
And they're like, why would they do that if he's...

630
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
If he's still alive?

631
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Yeah, if he's recovering.

632
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Kind of weird, but yeah, okay.

633
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
If he's recovering from cancer.

634
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Yeah.

635
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Why are they talking about his funeral?

636
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Yeah, and that's a pretty big thing for the prince to die.

637
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Or the king to die, I mean.

638
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
It's a pretty big thing.

639
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
And there are very blasé about it, aren't they?

640
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
The story books we read when we were kids, it was a very big deal.

641
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Like when you think about Louis XIII or something, a motherfucker like that,

642
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000
there was probably a lot of people that were really glad when he was dead.

643
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000
But then you don't know what the next motherfucker is going to be like.

644
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Well, they were a lot more violent back then.

645
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Oh yeah.

646
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
But no, no.

647
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
The violence is in secret now.

648
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Well, actually now it's out in the open.

649
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I mean, did you see that new place?

650
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Wow.

651
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
It's not as in the open as it was back then.

652
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Dang it.

653
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
I completely forgot.

654
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:53,000
How about the new 15 minute city where you got to scan the QR code to come in and out?

655
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Great.

656
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Canada.

657
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
They actually have a city now.

658
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,000
You have to scan a QR code when you come in and when you leave.

659
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Holy fuck.

660
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Shoot.

661
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,000
So, I'll De La Medellina.

662
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
That is fucked up.

663
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
It's in Quebec.

664
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
So here we go.

665
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
I forgot to.

666
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
What's that?

667
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,000
I forgot to mention to Joey I was talking to you today about, remember I said our friends

668
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000
were, I don't really want to say who they are, but.

669
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Yeah, don't.

670
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Beth was talking to her and she's going to take her grandchildren to Canada.

671
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:38,000
And she was like, oh my God, the little boys are going to have to sit in car seats for 12 hours.

672
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Oh yeah.

673
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
They're going to have to sit in the cell.

674
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Isn't that crazy?

675
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Why Canada?

676
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
They're going to have to sit in the cell.

677
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Especially with everything that's been going on in Canada.

678
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Canada's a fucking hellhole right now.

679
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
They're probably going to get some kind of test, some COVID test.

680
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
I don't want to say they're positive.

681
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
They're going to make them pay all kinds of money.

682
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I wouldn't go to Canada.

683
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Well, you know, right now I'm afraid to.

684
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Then you're in the system.

685
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,000
I remember we were talking about, remember we were talking to Matt and him and his wife

686
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
have a home in Italy.

687
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Yeah.

688
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000
And he said, and I said, is it rough to go from New York to Italy?

689
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
And he said, we go through Canada.

690
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Remember?

691
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Yeah.

692
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
We go to Canada first.

693
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
It seemed like that was a way easier way to do it.

694
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
But everywhere's fucked up right now, no matter where you go.

695
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
But if they start needing QR codes to be scanning in.

696
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Right.

697
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
You don't want to go there.

698
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Well, yeah, no.

699
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
That's a city though.

700
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
You know, it's like a small, tiny city that are testing it out.

701
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Yeah, that's the first one.

702
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Right.

703
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Where they're testing it out.

704
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
It's a beta test.

705
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Well, it was probably where we saw that woman not too long ago that couldn't go to the

706
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
drugstore.

707
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Remember she wanted to go to.

708
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Yeah.

709
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000
They're like, no, you can't use this drugstore.

710
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
You have to go back there.

711
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:52,000
But I just want to go across the street to that store right there on the corner and the

712
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
cops are like, man, if you don't turn around right now, we're going to arrest you.

713
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000
And she's like, but I just want to go to that place.

714
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:05,000
And they were fucking did you ever see the videos when they're in Philly and they're

715
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000
like giving these kids these mentally challenged people shots.

716
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:14,000
They're pulling them out of this home one at a time like the Nazis and they're screaming

717
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
and yelling and fighting and fighting and they jab them, push them back, jab the next

718
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
one.

719
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
What?

720
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
What do you think?

721
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
The shot.

722
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,000
And they're whole and they're freaking out, man.

723
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
It's so scary.

724
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Like everybody's like it's.

725
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
This is what a psych war.

726
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
They're doing.

727
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
No, this is out in the street and Philadelphia.

728
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Yeah, but where are they trying to get the house?

729
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Like a like a halfway house.

730
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Okay.

731
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,000
So it's just like a halfway house to fall them down out and it is like a front door.

732
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
It's like the Nazis.

733
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
So it's like a hospital of sorts.

734
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
No, no, no, it's like a halfway house.

735
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
So it's in your residential neighborhood.

736
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Huh?

737
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
No, retards.

738
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Oh, they're all feeble minded.

739
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
They're probably worse at the state, though.

740
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
What's that?

741
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
They're probably being taken care of.

742
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
The state.

743
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Yeah, they're definitely well, some of them were.

744
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
They're going to get every shot.

745
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000
But some of them were not words of the state and those people are trying to sue now.

746
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
So.

747
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
What do they do?

748
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Is it just crazy that everything that the left says that the right is going to do the

749
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
left is doing now?

750
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Well, they've been doing that for years.

751
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Well, but it's just more predictive.

752
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I mean, they tell you exactly what they're doing by blaming you for it.

753
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Yeah, they lay the game plan out.

754
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
They don't make you want to.

755
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
They don't want you to believe what you hear or see or feel.

756
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
But they say they're doing this, they're doing this when they're doing this.

757
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Yeah, oh, yeah, definitely.

758
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Look what this guy is doing.

759
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
They do the Kansas City shuffle on you.

760
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Yeah.

761
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Look at this guy, but there's Tully Savales doing something worse.

762
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
You know, you got to always watch out.

763
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
But it's never going to end.

764
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
It's just going to keep getting worse.

765
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Yeah, OK.

766
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
How about more cab?

767
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
How about more tax while everything's going on?

768
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
How about, man?

769
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000
How about I got some cool shit?

770
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I was watching this biker thing about the Hells Angels.

771
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Oh, yeah, that was cool.

772
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:08,000
And this guy, George Christie, he was like right up under Sonny Barger, Ralph Sonny Barger.

773
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
They talk about the Stones concert.

774
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
The Altamont.

775
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Yeah.

776
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
And that was the end of the hippie generation right there.

777
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000
He would have, it was 69.

778
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
69?

779
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Yeah, he would have concerts and parties and he would, you know, know people.

780
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:32,500
He was, you know, rubbed shoulders with rock stars and shit and could get in places because

781
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:41,640
he was one of the leaders of these factions of Hells Angels and the fucking dude hires

782
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,000
Johnny Paycheck and he's so fucking wasted.

783
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Who's Johnny Paycheck?

784
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
He's a country musician.

785
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
People might not know him.

786
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000
He's like a hardcore, you know, outlaw.

787
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Like a David Allen Cole-side kind of guy.

788
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
And, uh, Waylon Johnnings.

789
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
You know, the bikers love him.

790
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:06,000
He's got the song, that was a hit song in the late 70s called Take This Job and Shove It.

791
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
There you go.

792
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Everybody's heard that one.

793
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:14,000
And, uh, so Johnny would get so fucked up that he couldn't even play.

794
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And, or he wouldn't show up at all.

795
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:22,000
So the last time he played for this George Christie for a gig that he was involved with,

796
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Johnny was fucking hammered.

797
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:31,000
So, George wanted him to do another gig and it was like a year later because they liked

798
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Johnny Paycheck.

799
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000
I don't know if it was at their clubhouse or what.

800
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:41,000
And, or some kind of venue in their town that the Hells Angels were all going to be there,

801
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
of course.

802
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,000
And, so they tell Johnny the gig is on Thursday.

803
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Johnny takes a six hour flight and he comes and he's fucking hammered.

804
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
But he lied to him.

805
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
He made some crossbacks.

806
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
He said, you guys fucking watch him.

807
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Don't let him leave if he wants food.

808
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Go get it for him.

809
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Just keep an eye on him.

810
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Don't let this fucker drink a drop of liquor.

811
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,000
In the concert it wasn't for a couple of days and Johnny Paycheck was pissed off.

812
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:17,000
But he was clean and sober when he got to the gig on Saturday night and they said that

813
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:22,000
it was the best fucking Johnny Paycheck show that he ever did in his life.

814
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
All comes to the Hells Angels.

815
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah.

816
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Well, how about they put a hit out on Mick Jagger?

817
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
And they talked about that too.

818
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:37,000
So, they wanted $50,000 from Mick Jagger for what happened to them and all the shit they

819
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000
had to go through for the trials and paying for lawyers.

820
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Yeah, they wanted legal fees compensated.

821
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Yes.

822
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:49,000
So, they actually told Mick Jagger we're going to fuck you up.

823
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
They were like, we don't care.

824
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Fuck you.

825
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:59,000
So, actually they went as far as they found out that Mick was in Syracuse, New York, or

826
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:04,000
somewhere on a yacht and they actually went as far as getting around.

827
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Going out there and they had plastic explosives and they were going to fucking blow up the

828
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
boat.

829
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,500
And the only thing that made them turn around was the weather was bad.

830
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,500
Choppy waters.

831
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,500
Yeah.

832
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:19,000
And so, they couldn't handle it in the small boat they were in.

833
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000
The dinghy.

834
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
It became well known that they attempted to do this.

835
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,500
The next thing you know, Mick Jagger sent them a fucking check.

836
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,000
Oh, well, yeah, you think?

837
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Yeah.

838
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
He was a little door.

839
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
They got real close to me.

840
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,000
I think they said that there's Hells Angels in some like 47 countries.

841
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,500
When I went to Amsterdam, they had a Hells Angels bar there.

842
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,500
I've seen them.

843
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,500
Oh, wow, nice.

844
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,500
And it was crazy.

845
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:45,000
I bet.

846
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,700
I didn't see a Hells Angels bar when I was there.

847
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:49,700
And what do you call it?

848
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:53,000
Yes, they have the most chapters of any other club in the world.

849
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,500
I mean, they got Japanese.

850
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,500
They're all over the place.

851
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,140
In every country, multiple chapters.

852
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:02,500
It is crazy that they still exist.

853
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,060
Isn't that crazy?

854
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:06,000
Just like the gang bangers exist.

855
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,500
Because you know what these guys are doing?

856
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:13,500
They're funding all this stuff with proceeds from weapons prostitution.

857
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,500
What do you call it?

858
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:17,500
What do you call it?

859
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,500
Gambling.

860
00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:20,500
He talked about all the drugs.

861
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,500
Low sharking, all that shit.

862
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:25,500
When they figured out how to make math, I was just like,

863
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,500
Biker crank.

864
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,500
Oh, yeah, they were like, man.

865
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:29,500
Old school stuff.

866
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:32,500
We were making money.

867
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,500
They were doing some crazy shit.

868
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:35,500
It was really good.

869
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:41,000
There's a crazy, crazy, like there's so many, like, what do you call it?

870
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Like actual biker wars, but there's one that stands out.

871
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
There's this one who's like, dude, mom.

872
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,260
That's what his nickname, Mom Boucher, and he was in Canada.

873
00:50:50,260 --> 00:50:56,000
And these guys were setting off pipe bombs on streets to try to kill each other.

874
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
And then what happened finally was one pipe bomb killed a child.

875
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,780
And that's what set it all off.

876
00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:04,400
But these guys were running amok.

877
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,900
And they know what they're doing.

878
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:08,900
Well, this one chick, she was 24 years old.

879
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:14,900
She testified against these cats because they told her she could be a Hell's Angel.

880
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:17,400
Or no, no, this was a different broad.

881
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:22,400
But she testified against them for some reason because the feds got to her and told her she

882
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,900
was going to go to prison and all this shit.

883
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:25,900
Really?

884
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:27,900
And so she testified.

885
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:33,900
And they put her under protective, you know, they changed her identity.

886
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:34,900
And witness protection.

887
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:35,900
Yeah, witness protection.

888
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:40,900
I was going to say, you know, protective custody, but she wasn't locked up.

889
00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:42,400
They put her under witness protection.

890
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,400
They move her to another state.

891
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,400
Yeah.

892
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,400
She has two seven year old daughters.

893
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,900
Oh man.

894
00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:53,900
So they fucking give this one cracked up, cranked up biker.

895
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:58,900
One of the, I think he might even have been a prospect.

896
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:01,400
And you know, here's two pounds of crank.

897
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,400
Oh yeah.

898
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,400
Okay.

899
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:04,400
They put her in this bitch.

900
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,400
They found her.

901
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,400
Two pounds of crank.

902
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,900
She was in like two states over.

903
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:08,900
Oh yeah.

904
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:10,900
I mean, these guys got nothing else to do.

905
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:16,900
And went in there and blew her fucking brains out and killed both the seven year old kids.

906
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,400
And then that was when.

907
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,900
You got to go to jail, man.

908
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:20,900
Yeah.

909
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,900
Dude was like, man, there ain't no excuse for that one.

910
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,900
Three people could keep a secret if two of them are dead.

911
00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:26,900
Well, I think.

912
00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:28,900
Like some old school shit, you know.

913
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:29,900
So he killed the kids.

914
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,900
You definitely want to go to jail.

915
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:35,900
Everybody, even everybody in all the bike gangs were like, what the fuck dude?

916
00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:36,900
Yeah.

917
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:38,900
Well, I mean, if that's what they wanted, that's what they got.

918
00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:40,400
So what are they going to complain about?

919
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,900
You know, and they like, and everybody acts like they're a freaking saint.

920
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:44,900
And the guy got busted right away.

921
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:45,900
Oh.

922
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,900
He was all cranked up.

923
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:47,900
Yeah.

924
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:48,900
Crank everything.

925
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:49,900
Some guy rolled, you know, I mean, I don't know.

926
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:53,400
It's not like some guy just rolled in on a heart loud motorcycle.

927
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:57,900
I'm sure there was some sort of un patterned violence to this that they could sort of,

928
00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,900
or maybe like a patterned violence to it.

929
00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:04,900
You know, like how figure out some kind of clue that happened out of the ordinary.

930
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:07,900
Well, just the way she was killed and murdered and how ferocious it was.

931
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,900
And how you could tell.

932
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:09,900
They knew right away.

933
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:10,900
Yeah.

934
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:12,900
Well, you could tell if it's a crime of passion, obviously.

935
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:14,900
It didn't take them long to find her.

936
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:17,900
I think it was like, at least they didn't kill two months or something.

937
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:18,900
At least he didn't kill the kid.

938
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:19,900
Well, they're going to be like.

939
00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:20,900
They killed both kids.

940
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:21,900
Oh, shies.

941
00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:22,900
That's a thing.

942
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:23,900
They killed both seven.

943
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:24,900
Yeah.

944
00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:25,900
Okay.

945
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:26,900
Twins.

946
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:30,900
All they got to do is look back a couple months and see who she testified against.

947
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:31,900
Yeah.

948
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:32,900
It's not that.

949
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,900
I mean, come on, man.

950
00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:35,900
At least wait a couple years.

951
00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:40,900
And then go to the court, you know, put some figures, some shit out and get into the clubhouse

952
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:42,900
somehow under some guys of somebody.

953
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:45,900
You know, well, then if they were smart, look at the real nervous guy.

954
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:48,900
If they were smart, they would have murdered that guy.

955
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,900
That's the game plan right there.

956
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:51,900
Yeah.

957
00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:52,900
Let him.

958
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:53,900
I mean, first of all, don't kill the kids.

959
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:54,900
That's what you don't do first.

960
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:58,900
But if he did kill the kids, that's a complete reason to kill this guy and then kind of be

961
00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:00,900
like, Hey, this guy went rogue.

962
00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:04,900
He might be part of us, but you know, he is guys all cranked up.

963
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:09,900
Yeah, he's all cranked up and he was pissed at he nerfed his friend out, blah, blah, you

964
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,900
can come up with something.

965
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:17,900
I remember when Mary was on in the biker gang and she went on a killing spree on math.

966
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:19,900
Not even paying attention.

967
00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:21,900
Not at all.

968
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:26,900
Oh my God, what are we talking about?

969
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:27,900
The bikers.

970
00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:29,900
Oh, yeah, no, the dude though, they killed them.

971
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,900
Yeah, yeah, I forgot his name, man, but they said his name.

972
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:34,900
Not too bright though.

973
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:36,900
No, he wasn't the fucking brightest.

974
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:39,900
They said that wasn't cool how he did it and went about it.

975
00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:41,900
Well, he can't be killing people.

976
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:45,900
And at one point they were just bombing each other back and forth.

977
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:46,900
Yeah, no, that's it.

978
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:47,900
It's crazy.

979
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,900
They're talking about these wars they had between the outlaws.

980
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:51,900
And you know what else is weird?

981
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:57,900
I saw some outlaws in, you know, because obviously we got them around here.

982
00:54:57,900 --> 00:55:00,900
I've seen them in Germany and shit.

983
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:03,900
Oh, yeah, they're like, I've seen Hell's Angels in Poland.

984
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,900
Yeah, they're like 10 minutes away from my house.

985
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:07,900
Really?

986
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:08,900
Yeah.

987
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:09,900
We played at that clubhouse over there.

988
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:10,900
There's a clubhouse over there.

989
00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:11,900
We played at that clubhouse a couple of times.

990
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,900
I know, I was there.

991
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:14,900
Remember Mary?

992
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:18,900
We're the one where Tony and Robert played too.

993
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:19,900
Yeah.

994
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:21,900
We played at dollar beers.

995
00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:22,900
Yeah.

996
00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:24,900
And then we played at some other ones too.

997
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,900
What was the other one, Mary?

998
00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:27,900
That was pretty far away.

999
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:28,900
There was another one, Rockford.

1000
00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:29,900
Rockford?

1001
00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:30,900
Yeah.

1002
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:34,900
And then we played for one.

1003
00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:35,900
It's a different ambiance.

1004
00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:36,900
Yes.

1005
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:37,900
And then we played another one.

1006
00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:44,460
It is, there is an air that anything can go off at any time, even though you're around

1007
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:45,900
everybody who's on the same team.

1008
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:47,900
Well, that's what I was just going to say.

1009
00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:50,900
It's like, there is, here's what happened.

1010
00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:51,900
Here's what happened.

1011
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:53,900
Like those guys will hurt you.

1012
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:59,900
We played one with the Mass Book the gig at a fucking motorcycle clubhouse.

1013
00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:02,900
And it was, it was pretty far away.

1014
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:04,900
I can't remember where it was.

1015
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:13,900
And it wasn't, it wasn't the outlaws, but it was some other dangerous fucking, you know,

1016
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,900
serious, like, yeah, something like that.

1017
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,900
And I don't know, I don't know, around here.

1018
00:56:19,900 --> 00:56:24,900
One guy had a black girlfriend who was pretty good looking.

1019
00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:32,900
And I think Robert was helping Tony, oh, it was Tony.

1020
00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:34,900
Tony was carrying his drums.

1021
00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:35,900
Yeah.

1022
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:38,900
And he was like, excuse me, excuse me.

1023
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:42,900
And he's trying to go around her and see like backs her ass into the drum.

1024
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:47,900
Hey, he ran into me and right away some big fucking dudes like, what the fuck you doing

1025
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:49,900
to my old lady motherfucker?

1026
00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:52,900
He was squashed in two seconds.

1027
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:54,900
He just got done playing and shit.

1028
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:55,900
Well, they don't care.

1029
00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:56,900
I know, I know.

1030
00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:01,900
And it was like, oh man, you know, we got through the whole thing and it seemed like we were

1031
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:02,900
getting out of there.

1032
00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:07,900
Because every time you take one of those gigs, it's like, yeah, and usually it's really cool,

1033
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:09,900
but well, it's not that it's cool.

1034
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:13,900
This was a gig that the mess.

1035
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:14,900
It's a powder keg.

1036
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:15,900
Yeah, it's a powder keg.

1037
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:18,900
It can just go off at any time, especially to boozing heavily.

1038
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:19,900
Heavily.

1039
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:21,900
And there's a lot of, you know.

1040
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:24,900
And there's a lot of different people mixed, especially if they don't know who you are,

1041
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:25,900
you bump into somebody, like you said.

1042
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:26,900
Yeah.

1043
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:28,900
I mean, that's how people get shot nowadays.

1044
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:30,900
She bumped into him, of course.

1045
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:31,900
Yeah, I'm wrong down the stairs.

1046
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:33,900
We were at somebody's house.

1047
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:34,900
We were on a piss on the road.

1048
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:35,900
I don't know if it was you.

1049
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:36,900
I don't know if it was you.

1050
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,900
You know, just to get the guy down.

1051
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:40,900
I don't know if it was meant to rile him up and do it.

1052
00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:41,900
Oh, it was, man.

1053
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:42,900
Then that's on her.

1054
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:43,900
Yeah.

1055
00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:45,900
That's what you get from being a horrible person.

1056
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:49,900
And there's just a, there's no shortage of horrible people in this room.

1057
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,900
What are you doing, Larry?

1058
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:52,900
Jesus.

1059
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:56,900
What time are we at?

1060
00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:58,900
This is a cat that...

1061
00:57:58,900 --> 00:57:59,900
Oh, you want to put her on TV?

1062
00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:00,900
Yeah.

1063
00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,900
She goes to Tom's all the time.

1064
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:03,900
Oh, shit.

1065
00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:06,900
Sometimes we have visits at the same time.

1066
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:10,900
I try to schedule our appointments together and shit.

1067
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:12,900
This is Hermie.

1068
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:15,900
Do you want her to...

1069
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:18,900
Yeah, she goes to Tom's all the time.

1070
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,900
And that's what we're going to get into right now.

1071
00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:22,900
I want to thank everybody for tuning in.

1072
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:25,900
I want to thank my wife for barely paying attention.

1073
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:26,900
Thank God.

1074
00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:27,900
Yeah.

1075
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:28,900
I want to thank God.

1076
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:29,900
I want to thank Jesus.

1077
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:30,900
I want to thank Leonard.

1078
00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:31,900
Leonard.

1079
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:37,900
And everybody else that we always thank, man, we love you in series.

1080
00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:40,900
And everybody that tunes in, you guys are fucking beautiful.

1081
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:43,900
Let's hope Virginia's doing better.

1082
00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:45,900
Yeah, Verge.

1083
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:49,900
We love you even though I know you're not going to listen to this.

1084
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:51,900
Let's hear it.

1085
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:55,900
She's got a Virginia Herter arm.

1086
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:56,900
Her hand.

1087
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:57,900
Her wrist.

1088
00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:58,900
Her wrist.

1089
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:00,900
She ain't listening but get well soon.

1090
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:05,900
She actually fucking, it wasn't like just a simple, I need a cast type thing.

1091
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:08,900
She had to get surgery and shit.

1092
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:10,900
I said a prayer for you, Virginia.

1093
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,900
Like I said, I would.

1094
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:13,900
Okay.

1095
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:18,900
If you got a little Mussolini on your really tiny weenie, call Tom Street Clinic.

1096
00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:19,900
Nice.

1097
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:21,900
My dictator version.

1098
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:22,900
That's good.

1099
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:28,900
Tom Street Clinic Automotive and Veterinary and Service.

1100
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:31,900
They could do anything that you need getting done.

1101
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:32,900
Stuff you don't need done too.

1102
00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:34,900
And some shit you might not need exactly.

1103
00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:36,900
You know, they do detransitioning.

1104
00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:40,900
Yeah, they don't do any unnecessary shit.

1105
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:46,900
We won't put a penis on your forehead or your arm unless you got the cash.

1106
00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:49,900
Unless that's what you want.

1107
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,900
Then they might do it.

1108
00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:52,900
That's good.

1109
00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:53,900
Peace.

1110
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:58,900
Now I'm going to get back to our exit theme.

1111
00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:00,900
Thanks for tuning in, y'all.

1112
01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:01,900
Peace.

1113
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:06,900
What the fuck, man?

1114
01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:07,900
Oh, wait.

1115
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,900
What are we on?

1116
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:11,900
Okay, one more shot at this.

1117
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:23,900
Please.