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Larry and Needles
show. Hey everybody
welcome to the Larry Needles show. I'm Larry. And I'm Needles.
Glad to be here. Glad to be here. It's a family episode today.
We have a couple of chaotic ones. And
RIP to Kiki, he got yellow fever. Or I think maybe that was just the
Rubbin Tug he was visiting. But
no, today we're just going to be you and I. So let's see how that goes.
I don't know if we have the chemistry anymore. Oh man, we still got the chemistry brother.
I don't think so. I think it's the weed that binds us and the PBR.
It's the lubricant of the whole night. I'm not bound by anything.
Well, I could say a couple things but that's alright. That's what they call
me in Boystown. Bound to anything? Unbound
brown. I don't even know what that means.
That's alright. Unbound brown.
Downtown brown. So what did you think of them Trump seat sneakers? You're not really
a sneakerhead. I'm not a sneakerhead but I thought they were dope just because
Trump is on the money with his fucking marketing.
Sneakers are hot. Both of my nephews who are, you know, this is going
back about 10 years each on them. Each in their like
early 20s now. But maybe when they were in like middle school and high school
these kids would buy sneakers, sell them. Yeah, sneakerheads.
Like one time I was at my nephew Allen's house and
at his parents house. He didn't have his own house but I saw some shoes laying around
his bedroom and I'm like, wow. And he's like, yeah, you know, and he wasn't
planning on wearing them and he was going to sell them and I'm like, you're going to fucking sell
you shoes and he's like, oh man, you wouldn't leave it. And then I mentioned it to my
nephew Alex and he said, oh yeah, I'd do that too. Technically if you didn't wear them
they're not used. That's true. They got to hit the street. Yeah, they got to
rubber meets the road literally. Do you think it's
I mean, it's very funny that a president is making shoes,
isn't it? It is the complete opposite of what you would think a presidential
man would do. But at the same time this person is also was never
in politics or had anything to do with it. Yeah, and he's in touch with the
world and marketing. Everybody, you know
everybody loves these gym shoes because first of all, those
motherfuckers are as god he is could be you know you're going to see a rapper wearing
these motherfuckers in a well that Russian the Russian
oligarch that bought them. Yeah, they're signed for 9g's and now he got an invitation
to get them on Marlago. Oh yeah, that's tight. I mean listen, sneakers are one of those things
that's definitely worth 9g's. Get that invite. Like I never really got into them
but there's a hot market for them. Yeah. But when you're going, I mean this guy's going
grass roots to people that are buying sneakers. It's mostly kids like you just said.
Yeah. So it's kind of good marketing. It's really cool.
He's good at marketing himself. But also at the same time.
And what was it, the gold ones, was it limited to 400 pairs?
I don't think it was like three styles. Something like that. I don't know the exact numbers that they made. So you know he made
them instantly valuable by limiting them heavily.
Yeah. Well, which you can do. And also at the same time for 400 dollars a pair
which is very funny to help pay this fund where this guy's worth millions and millions of
dollars. Oh, they're screwing them royally. Well, that's, I mean that's an
understatement. This fanny willis. Well, they'll find dirt on her.
Oh, they did. They already do. She's a, you know,
he got, it's funny. One of Mary's, the judge, Judge Jeanine, she said
fanny got, what's his name got
paid, you know, the George Floyd lookalike guy in a suit.
He got paid, fanny got laid, and the public got
played. Oh, that's a good way to put it. Yeah. It really is. But
I mean, these people are, they're just ruining our country one person
at a time. I mean, they're going after our president. Which is very funny
because would you, who would go after Obama?
It's funny, we're just, and if ever there was someone to go after.
All this country is, is do as I say, not as I do. And all that's all this is
like these people make money off the backs of the lower class. Yeah. The serfs even.
But they still, we still have to tolerate it. Like, hey, why do we have to keep
paying federal, we've got to pay income tax. Why do we got to pay taxes? You know,
why are we just taking our money with spending it?
I always had this movie I used to tell Mary and then it became a theory and it was like, okay.
What's that? They come to collect it. They want to pay,
they want us to pay taxes. Well, okay, you just stop paying. And if everybody
did it, and then, they would
have to accept it. But here was the other thing. Here's the other thing.
This is just, this is for a movie console. No, I know, but I'm just saying. This isn't the real life.
And then if everyone banded together, so when they come to your house to collect the money,
everyone just opens fire on these fuckers. But it's not even that.
They're going to go after the business first. She said that's a dumb movie.
Not really. I thought it was a good idea. There's a lot of holes in it, shall I say.
It's got to be tightened up because they're going to go right after the business first. And the
government's got a lot of guns and a lot of sway. I mean, do you see the cars they drive?
But if every person in the country was in on it together and said,
when these fuckers come, we got to band together. Okay, there's
nothing wrong with that. Well, of course that would never happen. Well, it's already happened once.
But it was a movie again. So it would happen in the movie.
Okay, so now you're in fictitious land again. It's really confusing me here.
I'm just saying. I mean, you're really traversing from reality to fictitious land. Yeah, in real life, I don't think it would happen.
It couldn't happen. I don't think it could either. It's feasible.
But at the same time, what are these people going to do to you to take your money?
I mean, were they already taking your land, take your guns?
Yeah, they'll come with guns blazing. Yeah, they don't care.
It's a government. But what are you going to do about it? That's a thing.
But nowadays, they'll probably just drone your ass. You won't even know it's coming.
I mean, if they're doing weddings with children and trying to get to one target and they're hitting 400,
I mean, a guy won a Nobel Peace Prize, so he's smart. He knows what he's doing, right?
It is funny that they keep on saying that Bathhouse Bear, he's going to want to
have big mic run. He's going to be the first lady if she wins.
That's great. I mean, how fitting is that? How true.
Yeah, you cannot write this stuff out. The first fruitcake, big mic.
Well, that we knew about. And then here's the thing. You think they'll dig
into big mic and really find out that it's a man and everything, or they'll just keep
covering that shit up? I don't know. You would think that the climate
of society right now, how accepting it is of this. Yeah, that they would be wanting to say.
Yeah, it would be like, hey, you know what? I'm a trainee. But I mean, what does that really
do? You can't really diminish what accomplishments Obama had as a president, right?
Whoa.
I mean, what is that really going to do with this country
without him? You might be ready to go hit the road with that fucking shit.
But you would think that, okay, hey, you know what?
Big mic is big mic. Yeah. You know, get your freak flag on, man.
People would love that. And they would definitely have the fruitcake vote.
Yeah. But not fruitcake. I mean,
I don't mean the gay and lesbian vote. I mean the fucking wacky fruitcake
people that are nuts. Did we talk about how Clinton's younger
than these guys and he served how long ago decades ago? Clinton's younger?
Yeah. Oh my god. He looks terrible. Holy fuck.
When you're the energizer screwbunny, they eventually get to you. How many, I mean,
what, 23 trips to Epstein Island? I guess it'll take the life out of you.
You gotta soak that wing, Dr. Sult. Epstein salt.
Epstein salt. There we go.
But what do you call it? It's funny that the way that they glorify
these people that, you know, Obama was a great president.
It's like all these, you know, it's so funny that there's a country
we like to swing our dick around and be like, hey, you can't have nukes, but we dropped them twice already.
Right. Yeah. People are going to really take us seriously for how long
they can't keep us. I don't think anyone's gonna take us. And then now we just let
people into our country that don't deserve to be here. Yeah.
And then we just give them money. I don't think they're taking us too seriously anymore.
I don't even take us too seriously. I love this country, but I hate the government.
So some Venezuelan dude got busted in Chicago. Mary was telling me today
and the cops,
he was begging them, you know, the cops were coming down on him, Chicago style,
and he was begging them and it's Antony's, please, please. I want to go back to
Venezuela. Which is Venezuela is not a great place. No, it really is. I mean, but at least
it's warm. You got that going for you. Yeah, you got that going for you. That's probably the only
thing you have less games in the shit.
Yeah. Well, I think I know I can't remember if it was today, but I think the
Venezuelan government rejected us and deporting them back there. I think so too.
They're like, why would we want your garbage that we dump down your
floor? We just let this jag off out of prison. Why would we want him back in our society?
Exactly. Like we always say, it's just like Scarface. Political prisoners.
That's one way they get around the UN and the UN makes all these
demands of how you have to talk to these people. How about you have to classify
them and kind of file them? How about this new, how about this
Russian guy who was really a CIA?
Which one? The guy that just died in jail in the valley. Yeah. Yeah.
And Biden's all like, oh, he's responsible and blah, blah, blah.
How about the political prisoners we have in prison
from J from J six and how about the people that never gotten
any trouble in their lives and when this prison sentence and this thing
was hanging over their heads, they committed suicide
because they've never been in trouble and they're freaking out
and he doesn't seem to care about that. It was an insurrection.
Yeah. That's what they call it. That's what they classify it as a threat against
the government. Nobody got charged with insurrection. And you know what?
You know what's so funny is that we traded Brittany Griner,
a WNBA player, un-American. And I'd like to say
it's a piece of shit. Okay. I don't know her personally, but from her actions. I could probably tell
you she's a piece of shit. Yeah. That's all hearsay. But for a weed cartridge,
to a guy named the dealer of death, I think it was. Yeah.
I mean, this is what we, I'm going to say this and I don't
care if it ruffles feathers. We need to be like Russia is. Yeah. This guy,
they still have God, they still have family, they still care about each, you know what I mean?
Like it might be harsh communism, but they got what's going on right now. I don't think it's harsh
communism there anymore. Well, I don't think that there's still some, you get the KGB involved, you know,
if you're doing bad shit, I don't know if they had the KGB anymore. Yeah.
What are you talking about? Come on. They probably have another acronym for something even worse.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know, NZA. I don't think that,
but I'd love watching those videos of the Russian cops. Like there's some guy doing
a drug deal or doing something stupid. And he just runs at them and then
lifts both boots off the ground and kicks them right in the chest.
And nine of them come in on this guy and then they take out like 12 of them.
And they're just cracking skulls. Beating the shit out of them.
But they do have an underworld. Well, yeah.
Just like ours. I think it's a little bit more harsher than ours. Yeah.
A little more ruthless. I think that we're just like, we're a melting pot of where
all the cartels are. We've got a pretty ruthless underworld too. Criminals just do
whatever they want. Yeah. I mean, we have, there's obviously stuff.
That's why they're criminals. Well, you know, what if you're born into that
lifestyle, you're always going to be a criminal. It takes, you know, way to breathe from that.
Especially if you're shipping people to another country, no jobs and stuff. What do you think they're going to do?
Yeah. Yeah. You're kind of forcing them into like, here you go, we're going to give you this and then now you're on your own.
Well, they knew what was going to happen. Well, who knew? I mean, they said,
we're going to give you money if you come here. They didn't know what the long game's going to be.
You know, people are turning on each other right now. Well, I think that the government
knew what the long game was going to be. They knew that that they knew
Venezuela and all these countries were going to be emptying
out the prisons with their fucking worst of the worst. Yeah.
They do give us the game plan for it. It's not like the first time this has happened either.
I mean, all everybody, all of a sudden, Dick had in the
office just all of a sudden has a concussion one day and he's like, yeah, we're just going to let everybody
in, even though it's just not him. Obviously, there is a game plan by
NGOs and the WHO. They did this before. It was the Catholics coming in.
The WF. What's that? The last time they did it, it was the
Catholics. Well, they had that huge Muslim migration here also.
Remember right before 9-11, they stopped letting
those people in. Wrongfully, because it wasn't their fault.
Well, yeah. I mean, you're going to tell me that a guy in a cave with dialysis
that was six and a half feet tall orchestrated
19 guys that were known
drug users and drinkers and they hung out at strip clubs and they
did shitty stuff and all of a sudden he got, he
wrangled these guys together, gave them box cutters and flew
into the most secure airspace in the world. I would have to say
I would have to say and not even came from international,
came domestically and did a complete
160 turn, landed parallel to the first building
which has been proven. Impossible. An impossible maneuver
by multiple, multiple pilots and then
you probably could really do it in an F1 fighter.
Ran the plane right through the building after we've seen what
has happened to that basketball team when they hit a flock of birds and it damaged
the nose. Right. Right. And then this guy
all of a sudden
his name was shown in paperwork. They were saying that, Jones was even
saying that they're going to pick this guy to be the fall guy.
Yeah. Yeah. For something that. Tim Ossman.
It's unimaginable that that happened on our own soil
and it was perpetrated within our own ranks of government.
And there's paperwork to prove it and it keeps coming out and it keeps coming out
and then you want to talk about the Pentagon should be called the pentagram
because that's what it is. It's crazy that the devil did
these deeds to one office that was, it was looking into
Rumsfeld losing 2.4 trillion dollars it was unaccounted for
the day before they said this but they knew about it months before. And then these things
and then when Bush even says that. Larry Silverstein.
Well, I wish I had that interview when he's like, yeah, I got paperwork. We need to invade these
countries. Syria. Yeah. Iraq. I ran
Pakistan and he's admitting this stuff. And I mean
we need a reason to do it. Yeah. Another Pearl Harbor event.
I was just reading up on those papers too. I forgot about that.
It's very interesting the way that they write all this stuff out and then they do it.
Like you have to be a real sick bastard. You got to have a plan
if you're going to do something this heavy duty, you know, you can't just go into a
willy nilly. But man, it's not well, every move is thought out.
You would think that if you look at when they do these like the bombings, the vast bombings
those they're not really that planned out. They're just like, all right, we're going to make you a bomb.
You're going to go into this area. Well, that's how they normally do shit these terrorists.
Well, but I'm saying that's why that's how you know that Osama bin Laden had nothing to do with.
This is an orchestrated event from a guy who's a goat herder.
Bombing. Yeah, he might have done that. And then we dumped his body in the sea.
Thanks, Obama. Nobody could take a picture. Right. I mean, come on.
Really? Nobody can take a picture of
anything. And then all those guys on Marine. We dump them in a team.
Six get their fucking minds wiped clean or killed.
Well, I mean, there's also, yeah, there's somebody
contributing factors to what happened because everything is all a lie.
That's the thing when you realize that everything that they have been telling you is a lie
just like with the Earth picture I showed you. We'll talk about that in a second.
What if what if our minds have been wiped clean and I wish they would
sometimes it was reprogrammed and everything we know that we
think we know is just something that they put in there. What do you mean?
Like we've been we've been loaded with their whole life and we have no like the matrix.
Is that the matrix? Yeah, they get they wake them up.
They're using their bodies for energy in these pods
because it creates more than a battery or something like that. And a hundred or whatever.
Okay. And they wake them up and he's got this port in the back of his head.
So they're like, oh, you want to learn kung fu? They put the disk in and they plug it
back in the head and he's like, I know how to do kung fu. And they just download
all this crap on it like hours and hours of
programming. It's pretty cool. When you think about it and I mean, they look at
it and they came out with that movie and people are like, sometimes it does feel like you're in a simulation.
I don't know about you. Yeah. Well, I wasn't thinking it from a matrix point of view.
I was thinking it more from the point of view of we're actually still humans, but
they wiped our minds clean and every all our memories are
fake. Everything. So you have deja vu? I don't know.
Maybe you get deja vu because it's like what do you call
it's a memory coming back. I've been in other countries
and felt like I've been there and I knew, you know, I think there was
the drogas talking.
But I know I think I get it. But I have been
places where I'm like I've been here before and I'm far from home. I know what deja
vu means or feels like. Yeah, it's a weird feeling like that.
You've been there before, but they also I was reading or listening to that exact things
have happened before. I was reading about that. It's like ancestors even
it's like all passed down genetically. Like the places
I went that I felt like I was there maybe someone I in your family
line in lineage was down there. Yeah, lived there.
There's so many theories out there of what's going on. Everybody has their own theory for everything.
So I don't know what to believe anymore. Nothing is real.
It's all fake. It's all constructs. Just
real at the same time. Well, yeah, it is all too real. But
you know, maybe we're just somebody's terrarium and we're just looking
at us. That's what I mean, you know, like because I like the picture of the Earth.
Yeah, the new picture of the Earth seen from the first
new real picture of the Earth seen from the Pacific Ocean.
That's that we haven't seen a picture like that since NASA's been around.
Right. All of a sudden, within the last two weeks, we have a picture
of the back of the ass side of the earth because we're always looking at the
sexy part. Well, no, here's the thing. They
want to show you like all of what it makes me feel is all the other
pictures, of course, are just artist renditions of what they think the Earth
would look like by what the map looks like.
But the actual reality is, is you don't even see any land.
It's all just flat. Yeah, and it's all
just took you a little minute to get there. But the other thing is, if that's the Pacific
Ocean, you don't see any of the Pacific Rim
fucking countries or anything like that. I mean, they just got a picture of the
ocean only. Yeah, that's what they're saying. They just showed you the back side of
the Earth. It's like bullshit. It's like, how come we can't take a picture of the dark
side of the moon? Right. You know, I'm sure. I mean, China
has bases on there. Why can't they take pictures and send them back?
Yeah, I like the Chinese, the film of the Chinese spacecraft
landing on the moon upside down. Yeah.
It literally looks like my kid drew it. Yeah. It's like, I mean, they're like, this is a satellite.
Like, how come you can't give us like a good picture of one?
It really looks like AI shit. Yeah. It's like, it always makes me
a picture of a satellite, which a satellite.
Yes. But they just keep passing stuff
off. They're like, all right, here's a picture of what the Earth looks like. They're like, how about a
real picture? This is a drawing of it. And I don't know. I just
think that it's very funny that they're, they keep on indoctrinating you with
all these things. They're like, yeah, this is how this is. And this is how this is. And then
10, 20 years later, you find out this isn't how it is. This isn't even
a tenth of how you portrayed it to us. Right. Not even close
to what you want. And you keep on just force feeding it. What are you looking for?
Here it is. Yeah. The joint right there. You just
keep force feeding and force feeding. And you know what, actually, this is a good segue.
I want to read. And while you're looking on your phone, I'll
tell the people out there, you'll notice I'm not drinking alcohol today.
There we got two wasted last week and kissed a guy.
Two guys. Because we don't condone that kind of stuff on Larry Neal's show.
Drinking heavily? You might.
No, I'm not drinking that much tonight. What the heck?
You're not drinking enough. You're not drinking little enough to start your car though.
Thanks for his air in my laundry.
Like a Don Henley song or whatever.
Dirty laundry. What the heck?
All right, so five of the craziest
operations ever revealed in declassified CIA documents.
All right. So recently
the CIA was accused of conducting numerous nonhuman UFO retrieval missions and
had some of its Area 51 secrets revealed. All right, so
but three secret projects are pretty tame compared to some of them on the list.
All right. Number one project acoustic
kitty. Nice. Oh, yes. I know about acoustic
but I know you would like that as the first one. So in the 60s, 20 million
bucks of vet a veterinarian surgeon and put it in a microphone
or a microphone. Oh, yes, yes, to spy on the Russians and a small
radio transmitter into a cat with the idea that it would ease drop on enemies
of the state. So wait, let me finish. Yeah. So
that's a great band name. So they find the they find their target.
He's sitting in a park talking, sitting the guy is talking to a guy in a bench.
Probably another spy. They let the kitty out of the van
and he runs across the street and gets hit by a car
and he's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Why would you tell the story? I'm not even done with it, dude.
But you can keep going. You didn't know he got killed.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, great way to play along, dude.
Thanks for just busting your load halfway through the story.
What's the rest? Well, now it's kind of not even working. Yeah, it is.
If there's more facts, it's just one little thing I happen to know about
one of the four claim that the cat was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately.
Good job.
That was an accent. And so you gave a better but it's a taxi makes it funny.
Yeah, it really does. So why would you tell me
and dummies didn't let it out on the same side of the street?
It's like, what the fuck? The cat was smart enough to know which guy to go to.
They had all this shit trained. They spent 20 million dollars on a fucking cat.
One cat. Because a radio transmitter don't cost 20 million.
It was a lot of training involved.
Well, that and also I mean, radio waves and stuff like that.
It doesn't really work. It might be more suspicious.
I really want to see these guys. And so a cat walking by in the park.
They would have no idea. The microphone like on its side.
But the microphone was actually implanted inside the cat's.
It had a receiver. Right behind the head and the receiver was down the spine somewhere.
Dude, yeah, I saw animal does that to animals.
Like you have to really be a sadistic bastard.
And then the poor baby gets hit by a taxi taxi.
Still a car. I know, but a taxi makes it funny.
Get out of the road, stupid cat.
You spent all that money and why would you?
Why would you interject all these variables?
Like now you have to get along along road 20 mil when they spent the 20 mil.
This was this was a year in the 60s.
Yeah, this is like 40 mil right now.
Astronomical. It was probably like a hundred million today.
With inflation. I don't know.
OK, well, I think that's project.
I mean, I don't call me on that.
But yeah, acoustic kitty that poor baby.
That should be that's a great band name project acoustic kitty.
I like that.
And that's pretty good.
All right. So number two in the 1950s, one person wrote the CA conducted research
to figure out what sorts of myths and superstitions the Philippine people had.
They discovered that they were afraid of vampires. Nice.
At one point they disrupted a group by snatching a local man murdering him
and putting teeth marks on his neck.
Then they hung him upside down for his friends to find which terrified the village.
No, my God. The CIA did this, man.
That is some low shift.
Isn't that crazy?
You're inciting fear in a village.
Well, because you're feeding off their insecurities.
I mean, I hope this is one of your stories.
If it is, you could stop me.
I don't know. I don't.
When they played the sounds of the babies and the women crying and moaning over,
they went through the jungle, put up loudspeakers all over the place.
Respect that.
And then all night to drive them crazy.
And they had some superstition against it and it put fear in their hearts.
But soon they figured out that it was coming from these speakers
and then the soldier just blasted the fuckers.
But they had them up in trees and shit all over the place.
Yeah, they did that at Waco too.
Remember when they were blasting fucking music?
Oh, yeah.
They do. Like auditory, what is that?
Shoot that for you.
Auditory weapons.
It's like, well, auditory.
Auditory weapons.
You know, when you like put somebody in, lock them in a room and just blast music.
Like when I went and saw that Grindcore concert, that was a lot of torture.
I love that stuff.
Oh, dude, it was horrible.
These fuckers couldn't sing at all.
They sing about as good as Dave.
You want to know why they did that with the vampire?
Why?
So it was all part of an effort to reelect Ramon Magasay.
The vampire slayer.
No, that's not conducive to what you want.
That is true.
I mean, this is the Philippines.
It was Buffy's great grandfather.
So they just wanted this guy reelected because he acted as a puppet for the U.S.
Nice.
The CIA wrote his speeches and directed his policy.
Of course they did.
Isn't that crazy?
Geez, Louise.
We are American tax dollars.
See, okay.
I mean, listen, seriously, okay, you want movie scripts?
I mean, the CIA just gives them to you.
Yeah, you don't need any.
I mean, if I came up to you and I was like, Larry, I got this idea.
That's better than my idea with the taxes thing.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
That's what I'm saying.
This is a crazy movie.
It's beautiful.
But I'm like, hey, I'm going to take you to lunch, Larry.
Let's go have a nice lunch, have a couple of whiskeys, you know, and I'm going to tell
you this idea.
The CIA has found this group.
It's afraid of vampires.
Okay, how the fuck do you know this?
That's what your next question would be.
So you've got to have someone, you know.
Like-minded individuals.
Yeah, or you pay, you find one of them, you pay to find one of the people and you pay
them or you torture them.
You're amazing.
But probably you just say, hey, what are you guys really afraid of?
Oh, what's some of your folklore?
You pretend like you're their friend.
You're interested.
Yeah, you're befriended them.
And you know, it's maybe some girl.
It's some girl talking to another girl.
They went to a village.
It was a freedom of vampires.
And then she goes to the big parts.
Fake bite marks hung the guy upside.
That's just fucking great.
I mean, that's way, this is way more sophisticated.
That's like cartel shit.
Dude, that is psychological warfare at grassroots.
That's what that is.
I respect the hell out of that.
That's grassroots.
I like that.
Grassroots, psychological warfare, another good band name.
We're going into foreign countries and murdering foreigners to implement fear and then have
a puppet that we want to put in place so we can control their government.
That is the craziest movie ever.
I mean, that's a great idea.
I can't believe.
Like I said, I haven't read these yet, but that one really shocks me.
That is, I mean, it is crazy that this is really, I mean, I don't know exactly how, um, if these
are true or not.
Yeah.
But if they're fictitious, but if these are real, I can't believe that this is, oh my gosh,
it's so funny.
All right.
Number three, operation sea spray.
According to the Smithsonian magazine, beginning on September 26, 1950, the crew of the US Navy
Minesweeper ship spent six days spraying seriatta, mascaras into the air.
I don't know what that is.
I should look that up.
About two miles off the coast of California.
So they're spraying something into the air, a minesweeper ship.
Okay.
The project was called Operation Sea Spray and its aim was to determine the success ability
of a big city like San Francisco to a bio weapon attack by terrorists.
So basically, they poisoned them to see.
Well, no, I don't think they poison them.
They could be poisoned.
They're spraying stuff into the jet stream that's supposedly non lethal or non, non harming
just to see how it would spray out.
In the city.
How it would spread and how far would it get.
But there had to be some sort of way you had to track it.
So maybe they had to put some sort of.
Maybe that's the stuff that you're talking about, that chemical that you're talking about
that they sprayed.
That's probably some kind of metallic shit.
Yeah, he has to have flakes in it.
That would be tracked.
Okay.
So, you know, and again, even though it's not harmful on the surface, metallic shit
sprayed into the fucking air is never good.
It's like the it's like the.
Contrails.
Chemtrails.
The contrails are okay.
That's condensation and shit.
Chemtrails.
That's another story.
Well, I could tell you about those.
We live real close to O'Hare Airport.
Yeah, you could see.
And okay, so there was a catch at the time the US military thought that Serrata
couldn't harm humans.
That's a shit they sprayed into the air.
Okay, from the minesweeper, the Navy minesweeper.
This is the tracking probably the tracking material.
So the bug bugs.
The bug was mostly known for the red.
Oh, yeah.
The red spots that produced on infested foods that had not been why why they linked to clinical
conditions.
So they were bugs.
Yeah, that changed when one week after the test, 11 11 local residents checked into the
hospital complaining of UTIs.
So you're turning your track infections.
I know somebody ended up dying and some has suggested that the release forever changed
the areas.
Micro micro microbial ecology.
I apologize for my reading.
Where's that?
Okay.
Here's another another.
Oh my gosh, I can't believe I can't talk right now.
Another example of the government spraying crap into the air and harming us.
Yeah.
Remember, we were I was just talking about that those papers that were released in 1994
about where they were going through the African American communities and they were spraying
in St. Louis and Ohio.
They were spraying like the silver stuff.
And it was shown and they were testing it on these areas as like, I think it was a bug
deterrent.
Okay.
So and what happened was these people started getting cancer and the government denied it,
denied it, denied it, you know, and then in 1994, the papers came out and it says,
yeah, but it was still stuff.
It was still non-costic or non-harmful or didn't cause cancer because everybody was
dead.
So they couldn't say anything, but they admitted we were spraying it.
I told you when we were.
Hey, this shit won't harm you, but we got 40,000 dead motherfuckers over here that might
argue with you.
I told you when I was working on that the roof of the target when we were swapping out
our TUs that there was a helicopter spraying shit in this residential area real early
morning and like you could barely hear the helicopter.
Hey, I got it.
I just had a I just had a great idea.
We should raffle off this dashiki or all our black history month.
This thing is beautiful.
It really is.
I mean, let me tell you, it'll get you more fat white girls than you get more fat white
girls than you know what to do with and you'll be able to ruin all their credit.
Yeah.
So I got to do was email us.
It was funny.
I did.
I showed you that meme with those with the or leave a comment or whatever, man.
We'll give it to you.
Some stickers to all.
Yeah.
You got to be creative though.
I was right in the middle of doing that.
You got to be.
No, you didn't have to be creative.
Yeah, I want some creative shit.
All right.
So we'll say your name on the air.
Thank you.
God forbid.
I'm not going to be a big fan of the technology of they're saying that it changed it forever
because the government just like spraying stuff on its own people.
Yeah.
We're all getting pigs.
Yeah.
Because I got a good story that's going to tie in there.
All right.
So excuse me.
Number four, the papers describing astral projection.
Okay.
Which I believe in astral projection.
It's like remote viewing to some extent.
I've done it through drug use before.
Okay.
But you know what it scared me and I don't mess around with that shit anymore.
That's satanic.
I don't know about that.
It is.
If you have some sort of other power, I don't know.
You should be able to use it and write.
I mean, it's not look at Edward Casey.
Edgar Casey.
Well, I don't think it's a crazy.
Jesus.
What I think of Edgar Casey.
I wasn't comparing Edgar Casey to Jesus.
You douchebag.
How did you get that in your head?
I just think it's.
Yeah, I see.
He's still got you to move.
I will kick you right the chops.
I just think it's bad.
What is astral viewing?
Yeah.
Alright, so they brought a psychic in, which I do believe in this.
I said they brought a psychic in, placed an envelope with coordinates and a time frame
on it, asked him to describe what he saw.
He described dying a dying planet where people had left to discover a new place they could
populate.
It was revealed that the envelope contained coordinates on Mars in the distant past.
It gets much more in depth when he describes large structures, etc.
Not very long and very much worth the read.
I don't know about that.
I guess it's bogus that they just shut it down like that.
And they're saying, I mean, so I don't believe that bullshit.
Well, I don't.
But they're saying that.
Okay, so this is.
These are actual.
So this is a weird one because they're saying that this actually happened and this guy saw
this.
But now they're downplaying that he didn't see it.
They totally just shut it down.
That's crazy.
Well, but it doesn't fall into the theory of the firmament and the flat earth.
Well, no, but I'm just saying, Larry, you're completely on a different scope of what I'm
talking about.
I understand.
It says it's not very long and very much worth the read.
And then they don't tell you.
Yeah.
And it just cuts off.
It said, well, you got to look up the guy that did the remote viewing on Mars for the
CIA.
Yeah.
And they said it took place in the 80s, but its failures apparently didn't stop Russian
scientists from trying to train people to contact aliens using psychic abilities in
the 90s.
So I don't know.
Okay.
Remote viewing, like it has to have, okay, because I know, you know, somebody's typing
their password in or something.
But the odds of you catching that at the same time.
And I mean, it sounds so farfetched that I love the believe.
Well, you hear the stories about the remote viewers where they're looking, they're looking
at the aliens and the guys there and he's like, I'm there.
I'm seeing what they're doing.
Yeah.
And he's like, oh my God.
They just heard, they just, they know I'm here.
They see me.
They feel you.
Like get out of there.
Get out of there right now.
And the guys just sitting in a room, but at the same time they sensed that he was there,
supposedly, well, in this far away place where they were messing around on their spaceship.
And I wonder if they also, what do you call, drug these people up some of them?
Well, you know, just to see, well, I'm just saying because there has to be a time when
you're like, maybe we should try the sober, not give them a hundred hits of LSD.
But that, that, see, that's the kind of stuff that opens it up though.
That's why I think it's bad.
It opens your third eye.
I don't know about that.
What's bad remote viewing?
Yeah.
You want to know more.
I mean, you got to use the mind.
Maybe you don't use enough of the mind.
All right.
Is there another story?
Yeah, there is.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm boring you.
You're yawning.
What the hell, man?
Keep the shit rolling.
You can't do that.
Rollin, rollin, rollin.
I can keep it rolling.
All right.
So already operation Northwood's, you know about, I think it sounds familiar, but let's
hear it.
America's top military leaders reportedly drafted plans to kill innocent people and commit acts
of U.S. terrorism, terrorism in U.S. cities to create public support for a war against
Cuba.
Wow.
We've spoke about this before.
This is a crazy one.
They actually.
It must have been one of the ones where I was drinking because I don't remember.
Code name operation Northwood's.
The plans reportedly included the possible assassination of Cuban emigrants, sinking boats
of Cuban refugees on the high seas, hijacking planes, blowing up a U.S. ship and even orchestrating
violent terror, terrorism in U.S. cities.
Damn.
They were going to blow up their own ship at one point.
Damn.
All to get into Cuba, which it's a freaking island that we put so many sanctions on and
screwed it so much that it should be a flourishing place.
I saw a thing about Cuba.
These guys, when they break a guitar string, they got to figure out a way to fucking make
a new one.
I mean, they have nothing.
Their cars are from like 1952 or whatever.
There used to be a TV show.
And it's amazing how ingenuitive, like they get a guitar or an instrument or whatever they
get, a toaster.
They fix that thing and refix that thing.
Yeah.
Now, like, I was just throwing away.
Well, because they can't get anything.
There was a TV show that actually showed these guys that had these classic cars and they would
break down and they would have to get manufactured parts or they'd have to get other parts and
then make them compatible with what they were looking for.
Everything.
Everything is rigged and doctored.
It's amazing.
That's all they have.
But they have these two last cars.
Yeah.
I saw this one thing and the guy literally had, he made a guitar.
The thing was broken down and he fixed it to like new and then he had to like come up
with strings and he was taking them off of other things and, you know, it was like.
What kind of other things?
Other guitars.
Oh, OK.
Well, there you go.
All right.
Well, now that makes sense.
You know, you couldn't really, you couldn't really go buy strings.
It's like it was weird and it was like they didn't have the latest, uh, Squire strats
or whatever that they got.
Squire strats.
They didn't have strings.
Exactly.
It was amazing.
They don't have food, Larry.
It's amazing.
Everything they had was ancient.
No, that's what I mean.
I know, but I understand.
I understand the correlation between what you're talking about, but it's just funny
that they make do.
They don't have cars with rear view cameras and stuff.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe in some parts they do, but the majority of the people are in poverty.
Yeah, they're driving in 1961, Buick usually.
They have a lot of sought after cars there, but the body, you open the engine and it throws
out a boat motor in there.
Yeah.
You know, they take a shoot.
Well, because they had to fix everything again and again.
That's the problem.
They have huge sanctions on them.
I mean, it's, it's Cuba.
Communist.
It was at one point.
I believe so.
I don't know if it still is because that's not going too good.
I mean, we have the game plan for it, right?
We saw how communism goes.
Yeah.
Why do we keep on?
Yeah.
Why does the government keep on wanting to push us more and more?
Definitely know the red side and not the good red side.
No, that's, that's what they like.
What's that to push and communism?
Well, it seems like it lately.
You can't get away with anything anymore.
That way, you know, they could stay in power and do whatever they want, push us around
as much as they want.
We have no say.
So we're already doing that.
We're going to say so on anything.
Yeah, I could get a lot worse.
They made an example of that.
Right.
With the insurrection.
They totally made an example of if you want to stand up for what's right, guess what we're
going to do to you?
People were in jail that were just there in the town.
They used their credit card at 711 that day in DC that had nothing to do with it or it
got locked up.
I mean, that's what I mean.
It was like a street sweep on the west side.
Well, it's like the first part of a communist regime is fighting against its people and
imprisoning them for standing up for the rights, right?
Yeah.
I mean, that's, I mean, that should be the definition of the first step of what the first
step I think it is is the platforming people, making them look like bad people, totally
slandering them.
And there's no.
You know, the very first thing Trump will do is pardon those people.
I hope somebody broke a window and got like 10 years.
Some people got like 14, 15 years.
They didn't break anything.
The only thing and nobody took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk.
What?
That's a story that got blown out of proportion.
The dude put his feet up on her desk.
I saw that picture.
Yeah, that's the only thing that happened.
There was a guy that stole the pulpit, though, or the podium.
I think yeah, that was a guy that he was carrying that.
There was a picture of that.
So I think that's real.
But he could have been a bit of an FBI plan.
It was an all governed PSY app.
That's all what it boils down to.
You get the you get the pipe bomb that started the whole thing off, which is so farcical
that anybody with half a brain could realize that this is just mind control.
Yeah, like the whole different narrative was given to us as a country.
And you know, like all this scary stuff, but then all of a sudden video comes out.
And it's like the storyline that they gave us is completely fake.
And no, and it just got brushed under the rug.
Like it was it was news for a couple of days and it's not anymore.
Yeah.
Here's clear examples of our government working against us.
Yeah, it's like, you know, it's like those, I don't know.
You don't know what those pink cups that everybody wanted for a minute.
Well, I don't know.
There was some coffee cups Stanley cups.
Yeah.
Is that what it was?
Yeah, they were like Stanley comes to shit about that anymore.
Right.
That's already over, isn't it?
That's how our cycle is.
That's how our brains are fast.
It is.
Take talk video.
Yeah.
Everything is all smashed into 15 seconds or you know, who cares about it.
Nobody has Stanley cups.
Well, people did.
They weren't crazy for it.
They don't care anymore though, right?
I don't know.
I'm not into that market.
I know.
But I'm just saying it's like that.
Except a cups, b cups, c cups and d cups.
The only cups I know about double D right now.
I've got to take it.
Where are you going?
I got to blow my nose.
Oh, Jesus.
Man, isn't there a toilet paper over here?
So then that is pretty funny that that operations north with that we're willing to commit acts
of terrorism on our own country to take over another country and we're going to blame it
on the Cubans.
Like that's what that makes.
Well, but I mean, this is actually something that almost came to fruition.
Um, I don't know.
So there was five of them.
It's very funny that everybody thinks that, you know, the government is our best interest
when they don't care two shits about us.
The R is just freaking fodder to them.
Yeah.
The boys in cataclysmic, my band know they're smart, but the guys that were in the cover
band, I was in there a bunch of fucking dummies.
They don't.
They think the government has their best interest.
That's how naive they are.
I shouldn't say dummies.
They're just not smart.
They don't have the same opinions on things and maybe they're not educated to the point
where they're not open to listen at all.
But at the same time, they're free.
They don't know anything.
I guess so.
Yeah, they're very free because once you start looking into this crap and ignorance is bliss.
No, it's not.
That's the problem.
Everybody says ignorance is bliss.
If you're ignorant to everything, you're, but you want to be an ignoramus.
No.
Yeah, exactly.
I would rather not.
I'd rather be miserable.
Well, miserable and know what's going on rather than just being some other person that thinks
everything's great and I'll pay $12 for this and that used to be six bucks.
Right.
And I'll pay this much and this much and I won't be able to afford anything.
Nothing I can own because everything's too expensive.
You got to rent at least it.
Government owns your car.
Government owns your land.
Government owns everything.
Then the next thing you know.
I took my first ride in a Tesla, which is totally against my religion, but I gotta say.
I don't know about your religion.
It was nice.
It was a constitution.
Yeah, it was nice.
I was a passenger.
I didn't drive it or anything.
But you know.
It was a luxury automobile.
You know what?
You're lucky the battery didn't die.
You got stranded.
It had a lot of gadgets and shit.
It was it was fun.
You know what they're going to probably do to humiliate Tesla drivers?
What we should do?
You got to put a pocket twat on there and you got to bang it to get started.
You know, to get to charge the battery.
So however long you go, that's how long the battery charges because we need to shame these
people.
They're ruining our electrical grid.
That'd be one way not to buy them.
Or the other way is just try to take a long drive, more than an hour or two on the highway.
And then you're going to get stranded and your whole trip is ruined because you believe
that dinosaur because dinosaur bones and all this stuff is bad for a combustion engine.
Yeah, I guess this country was built on the combustion engine.
If you're chatting around the city.
Yeah.
You know, you're a comedy guy working the low level clubs and you had a tour around
in your car.
You need gas because you got to get from like Sioux Falls, Idaho or something.
What are you talking about?
Well, I'm just saying if you had a Tesla and you were like a guy, I'm not using the band.
I'm using a guy on a comedy tour and he's got to drive from all these little dive bars
to work his way up to the fucking Palladium or whatever.
First of all, this guy can't afford a Tesla.
Right.
First of all, he wouldn't have four hours or three hours or whatever it takes to charge
a thing.
But you have to, though.
That's the problem.
So he would have to have a gas car.
You couldn't do it if you needed to travel over the road.
There's also more people that, hey, say, I live in a, I live in an apartment.
You can't just put Tesla chargers there.
Yeah.
Where are they all going to go?
You need more power to do that.
These people don't realize that you need power to do things.
You just can't make say, you can't just plug it into the wall.
No, you just can't be like, hey, all the cars are going to be electric, but we're not going
to worry about the electrical grid.
We're not going to up size that because we can't burn coal because that's bad.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know, can't have nuclear power because that's bad.
They want to do wind farms that are a hundred times worse than burning fossil fuels.
I mean, they take the blades off and bury them in the ground and they don't, they don't
disintegrate or break down.
I was driving to Kansas City with Bobby and I remember seeing one of those blades, it
was like it for an extra large one.
It literally had like, it looked like the old time roller skates that you would strap
onto the bottoms of your shoes.
One on the back of the blade because the truck, because the fucking blade was so long and
another thing behind it.
You know what I mean?
I know, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
And I'm like, damn, that blade must be over a hundred feet long.
And it's non biodegradable.
And then there was three.
I mean, shout out to Greta Thunberg and Al Gore for making stupid predictions that the
earth's sea was going to rise out of foot.
And then they had to completely shut that down.
No, they always do.
They do that every few years.
They shut down what they said.
That's why all the billionaires buy on the sea, right?
Yeah.
The oceans and shit.
Come on.
It is just, just breaking us down.
Yeah.
Everyone should just look at wherever Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey talks.
Well, you should stay away from that.
Well, you should look where they are and then tell yourself, is the sea really going to
rise?
Unless you'd like to go to the bath house or unless you have crack cocaine.
Do you want to get close to Obama?
If you meet in the bath house, that's on your own terms, okay?
But you show up with knee pads and an eight ball of crack though.
He'll let you right in.
We do not condone that behavior.
I would never do what Obama does.
You're right.
I don't condone that behavior.
The crack or the weird.
No, I'm talking about the killing of people and blood on his hands and the way he acts
like he's holier than thou, which each president has to.
They just.
Well, they don't have to.
I remember Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter.
They didn't act like they were bosses.
They weren't tough guys.
No.
But I mean the policy.
Ford was a tough guy though, man.
He was a fucking football star, you know, World War II guy.
He was not a pussy.
Yeah.
The dudes were tough back then.
Now they're, you know, a bunch of soft dudes anymore.
Yeah.
Get married when you call it.
I don't know about puppets.
They're just mind controlled.
The ultimate MK ultra has been done.
They have completely controlled people by their cell phones.
This is what's cool.
This is what you should do.
If you want to be cool, do this.
Yeah.
If you feel like a boy and you're a girl, if you feel like a girl and you're a boy,
it's okay to do that.
I remember back in the day when they had the cell phone commercial where it showed the
guy on the bus and there was the hot looking girl and she pulls out her iPhone and he's
got the flip phone and it was like, you got to get a smartphone or else you won't be part
of the game crowd.
You won't get this pussy if you have a fucking right.
You won't get laid if you don't have an iPhone.
Yes.
I mean the ultimate marketing sex sales.
Yeah.
And then they ran that bitch until every person had one.
Oh, I want some pussy too.
Let me get one of those.
And then they start making these apps that are all controlled by the Satanist pedophiles.
And then they indoctrinate you into getting sex.
Sex is easy to get.
You don't have to be monogamous and do all you don't have to start a family.
This work is more important than a family.
And this is what you need to do and you need to have this sort of status because everybody's
on the internet and it's crazy.
I don't use it for anything.
Except me.
I'm only looking at, like, I look at like the most dangerous neighborhoods in the country.
You look at the worst of the worst.
So you are looking at bad stuff on there.
I am.
Because if you didn't have your phone you wouldn't be looking that up.
But I'm not looking at influences or anything.
No.
But at the same time.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
I'm not my...
I know you're not either.
Whatever I do isn't swayed by the internet.
No.
There is some cool stuff on there.
It tells me...
I like to watch the...
It sways me on what neighborhoods I might want to stay out of.
Or go into.
Depending on what kind of mood you're in.
You know, yeah, exactly.
In the old days it would tell me where I wanted to go but these days it more tells me where
I don't want to go anymore.
Yeah, it's crazy how accessible everything is.
You know, you have to do is look on the internet and you can find...
You literally just type in what you want.
Even though I don't think the internet is the same as the fed.
Although the stuff I watch doesn't affect me per se.
You know, these gangster rappers or...
Oh, that's all CIA...
These lower level guys though that aren't hooked into the CIA yet though.
They're just jumping off the porch now.
They didn't get grabbed up yet.
You know, they're just fucking getting it.
They're just making it...
Oh man, you're on a run.
And you know, so other kids might look at this like younger kids and be like, oh that's
fucking cool.
Yeah, they want to emulate that.
Yeah.
See, it doesn't affect me that way.
Yeah.
You had to say three racist things.
No, I didn't say anything racist, man.
Listen back to it.
Whatever.
But I know what you mean.
But the thing is that the phone shoves it in your face and now you can watch all the
time, you know, people live stream, people are...
They live their lives.
Even now they got that thing where you put it over your eyes, I don't know what it is,
Apple something, and like a vision.
I just...
Here's what happens with me.
I play the guitar and I play the piano a lot more because when everyone's hanging around
my house and they're starting looking down at their phones and I look and even my wife
is looking down at her phone, I just start banging away and fucking making off the time.
Good background music.
Yeah, and I'm getting a lot more practicing because nobody's social anymore.
It's like, okay, you know, Don Anforth, he's looking at his fucking phone.
He's looking at...
His latest thing is he's looking at this baboon from India who's on a leash so somebody
owns him.
And then these other crazy Indian guys who are grabbing cobras and just grabbing, you
know, like...
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, like this is crazy shit.
Yeah, and this baboon seems to be getting bit by cobras and maybe, I don't know, or maybe
it's not a baboon.
It's some kind of monkey with an orange hair.
And he doesn't seem to be affected at all.
They show this thing every day, fucking with these cobras.
Three cobras around them, looking at them.
And this is what Mark's like, look Larry, look at this.
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you watching?
And he doesn't know because all the comments are in Indian.
Yeah.
So the speaking is in Indian.
Tony has a porn watch.
Cobra's bite a monkey.
He's on some dude list.
Yeah, they're speaking poon jabbing.
He's like, look at this, Larry.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
He's like, I have no idea.
This dude was holding the cobra today and he's holding it where the thing has about
two feet.
Oh, is it with the redneck guy with the tattoos?
No, it's an Indian guy.
And he looks like he's on the best heroine that you could ever...
He's all fucked up.
And the thing is, turned around and snapping at him, he's just moving his arm a little
bit and I'm like, man, this fucker's going to get bit.
And then he just puts it down and slithers away.
Why the fuck would you want a snake by your face?
And his friend is obviously filming him on an iPhone.
I mean, it's crazy.
It's an iPhone.
Dude, why would you put a snake by your face?
It was fucking crazy.
And this bamboo was like the snake is snapping at him and he's hitting it in the head.
It comes at him again, he's hitting it in the head.
How did Junejambi die?
He got bit in the face by a cobra.
Oh, well, he died loving what he did.
At least he was doing what he loved.
Exactly.
This guy's video.
And now they probably make money off of it.
The funny thing is, is these guys, who the hell does that nowadays?
I mean, I want to watch it now.
They were definitely in India.
And Mark goes, oh man.
Yeah, they have access to cobras.
The weather looks great there.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
And he's like, oh, and then Mary says all the water is where they call tepid or not tepid.
Brackets.
Yeah.
So he had to boil everything.
Oh, yeah.
You know, and so he's like, oh, maybe he's thinking he's going to go there on vacation.
Take the Ganges.
You don't want to, you don't not want to.
Like that.
Remember when we watched that video, that guy drink the water.
He drank the water and he was immediately hospitalized.
It's like, all right, dude, we got the point.
It took about a minute.
Oh, it was just brown.
It was just brown.
Look, it was just.
So you got to do a lot of things to that water.
First, you got to strain it.
Yeah.
And then, you know, with cotton and shit.
Oh, I mean, you got to use an autoclave on that thing.
First of all, just to kill.
And then you need to boil that shit like a motherfucker, restrain it.
I don't know what you would do.
I don't know, man.
There's got to be fucking clothes.
If you and I drank that, we'd be dead.
Brita ain't going to do it.
No, Brita's definitely not going to do it.
I mean, you need the eight arms of each new freaking distill that water.
Eight arms to hold you.
But it's very funny.
What time are we at?
Ah, 58 minutes.
Nice.
See?
Piss off.
You hear that, Kiki?
Yeah, that was a good one.
That's very honorable.
Oh, is this God beer?
Oh, OK.
That's very honorable.
You can do it at the end of the show.
OK.
Yeah, because you know what?
We haven't done in a long, long time.
What'd you know?
I think I just saw it earlier.
Angry, poor.
Dude, you're kidding me.
You hit the gong and you don't even know where the freaking notebook is?
I had it right before we started.
Yeah, but that could be anywhere.
You smoked eight bongs before we did this.
All right.
Oh, man, Larry, you're killing me.
No, you got to look for it.
We're going to do the, OK.
We'll do, I'll do our shout outs.
God, see, look at Jesus, Russ.
All right, come on.
Get out of the screen, dude.
What are you doing?
Showing the block so I can prove I have it.
OK, well, you know, you don't have to block the camera.
You are very dishonorable.
OK.
Fortune cookie 500.
Did I read last week?
You didn't read anything.
We couldn't get any word in last week.
So I already read this one.
I don't know.
This cannot drive out.
Yeah.
That's why I don't know why you mark them.
But I didn't.
OK.
You probably read that one.
But what else?
I don't know.
I've read that one.
But whatever.
OK, this is a good one.
And I did not read this one.
OK.
And this is going to be good in a mock Chinese voice or whatever.
OK.
I'll take your word for it.
You racist.
When you do make a mistake, do not treat yourself as if though you were the mistake.
So when you make a mistake, don't treat yourself as if though you were the mistake.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, don't hate on yourself, man.
Well, I mean, you should to some extent, if you hurt someone or you're bad job deal
and you know, it's like, okay.
That's more than a mistake though.
Well, I mean, the gun accidentally went off when I pointed it at his head.
Oh, man.
You know.
That's different.
Don't hate on yourself for that.
The homeless guy accidentally jumped out in the crosswalk in front of my car and I ran him over.
You know, I accidentally gave those guys Fennie.
Well, that kind of shit you can't help.
What do you mean?
If you're a drug dealer, yeah, you can't just tell us all.
But I mean, that's a good one.
If you don't want to, I mean, if you make a mistake, don't think that you're the mistake.
Yeah.
I mean, this shit just, some of them are, I swear to God.
I don't know who wrote these things, but it should be punished.
Someone obviously doesn't know what's going on.
They shouldn't really be punished in the most severe way.
They should be brought to Tiananmen Square and ran over with a tank.
And also, I got to say, the last couple of episodes.
Sherry J.
Yeah, I did not.
Big Joe Emery.
Jesus God.
Mr. Rex, keep going.
You keep talking.
I'm just going to slowly say it on your ear.
The last couple of episodes, I did not shout out Tom's Free Clinic.
And he was pissed.
So I got to say this time, Tom's Free Clinic, automotive and veterinarian, the best place
to go for whatever your woes down there on Main Street.
Down there on Main Street?
Oh man.
Oh shoot.
If the blister on your wiener is starting to get meaner, call Tom's Free Clinic.
That's good.
Now take an EBT.
Yeah.
I mean, they were supposed to open a sex shop, but I think the city shut them down.
I think so.
They were too close to, you can't have an oil containment system next to a vet clinic.
And then the ultimate peace sign.
And then when they checked Tom's special packaged lubricants and they found out that it was
automotive waste.
Automotive waste?
You know, oils and.
Is that so much worse?
Like they mixed like antifreeze oil.
Use oil and oil changes and shit.
Yeah, like gear fluid.
It wasn't antifreeze.
Nothing they've heard.
That's what I'm saying.
Nothing they'll hurt you.
Oh, no.
Right away.
You can look like one of those ducks from the dove commercial.
Junk's all covered.
You'll need a gallon of dawn.
Dawn, that's what.
Just the head poking up.
You know, on the duck head comes off.
He's all fucking.
He can't fly and shit.
Good luck getting that shit off.
Oh man.
We suggest not buying that actually.
You might need more than dishwashing.
Yeah, you really do.
You should probably go to the gynecologist.
Well, that's maybe why Tom did that.
Because he does have that.
I mean, I'm starting.
I don't think we can let Tom support us anymore if he's doing this.
These are not good business practices.
I mean, we're going to get caught up.
He took them off the shelf, but they told him he couldn't even open the shop.
The NAACP or the BAA, the better BBB, the better business bureau.
And the NAACP were mad too.
All the dildos were black.
But why would they be mad then?
Because it didn't show any diversity at all.
But they don't care about that.
I guess not.
It's for colored people.
That's what it says.
That's in the title, so I can't get trouble for saying it.
National corporation for colored people of America.
I don't know, man.
That sounds racist.
I don't like that connotation.
Jeez, man.
Broadcasting is on the internet.
Man.
It's going to say the worst stuff ever.
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