time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show Larry and the Needles
all right I'm Larry welcome to the show oh sorry say that again Needles I had
your mic turned off so he's fucking dressed like he's in a gosh-danged
undra I mean
he's got a bomber jacket on like I cold man who's that look like Casey yeah
alright that's what I thought too killer clown yeah I'm Needles and this is
Kiki again for your furrow to yeah if you don't like us piss off Kiki's
becoming a regular fucking if you don't like us now guess what Larry you're
gonna hate us later that's right if you don't like us now you're gonna hit us
later we're like the Gg Allen and fucking podcast like I said but we are
driving people out of the room so yeah not by doing sexually decrepit no no
but just I don't know what it is that's offending and we're driving away
offensive stuff you like that though you think but tell your fucking friends
about the show people come on get on it don't fuck around there's degenerate
out there oh I forgot the hit list last episode yeah that's alright though we all
you guys know who listen and we love you mm-hmm but that's fine I you're gonna
let me do my joke mm-hmm man needles you ever blow bubbles when you're a
little kid I mean you're gonna do this twice in one night I did I didn't do
what's lying mom but I did it upstairs you gotta play with the
no I don't know who's bubbles yeah who's bubbles I said did you blow bubbles
I never blew bullshit yeah I know you're lying you blew bubbles when you're a
little kid right yes there I do for the joke sake I just did all right well
bubbles is back in town and he was looking for you I love that I love you
just make a total child pornography joke hey when you were a little kid did you
blow bubbles and then you get all mad when I hey say you're a pedophile nobody
saying blow bubbles was like a little kid you just when you were a little kid
did you blow bubbles yeah so when you're a little kid doesn't make you a pedophile
it makes bubbles a pedophile yeah bubbles the clowns from the circus
the big bubbles also known as bubbles
well a guy named Bob unfortunately for young needles yeah I do not like but
it's very very still talks to bubbles very fortunate for your proctology
didn't Michael Jackson have a monkey named bubbles yeah it was
named bubbles yeah it was it was coming through finally with something I know
all about Michael Jackson
when you do your impression you're Larry Jackson one of the younger brothers
they don't talk about Larry Jackson why do you like to use the white brother
I was too young to be in the band me and Michael shared a room now man Larry Jones
I feel kind of bad for you did he chewed on your harmonica he taught me how to
play that Monica him and Stevie Wonder I bet you they did touch you're doing a
human centipede touch it a clean the pipes I forgot right out of the bat we're
already doing gay Jesus man I'm sorry to our listeners we've been told that we
are being not offensive what a fan no we're just you know childish I think is
what they yeah we are childhood I'm childish yeah me too we just sit around
on a Friday night drink beers and smoke I call me there or what recently come a
day no that's it bro I guess I got a fucking fuck man you're gonna have to
leave to get me holy shit we're gonna have to know when it came to pause it dude
you can just go do what you have I got another raid story I mean it's not
that's not that special but here this is something funny though 23 and me tells
victim victims it's their fault that their dad was breached wait what yes
this is an actual story the nerve that these people sent their shit in and they
had a data breach and it didn't make secure enough passwords man they made
it like their pets name or something where they live one two three four yeah
and he's you know 24 my dad he said the when I was when I was on dope and shit
my mom took my fucking her house keys away from me you know common thing and
um I don't know about common but yeah she didn't want me coming in she didn't
want me in the fucking house when she wasn't home are you in the house or
whatever whatever reason I don't know that's a variable so one day my dad gets
this new electronic garage door opener and the fucking thing has an outside pad
and I'm like okay I can get in the house and I fucking figured out the code in
one try and then the door closed it was really a birthday and then they came in
and I'm like hey I figured out the garage code in one try and my dad's like
aww and he starts laughing he's all proud of himself just doped out like he doesn't
know how fucked up he is and my mom a skeleton and then I told my mom the story
she's like oh I took the key from you and she acted like she never knew and she
gave her back to me yeah there's a burglar in the house you get the gun
yeah not even call the cops here he is they just push him outside well when I
was a kid now it's sneaking the house at night with girls from the bar when I
still lived at home as a teen and fucking girls from the bar when I was a
teen yeah and lucky dog sometimes my dad would hear me and I had to answer him
if he called out because you know otherwise yeah yeah first of all second
of all he's a teenager near the car pull up and you're just drunken stumbling
no no they will already be home sleeping in the house yeah drunk oh yeah
drunk as well so you're not being as cool you're not being as quiet as I think
I am yeah that's what he should think you're being all quiet wake up dining
room tables on the one time we're all in the house it's me my my brother no
shirt Nick hasky couple of other my friends like six or seven girls and
we're like in middle school we're hanging out my parents are going out we're
gonna probably just make out all night and smoke pot and smoke cigarettes drink
probably booze out of the thing and fucking out of my mom and dad's
liquor cabinet and then the bottle yeah but no out of there out of their stash
and then fucking they we they walk out of the house the minute they walk out
we're instantly lighted joints everyone starts smoking cigarettes every there's
like like seven girls every one of them lights up at the same time if my mom and
dad come in like fucking ten minutes later they're not stupid Larry stupid
they caught us yeah they want to be like let's go surprise them yeah let's see what's really going on
let's go yeah let's do our house that we pay money for yeah right
idiots Nikki in the purr yeah let's make sure the girls still know what these idiots are doing yeah
you know there's no shortage of stupid going around but that was pretty fun that
was a fun night actually my mom dad didn't get us pissed off as I thought
they would get and they still went back out and our make-out party continued
and we jammed probably two girls there no man there was it we had a lot of
fucking girls hanging around with us weird kids that's why Jeff line hung around
with us okay well we could sponge the fucking girls they didn't want nothing to
do with that mom that's funny on my dad we were talking about family party my
dad gets all shit-faced he's like yeah I was like when Adam had parties you know
at least everything would be fine when I get home all my other kids my slot
machines we missing money
kids are robbing home
yeah I used to have nitrous parties at the house
oh yeah you're not stealing nothing you're making money
no all the friends were good people
they were too fished out
I mean there was a shit time they weren't there to steal
no that's just it they were just there to get fucked
yeah like they good as a fucking fine thin line but between yeah beating the
fairies and not beating the fairies right scary fathoms sherry Adam stole some
shit out of my basement and I saw her wearing it and it was some it was one
thing in particular that made me notice was it was this weird little square
Jimi Hendrix pin that I had when I was a kid and it was up on the wall in the
studio she took it in like months later I see some picture of her online and
she's wearing it my fucking cunt
thief you should have called her out
nah I got back at her
I got back at her
you got the fucking she was borrowing the capo got stolen from her
she she I got back at her I don't want to say what happened but no it's okay no
no
she's probably still alive
she's probably still alive next to the six cats
she liked fucking a lot of fucking dirty scrotums and shit
she was a sick bitch
she was a sick bitch you should see the things that she would say to you
she's a thief so that's all I wanted to know but
even Mary said to her one day
you know
you know these guys are about to fucking rape you she's saying all this shit to a
full of guys and we were in my living room and I'm like how do you even work
because I'm here because you have rapist hanging out in your house
well no she's saying if it was in her neighborhood where she came from and
and she was talking like that she would already be getting fucking
oh I don't know if it would be getting raped she would be just getting fucked
but for her to say that
she's saying like crazy shit like I like when a guy
alright okay enough for that
right she would do explicit explain explicit acts and
I spread my budget to get people married
Mary Weinstein the other brother
it wasn't that his actual name
just like Larry Epstein
that's all it is we just say Larry
you give him the last name
Larry Epstein the third brother
I didn't get a dime from their estate
that's what you're pissed about
like I didn't know any of those bitches
the Weinstein brothers cut me out of the movie business
Bill Clinton that guy played the sax these nuts
these nuts
the prize
Bill Clinton our first black president
what's that Bill Clinton was our first black president
I don't think so
well maybe from the way down
I don't know about that either
I'm just saying the way you acted
John Travolta played Clinton in a
really that is fucking far stretch man
in a movie
yes Larry in a movie
well no I thought it might have been like SNL or some sketch show
I actually did a movie as Clinton
I mean he did Gotti too which I heard was horrible
because that's where I saw you like he
he liked underage girls when he was
governor whatever the fuck he was
Clinton
fuck man
so he was knocking up the Travolta black girls
he replayed the movie
they talked about this shit
Bill Clinton how the hell is that
I'm gonna have to look at that online just to see
what Travolta looks like
it sounds like we're getting juiced
well no it could be dude they got some amnesia
Jay Simpson
no but they got some amazing Hollywood makeup
and fucking masks and shit
they can make Travolta look like Clinton no problem
are you kidding me
it is Travolta
I think this Kiki story sounds very
rescue
it could be right
yeah I can see look at what he just said
dude it's Gotti
yeah I don't
primary colors
dude it sounds like Clinton primary colors
John Travolta please
oh fuck Billy Bob Thornton wasn't it too
wait he plays Clinton
no he plays fucking
Billy Bob Thornton
he plays Jesus it's hilarious
the budgesis
the cats are trying to tell Mary to get up
the cats are knocking shit off the counter
wake up
is that what that is
they want Mary to get up
here he is here's old Travolta's Billy
let's see
it looks like John Travolta
yeah I know that's not Bill Clinton
I guess if he was acting like Bill Clinton
whatever ok enough of that
I didn't know Billy Bob Thornton was in this
alright Billy Bob Thornton
Smarton who cares
you want to do the fortune cookie 500 right now
since you missed it
Kiki ain't hit the gong
they'll be very honorable
very honorable if fucking
Kiki gets his shit together
now
time
for fortune cookie
500
oh no it's not
he doesn't even know where he gets
let's see that's not good when you gotta do this
every week
oh
you will be lucky in love
that's it
that's kind of vague
yeah very vague
should we read another one
I'm not gonna let you say that
next one
I'm just saying
that's gonna be a good one
so read it again
you will be lucky in love
so how much does it cost
200 dollars
I wanna be lucky
I'll be lucky in rock
I'll get lucky tomorrow
this restaurant might have happy endings
oh the restaurant had happy endings
oh my god that is a health code violation
they feed you
you don't sir let's go
happy ending time
so is it a buffet also
a happy ending buffet
that's pretty funny
I'm busy my husband
happy ending buffet
my husband take care of you
so read it one more time Larry
you will be lucky in love
man I don't know what that means
it's more of a compliment than a
I'm feeling lucky
you have to love somebody
how many people do you love
I got a handful
it sounds like a chore
I'm sitting with the guys
I love my family
I love my pets I love my wife a lot
I love you guys
we just had the holidays
I'll still keep you in the throat
being with the family
it's great to see everybody
but it's like alright time to leave
I'm done with you
I'm gonna go home to my man cave
and watch webcams
here's the thing if my brother's drunk
we get along fucking great
it's when he starts getting
I'm not I love hanging around with him
man like over the Christmas holidays
we hung out the whole time
we fucking laughed and laughed and laughed
because he was drunk
and that was better than when he's not
so we're not tolerating
is that what you're saying
that's how family is though
I can't pick your family
you grow up with them
and it's like
you're tired of them
I work with guys more than I'm at home
oh yeah
I spend more time with guys who work
oh dude like my brother
I get along with them better than everybody
seriously
my family no
they love me and they like to stab
I'm not sure what's wrong with me
they call me out on it
yeah
no problem either
my other family doesn't say this shit
my other family
the guys I get drunk with in smoke weed
right
like a teenager
the after school bond club
we had one
I'll tell you what though man
I like that
guys that like have kids
and man that's so much work man
well yeah
you have to want to put the work in
but you gotta though
otherwise your kids gonna be a deadbeat
yeah but the other thing is
the heartache you know
when your kid comes home sad
or someone's fucking with him at school
I can't take fucking Larry on right now easily
he's a big kid man
man he is
they're gonna be like how you do it
you knee him right in the nuts and then go for his throat
except you get a two piece
in a biscuit before he even got out
how are you doing
especially he's young too he's got his head together
oh yeah well the funny thing is
he's young so you're like ah he's a sweet little kid
that he bites you
right where you're here
there are no rules in fighting like
put you in a rear naked shake
a choke hold or something
give me your money Larry
man so many good jokes I just wanted to make
alright I'm gonna have to beat up needles
kid I guess
we're gonna have a live stream
is it illegal to fight a nine year old
it is
it is yeah
you know what
we're boxing gloves he has MMA gloves
I lost my gloves
he's got the two powders
wait a second wait a second slow down
wait a second let Kiki hear that
you lost what
one of my gloves
how did you lose one
she's got a pair
I don't know yeah that's the puzzling part
did you look next to the other one
yeah
for your cat to go on
maybe that's the thing it's possible
you're like this
we're gonna get this one
cause they were right next to each other
they're like let's fuck with them
that's what that's cat's got on his head
is this punch you know
he thinks he knows karate
see that coffee grub
it's like a fucking toy to them
things like a mouse
you're gonna have to beat each other
I don't know it is a possibility
I mean bong hits did you do that day
you probably drop it in the way of the car
leave it in the place
I put it right in the spot when I got home
you probably left it at his last assault
hahahaha
that's what he does
he just leaves his glove there
shit man that's evidence
yeah exactly
I better go back
he took it off cause he wanted to caress
that's what he has the other hand
no he's like that boxer just wears one MMA glove
so he can caress with the other one
hold him in closer
it makes him think he's gonna love
at him in any punches
man what is wrong with us
cause that's what we all thought
I know he just acted it out
he punches this woman in the face
it's so bad I apologize for that
hold am I
guys
I know I thought I'd mature as I aged
that went out the window
well maturity is what when you first started doing drugs
it's not funny though cause in the United States
there's something like
you know
in the United States there's something like 5 million
or 10 million battered women
and all this time
I've been eating a plane
hahahaha
oh my god
really? you're gonna make
sexual assault
and a pancake joke
that was good though
I know that made you laugh
that was good though
it was horrible
I felt bad Joe
I liked it I don't like the plight of women
being under the stress
it was an old joke left over
yeah I know
from the days when you get people
with a clean corrective shit
from the days when
the wedding ring came with an ice pack
hahahaha
oh did you guys see that
Jeopardy video
or the woman
I'm gonna screw this joke
oh man I'm already not a Jeopardy
hey you guys
Alex Trebek was like
oh yeah it was your honeymoon now
she's like yeah well
it didn't snow on the actual
on the day of my wedding
but on my honeymoon we got 8 inches
she was talking about snow
but she didn't even think about what she was saying
and Alex was like oh okay
yeah alright
I think Trebek had a hog too
he was a quiet
he was a quiet hog hider
the newlywed game
you know they're asking the people
what's the strangest place
quite a hog hider
what's the strangest place
you ever had sex you know
and they're expecting people to ride like you know
a hider wherever
parents house
and the one lady says in the bot
in the bot
yeah it's like some old family
family you know
it was some newlywed game
what's the weirdest place you ever had sex
she says in the bot
and it's written down on a card
cause the husband has to match
she has like supermarkets
she has in the bot
hahahaha that's great
yeah it's pretty impressive
which was
saying in the bot is crazy
yeah it was like
1973
yeah dude
sodomites have been going on since the time
before Jesus
sodomy
comorra
did you see the one
the quote
but the guy was talking about
don't act like you're fucking absolved
from all your sins
oh you were sinning in the fucking
flames of hell
yeah I didn't try to
I didn't want to be a sodomite though
you are a sodomite
I mean all those trips are boys' top
it's not a right
yeah
sorry about that one
I mean I can't like sometimes I just can't hold that
oh boy
that's been exciting
these last couple weeks man
well on New Year's Eve
I just keep on doing the phone
Christmas was good, Fancy and Family
all that jazz
and then on New Year's Eve
we played on this guy's
streaming
YouTube TV show
his name is caribou heart
we all did naked for some reason
it was called caribou heart tv
my band catechronic played on there
for half hours
played into the midnight hour
well we played into several midnight hours
cause we went across the country
did you do that into the midnight hour
clamping
after midnight and shit
no we should have but
here's the other thing we get dating by youtube
if we play covers so we play
mostly originals or games
as soon as we play a cover
and if we start sounding too much like the actual thing
they'll shut us down
man how the hell did he
I don't know
the algorithm man
and it's happened to us before
we were jamming live streaming
and then all of a sudden our feet just stopped
and we're like what the fuck
and then the notification
comes up on your screen
you have broken the copyright laws
of copyright infringement
so what I do now
what I do is I get permission
quote unquote by
I'm not really a harmonica in my ass
and before we play a cover song
or something sometimes I'll say
I'm Eric Clapton I approve this
yes yes I say
hey I'm real good friends with whatever
Eric Clapton and Stephen Tyler
and he told me I could play this song
and then when we do that it seems to work
coming from guy who smokes nine bottles a day
I believe him
yeah I know
if we get the problem I mean your fuckers come up with more stories
and then fucking
Habishaw
I don't even know what that is
I just based that out
I don't know what I mean
I was thinking about it what kind of pipe is that
or here's Shram pipe or
here's Shram calling us
Mirsham
yeah Mirsham
that's what I was thinking of
but I just called you with that word I just said
Habishaw
a dump dump or a habishaw for nooks
a whole habishaw
habishaw
dude this brings me to this
oh boy here we go
another story that implicates Kiki
a dump dump
I do my ex
so I got rated another
time different place in California
this is like the fifth time
you don't see a problem here
there's a few
it sounds like every year though
yeah I mean
so wait okay
it gets better
this county sheriff is poking my girlfriend
with the AR-15 while she's
sleeping
leave me alone stop
she was from Cambodia
I mean she was from a country that has
great production
Portuguese from Jersey
dude he kept poking her
I started laughing
cause she's cursing
leave me a fuck alone let me sleep
she didn't know what the fuck was going on
I came from a third world country
that's the first time I've been in a stop
at New York
she realized she was getting poked by
AR-15
dude that's the other
fucked up thing too it's like hey
wake her up
with the barrel
I would have been poking somewhere else
with the barrel
it was funny
dude she was swearing
with the barrel
that's Larry's name when he was a bad cop
stinky barrel
I was part of the dirty harry
he was part of the crash unit
stinky barrel
I was part of the interior of the issue
stinky barrel aka brown barrel
so Larry Epstein
Larry Blackrock
dude you know the beauty
of this whole fucking shit though too
like even my girl my brother
I fucking first thing I said to him
I'm like keep your fucking mouth shut
and that's
I'll deport you
but that's what they did
I have your papers in your passport
they fucking shut up right away
they're like talk to him
I was fucking beautiful
there's a lot of pressure too
I didn't do it he's the guy
he helped me
I was driving a broken house down six months later
oh nice I had a girl torch one of my cars
I know the feeling
that's a real psycho
how you gonna get to work
how you gonna come and see her
when she comes out of her manic state
well I was kind of
fucking you know
you were
you were searing on the side
there's gotta be a guy
my dad was like
that's it mother fucker you gotta leave
to you or her
to me
I could have told you that three weeks ago
I haven't known you for twenty years
I'm like but it's like Wednesday
yep
that's what you got
and my mom was babysitting
my nephew
Mikey at the time
this is going back thirty fucking years
and um
the fucking car was
torching right in front of the room
where he was sleeping in his crib
where was it at?
at my mom's house yeah
there used to be a big tree there
that got burnt down and shit
where's this chick at now
probably RIP's whatever her name is
I don't want to say her name
but RIP she's fucking causing me or something
no you'll say her last name
that's the problem
but you don't know where to stop Larry
I was just gonna say RIP to Evelyn
it sounds like an Evelyn thing
here's her number
at the end of it I was able to like
shovel up what was left in my car
wait a second the fire department didn't come
yeah they did but here's the thing I was gone
for like
did you see this in a movie?
no I was gone for like four days
cause it was after a gig and I was hanging out with somebody
wait a minute wait a minute
and my mom it was before the days of our sound
they did two minutes of the house
yeah but they didn't tow it it's a burnt down car
yeah when I got home there was no
they waited for me to do shit
I had to deal with it
oh my god you're on tour with some friends
I was on tour I was playing a gig right in Chicago
but I just didn't come home for like three days
no I was in a gig
oh yeah it was a gig
but we were just I just never came home
and my mom was so pissed off at me
what the fuck
you know you're
you're 77 years old
you're a fucking young girl's home
what is this
she forgot her backpack in her high school books
this isn't cool Larry
I think that his parents call him Larry
they don't call him by his Christian name
I was proud of you
he was a deviant they have to call him by another name
cause you now want to
smirch his original Christian name
I was probably
you know again
was one of the times I might have bounced back home
I was probably 20 years old or something
sneak in and sneak out so they don't see
man
that's what he used to do when he got her pregnant
you go sneak in and sneak out
look at this guy
he's got no self control
he's wearing a bomber jacket and a scarf that he sewed together
drinking PBI
that's the least of his worries
that's the best thing about me
I mean we saw that Larry Jones was on the flight
long for Epstein's Island
I did see that
that's a different Larry Jones
it was a big letter
it took over five
Larry Jones
and Alan Dershowitz which is hilarious
I love that
I like that Alan Dershowitz
he's a smart motherfucker too
he got away with child sex
well dude come on he's very smart
well these are smart motherfuckers
they just fucking
a crime's a crime
the box man
they lose it for the box
you know what you hang out with a bunch of weird creepy people
they give you drugs
they do your shit they turn you into this person
you never worry about that
everybody's turned into something
we'll get a honeypot
back in the day then
his cameras had to be
on the wall like monstrous
it was like a teddy bear
don't move that teddy bear
or it was just a clock
did they have like the good cameras
back then like the hidden cameras
like here down here this guitar is a camera
I'm kidding
that water bottle is not
dead I'm dropping this
that's a sign
if you're gonna kiss go on
I don't like that shit
so my wife is so happy
that I got a couple of guitars
yeah but she's still that happy you don't have a job
I'm fucking kidding
the ultimate sugar baby
he's like I just got a new guitar for $600
where'd you get the money Larry
I want the truth Larry
I don't want to see where you're
he knows what that means
was he borrowing your fucking
glory or what
people in his prison wallet
man we just can't get away from this stuff
I apologize
I can get money man
that's even funnier statement
because I really wonder how
because I know you and I hang out with you multiple times
oh yeah there's a new one right here
oh actually no it's not a new one
yeah yeah
oh that is the new one
but this is the other one too
alright so
we're not gonna go to Larry's autistic corner right now
this one's a fucking beauty
this one's great too
the silver tone with the chrome on the front
oh fuck yeah
super old shit but wacky and quirky
just like Larry look at him
I actually just saw a video with like a
wacky and quirky guy
maybe the shape of your hair
how many episodes have I said that
we're going on like months now
if I shave it it comes in a snicker
it's like a sauerkraut patch
but they put a computer
board in the back of the guitar
so playing the computer was like a keyboard
and playing like a piano
you can play piano and play whatever it is
it's pretty interesting
they hollowed out like cheap guitar bodies
but then they put in a big
processor in the back
and you can play like whatever hell you wanted
and it would make whatever sound you wanted
yeah it's pretty interesting
it's how the globalists are gonna get you
they're implanting stuff
I know that's the next thing
you know that's the next thing that's gonna happen
they want to implant these things
zuckerberg yeah these chips
to read your mind
and I mean ruffles
and the other thing is people they make it
sound like it's gonna be to your benefit
and people are gonna fucking line up
like lemmings to get this fucking thing
do you want to hear something silly
some lady got gangbred in the metaverse
nice
lemmings serious
there's a horrible crime I understand that
but it's not a crime
it's not a crime
but actual pussy didn't get penetrated
but there's a deal though I'm just saying
it's a horrible thing to
I think it's fucking hysterical
you let a bunch of Indian guys
in the metaverse
I gave you an answer
was she good looking in the metaverse
she got an Indian bus at night in New Delhi
what do you expect
she wanted to get some shawarma
and she got swarmed
there you go Larry
yeah it's cream pie time
stoner thinking cream pie
I don't know about that dude
imagine being the 37th Indian
it was the first animated
101 come shot video
oh man
they do those fucking things when they have those weird
to the Indians in their dirty feet
like fucking uh
but the only cartoons man
it's the metaverse
dude it's the metaverse
if you're getting
she didn't really get raped
it's bull shit
so now what she's gonna want to sue somebody
and everybody that raped her
why did she just take her mask off
and be done with it
who's having fun
she liked it
she was probably a chick
that doesn't give a lot of fucking raping
so she went into the metaverse
looking for some
what's the amount of raping a chick should get Larry
before she's reported
I mean you just said that out loud
she sounds like the type that
fucking is weirdo
who's gonna go into the metaverse
and flaunt her shit around
to where she's getting raped
and this is the other thing too
what was her shit around in the metaverse
and here's the thing too
what was she wearing in the metaverse
how could she claim she got raped in the metaverse
that doesn't even make sense
exactly like well case closed
now you're the judge too
I have defendants going
get the fuck out of here
and you know I would have specced this electrician
that put these can lights in too
like piping directly in
well you can't move it
you can't do nothing
that's how you should do though
if you get a speck this is a fucking rap sealing ass
if you get a speck you have to do that
I use like wafers
I'm not a big judge
he's not dead
but to probably say
Chad hit a stroke though
stroke of luck
yeah he won the lottery
no it wasn't a very lucky stroke
why'd he put three cans and then three fucking pull chains
because I told him to do it like that
what's wrong with you
because when we're
when we're back here
when we're jamming sometimes we just
turn these three off
I don't know what he's talking about
that makes sense
so you can pull one off pull this off
it's not the truth they just put them in
and this guy doesn't know what happened
no I bought these things
I bought three cans
Chad actually had this shit in his garage
I said I want to do three pull chains
and three cans
I bought him a
well no he's an electrician
I know but that's just very weird
I know well he's a pack rat too
he's got some job sites and anything that they're throwing out
and he'll say I'll take it
well especially now it's also four
and so I fucking
gave Chad a twelve pack
and he smoked a bunch of weed and he put these in one night
and we listened to fucking punk rock
sat here
I watched them then fight
then we made out under the moonlight
as soon as they were
under the LED lights
as soon as they were done
now it was before the LED days
and I actually did a nice job
did actually do a good job
no you don't want to go below the grid obviously
and I told him don't worry about
well he was planning for drywall
well no I told him don't worry about that
I'm never fixing the ceiling
you can go underneath the
it was nuts for drywall
it really looks like
it's for drywall even though that pipe's coming running across
it looks like we do good crack in this basement
you know what I mean like not shitty
yeah exactly they're ceiling tiles missing
we're on our own we don't fucking go by it
we rock out of that
we don't fucking deal for that
fentanyl shit either
this is stylish
it is
this is some classy fucking shit
I wouldn't change a thing
Larry could be gone but that's fine
I changed two things
new host and co-host
aw man
aw shit that's alright though
I can't dig up Abel Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth
that'd be good
John Wilkes Booth was a free mason
one night at the theater that'll be the name
what's that
John Wilkes Booth was a free mason
I think he was in the same
sack as your grandfather
not about the odd fellows we were talking about
oh yeah the odd fellows
I know you got your story
anybody who's here about the odd fellows
they were very very fucking odd
what do you mean the odd fellows
are the people of the masons
I've never heard this before
and I didn't know that
odd fellows is a different sect on the masons
I should have done my homework
I should have
I need to hear it
and so they were
highly in the pedophilia
and blood
but I didn't know this when I went there
what do you mean you went there
I played a gig there
I played a gig at one of their parties
at the house that they had
it was like in the farm fields
how it lasts man
that makes sense
when I was playing on stage
I was playing
I was supporting this other band that was this kids
this kid's brother was in the odd fellows
and they didn't have enough
material and they were like Larry you come and play
just come with your guitar
and you play those nasty
country songs that you know with the dirty words
and they'll love you
that arm doesn't get tired from patting yourself on the back
so as I'm playing
the first couple of songs
they take the head of a fucking pig
and throw it at my feet
and the thing is like undulating around
it's like freshly cut off man
freshly cut off man
and I fucking start forgetting words
fucking up chords
I'm looking at this pig I'm like oh my god these fuckers are weird
Mary was like
am I next? Mary was with me
and they had this huge
white horse that was a beautiful
horse with a little
held back by a little fucking
plastic ribbon that would be
less than a police line
and they don't even cross it
they won't cross it
the thing was- well yeah if you want to get next to it
horses will kill you
dude it was only held back by a little fucking
like paper- because it was trained
and uh they had
really good food
they had really good food if they had this
on the fucking stage
they had this weird thing when they did this
it was odd
what did you eat pork? yeah
and then there was this chicken shit
contest they had
where they had this grid
with squares
with numbers in all the squares
and it was chicken market
and then they waited for the chicken to sell squares
and so me and Mary bought
we'll meet at the gambling
and finally the chicken shit
and so we get some money
and they're not fucking making them fight
and they were giving shit away
and they really threw a hell of a party
and then I always thought
they were like, do you want to join us?
no they did not say that
and one of the weirdest things
one of the weirdest parties ever went to
and they were the weirdest people
and then later down the line I started finding out
what they actually were
and I was like holy fuck man
so isn't this state like how long ago was this
this was about going back before
this was right
Ross Child shit
18 years ago
holy fuck what did I call it again
the odd fellows
the bridge of the masons
no one was there allowed
was there a lot of people at this place?
yeah it was tons of people
that's a shoot of what's going on in this country
there's also secret societies
and it was literally on a farm
we were on a farm
holy shit
I mean what is
the odd fellows that like back in the day
were the pedophile weird ones
I don't know
it starts somewhere in branches off at some point
I don't know that much about the being pedophiles
but they are
you have the biker gang that stays
and they were
and they were kind of bikerish too
they were like more of a working class
set of
more blue collar
fucking
cast type
but that's alright though
they're stating catch you in their trance
the last thing you wanted to be was an odd fellow
are you sure you're not
we haven't worn the fez yet
we did once
was that worn in an actual video
I remember doing the silent
the video less
yeah but I don't think we've done a video with the fez
where's the fez
I can grab it
yeah I mean
if we're gonna call out our Masonic brothers
I mean you may as well do that
show respect right
that's as authentic as a kid's man
lord have mercy
you should see the fez that's gonna come upon
I wish I would be graced with its presence
and its glory
if they had to make a fez from my head dude
that boxer would have to be twice the size
the fez
of love
the fez
the glory we all shall unite
man just leave the fucking
phone on the ground you ass monkey
put it in my pocket
first of all it says my grandfather's name on it
yeah dude that thing
and there's a curse written in Swahili
for anyone that puts it on
which is why I put it on Larry's cat
aw man
you gotta wipe the dust off the floor
aw man
it's vintage you don't fuck with that
yeah open it all the way we don't want to fuck up that zipper
yeah right
and it comes from Anthony
and his Ardini
Masonic supply company
175 57th avenue
New York City
10010
and RAP probably
and if anybody wants one of those you know where to go now
yeah it's brave
well no that's New York dude that's New York
and they shall take the plastic off of me
the plastic too
it's very posh
sorry pop pop
but even the shins the quality
of the shins is still big
it's actually got a red tint
the fez of truth has taken you over
look at it
Biden is a shill for the government
the NSA and the FBI
and the acronym controls the country
that's right amen brother
the media is our enemy
and are the Jews
and then check out the USS Liberty
your car not crashing to a house
when you've been drinking too much
dude that thing is beautiful
so
slavery doesn't exist
all in your mind
yeah
hallelujah
don't be bound by the
constrictions of society
the lord
shall show you peace
that's for damn sure
be a warrior for god
not for sin
amen
man I had a good joke there
but the fez told me not to say it
the stern wheel
the fez tells me that
dude that thing is beautiful
in 2024 we're all dead
cyber attack
DMP
once the internet goes down where's your money gonna go people
bitcoin
bitcoin is nothing once the internet goes down
nothing's nothing
you're nothing and you shall like it
yeah
you'll have nothing and like it
that's what black rock tells us but I mean they only control
80% of the stock market
what shall we do
you're a peon
in the wean
of a gallstone
hit the toilet
and you make a clink
and hopefully you don't sink in
just a piss where we all shall be
you shall all eat bugs like cloth pops
and love it
Jeffrey Epstein was a good man
not
he paid pilots good money
spunky on that
listen
a party is a party brother
until you get caught
I didn't say that
any port in the storm
it's a good place to
tow your boat
and moored if you know what I mean
I think that's a term
the juice cost 9.11
that's what I heard
gotta listen to the hack
the FESS has taken over my life
unfortunately there is no more weed
you better take it off man before they say something worse
too much yeah give up too much information
it is really
really fucking flashy though
I do like it a lot
it looks brand new
it's been sitting in my parents garage forever
I shouldn't make out a character when I talk about the FESS
I tell you my grandpa
used to
drive the little cars
which is amazing
so I read an interesting thing
alright one more thing
excuse me Larry I didn't mean to interrupt you
it's the FESS
race times are real
the media is pitting us against each other
and covid stinks
it's not real
those guys
under the dead canadies
the guys riding the little cars on the dead canadies album
they sued
the dead canadies
because the guys in those little cars
they're like
race times and shit
those triners that were in their car
nice man and did they get paid
I think that
I don't know what happened
hey ass clown
pull it up
put the fringe part in first
sign sign
otherwise you get the smack
otherwise someone gets the smack
I get a fucking kill boss out of the face
Jesus
sorry Larry
you didn't say the G
I'm the Polo here
kids with little stone
fuck
I'm sorry Popo
oh my god
you guys can't talk or even watch it
Nino's grandpa is rolling in his grave right now
because of how he's disrespecting
did they bury him with a slave
with his slave
hopefully
oh man you have to take that much further
but hey
I gave you the lemon
you didn't have to squeeze it
that's what she said
destroy it
oh lord
oh boy
that was a good segment
oh my lord
do you want me to put it back in man
I can do it
put it back in after the show
you just put it right there
no I'm just on that amp
racist electrician
oh my lord
oh my lanta
that's alright though this segment was okay
I mean right
the truths were spoken
they reminded me when Johnny Carson
completely endorsed by the literary
needle show
it's like when Johnny Carson
would hold those letters to his head
yeah you wish you could take
the great era
was that called the swamiwami
and he's like
man my fuck was funny
Ed Lovett no one's his name
Ed McMahon has touched kids
not today
so I watched that
speaking of touching kids
I watched that
Casey Anthony's parents
say you're a lie detector test
speaking about touching
yeah
she's a pain
you can't pay for that
she cares
for no reason we're not a national network
wait wait wait who
Casey Anthony's parents
they took a lie detector test
they didn't have to but they did
and you know who did it
you know the guy from the proof is out there
Tony Harris the bald black guy
no I do not know that at all
it's pretty good show like they go chase
and tear a dactyl
you haven't seen like every movie
known to men but you know about this shit
yeah
you're watching this
thank you Kiki thank you for bringing that back around
so anyways
Casey Anthony's parents
and they're asking him did he
did he fuck right
did he bang Casey Anthony
did he bang the child
I imagine him being asked this on TV
you should have seen this
you should have seen these harsh questions
did you see the Casey Anthony
special that they had on TV
she was on there saying my dad
used to come in the room at night and fuck me
and put a pillow over my face
until I passed out if I made noise
you could put a pillow on somebody's face
and make him pass out
well she's a fucking liar because it turns out
that Casey Anthony's
parents passed the fucking
lie detector
I'd want to take a lie detector test too
no you wouldn't because the questions I asked you
oh man
nobody's going to ask you the questions
I retracted my last thing
what do you mean don't ask you questions
you're not asking yourself
they had an FBI
am I a good guy
I'm certifying these questions
they had an FBI dude
let me ask you questions
we'll see how quickly you've written that
yeah I know
I get it
you didn't write me that
this is not sanctioned by the government
arrest him
they were asking some brutal shit
and then they were also getting into shit
do you cheat on your wife
and the wife is watching this shit on the TV
yeah I cheated on my wife
so they're asking them in front of everybody
and that question has nothing to do with anything
yeah it has nothing to do with
but he signed off on it
it's not like they bamboozled them
no
that sounds like a bamboozle question
no he signed off on it
well here's what they do
they tell them about it
and then they run through it
several times to make sure your
lies are consistent
your daughter was a whore
yes alright I take my pants off
well it turns out the way it turned out
it looked like the dad was guilty
cause he was a nervous bitch
yeah cause they edited it like that way
and then it took him off
and so it seems like Casey Anthony is a liar
she's a sweet angel
don't you talk about my girl like
yeah I was gonna say
she's a sweet angel
by the way
by the way I wanna say
in the larry and needles control boot
that we have an autographed picture
of Casey Anthony
Larry signed two of them
which makes it even better
I love you
she blew me a kiss one
what are you doing I gave you an ass tray
what did you do with it
it disappeared
it's up there on the amp you ass clown
fuck man
this guy's got no perimeter or fucking experience
I don't want you on my side at all
oh
this guy's a funnook
what kind of fucking person are you
yeah the guy's gonna kick your ass
if you fucking come in
yeah something about Casey Anthony
he's a dumper
and you know what
she was even before she was fat
she was still cute
she was doing like
she got a boob job and then was doing
hot bikini contest
daughter was missing
yeah
there's pictures
here's what they did with her
that might be something I made up
no no no
excuse me
they took like 5 years
worth of pictures of her
sounds like a good camera guy
which she only partied once in a while
and they put them all together and made her look like
a total lush when the reality was
all she cared about was that kid
when they interviewed all her friends they said
she was the greatest mom
all she cared about was that kid
were the friends she was the greatest mom
exactly they're all
no she was dating some DJ and shit
Larry Anthony
that's where we're gonna go
his other person
he's a DJ
he was Casey Anthony's brother
he was just a DJ
that just did bad house music
she said that her brother
fucked her
she said her brother
fucked her
she said who fucked her
her brother her dad
she's Casey Anthony man
don't you diminish the character
of my favorite lady
I'm just telling you what she said bro
I heard you
I don't know why I'm just a track
the lazy women like that
well I mean that is the sleaziest of low bags
you know what she's a dirt bag
there was a picture of her
wait there was a picture of her in court
in like the jail outfit
and she hit her hair cut to a short bob
holy fuck she looked hot
I was like holy shit
flick your pony
I'm not sleazebags
well it's not even sleazebags
sleazebags are a track to other sleazebags
yeah I was gonna say that
hey I had some of the best
girls in my life in Florida
I love Florida
I bet you you do
Florida's okay
no Florida's better than okay
it's mecca but okay
Florida's better than okay
especially if you're a cool cat from Chicago
are you talking about a friend you know
yeah
cuz I don't know about you
I mean you got one foot in the grave over there right now
well I haven't been there in a while
I've had trailer trash from
I need trailer trash from Florida to compare them
I'm guessing Florida's better
I don't know about that behind Louis D's
that trailer park is good
that's different
well that's Chicago trash
well that's Chicago trash is good
plus those city trailer parks
are different
when it's in a city
city you know
so here we go
so the dude
I work with I was talking about
Louis D's
this fucking guy's a staunch Democrat
gave me some weed
love him he's a good dude
but him and I politics
we're incompatible
yeah we really
don't see the eye eye
so he is
very January 6th that Trump did all this stuff
oh my god
like it wasn't there weren't plot like
brainwashing or FBI
plants and shit in this
and the acronym of the government was in there to be there
so he really doesn't pay attention to anything
yeah his weed was okay actually
I shall say that
okay but he doesn't know what's going on
he doesn't know what's going on
cuz I talked to him cuz I worked with him for a week and a half
so I tell him what's going on
but he doesn't comprehend
what's going on
the severity of the situation
is that everybody should be here
and Biden is doing okay
January 6th was
run by Trump
and he incited
a civil war technically
and did you ask him where his proof was
what's that? where's the proof of that?
no it's not even the proof he's a media guy
so he watches TV
he's a very corrupt person
shall I say
he's an ultra
it's more than brainwashing at this point in time
the media is our enemy
and they want to say race wars
the only good media is
the anus has been bleached
yeah well
yeah the anus has been bleached
he wishes it was that easy man
it's like there's nothing you can't say
about what's going on in this country
that he thinks is feasible in his mind
like it's all attainable to them
you know what I mean
all these people here
and coincide together
and live in a cohesive unit
it's like listen if he was guilty
he would have been proven guilty a year or two ago
like
that's the first thing they would have done
there's no charges
there's nothing going on
oh no they keep trying to charge him
but there's not the sticks
there's no convictions I mean sorry
yeah there's nothing there's charges
and they don't have a good response to that
well it's not even if there's a response
this Jack Smith fucking guy
is trying to do a witch hunt
and fast track this case
into five or six months
I can charge needles of being a witch
no dude uh Jack Smith dude
he has pedoed it
he's a real cock man
these people are trying to fast track this fucking case
and make it into nothing
well it is they're totally demeaning
everything that's going on
like usually so
they don't do process
well but a lot of them are still guilty now
but they keep doing it until proven innocent
but not
because we're not gonna let you
because we don't like you that's what it is
everybody's come out and said they don't like Trump
I mean that's a conflict of interest right
you would think so
even that black bra that's fucking the judge
yeah she already said he's guilty
before he even was in court she said
I'm gonna get him on this and that
this is the biggest case of her life that she said
think about this
so I'm gonna get back to this then
think about adults
hating one adult
so bad
that they don't want this adult
to do a job
dude I can't stand Biden but I don't really give a shit
it's less than two evils
who cares
let the guy yes
I mean Dr. Joe Biden can come here and give me a COVID
shot if you know what I mean
yeah right
she's fucking gross
I know exactly that's why I said that
but at the same time
do we really see... and even Hunter he's a degenerate
I'd like to party with the guy
he looks like he knows how to have a good time
but I've never voted for him
well and I'd be like hey buddy
put the fucking camera down
what's that some fun
I just hope I live long enough to vote for
Baren Trump
we could probably do that we could put your brain in
and put your lirries head in
and put your head in
and let's get a Tom drum
it's all we can afford
and we'll have
one of them fucking lost in space
robots with arms
and brain on it
I've been to Epstein Island
Epstein Island
I was never there
does not compute
Alright man
unless you're inviting again
Have you ever done lamp set Epstein Island
I will RSVP. It always faces back up
Or we saying now Larry what time are we at yeah, we should close this bitch up man I
Want to think go quick. I don't think everyone for tuning in we love you guys and I want to thank Kiki for showing
I'm gonna go out on the Larry needles at the uke. Yeah, but we also gotta say we also gotta say
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Times-free clinic. I don't have a time free clinic automotive and
veterinary service if
Your dick is dripping don't start tripping call times
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