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And Larry and Needles.
Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry. And I'm Needles.
And we have a special guest tonight with us.
My wife. Hi. I'm Larry.
Hi. How are you? Good.
How you doing Larry? I'm doing good man. How are you?
I'm doing good. Good.
We had our
private Travis McGott class
with Master Nelson. No one showed up
except me and Kiki. That was really cool.
Yeah, I hurt my arm yesterday so I couldn't show up. Yeah, that sucks.
So soccer season started. Did it? For my kid.
And I guess I'm an assistant coach. Nice.
And what race do you think is the worst at kid soccer?
Mmm. I'd hate to say Spanish.
No, no. They're probably the best. They're the best.
Well, they're still our kids though.
What do you think, man? White.
White? Yeah. The Asians.
Yeah, he's got two Asian kids on his team.
Well, I mean, I don't think their parents ever played soccer
with them. Let me give you an example of the first kid.
This little kid, this little bastard, right in the middle of the play
they got the ball, so the other team has the ball right in front of the goal.
Yeah. And this little kid decides he's going to pick it up
in the middle of the gameplay.
And then starts to scream out loud
what am I doing, what am I doing, what have I done,
what have I done. I literally thought he was going to commit sepaku
right on the field right in front of everybody. Oh, he's got
to be nine years old. Nine, ten.
So he paraded around the field screaming and yelling
at himself, and then they had a penalty kick, and they scored off of that
penalty kick. So that tied the game. So because
he touched the ball, it actually cost his team. Yeah, you're not supposed to touch the ball
at your hands. But they could have missed the penalty kick too.
Yeah, they could have, but it was literally five feet away from the net. Did Needles Jr.
do the kick? He wasn't on the field at this time. No, no, he's
on Needles Jr.'s kid. Yeah, he's
on the other team with the Asian kids. And
Sushi Brothers will call him from now on. And then the other
guy, so this other, he's a bigger kid too. He's a big Asian kid.
So he's running down the field, and you know what, I've never
seen an Asian guy run. Let me tell you, an Asian kid run. Not really, I don't know.
Yeah, that's really kind of a rarity. So
I mean, this guy's flying like a dragon. See the strength in the walk. And squat.
They like to squat a lot. He's a walk. Oh, they like to walk.
Walk and roll. Walk and roll.
They're on a good job.
I mean, if this little egg roll, let me tell you, so they
beat him with the ball. Did they? Yeah, so they get by him with the ball.
And this son of a bitch grabs him by his back of his shirt
and pulls him to the ground. Wow. And he's an Asian kid. I mean, he's
a sumo wrestler compared to this other little Indian kid. The kid that pulled
him down was tough, huh? Yeah, the kid that pulled them down, that's on
Needle's Jr.'s team too. Both of the Asian, the Sushi Brothers are both on the same
team. So the kid gets a
penalty kick, but this time it wasn't in front of the goal.
So, you know, we're like, hey, listen, man, you know, keep your chopsticks to
yourself, you know, because you can't be doing that. That's a penalty every time.
He trumps it twice in one game. What's that? He did it twice. Well, I'll get to the next one.
So they come back. Needle's Jr. had two assists.
First game of the year, not bad. And
we score second goal, so we're ahead. And, you know,
who comes in? Because the problem is, man, it's expensive
to play. It was like 400 bucks. Oh my god. Okay, so now
it's only a soccer ball they need. Well, and the
Park District owns the fields. Well, they own the fields and everything, so it's all over. There's no
overhead barely. And there's also like nine other games going on at the same time.
And they stack the shit out of these teams. So now
they can only play half of the first period and half of the second
period. Like they just have enough guys to switch between.
There's no rotating. Every kid's gotta get some play. Yeah, every kid's gotta get some play, no
matter if you're a stinker or not. Yeah. So his mama paid,
the motherfucker's got to play. Well, yeah, and now people are like, you know, they're like
what the heck's going on here? Why, you know, my kid wants to do this, my kid wants to do
that. They're like, yeah, but there's 13 kids on the team.
Listen lady, your kid better fucking go home and get a soccer ball
kicking around, you know, and he puts squat in the corner and smoking, you know,
or whatever you guys are doing, playing my genre in the basement.
The whole back yard's dug up. That's why they can't play soccer.
A vehicle on trap. You can't go in there.
Holes with snakes in them and shit.
So this little bastard again. How much money did you have on the game?
How much money? We don't, you know what, they don't do
odds. We don't really keep score. The kids keep score. I wouldn't even know who would give you a line on that.
I'm sure they have lines on stuff like that.
So sure shit, this kid gets inside the goalie box.
Another foul pulls this kid down. Oh man.
And the other sushi brother's like, what are you doing? This is a kid that
picked the ball up. He's like, what are you doing, man? He's like, you can't be pulling on people like that.
And I'm talking pulling him down right in front of the ref.
And I mean, he's just looking at you like he don't speak English, you know, like he doesn't know
what the hell's going on. They call him. Yeah, of course. They call him on it.
They get another penalty kick. Yeah. And then they score and tie the game and that's how the game ended. Soccer stinks.
I hate that it has to end in a tie. So they ended on a tie because the next team has to play.
Yeah, they're only allowed in an hour. So this thing is overtime.
No, they're only allowed in an hour. Now regular soccer.
Yeah, they go into overtime. Yeah. And then they have injury time and stuff like that.
Let me tell you, I never was into soccer, but no. I wasn't either. But when we were kids
my dad worked for this shim sham company, Flynn Flamin
Incorporated or whatever. I don't know what he was doing, but
he would get free Chicago Sting. But what was the team
after the sting? Fire? Yeah, it might have been fire. Fire is now
indoor soccer. Oh, yeah. No, that's different. It was a long time ago, needles.
I'm talking like 70s. I know. Yes, you know, I wasn't wrong.
When they first started, it was yeah, it was indoor soccer.
Like arena football. Yeah, it was pretty cool because they never slowed down
because it just bounced off the the wall, the glass and stuff.
So I was always in play. It was like hockey almost in that way. And the
other thing about it is the field is a hell of a lot smaller. So
it was a higher scoring, higher action thing. Yeah, it's constantly
moving. But when they fucked up, man, the guy would
stand there and I think they'd kick the ball.
I mean, we just like guard his balls and just had to sit there and
take it. And they would fucking tee up and you want to try to block it?
Well, I don't know if he was blocking it. I would hope so if he's the goalie.
That's he might have been the goalie. I don't really remember, but it seemed like
sometimes they were handing out retribution. They were probably wrong.
I don't think you're remembering this right. I mean, but it was fun. We'd go all
the time. Yeah, it was probably my dad had well, it's indoors.
It's always something to go to. Yeah, it was right here. It was right at the Rosemont.
Oh, okay. Yeah, no, they have so they played. And so it would be like a summer day.
You guys want to go. You know, it wasn't even like a plan thing. Yeah.
The amount of money those soccer players get paid is astronomical compared to
baseball players. You know, it's yeah, I don't raise indoor guys were getting
paid. No, I think they had day jobs. I don't really think they were
my sandwich at Oh, yeah, beef over there before
but no, so it's very funny to see these kids like the interaction like
because there's a couple of American kids on there and they're very good.
Very fat. You know what I mean? They're they're good. There's a couple Indian kids
they run real fast. Han, Jimmy the Greek.
Well, they got extra bonus. So
but there's the Asian kids. They're definitely not
you know, they're not up to scruff right now. So yeah, well, it doesn't seem like they get
into soccer a whole hell of a lot in well, I'm just just
problems up in the net. Yeah, then they'll kick everyone's ass.
So I'm sorry to interrupt you. You know, it
doesn't seem like they have a lot of room for
soccer fields in Japan. It's so jammed in
and China and stuff they can't afford to have
a ball. I don't think they have a lot of parks and a lot of can't be
messing with your phone. I mean, we didn't have
what do you call it? I don't think they have a lot of you know, I don't know. I don't know.
I know they got the suicide forest. I'm sure they have they have a national
team that plays for Japan. I'm sure there is some sort of aspect for
soccer, but I don't I don't know the amount of like what
just threw a horse in the in the game just because everyone
has one. Oh, yeah, yeah, we will have one too. It will be very honorable.
But I mean, we will lose, but we need to have one for the
for the national teams for the World Cup. Every country has their own team. So
they have to have some team to play. It's very boring.
Yeah, and it really is. But they got the craziest fans
like it is crazy that they kill each other.
Yeah, I mean, those guys, they don't mess around. Each other was a two by four
that has a nail sticking out. No, they'll beat you with their bare hands. Well, that too.
Crazy saying they will go as far as to, you know,
be with implements and fucking push you downstairs, maybe
even push you onto the tracks. Yeah, I mean, they're known for their violence
because of lack of empathy. It's because of a
team. Well, yeah, you get behind it. Let's see. You see these grown men was totally
disgust me. Could you imagine giving that fuck that much of a fuck about the bears
or the Cubs or the sides? I know people like that in my life. They don't want to kill
someone. Oh, no, no, no, no, not that die hard. Yeah,
that's what I mean. But I know people I know grown men that paint their faces and I know
grown men that wear other men, which I think is totally gay. We're another guy's jersey
with another dude's name on your back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's completely
gay. I mean, you could just barely get away with wearing like
rockstar shirts and shit like band shirts and stuff like that for chicks.
Unless it's like the Ramones or something punk. But
I don't think sports are all gay. They really are. You know what I mean? It's turned into
this. I think you said like the NFL draft the other day and there were
thousands of people that stood outside to listen to people read off
names of who they were drafting for their teams. Oh boy, who's
next and they get all into it. They're all dressed up turn it's our team's
turn. Oh boy. Oh shit. They just took Lamar Johnson or whatever.
I'm sure there are probably is a guy named I'm sure there's two of them. Yeah.
Spelled with a zina and an apostrophe. Yeah, exactly.
You know, and then they're all bummed out because
you know, the guy that they wanted got picked right before
their pick, you know, and then they fucking pulled their hair out. Listen, it's just something
to distract you. It's just like music. It's just like the world is shit. I knew these
one dudes that would make a and I'm sure there's a lot of people that do this
and if you do this, that's fine with me. But I can't get
into it. But a lot of my friends did this. They would have an actual party, you know,
get blow fucking drink a party. Yes. The actual
party for this picking of the, you know, the draft.
I went to what do you call it? They make it a big deal. I played fantasy football
one year. It was downtown. We were they had a draft. It was above the
Covey Bear. Okay. And it went for like, oh my god,
eight, nine hours. Like, I got all fucked up. And I was like, I had to leave.
How could you everybody was so into it? Like nobody would part. Everybody was drinking and having a good time,
but it was just getting out of control. Like I was just like picking guys all willy nilly.
My cousin's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I don't care. Like this doesn't
make any sense to me. Were they picking the teams actually for real? No, it was just a fantasy draft.
Okay, so how does that work? You so basically they put all the players of the NFL
in and then you actually like your homes like you're a team.
Yeah, you're a team owner and then you get to pick a draft or you could or you get the trade
or you know, I have two guys, you know, you know how it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all so you actually just go around and you got to wait your turn.
Yeah, now it's your turn again. And there was like 1015.
We're getting worked up about the guy getting picked. Yeah, well, that's the guy I want.
Well, yeah, depending on yeah, well, it all depends. I think it goes, I think it every year
changes. It's not like they're the same team. You know what I mean? Like you start your team
and you get a base. No, I know. But as the guys get eliminated, the people around the table,
I imagine there's a lot of oh, yeah, I wasn't I didn't know what listen, I was just
kicked out of my mind. I really didn't. It's just not my bag of rocks because it's fucking
takes so long. Yeah, but it's so boring to at the same time that you're just sitting at a white board
and they have all the names up there and there's like all the shit guys want it's about these guys.
The next guy gets take, you know, they also have families that they're miserable with and this,
you know, they get to get away and they get to party. They're hoping it takes another two extra hours
and it actually did well to distraction and then you know, so whatever I mean, listen, I'm not
shitting on what you do. Everybody everybody does what they want to do to get by. No, I'm not
even that it's you know, whatever distracts you from life. If that's what distracts you for life,
go get it man. Me. It's just not like I said, man, how about my bag of rocks? How about our president?
Which one? Oh shit. Man. Just go with Kiki. Keep on going. Oh shit. How about our president?
Which one? I guess again. See, I said pause. Yeah. That's all. Okay. That's all. That's all you're
going to say? What about our president? I mean, it doesn't great speech maker, huh? He's a great
speech maker. He's a great talker. He's a great speaker. I wouldn't be talking. Obviously,
he didn't see what you're talking about. What are you talking about? He saw the pause thing. Oh,
on the teleprompter. Oh, man. Okay. You got you lost. Yeah, I'm saying how about Joe Biden pause?
Yeah. No. Okay. I didn't I was I didn't recall him that way. You know, hey, welcome to Larry
Needleshow pause. I'm Larry. Yeah, but you didn't read it off anything. That's how I did. But the funny
thing is it's like you've ever seen Anchorman? No. But I've maybe I've seen parts of it here and there
and like an airplane, but I never watched the whole thing. Um, what do you call it? It's about this
guy. Okay. And he's got this anchor tattoo. No, no, I know what he is. He's got this anchor
tattoo. No, it's about and so what they do is so they run the teleprompter. So this is real in the
movie and they want to fuck him over. So they're crazy shit in there. Yeah. So they write on the
teleprompter like all this crazy shit and then it says, fuck you, San Diego. And everybody loses their
shit, man. And he's like, what? Because whatever they know, whatever he was, he doesn't even know what
he's saying. Yeah, because he just reads what's right off of the teleprompter. So that's how they
screw him over. But listen, I mean, this guy has shown him that he can't read. He could barely walk.
He's barely coherent. Um, he doesn't know what's that he's not very cohesive with the United States,
not at all right now with the American public. He is not. I mean, we have truly seen what his agenda
is. His agenda is to actually his not even his agenda. It's some NGO, WHO stuff that there. I mean,
look at the look at the these people that are backed by Soros. These these all these protesters
now that they're finding they come with the same tents, they're served the same food, the same
trucks, drop supplies off to them. Yeah, you know what I mean? Here's the thing, even if they were
little rich kids at the Ivy League schools who have spoiled this fuck. Dick sporting goods in all
the places around there wouldn't have enough tents. They mean they would have sold out of them,
motherfuckers. No, relax. Man, going. So obviously someone's coming and delivering these tents. Yeah,
you see the trucks delivering them next thing's gonna be bricks. I think they did get brisk. They had
them at that one campus. Yeah, I showed you that last week. Um, is there is a harmony or Helena down
there? What do you call it? So get him back to next to you. All right, get me. So get him back to
that. Um, doesn't it doesn't really bother anybody that I mean, these people still go on the news
and they're talking about how this guy's doing such a great job. And it's literally just lying to
people. Yeah, more votes than anybody in the world. Well, we all know that's a farce. But there's and
then nobody got that many votes and then everything's starting to come out with a shot and the
lockdowns and all this other stuff and everybody keeps on saying, oh, it's like people that told you
this or thought you were crazy, thought you're crazy. One of the guys I work with is like, dude,
he's like, he's like you know, I started listening to this guy and some stuff that you were telling
me and the big Zach has been telling me. He's like, it's crazy. I thought you guys were nuts two
months ago. And he's like, now all this stuff is coming out and it's crazy that I actually took
Oh, you're kidding me. No. And he's like, so he's coming forward. Yeah, he's like, well, yeah, he's
getting awakened. He's starting to come around and see like he's like something's wrong here, you
know, because we didn't we didn't stop working the whole time during the lockdown. We didn't really
get affected by it. And our company didn't tell us that we had to get it. Right. Even though I would
get confused. Right. But now he you know, he's like, Oh, well, the girl I was with at the time this guy
got the shot for his girlfriend. It's like getting a shot for it's like having diabetes and giving away
a free donut. You know, you're just so you're just literally killing yourself. I know you can't use this.
Um, but it's going to kill you so eat it. I know he probably didn't believe it was bad. He probably
didn't listen to the whole the masses. Well, mainstream media. Think about it. You know, the mainstream
media is not going to tell you anything. No, he did. He did it because of her because our work didn't
make us get it. She said that you have to get it. You think that's bullshit, huh, Mary? I'm saying he did it
because he probably thought there was nothing wrong with it. Oh, well, no, he would have fought her if he
he's not he's a lemming. He hasn't he's not a man. Obviously. Yeah, he's not a man at all. He basically
said me and my chick are going to get shots and we were very adamant about him not getting them. The owner
of our company was like, What the fuck are you doing? You know, like personally said to him, he's like,
don't do don't get that shit. You don't know what it's going to do to you. So he didn't want to have the
shot. No, the owner of our company was very adamant. Nobody that I work with got it. And there's like
70 something people. And they all told them and they're like, If you get it, that's fine. But you have to
tell us that they played the opposite game. If you get it, you have to tell off. Yeah, because you know, if you
you know, we know because you know, we're not going to get into all of it. Which motherfuckers to group together
and to stay away from. Yeah, we know that you're definitely so we don't get your shot. Some of the guys had kids,
little kids. So the doctor, you have to get it. You know, some of the people there were schools telling
parents that you had to get it to come and see like plays and stuff. I think the people around here and you
know, because it's you know, Chicago is such a blue fucking place that we probably didn't get the death shot as
much as people that were in red places. I just think they handed out to the masses and they're just going to be
like, All right, let's see what happens. You already see what's happening. They all had many, many different
effects. They all were different things. Children had obviously different side effects from adults. I'm just
going to say that. There were a hundred different batches. How many batches that they had? Yeah, they didn't
there was a Moderna one. There was a Pfizer one. Like a hundred different little hidden surprises in each one.
Like each one had a different one of 100 things. You know, you might have got this or you might have got that.
You know, it's not all necessarily the same. It's not one thing. Yeah, there's different variants of it.
And they can all be and I mean, if you want to get even crazy, there's the accelerants that they can set these
things off. They say 5G sometimes can set it off. That's what they think they're doing using like nanoparticles
and stuff like that. I saw this thing where they said that 5G really doesn't have to do with the phones. No.
The phones are not compatible. They have 5G. They said that when you open your phone, the battery. They're in the
chips. They're in the chips. Yeah. And they said that they were going to do something more nefarious with the 5G
towers. They think that that's where they were going to release, you know, in this airborne, you know, illness.
Yeah, that an ultra frequency. They were able to, on that periodic table, remember when Trump kept using the word
coffee fee and people thought he pronounced coffee wrong. He was just saying a couple of periodic elements. Yeah.
And that's what they put in what it's 5G towers, something to prevent. And they're all like, oh, look, he's going
crazy. He can't he can't pronounce coffee anymore. He's he lost his mind. You know, crazy now.
Everybody is this silver was suspended stock market suspended silver. It was raising an alarm. Stock market
spends trading of silver on April 24th due to unusual market activity and volatility. This rare event caused by
a combination of factors, including economic uncertainty, market speculation and investor behavior. The suspension
is intended to protect investors and maintain market stability. I think this might be an AI generated. Yeah, that's
it. First of all, the government should shouldn't even be doing that. They have no right in suspending anything
fucking publicly traded, especially commodities to that extent, right? Yeah, like there's just shut everything down.
Like, I mean, we're already enough controlled by the government. But how about they could do shit like that?
They have done it. They can't do it. They have done it before. They're going to do like they'll just do like they did the Canadian
truckers. And they'll just shut everybody's bank account down. Everybody's so willing nearly to get all their information.
Look at these fools. They're like, hey, we can put a chip in your hand and you don't have to carry around cash or anything
and they all stand at the front of their line with their arms up, getting ready to just, you know, here's your
arm band. Here's your arm band. Here you go. Get in with the sheep. Now we can track you and do whatever we want to you.
Who knows what's in that shit? All right, you want how about a really how about a good feel good actually government story with them all the
way under your skin though? That's the well it goes on here just goes underneath your skin. Yeah, that's it. I've seen it goes.
How about what the fuck? How could it just go? They just lift the skin up when they when they do body modification.
I understand, but it's kind of invasive and it's really unnecessary and who knows what else it's actually doing. Yes, Larry, there's
nefarious reasons behind it and it's all meant to control us and who knows what it contains. If they it's like a kill switch for somebody
or they could just zap you with it. You know that man. And you know I don't know that I'm speculating. Public first bank
officially collapses and was seized by regulators. It was a bank collapse. Yeah, that's happened. That always happens though.
They just J.P. Morgan can pick them up or fucking chase or let's go get all our money. Um, what do you call it?
It makes a collapse. Oh, shit. I was gonna do. So here a feel good government story. Something good about the post office.
Finally a postal manager stole drugs for mail. Let co workers snort cocaine off his desk.
That's a government employee. I work for that guy. I work for two of those guys. I worked for a lot of them. But yeah, just do them
blow right off the guy's desk. Oh, you know what? If you can't do blow at work, then your job is a little too uptight.
You're at the wrong job. You need to get your biscuit. You need to get your freaking. Damn it. Yeah, we got it. No, man, we got roll of paper.
Okay. All right, so this is probably on the dryer. So a former US post office manager accused of dealing drugs he stole from packages
pleaded guilty. Well, $5 million fine. Marijuana, Coke, some other things. And that's a great that's a great lick. Isn't it?
I mean, who the hell is going to knock you out for stealing drugs? How does he know what packages have drugs? I don't know.
It doesn't really say to go through some kind of scanner at the post office. I don't know. Did you find them? No, I didn't.
There's towels in there. I know it's grab a towel. I don't know. Maybe I'll figure it out. I mean, Larry, come on, we're in the middle of a
podcast. It doesn't have to be the biggest towel. I'll just use whatever. Well, I spilled and I apologize and now Larry's gone on a mission right now.
So it doesn't really say how the hell he would find the drugs. So that's what I'm looking for. 700 grams of blow. Holy crap. Yeah, it doesn't.
Yeah, it doesn't say how the hell needles we're going to buy him 700 grams of brains. He's going to snort it. Hopefully, because I
spilled something. Yeah, man. Okay, sorry, nobody's ever spilled anything before. There he's got a real resentment towards me. Not down here, motherfucker.
You've never spilled anything down here. Who spilled shit down here? You. Oh, man, me always Mike, Mike Schmidt. I got it, man.
Right. You know, it's like, thank you. Man, holier than thou. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Isn't it? There's the thing, man. You know, wake the fuck up. Are you that drunk?
I had one beer. What are you talking about? We always say that. That's so funny. I had one beer. You can't even handle one beer, ladies and gentlemen. You heard him say it.
Oh, man. Oh, my God, Omaha, Nebraska. I'm the scanner. We have 30 or 40 houses gone. Wow. Oh, yeah, we want to give a shout out to our people out there in Nebraska and all those places.
We got here with a tornado tonight. It's really fucked up in the top five. Let's pray for these people. Jesus help these people. Thank you, Lord. And, you know, it's just fucked up when your shit just gets wiped away like that.
And I'm not going to be like Joe Biden and tell you about when my house got blown away because it never did. And I can't even imagine the fucking brutality of that.
You have to see the footage here of this tornado. Wow. Well, I'm not going to get up and come over.
That's on I-80 in Nebraska near Omaha. So it's right on our highway. How about that service lady, the one that threw the maxi pads at the, did you hear about that?
The detainer, she was on Kamala Harris's Secret Service. Yeah. The girl who went crazy. Yeah, she like lost her mind. She was a DEI hire.
And didn't earn it. Well, she was already accused of, well, she wasn't accused. She made accusations against people in her former office that they were like harassing her and all this other stuff.
And it was for like a million bucks and it was found out not to be true. Like she was making all this stuff up. But she tried to-
Typical DEI fucking move. She tried to- That's what they do. She tried to grab one of the other cops guns.
Who they're blaming is the boss. It's a female. And she hired this woman that had no credentials to be hired.
But they said she's also the same woman that did nothing to get to the bottom of the cocaine in the White House. Let the dogs, let the Secret Service people be bitten 25 times by the dogs.
25. Shout out Commander. Yeah. Before she-
There was another one too. Before that, that bit several people and they got rid of them way before he bit 25 people.
It was up to her to keep her Secret Service agent safe. Yeah, I mean- It really is.
Who knows people? Who knows what the fuck's going on now? SSRIs pushing all this mental health shit.
I don't know people like the way that the climate is right now with how they're DEI stuff and promoting people and telling people they're better than they aren't.
You know, because they're not that you know, they mean like just because your skin color we're going to hire you or your beliefs we're not going to hire you.
Promoting mediocrity. Nobody, you know- Not even mediocrity. Yeah, not even.
This is bottom of the barrel. Mediocrity would be maybe good.
Well, at least they could learn maybe. They said the FAA, they're going to allow them to hire people with severe mental disabilities.
Yeah, they said that a while ago. As pilots. Air traffic controllers.
You know TSA people, which is even worse. Imagine getting groped by a retard.
Well, here's the thing. What if you're not retarded and the guy's just a guy that wants the planes to crash or he's a fucking-
That would be a great job if you're a real pervert to be a TSA agent. You could just grop everybody and get away with it.
I'm going to have to feel your ass and your tits and your tits right now.
Well, no, you just get dudes. You can't feel the women up.
Why?
They have women TSA agents.
Oh man.
You mean, oh man.
Well then I would want to do it.
I mean, you're getting back to the good old days now.
I would want to do it then.
I'm saying you have to be a real pervert to do those.
I want to do it like in France or something or maybe in the country's where it had everything as men working at all those things.
So you could touch women sexually assault them multiple times?
Well, I'm just saying I wouldn't take the job anyway, but if you can't ever-
If you could assault them in another country, you would.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what it boils down to.
That's it.
You just got to be honest. That's all right. I appreciate that.
It is.
But the thing is, I would also want to be picky as well.
I wouldn't want to have to frisk every woman.
I'd say no, not her.
So you just let the ones get through that you don't find them scrumptious?
The tractives, yeah.
Non-scrumptious she can go through.
That would be the bull-dike. That would be the line that I'd give it to like, you know, whatever.
I think the bull-dike, that's kind of technically a woman, right?
Yeah, come here, honey.
Okay, so then she would go in the woman's line, but okay, I forgot.
You're in this fantasy world where you get to grope women.
Come here, boo-boo.
Assault women right in front of other people.
And imagine that. There's 50 people standing in the line.
You're like the Richard Dawkins of TSA.
Yeah, yeah.
Richard Dawson.
Was it Dawson? Yeah, Richard Dawson. You know what I meant, though.
Richard Dawson. Damn it.
Come here, Armini.
You just grope and titties.
Grab an ass.
Yeah, he would do that.
He's like, hey, here's the Smith family or whatever, you know.
Here's the Jones family.
Hey, do you mind, sir, if I tongue kiss your wife and your daughter?
He just pulls his hand up.
Does that work my way to the youngest one?
Yeah, totally.
He just pulls his hands up and makes a small finger.
At the end. He goes back to the dead.
He starts at the little.
This is so hard that I do.
You know, when he shakes his hand.
So yeah.
The stuff you could get away with back then.
Richard Dawson.
He would have been fucking me too.
But think about it, someone had some sort of mouth thing going on, you know.
And the people laughed.
Oh, yeah, they all loved it.
You're lovely, darling.
Let me kiss you.
Everyone laughed.
He was like the last of those guys where it's like he's like getting hammered behind.
Yeah.
Like, you know, he's got a cigarette and a rocks glass.
Yeah.
Ready to go.
That was the OG family feud.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know if you had a cigarette and a rocks glass.
No, that's what I imagine.
Back stage.
Yeah, back stage.
Yeah, no, not on the stage.
But that'd be great if he did on the stage.
Well, that's what they used to do was that, uh, damn, what was that old school one?
Not the Triangle, the Pyramid one.
$25,000.
No, there was an old game show that they had where they would be smoking and drinking.
I remember.
Well, there was a lot of them.
Yeah, I can't remember one offhand.
Yeah, that's great.
Don't imagine that's like, I mean, come on.
The best game show of all time, though, was always, it's gotta be the Gong show.
That'll press your luck.
No whammies and shit.
Press your luck.
No whammies.
I don't know, you're talking about.
It sounds like your brain after a couple of balls.
I didn't see, I never saw that, man.
Yeah, I know.
Was it an oldie?
Yeah, no, it's not that old.
It was like, 90s, 80s, 90s.
Ah, see, that's why I never heard of it.
What are you talking about?
Game show.
A TV show, press your luck, he's talking about.
It was a good one, the whammies.
The one I said was the Gong show.
Have you ever seen the Gong show?
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's old as hell, though.
Dude, that's fucking the best show out there.
Yeah, they would be performing and they would.
He was a fucking supposedly an agent.
Some kind of spy.
Some CIA.
He was a honeypot.
And he would send these kids, he had a game show where there was like kids dating or whatever,
people dating and.
Kids or people.
You know, younger people.
Like kids, to me, is anyone dude that's under fucking 40, all right?
That's what I mean.
They're probably 20, 19 year old kids.
I think you're just saying that distract people from out in the area of East Island.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say.
And he would send these kids away to fucking places on vacations and shit and he would
go along as a chaperone.
I think they were underage.
What?
Yeah.
And they said he would do like, you know, murders and shit while he was out.
There he would pretend he was watching over these kids.
Meanwhile, they'd be going wild and fucking and drinking and he wasn't watching him at
all.
He was out doing some kind of heavy duty crime.
He'd be like, you went to pry.
You went to honeymoon to vacation to Russia to Moscow.
What?
You know, it'd be crazy places like that.
Yeah.
And then they go and he would go with them.
This is a gong show?
No, this is the show he had before that.
Oh, I was going to say.
But he probably still fucking would continue.
Wait a minute.
You said this guy committed murder?
That's what they say, man.
Oh, OK.
Allegedly.
I thought, OK, this is allegedly.
I thought this was for the Nalins.
You wanted for the CIA?
Yeah, yeah.
So they said he was a double agent or not a double agent, but he was ass at them.
He was a spook.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was a spook.
Really?
So they would coincide where he was giving to them.
You're going to Kazakhstan.
Wherever these people would go.
Right.
Wherever they would go.
They're going to Algeria.
They're going to El Jir.
They're going to New York or whatever.
Fuck.
They're going to Morocco.
Yeah.
Sometimes it was weird places.
Yeah, we were somewhere where nobody would go for a vacation.
Yeah, except the Taliban.
Exactly.
Or somebody going through the Golden Triangle in Cambodia.
And he was a big co-ker, I think, there at the end.
When he was doing the gong show, they might have been having cigarettes and rocks glasses.
Yeah, I'm sure they were.
Yeah, they were.
I think they did it.
Because they had, then he would have a panel of his friends who were usually comedians.
And so they would gong the people or they would rate the people.
Rate them?
Rate them.
They'd hold them right down their...
Wow, I think you're still in your fantasy world.
Number one through ten, how good or bad these people were.
And that's where the unknown comic came from.
Yeah, okay.
I remember that, yeah.
But what do you call it?
That little bugger was funny.
They had some crazy shit back then with the TVs.
That dude from Hogan's Heroes.
Strangling people?
Well, no, he was creating like porn and stuff.
Like he was a real freaky SOV.
Yeah, didn't he die under some strings?
Yeah, there were some...
Mary, what happened to Bob Crane?
That's it.
He was murdered.
He was beaten to death with his...
With a tripod, a camera tripod.
But he was involved in some blackmailing shit and some other stuff like that.
That motherfucker had to go.
Yeah, somebody thought he had to go, but I wish I could...
Bob Crane, I would like to do a deeper dive.
R.A.P., Bob Crane, fucking Hogan's Heroes, great show.
I wonder if he could find those movies.
Tell you what, his porno movies.
I'd like to see what they look like.
Yeah.
Old school stuff.
You call me a fucking weirdo.
How about the goofy horses riding around London yesterday?
Bloody.
Yeah, yeah.
Tell us about it, Mary.
I think that was all ploy.
Yeah.
Well, because that big band did that thing too.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
It went backwards 20 times?
No, no, no.
It just stopped.
It got stuck at nine.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It got stuck at nine and ran around a lot of times.
Right, right.
The apocalypse is upon us.
Yes.
And he who rides a pale horse...
would be bloody.
That's what I'm saying.
Where did the blood come from?
They couldn't figure out where the blood came from.
They said that the guy was riding the horse, it got away, bumped into a couple cars, the
guy got thrown from the horse and then it ran through.
There were five of them, but they only showed two.
So I don't know...
I don't understand where the blood came from.
I saw the two in London.
Yeah.
And they said the blood kind of looked like paint.
Yeah.
Well, it probably was.
I'm sure they didn't slash the horses up.
The black horse looked injured though, they said, on the outside.
Yeah, they ran into cars.
The white horse looked bloody.
And then I only saw two, but then I saw...
Imagine that.
Somewhere else I saw two horses.
They go, what's with the horses today?
Well, no, there were five initially, they only had two on camera.
In London?
Yeah, two on camera.
But then I saw two somewhere else.
Oh, no, the ones in London with the blood on them.
Yeah, I mean, that's just...
Yeah, that was weird.
I think there was just some sort of stupid artist thing.
Yeah, really bad.
I don't think it was...
Because you really haven't heard anything about it.
I think it was coincidental that it was that day.
Well, they did say something about the royal guard losing a horse.
What was the signal to the kids?
They also are making plans for the King Charles' death.
Yeah.
And they're like, why would they do that if he's...
If he's still alive?
Yeah, if he's recovering.
Kind of weird, but yeah, okay.
If he's recovering from cancer.
Yeah.
Why are they talking about his funeral?
Yeah, and that's a pretty big thing for the prince to die.
Or the king to die, I mean.
It's a pretty big thing.
And there are very blasé about it, aren't they?
The story books we read when we were kids, it was a very big deal.
Like when you think about Louis XIII or something, a motherfucker like that,
there was probably a lot of people that were really glad when he was dead.
But then you don't know what the next motherfucker is going to be like.
Well, they were a lot more violent back then.
Oh yeah.
But no, no.
The violence is in secret now.
Well, actually now it's out in the open.
I mean, did you see that new place?
Wow.
It's not as in the open as it was back then.
Dang it.
I completely forgot.
How about the new 15 minute city where you got to scan the QR code to come in and out?
Great.
Canada.
They actually have a city now.
You have to scan a QR code when you come in and when you leave.
Holy fuck.
Shoot.
So, I'll De La Medellina.
That is fucked up.
It's in Quebec.
So here we go.
I forgot to.
What's that?
I forgot to mention to Joey I was talking to you today about, remember I said our friends
were, I don't really want to say who they are, but.
Yeah, don't.
Beth was talking to her and she's going to take her grandchildren to Canada.
And she was like, oh my God, the little boys are going to have to sit in car seats for 12 hours.
Oh yeah.
They're going to have to sit in the cell.
Isn't that crazy?
Why Canada?
They're going to have to sit in the cell.
Especially with everything that's been going on in Canada.
Canada's a fucking hellhole right now.
They're probably going to get some kind of test, some COVID test.
I don't want to say they're positive.
They're going to make them pay all kinds of money.
I wouldn't go to Canada.
Well, you know, right now I'm afraid to.
Then you're in the system.
I remember we were talking about, remember we were talking to Matt and him and his wife
have a home in Italy.
Yeah.
And he said, and I said, is it rough to go from New York to Italy?
And he said, we go through Canada.
Remember?
Yeah.
We go to Canada first.
It seemed like that was a way easier way to do it.
But everywhere's fucked up right now, no matter where you go.
But if they start needing QR codes to be scanning in.
Right.
You don't want to go there.
Well, yeah, no.
That's a city though.
You know, it's like a small, tiny city that are testing it out.
Yeah, that's the first one.
Right.
Where they're testing it out.
It's a beta test.
Well, it was probably where we saw that woman not too long ago that couldn't go to the
drugstore.
Remember she wanted to go to.
Yeah.
They're like, no, you can't use this drugstore.
You have to go back there.
But I just want to go across the street to that store right there on the corner and the
cops are like, man, if you don't turn around right now, we're going to arrest you.
And she's like, but I just want to go to that place.
And they were fucking did you ever see the videos when they're in Philly and they're
like giving these kids these mentally challenged people shots.
They're pulling them out of this home one at a time like the Nazis and they're screaming
and yelling and fighting and fighting and they jab them, push them back, jab the next
one.
What?
What do you think?
The shot.
And they're whole and they're freaking out, man.
It's so scary.
Like everybody's like it's.
This is what a psych war.
They're doing.
No, this is out in the street and Philadelphia.
Yeah, but where are they trying to get the house?
Like a like a halfway house.
Okay.
So it's just like a halfway house to fall them down out and it is like a front door.
It's like the Nazis.
So it's like a hospital of sorts.
No, no, no, it's like a halfway house.
So it's in your residential neighborhood.
Huh?
No, retards.
Oh, they're all feeble minded.
They're probably worse at the state, though.
What's that?
They're probably being taken care of.
The state.
Yeah, they're definitely well, some of them were.
They're going to get every shot.
But some of them were not words of the state and those people are trying to sue now.
So.
What do they do?
Is it just crazy that everything that the left says that the right is going to do the
left is doing now?
Well, they've been doing that for years.
Well, but it's just more predictive.
I mean, they tell you exactly what they're doing by blaming you for it.
Yeah, they lay the game plan out.
They don't make you want to.
They don't want you to believe what you hear or see or feel.
But they say they're doing this, they're doing this when they're doing this.
Yeah, oh, yeah, definitely.
Look what this guy is doing.
They do the Kansas City shuffle on you.
Yeah.
Look at this guy, but there's Tully Savales doing something worse.
You know, you got to always watch out.
But it's never going to end.
It's just going to keep getting worse.
Yeah, OK.
How about more cab?
How about more tax while everything's going on?
How about, man?
How about I got some cool shit?
I was watching this biker thing about the Hells Angels.
Oh, yeah, that was cool.
And this guy, George Christie, he was like right up under Sonny Barger, Ralph Sonny Barger.
They talk about the Stones concert.
The Altamont.
Yeah.
And that was the end of the hippie generation right there.
He would have, it was 69.
69?
Yeah, he would have concerts and parties and he would, you know, know people.
He was, you know, rubbed shoulders with rock stars and shit and could get in places because
he was one of the leaders of these factions of Hells Angels and the fucking dude hires
Johnny Paycheck and he's so fucking wasted.
Who's Johnny Paycheck?
He's a country musician.
People might not know him.
He's like a hardcore, you know, outlaw.
Like a David Allen Cole-side kind of guy.
And, uh, Waylon Johnnings.
You know, the bikers love him.
He's got the song, that was a hit song in the late 70s called Take This Job and Shove It.
There you go.
Everybody's heard that one.
And, uh, so Johnny would get so fucked up that he couldn't even play.
And, or he wouldn't show up at all.
So the last time he played for this George Christie for a gig that he was involved with,
Johnny was fucking hammered.
So, George wanted him to do another gig and it was like a year later because they liked
Johnny Paycheck.
I don't know if it was at their clubhouse or what.
And, or some kind of venue in their town that the Hells Angels were all going to be there,
of course.
And, so they tell Johnny the gig is on Thursday.
Johnny takes a six hour flight and he comes and he's fucking hammered.
But he lied to him.
He made some crossbacks.
He said, you guys fucking watch him.
Don't let him leave if he wants food.
Go get it for him.
Just keep an eye on him.
Don't let this fucker drink a drop of liquor.
In the concert it wasn't for a couple of days and Johnny Paycheck was pissed off.
But he was clean and sober when he got to the gig on Saturday night and they said that
it was the best fucking Johnny Paycheck show that he ever did in his life.
All comes to the Hells Angels.
Yeah.
Well, how about they put a hit out on Mick Jagger?
And they talked about that too.
So, they wanted $50,000 from Mick Jagger for what happened to them and all the shit they
had to go through for the trials and paying for lawyers.
Yeah, they wanted legal fees compensated.
Yes.
So, they actually told Mick Jagger we're going to fuck you up.
They were like, we don't care.
Fuck you.
So, actually they went as far as they found out that Mick was in Syracuse, New York, or
somewhere on a yacht and they actually went as far as getting around.
Going out there and they had plastic explosives and they were going to fucking blow up the
boat.
And the only thing that made them turn around was the weather was bad.
Choppy waters.
Yeah.
And so, they couldn't handle it in the small boat they were in.
The dinghy.
It became well known that they attempted to do this.
The next thing you know, Mick Jagger sent them a fucking check.
Oh, well, yeah, you think?
Yeah.
He was a little door.
They got real close to me.
I think they said that there's Hells Angels in some like 47 countries.
When I went to Amsterdam, they had a Hells Angels bar there.
I've seen them.
Oh, wow, nice.
And it was crazy.
I bet.
I didn't see a Hells Angels bar when I was there.
And what do you call it?
Yes, they have the most chapters of any other club in the world.
I mean, they got Japanese.
They're all over the place.
In every country, multiple chapters.
It is crazy that they still exist.
Isn't that crazy?
Just like the gang bangers exist.
Because you know what these guys are doing?
They're funding all this stuff with proceeds from weapons prostitution.
What do you call it?
Gambling.
He talked about all the drugs.
Low sharking, all that shit.
When they figured out how to make math, I was just like,
Biker crank.
Oh, yeah, they were like, man.
Old school stuff.
We were making money.
They were doing some crazy shit.
It was really good.
There's a crazy, crazy, like there's so many, like, what do you call it?
Like actual biker wars, but there's one that stands out.
There's this one who's like, dude, mom.
That's what his nickname, Mom Boucher, and he was in Canada.
And these guys were setting off pipe bombs on streets to try to kill each other.
And then what happened finally was one pipe bomb killed a child.
And that's what set it all off.
But these guys were running amok.
And they know what they're doing.
Well, this one chick, she was 24 years old.
She testified against these cats because they told her she could be a Hell's Angel.
Or no, no, this was a different broad.
But she testified against them for some reason because the feds got to her and told her she
was going to go to prison and all this shit.
Really?
And so she testified.
And they put her under protective, you know, they changed her identity.
And witness protection.
Yeah, witness protection.
I was going to say, you know, protective custody, but she wasn't locked up.
They put her under witness protection.
They move her to another state.
Yeah.
She has two seven year old daughters.
Oh man.
So they fucking give this one cracked up, cranked up biker.
One of the, I think he might even have been a prospect.
And you know, here's two pounds of crank.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
They put her in this bitch.
They found her.
Two pounds of crank.
She was in like two states over.
Oh yeah.
I mean, these guys got nothing else to do.
And went in there and blew her fucking brains out and killed both the seven year old kids.
And then that was when.
You got to go to jail, man.
Yeah.
Dude was like, man, there ain't no excuse for that one.
Three people could keep a secret if two of them are dead.
Well, I think.
Like some old school shit, you know.
So he killed the kids.
You definitely want to go to jail.
Everybody, even everybody in all the bike gangs were like, what the fuck dude?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, if that's what they wanted, that's what they got.
So what are they going to complain about?
You know, and they like, and everybody acts like they're a freaking saint.
And the guy got busted right away.
Oh.
He was all cranked up.
Yeah.
Crank everything.
Some guy rolled, you know, I mean, I don't know.
It's not like some guy just rolled in on a heart loud motorcycle.
I'm sure there was some sort of un patterned violence to this that they could sort of,
or maybe like a patterned violence to it.
You know, like how figure out some kind of clue that happened out of the ordinary.
Well, just the way she was killed and murdered and how ferocious it was.
And how you could tell.
They knew right away.
Yeah.
Well, you could tell if it's a crime of passion, obviously.
It didn't take them long to find her.
I think it was like, at least they didn't kill two months or something.
At least he didn't kill the kid.
Well, they're going to be like.
They killed both kids.
Oh, shies.
That's a thing.
They killed both seven.
Yeah.
Okay.
Twins.
All they got to do is look back a couple months and see who she testified against.
Yeah.
It's not that.
I mean, come on, man.
At least wait a couple years.
And then go to the court, you know, put some figures, some shit out and get into the clubhouse
somehow under some guys of somebody.
You know, well, then if they were smart, look at the real nervous guy.
If they were smart, they would have murdered that guy.
That's the game plan right there.
Yeah.
Let him.
I mean, first of all, don't kill the kids.
That's what you don't do first.
But if he did kill the kids, that's a complete reason to kill this guy and then kind of be
like, Hey, this guy went rogue.
He might be part of us, but you know, he is guys all cranked up.
Yeah, he's all cranked up and he was pissed at he nerfed his friend out, blah, blah, you
can come up with something.
I remember when Mary was on in the biker gang and she went on a killing spree on math.
Not even paying attention.
Not at all.
Oh my God, what are we talking about?
The bikers.
Oh, yeah, no, the dude though, they killed them.
Yeah, yeah, I forgot his name, man, but they said his name.
Not too bright though.
No, he wasn't the fucking brightest.
They said that wasn't cool how he did it and went about it.
Well, he can't be killing people.
And at one point they were just bombing each other back and forth.
Yeah, no, that's it.
It's crazy.
They're talking about these wars they had between the outlaws.
And you know what else is weird?
I saw some outlaws in, you know, because obviously we got them around here.
I've seen them in Germany and shit.
Oh, yeah, they're like, I've seen Hell's Angels in Poland.
Yeah, they're like 10 minutes away from my house.
Really?
Yeah.
We played at that clubhouse over there.
There's a clubhouse over there.
We played at that clubhouse a couple of times.
I know, I was there.
Remember Mary?
We're the one where Tony and Robert played too.
Yeah.
We played at dollar beers.
Yeah.
And then we played at some other ones too.
What was the other one, Mary?
That was pretty far away.
There was another one, Rockford.
Rockford?
Yeah.
And then we played for one.
It's a different ambiance.
Yes.
And then we played another one.
It is, there is an air that anything can go off at any time, even though you're around
everybody who's on the same team.
Well, that's what I was just going to say.
It's like, there is, here's what happened.
Here's what happened.
Like those guys will hurt you.
We played one with the Mass Book the gig at a fucking motorcycle clubhouse.
And it was, it was pretty far away.
I can't remember where it was.
And it wasn't, it wasn't the outlaws, but it was some other dangerous fucking, you know,
serious, like, yeah, something like that.
And I don't know, I don't know, around here.
One guy had a black girlfriend who was pretty good looking.
And I think Robert was helping Tony, oh, it was Tony.
Tony was carrying his drums.
Yeah.
And he was like, excuse me, excuse me.
And he's trying to go around her and see like backs her ass into the drum.
Hey, he ran into me and right away some big fucking dudes like, what the fuck you doing
to my old lady motherfucker?
He was squashed in two seconds.
He just got done playing and shit.
Well, they don't care.
I know, I know.
And it was like, oh man, you know, we got through the whole thing and it seemed like we were
getting out of there.
Because every time you take one of those gigs, it's like, yeah, and usually it's really cool,
but well, it's not that it's cool.
This was a gig that the mess.
It's a powder keg.
Yeah, it's a powder keg.
It can just go off at any time, especially to boozing heavily.
Heavily.
And there's a lot of, you know.
And there's a lot of different people mixed, especially if they don't know who you are,
you bump into somebody, like you said.
Yeah.
I mean, that's how people get shot nowadays.
She bumped into him, of course.
Yeah, I'm wrong down the stairs.
We were at somebody's house.
We were on a piss on the road.
I don't know if it was you.
You know, just to get the guy down.
I don't know if it was meant to rile him up and do it.
Oh, it was, man.
Then that's on her.
Yeah.
That's what you get from being a horrible person.
And there's just a, there's no shortage of horrible people in this room.
What are you doing, Larry?
Jesus.
What time are we at?
This is a cat that...
Oh, you want to put her on TV?
Yeah.
She goes to Tom's all the time.
Oh, shit.
Sometimes we have visits at the same time.
I try to schedule our appointments together and shit.
This is Hermie.
Do you want her to...
Yeah, she goes to Tom's all the time.
And that's what we're going to get into right now.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
I want to thank my wife for barely paying attention.
Thank God.
Yeah.
I want to thank God.
I want to thank Jesus.
I want to thank Leonard.
Leonard.
And everybody else that we always thank, man, we love you in series.
And everybody that tunes in, you guys are fucking beautiful.
Let's hope Virginia's doing better.
Yeah, Verge.
We love you even though I know you're not going to listen to this.
Let's hear it.
She's got a Virginia Herter arm.
Her hand.
Her wrist.
She ain't listening but get well soon.
She actually fucking, it wasn't like just a simple, I need a cast type thing.
She had to get surgery and shit.
I said a prayer for you, Virginia.
Like I said, I would.
Okay.
If you got a little Mussolini on your really tiny weenie, call Tom Street Clinic.
Nice.
My dictator version.
That's good.
Tom Street Clinic Automotive and Veterinary and Service.
They could do anything that you need getting done.
Stuff you don't need done too.
And some shit you might not need exactly.
You know, they do detransitioning.
Yeah, they don't do any unnecessary shit.
We won't put a penis on your forehead or your arm unless you got the cash.
Unless that's what you want.
Then they might do it.
That's good.
Peace.
Now I'm going to get back to our exit theme.
Thanks for tuning in, y'all.
Peace.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, wait.
What are we on?
Okay, one more shot at this.
Please.