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Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show, motherfuckers!

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Larry, Ne-D-O-V, Ne-D-O-V, Larry, Ne-D-O-V, Ne-D-O-V, show!

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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry Neal's show. I'm Larry.

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And you're a son of a bitch, that's what you are!

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Trying to start the show without me? Does how many N words I said?

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Yeah, man.

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Who's it having the run under on that?

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Maybe you'll find out in a Twitter clip.

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That's one way to shut the show down.

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That's the one for the archives.

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We have that somewhere.

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A lot of needles in this bastard trying to start the show without me.

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Oh man.

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What do you mean, oh man?

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They don't know that, we started over.

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Yeah, I mean we could always let the original file go.

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Tag it under your account.

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I want to say we got my wife, Mary, with us today off camera,

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because she doesn't want to be seen with us assholes.

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Hello, Mary.

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She already thinks that we're not funny, so this is my lawyer also.

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It's just better she's on the God Mike,

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because that's how much we are.

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I wish I had a fucking reverb.

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Hey, we have Kiki.

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And Kiki's here.

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I forgot, we already introduced him and he made us start again.

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Yeah, because he started without me.

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This is 50% my show, right?

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You just cannot start without me.

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No, I know, I know.

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I mean if there is no rules, then what is it?

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He was getting impatient.

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It's all chaos andarchy.

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Needles was taking a piss and I started the show without him.

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And how dare you?

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We had a false start in the archives.

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No, we didn't, you just started without me.

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It wasn't a false start.

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Well, we stopped it.

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A false start is when you go over the line,

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and you definitely went over the line.

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When we get our Patreon, that will be one of the things on there.

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Oh man.

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I have no problem with that if you pay for it.

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Yeah.

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That is the $15 tier.

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit.

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That is the highest tier.

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Oh, the vent.

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I could hear the AC, I could hear it, not AC,

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but he coming through the microphones, man.

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Well, that's fine.

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People won't notice that at home.

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I think they will, but just turn the mics up a little bit.

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Yeah, why don't you just point everybody's...

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No, our voices are fucking cranking right now, man.

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We're at good level.

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Click the right arm right when you start it.

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Okay, well we'll see how it sounds.

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I mean, obviously, our producer is a joint smoking dog, man.

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This is our 101st show, and I still don't know how to fucking get shit together.

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Stop smoking weed, maybe you can figure it out.

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Did you bring that other joint down too?

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Yeah, that's G-E-L-L.

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Right now, I want to say, Needles bought this weed today, it's called Obama, this shit makes you crave fried chicken and trannies.

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He's gonna take my joke.

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I had to.

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I mean, he's gonna steal my shit right in front of me.

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I mean, you start my show, have my show without me.

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If you're gonna steal something, you do it right in front of the mother dog, right?

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You're gonna steal right in front of me.

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You are a liar, sneak thief.

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I mean, you really fit into the mold every single day we do the show.

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I mean, you really have no wall to back out.

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I have no fucking...

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No ground to stand on.

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I'm gonna say, I can't say that I'm not a dirtbag.

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Okay, but I'm talking about a liar, sneak thief though.

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Doesn't that go along with the dirt?

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Here we go, gay Charles.

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I don't see the truth.

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Maxelle recording tapes.

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Do you remember when he used to sell Maxelle tapes, and then they had Ella Fitzgerald selling Memorex, and she was like...

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And then she'd shut their eyes.

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Yes, yeah, I remember the Ray Charles commercial.

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Yeah, Ray Charles for sure.

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The Maxelle commercial.

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Scotch brand recording tape.

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Well, I remember the first time I heard like really got into Ray Charles.

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I think it was the Blues Brothers movie.

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Yeah, but fucking...

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When he shot that kid in the music store, and tried to steal the guitar.

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And then that's when they played it.

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They were jumping everywhere and I was like, oh man, whoa, calm down there, Kiki.

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You're early to start getting racist.

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Was it a colored kid stealing?

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Man, I mean, okay, I really...

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This is the hell you're really gonna die on.

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I mean, seriously, one word.

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What?

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A what?

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A six year old.

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What?

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He doesn't know what's going on.

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We already talked about this, and we have for weeks, and now you just act like you're hearing it for the first time.

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That's what I assumed that look was, and that sound.

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What?

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I mean, what the fuck?

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I have surfed new papers all of a sudden.

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Doesn't understand.

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We've seen this before.

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I can't say this word anymore, but that's all right though.

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So I guess we're not supposed to say...

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We have six listeners, so...

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Yeah, I guess we're not supposed to say...

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Oh, you got a real cat-itude tonight, don't you?

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I do.

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Oh my gosh.

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I don't even know what...

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So I gotta say, Kiki, he's got some bunny rabbits, right?

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Those are his pets, and...

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Got my new favorite shirt.

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And I had this shirt, and I thought...

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I mean, it needs to be a size bigger, but that's okay.

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I like it tight.

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I mean...

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Who doesn't, man?

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And I'm like, hey, man, I'm gonna give you this shirt.

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I got the shirt with the rabbit holding the gun.

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Yeah, they can see it.

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I mean, yeah, I can explain it while it's right there on the usual.

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But the best part is he showed up today wearing it.

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Dude, I already gave you that shirt, because today I was looking for it thinking,

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fuck, I can't find that shirt.

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Actually, he didn't say that.

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He didn't say, dude, I gave it to you.

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I said, I already gave you that?

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I thought I fucking lost it, and I was looking for it, because I wanted to give it to you

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still, and I'm like, where the fuck did the shirt go?

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I forgot that I...

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My own private Hitler.

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I forgot I gave it to him.

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He's like, so high he doesn't know what's going on over here.

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Well, yeah, we were a little fucked up last week.

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Yeah, that's right.

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It was the 100th.

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100th birthday for us, dog years.

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Birthday 100th episode.

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And I got my hair trigger shirt.

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Yeah, that's fucking awesome.

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It is a great shirt.

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It's a petition if you want it to be one size bigger, and we'll get them a size bigger.

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I mean, we don't need to see your pierogi nips.

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Dude, he looks fucking great in that shirt.

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Oh, calm down, Larry.

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Don't put down my boy.

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Don't put down my boy.

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That's right.

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It's kind of hard to pick a mommy man.

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Oh, man.

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It's a tall bag of potatoes.

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Larry's a more advanced and crafty we are.

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I'll rip it, motherfucker's neck out.

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I almost said the wrong word there.

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Man, I'm really unbored.

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Speaking of which, I want to just say,

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He's already a kiss geeky.

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Dude, let me tell you who's one guy I didn't want to kiss.

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I want to fucking give him one of fucking Knuckles sandwich in the kisser.

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Are we talking about Bruce?

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Bruce, this fucking colored guy I worked with.

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He was the laziest motherfucker I ever met in my life.

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This is, well, they say,

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Whoa, what are you doing, Larry?

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Oh my God, man.

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Let me tell you, this motherfucker was...

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I mean, how do you need someone to translate this to German?

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I wish I could say this in German.

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This guy fucking put the L in lazy,

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and he put the fucking C in colored.

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Let me tell you, he was a fucking piece of shit.

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You really...

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First thing he says to me, and we show up,

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I'm volunteering for the fucking voting shit last Tuesday for the primary.

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This guy says to me, upon meeting me,

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first words out of his mouth,

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you look like a fucking common criminal.

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No, you didn't say the F word, he said,

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you look like a common criminal.

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What? That's what he said to you?

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Yeah, motherfucker, say what?

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Which he does.

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I guess I do.

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I mean, you do.

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First of all, appear...

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Wait, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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This is what you wore, you're still wearing it.

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He hasn't even changed from this attire that he wore.

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Look at him, he's dying laughing,

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because he knows it's true, man.

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He's smiling even.

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The only difference is I had on the Charles Manson shirt

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he gave me a little thing.

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And some lady comes in and she votes,

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and her name is Bianca Lana,

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and I open up my shirt to the lady next to me,

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I go, Bianca Lana, birders.

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What is wrong with you?

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And she's like, you got a Charles Manson shirt?

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Why are you doing that at a polling station?

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You know, you gotta...

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I don't know, I don't know.

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You gotta keep it real, bro.

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He's trying to intimidate voters.

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People are trying to vote.

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Keep, how do you keep it real at a polling station?

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I'm talking about Charles Manson shirts,

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when she was probably a teenager.

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No, the lady next to me was like,

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fucking 70 years old.

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She knew damn well...

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Yeah, she was probably a teenager.

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And she corrected me and said,

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yeah, and she goes, no, it was a lobby on her.

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Yeah, the lobby on her.

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And I said, okay, well, Bianca Lana,

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what's the fucking difference?

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And that's what fucking...

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What's his nuts?

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You knew what I was talking about.

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What's his shit?

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What's his name, Mayor?

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The guy who went to Paris that upsconded

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when he got the fucking famous guy.

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So wait, let me get back to Bianca Murders' wife.

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Let me get back to Bruce,

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but I would like to change Bruce's name to Charles,

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because I used to work with this black guy named Charles,

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who was a real cocksucker.

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But anyways, Bruce says, okay, there's two self,

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there's a little black Velcro pouch

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on top of the fucking box for all the gear for the voting shit.

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And somebody says, what's that?

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And Bruce says, it's mine,

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but I thought he said it's not mine.

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So I opened it up and looked, and there's two iPhones in there,

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and he goes, hey, man, don't touch that shit.

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I'll break your fingers.

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I look at him, I go, dude, you ain't breaking shit, Junior.

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And this fucker's like, you know, 150 pounds more

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than me a foot taller.

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He's getting bigger every time I hear this story.

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Well, you know, he's a big fucking black dude.

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And I'm like, dude, you don't know who the fuck you're talking to, man.

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Oh, my God.

262
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Larry IDF Jones.

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Well, I'll tell you something, man.

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Larry Epstein.

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I got a lot more confidence than I fucking had.

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Let me say it.

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I just, you know, it might be the alcohol,

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and it might be the drugs.

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Now you can openly kiss dudes.

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Yes.

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You're going to act a little crazy.

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Especially the color type.

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But here's the thing, this guy looked like a slow, fat fucking dobo.

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I was like, man, I'll sweep the leg on this bitch.

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I don't even have to use any of my skills that I learned.

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I don't have to use my skills, man.

277
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This fucking guy would have been easy.

278
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You turn into Rambo?

279
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Dude, Larry's learned a lot.

280
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I learned a lot.

281
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I learned a lot.

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I learned how to take colors down.

283
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You know, here's the other thing I learned.

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That's real good and important.

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The other thing I learned through life is I've gotten punched in the face,

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and I've gotten my fucking teeth knocked out.

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So I'm not afraid of that either.

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So, you know, once you get over that fear, it's fucking, it's on.

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Because I could, what is he going to do?

290
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Knock out my fake teeth?

291
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That ain't even going to hurt.

292
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Well, no, I'm just talking about when you're younger.

293
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You get punched in the face as a way, that's a good way to learn.

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Learn pain.

295
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Learn pain.

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Ain't also a way to learn like, hey, man, that's what's going to happen,

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and people that get scared.

298
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No, that's the outcome of the scenario.

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Fuck.

300
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Yeah, you want to talk shit and spit blood.

301
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Yeah.

302
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And then if it's shit, you deserve it.

303
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Yes.

304
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It's not who's better than who.

305
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It's what you deserve.

306
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But we're both going to be split in blood, though.

307
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Not just me.

308
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Everybody's going to be spitting a little blood on this one.

309
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We're spitting a lot more than blood.

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And swallowing too.

311
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Speaking of swallowing blood.

312
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Oh, man, here we go.

313
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Well, wait, so what, this guy did his guy back off?

314
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Yeah, he backed the fuck down.

315
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And then another time later in the day, not these glasses,

316
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because I would have fucking kicked his ass.

317
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Even though you were going through his shit.

318
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Yeah, even though it's going through his shit.

319
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I know, but we didn't hear it, and the guy's like 10 feet away.

320
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No, just didn't hear it.

321
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No, and the dude looked at me and he's like, he didn't say fucking shit.

322
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Okay, wait a second.

323
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He didn't look at you?

324
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Yes, he looked right at me and said, dude, I'm going to grab your finger.

325
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When was the last time you smoked weed?

326
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That day, I didn't smoke weed until like 4.30 in the morning,

327
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and it was about fucking 8 in the morning at the time.

328
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So you were sober.

329
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Yeah, pretty much.

330
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Oh, man, that's your worst.

331
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Yeah, my worst.

332
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Oh, so hilarious.

333
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You didn't want to fucking grab his finger.

334
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Totally hilarious.

335
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He didn't even look forward to it.

336
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He realized.

337
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He realized.

338
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Wait, you still had that time.

339
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And then later at the end of the night, when we're breaking down,

340
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he knocks my glasses, not these pair,

341
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like, because I said this is my good pair.

342
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I'm not allowed to fuck them up.

343
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Well, I don't know.

344
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He kind of just carelessly let them fucking knock to the ground.

345
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I go, hey, mother fucker.

346
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Wait a second, where were they?

347
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They were on the table because I was breaking down some shit.

348
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And he's lifting up his cell phone and shit and his cables

349
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and his chargers and all this fucking colored shit that he brought with him.

350
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Oh, whoa.

351
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And he fucking knocks it down.

352
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He knocks my glasses on the ground, and I'm like, dude,

353
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those are my fucking glasses you just knocked down.

354
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Man, you're very confrontational.

355
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I was.

356
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This guy learns a little bit of a skill.

357
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He thinks he's fucking John Clark.

358
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And he goes to me.

359
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Oh, I'm sorry.

360
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And I go, apology accepted, mother fucker.

361
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No, he's more like fucking a fucking cop.

362
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He's fucking a cop.

363
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I know.

364
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I guess.

365
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In your dreams, bitch.

366
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No, not my dream.

367
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Hey, Mary, my wife with a high kick.

368
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Yeah, I was like, this is how it goes.

369
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Here's the thing though.

370
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Your friends might be cucks, but I'm not.

371
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Mary.

372
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What were you talking about?

373
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It was a joke.

374
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I know.

375
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No, you don't.

376
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Don't make me start to push around my wife.

377
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Whoa, man.

378
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What are you talking about?

379
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Women's month is over.

380
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Oh, you know what?

381
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We're still in women's March.

382
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Are we?

383
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March?

384
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March, the month I was born.

385
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Hit away.

386
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Hit away.

387
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So anyways.

388
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You got you on the last one.

389
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Hey, Mary, I want to bring you into this.

390
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So me and my wife, very nice.

391
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We had a couple of animals die.

392
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You guys already know this.

393
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And then some cats.

394
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And so what the, what the guy did at the crematorium was,

395
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man, he said, if that is not the greatest beginning,

396
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the guy at the crematorium.

397
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Oh, he didn't catch that.

398
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I didn't.

399
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I just did.

400
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It wasn't.

401
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Larry, this guy at the crematorium.

402
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What he did was because here's what happened, man.

403
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I came in one week with my cat.

404
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It was on a Thursday and I bring him a dead cat and I said, could you get this cat cremation?

405
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Did you get this cat cremated?

406
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Thank you.

407
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And then I come in the next Thursday and he's like, was there a problem or something?

408
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I'm like, no, dude, I got another dead cat.

409
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Holy fuck, man.

410
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
How many cats you have?

411
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Exactly.

412
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000
But for two of them to die in a week and he was like, holy shit.

413
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And so he made a contribution to the Illinois University of Illinois in Urbana.

414
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University of Illinois in Urbana.

415
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Champagne.

416
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Champagne, Urbana.

417
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To the veterinarians.

418
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To the veterinarians classes in the school in the university.

419
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Division.

420
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,000
For the veterinarian division in honor of my dead cat baby.

421
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Oh, right, Mary?

422
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Yes.

423
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
That's pretty cool.

424
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
It was amazing.

425
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Dude, when I was reading the letter, I swear, my heart wasn't so cold.

426
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
I would have been crying.

427
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Yeah.

428
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
If it was one of my kids, I would have been crying.

429
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Yeah.

430
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
It was amazing.

431
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,400
And I'm like, holy fuck, man.

432
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:54,400
They just put money down for people to be vets, even though I don't believe in colleges.

433
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,400
But they do have to fucking learn how to do that.

434
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:03,400
We don't know the amount, but they made a substantial thing for them to send us a fucking letter in her name.

435
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,400
That's right off.

436
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,400
That's what it is.

437
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,400
That might be.

438
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,400
But the thing is, is they picked my cat out of all of that animal.

439
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,400
Yeah, it's scared the government off.

440
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:17,400
Because every time I've been to this place to pick up my cat's ashes, there was a pile.

441
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,400
I mean, yes, of all different of over 100 different animals.

442
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,400
No, it's not a grab bag.

443
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,400
That's actually got them all marched with numbers and names.

444
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:32,400
But a couple, like the weird thing was, man, these motherfuckers had urns like this big and we're like,

445
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,400
Urns that big of what?

446
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,400
And I'm like, why is the thing so big?

447
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,400
And they're like, it's a horse.

448
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,400
People get their fucking horses cremated.

449
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,400
That's like some weird porno stuff, I think.

450
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400
We're like rubbing up on it.

451
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,400
It was her favorite horse.

452
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,400
And I get excited at the afterlife.

453
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,400
Big Willie Jones.

454
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,400
Oh, man.

455
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,400
He's naming your horse that.

456
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,400
I don't think that's going to fly.

457
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,400
That's her favorite horse.

458
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,400
What's the one, the famous race of Thuriburg?

459
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,400
Sea Biscuit?

460
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,400
No, no, no.

461
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Kentucky Derby?

462
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400
Yeah, Kentucky Derby.

463
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,400
I don't think, what was his name again?

464
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,400
Manowar?

465
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400
No, no, no.

466
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,400
The completely offensive name you said before.

467
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400
They're, I don't know.

468
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,400
Spirit Trucker?

469
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,400
No, man.

470
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,400
What was his name?

471
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,400
I mean, you're really going to die on this hill.

472
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,400
I saw a great interviewer guy was the drunk guy, English guy, was getting interviewed by

473
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400
a woman.

474
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,400
She's like, what, she asked him.

475
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,400
About the women in the pubs.

476
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,400
No, about the name of, if you had a horse, what would you name it?

477
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,400
He's like, well, or he said something like, who, he's, she's like, who's your favorite

478
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400
horse?

479
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400
He's like, well, he was so drunk, he didn't even understand the question.

480
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,400
He's like, if I had a horse, I'd name it on my face.

481
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:43,400
Because so all the fit women we'd be going, come on my face, come on my face, come on

482
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,400
my face.

483
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,400
I mean.

484
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,400
This guy was just, this is totally true.

485
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,400
I like it.

486
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,400
I know you do.

487
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,400
He's like, oh, yeah.

488
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400
I got the joke already.

489
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,400
Yeah.

490
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400
Come on, my face.

491
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400
Get in there.

492
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,400
Oh, man.

493
00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:01,400
Like so all the fit women would be yelling, come on my face.

494
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,400
And even the fucking fit men and ugly women too.

495
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400
So what should we talk about first?

496
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,400
Let's talk about all those fit women we didn't get at.

497
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:14,200
I think John Bonnet Ramsey's old, the house that she was murdered and is selling for.

498
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,200
I don't know, man.

499
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,000
It's in Colorado in the summer.

500
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Very affluent.

501
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Oh shit.

502
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,400
It's probably going for like two million.

503
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,400
Okay.

504
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,400
That's my guess.

505
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,400
Mary, how much you think it's gonna be in Colorado in the summer?

506
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400
Did you see that?

507
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400
Yeah, because that had been a long time ago.

508
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400
I didn't see it.

509
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,200
John, how much you think the John Bonnet Ramsey house, it's been on the market for six years

510
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,200
and they can't sell it.

511
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,400
I was gonna say, I hope it's not like Jack and the Price.

512
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400
Oh wow.

513
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,400
Okay, good.

514
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400
I'll give you that tidbit of information.

515
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,400
That's good.

516
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,400
So, John was murdered in there and they never found the killer.

517
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Probably the eight house.

518
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:46,400
My brother's apartment, the person that lived there before him, blew his brains out in the

519
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,400
living room and I'm like, you're gonna live here, dude.

520
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,000
Hey, so how much you think the house is worth?

521
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,400
Well, now I think it's only worth like about 150,000.

522
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400
About 850,000.

523
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,400
Mary, because it was a big house back in the day.

524
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,400
Yeah, no, it's probably worth about fucking 6.5 million.

525
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,400
Fuck.

526
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,400
And they just dropped it by 700,000 and they still can't sell it.

527
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,400
That's a big house.

528
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,400
It's not even a big house.

529
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,400
It's a fucking, I mean, it's an okay house.

530
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400
You can murder it.

531
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400
It's the neighborhood.

532
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,400
Here's the thing.

533
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,400
Here's the thing.

534
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,400
Location, location, location.

535
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,400
I mean, is that how you just tell the cops that?

536
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,400
This location is one body and the other one is at this place.

537
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,400
Here's the other location.

538
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400
Maybe they can fix it.

539
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,400
This location, whoever buys it.

540
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,400
This location, I did this.

541
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,400
Sir, all this is a great old location.

542
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400
Yeah, sir.

543
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,400
Obviously it's a good old location.

544
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,400
Dude, this is only a 10 foot area.

545
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

546
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,400
It's just kind of a car piece of cardboard.

547
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400
On this location.

548
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,400
An arrow, weiner, the bull side.

549
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,400
Okay, now what would you rather be on the glory hole?

550
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:58,400
I mean, because both ends are technically the business end.

551
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400
Yeah, yeah.

552
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,400
Both ends of the glory hole are definitely the business end.

553
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,400
There's no way to do it.

554
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,400
I don't want to be on the really real business end of it.

555
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,400
Which one's that?

556
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,400
The fucking guy on the other side on his knees.

557
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,400
That's a shitty side.

558
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,400
He could be leaning over.

559
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400
He could be doing whatever he wants with the other.

560
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,400
He could be at a chair.

561
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400
He could be.

562
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,400
He could be.

563
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400
But I don't want to be on him.

564
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:23,400
I'd rather be the guy standing at the other side of the glory hole.

565
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,400
Yeah.

566
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,400
And he's been here 50-50.

567
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,400
Rolling the dice.

568
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400
True gambler.

569
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400
Fuck yeah.

570
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,400
I'd rather think about it though.

571
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,400
I don't want to have to think about it at all.

572
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,400
This guy, you're putting a wiener into a mouth.

573
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400
This guy might have herpes.

574
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,400
Oh yeah.

575
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,400
He might have sores.

576
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,400
He probably does.

577
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,400
If you're the guy sucking, you can at least look at the wiener and be like, pass.

578
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,400
Wow.

579
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400
That's true.

580
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,400
What are you guys talking about?

581
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,400
I'm wondering the same thing.

582
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,400
You gotta pay attention here.

583
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,400
Neal's is sick.

584
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400
Sounds awful.

585
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,400
It is very awful.

586
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,400
But it's true life, Mary.

587
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,400
We need to get to the bottom of it.

588
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400
Yeah.

589
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,400
These are deep discussions.

590
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,400
The literary Neal's show needs no answers.

591
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,400
So Carla has the glory hole in his store?

592
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,400
I don't know if you should read the name.

593
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:15,400
But I mean, you see, literally you'd be there every day.

594
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400
No, I don't think it's a joke.

595
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,400
I think it's a joke.

596
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,400
Yeah.

597
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,400
I think he does not have a kid.

598
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,400
He has a picture of Jerry Lewis up his thing.

599
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,400
No, it's like we said, Larry.

600
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,400
You're frequenting it very much.

601
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,400
Yeah, it's a what's his name?

602
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,400
It's a picture of what the hell's his name?

603
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
I don't know, man.

604
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,400
You're drawing a blank for me?

605
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400
Don Nott's.

606
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,400
No, I only chucked something better.

607
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,400
You can't even talk about something.

608
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,400
Chuck Berry.

609
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400
Chuck Berry, that's what I was thinking.

610
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,400
He's known for more than the black guy farting on Hookers.

611
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400
How about only him?

612
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,400
He's only the world's greatest fucking rock hero.

613
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,400
Did you hear about the little rascals gang that robbed the bank?

614
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400
No.

615
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
Come on.

616
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400
What?

617
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400
Yeah, Mary has, didn't you?

618
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,400
There's a group of children that they dubbed the little rascals.

619
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400
They thought they were over 18.

620
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,400
Is this in Brazil?

621
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,400
No, this is United States.

622
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,400
Oh, I know.

623
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400
What else, man?

624
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400
Is that in the Atlantic?

625
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,400
Eleventh, 12 and 16.

626
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400
No shit.

627
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,400
Yeah.

628
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,400
That is awesome.

629
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,400
And they were dubbed the little rascals gang.

630
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400
Shout out to America for letting this happen, really.

631
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,400
Did they get away with it?

632
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400
No, the parents' tournament.

633
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,400
So they did, but then the parents' tournament?

634
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,400
Yeah, they got away with it for a minute.

635
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,400
They moved.

636
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400
They moved to the gameboys and shit.

637
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400
Yeah, but that's the thing, the FBI couldn't trap these fucking kids.

638
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,400
Come on.

639
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,400
Dummy.

640
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,400
Three children.

641
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,400
But think about it, that's a pretty smart thing.

642
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,400
I always wonder, well, I'll tell you what, man, the last...

643
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,400
We knew somebody that robbed banks, but at the same time, I wonder when you get, when

644
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,400
you walk away from the bank.

645
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:42,400
Eight years, I've never lost faith in a fucking organization more in my life than I have lost

646
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,400
faith in the FBI.

647
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,400
The FDIC too?

648
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,400
All of them.

649
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,400
Any acronym?

650
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,400
Any acronym for the government is...

651
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,400
N-C-A-A-P.

652
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400
N-A-C-P, all of them.

653
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,400
You can't even get it right.

654
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,400
Oh, man.

655
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,400
They say N-C-A-A-P.

656
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,400
We're gonna have to make you watch that Negro-Magic movie.

657
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,400
That's your punishment with panics.

658
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,400
Magical Negroes.

659
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,400
And there was a...

660
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,400
Magical Negroes.

661
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400
What the hell?

662
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400
Newly already talking about that.

663
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,400
It's a real movie, right?

664
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400
Yeah.

665
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400
It's not fake.

666
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,400
No, I'm not making this up.

667
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,400
Yeah, was this in theaters?

668
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400
Yeah, I think.

669
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,400
And what it was, was they showed like a black guy.

670
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,400
I saw a little snippet of it.

671
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,400
They showed a black guy.

672
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,400
Oh, you did?

673
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,400
Yeah, and they showed him and he goes to the kids.

674
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,400
He goes back to his kids?

675
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,400
No, he goes to the cinema, right?

676
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400
He's talking to...

677
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,400
He says, kids, I'm going to get a pack of cools.

678
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,400
I'll be back soon.

679
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,400
He just never comes back.

680
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400
No, here's your heads.

681
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,400
Here's a Billy Dee Williams one.

682
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,400
He says I want some Cove 45.

683
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,400
Why do you need that Cove 45?

684
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,400
I'm gonna go get a Six Pack of Cove 45.

685
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,400
It's a new port.

686
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,400
Come on.

687
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,400
It's a 40's.

688
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,400
40's, good deal.

689
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,400
Anyways, man.

690
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,400
But back then they had fucking six ports.

691
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,400
Six packs of half tall.

692
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,400
Quartz.

693
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,400
But we're no half quarts.

694
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

695
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,400
Six packs back then.

696
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,900
Anyways, this fucking guy's going, you know what the most dangerous animal in the world

697
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:58,900
is?

698
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,400
And he's standing in front of a picture of a great white shark.

699
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,400
And all the kids go, a shark?

700
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,400
No, it's the white man.

701
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,400
Nice.

702
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,400
And it just gets worse from there.

703
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,400
We respect that guy.

704
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400
Thank you very much.

705
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,400
He is a fucking dummy.

706
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,400
We are funny, aren't we?

707
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400
Wait, is this part of the movie?

708
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,400
Yeah, this is part of the movie.

709
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,400
Wait, really?

710
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,400
This is still in the movie?

711
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,400
Yeah.

712
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,400
Holy shit.

713
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,400
I may have to watch this.

714
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,400
I mean, this is a memory of the Ultra.

715
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,400
It's fucking an hysteric movie.

716
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,900
I mean, you're kidding me, right?

717
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:25,900
It's hysterically funny.

718
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:26,900
Dude, it's MK Ultra shit.

719
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:27,900
They're brainwashing people.

720
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,400
Literally, we're your friends.

721
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,400
It's great.

722
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,400
White people are not bad.

723
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,400
I recommend everyone to see it after it's online.

724
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:39,680
Don't pay to see it, but after it's out there, you gotta fucking see it because it is fucking

725
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,680
hysterically funny.

726
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,400
Well, yeah, many people did pay to see it.

727
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,400
No.

728
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,400
No, obviously not.

729
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,040
But no one's inherently evil, are they?

730
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,400
They couldn't even pay the fucking.

731
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:55,400
They couldn't even pay the fucking backstage deli tray bill from the fucking box office.

732
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,400
Dude, they only made like $1.5 million off this movie.

733
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,400
A cheap movie.

734
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,400
They could be the deli worker.

735
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,400
Dude, no.

736
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,400
I'm telling you.

737
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,400
Off the rails.

738
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,400
A cheap movie these days is like $25 million for a low budget.

739
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,400
Well, just to pay for the food service?

740
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:15,400
We'll probably be a million in the fucking box or a fucking $500,000 fucking dollars.

741
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,400
They barely covered the fucking cotton.

742
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,400
Yeah.

743
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,400
Well, for the unions.

744
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,400
Those motherfuckers are gouging.

745
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,400
Yeah, thank God for the unions.

746
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,400
I will tell you what though.

747
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:28,120
The one kid that was born evil was that kid that you had a serial killer kid.

748
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,120
Which one?

749
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,400
That one kid that was killing strangling babies and stuff.

750
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,400
Oh, yeah.

751
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,400
There's been a lot of them, but yeah, I know what I'm talking about.

752
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,400
No, the one we were listening to.

753
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,400
Yeah, the little stinkers.

754
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400
Yeah.

755
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,400
The one we were listening to.

756
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,400
Holy cow.

757
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:43,400
The kid was like nine or eight years old and he was putting cigarette butts on the kids'

758
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,400
eye.

759
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:49,400
And he was quick to like, when the cops hit the bull, like he could choke in the baby.

760
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,400
Oh, no, yeah, the baby was choking me.

761
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,400
He could circumvent the bull.

762
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,400
Yeah, he was convincing the cops.

763
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,400
He was a great bullshitter.

764
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,400
Yeah, he was like, holy cow, baby.

765
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,400
That was great.

766
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,400
How old is this kid strangling babies?

767
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400
He was 10 years old.

768
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400
He murdered like three people.

769
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,400
He's trying someone at camp or something.

770
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400
Here's a good headline for you guys to run with.

771
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,400
How's this?

772
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,400
Okay.

773
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,400
Baptist University professor found dead in gay bath house.

774
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,400
Wait, wait, repeat.

775
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,400
Don't ask, don't ask Obama anything.

776
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:23,000
Baptist University professor found dead in gay bath house.

777
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Says bath house.

778
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,400
A professor at a Baptist University who went missing during the conference in Florida.

779
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,400
Missing in quotes.

780
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,400
I'm giving the air quotes.

781
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,400
He was a missing.

782
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,400
He just got back.

783
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,400
He was found dead in a gay sauna.

784
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,400
His death doesn't appear to be.

785
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,400
I don't know.

786
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400
I'm not at all.

787
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,400
I mean, if it's an old boy.

788
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,400
I mean, if it's a boys club, yeah.

789
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,400
You know what I mean by boys club?

790
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,400
Bath house, berry kind of stuff.

791
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,400
Yeah, I know.

792
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,400
But do they let women in the sauna with you?

793
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,400
Yeah, they do.

794
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,400
Okay, that's nice.

795
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,400
Some places they do, yeah.

796
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400
So everyone can get infected.

797
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,400
Well, no, a sauna was in the sauna with a woman today.

798
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Oh, it's nice.

799
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,400
Did you get anything?

800
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,400
No.

801
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400
Oh, damn.

802
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,400
She's still locked in there on this basement.

803
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400
She's still there.

804
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,400
She's waiting to get home.

805
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,400
She needs to lose 10 pounds.

806
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,400
I'm gonna turn the sauna up to 110.

807
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,400
110, it's at 220.

808
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,400
220, and I got like a skinny.

809
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,400
Sweating that fucking.

810
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,400
So that's just a funny headline.

811
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,400
I love it when these people, I mean,

812
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,400
I met this university professor found dead in a gay bath house.

813
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,400
I mean, honestly, that's not even gonna get to me.

814
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,400
You know, bitch wear.

815
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,400
Yeah, really?

816
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,400
People are gonna remember you.

817
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,400
Man, this guy did all this good shit,

818
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,400
and then he ended up being a fruitcake

819
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400
and a giant in a bath house.

820
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,400
Well, who knows if he was doing good shit?

821
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,400
Well, if he was administered at the Baptist University

822
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,400
or whatever, he could have been skimmed off the top.

823
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,400
But he wasn't dancing with snakes' Baptist.

824
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,400
That's what I like.

825
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,400
Those are the Baptists.

826
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,400
Those are the real evangelists.

827
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,400
Yeah, they're not afraid of death.

828
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,400
So AI Translate, Hitler speech,

829
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,400
social media users express support for fear.

830
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400
So they created an AI Hitler.

831
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,400
And they realized how great he was.

832
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,400
Well, it translates into English, right?

833
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,400
What a great guy.

834
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,400
Did you ever hear that?

835
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,400
Great speaker.

836
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,400
Yeah, but then it builds off of...

837
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,400
I've read it, actually, when they do the subtitles underneath.

838
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,400
That's the way you have to do it.

839
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,400
Don't listen to shit.

840
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,400
That's how the media gets you.

841
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,400
Read it.

842
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,400
Dummy's can't read.

843
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,400
You know what I mean?

844
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,400
They don't have an attention span.

845
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,400
I watch all my shows.

846
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,400
Not my shows, shall I say, but movies with subtitles.

847
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400
Dude, you know what?

848
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,400
I cannot watch.

849
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,400
Sometimes I'm so hooked on the subtitle

850
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,400
saying if something doesn't interest me, I'm like too far.

851
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,400
You pick up shit you don't know, tells you the music gets played in the background.

852
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,400
It tells you whatever.

853
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,400
You know what, listen.

854
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,400
We're a dumb-down society.

855
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,400
No one's dumb-down than you.

856
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,400
Well, listen to this.

857
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,400
Larry, I will kick you right in the fucking chest.

858
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,400
So if you're buying a book off Amazon,

859
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,400
you know Amazon prints that book up?

860
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,400
Yes.

861
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,400
Every single book up?

862
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,400
Amazon can change.

863
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,400
Whatever the hell they want.

864
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,400
His uncle was in Darpa, Bezos.

865
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,400
Before they set it out.

866
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,400
A lot of my music books I buy, this is the weirdest thing.

867
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,400
I mean listen to this.

868
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,400
You've got to go to like a used bookstore nowadays.

869
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,400
The most.

870
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,400
Listen, I'm going to start a place on the fucking internet that sells used books.

871
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400
I'm going to become a billionaire.

872
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,400
No, check this out.

873
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,400
Check this out.

874
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,400
Come on.

875
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400
Check this out.

876
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:24,400
A lot of the books I buy, they're made in Minomi, Illinois,

877
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:28,400
and they're usually printed like two days after I ordered them.

878
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400
Okay.

879
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,400
Or a day after I ordered them.

880
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,400
Or the date that I ordered them.

881
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,400
They are.

882
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,400
As you order them, they're printing that shit up.

883
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,400
They don't even have to have the fucking shit in stock.

884
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,400
We're not talking about that.

885
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400
We're talking about Darpa.

886
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,400
No.

887
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,400
It's the same thing though.

888
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,400
So they can change whatever they want.

889
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,400
They can censor them whatever they want.

890
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,400
But like let's say you ordered a Bible.

891
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,400
Let's say you ordered a book.

892
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,400
Music books are going to be music books.

893
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,400
Socialism.

894
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,400
No, no.

895
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,400
Socialism stuff.

896
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,400
They can take out chapters and they can do whatever they want.

897
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,400
They can change anything.

898
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,400
Yeah, that's what makes you leave it.

899
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,400
Change one word could change the fucking meaning of the whole fucking thing.

900
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,400
They could take out whole verses.

901
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,400
Exactly.

902
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,400
That's why if I get any books now, I gotta go to like a used book store.

903
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,400
That's it man.

904
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,400
Make sure it was actually their original book.

905
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,400
Print is print.

906
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,400
But still.

907
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,400
I don't think on the internet it's fake.

908
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,400
I don't think on the internet it's fake.

909
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,400
But it's the same thing.

910
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,400
They're printing a book.

911
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,400
You think it's real.

912
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,400
You think it's real.

913
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,400
I want my books from like between 1890 and 1902.

914
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,400
Huh?

915
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,400
Anything after that or before that is no good.

916
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,400
Well that's a scary thing.

917
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,400
Yeah, but okay nothing's not good on print.

918
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,400
It's not at the same time.

919
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,400
This is the narrative of what's going on.

920
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,400
But it's been manipulated like a Kiki saying man.

921
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,400
Man.

922
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,400
I almost said it's real name.

923
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,400
You did.

924
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,400
Oh my god.

925
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,400
You did almost.

926
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,400
That's alright.

927
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,400
To hell.

928
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,400
I'm gonna say his last name in his address now.

929
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,400
Yeah, that's just a true fashion like you.

930
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,400
You gotta kick right to the fucking chops.

931
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,400
Good luck saying my last name.

932
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,400
I can't even know it.

933
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,400
I didn't even know it.

934
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,400
I've read it off the card at the fucking.

935
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400
Parogi monster.

936
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400
Yeah.

937
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:05,400
Did we talk, should we talk about the guy from the, oh wait, we didn't get to AI Hitler.

938
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400
No.

939
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,400
No.

940
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400
Yeah, we started talking about it.

941
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,400
Yeah, we started talking about it.

942
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,400
We started talking about how people are liking the, what he's saying.

943
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400
Yeah.

944
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400
AI translates.

945
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,400
They think it's cool.

946
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,400
AI translates Hitler's speech.

947
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,400
Social media users express support for the furor.

948
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,400
Which I mean come on.

949
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,400
The guy's dead.

950
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,400
It's not like okay whatever.

951
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Now they're just trying to start white nationalists.

952
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,400
But what they did was they developed.

953
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,400
That could all be a PSYOP.

954
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,400
It's on Twitter.

955
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,400
Well, okay.

956
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,400
You can actually see it.

957
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,400
But which doesn't, I mean listen, everything's a PSYOP.

958
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,400
Just like the Mossad in the United States started ISIS.

959
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,400
Twitter's probably the best chance of being the truth besides the Larry Needle show.

960
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,400
Why would ISIS attack Russia?

961
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,400
They haven't done anything in decades.

962
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,400
The Mossad in the United States started ISIS.

963
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,400
It's proven.

964
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,400
And how are they getting?

965
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,400
We gave them all these vehicles.

966
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,400
How are they getting there?

967
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,400
It just doesn't make sense.

968
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,400
I mean, anybody gets there.

969
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,400
But all of a sudden this cell turns into a terrorist factory.

970
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,400
And why are they going to Russia?

971
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,400
What the hell do they care about going to Russia?

972
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Russia doesn't have anything for them.

973
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,400
It's all the same.

974
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,400
It's like World War III.

975
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,400
Russia right now, it sounds like we're starving.

976
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:15,400
They, you know, there was a fire tonight in Russia's...

977
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,400
The Capitol?

978
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,400
Orchestra, like a musical.

979
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,400
Yeah, no, that was yesterday.

980
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,400
Yeah, 40 people were killed, 100 were wounded.

981
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,400
But they're saying that's ISIS?

982
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,400
Yeah, ISIS claimed it.

983
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400
Yeah, but they don't believe it's ISIS.

984
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,400
But they don't believe it.

985
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,400
No, it's not.

986
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,400
It's the Mossad in the United States.

987
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,400
It's us, probably.

988
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,400
And they want to start World War III.

989
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400
Exactly, Mary Stray.

990
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,400
You just said that.

991
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,400
That's what I just said.

992
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,400
Well, it's starting, I guess.

993
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,400
Yeah, they want to start that shit.

994
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,400
Because Putin is our ally.

995
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,400
It's the only country that still believes in God and they hate it.

996
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,400
They can't disrupt Russia.

997
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,400
Tranny stuff ain't going in there.

998
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,400
No.

999
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,400
This whole degradation of children and the abuse of children.

1000
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,400
First, I mean, people in Europe.

1001
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,400
Russian chicks are too pretty and too hot to fucking need trannies.

1002
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,400
So that doesn't matter about that.

1003
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,400
No, they don't fuck around with the internet.

1004
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,400
Why would they fuck around with that when they got all that?

1005
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:10,400
We have all of that, Larry, but it's the internet that's influencing the children to do all this stuff.

1006
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400
But in Russia, they probably still have internet cafes.

1007
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:19,400
Listen, the KGB, the Stadi, the film, the Russians, they've all been through the ringer and back,

1008
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,400
even the children.

1009
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,400
They know all the bullshit.

1010
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,400
They've been on rations.

1011
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,400
Listen, a peaceful resolution to the Ukraine problem.

1012
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,400
Man, long time ago, but NATO doesn't want peace.

1013
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,400
NATO wants war.

1014
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,400
That's the problem.

1015
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,400
NATO is the problem.

1016
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,400
Go usher in the New World Order.

1017
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,400
Take your purple helmet to another Russia.

1018
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,400
And now, you know, China stands with Russia.

1019
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,400
So that's only two people with a negotiator.

1020
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,400
I mean, they're like the peace to me.

1021
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,400
We have to go for the leader of China.

1022
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,400
I mean, come on.

1023
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,400
The claim responsibility for terrorist attack are unfounded.

1024
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:57,400
The widely shared image of what alleged to be a statement by the group taking responsibility

1025
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:04,400
for the incident uses a news template that ISIS apparently abandoned many years ago.

1026
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,400
It was probably in the ISIS.

1027
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,400
It was probably in the ISIS.

1028
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,400
I claimed this.

1029
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,400
I mean, we've got some whole things.

1030
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,400
It's like 9-11, the plane wing disappearing.

1031
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,400
They staged a terrorist attack in Moscow.

1032
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:21,400
And now they release an AI video of Kate Middleton at the same time.

1033
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,400
Oh, yeah.

1034
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,400
Oh, you know what?

1035
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,400
She's got cancer.

1036
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,400
I don't give two fucking pints about the British family.

1037
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,400
Me either.

1038
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,400
I really don't.

1039
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,400
They could lick my fucking...

1040
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,400
What's weird is my nuts dipped in Nutella or not even at you.

1041
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,400
I just thought of a new expression.

1042
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,400
I don't think I've ever heard.

1043
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,400
I don't give a squirt about the fucking royal family.

1044
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
Seriously.

1045
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,400
I mean, that's a sentence, but okay.

1046
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,400
I like it.

1047
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,400
I want to start using that shit.

1048
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,400
You can use it all you want.

1049
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,400
I mean...

1050
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,400
Sounds real good.

1051
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,400
So, Needles had some chocolate bars with mushrooms in it today.

1052
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,400
I had.

1053
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,400
We ate them.

1054
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,400
I mean, allegedly.

1055
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,400
Allegedly.

1056
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,400
Allegedly, it had mushrooms in it.

1057
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,400
It made me yawn and fucking laugh.

1058
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,400
I'm eating this tobacco, this nicotine gum.

1059
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,400
I don't think you're supposed to eat it.

1060
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,400
I'm not swallowing it.

1061
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,400
That's the first time you've ever known that.

1062
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:19,400
Yeah, this is the only time I ever spit out.

1063
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,400
Usually I just swallow.

1064
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,400
So, this is what this podcast is like.

1065
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,400
Yeah, we've reverted to tell Lurie's gay all the time.

1066
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,400
It's actually kind of cruel tonight.

1067
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,400
Yeah, no, it's really funny though.

1068
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,400
It's really dumb.

1069
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,400
No, it is.

1070
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,400
I don't either, Mary.

1071
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,400
That's why we do it though.

1072
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,400
It makes us laugh and that's the problem.

1073
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,400
We just sit down here, smoke weed and drink beer.

1074
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,400
I can't imagine why nobody would want to listen to this.

1075
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,400
I don't either.

1076
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,400
That should be our new slogan.

1077
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,400
No, we want to listen to this.

1078
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,400
But you know what?

1079
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,400
We keep doing it every week.

1080
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,400
No one's still listening.

1081
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,400
No, no one's still listening, Mary.

1082
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,400
That's all right.

1083
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,400
We're like, I don't even know.

1084
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,400
Hey, man, episode 101, coming in with a bang.

1085
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,400
Still on how to do this shit.

1086
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,400
No, per our lawyer who tells us we're not funny on multiple occasions.

1087
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,400
I think it really is her favorite thing to do.

1088
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,400
It's coming down in a trash bag.

1089
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,400
Well, I'm hoping that it would be funny to talk about interesting stuff.

1090
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,400
Let's talk about some.

1091
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400
Bring some up, doll.

1092
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,400
Childness.

1093
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:36,400
We all like it.

1094
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:45,400
All you do is act like you're gay.

1095
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,400
Bring up something and it goes back to one of these gay.

1096
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,400
Bring up something else.

1097
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,400
One of these gay.

1098
00:35:55,400 --> 00:36:00,400
We are.

1099
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,400
That's something.

1100
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,400
That's what we're doing.

1101
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,400
You should be a comedian.

1102
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,400
I'm funny.

1103
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,400
Do you guys hear?

1104
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,400
She just tells her truth.

1105
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,400
That's the funny.

1106
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,400
Nobody can tell the truth.

1107
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,400
No, it's real funny.

1108
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,400
You know what, Mary?

1109
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,400
I completely 100% behind you.

1110
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,400
We are not funny.

1111
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,400
The lighting's bad.

1112
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,400
The hammer.

1113
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,400
The mushrooms.

1114
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,400
The American Airlines passenger threatens to take down the plane with all the passengers.

1115
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,400
I saw that guy.

1116
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,400
He's in a headlock right away.

1117
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,400
It's causing trouble on the American Airlines flight.

1118
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,400
Larry wasn't on there.

1119
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,400
He's identified as a 29 year old.

1120
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,400
Shiao Patel from Florida.

1121
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,400
I'm not sure if you know him.

1122
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,400
I would have broken his arm.

1123
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,400
He broke his leg.

1124
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,400
He might have a knife in his toe.

1125
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,400
I would have shoved that knife.

1126
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,400
Patel remarks and threats well intoxicated.

1127
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,400
The documents reveal that Patel shouted

1128
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,400
regulatory slurs called other passengers.

1129
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,400
Blue-eyed white devil.

1130
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,400
He was on board.

1131
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,400
Patel faces charges of battery disorderly conduct and intoxication.

1132
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,400
But he didn't get...

1133
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,400
But he got let out on a bonny loop.

1134
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,400
He was high-styled as soon as he boarded

1135
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,400
and began acting erratically, yelling and cursing at passengers.

1136
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,400
Well, I've done that many times.

1137
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,400
You're escalated.

1138
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,400
When he reportedly slapped someone.

1139
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,400
I've been so fucked up on planes.

1140
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,400
In the hand in his face and spit on them.

1141
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,400
I didn't do that.

1142
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,400
A portion of the incident which occurred while the flight was still grounded

1143
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,400
at Tampa International Airport.

1144
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,400
We recorded his shirt online.

1145
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,400
The footage captured him using an anti-semitic slur

1146
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,400
and being restrained in a headlock.

1147
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,400
One video clip.

1148
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,400
He was wearing a striped button-down shirt.

1149
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,400
He can be heard using derogatory terms.

1150
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,400
I'm trying to get to my home country

1151
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,400
and you all have made it harder for me to get home

1152
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,400
to my country, he shouted.

1153
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,400
Why are we hearing the first place?

1154
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,400
That is recording right now.

1155
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,400
Another video shows a frustrated passenger

1156
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,400
wearing a blue witty and baseball hat

1157
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,400
intervened by grabbing him and putting him in a headlock.

1158
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,400
Nice.

1159
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,400
Now put your hands down and don't touch anybody the man shouted

1160
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,400
as he kept him in the headlock.

1161
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,400
I'm a police officer, set a woman...

1162
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,400
Oh man, I don't believe that at all.

1163
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,400
Listen to this.

1164
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,400
I'm gonna take your clothes off.

1165
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,400
That's how it begins.

1166
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,400
Check out this show.

1167
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,400
Check out this fuck-up that I did.

1168
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,400
They had these really nice folding chairs

1169
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,400
at the voting thing and I said to Mary,

1170
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,400
these folding chairs are very nice.

1171
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,400
We could use them for the podcast.

1172
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,400
I said in front of this kid Alex and I'm like,

1173
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,400
I hope he doesn't say what podcast and he didn't.

1174
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,400
I'm like, oh my god, because I'd say no dude,

1175
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,400
I was just talking shit because I would never fucking say...

1176
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,400
We were thinking about doing a podcast.

1177
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,400
But no, I'm thinking of getting these folding chairs

1178
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,400
that are like... Yeah, because you're embarrassed of what we say

1179
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,400
on microphone when we just put it out in the air.

1180
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,400
Well, I don't want people to fucking actually know

1181
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,400
my real name to fucking see it.

1182
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,400
They can correlate who you are.

1183
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,400
These guys are real derp.

1184
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,400
We know the crazy thing.

1185
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,400
Any of these people that try to dude-pull this dumb shit

1186
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,400
on airplanes, especially Americans,

1187
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,400
Americans are done with this shit.

1188
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,400
We're like, all right buddy, say something.

1189
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,400
Richard Ramirez?

1190
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,400
The Shubambo.

1191
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,400
No, Richard Ramirez is the night sucker.

1192
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,400
Okay, but Ramirez was the guy's last name.

1193
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,400
It sounds right.

1194
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,400
Richard Ramirez is the night sucker.

1195
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,400
It wasn't Richard, but yeah, maybe Ramirez.

1196
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400
Something like Jose Ramirez or something like that.

1197
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,400
I think it was George Ramirez.

1198
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,400
Something they put in a taco truck.

1199
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,400
Yeah.

1200
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,400
Jorge's taco.

1201
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,400
For the authentic Mexican field.

1202
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,400
But now people aren't putting up for that shit anymore.

1203
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,400
What's that? What kind of shit?

1204
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,400
Any person in a plane.

1205
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,400
A legal cover over the border.

1206
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,400
We're gonna fucking jump that motherfucker.

1207
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400
Somebody says they're gonna kill somebody.

1208
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,400
All right, I'm dead.

1209
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,400
I'll be the first one to jump in seats at that moment.

1210
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,400
Seriously, I would be.

1211
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,400
Oops, I actually grabbed your dog's poop on the way there.

1212
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,400
Sorry.

1213
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,400
You just grabbed him boobs on the way there.

1214
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Excuse me.

1215
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,400
Sexual assault vigilante.

1216
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,400
That's what you are.

1217
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,400
SAV.

1218
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,400
The savvy one.

1219
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,400
Sexual assault vigilante.

1220
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,400
I'm the sexual assault vigilante.

1221
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400
I'm safety.

1222
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,400
You're in a bus.

1223
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400
Some thugs are about to shoot a lady.

1224
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,400
You grab all the boobs on the way there.

1225
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,400
And then you're disarming.

1226
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,400
I don't stop sexual assault.

1227
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,400
I commit it while I'm stopping crime.

1228
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,400
But who's gonna stop me?

1229
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400
Ah, did you put your gum in there?

1230
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,400
Yes, I did, son.

1231
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,400
Dirt bag shit, dude.

1232
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,400
Not real dirt bag shit.

1233
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,400
I guarantee Pelosi and Schumer were on a flight down immediately after this happened.

1234
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,400
I apologize to this guy.

1235
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,400
Who?

1236
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,400
The Indian guy that said all about this.

1237
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,400
Oh, yeah.

1238
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,400
Listen, man.

1239
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,400
It's okay that you're anti-semitic.

1240
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,400
So are we, even though I'm a Jew too.

1241
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,400
Yeah.

1242
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,400
They don't know the difference anymore. It's all dollars. Everybody's paid off.

1243
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,400
Yeah.

1244
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,400
That's all it is. Do you get money?

1245
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,400
Do you guys see the Don Lemon,

1246
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,400
Elon Musk interview?

1247
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
Yes, that was fucking phenomenal.

1248
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,400
Elon is great.

1249
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,400
But did you see Don Lemon's demands?

1250
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,400
Oh, that was ridiculous.

1251
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,400
I heard about it.

1252
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,400
Yeah, it's like a cyber truck and all this other bullshit.

1253
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400
I want my own cyber truck.

1254
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,400
I want $8 million advance.

1255
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,400
Something like that.

1256
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,400
I want $5 million a year.

1257
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,400
It was really outrageous.

1258
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,400
Oh, I want stock in the company.

1259
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,400
I want to be able to edit and see what's getting said on X.

1260
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,400
Elon Musk is like

1261
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,400
pound sand motherfucker.

1262
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,400
You're nuts.

1263
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400
Well, yeah, he's good.

1264
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400
That's what he said.

1265
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,400
He's basically like, he's as cool as that motherfucker eating the apple in the dude's face.

1266
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,400
No, he's cool.

1267
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,400
Elon's pretty fucking cool.

1268
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,400
He's controlled.

1269
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,400
He's controlled.

1270
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,400
Listen, he's pushing electric cars.

1271
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,400
Come on.

1272
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,400
He's just pushing electric cars.

1273
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,400
Well, he's got a lot of money invested in him.

1274
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,400
But here's the thing.

1275
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,400
Like Mary sent a Needles without

1276
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,400
right, Mary X, it's the only

1277
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,400
outlet to the truth.

1278
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,400
At this point in time, yes.

1279
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,400
She always said, but he's still censoring people.

1280
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,400
He censored Don Lemon.

1281
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,400
No, he didn't censor Don Lemon.

1282
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,400
He just fucking laughed in his fucking face.

1283
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,400
Don Lemon got to say whatever he wanted.

1284
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400
He wanted a job.

1285
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,400
He wanted to censor people.

1286
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,400
He wanted to censor people and he wasn't flying for it.

1287
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,400
Here's the other thing.

1288
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,400
When you go in for an interview

1289
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,400
and you're going for a job anywhere,

1290
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,400
to any place, you're going for your electrician job.

1291
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,400
Do you go to the fucking boss?

1292
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,400
Hey, buddy.

1293
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,400
Listen, I don't like how you run things.

1294
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,400
You're not even hired yet.

1295
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,400
I want to fucking be in charge.

1296
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,400
I want to work.

1297
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,400
Do you think you're going to get the fucking job?

1298
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,400
First of all, I started with him asking about his drug use.

1299
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,400
And then it came out that Elon Musk is like,

1300
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,400
I don't use drugs.

1301
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,400
And then a week later, he's like, oh, yeah,

1302
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,400
I do ketamine once in a while.

1303
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,400
Well, he said drugs.

1304
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,400
It is drugs.

1305
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,400
People, the normies don't understand it.

1306
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,400
When you're in a business world, we have to remember,

1307
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,400
when he smoked weed on Joe Drogen,

1308
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,400
he got drug tested

1309
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,400
because he had a contract with the government,

1310
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,400
and he had a contract with the government.

1311
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,400
And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about.

1312
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,400
You can't get past a firmament.

1313
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,400
We all know this.

1314
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,400
Let's build a rocket to go nowhere.

1315
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,400
It's like, what's her nuts that build the bridge

1316
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400
to go nowhere up there?

1317
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,400
And that Pelosi what was it?

1318
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,400
Might as well be the Tower of Babel.

1319
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,400
What was that lady that built the bridge

1320
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,400
to nowhere in Alaska

1321
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,400
or with the fucks-her-nuts?

1322
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,400
Shit.

1323
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,400
Damn, that's nice.

1324
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,400
I can't remember her name.

1325
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,400
Oh, man.

1326
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,400
Oh, man.

1327
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,400
Jesus, man.

1328
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,400
You're doing it.

1329
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,400
You're a-overhead.

1330
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,400
I'm having a piss.

1331
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400
Spanns.

1332
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,400
Yeah, we keep paying those people money.

1333
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,400
100%.

1334
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,400
Yeah, I saw that.

1335
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,400
Bullshit.

1336
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,400
True.

1337
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,400
Yeah.

1338
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
Bullshit.

1339
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,400
Bullshit.

1340
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
True.

1341
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,400
Yeah.

1342
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400
Yeah.

1343
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,400
Yeah.

1344
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,400
Yeah.

1345
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,400
Yeah.

1346
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,400
Yeah.

1347
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,400
I don't know.

1348
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,400
I don't like him.

1349
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,400
He's definitely an asshole.

1350
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,400
Maybe he's not a cock sucker.

1351
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,400
Imagine how different the situation would be covered.

1352
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,400
And it's different too.

1353
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,400
Imagine how different the situation would be covered

1354
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,400
if we did not have acts.

1355
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,400
I should smack you from here.

1356
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,400
We're in the mainstream media.

1357
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,400
Got a chance to establish their narrative.

1358
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,400
The citizen journals already analyzed

1359
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,400
the situation and dismantled it around the globe.

1360
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,400
Nice.

1361
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,400
The mainstream media just can't keep up.

1362
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,400
Nice.

1363
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,400
You know what I'm saying?

1364
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,400
That's why acts is very important.

1365
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,400
Very, very important.

1366
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,400
First of all, the Russians know what's going on.

1367
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,400
Here's the thing.

1368
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,400
When Elon Musk got into the electric car business,

1369
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,400
it was an entrepreneurial thing to make fucking money.

1370
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,400
He didn't really know how fucked it was.

1371
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,400
First of all, he started-

1372
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,400
He didn't know it was going to get to this.

1373
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,400
He was doing this years before these cock suckers.

1374
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,400
He didn't know the bat that he had

1375
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,400
that he couldn't build this battery

1376
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,400
for the city.

1377
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400
The whole city was in a couple of

1378
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,400
like, I think it was like 100 and something days.

1379
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,400
Or like, it was like a

1380
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,400
less than like a year.

1381
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,400
Did he make the bat?

1382
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,400
He was generated for this place.

1383
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,400
He kept on getting knocked off the grid.

1384
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400
So it worked.

1385
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,400
So the guy did some good things,

1386
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,400
but electric cars are going to be the death of every party.

1387
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,400
I understand, but at the time he didn't realize this.

1388
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,400
He invested in Tesla

1389
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,400
right when it started.

1390
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,400
Because he sold PayPal.

1391
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,400
He didn't invent it.

1392
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,400
No, not at all, but electric cars were, I mean-

1393
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,400
Electric cars, you know, aren't going to

1394
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,400
ruin everything if we're forced to all own them.

1395
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,400
Then it will ruin everything.

1396
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,400
If the few people that want them

1397
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,400
that have them now, it'll be okay.

1398
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,400
The whole thing is, imagine how much strain

1399
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,400
you have to go on the electrical grid to put a charger

1400
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,400
at every single house in the house.

1401
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,400
It's ridiculous.

1402
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,400
It's not going to happen.

1403
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,400
You understand load calculations.

1404
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,400
It's just not in his face.

1405
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,400
I was talking to

1406
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,400
our friend with the Tesla, man,

1407
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,400
and he was telling me all about it, and telling me

1408
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,400
he's got the charger in his house, and the fucking thing.

1409
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,400
Yeah, so the power goes out your fault.

1410
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,400
And I took a ride to them downtown and shit,

1411
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,400
and I'm looking at the screen, and I was like, holy fuck.

1412
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,400
How do you even look out the window

1413
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,400
when you're staring at this fucking

1414
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,400
TV screen that's got all this shit?

1415
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,400
And then check this out, man.

1416
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,400
He told me when you go by the graveyard,

1417
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,400
you could see people walking around.

1418
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Yeah.

1419
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,400
Because like when we went back,

1420
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,400
and I'm like, Mary said,

1421
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,400
those are the people probably with the vaccine

1422
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,400
that are buried, and the fucking shit

1423
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,400
is really out there.

1424
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,400
You're just like really out there all of a sudden.

1425
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,400
I know, it's a crazy fucking, it's a crazy theory.

1426
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,400
I mean, that's pretty crazy, bro.

1427
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,400
Well, no, like his cars,

1428
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,400
it could see infrared.

1429
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,400
And here's what happened.

1430
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400
So it showed like, it seemed signature.

1431
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,400
There was cones on the road,

1432
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,400
it showed them on his screen.

1433
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,400
There was a guy walking, a work guy,

1434
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,400
and it showed him on his screen.

1435
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,400
It showed the cars parked in front of us,

1436
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,400
and behind us, on the screen.

1437
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,400
There was night vision, and ferrari, and his ramp.

1438
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,400
It was like a video game.

1439
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,400
I'd be like, damn, dude, I wouldn't be able to look out

1440
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,400
the fucking windshield.

1441
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,400
I'd be staring at this fucking screen the whole time.

1442
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,400
They have like 20 cameras on it.

1443
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,400
It was amazing.

1444
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,400
I was like, I'm gonna go to the car.

1445
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,400
And if I try to pass people, it locks the brakes.

1446
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,400
So if I'm in a lane,

1447
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,400
and some guy's getting ready to turn,

1448
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,400
and he's going slow enough,

1449
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,400
and I can't even go to lock the brakes up.

1450
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,400
Oh man, that sucks balls.

1451
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,400
Yeah, you know how to suck balls.

1452
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,400
You know how to drive.

1453
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,400
Yeah, you really know how to suck balls.

1454
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,400
I'm fucking hammered down.

1455
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,400
You know Tesla though,

1456
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,400
the electric cars are one thing,

1457
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,400
but Tesla is the number one thing.

1458
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,400
They are mapping the streets of the entire world right now.

1459
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,400
Yeah, it's like Google and all that bullshit here.

1460
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,400
Because no one has more cameras.

1461
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,400
Well, no, it has to think, so they are mapping the roads

1462
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,400
of the world, and they're going to be the number one company

1463
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,400
in the world when all these taxis

1464
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,400
are all driverless and everything.

1465
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,400
Automated and shit.

1466
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,400
They're going to know the shit more than anyone.

1467
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,400
Well, they're going to have everything mapped,

1468
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,400
and that's very big money.

1469
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,400
The thing is you let these fucking Roombas in your house,

1470
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,400
and they map your whole house out.

1471
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,400
Yeah, that's right.

1472
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,400
So they go, okay, here's the bedroom.

1473
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,400
Here's the other bedroom. Here's the kids' bedroom.

1474
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,400
We got the layout, kiddo. Guess what we do next?

1475
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,400
Bring the ATF in, and say you work for Hillary and all.

1476
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400
Boom, kicking that motherfucker in the air.

1477
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,400
How?

1478
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,400
This guy selling guns.

1479
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,400
The Chinese guys are coming across.

1480
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,400
Yeah, you work for the Hillary's Air Force.

1481
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,400
This would be a better...

1482
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,400
There were no even one.

1483
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,400
You think they have a pizza place in there?

1484
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,400
Yeah.

1485
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,400
Billy's Pizza.

1486
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400
Hillary's Hot Dog Hall.

1487
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,400
Oh, man.

1488
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,400
Oh, jeez.

1489
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,400
They have Hillary's Hot Dog Hall and Billy's Pizza.

1490
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,400
Patch.

1491
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,400
It's a patch.

1492
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,400
Monica's Oral Surgery.

1493
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,400
Oh, man.

1494
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,400
I mean, to hear what your husband's saying over here.

1495
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,400
It's a true pervert.

1496
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,400
She knows I'm an asshole.

1497
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,400
Yeah, we all know that.

1498
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,400
She's married to me for years.

1499
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,400
She's not the only one that knows that.

1500
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,400
That's why I don't come down.

1501
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,400
Yeah.

1502
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,400
It sounds like that's the first thing she says.

1503
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,400
Well, you know what?

1504
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,400
It's better when you join in,

1505
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,400
because then it keeps the fucking shit rolling.

1506
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,400
It keeps this dummy away from the camera.

1507
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,400
I will fucking roll.

1508
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,400
Man.

1509
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,400
Kicked in the chops right in the seatbelt.

1510
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,400
So, let me say,

1511
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,400
Neal's coming out.

1512
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,400
He's bringing his DUI class.

1513
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,400
Oh, man.

1514
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,400
Why would you do that?

1515
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,400
Why would you do that?

1516
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,400
And so now he's going to get back to coming to cry on McGon.

1517
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,400
He's been dying to fight with me.

1518
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,400
Yeah, and I have to.

1519
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,400
He's been giving us fucking kill box.

1520
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,400
It's a room with a padded floor,

1521
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,400
a mirror on one wall,

1522
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,400
a fucking dancing rail on the other side.

1523
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,400
Dancing rail.

1524
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,400
It looks like a fucking dance studio to me.

1525
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,400
It looks like a ballet thing.

1526
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,400
To me, it looks like a dancing fucking thing.

1527
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,400
You feel very comfortable.

1528
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,400
But we use definitely the fucking kill space.

1529
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,400
Snitch in the rail.

1530
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,400
It's probably for the little kids or something.

1531
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,400
Whatever.

1532
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,400
Can't say you haven't.

1533
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,400
I don't know why.

1534
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,400
I don't think people fucking go up in their ass on the rail.

1535
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,400
Whatever.

1536
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,400
It's caught in the locker room.

1537
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,400
The laundry basket.

1538
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,400
Whatever.

1539
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,400
Whatever.

1540
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,400
Whatever.

1541
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,400
Hey man, what are you doing?

1542
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,400
Whatever.

1543
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,400
Whatever.

1544
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,400
What kind of answer was that?

1545
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,400
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

1546
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,400
What do you mean?

1547
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,400
Who called the cops?

1548
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,400
Whatever.

1549
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,400
No, then you run.

1550
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,400
Whatever.

1551
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,400
Oh, shit.

1552
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,400
He married a good neighbor.

1553
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,400
I don't know what kind of locker room...

1554
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,400
Holy shit, I want a 80 there.

1555
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,400
I don't know what kind of locker room is an underwear basket.

1556
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,400
The guy you want to be in.

1557
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,400
Someone who...

1558
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,400
...throw fucking lost his money.

1559
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,400
Yeah, it sounds like heaven.

1560
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,400
Whatever.

1561
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,400
Little ladies just throw their underwear in a basket.

1562
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,400
He comes in with a wig.

1563
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,400
Ladies!

1564
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,400
Did it collect a basket?

1565
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,400
Jesus.

1566
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,400
You go Larry.

1567
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,400
I'm going off camera to blow his nose.

1568
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,400
Oh boy.

1569
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,400
You know I'm probably still on mic.

1570
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,400
I'm probably on Mary's mic.

1571
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,400
You see what you've been missing all these episodes, Mary?

1572
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,400
Yes.

1573
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,400
Not too much.

1574
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,400
The same stupid shit we do every weekend.

1575
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,400
What's that?

1576
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,400
We want to see what time is at.

1577
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,400
Okay.

1578
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,400
There's no other way to do it.

1579
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,400
For you to stand in front of the camera.

1580
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,400
Manipulate the mouse and fuck around the arrow a little bit.

1581
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,400
Man.

1582
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,400
To make it show the time.

1583
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,400
You should be a sex instructor.

1584
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,400
Manipulate the mouse.

1585
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,400
Point the arrow towards this point.

1586
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,400
Point.

1587
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,400
How much time is left?

1588
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,400
I can't say what I want to say because my wife is here.

1589
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,400
You want to manipulate this?

1590
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,400
You know, because he tells a weird story about the Germany.

1591
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,400
What he was caught in a cool...

1592
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,400
No.

1593
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,400
13 year old...

1594
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,400
You know, pineapple.

1595
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,400
Yeah.

1596
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,400
Pineapples don't even come out here ever.

1597
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,400
I imported it, buddy.

1598
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,400
Just for this.

1599
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,400
Yeah.

1600
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,400
Oh, boy.

1601
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,400
Let's put them to shots.

1602
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,400
We make them want to say shit,

1603
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,400
but I can't because, again, my wife is here.

1604
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,400
Hey, you're censoring yourself?

1605
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,400
No, I'm not.

1606
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,400
You said you were.

1607
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,400
You're this guy.

1608
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,400
You have someone in front of her.

1609
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,400
Whoa.

1610
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,400
I guess I am a little bit.

1611
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,400
Yeah, you're censoring yourself 100%.

1612
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,400
That's all right.

1613
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,400
What time are we at?

1614
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,400
That was like Don Lemon.

1615
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,400
Yeah, I was like Don Lemon for a minute.

1616
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,400
What time are we at?

1617
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,400
Without the fucking parade of boys.

1618
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,400
Well, he got a huge asexual assault, too.

1619
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,400
Oh, of course he did.

1620
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,400
All those fuckers are sexually assault.

1621
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,400
Don Lemon can't stand white people,

1622
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,400
is he?

1623
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,400
I already saw these David Dainwood for a long time.

1624
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,400
What's the same thing with

1625
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,400
all of that?

1626
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,400
AOC,

1627
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,400
white man's evil,

1628
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,400
she's married to a ginger.

1629
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,400
Oh, I know, the whitest white guy that could be.

1630
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,400
Well, Candace Owens.

1631
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,400
But she's not a...

1632
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,400
And she turns on her fucking accent so hard, man,

1633
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,400
to be so Hispanic.

1634
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,400
Who's that AOC?

1635
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,400
Try that shit around here, man.

1636
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,400
Yeah.

1637
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,400
But here's the thing, though.

1638
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,400
She's in the protection bubble

1639
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,400
of her fucking DC world.

1640
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,400
And I know DC is pretty fucking ghetto

1641
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,400
because I've been there a lot, but...

1642
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,400
Yeah, they're protected.

1643
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,400
In their circles, though, it's not ghetto at all.

1644
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,400
And it's very fucking posh.

1645
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,400
They're protected.

1646
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,400
Yeah, they have protection.

1647
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,400
In the government, I mean, you look at their districts, though,

1648
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,400
that's controlling.

1649
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,400
They could come around here, or around Chicago,

1650
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,400
or whatever, even Chicago land

1651
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,400
and fucking start talking her Hispanic bullshit.

1652
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,400
AOC is...

1653
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,400
Those bitches around here will fucking slash her shit

1654
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,400
before she even knows what the fuck the series are.

1655
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,400
You know what I mean?

1656
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,400
I would just love to see that.

1657
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,400
You're a fictitious scenario.

1658
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,400
That is what would happen.

1659
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,400
AOC, come here, let me see your purse.

1660
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,400
You motherfucker.

1661
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,400
You dirty bitch.

1662
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,400
Her district is the worst.

1663
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,400
They call up needles.

1664
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,400
The third cutter you're looking for.

1665
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,400
Needle to upskirt.

1666
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,400
What do you want?

1667
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,400
How much?

1668
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,400
How much for the AOC?

1669
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,400
Oh, we kill her.

1670
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,400
We got that third cutter.

1671
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,400
No, that's what they would do, maybe.

1672
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,400
I'm just saying.

1673
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,400
I'm just saying.

1674
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,400
I'd make a scene with that.

1675
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,400
I'd be Puerto Rican.

1676
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,400
You want to get stabbed.

1677
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,400
The town in Maryland suspended their entire police force?

1678
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,400
Yeah, they're fucking people.

1679
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaking of police force, do you see the woman that was banging the six cops?

1680
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,400
No.

1681
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,400
Shout out to that lady, like I said.

1682
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,400
She was in a lawsuit.

1683
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,400
Listen, she's a dirty girl.

1684
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,400
She deserves her cash.

1685
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,400
She had paid the messages between them?

1686
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,400
No.

1687
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,400
I didn't even know this happened.

1688
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,400
Larry, let me tell you.

1689
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,400
I know you're a dirty bitch.

1690
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,400
You're a dirty bitch.

1691
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,400
You're a dirty bitch.

1692
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,400
I didn't even know this happened.

1693
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,400
Larry, let me tell you.

1694
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,400
If they were black guys she was talking with,

1695
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,400
I could jerk off to it.

1696
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,400
Dude, they were all black.

1697
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,400
There was one white guy.

1698
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,400
One white guy over five black dudes.

1699
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,400
Come on, Kiki.

1700
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,400
Jesus.

1701
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,400
I know.

1702
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,400
She's got a fucking show of diversity.

1703
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,400
Yeah, she won five hundred jeez books.

1704
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,400
So she got fired and then she sued.

1705
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,400
Yeah, but then she's got to give up.

1706
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,400
Good.

1707
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,400
But she got fired for fucking all the cops?

1708
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,400
Yeah.

1709
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,400
Well, they used her like a dirty dish rag.

1710
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,400
Well, if you're fucking six of them at once,

1711
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,400
they all talk.

1712
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Oh, no, they were all except the talk of the town.

1713
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,400
I'm sure she was.

1714
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,400
I was, let me tell you.

1715
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,400
Fuck, I want to meet her.

1716
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,400
Do you see her picture?

1717
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,400
She is non-persona gratis.

1718
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,400
What's she?

1719
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,400
Her picture, she had a big smile on her face.

1720
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,400
I think that's what the turd is.

1721
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,400
She's got the black list, if you know what I mean.

1722
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,400
Yeah.

1723
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,400
That's the best way to put it.

1724
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,400
That's the best way to put it.

1725
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,400
That's the best way to put it.

1726
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,400
Oh, man.

1727
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,400
Oh, sorry.

1728
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,400
I love you.

1729
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,400
I love you.

1730
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,400
I love you.

1731
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,400
I'm sorry.

1732
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,400
I like that.

1733
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,400
Oh, look it, I just looked up and noticed this fucking

1734
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,400
gangbanger hat

1735
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,400
that I bought at some gas station one time.

1736
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,400
And I wore this thing in a whole tour.

1737
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,400
And I fucking went around the East Coast and shit.

1738
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,400
I wore this everywhere I went.

1739
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,400
Straight out of Chicago.

1740
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,400
Yeah, like, you know, straight out of college.

1741
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,400
I've never seen Peter hat down on his way of high school.

1742
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,400
I've never seen Larry wear a hat like that.

1743
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,400
I know he usually do.

1744
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,400
No, he does not.

1745
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,400
But it was freezing cold out and sometimes

1746
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,400
I couldn't find a couple hats.

1747
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,400
He had to cuddle with someone and they're like,

1748
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,400
I have hats.

1749
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,400
They're like, I want to cuddle.

1750
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,400
Straight out of the boys' town.

1751
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,400
Straight out of the boys' town.

1752
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,400
And this was like, you know, a $4 or $5 hat

1753
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,400
at some gas station.

1754
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,400
And I thought it was kind of cool.

1755
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,400
And I had to fucking

1756
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,400
I was like, get a coat.

1757
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,400
And the fucking little trucker strap.

1758
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,400
It's Velcro, so you don't have to fit it in a little fucking

1759
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,400
so you can stretch it out.

1760
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,400
That's how the boys know.

1761
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,400
You can go on the bus.

1762
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,400
I'm stretched out, boys.

1763
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,400
That's what that means.

1764
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,400
Yeah.

1765
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,400
You're welcome for that correlation.

1766
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,400
Hey, man.

1767
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,400
Hey, man.

1768
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,400
You know, that's why

1769
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,400
that's why when we

1770
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,400
that's why when we go on a live show,

1771
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,400
sometimes the fans are going to be all over me

1772
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,400
and they're going to hate you

1773
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,400
because I'm the whipping boy all the time.

1774
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,400
They're going to realize this guy's...

1775
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,400
Something good won't happen fun.

1776
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,400
I mean, don't make us jealous.

1777
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,400
I'm not. I didn't say I wasn't having fun.

1778
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,400
I am the whipping boy, though.

1779
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,400
You didn't say you weren't having fun.

1780
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,400
Ugh.

1781
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,400
Derelection of duty.

1782
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,400
That's a crystal ship, if you know what I mean.

1783
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,400
You know what I mean?

1784
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,400
Slice it on the inside.

1785
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,400
You know what's kind of cool, though?

1786
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,400
I got to say this, too.

1787
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,400
I'm this little thread, the D-Gen thread.

1788
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,400
Me and Doodles.

1789
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,400
You remember Doodles, right?

1790
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,400
That's what we used to call each other.

1791
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,400
D-Gen. Hey, what's up, D-Gen?

1792
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,400
Not in D-Gen.

1793
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,400
What's up, you trick bitch?

1794
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,400
You know, shit like that.

1795
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,400
We would fucking say we would laugh for hours

1796
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,400
and we would talk about people

1797
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,400
laughing and then, you know,

1798
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,400
because I mean, I don't know.

1799
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,400
With that kid, I just laughed a lot all the time

1800
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,400
and fucking I wish he was fucking still around, but...

1801
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,400
That got weird, but okay.

1802
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,400
No, he was a cool kid, but the D-Gen thing was like...

1803
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,400
I mean, look at you.

1804
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,400
You got furry slippers on in a room.

1805
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,400
I mean, that didn't do our job.

1806
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,400
I'm the one that changed his feeling for the way it is, though,

1807
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,400
because it looks like someone's last name

1808
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,400
or something like that.

1809
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,400
No, no, it's gotta be more clear than that.

1810
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,400
Well, I noticed when I first typed it out,

1811
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,400
and you're like, no, you gotta do it.

1812
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,400
It does make more sense.

1813
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,400
This guy goes to the polling station,

1814
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,400
and you guys look like a criminal.

1815
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,400
Yeah, he does.

1816
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,400
That's a good fucking night, buddy.

1817
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,400
You're a smooth criminal.

1818
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,400
You got a great night.

1819
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,400
You take someone to hell, buddy.

1820
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,400
That's right.

1821
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,400
And I wanted to know where do you live around here?

1822
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,400
Man, really?

1823
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,400
Where you're voting at the fucking thing

1824
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,400
where we were at at the fucking park district

1825
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,400
in the fucking unincorporated

1826
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,400
white-ass neighborhood and shit

1827
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,400
in the middle of nowhere.

1828
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,400
How would he get hooked up there?

1829
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,400
Who are we talking about?

1830
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,400
I'm talking about Breaks, man, the most fucking...

1831
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,400
Oh, man, the ladies.

1832
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,400
The ladies.

1833
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,400
Now I know who you're talking about.

1834
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,400
Talking about the world.

1835
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,400
At the end of the day,

1836
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,400
there was this kid, Jimmy, he was really good.

1837
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,400
He did the heavy work,

1838
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,400
like all the brain work.

1839
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,400
Jimmy, he was the long beard,

1840
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,400
long-haired cock

1841
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,400
that fucking was the damn, you know.

1842
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,400
Oh, yeah, guarantee it.

1843
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,400
A total twat.

1844
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,400
I could say anything I want, man.

1845
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,400
Fucking...

1846
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,400
So he was a cool guy, though.

1847
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,400
He was cool, and he did a lot of work.

1848
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,400
And then the other kid did all the fucking work.

1849
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,400
You watch him do all the heavy lifting.

1850
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,400
I watch him do all the brain work.

1851
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,400
He's gonna shastown the corner.

1852
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,400
From the high school, that was a...

1853
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,400
Yeah, okay.

1854
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,400
Mary, tell this motherfucker,

1855
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,400
he's the hardest working motherfucker in show business.

1856
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,400
James Brown.

1857
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,400
He's dead.

1858
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,400
James Brown, dead.

1859
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,400
Not you, son.

1860
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,400
I do.

1861
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,400
Hot dog.

1862
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,400
And then this other kid, Andy,

1863
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,400
the kid that laughed,

1864
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,400
was supposed to count the votes with the lady

1865
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,400
and just went home to study.

1866
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,400
And I go, hey, they're standing there,

1867
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,400
and I walk up to them and I go,

1868
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,400
hey, who do you think is gonna get the lazy boys

1869
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,400
fucking prize today?

1870
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,400
You know it'd be hot to get a shitty motel

1871
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,400
at the motel and take all the ballots

1872
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,400
and dump them out of the bed

1873
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,400
and then bang the other lady

1874
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,400
when you're the Republican and the Democrat

1875
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,400
taking the votes.

1876
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,400
Great idea.

1877
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,400
I'm sure there's already been a spread

1878
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,400
in Hustler if they still had a magazine.

1879
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,400
I don't know about that. There's gotta be one on the Internet.

1880
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,400
I could see Larry doing that shit.

1881
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,400
Ballot stuffing in the end of the book.

1882
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,400
Ballot stuffing.

1883
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,400
That's golden.

1884
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,400
I love it.

1885
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,400
A small Asian chick and some fucking

1886
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,400
Oh, Larry.

1887
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,400
Maybe that's what Bruce was for.

1888
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,400
He could be the big black guy.

1889
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,400
I mean, you have to interview for them on the spot.

1890
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,400
Maybe that's why he was so lazy.

1891
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,400
He was just hanging around for the movie end of it.

1892
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,400
Larry's got three hams in him

1893
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,400
and he's getting his baby snatched.

1894
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,400
He doesn't even know where Mary's at anymore.

1895
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,400
Okay.

1896
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,400
That's all right, chances are, we're not funny in a minute.

1897
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,400
Okay. Hey.

1898
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,400
I want to thank all you motherfuckers for tuning in.

1899
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,400
I really do appreciate it.

1900
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,400
To this shit show of whatever we do.

1901
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,400
And I want to thank my wife

1902
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,400
for being here and barely talking again.

1903
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,400
My lawyer.

1904
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,400
Mary, say something.

1905
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,400
You're welcome.

1906
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,400
Honey, I love you.

1907
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,400
And Koski.

1908
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,400
But more importantly,

1909
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,400
don't forget about Tom's

1910
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,400
free clinic automotive and veterinarian services.

1911
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,400
This week,

1912
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,400
they're doing,

1913
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,400
no, forget it.

1914
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,400
Man.

1915
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,400
I mean, you can't even compare.

1916
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:19,400
Because it's so fucking bad what I was going to say.

1917
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:21,400
You're going to do a jingle?

1918
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,400
You can't. I'll do one if you want.

1919
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,400
Oh, I thought you were going to do one.

1920
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,400
That's what I thought. You couldn't say it.

1921
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,400
Man, we don't censor ourselves here.

1922
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,400
Okay. Say it.

1923
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,400
I mean, listen, as long as it's not the N word.

1924
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,400
If Needles ass is squirting

1925
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,400
and your dick is hurting.

1926
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,400
Call Tom's.

1927
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,400
Free clinic.

1928
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,400
Oh, sorry.

1929
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,400
Free clinic.

1930
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,400
Come on, Larry.

1931
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,400
They don't accept the

1932
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,400
What?

1933
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,400
TBT cards for automotive work.

1934
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,400
How do you know?

1935
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,400
No, food stamps for that.

1936
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,400
All food stamps.

1937
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,400
That's what we were talking about.

1938
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,400
Oh, yeah.

1939
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,400
We already went through that, though.

1940
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,400
Yeah. So, man,

1941
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,400
I want to thank everybody for tuning in. Thank you, Jesus.

1942
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,400
Thank you, God.

1943
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,400
Mr. Rex.

1944
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,400
Mr. Rex, I want to thank my nephew,

1945
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,400
brother Jerry Corsair.

1946
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,400
I love you, Jerry.

1947
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,400
I love you, Jessica.

1948
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,400
I really, uh, thank you.

1949
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,400
All my ladies, I love you all.

1950
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,400
What? What did you just say?

1951
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,400
I'm seeing it. Did you say to all your ladies

1952
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,400
I love you all right in front of your wife?

1953
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,400
I already said I love Mary first.

1954
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,400
But you said to all your ladies.

1955
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,400
Wait, no, no, no.

1956
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,400
First I said it.

1957
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,400
First I said it.

1958
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,400
First I said to all my ladies.

1959
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,400
He's got to say it.

1960
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,400
How many ladies can ask?

1961
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:49,400
We got priorities.

1962
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,400
We got a hierarchy of...

1963
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,400
Who does?

1964
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,400
Mary's top.

1965
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,400
Oh, I'm really interested in seeing what you say next.

1966
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,400
And so is Mary.

1967
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,400
Man, you really back yourself

1968
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,400
into the stupid corner there.

1969
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,400
And then the rest of my people that are women.

1970
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,400
Oh, people now that are your women.

1971
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,400
The rest of my girls that I love.

1972
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,400
You, man, I love this guy.

1973
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,400
I love you.

1974
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,400
Everybody.

1975
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,400
That's what I'm saying, dude.

1976
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,400
You know what I meant?

1977
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,400
I like you.

1978
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,400
You got a ham's brain for it.

1979
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,400
Nothing.

1980
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,400
That ain't no momentary laughs and nothing.

1981
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,400
Shit.

1982
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,400
Damn.

1983
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,400
You see, we get to it.

1984
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,400
That's all right.

1985
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,400
Africa has a couple of hands in terms of African-American.

1986
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,400
Yeah.

1987
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,400
We got to it.

1988
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,400
Yeah.

1989
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,400
Peace out.

1990
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,400
Thanks again.

1991
01:07:47,400 --> 01:08:11,400
Wow.