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Alright everybody, welcome to Larry and Needle's show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needle.
We got Kiki with us as you can see.
The fact that we're third Mike and a special guest.
Very special day today.
My daughter.
My wife.
Very nice.
She doesn't want to ruin her life so she's not going to be seen on camera.
But we will hear her voice.
Mary.
I'm already lunar.
My wife, Mary.
I'm with you.
I mean we all know that.
And our kitty.
Hi, Mary.
How are you?
Hi.
So distracted just by the cat.
Kitty was saying everything too.
Very silly.
She said hello.
She's like what's going on down here?
I want to be down here too.
Yeah, that's alright.
So we're going to have another three episodes and three days.
Two days actually.
So we'll see how things go today.
How's everyone doing?
Oh man, I'm doing great.
Well, we took a nice ride today.
Actually nice to go down to the sea.
Took about an hour back and forth.
I love it.
Zero degrees out.
Yeah, I mean come on.
Minus nine.
Couldn't get any worse, could it?
Oh man.
It's nothing like what they're doing to the people at the caucuses though with the harp
weather machine, you know.
Do you think it's harps behind it?
Well, I don't know who's behind it but I know harp is the mechanism they use.
I mean, that's just control the weather.
I don't know who's controlling the harp machine but somebody is.
Someone's at the helm, right?
Yes, somebody is at the helm.
It's not us.
Definitely not us.
I mean, just me.
Well, they hate me.
I just want to say to our listeners, if Larry was at the helm, you would all have the best
weather you could possibly want.
88 degrees out all day long.
Every day.
All day long.
Night time too.
Night time also?
Oh yeah.
Should we start with something funny right off the bat?
Yeah, it never cools down in Larry Land.
You should know that.
No, oh man, it's always hot hot hot.
You're like Buster Poindexter.
That's right.
So, there's this lady, I was reading this.
There's so much craziness going on in this world.
This woman who lives as a full-time baby in England.
We mean full-time baby.
She lives like a full-time baby.
Yeah, like she acts like a baby.
The best is in England they call diapers nappies.
Yeah.
You gotta marry.
You gotta pay attention to the stories so you can even check.
So, 230 pounds a month on nappies on diapers.
And she soils her nappies?
Yes.
And she does this for people to pay her.
And the 230 pounds is more money and be more dollars.
Yeah, so it equals out to about 300 American dollars.
So she's a content creator.
Of course.
Shout out to Paigey Miller, which sounds creepy.
That's heck, doesn't it?
I mean...
What does she look like?
She looks like this.
She looks like a baby.
She's not too bad.
She looks like a baby.
But you hit the picture, you can look at it better.
But so basically this lady is making content for adults.
And she does flangey on giant sized bottles like that.
So...
Okay, I don't know about that.
Well, that's what I'm seeing.
I mean...
Well, it looks like she's just drinking out of a bottle.
To me, it looks like she's...
But there's actually people that are into this.
Isn't that disturbing?
Yeah.
Can you even show that?
Yeah.
Like, does that mean she's crappin' in her nappy?
She sleeps in a crib.
Mary, remember when we were laughing our asses off one of those daily talk shows, had the
full grown men that were in giant high chairs and dressed as babies and...
Do you remember that?
Yeah, there's a whole fixation and fascination with that.
It's a fetish.
I can't remember what it's called.
Come on, if you can think it up, there's a small percentage of the world that is into
it.
Yeah.
That's the amount of nerve-writs out there.
And the internet just intertwines.
Right, with the magic of the internet.
Put some together.
The magic of the internet.
I don't know about that.
That's the worst thing that ever happened to us.
That's how...
That's gonna be the decline of society right there.
That's how guys like you find those sites.
I don't find these sites.
I do not search them.
They come to you.
Yes, they actually do.
My friends send them to me.
Well, no, not in his feet.
It's the algorithm.
The algorithm.
The logarithm.
I almost said that.
No, he's rubbing off of it.
Once you start looking up weird shit, your logarithm starts feeding you more weird shit
and it gets weirder and weirder.
That's the thing.
Well, yeah, we could have tried to stop swearing for a couple minutes, but that's okay.
So she basically just makes content for people to watch her sleep in a crib and then somebody
changes her.
I get the whole like, sleep in a crib and changing.
I don't get that at all.
I can get how people are into that stuff, but like the whole wet and her nappies or whatever
and whatever.
Wet and her nappies using a diaper.
Yeah, that thing.
I don't.
I mean, if we call, I mean, it's really, really weird how society is coming to this point.
It's filthy.
Yeah, it's very filthy.
It's fucking filthy.
I mean, yeah.
It's gross.
Kind of like you guys.
No, I don't know about that.
Could you speak up over there, Miss?
I said it's stupid.
It's strange.
It is very fucking stupid.
It's a fetish.
I mean, man, you're just firing off, aren't you?
Well, I'm agreeing with Mary.
I mean, to piss and shit in a diaper is fucking stupid.
That's where I draw the line.
If you can use a toilet and you know how and you're doing that, then something's definitely
mentally off.
I think videos of cats and dogs using toilets and these people can't do it.
Yeah.
But then, so I'm thinking like, remember they had that thing about where they had the, they
were going to try to have, they were going to give pedophiles actual dolls of children.
Oh.
Do you remember that?
No.
Okay.
So there was this company.
To lure them into like a dungeon to burn them or something?
No, because what they wanted to do was they said that, well, if we give them this doll,
then they won't act out on their fantasy.
Oh, bullshit.
You know what I mean?
That makes sense.
I'm just telling you what, this is what's going on.
This is another good government funded plan.
Yeah.
Well, I don't think it was the United States.
That we're doing in like Peru or something.
Because the way that the other countries treat pedophiles is completely different how we
do it here.
Well, here's the thing.
The people in charge of the laws here are fucking pedophiles.
Okay.
They're a bunch of pedophiles.
Oh, that's been proven the Franklin scandal.
I mean, Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah.
I mean, we're right in, I mean, we are dead smack right in the center of a huge pedophile
ring going on right now.
Let's get back to the story before this because I wanted not to mention our cats not only
use the toilet, but they use the bidet.
So they're very, very sophisticated and well mannered.
They're Japanese cats.
Uh-huh.
Very honorable.
So is the internet good for stuff like this or does it perpetuate a cycle of people acting
out their fantasies and then not being able to, you know what I mean?
So they get content, but then they actually have to get down to a hard cat.
Because it's so easy to get and then that becomes nothing because you're jaded and,
you know, whereas before, you know, back in my day, you have a couple of girls in school
in your wank bank.
You didn't have any fucking computers or whatnot, you know.
And it was a lot more printed.
Exciting.
When it's in DCRs, nowadays they're getting inundated with the stuff and it just makes
it, it just so gross.
Desensitizes you.
Yeah.
Everything.
It's a whole cycle of like, this is what people think this is what women want or people
think this is what men want.
You know, they want a big bot.
They want big boobs.
They want big lips.
Like I said, I've been looking at those webcams and some of these women are grotesque with
the size of the boobs.
Yes, yes.
And the lips that they get and the injections and the way that they manipulate their body
because they think that that's what men want.
Can you say overboard?
And here's here's the other weird part about it is all these chicks nowadays, like the so
called hot ones on TV or the models all have that same puffed out lip.
Like they just got hit with a boxing glove or something in the women's world.
Like duck legs.
Or like dance gear.
They get injections.
Pretty soon they all look exactly like that.
They all look exactly alike.
And then there's no there's no mystique or variety.
And then all of a sudden it'll turn back around to the average chick is going to be the one
that sought after in the future.
I don't know how long into the future.
Well, it's just like with clothing.
It all it's all cyclical.
Like, you know, chicks are wearing that now they're back to baggy clothes and you know,
I mean, like dressing like the 90s.
But the truth of it is.
Yeah, mom jeans and stuff.
Natural natural is always the best in all that plastic surgery is just fake shit.
And their personality is usually reflected because they're so they're so they're so
vain.
They're dead inside also.
I mean, these chicks sit in front of a camera all day and they're trying to entice men to
spend money on them, which is working well.
Well, I mean, it does because it's at your fingertips.
Best thing we were watching Jimmy Fela.
He's got this little comedy show on Saturday now on Fox and Emily Capone.
You said just what you said needles starting only fans page with your feet.
She told some guy and the problem is that everybody thinks that they're going to make
money off of the amount of money that they make the top one percent makes like, you know,
$500.
You know what I mean?
There's not that much money to be made.
Totally degrade yourself.
It's over saturated.
The market is completely over saturated.
Just like with music.
We're talking about that with the guy.
Like there's no, I mean, okay.
So you could, I mean, there's a whole thrilling thing of seeing your neighbor naked, maybe
or doing stuff like that.
But then it just becomes, you know, old cat with the music.
The thing is the true, true music fans will always want the music with the soul written
by real people with feeling and feeling in every note.
And then the song, the people that are the fan of the hit song, they will suck up the
AI songs like like it's hotcakes, man.
They won't even notice though.
That's the problem.
They won't even know this.
They're going to throw it in there and they're like, oh, the radio plays it.
And it's in the top 100.
It's already done.
I'm sure.
You don't even realize it.
You know, it's like nobody's just like we were talking about those AI models.
The red hot chili peppers will come out with an AI album.
Well, everybody will eventually.
It's not me, baby.
Society is the key.
Well, but you might not even have a chance because AI is working against everybody right
now.
It's creating a profile on everybody.
It's all.
I wouldn't do it if I didn't have the chance, man.
That defeats the whole fun of.
Because you have to think like when we do our transcript for a show, it goes through
AI.
So they're already banking.
Well, that's a lot different than having to write music and words to a song for you
or, you know, riff.
I mean, you want to have, you know, it's like saying an artist instead of getting artwork
painted by a person just from now on, AI does all the pain.
And it has been.
There's AI art.
There's AI books.
But there's their value to that.
Or is there any worth?
I mean, yeah.
If someone's society are idiots and they think it's done by somebody else and they buy it.
They don't care.
There's always going to be people trying to make money off of something, right?
And what's the best way to do sex sells?
You know, but there's so much of it and it's over saturated with cells, but who's going
to, you know, there's so many people on the market that there's so little of the pie that
they get.
It's not like in the old days in the seventies where there was 10 porn star guys and 20
chicks and they all were in every movie and they fucking made bank.
Now there's every single thing you see is someone you never saw before.
And there's a million of them.
You have to fall.
You get fans.
Nobody's making any money.
And it's hard to get fans because it's over saturated.
Well, it depends.
You have to have a niche market.
Like if you were a celebrity, some kind of freak.
Well, that's where like this broad, she's going to the extreme.
She's definitely taking it.
She's wetting a nip.
Or whatever you call it.
She already did.
She ran the, she already ran the gamut on only fans with the money.
With the other stuff.
And now she's like, okay, I need an angle.
Yeah.
I bet six months ago she was probably just doing normal regular stuff.
But imagine the creeps.
And then you have to interact with these creeps.
Like, oh man.
But you don't have to meet them.
Well, I know.
But I'm just saying you still have to talk to them.
That's all the problem that people don't realize is you just don't start in only fans.
You have to interact with these people.
Man, do you say hire people and hire teams to interact?
Some Indian guys are sitting there interacting with some other Indian guys.
You know what I mean?
Like somebody's still interacting, which is even crazier when you think of that.
You just pay some Indian guy.
Ooh, play, play, boy.
A couple of rupees to do everything.
That's all right though.
No, it's two guys next to each other talking to each other.
There he was letting me do my only fans thing when I wanted to start it.
The foot fetish.
Yeah.
You got some nasty feet too.
Dude, I could be a fucking foot model.
What are you talking about?
No, maybe in the Flintstones here.
Looks like you've been stopping calls with those things.
Size 13 fucking smooth.
No bunions or great.
Size 13.
Now it's going to go through the country.
So everybody on the internet knows before we started this and turned the mics on, my
wife would not shut up.
I'm like, man, we got to get you on the podcast.
Now she's staring at her phone.
She can't see her because like I said, she doesn't want to ruin her life or reputation
by getting seen.
But thanks, Mary, for being such an awesome guest.
Well, I was listening to the conversation and I don't have much to add.
Okay, not yet.
So here we'll go.
We'll give her something to add to that.
How's this?
So disease acts.
All right.
The World Economic Forum to plan response to whatever big pandemic is next.
Yeah.
So they're putting all their chips on another big pandemic.
Yes.
All right, Mary?
Imagine that.
Imagine it could kill 20 times more people than the recent, what do you call it, a beer
virus.
And I wonder how they spread it.
What's that?
Surveys have virus.
How it gets out.
Well, I mean, just like before we had to figure it out, they're just keep on sending people
over here.
All they have to do is infect one person with it, right?
And they'll spread like wildfire.
But what would they talk about the Olympics?
Well, the Olympics were one of them also sporting events.
They're seeing.
I mean, there's it's all hypothetical, right?
These people are just coming up with theories that not really.
I mean, they give us the groundwork in the playbook for everything.
And eventually it's going to happen.
That's spars playbook before it ever happened.
And those are, yeah, or yes, SARS.
And it came out basically.
And again, like we were talking in the green room, Piki, the that's their way to get around
the karma is they tell you they're going to do it.
And that way they feel like if you fall for it, you're full.
So now it's not on them anymore.
No, they like their hands clean of it.
We warned you.
Yeah, we sort of you just didn't listen to a movie about it, you know, you guys all
watched it.
Now you're all cool.
They'll think of a million ways to get around God.
So I mean, these godless, you know, what I'm talking about.
People are working on these things all day long, scientists and stuff like that.
Like they're just mutating viruses and mutating viruses.
And they're telling you that, OK, this might happen if this leaks from a place again, you
know, what a sad thing is our tax.
It's so dangerous.
Well, yeah.
And the WHO is completely perpetuating another cycle of this.
They're all tied hand in hand.
It's like hands across America with these people, you know, that's just a big circle
of these guys that they should realize that they can't contain it.
It's going to affect them too.
Right.
And that's the problem.
They just don't care.
Well, well, they're in their own world.
Yeah, they are.
But they're going to be in their yachts.
They know it or something.
Yeah, they'll know how to get away from that.
They disappear for a little bit.
But you'd think that, right, Mary?
Like it's going to come back to them.
Yes, as it should.
Well, just like with what you're talking about with AI and stuff, how you just let it into
your house and how all these people are pushing for it.
Oh, oh, I saw a real interesting thing.
Did you send me that?
They said on the the Samsung phones when you take a picture of the moon.
Oh, we were watching that earlier.
Yeah, that it replaces the so-called picture of the moon with an AI image.
No, no, no.
If you take a picture of a circle and white circle, but when people take a picture of
the moon and they're going, oh, look at how sharp it is.
It's not even a picture.
It's AI generated.
Yeah.
AI generated.
This guy did an experiment where he took a white circle, taped it on his wall, took
a picture of it.
It filled in the moon, even though it was in his house on the wall.
As a figure, you were taking a picture of the moon and it just wanted to be like the
best camera ever.
So it's giving you a bullshit picture.
Yeah.
It's just once, you know, I mean, it's all.
So it's lying to every time you take a picture.
Yes.
It uploads the image no matter what.
Every time you take a picture of the moon, it loads in its AI artist rendering.
Yeah, it just has a picture of it already.
It's stock photo.
So it looks like it's getting a crazy, intense zoom detail picture of the moon when it's
bullshit.
It's all the same from every state to every country.
It's a digital replacement circle that goes over the circle in your picture.
It's another one of the things that AI does.
Yeah.
I mean, well, they lie to us every day.
There's, I mean, the thing we want to talk about is, we call it the world's fair.
That was pretty interesting.
Are you talking about the old school stuff back in the day?
Yeah, the world's fair today.
We were looking at some stuff about the world's fair today.
How are they high all this stuff?
Chicago and how, like in St. Louis, they built this incredible thing.
They knocked it down two days after the fair.
It's one building.
They called the demolition crew in from Chicago and they blew it up with dynamite.
Yeah.
How about this?
They built that one building in 53 days.
The thing was like 40,000 square meter building.
It was crazy.
It had all the nails in front of it in Chicago.
Yeah.
52 days.
And then they just got rid of it like it was nobody's business.
This is how they released electricity too.
Yeah.
And they also had electricity.
The first, these people never say bullshit, you know, well, they have pictures of every
thing though.
They realize, I don't know.
And the thing is they showed, they said they had more electric lights at this thing than
all of New York City combined at the time.
And they had moving sidewalks and all these different attractions.
And then they just knocked it down.
And they built it in less than two years.
Yeah.
The whole thing.
They said that they had solid gold statues of women.
But they're speculating.
Speculating.
That they had that.
And they have a statue with 500,000 light bulbs in it.
Oh yeah.
The statue at the top of the test look.
I don't know why I didn't know that that happened.
It's like a Mandela effect sort of thing.
Like, okay, it might have happened.
It might not have happened.
We're going to tell you what, you know, this might be true.
This might happen.
Well, but the fair though, it was for the rich or the rich or the rich.
Well, they had, it wasn't just for the people.
It was for the people.
I think you could walk in and get free.
Yeah, for the people.
Yeah.
I don't know if they made any money off of it.
Well, they might have had some money making side attractions, but for the rich.
But for the most part, you could walk and enjoy the architecture and walk around.
Yeah.
They were saying in Chicago, they had to drive in these 10,000 wooden stakes, like meters
deep.
Till they hit some solid ground.
Because it was a swamp where they built it.
And then now there's no remnants of anything.
What do they say?
They're all in the land.
700 acres worth of buildings in less than two years.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
700 acres.
And they show the inside and the outside.
I mean, these people had to be working 24 hours a day.
Wait, is there a book about this?
And then why would they wipe it all clean and not let us know about it?
That's the weird thing.
You would think that they would want to keep this.
Or like you would sign like a book where people wrote about, here's what really happened.
Right.
Well, they, I mean, but they said that the crews came in and just destroyed it with
dynamite.
Like blew it all up for no reason and put it into a landfill.
What years was this?
This is like, you know, one of them was 1888.
The one in Chicago was 1901 or something.
Something like that.
Yeah, I think so.
The one in St. Louis was like 1905 or four.
You know, every so many years they did.
And they did all over the place.
And this one was, and the one in St. Louis was all based on Tesla.
That was the one they did in 52 days, the Paris one.
Well then they keep on saying like, how did they get this electricity from Buffalo, from
the, what's that, the, the, the fall of the Buffalo?
Like.
Well, it's Buffalo.
That's kind of close to.
Yeah, but still.
But they didn't have wires.
Yeah, back in the day.
Well, they were using DC electricity too.
Yeah, they had sub stations all over the place.
No, no, no.
No, they were, they could, they probably used AC.
Tesla was AC.
What was all about Tesla?
No, Tesla was DC.
No, Tesla was AC.
No, no, no.
No, no.
100%.
I know that for sure.
Okay.
No, Edison, because he was the fraud.
Because I remember, they remember when they shacked the elephant.
Yeah.
Okay.
And the Westinghouse company was bad.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was dangerous.
It would kill you.
Okay.
That's the dangerous company.
Don't go with them, but really that's the one you want.
You need to do an electric shock and elephant to do something.
I fell asleep to a Tesla program last night.
I don't know why.
Did you really?
I mean, I do remember, as an electrician, I do remember Edison was DC.
Yeah.
They have a shirt that says AC DC, like the band logo on the under or above each side.
It says Tesla.
AC is Tesla and DC, it shows Edison.
Yeah, like a face.
Chris wanted that so bad.
Yeah, that is cool.
What do you call it?
I'm pro Tesla.
Me too.
He was a cool guy.
But you know, there's probably something weird and freaky about him that we don't know,
that they're not telling us.
Well, he was, I mean, first of all, he didn't, he gave up all his patents.
He didn't make any money off of that stuff.
No.
He died broke.
He was a true artist.
Everybody really pushed him away.
I mean, he was had, I mean, Edison kind of just took over.
I wish I made the money.
Well, but he, he was giving all of his crap away for free.
And then the government realized Tesla had to work for Edison.
Oh yeah.
He actually literally worked for him.
And of course Edison ripped off a lot of his patents and such.
Well, Tesla was working for him.
So technically, he owned Edison's.
Like the guy that created the Zenith TV changer was working for a company around here and
like the motor all effect.
The clicker, you mean?
Yeah.
And he only got like a hundred dollar bonus and the company took the.
Well, I think that's what they're getting paid for.
Yeah.
They're getting paid a lot of money.
He was making these trying to do like that transmission.
What's that?
Remote control?
Yeah, it's the remote control.
Yeah, the infrared, right?
I think that's what it is.
I mean, I don't know what exactly the name of the technology is, but it's cool.
It's cool with Mary off screen.
It's like we have a voice producer.
Yeah.
He's got a hot tub relaxing.
Oh, what do you call it?
But didn't Tesla build that huge coil?
Where was that in New York or something?
Was it Colorado?
He did one in Colorado and he did one in upstate New York too.
Yeah.
Where he was trying to like send signals back and forth because it wasn't like Marconi.
But what happened was he ran out of money.
Yeah.
Well, it's just funny.
The people lost faith in him because a couple of things didn't work out like he thought.
And then, you know, people don't have the foresight just like Bugsy Siegel and Vegas.
They killed them for using too much money in the Flamingo hotel.
They didn't have the foresight to see how fucking banging it was going to be.
And then Vegas blew up because in the beginning, there's a thousand.
Like who the fuck is going to come out here because Vegas was built as a town for the people to live that were working on Hoover Dam, which was called a Boulder Dam in the beginning until they renamed it after Herbert Hoover.
Well, then the mess you realized that they could.
That's another great documentary.
Sorry, Doctor.
Hoover Dam.
Oh yeah.
All the people that died in that were buried in there still.
The way they were built back in the day.
The amount of concrete and how they dig.
It's just so bad.
Oh, crazy.
But getting back to Vegas.
Vegas wants to mafia realize that they could launder money and they can control it.
Then they definitely took advantage of it.
Um, I mean, it was.
That's all.
I think it's your phone up there.
That's all right.
Shut it off.
Yeah, I'm sorry, needles.
Needles as close to the stairs.
He was good.
Okay, me and Mary just watched the documentary about Mount Rushmore, how they did it and how as he would find flaws in the rock and not be able to do the face where he wanted, he would have to keep making these miniature sculptures.
Oh, to like reshape it.
So he knows what it's going to look like on the mountain.
They just don't go really nilly.
And I was like, wow, this guy is brilliant minds that can.
How could they do that?
How you figure that's so great.
I've never seen Mount Rushmore.
I want to try and take a look, but I mean, that's, that's amazing.
The detail of the stuff that they did on that.
That's just, they seek a passage.
I got a good, I got a good family.
According to what's his name.
I got a good childhood family vacation about run Mount Rushmore.
So we're going, we're driving across the country.
We would go drive to our aunt and uncle and Uncle Pete and Aunt Wendy in California every year.
And one time we decided to go, you know, this route with looking some sightseeing.
We get to Mount Rushmore and it's a day where the fog is just so socked in.
You can't even see the mountain.
You're on the observation deck.
And you can't even see it.
So now my mom has already pissed off because we lost one of her pillows at a hotel somewhere.
Cause she had some pillow she liked and she's already a little pissed off of my dad.
And now because we cannot see Mount Rushmore, she's fucking taking it out on him.
And like it's his fault that the weather is fucked.
That's a horrible thing.
And she's, you know, yeah.
And she's also, you know, a little pissed off at me and my brother because we were acting
up and you guys are angels.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you.
But we did, I went to Mount Rushmore, but I did not see it.
But I, me and my wife, my wife, we're going there right now.
We should go.
We're definitely.
I would like to see it.
So would I.
I mean, it's going to be an eight hour cruise or something.
Yeah.
It's really not going to be fun.
I mean, how we just robbed Indian land and just built that on their land.
Like here's another slap in the face to the Indians.
We're going to build all the presidents that literally took all your land away from you.
All these guys that fucked you over.
We're going to make a huge monument here.
Right on your reservation there.
You know, why not Mount Rushmore casino?
That'd be a good idea.
Enter through George Washington's nose.
All right.
So we'll do it.
I'll do the first guest of the case.
All right.
I'm going to explain to Mary.
This is where he says a crime and then we guess.
You guessed the race of the case.
Guess the race of the person that did the crime.
All right.
So everybody's favorite.
Larry's pretty good at this.
Yeah.
Cause he thinks it out.
So I'm pretty sure Florida man charged with battery after throwing subway sandwich and
employee.
Florida man charged with battery after throwing a subway, subway sandwich at employee.
Man, this can go so many ways.
Florida man charged with battery after throwing subway sandwich at employee.
Right off my first thought is that's a white trash.
I was thinking white.
But there's lots of different colors trash.
There's a lot of different.
A lot of short fuses on a lot of different colors.
There's a lot of South Americans.
Yes.
There's Cubans.
Yes.
I don't see like Mexicans going in for sandwiches.
Right.
It's like a black or white thing.
Whites are usually a lot of sandwiches.
I'm going to say white.
Whites are sandwich eaters.
Kiki?
I'm going to try to think this out like Larry would.
I'm going to try to have a look.
I'm very old here.
I kind of think it's a white guy too.
Yeah.
Cause there are more sandwich eaters.
Yeah.
Well, what's your guess?
I think a black guy would have been getting like a great fucking pop.
Well, this is sandwich.
He didn't say anything else about that.
Yeah, but he would have got the great pop and like Doritos.
He wouldn't even mess around with the sandwich.
That's half the meal though.
I'm going to go with white person.
You're going to go with white?
Mary?
White.
Larry?
White?
You're all wrong.
Alberto de Barros.
What is he?
Cubans?
54.
I mean, yeah, he looks like he's Cuban.
De Barros is Hispanic to some extent, I would think.
It wasn't cut in half.
So he threw it at the lady because she didn't cut it in half.
That's a good reason.
Not when they did that to me, I handed it back and said.
I guess we should go to our first instance.
Could you cut it in half?
Well, it's like I said too.
You've got to think it out though.
You know, I've seen Mexicans out here with sandwiches.
I guess they do know.
Yeah, there's a lot of things going on there.
I just think back of, you know, my tray days working, they're not eating sandwiches.
They've got tortillas.
Yeah.
So here's another one.
Mali and their pop, or no, yeah, tamali that they wrap in corn.
Yeah.
They wrap in rock.
They use it as like a buttress knuckles.
No, when I worked with some Hispanics and I would always be like, oh man, that looks
fucking good.
And then they gave me a bunch.
I don't think there's a lot of Mexicans in Florida.
Don't they go to California?
Well, this guy was named De Barros.
Yeah, that's true.
Mexican, Cuban.
They're Cuban or South American.
Yeah, or Colombian.
Yeah, that's exactly.
I don't know what De Barros is though.
That's not Mexican.
No, it's not Mexican.
Okay, well De Barros is, but you guys said white.
It could have been so far off.
I'll show you a picture.
Maybe you want to see what he looks like.
Here.
That's okay.
Our listeners at home, though.
Oh, sure.
Right there.
That's what he looks like.
He could be white.
Yeah, but he's not white though.
That one's a toss up.
No, no, not at all.
You guys all got it wrong.
Question one.
Next one.
Next one, B.
Neighbor from hell through a pot of boiling oil over man's back in bid to go to prison.
In bid to go to prison?
Yes.
Wow.
How do you sit?
I mean, you see a guy coming with a pot of oil.
So what?
I mean, they're coming with a pot of something.
He might be sleeping.
He's actually going to sleep.
This might be Hispanic.
Say that again.
Read it again.
All right.
Neighbor from hell through pot of boiling oil over man's back in bid to go to prison.
Over man's back or neighbor's back?
Neighbor from hell through the pot of oil.
Over man's back.
Yeah, over man's back.
So.
They were taking a while today to get it to sleep.
Was this like over a fence or something?
It's pretty bad.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, boiling oil is very bad.
I mean, that's worse than water.
Do we don't wear this happen?
It was in London.
London.
I'll give you that.
Usually I don't give that, but for if Mary, my lawyer.
I'm going to guess Indian.
That gives you another.
That's a pretty good guess, man.
They're usually not that mean.
I mean, they're in London.
They're crazy.
He gives hints.
No, no, no, no hints.
I'm going to say not Indian, but what are the Muslims that are taking over those London neighborhoods?
I know what you're talking about.
But I don't know what they are, though.
They're not Iranians or they're not.
I can't think of it.
You got a lot of crazy shit going on in London.
I think it's one of those guys.
One of those ones where if you go through their neighborhood, they chase after you.
What do you think, Dom?
Is he an African American?
No, man.
Did you ever see one?
Muslim?
That's what you're saying?
You ever see one like those?
No, but those, you know, the Sharia law guys that are with the curved swords and stuff.
I don't know what they are.
I'm not talking about like the Sikh or anything, but I don't think they're not Muslim.
But did you ever see when the guy from London goes through the neighborhood where he used to live in that got taken over and they see him and the guy calls down the block and pretty soon they're flooding out of the houses.
Yeah, they don't like to kindly to people outside of their area to watch.
Yeah, it is.
It's a few years old and it's pretty harsh, man.
He eventually had to punch it and get the hell out of there because they were going to fucking kill him.
The problem is that they're just letting all these people in and they're taking over areas.
You know what I mean?
Because at least we're going to have...
Like in Sweden, was it Sweden?
There was zero crime, none.
Nobody got murdered, nobody got robbed.
Now it's horrible.
But Poland was the same way because they didn't want anybody in.
And now Poland's up in arms right now.
They're in civil war almost.
The can is pilingly.
What do you call it?
So what do you guys think?
I'm saying Indian.
Yeah, I'm saying one of those guys from that...
Smart of you guys.
Yeah.
I'll say like a...
Desert rat guy.
I'll say Nigerian.
Nigerian?
He was Portuguese.
Okay.
Which is almost Spanish.
Which yeah, technically is almost Spanish, yes.
His name was Ivan Bonaparte.
Nice.
He was a little bit...
He carried out the horrific assault on his flatmate after he feared he would become homeless.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you're going to be homeless now anyways, buddy.
That's a brutal crime.
No, no, I need to go to prison.
What's that?
He wanted to go to prison.
Yeah, now he's a place to live.
He doesn't have to worry about paying rent.
You know?
But sir, you could have done it another way.
Yeah, there's a million other ways.
Boiling oil.
Oof.
I mean...
Oh man.
Buddy, I would have let you just stab me or something.
Really?
I mean, seriously, like I could have been like, alright, what do you want?
Just do it right here.
Try not to hit a major organ.
Yeah.
And I'll give you half rent for a month.
Yeah, I'll give you 50 bucks.
What's the problem, dude?
They added that his Bonaparte's attack was motivated by a desire to get a long prison
sentence and help and support.
Oh, he's sentimental.
So this is how this guy was...
Yeah, so this guy, it sounds like this guy has mental problems.
Well, like the rest of them.
Yeah, and now they understand that they get catered to, so they do...
Well, now they know this guy's a psychopath.
That's the thing.
Like, I mean, come on.
This is crazy.
Well, here, but here, the thing is though, needles, is they don't care.
They know a lot of guys are psychopaths, like the guy that dressed as Michael Jackson and
told everyone on the subway, I'm going to fucking kill you.
And then that kid, Dan...
Dude, they choked him out.
Yeah, the white guy.
You know, he's getting screwed.
He tried to subdue him.
And he did it a little bit too hard.
Yeah, because he's an American and a Marine.
And he's white.
Right.
I mean, but obviously there were people saying that this guy was a menace on the train.
Yeah, but here's the problem.
He doesn't get in any trouble whatsoever and he's got 28, 34, 50 arrests and this guy never
did a damn thing wrong.
Just going to work.
Well, the one guy can't get in trouble anymore because they buried him already.
Didn't they?
Which one?
He got killed, didn't he?
Yeah.
They choked him.
Oh yeah, he choked him out.
Yeah.
But here's the problem.
He should have been in some mental institution and he might still be alive.
The family did say that he had mental problems.
Yeah.
I mean, they came all the way.
He addressed like Michael Jackson and pretended he was Michael Jackson and on the alternate
days he threatened everybody's life.
Yeah, he was a busker, I thought.
Yeah.
And then on his days off he fucking threatened to kill everyone on the fucking whole train.
Sounds like a fine chap.
Yes.
All right.
So our next one is Georgia McDonald's shooting that killed mom of four sparked by argument
over missing food.
I mean, I'm going to say, well, you know what comes to mind.
My knee jerk reaction is black.
I mean, that just makes perfect.
But you know, needles, needles is trying to trick us.
Well, I'm just saying, he's throwing curveballs.
That job is trying to throw you guys off.
Oh, I have a lot of fun.
But at the same time, it might, it might be a trick too.
It's so easy.
It's obvious that I'm going to say black.
I'm sticking with my first answer and the survey says, no, you guys answered too.
I thought black was my first.
Okay.
Read it again.
One more time.
Georgia McDonald's shooting that killed mom of four sparked by argument over missing
food.
I mean, there's Georgia.
Yeah.
Georgia.
Yeah.
That was my grandmother's.
We're good.
We're saying the same answer again.
You're going with black African American.
You guys are right.
That was easy.
It was a rough news day today.
You know, no one likes to roll on the shop.
There was no, there was no unique out of the ordinary.
No, it was like I said, if I get a bunch of them.
I'll say you all get a point.
So now if you were saying somebody got shot in Gaza, I may have said like it was Rayleigh
or something like that.
Yeah.
I don't know if you guys have seen this, but this will, this might be the last one we'll
see.
Food network star arrested on charges of strangulation, battery and making terroristic threats against
his wife.
So a food network.
So it's a man.
Well, maybe I just want arrested on charges of strangulation, battery and making terror
istic threats against his wife.
Okay, doll.
Here's where you come in, but you don't watch the food network.
Yeah.
Do you know any of these cooks?
Yeah.
Like, okay, we got emerald.
We got guy fear.
Oh, let me Larry, though, the network.
He just eat a bunch of junk guy.
He hasn't really come.
I'm saying Indian guy.
It does both.
I just brought back memories of the 40 year old virgin guy, the Indian guy that killed
his ex-girlfriend.
Oh, yeah.
So it just reminds me of that.
So I'm going Indian.
Yeah, I might go Indian too because they are.
Is there an Indian guy that's a star?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a very interesting about it.
It's like a UN there.
You know, called the Benetton Food Network.
I've never seen it.
Everything is excited.
All right, well then I'm going to go Chinese guy.
What's a lady they don't have anymore?
Who is the butter lady?
Dean?
Paula Dean.
She was on Food Network for a while.
Yeah, and then she said some pretty racy things.
She said some off color comments.
Well, which?
Literally off color comments.
Which Cat Williams is fine with.
What's that?
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that when he said that?
He says, hey man.
It's like, I don't know who she was talking to.
That's kind of funny.
Everybody takes everything out of account.
But you know what?
Of course.
If you're going to say stuff, always look over your shoulder.
So what are we going to do now?
Yeah, start every joke like this.
Or record yourself and put it on YouTube.
What was the guess now on that one about the Food Network star?
I'm thinking it's a.
What was the crime here?
You said Chinese?
I said Indian.
I'm not going to narrow it down to Chinese because they might have a Japanese guy on
there too.
So I'm going to say, you know, Oriental.
He's an Asian.
I say, I'm a Kiki with Indian.
Indian.
You're all wrong.
Darnell Ferguson.
African American.
Isn't that crazy though?
Think listen to this.
Terroristic threat.
Charges of strangulation, battery and making terroristic threats.
I'm going to blow this block up here.
I'm going to go to the federal building.
If you would have said something like that, I would have been like, all right.
Yeah, I couldn't see the black person.
I'm going to blow this whole damn neighborhood.
One time me and Mark were walking into the Avalon to see some punk show.
You know, we were younger and some black guys like, you got a cigarette.
And I'm like, no man.
He goes, you don't give me a fucking cigarette.
I'm going to blow up Belmont Avenue be gone when you come out of your little concert.
That's how they react.
I'm going to blow the entire block up.
It was great.
It was very silly that that's a very specific threat that this man made though, right?
Yeah, it was.
I mean, that's kind of jarring to think of that like that.
It was quite jarring.
I'm giving you one more.
You know, we knew that he wasn't going to.
I got one more for you.
I kind of had a feeling Belmont Avenue was going to be.
So what's the score?
Well, we only got one right.
I think we have each.
We only got one right now.
You guys got the low.
Okay.
So the African American.
Yeah, that's pretty good today.
All right.
Elderly couple band facing battery charges after Wild Day at Disney.
Elderly couple battery charges.
Disney elderly couple band facing battery charges after Wild Day at Disney.
Sounds like a white folks.
Hmm.
We talked about those gangs at Disney.
You see that where they all wear like leather vests.
I think they're black.
Crazy.
What?
I think they're black.
Yeah, they have like gangs that go to Disney.
They were like the same color.
They go every day.
Oh my Lord.
Disney adults.
Mickey Mouse Club gang.
Yeah.
The Mickey Mouse gang.
Disney land Walt Disney World.
World.
Which words?
Is that California or Florida?
Florida.
What do you say, man?
Elderly couple.
They're both bad for doing what?
Battery.
Battery charges after Wild Day at Disney.
I'm seeing white people.
I'm sick with black.
Is it going to be a try and find out black?
You see all these videos now they come out of Disney.
People just fighting at the happiest place in the world.
It's the most dangerous place.
I've never really seen films of packs of white people fighting.
Any time I've seen it, it's packs of black people fighting.
Most of the time it's whole families fighting.
They're going at each other.
Which is crazy.
They kind of love that shit.
Okay.
Well they do.
You think about it.
I don't know about it.
Love that shit.
I can see the car ride home and like getting home.
I just think about it.
I spent a space mountain in the last five.
Okay.
I just think that you know what you're on vacation.
You got all these people with you.
You're spending a shit ton of money to go to Disney.
I mean to eat meals and do all this stuff.
Everybody's on edge.
Everybody loves to do.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You wait two hours in a ride in less 30 seconds.
It's like oh man.
People spend 10, 15 thousand dollars to go to Disney.
You want to choke the ticket taker.
You don't have to buy a fan space.
So eventually you got to choke somebody.
Yeah.
So yeah that kind of did all the cost.
Yeah.
I don't know but I'm guessing you know it was a man and a woman.
All right.
So what's your guess Larry?
Black.
African American.
Kiki.
Well I'd say black over African American.
Okay.
I'd say I think it's white people.
Okay.
Mary.
I'll go African American black.
Kiki's right.
Okay.
So they started basically a fight and a scene.
They were drinking.
Okay.
They started to kick this lady in the buttocks because they weren't moving fast enough.
No.
Wow.
But.
Yeah because the lines going somewhere.
So it was identified in McKeil Guthrie and oh wait a second.
The elderly couple Bruce and Nancy.
Nice.
So they attacked a Hispanic woman because she wasn't moving fast enough.
So an elderly like did these elderly couple have kids with them or something?
No they were by themselves.
That should right away they should have been locked up for on upon entrance.
It started over a saved seat.
They were saving a seat for somebody and somebody wanted to sit down.
Yeah.
And you know so it's like the old school Chicago chair in the parking spot.
Yeah.
You know when people put their chair down.
Someone's got dibs on their spot.
Yeah you're going to get shot for moving that thing.
Yeah you will die.
You won't get it at all.
Oh funny.
I shoveled this spot and if someone parks there they're dead.
I remember my dad like in the city they used to put like deal done.
What the hell like the horses with the strobe light on.
Kid park up to here.
My dad just I get out of car and move that over.
So that's my career.
That's my career.
I think like everybody used to do that.
So I get the other to stay.
Yeah yeah.
You got to get away with the system you know.
Rig it a little bit.
You can get away with it back there.
They all want to be a lemmy right.
It's called game in the system.
There you go.
What time are we at?
Uh 54 minutes.
He's like clockwork.
He gets it like 54, 56.
Yeah.
Yeah I take the bike.
I'm going to buy very quick.
So he's got a timer in his ass or something.
Yeah.
It's about plug.
Yeah it's about plugging on the bottom.
It's got like the one you turn.
Yep.
It's got the timer on it.
Quick so we're going to go with the kind of experience in half with this.
Well no that's the one I bought you for Christmas.
It seems you like the best podcast.
It wasn't very funny.
Thanks Mary.
Sometimes.
Hi lawyer.
Sometimes I guess we suck.
Oh I think there's other variables involved today so that's why I got to try.
I got to get these boys in line if you know what I mean.
Because they just sit there and look at each other.
No way man.
I talk.
You try to hold hands.
I didn't know.
I would have put this down.
I would have put these headphones down.
I'm not even getting to talk about it.
Keep on squeezing them for dear life.
Because I'm ready to put them on or something.
Do you want to do your shout out.
Yeah I should.
We want to thank.
Yeah thank everyone for listening.
Everybody for listening thank God.
Thank Jesus for this day.
Everybody should right now thank Jesus.
Shout out to Ross after we had told him we'd do that.
Yes.
I think before we thank the Holy Spirit.
Is he listening in Thailand.
Yeah.
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He's right here.
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of course, Mary, thank you for sitting in today.
Thank you, Mary, thank you for telling us we're not funny.
Harmony, yes.
Which is pretty funny.
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The commissary, the commissary in the Indian prison system
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Are we gonna do a little...
Should I do a song?
Yeah, you can.
Oh, I forgot I did songs yesterday.
Yeah, that's right.
You're gonna write this stuff down.
Your girlfriend, she's like a baby.
Why is she laying there, crib?
She'd be lazy.
Get off food stamps.
They don't pay the bills.
She got no frills.
She's nappies.
She's making the bills, shitting in nappies.
She needs...
You can't buy nappies with food stamps.
Oh, wait, maybe you can.
Yeah, you probably could.
I don't know how things work in London.
Yeah, I'm sure you can.
But they probably want the old time,
the cloth kind, not those Pampers fake, you know.
They got adult nappies, I'm sure.
Well, they do, obviously.
We just wrote a story about it.
All right, let's shut this bitch down.
I'm wearing a pair right now.
Yeah, I remember going to Costco
and I saw pallets of adult diapers,
and I'm like, you guys sell this much?
The lady behind the desk is like,
they'll be gone in a week.
Oh, yeah.
What?
I'm a very cabinet man, which happens.
Well, I'm getting old, and I'm the headcloth.
Yeah.
Have a great day.
Yeah, have a great day.
Sunday fun day.