Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Larry and Needles.
We got Kiki and we got Don and poor tonight.
Very special edition, 99th episode.
Hey, welcome to the Larry and Needles show everybody.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
I can't believe we're still doing this.
Don.
Shamakari of a show.
Yeah, and I'm Kiki.
Thanks to internet for letting us be complete ass clowns whenever we want.
To our seven followers.
To our total disadvantage for any future.
I mean, like I said, we are not your delicious.
Well, we're going to send this in to try to get disability.
We have to do something that's your retarded.
That guy Larry, you definitely take his down syndrome.
Well, here we go.
I applied for down syndrome insurance today.
That's not a bad idea.
We're going to start for the illegal.
You should try to get into the special Olympics.
You probably dominate just mashing little babies.
You know, we should actually open up like a clinic for all the illegals.
They'd be going, I mean, we can push Tom gets a medic care money.
No, Tom does not take illegal.
No, he doesn't.
Illegal aliens are not welcome.
We can branch off though.
Yeah.
To a Tom's illegal alien.
It's all he caters to.
I mean, the government is deep pockets.
They just keep printing money.
As I said, they'll be sending us.
What do you?
Yeah, Dr. Toboggan.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan.
I mean, what are you going to?
But I mean, we technically are they really going to check?
I mean, if you're a doctor in a third world country, I mean, you're almost a witch doctor.
You know what they mean?
So what do we do?
You think the illegals are going to cart us?
I mean, I can make a freaking degree and put it on the wall or whatever.
I would stamp my balls on it and let everybody know.
I could put a pair of glasses and a stethoscope on.
I'll just wear rubber gloves and that's it.
Nothing else.
That's just an idea.
The ball stamped that.
It reminds me when I was a kid and I got Lassie's autograph at the car show and they just took
some dogs hand and put it in the ink.
I would say dogs hand.
I mean, yes, that's how hilarious he thinks dogs have hands.
He's like, that dog groped me.
An autograph.
A dog wakes in the corner.
I love it.
He's very steel in its pills.
And then my dad said, you know, that's not the real Lassie.
I'm like, what do you mean?
I'm like, oh, the real Lassie's probably dead.
Oh, for like 20 years.
Yeah, right?
They've been showing you think dogs live.
I don't know.
Well, obviously a long time.
It was like 1974.
Oh, geez.
Oh my God.
Yeah, Lassie was on way before that, too.
Yeah, it's probably like Lassie number six.
Yeah, they probably have multiple.
Yeah, in case one, you know, a couple of them.
Back then, the treatment of animals on, what do you call it, on movie sets wasn't exactly
kosher.
If you know what I mean.
Yeah.
Like, well, somebody actually accidentally run it over after having a couple nosebeers
and martinis at lunch.
Damn it.
Yeah, they just run over Lassie.
Get another cowley.
Yeah.
Get the next Lassie.
They just run it over in the parking lot.
Get the hose in the other Lassie.
How do you get fur out of a golf cart?
Lost another one, man.
That's all right.
Bob's drunk again.
And that's another thing, too.
You know what I always think about?
Like, people are, back in the day, because this kind of ties into a story I was going
to talk about, but back in the day, like, if you were like, you know, you were like,
if you were going to do shit, like, what do you call it?
You couldn't ask Google.
You couldn't, you know what I mean?
Like, you had to know another guy.
Like, how do I bury a body?
Or how do I cut a body up?
Yeah, right?
Well, yeah, you're going to the library.
Asking some other people.
Because how many stories have we read where they're like, they Google how to dispose of
a body?
And then they catch you, though, when they come and look at your computer and they see
you, check that.
I mean, Don Colombo over here.
If you were to ask somebody, he just, he doesn't wear, instead of a trench coat, he just wears
a bikini brief.
Trench coat over.
He's always like, bending over.
One more question.
Let me get my notepad.
He pulls it out of his pants.
He's got the bikini brief, but the trench coat falls open.
Actually, it doesn't even have a tie on it.
It just flows in the wind.
Even his little jaw.
It's a cigar.
You got like a pencil in it.
You got cigars on line.
But if you ask somebody, that's a witness, and they're going to ask him.
He's going to say, oh yeah, he asked me how do I cut up a body?
Or do you not cut a body?
Yeah, can you help me?
You know what I mean?
Right.
You can't.
And today I had to buy a bleach at the store.
And I was thinking the same thing.
Oh, man.
You're on camera.
Right.
I'm just caught me now.
I'm doing something.
Here's where he got the bleach, you know?
There's no way around it.
You're on camera.
If you're at Home Depot buying duct tape, rope, a shovel, gloves, some lye.
You're pressing a little button under the desk.
I seriously think there's got to be a combination of things that sets off.
Because we're monitoring.
There will be.
If you're buying duct tape.
Yeah.
Like a shovel.
If there's a certain like plastic.
Just like the algorithm on the internet.
If you say a certain combination of words, then you AI slags you.
Right.
Because basically AI is controlling everything now.
Something's mind-wrenching my shopping list.
Like did you read that article about how the now the Democrat or whoever writes the bills
in the houses and stuff like that or whatever they're written.
They have AI scan it.
And it'll scan it in a minute or two and it brings up all these points.
So now they don't even have to read them anymore.
So AI is taking over completely.
That sounds like trouble.
Oh, nobody is troubled.
Right.
I'm like, oh boy.
Like, I'll look at these.
I'm looking at my kid with my kid with these pictures and he's like, that's AI.
Wow.
I'm like, what do you mean?
He's like, oh, look here.
He's already got the eye for it.
Look here.
Yeah.
He's like, you could tell by the hands.
You could tell by the shoulders, by the neck.
They still can't get that right.
He's like, look at the.
And he's a good artist.
And he's like, look at the background.
He's like, it doesn't match up.
And it's like for pictures of dogs.
Like we're looking at pugs and stuff.
And he's like, that's not real.
Pick it out.
I don't know.
It's like, I could sort of tell because it's like hazy and stuff, but they do like these.
Like what they did with Taylor Swift, the AI nudes.
You know, so like, it's like, everything.
Yeah.
Do you think the Psyop, the Psyop is becoming the Psyop now.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just not one Psyop anymore.
No, and it's good.
Yeah.
It's like, okay, so the Psyop is to get AI integrated into society and then have that AI completely
fool society, writing articles and stuff.
The inmates are running the asylum.
The Psyop is running the Psyop.
It's not even a, it's not even in inmates though.
This is just a computer.
No, I'm using an analogy problem.
I know, but I'm just saying, but it's like just a computer that's running the Psyop.
You know, when they say the lunar takes are running the Psyop.
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
The Psyop is, well, AI is programmed by certain people with a certain mindset.
Exactly.
It's not free thinking because it has an initial algorithm to go.
Like number one, they did that the first AI's and it got racist in like five days.
Yeah.
It was called everybody N words and sticks and meaner.
Was that even real though?
I mean, yeah.
Well, it was very real because it's probably a Psyop.
Right.
AI is a Psyop.
Yeah.
Okay, so that story might have been a lie, but here's the other thing.
Everything might be a lie.
They print out like, give me a picture of George Washington and it's a black dude and
suction.
They said, put out a white guy.
Give me some Nazis and it was a black dude.
African American woman.
It's like the AASS.
Because it should be along with the NAACP.
Yeah, right?
Well, it's the algorithm didn't want it to show white people want Caucasian people.
So they wanted to lead to blacks disdain towards Caucasian.
You know, it even made the worst people in the world.
Black.
Yeah.
Show me Hitler and it's a black dude.
Which is very funny.
Stalin is a black guy.
Yeah, we did it.
I don't know what's.
I don't know what's worse.
Stalin looks good as a black guy.
He is a guinzo.
So he's always had a tan.
So let me always know what he looked like.
But what is it's like, what becomes of this next?
What's the next stage?
What's the next step like?
I'll tell you what, I am enjoying the like the AI porn.
Not AI, but the you put like Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
No, not that.
But like you put like Taylor Swift's head on a body.
Like, can you pass it?
You know what?
I can't recognize my imagination.
Yeah, I can't recognize my monkey because it's not real.
You know what I mean?
Like I know it's fake.
I have a good imagination.
Yeah, I bet you.
Well, yeah, you don't even need to use porn then if you have a good imagination.
Exactly.
It's not that good.
You just need to build up a better way.
Oh my God.
I don't have to cut Taylor's head off a picture posted on a high society magazine.
You just put like you put her head on your screen and it's just the body moves around the body.
And what's got a Taylor Swift head taped on a Ferret Fawcett poster?
Ferret Foster?
I've never met Ferret Foster.
That would be cool.
Does she go to Tom's?
The poster.
She's that red baby.
Ferret Foster.
That's a good name for a porn star.
You know what?
Okay, so this kind of.
Oh, no, it's Ferret Foster.
Yeah, it's a Ferret with braids on.
Didn't you do the 10 with the braids?
No, that's Bo Derek.
Bo Derek, yeah, yeah, okay.
Oh, that's your racial appropriation, which is very fun.
Hey, I got a question.
Okay.
Do you think when people die they can see you wreck your meat in heaven or wherever they go?
Oh, yeah.
Your grandma's been watching you wreck your meat for years and lard.
Well, listen though, because I went to a funeral and they're like, oh, she'll be looking on down for you.
I'm like, oh man, don't put that on me.
So you went and wrecked me.
What are you doing?
Yeah, right?
What the hell?
So then you went in the bathroom real quick, wrecked your meat at the funeral?
Yeah.
I don't get down like that.
I went and sniffed one of the caskets.
Oh my God.
Yeah, dude, there's a lot of people.
I mean, that's for amateurs, Larry.
There's a lot of people shaking their heads if that's the case.
No, because it was just funny and I was a roller and as soon as I turned around I'm like, did
you hear what she said, roller?
He's like, yeah.
I'm like, did you think she'll see me wreck my meat in heaven and he's like laughing?
Well, if you wanted to, she would.
If my whole thing was trying to make him laugh, I don't know.
If that's what you want, it'll happen.
What do you mean if that's what I want?
If you wanted to see you, it'll happen.
I just think there, like, when you go, okay, where do you go wherever?
Let's just say not.
Underneath the firmament, how's that?
Let's say.
Okay?
So that encompasses a lot of things.
Hopefully you'll go above the firmament.
Hopefully they pick better times to watch you.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying, like, you know, because I'm dropping a deuce, that's kind of weird.
Unless you got a penchant for that.
Well, you know what?
I always used to think that when I was doing some hard dope or something like my grandmother's
watching me, but then I think no.
Then you forget.
Yeah.
No, but then I think my grandmother was watching me through my one cat.
That's even weirder.
Miss Kitty and I was like, shit, because it would look at me like, oh, I'll disappoint you.
Yeah, but it's bad.
Every time the peanut butter came out, it knew what was going to happen.
The cat didn't like peanut butter.
It's not a dog.
How do you know?
I fucking know what cats eat.
Yeah, it sounds like a guilty person to say that.
I didn't look that up.
Do cats like peanut butter more?
I was looking up, man, we have cats.
I've been cats for years.
They don't come after a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Catnip.
They come after a ham sandwich.
Yeah.
You put ham on your balls?
Yeah.
There's like little ham cutouts.
He's got some nuts.
Piece of ham.
He gets a little nibble around.
Come here, kitties.
He's got ham nuts for you.
Ham nuts.
You could sell the ham already cut out.
There's two holes.
And then mobile doers will take the other pieces of ham and make more ham.
It's a great business.
Little ham's fucking for us.
Little ham.
That's fantastic.
Get off the phone, you flanook.
I'm trying.
Sorry we're boring you.
You did not give anything to the phone.
Except a giggle track.
I can't talk today, teams.
It's our 99th episode.
Mark's fucking...
99 episodes of worn out.
You did this every week.
You did about four of them.
Yeah, before you said that, Feds are going to cut your head off.
I'm out.
The famous Don Ansel.
Here's what we could do.
We could relive a couple moments.
No, we're not doing a clip show.
Remember when Mark did this?
He got his head chopped off.
Oh, yes.
Before we had video aspect, Don Ansel was getting so high and paranoid.
I wish we had video for that stuff.
We used to have a set of microphone loads because he would not out.
And he would be talking.
They had the guillotine.
The first time I showed him the guillotine, the Chanel guillotine.
I was like, fuck.
Don Ansel got so paranoid that he thought that the FBI was going to cut his head off.
So you're going to come over and do the podcast and he's like, no fucking way, man.
They're going to kill us.
They're going to chop my fucking head off.
Dude, they're listening right now.
Anything you type on your phone, they know it.
All the shit I said about Biden detecting people.
We are talking on microphones.
They're going to come for me.
They're going to come for you.
They are.
They're looking at us and they're like, these guys don't have longer.
They're like, ham, why do you order so many little ham?
Everything you said, at some point, is going to come back to you.
They really are.
What? They're really going to what?
Yes.
What?
But here's the thing.
There's a long list of people that are coming after you.
Yeah, you're the low on that list.
Here's a rule of war, though.
No, we're going to get the January 6 people.
Hey, but if you see...
They're still tracking them down.
If you see your enemy destroying himself, let them do it.
Oh, yeah.
So they're looking at you and they're going, ah, that fucking guy.
You're a small fish in a big pond.
They're looking at the fish fucking himself.
Oh, right.
But you're not looking at a frecky.
You're not looking at frecky.
They're coming at their peaky.
No, it's not.
Especially if you're just a fight where they want to just get people and that's how they're
going to get you.
They're going to have something on you.
Whatever small it may be, whatever it is, whatever you may have been.
They can make it up.
It's against the rules and you did it and they're going to come and fucking pull you on it.
It's going to happen.
It's going to be a while before it gets me.
That's not going to be like tomorrow or immediately.
The dude that reported on the gets a situation where they have to start going that.
What's the masses are wiped out?
Let's hope it doesn't get to that.
Right.
They're going to start picking off individual people.
Well, they arrested that guy from January 6th, the reporter.
So it's already happening.
Right away.
And there's just what I mean.
Here's something that we forgot to mention on the first two episodes that came out March
1st and then the one that came out Wednesday.
Happy Woman's History Month.
Oh, yeah.
It's the Woman's History Month.
Oh, really?
The one day you don't get hit on.
And then I don't mean but can't call it.
Hey, it's always Woman's History Month in Boys Town.
Anyways, I don't know.
Yeah, I know you don't know.
What's your call?
Slut Month.
You just slow down.
Slut Month.
Huh?
I don't know.
You know why?
No, that is not a good term.
Why would you say Slut Month?
I don't know if they like that one.
I mean, Slut Month.
I mean, you can't make a teacher like that.
A sexist would say.
A sexist would say?
Yeah.
Wait, speaking of Slut Month.
No, you don't want to know the history of my women, that's for sure.
Your wife is right upstairs.
I know she's a lovely lady.
Women, women's history.
Yeah, that's why.
That's your wife.
You're talking women's history.
Women, any, whatever.
Yeah, I don't know.
Do you get more points for choking them too on women's history?
Two, man.
If you've been going card for 2024.
That's a special code, yeah.
But speaking of that, you know, I actually heard something AOC.
You know how she actually got into the position she's in?
By bending over.
No, well, she was doing the bartending crap, and then there was an open audition, and she
went to the audition, and she's like, she's good looking, she's charismatic, she can
talk.
She's dumb as a box of rocks.
But then, yeah, so that's how she got into position she is in.
Come on.
I don't know if that's how it happened.
I mean, listen, your storytelling record is not exactly the greatest out there.
I just heard it.
In the Senate.
Politics?
Wow.
No.
It's like a real world audition.
Yeah, well, she started out.
They held auditions, and they're like, wow, we can actually turn her into a male.
That wouldn't surprise me.
What did she do before she became a senator?
Was she like a mayor?
She was a bartender.
She was a college, and it was a bartender.
She was a bartender.
Was it not a lawyer?
No.
Because that's just, she was like some kind of, you know.
She had nice tits, she was a dummy.
I was wondering how did she get, so she checked all sorts of boxes.
Yeah, so she checked her box out.
Kid her in there, yeah.
They checked her box, and then they said you check all the boxes and even that one.
She's married to a white dude too, which is funny.
The whole thing was a set of plan.
Basically, this would be the face of it.
Did you ever see him?
Yeah, he's a little, but still though.
She rags at everybody else, and then here she is.
Well, did you see the woke mom was going after her the other day?
Yes, that was beautiful.
She's in the movie theater, and she loses it.
That's the problem with her, she's still got that dumb dingbat bartender mentality.
And when the shit goes down, because nobody ever presses her.
Like all of a sudden she just loses her composure and completely crumbles.
And then for people, just start taking wrestling.
Happy Awakening Men's Day.
Listen, buddy.
Well, I would have shut up pretty quick.
But the husband didn't say shit.
I want to say that's her husband, right?
She's married to that mother farer?
Who?
That's a ginger.
Yeah, the white ginger.
Yeah, the ginger.
Oh yeah, yeah, he's a ginger too.
Yeah, we were just talking about that.
Which is very funny.
Jim Holsey?
Jim Holsey.
He took her last name.
Yeah.
Ginger Snap.
That's how it goes.
Well, he's either, he's probably the Cortez.
Because her name is probably, uh, Andrea Casio.
Oh yeah, yeah, she has a real name.
Maybe her last name's Acasio.
That's one of those easy folks.
Cortez, Acasio Cortez.
Because I'm so important.
Right.
They're gonna vote her out.
She's done.
You know what, these people that, these Soros back people
that are starting to find out the hard way that
they thought that this DEI shit was gonna keep them
above the law.
Yeah, right.
And now all of a sudden they're starting to realize
that, hey man, you poke a sleep and bear, we're gonna come at you.
But yeah, well of course they're gonna eventually protest
against their own.
They're gonna eat their own because that's one of the things
they do.
Because nobody's exempt from the,
They play ball, they're bipartisan and hunting each other down.
Yeah.
That's the only thing.
Yeah, we stab each other in the back.
Yeah, we try or set each other up.
No problem.
It doesn't matter exactly.
Like who is it, Fanuc that can't,
Whatever tastes the goal, they're reaching the goal,
they'll do whatever they have to to get to it.
It doesn't matter.
What was it Fanuc that got kicked out of the,
Was it the house of Mexican dude?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, what's his name?
Yeah, yeah, nah.
He was wearing Johnson's shoes.
What?
Oh, not Dorthy.
Dorthy Jones.
It's not Dorthy.
It was like Carlos O'Malley.
That's how he changed his name to get back in.
Hey man, Carlos O'Malley.
That was my cousin, that other guy.
Oh, I don't know who that guy is.
He's got a bunch of lies and shit.
You know I just like beans and rice.
Remember, we had more lies than Biden.
Yeah, but he was spending money on,
He was spending money on only fans on the company car.
Like, 50 Gs.
I never understood that porn is free.
Like these guys like,
Yeah, you want specific,
specific, specific shit.
A woman, you have a type of woman you like.
And you want to do specific things.
So they get, like,
Like, send me your soiled panties.
Yeah, one of the guys I listen to,
It's like these chicks have like,
They're just like a little weird,
One's got a lazy eye,
Another one's like missing a hand.
Oh yeah.
And he's like, just stuff you won't really see.
And she's like cleaning the house with one hand.
I get it.
That sounds like pretty cool.
I don't know about pretty cool, I don't want to pay for that.
But I have to say, there's like a niche market on only fans.
Yeah, I'd say I'm not paying.
I definitely want you, but I'm not paying for it.
No, I don't.
I don't, never, I know that they do like a lot of old skate food.
What do you call it?
Like Donna DeIrico.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that Drame Matteo lady, because they, you know,
They lose their bodies, but now they're sort of like,
Well, they're not a sex symbol.
But like, now you can find you see them naked.
Well, yeah, all of a sudden it's like,
Oh man, I used to love her.
She's not an only fan.
Yeah, she's not an only fan.
There's a bunch of chicks,
But it's a crazy, yeah, all of a sudden she's,
She was thinking, yeah, she's gonna get naked.
She was thinking everybody because they saved her,
Saved her house.
Dude, she made like a hundred grand in a couple months.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen something about that.
Yeah, she's like, thanks for saving it.
But she doesn't get naked.
She mostly fucking hawks her clothing line.
I want to see your butthole if I'm paying for it,
To be honest with you.
Oh, no, well, well,
Well, then you gotta go.
That's not that turd, daughter.
Yeah, right.
I mean, daddy's paying hard money for this.
Sweet, turn her out.
Yeah, spread it.
Don't mess around.
I've seen boobs every now and again.
Look at boobs, whatever I want.
Well, you gotta hook up with a different only fans chick then.
I don't hook up with any of them, man.
I'm not saying, you know, you gotta fucking find a different one.
I always think about these chicks stream some of them for hours on end, man.
Right, right.
Like just imagine just showing your muff on camera for like eight hours.
How much can someone masturbate?
Huh?
Obviously a lot.
Yeah.
I mean, these guys in India.
Yeah, you get a lot of bops.
No, I'm talking to a little pretty lady.
Yeah, I'm talking about the chick.
I'm the only fan thing.
Well, it's a chick.
She covers as many times as she wants.
Or she can fake it.
Yeah.
Tell that dude to fake it.
It's getting tedious.
These young chicks, they see money keep bringing.
Their pussy is getting money on camera.
Yeah, I mean, that thing, you know, they're going to be old.
They're probably put, the smart ones put their shit on a loop.
I had to stand up a bit.
Sorry.
Hey, man.
Had to take a call.
That's a sign of age.
I want to say it was Mark Sewell's birthday.
What is that thing?
Something on your head.
What is it?
Get it.
Trying to do blackface.
Oh, man.
It's a piece of fudge from this fucking.
Oh, yeah.
What are you saying, though?
My headphones are falling apart.
It was a piece of fudge from the headphones.
I want to just point out that Mark's the oldest one here tonight.
Oh, yeah.
Happy belated birthday to Larry.
63 years old.
Doesn't look a day past 62.
Happy birthday.
Yeah, yesterday was my birthday.
What'd you do?
Boys Town backwards on the scooter.
No, I went to Crockham County.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, nice.
And beating up the numbers.
I had my mom on it every one of them.
National Women's Day.
Beatin' the girls up.
Yeah.
That's what they do in Boys Town for Women's Month.
Beat girls up?
Yeah, exactly.
Well, no, the girls, of course, are getting paid for it.
I think they just slap twinks.
I think that's what it is.
You're not a real bitch.
Or you're just little so we can take advantage of it.
Speaking of that.
Speaking of that, did you guys see, I think it was in Thailand where the Thai lady boys
and the Filipino, I don't know what they call the Filipino lady boys.
Oh, man.
They had a big tussle.
Filipino, Filipinos.
Filipino.
They had a turf war.
Yeah, dude, it was crazy.
There was a video of it.
The cops were taking out balls.
The lady boys are trying.
Half of them know fucking kickboxing.
Yeah, I think that's kind of a skill.
But it was funny, they were beating the shit out of each other.
And it's like, wigs are coming off.
Dudes are like, titty pops out.
It's crazy, it's a dude.
Dick pops out.
That wasn't looking for that.
But it's all over turf.
It was a turf war.
Oh, yeah, they have these videos.
That's a valuable turf.
They have these videos of what you call it, like Thailand and stuff where the guy has
a hidden camera and it's like belt or something.
He's just walking around and it's just poom-tang.
Oh, yeah, the whole thing.
As far as I can see, man.
It's been forever.
Oh, yeah, it's not.
Oh, I'll take it.
It's Disneyland for adult men.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you want this done yet?
I'll tell you what, you ask, like you go and ask, you talk to the lady boys, you ask them,
like, so who's your main customers?
Guess what nationality is the main customers?
British.
Yeah, that's one of them.
And no, I guarantee if you think about the other one, you'll get it.
It's not the bobs, is it?
No, think about nasty porn.
Oh, Germans.
Yeah, there you go.
Shizer videos.
Well, I got it.
It didn't take you guys long to figure that out.
I got it.
That was dumb, too.
I had a lot of men hit on me in Germany.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Niels would have loved it.
He would have had a lot of ammo to make fun of me with.
Oh, that's awesome.
They love that shit.
They love the ladies.
Well, those Europeans are free swinging.
There's really a thin line between being a fanok and enjoying life.
Oh.
Very thin line.
Yeah, horrible.
It's like a hair.
Yeah, it's like one short and curly.
I say they're fanok.
The weird thing is, the ladyboy, I don't get the whole, it's like, all right, you like the woman look,
but you want the man ass or something?
Is that what it is?
I don't know.
Ladyboys?
Yeah.
No, they went to Dong, obviously.
Yeah.
I mean, they want to chick with the dick.
God, I remember those old videos, remember the chicks with dicks, number five?
There's a VHS tape.
You remember the chicks with dicks, number five?
Number five.
What was in chick with the dick?
Number five.
I remember it so vividly.
Number seven is swayed by it.
Right.
I remember it.
What about number five?
That was the one I saw.
I wasn't alive.
The only one you saw was just number five.
I saw the jacket for it.
I saw the, you know what I mean?
I was like, what the hell?
It was our great.
Yeah, like the old school porn was the fastest.
It would be like the ads that they would show in the porno mags in the back of the mags.
The two dicks?
All the different, yeah, all the different weird porn you could get to be like, oh my
god, who the fuck buys that?
Eventually you don't.
That's how you just send your information to the government.
They come out of order stuff.
Yeah, they'd say, hey, that was the first government Psyop.
That's porn right there.
That's how the government gets you.
We talk about this all the time.
How porn up is a government Psyop because these guys get all fucked up and they look
up weird shit like, oh, this guy's got a penchant for teenage girls.
And then he goes to a bar and they send in a teenage girl or they do a honeypot with
her.
Oh boy, Larry.
You got a story about this?
I hope she was legal tender.
You know, it's.
Oh boy, let's tread lightly here.
I'm not going to.
You're making it sound crazy.
I wasn't going to say anything.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, after you thought about it, have you consulted your wife?
Should I tell that story?
No, Larry.
Could you imagine like, you know, today they got a picture of everybody.
Nobody buys like back in the day, they'd had to like say, OK, that guy bought barely legal
or something or that guy bought this magazine and it was on magazines.
Yeah, they go to like some store and get a.
A wankin bank.
That's like.
Today it's like.
They log on and it goes directly to who they are.
They're fucking.
Yeah, it's like, wow, you know, imagine how big of a perv you had to be to get cherry delivered
to your house every month.
Yeah, or barely legal.
That's the only way they would give you it because if you went in the store like 711
and say bought it for cash, they didn't have a record.
Yeah, that's how you do it.
If you had a subscription to it.
Good old in the master.
Person of those.
Yeah, I mean, he knows what's going on.
He works for the special one for you.
They turn the rack around.
It's like a lazy suit.
Dog lover.
Hold on.
He's my wife.
And then the weird thing I don't get is hentai.
Like that animation stuff.
Yeah, I don't get that.
Like because what is it?
Japan won't allow, you know, they don't allow the dirty porn.
They blur everything out.
So they had to like.
Cubic care.
No, it's pubic care.
Or an insertion.
Yeah.
So you can't.
So you can't watch them having sex.
So they're having sex, but it's blurred out, which is pretty funny.
It's like one of those like witness protection programs.
They interview the moth.
You know, this guy was kind of being rough with me.
I promise you keep my dick hidden for the rest of my life.
Well, I mean, granted, the thing is only.
There's like three pixels.
It's like censored basically all the porn.
Yeah.
So then they had to come up with an alternative.
So what they did was they made these like animals have sex with women.
Like it'll be like a tentacles and it'll be.
Yeah, but yeah, it was all.
And children too.
Like it's funny.
They just busted one of the.
Because it's not really children.
No, it's just AI.
So that's what's drawn.
No, yeah, this is before.
Yeah, yeah, this is hand drawn.
This is going on.
This is the 70s.
Drawing.
No, not at all.
Okay.
Widely accepted there.
Yeah, very accepted.
But it's funny.
One of the guys a little work around.
So they're fucking.
That's a little work around.
You can skip the system by drawing child.
Nobody called Japanese stupid.
What's worse to draw to view it?
I don't know.
Yeah, that's a connoisseur.
I mean that might be a couple of decades.
It's doing it for money, but he's also the per.
Yeah, it's coming out of his head.
So he's now he's.
You don't want to see my drawing.
It's pretty bad.
Yeah, there's like two stick figures over the big wiener.
Yeah, the other ones like.
My drawing is not by air paint a bill.
The other ones like a Furby with lady,
the lady bit.
Lady parts on a furby.
Stick figure.
Hey, some are.
No, that might sell.
Stick figure.
Trademarked.
Literally needles.
Stick figure.
That's how the parade people.
What's that?
Stick figure.
I want to make flip books.
Stick figure.
You can sell that shit in India.
I think I don't have enough money for that.
I don't have enough money.
These are my friends.
My brother.
Yeah.
The guy pissing.
Right.
Doing.
Yeah.
The flip books are the shit.
They are very funny.
I mean, seriously, you think about that's the first movie.
That paper around the house that my.
I'm sure they had.
You're cranking double cranking double cranking
But the I mean dudes will do porn is just
It's heaven. So you say that all the time. I do say it. Well now it's out of control
Because you're out of control for watching. I say that makes it totally like all
Desensitizes us and makes women look like shit a lot of choked and slap and punch and treating women horrible
So you're not supposed to do that shit
You've had more than seven beers around weekend
Ordering history moments history month. That's when you get rough
Yeah, I wonder I bet you that's you know, there's some cocks out there to get packed on women's international day
Yeah, it's history month. It was one day if I know
I don't think so
Yeah, they probably do
Except for veterans veterans get one day. Yeah, that's that's funny how that works
They did give blacks February
Which is
You want to hear something about getting slapped and beaten like you were saying like yes, I want to hear
But to say the sexy voice and slow you know during
Yeah, that fucking speech he made state of the Union
Did you watch it yeah parts of it
Mary had it like
Rewound DVR so I could watch it when I got home from Crop and everything. I'm like, oh great. She's like this motherfucker
Oh, and it's horrible. It's funny because he was very
He had no emotion
When he talked about like going against Putin or Zee or and shit like that the only time he had
Emotion and anger for like an enemy was when he was talking about
American
It was kind of fucked up. It was like
It was real fucked up about that. Yes
When he was talking about that other leg of ruler
When he missed her mispronounce her name, we're bad. Oh, oh, like a ruler
Yeah, the girl that got no right legal. Yeah, he said he said Lincoln Riley. Yeah
You have
Yeah, and
Yeah, so there was a
And Marjorie Taylor Green was like here's your name
His speed they were saying she should be kicked out because she wore a Trump hat and she was
Put her at the top of a political trophy
Well, our shit should be like Britain never see the parliament and we're not yelling at EP
It's great
But did you see that the one guy that yelled out yeah, the guy that son died
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah arresting our own citizens
Rest was actually Biden's decision
Yeah, well should we arrest him or not?
Here's the deal let him go. They're just shooting themselves in the foot and he's ever run it like
Son who died in Afghanistan
Soldiers, yeah, and his other son committed suicide a year later
Yeah, they were here PTSD really bad and he was very depressed, which is shit
And they don't take care of us. Okay. How many more okay?
So now did you read that we're starting to send a Marine troop to Haiti to help out there?
Special squad
So one country invades another country so they completely demean this country and they keep them away from all this stuff
So how do you how do you give aid to these people?
How many Jews does it take to kill an air drop kill people on an air drop?
Did you hear the story so they were dropping you know, they've been dropping
One of the shoots didn't deploy and it killed like 11 people
We're killing people
I was trying to come up with a joke but I was I was
Coming so fast
Okay, why don't you say that?
Yes, some children got killed
I'm really yelling to their
It's ours
But I did so shout out to those people got the eye cut smashed by a creative
To the families who got smashed they probably divvied up the inner to the box
I mean they were let me tell you you couldn't scrape the meat off those bones probably
They're like ants yeah, which is so funny
United States is such a humanitarian country, right? I mean we are so we're building we're building a dock
They're not build them up. We're building a dock outside Israel so we could stage supplies and then bring them into Gaza
Yeah, even though we funded for a photo. We gave Israel money to just fight Gaza
Yeah, and then we gave Iran six billion dollars and they funded
Whoever we're funding is our enemy. It's just shit. It is the craziest thing when you like
You know he's just Biden's just up there pretending everything's fine. Oh, like how like you have to be heavily sedated to not go
Not go to bed and not what did you hear him talk about?
He's like she was killed by an illegal and a thousands of Americans that are getting killed by illegals
Yeah, and he said by Legals how many Americans get no he said he Legals
I know he said he Legals killed it and he also added in that his son got killed
He said, you know
Even though, you know
Didn't get murdered
Oh, yeah
Like to lose a child
Remember that that they died in the burn pit
Change one day
News well here's Ted here's one thing took over now everybody's waking up to yeah
Drunk they gave Biden I'd like to know what that was because he certainly changed. Oh, they were saying sharp
Cohesive I'm just saying this is what they said
Like I said, I only watched a couple minutes
Oh, he's a lizard person. He has no emotion
Right since they started was just so funny their whole administration whole campaign was phony
Have ever relied on racism and yeah segregation he would say it was so ridiculous over the top
So you know what I mean like he actually
Cue the Supreme Court
judges for
the abortion thing
The joke when he does make it the board is like all the Republicans wanted this border bill, but I vetoed it
Like what are you talking about the board the borders are secure is what he says and you go down there and
It's all so much lies and so it really is like
Telling lies
And if people see my job tweeted along or whatever on truth social or whatever
Platform he used I'm not sure and I didn't see any of that stuff
But he went right along in fact check Biden in real time as
Someone has to you just can't of course the CNN fact checkers that never fact check Biden
fact check Trump's fact
Yeah, that's what the news is the news outlet is either you're either left or right. That's what it is now
It's entertaining. It's worse than TV. It's just entertainment
It's five talking heads for talking three two one saying the same thing over and over on a 24-hour news cycle
And it just brainwashing brainwashing Mary watches a lot of news. Yes
Oh, oh, oh, they she will her she also
I know continually here's how Mary does it she has the news going on in the background while she's reading
Sound going from both things sometimes I'm like, yeah, no, that's not good for you. That really is fucking bothersome
I'm like, how do you do that?
Chaotic when I walk into the room
I
But that's all they're doing is they just bump up the left is saying that whites are bad
Joe the president right now the way he says shit
That's just so like like wrong and enticing it makes people think the wrong thing. Yeah
He's what it doesn't and he what's the majority of people that actually think that that dope has anything
Think that are actually Democrats that believe in the
I think it's more than that
What is it MSM EC with Jen Psaki and the other broads they were talking about Virginia and they were talking about what the main people are like
They're worried about the border. Oh, the world. Oh, guess what? Yeah, I'm from Virginia. That borders West Virginia
We're worried about the border like they're making you crackin jokes about this stuff because they think it's a girl
Just got fucking raped in Georgia
First of all well there are 10 to 15 years rapes and stuff like that every day that they report
They show that these people are getting arrested in the sky arrested the pump
They're throwing them back out to society this fucking dirt that killed
You know Lincoln Riley. Yes
They refer to him as an illegal alien who did or no Biden referred to him as an
Yeah, we talked about that and then Pelosi got mad well not only Pelosi, but they all got really yeah because they're because they're well first of all
What he just did was basically protecting the murderer and and blowing off the
That's what they do in the family the mother they didn't go she she got out there on whatever platform and said
Biden's pathetic and all this stuff
And he doesn't even know if you're gonna say the name at least say the right name
It's got here he's got toilet paper Ashley Bob's mother was arrested the other day is it in front of the cap
Oh
Shit show
For like jaywalking or something there
They got a silence these people
Third world tactic it's not really it's a first world tactic. We're doing it
Yeah, they create like we created it didn't another third well I mean first and now they're doing it first of all
We didn't create anything they created everything without our knowledge
Even never used to be this way because I want to read about a government they never like it before only only this guy's one
It does this dirty shit these tricks no, what are you not interested?
Alex you're never this way come on. They were not they were
Johnson
Yeah, I suppose you're maybe we're not privy to these things
People around the world paper
Americans are so dumb because we still believe the media
People believe the media and they were not nearly as blatant right there today. We're like now. It's in your face
That's what I'm talking about no more cloaking daggers. Yeah, and every other country. They were already on to their media being
Just like we talked about if they do shit right in front of you over and over again
You get accustomed to it and then you lose all your rights and you don't realize this other gone
It's gone and then all of a sudden just like when New York we talked about how they're like New York so bad
It's bad up above the subway. How about you police the streets up there?
Yeah, but we can't because the illegal aliens are doing all most of the crime right now
Do it all of it and you know what?
How come there's an uptick in violence and all this stuff it's like well
How about the 47 million illegal aliens you've leapt into this country because they're saying Rand Paul's like oh
There's 10 to 15 million like bitch. This has been going on since
15 million that they've actually well no doctor for the border patrol
47 million
That's that they've had contact with that's but they don't know where any of them are
That's what's and they're saying that's what they wrote
Port their looks fucked up like the yeah does I don't know
It's angled that yeah, you're able to that way and we're gonna go dark now man
Me like a deer in a headlight doesn't matter
Fix it for the next one. Yeah, that's fine. But uh, so it's like what are we gonna do here?
We're gonna let the UN in to help us out. We're gonna you know, we're gonna go to the way that is good right?
First I get it. I can see right coming after this election. What are we gonna do with 47 million people first of all
We're all these children. No, we got a higher problem
I'll get we are talking millions of children missing
That is a huge problem and nobody wants to talk about that
Oh, oh, you think that he would like they don't acknowledge any of this stuff
Yeah, the better thing to do is they have video of these guys and kids all missing from Lahaina still and well, you know
Listen, man, you what do you want to talk about Maui that it is completely the worst
I'm just saying but we're talking millions. I know there's like two three hundred still missing but that is
There's like the worst government psi-op is Maui
It's like Giuliani on 9-11 put all those fucking put the black walls up
So you couldn't see the World Trade Center or the what he called or inside there when they were still
Because the thermite was still burning
Yeah, there might was still burning and they were uncovering it and people were taking pictures and shit. Oh, yeah
Cut the steel and they have video of them taking it to the docks loading it on a barge and sending it to China
Yeah, or and all we call it China. Well, they want to get rid of that evidence as fast as they can yeah, and they rapidly
Were it was hand-to-mouth with that shit cut it get it out cut it get it out
I mean, they didn't even save it's the amount of truck little more
Yep, a little more. That's good because now it's dead
For what
Yeah, that looks better Larry got an interest rate over there
How about the cool as right here I gotta lift it all up and move everything it's gonna make a lot of noise
Don't don't I will throw that talk about porn I only want to think I will throw up
Oh, oh, there is like don't touch that. Yeah, it's not bottle. Yeah
What's my $30 bottle? He's been doing nosebeams all night
What's happening to see clips man once these people got a lot of theories about this
I don't know so I've been the fucking maid for this for these asshole smoking cigarettes if you guys notice this is the
This was a fourth. Well, I smoke weed
Dumb
European joint yeah, okay, but a fancy for no I'm trying not to smoke
I'm gone zero days without blowing a dude
No, they break this big eclipse happening, but there's all kinds of things supposed to be yeah, that's what they say about everything right
What about about heaven's gate that one Hayley's comic came there's gonna be a spaceship
Something did happen. I'm still waiting for that. Yeah, we know some smart ones that day
That's right. I appreciate people like that. I respect people like that. They all die for a call
They rode that bitch out. Yeah, and you know what hey kudos to you guys right?
You know, you know the shittiest part about that was the guy that gave him the shaft
It didn't drink the fuck Kool-Aid with up. He's so live Apple wait no not Jim Jones, but the guy Marshall Apple
He was the one he didn't drink the Kool-Aid with them. Are you sure I thought he died? I don't know
Yeah, I
Because you'd have been charged with murder
He fucking castrated himself
To prove that he was like those shoes
Those shoes are worth a lot of money
Let me tell you I would
If you tell me that there's a spaceship behind I just be
May have grown to that spaceship we don't know
I mean, they had the personal effects like money
Here's the weird part
The money was gone a couple of people missed
The guy came in
It was only like 78 cents or something
Like and they had like weird personal effects, but like I said, I appreciate a cult leader and a good cult
We have to fact check that he did but that's that's going pretty deep
I mean, he thought the guy was still alive hurting in Boston. I mean between you two you guys are fake news both
That's bullshit that is not bullshit. I'll go back into the archives
Every time after you and Larry tell a story and you're like, oh, yeah, I heard this from somewhere
I don't remember it might not be true
You guys got fake news right in front of me
He got it or he did it
He
I don't they do the Hippocratic oaths I really think goes against
That was a long time ago. Yeah
Sounds like a bad Marvel character. Yeah, he was a German doctor. Yeah, well man, we don't want to get into German doctors
Yeah, those guys, you know what plasticization is
No, they were filling the body where they would cut the bodies fillet them and show their like endocrine system
Or all their veins and they would put plastic into them and they had that bodies remember at the
Oh, that's what it's called. Do you see that exhibit?
It's but you know what a lot of those people were against their not against their will
I thought they donated their bodies, but some of them they found out weren't but those those German doctors were involved in the camps
Dude doing that like the medical that's some crazy
I saw that yeah, I thought it's crazy shit
They had some crazy shit there where they would show like all your not your
What's the other ones your um?
What oh your nerves? Yeah, your nerve system. Oh, they didn't have you slice like a duck
Can't slice her. Oh, you ever see that the one we're cut the bodies cutting
Pages
Holy shit, yeah, you donate your body
Or on my finger
Yeah, you're like I'll don't
Donor they probably just make everyone a donor
He's still alive, but he's a donor
I'm afraid of the right that's what they do and for they have one of those bodies at the fucking museum in Chicago
What do you mean with the slice?
Then you can make yourself a sandwich
Hey, give me the Gabba go
I thought it was
He looks like a like a
Probably killed Chris
Yeah, I know the hospital probably killed Chris. I think so I think he did it himself. No, I think they did it
That seems like a very archaic way to go through to kill a plastic bag over someone's yeah, I mean this is not the mob
You know and in the hospital
Thing man, it's a lot of money for those organs and shit and he was a donor. Yeah, but also his organs were under stress also
After he was dead that it was like they kept him alive on machines pumping
ID to keep them warm until
They had the body parts party. Oh, they farm on as soon as they get it
Well, if you have a rare blood type or I don't know if it's a rare blood type
I think it's a rare blood type. It's a donor. Yeah, yeah
It says boner buddy
Bona not doing
Don't know
I'll find out look into this right now. It's a good thing. No, don't look into it on the pod. Yeah
You're gonna go to deep dive
Hey, it's a criteria state ten o'clock at night on a Friday. It's a good thing your innards are shy
We should have you really we should have you call the state representative right now
Kind of a joke on you. I'll be like, let's see if we can save this guy everything inside
They kind of out deliver starts biting at him
My wolf off off your ass. Yeah, if you don't change this
Yeah, I guess it'll be a joke on you. Do you ever see the story of the nurse that admitted?
She like was switching babies around all the time. Like she said she's probably switched around 100 something babies
Right, I cut messed up. What's up with we get every like every year too. We get a crazy nurse that kills a lot of people
You know the the dealers of death and shit
Right. That's like the that's the female version of a serial killer. Oh, yeah females kill a lot
Of the nurses are there's a famous one like last year where she killed
30 40 a lot of babies some of them kill just babies. Well, think about it. You have to real
You have to kill everybody to make it not look like a murder. Well, yeah, but they start to notice like, huh?
Everybody dies on suzie
She took a vacation
26 and she came
She wasn't doing it on her shift even
She was doing it other people shift like she would come in and be like, oh, I want to see this patient
And then like
That's gotta come up in a drug town. She walked in. She's dead
Like she would say sometimes like the like they had a fentanyl bag and
Something jammed up
He's like, yeah, like shit that could actually happen like she wasn't really doing that or else how about the people that
It's the old fentanyl and put tap water in there
And yeah, there's like nurse there's like nurses which not funny when you say nurses you think of chicks, but there's no dude nurses
Really weird that we never talked about that
Probably usually I don't want to say it. What?
No, usually they're like good looking dudes and
So here's an idea then, right?
I don't know what that means. You're a funook because you can't acknowledge a man is good looking because you're so closeted
Now look at them
That's fucking funny. It's just like the rep you're like the republican representatives of the representatives of nurses
Every nurse every nurse now is like a philippino nurse. They're all philippinos
Oh, there's a massage too. Yeah, I guess you raise up a lot of happy ending massages
If you want a rubbing tug, yeah, yeah, nurses philippinos a lot of them take that
Well, I heard if you know if you're hands, well
So if you go to the hospital go to the philippines, but you're gonna die, but at least
Oh, no, philippines the women know as much as their doctors, but yes
It can't transfer over to be a doctor in the states. So they're all nurses
They're actually they know their shit, right the philippines know their shit. Yes, they do
Yeah, they're everywhere
I don't know about what time we had. It's pretty honorable those philippines
Honorable philippino. I'll tell you what confusing. I like the melamarcos. I like the philippino girl and crab my god. Oh my god, dude
She was fucking
Impeccable
What was it last night? Yeah. Yeah, she really looked fucking amazing. You guys are getting soft
I swear to god when I get back there, we're getting back to violence
Staring at butts and you're not gonna have enough time to stare at butts when I have an hour
We were on the stairs. I can't really stare because it's obvious, but it's almost like she might want you to stare
Okay, you and your gay charles to last night
She had a half cocky fucking thing
Yeah, sitting fucking
Dude, you guys are getting played out by a honeypot you dumb fuck. Yeah, I swear to god
Yeah, she's distracting you from training. I started like scratch or kooch. She's like looked at us
She goes to the bathroom you come out with the toilet seat
Yeah, we both go
I gotta go to the bathroom right after
Fighting for it
Well, no, that's too bad
She's like I clogged the toilet. They're gonna all fix it
There was this little philippino girl
Hostess at the restaurant I used to work at down there and these complaints
Women and girlfriends and boy
Because her ass was too nice
The boyfriend staring at the hostess too much
That's really our problem that we hired a girl that's good looking
Yeah, the girls would be mad that their husbands are going to the gym
Check it out
Yeah, listen here
The girls are like 19 years old too
I mean she
Oh
Well, here's the thing
She didn't wear clothes that weren't revealing
She was hot
Listen, hey, here's hot
Oh, he's calmed down there
With most
Oh, I missed something
If the waitress is too hot
And the guy's fucking soft
And the guy's fucking broad
It's gonna go off on you
That's what happens especially during this one
You know what also the problem is too
Is that we've demasculated men
Just like Fanny Willis won't do
It doesn't happen in my scenario
But it happens in most fucking people
Especially if they're out in a restaurant
Yeah, and then all of a sudden you're hitting on the waitress
Because she looks good
All of a sudden I'm in trouble because the waitress is a good looking girl
The best way I can correlate it to is when
Will Ferrell in old school is like
Are they late?
Are they still caught?
And they're like, looking at her
And he's like, you asked her to tell her
I thought there was our free space
Yeah, I remember
You know, that's how dudes are
And all that's like
Yeah, but, you know
If the waitress is too hot
And you're too nice to him, some broads are fucking crazy
They get real mad
Like some jealous ass bitch
Like, you know
Say, I don't want to say any names
But you're gonna
And the last name any address
No, it's two of my friends that I know
But you know
He's gonna forget that he didn't say their names
We all understand
What is this story going?
They get overly jealous
Even if the girl is in jail
Most of us see them or they're guilty
Or they're guilty
They're out there being a whore
And they fucking think you are too
No, it's not even that
They've done something wrong
They're like, oh, he looked at that girl
Screw him
Because I fucking had sex with
That dude at work
That's what she's thinking
I'll tell you, talk about yourself
Tyrone Biggins
He comes home
He's like, why in the hell is there
Barbecue fingerprints on the light switch
Exactly
Somebody was on his wife and they're
Barbecue paws
I found this 40 of old English under the bed
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah
How come there's a stain on the couch
Where somebody's head usually sits?
It looked like somebody picked up the bedsheet
And wiped their mouth with it
To put the shroud of turran with
Except with wing sauce
That's great
And you know what the funny thing
You know another thing
We might as well just
So isn't it crazy
How they just beat George Floyd
Into our head every day
George Floyd
Who's George Floyd?
Remember George Floyd
Remember George Floyd?
And then
Yeah
You're right, exactly
Imagine if Biden would have said
Jim Floyd
John Floyd
And they would have flipped out
You fucked up
Oh, you got a chitlin
They would have cut
You fucked up her name
Yeah
We just talked about it
Oh, man
Oh, Cooney
He would have better off not saying anything
We just said that
I mean
All I remember
Is George Floyd was a good high school football player
What was he?
That's what they tried to pump
We should make those t-shirts with him holding the gun
To the president lady
Of George Floyd, bitch
But they beat that man's name
Into our head
And then it's like
Something really bad happens to a white
Listen, white people
You deserved it
Okay, what did John Lennon say?
That women are the
White people are the
N-words of the world right now
Women are the N-words of the world
The diggers
The kind of white
Oh, man
White men is the digger of the world
You gotta be, yeah
But it really is, like, weird
I'm not racist or anything
But the way that things are going
We're being treated like right back
I mean, obviously
They have those videos of them hitting with the water cannons
And getting bit by that racist German
Chopper
But here's the thing, I saw them driving around the streets
In
Germany one time
And I'm like, the people in those
Tanks, like things with the water cannons
And I asked Franzi
What the fuck is that?
The water cannons
And she acted like that was a common thing
There's no blacks there, man
It was all white people
I think that those are pretty universal
They're just not used on blacks
I'm just saying you're taking a look
It's a deterrent
It's definitely a deterrent
They use it on everybody
Water doesn't see color
If it's their lucky day, they may get somebody
I would love to control that thing
Just blasting fools
Hippies, especially
That bitch tries to put a flower
In the water cannon
Listen here
I'm gonna hit you with the water
And skim your pits in your food off
I'm gonna skim the pants right off
Shave your legs while we're at it
Oh, yeah, right?
You dirty bitch
Actually, after you fucking hit them with the hose
It might not be bad
Happy women use the international technique
Hit them with the hose
Even an ass on women's money
I don't even know if it's a month
We have to factor this out
And if it's not a month, it's hilarious
I'm sorry, ladies
It's very funny if it's not a month
We already tried to get
The 19th Amendment repealed
But the only thing women really vote for
Is the voice
Or the American Idol
They don't vote for a president
They vote for the wrong guy
Usually
Who's the wrong guy?
The liberal
Whoever is the cutest guy
Or they feel sorry for him
Like my aunt
She said she voted for Biden
And I'm like
What?
You hate her?
Because she felt sorry for him
Sorry for him
And I'm like, you felt sorry for the fucking guy
It's the equivalent of a pity fuck
Except it's a four year pity fuck
It's a four year pity fuck
And we're all getting fucked
We're all getting fucked
Did you see that thing with Hillary talking about
Killery, if you recall her
Talking about
The illegal aliens
And the sexual assaults and this and that
And she's like, it is not based on immigration
It's like, bitch your husband
Has ongoing cases with sexual assaults
And he did it in the Oval Office
And you don't even acknowledge that
Like these people
They sign illegal immigration
But that's their whole game
To die
They have nothing to do
Even though there's facts and paperwork
And everybody
You can easily look this stuff up
And find out
Trump cheated of the election
Oh Trump was
But they were the ones that cheated
They have video of it
They actually have video of it
And they're already starting to get bad ballots
It's really pathetic
They're probably going to do it again too
No, they're not going to be able to do it this time
There is no way
Well no, they're going to do 81 million votes last time
Come out
But now they're trying to all these illegals
They want to count them
For the electoral votes
So they can change the district
The electoral power
Because if people are here in these areas
That's what their goal is
If they can count them
All of a sudden
In Chicago, New York
They get more votes
I might have said this
I've been on tour
In certain places
In other countries in Europe
And I remember Matt
Telling me you got to say
Blaustadt and when we go out there
And I'm like what the fuck does that mean man
And he's like that means a blue state
In Germany
And nobody's really
Out there and I'm like
Hey what's up
We're Team Rocket from Chicago
USA
Man this story is the worst
No one's saying anything really
And I say from
Blaustadt and everyone's like
And I'm like what the fuck
What I never even heard
It was before I even heard of a blue state
Should you be high old
I said what the fuck does that mean
I mean that's how you get on
What the fuck does a blue state mean
And he said
Don't worry about it
It's a good thing he said
And then when we were
One time on tour
In Philadelphia or DC or something
He bought a fucking Obama
Like G.I. Joe doll
Of Barack Obama
Before Obama was president
And then after he was president
He's like oh I bet you that doll's worth a lot of money
I'm like thinking you should
Of that
You can make a diorama of him in a bath house
Yeah
It would be good to have one
They're out there
It was so perfect
Why shouldn't he be the first black president
Dude what a better way
That DVD
I watched
That you gave me
That's open
That's really
Fred Marshall Davis
That's disturbing
It is
It's a low point
Obama was the biggest racist
Towards this country
Even though he did
He did close the borders
He deported
He was the biggest
Proponent of getting rid of illegal
He killed a lot of people
With a drone strike
Excellent at being a two face
He was great at being
Two faced
One half black
He said he closed down
Guantanamo
That was a lie
It's still going on right now
I think he doubled down
These people blatantly lie about the most trivial things
That we can actually find out about
He said
We're closing down Guantanamo
Under his podium
He pressed the double down on water
Barling water
That's what he does
Those pictures
Remember the pictures they had
Of the dudes in the pyramid
They were like shocking them
They had the bags on their heads
They were like posing with them
One military bra was like
Showing a titty to him
They would send a woman
In with the keys
They should stand there
And it would freak them out
They're not supposed to see that shit
They wonder why that 9-11 happened
Dude, I like the old English comedy skit
Where they bring the Muslim guy
To identify the wife's body
They pull the sheet
And he's like
I don't know that woman
He puts the sheet back over her face
Oh my god, it's my wife
They can't look at girls
They're like what's the raping and shit they do
That's not good
When your wife
At home you can see them
Without their cars
They're not even solidifying
It's not part of your religion
Without their rape tent on
I got it while raping
I guess when they're raping them
They'll rip a hole in that little tent thing
That they wear
They'll rip a hole man
They're just making a story
They bring the sheep in
Everybody watches
They're trying to rape and kill
Completely innocent person
I think we should shut this down
I got to say
I want to say thank you everybody
For tuning in
Thank you God
You're right with God
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I'm 79 now
The dog years
Why did you stop?
What are you going to say?
No nothing I guess
I started talking about the Muslims
We're not going to get into a diet
Travel about how you do
It's just time to end
He's turning back
I can't
I'm going to go on my back
You can lay down
I'm putting the microphone
It's not like you're really adding much
20 minutes behind every time
I'm tired I can't
Alright let's shut this down
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