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All right everybody welcome to Larry Neal show I'm Larry I'm needles needles can't stop giggling
I can't control myself today. I'm gonna be my own favorite comedian
So get used to it snipped some schoolgirl powder or something and make them like a schoolgirl powder
I have never heard that term
schoolgirl
I thought it was like you just like going to the girls locker room and try not to take all their underwear
You got a leg
You need to hang them on a line to get
Huh
Kind of line no no no wait a minute. I want to hear this theory shit. Don't tell me to forget this
This is the greatest year. I've ever heard of Larry. Are we good?
You know you gotta let these get crusty before you can get powder out of it
How does the line help that they're gonna hang them outside or something or something?
I mean, I'm sure that I'm a listener that can tell you how to go through with this and how many do you have to take?
Get them. I don't know what kind of
Okay, I don't know if this is a right path. Let me hit that thing kiddo. We're just talking shit
I know I'm saying oh, so RIP to Carl Weathers an American icon. You know Carl Weathers was
The guys from a rocky African-American gentlemen, you know Rocky you see that right?
The boxing movie yes the original one. Yes with Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, I saw that I saw the first one
Okay, and then he was in a movie called predator. Have you ever seen that?
Mmm. It was about this African-American
Had a penchant for young girls. No, man. Yeah, dude. It was called predator. I mean, it's in the title Larry
Why would I lie to you?
Okay, so this guy will go to these different countries. Okay, and he was a predator. Okay, but he had a calling
What was that he would put a ring pop in his ass and then take a picture
I
Mean seriously, do you think I'm making this up?
Sounds pretty sick, man. I mean, yeah, it's called predator Larry. I mean, it's a kind of
See that I don't go I don't like those kind of movies. No, okay. Yeah, I know what kind of movies you like a lot of scat involved
Whatever, and I'm not that's a cat man or others. You're projecting. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm projecting. Yeah
Doesn't it and you're deflecting that's what you're doing
So
RIP to Carl Weathers man, he was a bad ass. There's an iconic meme also. I like to say RIP to mr. Weathers be the
The principal at the Riverdale High School that Archie and the gang went to
Titus
Are you bringing up a rip in a fictitious?
I'm RP. I'm a rip being a fucking. You can't even SP
I'm RIP'ing a fucking cartoon.
I mean you're the opposite of Aretha Franklin over here.
Aretha's Franklin.
Don't say that about Aretha.
She's dead. What's she gonna do?
She was great.
Yeah, okay, and? Well, it's past tense.
So you don't talk about her?
I can talk about her how I want. This is America, freedom of speech.
Yeah, but not, you ain't to talk about Aretha.
Are you working for the Chai Coms?
You ain't gonna talk about Aretha in front of me, man.
I just did. What are you gonna do about her? I'll kick you in the other ribs.
Oh, what an asshole.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
As soon as I bring violence into it, Larry turns into a leftist.
Listen, man, can we all just get along, dude?
Why are you blowing it in my face?
Whatever.
So rude you are today, Larry.
And you didn't wake up from a nap, right away.
No, I didn't. Well, no, you know what, initially,
when you first came over, I was asleep.
I know, that's why I left you alone.
Did you notice that? I just opened the computer
and I got behind and looked at our analytics and all our BS.
Because, uh,
Larry is a cranky monkey when he gets up in the morning.
Also, I like to thank the
189 or so followers we have, man.
You guys are dope.
Yeah, thank you very much for listening to our
stupid rhetoric.
That's a tight knit community.
Yeah, I think you stopped yourself from there.
We're trying to censor ourselves for some reason.
I'm trying not to curse so much.
That's a tight knit community, a very, very exclusive club
to being a underneath the fun guy.
Well, it's 189. People are trying to censor ourselves for some reason.
I'm trying not to curse so much.
Well, it's 189 people, it's not that exclusive.
I'm going to 200 people.
It's pretty exclusive.
What did Groucho Mark say? I don't want to be a part of any club that will accept me.
Exactly.
Shoutout to our Miss Koreans
and, uh,
I don't know,
man, really.
Shoutout to Groucho.
Larry's poppet because he's a complete psychopath
and autistic.
Why would you look me dead in the eyes when you did that?
You could look in the camera.
Whatever. What song?
I'm Your Poppet by Smokey Robinson.
No.
Of course you haven't because you're putting down a re-th.
No, it's because I'm a racist.
I know. No, I'm joking.
You don't like listening to what you call
jungle music?
Oh, man, Larry, Jesus.
Then air quotes made it even more,
made it worse.
You could have just said the word without having to make it worse.
I thought the air quotes were perfect.
Yeah, it definitely fit the mood for the second.
It's the theme.
I like to thank my mother-in-law
for giving me this ukulele
that really became
a big integral part of the Larry Needle show.
She gave it to me for Christmas about,
I don't know, 15 years ago.
She's great.
Shoutout to Lynn.
Jet-setting
and making us all look like we're weak pussies.
Oops, sorry, cost. Dang it.
That's all right.
That's what happens when you're a heathen.
Yeah, I guess.
That's not what I was going to say, but...
Yeah, I mean, you know, birds of a feather, right?
You act like you're all godly.
You should have just heard what Larry told me to do to myself upstairs.
I am godly, by the way.
I want to thank Jesus
for letting me live another day.
Okay.
It was a great day. This Jesus guy, where's these steaks?
I got a beef with him. Okay.
You could get ahold of him anytime.
I bet you I could. I'll put the seatbelt on Jesus.
Put him in an arm bar.
Dude, that's what you're saying, man.
What do you mean, why should I say it?
That'd be awesome if he just showed up and put you in an arm bar.
He might just show up and do what?
Kick your ass, brother.
It's dope, man. You would love that, wouldn't you?
Yeah, it would be pretty good.
Jesus and I have double-teamed you,
but not the way you're thinking.
Actually, the way you are thinking.
You creep.
Here.
I don't stand by...
I don't stand behind any of this blasphemy
coming out of neither's mouth.
I don't stand by midgets because they're too short, right?
He's going to pay for this later.
I try telling them all the time.
You don't think Jesus doesn't know what a joke is?
Yeah, but...
It's not like I'm using his name in vain.
I'm just making a joke about it.
You've got to have respect.
I am having not the utmost respect.
You've got to have the utmost respect.
I don't know about that.
That's all hearsay.
I'll technically say that it was you
that was speaking on the microphone.
How will he know the truth?
He'll know.
Give me a second.
Okay. Hey, everybody.
Let's give Needle a second
while he looks at his phone.
Alright, so...
Shout out to Pugs at Tony Phil.
The only real-ass MF'er left in the world, man,
that had the WDF,
or the UN,
or any CIA...
Did he see his channel?
Slow down, Hot Rod.
I mean, you've seen these movies.
They take a little time to unfold.
This is a good one. I love this one.
This is a deep dive.
And I really don't... I hope you haven't heard the story
because it is amazing.
So we all know Pugs at Tony Phil from Pennsylvania.
Pugs at Tony Phil, yeah.
Pugs at Tony, Pugs at Tony, whatever, man.
Pugs at...
Whatever. Okay, so...
This guy, for some reason,
brought it out and then
saw it's fictitious shadow
that we would have six more weeks of summer
or six more weeks of spring or whatever.
Six more weeks of winter or...
Six weeks early.
So, shout out to the guy
who was on LSD who came up with this idea.
Yeah, because this sounds very far from that.
He was on some kind of tree root because they've been doing that shit
since like the 1700s and stuff, you know.
Yeah. But...
So they weren't really doing LSD, per se,
but they were definitely hallucinating.
Mushroom, who knows what they were doing.
They couldn't have been on anything.
The Indians had all types of stuff up their sleeve.
So...
You know about...
Didn't Biden drop Pugs at Tony Phil last year
and kill him? Or no, no.
It was de Blasio.
Married de Blasio Phil.
Ten years ago today,
de Blasio dropped
Charlotte.
And killed him.
Fuck yeah, literally.
Yeah, brother. It took a minute.
That's why I said the story has to play out.
I said I didn't know if you heard it,
so you had to give me a minute.
Dude, his SOB
dropped it in front of a tree.
What?
And killed poor Charlotte.
Oh, man. All right, P. Charlotte, the Groundhog.
And that thing was like...
She died in the line of service. That's true.
So her family gets paid off.
Yeah. And you know what?
It's a good thing Biden wasn't at the funeral
and they've been looking at his watch to get the hell out of there.
I think I saw the Clintons there, so
might have better set up.
They took him out.
They wanted six more weeks of winter,
so it could be so fucking...
They heard that she was going to run off with Pugs at Tony Phil.
They didn't want to wreck the game.
Chelsea was going to run off with...
They were changing.
Chelsea was going to run off with a...
Groundhog.
Pugs at Tony Phil.
Charlotte said she was trading fur technically.
And you know, those things are...
It basically looks like a tamed down badger.
I don't know if I'd want to be holding the
Groundhog either.
Yeah, you hold it like a fat baby.
You just put your arm... No, not like that.
You don't cuddle it.
You just said it might bite you and you put it that close
to your heart. Yeah. And your skin?
You see that... I mean, dude...
Hold it like this? No, you hold it
facing away, so if it attacks, it goes towards the crowd.
You don't point it at you.
You point it at me and you hold it like this.
I feel like how do you shoot a gun like this?
No, man.
When I'm going like this, how do you know which way
he's facing? Did you just
ask me which way in animal facial
construction? No, how are you going to know
which way I meant to...
First of all, his nose, eyes, and mouth.
You can face the other way, but you hold
them out like this. You don't hold them like a baby.
You sit holding like a fat baby. Yeah, because once you get
an attack, if you're holding them,
your face, your body,
if you're holding them... Look at Larry.
This is how I hold a... This is how you hold a
groundhog, right?
So, I mean,
if this bastard wants to go, you're the
guy getting it, not me.
Right? Yeah.
What do you mean, yeah?
How about this? I'm going to get a fricking groundhog
and I'm going to see you baby it.
We'll see what happens. Dude, I would go...
You're showing bandages next week.
I'm sure Pucks at Tawney
Phil is used to people handling them.
It's Charlotte. That's just from the movie
Groundhog Day. No, he's a real
guy. I know, but the one that he killed,
the Blasio killed was Charlotte. But Pucks at Tawney Phil
is a real guy. In Pucks at Tawney... Real groundhog,
you mean? Yeah. A real guy.
He's a real person. He's a cryptid.
Half groundhog, half
human. He's a crypt.
Okay. I don't know, man.
I know you don't know. He's real.
Pucks at Tawney Phil has been going on
for years before that fucking Groundhog
Day movie, which I haven't seen.
Oh, it's amazing. What do they do during it?
I have a feeling I know.
My wife explained it to me once.
She told me, I'll know
when you're lying to me. So, well, the deal
is that he
lives through the same day every day.
Yeah, but he has a proclivity for men.
No, he doesn't. When I lie
to you about this... I don't think Mary
is watching or moving toward it. I know, but it's
very back
shadow, you know what I mean? Behind
the scenes. Yeah, there you go. Behind
the curtain, behind the satin curtain.
So, what happens is... You can't get
me on that velvet rope. Well,
he's at this like gay party and he overdoses
on below.
I almost spit my beer out.
Dude, this is a real movie.
Okay? So then his ghost
haunts
this thing, but it's
Groundhog Day every day for the ghost.
So he has to go over, because he just gets
railed by all these dudes.
So that's a... No, not the Groundhog.
That would be funny if the Groundhog
was watching.
And that's what happened. Their spirits transferred.
So, isn't it Bill Murray?
Huh? No.
He's getting railed. It's like Evan Stone, I think.
Danny Agroir, the son?
No. I thought those were the
old school SNL guys.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So then basically,
it's like Groundhog Day, but every day
starts him just getting
railed and railed.
So
he's got to start his day like that.
So he learns how to
play piano.
He learns how to play piano.
He learns how to bowl. Because every day is the same.
He only takes one day to play.
But I mean, every day he wakes up.
He's just getting railed.
That's how his day starts.
I mean, that's a horrible existence.
But he had a good time.
And the end loved one. So anyway,
I mean, Bill, I got to say
You still got to talk about this?
Yeah, he was a good guy. And he was real.
He still is real. He's still alive.
Okay, cool. I believe you.
Every little place has a Groundhog.
Okay, yeah.
Well, because it's Groundhog Day, don't you get it?
We're going to keep talking about it.
Oh my God, Larry.
I swear to God, you're just talking me into this dumb circle.
Two spinning.
Okay, so 2014, February 2nd,
the animal slipped out of the
Blasio's hands and died from acute internal injury.
Ah, man.
I wonder if there's a video.
Yeah, yeah. No, it was on the news.
It showed him. Drop it.
Man, we need a screen behind us.
Okay. If anybody wants to donate for us to get a screen
so we can show stupid stuff while we talk about it.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Mary was watching it that day
because we were watching, you know.
Isn't it so funny? We're still
Americans revere a,
I don't even know if Marcell's real.
I don't even know what Marcell's real.
I don't know what that is.
Is he a marsupial? I have no clue.
I just said that. A mammal. I don't know what that is.
Yeah, he's a mammal, I think.
He said marsupial because it sounded real.
He's not a lizard, for sure.
I wish Larry's animal corner.
He's just going to name off animals.
Yeah, he's not a lizard.
He's definitely not a fish.
He's a groundhog.
Yeah, okay. Thanks for coming to that conclusion.
And what is that? Like a type of a beaver or something?
Like a hybrid plant?
No, it's not a plant, Larry.
It's definitely not a plant.
No, okay. I think you're going with that.
No, I don't think somebody took
what do you call it?
Oh my gosh. They made clones.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like they do with the plants.
I think just two animals just decided,
hey, we're in the same, it's like Stockholm syndrome,
sort of. We're in the same vicinity all the time.
Let's just see what happens.
The badger, like, raped a beaver or something.
I don't know what's our word in there, but okay.
Well, I mean, I'm sure it was consensual.
Maybe. I mean, in the animal world,
I don't think any of that stuff is consensual.
Dolphins. Dolphins.
Dolphins rape.
Yeah. They're like known rapists of the sea.
That is weird.
Well, I mean, that's very weird.
But you know, the cats do the same thing.
I think those are mammals, eh?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, look at that.
We're agreeing on something finally.
I think they had those dolphins
that speak English and stuff.
Whipper, you ever seen that show?
Dude, we talked about that one lady that
a P, what do you call it,
took care of a dolphin.
Didn't we talk about that? The house they flooded, remember?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How insane.
Yeah, no, you want to hear something just as insane?
Listen to this. Of course I do.
This is fucking crazy. I gotta sit back, man.
I gotta say, my ribs are broken, people.
Number eight and nine.
And I got kicked by this punk.
We already talked about that, too.
I got jumped, basically.
And I went to cry on my guy last night.
Man, it was kicking my ass.
Oh, I wonder why.
The only thing that really hurt was
when I threw a right elbow.
Yeah, because you're using all your muscles.
You're using completely different muscles.
But I think it's making it
become stronger.
Okay, I mean, if that's the case,
I think it's making it
stronger.
Instead of like stabbing pains once in a while,
I gotta continue with dull pain
throughout the day and night now.
So I don't know.
That's better or not.
You want to hear, listen to this crazy thing
that happened.
Well, let's hear it, man.
You keep telling me you're gonna tell me
a crazy thing.
Well, I mean, whatever.
And then you never say it.
Oh, shoot, man.
I'm gonna keep it phone.
So, Winsorp and Luella Kellogg
decided to raise a baby chimpanzee
called Gua
along with their 10 month old son,
Donald. Oh my god.
Now this isn't going good.
No, no, this was back in 1931.
Oh, yeah.
So it was intended to last
for five years.
I read the story, but I just wanted to get all the facts right, man.
But they had no choice
to pull the plug after nine months.
Because...
They started in 1931.
They had their 10 month old son
living with a baby...
Chimp.
But the chimp.
And basically,
they carried out like these experiments
where like they did like
cognitive skills between them.
Okay.
And the chimpanzee progressed
much further than the child.
No kidding.
The rate that they learned at when the
was quicker than a human being.
I see.
I should have stated that first.
I thought you meant like the thing was just
out thinking the...
Well, I mean compared to some of its cognitive skills,
I mean, it's comparable.
It just had more common sense at a quicker rate.
Yes.
And I mean, it's a wild animal.
The rate of progression has got to be
insane.
Well, you know, like a deer, a baby deer
and the thing is walking within, you know,
10 minutes, a half hour,
because otherwise...
They did like crazy stuff
to this. They did like reflexes.
Like reflex testing.
Depth perception. Vocalization.
Problem solving. Equilibrium.
Play behavior.
Like they treated them the same, okay?
The baby and the chimp got raised
as the same way.
And the chimp basically
raced ahead of the dude, Donald, the kid.
Okay, and...
Donald the dummy he was later known as.
I don't know about that.
But...
Let's say a chimp is smarter than you do.
And the chimp would respond to commands
like don't touch and get down, okay?
But when it came to human
speech, which they tried to teach it to do,
that's where it was lacking any progress.
It couldn't speak.
There was no way that it could...
Vocalize.
Not... could comprehend the words.
And like they would show it stuff,
it would point to stuff, but it wouldn't...
It couldn't vocalize.
Yeah, yeah.
So basically...
They said that... Okay, so...
The thing that got crazy
was that the human, Donald,
started imitating the chimp.
Oh my lord.
And it started following this chimp.
Monkey-C child dude.
Well, yeah, there you go.
They were on all fours,
climbing the furniture, doing crazy...
Like actually imitating...
Like one of those kids at the high school today
that wants to shit in a litter box.
They think they're a cat or something.
Yeah, but they're not kind of...
But they're not raised with a cat.
No, I know, it's funny though. Actually they are raised with a cat.
That is... I mean, that's kind of...
You would think about that.
Well, no, I'm talking about kids that...
Yeah, they're called furries.
Okay, but I don't know if they had the costumes or...
Oh, you can't wear costume to school,
which you would still ask for a litter box, right?
Right. Which is even weirder.
I mean, I'd rather you come
than rather piss in the corner like an animal.
So this kid was a great climber.
He could climb trees, he could climb up the refrigerator,
he could jump around on the couch like a maniac.
So this kid started getting animal-like behavior.
So then, um...
What do you call it? Ah.
It was this a scientific experiment
that was paid for by some corporation
or was it just their idea?
Well, they were two doctors. Okay, they were both doctors.
I think they were... I said that, right?
Yeah, you might have. Animal psychologists.
That's what they were. Ah.
Very interesting.
So they sacrificed their kid's well-being
by putting a champ in the room with them.
Yeah, I mean, they're still strong.
They probably tear him up. Yeah, definitely.
So then what happened with Donald, the kid,
was that he started biting his sister
and started wrestling her
and was very aggressive towards her.
So... Just like the chimp would be.
It's G-U-A, the monkey's name.
I don't know how to pronounce that.
G-U-A. Gua.
Gua. Whatever.
Gua. Okay.
So then, uh...
his behavior started to mimic this chimp
and they said it became more concerning
that the human was becoming more than the chimp,
than the chimp becoming like the human.
Yeah, yeah.
It was backfiring.
So basically, after nine months,
they began to fear.
So...
Another theory...
Well, the animal became stronger
and more aggressive towards the child.
In nine months,
that they feared for their safety of it
and they had to...
they got rid of it.
Well, you figure in nine months,
a year would probably be
when the chimp is at full power.
It's getting strong.
But this thing is just chilling.
They grow up a lot quicker than people.
But it's not in the jungle swinging.
You know what I mean? So it's still strong.
People are like, oh, it's just at home.
It's just an animal.
Their arms look like skinny little toothpicks.
Their muscles are like cables.
We rip your arms off.
Not out of the socket. It's literally off.
Like a little... like a ten-month-old kid
and, you know, it went on for nine months.
So the kid's 19 months old.
The chimp,
at that time, will be able to probably
rip the kid's arms right off.
Yeah.
And the kid's still a little baby almost, you know.
So why are all the animals? They're the strongest animals in nature.
Yeah.
Okay, so then basically they sent...
Those people sound crazy.
Yeah.
The money, the time...
Who does that?
That's in 1932.
1913 or 31?
31, maybe. Sorry.
I think it's 31.
31, yes, you are right, Larry.
Okay, so basically they had to get rid of
Gua or whatever.
Gua. Gua or whatever.
After they sent Gua away,
she died of pneumonia just one year later
at the age of three.
Oh, man.
Not much is known about the life of Donald
or the impact the experiment had on him.
It is known, however, that he tragically died
by suicide in January 1973.
Wow.
Aged 43
just one year after the deaths
of both of his parents in 1972.
Oh.
So there's...
Very tragic.
This Leroy Needle's episode took a very dark turn.
No, but I mean, that's kind of cool.
It's a cool...
We talked about doing stories.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one, man.
It's kind of in that realm of what we like.
Like fantasy, fiction,
I mean, like...
It sounds like it's fiction.
Do you want to hear about Jane Addams'
um, whole house on the south side?
Whole house?
Whole H-U-L-L house.
And she ran like an orphanage
and you want to hear about when the devil baby was there?
I mean,
what kind of question is that to ask a man?
Do you want to hear about a devil baby?
No, I don't.
So supposedly...
Let's just pick another topic.
So this lady, Jane Addams,
you know, they named school...
The memorial.
Yeah, they named schools after her and everything.
The Jane Addams.
Is that Bong still going or what's up with that joint?
Alright, dude, relax, man.
I'm telling you the story...
You know how he gets so aggressive?
I should tell your aggressive story
about when we went and saw Sam Tripoli.
What are you...
Oh, yeah, whatever.
So, where's the Bong?
The whole house.
Jane Addams ran this orphanage
and supposedly, you know,
and this is where like
single moms or something
or orphan babies
where their parents got killed or something
would bring their...
The babies would go to this thing
and Jane Addams was the lady that ran this place.
The madam?
She was by some of the fairest things going on there, man.
Anybody that wants to take care of a lot of babies,
they did something wrong with them.
Well, supposedly, this one baby
went there
and this...
I forgot if it was like a nun's baby...
Just story true.
Are you making this up, man?
This is Chicago folklore.
Alright, so it might be true.
It might be true.
It might not be true.
The truth of this story is it might not be true,
but so the devil baby is there.
This lady has this devil baby.
Supposedly what happened was...
How did she know it was a devil baby?
Well, Satan went to this bar on the south side
and one of the workers that
lived at this...
Satan's African American.
Well, no, this was...
It was still a pretty white neighborhood at the time.
This is a long time ago.
This is going back to like the 1920s
and stuff.
1910s, you know.
So it wasn't gentrified.
It was still gentrified.
It was...
You know, more like gun smoke would be
on TV, you know, like old Westish.
I just want to paint a picture.
It really wasn't the...
So the devil...
The lady goes off for a night of fun.
The devil bangs her.
She has a good time.
Squirts, whatever.
Geez, okay. I don't know why you had to add that caveat in there,
but we'll roll with it, okay?
And then...
She has the baby.
And the baby is born
with horns and hoofs.
Oh, that would be a horrible birth.
Yes.
I mean, come on.
It was horrible.
I'm not sure how the story goes,
but the lady that had the baby
might have croaked during childbirth.
You're sure she didn't have sex with a horse?
No, the thing had horns, dude.
Horses don't have horns, man.
Anyways.
So then the people in the community...
You didn't have to articulate that one anyways.
The people in the community were all up in arms.
They want to see this devil baby.
The women want to see it.
Yeah, it's an oddity.
And at that time, it was like the late 1800s,
early 1900s.
The women were pretty much ignored at home,
so they felt like if they could
go back and tell their families
about this devil baby that they would...
You know...
They would what?
Have some authority in their household, maybe, you know?
Because that's how long ago...
There's a scare tactic.
So this could be a wives tale.
Well anyways, so...
Of course, Jane Adams respected the baby
and never let...
But they let the people see...
They didn't let the people see, but then the baby died.
But they say if you go by
to this day,
past this place, it's on Archer Avenue in
Chicago,
if you go past this hall house
and you look up in the window of this
Adam's fucking memorial thing, you know?
Man, you are a great story.
You'll see this baby
looking out at you,
or sometimes the windows are all fogged up
and stuff. Real weird stuff happens there
to this day. I bet you it does.
That's why you were there. Real weird stuff
going on in that building. Whatever, man.
And that's the story of the devil baby.
And people think it was real.
People think it actually happened.
I mean, who... What kind of people...
People you hang out with, obviously.
The folklore
of that area of the city,
you know, people believe it.
It's a local legend. Yeah.
That's what I'm trying to say. The people.
I mean, I can't name who the people are.
Well, you should fucking hunt them down and find out.
It's a story that goes around. The kids that live up...
It's just like when you meet someone
that lives in New Jersey, they grew up
frightened out of their mind of the New Jersey devil.
You know about that, right?
I don't know about frightened out of their mind.
They believed it when they were walking home
that night. And they're walking
past some woods and shit.
You think that New Jersey devil wasn't going through their head?
I'm more worried about the Gilgo Beach killer.
Well, they didn't know about him yet.
I mean, there's so many serial killers going on.
You're going to worry about a devil, a New Jersey devil?
Well, you know, when you're like
14, 15 years old, 13,
whatever, you're walking home
from somewhere, you don't think
you're not thinking of the New Jersey devil?
You know, one van pulls up, you're like,
oh, it's the New Jersey devil.
Devil on the plates.
It's just easier to pick them up that way.
What is do not?
What?
Um,
What else tough guy?
Oh, you want more? I got something else.
Yeah, what else you got?
I got more nonsense.
Yeah, because this is the only thing
that you comprehend is nonsense.
I mean, geez, look at you.
You know what's great?
You're a road scholar.
Joe Biden's going to
East Palestine.
What's that?
Joe Biden's going to East Palestine a year.
The train crash please?
Oh yeah, I read about this.
I mean, you know what?
I had an album called
Hazardous Waste EP
by Larry O'Geen. Check it out.
It's always about the band, Larry. This guy.
The day after that should happen.
Can't go five minutes without talking about a band
or some dude that had his way
with them.
Uh,
I mean, come on. Isn't it crazy
that a train to railed in this town
at leaked toxic chemicals?
People, they hired
third-party inspectors to come in
and they were like, everything's fine, but the fish
are floating in the water, and people
are coughing and they're getting rashes.
It's like the government
thinks that we're just,
that we're stupid.
That we can't realize what's going on
in our own bodies.
I think that they,
you know, they've done so many scare tactics,
like putting these people
in jail and solitary
confinement for...
For G&6?
Yeah, for, you know, like political prisoners
and it makes them think like they're powerless.
What are they gonna do?
Three guys, four guys beat a cop up in New York and
More than four guys.
There was like seven or eight guys.
You know what I'm talking about.
If a guy on the apple takes a crap on somebody's
desk and gets six months,
six months, dude.
Come on. One guy drank a beer.
I think he got... He didn't take a crap on any...
Nobody took a crap on anybody's desk.
Where are you hearing this?
Yeah, there was a dude that shit on her desk.
No. Okay, what happened?
That didn't happen, man. Alright, well, okay.
I just wanted to do about it today.
Okay, okay, whatever.
Your source and my source might be a little bit conflicted.
Maybe, but regardless,
if he did that, they got a lot more than six months.
There's people that got, you know,
eleven or twelve.
How about these people
that are looking at eleven years right now
because they were holding hands and seeing
all the religious people. Yes.
Seventy-year-old ladies
with health problems and shit.
Isn't that crazy? That's like some money.
And they want to give him eleven. Yeah. It really is.
It is. It is. The old ladies.
We should be laughing at this and it should be
a comedy skit and it should be over and it shouldn't
be real, but this is actually happening.
What's going on right now? Art is imitating life
or life is imitating art.
Yeah. Unfortunately.
Comedy is becoming a drama.
But get into that he's still acting. It's crazy
that these people, they just let these people
get away with it.
The EPA let them get away with it.
The Railroad Company, you didn't
ever heard anything about payouts.
Like, I don't know how much they got, if they got paid yet.
But it's like. I doubt it.
I don't know. That's generational stuff.
Look at the water that's in the aquifer.
You know what I mean?
I saw the mayor
of east Palestine
talking to somebody or another.
I wanted something Mary was watching
and he's like, you know we
got people that are red
and blue, so
I had to
reach out to Biden.
It's not like Biden wanted to come there.
They actually got a hold
him and said, and he said, against my better judgment,
but he better have a whole lot of answers
and a whole lot of help, otherwise stay home.
Yeah, I mean.
But the people don't really, and you know,
it's great how he gets heckled everywhere
and everywhere just, you know, let's go brand.
Oh, he's the president.
That means you're not.
No, no, no, no.
That didn't happen with Trump, dude.
I'm not saying that it happened with Trump.
I'm just saying he's the president.
It's not because he's the president.
Yeah, it's because he sucks.
It's because he's a terrible president.
No, I mean, we all know that.
That's, I mean, do you, I mean,
if you can't read the writing on the wall.
Obama's a terrible president is what I should be saying.
He was a terrible president.
He was the worst president we ever had.
What do you mean by the Nobel Peace Prize?
And I believe he's multiple women children.
More than Truman.
Well, Scott, they all got the Nobel Peace Prize
on CNN for lying.
De Blasio got a Nobel Peace Prize.
I mean, it doesn't mean anything anymore.
No, just like.
I mean, they just took all the value out of them.
Everyone that had a Nobel Peace Prize,
it had a brain in their head.
Fauci got within or.
Yeah, probably every asshole in the world
that doesn't deserve one gets one.
The best people think it got one.
So anyone that has had one legitimately
that deserved it, that did something good,
is probably like rolling in their grave going, oh my God.
This, I wish I was alive to give my Nobel Peace Prize back
because these assholes just gave it a bad name.
Yeah.
Well, don't give anything.
I mean, look at, my favorite thing is that they gave
the Apollo astronauts a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
for television.
Well, because they're TV stars.
I know, but isn't that fun?
You couldn't even laugh at that.
You have to be so serious, don't you, Larry?
Well, people laugh at home if they want.
No, but isn't that funny though?
I mean, here's a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
for television because we had cameras in space.
Yeah, TV cameras.
Stanley Kubrick went up ahead of them.
The president just picks a phone up
and talks to the people on the spaceship.
We talked about this.
I know, but it's just funny though.
We're just going through all of the things
that if you don't, like, sometimes you, okay, listen.
I haven't always been the person I am right now,
and I will admit that.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes.
And once you start to realize things,
there are the coincidences.
I know you don't believe in coincidences.
I think it was severe from earlier.
Okay.
Sounds like it there.
But there's the lines, the connections,
the strings are very short.
They're not long.
Yeah, yeah, very short.
I mean, when you look back at things like,
what do you call it, when they came up on Jekyll Island
with the Federal Reserve, like it was all these bros,
like Crow Capitalism stuff.
It would be like if we had money and we decided,
let's make a good thing.
Let's buy this town and buy the paper
and we can manipulate it however we want to.
You know what they did initially is they looked through
and they found out what were the most important papers
in the country and then they bought them and...
Let's control the media,
because that's the easiest thing to do.
And pool the resources.
It's a trick as old as time.
Yeah.
It really is, because I mean, back then they did it.
King Tut did it, man.
The funny thing is, is all these places
are laying off these journalists and they're like,
oh, we're so upset.
It's like, well, yeah, because you're so biased
and you don't report fair facts and the truth
and you're letting your views get in your way of your writing.
And the other thing is the ratings...
If you're a good writer, you're gonna get a job.
The truth of it is the newspaper circulation
and the ratings go down and the traffic to their websites
for real news goes down because nobody wants
to hear the lies anymore.
Everybody could see through the bullshit
and they're losing money.
So they can't, they don't need all the...
Yeah, they don't need all these extra reporters
when you're not...
You know what I mean?
And you start bringing equality and equity
and inequity and stuff into your...
And it's real easy to write a Trump slashing article.
You know, I mean...
Somebody's gotta do something, right?
Because the way that things are going,
it does not look too good.
Because I mean, I got another good story about,
did you hear about that hack that happened?
No.
What do you call it?
You ever see that movie, The Hack?
I might have, tell me about it.
So this was crazy.
So a couple days ago, there was an attack.
So the FBI confirms it issued remote kill command
to blow out Volt Typhoons botnet.
So Volt Typhoon is like, I think from what I can assess
from this article is like an attack from China,
like a malware attack.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
So it attacks like...
Computers.
Which, listen, this is the furthest thing that I don't know.
I'm not comfortable talking about this.
I just want to talk about it because it includes China.
China.
And the internet.
The internet.
And our infrastructure.
So I mean, those are three things
that are very important to me.
You know what I mean?
Well, didn't they pass that $80 billion infrastructure bill?
For who?
No, you don't know about that.
Anyway. Who did?
China?
No, we did.
You know, Biden pushed it through
some infrastructure thing.
Yeah, supporting Antifa and Black Lives Matter.
Exactly.
That's what it's supporting.
And one electrical charger that they made for one EV car.
Yeah.
And I'll say, come on.
And then they just gave tax breaks
to the people in Nantucket and Montauk.
Martha's Vineyard too.
Yeah, because...
Well, no, because they've deemed them low income areas.
Low income, yes.
The houses are like 2.5 million, you know, average and stuff.
Well, I mean, come on.
That's a lot, bro.
I wish I had a good Nantucket joke right now.
Oh, man.
Let's see.
I don't know if we should...
Everyone knows that man from Nantucket.
Okay, I was trying to think of that,
but it escaped me for one minute.
What, you mean there once was a man from Nantucket?
Yeah, Nantucket joke.
That's what it just says.
Who had a dick so long he could suck it?
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it.
That's the one.
I'm so happy you knew that one.
That's gonna get us completely blocked off of you too,
but that was worth it.
I don't mind.
F, them blocking our free speech.
So the FBI infiltrated the operation
and harvested crucial data before remotely wiping
this system that came, and they're targeting
American Sicilian.
Hey, the Chinese!
What do you call it?
They're targeting American civilian critical infrastructure,
pre-positioning to cause real world harm
to American citizens and communities
in the event of conflict.
And this is real.
This is not fake.
This is not a drill.
Chinese are flooding into our country.
Flooding in.
We just talked about this,
that it's not just Hispanics or Mexicans.
Flooding in.
People from South America.
It's people from like Chad,
to Ghana.
And then from Venezuela kicking the shit out of our
police officers in New York.
Well, they come through the Darien Gap.
It's everybody.
They come through the Darien Gap,
and the Chinese have set up these midway points for them.
They fuel, they eat, they sleep.
You know, they get everything they need,
and then they send them through the Darien Gap,
which is crazy.
I mean, the people that are just coming into this country.
And you know what, I think Abbott, he's a W.E.F. pawn.
Yeah.
And so we already talked about that too.
Well, you know what's funny is when...
They're just doing the bare minimum.
When they had the Remain in Mexico law,
when Trump had that shit locked down,
and it was Remain in Mexico,
you know what Mexico did?
What?
They locked down their southern border.
Okay, well.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Well, you know, because they also didn't want all those
jag-offs walking around and fucking up their whole scenario.
The way that, okay, listen, I don't know,
I don't know any of the policies of this administration.
I don't understand anything about it.
I'm, you know what I mean?
I don't want to look into it.
I just know, I just see for face value
of what's going on.
Right.
But I'll tell you right now,
what's going on, face value,
from the beginning to right now,
is a complete destruction of American freedoms
and civil liberties.
They're taking away our freedom of speech.
They want to incorporate these people
that have no right to be in this country
because they didn't go to the proper channels.
Who don't like this country?
They don't even like it.
They've already been indoctrinated.
It's crazy that we're just letting, what are we at?
I'm looking.
Oh.
It's crazy that we just let these people in here
and nobody, like thinks that nothing's gonna happen
in four or five years, but you know what?
It's not their problem.
That's really how I think these people think
is it's not my problem right now.
Yeah.
Like they don't foresee the future.
Which, I mean.
Or care.
But you have to be a soulless,
sodomite to do that.
They are.
That's the thing.
They are soulless sodomites.
There's no doubt.
I thought it.
But I understand that you're gonna hit that.
Are you gonna like that thing?
Yeah.
So I understand that I love this country
and the people that are running it are,
I don't like them.
And they're running this country into the ground.
And it's gonna take, Trump is not the Messiah.
It's gonna take more than four years
to rectify the situation that these people put us in.
You know?
I know.
You know what's weird is my mom said today
and it's weird, cause she's an old lady.
She's like 80 years old, you know.
Shout out, Amarie.
And she's like, I don't see it coming back.
And you know, she's not the, maybe the most positive,
but she's not the most negative person either, you know.
Well.
And you know, everything is so fixed.
Everything is fixed.
Everything's fixed.
Every base, yeah.
Like even this Kelsey Grammer kid
going out with Taylor Swift and all this, you know.
Kelsey Grammer, I mean, he's an amazing football player.
I know I said the wrong name, right?
Yeah, I know I picked up right on it right away.
My gosh.
You know what I'm talking about?
Are you gonna hit that thing?
This kid from Kansas City.
You don't need any more of that.
Pass it over here, Kelsey Grammer.
That was a great poll, Larry.
And you know, that is just, my wife said it today.
She's like, you know, all these girls all of a sudden
are watching these games.
And of course, Kansas City is gonna be in the Super Bowl
cause it's fixed.
Cause I'm sure they all have some kind of pact going on,
you know, with the devil.
The most satanic thing, the most satanic ritual on earth
is probably the Super Bowl.
Idolization of false gods.
I mean, football stinks.
I watched, okay, I will admit that I did watch football,
but once they started integrating Colin Kaepernick politics
and telling me, just like we talked about before, dude.
I mean,
I'd like to get Colin Kaepernick on this show.
Colin Kaepernick.
Whatever.
Yeah, Larry Kaepernick.
I'd like to get him on this show.
You have to kneel down at the end of every episode.
Okay.
But, well, we were talking about that with the jerseys too,
the NHL guys, they made an American,
or made an American, I apologize.
They made a pride flag and then put their names on the back
and that dude was like,
I don't want my name on the back of that.
And they suspended the guy.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
All the teams in the league for this.
It's like forcing you to get something you don't want.
I mean, hey, do you want a Corona?
It's like, hey man, get a tattoo.
No, I don't want one.
Yeah, get one right now.
No, do you want a Corona?
No.
Well, if you don't drink this Corona,
then you can't work here anymore.
Okay, I'll have it.
Yeah, exactly.
And you're gonna be SOL
if you, because the current climate of the situation.
She got her hams.
Yeah, and we were getting back to the J6 guys.
The people, these people out there burning stuff
and looting and doing all this stuff,
they didn't get anything.
They're putting people in Seattle.
$10 million.
These free Palestine people who were just ripping down
fences at the White House, you know, a week earlier
than these people are sitting in a hallway
at an abortion clinic, which is terrible, man.
What's that?
Abortion, I'm really, I feel guilty about my past
and I think they're fucking horrible.
Dive into, divulge your information.
But at the same time, there are certain circumstances.
People do shit and they don't think about it.
Well, there's certain circumstances that it's okay.
All right, if say you're gonna have a child
that's mentally challenged
and you can't accommodate that child,
what's better for it?
Well, I don't know.
You can't give it to the state.
No.
Okay, that's your only other option.
Because I'll just use the kid for Adrena Chrome
and body parts.
If he's lucky.
I mean, that's the best case scenario.
Or beaten and sexually abused by the worker.
Why did you have to say the worst possible scenario?
You just, I love it.
The best is your eyes go blank,
like you're having a stroke
and then you look at me
because I know you're gonna say something stupid.
And before I could say, don't say something stupid, Larry.
You say something stupid, Larry.
You just blurt it out.
It's like you're in a black movie theater.
That's what it's like.
You're just blurtin' shit out.
You can't help yourself.
Man.
That's all right.
I love you, Larry.
You make me laugh.
I'm sorry I'm making you laugh.
Because I know your rib.
Yeah, it does hurt.
That's all right though.
Larry's a trooper, man.
So, but you can't,
oh, what time are we at?
We were at 42 minutes when I checked before.
It's weird because when I was at Cromagda the first night,
you know, and they couldn't believe I showed up
and Ray was giving me ice packs and stuff.
Here we go, look at it.
And then that,
Chris was like.
I was so clapped for you while you tell the story.
No, just shut up, man.
I'm so sorry.
You're distracting me.
I'm not gonna be able to.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're like a squirrel right now.
No, you're saying.
I shook my keys, you'd be all over the place.
Give me that.
Oh, now you're gonna withhold my weed.
You can slap.
Fucking prick bastard.
Oh man, that was two cuss words in a row.
Bastard ain't.
Just say it again.
It's not a cuss word.
It depends on if the AI is watching or not.
AI.
It's always watching.
Well, you don't believe in AI?
I believe in it.
If World War III isn't our demise,
AI's are demise.
Oh yeah, we're done.
We're just giving everything up.
I mean, they're basically.
I'm glad I'm an old man.
I know I don't.
You're not that old.
I mean, you're only 63.
But you know, I don't have a lot of time left.
Yeah, time is a constant.
It's not like I'm 20 years old.
I'm glad I'm not.
It's right.
You know, usually at this age,
you'd be like, I wish I was 20.
But right now I'd say, damn,
I'm glad I'm on the way out.
Cause fuck this shit, man.
This is a fucked up scenario.
Geez, man.
You're just like a sailor all of a sudden.
But yeah, I mean.
Sailor Larry.
Double-edged sword.
How about let's start another war
with the country that's nuclear capable.
And they're crazy.
And they hate us.
Yeah.
And we just read about that thing with the Mossad.
How Iran claimed that they had the biggest attack.
Iran infiltrated the Mossad.
Yeah, they had the biggest attack on them.
They had like over 30 operatives that were undercover.
I mean, that is the biggest hack
to ever happen to the Mossad, which is not good.
Because Iran said they did it.
They came out and said they did it.
Yeah.
So now we're gonna take our IP to all those people.
And we also know that the Mossad is also intertwined
in everything.
Every facet of our government.
They have long tentacles.
Every facet of every government.
Long tentacles, but not anymore.
The thing is.
Yeah, they exposed all their spies.
People that were exposed all of them.
But no, I think it was upwards of 30 people.
44, I think it was.
Upwards of 30.
Well, okay, 44, you're just gonna go on.
I like that number.
Better than 88.
It would have been better if it was 88.
But 44 is good.
Probably if they would have caught twice as many spies,
it would have been better.
But these people are just,
the funny thing is, is Americans,
or I understand we have,
like, okay.
It's like, if I told you a story,
I was like, listen, man, okay, there's this dude.
I mean, this guy's tall as hell, Larry.
And he lives in this cave, okay?
Okay.
And you know what?
He got these dudes together, 19 of them, okay?
And he said, listen, I'm gonna teach you,
I'm gonna send you to America,
and I'm gonna teach you how to take off and plane.
Yeah.
But you're not gonna learn how to land them.
This dude is really tall and skinny,
and he's got long beard and stuff.
Maybe.
I mean, we might not be talking about the same guy.
When I saw him, he was in a picture with George Bush
in a room and he didn't have a beard.
Tim Asman.
Ha ha ha ha.
So, I mean, you would be like, wait a second.
I know Tim Asman.
Why would these guys wanna learn
how to just take off with planes?
Well, because, man.
Why don't they wanna know how to land?
The United States said, hey,
we're gonna let you guys do whatever you want,
and then we're gonna blame you for it.
So, you'll never guess where these guys flew, Larry.
No, it wasn't Boca Raton or Palm Springs.
It was a World Trade Center of all places.
You remember that place?
Did they put a helicopter or a landing pad on the top?
A helicopter?
A helicopter.
Yes, Larry, they put a helicopter pad on top.
So, they land on it?
Who did?
The planes?
Yeah.
We'll talk at 727s, Larry.
How would a plane land on a helicopter?
Very hard, yeah.
On a helicopter.
I can't think of that.
How?
I mean, you see, you know what?
I think with a helicopter,
I don't think you could take out the World Trade Center.
I've seen Superman take it out,
and a UFO, Kyle Hibbler.
And then what else?
But the other thing is,
I saw King Kong jumping back and forth on that thing,
and it seemed to be able to handle it, so.
Oh, yeah.
I know, what was that?
Like, the first, it was from 1952, that movie you saw?
No, I think that movie was like from 75 or something.
The original King Kong,
the World Trade Centers weren't there yet.
He had to climb up the Empire State Building.
Hmm, that's a small fact.
So there was only one building,
but when they were coming at him on the newer King Kong,
the one that came out when I was a kid in color,
believe it or not,
and so they'd be shooting at King Kong,
and he's on one building, holding the girl in his hand,
and he jumped to the other building,
and grabbed onto the side, and bashed into the side real hard.
Did they play the video game rampage?
No.
That's what it was like.
It was a great video game.
So.
What you get to do was,
you get to go through this really bad neighborhood,
and just assault African American people.
Really?
And it's called rampage.
No, that was a joke and a horrible attempt at a joke,
and I apologize.
It's gonna sit, it sounds like a crazy ass game.
So basically, okay, so let's get back to one second
to what this typhoon thing was.
So basically it was, it used like US based routers
and IP addresses, so a router just in your house
or shit like that,
because I don't know man,
they targeted our communications, energy, transportation,
and water sectors, all those sectors man.
This is not good.
I heard something about this.
But this is not good.
No.
Like, shit is going down, and they're reporting it,
okay?
Yeah.
It's not good, it's what do you call it?
Um.
Imagine what's really happening.
And we're reading it now.
But we've already known that this is gonna happen.
Yeah.
There's no way, once you get ahold of our
It is like a movie.
It's not true, it's screwed.
My wife thinks it's gonna be like a movie.
It already is like a movie.
But she thinks it's gonna end good.
Okay, well, that's what she's hoping.
She's still thinking?
Yeah.
I mean, I appreciate that, right?
I don't want anything bad to happen to anybody,
but I'm more worried about World War III.
That's what I'm worried about.
I mean, people are like, oh, you're crazy.
But I'm, listen, there was an article about us
putting, starting to store nukes in Great Britain
that were 100 times stronger than Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
And that is, dude, if there was a nuclear war,
we'd be done.
I went to a Greek restaurant and had some Nagasaki today.
You should have just went to a sushi place and got a roll.
Nagasaki roll.
Yeah.
There you go.
I wouldn't eat that shit.
I don't eat the enemy's food either.
But you do though, you're a liar.
No, I don't.
My wife eats it, I don't like that.
But you go with her.
I don't eat nothing, man.
I sit there and I don't eat.
I eat the fortune cookie and I have some of the soup.
That's the enemy's food right there.
Wow.
It has Chinese writing on it, right?
You ate a bug, now we're being tapped.
You have been compromised.
I should kick you in the stomach to throw it up.
Oh man, that's not nice.
All right, we should be good.
Yeah.
I want to say thank you to everybody tuning in
and whatever you do on the computer.
I don't know what you call it.
What are you talking about?
Tuning in.
And...
What do you mean like to like, follow and subscribe?
Like, follow, subscribe.
I hate pandering like that and I don't want to do it
but I just reminded Larry.
I just wanted to say fucking tell somebody, that's all.
And...
I'm cool with what we have.
We're good, so...
Me too.
We're definitely good, man.
And we gotta say...
We'll never tell out.
Tom's free clinic, automotive and veterinarian.
I've unfortunately, I had two cats.
I said on the last episode,
I've had two cats cremated at Tom's.
Wait a second, you should be...
Oh, okay.
I thought you were going to a little row.
Not only was it, not only was it a great deal
but he gave me like a nice little charm.
St. Francis of Isis.
St. Francis.
And...
Shout out to St. Francis of Isis.
I should have brought the coffee can sound.
They come in this nice...
For the next episode, we will.
Put the cats up right there.
Nice little decorative coffee can.
So like when the...
So check out our episode next week.
The ground gets a little soft.