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Larry and Needles.

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We got Kiki and Bobby today.

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Larry and Needles show.

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Hey, everybody.

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Welcome to Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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I am Needles.

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And today we have two special guests.

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As usual, I'm Kiki, the Kalachiki Queen.

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Bobby Bronco.

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Let me just say I fucking...

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Steamboat.

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Thanks for breaking my couch.

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First of all, I want to say something.

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Joe Biden hates white people.

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Okay, boys.

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Okay, we got to talk one at a time now.

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Joe Biden hates white people.

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Yes.

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There we go.

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I'm going to take a page from Kanye.

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Okay, this is a very special episode, people.

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This is fucking number 100.

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You ever see that video of when he's standing on stage with Mike Myers, Kanye, and he says...

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Oh, no.

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George Bush hates white people.

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Mike Myers just...

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Mike Myers is like, I'm from Canada, bro.

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I don't want to get involved in this shit.

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Yeah, you know what was going on.

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Which is hilarious.

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He's just looking at his face.

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What is the best way to attack a president so you don't like black people?

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Which, I mean, it's kind of the...

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I mean, Bush wasn't exactly sympathetic towards...

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Which Bush?

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He wasn't exactly a negro, frail.

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Man.

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I mean, do you really want to start it now?

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No, you heard it.

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I mean, the Hillary's going to die on 100.

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100 arrows.

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100 arrows.

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But that's all right.

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The government is taking away our First Amendment rights as we speak right now, even though

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Did you hear about this thing about these kids that had a thing going on Snapchat?

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And they were doing like a fake...

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They talk about a slave auction.

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Yeah, don't write that thing.

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Another thing charged.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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What?

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Say that again.

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So there were these kids that are involved in a Snapchat group.

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In America.

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In America.

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In America.

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Yes, in America.

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Snapchat just disappears though.

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It doesn't hang around forever.

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They look at it and it's gone.

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Well, I think nobody was involved.

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You can find it, I'm sure.

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Here we go.

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You've got to go somewhere.

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I'll read the article because this is very important for anybody who listens because they're taking

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away our rights as we speak.

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They're integrating the police and the National Guard into our systems and getting us used

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to it to get to a police state that we do not deserve.

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We have freedoms.

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We are Americans, man.

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We have a constitution.

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It is crazy.

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It will tell us in the Constitution we have the right to bear arms and free speech.

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I mean, come on.

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So it's greater...

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And the Constitution's legal.

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Here we go.

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You had to throw that one.

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Your world.

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Your just...

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Constitution I had.

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I got back from Vegas early and I ran out of money.

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So eighth graders criminally charged for alleged hateful and racist comments.

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Six eighth graders Thursday were charged allegedly for...

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threats and a mock slave auction.

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Damn, they're going to be coming after...

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They're going to be coming after my ass soon.

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All of our texts are about...

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What is he saying?

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Holy shit.

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I don't know who you are.

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I don't know who you are.

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I've seen this guy before.

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I just picked him up down the street.

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They got charged?

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Because somebody reported them with these DEI initiatives that all of a sudden you can't

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And you're just a civilian.

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That's fucked.

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I want to say...

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Well, all right.

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So this is definitely a blue state.

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I have to look that up.

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It's been so long time.

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Well, no, this has got to be going wherever it is charged.

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It doesn't matter if it's a blue state or not.

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Well, I know, but...

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It's still getting arrested.

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That's where it's happening, though.

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Having a good time.

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I'm going to tell you right now.

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You don't think African Americans are saying bad stuff about white people?

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It's okay, though.

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But all of a sudden that this is...

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It's like a paradox all of a sudden.

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It's like, well, we're going to make these kids pariahs.

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We're going to put them up on this cross and they have to bear the weight of everyone.

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And they're only eighth graders?

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Like, cut them some slack.

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We said some terrible shit in eighth grade.

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Those are the marks that nark them out.

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That's the problem.

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I mean, this is not America anymore.

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That's the thing.

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Someone had to have nark them out because Snapchat, really, it goes to the friends and then it

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goes away very quickly.

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It's not like Facebook where it's there indefinitely.

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I don't know how that works.

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It evaporates because I know my nieces and nephews are.

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We're all on that shit a couple, you know, of 10 years ago or whatever.

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So Massachusetts.

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That's the thing.

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Mass is messed up.

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That's the liberal.

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Isn't that Snapchat where they do all those filters in their face?

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I think every time.

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They do that on everything.

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I'm completely like, oh.

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Bitches make themselves look young.

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Did you see the funny thing that they wanted to do?

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They voted 50 to 0 to ban TikTok?

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Who steps up to buy it?

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The guy that ran the treasury for the United States.

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Yeah, really?

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Like, how much money do you have, bro, to buy it?

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To even be like, I'm going to throw my hat in this ring.

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Was it a munchin or whatever his name is?

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Manoochin.

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Manoochin.

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So how are you?

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So how are your politicians down, mother fucker?

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It's like, yeah, they're supposed to because it's Chinese owned.

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They got to sell it to an American.

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Well, the funny thing is people are like, oh my God, 500,000 people are going to lose

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Like, good.

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Maybe they have to find better jobs to help America.

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They closed down.

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Kids were writing the president letters saying they're going to commit suicide if they get

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rid of TikTok.

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Well, I mean, you might as well write in crayon.

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That's the only way he's going to be able to meet.

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So they closed down some fucking Ford plant somewhere or another.

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Or maybe I'm mixing up what plant it was.

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They fired all these American people.

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They moved the plant to another city.

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They moved it from somewhere in Michigan to New York.

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And now they're going to just hire 180,000 migrants.

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It really smells like an Indian valley in here, Larry.

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I don't like it at all, man.

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Get out of my store.

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Come again.

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It's a sock and whitey tighties behind the counter.

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That's what it smells like in here.

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Stir it up.

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Dirty socks.

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Make it shurry.

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But don't be sniffing the whitey tighties.

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Big dogs got to eat.

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That's right.

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So then you know we'll go to...

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That's what's...

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There was a statistic too.

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I think even Putin called it out saying, you know how many people were arrested?

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Shout out to Vladimir Putin for keeping it real.

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He said there was this many people arrested for some kind of hate speech or talk.

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In the States?

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He said this is how many people were arrested.

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He said guess what country it was.

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And right away they're like, oh, Russia.

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He's like, that was England.

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Zero.

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It was like a tenth of the amount that was arrested in England.

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We were just going to keep gussing there.

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No, I just want to guess.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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Let go, mom.

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I'm not sure.

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But yeah, it's turning...

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Like even Canada, you can't even talk...

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Wait, no.

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Is it France?

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This is awesome.

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You can't talk bad about Pfizer now?

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It's like it's happening all over the place.

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I'm happy you talked about Canada.

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Did you guys read the story what the sheriff said?

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You know what a key fob is, right?

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Yeah.

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They want you to leave it outside your door.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So people don't break into your house and steal your car.

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Hey, listen.

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Do the thieves a solid...

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Here we go.

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Because it's just going to save time.

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You give them your key fob because they're just breaking in to get your car keys and shit.

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Here we go.

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Toronto Police Department told car owners to leave the fobs near front door so they're

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So they don't have to break into your house.

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That makes sense.

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Okay, so Canada...

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Possibly cause a murder.

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What is our cowboy hat?

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That's basically what Canada is.

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They're lucky if we even...

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I mean, Troutot is the worst racist Nazi...

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I mean, they have a lot of...

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Well, the people who roam the country...

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I've got a lot of friends that are Canadians and I feel sorry for them, man.

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Yeah, dude.

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Lots of good Canadian people, man.

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They're getting really shit on, aren't they?

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Shout out to my boys up there.

281
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I'm not even going to mention you guys' names.

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You know who you are up there.

283
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Nadeans Rock.

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Because I don't want them to come at you and if you're associated with this...

285
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Okay, now here's another story from Canada.

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These sons of bitches.

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Let me tell you, they are really...

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Go, Kiki.

289
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Well, that's what I said.

290
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Another story from Canada is the cops now, they're saying, if somebody's like stealing

291
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packages from your house, you can't record them.

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Or if they're doing a crime, you can't record them because they haven't been proven, found

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guilty.

294
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So it's illegal for you to record them committing a crime.

295
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Yeah.

296
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It's all...

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You're committing a crime if you're videotaping somebody else committing a crime.

298
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Yeah, so here we go.

299
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Yeah, exactly.

300
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That's the thing.

301
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Canadian law endorsed by Trudeau...

302
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Trudeau's government could imprison people for life for speech crimes.

303
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Yes, for life.

304
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,600
For life.

305
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I mean, these are headlines.

306
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I'm not making this.

307
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This isn't a bad thing.

308
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This isn't a bad thing.

309
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I heard about this yesterday, needles.

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I really want to talk about our freedom of speech today.

311
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I don't care if anybody doesn't care about it or not.

312
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It's China.

313
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This is something that they're taking away from us.

314
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And Canada is... they're showing us the model for it.

315
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Well, you know that all... there's a lot of restaurants owned in Canada by Chinese and

316
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they have the cameras everywhere that are recording every person's actions, face,

317
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all the shit.

318
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,600
Yeah, because you want to know why, because if you don't do it, the Chinese government

319
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tells you to do it, they're going to kill your family.

320
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Oh, it's a proven fact.

321
00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:30,600
Did you see the largest funders of the whole trans LGQBF1?

322
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Oh, I've done it wrong.

323
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Yeah.

324
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:39,600
Well, that movement, you know, the biggest funders of that movement in this country,

325
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the owner of Alibaba, a Chinese guy, and...

326
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And...

327
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And, uh, no, another large Chinese company, I forget the name of it, but another owner

328
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of a Chinese company.

329
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They just... you know how much... you know how much they fund...

330
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,600
You know how much they fund in their own country?

331
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What's that?

332
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,600
Nothing.

333
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None.

334
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,600
What's that?

335
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,600
China?

336
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,600
No, I'm saying Alibaba guy and the other some young guy, they...

337
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Come with some young guy.

338
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,600
Come with some young guy?

339
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:15,600
They promote the shit out of LGBTQ and especially the trans shit here in America, but none.

340
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:20,600
They put zero dollars into it in their own countries, even though they put millions of dollars

341
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,600
into it here to fuck us up mentally.

342
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,600
Well, because they like lay boys and they can't do that in China.

343
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,600
It's a government PSYOP by another agency.

344
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They also want to soften us.

345
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,600
This country has infiltrated our brains.

346
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We're not a percent.

347
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,600
It's easier to take over.

348
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,600
Well, but think about this.

349
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,600
This country has infiltrated our brains with 15-second clips and trying to make these people rich

350
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and famous so they don't want regular jobs, they don't want to have families, they want

351
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to deviate from what their plan is as a human being.

352
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,600
Yeah.

353
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,600
They want to create content, do all the shit, likes, hearts, all this bullshit.

354
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,600
They say, what the fuck are you going to do?

355
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,600
They were saying if they want to ban TikTok, what are these people going to do?

356
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,600
That's a beauty Larry Needle show.

357
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,600
Nobody fucking gives us any likes.

358
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,600
I like it that way too.

359
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,600
They're fucking people.

360
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,600
Man, I mean, oh man.

361
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,600
What the sparrow are.

362
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,600
I mean, you know, you can't say fuck you all.

363
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,600
No, I'm not.

364
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,600
They say, no, I'm kidding.

365
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,600
Listen to how this goes.

366
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,600
I can say whatever I want.

367
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600
Sit down to the audience.

368
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,600
I got the mic.

369
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,600
He's talking about the head.

370
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,600
He's talking about the TikTok crowd.

371
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,600
Yeah, I understand what you mean though.

372
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,600
And we don't have a presence on TikTok because listen, Larry likes to wear his, you got your

373
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,600
Chinese, you got the enemy's medallion on right now.

374
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,600
Yeah, look it.

375
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600
Look it.

376
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,600
Larry's got the enemy's medallion on.

377
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,600
What is that thing?

378
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,600
It blocks 5G.

379
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,600
No, it makes the Chinese and the Japanese listen.

380
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,600
The chai comms are listening right now.

381
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,600
That's another Chinese sigh.

382
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,600
Yeah.

383
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,600
Well, we get the round die.

384
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:49,600
Hopefully if the medallion turns Larry gay.

385
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,600
It's not working so far.

386
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,600
The 5G's.

387
00:11:53,600 --> 00:12:02,600
That's how he likes it.

388
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:08,600
You know, that's just so funny.

389
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:14,600
You can always tell a super fucking good pro comedian where he laughs at his own shit.

390
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,600
I'm laughing with my boys.

391
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600
I'm not a comedian at all.

392
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,600
Obviously.

393
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,600
I'm an electrician.

394
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,600
I ain't a comedian.

395
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600
What's so funny about me?

396
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,600
As soon as I get down here, he thinks I'm a comedian, but when I'm up changing his fart

397
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,600
fan, he's like, oh, you're an electrician.

398
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,600
Whatever.

399
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,600
I never make you do anything, man.

400
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,600
I got a bad fucking switch.

401
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,600
No, I got a bad switch.

402
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,600
Bad pepper.

403
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,600
Thank God it's not a woman's day month anymore.

404
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,600
It is woman's day.

405
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,600
By the way, you guys were wrong.

406
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,600
It is fucking woman's month.

407
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,600
We're wrong.

408
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600
We're wrong as a collective.

409
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,600
Don't you say we're wrong?

410
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,600
You're all wrong.

411
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600
I was right.

412
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600
It's a month.

413
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,600
You are a real son of a bitch, aren't you?

414
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,600
I was right.

415
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,600
You're all wrong.

416
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600
Yeah.

417
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,600
Ladies, I got your back.

418
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,600
I'm behind you all the way.

419
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,600
You're undies.

420
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,600
I get the undies.

421
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,600
I don't come anywhere.

422
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,600
In foot pics while you were sleeping.

423
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,600
Don't worry.

424
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,600
I got you.

425
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,600
You ain't going nowhere.

426
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,600
Unless there's handcuffs breaking.

427
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,600
Yeah.

428
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600
Oh, boy.

429
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:17,600
But you know, it is women's month and we want to just be as misogynistic as we possibly

430
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,600
can.

431
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,600
What is going on with you?

432
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,600
Hey, well, I do.

433
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,600
Maybe we all don't know.

434
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,600
You turned it on racist and very mad Larry.

435
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,600
I didn't raise anybody.

436
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,600
And if I did, I would have won.

437
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,600
That's right.

438
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,600
All right, so Canada stinks.

439
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,600
You know what I mean?

440
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:40,600
No, well, here's the thing, man, the government stinks and they're going to do that to us

441
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,600
too, bro.

442
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,600
No, we need that conservative guy, Pierre, whatever.

443
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,600
Dude, he's great.

444
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,600
I don't trust anybody.

445
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,600
Nobody, Pierre.

446
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,600
It's good.

447
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,600
I don't know about that.

448
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,600
Sounds like he's going to fuck my wife.

449
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,600
He fucked my wife.

450
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,600
Pierre did it probably.

451
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,600
This guy's going to be really good.

452
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,600
This guy's great.

453
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600
You heard the speeches.

454
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,600
This guy's the conservative guy.

455
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,600
Pierre, he's popular in the locker room.

456
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,600
Oh, the dude eating the apple.

457
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600
Yeah, he's like, so yeah.

458
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

459
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,600
Oh, yeah.

460
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600
Now you know how to do it.

461
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,600
Yes, that guy.

462
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,600
That guy's fantastic.

463
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,600
Well, who says that?

464
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600
Give me an example.

465
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600
Yeah, he's fantastic.

466
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600
I don't think they do.

467
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,600
He's like, a lot of people say, well, name one.

468
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,600
Name one of the people.

469
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,600
Tell me who.

470
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,600
Yeah, exactly.

471
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600
Your son of a bitch.

472
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,600
You're coming up with the microphone.

473
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,600
Dude, he's just.

474
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,600
He's just a rapper.

475
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,600
He's just a rapper.

476
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,600
Yeah, he's like, I read.

477
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,600
He's like, where did you read this?

478
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,600
I heard and the guy's like, who?

479
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600
Who?

480
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,600
Who?

481
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,600
Yeah, he just.

482
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,600
And the person could he's like, well, I just know a lot of people think this while.

483
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600
Give me an example.

484
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,600
Who?

485
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600
Okay, it was a mom on tic-tac.

486
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,600
Yeah.

487
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600
Well, it was great.

488
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600
He just.

489
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,600
You need to wear a top and that's how you burn this shit.

490
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600
I'll wear the fucking fed.

491
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,600
The only way I can handle this from now on.

492
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600
What's that?

493
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600
I'll wear the feds.

494
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,600
You know, it's the feds of truth.

495
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600
I don't need that.

496
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,600
I'm always telling.

497
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600
I always tell the truth.

498
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600
I know.

499
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,600
I don't want the pure truth on the hundred episodes.

500
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,600
Yeah, wait for 104.

501
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600
Okay.

502
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,600
Until Larry tells us how it is.

503
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600
Damn.

504
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,600
So who owns the Alibaba, a Chinese person?

505
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600
Chinaman.

506
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Yeah.

507
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600
Chinaman name.

508
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,600
I don't know like Zorro or any of those things.

509
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,600
I think Zorro is American, but I don't know for sure.

510
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600
I don't know.

511
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,600
But I know.

512
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,600
Listen, I doubt it.

513
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,600
All that shit is is you sign up for the app and it just steals your info.

514
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,600
Steal, steal, steal, steal.

515
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,600
And people don't realize that shit.

516
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,600
No.

517
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,600
It's like, oh, I can get a product that I ordered that's not even going to look like

518
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600
when it comes to my house.

519
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600
No, I actually.

520
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
I got to re-ship it back with that.

521
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,600
That's the data you're in for all you shit.

522
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,600
I hooked up with some good companies on Alibaba.

523
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,600
Etsy.

524
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:41,600
That's how I was importing distillation equipment, the shore path distillation.

525
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,600
How old are these distillation equipment?

526
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,600
Distillate?

527
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,600
These distillers.

528
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,600
And what are you distilling?

529
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600
And what are you distilling?

530
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,600
Here's the haul.

531
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,600
What?

532
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,600
The poonshine.

533
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,600
These were prime distillers.

534
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,600
They can borrow it.

535
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,600
Distilling is cool.

536
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,600
All right, that was a good statement.

537
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,600
Distillers are cool, man.

538
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,600
I like them.

539
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,600
I think they're interesting.

540
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:10,600
I've seen some large-scale distilleries and I've seen what they look like and how they

541
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,600
work, and I like it.

542
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,600
Like the actual.

543
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,600
Some serious fucking science and shit.

544
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,600
You could also make it real complicated.

545
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,600
You could make it real fucking simple, too.

546
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,600
What's that?

547
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,600
I like it.

548
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,600
Depends on you.

549
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600
What the fun do you do?

550
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,600
The distillers, man.

551
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,600
Yeah, we were making oil.

552
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,600
That's a good band, though.

553
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,600
It'll have some oil.

554
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600
Nice.

555
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600
How much you got to start with?

556
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,600
Yeah, you got to start with a lot of different things.

557
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600
Well, that's who you are.

558
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,600
You just, yeah, you start with a shit ton, and then you mix it with ethanol.

559
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,600
Right.

560
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,600
Then ethanol distills from the rotary evaporator.

561
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,600
You squeeze it with the cheesecloth or whatever?

562
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,600
Well, there's, yeah, there's a multi-prime crazy process with it.

563
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,600
Can I get one of these dogs?

564
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,600
Pull it through.

565
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,600
Activate a carb and you pull out it.

566
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,600
Yeah.

567
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,600
Do you want to hear a funny Florida Man story?

568
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600
God, this is a good one.

569
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,600
I love good stories.

570
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,600
Florida Man shoots girlfriend in the head while committing suicide.

571
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,600
I'm thinking good stories.

572
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:05,600
I'll let that one sink in for a minute, and then we can take a look at it.

573
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,600
So, yeah, next to this.

574
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,600
Sitting right next to her fucking.

575
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,600
Well, I mean, I don't, I mean.

576
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,600
How many shots were involved?

577
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,600
I'm going to read that title one more time.

578
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,600
Three.

579
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,600
All right, three shots.

580
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,600
But, man, Brian went to his head and right to her head or something.

581
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,600
She was next to him.

582
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,600
The guy shot himself in the head while he was arguing with this chick and she was standing

583
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,600
next to him and then full it ricocheted in her.

584
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,600
Damn.

585
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,600
So, she had to call the hospital and he killed him and then she had to get taken away.

586
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,600
Wow.

587
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,600
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

588
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,600
She got in trouble?

589
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,600
No, no, she didn't get in trouble.

590
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,600
Oh, okay.

591
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,600
She got taken away to the hospital.

592
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,600
Yeah, okay.

593
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,600
I thought you meant she got taken away to the hospital.

594
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,600
So, the guy, they got into an argument.

595
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600
I mean, I'll say the names.

596
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,600
I thought she died.

597
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,600
That's Florida, baby.

598
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,600
Oh, yeah.

599
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,600
Oh, wait a minute.

600
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,600
The land of the family.

601
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,600
Oh, almost took his girlfriend's life.

602
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,600
Almost took his girlfriend's life.

603
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,600
They won't say their names though.

604
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,600
Those fuckers.

605
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,600
We know somebody who tried to do that and he missed.

606
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,600
He missed, shoot himself in the head?

607
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600
Kinda.

608
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,600
We're even kinda.

609
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,600
I mean, now we have to tell him.

610
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,600
Some people just aren't good at anything.

611
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,600
I mean, right.

612
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,600
I mean, seriously.

613
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600
I've always wondered.

614
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600
It's sad but funny.

615
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,600
Well, I'll tell you what, man.

616
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,600
There was this kid that used to come see our band like back in the 80s and he'd follow

617
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:17,520
us around and I don't know, really, I never talked to him a little bit.

618
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:22,600
He blew the, he was trying to commit suicide and the gun was pointed too low and he blew

619
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,600
the bottom of his fucking face off.

620
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,600
Jof.

621
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:30,200
He was still alive and he's hanging out and partying and he's got half his fucking

622
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,200
face blown on.

623
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200
Hey, what are you gonna do?

624
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
You're gonna sit at home and be pissing, trying to build yourself in?

625
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,200
No, but I'm just saying, yeah, people do fuck that up.

626
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:41,520
I mean, now you got another chance at life but, I mean, come on, get it together.

627
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:46,000
Like they say, we talked about that documentary on the Golden Gate Bridge, you ever see that?

628
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,640
Where do people jump off?

629
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,520
As soon as they, as soon as the minute their feet leave the top railing, the second, the

630
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,520
second, where they could take and grab it.

631
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,440
And one guy survived.

632
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,360
He broke like all his bones in his body.

633
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360
Hit the water.

634
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,360
And he's like, yeah, oh yeah, it was a concrete.

635
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,520
Well, yeah, I mean, dude, a fish's ass out.

636
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,720
Dude, the San Francisco, the Golden Gate Bridge, man, that's a, that's a long, long trip.

637
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,720
How far is it?

638
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,720
200 feet?

639
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,720
How tall is it, you think?

640
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,720
No, I mean, it's gotta be a couple hundred feet.

641
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,720
Yeah, it's gotta be 500 feet.

642
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,720
No, it's not, I don't think it's that far.

643
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,720
No, no, no.

644
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,720
But still, no, water, water is like hitting concrete.

645
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,720
Oh yeah, I know that.

646
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,400
Yeah, it hurts if you're on the 10 meter.

647
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400
Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah.

648
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,400
I remember going, jumping off that and, yeah.

649
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400
And it hurts you.

650
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:33,240
Dude, it hurts if you're standing on the edge of my pool and you fucking belly flop on

651
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,240
it.

652
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,240
Yeah, water, shit, it's like concrete.

653
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,400
You don't need that much space for it to hurt.

654
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,000
No, that's crazy though.

655
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,080
I know that pilots want to crash, they'd rather crash on land and on water.

656
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:49,480
I saw this Houdini thing where he was jumping it, you know, he had to make these, everything

657
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,240
was obviously a live show because it was like 1890s or something.

658
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,240
No editing.

659
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,760
Yeah, so this motherfucker was going, you know, getting some publicity and getting everyone

660
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:04,160
gathered to a bridge and he would jump off different bridges, chained up and shit.

661
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,160
Right, and escaped.

662
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,280
And he said, and a lot of times, he would fuck up jumping into the water and really

663
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,280
get hurt.

664
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,280
Oh, he busted rainbows, busted legs.

665
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:16,120
He really fucking wound himself and then he had to get out of the shit on top of it.

666
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,120
The shit's crazy.

667
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,120
With the wind knocked out.

668
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,120
Lucky doesn't knock himself out.

669
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,120
He has gay ass magicians now, like nothing like Houdini.

670
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,120
No, that motherfucker was bad.

671
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,280
David Copperfield's going to make the moon disappear.

672
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,280
Like, David Blaine does some cool stuff.

673
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,920
David Blaine does some cool stuff.

674
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,920
Yeah, but he's a devil.

675
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,920
He's a lot of good shit.

676
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,920
Who's the devil?

677
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,920
David Blaine is a devil.

678
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,920
Why is that?

679
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,920
He just is.

680
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920
Is it a huckster?

681
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920
A trickster?

682
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:39,920
Probably.

683
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,920
Yeah, it's like the old school magicians.

684
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,920
He knows.

685
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,920
You know what you're just saying.

686
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,720
Well, like even when you stick the needle through his hand, there's spots you can do

687
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,000
that to where you really won't bleed much.

688
00:20:50,000 --> 00:21:02,080
I remember my buddy, well, not my buddy anymore, but we're taking my garage door apart and

689
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,080
the spring was still tension.

690
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,080
Oh, yeah.

691
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,760
And he's still ranking on this thing.

692
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,080
I'm like, dude, what are you doing?

693
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,080
What are you doing, man?

694
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:13,320
Yeah, like, we got to take the tension off that thing and right as he did the last one

695
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,160
and it's straight down and like ripped on his arm, just ripped it apart.

696
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,720
Like, big wound opened it.

697
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,320
But all of a sudden it was just crazy.

698
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,320
No blood whatsoever.

699
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,320
It's like none.

700
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,320
It's just a hunk taking on.

701
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,320
It was a big gash.

702
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,320
It was like a whole hog.

703
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,320
There was this story about this guy when he was building.

704
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320
This is fictitious.

705
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,840
No, this is fucking legit.

706
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:39,480
He was building this in this thing that I'm going to tell you about is actually in the

707
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,480
Smithsonian.

708
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,480
This cat was the tapper.

709
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:45,000
What that is is they drill the hole and then they put the gunpowder in and with this metal

710
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,560
rod they tap it down and then they set the explosives while they were building the railroad

711
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,560
to connect from California.

712
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,280
Oh, this fucking guy.

713
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,600
This fucking guy.

714
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,400
This thing went off.

715
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:04,120
The fucking bar went through his head out of his eye fucking through his head and he

716
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,120
didn't die.

717
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,240
Now, and this fucking thing is a three foot long.

718
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,240
You can look that shit up on the internet.

719
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,040
Like crowbar and this motherfucker lost his eye.

720
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,600
Like a guy that falls off scaffolding and lands on rebar and it just punctures.

721
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,280
Now listen, he came right back to work within like a couple days.

722
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,280
Oh, he's got to.

723
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,920
But the, and he was like one of the main guys in the fucking, no, he was a white guy.

724
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:25,920
He was a tough mother fucker.

725
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,920
Wow, I'm working on the railroad?

726
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,920
Yeah.

727
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,400
He was Asian and would have been tossing the river.

728
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,400
Yeah.

729
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,400
Well, anyways.

730
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,400
Quick sand.

731
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,960
I was like a really cool guy and really funny and the nice guy before that.

732
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:41,880
And afterwards it hit some part of his brain where he was like real fucking quick tempered

733
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,880
and really mean.

734
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,200
No, that's what the people said.

735
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,200
He changed.

736
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Yeah.

737
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,840
And they said, well, it went through the certain part of his brain.

738
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,440
It didn't fucking kill him and he had a fucking hole in his head.

739
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,840
I mean, I don't know what I'd rather have.

740
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,720
Well, you got people ripping on you all day.

741
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,720
Hey, one eye Willie.

742
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,720
Oh, did he?

743
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,720
He was a good man.

744
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,360
He lost an eye in the process.

745
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,360
Yeah.

746
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,360
It fucked him up.

747
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:09,200
But you ever see like those videos of the guy like all of a sudden there's like a roof

748
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,200
or a shoot nail soon and nail like lodged in the guy's head.

749
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200
Yeah.

750
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,200
You see like bounce off or something.

751
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,200
Yeah.

752
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,000
I mean, there's multiple crazy things that you can see the human.

753
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,160
I've seen Marlin fish or sailfish comes up.

754
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,160
Oh, yeah.

755
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,160
The guy.

756
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,160
Yeah.

757
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,800
It is crazy the amount of shit the body can withstand.

758
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800
Yeah.

759
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,800
I'll tell you.

760
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,800
I would stand a while.

761
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800
Killing us one by one.

762
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Yeah.

763
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:35,480
And then you just fucking around in the ocean because, you know, not only on a in the water

764
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:40,280
or in a boat because you're going to get stabbed to the Marlin or fucking knocked out by a

765
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280
whale.

766
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280
That's very rare.

767
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280
It's not like it happens on a show.

768
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,840
Swallowed by a fish that's, you know, you can fucking swallow you without even chewing.

769
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,160
I've done great white shark diving.

770
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,160
I got dough with the great white shark.

771
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,160
Not a doubt in my mind.

772
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,720
We'll just do a taster test.

773
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720
I haven't even watched it.

774
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,720
And you'll be dead.

775
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720
Yeah.

776
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,720
Oh, yeah.

777
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,080
Well, you know what though?

778
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,960
Infections and bleeding and, you know, even if they just bite you slightly, their shit

779
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,960
is so jagged and sharp.

780
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,480
You're going to be fucked up really bad from it.

781
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,080
Even if they decide they don't want to eat you, you're going to be wounded just by a

782
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,080
little nibble.

783
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:22,920
Especially if you're Imperial Beach by South San Diego where Tijuana River comes out.

784
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,920
Oh my Lord.

785
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,920
Oh yeah, the Tijuana Slough.

786
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,920
We were just talking about that.

787
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,280
I got staff infection when I was surfing and fucking.

788
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280
That's what they used to call you.

789
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,280
Imperial Beach.

790
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,840
That's what they used to call it in Boys Town in California.

791
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,840
The Pee Pee Slough.

792
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,840
My Succeeds.

793
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,840
That was over by Sweet.

794
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,800
Dude, literally, Larry, when I got out of the water, my leg was black.

795
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,800
That's peaky.

796
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,800
Yeah.

797
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,800
I remember seeing the pussies.

798
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,800
It was the same thing.

799
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,800
We just put duck feet on it.

800
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:51,520
I know this girl that cut her foot in the Fox fucking River and she got like 12 different

801
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:56,080
diseases and had to be in the hospital for a month and almost lost her foot.

802
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,240
From water skiing right around here.

803
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,280
You didn't even have to go to Tijuana.

804
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:07,360
How about when they did the Olympics in Argentina or was it Brazil and the fucking boaters all

805
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,360
got ill.

806
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,360
You didn't get sick from water.

807
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,560
Anyone that didn't live from around there was about to die after that.

808
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,560
Why did you go in that water?

809
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,560
It's disgusting.

810
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,720
Well that's when they decided to have their little canoeing races and shit to the Olympics.

811
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,720
Yeah, natural water.

812
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,720
Natural water.

813
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,720
Natural water.

814
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,960
Natural waters with battery acids and car batteries.

815
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,080
You know in Brazil like certain river like if you take a piss in the river.

816
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,560
There's things in your dinger.

817
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,560
Yeah.

818
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,560
Swim up with your diverge.

819
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,560
If you're in the river.

820
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,560
No, no.

821
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,120
If you're standing on a boat and you're pissing it in the water.

822
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,120
There's parasites that will swim up your piss.

823
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,120
A stream.

824
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,120
Into your dick.

825
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,680
And it has reverse barbs on it.

826
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,680
It has reverse barbs on it.

827
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,680
So it's just in.

828
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,680
Yeah, that's it.

829
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,680
You got to kill it.

830
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:53,560
Yeah, I had a girlfriend named reverse barb.

831
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,720
I do like the videos like electric eels.

832
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,720
Like people are like, oh, just grab it.

833
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:57,720
Just grab it.

834
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,720
You see, they're right here.

835
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,720
They're like, grab it.

836
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,720
That is the one good thing the internet is great for.

837
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,720
It's just the stupid shit that we can see out there.

838
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,720
Especially what do you do?

839
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,720
You're going down the Amazon.

840
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,720
For fucking with this.

841
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,720
They just move along, buddy.

842
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,720
Move along.

843
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,720
He's beating it.

844
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,720
And I was on the ox kick someone.

845
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,720
It's like, all right, there you go.

846
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,720
Vee shnugger.

847
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,720
Look, getting to that suitcase.

848
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,720
And then everybody just points a lapse at him and leaves him.

849
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,720
I'd make a suitcase though.

850
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,720
You can see I could fit into a snooker.

851
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,720
Now look at me.

852
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:33,720
Oh, did you see the one article about the elephant killed this old lady, killed the lady.

853
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,720
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it injured her first.

854
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,720
Is this the one you're talking about?

855
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,720
And then it came back to kill her.

856
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,720
Came back to kill her.

857
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,720
And then they had the funeral.

858
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:47,720
Elephant came again, took the coffin out of the ground and stomped on it again.

859
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,720
Like took her out and stomped on it again.

860
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720
Get the fuck out of here.

861
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,720
I don't know what that lady did.

862
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,720
You say an elephant never freaks you out.

863
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,720
It is true, but what?

864
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,720
What the hell?

865
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Was this in India?

866
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,720
No, I think it was.

867
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,720
Africa?

868
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,720
Africa.

869
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,720
One of those countries where elephants are rampant and pissed.

870
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,720
And then wherever elephants are, they're rampant.

871
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,720
Well, they're something to the elephant.

872
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,720
That's one thing you don't fuck with.

873
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,720
Man, elephants are awesome.

874
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,720
Yeah, they are.

875
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,720
I didn't say they were, but I mean, I like to have an elephant foot table.

876
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,720
Yeah, you don't fuck with an elephant.

877
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,720
No.

878
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,720
I was riding an elephant to Thailand.

879
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,720
Man, I didn't say the foot table for the train.

880
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,720
It was like Kiki talk for a second.

881
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,720
Yeah.

882
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,720
I was doing jungle treks and stuff like Changmai.

883
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,720
This was the golden triangle.

884
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,720
When I had all the opium dems like Changrai.

885
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,720
I've been to the golden triangle.

886
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,720
Like Changrai.

887
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,720
I've been to the golden triangle.

888
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,720
I mean, dude, this was the good opium.

889
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,720
But anyways, we were doing jungle treks and riding on an elephant.

890
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,720
I was just sitting on the top of the elephant head.

891
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,720
All of a sudden this thing stopped just out of nowhere.

892
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,720
And you were flying for it.

893
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,720
Yeah, I almost fell off the front of it.

894
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,720
That's how they got you.

895
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Yeah, got its two front legs up.

896
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,720
Like what's going on?

897
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,720
And then the Thai guys, like something must be in the way there.

898
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,720
They go down there.

899
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,720
Yeah, well, there's a big black scorpion and the elephant didn't want to, I don't know

900
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,720
how the elephant even saw it.

901
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,720
It's weird.

902
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,720
Put your hands out.

903
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,720
You're getting a trompe.

904
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,720
You see there are a few little things like that.

905
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,720
Well, yeah.

906
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,720
Well, they've probably stepped on them before.

907
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,720
Ow.

908
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,720
Yeah.

909
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,720
It's in their, what's that called?

910
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
It's in their DNA.

911
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,720
DNA.

912
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720
But there's also their makeup, yeah.

913
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,720
Yeah.

914
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,720
To not fucking.

915
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,720
To not fucking.

916
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,720
Yeah, they know about that stuff.

917
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,720
Totally learn about that shit.

918
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,720
You know, it's like there's smart.

919
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,720
Fuck the jungle, man.

920
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,720
I don't want to go to the jungle.

921
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,720
Fuck them up.

922
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,720
Sure.

923
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720
You shooting me?

924
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,720
What?

925
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:28,720
Well, there's smart because a little thing could fuck them up.

926
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,720
Just like when a cat or a little spoo-foo dog chases away a grizzly out of the people's

927
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720
fucking area.

928
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,720
Well, but that's funny though.

929
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,720
Think about that though.

930
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,720
That's our wild.

931
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,720
A freaking elephant knows not to fucking mess with the scorpion or the elephant.

932
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,720
A kitten puts a rat-wiler in its place, you know.

933
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,720
I don't want that in his foot.

934
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,720
What?

935
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,720
When a kitten puts a rat-wiler in its place.

936
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,720
It's completely different than what we're talking about.

937
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,720
No, no, the elephant knows that just because this thing is small, it's a scorpion that

938
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,720
could fuck me up.

939
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,720
It's deadly.

940
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,720
Fuck me up.

941
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,720
No, it is deadly.

942
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,720
It's probably where they get the elephant is afraid of a mouse.

943
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,720
That doesn't mean a cat is deadly for a rat-wiler.

944
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,720
Fuck this shit.

945
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,720
I mean, your nails stink sometimes.

946
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,720
Dude, I get what you're saying.

947
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,720
No, yeah.

948
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,720
I mean, too, I'm just busting the balls.

949
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,720
There's cool videos where cats come out like smacking the dog, saving a kid.

950
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,720
Yeah, that's the shit.

951
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,720
I love that.

952
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,720
Cats are smacking the shit out of things.

953
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,720
Yeah.

954
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,720
That's hilarious.

955
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,720
I know that by the time the dog moves, they can get away.

956
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,720
Yeah.

957
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,720
No, no, but you know what?

958
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,720
The dog ain't gonna kill it.

959
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,720
It knows that the dog is a bitch.

960
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,720
That's the only thing that counts.

961
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,720
It is.

962
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,720
It knows it can manhandle it.

963
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,720
To some extent.

964
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,720
Woman handle it.

965
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Woman demand handle it.

966
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,720
Woman demand handle it.

967
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,720
Woman demand handle it.

968
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,720
Do cats are pretty fucked too, man.

969
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,720
I've seen the cats with snakes and the snake try to snap, like strike the cat.

970
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,720
The cat just smacks it out.

971
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,720
What you trying to do?

972
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,720
What you talking about?

973
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,720
Call me no play that.

974
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,720
Or like three times in a row.

975
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,720
Yeah.

976
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,720
The snake just like what the fuck just happened?

977
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,720
You know what?

978
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,720
I was gonna talk about this also.

979
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,720
This is a good video.

980
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,720
Frickin' Bezos, man.

981
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:54,720
Just invested another $30 million into a new meat industry.

982
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,720
Oh boy.

983
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,720
And now Tyson is closing seven plants.

984
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,720
That was the plant that closed.

985
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,720
Not Ford.

986
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,720
It was Tyson that closed Iowa and moved to New York.

987
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,720
Six of them are closing.

988
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,720
That's fucking only.

989
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,720
Why is it new?

990
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,720
Monkey's Point, New York.

991
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,720
Woo!

992
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,720
It was only hired.

993
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,720
They say fuck you.

994
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,720
Only hired.

995
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,720
Why is it moving to New York though?

996
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,720
It's got to be illegal.

997
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,720
Because they want to live close to the city.

998
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,720
No, they were shutting these ones down.

999
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,720
Because they want to hire them.

1000
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,720
They had other ones that did cheap people.

1001
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,720
But I thought Tyson got in trouble for having illegals.

1002
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,720
Yeah, they're 15 year old kid.

1003
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,720
But now it's okay.

1004
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,720
They're one.

1005
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,720
But now it's okay.

1006
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,720
Hey, you know if you got a social security number you can just work anywhere now.

1007
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:41,720
They'll tell you right now if I try to go get a loan or try to go do anything I need a social security number, right?

1008
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,720
But the people we're lighting in there are going to attack us.

1009
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,720
Well the younger generation, the whites don't want to do this shit.

1010
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,720
White lives matter.

1011
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Any Americans, the younger generation, they don't want any of those jobs.

1012
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,720
What's that?

1013
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,720
There you go.

1014
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,720
That's our new symbol, right?

1015
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,720
Our t-shirt.

1016
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,720
It can't, right?

1017
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,720
Not to be confused with the west.

1018
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:09,720
But no, they're going to keep on shutting down these plants and they're going to make us more dependent on this meat that they're growing out of a freaking lab.

1019
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,720
And I know, listen to Jones, he's saying that the cells that they used were made from cancer cells.

1020
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,720
Yeah, cancer cells and cheap people.

1021
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,720
Yeah, of course.

1022
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,720
It's not good shit.

1023
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,720
BS, no.

1024
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,720
This is stuff that we shouldn't be in taking.

1025
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,720
It's coming from, you can't get good from bad.

1026
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,720
You can't start with a bad, well no, you can't.

1027
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,720
You can't start with something shitty and get a quality thing from it.

1028
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,720
Just like Patsy, it's whatever you want.

1029
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720
Start with good seeds.

1030
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,720
You're going to get...

1031
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:39,720
Marijuana, the first one starts off bad and then you clone it and then you keep on doing genetic better.

1032
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,720
But you don't want to start out with one that's sick to begin with.

1033
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,720
You got to start out with something healthy.

1034
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,720
We weren't sick at one point as a country.

1035
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,720
Now we're totally sick because people have made us sick.

1036
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,720
They make us believe that we're sick.

1037
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,720
They make us feel, one more time later, and you get a kick to the chops.

1038
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,720
He's doing that later.

1039
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,720
Gay Charles.

1040
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,720
So I got one and we're across town.

1041
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,720
They keep on telling us that everything's alright.

1042
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,720
It's not alright.

1043
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,720
There is nothing right in this country right now.

1044
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,720
And I'm not an idiot.

1045
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,720
You know what I mean?

1046
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,720
And I'll say that you might think I'm an idiot.

1047
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,720
I know you are.

1048
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,720
I love you though.

1049
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,720
I love you too.

1050
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,720
So my idiocracy rubs off on you a little bit.

1051
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,720
I got to say, my IQ has definitely went down.

1052
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:31,720
I'll tell you, driving here, passing on our Army Trail, all the fast food places, they're mobbed.

1053
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,720
It's so ridiculous.

1054
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,720
They're mobbed.

1055
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,720
And they're expensive now.

1056
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,720
And the shit that they're putting there now, it's crazy expensive.

1057
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,720
And yeah, a chicken sandwich has like 50 ingredients.

1058
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,720
What?

1059
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,720
And you can't even say a half of it.

1060
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:49,720
French fry, anything down to the lowest denominator is filled with GMOs.

1061
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,720
It's filled with crap that is high fructose corn syrup.

1062
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,720
It's filled with everything that is banned in other countries.

1063
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,720
They don't even need to put in it.

1064
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,720
Yeah, but they, you know, like grade D.

1065
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,720
Well, they test everything out.

1066
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,720
It's like, why?

1067
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,720
Like Taco Bell.

1068
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,720
They're just killing us with food.

1069
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,720
Isn't that crazy?

1070
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,720
And the water too.

1071
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,720
Look at Flint, Michigan.

1072
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,720
We can't even keep our people from drinking bad water.

1073
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,720
All those pipes.

1074
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,720
Shout out to Flint, me and Bobby played at the race track at that weed festival.

1075
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,720
We love you guys.

1076
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,720
We can't keep our food safe anymore.

1077
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,720
Does anybody have a problem with that?

1078
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,720
Yeah.

1079
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,720
Yeah, I didn't drink a lot.

1080
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,720
The problem is, you didn't drink the kooi.

1081
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,720
There's such a small percentage of people that realize this.

1082
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,720
Even though you think it's a lot of people.

1083
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,720
It's small.

1084
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,720
Dude, because the majority of the population are just idiots.

1085
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,720
Well, they are.

1086
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,720
They're lemmings.

1087
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,720
They follow a narrative and they'll follow it to the dying.

1088
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720
You know what I mean?

1089
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,720
Oh my gosh, we need to respect people that pretend that they're a dude and other a chick.

1090
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,720
Like get out of here.

1091
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,720
Stay the fuck out of the women's bathroom, dude.

1092
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,720
Like all of a sudden, I was like, if I told you, hey, guess what guys?

1093
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,720
I'm a fanook.

1094
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,720
I'm going to go into the ladies bathroom.

1095
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,720
You'd be like, man, this guy's a real creep.

1096
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,720
You have dressed for me?

1097
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,720
Yeah, you know.

1098
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,720
Take some pictures.

1099
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,720
Oh no, I'm speaking of that.

1100
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,720
Did you see all the women now are suing the NCAA?

1101
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,720
NCAA, NAACP.

1102
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,720
NAACP.

1103
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,720
NAACP.

1104
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,720
We always have a hard time with that one.

1105
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,720
NAACP.

1106
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,720
Shout out to my brothers.

1107
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,720
They're suing about El Sharpton and...

1108
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720
El Sharpton, keep it.

1109
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,720
Jesse the Body Jackson.

1110
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,720
Jesse the Body Jackson.

1111
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:24,720
Jesse the Body Jackson and Jesse the Body Jackson Jr.

1112
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,720
He's the one who's going to the joint for a little while.

1113
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,720
My father was stealing hand over fist.

1114
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,720
Back then was when blacks got in trouble still.

1115
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,720
Chitlin' over fist.

1116
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:40,720
He had sickle cell bills to pay from the hospitals.

1117
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,720
That's why I let him...

1118
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,720
I'm joking, I know you.

1119
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,720
I'm telling you, I want to start that...

1120
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,720
Black wrestling league sickle cell.

1121
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,720
Yeah, sickle cell.

1122
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:56,720
Dude, El Sharpton, no man, he just looks like a shyster.

1123
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,720
Oh my God.

1124
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,720
I don't know if you guys are a little younger,

1125
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,720
but you remember Bobby.

1126
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,720
Remember when El Sharpton was a little, rolly, poley guy?

1127
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:05,720
Yeah, sure.

1128
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,720
I liked him like that too.

1129
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,720
Well, now he's got big ass head.

1130
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:10,720
Slick back there.

1131
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,720
Oh yeah, he hasn't changed.

1132
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,720
His weight changed, but he hasn't changed.

1133
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,720
He became more famous.

1134
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,720
He's more of a racist even though there's less of him somehow.

1135
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:26,720
But he was literally tried for killing a person during a riot

1136
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,720
when they started a building on fire back in New York.

1137
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:33,720
But he's El Sharpton, so he talked his ass out of it.

1138
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,720
I don't know if you talked his ass out of it.

1139
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,720
No, he gave up some people.

1140
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,720
Yeah, just like they all did.

1141
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,720
I don't know if those guys were informants.

1142
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,720
MLK, Jesse, the body, Joe, what is his name?

1143
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:44,720
Jesse Jackson.

1144
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,720
Jesse Jackson.

1145
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:49,720
He was involved in MLK's, what do you call it, assassination?

1146
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,720
Yeah, and he was on the porch with it.

1147
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,720
Man, oh, he's had a great show.

1148
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,720
And any of those guys involved?

1149
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,720
I don't know if they were on the porch as much as they were on the balcony.

1150
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,720
They were by the zoo, so there were a lot of monkeys over there.

1151
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,720
There was a bound court.

1152
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,720
There was a lot of people near the yard.

1153
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,720
Oh, man, you know what, there were a couple of spears later.

1154
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,720
He was so glad they didn't shoot him by the stand.

1155
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,720
No, but check this out.

1156
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,720
Hey, check this out.

1157
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,720
He went to the moon and then they saw some crickets.

1158
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,720
Check this out, dude.

1159
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:28,720
The Lorraine Hotel where MLK got shot, they have the half-smoked,

1160
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:32,720
Newport cigarette that was going during the fucking time he got shot,

1161
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,720
like the last cigarette he was smoking.

1162
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,720
MLK? Yeah.

1163
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,720
He was having to fucking smoke a Newport or a cool...

1164
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,720
I mean, I think you're making fun of him.

1165
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,720
No, I swear to you.

1166
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,720
My mom told me...

1167
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,720
This is like me telling you about a movie.

1168
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,720
Yeah, I don't fall for this.

1169
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,720
I'm dying over there.

1170
00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,720
Yeah, he can't contain it.

1171
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,720
This is real.

1172
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,720
This is a gusto.

1173
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,720
I'm not lying.

1174
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,720
I'm not making this up.

1175
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,720
Your mom told you this, right?

1176
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,720
Real reliable source.

1177
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,720
Henry, I love you, but I don't know about this one.

1178
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,720
They had the half...

1179
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:07,720
And my dad saw it, too.

1180
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,720
What do they have it?

1181
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,720
The Lorraine...

1182
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,720
The last case?

1183
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:11,720
Well, like on the little table...

1184
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,720
They have a museum?

1185
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,720
No, it's at the Lorraine Hotel.

1186
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:17,720
They saved that room and made it into like a shrine to MLK,

1187
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,720
and they sell tickets for people to go there,

1188
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,720
and they got like a half...

1189
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,720
But you walk into the disco ball in there,

1190
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,720
and it's all like those black naked lady pictures.

1191
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,720
Yeah.

1192
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,720
I just bought paper and a big bus.

1193
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,720
Like that, but black, yeah.

1194
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,720
Super fly.

1195
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,720
Yeah, man, and he was having a new port,

1196
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,720
and he got fucking shined.

1197
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,720
Often.

1198
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:36,720
Yeah.

1199
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,720
I'll tell you what, MLK was a good one, that's for sure.

1200
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,720
And then Jesse Jackson, how he got famous,

1201
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,720
was he was right there wiping MLK's wound blood

1202
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,720
on his fucking shirt.

1203
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,720
So when they took pictures of MLK,

1204
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,720
Dad, the guy holding him was Jesse Jackson.

1205
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,720
I don't know why she wouldn't even know who he was,

1206
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,720
because he had a bunch of fucking...

1207
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,720
Never miss a good photo on me.

1208
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,720
He's just glad they didn't shoot him by mistake.

1209
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,720
I don't know what they'll look alike.

1210
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,720
Well, what do you guys think?

1211
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,720
David Ray, David Earl?

1212
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:06,720
Earl James Earl Jones.

1213
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,720
James Earl Jones?

1214
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,720
James Earl Jones.

1215
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:09,720
James Earl Jones.

1216
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,720
George Vader.

1217
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:11,720
He's there.

1218
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,720
He's there.

1219
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:15,720
I'm your father.

1220
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,720
Luke, I am your father.

1221
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,720
Luke, I will shoot you.

1222
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:21,720
I mean your brother.

1223
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:22,720
Martin.

1224
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,720
Oh, man.

1225
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,720
What?

1226
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,720
I mean, it's gonna be consensual.

1227
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,720
Luke, I'm your father.

1228
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,720
You mean my mom had sex with black guys?

1229
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,720
No, no.

1230
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:34,720
Luke, I'm going out for cigarettes.

1231
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,720
I'll be back in 20 minutes.

1232
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,720
I'll be back.

1233
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,720
Never.

1234
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,720
Have a good life, Luke.

1235
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,720
I mean, I'll be right back.

1236
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,720
And I'll live down the street just three blocks away.

1237
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,720
With my other family, Luke.

1238
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,720
Oh, my new wife.

1239
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,720
Oh, man, that's funny.

1240
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,720
That's too funny.

1241
00:38:54,720 --> 00:39:01,720
Oh, man, I can't see that shit.

1242
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,720
Oh, man.

1243
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,720
I can't breathe.

1244
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,720
I gotta check it.

1245
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:08,720
The guy's trying to pass a fake 20.

1246
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,720
Yeah.

1247
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:10,720
We're at 39.

1248
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,720
So what is that stuff?

1249
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,720
That's a nicotine spray now?

1250
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,720
Is that a beer?

1251
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:14,720
Are there beers in there?

1252
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,720
Yeah, cool.

1253
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:16,720
Do you want it?

1254
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,720
What do you need?

1255
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,720
Do you want a beer?

1256
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,720
Yeah, I zipped it to keep the cold in.

1257
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,720
Yeah, I left it open.

1258
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,720
Very fucking, you know, gay.

1259
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,720
What would you call him doing like that?

1260
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,720
I mean, he's going to wait that long to say something.

1261
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,720
I didn't want to say the word that I was thinking.

1262
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,720
They popped first in my head.

1263
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,720
A male prostitute.

1264
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,720
Yeah.

1265
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,720
Finocchio.

1266
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,720
Finocchio, yeah.

1267
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,720
All right, so let's do Fudge and Cookie 500.

1268
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:45,720
Dreams about film.

1269
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,720
I'm going Bobby Bronco, do Fudge and Cookie.

1270
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,720
Today, we made Steamboat and Kiki Rochambeau for us.

1271
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:51,720
Kiki Rochambeau for it.

1272
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,720
Yeah.

1273
00:39:52,720 --> 00:40:19,360
So, it's a

1274
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:26,360
little bit of a weird one.

1275
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,360
What do you think?

1276
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,360
We can get a little bit of it.

1277
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,360
Yeah.

1278
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,280
I'm not going to go with the

1279
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,360
fake one because it doesn't have to be fake.

1280
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,360
I'm not going to go with the fake one.

1281
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,360
I'm going to get a little bit of it.

1282
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,360
I'm going to get a little bit of it.

1283
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,360
I'm going to get a little bit of it.

1284
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,360
I'm going to get a little bit of it.

1285
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,360
You said it's fake.

1286
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,360
I'm going to get a little bit of it.

1287
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,360
You said it's fake.

1288
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,360
So, I can tell that already, because you don't know what

1289
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,360
you're at.

1290
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,360
He's completely lost.

1291
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,360
Look at him.

1292
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,360
He just laughed.

1293
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,360
Yeah, look for it though.

1294
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,360
I'm just reading the next one.

1295
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,800
Yeah.

1296
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,760
Your mom should have spit you out.

1297
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,600
Be better running down my leg.

1298
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,480
Old dreams never die.

1299
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,840
They just get filed away.

1300
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,240
You know, I think we did that one earlier.

1301
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,720
Yeah, I don't even know where your ad contributions are.

1302
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,440
You're going to read like six of them now.

1303
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,680
I think that was on another.

1304
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,760
You think that you would mark it?

1305
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,280
Old dreams get filed away?

1306
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:07,780
Yeah.

1307
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,120
That's fucking bullshit.

1308
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:09,880
That's fucking make any sense.

1309
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,400
I don't mean.

1310
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,400
Find a good one.

1311
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,040
Really?

1312
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,000
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.

1313
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,840
It seems like I read that one too.

1314
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,200
Yeah, because you.

1315
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,640
Because those are just so simple.

1316
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,520
We need something good.

1317
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,680
OK.

1318
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,960
This one I don't think we read.

1319
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:28,200
If you go into a Chinese whorehouse, don't go with girls.

1320
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,240
Avoid sores.

1321
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:30,880
Where are Jimmy?

1322
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:31,840
Open source.

1323
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,760
Stay clear.

1324
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,520
Stay clear.

1325
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,840
Pretend you in Bangkok.

1326
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,920
When you go to a Chinese whorehouse,

1327
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,960
make sure you Bangkok.

1328
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,840
OK.

1329
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,840
Creative energy is up.

1330
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:45,360
Huh?

1331
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,720
Capitalize on it.

1332
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,080
Creative energy is up.

1333
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:48,400
Yeah.

1334
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,080
See, he understands because he's with all these Chinese

1335
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,580
whores.

1336
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:52,280
I can't read it again.

1337
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,160
He understands.

1338
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,080
Yeah, I can.

1339
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:54,880
I can.

1340
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,160
OK, read it again.

1341
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,320
He could translate if you don't understand.

1342
00:41:59,320 --> 00:41:59,820
Yeah.

1343
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:00,320
Yeah.

1344
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,000
Capitalize on it.

1345
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,040
Capitalize on it.

1346
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:04,880
What was it again?

1347
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,200
Capitalize on it.

1348
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,640
Creative energy is up.

1349
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,120
Yeah.

1350
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,520
Capitalize on it.

1351
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,200
That means if you could do something, do something.

1352
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,680
Well, it means if you're going to be creative, play the guitar,

1353
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,120
draw, write, do something.

1354
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,120
Creative energy is up.

1355
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,120
Capitalize on it.

1356
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,620
Yeah.

1357
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,120
You know?

1358
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,620
Cup it.

1359
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:21,120
You know?

1360
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:21,620
Cup it.

1361
00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,320
You know what?

1362
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:22,820
Listen.

1363
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:24,240
I didn't need a fortune to tell me that.

1364
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:24,740
Yeah.

1365
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:25,240
Obviously.

1366
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,360
He's a really dumb one.

1367
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:26,840
You know what I mean?

1368
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,320
It's just us be racist and hit the golf.

1369
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,480
Some of these China men fucking don't have so much wisdom

1370
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,120
to take claim.

1371
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:34,800
Oh, yeah.

1372
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,520
I mean, anybody can do that.

1373
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,040
These Chinese fortune cookies.

1374
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,400
Well, let's just do a right and stuff.

1375
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,600
Oh, round eyes, stupid.

1376
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,680
We tell them this.

1377
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,600
Well, because we are compared.

1378
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,400
Something a bit obvious.

1379
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,680
Dummy read.

1380
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,180
Dummy read.

1381
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,000
Well, compared to.

1382
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,080
Dummy read it at the dinner.

1383
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,240
I mean, look at our work ethic.

1384
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,680
Look at the way our country's going.

1385
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,840
I mean, we got, you think this shit's

1386
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,480
happened to China and Russia and anywhere.

1387
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,920
Oh, my favorite thing going on right now.

1388
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,360
And I'm going to thank you to the United States government

1389
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:04,040
for intervening in this amazing thing that's going on in Haiti

1390
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,400
with the guy who's called Barbecue.

1391
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,240
Oh, man.

1392
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,840
I mean, and do you know why he's called Barbecue?

1393
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,200
Because he likes cooking people.

1394
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,600
Oh, man.

1395
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,360
Man, do you guys see what's going on in Haiti?

1396
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,160
Yeah.

1397
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,680
Governments resigned.

1398
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,360
Oh, we're sending troops on the ground to help them.

1399
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,720
Actually, what's going on?

1400
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,600
I thought we were paying African governments

1401
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,320
to come and intervene.

1402
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:25,820
No.

1403
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:26,840
And the president's last.

1404
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,680
Do you know what's going on?

1405
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,480
Are you buying?

1406
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:28,960
I didn't know.

1407
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,480
Oh, man.

1408
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,480
He doesn't even know.

1409
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,080
Let's tell him.

1410
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:35,320
OK, so this guy, Barbecue, who's literally a fucking gang

1411
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:35,840
leader.

1412
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,760
But he also was a cop at one point.

1413
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,200
Right.

1414
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,120
OK?

1415
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,480
This guy is taking over Haiti.

1416
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,080
Well, yeah, he's taking over Haiti.

1417
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,400
Over through the government, literally.

1418
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,280
Have you ever seen God of War?

1419
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:47,780
No.

1420
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:48,280
Oh, man.

1421
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:48,780
Good movie.

1422
00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:49,920
We got to get into this right now.

1423
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,520
Good movie.

1424
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,720
OK, man, Larry.

1425
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,960
So there was this guy, and he thought he was God.

1426
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,680
All right?

1427
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,600
But he could not help himself because he

1428
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,720
lived on a farm to have sex with the animals.

1429
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,600
No way.

1430
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,080
Yes.

1431
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,040
I don't believe it.

1432
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,880
What do you mean you don't believe this?

1433
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,720
You eat the chickens?

1434
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,640
This ain't the movie.

1435
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,400
Well, they wanted to name itself Mouse,

1436
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,240
but it would have been X-rayed as sounding.

1437
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,520
They had to because they were talking about God,

1438
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,760
and they were talking about war.

1439
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,800
So the animals get into a fight one day,

1440
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,000
and the only way to quell the animals from fighting

1441
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,080
is to bang them on the top.

1442
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:20,920
Put them in their place?

1443
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,200
So he's the God of War.

1444
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,240
So he got into.

1445
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,200
Sounds interesting.

1446
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,240
Very interesting.

1447
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,880
So this barbecue guy, he is literally.

1448
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,800
Similar situation.

1449
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,280
Yeah, he's taken, if you've ever seen God of War,

1450
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,480
just kind of like this.

1451
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:34,840
You know what I mean?

1452
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,880
These people go in there.

1453
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,240
They sell them weapons.

1454
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,680
All of a sudden, these guys are armed.

1455
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,200
They throw over through the government.

1456
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,320
I mean, when they had that, was it the Haiti earthquake

1457
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,320
or the tsunami or something?

1458
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,800
There was earthquake or something.

1459
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,400
Whatever.

1460
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,320
Some fucked them up.

1461
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,800
We gave them a bunch of money.

1462
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,040
So basically, as usual.

1463
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,720
Well, basically, the Clinton Foundation

1464
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:54,120
went down there and gathered up as many Haitian kids

1465
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,200
as they could fucking, I mean, grab up and they took them away.

1466
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,080
I mean, there was a boat waiting for them.

1467
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,240
You know what I mean?

1468
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:01,840
That's what they did.

1469
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,520
They didn't help anybody.

1470
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,920
Just like we're talking, you know what?

1471
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,840
And I'm going to be honest with you,

1472
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,360
just like we're talking about what's

1473
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,440
going on with the illegals and aliens coming in this country.

1474
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,640
It is all a sigh for children.

1475
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,040
It really is, man.

1476
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,520
And I hate to say that.

1477
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,360
I mean, this is what it boils down to.

1478
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,920
Because what do they care about?

1479
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,920
You don't hear anything about the kids, do you?

1480
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,000
Like, where are these kids going?

1481
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,680
But you hear about illegals hurting people

1482
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,120
and doing bad stuff to people.

1483
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,560
No, did you hear, it was a Dr. Phil?

1484
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,680
Is that the guy in the ball guy?

1485
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,640
He's a guy, yeah.

1486
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,440
He's a good guy, actually.

1487
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,200
But he went to the border.

1488
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:31,720
Well, no.

1489
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:32,480
Yeah, well, he did that.

1490
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,400
But then he was on the view.

1491
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:34,960
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1492
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:35,920
And the view started questioning him.

1493
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,920
And he started telling him.

1494
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,440
He's like, they're like, well, this can't be.

1495
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,120
How do you know?

1496
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:40,640
He had video.

1497
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,960
Where are these children going?

1498
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,440
How do you?

1499
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:42,920
Get back out of here.

1500
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,520
They were trying to deny him.

1501
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,200
They don't play.

1502
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,720
And he's like, no, we know this.

1503
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,080
They're sitting in the corner of the room.

1504
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,800
All those skirts in the view, like in Lady Predator.

1505
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,720
If you want to talk, I wouldn't call them skirts, man.

1506
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,200
There's only one good-looking one.

1507
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,080
They'll smoke up their ass, their skirts are flippin'.

1508
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,040
Dude, the whoopster?

1509
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,160
But so basically, he's out there,

1510
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,280
and he's telling the truth.

1511
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,560
Like, this is what's going on.

1512
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,520
And they can't deny.

1513
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,720
I said, whoopie, I wouldn't fuck with a needle stick

1514
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,880
and blame Bobby's.

1515
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:09,880
Ugh.

1516
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:10,880
Ugh.

1517
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:11,600
We both got treated.

1518
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,880
But they go out.

1519
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,800
This guy goes on there, and he tells them the truth.

1520
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,240
And they're just so, just their brain washed.

1521
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,440
And they're in Hollywood.

1522
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,800
So they kind of have some inkling of what's going on.

1523
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,200
So Biden's helping this, right?

1524
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:23,700
Yeah.

1525
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,600
He's doing the other rituals that they do with these people.

1526
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,360
And they make them do bad stuff.

1527
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,320
And everybody's in on it.

1528
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,520
It's like us, people like us.

1529
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:38,440
We are, I would say we're the purest of pure,

1530
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,200
because we're the furthest from the West.

1531
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:41,840
And they call us the bad.

1532
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,160
We're in the middle of the country.

1533
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:43,760
Yeah.

1534
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,800
You know, it's like, we obviously

1535
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,240
were diluted with all the shenanigans.

1536
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,600
Although we're a little too close to Chicago

1537
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,680
to be that pure.

1538
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,440
Yeah, but we need drugs.

1539
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,640
We're still fucked up.

1540
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,520
Yeah.

1541
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,440
A little, you know, maybe we lived a little too close.

1542
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,280
Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, that's the thing, though.

1543
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,160
You gotta live close to get to the concerts.

1544
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,240
You don't want to live there, though.

1545
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,400
Because I mean, come on, they bring the National Guard

1546
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,440
to frickin' New York.

1547
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,200
And then what's his nuts?

1548
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,200
Johnson, or not, with Johnson, yeah.

1549
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,760
From Chicago, he's like, yeah, bring in the National Guard.

1550
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,160
Let's make these people get used to this one police state.

1551
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:14,560
Mm-hmm.

1552
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,040
You know?

1553
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,000
And we're just going to take your rights.

1554
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:16,920
That's what they're really doing.

1555
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:17,440
Yeah.

1556
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,120
And they're still not doing anything, though.

1557
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,160
It's a problem in New York.

1558
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,440
They got the, oh, we're bringing it.

1559
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,880
We're hulk-o or whatever that bitch is.

1560
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,680
Cathy hulk-o.

1561
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,960
Yeah, she's like, we're going to bring in the National Guard.

1562
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:26,840
She looks crazy as fuck.

1563
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,560
It's like all of a sudden.

1564
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,040
Yeah.

1565
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:28,720
Like, why haven't you?

1566
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:32,240
You're going to search your bags, and if you don't like it, don't write this out.

1567
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,600
And then we'll search your bags, but some guy gets shot the other day.

1568
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,600
Another lady gets pushed down the tracks.

1569
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,320
And can you see that?

1570
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,080
We talked about that.

1571
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,360
Both of her feet got cut off.

1572
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:39,880
Oh, yeah.

1573
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,600
Dude, did you see the one guy that they had to put it?

1574
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,600
No, she can't run away.

1575
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,440
Damn, teacher.

1576
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,960
Did you see the video footage of the guy?

1577
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,000
He had like three Molotov cocktails ready to go flame.

1578
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:49,600
Yeah, he was tommy.

1579
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,080
Two cans.

1580
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:50,560
And yeah.

1581
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,360
Yeah, yeah.

1582
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,160
There were Jerry Riggs.

1583
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,000
Yeah, they were, yeah.

1584
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,200
I'm all, yeah, OK.

1585
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:55,680
I'll tell you that.

1586
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,160
I'll tell you that.

1587
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:56,560
I'll tell you that.

1588
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,800
I'll call him Jerry Riggs.

1589
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,840
Yeah, that's called Jerry Riggs.

1590
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,400
Yeah, Soup Can's on fire, and he was about to throw him on people.

1591
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,040
Damn.

1592
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,240
He did throw him on people.

1593
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:04,600
Did he?

1594
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,400
He didn't want in there.

1595
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,160
Another guy lights a bag on fire.

1596
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:11,680
And the crazy thing is, I listen to some podcasts on the East Coast,

1597
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,880
and they take the subway, and they're like, people are just whacking off,

1598
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,720
smoking crack.

1599
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,760
It's like, what the hell is going on?

1600
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,120
Dude, did you see the one video?

1601
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,320
The guy, dude, what do you think is a real pervert, right?

1602
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,560
Bobby to pull his wiener out at a place around.

1603
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,280
It's a cheap way to do that shit.

1604
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,200
It only cost a little bit for a monthly pass, you know, you hop on the subway.

1605
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,720
Oh, to be a watcher.

1606
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,720
What did you see the one day?

1607
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,000
Don't talk about you like to pull your wiener out in front of playgirls and whack it.

1608
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,720
Only on the L.

1609
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,840
You just look at a playgirl through the L.

1610
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,000
Only on the red line.

1611
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,280
The red line goes north, north straight.

1612
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,120
You want to give a real death wish, don't you?

1613
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,040
I wouldn't get on there if you paid me.

1614
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,680
I wouldn't even go on there on blackface.

1615
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,400
I'll tell you that.

1616
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,840
Dude, you ever see a death wish?

1617
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,480
Dude, some guys started videotaping like this homeless guy.

1618
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,240
Now now he brings like a kiddie pool on the subway and takes baths in it on the subway.

1619
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,240
Oh, nice.

1620
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,240
How do you get the water in?

1621
00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,240
Dude, who knows.

1622
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,240
I mean, this is, this is alright.

1623
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,240
You can't piss in there all day.

1624
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:02,240
You can't piss in there all day.

1625
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,240
But I mean, why would you?

1626
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,400
I mean, it's not totally filled up, but this guy, he is filled up.

1627
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,400
The logistics of this.

1628
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,320
I mean, someone to hire this guy is a producer for the Larry and Neal Show.

1629
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,320
That's great.

1630
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,320
Can I bring my swimmer pool?

1631
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,320
It's got gusto.

1632
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,600
Oh, dude, there's another video.

1633
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:18,320
This guy starts banging some chick in a tent in the middle of the subway car.

1634
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,320
Nice.

1635
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,800
And you hear her, she's like, I'm hungry.

1636
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,800
Go get me some.

1637
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,800
And he comes out looking.

1638
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,520
He sees some guy in his sandwich and give me that sandwich.

1639
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,160
He grabs it, takes a bite and like goes back into the tent and gives it to her.

1640
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,680
He's like a New York City rat.

1641
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,680
Like, oh man.

1642
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,680
The rats are progressing too.

1643
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,680
That's a little, you know.

1644
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,320
I'm interested to know how did they have the tent set up in the city.

1645
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,320
I was gonna fucking grab my ass right now.

1646
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,320
Well, they're probably paying this guy to do this stuff too.

1647
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,160
I don't think I mean, like they're just banging in a tent in the subway station.

1648
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,160
Oh yeah.

1649
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,680
Like that little tent at Coachella, I don't know what that Asian dude next to us.

1650
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,680
Oh my God.

1651
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,680
It was like a tiny little tent.

1652
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,680
He had this tent where it was like.

1653
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,160
And it's like 100 degrees.

1654
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,480
And all of a sudden like at four o'clock, he unzips it and comes out.

1655
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,480
He was in there the whole time.

1656
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,480
He's like, I've got my odds.

1657
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,680
Looking at comic books like Asian or Japanese comic books.

1658
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,680
Anime.

1659
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,680
Hand-died shit.

1660
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,680
It's crazy.

1661
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,680
Yeah, he's in California and he spends his time in a tent.

1662
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:12,680
In the middle of the desert at Coachella.

1663
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,680
But some people had these tents.

1664
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,680
What they got in the army.

1665
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,680
All you could do is open it, get in and lay down and zip it.

1666
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:18,680
And zip it.

1667
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,680
It had no room.

1668
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,680
It had no room.

1669
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:21,680
It had no sleeping bags.

1670
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,680
No, that's a good thing.

1671
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,180
You go and you get to rent a sleeping locker.

1672
00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,680
Dude, like I couldn't even fit one of those things.

1673
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,680
I wouldn't have seen it.

1674
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,680
Yeah, I would have doubted it.

1675
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,680
Yeah, tiny.

1676
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,680
You think about this.

1677
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,440
If you were homeless, like you have to get the mindset to do things.

1678
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,680
You're just banging in the subway in a tent.

1679
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,240
I mean, could you really?

1680
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,680
Not a care in the world, man.

1681
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,680
I mean, really?

1682
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,680
I mean, the world is your oyster.

1683
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,680
Yeah.

1684
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,680
You know what I mean?

1685
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:44,680
You're just shoving the hell out of it.

1686
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,680
This guy's like a movie, thinks he's a movie star.

1687
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,680
And I mean, I could never.

1688
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,680
I would like to see him in one of those little lockers.

1689
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,680
Dude, those things are tiny, man.

1690
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,680
Why is that?

1691
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,680
I could never.

1692
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,680
I could just.

1693
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,680
Oh, God.

1694
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,680
I could go into like a three-wide.

1695
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,680
Yeah, I could.

1696
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:02,680
Triple-wide.

1697
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,680
That's why I'd like to see Steamboat in there.

1698
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,680
Steamboat in China.

1699
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,680
That would be Steamboat in China.

1700
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:06,680
Steamboat, Steamboat.

1701
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,680
Stuck in the tub.

1702
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,680
Yeah.

1703
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,680
Then we hire a couple of kids.

1704
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,680
Now you take bath now.

1705
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,680
Here's our tub.

1706
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,680
We have to oil you up.

1707
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,680
If Crisco, you use this, man.

1708
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,680
You and the oil to get out.

1709
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Wexon, Wexos.

1710
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,680
I guarantee that's a Japanese fetish.

1711
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,680
Like rubbing down white.

1712
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,680
It was like, white guys.

1713
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,680
That white guy's the way.

1714
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,680
You must eat a lot.

1715
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,680
Yeah.

1716
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,680
Ooh, we rubbed it a little bit.

1717
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:32,680
But they're used to that shit though.

1718
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,680
We always have part of the oil.

1719
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:35,680
Yeah.

1720
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,680
Like the Japanese with the sumo guys.

1721
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,680
Like, dang.

1722
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,680
When I was fucking all wounded from motorbike accidents and shit, I would go to the car.

1723
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,680
Scooter accidents.

1724
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,680
Let's clarify that.

1725
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,680
In ATVs.

1726
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,680
In ATVs.

1727
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,680
Wipe out and out.

1728
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,680
Everything I get on.

1729
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,680
Fucking.

1730
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,680
So I would go to China and I'm in the car.

1731
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,680
He did the Bears too.

1732
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,680
He used to do the Chicago Bears.

1733
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,680
The Ligaki Puncher type stuff?

1734
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:01,680
Yeah.

1735
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,680
It's a Sino-American fucking, you know, it was cool.

1736
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,680
And I loved it.

1737
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,680
But you did.

1738
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,680
You know, you stripped down your underwear.

1739
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,680
And I was really skinny.

1740
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,680
I loved it.

1741
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,680
And I was really, really skinny at the time.

1742
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,680
And the wife would come in and put the...

1743
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,680
It's as percolatious as we go on.

1744
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,680
Like they had this blanket that was in the microwave, this thick material that would hold some heat first.

1745
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,680
Like, hey, don't put that.

1746
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:27,680
And she would come in and they would lay, you know, they lay you down and she would laugh.

1747
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,680
Yeah, cause you saw your mirror.

1748
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,680
Oh no, I think just cause I was like a skeleton to her.

1749
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,680
What's that brown spot on your underwear?

1750
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,680
Tiny wiener.

1751
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,680
I had my underwear on.

1752
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:36,680
You're gonna say too?

1753
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,680
You should be ashamed coming in here with a tiny wiener.

1754
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,680
You got a big leak.

1755
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,680
At least work it over in the pocket knife.

1756
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,680
Anyways, and it was cool, man.

1757
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,680
It was cool.

1758
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,680
I liked it.

1759
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,680
And they would hook these electrodes up to it.

1760
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,680
Have you ever gotten there?

1761
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,680
Yeah, shot treatment.

1762
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,680
Ah, so fucking good.

1763
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,680
Have you ever done it?

1764
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,680
Yeah, they put on your hat and tried to see.

1765
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,680
And they fucking hook up the electrode.

1766
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,680
They're like, oh, this guy's a real friend.

1767
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,680
Yeah, give you a little go-voltage on there.

1768
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,680
And then they say, ah, more.

1769
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:04,680
You got him all?

1770
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,680
Is a hug yet?

1771
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,680
And I had him all the way up.

1772
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,680
He's like, if you can handle it, go for it.

1773
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:09,680
Put it on my go for it.

1774
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,680
Put it on my tattoo.

1775
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:11,680
My dog.

1776
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,680
That's what I want.

1777
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,680
You got a couple extra months.

1778
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,680
Yeah.

1779
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:15,680
I like that feeling.

1780
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,680
A little bit more.

1781
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,680
It seems like I can't imagine the tattoo feels that good.

1782
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,680
No, I mean, you're not.

1783
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,680
It feels good to get a tattoo.

1784
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:24,680
It vibrates like hell.

1785
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,680
That's about what it does.

1786
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,680
Yeah.

1787
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,680
But you're not getting electrocuted.

1788
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:30,680
No, I'm just.

1789
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,680
I want to get electrocuted too.

1790
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,680
I've done that.

1791
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,680
You want to at the same time?

1792
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,680
Yeah.

1793
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,680
You got some real kinky fatties going on right now.

1794
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,680
We can arrange that.

1795
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,680
I'm going to tattoo while they zap my gooch in my ball.

1796
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,680
Hook it right up.

1797
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,680
With the car cable.

1798
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,680
And then you can right sit on my face and fart in my mouth.

1799
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,680
Now you're mixing me up with you.

1800
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,680
That's what they call it.

1801
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:52,680
Asian muffler.

1802
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,680
I like that.

1803
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,680
I've been hurting that one.

1804
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,680
Asian muffler.

1805
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,680
Sitting fart on my face.

1806
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,680
Sit on my face and fart in my mouth.

1807
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,680
Dude, that's a great one.

1808
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,680
That's a shirt.

1809
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Or at least a bumper sticker.

1810
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,680
A bumper sticker.

1811
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,680
Sit on your face and do that.

1812
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,680
I got an Asian muffler.

1813
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,680
Golden triangle.

1814
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,680
Yoke and mirror.

1815
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,680
That's funny.

1816
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,680
I got a gift certificate for the golden triangle actually.

1817
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,680
Is that all you can eat?

1818
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:34,680
Don't worry baby, it's only simplex A.

1819
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,680
It'll go away in a week.

1820
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,680
Aw man.

1821
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,680
You're not stuck with it.

1822
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,680
That's alright.

1823
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,680
Now the cat's happy.

1824
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,680
Not a clap.

1825
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaking of the clap, how about those chats?

1826
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,680
Shout out to our boys, the chats.

1827
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,680
Yeah, the chats.

1828
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,680
Oh yeah, those guys are good.

1829
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,680
I didn't know what the hell you were talking about.

1830
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,680
We're in Australia down there.

1831
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,680
Down under punk rock.

1832
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,680
I forgot what I was going to talk about for a second.

1833
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,680
There's a punk rock show every single weekend needles.

1834
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,680
That was pretty fun.

1835
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,680
Dude, there was a fucking anti-witchcraft thing in Angola.

1836
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,680
Angola.

1837
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,680
Angola Spain.

1838
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,680
That's Africa.

1839
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,680
So everybody drank this herbal shit.

1840
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,680
And if they survived they won a witch and all 50 of them died.

1841
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,680
You were all witches.

1842
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,680
I like massed.

1843
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,680
You know what I mean? I like Jim Jones shit.

1844
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,680
Man, that definitely sounded like Jim Jones shit.

1845
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,680
It's hilarious.

1846
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,680
You have to have charisma.

1847
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,680
They go hilarious.

1848
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,680
What's that?

1849
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,680
I was just thinking that.

1850
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,680
They call that Riz.

1851
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,680
The kids call that Riz.

1852
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,680
Oh yeah, you got Riz there.

1853
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,680
Man, you got Riz.

1854
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,680
Charisma.

1855
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,680
Remember Ivan telling us about those kids that go out

1856
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,680
and they beg for money all day.

1857
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,680
And then they give it to their parents

1858
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,680
so they can go buy crack and then they eat the glue.

1859
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,680
He said they eat it.

1860
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,680
The kids do the glue.

1861
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,680
The kids get the glue and the parents get the coke.

1862
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,680
That's how it works.

1863
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,680
I know.

1864
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,680
Most parents don't even give the kids any of the drugs.

1865
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,680
Well, glue is not really...

1866
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,680
Well, you take the money.

1867
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,680
It's kind of like when you're...

1868
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,680
When you're begging for nickels.

1869
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,680
You think these guys would learn how to band together

1870
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,680
and kill their parents.

1871
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,680
Then he said...

1872
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,680
Why do they want this?

1873
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,680
If you kill these people, it's OK.

1874
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,680
If you shoot these motherfuckers...

1875
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,680
In Colombia...

1876
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,680
Ivan told me...

1877
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,680
You could kill these motherfuckers that sniff glue

1878
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,680
and smoke crack and shit.

1879
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,680
You can't.

1880
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,680
If you do, yeah.

1881
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,680
Nobody's missing.

1882
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,680
They're like the sewer people.

1883
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,680
They're like the sewer people.

1884
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,680
They are.

1885
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,680
That was a great movie.

1886
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,680
It was a really funny movie.

1887
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,680
There was so many different things

1888
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,680
throughout the movie, what it meant.

1889
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,680
I like how...

1890
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,680
When the guy comes up out of the toilet...

1891
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,680
Who? Who leaves when the guy comes up out of the toilet?

1892
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,680
That thing is freaky.

1893
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,680
I'm just dropping it dude.

1894
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,680
These little guys are...

1895
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,680
Cheese coming up.

1896
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,680
He's got like what do you call it, stitches over his eyes

1897
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,680
and shit. He's like...

1898
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,680
Dude, man.

1899
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,680
Can a motherfucker have some peace?

1900
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,680
Dude, you're in foreign country.

1901
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,680
You may have a python come up through the toilet.

1902
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,680
Oh my god.

1903
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,680
Did you see that they're trying to fucking indoctrinate us to eat python meat?

1904
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,680
Wait, what?

1905
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,680
Dude, because there's so many pythons in Florida.

1906
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,680
Florida.

1907
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,680
They're starting to sell that into the south.

1908
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,680
It's better than the fake shit.

1909
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,680
The pythons are eating up all the things

1910
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,680
that the gators normally ate.

1911
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,680
And now they're going after gators.

1912
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,680
I tried to get every girl I ever met to eat python meat.

1913
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,680
I tried to get every girl I ever met to eat python meat.

1914
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,680
Dude, I mean...

1915
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,680
I don't even...

1916
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,680
Don't even...

1917
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,680
Keep that one to yourself.

1918
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,680
I'm too late.

1919
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,680
Next time just don't blurt it out.

1920
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,680
At the shed.

1921
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,680
Silly muffin.

1922
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,680
There's a guy at the shed aquarium

1923
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,680
who goes to like this place in South America

1924
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,680
every year where the rains come down

1925
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,680
and all these species of fish come

1926
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,680
and they mount it over the water.

1927
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,680
And they do research.

1928
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,680
No, but he did have something going his toe

1929
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,680
like that one time.

1930
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,680
But he talks about like there's only

1931
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,680
one toilet in the whole village.

1932
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,680
And you go there

1933
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,680
and he goes sometimes you shine a light

1934
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,680
at night or you go there in a day

1935
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,680
and there's a big fucking tarantula

1936
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,680
just sitting in the toilet.

1937
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,680
So you gotta go and see when it's not bare.

1938
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,680
We're not around, take a quick shit.

1939
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,680
Fuck the bucket.

1940
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,680
Well that makes you fucking shit a lot quicker.

1941
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,680
There's tarantulas.

1942
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,680
The chaterer of Charlie comes in the bush.

1943
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,680
You know what I mean?

1944
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,680
I sit there with my Game Boy.

1945
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,680
That's not how I want to go.

1946
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,680
What's that Larry?

1947
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,680
I sit and play Game Boy with my Tetris.

1948
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,680
Not in the jungle.

1949
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,680
Well listen, we were...

1950
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,680
I wake up at five in the morning.

1951
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,680
We're in Michigan. I'm a city slicker.

1952
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,680
That's not the jungle.

1953
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,680
I'm thinking... I'm in this bathroom.

1954
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,680
Concrete jungle.

1955
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,680
No, no, we were in the forest.

1956
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,680
We were in upper fucking wilderness.

1957
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,680
No, not UP.

1958
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,680
Not that far.

1959
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,680
Pretty close to it though.

1960
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,680
I remember...

1961
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,680
I'm taking a shit in this fucking...

1962
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,680
outhouse thing.

1963
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,680
It was like a little sink.

1964
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,680
It was a regular bathroom.

1965
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,680
Like a range.

1966
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,680
Kind of though.

1967
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,680
It was separate from the house.

1968
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,680
It was the only thing.

1969
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,680
It was a freestanding shit hole.

1970
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,680
In a forest preserve.

1971
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,680
No, no. It was a toilet.

1972
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,680
It wasn't a...

1973
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,680
But anyways, it didn't have a door and what not.

1974
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,680
It didn't have a door.

1975
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,680
Kind of voyeur's you were.

1976
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,680
Anyways, I'm up and I'm taking a shit.

1977
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,680
And everybody's sleeping.

1978
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,680
It's like five in the morning and everyone's...

1979
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,680
younger and there's a bunch of druggies.

1980
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,680
Everyone's sleeping. I'm up.

1981
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,680
I'm an old man. I'm going to use the bathroom and leisure.

1982
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,680
And I'm sitting there playing my Game Boy.

1983
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,680
And all of a sudden...

1984
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,680
There's no door on it.

1985
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,680
Right.

1986
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,680
That's great.

1987
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,680
Let me tell you the shit.

1988
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,680
Listen, listen.

1989
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,680
It's a room...

1990
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,680
with a door.

1991
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,680
No door and then the bathroom's stall.

1992
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,680
I mean, this place keeps getting bigger and bigger every time you tell me about it.

1993
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,680
It's about fucking...

1994
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,680
8x12.

1995
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,680
So you walk in there and then there's a stall with no door.

1996
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,680
No door on either thing.

1997
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,680
But no one's watching you.

1998
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,680
You're not watching your shit.

1999
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,680
So what's the point?

2000
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,680
I didn't notice the cameras.

2001
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,680
We weren't talking about what you were doing when you were working.

2002
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,680
It wasn't Chuck Berry's.

2003
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,680
I was just going to say it was Chuck Berry's truck place.

2004
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,680
Right, camera, toilet.

2005
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,680
Sponsored by Chuck Berry.

2006
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,680
Sponsored by Chuck Berry.

2007
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,680
I didn't know that camera was up there.

2008
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,680
I'm going to ding down.

2009
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,680
Yeah.

2010
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,680
The best is we always talk about when he farts.

2011
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,680
Well, here's another thing.

2012
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,680
Here's the other thing.

2013
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,680
Let's not be smart Chuck though.

2014
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,680
He married his wife when he was young

2015
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,680
before he was even famous.

2016
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,680
He stuck with her the whole fucking time.

2017
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,680
But he was still doing bad stuff.

2018
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,680
Yeah, but he was a family man.

2019
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,680
He was a great guy.

2020
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,680
Chuck.

2021
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,680
I don't know about that.

2022
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,680
The videotapes prove other why.

2023
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,680
I don't want to disparage Chuck Berry

2024
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,680
with King of Rock and Roll guitar.

2025
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,680
Yeah, but I'll say with the videotapes

2026
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,680
evidence he's a real pervert

2027
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,680
and dirty mobile fucking.

2028
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,680
Well, you know, you get money.

2029
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,680
We all like to fart on hundreds every once in a while.

2030
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,680
You get money.

2031
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,680
You got money and you're driving around

2032
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,680
and you're a rock star.

2033
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,680
He also fucking got screwed

2034
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,680
and fucking did like two years.

2035
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,680
I may be for like taking a bitch

2036
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,680
across state lines.

2037
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,680
Another time he did a year or something

2038
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,680
for taking a car.

2039
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,680
Well, when the girl's 13

2040
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,680
maybe I am thinking of Jack Johnson

2041
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,680
but Chuck did a couple of stints

2042
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,680
for it like he shouldn't have.

2043
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,680
Like when he went to jail the one time

2044
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,680
over some tax shit

2045
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,680
he would pay his taxes probably.

2046
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,680
But you know what, there was a lot of whiteies

2047
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,680
of movie stars and rock stars

2048
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,680
that were doing the exact same thing

2049
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,680
and it came down to him.

2050
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,680
Because he was black and probably in the south.

2051
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,680
It was before BLM'd.

2052
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,680
I don't want to talk about that guy.

2053
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,680
That's horrible.

2054
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,680
But this he played at the White House

2055
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,680
for almost

2056
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,680
like he played for Nixon, he played for Carter,

2057
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,680
he played for fucking...

2058
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,680
Listen, the Chuck Barrett...

2059
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,680
Two days after he played at the White House...

2060
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,680
John Lennon and Yoko.

2061
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,680
And Yoko fucking starts to scream.

2062
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,680
And the look on his face...

2063
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,680
It's hilarious.

2064
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,680
Brugate.

2065
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,680
Or the time when she came out of the basket

2066
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,680
through the sack.

2067
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,680
No, the garbage bag.

2068
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,680
That was the same show.

2069
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,680
Poor Yoko.

2070
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,680
She's so underrated, she's so talented.

2071
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,680
Yeah.

2072
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,680
And it's funny, she didn't break the Beatles up

2073
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,680
and everybody likes to put that on her.

2074
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,680
Well, here's what she did. Well, John Lennon was a total cock.

2075
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,680
He just did whatever the fuck she said.

2076
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,680
And McCarran is becoming one.

2077
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,680
Yeah, but at the same time

2078
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,680
he let this bitch push him around.

2079
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,680
None of the other guys brought their fucking wives

2080
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,680
and girlfriends to the fucking practice

2081
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,680
and recordings.

2082
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,680
The bitches stay home.

2083
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,680
The boys are at the fucking studio.

2084
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,680
What if they wanted to fucking do some crazy shit?

2085
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,680
No, this guy's wife is there.

2086
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,680
Maybe they were all banging Yoko.

2087
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,680
Yeah, I don't know about that.

2088
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,680
No.

2089
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,680
That's a good idea.

2090
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,680
I like when you're going with that.

2091
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,680
That's another conspiracy that they were all banging Yoko.

2092
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,680
Well, Yoko, yeah, she wasn't even there.

2093
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,680
No.

2094
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,680
She wasn't like Fang Fang or something.

2095
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,680
No.

2096
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,680
Sort of saying Fang Fang

2097
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,680
We're on the fuck.

2098
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,480
But at the same time

2099
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,680
Fang Fang.

2100
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,680
This fucking guy she was a honey pot too.

2101
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,680
Oh my god.

2102
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,680
She was his handler.

2103
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,680
She was a honey pot.

2104
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,680
And this guy is

2105
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,680
and you know, she turned him

2106
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,680
into a junkie and shit.

2107
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,680
That was her fucking thing.

2108
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,680
Yoko

2109
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:27,240
all like Ornette Coleman and all the avant-garde like Lamont Young and shit and all the avant-garde

2110
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:34,740
Jazz cats in New York at the time like she was part of that scene. So John Lennon thought she was cool

2111
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:40,640
He actually thought wow, she's awesome. Something different. Yeah, that motherfucker must have been higher than a kite

2112
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,720
Talent listen as ugly as could be

2113
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:51,560
Put his hooks in a man just fucking what she did she must have known some tricks. Thanks a Chinese secret. Yeah

2114
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,880
I don't know what she did to a man. She put a curse on his ass

2115
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:04,720
Yeah, she did some poor fucking mark David Chapman can't even go see a concert. I know what the hell they keep on canceling

2116
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,720
Oh, man, I want to hear this guy play

2117
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:14,200
Really do he's got a story to tell yeah, he was hanging out with the fucking bushes or his family was a couple days before

2118
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:21,120
Did the really yeah before fucking mark David Chapman shot down John Lennon don John Johnson

2119
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:26,720
Yeah, my bad, but there's a listen. There's a lot of conspiracy shit that goes on

2120
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,840
Look at everything we keep talking about it. And I mean

2121
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:36,540
It is what I remember trying to get my mom to let me and my little brother stay home from school

2122
01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:41,060
Oh, but we can't go to school John Lennon got shot and she's like bullshit motherfucker

2123
01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:46,000
I don't care if you're dead. That's a cause to take off the school in the school. Yeah, well, you know

2124
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,880
She let you watch the fake space shuttle explosion

2125
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:54,560
Yeah, I watch it in class. Yeah, I saw that seven I was already out of school in the space shuttle

2126
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,080
Yeah, oh no really

2127
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:06,240
They follow Maron and they find them right the astronauts did not die

2128
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:11,540
And you know what? That's just another thing that we believe in. Oh NASA is completely a three

2129
01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:16,340
What three to five billion dollars a year three ring circus for what for what?

2130
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:20,400
For you know to take in three to five billion dollars a year

2131
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,820
Why do they do they just sent that thing to the moon and it fell over at a bum leg?

2132
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,480
Show us. They're like oh look at the shots from the moon. It's like my kid drew it

2133
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:35,440
You know like anybody could just make up a shot like they took it like a fifth grade class

2134
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:40,540
It says whoever draws the best picture is gonna get it on the news tonight. Yeah. Yeah, well

2135
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:46,120
Kids got busy. The reason I don't believe in this stuff is because I've never been out there. That's why you know

2136
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,840
Yeah, when I go to the moon, I'm not just being like I don't want to go at the truth

2137
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,600
I'm not just being like this is what's there, but I would like to see it firsthand, right?

2138
01:06:53,600 --> 01:07:00,480
Well first off it says in the Bible that the firmament and all that other no but that the moon was you know

2139
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,580
It's it's put up there for a night

2140
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:10,060
Light at night. Yeah, the moon is lesser like it's like an alien like light bulb. Yeah, that's all it is to us

2141
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:13,380
Yeah, it's what it is. They can't land on that

2142
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:16,000
It helps control our tides and shit otherwise the water

2143
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000
Menstrual cycles water'd be out of control

2144
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:21,100
Be rolling everywhere

2145
01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:22,100
What the hell why?

2146
01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:23,100
Tidesmine

2147
01:07:23,100 --> 01:07:24,100
Tidesmine?

2148
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:26,100
All the way around there to check the tide

2149
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:27,600
I can't see that motherfucker

2150
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,100
Because you're Ray Charles

2151
01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:30,100
Gay Charles

2152
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:31,100
Gay Charles, bless

2153
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:34,980
You know Ray Charles is blind we had an hour and seven minutes

2154
01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:36,980
Oh man, oh man

2155
01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:41,940
All right everybody. Hey, I want to fucking thank you people for tuning in this is really

2156
01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:43,940
fucking amazing

2157
01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:45,940
Like, subscribe, follow us on YouTube

2158
01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:47,940
Subscribe on YouTube

2159
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:49,940
Yeah, we hit our hundredth episode

2160
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:51,940
We got Kiki and Bobby here

2161
01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:52,940
Less than a year

2162
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,940
Yeah, bless you all for listening

2163
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:56,940
And I want to say Bobby's

2164
01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,940
Musician extraordinaire

2165
01:07:58,940 --> 01:08:00,940
Besides all that other shit

2166
01:08:00,940 --> 01:08:07,940
And I want to thank Jesus God and I got to say

2167
01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:14,940
Don't forget about if you got a problem with your car or your southern regions or your

2168
01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:15,940
pet

2169
01:08:15,940 --> 01:08:20,940
You go to Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinarian Services

2170
01:08:20,940 --> 01:08:22,940
He's got your back, Tom's

2171
01:08:22,940 --> 01:08:24,940
And your friend

2172
01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:27,940
If your wiener is red and you think it's from getting head from the door

2173
01:08:27,940 --> 01:08:30,940
Tom's Free Clinic

2174
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,940
Didn't you?

2175
01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:36,940
Yeah, you know what, shout out to our listeners man, like, follow, subscribe, like, and subscribe

2176
01:08:36,940 --> 01:08:38,940
We appreciate it, man

2177
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:40,940
Also, we got a new sponsor

2178
01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:43,940
If you and your dog got a clogged log

2179
01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:46,940
Don't attack your dogs

2180
01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:48,940
Yeah, Tom is also very discreet

2181
01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:54,940
If you and your animal have matching diseases, he will not put it on the internet and shit

2182
01:08:54,940 --> 01:08:56,940
And he takes EBT now too

2183
01:08:56,940 --> 01:09:01,940
So if my dog has fleas and I got a cucumber stuck in my ass

2184
01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:03,940
He won't say anything

2185
01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:06,940
He doesn't have to be locked ass to ass, that's how it is

2186
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:08,940
If you come in ass to ass with the cucumber

2187
01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:10,940
Then you'll get treated

2188
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:12,940
Yeah

2189
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,940
Dr. Tom on the scene

2190
01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:16,940
That's the only way you can get it

2191
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:18,940
He's even got a special ambulance

2192
01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:20,940
You have to follow all the qualifications

2193
01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,940
Oh, Brian, he's got a certain career

2194
01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:24,940
And they put one of those big things on your head

2195
01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:27,940
Yeah, touch your own meter

2196
01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:29,940
Where's he with his hands?

2197
01:09:29,940 --> 01:09:31,940
We've talked about this before

2198
01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:33,940
That's it

2199
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:35,940
Or the dog

2200
01:09:35,940 --> 01:09:37,940
Yeah

2201
01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:38,940
I love it

2202
01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:42,940
They put the cone on your head so you don't lick the dog's balls

2203
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:44,940
I don't know about that

2204
01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:46,940
It's a joke

2205
01:09:46,940 --> 01:09:49,940
There reminds me of this one band I was in, this kid

2206
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:51,940
Oh, man, why?

2207
01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:54,940
I'll give him a fake name, this name might have been like Don

2208
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:56,940
Or something like that

2209
01:09:56,940 --> 01:09:58,940
That's probably real name

2210
01:09:58,940 --> 01:10:01,940
He did, look at him, he's like that was his real name

2211
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:03,940
Oh, wait, that was his name

2212
01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:05,940
He could come up with another name

2213
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:07,940
Let's call him Mon

2214
01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:10,940
Let's say this guy's name but here's his real one

2215
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,940
Yeah, it was one

2216
01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:14,940
Yeah

2217
01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:16,940
Let's say this guy's name

2218
01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:21,940
He's a sneaky flyer

2219
01:10:21,940 --> 01:10:26,940
Anyways, he would do very weird shit with his dog

2220
01:10:26,940 --> 01:10:29,940
That's what we got to

2221
01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:35,940
You know, those pun bra kids with all those tattoos

2222
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:38,940
You gotta fucking watch them, they never know what they're gonna do

2223
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:40,940
Oh, boy

2224
01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:43,940
Obviously, things with the animals a little bit

2225
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:46,940
I mean, no, I don't know

2226
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:50,940
You know, do you know Larry?

2227
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:53,940
That's what that sounds like, a guilt of admission

2228
01:10:53,940 --> 01:10:55,940
Or admission of guilt

2229
01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:57,940
Guilt of admission

2230
01:10:57,940 --> 01:11:00,940
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?

2231
01:11:00,940 --> 01:11:03,940
We'll just say he let the dog up on his butt

2232
01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:05,940
Who let the dogs out?

2233
01:11:05,940 --> 01:11:07,940
At my nuts

2234
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:09,940
This guy's got a lot of peanut butter in his cabinet

2235
01:11:09,940 --> 01:11:11,940
I don't like that

2236
01:11:11,940 --> 01:11:13,940
No, chunky

2237
01:11:13,940 --> 01:11:16,940
That's a real dog purve

2238
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:17,940
You gotta use chunky

2239
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:19,940
The dog really has to work in

2240
01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:23,940
I remember the first time someone handed me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

2241
01:11:23,940 --> 01:11:26,940
Like an adult when I was a kid and it had chunky peanut butter

2242
01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:29,940
I was like, what the fuck is, what the fuck?

2243
01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:31,940
I didn't like that shit

2244
01:11:31,940 --> 01:11:34,940
I'm like, no, I don't need actual real peanuts

2245
01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:37,940
I need sugar down, fake fucking peanut butter

2246
01:11:37,940 --> 01:11:39,940
He's like, he killed his weak kids now

2247
01:11:39,940 --> 01:11:42,940
I was like, what the fuck is this?

2248
01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:45,940
And then you know, I was forced to eat this fucking thing

2249
01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:47,940
Get all the peanut butter and jelly and kids into a rooster

2250
01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:49,940
Wiping them on the peanut butter

2251
01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:51,940
Just throw their hand with you

2252
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,940
Their heads are gonna explode

2253
01:11:53,940 --> 01:11:55,940
Alright, now that we got rid of them

2254
01:11:55,940 --> 01:11:58,940
Let's worry about people that lack toast and tolerance

2255
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,940
Who's next?

2256
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:04,940
I need fucking Dean's milk

2257
01:12:04,940 --> 01:12:06,940
Alright, shut it down

2258
01:12:06,940 --> 01:12:08,940
Alright, yeah, thank you for tuning in, you guys

2259
01:12:08,940 --> 01:12:11,940
You guys are fucking amazing

2260
01:12:11,940 --> 01:12:13,940
Tune in to Catechronic

2261
01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:15,940
Yeah, check out Catechronic

2262
01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,940
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2263
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:19,940
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2264
01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:23,940
We're gonna press the button now, we love you, goodbye

2265
01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:39,940
I'm gonna use these glasses off to press the button