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Hey everybody, welcome to Larry Needles Show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
We got Leonard today.
Say hi, Larry.
Hey, I'm Leonard.
How you doing?
Leonard is a...
He's a local badass in my neighborhood.
One of my good buddies.
He's not a badass, but...
Oh, yeah, you are.
He's a good friend of the show.
Hey, if I have to be a badass, I'll be a badass.
That's right.
Who do you vote for?
He's a rock and roll brother.
I'm a Trump supporter.
What do you...
Don't think Biden's doing good?
Biden?
What a fucking denlo.
Denlo means stupid as fucking gypsy, okay?
I like it.
I thought you got to bring both the travelers into it.
Hey, yeah.
I took it...
I took it and worked with the travelers for two fucking years.
I took it and laid ass off from coast to coast.
Doing what?
Laying ass fault?
Yep.
Nice.
The gypsies.
Gypsies, travelers are Irish people.
Those are called travelers.
Okay, so, you know, people have a bad thing about gypsies.
Okay, you know, half of them are bad and half of them are good.
Sure.
I mean, it's just like any race.
Okay.
I think you're always going to have a bad thing about gypsies.
Well, not just necessarily a race.
Okay, there are a type of people, okay?
Yeah.
What are those guys called?
You know, Joe Lucky, you know, that was a patriarch.
He was a World War II veteran and stuff like that.
But they have all their own...
But they definitely don't follow the norm.
Right, they have all their own, you know...
Rules, laws and...
No, no, no.
They're all main businesses that are all legit and stuff like that.
So when you travel across country, okay, you're taking a look in for work and...
They do get a bad name.
You know, yeah, you know...
Who has made them in a bad night?
But you're still taking, you know...
Fortune tellers?
You put seven ton of asphalt on a freaking truck, okay?
And it's on the truck and you got people out looking for a job, okay?
Hey, you know, I'll take it and fix this for you.
I'll fix this for you.
You know, and you want to stay away from homeowners and stuff like that.
Because when you're taking and telling them, I'll take in, you know...
$3 a square foot.
The average person doesn't understand $3 a square foot.
Sure.
Okay?
So when the end of a job is done and stuff like that, you know, everything is negotiated.
So you can take and put seven ton of asphalt on there, cost you, you know, back in the day
and stuff like that.
You don't pay...
It's $750.
You don't pay them to fall on a curved sword?
Yeah, you know, no, you know, because it's always a negotiation at the end.
Yeah.
But, you know, you're still going to take and make four grand off of it.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
Off of your seven tons of asphalt.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
So, you know...
Are you legit? Are they good asphalt layers or was it just a fucking scam?
You spray black shit on there and leave.
Yeah, you can take and do that too.
Sometimes falls.
You know, that spray coat and stuff like that.
But, um, no, a lot of other times it wasn't.
You spread it, you know, when you're talking in chin, you know, it's thin.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay?
And, you know, the surface isn't prepped and stuff like that.
And then someone comes up to you and goes, hey, I can take and put this down for you now.
Just doing a job around the freaking corner.
Yeah.
Okay, we got some extra asphalt.
That's how I used to take and sell it.
Just a little scam.
That's how they cut the bag off.
Yeah.
With the rough road.
Exactly.
Okay.
And you show up with seven ton of freaking asphalt, you know, going, you know, hey, I had
a little leftover or whatever.
You just spread it out.
It's never going to freaking last.
Okay.
Just serious.
I did that for two freaking years.
Right.
Okay.
That's the reason they fucking travel.
Yeah.
But I got to take and see the lower 48.
That's right.
The only two states I've never seen is Alaska or Hawaii.
Hey, Leonard's been, I've been in a band since I was a kid.
Leonard's been to more states than I have.
I got a fucking hand to you there, buddy.
I've never been to a few.
Well, you're with us yet.
Yeah.
How long ago was this?
This was in 91 and 92.
I took him to that pre-911.
So it was still the wild west.
Yeah.
I took and did it, you know, because, you know, I do heat and air conditioning and the guy
I was taking and working for and stuff like that at the time, he took and fired me and
I had no, you know, I was homeless.
I was taking and saying in some shelters.
I had done asphalt paving before.
Okay.
And I was doing, um, through Doyle paving and stuff like that.
And these guys came into this.
How'd you meet them?
Where'd you meet them?
That's where I'm taking Antonio in the basement of church.
They came on down and they go, Hey, you know, anyone want to work?
Anyone know asphalt paving?
And I go, I do.
Really?
Because I haven't done it, you know.
They put you two together.
And, um, I ended up working for him for two years.
Wow.
And, um, I ended up living in New Hampshire, you know, during down times and stuff like
that.
What kind of people were they?
They were awesome.
They were good people.
They were awesome.
They weren't people that took in Rob people or anything else.
You know, like, you know, stereo typical gypsy, you know, oh, they're getting your house.
They taking Robbie.
No, we're just doing this.
And it's a different kind of scam.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
They're still scamming.
Yeah.
And, you know, the roots, you know, with Rodney King.
Oh, okay.
With Rodney King, we took and got out of LA.
I was there for six months.
You asked for that.
Okay.
You know, and the surprising thing was in the, you know, Watts and the black areas,
the black people all had money in cash.
There were other people, you know, businesses.
They need to write a check and shit.
Yeah.
You know, and that was another thing.
So Watts was hot.
The hotspot.
Well, no, Watts or, you know, you know, Compton, all them places.
I was there for six freaking months.
Thanks God for the area in Contra.
But the funny thing was, you know, not funny.
We take and end up in a, you know, in an area.
Okay.
What they do is they take in, um, set up with a currency exchange.
Okay.
Where the currency exchange is going to take so much from them and they'll cash them right
away before anything hits a bank and stuff like that.
Before one piece of that asphalt comes back up.
Exactly.
Okay.
But back to Rodney King, um, right before the riot started, you know, I was out there
like I said for six months in LA and, um, things were real, real bad.
You could take it just, you could take and cut the tension in the air with a freaking
knife.
So we had taken a left LA, okay.
Went through Victorville and then new Nevada to L, you know, to Las Vegas and the Rodney
King riots started two days after Vegas.
Oh, and you know, and you ever see the guy in on the construction trucks?
Sure.
They fucking beat the fuck out of them.
And we were out of there.
You could take it and no, no, we knew something was going to go down.
You know, anyone, you know, those cops were on trial for one thing and that was a big
and quite a quit.
And also so they were ready to go.
Yeah.
And it's all hold another government side.
Yeah.
And it was just, you know, that's all the chance to make the blacks hate the whites.
The whites are just solid big sigh.
Oh yeah.
They want to race war for some reason.
They want all these types of wars.
Why do you want so much war?
No who profits?
Nancy knew what he was talking about.
I don't know about that.
Yeah.
Halter Skelter.
Well, Halter Skelter, he tried to take and perpetrate something.
I know.
Okay.
Just through his own vision.
This is what he would have wanted.
He didn't live long enough to get to see it too bad.
Sort of not.
Well, it's never happened anyways yet.
Yet.
Well, I mean, there are the amount of crimes that are happening right now are.
No, it's only because of Democrats and then a Democratic policies.
Yeah.
Okay.
That are fueling this.
And after fucking George Floyd, who died of fucking penting all over those.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know, it wasn't the cops that killed them.
Okay.
So it was just a catalyst at that point.
Yeah.
It was the power of the country.
You know, before that, what happened before that in Ferguson, Missouri.
Oh, yeah.
The other guy taken in, you know, a strong arm robbing and everything else and gets freaking
killed when he's going over.
Michael Brown.
Well, yeah.
But he's not perpetrated by the media, though.
The media shows what it was.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that kid went in the same, that same kid went in the same fucking 7-eleven every
day or Korean store, strong arm, the guy grabbed his little bottle of booze, grabbed his cigarettes
and cigars and said, fuck you to the guy and walked out.
Well, you know, he really did.
He really did.
You know, think about in LA, one of the major targets of all the burning and looting were
all the Korean businesses at that point.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, everyone's fucking crazy enough to open up a store in those neighborhoods.
Well, now everyone is well armed.
Everyone is well secured.
And they don't get any of their stuff.
Except, except a big department stores.
Well, the video of those guys defending their stores during the riots is legendary.
Yeah, exactly.
They're standing on the roof with the AO.
Yeah.
But if you did that now, they'd have you in solitary confinement.
Yeah, because you're a terrorist.
Because you can't do that because you cannot get in the way of the little little little
solitary confinement.
Neither, Larry.
Shit, done enough time there.
I know you too.
Solitary confinement.
Nah, a guy stole my fucking donut, man.
Oh, yeah.
Who stole your donut?
When I was locked up, dude fucking stole my donut.
I was 17.
Okay.
And on Sunday, you get two freaking donuts.
This motherfucker, you know, he's freaking like a foot and a half taller than me.
Yeah, I was even a football player myself and everything else.
I waited in the motherfucking winter bed.
Everyone's like, oh, you ain't going to do anything about it.
I don't want to start ribbying you.
You know what I mean?
Wait till the fucking winter bed.
We were in a freaking dormitory style thing.
Bunk to bunk, bunk to bunk.
To high.
Bunk beds.
Yeah.
And wait till you went to the freaking bed.
You know, and my head was where his feet are.
You know what I mean?
And I wrapped his foot in toilet paper and shit like that.
We're talking way back in the day when you were still allowed matches and everything
else locked up.
You had smoked cigarettes in there.
So I'm sitting there, you know, where, you know, my head would be my pillows and I wrapped
his fucking foot in toilet paper and shit like that and I lit it on fire.
And then what happened after that?
I'm sure he wasn't too happy after that.
You know, he wakes up, his foot is on fire.
Okay.
And now I beat the fuck out of him.
Okay.
Because he's trying to put his foot out.
Oh yeah, because he's distracted.
Yeah, definitely get him distracted is the way to go.
So, you know, at that point, you know, they ended up grabbing me out of there and threw
me in a freaking hole.
You know, they didn't even throw me in a regular freaking hole.
They threw me in a freaking drunk tank for two fucking months.
So every fucking day I fought for two fucking days because all they had was two benches
in there.
Okay.
They were like 12 inches, freaking wide, a freaking shitter and all the drunk people
and everything else, you know, they pile them in there and stuff like that.
Well, that's my bed on that freaking book.
What happens when I'm in there, fucking Larry Gatina is on the other freaking bunk, man.
You know, dude, I know, you know, the fucking crew of ours and stuff like that.
So for two months in there, just fighting every fucking day.
Everyone else has to sit on the floor, sleep on the floor, you know what I mean?
You know, and.
Dominates.
Dominance.
No, it good though, because everyone's, you know, the frigging drunk, you know, you
know, they're, they're going, you know, they're not eating their food because.
They're getting really circly.
Yeah, no, no, because they got to go to court and everything else.
So yeah, that was a time that that's an experience.
Did they still give you double donuts on Sunday in the drunk tank?
No.
That sucks.
So over a fucking double donut, man.
That's a constant rotation of people, especially guys that come in all aggressive.
Yeah.
Drunk.
You know, that's what I'm talking about.
Two freaking months.
Next thing you know.
I fought for two freaking months.
Okay.
So don't fuck with me.
I told you it was a bad ass in the neighborhood.
That's very funny.
Well, you know what?
That doesn't sound, I mean, I don't know.
I'd rather be in solitary than being there actually.
Yeah, exactly.
There's no way.
I want to, I definitely want to be in solitary.
I mean, they didn't like you.
No.
Yeah.
And more like he said, they didn't have really a solitary.
Did they?
So they did.
They had, I ended up at another time in the solitary there for literally beating the fuck
out of someone.
Jesus.
And they let you take a shower.
You know, when I was in the drunk tank one for two months, they didn't let you shower
or nothing.
They didn't let you take a shower.
And the other solitary, you know, the drunk tank was here and the other solitary ones
were there.
Okay.
I ended up in the other solitary at one time and they let you take a shower two times a
week.
Let you out of there for 30 minutes.
That was it.
Man.
30 minutes a day or 30 minutes a week?
30 minutes to take a shower.
Oh shit, twice a week.
Okay.
Damn, man.
Now the drunk tank, for like two months, one way to get you down mentally and physically.
You're fighting to keep your place to sleep.
Okay.
Yeah, but some people don't have those constitution and although let someone walk all over them
and fucking do that.
Hey, I was very young at the time still.
Oh yeah.
I didn't give a fuck.
Oh yeah, no.
You ain't can never beat me.
You know what I mean?
It's not an ideal situation at all.
That sucks.
I mean, that sucks.
No, it's not.
I can deal with it.
No.
Hey, if it was happening now at my age, I'm 63.
Yeah.
I'd win half the fricking battles, you know, the tanking team.
Pick and choose.
You know what I mean?
It's all about picking and choosing them now, right?
Yeah, but you know.
That most guys at your age would not be able to win half the battles.
Yeah, no.
I mean, people nowadays are in a lot worse shape to that.
It's crazy the way the house society is.
Hey, you can take and do it, Joe.
Sure, sure.
Oh fuck, man.
Don't put yourself down.
He's 63.
No, he's 56.
I'm 67, man.
I'm 57, man.
I was gonna say 56.
I'm gonna be 57 in March.
Hey, I take and run circles around 21 year olds.
What I take and do for a living.
Trust me.
I got a good story.
I do.
I'm gonna read you a news story.
Okay, let's talk about it.
A one legged California man who allegedly stabbed massage parlor worker 56 times has
arrested outside another massage parlor.
Holy shit.
That's a lot to take in.
That is.
Yeah, probably because the other massage parlor owner wasn't one legged.
So what the hell?
Sabin 56 times.
56 times.
Hey, you're not a peg leg.
Just walk around and happen around everywhere.
Hey, did he use a stump to take a massage?
56 times is a lot.
Yeah.
I mean, one, two is a lot.
You get to 56.
You hear about these freaking delusional, freaking stay at home fucking kids nowadays.
And they don't even stab their mothers 56 times.
And they stab them 26 times.
Exactly.
So this guy's got a mental fucking deficiency.
It's all over.
I think that's the least of his worries.
Having a leg and then being a schizophrenic is not a good thing to have.
They screamed him at the door at the second massage parlor and didn't let him in because
he had a bloody knife or what?
No.
I mean, oh, fuck.
Okay, so.
So he was in a wheelchair.
Man.
One leg.
Holy.
It's crazy to think that someone with one leg in a wheelchair could get 57 fucking stabs.
56.
Let's not give him more credit than you do.
Okay, 56.
That's still crazy.
All he has to do is get the person down and if he's on top of them.
I got.
Okay, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, you got to be this guy's and some of these stupid people want to stab someone
in a freaking head.
The knife they can go through the freaking skull.
Okay.
He's still try though.
Yeah, I mean, when you see those, that's some real hatred.
Oh yeah.
When you're going to school and phone.
Yeah.
We got a real disdain for that person.
Especially saving.
He didn't know.
Crime.
Did he know, you wonder, did he know this person in advance or was he just that crazy?
No, he just didn't get a happy ending.
Okay.
What the hell about it, right?
Dude, listen to him.
I don't know.
Okay.
He's got a long criminal history.
That's this material.
Listen to this.
Here's his criminal history.
Assault on a police officer.
I've done that.
Beat the hell out of cops.
Yeah.
Good luck with one leg though.
Yeah.
But you know, they can give you assault for anything just as you come at them.
You don't even have to really fucking hurt them.
Nowadays, nowadays assault can be anything.
Yeah.
Back in the day, yeah.
It was different.
Assault is not anything.
Well, now, nowadays you can kick the shit out of the cops.
Did you see that footage of the cops?
The illegal immigrants.
Illegal aliens.
Illegal immigrants.
Illegal immigrants that don't belong here.
But did you take and read that that's a crew that keeps on doing it in New York and then
they go back to Florida because they don't want to do anything in Florida and they spend
the money and then they go back to New York and do the same shit again.
Go back to Florida, spend the freaking money.
This is what the fuck is being led in this country.
I know.
Okay.
There he is.
Smart idea.
Go steal another state that's a migrant state.
And then go spend it in a form.
And another state where you blend in with all the other Hispanics in Florida.
And if you can get charged with the crime there, they deport you.
That's why they're not deporting them.
They let them go.
That's why they're not doing it in Florida.
Because they deport them.
They will get deported in Florida.
Exactly.
No, they'll incarcerate them and hold them till deportation comes after.
But in New York, they won't do that in New York.
They won't.
They're fucking idiots.
They're idiots.
Exactly, man.
There was speculation that those guys got on a bus in the California.
Yeah.
And the other thing is though, it's a bus.
There's a lot of stops.
The one guy walked out of the freaking place, a finger in, you know, they beat the hell out
of their cops.
And this is what is being led into this country.
I took in, you know, I take Uber and stuff like that.
And I have Venezuelan drivers telling me, okay, it's not the good people that they're
taking a sun in here.
Yeah.
It's the same thing as the Mario Bolt refugee.
Right.
Bolt lift, okay, in the 80s.
Yes.
And that's what the movie Scarface is based on.
Right.
Okay.
This is what's happening here.
And the Democrats keep on letting it fucking happen, man.
They're a bunch of fucking, you know, excuse my language.
They're not saying it's not Democrats.
They're socialist commies.
Okay.
Socialist, communist, Democrats.
That's really what I am.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's not, that's not soft.
Same freaking shit, man.
That's not soft.
Same freaking shit.
Okay.
They don't have any of the people's interest.
You know, look at all your taxpayer money that has to take in gold to all this bullshit
right now.
Okay.
They keep on wanting more and wanting more.
Look at our freaking deficit.
Okay.
Oh, build back America better freaking plan.
Okay.
They're, they're spending in our own fucking, yeah, exactly.
Spending all their own shit, man.
$7 trillion that one.
And three, right.
And three and a half, before that one, our deficit is at $33 trillion.
And who do we owe it to, man?
Who do we owe it to?
China.
Oh, China.
Oh, good part of it.
Yeah.
But they, but they're not even taking and buying our treasury bonds anymore.
Well, and they're, they're cashing them in, man.
And they're to value in the dollar too at the same time.
So that's why we have our inflation and shit like that.
Once they get it was at brexit.
My God.
I think I heard the dollars were 39 cents or something like that.
No.
I went there.
I got a gallon of fucking orange juice on Sunday.
It cost me nine and a half fucking dollars, man.
Holy fuck.
That went off a dollar from three weeks ago or a month ago when I took it and bought it
in an eight and a half.
This last Sunday, you know, yeah, no shit.
That's a whole lot of juice.
That's like a good you need.
Yeah.
It's like some, I mean, I don't hire one of those Venezuelans to come over and squeeze
you some orange juice.
Oh, they go, they go, oh, we're bringing down the price of bread and butter and eggs.
Okay.
You need everything else too.
Fucking eight row fucking pack of fucking toilet paper cost me almost $10 man.
Even though I like the softer shit, you know, I got an older ass.
What the fuck?
You know, I'm fine right now.
But Biden says everything is fine.
We're not in a recession.
Everything is going for eight.
People can't even afford houses.
Can't afford to feed their families.
Yeah.
And everybody just thinks it's fine.
They sit up there and they clap at this guy when he's talking like Don Amphor.
They're selling these new tiny homes.
You've seen this out, this show, tiny.
Well, tiny homes have been around for 20 years.
I know, but now they sell these new ones on Amazon that just unfold.
You basically unfold the thing like a box.
And then that's your house, man.
And I think it's like 25.
Well, that's just the same as a mobile camper when you take into the stick out.
Not even as nice as that.
I know that, but I'm just saying that was the idea that it's based on, you know what
I mean?
25 grand for a house.
That's crazy.
The ones that crank down low and then you open them up and then the sides.
Yeah, so like a camper and a trailer fall.
Okay, I mean, it's curved ones.
When I was a kid, one of my friends, you know, the hillbilly son that was like somehow more
hillbilliest than the rest of the family, Jay's brother, Bogey, and fucking, he lived
literally in the camper that was packed parked like in the backyard.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
It's getting one of those folds out though, like a 10th camper.
Oh, okay.
It wasn't even a hard side.
The top pops up.
It's a pop-up.
Yeah, that reminds me when I was thinking of living at Jason's, you know, I lived there
like 10 years or whatever.
Well, we got trailers and stuff like that.
And a big metal trailer where got the freaking eight foot, you know, breaking their whole
table to take and make sheet metal.
I knew you were going to say pool table.
You know, I knew you were going to say pool table.
The whole table to take and, you know, do all your sheet metal, you know, because we
fabricate everything on the job site at that time.
Oh, why did you say pool table?
No, I did not.
I did it, but I wanted you to keep going with it.
So I, you know, we're outside and stuff like that, and I'm always hanging out in this freaking
trailer when I'm not taking it and working, you know, because if I'm drinking beers, you
know, or some, you know, you know, no, not high.
It's at his, it was at his home.
So his three young kids.
So I'm not taking and drinking in beers around there smoking cigarettes and stuff like that.
I'd hang out in this trailer and stuff like that.
You know, so like great slick before the big gig.
Yeah.
Okay.
There you go.
Not in the trailer.
Yeah.
With all the insulation, where we're insulating the duckling.
Besides that.
Yeah.
Perfect place to fucking hang out before the show.
So, so, so there's Mr. Hendricks, you know, you know, we get, you know, the people from
the village, the ordinance and stuff like that, they can show up.
Say you can't fabricate metal here.
What's going on?
No, no.
And they go, oh, well, you're, you know, we heard you're sleeping out here in this trailer
and stuff like that.
Oh, shit.
So I'm asleep in this trailer.
Okay.
And I'm going, no, you know, and you got two of them, a supervisor and another one and
stuff like that.
Bring me in.
You know, as soon as you step up in the trailer, there's a freaking break there.
There's freaking all the shit to take in.
Make curved metal.
Sure.
The whole fucking table on the other end.
Obviously, no.
And you know, yeah, whatever.
It's a workplace.
Yeah.
And they're going, well, we got this call and stuff like that.
Okay.
So a couple of years later, I'm across this, you know, already takes and lives two doors
down and we're over at this other guy's place that takes and lives right across the freaking
street.
His name is Jerry.
Okay.
And we're in there and stuff like that.
And Jerry's an older guy and we get into some conversations and shit like that.
And he starts talking about his mother, you know, because he's a teacher, a history teacher
and then he can get into history.
I'm great at history and geography anyways.
Sure.
Of course you are.
Always have been.
But he starts talking about that and he talks about his mother and stuff like that and how
she was a teacher and stuff and how great FDR was and all this shit.
Well, that sets me off.
FDR, socialist, communist, look at what he took and did for everything and stuff like
that.
And this old man, he goes, I'm not the one living in a trailer.
Yeah, man.
He told that.
And I'm sitting, you know, we're sitting down and all of a sudden ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding.
And I already looked at me and he goes, Oh, it was Jerry they called the freaking people
on us.
You know, the committee, you know, the, you know, for, you know, for the town and stuff
like that.
All of a sudden Jerry realized the cats out of the freaking bag, you know what I mean?
And I'm ready to kill this stupid motherfucker.
Yeah.
Well, I just found out for again, you know, three months ago or whatever, he's in a fucking
nut house.
Okay.
Well, not a nut house because he's got to mention everything else.
And we had to go over there and change his thermostats.
So his house is regulated so no, no pipes, freezing shit like that.
But what a stupid motherfucker.
You know what I mean?
I'm not the one living in a trailer.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
It's the only one who could have called anyone on any of us and no one was living in a fucking
trailer.
That fucking watch you watching across the street.
You know what I mean?
Fucking crazy shit, man.
Were you bringing bitches in there?
Not at all.
What do you have a fully insulation?
What are you going to take into that?
That reminds me of the Polish guy who wiped his ass with a fucking insulation on that
job.
You didn't see him for two freaking days, man.
He really wiped his ass with insulation.
The pizza.
Yes.
No, this is more like the white shit, man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But what a dumbass, man.
Why would you do that?
If anything, I'd wipe my ass with my fucking underpants, throw them away and just be freeballing.
What do you mean?
What I used to do when I worked on construction site was pull my sleeves off my t-shirt.
Okay.
In my work bag, okay, in my work bag, I got a roll of fucking toilet paper, okay?
And people know, you know, I don't let anyone freaking, you know, the only people I work
with know that I have it.
Well, that was on construction and shit.
That was pretty damn unorganized.
You want to see what the Hispanics do by us later in the porta-potty?
They stand on the side of it.
Yeah.
And they skydump.
You see these little tiny boots.
I don't know.
Like they're on a fentanyl, huh?
Like they're on a fentanyl.
No, no, they stand in the porta-potty.
I'm pulling Oregon and LA and then New York.
People are just shitin', trappin' their drawers and shitin' on the sidewalks in the street,
man.
You know what I mean?
It's a little different.
They stand in the parking lot, but...
Okay, but you understand what I'm saying?
They stand in the porta-potty.
No, they stand in the edges of the toilet and shit into the porta-potty.
They don't put their ass on the seat.
They don't sit on the seat.
Oh, I should have pulled up some of the pictures.
The porta-jams that they took and gave to the frickin' home, the homeless there in Portland
and stuff like that.
They opened the doors.
They're crammed with garbage and the shit is just fucking all...
You can't even use them, man.
I'd much rather go shit in the fuckin' woods with the bears, man.
Yeah, it's livin' in the city.
You know what I mean?
It's safer.
You do not want to live in the city right now.
It's not safe at all for anybody.
How many times do you shit in the woods?
Well, I mean, like in a subdivision when you're...
That's not the woods, Larry.
But it wasn't the woods.
No, but still, it's...
You're like lean against a tree.
You got trees.
Lean against a tree and shit.
I don't knit.
I shit in a cemetery one time.
I had to, man.
I didn't.
I mean, I don't know if that's good.
I've never done that.
I didn't shit in on this tombstone or over a grave.
I shit by a tree where no one's freakin' buried.
But I had to.
What were you doing in the cemetery?
I was riding a...
I was riding a freakin' bike, okay?
And there ain't no fuckin' gas station anywhere around.
I'm a freakin' way to work and that shit's fuckin' gurglin'.
I got a shit, man.
I gotta find a fuckin' place.
What a horrible place to go.
I was respectful, though.
What time was it?
Okay.
Daytime?
I don't know.
It was a daytime or was it nighttime?
No, seven in the morning, six in the morning.
Man, a daytime graveyard shit.
No, but yeah, it was still dark.
Okay, because it was wintertime or whatever.
Okay.
But I'm not gonna shit myself.
No.
You're not an animal.
No, you're not an animal.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Too bad they never lake.
Like a little pond or somethin'.
I wouldn't shit in the fr-
Oh, hey, my ass over the fuckin'-
You can't wipe your ass, then.
No, I'm takin'-
You clean your ass with the water.
I'm takin' and usin' the trees as freakin' cover, man.
Okay, so that's the freakin' highway there.
Lyrics weren't I-way there.
That's goin' down County line road there in 2-Page County.
I can't see me takin' this shit, man.
Whatever, man.
So one time, I used to know this hillbilly guy and he'd be like, man, I was shitin' in
tall cotton, you know, and he was havin' a good time.
And I'd be like, what the fuck does that mean?
And then one time when I was at a place like that, and I'm leaning against the tree and
the weeds were high enough to where no one could see me as the guys were goin', I'm
thinking, now I know what that fuckin' hillbilly was talkin' about.
No one could see you.
But high cotton means you're rich.
And there was one time I was down in freakin' goin' out of Memphis and stuff like that.
Yeah.
And they got me outside, you know, the vehicle pulled out of the side of the road and I'm
pickin' cotton and I'm goin', yes and boss, yes and boss, I said, I said, shake it, boss,
yes and boss.
Good ol' Paul Newman, man.
Cool hand, Luke.
Night in the box, day in the box, whatever.
It's right.
You fuck up, you go in the box.
You don't make movies for the day anymore.
You can't make movies like that anymore.
Hollywood, The Floyd's High.
Jesus Christ, man.
Bad movie, hey, don't use the word Sam Vaneland.
Okay, sorry.
Bless me, Lord, for I have sinned.
Yes, now that's my kind of guy.
He knows who's in charge.
Thank you, God.
Thank you.
He is.
It truly is.
That's right.
Well, the only one person you should idolize, right?
That's right.
You don't need false idols.
There's God.
And it shouldn't be Jimmy Page.
No, no false idols before you.
Okay, it's God first, your parents second, and then whoever
met her and then, yeah, and whoever mentored you, man.
Yeah, and then the three and then the stones and the sex pistols, all devil worshipers.
That's all right.
Not at all.
I want sympathy for the devil played at my funeral.
I want three songs, man.
What did you just say?
Yes, I want cashmere, sympathy for the devil and Danny Boy.
My three songs played.
I'm not going to have a funeral.
I don't know if I'm going to be burned, but it's a ceremony.
You know what I mean?
I don't know if I'd be wanting sympathy for the devil played at my funeral.
It's my favorite song.
Yeah, but it's got double.
It's my favorite song.
It's like, I want to get high on the play highway to hell.
Okay, I mean, no crazy.
No, not at all.
I wanted to play every one that knows me.
They're going to take and play those.
Silent night.
Hey, those it's raining, man.
Those are three training men.
Those are those are three good long slangs.
Yeah, and everyone has a good time.
Well, Danny Boy will be crying at the end, drunk and crying.
But yeah, so you want to enter?
No. Hey, have you ever tried playing Danny Boy?
No, no, neither have I.
OK, I'm German, Irish and Bohemian drinking, fighting and money.
There you go.
No, I think Germany is known for a little bit more than that.
It is. I mean, but still, Irish is known for fighting
and drinking.
Well, no, the flight, you know, the flight came.
I never trust a country that loses
half the population because of a potato famine.
They're not a gross.
OK, well, ask the English that took him, put him into that.
Those cock suckers.
The motherfuckers that were taken in ruling the land at the fucking time.
The empire, the sun never set.
OK, and only allowed them to fucking eat potatoes.
I know.
That's right.
OK, so.
OK, it's still funny, though, isn't it?
OK, so if you're taking it starving right now, OK, and you, you know,
what would you do?
What would you do to prevent yourself from starving?
Would you steal?
Not kill people and eat them if I had to.
Oh, no.
I mean, you know, I'm not going to.
Now, now we're getting here.
I didn't know I was in this podcast with Dahmer.
Dahmer, I was just going to say that.
But I'm going to go to the motion stream.
I mean, you're going to keep on asking me what I'm going to do.
Isn't it funny how you're going to keep ahead in the refrigerator
so you can stick your. No, no, no.
Hey, I wonder.
You're a macho.
Hey, I wonder if I wonder if you ever notice how like the Donner party
had to eat the people.
And then you wonder a few years later if Donner just got changed to Dahmer
and he's somehow related to the Donner.
You know, you got the plane crashing with the soccer team
in Chile and stuff like that.
Yeah, the rugby team.
Yeah, right.
That took in the movie was called alive.
They actually wanted to know about that even before that movie.
They got super hungry.
Well, no, they need to take and survive.
I know. But if I had to, I would take and start with your calf.
OK, and then the thigh still alive.
No, no, no, you're dead.
And you're frozen.
OK, and you're frozen.
So all you're doing is taking pieces of meat off of you.
Dahmer said the best part was the bicep.
It tastes like filet mignon.
Well, he would know.
I mean, I would start with that.
No, after reading the Dahmer.
This is the biggest part.
This is. Oh, I see.
And then you can, you know, if something happens and you don't have to continue doing that.
Then you start on the face and shit.
Well, they would.
That's a lie.
Yeah, that's a lie.
The part, right?
Genesial, they would need.
The black people might want that for like gizzard, hogshead type thing.
Chitlins.
But if you had to boil it for a few days, if you had to.
The wood.
Boil it in the mountains and the Andes.
My Mexican friend, Marty.
They couldn't even boil this shit.
Yeah, they couldn't even have.
Because they were eating it raw because it was raw.
Yeah, it was frozen.
Yeah, they didn't have fire.
They had the bodies were frozen because they were on the top of a freaking mountain.
Yeah, they're in the Andes.
OK, I didn't think that I thought they might have eaten fucking sashimi.
You know what I mean?
Anything like that.
Sashimi.
You know what that is?
Yes, I do.
It's like raw fucking salmon.
It's just without right.
It's on top of rice instead of in a roll.
That's all.
It's just a cut of meat.
Yeah, or no, it's usually raw, you know, or you can have steak tartar.
Have you ever had steak tartar?
I mean, I mean, everything you get together is raw.
I won't eat any of that.
His mouth, you can imagine.
He's had I won't eat any of that.
I don't even want to know that.
I won't eat any of that shit anymore.
I know there's all sorts of parasites in and out of that.
Yeah, I want to cook like a motherfucker.
I used to eat that sashimi shit like crazy.
I thought I was in Japan.
Healthy until you realize that what's going on.
It is healthy, man.
I eat it.
I eat it all the time.
Nothing's wrong with you.
No shit except my mind, right?
Very funny.
Um.
I got one more story.
You got one more.
What should we do a UN one?
Oh, Jesus, fuck.
The U.S.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, guys.
OK, UN were they've taken and supported Hamas terrorists.
You know, they phoned them and stuff like that.
Part of the, you know, the attack on Israel.
You know, Trump was right.
Yes.
OK, the UN should be removed from the United States.
Yes.
Fuck it, you know, because every one of them
cock suckers taking come here.
OK, and they get diplomatic immunity.
Yes.
And they're taking raping people and their pillaging
and everything else.
Well.
And no charges can be brought against any of them
cock sucks from these Third World countries.
They can't get away with one kid that just got arrested
in Miami.
They were talking about the fucking UN.
Yeah, diplomatic immunity.
This kid. Yeah.
His dad was from the UN.
Exactly.
And he said, oh, listen, he hit a guy in a motorcycle
cop and he got charged and he's crying.
Yeah, picture.
It's hilarious.
Yeah, because he thought he had diplomatic immunity.
So basically the UN during the whole Hamas
and Gaza thing was holding hostages for Hamas.
Wow.
And they were paying them off to hold them for them.
They're saying there was two and then another one says
four, but I would just multiply that by eight.
No, I would say about 16 or 32.
We're going to multiply.
Let's go.
16, 32.
That's what I said.
I was going to multiply by 32.
Let's do 50.
Yeah, let's say 50.
He said four.
He said eight.
Then we went to 16.
I said in 32.
We're multiplying.
Now how about 68?
How about 64?
69.
OK, how many more there that haven't been found yet?
OK, you got like 142.
OK, there's more than that.
These are the numbers they tell us.
Those are highly, highly fabricated.
I'm sure there's more than that.
But we got another world we're starting.
So let's not worry about it.
Never believe the numbers that they have.
We already pushed Zelinsky to the back burner.
So and then we're done with Israel.
Now let's attack Iran.
I sure hope Zelinsky could keep up the payments
on his million dollar mansions in Miami and everywhere else.
Well, he could always use his wiener to play the piano.
He could get on a hit show.
It's not his.
It's Zelinsky.
Listen, we need to keep on defending Ukraine.
We've already taken out almost three-quartered
or Russian freaking tanks.
They're freaking, you know, half of their freaking air force
with our weapons.
I think Russia is great.
Yeah, that's Lee.
Russia's got it going on right now.
I would vote for Putin.
I don't know about I vote for Putin.
No, I've always liked.
Don't get me wrong.
I've always liked Putin because he was a strong freaking leader.
Yes.
OK, he's not a pussy like Biden.
Well, you know, there's a difference
between a strong leader and a strong leader.
And a freaking dumbass.
We don't even know if it's Putin anymore.
It could be something else.
Right. It could be just a look-alike.
All these fuckers.
No, no, it's another stop put in there.
But who would you much rather have?
The skin mask.
Trump or Biden?
Well, you want the lesser of two evils right now.
I would rather have Trump any day.
Right?
What do you mean, the lesser of two evils?
Well, Biden's evil right now.
OK, you just said the lesser of two evils.
You call Trump evil?
Yeah.
What he did with COVID was horrible.
He listened to Fauci and the government
and locked the fucking eyes on him.
Are you crazy?
How am I crazy?
This is sad.
OK, he took and started it off with COVID.
And I had it at that freaking time.
OK.
And found out later what it was.
But OK.
It was a flu.
It's still a fucking flu.
It's not COVID.
Right.
OK, it's a form of flu.
OK.
So after it started happening on Trump's watch,
he did as much as he could with information that he had.
Exactly.
But then the Democrats with Biden came in,
and they locked down our whole fucking country.
Yeah, I know.
But it was still handled a lot.
It should have been handled a lot differently, though.
Why are we listening to the WHO?
Oh, OK.
Why are we listening to the WHO?
Why didn't they handle it different?
Well, why are we listening to the WHO?
Why are we listening to the UN?
We're not.
They started right away with the lockdowns.
You know, six weeks.
Right.
Yeah.
So it was instantaneous on what happened.
And Trump, it came here.
It wasn't a lockdown.
But they had everyone scared enough to have it go out.
That year, around February 6, it was a super bowl that year.
I was sicker than Hal.
Then I was fine for like two days.
And then it hit me like a fucking freight train.
And I lost my sense of taste, lost my sense of smell.
I'm laying on my freaking towel floor in my freaking bathroom
trying to cool down.
I'm so freaking overheated and everything else.
No one knew what it was at that freaking time.
OK.
And I got through it.
OK.
And a lot of other people got through it.
Sure.
But the Democrats, they weaponized it.
OK.
They weaponized it.
OK.
They're taking, getting mail-in voting,
which stole the freaking election, OK,
without the mail-in ballots instead of what our Constitution
says, you need to take and be in person to take and vote.
The only time you use mail-in ballots
was for military overseas.
If you were sick in a hospital, you were elderly
and you couldn't get there.
Right.
OK.
Not just Lilly Milley.
Exactly.
So they took and did that, and then they took and collected
votes from everyone.
We're collecting all of this shit.
And they change all the freaking votes to whatever.
All of a sudden, you go to bed and 300,000 votes show up
on the other side.
That is bullshit.
Yeah.
OK.
It was a mail-in ballot, and we can't let it happen again,
man.
First president to get over 80 million votes.
That says something right there.
Where did all these votes come from?
And nobody likes them.
Well, but it's not there.
81 million.
OK.
I got to go take a piss.
All right, go for it.
OK.
Ah, I'll stick around a little bit more.
What do we have, Larry?
40 something?
Let's see.
We're at 48 minutes.
48 minutes.
That's going to sound great.
Come on, you guys take and talk.
I think I've talked enough already.
Yeah, you can take a piss, Leonard.
It's all good.
Like you're trying to get me out of here, right?
No.
What have you done?
It says 41 minutes worth.
No, we're at 48 minutes.
We do an hour.
Yeah, we go for an hour.
We have about 11 minutes.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we have 11 more minutes.
Doesn't sound like an hour, does it?
You can hold it for 11 minutes, right?
Yeah, no problem, man.
This is really great, man.
So what would you do, Leonard?
What's great?
Having you down here.
Usually we have Kiki.
He's great.
He's like a regular.
Mark, my other friend, he's like a regular.
What would you do to change the country?
And now he's got some different blood.
It's fun.
What would I do to change a country?
Yeah, seriously.
OK, first of all.
Close the fucking border.
Well, it is you, ass clone.
Yeah, you know, you're a fucking dumbass.
They're going, oh, I need $34 billion, along with the Ukraine
package and everything else.
To close the border.
To take and close the border.
You're a fucking moron.
All you got to do is use laws that are in the fucking books.
And just do it.
Not letting everyone into the freaking country.
And if you really want to do some fuck nuts,
use an executive order like you've been doing
for three fucking years.
For everything else.
Well, exactly.
How about flipping it?
How about not to help the migrants help our country?
Because that's what they're doing.
The border patrol and all these guys
are helping the migrants across.
OK, and they get upset that freaking Texas is closing it
and sealing shit off.
And then they're taking and going to court to allow people.
Supreme court.
Yeah, that they can cut wires and stuff like that.
You know, Constantine wire.
You know, this is just fucking bullshit.
It's fucking out of control.
And you know, first of all, OK, all these motherfuckers
coming in here, OK, they're claiming fucking asylum.
OK, look up the word asylum.
Anyone that goes to Russia claims asylum.
And there's a reason for asylum because maybe
political or religious or whatever persecution,
you can't have seven million fucking people come across
our border in the last fucking year.
OK, claiming asylum.
They don't have fucking.
They have no grounds for fucking asylum.
You're letting them in.
OK, and given a fucking court date,
there is no fucking asylum.
Look the fucking definition up, man.
Political refugees.
Then say a political.
No, but still.
What he said in Scarface.
OK, a political refugee is still afforded asylum
because he's political.
He's got to.
OK, all these motherfuckers, all they're doing is asylum.
And the lawyers and everyone else
are making a fucking fortune off of this shit.
OK, and all of us are paying for it.
We're paying for their fucking health.
We're paying for their phones.
We're paying for, you know, we're paying for their living.
We're paying for their fucking education.
We're paying for fucking everything.
And everyone else that needs money that legally belongs here
is being denied that.
OK, so fuck Biden.
He's trying to take and get another base for the fucking
Democrats, going all these fuckers,
they'll take and vote for him.
But it's backfiring on him because the Hispanics aren't
going to vote for him anymore.
The blacks aren't going to vote for him anymore
because he's hurting them.
And the people that he's letting into this fucking country,
they can't vote until they pass the new fucking laws, OK,
that they want their legals to be able to vote
like they're doing in some cities, OK?
That's bullshit.
Yeah.
Fucking everyone, open your fucking eyes, man.
Open your fucking eyes, jackass.
I agree, I agree.
Most people don't want to.
They want to watch the news.
And they want to believe everything is OK.
And they just want to bow down.
You know what?
OK, that's another thing.
I do watch the news.
I do take and read multiple papers and multiple sources
on the internet of information.
You can't get your source of information from one source.
You need to get it from everywhere.
And then you just weed out all the bullshit
and you got the freaking truth, OK?
I was brought up that way and I'm still that way, OK?
That's it.
You've got to do the legwork to get what you want.
It's the only way to find it.
And most of the major networks, they're all fucking
bullshit to the fucking max.
They're all run by conglomerates that control
the WF has their hands on.
Soros and all of them.
Soros is the guy that's the anti-Christ.
Yeah, he's pretty bad.
Yeah, you know, Soros is the one that
took and turned in Jews of the freaking Nazis.
They're hungry.
Yeah, they are.
OK?
OK, and he got along, OK?
OK, and they think about what the fuck you're following, people.
And that's the thing is, it's funny.
They talk about Trump being Hitler,
but yet someone that actually turned in Jews to Hitler
is OK with that.
Yeah, it's a political doger.
It's pretty fucking amazing.
It spreads his wealth very evenly around these very
progressive people that are ruining the country with these laws.
No cash bail.
Come on, no cash bail is the worst thing.
Progressive.
Progressive isn't even the freaking word anymore.
Well, no, but progressive is digressive.
It's completely opposite of what is good.
Yeah, that's what they think digressive is.
Let's let people do drugs in the open.
Let's take a look at what's happened here in Chicago,
Portland, New York, D.C.,
Washington state, Denver, L.A., all of them
with their progressive bullshit, man.
OK?
It's like everyone is seeing it all.
And now everyone's going, well, now we've got to take and turn back
the laws.
Well, why the fuck did you pass him in the first fucking place?
You fucking morons.
Well, because they wanted to appease everybody.
And now these people are sure.
That that that that's like, um, fucking Jesus.
It's like, you know, Obama and, um, fucking Bill Ayers
for crying out loud and their son, who was then the state's
attorney in California in L.A., OK, and passed all this shit.
OK, and then he got fucking voted out by, you know,
by a referendum and stuff like that.
Fucking, you know, Obama, you know, and his pastor for crying out loud,
Reverend Wright.
Oh, God bless America.
God bless America.
God damn America.
Yeah.
And that's Obama and everyone else, man.
That follows him.
That's what he follows.
What's that?
That's what his preacher said.
Yeah.
Reverend Wright, man.
I mean, listen.
Oh, my second old man's Cox in Hawaii.
That's how he got fucking through schooling and everything else.
Yeah.
And they say that.
OK, Jesus Christ.
Mike didn't get to anything until after they figured out
Obama was going to be proud.
No, I think Michelle Obama is just an ugly fucking woman.
OK, that's that's all there is to it.
She's a man, dude.
She's an ugly fucking woman.
OK, I'm not saying she's I don't believe those theories.
I just an ugly fuck.
And I've run into a lot of ugly black people.
Trust me, working what I take into.
And, you know, you know, and I take
and put her at about a 30 percent
because I've seen some more uglier motherfuckers.
OK, people say she's stunning in person.
Oh, stunning.
There's a stun.
Stunning.
Oh, there you are.
Hey, hey.
I what about Michael Robinson?
Who's that?
That's the other guy from what was that called?
No, that's Big Mike's real name.
No, I just can't play along.
Can you sometimes?
No, I'm saying Mrs. Robinson.
Who was that Simon Garfunkel big guy?
Mrs. Robinson.
So, you know, by now with people that sit in that chair, man.
Don't know, Mike, big, only a small one.
So Michael Robinson was dating Obama
when he was all, you know, blowing a male.
Yeah, exactly.
And the fucking bath house is everything else.
Becoming very.
They all helped him to get to that point.
So that way when it was time for him to be president,
they had to switch Michael Robinson and Michelle.
So Michelle, Mike, Big Mike, Michelle Obama is a fucking man.
Oh, look at.
I still don't agree with this.
Wow.
I do not.
One thing Leonard doesn't agree with is Big Mike.
Exactly.
What do you think about 9-11?
She's just an ugly, ugly fucking necromon.
Oh, Jesus.
Sorry.
Wait, what did you just say?
Oh, God.
Larry.
You told me not to say that word, man.
Larry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
They got it with you, not one of us.
We don't condone that to you, John.
No, we do not.
Larry Meals.
No, that's not my view.
No, we're just real.
That's not my view of America.
That's not.
Everyone is.
It's just that Michelle Obama gets people fucking worked up.
No, you know, everyone is equal.
And we all have to, you know, yeah, we all have to get along.
You know, you know, Rodney King.
This is his head and dream speech.
Can't we all just get along?
Okay.
Did he die with drug overdose or alcoholism?
Rodney King never died, man.
He's dead.
Oh, he died now.
We're just.
He died now.
You know, the LAPD put him on the freaking camera.
Okay.
They say, you know, try to stop them.
Calm down.
Can't we, can't we all just get along?
Oh, he had to play it off to the camera to make it his money.
Yeah.
But George Floyd.
I mean, listen, let me tell you, you remember the cameras back then?
Pass it, pass it, fucking counterfeit, fucking money, rob it, and then fucking eat and fend.
The eyes of that.
You know, yeah.
But look what happened for three freaking years and it's still going on, man.
It's going on, brother.
It's always going to go on.
The government's going to perpetuate these.
No, no, no, no.
This Minnesota was a great freaking place to go up and fish and stuff like that, the 10,000
lakes and stuff like that.
And the 10,000.
It's a shit hole.
Well, yeah.
Who wants to go to fucking Oregon anymore?
Portland, Oregon.
You want to go to fucking Washington state?
You want to go to Washington, DC?
I'm not a city boy.
Do you want to go to downtown Chicago?
Nope.
We live outside of downtown Chicago.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I could, I could chill out here.
Denver.
Been a mile high.
It's a shit hole now.
Yeah.
Fucking LA was a shit hole when I was there.
I know people that live almost in every place you're naming.
But how about this?
Yeah.
In 92 or 91 when I left LA before the riots fucking happened.
It was a fucking shit hole at that time underneath the underpasses.
You had all the fucking homeless.
You had homeless.
I remember.
It's even worse now.
We would go out there since we were kids from all the way back in the 70s.
I lived in Yuba City, California.
You know, my aunt and uncle live out there and we'd go out there a lot.
And we were unsupervised all day long a lot of times because they'd be at work and they'd
be like, yeah, take the bus.
Here's how you do it.
And we would just go and go.
And we didn't know where we were going.
You know, we were from Chicago.
We didn't know where the fuck we were going.
So, you know, we went all over the place to weird places and, uh, yeah, there was always
bombs and shit everywhere and it was a shit hole everywhere.
But I just always thought that's how all cities were.
They were.
But not as aggressive and not as crazy.
Not as it is now, though.
Now it's way more out of hand.
Yeah.
When I was a kid, my dad would take it and drive me by a skid rolling and go, oh my dad,
do you want to end up like this?
Do you want to end up like this?
And yeah, it was driven into you.
No.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Now it's just, it's normal.
And that's wrong.
It is wrong.
Well, there's a lot of things that are wrong.
All right.
What are we at, Larry?
Should we close it out?
Yeah, man.
We're there.
How about this?
Get the yoke and give me Mrs. Robinson right there.
I don't know if I can play Mrs. Robinson.
See if you can practice for a second.
Oh man, that's a, you know, I need my guitar to figure it out.
I really would.
Well, dude, ukulele, as you try to.
Dude, you're asking me the second show.
I'm drunk.
Don't just give me a song.
You can almost get it.
And here's to you, big mic, thick as big so you can hold up a trike.
Oh, no, no.
Here's to you, big mic, huge jawline.
You can fight a Viking.
We know you're big like, big mic.
Something like that.
All right.
I got to say thank you to Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinary veterinary.
No, veterans, heat and air conditioning.
Yeah.
And, uh, oh yeah.
I want to say Francis, I says, yeah, veterinarians.
This is my cat Sebastian.
Well, not really.
That's a container.
All these.
And this is a nice, this is the coffee can.
You can get on the lowest deal at Tom's.
That's what I went for.
St. Francis.
I used to say that.
It's got some nice words on the back.
I can't even read them.
I'll start crying.
So that's Sebastian.
What about big baby?
I didn't bring them all down.
Baby.
Oh, she's, I didn't bring it all the.
I was going to bring them all down.
I just wanted to show one of the cats on the, on the.
Yeah, but they all got a disease.
Something happened.
Something happened that they all took him past all his outside cats.
Something happened.
Yeah.
It was not good.
It's an outbreak.
Now we're all going to get it.
That's us.
No, no, no, we would have caught something already.
First it kills just smaller animals and then it kills us.
No, I don't even want to joke about that, man.
Like an outbreak.
You know what I mean?
Something happened.
Something happened that all of them caught it and they all passed at the same time.
Right.
Exactly.
It is weird.
Well, it's a week of each other.
I think they got poisoned.
No.
And we were all pet in them.
None of us were all fine.
I don't think they're, I don't think they got poisoned.
I did before.
Oh, I thought you meant right.
Right.
Week.
I was going to say shit.
Right before all this stuff happened.
All right.
Sebastian, I couldn't pet baby.
Oh, I could pet.
All right.
Close it up.
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I just realized where the hell the camera was.
No, the camera's right there.
Look at it.
You can see yourself.
That's what I thought I was over here.
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