1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,680 Fight with time to get ready. All right, shut up time to get ready for the Larry Neal show 2 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:29,600 All right everybody welcome to Larry Neal show I'm Larry I'm needles needles can't stop giggling 3 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,600 I can't control myself today. I'm gonna be my own favorite comedian 4 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:37,920 So get used to it snipped some schoolgirl powder or something and make them like a schoolgirl powder 5 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,920 I have never heard that term 6 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,360 schoolgirl 7 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:47,300 I thought it was like you just like going to the girls locker room and try not to take all their underwear 8 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,440 You got a leg 9 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,960 You need to hang them on a line to get 10 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,720 Huh 11 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:02,540 Kind of line no no no wait a minute. I want to hear this theory shit. Don't tell me to forget this 12 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,440 This is the greatest year. I've ever heard of Larry. Are we good? 13 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:10,220 You know you gotta let these get crusty before you can get powder out of it 14 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:15,120 How does the line help that they're gonna hang them outside or something or something? 15 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:21,040 I mean, I'm sure that I'm a listener that can tell you how to go through with this and how many do you have to take? 16 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,360 Get them. I don't know what kind of 17 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:29,720 Okay, I don't know if this is a right path. Let me hit that thing kiddo. We're just talking shit 18 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:35,720 I know I'm saying oh, so RIP to Carl Weathers an American icon. You know Carl Weathers was 19 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:42,040 The guys from a rocky African-American gentlemen, you know Rocky you see that right? 20 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:49,400 The boxing movie yes the original one. Yes with Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, I saw that I saw the first one 21 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Okay, and then he was in a movie called predator. Have you ever seen that? 22 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,120 Mmm. It was about this African-American 23 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:02,980 Had a penchant for young girls. No, man. Yeah, dude. It was called predator. I mean, it's in the title Larry 24 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:04,600 Why would I lie to you? 25 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:12,520 Okay, so this guy will go to these different countries. Okay, and he was a predator. Okay, but he had a calling 26 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:18,760 What was that he would put a ring pop in his ass and then take a picture 27 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,760 I 28 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,880 Mean seriously, do you think I'm making this up? 29 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:29,640 Sounds pretty sick, man. I mean, yeah, it's called predator Larry. I mean, it's a kind of 30 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:37,040 See that I don't go I don't like those kind of movies. No, okay. Yeah, I know what kind of movies you like a lot of scat involved 31 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:43,320 Whatever, and I'm not that's a cat man or others. You're projecting. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm projecting. Yeah 32 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,600 Doesn't it and you're deflecting that's what you're doing 33 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,720 So 34 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:56,360 RIP to Carl Weathers man, he was a bad ass. There's an iconic meme also. I like to say RIP to mr. Weathers be the 35 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,640 The principal at the Riverdale High School that Archie and the gang went to 36 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,260 Titus 37 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:08,120 Are you bringing up a rip in a fictitious? 38 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,480 I'm RP. I'm a rip being a fucking. You can't even SP 39 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,480 I'm RIP'ing a fucking cartoon. 40 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,480 I mean you're the opposite of Aretha Franklin over here. 41 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,480 Aretha's Franklin. 42 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,480 Don't say that about Aretha. 43 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,480 She's dead. What's she gonna do? 44 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,480 She was great. 45 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,480 Yeah, okay, and? Well, it's past tense. 46 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,480 So you don't talk about her? 47 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,480 I can talk about her how I want. This is America, freedom of speech. 48 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,480 Yeah, but not, you ain't to talk about Aretha. 49 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,480 Are you working for the Chai Coms? 50 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,480 You ain't gonna talk about Aretha in front of me, man. 51 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,480 I just did. What are you gonna do about her? I'll kick you in the other ribs. 52 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,480 Oh, what an asshole. 53 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,480 Oh, yeah, exactly. 54 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,480 As soon as I bring violence into it, Larry turns into a leftist. 55 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,480 Listen, man, can we all just get along, dude? 56 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,480 Why are you blowing it in my face? 57 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,480 Whatever. 58 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,480 So rude you are today, Larry. 59 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,480 And you didn't wake up from a nap, right away. 60 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,480 No, I didn't. Well, no, you know what, initially, 61 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,480 when you first came over, I was asleep. 62 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,480 I know, that's why I left you alone. 63 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,480 Did you notice that? I just opened the computer 64 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,480 and I got behind and looked at our analytics and all our BS. 65 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,480 Because, uh, 66 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,480 Larry is a cranky monkey when he gets up in the morning. 67 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,480 Also, I like to thank the 68 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,480 189 or so followers we have, man. 69 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,480 You guys are dope. 70 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,480 Yeah, thank you very much for listening to our 71 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,480 stupid rhetoric. 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,480 That's a tight knit community. 73 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,480 Yeah, I think you stopped yourself from there. 74 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,480 We're trying to censor ourselves for some reason. 75 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,480 I'm trying not to curse so much. 76 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,480 That's a tight knit community, a very, very exclusive club 77 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,480 to being a underneath the fun guy. 78 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,480 Well, it's 189. People are trying to censor ourselves for some reason. 79 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,480 I'm trying not to curse so much. 80 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,480 Well, it's 189 people, it's not that exclusive. 81 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,480 I'm going to 200 people. 82 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,480 It's pretty exclusive. 83 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,480 What did Groucho Mark say? I don't want to be a part of any club that will accept me. 84 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,480 Exactly. 85 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,480 Shoutout to our Miss Koreans 86 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,480 and, uh, 87 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,480 I don't know, 88 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,480 man, really. 89 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,480 Shoutout to Groucho. 90 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,480 Larry's poppet because he's a complete psychopath 91 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,480 and autistic. 92 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,480 Why would you look me dead in the eyes when you did that? 93 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,480 You could look in the camera. 94 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,480 Whatever. What song? 95 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,480 I'm Your Poppet by Smokey Robinson. 96 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,480 No. 97 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,480 Of course you haven't because you're putting down a re-th. 98 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,480 No, it's because I'm a racist. 99 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,480 I know. No, I'm joking. 100 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,480 You don't like listening to what you call 101 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,480 jungle music? 102 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,480 Oh, man, Larry, Jesus. 103 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,480 Then air quotes made it even more, 104 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,480 made it worse. 105 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,480 You could have just said the word without having to make it worse. 106 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,480 I thought the air quotes were perfect. 107 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,480 Yeah, it definitely fit the mood for the second. 108 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,480 It's the theme. 109 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,480 I like to thank my mother-in-law 110 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,480 for giving me this ukulele 111 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,480 that really became 112 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,480 a big integral part of the Larry Needle show. 113 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,480 She gave it to me for Christmas about, 114 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,480 I don't know, 15 years ago. 115 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,480 She's great. 116 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,480 Shoutout to Lynn. 117 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,480 Jet-setting 118 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,480 and making us all look like we're weak pussies. 119 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,480 Oops, sorry, cost. Dang it. 120 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,480 That's all right. 121 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,480 That's what happens when you're a heathen. 122 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,480 Yeah, I guess. 123 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,480 That's not what I was going to say, but... 124 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,480 Yeah, I mean, you know, birds of a feather, right? 125 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,480 You act like you're all godly. 126 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,480 You should have just heard what Larry told me to do to myself upstairs. 127 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,480 I am godly, by the way. 128 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,480 I want to thank Jesus 129 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,480 for letting me live another day. 130 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,480 Okay. 131 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,480 It was a great day. This Jesus guy, where's these steaks? 132 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,480 I got a beef with him. Okay. 133 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,480 You could get ahold of him anytime. 134 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,480 I bet you I could. I'll put the seatbelt on Jesus. 135 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,480 Put him in an arm bar. 136 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,480 Dude, that's what you're saying, man. 137 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,480 What do you mean, why should I say it? 138 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,480 That'd be awesome if he just showed up and put you in an arm bar. 139 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,480 He might just show up and do what? 140 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,480 Kick your ass, brother. 141 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,480 It's dope, man. You would love that, wouldn't you? 142 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,480 Yeah, it would be pretty good. 143 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,480 Jesus and I have double-teamed you, 144 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,480 but not the way you're thinking. 145 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,480 Actually, the way you are thinking. 146 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,480 You creep. 147 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,480 Here. 148 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,480 I don't stand by... 149 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,480 I don't stand behind any of this blasphemy 150 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,480 coming out of neither's mouth. 151 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,480 I don't stand by midgets because they're too short, right? 152 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,480 He's going to pay for this later. 153 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,480 I try telling them all the time. 154 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,480 You don't think Jesus doesn't know what a joke is? 155 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,480 Yeah, but... 156 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,480 It's not like I'm using his name in vain. 157 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,480 I'm just making a joke about it. 158 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,480 You've got to have respect. 159 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,480 I am having not the utmost respect. 160 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,480 You've got to have the utmost respect. 161 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,480 I don't know about that. 162 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,480 That's all hearsay. 163 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,480 I'll technically say that it was you 164 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,480 that was speaking on the microphone. 165 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,480 How will he know the truth? 166 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,480 He'll know. 167 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,480 Give me a second. 168 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,480 Okay. Hey, everybody. 169 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,480 Let's give Needle a second 170 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,480 while he looks at his phone. 171 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,480 Alright, so... 172 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,480 Shout out to Pugs at Tony Phil. 173 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,480 The only real-ass MF'er left in the world, man, 174 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,480 that had the WDF, 175 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,480 or the UN, 176 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,480 or any CIA... 177 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,480 Did he see his channel? 178 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,480 Slow down, Hot Rod. 179 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,480 I mean, you've seen these movies. 180 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,480 They take a little time to unfold. 181 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,480 This is a good one. I love this one. 182 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,480 This is a deep dive. 183 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,480 And I really don't... I hope you haven't heard the story 184 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,480 because it is amazing. 185 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,480 So we all know Pugs at Tony Phil from Pennsylvania. 186 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,480 Pugs at Tony Phil, yeah. 187 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,480 Pugs at Tony, Pugs at Tony, whatever, man. 188 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,480 Pugs at... 189 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,480 Whatever. Okay, so... 190 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,480 This guy, for some reason, 191 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,480 brought it out and then 192 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,480 saw it's fictitious shadow 193 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,480 that we would have six more weeks of summer 194 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,480 or six more weeks of spring or whatever. 195 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,480 Six more weeks of winter or... 196 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,480 Six weeks early. 197 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,480 So, shout out to the guy 198 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,480 who was on LSD who came up with this idea. 199 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,480 Yeah, because this sounds very far from that. 200 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,480 He was on some kind of tree root because they've been doing that shit 201 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,480 since like the 1700s and stuff, you know. 202 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,480 Yeah. But... 203 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,480 So they weren't really doing LSD, per se, 204 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,480 but they were definitely hallucinating. 205 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,480 Mushroom, who knows what they were doing. 206 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,480 They couldn't have been on anything. 207 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,480 The Indians had all types of stuff up their sleeve. 208 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,480 So... 209 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,480 You know about... 210 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,480 Didn't Biden drop Pugs at Tony Phil last year 211 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,480 and kill him? Or no, no. 212 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,480 It was de Blasio. 213 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,480 Married de Blasio Phil. 214 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,480 Ten years ago today, 215 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,480 de Blasio dropped 216 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,480 Charlotte. 217 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,480 And killed him. 218 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,480 Fuck yeah, literally. 219 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,480 Yeah, brother. It took a minute. 220 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,480 That's why I said the story has to play out. 221 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,480 I said I didn't know if you heard it, 222 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,480 so you had to give me a minute. 223 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,480 Dude, his SOB 224 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,480 dropped it in front of a tree. 225 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,480 What? 226 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,480 And killed poor Charlotte. 227 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,480 Oh, man. All right, P. Charlotte, the Groundhog. 228 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,480 And that thing was like... 229 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,480 She died in the line of service. That's true. 230 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,480 So her family gets paid off. 231 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,480 Yeah. And you know what? 232 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,480 It's a good thing Biden wasn't at the funeral 233 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,480 and they've been looking at his watch to get the hell out of there. 234 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,480 I think I saw the Clintons there, so 235 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,480 might have better set up. 236 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,480 They took him out. 237 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,480 They wanted six more weeks of winter, 238 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,480 so it could be so fucking... 239 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,480 They heard that she was going to run off with Pugs at Tony Phil. 240 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,480 They didn't want to wreck the game. 241 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,480 Chelsea was going to run off with... 242 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,480 They were changing. 243 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,480 Chelsea was going to run off with a... 244 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,480 Groundhog. 245 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,480 Pugs at Tony Phil. 246 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,480 Charlotte said she was trading fur technically. 247 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,480 And you know, those things are... 248 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,480 It basically looks like a tamed down badger. 249 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,480 I don't know if I'd want to be holding the 250 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,480 Groundhog either. 251 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,480 Yeah, you hold it like a fat baby. 252 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,480 You just put your arm... No, not like that. 253 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,480 You don't cuddle it. 254 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,480 You just said it might bite you and you put it that close 255 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,480 to your heart. Yeah. And your skin? 256 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,480 You see that... I mean, dude... 257 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,480 Hold it like this? No, you hold it 258 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,480 facing away, so if it attacks, it goes towards the crowd. 259 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,480 You don't point it at you. 260 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,480 You point it at me and you hold it like this. 261 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,480 I feel like how do you shoot a gun like this? 262 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,480 No, man. 263 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,480 When I'm going like this, how do you know which way 264 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,480 he's facing? Did you just 265 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,480 ask me which way in animal facial 266 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,480 construction? No, how are you going to know 267 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,480 which way I meant to... 268 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,480 First of all, his nose, eyes, and mouth. 269 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,480 You can face the other way, but you hold 270 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,480 them out like this. You don't hold them like a baby. 271 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,480 You sit holding like a fat baby. Yeah, because once you get 272 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,480 an attack, if you're holding them, 273 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,480 your face, your body, 274 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,480 if you're holding them... Look at Larry. 275 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,480 This is how I hold a... This is how you hold a 276 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,480 groundhog, right? 277 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,480 So, I mean, 278 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,480 if this bastard wants to go, you're the 279 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,480 guy getting it, not me. 280 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,480 Right? Yeah. 281 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,480 What do you mean, yeah? 282 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,480 How about this? I'm going to get a fricking groundhog 283 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,480 and I'm going to see you baby it. 284 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,480 We'll see what happens. Dude, I would go... 285 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,480 You're showing bandages next week. 286 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,480 I'm sure Pucks at Tawney 287 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,480 Phil is used to people handling them. 288 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,480 It's Charlotte. That's just from the movie 289 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,480 Groundhog Day. No, he's a real 290 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,480 guy. I know, but the one that he killed, 291 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,480 the Blasio killed was Charlotte. But Pucks at Tawney Phil 292 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,480 is a real guy. In Pucks at Tawney... Real groundhog, 293 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,480 you mean? Yeah. A real guy. 294 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,480 He's a real person. He's a cryptid. 295 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,480 Half groundhog, half 296 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,480 human. He's a crypt. 297 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,480 Okay. I don't know, man. 298 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,480 I know you don't know. He's real. 299 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,480 Pucks at Tawney Phil has been going on 300 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,480 for years before that fucking Groundhog 301 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,480 Day movie, which I haven't seen. 302 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,480 Oh, it's amazing. What do they do during it? 303 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,480 I have a feeling I know. 304 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,480 My wife explained it to me once. 305 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,480 She told me, I'll know 306 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,480 when you're lying to me. So, well, the deal 307 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,480 is that he 308 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,480 lives through the same day every day. 309 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,480 Yeah, but he has a proclivity for men. 310 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,480 No, he doesn't. When I lie 311 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,480 to you about this... I don't think Mary 312 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,480 is watching or moving toward it. I know, but it's 313 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,480 very back 314 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,480 shadow, you know what I mean? Behind 315 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,480 the scenes. Yeah, there you go. Behind 316 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,480 the curtain, behind the satin curtain. 317 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,480 So, what happens is... You can't get 318 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,480 me on that velvet rope. Well, 319 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,480 he's at this like gay party and he overdoses 320 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,480 on below. 321 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,480 I almost spit my beer out. 322 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,480 Dude, this is a real movie. 323 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,480 Okay? So then his ghost 324 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,480 haunts 325 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,480 this thing, but it's 326 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,480 Groundhog Day every day for the ghost. 327 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,480 So he has to go over, because he just gets 328 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,480 railed by all these dudes. 329 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,480 So that's a... No, not the Groundhog. 330 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,480 That would be funny if the Groundhog 331 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,480 was watching. 332 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,480 And that's what happened. Their spirits transferred. 333 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,480 So, isn't it Bill Murray? 334 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,480 Huh? No. 335 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,480 He's getting railed. It's like Evan Stone, I think. 336 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,480 Danny Agroir, the son? 337 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,480 No. I thought those were the 338 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,480 old school SNL guys. 339 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,480 I don't know what you're talking about. 340 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,480 So then basically, 341 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,480 it's like Groundhog Day, but every day 342 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,480 starts him just getting 343 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,480 railed and railed. 344 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,480 So 345 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,480 he's got to start his day like that. 346 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,480 So he learns how to 347 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,480 play piano. 348 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,480 He learns how to play piano. 349 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,480 He learns how to bowl. Because every day is the same. 350 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,480 He only takes one day to play. 351 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,480 But I mean, every day he wakes up. 352 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,480 He's just getting railed. 353 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,480 That's how his day starts. 354 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,480 I mean, that's a horrible existence. 355 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,480 But he had a good time. 356 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,480 And the end loved one. So anyway, 357 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,480 I mean, Bill, I got to say 358 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,480 You still got to talk about this? 359 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,480 Yeah, he was a good guy. And he was real. 360 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,480 He still is real. He's still alive. 361 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,480 Okay, cool. I believe you. 362 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,480 Every little place has a Groundhog. 363 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,480 Okay, yeah. 364 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,480 Well, because it's Groundhog Day, don't you get it? 365 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,480 We're going to keep talking about it. 366 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,480 Oh my God, Larry. 367 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,480 I swear to God, you're just talking me into this dumb circle. 368 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,480 Two spinning. 369 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,480 Okay, so 2014, February 2nd, 370 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,480 the animal slipped out of the 371 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,480 Blasio's hands and died from acute internal injury. 372 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,480 Ah, man. 373 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,480 I wonder if there's a video. 374 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,480 Yeah, yeah. No, it was on the news. 375 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,480 It showed him. Drop it. 376 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,480 Man, we need a screen behind us. 377 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,480 Okay. If anybody wants to donate for us to get a screen 378 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,480 so we can show stupid stuff while we talk about it. 379 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,480 Yeah, that's a good idea. 380 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,480 Mary was watching it that day 381 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,480 because we were watching, you know. 382 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,480 Isn't it so funny? We're still 383 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,480 Americans revere a, 384 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,480 I don't even know if Marcell's real. 385 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,480 I don't even know what Marcell's real. 386 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480 I don't know what that is. 387 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,480 Is he a marsupial? I have no clue. 388 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,480 I just said that. A mammal. I don't know what that is. 389 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,480 Yeah, he's a mammal, I think. 390 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,480 He said marsupial because it sounded real. 391 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,480 He's not a lizard, for sure. 392 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,480 I wish Larry's animal corner. 393 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,480 He's just going to name off animals. 394 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,480 Yeah, he's not a lizard. 395 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,480 He's definitely not a fish. 396 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,480 He's a groundhog. 397 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,480 Yeah, okay. Thanks for coming to that conclusion. 398 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,480 And what is that? Like a type of a beaver or something? 399 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,480 Like a hybrid plant? 400 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,480 No, it's not a plant, Larry. 401 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,480 It's definitely not a plant. 402 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,480 No, okay. I think you're going with that. 403 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,480 No, I don't think somebody took 404 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,480 what do you call it? 405 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,480 Oh my gosh. They made clones. 406 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,480 You know what I mean? 407 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like they do with the plants. 408 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,480 I think just two animals just decided, 409 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,480 hey, we're in the same, it's like Stockholm syndrome, 410 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,480 sort of. We're in the same vicinity all the time. 411 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,480 Let's just see what happens. 412 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,480 The badger, like, raped a beaver or something. 413 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,480 I don't know what's our word in there, but okay. 414 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,480 Well, I mean, I'm sure it was consensual. 415 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,480 Maybe. I mean, in the animal world, 416 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,480 I don't think any of that stuff is consensual. 417 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,480 Dolphins. Dolphins. 418 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,480 Dolphins rape. 419 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,480 Yeah. They're like known rapists of the sea. 420 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,480 That is weird. 421 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,480 Well, I mean, that's very weird. 422 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,480 But you know, the cats do the same thing. 423 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,480 I think those are mammals, eh? 424 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,480 Yeah. Yeah. 425 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,480 Okay, look at that. 426 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,480 We're agreeing on something finally. 427 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,480 I think they had those dolphins 428 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,480 that speak English and stuff. 429 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,480 Whipper, you ever seen that show? 430 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,480 Dude, we talked about that one lady that 431 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,480 a P, what do you call it, 432 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,480 took care of a dolphin. 433 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,480 Didn't we talk about that? The house they flooded, remember? 434 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 435 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,480 How insane. 436 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,480 Yeah, no, you want to hear something just as insane? 437 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,480 Listen to this. Of course I do. 438 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,480 This is fucking crazy. I gotta sit back, man. 439 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,480 I gotta say, my ribs are broken, people. 440 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,480 Number eight and nine. 441 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,480 And I got kicked by this punk. 442 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,480 We already talked about that, too. 443 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,480 I got jumped, basically. 444 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,480 And I went to cry on my guy last night. 445 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,480 Man, it was kicking my ass. 446 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,480 Oh, I wonder why. 447 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,480 The only thing that really hurt was 448 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,480 when I threw a right elbow. 449 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,480 Yeah, because you're using all your muscles. 450 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,480 You're using completely different muscles. 451 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,480 But I think it's making it 452 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,480 become stronger. 453 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,480 Okay, I mean, if that's the case, 454 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,480 I think it's making it 455 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,480 stronger. 456 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,480 Instead of like stabbing pains once in a while, 457 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,480 I gotta continue with dull pain 458 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,480 throughout the day and night now. 459 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,480 So I don't know. 460 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,480 That's better or not. 461 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,480 You want to hear, listen to this crazy thing 462 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,480 that happened. 463 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,480 Well, let's hear it, man. 464 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,480 You keep telling me you're gonna tell me 465 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,480 a crazy thing. 466 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,480 Well, I mean, whatever. 467 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,480 And then you never say it. 468 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,480 Oh, shoot, man. 469 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,480 I'm gonna keep it phone. 470 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,480 So, Winsorp and Luella Kellogg 471 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,480 decided to raise a baby chimpanzee 472 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,480 called Gua 473 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,480 along with their 10 month old son, 474 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,480 Donald. Oh my god. 475 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,480 Now this isn't going good. 476 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,480 No, no, this was back in 1931. 477 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,480 Oh, yeah. 478 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,480 So it was intended to last 479 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,480 for five years. 480 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,480 I read the story, but I just wanted to get all the facts right, man. 481 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,480 But they had no choice 482 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,480 to pull the plug after nine months. 483 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,480 Because... 484 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,480 They started in 1931. 485 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,480 They had their 10 month old son 486 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,480 living with a baby... 487 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,480 Chimp. 488 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,480 But the chimp. 489 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,480 And basically, 490 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,480 they carried out like these experiments 491 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,480 where like they did like 492 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,480 cognitive skills between them. 493 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,480 Okay. 494 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,480 And the chimpanzee progressed 495 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,480 much further than the child. 496 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,480 No kidding. 497 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,480 The rate that they learned at when the 498 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,480 was quicker than a human being. 499 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,480 I see. 500 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,480 I should have stated that first. 501 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,480 I thought you meant like the thing was just 502 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,480 out thinking the... 503 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,480 Well, I mean compared to some of its cognitive skills, 504 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,480 I mean, it's comparable. 505 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,480 It just had more common sense at a quicker rate. 506 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,480 Yes. 507 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,480 And I mean, it's a wild animal. 508 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,480 The rate of progression has got to be 509 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,480 insane. 510 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,480 Well, you know, like a deer, a baby deer 511 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,480 and the thing is walking within, you know, 512 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,480 10 minutes, a half hour, 513 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,480 because otherwise... 514 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,480 They did like crazy stuff 515 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,480 to this. They did like reflexes. 516 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,480 Like reflex testing. 517 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,480 Depth perception. Vocalization. 518 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,480 Problem solving. Equilibrium. 519 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,480 Play behavior. 520 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,480 Like they treated them the same, okay? 521 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,480 The baby and the chimp got raised 522 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,480 as the same way. 523 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,480 And the chimp basically 524 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,480 raced ahead of the dude, Donald, the kid. 525 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,480 Okay, and... 526 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,480 Donald the dummy he was later known as. 527 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,480 I don't know about that. 528 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,480 But... 529 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,480 Let's say a chimp is smarter than you do. 530 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,480 And the chimp would respond to commands 531 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,480 like don't touch and get down, okay? 532 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,480 But when it came to human 533 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,480 speech, which they tried to teach it to do, 534 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,480 that's where it was lacking any progress. 535 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,480 It couldn't speak. 536 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,480 There was no way that it could... 537 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,480 Vocalize. 538 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,480 Not... could comprehend the words. 539 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,480 And like they would show it stuff, 540 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,480 it would point to stuff, but it wouldn't... 541 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,480 It couldn't vocalize. 542 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,480 Yeah, yeah. 543 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,480 So basically... 544 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,480 They said that... Okay, so... 545 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,480 The thing that got crazy 546 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,480 was that the human, Donald, 547 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,480 started imitating the chimp. 548 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,480 Oh my lord. 549 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,480 And it started following this chimp. 550 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,480 Monkey-C child dude. 551 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,480 Well, yeah, there you go. 552 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,480 They were on all fours, 553 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480 climbing the furniture, doing crazy... 554 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,480 Like actually imitating... 555 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,480 Like one of those kids at the high school today 556 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,480 that wants to shit in a litter box. 557 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,480 They think they're a cat or something. 558 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,480 Yeah, but they're not kind of... 559 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,480 But they're not raised with a cat. 560 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,480 No, I know, it's funny though. Actually they are raised with a cat. 561 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,480 That is... I mean, that's kind of... 562 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,480 You would think about that. 563 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,480 Well, no, I'm talking about kids that... 564 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,480 Yeah, they're called furries. 565 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,480 Okay, but I don't know if they had the costumes or... 566 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,480 Oh, you can't wear costume to school, 567 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,480 which you would still ask for a litter box, right? 568 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,480 Right. Which is even weirder. 569 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,480 I mean, I'd rather you come 570 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,480 than rather piss in the corner like an animal. 571 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,480 So this kid was a great climber. 572 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,480 He could climb trees, he could climb up the refrigerator, 573 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:14,480 he could jump around on the couch like a maniac. 574 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,480 So this kid started getting animal-like behavior. 575 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,480 So then, um... 576 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,480 What do you call it? Ah. 577 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,480 It was this a scientific experiment 578 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,480 that was paid for by some corporation 579 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,480 or was it just their idea? 580 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,480 Well, they were two doctors. Okay, they were both doctors. 581 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,480 I think they were... I said that, right? 582 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,480 Yeah, you might have. Animal psychologists. 583 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,480 That's what they were. Ah. 584 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,480 Very interesting. 585 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,480 So they sacrificed their kid's well-being 586 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,480 by putting a champ in the room with them. 587 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,480 Yeah, I mean, they're still strong. 588 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,480 They probably tear him up. Yeah, definitely. 589 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,480 So then what happened with Donald, the kid, 590 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,480 was that he started biting his sister 591 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,480 and started wrestling her 592 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,480 and was very aggressive towards her. 593 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,480 So... Just like the chimp would be. 594 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,480 It's G-U-A, the monkey's name. 595 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,480 I don't know how to pronounce that. 596 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,480 G-U-A. Gua. 597 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,480 Gua. Whatever. 598 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,480 Gua. Okay. 599 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,480 So then, uh... 600 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,480 his behavior started to mimic this chimp 601 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,480 and they said it became more concerning 602 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,480 that the human was becoming more than the chimp, 603 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,480 than the chimp becoming like the human. 604 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,480 Yeah, yeah. 605 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,480 It was backfiring. 606 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,480 So basically, after nine months, 607 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,480 they began to fear. 608 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,480 So... 609 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,480 Another theory... 610 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,480 Well, the animal became stronger 611 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,480 and more aggressive towards the child. 612 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,480 In nine months, 613 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,480 that they feared for their safety of it 614 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,480 and they had to... 615 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,480 they got rid of it. 616 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,480 Well, you figure in nine months, 617 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,480 a year would probably be 618 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,480 when the chimp is at full power. 619 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,480 It's getting strong. 620 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,480 But this thing is just chilling. 621 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,480 They grow up a lot quicker than people. 622 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,480 But it's not in the jungle swinging. 623 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,480 You know what I mean? So it's still strong. 624 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,480 People are like, oh, it's just at home. 625 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,480 It's just an animal. 626 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,480 Their arms look like skinny little toothpicks. 627 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,480 Their muscles are like cables. 628 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,480 We rip your arms off. 629 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,480 Not out of the socket. It's literally off. 630 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,480 Like a little... like a ten-month-old kid 631 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,480 and, you know, it went on for nine months. 632 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,480 So the kid's 19 months old. 633 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,480 The chimp, 634 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,480 at that time, will be able to probably 635 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,480 rip the kid's arms right off. 636 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,480 Yeah. 637 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,480 And the kid's still a little baby almost, you know. 638 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,480 So why are all the animals? They're the strongest animals in nature. 639 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,480 Yeah. 640 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,480 Okay, so then basically they sent... 641 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,480 Those people sound crazy. 642 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,480 Yeah. 643 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,480 The money, the time... 644 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,480 Who does that? 645 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,480 That's in 1932. 646 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,480 1913 or 31? 647 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,480 31, maybe. Sorry. 648 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,480 I think it's 31. 649 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,480 31, yes, you are right, Larry. 650 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,480 Okay, so basically they had to get rid of 651 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,480 Gua or whatever. 652 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,480 Gua. Gua or whatever. 653 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,480 After they sent Gua away, 654 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,480 she died of pneumonia just one year later 655 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,480 at the age of three. 656 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,480 Oh, man. 657 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,480 Not much is known about the life of Donald 658 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,480 or the impact the experiment had on him. 659 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,480 It is known, however, that he tragically died 660 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,480 by suicide in January 1973. 661 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,480 Wow. 662 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,480 Aged 43 663 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,480 just one year after the deaths 664 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,480 of both of his parents in 1972. 665 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,480 Oh. 666 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,480 So there's... 667 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,480 Very tragic. 668 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,480 This Leroy Needle's episode took a very dark turn. 669 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,480 No, but I mean, that's kind of cool. 670 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,480 It's a cool... 671 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,480 We talked about doing stories. 672 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,480 Yeah, that's a good one. 673 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,480 That's a good one, man. 674 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,480 It's kind of in that realm of what we like. 675 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,480 Like fantasy, fiction, 676 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,480 I mean, like... 677 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,480 It sounds like it's fiction. 678 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,480 Do you want to hear about Jane Addams' 679 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,480 um, whole house on the south side? 680 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,480 Whole house? 681 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,480 Whole H-U-L-L house. 682 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,480 And she ran like an orphanage 683 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,480 and you want to hear about when the devil baby was there? 684 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,480 I mean, 685 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,480 what kind of question is that to ask a man? 686 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,480 Do you want to hear about a devil baby? 687 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,480 No, I don't. 688 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,480 So supposedly... 689 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,480 Let's just pick another topic. 690 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,480 So this lady, Jane Addams, 691 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,480 you know, they named school... 692 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,480 The memorial. 693 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,480 Yeah, they named schools after her and everything. 694 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,480 The Jane Addams. 695 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,480 Is that Bong still going or what's up with that joint? 696 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,480 Alright, dude, relax, man. 697 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,480 I'm telling you the story... 698 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,480 You know how he gets so aggressive? 699 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,480 I should tell your aggressive story 700 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,480 about when we went and saw Sam Tripoli. 701 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,480 What are you... 702 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,480 Oh, yeah, whatever. 703 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,480 So, where's the Bong? 704 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,480 The whole house. 705 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,480 Jane Addams ran this orphanage 706 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,480 and supposedly, you know, 707 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,480 and this is where like 708 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,480 single moms or something 709 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,480 or orphan babies 710 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,480 where their parents got killed or something 711 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,480 would bring their... 712 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,480 The babies would go to this thing 713 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,480 and Jane Addams was the lady that ran this place. 714 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,480 The madam? 715 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,480 She was by some of the fairest things going on there, man. 716 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,480 Anybody that wants to take care of a lot of babies, 717 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,480 they did something wrong with them. 718 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,480 Well, supposedly, this one baby 719 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,480 went there 720 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,480 and this... 721 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,480 I forgot if it was like a nun's baby... 722 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,480 Just story true. 723 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,480 Are you making this up, man? 724 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,480 This is Chicago folklore. 725 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,480 Alright, so it might be true. 726 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,480 It might be true. 727 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,480 It might not be true. 728 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,480 It might not be true. 729 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,480 The truth of this story is it might not be true, 730 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,480 but so the devil baby is there. 731 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,480 This lady has this devil baby. 732 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,480 Supposedly what happened was... 733 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,480 How did she know it was a devil baby? 734 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,480 Well, Satan went to this bar on the south side 735 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,480 and one of the workers that 736 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,480 lived at this... 737 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,480 Satan's African American. 738 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,480 Well, no, this was... 739 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,480 It was still a pretty white neighborhood at the time. 740 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,480 This is a long time ago. 741 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,480 This is going back to like the 1920s 742 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,480 and stuff. 743 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,480 1910s, you know. 744 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,480 So it wasn't gentrified. 745 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,480 It was still gentrified. 746 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,480 It was... 747 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,480 You know, more like gun smoke would be 748 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,480 on TV, you know, like old Westish. 749 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,480 I just want to paint a picture. 750 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,480 It really wasn't the... 751 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,480 So the devil... 752 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,480 The lady goes off for a night of fun. 753 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,480 The devil bangs her. 754 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,480 She has a good time. 755 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,480 Squirts, whatever. 756 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,480 Geez, okay. I don't know why you had to add that caveat in there, 757 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,480 but we'll roll with it, okay? 758 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,480 And then... 759 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,480 She has the baby. 760 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,480 And the baby is born 761 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,480 with horns and hoofs. 762 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,480 Oh, that would be a horrible birth. 763 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,480 Yes. 764 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,480 I mean, come on. 765 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,480 It was horrible. 766 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,480 I'm not sure how the story goes, 767 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,480 but the lady that had the baby 768 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,480 might have croaked during childbirth. 769 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,480 You're sure she didn't have sex with a horse? 770 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,480 No, the thing had horns, dude. 771 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,480 Horses don't have horns, man. 772 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,480 Anyways. 773 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,480 So then the people in the community... 774 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,480 You didn't have to articulate that one anyways. 775 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480 The people in the community were all up in arms. 776 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,480 They want to see this devil baby. 777 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,480 The women want to see it. 778 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,480 Yeah, it's an oddity. 779 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,480 And at that time, it was like the late 1800s, 780 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,480 early 1900s. 781 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,480 The women were pretty much ignored at home, 782 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,480 so they felt like if they could 783 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,480 go back and tell their families 784 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,480 about this devil baby that they would... 785 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,480 You know... 786 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,480 They would what? 787 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,480 Have some authority in their household, maybe, you know? 788 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,480 Because that's how long ago... 789 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,480 There's a scare tactic. 790 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,480 So this could be a wives tale. 791 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,480 Well anyways, so... 792 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,480 Of course, Jane Adams respected the baby 793 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,480 and never let... 794 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,480 But they let the people see... 795 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,480 They didn't let the people see, but then the baby died. 796 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,480 But they say if you go by 797 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,480 to this day, 798 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,480 past this place, it's on Archer Avenue in 799 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,480 Chicago, 800 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,480 if you go past this hall house 801 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,480 and you look up in the window of this 802 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,480 Adam's fucking memorial thing, you know? 803 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,480 Man, you are a great story. 804 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,480 You'll see this baby 805 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,480 looking out at you, 806 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,480 or sometimes the windows are all fogged up 807 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,480 and stuff. Real weird stuff happens there 808 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,480 to this day. I bet you it does. 809 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,480 That's why you were there. Real weird stuff 810 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,480 going on in that building. Whatever, man. 811 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,480 And that's the story of the devil baby. 812 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,480 And people think it was real. 813 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,480 People think it actually happened. 814 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,480 I mean, who... What kind of people... 815 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,480 People you hang out with, obviously. 816 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,480 The folklore 817 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,480 of that area of the city, 818 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,480 you know, people believe it. 819 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,480 It's a local legend. Yeah. 820 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,480 That's what I'm trying to say. The people. 821 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,480 I mean, I can't name who the people are. 822 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,480 Well, you should fucking hunt them down and find out. 823 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,480 It's a story that goes around. The kids that live up... 824 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,480 It's just like when you meet someone 825 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,480 that lives in New Jersey, they grew up 826 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,480 frightened out of their mind of the New Jersey devil. 827 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,480 You know about that, right? 828 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,480 I don't know about frightened out of their mind. 829 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,480 They believed it when they were walking home 830 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,480 that night. And they're walking 831 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,480 past some woods and shit. 832 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,480 You think that New Jersey devil wasn't going through their head? 833 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,480 I'm more worried about the Gilgo Beach killer. 834 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,480 Well, they didn't know about him yet. 835 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,480 I mean, there's so many serial killers going on. 836 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,480 You're going to worry about a devil, a New Jersey devil? 837 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,480 Well, you know, when you're like 838 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,480 14, 15 years old, 13, 839 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,480 whatever, you're walking home 840 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,480 from somewhere, you don't think 841 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,480 you're not thinking of the New Jersey devil? 842 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,480 You know, one van pulls up, you're like, 843 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,480 oh, it's the New Jersey devil. 844 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,480 Devil on the plates. 845 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,480 It's just easier to pick them up that way. 846 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,480 What is do not? 847 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,480 What? 848 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,480 Um, 849 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,480 What else tough guy? 850 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,480 Oh, you want more? I got something else. 851 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,480 Yeah, what else you got? 852 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,480 I got more nonsense. 853 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,480 Yeah, because this is the only thing 854 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,480 that you comprehend is nonsense. 855 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,480 I mean, geez, look at you. 856 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,480 You know what's great? 857 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,480 You're a road scholar. 858 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,480 Joe Biden's going to 859 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,480 East Palestine. 860 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,480 What's that? 861 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,480 Joe Biden's going to East Palestine a year. 862 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,480 The train crash please? 863 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,480 Oh yeah, I read about this. 864 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,480 I mean, you know what? 865 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,480 I had an album called 866 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,480 Hazardous Waste EP 867 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,480 by Larry O'Geen. Check it out. 868 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,480 It's always about the band, Larry. This guy. 869 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,480 The day after that should happen. 870 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,480 Can't go five minutes without talking about a band 871 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,480 or some dude that had his way 872 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,480 with them. 873 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,480 Uh, 874 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,480 I mean, come on. Isn't it crazy 875 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,480 that a train to railed in this town 876 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,480 at leaked toxic chemicals? 877 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,480 People, they hired 878 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,480 third-party inspectors to come in 879 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,480 and they were like, everything's fine, but the fish 880 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480 are floating in the water, and people 881 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,480 are coughing and they're getting rashes. 882 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,480 It's like the government 883 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,480 thinks that we're just, 884 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,480 that we're stupid. 885 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,480 That we can't realize what's going on 886 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,480 in our own bodies. 887 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,480 I think that they, 888 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,480 you know, they've done so many scare tactics, 889 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,480 like putting these people 890 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,480 in jail and solitary 891 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,480 confinement for... 892 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,480 For G&6? 893 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,480 Yeah, for, you know, like political prisoners 894 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,480 and it makes them think like they're powerless. 895 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,480 What are they gonna do? 896 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,480 Three guys, four guys beat a cop up in New York and 897 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,480 More than four guys. 898 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,480 There was like seven or eight guys. 899 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,480 You know what I'm talking about. 900 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,480 If a guy on the apple takes a crap on somebody's 901 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,480 desk and gets six months, 902 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,480 six months, dude. 903 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,480 Come on. One guy drank a beer. 904 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,480 I think he got... He didn't take a crap on any... 905 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,480 Nobody took a crap on anybody's desk. 906 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,480 Where are you hearing this? 907 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,480 Yeah, there was a dude that shit on her desk. 908 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,480 No. Okay, what happened? 909 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,480 That didn't happen, man. Alright, well, okay. 910 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,480 I just wanted to do about it today. 911 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,480 Okay, okay, whatever. 912 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,480 Your source and my source might be a little bit conflicted. 913 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,480 Maybe, but regardless, 914 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,480 if he did that, they got a lot more than six months. 915 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480 There's people that got, you know, 916 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,480 eleven or twelve. 917 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,480 How about these people 918 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,480 that are looking at eleven years right now 919 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,480 because they were holding hands and seeing 920 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,480 all the religious people. Yes. 921 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,480 Seventy-year-old ladies 922 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,480 with health problems and shit. 923 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,480 Isn't that crazy? That's like some money. 924 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,480 And they want to give him eleven. Yeah. It really is. 925 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,480 It is. It is. The old ladies. 926 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,480 We should be laughing at this and it should be 927 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,480 a comedy skit and it should be over and it shouldn't 928 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,480 be real, but this is actually happening. 929 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,480 What's going on right now? Art is imitating life 930 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,480 or life is imitating art. 931 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,480 Yeah. Unfortunately. 932 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,480 Comedy is becoming a drama. 933 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,480 But get into that he's still acting. It's crazy 934 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,480 that these people, they just let these people 935 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,480 get away with it. 936 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,480 The EPA let them get away with it. 937 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,480 The Railroad Company, you didn't 938 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,480 ever heard anything about payouts. 939 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,480 Like, I don't know how much they got, if they got paid yet. 940 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,480 But it's like. I doubt it. 941 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,480 I don't know. That's generational stuff. 942 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,480 Look at the water that's in the aquifer. 943 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,480 You know what I mean? 944 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,480 I saw the mayor 945 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,480 of east Palestine 946 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,480 talking to somebody or another. 947 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,480 I wanted something Mary was watching 948 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,480 and he's like, you know we 949 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,480 got people that are red 950 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,480 and blue, so 951 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,480 I had to 952 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,480 reach out to Biden. 953 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,480 It's not like Biden wanted to come there. 954 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,480 They actually got a hold 955 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,240 him and said, and he said, against my better judgment, 956 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,360 but he better have a whole lot of answers 957 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:10,800 and a whole lot of help, otherwise stay home. 958 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,000 Yeah, I mean. 959 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,800 But the people don't really, and you know, 960 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,840 it's great how he gets heckled everywhere 961 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,760 and everywhere just, you know, let's go brand. 962 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,600 Oh, he's the president. 963 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,440 That means you're not. 964 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,360 No, no, no, no. 965 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,960 That didn't happen with Trump, dude. 966 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,680 I'm not saying that it happened with Trump. 967 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,520 I'm just saying he's the president. 968 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,360 It's not because he's the president. 969 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,800 Yeah, it's because he sucks. 970 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,640 It's because he's a terrible president. 971 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,000 No, I mean, we all know that. 972 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,200 That's, I mean, do you, I mean, 973 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,800 if you can't read the writing on the wall. 974 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,000 Obama's a terrible president is what I should be saying. 975 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,320 He was a terrible president. 976 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,080 He was the worst president we ever had. 977 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,480 What do you mean by the Nobel Peace Prize? 978 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,400 And I believe he's multiple women children. 979 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,720 More than Truman. 980 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,640 Well, Scott, they all got the Nobel Peace Prize 981 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,800 on CNN for lying. 982 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,680 De Blasio got a Nobel Peace Prize. 983 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,320 I mean, it doesn't mean anything anymore. 984 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,160 No, just like. 985 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,040 I mean, they just took all the value out of them. 986 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,240 Everyone that had a Nobel Peace Prize, 987 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,800 it had a brain in their head. 988 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,080 Fauci got within or. 989 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,800 Yeah, probably every asshole in the world 990 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,640 that doesn't deserve one gets one. 991 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,600 The best people think it got one. 992 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,520 So anyone that has had one legitimately 993 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,880 that deserved it, that did something good, 994 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,800 is probably like rolling in their grave going, oh my God. 995 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,440 This, I wish I was alive to give my Nobel Peace Prize back 996 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,440 because these assholes just gave it a bad name. 997 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,280 Yeah. 998 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,120 Yeah. 999 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,160 Well, don't give anything. 1000 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,200 I mean, look at, my favorite thing is that they gave 1001 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,000 the Apollo astronauts a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame 1002 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,160 for television. 1003 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,720 Well, because they're TV stars. 1004 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,920 I know, but isn't that fun? 1005 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,080 You couldn't even laugh at that. 1006 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,240 You have to be so serious, don't you, Larry? 1007 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,520 Well, people laugh at home if they want. 1008 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,040 No, but isn't that funny though? 1009 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,920 I mean, here's a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame 1010 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,040 for television because we had cameras in space. 1011 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,160 Yeah, TV cameras. 1012 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,280 Stanley Kubrick went up ahead of them. 1013 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,760 The president just picks a phone up 1014 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,080 and talks to the people on the spaceship. 1015 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,280 We talked about this. 1016 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,720 I know, but it's just funny though. 1017 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,800 We're just going through all of the things 1018 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,960 that if you don't, like, sometimes you, okay, listen. 1019 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,600 I haven't always been the person I am right now, 1020 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,880 and I will admit that. 1021 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,720 Do you know what I mean? 1022 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,560 Yes. 1023 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,160 And once you start to realize things, 1024 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,600 there are the coincidences. 1025 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,440 I know you don't believe in coincidences. 1026 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,280 I think it was severe from earlier. 1027 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,520 Okay. 1028 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,560 Sounds like it there. 1029 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,760 But there's the lines, the connections, 1030 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,240 the strings are very short. 1031 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,080 They're not long. 1032 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,360 Yeah, yeah, very short. 1033 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,960 I mean, when you look back at things like, 1034 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,480 what do you call it, when they came up on Jekyll Island 1035 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,800 with the Federal Reserve, like it was all these bros, 1036 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,760 like Crow Capitalism stuff. 1037 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,120 It would be like if we had money and we decided, 1038 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,440 let's make a good thing. 1039 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,280 Let's buy this town and buy the paper 1040 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,720 and we can manipulate it however we want to. 1041 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,200 You know what they did initially is they looked through 1042 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,760 and they found out what were the most important papers 1043 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,680 in the country and then they bought them and... 1044 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,680 Let's control the media, 1045 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,520 because that's the easiest thing to do. 1046 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,520 And pool the resources. 1047 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,640 It's a trick as old as time. 1048 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,480 Yeah. 1049 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,000 It really is, because I mean, back then they did it. 1050 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,400 King Tut did it, man. 1051 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,000 The funny thing is, is all these places 1052 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,360 are laying off these journalists and they're like, 1053 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,120 oh, we're so upset. 1054 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,880 It's like, well, yeah, because you're so biased 1055 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,000 and you don't report fair facts and the truth 1056 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,320 and you're letting your views get in your way of your writing. 1057 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,160 And the other thing is the ratings... 1058 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,960 If you're a good writer, you're gonna get a job. 1059 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,520 The truth of it is the newspaper circulation 1060 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,880 and the ratings go down and the traffic to their websites 1061 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,240 for real news goes down because nobody wants 1062 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,760 to hear the lies anymore. 1063 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,120 Everybody could see through the bullshit 1064 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,440 and they're losing money. 1065 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,280 So they can't, they don't need all the... 1066 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,240 Yeah, they don't need all these extra reporters 1067 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,560 when you're not... 1068 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,400 You know what I mean? 1069 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,000 And you start bringing equality and equity 1070 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,200 and inequity and stuff into your... 1071 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,160 And it's real easy to write a Trump slashing article. 1072 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,160 You know, I mean... 1073 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,760 Somebody's gotta do something, right? 1074 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,200 Because the way that things are going, 1075 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,720 it does not look too good. 1076 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,000 Because I mean, I got another good story about, 1077 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,240 did you hear about that hack that happened? 1078 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,080 No. 1079 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,000 What do you call it? 1080 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,240 You ever see that movie, The Hack? 1081 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,680 I might have, tell me about it. 1082 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,360 So this was crazy. 1083 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,960 So a couple days ago, there was an attack. 1084 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,040 So the FBI confirms it issued remote kill command 1085 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,440 to blow out Volt Typhoons botnet. 1086 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,960 So Volt Typhoon is like, I think from what I can assess 1087 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,120 from this article is like an attack from China, 1088 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,240 like a malware attack. 1089 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,080 Okay. 1090 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:42,920 You know what I mean? 1091 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,360 So it attacks like... 1092 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,200 Computers. 1093 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,040 Which, listen, this is the furthest thing that I don't know. 1094 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,880 I'm not comfortable talking about this. 1095 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,160 I just want to talk about it because it includes China. 1096 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,080 China. 1097 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,480 And the internet. 1098 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,320 The internet. 1099 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,840 And our infrastructure. 1100 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,000 So I mean, those are three things 1101 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,240 that are very important to me. 1102 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,400 You know what I mean? 1103 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,320 Well, didn't they pass that $80 billion infrastructure bill? 1104 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,520 For who? 1105 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,040 No, you don't know about that. 1106 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:10,880 Anyway. Who did? 1107 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,040 China? 1108 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,160 No, we did. 1109 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,800 You know, Biden pushed it through 1110 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,680 some infrastructure thing. 1111 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,880 Yeah, supporting Antifa and Black Lives Matter. 1112 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,720 Exactly. 1113 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,040 That's what it's supporting. 1114 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:26,640 And one electrical charger that they made for one EV car. 1115 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,480 Yeah. 1116 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,760 And I'll say, come on. 1117 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,160 And then they just gave tax breaks 1118 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,800 to the people in Nantucket and Montauk. 1119 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,640 Martha's Vineyard too. 1120 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,400 Yeah, because... 1121 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,520 Well, no, because they've deemed them low income areas. 1122 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,760 Low income, yes. 1123 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,280 The houses are like 2.5 million, you know, average and stuff. 1124 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,840 Well, I mean, come on. 1125 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,800 That's a lot, bro. 1126 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,760 I wish I had a good Nantucket joke right now. 1127 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,600 Oh, man. 1128 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,440 Let's see. 1129 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,080 I don't know if we should... 1130 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,840 Everyone knows that man from Nantucket. 1131 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,480 Okay, I was trying to think of that, 1132 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,320 but it escaped me for one minute. 1133 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,400 What, you mean there once was a man from Nantucket? 1134 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,680 Yeah, Nantucket joke. 1135 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,520 That's what it just says. 1136 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,000 Who had a dick so long he could suck it? 1137 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,280 He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, 1138 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,360 if my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it. 1139 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,600 That's the one. 1140 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,080 I'm so happy you knew that one. 1141 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,000 That's gonna get us completely blocked off of you too, 1142 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,520 but that was worth it. 1143 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,840 I don't mind. 1144 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,080 F, them blocking our free speech. 1145 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,320 So the FBI infiltrated the operation 1146 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,000 and harvested crucial data before remotely wiping 1147 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,280 this system that came, and they're targeting 1148 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,400 American Sicilian. 1149 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,760 Hey, the Chinese! 1150 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,800 What do you call it? 1151 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,120 They're targeting American civilian critical infrastructure, 1152 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,160 pre-positioning to cause real world harm 1153 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,360 to American citizens and communities 1154 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,600 in the event of conflict. 1155 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,120 And this is real. 1156 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,520 This is not fake. 1157 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,320 This is not a drill. 1158 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,520 Chinese are flooding into our country. 1159 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,360 Flooding in. 1160 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,440 We just talked about this, 1161 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,440 that it's not just Hispanics or Mexicans. 1162 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,280 Flooding in. 1163 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,560 People from South America. 1164 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,160 It's people from like Chad, 1165 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,000 to Ghana. 1166 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,880 And then from Venezuela kicking the shit out of our 1167 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,880 police officers in New York. 1168 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,880 Well, they come through the Darien Gap. 1169 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,880 It's everybody. 1170 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,600 They come through the Darien Gap, 1171 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:21,240 and the Chinese have set up these midway points for them. 1172 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:24,360 They fuel, they eat, they sleep. 1173 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,960 You know, they get everything they need, 1174 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,560 and then they send them through the Darien Gap, 1175 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,920 which is crazy. 1176 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,040 I mean, the people that are just coming into this country. 1177 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,240 And you know what, I think Abbott, he's a W.E.F. pawn. 1178 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,080 Yeah. 1179 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:37,920 And so we already talked about that too. 1180 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,760 Well, you know what's funny is when... 1181 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,200 They're just doing the bare minimum. 1182 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,440 When they had the Remain in Mexico law, 1183 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,360 when Trump had that shit locked down, 1184 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,600 and it was Remain in Mexico, 1185 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,080 you know what Mexico did? 1186 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:47,920 What? 1187 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,080 They locked down their southern border. 1188 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:50,920 Okay, well. 1189 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,320 Monkey see, monkey do. 1190 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,640 Well, you know, because they also didn't want all those 1191 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,080 jag-offs walking around and fucking up their whole scenario. 1192 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,080 The way that, okay, listen, I don't know, 1193 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,680 I don't know any of the policies of this administration. 1194 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,480 I don't understand anything about it. 1195 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,320 I'm, you know what I mean? 1196 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,440 I don't want to look into it. 1197 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,480 I just know, I just see for face value 1198 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,320 of what's going on. 1199 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,160 Right. 1200 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:10,980 But I'll tell you right now, 1201 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:12,280 what's going on, face value, 1202 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,240 from the beginning to right now, 1203 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,320 is a complete destruction of American freedoms 1204 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,600 and civil liberties. 1205 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,560 They're taking away our freedom of speech. 1206 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,800 They want to incorporate these people 1207 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,960 that have no right to be in this country 1208 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,800 because they didn't go to the proper channels. 1209 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,120 Who don't like this country? 1210 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,040 They don't even like it. 1211 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,720 They've already been indoctrinated. 1212 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:35,760 It's crazy that we're just letting, what are we at? 1213 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,600 I'm looking. 1214 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,440 Oh. 1215 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,480 It's crazy that we just let these people in here 1216 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,080 and nobody, like thinks that nothing's gonna happen 1217 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,920 in four or five years, but you know what? 1218 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,920 It's not their problem. 1219 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,080 That's really how I think these people think 1220 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,240 is it's not my problem right now. 1221 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,080 Yeah. 1222 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,560 Like they don't foresee the future. 1223 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,400 Which, I mean. 1224 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,240 Or care. 1225 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,440 But you have to be a soulless, 1226 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,320 sodomite to do that. 1227 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,160 They are. 1228 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,000 That's the thing. 1229 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,360 They are soulless sodomites. 1230 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,200 There's no doubt. 1231 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,560 I thought it. 1232 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,240 But I understand that you're gonna hit that. 1233 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,120 Are you gonna like that thing? 1234 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:07,960 Yeah. 1235 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,760 So I understand that I love this country 1236 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,200 and the people that are running it are, 1237 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,160 I don't like them. 1238 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,040 And they're running this country into the ground. 1239 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,480 And it's gonna take, Trump is not the Messiah. 1240 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,000 It's gonna take more than four years 1241 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,800 to rectify the situation that these people put us in. 1242 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,760 You know? 1243 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:25,580 I know. 1244 00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:26,760 You know what's weird is my mom said today 1245 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,080 and it's weird, cause she's an old lady. 1246 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,920 She's like 80 years old, you know. 1247 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,920 Shout out, Amarie. 1248 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,640 And she's like, I don't see it coming back. 1249 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:39,000 And you know, she's not the, maybe the most positive, 1250 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,840 but she's not the most negative person either, you know. 1251 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,160 Well. 1252 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,120 And you know, everything is so fixed. 1253 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:47,960 Everything is fixed. 1254 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,800 Everything's fixed. 1255 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,640 Every base, yeah. 1256 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,560 Like even this Kelsey Grammer kid 1257 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:57,520 going out with Taylor Swift and all this, you know. 1258 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,240 Kelsey Grammer, I mean, he's an amazing football player. 1259 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,600 I know I said the wrong name, right? 1260 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,520 Yeah, I know I picked up right on it right away. 1261 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,360 My gosh. 1262 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,200 You know what I'm talking about? 1263 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,040 Are you gonna hit that thing? 1264 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:09,880 This kid from Kansas City. 1265 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,720 You don't need any more of that. 1266 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,400 Pass it over here, Kelsey Grammer. 1267 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,480 That was a great poll, Larry. 1268 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,560 And you know, that is just, my wife said it today. 1269 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,760 She's like, you know, all these girls all of a sudden 1270 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,240 are watching these games. 1271 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,920 And of course, Kansas City is gonna be in the Super Bowl 1272 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,360 cause it's fixed. 1273 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,840 Cause I'm sure they all have some kind of pact going on, 1274 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,800 you know, with the devil. 1275 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,520 The most satanic thing, the most satanic ritual on earth 1276 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,200 is probably the Super Bowl. 1277 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,200 Idolization of false gods. 1278 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,800 I mean, football stinks. 1279 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,680 I watched, okay, I will admit that I did watch football, 1280 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,880 but once they started integrating Colin Kaepernick politics 1281 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,440 and telling me, just like we talked about before, dude. 1282 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,280 I mean, 1283 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,280 I'd like to get Colin Kaepernick on this show. 1284 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,240 Colin Kaepernick. 1285 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,080 Whatever. 1286 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,920 Yeah, Larry Kaepernick. 1287 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,800 I'd like to get him on this show. 1288 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,760 You have to kneel down at the end of every episode. 1289 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,600 Okay. 1290 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,560 But, well, we were talking about that with the jerseys too, 1291 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,560 the NHL guys, they made an American, 1292 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,160 or made an American, I apologize. 1293 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,920 They made a pride flag and then put their names on the back 1294 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,760 and that dude was like, 1295 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,240 I don't want my name on the back of that. 1296 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,400 And they suspended the guy. 1297 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,240 Yeah. 1298 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,080 It's crazy. 1299 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,080 All the teams in the league for this. 1300 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,400 It's like forcing you to get something you don't want. 1301 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,400 I mean, hey, do you want a Corona? 1302 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,000 It's like, hey man, get a tattoo. 1303 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,840 No, I don't want one. 1304 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,240 Yeah, get one right now. 1305 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,720 No, do you want a Corona? 1306 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:32,560 No. 1307 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,880 Well, if you don't drink this Corona, 1308 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,760 then you can't work here anymore. 1309 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,680 Okay, I'll have it. 1310 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:37,720 Yeah, exactly. 1311 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,240 And you're gonna be SOL 1312 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,520 if you, because the current climate of the situation. 1313 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,200 She got her hams. 1314 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,360 Yeah, and we were getting back to the J6 guys. 1315 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,480 The people, these people out there burning stuff 1316 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,880 and looting and doing all this stuff, 1317 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:55,720 they didn't get anything. 1318 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,520 They're putting people in Seattle. 1319 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,360 $10 million. 1320 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,960 These free Palestine people who were just ripping down 1321 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,320 fences at the White House, you know, a week earlier 1322 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,520 than these people are sitting in a hallway 1323 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:12,520 at an abortion clinic, which is terrible, man. 1324 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,360 What's that? 1325 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,800 Abortion, I'm really, I feel guilty about my past 1326 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,400 and I think they're fucking horrible. 1327 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,880 Dive into, divulge your information. 1328 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,040 But at the same time, there are certain circumstances. 1329 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,960 People do shit and they don't think about it. 1330 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,240 Well, there's certain circumstances that it's okay. 1331 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,320 All right, if say you're gonna have a child 1332 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,600 that's mentally challenged 1333 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,320 and you can't accommodate that child, 1334 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,600 what's better for it? 1335 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,760 Well, I don't know. 1336 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,040 You can't give it to the state. 1337 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:41,880 No. 1338 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,200 Okay, that's your only other option. 1339 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,880 Because I'll just use the kid for Adrena Chrome 1340 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:45,840 and body parts. 1341 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:46,920 If he's lucky. 1342 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,480 I mean, that's the best case scenario. 1343 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,600 Or beaten and sexually abused by the worker. 1344 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,800 Why did you have to say the worst possible scenario? 1345 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,400 You just, I love it. 1346 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,600 The best is your eyes go blank, 1347 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,080 like you're having a stroke 1348 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,640 and then you look at me 1349 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,240 because I know you're gonna say something stupid. 1350 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,760 And before I could say, don't say something stupid, Larry. 1351 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,440 You say something stupid, Larry. 1352 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,360 You just blurt it out. 1353 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,160 It's like you're in a black movie theater. 1354 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,240 That's what it's like. 1355 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,600 You're just blurtin' shit out. 1356 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,480 You can't help yourself. 1357 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,000 Man. 1358 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,120 That's all right. 1359 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,160 I love you, Larry. 1360 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,000 You make me laugh. 1361 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,200 I'm sorry I'm making you laugh. 1362 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,280 Because I know your rib. 1363 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,040 Yeah, it does hurt. 1364 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:39,880 That's all right though. 1365 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,520 Larry's a trooper, man. 1366 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,880 So, but you can't, 1367 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,160 oh, what time are we at? 1368 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,400 We were at 42 minutes when I checked before. 1369 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,320 It's weird because when I was at Cromagda the first night, 1370 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,120 you know, and they couldn't believe I showed up 1371 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,520 and Ray was giving me ice packs and stuff. 1372 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,440 Here we go, look at it. 1373 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,280 And then that, 1374 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,560 Chris was like. 1375 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,040 I was so clapped for you while you tell the story. 1376 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,160 No, just shut up, man. 1377 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,000 I'm so sorry. 1378 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,840 You're distracting me. 1379 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,680 I'm not gonna be able to. 1380 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,520 Oh, I'm sorry. 1381 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,680 You're like a squirrel right now. 1382 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:08,520 No, you're saying. 1383 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,040 I shook my keys, you'd be all over the place. 1384 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,400 Give me that. 1385 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,480 Oh, now you're gonna withhold my weed. 1386 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:17,880 You can slap. 1387 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,000 Fucking prick bastard. 1388 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,080 Oh man, that was two cuss words in a row. 1389 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,640 Bastard ain't. 1390 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,480 Just say it again. 1391 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,000 It's not a cuss word. 1392 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,840 It depends on if the AI is watching or not. 1393 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,680 AI. 1394 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,520 It's always watching. 1395 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,080 Well, you don't believe in AI? 1396 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:35,920 I believe in it. 1397 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,760 I believe in it. 1398 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,360 If World War III isn't our demise, 1399 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,200 AI's are demise. 1400 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,520 Oh yeah, we're done. 1401 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,880 We're just giving everything up. 1402 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,040 I mean, they're basically. 1403 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,400 I'm glad I'm an old man. 1404 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,240 I know I don't. 1405 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,080 You're not that old. 1406 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,480 I mean, you're only 63. 1407 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,400 But you know, I don't have a lot of time left. 1408 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,560 Yeah, time is a constant. 1409 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,160 It's not like I'm 20 years old. 1410 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,120 I'm glad I'm not. 1411 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:54,960 It's right. 1412 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,680 You know, usually at this age, 1413 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,040 you'd be like, I wish I was 20. 1414 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,120 But right now I'd say, damn, 1415 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,360 I'm glad I'm on the way out. 1416 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,920 Cause fuck this shit, man. 1417 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,600 This is a fucked up scenario. 1418 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,440 Geez, man. 1419 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,120 You're just like a sailor all of a sudden. 1420 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,040 But yeah, I mean. 1421 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:10,880 Sailor Larry. 1422 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,720 Double-edged sword. 1423 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,720 How about let's start another war 1424 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:16,200 with the country that's nuclear capable. 1425 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,160 And they're crazy. 1426 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,960 And they hate us. 1427 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:19,800 Yeah. 1428 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,720 And we just read about that thing with the Mossad. 1429 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,520 How Iran claimed that they had the biggest attack. 1430 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,160 Iran infiltrated the Mossad. 1431 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,720 Yeah, they had the biggest attack on them. 1432 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,560 They had like over 30 operatives that were undercover. 1433 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,400 I mean, that is the biggest hack 1434 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:39,000 to ever happen to the Mossad, which is not good. 1435 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,080 Because Iran said they did it. 1436 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,400 They came out and said they did it. 1437 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,240 Yeah. 1438 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,000 So now we're gonna take our IP to all those people. 1439 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,640 And we also know that the Mossad is also intertwined 1440 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,560 in everything. 1441 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,360 Every facet of our government. 1442 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,200 They have long tentacles. 1443 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,600 Every facet of every government. 1444 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,760 Long tentacles, but not anymore. 1445 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,600 The thing is. 1446 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,000 Yeah, they exposed all their spies. 1447 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,280 People that were exposed all of them. 1448 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,080 But no, I think it was upwards of 30 people. 1449 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,840 44, I think it was. 1450 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,680 Upwards of 30. 1451 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,240 Well, okay, 44, you're just gonna go on. 1452 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:15,080 I like that number. 1453 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:15,920 Better than 88. 1454 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,880 It would have been better if it was 88. 1455 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,040 But 44 is good. 1456 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,360 Probably if they would have caught twice as many spies, 1457 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,680 it would have been better. 1458 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,440 But these people are just, 1459 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,320 the funny thing is, is Americans, 1460 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,400 or I understand we have, 1461 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,760 like, okay. 1462 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,360 It's like, if I told you a story, 1463 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,080 I was like, listen, man, okay, there's this dude. 1464 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,200 I mean, this guy's tall as hell, Larry. 1465 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,120 And he lives in this cave, okay? 1466 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:45,960 Okay. 1467 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,800 And you know what? 1468 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,040 He got these dudes together, 19 of them, okay? 1469 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,960 And he said, listen, I'm gonna teach you, 1470 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,320 I'm gonna send you to America, 1471 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,720 and I'm gonna teach you how to take off and plane. 1472 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,560 Yeah. 1473 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,360 But you're not gonna learn how to land them. 1474 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,240 This dude is really tall and skinny, 1475 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,920 and he's got long beard and stuff. 1476 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:09,760 Maybe. 1477 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,920 I mean, we might not be talking about the same guy. 1478 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,920 When I saw him, he was in a picture with George Bush 1479 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,480 in a room and he didn't have a beard. 1480 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,640 Tim Asman. 1481 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,640 Ha ha ha ha. 1482 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,720 So, I mean, you would be like, wait a second. 1483 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,080 I know Tim Asman. 1484 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,800 Why would these guys wanna learn 1485 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,560 how to just take off with planes? 1486 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,160 Well, because, man. 1487 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,720 Why don't they wanna know how to land? 1488 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,720 The United States said, hey, 1489 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:38,360 we're gonna let you guys do whatever you want, 1490 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,440 and then we're gonna blame you for it. 1491 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,320 So, you'll never guess where these guys flew, Larry. 1492 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,680 No, it wasn't Boca Raton or Palm Springs. 1493 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,640 It was a World Trade Center of all places. 1494 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,480 You remember that place? 1495 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,840 Did they put a helicopter or a landing pad on the top? 1496 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,200 A helicopter? 1497 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,200 A helicopter. 1498 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,600 Yes, Larry, they put a helicopter pad on top. 1499 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,160 So, they land on it? 1500 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,000 Who did? 1501 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,840 The planes? 1502 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:03,680 Yeah. 1503 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,560 We'll talk at 727s, Larry. 1504 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,960 How would a plane land on a helicopter? 1505 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:07,800 Very hard, yeah. 1506 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:08,640 On a helicopter. 1507 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,720 I can't think of that. 1508 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:10,560 How? 1509 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,320 I mean, you see, you know what? 1510 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,840 I think with a helicopter, 1511 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,560 I don't think you could take out the World Trade Center. 1512 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,320 I've seen Superman take it out, 1513 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,920 and a UFO, Kyle Hibbler. 1514 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,960 And then what else? 1515 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,040 But the other thing is, 1516 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,040 I saw King Kong jumping back and forth on that thing, 1517 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,920 and it seemed to be able to handle it, so. 1518 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,160 Oh, yeah. 1519 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,000 I know, what was that? 1520 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,400 Like, the first, it was from 1952, that movie you saw? 1521 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,800 No, I think that movie was like from 75 or something. 1522 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 The original King Kong, 1523 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,880 the World Trade Centers weren't there yet. 1524 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,840 He had to climb up the Empire State Building. 1525 00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,320 Hmm, that's a small fact. 1526 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,320 So there was only one building, 1527 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,080 but when they were coming at him on the newer King Kong, 1528 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,400 the one that came out when I was a kid in color, 1529 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,240 believe it or not, 1530 00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:00,040 and so they'd be shooting at King Kong, 1531 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,520 and he's on one building, holding the girl in his hand, 1532 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,080 and he jumped to the other building, 1533 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:09,040 and grabbed onto the side, and bashed into the side real hard. 1534 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,720 Did they play the video game rampage? 1535 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:11,560 No. 1536 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,680 That's what it was like. 1537 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,960 It was a great video game. 1538 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:14,800 So. 1539 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,560 What you get to do was, 1540 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,880 you get to go through this really bad neighborhood, 1541 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,160 and just assault African American people. 1542 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,000 Really? 1543 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,160 And it's called rampage. 1544 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,800 No, that was a joke and a horrible attempt at a joke, 1545 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,800 and I apologize. 1546 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,720 It's gonna sit, it sounds like a crazy ass game. 1547 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:34,320 So basically, okay, so let's get back to one second 1548 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,040 to what this typhoon thing was. 1549 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:42,040 So basically it was, it used like US based routers 1550 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,840 and IP addresses, so a router just in your house 1551 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,680 or shit like that, 1552 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,520 because I don't know man, 1553 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,560 they targeted our communications, energy, transportation, 1554 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,800 and water sectors, all those sectors man. 1555 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,640 This is not good. 1556 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,000 I heard something about this. 1557 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,320 But this is not good. 1558 00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,200 No. 1559 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:04,200 Like, shit is going down, and they're reporting it, 1560 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,280 okay? 1561 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,120 Yeah. 1562 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,400 It's not good, it's what do you call it? 1563 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,520 Um. 1564 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,040 Imagine what's really happening. 1565 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,400 And we're reading it now. 1566 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,640 But we've already known that this is gonna happen. 1567 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,480 Yeah. 1568 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,920 There's no way, once you get ahold of our 1569 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,760 It is like a movie. 1570 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,600 It's not true, it's screwed. 1571 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,040 My wife thinks it's gonna be like a movie. 1572 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,440 It already is like a movie. 1573 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,720 But she thinks it's gonna end good. 1574 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,200 Okay, well, that's what she's hoping. 1575 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,040 She's still thinking? 1576 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:28,880 Yeah. 1577 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,760 I mean, I appreciate that, right? 1578 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,160 I don't want anything bad to happen to anybody, 1579 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,760 but I'm more worried about World War III. 1580 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,600 That's what I'm worried about. 1581 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,240 I mean, people are like, oh, you're crazy. 1582 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:42,080 But I'm, listen, there was an article about us 1583 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:47,080 putting, starting to store nukes in Great Britain 1584 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,680 that were 100 times stronger than Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 1585 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,800 And that is, dude, if there was a nuclear war, 1586 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:56,640 we'd be done. 1587 00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,200 I went to a Greek restaurant and had some Nagasaki today. 1588 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,640 You should have just went to a sushi place and got a roll. 1589 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,960 Nagasaki roll. 1590 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:06,800 Yeah. 1591 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,640 There you go. 1592 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,120 I wouldn't eat that shit. 1593 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,120 I don't eat the enemy's food either. 1594 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,040 But you do though, you're a liar. 1595 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,160 No, I don't. 1596 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,480 My wife eats it, I don't like that. 1597 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,520 But you go with her. 1598 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,840 I don't eat nothing, man. 1599 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,760 I sit there and I don't eat. 1600 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,760 I eat the fortune cookie and I have some of the soup. 1601 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,520 That's the enemy's food right there. 1602 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,360 Wow. 1603 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,120 It has Chinese writing on it, right? 1604 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,440 You ate a bug, now we're being tapped. 1605 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,200 You have been compromised. 1606 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,000 I should kick you in the stomach to throw it up. 1607 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,840 Oh man, that's not nice. 1608 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,520 All right, we should be good. 1609 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,840 Yeah. 1610 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,720 I want to say thank you to everybody tuning in 1611 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,320 and whatever you do on the computer. 1612 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,760 I don't know what you call it. 1613 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,640 What are you talking about? 1614 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,840 Tuning in. 1615 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,680 And... 1616 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,640 What do you mean like to like, follow and subscribe? 1617 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,680 Like, follow, subscribe. 1618 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,880 I hate pandering like that and I don't want to do it 1619 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,720 but I just reminded Larry. 1620 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,840 I just wanted to say fucking tell somebody, that's all. 1621 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,160 And... 1622 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,640 I'm cool with what we have. 1623 00:55:58,640 --> 00:55:59,480 We're good, so... 1624 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,440 Me too. 1625 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,520 We're definitely good, man. 1626 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:02,520 And we gotta say... 1627 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,560 We'll never tell out. 1628 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:07,680 Tom's free clinic, automotive and veterinarian. 1629 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,760 I've unfortunately, I had two cats. 1630 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,880 I said on the last episode, 1631 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,800 I've had two cats cremated at Tom's. 1632 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,640 Wait a second, you should be... 1633 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,480 Oh, okay. 1634 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:17,320 I thought you were going to a little row. 1635 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,600 Not only was it, not only was it a great deal 1636 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,920 but he gave me like a nice little charm. 1637 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,640 St. Francis of Isis. 1638 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:25,480 St. Francis. 1639 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,040 And... 1640 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,440 Shout out to St. Francis of Isis. 1641 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,240 I should have brought the coffee can sound. 1642 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,560 They come in this nice... 1643 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,400 For the next episode, we will. 1644 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,600 Put the cats up right there. 1645 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,960 Nice little decorative coffee can. 1646 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,800 So like when the... 1647 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,640 So check out our episode next week. 1648 00:56:39,640 --> 00:57:02,400 The ground gets a little soft.