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Larry and Needle's
Larry and Needle's show.
Alright, welcome to the Larry and Needle show. I'm Larry.
I'm Needle. How you guys doing tonight?
These fucking morons are a nitrous.
Nite, it's Healy and we're messing with our voices.
This fucking with the voices, Larry!
No, Bobby.
Sounds like Larry.
Tito's a great SNL bitch.
We're talking Captain Broccoli.
I didn't see it.
Oh, Dana Carter.
I'm not sure if he was hilarious.
But there's Big Broccoli comes out with a knife and he chases this guy around.
And the guy says, I have dreams about chopping broccoli.
And then the broccoli says, I don't think so and then ass rapes him.
Yeah.
And if you're wondering...
Pretty close to how it went.
Kiki's nose got bitten by a Tijuana whore.
Yeah.
Bits go rowdy.
Oh, shoot, I forgot. We can't cost. We were going to try it.
Yeah, dude. I didn't.
Darrell, you know what? Once you get off your high horse, Larry,
I actually get a stats duel so I can kick you straight in the throat.
I'm too suck at this.
Yeah, good luck. Bring it over here.
I don't think they allow that kind of shit on YouTube.
Or on the internet.
Even the sound.
Well, Tia, times are hard. Tijuana, she was hungry.
And my nose happened to get in the way.
She's like, oh, how come you don't...
How come you do not shave those sauerkraut fields?
She was Chinese?
Yeah, Chinese and Tijuana.
Because he has yellow fever, dude.
No, they wanted to cross the border.
Yeah. So I was down there.
I thought it would be like, hey, essay.
Kiki has yellow fever. You didn't know that?
Yeah, I knew that.
Well, I would be a little wimper on fever.
I just got the fever.
Yeah, you do.
It takes an AZT.
Yeah, whatever.
Got the Agent Orange fever.
How you doing today, Larry?
I'm pretty good, man.
I'm so happy that you're dressed like a child in the 80s
that hates their parents.
Yeah.
Yes!
Dude, I love that.
I honestly love that look.
I grew up with that look.
Someone who got hit extra hard after some bushes.
Yeah, right?
After you shovel the driveway and you get in,
you didn't do it right.
Smack!
Because that teaches me how to do it
when I slap the shops.
You get smacked with an old style.
Full one.
Full one. I don't know where you live.
Go do it again.
They were all empty.
They don't start out empty.
They both had to keep me another.
Yeah. Boom.
Go give me a beer and do it again.
Excuse me.
You guys sound like you had a fucking rough childhood.
It was a rough paper up for a while.
Yeah.
I learned my lesson.
No.
All right, shut the show down.
So, as you can all see, Kiki's got something on his face.
If you can't see,
then let me tell you, he's got something on his face.
Yeah.
We were going to paint a swastika
for Kiki's request.
I said no, no.
I didn't think that would be good.
No, not for his fault.
Not for the prevalence of what we're going to talk about today.
Not in the state of the nation.
What white national is, is what I'm taking over, right?
Everybody's a white national.
My wife had a story that she wanted me to tell you guys.
Because remember, you guys remember the one
when I rammed into the house with my car.
Yeah, Larry comes in hot and you changed the title.
Yeah.
You changed it.
I fucked up. I was a fat finger.
I should go fix that.
Larry Epstein, living fat finger.
But anyways,
I apologize.
She wanted me to tell you guys about the time
I burnt down the really nice house.
Like what?
Are you saying this on camera?
I don't care, man.
The statute of limitations is the guy that...
No, no, that's not the law, Larry.
You're just going to say a story.
The statute of limitations is the law.
No, the guy that I worked for is dead.
You know, the company I worked for
at the time I burnt down the house is dead.
He's like, oh, I actually...
So I could talk about this.
Okay, sure.
Allegedly, this story is...
This really happened.
This house had a lot of square footage.
I mean, it was a fucking mini mansion,
you know what I mean?
And they got...
And throughout the entire fucking first floor,
kitchen, living room, dining room,
fucking bedrooms,
and I sanded the whole thing,
and we kept...
And we used...
At the last process, we used
100 grit sandpaper, and I mean,
this sawdust is like baby powder.
And so we're filling the fucking
garbage can.
Then we stain it,
and now I stick the oil...
You put a rag in there.
So the next day we go there,
because now we're going to put the top coat on there
and do the finishing.
And there's a fire truck there,
the fire department's there.
We acted like...
He's like, you fucking idiot Larry,
you fucking burned down this house.
There was a hole in the floor
that went all the way through to the basement.
And the whole fucking house
was ruined from smoke damage.
Not only that, it was a big plastic, thick
fucking work garbage can too.
And all this fucking shit burned.
And I said...
He's like...
Just fucking shut up, idiot.
And he told the guy...
He told the homeowner, look, it must have been
these fucking drywallers, or somebody else,
because...
That's a fire.
Because we know...
Yeah, they're drywallers.
Because my guy knows better than to put oily rags.
We do this for a living.
They had to be fucked.
Dude, they were fucking pissed.
Where was this house?
It was like...
Behind the train station that way?
No, no.
No, it was in like...
It was in like...
It was like...
Fucking...
What's that? Deer Glen?
Deerfield?
No, no, no.
Killed Deer.
It was in Killed Deer.
It was this mansion type house, man.
And I fucking wrecked it.
They had to...
Repaint everything.
They had to redo everything.
So you almost burnt this house down?
Yeah, it was fucking good.
I mean, we all know you're retarded.
I mean, we both could have figured that out.
But the only reason that I know that...
Who's the idiot sucking in nitrous?
You're commonly retarded.
The only reason I know that is because I used to work at the wood shop
down the street from here.
I didn't realize it.
I didn't really think it would start a fire.
Well, no, so what we do, we put all the rags
from staining in like a huge fireproof container.
So they would keep them overnight because they would combust.
Oh, yeah, you see like back of trucks on fire
because of that shit.
It was nice. It was a good day.
It was a good day for you or them.
Because you know, I didn't have to work that day.
I had to go to jail.
Well, you didn't go to jail, actually.
And then me and my boss left our asses off a body later.
He's like, you're really our fucking idiot.
How could you do that?
And I'm like, I know, I can't believe I did that.
Because they was like, you know, the very first time I ever did that.
And it actually started a fire.
Yeah, the first thing they tell you to in a job.
Especially with that shit.
But you know, this was a private company.
He just assumed that I wouldn't do something like that.
I mean, that doesn't make any sense.
I don't know what to do.
Intentionally.
So, you know, I didn't mean to smash into the house either.
What had happened?
It's so funny that I asked what you said.
Two different companies.
It comes in hot KUMS and it's, what is it?
Moms.
And if you look at our fucking...
It said Moms Hot.
Yeah, Moms Hot, which is a little...
And I thought he did it just despite me and I got so mad when I saw it.
And I'm finally getting to bring it up right now.
But he's a fat finger dildo.
That's why.
Fat finger ditch dildo.
Dude, that's funny.
Well, I'm sorry we're not amusing you, Larry.
You can't amuse me.
Oh, I can. I'll take you in the center.
You don't have the fucking ability.
You don't have the wit or the wisdom to fucking amuse me.
Take a lot more than you're fucking Simpleton shit.
You're killing me.
Oh, shit. I know, I got something for you.
All right, we'll start early.
Who is this, the new game?
No, not a new game.
That's what my girlfriend told me once I got something for you.
Yeah, then you put it in your mouth.
Pass it back and forth for fucking months.
How horny you think dudes are?
Well, I know how horny I was when I was younger.
I was gonna say, I'm old age.
Listen, I know how horny I am now. I'm a fucking old man.
I'm just asking a question. How horny do you think dudes are?
I'm gonna have to think about it. I know.
I know how horny they are.
Pictures and the way that shit is right now with the internet.
By the way, did you guys like that eye test I sent you today?
Oh, yeah.
What do you call it?
Classy.
So this guy created an AI model.
And she makes eight to ten thousand dollars a month and she's AI.
Oh, yeah.
And dudes subscribe to her channel and this guy makes her doing nasty things.
Well, yeah, because it's not even real.
Well, Indian guys.
Which is even worse, but it looks real.
But you could do anything then.
Because, I mean, you know, there's no doctor bills or nothing.
Oh, the sky is the limit with this shit.
There's no procologists needed.
There's nothing you can't do.
I mean, you want this lady to bang a donkey half midget.
I mean, you can do that.
If that's what you...
Why would you even think of that, you fucking sick fuck?
Because it's a Minotaur instead of a Senataur.
Yeah.
Isn't that what a Senataur, right?
That's the guy with the half horse, the half body fat.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a Minotaur.
It's a good t-shirt we should do.
Yeah, it's like...
The needle's bent over with the midget Minotaur on him.
Oh, and you know what?
That was not needles who said that.
So Ann Marie, you can yell at Larry for doing the GAY stuff.
Why?
What?
Oh, yeah.
He just realized it.
Yeah.
A doofus.
It's always him.
He blames it on me.
Yeah.
I've seen articles like that.
There's a lot of AI women.
Oh, dude.
Indian guys are hitting on them.
What I tell you, my favorite thing is...
You're looking at me to a computer.
No, the picture where the Indian dudes are hitting on it.
Oh, yes.
And it says that it's a pretty lady.
Yeah, here's my number, pretty lady.
Would you like to hang out?
Classic.
And it's like showing that it's in some other country.
You are very pretty lady.
Dude, we always talk about that.
Indian bros are the horniest, man.
I mean, you do not want to get them on a bus after 8am.
I don't think that.
I think it's just because...
Even if you're a guy with long hair.
It's their game.
It's just, it's funny the way they fucking spit their game.
It's just much different.
Yeah, because they don't care.
They seem hornier because they don't know how to fucking be smooth about it.
They don't get porn either, but...
There is no smooth out there.
They just go and rape them.
They're grabbing you by the cooch.
Yeah, seriously.
The New Delhi handshake.
Yeah, like eight of them coming.
New Delhi hand jive.
Yeah, they just come and rape you.
Yeah, that's what I said.
You can't get on the bus after dark.
There's a code where they look at each other.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's just...
Did you ever notice they're showing these Houthi motherfuckers?
And not that the Indians are anything to do with the Houthis, but...
I love Indians, by the way.
Shout out, you javill.
Oh man, how's he still in prison?
No, he's out.
Anyways, did you ever notice they show all these cats with these fucking guns?
Cats carrying guns?
These Houthis, you fucking dummy.
And they all look like this.
Like they got a big wad of like tobacco or something in their mouths.
And that's what I said to Mary, what is it? Cocoa leaves, tobacco?
Something that keeps them hopped up.
It's like virgin pussy.
But no, but these guys are...
A lot of it.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, it's all pewds and stuff.
But that's the Middle East, so I'm guessing it's not...
No, that goes back to my cat thing, too.
I'm guessing it's not cocoa leaf.
No, they're not doing cocoa leaves.
What was it?
I don't know, I never figured it out, but they showed like five or six different pictures.
They're going nowhere as usual.
On the computer and all of them had this.
So maybe if some of our fucking listeners could figure that out and maybe email us
or give us a comment on fucking...
They got a contract.
Twitter or something, DM us or something, because I don't know what the fuck they had in their mouths.
Maybe we could look it up, too.
Yeah, it was crazy.
We could probably do that, that would be a little easier.
It would be better if one of our listeners told us.
I remember when I was on the tracks in Thailand, like northern part of Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai.
Come on, are you working for the enemy, dude?
What the fuck did you hear this?
Shout out Mr. X speaking to Thailand.
Oh, yeah.
Well, no, this is where they had the opium dens...
I mean, this is 20 something years ago, but that's...
I like opium dens.
Well, dude, this is right on the border of Burma, the Golden Triangle here.
Nice.
Yeah, the front kids were putting dope in the government or shipping it over and then bringing it...
Caskets and shit.
Back in the day.
But no, I used to...
I used to went on a jungle trek and stayed with these tribes and shit.
And dude, like, they all had black teeth.
And first I'm like, what the fuck's...
I see them split, like even old ladies.
They had, like, it looked like they had dip in their mouth, but it was something they called...
...Cot.
Kot?
Kot.
I heard of that.
Oh, yeah, I know what they...
Okay.
Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Yeah.
But yeah, they sit there and chew on the leaves and it's kind of like...
Listen, man, you live in the fucking jungle.
You're gonna find some innovative ways to get high.
Oh, fuck it.
I mean, and you're not even gonna be...
I don't know what herbologists just call it or what do they call those people?
Does anybody know...
The botanists.
Is it a botanist that would go look for plants?
No, it's a botanist that someone that knows about plants.
Yeah, this is about plants, yeah, so that's the phylum that they're in.
Herbologists, though.
And you know, well, the botanists will become a herbologist.
It's like a fucking sector that, you know, all those guys are...
Oh, man, here we go, talking about science again.
Let's talk about NASA then, if we might be talking about that.
NASA, you know what NASA means in Hebrew?
There we go, yes, every time.
I know you like Jews, I'll tell you what it means.
Oh, I like you.
I'm with...
I know, I know you are.
That's why I'm saying it.
I mean, I'm picking a site.
I know you're a propelist, I'm...
Fuck you.
I mean, and you're wearing a Krav Magash shirt, and you're going to do that to our brethren.
Dude, I...
You need to turn your star, David, in at the front desk.
Immediately.
Yes, thank you, Keith.
Hey.
He's going to back me up while I kick you in the stomach.
So, wait, what does NASA stand for?
NASA stands for, in Hebrew, make a lie...
No, tell a lie to create a lie.
So, NASA basically means a lie in Hebrew, and you know that they're fucking...
It's just an acronym.
It's National Aeronautics Space Association.
That's what they want you to think, but the truth of it is, is all it is is a fake...
National Aeronautics Space...
Aeronautics Space...
National American Swimming Association, because they're always in a pool.
I mean, they don't go to space, dude.
Well, we don't.
I mean, you see the videos, right?
You know that that's...
The guy does the backflip and he grabs the other guy grabs the fucking...
Whoa, slow down there, hot rod.
We're not paying you to do backflips.
You got to make this look like you're on space.
The dude, the wheel and the guy in in the wheelchair, and in the background, the guy's playing with the water drop,
but it's just a tennis ball hanging from a string.
Yeah, it's all a bunch of bullshit.
So anyway, they didn't go to the moon.
We all know this, but all NASA really is, is a gigantic fucking money laundering thing.
$65 billion a year.
A way to take billions and billions of our taxpayer money and in...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Hubble telescope.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Did you ever fucking actually see the Hubble telescope?
I haven't.
Because it's not in space, dude.
There's no such fucking thing.
Yeah, okay.
It really is, man.
Because things float in space, right?
It's right next to Elon Musk's Tesla.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
And the fucking Starlink.
Oh, come on, man.
I'll tell you what, have you seen Starlink go across the sky?
I have.
It's pretty cool.
It's a fucking...
But I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, though.
It's kind of wild.
It's not what you think it is.
Oh, what is it, Larry?
It's not space.
It's not...
It's not space.
Oh, well, why is it not space, Larry?
Dude, we live under a firmament, you fucking dumbass.
I thought you knew this.
I don't understand what you mean.
You mean we can only go seven miles up, technically?
Something like that.
And then these are all satellites?
Yeah.
They're all balloons.
Man, you're crazy, dude, that you know all this stuff.
It's all a farce.
It's just more taxpayer money funneling the shit that nobody has any oversight over.
That's a problem.
Make a lie to create a lie.
Tell a lie to create a lie.
That's what NASA means.
The best is they just don't even lie to us anymore.
They're doing it right in front of our faces.
Man, they don't care anymore.
It really is that we literally are putting up with this shit.
We are a soap opera.
And I like that all the...
Some other countries.
That's who we are.
We're a soap opera.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's a fucking good old time watching us.
It's like all my children are as the world turns.
The WVF just met.
And they are just summoning their nose at us right now.
The WF?
Okay, that's what you want to call them.
I mean, Jesus.
You're a little finicky there.
Well, didn't Sweden just accuse Russia of wanting to attack it?
Or they were telling the people that we got...
Or is it Switzerland?
They got prepared for war.
And Russia, you know, Putin is like...
Putin?
We have no desire to invade Sweden.
Oh, yeah.
For what?
It's all propaganda.
It's scary, everybody.
Well, you gotta keep the threat level high.
The banks are about to fail, so they want to get the war machine going.
I hope the banks don't fail, because then we're all screwed.
Well, I'll be even again.
No, we won't.
We'll all be dead.
We'll all be worse off than we were.
Yeah.
The elites will still be doing just fine.
It's gonna be tough to play the guitar when there's no electricity.
We'll be complaining about it.
No, he can just play as acoustic, but I'm just saying, you know,
good luck in the concentration camp with that thing.
Maybe they'll let me have a fucking nylon string acoustic
in the concentration camp.
Yeah, so you can cheer everybody up as they walk into the gas chamber.
Don't cry.
You're gonna die.
You can play that with the bullfighting one.
Yeah.
Where's the guitar?
Dude, no.
All I gotta say is, dude, if anybody starts getting rounded up,
I'm going down right...
I'm pushing you guys first.
Yeah, I'm going out right...
There you go.
Right then and there.
They work for the IDF.
Look at his shirt.
No, there's no way I'm getting...
He looked at your shirt like a dump.
I saw that, Larry, and then he realized he didn't remember
he was wearing his cross shirt.
You're not supposed to fucking point that out.
No, I did.
It's all I do.
Sonny goes to me, you know, don't wear that like to a bar or something.
Thanks.
I'm like, okay.
He goes, you know...
Someone's gonna want to test you out and shit.
I'm like, yeah, you're right.
I want...
It's a good idea.
Or just cover our logo, too.
You're gonna use that shirt to stop the blood up.
Dude, it's funnook.
He's trying to take out his four guys.
Classic.
Oh, shit.
Needles usually only takes on two at a time.
That's why you're the boss, because you take on four.
Right back at you.
Both of those were good.
The problem is that...
I think the cold is getting everybody.
China fucking buys up $85 million of land, and nobody bats an eyelash.
And this has been going on, and then all of a sudden, people start complaining.
Well, people are waking up finally.
But what do you think this guy's doing with this, man?
Agricultural land.
Well, yeah, because they have no good land in China, so they need to grow shit to feed their people.
I think they're just trying to shut us out.
That's what the fucking problem is, because we don't even...
These guys are so smart, they're gonna buy the land and probably produce their own farmers.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Did you see the...
I don't know if it was in Iowa or Ohio, but farmers caught a Chinese guy in the middle of their fucking...
middle of their field stealing corn, because he was trying to bring it back to China to study it.
Yeah, but I mean, come on, corn is corn.
You can just take seeds.
That's not very honorable.
No, but seeds, you can just go and buy them for two fucking bucks.
No, wait.
No, not the GMO.
I was reading...
Charlie Chandler.
Not sand, not sand.
All you gotta do is take a turn, all I mean, this guy's saying, you can go to the grocery store and buy it.
Dave, just...
No, I don't know.
Man, while I was at something, that would not have been good.
Dude, you gotta look it up.
I'm even at pitchers, like, they caught this guy.
I don't know what the hell...
He's hovering on the ground smoking.
Yeah.
Burning heaters.
He's having heaters in the cornfield.
Yeah, it sounds about right.
Probably.
He's all hunched down, squatted down and shit, but...
No, because they can't grow shit.
That's what they do, right?
That's a problem.
We let these people in.
They're infiltrating us from the inside out.
Oh, we didn't do it.
I didn't.
They didn't.
I wouldn't let one of them...
You voted for Biden, and so did you.
I wouldn't let one of these motherfuckers in.
I wouldn't vote for Biden if he was the last motherfucker on the face of the earth.
I only voted for his son.
Yeah.
This guy's great.
He just busts into Congress like he's a gangster and then leaves after like 10 minutes.
That's making a lot of noise.
Yeah, he's getting a little fucked, man.
I love you, bud.
Yeah.
I'm shaking.
That's all right.
Larry hit him right in the nose.
Well, how about the guy?
You know his weak spot right there is where he's got us.
Well, how about the guy's asking Hunter, Hunter, what kind of crack do you like smoking?
And Hunter's looking back like...
The good stuff.
What do you mean?
Yeah, he's like, you got some?
Yeah, I love that.
What kind of question is that?
That was a good one.
You kind of cracked me like the smoke.
Anyone that fits in my pipe.
Well, yeah.
He's like, do you like shooting coke or smoking crack?
What do you prefer?
That was great.
Hunter, yeah, he looked back and acknowledged.
Hey, Hunter.
I got a couple of bags of smack and a fucking eight ball of coke.
He don't do the...
Bullshit.
He's the upper guy.
Bullshit.
Dude.
Everybody likes a good speedball once in a while.
Well, when they're down, he's not videotaping when he's down.
When he's up, he's like, let's record this shit.
Yeah, he can't even...
They put my dick on camera when my nits walked.
Exactly.
But here's the thing, when he's high on the other shit, he can't even press the button.
Yeah.
Well, when you were high on something, would you even get up the floor?
Maybe cleaning the floors all the time.
Yeah, well, I didn't care about...
You punched over a complete 90 degree angle.
Seriously.
Just cleaning the floors.
There's like three people just like doing that in the middle of the room.
You'd come too, because you got to do this.
You'd be one of them.
Yeah, I know.
I was like, okay, four men.
Dude, I love how Hunter was, he was like flying and hookers from all over the place.
How about him doing smoke and crack, doing like a hundred miles an hour in his car videotaping?
Yeah.
And if I did that, what would happen to me?
You'd kill yourself.
No.
He's got secret service to keep them on the road.
Yeah, basically they're following him in a detail doing their shit.
Oh yeah, they were next to him just so he wouldn't...
In case he goes on, they'd pump him back.
They should have just ran his ass off the road.
Yeah, right.
Because you really think, I mean...
Dude, he's kind of like Saddam Hussein's kids.
The guy when they were running after the government and US went and they're invaded.
Yeah.
When they were running around with briefcases full of money and Viagra.
That's like Hunter Biden.
Yeah.
Just a different version.
Well, but that's a third world country.
Well, it's not really third world, but in some parts of the universe.
How about the one guy, like he gets in a car accident with somebody, it's the king's song or something.
What guy?
Like Saudi Arabia or one of them fucking joints.
UAE shit.
And the fucking guy, you know, like you get in a rear ender with the kid and you get beaten
with a metal rod and you go to prison and he's fine, right?
Oh yeah.
It's his fault.
It's his fault, yeah.
Privilege.
Everybody says white privilege.
Arab privilege is the best.
I mean, those guys.
Diplomatic privilege.
There's no such thing as white.
Diplomatic communities even better.
But there ain't no such thing as white privilege.
I've been fired from jobs.
Well, that's because you're a bad employee.
Dude, I'm a graded employee.
No, fuck you.
Suck my dick.
When I got fired from the last job, my boss told me we don't need any Michael Jordan's.
Well, first of all, you're not black.
I fucking did.
Listen, listen, I fucking quadrupled my output quadrupled five other guys combined.
And I didn't make one mistake in five years.
You've been a show baby for like 25 years.
Is he?
You know, he bought off.
Whatever.
It was a ground.
That's all right, man.
I mean, this was a job before.
You know, I got abilities and fucking you just fucking jealous.
I know you have abilities.
Dude, what are you doing?
The ass tray is right behind you.
Oh, I should try.
Man, dude, you're out of pocket.
Man, fuck off, dude.
Oh shit.
So I want to talk about also.
So we're talking about land grab by this Chinese billionaire, $86 billion of agriculture land.
Well, I know many states are buying up, making them sell the land.
Well, they're trying to.
And Bill Gates has arrested them.
That fucking cocksucker.
He is the biggest piece of shit.
Well, no, the biggest piece of shit is Obama.
Okay, Gates is up there.
The biggest piece of shit ever was Obama.
And then up there next to him is Gates.
Well, yeah, he's still the biggest piece of shit.
I didn't say he's not the biggest piece of shit anymore.
The biggest piece of shit is Obama.
He fucking sucks.
Wait, have you heard this story about Epstein is still alive?
Oh, yeah.
I think he's definitely still a lot.
Megan Kelly came out.
She said we're going to hear something.
The guy that they killed looks nothing like Epstein.
They got fucking pictures side by side.
That's what the brother said.
The ears, the nose, the eye.
Nothing is the same.
It's just another fucking guy that's some Jew that they killed that kind of looked like Epstein.
He was Epstein.
He was Mr. Epstein.
Gary Epstein.
Gary's brother.
Gary.
RIP Gary.
He got a...
Ooh, that's a dude.
I know that's a honker.
Can't even light it. It's so big.
For you people that are listening.
Don't switch cameras.
I'm just going to fucking...
put that bad bitch in view.
To put it right in his mouth.
For you people that can't see, we got a fucking gigantic join in there.
So, you have deaf listeners? That's pretty cool.
No, they can't see.
They can't hear.
Are you on glue?
I'm looking at something right now.
I think the nitrous, the fucking holes are getting bigger.
That was very stupid of me to say that.
Son of a bitch.
I wanted to talk about this fake meat that they're making.
They come from like two...
There's this company that's funded by Israel.
I wanted to find the name of it.
But...
Was it the one that comes from the cancer cells?
No, not that.
That's the Black Lady cancer cells.
Like an old Black Lady, a young white boy or something.
Are you kidding me?
No, that's what they've been using their cells for decades.
How about Fauci coming out saying that he admits that
Covid-6 social distancing guidelines sort of just appeared.
What do you mean they just appeared?
Like David Coppensal News.
I thought you were science.
Science is very silly these days, isn't it?
Fauci's another fucking piece of shit.
That guy should be hung...
He should be hung, drawn, and quartered for sure.
They're tart and feathered at least.
So they hang you and they don't kill you.
They let you come back down and then they fucking take your innards out.
And then they fucking tie your feet and legs to four different horses.
Yeah, they draw and quarter you.
That's what that fucker deserves.
If not, maybe like just drag to death behind the fucking thing slowly.
He doesn't deserve a quick one.
Well, he needs to make sure like his family gets drained of all the money.
Mexican government trying to blackmail us that they demand 20 billion dollars
from the United States for work permits for 10 million Hispanics
in exchange for immigration help.
Tell them yes and don't do it.
I mean, you can't get away with that.
Yeah, the check's in the mail.
I'm with my wife all the time.
Sure, honey.
Yeah, they can do it.
Well, it's just funny that now we're being like...
Dude, the crazy thing is...
The US government can take out the cartels like that if they wanted to.
What's that?
The US government, the military can take out those cartels like that if they want to.
Well, it's not even about taking out the cartels.
They don't want to.
People are going to...
They're getting a big chunk of money.
Yeah, I know.
That's to say, they could if they wanted to.
The billion-dollar corporation, man.
A lot...
The dope that's coming in now is all from China.
You know what I mean? The cartels...
The cartels are still spreading it around.
But it's still from China.
Now they got a new fucking link.
The OPM warship we talked about.
They're getting retribution from that on us right now.
No, that's for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
They're fucking...
I saw this cartel interview and the guys getting interviewed.
And he says, most of the kids and women don't make it.
They get raped.
They get fucking sent off to sex slave traffic.
And a lot of the children, the ones that aren't getting sex-slaved out,
are fucking...
They're just killing them and taking their organs.
It was like they had to hump on...
And the guys, like, it's brutal.
He's like, I'm in the cartel and I fucking hardly can handle it.
Yeah, it's like those...
Well, that's a thing.
How many of those people can handle it?
How about the hump?
They have to.
That's why they make them tattoo their faces and shit.
They break them down mentally and physically first and spiritually.
You're not getting another job.
You're done.
No, well, you are.
This guy...
He's been an electrician.
He did the murderer for the cartel, the Sinaloa cartel.
He became an electrician.
Well, he had face tattoos.
No, no, the other guy who was looking at that one, there was another guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I can't remember his name.
His name was...
But do they...
Okay, so if you people...
He was a cartel hit man and he became an electrician after all.
Yeah, well, yes.
But America is the most gluttonous country for drugs.
For everything.
Well, but I'm just saying for drugs.
For everything, though.
Yeah, drugs especially.
Especially social media and bullshit like that.
We are fucking inundated all this crap in our brains and we're being brainwashed, predictive
programming shit.
Speaking of social media, let me say one quick thing.
To the people that watch the Caribouhar TV show, I've been so delinquent.
I haven't been on Instagram.
I fucking...
I'm isolating myself from social media, but I want to thank all you guys for fucking tuning
in, man.
What are you talking about?
I really appreciate it.
To the people that are probably maybe if they watch Larry and Needles, the people that saw
us play live on New Year's Eve know about the Larry and Needles show.
Oh, nice.
So, the few listeners that we have, maybe those are some of them.
I have something.
That's what I'm saying.
Numbers are down, kid.
I'm just saying I haven't been on there to say thank you to everybody and I fucking
just want to say it.
Thank you.
Yeah, we appreciate it.
You like, follow, subscribe, you know, tell a friend about it.
That's the best thing you can do.
Larry's been shoveling snow for a while.
Yeah.
He's shoveling shit for longer than that.
So, we got buried with snow around here and I'm sure anyone in the Midwest around this
time knows.
You got buried with snow.
That was the name.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
I did my dad's driveway and then...
You're gonna like that kind of thing?
Mary's like, we gotta do our driveway and I'm like, I am so fucking wiped out.
I can't do it.
And so, we're calling around.
She called 11 places.
Everyone's like, no, we can't do it.
One guy said, yeah, 250 bucks.
I'm like, dude, suck it.
She's like, what do you think?
I'm like, are you nuts?
Yeah, 250.
Two times we could buy a fucking cheap guitar.
So, no.
That's how you get to shoveling.
Two shoveling.
We could buy two cheap guitars for us to save our asses so we can get our cars out of the
driveway.
So, finally, these people said, yeah.
Greatest husband ever.
We charge 80 bucks an hour and so, I'm like, okay, cool.
That'll work.
But they didn't.
They said, if we could squeeze you in, we will come.
So, all of a sudden, like...
Like, how about if I set like, glory hole up outside?
So, all of a sudden, at like 4 o'clock in the afternoon, it's all about to get dark out
soon.
And three Mexicans show up.
One guy's got a shit, like a horseshit shovel.
The other guy's got a snow shovel.
And the other guy's got a pitchfork.
A pitchfork.
Well, they were...
What, is he poking the other people?
They were breaking the ice and shit.
I had like this thick of fucking ice.
And it was crazy, man.
No, yeah, you don't fucking talk anything.
I had to do my dad's, man.
Okay.
Because my mom's like, screaming at him.
He was out there because he didn't have a snowblower.
Well, you know what?
And he's 84 and he's doing it.
My mom's like, you're gonna fucking die.
I'm better than a snowblower.
A snow thrower.
I say snow thrower.
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
You say snowblower.
Am I saying it right?
I guess I call it a snowblower.
Man, no, that's what I'm saying.
No, that's fine.
So, he's out there shoveling.
And my mom's like, she's like, I'm not talking to you until you fucking get a snowblower.
And he's like, and he wouldn't talk to him.
And so he had to go get one.
Yeah, it was probably like three times the amount of money.
I think he said it was 800 bones.
Oh my gosh, they totally jacked that bitch up on a snow day.
Dude, he could have bought a Mexican for that.
He might too.
Well, he fucked for 400.
So I used it.
I used it.
I used the snowblower for the first time in my life.
Oh man, so many good jokes right now.
I've never talked to one before.
Make it easy.
It was wild, man.
He's got this one with two chains on the tires.
No, no, no.
My dad had that.
No, dude, this is new school shit.
It's got two iron, giant fucking batteries.
Oh, it's electric.
So it goes for one, two.
Dude, it worked like it was unbelievable.
You always go gas.
And it was silent.
We were out there.
No, you gotta hear that bitch.
No.
You know what you need?
All you need is what they use for touring roofs.
The propane tank with the flame thrower just burnin' it.
Yeah, big woo.
We used to bend pipe with that in O'Hare.
A big woo PVC, so it was propane tank with it.
And then we just heat it up.
And then we had forms.
Yeah, but how long does that take?
And then you got all this water and ice.
No, no, no, no.
We didn't do it.
We didn't throw salt down afterwards.
You did the driveway with it.
Oh, well, yeah, obviously, if it's still snowing,
it's not going to prevent it from not getting fucked up again.
But it's like the same with the snow lower.
But the problem is it melts it, and then it turns it into ice.
It turns into ice.
You see the guy with the flame thrower from Tesla
where he's doing his driveway?
And that's what you throw salt down.
Yeah, you gotta put salt down, because it'll freeze.
Unless it was like we had, I don't know how it was here,
but it was snowed like hell.
Then it started raining, and then it started snowing again.
And it did that.
It was kind of a slushy shit.
Dude, so we got like what, a foot of snow or more?
A couple of.
Close, close to the foot.
Close to the foot.
If we were doing our show tonight.
Because these pussies couldn't make it yesterday.
Yeah, it's coming from the guy who lives here.
Kiki, no, suck it, man.
I was all over.
I was at band practice fucking two nights in a row.
I was out fucking Crop, Crop McGon the other night.
The weather doesn't screw me.
Dude, I mean, do you even understand?
You just lie, and you don't even stop.
Like you just completely lied in front of me.
What did I lie about?
They were like, I was at Crop McGon, and you said you were driving.
And you were driving.
No, I said the weather doesn't scare me.
I didn't say I was driving.
You said I was driving all week, and they were like,
I was at Crop McGon.
I drive you, so you lied.
Well, I forgot.
Yeah, oh no, oh that said, okay, biting, literally biting.
It's a fib.
No, it's not.
It's just a blank line to my face.
What I'm saying, on the night of the blizzard,
I drove to Algin, man, and it fucking took me
what normally takes me a half hour, took me over an hour.
What do you mean, a night of the blizzard?
It happened like at two o'clock in the morning,
it started snowing.
3.30, it started snowing.
Well, what about yesterday was the blizzard?
Tuesday and Wednesday, I had to go to band practice,
and dude, it was snowing.
Oh, that's right, it did snow in.
Yeah, it snowed.
That's right.
It was a blizzard, the fucking pieces.
I don't know about a blizzard.
Maybe if you're in San Diego and it's snowing like that,
then it's a blizzard.
I was an idol.
I didn't even press the gas.
You mean the whole way?
Everyone was going so slow.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I'll tell you what, heaven,
I've never had an all-wheel drive car,
and it started driving in a surgery front yesterday morning.
And dude, everybody was driving so damn slow,
but dude, I didn't have to slow down or nothing.
I was weaving in and out of traffic.
It was big.
My car was parked in Dave's driveway,
and we went to the bar, me, Evan, Dave, Scottie.
Did a puppy slid down the driveway on its own?
Well, no, and he's got this four-wheel drive car,
and my car's in the driveway.
No, he's got some Subaru, some or other.
And all of a sudden, I'm like,
well, we don't know who's going to leave first.
I shouldn't have parked there,
because, and then he just goes off the driveway
into the deep snow.
And I'm like, what are you doing, man?
He's like, nah, I can get out anything with this car.
I was just like, damn, that must be nice, man,
because I couldn't even barely get into the driveway.
No, some of those cars, yeah, they can just make muscle to anything.
Whatever, fuck the snow. I'm ready for summer.
Me too, man.
Dude, I've been done with the snow before it even came.
Fuck yeah. That's all right, though.
This is the first fucking one, though, but it's a fucking doozy.
Well, and then it's going to be windy as hell.
Fuck it, man, it's going to be a bitch.
Dude, it's going to be negative.
It's going to be like minus 14 with the windshield.
The fucking shortest month of the fucking year
February, the worst month of the year.
You know that the black history month,
you don't like black history month?
The worst month of the year you're calling it.
Did I stutter?
How ironic, how ironic, they give it to him.
But here's the thing about the weather right now.
I'm going to start with a thing called Kwanza Khan.
Here's the thing with the weather right now.
You're not invited because you're white.
Yeah, that'll be the fucking t-shirt.
They're controlling the weather.
They're making this fucking thing.
Oh, harp is?
Yeah, and they're making it very cold right now.
I thought the Jews controlled the weather, though.
Whoever it is, they're Democrats or fucking...
Democrats?
I would say probably more commies.
Is that your new thing on Democrats?
No, I don't make it up.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Ah, it's an old one, man.
But anyways, they're making it super fucking cold in Iowa right now
because of those caucuses, man.
They don't want people to show up for that.
So they're fucking killing it with the weather around there.
And we're feeling the repercussions
because of our proximity to Iowa.
But you...
That's what's going on right now.
Yeah, it's not a theory.
No, that's not a theory.
Doesn't he have a lockdown anyways?
That is a theory, though.
That's my theory, yeah.
Okay, thank you.
I think it's...
I think it's real, though.
No, I thought Trump has Iowa lockdown.
Well...
Is that Ohio?
But you know, right now they got Nikki Haley
and fucking DeSantis and...
At least Christie finally...
The first thing he dropped out of that wasn't a hot dog eating contest.
Dude, anytime somebody says his name,
all I picture is him throwing at the...
The moose knuckle, the hand knuckle.
Tucking in his shirt with the baseball pants.
It wasn't even tucking in.
It was pulling the pants up really high.
Pants are like...
Because he was covering his gut,
which makes you look worse if nobody...
Dude, like nobody told him...
I mean, this fucking guy is a meme of himself.
Oh my God.
He really is.
Yeah, I mean, dude, I just...
We should just go to his rally.
He's got that goofy face.
I love that he...
What do you call it?
Shut the bridge down.
Yeah.
And then...
Move over because he needs to get over.
Yeah.
2, 3, bridge gate it was called.
Which is hilarious.
Yeah, DeSantis, let him in.
Or what, no, not DeSantis.
It's dumb when they put gate on the end of everything.
No, it's very far.
It makes it sound...
The Watergate Hotel was actually called Watergate.
Yeah.
Well, nobody's just saying this.
Yeah, it's so dumb.
Government is so stupid and so dumb
that they can't come up with anything good.
No, but did they do this shit on purpose?
Because now we associate it with something as bad as Watergate type of shit, you know?
Oh my God.
No, but any scandal that happens are like,
okay, drum gate, guitar gate, fucking amplifier gate.
I like pizza gate.
808.
Pizza gate is pretty good.
Yeah.
I like that.
Pizza gate.
I can get behind that.
Why can't they just call it what it is?
Shoot, I just forgot what I was going to say.
Yeah.
But even like...
Still fucking rocking this Doctor Who scarf that I invented.
You didn't invent it, you just sewed it together, dumbass.
Well, you just sewed the end together.
You just sewed the end together.
Yeah, you sewed two scarves together.
I didn't even sew them, I just tied them.
Yeah, he invented it.
I just tied it together and now it's mine.
Good luck hitting a patent on that for now.
I'll sign off on it.
I ain't wanna hit a patent.
Dummy one, dummy two.
I like it Larry.
It's got my seal of approval.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean that thing looks like you should be knotted out in a heroin den.
Look at that taggy together.
I'd like to be knotted out in a heroin den sometimes, man.
Back in the day.
It's very American right now.
You know, you can just do it on the street.
Here's the thing though, we were fucking ahead of the curve by a mile.
We're, we're do it and done before these idiots even catch up.
Well luckily we don't be dead.
That's it, most people are dead.
It's like not hard to not hang around with ex-junkies because they're all dead.
Oh, they're all your friends?
They are, they are all my friends but they're all mostly dead.
That's all right.
Sad but true.
Oh, listen to this man.
Military investigators make disturbing discovery at O'Hare and Midway airports.
Oh, that's a hot story.
It's there forever.
The phone used to extinguish fires at two Chicago airports has contaminated local ground water with forever chemicals.
Ever chemicals.
To major health concerns such as cancer.
That's a major one.
The military came in and had to do investigations.
I mean, come on man.
The problem is that nobody has our best interests.
We're just going to sell this shit to you and when you spray water on a spillet.
One of the best interests is God and your mom.
Yeah, that's a bad joke.
No, that's the fucking fact.
That's what I was saying.
Well dude, that's off the coast of California by Catalina Island.
You know, the like, the T on a slew.
No, DDT, like the old chemical they used to.
They dumped it off shore.
Oh my lord.
How about the T on a slew though?
People get half a tight as surf, go surfing in the water.
Dude, that is crazy.
Well, you know, we would go surfing and there'd be a sheen over the water.
Yeah.
We would surf.
Remember when they had the fires there?
Oh yeah.
There was snowing ash in the water.
Yeah.
But the swell was good.
The T on a river meant going right to the ocean.
I mean, it was basically all ago red double red flag.
Every day.
Yeah, no, it's because everything that flushes out from every business shitter,
everything in Tijuana goes right into the ocean.
Yeah.
Did you have pictures of it?
Oh man.
They test the water every day and then they're like, you guys can't go in the water.
Yeah, it's like, it has everything, but they would name things.
It doesn't have because it had so much.
Too long of a list.
Yeah.
People are getting hepatitis from it.
I believe it.
And they're suing the state.
Oh, hepatitis.
One of my friends is a male.
I knew that.
What's the other bacteria?
MERS?
Mersa.
Steve.
I got, remember when I got that at Sweets?
Oh yeah.
Remember when my fucking leg turned black?
Well, yeah, dude, when you surfed and got cut in some.
I got a surfing and another person came over me and cut my heel.
I still have a scar on my foot and it swelled up and turned black.
And I surfed for like another hour, went to my boys house, Sweets, and dude, it was black.
I duct tape it.
I went home and my lymph nodes in my throat swelled up.
I turned green and the fucking people next door were like, you need to go to the hospital.
And they're, and I go to the hospital and they're like, here's the deal.
We can give you a shot, but there's so many variations of this thing that it's like the
flu shot.
It's like throwing a dart at the board.
50-50.
So they're like, it won't work.
We don't know because we don't know what you have.
So I went, I didn't take the shot.
I went home and I was literally sleeping on my couch and like my head was hanging over.
And I could lick the wound.
And my fault.
I think I cleaned it.
My lymph nodes just drained on the ground.
Yeah.
And it was just like blood and pus.
Dude, I remember that thing oozing.
It was bad.
I went to work and they're like, you got to get out of here.
Yeah.
You're great.
We don't want what you got.
I was bad for a minute.
Yeah.
No, that was bad.
My body healed itself, which it should do.
Yeah.
And granted, I was having a very good time at that point.
I wonder what the long-term effect from this Mercer will be.
Probably brain damage.
Well, that's a bad thing.
Unexcused racism.
Gay jokes.
Yeah.
Calling you a fanok every five minutes.
It's just so funny though.
That's all the nastiness in these third world countries.
I remember in Thailand.
We're in a third world country right now.
Well, Thailand, dude, I mean, we have codes in this country.
If like sewage pipes go out miles or something.
Third world countries, they go out 30 feet into the ocean.
Like, fuck, that looks like the shit I took today.
The Ganges.
You always talk about the Ganges.
How they float bodies down that shit.
Do animals get bathed in it?
People bathed in it?
No.
They get shit.
While the other guys bathe in it, you're waving to your neighbor.
We were just talking about how the factory's emptying out into that.
Yeah, also, but they really don't have to go any EPA or any OSHA or any kind of shit.
But think about this though.
We just talked about how the epidermis is technically another organ.
Oh, yeah.
And get that shit out.
When you take a shower, it's equivalent to like eight or nine cups of water.
Well, the chlorine in the water, like, ugh.
Soaks into your body.
Yeah, but that's what I said.
All the chlorine in the water.
Well, fluoride too.
Well, that too.
It's all.
But we're screwed.
We're screwed from day one.
No, they're after us.
They really are.
We were talking about the World Economic Forum.
Dang, I needed to pull that off.
Right, even if you don't drink the water, it soaks in the air.
Yeah, it soaks in the air.
Yeah.
That's why you gotta fucking, I don't know.
That's why you gotta, you can't do nothing.
I'm gonna tell you right now, plastic water, or plastic water bottles.
Everybody's like, oh, they're so great.
So basically, there's a 1,000 per million of nanoplastics in bottled water.
So it's like, you're damned if you're doing, you're damned if you don't.
You want fluoride, or do you want plastic in your body?
I've been drinking hydrogen water for the past year and a half.
Excuse me.
What's that?
No, Dr. Brown's.
Oh, Brown's gas.
Yeah, Brown's gas.
Yeah, I make my own water.
I use distilled water, and then you hydrogenize it.
So it's basically hydrogen water.
Hydrogenated.
Yeah.
So because your body has, you basically have a lot of hydrogen in your body, it's made
up of hydrogen, so it heals your body.
A lot of studies.
Yeah, they're actually not.
Yeah, I even started breathing it in, but I finally got it.
Yeah, you can vaporize it.
Yeah, because sometimes I don't know.
It's in a certain spot in my house where if I put the cord on the ground, my rabbits would
chew it up.
My rabbit?
Dude, you are a real pollock.
I gotta try to hang it to the ceiling though.
But I'm gonna start breathing it in.
My rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
I got two little vermin.
You're like Lenny.
You're a picture rabbit.
Jesus, I had four.
Do I only have two?
I love my rabbits.
I love them.
So they live in the basement with you?
They do.
Tell me about the rabbits, George.
Fuck man.
Oh, I love my rabbits.
It's crazy.
I love my rabbits.
I love them too, but I never met them.
Larry, this is a great job for you.
Is it?
Yes.
So the Weiner Mobile.
Oh, did you see that?
The Fire and Driver.
35,000.
35,000, Randy here.
You gotta drive it around and do like shows?
You just gotta kiss the tip every other day.
Yeah, you gotta polish it and then kiss it.
Where do you gotta go?
Cross country.
And you order the Weiner Mobile tells you to.
You just go wherever?
Well, 144 stops you have to make.
Wow, they pay for it.
They give you 150 bucks for food a week.
That's horrible.
Dude, that's way more than I would spend.
Yeah, like what did they expect you to eat?
I mean, what do you like?
Food stamps?
Ramen?
Hot dogs.
I think, yeah, you have to sleep here.
No, we're all in then.
If it was Vienna beef and they had good buns.
Here's the thing.
I wouldn't eat a fucking hot dog for a million bucks, but I will drive around.
You would eat a hot dog for a million bucks?
Yeah, I mean, talking about hot dogs this summer, sucker.
Yeah, maybe if I cook them in the round the grill, but I don't really like going.
What do you mean?
Dude, you're such a liar.
You just lie again to our face, man.
Do you hear this?
Well, you said you never had luma-notties.
I know I said I don't like it.
I've had deep dishes for two years.
So have you had Gene and Jude before?
Yeah, I don't fucking know.
Yeah, I was this fucking guy.
I wouldn't eat that though.
I wouldn't eat Gene and Jude for a fucking thousand bucks.
No, now, you see how drastically it's changing.
I do have a price.
Like, someone gave me a $2,000.
Wait a minute.
Just mouth stuff.
The thing that's good about them is, dude, they go through food so fast, you know it's
at least fresh.
The thing that's bad about them is, you know how many times they had fucking places been
submerged under water?
I was just thinking the same thing.
Yeah, but it's a hot dog place.
They just serve fucking tamale boats and hot dogs and fries.
Everything's caught.
You know what I mean?
They fish that water out of the frying?
Yeah, I know.
Everything's good.
Do you know how much that land is worth?
No, that's steam water that gives the hot dogs the dollars.
Yeah, seriously, though, that makes millions of dollars.
You know how many times that place has been flooded over the years?
Like, tower high?
Dude, I remember times when it was so deep that you could just see the sign.
I remember one time on the first...
Sign?
Yeah, the sign on top, Gene and Jude's...
Oh, yeah, the Thirsty Whale, you talking about?
When the whale and the fucking Gene and Jude just fucking...
So fucking murderous.
Dude, I haven't heard the name Thirsty Whale in a long time.
I remember...
It's been hilarious, you guys.
That was good.
All you old school motherfuckers know what I'm talking about, but if you don't know, man,
the whale was the fucking joint...
Dude, that was the shit back there.
You didn't say the whole thing.
In the 80s, man.
It was the place, man.
That was the rock and roll place.
And the 70s.
Okay.
70s and the 80s.
Thirsty Whale, man.
And it was the heavy metal fucking capital.
They didn't really have any punk shows there, but we played there quite a few times as kids.
I played there the first time in, I think, 1981.
Yeah, Thirsty Whale was the shit, dude.
Well, I remember passing by...
Before you were born.
I remember passing by going to my grandma's...
I was born in 1981, dude.
...going to my grandma's house all the...every weekend.
Wait a second.
Let's go back on what Larry said.
You were born in 1981?
So you were just born.
Are you kidding me, right?
I mean, how high are you right now?
Yeah.
You know how old I am.
Yeah, you were born in 1976, right?
You fucking forget my back name, my last name, too.
I mean, you're really fucking Larry Biden in it up tonight.
This fucking guy.
Oh, man, it's thirsty.
That's how it works.
Yeah, it was fun.
That's how it works.
One day at a time.
The whale would be like, you'd get ripped off, you wouldn't get paid.
It's like the ACDC itself.
You might get laid, but you're not gonna get paid.
Get ripped off.
You're definitely gonna underage.
Hang on.
You're definitely gonna underage drink all the sluts.
And fucking spandex with their hair teased up to the sky.
Wanting to blow a fucking band member.
It was really weird fucking time, but we weren't that kind of band though.
We were like the fucking outcasts, you know, because we were on the edge of punk and we
kind of played too fast for the hair metal scene.
So we didn't get none of the chicks, but we did fucking play there a lot and we did have
a lot of people following, so it was fucking fun.
All right, so here's the tight, here's the big synapses of the World Economic Forum meeting
this week.
Normal people having ideas is the biggest threat to global security.
It concludes cartoonish Bond villains at Davos.
Davos, dummy.
Davos, Dave.
You gotta say dummy after that.
Davos.
Whatever, I'm reading a story, but that's not any of you both douchebags.
I will choke Kiki while I kick you in the throat, dude.
Just because you have that shirt on.
Oh, I'm a tough guy.
I worked for the massage.
Look at me.
Sonny was right.
I've been clasped with this guy and he's acting like an ass.
Yeah, I know.
Look how tough I am.
I have the shirt on and two skull gloves, like I'm Lynn Danzig.
Should be Lynn Danzig with that scarf.
Fuck Danzig.
Mother.
He's a big brother.
No, they're dead.
I mean the World Economic Forum.
Well, yeah, they're claiming we're going to have anything that they're printing in
the movies right now.
No, what is it?
Financial collapse.
Well, they're saying that, but it's going to be because of the internet.
What do you call it?
What?
Come on, man.
You're killing me.
Well, internet collapse.
What do you call it?
Cyber attack.
I got something interesting.
Yeah, they've been saying that for a while.
They've been saying that for a while.
Now, they said it's going to happen this year.
Yeah, tell me if I said this on the last episode.
I can't remember what if I did it.
This is very interesting.
What a timer we have, first of all.
Don't worry about the time.
Yeah, I would like to know, please.
56 minutes.
Okay, cool.
So anyways, on this fucking Obama movie when the world ends or what?
Yeah, yeah.
This guy on...
It was a race war.
Well, no, but listen, this guy breaks down movies and he loads them into a fucking computer
that has a film editing program within it.
And most films, all films just have the film track and then the soundtrack.
On the Obama film are four soundtracks.
And at different times during the movie, he has sound weapons in for a sound that you
cannot hear that affect you mentally.
Damn, it hurts.
They can affect you in all different ways.
I don't know what way the Obama movie fucks with you.
But he has that happen three times during the movie.
No, the guy analyzes it.
What did he analyze it on?
I fucking sound analyze it.
No, no, no, I mean...
Dude, I wasn't watching Tic Tac, you dumbass.
Because you're working for the animation.
That's right, because we did talk about the last...
I think at the end of the last show, we started talking about the same thing because we brought
up the Obama movie.
We were just talking about this.
Oh, about the Havana scene.
The Havana scene.
Yeah, okay.
So we did talk about it.
But yeah, I want to look that up because...
Is it even hurt?
Otherwise...
Yeah, it's different hurts and it's this infra sound.
It's like 120 something or...
No, no, it's all different hurts, but it's at a frequency so low you can't hear.
A Havana scene from which I just said this.
That's what happened.
And he breaks it down what the hurts are, the particular ones in the film I forgot.
And he says how they could affect you.
Yeah, well, no, it's...
Mary will tell you what the name of this little movie is that we watched.
A lot of things have to do with hurts and they say even the music industry, the way the
hurts is, it's not about positivity.
It's not about bringing positivity.
Negativity.
Yeah, just like the world is.
Here's what it was.
Okay.
The guitars are tuned to A440.
That means 440 vibrations per second.
The real tune...
Sounds like you're making a sound.
A436.
That's 436 vibrations per second.
At one time they said just to brighten up the music, quote unquote, we're going to crank
it up a little, but they really were doing it to fucking jack with our feelings because
the true vibration is this 436 instead of 440.
And we tune right now today modern times to 440.
And they cranked it up sometime in like the 16th century.
This factual?
Yes, this is factual.
Yeah.
And then the demons in charge knew what they were doing.
To be like, no, this is not factual.
Larry Stone.
Close but no cigar.
No, but no.
If you go to like a lot of the ancient like Indian temples and all this stuff, they have
the positive...
Machu Picchu.
Well, let's say down in Peru, but a lot of them have like even they have like little
like domed in areas where you can the vibration, everything is in the positive.
Yeah.
Of the positive hurts.
Well, our electricity is at 50.
Yeah.
Wow.
But 60.
60.
I mean, well, different countries.
Yeah.
50 is in Europe.
Yeah.
So 60.
But for the vibration, for music and everything.
Yeah.
There is the positive.
Well, look at the duff when they listen to music.
There we go, I finally got that one back.
Yeah, the duff, they know what it is.
Yeah, they listen to music a lot.
Yeah.
Well, you can see them reacting.
They put lights up and shit, you know what I mean?
They make vibes off of that shit.
You guys know that, right?
Yeah, man.
When they did that, or Great White.
When they said the place on fire.
Yeah.
When they said the place on fire.
They were responding.
The duff were like, this is a crazy fucking show.
They're like, what are you running?
Yeah.
Where's my, here it is.
All right, man.
We want to thank God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, Ross, Alex, no shirt, Nick, Jeff, Stoney.
And let me tell you, don't take any word nickels while I'm here.
Bobby, no filter, Frank, Keke, my dad, thanks for the light, dad.
Oh yeah, thanks, big Joe.
Groucho, Chris, Matt, Ross.
Again, Dave.
Double readings now?
Ross, you have to pay us 25 bucks for that double read.
Harmony, Elena.
These are your cats.
We'll take one for them.
Jerry, Jay, Chrissy, Becky, Tiffany.
I still want to wrestle you, Jay.
George, you out there in Colorado.
Man, you're just burning through this shit.
Crypto Beach, Swarthog, Richie, Ujaville.
Oh man, did you get out of that prison?
I hope you got those rupees we sent.
And Tom's Freaklinic Automotive and Veterinary Service.
Dude, I'm Crypto Beach.
Is that you?
Yeah, we've talked about this ass clown.
Okay, I'll cut that out.
I'll read some more.
I know, we keep on letting them read.
I'll fucking cross that one out.
No, don't, it's very funny.
Uh, man.
I was just saying, you left a comment on one of our things that I don't like or something.
If you had sex with your neighbor and you don't want her to go into labor,
it's all Tom's Freaklinic.
I've never left a bad comment.
Of course not.
I would.
We did get some thumbs down here and there.
Oh yeah, because it's us.
That's expected.
We've never been like, hey, you guys stink.
It's a 50-50.
We're here for the game.
All right, you want to shut this down then?
Yeah man, thank you everybody for tuning into Larry Needle's show.
Like, follow, subscribe, tell a friend.
Toodaloo.
Yeah, fucking tell somebody please.
We don't because we do not beg with the enemy. I'm not begging. I'm telling you please
Have you guys ever heard of Stalin
Okay, we'll see you guys next time. Peace