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Time to get ready for Larry Needle's show.

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Larry, I am, Needles, Landon, even Kiki, Larry, and Needles, show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry Needle's show. I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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I'm Larry.

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Alright.

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This is Kiki.

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This is my history month to my white devil constituents.

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Yes, I got it.

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I'm looking forward to reparations soon.

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I took a 23 in me.

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5% African American.

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The hell of a shirky guy.

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I got it on board the past now, so don't say anything in front of me.

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I would like my reparations now.

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Well, that's, I noticed that that's,

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Yeah, you're due reparations.

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Yeah.

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Even though you don't have kinky hair.

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Yeah, well, I just say I'm 5% African American.

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It's kinky down below.

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Yeah.

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Just from the waist up.

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You don't have a lot of melanoma in your skin.

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That'll work out.

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He's an Irish African.

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Yes.

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I never noticed all the, you have a bunch of new tats.

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No.

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They're old.

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They're old.

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Well, now I'm going to have to look at them in a different light, man.

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He's part black.

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Part of the Zulu Nation.

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Yes.

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That's the way I can go.

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That's the way I can go with this.

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This is going to really mess me up, man.

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Why is that?

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Because I'm going to have to take in, um, watch everything I say about you.

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Okay.

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That's all right though.

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Or about anyone else or anything in, in general.

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So that, you know, you don't get offended.

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No, I'm easily offended.

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That's the problem.

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I can't take a joke.

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Oh my God.

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And I don't want to get sued.

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You know,

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Oh, I'm so crazy too.

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Let me tell you.

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Well, he lets his girlfriend use the N word.

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You know, that's when they're in bed.

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That's about it.

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Yeah, I saw that one.

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She can call me.

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I did not request that though.

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Which is very funny.

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Oh, I wish you were a big black man.

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No, she wanted to be called NB.

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How you guys doing today?

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I'm doing great.

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It's Friday.

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Actually, when I was coming over though, I started snowing.

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I know.

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I saw that.

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It's been so nice.

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We get used to it and then all of a sudden.

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That's the problem.

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It's still February.

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Our friend.

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He comes up man.

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That's when we get killed all the time.

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Yeah.

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Our friends in the Gaza Strip decided that they're going to take away the nice weather for me.

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Yeah.

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What the fuck?

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I think you might be related to them.

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Now that you have that, it disclosed that because everyone out of Africa, that's why they're

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proud over there.

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Very, very so.

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But from us Neanderthals that conquered or populated everything in Europe and stuff like

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that.

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But then we did interbreed with you guys.

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So who's we?

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Yeah, who's we?

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We are people that were conquered by the Moors.

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The Moors.

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Yeah, the Moors.

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The Italians.

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The Moors went through everything.

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Yeah, the Moors.

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They were crazy.

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My ancestors are from Naples.

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Do you guys watch the Super Bowl?

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Hell no.

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I caught some of it.

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Yeah, I watch it just because my kid wanted to watch it.

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No, I have watched football since Colin Kaepernick and all them people started taking knees to

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national anthem and Black Lives Matter.

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All that anti-American stuff.

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And then they took and played a black national anthem at the beginning of the Super Bowl.

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Listen, there's one national anthem.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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And then they took a black national anthem.

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There's not a black.

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That means you're dividing everyone and, you know, along racial lines.

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Well, that's how they start the Civil War.

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You know, just cool it, people.

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You know, you know, enough is enough.

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How are you going to start a Civil War?

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Did you see Carrie Lake during the Super Bowl?

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She was at the Super Bowl.

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Carrie Lake when they sang the national anthem.

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They had a picture taken of her.

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And she was sitting down while everybody else was standing up around her.

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Carrie Lake?

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Yeah, from Arizona.

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They said there were a lot of people sitting down.

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She's the one that got screwed out of the election in Arizona.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Real good-looking.

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Good-looking one that's good.

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Yeah, a real good-looking one that knows her shit.

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Good-fitting one.

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Oh, she's a skinnier one with darker hair, not the fat one with the blonde hair.

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Exactly.

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And she wouldn't take a bribe because she was, oh, yeah.

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Wouldn't take a bribe.

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Now I know who you're talking about.

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Definitely.

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Because I'm trying to picture it in my mind.

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How blatant was that?

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He came out and just said, hey, do you want some cash?

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He was a Republican, too.

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We could take care of you whatever you want.

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Yeah, whatever you want.

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We'll give you a nice cushy job.

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Yeah.

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But really, you know...

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Which is creamier price.

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Hey, what?

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I got a game.

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No, that's what they were saying.

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We don't have to wait.

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We don't have no price.

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You want to play it now?

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I have no price.

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Sure, we could.

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Okay, we could start out early.

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Can I say one more thing real quick?

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Sure, yeah.

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We need to do like, you know, Momar Gaddafi did.

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Oh, man.

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Well, he got it in the end.

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Well, he did get it in the end.

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It was Hillary.

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What?

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Well, he had, you know, he backed down and...

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Where the hell is he from again?

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I read the Libya.

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You know, he put a big basketball game together of other superstars.

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Did you hear what he said?

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So does China.

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Well, but his halftime...

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So the halftime show, instead of having like cheerleaders come out and do this, he had

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a makeshift rig come out, you know, that we had a noose on it.

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Oh, man.

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Jesus.

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They had a trial for a guy.

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There was a...

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It's a halftime?

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This is halftime, halftime show.

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He was, you know, tried on dissent.

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Of course, he was found guilty.

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So they hung him right in the middle of the game.

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Wow.

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Or halftime.

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And this guy, so his neck didn't snap right when they...

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Initially?

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Initially.

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So he sent her to show you.

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No, because they do the slow hang instead of...

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What we do is the fast drop.

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The drop.

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It takes them...

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It's amazing.

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Anyway, but get this.

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So a woman came out, like she saw this guy just sitting there dying, suffocating.

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A small lady comes out from the crowd and you think she's going to go try to save this

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guy.

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She starts pulling on his legs.

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Nice.

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To kill him faster.

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I knew that's what you were going to say.

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A cannon on him.

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Well, there's only two ways that that story goes.

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And then the funny thing is Gaddafi actually made her the mayor.

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Oh, nice.

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He had an all female security detail.

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Yeah.

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And have you ever seen pictures of them?

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They are fine as hell.

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Hopefully they're better.

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He didn't mess around.

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I think they're better than that.

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What was that video we saw of the Special Forces?

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Oh, the Special Forces, the SWAT team.

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The SWAT team, the women, the Chicks.

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Oh, yeah.

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When they did the Benny Hill music.

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That was a coup de gras about that video.

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But it just showed them like, the first thing they had to do was they had to take a zipline

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down from one side to the other side.

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And one lady made it and then they all got stuck in the middle.

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What's that?

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That was the second thing.

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And then...

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They had crapping owls in the freaking water so when they fell off they'd be freaking killed.

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Well, they dropped them.

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And that gives them more incentive to take and do it properly.

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Well, they dropped their service weapons too.

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And the water was less than five feet and they couldn't retrieve that.

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Well, the thing was they messed up by all going at the same time.

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Yeah, there was no...

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One at a time.

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They just ran at it and fell.

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They all ended up in the middle.

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Oh, yeah.

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There was too much weight in the middle.

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And then the rope, the line says.

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And then they're sitting there like...

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Oh, they're...

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Okay.

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Ask Navy SEALs, Rangers, Green Berets, whatever.

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They're not going to take and do something like that.

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They know.

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You know what I mean?

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That's why we're top in the freaking world.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hmm.

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All right, Larry, what do you got for us, Kill?

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Okay.

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I was reading a warning label on something.

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It said, warning, this training equipment is intended for physical conditioning.

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Consult your physician prior to starting any physical training program.

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Injuries including paralysis and deaths can occur when using this equipment.

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It is recommended properly fitted safety equipment including, but not limited to, hand wraps and gloves be worn at all times.

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Users assume all risk of injury.

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Is this on your new bed?

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I mean, where do you think that...

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Yeah, where do you think that warning is from?

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What piece of equipment?

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I'll give you a clue.

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I have it in this house.

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A dumbo.

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Okay.

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That sounds like a pretty heavy, something heavy like gloves and all that shit needs to be used.

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Well, yeah, but it's Larry though.

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He's got a lot of bunch of knickknacks and wigwans.

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Right?

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You know what I mean?

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It sounds good.

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It's from the radar approach.

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It could be the wheel, even.

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00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,200
Well, and there's the other thing.

274
00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,200
No, you got a rubber one?

275
00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,200
No.

276
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:46,200
Well, here, for this label to be written the way it is, some dumb ass has been hurt by this thing.

277
00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,200
Exactly.

278
00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,200
That's why you gotta think it's big.

279
00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,200
Put this shit out there.

280
00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,200
Well, it's gotta be big too.

281
00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,200
That was a mouthful over there, Larry.

282
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,200
And you'd think the thing would be a giant contraption, right?

283
00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,200
What do you think it would be?

284
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,200
That's why...

285
00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,200
Well, I'm trying to think, hmm...

286
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,200
Have to wear...

287
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,200
Yeah, holy shit.

288
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,200
Some sort of weighted thing.

289
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,200
When I tell you, you guys are gonna go, what the fuck?

290
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,200
The bruising stuff, the cut in the side, you know, the bark.

291
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,200
Oh, yeah, yeah.

292
00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,200
It's not the medicine ball, is it?

293
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:22,200
It would rip you up, cut you up, you know, if you got feminine hands.

294
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,200
How about your stretch and stick?

295
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,200
A dumbbell bar or something.

296
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200
Yeah, exactly.

297
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,200
Oh, shoot, we don't even have the American flag in the picture.

298
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,200
Oh, no.

299
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,200
I'll get it, man.

300
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,200
Alright, no, relax.

301
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,200
Wait, wait, wait.

302
00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,200
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

303
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,200
I'll just get a few points there.

304
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,200
Yeah, just, yeah, just, it's fine.

305
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,200
It's like a minefield right there.

306
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,200
Yeah, that's cool, man.

307
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,200
Okay, Larry, what is it?

308
00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,200
Anybody gonna guess?

309
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,200
I, yeah, like a dumbbell bar, like a bell.

310
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,200
A bell, a bell.

311
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,200
Yeah, that's what you were thinking.

312
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,200
That's why I made this game, because I knew you wouldn't guess.

313
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:58,200
It's the fucking MMA little padded gloves they give you for the Crop McGon class.

314
00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,200
Wait a minute.

315
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,200
Had all that written on the tag.

316
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200
Oh, my God.

317
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200
Really?

318
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,200
And when I read this, I was like...

319
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,200
When you hit someone in the head, it might take him causing...

320
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,200
Corralysis or death.

321
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,200
Yeah, definitely.

322
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,200
Please don't worry if you eat it.

323
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,200
Eat these because you're gonna eat the gloves.

324
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,200
It's crazy, isn't it?

325
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,200
It's very crazy for gloves.

326
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,200
I'm like, wow, they're really covering their ass with this fucking tag.

327
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200
It is.

328
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,200
It's crazy how they always say that.

329
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,200
That doesn't say that on my boots.

330
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,200
But it might.

331
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,200
Like, checking the freaking nuts with my steel toes.

332
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:29,200
It looks like you've kicked a few nuts with those puppies.

333
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,200
No shit, man.

334
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,200
Isn't it crazy they always state that the calcium...

335
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,200
Why?

336
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200
This is noticov cancer.

337
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,200
Yeah.

338
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,200
Like, they're the only ones...

339
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,200
It's like, okay, the rest of the world...

340
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200
What the hell, you know?

341
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200
...the rest of the country will get it.

342
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:43,200
You know, pair of boots, that should have that on that, then, too.

343
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:48,200
Or, you know, on, you know, a shirt.

344
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,200
This shirt might kill you.

345
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200
The shirt.

346
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200
The shirt.

347
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,200
If you don't get the arms through properly.

348
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:59,200
Or if you're real high trying to take it off and it gets stuck on your head.

349
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,200
Yeah.

350
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,200
That doesn't make any sense, dude.

351
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,200
Well, that used to happen to me.

352
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,200
I'd be like, Mary, I need help.

353
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,200
My hands would be all stuck.

354
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,200
When you were a little chubbier.

355
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,200
No, just when I was too fucked up to take my shirt off.

356
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,200
I can't even take your shirt off.

357
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,200
That's a little bit crazy there, Larry.

358
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,200
Fuck that!

359
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,200
Sleeping in this shirt.

360
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,200
Just take my pants off so I can shit and take a piss.

361
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,200
Yeah, right.

362
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,200
Just make sure you get out of the bed.

363
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,200
Right.

364
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200
Damn right.

365
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,200
Leonard, just make sure you go to the washroom.

366
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,200
You're gonna love this.

367
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,200
Don't sit in the bed.

368
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,200
Oh, we got here.

369
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,200
What do we got here?

370
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200
All right, I got a story, Larry.

371
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,200
All right, let's hear the story.

372
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,200
Have you ever shit yourself?

373
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:41,200
Well, I'll tell you when I was, you know, kicking dope a few times.

374
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200
Yeah, you know, you think you're gonna...

375
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,200
Yeah, it happens sometimes.

376
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,200
Other than that, no.

377
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,200
Only from, like, hard withdrawals or something.

378
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,200
I almost shit myself today.

379
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,200
I've done it before.

380
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,200
When you're working and stuff, it's like, holy shit, you know.

381
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,200
I mean, not like a huge wall.

382
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,200
You need to take a crap, you're trying to fight.

383
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,200
Well, yeah, you know.

384
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:05,200
And get your toilet paper out of your freaking bag so you don't, you know, shit in the cemetery, right?

385
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,200
All right, well, let's hear the story.

386
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,200
I love the Joe Ideas shitting story.

387
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,200
Have you ever heard that?

388
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,200
Probably, I just can't recall it right now.

389
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,200
He said he had to shit so bad he got locked out of his house.

390
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:20,200
So he pulled his pants down and he put his back against his neighbor's house and took a shit.

391
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200
Oh, man.

392
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,200
Yeah, and just...

393
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,200
I felt his pants probably.

394
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,200
Well, no, he said he had to shit right in the neighbor's yard because he just leaned back in the neighbor's house.

395
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,200
Yeah, that's how you do it.

396
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:33,200
He went by the front, like, went by the front door and then the neighbor actually came out and walked, was walking around.

397
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,200
He's like, oh, man, somebody took a shit and on there.

398
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,200
And then Joe Ideas came and he's like, oh, who the fuck would you have?

399
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,200
Yeah, well, it's kind of scumbag.

400
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,200
Asshole dirty, too.

401
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,200
That's got to be uncomfortable.

402
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,200
Kind of like you and your little brother back in, like, 1980 or whatever.

403
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,200
You're talking about me?

404
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:55,200
Yeah, didn't you say the guy was screaming at your dad because your little brother shit between the trailer and the car?

405
00:12:55,200 --> 00:13:01,200
Well, yeah, my dad was an electrician, so anytime his tools would get stolen, we'd go down to Maxwell Street so he could go buy tools back, you know?

406
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,200
Back in the day, yeah.

407
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,200
Well, yeah, when Maxwell Street was around.

408
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,200
Yeah, now it's part of UCI, you know?

409
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200
Yeah, so but anyway.

410
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,200
Sometimes nature crawls in the urban environment.

411
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,200
Yeah, well, no, yeah, anyway.

412
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,200
Oh, shit, it does, man.

413
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,200
I know.

414
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,200
We get down there and my brother's like, oh, I got to take a shit.

415
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,200
And my dad's like, oh, we're not leaving right now.

416
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,200
He's like, he's like, go in between that car and that RV.

417
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,200
My brother drops cars, yeah, taking a crap.

418
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,200
Some black guy walks out, hey, man, why are you shitting in front of my RV?

419
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,200
He started yelling at this and that.

420
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,200
Yeah, I could imagine.

421
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,200
Oh, a black guy with an RV back then.

422
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,200
That's crazy.

423
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,200
He was just kind of back then.

424
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200
He started yelling.

425
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,200
He probably stole it.

426
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:41,200
Hey, hey, you got the words out of your mouth, Fratzer's, and I did, man.

427
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,200
No shocker there.

428
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,200
All right, you ready to hear the story?

429
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,200
I'm not saying this is like a brand new RV either.

430
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,200
Yeah.

431
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:52,200
Japanese women lift skirts, flash ocean to attract lots of fish at annual ceremony.

432
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200
Nice.

433
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,200
Yeah.

434
00:13:54,200 --> 00:14:01,200
Japanese women lift their skirts, flash the ocean to attract lots of fish at annual ceremony.

435
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:06,200
Wait a minute, are they just flashing at the ocean or are the guys in front of them?

436
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,200
No, the ocean, they flash the ocean.

437
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,200
I mean, I like the idea of it, but then all of a sudden, the fish.

438
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,200
I'm just trying to paint a picture for you guys.

439
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,200
I'll bet you a thousand.

440
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,200
Are they on a cliff?

441
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,200
So they go to the, oh yeah, they go to the ocean.

442
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,200
Are they on a cliff or on the beach?

443
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,200
Hey, it shows a cliff, so.

444
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,200
I'll bet you a cliff.

445
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,200
Hey, I'm just asking questions and I'm getting answers.

446
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,200
They line up at the edge of the cliff.

447
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,200
I'll bet your man made this ritual up.

448
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,200
Damn, man.

449
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,200
You want to hear what they say?

450
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,200
What they say is amazing.

451
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,200
They should say something.

452
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,200
Let's hear it.

453
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:39,200
So it says they stand on the edge of the cliff, face to sea, lift up both of the hems of their

454
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:45,440
kimono, lower their body undergarments, call out, give us a big catch of fish, and if

455
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,200
you give us fish, we'll show you everything.

456
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,200
Oh, man.

457
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200
Nice.

458
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,200
I like these women.

459
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:57,200
So these are wives of fishermen then because they're going to show their husbands everything

460
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,200
if they get a big catch.

461
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,200
Maybe they have to go out there and show everything if it's a good catch.

462
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,200
Doesn't that make sense?

463
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,200
Sounds legit to me, right?

464
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,200
Exactly.

465
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:09,200
Sounds like some people have created this thing and now he gets to see it every year and

466
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,200
still live in it.

467
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200
Here's how this was.

468
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,200
It was 2024.

469
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,200
Do their things smell to take in a track?

470
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,200
Well, that's what I was curious about.

471
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,200
What's that, the fish and the fish?

472
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,200
How the hell are you from California and I'm from here?

473
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,200
Where'd they get it?

474
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:28,200
I was born out here, but I spent the past 20 years out there.

475
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,320
But you know, I keep relating.

476
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:36,200
Some old timer came in with a big catch one time and he's like, well, I had two women

477
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,200
that's called their kids.

478
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,200
They started making relationships.

479
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,200
Had relations on the cliff or something.

480
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,200
She flashed them when he was going out to see.

481
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,200
Yeah, exactly.

482
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,200
That's how it started.

483
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,200
Well, then Japanese, when they stick to something, they don't fuck around.

484
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200
Well, that's a thing.

485
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:57,200
You know, but when they got their garments up, are they taken and using their muscles?

486
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,200
Using their muscles to like aqueef?

487
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,200
Yeah.

488
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,200
No, never say anything about that.

489
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,200
You don't say that?

490
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,200
No, it does not say that.

491
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,200
It's a possibility though.

492
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,200
They got to get the smell down there to the fish.

493
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200
Otherwise they won't.

494
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200
They're calling them queef.

495
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,200
I don't think they're being disrespectful to the sea gods.

496
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200
Who's that, Poseidon?

497
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200
This is a family show.

498
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,200
Well, I wouldn't find that disrespectful.

499
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200
Not at all.

500
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,200
I mean, imagine if I was a sea god, it's an annual ceremony.

501
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:29,200
So, I mean, they want a good fit, which I mean, the irony of that show.

502
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:34,200
Well, they also got an annual show where they take and kill all the fricking dolphins when

503
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,200
they hurt them in the shore.

504
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,200
Yeah, right.

505
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,200
That's for sex though.

506
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,200
Okay.

507
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:47,200
So, what, you know, why are you saying, well, no, no, it's the same fricking shit, man.

508
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,200
Come on, guys.

509
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,200
What's that?

510
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,200
What's the same shit?

511
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200
Okay.

512
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,200
Whether they're queuing or killing.

513
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,200
No, not really.

514
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,200
Queefing and killing.

515
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,200
I'd rather see someone swathing and killing.

516
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,200
Yeah, definitely.

517
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:07,200
You know, a lot of times in the news, you know, these women taking, kill their guys after

518
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,200
they get enough children.

519
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,200
Right, you know what I mean?

520
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,200
After enough what?

521
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,200
Exactly.

522
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,200
They're not for what though?

523
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,200
When do they kill them, Leonard?

524
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200
Why do they kill them?

525
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,200
Because they queef too much.

526
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,200
Who knows?

527
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:24,200
Lorraine Bobbitt cut his shit off or the women taking stab on 36.

528
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,200
So this is an epidemic in Japan?

529
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,200
No, not at all.

530
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,200
Lorraine Bobbitt's from here in the United States.

531
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:35,200
I'm just saying here in the U.S. they might have continued the ritual too far.

532
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,200
Oh, I see.

533
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
I see.

534
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200
You know, I always tell them.

535
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:42,200
The United States is so enamored with serial, sorry, he can't even cut you up.

536
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,200
They're so enamored with serial killers and murder shit.

537
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200
I know.

538
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200
Did you see this thing I sent you?

539
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,200
Like all the different countries?

540
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,200
Yeah, the serial killers.

541
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200
The most serial killers?

542
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,200
We're over 3,000, right?

543
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,200
South Africa, I forget all the other.

544
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,200
Brazil, India.

545
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,200
The top ones are like Illinois, I mean not Illinois.

546
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,200
The United States.

547
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,200
The U.S. and Russia.

548
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,200
Yeah, U.S. definitely.

549
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,200
Yeah, you guys had over 3,000 in there.

550
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,200
Yeah, that was insane.

551
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,200
And India has a billion people.

552
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:12,200
But there were a lot more serial killers around through history and stuff like that.

553
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,200
Let me tell you.

554
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200
The most famous detective.

555
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,200
H.H. home.

556
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:21,200
Until there was social media and everyone was connected, no one knew what was happening

557
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,200
here in this part of the state, this part.

558
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,200
It's Larry Needle's show.

559
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,200
Let Larry say something.

560
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,000
Let me tell you about serial killers.

561
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,400
There was so many times we'd be on tour here in abroad no matter where we were and we would

562
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,200
try and get somebody to let us crash at their house because we'd be on a waste money at

563
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200
a hotel.

564
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200
They thought you were a serial killer?

565
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,200
No, every time.

566
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,200
I would think, why are these motherfuckers letting the whole band work?

567
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,200
Sometimes they'd like groupies and people come, you could party there and everything.

568
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,200
I'd be like, why?

569
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,200
Yeah.

570
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,200
Why are these fuckers?

571
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,200
And I never really got a good night's sleep.

572
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,700
Yeah, I would always have one eye open and shit and be like, this fucker's gonna come

573
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,200
in at night and tie us up.

574
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,700
We're gonna wake up in the basement.

575
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,200
I made drinks for all of you here.

576
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,200
Exactly.

577
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,200
You would scare the fuck out of me.

578
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,200
Yeah, seriously.

579
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,200
So we did it.

580
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,200
We still did it.

581
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,200
Larry, they pulled another body out of the Texas Lady Bird Lake.

582
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,200
Oh man, a real quick.

583
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,200
Wait, did the Japanese have a good fish harvest?

584
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,200
Oh no, they haven't, season's not over yet.

585
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,200
Oh, so this is just the beginning of the season?

586
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,200
Yeah, this is just the introduction.

587
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,200
So how many is this?

588
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,200
Small, small, around.

589
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,200
What's that?

590
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,200
15.

591
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,200
Is a quiff small, still around.

592
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,200
I don't know, Larry, do you have to go?

593
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,200
No.

594
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200
10.

595
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,200
10 and 20 months.

596
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,200
10 and 20 months.

597
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,200
20 months?

598
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,200
That's fricking two years on.

599
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,200
Wait, where's Lady Bird Lake?

600
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,200
In Texas, Austin.

601
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,200
It's in Texas.

602
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,200
It's part of a river.

603
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,200
And it's an offshoot of a river.

604
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,200
They've already put cameras up, trust me, man.

605
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,200
Well yeah, but they haven't caught the person yet.

606
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,200
This is the 10th, Larry.

607
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200
10th, they're in 20 months.

608
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:56,200
That's like the fricking gigolo killer.

609
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,200
Gilgo Beach.

610
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,200
Yeah, it took that fricking long to take those guys in, man.

611
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200
Needles Idol.

612
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200
Yeah, Rex Hooperman.

613
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,200
Now they're saying that his wife might have been involved,

614
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,200
but they don't know.

615
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,200
They're trying to connect the dots.

616
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,200
Which is crazy, that guy.

617
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,200
What's that?

618
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,200
I don't think she was.

619
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
Who knows?

620
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
I mean.

621
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,200
She didn't know what was going on.

622
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:24,200
Or she took in and covered things up in a way that she didn't know she was covering things up.

623
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:29,200
And Mrs. Hooperman, if you're out there, we got a gentleman that liked to date you.

624
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:35,200
Because there was a guy that was all controlling and has a woman and she's scared to death in

625
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,200
hell.

626
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,200
I was just going to say she's scared.

627
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,200
And she's doing whatever he tells her to do.

628
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,200
That's probably true.

629
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200
Killed by proxy.

630
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,200
But you know, here's the thing.

631
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,200
You would think a serial killer would be brutal to his wife around the house,

632
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,200
but usually the motherfucker is a man.

633
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,200
Yeah, he wasn't.

634
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,200
I mean, look at these guys.

635
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,200
Your family got standing and everything else.

636
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,200
Wasn't one Bundy?

637
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,200
The church, he worked in the foundation.

638
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,200
And when he got pulled over on his way home.

639
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
You talking about that BT?

640
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200
The BT, yeah.

641
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200
Oh, Dennis Redman.

642
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200
Oh yeah, Dennis Redman.

643
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,200
He's like, I've been waiting for you guys to finally get him.

644
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,200
Taunted him for 30 million years.

645
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,200
You know what his downfall was?

646
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,200
He told them that he was going to send them a floppy disk to the police.

647
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
And he did.

648
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,200
And all they had to do was.

649
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,200
Yeah, but that was through the church.

650
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,200
Yeah, and that's how they found it.

651
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,200
Because it had a distinctive mark from where it was done.

652
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,200
So because of the typewriter.

653
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200
He got cocky.

654
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,200
The typewriter at the church had a fucked up letter.

655
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:36,200
Well, but they could tell that it came from the address on it basically.

656
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200
That was caught on.

657
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,200
Which is funny.

658
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,200
He was sadistic though, man.

659
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:44,200
They have so much bravado and gusto.

660
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,200
And they talk to media.

661
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:56,200
Other serial killers, what I would surmise is they have sex and they take and kill them.

662
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200
BTK was sadistic.

663
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:04,200
Same as Ramirez, not Ramirez on the Night Stalker.

664
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,200
The other two.

665
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200
Kemper was bad.

666
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200
The Asian guy.

667
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,200
Kemper.

668
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,200
Yeah, and they were sadistic.

669
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200
Oh, dude, Irmacio.

670
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,200
That's how I learned about it.

671
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,200
That's when you cut somebody's head off and use it for oral sex.

672
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,200
Oh, that was Jeffrey Dahmer.

673
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,200
Well, this also I've been kept up to date too.

674
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,200
You know, he even, you know, body parts are head and stuff in the fridge so he can take

675
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200
and fuck it.

676
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200
Really?

677
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,200
No, what's that series now?

678
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,200
It's about how the FBI was formed because of the serial killers.

679
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,200
There was a mine hunter, but it's done now.

680
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,200
They were going to bring it back.

681
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,200
Yeah, because I thought that was actually based on that.

682
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,200
It started off with they would go visit these guys.

683
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,200
Yeah, because Kemper had a real high IQ.

684
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,200
He's a very smart dude.

685
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,200
Most of these guys that you know, they have a high IQ.

686
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,200
They know, like he would hang out with the cops at a cop bar.

687
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,200
He was so big he couldn't be a cop.

688
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,200
You know, that's why he tried to be a cop.

689
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,200
I think he was like six nine or so.

690
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:09,200
The only one who didn't have a high IQ was what is his name out of Wisconsin.

691
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,200
Ed Gwynne.

692
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,200
Ed Gwynne.

693
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200
Ed Gwynne.

694
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,200
The chainsaw massacre was based on.

695
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:20,200
Which he only killed one or two people, I think it was.

696
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,200
He dug up all these freaking bodies and stuff like that.

697
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200
Yeah, he was a grave robber.

698
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,200
And part of that was silence of the lambs where, you know, stitching a body.

699
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,200
Yeah, making a woman body and stuff like that.

700
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,200
Yeah, it's very disgusting.

701
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,200
I mean, those are some real sick people.

702
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:43,200
I mean, nowadays all you got to do is freaking, you know, tell your teacher,

703
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,200
I want to be a girl and they'll give you freaking drugs.

704
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:52,200
You don't take and have to kill women, cut their freaking bodies up to make a fucking woman body suit.

705
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,200
You know what I mean?

706
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200
Sounds like a lot of work.

707
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:59,200
It's like being a serial killer.

708
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,200
You know, there's too many fucking conversations going on.

709
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,200
We got a one guy at a time.

710
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,200
Being a serial killer has got to be talking now.

711
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,200
Being a serial killer is a full time job, though, you know what I mean?

712
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:19,200
Like disposing of the bodies, picking them up, trying to like, and not doing it all the time.

713
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:23,200
And spacing it out and where you're going to take and do it.

714
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,200
Where you're going to take, you know, a green river killer.

715
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,200
Yeah, a lot of those eggs had dumping grinds.

716
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,200
They had green ridge rigs.

717
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,200
How many, you know, 33 that he admitted to and stuff like that?

718
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,200
I think it was in the 70s, maybe.

719
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,200
No, 33, but they're accounting more like 70 or 80 to a lot.

720
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,200
Oh, yeah, definitely.

721
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:46,200
I mean, there's the amount of serial killers that were in a certain mile radius in California at one point.

722
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,200
Oh, yeah.

723
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,200
It was astounding.

724
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,200
You couldn't swing a fucking dead cat without it.

725
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200
DNA testing.

726
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,200
Oh, the Golden State Killer.

727
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,200
Yeah, the Golden State Killer.

728
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,200
He was a cop, too.

729
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200
I still feel bad, dude.

730
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,200
And that's not being facetious, okay?

731
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,200
I know.

732
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,200
You know, I'll tell you why not.

733
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:08,200
The USA knows about the most serial killers because we have more high tech ways of finding them.

734
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,200
Well, now we do.

735
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,200
I guarantee India, they find by and they just...

736
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,200
Oh, yeah.

737
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,200
Yeah.

738
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,200
Billion people.

739
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,200
Jack Nish is dead.

740
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,200
Throw him in.

741
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,200
Gandhi.

742
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:26,200
Okay, what I was saying before, okay, is only because of social media that, you know, this

743
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:31,200
town, this part of this state, this and that, everything is interconnected.

744
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,200
Before everything was isolated.

745
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,200
Private serial killers.

746
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,200
You know what I mean?

747
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,200
All the one cameras.

748
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,200
Well, and now there's people watching the cameras and finding everything out and all that stuff.

749
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,200
How about the one guy in Russia, Chowchescu?

750
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,200
Oh, yeah, I remember how many he took and killed.

751
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,200
With a hammer.

752
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,200
Really?

753
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,200
Yeah, remember?

754
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,200
Yeah.

755
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,200
They need those.

756
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,200
We heard about him.

757
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,200
What is that guy's name?

758
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,200
It wasn't Chowchescu.

759
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,200
He would say, come and look at my dog's grave and hit him in the hammer and throw him down

760
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,200
a well.

761
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:05,200
But see, you know, their country doesn't release that.

762
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,200
So that's a good reason to do it, right?

763
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,200
They don't want other people.

764
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,200
Yeah.

765
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,200
They want to look at America.

766
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,200
Because oh my God, this whole country is depraved.

767
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,200
Which we are.

768
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,200
It needs God.

769
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:19,200
It needs Allah, you know, or whatever the hell you want to take away.

770
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,200
We're the most gluttonous country in the world.

771
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,200
We're every country's reality show right now.

772
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,200
So every country, they don't put the shit out.

773
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,200
Well, yeah.

774
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,200
They don't want it out, yeah.

775
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Exactly.

776
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200
Every country sitcom.

777
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:36,640
We know that nowadays, people's murder is, it's more of a thrill thing to people.

778
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,960
People search this stuff out.

779
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,960
They want data.

780
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,240
They want to know, you know, they mean there's podcasts about stuff like this.

781
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,760
So yeah, I take a look at some of this stuff.

782
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:55,200
But I also know by, you know, reading papers and news and stuff about these major cases.

783
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,960
I don't know anything about smaller cases.

784
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,280
Well, you just have to search the Internet enough.

785
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,280
There's so many cameras and stuff like that.

786
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,040
I guarantee you know, which is crazy.

787
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,200
Like that eight needles like that internet.

788
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,200
I think we would look at like the Chicago gang fucking website.

789
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,200
Oh, yeah.

790
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,200
Chicago police.

791
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,200
Yeah.

792
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,200
I'll take it.

793
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,200
You see lots of fucking crazy shit.

794
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,200
Look at that all the time.

795
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,200
That's crazy.

796
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,680
Chicago police release and other police departments.

797
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,200
It's pretty crazy because everybody has, you know what I mean?

798
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,400
Like they have this story in their head and then I'll see the body cam footage and everybody's

799
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400
like, oh man.

800
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,400
Yeah, it's totally different.

801
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,920
Which I completely condone.

802
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:34,920
I like that.

803
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,720
You know, they can now be held accountable.

804
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,360
And at the same time, these guys forget they have cameras on and they catch them planting

805
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,360
drugs and doing shit.

806
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,360
Okay.

807
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,360
Very funny.

808
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:48,080
You know, they're saying, you know, all the cases, this and that.

809
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,080
I don't know.

810
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,000
No, there's no evidence.

811
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,800
We need body cams.

812
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:59,600
So now that all the body cams are all the police officers, all the video from the body

813
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,240
cams, now there's still refuting.

814
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,240
Yeah.

815
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,240
You know what I mean?

816
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,240
So we need proof.

817
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,240
What's the next step?

818
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,240
A cop's word is always going to be more of everything.

819
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,240
Oh, Fanny Willis, my word.

820
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:19,080
Well, I mean, if you want to go down the line, you know, in her court deposition yesterday,

821
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,080
you have to take my word.

822
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:25,080
Hey, somebody step on the duck.

823
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,080
There's a grouse.

824
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,080
There's a grouse around here.

825
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,480
Wait, let me say something about only one witness.

826
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,480
You have to take my word.

827
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,480
Let me tell you about Fanny Willis.

828
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,680
Me and Mary noticed this.

829
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:41,200
She had to pay that George looking motherfucker, George Floyd looking motherfucker with the suit

830
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,720
on to go on dates with her.

831
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:49,360
She if she reimbursed this guy for everything pretty much she was paying to get fucked by

832
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,360
this guy.

833
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,360
I don't know about that.

834
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,760
Well, I mean, I don't know about that, but they were taking extravagant trips.

835
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,160
That's why my wife is getting out of it.

836
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,680
I'm just paying to get fucked.

837
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,560
And if you look at her in this stand, her tits look like shit.

838
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,560
So what the fuck?

839
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,560
Obviously this guy was laying it down.

840
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,840
That's why she was paying to get fucked.

841
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,160
But this guy was laying the pipe down, Larry.

842
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,160
That's the whole thing.

843
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,160
He's got a cock like this.

844
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,160
Okay, Jesus.

845
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,400
I don't know about that, but all right, man, I think it's so crap.

846
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,400
Maybe he's got a cock like this.

847
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,400
Here's the thing.

848
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,400
She's still fucking paying either way.

849
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,400
She's still paying.

850
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,400
You can tell by her attitude.

851
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,320
Maybe she had some attitude.

852
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,320
She had some attitude.

853
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,320
I got you.

854
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,320
She had, okay, Leonard.

855
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,320
Okay, but maybe he had girth.

856
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,320
Okay.

857
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320
Okay.

858
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,680
Girth Brooks over here.

859
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,280
Larry, how far are we in?

860
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,280
Too deep.

861
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,280
Alrighty.

862
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,280
29 minutes, son.

863
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,280
Oh, that's it?

864
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,280
Yeah.

865
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,280
Oh, shoot.

866
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,280
Come on.

867
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,280
All right.

868
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,280
So Fanny Willis had to pay to get fucked.

869
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,280
Yeah.

870
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,280
Oh, I don't know about that.

871
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,280
Vacations on the people's money and fucking...

872
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,280
And that's fine.

873
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,280
I'm not judging her.

874
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,280
Me either.

875
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,280
I know.

876
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,720
But when you're using our tax money...

877
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,720
That's the problem.

878
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,720
Be smart about it.

879
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,720
And you know, hey, this probably...

880
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,720
Okay.

881
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,160
Why bring a case in the first place?

882
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,160
Okay.

883
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,160
Because that's what she builds a career off of.

884
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,160
Okay.

885
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,160
Yeah.

886
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,160
Okay.

887
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,160
Okay.

888
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,160
Okay.

889
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,160
Okay.

890
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,160
Trom.

891
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,160
Hold on.

892
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,160
Hold on.

893
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160
She's not smart.

894
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,160
She's not smart.

895
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,160
And she's not smart.

896
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,160
She went with a Rico case.

897
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,160
You know how hard a Rico case is?

898
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,160
It's ridiculous.

899
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,160
Okay.

900
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,160
Not really.

901
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,160
It's very, very hard.

902
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,160
It's difficult.

903
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,160
It is difficult.

904
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,160
Very hard.

905
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,920
It's harder than most other cases there are.

906
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,920
Yeah, but really...

907
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,600
But that was the only way that they could take and bring 19 people in.

908
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,600
At one time.

909
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600
Well, look, it's a...

910
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
I can charge them.

911
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600
Exactly.

912
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
And get everything they call their gains.

913
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600
Well, that's how you get the boss.

914
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,520
The underlinger, the capo does something and they connect it to the boss.

915
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,760
That's how you get all the mafia ones is at a Rico.

916
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,760
But you're just doing more cases at once.

917
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,760
You know what I mean?

918
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,760
Exactly.

919
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,760
It's all one case.

920
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,760
But you have to do multiple...

921
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,120
Because it's top guy is not fucking hitting houses or breaking legs.

922
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:08,160
What these multiple people are doing is trying to correlate it to the boss.

923
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,160
Right.

924
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,160
They could never cast a loan.

925
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,160
That's it.

926
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,660
I mean, they could never get a wade.

927
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:18,480
They could not make a case separately against any one of the 19 individuals.

928
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,480
So...

929
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,480
It's 9-11.

930
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,480
9-16.

931
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,480
How about Holly Dragden?

932
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,480
How about Holly Dragden?

933
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,480
Hey, how about Holly Dragden, Don Jr. in...

934
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:34,320
Eric on this case for fucking four million each on the hook for four mil.

935
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,120
They weren't even involved.

936
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:41,800
So with her, they couldn't make a case against 19 people.

937
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:46,440
So let's put them together and say it's a racketeering case.

938
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440
And we're going to use Rico.

939
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,440
It's like Russia.

940
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:53,800
And then you had a couple of the freaking idiots, you know, plea deals, oh, I'm out

941
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,520
of this or whatever, whatever.

942
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:02,200
The phone calls is standing strong and they brought all the freaking evidence that their

943
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,360
lawyers and their investigators have found.

944
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,720
And now the whole thing is blown completely up.

945
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,800
She's going to get this barred.

946
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,360
Wade's going to get this barred.

947
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,080
But they'll get jobs at Harvard.

948
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,080
Oh, yeah.

949
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,280
Private sector jobs.

950
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,520
And after this, it's going to go through appeals.

951
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:25,480
It's going to be freaking four years before this thing goes to court again.

952
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,080
They'll go on a speaking tour and get 40,000 a fucking gig.

953
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,080
40,000.

954
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,080
Yeah, all these assholes.

955
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,080
Those guys are getting six figures.

956
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Yeah, just do that.

957
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,240
It's crazy.

958
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,240
The money that these people make.

959
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,440
And they don't even have a guitar or an accordion or anything.

960
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,920
But their mind is going to go.

961
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,920
She has no legal sense.

962
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,600
So they think, yeah.

963
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,160
She has no legal sense.

964
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,680
She has no legal sense.

965
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,000
She should never been DA.

966
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Okay.

967
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
This is just.

968
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,880
But first of all, how she ran was she should have never been DA just because she said,

969
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,360
I'm going to run on getting Trump.

970
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,520
Well, first of all, she should have never said that.

971
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,520
That's some more.

972
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,520
Jackson.

973
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,520
No, I'm talking about Fannie.

974
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,520
Yeah, Fannie too.

975
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,520
But Leticia Jackson.

976
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,520
She was the one that really said she's going to get Trump.

977
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,560
The thing is that these people don't think somebody's going to get deep into their shit.

978
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,560
Right?

979
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,760
She got a huge problem.

980
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:23,960
She got in there and elected just because, oh, we got to have a person of color.

981
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,960
I'm sorry.

982
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,960
Yeah.

983
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,960
Okay.

984
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,960
It's all right.

985
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:33,840
So now she's got a black judge that's going to stick it to her.

986
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,840
So is he racist?

987
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,840
Yeah, yeah, it's racist.

988
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
Did you see the thing in Dalton?

989
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,240
That's what I was just going to say.

990
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,640
The man with the dishes.

991
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,840
That's what I was just going to say.

992
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,840
It will be racist.

993
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,840
We left on black crime.

994
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,360
What is Fannie Willis and Wade going to say?

995
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,640
Oh, this is racist.

996
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,040
I'm just waiting for that.

997
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,040
Yeah.

998
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,040
Well, did you see the man?

999
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040
Yeah, I did.

1000
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,640
Because everything else has failed.

1001
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,240
So now we go to races.

1002
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:04,520
Did you see the mayor in Dalton, Illinois, that she basically got called out by people

1003
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,720
in like a town hall meeting?

1004
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,720
Yeah.

1005
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,720
She called them racist and they were African-American.

1006
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,720
Yeah, exactly.

1007
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:12,360
I'm a woman, a black woman in power and you are afraid of me.

1008
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,360
No, no, she goes, yaw, yaw.

1009
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,360
Can't speak English.

1010
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,240
Keeps on using yaw, yaw.

1011
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,240
Listen.

1012
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,240
Speak English.

1013
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:27,760
Did you guys see the town hall meeting with the old timer?

1014
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,760
He comes up.

1015
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,760
He's like, I'm here to say you guys are a bunch of fat.

1016
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,760
Oh, yeah.

1017
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,760
Nice.

1018
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,760
It was hilarious.

1019
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,760
I like it.

1020
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,760
I was sitting here.

1021
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,760
Yeah.

1022
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,260
They were like, are you getting him off the podium?

1023
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,760
Everyone clutching their pearls?

1024
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Oh, yeah.

1025
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,760
Get him off the podium.

1026
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,760
I forget what else he said.

1027
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,760
But it was, yeah.

1028
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,760
Oh, he tore in girl.

1029
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760
Yeah, he just tore into it.

1030
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,760
And they're like, we got to get him out of here.

1031
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,760
Yeah.

1032
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,760
So, he's in the sexist.

1033
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,760
Yeah.

1034
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,760
But the problem is, is that...

1035
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,760
He was telling the truth.

1036
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,980
Well, that's the whole thing.

1037
00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:59,000
People get so offended by the truth now.

1038
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,520
You can't say anything to anybody.

1039
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,920
No, people are offended by the truth back in the day, okay?

1040
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,920
But you spoke the truth.

1041
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,420
Well, it's easier to lie than tell the truth.

1042
00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:11,760
Now, in days if you speak the truth, oh my God, you're a racist.

1043
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,720
Well, now nobody's allowed to be offended.

1044
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,240
Transphobic, you know, you're homophobic.

1045
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:21,400
You're whatever fucking gender you want to fucking call yourself.

1046
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,800
You're phobic against that.

1047
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,800
Transphobic.

1048
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Jesus Christ.

1049
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,600
And you know the whole Fannie Willis case too, where they tried to pay off the black,

1050
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,040
the other, like her lovers, I don't know if it's her wife or whatever.

1051
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040
He's married.

1052
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040
He was married.

1053
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,040
They got divorced.

1054
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,120
They tried to pay her off, but she didn't take it.

1055
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,160
She's like, yeah, she wants her to...

1056
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,600
Oh, motherfucker, here's the receipts when he took this bitch to fucking Caribbean.

1057
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,600
Oh, 2022.

1058
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,600
No, they started in 2019.

1059
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:55,480
Well, the problem is, is that how aggressive they are, having to tell the truth.

1060
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,040
And then her father went on, did you see that?

1061
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,040
Yeah, I did.

1062
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,560
And he said, like, black people like to keep cash around.

1063
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,560
Yeah.

1064
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,560
It's like, okay.

1065
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,560
Well, that's right.

1066
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,560
I get that also.

1067
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,560
But I mean, who doesn't?

1068
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,560
But who keeps that much cash around?

1069
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,560
That's the thing, though.

1070
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,560
No, they do.

1071
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,560
Trust me, I told you about this.

1072
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,560
Remember?

1073
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,560
It's just funny the view is like it's...

1074
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,560
Hey, remember, needles?

1075
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,560
When we were talking about when I was doing the asphalt...

1076
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,560
When you go to Compton, they open the locks, they got the money.

1077
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:28,760
Yeah, you go back and look at that, you know, our deal or whatever.

1078
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:35,560
And I said the surprising thing was all the black people had all this money in cash.

1079
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,560
Oh, yeah.

1080
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,560
Yeah.

1081
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,560
I can see Asians doing that too, coming from Asia, you know, communist country.

1082
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Oh, my buddy was a plumber.

1083
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,560
I don't lie, okay?

1084
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560
Yeah, come on.

1085
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560
You're pulling my leg.

1086
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560
My buddy was a plumber.

1087
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,560
He did a job at this old lady's house and he had to move her bed or stuff.

1088
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,560
I don't smoke weed.

1089
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,560
He found a brown paper bag underneath her bed.

1090
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,560
Can I hit that?

1091
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560
Yeah, Larry?

1092
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,560
Brand new $500 bills and a stack of $50,000 cash.

1093
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,560
It can't be $500 bills.

1094
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,560
No.

1095
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,560
Yeah, there is.

1096
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,560
I've seen them.

1097
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,560
I don't...

1098
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,560
Yes.

1099
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,560
These were crazy old.

1100
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,560
Okay.

1101
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,560
They were crazy old $500 bills.

1102
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,560
Since the 30s there hasn't been any $500 bills.

1103
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,560
No, yeah, this is an old lady.

1104
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,560
Thank you.

1105
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,560
And she had this stuff stashed.

1106
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,560
Okay.

1107
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,560
And, you know, that's like my dad's like, oh man, did you even take a few of them?

1108
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,560
He's like, no, I didn't take any of them because she died like a week later.

1109
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560
Oh, man.

1110
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Well, I guarantee like the movers probably found them.

1111
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Oh, somebody on a family member.

1112
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,560
Yeah, you know, that's...

1113
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,560
I mean, I'm good, Larry.

1114
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:31,560
Thank you.

1115
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560
At this point in time, money costs more...

1116
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,560
Forever.

1117
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,560
Costs more money to print it.

1118
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,560
I'm taking fine stuff and wands and taking care of it.

1119
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,560
Yeah, then it's worth it.

1120
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,560
Isn't that crazy?

1121
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,560
It's not even there is whatever, you know?

1122
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,560
Yeah.

1123
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,560
Well, because well, old people, they used to, well, lived through the depression.

1124
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,560
They snatched it.

1125
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Oh, yeah.

1126
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,560
Because they don't trust the banks.

1127
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,560
Yeah, well, yeah, I don't...

1128
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Hey, did you trust the bank?

1129
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,560
No.

1130
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,560
No, I don't.

1131
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,560
When I got raided, they didn't find my money buried in the yard.

1132
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,560
It was freaky in like South America every time you turn in money and get money.

1133
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,560
Hey, speaking.

1134
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:02,560
Listen, man, this is a fucking podcast.

1135
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,560
There's people that actually like this shit, I think.

1136
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,560
Maybe not.

1137
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,560
I know, but there's fucking microphones.

1138
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560
Speak up then, man.

1139
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,560
I'm speaking, motherfucker.

1140
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:19,560
When you be trading the money every time in the South American bank, the guy would say,

1141
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,560
okay, now be careful.

1142
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,560
Be so nerve wracking, it'd be like he come to the side room.

1143
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560
People are watching you.

1144
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,560
Yeah.

1145
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,560
He'd be like, be really careful.

1146
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:31,560
Every time we change money, it'd be like, holy fuck, every person is telling you to be careful.

1147
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,560
Oh, yeah.

1148
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,560
Damn.

1149
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,560
Yeah, it's crazy.

1150
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:39,560
You're in the barrio down there, where all this shit's happening that you're taking

1151
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,560
to see nowadays.

1152
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,560
People are just getting killed over a freaking, a bike tire.

1153
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,560
Why were you changing money?

1154
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,560
Didn't they want the dollars even back then?

1155
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,560
No, because they couldn't figure it out.

1156
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,560
Exchange ring, like rolling stones, tickets and shit.

1157
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,560
And street vendors probably don't want that either.

1158
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Yeah, it didn't mean anything to them.

1159
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,560
They were too far away.

1160
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,560
It wasn't like Mexico.

1161
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:10,560
Yeah, they probably didn't have a lot of American dollars that they can make that exchange.

1162
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,560
You know what I mean?

1163
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,560
Yeah.

1164
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:13,560
That makes sense.

1165
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,560
And this is what, back in the 80s or something?

1166
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,560
No, this was in 2016.

1167
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,560
The 80s, that's great.

1168
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,560
Well, then they had the dollars that they could make the exchange.

1169
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,560
Which is very funny.

1170
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,560
Where's that beer?

1171
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,560
Can I have one of them PBRs out of there?

1172
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,560
Yeah.

1173
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,560
Well, I have a high noon in here.

1174
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,560
Right there, man.

1175
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,560
Right next to you.

1176
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,560
Joe.

1177
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,560
There's none in the cooler.

1178
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,560
All right, a new story.

1179
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,560
You ready?

1180
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,560
Yes.

1181
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,560
This is a goodie.

1182
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,560
Here we go.

1183
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,560
Father 47, whose penis fell off due to a blood infection.

1184
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:45,560
Reveals how he lived with a new one attached to his arm for six years.

1185
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,560
Oh my God.

1186
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,560
As he says, he burned it while cooking.

1187
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,560
And it hit relatives in the face with this genital foggy.

1188
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,560
First off, how do you get that bad where it falls off?

1189
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560
A blood infection.

1190
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,560
Yeah, seriously.

1191
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,560
It's going to take some time for it to fall off.

1192
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,560
We should show the pictures.

1193
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,560
They basically fall off.

1194
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,560
They're nickel-act.

1195
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,560
But then how does it get in this?

1196
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,560
Because they attach it.

1197
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,560
Yeah, they put a new one on there.

1198
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,560
Before they can reattach it?

1199
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,560
Right.

1200
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,560
Six years.

1201
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
How big do you think it got in six years?

1202
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,560
Fuck man.

1203
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,560
Wouldn't it suck if it was like three inches?

1204
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,560
Yeah, it would have been about his balls.

1205
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,560
Those were okay.

1206
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,560
They didn't fall off.

1207
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,560
Yeah, it was just a shaft of the penis.

1208
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,560
So he had the shaft.

1209
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,560
I'm going to forearm, yeah.

1210
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,560
It included struggling to cuddle his grandmother and burn it while cooking.

1211
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:45,560
So this was just a limp, a limp fucking penis, like a fucking big ass mole off his arm,

1212
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,560
because it can't get erect.

1213
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,560
How do you know?

1214
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,560
He could maybe fucking be sitting there like this.

1215
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,560
You have to have everything else attached to get it erect.

1216
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,560
Start pumping shit to it.

1217
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,560
Tie off six inches.

1218
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,560
Your blood vessels and everything else going through it to taking it and filling it with

1219
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,560
blood.

1220
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,560
Shoot dope into it.

1221
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,560
So he's got this fucking, you know, this little nail.

1222
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,560
Hey, where is this even going on?

1223
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,560
It's in the United States.

1224
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,560
No, the UK.

1225
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,560
So basically.

1226
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,560
Oh, is this off of one of the tablets?

1227
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,560
Come on, man.

1228
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,560
His penis fell out.

1229
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,560
All he's got is a freaking head.

1230
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,560
What's that?

1231
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,560
What's that?

1232
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,560
Oh my God.

1233
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,560
I think it is the same way.

1234
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,560
Six inches.

1235
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,560
Great minds to go.

1236
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,560
All right.

1237
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,560
There you go.

1238
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,560
Six inches.

1239
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560
Okay.

1240
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,560
And it fell out of his sleeve while he was grocery shopping.

1241
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,560
And I love it.

1242
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,560
I love reading this again.

1243
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:51,560
It says even hitting his loved ones in the face while he hugged.

1244
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,560
I mean, that is the best part.

1245
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,560
You think you just wouldn't hug him with that arm?

1246
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:01,560
I mean, unless you hug him with the head or the foreskin.

1247
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,560
Unless it's your hot cousin or something.

1248
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,560
I mean, I do hug you with it, but.

1249
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,560
That's what I mean.

1250
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,560
You get a double slap, technically, which is hilarious.

1251
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,560
You think you would wear some sort of sleeve?

1252
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,560
You're like at Iverson War?

1253
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,560
Hey, you think they're just who crab my guy with.

1254
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,560
I was gonna say, you think they're getting away and crab my guy.

1255
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,560
It may scare some people off.

1256
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,560
The bear hug would become a whole another thing.

1257
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,560
A chokehold?

1258
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,560
Oh my God.

1259
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,560
I just cut the head of my dick.

1260
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,560
There's a cock in your mouth all of a sudden.

1261
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,560
This poor guy.

1262
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,560
So he was homeless at one time.

1263
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,560
You don't say.

1264
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Yeah.

1265
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,560
Hey, did he ever use it to take him to a cracker?

1266
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,560
I have no clue if he did that.

1267
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,560
I mean, I would just assume somebody would do something silly like that.

1268
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:54,560
If it's a dick and it's attached to your body, even if it's on your arm,

1269
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,560
it could still probably feel something.

1270
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,560
It can't.

1271
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,560
I mean, it's definitely connected to you.

1272
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,560
How do you know, man, the guy could be sitting there with his arm tied off.

1273
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,560
Because, you know, if I cut your cock off right now,

1274
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,560
and it's okay, it's going to be limp.

1275
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,560
It's going to be limp.

1276
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,560
Here's the thing, dude.

1277
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,560
It can't take it filled with blood.

1278
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,560
So it can't take it erect.

1279
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,560
Okay, listen, though, they saw another one on the fucking guy's arm.

1280
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,560
You get it?

1281
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,560
And this motherfucker is getting blood.

1282
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,560
He's pumping his arm.

1283
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,560
He's watching it go up.

1284
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:24,560
He is getting blood.

1285
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,560
Yes, yes.

1286
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,560
It's like a fucking bicycle pump.

1287
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,560
When he's working out, when he's working.

1288
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,560
It's like a bicycle pump.

1289
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,560
My, you know, he may have had to do that just to make sure it would keep

1290
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,560
actually filling with blood.

1291
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,560
Okay.

1292
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,560
Seriously, I mean, this is science.

1293
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,560
That's honestly probably one of the wildest stories I've ever heard.

1294
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,560
Isn't that crazy?

1295
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,560
I mean, they sew it on.

1296
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,560
It's getting blood.

1297
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,560
Six years.

1298
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,560
That's how they kept it going.

1299
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,560
But it's getting blood, so you could get a fucking heart on it.

1300
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,560
He ties it off.

1301
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,560
Okay, so it was a blood disease?

1302
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,560
Yeah, he had sex with this.

1303
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,560
You ever see this?

1304
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:02,560
That's a good bet you could win at the bar.

1305
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,560
That's a good bar trick.

1306
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,560
Yeah, think of the bets you could win at the bar.

1307
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,560
Here you go.

1308
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:09,560
Holy shit.

1309
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,560
Come on every night with a thousand bucks.

1310
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,560
Dude, Malcolm requested that it be six inches.

1311
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,560
That's what his wife requested.

1312
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,560
I do not know.

1313
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,560
I'm just wondering if they got it from a cadaver.

1314
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,560
Probably because they only had the top part and they had to re-move part.

1315
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,560
Why wouldn't you go top?

1316
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,560
It was a totally different day.

1317
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,560
Yeah, so she was hoping for six inches.

1318
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,560
Dude, it was a totally different day.

1319
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,560
I would go bigger than I already got.

1320
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,560
It was a totally different day.

1321
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,560
That's what I'm saying, like six inches.

1322
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,560
I mean, come on, Bob.

1323
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,560
She's hoping for six inches.

1324
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,560
You gotta work with something there.

1325
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,560
I wish I had fucking nine.

1326
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,560
I got eight, but I got birth.

1327
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:49,560
So while it was on his arm, he could not pee through it or get an erection.

1328
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,560
So he couldn't get an erection while it was on his arm.

1329
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,560
Okay, you were right, Leonard.

1330
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,560
So that's not fun.

1331
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,560
No, that's funny.

1332
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,560
Well, you don't want to pee through it.

1333
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,560
How are you going to pee through it?

1334
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,560
I'm just saying, yeah, there's no reason.

1335
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,560
But I could see the hell, man.

1336
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,560
Maybe getting harder.

1337
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,560
Shoot.

1338
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,560
That's crazy.

1339
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,560
Wait, wait, how did he piss?

1340
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,560
How did he piss, needles?

1341
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,560
He had to do a thing through his urethra.

1342
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,560
Probably into catheter.

1343
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,560
Yeah.

1344
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,560
Well, I, I'm not a doctor, dude.

1345
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,560
Dude, that's one of the worst pains I've ever felt with a catheter.

1346
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,560
Really?

1347
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,560
He says I effin' slapped myself in the eye with it.

1348
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,560
Yes.

1349
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,560
When you cuddle your nanic, Christy.

1350
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:35,560
Hey, I'm going to put a fucking, what is that, a mouth thing.

1351
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,560
Muzzle.

1352
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,560
He says when you cuddle.

1353
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,560
Silence in the lamp?

1354
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,560
Yeah, listen, be a lamb and shoot white down.

1355
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,560
You got your freaking lamb.

1356
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,560
He's trying to talk.

1357
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,560
When you cuddle your nanic.

1358
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,560
I like the hairy eyes.

1359
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,560
Oh, fuck.

1360
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,560
All right, be quiet now or I'm taking away your-

1361
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,560
When you cuddle your nanic Christmas, you hit her in the eye.

1362
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,560
He told us that.

1363
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,560
Oh, man.

1364
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,560
Poor nanic.

1365
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,560
He's poor grandma.

1366
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,560
How many times has this guy hugged her, man?

1367
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,560
And he doesn't learn either?

1368
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,560
That's what I'm saying.

1369
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,560
We can't like, yeah.

1370
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,560
This guy's just walking around with a third arm technique.

1371
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,560
He's like, cut off some of his stuff.

1372
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,560
That's fucking insane.

1373
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,560
This guy is like completely-

1374
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,560
He's a trooper though.

1375
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
Is it a white guy?

1376
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,560
Yes.

1377
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,560
Of course, he's from England.

1378
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,560
Yeah, but he was home the first time.

1379
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,560
Wait a bit.

1380
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,560
Would he get a six inch cock if he was black?

1381
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,560
He cut off her husband's shit, okay.

1382
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,560
He didn't do that at all.

1383
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,560
He pinched it.

1384
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,560
Yeah.

1385
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,560
But this has to be because it was a blood disease.

1386
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,560
Yeah, so what?

1387
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,560
It must have been dying down there.

1388
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,560
Is he Indian or something?

1389
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:39,560
No, he's British.

1390
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,560
Wait, so they had to test him?

1391
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,560
They can't do British, but still be Indian, okay?

1392
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,560
Well, this guy's white.

1393
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,560
He's a lying motherfucker.

1394
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,560
Okay, so here, I got another great sentence that comes up.

1395
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:53,560
The keen darts player also spoke of learning to tuck his darts under the penis.

1396
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,560
Oh, man.

1397
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,560
This guy is a-

1398
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,560
I mean, he is comedy gene-hits.

1399
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,560
He was like holding his darts.

1400
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:02,560
Up over here.

1401
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,560
So he just said they're like, so I would imagine they were-

1402
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,560
So you don't have to go like this.

1403
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,560
Because you got more here so you can take it and use it.

1404
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,560
And just put them right in here.

1405
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,560
You don't have to hold them like this when you could just put them right there.

1406
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,560
Yeah, he can shove them right up there.

1407
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,560
Like a fucking- like Robin, who was this quiver.

1408
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,560
Yeah, he's just- we could throw it with X at the same time, two darts at once.

1409
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,560
It sounded like this guy was pretty-

1410
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,560
Hey, Daddy, how's the darts going to fly?

1411
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,560
Yeah, like- he's very-

1412
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,560
Did he have his darts in his quiver or was it just held there with the penis and his bicep?

1413
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,560
His balls were his quiver.

1414
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,560
No, he had no balls on there.

1415
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,560
After he got it.

1416
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,560
No, he had his balls were intact.

1417
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,560
His balls were intact because he was just-

1418
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,560
So after he got it, so did that guy, he made his wife quiver.

1419
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,560
Look at these, that they took off just the top of his cock.

1420
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,560
They took out the rest of it because of the darts.

1421
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,560
What did you do? The surgery or something?

1422
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,560
You sounded like a doctor all of a sudden.

1423
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,560
The guy got his whole shit removed.

1424
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,560
No, he didn't.

1425
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,560
Yeah, that's what it said in the fucking article.

1426
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,560
They kept the top of it, which they attached to his arm.

1427
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,560
No, that was a different cock.

1428
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,560
Oh, was it his own dick they attached?

1429
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,560
It doesn't- it says that they found his, but I don't think it's-

1430
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,560
I don't think it's from a cadaver.

1431
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,560
It doesn't really specify it.

1432
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,560
Okay.

1433
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,560
Because if he asked for a bigger one, that does make sense.

1434
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,560
Yeah, because I mean, if he's asking for a serious one-

1435
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,560
Hey, you can make it.

1436
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,560
You see that donkey over there?

1437
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,560
I see graft off of her.

1438
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,560
Don't- donate your body to science.

1439
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,560
Yeah, I know they killed my buddy Chris.

1440
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:34,560
Because at that point, they're going to be attaching all the fibers and all the blood vessels and stuff like that.

1441
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,560
And everything is taking- growing a freaking cage, you know what I mean?

1442
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,560
That's crazy stuff.

1443
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,560
Yeah.

1444
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,560
They should have just 3D printed it.

1445
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:48,560
Just the same as when you take a, you know, literally deteriorate a freaking bone.

1446
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,560
Just- it can't take it to be set or whatever.

1447
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,560
They put it in a wire cage and everything else.

1448
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,560
Hey, and the bone grows.

1449
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560
Leonard, you know what I mean?

1450
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,560
Could they reset a deteriorated mind?

1451
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,560
Yeah, shock therapy.

1452
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,560
Yeah, sure.

1453
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,560
Shock therapy?

1454
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,560
Yeah, definitely.

1455
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,560
You can definitely reset anything with enough pills and-

1456
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,560
One flew over the cuckoo's nest?

1457
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,560
Oh yeah, another girl on the flick.

1458
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,560
Another girl on the flick.

1459
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,560
You ever see that, Larry?

1460
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,560
Oh, yes, I have.

1461
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,560
I see both of those.

1462
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,560
Oh, both of those.

1463
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,560
Yeah, clockwork one tank cuckoo's nest.

1464
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,560
Clockwork one tank cuckoo's nest.

1465
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,560
I read- I read one over the cuckoo's nest.

1466
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,560
Really?

1467
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,560
In school, they made us read that paperback.

1468
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,560
Oh, speaking of that, you know, well, changing the subject.

1469
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,560
Nurse Ratch, alright.

1470
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,560
Well, wait, shout out to Malcolm McDonald that he's got his wiener back.

1471
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:37,560
Well, you got- do we ever talk about the Ice Wide Shut movie?

1472
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,560
Nicole Kidman?

1473
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,560
Yeah, well, how he died.

1474
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,560
Yeah, I still haven't really gotten a movie, man.

1475
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,560
Is that what I said?

1476
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,560
Stanley Kubrick.

1477
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,560
The Ice Wide Shut.

1478
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,560
Yeah.

1479
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,560
Nicole Kidman.

1480
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,560
I know all of his other movies.

1481
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,560
Who died?

1482
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,560
Stanley Kubrick.

1483
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,560
During the movie?

1484
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,560
No, like, no, he didn't.

1485
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,560
No, before-

1486
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,560
I'm asking.

1487
00:49:54,560 --> 00:50:00,560
After it was done, they had a pre-screening with all the executives, and they wanted-

1488
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,560
supposedly they wanted to get a lot of crap out of there because he wasn't supposed to

1489
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,560
put it in there.

1490
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,560
Yeah, okay.

1491
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,560
Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise, stuff like that.

1492
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,560
Yeah, so a lot of crazy stuff.

1493
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,560
Because it was like a sex cult.

1494
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,560
Well, it actually shows what was going on.

1495
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,560
Well, it's a Scientology.

1496
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,560
Yeah.

1497
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,560
They were showing too much.

1498
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,560
Too much truth.

1499
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,560
They were showing the truth, yeah, that's a problem.

1500
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560
So they wanted to cut a bunch out.

1501
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,560
They got into a big argument because he didn't want to do it, and then all of a sudden, like,

1502
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,560
two weeks later, he had a heart attack and died.

1503
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,560
Right.

1504
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,560
I don't know, I think that's how he died, but yeah.

1505
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,560
Let me tell you something.

1506
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,560
I'm crazy.

1507
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Tell us something, William.

1508
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Adam, they got a blow dart that they could use on you.

1509
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,560
It's made out of an ice crystal.

1510
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,560
It goes in your skin.

1511
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:37,560
It doesn't even fucking leave a mark, and it gives you the symptoms of a heart attack.

1512
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,560
Yeah, like a heart attack on you.

1513
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,560
Yeah.

1514
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,560
There's a heart attack on you.

1515
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,560
Yeah.

1516
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:43,560
Well, I'm just saying, shh.

1517
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,560
The Russians, they got it from the Russians.

1518
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:47,560
They'll just drug you.

1519
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,560
The Russians don't care.

1520
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,560
Yeah, they'll give you uranium.

1521
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,560
Yeah, they don't care at all.

1522
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,560
But they've perfected it.

1523
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,560
Yes, they did.

1524
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,560
But the problem is the Russians perfect everything.

1525
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,560
It started with the Umbrella one, remember?

1526
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:58,560
Just like IDS.

1527
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:02,560
A little tiny metal ball that had the three holes in it.

1528
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,560
And they took it and injected it with an umbrella.

1529
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,560
This is back in the 60s and stuff like that.

1530
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:14,560
So they'd go on way past that where, you know, this dart.

1531
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,560
Was it the man from Uncle?

1532
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:16,560
No, no.

1533
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,560
Did that show, right?

1534
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,560
Just like it's metal, it's that freaking sharp.

1535
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,560
It dissolves.

1536
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,560
And there's no trace of it or mark.

1537
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,560
There's no trace.

1538
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,560
Nothing, man.

1539
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,560
It looks not even like a mosquito bite mark.

1540
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,560
It's very unexpected.

1541
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,560
I mean, it might even leave just like the slightest red dot that they wouldn't even notice.

1542
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,560
You know, right.

1543
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,560
You know, so a corner is staying.

1544
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,560
That's how little it is.

1545
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,560
And they're looking for a little tiny red dot.

1546
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,560
It's fucking little.

1547
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,560
What is checked.

1548
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,560
You know what I mean?

1549
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,560
Yeah, nothing like track marks.

1550
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,560
It's little.

1551
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,560
It's just this little tiny thing.

1552
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,560
Yeah, that's crazy.

1553
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,560
But it's sitting on there and no one's going to inject in the senator back over here.

1554
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,560
Yeah.

1555
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:57,560
Well, yeah, it doesn't make sense.

1556
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,560
It's not unless you're like the contortionists of the fucking universe and you're out of

1557
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,560
veins.

1558
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,560
Okay.

1559
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:04,560
And what are you going to do?

1560
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:05,560
Just push it in your.

1561
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,560
Oh, no, you're talking about yourself.

1562
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,560
And it's just going to, you know, you're going to wait.

1563
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,560
It's a fucking joke, man.

1564
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,560
Oh, okay.

1565
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,560
Man.

1566
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,560
No, no, I'm just thinking scientifically.

1567
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,560
I'm supposed to be.

1568
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,560
I'm supposed to be funny, man.

1569
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,560
Yeah, you are.

1570
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,560
You're making me lose.

1571
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,560
You're making me lose my confidence.

1572
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,560
We love you, Larry.

1573
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,560
What time are we at there?

1574
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,560
We're at 52 minutes.

1575
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,560
Okay.

1576
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,560
You want to do your hit list?

1577
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Um, you want to say something funny?

1578
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,560
Oh, sure.

1579
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:39,560
I'm sure.

1580
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,560
You got something funny.

1581
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,560
You were asking me.

1582
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,560
What the hell, man?

1583
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,560
Very silly.

1584
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,560
Yeah, shit, man.

1585
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,560
He's got the cue for question on.

1586
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,560
Okay.

1587
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,560
So we do you want to start at the top and go to the bottom?

1588
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,560
We already said the queer American.

1589
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,560
Shout out to Jesus.

1590
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,560
Funny.

1591
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,560
I got nothing funny.

1592
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,560
All I'm going to say is I'm glad everybody.

1593
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,560
I like to think Leonard and Kiki and needles.

1594
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,560
No, no, no, no.

1595
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,560
Shout out to Ross.

1596
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,560
We ain't saying it off yet.

1597
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,560
He's got questions over.

1598
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,560
He's got some other stuff.

1599
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,560
You were just supposed to say something funny because you said,

1600
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,560
okay, okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you something funny.

1601
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,560
My wife, she's such a fucking bad cook.

1602
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:28,560
Last summer, the flies pitched in and bought me a new screen door.

1603
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,560
That's pretty good.

1604
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,560
She said, I said, I baked some cookies, honey.

1605
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,560
I made two kinds.

1606
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,560
Take your pick.

1607
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,560
I said, no, that's okay, honey.

1608
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,560
I'll use a hammer this time.

1609
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,560
Oh, that's good.

1610
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,560
Okay.

1611
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,560
I said something funny.

1612
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,560
Not that fly door thing.

1613
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,560
Come on.

1614
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560
They got something more.

1615
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,560
When he did stand up, he did stand at a bar just cold turkey.

1616
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,560
And it was pretty funny at everybody.

1617
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,560
Next time, next time I'm going to do a different approach.

1618
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,560
I just started picking apart every motherfucker.

1619
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,560
You should.

1620
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,560
You did some good things.

1621
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,560
And then I might have to use Crab McGot.

1622
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,560
Come on.

1623
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,560
Yeah, I'm going to work the crowd.

1624
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,560
I'm working.

1625
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,560
Hey, you got to.

1626
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,560
Hey, how much for the girl?

1627
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:16,560
The women.

1628
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:17,560
The royal penis is cool.

1629
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,560
How much for the guy in the African?

1630
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,560
It's a dashi.

1631
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,560
And I got to say, it is nice.

1632
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:26,560
Very vibrant.

1633
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,560
Needles looks excellent for black history.

1634
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,560
What is this?

1635
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,560
Hey, needles.

1636
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,560
Bring up another questionnaire.

1637
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,560
Bring up another question.

1638
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,560
Okay, episode.

1639
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:39,560
How old?

1640
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,560
You still have a little bit of time.

1641
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,560
How many?

1642
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:44,560
Okay, I got a question.

1643
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:50,560
How many months old were you when your mom, the first time your mom dropped you on your head?

1644
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,560
No, I thought you'd say you're talking to us as a group.

1645
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,560
No, I'm fucking with Leonard.

1646
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:59,560
No, I was probably weeks old.

1647
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,560
Weeks old.

1648
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,560
Okay, because my mom was a high dropper when she's sitting down.

1649
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:09,560
Because my mother refused to take care of me and my grandmother had to come on down to take care of me.

1650
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,560
Now this is turning into a sad...

1651
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,560
I was just kidding around.

1652
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,560
And at one year old, I fell into the cactus garden.

1653
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,560
Oh!

1654
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,560
And I was covered in cactus needles and stuff like that.

1655
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,560
Damn, dude.

1656
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,560
And my mother wouldn't do anything.

1657
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,560
Your grandma pulled him out?

1658
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,560
Yeah.

1659
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,560
Damn.

1660
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,560
Sorry to hear that.

1661
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,560
I thought he was going to ask, come on.

1662
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,560
Happy Mother's Day.

1663
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,560
Come on, what?

1664
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,560
I thought he was going to ask how long you were breastfeeding for.

1665
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,560
I thought you were going to take it and bring something else up, man.

1666
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,560
No, we're...

1667
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,560
What were you going to ask?

1668
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:38,560
No, I wasn't going to ask anything.

1669
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,560
Oh, when I was just talking, I thought he was going to say to you, how long did you breastfeed for?

1670
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,560
That's what I thought.

1671
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,560
Oh, here we go, man.

1672
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:45,560
I know I got you.

1673
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,560
I don't never remember breastfeeding at all.

1674
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,560
Who does?

1675
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,560
Hopefully nobody does.

1676
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,560
Because it's kind of Instagram feed.

1677
00:55:52,560 --> 00:56:00,560
Unless some of these kids that are three and five years old and their mothers are letting them breastfeed.

1678
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,560
So, you know, it just comes up on my feed.

1679
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,560
I don't think I ever did.

1680
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,560
Instagram feed has breastfeeding.

1681
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,560
I don't know how, yeah.

1682
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:09,560
I don't know if I did.

1683
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,560
If I did, it was electrical, crop and all that.

1684
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:16,560
Hey, you guys, here's something that would really, really freak me out when I was a little kid.

1685
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,560
Because me and my brother would be really bad.

1686
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:23,560
And we'd be in like the store or somewhere driving my mom crazy and she'd be screaming at us.

1687
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,560
And she'd say, this exact thing, and this is what would freak me out.

1688
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,560
Where did you come from?

1689
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,560
You're not even my kid.

1690
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,560
You know, and I'd think, wait a minute.

1691
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,560
What the fuck is going on?

1692
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,560
And I didn't know it was just an expression, you know?

1693
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,560
And it would fucking blow my mind.

1694
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,560
A very hurtful expression at the same time.

1695
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,560
Where did I come from?

1696
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,560
Yeah, back in the day.

1697
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:46,560
But you know, it's like you can't be my kid because you're such an asshole.

1698
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,560
But I took it fucking literally.

1699
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,560
And personally.

1700
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,560
And personally, yes.

1701
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,560
Now you can't say stuff like that.

1702
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,560
Back in the day when I was growing up.

1703
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,560
Yeah, I mean, what the...

1704
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,560
I mean, I was like, he's in a fricking school in fricking Madder.

1705
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,560
I got my ass kicked in Woodfield.

1706
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,560
My mom called me the N-word.

1707
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,560
You know, that's why when we were in the family.

1708
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,560
She said I was N-rich.

1709
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,560
Oh, let that pass.

1710
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:15,560
I would always sit behind my dad, the driver.

1711
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,560
So he couldn't hit you.

1712
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:21,560
He couldn't swing around because they could get my brother and sister, but he couldn't get around to me.

1713
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,560
The maid is the gator.

1714
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,560
But then I'd get him afterwards.

1715
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:33,560
My mom beat me down with a kiss album in the vestibule of Woodfield one time for wasting my fucking 450.

1716
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,560
You only get double stuff.

1717
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,560
Yeah, like where did you get the money for this?

1718
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,560
I bought it and she's like...

1719
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:38,560
She beat you with a kiss album?

1720
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,560
Yeah, the album I just bought.

1721
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,560
What's wrong with you?

1722
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,560
You gotta waste every fucking dime you get.

1723
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,560
And that's when the N-word came out.

1724
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,560
And then you're like, I want a rock.

1725
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,560
Exactly.

1726
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,560
That's the title.

1727
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,560
That's the title.

1728
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,560
When I was working at the Victoria Station.

1729
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,560
And my friend that was with me laughs so hard.

1730
00:57:54,560 --> 00:58:04,560
My mom, she had come and picked me up that one night and I bought Eric Clapton's cocaine album.

1731
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:09,560
And this is wintertime and I hid it in my jacket and everything else.

1732
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,560
And she didn't even know I had that.

1733
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,560
Back then it was like, no, no, no, no.

1734
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,560
You know what I mean?

1735
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,560
Holy Christ.

1736
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:23,560
I remember when my mom saw the Iron Maiden number the beast album and she's like, oh, get this fucking thing out of my house right now.

1737
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,560
Which is true.

1738
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:25,560
And she was right.

1739
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,560
She's dead right.

1740
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,560
You know what?

1741
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,560
At the time as a kid I thought it was all bullshit.

1742
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,560
But now.

1743
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,560
We thought it was cool.

1744
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,560
Yeah, they had to.

1745
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:33,560
You know what I mean?

1746
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,560
Now.

1747
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,560
You know what I'm saying?

1748
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,560
The push is a boundary.

1749
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,560
Well, Iron Maiden still is cool.

1750
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:38,560
Don't talk bad about Bruce Dickinson.

1751
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,560
I don't know.

1752
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,560
But still, I mean, when you think about it.

1753
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,560
Still satanic shit.

1754
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,560
Steve Halford.

1755
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,560
Steve Halford, yeah.

1756
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,560
Steve Halford.

1757
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,560
Steve is the best.

1758
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,560
Good old Steve Halford.

1759
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,560
Dude, when he comes out in that fucking motorcycle and shit.

1760
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:53,560
Fucking sin after sin.

1761
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,560
Sad, wicked, you know what I'm saying?

1762
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,560
Steve Halford.

1763
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,560
No, I'm talking about the old kind of albums.

1764
00:58:58,560 --> 00:58:59,560
Those are really good ones.

1765
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,560
That shit was fucking good.

1766
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,560
Yeah, definitely.

1767
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,560
They were good.

1768
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:03,560
Motorhead, man.

1769
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,560
The bass.

1770
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,560
Yeah, there's no one, man.

1771
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,560
Dude, you know how many times have you guys seen motor?

1772
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,560
No, I never got the.

1773
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,560
You know who's coming around?

1774
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,560
It's fucking Neil Young.

1775
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,560
Help me.

1776
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,560
I'm just kidding.

1777
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,560
I'm just kidding.

1778
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,560
I'm just kidding.

1779
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,560
I'm just kidding.

1780
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,560
I'm just kidding.

1781
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,560
I'm just kidding.

1782
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,560
I've seen Neil Young.

1783
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,560
I've helped him.

1784
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:21,560
I've never gotten to see him.

1785
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,560
I've seen him.

1786
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:23,560
I've never gotten to see him.

1787
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,560
Okay, what's the next concert we're going to go to, man?

1788
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,560
I want to go to a fucking song.

1789
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,560
Social Distortion.

1790
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:29,560
Huh?

1791
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:30,560
We're going to see Social Distortion.

1792
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:31,560
Oh yeah, Social D.

1793
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,560
Jeez, man, really, nBad Religion.

1794
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,560
We're going to see Social D at the salt shot.

1795
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,560
And Bad Religion.

1796
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:38,560
Bad Religion.

1797
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,560
Bad Religion.

1798
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,560
You know who they are.

1799
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,560
You guys are invited except me, right?

1800
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:43,560
I'm not invited.

1801
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,560
What do you mean I'm invited except you?

1802
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,560
You can come.

1803
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:47,560
It's General Admission.

1804
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,560
I come out every time I want.

1805
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,560
It's all sold out.

1806
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,240
Don't do it here, please.

1807
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,240
Okay.

1808
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,240
Very crazy.

1809
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,240
All right.

1810
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,240
Close it out, Larry.

1811
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,640
All right.

1812
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,320
We got to thank Tom's Free Clinic.

1813
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:00,320
Well, we know.

1814
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,320
First God.

1815
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,320
Did you thank God?

1816
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,320
Yes.

1817
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,320
Thank God.

1818
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,320
Thank you, Jesus.

1819
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,320
Get right with God, please.

1820
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,320
Thank you, Russ, out there in Maryland.

1821
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:13,520
I want to thank my family, including my brother, my mom and dad, my nieces and nephews, and

1822
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,520
both sides.

1823
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:19,400
Including, including Bath's kids, but excluding Bath.

1824
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,400
Oh.

1825
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,400
Well, she don't like it.

1826
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,400
Come on.

1827
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,400
That's very unchristian.

1828
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,400
Like, you should love her.

1829
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,400
Okay.

1830
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,400
I love Bath.

1831
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,400
I do love Bath, but I'm not thanking her for this show.

1832
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,400
This way.

1833
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,400
Hey.

1834
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:35,400
His spiritual trip to Boys Town, Guyawaska.

1835
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,600
Yeah, but here's the thing, Nino.

1836
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,600
Dude.

1837
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,200
He was told to turn the other cheek.

1838
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,720
When I was coming down from the fucking...

1839
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,720
Listen, though.

1840
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:49,200
When I was coming down from the Guyawaska...

1841
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,200
Guyawaska.

1842
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,200
Right there.

1843
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,200
Settle down, Alfred.

1844
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,200
When I was coming...

1845
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,200
That's another cheek.

1846
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,200
Shit.

1847
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,200
Oh, shit.

1848
01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:02,200
When I was coming down from the Guyawaska and I was having a Boys Town...

1849
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,200
I was going down that again.

1850
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,200
...and I was slam behind the building.

1851
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:07,200
Was that a slim?

1852
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,200
That behind the building.

1853
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,200
I was smoking.

1854
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:16,200
I was smoking and I was turning the other cheek.

1855
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,200
Holy shit.

1856
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:24,200
Ladies and gentlemen, you've just seen a man go mad.

1857
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,200
Diarrheal of a mad man.

1858
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,200
Usually this should be behind a paywall, but...

1859
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,200
Yeah, definitely.

1860
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,200
But we're giving this shit away.

1861
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,200
Oh, shit, no, man.

1862
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,200
The joke.

1863
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,200
All right.

1864
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,200
Listen, Leonard.

1865
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,200
All right, Larry.

1866
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,200
Continue with your journey.

1867
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:43,200
I was saying, when I was coming down from the Guyawaska the first time...

1868
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,200
The Guyawaska?

1869
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,200
And I was in the alley...

1870
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,200
Smoking the boy.

1871
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,200
You're in the alley.

1872
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,200
Will you just be quiet, my partner?

1873
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,200
With your roller skates on it?

1874
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,200
Yeah.

1875
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,200
I was heartin'.

1876
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,200
I was heartin', man.

1877
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,200
Just shut it.

1878
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,200
I was having a Boys Town 100-mentall slim.

1879
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,200
And I was counting mananzas.

1880
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,200
And I was retying my fucking skates.

1881
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:09,200
And it came to me that Beth would not fucking approve of this show.

1882
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,200
And I'm not fucking gonna thank her.

1883
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,200
She had a vision.

1884
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,200
I had a vision.

1885
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,200
You had a vision for a track.

1886
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,200
You had a vision for a track.

1887
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,200
Oh, my God.

1888
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,200
I remember my first drink.

1889
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,200
This guy fucking...

1890
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,200
We're in third grade again.

1891
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:29,200
I hurt, man.

1892
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,200
I hurt, man.

1893
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,200
Oh, fuck.

1894
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,200
You're hurting my feelings, Leonard.

1895
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:35,200
Your feelings, how about your cheek?

1896
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,200
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

1897
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:45,200
See Leonard used to get mad when we made the gay jokes.

1898
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,200
For now I see that he's ready to join right the fuckin'.

1899
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,200
God.

1900
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,200
You gotta hear it in person.

1901
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,200
He's like, why all the gay shit?

1902
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,200
Now, all of a sudden, he's like, you know...

1903
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,200
Oh, fuck.

1904
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:00,200
The fuckin' ringleader of fuckin' Boys Town over here.

1905
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,200
People who love each other, that's what they do.

1906
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:03,200
That is.

1907
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:06,200
You know what, that's the thing, that's what bands do.

1908
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,200
The whole time, call each other fags and gay.

1909
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,200
And they kiss back, Steve.

1910
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,200
The whole fuckin' time.

1911
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,200
Yeah.

1912
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,200
And they're just almost...

1913
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,200
And it's like if you don't, you know...

1914
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,200
Like what we say, needles, when the fucker stops making fun of you.

1915
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,200
Then you gotta worry.

1916
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,200
My dad used to tell me that all the time.

1917
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,200
But, though, that's the truth, because if you can't...

1918
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,200
Someone's making fun of you.

1919
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,200
Like, a lot of people say, man, you're brutal to Robert.

1920
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,200
And I'm like, man, I wouldn't do it to Robert if I...

1921
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,200
First, A, if he couldn't handle it.

1922
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,200
And B, if I didn't love him.

1923
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:38,200
That's why a lot of women don't have a lot of friends.

1924
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,200
They should do that shit.

1925
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,200
Tough to find one that can take a joke.

1926
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,200
Well, first of all, they're always...

1927
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,200
They fuckin' hate each other.

1928
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
If you're better looking...

1929
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,200
Oh, yeah, that's the thing.

1930
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,200
They do a little more.

1931
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,200
You're constantly when, as soon as you turn your back.

1932
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,200
That's why you guys are afraid of what's going on.

1933
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,200
Because I'm so good-looking.

1934
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,200
You're gonna get all the bitches.

1935
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,200
Yeah, exactly, man.

1936
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,200
Thank God my wife...

1937
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,200
Oh, shit, man.

1938
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,200
I fuckin' hurt, dude.

1939
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,200
Thank God my wife was afraid of me.

1940
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,200
Otherwise, I wouldn't want you to come over here.

1941
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,200
All right, close it out, Larry.

1942
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,200
I want to say thank you to Tom's Free Clinic Automotive

1943
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,200
and Veterinary Services.

1944
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,200
Thanks for burning up my cats.

1945
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,200
Thanks for clearing up my nether regions.

1946
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,200
And thanks for fixing my car.

1947
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,200
Not burning them up, man.

1948
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,200
Dude.

1949
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,200
I'm not burning them up.

1950
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,200
Okay, here's the thing.

1951
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,200
I can't get...

1952
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,200
Okay, I've had in my lifetime maybe 100 cats.

1953
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:37,200
If I really, really got that broken up about everyone that died,

1954
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,200
I would be a fuckin' mess right now.

1955
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:43,200
So, I mean, I love them all and I gave them all a great life.

1956
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,200
And that's all about you could ask for.

1957
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,200
And I know they go straight up to heaven,

1958
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,200
even though people think animals might not go to heaven.

1959
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,200
No, animals go to heaven.

1960
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,200
Except Mick.

1961
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,200
Mick didn't go to heaven.

1962
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,200
They got no corruption.

1963
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,200
They got no ego and they have no fucking vanity.

1964
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,200
They have no constitution either.

1965
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,200
Cats are shit.

1966
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,200
They know what it's right and wrong.

1967
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,200
Just the same as any human.

1968
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,200
Yes.

1969
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200
Okay, so they have a conscience.

1970
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,200
Yes.

1971
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,200
Okay, so Mick.

1972
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,200
Except Mick.

1973
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,200
Mick didn't have a conscience.

1974
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,200
We want to write the hell.

1975
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,200
Do you know the difference?

1976
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,200
Yes, I do.

1977
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:18,200
So, when you're doing wrong things, you know you shouldn't be doing it.

1978
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,200
But you do it anyway.

1979
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,200
Is that what you're saying?

1980
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,200
I am just turning it into Jerry Springer.

1981
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,200
I didn't even got into it with my conscience.

1982
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,200
You are not the father.

1983
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,200
But you are.

1984
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:28,200
Not the mother.

1985
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,200
Not the mother.

1986
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,200
Not the mother.

1987
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,200
I am the father.

1988
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,200
I'll be the father.

1989
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,200
But.

1990
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:35,200
Wait a minute.

1991
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:39,200
In true fashion, I will not stick around.

1992
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,200
I am going to get.

1993
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,200
Here's a basketball.

1994
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,200
I love you.

1995
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:43,200
Good bye.

1996
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,200
Here you go.

1997
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,200
Signed by Will.

1998
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,200
Chamberlain.

1999
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,200
And yet.

2000
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,200
Love, Will, the still.

2001
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:56,200
Tom's Free Clinic is the one that performed the operation on the man that lost the wiener

2002
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,200
to the blood disease.

2003
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,200
Oh yeah.

2004
01:05:58,200 --> 01:05:59,200
If your penis is on your arm.

2005
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:05,200
So if you ever have that problem, contact them within 12 hours.

2006
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,200
Yeah, you got to do it quick.

2007
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,200
All right now it's time for needles to do its jingle.

2008
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,200
Oh, you just missed it.

2009
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,200
You got to repeat it.

2010
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,200
This fucker was talking.

2011
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,200
It needs to be clear.

2012
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:20,200
If your penis is on your arm and it's starting to cause harm, call Tom's Free Clinic.

2013
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,200
Yeah.

2014
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,200
Sorry about your eye, grandma.

2015
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,200
Sorry, my mom.

2016
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:27,200
That didn't mean to hit you in the eye.

2017
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,200
That's the best way to end the right time.

2018
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,200
We were praising Jesus.

2019
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,200
Seriously though, everybody out there, say a fucking prayer.

2020
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,200
You're all a bunch of heathens.

2021
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,200
You need to fucking Jesus.

2022
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,200
We love you though.

2023
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,200
You're all heathens.

2024
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,200
You're not kidding.

2025
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,200
Me and the rest of my heathens.

2026
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,200
Not pushy things.

2027
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,200
As-salamu alaykum, my brothers.

2028
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,200
God bless.

2029
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,200
Mecca.

2030
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,200
Everyone.

2031
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,200
Mecca, like a high, Mecca, high, any home.

2032
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:50,200
Mecca, Lord, in their own time.

2033
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,200
Don't listen to this guy, everyone.

2034
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,200
Hopefully not too soon.

2035
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:55,200
All right, we ought to hear it.

2036
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:56,200
Right.

2037
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,200
Love you guys.

2038
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,200
We're going to take a piss break and then we'll be right back in a couple of days.

2039
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:26,200
Jesus, man.