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time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show Larry and the Needles

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all right I'm Larry welcome to the show oh sorry say that again Needles I had

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your mic turned off so he's fucking dressed like he's in a gosh-danged

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undra I mean

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he's got a bomber jacket on like I cold man who's that look like Casey yeah

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alright that's what I thought too killer clown yeah I'm Needles and this is

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Kiki again for your furrow to yeah if you don't like us piss off Kiki's

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becoming a regular fucking if you don't like us now guess what Larry you're

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gonna hate us later that's right if you don't like us now you're gonna hit us

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later we're like the Gg Allen and fucking podcast like I said but we are

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driving people out of the room so yeah not by doing sexually decrepit no no

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but just I don't know what it is that's offending and we're driving away

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offensive stuff you like that though you think but tell your fucking friends

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about the show people come on get on it don't fuck around there's degenerate

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out there oh I forgot the hit list last episode yeah that's alright though we all

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you guys know who listen and we love you mm-hmm but that's fine I you're gonna

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let me do my joke mm-hmm man needles you ever blow bubbles when you're a

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little kid I mean you're gonna do this twice in one night I did I didn't do

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what's lying mom but I did it upstairs you gotta play with the

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no I don't know who's bubbles yeah who's bubbles I said did you blow bubbles

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I never blew bullshit yeah I know you're lying you blew bubbles when you're a

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little kid right yes there I do for the joke sake I just did all right well

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bubbles is back in town and he was looking for you I love that I love you

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just make a total child pornography joke hey when you were a little kid did you

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blow bubbles and then you get all mad when I hey say you're a pedophile nobody

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saying blow bubbles was like a little kid you just when you were a little kid

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did you blow bubbles yeah so when you're a little kid doesn't make you a pedophile

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it makes bubbles a pedophile yeah bubbles the clowns from the circus

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the big bubbles also known as bubbles

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well a guy named Bob unfortunately for young needles yeah I do not like but

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it's very very still talks to bubbles very fortunate for your proctology

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didn't Michael Jackson have a monkey named bubbles yeah it was

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named bubbles yeah it was it was coming through finally with something I know

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all about Michael Jackson

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when you do your impression you're Larry Jackson one of the younger brothers

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they don't talk about Larry Jackson why do you like to use the white brother

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I was too young to be in the band me and Michael shared a room now man Larry Jones

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I feel kind of bad for you did he chewed on your harmonica he taught me how to

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play that Monica him and Stevie Wonder I bet you they did touch you're doing a

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human centipede touch it a clean the pipes I forgot right out of the bat we're

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already doing gay Jesus man I'm sorry to our listeners we've been told that we

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are being not offensive what a fan no we're just you know childish I think is

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what they yeah we are childhood I'm childish yeah me too we just sit around

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on a Friday night drink beers and smoke I call me there or what recently come a

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day no that's it bro I guess I got a fucking fuck man you're gonna have to

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leave to get me holy shit we're gonna have to know when it came to pause it dude

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you can just go do what you have I got another raid story I mean it's not

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that's not that special but here this is something funny though 23 and me tells

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victim victims it's their fault that their dad was breached wait what yes

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this is an actual story the nerve that these people sent their shit in and they

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had a data breach and it didn't make secure enough passwords man they made

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it like their pets name or something where they live one two three four yeah

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and he's you know 24 my dad he said the when I was when I was on dope and shit

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my mom took my fucking her house keys away from me you know common thing and

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um I don't know about common but yeah she didn't want me coming in she didn't

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want me in the fucking house when she wasn't home are you in the house or

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whatever whatever reason I don't know that's a variable so one day my dad gets

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this new electronic garage door opener and the fucking thing has an outside pad

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and I'm like okay I can get in the house and I fucking figured out the code in

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one try and then the door closed it was really a birthday and then they came in

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and I'm like hey I figured out the garage code in one try and my dad's like

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aww and he starts laughing he's all proud of himself just doped out like he doesn't

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know how fucked up he is and my mom a skeleton and then I told my mom the story

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she's like oh I took the key from you and she acted like she never knew and she

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gave her back to me yeah there's a burglar in the house you get the gun

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yeah not even call the cops here he is they just push him outside well when I

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was a kid now it's sneaking the house at night with girls from the bar when I

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still lived at home as a teen and fucking girls from the bar when I was a

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teen yeah and lucky dog sometimes my dad would hear me and I had to answer him

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if he called out because you know otherwise yeah yeah first of all second

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of all he's a teenager near the car pull up and you're just drunken stumbling

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no no they will already be home sleeping in the house yeah drunk oh yeah

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drunk as well so you're not being as cool you're not being as quiet as I think

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I am yeah that's what he should think you're being all quiet wake up dining

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room tables on the one time we're all in the house it's me my my brother no

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shirt Nick hasky couple of other my friends like six or seven girls and

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we're like in middle school we're hanging out my parents are going out we're

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gonna probably just make out all night and smoke pot and smoke cigarettes drink

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probably booze out of the thing and fucking out of my mom and dad's

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liquor cabinet and then the bottle yeah but no out of there out of their stash

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and then fucking they we they walk out of the house the minute they walk out

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we're instantly lighted joints everyone starts smoking cigarettes every there's

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like like seven girls every one of them lights up at the same time if my mom and

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dad come in like fucking ten minutes later they're not stupid Larry stupid

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they caught us yeah they want to be like let's go surprise them yeah let's see what's really going on

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let's go yeah let's do our house that we pay money for yeah right

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idiots Nikki in the purr yeah let's make sure the girls still know what these idiots are doing yeah

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you know there's no shortage of stupid going around but that was pretty fun that

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was a fun night actually my mom dad didn't get us pissed off as I thought

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they would get and they still went back out and our make-out party continued

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and we jammed probably two girls there no man there was it we had a lot of

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fucking girls hanging around with us weird kids that's why Jeff line hung around

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with us okay well we could sponge the fucking girls they didn't want nothing to

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do with that mom that's funny on my dad we were talking about family party my

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dad gets all shit-faced he's like yeah I was like when Adam had parties you know

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at least everything would be fine when I get home all my other kids my slot

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machines we missing money

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kids are robbing home

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yeah I used to have nitrous parties at the house

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oh yeah you're not stealing nothing you're making money

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no all the friends were good people

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they were too fished out

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I mean there was a shit time they weren't there to steal

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no that's just it they were just there to get fucked

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yeah like they good as a fucking fine thin line but between yeah beating the

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fairies and not beating the fairies right scary fathoms sherry Adam stole some

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shit out of my basement and I saw her wearing it and it was some it was one

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thing in particular that made me notice was it was this weird little square

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Jimi Hendrix pin that I had when I was a kid and it was up on the wall in the

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studio she took it in like months later I see some picture of her online and

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she's wearing it my fucking cunt

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thief you should have called her out

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nah I got back at her

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I got back at her

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you got the fucking she was borrowing the capo got stolen from her

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she she I got back at her I don't want to say what happened but no it's okay no

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she's probably still alive

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she's probably still alive next to the six cats

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she liked fucking a lot of fucking dirty scrotums and shit

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she was a sick bitch

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she was a sick bitch you should see the things that she would say to you

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she's a thief so that's all I wanted to know but

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even Mary said to her one day

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you know

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you know these guys are about to fucking rape you she's saying all this shit to a

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full of guys and we were in my living room and I'm like how do you even work

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because I'm here because you have rapist hanging out in your house

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well no she's saying if it was in her neighborhood where she came from and

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and she was talking like that she would already be getting fucking

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oh I don't know if it would be getting raped she would be just getting fucked

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but for her to say that

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she's saying like crazy shit like I like when a guy

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alright okay enough for that

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right she would do explicit explain explicit acts and

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I spread my budget to get people married

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Mary Weinstein the other brother

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it wasn't that his actual name

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just like Larry Epstein

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that's all it is we just say Larry

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you give him the last name

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Larry Epstein the third brother

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I didn't get a dime from their estate

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that's what you're pissed about

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like I didn't know any of those bitches

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the Weinstein brothers cut me out of the movie business

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Bill Clinton that guy played the sax these nuts

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these nuts

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the prize

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Bill Clinton our first black president

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what's that Bill Clinton was our first black president

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I don't think so

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well maybe from the way down

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I don't know about that either

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I'm just saying the way you acted

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I'm just saying the way you acted

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John Travolta played Clinton in a

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really that is fucking far stretch man

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in a movie

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yes Larry in a movie

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well no I thought it might have been like SNL or some sketch show

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I actually did a movie as Clinton

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I mean he did Gotti too which I heard was horrible

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because that's where I saw you like he

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he liked underage girls when he was

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governor whatever the fuck he was

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Clinton

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fuck man

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so he was knocking up the Travolta black girls

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he replayed the movie

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they talked about this shit

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Bill Clinton how the hell is that

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I'm gonna have to look at that online just to see

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what Travolta looks like

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it sounds like we're getting juiced

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well no it could be dude they got some amnesia

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no but they got some amazing Hollywood makeup

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and fucking masks and shit

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they can make Travolta look like Clinton no problem

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are you kidding me

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it is Travolta

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I think this Kiki story sounds very

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rescue

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it could be right

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yeah I can see look at what he just said

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dude it's Gotti

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yeah I don't

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primary colors

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dude it sounds like Clinton primary colors

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John Travolta please

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oh fuck Billy Bob Thornton wasn't it too

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wait he plays Clinton

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no he plays fucking

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Billy Bob Thornton

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he plays Jesus it's hilarious

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the budgesis

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the cats are trying to tell Mary to get up

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the cats are knocking shit off the counter

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wake up

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is that what that is

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they want Mary to get up

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here he is here's old Travolta's Billy

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let's see

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it looks like John Travolta

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yeah I know that's not Bill Clinton

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I guess if he was acting like Bill Clinton

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whatever ok enough of that

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I didn't know Billy Bob Thornton was in this

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alright Billy Bob Thornton

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Smarton who cares

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you want to do the fortune cookie 500 right now

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since you missed it

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Kiki ain't hit the gong

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they'll be very honorable

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very honorable if fucking

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Kiki gets his shit together

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now

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time

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for fortune cookie

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500

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oh no it's not

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he doesn't even know where he gets

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let's see that's not good when you gotta do this

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every week

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oh

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you will be lucky in love

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you will be lucky in love

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that's it

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that's kind of vague

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yeah very vague

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should we read another one

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I'm not gonna let you say that

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next one

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I'm just saying

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that's gonna be a good one

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so read it again

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you will be lucky in love

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so how much does it cost

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200 dollars

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I wanna be lucky

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I'll be lucky in rock

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I'll get lucky tomorrow

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this restaurant might have happy endings

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oh the restaurant had happy endings

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oh my god that is a health code violation

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they feed you

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you don't sir let's go

249
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happy ending time

250
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so is it a buffet also

251
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a happy ending buffet

252
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that's pretty funny

253
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I'm busy my husband

254
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happy ending buffet

255
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my husband take care of you

256
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so read it one more time Larry

257
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you will be lucky in love

258
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man I don't know what that means

259
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it's more of a compliment than a

260
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I'm feeling lucky

261
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you have to love somebody

262
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how many people do you love

263
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I got a handful

264
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it sounds like a chore

265
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I'm sitting with the guys

266
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I love my family

267
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I love my pets I love my wife a lot

268
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I love you guys

269
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we just had the holidays

270
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I'll still keep you in the throat

271
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being with the family

272
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it's great to see everybody

273
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but it's like alright time to leave

274
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I'm done with you

275
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I'm gonna go home to my man cave

276
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and watch webcams

277
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here's the thing if my brother's drunk

278
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we get along fucking great

279
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it's when he starts getting

280
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I'm not I love hanging around with him

281
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man like over the Christmas holidays

282
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we hung out the whole time

283
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we fucking laughed and laughed and laughed

284
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because he was drunk

285
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and that was better than when he's not

286
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so we're not tolerating

287
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is that what you're saying

288
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that's how family is though

289
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I can't pick your family

290
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you grow up with them

291
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and it's like

292
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you're tired of them

293
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I work with guys more than I'm at home

294
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oh yeah

295
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I spend more time with guys who work

296
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oh dude like my brother

297
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I get along with them better than everybody

298
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seriously

299
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my family no

300
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they love me and they like to stab

301
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I'm not sure what's wrong with me

302
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they call me out on it

303
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yeah

304
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no problem either

305
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,680
my other family doesn't say this shit

306
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,680
my other family

307
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the guys I get drunk with in smoke weed

308
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right

309
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like a teenager

310
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the after school bond club

311
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we had one

312
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I'll tell you what though man

313
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I like that

314
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guys that like have kids

315
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and man that's so much work man

316
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well yeah

317
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you have to want to put the work in

318
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but you gotta though

319
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otherwise your kids gonna be a deadbeat

320
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,680
yeah but the other thing is

321
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,680
the heartache you know

322
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,680
when your kid comes home sad

323
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or someone's fucking with him at school

324
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I can't take fucking Larry on right now easily

325
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,680
he's a big kid man

326
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,680
man he is

327
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,680
they're gonna be like how you do it

328
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,680
you knee him right in the nuts and then go for his throat

329
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,680
except you get a two piece

330
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,680
in a biscuit before he even got out

331
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,680
how are you doing

332
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,680
especially he's young too he's got his head together

333
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,680
oh yeah well the funny thing is

334
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,680
he's young so you're like ah he's a sweet little kid

335
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,680
that he bites you

336
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,680
right where you're here

337
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,680
there are no rules in fighting like

338
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,680
put you in a rear naked shake

339
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a choke hold or something

340
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,680
give me your money Larry

341
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,680
man so many good jokes I just wanted to make

342
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,680
alright I'm gonna have to beat up needles

343
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,680
kid I guess

344
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,680
we're gonna have a live stream

345
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,680
is it illegal to fight a nine year old

346
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,680
it is

347
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,680
it is yeah

348
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,680
you know what

349
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,680
we're boxing gloves he has MMA gloves

350
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,680
I lost my gloves

351
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,680
he's got the two powders

352
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,680
wait a second wait a second slow down

353
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,680
wait a second let Kiki hear that

354
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,680
you lost what

355
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,680
one of my gloves

356
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,680
how did you lose one

357
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,680
she's got a pair

358
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,680
I don't know yeah that's the puzzling part

359
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,680
did you look next to the other one

360
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,680
yeah

361
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,680
for your cat to go on

362
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,680
maybe that's the thing it's possible

363
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,680
you're like this

364
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,680
we're gonna get this one

365
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,680
cause they were right next to each other

366
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,680
they're like let's fuck with them

367
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,680
that's what that's cat's got on his head

368
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,680
is this punch you know

369
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,680
he thinks he knows karate

370
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,680
see that coffee grub

371
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,680
it's like a fucking toy to them

372
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,680
things like a mouse

373
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,680
you're gonna have to beat each other

374
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,680
I don't know it is a possibility

375
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,680
I mean bong hits did you do that day

376
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,680
you probably drop it in the way of the car

377
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,680
leave it in the place

378
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,680
I put it right in the spot when I got home

379
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,680
you probably left it at his last assault

380
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,680
hahahaha

381
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,680
that's what he does

382
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,680
he just leaves his glove there

383
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,680
shit man that's evidence

384
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,680
yeah exactly

385
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,680
I better go back

386
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,680
he took it off cause he wanted to caress

387
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,680
that's what he has the other hand

388
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,680
no he's like that boxer just wears one MMA glove

389
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,680
so he can caress with the other one

390
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,680
hold him in closer

391
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,680
it makes him think he's gonna love

392
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,680
at him in any punches

393
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,680
man what is wrong with us

394
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,680
cause that's what we all thought

395
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,680
I know he just acted it out

396
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,680
he punches this woman in the face

397
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,680
it's so bad I apologize for that

398
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,680
hold am I

399
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,680
hold am I

400
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,680
guys

401
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,680
I know I thought I'd mature as I aged

402
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,680
that went out the window

403
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,680
well maturity is what when you first started doing drugs

404
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,680
it's not funny though cause in the United States

405
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,680
there's something like

406
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,680
you know

407
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,680
in the United States there's something like 5 million

408
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,680
or 10 million battered women

409
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,680
and all this time

410
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,680
I've been eating a plane

411
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,680
hahahaha

412
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,680
oh my god

413
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,680
really? you're gonna make

414
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,680
sexual assault

415
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,680
and a pancake joke

416
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,680
that was good though

417
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,680
I know that made you laugh

418
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,680
that was good though

419
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,680
it was horrible

420
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,680
I felt bad Joe

421
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,680
I liked it I don't like the plight of women

422
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,680
being under the stress

423
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,680
it was an old joke left over

424
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,680
yeah I know

425
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,680
from the days when you get people

426
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,680
with a clean corrective shit

427
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,680
from the days when

428
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,680
the wedding ring came with an ice pack

429
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,680
hahahaha

430
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,680
oh did you guys see that

431
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,680
Jeopardy video

432
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,680
or the woman

433
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,680
I'm gonna screw this joke

434
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,680
oh man I'm already not a Jeopardy

435
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,680
hey you guys

436
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,680
Alex Trebek was like

437
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,680
oh yeah it was your honeymoon now

438
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,680
she's like yeah well

439
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,680
it didn't snow on the actual

440
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,680
on the day of my wedding

441
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,680
but on my honeymoon we got 8 inches

442
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,680
she was talking about snow

443
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,680
but she didn't even think about what she was saying

444
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,680
and Alex was like oh okay

445
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,680
yeah alright

446
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,680
I think Trebek had a hog too

447
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,680
he was a quiet

448
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,680
he was a quiet hog hider

449
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,680
the newlywed game

450
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,680
you know they're asking the people

451
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,680
what's the strangest place

452
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,680
quite a hog hider

453
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,680
what's the strangest place

454
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,680
you ever had sex you know

455
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,680
and they're expecting people to ride like you know

456
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,680
a hider wherever

457
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,680
parents house

458
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,680
and the one lady says in the bot

459
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,680
in the bot

460
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,680
yeah it's like some old family

461
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,680
family you know

462
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,680
it was some newlywed game

463
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,680
what's the weirdest place you ever had sex

464
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,680
she says in the bot

465
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,680
and it's written down on a card

466
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,680
cause the husband has to match

467
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,680
she has like supermarkets

468
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,680
she has in the bot

469
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,680
hahahaha that's great

470
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,680
yeah it's pretty impressive

471
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,680
which was

472
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,680
saying in the bot is crazy

473
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,680
yeah it was like

474
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,680
1973

475
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,680
yeah dude

476
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,680
sodomites have been going on since the time

477
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,680
before Jesus

478
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680
sodomy

479
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,680
comorra

480
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,680
did you see the one

481
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,680
the quote

482
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,680
but the guy was talking about

483
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,680
don't act like you're fucking absolved

484
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,680
from all your sins

485
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,680
oh you were sinning in the fucking

486
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,680
flames of hell

487
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,680
yeah I didn't try to

488
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,680
I didn't want to be a sodomite though

489
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,680
you are a sodomite

490
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,680
I mean all those trips are boys' top

491
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,680
it's not a right

492
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,680
yeah

493
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,680
sorry about that one

494
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,680
I mean I can't like sometimes I just can't hold that

495
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,680
oh boy

496
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,680
that's been exciting

497
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,680
these last couple weeks man

498
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,680
well on New Year's Eve

499
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,680
I just keep on doing the phone

500
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,680
Christmas was good, Fancy and Family

501
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,680
all that jazz

502
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,680
and then on New Year's Eve

503
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,680
we played on this guy's

504
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,680
streaming

505
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,680
YouTube TV show

506
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,680
his name is caribou heart

507
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,680
we all did naked for some reason

508
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,680
it was called caribou heart tv

509
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,680
my band catechronic played on there

510
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,680
for half hours

511
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,680
played into the midnight hour

512
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,680
well we played into several midnight hours

513
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,680
cause we went across the country

514
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,680
did you do that into the midnight hour

515
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,680
clamping

516
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,680
after midnight and shit

517
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,680
no we should have but

518
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,680
here's the other thing we get dating by youtube

519
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,680
if we play covers so we play

520
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,680
mostly originals or games

521
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,680
as soon as we play a cover

522
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,680
and if we start sounding too much like the actual thing

523
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,680
they'll shut us down

524
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,680
man how the hell did he

525
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,680
I don't know

526
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,680
the algorithm man

527
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,680
and it's happened to us before

528
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,680
we were jamming live streaming

529
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,680
and then all of a sudden our feet just stopped

530
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,680
and we're like what the fuck

531
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,680
and then the notification

532
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,680
comes up on your screen

533
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,680
you have broken the copyright laws

534
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,680
of copyright infringement

535
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,680
so what I do now

536
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,680
what I do is I get permission

537
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,680
quote unquote by

538
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,680
I'm not really a harmonica in my ass

539
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,680
and before we play a cover song

540
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,680
or something sometimes I'll say

541
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,680
I'm Eric Clapton I approve this

542
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,680
yes yes I say

543
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,680
hey I'm real good friends with whatever

544
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,680
Eric Clapton and Stephen Tyler

545
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,680
and he told me I could play this song

546
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,680
and then when we do that it seems to work

547
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,680
coming from guy who smokes nine bottles a day

548
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,680
I believe him

549
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,680
yeah I know

550
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,680
if we get the problem I mean your fuckers come up with more stories

551
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,680
and then fucking

552
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,680
Habishaw

553
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,680
I don't even know what that is

554
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,680
I just based that out

555
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,680
I don't know what I mean

556
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,680
I was thinking about it what kind of pipe is that

557
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,680
or here's Shram pipe or

558
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,680
here's Shram calling us

559
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,680
Mirsham

560
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,680
yeah Mirsham

561
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,680
that's what I was thinking of

562
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,680
but I just called you with that word I just said

563
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,680
Habishaw

564
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,680
a dump dump or a habishaw for nooks

565
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,680
a whole habishaw

566
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,680
habishaw

567
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,680
dude this brings me to this

568
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,680
oh boy here we go

569
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,680
another story that implicates Kiki

570
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,680
a dump dump

571
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,680
I do my ex

572
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,680
so I got rated another

573
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,680
time different place in California

574
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,680
this is like the fifth time

575
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,680
you don't see a problem here

576
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,680
there's a few

577
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,680
it sounds like every year though

578
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,680
yeah I mean

579
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,680
so wait okay

580
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,680
it gets better

581
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,680
this county sheriff is poking my girlfriend

582
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,680
with the AR-15 while she's

583
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,680
sleeping

584
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,680
leave me alone stop

585
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,680
she was from Cambodia

586
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,680
I mean she was from a country that has

587
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,680
great production

588
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,680
Portuguese from Jersey

589
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,680
dude he kept poking her

590
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,680
I started laughing

591
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,680
cause she's cursing

592
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,680
leave me a fuck alone let me sleep

593
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,680
she didn't know what the fuck was going on

594
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,680
I came from a third world country

595
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,680
that's the first time I've been in a stop

596
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,680
at New York

597
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,680
she realized she was getting poked by

598
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,680
AR-15

599
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,680
dude that's the other

600
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,680
fucked up thing too it's like hey

601
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,680
wake her up

602
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,680
wake her up

603
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,680
with the barrel

604
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,680
I would have been poking somewhere else

605
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,680
with the barrel

606
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,680
it was funny

607
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,680
dude she was swearing

608
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,680
with the barrel

609
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,680
that's Larry's name when he was a bad cop

610
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,680
stinky barrel

611
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,680
I was part of the dirty harry

612
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,680
he was part of the crash unit

613
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,680
stinky barrel

614
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,680
I was part of the interior of the issue

615
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,680
stinky barrel aka brown barrel

616
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,680
so Larry Epstein

617
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,680
Larry Blackrock

618
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,680
dude you know the beauty

619
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,680
of this whole fucking shit though too

620
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,680
like even my girl my brother

621
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,680
I fucking first thing I said to him

622
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,680
I'm like keep your fucking mouth shut

623
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,680
and that's

624
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,680
I'll deport you

625
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,680
but that's what they did

626
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,680
I have your papers in your passport

627
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,680
they fucking shut up right away

628
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,680
they're like talk to him

629
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,680
I was fucking beautiful

630
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,680
there's a lot of pressure too

631
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,680
I didn't do it he's the guy

632
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,680
he helped me

633
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,680
I was driving a broken house down six months later

634
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,680
oh nice I had a girl torch one of my cars

635
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,680
I know the feeling

636
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,680
that's a real psycho

637
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,680
how you gonna get to work

638
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,680
how you gonna come and see her

639
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,680
when she comes out of her manic state

640
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,680
well I was kind of

641
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,680
fucking you know

642
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,680
you were

643
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,680
you were searing on the side

644
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,680
there's gotta be a guy

645
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,680
my dad was like

646
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,680
that's it mother fucker you gotta leave

647
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,680
to you or her

648
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,680
to me

649
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,680
I could have told you that three weeks ago

650
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,680
I haven't known you for twenty years

651
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,680
I'm like but it's like Wednesday

652
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,680
yep

653
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,680
that's what you got

654
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,680
and my mom was babysitting

655
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,680
my nephew

656
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,680
Mikey at the time

657
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,680
this is going back thirty fucking years

658
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,680
and um

659
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,680
the fucking car was

660
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,680
torching right in front of the room

661
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,680
where he was sleeping in his crib

662
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,680
where was it at?

663
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,680
at my mom's house yeah

664
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,680
there used to be a big tree there

665
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,680
that got burnt down and shit

666
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,680
where's this chick at now

667
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,680
probably RIP's whatever her name is

668
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,680
I don't want to say her name

669
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,680
but RIP she's fucking causing me or something

670
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,680
no you'll say her last name

671
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,680
that's the problem

672
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,680
but you don't know where to stop Larry

673
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,680
I was just gonna say RIP to Evelyn

674
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,680
it sounds like an Evelyn thing

675
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,680
here's her number

676
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,680
at the end of it I was able to like

677
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680
shovel up what was left in my car

678
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,680
wait a second the fire department didn't come

679
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,680
yeah they did but here's the thing I was gone

680
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,680
for like

681
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,680
did you see this in a movie?

682
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,680
no I was gone for like four days

683
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,680
cause it was after a gig and I was hanging out with somebody

684
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,680
wait a minute wait a minute

685
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,680
and my mom it was before the days of our sound

686
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,680
they did two minutes of the house

687
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,680
yeah but they didn't tow it it's a burnt down car

688
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,680
yeah when I got home there was no

689
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,680
they waited for me to do shit

690
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,680
I had to deal with it

691
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,680
oh my god you're on tour with some friends

692
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,680
I was on tour I was playing a gig right in Chicago

693
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,680
but I just didn't come home for like three days

694
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,680
no I was in a gig

695
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,680
oh yeah it was a gig

696
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,680
but we were just I just never came home

697
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,680
and my mom was so pissed off at me

698
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,680
what the fuck

699
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,680
you know you're

700
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,680
you're 77 years old

701
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,680
you're a fucking young girl's home

702
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,680
what is this

703
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,680
she forgot her backpack in her high school books

704
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,680
this isn't cool Larry

705
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,680
I think that his parents call him Larry

706
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,680
they don't call him by his Christian name

707
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,680
I was proud of you

708
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,680
he was a deviant they have to call him by another name

709
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,680
cause you now want to

710
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,680
smirch his original Christian name

711
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,680
I was probably

712
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,680
you know again

713
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,680
was one of the times I might have bounced back home

714
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,680
I was probably 20 years old or something

715
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,680
sneak in and sneak out so they don't see

716
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,680
man

717
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,680
that's what he used to do when he got her pregnant

718
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,680
you go sneak in and sneak out

719
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,680
look at this guy

720
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,680
he's got no self control

721
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,680
he's wearing a bomber jacket and a scarf that he sewed together

722
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,680
drinking PBI

723
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,680
that's the least of his worries

724
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,680
that's the best thing about me

725
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,680
I mean we saw that Larry Jones was on the flight

726
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,680
long for Epstein's Island

727
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,680
I did see that

728
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,680
that's a different Larry Jones

729
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,680
it was a big letter

730
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,680
it took over five

731
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,680
Larry Jones

732
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,680
and Alan Dershowitz which is hilarious

733
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,680
I love that

734
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,680
I like that Alan Dershowitz

735
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,680
he's a smart motherfucker too

736
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,680
he got away with child sex

737
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,680
well dude come on he's very smart

738
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,680
well these are smart motherfuckers

739
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,680
they just fucking

740
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,680
a crime's a crime

741
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,680
the box man

742
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,680
they lose it for the box

743
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,680
you know what you hang out with a bunch of weird creepy people

744
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,680
they give you drugs

745
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,680
they do your shit they turn you into this person

746
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,680
you never worry about that

747
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,680
everybody's turned into something

748
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,680
we'll get a honeypot

749
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,680
back in the day then

750
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,680
his cameras had to be

751
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,680
on the wall like monstrous

752
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,680
it was like a teddy bear

753
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,680
don't move that teddy bear

754
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,680
or it was just a clock

755
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,680
did they have like the good cameras

756
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,680
back then like the hidden cameras

757
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,680
like here down here this guitar is a camera

758
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,680
I'm kidding

759
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,680
that water bottle is not

760
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,680
dead I'm dropping this

761
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,680
that's a sign

762
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,680
if you're gonna kiss go on

763
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,680
I don't like that shit

764
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,680
so my wife is so happy

765
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,680
that I got a couple of guitars

766
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,680
yeah but she's still that happy you don't have a job

767
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,680
I'm fucking kidding

768
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,680
the ultimate sugar baby

769
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,680
he's like I just got a new guitar for $600

770
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,680
where'd you get the money Larry

771
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,680
I want the truth Larry

772
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,680
I don't want to see where you're

773
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,680
he knows what that means

774
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,680
was he borrowing your fucking

775
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,680
glory or what

776
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,680
people in his prison wallet

777
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,680
man we just can't get away from this stuff

778
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,680
I apologize

779
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,680
I can get money man

780
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,680
that's even funnier statement

781
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,680
because I really wonder how

782
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,680
because I know you and I hang out with you multiple times

783
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,680
oh yeah there's a new one right here

784
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,680
oh actually no it's not a new one

785
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,680
yeah yeah

786
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,680
oh that is the new one

787
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,680
but this is the other one too

788
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,680
alright so

789
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,680
we're not gonna go to Larry's autistic corner right now

790
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,680
this one's a fucking beauty

791
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680
this one's great too

792
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,680
the silver tone with the chrome on the front

793
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,680
oh fuck yeah

794
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,680
super old shit but wacky and quirky

795
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,680
just like Larry look at him

796
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,680
I actually just saw a video with like a

797
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,680
wacky and quirky guy

798
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,680
maybe the shape of your hair

799
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,680
how many episodes have I said that

800
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,680
we're going on like months now

801
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,680
if I shave it it comes in a snicker

802
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,680
it's like a sauerkraut patch

803
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,680
but they put a computer

804
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,680
board in the back of the guitar

805
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,680
so playing the computer was like a keyboard

806
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,680
and playing like a piano

807
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,680
you can play piano and play whatever it is

808
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,680
it's pretty interesting

809
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,680
they hollowed out like cheap guitar bodies

810
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,680
but then they put in a big

811
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,680
processor in the back

812
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,680
and you can play like whatever hell you wanted

813
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,680
and it would make whatever sound you wanted

814
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,680
yeah it's pretty interesting

815
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,680
it's how the globalists are gonna get you

816
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,680
they're implanting stuff

817
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,680
I know that's the next thing

818
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,680
you know that's the next thing that's gonna happen

819
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,680
they want to implant these things

820
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,680
zuckerberg yeah these chips

821
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,680
to read your mind

822
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,680
and I mean ruffles

823
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,680
and the other thing is people they make it

824
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,680
sound like it's gonna be to your benefit

825
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,680
and people are gonna fucking line up

826
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,680
like lemmings to get this fucking thing

827
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,680
do you want to hear something silly

828
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,680
some lady got gangbred in the metaverse

829
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,680
nice

830
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,680
lemmings serious

831
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,680
there's a horrible crime I understand that

832
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,680
but it's not a crime

833
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,680
it's not a crime

834
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,680
but actual pussy didn't get penetrated

835
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,680
but there's a deal though I'm just saying

836
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,680
it's a horrible thing to

837
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,680
I think it's fucking hysterical

838
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,680
you let a bunch of Indian guys

839
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,680
in the metaverse

840
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,680
I gave you an answer

841
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,680
was she good looking in the metaverse

842
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,680
she got an Indian bus at night in New Delhi

843
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,680
what do you expect

844
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,680
she wanted to get some shawarma

845
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,680
and she got swarmed

846
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,680
there you go Larry

847
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,680
yeah it's cream pie time

848
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,680
stoner thinking cream pie

849
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,680
I don't know about that dude

850
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,680
imagine being the 37th Indian

851
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,680
it was the first animated

852
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,680
101 come shot video

853
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,680
oh man

854
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,680
they do those fucking things when they have those weird

855
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,680
to the Indians in their dirty feet

856
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,680
like fucking uh

857
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,680
but the only cartoons man

858
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,680
it's the metaverse

859
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,680
dude it's the metaverse

860
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,680
if you're getting

861
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,680
she didn't really get raped

862
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,680
it's bull shit

863
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,680
so now what she's gonna want to sue somebody

864
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,680
and everybody that raped her

865
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,680
why did she just take her mask off

866
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,680
and be done with it

867
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,680
who's having fun

868
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,680
she liked it

869
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,680
she was probably a chick

870
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,680
that doesn't give a lot of fucking raping

871
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,680
so she went into the metaverse

872
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,680
looking for some

873
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,680
what's the amount of raping a chick should get Larry

874
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,680
before she's reported

875
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,680
I mean you just said that out loud

876
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,680
she sounds like the type that

877
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,680
fucking is weirdo

878
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,680
who's gonna go into the metaverse

879
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,680
and flaunt her shit around

880
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,680
to where she's getting raped

881
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,680
and this is the other thing too

882
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,680
what was her shit around in the metaverse

883
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,680
and here's the thing too

884
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,680
what was she wearing in the metaverse

885
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,680
how could she claim she got raped in the metaverse

886
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,680
that doesn't even make sense

887
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,680
exactly like well case closed

888
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,680
now you're the judge too

889
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,680
I have defendants going

890
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,680
get the fuck out of here

891
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,680
and you know I would have specced this electrician

892
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,680
that put these can lights in too

893
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,680
like piping directly in

894
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,680
well you can't move it

895
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,680
you can't do nothing

896
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,680
that's how you should do though

897
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,680
if you get a speck this is a fucking rap sealing ass

898
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,680
if you get a speck you have to do that

899
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,680
I use like wafers

900
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,680
I'm not a big judge

901
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,680
he's not dead

902
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,680
but to probably say

903
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,680
Chad hit a stroke though

904
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,680
stroke of luck

905
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,680
yeah he won the lottery

906
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,680
no it wasn't a very lucky stroke

907
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,680
why'd he put three cans and then three fucking pull chains

908
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,680
because I told him to do it like that

909
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,680
what's wrong with you

910
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,680
because when we're

911
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,680
when we're back here

912
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,680
when we're jamming sometimes we just

913
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,680
turn these three off

914
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,680
I don't know what he's talking about

915
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,680
that makes sense

916
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,680
so you can pull one off pull this off

917
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,680
it's not the truth they just put them in

918
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,680
and this guy doesn't know what happened

919
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,680
no I bought these things

920
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,680
I bought three cans

921
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,680
Chad actually had this shit in his garage

922
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,680
I said I want to do three pull chains

923
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,680
and three cans

924
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,680
I bought him a

925
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,680
well no he's an electrician

926
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680
I know but that's just very weird

927
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,680
I know well he's a pack rat too

928
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,680
he's got some job sites and anything that they're throwing out

929
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,680
and he'll say I'll take it

930
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,680
well especially now it's also four

931
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,680
and so I fucking

932
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,680
gave Chad a twelve pack

933
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,680
and he smoked a bunch of weed and he put these in one night

934
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,680
and we listened to fucking punk rock

935
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,680
sat here

936
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,680
I watched them then fight

937
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,680
then we made out under the moonlight

938
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,680
as soon as they were

939
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,680
under the LED lights

940
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,680
as soon as they were done

941
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,680
now it was before the LED days

942
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,680
and I actually did a nice job

943
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,680
did actually do a good job

944
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,680
no you don't want to go below the grid obviously

945
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,680
and I told him don't worry about

946
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,680
well he was planning for drywall

947
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,680
well no I told him don't worry about that

948
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,680
I'm never fixing the ceiling

949
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,680
you can go underneath the

950
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,680
it was nuts for drywall

951
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,680
it really looks like

952
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,680
it's for drywall even though that pipe's coming running across

953
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,680
it looks like we do good crack in this basement

954
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,680
you know what I mean like not shitty

955
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,680
yeah exactly they're ceiling tiles missing

956
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,680
we're on our own we don't fucking go by it

957
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,680
we rock out of that

958
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,680
we don't fucking deal for that

959
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,680
fentanyl shit either

960
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,680
this is stylish

961
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,680
it is

962
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,680
this is some classy fucking shit

963
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,680
I wouldn't change a thing

964
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,680
Larry could be gone but that's fine

965
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,680
I changed two things

966
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,680
new host and co-host

967
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,680
aw man

968
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,680
aw shit that's alright though

969
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,680
I can't dig up Abel Lincoln

970
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,680
John Wilkes Booth

971
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,680
that'd be good

972
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,680
John Wilkes Booth was a free mason

973
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,680
one night at the theater that'll be the name

974
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,680
what's that

975
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,680
John Wilkes Booth was a free mason

976
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,680
I think he was in the same

977
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,680
sack as your grandfather

978
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,680
not about the odd fellows we were talking about

979
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,680
oh yeah the odd fellows

980
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,680
I know you got your story

981
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,680
anybody who's here about the odd fellows

982
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,680
they were very very fucking odd

983
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,680
what do you mean the odd fellows

984
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,680
are the people of the masons

985
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,680
I've never heard this before

986
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,680
and I didn't know that

987
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,680
odd fellows is a different sect on the masons

988
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,680
I should have done my homework

989
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,680
I should have

990
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,680
I need to hear it

991
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,680
and so they were

992
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,680
highly in the pedophilia

993
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,680
and blood

994
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,680
but I didn't know this when I went there

995
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,680
what do you mean you went there

996
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,680
I played a gig there

997
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,680
I played a gig at one of their parties

998
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,680
at the house that they had

999
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,680
it was like in the farm fields

1000
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,680
how it lasts man

1001
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,680
that makes sense

1002
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,680
when I was playing on stage

1003
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,680
I was playing

1004
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,680
I was supporting this other band that was this kids

1005
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,680
this kid's brother was in the odd fellows

1006
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,680
and they didn't have enough

1007
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,680
material and they were like Larry you come and play

1008
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,680
just come with your guitar

1009
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,680
and you play those nasty

1010
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,680
country songs that you know with the dirty words

1011
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,680
and they'll love you

1012
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,680
that arm doesn't get tired from patting yourself on the back

1013
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,680
so as I'm playing

1014
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,680
the first couple of songs

1015
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,680
they take the head of a fucking pig

1016
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,680
and throw it at my feet

1017
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,680
and the thing is like undulating around

1018
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,680
it's like freshly cut off man

1019
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,680
freshly cut off man

1020
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,680
and I fucking start forgetting words

1021
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680
fucking up chords

1022
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,680
I'm looking at this pig I'm like oh my god these fuckers are weird

1023
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,680
Mary was like

1024
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,680
am I next? Mary was with me

1025
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,680
and they had this huge

1026
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,680
white horse that was a beautiful

1027
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,680
horse with a little

1028
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,680
held back by a little fucking

1029
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,680
plastic ribbon that would be

1030
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,680
less than a police line

1031
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,680
and they don't even cross it

1032
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,680
they won't cross it

1033
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,680
the thing was- well yeah if you want to get next to it

1034
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,680
horses will kill you

1035
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,680
dude it was only held back by a little fucking

1036
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,680
like paper- because it was trained

1037
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,680
and uh they had

1038
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,680
really good food

1039
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,680
they had really good food if they had this

1040
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,680
on the fucking stage

1041
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,680
they had this weird thing when they did this

1042
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,680
it was odd

1043
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,680
what did you eat pork? yeah

1044
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,680
and then there was this chicken shit

1045
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,680
contest they had

1046
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,680
where they had this grid

1047
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,680
with squares

1048
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,680
with numbers in all the squares

1049
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,680
and it was chicken market

1050
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,680
and then they waited for the chicken to sell squares

1051
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,680
and so me and Mary bought

1052
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,680
we'll meet at the gambling

1053
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,680
and finally the chicken shit

1054
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,680
and so we get some money

1055
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,680
and they're not fucking making them fight

1056
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,680
and they were giving shit away

1057
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,680
and they really threw a hell of a party

1058
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,680
and then I always thought

1059
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,680
they were like, do you want to join us?

1060
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,680
no they did not say that

1061
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,680
and one of the weirdest things

1062
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,680
one of the weirdest parties ever went to

1063
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,680
and they were the weirdest people

1064
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,680
and then later down the line I started finding out

1065
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,680
what they actually were

1066
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,680
and I was like holy fuck man

1067
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,680
so isn't this state like how long ago was this

1068
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,680
this was about going back before

1069
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,680
this was right

1070
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,680
Ross Child shit

1071
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,680
18 years ago

1072
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,680
holy fuck what did I call it again

1073
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,680
the odd fellows

1074
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,680
the bridge of the masons

1075
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,680
no one was there allowed

1076
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,680
was there a lot of people at this place?

1077
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,680
yeah it was tons of people

1078
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,680
that's a shoot of what's going on in this country

1079
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,680
there's also secret societies

1080
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,680
and it was literally on a farm

1081
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,680
we were on a farm

1082
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,680
holy shit

1083
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,680
holy shit

1084
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,680
I mean what is

1085
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,680
the odd fellows that like back in the day

1086
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,680
were the pedophile weird ones

1087
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,680
I don't know

1088
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,680
it starts somewhere in branches off at some point

1089
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,680
I don't know that much about the being pedophiles

1090
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,680
but they are

1091
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,680
you have the biker gang that stays

1092
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,680
and they were

1093
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,680
and they were kind of bikerish too

1094
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,680
they were like more of a working class

1095
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,680
set of

1096
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,680
more blue collar

1097
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,680
fucking

1098
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,680
cast type

1099
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,680
but that's alright though

1100
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,680
they're stating catch you in their trance

1101
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,680
the last thing you wanted to be was an odd fellow

1102
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,680
are you sure you're not

1103
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,680
we haven't worn the fez yet

1104
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,680
we did once

1105
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,680
was that worn in an actual video

1106
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,680
I remember doing the silent

1107
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,680
the video less

1108
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,680
yeah but I don't think we've done a video with the fez

1109
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,680
where's the fez

1110
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,680
I can grab it

1111
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,680
yeah I mean

1112
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,680
if we're gonna call out our Masonic brothers

1113
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,680
I mean you may as well do that

1114
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,680
show respect right

1115
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,680
that's as authentic as a kid's man

1116
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,680
lord have mercy

1117
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,680
you should see the fez that's gonna come upon

1118
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,680
I wish I would be graced with its presence

1119
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,680
and its glory

1120
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,680
if they had to make a fez from my head dude

1121
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,680
that boxer would have to be twice the size

1122
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,680
the fez

1123
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,680
of love

1124
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,680
the fez

1125
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,680
the fez

1126
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,680
the glory we all shall unite

1127
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,680
man just leave the fucking

1128
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,680
phone on the ground you ass monkey

1129
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,680
put it in my pocket

1130
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,680
first of all it says my grandfather's name on it

1131
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,680
yeah dude that thing

1132
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,680
and there's a curse written in Swahili

1133
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,680
for anyone that puts it on

1134
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,680
which is why I put it on Larry's cat

1135
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680
aw man

1136
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,680
you gotta wipe the dust off the floor

1137
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,680
aw man

1138
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,680
it's vintage you don't fuck with that

1139
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,680
yeah open it all the way we don't want to fuck up that zipper

1140
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,680
yeah right

1141
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,680
and it comes from Anthony

1142
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,680
and his Ardini

1143
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,680
Masonic supply company

1144
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,680
175 57th avenue

1145
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,680
New York City

1146
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,680
10010

1147
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,680
and RAP probably

1148
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,680
and if anybody wants one of those you know where to go now

1149
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,680
yeah it's brave

1150
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,680
well no that's New York dude that's New York

1151
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,680
and they shall take the plastic off of me

1152
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,680
the plastic too

1153
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,680
it's very posh

1154
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,680
sorry pop pop

1155
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,680
but even the shins the quality

1156
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,680
of the shins is still big

1157
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,680
it's actually got a red tint

1158
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,680
the fez of truth has taken you over

1159
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,680
look at it

1160
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,680
Biden is a shill for the government

1161
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,680
the NSA and the FBI

1162
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,680
and the acronym controls the country

1163
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,680
that's right amen brother

1164
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,680
the media is our enemy

1165
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,680
and are the Jews

1166
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,680
and then check out the USS Liberty

1167
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,680
your car not crashing to a house

1168
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,680
when you've been drinking too much

1169
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,680
dude that thing is beautiful

1170
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,680
so

1171
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,680
slavery doesn't exist

1172
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,680
all in your mind

1173
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,680
yeah

1174
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,680
hallelujah

1175
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,680
don't be bound by the

1176
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,680
constrictions of society

1177
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,680
the lord

1178
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,680
shall show you peace

1179
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,680
that's for damn sure

1180
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,680
be a warrior for god

1181
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,680
not for sin

1182
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,680
amen

1183
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,680
man I had a good joke there

1184
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,680
but the fez told me not to say it

1185
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,680
the stern wheel

1186
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,680
the fez tells me that

1187
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,680
dude that thing is beautiful

1188
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,680
in 2024 we're all dead

1189
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,680
cyber attack

1190
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,680
DMP

1191
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,680
once the internet goes down where's your money gonna go people

1192
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,680
bitcoin

1193
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,680
bitcoin is nothing once the internet goes down

1194
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,680
nothing's nothing

1195
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,680
you're nothing and you shall like it

1196
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,680
yeah

1197
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,680
you'll have nothing and like it

1198
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,680
that's what black rock tells us but I mean they only control

1199
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,680
80% of the stock market

1200
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,680
what shall we do

1201
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,680
you're a peon

1202
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,680
in the wean

1203
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,680
of a gallstone

1204
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,680
hit the toilet

1205
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,680
and you make a clink

1206
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,680
and hopefully you don't sink in

1207
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,680
just a piss where we all shall be

1208
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,680
you shall all eat bugs like cloth pops

1209
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,680
and love it

1210
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,680
Jeffrey Epstein was a good man

1211
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,680
not

1212
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,680
he paid pilots good money

1213
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,680
spunky on that

1214
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,680
listen

1215
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,680
a party is a party brother

1216
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,680
until you get caught

1217
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,680
I didn't say that

1218
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,680
any port in the storm

1219
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,680
it's a good place to

1220
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,680
tow your boat

1221
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,680
and moored if you know what I mean

1222
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,680
I think that's a term

1223
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,680
the juice cost 9.11

1224
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,680
that's what I heard

1225
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,680
gotta listen to the hack

1226
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,680
the FESS has taken over my life

1227
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,680
unfortunately there is no more weed

1228
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,680
you better take it off man before they say something worse

1229
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,680
too much yeah give up too much information

1230
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,680
it is really

1231
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,680
really fucking flashy though

1232
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,680
I do like it a lot

1233
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,680
it looks brand new

1234
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,680
it's been sitting in my parents garage forever

1235
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,680
I shouldn't make out a character when I talk about the FESS

1236
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,680
I tell you my grandpa

1237
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,680
used to

1238
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,680
drive the little cars

1239
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,680
which is amazing

1240
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,680
so I read an interesting thing

1241
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,680
alright one more thing

1242
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,680
excuse me Larry I didn't mean to interrupt you

1243
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:18,680
it's the FESS

1244
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,680
race times are real

1245
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,680
the media is pitting us against each other

1246
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,680
and covid stinks

1247
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,680
it's not real

1248
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,680
those guys

1249
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,680
under the dead canadies

1250
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,680
the guys riding the little cars on the dead canadies album

1251
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,680
they sued

1252
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,680
the dead canadies

1253
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,680
because the guys in those little cars

1254
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,680
they're like

1255
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,680
race times and shit

1256
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,680
those triners that were in their car

1257
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,680
nice man and did they get paid

1258
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,680
I think that

1259
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,680
I don't know what happened

1260
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,680
hey ass clown

1261
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,680
pull it up

1262
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,680
put the fringe part in first

1263
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,680
sign sign

1264
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,680
otherwise you get the smack

1265
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,680
otherwise someone gets the smack

1266
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,680
I get a fucking kill boss out of the face

1267
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,680
Jesus

1268
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,680
sorry Larry

1269
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,680
sorry Larry

1270
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,680
you didn't say the G

1271
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,680
I'm the Polo here

1272
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,680
kids with little stone

1273
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,680
fuck

1274
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,680
I'm sorry Popo

1275
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,680
oh my god

1276
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,680
you guys can't talk or even watch it

1277
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,680
Nino's grandpa is rolling in his grave right now

1278
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,680
because of how he's disrespecting

1279
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,680
did they bury him with a slave

1280
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,680
with his slave

1281
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,680
hopefully

1282
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,680
oh man you have to take that much further

1283
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,680
but hey

1284
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,680
I gave you the lemon

1285
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,680
you didn't have to squeeze it

1286
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,680
that's what she said

1287
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,680
destroy it

1288
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,680
oh lord

1289
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,680
oh boy

1290
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,680
that was a good segment

1291
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,680
oh my lord

1292
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,680
do you want me to put it back in man

1293
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,680
I can do it

1294
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,680
put it back in after the show

1295
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,680
you just put it right there

1296
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,680
no I'm just on that amp

1297
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,680
racist electrician

1298
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,680
oh my lord

1299
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,680
oh my lanta

1300
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,680
that's alright though this segment was okay

1301
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,680
I mean right

1302
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,680
the truths were spoken

1303
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,680
they reminded me when Johnny Carson

1304
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,680
completely endorsed by the literary

1305
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,680
needle show

1306
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,680
it's like when Johnny Carson

1307
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,680
would hold those letters to his head

1308
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,680
yeah you wish you could take

1309
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,680
the great era

1310
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,680
was that called the swamiwami

1311
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,680
and he's like

1312
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,680
man my fuck was funny

1313
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,680
Ed Lovett no one's his name

1314
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,680
Ed McMahon has touched kids

1315
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,680
not today

1316
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,680
so I watched that

1317
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,680
speaking of touching kids

1318
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,680
I watched that

1319
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,680
Casey Anthony's parents

1320
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,680
say you're a lie detector test

1321
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,680
speaking about touching

1322
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,680
yeah

1323
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,680
she's a pain

1324
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,680
you can't pay for that

1325
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,680
she cares

1326
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,680
for no reason we're not a national network

1327
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,680
wait wait wait who

1328
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,680
Casey Anthony's parents

1329
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,680
they took a lie detector test

1330
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,680
they didn't have to but they did

1331
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,680
and you know who did it

1332
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,680
you know the guy from the proof is out there

1333
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,680
Tony Harris the bald black guy

1334
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,680
no I do not know that at all

1335
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,680
it's pretty good show like they go chase

1336
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,680
and tear a dactyl

1337
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,680
you haven't seen like every movie

1338
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,680
known to men but you know about this shit

1339
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,680
yeah

1340
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,680
you're watching this

1341
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,680
thank you Kiki thank you for bringing that back around

1342
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,680
so anyways

1343
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,680
Casey Anthony's parents

1344
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,680
and they're asking him did he

1345
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,680
did he fuck right

1346
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,680
did he bang Casey Anthony

1347
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,680
did he bang the child

1348
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,680
I imagine him being asked this on TV

1349
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,680
you should have seen this

1350
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,680
you should have seen these harsh questions

1351
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,680
did you see the Casey Anthony

1352
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,680
special that they had on TV

1353
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,680
she was on there saying my dad

1354
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,680
used to come in the room at night and fuck me

1355
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,680
and put a pillow over my face

1356
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,680
until I passed out if I made noise

1357
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,680
you could put a pillow on somebody's face

1358
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,680
and make him pass out

1359
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,680
well she's a fucking liar because it turns out

1360
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,680
that Casey Anthony's

1361
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,680
parents passed the fucking

1362
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,680
lie detector

1363
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,680
I'd want to take a lie detector test too

1364
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,680
no you wouldn't because the questions I asked you

1365
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,680
oh man

1366
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,680
nobody's going to ask you the questions

1367
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,680
I retracted my last thing

1368
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,680
what do you mean don't ask you questions

1369
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,680
you're not asking yourself

1370
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,680
they had an FBI

1371
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,680
am I a good guy

1372
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,680
I'm certifying these questions

1373
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,680
they had an FBI dude

1374
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,680
let me ask you questions

1375
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,680
we'll see how quickly you've written that

1376
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,680
yeah I know

1377
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,680
I get it

1378
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,680
you didn't write me that

1379
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,680
this is not sanctioned by the government

1380
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,680
arrest him

1381
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,680
they were asking some brutal shit

1382
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,680
and then they were also getting into shit

1383
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,680
do you cheat on your wife

1384
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,680
and the wife is watching this shit on the TV

1385
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,680
yeah I cheated on my wife

1386
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,680
so they're asking them in front of everybody

1387
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,680
and that question has nothing to do with anything

1388
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,680
yeah it has nothing to do with

1389
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,680
but he signed off on it

1390
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,680
it's not like they bamboozled them

1391
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,680
no

1392
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,680
that sounds like a bamboozle question

1393
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,680
no he signed off on it

1394
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,680
well here's what they do

1395
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,680
they tell them about it

1396
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,680
and then they run through it

1397
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,680
several times to make sure your

1398
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,680
lies are consistent

1399
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,680
your daughter was a whore

1400
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,680
yes alright I take my pants off

1401
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,680
well it turns out the way it turned out

1402
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,680
it looked like the dad was guilty

1403
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,680
cause he was a nervous bitch

1404
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,680
yeah cause they edited it like that way

1405
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,680
and then it took him off

1406
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,680
and so it seems like Casey Anthony is a liar

1407
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,680
she's a sweet angel

1408
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,680
don't you talk about my girl like

1409
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,680
yeah I was gonna say

1410
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,680
she's a sweet angel

1411
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,680
by the way

1412
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,680
by the way I wanna say

1413
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,680
in the larry and needles control boot

1414
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,680
that we have an autographed picture

1415
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,680
of Casey Anthony

1416
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,680
Larry signed two of them

1417
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,680
which makes it even better

1418
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,680
I love you

1419
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,680
she blew me a kiss one

1420
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,680
what are you doing I gave you an ass tray

1421
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,680
what did you do with it

1422
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,680
it disappeared

1423
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,680
it's up there on the amp you ass clown

1424
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,680
fuck man

1425
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,680
this guy's got no perimeter or fucking experience

1426
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,680
I don't want you on my side at all

1427
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,680
oh

1428
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,680
this guy's a funnook

1429
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,680
what kind of fucking person are you

1430
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,680
yeah the guy's gonna kick your ass

1431
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,680
if you fucking come in

1432
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,680
yeah something about Casey Anthony

1433
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,680
he's a dumper

1434
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,680
and you know what

1435
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,680
she was even before she was fat

1436
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,680
she was still cute

1437
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,680
she was doing like

1438
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,680
she got a boob job and then was doing

1439
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,680
hot bikini contest

1440
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,680
daughter was missing

1441
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,680
yeah

1442
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,680
there's pictures

1443
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,680
here's what they did with her

1444
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,680
that might be something I made up

1445
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,680
no no no

1446
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,680
excuse me

1447
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,680
they took like 5 years

1448
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,680
worth of pictures of her

1449
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,680
sounds like a good camera guy

1450
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,680
which she only partied once in a while

1451
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,680
and they put them all together and made her look like

1452
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,680
a total lush when the reality was

1453
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,680
all she cared about was that kid

1454
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,680
when they interviewed all her friends they said

1455
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,680
she was the greatest mom

1456
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,680
all she cared about was that kid

1457
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,680
were the friends she was the greatest mom

1458
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,680
exactly they're all

1459
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,680
no she was dating some DJ and shit

1460
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,680
Larry Anthony

1461
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,680
that's where we're gonna go

1462
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,680
his other person

1463
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,680
he's a DJ

1464
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,680
he was Casey Anthony's brother

1465
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,680
he was just a DJ

1466
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,680
that just did bad house music

1467
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,680
she said that her brother

1468
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,680
fucked her

1469
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,680
she said her brother

1470
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,680
fucked her

1471
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,680
she said who fucked her

1472
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,680
her brother her dad

1473
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,680
she's Casey Anthony man

1474
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,680
don't you diminish the character

1475
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,680
of my favorite lady

1476
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,680
I'm just telling you what she said bro

1477
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,680
I heard you

1478
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,680
I don't know why I'm just a track

1479
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,680
the lazy women like that

1480
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,680
well I mean that is the sleaziest of low bags

1481
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,680
you know what she's a dirt bag

1482
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,680
there was a picture of her

1483
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,680
wait there was a picture of her in court

1484
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,680
in like the jail outfit

1485
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,680
and she hit her hair cut to a short bob

1486
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,680
holy fuck she looked hot

1487
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,680
I was like holy shit

1488
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,680
flick your pony

1489
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,680
I'm not sleazebags

1490
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,680
well it's not even sleazebags

1491
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,680
sleazebags are a track to other sleazebags

1492
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,680
yeah I was gonna say that

1493
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,680
hey I had some of the best

1494
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,680
girls in my life in Florida

1495
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,680
I love Florida

1496
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,680
I bet you you do

1497
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,680
Florida's okay

1498
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,680
no Florida's better than okay

1499
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,680
it's mecca but okay

1500
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,680
Florida's better than okay

1501
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,680
especially if you're a cool cat from Chicago

1502
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,680
are you talking about a friend you know

1503
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,680
yeah

1504
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,680
cuz I don't know about you

1505
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,680
I mean you got one foot in the grave over there right now

1506
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,680
well I haven't been there in a while

1507
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,680
I've had trailer trash from

1508
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,680
I need trailer trash from Florida to compare them

1509
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,680
I'm guessing Florida's better

1510
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,680
I don't know about that behind Louis D's

1511
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,680
that trailer park is good

1512
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,680
that's different

1513
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,680
well that's Chicago trash

1514
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,680
well that's Chicago trash is good

1515
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,680
plus those city trailer parks

1516
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,680
are different

1517
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,680
when it's in a city

1518
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,680
city you know

1519
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,680
so here we go

1520
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,680
so the dude

1521
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,680
I work with I was talking about

1522
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,680
Louis D's

1523
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,680
this fucking guy's a staunch Democrat

1524
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,680
gave me some weed

1525
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,680
love him he's a good dude

1526
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,680
but him and I politics

1527
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,680
we're incompatible

1528
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,680
yeah we really

1529
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,680
don't see the eye eye

1530
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,680
so he is

1531
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,680
very January 6th that Trump did all this stuff

1532
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,680
oh my god

1533
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,680
like it wasn't there weren't plot like

1534
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,680
brainwashing or FBI

1535
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,680
plants and shit in this

1536
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,680
and the acronym of the government was in there to be there

1537
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,680
so he really doesn't pay attention to anything

1538
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,680
yeah his weed was okay actually

1539
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,680
I shall say that

1540
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,680
okay but he doesn't know what's going on

1541
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,680
he doesn't know what's going on

1542
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,680
cuz I talked to him cuz I worked with him for a week and a half

1543
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,680
so I tell him what's going on

1544
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,680
but he doesn't comprehend

1545
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,680
what's going on

1546
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,680
the severity of the situation

1547
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,680
is that everybody should be here

1548
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,680
and Biden is doing okay

1549
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,680
January 6th was

1550
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,680
run by Trump

1551
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,680
and he incited

1552
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,680
a civil war technically

1553
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,680
and did you ask him where his proof was

1554
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,680
what's that? where's the proof of that?

1555
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,680
no it's not even the proof he's a media guy

1556
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,680
so he watches TV

1557
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,680
he's a very corrupt person

1558
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,680
shall I say

1559
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,680
he's an ultra

1560
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,680
it's more than brainwashing at this point in time

1561
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,680
the media is our enemy

1562
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,680
and they want to say race wars

1563
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,680
the only good media is

1564
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,680
the anus has been bleached

1565
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,680
yeah well

1566
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,680
yeah the anus has been bleached

1567
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,680
he wishes it was that easy man

1568
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,680
it's like there's nothing you can't say

1569
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,680
about what's going on in this country

1570
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,680
that he thinks is feasible in his mind

1571
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,680
like it's all attainable to them

1572
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,680
you know what I mean

1573
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,680
all these people here

1574
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,680
and coincide together

1575
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,680
and live in a cohesive unit

1576
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,680
it's like listen if he was guilty

1577
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,680
he would have been proven guilty a year or two ago

1578
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,680
like

1579
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,680
that's the first thing they would have done

1580
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,680
there's no charges

1581
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,680
there's nothing going on

1582
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,680
oh no they keep trying to charge him

1583
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,680
but there's not the sticks

1584
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,680
there's no convictions I mean sorry

1585
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,680
yeah there's nothing there's charges

1586
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,680
and they don't have a good response to that

1587
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,680
well it's not even if there's a response

1588
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,680
this Jack Smith fucking guy

1589
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,680
is trying to do a witch hunt

1590
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,680
and fast track this case

1591
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,680
into five or six months

1592
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,680
I can charge needles of being a witch

1593
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,680
no dude uh Jack Smith dude

1594
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,680
he has pedoed it

1595
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,680
he's a real cock man

1596
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,680
these people are trying to fast track this fucking case

1597
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,680
and make it into nothing

1598
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,680
well it is they're totally demeaning

1599
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,680
everything that's going on

1600
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,680
like usually so

1601
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,680
they don't do process

1602
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,680
well but a lot of them are still guilty now

1603
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,680
but they keep doing it until proven innocent

1604
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,680
but not

1605
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,680
because we're not gonna let you

1606
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,680
because we don't like you that's what it is

1607
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,680
everybody's come out and said they don't like Trump

1608
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,680
I mean that's a conflict of interest right

1609
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,680
you would think so

1610
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,680
even that black bra that's fucking the judge

1611
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,680
yeah she already said he's guilty

1612
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,680
before he even was in court she said

1613
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,680
I'm gonna get him on this and that

1614
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,680
this is the biggest case of her life that she said

1615
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,680
think about this

1616
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,680
so I'm gonna get back to this then

1617
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,680
think about adults

1618
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,680
hating one adult

1619
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,680
so bad

1620
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,680
that they don't want this adult

1621
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,680
to do a job

1622
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,680
dude I can't stand Biden but I don't really give a shit

1623
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,680
it's less than two evils

1624
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,680
who cares

1625
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,680
let the guy yes

1626
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,680
I mean Dr. Joe Biden can come here and give me a COVID

1627
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,680
shot if you know what I mean

1628
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,680
yeah right

1629
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,680
she's fucking gross

1630
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,680
I know exactly that's why I said that

1631
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,680
but at the same time

1632
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,680
do we really see... and even Hunter he's a degenerate

1633
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,680
I'd like to party with the guy

1634
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,680
he looks like he knows how to have a good time

1635
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,680
but I've never voted for him

1636
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,680
well and I'd be like hey buddy

1637
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,680
put the fucking camera down

1638
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,680
what's that some fun

1639
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,680
I just hope I live long enough to vote for

1640
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,680
Baren Trump

1641
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,680
we could probably do that we could put your brain in

1642
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,680
and put your lirries head in

1643
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,680
and put your head in

1644
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,680
and let's get a Tom drum

1645
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,680
it's all we can afford

1646
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,680
and we'll have

1647
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,680
one of them fucking lost in space

1648
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,680
robots with arms

1649
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,680
and brain on it

1650
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,680
I've been to Epstein Island

1651
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,680
Epstein Island

1652
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,680
I was never there

1653
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,680
does not compute

1654
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,680
Alright man

1655
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,680
unless you're inviting again

1656
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,680
Have you ever done lamp set Epstein Island

1657
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:17,820
I will RSVP. It always faces back up

1658
01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:25,880
Or we saying now Larry what time are we at yeah, we should close this bitch up man I

1659
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:32,320
Want to think go quick. I don't think everyone for tuning in we love you guys and I want to thank Kiki for showing

1660
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:37,300
I'm gonna go out on the Larry needles at the uke. Yeah, but we also gotta say we also gotta say

1661
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:39,300
a

1662
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:43,060
Times-free clinic. I don't have a time free clinic automotive and

1663
01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:46,180
veterinary service if

1664
01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:51,460
Your dick is dripping don't start tripping call times

1665
01:02:52,740 --> 01:03:00,220
Free clinic Larry now go on a punk rock version of all let's do the Larry needle show punk rock version

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The likes 29 bags, but she likes to go to Harlem

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Thanks for tuning in everybody

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Have a great evening or day whenever you watch this shit listen