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We're at work.

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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Larry and Needles.

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Larry and Needles show.

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All right, everybody.

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Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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I'm Needles.

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I couldn't play our normal intro song today

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because my computer's fucked up.

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So that's all right, though.

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I mean, technology has surpassed us, right?

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What else are we going to do?

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Hey, it's nice to treat him to a live opening

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every once in a while, right?

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Once you start plugging that thing into your bomb

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and then downloading all your funnuck thoughts.

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Yeah, I'll tell you, that was how we did our very, very

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first episode was live.

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It was live, yeah.

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Because we didn't know how to.

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Live from the lab.

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We didn't have the shit all right.

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Jesus, we barely know what to do right now.

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It was fantastic.

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No, not a heater or a joint.

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I know, dude.

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I'm just sitting right here.

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I'm like a double dip, potato chip.

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Oh, you got something on your eyebrow, too.

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Mm.

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I thought you quit smoking.

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I thought you quit smoking.

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So I wrote it almost here.

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I did.

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You know what, you're right.

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Oh, what do you call it?

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So I watched Sound of Freedom last night.

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You guys seen it?

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Yeah.

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It's on Amazon.

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Oh, yeah.

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I watched it on Prime.

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Holy Lord.

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It made me cry.

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Yeah, I'm going to admit that.

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I did cry at one point in the movie.

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It is courageous that the government tries to red tape

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this guy, and he has to go on his own as an agent of God.

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Because the most impactive thing that they said was that no

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children of God should be bought or sold.

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Well, wait.

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I don't think it was sold.

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Check this out.

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This is one movie that I actually saw.

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I know.

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I saw this one.

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I know, and I'm so disappointed because I could have come up

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with so much better.

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Yeah, started talking about all that.

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But yeah, it is crazy the way that this guy did this.

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Like, he saw a news article, and he's like, hey, maybe we

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should start a pedophile club.

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And then they get the island and.

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Kind of like Epstein.

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What the?

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Well, I mean, obviously, there's a correlation between the

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both of them.

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Pieces of shit.

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Well, wait, wait, here, Senator Ruppjip, the main thing,

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though, is this guy's wife was like, you know, they had a

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lot of.

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She's amazing.

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Well, how many kids they had at home?

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Seven.

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She's like, you have to go save these children.

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Is that a mission from God?

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Wait, and then this guy, he gave up his pension when he

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had, like, what?

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10 months away.

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10 months left of working.

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No, it was a month.

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It was 10 weeks or 10 months.

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I don't know.

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It was 10.

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He just, he's like, it doesn't matter.

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I don't give a fuck.

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Yeah, he's like, I got a mission from God.

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And it's like, man, I tip my head to that guy.

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Especially having a family like that and just be like, your

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wife is like, go do that.

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The best part is he murdered a guy.

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But they're like, ah, he saved the girl.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, he had to murder the scorpion.

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And he got him out of there.

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He got that girl out of there.

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That guy needed to get murdered.

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Well, I mean, like, there's the guy that the next guy is not

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going to take over.

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Well, there they are.

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But hey, but that's the cycle.

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So that dude definitely needed killing.

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No, he definitely did.

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But there's another guy that's going to be more power

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hungry than him that's going to come over and take over.

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But it was a great movie.

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And I would recommend watching it.

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It's on Amazon right now.

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And it was very bold.

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It's a wake up call to people.

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And it's disturbing that all these news channels and everybody

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wanted to shut it down.

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They want to put the gabbash on that.

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Disney bought it.

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Here's some crazy shit on the shelf.

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And here's some other crazy shit.

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Sherry was telling me that they were telling people

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at the theater, oh, our air conditioning doesn't work.

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Oh, yeah, they were.

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Don't come.

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And they're like, fuck it.

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We don't care.

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And then they'd show up in the air conditioning

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and lobby was fine.

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Every other theater, the air conditioning was fine.

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It only was fucked up in the exact theater

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that's showing this movie.

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And you would think people want to make money off of this,

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but they're so help and because I'm hiding the truth.

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Well, because they're fucking pedophiles.

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And then this is what ties in.

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That's why they're hiding it.

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Shit that comes out.

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Oh, dude, the abstinence stuff, the stuff at the border

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with the children being handed off with no papers

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to people they don't know when they say that there's a mom

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and a dad coming to get them.

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Or there's a social worker lady.

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And then it's just the Mavato.

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The grim reaper, grim reaper.

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But that ties into, OK, so what has Trump done wrong

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with January 6?

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I'm so confused on this.

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What did he do?

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I mean, they're saying he incited a resurrection.

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Well, technically, he didn't do anything.

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Insurrection, I mean.

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Insurrection.

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My bad.

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He was trying to resurrect.

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Yeah, he was.

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The only resurrection he had was later that night

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with his wife.

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Ivanka or Valania.

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The hot one.

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Big Mike.

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No, man.

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He's not that hot.

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But here's the deal.

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He's kind of gross.

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Don't you think it's crazy that, OK, so, oh, Biden.

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What do you call it?

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That's basically old Biden.

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Yeah, it really is.

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I mean, he just took over.

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But don't you think it's crazy that, so,

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they're saying all of this stuff about Trump,

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this insurrection that he incited, rioting,

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and all of this stuff.

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But then we find out that Bill Clinton flew over 50 times

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to Jesse Epstein's Island.

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And nothing is going to be done to him.

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We have proof that Bill Clinton, besides the proof we had

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that he used a lady as a human door in the Oval Office.

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You know what I mean?

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And the other two women that came out and the illegitimate kid

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that he probably has.

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Yeah, I mean, there's so much stuff that's

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crossed over the rub.

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There's a black guy going around that kind of looks like a black

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version of Bill Clinton that claims he's his son.

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Nice.

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I mean, he's a divi.

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Well, dude, even that Virginia in Epstein.

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The Guffrey.

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Virginia Guffrey.

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And the deposition transcripts talks about how, oh, Bill likes

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him young.

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I mean, come on, who says that about anybody unless they like

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them young?

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I mean, you could speculate about it.

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And it might be like Larry likes him young.

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Hey, and you'd be like, I really don't believe that.

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When you're going on a trip, how many times?

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Over 50 times with four secret service agents.

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Yeah, Bill's like, I'm setting the record for this place.

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I was talking about this in the chat today,

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that it's got to suck to be at an underage orgy and Stephen

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Hawking runs your foot over.

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That really has to kill the vibe of the party, doesn't it?

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You know what I mean?

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Like you're all gung-ho.

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Damn it, Stephen, get the fucking wheelchairs out of there.

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I am sorry.

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Your ass is like the Perithium Filagon or whatever.

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It's a black hole that no one will ever explore.

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I wanted a closer look.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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And I don't blame them.

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I have money.

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Fuck your foot.

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This guy's getting more pussy than a fucking Central Station toilet seat.

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Who do you think, Stephen Hawking?

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Yeah, he's like, I don't know about that.

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He cheated on her.

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He's not getting any more pussy than a fucking toilet seat.

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Stephen Hawking, the guy that's...

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Stephen Hawking.

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Oh man.

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He was a dirty bastard.

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Well, how does he even fuck or anything?

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Well, with his dick, how else?

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What do you mean?

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Honestly, I don't know.

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He looks pretty fucked up.

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If you give him enough Viagra, it might work.

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I think he's a voyeur.

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I don't know.

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But the problem is, yeah, but also someone's got to talk his meat though.

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But I don't think he feels it though.

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Yeah.

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Well, you know, I'm sure he's making him tug tug tug tug.

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Yeah, well, then they're making him do some weird stuff.

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That guy's got to have some proclivities if you got to use your other senses because

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you can't use your meat.

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Dude, if I was in a wheelchair like that...

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I would push you right down the street down the hill.

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Shit on my face.

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Shit on my face.

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Shit on my face.

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That's all you have.

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Let me see your model.

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That's all I can say.

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Yeah.

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Spread your cheeks.

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This does not compute.

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Does he have like those pool things where they lift them out or do they have like weekend

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at Bernie's where they're holding them up at the orgy and they're just like, moon milling

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his wiener.

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Like you have to be in unison like the Rockettes, you know, with the three of them doing it.

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Or is there someone standing behind them pushing them back in the corner?

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I didn't see that, you know.

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Oh, dude, you would love it.

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You never saw weekend at Bernie's.

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That's great.

274
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Listen, listen, these guys sell motorcycles to the Colombians.

275
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Really?

276
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And I swear to God, they are the worst Hondas you'll ever see.

277
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Okay, they want to buy 250s, but they're only 125cc.

278
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So, so these Colombians get pissed.

279
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Well, yeah, it's like when they, when they try to sell plutonium to the Libyans and back

280
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to the future.

281
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Have you ever seen that?

282
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Oh, we'll get into that in a minute.

283
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So then basically what happens is these guys don't want to buy the motorcycles.

284
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So they have to buy these roosters to do cock fighting.

285
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Get the fuck out of here.

286
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No, I mean, serious, dude.

287
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And there's this guy, little Jimmy, that he's a rooster.

288
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And he's like the best one that they have.

289
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Is he?

290
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But little Jimmy doesn't like to fight.

291
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And that's the problem, but he's a rooster.

292
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So I mean, he has to buy.

293
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He has to buy.

294
00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,120
I mean, he's gonna try and force them.

295
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I mean, listen, oh man, you're the only guy who eats cock in this room.

296
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So you know that.

297
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He's not good for killing.

298
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Sorry, I have to fuck you now.

299
00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:03,120
I mean, but his name is actually in the word.

300
00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:08,120
So far, the Bill Clinton is not going to be charged with anything.

301
00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,120
Well, he'll go to hell.

302
00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,120
He's been shown is there's no proof.

303
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,120
Alessna, there's no proof.

304
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There's the flight logs.

305
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:20,120
There's another person saying me and Mr. X were talking.

306
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There's no proof.

307
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,120
There's fucking.

308
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He gave me two ad-aboys and I will say that I'm going to tell this really quick that

309
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Mr. X and I were talking about all the migrants flooding here.

310
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I said, hopefully we'll get a good fucking soccer team.

311
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Yeah, fuck soccer.

312
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:42,120
Anyways, here's the other thing though, they have boxes and boxes of hard drives.

313
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Video tapes.

314
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,120
Hard drives.

315
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I didn't even have to tell him that this guy was a Mossad agent.

316
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He was totally compromised by the Mossad.

317
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Her dad was her dad was in the Mossad.

318
00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,120
Elaine Maxwell's.

319
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I mean, come on.

320
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,120
Well, have you ever listened to Whitney Webb?

321
00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,120
Yes, we have.

322
00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:04,120
Dude, like if there's anyone that knows her shit about Epstein, it's her.

323
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,120
Well, she was saying how there's basically like two fractions.

324
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Really?

325
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Factions.

326
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Yeah, fractions.

327
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Here we go.

328
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Two fractions.

329
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Half you're an idiot.

330
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Yeah.

331
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:22,120
Well, two factions of the Jews.

332
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120
Well, yeah, there's a few.

333
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Well, yeah, there's a few.

334
00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,120
Hasidics and then there's the technically the other ones, the idea.

335
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Yeah, I don't know.

336
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,120
It goes deep.

337
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The Hasidics are the hardcore one.

338
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:36,120
But she goes deep on this stuff and she knows it.

339
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,120
Well, but it's all written and history is written in front of us.

340
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,120
All we have to do is look at it.

341
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,120
Thank God she breaks it down, right?

342
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,120
Yeah, I love it.

343
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,120
I love.

344
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,120
Oh, did you hear what Trump's girlfriend before Melania, her name was?

345
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,120
What the?

346
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,120
Don't grab a lot of puss.

347
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,120
Don't quote me on our first name.

348
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,120
Man, Cecilia.

349
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,120
But it was like smart fart or something.

350
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Her last name.

351
00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,120
Come on, man.

352
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,120
She's Norwegian, but her last name is far.

353
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,120
Did you hit your head coming in?

354
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,120
No, it was like.

355
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,120
But you know, it wasn't spelled F-A-R-T.

356
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120
No, it was.

357
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,120
That's the weird thing was it wasn't like, ooh, horrible name.

358
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,120
I mean, she was smoking.

359
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,120
Hot?

360
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,120
Yeah.

361
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,120
Dude, dropped it.

362
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,120
Dude.

363
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,120
She was Norwegian.

364
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,120
Oh, man.

365
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,120
Trump didn't bang dogs like, well, first of all, Obama's gay.

366
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,120
So he was.

367
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,120
It was funny.

368
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,120
Jones was talking about this, how Trump gets fixated on one woman.

369
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,120
He's very.

370
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,120
Um, he's.

371
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,120
You see, dude.

372
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,120
Yeah, he's like, you know, he's purell and shit like that.

373
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,120
Yeah.

374
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,120
Like all of this stuff, like he's not a Philander.

375
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,120
No, he's not.

376
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,120
He doesn't stray from the pack story.

377
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:43,120
Daniels know I'll give it to him if there is because they always say there's a p tape

378
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,120
with Trump, which there's no.

379
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,120
But I'm just saying that would be hilarious.

380
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,120
Like, dude peeing on a chair.

381
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,120
Well, that's one of his jokes.

382
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,120
That's one of his jokes.

383
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:55,120
He's like, at least Melania knows the p tape ain't true because she knows I'm a germaphobe.

384
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,120
Yeah, exactly.

385
00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:00,120
And when he was with her, Stormy Daniels was a lot younger.

386
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,120
Yeah.

387
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,120
Yeah.

388
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,120
She was smoke show.

389
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,120
She wasn't the washed out fucking rag that she is.

390
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,120
She's got some oats.

391
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,120
Yeah.

392
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,120
She's got some oats.

393
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,120
Some old ass titties.

394
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,120
She's got some fucking hard miles, too.

395
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,120
She got what?

396
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,120
Some fucking hard miles, too.

397
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,120
That's for sure.

398
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,120
No, I thought she was doing porn before Trump.

399
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,120
Yeah.

400
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,120
Yeah.

401
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,120
Well, you know, the other thing too.

402
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:27,120
Listen, man, every woman and every man has been a woman been rode hard and put away

403
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,120
wet.

404
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,120
Oh, you know, some some more than others, though.

405
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,120
That's the thing.

406
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120
Okay.

407
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,120
I mean, that's just a broad statement, but I'll go with it.

408
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,120
Well, Stormy Daniels might be on that list.

409
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,120
She's a porn star.

410
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,120
I mean, her job is to suck man.

411
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,120
Her job is to suck God.

412
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,120
Okay.

413
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,120
Well, if you want to get real crass, I don't appreciate you doing that.

414
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,120
She's the chief to the scenes with the headshot.

415
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,120
The chief to do.

416
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,120
I don't know.

417
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,120
I don't know anything about her.

418
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,120
Yeah.

419
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,120
Yeah.

420
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,120
Ron Gerrman.

421
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,120
I don't know anything about her.

422
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,120
Yeah.

423
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,120
He's not dead, but yeah, he's dead.

424
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,120
You know, I mean, fuck, he's dead man.

425
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,120
You deserve karma, right?

426
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,120
Yeah.

427
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,120
Well, you know, you can't even remember.

428
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,120
Imagine being a porn star.

429
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,120
You can't even remember and jerk off to it.

430
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,120
Oh, God.

431
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120
Yeah.

432
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,120
What a curse.

433
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,120
It's a curse.

434
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,120
And how does he not?

435
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,120
It might be syphilis.

436
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,120
How does he not have syphilis?

437
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,120
She looks like walking syphilis.

438
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,120
Yeah, exactly.

439
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,120
I mean, he looks like every.

440
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,120
He looks like a beaver.

441
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,120
He reminds me of beaver.

442
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,120
Man, I fucking sweet shout out.

443
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,120
I mean, and he does.

444
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,120
He does have that.

445
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,120
Yeah, exactly.

446
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,120
He's got that.

447
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,120
That.

448
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,120
That's the thing with that lispy thing to him.

449
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,120
I mean, I have a list.

450
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,120
So I understand.

451
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:34,120
But hey, well, did you know that Trump actually booted Epstein from Mar-a-Lago?

452
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,120
Yeah, because he was hitting on the staff.

453
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,120
He did that right away.

454
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,120
Some member's daughter.

455
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,120
Yeah.

456
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,120
Some member's daughter.

457
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:45,120
Yeah, some member's daughter felt uncomfortable when he was like,

458
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,120
Lay there, motherfucker.

459
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,120
Yeah, no, he.

460
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,120
But that's what they say.

461
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120
Trump don't stick.

462
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120
He don't stand for that shit.

463
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,120
And if you have Trump's back.

464
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,120
The thing I like about Trump is like, if you have his back, he will.

465
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,120
Loyalty.

466
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,120
Have your back.

467
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,120
You think you know what I like about Trump?

468
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,120
Well, he's not going to fucking be bad.

469
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,120
No, he's old school.

470
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,120
You know what I like about Trump is that he shorted all the unions and didn't pay all

471
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,120
those contractors.

472
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,120
I like that.

473
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120
That's capitalism.

474
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,120
It's finest.

475
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,120
And the motherfucker's gone bankrupt eight times.

476
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,120
You know what I mean?

477
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,120
He's a smart motherfucker, man.

478
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,120
Which I can say nobody else does.

479
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120
Right?

480
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120
Yeah.

481
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,120
I mean, who else is going to gamble on America?

482
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,120
Do you have the money to do it?

483
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,120
I'm sure he's done shady business deals.

484
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,120
No, he's shady.

485
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,120
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a shady business deal.

486
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,120
That's the thing.

487
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:30,120
I mean, when you're in New York, technically, I would say that for real estate, he might

488
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,120
be the king of New York.

489
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,120
He has a building with his name on it in multiple cities.

490
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,120
Well, I don't want that.

491
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,120
I'm not that big of a narcissist.

492
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,120
All over the place.

493
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,120
It's upsetting multiple states.

494
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:44,120
But I'm not that big of a narcissist where I would want to be in that position.

495
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,120
Just like, who the fuck wants to be president?

496
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,120
When you're a kid, you'd be like, oh, I want to be the president.

497
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,120
I want to be astronaut.

498
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,120
First of all, space is fake, bitch.

499
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:56,120
Every fucking guy that wants to be an astronaut.

500
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,120
Yeah.

501
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,120
Explore some asses.

502
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,120
Listen, stop with the gay jokes.

503
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,120
Everybody.

504
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,120
Female asses.

505
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,120
Everybody that wants to be president.

506
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,120
You found the big hole.

507
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,120
Is a narcissism, right?

508
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,120
When I say something gay about Larry, just insert.

509
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,120
Well, you fucking listen, dude, man.

510
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,120
What?

511
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,120
What are you talking about?

512
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,120
We'll speak.

513
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:20,120
You say something, and then you ask a question pretty much, and then you fucking do it right

514
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,120
there.

515
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,120
Larry, you just gotta get up and slap him.

516
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,120
I'm gonna.

517
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,120
Good fucking luck, dude.

518
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,120
I let you smoke you out, bitch.

519
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:32,120
Now listen, bitch, anybody that would be the president to begin with has got to be a narcissist

520
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,120
through the fucking rules.

521
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,120
So what do you expect?

522
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,120
You just don't become the president.

523
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,120
You gotta be pretty much a narcissist to think you are.

524
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,120
You gotta be a ass kisser.

525
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,120
You want to have the power of position, and that's what you want to do.

526
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,120
You want people, like Kiki just said, you want people to kiss your ass, you want people

527
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:54,120
to bow down to you, you want to fucking use a cigar on them in the oval office.

528
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,120
I mean, well, that's most men, but think about that, though.

529
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,120
Nothing's gonna happen to fucking Billy Boy Clinton.

530
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,120
Nothing.

531
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:08,120
The guy is known to have a proclivity for women, and I don't know their age group.

532
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:12,120
Well, and honestly, it's like, the ones who are women don't matter.

533
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,120
It's young, they said young.

534
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,120
Like, well, Michael Witzke wasn't young.

535
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,120
Well, hey, well, if she's 18.

536
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,120
But she was there, man, and you know, if you can get a blowjob every fucking minute.

537
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,120
If she's 18.

538
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,120
And you're fucking thing.

539
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,120
I mean, I wouldn't care how old she was.

540
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,120
The Kennedy's fucking blew through.

541
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,120
It's like Trump said.

542
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,120
When somebody asked him about Bill Clinton, like, oh, Bill's a great guy.

543
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,120
He's got a lot of problems coming after him.

544
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120
He's a great guy.

545
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:39,120
But everybody, everybody that talks about Bill Clinton is they love the guy.

546
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,120
He's a great guy.

547
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,120
He's probably so fun.

548
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,120
He's got his own saxophone.

549
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,120
Yeah.

550
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,120
He's got his own sinew hall.

551
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,120
Check this out.

552
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,120
I have a jazz.

553
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,120
He's the guy you want to party with.

554
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,120
I have a jazz CD.

555
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,120
But not your daughter to party with.

556
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,120
No.

557
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,120
Oh, well.

558
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,120
I said you want to party with him.

559
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,120
You know what your daughter to party with.

560
00:16:55,120 --> 00:17:01,120
I can't see these the press blows with Clinton playing tenor sax with some fucking Swedish jazz band.

561
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,120
I thought it was him bowing in Monica Lewinsky's bottle.

562
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,120
No, no.

563
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,120
I said it's doing lines on the cover.

564
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:12,120
And I have the CDs somewhere up in my collection.

565
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:16,120
I'm sure they fucker might be worth something, you know, back when they sold CDs.

566
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,120
I mean, it sounds intriguing.

567
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,120
Yeah.

568
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,120
And it shows him on the front and he's got sunglasses.

569
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,120
Yeah, yeah.

570
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,120
He was a fucking great guy.

571
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,120
He's very charisma.

572
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,120
And he's tearing it up on the.

573
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,120
You know, like there was no.

574
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,120
Who is his brother?

575
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,120
I think we have a bill bill.

576
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,120
No, no, no, no.

577
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,120
Bob, Bob.

578
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,120
He's Bill.

579
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,120
Yeah.

580
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,120
I know I was thinking of Billy.

581
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,120
Billy Carter.

582
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,120
Billy Carter.

583
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,120
Yeah.

584
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,120
When you beer, Billy beer.

585
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,120
And then what do you call it?

586
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,120
No, but what the hell's Billy's Clinton's brother's name?

587
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,120
I don't know.

588
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,120
It's a weird.

589
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,120
But yeah, he was in the air.

590
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,120
I found him.

591
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,120
No, no, no.

592
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,120
Now we're digging deep.

593
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,120
Yeah, he was an animal.

594
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,120
We just get away with this.

595
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,120
You have money.

596
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,120
You have power.

597
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,120
I mean, the guy started in Arkansas with cocaine drops.

598
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,120
Yeah, it's fucking well documented cocaine from all.

599
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,120
What's his name?

600
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,120
The Flyer.

601
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,120
Tom Cruise.

602
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,120
Yeah, that played.

603
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,120
Who did he play?

604
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,120
I was just on the tip of my tongue.

605
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,120
And he got that guy got murdered outside of halfway house.

606
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,120
Nice.

607
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,120
Yeah.

608
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,120
It was pretty crazy.

609
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:19,120
Yeah, I think he kept doing the coke runs after.

610
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:24,120
Yeah, I asked him what happened was that these kids walked upon a drop and they had the murder.

611
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,120
Those are the first people on the Clinton kill list.

612
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:30,120
The first people they found them on the train tracks and they got hit by train.

613
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,120
Yeah, the first people they died of died of Arkansas.

614
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,120
Okay.

615
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:38,120
But they were on the fucking train tracks and these people had them murked.

616
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,120
Dude, that's what I'm very seal.

617
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,120
Very seal.

618
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,120
Yeah, yeah.

619
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,120
Woo.

620
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,120
That's another joint.

621
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,120
That's what I'm waiting for.

622
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,120
I'm waiting for how many more people are going to get added to the Clinton kill.

623
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,120
I don't think they're doing it anymore.

624
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120
I mean, they got it.

625
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,120
They really can't.

626
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,120
Well, shit, they just fucking killed Epstein, man.

627
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,120
I would say that they didn't.

628
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,120
That was 2019.

629
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,120
That's not recent.

630
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,120
There's nobody who knows about who they have killed.

631
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:07,120
I mean, the best is one fucking Obama chef died and then he had tape on his hands and

632
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,120
a black eye and all this shit.

633
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,120
People like, what did you do to golf?

634
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,120
Yeah, you've seen those pictures.

635
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,120
No.

636
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,120
Yeah, they have pictures of Obama's hands.

637
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,120
We're all taped up like he was beating the fuck out of someone.

638
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,120
He was more taped up like that.

639
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,120
He had tape.

640
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,120
He had tape on his fingers that was like.

641
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,120
Because he was wounded from punching a guy in the teeth and shit.

642
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,120
I think he understands that.

643
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:29,120
Yeah, well, it wasn't taped up for boxing gloves.

644
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,120
It was bandages.

645
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,120
Well, he wasn't taped up like he was fucking.

646
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,120
No, not bandages.

647
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,120
No, who?

648
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,120
No, Obama was just walking.

649
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,120
No, no, Obama's cooked.

650
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,120
The chef.

651
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,120
No, he drowned.

652
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,120
Yeah.

653
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,120
A black man on a paddle board.

654
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,120
What are you expecting, man?

655
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,120
Obama was the one with tape.

656
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,120
That is not the most ironic death.

657
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:52,120
So this African-American gentleman went out on a paddle board and then drowned.

658
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,120
Yeah.

659
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,120
I mean, that sounds like a punchline or a punchline doing a show.

660
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,120
And then ironically, supposedly he was an excellent swimmer.

661
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,120
No, that's what they said.

662
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,120
They did.

663
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,120
Well, I mean, they just throw that caveat in just to make you help to get off the trail of it.

664
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,120
Well, they said that and then, dun-dun-dun.

665
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,120
Yeah, exactly.

666
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,120
He had a midget on a little drum kit.

667
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,120
Exactly.

668
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:15,120
Which is hilarious.

669
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:19,120
And the funny thing is also they're saying that Stephen Hawking liked midgets.

670
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,120
Who doesn't like midgets?

671
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,120
Well, yeah, I mean, come on.

672
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,120
I don't like him in that way.

673
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,120
When you're talking to three of us, they just saw midget wrestling.

674
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,120
Yeah, and you know what?

675
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,120
I was misled too because he told me there would be chicks wrestling too.

676
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,120
I was misled also.

677
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,120
Okay.

678
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,120
Okay, so I mean, I just do.

679
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,120
I think we all, we all like drooling there, Larry.

680
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,120
We all have ropes.

681
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,120
You know what?

682
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,120
Oh, no, I cannot complain.

683
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,120
Yeah, okay.

684
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,120
It was very fun.

685
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,120
It was very fun.

686
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,120
It was still well-complained.

687
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,120
I'm not complaining, bitch.

688
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,120
Like an old, long night on a long island or...

689
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,120
I just thought it would be like some slutty midget chicks too.

690
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,120
Oh, I mean, yeah.

691
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,120
Well, we all, we were all hoping.

692
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,120
Yeah, I know.

693
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,120
I know.

694
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,120
I mean, you have a wife.

695
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,120
Well, I wasn't going to fuck any of them or marry them or nothing.

696
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,120
Do you have to give her a quarter of your stuff if you're paying a midget?

697
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,120
Instead of half.

698
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,120
Yeah.

699
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,120
Yeah, right?

700
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,120
How's that work?

701
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,120
That's it.

702
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,120
She gets a quarter of your record collection and only a couple of good records.

703
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,120
Only a couple of good records.

704
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,120
Or a quarter of everything, Harry.

705
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,120
Nah.

706
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,120
Well, that's about it.

707
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,120
You did not mean it.

708
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,120
She has to get a quarter of your scooter.

709
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,120
No way you can't split.

710
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120
You can't even ride that.

711
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,120
You can't.

712
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,120
That would be pretty funny, though.

713
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120
Oh, shit.

714
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,120
Dude, I'd love...

715
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,120
Actually, that's what I want to see.

716
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,120
Some hot little people.

717
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:32,120
Putin on the front, Larry in the middle, Kim Jong-un with their shirts off on Larry's scooter.

718
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,120
That's what I'm down.

719
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,120
Someone's got to be on the handlebars too.

720
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,120
Oh, man.

721
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,120
Right in the handlebars.

722
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,120
Oh, Fauci.

723
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,120
Yeah, with his legs open.

724
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,120
I get some stirrups put on there.

725
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:51,120
You guys are running into bumps that just say AZT on them.

726
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,120
Oh, shit.

727
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,120
But let's see.

728
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,120
I got something I wanted to talk about.

729
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,120
Let's give him something.

730
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,120
No, that's hilarious.

731
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:09,120
The FDA looking into reports of hair loss, suicidal thoughts, and people using popular drugs for diabetes and weight loss.

732
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,120
What?

733
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,120
What?

734
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:20,120
FDA looking into reports of hair loss, suicidal thoughts, and people, SSRIs, using popular drugs for diabetes and weight loss.

735
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,120
Your thoughts, Larry.

736
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,120
Quickly.

737
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,120
Your thoughts.

738
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,120
I'm telling you my thoughts.

739
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,120
The ozempic shit is the weight loss and diabetic shit.

740
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,120
That's not your thoughts.

741
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:41,120
And the SSRI shit is, I don't like that stuff because I know so many people that committed suicide and it's fucking horrible.

742
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,120
Your thoughts stink.

743
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,120
Kiki, your thoughts.

744
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,120
Yeah.

745
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,120
I mean, I'll read it again.

746
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,120
You have to fucking reiterate what I'm going to say here.

747
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,120
I mean, are you really?

748
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,120
Why do the thoughts have to be so quick?

749
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,120
Well, because you're on my talk show all of a sudden, so please stop.

750
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,120
Okay, so do you really think the FDA has our best interest?

751
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,120
No.

752
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,120
I think that proves 100%.

753
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,120
No.

754
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,120
Kiki kisses the ass of any fucking acronym in this country.

755
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,120
I love Fauci.

756
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,120
I mean, you love Fauci.

757
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,120
You guys should kiss.

758
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,120
That's our next t-shirt.

759
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,120
Kiki kissing Fauci.

760
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,120
Tongue and all.

761
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,120
Maybe you guys should be toning the ozempic.

762
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,120
Is it ozempic?

763
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,120
It's just common weight loss drugs.

764
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,120
Oh my God.

765
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:24,120
But isn't it funny though that the people put all this faith, oh, hey, I'm going to start taking weight loss drugs because I don't know how to work out and stop eating.

766
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,120
I was just going to say, how about stop eating, Fady?

767
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,120
But it's not just common weight loss drugs.

768
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,120
What it is is a diabetes drug and it decided-

769
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120
How do you know what he Wilford Brimley was?

770
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,120
Well, we need a comment from him.

771
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,120
Anyways, the side effect was weight loss.

772
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:42,120
So now all these people are just taking it that don't even really need it just to lose weight.

773
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,120
Yeah, but it's not about that.

774
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,120
It's about the suicidal thoughts and the hair loss and all these things.

775
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,120
Dude, I remember looking-

776
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,120
You're fucked up.

777
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:54,120
What, sitting on TV, watching an ad for a fucking pill from Big Pharma, and it said, ass leakage.

778
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:59,120
You could be sitting on the couch and your ass will start leaking.

779
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,120
And you're not even a fanook.

780
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:05,120
And it doesn't say ass leakage, it just says leakage.

781
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,120
No, anal leakage.

782
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,120
Oh yeah, they do say anal.

783
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,120
You know what the sad thing is?

784
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,120
It's like for them to actually have to put that list as a thing.

785
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,120
Some people have the complaint about it.

786
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,120
I'm sure it has to hit a certain number before they-

787
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,120
Yeah, exactly.

788
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:23,120
It's like that SDA putting plastics in our food and rat shit and all this other stuff that the government is doing.

789
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,120
Exactly.

790
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:27,120
And the globalists that want us to fucking eat crickets and shit.

791
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,120
There's like a hundred people with their ass leaking before they admit it.

792
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,120
More than that.

793
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,120
Yeah, why not?

794
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:36,120
Well, because what happens is it takes the fat and it liquefies it.

795
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,120
Oh, is that what happens?

796
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,120
Well, in some circumstances it does.

797
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,120
It turns the ass leakage.

798
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,120
So say you take your stomach and you eat a fucking-

799
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,120
It's not normal.

800
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,120
And you eat a cheese steak.

801
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,120
You know what I mean?

802
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:51,120
And you bring something upon yourself because you still are a fat person.

803
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:56,120
But you're taking something to counteract the fatness because you can't stop being fat.

804
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,120
But doesn't that give them ass leakage anyways?

805
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,120
Well, yes.

806
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,120
But not as much as when you take this drug.

807
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:06,120
You ever see a big and rob when you see the man-pon?

808
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,120
Yeah, because he had chicken wings.

809
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120
So Larry-

810
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:15,120
I like this show called Big and Rob with Rob Beardak and his big, huge black security guard.

811
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,120
And they were all this whole Larry.

812
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,120
It was a good show.

813
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:22,120
And if Rob was a good guy too.

814
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,120
DC Shoes was on.

815
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,120
Or that's how he started DC Shoes.

816
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,120
He's the guy.

817
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:30,120
And this dude, Big Black, went to Chanel West Coast.

818
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,120
That's the other one.

819
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,120
Nice.

820
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,120
But he might need a bunch of chicken wings.

821
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,120
But he was a big dude.

822
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,120
He was like 6'3", 6'4", 3 on his arm.

823
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,120
3 on his arm.

824
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,120
And his ass would leak from eating with chicken wings.

825
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:44,120
So he would take paper napkins and put them in his underwear.

826
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,120
He called them the man-pon.

827
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,120
It was a man-pon.

828
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120
That is fucking.

829
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,120
I mean, isn't that so bad?

830
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,120
But doesn't that tell you something?

831
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,120
Yeah, you know something's gonna happen.

832
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:57,120
Okay, listen, if I do fentanyl, I know what's gonna happen.

833
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,120
You know what I mean?

834
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,120
Yeah.

835
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:03,120
If I bang a chick with herpes, the odds are I know what's gonna happen, right?

836
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,120
Yeah, yeah.

837
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,120
It's like Jesus.

838
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,120
So there's not that much like this circle of odds thing.

839
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,120
Like if you dip your toe in the water.

840
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,120
Yeah.

841
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,120
I just watched a stupid Instagram video.

842
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,120
I know, you're a fucking whore.

843
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,120
Two big heifers.

844
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,120
How big heifers?

845
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,120
Sounds good to me.

846
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,120
Two double sandwiches short of 350?

847
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,120
No, no, they weren't short of 350.

848
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,120
They weren't.

849
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:29,120
But they had to get, they got 10 pizzas for the ride home.

850
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,120
Like a mukbang.

851
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,120
To go home.

852
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,120
And they're sitting there just chowing.

853
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:38,120
They're like, man, we got home and we only had two left for the family.

854
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,120
For the family?

855
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,120
Yeah.

856
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,120
What did the family look like?

857
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,120
I don't know.

858
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,120
They didn't buy all 10 of the TVs.

859
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,120
How do they all fit in the trailer?

860
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,120
They were planning on each other.

861
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:50,120
Oh, they knew they were gonna eat a bunch, but like we'd better save some for the family.

862
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,120
Yeah, like you ever see that movie Fatso?

863
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,120
Oh yeah.

864
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,120
You see that?

865
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,120
You have to see it with Dom Delouis.

866
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,120
I saw it at the show.

867
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,120
Dom Delouis.

868
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,120
I was a kid with my friend Mitchell.

869
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,120
I was gonna say Hasseme Center at Dom Delouis.

870
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,120
60s, late 60s, early 70s.

871
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,120
He goes to pick up Chinese food and he's a Fatso.

872
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,120
The movie's called Fatso, which is amazing.

873
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,120
Oh, it's Dom Delouis.

874
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,120
Yeah, he's young.

875
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,120
There's two other guys that are also bigger Fat Assers.

876
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,120
Yeah, but here's the deal though.

877
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:20,120
So the family orders Chinese food and on the way back, he eats the majority of it and then

878
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:25,120
brings it into the house and his mama, which is like this, he's an Italian.

879
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,120
So I mean this fucking Gundaloon can't even control his eating.

880
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,120
You know what I mean?

881
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,120
These guys have two cannolis in each hand.

882
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120
At one point.

883
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:36,120
And his little mama, he goes upstairs and she orders the rest of the fucking Chinese food.

884
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,120
You know?

885
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,120
I ate it mama.

886
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,120
You know what I mean?

887
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:45,120
Then she pulls out the wooden spoon that's been stirred in sauce all day and she beats his

888
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,120
fat Italian ass.

889
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,120
Hey, how about a scene with the Gundaloon?

890
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,120
I like this movie.

891
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,120
It's hilarious.

892
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,120
And that's not even fake.

893
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:57,120
There's a scene where they can't control themselves so they gotta chain all the fucking

894
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,120
cabinets in the refrigerator with big, thick chains.

895
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,120
Yeah, like an animal.

896
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,120
Like he's King Kong.

897
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,120
He's trying to open it in shit.

898
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,120
It was fucking funny.

899
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:09,120
It was fucking funny because he was probably on cocaine and other drugs at that point.

900
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,120
Oh yeah.

901
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,120
I mean I feel bad for the people that can't control their eating.

902
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,120
I don't know if it is a disease or something where they just can't stop.

903
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,120
You know what?

904
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,120
It's just an addiction thing.

905
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,120
You're never full.

906
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120
I got addiction.

907
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,120
Oh dude, I have so many mis- I have like-

908
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,120
I'll tell you what.

909
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,120
I fall short all the time.

910
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,120
It's an American problem.

911
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:31,120
Well yeah, you don't go to fucking Uganda and find someone who's lactose intolerant.

912
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:37,120
You don't go to Rwanda and not catch AIDS or get fucking gunned down by an AK-47 or something.

913
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,120
Well I mean now you're just speculating.

914
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,120
If you try to bang a chick, a hooker, what'd you say to Rwanda?

915
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,120
I'm sure the chances are that.

916
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,120
And if you want to get shot at an AK-47 or Rwanda, I'm sure you don't have to go that far.

917
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,120
No, it's really easy.

918
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,120
Yeah, I mean you know you could probably swing a dead cat without hitting a guy at an AK-47.

919
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,120
Shit, a guy.

920
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,120
There's probably monkeys walking around shooting at you.

921
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,120
Whoa, Jesus.

922
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,120
Why do you gotta get racist?

923
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,120
Oh, why?

924
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,120
Did you ever see that video?

925
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,120
I know, I know.

926
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,120
I know what you mean.

927
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,120
They give the monkey shit.

928
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120
I know, but that was just low hanging.

929
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,120
I know it was.

930
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,120
That was Kiki's name in high school.

931
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Low hanging fruit is nickname.

932
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,120
Nice.

933
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,120
But yeah, so the FDA is bad.

934
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,120
Don't take pills.

935
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:24,120
I don't think I'll go to the fucking...

936
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,120
The doctor unless I break a bone.

937
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,120
Rock and roll is good.

938
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,120
Something like that.

939
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,120
If you host Whippy Goldworth called out fake Epstein Docs naming hers an associate.

940
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:37,120
Don't talk shit about her name after she says that they should be very careful.

941
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,120
Yeah, no, here's what she said.

942
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,120
Here's what's funny.

943
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,120
Bring on the documents, bring on the documents.

944
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,120
Hang every motherfucker on there.

945
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,120
Oh wait, I'm on there.

946
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,120
That's fake shit.

947
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120
That's fake shit.

948
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,120
Dude, I would have banged Whippy back in the day.

949
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,120
Ted Danson did, so I didn't feel good.

950
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,120
He did Blackface too, which is hilarious.

951
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,120
But no, all of a sudden Whippy Goldberg fucking Whippy Goldberg.

952
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,120
Whippy Goldberg.

953
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,120
Dude, she looks like the predator.

954
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,120
She's horrible.

955
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,120
She really does, man.

956
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,120
She looks like an overweight predator.

957
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,120
Well, exactly.

958
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,120
I mean, she looks like a predator in his prime.

959
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,120
Not to bring, you know, I got a...

960
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,120
A menopausal predator.

961
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,120
I have a...

962
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,120
And she's a fur trader too.

963
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,120
Sorry Larry, keep going.

964
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,120
It's alright.

965
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,120
It's alright, man.

966
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,120
It's not serious.

967
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,120
Well, I asked you to go.

968
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,120
You have the platform.

969
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,120
The floor is yours, Larry.

970
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,120
It's not serious.

971
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,120
Don't be like JB Pritzker to get caught on the island either.

972
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,120
If nobody's talking about that.

973
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,120
Pritzker family was involved in that also.

974
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,120
Oh yeah, it's better.

975
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,120
Oh yeah.

976
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,120
And Marriott too.

977
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,120
I didn't know.

978
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,120
Do you want to say something, Larry?

979
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,120
Yeah, what is it?

980
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,120
Oh man, maybe it's the wind or something.

981
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,120
I'm going to go shut that vent.

982
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,120
Okay.

983
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,120
Trying to figure out what's so noisy.

984
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,120
No, I was just going to say I got a Rolling Stones album.

985
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,120
And it's a live thing.

986
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,120
Jesus Christ.

987
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,120
Jesus Christ.

988
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,120
Whippy Goldberg introduces the band and I'm like...

989
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,120
Oh, there's a time.

990
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,120
It made me think that the Rolling Stones are a bunch of fucking assholes.

991
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,120
Yeah, they sold their souls to the devil.

992
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,120
Wait, was this like recent?

993
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,120
No.

994
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120
No.

995
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,120
It's from like the 90s.

996
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,120
No.

997
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,120
I'm sure they all gangbanger.

998
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,120
Yeah.

999
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,120
The whopster.

1000
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,120
She's, you know what, listen, her...

1001
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,120
Maybe the antelope.

1002
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,120
And you know what, I'm going to say some words in a minute that probably women are not going

1003
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,120
to like.

1004
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,120
Okay, but I'm just going to tell you right now, if you want to fast forward about 15-30

1005
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,120
seconds, the view is filled with cunts.

1006
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,120
Yeah.

1007
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,120
You don't know what they're talking about.

1008
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,120
Yeah, no, I don't think the most people know what they're saying.

1009
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,120
We don't know what we're talking about.

1010
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,120
You know what I mean?

1011
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,120
Like, they have a platform.

1012
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,120
They have a platform.

1013
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,120
Here's the thing, when they spit in venom, I don't want anyone to go to prison or die

1014
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,120
or anything.

1015
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,120
No, not at all.

1016
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,120
I'm not going to threaten you.

1017
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,120
They do.

1018
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,120
I just want those people to wake up.

1019
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,120
Listen, I'm not a pedophile.

1020
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,120
Are you a pedophile?

1021
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,120
Jesus Christ, no.

1022
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,120
Where?

1023
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,120
I got a beef with that guy.

1024
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,120
Yeah.

1025
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,120
I'm going to put Jesus in a chocolate.

1026
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120
Sorry, Larry.

1027
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,120
Yeah, but here's the thing.

1028
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,120
Oh, Larry, are you a pedophile?

1029
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,120
No.

1030
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120
Okay, that's awesome.

1031
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,120
That's great people to see that.

1032
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,120
That's why they act the way they do though, because they are.

1033
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,120
It's like Bill Clinton's never been like, I'm not a pedophile.

1034
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,120
And that's why Whoopi Goldberg was there at Jeff Einstein's fucking thing.

1035
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,120
Epstein.

1036
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,120
Oh my gosh.

1037
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,120
Oh, I love it.

1038
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,120
Because she's a fur trader, like you said, and that's he specialized in fur.

1039
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,120
Man, who did the Who Perpetrated the 9-11 attacks?

1040
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,120
Come on.

1041
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,120
Say it.

1042
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,120
The Mossad.

1043
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,120
No.

1044
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,120
Who's the guy in the cave?

1045
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,120
Say his name.

1046
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,120
Um, Sam Bin Laden.

1047
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,120
No, he got it right.

1048
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:25,120
No, you know what the sad thing is, like if you, if you, if you, if you wanted to, if

1049
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:31,120
you wanted to view and ask them is like, are you guys okay with pedophiles?

1050
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,120
And like it would take them time to answer that.

1051
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,120
Yeah, they would have a hard time.

1052
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,120
They would.

1053
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,120
They'd be like, it should be a very easy come dry.

1054
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,120
Well, yeah.

1055
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,120
I mean, it should be, it should take a person more than a split second.

1056
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,120
No, it's hang.

1057
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,120
Yeah, you want to have some kind of child?

1058
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,120
No, hang up.

1059
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,120
Like, I'm fine, dude.

1060
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,120
No, like that's what, I'd be fine.

1061
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,120
We'll just like that public deaths.

1062
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120
Like, we'll just like this.

1063
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,120
Paper view we've talked about.

1064
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,120
Just like cloning gay, the president of Harvard.

1065
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,120
Oh man, I don't trust a black lady with the short haircut.

1066
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,120
No, no, I don't.

1067
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,120
I really don't.

1068
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,120
I really don't.

1069
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,120
Except Grace Jones.

1070
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,120
Grace Jones was out.

1071
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,120
Grace Jones.

1072
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,120
That's it.

1073
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,120
You don't like this pussy?

1074
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,120
Yeah, just chokes that bitch out with her legs.

1075
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,120
And Murphy's like, I'm gay.

1076
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,120
No, I know a gay man.

1077
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,120
That man's gay.

1078
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,120
That man's gay.

1079
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,120
Yeah, he's gay.

1080
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120
Yeah, he's gay.

1081
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,120
And she was a James Bond fucking villain.

1082
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,120
Oh yeah.

1083
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,120
And she choked, she choked Christopher Walken.

1084
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,120
With her legs, right?

1085
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,120
Yeah, that's what he liked.

1086
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,120
That's your claim.

1087
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,120
Dude, that black lady's thighs.

1088
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,120
See, we gotta do another take.

1089
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,120
That's like Steamboat sniffing shoes at the bowling alley.

1090
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,120
Now who was the chick?

1091
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,120
Grace Jones?

1092
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,120
Yeah.

1093
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,120
Oh, great.

1094
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,120
You've never seen the James Bond movie?

1095
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,120
No.

1096
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,120
Dude, okay, so here's to you.

1097
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,120
No, I'm not gonna lie.

1098
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,120
No, I'm putting you talking about it.

1099
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,120
No, this is real.

1100
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,120
She was, oh, she's still smoking.

1101
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,120
I remember Grace Jones.

1102
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,120
This guy gets mad at the other guy because he killed his goat.

1103
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,120
All right?

1104
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,120
Dude, I'm being serious, Larry.

1105
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,120
Don't laugh at me.

1106
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,120
So then he goes to the town captain.

1107
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,120
And the town captain knows Grace Jones.

1108
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,120
Because she runs a tugboat in the city.

1109
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,120
Oh, in the city.

1110
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,120
Yeah, in the city, dude.

1111
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,120
Where else is the fucking shore?

1112
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,120
You know what I mean?

1113
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,120
They have to have a harbor in the city.

1114
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,120
Okay.

1115
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,120
I didn't know the city was on.

1116
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,120
Listen, don't diminish my story.

1117
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,120
She's a mean tugboat captain, too.

1118
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120
Exactly.

1119
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,120
And let me tell you, Kiki would like to get a tugboat from her.

1120
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,120
That's for sure.

1121
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,120
She looks like a puma in the night.

1122
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,120
Well, she's gotta be fucking...

1123
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,120
She does.

1124
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,120
90 years old by now.

1125
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,120
But you're named Boise, dude?

1126
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,120
Black Don't Crack, baby.

1127
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,120
That's true.

1128
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,120
Hey, speaking of that, what's David Bowie's wife's name?

1129
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,120
Eamon.

1130
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,120
Oh, her, too.

1131
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,120
Oh, yeah.

1132
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,120
Me too, her, too.

1133
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120
Yeah.

1134
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,120
Yeah, me too, her, too.

1135
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,120
Yeah.

1136
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:45,120
But the problem is, she sold off all this shit right after he died.

1137
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120
Really?

1138
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,120
Yeah.

1139
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,120
Yeah.

1140
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,120
She liquidated Bowie.

1141
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,120
And not in a good way.

1142
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,120
Man, that probably could have...

1143
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,120
You could have won.

1144
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,120
You probably could have gotten a guitar or something, man.

1145
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,120
Yeah, I'm sure you got $60,000.

1146
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,120
Is that what you were selling?

1147
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:03,120
No, you gotta send Bowie, you gotta send David Bowie original that he played.

1148
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,120
Now you gotta sell some kidneys for that shit.

1149
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,120
He's only got two.

1150
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,120
Now he's getting into child trafficking.

1151
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,120
Just to harvest Oregon.

1152
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,120
Just for a guitar.

1153
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,120
Yeah, Bowie guitar.

1154
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,120
Just to get one guitar.

1155
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,120
How many children would equivalent to one guitar?

1156
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:22,120
So let's say, so in that movie, I was doing the math, which is crazy.

1157
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,120
So they gave him $100,000 for freedom.

1158
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,120
For 50, so just $2,000 a child.

1159
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,120
That's like dirt cheap.

1160
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,120
Like what the fuck?

1161
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,120
Whoa, slow down, Epstein.

1162
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,120
But that's what I'm saying.

1163
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,120
That's fucked up.

1164
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120
Friend to Epstein.

1165
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,120
Slow down, Jeff Jr.

1166
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,120
Yeah, but like, holy fuck.

1167
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,120
Yeah, isn't that crazy?

1168
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,120
Well, and that's not like this was 20 years ago.

1169
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:49,120
No, and the most fucked up thing was how they put it in the container boat and shit.

1170
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:55,120
And that's what they were saying when those containerships were all backed up in San Francisco and shit.

1171
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,120
That the children were stuck in those containers.

1172
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,120
Yeah, there were people, everybody.

1173
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,120
There were people being human traffickers.

1174
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,120
Yeah, because that's how they shipped them around it first.

1175
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,120
Yeah, containers, yeah.

1176
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,120
But those poor kids, like.

1177
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,120
Oh, it's horrible.

1178
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,120
It's very horrible the way they did it.

1179
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,120
I mean, sit in a container for how long?

1180
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:16,120
On the movie, they got both the kids, the boy and the girl, but in real life, he only saved one of them.

1181
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,120
He couldn't find the other one.

1182
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,120
Oh, really?

1183
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,120
Yeah.

1184
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,120
They changed it a little bit.

1185
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,120
Oh, okay.

1186
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,120
Yeah.

1187
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,120
That makes me pissed off.

1188
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,120
Yeah, there's an actual documentary.

1189
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,120
But he did save, like, 1,000 tons of kids.

1190
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:31,120
Wait, that documentary, it had to have kind of a planning.

1191
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,120
Yeah, because it was fucking depressing.

1192
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,120
So they saved Teddy Bear or the other one?

1193
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,120
Oh, man.

1194
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120
I'm not sure Mary knows.

1195
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,120
We'll ask her later.

1196
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,120
Oh, God.

1197
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120
Yeah, I was really fucking bummed out.

1198
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,120
I don't know why you just told us that.

1199
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,120
No, because I just.

1200
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,120
Bring everything down.

1201
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,120
Let me be Larry, bring everything fucking down for a minute.

1202
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,120
We just talked about how great the movie is in Larry's head.

1203
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,120
Hey, you want to know something about the movie that didn't happen?

1204
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,120
That is sad.

1205
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,120
But other than that, most of the shit was true, you know?

1206
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:03,120
I mean, but they did take a couple of Hollywood liberties with it.

1207
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,120
And they took some artistic liberty to make it a little.

1208
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,120
To make it less suicidal at the end.

1209
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,120
Some directors took Hollywood liberty.

1210
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:16,120
Honestly, that movie just wants me to fucking quit everything and just go fucking like, dude.

1211
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,120
I'll volunteer.

1212
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,120
It does.

1213
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,120
It's so fucking dangerous.

1214
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,120
It makes you realize that how insignificant am I in this world?

1215
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,120
What am I doing?

1216
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,120
What am I's legacy?

1217
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,120
Well, that's yeah.

1218
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,120
I'm like, Jesus Christ.

1219
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,120
Well, yeah, it makes me feel like worth.

1220
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,120
How much that guy died?

1221
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,120
Nothing would have ever became of him.

1222
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,120
I mean, they would have found his body.

1223
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,120
How insignificant we are is not the point.

1224
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:41,120
How insignificant they treat other human life just trafficking people around us.

1225
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,120
It's fucking pretty fucking sick.

1226
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,120
He's a 2.5 million children.

1227
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:51,120
2.5 million images of child porn in one calendar year.

1228
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,120
Wow.

1229
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,120
And that's the problem is like America is the number one fucking producer.

1230
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,120
And one number one consumer.

1231
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,120
Yes.

1232
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,120
And the number one.

1233
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:04,120
See, but this is why like this is why we are the most gluttonous country, but this is why

1234
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,120
you kind of need to legalize prostitution.

1235
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,120
Yes.

1236
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,120
Give these guys.

1237
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,120
Yeah.

1238
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,120
Give these guys an out.

1239
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,120
Yeah, definitely go after children.

1240
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,120
Jesus Christ.

1241
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,120
You're going there.

1242
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,120
You're paying.

1243
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,120
You put a fucking safety button in there.

1244
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,120
Here's the problem with these weirdos.

1245
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,120
So they might not want to go back to some hot chicken Amsterdam.

1246
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,120
No, it doesn't have to be a hot chick.

1247
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,120
Just whatever you like.

1248
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,120
Yeah, but there's not going to be.

1249
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,120
You can't if they're pedophiles are going to want to.

1250
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,120
You're misconstruing what we're talking about.

1251
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,120
No, but if they have something to go after like, dude, these guys are sickos because they

1252
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,120
don't get shit for so long that they start going after children.

1253
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:43,120
If you're a pedophile, no, I guess I don't know.

1254
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,120
Maybe if they're in some steady pussy, they wouldn't even get to that point.

1255
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,120
I don't know.

1256
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,120
If you hit that bug, dude, you got the bug.

1257
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,120
What brings you to that?

1258
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,120
Well, what's a murderer do a serial killer?

1259
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,120
What does somebody do that's a rapist?

1260
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,120
That's it.

1261
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:03,120
I mean, like they have that wiring in their brain, which is like, well, it's their program

1262
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,120
to be like this.

1263
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,120
And it's not even MK ultra shit.

1264
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,120
I'm not talking Teddy K or anybody.

1265
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,120
Right.

1266
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,120
You know, I'm talking fucking you are like you're born gay.

1267
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,120
Shout out to the king.

1268
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,120
Yeah, shout out to the K. RIP.

1269
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,120
I know.

1270
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,120
I just I know.

1271
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120
I don't know.

1272
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,120
I don't know.

1273
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,120
Yeah, Teddy Kizinski.

1274
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,120
Okay.

1275
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:26,120
But I mean, you know, you know, Teddy is right.

1276
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,120
Yeah.

1277
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,120
Yeah.

1278
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,120
I thought you had a buddy named Teddy K.

1279
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,120
Oh, we're shouting out the Unabomber.

1280
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,120
But it's like, I mean, you know, right from wrong.

1281
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,120
Yeah.

1282
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,120
Well, that is that is right.

1283
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:43,120
Even a baby knows right from wrong.

1284
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,120
Maybe not an infant, but a toddler.

1285
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,120
Oh, no, they know like even a toddler.

1286
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,120
They can barely speak.

1287
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,120
I already know when they're doing something.

1288
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,120
It's like, hey, you put your hand to a flame once.

1289
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,120
What's going to happen?

1290
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,120
You're not going to do it.

1291
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,120
You're going to go to a barber shop multiple times, you know, get a haircut.

1292
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,120
What's going to happen eventually?

1293
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,120
You're going to get a haircut.

1294
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,120
Yeah.

1295
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,120
You know, you go to Epstein's Island five times.

1296
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,120
What do you think you're going to do after the second or third time?

1297
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,120
You just don't get on the data.

1298
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,120
Because you're curious.

1299
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,120
Humans are curious animals.

1300
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,120
How about that?

1301
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,120
Man, everybody's doing it like smoking the first joint or something.

1302
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,120
Well, it's not even that.

1303
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,120
No, I know.

1304
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,120
But that's how Epstein works.

1305
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,120
I mean, how do you recruit these people?

1306
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,120
That's a thing.

1307
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,120
And they got to shut up.

1308
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,120
They have so they have to have dirt on everything.

1309
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,120
That's right.

1310
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,120
That's all it is.

1311
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,120
All it is is espionage.

1312
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,120
That's why all it is is espionage.

1313
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,120
Well, here's part.

1314
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,120
And here's also a part of it, dude.

1315
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,120
They.

1316
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,120
Oh, I thought I was sorry.

1317
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:36,120
I thought we were doing a salute here.

1318
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:41,120
They think that Epstein was a CIA plan.

1319
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,120
That was a messiah.

1320
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,120
Because and a messiah because here's the thing.

1321
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:49,120
They gave him that super light fucking sentence the first time around and let him back out.

1322
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,120
No, he was working for jail.

1323
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,120
So he could collect more fucking names.

1324
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,120
Oh, yeah.

1325
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,120
He was freely passing.

1326
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,120
He had a Saudi Arabian passport for Christ's sake.

1327
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,120
Damn.

1328
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,120
Oh, dude.

1329
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,120
The most difficult to get.

1330
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,120
Is it?

1331
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,120
Yes.

1332
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,120
Dude, he was.

1333
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,120
Dude, once you get to the Middle East.

1334
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,120
He had dirt on everybody.

1335
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,120
But also people had dirt on him.

1336
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,120
And that's what he was just a pawn in the game.

1337
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,120
That's all it was.

1338
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,120
Bring these people to Woody Allen.

1339
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,120
The funny thing is.

1340
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,120
Well, I think they all they all finally realized like, holy shit.

1341
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,120
Wait a minute.

1342
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,120
He's got you too.

1343
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,120
He's got you too.

1344
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,120
Oh, wait.

1345
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,120
I'm gonna fuck this guy.

1346
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,120
Let's let's kill him.

1347
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,120
But at the same time, it's like the.

1348
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,120
You know, they kill them.

1349
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:31,120
The problem is with that sound of freedom to us, they have to watch the abuse happen.

1350
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,120
That which is the craziest thing to do for a job.

1351
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,120
Well, it's like in the beginning of the movie.

1352
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:39,120
Yeah, like he shows up and the guy wants him to get a kid to pick one out.

1353
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,120
Well, no, when the guy's like, like, he's like, I can't do this.

1354
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,120
I got to quit in that scene.

1355
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,120
You know what I mean?

1356
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,120
The opening.

1357
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,120
Well, how about in the beginning where you have the guys like, he's like, man, we're not.

1358
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,120
How many children have we saved?

1359
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,120
We just say the pedophiles.

1360
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,120
Like, and I got to look at this shit day in and day out.

1361
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,120
Like, how do you how can you sleep at night?

1362
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,120
I I.

1363
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,120
Yeah, that's what.

1364
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,120
Yeah, I could.

1365
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,120
Yeah, I couldn't do.

1366
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:06,120
I mean, like, do you want to know why that how that's you know, to grade that.

1367
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,120
Or on way Larry, but that's fine.

1368
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,120
Okay.

1369
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,120
I want to do it this way.

1370
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,120
Okay.

1371
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,120
You know how you can tell that that is the worst crime that when you go to prison, one

1372
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,120
of the most guarded criminals.

1373
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,120
Yeah, that's the one that everybody wants to.

1374
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,120
Fuck up.

1375
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,120
Because that's even criminals have fucking.

1376
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,120
They have like they have.

1377
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,120
So should burn in hell.

1378
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,120
Well, I don't wish that on anybody, bro.

1379
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,120
Didn't you?

1380
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,120
I don't wish that burning in hell on anybody.

1381
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,120
I do.

1382
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,120
I do.

1383
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,120
Protect the pedophile whoopie Goldberg.

1384
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,120
No, no, no, no.

1385
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,120
Lord Larry Goldberg.

1386
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,120
I'm not.

1387
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,120
I like that Larry Goldberg.

1388
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,120
The Lord can judge.

1389
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,120
I'll judge him.

1390
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,120
Yeah, but you should be judged on earth.

1391
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,120
Yeah, let it burn.

1392
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,120
At the same time, you can't just fucking.

1393
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,120
You know, he definitely.

1394
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,120
The Lord judges like a pike.

1395
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,120
The Lord judges pedals worse than they get judged.

1396
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,120
Yeah, but they're still alive.

1397
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,120
Bill Clinton think he's still fucking living.

1398
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,120
They don't get judge.

1399
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120
They don't get judge in prison.

1400
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,120
They just get shanked.

1401
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,120
Well, I'm just saying though, the pedophiles are the worst looked upon.

1402
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,120
Oh, as they should be.

1403
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,120
And then definitely they are crimes against children.

1404
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,120
Because even them, yeah, they don't.

1405
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,120
They have standard.

1406
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,120
Like he said, we should all be in God's army against tyranny.

1407
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,120
We should.

1408
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,120
Yeah, you know, and pedophilia.

1409
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,120
The tyrannical people.

1410
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,120
Yes, but tyrannical people run this country.

1411
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,120
Globalists, nationalists.

1412
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,120
Everybody wants to say that Nazism, this and that like.

1413
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,120
White supremacy.

1414
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,120
Yeah, white supremacy, which is all the first.

1415
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,120
It's all run by FBI.

1416
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,120
Well, here's the thing about white supremacy that for one thing,

1417
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,120
it's not even because to believe in white supremacy,

1418
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,120
you have to believe in black inferiority and that in itself is racist.

1419
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,120
So the people that are touting this white supremacy shit are

1420
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:49,120
actually saying that they think blacks are inferior really.

1421
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,120
And that that is right up straight up wrong.

1422
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:57,120
And they should be the ones that are getting it turned back around on them.

1423
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,120
But people just don't have the balls enough to fucking say it.

1424
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,120
To stand up to who?

1425
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,120
White supremacists?

1426
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,120
No, man.

1427
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:07,120
The people that call average everyday person white supremacists.

1428
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,120
That's not.

1429
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,120
Oh, well they say, yeah, you're Nat.

1430
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:14,120
And the people that think that there are white supremacists at the same time

1431
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,120
that think about white supremacy, they have to also think then that

1432
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:21,120
there's black inferiority, which is not right, man.

1433
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,120
Yeah, but look what Hitler did with the Jews.

1434
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,120
It was all about inferiority.

1435
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,120
I'm just saying like this is all.

1436
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:32,120
I mean, this has been since the dawn of time, the Moors, everybody invading

1437
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,120
Indians and the whites, Britain, you know what I mean?

1438
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,120
Like there's always been a clash of.

1439
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:40,120
But to give them extra benefit and to say we're going to let you,

1440
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,120
we're going to slack up the task and we're going to slack up the rules to

1441
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,120
make it easier for you to get in.

1442
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:49,120
It's just like racist by saying we don't think that you can pass the

1443
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,120
rigorous tasks that the white kids pass.

1444
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,120
What they do, it's called, what do you call it?

1445
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,120
But that's pretty fucking racist.

1446
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,120
Which is no, but here's the deal though.

1447
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:02,120
The funny thing is, is that racial inequality used to be for white people.

1448
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,120
Now inclusion doesn't include white people.

1449
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,120
I mean, Asians obviously the top of the list.

1450
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:13,120
Yes, they don't get included either, but African Americans, tribal people.

1451
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:17,120
They call them white devils.

1452
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,120
Oh, that's awesome.

1453
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,120
What do they call it?

1454
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,120
We're on that devil.

1455
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:28,120
When you, the white superior, oh, KKK or white superiority adjacent.

1456
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,120
Oh yeah, white adjacent.

1457
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,120
That's what we just said.

1458
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:43,120
Yeah, that's what they think of the, they think that the Asians are also privileged and they're not dark enough or have enough color in their skin to be included in the people of color category.

1459
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,120
Yeah, but I mean, that's Asia.

1460
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:51,120
We're talking about, well, it's because they're, you know, I mean, if you go to Egypt, why do you think they have the nose destroyed off everything?

1461
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,120
Who's that?

1462
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:59,120
In Egypt, like the Sphinx, all the statues in Egypt, all the noses are busted off because most of them were black.

1463
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,120
All the statues.

1464
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,120
Oh yeah, they're black noses and that's how you can decipher.

1465
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,120
I mean, is this a real story you're making this up?

1466
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,120
No, this is, dude, look it up.

1467
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,120
Yeah, look it up, look it up, in the middle of a podcast.

1468
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:14,120
This is why we need, oh, KKK deniers.

1469
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,120
That's what we need as our producer.

1470
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,120
He just shoots down everything you say.

1471
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,120
Everything I say is fact.

1472
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:23,120
Some botany professor in the control room, it sounds like, that's bullshit.

1473
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,120
And then you have to fight against him and you want to make it up, but it's fact.

1474
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:33,120
No, it is, a lot of the Egyptians, the rulers, they were black, they were dark skin.

1475
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:38,120
Well, they were dark skin, but I mean, the geology and the genetic make up.

1476
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,120
It's fucking hot.

1477
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,120
Yeah, well, they were rulers back then.

1478
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,120
It's just like the Moors back going to Italy.

1479
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,120
The Moors went everywhere though.

1480
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,120
That's what I was saying.

1481
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,120
Everybody loves to say the Moors went to Italy.

1482
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,120
They were all, they were conquered a lot of shit.

1483
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,120
Oh yeah, they did.

1484
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,120
It's just like that.

1485
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,120
Glad it's the Moor lover over here.

1486
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,120
What's that movie?

1487
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,120
What?

1488
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,120
Oh man.

1489
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,120
I don't know how to say a quote from it.

1490
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,120
The Moors.

1491
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,120
No, what the hell is that?

1492
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,120
The Moors.

1493
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,120
What was that movie with the?

1494
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,120
Oh, fucking, I know what you're talking about.

1495
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:14,120
You know what, the Italians were spawning Nigerians?

1496
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,120
Yeah, yeah, with, not with, Christian Slater.

1497
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,120
Christian Slater.

1498
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,120
Yes, what the fucking soprano dude?

1499
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,120
No, it was one of Tarantino's movies.

1500
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,120
Oh, fuck man, people are going to be scratching at the shit.

1501
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,120
Oh, with the white black dude?

1502
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,120
California.

1503
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,120
Ball fiction?

1504
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,120
Yeah, no, no, no.

1505
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,120
What's that, what's the Wiggers name?

1506
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,120
Rapaport.

1507
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,120
Yeah, Michael Rapport's one of his first brand movies.

1508
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,120
And fucking, Pete was in there.

1509
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,120
They were doing funny bear bongs.

1510
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,120
Oh, that's right.

1511
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,120
He was, Tony Bear Bong?

1512
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Tony Sopranos was in it.

1513
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,120
Oh man, what the fuck?

1514
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,120
Oh shit, I just had it.

1515
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,120
Oh my god, how can my, I'm fortunate.

1516
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,120
I've seen it like a million times.

1517
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,120
I've seen it like a million times.

1518
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,120
He's an Elvis guy.

1519
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,120
And fucking, what's his nuts?

1520
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,120
The white dude with those, with the scar?

1521
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,120
Shit, man.

1522
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,120
Oh, I got to look it up, man.

1523
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,120
It can't fucking know.

1524
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,120
Oh, it must be white boy, Dave.

1525
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,120
Oh, some dreams or some dreams or,

1526
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,120
oh, what the fuck is the name of the movie?

1527
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,120
Do you know Tarantino movies?

1528
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Have you seen Tarantino movies?

1529
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,120
No, not many.

1530
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,120
You, what are you having?

1531
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,120
I saw Blackfix.

1532
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:14,120
Well, I didn't for a long time, but when I got married,

1533
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,120
married after like the first year, she's like, all right.

1534
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,120
True romance.

1535
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,120
True romance.

1536
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,120
That's a classic movie, yeah.

1537
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120
She's like, yeah.

1538
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,120
Oh, it's Belki Bartakamus was in there too.

1539
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,120
So I told Donnie Enforce, just pull your pants up

1540
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,120
and come outside with your hands up.

1541
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:36,120
OMG, comma, comma, good one, comma, comma, all capitals,

1542
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,120
L-M-A-O, smile.

1543
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,120
So we're back in the good graces of Donnie Enforce,

1544
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,120
which is good because he's going to come on the pod

1545
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,120
next week with Kiki and we're going to talk about giants

1546
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,120
and stuff like that.

1547
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,120
And all the great, the feds don't see it because he's

1548
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,120
a little too much.

1549
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,120
They won't cut his head off though.

1550
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,120
That's very funny.

1551
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,120
T.I. and Tiny here are sued by women claiming they

1552
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,120
drugged her and penetrated her with rapper's big toe.

1553
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,120
Oh man.

1554
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,120
I want to know how she feels.

1555
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,120
Let me read that again for Leary because you know this story.

1556
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,120
Yeah, listen to this.

1557
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,120
I sent this to Kiki.

1558
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,120
Penetrated with his big toe.

1559
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,120
But listen, T.I. and Tiny, T.I. is a rapper.

1560
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,120
T.I. is a well known and leaded.

1561
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,120
They had like the reality show.

1562
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,120
She's the wife.

1563
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:23,120
T.I. and Tiny here is sued by woman claiming they drugged

1564
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:28,120
her and penetrated her with the rapper's T.I. big toe.

1565
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,120
This was at a house party, a Cooley O's house in 1995.

1566
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,120
I have to add that caveat in there.

1567
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,120
I just want to know how she knew he penetrated her with

1568
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,120
a big toe.

1569
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,120
Was this like, this is my,

1570
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:45,120
Well, I mean, they videotaped it obviously.

1571
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,120
Yeah, I was just going to say, was this the talk of the party?

1572
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,120
Like T.I. was like smell my toe.

1573
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,120
They probably all watched.

1574
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,120
They probably all watched.

1575
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,120
They were probably laughing.

1576
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,120
Get it with the big toe, T.I.

1577
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,120
Black guys don't wear sandals.

1578
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,120
You see, I mean, he's got to take it.

1579
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,120
I mean, the weird thing is they walk around with stinky toe

1580
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,120
all night.

1581
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,120
No, but whenever you see porn, they always got shoes on.

1582
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,120
Like they're ready to run in any second.

1583
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,120
Hey, I like grip though.

1584
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,120
I wear socks.

1585
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,120
Yeah, well, no, that's just it.

1586
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,120
It's good to have some grip.

1587
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,120
Kids like to get in there.

1588
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,120
If you know what I mean, Jelly Bean.

1589
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,120
That's a good idea to have shoes on.

1590
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,120
Oh, we're Timberlands.

1591
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,120
Just in case the boyfriend or husband comes home.

1592
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,120
Running shoes.

1593
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,120
There he's got new balance.

1594
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,120
The lightest things you can possibly eat.

1595
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,120
Like it's a meat factory.

1596
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,120
It's a slaughter line.

1597
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,120
Oh, man.

1598
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,120
Classic.

1599
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,120
But seriously, so then T.I.

1600
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,120
Big toe.

1601
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,120
I just think that's hilarious.

1602
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,120
Like how does that?

1603
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,120
That's what you're like, all right, fuck it.

1604
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,120
I'm going to stick my big toe in this bitch.

1605
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,120
Yeah, that's how fucked up they are.

1606
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,120
And you found somebody willing.

1607
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,120
It's just like the mudshark.

1608
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,120
And then the wife gives that big toe.

1609
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,120
Give her that big toe.

1610
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,120
Give it to her.

1611
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,120
And then the tiny's watching.

1612
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,120
Which is hilarious.

1613
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,120
Because you're usually called like a big fat guy tiny.

1614
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,120
Yeah, right?

1615
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,120
It's complete opposite.

1616
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,120
I wonder if that word called.

1617
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,120
Did she lick the toe afterwards?

1618
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,120
Yeah, right?

1619
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,120
Did she lick the toe afterwards?

1620
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,120
No, not an oxymoron, but yeah.

1621
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,120
Something like that.

1622
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,120
No, what do you call it?

1623
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,120
Big fat guy tiny.

1624
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,120
Yeah, it's what do you call that?

1625
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,120
Opposite.

1626
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,120
Well, yeah.

1627
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,120
But no, that's not there's a word for it.

1628
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,120
But that's a very funny story.

1629
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,120
Like, that's how fucked up you are with your wife.

1630
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,120
Give it a toe.

1631
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,120
You can't change it, but you can put your big toe in her tie.

1632
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,120
Yeah, yeah.

1633
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,120
Like that's the only sexual pleasure.

1634
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,120
And I'm going to completely watch.

1635
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,120
How fucked up is that shit?

1636
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,120
Because she's like a little T-Rex.

1637
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,120
She's got numbers, dude.

1638
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,120
So she's like a little T-Rex on her distance.

1639
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,120
She's a little cutie.

1640
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,120
I don't know.

1641
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,120
She's like a little roly, you know, roly bitch.

1642
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1643
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,120
Yeah, she's fat.

1644
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,120
Sorry, bro.

1645
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,120
But no, she'd be fun.

1646
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,120
I don't know about that.

1647
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,120
T-I.

1648
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,120
And then T-I.

1649
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,120
I'm not saying T-I.

1650
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,120
I know I'm just saying, well, I mean, you've got to watch, dude.

1651
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,120
Yeah.

1652
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,120
You know, whoa, I didn't know he did.

1653
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,120
Yeah.

1654
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,120
I didn't know you swung both ways.

1655
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,120
I'm a little blotchy, you're honest.

1656
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,120
I'm like that upside down pineapple tattoo.

1657
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,120
Dude, that's like, that was a big Lebowski.

1658
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,120
Where Bunny, Bunny like blowing my toes.

1659
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,120
With your toes?

1660
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,120
Yeah.

1661
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,120
And then what's his name's in the background?

1662
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,120
Yeah.

1663
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,120
Oh, yeah.

1664
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,120
What's his Seymour Hoffman?

1665
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,120
Yeah.

1666
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,120
Philip Seymour Hoffman.

1667
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,120
$1000 bucks, I'll suck your dick.

1668
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,120
And it's just 100 bucks he can watch.

1669
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,120
Otherwise he's going to believe you.

1670
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,120
I am going to the ATM.

1671
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,120
Yeah.

1672
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,120
Where's the closest ATM?

1673
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,120
Seymour Hoffman was great, that was what we did.

1674
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,120
He was great.

1675
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,120
Dude Boogie Knight, he was the man also.

1676
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,120
I did.

1677
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,120
But RIP, Philly S, PSH, right?

1678
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,120
Philip Seymour Hoffman.

1679
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,120
Yeah, he's a dope too.

1680
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,120
You know what?

1681
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,120
And it was probably fentanyl.

1682
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,120
It was, no, it wasn't fentanyl, it was heroin before it was fentanyl.

1683
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,120
Yeah, that's a good one.

1684
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,120
He got busted.

1685
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,120
He got good bags.

1686
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,120
He got good shit.

1687
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,120
If a boy's going to relapse, if a boy's going to relapse.

1688
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,120
He had good shit.

1689
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,120
You know?

1690
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,120
Well, no, because he had 70 bags.

1691
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,120
If you got something like that, yeah.

1692
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,120
If you got good shit, you're getting it.

1693
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,120
But it doesn't matter how much shit he has, you just keep doing it.

1694
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,120
You got money.

1695
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,120
Yeah.

1696
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,120
You're buying him bulk.

1697
00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120
Exactly.

1698
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,120
I know.

1699
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,120
But he did multiple ATM runs.

1700
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,120
You don't got to tell me.

1701
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,120
That'll mean he has to buy us.

1702
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,120
Dude, I guess I had self-control.

1703
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,120
Oh, man.

1704
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,120
To an extent.

1705
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,120
To an extent.

1706
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,120
I always had to work.

1707
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,120
I always had to shoot.

1708
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,120
I had self-control.

1709
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:21,120
But I only did 80 milligrams of AXI every day for six months.

1710
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,120
I controlled the drugs.

1711
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,120
To start the day off.

1712
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,120
I didn't let the drugs control me, man.

1713
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,120
I controlled the drugs.

1714
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,120
I still worked every fucking day.

1715
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,120
That's cool.

1716
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,120
I know.

1717
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,120
Listen to Larry.

1718
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,120
He's like, what's that work?

1719
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,120
But here's another thing, though.

1720
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,120
I've done all those things, too.

1721
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,120
Like worked every day still on that shit.

1722
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,120
But that didn't mean I was not out of control.

1723
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,120
Larry, when was the last time you had a job?

1724
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,120
Oh, no.

1725
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,120
I'm not saying I wasn't out of control.

1726
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,120
I wasn't saying I was out of control.

1727
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,120
When I was talking about tour, Larry, we were talking about a job.

1728
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,120
But that's a lot of work.

1729
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,120
And I would have to go cold turkey.

1730
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,120
Larry, I asked you a question.

1731
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,120
You turned it always into I was on tour one day.

1732
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,120
That's my work.

1733
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,120
That's the last fucking word.

1734
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,120
No, it wasn't.

1735
00:53:55,120 --> 00:54:01,120
Larry, when you had a job that gave you a four or what do you call it?

1736
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,120
What's it called?

1737
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,120
What's the form?

1738
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,120
1099.

1739
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,120
1099.

1740
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,120
When I worked at like, what's the year, Larry?

1741
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,120
I don't know.

1742
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,120
1960.

1743
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,120
No, man.

1744
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,120
Like four or four.

1745
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,120
This guy just folds under a question.

1746
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,120
I don't know how many years ago.

1747
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,120
He's like, I'm still not fucking...

1748
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:19,120
Remember when I fucking played guitar at Pop Bellies?

1749
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,120
Remember when I played guitar at Pop Bellies?

1750
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,120
They didn't give you a 1099.

1751
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,120
Remember when I worked at the music store?

1752
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,120
Yeah, that was what 1987.

1753
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,120
No way.

1754
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,120
Oh, 1992.

1755
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,120
You and Franchi and his kids would come in there all the time.

1756
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,120
I would fucking hook them up with the guitar.

1757
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,120
What was the date?

1758
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,120
That was fucking in the 2000s.

1759
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,120
You didn't even know the year.

1760
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,120
The year was like 2006, 2007.

1761
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,120
So it was 20 years ago.

1762
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,120
I think you're fabricating that.

1763
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,120
Dude, Sugar Baby Winter is in full effect.

1764
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,120
He's got a new $600 guitar.

1765
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,120
I worked after that, motherfucker.

1766
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:56,120
Dude, Sugar Baby Winter, where did you get the $600 to get a guitar, Harry?

1767
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,120
Look at him.

1768
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,120
Look at him.

1769
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,120
He's folding under question.

1770
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,120
I got my hustle.

1771
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,120
I should move the light closer to him.

1772
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,120
I got my hustle.

1773
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,120
I got my hustle.

1774
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,120
I don't want to talk about my hustle.

1775
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,120
I know.

1776
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,120
I have so many good gay jokes right now, but I can't say them.

1777
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,120
Dude, I'll tell you what.

1778
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,120
After I got raided.

1779
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,120
Oh, shit.

1780
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,120
Dude, after I got raided by the cops.

1781
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,120
After I got raided by the FBI guys.

1782
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:24,120
Dude, after I went through all my shit, I'm like, dude, these fuckers don't know what I said.

1783
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,120
Dude, everything was everywhere.

1784
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,120
Yeah, they made it my prison wallet.

1785
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,120
No, they did.

1786
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,120
I'm like, wait a minute.

1787
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,120
They didn't find this.

1788
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,120
They didn't find that.

1789
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,120
Dude, so much shit.

1790
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,120
Yeah, so he narked his ass out.

1791
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,120
That's the problem, man.

1792
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,120
But I wanted to go back to the cops and be like, listen.

1793
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,120
You guys are idiots.

1794
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,120
Here, $20,000.

1795
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,120
You can hire me as a consultant.

1796
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,120
I'll teach you guys how to fucking search.

1797
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,120
How the fucking search is even better.

1798
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:50,120
I don't want to tell Mike, you guys are fucking clown.

1799
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,120
You guys are a shit show.

1800
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,120
How many guys were just fucking raided in my fucking place?

1801
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,120
What is it called when you give advice or what is it called?

1802
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,120
Consultant.

1803
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,120
Yeah.

1804
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,120
Oh, man.

1805
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:04,120
KKK Kiki's Consultant Corner.

1806
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,120
Seriously, I wanted just to rub it in your face.

1807
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,120
Iron cross in the back.

1808
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,120
I wanted to rub it in your face.

1809
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,120
I'm like, you guys didn't.

1810
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,120
You guys, you know, 20 K here.

1811
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,120
You guys did this all wrong.

1812
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,120
If you're going to raid me, this is how you do it.

1813
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,120
It's best to just keep it to yourself.

1814
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,120
Now, well, yeah, of course I did.

1815
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,120
Honestly, I know you did.

1816
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,120
I wanted to just go rubbing it in.

1817
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,120
You guys fucking, here, I'll judge you this much for insulting

1818
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,120
because you don't want the shit you fucking missed at my fucking place.

1819
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,120
Well, the thing is, too, like they're warrant.

1820
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,120
Allegedly.

1821
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,120
Yeah, allegedly.

1822
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,120
Because they're warrant is only good for that day.

1823
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,120
$24.

1824
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,120
They get another one if they really need it.

1825
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,120
If they think they need one.

1826
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,120
I mean, it's not like you have some big drug cart.

1827
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1828
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,120
You have a huge cart top on burn.

1829
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,120
You know what I mean?

1830
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:49,120
Like, well, all your thing all charges were dropped.

1831
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:53,120
Well, yeah, but you were doing your thing and somebody didn't like what you were doing.

1832
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,120
And you know, try to take the competition out.

1833
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,120
Oh, what was that?

1834
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,120
That's bullshit.

1835
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,120
Oh, yeah, no, it sucks.

1836
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,120
I thought Larry was making a statement.

1837
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,120
Oh, dude, that was just the first time, too.

1838
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,120
Now, see, look at this guy.

1839
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,120
People ran into you.

1840
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,120
Bad company.

1841
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,120
Yeah.

1842
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,120
No, no, no, the second time.

1843
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,120
Oh, fuck, dude.

1844
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:14,120
This is the second time I was in Butte County in Montana, not Orville.

1845
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,120
Plates called Yankee Hill and Orville.

1846
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,120
Wait, what are you talking about?

1847
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,120
What state?

1848
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,120
California.

1849
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,120
Okay, Jesus Christ.

1850
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,120
It's right by the Orville.

1851
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,120
Orville, yeah, yeah, County.

1852
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,120
Oh, no, holy shit.

1853
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,120
So I won't go.

1854
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,120
Worst storyteller.

1855
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,120
You and Larry have been hit.

1856
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:32,120
No, so I will you wake up, dude, it gets summertime.

1857
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,120
It gets hot as fuck.

1858
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,120
Yeah.

1859
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,120
So you know, in the can.

1860
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,120
North Hill.

1861
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,120
Yeah, North Hill.

1862
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,120
Humble County.

1863
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,120
I think I want to have from Sacramento.

1864
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,120
North of Sacramento.

1865
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,120
Oh, wait up there.

1866
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,120
Oh, yeah.

1867
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,120
Oh, it's beautiful.

1868
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,120
Dude, beautiful country, man.

1869
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,120
I bet.

1870
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,120
I've never been there far north in California.

1871
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,120
I've only been in like LA, San Diego.

1872
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,120
It's beautiful.

1873
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,120
Oh, San Francisco, shit like that.

1874
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,120
But we had 45 acres.

1875
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:00,120
Oh, speaking of that, Golden Gate Bridge started construction today.

1876
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,120
What do you mean they started construction?

1877
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,120
The Golden Gate Bridge started construction.

1878
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,120
I'm sorry.

1879
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,120
Keep on going.

1880
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,120
You're going to a bunch of weed up there.

1881
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:13,720
And you know, you started six o'clock, you worked to about 10 and then you go take a nap

1882
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,120
till about three o'clock.

1883
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,120
Because two fucks is that.

1884
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,120
And it stinks like smoke because there's so many damn fires up there in the summertime.

1885
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,000
So it stinks like smoke.

1886
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
But it's so yes.

1887
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Air quality shit.

1888
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Hot as fuck.

1889
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Yeah.

1890
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
So you do all your work in the morning.

1891
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,640
So I wake up six o'clock, get my coffee going.

1892
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,120
I get a Red Bull going.

1893
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,120
Correct my Red Bull.

1894
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:35,120
I opened the front door to go get hop on the dirt bike to drive down to the.

1895
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,120
Crop to crop and all of a sudden.

1896
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,120
Allegedly.

1897
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,120
No, no, this is real.

1898
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,120
Okay.

1899
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,120
Well, yeah, no, it's not allegedly it's all over.

1900
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,120
It's over with.

1901
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:50,120
So well, so there's those things are gone for troopers, bulletproof, fast eight air 15

1902
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,120
sitting at my door.

1903
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,120
Oh, fuck.

1904
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:57,120
Right when I opened my door, the guy was about to pound up my door and you opened it.

1905
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,120
And I opened it.

1906
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,120
Not even, you know, luckily you didn't know.

1907
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:05,120
Crop McGaugh, because you were in the crotch and then put him in the seat.

1908
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,120
He hands me a warrant.

1909
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,120
He's like, we got a warrant.

1910
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,120
Search your property.

1911
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,120
No knock.

1912
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,120
Yeah.

1913
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,120
Well, they actually didn't have a warrant to come in your house.

1914
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,120
But they had warrants.

1915
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,120
Search my property.

1916
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,920
So I knew how crazy it was.

1917
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,920
So you know, we know, I know the neighbors.

1918
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:24,560
We all doing the same shit, but we have the trail cam set up and my neighbors like, man,

1919
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,920
it's fucked up, you know, because we check the trail cams all the time just because

1920
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,560
there's fucking people that want to rob you all the time.

1921
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:31,880
And we have one road coming in.

1922
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,880
So it's we have time to even prepare for them if they do.

1923
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:38,720
But anyways, you know, trail cams, he's like, man, my trail cams, I'm not getting anything.

1924
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,520
It's like, it's like my shit's getting erased every fucking night.

1925
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,480
And I was like, man, that's fucking strange.

1926
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,920
The cops have been fucking scoping the place for the past two weeks.

1927
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:49,720
They were trying to get the trail cams.

1928
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:50,720
Yeah.

1929
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,760
So they were fucking reset because they would set them off and then find them and that's

1930
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,000
very crazy reset them.

1931
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,320
But anyways, so then the cops like, they were actually pretty polite.

1932
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,920
And the guys like, did you know these people?

1933
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,400
And I was only up there for like two and a half, three months and they show me.

1934
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,800
I damn three months.

1935
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,800
That's pretty quick.

1936
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:09,800
Yeah.

1937
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,640
Well, that's been all of a sudden they show me these pictures and they're old pictures

1938
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:16,760
of my neighbor, but I'm like, man, like, I don't know who the fuck that is.

1939
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,400
I'm just been up here.

1940
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,640
So you get raided and your neighbors don't get raided.

1941
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,040
They're doing the same thing.

1942
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,920
Oh, no, I.

1943
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,960
I want to say they got raided to both sides.

1944
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,840
Well, I think there's three places that got raided.

1945
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:29,840
Okay.

1946
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,520
But I don't know if I was one of the first ones.

1947
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,320
So it sounds like he was going to pick it out.

1948
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,320
Oh, no.

1949
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,320
I mean, dude, there were squads everywhere.

1950
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,800
Well, but it was like they were scoping shit out.

1951
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,960
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, they were scoping shit out and they knew this guy.

1952
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:45,920
Well, they had a warrant for my place because he was seen at my property.

1953
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:46,920
So what are the old pictures?

1954
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,040
What was he wanted for?

1955
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,040
That's what I want to know.

1956
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,040
Okay.

1957
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:55,480
So that's the thing I want to show me the picture of the dude and his girlfriend.

1958
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,480
But she was.

1959
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,480
And she was all right.

1960
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,480
Yeah.

1961
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,480
I'm sure.

1962
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,480
Okay.

1963
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,080
But honestly, I didn't even realize who the hell it was.

1964
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,080
Right.

1965
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,080
Such old pictures of him.

1966
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,320
And then he said the name.

1967
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,320
I'm like, oh, fuck.

1968
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,200
But I'm like, you know, I still like, yeah, you know, I'm new up here.

1969
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,000
I haven't seen this guy for a while.

1970
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,000
I saw him the night before.

1971
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Oh, geez.

1972
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Oh, man.

1973
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,240
But no, but I was going to just hold back on that.

1974
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,040
But that's why I'm like, I didn't.

1975
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,400
I'm like, you know, I don't know.

1976
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,040
The pictures look hazy to me.

1977
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,320
I'm like, I just been up here for the past month.

1978
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,320
I really don't know.

1979
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,320
Don't see just like that.

1980
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,320
Yeah.

1981
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:29,320
That's why I just told them.

1982
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,160
But then he's like, you know, well, we're going to search the property.

1983
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,160
I'm like, well, it's not.

1984
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,560
Well, first I'm like, well, you guys here to check out the farm because I'm like, we're

1985
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,560
legit.

1986
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,560
I have all my paperwork.

1987
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,560
It's all down there.

1988
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,040
Everything is, he's like, well, we're going to check that out.

1989
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,840
But yeah, that's not why we're here.

1990
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,960
Do you know your STD paperwork?

1991
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,960
You're a scumbag.

1992
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,560
You've heard what you've been doing.

1993
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,840
No, they didn't even give a shit about the cameras.

1994
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,840
So what were they actually looking for?

1995
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,840
All right.

1996
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,960
So I think I was out, my neighbor ended up killing a dude.

1997
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,080
Oh, yeah.

1998
01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:01,240
That ran it on his brother and his brother was thrown in jail back in Sacramento.

1999
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,240
Oh, so gang members.

2000
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,240
Oh, yeah.

2001
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,000
Well, dude, I think you've met the dude.

2002
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
All right.

2003
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Well, he's called.

2004
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000
He's called.

2005
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,000
It's called.

2006
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000
It's me and this story.

2007
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Oh, yeah.

2008
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Thank you.

2009
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Because weren't you up there before?

2010
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,600
He's like, yeah, you hung out with him before.

2011
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,600
No, no, weren't you up?

2012
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:17,600
Yes.

2013
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,600
I, yes.

2014
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:19,600
Remember that whole he asked you to do?

2015
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,800
No, I was out on the farm for a little while.

2016
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:22,800
You were kissing?

2017
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:23,800
Yeah.

2018
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:24,800
No, I know.

2019
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,400
No, so anyway, it's an egregious state.

2020
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,800
No, so anyways, you know, I'm sitting out there with my binoculars, looking at my neighbor's

2021
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:37,080
property because all of a sudden I see the what the hell said the CSI truck come out.

2022
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,080
Oh, yeah.

2023
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:42,560
And the crime scene crime scene and they had cadaver dogs.

2024
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,560
Oh, man.

2025
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,800
So they found they found a vehicle that had blood in the trunk.

2026
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:48,800
The guy's Volkswagen.

2027
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,800
Wow.

2028
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,800
Your neighbor's Volkswagen.

2029
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,800
Yeah.

2030
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,800
The dude you were just hanging out the night before with murdering somebody the next day.

2031
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,800
No, no, previously.

2032
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,800
He probably murdered the guy like a few months ago.

2033
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,800
Oh, man.

2034
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,800
And it's just catching up with him.

2035
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:04,800
So I get this.

2036
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,800
So good kisser.

2037
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:06,800
Yeah.

2038
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,800
He was.

2039
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:08,800
He put up a fight.

2040
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,400
But no, but so my neighbor, he was a handicapped guy.

2041
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:17,400
So this neighbor kind of took advantage of it was growing on his property, but also buried

2042
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,520
the body on this guy's property.

2043
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,400
Oh, so yeah, very a body on a handicapped guy's property.

2044
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,400
Yeah.

2045
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,400
I mean, how stupid is that?

2046
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,900
But they connected him to it instantaneous.

2047
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:28,400
Well, they knew exactly who it was.

2048
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:32,440
You can tell by the ground, first of all, probably the dog, the dog smell.

2049
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:33,440
Yeah.

2050
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:34,440
But I mean, think about that.

2051
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,440
You're very wild.

2052
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,440
The body on a guy who's in a wheelchair.

2053
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,440
Yeah.

2054
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:39,440
I mean, how stupid is that?

2055
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,920
Well, the sad thing is that guy got fucked because his house, he had a bunch of illegal

2056
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:43,920
shit going on there.

2057
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:44,920
You know, a lot of these guys.

2058
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:49,440
Well, and the thing is to a lot of these guys in the hill country here, they're doing

2059
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,440
meth.

2060
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:51,440
They're paranoid.

2061
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,440
Yeah.

2062
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,440
So you get all that sex.

2063
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,440
Hey, I'll do meth and trim all night.

2064
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,440
Well, I don't think so.

2065
01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,440
Well, yeah, I'm gonna freak out.

2066
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,440
You wish.

2067
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,240
Yeah, but I don't know what they do.

2068
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,240
Stuff people up there.

2069
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:08,560
And I'll tell you what, like the first time I met this guy, his name was Paul, but what

2070
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,960
he ended up committing suicide back in Minnesota, like months later.

2071
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:13,960
Uh-huh.

2072
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,640
Because he knew the cops were out looking for it.

2073
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,640
Yeah.

2074
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:17,640
Wow.

2075
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,640
Committed suicide over it.

2076
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:19,640
Yeah.

2077
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,640
Jails and situations were bad.

2078
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,320
But anyway, the first day I met this guy, so I drive up to his property probably like

2079
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,560
10 o'clock at night because I drove all the way up from San Diego.

2080
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:32,000
So I drive up there and he, you know, I think he was all methed out because...

2081
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000
You think?

2082
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:37,040
After I get in the house, two seconds later, knocking the fucking door, he's sitting there

2083
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,440
with an air 15 and a shotgun in his hand.

2084
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,360
Oh, Jesus, you think this guy was methed out?

2085
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,000
Yeah, I'm like, Jesus Christ.

2086
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,680
He's like, right, what are you doing here?

2087
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,680
Oh, you?

2088
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:46,680
Yeah.

2089
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,960
I'm like, well, because, you know, buddy, Howie told me he's like, you know, he's...

2090
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,440
Let's not use real names anymore.

2091
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:58,000
This is a made up name, but he's like, he's probably going to meet you up there.

2092
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,240
He'll, you know, he's watching the place and this and that.

2093
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,240
So he knocks in the door.

2094
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,560
I'm like, oh, you, what's his name?

2095
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,120
He's like, yeah, like, I'm listening.

2096
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,120
He's like, oh, all right.

2097
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:08,960
So he starts unloading all the guns he had on him on the table.

2098
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:09,960
Pulling like...

2099
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,840
So he's going to World War three.

2100
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,640
That guy with the trench coat with the watches and shit.

2101
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:18,840
Let me hear like four hand guns on him, an air 15, a shotgun.

2102
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,720
Then he had like some mini, some shotgun out of his...

2103
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,800
You can see the shells sticking out on the air.

2104
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,800
Holy fuck.

2105
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,680
And I knew right away, like, all right, this guy's fucked up.

2106
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,680
Keep him on your good side.

2107
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,520
So going to those guys, he knows fucked up.

2108
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,680
Oh, yeah, they have guns in there probably loaded or...

2109
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,760
Whenever he came by, like, whatever he needed, I'm like, buddy, whatever you need.

2110
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,760
I'm an electrician.

2111
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,760
I'll help you out.

2112
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,720
I'm like, come by, I'll get some beers, those barbecue.

2113
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,760
I just, those are one of those guys he's like...

2114
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,760
It's going to kill you if they get on their bad side.

2115
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,080
That's a thing I always wanted in his head, like, man, this guy always gave me beers and

2116
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,080
food.

2117
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,080
All right.

2118
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:53,080
Yeah, I'm not going to kill him.

2119
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,080
He had to kill him last.

2120
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,080
Right.

2121
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,280
So when he goes off the deep end, hopefully he'll get your house.

2122
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,280
Yeah, he thinks last second.

2123
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,280
Oh, wait a minute, man.

2124
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,280
Oh, yeah, he gave me some beers.

2125
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:03,280
He's got some really bloody shit and he comes to your door.

2126
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,000
He's like, hey, I want a barbecue.

2127
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Yeah.

2128
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,280
But no, oh dude, he was just out of his mind.

2129
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,280
Cut fucking me, man.

2130
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,280
That's crazy.

2131
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,000
Well, that's what happens.

2132
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,760
When the cool thing was too, even the cops are like, all right, man, I'm like, yeah,

2133
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,800
they fucking just, everything was cool.

2134
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:21,000
And they just, after the body, after they found it.

2135
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Wow.

2136
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,640
And I actually, we had a gold mine on our property.

2137
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:24,640
I'm like, I'm just...

2138
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:25,640
A gold mine.

2139
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:26,640
I mean, like...

2140
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,640
Oh yeah, we had a gold black man.

2141
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:28,640
Well, in the cool thing...

2142
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:29,640
Northern California.

2143
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,640
Well, we had black bears too.

2144
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:31,640
That was...

2145
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,640
We had golden black bears.

2146
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:33,640
This guy's talking about...

2147
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:34,640
Did I just say golden?

2148
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:35,640
Did I?

2149
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:36,640
No, it was gold.

2150
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:37,640
Gold mine.

2151
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:38,640
Gold mine.

2152
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,640
Yeah.

2153
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:40,640
And black bears.

2154
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:41,640
It wasn't, I mean, there was gold in it though.

2155
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,000
The cool thing, we saw there was quartz all over the place.

2156
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,320
So we know there was some people have found gold, just walking, hiking and shit.

2157
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,320
Like, you know, little pieces.

2158
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,560
But you're interested in the cash crop.

2159
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:52,560
Yeah.

2160
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,920
Well, but even the gold mine, it was deep.

2161
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:58,200
Like we were scared to go in there because you could see fresh bear scat.

2162
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,680
And the crazy thing was...

2163
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,200
This sounds like a euphemism.

2164
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,200
Yeah.

2165
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,200
Yeah.

2166
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:09,760
I mean, this, this mine was probably, you know, like 300, 400 feet from the actual house.

2167
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,480
But you know, we had trail cam set up.

2168
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,320
We never, I never saw the bears in person.

2169
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,320
But you saw them on the camera.

2170
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:15,320
Yeah, you were watching the bear in person, man.

2171
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,640
But you, while you see the mama bear and two cubs.

2172
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,640
Oh, yeah.

2173
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,640
That's what you get.

2174
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:20,640
So that's what I was like.

2175
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,640
Smokes, man.

2176
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:22,640
Yeah.

2177
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,640
Well, I always made sure whenever I was near it.

2178
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,640
I thought you didn't want to run into any bear.

2179
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:25,640
It was 40 acres or 45 acres.

2180
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,640
So we always, I always had a dirt bike right now.

2181
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:28,640
Yeah.

2182
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,120
So just in case I saw a bear, I was on a dirt bike, I could hightail the fuck out of there.

2183
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,120
Yeah.

2184
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,120
And they could run pretty damn fast.

2185
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,120
Oh, they run 35 miles an hour.

2186
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,120
No.

2187
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,120
They run way faster.

2188
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,120
And up trees.

2189
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,120
Yeah.

2190
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,880
They're two inches long, you're fucked.

2191
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:42,880
If you don't have a gun, you're fucked.

2192
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,320
I mean, I know this on a big gun, high caliber.

2193
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,720
You have to have a 9, you have to have 50 cal 40.

2194
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,200
No, if you have a 10 mil or a 44 mag.

2195
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,880
No, if the bear is coming at you.

2196
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:55,400
Well, no, that's where the old expression comes from, loaded for bear.

2197
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,400
Yeah.

2198
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,400
No, I've never heard that.

2199
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,400
You've never heard that.

2200
01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,400
Loaded for bear.

2201
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,400
44 mag was usually a bear gun.

2202
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:01,400
Wow.

2203
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,400
But now 10 mil, like a hand.

2204
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,400
That's a 30 hairy gun too, the 44 mag.

2205
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,400
Yeah.

2206
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,760
I mean, that's because it's high pressure, high velocity, and you can actually like penetrate

2207
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:10,760
it.

2208
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,240
Well, the thing is like shell in the round is yeah.

2209
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:15,200
Well, the thing is that you want to sell it even 10 mil because you can have 15 rounds

2210
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,520
and they're smaller than 44.

2211
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:17,520
Yeah.

2212
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,400
Larry, but the thing is 108.

2213
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:24,200
You want to you want to basically hit that bear spine so they can stop moving.

2214
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,440
Otherwise, they're going to take you out.

2215
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,760
So it's like you want your aim.

2216
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,640
You're going to stop them in the tracks or your fire.

2217
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:34,040
Well, you're hoping you're in the nervous system where it takes them out instantly.

2218
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:37,760
Yes, and the odds of you running into a bear are slim to nil.

2219
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,400
But when you do boy.

2220
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,400
Yeah.

2221
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,400
No shirt.

2222
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,600
Nick was on vacation with his girlfriend, man.

2223
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,080
They were in Tennessee and they're sitting around hanging around.

2224
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,120
They took a little walk away from their car.

2225
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:49,120
They're hanging out.

2226
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,040
All of a sudden, he noticed they're surrounded by like eight bears.

2227
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,040
Oh, eight bears.

2228
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,040
Come on.

2229
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,040
Yeah.

2230
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:56,040
And you know, they weren't giant ones.

2231
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,040
You're not talking about the Chicago Gang and bears.

2232
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,040
Yeah.

2233
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,040
They're white.

2234
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,040
They're white.

2235
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,040
They went back to the car.

2236
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,040
If there's eight bears, what kind of formation are they doing?

2237
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,040
They're doing phallics.

2238
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,040
Are they doing behind you?

2239
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,040
No, man.

2240
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,040
They weren't completely surrounded.

2241
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,040
But eight bears is a lot.

2242
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:19,040
They just started to notice there's a bear right there.

2243
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,040
Holy shit.

2244
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,040
I want no shirt.

2245
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,040
Nick, the fact check is a story.

2246
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,040
Now, I believe in Tennessee.

2247
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,040
To Tennessee, the Smoky Mountains.

2248
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:27,040
There's bears all over.

2249
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,040
Yeah.

2250
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,040
Dude, last time I was in the small, dude, this was fantastic.

2251
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,040
So I was in the first dude.

2252
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,040
Yeah.

2253
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,040
Well, that's another story.

2254
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:37,040
But we were in Gatlinburg going to a restaurant.

2255
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,040
My two, my buddy was taking my buddy was taking a piss.

2256
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:45,040
And all of a sudden I see like some big fatties running down the street.

2257
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,040
Everybody's running.

2258
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,040
You and fatties, dude.

2259
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,040
What's going on?

2260
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:49,040
That's what happened.

2261
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,040
Fattie Magnet.

2262
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,040
Yeah.

2263
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:56,040
Well, all these people are running through running, running to stores.

2264
01:09:56,040 --> 01:10:01,040
And then all of a sudden I see a bear just came out of nowhere and then hightailed up

2265
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,040
an alley towards like a dumpster.

2266
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,040
It's just sweet with the shirt off.

2267
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:06,040
How big was he?

2268
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,040
Yeah.

2269
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,040
Pretty big.

2270
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:09,040
Yeah.

2271
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,040
It was a decent size bear.

2272
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,040
Oh, the bears are fucking fucking big.

2273
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,040
But it was like big.

2274
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:16,040
No shirt, Nick said there was like a couple of big ones and a bunch of smaller ones.

2275
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:21,040
But not, you know, babies or nothing, but you know, a little smaller than the big motherfuckers.

2276
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,040
And on that note, let's close it out.

2277
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,040
Yeah.

2278
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:29,040
All right, I want to think times free clinic, automotive, automotive.

2279
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,040
I can take you.

2280
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:32,040
Man.

2281
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:44,040
I want to think times free clinic, automotive and veterinary services for sponsoring us.

2282
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,040
They got the best service around.

2283
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,040
They really do.

2284
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,040
I mean, you really need that for anything.

2285
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,040
It's fucking.

2286
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,040
I mean, look at it, man.

2287
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,040
It's like this is a new sponsor.

2288
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,040
I mean, I'm going to show you.

2289
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:56,040
They sponsor everything.

2290
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,040
I know.

2291
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:01,040
It's a beautiful dude is sometimes you're just a little discombobulated.

2292
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:06,040
If your syphilis is a kick in and you're in your pool of fishing.

2293
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:08,040
Oh, times free clinic.

2294
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,040
That's a shout out to El Capone.

2295
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,040
Get your back.

2296
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,040
Yeah.

2297
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:14,040
But yeah, Larry doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

2298
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:17,040
All right, Larry, play us out with the with the intro.

2299
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,040
How's that?

2300
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,040
The Yucca.

2301
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:20,040
Yeah.

2302
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,040
Can you do a reggae version?

2303
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,040
There you go.

2304
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:23,040
There is going to do.

2305
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:27,040
I'm trying to talk Larry into a ukulele album called go you yourself.

2306
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,040
Yeah.

2307
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:31,040
We've been doing this for years.

2308
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,040
All right.

2309
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:33,040
Here's the reggae version.

2310
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:36,040
It's time to leave the Larry Needle show.

2311
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,040
Love it.

2312
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,040
Amazing.

2313
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:43,040
Bring out the white women.

2314
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,040
That's what we want.

2315
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,040
Yeah.

2316
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,040
Dude, that's totally the right version.

2317
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:50,040
Don't make haste.

2318
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,040
Because we have the cocaine paste.

2319
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,040
Slavery.

2320
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,040
Not good.

2321
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,040
But it pays the bills.

2322
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:57,040
Larry.

2323
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,040
Watch your kids from the Larry.

2324
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,040
Needles.

2325
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,040
Sorry.

2326
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:02,040
Needles.

2327
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,040
No.

2328
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:04,040
Love you guys.

2329
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,040
That was awesome.

2330
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:06,040
Totally reggae version.

2331
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:07,040
I love it.

2332
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,040
Yeah.

2333
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,040
Thank you.

2334
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:10,040
We love you.

2335
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:11,040
That was awesome.

2336
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,040
Totally reggae version.

2337
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,040
I love it.

2338
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,040
Yeah.

2339
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,040
Thank you.

2340
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,040
We love you.

2341
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,040
That was awesome.

2342
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,040
Totally reggae version.

2343
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,040
I love it.

2344
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,040
Thank you.

2345
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,040
We love you.

2346
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,040
That was fantastic.

2347
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,040
Have a great night.

2348
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,040
And hey, fucking tell someone about this show.

2349
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,040
Tell somebody.

2350
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:28,040
What are you doing?

2351
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:29,040
It's salty.

2352
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,040
It hurts.

2353
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:49,040
It hurts.

