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So here we are again and we're going to do our second episode.
And I'm losing my voice so I'm taking some helium.
That's right though.
So helium should help you out.
So what should we do at the border?
Man, I like the shutting it down thing, but it's funny how Biden is wanting to cut down
the concertina wire that the governor had.
It's been proven to show that people can't get past it.
He's fighting Texas.
The Supreme Court said that they can't do anything, which is crazy.
Are we really at this point in time where things can be incited and our government is against
us?
It seems like the Supreme Court has been bought and sold and bought again and sold.
Yeah, it's disturbing.
You know, I hear these videos about the Constitution saying, you know, the states have the right
to defend their borders.
If the Constitution doesn't cover it, they can take over.
They can take over.
They can protect us.
Yeah, they can defend their borders.
We talked about this.
I got to really, you know, I actually have the handbook Constitution.
Whenever I purchase the gun or ammunition, I always get a copy of the Constitution.
That's what I love about the Second Amendment.
They supply with your rights as you buy them.
That's the thing, okay?
I mean, it is your constitutional right to bear arms and have free speech and to be happy,
the welfare of public prosperity.
All of these things are being thrown to the wayside for people that are not.
I mean, this country was built on foreigners.
Oh, one on one side.
You know what I mean?
And immigrants.
Yeah, otherwise we would be like, you know, Chippewa or Rappahoe or British.
We'd be British.
That's what it was.
Well, yeah, British were foreigners too at one point, bro.
And you have one right next to the sound board.
Well, you know, the crazy thing is, you listen to Biden's speeches.
Many years ago, and he's saying exactly what the conservatives are saying right now.
He's saying identical things.
And, you know, oh, the right is the evil.
Well, it's not even that though.
They hate one person so much.
And they condemned his followers as white nationalists and militia people.
Just like they did with Jesus, man.
That's how you know it's the right thing.
Well, yeah.
Kind of says that.
Yes, it is.
You know what I mean?
Well, the right side.
The bad people hate him.
So you know he's the right thing.
The lesser of two evils at this point in time.
We've given this guy four years to prove himself and what has he done.
And then you look at the guy before him.
I mean, $6 trillion in one year.
I mean, we have got to get rid of the Federal Reserve.
Why are they printing all this money when we can't pay for it?
The Federal is neither a reserve or federal.
Right.
It's an own entity that is not governed by anyone.
It was created by bankers.
Yeah.
Bankers people.
Bankers.
JP Morgan, the Roosevelt, Carnegie.
Bankers.
All of these people.
Because they had the family company.
They're the ones pulling the strings.
They're the ones pulling Nikki Haley.
Well.
Trying to get Kerry Lake.
They're these people that are trying to control everything.
They think you can throw money at them and solve the problem.
And most things you can't.
People and...
Oh, that's all it takes.
Illinois has been known as the most crooked.
One of the most crooked.
I mean, Bogoljevic.
Well, Bogoljevic didn't do shit comparatively to what goes on, man.
Really.
He got fucking framed up.
He was doing what normal people do.
He was selling a seat.
Normal people do.
No, no.
He got fucked.
He got caught up selling a seat.
He was doing what normal politicians do.
He was selling the shit.
Well, I didn't say he wasn't cool.
I'm just saying, you know, the guy did something.
Well, the reason they call Chicago the Windy City is not because of the wind off the lake
or something.
It's because of the politicians.
Yeah, politicians.
Wind up your ass.
And it's been called that since, like, you know, the 1800s and stuff.
And if you're gonna blow wind in my ass, at least let me know first.
Or you can reach around if you're gonna do it.
I mean, I wanna enjoy it.
Right?
I'm not gonna really sit here and take...
The funny thing is, the thing is now is that we don't have a vote.
Nobody has rights.
It's not democratic anymore, which is funny that the party is called the Democrats.
And they're like, we're all for your rights.
The old Democrats.
We're not gonna let you vote for a certain person.
We're taking him off the ballot.
It's real.
We're gonna go fight them.
The Houthis, we're just gonna send boats out to the Red Sea, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
And it's all taxpayers' money.
Every time they fight on the missile...
We're gonna choose who you get to vote for, but just us.
They're fine.
You get to vote on the person, whether it is left or right.
And we can do mail-in ballots just to make sure that everybody's voices are heard.
Just to make sure your vote is counted for correctly.
You know what I want to talk about?
Did you hear that they want to unleash Big Mike into the arena?
But why not?
I mean, at this point in time, does anybody have faith in who's running this country right
now?
Well, it's probably Obama.
Did you see the beam of Trump throwing the football and hitting Big Mike right in the
genitals?
No.
You didn't see it?
Like Uncle Rico?
I thought I said, yeah.
He threw the football, he threw it, and all of a sudden hit Big Mike.
And it's like, who are they gonna put up against this other old man?
He's an old man.
Their hell, Mary, was Nikki Haley.
Like seriously, I mean...
Well, they admitted the Democrats voted for her in New Hampshire just to take Trump.
I mean, we already just talked about this.
Just about every person they asked who voted for Haley, they said, would you vote for her
in the general election?
No.
How about...
We're not even in the WF saying that we shouldn't have elections anymore.
Because our AI official will choose it for us.
So the people that decide AI will choose it for us.
Yeah, they create the...
Yeah.
What do they create?
What kind of rhythm?
An algorithm.
Oh, wow, that's crazy.
It put him on the spot.
He just said, law algorithm.
Yeah, he forgot to say the wrong word.
I'm starting to say law algorithm.
I heard it so many times.
You know, back in the day, they would call it an allogorithm with the A in front instead
of an algorithm.
Okay, well, that's back in the day, but that doesn't have anything to do with how it was
now.
It's stuck in my head.
I was nuts.
You're old.
Yeah, that's what happened.
But at the same time, these people literally just want us to comply and not have a brain.
I mean, they're seriously just trying to force it down on their throats.
They're like, no, just take it.
Just take it.
Here you go.
Here's a pill.
This will make you happy.
Here's something.
This will make you happy.
And the sad thing is, 50% of the population is like, smooth feed me baby.
Yeah, they comply.
They're like lemmings.
Give it to me.
It's crazy.
Oh man.
I don't care.
How do you want me to take it from behind or in my mouth, you know?
Right.
And the problem is that some of these people will never be like, the Democrats like, oh,
we let these illegals in and all of a sudden now we have more votes for our district and
we can displace them and we can control them and do all this shit.
These guys are doing their own thing.
They do not care what's going on in government.
We all know that.
But we keep on plying them with money and pretending them the American dream, which
they've already taken away from us.
Even before the migrants came or immigrants came here, it was a shit hole.
Oh yeah, they were taking it.
It's inflation, the Federal Reserve promising that they're going to drop interest rates
and oh, next year we're going to do it.
Like, okay, come on.
Why can't you do it?
Did you notice how they even all the Venezuelan immigrants, they sent back the Venezuela?
They're like, wait a minute.
Because they know about communism.
They know about communism.
Yeah, they sent them all back.
They see the right on the wall.
They definitely see the right on the wall.
They're not stupid.
Are we going to hit that joining?
But like you said, these people that come from other countries and they're like, oh,
we see the groundwork that's being left here.
If anybody was from anything, there was any type of socialist in the country.
So Soros tried to take over paying radio stations in Florida, but so many of these radio stations
were people from Cuba.
They're like, we know what the fuck you're doing.
Right, hell no.
Fuck it about me.
Exactly.
We know what you're doing.
Like, I don't think so.
No.
Excuse me.
Which is good to hear because they understand the price of freedom.
The problem is that these people get money and then they try to...
And they sell out their own.
Well, not even sell out their own.
They try to implement these rules and these governing bodies.
Like if you look, you can always see money leads everywhere now.
There's a paper trail for anything, like this fanny lady.
She really thought that she was holier than God.
And then now all of a sudden this everything comes out that she's just a normal person
that broke up a marriage.
Yeah.
Well, that's a...
A homewrecker.
Yeah.
And then there was a woman named Nikki Haley who cheated twice on her husband when he was
deployed.
Nice.
Really?
Yeah.
What's her number?
Allegedly.
I mean, who knows what's real or who knows...
She's not the hottest one in the world.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Who's that?
Nikki Haley, but I would troll her.
10 years ago.
Yeah, Nikki Haley?
I'd sneak up on her.
I don't know if you should use that word.
I'd sneak up from behind.
If we were to marry in an alley and wait for her.
I don't know if that's the right terminology to use.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, she's a skinny ass bitch.
If a black van pulls up, we know the first guy to send there.
Don Anforth.
But at the same time, it's the correlation between...
Well, you know Nikki Haley's bad just because they love her.
Yeah.
Well, but who loves her?
That's the problem.
The little lips.
Well, but that's the thing.
She's...
She's a war monger.
Right.
She's what they want her to be.
She has a lot of donations from the...
She's viable.
She knows all the right answers for the left.
She's already...
But she's still burn brain.
I think.
She doesn't understand what's going on.
No, she isn't.
I don't know about that, dude.
She was very, very smart.
The people that she is, but she isn't.
Vivek is smarter than her.
Well, yeah, because he's actually...
Vivek is awesome.
Yeah, he really is though.
He's got issues too.
He's very smart to drop out and get on Trump's side very quickly, unlike DeSantis, who should
have waited four more years and tried to do something.
Well, Vivek is a businessman.
He's no domino.
But he's also...
Vivek is looking for the vice president.
No, no.
The vice presidency because he knows Trump can only go four years.
Vivek has eight more years where he can be a president.
But doesn't...
If you think about it, I mean...
Isn't it crazy that when we get to this age, you start to realize when I was younger,
I did not care that much about politics.
I thought it was great when Clinton was getting those jobs.
Yeah, when he was defiling women in the old law.
I wanted Monica Lewinsky to blow me so bad at that point.
Just because I thought she's probably really practiced.
Not at all.
He just picks out the...
I mean, he's a predator.
I know.
I didn't realize so, dude, at the time I was...
I know.
Like I just said, I mean...
We're in our 20s.
We are fucking predators.
I just paid attention to politics.
I never cared about where my money went.
You guys were in your fucking teens.
Yeah, wait, who's the comedian?
He's like, if you're starting to watch history movies, you're...
Changillus?
Yeah.
No, he's like, if you're starting to watch history and getting a history bubble...
He's like, I'm into the Civil War.
Yeah, he's like, that's early onset Republican.
And it's the truth.
Which is funny because...
His new stand-up is fucking lit.
It is.
But at the same time, when does...
You know, like art imitates life.
Life imitates art.
That's it.
All these other things, it's like...
They give us the game plan for stuff and they make it.
They write these books.
This is what's gonna happen.
This is where Edgar Cayce.
I see all this stuff.
I foresee it.
I've never heard...
I gotta get it.
Remember they said he did too much clairvoyance.
Too many readings.
That's why I died.
Yeah.
I'm so stressed for life.
Well, yeah, he was spreading the word.
Well, he did what he wanted to do.
He didn't charge people.
I don't know if he was spreading the word.
He was spreading...
I mean, he was doing what he wanted to do.
Yeah, that was for sure.
I knew he was a free spirit.
By healing people or telling people certain things, he was spreading the word.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, it was going against what everybody else was talking about.
Yeah.
You ever heard these things about the Baron Trump novel?
Yes.
I haven't heard of it.
It's a great adventure or something.
You know, and it's about this kid Baron back in the...
1889.
And he has a time machine.
But the Coral Eight?
Well, I don't know if he has a time machine.
No.
One of the books he does.
Yeah.
And there's a guy in there that could possibly be Donald Trump.
Well, they're saying the similarities are very close, but it's crazy that he named
his son Baron Trump, but then they're saying that the books more correlate him.
Like a pregnancy...
Yeah.
What do you call it?
But his kid Baron is cool as shit and he's really tall.
I don't know if he...
I've never met him.
Well, you know what?
He's young.
He's anything like his brothers and sisters.
He's going to be a good guy.
You know what?
They're pretty...
Like, if you go after a presidential family and you go after the children...
Usually there's a druggy, there's a drinker.
Yeah, you can't really go after these kids.
These kids are...
The round bush.
Roger Clinton.
Yeah, all of them.
But the problem is is you can't choose your family.
Not Billy Bush.
No.
It was Billy Carter.
Billy Carter, yeah.
Yeah, but they...
He said Carter, yeah.
But you can't...
Well, Clinton had a...
Yeah, he had a crazy brother too.
Yeah, Roger.
Roger, yeah.
Yeah, Roger Clinton.
But I like...
Dude, their kids are pretty stand up.
What do you know what though, kids?
Do some little linsky.
The thing is, the thing is if you're going to be into politics, you have to keep your
nose clean from the day you're born.
You cannot have any dirt on you.
And even if you don't have any dirt on you, people are going to miss kids.
Well, not today.
Not today.
You could be as crooked and dirty as could be.
I mean, look at...
Well, look at...
We just talked about Fanny.
Yeah, and how about Biden?
She's holier than God.
That's what she said she was.
And all of a sudden you give her two or three weeks and everybody digs this dirt up.
But if you look at...
And you know what's funny is the ex-wife of the guy that's coming forward like, yeah,
here's like some cruise receipts.
Yeah, here's all the receipts from everything.
Yeah, some hotel receipts.
Yeah, yeah.
This from a vacation here.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know, the guy's so smart to put it on his credit card where the wife is going to
have...
Well, what that's what people do, I understand.
But...
No, but people like they get so just like...
They're full of themselves.
Yeah.
They get so cocky above everybody else.
Like, yeah, I'm doing this.
Why would the government investigate me when I'm just doing my own thing in my own district?
And then all of a sudden all this stuff comes out.
Because now you're going after Trump.
Yeah, no, you're part of a bigger picture.
She just spewed hate, spewed hate.
And that's a problem.
They took it to the next level where they should have never took it.
If they never took it to that level, they'd go unnoticed.
Well, that's the thing.
Well, and she decided to be the prosecutor and be like...
Oh, spoken.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the thing.
You know what I'm going to do and I'm going to do this to this person and then you're
going to tell me a man, who was the ex-president, can't dig up dirt?
I mean, not even dig up dirt.
All you got to do is just scrape the soil with some of these people.
Yeah, right.
You just either look at the surface.
There's no rhyme or reason to what anybody can be bought for anymore.
Here's a...
Man, I wish I could remember.
There was a guy in Jersey and I think he got bought off with pizzas and like food.
Nice.
A councilman or...
It might be the man.
I wish I would have looked it up.
It sounds like a Chris Christie thing, but he sounds a little too smart.
I mean, that good old man-knuckle guy.
He's already got his food stand.
Yeah, he'd give him two bourjols and he'll do whatever you want.
That's it.
More sauce monkeys, let me tell you.
Giving the Italians a bad name.
Wow.
Yeah, seriously.
Yeah.
I mean, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting somebody who's been bribed in the
Senate or Congress or...
I mean, they basically...
Well, there's a few good ones.
A few stand-up people.
Well, as far as you know, they haven't got caught yet.
That's the thing.
Everything's out there, man.
Well, not really.
You know that Pelosi does insider trading.
That's not a secret.
Well, I...
You know that...
Yeah, just like AOC was a bartender and she's got 25 million dollars.
That's no secret.
You know they'd laundered money in Ukraine.
You're gonna...
Dan Kurchoff.
Everybody does a back alley deal, backhand deal.
Everybody wants to make money.
But in the old days, if they found out about that stuff, you'd be locked up.
Now the guy, you know, hey, that's cool.
Let's vote for him again.
Well, no, the thing is, there's like a code between Republicans and Democrats.
If you do something wrong, you're gonna slap.
If I do something wrong, I get a slap and that's just the way it is.
We look out for each other.
That's how it is out there.
Well, not necessarily.
If you do something wrong and you're on the wrong side, you're going to prison, they're
gonna get you in shackles at the airport or drag you out of your house.
Yeah, that's a few like a Trump guy, but most of them get a slap and they get away with
murder.
How about that dude that just got busted with all the golden stuff in his house?
Yeah, Hernandez.
Yeah.
Oh, the wife and the...
Yeah, that's...
Okay, so here's a great story.
The owner of exotic beauty honey traps warns China's spy agency.
Wait, China's spy agency warns of this?
So who are they warning?
Yeah.
Your guys are us.
A man called LISI, I think that was ensnared by foreign intelligence agencies who used
attractive women to draw him into compromising position.
Oh, they were using a white girl.
Hmm.
Very, very exotic.
Well, yeah.
Listen, you think these guys are...
Some of these people are not exactly attractive.
Well, you said it, I mean...
Some of them very bad, you know, we talked about this.
Yeah.
You have proclivities for such things in life, you know, and people are going to...
Is it extrapolate them?
No, but...
Extract them.
Yeah, extract them.
Well, dude, that's right.
The whole Russian...
Dude, the Russians, they knew this.
They were teaching their spies...
Leave my boy Putin alone.
Well, they were teaching their spies.
Meadow, talking to you.
How the fuck?
I know you.
Like, if you knew how to bang, they were teaching them all the tricks.
You know how to bang?
I mean, come on.
It's so funny.
The Russian chicks are usually really hot.
They're pretty...
Yeah, and when they can diddle things, they're pretty good.
They can diddle.
Then they're even prettier.
That makes them beautiful.
Yeah, easily.
They can...
Okay, what do you want me to do?
The whole thing is, they get them in these compromising positions, and it's all about
pillow talk.
These are pros.
They're going to make a really good thing in a minute.
And then they lay down with them.
The guy gets the place and he talks on the phone in front of her and comes back.
The girl's like, long, you know.
Impress me.
Yeah, impress me.
How much control do you have?
How much money do you make a year?
What do you do again?
What control do you have on the government?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, what is your...
I don't understand it.
You and I, we're talking like...
Yeah.
We're talking like dumb Americans, but I'm sure there's more significant, easier ways
to get information out of them.
I'd be corrupted in two minutes by a crazy good woman.
You know what, I wouldn't have Russian women though.
That's a super easy way.
Well, I'd be lying to them, but I'd be corrupted.
I think you're sitting in the bar and some Russian chick comes up to you and she's like,
hey, do you want to have relations?
And you're like, well, I don't think it starts with that.
I'd be like, yes.
That's not the first words I hear about it.
I'm going to tell her whatever she wants to hear.
I know all the codes.
The funny thing is if you told her all the wrong things...
That's what I'd be telling her, because I know...
She'd be picking on the wrong person, but...
I learned she messed up.
They know who they're going after.
Yeah.
They know who they're going after.
That guy...
It's like getting on.
That's being basketball chick.
I am Eastern European.
Wall.
Did I tell you?
Elon Musk's point.
Nobody had nuclear weapons.
He could have taken over the entire world.
He could have risked...
We seriously could have taken over every single country in the world at that moment.
But here's the thing.
Listen...
They dropped the first couple of bombs.
I don't know.
They were in charge of a war.
What's his name?
He's an amazing movie.
It was a buzz-all star with...
It's a buzz-all star with...
People landing on the...
Nixon talked to him on the phone.
He talked to him on the phone.
They weren't worried about...
You can circumvent the map, the plane of the earth, from the south, but you cannot do it from the north.
How about the Arctic Circle?
Why is it called the Arctic Circle?
It's not a globe.
It says in the Bible, God spread the land out on the void of the water from the north power.
It's a world wide fix-up.
There's something going on there.
It's a world wide fix-up.
He had a map that showed the flat layout going around like the UN map.
The UN map is completely different.
It was the map I saw.
It's not really the Great Wall of China.
It was the map I saw.