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Time to get ready for Larry and Needle's show.

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Larry and Needle's show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry and Needle's show. I'm Larry.

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I am Needle's.

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Hi, Key.

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I'm Key.

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We got Key.

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I'm Leonard.

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We got Leonard.

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We're going to try and contain this motherfucker for this episode.

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You know, I know he's a wild man, but that's just, that's natural.

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We can't help that.

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The nature of the beast, shall we say?

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Key word beast.

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Yeah, exactly.

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You're a fucking beast.

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You're going to try to start this and do this without me.

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No, we didn't.

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We told you to come down.

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We knew you'd come down.

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We started, baby.

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I was talking with his wife.

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Don't you ever do that by my back.

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That's more important than this shit.

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Okay.

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True words.

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We're never spoken.

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But that's very good.

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So here we are for our second episode.

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Geez.

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And everybody is doing good.

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Second episode for tonight.

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Happy Wednesday.

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By the way.

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Wednesday.

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Hopefully.

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No, but dude, this thing is going to get.

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I know, but this is coming out on Wednesday.

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He jokes about Boys Town, Joe's cheeks and his.

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Yeah.

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My ass was chapped.

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What year do you think this is?

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Yeah.

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Wednesday.

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This is 2024, right?

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All right.

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By the way, Kiki's wearing a beautiful catechronic t-shirt

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available to all of you.

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You got a joint layer or no?

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No.

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Done in weed green.

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And that's an original artwork that I drew myself.

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Oh, so you're not feeling any pain right now, huh?

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No, we're going to do dental work.

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Okay, good.

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Here we go.

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Get out the toolbox.

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Get that robo grip out of the toolbox.

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Get the molars out.

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That's all right.

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Where's your toolbox?

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I'm fixing my last wisdom tool.

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Go get your shine box.

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Now go home and get your.

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Hey, yeah, shine box.

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Yeah, get a knife.

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Oh.

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Let's go have a fucking dinner with mama.

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You know what we have a problem with in this country?

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What?

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Is people and the internet.

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Because we've talked about this before, how people like to Google things

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after the fact that they do things that are very heinous crimes.

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So last Monday.

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Or before they do things too.

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A woman high on meth.

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Especially, yeah.

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A woman high on meth slams into an Amish buggy.

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Google's what happens if you get into an accident with an Amish buggy

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and kill two people right after work.

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I mean, I mean.

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That's good.

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The search history of, I mean.

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Oh man.

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What did they tell her?

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What's that?

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What did they tell her?

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Oh, you're going right to Dr. Hedge Jail.

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Not Amish Jail.

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I mean, I have to read this headline again.

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What was this in Pennsylvania?

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A woman high on meth.

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You got to keep an eye out for the freaking horse and buggies, man.

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Yeah, but this bitch did it.

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What the hell?

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She hit their fucking ass.

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So she's stupid as fuck and she's, you know, all consequences.

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What do you think we should do to her?

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Hang her by the fucking.

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Her thumbs.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Dude, you read my mind.

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Put her in a makeshift fucking buggy and let a car run into her.

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I mean, I mean, her first reaction was to put it online.

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What do I do?

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What do I do with some guy?

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Mommy, mommy, mommy.

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You dumbass fucking cunt.

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You know, what the hell?

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You don't have any common sense.

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You go, oh, call the police first because that fucking Google, you're, you know, and

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Oh, well, oh, help me out of this.

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Help me out of this.

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No, I didn't.

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Fuck you.

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Google what to do after because when we talked about this, remember that guy?

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That was a cry when they were reading his, his charges.

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He Googled at 445 how to get rid of a body.

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How long a body takes to decompose.

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Six o'clock is all about it.

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And then he's like scoffing like, I didn't do that.

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We have.

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Hey, come on.

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Just do a fargo and put it through a wood chipper.

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Yeah, but that's very messy though.

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Hey, Larry, because, you know, then it's easier to dispose of you know what I mean?

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That leaves a huge mess.

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Hey, are you wanting to lug around a fucking 200 pound fucking body in a fucking plastic

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bag or some suitcases or do you want to take it and lug around some wood chips?

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Well, but the whole thing is, you got to get that body to the wood chipper.

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No matter what you're still lugging the body.

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No matter what.

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Hey, you know, if you're going to do it, have the wood chipper handy.

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You have the rental place dropped right where you killed the guy.

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And now you got a 40 foot radius of blood and all this stuff around.

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Okay, listen, do it through the rainy season.

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And the animals will also, Bob.

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I mean, do it at a pig farm.

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You know, if you're going to take and do something, you have to think it out.

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Okay, pigs will eat everything.

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That's for sure.

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All the bullshits.

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What was the guy's name, Larry, that we watched?

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These people are just stupid, man.

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The guy that was from Canada, was a Canada, the pig farmer.

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Remember, he had the hog stand.

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Pinkton, yeah, Willie Pinkton.

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Good recollection, pal.

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Thank you very much.

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And he would serve human flesh to people in burgers.

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Mad cow.

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Well, not mad cow.

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No, diseases, man.

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Human cow.

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What's that?

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I don't know, but it's great.

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This guy got away with a lot, though.

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There was something.

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That's like a Texas chainsaw.

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You got to think.

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No, he didn't get out.

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No one thinks shit out, you know, all these dumb ass people.

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He was very.

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I'm talking about if you're going to kill someone and want to dispose of it, think it

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Is that what you do?

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No, no human should kill another human.

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God's will.

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I mean, that is trust me.

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If I had to.

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That guy got complacent.

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I'd never mind.

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I love these boys, soccer.

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That's fine, though.

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When you think about this the way that these people do things, I know we're getting back

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on serial killers.

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That's all we ever talk about.

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Most a lot.

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That's what's happened down here.

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Willie Pickton.

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I think that picked in that was, I said, Pinkton.

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I think it's picked in.

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You were saying, is that Al Sharpton's cousin?

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He is still black history.

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You can tell by the silence on that one.

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We'll edit that out in post.

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Sharpton, Pinkton, it sounds like the cousins.

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We'll add laughs to it.

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That dude lost a lot of fucking weight, man.

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I liked him better fat.

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I liked him when he was pretty white.

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He burned down.

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All his crap.

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All his crap.

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I'm a Laker.

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Make a look at hi, make a heiny.

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Yeah, but I mean, all the Akbar.

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Con.

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But at the same time.

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Bad by the elephant.

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See, yes, this poor lady hit it on a spuggy.

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I googled it.

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Did she kill two people?

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21 counts.

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I don't know why 21, but.

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Well, driving on math, driving too fast.

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Oh, it was in Hittisota.

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So legal late in US and she leave the city.

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You know, for getting a stop for a vehicle.

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She killed two children.

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That's why there's 21 charges, man.

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And ironically, in her tape deck was dead Kennedy.

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She was listening to I kill Children at the exact time.

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And dead Kennedy.

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Ted Kennedy.

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Mary Joe, Kepeckney.

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RIP in heaven.

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Mary Joe, Kepeckney.

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We love you and your family.

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You shouldn't have died like that.

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And you know, it's been a scum.

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But he couldn't help it because he is.

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Fucking.

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Family covered it up, man.

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That's the thing.

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So this lady called her HR department and admitted.

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I just killed two Amish people.

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They were kids.

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I just hit an F in buggy.

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I'm not sober.

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I'm high on meth.

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HR manager recalled her saying.

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Damn.

285
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So never implicate yourself in a case.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, did we all say all those things?

287
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Did they put her in a, did they put her in a program to get off a drive?

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That's crazy.

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She called HR.

290
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Yeah.

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She called her job, which is weird.

292
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That's how high she was.

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She calls the worst department to ever get a hold of.

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I would call my parents.

295
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Somebody.

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I'm going to implicate them on this also.

297
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I'm going to call somebody with a fucking brain.

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Not work.

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They took and run me down with a car when I was riding a bike or whatever.

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And they got me in the ambulance.

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I had the paramedic taking call my boss.

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Then say fuck it.

303
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He's not a work saver.

304
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I'm not getting into a because of this.

305
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And he explained it all to him.

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You know what I mean?

307
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Yeah.

308
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Honestly, yeah, that's like my first call.

309
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I'm not coming into you.

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You got to call my boss.

311
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I'm not going to call him because a job is fucking important.

312
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Most people nowadays, they don't give a fuck about it.

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But you're calling in to say, what should I do?

314
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Yeah, more important.

315
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Exactly.

316
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You're calling in to say you're not coming to work.

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I would say what just happened for 10 and a half freaking years.

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And this is a great story because I know you guys will love this.

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All right.

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A man goes around a Texas thrift store shoving antiques up his butt.

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Big more than the antiques.

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Bigger chess pieces.

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This is our video.

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I'm taking this stool out with me.

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Mike goes through the trouble of buying a butt plug when you could simply shove antiques up your bum.

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Really?

327
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He was testing out the products.

328
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He was a killer villain.

329
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I was sharp-witted.

330
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How sharp were they?

331
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What?

332
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How sharp were they?

333
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Well, I don't know.

334
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The antiques.

335
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The king piece in the chessboard hurt a little.

336
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This guy hit like this.

337
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This guy planned it out.

338
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This guy thought about his little curve.

339
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He only took small things.

340
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He only took smooth things, Leonard.

341
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Chess pieces.

342
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But wearing a kill.

343
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You know, pawns.

344
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You gotta get them.

345
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You gotta get them.

346
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They have no sharp edges.

347
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He put a spoon in his ass.

348
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A spoon?

349
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Nice.

350
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And then it says, just in case there was any doubt, he wasn't done.

351
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He saw something that caught his eye, he picks up and looks at it and then does his little

352
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horsey stomp and proceeds to kester it.

353
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Man.

354
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Oh, get in there.

355
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Get in there.

356
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Oh, man.

357
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I'll fucking spoon, dude.

358
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The first time he's done this.

359
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He wanted to cook some shit later.

360
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He's a slamer.

361
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I hope it wasn't like one of, like a ladle spoon or something.

362
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It had to be like a teaspoon.

363
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I don't know.

364
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Hopefully it was one of those weirdy and teeth ones.

365
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He had to start.

366
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Florida.

367
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Yeah, he had to start.

368
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Oh, yeah.

369
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It was one of those giant belly crocker spoons that you send away for in this revenue.

370
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The wooden one.

371
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The red plastic one.

372
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Remember the big fork in the spoon?

373
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Oh, yeah.

374
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The wooden ones.

375
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What's that?

376
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No?

377
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Leonard.

378
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Yeah.

379
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The thing is that these people.

380
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This is just so fucking absurd, man.

381
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It's not.

382
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It's a story.

383
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That's what they like to do.

384
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I understand that.

385
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But it's just so fucking absurd.

386
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Dude, you can't really fathom it.

387
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No, I can't.

388
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I'm trying to picture it in my fucking mind.

389
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Nothing's a crime.

390
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Nothing's a crime.

391
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Nothing's a crime.

392
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It doesn't register.

393
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Well, that's the thing.

394
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Nothing really should surprise you.

395
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Yeah.

396
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Like, there's going to be a guy coming in your store.

397
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Think guy, he's not touching children, but this guy's just shoving stuff up his bum.

398
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Well, you know, the messed up thing is somebody probably read this and went to that antique store.

399
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It's like, is that stuff school for you?

400
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Yeah, this is one that guy's playing in.

401
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Yeah, now it's what he's got to sign it.

402
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He wants to buy it.

403
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Yeah, sign it.

404
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You didn't clean this, did you?

405
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No, it's a part of American history.

406
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Is this the one that he did this with?

407
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Yeah.

408
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I want this.

409
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Okay.

410
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Technically, that's hazardous material.

411
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You probably have to get rid of it.

412
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No, yeah, you would have to dispose of it.

413
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There is no way that you can keep that.

414
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You can't sell items that have been of someone's rectum.

415
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But who knows, though?

416
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How would you know?

417
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I don't think that he has been fucking cool.

418
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Well, he's on video doing it.

419
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So, I mean, that's how you know.

420
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They take and drop off all sorts of shit all the time.

421
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How do you know?

422
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That have been on people's ass?

423
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Who knows?

424
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Oh my God, Leonard.

425
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Well, any couches that have been donated?

426
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Yeah, check them with the black light.

427
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000
Yeah, oh Lord.

428
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Oh, yeah.

429
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They don't accept those.

430
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Yeah, they probably don't.

431
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Good wall salvation.

432
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Any couches in my house, you should check the black light.

433
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Yeah, all these NGOs that are perpetrators.

434
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You should check any freaking hotel bed you stay in.

435
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Oh, yeah, I mean, that's just obviously.

436
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
That's why I like sleeping on the floor.

437
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
I don't want to check, you know, the fucking...

438
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
That's what a hotel room is for.

439
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
Yeah, exactly.

440
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Just act freaky and you don't have to clean it up.

441
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
Exactly.

442
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
You don't have to care about throwing your bed out.

443
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Hey, they ain't cleaning the freaking mattresses.

444
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
They're cleaning the fucking floors.

445
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Okay.

446
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000
Okay, so I'd much rather...

447
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
How often do you clean your mattresses?

448
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Do you honestly think the floor...

449
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
How often do you clean your mattress?

450
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Do you think the fucking floor is clean?

451
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
I do.

452
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
I rotate it all the time.

453
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
We're not cleaning it though.

454
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
And I vacuum it too.

455
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Yeah, don't get it.

456
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000
I sew filter green vacuum cleaners and I can take and show you all the freaking...

457
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Yeah, but that doesn't get the hazardous material lost though.

458
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000
That skin and everything else that you take out of it, man.

459
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If I...

460
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,000
If we later have any relations and I accidentally show her which way the business end is of

461
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Moina and then it just sits in the bed and coagulates in one spot, vacuuming, picking that up.

462
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No.

463
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Rotate the mattress.

464
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Or when you got a squirter and there's a fucking wet spot this fucking thing.

465
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Exactly, yeah.

466
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
Yeah, you get a girl to rub it.

467
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
I dated a girl.

468
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
We had to wait and have her rub her sheets.

469
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
She wants it to buy rubber.

470
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
She wants it to buy rubber.

471
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
I dated a girl that needed rubber pants.

472
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000
You dated a girl that was in a rubber room.

473
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I had a chick...

474
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You know, she had me piss on her.

475
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Ah, Leonard.

476
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I was laying in the tub and I pissed on her.

477
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Sounds excellent.

478
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Okay.

479
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And how did that go?

480
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It reminded me never to fucking go out.

481
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Well, you know, there was a couple of times before that.

482
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You know, tired out of the bed.

483
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I didn't have enough freaking rope.

484
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I used an extension cord.

485
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But after she had me piss on her in the tub, that was the last time I took in sour, man.

486
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Well, no shit.

487
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I didn't take it.

488
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I wasn't a follow-up, man.

489
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I'm going, where the fuck is this in a lead to?

490
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She wasn't married.

491
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Hey, Leonard.

492
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Yeah.

493
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Leonard, she wasn't marriage material.

494
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It's just a precursor to a bad event.

495
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Well, yeah.

496
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
That's what it is.

497
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
It's like it's just going to keep on accelerating.

498
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000
I met her when I took in, checked myself in for rehab.

499
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Oh, yeah.

500
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
There you go.

501
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Rehab.

502
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
You know, and she was in there.

503
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
She was addicted to piss.

504
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
No.

505
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
She was one of the people taking in...

506
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Intake.

507
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
...in the rehab.

508
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Intake.

509
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
She was one of the socialists.

510
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Socialists.

511
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Socialists.

512
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I know.

513
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,000
I had a socialist who knows at the methadone clinic.

514
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No.

515
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
I hated that.

516
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
My mother.

517
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Is it wrong word?

518
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Socialist worker?

519
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Yeah.

520
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,000
You know, she was doing my therapy and shit like that.

521
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
She was doing more than your therapy.

522
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Yeah.

523
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That's what it ended up being.

524
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
But then after that, it's like no more.

525
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
I'm cured, man.

526
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
All I'm doing is drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.

527
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000
And pissing on my therapist.

528
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Sounds like a good time.

529
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Sounds fucking horrible.

530
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Sounds like a horrible fucking time to me.

531
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000
And I ain't bullshitting you, man.

532
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Unfortunately, I know.

533
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000
The crazy ones are the fun ones.

534
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
To an extent.

535
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Everybody likes to put their wiener in crazy until it gets too crazy.

536
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Yeah, but you know, if a chick wanted me to piss on her, I'd say, nah, you know what?

537
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
I'm going home.

538
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Well, it felt like you're the first guy to do it.

539
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
How was that my place?

540
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
You know, you did it at your own house?

541
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Yeah.

542
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Aw, man.

543
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
She got in my tub.

544
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
You are fucking tough.

545
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
At least I was in a tub.

546
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Yeah.

547
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000
She's like, hey, and your couch, like, oh, what did you do?

548
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Bad dog.

549
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
You can't hurt the paper.

550
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
She knows where you live, then.

551
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
That was a long ass dog.

552
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000
What if she comes over for more pissings?

553
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
You're not home.

554
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
We got a rag down there.

555
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Uh-oh.

556
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Man down.

557
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
We don't have nothing.

558
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
What the hell?

559
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Leonard's going to be penalized for that.

560
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
No, I'm not going to do that right now.

561
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
I apologize.

562
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000
We're going to send Leonard to the penal colony in Boys Town.

563
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Oh, man.

564
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:13,000
The Joe, the fucking dog, the old, your fucking cheek.

565
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
I don't know what that means, but it's getting fucking popular.

566
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
All right, should we do our game?

567
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Yeah, let's do the game.

568
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
This is not to offend anybody.

569
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
But we're going to offend people.

570
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000
No, no, we're not going to offend anybody at all.

571
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
But sorry, Joe.

572
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000
This is a game that Sherry, who I love a lot,

573
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
shout out Sherry.

574
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
We love you, Sherry.

575
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
A lot.

576
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
A lot, right?

577
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Sherry is the shit.

578
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
She's one of the women I love.

579
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
She's the real deal.

580
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
She's ride or die.

581
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
That's what I said.

582
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
I was asking, how much do you love Sherry?

583
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
I love her.

584
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
I love her.

585
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
I love her.

586
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
I love her.

587
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
I was asking, how much do you love her?

588
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
So Sherry commented on one of our videos,

589
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
and I came up with the game because of this.

590
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:59,000
So this game is called MLK Quotes or Fortune Cook A Quotes.

591
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
MLK or Fortune Cook A?

592
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Yes.

593
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Does that mean Martin Luther King?

594
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Yes, sir.

595
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
No, it means fucking.

596
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
In accordance with Black History Month.

597
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
What about Junior?

598
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
You missed the Junior at the end of it.

599
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Okay, MLK Junior or Fortune Cook A, Senior.

600
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Okay.

601
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Great Black man.

602
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
That was a government sigh-up and Jesse Jackson was involved.

603
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
What's that?

604
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000
We all know it was a government sigh-up and Jesse Jackson was involved.

605
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Yep.

606
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Yep, definitely.

607
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
He was right there on the back on him.

608
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
All right.

609
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
So, I'm gonna read you.

610
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
All right, listen, we're playing now.

611
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:37,000
I'm gonna read you a quote, and you guys have to guess if it's MLK or Fortune Cook A.

612
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Okay.

613
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Are you ready?

614
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
What's a fortune cookie?

615
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
A fortune cookie.

616
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
The thing is a fortune cookie.

617
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Okay.

618
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Is it a fortune cookie thing or is it a fucking MLK?

619
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
What do you get out of the fortune cookie?

620
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
You get sweet.

621
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
A fortune.

622
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Goodness.

623
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Okay.

624
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
I'm just asking.

625
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
All right.

626
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Delicious sugar cookie.

627
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
A night delayed is a night bear...

628
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Wait, a night delayed is a right denied.

629
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Fortune cookie.

630
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Damn.

631
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
MLK.

632
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:12,000
A night delayed is a night denied.

633
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Ooh, that's a twist.

634
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Let it to the MLK.

635
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
I'm leaning MLK.

636
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:26,000
I think it is too, but I'm gonna say fortune cookie just to be different because you guys...

637
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Yeah, I know that's to say, well, usually my first thought is wrong.

638
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
It's always the opposite.

639
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Well, that sounds like something he'd say in like a speech to say, let's go, motherfuckers.

640
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
We're wasting time.

641
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Yeah, definitely.

642
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
But it can pass for a long time.

643
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Definitely could be a fortune cookie too.

644
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Yeah.

645
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
A night delayed is a right denied.

646
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Yes.

647
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
I apologize.

648
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Yeah, that's what you said before.

649
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
MLK.

650
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
MLK.

651
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yeah, I'm gonna say MLK.

652
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
MLK, Larry.

653
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Okay, I'll say fortune cookie.

654
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
MLK.

655
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
I knew it.

656
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Shit.

657
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000
I just want to be different just in case.

658
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Yeah, do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

659
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,000
That's a fortune cookie.

660
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Fortune cookie.

661
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree.

662
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Fortune cookie.

663
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
I'm gonna have to agree.

664
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I'm gonna say MLK then because if they say both, fortune cookie, I got to go different

665
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
again.

666
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
They could go either way, but yeah.

667
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Yes.

668
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Well, that was a fortune cookie.

669
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
I figured so.

670
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:25,000
And let me tell you, I scoured through hundreds of MLK quotes to try to make this work and

671
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
it doesn't seem like it's going.

672
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
All right.

673
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

674
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
MLK.

675
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Fortune cookie.

676
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
500.

677
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:42,000
If it's a fortune cookie and I'm right, we got to bring the gong.

678
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Yeah, I would say MLK in that one.

679
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

680
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
And what do you guys think?

681
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
MLK.

682
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
I'd say fortune cookie.

683
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
That's got fortune cookie written all over it too.

684
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Fortune cookie it is.

685
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Yeah.

686
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
All right.

687
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
I got one wrong.

688
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I'm, I'm, faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase.

689
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Fortune cookie.

690
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
That's a fortune cookie.

691
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
No, that's MLK.

692
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
And what do we got?

693
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Chinese don't have faith.

694
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,720
So what do you say, Larry?

695
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,000
I said fortune cookie.

696
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Leonard.

697
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Fortune cookie.

698
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Kiki.

699
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
MLK.

700
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
MLK, baby.

701
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Nice.

702
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Yeah.

703
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
I should be writing these things down.

704
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Kiki's leading, I believe.

705
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
The only difference between a rut and a grave is depth.

706
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
He just got one ahead of you.

707
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
You guys were tied up until then.

708
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
What's that?

709
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,000
The only difference between a rut and a grave is depth.

710
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Depth.

711
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Fortune cookie, man.

712
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
That's MLK.

713
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000
I'm going to say fortune cookie too.

714
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:57,000
It shall be fortune cookie.

715
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Now you guys are tied.

716
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
You and Kiki, I'm behind by like two.

717
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Delight the world with compassion, kindness, and grace.

718
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Fortune cookie.

719
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Oh, that go both ways.

720
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Yeah, I'm saying fortune cookie on that one too.

721
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Say it again.

722
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Delight the world with compassion, kindness, and grace.

723
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
I'm going to go with difference, MLK.

724
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Ah, it's a fortune cookie.

725
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000
It's just so funny that you think MLK would say that.

726
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Oh, shit.

727
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
OK.

728
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
You guys.

729
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Radical motherfucker.

730
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

731
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000
A cynic, that's a fortune cookie.

732
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
Yeah, it is.

733
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Yes, it is.

734
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
You guys are all right.

735
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Be on alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life may occur.

736
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
To wait.

737
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Oh, shit, man.

738
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
MLK.

739
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Let's say fortune cookie 500.

740
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Cookie.

741
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Nice.

742
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:14,000
That means fortune cookie later when we ring the bell.

743
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
You know, I know.

744
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
OK, good.

745
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000
The time is always right to do right.

746
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Oh, that's MLK.

747
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Ah, yes it is.

748
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
These are very difficult.

749
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
They tried.

750
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
OK, we should have Malcolm X or your axe.

751
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Malcolm X.

752
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Some real fiery shit.

753
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Did my ex-girlfriend tell me this or was that an Malcolm X quote?

754
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
She called me.

755
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
Robert or everything else.

756
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Yeah.

757
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
Dude, that's it.

758
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
That'll be good.

759
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy to a friend.

760
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Oh, shit.

761
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Yeah, that's an MLK quote.

762
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
I'll say fortune cookie.

763
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
That's MLK.

764
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
MLK.

765
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Ah.

766
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Of course it was.

767
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
That was too beautiful.

768
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Yeah, yeah, that was beautifully put together.

769
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000
No person has the right to reign on your dreams.

770
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
For the good of you.

771
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
MLK.

772
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
MLK.

773
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
MLK.

774
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
All right.

775
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Oh, shit.

776
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I suck at this.

777
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

778
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
That's a fortune cookie.

779
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Say that once more.

780
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:18,000
A conclusion is a place where you just got tired of thinking.

781
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Like this heater's done.

782
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Fortune cookie.

783
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:29,000
That one should be in the fortune cookie hall of fucking fame.

784
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain.

785
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Say that once more.

786
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain.

787
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
MLK.

788
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
I like that.

789
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Yeah, that's gotta be MLK.

790
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Yeah.

791
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
So what do we say?

792
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
I'm saying MLK.

793
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
All three of you?

794
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Yeah.

795
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Watching cocaine.

796
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Nice.

797
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
I got you finally.

798
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Yeah, that was good.

799
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Rat white bastards.

800
00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:01,000
See, it only seems fucked up to you, needles, because you know the answers are ready.

801
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
To us, it could go either way.

802
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
You don't understand how I scoured the inner ones.

803
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
I know that's a thing.

804
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
These are tiny.

805
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
It's hard to find some MLK quotes.

806
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Get on with it.

807
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Get on with it.

808
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,000
I didn't want to bastardize his quotes to do this.

809
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Get on with it.

810
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
So.

811
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
All right.

812
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
So you don't take up so much freaking time.

813
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.

814
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
That's MLK.

815
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Yeah.

816
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Kiki?

817
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Definitely MLK.

818
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
All right.

819
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
You're all right on that one.

820
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Because that motherfucker was righteous, you know.

821
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000
He might have been bad here and there and people want to nitpick and shit.

822
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
He's fucking horrors and everything.

823
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
But he was just a human, bro.

824
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
He had a good fucking...

825
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
He was a man of God.

826
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
He had a good constitution.

827
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
He was dissuaded by...

828
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
He's a fucking horse.

829
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Dude, I'm a man of God too, and I fucking ain't perfect.

830
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Nobody's perfect.

831
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Are you fucking a horse?

832
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
I used to.

833
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Okay.

834
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
You used to.

835
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
I mean, the night's not over yet.

836
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Are you under FBI investigation?

837
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Sounds like a date.

838
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I hope not.

839
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
It's still young Larry.

840
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
All right.

841
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Here we go.

842
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Courage is an inner resolution to go forward despite obstacles.

843
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Fortune cookie.

844
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Yes.

845
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Fortune.

846
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yeah.

847
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
It's gotta be.

848
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
You're wrong.

849
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Damn MLK.

850
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
I was gonna say that.

851
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
I just went along with the crowd that time.

852
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
I only got two options left.

853
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Look, I was gonna say...

854
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
That was so fucking...

855
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
That was so left-wing of me.

856
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Oh, follow the crowd.

857
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
I know, dude.

858
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I was a regular sheep on that one.

859
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
It sounded like a cookie.

860
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Yeah, exactly.

861
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000
She just did a little jump off the bridge, man.

862
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
All right.

863
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,000
We must accept finite disappointment but never lose infinite hope.

864
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
That's MLK.

865
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
One more time.

866
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,000
We must accept finite disappointment but never lose infinite hope.

867
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
That's a fortune cookie.

868
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I said MLK but I'm switching the fortune cookie.

869
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Finite.

870
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Finite means...

871
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
That's MLK, man.

872
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Yeah, I think that's MLK, too.

873
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Yes.

874
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
It's too deep for a fortune cookie.

875
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
MLK.

876
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Fuckers.

877
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:04,000
When the blind or the leading, the blind get out of the way.

878
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Oh, fortune cookie, man.

879
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Yeah.

880
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
MLK.

881
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Man, that can go through the way.

882
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Fortune cookie, dude.

883
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
He's ringing the bell.

884
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Almost.

885
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Kiki didn't decide.

886
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Yeah, I know.

887
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
I'm going to have to say cookie.

888
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Hey.

889
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:28,000
I'm not black and I'm not...what was the last question?

890
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Brian's reading the brand.

891
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
And I'm not blind.

892
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
And I'm not black and not Mexican.

893
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Are you Hindu?

894
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I might be.

895
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Not Hindu.

896
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Where am I from originally?

897
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
That wasn't the question.

898
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000
You know, Wizzow from Bozo?

899
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
He's right up on from Zanzibar.

900
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Freddie Mercury.

901
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Dude, didn't Wizzow live by Turner's Pond?

902
00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Wizzow lived across the street from the Dine and Bats' church.

903
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
My mom...

904
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,000
He'd be given out full-size candy bars and magic tricks on fucking all of you and us kids.

905
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I was actually thinking about this earlier.

906
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Marshall Brody.

907
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Yeah, he lived all Bozo and cookie.

908
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,000
And how I couldn't stand fucking Wizzow.

909
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
I honestly, you know...

910
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
How could you not like Wizzow?

911
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
He was a Chicago classic.

912
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
And you know, I could not stand him.

913
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
I thought about this shit earlier today.

914
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Wizzow?

915
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I didn't know.

916
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Yes, Wizzow.

917
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
That's what they call it.

918
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Bozo and cookie the clone.

919
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Well, Bozo was no fucking hero either.

920
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Okay, I was thinking, you know, back in childhood, how nice it was, you know what I mean?

921
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
I used to think, when I was back in childhood for me, I used to think,

922
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000
how in the fuck is this guy's hair sticking out like this?

923
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
It didn't look right to me.

924
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
I was free-occupied.

925
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:58,000
No, Bozo was here and the wave took all and then stuck out like three feet.

926
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
He was the original punk rock haircut.

927
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000
He was the one that's gonna take in molester kids.

928
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
He was always there.

929
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
He was like a little kid.

930
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,000
My brother fucking punched Bozo, stepped on his foot, and it was all on TV.

931
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
We went with like the park district.

932
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
You told me about it.

933
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Yeah, we were kids.

934
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000
How did the park district make it even better?

935
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Well, because how are we going to get Bozo tickets?

936
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
It takes like 10 fucking years, man.

937
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000
And my brother won the one to play the game.

938
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000
I honestly thought about this earlier today.

939
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Well, Wizzow never fucking laid a hand on me.

940
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
No, that's fucking weird, man.

941
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Was it the mustache that scared you, Lennon?

942
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
You ready for another one?

943
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Nothing scared me.

944
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
He was just a fucking deviant, man.

945
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Did it make you horny?

946
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
To some extent.

947
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,000
No, it was something off-putting.

948
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Off-putting, okay.

949
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
You gotta vibe from him.

950
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Yeah, well, a grown man playing a clown is...

951
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Little fucking off-putting.

952
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Yeah, very geesey.

953
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Exactly.

954
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Come on.

955
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
After a while, you'd be like, oh, no, enough is enough.

956
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
I'm changing something.

957
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
I mean, this one's probably going to be easy,

958
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000
but if I cannot do great things,

959
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
I can do small things in a great way.

960
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Am I okay?

961
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Yeah, definitely.

962
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Yeah, I know.

963
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Hey, when Bozo got killed, when he died,

964
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
he got chopped up by a serial killer,

965
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
and they found his body all over,

966
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
spread all over WGN Studios.

967
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
His head was in the garbage can.

968
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
This is very fictitious.

969
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Yeah, allegedly, yeah.

970
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
His torso was in the dumpsters,

971
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000
and they found his balls in bucket number six.

972
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Yeah.

973
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
That would mean to get to that bucket number six.

974
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Number six.

975
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I mean, come on.

976
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
There you go.

977
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Fucking swim.

978
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
And a swim.

979
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Fastback bicycle.

980
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Fastback bicycle.

981
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
And a slip and slide from Milton Bradley.

982
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
A swim.

983
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
And a floating Parker Brothers monopoly.

984
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Fastback bicycle.

985
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Remember that?

986
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Fuck yeah, remember that.

987
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
What was the answer?

988
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Dude, I got a fastback bicycle.

989
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Be careful, man.

990
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
There's light and lights in here.

991
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Watch your fucking mouth.

992
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
If you go back and watch the Bozo show.

993
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
We're live right here.

994
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
The Bozo show is very long.

995
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000
We don't have to go back to watch the Bozo show.

996
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Okay, next question.

997
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Yeah.

998
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Continue on.

999
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
No, that's it.

1000
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
We're done.

1001
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Yeah, Leonard.

1002
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
That's it.

1003
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
You won.

1004
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
You won, Leonard, by far.

1005
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Good game.

1006
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
That was a good game.

1007
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
You won at least, maybe you and Keegie might have been tied.

1008
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Maybe you won by one.

1009
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
No.

1010
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Hey, we were tied, right?

1011
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Pretty much.

1012
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I think we might have taken it over at the end.

1013
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
At the end?

1014
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Okay.

1015
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I don't keep scoring.

1016
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
If you guys would fucking be on the same team,

1017
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I'm sure you would have beat the team I was on.

1018
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
That's for sure.

1019
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000
How about Joe Biden posting a picture with us?

1020
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
If you were on my team, we would have taken a one.

1021
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
You're cutting off my partner, Needle's order.

1022
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
What's that?

1023
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
The one Joe Biden posted a picture with his devil eyes.

1024
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Oh, yes, yes.

1025
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Isn't that crazy?

1026
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
For a quick flash during his speed.

1027
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Was that during the Super Bowl game?

1028
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Why would they do that?

1029
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
I mean, literally, why would...

1030
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
They did that on social media.

1031
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Isn't that crazy?

1032
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Wait, that wasn't a meme?

1033
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
No, no, that was for real.

1034
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000
He literally did that on purpose.

1035
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Well, he didn't do that on purpose.

1036
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Well, his people did it and he okayed it.

1037
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,000
They show him making a speech and he's making a speech about...

1038
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
When?

1039
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Just the day of the Super Bowl or the day after.

1040
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
That Sunday.

1041
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Yeah, it was right around the Super Bowl.

1042
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
And during his speech, midway through, all of a sudden,

1043
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
he flashed to almost a subliminal,

1044
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000
but just a little too slow to be subliminal picture

1045
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,000
of Joe Biden with devil red glowing fucking eyes.

1046
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Like blasting eyes.

1047
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Like he's trying to be fucking cool.

1048
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:43,000
With his speech with the red flags with...

1049
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Yeah, yeah, we know.

1050
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
The Marines and stuff like that.

1051
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Wait, was that the speech you were talking about?

1052
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
I didn't think he'd see that.

1053
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Yeah, he did a little thing where he flashed his devil picture.

1054
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000
He was talking about shrink-flaturing, which is the greatest thing ever.

1055
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I don't know if it's the Super Bowl.

1056
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
I'm sorry, I don't watch the Super Bowl.

1057
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
I didn't either.

1058
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
I don't watch the Super Bowl anymore.

1059
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Yeah, he's like, bags of chips used to be bigger.

1060
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Like, alright dude, you're our president, man.

1061
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Come on, call me if something bad are.

1062
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
You know what I mean?

1063
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
You really can't be like, he's like, I like ice cream.

1064
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
We all understand that, Joe.

1065
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
The DOJ just said you're capable of doing your job

1066
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
and that you cannot...

1067
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
You're not a man.

1068
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Hey, no, listen, you're not a cop.

1069
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
He says you're not competent enough to fucking...

1070
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
He's been completely enxonerated.

1071
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Wait, wait, listen.

1072
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
One, shut up.

1073
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Wait, wait, wait, listen to me, listen to me.

1074
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000
They say he's not competent enough to fucking stand trial,

1075
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
but you're okay to run the fucking country.

1076
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Yeah, he's incapable of doing his job.

1077
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,000
You're too fucking dumb to be on trial.

1078
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
That's like for people with a 70 or lower IQ.

1079
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
They don't understand right from wrong.

1080
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
You need to be pulled ahead and execute people.

1081
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Because they're too dumb.

1082
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
This guy run the country, dude.

1083
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
You want to talk about Canada then.

1084
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
You know what they're doing in Canada with assisted suicide.

1085
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Yeah.

1086
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000
So they get these people that are words of the state.

1087
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Uh-huh.

1088
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
And first they sterilize them.

1089
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Oh.

1090
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
And then they're like, hey, you know what?

1091
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Your life is not going to get any better than this.

1092
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Why don't you just kill yourself?

1093
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
This is eugenics.

1094
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000
This is nonceasem eugenics.

1095
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Listen to what they do.

1096
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Modern name.

1097
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
They offer you like a week's vacation.

1098
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
A year's worth of drugs.

1099
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
And then after that, year's done.

1100
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Then they cash your check-in.

1101
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
And then you have to actually go through with it.

1102
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
And these people are my favorite simple teams.

1103
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
But after a week's vacation, a year's worth of drugs,

1104
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
you might not want to kill yourself anymore.

1105
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
But they're simple teams, though.

1106
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Too bad you said they're kind of dumb.

1107
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Oh, man.

1108
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Canada's fucking crazy.

1109
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
A week worth of drugs.

1110
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
You have an epiphany.

1111
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
You have an epiphany.

1112
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Too late, though, motherfucker.

1113
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
You signed.

1114
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Shit, man.

1115
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
You signed too fucking late.

1116
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
You signed your shit away.

1117
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
For real?

1118
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Shit.

1119
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
They're going to come with the drugs.

1120
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Could you fucking imagine how many weeks left?

1121
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
That's what I'm saying, man.

1122
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
You have an epiphany.

1123
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
But could you imagine?

1124
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Yeah, can you imagine, man?

1125
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
You know what I mean?

1126
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
There's not enough drugs that are going to make me want to kill myself

1127
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
if they're one week.

1128
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
No.

1129
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
I want 52 weeks worth of drugs.

1130
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Yeah.

1131
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
They make you on drugs for a certain amount of time.

1132
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
I want to get to that.

1133
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I want to get to that suicidal state of a drug addict.

1134
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Fuck it.

1135
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Not at all.

1136
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I've been there before.

1137
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
But hopefully you're at that state where they kill you.

1138
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
You know what I mean?

1139
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Needles' way.

1140
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
You want to be, you know.

1141
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
We have some conversations going on.

1142
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Leonard.

1143
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:36,000
But no, I understand that you get to that ascension of where these people are basically telling

1144
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
you what to do with your own body.

1145
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
It's crazy.

1146
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
It really is.

1147
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
It's more than crazy.

1148
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000
These are words of the state that people's families have died, or they've put these into

1149
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:52,000
these hospitals, and then all of a sudden they're like, hey, listen, we can't keep you anymore.

1150
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000
You're too much money out of the state.

1151
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
We need to do, how about this?

1152
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
We will do this for you, which you have to sign this paper like Kiki said.

1153
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000
And then you have to kill yourself at the end of the contract.

1154
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:14,400
Also, I heard in Canada, you can go in there with slight depression, and they'll suggest

1155
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,400
that to you.

1156
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,400
Oh, you're depressed and you're fucked up?

1157
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,400
Well, they give fentanyl to kids up there.

1158
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,400
What?

1159
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,400
They give fentanyl to kids up there.

1160
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,400
What?

1161
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,400
Which is crazy.

1162
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,880
They prescribe that just like, I mean Trudeau is the devil.

1163
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,400
He really is, man.

1164
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,400
Castro's son.

1165
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Well, yes, we've all speculated on that before.

1166
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,400
Allegedly Trudeau's mom, Maggie Trudeau, Bangalow and Stone.

1167
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:42,400
There's a lot of pictures with her and him.

1168
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,400
Who's Castro?

1169
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Yeah.

1170
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,400
Everything is intertwined.

1171
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,400
The elites run with the elites.

1172
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,400
You know what I mean?

1173
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,400
They look at us as like peasants and serfs.

1174
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,400
Yeah, Mick Jagger's one of the problems too.

1175
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,400
Well, music is the best.

1176
00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,400
The funny thing is, I love music, but when you really break it down to brass tacks, it's

1177
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,400
the devil's shit.

1178
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,400
Yes.

1179
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,400
It's all it is, man.

1180
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,400
When you're younger, you don't realize it.

1181
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:11,400
Even the Super Bowl, like the halftime show and all this stuff, there's multiple examples

1182
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:20,400
of crazy stuff going on that are trying to diminish and, okay, look, we always talk about

1183
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,400
if I was the devil, right?

1184
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,400
Yes.

1185
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,400
The first thing he would do is try to make people think that he didn't exist.

1186
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,400
Well, God wasn't real.

1187
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,400
And then he was also not real.

1188
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,400
He was made by somebody.

1189
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400
So it's all a big joke.

1190
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,400
Yes.

1191
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,400
So it's all fictitious.

1192
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,400
It was just hearsay.

1193
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,400
It was just written in a book, which I don't know how many people read books anymore because

1194
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,400
everybody's so enthralled with the Internet, right?

1195
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,400
Yeah.

1196
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:49,400
Approximately fucking five to nine percent of the people read books in this fucking country

1197
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400
daily.

1198
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,400
Other than that, nobody reads shit.

1199
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,400
I don't know about that.

1200
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,400
You're just making numbers up now.

1201
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,400
No, I'm just kidding.

1202
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,400
Okay.

1203
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,400
Yeah.

1204
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,400
A Larry study.

1205
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,400
I smoked six bombs and came up with this number.

1206
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,400
They're like, dude, you're coloring in a book.

1207
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,400
You can fucking fact check me, people, out there.

1208
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,400
And if you could come up with a better number, I'll take it.

1209
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,400
Yeah, I know you'll take it, Larry.

1210
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,400
You all prove that.

1211
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,400
I'll take it like a man in Boystown.

1212
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,400
You look like a Oscar trip.

1213
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,400
Smoking a Boystown 100 Mentos.

1214
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:26,400
But the problem is, is that the new older government, who, the UN, anybody with purple

1215
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,400
helmets is they just don't have our best interest in us.

1216
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,400
That's all it is.

1217
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,400
You know, I haven't heard too much about it.

1218
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,400
They haven't had best interest for the last 30 fucking years.

1219
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,400
More than that, Leonard.

1220
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400
Yeah, it's more than that.

1221
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,400
Okay.

1222
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,400
That's 30 years that we figured it out.

1223
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,400
Whatever.

1224
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,400
You guys taking talk.

1225
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,400
Yeah, well, that's what we've done a podcast.

1226
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,400
And we don't draw.

1227
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,400
That'd be kind of boring.

1228
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,400
Ever since the seven years.

1229
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,400
NGOs.

1230
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,400
You know what NGOs are?

1231
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,400
Non-government organizations.

1232
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,400
The UNICEF, the Red Cross.

1233
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,400
He told me to shut up.

1234
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,400
No, I didn't.

1235
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,400
I said let him speak is all, motherfucker.

1236
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,400
You can talk.

1237
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400
You can interject.

1238
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,400
I'm not your fucking, I'm not your parent.

1239
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,400
You can do whatever you want.

1240
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,400
I'm just saying, let's be polite.

1241
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,400
You're very polite.

1242
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,400
You're scaring me.

1243
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,400
You're so polite.

1244
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,400
That's all right, though.

1245
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,400
Ever since the Senate hearing where the CIA was talking to the judge and the DA, we're

1246
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,400
like, let's talk about this behind closed doors.

1247
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,400
Yeah, when they were talking about due control, asking if they control the media.

1248
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,400
Yeah, nothing good ever happens behind closed doors.

1249
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,400
It's like asking the Jews if they control the weather.

1250
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,400
What are they going to say?

1251
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,400
No, we don't.

1252
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,400
Exactly.

1253
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,400
Harp does it.

1254
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,400
But our lasers do.

1255
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Yeah, what about DARPA, too?

1256
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,400
We don't.

1257
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,400
Oh, I personally don't.

1258
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,400
But my cousin, Maury, he does.

1259
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,400
The numbers guy.

1260
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,400
I know, Leonard.

1261
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,400
Harvey Schinkelstein.

1262
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400
I didn't know you were Jewish.

1263
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,400
Scheklstein.

1264
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,400
I didn't know you were Jewish this whole time.

1265
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,400
Just by practice.

1266
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,400
By proxy.

1267
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,400
By proxy.

1268
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,400
By proxy.

1269
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,400
Larry Shekels.

1270
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,400
Oh, Larry.

1271
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,400
Larry.

1272
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,400
Larry Shekels.

1273
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400
Shalom in the home, brother.

1274
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,400
Shalom to the dome.

1275
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,400
Shalom to the dome.

1276
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,400
Iron.

1277
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,400
Shalom means?

1278
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,400
It means Larry.

1279
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,400
Larry gives good iron.

1280
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,400
No.

1281
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,400
Good wishes.

1282
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,400
Shalom is hello and goodbye.

1283
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,400
Yeah, also good wishes.

1284
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,400
Hello and goodbye.

1285
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,400
Like Aloha.

1286
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,400
Sounds like a Beale song.

1287
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,400
Shalom to a Jewish person.

1288
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,400
Shalom.

1289
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,400
You know what I'm saying?

1290
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,400
Shalom.

1291
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,400
Hey, whatever happened to Malady?

1292
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,400
When you take it leave, you say shalom.

1293
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,400
It's still a state in the country anymore.

1294
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,400
Still destroyed.

1295
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
It's two different meanings in the word.

1296
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,400
Shalom, man.

1297
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,400
How many different words do you know that have two different meanings?

1298
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,400
A lot.

1299
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,400
Yeah.

1300
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,400
Bob and prick.

1301
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,400
Bob and Bob.

1302
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,400
You're and you're?

1303
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,400
Prick and prick.

1304
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,400
Oh, okay.

1305
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,400
Bob could be Bob as a name or Bob.

1306
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,400
Bob and we.

1307
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,400
Bob on this.

1308
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,400
Or a Leonard.

1309
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,400
Leonard, you could prick your finger or I could stick my prick in your mouth.

1310
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,400
I mean, there's a lot of words.

1311
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,400
Shalom means hello and goodbye.

1312
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,400
It's.

1313
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,400
I understand.

1314
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400
Okay.

1315
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,400
There's no other words in the world except Aloha.

1316
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,400
Shalom.

1317
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,400
Shalom.

1318
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,400
Yeah.

1319
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,400
I don't know.

1320
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,400
I did a lot of work for a guy down in Florida.

1321
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,400
That's in the Diamond District in Boys Town.

1322
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,400
Every corner of the first name was Shalom.

1323
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,400
Needles.

1324
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,400
And that's how I took the phone out of the house that I was.

1325
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,400
That's in the Diamond District at Boys Town.

1326
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,400
Okay.

1327
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,400
Hello and goodbye.

1328
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:47,400
I think there's a Beatles song like that because you say shalom.

1329
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,400
I say shalom.

1330
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,400
You say shalom.

1331
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,400
Shalom.

1332
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,400
Shalom.

1333
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,400
Shalom.

1334
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,400
Shalom.

1335
00:42:53,400 --> 00:43:00,400
See, and a lot of people don't know, you know, you know, Jewish people and make fun of a lot

1336
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,400
of Jewish people.

1337
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,400
I work for a lot of Jews.

1338
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,400
You can make fun of Jewish people when you are Jewish people.

1339
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,400
Feeling a little fuclept.

1340
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,400
Rhode Island is either a road or an island.

1341
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,400
Exactly.

1342
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:18,400
But at least know what some of the words mean.

1343
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,400
You know what I mean?

1344
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,400
Hey man, I don't have to know.

1345
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,400
I could walk around in the fuckein' ways.

1346
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,400
I know those people kill their own people and they're very proud of it.

1347
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,400
God damn it.

1348
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,400
Oh, don't use the Lord's name in vain, Larry.

1349
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,400
Oh yeah, you can't do that.

1350
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,400
Jesus, forgive this fool.

1351
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,400
Oh man.

1352
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,400
Hello.

1353
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,400
Put you in the gas chamber.

1354
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,400
Shalom.

1355
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,400
Okay, there you go.

1356
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,400
You guys want to take it and be that way?

1357
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,400
That's fun.

1358
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,400
Man.

1359
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,400
Don't be putting words in our mouth, mother.

1360
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,400
I don't.

1361
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,400
Larry needle.

1362
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,400
Larry needle are fuckein' very somatic.

1363
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,400
We love Jews.

1364
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,400
We are the antithesis of somatic.

1365
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,400
Is it somatic, mathematical?

1366
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,400
That's racist.

1367
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,400
No, that is really racist.

1368
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,400
That is fuckein' racist.

1369
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,400
You know what I mean?

1370
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,400
Don't talk about math.

1371
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,400
Especially about me on my day of growing up.

1372
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,400
During on Black History Month.

1373
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,400
I mean, there is really the moniker where they say that.

1374
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,400
Don't talk about being on time.

1375
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,400
It's so difficult that it's like a black guy doing math.

1376
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,400
Yeah.

1377
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,400
Or swimming.

1378
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,400
Alright, I'll take a fist bump on that.

1379
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:29,900
So, during Black History Month, no math, no talk about being on time to work, no talk

1380
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:32,400
about achievements of any kind that are fuckein' racist.

1381
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,400
What about going to school?

1382
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,400
No child support.

1383
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,400
No school.

1384
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,400
No, no school.

1385
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,400
I don't know, but don't fuckein' say it.

1386
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,400
Hey listen, I'm gonna go get cigarettes really quick.

1387
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,400
I'll be back in a minute.

1388
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,400
Okay, dad.

1389
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,400
You guys just chill here.

1390
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,400
I'll find you when I'm 28.

1391
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:54,400
Don't worry, I'll be home later.

1392
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,400
I'll find you when I'm 20 years old.

1393
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:02,400
Hey, hey dad, look what I brought home.

1394
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,400
Hey, what's that?

1395
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,400
She asked to live here when the child is born.

1396
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,400
Okay.

1397
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,400
What are you talking about right now?

1398
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,400
I am completely confused, but okay.

1399
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,400
Sounds like a rough fuckein' history.

1400
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,400
Yeah, this guy's got a rough paper route.

1401
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,400
So what's your name?

1402
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,400
I go uphill both ways.

1403
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,400
I'm asking.

1404
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,400
Shenakwa.

1405
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,400
Shenakwa Falls.

1406
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,400
Man.

1407
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,400
Up there in Wisconsin.

1408
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,400
Okay, no.

1409
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
That's my type of hairspray.

1410
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,400
Shenakwa.

1411
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,400
It's not never a buy.

1412
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,400
No, it's not literally.

1413
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,400
I can just make up products now.

1414
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,400
That's a breath spray.

1415
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,400
Yeah, bonacca.

1416
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,400
Okay, okay.

1417
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:49,400
Wait, when we were punk kids and we were listening to the punk rock and everything, we were in

1418
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,400
about middle school, we put bonacca in my friend's cat's mouth.

1419
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,400
Shenakwa?

1420
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,400
Oh my gosh.

1421
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,400
Or bonacqua.

1422
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,400
And we didn't know, you know, we...

1423
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,400
Shenakwa.

1424
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,400
And this kid was kind of a fuckein' dommer guy.

1425
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,400
I didn't realize it at the time, but later I figured it out.

1426
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:10,400
And then fuckein' the cat's mouth just foaming and foaming and foaming.

1427
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,400
You're a cat lover too.

1428
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,400
Well, yeah, but at the time, dude, I was a...

1429
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,400
You should have fuckein' picked that fucke out of him, man.

1430
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,400
Dude, I was...

1431
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,400
What the hell was he doing?

1432
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,400
And why did you let him fuckein' persecute that cat, man?

1433
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,400
Persecute?

1434
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,400
No, they just totally assaulted it.

1435
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,400
They didn't...

1436
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,400
Exactly.

1437
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,400
I mean, it's not like they had a trial for it.

1438
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,400
It was before...

1439
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,400
Oh, sorry.

1440
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400
One word.

1441
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,400
It was before I was a human.

1442
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,400
I was a punk kid.

1443
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,400
I didn't fuckein' care.

1444
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,400
That's like you're the later's experiment.

1445
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,400
It was a dummy.

1446
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,400
Guy O'Waska trip.

1447
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,400
I was on Guy O'Westboska.

1448
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,400
I couldn't help myself.

1449
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,400
Guy O'Waska?

1450
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,400
That's...

1451
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,400
You didn't even have that back then.

1452
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,400
Oh, yeah, they had that for years.

1453
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,400
I was with a guy named O'Waska.

1454
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,400
I was on Kitten O'Waska.

1455
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,400
Yeah, you could take and do wiki sticks and shit like that back then.

1456
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400
I've done that.

1457
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,400
We've all smoked that.

1458
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,400
What did you do, man?

1459
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400
Bramble of the hide.

1460
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,400
Did you break the handcuffs and run away?

1461
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,400
Oh, speaking about that...

1462
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,400
Oh, Larry, that is a good segue into a story I have,

1463
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,400
which you guys are gonna love.

1464
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,400
Man, I can't believe I got this one.

1465
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,400
Man, this is great.

1466
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,400
This is excellent.

1467
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,400
You people at home, you don't know what you're in for.

1468
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,400
This is fuckein' amazing.

1469
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,400
Shit.

1470
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,400
You're gonna be so glad.

1471
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,400
Alright, man.

1472
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,400
You're gonna be so glad you tuned in.

1473
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,400
Man...

1474
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,400
Oh, Shizer.

1475
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,400
What the shangguts?

1476
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,400
For them the Shizer.

1477
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,400
Spinehousin'.

1478
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,400
Man caught pleasuring himself in the natural library

1479
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,400
uses lube on his hands to slip out of cuffs.

1480
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,400
Nice.

1481
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,400
What a tie-in theory.

1482
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,400
That's a tricky fucker.

1483
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,400
So this dude's just wrecking meat in the library.

1484
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,400
Instead of arrest him...

1485
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,400
It's not his first rodeo.

1486
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,400
No, but then they're like, hey, okay.

1487
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,400
Why is he in a library where kids are at?

1488
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,400
Kids aren't there.

1489
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,400
He just answered your own question.

1490
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,400
Kids don't go to the fucking library.

1491
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,400
Do you feel elaborate on that one?

1492
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,400
When I was going up, that's where you took it wet, man.

1493
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,400
Now kids just look on their fucking phone, man.

1494
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,400
Fuck.

1495
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:14,400
You know, even when I was taking a rewire in my Carmen Gia,

1496
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:19,400
I went and took the book out of the library to children's.

1497
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,400
Yeah, yeah.

1498
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,400
But when was that?

1499
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,400
1970 fucking five or something?

1500
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,400
No, like, 89.

1501
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,400
Okay.

1502
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,400
It was a stone steel...

1503
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,400
Three internet.

1504
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,400
Stone steel wheel tour.

1505
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,400
Yup.

1506
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,400
Yup.

1507
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400
Alpine Valley.

1508
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,400
Alpine Valley, yup.

1509
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,400
Three nights.

1510
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,400
Okay, but okay.

1511
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,400
What?

1512
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,400
Just because you went and checked out a fucking book in 1989,

1513
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,400
doesn't mean there's kids in the library today.

1514
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,400
No, that's what the library is used for.

1515
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,400
Not fucking masturbating, man.

1516
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,400
No, no, no.

1517
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,400
Kids are on.

1518
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,400
No, no, no.

1519
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,400
In the city library, they get free internet access.

1520
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,400
Is that what they're doing there?

1521
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,400
Yeah.

1522
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,400
So he's watching porn?

1523
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,400
So why is he masturbating?

1524
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,400
He was masturbating on, fucking, live internet or something?

1525
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,400
Yeah, live internet, if you want to call it that.

1526
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,400
Yeah, he was on the web.

1527
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,400
He was on the web looking at porn.

1528
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,400
What the fuck?

1529
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,400
He should be slapped upside the fucking head.

1530
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,400
Well, maybe...

1531
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,400
Dragged out by his fucking dick.

1532
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,400
And they tried to do that, but he broke free with the lube on his hands.

1533
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,400
Okay.

1534
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,400
And threw him in the...

1535
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,400
You know, Joan, you know, at least six fucking months.

1536
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,400
At least six fucking months.

1537
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,400
Okay, well...

1538
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,400
Six months with no lube at least.

1539
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,400
Yeah, I mean, obviously, this guy's a lube master, you know.

1540
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,400
Jiffy lube should hire him.

1541
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,400
He could do the commercial.

1542
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,400
I mean, this guy got promised.

1543
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,400
Slippery Sam or slippery Peter, whatever.

1544
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,400
Slippery Sam.

1545
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,400
Completely out of jail.

1546
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,400
Jiffy slippery Sam's lube hut.

1547
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:49,400
Check your oil and sniff your wife's chonies.

1548
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,400
And we'll get right out of those cuffs for you.

1549
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,400
Yeah, I mean, isn't that crazy though?

1550
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,400
I mean, how much lube...

1551
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,400
Well, they didn't put the cuffs on them.

1552
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,400
You know, they put the cuffs on them.

1553
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,400
They didn't put them on tight enough.

1554
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,400
It's like when you put them on tight enough.

1555
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,400
There's no fucking way you can get your hand past...

1556
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,400
You can dislocate your wrists and you can figure stuff out.

1557
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,400
You can't. Trust me.

1558
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,400
I've been cuffed enough to fucking die, man.

1559
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,400
Here's the things, man.

1560
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,400
Here's the thing, though.

1561
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,400
It's just a story, Leonard.

1562
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,400
I'm just talking about it.

1563
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,400
Yeah, and here's the thing also, Leonard.

1564
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,400
That's what you take it personally.

1565
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,400
Hey, hey, can you loosen this up a little bit?

1566
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,400
No, no, no, no.

1567
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,400
Sounds like my first girlfriend.

1568
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,400
Yeah.

1569
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,400
Oh, yeah.

1570
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,400
Put a fist in there.

1571
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,400
Loosen it up a little bit for you.

1572
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,400
There you go.

1573
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:35,400
Stick some of a brass and tighten it up.

1574
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,400
Now we're getting un-Christian-like.

1575
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,400
Leonard is very un-Christian.

1576
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:43,400
He brings out the worst in me.

1577
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,400
Hey.

1578
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,400
Do you feel like a heathen with this fucker?

1579
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,400
I'm a Baptist.

1580
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,400
Me too.

1581
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:52,400
I was born and raised a Christian, but I've gone to

1582
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,400
Baptist church for a lot of years.

1583
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,400
You've strayed from the flock.

1584
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,400
Hey, man.

1585
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,400
I don't have to kneel anymore.

1586
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,400
The nuns don't put freaking pencils and shit underneath

1587
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,400
my knees, fuck me up.

1588
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,400
You know, fucking, you know.

1589
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,400
Did you ever bang a nun at school?

1590
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,400
No, I never bang a nun.

1591
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,400
Surprise.

1592
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,400
No.

1593
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,400
Damn.

1594
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,400
Surprise.

1595
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:23,400
But, you know, I've banged some holy ones before.

1596
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,400
So, I've been giving up all three of them.

1597
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,400
Yeah.

1598
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,400
That's all right, though.

1599
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,400
Thank God for the internet, right?

1600
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,400
No, you know, we had Sister Anne Marie, Sister Agnes.

1601
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,400
Oh, Jesus.

1602
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,400
Sister Mary, elephant.

1603
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,400
Sister Anne Marie played the guitar.

1604
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,400
Of course.

1605
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,400
Say I'll do it.

1606
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,400
That's free right there.

1607
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,400
I'll tell them to get you in.

1608
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,400
Butterfly.

1609
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,400
That's how they really suck you in.

1610
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,400
Sister Agnes.

1611
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:53,400
I can't say anything bad about Sister Eileen.

1612
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,400
Man, you had a lot of fucking underlines.

1613
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,400
There were so many things that I watched.

1614
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,400
Sister Agnes.

1615
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,400
And then when I was in high school, it was brothers.

1616
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,400
It wasn't sisters.

1617
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,400
Yeah, that's how it was.

1618
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:04,400
She was a good sister.

1619
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,400
You know, and Brother Joe was a motherfucker.

1620
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,400
They're all assholes.

1621
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:09,400
Oh, Jesus.

1622
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,400
No, no, no, it's serious.

1623
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:21,120
You know, I went to a high school where all the hallways are carpeted, all the classrooms

1624
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:26,480
are carpeted, no windows and any of the freaking rooms and shit like that.

1625
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:34,120
So you need to take in pay attention and brother Joe was like a series of kill rooms.

1626
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:38,320
Okay, brother Joe, you know, someone was going to take and get it.

1627
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:43,200
And when he took off his freaking watch in the front, man, you don't want to fuck up

1628
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200
his watch.

1629
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,200
No, no, no, no, no.

1630
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,320
And you didn't know the hell was going to take and get it.

1631
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,640
I need to walk back and forth down the house.

1632
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:58,400
And you know, we only got, you know, like 20 kids in the freaking classroom and shit.

1633
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,480
And walk back and forth back and forth.

1634
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:06,920
That motherfucker, you know, I mean, I've seen it happen to other people too.

1635
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,440
Come up behind you.

1636
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,080
You didn't even freaking know it.

1637
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,920
Hit you in the freaking head completely out of your fucking test.

1638
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,320
You're lucky that's all it did to you, man.

1639
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,320
Okay.

1640
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,040
You know, on the floor and she'll like that.

1641
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:24,840
Yeah, it sounds like childlike a random beating daily or something like just a random.

1642
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,160
Yeah, he'd take it, pick someone out and take it.

1643
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,160
Hit him.

1644
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,160
Okay.

1645
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,720
Lollie capilletti that poor girl.

1646
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,720
Oh, man.

1647
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,960
I wanted to go to fucking the washroom and shit like that.

1648
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:41,520
When he finally let her fucking go to the washroom, there's a big red spot on the fucking

1649
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,320
seat and shit like that.

1650
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,760
Oh, is that what happened?

1651
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,360
What?

1652
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,360
I'm kidding, man.

1653
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,560
He beat the, you know, yeah, he put his foot in there.

1654
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,560
Damn.

1655
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,440
This is what I'm talking about.

1656
00:53:55,440 --> 00:54:00,320
You know, when I was taking and growing up, that's what you took in dealt with.

1657
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,360
And that made you a better person.

1658
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,880
We had this guy.

1659
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,520
We had this guy in high school.

1660
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,560
It was on the Denver fucking Broncos.

1661
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,560
She's probably not doing that well right now.

1662
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,560
All right, Peter, what's her notes?

1663
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,520
Hey, you know.

1664
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,320
I didn't like taking eating spice ham.

1665
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,000
Even in his day, if I look at it or I smell it, you mean?

1666
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,880
Oh, no, it's spiced ham.

1667
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,880
Capicola.

1668
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:30,280
I used to put my lunch, the sandwich in the fucking in the bushes on the way to work.

1669
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,440
I was only two and a half blocks away and stuff like that.

1670
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,440
On the way to work?

1671
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,440
On to school.

1672
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,440
Oh, you said work, motherfucker.

1673
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,440
Work, you said.

1674
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,440
Okay, school.

1675
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,440
School.

1676
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,440
So, um, I'm there.

1677
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,760
The work day and whatever.

1678
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,520
And I didn't get rid of the freaking sandwich.

1679
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:54,240
Okay, make sure you eat your freaking lunch and stuff like that.

1680
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,520
I'm telling them, I can't fucking eat this.

1681
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,520
Whatever.

1682
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,040
Took me down to the principal's office.

1683
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,040
No priest has ever said that.

1684
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:05,480
Eat the hell out of me with a panel and stuff like that.

1685
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,440
Forcing me to eat this freaking sandwich.

1686
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Damn.

1687
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,440
I'm thrown up all over the front of his office.

1688
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,600
I'm telling you, I can't take and eat this.

1689
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,440
I would have kicked the motherfucker in the balls.

1690
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,840
I can't take this ham.

1691
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:19,840
I'm sorry, Jesus.

1692
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,840
Yeah, well, it's back in the day.

1693
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,840
I love ham.

1694
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,840
Spiced ham.

1695
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:24,840
There's just something about it, man.

1696
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:25,840
It's a beating.

1697
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:26,840
It's a beating.

1698
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,840
When the priests and the nuns, they would beat the children.

1699
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,840
Oh, okay, Larry started.

1700
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,960
Larry, your book.

1701
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,440
Yeah, I was just gonna say, we had a fucking...

1702
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,440
No, your book you read about the nunnery and stuff like that.

1703
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,440
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1704
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:44,440
Where they fucking rape and torture the nuns and stuff.

1705
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,440
Jimmy Savile stuff.

1706
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,440
They rape and torture the nuns.

1707
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,440
Wow.

1708
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,440
Anyways, the thing I was gonna say is...

1709
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:58,440
Jimmy Savile raped all the fucking kids over there in Britain, man.

1710
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,440
Savile, he was a hero and icon and stuff like that.

1711
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,440
You liked him, huh?

1712
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,440
I thought he was cool.

1713
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,440
He was until he found out what he was doing.

1714
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,440
He's going to the fucking hospital.

1715
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:16,440
The kids are in the fucking hospital beds and he's fucking molesting them and shit, man.

1716
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,440
Fucking sick, motherfuckers.

1717
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,440
There's fucking world sometimes, man.

1718
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:26,440
And these are the higher up people that everyone look up to and stuff.

1719
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,440
May you burn in hell, Jimmy.

1720
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,440
Seriously.

1721
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,440
There you go, man.

1722
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:35,440
Jimmy, may you repent and fucking go to heaven.

1723
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,440
And Savile and...

1724
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,440
There's no repentance for you.

1725
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:45,440
All the other people in parliament and everything else that were so close with that.

1726
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,440
He was tied with the queen and stuff.

1727
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,440
Yeah.

1728
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,440
And Diana.

1729
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,440
And Diana had gone back to the fucking Andrew, man.

1730
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,440
You know what I mean?

1731
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,440
No.

1732
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,440
You know, everything.

1733
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,440
There's not a lot of fucking strings that it takes to connect everything.

1734
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:57,440
Yeah.

1735
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,440
That's the problem.

1736
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,440
Yeah, you know what I mean?

1737
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,440
The degrees of separation.

1738
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,440
How about this, man?

1739
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,440
I'm one degree of separation from the Kardashians.

1740
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,440
You want to hear how?

1741
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,440
You're white.

1742
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,440
No, I didn't say I fucked them or anything.

1743
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,440
I said I'm one...

1744
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,440
You know how they had that...

1745
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:14,440
Separation, man.

1746
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,440
...degrees of separation?

1747
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,440
Fucking Kardashians.

1748
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,440
I fucking interviewed...

1749
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,440
They have done so...

1750
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,440
Shut your mouth.

1751
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,440
Let me tell you how I'm fucking one degree separated.

1752
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:29,440
I fucking interviewed Travis Barker from Blink 182 in 1999 for this fucking website called

1753
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,440
Bug Juice at the Warp Tour Fest.

1754
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,440
And then he fucking went out with the Kardashians.

1755
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,440
Two degrees, not one, two degrees.

1756
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,440
I'm sorry, he's dating Courtney or something.

1757
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:45,440
So I'm only two degrees away from a whore that I could care less about, but you know,

1758
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,440
that's just weird.

1759
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,440
Okay, the Kardashians have done more damage...

1760
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,440
No shit, Sherlock.

1761
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:56,440
...to the, you know, the children and society...

1762
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,440
The American psyche.

1763
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,440
...you know, than anyone else.

1764
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,440
And they're only claim the fame...

1765
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,440
Just being whores.

1766
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:10,440
...his father that took and got OJ off on killing...

1767
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,440
Okay?

1768
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,440
Yeah, she's more more than that though.

1769
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:15,440
They're nothing.

1770
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,440
Okay, they're nothing, man.

1771
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:22,440
And all they do is go and fuck niggers and take their fucking money.

1772
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,440
Oh, man.

1773
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,440
Okay.

1774
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,440
No, I'm sorry.

1775
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,440
All the black people...

1776
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440
It's okay, Larry.

1777
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,440
All the black people...

1778
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,440
It's black history, Mont.

1779
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,440
It's gonna be on you.

1780
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,440
I am calling the ACLU right now.

1781
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,440
This is Leonard Peebles.

1782
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,440
Rainbow Coalition Push, L Sharpie.

1783
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,440
Jesse Jackson and L Sharpie.

1784
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,440
I mean, yeah, let me talk to him.

1785
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,440
There's an African-American gentleman here,

1786
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,440
and then you're really gonna do that

1787
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,440
in front of my dashikian?

1788
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,440
During black history, Mont.

1789
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,440
How dare you say that about needles, people?

1790
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:51,440
They have done nothing more than destroy

1791
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,440
all the young girls and women in this country.

1792
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,440
Yes, hey, Leonard, check this out.

1793
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,440
I heard this thing where it said,

1794
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:03,440
if a girl watches 15 minutes, just 15 minutes

1795
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,440
of keeping up with the Kardashians,

1796
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,440
their empathy for other people goes down.

1797
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,440
They're fucking narcissism and greed, skyrockets.

1798
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:15,440
They become total assholes with just 15 minutes exposure.

1799
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,440
It's all it takes.

1800
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,440
That's how fucking fucked those people are.

1801
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,440
You know, and selling all their makeup

1802
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,440
and all the other fucking shit.

1803
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,440
Demise of moral values.

1804
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440
They want to be like,

1805
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,440
they want to have huge fucking ass because

1806
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,440
Nickers is like a fucking huge ass.

1807
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,440
Let's just keep on saying that word, then.

1808
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,440
Sorry.

1809
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:39,440
I mean, let's just not get us canceled.

1810
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,440
Leonard is grandfathered in.

1811
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,440
Larry, nor do you know he's in the 50s.

1812
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440
He said that, so let's just make a disclaimer.

1813
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,440
No, the mother is the true evil one.

1814
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,440
She sent the sex tape for her dog

1815
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,440
and like posted that shit.

1816
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:54,440
To make money.

1817
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,440
To get to.

1818
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,440
How evil is that?

1819
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,440
The mother would do that again.

1820
00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:59,440
Explore your kids.

1821
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:00,440
Yeah, what is that?

1822
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:04,440
Kim, Yonah, Kim, Chris.

1823
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,440
Chris Jenner.

1824
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,440
Listen, first of all, poor Bruce Jenner.

1825
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,440
Bruce Jenner.

1826
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,440
Oh my gosh.

1827
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,440
Jesus Christ.

1828
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,440
He was a hero of mine, man.

1829
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,440
The Catholic.

1830
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,440
He was a hero of mine.

1831
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,440
It's home events.

1832
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,440
Home events in the Olympics.

1833
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,440
Okay, him and Mark Spitz.

1834
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,440
That's why I wanted to say that you're a swimman

1835
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,440
and everything else.

1836
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,440
I like Mark Swallows better.

1837
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,440
He lose sound.

1838
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,440
You make sure you do.

1839
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,440
Yeah, Swallows.

1840
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,440
Hallstead and Guy Street.

1841
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,440
Fank, fank.

1842
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,440
There you go.

1843
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,440
Who was the guy that did the AIDS that hit his head?

1844
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,440
Louis, uh, Louis Gaines.

1845
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,440
Greg Gaines.

1846
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,440
Greg Gaines.

1847
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,440
He was an awesome diver and stuff like that.

1848
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,440
And they emptied all the water out of the fucking pool.

1849
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,440
Yes, it was AIDS water.

1850
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,440
Well, but dude, come on.

1851
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,440
What do you mean, come on?

1852
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,440
If someone shits in the pool, you have to...

1853
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,440
What was her?

1854
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,440
Ten parts for fucking millions of people.

1855
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,440
If someone eats in it, you call up Africa and be like,

1856
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,440
what do we do now?

1857
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,440
You could drink that bloody AIDS water and be fine.

1858
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,440
His call was to Africa.

1859
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,440
Yeah, we are totally unexperienced in this.

1860
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,440
We got this guy, Greg, takes a beer.

1861
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,440
Yeah, he is.

1862
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,440
And, uh, drain the pool right away.

1863
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,440
Yeah, drain the pool.

1864
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,440
Yeah, drain the swimming coach.

1865
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,440
What's fucking him?

1866
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,440
Oh, is that what...

1867
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,440
No, no, about that, but okay.

1868
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,440
Well, he had a nice ass.

1869
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:21,440
Allegedly.

1870
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,440
Allegedly.

1871
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,440
Yeah.

1872
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,440
Well, he wasn't hetero, that's for sure.

1873
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,440
No, we all know that.

1874
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,440
Yeah.

1875
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,440
But at the same time, he was...

1876
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:29,440
Well, he was awesome, man.

1877
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,440
Yeah, he was a saskus proctologist.

1878
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,440
He was awesome.

1879
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,440
Thank you, buddy.

1880
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,440
Well, it was early in the, uh, 80s.

1881
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,440
Yes, it was...

1882
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,440
Well, here's the thing, man.

1883
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,440
It was...

1884
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,440
Here's the thing.

1885
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,440
Everyone was...

1886
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,440
It was okay to still be homophobic.

1887
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,440
And everyone was so afraid of AIDS

1888
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,440
and they thought it was just the fucking...

1889
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,440
Dude, what was that one...

1890
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,440
AIDS.

1891
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,440
Where they had the kid, like, coughed in a blood rag,

1892
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,440
and that's how he got AIDS.

1893
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,440
Like, they made it seem like he got AIDS.

1894
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,440
So easy.

1895
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,440
The little kid, Williams or whatever.

1896
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,440
It was about the boykin AIDS.

1897
01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:59,440
Yeah.

1898
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,440
I remember that.

1899
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,440
He was out of Indiana or something like that.

1900
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,440
Yeah, I'm totally free, but I remember the moment, like,

1901
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,440
they showed him...

1902
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,440
He was coughing in a rag of blood, and that's how they...

1903
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,440
Got it.

1904
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,440
...thought he got AIDS or something.

1905
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,440
Yeah.

1906
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,440
Oh, my God.

1907
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,440
It was another foul shit.

1908
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,440
Yeah, I remember.

1909
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,440
Yeah.

1910
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,440
And he had a skinny kid, blonde hair,

1911
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,440
and he was a poster child for AIDS at the time.

1912
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,440
Yeah.

1913
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,440
And then they, you know...

1914
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,440
And then he had...

1915
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,440
What do you say, post...

1916
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,440
He'd taken die, you know,

1917
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,440
and they had all the quotes on the capital and ground

1918
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:32,440
and stuff like that.

1919
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,440
Yeah.

1920
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:34,440
Oh, yeah, it was crazy back then.

1921
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,440
Now, when you say poster child,

1922
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:40,440
you mean, like, the kid that would attract the homosexuals

1923
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,440
to...

1924
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,440
No, no.

1925
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,440
Being...

1926
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,440
This is what you have to take and avoid.

1927
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:47,440
I know.

1928
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,440
I'm kidding.

1929
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:49,440
You know what I mean?

1930
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,440
That's, you know, we're not talking a poster child for...

1931
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,440
To turn you on.

1932
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,440
No, no.

1933
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,440
For the guy for abducted children.

1934
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,440
Yeah.

1935
01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,440
They were just trying to...

1936
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,440
They were passing along a connection to anybody

1937
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,440
just by some dumb little thing.

1938
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,440
Yep.

1939
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,440
Yeah.

1940
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,440
So, you know, and that's their thing.

1941
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,440
And I remember my mom...

1942
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,440
Just like when people were afraid of, you know,

1943
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,440
the C-word in the beginning and all that,

1944
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,440
and just any little thing that they get scared of.

1945
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,440
Oh, yeah.

1946
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,440
In the beginning, nobody knows what's going on,

1947
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,440
and everybody's just scared out of their fucking mind,

1948
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,440
and that's part of the fucking big plan of the big,

1949
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,440
you know, big brother is to keep those fucking scared.

1950
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:31,440
No, no, you know, age was a lot worse.

1951
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,440
And it still is.

1952
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:33,440
If you were gay.

1953
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:38,440
And it still is because you don't necessarily have to be gay

1954
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,440
to take and catch it.

1955
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,440
COVID is flu, okay?

1956
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:48,440
And they use that word, okay, to scare them.

1957
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,440
Shit out, everyone.

1958
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:51,440
Okay.

1959
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,440
5% of the vaccine killed.

1960
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:57,440
And, you know, everyone stay at home, mail-in ballots, okay?

1961
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,440
And that's how they got a fucking election.

1962
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,440
So how about this?

1963
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,440
Hey, Leonard, you like this.

1964
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:02,440
You like this.

1965
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,440
I mean, you can learn all-cited mail-in ballots.

1966
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,440
So it was like flugel, hey.

1967
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,440
No, Leonard, they're trying this again with the fucking mail-in ballots.

1968
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,440
What?

1969
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:10,440
They're trying to do something.

1970
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:13,440
We were going on tour and it was during the bird flu.

1971
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,440
During the bird flu.

1972
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:18,440
And so every night we would take a fucking t-shirt and write something on it.

1973
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,440
Which one?

1974
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:20,440
There was two different bird flu.

1975
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,440
I don't know, fucking one of them.

1976
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,440
Right, okay.

1977
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:28,440
So anyways, the difference from bird sickness and fucking sickness, like AIDS or bird flu

1978
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:33,440
in German, it's just the difference of the dots over flugel, like flugel.

1979
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,440
Oh, okay, yeah.

1980
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,440
Okay.

1981
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,440
So I would go out on stage and everyone would laugh.

1982
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:46,440
I'd say, I got my shirt for, you know, because of the bird flu and it would say AIDS or something.

1983
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,440
And they would all laugh.

1984
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:54,440
Or one time I had the one that said, you know, Schweineficker, you know, pig fucker.

1985
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,440
Right.

1986
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,440
And that would make people laugh.

1987
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:00,440
And then when the girl was waiting for us at the airport one time, she had a sign that

1988
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:01,440
said Schweineficker.

1989
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,440
Did she look like a faggot?

1990
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,440
And so everyone would get, oh.

1991
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:05,440
No.

1992
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,440
No.

1993
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:11,440
Everyone getting off the plane, laughed at that sign until we said, hey, Franz, you can

1994
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,440
hug her and everything.

1995
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,440
You guys, where are the pig fuckers?

1996
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,440
Where are the pig fuckers right here?

1997
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,440
Yeah, exactly.

1998
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:18,440
It was funny.

1999
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,440
Where's all the fat ones?

2000
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,440
Geez, Leonard.

2001
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,440
But you're American, so people just...

2002
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,440
It's a long tour.

2003
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:27,440
We'll find them.

2004
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:28,440
Disgusting Americans.

2005
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,440
What time we at, Larry?

2006
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:32,440
105.

2007
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,440
Look at that.

2008
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,440
You see what I mean, kiddo?

2009
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:37,440
Right on the mark.

2010
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:38,440
Larry.

2011
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,440
All right.

2012
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,440
Hey, we want to say thank you to Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinary.

2013
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:43,440
I'm not going to do a thing.

2014
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,440
I'm going to do a song.

2015
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,440
At the end?

2016
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:47,440
Yeah.

2017
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:48,440
Okay.

2018
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,440
And I want to thank Jesus and God.

2019
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,440
Black History Month.

2020
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,440
Yeah.

2021
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,440
And I want to thank Leonard and Kiki for showing up.

2022
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,440
I think Needles too.

2023
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,440
Yeah.

2024
01:05:58,440 --> 01:05:59,440
Love you guys.

2025
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,440
Thank you for listening.

2026
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,440
We love everybody.

2027
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,440
We love you.

2028
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,440
We love you.

2029
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:04,440
Fuck it.

2030
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,440
Love you guys.

2031
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:06,440
Mr. Rex, we love you.

2032
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,440
Sherry, Jay, Tiffany.

2033
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,440
Chrissy.

2034
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:14,440
Chrissy, Matt Barber, you're still gay.

2035
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,440
You javill.

2036
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:16,440
You javill.

2037
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,440
I hope you get out of your Indian prison.

2038
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,440
We sent some rupees to you.

2039
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,440
In a cake with a five.

2040
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,440
You're getting reaped.

2041
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:25,440
That's all right.

2042
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,440
I want some dead Kennedys, all right?

2043
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,440
Yeah.

2044
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,440
They're going to take your guns.

2045
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,440
They're going to take your wife.

2046
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:40,440
Next thing you know, they're coming for your life.

2047
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:41,440
Lock your daughter up.

2048
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:42,440
But here you go.

2049
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:43,440
Sent to currency.

2050
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:44,440
Oh, no.

2051
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,440
They're going to kill us.

2052
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,440
They're going to try to take us.

2053
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,440
They're going to make us worse and make us right.

2054
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,440
They're going to send us to camps.

2055
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,440
And guess what?

2056
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:53,440
We don't put up a fight.

2057
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,440
We can't put up a fight.

2058
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:55,440
Fuck the government.

2059
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:56,440
Fuck the government.

2060
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,440
We love USA.

2061
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:02,440
We love USA.

2062
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,440
That was fantastic.

2063
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,440
God bless America.

2064
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,440
Next time I'm going to need a pick or something.

2065
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,440
Next time we need a pick.

2066
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:13,440
My fingers are getting caught up.

2067
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:18,440
I want to also say if Hams beer, PBR,

2068
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,440
Old Milwaukee, any of you motherfuckers,

2069
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,440
step up and fucking send us some beer.

2070
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:28,440
We want Dana White on her podcast.

2071
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,440
I'm going to add mention them.

2072
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,440
Dana White.

2073
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:35,440
She is one of the most American podcast.

2074
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,440
No, it's a guy.

2075
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,440
We are the last bastion.

2076
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,440
It's the guy that runs the UFC.

2077
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:45,440
We are the last bastion of freedom speech in USA here.

2078
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,440
We are.

2079
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,440
That's it.

2080
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,440
We love this country.

2081
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:53,440
The problem is that Dana White walked off the Hollywood.

2082
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,440
What happened?

2083
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,440
How he was getting too deep?

2084
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,440
Comedians can't do podcasts.

2085
01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,440
They don't understand it.

2086
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,440
Dana White is just like I'm done.

2087
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:02,440
Exactly.

2088
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:04,440
Because either one hears the difference

2089
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:05,440
between us and Howie.

2090
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,440
We're fucking real.

2091
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,440
Howie is a con.

2092
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,440
We're not comedians.

2093
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,440
We don't have to be funny and we're really not.

2094
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,440
It's a thing.

2095
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,440
We're not funny at all.

2096
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,440
Plus we don't care about ratings or money.

2097
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,440
No, we got four conversations going on.

2098
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,440
I got to go.

2099
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:21,440
I got to go and do a podcast.

2100
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:24,440
This is what it's like around my kitchen table

2101
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:26,440
when everyone's fucked up, everybody.

2102
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,440
You forgot your favorite beer though too.

2103
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:29,440
Schlitz gay.

2104
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:31,440
Schlitz, hey.

2105
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,440
Schlitz, the Boys Town, Pink Cans,

2106
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,440
fucking Vaddillon, Mulvaney, whatever.

2107
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,440
It's fucking shit.

2108
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:39,440
You want to send us.

2109
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:40,440
We'll drink it down.

2110
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,440
Are you fucking kidding?

2111
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:45,440
Hey, if Bud Light wants to send us a truckload of fucking beer

2112
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,440
for nothing, I'll take it.

2113
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:49,440
I'll drink the shit of it, damn.

2114
01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:51,440
I'll start doing beer bombs.

2115
01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:55,440
Yeah, we'll do beer bombs with Bud Light on this motherfucker.

2116
01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:56,440
Yeah, we will.

2117
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:58,440
We will drink the gay away.

2118
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:01,440
You know, that's our motto.

2119
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:03,440
We'll drink the gay away.

2120
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:05,440
It was beer done.

2121
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:09,440
Well, hey, the Donald could do whatever he wants.

2122
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:11,440
Beer slums.

2123
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,440
Beer slums.

2124
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,440
Here's what we'll do.

2125
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:15,440
The mouthfeel.

2126
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,440
I love how he's laying it all out.

2127
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,440
He's got this plan.

2128
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:22,440
Well, no, I didn't have a plan, but beer slums.

2129
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:24,440
He must have been driven about this already.

2130
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:25,440
Oh, yeah.

2131
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:27,440
All right, Lonnie, drink about it.

2132
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:29,440
Just two at a time, Leonard.

2133
01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:30,440
Just forget it.

2134
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:33,440
He's going all out for a marketing ploy.

2135
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,440
Yeah, a marketing boy.

2136
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:39,440
It's going to be called the Leonard.

2137
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:44,440
It's going to have a flag on the end of your mouth.

2138
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:46,440
Two beer, two beer dogs.

2139
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:47,440
No, no.

2140
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,440
Yeah, exactly.

2141
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:52,440
It's a double host beerbond with two black dicks

2142
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,440
for the mouthpieces.

2143
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,440
Oh, jeez, man.

2144
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,440
I mean, all right.

2145
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:58,440
I don't know why you're talking about my people like this

2146
01:09:58,440 --> 01:09:59,440
at the end of this episode.

2147
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:00,440
Jello wrestling.

2148
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:01,440
It's the Leonard, not how.

2149
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,440
I demand equality.

2150
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:03,440
It's called the Leonard.

2151
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:04,440
And I demand reparations.

2152
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:06,440
All right, one black dick and one white dick.

2153
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:07,440
There we go.

2154
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,440
I like an easy one because it just sounds like...

2155
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:10,440
Three dicks.

2156
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,440
Fuck that.

2157
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:17,440
It's like women of jello wrestling right there, two dicks on the end of it.

2158
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:18,440
Wait a minute.

2159
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:19,440
What?

2160
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:20,440
Goal!

2161
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:22,440
That was logistically feasible.

2162
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,440
I don't understand what you're talking about.

2163
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:25,440
I'd like to see this.

2164
01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,440
Yeah, definitely.

2165
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:30,440
I mean, do the Wieners pump out jello?

2166
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,440
If it's a guache show.

2167
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,440
No, it doesn't pump out anything.

2168
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:40,440
You know, they're in a jello pool and they're having to take and drink the Bud Light

2169
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,440
out of their freaking, you know...

2170
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,440
And then we got a conveyor salad set.

2171
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:47,440
And then we got to hold those with the fucking holes.

2172
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:50,440
So then we got to put a tap line and then we got to get cash.

2173
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:51,440
So...

2174
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:53,440
I mean, the logistics Leonard's on the series.

2175
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,440
No, no, no, no.

2176
01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:56,440
They, you know...

2177
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:58,440
The container is split in half.

2178
01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,440
So whatever...

2179
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:00,440
What container?

2180
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:03,440
That's holding the fucking beer with the dildos.

2181
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:06,440
It's like where does the catsy wear with the cantoons?

2182
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:09,440
So whoever finishes their half first...

2183
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:11,440
They can take and...

2184
01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:13,440
Eat some jello.

2185
01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:17,440
...the other person first because they're still trying to take and drink theirs.

2186
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,440
How much beer is there?

2187
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:20,440
Hey, be flowery.

2188
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,440
Leonard.

2189
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,440
And now you have an advantage.

2190
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:30,440
Leonard, how many beers are in this container that they have to drink?

2191
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:33,440
Is it like a half a gallon, three beers, two beers?

2192
01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:34,440
We can just do migrants.

2193
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:35,440
How's that?

2194
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,440
Okay.

2195
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:39,440
They fight a migrant and then jello...

2196
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:41,440
You know, with a woman...

2197
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:43,440
The price of migrants is going up?

2198
01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:44,440
Let's put three in each.

2199
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,440
Three beers, okay.

2200
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,440
Three beers in each dildo?

2201
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:49,440
And whoever finishes their first while they're holding them up...

2202
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:53,440
How about we do a double ended dildo and they can do it at the same time?

2203
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:54,440
No, no.

2204
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,440
That's what I'm talking about.

2205
01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,440
That's for the jello wrestling part.

2206
01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,440
Okay.

2207
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:03,440
It's like a beer hat with the two tubes, but it's split in half and it goes to each girl.

2208
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:06,440
Each girl has to finish theirs first.

2209
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:10,440
Right, because the one that finishes theirs first...

2210
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,440
Has the advantage.

2211
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:18,440
Has the advantage of taking tackle right in the fucking midsection if she's got any fucking brains.

2212
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:20,440
Oh, she ripped her head off.

2213
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:24,440
Because the other one is still trying to finish the fucking beer, you know what I mean?

2214
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:29,440
It sounds like a real, real white trash abortion right in the midsection.

2215
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:33,440
Hey, what trailer park are we going to hold this event?

2216
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,440
Oh, the one behind Louis D's.

2217
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,440
Yeah.

2218
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,440
Stone Park, baby.

2219
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,440
Yeah.

2220
01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,440
Bobby's Bar, Louis D's.

2221
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,440
Land of the Lost.

2222
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,440
Yeah.

2223
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,440
Stone Park.

2224
01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,440
Did you take a boat?

2225
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:47,440
My God, I spent fucking years in Stone Park.

2226
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:48,440
Of course you did.

2227
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,440
You left your heart in Stone Park.

2228
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,440
It was like most people are like, I left my heart in San Francisco.

2229
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,440
You left your...

2230
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:55,440
You left your lunches at Stone Park.

2231
01:12:55,440 --> 01:13:00,440
I left my heart in Stone Park and had too many heart attacks and many strokes.

2232
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:01,440
Remember that?

2233
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:07,440
You know, back in the fucking late 70s and the early 80s, holy Christ.

2234
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,440
Remember all the fires there?

2235
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:09,440
No, we don't remember that.

2236
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,440
We were children.

2237
01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:11,440
That was a little bit funny.

2238
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,440
We're not out of here, right?

2239
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:14,440
Yeah, we're on here.

2240
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:15,440
Let me...

2241
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:17,440
You and Larry are the stony.

2242
01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,440
Should I turn this shit off?

2243
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,440
I had maybe 10 years after you guys did.

2244
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:21,440
I was there.

2245
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,440
Yeah.

2246
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,440
All right, we will not.

2247
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:26,440
Thanks for listening.

2248
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,440
Like, follow, subscribe, tell your enemies, tell your friends.

2249
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:28,440
Tell your friends.

2250
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:29,440
Yes, tell your friends.

2251
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:30,440
Thank you, Kiki.

2252
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:31,440
Thank you, Leonard.

2253
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,440
We love you guys.

2254
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:33,440
Thank you, Nicos.

2255
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:34,440
Thank you, Joe.

2256
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:35,440
Thank you, Kiki.

2257
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,440
I love it.

2258
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:37,440
Hey, everyone behave.

2259
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,440
Yeah.

2260
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,440
Don't do anything Leonard wouldn't do.

2261
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:40,440
If I mean it.

2262
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:41,440
Oh.

2263
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:42,440
Okay.

2264
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:43,440
Okay.

2265
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,440
Okay.

2266
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:45,440
Okay.

2267
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:46,440
Okay.

2268
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,440
Okay.

2269
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,440
Okay.

2270
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:49,440
Okay.

2271
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,440
Okay.

2272
01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:51,440
Okay.