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Hey everybody welcome to Larry and Needles show I'm Larry I'm Needles. I'm Kiki. Hi Kiki
Glad to have you here buddy. Yeah, I got over your yellow fever. Yeah
I was worrying. Yeah, Tom's when he went to visit Tom's. I spent a couple days at Tom's.
How crazy is it? But it didn't attest, it didn't attest him into Tom's. Well that's yeah. They had to put him in a crate overnight.
He had to lock me in a crate. Yeah, he had to lock with all the dogs.
Which is hilarious. Hey did you read this article about uh,
they called up uh, I was listening to this on Jones.
And how the Red Cross with they're doing blood donations now and they can't distinguish if it was vaccinated or not.
And now these people are getting sick after transfusion and stuff. I heard this.
And they're having these like problems and they refuse to disclose whether it's or mark it. Yeah, they refuse to mark if it's
V or not V. Well, I forgot who actually called the Red Cross and they said they were a doctor and they were asking about you know do you
Do you can distinguish what would you ask if the person's vaccinated or not like we don't but we do ask if they had a side effect from the
Vax and if they did we cannot take their blood. Which but they still there was another section.
Which are kind of work. So they don't even ask them. Well no, there's a section that says also that if you have been
Vaxed then you have to call this other number. Yeah. And then they have to but I'm gonna tell you right now in a time of war people
Really don't care. But this is how they're getting us now. They're putting it. I mean it is crazy the slight of hands that they're doing to us right now.
Give me one of those beers son. Well you know the way to get champagne beers. They said like if you're a person you can actually donate your own blood.
It's stockpilot. Yeah, it's a great idea. Yeah, like all frozen heads and stuff. Or which also gets back to my one fantasy.
Besides the frozen heads my one fantasy about blood doping. I always wanted to try that. Where you take your own blood. You take your blood you take it out and then you build your blood back up and then you
Like one not dead. Shoot your own blood and then you're super jacked up because you're getting extra oxygen. The platelets.
That's what I need to do before I can breathe. That's what Lance Armstrong was doing. He would sit on a bike and they would infuse they would take his blood out. They would infuse it with all this other stuff and then re enter into his body.
Okay. And then they just kept that cycle going. Is that a way to like beat the doping or something. Yeah, that's how they were doing. They couldn't detect it because it was your own blood.
Because it was mixed in with your own blood. Yeah, you got stripped of all those metals. A lot of coaches would do that. They would take the kids take their blood put it in their freezer or however they got to keep it.
And then before the big game they fucking know they don't drink it. They would actually. Yeah, they received it back into them. Yeah.
And so now instead of however many courts five or six it's like a car I guess six what is it six points eight points. Sometimes I might be wrong.
I think it's leaders or courts. But whatever it is. You know, you got an extra one. You know what I mean. I just didn't do it.
It probably is. But they might measure. I don't listen. I don't get it. I don't listen to that Kami metric system stuff. This is America.
Right. I want pints. Yeah, pints. I don't even know. I might be European to whatever.
Now that I think about it. But whatever. Don't come into this country with your max your metric system. But please let all your illegals in there.
Gangman and you know, we know we don't want your damn metric system, but we'll take the worst of the worst.
Let them come in all these people that were all against the people that didn't want to get the facts like oh you guys are un-American. Listen, you can't get jobs. You can't do this. But then they're all let them in.
They need. And they're not getting my kid couldn't go to school unless he got it. I know people who were told that if you don't get it. You.
Chattelac Chattelac had to do that. And they're like if you don't get it, then you can't come back to work. Oh yeah. And then nobody else will take you because we're going to write this on. We're going to.
Permanent file. Permanent record. Yeah. So. Most of our friends they were like this. Okay, fine. Give it to. Yeah. No Lou be there because that's what I want.
I was getting Larry all worked up over there. It's alright. I could take it. Let me hit that please. Um, what do you call it? But it's crazy that though. So I was reading this the article that in the West side and the south side of Chicago.
They the the Black Rock State Street Vanguard just released 15,000 houses. Careful that they were making that they're going to let illegal immigrants move into. And they're going to give them $1,500 a month to pay the rent.
But now they're Brandon Johnson. Okay, you don't need that. Relax dude. In the middle of talking. Oh sorry. So Brandon Johnson is like listen, I can't really for for tell the future. But all I know is that the integration of these people into these neighborhoods that are heavily
predominantly African American. Yes. Excuse me is not going to end well. Almost 100% predicted future. Didn't you? Like it's actually more on right now. Like why would you say that? These people, I mean these areas are rough areas and the only reason that they did it was because
well these houses were usually going for $25, $3,500 a month for rent. And now the state is covering. Yeah, they're going to take over those houses. The brothers are going to come in, take a kick them out and take over the house.
Oh, it's just gonna well what's gonna happen is they're going to try to maybe butt into the drug game. Yeah. So I mean you're in that area. Yeah. So then now you're gonna have some sort of mini race war going on that you started and you can't foresee what's going to happen here. Yeah, right. I mean they're already throwing these people. I mean these areas are
crime ridden. Well, and what are the expects going to happen? And we've also all seen the illegal immigrants saying I'm getting the money that you're supposed to get and you're not getting it. He's telling the blacks at the
town hall meeting. Because you're lazy. And I'm going to get the money. Yeah. Motherfucker. Yeah, you don't want to start. Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, and that's what's going to happen is that these people are all entitled now because we bring them here, which is crazy. I mean, wouldn't it be not? I mean, they're kicking.
Okay, so going into another country feeling entitled like they owe you something. Well, that's what they've been told by these NGOs. I feel frightened and don't want to step out of line because you're not in your own land.
But the problem is they got no fucking respect. The problem is is that as history has proven and to track record of prosecuting these people, they can get away with whatever they want because the ACLU steps in. And then all of a sudden it's racist because you're doing this to a political
prisoner or whatever, whatever how the UN or the or the WHO or how they figure out to label them to get stirred the laws. They don't even try to charge them. And if they need an attorney, they get. Well, look, what happened to that poor girl in Georgia? 22 years old was murdered by this guy.
And then we were talking. I was talking with you guys. Lakin Riley. Yeah, Lakin Riley. And Biden won't say your name. No, it is very disturbing. And the funny thing is also that like they don't show these people like who they are.
Or what? The media withholds this now. Yes. I mean, it is crazy the way that the media has comes. Well, not even protects them how they don't want to admit that they're
They don't want to admit that they're illegal immigrants because then that's admitting that their stuff is back. Well, just like with the people that Kansas City shooting is they're so flipping about just showing this stuff that they didn't show that these kids were
African American. Right. And it took them two weeks to do this. And then I just don't want to say I mean Kyle Rittenhouse immediately as soon as that happened, you knew instantly who this kid was.
Who is that? Ann Coulter was on Bill Maher. And there was a white boy. Well, we don't know that we don't know what race to shooter was. And Ann Coulter is like, well, we know it's not white.
Yeah. If it was and then, you know, the black guy and the black guy was all up like he the black guy started laughing because he knew what was up.
Bill Maher is like, you don't know that you don't know that. Yes, we do. Yes, I do. If history repeats itself, then we're going to see like just like that.
African American gentlemen that killed the two, the two cops and the EMT worker. They did not release who he was for like at least a week. But the problem is, is, OK, so now I tell you or the coalition push the rainbow push or L Sharpton, like doesn't do why would if that was a black person, they would get right behind
it and it would be. Yeah, I would tell Bill Maher. Obviously, then you don't know how the media works, dude, because you don't see how shit has been going down for the last few years.
Well, then you're really used to like Bill Maher. He's he's a he's a political pundit. That's just a douchebag that doesn't he had Roseanne on and she was like, you're M.K.
Ultra and he's like, what's that? Oh, my God, no, what they she's like, are you kidding me? He's got to be playing. Yeah, he's playing. Don't he's not even a journalist. Not anymore.
Like he's no, he's socked. He always socked. He was always he would call him. He would at least call the left out a handful of their bulls. Yeah, but that's I mean he's like he's the Biden's done well.
And it's like, oh, I like news. Somewhat. They don't admit that the border crisis is here. They don't admit that inflation is here. They don't admit that we have a problem with crime.
Every single category that you look at in the last four years has either gone up or gone down like the inflation way up. You know what I mean? Housing way up. Morale of the country way down.
People hate this country. People. They're like, oh, you're a xenophobe if you don't because you say you like America and you're like, what is this even America anymore?
Well, it's still America, brother. It's still America. The America that I live in is not the same America that I live in. You know, communist.
Oh, it's already communist. How about the January 6th guy they just arrested? Just because the journalist. Dude, dead is the first sign of communism right there. Your speech.
What did they do to him? They showed all the video. He went after. After everything was after they closed it all down. He went and after didn't break nothing. He just reported on it.
He was just a reporter, a real journalist, not like Bill Maher who thinks he's a journalist. And he's a schmutz. This fucking guy just reported on January 6th what he saw, what he did and there were pictures he got arrested today.
And that is the first sign of communism and socialism. He wasn't in the building. He wasn't. No, he went in. He did go in, but didn't break nothing, didn't touch nothing.
He was just reporting. Now you're attacking freedom of speech. That is the first thing we have to worry about. They have been attacking freedom of speech. Right now in the world we live in, every single thing we say, everybody weighs their words.
They're afraid that they're going to hurt someone's feelings. Someone's going to be offended. But it's not even that. Dude, they arrested an American citizen for reporting on it. It's way more than that, Larry.
No, I understand. It is astronomical what that means to this country. The government, the FBI too, can come in and are watching you and you're just reporting what, because the government doesn't want you to believe what you see, hear, feel, smell, taste, anything.
It wants to totally throw you a different narrative. Look at Owen Schreuer. They arrested him and he was in solitary confinement.
He was saying just the election was rigged, that it was fake. That's all he said. And they came after, I mean, the problem is, Obama set this all off, technically.
Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Get in the first week of the Patriot Act and all these freedoms that we have lost because, and they slowly hide them in these bills.
The Patriot Act was going on before Obama. That was Bush. No, I'm just saying with the Patriot Act, I know, I understand. That was 9-11. Yeah, but I'm just saying with the Patriot Act and then Snowden comes along and just like Assange, these people that are given platforms to speak the truth can't speak the truth.
Isn't it crazy? It's the truth that the government doesn't want to hear. Well, because it's the truth hurts more than anything. You know what I mean? You can't, you can't, you can't, like, sway the narrative if people know the truth.
And that's the problem. Nobody wants to know the truth. And you can never cover a lie with the truth. You can only cover a lie with another lie.
Yeah, and that's when they start getting out of control. So that's when they're like, oh, you know what, we're just gonna, we're gonna do Operation Northwoods and like we're gonna bomb our own citizens and we're gonna do terrorist attacks and blame it on Cuba.
Well, we'll eventually find out what this operation was called.
We'll be dead. You know what I mean? Because we're not even gonna find about 9-11 yet. I mean, we're just slowly starting to find things out about the Gulf of Tonkin and all these other dossiers that are coming out.
It's great. Like I said, the one with the ultra low frequency, like it's the stuff that we're doing is like you can't even fathom it.
Yeah. Well, that was the ultra low frequencies. That was the stuff they put in that film that was about the last days, the one that Obama had something to do with.
Yeah, I remember I was telling you that the extra tracks.
Was there a race war in it? I didn't watch it. I think it's about race war. The power goes out and it turns into a race war.
Probably. Maybe in the big cities, I think it was. But even like a lot of that stuff, I don't know if it's possible to really happen.
But he had that low frequency weapon on a track going at the same time.
Yeah, just like Havana. I don't know if it was meant for its cooking, brother. I don't know if it was meant for headaches or what effect it was supposed to have.
It can do anything. It can do anything. It can make you sick. It can make you cry. It can make you have different emotions.
They just have to find your decibel.
You know, and they test the shit out of that stuff. For some reason, you know, the guy that...
I was just talking about with the Taliban when they were what he called surrendering in droves because they were using that...
The dossier that I just read about the government using it in Iraq and Afghanistan.
That's perfect testing.
Oh, that's what they said. They would line these... Larry, can I get a lighter, please?
They would line these huge speakers up and they would do these enclosures and they would just blast them and they'd be like 10 wide.
And they would just be practicing, literally using weaponry that has never been tested and they're getting to test it.
That's why it's so funny that...
I'm sorry, I love getting into these walls.
Oh, look at Northrop and who else, Larry? Boeing and...
Rocky Martin.
Yeah, these are other companies that... That's what they make these weapons for. They salivate when wartime comes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, like Mr. Burns.
Yeah, totally.
I'll tell you what, even now all these big cargo ships that go past like Somalian stuff, they have...
They don't have those weapons but they have the loudspeakers that they just...
Aim it.
Yeah, aim it. The boats as they're coming and they get high...
You're watching those videos, the horror...
It is crazy.
Wee wee wee wee wee wee.
Yeah, yeah.
The high pitch.
Well, they either use high pitch or low pitch, which is...
Well, I don't...
They did it wayco.
The cargo ships that they get the high pitch...
Yeah, well, like what they did at Wayco, remember? They were blasting like Metallica? They were blasting music.
Dude, the stuff we do to our own citizens is crazy.
Yeah, those people from Wayco are wonderful.
They had a bunch of machine guns, man.
Ah.
You know, you can't have machine guns in Texas.
Yeah.
Or manufacture them.
Yeah, I forget what you...
They said manufacturing of them, basically.
But the guy said that...
I don't think they were manufacturing.
No, that was the lie, to get in there because they didn't want...
Because they were by themselves.
They were having a good time.
But also, they were saying there was some pedophilia going on.
With two noses.
Which, I mean, another...
The government could just throw them dead at anything.
Caress was no angel.
What's that?
Caress was not an angel.
No, I never said that.
But at the same time, he stood up for himself and did what he did.
And the videos of that shit is crazy.
So, Caress...
They just took the whole place on fire with people in it.
That was like, yeah, that was like old school.
Like, all right, let's just...
They just attacked these motherfuckers.
They threw the grenades through.
That guy got shot on the roof.
Yeah, there was a lot of people...
They had these fireballs that they shot in.
First, they put in this powder that was highly flammable, that went everywhere.
That's always done well in the house, right?
What's that movie with John Goodman?
John Goodman.
Yeah, he's...
It was kind of like a similar kind of wake-up thing where these guys have a church.
They lure kids in to like bang this older bra and then they capture them, put them in the cage.
And then they bring them to church.
They're like, these are our sinners.
They're going to be punished and then they hang them on the cross.
It was written by the guys that wrote clerks.
Sounds like one hell of a church.
Oh, okay.
Kevin Smith?
Yeah.
It was kind of like a horror movie.
It was pretty wild.
It was a good flick.
Damn.
Check that out.
But yeah, it's kind of similar to how that stuff goes.
Sounds horrible.
And then the feds come in and...
So they do the same thing they did in Waco.
Like, it's to be rich.
Like, just American people.
But they don't burn them down because they got to save the kids in the cages.
Well, I think one of those kids was escaping and they shot him anyways.
They thought he was a bad guy.
They thought he was a bad guy?
Yeah, they thought he was a bad guy.
Nice.
That's very funny.
That's called friendly fire.
Yeah.
Well, you just don't go running at the cops.
Hey, man.
They don't know what's going on.
That's what's tough.
Oh, yeah.
Here, do you want to hear?
I got a good story about that.
Who?
Porn out.
Hey, what quick reminder to everybody.
Make sure you pay your taxes.
Migrants are counting on you.
Everybody's counting on you.
It used to be people on a welfare county on here.
Now it's just giving this stuff away.
Um, damn, what do you call it?
Shoot.
Yeah, porn through your.
Do not.
Guy.
I'm talking about the shelters.
Oh, so Chicago sees no shootings Wednesday, seventh day with no shootings.
Come on.
This is from ABC News.
Seventh day in a row or seventh day this year.
I mean, come on.
Yeah.
You know how nice out it was?
What happens when it gets nice out?
And it's.
Yeah.
Look at you could be a cop Larry.
You know what I mean?
People are outside.
You're going to tell me that no person was shot in January 1st.
Yeah.
It was the last time there was about only six other days without any shootings.
I don't think they're reporting that.
Yeah, I bet big money.
Okay.
You're going to tell me that there wasn't not.
Okay.
Not even a murder, just a shooting.
Yeah.
I mean, we are the highest murder rate in Illinois or in the world, in the
country.
And you're going to tell me that I mean, I heard a gunshot before I came in the house.
Yeah.
You walked in and you said, I think I heard a gunshot.
You have two gunshots.
Yeah.
I mean, there's 14,740 three non fatal shootings in one year.
And you're going to tell me where was the day without it.
And you know what the funny thing is they reintroduced that shot spotter.
You know what that is?
Yeah.
It's a controversial thing where.
Yeah.
They closed it down for a minute.
Yeah.
Because it's not the contract.
It's a percussion thing that tells them where.
Well, the shots are coming or it's sometimes it'll predict it.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, there was a shooting over here.
So, you know what I mean?
So it's all AI stuff.
But it'll triangulate between a couple of them.
Well, AI.
Yeah.
Or the or it's going to say, okay, so if it started here, it might move into this
vicinity.
You know what I mean?
Like it might move over.
So.
But the AI.
Yeah.
So that's what the that's what the IDF was using the bomb Gaza.
Because then the eye is remarkably remarkably effective and accurate.
But the thing is, is now you lose all human account.
Like, oh, AI did.
I didn't do it.
You know what I mean?
So isn't it like people talk to AI?
That's like, you're not.
Morals.
You know what I mean?
Like people are evil.
They'll be grabbing.
It's the same thing.
Like drones, you know, you're taking the pilot out of the actual plane.
So it's like, he's in he's sitting around his couch in Arizona.
And so it feels like he's playing a video game, not killing people.
He's just getting ready to bomb a wedding for one guy and kill 400 people.
Well, you got cracks and megs to make an offer.
Obama killed so many of us and minus bystanders.
Yeah.
Also, I mean, bystander bath house, Barry.
Well, I mean, you couldn't wait at another time to get them.
You had to do it with civilians in there and children.
Like that's a real sadistic thing to do.
You know, that's the most fun.
Children are about to come back for revenge.
Yeah.
That is one way to do that.
They're going to hold.
That's how you start a jihad.
Yeah.
Right.
Blame it on the Americans because we're the scapegoat.
Yeah, man.
Isn't it funny that every video game when I was a kid, the Russians were the enemy.
You know what I mean?
Like every single thing, even now I'm playing a game with my kid where the Russians are
the enemy and it's like predictive programming.
Oh, like it's totally like made us to hate programming.
That is that is straight up brainwashing.
Yeah.
Oh, it's an MK ultra shit.
Yeah.
You know, you're.
You're already trained to fight against the hate.
But it's the same thing.
The Muslim kids are getting taught.
USA.
Yeah.
They're reading a different version of the Koran.
Well, also, I mean, it's it's very funny that the amount of people religion kills all
because you don't even a different God.
Yeah.
It's just crazy.
You know, that's all it is is everybody has a different.
You know, the Prophet Muhammad, you can't even draw this guy.
You get murdered.
Well, what's that tell you about that religion?
Well, I mean, they say that he is the only the only prophet that it was a lot.
I can't remember.
I'll just say to my Muslim brothers out there, this is not Larry speaking.
I didn't say anything bad.
Why did I say something bad?
It's needles.
All I said is you can't draw the guy.
What did I say bad?
Why would you put a disclaimer there?
I know.
Yeah.
Sissy.
I got a lot of Muslim friends.
Yeah.
Listen, because we're doing this in my fucking shack, Jack.
How does that mean?
You get a suicide bomber here?
Yeah.
Great.
That'd be awesome, man.
We can do it in the bomb.
I gotta point out these are Bobby's bass guitars.
Okay.
Normally it's a bunch of guitars.
I put up some spaces.
No, he's just a badass on the bass.
Yeah, you got a bunch of bases.
So it's very difficult to believe that.
What do you call it?
Oh, I lost my train of thought.
The fucking religion.
The deaths, the bombers, the fucking, you know, you know, I understand.
I remember.
I now remember.
But I mean, what are you going to do?
And shout out to that dude that got what's this guy's name that got arrested?
What's that?
I'm still disturbing that guy that, you know, put the kill, accidentally killed the guy
in the subway in New York because he was attacking all those other people.
Oh, the Daniel Penny.
Yeah, that's what's disturbing.
I mean, he just tried to put the guy to sleep or hold because he was attacking other people,
protecting other people.
He was violent.
Acting out.
He was throwing explosives.
Yeah, he had multiple run into the police.
This is the guy that gets thrown in jail and made into a spectacle.
Well, now he's another George Floyd.
They need something to do with him.
He's the opposite of George Floyd.
But the crazy mother fucker.
They'll still use that narrative as a race war.
Yeah, the guy that was like, you know, the Michael Jackson impersonator.
Yeah, he's the Joe.
You mean, no, not the white guy.
How is that possible, man?
Are you high?
The guy in the choke hole last clown.
How did you miss that?
Oh, man.
Hey, I'm still way off.
Daniel Penny's definitely not George Floyd.
I just got out of the clinic.
What was the cop's name?
Chauvin.
Daniel Penny is the new director.
Well, I'm just saying, that's how they perpetuate the race war is by showing this and using it.
By the needles.
But even, you know, the blacks aren't stupid.
No, they see it.
They're not stupid.
But the problem is that their own people are turning on them now, which is hilarious.
That adult mayor is totally, she's just digging her own grave.
This Fanny Wilson.
I will not.
I will not emasculate a black man.
Fanny Willis or whatever.
Fanny Willis.
Yeah, she's been getting her fanny slapped by this dude for a while.
And they're so stupid.
And his name is Nathan Wade.
I couldn't think of that last.
What did they say?
So they weren't hanging out at her house.
They were going to look at crime scenes that were racially motivated.
And so that's saying that white people are attacking African-Americans in Georgia.
And this is what she's saying when they're like, we're pinging his phone inside your house.
No, that's not right.
We weren't there.
Those phone records are wrong.
Maybe he'd left his phone at the house or like, okay.
And it's why.
Mary was all these sorrows back people.
She was watching the Fanny Willis some news thing where they're commenting on the Fanny
Willis case.
And they showed still photos from the court session today of him and her and then from
sessions past.
And it's like, oh my God, she is just nothing but a bitch.
You don't have to hear her talk.
No, yeah.
Just look at the pictures.
And then him, he has got just guilt all over his face.
I'm guilty.
Might as well be tattooed on his head.
That's not the funny thing is, is that they're lying.
Oh, yeah.
All these records and all these things and they're up there blatantly lying under over.
They're like, okay, well, did you do this?
It's amazing.
They're like, did you do this?
No, we didn't do that.
Well, we have records showing that you were here.
You were here.
She's a fucking lawyer.
She's not qualified for her job at all.
They're not.
So she should know better.
Yeah, that's what I'm.
But they're not qualified for these jobs.
It's all DEI shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, fuck.
What, what's up?
I don't get hired because you're a skin caller, not for your aptitude, haven't either of them
watched the chapels show?
I'll be like, see if not even.
But she's, but this is somebody who's doing other criminal cases and other things.
Like, this is how she's acting.
Like, and she's like, if she gave me a grant, a GI, I'd give him a G back, but no.
The other criminal case.
Yeah, like she's acting like.
But I mean, she's acting something that doesn't care.
There's above the law, but she's also going at the Trump.
It's the biggest case in her fucking, you know, that's what's making her whole life. She already said that that this is gonna
Be the biggest case of her career and you don't think people are gonna dig dirt up on you
Oh, that's what's crazy. It's like these political people. Do you see the woman and I don't know if it's like Dalton, Illinois
Yeah, so I just told you I said Dalton, Illinois
No, I just said the one in Dalton that's how people are turning against her
She's like dude 41 thousand dollars for security for private security
She went on a trip. She went on a trip to New York. Did you see with the boombox?
Let's give him my money
She's like Nino Brown
Oh, yeah, yeah, you seen that Larry I see
You're talking about but you ever see New Jack City. No, dude, you're gonna love it. Okay, but they had a picture of the character in her next
But he just went around all I did was Jack dudes off that's why it's called New Jack City
Because he was a real big drug dealer nobody can say anything he had a
Game but he wasn't gay. That was a game. He did a Timberlain time. So that's not gay
He just went around and he's just like jacking these dudes off and they're like man
You gotta stay away from Nino Brown because this is a new Jack City
And there he just definitely like this Nino Brown is just jacking dudes. Yeah all the time dude left and right dude
Cuz he's a drug dealer, you know what I mean? So a lot of guys are like I know
Yeah, that was a scare tactic because he looked them right in the eyes when he
Hit it. He did. He did. He did. He did. You fucking liar. You liar. Maybe you have a liar. Why would I lie to you? That's not on the movie. You go for a second. I'm like wait a minute dude. I'm like I've seen this movie. I don't remember this.
I'm feeling it. You're spilling it so good. I forgot about that. That's my favorite segment. Oh man. Explaining fictitious movies.
And he's lucky cuz it's just so happen. I haven't seen any fucking movies. I know that's why I get you every time. What is that one we were in?
Crab. That's why when someone named the movie. And Sonny's like I see that movie. That's how we go.
No, yeah. He was like Rambo. That was funny. But you know why I react so heavily when someone names a movie and I've seen it. I've seen that movie. I've hardly seen any movies.
It is very funny though. I love that he hasn't seen any movies. I love the best one was Predator. Carl Wethers.
He died. R.I.P. Carl Wethers. Sorry to totally dismay your character. I'm glad I didn't see New Jack sitting. Yeah. You don't want to see it man. He had a pension for. He liked guys who wore sagged their pants too. He was like right out of prison too.
He was a real asshole. This guy who's been working out. His hand strength. That's why they call it New Jack. And his hand strength. I mean this guy could crush a grapefruit.
That was classic. So yeah that dude's name that got arrested was Steve Baker. An investigative reporter. Oh for the January 6th. Yeah. I mean. Let's pray for Steve Baker. Yeah it's disturbing.
He's not even praying for that because what is going on here. Why put a hedge of protection around Steve Baker. All the sudden get arrested now. What was he releasing?
They must have been something they didn't want people to see. No it's already out there though. They would have nabbed him earlier. Maybe it's because they released something. Yeah because all of a sudden now they're doing it.
All the footage. It's odd. Maybe he had something more that showed how polite everybody was. Nonviolent misdemeanors including charges for interstate racketeering. Shit. Oh my God. Interstate racketeering.
So is that because he released stuff and people from across the country were paying him. So it's basically they call it racketeering. Oh man. Why are fraud. That's how they get you with that stuff.
They're so. It's a great area. There's no. Yeah. If the government wants to get you. They say you committed a criminal act and now you're getting money from across the state. Good thing we don't make any money.
All that extra shit you had to deal with. I. You know. Times takes care of us well enough. I want to say Times Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinarian Repair is just the best place and I'll say
I'm saying a little early in the episode. I just got to say last week maybe people didn't make it to the end to hear the Times commercial. So.
But we're contract contractually obligated. Yeah. I got a man. I mean he gave me a couple big hairy dogs to cuddle with.
Talk about women like that. Yeah. They had. This way out. This is when I was. They just have an IV or an. I'll do the jingle. I guess you're not going to do it.
We're at an hour. No but we do it at the end. I don't know why you're just doing times right in the middle. It's like 38 minutes or something like that.
OK. What time is it. 32 minutes. Oh see. Well he spent some time at Tom's too. I got him last. That's why his head's shaved. I got him. Exactly. Yeah. I got it last week 58 minutes.
I had to get a full Brazilian. Yeah. Because of what happened last time. That's great. Just had like a. Everything. They put a cone on them.
They put cones on your hands actually so you can't wreck your meat. They put your cones on. They put cone on your hands.
You can't know anything. That's great. That's fucking hilarious. Oh shit. I said save cones. I can just put a cone on your meat.
You can still get your hands in there though. That's why you need cones on your hands. And with you you know you barely want two or three so. It's just like the claw game in there. OK.
Trying to grab it. Hey man. Hey man. A couple of my fans have been asking where's Groucho been. Where's Groucho. I threw him in the river.
Oh yeah. He's got his new shirt on. Dude so this is so you want to do something crazy.
You remember John Bernay Ramsey. Of course. No. You don't remember John Bernay Ramsey. Is it the daughter that disappeared. She was like.
She was a little beauty queen. Yeah. Yeah. In the house. Yeah. Yeah. So they're saying that. Oh shoot my phone. So this guy. What do you call it.
They cloned her. Groucho just Groucho farted. Can't believe. No they didn't clone her. You retard. Clone. But that's pretty crazy. You know what.
I want to put a pet of files to do that. You know what I mean. Like if you could clone a child. Oh my gosh. Can they have an army. You know you could have a harem.
I don't know about an army. The only thing they want to do is wrestle. And they don't want them to fight. Well they might want to fight each other.
But so this guy the suspected killer Gary Olivia is living at a rundown motel after release from prison. He was never charged with John Bernay's murder.
But they're saying that this is the suspected killer. Well how do they know this. What do you mean. How did they catch this guy.
Well he was in prison for another story for another thing. I think it was. I don't know why my phone is not caught. My battery is about to die.
I think I'm being surveilled because my battery has been dying very quickly man. Yeah. Did you hear. Is all your pro Putin propaganda. Did you hear Tucker say talk about that.
What's that. I heard how Tucker Carlson was interviewed by Alex Freeman. Oh really. Yeah. It'd be interesting. Well he was Tucker was talking what he actually went to North Korea.
The South Koreans were tapping his phone and he's like I knew something was up. Oh yeah. Battery life just went. He's like all of a sudden like within 30 40 minutes. My phone was dead.
He was just draining it was falling on me. Then he was told that you know it's a South Korean. They wanted to know what was going on. And also what about our own government spying on Jones and Trump and all these other guys.
And there's that same thing. And then Bonjino came out with that list. Twenty six of people. Yeah. And he said that these people need to be bumped. Which they are saying is like a military term to agitate people.
So I think that was an AI thing or was that a real list. Yeah. That was real. That was real. Yeah. Some of that. Those are the people that the government was spying on.
Oh man. So I mean I wish I could remember. Bonjino was one of them. I don't think he was. I don't know if he was. It was all like it was Donald Trump his kids.
Ivanka. Malania. Yeah. Like and then like our Republicans and the people that they were. I can't associate. And you know who it should be. It should be Larry Sink.
You know. I'm going to say Larry Jones. What did I do. Hopefully that's why Larry raises all those files after the jerk session. Yeah. That's right. They keep a digital imprint though.
I keep an imprint right here. My Wank Bank. That was disturbing. It's very disturbing how how we're just giving up our freedoms and they're just taking them away and not even doing that.
You know what I mean. Yeah. You can't even keep the government. Move. Do the government. You don't have it. You don't want to screw the government. You really don't. That's the taxes which is we shouldn't even be paying taxes.
The government prints our own money and then use treasury bonds to back up money. And then they just keep on putting money. They started saying that shit in movies. You don't have to do nothing except die and pay taxes.
They started putting that in your head like you have to pay taxes just as well as you. Yeah. It's all brainwashing. Nobody has to fucking pay taxes. Why are we paying taxes for what we're just printing our own money.
We should be. We don't need taxes. People got tricked into voting for taxes. And it's a funny look at the fucking trick. What is the Tea Party.
What was that called. You know what they were fighting against England because they were going to tax us and no taxation without representation. A lot of my visits at times are because of some trick ass bitch.
You're married man. I shouldn't say this on the air. Hey why don't you have me another Miller fucking.
I forgot what he said. Ooh the champagne. That's fucking beautiful. I don't know about that. But it's a bottle so it makes it a little bit more appetizing.
Screw off bottle you always know high quality. Anything to screw off wine. Yeah. Bag wine. Box wine. Yeah. I like getting bottle beers in like third world countries. The bottles are like all scuffed up.
Yeah. They're just using the shit out of this glass. Such a gluttonous country. Some poor kid in the back. Oh you've ever seen that. I've never seen what they do in India when they go through the trash piles.
It is the most disgusting thing I've seen. Most disgusting thing you've seen. Larry you should see. You should see. There's just like shit and there's just like all this stuff and they're they have to put these masks on.
And they just hand dig through the trash. They're barefoot. Yeah. They may have masks on but yeah. They like well they put like a what a Haji or something whatever it is. And they just dig through it and open.
Well no yeah the mask is what they do. Oh it's getting in your pores. It's just blocking shit from going right in there. Actual big particles. It's going into your hands though.
It's just going to your skin. It's a matter. But that's the thing too. They have dirt in their scratch. We talked about the Indian dude that drank the water out of the river. It was immediately hospitalized. Did you see that video?
It's this dude in a turban in India and he's like the state representative or something and they're like the water's polluted. He's like hell no watch this. Hold my beer. And he takes like a mason jar puts it in the river and it's just like brown.
And there's just like particles floating in it and he drinks it and then the next story is he's immediately hospitalized.
That's a given. I mean that dude's fucking hardcore. You could pay man. He can't even drink it.
Biden should have been down in fucking East Palestine the day after the train derailment sucking up water and fucking taking a bath and doing everything else that those people had to do instead of a year later.
And you know the back of the column. Everything's so okay. Well you'd rather be on the beach reading books upside down. Exactly.
I remember Trump went down there and there's people in interviews people talking about how he came down here. He came with a bunch of food and water.
President. That's what you're supposed to do. He wasn't the president. Oh he wasn't. I thought he was. Oh okay. My bad.
He came down to give show support for people and everybody was loving it. They're like yeah. You know what people can't. That's the problem. Everybody thinks these presidents have our best interests. Nobody really does.
And here's the other thing. Trump appointed Larry think Trump went down to the border to Eagle Pass this couple this yesterday.
Go to a black leg. By the chase them down there and of course he went to Brownsville where it's already already cordoned off. Yeah. They have containers.
Six people cross in the last week. Mexicans get them. They shoot him with a net gun. Exactly. And then they put a catapult. I want to get one of those.
The dog bites and biting sniffs. That's why they had the cone on him. He had the cone on so he couldn't sniff kids. I mean it is elder abuse. That's all it is. I'm like this guy doesn't.
The memes are funny. The memes are hilarious. I mean the memes make themselves. I'm getting text messages now telling people are like hey Douglas and it's all from the Democratic Party.
We hope you have your vote this year. How about six more. I just go back with banter and be like I'm liberal but I really don't like what they're doing.
They're losing my vote. Explain to me why I'm doing a vote. He said he's going to be a dictator. We are living in a communist regime.
So everybody's like he's going to be a dictator. We have a story of a citizen getting arrested for what he wrote. The whole January 6th the pipe bomb thing is hilarious. I mean that's the coup de gra for January 6th is that pipe bomb incident. But at the same time they're putting these people in jail because they went in there.
Well the coup de gra what do you mean. They don't even know who put those pipe bombs there. They never even investigated that. They show it but they never got anybody. It looks like an inside job to me.
I know that's what I'm saying. I don't have a background to this but I heard that. Did that guy that got arrested have something to do. He's a cop.
I don't know what that is. I remember somebody. Larry Kagan some TP please. Somebody that was talking about that investigation that broke it open was getting arrested too. He was getting messed with too.
Well one of the guys was a capital police officer. Thank you. And then the other guy was a they think he somehow was affiliated with the police. The guy that put the plant at the bomb was a capital police officer. And then the guy who reported it.
Yeah. So I mean they're just pulling the Kansas City shuffle on you. That's what they're doing. And you know what they and the American people just take it and don't say anything. The media is what's killing.
You don't even have your dashiki. No it's right there. We're going to we're trying to auction it out. We're going to get it to somebody. Listen. Or my word in the summer.
Yeah. A game or dashiki. Oh it did. Lex Freeman actually is later. Maybe interviewing Putin. He may go to Russia. You know what. How many motherfuckers have interviewed Putin and also Tucker Carlson does it and he's a Demi or he's a devil.
He's a communist. He's a communist. He hates his country. He's Putin's puppy. What did Hillary say. What did Frizzle drip say. Because they got what 370 some 375 bodies 370 three bodies on the Clinton count.
Yeah. It is crazy. But he's saying he's like a political tool for Putin. It's like we talked about we were just talking about this how put rejected Monsanto. Yeah. And GMOs to be in their food and he wanted to be the biggest producer of organic food in the world.
Yeah. Well here's the reason Hillary and all these people don't like the talkers because he's going to let Putin talk and tell the planet you know what he thinks.
He's going to be a journalist and he's going to do right speech and they might get some truth in there. Communist country stand there and he's getting freedom of speech even though Putin did go on that tirade about.
He's got his Putin. Yeah but still though you know what and everybody's like oh Putin wanted harder questions and this and that. It's like you don't go into the lions then and kick a line in the nuts.
He was soft on his questions. It's like I want to see you go to Russia and go do this. He didn't go crazy or anything like that. But you know and the thing is to put could have went off on Biden and say all this like who is his wandering home.
He didn't say anything. No. Yeah. But now we've all seen the kids from the Italian. Yeah that's funny but no but it's so funny that Biden wants to put sanctions on Russia because of
a nilvani or no that would know navely or what's his name something like I don't know. I fucking it's a funny story. It's a we all know who you're talking about. Alexi.
Well how about the journalists that got killed in Ukraine. Carlo. Oh no. But there's a story about a bite. What the heck is his name. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
So the whiskey has him killed. Yeah. Like he was put in. He was a political prisoner with yet. He was in America. They had United States citizenship. And they just let anybody set Carlos.
Wow. What the heck is it now. Man I can't. I blank down that. It doesn't matter. Everybody out there knows. It matters. No it totally matters that we should be able to say these people.
We should be able to say these people's names because our government is just because we have a podcast allowing them to be you say whatever we want. That's what we could do. We shouldn't know these names.
But we were this is we're way off track here. We're started from. So our original plan is to talk about the circus elephants and the animals getting mistreated in the traveling shows. They don't do these animals anymore.
Damn. It's all like jugular. They use the trans kids and stuff. Yeah. The ones that kids that think they're furry kids. They catch them when they're going to the bathroom. Well they were showing this thing. One of our friends sent us.
They just never come back to the seat. The mother is looking around afterwards going what the fuck. Where's Johnny. Well one of one of our friends sent us a picture from his kids like science fair or something and the kid was a furry and had a whole
table set up with his costumes and I make these costumes and like this is science project. Yeah. I can't. I don't know. Scottie sent it to us. Hog did. Oh that's remember that. And the kid actually like excuse me.
I might have seen that huge dissertation and all of the stuff and like you know I identify as this and this is my costume for how I'm feeling this day. And this is the costume that you know this are all the kids should have got to line up.
This is my this is my mental illness drug rug. Man. You know I get to dress up as a we know this is high school. Yeah. Even though I would say it would be kind of hot to bang like a chick that's in like a cat costume or something.
Yeah. If it's cat woman. Someone's really hot. But I could I could see that. Usually furries are not really hot chicks. Or they're not stable either. They're horrible looking. They're masking something with that.
Hey how about the hot looking chicken Venice Beach that was completely naked fighting on that African American lady. She didn't look African American to me. No she was fighting in African American. Oh yeah. The fatty with the she just went up and it's the
after she had no she had a thong on and she didn't. Yeah she was fucking good looking. Yeah she had a long body. She had a good body and she had her titties out and she just went up to this black lady and just started attacking. No no no no no no no that's not the way I saw it man.
What are you talking about. I saw it. She was the lady was attacking her first with the stick with the stick with some spikes sticking out of it and she grabbed that fucking. What are you watching. She grabbed that fucking thing from her and attacked her.
I know she I saw him without shoes. She had some nice titties. Yeah she was fucking shut out of the tattas. So ladies take care of them get a mammogram. She her whole body was fucking good. She was really good looking. That's the massage.
Check out Tom's Free Clinic for free mammograms. It's just me and them. They're done by hand. Hey no way. Hey wait. It's the hands coming through like a wall with. No it's just my mouth. They said I'll cut it out of box.
I'll put my head in there and then they put their titties in the mammogram machine and then I tested. I taste for cancer. It's FDA approved. I see. You're the inspector. You just stand there at lab coat.
Get in closer. Get in closer. There you can corral them all. I don't know if I want to be involved with this. This is all on Tom's. Oh Tom's doing it then it's got to be legit. That's approved. It's approved.
If Tom's doing it then I approve. Like you said FDA. We've been doing it for months. Yeah. DEI. UHO. UN approved. Yeah. TIT. Everybody who matters. Any non-governmental organization. The Red Cross approves it. Yeah.
They'll let you. They'll put anything in you. The Red Cross. They won't even care about titties on the mouth. Just make sure you wash them before you come out.
Hey man. I got to take a piss. You guys have a little conversation without me. You can talk about how much you miss me while I'm gone or whatever. I'll be back very soon.
I can't wait to use the bathroom man. What do we have? Like forty three forty five minutes. Like forty nine. Oh okay. The medication from Tom's clinic still uh. No he's just got syphilis. Yeah. That's what it is. I mean you see he hangs out at the bus stations all the time.
Yeah. Well that's how he got lice. That's why the ship is lice. Oh man. That's worse than bed bugs. You ever hit bed bugs? No. Do you ever hit bed bugs once? Some old bastards are unrelianty man. Yeah right.
Yeah right. Bites and shit. My people downstairs that lived underneath me were nefarious characters. And they were bringing uh hookers and stuff in. Street walkers. The bugs just came right up. And they just went right up into the area. I believe it.
It was pretty nasty. So do we think that uh that the way I mean the way that the government is gonna keep on taking our rights from us. Is it gonna get any better or is it gonna get any worse. Cause honestly Trump. People think Trump is this messiah and the savior. But he's only gonna have four years.
Well that's yeah that's the scary thing. It's good people. Who's gonna go after that. Maybe Vivek. Vivek yeah. Who knows. Yeah that's the scary. Well who knows. But even him. You just don't know. He says all the right things. He says everything. Big pharma. I mean he was playing when he was playing on the other side of the field. So then you have to be in the pocket of the FDA.
But if Trump could do that four years. He could definitely make some things happen. Give time for some other people to pop in. Yeah. But at the same time like what the hell are we gonna do about what's going on here. There's no like I can't. We were talking. I completely believe that people's morality.
And everything is a skew. These people like these congressmen and they vote on these bills and all of a sudden it's like they don't even read the fine print what's in there about that whole thing with Trump where you could be impeached if you stop aid Ukraine. Yeah.
Are you kidding me. It's a kangaroo court. How come a bill can't be just like 10 pages. Playing English so that the entire world can actually read it and understand what's going on. It's like Sanskrit.
No. What is it. I mean they use the terminology. The fine print. Well it was here. It's like that micro machines guy. Read it. Read it real fast. Yeah. This is good. Pass this bill. Pass this bill because the American citizens are suffering enough right now.
Let's just let a bunch of people in here. Take away their rights and let's make make white people feel inferior and start a race war. Did you see the Babylon be picture where it said we're just going to make everything super easy and they put the voting.
At the border. Well I showed that to Mary man. They strike that bill down. The scary thing is the scary thing is I could easily strike that bill down in New York about that about my illegal voting because they are illegal aliens.
Yeah. They show people they're not migrants. Whatever the UN wants to skirt around so they could give them. I mean did you see that kid they showed getting the thousand dollar checks every month. You get a gift card with the thousand dollars on it every month.
Thank you United States government. I don't have to work. I don't have to do any of the you know we should just go hang out in New York where to hand these things out and just you have to go. You gotta be an illegal.
Yeah. I'll go in blackface if that's what it takes man. Yeah but you have to do blackface all the time. I'll do that. You really you truly you can read to that like L L Johnson. I'll be like that one. What's that bitch's name that was pretending she was black but she was like a blonde Rachel Dole's all.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a fucking. Oh gross. No it's not bad looking. Oh yeah she got a good body. Huh. Yeah. Check it out. I'll show you guys.
She's kind of old. Get a blackface. This conversation doesn't end well. Yeah. Do you ever watch like bodybuilding competitions. Oh yeah when they spray tan them. Yeah they are. I mean that's good. That's borderline race affirmation.
Whoa. Yeah well because the funny thing is they could use blackface for definition. Well that's the same. Yeah but not just to look good on your face. It's funny because some of them they'll do it right to their neck and then they have a white.
Oh they do. It's like when I when Jay was little I would take the guys heads off his guys and put them on other guys. So it just exactly as Jay would come up all his guys had different heads.
No wonder. It was just like a Jack black dude with like a white guy smoking a cigar and like a jungle hat. Yeah dude I love it. No wonder. Very funny but what do you call it. Poor Jay.
But at the same time it's funny how like these people are like OK. She was like she had like had position at like the NAACP and her chapter. She was highly respected. Yeah which is crazy stuff colored people in there.
Which one. Which colored girl was it. It wasn't a OK. There are a lot OK. In the Netherlands. Racist all of a sudden. Whatever the fuck it was National Association of Colored People.
Yeah something like that. African American colored people. No what's the NAACP. I don't know who are you talking about. It's who I mean. Rachel Doliz. Oh she worked at the end of the year. She worked at it. She was like she wasn't even colored.
That's the old thing. I think you're just going to stick with this bit aren't you. I mean OK. That's what you want to do. Larry that's the hill you're going to die on. He hasn't seen this movie. Yeah you can do that.
Colony Roll. What do you call it. So yeah so she had like a chapter that she ran and it was doing amazing. Yeah she did a great job. And then like all of a sudden she got called out. Yeah. She's like I'm African American and her parents are like no you're not.
Here's the thing. She had she had blonde hair. She was just banging a black dude. That was the only she had a little African American in her. She identified before identifying was Kosher. Right. Right.
And now here's the thing. Is she allowed to re identify. Oh she's identifying her butthole. Let me tell you. She tried to get hired as a school teacher. And they said they hired blacks. No they found out she had an only fans.
Oh they fired her. Another D.I. initiative. She's like wait I'll be ready to hold my beer. I got no problem. No problem doing this one. So what did she do on the only fan. Just about anything.
She did a full pen and trace. I don't know Larry. I haven't. I don't. I don't. I think you would have investigated. No I don't. I don't what do you call it. I don't subscribe to all my fans.
Yeah I don't subscribe because it's a devil stuff. Yeah me too. I agree. I mean I do look at webcams but I'm just not going to pay money. That's the devilish part of it.
Well no exactly. Pay money is the devilish part. Yeah I mean a shekel saved as a shekel earned. Exactly. A shekel saved.
I mean it pops up on my computer. Yeah no. But I'll look at them. I mean but it's pretty funny. Sometimes you can't help it. I think you're talking to me so I'm trying to talk like hey are you there.
Well I was talking about how Pornhub is a CIA. It's a PSYOP. It's a government PSYOP. They're totally degrading people. That's why they're looking at Pornhub.
And they're making demoralized women like people are choking and slapping and doing all this crazy stuff. All the child abuse images they have to stop. Like there was actually some slip through. It's all.
And then what they do is the government looks at your IPVP on and they see who you are and if you're running for a political position or you're doing something to that extent.
They're high on the superman. Yeah now they have dirt on you and you're compromised. Yeah like oh this guy lays into kids. We don't even have to take him to Epstein Islands.
That's why Needles isn't running for office. Why is that? Why is that? Why do you forget what we're talking about? Because of CP?
Because of... nah. Why didn't you mean that? Specifically I'm just saying because you're compromised. Oh I'm not compromised at all. I'm the furthest from compromised.
I'm like doing weird stuff in front of my camera so they will recruit me. That's why you're here. Okay. I'm like I'm bound for anything you want me to do.
Yeah what's his name? Buffalo Bill? Ardfuckman? Dancing with his slums? I'll be a haunted pot. That'd be awesome. That'd be way cool.
Playing that song. What the hell? Doot doot. I'm glad I had another movie I didn't see. Something like that. It's another one I didn't see.
You didn't see... wait a minute. Wait a minute. You didn't see Silence of the Rams? You didn't see Silence of the Rams? Yeah I saw that.
What happens in it? See now he's lying. What a sneakies dude. You're a sneakies liar. I saw him a long time ago man. I know that he's a fucking weirdo.
Watch your wallet. This guy is going in your front pocket to get it. He had a girl down in a pit. That's all I really remember.
Puts the lotion in the basket. Well you didn't see the guy who choked out lands? No. He's silenced on me. Oh shit.
Dude I swear to god that's how they caught him. He would just go around and he would bang the lambs and then he would choke them out.
And they're like they've been sexually abused and he killed them. So he's a real buffalo bill. You want to know how he got that name?
Because he tried to jerk a buffalo off. Oh come on. No way. Yeah dude. I know this is not how the movie went. I saw the movie and I don't remember any of that shit.
Oh man. I'm telling you. He tried to jerk a buffalo off. I know that it was Jody Foster. Yeah. She was her mafio. I kind of liked her. No she's not her mafio.
Oh Kate. She's a fur trader. The guy from training places. Yeah Carrie Fisher. No not Carrie Fisher. Jody Foster. She's training furs.
Yeah. No. Dude she's a nice titsty. And I actually have a picture of her on my phone. The one from Halloween. Yeah. Oh man what the heck is her name? Jamie Lee Curtis.
There you go. Yeah. She had some nice cans when she took him out and traded me. That's one man you'd fuck right. That's one man I'd fuck with. Yeah. I thought she was a man.
She's a man. No but it's not no because she you know I think they I don't know whatever. She was hit to it before it was hit. Yeah I think they snipped it before.
Man you'd be born with both junk. Oh God. What a hassle. You want to hear a story about someone that I know that well actually Robert knows it was born with both junk.
Good good way to skirt around it. And fucking I met this fucking person. My friend. Yeah this person is called David Aaron. Let's check it out. No check it out.
So he's telling me about this guy that he knows that used to be a girl. OK. He's saying around this guy's older brother. And the sister was a jack.
One all the athletic performances and like track and field and all this shit. Well she had like balls up in her twat developed like a test. Scroll them. But up in that.
So yeah so listen so this bride fucking came in first for everything. You think what you got punched in the gut they fell out. Well. But you think what you got punched in the gut they fell out.
Oh. Hold on a second. Check it out. Check it out. So then this fucking check gets a sex change later in life. To a man to a man into a man into a little like Jewish fellow with a straggly beard and a bald hair.
I met the motherfucker. Let me tell you. And I figured it out when I shook his hand because the dude's hand was like really tiny and frail. And I'm like you know they can't change the hands.
No they can never do that. They can't. Right. So that was a shaking Mary's hand. And I'm like this is supposed to be a little Jewish. I didn't fucking add up. And I said oh this is the guy.
What happened. So this thing took the one ball that worked. And it's you know one ball that worked. Well no they kept one. And then they took the other fucking knot and made it into an air pump like a Nike air.
Oh yes you can pump your downhook. Pump his cock up. And then they took his clit because he had a pussy. And cut it. Why are you getting so graphic.
Because this is because I actually know someone who had this done. We don't have to tell us. Cut it into several fucking flat layers. Over the top of the cock. So they would have feeling to have sexual feeling when they fucked.
And then this guy actually got married and has kids because he had balls already. So he's able to fucking have children. So he has kids. And I met this fucker. And he's alright. You know. But I could tell he was a woman because.
Did you have to see peace. No. Bobby did. But here's the other thing. Bobby did. Bobby kissed it. He said it looked good. And I'm like compared to what.
Fucking weirdo. But here's the other thing was. You could tell that it used to be a woman because it was before I was married and we were talking about you know different escapades and different things with different girls and shit.
And after a while because he was a musician too. And we're recording some shit and he was here one night and he's like hey guys this is going a little too far. And I'm like oh the woman is coming back out in him.
It was weird dude. And you would never know because this fucker had like a weird fucking hair that was blonde. Great story.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so. What year was this. This was like like 1990. So this was before Chas Bono and all that stuff. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. The timeline is for that. But it's crazy that. Man. I don't know. So you know. So that was all common occurrence now what's going on with that. We should be close.
Yeah. And the other funny thing was because it was old days with the tape real real tape machine. So I wrote everybody's name on their tracks with Magic Marker on a piece of tape.
And this guy's name was Matthew. And instead of writing Matt I wrote Pat because Robert's old bass player was named Patrick. And I thought his name was Patrick because I was so high on drugs.
But it was Matthew. And so I was writing Pat on the tracks that were his. And so this guy thought that I was making fun of him because of the bad thing.
Yeah. And I didn't even realize it till later. And Bobby's like oh that was so funny Larry what you were doing on the mixing board. And I'm like what. He's right. You were writing Pat instead of Matt.
And I'm like oh my God I feel like such a fucking asshole. I didn't even know I was doing it. Because I didn't see that movie. TV show. Yeah I know.
I actually did. I actually did see that on the TV show a couple times. That was a great skit. I'm going on a date. Who's your date Chris.
There's always another name that could be both. Terry. Yeah they're always trying to figure it out.
That's when it was so funny. When you could actually make fun of things and people didn't mind. And all they used to do. The guy being blackface Jimmy Kimmel did blackface.
He was Carl Malone. Right. Very funny. Power Larry was like a horrible black. Yeah so remember Ted Danson did blackface too. But he was like I'm dating a black lady so I can do it.
We have a thing. Whoopie or something. Yeah. She's horrible. She is. She's like she's a predator. She's a negro predator. I don't think I'd be able to get an erection for that one.
What's that. I couldn't get an erection. You know I mean yeah. There's no there's no. Unless you do something. I imagine trick or something. Because man she's gross.
Yeah. So a lot of those African American naked lady pictures. You know where she's like all sprawled out and she's got her legs at the bush. Just all over her house. Everything's real sensual.
The whoopster. Yeah. Actually she you know how she probably likes to punch. I mean she looks like she's got a mean right hook. No she's the dom. I don't know if she's punching anymore with all those moos and shits.
Yeah. She really. And it really the view is just a bunch of dog brains. Your swing comes in a lot slower now. I mean that's what it should that's how it should market it. A bunch of dog brains just talking stupid.
Yeah. I mean the stuff that they say on there. And you see Dr. Phil when he went on there and he was talking about the facts. I heard about it. Yeah he was talking about the facts. He was talking about the border. And they and he was like I was just there.
It is horrible to border. Dr. Phil's the man. I just listened to his Rogan interview. Yeah. He's coming out with his own. Yeah. He's going to be highlighting all this stuff. He's like I'm he's like I'm doing a special or something.
It's like yes. No he's starting his own network. It's going to be a whole show. He started bad baby. Come on. I mean Daniel Brajoli or whatever her name is. Meet me outside or something.
He's going to be like cash me out. She's a little hottie. I think she made a ton of money on her. She didn't even bear down. She made millions and millions. She shows her. Yeah she's just because she was even nude. What's that. No she got nude. I think she.
She didn't do anything weird but she did. She made. She didn't do anything weird enough for needles. She didn't do anything good. No shampoo bottles or nothing. No not dude. Just look up boobs. You want to look up boobs. You can just look up boobs. You know why. I didn't look anything up man. I don't know why you'd even fucking put that in my head.
What did you say. What are you talking about. I said if you want to look up boobs you can just look up boobs. Oh yeah. You know it's not like it's. It's not 1973 anymore. No you can see anybody.
No you can see anybody's boobs nowadays even in the have AI generated ones also. Oh man. The internet is ruining everybody. AI ones are pretty nice too. Well the problem is it's creating this new narrative where AI can make up whatever it wants to and edit whatever it wants to.
Yeah here's the thing. You can't ever really meet this AI person girl whatever. You're not talking about it. Yeah because it's fictitious. Yeah exactly. What the heck are you talking about.
Why would you want to have somebody pretty because then pretty soon everything's going to look exactly alike. Yes that's why they build these drab buildings. That's why we're like. That's why they cloud our judgment with influencers and all this other stuff.
Oh it's cool to go into a home depot and throw a bucket on somebody's guys and somebody's head or it's cool to just go and egg somebody on and then when you get smacked in the face. Oh it's on them. Yeah right. You know what I mean.
Yeah like oh you can get. How about the guy that got shot in the mall. Yeah when he ran up on that dude and was like hey and the guy's like leave me the fuck alone. He's like I told you to get away from me and the guy wouldn't get away and finally he's like pow and he didn't get in that much trouble.
No he did. He was defending himself. Who knows what this crazy people out there's like a pizza delivery guy. Yeah that's crazy. Whatever that's what you just be a fuck around find out. That's what it is.
You're gonna run. People get shot like that. They're gonna stop doing. I don't know man. Well I don't think so. To no avail it seems. I don't even think the guy that got shot. I think he healed up and went right back out there. Well I think he continued on himself. Yeah no. What are you gonna do. You're gonna sue the guy. He went to court and they found him guilty.
He actually I think he did time for that. He got in trouble for harassing people. Yeah. Why he should. It's just like those. You know there's like every week there's something new that's viral. Like there was a thing in Europe that was you would kick somebody's door in. That's what it sounds. Free clinic. Yeah that was something that went viral. Every week there's something that's viral in times.
Yeah. But and you know like they they what do you call it. People that were licking ice cream remember that. And they started charging them. Yeah. They were going to the grocery store open ice cream. And then put it back in. Are you fucking kidding me. Yeah they were going to drink milk and then spit it back in and then put the cap back on. Yeah put it back on the shelf. Yeah they were doing great. Wiping food on their asses and stuff like that.
It's just like these kids are so stupid. Yeah they're all lemmings man. Yeah. It's very difficult to even see how good it's. Man if I saw a kid doing that I might I don't know I might fucking punch the fucking shit out of them. Yeah. You're tampering with food. Yeah. It's a federal offense.
That's not a great video of a guy walking out home Depot with a bunch of power tools. You know stole them all and like five guys follow them like no you're not leaving. And they beat them down. He'd like grab one thing start running for his car and they got him again.
You're not leaving with anything. This is what martial law is going to turn into that because Evan's people are tired. That's not martial law. That's vigilante. Well it's like what's it one of those blew it not the angels the red.
The guys in New York. Yeah. They beat that dude up. Did you see that. He was from New York. He wasn't even a migra or illegal. They just beat his ass. Which who knows.
Motherfucker. He was accused of stealing something. You don't have to be right on camera. I mean that you can't play that out. Maybe that was sent to maybe that would they did that on purpose. Yeah.
Curtis. Curtis. But they set him up. You know it was another PSY op that the government did that motherfucker. Get that immigrant.
We should form our own guardian angels in the city. I don't know about that. Didn't they have one for a while. We could be probably. And then they got killed. We won't do no.
No we're white. We'll run it. We'll be we'll be chastised tarred and feathered. We'll be sent to upriver. Curtis.
We're not going to do it in your faces. That's when you do blackface. Just your face though. I'll borrow my brother's wig for the disco band. You got your short shorts huh.
But Sleeva lives in a studio apartment with like fucking 13 or 15 cats or something. It sounds like it sounds like you're having a cat. I'm saying I like the guy.
You're talking about like cats cats. Yeah. Like dude. No no. Yeah. 13. I got 15 cats. I can't get them out. There's dudes sleeping everywhere.
Pencil thin mustaches that are smoking long cigarettes. No he's got actual kid. Boy George all day. Yeah. Oh man. Who's the fuck am I hanging around with here.
Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever. We're not as hardcore as you are Larry. You know. That's alright though. We like listening to gay dudes.
Alright. Let's close this bitch up. Do you want to do your shout out. You've never been to the fucking right part of boys. Any part of boys town is the right part of boys town for you.
Call you the pincushion down there. Well you know. You're gonna get you air tight. You're known. You're known. You're gonna treat you like a ball. Like a float in the Macy's parade.
Keep filling you up. Okay. Thank you. Hilarious. Yeah. Hilarious. Ah shit man. We went over time. Okay I know that's why. Hey everybody we're sorry we took so much of your time today but if you listen this far then I must.
I guess you must have fucking liked it. Like follow subscribe. And tell some friends. And tell your enemies. We're losing listeners so.
X page Twitter. I don't know why you would say that. I don't appreciate that. We didn't lose that many listeners. I know. I'd like to say that. I don't know why he says that.
Yeah. He's like I know. Maybe it makes people straight up sneaks. People feel sorry. Yeah I know. So he lies. Because that's always the way we just told about this. We just talked about one lie leading to another lying lying all the time now.
Sally Sally Struthers. We need to feed these. Yeah. Yeah. She's. KFC build her a restaurant out there for the cup price of a cup of coffee. Yeah they got the standard bellies and there's a lot of lies and there's guys at the camera.
The price of a cup of coffee each I could buy another rose rice. I don't know about a rose rice maybe another bear claw. I love the family guy video of that.
I appreciate stealing all the kids food. No wait. Wasn't it South Park. Maybe it was. I forget. They find her in a room and it's all the supplies and she's like.
Sorry I interrupted. Yeah. But no you're right. Shout out to God. Larry Struthers.
Jesus thank you Jesus. Russ Tiffany. Cherry J. My lady. Donnie and Fort Frank the beard. Frank Nick Leonard Leonard.
Mr. R. Lennard. Mr. Rex. No Mr. Rex. Thank you buddy. Yeah Mr. Rex sent me some stuff. I apologize. Alex my nephew. Yeah shorty Allen my nephew. Oh I think that's all the A's out there. Oh big Joe and Maria are not my nephew.
Yeah my dad especially. We went off of my dad's 85th birthday. Oh yeah that's why I wanted to have him on. He's got to come on next week. Yeah you got to tell him to come out.
I wanted to get him on. He's like are you kidding. He's 85 and he is more senile than Joe Biden will ever be. No he's not. He's not. I mean yeah sorry I mean he's less senile. Yeah I apologize.
No no here's the thing. Joe Biden here's the thing. People are like hey man he's too old. No he's not too old. This guy was a fucking dummy when he was 30 years old.
I mean when he said all the African Americans were going to come after his daughter and his wife and he's afraid to live in the ghettos and all this crazy stuff. When he's in Connecticut. Oh yeah he was definitely sane.
So it's not because he's senile. It's because he's always he always was. He's senile now. He's de-ceriorated. Yeah by this time yeah but it's not because he's old.
Did you hear him call he's like well Trump's old. Yeah and you see when him and Pelosi were walking and then somebody Photoshopped in a retirement home.
They were walking to the retirement home. It is the funniest thing that's like two old people reconnecting. I saw something on the internet where it showed him walking. It's like the music.
Ding ding ding ding ding. You know like the piano music. I'm walking away like the sentimental. Oh like when Bill Bixby went to the Hulk.
Ding ding ding ding. He would walk down the road in the beginning. Some kind of fucking chill like that. Yeah. Bill Bixby baby. That was a good poll.
It was a Bill Bixby song but it was some incredible Hulk the TV show. Yeah. I don't know if you do Larry. I've seen that. I was a kid when that was on.
Well let me explain you one episode I saw him. He had to do a jack and hove somebody. Well he had what happened was.
He was. No but he was he kept on. He was eating so many beans that only his dick would turn green.
So his wing just hulks out. So he would be walking around with just this huge massive hole. No just be a big tent.
Because his legs would rip his pants. So but his dong just extended it. And that's why we're elastic pants. He was the donkey show. Yeah.
And then invented stretch jeans. Yeah. You do Tom's. Yeah. Hey Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinarian services. Thank you very much.
We really appreciate everything you guys do for us personally and for everyone in the neighborhood. Thank Larry just got his
parvo shots and his kennel coughs. He's just doing not end on his ivermectin enema. Just got the cones take your yeah.
He got the cones take it off his hands. You do the ivermectin anal. It really does work a lot more efficiently for those parasites.
Especially when it was Sasha did. Yeah. Well you have to do that. That's what he goes to Boys Town and gets. Ivermectin treatment.
You don't have to go to Boys Town. I bring boys. What do you mean? I don't know. Tom's brings Boys Town to you. I don't know about that.
He's got you running a whorehouse. No but for the ivermectin treatment. Yeah but that is very unethical and I think that goes all against the
hypocritical. Yeah. I mean they use gloves on their wiener. No. Well then what does that mean. The dogs put on gloves.
I don't think you understand how the ivermectin treatment works. Yeah I understand how it works. It's anal. It's anal. Yeah.
They wear gloves. Yeah but not on the wieners. That's how I'm saying you're getting it. Oh I see. Man it's.
Oh boy. I'm a little slow. They just got a little problem to all about it. I didn't catch the. I know you're real slow Larry.
I look right at you and explain it to you. I'm not thinking as gay as you are all the time. Oh I'm still only half gay.
I guess so. If you visit a whorehouse now your wiener's foaming out. Call Tom's Free Clinic. That's right.
Tom's. All right thanks for tuning in. We'll see you next time. Cheers. Peace.