1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show y'all. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 My husband. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Oh man. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Needles. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Larry and Needles show. 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Yeah baby I'm Larry. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I'm Needles. 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 And we got Kiki and Mark with us today. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Sorry we're late for the episode today we had a little snafu with the local law enforcement. 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Larry heard that there was a minor convention in town. 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,000 And shout out to local 477 for not working Larry over too much when he went there. 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Actually I got a job in the mine. 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 So how's everybody doing? 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Whatever, fruitcake. 15 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 This is how we're going to start off. 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 It's good to be back. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 So I have to retract something I said last week. 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Shout out to Mr. X. 19 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 We were talking about Ashley Babbit which is a complete farce and fictional. 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And made up by the US government because Mr. X and I have been talking about these. 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 He sent me all these January 6th footage. 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 You mean there's no Ashley Babbit at all? 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Well she was just a fiction. 24 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 She was a personary for a scenario that was perpetrated by the government. 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Did not exist whatsoever. 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 No not at all. 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Really. 28 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 No shit huh? 29 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 I thought she was the one that cut off the dick. 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 She's the one that cut. 31 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 No no no. 32 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 That's the one that got shot. 33 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Oh Bobbit. 34 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Lorena Babbit. 35 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 This was a relative of hers Ashley. 36 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 It's funny how these Babbits are always getting involved. 37 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 It was Babbit. 38 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Bobbit Babbit. 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 I'm telling you it's a conspiracy. 40 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Oh here we go. 41 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Yeah no really so she would not even a real person then. 42 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 No the video says that. 43 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:53,000 The video evidence that Mr. X sent me makes the case that she wasn't even a real person. 44 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 It just figures. 45 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 I mean honestly yeah. 46 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,000 So she's the one that got shot and generally said it wasn't even a person though. 47 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 No it wasn't a whole person but it just wasn't. 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 It didn't line up. 49 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Nothing like that at all happened. 50 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Right. 51 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:11,000 And it's crazy how like when you watch if you're a normal person and you watch this stuff 52 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 you see the hand signals that these guys are doing. 53 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 This guy comes in taps this player on this shoulder. 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,000 The government is just trying to perpetrate. 55 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 I didn't even know that five cops got killed until just a few weeks ago. 56 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Five cops didn't get killed. 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I know they did it all. 58 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 I didn't even hear about it just a few weeks ago. 59 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Right. 60 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Whatever it was. 61 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I watched the whole damn thing the whole time. 62 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I didn't know anything about five cops being killed until just a few weeks ago. 63 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 So I was like when did that happen? 64 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 That didn't happen because I never heard about it until the end. 65 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Those five cops are hanging out with biggie smalls and I know I small with Tupac. 66 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 The whole time. 67 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,000 The whole timing in January 6th like you see everybody get out before it happens. 68 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 They knew what timing is going to happen. 69 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Then you see the one guy dressed up like a trooper and he was in handcuffs and then 70 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:03,000 the cops let him out of the handcuffs and he was like fist bumping everybody. 71 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:10,000 They had guys go into Congress the congressional hall dressed normally and then they came out 72 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 dressed like troopers before people even went in. 73 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Oh yeah, well that's why they wanted to put it down. 74 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:21,000 It's funny like they're spraying people with pepper spray and they're not even and they're 75 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 just taking it right to the face. 76 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 You know I mean I could have made a good joke but we'll be piece of shit. 77 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Don't you always take it right to the face. 78 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Here we go. 79 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Hanging fruit just like you. 80 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Whatever. 81 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Whatever. 82 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 What can the United States at game with Larry? 83 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 What am I in our? 84 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,000 The whole thing was good. 85 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Shouldn't have been even done in the first place. 86 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 He shouldn't even have had that whole rally at all. 87 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Why didn't he say that? 88 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 It wasn't a rally first of all. 89 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Whatever it was. 90 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 It shouldn't have even been announced or even made. 91 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 There's a peaceful protest. 92 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 It shouldn't even happen. 93 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 There's no business with that at all. 94 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Busted into windows. 95 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 There was people yelling out don't bust the windows. 96 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Don't bust the windows. 97 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 And you can tell the one guy was a fad. 98 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Yeah. 99 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Fuck was that. 100 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Oh my thing sorry. 101 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 The bong Larry that we're going to do here. 102 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Yeah, I know. 103 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 But I mean I'm saying yeah it was a giant. 104 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 It was a cover up. 105 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 It was a flag. 106 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 It was a narrative that the government controlled. 107 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Trying to make everybody look bad. 108 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 My parents are so convinced it was a. 109 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Oh, listen. 110 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Attack on the capital. 111 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I worked with these guys. 112 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I know. 113 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Insurrection with no weapon. 114 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Attack. 115 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Attack on the capital. 116 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I worked with these guys because shout out to Chicago for make for normalizing people 117 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 shooting the cops. 118 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Yeah. 119 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Right. 120 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I worked with these guys that are like man. 121 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Did you see that the cops shot this 96 times? 122 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 96 times. 123 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Whoa. 124 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 And they're like what do you mean? 125 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 And they're like yeah this kid he got he was driving without a seatbelt. 126 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Yeah. 127 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 They pulled him over for a seatbelt. 128 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Right. 129 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 And I'm like first of all. 130 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Right. 131 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Did you see how tinted his windows were? 132 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Yes. 133 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 You couldn't even see in the car. 134 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Okay. 135 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 So there was another reason that they pulled this guy over. 136 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Okay. 137 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah. 138 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 The bunch of gun offenses. 139 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Well, you know he's got arrested last year. 140 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Yeah. 141 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 For possession of a firearm by a felon. 142 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Right. 143 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 And was on felony probation. 144 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Exactly. 145 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 So they mean get some offenses. 146 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,240 So the narrative as the media wants to push is that this kid's going to be the next George 147 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:17,000 Floyd which if this jumps to George Floyd-ness this is crazy. 148 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Where? 149 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 The kid actually later can I hit that please? 150 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 The kid actually shot at the cops. 151 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 For a video proof. 152 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 For a video proof. 153 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Well they have video proof of him. 154 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Right. 155 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 It doesn't matter how many times. 156 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 They were undercover but it wasn't like they would look like they were in a car. 157 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I'm going to tell you right now. 158 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 He's still sure they've been shooting. 159 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 If you knew they were cops it's not. 160 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Listen man. 161 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 You're not though. 162 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 I mean. 163 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Listen I was a dope fiend. 164 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 I agree with you dude. 165 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 I agree. 166 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Well I was a dope fiend and we jump boys would come at us and there would be four of them 167 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 that would white guys that would jump out. 168 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Oh yeah. 169 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 And I knew we weren't getting robbed. 170 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Right. 171 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 You know it's the cops. 172 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 You do know what it's about. 173 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 You do know. 174 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 And it's so especially it's crazy. 175 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Yes. 176 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 You can always tell us just not. 177 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,000 The crazy thing is saying getting shot 96 times. 178 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 You know how many cops have to empty magazine after magazine. 179 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Two of them reloaded. 180 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 After that they did shoot them and there's a pause. 181 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Even if they were shooting it was 20 rounds in a mag. 182 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 It really was a little overkill. 183 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,000 You know that's basically three cops unloading two mags. 184 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 That just doesn't add up. 185 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Right. 186 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Too many shots. 187 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,000 The thing is is that it does add up because there's video evidence of this kid not even 188 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 a kid a grown man. 189 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Not lowering his window. 190 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Rolling it back up. 191 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 He loaded. 192 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 He loaded. 193 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Put it back up. 194 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Put it back up. 195 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 They asked him to comply. 196 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 He didn't comply. 197 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 He shot through the window. 198 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Yes. 199 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Yes. 200 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 So that means right. 201 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 What do you expect them to do? 202 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Any other country. 203 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 But then the two cops get shot too. 204 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 One guy got shot. 205 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 One guy got shot in the arm. 206 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Right. 207 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 They're completely right. 208 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I mean they you know. 209 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 The problem is is that Don S. Brandon Johnson comes out. 210 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:54,000 And then says that it's a shame that another African-American child is a kill-bath police. 211 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Not even backing up his own police department. 212 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I know dude. 213 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I know. 214 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Which. 215 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 You know what at this climate and the way that things are going. 216 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Right. 217 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Shouldn't you be surprised. 218 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Should somebody be like hey you know what. 219 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I have a sense of mind for the place that I'm running. 220 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 This place is a mock right now. 221 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Yeah there are some other backwards as to they just announced. 222 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 There's how many cases of tuberculosis. 223 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 62 cases. 224 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 62 cases of measles right now. 225 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Yeah like TV. 226 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I mean. 227 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Okay. 228 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,560 I mean you want to get into the illegal aliens that are completely here against their 229 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,000 will and our will. 230 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 They were brought. 231 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Listen I'm going to say I'm not going to. 232 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Right. 233 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 How about it. 234 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Have them. 235 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 They want to be here. 236 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 They're probably dying to go on. 237 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 It's not even that they wanted to be here. 238 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 They were promised. 239 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Right. 240 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Exactly. 241 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Sure. 242 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Yes. 243 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 And then when happens when you're promised something. 244 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 And then even on the fucking streets. 245 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 I know. 246 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 It sucks for everybody. 247 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 You know. 248 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 So it's just like when the Italians you know the meatball monkeys. 249 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 We're trying to pick people against people. 250 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Well wait. 251 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 We'll get into that in a second. 252 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 But when you know when all the sausage people came over here. 253 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Take your time. 254 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Go ahead. 255 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 They will know and they form communities. 256 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 That's what they did. 257 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 They formed communities. 258 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 And then they started crying. 259 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Of course. 260 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Because that's what these people are left to do now. 261 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 You know. 262 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,000 And shout out to Lori Lightfoot for having to do the $400 an hour for. 263 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 To the mayor. 264 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 She's going to be investigating. 265 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I'm going to get all cooking. 266 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 You can investigate my cooking. 267 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Okay. 268 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 So listen. 269 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I'm going to bring the Beetlejuice in. 270 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Yeah. 271 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 To protect Nino Brown. 272 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 That's a movie right there. 273 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Beetlejuice protects Nino Brown. 274 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Yeah. 275 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Right. 276 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,000 So you would think that the murder capital United States. 277 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 You don't have to run with the cops. 278 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Right. 279 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Do you. 280 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Would you pull a weapon out on a police officer. 281 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 No. 282 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Not at all. 283 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Because you were raised better than that. 284 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Yeah. 285 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 And the reason that they also were saying that they fired 96 rounds is because they couldn't 286 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 see who else was in the car. 287 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:51,000 All I could say is that guy had black drivelage because if that was a white guy fucking around 288 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,000 like that he would have got shot a lot sooner and he wouldn't have had to shoot first. 289 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I don't think so. 290 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Oh yeah. 291 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I don't think it works like that. 292 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Oh it does. 293 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 They're not in a white neighborhood first of all. 294 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,000 First of all but let me it doesn't matter what fucking neighborhood you're in. 295 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Well Doug what do you mean it doesn't matter what neighborhood you're in. 296 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 You're out here compared to the west side. 297 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Well let me just tell you let me just say if the kid was white and he was doing that I 298 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:22,000 don't care what fucking neighborhood it was he wouldn't have even had a shoot if you rolled 299 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,000 a long head of mask and rolled it back up and had it locked fuck the wrong. 300 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:33,000 You might have got shot before you shot yourself at them because you're white because when you're 301 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 black you're protected because of the George Floyd. 302 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 They got to be careful. 303 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 They're careful with you. 304 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Sure. 305 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Okay but then you look at who does the most crime. 306 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Who does the most crime in Illinois with guns. 307 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Blacks. 308 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Okay so then there you go. 309 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Well once they, once anybody shoots at a cop it's over. 310 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 That's it. 311 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I mean it's getting done. 312 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 It doesn't matter what flag you're in. 313 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 They're wrong. 314 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 It's because he was on felony probation for having a gun. 315 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 He's a known gang member. 316 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Exactly. 317 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 He knew what he was doing. 318 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Exactly. 319 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 He knew what he was doing. 320 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Yes. 321 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 The cops knew what they were doing. 322 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Oh yes. 323 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000 When they give you the options it's not like they just went in their fire and all willy nilly 324 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 like what's his name? 325 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I mean I'm Semity Sam. 326 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Yeah right. 327 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 All of it. 328 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 What's that done? 329 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 I didn't hear about this. 330 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I saw the news and the way they reported it was just like you're saying they, the way 331 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I heard it was it was just like oh yeah they made it look like the kid was scared. 332 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Cops shoot. 333 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 They made it look like they were trying to jack his car. 334 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Of course. 335 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Of course. 336 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 96 times over. 337 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000 There's nothing about the kid's issues with the police before. 338 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 They didn't say anything about anything he'd done wrong. 339 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 You know what I mean? 340 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Well they made it look like the cops just walked up, asked for an idea whatever in six. 341 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 It was unbelievable. 342 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 It was unbelievable how they swung it. 343 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Yeah well he was a star football player. 344 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I don't know about that. 345 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Well I'm sure that's a departure. 346 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Well the other news admiral student. 347 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Wait I want to know what was the last time an Asian shot at a cop? 348 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Never. 349 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:56,000 No actually San Francisco last year there was an, the member when those two, the two 350 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,000 guys, the two guys were, no I don't know yeah it was some kind of, it was like an NTA 351 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 guy. 352 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Make him explain the rest he remembers. 353 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Remember the Bart cops. 354 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Some guy murdered two Bart cops. 355 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I don't know. 356 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Bart is the equivalent of the L out in California. 357 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:18,000 So, but I don't know if it's in California the whole place but it's at least in San 358 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Francisco. 359 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Well and then GoFundMe is doing, they're doing a GoFundMe for this kid for seven grand for 360 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 his legal defense. 361 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Jeez. 362 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 It's like come on really? 363 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Wait a minute what legal defense is it? 364 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Dead. 365 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah. 366 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Well Tissue the cops. 367 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Yeah of course. 368 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Tissue's going to Illinois. 369 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Oh of course yeah. 370 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 But they'll get it pro bono. 371 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Why? 372 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Yeah exactly. 373 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Just give them the four million dollars man. 374 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I guarantee what's his names already. 375 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson. 376 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 No. 377 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Who's that darker than nightlife attorney? 378 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Well he looks like, he's like straight from Uganda. 379 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Johnny Cochran. 380 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 No he's the one that, he's the attorney for all of these shooters, victims. 381 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 382 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Oh no, I showed you, you'd be like oh yeah. 383 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Yeah yeah I'm sure I was looking at you. 384 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Oh you know what shout out to Courtney Kardashian for losing three dads. 385 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yeah. 386 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Wait what? 387 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000 No he's not with the Travis Barker guy anymore? 388 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 No how about him? 389 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Yeah he's on the other father guy? 390 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Oh that's right. 391 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Bruce Kanner. 392 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 O.J. 393 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 R.I.P. 394 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Shapiro. 395 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 R.I.P. 396 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Oh dear R.I.P. 397 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Who's Shapiro? 398 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 That's a real father. 399 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 That's a real dad Shapiro. 400 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 You mean Kardashian? 401 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Or Kardashian. 402 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 You fucking idiot. 403 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Jesus man. 404 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I thought we were friends over here. 405 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 We're not friends. 406 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Let me tell you. 407 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 I'm going to kick your fat ass upstairs. 408 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 I'll tell you some fucking things. 409 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Oh my god. 410 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 You're going to tell us, tell us. 411 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 It's a nice wholesome show folks. 412 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Shapiro. 413 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Tune in next week for the big fight. 414 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 We have an octagon set up down here. 415 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I'm a palates. 416 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Alright man. 417 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 I'm going to have a heater. 418 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I'm a palate octagon. 419 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 No don't smoke you fucking chuch. 420 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 No. 421 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 What an asshole. 422 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Yeah man. 423 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:03,600 Alright in the old days man, like in the 1400's people were very poor and they mostly just 424 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,000 ate like fruits and vegetables. 425 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:12,000 And they would just throw that shit in a pot in the morning and just keep adding to it. 426 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,000 And in the morning they'd start boiling it and then night after they ate they'd turn 427 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 it off and then the next day they'd start boiling it again. 428 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000 And there was some food in there that would be very, very old. 429 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Are you talking about the Chinese one with the soup? 430 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 No. 431 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 But that's what it's saying. 432 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Yeah. 433 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 That's what it's saying. 434 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Peace porch, hot, peace porch, cold, peace porch. 435 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 In a pot nine days old. 436 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Mother fucker you're going to cut me off. 437 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 You guys have been talking the whole time. 438 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I ain't got no fucking word in. 439 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Aggressive Larry tonight. 440 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I'm sorry go ahead. 441 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,600 So what would happen was the people would when they were really fucking you know because 442 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:51,000 they were poor to show off they would hang the bacon in the window to dry you know. 443 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 The currant. 444 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Yeah the currant. 445 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 And that but to show off too. 446 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Sure we got bacon. 447 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 And that would show that the guy could bring home the bacon. 448 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 That's where that saying came from. 449 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Right right. 450 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 That makes sense. 451 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:07,000 And then when people would come over guests they would cut a little off and then they 452 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 would chew the fat. 453 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 That's what that fucking saying came from. 454 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Combine chew the fat. 455 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,000 All from the same fucking thing man. 456 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Wow. 457 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:21,000 And the fucking bread when they would cut make the bread the workers and the helpers they 458 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000 would get the bottom burnt fucking part. 459 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:29,000 The family would eat the middle part and when company would come over they would eat the 460 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 upper crust. 461 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 That's where that fucking shit came from. 462 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 They're so upper crust. 463 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 They're so upper crust. 464 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah. 465 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Yeah. 466 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Listen look at that shit I never knew that shit. 467 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Yeah. 468 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Yeah. 469 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:46,000 They had these high lead content cans you know and they would pack tomatoes and cans. 470 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 So for like 400 and people would die from it. 471 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000 It was so high lead because it would leech into the tomatoes. 472 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 They blamed it. 473 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,000 And they thought for 400 years they thought tomatoes were poisonous. 474 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 They stayed away from them. 475 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000 We just talked about this last week about lead paint. 476 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Now listen they would drink whiskey out of these high lead content cups and shit and people 477 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,500 would pass on on the side of the road because of the effect with the alcohol and the lead 478 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,000 you could pass on for like two three days. 479 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 No that's like. 480 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,360 So people would think you were dead so that what they would do is they take you home and 481 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:27,000 put you on a kitchen table and lay you out there for a few days to make sure. 482 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Yeah. 483 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 And that's where the wake came from. 484 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 The wake. 485 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Like that's where the wake. 486 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Yeah. 487 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Yeah. 488 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 You might wake hold on you might wake you. 489 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Yeah. 490 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 You gonna wake. 491 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 You gonna wake. 492 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 You know with the death clock. 493 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Yeah I heard of it. 494 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 But the ladies would do paint them with lead. 495 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 And then oh yeah. 496 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Yeah. 497 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Touch the the ultram. 498 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 The ultram clock. 499 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 The ultram clock. 500 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Yeah great. 501 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 No no not a radio. 502 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 The radio. 503 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 That was a radio. 504 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Not only that dude they would fucking be going on on Saturday night and putting their 505 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 finger nails like nail pile. 506 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Right. 507 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 508 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Yeah, you're right, but they also did the light on 509 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 But we talked about this, about lead paint 510 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,000 There's another conspiracy theory about that they don't want 511 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 They stop lead paint because they can't look into your house 512 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Ah, good point 513 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 There's a lot of people from looking into your house 514 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 It is poisonous, very bad for you to do this 515 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 He has admitted that him and his brother used to eat lead paint 516 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Oh yeah, yeah, he had paint chips 517 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Check this out, man 518 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:28,000 They had a need of space in England because you know they had a lot of people die over the time 519 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 And so they started digging up the 520 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Well no, I'm just saying because they ran out of land for graveyard 521 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:39,000 So they had to re-use space so they would dig up old graves 522 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 That people didn't go to anymore and fucking 523 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000 They had this bone house that they'd bring the bones to 524 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 And they noticed that 525 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:56,000 They noticed that one out of 25 of the coffins had scratch marks on the inside of the lid 526 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:04,000 So they were so right, so then they put the bell and that was where the graveyard shift 527 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 That fucking graveyard shift 528 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,000 And that's where also the same saved by the bell 529 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh man, that's great show 530 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Great show, Tiffany Amber Thieson 531 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Also Dead Ringer 532 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 He's a Dead Ringer 533 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Wow, that's wild 534 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Because sometimes the body would twitch 535 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 And make the bell ring and they'd think he was alive 536 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000 But then there was just some nerves twitching or something 537 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 That's wild, he's a Dead Ringer 538 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:36,000 That's a new one 539 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 How about this, man? 540 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Dude, those are good 541 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 A lot of Papatouille's there 542 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 You thought that? 543 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 This might even be better, man 544 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 In the old days when people were very fucking poor 545 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,000 The whole family all day long would piss into a pot 546 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Because they would sell the piss because it was 547 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 I just read about this 548 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 They would use the piss to tan leather 549 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Yeah, I just read about that actually 550 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 And that's where they came up with the fucking 551 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Piss poor 552 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 That's where they came up with piss poor 553 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 If you didn't have a pot to put your piss in 554 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 You don't have a pot to piss in 555 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 That's really fucking poor 556 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Welcome to America, 24 557 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 They would fucking have June weddings back in the 1400s 558 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Because people took a bath in May 559 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 And they still kind of smelled good 560 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Still in June 561 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,000 And the flowers were for the bride to hide her B.O 562 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 She'd seek so bad 563 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 And they would fucking fill the bathtub with clean fresh water 564 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000 So the man of the house would take his bath 565 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 And the new water 566 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Then the next person and I would trickle down a fan 567 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Then the women 568 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Then the kids 569 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Don't throw the baby out of the bathtub 570 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Because the water is so fucking dirty 571 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 You can't even see through the shit 572 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 By the time you're washing the baby 573 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Yeah 574 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 So you could throw the baby out of the bath 575 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Honestly 576 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 So Mark could relate 577 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Mark can't relate 578 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Mark could relate to that 579 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Dude 580 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Imagine 581 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Sir, women 582 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Sir, women 583 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Certainly not 584 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 What did he take? No 585 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 May 586 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 No, since you took time 587 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Listen to this man 588 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 An illegal immigrant from Venezuela tried to rob a bank in Sandusky, Ohio 589 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 What was his only problem? 590 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I don't know 591 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,000 The only illegal immigrant in Sandusky, Ohio 592 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 No, I don't know Sandusky 593 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Let's think 594 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 So an illegal immigrant in Sandusky, Ohio tried to rob a bank 595 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 What was his problem? 596 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 He couldn't speak English 597 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 He couldn't get it across 598 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 What did SOD say? 599 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 He couldn't figure out how to say give me your money 600 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 So he had to type it into a translator app 601 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 By the time he was down the cat's ride 602 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Oh my lord 603 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 I want to rob your bank 604 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 No, you can't even do that 605 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 I mean, let's say Dracula, Venezuela 606 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 I think you'd figure that out before you rob the bank 607 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 That's the problem with these people 608 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 And you know what, another thing is the problem is that 609 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 These people come from almost third world countries 610 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 And we're 611 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 You mean almost 612 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Well, some of them come from almost third world countries 613 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 They're very poor, regardless, I'm sure 614 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 But they don't realize how the legal system and how the cops work here 615 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Yeah 616 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 There's actually instances lately 617 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Within the last couple of days of 618 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 People arresting the legals 619 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Shout out to Texas 620 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 The federal free states in America 621 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Granted, they still signed off on that fee 622 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Right, it's probably something they normally wouldn't be arrested for 623 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 In their country or something 624 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Or they would get away because there are a billion freaking people there 625 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Yeah, it's just crying out 626 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Yeah, the cops are helping 627 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 The problem here is like, you know, the white people look this way 628 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 And you know, obviously we can tell 629 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 But you're not from where you're at 630 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Well, again 631 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 We're in turmoil right now 632 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Well, when you're in Sandusky, Ohio and a brown guy walks in the bank 633 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 They call the cops immediately 634 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Well, you know what the problem is 635 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 You can't racially profile people 636 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 We all found out how George Floyd, right 637 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 But, um, no 638 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Well, you can't put, you have to 639 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Well, you have to stand your ground 640 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 And you have to figure out 641 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 You can't notice anything 642 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 If you see some transvestite hitting on the ashtray 643 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 I'm not going to hit on the ashtray 644 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 He hits the other thing on the ashtray 645 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 You just call the cops 646 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Hey, we got a white guy robbing the bank here 647 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 They'll be there right away and be like, oh, sorry, mistake 648 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 It was a brown guy 649 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Yeah, I mean, the way that we're 650 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Handing these kids with 651 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Or handing these kids gloves 652 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 These immigrants 653 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Oh, she did 654 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 It's asinine 655 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Yeah, they want to, you know, then they're going to be really angry 656 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 And they're going to be upset and it's just a bad situation 657 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 No, getting back to your narrative 658 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 It's going to be a war, dude, it's going to be a war 659 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Getting back to Donnie Enforth talking about his narrative 660 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 With, um, oh, and I want to talk about my tiny house conspiracy theory 661 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 That I came up with, too 662 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 So, uh, but getting back to Donnie Enforth 663 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Talking about how the media is portraying this narrative 664 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 We're pitting everybody against each other 665 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Right now 666 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Which is crazy, Trump goes out to Atlanta 667 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Goes to this place 668 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 There's a bunch of African Americans 669 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 They embrace them, they're like, yeah, we'll stand behind you 670 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Oh, no, no, no, it was a chicken place 671 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A, yeah 672 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 But here's the thing, they've been dividing 673 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Shout out to OJ, by the way 674 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Thanks for dying and, uh 675 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 No, actually, you know what 676 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 The thing, the division 677 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Was starting right there 678 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 They were making everyone think that OJ 679 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Was getting put in jail because he was black 680 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 They fucking totally ignored the fact 681 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 That he fucking stabbed the shit out of his wife 682 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 No, let's not say stabbed 683 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Almost decapitated 684 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Slipped out 685 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 And then, did you see the interviews 686 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 That they had where the jurors actually said 687 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 That they knew OJ was innocent 688 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 But because he was rich 689 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 And he murdered white people that they let him get away with 690 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Well, they knew he was guilty 691 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Yeah, they knew he was guilty 692 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Honestly, I don't know if he actually did part of it 693 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 But I know he paid 694 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Come on, well, I'm going to tell you right now 695 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Okay, with the CTE 696 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 And all these other things 697 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 That were going on with these football players 698 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 I think OJ had a little bit of rage inside of him 699 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 You think? Just a little 700 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Yeah, I mean, he beat his wife multiple times 701 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Yeah, dude, yeah, dude, yeah 702 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 You know what I mean? Like, he was very... 703 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 This wasn't planned 704 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 This was obviously a spur-of-the-moment situation 705 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 This happened 706 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 On the 911 call, she's going 707 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 He was definitely guilty 708 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Sorry 709 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Sorry, go ahead 710 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 On the 911 call? 711 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Yeah, she's telling the people 712 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 He's going to beat the fuck up shit out of him 713 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Well, as he's doing it 714 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 He's already done it 715 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 He's coming for me or something 716 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 So it's pretty obvious what happened 717 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 So I'll change the subject a little bit 718 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I'll change it 719 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Who's that? Bront, Sonny 720 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Oh, the view? 721 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Did you hear what she said? 722 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 No, I don't know 723 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 The cicadas 724 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 What he's like, now they're cicadas 725 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Well, they're coming around 726 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Well, the predator would know 727 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Yeah, seriously 728 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 They're going to come in drones 729 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 And if I don't know anything 730 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 The volcanoes, the earthquakes 731 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Climate change is causing 732 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 The eclipse 733 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 What she's facing here is an absence 734 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Whoopie's like, well, cicadas 735 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Come around every 17 years 736 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Well, that's not what I read 737 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Right, and then she's like, well, you don't know 738 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 The best is when they fight in between them 739 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 And I don't understand 740 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 I mean, they should give us a show 741 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 But there would never be 742 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Five white guys on a panel just talking 743 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Stupid shit 744 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 That's all it is 745 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Yeah, besides this 746 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 But on ABC or NBC 747 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Yeah, no 748 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Especially during the day 749 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 They try it with football on Sundays 750 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 And they can pay millions of dollars to do it 751 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Joy Behar, she's a cock for the system 752 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh, it's ridiculous 753 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 It's ridiculous, talk about 754 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 What is it, propaganda, I would say 755 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 It's not even propaganda, it's stupidity 756 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 It's ridiculous, they're awful 757 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 It's horrible 758 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 It's horrible, dude 759 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 They're trying to shape people's minds 760 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 And opinions and everyone watches it 761 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 She's an attorney? 762 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Yes, the dumbest of boxers 763 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 She's a licensed watcher 764 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 I don't know who the hell she's an attorney 765 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 They're for all backwards that shit 766 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 All this shit that's coming from the opposite 767 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 They're all for it 768 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 AOC with her titties 769 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 She's not that hot 770 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I didn't say she was hot, I said her titties 771 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 That's all I said 772 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 I just like the bank, because she's so dumb 773 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Yeah, exactly, she's a dumbest of boxers 774 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 She had that statement about guns 775 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 The constitution 776 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Right, the backward ass shit 777 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 They're always talking about 778 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 She was questioning the 779 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Border guy, he's like 780 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Would you arrest parents, like take parents 781 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Waverness, he's like, well when there's 782 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 DUI and there's a drunk parent 783 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 We separate the parents and the kids 784 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 When there's abusive fatherness and we separate the kids 785 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 If somebody comes over to border illegally 786 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 We separate the kids 787 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Oh my god 788 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 That's why we're talking about it 789 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Cause that's all it is 790 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 We need these kids 791 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 The border crisis is about child trafficking 792 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Number two, it's about 793 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Getting votes for the democrats 794 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 That's all it is, the agenda 795 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Is laid out for us 796 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 It's the same argument they had before 797 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 The other election they had, remember 798 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 And Trump and him, then Trump closed the border 799 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 And then Biden wins and he opens the border 800 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 And it just pissed me off that they're having the same fight 801 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 We also have to remember that 802 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 If there's any kind of country at all 803 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Why the fuck are they having the same argument here 804 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Under Obama 805 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 The most stringent strict 806 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Border control, Obama 807 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Was shipping these people back 808 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 They weren't the 40 people 809 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 That's fine too, right, there you go 810 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 But now they're up on stage 811 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 With this guy 812 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 It's all wrong dude 813 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 He's got three rapists on stage 814 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 It's completely wrong 815 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 He doesn't even say anything about it 816 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Like it's not even happening 817 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 The president guy, you know what I mean 818 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Which one? The old fellow 819 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 That doesn't say anything 820 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Yeah, Biden, he doesn't 821 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 They don't talk about the border thing 822 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 He doesn't say anything about it at all 823 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Like it's not even happening 824 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 What flavor of ice cream do they have? 825 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Oh my god, the inflation is so bad 826 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 My ice cream bars are up to nothing 827 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Alright there sleepy Joe 828 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 He can sneak his anox into his ice cream 829 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 The whole thing is nuts man 830 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 The whole thing is 831 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 It's like a bad movie 832 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 I was thinking about this the other day 833 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I really think that 834 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 In my life 835 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 This is the most evilest timeline 836 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Ever 837 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I really do think that is because 838 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Seriously, like, okay 839 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 San Francisco admits that they're doing cloud manipulation 840 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 The E 841 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 The what do you call it, Dubai 842 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 And all those countries 843 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Yeah, they already 844 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Okay, that's widely known everywhere 845 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 And then Bill Gates comes into the mix 846 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 With, you get it 847 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 You know what I mean, you get a jab to the left 848 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 You know what I'm saying 849 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Everything, they just want 850 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 To destroy us 851 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Yes, yes they do, yes 852 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 And honestly, why do you think they're letting 853 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 All these diseases back in the country 854 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Like TB and measles 855 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Because Bill Gates is a chemical warfare 856 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Oh no, all you know, much money he'll make 857 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 From giving more people vaccines 858 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 With the Fauci 859 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 This freaking guy 860 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 He should be dragged in the street 861 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 And hung in front of everybody 862 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 My buddy, he's, you know, 70 years old 863 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 His brother just got TB 864 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 And he's like, you know, I was vaccinated 865 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Back in the day, we're like, well 866 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 We're finding that it doesn't last 867 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 As long as it doesn't last your entire life 868 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 So all of a sudden you get older now 869 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Now you can get TB again 870 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 So all of a sudden now 871 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 There's gonna be a lot of old people that are gonna start getting these diseases 872 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Every time I used to go to treatment 873 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 And detox, they would give me a TB test 874 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Yeah, yeah, they still have to take them in 875 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 They go above the skin 876 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Above the muscle, and then they make a bump 877 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 And then if it doesn't 878 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 It does bump, yeah 879 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 So I know I've had multiple TB tests 880 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 So am I 881 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 So um 882 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 I'll do a test, I just got Michael 883 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 I'll do something now 884 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Gays hell 885 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000 I'm gonna do an AZT for me 886 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 He's like, I started making AZT smoothies 887 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 It's all fruits in there 888 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Here you go, fruitcake 889 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Oh, look at you 890 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Building off my jokes 891 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 I should charge you for that 892 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 I didn't build off anything 893 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 What the hell, you passed me a cash ball 894 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 What are you talking about? That thing's Johnny Cash, dude 895 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 I'll smoke it 896 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Whoa, Johnny Cash 897 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Yeah, pass it back 898 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I already did smoke it 899 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Okay, so here we go 900 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 My tiny home theory 901 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Clou Schwab, WF, WHO 902 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 WF, WHO 903 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 They are normalizing 904 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Us buying 905 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Oh, you got people can't afford houses 906 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 So let's buy this 907 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 1500 square foot house 908 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Or 1000 square foot house 909 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 And this is what you'll have and you'll like it 910 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Because you can't afford a regular house 911 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 So we're gonna cram you in this little space 912 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 And we're gonna make TV shows about it 913 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 To normalize it 914 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Isn't this so cozy? 915 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 My shitter's right next to my kitchen sink 916 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Oh, it's horrible, I had an apartment like that 917 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 It's awful, I couldn't stand it 918 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 The bathroom, the washer, dryer 919 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Think about this, they're normalizing this stuff 920 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 They're making 921 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 They slowly indoctrinate us 922 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Through the media to accept this as a norm 923 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Right, exactly 924 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 To think it's great 925 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Well, it's not even great 926 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 This is all you can afford 927 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 This is your only option 928 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 What you said 929 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I want to get one of those big pipe 930 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 A tube 931 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Like a sewer, a big giant pipe 932 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Oh, you have big round pipe 933 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 We're gonna just cap off the ends, put a door 934 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Or even a door on each end and make that 935 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 The trailer thing, put on a trailer 936 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 And have that your home 937 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 You do not understand construction 938 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 It's fine, put a flat floor in it 939 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 I'm gonna put myself in two capped 940 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Ends and try to get oxygen 941 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 No, let me get door and windows and shit 942 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I mean, it's not gonna be, you know, what do you think 943 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 It's gonna be like 944 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 That's what's gonna be made 945 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 That's going to be a diamond fixation 946 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 We don't have to have no vision 947 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 We're talking about not knowing about construction 948 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Right, exactly, it's gonna be a home 949 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 It'll be a home 950 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 It's gonna be a sewer home 951 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 It'll be on a trailer, it'll be on a trailer, you drive around 952 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Now it's a trailer 953 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 The weaning will be without the curving 954 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Oh, down and forth, I mean 955 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 You're just keeping me softballed 956 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 You know what I mean, you know, the weaning 957 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 You just sitting on that curved tip 958 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Alright, dude, never mind 959 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Right 960 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Forget it, dude 961 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Go back to your tiny fucking house 962 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Go back to my tiny house 963 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Go sit in your tiny home 964 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 But isn't that funny though, they try to normalize these 965 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Right, it sure is 966 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 I'm ready to get one 967 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 I want to build something and haul it around 968 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 I'll leave one of those 969 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 You can haul them around 970 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Yeah, you can actually 971 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Yeah, they can't be that wide 972 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Right, that's how I want to get to two 973 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 That's how I want to do it 974 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 But the other thing you have one of those little trailers 975 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Those teardrop one-man little, you see those castles 976 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Air-conditioned one, of course 977 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Those are awesome man 978 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 They're the suicide 979 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 It's kind of like, jeez, this is what you live in, dude 980 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 We know you have a full-cut-sy-rock 981 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 That's a fucking backpack for crying out loud 982 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 I'm totally for bigger women 983 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 So she's got her right up front with you 984 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 No, I love you, bro 985 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 You don't want to throw the trailer off 986 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 No, I don't have any women at all 987 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 No, but I heard 988 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 I heard they like finding people with those 989 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Because 990 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Can I get that Larry or what? 991 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 There's nothing in it, according to you 992 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Down here, please 993 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Oh man 994 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 You didn't even give me one 995 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 What are you saying, man? 996 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 I didn't even pack it for you 997 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 You didn't even pack it 998 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 You packed it for me and then you hit it 999 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 So quit whacking that thing, man 1000 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Really? 1001 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Well, it has to be whacked 1002 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 It has to be whacked! 1003 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 You're gonna go blind 1004 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 I got to whack it 1005 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 If I don't whack it 1006 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Ah, fuck 1007 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 I think there's videos on like YouTube 1008 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Where like the boys sitting there playing underneath the covers 1009 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 And the mom walks 1010 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Oh shit, man 1011 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Oh mom! 1012 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 I'm just wrecking my meat 1013 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Sorry, Junior 1014 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Have you ever walked into their car? 1015 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 I got another story 1016 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 First to talk about 1017 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Oh, shizer 1018 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 Holy, cranky, thank you, Donnie 1019 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Man, so 1020 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 You wanna hear something crazy? 1021 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 I don't know what to say 1022 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 So there was a science experiment 1023 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 It was called Universe 24 1024 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Or 25 1025 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 It was a rodent experiment 1026 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Showed that even with abundant food and water 1027 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Personal space is essential to the 1028 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Prevent of societal collapse 1029 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 So they took all these rats 1030 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 And they put it in the space 1031 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 Okay? 1032 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 And eventually 1033 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 The hierarchy broke down 1034 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 And here's a picture 1035 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 There's a picture of the rat enclosure 1036 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 There's a picture of the rat enclosure 1037 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 There were sons on each other 1038 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 2200 mice 1039 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 It says mice, but I thought it was rats 1040 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 But basically 1041 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 They turned into rats 1042 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 What happened was society broke down 1043 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 When they were only given so much space 1044 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 And this guy is proven 1045 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Now they wanna build, we saw that thing about Saudi Arabia 1046 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Right? Where they wanna build that city 1047 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 They're already building it 1048 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Now they've decided that it's only gonna be 1049 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 I think like 15 or 20 miles 1050 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Right, always was gonna be just that 1051 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 The line was gonna be 152 miles 1052 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Oh, was it? Was it? Yeah 1053 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Here's something I noticed, just check this out 1054 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 So I was in Florida 1055 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 We're hanging out with these people 1056 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 And I'm like, let's get some dope 1057 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 We gotta go to the projects 1058 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 And I'm like, okay 1059 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 When are we gonna get there? 1060 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 And this girl's like, we're here already 1061 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 And I didn't realize it because 1062 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 They have everything in like one 1063 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 It wasn't buildings, yeah 1064 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 One story tall, but just spread out 1065 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 They weren't stacked up 1066 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 So everyone was it as crazy 1067 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 As it was like going to the projects here 1068 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Yeah, let me tell you 1069 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Miami's crazy, you know 1070 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 When you stack fuckers up 1071 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 It makes you crazy 1072 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 I think when you spread them out, it makes you crazy 1073 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 No, man, I didn't even realize 1074 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 I was in the projects, dude 1075 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Everyone was polite 1076 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 They're stacked up 1077 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 I don't want to say what the girl said 1078 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Down the hallway up the house black 1079 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 The noise from the neighbors 1080 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 The stacking is way more tightness 1081 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 I don't want to say what this is 1082 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 That's why, because you're in the city 1083 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 You go out to the projects in New York 1084 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 But from style, you go to all these places 1085 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Again, no vision misses the point 1086 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Talking about it, just name places 1087 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 You're right 1088 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Yeah, it's a nightmare 1089 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 This girl, you know 1090 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 They were driving by 1091 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 There would be fires coming out 1092 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 During the winter 1093 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Because their heat was shut off 1094 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 They would take 50 gallons 1095 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 There were multiple instances of 1096 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 In the projects, they would start fires 1097 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 And they would barbecue in the kitchen 1098 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Or the bathroom 1099 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 And everybody would die from carbon monoxide 1100 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Or they would start fires 1101 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 And remember when they had it on 290 1102 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Those buildings, the last project buildings 1103 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 You could see the burn marks going from 1104 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Level to the next level 1105 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 No, that was 1106 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 What happened with that is when the fire 1107 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Would start, man 1108 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 No, they didn't start a fire with a barrel 1109 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 It was a unit cause on fire 1110 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 They were cooking 1111 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Or keeping the heat in their apartment 1112 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 With a barrel fire 1113 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Not necessarily 1114 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 You don't know how the f**king long after 1115 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Yes, they actually had 1116 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 They were cooking in the bathrooms 1117 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Yeah, was it in the bath tubs 1118 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Yeah, they really weren't 1119 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 I know, I'm aware of that 1120 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 So they might just say, I don't know, Sucker 1121 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Man, you're very aggressive today 1122 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Man, f**k you 1123 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Seriously, f**k that 1124 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 You're very aggressive 1125 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 He couldn't say, no I'm not 1126 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 He comes up with more pressure 1127 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 I was quite surprised how big they are 1128 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 And they're f**king all concrete 1129 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 They're all concrete, everything was concrete 1130 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Yeah, cause they were 1131 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Yeah, but guess what you know 1132 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 That hot, it doesn't melt 1133 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 I mean, the Cabrini Green 1134 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Was not 9-11 1135 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 But the thing about these pears was 1136 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 It had no walls, it was actually 1137 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Cinderbrock walls 1138 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 They were laughing at these units 1139 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Never drywall up on them 1140 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 That would get destroyed, they would 1141 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Yeah, I guess it would, right 1142 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I've seen it where they f**king would 1143 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Bust a hole in the wall 1144 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 In the kitchen 1145 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Where the f**king phone would be 1146 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 And use the other purple pears 1147 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Oh no, they would do that with drug spots 1148 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 And they would do that with 1149 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 They'd been doing that forever 1150 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Just to share phones and shares 1151 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 It's not a drug spot 1152 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 The walls were cinderblock 1153 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Living room walls were all 1154 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 All cinderblock, everything was cinderblock 1155 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 I thought they shouldn't have any walls in a unit 1156 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 That's how good we never get rid of the roaches 1157 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 It's living that cinderblock 1158 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 When they would, in Cabrini Green 1159 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 What they would do is there would be two entraces 1160 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 And then the gangs would 1161 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Put metal plates over the doors and weld it 1162 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 So there was one way in 1163 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 And one way out for the cabs 1164 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 And they have to get to the 30th floor 1165 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Because they would drop a bucket with drugs 1166 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 You know what I mean? 1167 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Yeah, so by the time you get it, it's the 1168 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Neato Brown stuff, you know what I mean? 1169 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 What do you call it? Well the cops would never even go there 1170 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Anyways, no they would 1171 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 But they would make it past the first floor 1172 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 They would shut the elevator down 1173 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Oh yeah, they would do 1174 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Oh they weren't stupid 1175 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 No, they weren't stupid, yeah 1176 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 But when you're making a million dollars 1177 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 I wish my dad was here because 1178 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Did he tell the story about 1179 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 How he sold insurance door to door 1180 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Cabrini Green 1181 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Man, yeah 1182 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I don't think so 1183 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 I tried to get him on today 1184 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 And he's like, man, I don't feel good 1185 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Selling insurance at Cabrini Green 1186 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Yeah, come on 1187 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 The payments would be 1188 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Like 11 cents 1189 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 That is an oxymoron right there 1190 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Wow 1191 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 He said the kids would run from one 1192 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Thing to the next 1193 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 And it was a 1194 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Life insurance 1195 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 15 1196 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Hey Larry, life insurance? 1197 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 I don't know exactly what kind 1198 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Come on, that's a great scam 1199 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 It wasn't life insurance 1200 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 But the payments were cheap 1201 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 That would be a bit of a fun 1202 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 To get going in the hood and sell life insurance 1203 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 But dude, back in the day 1204 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 You could fucking 1205 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 It wasn't like it is now 1206 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Yeah, it was all paper receipts 1207 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 And bullshit like that 1208 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Well no, a white guy could go door to door 1209 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 And whatever floor 1210 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 And fucking knock on the door 1211 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Yeah, because they don't want to kill him, it's bad for business 1212 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 You don't kill a white guy in the hood 1213 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Well dude, whatever, tell them know it all 1214 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Anything 1215 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 We used to work in the south side 1216 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Man, we used to pay one of the black guys 1217 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 To watch our car, every day 1218 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Our tools when we were in town 1219 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 We would just get 10 bucks a day 1220 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 15 bucks a day to watch 1221 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Hey Mark, how about 1222 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 When we were on the west side 1223 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 In Atlanta 1224 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Mike Schmidt, the dudes that were 1225 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Hanging with the older guys 1226 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 The ribs and the store and the IVs 1227 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Wait, but just stop, alright? 1228 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Just tell them Joe 1229 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 The kids that were with him 1230 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Make a stupid fucking 1231 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Turn and they get pulled over 1232 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 So they get taken to jail 1233 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Because of course nobody has a license 1234 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 And so now 1235 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 We're walking around and we got a quarter pound 1236 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Of weed 1237 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 This big black dude sees us 1238 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 And we're on Harrison and 1239 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 I don't know what the fuck it was 1240 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 It was just all the walls 1241 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Saturday afternoon, it's all shopping 1242 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 And some big black guys like you guys 1243 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 You look like you need some help 1244 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 We're on here, I'm a fucking 1245 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Get you high if you just hang out 1246 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 He's like, oh yeah 1247 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 And he's like, I'll protect you until your friends come back 1248 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 I don't care, and this is this 1249 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Big motherfucker 1250 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 We were there getting fake IDs that said 1251 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 We were 18 so we could play in the bar 1252 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Yes, yes, I think 1253 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 That guy would work there or something 1254 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 We were fucking kids 1255 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 I had the garage behind the back 1256 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I'm hunting the garage and smoke pot 1257 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 And I'm here 1258 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 I actually protected 1259 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 And we smoked pot back there 1260 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 But then there was a dude making ribs 1261 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Dude in the corner 1262 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 And I was like, oh, you know 1263 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Fucking delicious too, man 1264 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 It was pretty cool, but it was weird 1265 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 And then finally they came back 1266 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 Yeah, hours later, hours later 1267 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 And so maybe it was cool 1268 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 So we just party with this big black dude 1269 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 We got our fake IDs 1270 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 And everything was cool 1271 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 And finally because it was like 1272 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 My brother looked like he was about 9 years old 1273 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 And said he was 18 1274 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Yeah, at least 11 1275 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 He was probably 11 years old, right? 1276 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Right, maybe 12 when we went 1277 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 We were playing in bars and my mom and dad are like 1278 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 You know what, I'm not going to all these fucking gigs all night 1279 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 That's what you had to get out of this 1280 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Because we were already wanting to drink and party 1281 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 And we were kids really 1282 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 And fucking they're like, no, we're not doing this 1283 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 And so we went and got these IDs 1284 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 And said, we had to be 18 1285 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 So we're all 18 1286 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 No, everyone looks totally 1287 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 A different age, but we're all 18 1288 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Yeah 1289 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 And you know what though 1290 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 They accepted on these 1291 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Nices didn't give a fuck 1292 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 That's classic 1293 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Because my mom and dad would have to go otherwise 1294 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 They'd be like, look 1295 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 You guys are kids 1296 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Your parents have to be here 1297 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 No, we're adults now, we're 18 1298 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 The next week we're 18 1299 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Rod Berkney 1300 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Everybody comes back the next week 1301 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Speaking of Epstein Island 1302 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 You see Disney bought Epstein Island 1303 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Oh, I thought they are 1304 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Really? 1305 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Is that true or no? 1306 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 No, I don't think that's true because 1307 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 I read this months ago 1308 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Since it already has a tunnel system 1309 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Right, to Disney 1310 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 They got their summaries from 1311 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 20,000 meters actually do go 1312 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 They can fucking make a tunnel 1313 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 They got money 1314 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Of course they can 1315 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 I'm gonna do 1316 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Three Stooges and Snap All Three 1317 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Of course they can 1318 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Disney has underwater tunnel money 1319 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Did any of you ever hear of the 1320 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 It was on the old days, it was called Pleasure Island 1321 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 You ever hear of this? 1322 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 It was for the adults 1323 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 It was an island, you ever go there? 1324 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 No, it wasn't an island 1325 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 It wasn't an island 1326 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 It was an area 1327 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Fuck man, I just want to tell you what happened there 1328 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 I know the facts 1329 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 I know shit man, it's like an island 1330 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 It wasn't an island 1331 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 It's an island full of bugs 1332 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Tell him what I did 1333 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Tell him what I fucking did 1334 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 It was called Pleasure Island 1335 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Now you can go 1336 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 No, it doesn't 1337 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 It was called Pleasure Island 1338 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 As far as fucking 1339 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 You see, I can't do this with him because I can't 1340 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Well wait 1341 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 I don't want to hear the story 1342 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 I know, you think I didn't 1343 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 You think I didn't have 1344 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Hey, you think I didn't have more that went along with 1345 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 What I was saying 1346 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Everybody pry all our needles, I'll stab you all that want 1347 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 The fact that the fact that I was 1348 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 I don't really follow it that much 1349 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 But just a child, whatever 1350 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Disney, you know, it holds some family entertainment 1351 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 As far as I always was concerned 1352 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 As far as I knew 1353 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 It has a pleasure, right? Yeah, until I went to 1354 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 This place 1355 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 All cars of just 1356 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Complete and other alcoholic 1357 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Dabachery, it was amazing 1358 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 I've seen videos 1359 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Yeah, I saw the old school videos 1360 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Family out the window 1361 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Holds them out the window 1362 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Disney, oh my, that was like wow 1363 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 I couldn't believe there was 1364 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Anything to do with any of this at all 1365 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 I could shut down after 1366 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 It was incredible 1367 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 Hey, not on kids' throats 1368 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 No, no 1369 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Thursday nights was employee night 1370 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 If you worked for Disney, you could go there 1371 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 For free on Thursday nights 1372 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Because they told us go on Thursday nights 1373 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Because it's best night to go 1374 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Because, hey 1375 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Tequila bottle 1376 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 And everybody 1377 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Fuckin' staggerin' drunk 1378 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Driving out of the place 1379 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Thursday nights, dude 1380 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Anyplace near that, fuckin' I'm telling you 1381 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 I want to rewind to the 80s, man 1382 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 I was in shock how drunk 1383 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Children were 1384 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 I believe it 1385 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Over a thousand children to Epstein's Island 1386 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 For scuba lessons 1387 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 That's the story we should talk about 1388 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 We talk about adults in Disney World 1389 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Being debauchers 1390 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Where were their children 1391 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 All they were doing 1392 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Employees' children 1393 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Can go free if they are 1394 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Allowed to be a lot molested 1395 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 They disappeared off the island 1396 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Full baby-sig your children 1397 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 When you go to pleasure on them 1398 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 You guys go fuck and do whatever 1399 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Weird swing or shit you want to do 1400 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 We're gonna molest the shit out of you 1401 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 We're gonna drug them 1402 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 And we're gonna give them something 1403 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 And memory will be fucking thick 1404 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 We did that, there was a little playroom 1405 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 For children 1406 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 And the parents would do something 1407 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 We had to stay in a little area with the kids 1408 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 And yeah, it was like one of those 1409 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Miners for not beating them 1410 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 We weren't molested by 1411 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 No, I didn't molest them but it was really 1412 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 Super surreal 1413 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 So he got drunk 1414 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Just like I said 1415 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 The place was real down 1416 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Down 1417 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 You too 1418 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 You guys were having a conversation 1419 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Maybe I did get drunk 1420 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Now that you think about it 1421 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Because last time I remember 1422 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 I was watching cartoons and they had 1423 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 A little thing 1424 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 A little, little bit 1425 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 I wasn't a teenager 1426 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 I was still in school in Elgin 1427 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 No, I don't 1428 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 I was before fifth grade 1429 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 I was before fifth grade, I know that 1430 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 So it was fourth or fifth grade most 1431 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 So you were like 12 1432 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Yeah, after that 1433 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Fourth or fifth grade 1434 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 How many times are you gonna give hell back? 1435 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Yeah, only once and that was 1436 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 After fifth grade 1437 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 My friends kids gonna be 13 and fourth grade 1438 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Your friends kid 1439 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Six fifth grade, 16th, sophomore 1440 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Fifth grade 1441 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Thirteen fifth grade 1442 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 We got it 1443 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 For kids all colorful and funny shapes 1444 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 And then next thing you know 1445 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Super Disney shit 1446 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 We got like that with the whole thing 1447 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Next thing you know 1448 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 They drive it slow down 1449 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Larry White 1450 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 I got drunk 1451 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Next thing I knew 1452 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Just like he said 1453 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Next thing I knew 1454 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 I was drunk 1455 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Check this out 1456 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 I was watching cartoons and a thing 1457 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 I just said this, that's what they do 1458 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 They take the parents, they distract them 1459 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 And they drug the kids 1460 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 In Disney World Land 1461 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Now he's having a time loss of time 1462 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Yeah, that's a fucking time 1463 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 In Florida? Did you see F-Cat? 1464 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Yeah, it was just being built 1465 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 But now I'm not your good mother so you weren't 1466 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Is this like the word of parents 1467 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 We saved the hotel 1468 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 The train goes through the hotel 1469 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 It was first there, we were one of the first 1470 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 You wake up and you're all hasted out in the hotel room 1471 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 What are you telling 1472 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 His story 1473 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 It's happening to him too probably 1474 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 That's what I'm saying 1475 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 You gotta know how Joe works 1476 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 What he's really doing is 1477 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 It's him and he's just trying to make it look like you 1478 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 But it's really him 1479 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 That's what we're calling the industry 1480 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 He took me all to figure out but I got it 1481 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Anyways 1482 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Yeah, so that's what happened 1483 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 No, I wasn't sexually molested 1484 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 They were getting it 1485 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 He was one of the ugly ones 1486 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 But he got drugged though 1487 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Sure they got it drugged everyone 1488 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 First of all, what's his little brother and sister gonna say? 1489 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Only one kid has 1490 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 You really want to get that dark Larry? 1491 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 The one time I went there 1492 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 They didn't ask him to fix an outlet 1493 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Let me tell you 1494 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 I was tripping when I was older 1495 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 He was drunk so he doesn't know 1496 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 We went again and I was older 1497 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 And I was smoking weed by now 1498 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Of course I was with my parents 1499 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Much older, I had wanted to weed 1500 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 He was eight 1501 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 I found weed on the beach 1502 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 I saw something drop off 1503 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Someone's bag that was coming up the beach 1504 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 And 1505 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Actually what that means is 1506 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 He was going through someone's bag 1507 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 I was walking out towards the beach 1508 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 And I swear to God I saw something fall 1509 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 There was something fall behind him 1510 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 I was getting 1511 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 And I walked along, I wasn't sure enough 1512 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 He finds a lot of food 1513 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 That's awesome 1514 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 But I wasn't looking for weed 1515 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 I had my hand in these people's pockets 1516 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 And I found this wall 1517 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Don Fennon 1518 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 And what do you know 1519 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 If you're ever in Vegas 1520 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 And you want to get high 1521 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 And there's always balls 1522 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 When people leave and go to the airport 1523 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 And they leave their balls 1524 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 All the time 1525 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 I know Mary got like five balls 1526 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Who knows what the fuck they were smoking 1527 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 You might want to wipe it off 1528 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 I'm worried about the wipe the mouth 1529 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Particularly the neck 1530 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Whatever you want 1531 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 You care 1532 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 I do care 1533 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 I'm with my family at Disney World 1534 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Three hits of biker train 1535 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 I was smoking cray 1536 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 I got my fucking dong out at the pool 1537 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 And it's like 1538 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 I probably shouldn't say this 1539 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 It's acceptable 1540 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 What's that Larry? Nothing 1541 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 He had a thought 1542 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 But I was like 1543 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 What time do we have later 1544 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Because this thing about 1545 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Picking up a ball 1546 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 It reminded me of another story 1547 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 But I can't say it because 1548 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 It involves the police 1549 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 And I still have a restraining order 1550 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Against people 1551 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Yeah you laughed 1552 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 See 1553 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 It's something different 1554 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 It's not good though 1555 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Yeah I mean it doesn't sound great 1556 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 It's not sausages and rainbows 1557 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Especially why you telling us 1558 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 This is on the podcast 1559 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 I could tell you 1560 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 I don't know these people that pick me up down the street 1561 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Yeah 1562 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 What's wrong with your story? 1563 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 I'm not the man 1564 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 But yeah that's what they do man 1565 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 They distract the parents with sex 1566 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 And fun and alcohol 1567 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 I don't know about sex and fun 1568 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 They probably have people that work there 1569 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 That act as married couples 1570 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Hey let's trade 1571 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Yeah someone's gotta be the kind 1572 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 To win between everybody 1573 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 If they were smart that's what they'd be doing 1574 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 I guarantee they'd be smart 1575 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 The kids are getting more money than you 1576 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 They don't even have to do that though 1577 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Even if it's just going out for dinner 1578 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Someone's gotta watch your kids 1579 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 So hey watch your kids while you 1580 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Go on this excursion 1581 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 And take this fiery trip around 1582 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 And don't matter what they're doing 1583 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 They're like the kids 1584 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Best case scenario 1585 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 They're just ignoring and neglecting 1586 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Right 1587 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 And probably are even 1588 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 They're looking to get rid of their kids 1589 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Oh yeah 1590 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Oh yeah 1591 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 They snatched out of the room 1592 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 They gave her away 1593 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 They gave the kid away 1594 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 They gave the kid away, it was too mysterious 1595 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 They couldn't find nothing, the kid just 1596 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Disappeared as obvious, the parents had something to do with it 1597 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 You think the parents gave 1598 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Well how else did it happen 1599 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 There's no other way, they must have known about it 1600 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 They left the kids alone 1601 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 They knew 1602 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 They made it seem like they were only 1603 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 Feet from the kids though 1604 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Like they're eating dinner on the beach 1605 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 There's something in the hotel room 1606 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 I don't know, that's the way I understand 1607 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Usually there's always a camera 1608 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 I know 1609 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Just be right in front of the hotel 1610 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 And so it was two kids 1611 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 I think 53 it said 1612 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 So you mean you think 1613 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 53, you just looked at it 1614 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 What do you need a break 1615 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 What are you, Josh, Ty, are you going to break or something 1616 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 I'm just trying to be tolerant 1617 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Underage women on the corner 1618 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 She's 19 1619 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Alright Larry, you can't even see a foot in front of you 1620 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 It's all camera 1621 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 19 inches tall maybe 1622 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 That's all that matters 1623 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Yeah man 1624 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Hey 1625 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 19 inches is a bag 1626 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Besides the bag Larry needs to stuff her into 1627 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Oh man 1628 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 The guttural response 1629 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 Oh man 1630 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Tapping into my eyes 1631 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 So yeah, you know 1632 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Time 1633 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 I said motherfucker 1634 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 What did I say 1635 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 I said something to sound 1636 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 I think it's 53 1637 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 And then I looked again 1638 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 And I said something again didn't I 1639 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 I don't think you did 1640 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Yeah he looked 1641 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 3 times fuck man 1642 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Is it so important 1643 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Is it important how long we just rant and read 1644 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 54 minutes motherfucker 1645 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 So how was it 53 1646 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 53 earlier 1647 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 This is what you guys do on Friday night 1648 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 It was 53 earlier 1649 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 I'm not asking again 1650 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 This guy's making up numbers 1651 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 We've been out for hours 1652 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 You're definitely not in numbers man 1653 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 You and Dave could not hang out 1654 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 It's embarrassing 1655 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 He wasn't there this week was he 1656 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 No, he was there Monday 1657 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 No, he was there Monday wasn't he 1658 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Oh yeah maybe it was 1659 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 The brothers of the Shekel had to meet 1660 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 He's working 1661 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 The second students 1662 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Yeah we're only a couple of ways from our first one 1663 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 What's that 1664 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 We're only a couple of 1665 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 That's what I wanted to say when I get my promotion 1666 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 I want to call it my Shekel promotion 1667 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Brother 1668 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 I'm gonna get a belt 1669 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Man, you're a Shekel 1670 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Man, you're a Shekel David's on it all the way around 1671 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Come on really 1672 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 You are not, is that what they give you 1673 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Oh what the hell are you doing 1674 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 All over the amp man 1675 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Man party 1676 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Well I don't know what to wipe it up with 1677 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Dude it's my amp 1678 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Alright, okay let's end this 1679 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 There's a toilet paper here 1680 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Don't worry about it, don't waste solid toilet paper 1681 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Don't waste it on the back 1682 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Don't waste the toilet paper, what do you have to 1683 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 We'll find a paper towel in a minute 1684 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 It'll soak in a couple hours 1685 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 It's chaos, it's just broken out 1686 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 It's vinyl, it's plastic 1687 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 It's a fake gem over 1688 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 It'll turn the glue in 1689 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 It'll soak into the bottom of the screen 1690 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Oh my god 1691 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Maybe Jim will wipe 1692 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Maybe he'll wipe it up 1693 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 That's a good idea 1694 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 Maybe he'll wipe it out 1695 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Maybe he's got some power or something 1696 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Externum 1697 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 Slave will clean it up 1698 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 It might activate the voodoo 1699 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Yeah, he gets a little taste of beer 1700 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Where did you get it? 1701 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 In the Marilana 1702 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 It's from the king 1703 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 That's what we need to do 1704 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Is give him a little roach 1705 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Don't even joke around like that 1706 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 What? 1707 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 We're gonna put him in your 1708 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 That's our 1709 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 He's gonna start popping up everywhere 1710 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 We'll do like a godfather 1711 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Put that in his bed 1712 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Voodoo Jim 1713 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Oh my god, it's voodoo Jim 1714 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 How do you know Jim? 1715 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Because I can see him smiling in the dark 1716 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Oh 1717 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 That's a good idea 1718 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Oh man 1719 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 That was not enough 1720 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 I'm not needed 1721 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 Oh boy 1722 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 I'll tell you Jim 1723 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 I think that thing should be in the foreground 1724 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 No, it should not and let's stop talking about it 1725 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 You should show it 1726 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 It's definitely not a centerpiece for the body 1727 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 I'll tell you what 1728 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 He's Greek 1729 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 I'm gonna give a shout out to my friend 1730 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 If you're listening up there 1731 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 He's dead for it 1732 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Because every time I say crazy shit 1733 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 Someone's like oh my god 1734 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 Where'd you get this 1735 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 It's usually from Tom 1736 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Like that makes it better 1737 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 It does 1738 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 It still picks it up 1739 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 You think you would have made some joints 1740 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 If you're coming fucking to glam onto the podcast 1741 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 I know 1742 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Man, he just showed up 1743 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 He's doing very flip-flops 1744 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 It's like the blase over here 1745 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 I'm having a nice flip-flop 1746 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Huh? 1747 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 What did I do? 1748 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 He's in my driveway and he wants to come in 1749 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 He doesn't tell me, but if you're coming 1750 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 You might as well roll joints 1751 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Yeah, well he knew he was coming here 1752 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 I just didn't know 1753 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 See, nice 1754 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Smoking one of these 1755 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Smoking joints 1756 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Oops 1757 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 I don't have any joints 1758 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 Alright, let's dwindle this bitch out 1759 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 Yeah, it's been a while 1760 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 You're dwindled 1761 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 I said let's dwindle it 1762 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 I mean you shut it off, like I thought you shut it off half hour ago, right? 1763 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Ha ha ha 1764 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Don't worry 1765 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 We're gonna start it 1766 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 The Homeland Security 1767 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 You'll be visited by the local authority 1768 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Oh please, bring them on 1769 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 What are you gonna think about it 1770 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Homeland security 1771 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 Yeah, exactly 1772 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 What would you rather have 1773 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 The goodwill be a rest of you 1774 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Would you rather have 1775 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 A fat African American male 1776 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Search you at TSA 1777 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Or get face kicked with the wolf hoof 1778 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Well I've already had the fat 1779 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 African American 1780 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Searching at TSA 1781 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 I mean I'm talking about 1782 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 He's looking for contraband 1783 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 I mean 1784 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Wolf hoof to the face 1785 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Or TSA contraband 1786 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Yeah, I can't wait to see this 1787 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 Wolf hoof 1788 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 It's right there 1789 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 I see it right now 1790 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 You wanna see the wolf hoof? 1791 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 No, it's a rather stink 1792 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 No, it's fine 1793 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 I took a shot at it 1794 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 There's all the nails in this 1795 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 He's got a freaking freak shit 1796 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 The nails 1797 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 He's not gonna stop 1798 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 He pushed all his toes together and makes a swastika 1799 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Ha ha ha 1800 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 I'm gonna put a high offers on it 1801 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 But it's really nothing 1802 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 High offers 1803 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Dude, you should do footpicks 1804 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 Footpicks 1805 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Only fans 1806 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 You should do those videos where they scrape the horse hoof 1807 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Maybe we'll see where they hit 1808 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Let's put that in 1809 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Oh god 1810 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 I love it 1811 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 It's bad 1812 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 You don't wanna fucking 1813 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 I would shot 1814 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 This season is fucking horrible 1815 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 What's that? 1816 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 I'm seeing 1817 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Sometimes I'm like, are you sure it's sick? 1818 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 You think it's already warm enough 1819 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 To be wearing sandals? 1820 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Look at this guy 1821 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Well you know why 1822 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 He runs ass 1823 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 He's a love machine 1824 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 I need to be 1825 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 Does he have to bag it up when he goes in the pool? 1826 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 No 1827 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 He lets everyone get sick 1828 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 He rubs it on the side 1829 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 He's like a dog 1830 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 Scratching his ass up 1831 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 He rubs it in the grass 1832 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 And then on the concrete 1833 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 He just grinds it down 1834 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000 He's just grinding it behind 1835 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000 Dude, you know what we should do? 1836 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 We should take him to get a pedicure 1837 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Ha ha ha 1838 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000 No no no 1839 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 That's a good idea 1840 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 Take off the socks 1841 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Is it here Charlie? 1842 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 You just record what they say 1843 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 You have to bring all the equipment 1844 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 You need to buy tools 1845 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 I can do that 1846 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 You have to play for tools 1847 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000 That would be funny 1848 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 We all take our shoes off 1849 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 And shit first 1850 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 What are you goat? 1851 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 Ha ha ha 1852 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Just a guy with an animal 1853 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 We should see this thing too 1854 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Man if he kicked you in the throat 1855 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Slick your fucking aorta 1856 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 It's like a bit 1857 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000 By a Komodo dragon 1858 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 Yeah kind of 1859 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000 All the criteria kills you 1860 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 You can't resign a dog 1861 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000 He's an animal 1862 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000 He looks like crocodile 1863 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000 It's thrice 1864 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 The Russian crocodile 1865 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000 Were you shooting crocodile? 1866 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000 No not me, no 1867 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 He's just pooping it 1868 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000 I'm quite sure it was a shooting crocodile 1869 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 Alright now on that note 1870 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000 Shoot no crocodile 1871 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000 Love God, thank you God 1872 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Let's close this thing out 1873 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 Were you shooting shit into your foot though? 1874 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 No no I never shot that little bit 1875 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000 Give me the dates not over 1876 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000 I don't know what I'm saying 1877 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000 What I had to do was I'd line up 1878 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000 10 needles 1879 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000 This is a guy 1880 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Push one down every time when the cops pull him over 1881 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 Hey you've been doing it ever when buddy 1882 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000 Nah nothing 1883 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000 I've done it a little bit 1884 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000 I never 1885 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 I've done it a little bit 1886 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 You don't know what's going on 1887 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 He goes to the bullpen for one day 1888 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 He comes out and he's fine 1889 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 Yeah 1890 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 Man 1891 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000 A little bit 1892 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Love you guys 1893 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 I love you guys man 1894 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000 I love you guys a lot 1895 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000 Thank my fighting boys man 1896 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000 I fight with these guys 1897 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Everybody should be trained 1898 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000 Except Larry 1899 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 Yeah Larry likes to get a train pulled out 1900 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 If David Boystown is the caboose 1901 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 I got a one 1902 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 That's right the one at the end 1903 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000 I'm done fucked 1904 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 The last guy not done fucked 1905 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 The engine is the little engine that could be 1906 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000 Larry's more advanced than us 1907 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 Is that closed? 1908 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000 Is that water back there? 1909 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000 Is that open? 1910 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000 Yeah you know what? 1911 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000 More advanced than stages of osteoporosis 1912 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000 Thank you 1913 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000 Dude I can't breathe 1914 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 I'm gonna fucking die 1915 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000 You smoked nine bongs during the show 1916 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000 I don't know why I can't breathe 1917 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 I'm gonna say 1918 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000 That was your first time during training did you? 1919 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 Yeah you were sitting down like a Sally 1920 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000 I couldn't fall 1921 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000 I was gonna die 1922 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 I was gonna say 1923 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000 Where are you going? 1924 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000 We're off right? 1925 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000 Don't be asking for water 1926 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000 And then think that you're off the clock 1927 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000 I thought we were done 1928 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Shit you could drink out of the toilet if we were done 1929 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000 That's what I'm glad this was here 1930 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000 I wouldn't have seen it 1931 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 The thot and form 1932 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000 Oh man this guy 1933 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 You used to drive on the toilet 1934 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000 I mean okay you're gonna let me 1935 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000 I tried to defend you 1936 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000 Don't worry guy 1937 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000 You fucking joke 1938 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 I had to you know 1939 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000 They're not seeing me look out of the toilet 1940 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 He doesn't get jokes this guy 1941 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 He thinks only his shit is funny 1942 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 Who's that? 1943 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000 Needles 1944 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000 Who's that? 1945 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000 You 1946 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 I'm not a very funny person 1947 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Funny looking 1948 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 Oh my god 1949 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000 That one hurt right now 1950 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Oh my god 1951 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 That's like a second or third degree burn 1952 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000 So I wanna 1953 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000 That's like you know a checklist one there 1954 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000 A few because I need you to laugh right there 1955 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000 What is wrong? 1956 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000 I didn't hear what you said 1957 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 I didn't hear what you said 1958 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 I was just thinking of that 1959 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000 I was thinking of what I was saying 1960 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000 I wanna say to you guys 1961 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000 Veterinary and automotive 1962 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000 Veterinary and automotive 1963 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000 For the new 1964 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000 I don't know maybe this week 1965 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 We'll be able to tell that we look a lot brighter 1966 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000 We're not so like in the dark 1967 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Yeah 1968 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Well I was at Tom's clinic for past two weeks 1969 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 Because I had to tea him on a tickle 1970 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 I thought it was yellow fever but 1971 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 And Kiki made 1972 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000 So many 1973 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000 He can track you through his bum hole 1974 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Kiki made so many visits they gave us a couple of 1975 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000 Punch cards 1976 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000 Light bulbs 1977 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000 They gave 1978 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000 We switched from typical 1979 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000 Iridescent to LED now 1980 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 Thank you Tom's 1981 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000 If you've been hanging out with hippies 1982 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000 And your wieners a little drippy 1983 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000 All the time on the free clinic 1984 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Does he have veterinary services? 1985 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000 Yes he does 1986 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000 Down in Fort St 1987 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,000 That is such a coincidence that you say that 1988 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000 Why would you have 1989 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000 And automotive 1990 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 I shall say 1991 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000 I'm going to buy a new place 1992 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,000 She'll say someone was murdered in it 1993 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000 But he wants to turn it into a dentist's office 1994 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000 Teeth are worth a lot of money nowadays 1995 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,000 Teeth are worth a lot of money nowadays 1996 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000 Alright cool 1997 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,000 We love you guys 1998 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,000 And it's kind of nice though 1999 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000 You're just going to keep going 2000 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000 I'm trying to stand up here 2001 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,000 It's time son 2002 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000 Freaking gay Charles over here 2003 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000 He won't say it 2004 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Was it time son 2005 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000 What? 2006 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000 Time son became a dentist right? 2007 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000 No we never talked about time's lineage before 2008 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000 Why the fuck is he opening up 2009 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000 A fucking dental place then 2010 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000 Does he make it a lot 2011 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,000 Is he a dentist? 2012 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000 How do you open a dentist if you're not a dentist? 2013 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000 This is when you end it 2014 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000 Is time a dentist first off? 2015 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000 No I think his son is becoming a dentist 2016 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000 He's not even a veterinarian 2017 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000 So how do you open a dental office if you're not a dentist? 2018 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000 Because he owns a car shop 2019 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000 He's not even a veterinarian 2020 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000 Because he owns a car shop 2021 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000 He's a mechanic 2022 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000 So he must open a dentist office 2023 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000 He's also a doctor though 2024 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000 He became a doctor in India 2025 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000 Okay let me know 2026 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000 We're not talking about the same time I know 2027 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000 He's a heartburn barrier 2028 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000 What are you talking about? 2029 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000 But he went to India to become a doctor 2030 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000 How have you and I been doing these commercials 2031 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000 And you didn't even know who I was 2032 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000 How many times have you been at times 2033 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000 I've been there I know the guy 2034 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000 I thought that really was a person 2035 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000 I thought I'd better stand up a little bit 2036 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000 My legs are getting numb 2037 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000 My feet are falling asleep 2038 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000 The wolf hoes you know 2039 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000 We've got circulation 2040 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000 We've got circulation 2041 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000 We're getting infected 2042 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000 Alright can we please 2043 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,000 On this fucker now 2044 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000 Okay man thank you 2045 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000 I want to say thank you to everybody for tuning in man 2046 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000 Because this is a fun program man 2047 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000 And what's wrong with you 2048 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000 Yeah 2049 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000 Up your meds a little bit 2050 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,000 I want to shout out 2051 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000 I know who's listening 2052 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000 I want to shout out to Sherry 2053 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000 I want to shout out Leonard 2054 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000 And I want to shout out 2055 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000 So wait and wrestle you baby 2056 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000 Who's the other person that's always 2057 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000 Matt you're gay 2058 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000 Mr. X we love you 2059 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000 Still not over I thought you were fucking over 2060 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000 Chris, Edrich 2061 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000 I hope you get better man 2062 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000 He's good 2063 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000 Ross man there's a lot of chemtrails 2064 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000 Up by your joint that you're in 2065 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000 Picture of it is crazy 2066 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000 Not even clouds just chemtrails 2067 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000 And I want to say this is the second eclipse 2068 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000 I looked right directly into 2069 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,000 And I'm fine 2070 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000 The glasses he's wearing now 2071 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,000 Alright gay charo 2072 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000 Cameras over there 2073 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000 He's talking 2074 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000 You can look into a clip no problem 2075 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000 What are you doing 2076 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000 You're a fucking animal 2077 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000 What's the on camera 2078 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000 Just please end this horseshow 2079 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000 Oh was I? Oh my god 2080 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000 Turn that off 2081 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000 Yeah thank you 2082 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000 I didn't know shit you asshole 2083 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000 Why didn't you say something 2084 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000 Okay now I'm showing it off 2085 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:55,000 You're still on