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This stuff is funny. Okay time to get ready for Larry Needle show

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Hey, thank you for tuning into the Larry Needle show I'm Larry

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That's needles. That's I got looking for hams. That's Kiki. We got Mary on the God Mike

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And this is the Wednesday show, so we're a lot more fucked up than we were on that Friday show

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We're talking about okay, we're talking about this karate school we go to and the people there are pretty cool and

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So she's only 20 the girl that runs it is only 20 and you won't get okay

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She's cool as fuck and I thought she was older and then do you have to call him master Nelson? I don't know we do

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I do I don't I do I call him yes. Is that why he

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No, I don't respect yeah, I don't know I don't respect you but I know I could kill me one kid and white guy say

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Well this master

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The guy I dream he would have killed her that guy went to space come on

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I mean what kind of sigh opposite

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Skill of this oh he owns the clubs. Yeah, he owns the joint he owns place in Aurora Bartlett

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They were yes, it's called National Karate

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School or something and he fucking moved from Minnesota not even Minneapolis or St. Paul

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But like I mean you just said the state you didn't say where he moved from

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No, I'm not saying where he's from because I don't know the town he's from he told me

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But I forgot but he's not from the town where Mike when dull had his bar

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But he knows where that's at and he moved down here strictly to open these karate schools

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somebody in Michigan

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I'm a little bit of a dog. Yeah, exactly fly by now

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here right and he's from a small town in

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Minnesota and he couldn't believe the fucking crooked politicians and how the shit worked

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Right because he's buying property or you know renting property

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Putting up these schools and now he sees how these guys are like you can't put up the sign

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Unless my cousin's winning does it or something

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I mean shit like that. He was running into me. It's like welcome to Chicago. I mean a sign. That's kind of weird

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Well, no, I'm just saying whatever thing was going on

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Remember the story

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No, yeah

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We were trying to open up. They're trying to get the final inspection

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Approved right and then the one inspector wouldn't inspect this or wouldn't approve of a sign and well

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We gave them everything they wanted. He's just back to the side. So I'm not crazy

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Yeah, so and then he got a call from a guy or no the inspector something gave him a card of a sign guy

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So you're a call this guy up. Yeah, my brother. Yeah, I think it was a brother in law

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The guys like well here. Let me take your prints. I'll give him to the you know, I'll give

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And then all of a sudden it got approved

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All right, okay, I see how this shit works. Yeah, you gotta grease some wheels. Yes. Yes, but yeah, that's not how it should be

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obvious not even Chicago he was in

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But I deal with in the city outright you could be outside the city limits

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I work if you were in a good, you know close distance

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We are a commercial electrician I deal with inspectors, you know, you know how it is and well, they don't take payoffs

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No, not the ones I've some of them. No, no, no, no listen

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They did but they all fucking got some of them are very lax today's job

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Some of them are real serious and some don't care. They are connected to get that job

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Well, but no some more third party also they hire them out of district. Oh, no shit. Yeah, so but also a lot of those people are

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Not very skilled in what they do. Yeah, they don't even know what the fuck they're doing and they're the inspector

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Shouldn't the inspector know every aspect of every job that goes into the fucking job?

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Well, it depends what they're inspecting. Yes, if you do them plumbing, they gotta be specific. They gotta be

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Slab if you're doing candy. Yeah, they're all specific. There's a lot to know

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I mean, it's like the band leader at the high school

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This fucking guy could play all the instruments because he teaches the lessons to all the kids during the day

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Before the band gets together, you know, I think the boss should know every aspect

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Well, but these are that's what I think

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It's the construction is a lot different

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Yeah, well, there's a master everything and know the code for everything. Yeah, the code is the problem

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Yeah, that's the thing the protection code for every aspect that goes into every inch of a building

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It's because they're coming up with new codes every year because they got an amendment

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You got to make it seem like they're doing something you know

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No, no, it's all it's all boils down the politics and then counties make their own shit

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And you know if you fail an inspection, you got to pay a certain amount of dollars

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Yeah, then they become consultants. Well, which is bullshit. Right. Here's what you got to do. Yeah, blah blah blah

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Well fucking pound sand

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They give you a blueprint just like anything, you know, you follow that blueprint you're gonna

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Some people don't like following the blueprint or don't know how to read them. Yeah and do whatever they want

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Yeah, how come he didn't use this how come he did this so wait one night speaking of blueprints. This is a great story

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You guys will love this. So we're sitting there smoking

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having fun my wife having fun my wife having fun

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Man Larry

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House who's been up for maybe like three days and

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We're leaving it's like fucking six in the morning and he goes hey I

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Got to go to a job right now and it's a big job and he pulls out on this dining room table this huge blueprint

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And he goes to me and Mary

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Do you guys know how to read blueprints and I go dude?

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I'm an idiot that's in a band and my wife is a lawyer

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You don't know how to read blueprints and you're going to the job right now. You've been up for fucking three days

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Are you fucking nuts?

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Yeah, my finish the job. Oh, he fucked it up so bad. No, he's not finished a job

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Sheep working literally walking out from literally partying all night and all day

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Fucking you guys not a read blueprints. I'm like dude. I'm not a fucking read. I don't know what the fuck

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He was like

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He had like bobcats and shit. I mean that's not exactly what he did. Here's what this guy did one time

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He's going around these people's house doing digging out some shit in their backyard of this bobcat

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And he goes hey, I really noticed I was fucking up the ladies lawn

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And I didn't want to make too deep of a rut in the in the one side

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So I started going around the other side of the house and they got really mad at me

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I'm like, so you fucked up both sides of their grass. You lay plywood down, but whatever

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One time I told him he goes this guy told me he thought I was trying to bamboozle him

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And I said dude bamboozle means you're giving him a great deal

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And I said you should tell all your customers you're gonna bamboozle

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Okay, oh jeez and then he comes back to me a few days later. Hey, man bamboozle don't mean what you said

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He's a fucking moron

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Yeah, and he owned these vehicles

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Yes, the first time Mary met him she said to me

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Man that guy's funny. Is he like a comedian or something? I go Mary. That's the real deal

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This fucking guy if he's if he's if he's faking it

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He hasn't broken character for the last 25 years

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And then she got to know him and said oh my god this fucking guy

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That's normal to him. Yeah, he's not trying to be funny. No, he's just not he was crazy. Well

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He was a nut

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He fucking got tricked by the feds to fly back from Florida

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Yeah, don't trust the feds ever to fucking cuz he got busted

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He made a deal with the feds. No man. He fucking he was gonna get busted for coke

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They see he this guy bought coke off of them

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Over and over and over and little quarter half grams grams eight balls

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How much the feds until they fucking had like a kilo

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Didn't do any of it and then and then he moves to Florida before they could bust them

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So now he's down there doing coke down there

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Yeah, I'm gonna go down there and they're like hey man

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Why don't you come back to

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Chicago for Christmas don't you want to visit your parents? Oh, yeah, that's a great idea

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These feds that he thought were his friends that you know would do coke white, you know, they'll shoot shit right in front of you and

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Their cops, you know just cuz they're getting high

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Don't mean you're not fucking did you read that thing about it?

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So they actually tricked him to come back from Florida cuz they didn't have the jurisdiction to bust him down there

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It was like some kind of fucking Illinois bullshit

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Yeah, and they fucking as soon as he walked out the plane at O'Hare boom bang done

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He fucking did like six or 12 years some crazy

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Got out and immediately start fucking selling blow again, I mean that's what they all do

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Remember those protests at the Keystone Pipeline? Yeah

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Did you read the article about how the FBI and the CIA infiltrated all these people? Oh really? No

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Yeah, they had plants in the crowd that were inciting this and they also

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Interjected them into hotel rooms into these groups. What it sounds about. Yeah, yeah, isn't that crazy?

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Yeah, people think that word safe from our government which were not no and we just talked about the

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Billery airport murder night. I mean come on you get shot in the face or whatever you want to do

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Yeah, they're not gonna get away with anything to keep doing America's taking away our freedom slowly one

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Not that small a minute time. Oh, they already have pretty quick lately. Yeah

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Well past few years ever since Biden's voted in all the problem is that a

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Million or how many votes did he get you know what I mean?

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100 million yeah, well first president Biden to get a hundred million votes. Oh, yeah

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Do we really I mean everybody

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Larry the man would voting is I'm no mathematician

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Account I'm no number of these new people though make them vote. Yeah

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It's better than hanging districts that they think oh, yeah

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No, it's not a lot of them. They want to raise they want to raise the electoral number there

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The hanging chance with the larry is but what's not hilarious is what Mary's talking about I figure out a way

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What's it?

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They bring these people in because now they have low-wage workers

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They can get them IDs where they can vote they can get the elect court electoral college number up and those raise the college number

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Even if they open the district yeah number more districts open the district up and they give more what they do is they count them on the

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Census even if they're not citizens and they can't vote in the electoral college still goes up

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Well, you know she give them guns though. That's what we should do

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Should give you what it is. Yeah, and I people don't realize how dangerous

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They're not part of what we

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They're Marxist

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Oh, no, we're coming in. Yeah, we're coming in right now refer to them as Democratic Party

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Refer to the people that are

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Crossing our border illegally as illegal aliens. We should say they're migrants per the UN so they get their money

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That's illegal motherfucking. Well, dude. Did you see you guys see Michigan has more?

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Registered voters that are actually eligible to be voters

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That's all numbers jiggling

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Like I mean we know talk knows this and then it still goes

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Oh, yeah, we know for sure that the machines are hooked up to the internet. Okay, we all know that and so

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But nobody stops it. Well. Yeah, that's a thing

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And everybody says something on us and okay, and then nothing changes. Yeah, it's the same story the next time

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Here we go

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Literally was at the voting booth the guy didn't go with the other lady. Yeah, take the bail now

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I don't know. Yeah, did go someone probably did go with her cuz

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She couldn't have

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So here's what happened is somebody that now this lady who appointed herself boss Trish

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Oh, okay. Let's give her address out next

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And who was supposed to have shit locked down who was bossing everybody around when it came time to fucking do it

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Somebody that wasn't planning on going with her that night like maybe that cute girl that we like

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Larius, yeah, and then a cold had to fucking go because those nachos you see get through one, right?

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I mean and then so now someone that didn't plan on going there later

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That has to get stuck doing that because the kid forgot and she didn't remind him and he's got a test the next morning

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And that's all he's thinking about he's a fucking senior high school. He doesn't know man. What are you doing?

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I'm just saying. Yeah, I know you are why are they using the person like that?

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Just a little he no, there's always usually a school

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A high school kid so they can learn about it. Yeah, they get credit and they usually don't give them that much responsibility

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But she was all bragging about the fact that he was 18 so he can fucking do everything

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So he can vote because she's a devil. She likes to rape children. We've had some that are 16

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17 and they just come and help and you don't let them do everything

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Yeah, you let them see what's going on

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It's inside. No, she was so happy that she could treat him like a like a worker that she treated him like a worker

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He moved all the city. She's like you're an adult now

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All the heavy big

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He moved all the fucking chairs

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Did all the fucking grunt work that a mule would do the minute?

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Oh, I was sitting by the box remember she kept saying Mary

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Do you want to come and work this machine and I said I'm okay and then a few minutes later Mary?

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I'm like, yeah, sure. I'll come but when lazy motherfucking when they got there

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The motherfucker was sleeping. She never won't say I'm not even kidding

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I'm gonna set them. Hey, do you want to do a different job? Oh no between 18 and 80?

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No, but don't crack exactly. I don't know how old this motherfucker. Oh, I mean did you have great

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They never asked my age or a little younger. She never asked him to get off his ass. Yeah, she knew the answer

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No, he was a fucking lazy motherfucking. He didn't do anything

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I hate to say I mean you hit

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He didn't work

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Racist terminology

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Understand it didn't earn it. I would like to say welcome to our new sponsor who

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Yes

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Much we don't want them yes, we're not Larry Finkel Larry Stinkle over here

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Get a range that

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See it's a shame what is no guys voluntary

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Oh, yeah, he was literally sleeping and he had his if you say something this motherfucker literally had two

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iPhones and there's signs everywhere and there's signs everywhere no cell phone

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So now you're telling the people that are coming in to vote they can't

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I mean it was ridiculous

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Super

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The motherfucker had him plugged in because the things were overheating

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Oh, yeah, when you're sitting watching it all day, I mean how many chicken wings did he know when he said I'll break your fingers

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I said, yeah

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Man, you know bring it a bad name. We came over and shit here junior

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He went home. He was I was working all day this white boy. I couldn't stand this motherfucker was a street dog

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He's saying right now

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Which is the furthest which is true. I mean your twink street. I'm a twink, but I'm still

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Whatever

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That's what happens man, that's why probably why I'm so mean to my band and I strap on the guitar

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It's like a strap

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Your fans are gonna be gay

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We're subliminally turning them gay

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No, no we're tracking gay guys. Oh, yeah, they spend money the Phenox do

215
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Battered

216
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Gay website

217
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He looks like the Barney rubble looks like he's been stopping that car

218
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No, they're not don't take them out right now, please don't

219
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Or

220
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my feet

221
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What?

222
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,120
Look at her.

223
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,120
The disdain on her face.

224
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She's like, I know you people and man I can't.

225
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,120
It's like you turn these microphones on and I'm with you guys all day.

226
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None of this is going on.

227
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The minute the mic is off.

228
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The mic's gone, we're all gay.

229
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Are you all turned into this?

230
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I love that.

231
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Do a stand-up routine.

232
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That's the name of the episode.

233
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When the mics turn on, we're gay.

234
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That's the episode.

235
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Come on Mary, make us laugh some more.

236
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,120
It's the truth though.

237
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,120
We sat here for an hour.

238
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They were real polite.

239
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,120
The camera comes on.

240
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,120
It was pretty funny.

241
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:09,120
Talking about your school was pretty funny.

242
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,120
Which school?

243
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,120
The Angerati school?

244
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,120
Yeah.

245
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,120
And so, Nankiki's doing electrical work there.

246
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,120
No, he already did it.

247
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,120
We did it.

248
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,120
We did it.

249
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,120
I said we did it.

250
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,120
He said we did it.

251
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,120
I didn't say we motherfucker.

252
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Get the wax out of here.

253
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One guy came in and just screamed over.

254
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:34,120
All right, yeah, this emergency light's bad.

255
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,120
We know.

256
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,120
What do you think we called you?

257
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,120
It's like, well, you got to, yeah, they just,

258
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,120
you didn't fix nothing, didn't do anything.

259
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,120
Electrician?

260
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,120
Well, it's not even, it was seat test.

261
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120
Maintenance people, they come and say,

262
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,120
well, yeah, that's why we called you.

263
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,120
It's bad.

264
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,120
He's like, well, yeah, it's bad.

265
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,120
It was a bug eye?

266
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And it was just ceiling tile on it.

267
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,120
It was a bug eye, like an old school bug eye.

268
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,120
But I'm the ceiling here.

269
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No, the battery was.

270
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On the wall.

271
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,120
Yeah, but the battery was probably dead.

272
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,120
Yeah, the motherfucker's burnt out.

273
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,120
The guy should have had a battery on him

274
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,120
at least put it in there.

275
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,120
But at the same time, I told the guy,

276
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,120
listen, battery, screw that, just change the whole thing out.

277
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,120
Well, that's what I did.

278
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,120
I'm like, listen, you can change the battery out.

279
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,120
I don't know if this thing's going to charge even charging that.

280
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,120
It's a little box and shit.

281
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It costs 15 bucks.

282
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,120
You go to home, people buy that, pitch install it.

283
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,120
Yeah.

284
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,120
What is it?

285
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,120
It's like an emergency light.

286
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,120
It's a power go.

287
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,120
It's a power go.

288
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,120
It was half spotlights, point of ways and shit.

289
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,120
So you have to have it.

290
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,120
So I replaced that and then I put a new outlet

291
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,120
and new receptacle in it.

292
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,120
So Larry turns it off.

293
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,120
Hang a TV up there.

294
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,120
They want to hang a flat screen TV.

295
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,120
Yeah, hang a flat screen TV.

296
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,120
They turn the lights off sometimes

297
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,120
so we get to grab a little ass.

298
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,120
The lights turn.

299
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,120
They turn the lights off.

300
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,120
They attack the women.

301
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,120
I make sure I'm on the side of the girls when it happens.

302
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,120
Larry, you got to stand over there.

303
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,120
He pours Taco Bell sauce on him.

304
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,120
He's like, Larry, what are you doing over there?

305
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,120
And I'm like, don't worry, dude.

306
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,120
I'm blending in with the girls.

307
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,120
Yeah.

308
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,120
He doesn't like it.

309
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,120
And I flip the lights off.

310
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,120
He's like, you want to smell my fingers?

311
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:10,120
No, that's what I tell these guys afterwards.

312
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,120
Smell my fingers.

313
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,120
Oh, man.

314
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,120
I can't believe the numbers.

315
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,120
Well, I believe the numbers man was having a hard time.

316
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,120
Yeah.

317
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,120
He said he was.

318
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,120
He said he's going on like 68 or something, 70.

319
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,120
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

320
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,120
He's only a year older than me.

321
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,120
Is he?

322
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,120
That's it?

323
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,120
Yeah.

324
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,120
He says that he's older.

325
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:32,120
He does seem like he's older because he could barely lift his fucking leg.

326
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,120
He's a numbers man.

327
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,120
Yeah.

328
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,120
I mean, he's, come on, listen, we all play with our life.

329
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,120
Yeah.

330
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,120
Yeah.

331
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,120
He's like, this Jewish guy that's like an accountant or something.

332
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,120
He wears the pie symbol that comes out.

333
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,120
I don't know if he'll touch me though, Mary.

334
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,120
It's not the star, but the other thing.

335
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,120
Mary does.

336
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,120
Mary puts it in his mouth.

337
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,120
Yeah.

338
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,120
I put it in my mouth.

339
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,120
You can tell he just took off his like suit pants socks.

340
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,120
Because he still got that.

341
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,120
His legs have dig deep dig ins of some kind of last-ever all day.

342
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,120
He takes apparatus or something, Judaism or something like that.

343
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,120
He does something else.

344
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,120
Oh, yeah.

345
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:10,120
He's in Cali down there, sitting at a chair, fucking typing on a computer.

346
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,120
He's probably a math wizard.

347
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,120
And how long has he been at the class?

348
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,120
Just a little longer than us, I think.

349
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:19,120
Yeah, he's been there for a while, but it's like every time you get paired with him.

350
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,120
I love how she can bring this back to our class.

351
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,120
Thank you, Mary.

352
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,120
She's interested in it.

353
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:27,120
But every time you get paired with him too, I, you can't go hard with the guy.

354
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,120
He gets nervous.

355
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,120
Yeah.

356
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,120
And then we go hard.

357
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,120
Yeah.

358
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,120
I always go hard with the guy.

359
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,120
I got to cuddle first.

360
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,120
Well, because he always gets, I, it's funny because he always gets nervous.

361
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,120
I'm gonna knee him in the face because he's always putting his foot in the clock.

362
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,120
Yeah, he's always got his hands in the clock.

363
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,120
What the fuck?

364
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,120
I mean, just get, look at you already.

365
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,120
I fucking make up the noises.

366
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,120
I don't even know what you're doing over there.

367
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:54,120
He's going, he comes up and he goes, give me your money, motherfucker.

368
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,120
Yeah.

369
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,120
Yeah.

370
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,120
You know, we're getting in the wrong.

371
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,120
He's all like, holy fuck.

372
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,120
Because you have no fucking restraint.

373
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,120
Give me a wallet bitch.

374
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,120
You know, all that shit.

375
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,120
Take a letter, can't hit that.

376
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,120
He's like, holy fuck.

377
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,120
Yeah.

378
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,120
Thank you.

379
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:13,120
We're doing our little punches and he's like blocking and scared.

380
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,120
Yeah, he's all that.

381
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,120
He's, you know, he's not good at real world situations.

382
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,120
Let's say real world situations.

383
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,120
But we're, you know, we're working with them.

384
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,120
We're trying to, trying to teach them.

385
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,120
We're very aggressive.

386
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,120
Well, he really gets down to it.

387
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,120
But yeah, he probably gets a little nervous.

388
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,120
I mean, I do.

389
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,120
I'm gonna do like a pack.

390
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,120
Yeah.

391
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,120
Now he's kind of used up.

392
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,120
Cause we're real friendly with them.

393
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:37,120
But yeah, he's probably like these guys.

394
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,120
I don't know.

395
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,120
We're talking like a fucking guy.

396
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,120
He's talking.

397
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:45,120
Sonny's trying to tell Larry and I see Larry's paying attention to Sonny.

398
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,120
So it's a prime opportunity to attack me.

399
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,120
Because he's not paying attention.

400
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:54,120
And so Sonny of course, she's like, and then we start fighting.

401
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,120
Yeah.

402
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,120
Cause we're almost in our fifties and the child is telling us.

403
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,120
Well, and this guy doesn't know if we're like, if we're really just fighting.

404
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,120
If we're really just being weird or if we're really just like,

405
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,120
we're animals, what's going on?

406
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,120
Yeah, he doesn't know.

407
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,120
We've proved our worth though there.

408
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,120
You're doing electrical work for him.

409
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,120
We're still there.

410
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:15,120
Well, the girl says all the time, man, I hope you guys keep coming.

411
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:18,120
Oh, Ray loves wearing those thongs.

412
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,120
Yeah.

413
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:26,120
She says, no, the first day she says, you can't come in shirtless and you can't wear any

414
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,120
boy shorts.

415
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,120
No.

416
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,120
She said, she said, you can't think.

417
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:34,120
You're like, we're going to do them in the parking lot.

418
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,120
Yeah.

419
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,120
She's like, you can't smoke in here.

420
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,120
How many you think are going to light up in the fucking carotid pool?

421
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,120
She thought we were gay lovers.

422
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:46,120
She said, you can't smoke in here.

423
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,120
These are the most thuggest fucking gay guys ever.

424
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:54,120
You just, you guys know you can't smoke in here.

425
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,120
You're fucking gay guys everywhere.

426
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,120
Just so you guys know, you can't do drugs in here.

427
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,120
Yes, you do drugs.

428
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,120
Man, forget it, man.

429
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,120
Because we're going to do a meth in the bathroom.

430
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,120
Can't do anal nitrate.

431
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,120
Yeah, I can't do this next exercise.

432
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,120
I'm going to be in the bathroom, man.

433
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,120
No anal nitrate.

434
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,120
That's a righto sniffing the seats.

435
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,120
That's what Larry does.

436
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,120
Does the, um...

437
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,120
Does the who?

438
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,120
The young kid come back?

439
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,120
Which one?

440
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,120
Yeah, no, he, well, he saw that kid was there one day

441
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,120
when his mom didn't pick him up.

442
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,120
Oh, yeah.

443
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,120
Okay, now the one day when I was there alone

444
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,120
with nobody else but just somebody,

445
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,120
he was the only other guy there.

446
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,120
And this kid made me look terrible because

447
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,120
he's never smoked a damn fucking cigarette in his life.

448
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,120
You're an old man.

449
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,120
Well, he's like 17 years old.

450
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,120
Not even, dude.

451
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,120
This kid was like 14 or 15,

452
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,120
and he was like, he could kick the fucking shit out

453
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,120
of probably all three of us at once.

454
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,120
He was doing fucking flips and backflips and fucking...

455
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,120
Backflips?

456
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,120
Dude, he was doing all kinds of crazy shit

457
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,120
running around the room.

458
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,120
Just kick it off.

459
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,120
In between the exercises, I'm like...

460
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,120
I'm like, dude, sell them out.

461
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,120
I told them, sell them out.

462
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,120
Dude, you're making me look real bad.

463
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,120
You're making me look real horny.

464
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,120
I don't care.

465
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,120
I really don't care.

466
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,120
I don't care.

467
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:24,120
I don't care what I want to do because I'm 50% of this.

468
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,120
I told them, save that shit from when needles was there.

469
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,120
And how are the girls?

470
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,120
The one girl's fucking hot.

471
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,120
Here, these guys are getting honeypotted

472
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,120
by some fucking Cuban broad or whatever she is.

473
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,120
She's got dark skin.

474
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,120
Look how he knows...

475
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,120
I

476
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,920
The taco twins asked she came up to me after the show our after that we had classes

477
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,280
My sister we have a question like are you guys brothers?

478
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:14,560
We were debating back and forth if you guys were brothers or not

479
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,840
Yeah, how are you guys

480
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,360
Larry I might be brother

481
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,560
Cousin thing well first I thought we were love

482
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,560
We're

483
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,360
Gay

484
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Are you sure you guys are

485
00:28:45,000 --> 00:29:01,080
Her mom's our sister

486
00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:08,160
Scare with a system

487
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,200
well

488
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,200
Oh

489
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:22,900
They're actually from can't go they way they're Mexican as fuck

490
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,240
Their oatmeal

491
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,400
She's cute. She's got a good personality

492
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,740
The bigger one like

493
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Stock

494
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,920
Jokes and shit, that's all that man. It's really and so you know, they're all right

495
00:29:54,920 --> 00:30:00,280
It's my self to him once in a while. Yeah, the one girl the Maya

496
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:06,100
You can see like whatever that she waits for the two girls to walk out the door and she rushes right behind them

497
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,100
Oh, she's scared of us

498
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,360
She's wearing some pretty

499
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,560
Quarter inch away from

500
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:26,320
That's not that no, they're not that short. Okay, so another two inches. They're showing some thigh

501
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,540
Yeah, a lot of thigh and it's white

502
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,640
It's really intimidating and then look at you. This is how you dress for a class

503
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,140
You go, that's what we need to start to do, you know what I'm gonna start

504
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:45,900
Just wear a suit one day

505
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:55,020
Wait, do you wear your long underwear in the shorts?

506
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:04,980
Or I've gone also in just like my regular pants a couple of times

507
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:09,940
Through the women's bath, it's like, you're not wearing the shorts and on today and I'm like dude when shit goes down

508
00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:12,280
I'm gonna be wearing my fucking street clothes. He's like

509
00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:19,620
Not gonna be in shorts at the bar when some go

510
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:28,740
I was saying goes hey, what are you looking at? I'm gonna buy a suit

511
00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:41,860
Angelo type suit that's real big on you

512
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:44,820
Yeah, well, this is how I dress to the bar

513
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,700
It's all purple

514
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:08,620
Over the belly button and I get your master Nelson tobacco these guys are still paying right

515
00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:15,740
They're paid up these other partners are still

516
00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:26,780
Sunny and race face

517
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:34,700
Oh my god, yeah, we need to learn where should we're gonna briefcase

518
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,580
You guys want to learn how to party we'll show you

519
00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:53,700
Yeah, the numbers man, it's like the office man. It's like 14 9 11

520
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:56,700
Like the numbers man would wear like

521
00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:01,940
Before we got his Crop McGot t-shirt and wore that shit all the time

522
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:05,700
He would wear like I don't know like Chicago Bears

523
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:13,460
Maybe or some bullshit like that or some kind of shirt from like you really don't movie like fucking Pirates of the Caribbean

524
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,460
I think he had a lot of time

525
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:19,460
Oh, no, it was some dumb shit like that

526
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:37,220
1980 no not even 1980 like

527
00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:41,340
There's no reason he would have had a pirate to the

528
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:43,340
I

529
00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:48,980
Was 2020 bottom at Walmart or something that looked like to me

530
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,780
Do he's older than you?

531
00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:59,620
Well, no, it's you know, it's not gonna have a 50 year old t-shirt

532
00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:06,060
It's because you're an old man, um, he likes to save money though

533
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:09,860
Definitely like to save money

534
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:13,260
How do you guys turn the pinch your penny save a penny

535
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:16,780
What's that in the bank?

536
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:21,660
Shuckle a day keeps the doctor away. Shuckle saved as a shuckle

537
00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:35,100
Definitely got a desk job. Yeah, he wears the pie symbol so he's a

538
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:38,420
He's gotta be a buddy man. Yeah

539
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:46,140
His hair pattern says he's in the county his hair pattern

540
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:51,820
Yeah, I mean, he's a direct agent for the idea

541
00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:56,900
Right level from when we fucking strike at him. What?

542
00:34:57,780 --> 00:35:00,740
The his fear level when we you know Larry

543
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:08,140
He allegedly man says it's a counting people all the way. I mean listen to this guy's lawyers right there

544
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:17,940
They fight with this guy you could tell he's not as street is

545
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:25,300
The the regular person that would be in sick. I don't know. Here's the other weird thing the class before us like all the kids in it

546
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:28,220
I think every Indian in the in the area

547
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,220
East Indian

548
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:34,220
Brings their kid to karate so they could fucking learn how to fight

549
00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:37,980
Training the next generation

550
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:44,780
Aerotype the dot the dot yeah, yeah, they're I mean they're already like yeah, no, they're everywhere. I mean, it's all Indian kids

551
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:51,460
It's amazing the whole class. Oh, yeah, the whole class is in usually small slights. They're all

552
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:57,980
Small smaller and then there's just one big fat white kid. That's like, you know, he's 13

553
00:35:57,980 --> 00:36:02,940
He's six five and weighs three hundred some pounds beating the fuck out of everybody

554
00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:08,420
And I was laughing one day and I'm like look at that one kid knocking the shit out of that other kid and lady

555
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:10,420
10th run it was that's my son

556
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:18,340
The only white kid but everyone else in a big white kid biggest fuck man like I'm serious

557
00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:20,340
Five kids

558
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,860
Anamony could shit

559
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:28,060
Like the Indian kids their pads they're not like they don't make them that small

560
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,420
Don't fit right man. Homus don't pay the bills

561
00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:43,220
You want chickpeas in your diet get the fuck out of here

562
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:45,220
I

563
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:49,820
Kind of shit is that but no I do everywhere dude even the gym I go to now

564
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:54,700
It's like I see so many Indians everywhere. They're trying to get in fucking shape, bro

565
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:59,060
Well, I'll tell you what though Indians are great neighbors because they oh, yeah, they mind their own business

566
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:04,300
Yeah, and also also though. I got some Indian friends and they are fucking fun and cool

567
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:09,380
Yeah, Rob ishawner. I like your job. Oh, yeah, they do that to the Indian pre yeah

568
00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:14,940
I like those shuckles Indians are good. Yeah, it better have hopefully get some porno

569
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:18,380
I'm not telling the truth. He showed it tell us some funny stories about some of them

570
00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:24,260
Oh, man because he told us stories about when he went to India to visit his cousins and shit

571
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:29,260
Being grown up in like Hanover Park. He grew up in Tanglewood and then he fucking

572
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,220
Sorry

573
00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:37,740
It's not giving no exact addresses. Yeah, they're giving close but okay close

574
00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:39,740
Yeah, we're in Tanglewood people

575
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:45,680
Amazing we were in Tanglewood right now. I know man in the hood baby

576
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:51,260
So I grew up there and so you know something first time I ate a girl's vagina was in Tanglewood. Oh nice

577
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:56,700
I'm being dead serious. I have a baby. It was the girl that just passed away. Oh, yeah

578
00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:03,100
All right, I can tell you what the jumper she had a polka dot jumper on

579
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:07,020
With a tank top on man. You got a good memory. I can't

580
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:16,240
Which is rare for me, I mean this is a moment in needles life

581
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,820
My corners

582
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,820
Jumper

583
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:34,020
My cornerstone of perversion

584
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,100
What were you doing in Tanglewood?

585
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:43,380
No, we're friends we had a half a day and we went there

586
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:51,460
Yeah, why I don't know it seems like with all the people yeah, yeah, and so

587
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:57,660
Oh, but some had fun lots of people that like magic. Let me tell you

588
00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,060
Magical

589
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:14,940
But yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, very funny, you know what I had I can't believe I just remember I had some good times in Tanglewood

590
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:21,940
Too, that's where Gary lives Gary and Brian Jones and shit all those guys. It was a Wild West for a while

591
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:26,380
Yeah, but I was the kid it was yeah, like the guy that was it was gotta was fuck

592
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:31,380
Do when I went to school, but you know what it was always cool. It was always fun. Yeah, I knew people that

593
00:39:34,780 --> 00:39:36,940
The only reason you're going there is because you know

594
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:48,220
I went to junior high in there. Yeah, yeah, everybody you know, you know, you know, because you know from high school

595
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,500
And not even just

596
00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:55,180
Everybody knew everybody when your kids

597
00:39:57,340 --> 00:40:05,180
Yeah, like no like no I live I live further than these people and that's yeah, and they crammed us all in this district

598
00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:10,060
I see bust us there. Yeah, he probably should have went to a different fucking school. Yeah

599
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:15,980
He was out on the cusp man. I was getting on the cusp was not shooting to be in going there. Shout out to Mandy

600
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:18,380
I was getting some sweet puss in middle

601
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:23,740
Oh man, man, just mashing the hell out of it. You ever see those potato mashers?

602
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:31,740
Have you ever asked why Mandy died? Yeah, so we know how Mandy passed away yet. Yeah, what happened?

603
00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:33,740
Oh, she's died come on

604
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:37,300
We didn't come on that ain't a fucking cause

605
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:44,820
You just told me yeah, it doesn't matter if you don't want to talk about it

606
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:54,580
I know I will talk about it. I don't know I didn't ask her parents. I can't believe I can't believe it didn't matter

607
00:40:55,380 --> 00:41:00,180
What happened what the fuck was there? You want to hear something funny? I would say what happened?

608
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:03,780
Listen, I would say listen roller and I were signing the book

609
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:08,260
And I said, okay, I don't know where you think she has on

610
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:14,900
Rollers started dying and that's my new favorite thing is get your boys to laugh at a funeral

611
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:20,900
Well, it is better to laugh and celebrate

612
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:26,020
It's very funny man. He's just dying because you know roller. He's my little pierogi

613
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:34,100
Literally on string it's like a couple that's like 10 minutes from his house from our house

614
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:38,260
Or from rollers house. I apologize. It's 10 minutes from right now

615
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:43,780
She was right. Oh, we get a spot right in the front of the place. You start doing nosebeers

616
00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:48,260
Oh classic

617
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:52,500
We've rolled in there. Man, that's a way to hit a funeral. Yeah, seriously

618
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:56,740
Funerals are they're gay. They really are. You know what I mean?

619
00:41:56,740 --> 00:42:03,380
Like who the f wants to see a body. Oh, that's like the Catholic religion does it a weird way?

620
00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:10,660
Here's the thing though. Funerals are funerals are weird, but the other weird thing is there's a lot of fucking, you know

621
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:14,500
People that die are you that cold you got your hands in your pocket?

622
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,500
Yeah

623
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:20,900
There's a lot of people that croak and when there's no funeral it's kind of fucked up man

624
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:28,500
And like timmy like Pete like all these people Frenchy, you know, they die with no funeral and it's like

625
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,380
No, it's a weird ending

626
00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:35,860
It's like it really is a funeral do well you show your respects man

627
00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:39,860
And it's just I guess I'm fucking so old that I'm fucking you have to hold on your

628
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:45,060
Fucking want to yeah, you just do it. I want to go see the dead person laying in my promise

629
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:48,340
That's the last memory you have that yeah

630
00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,340
Yeah, I don't think it's good

631
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:57,460
Those caskets are good open caskets. Yeah, I don't want to see that. I don't listen to open casket

632
00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:00,340
Yeah, no, but I didn't see turbo because I knew the

633
00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:06,740
Not good, but here's the thing man. Yeah, you don't want to remember that person. No, I think the closed casket is fine

634
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:14,100
Yeah, but whatever having pictures celebrate like I like what they did with I was like the marine corollers first one in first one

635
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:18,020
I hope he last one. Yeah, you know, I do definitely do

636
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:23,060
But no like rollers moms the celebration of life. I didn't have a way to find me got it

637
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:30,740
Yeah, give me one of those but then a celebration of life everybody got together ate some food had a bunch of drinks and told stories

638
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:34,660
It was fantastic. Yeah, it was great. Right. It was

639
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,780
It really was

640
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:41,060
Man

641
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:45,300
I don't know you're the first one in you never know when you're the first one in

642
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:49,540
Oh, I mean you hang your sheet outside if you want me. It looks like a Japanese flag

643
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:54,740
Did you get that one tough guy? Yeah exactly

644
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:07,860
There reminds me of a joke. Oh boy

645
00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:10,340
here we go, so

646
00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:12,340
the guy gets married

647
00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:14,820
to the

648
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,820
hillbilly girl, you know and

649
00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:21,940
The hang the sheets out the next morning and there's blood all over me and shit and

650
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:27,860
The dad comes over and he goes you got a divorce this girl and he's like why piling?

651
00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:33,220
He goes if she ain't good enough for her own family. She ain't good enough for my son. Oh, geez

652
00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:35,220
He's

653
00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:39,780
Incest jokes

654
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,420
What do you think about that Mary?

655
00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:49,940
You ever knew that one Mary?

656
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:53,460
No, I said a lot of jokes. Could be pervert. Do you hear this guy?

657
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,980
You need a perverted joke. Yeah, you're talking incest stuff

658
00:44:56,980 --> 00:45:03,780
And it makes you who's the guy that's talking about the fucking Chinese flag outside the fucking sheets or whatever Japanese

659
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:09,860
Nice pinky

660
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:22,660
It's on camera though

661
00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:26,100
Yes, it is. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about. Time stamp right now.

662
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:28,260
Maybe the time is fired at the show.

663
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:33,140
It's fire again. Let's see. Let me see. It's still, this show is deteriorating.

664
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:41,460
45 minutes and 53 seconds. Needles is still an asshole. The show is deteriorating.

665
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:47,860
That's it. That's it. It started off on the line. Here's the thing when he does it

666
00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:54,100
It's only a fucking Japanese flag when I do it. It's a fucking Chinese flag. The whole motherfucking thing is bloody

667
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:57,220
You know what I'm talking about. Mine's rushing more with the sickle and the hammer

668
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:03,300
Mine is fucking more like a Chinese flag with a few small spots not covered in blood

669
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:09,060
All right, you have to get very technical, but that's fine. Okay. I mean we'll take you home for it. I gotta spell it out for a

670
00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:11,060
Fucking moron. I gotta smell it out too

671
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:13,060
I know

672
00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:22,580
Not the HR but Q or quality control. He smells every flag. QC

673
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,700
QC. Yeah, quality control. Yeah

674
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:29,620
I love it. No, that's not HR.

675
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,140
Huh? Yeah, whatever.

676
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:40,500
I'm gonna guess the race of the case. I always liked that game. Yeah, I know I had a couple of games.

677
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,500
Needles is fucking lazy. Oh

678
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:49,940
Let's do it. Let's do an old favorite show 102. Oh shoot.

679
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:51,940
What's a cookie 500?

680
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:53,940
What's a cookie 500?

681
00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:55,940
Goal.

682
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:57,940
Harder.

683
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,940
Two a cookie.

684
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:03,940
Nigga.

685
00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:05,940
Brought to you by Patrick D. Terry

686
00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:10,340
Americans are very hobo people we will take you over.

687
00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:12,340
Lesson piece Pat.

688
00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:18,740
I know he's probably tormented in hell. Yeah, hopefully he's not. Please Jesus. Say Pat if you could have.

689
00:47:18,740 --> 00:47:25,060
Every time his name gets mentioned, a fortune is around. He wakes up for a fortune.

690
00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:31,060
He's like, I'm gonna get it. We're saying the gong rings because we have his ID so that's like his soul.

691
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:37,060
That's funny Larry. We have Pat Terry's ID and it's like his soul. So every time we hit the.

692
00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,060
He wakes up.

693
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:41,060
Oh man.

694
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,060
He's gonna listen to a fortune.

695
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:49,060
We should tape his fucking dead ass license on the back of the fucking car. We should shoot it to the phone man.

696
00:47:49,060 --> 00:47:51,060
That is a good idea.

697
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:53,060
Yeah, I know what it is. That's why I said it.

698
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,060
I just found my grandma.

699
00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:57,060
We'll cut down his strips and we'll send it up to the firmament.

700
00:47:57,060 --> 00:48:03,060
Dude, we'll buy a badass rocket and send Pat Terry to the firmament.

701
00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:09,060
This kid was the biggest fucking jag off ever.

702
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:11,060
He was a terrible person.

703
00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:15,060
But Larry said he was a great kisser.

704
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:19,060
Well, let's see how his fortune is.

705
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:23,060
I was gonna read this shit around and he came back.

706
00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:25,060
I don't know where your head is.

707
00:48:25,060 --> 00:48:27,060
It's a gash dainty.

708
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:29,060
You're a son of a bitch.

709
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:31,060
Look at him.

710
00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:33,060
Every fucking week.

711
00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:35,060
We don't know where your head is.

712
00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:37,060
He's trying to find a spot.

713
00:48:37,060 --> 00:48:41,060
Larry is a freaking liar.

714
00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:43,060
He should get like a pen.

715
00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:49,060
Did he make a freaking dot like I tell him every fucking time?

716
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:51,060
Dude, you're killing me.

717
00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:53,060
I swear to God, Larry.

718
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:55,060
Let's just read this thing.

719
00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:59,060
He's like, are you guys done yet?

720
00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:01,060
So how are we in there?

721
00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:03,060
Don't do it man.

722
00:49:05,060 --> 00:49:07,060
Mary says Mary gay.

723
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:09,060
It's something to make promises.

724
00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:11,060
Huh?

725
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:13,060
Can you fulfill them all?

726
00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:15,060
What?

727
00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:17,060
He shut the fuck up.

728
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:19,060
He understood me.

729
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:21,060
No, he didn't.

730
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,060
I didn't get the first part.

731
00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:25,060
Yeah, exactly.

732
00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:27,060
I didn't hear it.

733
00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:29,060
Slow down, Harrod.

734
00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:31,060
It's tempting to make promises.

735
00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:33,060
But can you fulfill them all?

736
00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:35,060
It's like a question.

737
00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,060
Well...

738
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:39,060
Who the fuck are they?

739
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,060
Who the fuck are they?

740
00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:43,060
What kind of person make promises?

741
00:49:43,060 --> 00:49:45,060
These are all like fucking...

742
00:49:45,060 --> 00:49:47,060
You know what this looks like?

743
00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:49,060
All of these look like girlfriend on Saturday night

744
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:51,060
and then blow you off on Sunday.

745
00:49:51,060 --> 00:49:53,060
Have you ever had like a corporate fucking job?

746
00:49:53,060 --> 00:49:55,060
No, no.

747
00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:57,060
They got these things hanging up in the lunchroom

748
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,060
and says, you know, you can achieve anything.

749
00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:01,060
Hang in there.

750
00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:03,060
Yeah, all that bullshit.

751
00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:05,060
Without sales there's no way.

752
00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:07,060
None of them are actually fortunes.

753
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:09,060
They're all just like these positive fucking messages.

754
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:11,060
I think Mike needs to write the fortunes out.

755
00:50:11,060 --> 00:50:13,060
I don't know.

756
00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:15,060
We might need to make our own fortunes very soon.

757
00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:17,060
Because these fucking are starting to suck.

758
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:19,060
Yeah.

759
00:50:19,060 --> 00:50:21,060
I mean, look at this. How do these even get in the book?

760
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,060
The next one. I don't know. Here's the thing.

761
00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:25,060
Dude, he just keeps reading the same old pile of...

762
00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:27,060
Dude, the funny thing is,

763
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:29,060
he doesn't know where he's at in this book.

764
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:31,060
It's just a random shit where

765
00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:33,060
the ID is on a page for a while.

766
00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:35,060
The ID is on a page for some reason.

767
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:37,060
The same page.

768
00:50:37,060 --> 00:50:39,060
Hey, I think we didn't read this one.

769
00:50:39,060 --> 00:50:41,060
And then he's like, I think we did.

770
00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:43,060
There's no rhyme nor reason

771
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:45,060
to any of his madness.

772
00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:47,060
He just keeps doing it and it drives me nuts.

773
00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:49,060
No, I know that

774
00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:51,060
the pants fucking license is always in the right page.

775
00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:53,060
Yeah, it's in the same page.

776
00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:55,060
No, on the page, but not even...

777
00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:57,060
I know I read with these...

778
00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:59,060
It's the same pages for two months.

779
00:50:59,060 --> 00:51:01,060
It's a hundred episodes deep

780
00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:03,060
and they just never turns.

781
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,060
Fucking guy, I don't know what he's doing over here.

782
00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:07,060
Fucking guy, I don't know what he's doing over here.

783
00:51:07,060 --> 00:51:09,060
Poor Mary.

784
00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:11,060
I'm just talking about her.

785
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:13,060
Look at this Dane and Mary face.

786
00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:15,060
Look at Mary face.

787
00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:17,060
Now I'm realizing it's because you're all drunk.

788
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:19,060
And I'm not.

789
00:51:19,060 --> 00:51:21,060
And I'm not.

790
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:23,060
That's the problem.

791
00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:25,060
You need to be drunk.

792
00:51:25,060 --> 00:51:27,060
Now I see you guys are drunk.

793
00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:29,060
You just have fun.

794
00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:31,060
I'm not drunk.

795
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:33,060
I think it's great.

796
00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:35,060
But I realize it's that you're drunk.

797
00:51:35,060 --> 00:51:37,060
Marica.

798
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:39,060
Listen to all these...

799
00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:41,060
How many guys get to do this every fucking week?

800
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:43,060
All of these kind of suck.

801
00:51:43,060 --> 00:51:45,060
The next one is don't wait for your ship to come in.

802
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:47,060
Swim out to it.

803
00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:49,060
What the fuck kind of advice is that?

804
00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:51,060
Wait, that's not advice.

805
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:53,060
First of all, as clown, it's not advice.

806
00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:55,060
It's a fortune cookie.

807
00:51:55,060 --> 00:51:57,060
I mean, if you use that as advice,

808
00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:59,060
next thing you know you're going to start banging whales.

809
00:51:59,060 --> 00:52:01,060
What the fuck dude?

810
00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:03,060
That's definitely to kill a round guy.

811
00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:05,060
Don't wait for your ship to come in.

812
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:07,060
Swim out to it.

813
00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:09,060
Go ahead, you see how Tommy Watt is.

814
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:11,060
In a literary situation, come out to the boy.

815
00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:13,060
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

816
00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:15,060
No, that was a good one.

817
00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:17,060
Ha ha ha ha ha.

818
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:19,060
You're going to write these fortunes down.

819
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:21,060
Yeah, you should write this shit down.

820
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:23,060
No, we get it dummy.

821
00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:25,060
I know you.

822
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:27,060
You're going to be a fucking wheezer with a fucking moron.

823
00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:29,060
I will fight you right now in front of Mary.

824
00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:31,060
Like this one, don't wait for success.

825
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:33,060
Start ahead without it.

826
00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:35,060
It's like, okay.

827
00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:37,060
You're born without a wheezer.

828
00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:39,060
No shit.

829
00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:41,060
That's where they tell their babies when they tell their stories.

830
00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:43,060
No one starts out successful, right?

831
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:45,060
Yeah, you do.

832
00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:47,060
What are you talking about?

833
00:52:47,060 --> 00:52:49,060
Were you ever born on the west side or on the gold coast?

834
00:52:49,060 --> 00:52:51,060
Wow, that's different.

835
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:53,060
Yeah, exactly, that's how you're born.

836
00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,060
I was born somewhere in the middle.

837
00:52:55,060 --> 00:52:57,060
So I had neither

838
00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:59,060
severe fucking poverty

839
00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:01,060
nor success.

840
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:03,060
So, yeah, it's obvious.

841
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:05,060
If you want to make it in something, you got to work.

842
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:07,060
You got to work.

843
00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:09,060
Dude, you're a sugar baby.

844
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:11,060
What are you talking about work?

845
00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:13,060
When was the last time you had a job?

846
00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:15,060
You're a fucking sneak thief liar.

847
00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:17,060
I can't believe you just said that.

848
00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:19,060
I can't believe this guy calls me a sneak thief and a liar.

849
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:21,060
I never lie about it.

850
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:23,060
How many guitars have you stolen?

851
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:25,060
Exactly.

852
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:27,060
See, look, I just shut them down.

853
00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:29,060
Here's the thing, though.

854
00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:31,060
Here's the thing.

855
00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:33,060
When I took those guitars...

856
00:53:33,060 --> 00:53:35,060
Stole them?

857
00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:37,060
I was younger

858
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:39,060
and I didn't know about comma yet.

859
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:41,060
I did not know about comma.

860
00:53:41,060 --> 00:53:43,060
But then when I learned, I repent.

861
00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:45,060
I give back.

862
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:47,060
I give guitars away to people.

863
00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:49,060
Someone needs a fucking guitar, man.

864
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:51,060
I'll give you a fucking guitar.

865
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:53,060
You want to learn how to play guitar?

866
00:53:53,060 --> 00:53:55,060
Here's the thing, if I give you a guitar

867
00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:57,060
and you don't fucking take it seriously,

868
00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:59,060
man, I'm going to fucking be...

869
00:53:59,060 --> 00:54:01,060
I'll be up your fucking ass.

870
00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:03,060
I bet you will be up their ass.

871
00:54:03,060 --> 00:54:05,060
Just like Nino's fucking wildest fantasy.

872
00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:07,060
I will fuck you if you don't learn how to play the guitar.

873
00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:09,060
I will fuck you if you don't learn how to play the guitar.

874
00:54:09,060 --> 00:54:11,060
I will.

875
00:54:11,060 --> 00:54:13,060
So, you know, don't just be taking it.

876
00:54:13,060 --> 00:54:15,060
Yes, Mary, that's for the show, when again.

877
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:17,060
Don't be taking the guitar for granted.

878
00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:19,060
I'm just a little gay.

879
00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:21,060
But, you know,

880
00:54:21,060 --> 00:54:23,060
so I gave plenty of guitars away

881
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:25,060
for free.

882
00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:27,060
I mean, guitars, if you got it back.

883
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:29,060
And that's the other thing, man.

884
00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:31,060
When you start giving them away,

885
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:33,060
you start getting them back too.

886
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:35,060
So the karma thing does rejuvenate itself.

887
00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:37,060
And the first kid that I

888
00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:39,060
stole the guitar from...

889
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:41,060
Regenerate.

890
00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:43,060
The first kid was the fucking bully

891
00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:45,060
that used to fucking beat up me and my little brother

892
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:47,060
and my little brother, kids.

893
00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:49,060
Beat up or beat off?

894
00:54:49,060 --> 00:54:51,060
Beat off.

895
00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:53,060
And then the best part was,

896
00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:55,060
then the best part was

897
00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:57,060
my cousins went to the,

898
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:59,060
my three cousins,

899
00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:01,060
Frank, Chris and Joe,

900
00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:03,060
went to the house.

901
00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:05,060
They lived a few doors down on the same street.

902
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:07,060
And they beat up my youngest cousin.

903
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:09,060
My youngest cousin beat up the kid

904
00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:11,060
that used to beat us up.

905
00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:13,060
My middle cousin beat up the older brother.

906
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:15,060
And my oldest cousin beat up the fucking dad.

907
00:55:15,060 --> 00:55:17,060
In the house.

908
00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:19,060
In the house.

909
00:55:19,060 --> 00:55:21,060
So, I didn't really

910
00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:23,060
feel bad about taking that kid's guitar.

911
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:25,060
Because then later, when I was

912
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,060
getting high with them, man...

913
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,060
You're still talking about stealing guitars?

914
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,060
Did that family commit suicide?

915
00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:33,060
Did that family commit suicide?

916
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:35,060
No, no. They were

917
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:37,060
really rich and they were fucking kind of

918
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:39,060
jagged and the kid was a fucking bully.

919
00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:41,060
But you still stole from them.

920
00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:43,060
Yeah, and I did. You're right.

921
00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:45,060
But then you know what? The kid came looking around

922
00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:47,060
for the guitar about fucking...

923
00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:49,060
Hashtag sneak-fee flyer.

924
00:55:49,060 --> 00:55:51,060
Larry.

925
00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,060
The kid came looking for the guitar

926
00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:55,060
about, you know,

927
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:57,060
a year or two later, three years later.

928
00:55:57,060 --> 00:55:59,060
That's when he finally realized it.

929
00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:01,060
When he finally worked up the balls to come

930
00:56:01,060 --> 00:56:03,060
to the door

931
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:05,060
and ask, you know, give me my guitar back.

932
00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:07,060
When I was, because he was going

933
00:56:07,060 --> 00:56:09,060
to high school now and I was still in middle

934
00:56:09,060 --> 00:56:11,060
school, he got out of school earlier

935
00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:13,060
than I did now.

936
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:15,060
And so, he had the chance

937
00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:17,060
to fucking get to my house

938
00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:19,060
before I got home. And my dad's like, hey man

939
00:56:19,060 --> 00:56:21,060
that Dave kid was here. Because my dad

940
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:23,060
would fuck with me all the time. Hey,

941
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:25,060
that kid was here and he took the guitar.

942
00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:27,060
And I'm like, what, what? And he was always lying,

943
00:56:27,060 --> 00:56:29,060
you know? But the day he goes,

944
00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:31,060
hey man, that kid Dave was

945
00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:33,060
here and I'm like, holy fuck, he knows the

946
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,060
kid's name. Yeah.

947
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:37,060
Yeah? And he goes, he wanted his guitar

948
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,060
and I'm like, oh my god, what happened?

949
00:56:39,060 --> 00:56:41,060
And he goes, your mother gave him

950
00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:43,060
20 bucks and the kid was happier than a pig

951
00:56:43,060 --> 00:56:45,060
and shit. And I'm like, oh, thank you Jesus.

952
00:56:45,060 --> 00:56:47,060
And that was the last time

953
00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:49,060
I fucking... She paid for the guitar?

954
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:51,060
She paid him the 20 dollars? Yeah, she paid

955
00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:53,060
him 20 dollars. You're going to start talking

956
00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:55,060
about my mom, motherfucker? I apologize

957
00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:57,060
to Ann Marie. Say now. I apologize

958
00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:59,060
Ann Marie, I love you so much.

959
00:56:59,060 --> 00:57:01,060
You can talk about me now, you want to?

960
00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:03,060
No, you will get your ass kicked. I know,

961
00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:05,060
but for some reason I just had to look at

962
00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:07,060
you. Because you know

963
00:57:07,060 --> 00:57:09,060
that you weren't the first one there.

964
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,060
Oh man!

965
00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:13,060
Big Joe, I love you.

966
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:15,060
Ah.

967
00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:19,060
Now that's a full circle coin.

968
00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:21,060
Yeah, this is going to become...

969
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:23,060
Oh my god.

970
00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:25,060
You missed the garbage. That's alright, buddy.

971
00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:27,060
That thing was so bone dry that not

972
00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:29,060
it dropped. Yeah, it was.

973
00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:31,060
It was, wasn't you?

974
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:33,060
I do, I wouldn't know.

975
00:57:33,060 --> 00:57:35,060
I'm not like you, one of them half

976
00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:37,060
stepping bitches on fucking

977
00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:39,060
Fleet Street.

978
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,060
You're a full boy.

979
00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:43,060
I'm out there and fucking working it

980
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,060
hard. Full service.

981
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:47,060
Full service station here.

982
00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:49,060
Real Wacker, Wacker drive

983
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:51,060
Slacker. More Wacker.

984
00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:53,060
You're down there on

985
00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:55,060
lower Wacker, aren't you?

986
00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:57,060
Fucking... Two handed.

987
00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:59,060
Living in a box.

988
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:01,060
Ah man, how do we get here again?

989
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:03,060
Oh man, this is the problem.

990
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:05,060
What time is it?

991
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:07,060
The only reason Mary didn't say none

992
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:09,060
is because she's having a heater.

993
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:11,060
What time is it?

994
00:58:11,060 --> 00:58:13,060
You wanna hear a weird

995
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:15,060
thing speaking of guitars I've given away?

996
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:17,060
I gave this guitar

997
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:19,060
to dumb fuck Dave.

998
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:21,060
I used to use...

999
00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:23,060
I had two of these. These things were only...

1000
00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:25,060
These guitars were

1001
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:27,060
only 100 bucks a piece.

1002
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:29,060
No autistic cornering.

1003
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:31,060
In the early 2000s

1004
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:33,060
and it was called Squire

1005
00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:35,060
I think it was Pawn Shop

1006
00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:37,060
or something or Squire 51

1007
00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:39,060
and I had two of them because they were only 100 bucks.

1008
00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:41,060
And I had the case

1009
00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:43,060
that green case there fits two guitars.

1010
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:45,060
And in earlier tours

1011
00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:47,060
I'd be bringing like my tallies

1012
00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:49,060
and shit and I'm like fuck man

1013
00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:51,060
a few times they've gotten lost

1014
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:53,060
and I'm like holy fuck

1015
00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:55,060
my guitars are lost but I've gotten them back

1016
00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:57,060
thank you Jesus again.

1017
00:58:57,060 --> 00:58:59,060
Still that's scary.

1018
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,060
So then I said I'm buying these cheap fucking guitars

1019
00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:03,060
and when something happens

1020
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:05,060
I ain't even gonna care.

1021
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:07,060
Yeah and so I gave

1022
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:09,060
the guitars away. I gave one to Georgie

1023
00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:11,060
Rock and Roll and do a song

1024
00:59:11,060 --> 00:59:13,060
and one to dumb fuck Dave

1025
00:59:13,060 --> 00:59:15,060
and

1026
00:59:15,060 --> 00:59:17,060
and then I fucking traded

1027
00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:19,060
and then I sold Dave.

1028
00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:21,060
I mean you're giving the lineage of all your shit

1029
00:59:21,060 --> 00:59:23,060
and you really need this right now fuck you ass clown.

1030
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,060
Let's do a song

1031
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:27,060
what time are we at?

1032
00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:31,060
You really gotta walk around.

1033
00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:33,060
Yeah I can't see the fucking screen.

1034
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:35,060
Man we are just the most ghetto

1035
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:37,060
shit ever.

1036
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:39,060
Our producer

1037
00:59:39,060 --> 00:59:41,060
can't even see the screen.

1038
00:59:41,060 --> 00:59:43,060
Alright man. Our producer can't see the screen.

1039
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:49,060
He's gotta walk around

1040
00:59:49,060 --> 00:59:51,060
and then he gives me shit

1041
00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:53,060
because he can't see

1042
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:55,060
and fuck you

1043
00:59:55,060 --> 00:59:57,060
I gotta walk around.

1044
00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,060
The fuck is wrong with that?

1045
00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:01,060
I love it. Okay we're at it right?

1046
01:00:01,060 --> 01:00:03,060
Let's do a song. Well here's the thing man.

1047
01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:05,060
What kind of song you want.

1048
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:07,060
About the government

1049
01:00:07,060 --> 01:00:09,060
about the FDA

1050
01:00:09,060 --> 01:00:11,060
vaccines

1051
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:17,060
whatever you want.

1052
01:00:17,060 --> 01:00:19,060
They're gonna give you a shot

1053
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:21,060
then you're gonna take it.

1054
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:23,060
Can't go to work

1055
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:25,060
can't fake it.

1056
01:00:25,060 --> 01:00:27,060
Buy a car.

1057
01:00:27,060 --> 01:00:29,060
150 bucks.

1058
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,060
What about your kids?

1059
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:33,060
They don't want them to go to school.

1060
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,060
They don't want them to learn.

1061
01:00:35,060 --> 01:00:37,060
They're all gonna bear a rest.

1062
01:00:37,060 --> 01:00:39,060
They're gonna kill us.

1063
01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:41,060
Hey man I want to say thank you

1064
01:00:41,060 --> 01:00:43,060
to Tom's Free Clinic Automotive

1065
01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:45,060
and Veterinarian Services.

1066
01:00:45,060 --> 01:00:47,060
It's my favorite.

1067
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,060
They do whatever you need done

1068
01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:51,060
cars

1069
01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:53,060
pets

1070
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:55,060
another

1071
01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:57,060
regions

1072
01:00:57,060 --> 01:00:59,060
they don't report anything.

1073
01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:01,060
I heard they're buying a waxing machine

1074
01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:03,060
so you're very lucky.

1075
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:05,060
So you get a fucking

1076
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:07,060
you get a big cage.

1077
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:09,060
You get a herpes removed and a full Brazilian

1078
01:01:09,060 --> 01:01:11,060
at the same time and go out that night.

1079
01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:13,060
Yeah he knows jiu-jitsu so watch out.

1080
01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:15,060
Alright peace we love you.

1081
01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:17,060
Yeah thank you for tuning in.

1082
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:19,060
I really fucking appreciate it man.

1083
01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:21,060
If you listen to this one again

1084
01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:23,060
man you are the gods man.

1085
01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:25,060
You must be out of your fucking mind.

1086
01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:27,060
Oh you're taking a little piss.

1087
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:43,060
Yeah that is true.