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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Larry and Needles.

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We got Kiki and we got Don and poor tonight.

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Very special edition, 99th episode.

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Hey, welcome to the Larry and Needles show everybody.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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I can't believe we're still doing this.

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Don.

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Shamakari of a show.

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Yeah, and I'm Kiki.

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Thanks to internet for letting us be complete ass clowns whenever we want.

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To our seven followers.

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To our total disadvantage for any future.

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I mean, like I said, we are not your delicious.

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Well, we're going to send this in to try to get disability.

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We have to do something that's your retarded.

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That guy Larry, you definitely take his down syndrome.

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Well, here we go.

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I applied for down syndrome insurance today.

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That's not a bad idea.

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We're going to start for the illegal.

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You should try to get into the special Olympics.

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You probably dominate just mashing little babies.

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You know, we should actually open up like a clinic for all the illegals.

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They'd be going, I mean, we can push Tom gets a medic care money.

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No, Tom does not take illegal.

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No, he doesn't.

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Illegal aliens are not welcome.

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We can branch off though.

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Yeah.

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To a Tom's illegal alien.

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It's all he caters to.

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I mean, the government is deep pockets.

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They just keep printing money.

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As I said, they'll be sending us.

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What do you?

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Yeah, Dr. Toboggan.

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Dr. Mantis Toboggan.

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I mean, what are you going to?

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But I mean, we technically are they really going to check?

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I mean, if you're a doctor in a third world country, I mean, you're almost a witch doctor.

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You know what they mean?

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So what do we do?

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You think the illegals are going to cart us?

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I mean, I can make a freaking degree and put it on the wall or whatever.

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I would stamp my balls on it and let everybody know.

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I could put a pair of glasses and a stethoscope on.

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I'll just wear rubber gloves and that's it.

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Nothing else.

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That's just an idea.

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The ball stamped that.

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It reminds me when I was a kid and I got Lassie's autograph at the car show and they just took

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some dogs hand and put it in the ink.

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I would say dogs hand.

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I mean, yes, that's how hilarious he thinks dogs have hands.

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He's like, that dog groped me.

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An autograph.

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A dog wakes in the corner.

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I love it.

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He's very steel in its pills.

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And then my dad said, you know, that's not the real Lassie.

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I'm like, what do you mean?

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I'm like, oh, the real Lassie's probably dead.

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Oh, for like 20 years.

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Yeah, right?

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They've been showing you think dogs live.

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I don't know.

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Well, obviously a long time.

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It was like 1974.

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Oh, geez.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, Lassie was on way before that, too.

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Yeah, it's probably like Lassie number six.

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Yeah, they probably have multiple.

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Yeah, in case one, you know, a couple of them.

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Back then, the treatment of animals on, what do you call it, on movie sets wasn't exactly

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If you know what I mean.

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Like, well, somebody actually accidentally run it over after having a couple nosebeers

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and martinis at lunch.

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Damn it.

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Yeah, they just run over Lassie.

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Get another cowley.

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Get the next Lassie.

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They just run it over in the parking lot.

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Get the hose in the other Lassie.

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How do you get fur out of a golf cart?

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Lost another one, man.

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That's all right.

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Bob's drunk again.

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And that's another thing, too.

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You know what I always think about?

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Like, people are, back in the day, because this kind of ties into a story I was going

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to talk about, but back in the day, like, if you were like, you know, you were like,

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if you were going to do shit, like, what do you call it?

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You couldn't ask Google.

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You couldn't, you know what I mean?

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Like, you had to know another guy.

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Like, how do I bury a body?

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Or how do I cut a body up?

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Yeah, right?

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Well, yeah, you're going to the library.

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Asking some other people.

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Because how many stories have we read where they're like, they Google how to dispose of

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And then they catch you, though, when they come and look at your computer and they see

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you, check that.

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I mean, Don Colombo over here.

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If you were to ask somebody, he just, he doesn't wear, instead of a trench coat, he just wears

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He's always like, bending over.

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One more question.

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Let me get my notepad.

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He pulls it out of his pants.

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He's got the bikini brief, but the trench coat falls open.

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Actually, it doesn't even have a tie on it.

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It just flows in the wind.

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Even his little jaw.

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It's a cigar.

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You got like a pencil in it.

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You got cigars on line.

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But if you ask somebody, that's a witness, and they're going to ask him.

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He's going to say, oh yeah, he asked me how do I cut up a body?

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Or do you not cut a body?

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Yeah, can you help me?

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You know what I mean?

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Right.

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You can't.

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And today I had to buy a bleach at the store.

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And I was thinking the same thing.

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Oh, man.

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You're on camera.

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I'm just caught me now.

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I'm doing something.

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Here's where he got the bleach, you know?

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There's no way around it.

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You're on camera.

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If you're at Home Depot buying duct tape, rope, a shovel, gloves, some lye.

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You're pressing a little button under the desk.

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I seriously think there's got to be a combination of things that sets off.

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Because we're monitoring.

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There will be.

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If you're buying duct tape.

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Like a shovel.

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If there's a certain like plastic.

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Just like the algorithm on the internet.

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If you say a certain combination of words, then you AI slags you.

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Because basically AI is controlling everything now.

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Something's mind-wrenching my shopping list.

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Like did you read that article about how the now the Democrat or whoever writes the bills

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in the houses and stuff like that or whatever they're written.

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They have AI scan it.

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And it'll scan it in a minute or two and it brings up all these points.

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So now they don't even have to read them anymore.

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So AI is taking over completely.

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That sounds like trouble.

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Oh, nobody is troubled.

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I'm like, oh boy.

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Like, I'll look at these.

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I'm looking at my kid with my kid with these pictures and he's like, that's AI.

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I'm like, what do you mean?

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He's like, oh, look here.

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He's already got the eye for it.

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Look here.

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He's like, you could tell by the hands.

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You could tell by the shoulders, by the neck.

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They still can't get that right.

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He's like, look at the.

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And he's a good artist.

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And he's like, look at the background.

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He's like, it doesn't match up.

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And it's like for pictures of dogs.

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Like we're looking at pugs and stuff.

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And he's like, that's not real.

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Pick it out.

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I don't know.

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It's like, I could sort of tell because it's like hazy and stuff, but they do like these.

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Like what they did with Taylor Swift, the AI nudes.

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You know, so like, it's like, everything.

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Do you think the Psyop, the Psyop is becoming the Psyop now.

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You know what I mean?

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Like it's just not one Psyop anymore.

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No, and it's good.

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It's like, okay, so the Psyop is to get AI integrated into society and then have that AI completely

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fool society, writing articles and stuff.

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The inmates are running the asylum.

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The Psyop is running the Psyop.

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It's not even a, it's not even in inmates though.

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This is just a computer.

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No, I'm using an analogy problem.

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I know, but I'm just saying, but it's like just a computer that's running the Psyop.

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You know, when they say the lunar takes are running the Psyop.

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Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

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The Psyop is, well, AI is programmed by certain people with a certain mindset.

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It's not free thinking because it has an initial algorithm to go.

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Like number one, they did that the first AI's and it got racist in like five days.

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It was called everybody N words and sticks and meaner.

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Was that even real though?

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Well, it was very real because it's probably a Psyop.

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AI is a Psyop.

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Okay, so that story might have been a lie, but here's the other thing.

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Everything might be a lie.

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They print out like, give me a picture of George Washington and it's a black dude and

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suction.

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They said, put out a white guy.

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Give me some Nazis and it was a black dude.

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African American woman.

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It's like the AASS.

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Because it should be along with the NAACP.

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Yeah, right?

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Well, it's the algorithm didn't want it to show white people want Caucasian people.

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So they wanted to lead to blacks disdain towards Caucasian.

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You know, it even made the worst people in the world.

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Black.

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Show me Hitler and it's a black dude.

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Which is very funny.

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Stalin is a black guy.

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Yeah, we did it.

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I don't know what's.

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I don't know what's worse.

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Stalin looks good as a black guy.

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He is a guinzo.

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So he's always had a tan.

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So let me always know what he looked like.

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But what is it's like, what becomes of this next?

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What's the next stage?

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What's the next step like?

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I'll tell you what, I am enjoying the like the AI porn.

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Not AI, but the you put like Taylor Swift.

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No, not that.

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But like you put like Taylor Swift's head on a body.

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Like, can you pass it?

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You know what?

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I can't recognize my imagination.

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Yeah, I can't recognize my monkey because it's not real.

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You know what I mean?

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Like I know it's fake.

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I have a good imagination.

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Yeah, I bet you.

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Well, yeah, you don't even need to use porn then if you have a good imagination.

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It's not that good.

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You just need to build up a better way.

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Oh my God.

265
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I don't have to cut Taylor's head off a picture posted on a high society magazine.

266
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You just put like you put her head on your screen and it's just the body moves around the body.

267
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,400
And what's got a Taylor Swift head taped on a Ferret Fawcett poster?

268
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Ferret Foster?

269
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I've never met Ferret Foster.

270
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That would be cool.

271
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Does she go to Tom's?

272
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The poster.

273
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She's that red baby.

274
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Ferret Foster.

275
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That's a good name for a porn star.

276
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You know what?

277
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Okay, so this kind of.

278
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Oh, no, it's Ferret Foster.

279
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Yeah, it's a Ferret with braids on.

280
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Didn't you do the 10 with the braids?

281
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,400
No, that's Bo Derek.

282
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Bo Derek, yeah, yeah, okay.

283
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Oh, that's your racial appropriation, which is very fun.

284
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,400
Hey, I got a question.

285
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Okay.

286
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Do you think when people die they can see you wreck your meat in heaven or wherever they go?

287
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Oh, yeah.

288
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Your grandma's been watching you wreck your meat for years and lard.

289
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Well, listen though, because I went to a funeral and they're like, oh, she'll be looking on down for you.

290
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I'm like, oh man, don't put that on me.

291
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So you went and wrecked me.

292
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,400
What are you doing?

293
00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,400
Yeah, right?

294
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What the hell?

295
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So then you went in the bathroom real quick, wrecked your meat at the funeral?

296
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Yeah.

297
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I don't get down like that.

298
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I went and sniffed one of the caskets.

299
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Oh my God.

300
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,400
Yeah, dude, there's a lot of people.

301
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,400
I mean, that's for amateurs, Larry.

302
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,400
There's a lot of people shaking their heads if that's the case.

303
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:19,400
No, because it was just funny and I was a roller and as soon as I turned around I'm like, did

304
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you hear what she said, roller?

305
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He's like, yeah.

306
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I'm like, did you think she'll see me wreck my meat in heaven and he's like laughing?

307
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,400
Well, if you wanted to, she would.

308
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,400
If my whole thing was trying to make him laugh, I don't know.

309
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If that's what you want, it'll happen.

310
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What do you mean if that's what I want?

311
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If you wanted to see you, it'll happen.

312
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I just think there, like, when you go, okay, where do you go wherever?

313
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Let's just say not.

314
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Underneath the firmament, how's that?

315
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Let's say.

316
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Okay?

317
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So that encompasses a lot of things.

318
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Hopefully you'll go above the firmament.

319
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Hopefully they pick better times to watch you.

320
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Yeah.

321
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That's what I'm saying, like, you know, because I'm dropping a deuce, that's kind of weird.

322
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Unless you got a penchant for that.

323
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Well, you know what?

324
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I always used to think that when I was doing some hard dope or something like my grandmother's

325
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watching me, but then I think no.

326
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Then you forget.

327
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Yeah.

328
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:11,400
No, but then I think my grandmother was watching me through my one cat.

329
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That's even weirder.

330
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Miss Kitty and I was like, shit, because it would look at me like, oh, I'll disappoint you.

331
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,400
Yeah, but it's bad.

332
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,400
Every time the peanut butter came out, it knew what was going to happen.

333
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The cat didn't like peanut butter.

334
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It's not a dog.

335
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How do you know?

336
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I fucking know what cats eat.

337
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,400
Yeah, it sounds like a guilty person to say that.

338
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I didn't look that up.

339
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Do cats like peanut butter more?

340
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I was looking up, man, we have cats.

341
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,400
I've been cats for years.

342
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They don't come after a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

343
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Catnip.

344
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They come after a ham sandwich.

345
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Yeah.

346
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You put ham on your balls?

347
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Yeah.

348
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There's like little ham cutouts.

349
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He's got some nuts.

350
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Piece of ham.

351
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He gets a little nibble around.

352
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Come here, kitties.

353
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He's got ham nuts for you.

354
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Ham nuts.

355
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,400
Ham nuts.

356
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You could sell the ham already cut out.

357
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,400
There's two holes.

358
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:09,400
And then mobile doers will take the other pieces of ham and make more ham.

359
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,400
It's a great business.

360
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,400
Little ham's fucking for us.

361
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Little ham.

362
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Little ham.

363
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That's fantastic.

364
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Get off the phone, you flanook.

365
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,400
I'm trying.

366
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,400
Sorry we're boring you.

367
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,400
You did not give anything to the phone.

368
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,400
Except a giggle track.

369
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I can't talk today, teams.

370
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,400
It's our 99th episode.

371
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Mark's fucking...

372
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,400
99 episodes of worn out.

373
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You did this every week.

374
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,400
You did about four of them.

375
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,400
Yeah, before you said that, Feds are going to cut your head off.

376
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I'm out.

377
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The famous Don Ansel.

378
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Here's what we could do.

379
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,400
We could relive a couple moments.

380
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,400
No, we're not doing a clip show.

381
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,400
Remember when Mark did this?

382
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He got his head chopped off.

383
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,400
Oh, yes.

384
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:56,400
Before we had video aspect, Don Ansel was getting so high and paranoid.

385
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,400
I wish we had video for that stuff.

386
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,400
We used to have a set of microphone loads because he would not out.

387
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,400
And he would be talking.

388
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,400
They had the guillotine.

389
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,400
The first time I showed him the guillotine, the Chanel guillotine.

390
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,400
I was like, fuck.

391
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:14,400
Don Ansel got so paranoid that he thought that the FBI was going to cut his head off.

392
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:19,400
So you're going to come over and do the podcast and he's like, no fucking way, man.

393
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,400
They're going to kill us.

394
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,400
They're going to kill us.

395
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,400
They're going to chop my fucking head off.

396
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,400
Dude, they're listening right now.

397
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,400
Anything you type on your phone, they know it.

398
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,400
All the shit I said about Biden detecting people.

399
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,400
We are talking on microphones.

400
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,400
They're going to come for me.

401
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,400
They're going to come for you.

402
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400
They are.

403
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,400
They're looking at us and they're like, these guys don't have longer.

404
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,400
They're like, ham, why do you order so many little ham?

405
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,400
Everything you said, at some point, is going to come back to you.

406
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,400
They really are.

407
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,400
What? They're really going to what?

408
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,400
Yes.

409
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,400
What?

410
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,400
But here's the thing.

411
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400
There's a long list of people that are coming after you.

412
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,400
Yeah, you're the low on that list.

413
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,400
Here's a rule of war, though.

414
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,400
No, we're going to get the January 6 people.

415
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,400
Hey, but if you see...

416
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,400
They're still tracking them down.

417
00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:01,400
If you see your enemy destroying himself, let them do it.

418
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,400
Oh, yeah.

419
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,400
So they're looking at you and they're going, ah, that fucking guy.

420
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,400
You're a small fish in a big pond.

421
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,400
They're looking at the fish fucking himself.

422
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400
Oh, right.

423
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,400
But you're not looking at a frecky.

424
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400
You're not looking at frecky.

425
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,400
They're coming at their peaky.

426
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400
No, it's not.

427
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,400
Especially if you're just a fight where they want to just get people and that's how they're

428
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,400
going to get you.

429
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,400
They're going to have something on you.

430
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,400
Whatever small it may be, whatever it is, whatever you may have been.

431
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,400
They can make it up.

432
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,400
It's against the rules and you did it and they're going to come and fucking pull you on it.

433
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,400
It's going to happen.

434
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,400
It's going to be a while before it gets me.

435
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,400
That's not going to be like tomorrow or immediately.

436
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:37,400
The dude that reported on the gets a situation where they have to start going that.

437
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,400
What's the masses are wiped out?

438
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,400
Let's hope it doesn't get to that.

439
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,400
Right.

440
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,400
They're going to start picking off individual people.

441
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,400
Well, they arrested that guy from January 6th, the reporter.

442
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,400
So it's already happening.

443
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,400
Right away.

444
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,400
And there's just what I mean.

445
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,400
Here's something that we forgot to mention on the first two episodes that came out March

446
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,400
1st and then the one that came out Wednesday.

447
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,400
Happy Woman's History Month.

448
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,400
Oh, yeah.

449
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,400
It's the Woman's History Month.

450
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,400
Oh, really?

451
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,400
The one day you don't get hit on.

452
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,400
And then I don't mean but can't call it.

453
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:08,400
Hey, it's always Woman's History Month in Boys Town.

454
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,400
Anyways, I don't know.

455
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,400
Yeah, I know you don't know.

456
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,400
What's your call?

457
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400
Slut Month.

458
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400
You just slow down.

459
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400
Slut Month.

460
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400
Huh?

461
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,400
I don't know.

462
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400
You know why?

463
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,400
No, that is not a good term.

464
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,400
Why would you say Slut Month?

465
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,400
I don't know if they like that one.

466
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,400
I mean, Slut Month.

467
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,400
I mean, you can't make a teacher like that.

468
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400
A sexist would say.

469
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,400
A sexist would say?

470
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,400
Yeah.

471
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,400
Wait, speaking of Slut Month.

472
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,400
No, you don't want to know the history of my women, that's for sure.

473
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,400
Your wife is right upstairs.

474
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,400
I know she's a lovely lady.

475
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400
Women, women's history.

476
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400
Yeah, that's why.

477
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,400
That's your wife.

478
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400
You're talking women's history.

479
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400
Women, any, whatever.

480
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,400
Yeah, I don't know.

481
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,400
Do you get more points for choking them too on women's history?

482
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,400
Two, man.

483
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400
If you've been going card for 2024.

484
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,400
That's a special code, yeah.

485
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,400
But speaking of that, you know, I actually heard something AOC.

486
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,400
You know how she actually got into the position she's in?

487
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400
By bending over.

488
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:07,400
No, well, she was doing the bartending crap, and then there was an open audition, and she

489
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:12,400
went to the audition, and she's like, she's good looking, she's charismatic, she can

490
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,400
talk.

491
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400
She's dumb as a box of rocks.

492
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,400
But then, yeah, so that's how she got into position she is in.

493
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400
Come on.

494
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,400
I don't know if that's how it happened.

495
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,400
I mean, listen, your storytelling record is not exactly the greatest out there.

496
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,400
I just heard it.

497
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,400
In the Senate.

498
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,400
Politics?

499
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,400
Wow.

500
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400
No.

501
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400
It's like a real world audition.

502
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,400
Yeah, well, she started out.

503
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,400
They held auditions, and they're like, wow, we can actually turn her into a male.

504
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,400
That wouldn't surprise me.

505
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,400
What did she do before she became a senator?

506
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400
Was she like a mayor?

507
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,400
She was a bartender.

508
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400
She was a college, and it was a bartender.

509
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,400
She was a bartender.

510
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,400
Was it not a lawyer?

511
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,400
No.

512
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,400
Because that's just, she was like some kind of, you know.

513
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,400
She had nice tits, she was a dummy.

514
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,400
I was wondering how did she get, so she checked all sorts of boxes.

515
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,400
Yeah, so she checked her box out.

516
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400
Kid her in there, yeah.

517
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:05,400
They checked her box, and then they said you check all the boxes and even that one.

518
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400
She's married to a white dude too, which is funny.

519
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,400
The whole thing was a set of plan.

520
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,400
Basically, this would be the face of it.

521
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,400
Did you ever see him?

522
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,400
Yeah, he's a little, but still though.

523
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400
She rags at everybody else, and then here she is.

524
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,400
Well, did you see the woke mom was going after her the other day?

525
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,400
Yes, that was beautiful.

526
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,400
She's in the movie theater, and she loses it.

527
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:26,400
That's the problem with her, she's still got that dumb dingbat bartender mentality.

528
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,400
And when the shit goes down, because nobody ever presses her.

529
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:33,400
Like all of a sudden she just loses her composure and completely crumbles.

530
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,400
And then for people, just start taking wrestling.

531
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,400
Happy Awakening Men's Day.

532
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Listen, buddy.

533
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,400
Well, I would have shut up pretty quick.

534
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400
But the husband didn't say shit.

535
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,400
I want to say that's her husband, right?

536
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,400
She's married to that mother farer?

537
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400
Who?

538
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,400
That's a ginger.

539
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,400
Yeah, the white ginger.

540
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400
Yeah, the ginger.

541
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Oh yeah, yeah, he's a ginger too.

542
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,400
Yeah, we were just talking about that.

543
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400
Which is very funny.

544
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,400
Jim Holsey?

545
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,400
Jim Holsey?

546
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400
Jim Holsey.

547
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,400
He took her last name.

548
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400
Yeah.

549
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,400
Ginger Snap.

550
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,400
That's how it goes.

551
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,400
Well, he's either, he's probably the Cortez.

552
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:14,400
Because her name is probably, uh, Andrea Casio.

553
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,400
Oh yeah, yeah, she has a real name.

554
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,400
Maybe her last name's Acasio.

555
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,400
That's one of those easy folks.

556
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,400
Cortez, Acasio Cortez.

557
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,400
Because I'm so important.

558
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,400
Right.

559
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400
They're gonna vote her out.

560
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,400
She's done.

561
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,400
You know what, these people that, these Soros back people

562
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,400
that are starting to find out the hard way that

563
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,400
they thought that this DEI shit was gonna keep them

564
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400
above the law.

565
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,400
Yeah, right.

566
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,400
And now all of a sudden they're starting to realize

567
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,400
that, hey man, you poke a sleep and bear, we're gonna come at you.

568
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,400
But yeah, well of course they're gonna eventually protest

569
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400
against their own.

570
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,400
They're gonna eat their own because that's one of the things

571
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,400
they do.

572
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,400
Because nobody's exempt from the,

573
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,400
They play ball, they're bipartisan and hunting each other down.

574
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,400
Yeah.

575
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,400
That's the only thing.

576
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,400
Yeah, we stab each other in the back.

577
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,400
Yeah, we try or set each other up.

578
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,400
No problem.

579
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400
It doesn't matter exactly.

580
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,400
Like who is it, Fanuc that can't,

581
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,400
Whatever tastes the goal, they're reaching the goal,

582
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,400
they'll do whatever they have to to get to it.

583
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,400
It doesn't matter.

584
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,400
What was it Fanuc that got kicked out of the,

585
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,400
Was it the house of Mexican dude?

586
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,400
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

587
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400
Oh, what's his name?

588
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400
Yeah, yeah, nah.

589
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,400
He was wearing Johnson's shoes.

590
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400
What?

591
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,400
Oh, not Dorthy.

592
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,400
Dorthy Jones.

593
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400
It's not Dorthy.

594
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,400
It was like Carlos O'Malley.

595
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:37,400
That's how he changed his name to get back in.

596
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,400
Hey man, Carlos O'Malley.

597
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,400
That was my cousin, that other guy.

598
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,400
Oh, I don't know who that guy is.

599
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,400
He's got a bunch of lies and shit.

600
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,400
You know I just like beans and rice.

601
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,400
Remember, we had more lies than Biden.

602
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,400
Yeah, but he was spending money on,

603
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,400
He was spending money on only fans on the company car.

604
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,400
Like, 50 Gs.

605
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,400
I never understood that porn is free.

606
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,400
Like these guys like,

607
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,400
Yeah, you want specific,

608
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,400
specific, specific shit.

609
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,400
A woman, you have a type of woman you like.

610
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400
And you want to do specific things.

611
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400
So they get, like,

612
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400
Like, send me your soiled panties.

613
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400
Yeah, one of the guys I listen to,

614
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,400
It's like these chicks have like,

615
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,400
They're just like a little weird,

616
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,400
One's got a lazy eye,

617
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,400
Another one's like missing a hand.

618
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,400
Oh yeah.

619
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,400
And he's like, just stuff you won't really see.

620
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,400
And she's like cleaning the house with one hand.

621
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,400
I get it.

622
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,400
That sounds like pretty cool.

623
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,400
I don't know about pretty cool, I don't want to pay for that.

624
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,400
But I have to say, there's like a niche market on only fans.

625
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,400
Yeah, I'd say I'm not paying.

626
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,400
I definitely want you, but I'm not paying for it.

627
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400
No, I don't.

628
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,400
I don't, never, I know that they do like a lot of old skate food.

629
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,400
What do you call it?

630
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400
Like Donna DeIrico.

631
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

632
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,400
Oh, that Drame Matteo lady, because they, you know,

633
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,400
They lose their bodies, but now they're sort of like,

634
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,400
Well, they're not a sex symbol.

635
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,400
But like, now you can find you see them naked.

636
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
Well, yeah, all of a sudden it's like,

637
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,400
Oh man, I used to love her.

638
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400
She's not an only fan.

639
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400
Yeah, she's not an only fan.

640
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400
There's a bunch of chicks,

641
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,400
But it's a crazy, yeah, all of a sudden she's,

642
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,400
She was thinking, yeah, she's gonna get naked.

643
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,400
She was thinking everybody because they saved her,

644
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,400
Saved her house.

645
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,400
Dude, she made like a hundred grand in a couple months.

646
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,400
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen something about that.

647
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,400
Yeah, she's like, thanks for saving it.

648
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,400
But she doesn't get naked.

649
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,400
She mostly fucking hawks her clothing line.

650
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,400
I want to see your butthole if I'm paying for it,

651
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,400
To be honest with you.

652
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,400
Oh, no, well, well,

653
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,400
Well, then you gotta go.

654
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,400
That's not that turd, daughter.

655
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,400
Yeah, right.

656
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,400
I mean, daddy's paying hard money for this.

657
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,400
Sweet, turn her out.

658
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400
Yeah, spread it.

659
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,400
Don't mess around.

660
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,400
I've seen boobs every now and again.

661
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,400
Look at boobs, whatever I want.

662
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:41,400
Well, you gotta hook up with a different only fans chick then.

663
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400
I don't hook up with any of them, man.

664
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,400
I'm not saying, you know, you gotta fucking find a different one.

665
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:50,400
I always think about these chicks stream some of them for hours on end, man.

666
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400
Right, right.

667
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,400
Like just imagine just showing your muff on camera for like eight hours.

668
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,400
How much can someone masturbate?

669
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,400
Huh?

670
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,400
Obviously a lot.

671
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,400
Yeah.

672
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,400
I mean, these guys in India.

673
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,400
Yeah, you get a lot of bops.

674
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,400
No, I'm talking to a little pretty lady.

675
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,400
Yeah, I'm talking about the chick.

676
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400
I'm the only fan thing.

677
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400
Well, it's a chick.

678
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,400
She covers as many times as she wants.

679
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,400
Or she can fake it.

680
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400
Yeah.

681
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,400
Tell that dude to fake it.

682
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,400
It's getting tedious.

683
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,400
These young chicks, they see money keep bringing.

684
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,400
Their pussy is getting money on camera.

685
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,400
Yeah, I mean, that thing, you know, they're going to be old.

686
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,400
They're probably put, the smart ones put their shit on a loop.

687
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,400
I had to stand up a bit.

688
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,400
Sorry.

689
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,400
Hey, man.

690
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,400
Had to take a call.

691
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,400
That's a sign of age.

692
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,400
I want to say it was Mark Sewell's birthday.

693
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,400
What is that thing?

694
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,400
Something on your head.

695
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,400
What is it?

696
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,400
Get it.

697
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,400
Trying to do blackface.

698
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,400
Oh, man.

699
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,400
It's a piece of fudge from this fucking.

700
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,400
Oh, yeah.

701
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,400
What are you saying, though?

702
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,400
My headphones are falling apart.

703
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,400
It was a piece of fudge from the headphones.

704
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,400
I want to just point out that Mark's the oldest one here tonight.

705
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,400
Oh, yeah.

706
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,400
Happy belated birthday to Larry.

707
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,400
63 years old.

708
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,400
Doesn't look a day past 62.

709
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,400
Happy birthday.

710
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,400
Yeah, yesterday was my birthday.

711
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,400
What'd you do?

712
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,400
Boys Town backwards on the scooter.

713
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,400
No, I went to Crockham County.

714
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,400
Oh, that's right.

715
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,400
Oh, nice.

716
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,400
And beating up the numbers.

717
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,400
I had my mom on it every one of them.

718
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,400
National Women's Day.

719
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,400
Beatin' the girls up.

720
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,400
Yeah.

721
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,400
That's what they do in Boys Town for Women's Month.

722
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,400
Beat girls up?

723
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,400
Yeah, exactly.

724
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,400
Well, no, the girls, of course, are getting paid for it.

725
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400
I think they just slap twinks.

726
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,400
I think that's what it is.

727
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,400
You're not a real bitch.

728
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,400
Or you're just little so we can take advantage of it.

729
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaking of that.

730
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaking of that, did you guys see, I think it was in Thailand where the Thai lady boys

731
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,400
and the Filipino, I don't know what they call the Filipino lady boys.

732
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,400
Oh, man.

733
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400
They had a big tussle.

734
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,400
Filipino, Filipinos.

735
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,400
Filipino.

736
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,400
They had a turf war.

737
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,400
Yeah, dude, it was crazy.

738
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,400
There was a video of it.

739
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,400
The cops were taking out balls.

740
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,400
The lady boys are trying.

741
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400
Half of them know fucking kickboxing.

742
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,400
Yeah, I think that's kind of a skill.

743
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,400
But it was funny, they were beating the shit out of each other.

744
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,400
And it's like, wigs are coming off.

745
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,400
Dudes are like, titty pops out.

746
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,400
It's crazy, it's a dude.

747
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,400
Dick pops out.

748
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,400
That wasn't looking for that.

749
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,400
But it's all over turf.

750
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,400
It was a turf war.

751
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,400
Oh, yeah, they have these videos.

752
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,400
That's a valuable turf.

753
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:35,400
They have these videos of what you call it, like Thailand and stuff where the guy has

754
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,400
a hidden camera and it's like belt or something.

755
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,400
He's just walking around and it's just poom-tang.

756
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400
Oh, yeah, the whole thing.

757
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,400
As far as I can see, man.

758
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,400
It's been forever.

759
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,400
Oh, yeah, it's not.

760
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,400
Oh, I'll take it.

761
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,400
It's Disneyland for adult men.

762
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,400
Yeah.

763
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,400
Oh, yeah, you want this done yet?

764
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:59,400
I'll tell you what, you ask, like you go and ask, you talk to the lady boys, you ask them,

765
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,400
like, so who's your main customers?

766
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,400
Guess what nationality is the main customers?

767
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,400
British.

768
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,400
Yeah, that's one of them.

769
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,400
And no, I guarantee if you think about the other one, you'll get it.

770
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,400
It's not the bobs, is it?

771
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,400
No, think about nasty porn.

772
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,400
Oh, Germans.

773
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,400
Yeah, there you go.

774
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,400
Shizer videos.

775
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,400
Well, I got it.

776
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,400
It didn't take you guys long to figure that out.

777
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,400
I got it.

778
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,400
That was dumb, too.

779
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400
I had a lot of men hit on me in Germany.

780
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,400
Really?

781
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,400
Yeah.

782
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,400
Wow.

783
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,400
Niels would have loved it.

784
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,400
He would have had a lot of ammo to make fun of me with.

785
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,400
Oh, that's awesome.

786
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,400
They love that shit.

787
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,400
They love the ladies.

788
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,400
Well, those Europeans are free swinging.

789
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:45,400
There's really a thin line between being a fanok and enjoying life.

790
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,400
Oh.

791
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,400
Very thin line.

792
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,400
Yeah, horrible.

793
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,400
It's like a hair.

794
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,400
Yeah, it's like one short and curly.

795
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400
I say they're fanok.

796
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,400
The weird thing is, the ladyboy, I don't get the whole, it's like, all right, you like the woman look,

797
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,400
but you want the man ass or something?

798
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,400
Is that what it is?

799
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400
I don't know.

800
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,400
Ladyboys?

801
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,400
Yeah.

802
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400
No, they went to Dong, obviously.

803
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,400
Yeah.

804
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,400
I mean, they want to chick with the dick.

805
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,400
God, I remember those old videos, remember the chicks with dicks, number five?

806
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,400
There's a VHS tape.

807
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,400
You remember the chicks with dicks, number five?

808
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,400
Number five.

809
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,400
What was in chick with the dick?

810
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,400
Number five.

811
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,400
I remember it so vividly.

812
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,400
Number seven is swayed by it.

813
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,400
Right.

814
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,400
I remember it.

815
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,400
What about number five?

816
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,400
That was the one I saw.

817
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400
I wasn't alive.

818
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,400
The only one you saw was just number five.

819
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,400
I saw the jacket for it.

820
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,400
I saw the, you know what I mean?

821
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,400
I was like, what the hell?

822
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,400
It was our great.

823
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,400
Yeah, like the old school porn was the fastest.

824
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,400
It would be like the ads that they would show in the porno mags in the back of the mags.

825
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,400
The two dicks?

826
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,400
All the different, yeah, all the different weird porn you could get to be like, oh my

827
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,400
god, who the fuck buys that?

828
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,400
Eventually you don't.

829
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,400
That's how you just send your information to the government.

830
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,400
They come out of order stuff.

831
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,400
Yeah, they'd say, hey, that was the first government Psyop.

832
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,400
That's porn right there.

833
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,400
That's how the government gets you.

834
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,400
We talk about this all the time.

835
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,400
How porn up is a government Psyop because these guys get all fucked up and they look

836
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,400
up weird shit like, oh, this guy's got a penchant for teenage girls.

837
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:19,400
And then he goes to a bar and they send in a teenage girl or they do a honeypot with

838
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,400
her.

839
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,400
Oh boy, Larry.

840
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,400
You got a story about this?

841
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,400
I hope she was legal tender.

842
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,400
You know, it's.

843
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,400
Oh boy, let's tread lightly here.

844
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,400
I'm not going to.

845
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,400
You're making it sound crazy.

846
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,400
I wasn't going to say anything.

847
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,400
Oh, sure.

848
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,400
Yeah, after you thought about it, have you consulted your wife?

849
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,400
Should I tell that story?

850
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,400
No, Larry.

851
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,400
Could you imagine like, you know, today they got a picture of everybody.

852
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:53,400
Nobody buys like back in the day, they'd had to like say, OK, that guy bought barely legal

853
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,400
or something or that guy bought this magazine and it was on magazines.

854
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,400
Yeah, they go to like some store and get a.

855
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,400
A wankin bank.

856
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,400
That's like.

857
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,400
Today it's like.

858
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,400
They log on and it goes directly to who they are.

859
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,400
They're fucking.

860
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:19,400
Yeah, it's like, wow, you know, imagine how big of a perv you had to be to get cherry delivered

861
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,400
to your house every month.

862
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,400
Yeah, or barely legal.

863
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:29,400
That's the only way they would give you it because if you went in the store like 711

864
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,400
and say bought it for cash, they didn't have a record.

865
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,400
Yeah, that's how you do it.

866
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,400
If you had a subscription to it.

867
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:41,400
Good old in the master.

868
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,400
Person of those.

869
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,400
Yeah, I mean, he knows what's going on.

870
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,400
He works for the special one for you.

871
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,400
They turn the rack around.

872
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,400
It's like a lazy suit.

873
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,400
Dog lover.

874
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400
Hold on.

875
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,400
He's my wife.

876
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:04,400
And then the weird thing I don't get is hentai.

877
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,400
Like that animation stuff.

878
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,400
Yeah, I don't get that.

879
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,400
Like because what is it?

880
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,400
Japan won't allow, you know, they don't allow the dirty porn.

881
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,400
They blur everything out.

882
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,400
So they had to like.

883
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,400
Cubic care.

884
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,400
No, it's pubic care.

885
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,400
Or an insertion.

886
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,400
Yeah.

887
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,400
So you can't.

888
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,400
So you can't watch them having sex.

889
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,400
So they're having sex, but it's blurred out, which is pretty funny.

890
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:28,400
It's like one of those like witness protection programs.

891
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,400
They interview the moth.

892
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:37,400
You know, this guy was kind of being rough with me.

893
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,400
I promise you keep my dick hidden for the rest of my life.

894
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,400
Well, I mean, granted, the thing is only.

895
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,400
There's like three pixels.

896
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,400
It's like censored basically all the porn.

897
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,400
Yeah.

898
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,400
So then they had to come up with an alternative.

899
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,400
So what they did was they made these like animals have sex with women.

900
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,400
Like it'll be like a tentacles and it'll be.

901
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Yeah, but yeah, it was all.

902
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,400
And children too.

903
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,400
Like it's funny.

904
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400
They just busted one of the.

905
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,400
Because it's not really children.

906
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,400
No, it's just AI.

907
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400
So that's what's drawn.

908
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,400
No, yeah, this is before.

909
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Yeah, yeah, this is hand drawn.

910
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400
This is going on.

911
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400
This is the 70s.

912
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,400
Drawing.

913
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,400
No, not at all.

914
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,400
Okay.

915
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,400
Widely accepted there.

916
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,400
Yeah, very accepted.

917
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,400
But it's funny.

918
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,400
One of the guys a little work around.

919
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,400
So they're fucking.

920
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,400
That's a little work around.

921
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,400
You can skip the system by drawing child.

922
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400
Nobody called Japanese stupid.

923
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,400
What's worse to draw to view it?

924
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,400
I don't know.

925
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,400
Yeah, that's a connoisseur.

926
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,400
I mean that might be a couple of decades.

927
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,400
It's doing it for money, but he's also the per.

928
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,400
Yeah, it's coming out of his head.

929
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,400
So he's now he's.

930
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,400
You don't want to see my drawing.

931
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,400
It's pretty bad.

932
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,400
Yeah, there's like two stick figures over the big wiener.

933
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,400
Yeah, the other ones like.

934
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,400
My drawing is not by air paint a bill.

935
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,400
The other ones like a Furby with lady,

936
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,400
the lady bit.

937
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,400
Lady parts on a furby.

938
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Stick figure.

939
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,400
Stick figure.

940
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,400
Hey, some are.

941
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,400
No, that might sell.

942
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,400
Stick figure.

943
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,400
Trademarked.

944
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,400
Literally needles.

945
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,400
Stick figure.

946
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,400
That's how the parade people.

947
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,400
What's that?

948
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,400
Stick figure.

949
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,400
I want to make flip books.

950
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,400
Stick figure.

951
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,400
Stick figure.

952
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,400
You can sell that shit in India.

953
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,400
I think I don't have enough money for that.

954
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,400
I don't have enough money.

955
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,400
I don't have enough money.

956
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,400
These are my friends.

957
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400
My brother.

958
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,400
My brother.

959
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,400
Yeah.

960
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,400
Yeah.

961
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,400
Yeah.

962
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,400
Yeah.

963
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,400
The guy pissing.

964
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,400
Right.

965
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,400
Doing.

966
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,400
Yeah.

967
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,400
Yeah.

968
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,400
The flip books are the shit.

969
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,400
They are very funny.

970
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,400
I mean, seriously, you think about that's the first movie.

971
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,400
That paper around the house that my.

972
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,400
I'm sure they had.

973
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:57,180
You're cranking double cranking double cranking

974
00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:01,980
But the I mean dudes will do porn is just

975
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:07,280
It's heaven. So you say that all the time. I do say it. Well now it's out of control

976
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:13,040
Because you're out of control for watching. I say that makes it totally like all

977
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:19,640
Desensitizes us and makes women look like shit a lot of choked and slap and punch and treating women horrible

978
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,640
So you're not supposed to do that shit

979
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,800
You've had more than seven beers around weekend

980
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,440
Ordering history moments history month. That's when you get rough

981
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:40,720
Yeah, I wonder I bet you that's you know, there's some cocks out there to get packed on women's international day

982
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,220
Yeah, it's history month. It was one day if I know

983
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:47,020
I don't think so

984
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,140
Yeah, they probably do

985
00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:56,260
Except for veterans veterans get one day. Yeah, that's that's funny how that works

986
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,700
They did give blacks February

987
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,700
Which is

988
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:25,080
You want to hear something about getting slapped and beaten like you were saying like yes, I want to hear

989
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:30,640
But to say the sexy voice and slow you know during

990
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,640
Yeah, that fucking speech he made state of the Union

991
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,680
Did you watch it yeah parts of it

992
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,120
Mary had it like

993
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:53,840
Rewound DVR so I could watch it when I got home from Crop and everything. I'm like, oh great. She's like this motherfucker

994
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,400
Oh, and it's horrible. It's funny because he was very

995
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,440
He had no emotion

996
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:09,320
When he talked about like going against Putin or Zee or and shit like that the only time he had

997
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,200
Emotion and anger for like an enemy was when he was talking about

998
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,240
American

999
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600
It was kind of fucked up. It was like

1000
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,880
It was real fucked up about that. Yes

1001
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,760
When he was talking about that other leg of ruler

1002
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,880
When he missed her mispronounce her name, we're bad. Oh, oh, like a ruler

1003
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:41,160
Yeah, the girl that got no right legal. Yeah, he said he said Lincoln Riley. Yeah

1004
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,440
You have

1005
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,880
Yeah, and

1006
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,840
Yeah, so there was a

1007
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,560
And Marjorie Taylor Green was like here's your name

1008
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:06,240
His speed they were saying she should be kicked out because she wore a Trump hat and she was

1009
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,280
Put her at the top of a political trophy

1010
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,680
Well, our shit should be like Britain never see the parliament and we're not yelling at EP

1011
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,680
It's great

1012
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:31,680
But did you see that the one guy that yelled out yeah, the guy that son died

1013
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah arresting our own citizens

1014
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,320
Rest was actually Biden's decision

1015
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,360
Yeah, well should we arrest him or not?

1016
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,960
Here's the deal let him go. They're just shooting themselves in the foot and he's ever run it like

1017
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,120
Son who died in Afghanistan

1018
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:58,400
Soldiers, yeah, and his other son committed suicide a year later

1019
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,720
Yeah, they were here PTSD really bad and he was very depressed, which is shit

1020
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,640
And they don't take care of us. Okay. How many more okay?

1021
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,200
So now did you read that we're starting to send a Marine troop to Haiti to help out there?

1022
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,640
Special squad

1023
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:26,640
So one country invades another country so they completely demean this country and they keep them away from all this stuff

1024
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,920
So how do you how do you give aid to these people?

1025
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,360
How many Jews does it take to kill an air drop kill people on an air drop?

1026
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,000
Did you hear the story so they were dropping you know, they've been dropping

1027
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,280
One of the shoots didn't deploy and it killed like 11 people

1028
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,200
We're killing people

1029
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:56,640
I was trying to come up with a joke but I was I was

1030
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,640
Coming so fast

1031
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,640
Okay, why don't you say that?

1032
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,160
Yes, some children got killed

1033
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:19,160
I'm really yelling to their

1034
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,560
It's ours

1035
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,640
But I did so shout out to those people got the eye cut smashed by a creative

1036
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:36,000
To the families who got smashed they probably divvied up the inner to the box

1037
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:44,760
I mean they were let me tell you you couldn't scrape the meat off those bones probably

1038
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,440
They're like ants yeah, which is so funny

1039
00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:02,600
United States is such a humanitarian country, right? I mean we are so we're building we're building a dock

1040
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:09,880
They're not build them up. We're building a dock outside Israel so we could stage supplies and then bring them into Gaza

1041
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:15,640
Yeah, even though we funded for a photo. We gave Israel money to just fight Gaza

1042
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,680
Yeah, and then we gave Iran six billion dollars and they funded

1043
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:27,620
Whoever we're funding is our enemy. It's just shit. It is the craziest thing when you like

1044
00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:34,820
You know he's just Biden's just up there pretending everything's fine. Oh, like how like you have to be heavily sedated to not go

1045
00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:38,420
Not go to bed and not what did you hear him talk about?

1046
00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:44,400
He's like she was killed by an illegal and a thousands of Americans that are getting killed by illegals

1047
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,840
Yeah, and he said by Legals how many Americans get no he said he Legals

1048
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:56,600
I know he said he Legals killed it and he also added in that his son got killed

1049
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,240
He said, you know

1050
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,080
Even though, you know

1051
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,360
Didn't get murdered

1052
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,840
Oh, yeah

1053
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,840
Like to lose a child

1054
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,960
Remember that that they died in the burn pit

1055
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,040
Change one day

1056
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:32,760
News well here's Ted here's one thing took over now everybody's waking up to yeah

1057
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:43,660
Drunk they gave Biden I'd like to know what that was because he certainly changed. Oh, they were saying sharp

1058
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,920
Cohesive I'm just saying this is what they said

1059
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,600
Like I said, I only watched a couple minutes

1060
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:56,480
Oh, he's a lizard person. He has no emotion

1061
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,480
Right since they started was just so funny their whole administration whole campaign was phony

1062
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:11,400
Have ever relied on racism and yeah segregation he would say it was so ridiculous over the top

1063
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,920
So you know what I mean like he actually

1064
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,480
Cue the Supreme Court

1065
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,440
judges for

1066
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,440
the abortion thing

1067
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:30,640
The joke when he does make it the board is like all the Republicans wanted this border bill, but I vetoed it

1068
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:36,960
Like what are you talking about the board the borders are secure is what he says and you go down there and

1069
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,360
It's all so much lies and so it really is like

1070
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,640
Telling lies

1071
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:50,520
And if people see my job tweeted along or whatever on truth social or whatever

1072
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,960
Platform he used I'm not sure and I didn't see any of that stuff

1073
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,400
But he went right along in fact check Biden in real time as

1074
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:07,640
Someone has to you just can't of course the CNN fact checkers that never fact check Biden

1075
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,320
fact check Trump's fact

1076
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:16,360
Yeah, that's what the news is the news outlet is either you're either left or right. That's what it is now

1077
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:21,400
It's entertaining. It's worse than TV. It's just entertainment

1078
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:30,040
It's five talking heads for talking three two one saying the same thing over and over on a 24-hour news cycle

1079
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:34,320
And it just brainwashing brainwashing Mary watches a lot of news. Yes

1080
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,720
Oh, oh, oh, they she will her she also

1081
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:46,320
I know continually here's how Mary does it she has the news going on in the background while she's reading

1082
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:55,480
Sound going from both things sometimes I'm like, yeah, no, that's not good for you. That really is fucking bothersome

1083
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,480
I'm like, how do you do that?

1084
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,120
Chaotic when I walk into the room

1085
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,120
I

1086
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,640
But that's all they're doing is they just bump up the left is saying that whites are bad

1087
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,800
Joe the president right now the way he says shit

1088
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,480
That's just so like like wrong and enticing it makes people think the wrong thing. Yeah

1089
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:34,040
He's what it doesn't and he what's the majority of people that actually think that that dope has anything

1090
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,000
Think that are actually Democrats that believe in the

1091
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,160
I think it's more than that

1092
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:54,640
What is it MSM EC with Jen Psaki and the other broads they were talking about Virginia and they were talking about what the main people are like

1093
00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:01,400
They're worried about the border. Oh, the world. Oh, guess what? Yeah, I'm from Virginia. That borders West Virginia

1094
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:06,600
We're worried about the border like they're making you crackin jokes about this stuff because they think it's a girl

1095
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,600
Just got fucking raped in Georgia

1096
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:18,400
First of all well there are 10 to 15 years rapes and stuff like that every day that they report

1097
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:23,160
They show that these people are getting arrested in the sky arrested the pump

1098
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,480
They're throwing them back out to society this fucking dirt that killed

1099
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,560
You know Lincoln Riley. Yes

1100
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:37,380
They refer to him as an illegal alien who did or no Biden referred to him as an

1101
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:44,080
Yeah, we talked about that and then Pelosi got mad well not only Pelosi, but they all got really yeah because they're because they're well first of all

1102
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:49,760
What he just did was basically protecting the murderer and and blowing off the

1103
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:56,600
That's what they do in the family the mother they didn't go she she got out there on whatever platform and said

1104
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,240
Biden's pathetic and all this stuff

1105
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:03,040
And he doesn't even know if you're gonna say the name at least say the right name

1106
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:13,380
It's got here he's got toilet paper Ashley Bob's mother was arrested the other day is it in front of the cap

1107
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:15,380
Oh

1108
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,260
Shit show

1109
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:29,420
For like jaywalking or something there

1110
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:33,420
They got a silence these people

1111
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:41,300
Third world tactic it's not really it's a first world tactic. We're doing it

1112
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:46,380
Yeah, they create like we created it didn't another third well I mean first and now they're doing it first of all

1113
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:49,220
We didn't create anything they created everything without our knowledge

1114
00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:55,580
Even never used to be this way because I want to read about a government they never like it before only only this guy's one

1115
00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:59,540
It does this dirty shit these tricks no, what are you not interested?

1116
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:02,740
Alex you're never this way come on. They were not they were

1117
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:05,420
Johnson

1118
00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:09,540
Yeah, I suppose you're maybe we're not privy to these things

1119
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,540
People around the world paper

1120
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:14,740
Americans are so dumb because we still believe the media

1121
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:24,320
People believe the media and they were not nearly as blatant right there today. We're like now. It's in your face

1122
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:30,780
That's what I'm talking about no more cloaking daggers. Yeah, and every other country. They were already on to their media being

1123
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:37,500
Just like we talked about if they do shit right in front of you over and over again

1124
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:42,100
You get accustomed to it and then you lose all your rights and you don't realize this other gone

1125
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:46,460
It's gone and then all of a sudden just like when New York we talked about how they're like New York so bad

1126
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:50,700
It's bad up above the subway. How about you police the streets up there?

1127
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:55,100
Yeah, but we can't because the illegal aliens are doing all most of the crime right now

1128
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:58,540
Do it all of it and you know what?

1129
00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:03,340
How come there's an uptick in violence and all this stuff it's like well

1130
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:09,300
How about the 47 million illegal aliens you've leapt into this country because they're saying Rand Paul's like oh

1131
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:12,540
There's 10 to 15 million like bitch. This has been going on since

1132
00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:17,240
15 million that they've actually well no doctor for the border patrol

1133
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:19,500
47 million

1134
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:24,420
That's that they've had contact with that's but they don't know where any of them are

1135
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:26,400
That's what's and they're saying that's what they wrote

1136
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:32,680
Port their looks fucked up like the yeah does I don't know

1137
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,560
It's angled that yeah, you're able to that way and we're gonna go dark now man

1138
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,120
Me like a deer in a headlight doesn't matter

1139
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:49,160
Fix it for the next one. Yeah, that's fine. But uh, so it's like what are we gonna do here?

1140
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:56,680
We're gonna let the UN in to help us out. We're gonna you know, we're gonna go to the way that is good right?

1141
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,640
First I get it. I can see right coming after this election. What are we gonna do with 47 million people first of all

1142
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,080
We're all these children. No, we got a higher problem

1143
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,500
I'll get we are talking millions of children missing

1144
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,200
That is a huge problem and nobody wants to talk about that

1145
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,520
Oh, oh, you think that he would like they don't acknowledge any of this stuff

1146
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:23,760
Yeah, the better thing to do is they have video of these guys and kids all missing from Lahaina still and well, you know

1147
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,660
Listen, man, you what do you want to talk about Maui that it is completely the worst

1148
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:36,080
I'm just saying but we're talking millions. I know there's like two three hundred still missing but that is

1149
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,080
There's like the worst government psi-op is Maui

1150
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,880
It's like Giuliani on 9-11 put all those fucking put the black walls up

1151
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:49,680
So you couldn't see the World Trade Center or the what he called or inside there when they were still

1152
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,680
Because the thermite was still burning

1153
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:57,020
Yeah, there might was still burning and they were uncovering it and people were taking pictures and shit. Oh, yeah

1154
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:07,480
Cut the steel and they have video of them taking it to the docks loading it on a barge and sending it to China

1155
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:14,480
Yeah, or and all we call it China. Well, they want to get rid of that evidence as fast as they can yeah, and they rapidly

1156
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,960
Were it was hand-to-mouth with that shit cut it get it out cut it get it out

1157
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:23,480
I mean, they didn't even save it's the amount of truck little more

1158
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,320
Yep, a little more. That's good because now it's dead

1159
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,320
For what

1160
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,320
Yeah, that looks better Larry got an interest rate over there

1161
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:41,520
How about the cool as right here I gotta lift it all up and move everything it's gonna make a lot of noise

1162
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,660
Don't don't I will throw that talk about porn I only want to think I will throw up

1163
00:48:57,660 --> 00:49:03,560
Oh, oh, there is like don't touch that. Yeah, it's not bottle. Yeah

1164
00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:08,160
What's my $30 bottle? He's been doing nosebeams all night

1165
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:14,580
What's happening to see clips man once these people got a lot of theories about this

1166
00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:20,940
I don't know so I've been the fucking maid for this for these asshole smoking cigarettes if you guys notice this is the

1167
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:25,520
This was a fourth. Well, I smoke weed

1168
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,520
Dumb

1169
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:38,720
European joint yeah, okay, but a fancy for no I'm trying not to smoke

1170
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:50,720
I'm gone zero days without blowing a dude

1171
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:59,720
No, they break this big eclipse happening, but there's all kinds of things supposed to be yeah, that's what they say about everything right

1172
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:04,320
What about about heaven's gate that one Hayley's comic came there's gonna be a spaceship

1173
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:11,560
Something did happen. I'm still waiting for that. Yeah, we know some smart ones that day

1174
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:19,600
That's right. I appreciate people like that. I respect people like that. They all die for a call

1175
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:27,080
They rode that bitch out. Yeah, and you know what hey kudos to you guys right?

1176
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:31,080
You know, you know the shittiest part about that was the guy that gave him the shaft

1177
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:36,920
It didn't drink the fuck Kool-Aid with up. He's so live Apple wait no not Jim Jones, but the guy Marshall Apple

1178
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:43,040
He was the one he didn't drink the Kool-Aid with them. Are you sure I thought he died? I don't know

1179
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,320
Yeah, I

1180
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,840
Because you'd have been charged with murder

1181
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,360
He fucking castrated himself

1182
00:50:54,360 --> 00:51:00,040
To prove that he was like those shoes

1183
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800
Those shoes are worth a lot of money

1184
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,680
Let me tell you I would

1185
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,160
If you tell me that there's a spaceship behind I just be

1186
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,720
May have grown to that spaceship we don't know

1187
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:23,560
I mean, they had the personal effects like money

1188
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,720
Here's the weird part

1189
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,120
The money was gone a couple of people missed

1190
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,120
The guy came in

1191
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,200
It was only like 78 cents or something

1192
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:53,120
Like and they had like weird personal effects, but like I said, I appreciate a cult leader and a good cult

1193
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,320
We have to fact check that he did but that's that's going pretty deep

1194
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:06,640
I mean, he thought the guy was still alive hurting in Boston. I mean between you two you guys are fake news both

1195
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:11,800
That's bullshit that is not bullshit. I'll go back into the archives

1196
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,840
Every time after you and Larry tell a story and you're like, oh, yeah, I heard this from somewhere

1197
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,840
I don't remember it might not be true

1198
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,800
You guys got fake news right in front of me

1199
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,680
He got it or he did it

1200
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,680
He

1201
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,800
I don't they do the Hippocratic oaths I really think goes against

1202
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,280
That was a long time ago. Yeah

1203
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:56,240
Sounds like a bad Marvel character. Yeah, he was a German doctor. Yeah, well man, we don't want to get into German doctors

1204
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,600
Yeah, those guys, you know what plasticization is

1205
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:04,800
No, they were filling the body where they would cut the bodies fillet them and show their like endocrine system

1206
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:10,480
Or all their veins and they would put plastic into them and they had that bodies remember at the

1207
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,840
Oh, that's what it's called. Do you see that exhibit?

1208
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,400
It's but you know what a lot of those people were against their not against their will

1209
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:23,800
I thought they donated their bodies, but some of them they found out weren't but those those German doctors were involved in the camps

1210
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,800
Dude doing that like the medical that's some crazy

1211
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,640
I saw that yeah, I thought it's crazy shit

1212
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:35,080
They had some crazy shit there where they would show like all your not your

1213
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,160
What's the other ones your um?

1214
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:43,320
What oh your nerves? Yeah, your nerve system. Oh, they didn't have you slice like a duck

1215
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,440
Can't slice her. Oh, you ever see that the one we're cut the bodies cutting

1216
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,640
Pages

1217
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:55,400
Holy shit, yeah, you donate your body

1218
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,160
Or on my finger

1219
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,760
Yeah, you're like I'll don't

1220
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,520
Donor they probably just make everyone a donor

1221
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,120
He's still alive, but he's a donor

1222
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:23,680
I'm afraid of the right that's what they do and for they have one of those bodies at the fucking museum in Chicago

1223
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
What do you mean with the slice?

1224
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,840
Then you can make yourself a sandwich

1225
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,720
Hey, give me the Gabba go

1226
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:42,720
I thought it was

1227
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,240
He looks like a like a

1228
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,400
Probably killed Chris

1229
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:07,400
Yeah, I know the hospital probably killed Chris. I think so I think he did it himself. No, I think they did it

1230
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:13,880
That seems like a very archaic way to go through to kill a plastic bag over someone's yeah, I mean this is not the mob

1231
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,560
You know and in the hospital

1232
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:26,480
Thing man, it's a lot of money for those organs and shit and he was a donor. Yeah, but also his organs were under stress also

1233
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:32,880
After he was dead that it was like they kept him alive on machines pumping

1234
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,440
ID to keep them warm until

1235
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,080
They had the body parts party. Oh, they farm on as soon as they get it

1236
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:56,320
Well, if you have a rare blood type or I don't know if it's a rare blood type

1237
00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:00,720
I think it's a rare blood type. It's a donor. Yeah, yeah

1238
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,880
It says boner buddy

1239
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,080
Bona not doing

1240
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,760
Don't know

1241
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:25,120
I'll find out look into this right now. It's a good thing. No, don't look into it on the pod. Yeah

1242
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,600
You're gonna go to deep dive

1243
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:34,240
Hey, it's a criteria state ten o'clock at night on a Friday. It's a good thing your innards are shy

1244
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,840
We should have you really we should have you call the state representative right now

1245
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:42,560
Kind of a joke on you. I'll be like, let's see if we can save this guy everything inside

1246
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,560
They kind of out deliver starts biting at him

1247
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,960
My wolf off off your ass. Yeah, if you don't change this

1248
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,280
Yeah, I guess it'll be a joke on you. Do you ever see the story of the nurse that admitted?

1249
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:59,760
She like was switching babies around all the time. Like she said she's probably switched around 100 something babies

1250
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:08,000
Right, I cut messed up. What's up with we get every like every year too. We get a crazy nurse that kills a lot of people

1251
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,200
You know the the dealers of death and shit

1252
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:16,320
Right. That's like the that's the female version of a serial killer. Oh, yeah females kill a lot

1253
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:20,960
Of the nurses are there's a famous one like last year where she killed

1254
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,560
30 40 a lot of babies some of them kill just babies. Well, think about it. You have to real

1255
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:32,720
You have to kill everybody to make it not look like a murder. Well, yeah, but they start to notice like, huh?

1256
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,280
Everybody dies on suzie

1257
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,360
She took a vacation

1258
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,360
26 and she came

1259
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,560
She wasn't doing it on her shift even

1260
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:52,240
She was doing it other people shift like she would come in and be like, oh, I want to see this patient

1261
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,040
And then like

1262
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,080
That's gotta come up in a drug town. She walked in. She's dead

1263
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,520
Like she would say sometimes like the like they had a fentanyl bag and

1264
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,400
Something jammed up

1265
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:11,600
He's like, yeah, like shit that could actually happen like she wasn't really doing that or else how about the people that

1266
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,160
It's the old fentanyl and put tap water in there

1267
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:21,040
And yeah, there's like nurse there's like nurses which not funny when you say nurses you think of chicks, but there's no dude nurses

1268
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,840
Really weird that we never talked about that

1269
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,720
Probably usually I don't want to say it. What?

1270
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,920
No, usually they're like good looking dudes and

1271
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:32,560
So here's an idea then, right?

1272
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:38,080
I don't know what that means. You're a funook because you can't acknowledge a man is good looking because you're so closeted

1273
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,440
Now look at them

1274
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:48,000
That's fucking funny. It's just like the rep you're like the republican representatives of the representatives of nurses

1275
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,880
Every nurse every nurse now is like a philippino nurse. They're all philippinos

1276
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,840
Oh, there's a massage too. Yeah, I guess you raise up a lot of happy ending massages

1277
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,840
If you want a rubbing tug, yeah, yeah, nurses philippinos a lot of them take that

1278
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,480
Well, I heard if you know if you're hands, well

1279
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,600
So if you go to the hospital go to the philippines, but you're gonna die, but at least

1280
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:14,160
Oh, no, philippines the women know as much as their doctors, but yes

1281
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,720
It can't transfer over to be a doctor in the states. So they're all nurses

1282
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,640
They're actually they know their shit, right the philippines know their shit. Yes, they do

1283
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,960
Yeah, they're everywhere

1284
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,640
I don't know about what time we had. It's pretty honorable those philippines

1285
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:36,880
Honorable philippino. I'll tell you what confusing. I like the melamarcos. I like the philippino girl and crab my god. Oh my god, dude

1286
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,440
She was fucking

1287
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,000
Impeccable

1288
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,720
What was it last night? Yeah. Yeah, she really looked fucking amazing. You guys are getting soft

1289
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,880
I swear to god when I get back there, we're getting back to violence

1290
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:56,000
Staring at butts and you're not gonna have enough time to stare at butts when I have an hour

1291
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,200
We were on the stairs. I can't really stare because it's obvious, but it's almost like she might want you to stare

1292
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,200
Okay, you and your gay charles to last night

1293
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,200
She had a half cocky fucking thing

1294
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,400
Yeah, sitting fucking

1295
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,640
Dude, you guys are getting played out by a honeypot you dumb fuck. Yeah, I swear to god

1296
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,840
Yeah, she's distracting you from training. I started like scratch or kooch. She's like looked at us

1297
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,560
She goes to the bathroom you come out with the toilet seat

1298
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,560
Yeah, we both go

1299
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,560
I gotta go to the bathroom right after

1300
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,560
Fighting for it

1301
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,560
Well, no, that's too bad

1302
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,560
She's like I clogged the toilet. They're gonna all fix it

1303
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,560
There was this little philippino girl

1304
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,920
Hostess at the restaurant I used to work at down there and these complaints

1305
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:44,880
Women and girlfriends and boy

1306
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,560
Because her ass was too nice

1307
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,560
The boyfriend staring at the hostess too much

1308
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,560
That's really our problem that we hired a girl that's good looking

1309
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,560
Yeah, the girls would be mad that their husbands are going to the gym

1310
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,560
Check it out

1311
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,560
Yeah, listen here

1312
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,560
The girls are like 19 years old too

1313
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,560
I mean she

1314
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,560
Oh

1315
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,560
Well, here's the thing

1316
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,560
She didn't wear clothes that weren't revealing

1317
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,560
She was hot

1318
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,560
Listen, hey, here's hot

1319
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,560
Oh, he's calmed down there

1320
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,560
With most

1321
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,560
Oh, I missed something

1322
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,560
If the waitress is too hot

1323
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,560
And the guy's fucking soft

1324
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,560
And the guy's fucking broad

1325
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,560
It's gonna go off on you

1326
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,560
That's what happens especially during this one

1327
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,560
You know what also the problem is too

1328
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,560
Is that we've demasculated men

1329
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,560
Just like Fanny Willis won't do

1330
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,560
It doesn't happen in my scenario

1331
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,560
But it happens in most fucking people

1332
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,560
Especially if they're out in a restaurant

1333
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,560
Yeah, and then all of a sudden you're hitting on the waitress

1334
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,560
Because she looks good

1335
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,560
All of a sudden I'm in trouble because the waitress is a good looking girl

1336
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,560
The best way I can correlate it to is when

1337
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,560
Will Ferrell in old school is like

1338
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,560
Are they late?

1339
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,560
Are they still caught?

1340
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,560
And they're like, looking at her

1341
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,560
And he's like, you asked her to tell her

1342
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,560
I thought there was our free space

1343
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,560
Yeah, I remember

1344
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,560
You know, that's how dudes are

1345
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,560
And all that's like

1346
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,560
Yeah, but, you know

1347
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,560
If the waitress is too hot

1348
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,560
And you're too nice to him, some broads are fucking crazy

1349
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,560
They get real mad

1350
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,560
Like some jealous ass bitch

1351
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,560
Like, you know

1352
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,560
Say, I don't want to say any names

1353
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,560
But you're gonna

1354
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,560
And the last name any address

1355
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,560
No, it's two of my friends that I know

1356
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,560
But you know

1357
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,560
He's gonna forget that he didn't say their names

1358
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,560
We all understand

1359
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,560
What is this story going?

1360
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,560
They get overly jealous

1361
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,560
Even if the girl is in jail

1362
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,560
Most of us see them or they're guilty

1363
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,560
Or they're guilty

1364
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,560
They're out there being a whore

1365
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,560
And they fucking think you are too

1366
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,560
No, it's not even that

1367
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,560
They've done something wrong

1368
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,560
They're like, oh, he looked at that girl

1369
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,560
Screw him

1370
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,560
Because I fucking had sex with

1371
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,560
That dude at work

1372
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,560
That's what she's thinking

1373
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,560
I'll tell you, talk about yourself

1374
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,560
Tyrone Biggins

1375
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,560
He comes home

1376
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,560
He's like, why in the hell is there

1377
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,560
Barbecue fingerprints on the light switch

1378
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,560
Exactly

1379
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,560
Somebody was on his wife and they're

1380
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,560
Barbecue paws

1381
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,560
I found this 40 of old English under the bed

1382
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,560
What the fuck is going on?

1383
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,560
Yeah

1384
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,560
How come there's a stain on the couch

1385
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,560
Where somebody's head usually sits?

1386
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,560
It looked like somebody picked up the bedsheet

1387
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:30,560
And wiped their mouth with it

1388
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,560
To put the shroud of turran with

1389
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,560
Except with wing sauce

1390
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:40,560
That's great

1391
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,560
And you know what the funny thing

1392
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,560
You know another thing

1393
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,560
We might as well just

1394
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,560
So isn't it crazy

1395
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,560
How they just beat George Floyd

1396
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,560
Into our head every day

1397
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,560
George Floyd

1398
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,560
Who's George Floyd?

1399
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,560
Remember George Floyd

1400
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,560
Remember George Floyd?

1401
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,560
And then

1402
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,560
Yeah

1403
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:06,560
You're right, exactly

1404
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,560
Imagine if Biden would have said

1405
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,560
Jim Floyd

1406
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,560
John Floyd

1407
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:14,560
And they would have flipped out

1408
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,560
You fucked up

1409
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,560
Oh, you got a chitlin

1410
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,560
They would have cut

1411
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,560
You fucked up her name

1412
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:24,560
Yeah

1413
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,560
We just talked about it

1414
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,560
Oh, man

1415
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,560
Oh, Cooney

1416
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,560
He would have better off not saying anything

1417
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,560
We just said that

1418
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,560
I mean

1419
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,560
All I remember

1420
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,560
Is George Floyd was a good high school football player

1421
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,560
What was he?

1422
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,560
That's what they tried to pump

1423
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,560
We should make those t-shirts with him holding the gun

1424
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,560
To the president lady

1425
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,560
Of George Floyd, bitch

1426
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,560
But they beat that man's name

1427
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,560
Into our head

1428
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,560
And then it's like

1429
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,560
Something really bad happens to a white

1430
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,560
Listen, white people

1431
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,560
You deserved it

1432
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,560
Okay, what did John Lennon say?

1433
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,560
That women are the

1434
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,560
White people are the

1435
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,560
N-words of the world right now

1436
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,560
Women are the N-words of the world

1437
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,560
The diggers

1438
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,560
The kind of white

1439
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,560
Oh, man

1440
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,560
White men is the digger of the world

1441
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,560
You gotta be, yeah

1442
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,560
But it really is, like, weird

1443
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,560
I'm not racist or anything

1444
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:30,560
But the way that things are going

1445
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,560
We're being treated like right back

1446
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,560
I mean, obviously

1447
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,560
They have those videos of them hitting with the water cannons

1448
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,560
And getting bit by that racist German

1449
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,560
Chopper

1450
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,560
But here's the thing, I saw them driving around the streets

1451
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,560
In

1452
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,560
Germany one time

1453
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,560
And I'm like, the people in those

1454
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,560
Tanks, like things with the water cannons

1455
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,560
And I asked Franzi

1456
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,560
What the fuck is that?

1457
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:56,560
The water cannons

1458
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,560
And she acted like that was a common thing

1459
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,560
There's no blacks there, man

1460
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,560
It was all white people

1461
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,560
I think that those are pretty universal

1462
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,560
They're just not used on blacks

1463
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,560
I'm just saying you're taking a look

1464
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,560
It's a deterrent

1465
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,560
It's definitely a deterrent

1466
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,560
They use it on everybody

1467
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,560
Water doesn't see color

1468
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,560
If it's their lucky day, they may get somebody

1469
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,560
I would love to control that thing

1470
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,560
Just blasting fools

1471
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,560
Hippies, especially

1472
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,560
That bitch tries to put a flower

1473
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,560
In the water cannon

1474
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,560
Listen here

1475
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:32,560
I'm gonna hit you with the water

1476
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:34,560
And skim your pits in your food off

1477
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,560
I'm gonna skim the pants right off

1478
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,560
Shave your legs while we're at it

1479
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,560
Oh, yeah, right?

1480
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,560
You dirty bitch

1481
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,560
Actually, after you fucking hit them with the hose

1482
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,560
It might not be bad

1483
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,560
Happy women use the international technique

1484
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:50,560
Hit them with the hose

1485
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,560
Even an ass on women's money

1486
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,560
I don't even know if it's a month

1487
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:56,560
We have to factor this out

1488
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,560
And if it's not a month, it's hilarious

1489
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,560
I'm sorry, ladies

1490
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,560
It's very funny if it's not a month

1491
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,560
We already tried to get

1492
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,560
The 19th Amendment repealed

1493
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,560
But the only thing women really vote for

1494
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,560
Is the voice

1495
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,560
Or the American Idol

1496
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,560
They don't vote for a president

1497
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,560
They vote for the wrong guy

1498
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,560
Usually

1499
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,560
Who's the wrong guy?

1500
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,560
The liberal

1501
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,560
Whoever is the cutest guy

1502
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,560
Or they feel sorry for him

1503
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,560
Like my aunt

1504
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,560
She said she voted for Biden

1505
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:32,560
And I'm like

1506
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,560
What?

1507
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,560
You hate her?

1508
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,560
Because she felt sorry for him

1509
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,560
Sorry for him

1510
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,560
And I'm like, you felt sorry for the fucking guy

1511
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,560
It's the equivalent of a pity fuck

1512
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,560
Except it's a four year pity fuck

1513
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,560
It's a four year pity fuck

1514
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,560
And we're all getting fucked

1515
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,560
We're all getting fucked

1516
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,560
Did you see that thing with Hillary talking about

1517
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,560
Killery, if you recall her

1518
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,560
Talking about

1519
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,560
The illegal aliens

1520
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,560
And the sexual assaults and this and that

1521
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,560
And she's like, it is not based on immigration

1522
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,560
It's like, bitch your husband

1523
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,560
Has ongoing cases with sexual assaults

1524
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,560
And he did it in the Oval Office

1525
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,560
And you don't even acknowledge that

1526
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,560
Like these people

1527
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,560
They sign illegal immigration

1528
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,560
But that's their whole game

1529
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,560
To die

1530
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,560
They have nothing to do

1531
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,560
Even though there's facts and paperwork

1532
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,560
And everybody

1533
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,560
You can easily look this stuff up

1534
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,560
And find out

1535
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,560
Trump cheated of the election

1536
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:34,560
Oh Trump was

1537
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,560
But they were the ones that cheated

1538
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,560
They have video of it

1539
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,560
They actually have video of it

1540
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,560
And they're already starting to get bad ballots

1541
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,560
It's really pathetic

1542
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,560
They're probably going to do it again too

1543
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:48,560
No, they're not going to be able to do it this time

1544
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:50,560
There is no way

1545
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,560
Well no, they're going to do 81 million votes last time

1546
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:54,560
Come out

1547
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,560
But now they're trying to all these illegals

1548
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,560
They want to count them

1549
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,560
For the electoral votes

1550
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,560
So they can change the district

1551
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,560
The electoral power

1552
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,560
Because if people are here in these areas

1553
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,560
That's what their goal is

1554
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,560
If they can count them

1555
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,560
All of a sudden

1556
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,560
In Chicago, New York

1557
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,560
They get more votes

1558
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,560
I might have said this

1559
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,560
I've been on tour

1560
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:22,560
In certain places

1561
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,560
In other countries in Europe

1562
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,560
And I remember Matt

1563
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,560
Telling me you got to say

1564
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,560
Blaustadt and when we go out there

1565
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,560
And I'm like what the fuck does that mean man

1566
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:34,560
And he's like that means a blue state

1567
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,560
In Germany

1568
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,560
And nobody's really

1569
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:40,560
Out there and I'm like

1570
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,560
Hey what's up

1571
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:44,560
We're Team Rocket from Chicago

1572
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:46,560
USA

1573
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,560
Man this story is the worst

1574
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,560
No one's saying anything really

1575
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:52,560
And I say from

1576
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,560
Blaustadt and everyone's like

1577
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,560
And I'm like what the fuck

1578
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,560
What I never even heard

1579
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,560
It was before I even heard of a blue state

1580
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,560
Should you be high old

1581
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,560
I said what the fuck does that mean

1582
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,560
I mean that's how you get on

1583
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,560
What the fuck does a blue state mean

1584
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,560
And he said

1585
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,560
Don't worry about it

1586
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,560
It's a good thing he said

1587
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,560
And then when we were

1588
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,560
One time on tour

1589
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:20,560
In Philadelphia or DC or something

1590
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,560
He bought a fucking Obama

1591
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:24,560
Like G.I. Joe doll

1592
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,560
Of Barack Obama

1593
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,560
Before Obama was president

1594
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,560
And then after he was president

1595
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,560
He's like oh I bet you that doll's worth a lot of money

1596
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,560
I'm like thinking you should

1597
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,560
Of that

1598
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,560
You can make a diorama of him in a bath house

1599
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,560
Yeah

1600
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,560
It would be good to have one

1601
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,560
They're out there

1602
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:46,560
It was so perfect

1603
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,560
Why shouldn't he be the first black president

1604
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,560
Dude what a better way

1605
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,560
That DVD

1606
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,560
I watched

1607
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,560
That you gave me

1608
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,560
That's open

1609
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,560
That's really

1610
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,560
Fred Marshall Davis

1611
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,560
That's disturbing

1612
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,560
It is

1613
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,560
It's a low point

1614
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,560
Obama was the biggest racist

1615
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,560
Towards this country

1616
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,560
Even though he did

1617
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,560
He did close the borders

1618
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,560
He deported

1619
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,560
He was the biggest

1620
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,560
Proponent of getting rid of illegal

1621
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,560
He killed a lot of people

1622
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,560
With a drone strike

1623
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:28,560
Excellent at being a two face

1624
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,560
He was great at being

1625
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,560
Two faced

1626
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:34,560
One half black

1627
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,560
He said he closed down

1628
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,560
Guantanamo

1629
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,560
That was a lie

1630
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,560
It's still going on right now

1631
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,560
I think he doubled down

1632
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:46,560
These people blatantly lie about the most trivial things

1633
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:48,560
That we can actually find out about

1634
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,560
He said

1635
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,560
We're closing down Guantanamo

1636
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,560
Under his podium

1637
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,560
He pressed the double down on water

1638
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,560
Barling water

1639
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,560
That's what he does

1640
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,560
Those pictures

1641
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,560
Remember the pictures they had

1642
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,560
Of the dudes in the pyramid

1643
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:08,560
They were like shocking them

1644
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,560
They had the bags on their heads

1645
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,560
They were like posing with them

1646
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,560
One military bra was like

1647
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,560
Showing a titty to him

1648
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,560
They would send a woman

1649
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,560
In with the keys

1650
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,560
They should stand there

1651
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,560
And it would freak them out

1652
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:26,560
They're not supposed to see that shit

1653
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,560
They wonder why that 9-11 happened

1654
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,560
Dude, I like the old English comedy skit

1655
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,560
Where they bring the Muslim guy

1656
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,560
To identify the wife's body

1657
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,560
They pull the sheet

1658
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,560
And he's like

1659
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,560
I don't know that woman

1660
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,560
He puts the sheet back over her face

1661
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,560
Oh my god, it's my wife

1662
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,560
They can't look at girls

1663
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,560
They're like what's the raping and shit they do

1664
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:50,560
That's not good

1665
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,560
When your wife

1666
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,560
At home you can see them

1667
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,560
Without their cars

1668
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,560
They're not even solidifying

1669
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:00,560
It's not part of your religion

1670
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,560
Without their rape tent on

1671
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,560
I got it while raping

1672
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,560
I guess when they're raping them

1673
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,560
They'll rip a hole in that little tent thing

1674
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,560
That they wear

1675
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,560
They'll rip a hole man

1676
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:14,560
They're just making a story

1677
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,560
They bring the sheep in

1678
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,560
Everybody watches

1679
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,560
They're trying to rape and kill

1680
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,560
Completely innocent person

1681
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,560
I think we should shut this down

1682
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:26,560
I got to say

1683
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,560
I want to say thank you everybody

1684
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,560
For tuning in

1685
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,560
Thank you God

1686
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,560
You're right with God

1687
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,560
And thank you guys

1688
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,560
For being here

1689
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,560
And I want to thank Tom's free clinic

1690
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,560
Automotive and veterinary

1691
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,560
And services

1692
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:46,560
They are the best

1693
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,560
And they get it done man

1694
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,560
Tom's

1695
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,560
When you're starting to leak

1696
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,560
Call Tom's free clinic

1697
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,560
And happy birthday to Larry

1698
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,560
Happy belated birthday to Larry

1699
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,560
I'm 79 now

1700
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,560
The dog years

1701
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,560
The dog years

1702
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,560
Why did you stop?

1703
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,560
What are you going to say?

1704
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,560
No nothing I guess

1705
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,560
I started talking about the Muslims

1706
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,560
We're not going to get into a diet

1707
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:16,560
Travel about how you do

1708
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,560
It's just time to end

1709
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,560
He's turning back

1710
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,560
I can't

1711
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,560
I'm going to go on my back

1712
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,560
You can lay down

1713
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,560
I'm putting the microphone

1714
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:30,560
It's not like you're really adding much

1715
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,560
20 minutes behind every time

1716
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,560
I'm tired I can't

1717
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,560
Alright let's shut this down

1718
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,560
Like, follow, subscribe

1719
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,560
Tell your friends

1720
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,560
We fucking love you guys

1721
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,560
You are the best

1722
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:46,560
Like, follow, subscribe

1723
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,560
Enjoy your weekend

1724
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,560
It's Kiki, it's Annforth

1725
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,560
I'm Larry, and I'm Needles

1726
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,560
Peace

1727
01:14:54,560 --> 01:15:18,560
I thought you had cut it already, so we went long