Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show
All right everybody hey welcome to Larry Needles show I'm Larry I'm needles and we got Kiki with us today
What are you doing sucker? I'm doing fantastic. He's becoming a
Unregular I like it Donnie and for fucking I'm scondid from us because I love the job
We're gonna shoot him so we need to see how it goes. Oh
He's like Larry. I'm not doing this show anymore. They're gonna chop my head off
I'm like who is gonna chop your head off. They're coming to they're gonna chop my head off
What are they gonna chop it off with he's got a sick-ass net. I know I mean that's a big-ass hacksaw
Hopefully they do you would need a hacksaw. They know they have to do them like
One of those ones with the hard rigid spine on the back those saws that have an extra he needs a chain
Would be fucking awesome and remember these have the little guillotines or you put your finger in it
Yeah, but no it's fake it would go around a marine antler Marie Antoinette shit
And as you can see the American flag is upside down in distress in distress because our country is in distress Larry
Yeah, ask me why like well cuz they cuz like Marie Antoinette. I think they said let them eat cock
And holding transgender things. I mean you would know that oh, yeah
Patron saint the patron saint of Boys
You see my you seen the statue
Everybody's just rubbing his ass
It's like Lincoln it's like Lincoln knows at the memorial. It's all shiny and shit like the statues all
You know tiredness, but my ass is as shiny as could be from people that film saying from them
What's that one grave site where like they think it's
They're like the cocks all shiny because the women think it's not a grave site
It's a statue of something in the man where is but yeah, they think it's like the Rome some fertility
Ah, so they rub. Yeah, yeah, it's all shiny from and they take pictures in front of it
And that people are proud of doing it which is very hilarious. I stroked off the statue
Wait a second, what'd you say?
You know they take out the picture and they show people I stroked the statue
Baby
Must be Hispanic you just gotta bump up against the wetdest pregnant
Yeah, per capita and maybe we just keep on letting these people in here, right?
I mean they do deserve to be here. They won't don't they yeah, right the women do
Token oh my god spoken like a true perv
Let's be honest. Yeah, let's keep it real
But the currents the current situation and what's going on in this country is appalling isn't it?
Oh, fuck. Yeah, man. There is just I mean, I don't know how people think that things are going right
I mean democracy is just getting pushed to the wayside for communism and
Fascism and people just don't want us to fucking live our lives. I really you know what I was thinking about this today
I really do think that we're in a simulation and they're just putting the screws to us and seeing how much that we
Can take hmm. You know talk about that. Well, it kind of makes sense doesn't it?
The people that create the panic are the ones that have the solution
Right well if we're in a simulation. I want to talk to the guy that's running my fucking
Oh, good luck. You got to get unplugged to get there, but who even knows I mean this could be all fictitious
I'm just saying I was thinking about it today like the stuff that they're doing to us is
It's absurd. They're literally I was reading the stuff about 5g towers
I know Larry. I don't give your medallion on Larry. Oh, yeah, you do have your 5g medallion on you could show it to the thing
And so they built these so sweet and banned 5g towers and so what what happened was they built these towers and
They were in proximity to
Housing and all like just residential housing and people were getting sick and there's an actual list on the internet
I looked this up of the side effects insomnia diarrhea
Stomach cramps like leave it. What's that?
Why are you doing that?
Just holding up my fucking logo for my band
But uh you can keep talking so these people basically the Swedish government
I mean Sweden isn't exactly great that the war looking on the forum meets there
Yeah, and they have the CERN collider, but I think they take care of their residents
They have like a universal yeah, we know what and everybody gets along with each other check this out
I was I toured with a band from Sweden for fucking like actually used for to help the people
Sorry, I swear I toured with a band from Sweden for like a month one time and check this out though
These guys whether they were signed or not
Whether they were touring or doing gigs or not
they literally got paid to practice because it was an art form and
the government would buy them their guitars buy them the drums pay for fucking practice place and
And
Everybody likes so okay, no matter the like if you're
Fucking Paul McCartney and you wait listen listen
You could be the Beatles or the Rolling Stones getting paid up here
And you could be Larry Jones like me down here not getting anything and they take all the money
It's pretty equally to all the bands so the ones that are high earners are fucking kicking down to the ones who are should be
But no, dude, that's communism. No
Yeah, so you would complain about that though
You're on the road, but you know why they can actually do that and be successful doing it
They make a lot of money
They're pretty small well no because and there's not fucking people milk in this is right
Everybody they all work. They're all white. Here's the problem. They're all
Say it. They're all white. I don't know about that
But they're all white with banks come on the most corrupt banks ever. Well, that's not anything. They're neutral. They're neutral on everything
Yeah, that allows them to be as corrupt as they can possibly be
Yeah, because I mean why didn't we're fighting fucking Hitler and Vade Sweden?
You know what I mean because it is money hidden
It was more than money
They're producing the heavy water for the nukes. Yeah, well, which is crazy. I love the new set work
It's heavy water, which is heavy water is this they had heavy water on Batman. Did you guys ever see the 1966 Batman movie?
1966 yeah, the original one you fucking old balls, you know the real Batman not these cunts that they used
Yeah, Adam West the God of Batman
Don't talk trash about Adam. Oh, I don't want this is
My friend my cousin candy my cousin candy was really good friends with Bert Ward and her name was Robin
Yeah, okay, come on. She was really good friends with the team like she was really good. She was good friends with Aerosmith, too
Yeah
There was four four originals
And I could name them well one was an MJ, right? Yeah
Then the did learn the did learn that you
Look at these sausages, I'm gonna do it. Oh, yeah, you know speaking of 5g though France actually told Apple
They weren't gonna allow their iPhone 5 because it was too high on the Richter scale whatever they call it. I mean there were too many
Whatever whatever that it's a I don't know what the scale is
Yeah, I don't know what it exudes but all I know is that if you live in close proximity to it like we were talking about
Oh, you're gonna have problems. It's definitely just like if you live by high tension wires. Yes, it's a lot of cancer
Well, the whole thing is we always talk about this like Hitler. Hi, Hitler. Oh fucking said
Oh, okay, Larry. No, no, no, no, that's not true. No, how he blurs a guy that we listen to Hitler. Yeah
He's a podcaster. He's a cool guy. He's a flat earth there and he's a real smart guy and I love him
Also does he puts the footwork in any makes movies, which are amazing. His movies are great. They're very good
Very very good. He's one of the greatest fucking little documentary makers out there that doesn't have any money
Well, no, he really
Sourcing and shit. No, I know I know I'm saying he doesn't have finance
Rich
He does show you that if you're a flat earth or you can get laid
Friends out there
Getting back to fucking what you know these these 5G towers, which is so funny that birds the migration they avoid these things now
Fucks up their migration. Well fucks up their sine waves. Yes, and now check this out
Not only the 5G towers, but also the
Suicide bottle
Pinwheel things the windmills, okay
Those fucking kill eagles and other birds, but there's some birds that are afraid to
Cross the path of those things. Yes, so they fucked up their whole migration system
It's fucked with the jet stream. It's fucking up everything all of those wind farms which create more fucking
Garbage than anything else out there. I know a guy for you
You can only bury those blades. Yeah, you can't fucking burn them
You can't fucking do nothing now the materials that they're made out of are non recyclable
I actually just did see something that some country figured out how to do something break them down
Yeah, it costs 70 billion dollars for one
But yeah, but who the hell's gonna ship up to a certain country that all they will exactly it's more commerce for everybody
Yeah, do you think that you think that what's good for the economy people would invest in rather than killing people because that's what
Here's the other thing to this fucking. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. This fucking tick-tock thing
It's outrageous that did you see okay? I don't have tick-tock China wants the password. Well, no, they're getting them people are just giving them
Like the whole Apple ID for the phone, but we want your apple ID well, no, we don't want it
I know you give now and I mean around you give ID now
That's what I mean doesn't it right now that we're fucking Russia and China's bitch
Like it's I'll tell you what I don't mind being Russia's
Dollar and a fucking crazy rate Putin is pretty fucking hot
Okay, I don't mind being you and we always talk about this
It'd be you know, I would vote for Jones with his shirt off and Kim Jong-un with his shirt off all on a horse
Wait except I would have one of them at all
I would have one of those suits on though. They give you fake muscles like a gimp suit
That's my muscle suit. Yeah
They on
That's all right, oh
I mean we're really being just destroyed from the inside of our own government
Governments letting it happen. Well, no, they're not letting it happen. They're doing it
Well, they're actually doing it part of it
We were just talking about they keep shipping migrants in New York City and they can our government can't stop it
It's coming from a border and then it fucking comes here. You can't stop it at the border
Yeah, I mean are you that fucking retard?
Oh, no, that's a thing I used to cross the border every day for a year and a half
Well, look at my
I smuggled people and drugs. No, I don't want to do that right now
Good idea Larry
And everything
Here's called the white lawyers upstairs if you got a white coyote
He's called the white coyote
Way to coyote
There's a bunch of stories there
but
So so now okay, no, yeah
There's a circle across the country. They just keep shipping them around and around and around
Yeah, let's see how they do it. Let's see there's someone in fucking Montana. They want to fuck these kids
All right, send them over there. Okay. Now someone in Florida wants to fuck these kids. All right, send them over there
All right, so now it's someone in Wisconsin. That's a lot of the flow of fucking crazy
There were 2.2 million illegals that came over the border last year, dude
There's more than that. No, that's what they counted. That's what I'm saying. You gotta say fucking about eight times more than that
Yeah, yeah, I don't know about eight dude these fuckers have their hands
We actually have numbers on these people because these cities are actually taking count of them
But they don't know where they're going should tattoo the numbers right on their forehead
So there are these cock suckers are I mean
Forehead because they can wear a certain camp, right? That's what we should do. That always works out. Well, don't worry
They'll have one and we'll be in it. I'm gonna talk to fucking. Yeah, we're gonna be in one zoom
I'm gonna talk to a whirlpool and we'll get some big ovens made
And then you know, okay? Okay, uncle eight off. Oh
Yeah, eight off true dough
eight off Mon you
So it was Christmas time you guys all know probably who watched our Christmas episode
You're probably glad to see that needles didn't commit suicide. I am alive. I was good. I said I was gonna shoot myself on camera when I didn't
For even it's a plug-in holiday, but no sure he even born
I'll tell you I do like watching Christmas movies like Christmas
Vacation Christmas vacation what Christmas vacation and vacation what's the
Original gas planes trains and automobiles
Cuts a classic hey, he's like they were driving the wrong way in the highway
Dude classic I didn't see it
Oh, you know, so what happens is John Candy. All right. No, he's probably lying to me right?
Okay, listen, he's an international shipper. Okay, so what he does is he goes to China. All right
What do you mean bullshit? Okay, so he goes to China and he sells rubber dishclubs
All right, and he's also accessories for rubber dishclubs like they have these knuckle pads that go on them
So you can scrub the dishes and do them at the same time and then they have an ice pack on the wrist
So when you get hit you can just hold it up to your eye. Oh my god
That last part I was
Something I know you always tell me the wrong fucking things about these movies. I'll tell you what I saw
I saw a wonderful life. I saw the one with the kid with the Santa Claus is like a shooty-riot
Santa oh, no, I'll shoot your I'll Christmas story. Yeah
Oh, yeah, that's a classic. Oh, yeah, and then I saw a wonderful life must be front
right Italian
Must be Italian
Yeah, I just want to say there's a kid. There's a YouTube streaming show called caribou heart TV my band cataconic
I'm gonna fucking give him a side cataconic
Second are you doing ads in the middle of our fucking plan on caribou heart TV on New Year's Eve? So tune into that
I think he's got a timer every 30 minutes. It goes on royalties
You can get there already own 25 25% I came up with them a 51%
So here's what happened me and I got a song
I'm talking I got a song of one of the many songs about getting high and I say this one line where I say we're catatonic and
Needle says you should say cataconic Larry and I said no
I'm not gonna change the words of my song, but I am gonna use that fucking word for the name of my band
See look at that's how fucking that's how rock and roll
That's how the and then every time I fucking have a sticker or sell a t-shirt or make a new song needles like I want
They would have them practice like and or they would play on 4th of July in the backyard
And I would get on the microphone right in the middle of the set and I'd be like I made the name
The band
51% my lawyers right over there
Even though it's still
Okay, I mean what the fuck Larry how many fucking things are we gonna do and did you change the camera come on do
I know you already did six times fuck man. That's like a thousand dollars you owe me man. Oh
Speaking of which I gotta make it up. I gotta make a huge huge apology. Yeah time fucking set me twice
No, listen, I forgot to fucking say about Tom's
Free clinic autumn or and no, I just got to say because he's pissed off
I gotta say twice during this show about Tom's
autumn
We didn't do it last
You just getting Brazilian wax
No, but listen, I mean a sugar
We need to be each death
They are pissed off because we fucking forgot to read their ad last week
I know exactly what you're talking about. Okay, so we've been doing everybody out there Tom's free clinic automotive
In veterinary services my jingle right now. No, you're not gonna do the jingle
I just want to say I want to apologize to Tom and everybody don't forget about Tom's he's like Barbara Streisand a showstopper
What the fuck
and
My god, this is what I got to deal with you guys do what he remembers
So I got a great story and this is you know what this one is definitely. I'm so happy it came
At the end of the year
Let me see
This is the story is this um, what side story about how needles got hooked on dope. No
So the bite administration spends taxpayer dollars on ballroom dancing program to have lift transgender
Transgender youth in Peru makes sense. I mean dude, I can't make this up. I'm not
Is there any transgender youth in Peru? I think it anywhere else. No, I think there's one
You know what you just say that we are running the child sex trafficking ring
Well, no, that's what that's what the ad saying
I don't know what the ad says
If you go to any one of these countries and ask you like if there's a transgender be like what the fuck is
They show that shit where they go to these countries and the people are on the only place
They're like should a woman have a penis should a man have a vagina should a man have a baby
We're gonna fucking kill you
I think I fight more. I think every man should have a vagina to stick his dick into
Well, that's why they make pocket twats. Oh, I mean Jesus man. You can carry it around with you
And I got married. I'm so dumb
And I fucking went
I'm not like a psychopath. I have a lot of stumps. Well, you just put it up the Walmart, you know, if you get frisky and Walmart, they got it at Walmart
I see a real perv dude go to the handicap stall to see get some
So you get some fucking room you can put your legs out. I wasn't thinking even going in the bathroom. I thought I was gonna do it in Walmart somewhere
Stick it to you're just gonna use it in your hand. Yeah
Suction cup you probably
Mean I'm wearing great. You're just gonna walk around Walmart. I don't know about these kind of things
You said you did that's what you would do
No
You just watch back and everyone already knows that I didn't say that fucking walk around Walmart with the pocket twat
And just bang it while you're walking
It probably wouldn't be the first time
What the beauty of today's times is that no one would say anything to me
Oh, yeah, yeah
Shot you'd have to do it in blackface. Oh my god, I would but let your hands be white still for the cops
No, I could do it in the summertime. I don't think I'm some kind of fucking Iranian
I'll grow my fucking mustache and be real tan and nothing always
wear a lot of cologne
jewelry
Like oh, yeah, this guy's fucking he's a smarty Syrian
He's on a break from driving his taxi
No, I mean or trafficking women he's on a break from al-qaeda. Yeah, well
Because we made all this shit up the fun everything
I mean think about who our next enemy is the people were funding. That's the funny thing, right?
I mean we're involved in what three fucking four fucking wars right now
It's a greed. I said how we just spend money on nothing like the Houthis even though the fucking who these are
The who's a good iron who these in the blowfish?
No, they're backed by Iran and they're attacking our warships in the Red Sea. Oh, man yesterday
They shot down 15 different devices rather be ballistic missiles or drones
Dude don't bring 10 drones at them at once
Loaded with weapon and it's so crazy you guys don't know about this hence the what the American flag being in distress
God bless America and get right with God because that's all that fucking matters sometimes
Do you know I think our government has a drone that can hold six?
Like atomic children on it
Can't be divided to the White House really
It's atomic warheads in a camp you can't be detected. He come on
They make shit smaller than that what it's a bit of a decision rich plutonium
And you can figure out a nice blasting device or something to trigger it. They're all about wars taking time
Well, we're taking money right killing is good. Yeah, you know, what is it? Oh, it's a killing it
My business is killing and killing is good or what is it?
Yeah, it's fucking killing you
That's all about the war machine keep the military industrial complex just keeps on rearing its head
And we give nothing to do about it. Oh, so we vote on the Israeli war fuck. No, do we vote on sending our shit?
Well, no, it's so I democracy is gone. I don't know how true this is but did you see that new?
Dead Kennedy's bed time post where a woman comes on there saying so my husband owns a gun store and the ATF
Notified him that immigrants applying for fire
If they're gonna be a police
They are exempt from the background California
No, I think it's a country they're exempt from background checks to get a firearm. I don't know how you I didn't check into this look at
How great Mexico's doing it kind of sounds like it's true look at they're allowing them to be cops
Okay, but look at this though. Okay. Look at Mexico. This is away people's guns and what happens well, if I can get
People that can get guns take over. Well, yeah, I mean fucking a listen man
I have some good stories about a friend. I knew that used to bring
Bullets in the Mexico and it was worth more than lives down there literally
And then he would come back with double my guns coming out there
And yeah, just the bullets as lawyers would speak in a money is what we're gonna need 20 gauge. I gotta get well
That's that's good. That's the one that you're gonna give me the bullets for yeah
No, it's well gauges a little it's not as harsh. It's still like for close quarters
Uh-huh. It's not as good for living room. No, I'm saying even living room. It's real good. Okay
I mean, you don't you know, you don't want buckshot. You still you know, I got the good slugs
Okay, you want to 20 20 gauges and get a blow out of your hands like even you know
And it does pretty much it does just it does fine for damage wise
Yeah, but we do have a problem with the way that our money is being spent right and we have nothing we can do about it. We are
It's all fucking sheep. Well. Yeah, do you see all of a sudden, Massachusetts now they're taking Trump off the ballot?
Colorado's put in constitutional
They're just doing this for fucking like and the Republicans are probably gonna do it to buy it somewhere
They're literally doing this for like no, they won't the Republicans won't do it first of all their pussies
Second of all, they don't join together third of all, they don't fight dirty like that. Well, these Democrats
You're reason everything for face value
That's all I got is face value. Here's the other thing you shouldn't like we should stop calling them Democrats because they're fucking commie
Fucking socialist
Remember we were talking about the DNC in Chicago when they were true
I used to be a Democrat crack and when they
Goals and Democrats beating hippies up. They were into slavery to man
Democrats were the ones that were into slavery Republican started to fucking quash
from that shit, but I don't you know last time a president was kept off the ballot Abraham Lincoln
Yes, sir, and the reason that you should tell you something. Well, no, that's gonna scare us. That's how good
Trump is a race crime and Civil War well, you've seen the
Porn from the porno films that I've seen sex tapes alone you didn't see the Abraham Lincoln sex tapes. Oh, man, they're hot
Okay, what's Larry?
You talk about Stallone when he shit on the glass table. I didn't see that one. Yeah
I just I remember watching it was like the you know, I don't know why but when we fall saw the Jennifer
Oh, what's that? What's house and Jennifer Lawrence? No Pam Anderson. Oh, Pam Anderson complete
sex tape
Oh, I don't want to see Jennifer but Pam Anderson sex tape
They had like two precursors to like the build up to her porn. Oh, yeah, one was sliced alone
I mean he had to be young as fuck and it was kind of crazy because it was I think it may have been for Rocky
Yeah, oh, this may have. Oh, yeah, it may have even been in black and white
But like all of a sudden you see it's just naked brought in the bed
The door just bust open and Stallone like jumped from the doorway
And started just
Like he landed right in
A movie so he had to do porn. Yeah, I had to get rid of butt kisses. Hey, it left an impression on me
I've never seen something about it. Yeah, I've never seen a guy just
Have women shit on glass tables while you laid underneath it. I don't know how much I don't know why all your fucking porn fantasies revolve around that
You are sick
Movie that was supposedly made but it seems like all the movies you talk about there's some kind of
There was a gun
I did watch this. I'm not even gonna talk about it. What Maca-fee you John John Maca-fee
That guy was all those broads were like they had a what they did that Larry the hell's that thing got it? Yeah
Where they uh, man, bitch you will you relax in?
Hamic hammock man. You can't remember I don't even smoke and weed
They used to have a hole in the hammock
I mean come on he killed his neighbor
They had a hole in the hammock. Yeah, they would shit. Oh
Oh, man
Classy what the fuck kill this neighbor and then he absconded and then fucking was living on a boat
They made a documentary about it. Yeah, I see parts from that. I seen parts from that. Oh fuck
He's got all these hookers around him. Yeah, he
Yeah, he exuded what?
It's a guy who made malware or I would hang around with him. Is that what it was? Yeah, Miller software Maca-fee
Yeah, John Maca-fee was like malware and so when you get that suited what those type of people like he was
Man, you still haven't shaved your ear hair. Oh my god, man
This is been fucking this is a new ongoing bit. I should start measuring it
Every time because it just shines in the light. This was over by the way, you are an old bastard
I leave him alone. That's the way he gave us this joint
He gave us this joint and we're still smoking on these joints in there. That's one of the perverted weird numbers man rolled it
Yeah, it's a square joint. This one's actually triangular
I didn't fucking get smashed. You're gonna get a parking ticket you finook. Oh
Yeah, all right now. I got herpes. So
But yeah, back if he and yeah fucking appetite. Yeah, they suicided. Well, I mean listen
He was a smart dude watching that thing about Bill Clinton
He thinks he's still alive banging chicks and doing blow. Yeah, no, he's lucky. No, he's not
It's a big lie that he's dead. No, he's dead
Dead dead. They release this Epstein list like they're supposed to it's only matter time before Clinton's had another couple people
Oh, yeah, are you really gonna be shocked? It was over what?
2000 names on the Epstein
Released nine but these are supposed to be a lot of them
These are names of the victims. Well, yeah, but I just hope I don't see Keith Richards on there
I mean, I expect to see fucking Mick Jagger, but I don't I hope I don't I hope Keith's not that kind of an asshole
I do want to make a t-shirt. I don't think it's gonna be like the Hollywood scene here
I think it's gonna it's supposed to be people. What's it gonna say? Needle?
I was gonna make a Hollywood shirt or chose the list of Epstein's
Clients and that says a Larry and Needle show
I'll put their thumbs up on the Lolita Express
We should do the waving out the window
You and I with our
Picture with Epstein where he's got that kid
Knocked out
How about when they ask Bill Gates, well, you know, what's your biggest regret about fucking around hanging out with Epstein
He's dead
That tells you all you need to know
Hillary
Do you have any did you learn any lessons or do you have any advice for other people about what happened with that?
Nothing like
Children children that have been abused. It's a horrible
Person
Why you know why he didn't say anything about the children because he's a fucking pedophile sodomite
His name is on the fucking list and there's pictures and he admits hanging out with him
So anybody that okay did it do was one
Person I would like to practice my fucking crowd in the guy on it would be that fucking go on
Yeah, I'd like to just I used to go to the strip clubs in Oregon
And would invite them all back to his place and just have parties with all the strippers. Yeah, cuz he's an old
I mean nerd I would have been doing the same shit. Yeah, I mean you got billions
I'm sitting out with this guy goose and he fucking soul blown this guy's fucking
This guy's got all the strippers on man. Hi. He lived above Carl's bar. Oh damn. Yeah
I know I remember my boss took me there for a liquid lunch and all of a sudden
From the bathroom, he's got some girl that just gave birth squirting
It was probably for a couple of you may
I
Think they were Lehman. Well, I know I took
You know what no it was cuz after my boss took there took me there. I'm like you guys got
Bucks you want to see my hobbies
They would be completely naked
Well, they're like you have to pay to see my you give him like two bucks and then you can do
Two toaster twat if you want
Everybody's just all
Fucking guy Bill Gates is running. I mean
What are you
I'm
worth
Mary's Archie
But you know what's funny is Mary knew everyone in all those places we go in there
This is my boyfriend. I'd be like, hey, it's up.
And then I knew every Coke dealer in the whole area after that.
Oh, yeah. No, that was a little rough area.
What the hell was that area?
That wasn't Schiller Park. It was that was that stone park.
Stone Park. That's what it was. Yeah.
It was like a small little section.
Yeah. It was like it was like the open floor.
It was the unincorporated part of a major city.
Yeah, which is fucked up.
There's a trailer park.
But people think of running the fucking dude.
But when people think of unincorporated places,
they think of places that are fucking deserted.
Yeah.
With, you know, or it's a separate.
No sidewalks. That's what I think of a running.
It's never like in a major city.
Now it's like, okay, here's all the whorehouses.
But they still have them though.
The Coke. Oh yeah.
But they're still in the trailer park.
Just because we don't go there, it didn't mean they stopped doing it.
No, I think they're shut down.
Bobby's bar might still be there.
You go on Instagram or you can see Louis D's and Bobby's bar.
They have a page.
Yeah, it's hilarious.
Holy shit.
Yeah. I mean, this was how many years ago?
You were gonna fucking promote
25 years of globalization.
Because that's all it is.
They would put a chair in the middle of the room
and the chicken would get naked and you would be...
Only fans ruined all that shit.
Now these girls don't have to ruin that shit.
Well, the internet ruined everything.
Yeah.
Listen, like we were talking about before.
So I watched fucking The Cams.
Oh yeah.
And because you know what?
DuPort is so violent lately.
It is absurd how violent it is.
It's not even like...
I like the classics.
Well, I mean, you want a big moth, right?
Big boobs, like original boobs.
I like it all.
I like old school boobs.
But the new stuff is just...
It's too much.
It's too much. It's too impressive.
That's what it is.
And then it teaches these kids or teaches these people.
You know what? Pornhub is run by the FBI.
That's all it is.
A lot of money in it.
I mean, maybe stupid not to.
But what they do is though, think about this.
So would you think these traffic bitches end up?
Well, no, but listen, if you set up an account
or if you comment on Pornhub,
these people can get your shit now
and then they can reverse back to see who you are.
Now if you're a person of imposition,
what they do is they take your algorithm
and they move it towards younger children.
Oh.
Okay. So then, but then you know,
you're watching Tranny Porn, bro.
You know what I mean?
And then fucking, they figure out your algorithm.
They fucking warp your mind.
And it's all a PSY app. That's all it is.
And they're using the most...
Pussy is worse.
That is the number one drug, I think.
You know what I mean?
It's a good drug. Easily.
Easily it's a drug.
There's no fucking doubting that.
Honeypot.
You know?
I mean, Larry was going to be a honeypot for the IDF
when fucking guys got took over.
I mean, look at him, man.
He's felt as hell.
And he knows Krav Maga.
Barely, but I mean,
enough to get past whatever they want to be called.
Some hummuses.
Oh yeah, shit.
We were talking about a story, weren't we?
That's 9-1.
Oh, speaking of that, did you hear?
Enough to get past the first...
Kroh Schwab is number two, came out
ranting and raving about how there's going to be a cyber attack
before 2025.
Oh, that's more fucking...
No, but like their whole plan is that
they want to combine
the banking industry
with basically
the DOJ.
Well, they want no digital currency,
and then they want a fucking...
They want a call to be won.
Yeah, you can't do that.
So then they can supervise everything.
Well, yeah.
And then they come out with the CBD scenes.
I mean, you don't even control your money anymore.
Then it goes to...
What the hell is that other thing?
What's that?
Man, my brain isn't working today.
It doesn't, see?
You want me to kick you?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what they showed us last night.
That'd be hilarious.
You just slapped them.
Then they start with the credit system.
Well, yeah, they were a central digital currency.
Yeah.
There he is.
Okay, so that's Trudeau.
Oh, how's Trudeau?
Shout out to No Nick.
I want to say I want to thank my brother,
No Sherd Nick for...
That painting is fantastic.
Mm-hmm.
He's an artist.
I saw that night to do a double shirt.
No Sherd Nick, my brother painted this...
You've been in a rough this while we're talking,
but okay, that's fine.
Yeah, well, we're talking about the painting,
so I'll show it real quick.
No Sherd Nick painted me this painting for Christmas,
because he's a cheap ass,
and he doesn't want to spend any money on me,
but I got to say, man,
this is like one of the best fucking Christmas presents
I ever got in my life.
I know what the Hitler mustache.
No, when you think about it,
dude, the time he spent on that,
how much money can he make an hour?
That's...
From what?
Well, no, how much money he can make an hour,
and then he took the time out to paint that?
Oh.
I'd rather have a gift like that.
Me too, me too.
I'm just busting his balls.
Because, yeah, dude, that painting's fantastic.
Because I know he's listening.
He's a no-talent son of a bitch.
But you know, he rifled this out pretty fast.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't see...
Here's what he did.
When they did the...
See, it says 222.
Yeah.
When all the trucker shit was going on,
when Trudeau was fucking over...
Like 222?
Yeah.
That's some Corey Feldman shit right there.
Isn't that wild?
Yeah.
And when all the trucker shit was going on,
Trudeau was on the TV all the time.
Yeah, and then they shut the bank account down
of all the truckers.
So he just took a picture...
What the fuck, man?
I know, but he just took a picture of the TV
and then just drew him.
Oh shit, that's dude, that's f...
I mean, dude, that's spot on.
It's fantastic.
It is fantastic.
I'm just talking about this.
It's great.
What's gonna happen if the government gets a hold of your money,
they shut your shit down?
Yeah, they're gonna not get shit on.
They did it already.
Listen, everything, there's a precursor to every event.
No, that's what happens with the...
Sorry, I interrupted.
The cyber...
You son of a fucking bitch, Polak.
When they do this cyber attack,
Yes.
That's when they're gonna...
All of a sudden, now there's cyber...
Oh.
For cyber regulations to protect us.
Well, when they shut down the internet,
everybody's fucked.
What are you gonna do?
They'll bring it back, but then they're,
oh, we have to give all these regulations...
It's gonna be like COVID.
...to protect you.
Well, no, it's like June 9, 11.
Well...
We need to invade on your freedom of speech and listening.
Yeah, the Patriot Act.
Yeah.
That's the biggest scam ever written into the fucking humanity.
It's gonna be the same thing,
but now it's gonna be the cyber Patriot Act.
Yeah.
It's just like fucking Obama,
signing over all of our rights while being the best...
He is...
Obama is the best actor that the United States has ever had.
He really is.
He's actually the worst actor.
And Bush was a shill.
I mean, he was...
No kidding.
You know what I mean?
I do like George Bush Jr.
He's like a fun guy to party with.
He had to party with, but not to be the president.
But the first African-American president?
Come on, man.
You have to be a real correct charismatic son of a bitch.
You know, I like Hunter Biden.
He seems cool too,
but I don't want him to rule the country,
but I would definitely party with him.
Yeah, I don't know about that, man.
He might try to blow you.
You gotta watch out, man.
That guy's in some weird shit.
Whatever.
Yeah, tell me what.
What do you mean, whatever?
I know Larry.
I'm just not gonna...
Fuck you.
I'm not gonna just let him do whatever he wants.
I am a fucking saint.
He knows Rob McGon.
Yeah, I gotta say in this.
I got to know the teacher Larry's face,
and it says I'm down.
I love it.
But I'll tell you what.
The Saturday Night Live was like Dana Carvey and Will Ferrell.
Never saw it.
Oh, when they were doing like George Bush and George Bush Sr.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah.
They were funny.
When Saturday Night was good.
They actually made a mockery of what was going on in the country.
Yeah.
And then they got woke.
Now they're too much of pussies to do that, right?
Well, no, they got woke and they go with their fucking...
Now they're pussies.
People still watch it, man.
I don't know.
No.
Woke equals pussy.
No, woke equals bro.
My book it does.
Woke equals bro.
Woke equals a fucking cunt that I could probably blow over with feathers.
Not the pussies.
Just throwing that fjord around Larry.
Not the pussy you like.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Man pussied.
What's that?
Man pussied.
Woke is a pussy.
That's what woke is, yeah.
Anybody heads as woke is like the type of person.
Oh, you said that it offends me and shit.
What offends you though?
That's a funny thing.
Nothing offends me.
I'm not saying you, but you're vocalizing about a person.
Yes, what offends you?
Well, when I was jamming with the girl band and I would say certain things and they'd
all four of me at once would be like, and I'd be like, what did I say wrong now?
And they'd be like, Larry, you're not supposed to say that.
Yeah, please put your dick away.
You're not supposed to do it.
For practicing.
What?
Yeah.
This is how I practice.
What do you think when we went to the midget wrestling and Bort's rollers buddies were
like, I was telling people I was working with them going to midget wrestling, they were
like, you can't say that.
He's like, yes, I can.
He was the advertisement.
And they're like, oh, I guess you can.
Yeah, fuck you, man.
It's hilarious because that's what I'm talking about.
I could say whatever the fuck I want.
I could say whatever the MWO shout out to the MWO.
And they were cursing the trainees.
They were saying the F word.
They were saying for good.
Yeah, they were cursing everybody.
They were fucked.
Fucked by everything.
Yeah, dude.
That was the best thing.
That was the best part about it was I always wanted to be in one of those fuck Joe Biden
chance in a big fucking crowd.
That was fun.
And that was really fun.
Fuck Joe Biden.
As he jumped out of the first row.
Not even the second one.
It was so funny.
Everyone's going, very entertaining.
Everyone's going top rope, top rope.
And he goes up to the second rope.
And then he goes back down to the first.
Yeah, then you're literally, it looks like someone just throws like a seven inch board
right on the ground.
It just bounces up and down.
That was good.
I mean, that is the best part.
Did you guys talk about that?
Yeah, we were talking about it.
The fuck Joe Biden part though.
We did not talk about it.
And I got to say it was very, very fun being in that fuck Joe Biden chant because I couldn't
agree more.
Fuck Joe Biden.
I mean, if you want to, we could probably arrange it.
That guy doesn't know what's going on.
He'd probably give it to you hard.
It's here and how people keep saying they don't feed public.
Fuck Joe Biden means I'm doing the fucking.
I'm not getting fucked by Joe Biden.
I mean, he's already fucking me now.
So, you know, if it's going to happen, I don't want to be the one doing the fucking.
I don't know man, you both got bad hips.
So it might be, but you might lock up.
I think mine's probably better than his.
Like dogs, they just lock up together.
Oh, oh.
I like that.
I like the Biden joke when they talk about after he's done with his speech, he like turns
into a Roomba.
There's no which way to turn.
Oh, that's it.
And then they put the shaking hand in there.
Shakes the air a little bit.
I mean, talk about being a shill for the government.
Oh my God.
Shout out to the shill of the United States government.
He's been Ruby.
Who's the guy who shot Ruby fucking?
Jack Ruby and.
I mean, he shot Oswald.
Yeah, Jack Ruby and Oswald.
Jack Rubenstein.
Fuck you.
Jew.
Timothy McVeigh.
Another Jew.
And the Ruby Ridge guy.
Another Jew, Timothy McVeigh.
Okay, I mean, you know, I don't know why you're just totally.
Oh, no, I'm thinking of anti-Livet.
I'm sorry.
I know nothing about Timothy.
I take that back.
Timothy McVeigh.
You're fucked.
Oh, kids.
This is the French word.
Mushmuth.
Fucker.
Mushmuth.
Because because anti-Livet's real name was like, you know, more to go.
And then now he's going to say Taylor Swift's daughter usually does.
We all know.
I mean, the country is in distress.
Larry, what are we going to do?
What the fuck do we do?
Do we keep giving drugs to people for free?
I mean, did you see what happened with the BLM garden in Seattle?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
The BLM garden.
Is that the name of the stadium now?
No.
I wouldn't surprise me.
That's a name for an area that's overrun by drug addicts and drug dealers and prostitution
and murders and ODs and countless nefarious things going out of people of not good nature.
It's like a little square, a garden in the fucking town square or whatever.
So is that the one that's like, this is our city, our law?
No, no, no, no.
That's the Chaz thing.
This is the Chaz.
This was actually set up and put there by the fucking authorities.
Oh, Christ.
There's a little garden for you guys.
A garden in the Black Farmers Union or something ran it, but then.
And everyone came and fucked it up because there's a bunch of junkies.
They do because there was a fucking law signed by the state Supreme Court of Washington downgrading
public use of drugs and decriminalization and all this bullshit and open use of drugs.
It was a gross misdemeanor.
And now people are trying to repeal it, but they just won't let it go.
I mean, it's.
Well, once you.
This is in Seattle.
This is in Seattle, Portland, Seattle, Washington, Seattle.
But it was funny because this lady was like, which are interchangeable.
Yeah, it's not DC.
It's what state of Washington.
Yeah, yeah, it's in Seattle and what do you call it?
That's fucked up.
The home of the fucking.
No, it was like once you released the hounds on that shit, like it's never being turned
back.
Well, the black lady was like, you're gonna like that's it.
They came.
Did you see the video like this?
We all right.
I don't know.
I'm about to fucking live tards of tick tock, which I don't use tick tock.
I don't condone it.
Yes, you do.
China is taking your fucking.
If you use it, then get out of here.
Nothing funnier than that.
Chill for China now.
But those.
Tick tock.
There's nothing funnier than that.
But I don't want that shit on my phone, though.
Well, you can see.
The good thing is though, you can see it on Instagram.
Just as well.
Well, our information, like we keep talking about our information is worth more than we
are.
You keep talking about it.
I don't give a fuck about that.
I don't look at my phone.
I even look at my phone in three days.
Look at it.
My band thinks I'm fucking mad at them and I'm talking about.
I'm telling you, I don't look at my phone.
Everybody thinks I'm mad at them because of the way I use the phone and shit.
And you put your ass and let it ring.
Yeah, you know.
And so I'm not worried about that.
What information are they going to get that they don't already know?
They sell it to China and other places.
The cops already have all your information because you're a dirtbag, though.
How did it come back to me when it went to you?
I'm saying that about myself, too.
Now you're deflecting your hate, Larry.
No, I'm not deflecting it.
China knows we're all dirtbags and they're worried.
First of all, they're worried.
Like, we ain't dirtbag like them.
These Americans, these around died, they dirtbag.
Don't they sell panties and vending machines there?
That's Japan.
That's nothing.
China, mom.
Well, China, yeah, these around died bigger than us.
Yeah, I mean, fuck.
What are we going to do, though?
There's nothing we really can't do.
Stop using your fucking phone.
No, how am I going to watch porn?
They can play poker.
They can take all the information.
Well, that's your fucking problem.
Oh, they already got it.
Yeah, they're not getting good information from us.
Well, the problem is, is that anywhere we go, we put our name into a computer and say
we go to Crave.
All our information's in there.
Now it's out somewhere else.
You got a bank account, all your information's in there.
You got a fucking, any fucking thing you have that's an official thing these days,
your fucking information is.
It's all about the internet.
You went to the hospital, you broke a bone, you fucking OD'd your information to the
fucking shit.
Who the fuck uses a real name at the hospital?
Well, hell no, I go in there with no shirt on.
I'm fucking one with no shirt on.
I'm just gonna be like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
no speak of English.
I'm saying the normal people.
All they want to do is give you pills.
Yeah, dude, if you go to a doctor, now the first thing you want to do is, do you have
your COVID shot?
Oh, yeah.
But you know what, I know here it is right here.
Because it's fake.
I mean, come on.
We're just using the test this shit on us.
They completely controlled everybody, right?
I mean, man.
Well, no, I'm just saying, they shut everything down.
Yeah.
They literally shut the whole world down.
That was kind of cool though.
Larry, come on, man.
Let me just rephrase this.
Yeah, I'm gonna talk to you.
I thought it was very cool driving around and just, and everything is just fucking.
Oh, when COVID was, oh, yeah.
When the first threat, it was the best.
It was like the best year of my life.
I will admit, I didn't have to work downtown for like six months.
I said I was an essential worker and I would make it for my house where I live, downtown
in like 30 minutes.
Oh, I didn't even have to look.
I could have just swerved the entire way going down.
I didn't have to look.
But yeah, you know how all, like, I rescind what I said about it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It was fantastic.
Oh, yeah.
Here's another cool thing, man.
When 9-11 happened, I remember.
Man, I mean, I, when 9, I mean, we all know this is fake already, your story.
No, just like 9-11.
We were making Team Rocket album Hell on Wheels, you know, and we were, and I was mixing it.
The bands, everybody knows that.
Well, listen, let me just say, I was, I was living at Mary's house in Noro's Park and
we were in.
My first man kiss.
And I had to, I had to fucking mix the album at this fucking studio downtown all the way
in the city, you know, and, um, man cave studio.
I would be able to drive down there.
And also there was no plane.
And I would fucking drive down there and mix this thing every day and come back and I'd
be like, Mary, there was literally, I was the only guy in the thing.
The light from an artist in the library.
One of the days, so it's in this big ghetto ass building, you know, and one of the days
all the lights go out and all these hip hop guys and rappers and shit start pouring out
of the other studios and everyone runs in the hallway and everyone's like, oh man, shit,
we're going to get bombed and shit next.
And I'm like, dude, they ain't coming after this fucking dog ass building and everyone
laughed and probably you're right.
Yeah.
These guys just ran out of the building one day because the lights went out and the lights
went out.
But 9-11 had just happened like fucking five, six days earlier, man.
They're going to hit fucking.
This is a bunch of fucking rappers, dude.
Yeah.
Okay.
Start putting it together.
You start putting it.
Look at the people you're hanging out with, Larry.
I think the earth is round.
I'm in the fucking music business, asshole.
I know it.
No, but that's a good one.
You're so late.
I want to stay right now.
But I can't.
I can't join.
I know.
That's funny.
That's all right, though.
That's funny and they're all like, oh my God, oh my God, we're going to die.
And I'm like, dude, they ain't coming at this building.
And on that note, she do like Kiki hit the gong.
Fortune cookie.
Yeah, let's do fortune cookie five hundred.
Harder, dude.
Yeah, you can go harder.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
We do not condone to China.
We are American.
Is that your old license?
No.
He's going to, don't let him get into a path there.
That's path Terry.
I was going to say, it kind of looked like another person I know.
That's one of the guys.
I almost looked like Vinny.
It's one of my dead roommates.
His ghost is probably here, but he's not here.
Five of them.
There's a bunch of people.
I wonder what's going on with them.
Holy shit.
I don't.
This guy definitely isn't doing anything.
He's dead.
He's dead as a doornail.
But you keep on forgetting where you're at, which is best because the best part of this
is he always goes through and he's going to read another one.
And I'm going to finally realize he does it because he doesn't work where he goes.
He just puts the fucking license in the page and doesn't mark the fortune.
And there's a pen right over there.
Here's the thing.
I can't put it here.
Here's the thing.
You're a fucking stoner and you don't know what you're doing.
Unperfectionally.
Examine.
Well, the last one we did was we'll soon have the opportunity to improve your finances,
which we said was a very dumb.
But the new one today is.
You shall bow down to North Korea.
The new one today is.
The government's I up.
Here's what Korea is not real.
OK.
It's probably not.
You listen to the gods or they shall take your virginity, Larry.
I mean, you're a butthole.
All right.
It was gone a long time ago.
Stop it.
That was a joke from Jesus.
Yeah.
You're going to.
Dude.
Oh, shit.
All right.
It's your turn, Larry.
Examine the situation before you act impulsively.
Huh.
So, you know, examine the situation before you actually.
So basically when you go into a bar, look for all the exits and then fucking do it.
Yeah.
Prepare.
Well, see where you can escape from, right?
Exactly.
Before you get out of a situation and some guy tries to come up and you can grab his
girl's ass.
Dillinger's god plan.
We know he's a serial groper, been convicted of it twice.
Who you?
Children's court.
No.
It's not.
That's on the tinkered, the old tinkered.
Yeah.
I can hear it.
The real hype.
Oh, yeah.
I got one of those.
It's like a little kid playing the xylophone.
You know what's funny, though?
It's a little kid band.
Hey.
Dude.
You know what?
Little kid playing the piano.
Yeah.
The bongos are really.
All right.
Quit it.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't worry.
They'll get traffic Larry soon, all right?
We'll let you know how they're doing.
But you know, I saw one of those pianos at a grand sale.
You know, like the little piano, like on the Bearnut song 13.
Little pink one you have.
Right.
And I bought that at a grand sale.
And I went to Walgreens and the girl at Walgreens is like, hey, that was at my piano.
Hey, that was at my parents house.
She bought that piano from and I'm like, oh, wow.
And she goes, that was my piano when I was a little kid.
What was her name?
Ashley.
What'd she look like?
She looks like a man.
Okay, cool.
Tattoos.
Wait a minute.
I put my nuts on that piano and he wasn't looking.
Yeah, okay.
I'm just slamming my balls on it.
It's like a little baby grand.
I just slam my nuts.
That's all right.
That's all right, though.
I spray with rat poison.
Yeah, that's your next album, Stinky Fingers.
Stinky Fingers.
I mean, dude, you know what?
You read it.
I'll tell you what's not funny.
Wal-Mart?
No, she works at Walgreens.
Walgreens?
The local Walgreens.
And she's like, hey, I saw you buy the piano at my parents' garage sale today.
I'm like, I'll give you a fucking five bucks for that thing.
And it was a little baby grand, little kid's piano.
Dude, he's got it.
It's still here.
And it's like, so I took the legs off of it because you would have to get down on the
ground, so you just put it on like a table or something if you want to play it.
Because first I bought it for the cats.
I thought that they would play the piano and hit a little.
Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, slow down.
Not even say another.
You bought a baby piano for the cats.
Because you thought that the cats would play the piano if you bought them a piano.
Watch it too much, you too.
No, no, no, no, no, no, look at him.
I wanted the cats.
He just realized how retarded he is.
I wanted the cats.
He literally set in.
I did, no, I wanted the cats to play the piano.
Yes, I bought it for that fucking.
You bought them a piano.
Did they ever play the piano?
No.
Okay.
But now, but now they do play the piano.
But did you use the mall people?
Yeah, because I take a piece of ham and I go like this and they walk back and forth on
the keys.
They're like, oh no, you're supposed to put it on the piano, Larry.
It's his wanker and I look at the keys.
That's how it works.
You guys want to put your dick in front of a cat.
Because they have sand on their tongues, don't they?
Yeah, but they also got claws and teeth and everything.
Oh, that's what you're into, Larry.
Jesus.
You're shrouded, horned and shrouded.
That's why you're always scratching down there.
Yeah, I know.
It's got the 90-inch.
So, the kitty cat.
So yeah, and they never played the motherfucker.
What never played the motherfucker?
Oh, what an idiot.
Is this guy in fucking glue or something?
Did you get dropped on your fucking head?
You are moron.
Thanks.
What did they do?
I'm like, really?
Are you kidding me?
Okay, Larry.
Are you having a stroke over there?
You all right?
No, I think I'm not having a stroke.
I think you're retarded.
This is a little kid playing the...
I'm the guitar.
The children's court.
Larry's in the fucking defendant.
It's kind of ill-fitting suit on.
Hey, I didn't know I couldn't be within 100 yards of a school.
I'm Italian.
Waps like to do this.
You're lucky I had pants on.
Man.
Mama told me.
You guys are so fucking racist.
What's that?
What does that mean?
You know what it means.
All right, here we go.
Oh, yeah, don't you have a game or something?
Yeah, we're going to do Guess the Race of the Case.
All right, you're ready.
I love this game.
And welcome to Guess the Race of the Case, starring Kiki.
Say hi, Kiki.
Hello, hello.
I wish I could say I was returning champion, but Larry's got me beat.
Yes, and Larry the Gay Jones.
Hello, hello.
What was his name earlier?
The Ditch Dildo Jones.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not going to forget you.
Larry the Ditch Dildo Jones.
I'm showing the...
Where is it?
Dude, that cracked me up.
That's all right.
So they used to call him Larry the Ditch Dildo in high school.
He would take it in the dirt all the time.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, where is the thing you found?
I'm looking for it.
You've cut in the grass or something?
We don't need to talk about it until...
Oh, here it is.
All right, you ready for the game?
Yeah, I'm ready for the game.
Oh, come on, man.
You should play that one.
Did you even got beads on it?
Oh, yeah.
I want to show it though before we talk about it.
I can't believe you.
No, it was a Ditch Dildo.
Like, how do you find that shiny thing down there?
I'm thinking it was like just a little...
I mean, dude, it was just like a little bit of it sticking out of the dirt.
It looked like a little diamond or something.
Dude, the fact that you started digging in the dirt...
The fact that it was like buried...
That's crazy.
Mary's like, who do you think it is?
And I'm like, man, the thing's been there a long time.
I don't know. Who's it is?
It's like a diamond form.
He's like, oh, I was doing a dig.
It's still intact.
All right, I'm showing it.
So here's the thing. We'll do gastorations.
I want to know who discarded this.
If anybody knows the owner...
I found this thing in my yard.
Don't switch the camera. Do it like that.
I found this in my yard when I was cutting the grass one day.
Don't put that thing in your ass.
No.
And I looked down and I'm like, what the fuck is that?
It's like a glass dildo. It's like six inches long, seven inches long.
It's got a huge mushroom head on it.
It looks like it's made.
Some old lady could have thought it was like a mushroom.
And it's got four hearts on each side that are like, you know, ripped for her pleasure.
I'm showing it on the other camera.
No.
Dude, that's the funniest thing though. That thing was like buried in your yard.
It's just a decoration, really.
It's like not even broken.
I don't know about a decoration, Larry. Someone had that retwa.
Yeah, or in their ass.
That may have been some dude.
I mean, who the fuck buys it?
I think I told that Larry that.
I think it's like some chicks, but it's not some dude.
My wife was like, man, ass.
I don't taste Larry.
She's like, throw that thing out.
Yeah, put it on the table.
I come in and I'm like, hey, Mary, look what I found.
And she's like, what the fuck?
She's like, who's he?
And my first guess is though, it's got to be Colleen.
Oh, okay, come on.
Let's talk about my name.
She would frequent here.
Well, you would.
You would hope it would be.
You never know.
I would like to. What are you doing?
Put it over there so nothing happens.
He's put it back in his safe.
I don't want that fucking thing.
I don't want the thing to get broke.
That's what he's going to do later.
Larry's going to sit on that thing and play the.
Wait, he just put it next to the bottom of a lube.
Just quit fucking projecting.
Fucking homeless.
I thought I smelled a little KY on the camera.
I wouldn't know.
Stuff on her fucking page.
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Well you were right.
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delivering gifts for his three kids on Christmas.
Gotta be a white guy. He's delivering gifts.
No, that's a good point. That is a good fucking point.
But a white guy wouldn't fucking...
It's gotta be Hispanic, because he's delivering gifts
and a white guy wouldn't fucking kill the...
I mean, it's Christmas.
...the ex's new boyfriend.
Yeah, could you ever know, though?
No, no, I know. I do know. I do know.
The black guy would be showing up with no gifts
and he would kill them all the fuck.
Yeah, he would just be shooting.
A white guy would show up with gifts and be like,
all nice to the guy and be friends with him.
A Hispanic guy is gonna show up with presents
and he's gonna off that motherfucker.
Larry makes some good points.
I know it.
But you have to be your own decision maker.
I know. I already said white.
But yeah, I didn't think it out like Larry did.
He made some great points.
Listen, man, just because he thinks shit out
doesn't mean you know what's going on.
I mean, this guy's...
Don't ever think shit out.
He's fucking stoned of balls and three beers deep.
But he makes some valid points.
I mean, you pulled a dildo out in front of one of them.
I mean, come on, man.
That was kind of weird, wasn't it?
Not really, man.
Hey, guys, look at my dildo.
Dude, I think that's...
I found Larry.
I found Larry in the yard.
Dude, that's nothing.
You got to see the ceramic dick
that we would make bands kiss
if they fucked up in the studio.
I'll show it next time.
I don't know.
Next time we have a show in town.
Let's get that on the down low.
No, it's pretty funny.
It's pretty funny.
We would literally tell these guys
if you guys fuck up, man,
and we pull out this huge fucking thing,
you got to kiss this thing.
Dude, that sounds like some MOLAC shit.
Like Bohemian Groves stuff, dude.
Well, here's the shit, though.
We were fucking...
Here's the shit as you're making these little kids kiss stuff.
We were on drugs.
That's what it is, Larry.
We thought it was funny.
It's like the Roselle Bohemian Groves.
Shit.
I just told him, were you?
Aw, man.
Oh, never mind.
No, it was funny.
It was funny.
Sorry, so what's the answer there?
Aw, man.
Nobody got it.
I know.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even think about that.
So...
Whoops.
Deandre Patrick Lawrence 23.
It was arrested after he allegedly shot
the new boyfriend in the back
when the victim tripped while fleeing
a heated confrontation.
That was wrong.
Monday morning.
Lawrence began the morning spreading holiday cheer
when he came to the fucking house.
Oh, he was spreading holiday cheer already.
I mean...
In the form of 90...
I mean, children, I mean, the guy just needs a lot of gas
and it's constantly...
So he fucking must have fucking ripped off
some shit from a store somewhere.
I don't know about that.
It doesn't...
To get those presents.
So it was a black guy.
It was a black guy.
Yes.
And a white man, he murdered.
Aw, man.
So I wasn't far from when I was a fur off.
So was...
Is that the guy you murdered?
Yeah.
So it was a hate crime, basically.
Thank you, Larry.
So now you're getting used to my games.
It was a fucking hate crime.
I have him pro...
It's like Pavlov's dog.
Okay.
You programmed me because you're such a genius.
I am K-Ultra dude because that's what I was saying.
My looks at the pictures of him,
it looks like it was a bigger white girl.
Oh, well, she had three kids, too.
And she was living in his house.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
She was living in the black guy's house?
No, she was living in the white man's house.
Aw, man.
So he went there and fucked him up.
And killed him when he tripped running away from him.
Shot him in the back, Larry.
But if you look at that black guy...
Just like the old West.
Shot him in the back.
That black guy was a...
The old West.
He was a looker.
Oh, yeah.
No, he looked like he was going to kill you.
That was the only look he gave.
Yeah.
This guy was indiscriminate about killing people and hurting people.
I mean, who kills people on Christmas?
The Jews?
Hey, who dates a white chick with three black kids?
Huh?
Who dates a black...
It was a white dude dating a black chick with three black children.
Oh, he was dating a black chick.
I didn't picture.
Well, I just saw the white guy and the boy black dude.
Yeah, the guy in the left was the one they got killed.
You didn't know what the girl was.
Yeah, I didn't know what the girl was.
I figured it was a big chubby white chick or something.
It was an African American individual.
So shout out to...
I lost that one.
I said it's spanish.
Yeah, that's his business picture.
His corn roll picture may have been on Instagram or something.
Oh, shit.
What's his name, man?
The picture where he's holding a fucking gun and a big thing of money in shit.
He's got a gun hanging on a gun and shit.
He's got a bag of money with a dollar sign on it.
So this black chick was going after this guy's education, right?
Yeah, right.
Well, no, he had cash.
This guy had to be an attorney.
Look at his picture.
He's got like encyclopedias behind him and stuff.
Is that his LinkedIn photo?
Where'd they get that photo from?
I don't know, man, but that's a fucking classy ass photo.
That's it.
So, uh...
It's like a fucking...
Man, are you kidding me, though?
Yeah, that is like a professional...
Like, real estate squire, man.
...of bullshit, or...
Yeah, right, he works at a TV station.
He's like Willie S. Squire.
Hey, Mary's an S-quire.
Ed looks like Willie S. Squire.
Well, that guy was an attorney.
Nobody...
Who takes a picture like that?
Somebody who's in a position to do whatever they want.
Yeah, and I mean, whatever.
This fucking weed is...
Very good.
These joints, I gotta say thank you again in person, man.
We just gave you shoutouts and other things.
Sweet Chuck, please.
I know you don't listen to her.
For the joints.
I don't know about Sweet Chuck, but I'm the one who gave them to you.
Yeah, fuck Sweet Chuck.
I don't even know that guy.
Sweet Chuck, whatever.
Sweet Chuck.
All right, you ready for the second one?
Yeah, sweet Chuck, the numbers, man.
It's Chuck, you finook.
Dude, dude, dude, that's top shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top man, dude.
What is up with you mum-o-mouth motherfuckers tonight, man?
Hey, man.
Come on.
All of a sudden, he's misery.
Hey, the guy with the joints gonna say something.
Maybe it'll make sense, maybe it won't.
Hey, play the game.
Play the game.
Oh, really?
Listen here, you fucking inbreds.
Get it together.
And let's do this shit.
Motherfuckers.
Give me that joint, literally, you son of a bitch.
My god, that's all you need is more weed.
Smoking menthol pommol.
Hey, menthol pommol?
True whole life.
Yeah, menthol pommol.
You got a problem with that?
I'll give you a fucking liver shot the hell right now.
You can pass the thing to me.
I've heard smoking American spirits, and I told my wife,
you know why they're called American spirits?
And she's like, why? And I go, we're gonna be fucking American spirit.
Because of these motherfuckers.
No, because they grow the tobacco on land.
No, because we're gonna be killed.
Because we're gonna be killed.
It's an American spirit.
It's OG, I can see that.
Yeah.
Because we're gonna be dead, and we're gonna be ghosts.
I think it's because we're gonna be ghosts.
American spirits.
Could be.
And that's why.
It's just an ironic twist.
Sorry, Emery.
They're probably laughing.
Yeah, yeah, they'll think it's because of that.
Oh, dude, I think that's L-4.
Case number two, four.
This shit tastes like smoke.
Yeah, the race of the kids is.
That should give you $5,000 a pound.
Oh, mother fucker.
Are you ready for the next one?
We sons of bitches?
We're waiting.
Fucking Phenox, man.
Florida man shot and killed after trying to rob another man
with fake gun made of screwdriver and piece of wood.
Oh, man, that's a methad.
I don't know what color he is, but he's not a methad.
He's a screwdriver.
We're reading again.
Yeah, yeah.
Man, I love my boys.
I find some articles there.
Oh, my God.
Florida man, which, oh, man, I mean, there's just so much.
Right there.
Just in that first like two words.
Yeah, it's just a lot.
A lot of fucking weight.
It's literally like a page.
There's like pages about Florida man stories.
Florida man.
Okay, let's take this part.
Like you're at church.
Jesus said.
Break this bitch down.
Florida man, do you realize what this is going to mean?
Listen, man, I want you guys to win.
And I love you have to fight against each other because it makes me very happy.
Because Kiki takes it very seriously.
I lost last time, but I'm going to win.
This guy got creative.
All right.
He thought he could turn a knife and a piece of wood.
Oh, I'll show you the evidence.
All right.
To my underlings.
So Florida man shot and killed after trying to rob another man with fake gun made of screwdriver
and piece of wood.
Police say I left that out of the first one.
I should have done that.
Well, why would they lie though?
Why wouldn't they?
I mean, that's a fucked up story though.
Like you're making a screw.
They do lie.
What about the story?
What about the race?
Come on, get it together.
Oh, man.
It doesn't matter what the police say.
There's a lot of dumb fucks out there.
This is why it's a game.
Fuck us.
It didn't say the race he killed got killed by.
Well, it says.
But you know what you know.
I can't give you.
Will you give us who?
You get the headlines.
No, you get the headlines.
That's it.
The conundrum is looking at Larry.
You almost passed out over there.
No, I'm trying to think because.
That's a.
Again, here's the thing.
I want to say black.
I was saying this is some dumb black.
I think it's a white.
But a black kid would have a gun.
You have a gun.
And now this is, you know, I don't want to sound rage.
I'm just saying, you know, this is the reality.
When you're high on drugs, when you're high on drugs,
you come up with a solutions to problems.
Yeah.
Sometimes you have to take a screwdriver and put it through a piece of wood.
That sounds like a white crack head.
That sounds like a white method.
I mean, if you want to rob somebody and you need some money.
Yeah, I think it's a white guy too, maybe.
But I'm going to.
But I don't want to say the same thing as you.
What kind of.
I'll just say black by default.
Okay.
Evidence shall be shown.
This is not a bad looking gun.
Even made that.
That almost looks like a black man design.
All right.
Evidence is shown.
That's a lot of.
Did you see how it's a screwdriver at the bottom?
Yeah, that's a lot of time taken to make that.
There we go.
Evidence.
Look at that.
A Husky screwdriver, which is a piece of shit screwdriver.
You know what?
That doesn't even look like a screwdriver.
But yeah, you see it?
All right.
So that wasn't a working man's screwdriver.
All right.
No.
What do you think the answer is?
Are you yawning, you son of a bitch?
I still think it's a white guy.
I really do this for an hour.
No, I'm not yawning.
Yeah, I just saw you.
No, because that's a white guy because he got it from like a handyman.
He was really not good at his job and probably did it for like a week.
And it was just laying around.
He did it for a week.
Yeah, that's a white man.
A white man, Larry.
I'll just go black by default.
Man, you're both wrong.
He was Hispanic.
Oh, man.
Look at that.
Zero for zero.
He was getting cheap shit from Home Depot.
Fucking a man was shot and killed if they're trying to rob another man.
He used a fake gun made out of screwdriver duct tape to a piece of wood.
According to Florida police.
What the fuck?
Polk County, baby.
Woo.
There's a hotbed for cops.
I love cops.
Shout out to cops.
What county?
Polk.
All right.
You know, I almost look like a tech nine to us.
I'm about to say black because the way you taped it, it did look like a tech nine.
Christian McDonnell, the range to meet with Roberto, Rafael, Cruci Tierra, Pemilante, at
the Tropicana Resort Motel and Davenport.
Where was he going to get?
Bam, that's a sentence I got away with.
You touched me too much, motherfuckers.
Couldn't even get past the first three words.
I got the six in your mouth.
You could read the other one.
I'm about to hurt.
Holy shit, dude.
You guys kiss for the watch.
We'll take a video.
I know you want to watch it later.
All right.
Let me hit that thing, Larry.
No, man.
So, no, man.
Dude, I'm going to fucking punch you right in the ribs, man, and you will not recover
from that.
Man, fucking, so this fucking guy, this fucking guy, unbeknownst to McDonald, that's the guy
who made the screwdriver gun, Cruci Tierra, Pemilante had allegedly plotted with the third
man, Harold Sepulveda, Cruz to rob him with a fake gun.
So the drug dealer, oh, McDonald's a drug dealer, man.
So basically, this guy pulls the fake gun out, puts it to the back of the head of the
passenger in the car.
The dude, the driver, turns around and blasts him with a nine millimeter, 10 times into
the back seat.
Damn.
In the ghetto.
That's a lot of bullet holes.
In the ghetto.
That's how it goes, man.
Well, you fuck around, you find out, right?
People fucking want to stop and do it.
It was over marijuana, dude.
Oh, man.
It wasn't even for anything crazy.
That's a crying fucking shame, really.
When you think about it, that's a shame.
A hundred bucks it was over.
Oh, fuck.
And somebody's fucking dead and it's fucked up.
Oh, he got shot, oh, wait a second.
He got shot over $140 and an eighth of an ounce of marijuana.
Which is, I mean, excuse me.
Which is pretty fucked, man.
$140 and an eighth of an ounce, it's like not even $200?
Yeah, yeah, that sucks.
All the robbs for fucking pot?
What's wrong with that?
Well, dude, any amount of money ain't fucking right.
You know.
I don't know what that means.
That's a weird statement in a broad statement.
Any human life is fucking that right.
Well, there we go.
Any human life is worth more than money.
Poor amount of money.
It is.
That's all I'm saying.
It really is.
By the way, now the Kiki's gone.
Look at this murdered out fucking Marshall cabinet that I customized.
Wait a second, ass clown.
Jesus, man.
Fucking, this guy's an asshole, I swear to God.
Fucking, what do you call it?
Oh.
So I was reading this thing about how the Jews are using AI to distinguish targets on Gaza.
And so then they can wipe their hands from it and say, oh, well, it picked it out.
AI, what are you looking for?
Are you looking for brown spots?
Dude, they collect all this data and see movement of people in and out, trucks, all this other
shit, they take all their data, they compile it and they turn it into a pickup.
So instead of having a person tell them shoot here, they have AI say, here's where it's
happening.
Yeah, and then when they kill civilians, they're like, AI picked it.
You didn't do it.
That's a good idea, right?
Is that doobies?
What do you mean, is that a good thing?
It is totally good, man.
You can finally say we're not a little culpable or liable for killing people.
Don't smell good, man.
This shit is really good.
No, that's the elephage.
You guys are going to kiss, go do it in the other room, you weirdos.
So, wait, did you hear the thing about somebody challenged AI, or not challenged, but they
asked, they tasked AI.
They played chess with it?
No, they told them to write a happy song about Biden and a dead, and then they said to do
it about Trump, I make a happy song about Trump, and it wouldn't do it.
Yeah, yeah.
So, that tells you who's programming AI.
Yeah, well, if it's open source, then you're fine.
If it's close source, what's happening?
Here, let me tell you something.
I'll tell you something, Larry.
Three percent of journalists, three percent are Republican.
What?
Three percent of journalists are Republican.
The rest of them are fucking leftist motherfuckers.
Three percent?
Three percent.
Larry, listen, I'm going to tell you right now.
Three percent, motherfucker, three.
I don't know why you get so aggressive about journalists.
You're asking like I'm fucking speaking Chinese.
You're going three percent.
I just said three percent in the end.
Yeah, motherfucker, yeah, am I fucking stuttering?
Yeah, you just did.
My favorite journalist right now is Whitney Webb.
But at the same time, okay, what does it have to do with anything?
Because articles are now written and.
So the person programming it, if three percent of the fucking journalists are programmed,
our fucking.
So that means the guy that's programming AI has got to be fucking the lefty to you fucking
dumbass.
Huh?
If all the journalists only three percent are fucking Republican and the rest of them
are fucking lefty motherfuckers.
That means like fucking 97 percent needles, 97 percent.
That means they probably the people fucking programming AI are leftist motherfuckers too.
A long time ago, they did a fucking thing where they said write something.
Write something good.
Just like you just said, Adam, write something good about Trump.
It wouldn't do it.
Write something bad about Biden.
It wouldn't do it.
So that means the thing is being.
Bullshit.
It's bullshit.
That means it doesn't work.
That means it's not really intelligence.
That means it's definitely artificial.
It's artificial.
It should be called AI artificial information, not artificial intelligence.
No motherfucker, don't argue with me.
It's a slap.
Slap.
Oh, I love the theater man.
Put him in the seatbelt and the elbow.
AI is owned by Google and Microsoft.
A bunch of assholes.
Well, that's both see.
I am.
Yeah.
I don't know if Twitter does Twitter have it.
Yeah.
They have it on the ground, they have their own AI fucking thing.
That's gonna be the one.
It's supposed to be.
That will probably be the one that's real.
So basically what they did is they.
But if it's that's even real.
From what I've heard is that AI started going one way and what they did was they just, they
erased these news and they erase all this shit and they feed it towards another way.
They divert it from, it goes left, right, center.
They make it, manipulate it.
And then it creates an algorithm for fucking everyone.
You know what's fucked up is all these newscasters and people, they're gonna sell their likeness
for that these news companies, these media outlets can use their likeness to regurgitate
AI just created bullshit.
You and I haven't listened to much Jones.
But no, this is what's gonna happen.
You remember like total recall where fucking she's sitting there naked in her.
Shermstone.
No, the, oh, what's her name?
The 3TD Little Midget.
The Venezuelan, the Venezuelan.
Oh yeah, the short.
Oh yeah.
Maria Conchita.
Yeah, I saw it in the camera.
She was like the Venezuelan.
Yeah, Conchita.
Yeah, she was smoking Venezuelan.
Oh, I remember as a midget with the three tits.
I'll tell you what.
She went like Miss Universe.
But anyways, she answers her phone and it's like a full screen digital thing, but she's
watching the news and it's all AI shit.
Just regurgitate and whatever they want.
The government wants them to say.
And I gotta just add one thing.
But it looks like it's a real person.
We're getting pretty long.
We're like an hour and 20 minutes.
But I just want to say all the chicks in South America are hot.
And I want to get some South American female listeners and we need some fucking groupies
and Larry is gonna come down there and I want to fucking meet some of you ladies.
Jesus man.
I'm just putting it out there.
I'm getting fucking itchy to go on the road, dude.
I was gonna play on a trip to like Venezuela, Colombia.
I've been to Brazil a couple times.
I'll go with you.
Yeah, I want to go to Colombia, Venezuela.
Oh, dude, you know how good those things are.
I got a bunch of buddies in Costa Rica.
We go down in Costa Rica too.
Holy shit.
And make sure your life insurance is good.
That's Central America.
So Mary and I can go to the fucking Caribbean.
We're just gonna play roulette all day.
Colombia, Venezuela.
Holy shit, dude.
Oh man.
Dude, the women.
And I know some people in Colombia too.
You're a real creepy kid.
Jesus.
No, but the chicks are fucking.
The chicks are fucking.
Did I say that out loud?
Yeah.
They are fucking amazingly hot.
It's ridiculous.
Dude, I spent a couple months in Rio, like Sao Paulo, all over Brazil, Florianopolis,
Porto Alegre.
That's awesome, dude.
Fortaleza.
It's like, well, you know, it's darker up north and gets lighter down south because
that's where all the towns in the Netherlands came.
But dude, the women, they outnumbered them in like three or four to four.
Yeah, and they're hot, man.
Oh my lord.
Well, they're more than hot.
They're fucking exotic.
Yeah.
Dude, I actually was.
And then you were right.
When you get down there and load south, they're all blondes, man.
It's like, I couldn't believe it.
I was like, wow, look at all these chicks are fucking like, blind with blue eyes.
And I was expecting them to be so Hispanic and shit.
They look European and speak Portuguese.
And they like to have fun.
Actually when I was in Sao Paulo.
Yeah.
No, my buddy, I went down there with a dude, his girlfriend was like the attaché for the
American Embassy for Brazil.
Wow.
Anybody that came from any all over the world, like she would give like show them a good time.
She'd set them up.
Not not show them a good time, but she was our girl like the bars and the restaurants.
There's a honeypot.
We know are the best hotels.
They get the penthouse.
Yeah.
The seat right in front of the bed everywhere.
So everywhere we went, dude.
Oh, it was great.
Oh, yeah.
It was the best.
So you it was like fucking knowing the head, you know, party person.
And this is the US Embassy.
Oh, dude, and she was dropped dead.
Of course.
She wouldn't get the job.
No, yeah.
And then we'd go out with all our friends.
So it was fantastic.
Oh, sounds fucking.
And I thought I was fucking doing something when I went to Florida.
Oh, yeah.
Hanging out with Epstein.
Oh, dude, the women.
Oh, my lord, dude.
I know.
I know the stories.
Wait till I print those photos.
I got for you.
I haven't.
I haven't been to Columbia or Brazil.
I've been to Argentina and I'm in the chilly.
No, it's like what the fuck, man.
Holy shit.
Oh, no, dude, I went.
I went down to Chile.
In Chile, they seem like they're very rich.
A lot of money there, man.
And then in Argentina, everyone was fucking poor.
Well, yeah, well, their money has always been fucked.
Well, no, I went to, uh, I was going down for carnival.
So I rented some Sony Princess penthouse.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
Right in Epinema.
So I have friends coming out every couple of weeks.
Holy shit.
Like my one buddy came out for a week.
He flew back home.
He's like, I'll be back in four days because he had, he was like, I got, he flew right
back out because he was like, that was like a blast.
Wow, dude, it was such a good time.
That sounds amazing.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, my land.
That fucking.
That is fucking cool.
Yeah.
And this was when I was in my twenties too.
This was a blast.
Well, really?
You think it's very?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing?
To anybody that's been to Brazil, if you've been to the Lumo or Hellbarn.
Make sure you don't have herpes.
Yeah.
I was just going to say, we're like the GGL and a fucking podcast.
I don't know about that.
Our listeners are fucking running out of the room left and right.
So I'm not saying anything to say to anybody.
Okay, that's a good analogy.
They can suck it.
We can talk about Thailand too.
Shit.
Let me go take a piss at one another episode.
How about that?
So I'm going to hold up, instead of the regular logo today in honor of my brother, because
I do love him.
Shut down your shirt.
No shirt, Nick.
Oh man, this next one's going to be a bang.
We've been getting in, you know, me and him have been getting in some fucking disagreements
in the last...
I don't know if you air your grievances.
No, I just want to say...
In honor of no shirt, Nick.
No, man, what are you doing, man?
No, I just want to say I love my brother and I'm not pissed off at him.
You gotta go back to the other view, Larry.
In honor of no shirt, Nick.
Oh my God.
You're going to lose your title, no shirt, Nick.
We have a new contender.
Thanks for tuning in.
When you get here.
Thanks for tuning in.
I'm Larry.
Get the blurrers face out.
Go to the other view, sucka.
No, we're turning it off.
I'm playing the thing.
No, he's got his shirt off and he can't even see.
I was doing an honor thing.
Yeah, he was doing like a sepulchreau.
It's just no shirt off.
Alright, I've never met no shirt off.
Thanks, Larry.
I appreciate that.
You got it, bro.
You're a finook.
Thanks for tuning in.
We love you.
Peace.
Larry and Nick.