Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show y'all.
My husband.
Oh man.
Needles.
Larry and Needles show.
Yeah baby I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
And we got Kiki and Mark with us today.
Sorry we're late for the episode today we had a little snafu with the local law enforcement.
Larry heard that there was a minor convention in town.
And shout out to local 477 for not working Larry over too much when he went there.
Actually I got a job in the mine.
So how's everybody doing?
Whatever, fruitcake.
This is how we're going to start off.
It's good to be back.
So I have to retract something I said last week.
Shout out to Mr. X.
We were talking about Ashley Babbit which is a complete farce and fictional.
And made up by the US government because Mr. X and I have been talking about these.
He sent me all these January 6th footage.
You mean there's no Ashley Babbit at all?
Well she was just a fiction.
She was a personary for a scenario that was perpetrated by the government.
Did not exist whatsoever.
No not at all.
Really.
No shit huh?
I thought she was the one that cut off the dick.
She's the one that cut.
No no no.
That's the one that got shot.
Oh Bobbit.
Lorena Babbit.
This was a relative of hers Ashley.
It's funny how these Babbits are always getting involved.
It was Babbit.
Bobbit Babbit.
I'm telling you it's a conspiracy.
Oh here we go.
Yeah no really so she would not even a real person then.
No the video says that.
The video evidence that Mr. X sent me makes the case that she wasn't even a real person.
It just figures.
I mean honestly yeah.
So she's the one that got shot and generally said it wasn't even a person though.
No it wasn't a whole person but it just wasn't.
It didn't line up.
Nothing like that at all happened.
Right.
And it's crazy how like when you watch if you're a normal person and you watch this stuff
you see the hand signals that these guys are doing.
This guy comes in taps this player on this shoulder.
The government is just trying to perpetrate.
I didn't even know that five cops got killed until just a few weeks ago.
Five cops didn't get killed.
I know they did it all.
I didn't even hear about it just a few weeks ago.
Right.
Whatever it was.
I watched the whole damn thing the whole time.
I didn't know anything about five cops being killed until just a few weeks ago.
So I was like when did that happen?
That didn't happen because I never heard about it until the end.
Those five cops are hanging out with biggie smalls and I know I small with Tupac.
The whole time.
The whole timing in January 6th like you see everybody get out before it happens.
They knew what timing is going to happen.
Then you see the one guy dressed up like a trooper and he was in handcuffs and then
the cops let him out of the handcuffs and he was like fist bumping everybody.
They had guys go into Congress the congressional hall dressed normally and then they came out
dressed like troopers before people even went in.
Oh yeah, well that's why they wanted to put it down.
It's funny like they're spraying people with pepper spray and they're not even and they're
just taking it right to the face.
You know I mean I could have made a good joke but we'll be piece of shit.
Don't you always take it right to the face.
Here we go.
Hanging fruit just like you.
Whatever.
What can the United States at game with Larry?
What am I in our?
The whole thing was good.
Shouldn't have been even done in the first place.
He shouldn't even have had that whole rally at all.
Why didn't he say that?
It wasn't a rally first of all.
Whatever it was.
It shouldn't have even been announced or even made.
There's a peaceful protest.
It shouldn't even happen.
There's no business with that at all.
Busted into windows.
There was people yelling out don't bust the windows.
Don't bust the windows.
And you can tell the one guy was a fad.
Yeah.
Fuck was that.
Oh my thing sorry.
The bong Larry that we're going to do here.
Yeah, I know.
But I mean I'm saying yeah it was a giant.
It was a cover up.
It was a flag.
It was a narrative that the government controlled.
Trying to make everybody look bad.
My parents are so convinced it was a.
Oh, listen.
Attack on the capital.
I worked with these guys.
I know.
Insurrection with no weapon.
Attack.
Attack on the capital.
I worked with these guys because shout out to Chicago for make for normalizing people
shooting the cops.
Yeah.
Right.
I worked with these guys that are like man.
Did you see that the cops shot this 96 times?
96 times.
Whoa.
And they're like what do you mean?
And they're like yeah this kid he got he was driving without a seatbelt.
Yeah.
They pulled him over for a seatbelt.
Right.
And I'm like first of all.
Right.
Did you see how tinted his windows were?
Yes.
You couldn't even see in the car.
Okay.
So there was another reason that they pulled this guy over.
Okay.
Yeah.
The bunch of gun offenses.
Well, you know he's got arrested last year.
Yeah.
For possession of a firearm by a felon.
Right.
And was on felony probation.
Exactly.
So they mean get some offenses.
So the narrative as the media wants to push is that this kid's going to be the next George
Floyd which if this jumps to George Floyd-ness this is crazy.
Where?
The kid actually later can I hit that please?
The kid actually shot at the cops.
For a video proof.
Well they have video proof of him.
Right.
It doesn't matter how many times.
They were undercover but it wasn't like they would look like they were in a car.
I'm going to tell you right now.
He's still sure they've been shooting.
If you knew they were cops it's not.
Listen man.
You're not though.
I mean.
Listen I was a dope fiend.
I agree with you dude.
I agree.
Well I was a dope fiend and we jump boys would come at us and there would be four of them
that would white guys that would jump out.
Oh yeah.
And I knew we weren't getting robbed.
Right.
You know it's the cops.
You do know what it's about.
You do know.
And it's so especially it's crazy.
Yes.
You can always tell us just not.
The crazy thing is saying getting shot 96 times.
You know how many cops have to empty magazine after magazine.
Two of them reloaded.
After that they did shoot them and there's a pause.
Even if they were shooting it was 20 rounds in a mag.
It really was a little overkill.
You know that's basically three cops unloading two mags.
That just doesn't add up.
Right.
Too many shots.
The thing is is that it does add up because there's video evidence of this kid not even
a kid a grown man.
Not lowering his window.
Rolling it back up.
He loaded.
Put it back up.
They asked him to comply.
He didn't comply.
He shot through the window.
Yes.
So that means right.
What do you expect them to do?
Any other country.
But then the two cops get shot too.
One guy got shot.
One guy got shot in the arm.
Right.
They're completely right.
I mean they you know.
The problem is is that Don S. Brandon Johnson comes out.
And then says that it's a shame that another African-American child is a kill-bath police.
Not even backing up his own police department.
I know dude.
I know.
Which.
You know what at this climate and the way that things are going.
Right.
Shouldn't you be surprised.
Should somebody be like hey you know what.
I have a sense of mind for the place that I'm running.
This place is a mock right now.
Yeah there are some other backwards as to they just announced.
There's how many cases of tuberculosis.
62 cases.
62 cases of measles right now.
Yeah like TV.
I mean.
Okay.
I mean you want to get into the illegal aliens that are completely here against their
will and our will.
They were brought.
Listen I'm going to say I'm not going to.
Right.
How about it.
Have them.
They want to be here.
They're probably dying to go on.
It's not even that they wanted to be here.
They were promised.
Right.
Exactly.
Sure.
Yes.
And then when happens when you're promised something.
And then even on the fucking streets.
I know.
It sucks for everybody.
You know.
So it's just like when the Italians you know the meatball monkeys.
We're trying to pick people against people.
Well wait.
We'll get into that in a second.
But when you know when all the sausage people came over here.
Take your time.
Go ahead.
They will know and they form communities.
That's what they did.
They formed communities.
And then they started crying.
Of course.
Because that's what these people are left to do now.
You know.
And shout out to Lori Lightfoot for having to do the $400 an hour for.
To the mayor.
She's going to be investigating.
I'm going to get all cooking.
You can investigate my cooking.
Okay.
So listen.
I'm going to bring the Beetlejuice in.
Yeah.
To protect Nino Brown.
That's a movie right there.
Beetlejuice protects Nino Brown.
Yeah.
Right.
So you would think that the murder capital United States.
You don't have to run with the cops.
Right.
Do you.
Would you pull a weapon out on a police officer.
No.
Not at all.
Because you were raised better than that.
Yeah.
And the reason that they also were saying that they fired 96 rounds is because they couldn't
see who else was in the car.
All I could say is that guy had black drivelage because if that was a white guy fucking around
like that he would have got shot a lot sooner and he wouldn't have had to shoot first.
I don't think so.
Oh yeah.
I don't think it works like that.
Oh it does.
They're not in a white neighborhood first of all.
First of all but let me it doesn't matter what fucking neighborhood you're in.
Well Doug what do you mean it doesn't matter what neighborhood you're in.
You're out here compared to the west side.
Well let me just tell you let me just say if the kid was white and he was doing that I
don't care what fucking neighborhood it was he wouldn't have even had a shoot if you rolled
a long head of mask and rolled it back up and had it locked fuck the wrong.
You might have got shot before you shot yourself at them because you're white because when you're
black you're protected because of the George Floyd.
They got to be careful.
They're careful with you.
Sure.
Okay but then you look at who does the most crime.
Who does the most crime in Illinois with guns.
Blacks.
Okay so then there you go.
Well once they, once anybody shoots at a cop it's over.
That's it.
I mean it's getting done.
It doesn't matter what flag you're in.
They're wrong.
It's because he was on felony probation for having a gun.
He's a known gang member.
Exactly.
He knew what he was doing.
Exactly.
He knew what he was doing.
Yes.
The cops knew what they were doing.
Oh yes.
When they give you the options it's not like they just went in their fire and all willy nilly
like what's his name?
I mean I'm Semity Sam.
Yeah right.
All of it.
What's that done?
I didn't hear about this.
I saw the news and the way they reported it was just like you're saying they, the way
I heard it was it was just like oh yeah they made it look like the kid was scared.
Cops shoot.
They made it look like they were trying to jack his car.
Of course.
96 times over.
There's nothing about the kid's issues with the police before.
They didn't say anything about anything he'd done wrong.
You know what I mean?
Well they made it look like the cops just walked up, asked for an idea whatever in six.
It was unbelievable.
It was unbelievable how they swung it.
Yeah well he was a star football player.
I don't know about that.
Well I'm sure that's a departure.
Well the other news admiral student.
Wait I want to know what was the last time an Asian shot at a cop?
Never.
No actually San Francisco last year there was an, the member when those two, the two
guys, the two guys were, no I don't know yeah it was some kind of, it was like an NTA
guy.
Make him explain the rest he remembers.
Remember the Bart cops.
Some guy murdered two Bart cops.
I don't know.
Bart is the equivalent of the L out in California.
So, but I don't know if it's in California the whole place but it's at least in San
Francisco.
Well and then GoFundMe is doing, they're doing a GoFundMe for this kid for seven grand for
his legal defense.
Jeez.
It's like come on really?
Wait a minute what legal defense is it?
Dead.
Yeah.
Well Tissue the cops.
Yeah of course.
Tissue's going to Illinois.
Oh of course yeah.
But they'll get it pro bono.
Why?
Yeah exactly.
Just give them the four million dollars man.
I guarantee what's his names already.
Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.
No.
Who's that darker than nightlife attorney?
Well he looks like, he's like straight from Uganda.
Johnny Cochran.
No he's the one that, he's the attorney for all of these shooters, victims.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh no, I showed you, you'd be like oh yeah.
Yeah yeah I'm sure I was looking at you.
Oh you know what shout out to Courtney Kardashian for losing three dads.
Yeah.
Wait what?
No he's not with the Travis Barker guy anymore?
No how about him?
Yeah he's on the other father guy?
Oh that's right.
Bruce Kanner.
O.J.
R.I.P.
Shapiro.
R.I.P.
Oh dear R.I.P.
Who's Shapiro?
That's a real father.
That's a real dad Shapiro.
You mean Kardashian?
Or Kardashian.
You fucking idiot.
Jesus man.
I thought we were friends over here.
We're not friends.
Let me tell you.
I'm going to kick your fat ass upstairs.
I'll tell you some fucking things.
Oh my god.
You're going to tell us, tell us.
It's a nice wholesome show folks.
Shapiro.
Tune in next week for the big fight.
We have an octagon set up down here.
I'm a palates.
Alright man.
I'm going to have a heater.
I'm a palate octagon.
No don't smoke you fucking chuch.
No.
What an asshole.
Yeah man.
Alright in the old days man, like in the 1400's people were very poor and they mostly just
ate like fruits and vegetables.
And they would just throw that shit in a pot in the morning and just keep adding to it.
And in the morning they'd start boiling it and then night after they ate they'd turn
it off and then the next day they'd start boiling it again.
And there was some food in there that would be very, very old.
Are you talking about the Chinese one with the soup?
No.
But that's what it's saying.
Yeah.
That's what it's saying.
Peace porch, hot, peace porch, cold, peace porch.
In a pot nine days old.
Mother fucker you're going to cut me off.
You guys have been talking the whole time.
I ain't got no fucking word in.
Aggressive Larry tonight.
I'm sorry go ahead.
So what would happen was the people would when they were really fucking you know because
they were poor to show off they would hang the bacon in the window to dry you know.
The currant.
Yeah the currant.
And that but to show off too.
Sure we got bacon.
And that would show that the guy could bring home the bacon.
That's where that saying came from.
Right right.
That makes sense.
And then when people would come over guests they would cut a little off and then they
would chew the fat.
That's what that fucking saying came from.
Combine chew the fat.
All from the same fucking thing man.
Wow.
And the fucking bread when they would cut make the bread the workers and the helpers they
would get the bottom burnt fucking part.
The family would eat the middle part and when company would come over they would eat the
upper crust.
That's where that fucking shit came from.
They're so upper crust.
Yeah.
Listen look at that shit I never knew that shit.
Yeah.
They had these high lead content cans you know and they would pack tomatoes and cans.
So for like 400 and people would die from it.
It was so high lead because it would leech into the tomatoes.
They blamed it.
And they thought for 400 years they thought tomatoes were poisonous.
They stayed away from them.
We just talked about this last week about lead paint.
Now listen they would drink whiskey out of these high lead content cups and shit and people
would pass on on the side of the road because of the effect with the alcohol and the lead
you could pass on for like two three days.
No that's like.
So people would think you were dead so that what they would do is they take you home and
put you on a kitchen table and lay you out there for a few days to make sure.
Yeah.
And that's where the wake came from.
The wake.
Like that's where the wake.
Yeah.
You might wake hold on you might wake you.
Yeah.
You gonna wake.
You know with the death clock.
Yeah I heard of it.
But the ladies would do paint them with lead.
And then oh yeah.
Yeah.
Touch the the ultram.
The ultram clock.
Yeah great.
No no not a radio.
The radio.
That was a radio.
Not only that dude they would fucking be going on on Saturday night and putting their
finger nails like nail pile.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you're right, but they also did the light on
But we talked about this, about lead paint
There's another conspiracy theory about that they don't want
They stop lead paint because they can't look into your house
Ah, good point
There's a lot of people from looking into your house
It is poisonous, very bad for you to do this
He has admitted that him and his brother used to eat lead paint
Oh yeah, yeah, he had paint chips
Check this out, man
They had a need of space in England because you know they had a lot of people die over the time
And so they started digging up the
Well no, I'm just saying because they ran out of land for graveyard
So they had to re-use space so they would dig up old graves
That people didn't go to anymore and fucking
They had this bone house that they'd bring the bones to
And they noticed that
They noticed that one out of 25 of the coffins had scratch marks on the inside of the lid
So they were so right, so then they put the bell and that was where the graveyard shift
That fucking graveyard shift
And that's where also the same saved by the bell
Oh man, that's great show
Great show, Tiffany Amber Thieson
Also Dead Ringer
He's a Dead Ringer
Wow, that's wild
Because sometimes the body would twitch
And make the bell ring and they'd think he was alive
But then there was just some nerves twitching or something
That's wild, he's a Dead Ringer
That's a new one
How about this, man?
Dude, those are good
A lot of Papatouille's there
You thought that?
This might even be better, man
In the old days when people were very fucking poor
The whole family all day long would piss into a pot
Because they would sell the piss because it was
I just read about this
They would use the piss to tan leather
Yeah, I just read about that actually
And that's where they came up with the fucking
Piss poor
That's where they came up with piss poor
If you didn't have a pot to put your piss in
You don't have a pot to piss in
That's really fucking poor
Welcome to America, 24
They would fucking have June weddings back in the 1400s
Because people took a bath in May
And they still kind of smelled good
Still in June
And the flowers were for the bride to hide her B.O
She'd seek so bad
And they would fucking fill the bathtub with clean fresh water
So the man of the house would take his bath
And the new water
Then the next person and I would trickle down a fan
Then the women
Then the kids
Don't throw the baby out of the bathtub
Because the water is so fucking dirty
You can't even see through the shit
By the time you're washing the baby
Yeah
So you could throw the baby out of the bath
Honestly
So Mark could relate
Mark can't relate
Mark could relate to that
Dude
Imagine
Sir, women
Certainly not
What did he take? No
May
No, since you took time
Listen to this man
An illegal immigrant from Venezuela tried to rob a bank in Sandusky, Ohio
What was his only problem?
I don't know
The only illegal immigrant in Sandusky, Ohio
No, I don't know Sandusky
Let's think
So an illegal immigrant in Sandusky, Ohio tried to rob a bank
What was his problem?
He couldn't speak English
He couldn't get it across
What did SOD say?
He couldn't figure out how to say give me your money
So he had to type it into a translator app
By the time he was down the cat's ride
Oh my lord
I want to rob your bank
No, you can't even do that
I mean, let's say Dracula, Venezuela
I think you'd figure that out before you rob the bank
That's the problem with these people
And you know what, another thing is the problem is that
These people come from almost third world countries
And we're
You mean almost
Well, some of them come from almost third world countries
They're very poor, regardless, I'm sure
But they don't realize how the legal system and how the cops work here
Yeah
There's actually instances lately
Within the last couple of days of
People arresting the legals
Shout out to Texas
The federal free states in America
Granted, they still signed off on that fee
Right, it's probably something they normally wouldn't be arrested for
In their country or something
Or they would get away because there are a billion freaking people there
Yeah, it's just crying out
Yeah, the cops are helping
The problem here is like, you know, the white people look this way
And you know, obviously we can tell
But you're not from where you're at
Well, again
We're in turmoil right now
Well, when you're in Sandusky, Ohio and a brown guy walks in the bank
They call the cops immediately
Well, you know what the problem is
You can't racially profile people
We all found out how George Floyd, right
But, um, no
Well, you can't put, you have to
Well, you have to stand your ground
And you have to figure out
You can't notice anything
If you see some transvestite hitting on the ashtray
I'm not going to hit on the ashtray
He hits the other thing on the ashtray
You just call the cops
Hey, we got a white guy robbing the bank here
They'll be there right away and be like, oh, sorry, mistake
It was a brown guy
Yeah, I mean, the way that we're
Handing these kids with
Or handing these kids gloves
These immigrants
Oh, she did
It's asinine
Yeah, they want to, you know, then they're going to be really angry
And they're going to be upset and it's just a bad situation
No, getting back to your narrative
It's going to be a war, dude, it's going to be a war
Getting back to Donnie Enforth talking about his narrative
With, um, oh, and I want to talk about my tiny house conspiracy theory
That I came up with, too
So, uh, but getting back to Donnie Enforth
Talking about how the media is portraying this narrative
We're pitting everybody against each other
Right now
Which is crazy, Trump goes out to Atlanta
Goes to this place
There's a bunch of African Americans
They embrace them, they're like, yeah, we'll stand behind you
Oh, no, no, no, it was a chicken place
Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A, yeah
But here's the thing, they've been dividing
Shout out to OJ, by the way
Thanks for dying and, uh
No, actually, you know what
The thing, the division
Was starting right there
They were making everyone think that OJ
Was getting put in jail because he was black
They fucking totally ignored the fact
That he fucking stabbed the shit out of his wife
No, let's not say stabbed
Almost decapitated
Slipped out
And then, did you see the interviews
That they had where the jurors actually said
That they knew OJ was innocent
But because he was rich
And he murdered white people that they let him get away with
Well, they knew he was guilty
Yeah, they knew he was guilty
Honestly, I don't know if he actually did part of it
But I know he paid
Come on, well, I'm going to tell you right now
Okay, with the CTE
And all these other things
That were going on with these football players
I think OJ had a little bit of rage inside of him
You think? Just a little
Yeah, I mean, he beat his wife multiple times
Yeah, dude, yeah, dude, yeah
You know what I mean? Like, he was very...
This wasn't planned
This was obviously a spur-of-the-moment situation
This happened
On the 911 call, she's going
He was definitely guilty
Sorry
Sorry, go ahead
On the 911 call?
Yeah, she's telling the people
He's going to beat the fuck up shit out of him
Well, as he's doing it
He's already done it
He's coming for me or something
So it's pretty obvious what happened
So I'll change the subject a little bit
I'll change it
Who's that? Bront, Sonny
Oh, the view?
Did you hear what she said?
No, I don't know
The cicadas
What he's like, now they're cicadas
Well, they're coming around
Well, the predator would know
Yeah, seriously
They're going to come in drones
And if I don't know anything
The volcanoes, the earthquakes
Climate change is causing
The eclipse
What she's facing here is an absence
Whoopie's like, well, cicadas
Come around every 17 years
Well, that's not what I read
Right, and then she's like, well, you don't know
The best is when they fight in between them
And I don't understand
I mean, they should give us a show
But there would never be
Five white guys on a panel just talking
Stupid shit
That's all it is
Yeah, besides this
But on ABC or NBC
Yeah, no
Especially during the day
They try it with football on Sundays
And they can pay millions of dollars to do it
Joy Behar, she's a cock for the system
Oh, it's ridiculous
It's ridiculous, talk about
What is it, propaganda, I would say
It's not even propaganda, it's stupidity
It's ridiculous, they're awful
It's horrible
It's horrible, dude
They're trying to shape people's minds
And opinions and everyone watches it
She's an attorney?
Yes, the dumbest of boxers
She's a licensed watcher
I don't know who the hell she's an attorney
They're for all backwards that shit
All this shit that's coming from the opposite
They're all for it
AOC with her titties
She's not that hot
I didn't say she was hot, I said her titties
That's all I said
I just like the bank, because she's so dumb
Yeah, exactly, she's a dumbest of boxers
She had that statement about guns
The constitution
Right, the backward ass shit
They're always talking about
She was questioning the
Border guy, he's like
Would you arrest parents, like take parents
Waverness, he's like, well when there's
DUI and there's a drunk parent
We separate the parents and the kids
When there's abusive fatherness and we separate the kids
If somebody comes over to border illegally
We separate the kids
Oh my god
That's why we're talking about it
Cause that's all it is
We need these kids
The border crisis is about child trafficking
Number two, it's about
Getting votes for the democrats
That's all it is, the agenda
Is laid out for us
It's the same argument they had before
The other election they had, remember
And Trump and him, then Trump closed the border
And then Biden wins and he opens the border
And it just pissed me off that they're having the same fight
We also have to remember that
If there's any kind of country at all
Why the fuck are they having the same argument here
Under Obama
The most stringent strict
Border control, Obama
Was shipping these people back
They weren't the 40 people
That's fine too, right, there you go
But now they're up on stage
With this guy
It's all wrong dude
He's got three rapists on stage
It's completely wrong
He doesn't even say anything about it
Like it's not even happening
The president guy, you know what I mean
Which one? The old fellow
That doesn't say anything
Yeah, Biden, he doesn't
They don't talk about the border thing
He doesn't say anything about it at all
Like it's not even happening
What flavor of ice cream do they have?
Oh my god, the inflation is so bad
My ice cream bars are up to nothing
Alright there sleepy Joe
He can sneak his anox into his ice cream
The whole thing is nuts man
The whole thing is
It's like a bad movie
I was thinking about this the other day
I really think that
In my life
This is the most evilest timeline
Ever
I really do think that is because
Seriously, like, okay
San Francisco admits that they're doing cloud manipulation
The E
The what do you call it, Dubai
And all those countries
Yeah, they already
Okay, that's widely known everywhere
And then Bill Gates comes into the mix
With, you get it
You know what I mean, you get a jab to the left
You know what I'm saying
Everything, they just want
To destroy us
Yes, yes they do, yes
And honestly, why do you think they're letting
All these diseases back in the country
Like TB and measles
Because Bill Gates is a chemical warfare
Oh no, all you know, much money he'll make
From giving more people vaccines
With the Fauci
This freaking guy
He should be dragged in the street
And hung in front of everybody
My buddy, he's, you know, 70 years old
His brother just got TB
And he's like, you know, I was vaccinated
Back in the day, we're like, well
We're finding that it doesn't last
As long as it doesn't last your entire life
So all of a sudden you get older now
Now you can get TB again
So all of a sudden now
There's gonna be a lot of old people that are gonna start getting these diseases
Every time I used to go to treatment
And detox, they would give me a TB test
Yeah, yeah, they still have to take them in
They go above the skin
Above the muscle, and then they make a bump
And then if it doesn't
It does bump, yeah
So I know I've had multiple TB tests
So am I
So um
I'll do a test, I just got Michael
I'll do something now
Gays hell
I'm gonna do an AZT for me
He's like, I started making AZT smoothies
It's all fruits in there
Here you go, fruitcake
Oh, look at you
Building off my jokes
I should charge you for that
I didn't build off anything
What the hell, you passed me a cash ball
What are you talking about? That thing's Johnny Cash, dude
I'll smoke it
Whoa, Johnny Cash
Yeah, pass it back
I already did smoke it
Okay, so here we go
My tiny home theory
Clou Schwab, WF, WHO
WF, WHO
They are normalizing
Us buying
Oh, you got people can't afford houses
So let's buy this
1500 square foot house
Or 1000 square foot house
And this is what you'll have and you'll like it
Because you can't afford a regular house
So we're gonna cram you in this little space
And we're gonna make TV shows about it
To normalize it
Isn't this so cozy?
My shitter's right next to my kitchen sink
Oh, it's horrible, I had an apartment like that
It's awful, I couldn't stand it
The bathroom, the washer, dryer
Think about this, they're normalizing this stuff
They're making
They slowly indoctrinate us
Through the media to accept this as a norm
Right, exactly
To think it's great
Well, it's not even great
This is all you can afford
This is your only option
What you said
I want to get one of those big pipe
A tube
Like a sewer, a big giant pipe
Oh, you have big round pipe
We're gonna just cap off the ends, put a door
Or even a door on each end and make that
The trailer thing, put on a trailer
And have that your home
You do not understand construction
It's fine, put a flat floor in it
I'm gonna put myself in two capped
Ends and try to get oxygen
No, let me get door and windows and shit
I mean, it's not gonna be, you know, what do you think
It's gonna be like
That's what's gonna be made
That's going to be a diamond fixation
We don't have to have no vision
We're talking about not knowing about construction
Right, exactly, it's gonna be a home
It'll be a home
It's gonna be a sewer home
It'll be on a trailer, it'll be on a trailer, you drive around
Now it's a trailer
The weaning will be without the curving
Oh, down and forth, I mean
You're just keeping me softballed
You know what I mean, you know, the weaning
You just sitting on that curved tip
Alright, dude, never mind
Right
Forget it, dude
Go back to your tiny fucking house
Go back to my tiny house
Go sit in your tiny home
But isn't that funny though, they try to normalize these
Right, it sure is
I'm ready to get one
I want to build something and haul it around
I'll leave one of those
You can haul them around
Yeah, you can actually
Yeah, they can't be that wide
Right, that's how I want to get to two
That's how I want to do it
But the other thing you have one of those little trailers
Those teardrop one-man little, you see those castles
Air-conditioned one, of course
Those are awesome man
They're the suicide
It's kind of like, jeez, this is what you live in, dude
We know you have a full-cut-sy-rock
That's a fucking backpack for crying out loud
I'm totally for bigger women
So she's got her right up front with you
No, I love you, bro
You don't want to throw the trailer off
No, I don't have any women at all
No, but I heard
I heard they like finding people with those
Because
Can I get that Larry or what?
There's nothing in it, according to you
Down here, please
Oh man
You didn't even give me one
What are you saying, man?
I didn't even pack it for you
You didn't even pack it
You packed it for me and then you hit it
So quit whacking that thing, man
Really?
Well, it has to be whacked
It has to be whacked!
You're gonna go blind
I got to whack it
If I don't whack it
Ah, fuck
I think there's videos on like YouTube
Where like the boys sitting there playing underneath the covers
And the mom walks
Oh shit, man
Oh mom!
I'm just wrecking my meat
Sorry, Junior
Have you ever walked into their car?
I got another story
First to talk about
Oh, shizer
Holy, cranky, thank you, Donnie
Man, so
You wanna hear something crazy?
I don't know what to say
So there was a science experiment
It was called Universe 24
Or 25
It was a rodent experiment
Showed that even with abundant food and water
Personal space is essential to the
Prevent of societal collapse
So they took all these rats
And they put it in the space
Okay?
And eventually
The hierarchy broke down
And here's a picture
There's a picture of the rat enclosure
There were sons on each other
2200 mice
It says mice, but I thought it was rats
But basically
They turned into rats
What happened was society broke down
When they were only given so much space
And this guy is proven
Now they wanna build, we saw that thing about Saudi Arabia
Right? Where they wanna build that city
They're already building it
Now they've decided that it's only gonna be
I think like 15 or 20 miles
Right, always was gonna be just that
The line was gonna be 152 miles
Oh, was it? Was it? Yeah
Here's something I noticed, just check this out
So I was in Florida
We're hanging out with these people
And I'm like, let's get some dope
We gotta go to the projects
And I'm like, okay
When are we gonna get there?
And this girl's like, we're here already
And I didn't realize it because
They have everything in like one
It wasn't buildings, yeah
One story tall, but just spread out
They weren't stacked up
So everyone was it as crazy
As it was like going to the projects here
Yeah, let me tell you
Miami's crazy, you know
When you stack fuckers up
It makes you crazy
I think when you spread them out, it makes you crazy
No, man, I didn't even realize
I was in the projects, dude
Everyone was polite
They're stacked up
I don't want to say what the girl said
Down the hallway up the house black
The noise from the neighbors
The stacking is way more tightness
I don't want to say what this is
That's why, because you're in the city
You go out to the projects in New York
But from style, you go to all these places
Again, no vision misses the point
Talking about it, just name places
You're right
Yeah, it's a nightmare
This girl, you know
They were driving by
There would be fires coming out
During the winter
Because their heat was shut off
They would take 50 gallons
There were multiple instances of
In the projects, they would start fires
And they would barbecue in the kitchen
Or the bathroom
And everybody would die from carbon monoxide
Or they would start fires
And remember when they had it on 290
Those buildings, the last project buildings
You could see the burn marks going from
Level to the next level
No, that was
What happened with that is when the fire
Would start, man
No, they didn't start a fire with a barrel
It was a unit cause on fire
They were cooking
Or keeping the heat in their apartment
With a barrel fire
Not necessarily
You don't know how the f**king long after
Yes, they actually had
They were cooking in the bathrooms
Yeah, was it in the bath tubs
Yeah, they really weren't
I know, I'm aware of that
So they might just say, I don't know, Sucker
Man, you're very aggressive today
Man, f**k you
Seriously, f**k that
You're very aggressive
He couldn't say, no I'm not
He comes up with more pressure
I was quite surprised how big they are
And they're f**king all concrete
They're all concrete, everything was concrete
Yeah, cause they were
Yeah, but guess what you know
That hot, it doesn't melt
I mean, the Cabrini Green
Was not 9-11
But the thing about these pears was
It had no walls, it was actually
Cinderbrock walls
They were laughing at these units
Never drywall up on them
That would get destroyed, they would
Yeah, I guess it would, right
I've seen it where they f**king would
Bust a hole in the wall
In the kitchen
Where the f**king phone would be
And use the other purple pears
Oh no, they would do that with drug spots
And they would do that with
They'd been doing that forever
Just to share phones and shares
It's not a drug spot
The walls were cinderblock
Living room walls were all
All cinderblock, everything was cinderblock
I thought they shouldn't have any walls in a unit
That's how good we never get rid of the roaches
It's living that cinderblock
When they would, in Cabrini Green
What they would do is there would be two entraces
And then the gangs would
Put metal plates over the doors and weld it
So there was one way in
And one way out for the cabs
And they have to get to the 30th floor
Because they would drop a bucket with drugs
You know what I mean?
Yeah, so by the time you get it, it's the
Neato Brown stuff, you know what I mean?
What do you call it? Well the cops would never even go there
Anyways, no they would
But they would make it past the first floor
They would shut the elevator down
Oh yeah, they would do
Oh they weren't stupid
No, they weren't stupid, yeah
But when you're making a million dollars
I wish my dad was here because
Did he tell the story about
How he sold insurance door to door
Cabrini Green
Man, yeah
I don't think so
I tried to get him on today
And he's like, man, I don't feel good
Selling insurance at Cabrini Green
Yeah, come on
The payments would be
Like 11 cents
That is an oxymoron right there
Wow
He said the kids would run from one
Thing to the next
And it was a
Life insurance
15
Hey Larry, life insurance?
I don't know exactly what kind
Come on, that's a great scam
It wasn't life insurance
But the payments were cheap
That would be a bit of a fun
To get going in the hood and sell life insurance
But dude, back in the day
You could fucking
It wasn't like it is now
Yeah, it was all paper receipts
And bullshit like that
Well no, a white guy could go door to door
And whatever floor
And fucking knock on the door
Yeah, because they don't want to kill him, it's bad for business
You don't kill a white guy in the hood
Well dude, whatever, tell them know it all
Anything
We used to work in the south side
Man, we used to pay one of the black guys
To watch our car, every day
Our tools when we were in town
We would just get 10 bucks a day
15 bucks a day to watch
Hey Mark, how about
When we were on the west side
In Atlanta
Mike Schmidt, the dudes that were
Hanging with the older guys
The ribs and the store and the IVs
Wait, but just stop, alright?
Just tell them Joe
The kids that were with him
Make a stupid fucking
Turn and they get pulled over
So they get taken to jail
Because of course nobody has a license
And so now
We're walking around and we got a quarter pound
Of weed
This big black dude sees us
And we're on Harrison and
I don't know what the fuck it was
It was just all the walls
Saturday afternoon, it's all shopping
And some big black guys like you guys
You look like you need some help
We're on here, I'm a fucking
Get you high if you just hang out
He's like, oh yeah
And he's like, I'll protect you until your friends come back
I don't care, and this is this
Big motherfucker
We were there getting fake IDs that said
We were 18 so we could play in the bar
Yes, yes, I think
That guy would work there or something
We were fucking kids
I had the garage behind the back
I'm hunting the garage and smoke pot
And I'm here
I actually protected
And we smoked pot back there
But then there was a dude making ribs
Dude in the corner
And I was like, oh, you know
Fucking delicious too, man
It was pretty cool, but it was weird
And then finally they came back
Yeah, hours later, hours later
And so maybe it was cool
So we just party with this big black dude
We got our fake IDs
And everything was cool
And finally because it was like
My brother looked like he was about 9 years old
And said he was 18
Yeah, at least 11
He was probably 11 years old, right?
Right, maybe 12 when we went
We were playing in bars and my mom and dad are like
You know what, I'm not going to all these fucking gigs all night
That's what you had to get out of this
Because we were already wanting to drink and party
And we were kids really
And fucking they're like, no, we're not doing this
And so we went and got these IDs
And said, we had to be 18
So we're all 18
No, everyone looks totally
A different age, but we're all 18
Yeah
And you know what though
They accepted on these
Nices didn't give a fuck
That's classic
Because my mom and dad would have to go otherwise
They'd be like, look
You guys are kids
Your parents have to be here
No, we're adults now, we're 18
The next week we're 18
Rod Berkney
Everybody comes back the next week
Speaking of Epstein Island
You see Disney bought Epstein Island
Oh, I thought they are
Really?
Is that true or no?
No, I don't think that's true because
I read this months ago
Since it already has a tunnel system
Right, to Disney
They got their summaries from
20,000 meters actually do go
They can fucking make a tunnel
They got money
Of course they can
I'm gonna do
Three Stooges and Snap All Three
Of course they can
Disney has underwater tunnel money
Did any of you ever hear of the
It was on the old days, it was called Pleasure Island
You ever hear of this?
It was for the adults
It was an island, you ever go there?
No, it wasn't an island
It wasn't an island
It was an area
Fuck man, I just want to tell you what happened there
I know the facts
I know shit man, it's like an island
It wasn't an island
It's an island full of bugs
Tell him what I did
Tell him what I fucking did
It was called Pleasure Island
Now you can go
No, it doesn't
It was called Pleasure Island
As far as fucking
You see, I can't do this with him because I can't
Well wait
I don't want to hear the story
I know, you think I didn't
You think I didn't have
Hey, you think I didn't have more that went along with
What I was saying
Everybody pry all our needles, I'll stab you all that want
The fact that the fact that I was
I don't really follow it that much
But just a child, whatever
Disney, you know, it holds some family entertainment
As far as I always was concerned
As far as I knew
It has a pleasure, right? Yeah, until I went to
This place
All cars of just
Complete and other alcoholic
Dabachery, it was amazing
I've seen videos
Yeah, I saw the old school videos
Family out the window
Holds them out the window
Disney, oh my, that was like wow
I couldn't believe there was
Anything to do with any of this at all
I could shut down after
It was incredible
Hey, not on kids' throats
No, no
Thursday nights was employee night
If you worked for Disney, you could go there
For free on Thursday nights
Because they told us go on Thursday nights
Because it's best night to go
Because, hey
Tequila bottle
And everybody
Fuckin' staggerin' drunk
Driving out of the place
Thursday nights, dude
Anyplace near that, fuckin' I'm telling you
I want to rewind to the 80s, man
I was in shock how drunk
Children were
I believe it
Over a thousand children to Epstein's Island
For scuba lessons
That's the story we should talk about
We talk about adults in Disney World
Being debauchers
Where were their children
All they were doing
Employees' children
Can go free if they are
Allowed to be a lot molested
They disappeared off the island
Full baby-sig your children
When you go to pleasure on them
You guys go fuck and do whatever
Weird swing or shit you want to do
We're gonna molest the shit out of you
We're gonna drug them
And we're gonna give them something
And memory will be fucking thick
We did that, there was a little playroom
For children
And the parents would do something
We had to stay in a little area with the kids
And yeah, it was like one of those
Miners for not beating them
We weren't molested by
No, I didn't molest them but it was really
Super surreal
So he got drunk
Just like I said
The place was real down
Down
You too
You guys were having a conversation
Maybe I did get drunk
Now that you think about it
Because last time I remember
I was watching cartoons and they had
A little thing
A little, little bit
I wasn't a teenager
I was still in school in Elgin
No, I don't
I was before fifth grade
I was before fifth grade, I know that
So it was fourth or fifth grade most
So you were like 12
Yeah, after that
Fourth or fifth grade
How many times are you gonna give hell back?
Yeah, only once and that was
After fifth grade
My friends kids gonna be 13 and fourth grade
Your friends kid
Six fifth grade, 16th, sophomore
Fifth grade
Thirteen fifth grade
We got it
For kids all colorful and funny shapes
And then next thing you know
Super Disney shit
We got like that with the whole thing
Next thing you know
They drive it slow down
Larry White
I got drunk
Next thing I knew
Just like he said
Next thing I knew
I was drunk
Check this out
I was watching cartoons and a thing
I just said this, that's what they do
They take the parents, they distract them
And they drug the kids
In Disney World Land
Now he's having a time loss of time
Yeah, that's a fucking time
In Florida? Did you see F-Cat?
Yeah, it was just being built
But now I'm not your good mother so you weren't
Is this like the word of parents
We saved the hotel
The train goes through the hotel
It was first there, we were one of the first
You wake up and you're all hasted out in the hotel room
What are you telling
His story
It's happening to him too probably
That's what I'm saying
You gotta know how Joe works
What he's really doing is
It's him and he's just trying to make it look like you
But it's really him
That's what we're calling the industry
He took me all to figure out but I got it
Anyways
Yeah, so that's what happened
No, I wasn't sexually molested
They were getting it
He was one of the ugly ones
But he got drugged though
Sure they got it drugged everyone
First of all, what's his little brother and sister gonna say?
Only one kid has
You really want to get that dark Larry?
The one time I went there
They didn't ask him to fix an outlet
Let me tell you
I was tripping when I was older
He was drunk so he doesn't know
We went again and I was older
And I was smoking weed by now
Of course I was with my parents
Much older, I had wanted to weed
He was eight
I found weed on the beach
I saw something drop off
Someone's bag that was coming up the beach
And
Actually what that means is
He was going through someone's bag
I was walking out towards the beach
And I swear to God I saw something fall
There was something fall behind him
I was getting
And I walked along, I wasn't sure enough
He finds a lot of food
That's awesome
But I wasn't looking for weed
I had my hand in these people's pockets
And I found this wall
Don Fennon
And what do you know
If you're ever in Vegas
And you want to get high
And there's always balls
When people leave and go to the airport
And they leave their balls
All the time
I know Mary got like five balls
Who knows what the fuck they were smoking
You might want to wipe it off
I'm worried about the wipe the mouth
Particularly the neck
Whatever you want
You care
I do care
I'm with my family at Disney World
Three hits of biker train
I was smoking cray
I got my fucking dong out at the pool
And it's like
I probably shouldn't say this
It's acceptable
What's that Larry? Nothing
He had a thought
But I was like
What time do we have later
Because this thing about
Picking up a ball
It reminded me of another story
But I can't say it because
It involves the police
And I still have a restraining order
Against people
Yeah you laughed
See
It's something different
It's not good though
Yeah I mean it doesn't sound great
It's not sausages and rainbows
Especially why you telling us
This is on the podcast
I could tell you
I don't know these people that pick me up down the street
Yeah
What's wrong with your story?
I'm not the man
But yeah that's what they do man
They distract the parents with sex
And fun and alcohol
I don't know about sex and fun
They probably have people that work there
That act as married couples
Hey let's trade
Yeah someone's gotta be the kind
To win between everybody
If they were smart that's what they'd be doing
I guarantee they'd be smart
The kids are getting more money than you
They don't even have to do that though
Even if it's just going out for dinner
Someone's gotta watch your kids
So hey watch your kids while you
Go on this excursion
And take this fiery trip around
And don't matter what they're doing
They're like the kids
Best case scenario
They're just ignoring and neglecting
Right
And probably are even
They're looking to get rid of their kids
Oh yeah
They snatched out of the room
They gave her away
They gave the kid away
They gave the kid away, it was too mysterious
They couldn't find nothing, the kid just
Disappeared as obvious, the parents had something to do with it
You think the parents gave
Well how else did it happen
There's no other way, they must have known about it
They left the kids alone
They knew
They made it seem like they were only
Feet from the kids though
Like they're eating dinner on the beach
There's something in the hotel room
I don't know, that's the way I understand
Usually there's always a camera
I know
Just be right in front of the hotel
And so it was two kids
I think 53 it said
So you mean you think
53, you just looked at it
What do you need a break
What are you, Josh, Ty, are you going to break or something
I'm just trying to be tolerant
Underage women on the corner
She's 19
Alright Larry, you can't even see a foot in front of you
It's all camera
19 inches tall maybe
That's all that matters
Yeah man
Hey
19 inches is a bag
Besides the bag Larry needs to stuff her into
Oh man
The guttural response
Oh man
Tapping into my eyes
So yeah, you know
Time
I said motherfucker
What did I say
I said something to sound
I think it's 53
And then I looked again
And I said something again didn't I
I don't think you did
Yeah he looked
3 times fuck man
Is it so important
Is it important how long we just rant and read
54 minutes motherfucker
So how was it 53
53 earlier
This is what you guys do on Friday night
It was 53 earlier
I'm not asking again
This guy's making up numbers
We've been out for hours
You're definitely not in numbers man
You and Dave could not hang out
It's embarrassing
He wasn't there this week was he
No, he was there Monday
No, he was there Monday wasn't he
Oh yeah maybe it was
The brothers of the Shekel had to meet
He's working
The second students
Yeah we're only a couple of ways from our first one
What's that
We're only a couple of
That's what I wanted to say when I get my promotion
I want to call it my Shekel promotion
Brother
I'm gonna get a belt
Man, you're a Shekel
Man, you're a Shekel David's on it all the way around
Come on really
You are not, is that what they give you
Oh what the hell are you doing
All over the amp man
Man party
Well I don't know what to wipe it up with
Dude it's my amp
Alright, okay let's end this
There's a toilet paper here
Don't worry about it, don't waste solid toilet paper
Don't waste it on the back
Don't waste the toilet paper, what do you have to
We'll find a paper towel in a minute
It'll soak in a couple hours
It's chaos, it's just broken out
It's vinyl, it's plastic
It's a fake gem over
It'll turn the glue in
It'll soak into the bottom of the screen
Oh my god
Maybe Jim will wipe
Maybe he'll wipe it up
That's a good idea
Maybe he'll wipe it out
Maybe he's got some power or something
Externum
Slave will clean it up
It might activate the voodoo
Yeah, he gets a little taste of beer
Where did you get it?
In the Marilana
It's from the king
That's what we need to do
Is give him a little roach
Don't even joke around like that
What?
We're gonna put him in your
That's our
He's gonna start popping up everywhere
We'll do like a godfather
Put that in his bed
Voodoo Jim
Oh my god, it's voodoo Jim
How do you know Jim?
Because I can see him smiling in the dark
Oh
That's a good idea
Oh man
That was not enough
I'm not needed
Oh boy
I'll tell you Jim
I think that thing should be in the foreground
No, it should not and let's stop talking about it
You should show it
It's definitely not a centerpiece for the body
I'll tell you what
He's Greek
I'm gonna give a shout out to my friend
If you're listening up there
He's dead for it
Because every time I say crazy shit
Someone's like oh my god
Where'd you get this
It's usually from Tom
Like that makes it better
It does
It still picks it up
You think you would have made some joints
If you're coming fucking to glam onto the podcast
I know
Man, he just showed up
He's doing very flip-flops
It's like the blase over here
I'm having a nice flip-flop
Huh?
What did I do?
He's in my driveway and he wants to come in
He doesn't tell me, but if you're coming
You might as well roll joints
Yeah, well he knew he was coming here
I just didn't know
See, nice
Smoking one of these
Smoking joints
Oops
I don't have any joints
Alright, let's dwindle this bitch out
Yeah, it's been a while
You're dwindled
I said let's dwindle it
I mean you shut it off, like I thought you shut it off half hour ago, right?
Ha ha ha
Don't worry
We're gonna start it
The Homeland Security
You'll be visited by the local authority
Oh please, bring them on
What are you gonna think about it
Homeland security
Yeah, exactly
What would you rather have
The goodwill be a rest of you
Would you rather have
A fat African American male
Search you at TSA
Or get face kicked with the wolf hoof
Well I've already had the fat
African American
Searching at TSA
I mean I'm talking about
He's looking for contraband
I mean
Wolf hoof to the face
Or TSA contraband
Yeah, I can't wait to see this
Wolf hoof
It's right there
I see it right now
You wanna see the wolf hoof?
No, it's a rather stink
No, it's fine
I took a shot at it
There's all the nails in this
He's got a freaking freak shit
The nails
He's not gonna stop
He pushed all his toes together and makes a swastika
Ha ha ha
I'm gonna put a high offers on it
But it's really nothing
High offers
Dude, you should do footpicks
Footpicks
Only fans
You should do those videos where they scrape the horse hoof
Maybe we'll see where they hit
Let's put that in
Oh god
I love it
It's bad
You don't wanna fucking
I would shot
This season is fucking horrible
What's that?
I'm seeing
Sometimes I'm like, are you sure it's sick?
You think it's already warm enough
To be wearing sandals?
Look at this guy
Well you know why
He runs ass
He's a love machine
I need to be
Does he have to bag it up when he goes in the pool?
No
He lets everyone get sick
He rubs it on the side
He's like a dog
Scratching his ass up
He rubs it in the grass
And then on the concrete
He just grinds it down
He's just grinding it behind
Dude, you know what we should do?
We should take him to get a pedicure
Ha ha ha
No no no
That's a good idea
Take off the socks
Is it here Charlie?
You just record what they say
You have to bring all the equipment
You need to buy tools
I can do that
You have to play for tools
That would be funny
We all take our shoes off
And shit first
What are you goat?
Ha ha ha
Just a guy with an animal
We should see this thing too
Man if he kicked you in the throat
Slick your fucking aorta
It's like a bit
By a Komodo dragon
Yeah kind of
All the criteria kills you
You can't resign a dog
He's an animal
He looks like crocodile
It's thrice
The Russian crocodile
Were you shooting crocodile?
No not me, no
He's just pooping it
I'm quite sure it was a shooting crocodile
Alright now on that note
Shoot no crocodile
Love God, thank you God
Let's close this thing out
Were you shooting shit into your foot though?
No no I never shot that little bit
Give me the dates not over
I don't know what I'm saying
What I had to do was I'd line up
10 needles
This is a guy
Push one down every time when the cops pull him over
Hey you've been doing it ever when buddy
Nah nothing
I've done it a little bit
I never
I've done it a little bit
You don't know what's going on
He goes to the bullpen for one day
He comes out and he's fine
Yeah
Man
A little bit
Love you guys
I love you guys man
I love you guys a lot
Thank my fighting boys man
I fight with these guys
Everybody should be trained
Except Larry
Yeah Larry likes to get a train pulled out
If David Boystown is the caboose
I got a one
That's right the one at the end
I'm done fucked
The last guy not done fucked
The engine is the little engine that could be
Larry's more advanced than us
Is that closed?
Is that water back there?
Is that open?
Yeah you know what?
More advanced than stages of osteoporosis
Thank you
Dude I can't breathe
I'm gonna fucking die
You smoked nine bongs during the show
I don't know why I can't breathe
I'm gonna say
That was your first time during training did you?
Yeah you were sitting down like a Sally
I couldn't fall
I was gonna die
I was gonna say
Where are you going?
We're off right?
Don't be asking for water
And then think that you're off the clock
I thought we were done
Shit you could drink out of the toilet if we were done
That's what I'm glad this was here
I wouldn't have seen it
The thot and form
Oh man this guy
You used to drive on the toilet
I mean okay you're gonna let me
I tried to defend you
Don't worry guy
You fucking joke
I had to you know
They're not seeing me look out of the toilet
He doesn't get jokes this guy
He thinks only his shit is funny
Who's that?
Needles
Who's that?
You
I'm not a very funny person
Funny looking
Oh my god
That one hurt right now
Oh my god
That's like a second or third degree burn
So I wanna
That's like you know a checklist one there
A few because I need you to laugh right there
What is wrong?
I didn't hear what you said
I was just thinking of that
I was thinking of what I was saying
I wanna say to you guys
Veterinary and automotive
For the new
I don't know maybe this week
We'll be able to tell that we look a lot brighter
We're not so like in the dark
Yeah
Well I was at Tom's clinic for past two weeks
Because I had to tea him on a tickle
I thought it was yellow fever but
And Kiki made
So many
He can track you through his bum hole
Kiki made so many visits they gave us a couple of
Punch cards
Light bulbs
They gave
We switched from typical
Iridescent to LED now
Thank you Tom's
If you've been hanging out with hippies
And your wieners a little drippy
All the time on the free clinic
Does he have veterinary services?
Yes he does
Down in Fort St
That is such a coincidence that you say that
Why would you have
And automotive
I shall say
I'm going to buy a new place
She'll say someone was murdered in it
But he wants to turn it into a dentist's office
Teeth are worth a lot of money nowadays
Alright cool
We love you guys
And it's kind of nice though
You're just going to keep going
I'm trying to stand up here
It's time son
Freaking gay Charles over here
He won't say it
Was it time son
What?
Time son became a dentist right?
No we never talked about time's lineage before
Why the fuck is he opening up
A fucking dental place then
Does he make it a lot
Is he a dentist?
How do you open a dentist if you're not a dentist?
This is when you end it
Is time a dentist first off?
No I think his son is becoming a dentist
He's not even a veterinarian
So how do you open a dental office if you're not a dentist?
Because he owns a car shop
He's not even a veterinarian
Because he owns a car shop
He's a mechanic
So he must open a dentist office
He's also a doctor though
He became a doctor in India
Okay let me know
We're not talking about the same time I know
He's a heartburn barrier
What are you talking about?
But he went to India to become a doctor
How have you and I been doing these commercials
And you didn't even know who I was
How many times have you been at times
I've been there I know the guy
I thought that really was a person
I thought I'd better stand up a little bit
My legs are getting numb
My feet are falling asleep
The wolf hoes you know
We've got circulation
We're getting infected
Alright can we please
On this fucker now
Okay man thank you
I want to say thank you to everybody for tuning in man
Because this is a fun program man
And what's wrong with you
Yeah
Up your meds a little bit
I want to shout out
I know who's listening
I want to shout out to Sherry
I want to shout out Leonard
And I want to shout out
So wait and wrestle you baby
Who's the other person that's always
Matt you're gay
Mr. X we love you
Still not over I thought you were fucking over
Chris, Edrich
I hope you get better man
He's good
Ross man there's a lot of chemtrails
Up by your joint that you're in
Picture of it is crazy
Not even clouds just chemtrails
And I want to say this is the second eclipse
I looked right directly into
And I'm fine
The glasses he's wearing now
Alright gay charo
Cameras over there
He's talking
You can look into a clip no problem
What are you doing
You're a fucking animal
What's the on camera
Just please end this horseshow
Oh was I? Oh my god
Turn that off
Yeah thank you
I didn't know shit you asshole
Why didn't you say something
Okay now I'm showing it off
You're still on