1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,880 Time to get ready for Larry Needle Show. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:10,240 Larry and Needles and Kiki. 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:18,400 Larry and Needles and Kiki. 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,200 He did it. 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,200 Yeah. 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,760 Oh, I didn't even do anything. 7 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:29,360 I mean, the most fucking pollack we know right next to us right now. 8 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,360 Double bubble baby. 9 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,320 Kiki's uh... 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,040 I mean, are these gonna last the whole episode maybe? 11 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,920 He's gonna be flipping around like a fish on the ground. 12 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,720 Well, he better hold on though when he gets slapped. 13 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,840 You're gonna get one right to the fucking chops if you drop one at him. 14 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,480 You can't, Tony. 15 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,840 I've never, I've never. 16 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,520 Okay, how are you gonna drink? 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,200 He just fucking got that thing though. 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:49,680 You can't slap him. 19 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,320 Yeah, but how's he gonna drink? 20 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,640 Yeah, you're gonna have to give it to him, Larry. 21 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,240 Dude, if these things last an hour, I'm gonna win the next lotto. 22 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,440 I don't know about that. 23 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,040 He's gonna kill more brains. 24 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,040 Yeah. 25 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:09,040 If I put this gas into my mouth and try to deprive myself of oxygen, I'm gonna win the lotto. 26 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,920 That's all right. 27 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,400 Yeah, there's a lotto in the old chair. 28 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,400 Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,400 That's my lotto. 30 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,400 Sucking on them titties, dude. 31 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,400 Shit, do we... 32 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,400 The Canadian teacher. 33 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,400 Kiki, the Canadian teacher. 34 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,400 Mmm, the nitrous reacher. 35 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,400 Seriously, look, Canadian teacher. 36 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,400 I mean... 37 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,400 She was just fucking playing everybody. 38 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,400 Yeah, he was. 39 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Yeah, he was. 40 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,400 Good for him. 41 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,400 He got famous off of it, but then people found out he looked like Tim Dillon. 42 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,400 You know what that is? 43 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,400 No. 44 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,400 He looked just like him. 45 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Dude, I love Tim Dillon. 46 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,400 He's okay. 47 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,400 I can't even hold my fucking lighters. 48 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,400 And you know that's a bullshit okay. 49 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,400 You gotta give me one back. 50 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,400 Just because you're on nitrous, you wanna fight now. 51 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,400 You see my friend in his IDF shirt over there? 52 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,400 I will sick him on you. 53 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Look at him. 54 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,400 No, Tim Dillon... 55 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,400 He was worse at... 56 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,400 He was worse at... 57 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,400 Well, exactly. 58 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,400 He got big, he's making money. 59 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,400 He still a gay fat dude. 60 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,400 Funny as fuck. 61 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,400 I mean, you can say whatever you want. 62 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,400 You should put the fucking Fezz of Truth on right now. 63 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,400 This is what we should do. 64 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,400 Tim, hit me up when you're in Tony. 65 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,400 Man, do I want to give you the Fezz of Truth right now. 66 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,400 Should we put the Fezz of Truth on him? 67 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,400 Hey, good luck if that thing was sick. 68 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,400 My dad put the Fezz on yesterday. 69 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,400 He's gotta do the Fezz of Truth. 70 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,400 My dad was down here with me and Robert and he put the Fezz on. 71 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,400 Yeah, well now he's gotta come do the bit. 72 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,400 We should do the Fezz of Truth on Nitro. 73 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,400 Where's my lighter, man? 74 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,400 That thing wouldn't fit my fat. 75 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,400 Dude, I gave you both of them. 76 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,400 I'm gonna get Monkey that does the grinder and shit. 77 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,400 Dude, how about Trunk Monkey? 78 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,400 The Argyr grinder? 79 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,400 Did I send that to you? 80 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,400 What's a Trunk Monkey? 81 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,400 Dude, if you're driving around and someone fucks with you, 82 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,400 like some guy fucking fucking with you, 83 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,400 you hit your button to Trunk Monkey 84 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,400 and Monkey comes out with a crowbar 85 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,400 and smacks the guy. 86 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,400 Or if you got little kids fucking with you, 87 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,400 if you got a couple black guys. 88 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,400 Little kids fucking with you. 89 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,400 Yeah, the Trunk Monkey. 90 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,400 They were Samurai Edition too. 91 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,400 In the Samurai Edition, he hit the customer. 92 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,400 Where do you get that? 93 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,400 It's fictitious, man. 94 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,400 Yeah, I don't know about that. 95 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,400 Dude, you're high on nitrous. 96 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,400 I wanna get a Trunk Monkey. 97 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,400 Anything you say is credible. 98 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,400 Nah, dude. Trunk Monkey is fucking as real as it gets. 99 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,400 Okay, where are you gonna get a Monkey? 100 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,400 And get a license and train it. 101 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,400 Wait, wait, wait. Have you ever seen these videos 102 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,400 in Asia of the monkeys like stealing little kids? 103 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 104 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Or the monkeys ditching a cycle until little kid is excited? 105 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,400 That's all right. 106 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,400 They're stealing. 107 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,400 They steal little kids. Do you see the wonderland? 108 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,400 Yeah, you wanna sip of a drink? Larry, 109 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,400 give them a sip of a drink, please. 110 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,400 Where's the drink? 111 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,400 Here you go. 112 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,400 No, did you see the last one? 113 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,400 He's parched. 114 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:24,400 He's been walking through the nitrous desert for three days. 115 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,400 No, he went. 116 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,400 Well, thank you, Larry, son. 117 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 You're welcome. 118 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,400 Did you see the video? You're welcome. 119 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,400 The monkeys are one of those mini ninjas 120 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,400 and all of a sudden he ditches it the last second. 121 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,400 So the mini ninja takes out a little kid. 122 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,400 Oh, yeah, we saw him. 123 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,400 And the monkey points at him. 124 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,400 Like, yeah. 125 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,400 I tell you, videos from third world countries are amazing. 126 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,400 I mean, mind us all, the murders, shit. 127 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,400 I do like to watch when the people get... 128 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,400 they try to rob people. 129 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,400 I always keep going for any monkey riding 130 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,400 a little motorbike anytime, anywhere. 131 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,400 What's that? 132 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,400 A little monkey on a motorbike is always great. 133 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,400 Oh, no, this monkey is coming full blast 134 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,400 at like 20 miles an hour. 135 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,400 And he ditches the bike out and takes the kid out 136 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,400 and then he like points at him. 137 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,400 That was hilarious. 138 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,400 Yeah, seriously. 139 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,400 I like to... 140 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,400 I like you later. 141 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,400 Yeah, except T.A. Young. 142 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,400 He was going for vengeance, dude. 143 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,400 That kid must have like poked his finger at his butters. 144 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,400 Yeah, he was fucking weird. 145 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,400 Dude, you know what? The best videos I like 146 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,400 from third world countries are like the random 147 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,400 tire coming out of nowhere. 148 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,400 Oh, yeah. 149 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,400 Taking people out. 150 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,400 Like all of a sudden a tire is coming from 151 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,400 some highway down the road. 152 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,400 A motorbike. 153 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,400 Just take somebody out. 154 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,400 Oh, that's fantastic. 155 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,400 That sounds great. 156 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,400 I wish I could have been there. 157 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,400 Where? With the monkey? 158 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,400 Yeah, or seeing someone getting taken out by the tire. 159 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,400 Dude, that monkey would be awesome. 160 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,400 I was going to go to any third world country. 161 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,400 Huh? 162 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,400 I like any third world country. 163 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,400 Why is that? 164 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,400 Some of the best times of my life I ever had 165 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,400 was in third world. 166 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,400 I was like, I'm not going that way. 167 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,400 I'm going to do this. 168 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,400 No, you can't. Here's 50 bucks. 169 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,400 Okay, go ahead. 170 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,400 Here's 10 bucks. 171 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,400 Smoking and bars. 172 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,400 You do whatever you want. 173 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,400 Smoking and bars. 174 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,400 That's the craziest you're talking about. 175 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,400 Well, no, I'm just saying. 176 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,400 I'm just saying. 177 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,400 I'm saying the 60s aspect of it. 178 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,400 No, I get what you're saying. 179 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,400 None of that shit flies like it is here. 180 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,400 It's just a chain. 181 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,400 It was fucking $7. 182 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,400 The drugs are easy to accessible. 183 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,400 Dude, listen to what I say. 184 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,400 People don't realize this country... 185 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,400 It wasn't a tropical paradise. 186 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,400 It was a paradise. 187 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,400 Any of those places, Mexico, South America, 188 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,400 fucking... 189 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,400 Yeah, Costa Rica. 190 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,400 I'll tell you what, I was in Thailand 25 years ago. 191 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,400 I wish I purchased land. 192 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,400 I wish I didn't get caught with that underage girl. 193 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,400 Fuck. 194 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,400 No. 195 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,400 Well, I actually, I tried... 196 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,400 From what I checked... 197 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,400 It was two underage girls. 198 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,400 You had to be... 199 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,400 You had to purchase the land with a 51% 200 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,400 Thai owner, but that's changed. 201 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,400 The rules have changed. 202 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,400 You have to find someone to 203 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,400 sign it with you on a fucking ice. 204 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,400 I have old girlfriends. 205 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,400 And he needs an older than 70s. 206 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,400 And they're men. 207 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,400 I know a couple lady boys. 208 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,400 That's alright. 209 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,400 They have nice boobs. 210 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,400 Don't tell me the... 211 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,400 The way the pornography is going right now, 212 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,400 like... 213 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,400 Is there a lot of he-she shit going on? 214 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,400 Well, you watch a lot of porn, I'm asking you. 215 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,400 I don't watch a lot of porn, actually. 216 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,400 I do a lot of Reddit lately. 217 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,400 Oh. 218 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,400 I watch a lot of porn. 219 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,400 I watch a lot of porn, actually. 220 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,400 I do a lot of Reddit lately. 221 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,400 Reddit and cams, but cams bore me lately. 222 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,400 So here's the thing. 223 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,400 What? 224 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,400 The porn has to be going crazy with 225 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,400 fucking trannies, right? 226 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,400 Like chicks with people... 227 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,400 Dudes with dicks and tits. 228 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,400 It's probably always been going crazy on that shit. 229 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,400 But I mean now, at this day and age, 230 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,400 it's gotta be... 231 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,400 It's been shoved in your face. 232 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,400 You know? 233 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,400 You don't have to dig as deep. 234 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,400 It's just mixed in. 235 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,400 Yeah, now it's just... 236 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,400 So you're watching porn and it's straight porn 237 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,400 or whatever, and then the next thing, 238 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,400 all of a sudden, you're watching fucking gay shit. 239 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,400 I mean, it's four in the morning, 240 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,400 and I'm on like 36 high-lifes. 241 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,400 Yeah. 242 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,400 You know? 243 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,400 At that time, anything's free game. 244 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,400 You throw a dog at me. 245 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,400 What the hell's this? 246 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,400 Wait a minute. 247 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,400 Two seconds ago, you didn't watch porn, then. 248 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,400 You were a really curious customer 249 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,400 at that point in time. 250 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,400 What the hell's this guy about to do? 251 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,400 He's like, pretty curious George. 252 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,400 I'll tell you what. 253 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,400 Where's this gonna go? 254 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,400 How did they get that animal in the room? 255 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,400 You want to watch... 256 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,400 Dude, Brazilian shit. 257 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,400 They got some weird fucking shit down there. 258 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,400 Listen, they got some hot chicks. 259 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,400 They're just talking about... 260 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,400 Oh, my lord. 261 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,400 Yeah, they do, but we were just talking about the... 262 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,400 They were all fucking beautiful. 263 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,400 The United States is like the most gluttonous country. 264 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,400 We also produce the most child porn. 265 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,400 Ew. 266 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,400 All right, let's get off this top. 267 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,400 Really? Why do you always go there? 268 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,400 What do you mean, why do I always go there? 269 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,400 Why? What do you mean, what do I mean? 270 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,400 What do I mean, am I speaking Chinese? 271 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400 We just... 272 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,400 Yeah. 273 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,400 The enemy of the state over there. 274 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,400 So, I was, you know, one of these forums. 275 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,400 I remember... 276 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,400 Oh, boy. 277 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,400 I know. I mean, you can't even finish those words, man. 278 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,400 I mean, what goes on in our mind? 279 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,400 Oh, shit. 280 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,400 Well, listen... 281 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,400 Eddie Sniffer-Buttwiffer? 282 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,400 So, you've been on my site. 283 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,400 You've been on my site. 284 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,400 Dude, that's actually a great name. 285 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,400 Eddie Sniffer-Buttwiffer. 286 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,400 I gotta write that down. 287 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,400 We should write that down. 288 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,400 So, don't forget, that's the name. 289 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,400 Yeah, that's gross. 290 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,400 Oh, that's gross. 291 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,400 I've heard of a guy who's been doing nitrous. 292 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,400 Yeah. 293 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,400 15 minutes. 294 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,400 I know my shit. 295 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,400 Hey. 296 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,400 I'm on top of my game right now. 297 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,400 That's great. 298 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,400 Dude, going back in Brazil, like early 2000s. 299 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,400 I got called by the... 300 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,400 A guy told me, oh, what did he say? 301 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,400 The forums, because I was talking about, like, the bars. 302 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,400 Like, the bars on the beach. 303 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,400 Where are you on? 304 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,400 I forget what forum. 305 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,400 You were talking about bars on the beach in Brazil. 306 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,400 But I was saying, it was sweet. 307 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,400 Sweet told me about the forum. 308 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,400 He was talking about brothels with people. 309 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,400 And some kid comes on. 310 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,400 And he's like, oh, man, it's like the medieval times. 311 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,400 When they actually had the help. 312 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,400 Because help was like, you know, it was like a... 313 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,400 It was a... 314 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,400 It was a bar where men couldn't find nice women. 315 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,400 Oh, it was a whorehouse. 316 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,400 I mean, what the... 317 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,400 Why are you pantyhosing around that? 318 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,400 Well, no, but it was... 319 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,400 I mean, I'm sorry. 320 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,400 This is a very old show. 321 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,400 I'm just gonna get excited. 322 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,400 In case my mom watches this... 323 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,400 Shout out to them. 324 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,400 They were... 325 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,400 They were just getting rented out. 326 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,400 Well, no, the great thing about this is like... 327 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,400 This is on Copacabana beach. 328 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,400 Right next to the Copacabana hotel. 329 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,400 I mean, come on. 330 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,400 It was a place called... 331 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,400 Yeah, Help Bar. 332 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Oh, dude. 333 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,400 I got another story about that place. 334 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,400 I rented a... 335 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,400 Place in Ipanema right on the beach. 336 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,400 And we were trying to cut through from the beach 337 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,400 as we were walking. 338 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,400 And we had some locals. 339 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,400 And they told us, oh, go this way and this way. 340 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,400 And they started laughing to each other. 341 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,400 And we didn't get while they were laughing 342 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,400 until we started walking through the cut-through. 343 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,400 And all of a sudden we're walking through. 344 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,400 I'm like, why does it smell like shit? 345 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,400 And all of a sudden we walked up on 346 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,400 a couple of people 347 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,400 having some extra curricular... 348 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,400 Yeah, man. 349 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,400 I don't know what you're talking about. 350 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,400 It was the area. 351 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,400 They were two dudes. 352 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,400 Yeah, and one thing is it smelled like shit. 353 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,400 It didn't smell like pussy. 354 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,400 I thought he walked through sewage. 355 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,400 Yeah. 356 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,400 We basically... 357 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400 We basically did. 358 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400 We were like, oh, man. 359 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,400 And we were like, this guy's carrying around 360 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,400 something in him, man. 361 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,400 It was bad. 362 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,400 It's a world disease. 363 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,400 And then he's going to look at it for nooks. 364 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,400 Well, it wasn't on purpose. 365 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,400 But when you're following a trail and it leads to ass... 366 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,400 I was just in another guy with an n-force. 367 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,400 The gay forest. 368 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,400 Wait, what? 369 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,400 This was the gay mangrove. 370 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,400 They know this. 371 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,400 The gay forest, for sure. 372 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,400 It's the forest, though, right? 373 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,400 What was on the beach? It was a mangrove. 374 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,400 Oh. 375 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,400 A mangrove. 376 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,400 This was a mangrove. 377 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,400 What'd you say improperly? 378 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,400 Oh, my God. 379 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,400 They wasn't the sewage. 380 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,400 Yeah, especially when we walked... 381 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,400 It was all man-ass-ramming. 382 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,400 It was all man-love going on. 383 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,400 It was man-logs all over the place. 384 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,400 But, yeah, all of us were like... 385 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,400 But we all walked up to it. 386 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,400 Oh, all of us were like, oh, Christ. 387 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,400 Everyone around glass tables. 388 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,400 Oh, man. 389 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,400 Yeah, that's the one thing I'll never get about being gay. 390 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,400 You can just do it wherever you want. 391 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,400 That's fine, hey. 392 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,400 Those guys are free. 393 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,400 Just to smell a shit. 394 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,400 You gotta prepare for that. 395 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,400 You can't just drop a deuce and then go do it on the beach. 396 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,400 Yeah, well, what do you wear? Nose plugs or something? 397 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,400 I think you're so hopped up in Fetamine, 398 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,400 you don't know what's going on. 399 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,400 Man-love self-reduce. 400 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,400 They said stuff they sniff the... 401 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,400 Emel nitrate. 402 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,400 Amel nitrate. 403 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,400 He said, amel. 404 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,400 He's like, yep. 405 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,400 Sounds good to me. 406 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,400 Makes sense. 407 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,400 Emel nitrate. 408 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Amel nitrate. 409 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,400 Poppers. 410 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,400 You know what I'm about to say. 411 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,400 We should do some on the show. 412 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,400 We should do some on the show. 413 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,400 We should do some on the show. 414 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,400 We should do some on the show. 415 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,400 Well, that's how Fauci spread around AIDS 416 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,400 the first time was through the drugs 417 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,400 that the fags did. 418 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,400 Well, because of what was their immune system. 419 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,400 And then they said, oh, all the ass fucking. 420 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,400 That's why you're all getting sick. 421 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,400 But what about all that ass fucking... 422 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,400 But I've been watching The Bath House to make sure. 423 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,400 That's been going on for 100 fucking thousand years. 424 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,400 What has? 425 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,400 I'm saying, they're like, oh, it's from the anal sex. 426 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,400 But what about all the ass sex that's been going on? 427 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,400 Yeah, they've been doing it for a long time. 428 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,400 Fucking 8000 years. 429 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,400 It's bullshit. He's spread it through the drugs 430 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400 that he knew the gays like to fucking get high on. 431 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,400 Yeah, because he would go to The Bath House 432 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,400 and watch them. 433 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,400 Fauci was part of it. 434 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,400 He just made sure he didn't partake in the drugs. 435 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,400 Yeah, he was watching this. 436 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,400 He just tested drugs on these people. 437 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,400 They weren't even shown to do anything. 438 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400 But he gave them the AIDS in the first place, man. 439 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,400 Okay. 440 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,400 Well, he gave it to one... 441 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400 I don't know, listen. 442 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,400 Another mystery of human... 443 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,400 No, and then these guys are probably sitting around 444 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,400 sucking nitrous like, let's just say it was done by a monkey. 445 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,400 And then it kind of hit them. 446 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,400 Someone that sucks with a monkey. 447 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,400 Well, I mean, isn't that a great story? 448 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,400 Someone that sucks with a monkey. 449 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,400 Who is this person? 450 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,400 I don't think it was this monkey. 451 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,400 But think about it. Everybody told that story. 452 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,400 How strong could you be to fuck a monkey? 453 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,400 Everybody, yeah. 454 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,400 You want to find out? 455 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,400 You get your balls ripped off. 456 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,400 Yeah, monkeys. 457 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,400 Jungle monkeys. 458 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,400 Unless they drank it and the dude just was that horned up 459 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,400 that he had to have sex with it. 460 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,400 Well, some of these guys in Africa are pretty strong. 461 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,400 I don't know. 462 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,400 We'll take a couple of guys. 463 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,400 We'll take a couple of them. 464 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,400 Can you elaborate on that statement? 465 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,400 He's jungle monkeys. 466 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,400 I know, you got to watch out for them. 467 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,400 Yes, they are very strong. 468 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,400 But here's the thing, man. 469 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,400 It would take a couple of your friends 470 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,400 to hold down the monkey 471 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,400 would take at least 472 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,400 one guy on each side 473 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,400 holding his arms and legs. 474 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,400 Toe in the line, oh, Jesus. 475 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,400 This is a comedic special. 476 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400 Toe in the line. 477 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400 So, you know, you imagine 478 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,400 there's got to be at least three people involved 479 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,400 having sex with a monkey. 480 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,400 Two holding them down. 481 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,400 If they drank it. 482 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,400 That's no fun. 483 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 What the hell, Larry? 484 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,400 What are you talking about? 485 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,400 What do you mean that's no fun? 486 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,400 Is that what you do on dates? 487 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,400 You drink people? 488 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,400 You like to drink a monkey? 489 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,400 Is that how you do it? 490 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,400 You drink them? 491 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,400 No. 492 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 I don't know if you're insinuating right now 493 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,400 that I'm a rapist or something. 494 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,400 Let's get back to the subject here. 495 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,400 Fauci was a dirt bag. 496 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,400 Oh, you think? 497 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,400 He was a kid. 498 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,400 He was a great age. 499 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,400 Decades. 500 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,400 We joke about the other stuff. 501 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,400 Decades deep lies. 502 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,400 Decades deep of killing people. 503 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,400 He's got more bodies out of him than a Kevorkian does. 504 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,400 Dude, he's got more bodies than Hitler. 505 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Honestly, he's probably close. 506 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,400 Yeah, he does. 507 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,400 He and Bill Gates are just up there. 508 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,400 They should be kissing before they get 509 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,400 tired and feathered and shot in a canon. 510 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,400 What up? 511 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400 Have you guys heard, I don't know if we talked about that. 512 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,400 The Weinstein, 513 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,400 Tucker Carlson, 514 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,400 Yeah. 515 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,400 Brett Weinstein? 516 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,400 No, we're not talking about the other one. 517 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,400 Not the pervert from Hollywood. 518 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,400 Weinstein. 519 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,400 Weinstein. 520 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,400 Oh, shit. 521 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,400 Talking about how... 522 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400 They estimated 17 million people 523 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,400 that have died from the 524 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400 the jab. 525 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,400 Yeah, be they tread on light water. 526 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,400 Yeah, I know, I'm just saying 17 million. 527 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,400 That's... 528 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,400 And that's low numbers. 529 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Hitler wishes he had those numbers. 530 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,400 Alright, then there we go, Larry. 531 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,400 That's all I'm saying. 532 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,400 He's catching up to Mao. 533 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,400 Yeah. 534 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,400 Listen, we're talking 535 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,400 Hiroshima numbers here. 536 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,400 Yeah, it's more than that. 537 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,400 Excuse me. 538 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,400 Hiroshima's a fucking drop in the 539 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,400 atomic bucket. 540 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,400 My fault, my bad. I meant to say something 541 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,400 different, but... 542 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,400 Hey, speaking of... 543 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,400 No, I'm sorry. 544 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,400 Speaking of Hiroshima... 545 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,400 We haven't done the Fortune Cookie 500 in a while. 546 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,400 Yeah, man. 547 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,400 This is Chinese, but 548 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,400 now we're talking about Japan. 549 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,400 Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about... 550 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,400 That guy's a fraud. He's a fake. 551 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,400 I can't stand him, but 552 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,400 I have to look... 553 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,400 You're a American, you don't like him? 554 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,400 You're a racist. 555 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,400 What did he say? 556 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,400 Well, no, him talking about now, like atomic weapons. 557 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,400 Everybody is worried 558 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,400 about the blowback, the 559 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,400 radiation of how it just carries 560 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,400 everywhere. 561 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,400 What's not only country that has used nuclear weapons? 562 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,400 On people? 563 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,400 Yes. 564 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,400 America. 565 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,400 And testament our own soil. 566 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400 And then ruin the aquifers 567 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,400 in their bullshit. 568 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,400 But certain atomic weapons 569 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,400 have no blowback. 570 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,400 I don't know if it's... 571 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,400 Here we go, Kiki Story. 572 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,400 Yeah, Kiki Story. 573 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,400 You may want to 574 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,400 you may want to affect 575 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,400 it. Probably should. 576 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,400 From guys to ballooners. 577 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,400 I don't know if it's certain that the way it's 578 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,400 fission or how it creates 579 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,400 the atomic blast itself. 580 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,400 Some of it will have the radiation 581 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,400 that destroys everything forever. 582 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,400 But then some of them don't have any 583 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,400 evaporates. No, it just 584 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,400 doesn't have any blowback. 585 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,400 I don't understand how that works then. 586 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,400 I just remember 587 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,400 Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's the man. 588 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,400 He's a lying fucking. 589 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,400 Don't ever say that again on the show. 590 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,400 He's a big space boy. 591 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,400 We should look this up at what he said though. 592 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,400 He's a space show. 593 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,400 He does spit some facts though. 594 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,400 But he's also 595 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,400 a bull. He's a bullshit artist. 596 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,400 Well, he's an entertainer. 597 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,400 Plus he says whatever they tell him to say. 598 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,400 I don't know about that. 599 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,400 I think he's indoctrinated. 600 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Well, this could be another thing. 601 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Neil deGrasse Tyson is too much of a pussy 602 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400 to have a fucking one on one 603 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,400 with Hibbler about Flat Earth. 604 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,400 Okay. I mean, I don't know about that. 605 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,400 If he's supposed to be so fucking smart. 606 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,400 I'm not. Ask Hibbler. 607 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,400 Ask Hibbler. 608 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,400 I think the reason why he wouldn't do it 609 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400 is like, oh, that's so just 610 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,400 I won't even touch that because it's bullshit. 611 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,400 That's because he has no fucking facts 612 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,400 because he's a liar. 613 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,400 He knows nothing about science. 614 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,400 And the same reason he could be saying this too 615 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,400 is to let people be like, well, let them think 616 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,400 there's no blowback. They'll be outside 617 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,400 and get the blowback and be good. 618 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400 I want to hear something funny. 619 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,400 I told Mr. X today that Epstein was behind the ice wall 620 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,400 hanging out with Biggie and Tupac 621 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,400 and he was not happy with it. 622 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,400 He was not happy with that. 623 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,400 What the fuck? 624 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400 That is funny. 625 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,400 He's like, oh, no, he's living in Israel 626 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,400 under a massage cover. 627 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,400 I'm like, why is that? 628 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,400 It doesn't make any sense. 629 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,400 That's the ice behind the ice wall 630 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,400 with Tupac and Biggie. 631 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,400 Give me my lighter back, Jack. 632 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,400 Nice throw. 633 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,400 Oh, boy. 634 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Aren't you going to ask Kiki about his ears? 635 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,400 What? 636 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,400 I'm not going to ask you. 637 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,400 What? 638 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,400 South Crow Fields? 639 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,400 Yeah. 640 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,400 Yeah, no, he still doesn't shave. 641 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,400 He's trying to hide him with a hat. 642 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,400 What kind of woman wants you? 643 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,400 Dude, they love that shit. 644 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,400 No, they don't love it. 645 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,400 We may love your hair. 646 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,400 When you were getting your nose done, 647 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,400 they couldn't scrape out your ears a little. 648 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,400 They shut up. 649 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,400 See, I got to take notes and tell the doctors, 650 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,400 hey, what do you think about getting your hair cut? 651 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,400 I'm going to get a haircut next. 652 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,400 Ask the lady to clean your ears out. 653 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,400 That's it, dude. 654 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,400 Now do you say something? 655 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,400 Yeah, you can see the hair. 656 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,400 Now I can actually physically hear it. 657 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,400 Now I can see them. 658 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,400 I can hear the fuzz. 659 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,400 It's like... 660 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,400 The fuzz is talking. 661 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,400 You're messing with the speaker. 662 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,400 Yeah. 663 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,400 You're here so thick. 664 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,400 Seriously, you can't look and see it. 665 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,400 I can see it every time I've said about it, 666 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,400 like nine episodes. 667 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,400 I can't see any. 668 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,400 I still haven't done it. 669 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,400 Of course I can't see. 670 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,400 No, it's not. 671 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,400 I mean, this fucking guy... 672 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,400 Maybe we'll get a shaver and shave it on the air. 673 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,400 That's a good idea. 674 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,400 No, we're not going to do that in the base. 675 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400 She's knocking on the way in. 676 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,400 See, it's got to be blonde. 677 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,400 That's right, because I can't see it. 678 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,400 No, it's gray shit. 679 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,400 I'm only 23. 680 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,400 Damn. 681 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,400 It's terrible for your age. 682 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,400 And dog ears, yeah. 683 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,400 Really bottomed out there. 684 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,400 Yeah, so... 685 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,400 So what? 686 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400 Now you know. 687 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,400 Oh, yeah. 688 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,400 Now what? 689 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,400 So what were you talking about before this shit happened? 690 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,400 I don't know, man. I really just fucking... 691 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,400 I forgot what you were talking about. 692 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,400 Yeah, my balloons ran out. 693 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,400 I'm not gonna top my game anymore. 694 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,400 We're talking about the death monkey 695 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,400 and the trunk monkey. 696 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,400 Trunk monkey. 697 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,400 No, we're fine with that, though. 698 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,400 That's what I want to get, though. 699 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,400 You want to get a trunk monkey? 700 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,400 Yeah, that's good. 701 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,400 You could probably go there and get a monkey right now 702 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,400 for nothing, practically. 703 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,400 Next to nothing. 704 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,400 Honestly, I think the majority of Japan 705 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,400 and Asia has trunk monkeys. 706 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,400 That is fucking... 707 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,400 That's just a bold statement to make, but okay. 708 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,400 I'll go with that, right? 709 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,400 I believe it. 710 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,400 Dude, all the videos of monkeys doing shit, 711 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,400 why not be in the trunk? 712 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,400 With like a crowbar or a... 713 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,400 Here we go. 714 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,400 Yeah, it's already there. 715 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,400 Guess the race of the case. You ready? 716 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,400 Yeah. 717 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,400 I took a minute. I apologize. 718 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,400 Hooker? 719 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,400 We didn't do this last time either. 720 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,400 Hooker allegedly 721 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,400 streamed mom's murder 722 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,400 on Facebook live. 723 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,400 Jesus. 724 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,400 This is a statement from the cops. 725 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,400 I'll read that one more time because 726 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,400 a little buzzed. 727 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,400 Hooker, I like how they call her Hooker. 728 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400 Hooker allegedly streamed mom's 729 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,400 murder on Facebook live. 730 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400 It's a white check. 731 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,400 A Hooker streamed 732 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,400 her mother's alleged murder Monday 733 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,400 on Facebook live. 734 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,400 It's a white check with a black boyfriend. 735 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,400 Man, that's almost too... 736 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,400 Come on, man. 737 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,400 Very difficult, isn't it? 738 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,400 Well, no, but doesn't say. 739 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,400 Mine fits the bill too much. 740 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,400 It's got to be something different. 741 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,400 That's good, though. I mean, shit. 742 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,400 That makes a lot of sense. 743 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,400 It makes you guys think that's why I play these games with you. 744 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,400 Look at how stumped you are. 745 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,400 I went out with this 746 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,400 Hispanic chick. 747 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,400 I love how you talk it off to me. 748 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,400 So, wait, is this from America? 749 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,400 Yes. 750 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,400 I went out with this Hispanic chick 751 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,400 and the older sister used to beat up the mom 752 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,400 all the time, so maybe she 753 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,400 could have been Hispanic. 754 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,400 Yeah. 755 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,400 Hooker 756 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,400 allegedly streamed mom's murder on Facebook live. 757 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,400 Cops. 758 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,400 Damn. 759 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,400 I know I love this. 760 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,400 Man, 761 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400 I have to... 762 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,400 I'm going to go with Hispanic. 763 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,400 Ki? 764 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,400 The white chick. 765 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,400 Larry's right. 766 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,400 He's always right. 767 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,400 I love how he talked it off. 768 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,400 Yeah. 769 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,400 I dated a chick. 770 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,400 The sister was crazy. 771 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,400 She used to stab me. 772 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,400 The same sister 773 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,400 stabbed my girlfriend with a sister. 774 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,400 Oh, no. 775 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,400 The sister broke 776 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,400 my girlfriend's nose 777 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,400 and tried pushing it out. 778 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,400 That was a completely different story. 779 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,400 Then my girlfriend stabbed her sister 780 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400 with a scissor. 781 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,400 What's her name? 782 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,400 So, Larry's got one. 783 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,400 So, Larry was here. 784 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,400 Yeah, that was Larry's life story. 785 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,400 Larry's good. 786 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,400 I think I knew those girls. 787 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,400 He's got experience. 788 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400 I dated a crazy girl like this. 789 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,400 And she came to this. 790 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,400 The best. 791 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,400 Good for you. 792 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,400 Hi. 793 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,400 She was crazy. 794 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,400 I think that might have been the one that burnt my car down to the ground. 795 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,400 We talked about this before. 796 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,400 But we talked about this before. 797 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,400 My girlfriend's carrying house. 798 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,400 And he went on vacation. 799 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,400 You went on vacation? 800 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,400 Yeah, on vacation. 801 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,400 Classic. 802 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,400 Classic. 803 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,400 Ha ha ha. 804 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,400 That was good. 805 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,400 Ah, yeah, yeah. 806 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,400 Oh, yeah, yeah. 807 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,400 Oh, yeah, yeah. 808 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,400 How many you got? 809 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,400 In the Diamond District. 810 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,400 We did talk about... 811 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,400 Oh, shit. Well, I wanted to do this for Donnie and Forth. 812 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,400 Oh, did we do the... 813 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,400 Man, I love this one. 814 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,400 This is funny. 815 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,400 Chinggat. 816 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,400 Come on. 817 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,400 All right. 818 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,400 Yeah, I need to talk. 819 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,400 We're waiting for the race to race again. 820 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,400 I need to go against the first thought that comes to my head. 821 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,400 I got to go against it because it's always wrong. 822 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,400 That's not how it always is. 823 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,400 Because sometimes, you know, you're having a test. 824 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,400 I've got a couple of them. 825 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,400 And they always say the first thing you thought of is probably right. 826 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,400 Hey, do we do this? 827 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,400 Biden administration spends taxpayer dollars on ballroom dancing programs 828 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,400 to uplift transgender youth in Peru. 829 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,400 Oh, White Trash put the race to the case. 830 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,400 But did we do it? 831 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,400 Joe Biden, White Trash. 832 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,400 Yeah. 833 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,400 What? 834 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,400 The case, White Trash, Joe Biden. 835 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,400 Okay. 836 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,400 That can't be real, is it? 837 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,400 What, the story I'm reading? 838 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,400 Yeah, I mean, how much... 839 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,400 Decision, I'm not making this one up. 840 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,400 How much money was spent? 841 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,400 It was like, I think, like $100,000 maybe. 842 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,400 For the Peruvians to learn ballet? 843 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,400 Yeah. 844 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,400 But it's just... 845 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,400 Transgender Peruvians. 846 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,400 There's probably, what, three of them? 847 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,400 Four of them. 848 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,400 They need partners. 849 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,400 Yeah, one. 850 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,400 You can't do three. 851 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,400 There's one short. 852 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,400 It's not like doing crab macaws. 853 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,400 So they had to pay $100,000 to the people that would dance with them. 854 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,400 That's probably how it worked. 855 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,400 Like I said, I really... 856 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,400 They don't deal with that shit down there. 857 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,400 No. 858 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,400 They just push you on a fucking train track to call it a day. 859 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,400 Yeah, they don't know what transgender is down there. 860 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,400 They watch American shit and then they get inundated with that also. 861 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,400 Huh. 862 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,400 And they're like, oh, my gosh. 863 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,400 Sometimes I feel like a man, 864 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,400 but I'm a lady or whatever. 865 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,400 I'm more than just a form of man and I feel like a lady. 866 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,400 Kill, God, and take me away. 867 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,400 Yeah. 868 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,400 What the hell is that? 869 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400 Remember those old commercials? 870 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,400 Yes, they do remember that. 871 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,400 But come on, you were white broad and a tub with a perm. 872 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,400 Yeah. 873 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,400 Sometimes I feel like one. 874 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,400 And sometimes you look like one. 875 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,400 You're a white... 876 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,400 The hell are you doing over there? 877 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,400 There's no one. 878 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,400 I'm gonna blow my nose. 879 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,400 I'm on a real tight shit. 880 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Yeah, real fucking shabby operation here. 881 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,400 You guys are fucking idiots. 882 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,400 Aw, man. 883 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,400 You just come out on a tap. 884 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,400 No, you're not. 885 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,400 If this microphone wasn't in the middle, 886 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,400 it must have kicked you in the throat, Larry. 887 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,400 He's cool. 888 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,400 Who is? 889 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,400 Piggy. 890 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,400 Oh, well, good. I'll kick him in the throat too. 891 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,400 Yeah. 892 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,400 That's all right, though. 893 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,400 I got my fighting knives. 894 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,400 They're just 895 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,400 butter knife and a steak knife. 896 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,400 Yeah. 897 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,400 He's like, all right, who's got food? 898 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,400 The fat girl's here. 899 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,400 That'd be your superhero name. 900 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400 The fighting knife. 901 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400 Fat girl. 902 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,400 Yeah. 903 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,400 Big F. 904 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,400 FG. 905 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,400 We're like food stains on my shirt. 906 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,400 It's a white uniform 907 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,400 with lots of fucking spaghetti stains. 908 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,400 Oh, my God. It's white beige. 909 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,400 It's like skin tone. 910 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,400 Is that guy naked? 911 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,400 Oh. 912 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,400 Yeah. 913 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,400 No, those are just ketchup stains. 914 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,400 Is he bleeding? 915 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,400 No, that's just ketchup. 916 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,400 Fat girl's impervious. 917 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,400 What? 918 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,400 Fat girl's impervious. 919 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,400 He can't be bleeding. 920 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,400 Like Superman. 921 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,400 Oh, look. 922 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,400 He can't fucking get hurt. 923 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,400 Yeah. 924 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,400 By fat girls? 925 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,400 Maybe. 926 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,400 Maybe that could do it. 927 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,400 He can cure diabetes. 928 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,400 That's his power. 929 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,400 Yeah. 930 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,400 Kryptonite is like skinny chicks or something. 931 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,400 Get away. 932 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400 Oh, Lord. 933 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,400 There's a little more race to... 934 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,400 No more race. 935 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,400 Race, race, race. 936 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,400 Oh, shit, man. 937 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400 My bad. I forgot. 938 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,400 Think, McFly. 939 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,400 Think. 940 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,400 So, yeah, man. 941 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,400 I don't have any more. Shoot. 942 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,400 February 10th. 943 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400 We'll be at the 944 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,400 Chicago Loop in stream with Illinois. 945 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,400 If you're gonna want to show up 946 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,400 and tell them at the door you're there 947 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,400 to see Spirit of 77. 948 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,400 It's a fucking really kickass... 949 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,400 Put that out on the internet. 950 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,400 Kickass band. 951 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,400 If they want to murder you, you know where to get them. 952 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,400 It wasn't a Chicago Loop. 953 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,400 I've never been to a Chicago Loop. 954 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,400 It's been there a while, man. 955 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,400 It's like... 956 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,400 It's right up front. 957 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,400 Without her being taken... 958 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,400 Let's not just tell everybody where it's at. 959 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400 If they want to... 960 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,400 We're gonna give the rear fucking ways now to Kiki. 961 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,400 He's totally gonna explain the route. 962 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,400 It's one street, man. 963 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,400 It's a bit of a roadway down Barlett, man. 964 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,400 Is it older than 20 years old? 965 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400 Something like that. 966 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400 Maybe 20 years old. 967 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,400 I lived in stream. 968 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,400 20 years ago, I played there. 969 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,400 Really? 970 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,400 Yeah. 971 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,400 The guy that fucking runs the... 972 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,400 The guy that runs the... 973 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,400 The guy that runs the joint. 974 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,400 The guy that runs the joint. 975 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,400 Fucking... 976 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,400 He yelled at our band for playing cards. 977 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,400 We were killing some time. 978 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400 We did our soundcheck. 979 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400 We were wasting time. 980 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,400 Fucking... 981 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,400 You guys can't play. 982 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,400 You can't gamble here. 983 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,400 I'm like, dude, we're just playing cards. 984 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,400 We don't have any money at all. 985 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,400 We're the band. 986 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,400 Yeah. 987 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,400 And he's like, you can't play cards here. 988 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,400 And he got all fucking crazy with us. 989 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,400 And then Dave said he was kind of being a cheuce 990 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,400 when he booked our band. 991 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,400 He's like, no fucking mosh pits. 992 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,400 And no stage dive. 993 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,400 And he got all crazy with us. 994 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,400 And it's like, oh, jeez, what the fuck, dude? 995 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,400 Well, we can't control mosh pits. 996 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,400 That's what I said. 997 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400 It's like, not up to us if the fucking mosh pit goes. 998 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,400 Yeah, right? 999 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,400 You know, here's the other thing. 1000 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,400 It's all... 1001 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,400 Everybody's gonna be fucking old. 1002 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,400 It's old, suburban, fucking... 1003 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,400 It's gonna be my friends. 1004 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,400 And, you know, the youngest people... 1005 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,400 We're not moshing. 1006 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,400 The youngest guys in the band are fucking... 1007 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,400 The one kid that's the youngest guy in the band 1008 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,400 is his 30th birthday. 1009 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,400 So nobody's gonna be fucking... 1010 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,400 Stage diving. 1011 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,400 It's not like a bunch of fucking 15-year-old kids 1012 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400 killing each other. 1013 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400 You guys already have one bad hip. 1014 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,400 You don't need another one. 1015 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,400 I can barely make it on stage, all right? 1016 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,400 Yeah, okay. 1017 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,400 He's like, who wants to rob my hip? 1018 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,400 That's a bunch of bullshit. 1019 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,400 Yeah, I know. 1020 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,400 Just waving your wiener around at everyone. 1021 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,400 That's backstage. 1022 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,400 I was talking about the school parking lot. 1023 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,400 Yeah, I know. 1024 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,400 What are you doing? 1025 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,400 Oh, Lordy. 1026 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,400 The middle school. 1027 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,400 Oh, man. 1028 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,400 That makes it more palatable. 1029 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,400 The middle school. 1030 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,400 I was in kindergarten. 1031 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,400 When I was in middle school... 1032 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,400 Oh, here we go. 1033 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400 Man. 1034 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400 I had a great time. 1035 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,400 Please, I hope the statue of limitations 1036 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,400 that I offer on this store. 1037 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,400 Hey, you could fuck middle school chicks 1038 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,400 if you're in middle school. 1039 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,400 It's okay. 1040 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,400 It's not a weird one. 1041 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,400 It's not a weird one. 1042 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,400 It's kind of weird when an old man says that. 1043 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,400 Yeah. 1044 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,400 That's supposed to be weird. 1045 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,400 You can't wipe my memory clean, man. 1046 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,400 I would hope not to, jeez, man, 1047 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,400 because we get all these great stories of you on YouTube. 1048 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,400 Talking about weird sex stuff you did. 1049 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,400 You're middle school. 1050 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400 Middle school. 1051 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,400 Children. 1052 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,400 Yeah, when I was in middle school, shit. 1053 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,400 Yeah, I was in middle school. 1054 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,400 I don't like to tell any stories. 1055 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,400 This guy's an open book over here. 1056 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,400 Shit, man. 1057 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,400 What's the difference? 1058 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,400 I'm not looking to be the president 1059 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,400 or fucking anything like that. 1060 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,400 Oh, that's the funniest thing I heard tonight. 1061 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,400 And even if I'm not, it wouldn't matter. 1062 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,400 I mean, look what goes on now. 1063 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,400 They'd say you're too clean to be the president. 1064 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,400 You're not even the president of this house. 1065 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,400 Well, honestly, you're not even the VP. 1066 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,400 I guarantee you the president, like Clinton, 1067 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,400 dude, he's got great stories he ain't shown. 1068 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,400 You're a great president. 1069 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,400 You're a great president. 1070 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,400 He's got great stories he ain't shown. 1071 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,400 First of all, he's a child rapist. 1072 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,400 Yeah. 1073 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,400 Second of all, he's never going to be brought to justice. 1074 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400 But just saying. 1075 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,400 Third of all, there's evidence of this. 1076 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400 Which I didn't even say... 1077 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,400 I'm not even going to say third. 1078 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,400 I'm not even going to say first. 1079 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,400 He likes to use women as a humidor. 1080 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,400 Humidor. 1081 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,400 Cigars, get it? 1082 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,400 You're a humorous fucking idiot. 1083 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,400 Whatever, I understand. 1084 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,400 This guy, Huma Dean. 1085 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,400 What's her name? 1086 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,400 Amidine or Clinton's... 1087 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,400 No. 1088 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,400 Frezzledrip, bitch. 1089 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,400 Hillary. 1090 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,400 What's her, her personal assistant or whatever? 1091 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,400 Amidine, Master Dean or something like that. 1092 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,400 She was the husband. 1093 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,400 Anthony Weiner's wife. 1094 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,400 Frezzledrip, dude. 1095 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,400 When they cut off the girl's face and put it out. 1096 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,400 No, no, no, that's speculative. 1097 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,400 That's speculatory, but... 1098 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,400 That's what I like to believe. 1099 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,400 What? 1100 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,400 You just like to yell stuff out at the same time. 1101 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,400 There's no factual evidence behind it. 1102 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,400 We all know that. 1103 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,400 Hillary couldn't have known the pizza shop. 1104 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,400 But it was in Maine. 1105 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,400 She made damn good pizzas. 1106 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,400 Yeah. 1107 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,400 But there were children in the basement. 1108 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,400 And they couldn't care. 1109 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,400 And they were in cages. 1110 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,400 Waiting to get fucked, probably. 1111 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,400 Or eaten or whatever she does at witch. 1112 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,400 I don't know. 1113 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,400 You guys are gonna see the painting. 1114 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,400 Somewhere outside of LA. 1115 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,400 Gavin Newsom. 1116 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,400 As a reptilian. 1117 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,400 With the face mask. 1118 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,400 Human skin being pulled out of the face. 1119 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,400 It's a painting? 1120 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,400 No, it's a graffiti. 1121 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,400 Hey, you guys know the graffiti artist 1122 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,400 with the horns and the tattoo. 1123 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,400 All over his head. 1124 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,400 Fuck, man. 1125 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,400 I can't remember his name. 1126 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,400 I love it. 1127 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,400 Tell stories without any... 1128 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,400 Are you key physically? 1129 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,400 There's like horns put into his head. 1130 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,400 Well, they're like fucking like red horns. 1131 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,400 Impressive ways. 1132 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,400 Yeah, they do like... 1133 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,400 What's that shit called? 1134 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,400 I've seen this cat on social. 1135 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,400 Body modification. 1136 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,400 Scarification. 1137 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,400 Well, no, that's completely different. 1138 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,400 That's what it is. No, what do you think tattoos are, man? 1139 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,400 It's scarification. 1140 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,400 Those are not... 1141 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,400 That's not wanting a job. 1142 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,400 Cutter girl. 1143 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,400 I think well, cutter girl when you say scarification. 1144 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,400 That should be your next album. 1145 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,400 Scarification. 1146 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,400 That's a good idea. 1147 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,400 Scarification of the children? 1148 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,400 No. 1149 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,400 Did you ever see those? 1150 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,400 Do you think that'll sell? 1151 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,400 Probably. 1152 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,400 It doesn't matter. I don't sell now anyway. 1153 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,400 So, fuck, man. 1154 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,400 I'm trying to... 1155 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,400 Now, you know what, here's the thing. 1156 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,400 I don't want to sell because... 1157 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,400 It's a fucking... 1158 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,400 That's so out of bullshit. 1159 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,400 And then you start to worry about, oh man, they like that. 1160 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,400 I want to make another thing that sounds like that. 1161 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,400 I'd rather just keep doing what I'm doing and do anything 1162 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,400 what I like to do. 1163 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,400 Larry Epstein over here. 1164 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,400 I don't make any... 1165 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,400 No one's going to stop me. 1166 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,400 Yeah. 1167 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,400 I'm going to just keep on doing what I'm doing. 1168 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,400 That's right. 1169 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,400 Keep on truckin', baby. 1170 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,400 Gotta keep on truckin'. 1171 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,400 You hear that guitar ring? 1172 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,400 Oh, is that the cymbal? 1173 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,400 Look at that note. 1174 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400 Let's do fortune cookies. 1175 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,400 I was just going to say we haven't... 1176 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,400 Yeah. 1177 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,400 Very... 1178 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,400 Very honorable time. 1179 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,400 Nice one. 1180 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,400 Wow, let it ring. You can do it again. 1181 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,400 One more time, yeah. 1182 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,400 Man, I love it. He doesn't know where he's at. 1183 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,400 No, I do know where he's at. 1184 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,400 I'm excited because this is a good one. 1185 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,400 Oh, really? 1186 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,400 That's a very honorable time of day. 1187 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,400 Fortune cookie 500. Hit the gong. 1188 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,400 One more time. 1189 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,400 One more time, man. 1190 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,400 Fortune cookie 500. 1191 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,400 With the Rary Jones. 1192 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,400 This is very honorable fortune. 1193 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,400 Very fortunate fortune. 1194 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,400 You are very fortunate to get this fortune. 1195 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,400 Okay. 1196 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,400 I thought that's what it was. 1197 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,400 It was pretty cool. 1198 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,400 It was a good song. 1199 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,400 I just came out. 1200 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,400 I'm feeling up. 1201 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,400 Darkness cannot drive out darkness. 1202 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,400 Only light can do that. 1203 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,400 Man, it sounds like gentrification. 1204 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,400 Ha ha ha ha ha. 1205 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,400 I mean, doesn't it? 1206 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,400 Darkness? 1207 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,400 Yeah, that might be Chinese code. 1208 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,400 Darkness cannot drive out darkness. 1209 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,400 Only light can do that. 1210 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,400 I don't know what they're trying to get at. 1211 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,400 I just told you what they're trying to get at. 1212 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,400 We like this area. 1213 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400 We can take it over. 1214 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,400 There's a couple variations of that. 1215 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,400 Read it one more time. 1216 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,400 Darkness cannot drive out darkness. 1217 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,400 Only light can do that. 1218 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,400 So kind of like a metaphor maybe for angels and demons? 1219 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,400 Would you think? 1220 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,400 Yeah, but I think the first one is dark. 1221 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,400 Darkness and darkness fighting each other. 1222 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,400 Well, you know, it's like you can't put out fire with fire. 1223 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,400 You gotta put it out with water. 1224 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,400 It's always darkest before dawn. 1225 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,400 You can't fucking brighten up a room. 1226 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,400 Too wrongs don't make a right. 1227 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,400 Too longs don't make a right. 1228 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,400 Ha ha ha ha. 1229 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,400 Ah, hit the gong. 1230 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,400 Ha ha ha ha. 1231 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,400 They're very funny. 1232 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,400 Very funny joke. 1233 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,400 Hey. 1234 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,400 Hey, shout out to the audience. 1235 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,400 Hey, shout out to 1236 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,400 Shout out to Pad Terry. 1237 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,400 He's dead. 1238 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,400 He's dead. 1239 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,400 Listen to this though. 1240 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,400 Five nine. 1241 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,400 135 pounds. 1242 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,400 He was fucking lying about his weight though. 1243 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,400 By at least 20 pounds. 1244 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,400 So he wasn't at 135? 1245 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,400 Not even. 1246 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,400 He was the skinniest motherfucker I ever fucking knew in my life. 1247 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,400 Besides like, 1248 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,400 unless you know, like your grandpa was in a death camp 1249 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,400 and fucking Nazi Germany. 1250 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,400 Dude, that's how skinny this kid was. 1251 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,400 I don't know about that. 1252 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,400 I mean, they were fairly thin. 1253 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,400 The first night, Mary, okay. 1254 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,400 First of all, there is an Auschwitz deny herself. 1255 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,400 What? 1256 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,400 He does not believe the Holocaust. 1257 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,400 I didn't say that. 1258 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,400 You totally said that upstairs. 1259 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,400 Holy shit, man. 1260 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,400 How do we get back on this? 1261 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,400 The first night that he moved in here, Mary, 1262 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,400 because he needed somewhere to live, 1263 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,400 he was a fuck man. 1264 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,400 And so I let him move in here. 1265 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,400 I knew he would be troubled though, 1266 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,400 because I knew he was a bad fucking alcoholic. 1267 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,400 And the very first night, 1268 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,400 he's like, alright, good night. 1269 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,400 And he gets up from the kitchen table, 1270 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,400 me and Mary are partying. 1271 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,400 He is drinking his ass off. 1272 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,400 And he gets up from the chair 1273 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,400 and he crawls away. 1274 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,400 And Mary starts crying because he is so fucked up. 1275 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,400 And I'm like, well shit, 1276 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,400 if you're going to cry from that, 1277 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,400 this guy gets fucked up. 1278 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,400 And but she got used to it. 1279 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,400 Let's let this huge alcoholic 1280 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,400 live in our house. 1281 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,400 And my wife cries too. 1282 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,400 And then my mom. 1283 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,400 Man, you're just a horrible husband. 1284 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,400 Yeah, you can live here. 1285 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,400 I think it might have been before we were married. 1286 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,400 No, even worse. 1287 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400 But, you know, I asked her, 1288 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,400 what a saint. 1289 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,400 Well here's the thing, Mary was kind of just 1290 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,400 living here with me too. 1291 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,400 In her house. 1292 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,400 If I'm thinking back now. 1293 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,400 These are my friends. 1294 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,400 They're going to want to live with us. 1295 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,400 Plus I also needed someone to help me pay the rent 1296 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,400 too, I can't lie and fucking, you know. 1297 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,400 This is before you were a sugar baby. 1298 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,400 Yeah. 1299 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,400 I mean, these are a free sugar baby. 1300 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,400 Free sugar. 1301 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,400 This is sweet and low. 1302 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,400 That's what I was called. 1303 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,400 Sweet and low. 1304 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,400 Yeah, boys. 1305 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,400 I was like, 1306 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,400 I'm going to get married. 1307 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,400 Yeah. 1308 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,400 Yeah. 1309 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,400 Yeah. 1310 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,400 You're a whore. 1311 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,400 Yeah. 1312 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,400 I was a whore. 1313 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,400 I had to, 1314 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,400 I had to get padding here. 1315 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,400 And Mary was just like, Oh my God, this guy is so 1316 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,400 fucked up. 1317 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,400 And then I'm like I know. 1318 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,400 All the time. 1319 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,240 and he wanted nothing to do with them. 1320 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,080 He'd like, 1321 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,920 Like to drink? 1322 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,080 Bang him and tell him to get the fuck out. 1323 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,040 Like this girl's girls would be in love with him 1324 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,080 and then he'd be going out with them for a couple months 1325 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,480 and then all of a sudden be like, 1326 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,880 get the fuck out of here and kick him out 1327 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,720 and like tell him to never call again. 1328 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,640 And I would be like, holy shit. 1329 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:10,760 Booze was his lady. 1330 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,400 Yeah, he was fucked up man. 1331 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,000 Booze was his life. 1332 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:14,840 That's revenge to kill him. 1333 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,160 But one time one of his best friends came over to visit 1334 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,360 and hang out and even maybe drink with him 1335 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,040 and say okay whatever and succumb to the fucking demons. 1336 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,280 And Pat fucking made him. 1337 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,480 Well that's also copious amounts of alcohol. 1338 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,840 Yeah and Pat fucking made him want to drink too. 1339 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,160 I want to fucking. 1340 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,360 He turned to me and he's like, 1341 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,280 dude I don't know how he put up with this fucking guy. 1342 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,520 And I was just so wound up in my own thing 1343 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,560 that I barely even fucking noticed him 1344 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,120 because I was so fucked up. 1345 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:46,960 But yeah. 1346 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,120 That's another criminating story by Larry. 1347 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:56,120 Nobody in the local's watching this. 1348 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,440 Again, Pat's dead. 1349 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,440 I mean I would never say anything like this 1350 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,320 about any of my living friends. 1351 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,120 So all you guys out there if you're listening. 1352 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:07,960 If you're alive. 1353 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,800 If you're still alive. 1354 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,520 You know you're still safe with me. 1355 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,600 Until you die then I'm gonna fucking say 1356 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,920 everything I know about you. 1357 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,240 That's what a serial killer says. 1358 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,600 It's safe to stay with me. 1359 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,960 You're safe with me. 1360 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,080 I don't know about that. 1361 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,080 Just get in the trunk. 1362 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,400 Put these handcuffs on. 1363 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,040 Man you gotta ask them to put handcuffs on. 1364 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:26,880 Well no dude. 1365 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,720 He's trying to be polite. 1366 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:28,560 He's being funny. 1367 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,400 He's being funny. 1368 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,240 He's probably gonna slap you. 1369 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,080 I don't know how to do it. 1370 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,320 I'm not a real serial killer like you are. 1371 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,160 That's all right. 1372 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,320 You have to prepare Larry. 1373 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,240 You know my favorite serial killer joke? 1374 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,080 Oh you guys are. 1375 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,920 You guys are. 1376 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,760 Let's hear it. 1377 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,600 Let's go. 1378 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,680 No the one guy picks up a hitchhiker. 1379 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,560 I just told you that one. 1380 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,400 No did you? 1381 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,240 I think so. 1382 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,080 Yeah. 1383 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,880 This fucking guy stealing Valor over here. 1384 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,400 Yeah well no yeah the hitchhiker gets in the car. 1385 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,280 Yeah. 1386 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,800 I said this on this show. 1387 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,880 It's on here a couple. 1388 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,720 Did you? 1389 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,560 Yeah. 1390 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,400 I think we have to talk about it. 1391 00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,240 Well I forgot it. 1392 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,080 I'll tell you. 1393 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:00,920 You forgot it. 1394 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:01,760 You forgot it? 1395 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,600 I forgot it. 1396 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,440 No you didn't. 1397 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,280 You forgot it. 1398 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,120 No you didn't forget it. 1399 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:05,960 Yeah he didn't forget it. 1400 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,800 You didn't forget it. 1401 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,640 You didn't forget it. 1402 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,240 Well no he said yeah hitchhiker gets in the car. 1403 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,080 He's like. 1404 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:11,920 Fucking sauce monkey. 1405 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,320 Hey how do you know I'm not a hitchhiker. 1406 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,160 And then the driver. 1407 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,000 Yeah he said. 1408 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,800 How do you know I'm not a serial killer. 1409 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,360 And then the driver's like well the odds 1410 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,000 of two serial killers being in the car at the same time. 1411 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,240 Man I mean you. 1412 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,080 That's a great. 1413 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:24,920 Assholes. 1414 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,960 I swear to God this is what I'm dealing with. 1415 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,040 You can quiet over that. 1416 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,400 This idiot tells a joke on the hang. 1417 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,720 How do you know I'm not a serial killer. 1418 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,640 This idiot steals his joke. 1419 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,160 And doesn't even tell it. 1420 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,000 I didn't steal. 1421 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,360 I said it's my favorite joke. 1422 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,200 Yes he did. 1423 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,200 He did steal it though. 1424 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,040 I didn't steal it though. 1425 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,480 Predictive programming. 1426 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,320 I'm sure. 1427 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,400 I didn't make that one up either. 1428 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,960 I didn't make it up either. 1429 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,040 My uncle told me. 1430 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,880 Yeah that's an old joke. 1431 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:49,720 My uncle told me. 1432 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,640 I didn't make it up to. 1433 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,680 Oh my uncle told me. 1434 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,520 That's original. 1435 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,360 He might have. 1436 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,200 I just came out. 1437 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,880 Yeah well you guys are playing tummy sticks. 1438 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,040 To me. 1439 00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,040 Tummy rubs. 1440 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,120 Tummy sticks. 1441 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,600 Whatever. 1442 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,520 Weirdo. 1443 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,360 I don't know what you're doing. 1444 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,200 You're wrong. 1445 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,200 Tummy sticks. 1446 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,200 You're doing tummy sticks. 1447 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,200 Oh shit. 1448 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,800 Just cause Roller does it with his uncle. 1449 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,800 Doesn't mean I do. 1450 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,800 You guys never played tummy sticks 1451 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,800 when you were with your uncle? 1452 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,640 Show ya. 1453 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,480 Yeah. 1454 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,320 What? 1455 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,440 Tummy sticks. 1456 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,880 What are you talking about? 1457 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,760 You've played tummy sticks. 1458 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,040 I don't even know what that would mean. 1459 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:34,880 Yeah. 1460 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:35,720 What are you doing? 1461 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,440 Look at this guy over here. 1462 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,080 He looks like the... 1463 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,720 Oh shit was that the monster's fucking 1464 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,040 bad uncle. 1465 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,040 Yeah he is. 1466 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,480 The dirty uncle. 1467 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,320 Yes. 1468 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,840 He's got a proclivity for the underage. 1469 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,680 What? 1470 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,440 Why would you say that? 1471 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,280 I do not. 1472 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,280 Guess what it makes me laugh. 1473 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,440 I'm cheeky. 1474 00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,320 For all you listeners out there. 1475 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,280 I can see what it was. 1476 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,280 I do not. 1477 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,080 An episode of the monsters. 1478 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:03,920 I do not. 1479 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,680 Yeah totally. 1480 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,400 He's got a gang of 14. 1481 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,240 Oh man. 1482 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,520 He's got a pocket full of candy. 1483 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,360 All together there are 100. 1484 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,200 Yeah. 1485 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,040 Yeah. 1486 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,520 Tummy's use of math out here. 1487 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,360 Yeah. 1488 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,200 Yeah. 1489 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,040 Yeah. 1490 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,360 Oh lord. 1491 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,200 Oh man. 1492 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,040 Oh. 1493 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,560 Can't even defend himself. 1494 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,240 I'm not gonna defend the lie. 1495 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,080 I'm not gonna defend the lie. 1496 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:30,920 Oh. 1497 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,760 Oh. 1498 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,600 Oh. 1499 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,440 Oh. 1500 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,280 Oh. 1501 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,600 Oh. 1502 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,440 Oh. 1503 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,280 That's all right. 1504 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,600 What time are we at soccer? 1505 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,160 Oh shit. 1506 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,080 40 minutes. 1507 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,680 54 minutes. 1508 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,000 54 minutes. 1509 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,240 Another 55 minutes. 1510 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,440 Dang that one went by quick. 1511 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,040 I apologize for coughing in the microphone. 1512 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:53,880 All right. 1513 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:57,480 I'm kind of disappointed we only had one guest to race. 1514 00:48:58,720 --> 00:48:59,560 I apologize for that. 1515 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,520 It's okay. 1516 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,360 Next time we'll be moving. 1517 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,480 That's my fault. 1518 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,560 But Larry got it. 1519 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,760 So he's winning again. 1520 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,600 He's a goal. 1521 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,400 Hey, I want to say happy birthday to my mom. 1522 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,760 Happy birthday, Emory. 1523 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,960 Happy birthday. 1524 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,040 Happy birthday, mom. 1525 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,240 I love you the best. 1526 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,760 You fucking totally rule. 1527 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,920 I know you're probably gonna say this. 1528 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,200 No, my mom watches. 1529 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,040 My mom listens to Larry and Nils. 1530 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,040 And it's something. 1531 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,160 She tells me to stop calling you gay. 1532 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,240 But your birthday is a good day. 1533 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,080 Sorry, Emory. 1534 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,120 She said, people are gonna think you're really gay. 1535 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,240 Why do you guys keep doing that? 1536 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:35,600 I'm like, okay, mom. 1537 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,440 Okay, mom. 1538 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,120 I'm 58 years old. 1539 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,960 I'm not gay. 1540 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,280 I'm married. 1541 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,880 I'm with a wife. 1542 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,760 She still doesn't believe it. 1543 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,600 Yeah. 1544 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,920 She's like, why are you saying that? 1545 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:49,760 No, she thinks. 1546 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:50,600 People are gonna think you're gay. 1547 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,520 She thinks the listeners are gonna think that. 1548 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,360 Yeah, I know exactly. 1549 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,680 She doesn't think you're totally sat in being with your wife. 1550 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,000 And I said, how are we gonna get a bunch of hot guys 1551 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,320 to the show when we go do a live gig? 1552 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,280 Yeah. 1553 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,160 When Larry Nils goes on the road. 1554 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,320 Yeah, when we go on the road. 1555 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,120 Nils is gonna need something to do. 1556 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,120 The chicks are gonna naturally. 1557 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,720 Now you push it to me all of a sudden. 1558 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,920 The chicks are gonna naturally show up for me. 1559 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,760 That's fine. 1560 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,280 You can have all the dudes, man. 1561 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,000 I mean, there's no shortage, probably. 1562 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,360 Fucking, that scarf is gonna attract a lot of them. 1563 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,880 This scarf, I don't care what it attracts. 1564 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,200 It's a beacon for a homo. 1565 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,200 I like it. 1566 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,520 You think it's a homo beacon? 1567 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,880 I don't think so. 1568 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,920 I think it's awesome. 1569 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,080 You can. 1570 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:34,920 Okay. 1571 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:40,400 We're gonna thank Russ, God, Jesus. 1572 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,000 Oh, before. 1573 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,320 Oh, yeah. 1574 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,800 Thank you, Jesus. 1575 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,040 Alex, my nephew, thanks for what he did. 1576 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:49,880 Thanks, Shorty. 1577 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,080 No shirt, Nick. 1578 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:51,920 Jeff. 1579 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,760 Hey, where's the lighter? 1580 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:57,760 Noel, Bobby, no filter frame, Kiki, my dad, Groucho. 1581 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,040 Hey, big joke, thanks for the light. 1582 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,320 Chris, Matt, Russ again, Dave. 1583 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,880 Hey, did we say Mr. X, be careful in Thailand? 1584 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,160 No, be careful in Thailand, Mr. X. 1585 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,000 Yes, we love you and let me tell you. 1586 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:14,840 Watch out for the- 1587 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,840 Zodiac. 1588 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:16,840 Zodiac killer? 1589 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,160 No, Zodiac mind warp. 1590 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,920 These are worse. 1591 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,760 Mary, my wife, very nice. 1592 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,200 My wife. 1593 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,400 Very nice. 1594 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,520 Harvey, my cat. 1595 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,640 You made me autistic. 1596 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:30,480 You're laying out. 1597 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,880 You really did. 1598 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,760 It just exudes from him, his autism. 1599 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,720 I want to throw an extra name in here tonight 1600 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,160 and start adding it forever. 1601 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,640 My niece, Noel, I'm there in California. 1602 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,400 Be careful, Toots. 1603 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,280 Sherry. 1604 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,280 She's black. 1605 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,120 No. 1606 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,760 Jay, you know, that's what you call chicks 1607 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,480 in like the 20s of your fucking- 1608 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,320 He didn't get it. 1609 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,160 Toots. 1610 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,000 I get it. 1611 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,440 Chrissy, I'm trying to fucking deflect you, idiot. 1612 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:03,440 Becky, Tiffany, Georgie out there in Colorado, 1613 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,840 Swarthog, Richie, my cousin, you travel. 1614 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,720 Oh man, did he get those rupees we sent him? 1615 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,760 He probably did. 1616 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,960 Yeah, I hope he's not spitting out horrors in fast cars. 1617 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:16,800 I hope he is. 1618 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,920 He's got, he just bought a Maserati. 1619 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,080 He wants you to smell his finger. 1620 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,640 Good for him. 1621 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,240 He always wants you to smell his finger. 1622 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,440 Carlo, David. 1623 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,280 I like him already. 1624 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:30,440 Starbucks, Camille, old fans, girls. 1625 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,000 Wait a minute. 1626 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,040 Did you shout out a corporation on our show? 1627 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,960 No, no, David at Starbucks. 1628 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,560 Oh, say David at Bleep. 1629 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,720 David at Bleep. 1630 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:41,560 What the hell, man? 1631 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,400 Man, this kid. 1632 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,960 It was just a free fucking ad. 1633 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,240 I'm sure somebody's gonna be like, 1634 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,040 I need to start a box out. 1635 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:47,880 After hearing that. 1636 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:48,720 Exactly. 1637 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,560 It's not like anybody doesn't know about it. 1638 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,080 It's still a free ad. 1639 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,120 Nobody, everybody knows about that place. 1640 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,880 All right, let me just say. 1641 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,600 We will never bow down to the machine. 1642 00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,360 We do not condone drinking Starbucks. 1643 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,120 No, I wouldn't say that at all. 1644 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,520 But we will never advertise on our podcast. 1645 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,920 Well, we gotta advertise. 1646 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,400 Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinarian Services. 1647 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,240 What? 1648 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:15,200 Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinarian. 1649 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:20,200 Man, he can't even read his own shit, dude. 1650 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,800 Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinarian Services. 1651 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,720 The best place to bring yourself, 1652 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:30,600 your car, and your dog or cat, or whatever animal. 1653 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,040 Yeah, it's gonna be a huge cat burnt 1654 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,640 and he gets his gun hurt. 1655 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:39,280 He calls Tom Franklin. 1656 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,000 All right. 1657 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,440 He's on the fly. 1658 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,560 That's great. 1659 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:45,560 Love you guys. 1660 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,400 The best. 1661 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,320 I really do love you guys. 1662 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,880 Everybody, man, thanks for tuning in. 1663 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,200 You got your pitch, you got a film in your gooch. 1664 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,440 Save it for next week, sucker. 1665 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,280 I'll let you do the next one. 1666 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,360 I'm not gonna remember it. 1667 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,280 I'll come up with a new one each time. 1668 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,240 If your twat is hurting, you know for a certain, 1669 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,520 you go to Tom's Free Clinic. 1670 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,080 And you'll be back squirting. 1671 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,440 All right, here we go. 1672 00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,440 Kick you with the fist of the cooch. 1673 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,280 Yeah. 1674 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,560 Is that how you do it? 1675 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,920 Oh, man, I really don't know. 1676 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,760 Like this? 1677 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,720 Look at his skull gloves and all. 1678 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:24,160 Yeah, the iron fizz. 1679 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,240 Be more fisting like that. 1680 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,560 Nothing like this. 1681 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,400 Look at those hand locks, though. 1682 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,400 That white claw can looks so small. 1683 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,240 He doesn't. 1684 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,040 It really does. 1685 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,480 He's like, Polak Popeye. 1686 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,320 Yeah. 1687 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,200 Did you ever see the family guy episode of Popeye? 1688 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,160 It's like, you know, Popeye, 1689 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,320 your arms aren't normal. 1690 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,200 Those are tumors. 1691 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,640 Er, giddie, giddie, giddie. 1692 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,480 Oh. 1693 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,320 Oh. 1694 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,600 Poor Popeye. 1695 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,440 Yep. 1696 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:54,600 Well, have a great day. 1697 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,600 He died in kind of. 1698 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:56,720 Have a great day. 1699 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,880 Popeye, you just say that. 1700 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,720 I didn't know. 1701 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,200 Have a great day, Popeye's Dash. 1702 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,040 Was it a show? 1703 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,040 Yeah, I don't know. 1704 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:02,880 No, that's a problem. 1705 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,600 You can always end whatever we want, dude. 1706 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,920 Hey, I just want to say how sad I am about Popeye 1707 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,600 being diagnosed like this. 1708 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,320 He does look like a Polish Popeye. 1709 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,160 Didn't realize it was tumors. 1710 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,160 It looks like just a doc worker. 1711 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,000 Yeah. 1712 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,840 That's what he looks like. 1713 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,840 A Polak doc worker. 1714 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,160 That's basically what I am. 1715 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,640 He lives in Brooklyn. 1716 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,680 With those hands. 1717 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,520 No, I didn't say Brooklyn. 1718 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,520 He lives in Warsaw. 1719 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,360 Time it booze. 1720 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,960 I mean, he's against the Federation, 1721 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,680 but those are far right. 1722 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,440 That's great. 1723 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,120 At night, I make bombs. 1724 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:46,120 I make bombs for what do they call regime? 1725 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,520 No, definitely get flagged. 1726 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,440 No, man, we don't do that shit here. 1727 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,280 I'm just saying if you were back in the day, 1728 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,720 Polish fucking doc worker, 1729 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,760 and then at night, you had your hobby. 1730 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,240 Blokin' bombs from the fucking. 1731 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,400 Just blokin' bars. 1732 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,360 He's gonna blow the tavern up soon. 1733 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,760 Yeah, that's what I treat. 1734 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,600 Blokin' it. 1735 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,680 Nothing's gonna fucking make it better. 1736 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,280 All right, let's end this bitch. 1737 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,680 All right, man. 1738 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,520 Peace. 1739 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,520 Thanks for tuning in. 1740 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,440 We appreciate it. 1741 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,840 Don't forget, fucking tell your. 1742 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,040 Can I have a outro, can you? 1743 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,280 Yeah, I'll edit on later. 1744 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,120 Tell your life. 1745 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,160 Oh, you mean play again? 1746 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,280 The Larry Needles out. 1747 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,120 Yeah, it's too good. 1748 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,040 You got the punk version. 1749 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,880 See you the other time. 1750 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,200 Oh, yeah, let's do a song for our with. 1751 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,040 All right. 1752 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,120 Your wife. 1753 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,120 She's a whore. 1754 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,520 She banged the neighbor. 1755 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,080 Left the door open. 1756 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,200 What a whore. 1757 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,520 She's not beautiful. 1758 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,200 She can't get enough. 1759 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,040 He's black. 1760 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,040 African-American. 1761 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,720 She filmed it. 1762 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,600 But in unreddit, we all saw. 1763 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,600 Guess what now? 1764 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:04,440 She's pregnant. 1765 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,280 She's got three more. 1766 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,480 Oh, she's a whore. 1767 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,400 Oh, that was a catchy tune. 1768 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,520 That's real good. 1769 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,680 The one you came up with before was fucking amazing though. 1770 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,320 Yeah, you're about the fat guy. 1771 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,480 All right, man. 1772 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,480 Thanks for tuning in. 1773 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:36,480 Peace.