1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 time to get ready for Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 I'm prepared. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Larry and Needles 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Oh there's more? 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Yeah. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Larry and Needles show 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Alright thanks for tuning into the Larry and Needles show. 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I'm Larry. 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 I'm Needles. 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 I'm Kiki. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Hi Kiki. 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Glad to have you. 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Oh did you bring the ball down? 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Nice. 15 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Today's a very special episode because tomorrow's my birthday. 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Is it? 17 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Yeah. 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Oh because it's going to be, alright when it's released. 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 You're a grown man talking about your birthday you fenn hook. 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Calm down. 21 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 It's my birthday. 22 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 You fenn even wants to send me some money? 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 You fenn even wants to send money? 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Yeah for your transition and your AZT. 25 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Whatever it takes. 26 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 You know double threat. 27 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Whatever they want to think. 28 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 What's that? 29 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Whatever they want to send it for. 30 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Yeah that's alright maybe we can come up with something. 31 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Maybe you can. 32 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Sounds like you just did. 33 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Maybe we can come up. 34 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Yeah no maybe we can do it. 35 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 We can auction off and hang out with Larry all day. 36 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Sugar baby surprise. 37 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Oh man. 38 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 We get to pull bongs at eight in the morning. 39 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Six of them at eight in the morning. 40 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Hey I'll bet on that. 41 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Go with Larry to go get coffee for Larry. 42 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 It's fun. 43 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Come back pull some more bongs. 44 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Play with the groucho. 45 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 It's doll. 46 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Making it sound like too much fun. 47 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 It is very fun. 48 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Let me tell you. 49 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 It's a sugar baby surprise man. 50 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 It really is. 51 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Who knows what's going to happen. 52 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 I know you're going to smoke a lot of weed. 53 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 And Larry's going to play in his face like a 54 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,000 undulating his gyro gyrating his hips in your face while he plays. 55 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 It's going to be very uncomfortable. 56 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 That's why he's going to do that. 57 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 That's when he does the Mary. 58 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,000 He's sitting on a chair and he comes up and he plays right in her face. 59 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 And she's like get away creep. 60 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 That's what he is. 61 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 It's a huge creep. 62 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Can I hit that thing Larry? 63 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 No man. 64 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Not after all that. 65 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 I mean listen. 66 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:18,000 I don't think you don't hit in a woman but you can take the shit out of her if you want it. 67 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 That's what I tell you. 68 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 You going to pass that dochi or what? 69 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Settle down Theodore. 70 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 I was reading about that. 71 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:36,000 So they got rid of DEI all the positions in the Florida University. 72 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Are we on an uptick now from people being woke? 73 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Oh yeah. 74 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Wait what is DEI stand for? 75 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Diversity. 76 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Equity and inclusion. 77 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Including everybody but white. 78 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 It's just like the hiring. 79 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 The hiring because of your skin color. 80 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 That's all it is. 81 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:01,000 That's why I'm going to wait until I look like an Iranian in the middle of the summer to go on a job interview. 82 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Why that? 83 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Because I'll be able to cook. 84 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Get benefits. 85 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Don't get a job. 86 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 They're going to give you free money. 87 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Why would you want to work Larry? 88 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 That too. 89 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I'll get both. 90 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 We go to Mexico. 91 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I'll be undocumented. 92 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I'll be able to get the freebies and the job. 93 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 We go down to Mexico, get new social security numbers and then we come back here. 94 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:27,000 If the California bill passes, you get 20% down on your house to buy a house. 95 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Yeah, they're AB what, like 1349 or something. 96 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 If that pass is like how, I don't even know how that's even possible. 97 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 That is sweet. 98 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Maybe it's that Chinese woman that got the illegal Chinese woman to get a... 99 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Oh she's not illegal. 100 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 I'm bored. 101 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 She just doesn't speak English. 102 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Is that what it is? 103 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah, she's legal. 104 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 She is legal. 105 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 But come on. 106 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 She got voted on. 107 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I mean, yeah, she's in the, what do you call it, the election committee. 108 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Yeah, yeah. 109 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:59,000 So you don't see the globalists interjecting this into the election. 110 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Yeah. 111 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,120 I mean, how would you have to be, you have to be just blinders on to not see what's going 112 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,120 on in the situation. 113 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,920 You have to be definitely blind. 114 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:13,160 But the situation is, is that everybody's like, oh my gosh, we hired a Chinese national 115 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,920 to run our, doesn't speak English. 116 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:16,920 Yeah, I mean. 117 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,920 I mean, are you kidding me? 118 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:25,160 So you have to have an interpreter to, to, I mean, to give tasks or to figure stuff 119 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,160 out. 120 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,760 Like, how does that even happen? 121 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,560 Do you think that there's people in China that are just letting Americans come in there 122 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,720 and do all their election bullshits? 123 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,720 No, I don't know. 124 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,720 How did she get voted in? 125 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,220 Like, it's not a public thing. 126 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,220 It's San Francisco. 127 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,220 It's so progressive. 128 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:41,560 Well, I don't think that's even an office that you get voted into. 129 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,360 It sounds like something you get appointed to. 130 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,360 Yeah, election committee. 131 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,160 It doesn't even sound like anyone knows who she was before she showed up. 132 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:53,800 And now she's going to oversee the next election, all the other elections, which, right? 133 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,960 If she can't speak English, I'm guessing she can't read English. 134 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,560 Well, why would you if you can't speak English? 135 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 You know what I mean? 136 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,960 Good guess, sir, Kiki. 137 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,960 So everything has to be translated. 138 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:08,560 So now we're using taxpayer dollars to print out Chinese propaganda. 139 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,560 I mean, you can't write this shit. 140 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,560 Well, you can. 141 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,560 No. 142 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,560 No. 143 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,560 Somebody already wrote this 10 years ago. 144 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,560 You're like, hey, we're going to throw this at the wall and see if it sticks. 145 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,560 Yeah, you're sure. 146 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,560 American people are shills. 147 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,480 I've never seen it, but I've seen shows that this woman was on. 148 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,840 The one from Seinfeld. 149 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,560 She was Veep, I guess. 150 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,560 Oh, yeah. 151 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,560 Julia loves to read. 152 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,320 And they showed like scenes from that. 153 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,960 And then they show Kamala Harris. 154 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:37,280 And it's like, oh, my God, it's exactly the same. 155 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,280 It's like, wow. 156 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,280 Are they kidding? 157 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,280 Are they kidding? 158 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,280 Yeah. 159 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,080 She really can't even form a sentence. 160 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:49,400 It was really remarkable how the rhetoric that she spits out to try to get to a conclusion. 161 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,800 You're like, what? 162 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,000 Is she running circles in your brain? 163 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Yeah. 164 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Yeah. 165 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 The space is great. 166 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 She thinks she's the same. 167 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,800 The devil on that wheel just ran off and he's running wild up there. 168 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,480 They're giving her the opposite of what they're giving Biden. 169 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,000 She's on like dummy pills. 170 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Yeah. 171 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Oh, man. 172 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 She is. 173 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 But you know what? 174 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,720 They hired her for her skin color. 175 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,880 You know, the America they just said. 176 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:14,880 And because she had a vagina. 177 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,880 That's what they want to do for a big mic. 178 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,880 A vixen. 179 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:22,280 Like, they big mic they want to use to try, you know, for compassion and sympathy. 180 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:26,000 And that'll be the first woman in office without a vagina. 181 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 It'll be the first African-American. 182 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 That's how they'll look at it. 183 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 But you don't know. 184 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 We might have surgery. 185 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,800 It'll be the first African-American man with the cock and balls and breast. 186 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,800 Mm-hmm. 187 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,800 They'll be a tranny. 188 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,120 Yeah. 189 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,160 First transgender in the office. 190 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,880 Which, hey, listen, man, we already talked about this. 191 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:45,880 Let your freak flag flow. 192 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:46,880 Yeah. 193 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:51,600 If you want to do, come out and like I said, the climate for the society right now is you 194 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,560 will be totally applauded for this. 195 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,560 You're so brave. 196 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:59,360 I say that's a fucking, well, it's an abomination in God's eyes. 197 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,360 I'll tell you. 198 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,680 Well, I mean, it's more than God's eyes. 199 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:03,680 But, yeah. 200 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:07,840 Whatever floats your boat, man, just don't do it in front of me. 201 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,840 Whatever lifts your skirt. 202 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,840 Uh-huh. 203 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:10,840 It's like, don't float so fast. 204 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,840 Whatever blows wind up your, wait, what? 205 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:13,840 Yeah. 206 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:14,840 Do what you want. 207 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:15,840 But don't. 208 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:21,520 I saw this thing where it showed, OK, people, they wanted to make sure that people were 209 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:26,640 dead so they would do these different things like tests to make sure they died. 210 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,640 Like in 1800s. 211 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,640 OK, medieval times. 212 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,080 Yeah, medieval times. 213 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:36,840 One of the things was actually before the 1800s, actual medieval times, they'd put urine 214 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,840 in the people's mouth figuring if they were just in a coma, they'd be like, ah, get that 215 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:41,840 out of there. 216 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:48,400 And one of the other things is they would blow smoke up their ass with a fucking long tube. 217 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,640 And that's where the fucking phrase, are you blowing smoke up my ass? 218 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,640 But that's wonderful. 219 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,640 This guy's like, hey, I got an idea. 220 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,640 Let's test it. 221 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:59,520 Let's stick this in their ass and let it blow in. 222 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,520 Exactly. 223 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,240 If you're blowing smoke up their ass, they're going to go, all right, dude. 224 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,920 Oh, how about you just hold a flame to their finger? 225 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,640 You don't have to go to the addicts. 226 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,520 This is, this is, I didn't make these rules. 227 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,520 I'm just saying what they did. 228 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,640 Some of the things they did. 229 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:16,880 My buddy was talking about it. 230 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,400 And they did other gross shit, too. 231 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,280 Those are the two things that stick out in my mind. 232 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:25,360 Well, they would do those, they would do that stuff where they would, they would shit on 233 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:31,320 a spike and then you would be held, your arms would be tied up and it'd be right by your 234 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,320 ass. 235 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:37,760 And then you would, you'd get tired and you'd slowly squat down until you die. 236 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,240 Kind of games where they play. 237 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:44,720 Well how about the other thing where they showed the bamboo shoot grow through the fucking 238 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,160 guys body in three days. 239 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,600 Like seven days it was. 240 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,120 I thought it was more like, well, maybe it was seven. 241 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,480 I think it was seven days to kill them. 242 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:58,200 But it was fucking brutal, man, because this thing was not even touching his back when 243 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,200 it starts. 244 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,920 And they tie him down over this little shoot that's this tall, man. 245 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,320 And then the thing grows through his back. 246 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,320 And they would get multiple ones. 247 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,840 Like they would lay them and then get through their legs. 248 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,360 It goes out of the front of his stomach, Kiki. 249 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,560 And it's growing in it. 250 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,720 And because I guess when these things are, our babies are super fucking shy. 251 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,720 Yeah. 252 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,720 They just pierce right through his legs. 253 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:24,800 And multiple through his legs, through his groin, through his neck, through your head. 254 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:29,360 It just grows through slowly, but quickly, but very slowly, when it's going through your 255 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,360 body. 256 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,360 It feels like brutality. 257 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,360 Yeah, we're the person it's growing through. 258 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,360 Yeah. 259 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:41,600 Imagine, you know what, everybody's, Kiki's done a lot worse. 260 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,600 You know what I mean? 261 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 Like we don't have it that bad. 262 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,600 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 263 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:49,400 Dissentery and we call it black plague and all of these things. 264 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,960 It's all fun shit. 265 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,000 We even just get eaten by a tiger. 266 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,800 We were talking about this before too, boys, when they, and now I'm when they would like 267 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:03,680 shit on the end of those sticks and have them in the traps where they would get caught 268 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,680 by these things. 269 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:13,040 And even if the wound from the initial impact didn't kill them, yeah, they're going to die. 270 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,560 So there's a lot of horrible things. 271 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:19,080 They gave fever malaria. 272 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,080 They drug the water. 273 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,080 They do everything. 274 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,080 They get friendly fire than just all the animals. 275 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,240 Yeah, the jungle is not a good place for a human. 276 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,240 Dude, the elephant grass getting cut up like razor blades. 277 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,240 Yeah. 278 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:35,440 And you have to worry about, yeah, snakes. 279 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:41,680 Did they say they bamboo the thing grew to like astronomically tall, like 20 feet tall 280 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,920 in like a week or two weeks or something? 281 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,920 It was really fast. 282 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:45,920 It was the fastest growing. 283 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,920 It was very, very fast. 284 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:52,760 It was a little period of time that I imagine somebody figured that out because they probably 285 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,040 found a dead body where bamboo was growing. 286 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,040 Yeah. 287 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,040 Yeah. 288 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,040 Oh no, they just, it just grew fast. 289 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,040 So they had to think of heinous ways to kill people. 290 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,040 Yeah. 291 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:04,920 But at one point they probably did find a dead guy that fell on top of him. 292 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,920 Yeah. 293 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,920 Yeah. 294 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,920 The thing goes through them. 295 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,440 This is a, dude, it'd have been alive when that happened. 296 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,920 It would have been horrible. 297 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,920 That's a hell of a torture. 298 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,920 Yeah. 299 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:19,120 I think they, I love the, let me show the cutouts of all the tunnels that they had. 300 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,120 Oh yeah. 301 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:24,520 And there would just be, it would be a stick by like a trap door, but you wouldn't be able 302 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,520 to see it. 303 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,520 There'd be a cobra in there. 304 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,520 Yeah. 305 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:32,280 And you crawl past that bitch and that bastard drops on you. 306 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,280 And you're done. 307 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,280 Yeah. 308 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,280 You know? 309 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,800 Or they would fill, or you would crawl into this one point of the tunnel and it'd be a 310 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,520 dead end and they'd flood it. 311 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,520 Yeah. 312 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,520 Oh man. 313 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,520 Brutal. 314 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,520 They're playing Russian roulette. 315 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,520 Yeah. 316 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,520 They were. 317 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:50,760 Hey, we should go and do a tour of that and do a Larry and Needle's episode from the Vietnam 318 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,760 Tunnels. 319 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,760 Yeah. 320 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,760 From the tunnels? 321 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,760 Those tunnels are tough to get into. 322 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,760 Well, don't they have tours? 323 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,760 Yeah, they have tours. 324 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,760 They have tours. 325 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,280 I couldn't squeeze in the tunnel. 326 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,280 Yeah. 327 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,280 They're small. 328 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,280 Oh yeah, dude. 329 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,280 They're small. 330 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,280 Those guys are tiny. 331 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,760 They didn't gouge them out for tourists. 332 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:12,280 No, they weren't thinking that it would generate tourism dollars in 20 years. 333 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,120 Yeah, they went one round eye going down there. 334 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,760 Dude, the traps are crazy. 335 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:22,240 It'd just be like two wheels with spikes on it and you'd walk on and you'd fall in between 336 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,120 it and just spike your ass. 337 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,120 Yeah. 338 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,120 And you had to pay up pits of snakes. 339 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,120 Yeah, right. 340 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,120 Tree shit. 341 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,120 Like crazy stuff. 342 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:35,080 Well, my dad's friend Jimmy would tell us from, and just in now they would make these, 343 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,720 the pits with the bungee sticks with all the sticks down there. 344 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,720 Oh yeah. 345 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,120 Like the ones they would put the shit on. 346 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,120 Oh yeah. 347 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:46,120 So you're walking through and you just fall through some kind of thing that looks like 348 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,120 it's covered. 349 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,120 Yeah. 350 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,120 So are you going to have a walking stick or something? 351 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,120 I don't know. 352 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,120 I thought you had the grunts first. 353 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,120 Yeah, you're going to have a boy walking in front of you. 354 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,120 Hey you, get over here. 355 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,120 I'm sure you're going to go later. 356 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,120 I'm not going to say it. 357 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120 Operation human shield. 358 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:09,560 I mean, the funny thing is, do you think of, how many wars has the United States government 359 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,920 totally blown out of proportion? 360 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,920 All of them. 361 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:18,280 And actually said what's going on is completely different than the narrative that is actually 362 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,280 going on. 363 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,280 All of them. 364 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:24,720 I mean, the whole thing started in Cambodia with troops over there and then all of a sudden 365 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,600 Vietnam because it's communist. 366 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,000 We want to overthrow them. 367 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,280 And the Ho Chi Minh trail and all this crap. 368 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:37,080 And the big thing that was that a body count, everybody wanted a body count on TV every 369 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,080 night. 370 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,080 Oh yeah. 371 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,920 How many of those guys they killed? 372 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,920 I was about to say something really horrible. 373 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920 But yeah. 374 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,920 And also, I had to restrain myself. 375 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:53,720 It was the first time that there was full on media coverage of a war with live nightly 376 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,840 footage on the news and shit. 377 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:04,920 And so that was, you know, propaganda and psyopsis to fuck with the American people. 378 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:12,520 Well, not only that, but also to pull on the heartstrings of the tree huggers and, you know, 379 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,920 it did a lot of different things to a lot of different people. 380 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:20,080 Yeah, they came back from war and they were spit on and they were like subhumans and nobody 381 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,920 realized these people got drafted. 382 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,920 Yeah. 383 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,920 They couldn't. 384 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:24,920 And no choice. 385 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,560 And when the guy hops as you do this, you got to do that. 386 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,000 And if you don't, you're going to jail. 387 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 You're fucking done. 388 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 You're going to Canada. 389 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 You know? 390 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,600 Well, if you can get to Canada, you're going to go to jail more than likely if they already 391 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,600 have your ass. 392 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600 Dodge drafter like Bill Clinton. 393 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,600 Yeah, I was just going to say. 394 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600 A draft dodger. 395 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,600 Not a Dodge drafter. 396 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600 Yeah, draft dodger. 397 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600 You know what I meant. 398 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,600 That's even better. 399 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600 Dodge drafter. 400 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 Yeah, right? 401 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 Like that. 402 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:52,600 Oh, but yeah, good old Billy Clinton starting his lustrous career off. 403 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,600 Swig willing. 404 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600 Swig willing. 405 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,100 That's for sure. 406 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,600 That's sacks loving man. 407 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600 He was knee deep in some. 408 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,600 Oh, he's knee deep in Poon Tang. 409 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,200 That's what he was knee deep in. 410 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,200 But here's the best. 411 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,200 That guy is a sociable appetite for women. 412 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,200 He was a womanizer. 413 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:12,800 As we found out in an episode or two ago that Clinton is actually younger than Trump and 414 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,800 White. 415 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,800 Yeah, I was just like, wow. 416 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,240 25 years ago, I think it was. 417 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,240 He is shot, man. 418 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,240 He looks like shot. 419 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:24,320 Dude, he looks like he looks like a crypt keeper from that fucking TV show. 420 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,800 But now Trump is going to be able to just goes to show that. 421 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,800 No, right now he's still younger. 422 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,200 I know, I told you this. 423 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,200 I know. 424 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,800 That's the part that's blowing my mind. 425 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:39,200 But the part is crazy that also think about how yummy was when he was the president. 426 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,000 Yeah, he was cool. 427 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,800 So 81 year olds are running this. 428 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:47,000 He's only like 25, 30 years older than Monica Lewinsky at the time. 429 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 He's just 50. 430 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I think he was in his 50s. 431 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Yeah, legal. 432 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 He was in his 36. 433 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 What's that? 434 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 To be present, you gotta be 36. 435 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Yeah. 436 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,600 Does Monica Lewinsky have an only fans? 437 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,800 No, she has a new thing going on where she's doing like she's starting a company like for 438 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,800 voting. 439 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,800 They're poor girl. 440 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,800 No, dude, you know what? 441 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,200 Listen, I think she's wonderful. 442 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,200 She's smoking hot now. 443 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,600 But at the same time, this is what you're known for. 444 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,000 What do you mean she's smoking hot now? 445 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,200 She was very, what do you call it? 446 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,200 Young and ambitious. 447 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,600 Yeah, ready to suck. 448 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,000 And when this man of power tells you to do this, the president of the United States 449 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,400 looks like it's like the number one. 450 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,400 So you would do it. 451 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,800 Would you do it? 452 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,600 I think the illusion of having a globe in every classroom. 453 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:33,600 It's more predictive programming like oh, there's a globe in every classroom and a dick 454 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,600 in every mouth. 455 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,200 Everybody loved Slick Willie. 456 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,800 Yeah, he was a people choice. 457 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800 I liked him. 458 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,800 He was a people person. 459 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,800 I thought he was great. 460 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 He'd be out, he'd be playing. 461 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,800 He played on our show. 462 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,800 He was a hall. 463 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,800 Yeah. 464 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,040 When all that shit was happening with Lewinsky, me and my friends would be at work talking, 465 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,200 just laughing about it, thinking it was the funniest fucking thing. 466 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,200 Nobody cared. 467 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,200 The young generation. 468 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,200 Nobody was my young. 469 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,100 And you don't know any better. 470 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,200 And then when you realize that this guy molested a girl in the Oval Office. 471 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,200 Yeah. 472 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,200 Yeah, but how old was she? 473 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200 She was 20. 474 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 Okay, well, that's legal tender. 475 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200 It's not that it's legal tender. 476 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,200 It's just like the power. 477 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200 Yeah, it kind of is. 478 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,200 It's a legal tender. 479 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,200 Of course it took advantage of her. 480 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,200 I think money can't say legal tender. 481 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,200 But I didn't think of their perversion ways of saying the legal tender. 482 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,200 I mean it's one thing, Lazy. 483 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,200 Yeah, I mean, I think money can't say legal tender. 484 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,200 But I didn't think of their perversion ways of saying the legal tender. 485 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,200 I mean it's one thing, Lazy. 486 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:26,200 You know, he's sticking cigars in her and stuff. 487 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,200 Yeah, and then smoking them. 488 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,200 Oh man. 489 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,200 I mean this guy's got a real creeper's ointment. 490 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,200 You gotta get him wet. 491 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200 Yeah. 492 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,200 Well, you'd use your butt to cut it. 493 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200 The butt cut her. 494 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,200 I mean, if I was president, oh man, look out. 495 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,200 If you were president, you'd do the same thing that the Kennedys did. 496 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,200 Yeah. 497 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200 You'd be a womanizing. 498 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200 I mean, if she was allowed. 499 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,200 Yeah. 500 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,200 Everyone's fooling us to go in that lead box. 501 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,200 Yeah. 502 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200 What did you think about that? 503 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:56,200 There's no pictures of Kennedy really colluding with him. 504 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:01,200 Because back then they needed to set up a fucking tripod in a big box and a flag. 505 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,200 People wanted to take pictures. 506 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,200 They wasn't like cameras. 507 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,200 They were really nilly. 508 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,200 They looked like the hidden ones now. 509 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,200 No, but they could still take pictures, so. 510 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,200 But there's really no… 511 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,200 I'm sure there's pictures on top of that one. 512 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,200 There's no evidence. 513 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,200 The only evidence of Kennedy is his Obruder films. 514 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:18,040 Yeah, there's really not that much about it. 515 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,200 Yeah, it knows it. 516 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,240 Did we talk about that? 517 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,800 How about with Marilyn Monroe? 518 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,640 Oh, yeah. 519 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,960 How she went to his party and she was not supposed to go 520 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,680 and she sung the Happy Birthday, Mr. President. 521 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,920 And then that's when she, that's when she was like, 522 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,760 they had to offer. 523 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,600 They have to take her out 524 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,720 because she's getting too big for her britches. 525 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah, yeah, right. 526 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,680 For Marilyn. 527 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,360 Because they said, it was funny, 528 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,200 this guy broke it down. 529 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,260 Well, here's the other thing. 530 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:45,720 They say that Kennedy was like, you know, this is all logic. 531 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:50,720 He's gay and that Jackie, oh, was actually, you know, 532 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:57,360 Jackie, Jackie, you know, was actually his cousin. 533 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,120 And Larry, I mean. 534 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,280 It was just all a front. 535 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,120 It really wasn't a front. 536 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:02,960 It really wasn't a front. 537 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,800 It really wasn't a front. 538 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,480 He was a f-f-fnuck. 539 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,160 He was what, that's, that was the word on the street, man. 540 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,680 He was a puss layer, man. 541 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,520 That's kind of what he said. 542 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,880 That was the image they put up for him 543 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,680 because the truth of the fact was he was a flamer. 544 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,520 He was a rock-hunting kind of fellow. 545 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,320 Yeah, he was a rock type guy. 546 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,080 But I don't think at all, what do you call it? 547 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,080 I don't find that to be true. 548 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080 Yeah, I don't find it. 549 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,120 I don't find it to be alive. 550 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,200 Everybody. 551 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,600 Who do you, do you know anyone that he nailed? 552 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,440 Huh? 553 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,280 Who did he nail? 554 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,440 Yeah, it was Marilyn Monroe. 555 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,280 She's dead. 556 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,120 He can't ask her. 557 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,480 All these women came forward and said that they were. 558 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,520 They said he was Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn. 559 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,320 No, but they had, all these women came forward 560 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,040 and said they had an external affair with him. 561 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,840 All the women loved him, that's for that. 562 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,680 It's all a side out. 563 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,240 He was a boot, what do you mean it's a side out? 564 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,640 All the women loved Liberace too. 565 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,360 Oh, that was a little bit different. 566 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,000 That guy was a flamboyant finook and we all knew he was gay. 567 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,040 Well, this guy could be. 568 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,320 Not like Rock Hudson. 569 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:58,240 He could be flamboyant finook because he was the president. 570 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,080 You think everybody's gay, Larry. 571 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:00,920 Yeah, he'd keep it in the closet. 572 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,680 That is your conspiracy theory. 573 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,520 No. 574 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,360 That everybody's gay. 575 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,640 This is something that I listened to. 576 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,360 Yeah, on what, finook radio? 577 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,720 Yeah. 578 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,560 Finook one. 579 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,400 He's in your mouth. 580 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,960 Finook 102. 581 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,840 You gotta put the receiver in your mouth. 582 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,880 So anyways, that is the fucking story, man. 583 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,640 The guy was a fruit and he fucking covered it up 584 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,720 by making this big fantasy. 585 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,960 I'm glad you talk about our first Irish-American president. 586 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,800 I was just kidding. 587 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,640 Can I say? 588 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,880 I mean, come on, Larry. 589 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,920 Those Catholics, man, they do some evil, weird, twisted shit. 590 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,960 Dude, the Catholics are great. 591 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,040 I don't know what you're talking about. 592 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,320 They don't do anything evil. 593 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,160 The priest. 594 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,320 The priest do it. 595 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,400 Besides the actual church services. 596 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,240 One of our famous episodes, Rectory Damage killed. 597 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,880 We get into the whole child sex abuse scheme. 598 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,720 Oh, man. 599 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,840 But the Catholic church hides behind. 600 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,880 I mean, the Vatican is the most powerful thing in the world. 601 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,720 And corrupt. 602 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,040 Yeah. 603 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,880 I always wanted to, I wanted to get down to the basement 604 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,160 and see what they have in the basement there. 605 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,920 You better fucking bring a string 606 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,160 so you can get your way back out because they fucking. 607 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,000 Don't kill him. 608 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,840 I don't want to see what they have there. 609 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,600 I know, the basement is usually a one-way trip. 610 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,560 It may be worth it. 611 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,320 If they would let me go down there and just take a look 612 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,200 and then kill me, I'd be happy. 613 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,040 You think that? 614 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,200 I'd be totally happy to do that. 615 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,040 It'd be worth it. 616 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:22,880 It'd be worth it. 617 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,200 Oh. 618 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,360 That's going up the world's phone. 619 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,240 So she's getting her phone call. 620 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,480 That's Mary's sister calling her. 621 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,720 We got ramshackle operation. 622 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,720 Shout out to Beth. 623 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,160 It was Beth. 624 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,000 Phone's ringing. 625 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 What's up, Beth? 626 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,960 It happens every one. 627 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,760 You haven't had Ben here when that happened. 628 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,720 Good thing it's not like on a speaker phone. 629 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,600 Oh, God, yeah. 630 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,800 Oh, my husband's such a jitter. 631 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,160 Stupid Larry's in the basement doing his dumb acts. 632 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,360 He went his dumb friends. 633 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,280 He's not even funny. 634 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,040 Your friends are gay. 635 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,080 They're not funny. 636 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,200 I'm jangling. 637 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,120 They think they're funny. 638 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,240 This isn't really funny. 639 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,920 No, you guys aren't that funny. 640 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,960 Truth is a truth. 641 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,960 We talk about how the truth hurts. 642 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,840 How it's easier perpetuate a lie and just keep going down 643 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,680 rather than somebody being like, hey, listen. 644 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,240 I would never perpetuate a lie. 645 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,280 This is not how it is. 646 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,880 I could admit what's actually happening. 647 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,440 Well, it'd come in at face value. 648 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,920 People don't understand it anymore. 649 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,720 You can't talk to people. 650 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,400 We're not worth the face value. 651 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,040 No, we're barely worth a nickel in this joint. 652 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:37,040 Legal tender, but at the same time, that should be your 653 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,760 runaways band name. 654 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,760 Legal tender. 655 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,000 Yeah. 656 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,720 You're just scouring the high schools and the malls. 657 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,840 Actually, people don't hang out at malls. 658 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,680 The ad hall. 659 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,960 You can't even say that anymore. 660 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,920 You gotta go online. 661 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,440 Dude, no, they hang out at the gym now. 662 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,360 I'll tell you what, if you go to the gym 663 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,040 at like from six o'clock to nine o'clock in the morning. 664 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:01,880 No, at nine o'clock. 665 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,320 Okay, wait, let me get a piece of paper. 666 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,440 All the young and really have to write that down. 667 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,440 Dude, the only young and sick people. 668 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,520 I got it already here. 669 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,680 Six o'clock to nine o'clock. 670 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,320 Hang out at the gym between six and nine. 671 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,880 Well, do all the folks sit, like they're all like, 672 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,320 just crowding on the machine and just sit there. 673 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,920 It's like, what is going on here? 674 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,000 It's like, they don't have the malls anymore. 675 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,320 It's like, well, you got to show everybody 676 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,320 you're at the gym. 677 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,760 This is how I get this body. 678 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,000 Oh my God, I don't get it. 679 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,520 I want to see the bulimia. 680 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,240 I want to see puking in the toilet. 681 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,080 That's what I want. 682 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:28,920 Oh man. 683 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,160 You got to hang around in these. 684 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,200 You're fat phobic. 685 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,120 Hey, I'm not phobic of anything. 686 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:36,960 What's that? 687 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,080 I'm not phobic of any of them. 688 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:38,920 I know, we can tell. 689 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,280 Dude, I'm the only one in the sauna. 690 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,000 That's a side effect of easy T. 691 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,160 What do you mean in shorts? 692 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,200 Everyone's naked? 693 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,840 No, I wish. 694 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,960 Oh, that's a co-ed. 695 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,920 Not what's co-ed, but everyone's co-ed. 696 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,600 All the youngers, dude, they got full shoes on, 697 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,960 sweatpants, sweatshirts, jackets. 698 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,440 Are you fucking kidding me? 699 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,280 Dude, this is a sauna. 700 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,840 Get your shits on, dude, what are you doing, bro? 701 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,840 I'm the only one sitting there like short shorts, 702 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,680 and that's it. 703 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,560 Short shorts, you're old nuts are hanging out. 704 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,680 They're lucky, I might have shorts on. 705 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,920 Hey ladies, look at this coin purse. 706 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,560 It's illegal probably to go in there 707 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,040 and fucking command, all right. 708 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,040 I was gonna just wear a towel and go command. 709 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,880 Yes, wear a towel. 710 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,600 And then wreck your meat in there. 711 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,840 But no, it's crazy. 712 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,640 Every girl, they're all co-osed. 713 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,760 Sometimes it's under a towel. 714 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,080 Wait until you get it. 715 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:23,920 You know what I mean? 716 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,560 Wait until someone walks in though 717 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,360 to make them really uncomfortable. 718 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,200 Whatever it is. 719 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,040 Whatever it is. 720 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,720 You get up and you bend over and you drop the towel in. 721 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,040 Oh, it's not the cold though, is it? 722 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:34,880 No, it is. 723 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,440 Pour some water on the racks. 724 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,640 You bend over, right? 725 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,520 Yeah. 726 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,720 Just your toasty nutsack hanging out. 727 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,880 Put your leg up on the table. 728 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,920 Yeah, think about it, it's way better than the pool. 729 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,680 You probably get full meat in there too. 730 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,520 Oh yeah. 731 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,360 You know, you get good girth in the sauna 732 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,240 rather than the pool. 733 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,240 You actually want to be presentable. 734 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,080 Get the blood flowing. 735 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,320 Yeah, you want to show this. 736 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,880 Hey ladies, look at this thing. 737 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,840 The biggest it's going to get today. 738 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,240 Right. 739 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,640 So you come here and influence this thing, the nut. 740 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,440 Yeah, if I could do a couple slaps. 741 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,840 We don't windmills cheer any woman up. 742 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,240 I used to have a girlfriend when she would be bummed out 743 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,000 or angry. 744 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,080 I would do a windmill and she would die 745 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,720 laughing every time. 746 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,480 It always gets a, it always does. 747 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:16,960 It's great. 748 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,560 And then you do slap it on one leg. 749 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,440 Slap it. 750 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,200 I'll tell you what. 751 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,080 How clockwise you got to do that. 752 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,000 That's a tough one. 753 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,960 I'm just going to go one way and get the other way. 754 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,480 I'll tell you what made Mary laugh was when she goes, 755 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,440 hey, what was, what were you telling me 756 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,640 that Needles was eating in the kitchen? 757 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,400 And I said, oh yeah, he was eating one of your breadsticks 758 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,920 and she just busted out laughing. 759 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,040 Yeah, because you're a fucking knucklehead dude. 760 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:42,960 Dude, that was funny. 761 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,720 I made myself laugh. 762 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,160 I made you laugh. 763 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,360 I made Mary laugh. 764 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,560 Yeah, for narcing yourself out. 765 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,800 No, narcing me out, I mean. 766 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,280 Yeah, it's hilarious. 767 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,920 Because they had a breadstick. 768 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,800 And that's the fucking fire. 769 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,360 You're such a sneak thief, dude. 770 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,440 It really is. 771 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,920 How am I a sneak thief? 772 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,760 Because you're a tattletale too. 773 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,200 That all encompasses being a sneak thief. 774 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,240 All encompassing. 775 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,000 You do one thing and you're everything. 776 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,160 Yeah, you said it. 777 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,560 I thought it was fucking hilarious because it was, 778 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,840 you know, no big deal. 779 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,960 It really isn't no harm, no fall, but you just have to tell. 780 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:20,360 Mary, you're eating your breadsticks. 781 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,840 Made her laugh. 782 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,960 That's great. 783 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,400 That is all I care about. 784 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,280 Yeah, that's all you care about. 785 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,920 Why don't you get some new releases in your shoes? 786 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,920 Dude, these shoes are done. 787 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,280 Yeah, I'd say so. 788 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,080 Are you only going to first three holes? 789 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,680 Yeah. 790 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,000 Yep, that's his name in Boys Town. 791 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,320 First three holes. 792 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,840 Three hole airy. 793 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,080 You think I'm going to use them like a bowling ball? 794 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,080 Never gets old. 795 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,040 It really does. 796 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,840 First three holes, that's what it's called. 797 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,160 That wasn't even planned either. 798 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,360 It's like I planned these out. 799 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,000 Like your shoe laces. 800 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,600 I know, it's the worst. 801 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,680 He used to have zip ties and they're like a rapist. 802 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,600 I told that to Sonny last night. 803 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,680 I said, he was talking about kicking someone, you know, 804 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,120 and you use this part of your foot. 805 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:21,480 And I told him we used to put the zip ties in the, 806 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,040 as laces, just one across each hole. 807 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,720 And that was nice and fucking very abrasive. 808 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,920 Punk rock Velcro, that's all it is. 809 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,280 And his face was like, wow. 810 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,320 He thought that was a pretty good idea. 811 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,200 He's 20 years old. 812 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,720 He doesn't know anything else. 813 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,320 He liked that. 814 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:38,960 Think about that. 815 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:43,120 He's only been aware of what 10 years, let's say 10 years old. 816 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,120 Well, he's probably doesn't know anything. 817 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:48,400 You know what I mean, so let's go to 2014. 818 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,120 It's crazy, like he's been indoctrinated by the internet. 819 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:52,600 Yeah. 820 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,640 Even though he is a killer. 821 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,480 But he's been studying this stuff, 822 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,480 but he doesn't really know degenerates. 823 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,040 No, he really never been around people. 824 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,600 We're the first degenerates. 825 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,400 No. 826 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,880 We're like the bad uncles. 827 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,440 Yeah. 828 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,160 Yeah. 829 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,480 Every day he's shaking his head like, oh, what's 830 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,440 going to happen today? 831 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,640 Saying the worst stuff. 832 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,280 Like I love telling them that literally he's a sugar baby 833 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,960 and they all start dying. 834 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,040 He doesn't work or have a job. 835 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,760 He just sponges off his wife. 836 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,080 They don't know what they're like. 837 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,200 They just think they freeze, too. 838 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200 They don't know what to say. 839 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,200 Yeah. 840 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,080 But when Lillian and I signed up, 841 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,480 she thought we were lovers. 842 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,280 She goes in sorry. 843 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,960 So she didn't know how to say it yet. 844 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,840 And I guess it's because of your fucking gay haircut, 845 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,560 needles. 846 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,800 Who are you talking about? 847 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,360 And the girl starts laughing. 848 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,760 She thought it's the energy you give off. 849 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,240 It's not a haircut. 850 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,560 It's a lifestyle, bro. 851 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,240 Oh, Larry was twerking his curls. 852 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,240 No, she literally thought that we were lovers. 853 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,040 Jesus. 854 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,120 And so you're going to put it on your credit card 855 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,000 and they said, yeah, he'll be paying for it. 856 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:57,800 He's a bomb. 857 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,840 Do we give off that vibe that we're gay lovers? 858 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,720 You must. 859 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,200 Well, do it. 860 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,400 No, both of us must. 861 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,520 The younger generation thinks everybody is now. 862 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,160 I know that is funny. 863 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,560 They got to ask because they don't know. 864 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,200 They don't want to offend anybody. 865 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:11,840 That's what it was. 866 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,000 She asked if you were a couple. 867 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,120 She was very uncomfortable. 868 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,880 No, because see the way here's the thing. 869 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,560 She's very uncomfortable. 870 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,040 But now she loves us. 871 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,120 You're paying for it on your credit card. 872 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,120 You're paying for me to. 873 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,280 It was only $25. 874 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280 It wasn't like $1,000. 875 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,080 But still, to her, she doesn't know what's going on yet. 876 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,280 She thought we were gay. 877 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,400 She doesn't realize friends do that stuff. 878 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:29,900 Yeah. 879 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:33,520 But she wanted to see. 880 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,760 Well, we thought she was a fur trader, too. 881 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,040 Yeah, I didn't. 882 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,920 I knew she wasn't. 883 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,080 I said she's not. 884 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,640 I mean, Larry. 885 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,640 I said right away, she's not. 886 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,160 And you said, I think she is. 887 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,560 Well, because she was saying her, because that girl was picking her. 888 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,560 Just because one time some fat girl comes to pick up everything. 889 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,240 And she gives off that vibe. 890 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,920 Well, because she's a karate. 891 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,640 She does give off those like, not metropods, 892 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,120 like bisexual vibe. 893 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,320 It's maybe the fucking fifth degree black belt. 894 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,920 I think there's a lot going on there. 895 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,920 I think there is some sexual tension between our teacher 896 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,200 and Ray. 897 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,040 You think? 898 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:08,680 Yeah. 899 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,480 You don't think? 900 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,280 Hell yeah, I think so. 901 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:11,840 Oh, I found out. 902 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,640 Oh, they do fight all day? 903 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,160 Well, I found out. 904 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,520 Yeah, they're both the same age, too. 905 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,240 Oh, stinky and sweaty. 906 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,320 No, I think she's older than him. 907 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,640 They're both under 21. 908 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,140 Yeah. 909 00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,640 They're both under 21. 910 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,140 Really? 911 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:22,640 Yeah. 912 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,880 Because I found out she was under 21. 913 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,360 Oh, man. 914 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:25,880 I'd love to. 915 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,360 I'd love to. 916 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,920 That puts a whole new light on things. 917 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,840 Put me in an arm bar. 918 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,040 A sexy arm bar? 919 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:31,640 Yeah. 920 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,920 That's what I want. 921 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,440 Oh, man. 922 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,880 Put it in my mouth. 923 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,640 Sonny will fucking kick your ass. 924 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,440 Put me in an arm bar. 925 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,320 Fart out of my hand and let me smell it. 926 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,640 Well, she's cool because she gets us. 927 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,240 Yeah. 928 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,760 But we're not like we're douchebags. 929 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,240 No. 930 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:46,560 No. 931 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,920 Yeah, no, she likes us. 932 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,960 But it's funny, though. 933 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,360 It's just funny because everybody's so serious. 934 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,760 Numbers, man, is so different from us. 935 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,040 Yeah. 936 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,440 Master Nelson is so different from us. 937 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:58,920 Yeah. 938 00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,240 Well, numbers are like 62. 939 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,040 But he's more like us than the numbers, man. 940 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,840 Yeah, but he's also, you know. 941 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,960 Oh, no, did you hear that one day? 942 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,840 You weren't there. 943 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,160 He was talking about Epstein. 944 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,640 Oh, yeah, yeah. 945 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,240 Yeah, no. 946 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,720 Master Nelson was like, I'll tell you, here's 947 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,040 how they killed Epstein. 948 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,160 And he pulled out the garage. 949 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,000 Oh, yeah. 950 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Because, yeah, well, yeah, he pulled out the garage. 951 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,520 And he goes, the coroner said that if he would have hung 952 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,000 himself, it would have been higher up. 953 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,600 It would have been. 954 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,080 Yeah. 955 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,760 He goes, and it was down here. 956 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,400 And it was a real thin bruise. 957 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,240 And he's getting into all these details. 958 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,280 He goes, because they killed Epstein. 959 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,320 You knew he was like, hey, I'm his brother Larry Epstein. 960 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,360 And then he says, and he was a dirtbag, 961 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,680 and he deserved it, too. 962 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,440 He did, definitely. 963 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,080 But the IDF had done it. 964 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,800 And I said, he only probably killed him. 965 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,800 He's like, yeah. 966 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,960 No, the IDF had done it. 967 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:44,760 I was like, oh, yeah. 968 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,480 He burned his cover. 969 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,000 No, he had done with them. 970 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,160 Master Nelson likes us, too. 971 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,240 They would call it. 972 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,080 They used him up and spit him out. 973 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:52,880 Yeah, exactly. 974 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,520 Well, I'm still waiting for that Kelly. 975 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,080 What's her name? 976 00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:01,640 Kelly, not Ripoff, but the hot blonde. 977 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,600 She was on Fox. 978 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,800 She got canned. 979 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,800 Kelly. 980 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,800 I don't know. 981 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,920 I don't know who. 982 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,040 Michelle Kelly or Azzon Kelly? 983 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:11,840 I don't know. 984 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,720 She was talking about how we're going to hear from Epstein. 985 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,400 We actually may hear from him, like he's not dead. 986 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,040 Megan Kelly. 987 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,880 Megan Kelly. 988 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,920 Oh, he's hanging out behind the ice wall with Tupac and Biggie. 989 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,420 Yeah. 990 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:24,240 Yeah. 991 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,200 No, but you know what? 992 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:25,760 Michael Jackson. 993 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,280 Mary will tell you that Epstein is still alive. 994 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,840 Yeah, but what's the point of keeping him alive? 995 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,880 Well, if he wanted to stay alive. 996 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,240 That's another who knows. 997 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,080 He may have got him. 998 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,400 He's already been used up. 999 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,960 I mean, now he could start another island. 1000 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,460 I know. 1001 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,680 He may have got out there now. 1002 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,640 He wants to spill the beans on all these guys 1003 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,560 because they screwed him over. 1004 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,320 Listen, man, it's just like that whole thing with JFK Jr. 1005 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,880 And they're like, he's still alive and he's going to come back. 1006 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,880 Like, no. 1007 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,640 He's definitely still alive. 1008 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,360 Everything is fake. 1009 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,920 Larry, can I hit the bonk, please? 1010 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,040 Yeah, JFK Jr. is still alive. 1011 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,120 Everything is fake. 1012 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,360 It's not what it seems. 1013 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,200 The media puts all this bullshit into our heads. 1014 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,080 And these lemmings believe it. 1015 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,440 There's no inflation. 1016 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,320 Yeah, they do both sides. 1017 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,160 There's no inflation. 1018 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,720 My wife. 1019 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,480 Everything's fine. 1020 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,680 Do you know what I mean? 1021 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,240 What do you call it? 1022 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,680 The border is fine. 1023 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,560 The economy is fine. 1024 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,560 We're not printing so much more money. 1025 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,120 And I spent $6 trillion in my last year as president. 1026 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,160 I'll tell you what's fine. 1027 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,880 My Bitcoin wallet. 1028 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,240 It's doing just fine. 1029 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,400 We were talking about that also, how Bitcoin is. 1030 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,880 Because it's not. 1031 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,080 It's what's that? 1032 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,360 What's that called? 1033 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,280 A fiat. 1034 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,280 Oh, fiat money. 1035 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:30,960 Yeah, fiat money. 1036 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,520 Yeah. 1037 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,480 Fiat currency. 1038 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,400 Yeah, fiat currency. 1039 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,760 Which is what our. 1040 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,760 And it's not controlled by any government. 1041 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,320 Which is what our. 1042 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,040 It's an entity. 1043 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,240 But then on Jones. 1044 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,120 It's decentralized. 1045 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,880 But Jones was saying, what the fuck if the power goes out? 1046 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,000 And you can't get access to all of this stuff. 1047 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,200 If the power goes out, you can't get access to anything anyways. 1048 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,000 It doesn't matter. 1049 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,360 That's why you need cash and guns. 1050 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,920 Bitcoin is the fifth largest currency in the world right now. 1051 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,840 It's taking no way out. 1052 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,520 It's taking no room. 1053 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,520 We have the US dollar. 1054 00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,600 This is cashed. 1055 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,440 The yuan, Chinese yuan, you want whatever you want to cash. 1056 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,440 You want to call it. 1057 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,040 You have the Japanese yen. 1058 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,600 Then you have the European euro and then Bitcoin. 1059 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,680 That's pretty crazy. 1060 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,280 Yeah. 1061 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,400 Well, there's no. 1062 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,280 It's limitless. 1063 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,320 And you can mine it. 1064 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,040 Well, no, it is. 1065 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:18,800 It's limited. 1066 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,960 That's the beauty of it. 1067 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,880 Well, but I mean, it's limitless as in that. 1068 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,440 You know what the real money is? 1069 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,640 You can keep on making it. 1070 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,800 Mining of the gold and the diamonds. 1071 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,160 That's where you really want to do the mining. 1072 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,520 I love the beers. 1073 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,760 I'm all about blood diamonds. 1074 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,960 I want 50 of them. 1075 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,800 I want 50. 1076 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,520 Well, I don't know. 1077 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,560 I refuse any other type of diamond. 1078 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,440 Yeah, exactly. 1079 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,560 I want to see the guy who died getting this mine. 1080 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,400 Every diamond should have a fingerprint stamp of blood 1081 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,120 with the button. 1082 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,960 Or like a video clip so you can see him. 1083 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,160 You hold the diamond up. 1084 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:46,640 Why? 1085 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,680 Is that how it works? 1086 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,960 Each person dies for diamonds. 1087 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,400 That's what I want in my company. 1088 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,640 That's how I think about it. 1089 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,760 I want blood diamonds. 1090 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,440 Some little kid that no sandals on. 1091 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,760 They've screwed him in the head. 1092 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,760 They've been missing an arm because he got landmine or something. 1093 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,240 And they say, get in that hole. 1094 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,000 That's fine. 1095 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:03,920 Your arm's fine. 1096 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,200 And that's where the diamond actually needs something. 1097 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:05,800 Get in that hole. 1098 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,560 Get up. 1099 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,880 And he goes in and digs. 1100 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:09,760 Yeah, that's where it takes you. 1101 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,520 Feel good digger. 1102 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,000 Yeah, you remember that diamond. 1103 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,840 I mean, man, like the whole family's about to dig. 1104 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,340 Get up. 1105 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:16,160 You ain't hurt digger. 1106 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,480 The whole family. 1107 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480 And the kid goes back in there. 1108 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,560 Grandpa was a digger. 1109 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,320 He's a digger. 1110 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,360 Yeah. 1111 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,080 Grandson was a digger. 1112 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:25,720 Dude, you know what? 1113 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,320 That sounds like a fucking shit job. 1114 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,480 Oh, you think Larry? 1115 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:29,980 Yeah. 1116 00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:32,240 What gave you that idea? 1117 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,240 I know. 1118 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,400 How did you come to that? 1119 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,560 They probably can't even keep any of the diamonds, I'm sure. 1120 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,040 So fucking damn. 1121 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,520 They don't give any diamonds. 1122 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:46,280 Did your children get half of what they're getting? 1123 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,160 That's how they pay them. 1124 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:47,560 Yeah. 1125 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,840 They pay them in diamonds. 1126 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,640 They're all rich. 1127 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,140 Yeah. 1128 00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:50,800 They're all rich little kids. 1129 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,600 But they just have to get in there because they're diggers. 1130 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,100 Yeah. 1131 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:53,600 Yeah. 1132 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,280 They're in their blood. 1133 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,000 They retire. 1134 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,560 They retire. 1135 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,680 They retire by like nine. 1136 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,280 Then they become retired diggers. 1137 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,120 They retire by nine years old. 1138 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:02,620 Yeah. 1139 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,520 I don't know about that. 1140 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,960 That's, I mean, that's a digger's dream. 1141 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,840 Well, because they haven't. 1142 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,340 They haven't. 1143 00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:08,040 Yeah. 1144 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,240 Those are the rare diggers. 1145 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,920 Yeah. 1146 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,120 Those are the real hardworking diggers. 1147 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,800 We all know about that. 1148 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,120 And there's not many of them hardworking diggers out there. 1149 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,120 Oh, man. 1150 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:29,360 But they'd stamp approval with their blood on there. 1151 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:29,960 That's crazy. 1152 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,840 That's like their retirement. 1153 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,840 I didn't see the movie Blood Diamonds, but. 1154 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,360 What's that? 1155 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,000 I didn't see the movie Blood Diamonds. 1156 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,720 You didn't see that? 1157 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,360 Oh, man. 1158 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,440 You want to hear a great movie? 1159 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,120 Yeah. 1160 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,480 Oh, man. 1161 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,400 You know what I'm saying? 1162 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,880 So there was this guy. 1163 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,680 OK. 1164 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,360 He worked in the mine. 1165 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,640 And he would eat the diamonds. 1166 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,640 And he shit them. 1167 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,840 And there would be blood on it. 1168 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,120 So it was a blood diamond. 1169 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,160 That's where the term came from. 1170 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,440 But what happened was it would, it would like, 1171 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,000 taking all the nutrients. 1172 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,480 From the blood and the shit. 1173 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,720 I mean, he had, you know what I mean? 1174 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,600 He had sickle cells. 1175 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,320 So it was very crazy, the blood that he was producing. 1176 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,960 It lacked a lot of things, you know, like a work ethic. 1177 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,720 And wanting to stay with your family. 1178 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,200 And not hit the woman. 1179 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,960 But it put a sheet in the dark. 1180 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,960 Yeah. 1181 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,640 But it made his soul glow. 1182 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,840 Let me get that Larry, please. 1183 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,160 So this guy, they couldn't figure out who this, you know, 1184 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,320 the blood diamond guy was. 1185 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,080 But so what happened was they were trying 1186 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,960 to match the DNA from his blood. 1187 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,360 But he was blood with the hippo. 1188 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,160 So yeah, yeah, yeah. 1189 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,000 He had blood. 1190 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,800 Or a monkey blood, I mean, sorry. 1191 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,160 He is interested in banged monkeys. 1192 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,280 He had blood in his stool probably. 1193 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,280 And that's where they found AIDS too. 1194 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,840 Yeah. 1195 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,480 And COVID. 1196 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,760 This guy was just a recipient. 1197 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,760 And his rudder. 1198 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,960 And he was the trifecta. 1199 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,800 I don't think that's what the blood diamond. 1200 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,000 I don't believe you on that. 1201 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000 You don't believe me on that. 1202 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,400 No. 1203 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,680 You got to see this movie. 1204 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,200 Yeah, it is kind of unbelievable. 1205 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,000 But it's not as good as it was. 1206 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,480 I know they send little diggers into the cave 1207 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,680 and fucking put them down fucking mine shafts 1208 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,680 and work them to death. 1209 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,000 But isn't that or is it blood diamonds? 1210 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,200 Because people are getting killed delivering them. 1211 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,160 No, the blood diamonds are the people that are giving their blood 1212 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:37,960 up to mine them. 1213 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,080 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1214 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,440 I mean, that's the way it sounds. 1215 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,160 They're not mining them in like caves or anything. 1216 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,040 This is like out in the open. 1217 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,640 It's an open pit. 1218 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,240 Yeah. 1219 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,080 It's drip mining. 1220 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:51,400 Dude, these diggers just like to hang out right around the pit. 1221 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,160 That makes sense. 1222 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,640 Yeah. 1223 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,480 Yeah, you have the old diggers watching over the younger 1224 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,640 diggers. 1225 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,080 And the old diggers are just cracking jokes. 1226 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,000 Yeah. 1227 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,840 And they're the ones taking all the diamonds. 1228 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,720 I'm sure. 1229 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,200 Those are like the middlemen. 1230 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,960 They're the liaison for the older diggers. 1231 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,360 So it's a dangerous fucking job. 1232 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,800 It sounds like a good job. 1233 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,800 It's not that it's dangerous. 1234 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,680 They just work the shit out of you. 1235 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,280 Yeah. 1236 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,400 There's no rules. 1237 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,760 There's no governing body. 1238 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,280 Nobody cares about your feelings or lunch breaks. 1239 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,440 Get in that hole, digger. 1240 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,720 Right. 1241 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,480 There's no lunch breaks. 1242 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,840 You're going to take a shit digger and go over that hole. 1243 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,600 Over there and not in the diamond hole. 1244 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,880 You take a hole digger and you've got a shit digger. 1245 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,200 Yeah, exactly. 1246 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,600 Then they have to tell the other diggers not to dig where they 1247 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,400 just don't. 1248 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,520 You know, shit. 1249 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,520 They're like, oh, man, this is a real bad digger. 1250 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,640 They probably got a digger shit pit right when they get to work. 1251 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,120 Well, the other thing is, you know, this is where we're 1252 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,600 going to shit today. 1253 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,440 I don't know about that. 1254 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,800 I think they have latrines. 1255 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,440 The diggers in charge. 1256 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,320 It's a sophisticated. 1257 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,960 The head digger in charge. 1258 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,440 He had to dig through the shit after the other digger. 1259 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,440 Make sure you don't endive in it. 1260 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440 Put the blood diamond. 1261 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,160 Exactly. 1262 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,440 Because it's a shit digger. 1263 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,440 Exactly. 1264 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440 They're dedicated. 1265 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,440 Nobody wants that job. 1266 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,640 Dedicated shit diggers. 1267 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,200 That is a fucked up position. 1268 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,720 Yeah, the only thing is the juxtaposition of having to dig 1269 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,720 through diggers. 1270 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,120 That's one of the worst jobs in the whole digging industry. 1271 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,160 Well, that was a whole specialty. 1272 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,480 You think you'd just get a hose and a screen or maybe 1273 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,120 a bunch of stuff on a screen. 1274 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,120 But you know, there's the whole. 1275 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,720 They didn't have all that water to waste. 1276 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,320 No, yeah. 1277 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,320 I mean, the climate is perfect for diggers. 1278 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,640 A little top there, right? 1279 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,640 Yeah. 1280 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,640 A lot of sweaty diggers. 1281 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,680 They didn't wear much clothes. 1282 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,400 You know how shoeless diggers. 1283 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,400 Sounds crazy. 1284 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,400 Yeah. 1285 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,400 I'd like to visit there. 1286 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,400 You would. 1287 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,400 You might need my shit to work. 1288 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,400 Oh, man. 1289 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,400 I'll be a digger. 1290 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,400 Listen here, digger. 1291 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,400 I'll go out. 1292 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,400 Grandfather did. 1293 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,400 Oh, man. 1294 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,400 It sounds like an excellent place. 1295 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,400 No, it's not. 1296 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,400 Actually, it's in the middle. 1297 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,400 This is an afterthought. 1298 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:06,400 It's in digger country. 1299 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,400 You like skin digger. 1300 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,400 Come here. 1301 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,400 Yeah. 1302 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,400 The Milano digger. 1303 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,400 Where'd you come from? 1304 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,400 He just got binocca on. 1305 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,400 Oh, man. 1306 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,400 What's it? 1307 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,400 Zinca? 1308 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,400 What was that called? 1309 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,400 Remember the zinc? 1310 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,400 Yeah. 1311 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,400 They put it on his nose. 1312 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,400 Yeah. 1313 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,400 He's not like underneath his eye. 1314 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,400 Just a swarm of flies. 1315 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,400 Yeah. 1316 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,400 Yeah. 1317 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,400 Yeah. 1318 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,400 Oh, man. 1319 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,400 That's the only thing. 1320 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,400 Oh, man. 1321 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,400 Like, this digger don't work. 1322 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,400 Yeah. 1323 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,400 He's the opposite because he's white. 1324 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,400 He's not as good as the other diggers. 1325 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,400 He's complaining and all. 1326 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,400 He's not as good as the other diggers. 1327 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,400 So hot out. 1328 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,400 Oh, no. 1329 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,400 I like that. 1330 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,400 That's what the umbrella is. 1331 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,400 You know those hats with the umbrella? 1332 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,400 Yeah. 1333 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,400 Well, that's where the term wigger came from because he was a white digger. 1334 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,400 Oh. 1335 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,400 So it was the wigger. 1336 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,400 I see. 1337 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,400 Yeah. 1338 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,400 So that's where I would be a wigger. 1339 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,400 Yeah. 1340 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,400 So, you know, I would be a wigger. 1341 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,400 Yeah. 1342 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,400 So, you know, I would be a wigger. 1343 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,400 Yeah. 1344 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,400 So they probably would allow you to wear whatever hat you want. 1345 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,400 If you had one of those umbrella hats, I'm sure anything goes. 1346 00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,400 The diggers get a worn hat. 1347 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,400 Yeah. 1348 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,400 I know, but if you did have one, I'm sure they don't care since there's no OSHA. 1349 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,400 You have a 10 gallon cowboy hat. 1350 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,400 Exactly. 1351 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,400 The foam one. 1352 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,400 The really, really big one. 1353 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,400 Yeah, the 10 gallon. 1354 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,400 No, the 10 gallon is a regular cowboy hat. 1355 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:10,400 Like the Gumbier. 1356 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,400 Yeah, you know what I mean. 1357 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,400 The gigantic one. 1358 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,400 Yeah, the Gumbier. 1359 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,400 The Gumbier. 1360 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,400 The Gumbier. 1361 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,400 The Gumbier. 1362 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,400 The Gumbier. 1363 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,400 The Gumbier. 1364 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400 The Gumbier. 1365 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,400 The Gumbier. 1366 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,400 The Gumbier. 1367 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,400 The Gumbier. 1368 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,400 The Grand並 well. 1369 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,580 The Grand並 well. 1370 00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:28,160 The Gumbier. 1371 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:38,400 Yeah, you're cut-off shorts. 1372 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,340 The Grand並 well. 1373 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:41,400 The D trays. 1374 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,400 The D trays. 1375 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,200 The D trays. 1376 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,340 The D trays. 1377 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:49,580 The D trays. 1378 00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:51,740 The D trays. 1379 00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:57,740 some kind of little motorbike and deliver messages to the boss and the lord diggers. 1380 00:42:57,740 --> 00:42:59,740 Your hat will blow off though. 1381 00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:03,740 No man, we'll strap it together. 1382 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:07,740 It's just flapping in the wind and they're like, look at this digger. 1383 00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:09,740 Who's this digger's the gear? 1384 00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:13,740 Yeah, who's this digger's the gear? 1385 00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:19,740 Get back to work digger. 1386 00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:21,740 Oh boy. 1387 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,740 Oh shoot. 1388 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:25,740 You have to earn that roll. 1389 00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:31,740 Well, there is one lazy digger. 1390 00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:35,740 Real funny. 1391 00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,740 Crazy digger. 1392 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,740 Crazy digger. 1393 00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:41,740 You want to do your fortune cookie 500? 1394 00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:43,740 Sure. 1395 00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:45,740 I didn't do one last episode. Let Kiki hit the gong. 1396 00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:47,740 Where is the mallet? 1397 00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:51,740 It's underneath it. 1398 00:43:51,740 --> 00:43:53,740 Underneath it. 1399 00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:55,740 Underneath it. That's what that means. 1400 00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:57,740 Underneath it. 1401 00:43:57,740 --> 00:43:59,740 No, you didn't. You looked above it. 1402 00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:01,740 No, I looked underneath it. 1403 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,740 I see it. 1404 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:05,740 I looked in the ceiling. 1405 00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:09,740 Fortune cookie 500. 1406 00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:11,740 He's going to forget where he was like he's all. 1407 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:13,740 Very unimorable. 1408 00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,740 He did actually. 1409 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,740 Fortune cookie 500. 1410 00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:19,740 This is brought to you by the spirit of Pat Terry. 1411 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:21,740 Oh boy, here we go. 1412 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:23,740 You bought a respectful fortune cookie 500. 1413 00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:25,740 Now this one. 1414 00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:27,740 You already read that one. 1415 00:44:27,740 --> 00:44:29,740 Razy digger. 1416 00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:31,740 This one's not even. 1417 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:33,740 This one's kind of dumb because it doesn't have. 1418 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,740 Well then don't read it. 1419 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,740 You talking to play the tape. 1420 00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:39,740 Improvise. 1421 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:41,740 Okay, this thing stinks but I'm going to read it to you. 1422 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,740 You have a deep appreciation of arts and music. 1423 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:45,740 See, that's not a. 1424 00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:47,740 That's what it is. 1425 00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:49,740 You have a deep appreciation for arts. 1426 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:51,740 I don't know about arts though. 1427 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,740 It's just like a guess at the person. 1428 00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:55,740 The partial arts. 1429 00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,740 Okay, the next one will be. 1430 00:44:57,740 --> 00:44:59,740 Your wife do push-ups at a pickle patch. 1431 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,740 That's a fortune. 1432 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,740 My dad said that to someone on the chain. 1433 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:05,740 I remember in the car. 1434 00:45:05,740 --> 00:45:07,740 We were little. 1435 00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:09,740 And we did not know what it meant. 1436 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:11,740 And we didn't know what it meant. 1437 00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:13,740 And then one day I got older. 1438 00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:15,740 He realized. 1439 00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:17,740 And I was like, mate, you know what that meant? 1440 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:19,740 And he's like, what? 1441 00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:21,740 And then I had to explain it to him. 1442 00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:23,740 Your wife says push-ups at a pickle patch. 1443 00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:25,740 Dude, we didn't know what. 1444 00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:27,740 I mean, he just threw the ultimate curve ball. 1445 00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:29,740 We were dumbfounded. 1446 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:31,740 Like, when will we appreciate this? 1447 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:33,740 Yeah. 1448 00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:35,740 It was like. 1449 00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:37,740 Right. 1450 00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:39,740 It was like. 1451 00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:41,740 That's the part that he didn't think was going to happen. 1452 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,740 No, he didn't. 1453 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,740 Well, no, he knew it was going to happen. 1454 00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:47,740 He put it in a way where he won't understand it. 1455 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,740 He was an Asian dude. 1456 00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:51,740 They won't understand until they get older. 1457 00:45:51,740 --> 00:45:53,740 Yeah. 1458 00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:55,740 But they'll remember because of so scared. 1459 00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:57,740 Dude, it is the greatest burn. 1460 00:45:57,740 --> 00:45:59,740 I have said. 1461 00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:01,740 And this is roll window down and yell at a guy. 1462 00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:03,740 So Jay had to roll. 1463 00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:05,740 I had to roll. 1464 00:46:05,740 --> 00:46:07,740 I had to roll. 1465 00:46:07,740 --> 00:46:09,740 I had to roll. 1466 00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:11,740 I had to roll window down. 1467 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:13,740 He was in the middle. 1468 00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:15,740 My fat little arms are rolling. 1469 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,740 The wind. 1470 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:19,740 He's just waiting to come up with a sweet burn. 1471 00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:21,740 That's an Asian guy. 1472 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,740 Back in the 80s. 1473 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,740 He was like, 80s Asian. 1474 00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:27,740 Nice. 1475 00:46:27,740 --> 00:46:29,740 And this dude. 1476 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:31,740 Oh my god, the look on his face when he said it. 1477 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:33,740 Oh, dude. 1478 00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:35,740 He had to stream it over his two kids. 1479 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:37,740 The guy probably didn't know. 1480 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:39,740 I'll never forget it. 1481 00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:41,740 Because it was just so loud. 1482 00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:43,740 Right in your face. 1483 00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:45,740 The guy probably didn't know what he was saying. 1484 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:47,740 Your wife does push out of the window. 1485 00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:49,740 Yeah. 1486 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,740 I'm on a pickle. 1487 00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:53,740 On a pickle patch. 1488 00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:55,740 You have pickles, you would have patches. 1489 00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:57,740 You're really confusing me. 1490 00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:59,740 And they stick straight up. 1491 00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:01,740 Why is she doing push themselves? 1492 00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:03,740 Yeah, wait a minute. 1493 00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:05,740 She's naked. 1494 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,740 What's going on? 1495 00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:09,740 There's a lot to dissect here. 1496 00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:11,740 It's an excellent image. 1497 00:47:11,740 --> 00:47:13,740 I can see a cucumber patch. 1498 00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:15,740 Yeah. 1499 00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:17,740 That's funny. 1500 00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:19,740 It is very funny. 1501 00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:21,740 Oh man. 1502 00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:23,740 Back then, shit man. 1503 00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:25,740 I remember we'd be like little kids and my uncles 1504 00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:27,740 just telling us the dirtiest jokes. 1505 00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:29,740 And then we would go to school and tell them. 1506 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:31,740 And now he's like, 1507 00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:33,740 you can't even do that anymore. 1508 00:47:33,740 --> 00:47:35,740 Like there's no more fun in school. 1509 00:47:35,740 --> 00:47:37,740 You gotta be afraid to get an idea. 1510 00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:39,740 I told you about, we would have 1511 00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:41,740 once a week 1512 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:43,740 in our homeroom teacher 1513 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,740 would be like, okay, yeah, if you could bring in a record. 1514 00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:47,740 We'll have like record day. 1515 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,740 And all these kids would bring in different fucking records. 1516 00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:51,740 Sean Cassidy in some bullshit. 1517 00:47:51,740 --> 00:47:53,740 And I brought in 1518 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:55,740 Richard Pryor. 1519 00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:57,740 That N-word is crazy. 1520 00:47:57,740 --> 00:47:59,740 Thanks for your time. 1521 00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:01,740 And the teacher's like, 1522 00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:03,740 we can't play this. 1523 00:48:03,740 --> 00:48:05,740 And I'm like, why not? 1524 00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:07,740 You let everyone else play. 1525 00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,740 And so then me and my buddy Jeff 1526 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:11,740 and then of course the black kid 1527 00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:13,740 that was in the class with us 1528 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:15,740 Rob McGee. 1529 00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:17,740 Yeah, well we did. 1530 00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:19,740 We said, Richard Pryor joke. 1531 00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,740 So I said, I'll bring in a Richard Pryor record 1532 00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:23,740 for record day. 1533 00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:25,740 And we're all like, yeah. 1534 00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:27,740 And so we're back in the teacher's. 1535 00:48:27,740 --> 00:48:29,740 Yeah, no, they're like, no, no. 1536 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,740 Yeah, I mean, come on. 1537 00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,740 We're not playing this. 1538 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:35,740 Yeah, because if you start a lawsuit 1539 00:48:35,740 --> 00:48:37,740 or people are going to appear, you're going to get pissed. 1540 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:39,740 But it wouldn't have been a lawsuit back then. 1541 00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:41,740 The kids probably would have laughed. 1542 00:48:41,740 --> 00:48:43,740 No, just a bunch of white kids saying N-word. 1543 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:45,740 All of a sudden these kids learning new words. 1544 00:48:45,740 --> 00:48:47,740 Yeah, more than just that. 1545 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:49,740 Yeah, definitely enough for children. 1546 00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:51,740 Yeah, more than just N-word. 1547 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,740 A lot of new words. 1548 00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:55,740 So yeah, the teacher nixed it 1549 00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:57,740 and said, although later 1550 00:48:57,740 --> 00:48:59,740 it was very funny. 1551 00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:01,740 They said, it is a funny album. 1552 00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,740 We can't listen to this. 1553 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:05,740 We can't listen to a comedy through an album. 1554 00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:07,740 It's crazy, right? 1555 00:49:07,740 --> 00:49:09,740 It's so funny. I still got the fucking same album. 1556 00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:11,740 We should hang up in the back. 1557 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,740 Once in my record somewhere. 1558 00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:15,740 Yeah, we should hang that up in the back. 1559 00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:17,740 You have a lot of records over there. 1560 00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:19,740 There's a whole bunch more under there, back there. 1561 00:49:19,740 --> 00:49:21,740 Wow. 1562 00:49:21,740 --> 00:49:23,740 We used to listen to them all the time. 1563 00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:25,740 I used to go upstairs. 1564 00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:27,740 I got more in that other fucking room. 1565 00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:29,740 Holy shit. 1566 00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:31,740 I'd like to build a giant 1567 00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:33,740 shelf and have a library. 1568 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,740 Don't work out. 1569 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:37,740 A separate shelf for that. 1570 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:39,740 That's actually going to be called 1571 00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:41,740 the pickle patch. 1572 00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:43,740 Yeah. 1573 00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:45,740 This is news stories. 1574 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:47,740 That's my fantasy to have my records 1575 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:49,740 so I can get at them all in one fucking room. 1576 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:51,740 So they have them scattered 1577 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,740 all over the fucking house. 1578 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:55,740 Right. 1579 00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:57,740 Hey, what ever happened to the Forge? 1580 00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,740 Did you read The Forge? 1581 00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:01,740 Yeah, I didn't read the second one. 1582 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:03,740 Yeah, with the hack, man. 1583 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,740 We got into the pickle patch 1584 00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:07,740 story. 1585 00:50:07,740 --> 00:50:09,740 Here we go. 1586 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,740 Forza Cookie 500. 1587 00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:13,740 You went away. China win. 1588 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:15,740 China control you. 1589 00:50:15,740 --> 00:50:17,740 You don't know yet. 1590 00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:19,740 Put Tic Tac on to destroy your brain. 1591 00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:21,740 Okay. 1592 00:50:21,740 --> 00:50:23,740 Creative energy is up. 1593 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:25,740 Capitalize on it. 1594 00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,740 God, these are so enthralling. 1595 00:50:29,740 --> 00:50:31,740 This sucks. 1596 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:33,740 We didn't want to cast it there. 1597 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:35,740 Creative energy is up. 1598 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,740 Capitalize on it. 1599 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:39,740 Creative energy is up. 1600 00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:41,740 Capitalize on it. 1601 00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:43,740 I guess you know make money off of it. 1602 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:45,740 I don't think there is really any creative. 1603 00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:47,740 There's nothing creative going on right now. 1604 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,740 It seems like. 1605 00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:51,740 Besides this podcast. 1606 00:50:51,740 --> 00:50:53,740 Well, but 1607 00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:55,740 it seems like everything 1608 00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:57,740 is just done artificially. 1609 00:50:57,740 --> 00:50:59,740 AI, music, 1610 00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:01,740 editing, auto-tuner, 1611 00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:03,740 all that crap. Everything can be manipulated. 1612 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,740 Everybody's getting lazy. 1613 00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:07,740 Nobody wants to be normal anymore. 1614 00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:09,740 Everybody wants to deviate from... 1615 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:11,740 You were a mechanic. You'll hear all the mistakes. 1616 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:13,740 I want a BBL. 1617 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,740 I want a boob job. I want my lips done. 1618 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,740 I don't want to use the DJ's. 1619 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,740 Because this is what TikTok says. 1620 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:21,740 There's a new trend this week. 1621 00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:23,740 That's what I'm going to do. 1622 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,740 American Walker, Rayzy. 1623 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,740 Randa Rayzy. 1624 00:51:27,740 --> 00:51:29,740 That's it. 1625 00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:31,740 That's my UFC name. 1626 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:33,740 Randa Rayzy. 1627 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,740 Yeah Randa Rayzy. 1628 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,740 He's Randa Rayzy. 1629 00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:39,740 Randa Rayzy. 1630 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:41,740 Rayzy Laundy. 1631 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,740 I'll have the only guy that buys regular sunglasses out there. 1632 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:49,800 import them from the only ones that are big enough they're not like what do you 1633 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:56,280 call it little floss little thin little granny glasses like from the 60s that's 1634 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:02,640 all they need the C that's alright they got nothing thicker than a reader 1635 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:09,360 the whole fucking place China let's look at them all you know scared of China 1636 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:19,820 through Japan do we drop two nuclear bombs I do obsess over people we tell 1637 00:52:19,820 --> 00:52:24,780 people witness that we talked about this there was a watch up for sale from 1638 00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:29,780 Hiroshima and it was all burnt out and shit it was like melted it was going for 1639 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:34,980 like 50 grand who the hell's buying the glass I had the cash raise you know if I 1640 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:39,960 had a cash I totally buy that be wearing that motherfucker right now it's just 1641 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:44,360 going to show how our military industrial complex does whatever it wants I 1642 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:50,480 get that watch that watch and put on one of those thick 70s I wouldn't wear it 1643 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:56,520 those thick 70s risk oh the big bands yeah I wouldn't wear it man watch man 1644 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:02,200 that is a reminder of the death clock and probably is radioactive too oh yeah 1645 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,560 it's definitely kept to give I mean you got you can have your watch on with your 1646 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,800 UV light next to it you need more than that 1647 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,080 yeah what do you do with something like that 1648 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:20,920 you gotta put it in a box man yeah like box like they make a there's a case 1649 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,800 that they could put in there but so you get purpose of having a hey in this box 1650 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,440 is a no I'm sure you can figure something out I mean unless you want to die 1651 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,240 really we're all gonna die what's radiation well that's exactly like in it 1652 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:37,520 radiation anymore no I don't know I don't know yeah only has a thousand years 1653 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:43,280 that's been what a hundred years talking thousands of years 1654 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:47,940 radioactive well but that's a watch periodic table you need thousands of 1655 00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:51,920 half-lives just well but the watch I mean who knows how much radiation that 1656 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:57,400 puppy got it was that guy was wearing it yeah well so he got to do when we put 1657 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:02,560 him in the microwave they got my way to so I mean it's got to give off some 1658 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:07,240 sort of radiation we ever talk about the tests like they did out in white sands 1659 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:13,840 when John Wayne his family oh yeah movie out in the Southwest it's very 1660 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:19,360 interesting well they did a lot of testing on our own soil yeah they were 1661 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,520 down like Hollywood was down when filming someone was John Wayne movies well 1662 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:28,840 even when they were testing in the deserts and like Moab and it got in the 1663 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:33,840 jet stream yeah they didn't really go to Russia when Three Mile Island happened 1664 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:39,080 they actually got a good descriptive way of how nuclear particles get into the 1665 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:43,360 jet stream and how far they can travel and they were people were getting sick 1666 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:49,480 in Europe you know I got stuck in that jet stream and it just flow man like our 1667 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:55,000 dude the stuff we do to our own people is egregious and we get it and they get 1668 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,160 away with it I mean come on always thanks to Ronnie Reagan for saying that we 1669 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:06,040 can't sue pharmaceutical companies because because he was in be a 1985 1670 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:10,160 yeah it cuz he was in bed with the farm big pharma yeah it's like which 1671 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:15,320 politics which which president which politician is every listen every frickin 1672 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:20,800 president that we've had is a horrible horrible person starting with George 1673 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:27,000 Washington down and he's black George Washington okay you've seen the AI 1674 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,760 pictures of him right well that's I mean well they would only do they would only 1675 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,200 do African-American anybody you pull us a picture of a Nazi soldier and they 1676 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:41,440 show black fella yeah that's funny yeah that's very and they show a Chinaman to 1677 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,480 what if like yeah you put up like Hunter Biden crack smoker would that guy 1678 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:50,080 because you put crack smoker would they leave him white though just probably 1679 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:58,160 they say we won't show a negative image of a white person 1680 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:05,880 unless it's bad here's the deal AI is fed an initial thing you know woke or not 1681 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,520 yeah the creator you know like the creator that's what they feed it the best 1682 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:14,640 is they had to take that AI off because it got racist in like a week it was like 1683 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:19,760 saying the truth about things 1684 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:27,000 racist AI that would be great that could be our fourth Mike just a racist AI 1685 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,960 get away with it then if they say well like that yeah there's a thing we'd 1686 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:40,320 have to have an AI that someone that programmed it wasn't some woke ass 1687 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:44,680 snowflake that's what he's talked about yeah where do you get that no with the 1688 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:49,880 parameters are you like Musk he can you just created that rock or was it called 1689 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:54,160 yeah shoot I can't remember I forget what it's called but yeah he created like 1690 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:59,200 that yeah it's the anti AI kind of it's the model that they said it is not woke 1691 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:03,320 it's not like they actually fed it good things they didn't say white people are 1692 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:09,280 bad truth those right well no but these are that's manipulated though the AI is 1693 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:15,760 that they these DI companies interjecting to it oh yeah it's told that white 1694 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,720 people are bad the narrative is completely changed that it won't write 1695 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:24,640 anything bad about Joe Biden or any Biden well it's right anything good about 1696 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:29,320 Trump at all no matter what you ask I don't know about that it won't you don't 1697 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:35,520 ever see any debates and like a college campus where all the college kids like 1698 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:39,280 oh no well here look I'm looking it up right now on my phone and they anything 1699 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:44,320 they pop up is fact yeah well to do a bunch of hero he does they're done the 1700 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,640 colleges yeah and the kids are reading an article off of their phone and it's like 1701 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,880 yeah did you even look because now they have to write if the articles been 1702 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:57,200 created by AI so you'll see that when you get stories and our eyes written them 1703 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:02,000 oh pretty crazy dude I was just doing a side job at a teacher that she was 1704 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,720 talking about how they had to basically reprimand a student because now well 1705 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:14,040 they have two students have to download their work now to a program that checks 1706 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,280 it for plagiarism across the country wow yeah but it doesn't work against 1707 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:25,320 Harvard presidents right yeah right that's gay she gets by yeah yeah but then 1708 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:32,400 they figured out this girl really gay yeah she used AI to write the right this 1709 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,760 whole thing and she didn't change it like any words she just used AI word for 1710 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,520 words like yeah so then they came down on her said you know this and that and 1711 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,760 she had to write apology letter and the teacher's like you know just for shits 1712 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:49,520 and giggles I'm gonna see if this was AI generated it was the girls apology 1713 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:53,840 letter was totally crazy so relying on something to write for you like that 1714 00:58:53,840 --> 00:59:00,520 that is all shoot yeah but that's good I mean honestly I'm gonna write my resume 1715 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:05,840 or resume or something or it were about an hour we are I gotta read this already 1716 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:17,320 yeah man yeah it's crazy how AI just it's it's it's it's it's actually pretty 1717 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:23,880 all ignorance it is ignorant starts I know some people using it for work though 1718 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:29,320 for every it saves time even for editing all just crazy stuff look at this hand 1719 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:38,000 little written letter I got handwritten envelope from where you got a pen pal is 1720 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:44,160 this where you're right now I from prison chicks in prison you know what 1721 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:49,240 neighbor I hope this finds you well and safe in these troubled times that we are 1722 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:53,600 enduring that you remain healthy and positive and thought this letters is 1723 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,520 intent is to help find any who have a longing to learn about more what the 1724 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:03,120 Bible has to say about the critical times that we are in living in to Timothy 1725 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:12,040 3 1 oh yeah to Timothy 3 1-5 the JWs the JWs 1726 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:18,840 Joe was witnesses trying to recruit me dude did bring them in the pod 1727 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:32,800 yeah you gotta go around and you know knock on doors and do all that shit I 1728 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,720 don't know about that yeah you do when you're okay I don't know about me doing 1729 01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:43,560 that oh yeah I don't care about what they have to do I'm not going door to door 1730 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:50,520 for young Mormons do that shit well I'm sure the JWs do it too so that's crazy 1731 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,080 pretty crazy they actually wrote like dude you know what the pot has to do you 1732 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:59,480 guys you guys gotta go like get some pen pal kingdom hall wow man they actually 1733 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:07,120 shoot no one saw that you guys have a head you guys got to start writing some 1734 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,200 female prisoners in prison yeah we talked about yeah that's a good thing that 1735 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:15,280 then we got to start getting some conical visits here goes although the Bible 1736 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:19,640 foretold these critical last days it also reveals a very bright and peaceful 1737 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:25,440 future on earth revelation 21 3-4 yeah after how many years of destruction look 1738 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:30,400 the tent of God is my is mankind is about look the tent of God is with mankind 1739 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:35,400 and he will reside with them and they will be his people and God himself will 1740 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:40,080 be with them and he will wipe out every tear from their eye and death will be no 1741 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:45,280 more amen either will mourning or outcry nor pain be anymore that's right no 1742 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:50,080 more blood blood diamond man that's when you go up to 1743 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,080 great movie title 1744 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,080 blood diamond 1745 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,080 is this doing blackface on the phone 1746 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,080 who's my little buddy 1747 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,080 you got a handful of diamonds 1748 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,080 and the midgets you roll with 1749 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,080 yeah 1750 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,080 amen Gary Coleman 1751 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,080 like Gaddafi had women do his is it all 1752 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,080 security he has midgets 1753 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,080 David Lee Roth had midgets 1754 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,080 did he have midgets 1755 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,080 David Lee Roth had midgets 1756 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,080 he had midgets 1757 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,080 yeah for his security 1758 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:34,080 yeah yeah and he even had one midget bodybuilding lady 1759 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,080 there was a midget bodybuilder 1760 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:39,080 I can see that it sounds like that's a oxymoron 1761 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,080 yeah it's fucking crazy 1762 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,080 she was totally jack 1763 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,080 big ass head 1764 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,080 yeah yeah 1765 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,080 monster 1766 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,080 they all had monster heads 1767 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,080 they looked like the Easter Island 1768 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,080 and he thought that was funny to have that 1769 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:57,080 I think that's hilarious don't you 1770 01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,080 it's the funniest thing you could do 1771 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,080 yeah I mean 1772 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,080 he was pretty funny too 1773 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,080 he could find for himself yeah 1774 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,080 so I guess that's why I brought the midgets 1775 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,080 he was employing him 1776 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,080 you know 1777 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,080 but that's just funny he could kick anybody who had them 1778 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,080 he could kick their ass but he's like 1779 01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,080 I got these little guys just for shits and giggles 1780 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,080 dude he was a badass 1781 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,080 it's funny 1782 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,080 it's very funny 1783 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,080 so shout out to the JWs for hitting me up 1784 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,080 yeah 1785 01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,080 at this time it declined your offer 1786 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,080 to join the sector group or cult 1787 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,080 or whatever you want to call it that you're a part of 1788 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,080 he's already belongs to my 1789 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,080 the only person I answer to is God and I don't believe in gatherings 1790 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,080 of people for church 1791 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,080 and you gotta pay them part of your salary 1792 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,080 well no here's the thing man 1793 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,080 they take shackles 1794 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,080 they will take shackles 1795 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,080 a lot of shackles 1796 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,080 but 1797 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,080 gathering for church isn't a bad thing 1798 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,080 it just depends if it's the right church or not 1799 01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,080 and if it's going on 1800 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,080 I don't want to listen to some dude to interpret 1801 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,080 what the Bible says with his own sermon 1802 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,080 why do you think you can interpret it better? 1803 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,080 huh? 1804 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,080 you think you can interpret it better? 1805 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,080 I never said that where did you get that from? 1806 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,080 I'm asking why would you not want to hear it then 1807 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,080 because I don't need to hear his interpretation of what it is 1808 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:15,080 it's in the Bible 1809 01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,080 why did you have to give me a break down? 1810 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,080 yeah exactly 1811 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,080 and then he wait a second 1812 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,080 and then you know what Larry 1813 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,080 and then when they start passing the baskets 1814 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,080 that's when I'm like oh man 1815 01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,080 well how about this man 1816 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,080 they don't even do that at the church I go to 1817 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:27,080 and it's good 1818 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,080 but they still send them money though 1819 01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,080 people do but here's the thing 1820 01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,080 they don't ask for the shackles 1821 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,080 in your face and put you on the spot 1822 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,080 I'll tell you what 1823 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,080 they just hit you up at the door 1824 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,080 because my uncle used to be an altar boy 1825 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,080 and those shackles didn't make it to the church 1826 01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,080 I was an altar boy 1827 01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,080 well my uncle used to 1828 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,080 he had shackles from the basket 1829 01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,080 I don't think I ever robbed from the baskets 1830 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,080 oh my uncle did 1831 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,080 what kind of an altar boy were you? 1832 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,080 what kind of altar boy 1833 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,080 the one that didn't get touched 1834 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,080 that's what kind of altar boy I was 1835 01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,080 and that's a WV 1836 01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,080 because I was a chubby little kid man 1837 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,080 I probably was 1838 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:04,080 you were in the fat boy at that time 1839 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,080 they had needles in the back 1840 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,080 no they didn't 1841 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,080 they didn't have any in the back 1842 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,080 it would be a funny story if they did 1843 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,080 we got no problems telling you how you 1844 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,080 put a little frankincense under my armpits 1845 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,080 he was hearing about pickle farms 1846 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,080 so he ran back there 1847 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,080 he's like you got that pickle 1848 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,080 he's like you got that pickle 1849 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,080 he's like you got that pickle 1850 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,080 so he ran back there 1851 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,080 he's like you got that pickle 1852 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,080 that was before he figured the joke out 1853 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,080 you guys got pickles back here 1854 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,080 they were having their 1855 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,080 shit spicy ones 1856 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,080 I want garlic 1857 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,080 yeah 1858 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,080 oh Jesus 1859 01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,080 oh lordy 1860 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,080 alright man 1861 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,080 I want to say thank you 1862 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,080 to everybody for tuning in 1863 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,080 we'll do a song 1864 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,080 thank you Jesus 1865 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,080 thank you God 1866 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,080 thank you 1867 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,080 my family 1868 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,080 thanks everybody who loves us and listens to us 1869 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,080 we really appreciate it because this is really 1870 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,080 just a shit show 1871 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,080 we just smoke weed and drink and talk on the microphone 1872 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,080 probably implicate ourselves to the furthest extent 1873 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,080 of law 1874 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,080 I want to say sorry to Leonard man 1875 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,080 I didn't hear you 1876 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,080 Larry 1877 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,080 I don't know it's fucking 1878 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,080 I was pounding at the back door 1879 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,080 we were 1880 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,080 doing our thing here 1881 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,080 I didn't let him in because we've been having him 1882 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,080 on as a guest and we don't want to wear 1883 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,080 out our guests but it made me look rude 1884 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,080 and I hate when I get put on the spot 1885 01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,080 this digger was just digging a hole over here 1886 01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,080 hey man 1887 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,080 thank the diamond diggers 1888 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,080 I'm fucking care I gotta say it 1889 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,080 okay thanks 1890 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,080 thanks for getting that out 1891 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,080 that's it 1892 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,080 yeah that's it 1893 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,080 I have to say RIP to a friend I lost this week 1894 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:56,080 yeah 1895 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,080 very 1896 01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,080 close and personal friend 1897 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,080 and I don't want to say this person's name but 1898 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,080 the lord giveth and the lord taketh 1899 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,080 at the most 1900 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,080 unopportune times 1901 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,080 I must have been doing something very unholy 1902 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,080 yeah right it's crazy how shit works 1903 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,080 it really is because you know what 1904 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,080 it doesn't like 1905 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,080 I don't have an unwavering with 1906 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,080 my higher power but at the same time it's like why 1907 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,080 yeah that's what 1908 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,080 honestly those are the times that make you 1909 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,080 question things 1910 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,080 yeah like I don't question my face 1911 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,080 it's just I question why 1912 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,080 and that's the hardest question to ask 1913 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,080 it's like I sound like a five year old 1914 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,080 it is 1915 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,080 why do you do this why do you do that 1916 01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,080 it's hard to understand 1917 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,080 even when you still when you get older 1918 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:44,080 yeah it is man 1919 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,080 I mean it's one of those things you never get 1920 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,080 the way that our culture 1921 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,080 looks at death 1922 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,080 compared to other countries it's pretty 1923 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:54,080 crazy man you don't know why 1924 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,080 you'll never know why it's the way god 1925 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,080 works it no I understand that 1926 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,080 but that's the problem that's why 1927 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,080 it's like why do you do it like this 1928 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,080 why one why 1929 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,080 you know 1930 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,080 watch out 1931 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,080 you got a snow shovel 1932 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,080 I'm gonna bury you 1933 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:20,080 you're gonna take your money 1934 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,080 you're gonna take your life 1935 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,080 you're always saying 1936 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,080 you're gonna take your wife 1937 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,080 have your daughters have your kids 1938 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,080 have your hands on the door 1939 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,080 because here they come 1940 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,080 more more more more more more 1941 01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,080 you're a people idiot 1942 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,080 what is that 1943 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,080 what's on the end of it 1944 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,080 it's just gay dog 1945 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,080 I turn that on 1946 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,080 it's a dagger counter for gayness 1947 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,080 there's a guy that fits on the 1948 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,080 cute and his scale it lights up 1949 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,080 real bright and I walk around 1950 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:56,080 but it's only pointing at him all the time 1951 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,080 so it's just constantly going off 1952 01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,080 it's like peak thread 1953 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,080 because I'm hot 1954 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,080 so it needs a bow 1955 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,080 yeah it does it's a little dead 1956 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,080 you see when you hit the nose 1957 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,080 gay Charles has to take his glasses off 1958 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,080 well I couldn't see the fucking thing 1959 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:14,080 yeah because look at those lenses man 1960 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,080 it's like limo tint 1961 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,080 yeah 1962 01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,080 same way he wears in crabs 1963 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,080 let's take it and stare at dudes 1964 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,080 you know what's funny 1965 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,080 you know what's funny 1966 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,080 here's the best part 1967 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,080 I'm trying not to be a pervert too much 1968 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,080 I already got the sunglasses on 1969 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,080 I don't know how you have to try 1970 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,080 you just can't do it 1971 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,080 so try not to be a creep anymore 1972 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,080 I don't want to say any names 1973 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,080 but you know who's 1974 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,080 sets up right in front of us 1975 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,080 like bending over 1976 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,080 and doing all this crazy flexing around 1977 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,080 well at least I could use avert your gaze 1978 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,080 that's all you have to do is just look the other way 1979 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,080 but no you choose to stare at the other way 1980 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,080 it's kinda hard not to look the other way 1981 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,080 well it's really not if you're a pervert it's not 1982 01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,080 it is 1983 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,080 people that aren't perverts have this problem 1984 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,080 I couldn't stop staring at this chicks ass 1985 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,080 while I'm learning how to fight 1986 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,080 and tired not to just want to glance over 1987 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,080 and see if you're a pervert 1988 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,080 well I mean tired not to want to sniff it 1989 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,080 that's the hard part 1990 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:16,080 we just 1991 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,080 crawl over and just take a break with it 1992 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,080 there was a lot of different angles we were getting 1993 01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:22,080 looks at because there was a lot of 1994 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,080 you know 1995 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,080 a lot of different angles she was doing 1996 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,080 things were going on 1997 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,080 you sound like a prepubescent boy 1998 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,080 things were going on 1999 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,080 in your pants Larry where you did not tingly 2000 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,080 you know there was a lot 2001 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:38,080 of fucking action on the floor 2002 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,080 that's what I'm saying 2003 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,080 I mean this isn't 2004 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:44,080 the Chicago Stock Exchange 2005 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,080 there's not a lot of action on the floor 2006 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,080 it's you and Kiki staring at some ladies ass 2007 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,080 that's all it is it's just complete 2008 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,080 we're the only two other people in the class 2009 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,080 we're stuck 2010 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,080 we're watching your technique 2011 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,080 but you know what though 2012 01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,080 let's not get next to like an equal 2013 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,080 let's stand behind 2014 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,080 well here's the thing we're already doing our thing 2015 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,080 and then you know she comes in lay 2016 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,080 and just right in front of us 2017 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:14,080 yes that's the thing 2018 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,080 you know what total dirt bag mentality 2019 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,080 she's doing it on purpose 2020 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:20,080 so we can stare 2021 01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,080 well the crazy thing is 2022 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:24,080 she could go to another spot 2023 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,080 she really could 2024 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,080 you know what you need to do check the toilet bowls 2025 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,080 because this guy might put a plastic bag in there 2026 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,080 and try to catch her essence 2027 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,080 he just walks out with a bag of urine 2028 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:38,080 right after she goes in 2029 01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,080 she goes in but I gotta go to an imagineer 2030 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,080 you guys have a fridge 2031 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,080 I gotta leave 2032 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,080 writes her name on it 2033 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,080 hot Mexican chick from Crab 2034 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,080 who's getting a marker 2035 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,080 Taco Twin Wars 2036 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,080 she's not Mexican 2037 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,080 oh okay 2038 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,080 you guys are just creeps 2039 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,080 I mean but whatever when I get 2040 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,080 I can't wait to get back in about you 2041 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,080 I didn't say I wanted to 2042 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,080 commit adultery or anything like that 2043 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,080 but you are with your eyes 2044 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:14,080 no I didn't think 2045 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,080 you're committing adultery with your eyes 2046 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,080 I'm just saying it's hard not to look 2047 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,080 I didn't think 2048 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,080 and your loins that are all tingling 2049 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,080 oh whatever 2050 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:26,080 that's your fucking romance novel 2051 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,080 I don't know I can just picture what's going on 2052 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,080 you know you're rubbing your meat on the mat 2053 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,080 you see it right 2054 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,080 like a bad dog 2055 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,080 oh you have 2056 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,080 he's having a dog rubbing his ass on the mat 2057 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:40,080 he rubs his way 2058 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,080 he's an army crumb 2059 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,080 Rary what are you doing 2060 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,080 alright well 2061 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:52,080 are you finished? yeah man 2062 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,080 if anybody's still watching 2063 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,080 you guys are the fucking great 2064 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,080 really are if you're listening 2065 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,080 like follow subscribe tell a friend 2066 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,080 tell a friend of me tell your neighbor 2067 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,080 tell your mom 2068 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,080 yeah please tell your mom 2069 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,080 we're gonna do rape jokes next week 2070 01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,080 okay tell your mom 2071 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,080 especially if you're most dirty 2072 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,080 and then send us our underwear 2073 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,080 only if those are dirty 2074 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,080 if you leave their address 2075 01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:20,080 zip lock bags only 2076 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,080 double pleaded 2077 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,080 we don't want to smash them down 2078 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:26,080 I don't want to air in them 2079 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,080 I don't want them to come all flat 2080 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,080 these are my parameters 2081 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,080 for an underwear 2082 01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,080 we're just giving tips 2083 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,080 thank you for tuning in peace 2084 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,080 I'm Larry 2085 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,080 I'm Kiki 2086 01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:52,080 thank you very much