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Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show

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All right everybody hey welcome to Larry Needles show I'm Larry I'm needles and we got Kiki with us today

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What are you doing sucker? I'm doing fantastic. He's becoming a

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Unregular I like it Donnie and for fucking I'm scondid from us because I love the job

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We're gonna shoot him so we need to see how it goes. Oh

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He's like Larry. I'm not doing this show anymore. They're gonna chop my head off

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I'm like who is gonna chop your head off. They're coming to they're gonna chop my head off

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What are they gonna chop it off with he's got a sick-ass net. I know I mean that's a big-ass hacksaw

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Hopefully they do you would need a hacksaw. They know they have to do them like

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One of those ones with the hard rigid spine on the back those saws that have an extra he needs a chain

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Would be fucking awesome and remember these have the little guillotines or you put your finger in it

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Yeah, but no it's fake it would go around a marine antler Marie Antoinette shit

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And as you can see the American flag is upside down in distress in distress because our country is in distress Larry

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Yeah, ask me why like well cuz they cuz like Marie Antoinette. I think they said let them eat cock

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And holding transgender things. I mean you would know that oh, yeah

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Patron saint the patron saint of Boys

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You see my you seen the statue

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Everybody's just rubbing his ass

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It's like Lincoln it's like Lincoln knows at the memorial. It's all shiny and shit like the statues all

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You know tiredness, but my ass is as shiny as could be from people that film saying from them

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What's that one grave site where like they think it's

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They're like the cocks all shiny because the women think it's not a grave site

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It's a statue of something in the man where is but yeah, they think it's like the Rome some fertility

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Ah, so they rub. Yeah, yeah, it's all shiny from and they take pictures in front of it

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And that people are proud of doing it which is very hilarious. I stroked off the statue

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Wait a second, what'd you say?

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You know they take out the picture and they show people I stroked the statue

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Must be Hispanic you just gotta bump up against the wetdest pregnant

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Yeah, per capita and maybe we just keep on letting these people in here, right?

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I mean they do deserve to be here. They won't don't they yeah, right the women do

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Token oh my god spoken like a true perv

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Let's be honest. Yeah, let's keep it real

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But the currents the current situation and what's going on in this country is appalling isn't it?

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Oh, fuck. Yeah, man. There is just I mean, I don't know how people think that things are going right

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I mean democracy is just getting pushed to the wayside for communism and

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Fascism and people just don't want us to fucking live our lives. I really you know what I was thinking about this today

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I really do think that we're in a simulation and they're just putting the screws to us and seeing how much that we

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Can take hmm. You know talk about that. Well, it kind of makes sense doesn't it?

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The people that create the panic are the ones that have the solution

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Right well if we're in a simulation. I want to talk to the guy that's running my fucking

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Oh, good luck. You got to get unplugged to get there, but who even knows I mean this could be all fictitious

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I'm just saying I was thinking about it today like the stuff that they're doing to us is

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It's absurd. They're literally I was reading the stuff about 5g towers

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I know Larry. I don't give your medallion on Larry. Oh, yeah, you do have your 5g medallion on you could show it to the thing

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And so they built these so sweet and banned 5g towers and so what what happened was they built these towers and

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They were in proximity to

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Housing and all like just residential housing and people were getting sick and there's an actual list on the internet

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I looked this up of the side effects insomnia diarrhea

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Stomach cramps like leave it. What's that?

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Why are you doing that?

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Just holding up my fucking logo for my band

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But uh you can keep talking so these people basically the Swedish government

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I mean Sweden isn't exactly great that the war looking on the forum meets there

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Yeah, and they have the CERN collider, but I think they take care of their residents

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They have like a universal yeah, we know what and everybody gets along with each other check this out

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I was I toured with a band from Sweden for fucking like actually used for to help the people

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Sorry, I swear I toured with a band from Sweden for like a month one time and check this out though

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These guys whether they were signed or not

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Whether they were touring or doing gigs or not

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they literally got paid to practice because it was an art form and

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the government would buy them their guitars buy them the drums pay for fucking practice place and

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Everybody likes so okay, no matter the like if you're

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Fucking Paul McCartney and you wait listen listen

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You could be the Beatles or the Rolling Stones getting paid up here

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And you could be Larry Jones like me down here not getting anything and they take all the money

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It's pretty equally to all the bands so the ones that are high earners are fucking kicking down to the ones who are should be

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But no, dude, that's communism. No

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Yeah, so you would complain about that though

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You're on the road, but you know why they can actually do that and be successful doing it

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They make a lot of money

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They're pretty small well no because and there's not fucking people milk in this is right

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Everybody they all work. They're all white. Here's the problem. They're all

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Say it. They're all white. I don't know about that

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But they're all white with banks come on the most corrupt banks ever. Well, that's not anything. They're neutral. They're neutral on everything

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Yeah, that allows them to be as corrupt as they can possibly be

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Yeah, because I mean why didn't we're fighting fucking Hitler and Vade Sweden?

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You know what I mean because it is money hidden

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It was more than money

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They're producing the heavy water for the nukes. Yeah, well, which is crazy. I love the new set work

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It's heavy water, which is heavy water is this they had heavy water on Batman. Did you guys ever see the 1966 Batman movie?

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1966 yeah, the original one you fucking old balls, you know the real Batman not these cunts that they used

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Yeah, Adam West the God of Batman

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Don't talk trash about Adam. Oh, I don't want this is

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My friend my cousin candy my cousin candy was really good friends with Bert Ward and her name was Robin

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Yeah, okay, come on. She was really good friends with the team like she was really good. She was good friends with Aerosmith, too

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There was four four originals

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And I could name them well one was an MJ, right? Yeah

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Then the did learn the did learn that you

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Look at these sausages, I'm gonna do it. Oh, yeah, you know speaking of 5g though France actually told Apple

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They weren't gonna allow their iPhone 5 because it was too high on the Richter scale whatever they call it. I mean there were too many

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Whatever whatever that it's a I don't know what the scale is

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Yeah, I don't know what it exudes but all I know is that if you live in close proximity to it like we were talking about

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Oh, you're gonna have problems. It's definitely just like if you live by high tension wires. Yes, it's a lot of cancer

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Well, the whole thing is we always talk about this like Hitler. Hi, Hitler. Oh fucking said

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Oh, okay, Larry. No, no, no, no, that's not true. No, how he blurs a guy that we listen to Hitler. Yeah

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He's a podcaster. He's a cool guy. He's a flat earth there and he's a real smart guy and I love him

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Also does he puts the footwork in any makes movies, which are amazing. His movies are great. They're very good

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Very very good. He's one of the greatest fucking little documentary makers out there that doesn't have any money

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Well, no, he really

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Sourcing and shit. No, I know I know I'm saying he doesn't have finance

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He does show you that if you're a flat earth or you can get laid

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Friends out there

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Getting back to fucking what you know these these 5G towers, which is so funny that birds the migration they avoid these things now

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Fucks up their migration. Well fucks up their sine waves. Yes, and now check this out

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Not only the 5G towers, but also the

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Pinwheel things the windmills, okay

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Those fucking kill eagles and other birds, but there's some birds that are afraid to

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Cross the path of those things. Yes, so they fucked up their whole migration system

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It's fucked with the jet stream. It's fucking up everything all of those wind farms which create more fucking

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Garbage than anything else out there. I know a guy for you

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You can only bury those blades. Yeah, you can't fucking burn them

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You can't fucking do nothing now the materials that they're made out of are non recyclable

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I actually just did see something that some country figured out how to do something break them down

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Yeah, it costs 70 billion dollars for one

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But yeah, but who the hell's gonna ship up to a certain country that all they will exactly it's more commerce for everybody

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Yeah, do you think that you think that what's good for the economy people would invest in rather than killing people because that's what

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Here's the other thing to this fucking. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. This fucking tick-tock thing

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It's outrageous that did you see okay? I don't have tick-tock China wants the password. Well, no, they're getting them people are just giving them

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Like the whole Apple ID for the phone, but we want your apple ID well, no, we don't want it

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I know you give now and I mean around you give ID now

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That's what I mean doesn't it right now that we're fucking Russia and China's bitch

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Like it's I'll tell you what I don't mind being Russia's

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Dollar and a fucking crazy rate Putin is pretty fucking hot

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Okay, I don't mind being you and we always talk about this

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It'd be you know, I would vote for Jones with his shirt off and Kim Jong-un with his shirt off all on a horse

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Wait except I would have one of them at all

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I would have one of those suits on though. They give you fake muscles like a gimp suit

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That's my muscle suit. Yeah

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That's all right, oh

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I mean we're really being just destroyed from the inside of our own government

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Governments letting it happen. Well, no, they're not letting it happen. They're doing it

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Well, they're actually doing it part of it

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We were just talking about they keep shipping migrants in New York City and they can our government can't stop it

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It's coming from a border and then it fucking comes here. You can't stop it at the border

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Yeah, I mean are you that fucking retard?

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Oh, no, that's a thing I used to cross the border every day for a year and a half

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Well, look at my

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I smuggled people and drugs. No, I don't want to do that right now

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Good idea Larry

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And everything

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Here's called the white lawyers upstairs if you got a white coyote

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He's called the white coyote

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Way to coyote

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There's a bunch of stories there

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So so now okay, no, yeah

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There's a circle across the country. They just keep shipping them around and around and around

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Yeah, let's see how they do it. Let's see there's someone in fucking Montana. They want to fuck these kids

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All right, send them over there. Okay. Now someone in Florida wants to fuck these kids. All right, send them over there

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All right, so now it's someone in Wisconsin. That's a lot of the flow of fucking crazy

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There were 2.2 million illegals that came over the border last year, dude

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There's more than that. No, that's what they counted. That's what I'm saying. You gotta say fucking about eight times more than that

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Yeah, yeah, I don't know about eight dude these fuckers have their hands

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We actually have numbers on these people because these cities are actually taking count of them

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But they don't know where they're going should tattoo the numbers right on their forehead

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So there are these cock suckers are I mean

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Forehead because they can wear a certain camp, right? That's what we should do. That always works out. Well, don't worry

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They'll have one and we'll be in it. I'm gonna talk to fucking. Yeah, we're gonna be in one zoom

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I'm gonna talk to a whirlpool and we'll get some big ovens made

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And then you know, okay? Okay, uncle eight off. Oh

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Yeah, eight off true dough

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eight off Mon you

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So it was Christmas time you guys all know probably who watched our Christmas episode

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You're probably glad to see that needles didn't commit suicide. I am alive. I was good. I said I was gonna shoot myself on camera when I didn't

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For even it's a plug-in holiday, but no sure he even born

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I'll tell you I do like watching Christmas movies like Christmas

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Vacation Christmas vacation what Christmas vacation and vacation what's the

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Original gas planes trains and automobiles

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Cuts a classic hey, he's like they were driving the wrong way in the highway

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Dude classic I didn't see it

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Oh, you know, so what happens is John Candy. All right. No, he's probably lying to me right?

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Okay, listen, he's an international shipper. Okay, so what he does is he goes to China. All right

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What do you mean bullshit? Okay, so he goes to China and he sells rubber dishclubs

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All right, and he's also accessories for rubber dishclubs like they have these knuckle pads that go on them

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So you can scrub the dishes and do them at the same time and then they have an ice pack on the wrist

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So when you get hit you can just hold it up to your eye. Oh my god

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That last part I was

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Something I know you always tell me the wrong fucking things about these movies. I'll tell you what I saw

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I saw a wonderful life. I saw the one with the kid with the Santa Claus is like a shooty-riot

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Santa oh, no, I'll shoot your I'll Christmas story. Yeah

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Oh, yeah, that's a classic. Oh, yeah, and then I saw a wonderful life must be front

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Must be Italian

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Yeah, I just want to say there's a kid. There's a YouTube streaming show called caribou heart TV my band cataconic

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I'm gonna fucking give him a side cataconic

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Second are you doing ads in the middle of our fucking plan on caribou heart TV on New Year's Eve? So tune into that

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I think he's got a timer every 30 minutes. It goes on royalties

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You can get there already own 25 25% I came up with them a 51%

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So here's what happened me and I got a song

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I'm talking I got a song of one of the many songs about getting high and I say this one line where I say we're catatonic and

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Needle says you should say cataconic Larry and I said no

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I'm not gonna change the words of my song, but I am gonna use that fucking word for the name of my band

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See look at that's how fucking that's how rock and roll

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That's how the and then every time I fucking have a sticker or sell a t-shirt or make a new song needles like I want

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They would have them practice like and or they would play on 4th of July in the backyard

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And I would get on the microphone right in the middle of the set and I'd be like I made the name

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The band

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51% my lawyers right over there

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Even though it's still

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Okay, I mean what the fuck Larry how many fucking things are we gonna do and did you change the camera come on do

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I know you already did six times fuck man. That's like a thousand dollars you owe me man. Oh

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Speaking of which I gotta make it up. I gotta make a huge huge apology. Yeah time fucking set me twice

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No, listen, I forgot to fucking say about Tom's

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Free clinic autumn or and no, I just got to say because he's pissed off

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I gotta say twice during this show about Tom's

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We didn't do it last

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You just getting Brazilian wax

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No, but listen, I mean a sugar

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We need to be each death

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They are pissed off because we fucking forgot to read their ad last week

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I know exactly what you're talking about. Okay, so we've been doing everybody out there Tom's free clinic automotive

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In veterinary services my jingle right now. No, you're not gonna do the jingle

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I just want to say I want to apologize to Tom and everybody don't forget about Tom's he's like Barbara Streisand a showstopper

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What the fuck

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and

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My god, this is what I got to deal with you guys do what he remembers

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So I got a great story and this is you know what this one is definitely. I'm so happy it came

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At the end of the year

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Let me see

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This is the story is this um, what side story about how needles got hooked on dope. No

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So the bite administration spends taxpayer dollars on ballroom dancing program to have lift transgender

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Transgender youth in Peru makes sense. I mean dude, I can't make this up. I'm not

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Is there any transgender youth in Peru? I think it anywhere else. No, I think there's one

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You know what you just say that we are running the child sex trafficking ring

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Well, no, that's what that's what the ad saying

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I don't know what the ad says

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If you go to any one of these countries and ask you like if there's a transgender be like what the fuck is

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They show that shit where they go to these countries and the people are on the only place

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They're like should a woman have a penis should a man have a vagina should a man have a baby

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We're gonna fucking kill you

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I think I fight more. I think every man should have a vagina to stick his dick into

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Well, that's why they make pocket twats. Oh, I mean Jesus man. You can carry it around with you

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And I got married. I'm so dumb

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And I fucking went

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I'm not like a psychopath. I have a lot of stumps. Well, you just put it up the Walmart, you know, if you get frisky and Walmart, they got it at Walmart

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I see a real perv dude go to the handicap stall to see get some

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So you get some fucking room you can put your legs out. I wasn't thinking even going in the bathroom. I thought I was gonna do it in Walmart somewhere

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Stick it to you're just gonna use it in your hand. Yeah

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Suction cup you probably

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Mean I'm wearing great. You're just gonna walk around Walmart. I don't know about these kind of things

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You said you did that's what you would do

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No

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You just watch back and everyone already knows that I didn't say that fucking walk around Walmart with the pocket twat

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And just bang it while you're walking

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It probably wouldn't be the first time

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What the beauty of today's times is that no one would say anything to me

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Oh, yeah, yeah

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Shot you'd have to do it in blackface. Oh my god, I would but let your hands be white still for the cops

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No, I could do it in the summertime. I don't think I'm some kind of fucking Iranian

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I'll grow my fucking mustache and be real tan and nothing always

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wear a lot of cologne

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jewelry

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Like oh, yeah, this guy's fucking he's a smarty Syrian

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He's on a break from driving his taxi

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No, I mean or trafficking women he's on a break from al-qaeda. Yeah, well

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Because we made all this shit up the fun everything

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I mean think about who our next enemy is the people were funding. That's the funny thing, right?

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I mean we're involved in what three fucking four fucking wars right now

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It's a greed. I said how we just spend money on nothing like the Houthis even though the fucking who these are

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The who's a good iron who these in the blowfish?

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No, they're backed by Iran and they're attacking our warships in the Red Sea. Oh, man yesterday

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They shot down 15 different devices rather be ballistic missiles or drones

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Dude don't bring 10 drones at them at once

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Loaded with weapon and it's so crazy you guys don't know about this hence the what the American flag being in distress

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God bless America and get right with God because that's all that fucking matters sometimes

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Do you know I think our government has a drone that can hold six?

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Like atomic children on it

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Can't be divided to the White House really

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It's atomic warheads in a camp you can't be detected. He come on

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They make shit smaller than that what it's a bit of a decision rich plutonium

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And you can figure out a nice blasting device or something to trigger it. They're all about wars taking time

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Well, we're taking money right killing is good. Yeah, you know, what is it? Oh, it's a killing it

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My business is killing and killing is good or what is it?

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Yeah, it's fucking killing you

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That's all about the war machine keep the military industrial complex just keeps on rearing its head

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And we give nothing to do about it. Oh, so we vote on the Israeli war fuck. No, do we vote on sending our shit?

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Well, no, it's so I democracy is gone. I don't know how true this is but did you see that new?

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Dead Kennedy's bed time post where a woman comes on there saying so my husband owns a gun store and the ATF

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Notified him that immigrants applying for fire

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If they're gonna be a police

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They are exempt from the background California

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No, I think it's a country they're exempt from background checks to get a firearm. I don't know how you I didn't check into this look at

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How great Mexico's doing it kind of sounds like it's true look at they're allowing them to be cops

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Okay, but look at this though. Okay. Look at Mexico. This is away people's guns and what happens well, if I can get

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People that can get guns take over. Well, yeah, I mean fucking a listen man

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I have some good stories about a friend. I knew that used to bring

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Bullets in the Mexico and it was worth more than lives down there literally

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And then he would come back with double my guns coming out there

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And yeah, just the bullets as lawyers would speak in a money is what we're gonna need 20 gauge. I gotta get well

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That's that's good. That's the one that you're gonna give me the bullets for yeah

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No, it's well gauges a little it's not as harsh. It's still like for close quarters

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Uh-huh. It's not as good for living room. No, I'm saying even living room. It's real good. Okay

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I mean, you don't you know, you don't want buckshot. You still you know, I got the good slugs

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Okay, you want to 20 20 gauges and get a blow out of your hands like even you know

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And it does pretty much it does just it does fine for damage wise

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Yeah, but we do have a problem with the way that our money is being spent right and we have nothing we can do about it. We are

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It's all fucking sheep. Well. Yeah, do you see all of a sudden, Massachusetts now they're taking Trump off the ballot?

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Colorado's put in constitutional

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They're just doing this for fucking like and the Republicans are probably gonna do it to buy it somewhere

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They're literally doing this for like no, they won't the Republicans won't do it first of all their pussies

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Second of all, they don't join together third of all, they don't fight dirty like that. Well, these Democrats

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You're reason everything for face value

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That's all I got is face value. Here's the other thing you shouldn't like we should stop calling them Democrats because they're fucking commie

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Fucking socialist

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Remember we were talking about the DNC in Chicago when they were true

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I used to be a Democrat crack and when they

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Goals and Democrats beating hippies up. They were into slavery to man

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Democrats were the ones that were into slavery Republican started to fucking quash

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from that shit, but I don't you know last time a president was kept off the ballot Abraham Lincoln

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Yes, sir, and the reason that you should tell you something. Well, no, that's gonna scare us. That's how good

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Trump is a race crime and Civil War well, you've seen the

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Porn from the porno films that I've seen sex tapes alone you didn't see the Abraham Lincoln sex tapes. Oh, man, they're hot

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Okay, what's Larry?

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You talk about Stallone when he shit on the glass table. I didn't see that one. Yeah

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I just I remember watching it was like the you know, I don't know why but when we fall saw the Jennifer

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Oh, what's that? What's house and Jennifer Lawrence? No Pam Anderson. Oh, Pam Anderson complete

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sex tape

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Oh, I don't want to see Jennifer but Pam Anderson sex tape

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They had like two precursors to like the build up to her porn. Oh, yeah, one was sliced alone

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I mean he had to be young as fuck and it was kind of crazy because it was I think it may have been for Rocky

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Yeah, oh, this may have. Oh, yeah, it may have even been in black and white

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But like all of a sudden you see it's just naked brought in the bed

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The door just bust open and Stallone like jumped from the doorway

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And started just

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Like he landed right in

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A movie so he had to do porn. Yeah, I had to get rid of butt kisses. Hey, it left an impression on me

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I've never seen something about it. Yeah, I've never seen a guy just

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Have women shit on glass tables while you laid underneath it. I don't know how much I don't know why all your fucking porn fantasies revolve around that

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You are sick

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Movie that was supposedly made but it seems like all the movies you talk about there's some kind of

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There was a gun

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I did watch this. I'm not even gonna talk about it. What Maca-fee you John John Maca-fee

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That guy was all those broads were like they had a what they did that Larry the hell's that thing got it? Yeah

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Where they uh, man, bitch you will you relax in?

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Hamic hammock man. You can't remember I don't even smoke and weed

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They used to have a hole in the hammock

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I mean come on he killed his neighbor

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They had a hole in the hammock. Yeah, they would shit. Oh

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Oh, man

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Classy what the fuck kill this neighbor and then he absconded and then fucking was living on a boat

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They made a documentary about it. Yeah, I see parts from that. I seen parts from that. Oh fuck

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He's got all these hookers around him. Yeah, he

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Yeah, he exuded what?

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It's a guy who made malware or I would hang around with him. Is that what it was? Yeah, Miller software Maca-fee

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Yeah, John Maca-fee was like malware and so when you get that suited what those type of people like he was

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Man, you still haven't shaved your ear hair. Oh my god, man

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This is been fucking this is a new ongoing bit. I should start measuring it

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Every time because it just shines in the light. This was over by the way, you are an old bastard

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I leave him alone. That's the way he gave us this joint

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He gave us this joint and we're still smoking on these joints in there. That's one of the perverted weird numbers man rolled it

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Yeah, it's a square joint. This one's actually triangular

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I didn't fucking get smashed. You're gonna get a parking ticket you finook. Oh

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Yeah, all right now. I got herpes. So

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But yeah, back if he and yeah fucking appetite. Yeah, they suicided. Well, I mean listen

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He was a smart dude watching that thing about Bill Clinton

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He thinks he's still alive banging chicks and doing blow. Yeah, no, he's lucky. No, he's not

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It's a big lie that he's dead. No, he's dead

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Dead dead. They release this Epstein list like they're supposed to it's only matter time before Clinton's had another couple people

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Oh, yeah, are you really gonna be shocked? It was over what?

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2000 names on the Epstein

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Released nine but these are supposed to be a lot of them

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These are names of the victims. Well, yeah, but I just hope I don't see Keith Richards on there

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I mean, I expect to see fucking Mick Jagger, but I don't I hope I don't I hope Keith's not that kind of an asshole

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I do want to make a t-shirt. I don't think it's gonna be like the Hollywood scene here

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I think it's gonna it's supposed to be people. What's it gonna say? Needle?

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I was gonna make a Hollywood shirt or chose the list of Epstein's

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Clients and that says a Larry and Needle show

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I'll put their thumbs up on the Lolita Express

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We should do the waving out the window

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You and I with our

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Picture with Epstein where he's got that kid

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Knocked out

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How about when they ask Bill Gates, well, you know, what's your biggest regret about fucking around hanging out with Epstein

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He's dead

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That tells you all you need to know

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Hillary

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Do you have any did you learn any lessons or do you have any advice for other people about what happened with that?

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Nothing like

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Children children that have been abused. It's a horrible

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Person

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Why you know why he didn't say anything about the children because he's a fucking pedophile sodomite

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His name is on the fucking list and there's pictures and he admits hanging out with him

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So anybody that okay did it do was one

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Person I would like to practice my fucking crowd in the guy on it would be that fucking go on

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Yeah, I'd like to just I used to go to the strip clubs in Oregon

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And would invite them all back to his place and just have parties with all the strippers. Yeah, cuz he's an old

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I mean nerd I would have been doing the same shit. Yeah, I mean you got billions

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I'm sitting out with this guy goose and he fucking soul blown this guy's fucking

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This guy's got all the strippers on man. Hi. He lived above Carl's bar. Oh damn. Yeah

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I know I remember my boss took me there for a liquid lunch and all of a sudden

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From the bathroom, he's got some girl that just gave birth squirting

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It was probably for a couple of you may

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Think they were Lehman. Well, I know I took

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You know what no it was cuz after my boss took there took me there. I'm like you guys got

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Bucks you want to see my hobbies

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They would be completely naked

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Well, they're like you have to pay to see my you give him like two bucks and then you can do

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Two toaster twat if you want

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Everybody's just all

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Fucking guy Bill Gates is running. I mean

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What are you

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I'm

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worth

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Mary's Archie

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But you know what's funny is Mary knew everyone in all those places we go in there

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This is my boyfriend. I'd be like, hey, it's up.

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And then I knew every Coke dealer in the whole area after that.

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Oh, yeah. No, that was a little rough area.

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What the hell was that area?

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That wasn't Schiller Park. It was that was that stone park.

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Stone Park. That's what it was. Yeah.

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It was like a small little section.

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Yeah. It was like it was like the open floor.

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It was the unincorporated part of a major city.

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Yeah, which is fucked up.

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There's a trailer park.

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But people think of running the fucking dude.

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But when people think of unincorporated places,

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they think of places that are fucking deserted.

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Yeah.

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With, you know, or it's a separate.

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00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,900
No sidewalks. That's what I think of a running.

431
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,900
It's never like in a major city.

432
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,900
Now it's like, okay, here's all the whorehouses.

433
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:15,900
But they still have them though.

434
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,900
The Coke. Oh yeah.

435
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,900
But they're still in the trailer park.

436
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,900
Just because we don't go there, it didn't mean they stopped doing it.

437
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:23,900
No, I think they're shut down.

438
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,900
Bobby's bar might still be there.

439
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:29,900
You go on Instagram or you can see Louis D's and Bobby's bar.

440
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:30,900
They have a page.

441
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,900
Yeah, it's hilarious.

442
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:32,900
Holy shit.

443
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:33,900
Yeah. I mean, this was how many years ago?

444
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,900
You were gonna fucking promote

445
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:37,900
25 years of globalization.

446
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,900
Because that's all it is.

447
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,900
They would put a chair in the middle of the room

448
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:41,900
and the chicken would get naked and you would be...

449
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,900
Only fans ruined all that shit.

450
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:44,900
Now these girls don't have to ruin that shit.

451
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:45,900
Well, the internet ruined everything.

452
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:46,900
Yeah.

453
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,900
Listen, like we were talking about before.

454
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,900
So I watched fucking The Cams.

455
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,900
Oh yeah.

456
00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,900
And because you know what?

457
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,900
DuPort is so violent lately.

458
00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,900
It is absurd how violent it is.

459
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:01,900
It's not even like...

460
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,900
I like the classics.

461
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,900
Well, I mean, you want a big moth, right?

462
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,900
Big boobs, like original boobs.

463
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:08,900
I like it all.

464
00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:10,900
I like old school boobs.

465
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,900
But the new stuff is just...

466
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,900
It's too much.

467
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,900
It's too much. It's too impressive.

468
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:17,900
That's what it is.

469
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:20,900
And then it teaches these kids or teaches these people.

470
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:23,900
You know what? Pornhub is run by the FBI.

471
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:25,900
That's all it is.

472
00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:26,900
A lot of money in it.

473
00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:27,900
I mean, maybe stupid not to.

474
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:29,900
But what they do is though, think about this.

475
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:32,900
So would you think these traffic bitches end up?

476
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:34,900
Well, no, but listen, if you set up an account

477
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,900
or if you comment on Pornhub,

478
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,900
these people can get your shit now

479
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,900
and then they can reverse back to see who you are.

480
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,900
Now if you're a person of imposition,

481
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:45,900
what they do is they take your algorithm

482
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,900
and they move it towards younger children.

483
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:48,900
Oh.

484
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:50,900
Okay. So then, but then you know,

485
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,900
you're watching Tranny Porn, bro.

486
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:53,900
You know what I mean?

487
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,900
And then fucking, they figure out your algorithm.

488
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:58,900
They fucking warp your mind.

489
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,900
And it's all a PSY app. That's all it is.

490
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,900
And they're using the most...

491
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,900
Pussy is worse.

492
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,900
That is the number one drug, I think.

493
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:07,900
You know what I mean?

494
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,900
It's a good drug. Easily.

495
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,900
Easily it's a drug.

496
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:13,900
There's no fucking doubting that.

497
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,900
Honeypot.

498
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:16,900
You know?

499
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:18,900
I mean, Larry was going to be a honeypot for the IDF

500
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,900
when fucking guys got took over.

501
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,900
I mean, look at him, man.

502
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,900
He's felt as hell.

503
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:25,900
And he knows Krav Maga.

504
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:27,900
Barely, but I mean,

505
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:30,900
enough to get past whatever they want to be called.

506
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:31,900
Some hummuses.

507
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,900
Oh yeah, shit.

508
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,900
We were talking about a story, weren't we?

509
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:35,900
That's 9-1.

510
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:36,900
Oh, speaking of that, did you hear?

511
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:37,900
Enough to get past the first...

512
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,900
Kroh Schwab is number two, came out

513
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,900
ranting and raving about how there's going to be a cyber attack

514
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,900
before 2025.

515
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:44,900
Oh, that's more fucking...

516
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,900
No, but like their whole plan is that

517
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,900
they want to combine

518
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:50,900
the banking industry

519
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,900
with basically

520
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:53,900
the DOJ.

521
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:54,900
Well, they want no digital currency,

522
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:55,900
and then they want a fucking...

523
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:56,900
They want a call to be won.

524
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:57,900
Yeah, you can't do that.

525
00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,900
So then they can supervise everything.

526
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:00,900
Well, yeah.

527
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,900
And then they come out with the CBD scenes.

528
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:04,900
I mean, you don't even control your money anymore.

529
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:05,900
Then it goes to...

530
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,900
What the hell is that other thing?

531
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:08,900
What's that?

532
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:09,900
Man, my brain isn't working today.

533
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:10,900
It doesn't, see?

534
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:11,900
You want me to kick you?

535
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:12,900
Yeah.

536
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,900
Yeah, that's what they showed us last night.

537
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:15,900
That'd be hilarious.

538
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:16,900
You just slapped them.

539
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,900
Then they start with the credit system.

540
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:21,900
Well, yeah, they were a central digital currency.

541
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,900
Yeah.

542
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:23,900
There he is.

543
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,900
Okay, so that's Trudeau.

544
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:25,900
Oh, how's Trudeau?

545
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,900
Shout out to No Nick.

546
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,900
I want to say I want to thank my brother,

547
00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:30,900
No Sherd Nick for...

548
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:31,900
That painting is fantastic.

549
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,900
Mm-hmm.

550
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:33,900
He's an artist.

551
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:34,900
I saw that night to do a double shirt.

552
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,900
No Sherd Nick, my brother painted this...

553
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:37,900
You've been in a rough this while we're talking,

554
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,900
but okay, that's fine.

555
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,900
Yeah, well, we're talking about the painting,

556
00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:40,900
so I'll show it real quick.

557
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,900
No Sherd Nick painted me this painting for Christmas,

558
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:44,900
because he's a cheap ass,

559
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:46,900
and he doesn't want to spend any money on me,

560
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:48,900
but I got to say, man,

561
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,900
this is like one of the best fucking Christmas presents

562
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,900
I ever got in my life.

563
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:53,900
I know what the Hitler mustache.

564
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:54,900
No, when you think about it,

565
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,900
dude, the time he spent on that,

566
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:57,900
how much money can he make an hour?

567
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,900
That's...

568
00:37:58,900 --> 00:37:59,900
From what?

569
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,900
Well, no, how much money he can make an hour,

570
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,900
and then he took the time out to paint that?

571
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:03,900
Oh.

572
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:04,900
I'd rather have a gift like that.

573
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:05,900
Me too, me too.

574
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:07,900
I'm just busting his balls.

575
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,900
Because, yeah, dude, that painting's fantastic.

576
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:10,900
Because I know he's listening.

577
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,900
He's a no-talent son of a bitch.

578
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,900
But you know, he rifled this out pretty fast.

579
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:15,900
Really?

580
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:16,900
Yeah.

581
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:17,900
I mean, I don't see...

582
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:18,900
Here's what he did.

583
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:19,900
When they did the...

584
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,900
See, it says 222.

585
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:21,900
Yeah.

586
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,900
When all the trucker shit was going on,

587
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:24,900
when Trudeau was fucking over...

588
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:25,900
Like 222?

589
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:26,900
Yeah.

590
00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:27,900
That's some Corey Feldman shit right there.

591
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:28,900
Isn't that wild?

592
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:29,900
Yeah.

593
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,900
And when all the trucker shit was going on,

594
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:32,900
Trudeau was on the TV all the time.

595
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:33,900
Yeah, and then they shut the bank account down

596
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,900
of all the truckers.

597
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,900
So he just took a picture...

598
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:36,900
What the fuck, man?

599
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,900
I know, but he just took a picture of the TV

600
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:39,900
and then just drew him.

601
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,900
Oh shit, that's dude, that's f...

602
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:42,900
I mean, dude, that's spot on.

603
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:43,900
It's fantastic.

604
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:44,900
It is fantastic.

605
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:45,900
I'm just talking about this.

606
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:46,900
It's great.

607
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,900
What's gonna happen if the government gets a hold of your money,

608
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:49,900
they shut your shit down?

609
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:50,900
Yeah, they're gonna not get shit on.

610
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:51,900
They did it already.

611
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:54,900
Listen, everything, there's a precursor to every event.

612
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:55,900
No, that's what happens with the...

613
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:56,900
Sorry, I interrupted.

614
00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:57,900
The cyber...

615
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,900
You son of a fucking bitch, Polak.

616
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:00,900
When they do this cyber attack,

617
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:01,900
Yes.

618
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:02,900
That's when they're gonna...

619
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:03,900
All of a sudden, now there's cyber...

620
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:04,900
Oh.

621
00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:05,900
For cyber regulations to protect us.

622
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,900
Well, when they shut down the internet,

623
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:08,900
everybody's fucked.

624
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:09,900
What are you gonna do?

625
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:10,900
They'll bring it back, but then they're,

626
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,900
oh, we have to give all these regulations...

627
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:13,900
It's gonna be like COVID.

628
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:14,900
...to protect you.

629
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:15,900
Well, no, it's like June 9, 11.

630
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:16,900
Well...

631
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:17,900
We need to invade on your freedom of speech and listening.

632
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:18,900
Yeah, the Patriot Act.

633
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:19,900
Yeah.

634
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:20,900
That's the biggest scam ever written into the fucking humanity.

635
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,900
It's gonna be the same thing,

636
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,900
but now it's gonna be the cyber Patriot Act.

637
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:24,900
Yeah.

638
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:25,900
It's just like fucking Obama,

639
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:28,900
signing over all of our rights while being the best...

640
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:29,900
He is...

641
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:33,900
Obama is the best actor that the United States has ever had.

642
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:34,900
He really is.

643
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,900
He's actually the worst actor.

644
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:37,900
And Bush was a shill.

645
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:38,900
I mean, he was...

646
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:39,900
No kidding.

647
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,900
You know what I mean?

648
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:41,900
I do like George Bush Jr.

649
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:42,900
He's like a fun guy to party with.

650
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,900
He had to party with, but not to be the president.

651
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,900
But the first African-American president?

652
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:48,900
Come on, man.

653
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:51,900
You have to be a real correct charismatic son of a bitch.

654
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,900
You know, I like Hunter Biden.

655
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:54,900
He seems cool too,

656
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:55,900
but I don't want him to rule the country,

657
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,900
but I would definitely party with him.

658
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:58,900
Yeah, I don't know about that, man.

659
00:39:58,900 --> 00:39:59,900
He might try to blow you.

660
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,900
You gotta watch out, man.

661
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,900
That guy's in some weird shit.

662
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:03,900
Whatever.

663
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:04,900
Yeah, tell me what.

664
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:05,900
What do you mean, whatever?

665
00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:06,900
I know Larry.

666
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:07,900
I'm just not gonna...

667
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:08,900
I'm just not gonna...

668
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,900
Fuck you.

669
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,900
I'm not gonna just let him do whatever he wants.

670
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:12,900
I am a fucking saint.

671
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:13,900
He knows Rob McGon.

672
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:14,900
Yeah, I gotta say in this.

673
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,900
I got to know the teacher Larry's face,

674
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:18,900
and it says I'm down.

675
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:21,900
I love it.

676
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:22,900
But I'll tell you what.

677
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:26,900
The Saturday Night Live was like Dana Carvey and Will Ferrell.

678
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:27,900
Never saw it.

679
00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:30,900
Oh, when they were doing like George Bush and George Bush Sr.

680
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:31,900
Oh, yeah.

681
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:32,900
Well, yeah.

682
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:33,900
They were funny.

683
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:34,900
When Saturday Night was good.

684
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,900
They actually made a mockery of what was going on in the country.

685
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:37,900
Yeah.

686
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:38,900
And then they got woke.

687
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:39,900
Now they're too much of pussies to do that, right?

688
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,900
Well, no, they got woke and they go with their fucking...

689
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:42,900
Now they're pussies.

690
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:43,900
People still watch it, man.

691
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:44,900
I don't know.

692
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,900
No.

693
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:46,900
Woke equals pussy.

694
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:47,900
No, woke equals bro.

695
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:48,900
My book it does.

696
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:49,900
Woke equals bro.

697
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,900
Woke equals a fucking cunt that I could probably blow over with feathers.

698
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:52,900
Not the pussies.

699
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:53,900
Just throwing that fjord around Larry.

700
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,900
Not the pussy you like.

701
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:57,900
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

702
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:58,900
Man pussied.

703
00:40:58,900 --> 00:40:59,900
What's that?

704
00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:00,900
Man pussied.

705
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:01,900
Woke is a pussy.

706
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:02,900
That's what woke is, yeah.

707
00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:07,900
Anybody heads as woke is like the type of person.

708
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,900
Oh, you said that it offends me and shit.

709
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,900
What offends you though?

710
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,900
That's a funny thing.

711
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:13,900
Nothing offends me.

712
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,900
I'm not saying you, but you're vocalizing about a person.

713
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:18,900
Yes, what offends you?

714
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:23,900
Well, when I was jamming with the girl band and I would say certain things and they'd

715
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:27,900
all four of me at once would be like, and I'd be like, what did I say wrong now?

716
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,900
And they'd be like, Larry, you're not supposed to say that.

717
00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:31,900
Yeah, please put your dick away.

718
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,900
You're not supposed to do it.

719
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,900
For practicing.

720
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:35,900
What?

721
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:36,900
Yeah.

722
00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:37,900
This is how I practice.

723
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:46,900
What do you think when we went to the midget wrestling and Bort's rollers buddies were

724
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,900
like, I was telling people I was working with them going to midget wrestling, they were

725
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,900
like, you can't say that.

726
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,900
He's like, yes, I can.

727
00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:55,900
He was the advertisement.

728
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,900
And they're like, oh, I guess you can.

729
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:58,900
Yeah, fuck you, man.

730
00:41:58,900 --> 00:41:59,900
It's hilarious because that's what I'm talking about.

731
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:00,900
I could say whatever the fuck I want.

732
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,900
I could say whatever the MWO shout out to the MWO.

733
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:06,900
And they were cursing the trainees.

734
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,900
They were saying the F word.

735
00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:09,900
They were saying for good.

736
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,900
Yeah, they were cursing everybody.

737
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:12,900
They were fucked.

738
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:13,900
Fucked by everything.

739
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:14,900
Yeah, dude.

740
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,900
That was the best thing.

741
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:20,900
That was the best part about it was I always wanted to be in one of those fuck Joe Biden

742
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,900
chance in a big fucking crowd.

743
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:23,900
That was fun.

744
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:24,900
And that was really fun.

745
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:25,900
Fuck Joe Biden.

746
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:26,900
Fuck Joe Biden.

747
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:27,900
Fuck Joe Biden.

748
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:30,900
As he jumped out of the first row.

749
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,900
Not even the second one.

750
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:35,900
It was so funny.

751
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:37,900
Everyone's going, very entertaining.

752
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:39,900
Everyone's going top rope, top rope.

753
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:41,900
And he goes up to the second rope.

754
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,900
And then he goes back down to the first.

755
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:47,900
Yeah, then you're literally, it looks like someone just throws like a seven inch board

756
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:48,900
right on the ground.

757
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,900
It just bounces up and down.

758
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:53,900
That was good.

759
00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:56,900
I mean, that is the best part.

760
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:57,900
Did you guys talk about that?

761
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:58,900
Yeah, we were talking about it.

762
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,900
The fuck Joe Biden part though.

763
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:01,900
We did not talk about it.

764
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:07,900
And I got to say it was very, very fun being in that fuck Joe Biden chant because I couldn't

765
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:08,900
agree more.

766
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:09,900
Fuck Joe Biden.

767
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,900
I mean, if you want to, we could probably arrange it.

768
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:12,900
That guy doesn't know what's going on.

769
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,900
He'd probably give it to you hard.

770
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:17,900
It's here and how people keep saying they don't feed public.

771
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:19,900
Fuck Joe Biden means I'm doing the fucking.

772
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,900
I'm not getting fucked by Joe Biden.

773
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,900
I mean, he's already fucking me now.

774
00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:28,900
So, you know, if it's going to happen, I don't want to be the one doing the fucking.

775
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,900
I don't know man, you both got bad hips.

776
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,900
So it might be, but you might lock up.

777
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,900
I think mine's probably better than his.

778
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,900
Like dogs, they just lock up together.

779
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,900
Oh, oh.

780
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:39,900
I like that.

781
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:43,900
I like the Biden joke when they talk about after he's done with his speech, he like turns

782
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:44,900
into a Roomba.

783
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,900
There's no which way to turn.

784
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:47,900
Oh, that's it.

785
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:50,900
And then they put the shaking hand in there.

786
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:53,900
Shakes the air a little bit.

787
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:56,900
I mean, talk about being a shill for the government.

788
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:57,900
Oh my God.

789
00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,900
Shout out to the shill of the United States government.

790
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,900
He's been Ruby.

791
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,900
Who's the guy who shot Ruby fucking?

792
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:04,900
Jack Ruby and.

793
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,900
I mean, he shot Oswald.

794
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,900
Yeah, Jack Ruby and Oswald.

795
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:09,900
Jack Rubenstein.

796
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:10,900
Fuck you.

797
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:11,900
Jew.

798
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:12,900
Timothy McVeigh.

799
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,900
Timothy McVeigh.

800
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:14,900
Another Jew.

801
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:16,900
And the Ruby Ridge guy.

802
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:18,900
Another Jew, Timothy McVeigh.

803
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:21,900
Okay, I mean, you know, I don't know why you're just totally.

804
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,900
Oh, no, I'm thinking of anti-Livet.

805
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:24,900
I'm sorry.

806
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:25,900
I know nothing about Timothy.

807
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:26,900
I take that back.

808
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:27,900
Timothy McVeigh.

809
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:28,900
You're fucked.

810
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:29,900
Oh, kids.

811
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,900
This is the French word.

812
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:31,900
Mushmuth.

813
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,900
Fucker.

814
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:33,900
Mushmuth.

815
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:39,900
Because because anti-Livet's real name was like, you know, more to go.

816
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:44,900
And then now he's going to say Taylor Swift's daughter usually does.

817
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:45,900
We all know.

818
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:46,900
I mean, the country is in distress.

819
00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:47,900
Larry, what are we going to do?

820
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:49,900
What the fuck do we do?

821
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:52,900
Do we keep giving drugs to people for free?

822
00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:56,900
I mean, did you see what happened with the BLM garden in Seattle?

823
00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:57,900
Oh, yeah.

824
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:58,900
Yeah.

825
00:44:58,900 --> 00:44:59,900
Do you know what I mean?

826
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:00,900
The BLM garden.

827
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:03,900
Is that the name of the stadium now?

828
00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:04,900
No.

829
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:05,900
No.

830
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,900
I wouldn't surprise me.

831
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:12,900
That's a name for an area that's overrun by drug addicts and drug dealers and prostitution

832
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:18,900
and murders and ODs and countless nefarious things going out of people of not good nature.

833
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:23,900
It's like a little square, a garden in the fucking town square or whatever.

834
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:27,900
So is that the one that's like, this is our city, our law?

835
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:28,900
No, no, no, no.

836
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:29,900
That's the Chaz thing.

837
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:30,900
This is the Chaz.

838
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:35,900
This was actually set up and put there by the fucking authorities.

839
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:36,900
Oh, Christ.

840
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,900
There's a little garden for you guys.

841
00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:43,900
A garden in the Black Farmers Union or something ran it, but then.

842
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:46,900
And everyone came and fucked it up because there's a bunch of junkies.

843
00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:55,900
They do because there was a fucking law signed by the state Supreme Court of Washington downgrading

844
00:45:55,900 --> 00:46:00,900
public use of drugs and decriminalization and all this bullshit and open use of drugs.

845
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:02,900
It was a gross misdemeanor.

846
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:07,900
And now people are trying to repeal it, but they just won't let it go.

847
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:08,900
I mean, it's.

848
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:09,900
Well, once you.

849
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,900
This is in Seattle.

850
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:15,900
This is in Seattle, Portland, Seattle, Washington, Seattle.

851
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:19,900
But it was funny because this lady was like, which are interchangeable.

852
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:20,900
Yeah, it's not DC.

853
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:21,900
It's what state of Washington.

854
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:26,900
Yeah, yeah, it's in Seattle and what do you call it?

855
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,900
That's fucked up.

856
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:29,900
The home of the fucking.

857
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:33,900
No, it was like once you released the hounds on that shit, like it's never being turned

858
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:34,900
back.

859
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,900
Well, the black lady was like, you're gonna like that's it.

860
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:37,900
They came.

861
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:39,900
Did you see the video like this?

862
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:40,900
We all right.

863
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:41,900
I don't know.

864
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:45,400
I'm about to fucking live tards of tick tock, which I don't use tick tock.

865
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,400
I don't condone it.

866
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,400
Yes, you do.

867
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,900
China is taking your fucking.

868
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:50,900
If you use it, then get out of here.

869
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:51,900
Nothing funnier than that.

870
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:52,900
Chill for China now.

871
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:53,900
But those.

872
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:54,900
Tick tock.

873
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:56,900
There's nothing funnier than that.

874
00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,900
But I don't want that shit on my phone, though.

875
00:46:58,900 --> 00:46:59,900
Well, you can see.

876
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:02,900
The good thing is though, you can see it on Instagram.

877
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:03,900
Just as well.

878
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:07,400
Well, our information, like we keep talking about our information is worth more than we

879
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,400
are.

880
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,400
You keep talking about it.

881
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,900
I don't give a fuck about that.

882
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:11,900
I don't look at my phone.

883
00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,900
I even look at my phone in three days.

884
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:14,900
Look at it.

885
00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:17,900
My band thinks I'm fucking mad at them and I'm talking about.

886
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,900
I'm telling you, I don't look at my phone.

887
00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:22,900
Everybody thinks I'm mad at them because of the way I use the phone and shit.

888
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:25,900
And you put your ass and let it ring.

889
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:26,900
Yeah, you know.

890
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:29,900
And so I'm not worried about that.

891
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:33,200
What information are they going to get that they don't already know?

892
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,700
They sell it to China and other places.

893
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:38,200
The cops already have all your information because you're a dirtbag, though.

894
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,700
How did it come back to me when it went to you?

895
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,700
I'm saying that about myself, too.

896
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:44,700
Now you're deflecting your hate, Larry.

897
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:45,700
No, I'm not deflecting it.

898
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:47,700
China knows we're all dirtbags and they're worried.

899
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:48,700
First of all, they're worried.

900
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,700
Like, we ain't dirtbag like them.

901
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:53,200
These Americans, these around died, they dirtbag.

902
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,200
Don't they sell panties and vending machines there?

903
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,200
That's Japan.

904
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,200
That's nothing.

905
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,200
China, mom.

906
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,200
Well, China, yeah, these around died bigger than us.

907
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,700
Yeah, I mean, fuck.

908
00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:03,700
What are we going to do, though?

909
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:05,700
There's nothing we really can't do.

910
00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:07,200
Stop using your fucking phone.

911
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,700
No, how am I going to watch porn?

912
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,700
They can play poker.

913
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,200
They can take all the information.

914
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,200
Well, that's your fucking problem.

915
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,200
Oh, they already got it.

916
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,700
Yeah, they're not getting good information from us.

917
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:18,700
Well, the problem is, is that anywhere we go, we put our name into a computer and say

918
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,200
we go to Crave.

919
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,200
All our information's in there.

920
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,700
Now it's out somewhere else.

921
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,700
You got a bank account, all your information's in there.

922
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:31,700
You got a fucking, any fucking thing you have that's an official thing these days,

923
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,700
your fucking information is.

924
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:33,700
It's all about the internet.

925
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:38,700
You went to the hospital, you broke a bone, you fucking OD'd your information to the

926
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:39,700
fucking shit.

927
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,700
Who the fuck uses a real name at the hospital?

928
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:44,700
Well, hell no, I go in there with no shirt on.

929
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,700
I'm fucking one with no shirt on.

930
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:49,700
I'm just gonna be like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,

931
00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:50,700
no speak of English.

932
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:51,700
I'm saying the normal people.

933
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,700
I'm saying the normal people.

934
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:54,700
All they want to do is give you pills.

935
00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:57,700
Yeah, dude, if you go to a doctor, now the first thing you want to do is, do you have

936
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,700
your COVID shot?

937
00:48:58,700 --> 00:48:59,700
Oh, yeah.

938
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:02,500
But you know what, I know here it is right here.

939
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:03,500
Because it's fake.

940
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,500
I mean, come on.

941
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,940
We're just using the test this shit on us.

942
00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:09,700
They completely controlled everybody, right?

943
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:10,700
I mean, man.

944
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:13,700
Well, no, I'm just saying, they shut everything down.

945
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:14,700
Yeah.

946
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,700
They literally shut the whole world down.

947
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:18,700
That was kind of cool though.

948
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,700
Larry, come on, man.

949
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,700
Let me just rephrase this.

950
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:23,700
Yeah, I'm gonna talk to you.

951
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:30,700
I thought it was very cool driving around and just, and everything is just fucking.

952
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,700
Oh, when COVID was, oh, yeah.

953
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,700
When the first threat, it was the best.

954
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,700
It was like the best year of my life.

955
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:39,700
I will admit, I didn't have to work downtown for like six months.

956
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:44,700
I said I was an essential worker and I would make it for my house where I live, downtown

957
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:45,700
in like 30 minutes.

958
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:46,700
Oh, I didn't even have to look.

959
00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,700
I could have just swerved the entire way going down.

960
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:49,700
I didn't have to look.

961
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:52,700
But yeah, you know how all, like, I rescind what I said about it.

962
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:53,700
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

963
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,700
It was fantastic.

964
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:55,700
Oh, yeah.

965
00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,700
Here's another cool thing, man.

966
00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:59,700
When 9-11 happened, I remember.

967
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:04,700
Man, I mean, I, when 9, I mean, we all know this is fake already, your story.

968
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:05,700
No, just like 9-11.

969
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:10,700
We were making Team Rocket album Hell on Wheels, you know, and we were, and I was mixing it.

970
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:11,700
The bands, everybody knows that.

971
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:15,700
Well, listen, let me just say, I was, I was living at Mary's house in Noro's Park and

972
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:16,700
we were in.

973
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:17,700
My first man kiss.

974
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:23,700
And I had to, I had to fucking mix the album at this fucking studio downtown all the way

975
00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:28,700
in the city, you know, and, um, man cave studio.

976
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:31,700
I would be able to drive down there.

977
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,700
And also there was no plane.

978
00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:38,200
And I would fucking drive down there and mix this thing every day and come back and I'd

979
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,700
be like, Mary, there was literally, I was the only guy in the thing.

980
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,700
The light from an artist in the library.

981
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:47,660
One of the days, so it's in this big ghetto ass building, you know, and one of the days

982
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:54,660
all the lights go out and all these hip hop guys and rappers and shit start pouring out

983
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:59,660
of the other studios and everyone runs in the hallway and everyone's like, oh man, shit,

984
00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:01,460
we're going to get bombed and shit next.

985
00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:05,660
And I'm like, dude, they ain't coming after this fucking dog ass building and everyone

986
00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:07,660
laughed and probably you're right.

987
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:08,660
Yeah.

988
00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:12,660
These guys just ran out of the building one day because the lights went out and the lights

989
00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:13,660
went out.

990
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:19,660
But 9-11 had just happened like fucking five, six days earlier, man.

991
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,660
They're going to hit fucking.

992
00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:23,660
This is a bunch of fucking rappers, dude.

993
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:24,660
Yeah.

994
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:25,660
Okay.

995
00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:26,660
Start putting it together.

996
00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:27,660
You start putting it.

997
00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:29,660
Look at the people you're hanging out with, Larry.

998
00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:30,660
I think the earth is round.

999
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:32,660
I'm in the fucking music business, asshole.

1000
00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:33,660
I know it.

1001
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:34,660
No, but that's a good one.

1002
00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:35,660
You're so late.

1003
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:36,660
I want to stay right now.

1004
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:37,660
But I can't.

1005
00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:38,660
I can't join.

1006
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:39,660
I know.

1007
00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:40,660
That's funny.

1008
00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:41,660
That's all right, though.

1009
00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:44,660
That's funny and they're all like, oh my God, oh my God, we're going to die.

1010
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:46,660
And I'm like, dude, they ain't coming at this building.

1011
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:51,660
And on that note, she do like Kiki hit the gong.

1012
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:52,660
Fortune cookie.

1013
00:51:52,660 --> 00:51:55,660
Yeah, let's do fortune cookie five hundred.

1014
00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:56,660
Harder, dude.

1015
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,660
Yeah, you can go harder.

1016
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,660
Yeah.

1017
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:01,660
Beautiful.

1018
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,660
We do not condone to China.

1019
00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:04,660
We are American.

1020
00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,660
Is that your old license?

1021
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:06,660
No.

1022
00:52:06,660 --> 00:52:08,660
He's going to, don't let him get into a path there.

1023
00:52:08,660 --> 00:52:09,660
That's path Terry.

1024
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,660
I was going to say, it kind of looked like another person I know.

1025
00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:12,660
That's one of the guys.

1026
00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:14,660
I almost looked like Vinny.

1027
00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:16,660
It's one of my dead roommates.

1028
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:18,660
His ghost is probably here, but he's not here.

1029
00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:19,660
Five of them.

1030
00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:21,660
There's a bunch of people.

1031
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:23,660
I wonder what's going on with them.

1032
00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:24,660
Holy shit.

1033
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:25,660
I don't.

1034
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:26,660
This guy definitely isn't doing anything.

1035
00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:27,660
He's dead.

1036
00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:29,660
He's dead as a doornail.

1037
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:32,660
But you keep on forgetting where you're at, which is best because the best part of this

1038
00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:35,660
is he always goes through and he's going to read another one.

1039
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:38,660
And I'm going to finally realize he does it because he doesn't work where he goes.

1040
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:43,660
He just puts the fucking license in the page and doesn't mark the fortune.

1041
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,660
And there's a pen right over there.

1042
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:46,660
Here's the thing.

1043
00:52:46,660 --> 00:52:47,660
I can't put it here.

1044
00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:48,660
Here's the thing.

1045
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,660
You're a fucking stoner and you don't know what you're doing.

1046
00:52:50,660 --> 00:52:51,660
Unperfectionally.

1047
00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:52,660
Examine.

1048
00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:57,660
Well, the last one we did was we'll soon have the opportunity to improve your finances,

1049
00:52:57,660 --> 00:52:59,660
which we said was a very dumb.

1050
00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:02,660
But the new one today is.

1051
00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:04,660
You shall bow down to North Korea.

1052
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:07,660
The new one today is.

1053
00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:09,660
The government's I up.

1054
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:11,660
Here's what Korea is not real.

1055
00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:12,660
OK.

1056
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:14,660
It's probably not.

1057
00:53:14,660 --> 00:53:15,660
It's probably not.

1058
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:19,660
You listen to the gods or they shall take your virginity, Larry.

1059
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:20,660
I mean, you're a butthole.

1060
00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:21,660
All right.

1061
00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:23,660
It was gone a long time ago.

1062
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:24,660
Stop it.

1063
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:26,660
That was a joke from Jesus.

1064
00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,660
Yeah.

1065
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:29,660
You're going to.

1066
00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:32,660
Dude.

1067
00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:34,660
Oh, shit.

1068
00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:35,660
All right.

1069
00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:36,660
It's your turn, Larry.

1070
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:40,660
Examine the situation before you act impulsively.

1071
00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:41,660
Huh.

1072
00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:45,660
So, you know, examine the situation before you actually.

1073
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:49,660
So basically when you go into a bar, look for all the exits and then fucking do it.

1074
00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,660
Yeah.

1075
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:51,660
Prepare.

1076
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:55,660
Well, see where you can escape from, right?

1077
00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:56,660
Exactly.

1078
00:53:56,660 --> 00:54:00,660
Before you get out of a situation and some guy tries to come up and you can grab his

1079
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:01,660
girl's ass.

1080
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:02,660
Dillinger's god plan.

1081
00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:07,660
We know he's a serial groper, been convicted of it twice.

1082
00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:08,660
Who you?

1083
00:54:08,660 --> 00:54:09,660
Children's court.

1084
00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:12,660
No.

1085
00:54:12,660 --> 00:54:13,660
It's not.

1086
00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:16,660
That's on the tinkered, the old tinkered.

1087
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:17,660
Yeah.

1088
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:19,660
I can hear it.

1089
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:21,660
The real hype.

1090
00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:22,660
Oh, yeah.

1091
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:23,660
I got one of those.

1092
00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:25,660
It's like a little kid playing the xylophone.

1093
00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:26,660
You know what's funny, though?

1094
00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:28,660
It's a little kid band.

1095
00:54:28,660 --> 00:54:29,660
Hey.

1096
00:54:29,660 --> 00:54:30,660
Dude.

1097
00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:31,660
You know what?

1098
00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:32,660
You know what?

1099
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,660
Little kid playing the piano.

1100
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:34,660
Yeah.

1101
00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:35,660
Yeah.

1102
00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:36,660
The bongos are really.

1103
00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:37,660
All right.

1104
00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:38,660
Quit it.

1105
00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:39,660
Shut the fuck up.

1106
00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:40,660
Don't worry.

1107
00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:42,660
They'll get traffic Larry soon, all right?

1108
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,660
We'll let you know how they're doing.

1109
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:48,660
But you know, I saw one of those pianos at a grand sale.

1110
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:53,660
You know, like the little piano, like on the Bearnut song 13.

1111
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:54,660
Little pink one you have.

1112
00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:55,660
Right.

1113
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:56,660
And I bought that at a grand sale.

1114
00:54:56,660 --> 00:55:00,660
And I went to Walgreens and the girl at Walgreens is like, hey, that was at my piano.

1115
00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:01,660
Hey, that was at my parents house.

1116
00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:04,660
She bought that piano from and I'm like, oh, wow.

1117
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:07,660
And she goes, that was my piano when I was a little kid.

1118
00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:08,660
What was her name?

1119
00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:09,660
Ashley.

1120
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:10,660
What'd she look like?

1121
00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:11,660
She looks like a man.

1122
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:12,660
Okay, cool.

1123
00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:13,660
Tattoos.

1124
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:14,660
Wait a minute.

1125
00:55:14,660 --> 00:55:16,660
I put my nuts on that piano and he wasn't looking.

1126
00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:17,660
Yeah, okay.

1127
00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:19,660
I'm just slamming my balls on it.

1128
00:55:19,660 --> 00:55:21,660
It's like a little baby grand.

1129
00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:23,660
I just slam my nuts.

1130
00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:24,660
That's all right.

1131
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:25,660
That's all right, though.

1132
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:26,660
I spray with rat poison.

1133
00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:29,660
Yeah, that's your next album, Stinky Fingers.

1134
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:30,660
Stinky Fingers.

1135
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,660
I mean, dude, you know what?

1136
00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:34,660
You read it.

1137
00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:35,660
I'll tell you what's not funny.

1138
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:36,660
Wal-Mart?

1139
00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:38,660
No, she works at Walgreens.

1140
00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:39,660
Walgreens?

1141
00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:40,660
The local Walgreens.

1142
00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:45,660
And she's like, hey, I saw you buy the piano at my parents' garage sale today.

1143
00:55:45,660 --> 00:55:48,660
I'm like, I'll give you a fucking five bucks for that thing.

1144
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:52,660
And it was a little baby grand, little kid's piano.

1145
00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:53,660
Dude, he's got it.

1146
00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:54,660
It's still here.

1147
00:55:54,660 --> 00:55:57,660
And it's like, so I took the legs off of it because you would have to get down on the

1148
00:55:57,660 --> 00:56:01,660
ground, so you just put it on like a table or something if you want to play it.

1149
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:04,660
Because first I bought it for the cats.

1150
00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:06,660
I thought that they would play the piano and hit a little.

1151
00:56:06,660 --> 00:56:09,660
Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, slow down.

1152
00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:11,660
Not even say another.

1153
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:15,660
You bought a baby piano for the cats.

1154
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:21,660
Because you thought that the cats would play the piano if you bought them a piano.

1155
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:22,660
Watch it too much, you too.

1156
00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:24,660
No, no, no, no, no, no, look at him.

1157
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:25,660
I wanted the cats.

1158
00:56:25,660 --> 00:56:26,660
He just realized how retarded he is.

1159
00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:27,660
I wanted the cats.

1160
00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:28,660
He literally set in.

1161
00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:31,660
I did, no, I wanted the cats to play the piano.

1162
00:56:31,660 --> 00:56:32,660
Yes, I bought it for that fucking.

1163
00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:33,660
You bought them a piano.

1164
00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:34,660
Did they ever play the piano?

1165
00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:35,660
No.

1166
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:36,660
Okay.

1167
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:39,660
But now, but now they do play the piano.

1168
00:56:39,660 --> 00:56:41,660
But did you use the mall people?

1169
00:56:41,660 --> 00:56:46,660
Yeah, because I take a piece of ham and I go like this and they walk back and forth on

1170
00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:47,660
the keys.

1171
00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:50,660
They're like, oh no, you're supposed to put it on the piano, Larry.

1172
00:56:50,660 --> 00:56:52,660
It's his wanker and I look at the keys.

1173
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:53,660
That's how it works.

1174
00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,660
You guys want to put your dick in front of a cat.

1175
00:56:56,660 --> 00:56:58,660
Because they have sand on their tongues, don't they?

1176
00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:01,660
Yeah, but they also got claws and teeth and everything.

1177
00:57:01,660 --> 00:57:02,660
Oh, that's what you're into, Larry.

1178
00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:03,660
Jesus.

1179
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:05,660
You're shrouded, horned and shrouded.

1180
00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:08,660
That's why you're always scratching down there.

1181
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:09,660
Yeah, I know.

1182
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,660
It's got the 90-inch.

1183
00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:13,660
So, the kitty cat.

1184
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:19,660
So yeah, and they never played the motherfucker.

1185
00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:20,660
What never played the motherfucker?

1186
00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:21,660
Oh, what an idiot.

1187
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:24,660
Is this guy in fucking glue or something?

1188
00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:26,660
Did you get dropped on your fucking head?

1189
00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:27,660
You are moron.

1190
00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:28,660
Thanks.

1191
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:29,660
What did they do?

1192
00:57:29,660 --> 00:57:30,660
I'm like, really?

1193
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:31,660
Are you kidding me?

1194
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,660
Okay, Larry.

1195
00:57:32,660 --> 00:57:34,660
Are you having a stroke over there?

1196
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:35,660
You all right?

1197
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:37,660
No, I think I'm not having a stroke.

1198
00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:38,660
I think you're retarded.

1199
00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:40,660
This is a little kid playing the...

1200
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:42,660
I'm the guitar.

1201
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:44,660
The children's court.

1202
00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:46,660
Larry's in the fucking defendant.

1203
00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:50,660
It's kind of ill-fitting suit on.

1204
00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:54,660
Hey, I didn't know I couldn't be within 100 yards of a school.

1205
00:57:54,660 --> 00:57:57,660
I'm Italian.

1206
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:59,660
Waps like to do this.

1207
00:57:59,660 --> 00:58:01,660
You're lucky I had pants on.

1208
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:03,660
Man.

1209
00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,660
Mama told me.

1210
00:58:05,660 --> 00:58:08,660
You guys are so fucking racist.

1211
00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:09,660
What's that?

1212
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:10,660
What does that mean?

1213
00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:11,660
You know what it means.

1214
00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:12,660
All right, here we go.

1215
00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:13,660
Oh, yeah, don't you have a game or something?

1216
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,660
Yeah, we're going to do Guess the Race of the Case.

1217
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,660
All right, you're ready.

1218
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,660
I love this game.

1219
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:23,660
And welcome to Guess the Race of the Case, starring Kiki.

1220
00:58:23,660 --> 00:58:24,660
Say hi, Kiki.

1221
00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:25,660
Hello, hello.

1222
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:28,660
I wish I could say I was returning champion, but Larry's got me beat.

1223
00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:31,660
Yes, and Larry the Gay Jones.

1224
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:33,660
Hello, hello.

1225
00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:35,660
What was his name earlier?

1226
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,660
The Ditch Dildo Jones.

1227
00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:38,660
Oh, yeah.

1228
00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:40,660
I'm not going to forget you.

1229
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:42,660
Larry the Ditch Dildo Jones.

1230
00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:43,660
I'm showing the...

1231
00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:45,660
Where is it?

1232
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:48,660
Dude, that cracked me up.

1233
00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:50,660
That's all right.

1234
00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:53,660
So they used to call him Larry the Ditch Dildo in high school.

1235
00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:57,660
He would take it in the dirt all the time.

1236
00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:59,660
Oh, shit.

1237
00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:01,660
Yeah, where is the thing you found?

1238
00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:03,660
I'm looking for it.

1239
00:59:03,660 --> 00:59:05,660
You've cut in the grass or something?

1240
00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:07,660
We don't need to talk about it until...

1241
00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:08,660
Oh, here it is.

1242
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,660
All right, you ready for the game?

1243
00:59:09,660 --> 00:59:11,660
Yeah, I'm ready for the game.

1244
00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:13,660
Oh, come on, man.

1245
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:15,660
You should play that one.

1246
00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:17,660
Did you even got beads on it?

1247
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:18,660
Oh, yeah.

1248
00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:21,660
I want to show it though before we talk about it.

1249
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:23,660
I can't believe you.

1250
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,660
No, it was a Ditch Dildo.

1251
00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:28,660
Like, how do you find that shiny thing down there?

1252
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:30,660
I'm thinking it was like just a little...

1253
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:34,660
I mean, dude, it was just like a little bit of it sticking out of the dirt.

1254
00:59:34,660 --> 00:59:37,660
It looked like a little diamond or something.

1255
00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:40,660
Dude, the fact that you started digging in the dirt...

1256
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:43,660
The fact that it was like buried...

1257
00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:44,660
That's crazy.

1258
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:46,660
Mary's like, who do you think it is?

1259
00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,660
And I'm like, man, the thing's been there a long time.

1260
00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:50,660
I don't know. Who's it is?

1261
00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:52,660
It's like a diamond form.

1262
00:59:52,660 --> 00:59:54,660
He's like, oh, I was doing a dig.

1263
00:59:54,660 --> 00:59:56,660
It's still intact.

1264
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,660
All right, I'm showing it.

1265
00:59:58,660 --> 01:00:00,660
So here's the thing. We'll do gastorations.

1266
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,660
I want to know who discarded this.

1267
01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:04,660
If anybody knows the owner...

1268
01:00:04,660 --> 01:00:06,660
I found this thing in my yard.

1269
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:08,660
Don't switch the camera. Do it like that.

1270
01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:11,660
I found this in my yard when I was cutting the grass one day.

1271
01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:13,660
Don't put that thing in your ass.

1272
01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:14,660
No.

1273
01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:18,660
And I looked down and I'm like, what the fuck is that?

1274
01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:22,660
It's like a glass dildo. It's like six inches long, seven inches long.

1275
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,660
It's got a huge mushroom head on it.

1276
01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:26,660
It looks like it's made.

1277
01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,660
Some old lady could have thought it was like a mushroom.

1278
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:33,660
And it's got four hearts on each side that are like, you know, ripped for her pleasure.

1279
01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:36,660
I'm showing it on the other camera.

1280
01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:38,660
No.

1281
01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:41,660
Dude, that's the funniest thing though. That thing was like buried in your yard.

1282
01:00:41,660 --> 01:00:43,660
It's just a decoration, really.

1283
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:45,660
It's like not even broken.

1284
01:00:45,660 --> 01:00:47,660
I don't know about a decoration, Larry. Someone had that retwa.

1285
01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:49,660
Yeah, or in their ass.

1286
01:00:49,660 --> 01:00:51,660
That may have been some dude.

1287
01:00:51,660 --> 01:00:53,660
I mean, who the fuck buys it?

1288
01:00:53,660 --> 01:00:55,660
I think I told that Larry that.

1289
01:00:55,660 --> 01:00:57,660
I think it's like some chicks, but it's not some dude.

1290
01:00:57,660 --> 01:00:59,660
My wife was like, man, ass.

1291
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:01,660
I don't taste Larry.

1292
01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:03,660
She's like, throw that thing out.

1293
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:07,660
Yeah, put it on the table.

1294
01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:10,660
I come in and I'm like, hey, Mary, look what I found.

1295
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:12,660
And she's like, what the fuck?

1296
01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:14,660
She's like, who's he?

1297
01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:18,660
And my first guess is though, it's got to be Colleen.

1298
01:01:18,660 --> 01:01:20,660
Oh, okay, come on.

1299
01:01:20,660 --> 01:01:22,660
Let's talk about my name.

1300
01:01:22,660 --> 01:01:24,660
She would frequent here.

1301
01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,660
Well, you would.

1302
01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:28,660
You would hope it would be.

1303
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:30,660
You never know.

1304
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:33,660
I would like to. What are you doing?

1305
01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:35,660
Put it over there so nothing happens.

1306
01:01:35,660 --> 01:01:37,660
He's put it back in his safe.

1307
01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:39,660
I don't want that fucking thing.

1308
01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:41,660
I don't want the thing to get broke.

1309
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:43,660
That's what he's going to do later.

1310
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:45,660
Larry's going to sit on that thing and play the.

1311
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,660
Wait, he just put it next to the bottom of a lube.

1312
01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:49,660
Just quit fucking projecting.

1313
01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:51,660
Fucking homeless.

1314
01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:54,660
I thought I smelled a little KY on the camera.

1315
01:01:54,660 --> 01:01:56,660
I wouldn't know.

1316
01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:58,660
Stuff on her fucking page.

1317
01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:01,500
넣어만하� guru

1318
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:05,660
or

1319
01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:06,100
love

1320
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:10,420
affair

1321
01:02:10,420 --> 01:02:12,420
simple

1322
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,320
walk

1323
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:14,220
you

1324
01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:18,220
grow

1325
01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:20,220
He's put it back in his safe.

1326
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:22,220
Well you were right.

1327
01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:26,380
Defendant

1328
01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:29,380
delivering gifts for his three kids on Christmas.

1329
01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:31,380
Gotta be a white guy. He's delivering gifts.

1330
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:35,380
No, that's a good point. That is a good fucking point.

1331
01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:37,380
But a white guy wouldn't fucking...

1332
01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:39,380
It's gotta be Hispanic, because he's delivering gifts

1333
01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:41,380
and a white guy wouldn't fucking kill the...

1334
01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:43,380
I mean, it's Christmas.

1335
01:02:43,380 --> 01:02:44,380
...the ex's new boyfriend.

1336
01:02:44,380 --> 01:02:45,380
Yeah, could you ever know, though?

1337
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,380
No, no, I know. I do know. I do know.

1338
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:50,380
The black guy would be showing up with no gifts

1339
01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:52,380
and he would kill them all the fuck.

1340
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:53,380
Yeah, he would just be shooting.

1341
01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:55,380
A white guy would show up with gifts and be like,

1342
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:57,380
all nice to the guy and be friends with him.

1343
01:02:57,380 --> 01:03:01,380
A Hispanic guy is gonna show up with presents

1344
01:03:01,380 --> 01:03:03,380
and he's gonna off that motherfucker.

1345
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:04,380
Larry makes some good points.

1346
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,380
I know it.

1347
01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:07,380
But you have to be your own decision maker.

1348
01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:09,380
I know. I already said white.

1349
01:03:09,380 --> 01:03:11,380
But yeah, I didn't think it out like Larry did.

1350
01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:12,380
He made some great points.

1351
01:03:12,380 --> 01:03:14,380
Listen, man, just because he thinks shit out

1352
01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:15,380
doesn't mean you know what's going on.

1353
01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:17,380
I mean, this guy's...

1354
01:03:17,380 --> 01:03:18,380
Don't ever think shit out.

1355
01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:20,380
He's fucking stoned of balls and three beers deep.

1356
01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:22,380
But he makes some valid points.

1357
01:03:22,380 --> 01:03:24,380
I mean, you pulled a dildo out in front of one of them.

1358
01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:26,380
I mean, come on, man.

1359
01:03:26,380 --> 01:03:28,380
That was kind of weird, wasn't it?

1360
01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:29,380
Not really, man.

1361
01:03:29,380 --> 01:03:31,380
Hey, guys, look at my dildo.

1362
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:32,380
Dude, I think that's...

1363
01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:33,380
I found Larry.

1364
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:34,380
I found Larry in the yard.

1365
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:35,380
Dude, that's nothing.

1366
01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:38,380
You got to see the ceramic dick

1367
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,380
that we would make bands kiss

1368
01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:42,380
if they fucked up in the studio.

1369
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:43,380
I'll show it next time.

1370
01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:44,380
I don't know.

1371
01:03:44,380 --> 01:03:45,380
Next time we have a show in town.

1372
01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:46,380
Let's get that on the down low.

1373
01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:48,380
No, it's pretty funny.

1374
01:03:48,380 --> 01:03:49,380
It's pretty funny.

1375
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:51,380
We would literally tell these guys

1376
01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:53,380
if you guys fuck up, man,

1377
01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:55,380
and we pull out this huge fucking thing,

1378
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:57,380
you got to kiss this thing.

1379
01:03:57,380 --> 01:03:59,380
Dude, that sounds like some MOLAC shit.

1380
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:00,380
Like Bohemian Groves stuff, dude.

1381
01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:01,380
Well, here's the shit, though.

1382
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:02,380
We were fucking...

1383
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,380
Here's the shit as you're making these little kids kiss stuff.

1384
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,380
We were on drugs.

1385
01:04:04,380 --> 01:04:05,380
We were on drugs.

1386
01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:06,380
That's what it is, Larry.

1387
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:07,380
We thought it was funny.

1388
01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:10,380
It's like the Roselle Bohemian Groves.

1389
01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:13,380
Shit.

1390
01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:15,380
I just told him, were you?

1391
01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:16,380
Aw, man.

1392
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:18,380
Oh, never mind.

1393
01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,380
No, it was funny.

1394
01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:21,380
It was funny.

1395
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:22,380
Sorry, so what's the answer there?

1396
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,380
Aw, man.

1397
01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:24,380
Nobody got it.

1398
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:25,380
I know.

1399
01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:27,380
Oh, shit.

1400
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:31,380
I didn't even think about that.

1401
01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:33,380
So...

1402
01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:34,380
Whoops.

1403
01:04:35,380 --> 01:04:38,380
Deandre Patrick Lawrence 23.

1404
01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:40,380
It was arrested after he allegedly shot

1405
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:42,380
the new boyfriend in the back

1406
01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:44,380
when the victim tripped while fleeing

1407
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:46,380
a heated confrontation.

1408
01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:47,380
That was wrong.

1409
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:48,380
Monday morning.

1410
01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:51,380
Lawrence began the morning spreading holiday cheer

1411
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,380
when he came to the fucking house.

1412
01:04:52,380 --> 01:04:54,380
Oh, he was spreading holiday cheer already.

1413
01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:55,380
I mean...

1414
01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,380
In the form of 90...

1415
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:58,380
I mean, children, I mean, the guy just needs a lot of gas

1416
01:04:58,380 --> 01:04:59,380
and it's constantly...

1417
01:04:59,380 --> 01:05:01,380
So he fucking must have fucking ripped off

1418
01:05:01,380 --> 01:05:03,380
some shit from a store somewhere.

1419
01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:04,380
I don't know about that.

1420
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:05,380
It doesn't...

1421
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,380
To get those presents.

1422
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:07,380
So it was a black guy.

1423
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:08,380
It was a black guy.

1424
01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:09,380
Yes.

1425
01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:10,380
And a white man, he murdered.

1426
01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:11,380
Aw, man.

1427
01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:13,380
So I wasn't far from when I was a fur off.

1428
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,380
So was...

1429
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:15,380
Is that the guy you murdered?

1430
01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:16,380
Yeah.

1431
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:17,380
So it was a hate crime, basically.

1432
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,380
Thank you, Larry.

1433
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,380
So now you're getting used to my games.

1434
01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:20,380
It was a fucking hate crime.

1435
01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:21,380
I have him pro...

1436
01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:23,380
It's like Pavlov's dog.

1437
01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,380
Okay.

1438
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:27,380
You programmed me because you're such a genius.

1439
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:29,380
I am K-Ultra dude because that's what I was saying.

1440
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:31,380
My looks at the pictures of him,

1441
01:05:31,380 --> 01:05:33,380
it looks like it was a bigger white girl.

1442
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,380
Oh, well, she had three kids, too.

1443
01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:37,380
And she was living in his house.

1444
01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:38,380
Yeah.

1445
01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:39,380
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1446
01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:41,380
She was living in the black guy's house?

1447
01:05:41,380 --> 01:05:43,380
No, she was living in the white man's house.

1448
01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:44,380
Aw, man.

1449
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,380
So he went there and fucked him up.

1450
01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:48,380
And killed him when he tripped running away from him.

1451
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:49,380
Shot him in the back, Larry.

1452
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:50,380
But if you look at that black guy...

1453
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,380
Just like the old West.

1454
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:52,380
Shot him in the back.

1455
01:05:52,380 --> 01:05:53,380
That black guy was a...

1456
01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:54,380
The old West.

1457
01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:55,380
He was a looker.

1458
01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:56,380
Oh, yeah.

1459
01:05:56,380 --> 01:05:57,380
No, he looked like he was going to kill you.

1460
01:05:57,380 --> 01:05:58,380
That was the only look he gave.

1461
01:05:58,380 --> 01:05:59,380
Yeah.

1462
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:02,380
This guy was indiscriminate about killing people and hurting people.

1463
01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:04,380
I mean, who kills people on Christmas?

1464
01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:05,380
The Jews?

1465
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:09,380
Hey, who dates a white chick with three black kids?

1466
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:10,380
Huh?

1467
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:11,380
Who dates a black...

1468
01:06:11,380 --> 01:06:14,380
It was a white dude dating a black chick with three black children.

1469
01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:15,380
Oh, he was dating a black chick.

1470
01:06:15,380 --> 01:06:16,380
I didn't picture.

1471
01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:18,380
Well, I just saw the white guy and the boy black dude.

1472
01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:20,380
Yeah, the guy in the left was the one they got killed.

1473
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:21,380
You didn't know what the girl was.

1474
01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:22,380
Yeah, I didn't know what the girl was.

1475
01:06:22,380 --> 01:06:25,380
I figured it was a big chubby white chick or something.

1476
01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:29,380
It was an African American individual.

1477
01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:31,380
So shout out to...

1478
01:06:31,380 --> 01:06:32,380
I lost that one.

1479
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:34,380
I said it's spanish.

1480
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:35,380
Yeah, that's his business picture.

1481
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:38,380
His corn roll picture may have been on Instagram or something.

1482
01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:39,380
Oh, shit.

1483
01:06:39,380 --> 01:06:40,380
What's his name, man?

1484
01:06:40,380 --> 01:06:44,380
The picture where he's holding a fucking gun and a big thing of money in shit.

1485
01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:46,380
He's got a gun hanging on a gun and shit.

1486
01:06:46,380 --> 01:06:50,380
He's got a bag of money with a dollar sign on it.

1487
01:06:50,380 --> 01:06:53,380
So this black chick was going after this guy's education, right?

1488
01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:54,380
Yeah, right.

1489
01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:55,380
Well, no, he had cash.

1490
01:06:55,380 --> 01:06:56,380
This guy had to be an attorney.

1491
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:57,380
Look at his picture.

1492
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:59,380
He's got like encyclopedias behind him and stuff.

1493
01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:00,380
Is that his LinkedIn photo?

1494
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,380
Where'd they get that photo from?

1495
01:07:02,380 --> 01:07:05,380
I don't know, man, but that's a fucking classy ass photo.

1496
01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:06,380
That's it.

1497
01:07:06,380 --> 01:07:07,380
So, uh...

1498
01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:08,380
It's like a fucking...

1499
01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:09,380
Man, are you kidding me, though?

1500
01:07:09,380 --> 01:07:10,380
Yeah, that is like a professional...

1501
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,380
Like, real estate squire, man.

1502
01:07:11,380 --> 01:07:12,380
...of bullshit, or...

1503
01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:14,380
Yeah, right, he works at a TV station.

1504
01:07:14,380 --> 01:07:16,380
He's like Willie S. Squire.

1505
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,380
Hey, Mary's an S-quire.

1506
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:18,380
Ed looks like Willie S. Squire.

1507
01:07:18,380 --> 01:07:20,380
Well, that guy was an attorney.

1508
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:21,380
Nobody...

1509
01:07:21,380 --> 01:07:23,380
Who takes a picture like that?

1510
01:07:23,380 --> 01:07:26,380
Somebody who's in a position to do whatever they want.

1511
01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,380
Yeah, and I mean, whatever.

1512
01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:30,380
This fucking weed is...

1513
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,380
Very good.

1514
01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:35,380
These joints, I gotta say thank you again in person, man.

1515
01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:37,380
We just gave you shoutouts and other things.

1516
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:38,380
Sweet Chuck, please.

1517
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:39,380
I know you don't listen to her.

1518
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:40,380
For the joints.

1519
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:42,380
I don't know about Sweet Chuck, but I'm the one who gave them to you.

1520
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:44,380
Yeah, fuck Sweet Chuck.

1521
01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:45,380
I don't even know that guy.

1522
01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:46,380
Sweet Chuck, whatever.

1523
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:47,380
Sweet Chuck.

1524
01:07:47,380 --> 01:07:49,380
All right, you ready for the second one?

1525
01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:51,380
Yeah, sweet Chuck, the numbers, man.

1526
01:07:51,380 --> 01:07:53,380
It's Chuck, you finook.

1527
01:07:53,380 --> 01:07:55,380
Dude, dude, dude, that's top shot.

1528
01:07:55,380 --> 01:07:56,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1529
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:57,380
Top man, dude.

1530
01:07:57,380 --> 01:07:59,380
What is up with you mum-o-mouth motherfuckers tonight, man?

1531
01:07:59,380 --> 01:08:00,380
Hey, man.

1532
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:01,380
Come on.

1533
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:02,380
All of a sudden, he's misery.

1534
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:05,380
Hey, the guy with the joints gonna say something.

1535
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:07,380
Maybe it'll make sense, maybe it won't.

1536
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:08,380
Hey, play the game.

1537
01:08:08,380 --> 01:08:09,380
Play the game.

1538
01:08:09,380 --> 01:08:10,380
Oh, really?

1539
01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:12,380
Listen here, you fucking inbreds.

1540
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:13,380
Get it together.

1541
01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:15,380
And let's do this shit.

1542
01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:17,380
Motherfuckers.

1543
01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:20,380
Give me that joint, literally, you son of a bitch.

1544
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:22,380
My god, that's all you need is more weed.

1545
01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:24,380
Smoking menthol pommol.

1546
01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:25,380
Hey, menthol pommol?

1547
01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:26,380
True whole life.

1548
01:08:26,380 --> 01:08:27,380
Yeah, menthol pommol.

1549
01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:28,380
You got a problem with that?

1550
01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:31,380
I'll give you a fucking liver shot the hell right now.

1551
01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:32,380
You can pass the thing to me.

1552
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:34,380
I've heard smoking American spirits, and I told my wife,

1553
01:08:34,380 --> 01:08:36,380
you know why they're called American spirits?

1554
01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:39,380
And she's like, why? And I go, we're gonna be fucking American spirit.

1555
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:41,380
Because of these motherfuckers.

1556
01:08:41,380 --> 01:08:43,380
No, because they grow the tobacco on land.

1557
01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:44,380
No, because we're gonna be killed.

1558
01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:45,380
Because we're gonna be killed.

1559
01:08:45,380 --> 01:08:46,380
It's an American spirit.

1560
01:08:46,380 --> 01:08:48,380
It's OG, I can see that.

1561
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:49,380
Yeah.

1562
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:51,380
Because we're gonna be dead, and we're gonna be ghosts.

1563
01:08:51,380 --> 01:08:53,380
I think it's because we're gonna be ghosts.

1564
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:54,380
American spirits.

1565
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,380
Could be.

1566
01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:56,380
And that's why.

1567
01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:58,380
It's just an ironic twist.

1568
01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:59,380
Sorry, Emery.

1569
01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:00,380
They're probably laughing.

1570
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:02,380
Yeah, yeah, they'll think it's because of that.

1571
01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:04,380
Oh, dude, I think that's L-4.

1572
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:05,380
Case number two, four.

1573
01:09:05,380 --> 01:09:06,380
This shit tastes like smoke.

1574
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:07,380
Yeah, the race of the kids is.

1575
01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:09,380
That should give you $5,000 a pound.

1576
01:09:09,380 --> 01:09:10,380
Oh, mother fucker.

1577
01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:12,380
Are you ready for the next one?

1578
01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:13,380
We sons of bitches?

1579
01:09:13,380 --> 01:09:14,380
We're waiting.

1580
01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:16,380
Fucking Phenox, man.

1581
01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:20,380
Florida man shot and killed after trying to rob another man

1582
01:09:20,380 --> 01:09:24,380
with fake gun made of screwdriver and piece of wood.

1583
01:09:24,380 --> 01:09:27,380
Oh, man, that's a methad.

1584
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:30,380
I don't know what color he is, but he's not a methad.

1585
01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:31,380
He's a screwdriver.

1586
01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:32,380
We're reading again.

1587
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:33,380
Yeah, yeah.

1588
01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:35,380
Man, I love my boys.

1589
01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:37,380
I find some articles there.

1590
01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:38,380
Oh, my God.

1591
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:41,380
Florida man, which, oh, man, I mean, there's just so much.

1592
01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:42,380
Right there.

1593
01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:44,380
Just in that first like two words.

1594
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:45,380
Yeah, it's just a lot.

1595
01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:46,380
A lot of fucking weight.

1596
01:09:46,380 --> 01:09:47,380
It's literally like a page.

1597
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:49,380
There's like pages about Florida man stories.

1598
01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:50,380
Florida man.

1599
01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:51,380
Okay, let's take this part.

1600
01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:52,380
Like you're at church.

1601
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,380
Jesus said.

1602
01:09:53,380 --> 01:09:54,380
Break this bitch down.

1603
01:09:54,380 --> 01:09:57,380
Florida man, do you realize what this is going to mean?

1604
01:09:57,380 --> 01:09:59,380
Listen, man, I want you guys to win.

1605
01:09:59,380 --> 01:10:02,380
And I love you have to fight against each other because it makes me very happy.

1606
01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:04,380
Because Kiki takes it very seriously.

1607
01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:06,380
I lost last time, but I'm going to win.

1608
01:10:06,380 --> 01:10:07,380
This guy got creative.

1609
01:10:07,380 --> 01:10:08,380
All right.

1610
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:10,380
He thought he could turn a knife and a piece of wood.

1611
01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:13,380
Oh, I'll show you the evidence.

1612
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,380
All right.

1613
01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:15,380
To my underlings.

1614
01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:24,380
So Florida man shot and killed after trying to rob another man with fake gun made of screwdriver

1615
01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:25,380
and piece of wood.

1616
01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:28,380
Police say I left that out of the first one.

1617
01:10:28,380 --> 01:10:29,380
I should have done that.

1618
01:10:29,380 --> 01:10:32,380
Well, why would they lie though?

1619
01:10:32,380 --> 01:10:33,380
Why wouldn't they?

1620
01:10:33,380 --> 01:10:35,380
I mean, that's a fucked up story though.

1621
01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:36,380
Like you're making a screw.

1622
01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:37,380
They do lie.

1623
01:10:37,380 --> 01:10:38,380
What about the story?

1624
01:10:38,380 --> 01:10:39,380
What about the race?

1625
01:10:39,380 --> 01:10:40,380
Come on, get it together.

1626
01:10:40,380 --> 01:10:41,380
Oh, man.

1627
01:10:41,380 --> 01:10:43,380
It doesn't matter what the police say.

1628
01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:45,380
There's a lot of dumb fucks out there.

1629
01:10:45,380 --> 01:10:46,380
This is why it's a game.

1630
01:10:46,380 --> 01:10:47,380
Fuck us.

1631
01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:49,380
It didn't say the race he killed got killed by.

1632
01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:50,380
Well, it says.

1633
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:51,380
But you know what you know.

1634
01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:52,380
I can't give you.

1635
01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:53,380
Will you give us who?

1636
01:10:53,380 --> 01:10:54,380
You get the headlines.

1637
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:55,380
No, you get the headlines.

1638
01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:56,380
That's it.

1639
01:10:56,380 --> 01:10:59,380
The conundrum is looking at Larry.

1640
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:01,380
You almost passed out over there.

1641
01:11:01,380 --> 01:11:02,380
No, I'm trying to think because.

1642
01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:03,380
That's a.

1643
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:04,380
Again, here's the thing.

1644
01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:05,380
I want to say black.

1645
01:11:05,380 --> 01:11:07,380
I was saying this is some dumb black.

1646
01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:08,380
I think it's a white.

1647
01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,380
But a black kid would have a gun.

1648
01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:11,380
You have a gun.

1649
01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:13,380
And now this is, you know, I don't want to sound rage.

1650
01:11:13,380 --> 01:11:15,380
I'm just saying, you know, this is the reality.

1651
01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:18,380
When you're high on drugs, when you're high on drugs,

1652
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:20,380
you come up with a solutions to problems.

1653
01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:21,380
Yeah.

1654
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:24,380
Sometimes you have to take a screwdriver and put it through a piece of wood.

1655
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,380
That sounds like a white crack head.

1656
01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:28,380
That sounds like a white method.

1657
01:11:28,380 --> 01:11:31,380
I mean, if you want to rob somebody and you need some money.

1658
01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:33,380
Yeah, I think it's a white guy too, maybe.

1659
01:11:33,380 --> 01:11:34,380
But I'm going to.

1660
01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:36,380
But I don't want to say the same thing as you.

1661
01:11:36,380 --> 01:11:37,380
What kind of.

1662
01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:38,380
What kind of.

1663
01:11:38,380 --> 01:11:39,380
I'll just say black by default.

1664
01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:40,380
Okay.

1665
01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:41,380
Evidence shall be shown.

1666
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:45,380
This is not a bad looking gun.

1667
01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:46,380
Even made that.

1668
01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:50,380
That almost looks like a black man design.

1669
01:11:50,380 --> 01:11:51,380
All right.

1670
01:11:51,380 --> 01:11:52,380
Evidence is shown.

1671
01:11:52,380 --> 01:11:53,380
That's a lot of.

1672
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,380
Did you see how it's a screwdriver at the bottom?

1673
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:57,380
Yeah, that's a lot of time taken to make that.

1674
01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:58,380
There we go.

1675
01:11:58,380 --> 01:11:59,380
Evidence.

1676
01:11:59,380 --> 01:12:00,380
Look at that.

1677
01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:02,380
A Husky screwdriver, which is a piece of shit screwdriver.

1678
01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:03,380
You know what?

1679
01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:05,380
That doesn't even look like a screwdriver.

1680
01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:06,380
But yeah, you see it?

1681
01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:07,380
All right.

1682
01:12:07,380 --> 01:12:09,380
So that wasn't a working man's screwdriver.

1683
01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:10,380
All right.

1684
01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:11,380
No.

1685
01:12:11,380 --> 01:12:12,380
What do you think the answer is?

1686
01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:14,380
Are you yawning, you son of a bitch?

1687
01:12:14,380 --> 01:12:15,380
I still think it's a white guy.

1688
01:12:15,380 --> 01:12:16,380
I really do this for an hour.

1689
01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:17,380
No, I'm not yawning.

1690
01:12:17,380 --> 01:12:19,380
Yeah, I just saw you.

1691
01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:22,380
No, because that's a white guy because he got it from like a handyman.

1692
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,380
He was really not good at his job and probably did it for like a week.

1693
01:12:25,380 --> 01:12:27,380
And it was just laying around.

1694
01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:28,380
He did it for a week.

1695
01:12:28,380 --> 01:12:30,380
Yeah, that's a white man.

1696
01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:31,380
A white man, Larry.

1697
01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:33,380
I'll just go black by default.

1698
01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:35,380
Man, you're both wrong.

1699
01:12:35,380 --> 01:12:36,380
He was Hispanic.

1700
01:12:36,380 --> 01:12:37,380
Oh, man.

1701
01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:38,380
Look at that.

1702
01:12:38,380 --> 01:12:39,380
Zero for zero.

1703
01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:41,380
He was getting cheap shit from Home Depot.

1704
01:12:41,380 --> 01:12:45,380
Fucking a man was shot and killed if they're trying to rob another man.

1705
01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:49,380
He used a fake gun made out of screwdriver duct tape to a piece of wood.

1706
01:12:49,380 --> 01:12:51,380
According to Florida police.

1707
01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:52,380
What the fuck?

1708
01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:53,380
Polk County, baby.

1709
01:12:53,380 --> 01:12:54,380
Woo.

1710
01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:55,380
There's a hotbed for cops.

1711
01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:56,380
I love cops.

1712
01:12:56,380 --> 01:12:57,380
Shout out to cops.

1713
01:12:57,380 --> 01:12:58,380
What county?

1714
01:12:58,380 --> 01:12:59,380
Polk.

1715
01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:00,380
All right.

1716
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:02,380
You know, I almost look like a tech nine to us.

1717
01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:06,380
I'm about to say black because the way you taped it, it did look like a tech nine.

1718
01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:12,380
Christian McDonnell, the range to meet with Roberto, Rafael, Cruci Tierra, Pemilante, at

1719
01:13:12,380 --> 01:13:14,380
the Tropicana Resort Motel and Davenport.

1720
01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:16,380
Where was he going to get?

1721
01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:18,380
Bam, that's a sentence I got away with.

1722
01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:21,380
You touched me too much, motherfuckers.

1723
01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:23,380
Couldn't even get past the first three words.

1724
01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:25,380
I got the six in your mouth.

1725
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:27,380
You could read the other one.

1726
01:13:27,380 --> 01:13:28,380
I'm about to hurt.

1727
01:13:28,380 --> 01:13:29,380
Holy shit, dude.

1728
01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:31,380
You guys kiss for the watch.

1729
01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:33,380
We'll take a video.

1730
01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:35,380
I know you want to watch it later.

1731
01:13:35,380 --> 01:13:36,380
All right.

1732
01:13:36,380 --> 01:13:37,380
Let me hit that thing, Larry.

1733
01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:38,380
No, man.

1734
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:39,380
So, no, man.

1735
01:13:39,380 --> 01:13:44,380
Dude, I'm going to fucking punch you right in the ribs, man, and you will not recover

1736
01:13:44,380 --> 01:13:46,380
from that.

1737
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:56,380
Man, fucking, so this fucking guy, this fucking guy, unbeknownst to McDonald, that's the guy

1738
01:13:56,380 --> 01:14:02,380
who made the screwdriver gun, Cruci Tierra, Pemilante had allegedly plotted with the third

1739
01:14:02,380 --> 01:14:07,380
man, Harold Sepulveda, Cruz to rob him with a fake gun.

1740
01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:12,380
So the drug dealer, oh, McDonald's a drug dealer, man.

1741
01:14:12,380 --> 01:14:17,380
So basically, this guy pulls the fake gun out, puts it to the back of the head of the

1742
01:14:17,380 --> 01:14:18,380
passenger in the car.

1743
01:14:18,380 --> 01:14:25,380
The dude, the driver, turns around and blasts him with a nine millimeter, 10 times into

1744
01:14:25,380 --> 01:14:27,380
the back seat.

1745
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:28,380
Damn.

1746
01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:30,380
In the ghetto.

1747
01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:33,380
That's a lot of bullet holes.

1748
01:14:33,380 --> 01:14:34,380
In the ghetto.

1749
01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:36,380
That's how it goes, man.

1750
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,380
Well, you fuck around, you find out, right?

1751
01:14:38,380 --> 01:14:40,380
People fucking want to stop and do it.

1752
01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:42,380
It was over marijuana, dude.

1753
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,380
Oh, man.

1754
01:14:43,380 --> 01:14:44,380
It wasn't even for anything crazy.

1755
01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:48,380
That's a crying fucking shame, really.

1756
01:14:48,380 --> 01:14:50,380
When you think about it, that's a shame.

1757
01:14:50,380 --> 01:14:52,380
A hundred bucks it was over.

1758
01:14:52,380 --> 01:14:54,380
Oh, fuck.

1759
01:14:54,380 --> 01:15:00,380
And somebody's fucking dead and it's fucked up.

1760
01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:03,380
Oh, he got shot, oh, wait a second.

1761
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:09,380
He got shot over $140 and an eighth of an ounce of marijuana.

1762
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:12,380
Which is, I mean, excuse me.

1763
01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:14,380
Which is pretty fucked, man.

1764
01:15:14,380 --> 01:15:18,380
$140 and an eighth of an ounce, it's like not even $200?

1765
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:20,380
Yeah, yeah, that sucks.

1766
01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:22,380
All the robbs for fucking pot?

1767
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:23,380
What's wrong with that?

1768
01:15:23,380 --> 01:15:26,380
Well, dude, any amount of money ain't fucking right.

1769
01:15:26,380 --> 01:15:27,380
You know.

1770
01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:28,380
I don't know what that means.

1771
01:15:28,380 --> 01:15:30,380
That's a weird statement in a broad statement.

1772
01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:33,380
Any human life is fucking that right.

1773
01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:34,380
Well, there we go.

1774
01:15:34,380 --> 01:15:35,380
Any human life is worth more than money.

1775
01:15:35,380 --> 01:15:36,380
Poor amount of money.

1776
01:15:36,380 --> 01:15:37,380
It is.

1777
01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:38,380
That's all I'm saying.

1778
01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:39,380
It really is.

1779
01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:41,380
By the way, now the Kiki's gone.

1780
01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:44,380
Look at this murdered out fucking Marshall cabinet that I customized.

1781
01:15:44,380 --> 01:15:46,380
Wait a second, ass clown.

1782
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:47,380
Jesus, man.

1783
01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:50,380
Fucking, this guy's an asshole, I swear to God.

1784
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:52,380
Fucking, what do you call it?

1785
01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:53,380
Oh.

1786
01:15:53,380 --> 01:16:06,380
So I was reading this thing about how the Jews are using AI to distinguish targets on Gaza.

1787
01:16:06,380 --> 01:16:11,380
And so then they can wipe their hands from it and say, oh, well, it picked it out.

1788
01:16:11,380 --> 01:16:12,380
AI, what are you looking for?

1789
01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,380
Are you looking for brown spots?

1790
01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:21,380
Dude, they collect all this data and see movement of people in and out, trucks, all this other

1791
01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:24,380
shit, they take all their data, they compile it and they turn it into a pickup.

1792
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:28,380
So instead of having a person tell them shoot here, they have AI say, here's where it's

1793
01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:29,380
happening.

1794
01:16:29,380 --> 01:16:31,380
Yeah, and then when they kill civilians, they're like, AI picked it.

1795
01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:32,380
You didn't do it.

1796
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:33,380
That's a good idea, right?

1797
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:34,380
Is that doobies?

1798
01:16:34,380 --> 01:16:36,380
What do you mean, is that a good thing?

1799
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:37,380
It is totally good, man.

1800
01:16:37,380 --> 01:16:42,380
You can finally say we're not a little culpable or liable for killing people.

1801
01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:43,380
Don't smell good, man.

1802
01:16:43,380 --> 01:16:44,380
This shit is really good.

1803
01:16:44,380 --> 01:16:45,380
No, that's the elephage.

1804
01:16:45,380 --> 01:16:48,380
You guys are going to kiss, go do it in the other room, you weirdos.

1805
01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:53,380
So, wait, did you hear the thing about somebody challenged AI, or not challenged, but they

1806
01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:54,380
asked, they tasked AI.

1807
01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:55,380
They played chess with it?

1808
01:16:55,380 --> 01:17:01,880
No, they told them to write a happy song about Biden and a dead, and then they said to do

1809
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:05,380
it about Trump, I make a happy song about Trump, and it wouldn't do it.

1810
01:17:05,380 --> 01:17:06,380
Yeah, yeah.

1811
01:17:06,380 --> 01:17:09,380
So, that tells you who's programming AI.

1812
01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:12,620
Yeah, well, if it's open source, then you're fine.

1813
01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:14,180
If it's close source, what's happening?

1814
01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:16,820
Here, let me tell you something.

1815
01:17:16,820 --> 01:17:17,820
I'll tell you something, Larry.

1816
01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:24,220
Three percent of journalists, three percent are Republican.

1817
01:17:24,220 --> 01:17:25,220
What?

1818
01:17:25,220 --> 01:17:29,740
Three percent of journalists are Republican.

1819
01:17:29,740 --> 01:17:32,740
The rest of them are fucking leftist motherfuckers.

1820
01:17:32,740 --> 01:17:33,740
Three percent?

1821
01:17:33,740 --> 01:17:34,740
Three percent.

1822
01:17:34,740 --> 01:17:35,740
Larry, listen, I'm going to tell you right now.

1823
01:17:35,740 --> 01:17:37,740
Three percent, motherfucker, three.

1824
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:39,740
I don't know why you get so aggressive about journalists.

1825
01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:41,740
You're asking like I'm fucking speaking Chinese.

1826
01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:43,740
You're going three percent.

1827
01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:45,740
I just said three percent in the end.

1828
01:17:45,740 --> 01:17:47,740
Yeah, motherfucker, yeah, am I fucking stuttering?

1829
01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:49,500
Yeah, you just did.

1830
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,980
My favorite journalist right now is Whitney Webb.

1831
01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:55,820
But at the same time, okay, what does it have to do with anything?

1832
01:17:55,820 --> 01:17:58,260
Because articles are now written and.

1833
01:17:58,260 --> 01:18:02,420
So the person programming it, if three percent of the fucking journalists are programmed,

1834
01:18:02,420 --> 01:18:03,420
our fucking.

1835
01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:09,740
So that means the guy that's programming AI has got to be fucking the lefty to you fucking

1836
01:18:09,740 --> 01:18:10,740
dumbass.

1837
01:18:10,740 --> 01:18:11,740
Huh?

1838
01:18:11,740 --> 01:18:18,140
If all the journalists only three percent are fucking Republican and the rest of them

1839
01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:20,940
are fucking lefty motherfuckers.

1840
01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:26,840
That means like fucking 97 percent needles, 97 percent.

1841
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:32,140
That means they probably the people fucking programming AI are leftist motherfuckers too.

1842
01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:37,460
A long time ago, they did a fucking thing where they said write something.

1843
01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:39,140
Write something good.

1844
01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:44,380
Just like you just said, Adam, write something good about Trump.

1845
01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:45,380
It wouldn't do it.

1846
01:18:45,380 --> 01:18:47,100
Write something bad about Biden.

1847
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:48,380
It wouldn't do it.

1848
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:50,180
So that means the thing is being.

1849
01:18:50,180 --> 01:18:51,180
Bullshit.

1850
01:18:51,180 --> 01:18:52,180
It's bullshit.

1851
01:18:52,180 --> 01:18:53,180
That means it doesn't work.

1852
01:18:53,180 --> 01:18:55,540
That means it's not really intelligence.

1853
01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:58,180
That means it's definitely artificial.

1854
01:18:58,180 --> 01:18:59,180
It's artificial.

1855
01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:05,820
It should be called AI artificial information, not artificial intelligence.

1856
01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:08,780
No motherfucker, don't argue with me.

1857
01:19:08,780 --> 01:19:09,780
It's a slap.

1858
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:10,780
Slap.

1859
01:19:10,780 --> 01:19:11,780
Oh, I love the theater man.

1860
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:13,740
Put him in the seatbelt and the elbow.

1861
01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:16,300
AI is owned by Google and Microsoft.

1862
01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:17,300
A bunch of assholes.

1863
01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:18,500
Well, that's both see.

1864
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,500
I am.

1865
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,500
Yeah.

1866
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:21,980
I don't know if Twitter does Twitter have it.

1867
01:19:21,980 --> 01:19:22,980
Yeah.

1868
01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:26,140
They have it on the ground, they have their own AI fucking thing.

1869
01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:27,140
That's gonna be the one.

1870
01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:28,140
It's supposed to be.

1871
01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:29,700
That will probably be the one that's real.

1872
01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:32,060
So basically what they did is they.

1873
01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:33,820
But if it's that's even real.

1874
01:19:33,820 --> 01:19:41,780
From what I've heard is that AI started going one way and what they did was they just, they

1875
01:19:41,780 --> 01:19:47,860
erased these news and they erase all this shit and they feed it towards another way.

1876
01:19:47,860 --> 01:19:51,620
They divert it from, it goes left, right, center.

1877
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,580
They make it, manipulate it.

1878
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,860
And then it creates an algorithm for fucking everyone.

1879
01:19:55,860 --> 01:20:01,820
You know what's fucked up is all these newscasters and people, they're gonna sell their likeness

1880
01:20:01,820 --> 01:20:07,460
for that these news companies, these media outlets can use their likeness to regurgitate

1881
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:08,980
AI just created bullshit.

1882
01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:10,980
You and I haven't listened to much Jones.

1883
01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:14,180
But no, this is what's gonna happen.

1884
01:20:14,180 --> 01:20:18,980
You remember like total recall where fucking she's sitting there naked in her.

1885
01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:19,980
Shermstone.

1886
01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:21,740
No, the, oh, what's her name?

1887
01:20:21,740 --> 01:20:22,740
The 3TD Little Midget.

1888
01:20:22,740 --> 01:20:24,740
The Venezuelan, the Venezuelan.

1889
01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:26,220
Oh yeah, the short.

1890
01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,220
Oh yeah.

1891
01:20:27,220 --> 01:20:28,220
Maria Conchita.

1892
01:20:28,220 --> 01:20:29,220
Yeah, I saw it in the camera.

1893
01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:30,220
She was like the Venezuelan.

1894
01:20:30,220 --> 01:20:31,220
Yeah, Conchita.

1895
01:20:31,220 --> 01:20:34,220
Yeah, she was smoking Venezuelan.

1896
01:20:34,220 --> 01:20:37,500
Oh, I remember as a midget with the three tits.

1897
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,500
I'll tell you what.

1898
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,500
She went like Miss Universe.

1899
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:43,300
But anyways, she answers her phone and it's like a full screen digital thing, but she's

1900
01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:46,060
watching the news and it's all AI shit.

1901
01:20:46,060 --> 01:20:48,460
Just regurgitate and whatever they want.

1902
01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:49,460
The government wants them to say.

1903
01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:50,460
And I gotta just add one thing.

1904
01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:51,460
But it looks like it's a real person.

1905
01:20:51,460 --> 01:20:52,460
We're getting pretty long.

1906
01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:53,460
We're like an hour and 20 minutes.

1907
01:20:53,460 --> 01:21:01,660
But I just want to say all the chicks in South America are hot.

1908
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:07,620
And I want to get some South American female listeners and we need some fucking groupies

1909
01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:13,180
and Larry is gonna come down there and I want to fucking meet some of you ladies.

1910
01:21:13,180 --> 01:21:14,180
Jesus man.

1911
01:21:14,180 --> 01:21:16,180
I'm just putting it out there.

1912
01:21:16,180 --> 01:21:20,060
I'm getting fucking itchy to go on the road, dude.

1913
01:21:20,060 --> 01:21:22,380
I was gonna play on a trip to like Venezuela, Colombia.

1914
01:21:22,380 --> 01:21:23,380
I've been to Brazil a couple times.

1915
01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:24,380
I'll go with you.

1916
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,380
Yeah, I want to go to Colombia, Venezuela.

1917
01:21:26,380 --> 01:21:28,860
Oh, dude, you know how good those things are.

1918
01:21:28,860 --> 01:21:32,860
I got a bunch of buddies in Costa Rica.

1919
01:21:32,860 --> 01:21:34,460
We go down in Costa Rica too.

1920
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:35,460
Holy shit.

1921
01:21:35,460 --> 01:21:36,460
And make sure your life insurance is good.

1922
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:37,460
That's Central America.

1923
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:39,460
So Mary and I can go to the fucking Caribbean.

1924
01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:41,780
We're just gonna play roulette all day.

1925
01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:42,780
Colombia, Venezuela.

1926
01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:43,780
Holy shit, dude.

1927
01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:44,780
Oh man.

1928
01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:46,340
Dude, the women.

1929
01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:48,980
And I know some people in Colombia too.

1930
01:21:48,980 --> 01:21:50,780
You're a real creepy kid.

1931
01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:51,780
Jesus.

1932
01:21:51,780 --> 01:21:52,780
No, but the chicks are fucking.

1933
01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:53,780
The chicks are fucking.

1934
01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:54,780
Did I say that out loud?

1935
01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:55,780
Yeah.

1936
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:56,780
They are fucking amazingly hot.

1937
01:21:56,780 --> 01:21:57,780
It's ridiculous.

1938
01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:58,780
It's ridiculous.

1939
01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:09,780
Dude, I spent a couple months in Rio, like Sao Paulo, all over Brazil, Florianopolis,

1940
01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:10,780
Porto Alegre.

1941
01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:11,780
That's awesome, dude.

1942
01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:12,780
Fortaleza.

1943
01:22:12,780 --> 01:22:17,940
It's like, well, you know, it's darker up north and gets lighter down south because

1944
01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:19,940
that's where all the towns in the Netherlands came.

1945
01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:22,780
But dude, the women, they outnumbered them in like three or four to four.

1946
01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:23,780
Yeah, and they're hot, man.

1947
01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:24,780
Oh my lord.

1948
01:22:24,780 --> 01:22:25,780
Well, they're more than hot.

1949
01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:26,780
They're fucking exotic.

1950
01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:27,780
Yeah.

1951
01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,780
Dude, I actually was.

1952
01:22:28,780 --> 01:22:29,780
And then you were right.

1953
01:22:29,780 --> 01:22:32,780
When you get down there and load south, they're all blondes, man.

1954
01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:33,780
It's like, I couldn't believe it.

1955
01:22:33,780 --> 01:22:38,780
I was like, wow, look at all these chicks are fucking like, blind with blue eyes.

1956
01:22:38,780 --> 01:22:41,980
And I was expecting them to be so Hispanic and shit.

1957
01:22:41,980 --> 01:22:44,580
They look European and speak Portuguese.

1958
01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:47,820
And they like to have fun.

1959
01:22:47,820 --> 01:22:49,980
Actually when I was in Sao Paulo.

1960
01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:50,980
Yeah.

1961
01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:56,700
No, my buddy, I went down there with a dude, his girlfriend was like the attaché for the

1962
01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:58,580
American Embassy for Brazil.

1963
01:22:58,580 --> 01:22:59,580
Wow.

1964
01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:04,340
Anybody that came from any all over the world, like she would give like show them a good time.

1965
01:23:04,340 --> 01:23:05,340
She'd set them up.

1966
01:23:05,340 --> 01:23:09,980
Not not show them a good time, but she was our girl like the bars and the restaurants.

1967
01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:10,980
There's a honeypot.

1968
01:23:10,980 --> 01:23:12,980
We know are the best hotels.

1969
01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:13,980
They get the penthouse.

1970
01:23:13,980 --> 01:23:14,980
Yeah.

1971
01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:15,980
The seat right in front of the bed everywhere.

1972
01:23:15,980 --> 01:23:16,980
So everywhere we went, dude.

1973
01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:17,980
Oh, it was great.

1974
01:23:17,980 --> 01:23:18,980
Oh, yeah.

1975
01:23:18,980 --> 01:23:19,980
It was the best.

1976
01:23:19,980 --> 01:23:23,980
So you it was like fucking knowing the head, you know, party person.

1977
01:23:23,980 --> 01:23:25,980
And this is the US Embassy.

1978
01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:27,980
Oh, dude, and she was dropped dead.

1979
01:23:27,980 --> 01:23:28,980
Of course.

1980
01:23:28,980 --> 01:23:29,980
She wouldn't get the job.

1981
01:23:29,980 --> 01:23:30,980
No, yeah.

1982
01:23:30,980 --> 01:23:32,980
And then we'd go out with all our friends.

1983
01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:34,980
So it was fantastic.

1984
01:23:34,980 --> 01:23:36,980
Oh, sounds fucking.

1985
01:23:36,980 --> 01:23:39,980
And I thought I was fucking doing something when I went to Florida.

1986
01:23:39,980 --> 01:23:40,980
Oh, yeah.

1987
01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:42,980
Hanging out with Epstein.

1988
01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:43,980
Oh, dude, the women.

1989
01:23:43,980 --> 01:23:45,980
Oh, my lord, dude.

1990
01:23:45,980 --> 01:23:46,980
I know.

1991
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:47,980
I know the stories.

1992
01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:48,980
Wait till I print those photos.

1993
01:23:48,980 --> 01:23:49,980
I got for you.

1994
01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:50,980
I haven't.

1995
01:23:50,980 --> 01:23:53,980
I haven't been to Columbia or Brazil.

1996
01:23:53,980 --> 01:23:56,980
I've been to Argentina and I'm in the chilly.

1997
01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:58,980
No, it's like what the fuck, man.

1998
01:23:58,980 --> 01:23:59,980
Holy shit.

1999
01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:00,980
Oh, no, dude, I went.

2000
01:24:00,980 --> 01:24:02,980
I went down to Chile.

2001
01:24:02,980 --> 01:24:05,980
In Chile, they seem like they're very rich.

2002
01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:07,980
A lot of money there, man.

2003
01:24:07,980 --> 01:24:10,980
And then in Argentina, everyone was fucking poor.

2004
01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:13,980
Well, yeah, well, their money has always been fucked.

2005
01:24:13,980 --> 01:24:16,980
Well, no, I went to, uh, I was going down for carnival.

2006
01:24:16,980 --> 01:24:19,980
So I rented some Sony Princess penthouse.

2007
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:20,980
Oh, my God.

2008
01:24:20,980 --> 01:24:21,980
Holy shit.

2009
01:24:21,980 --> 01:24:22,980
Right in Epinema.

2010
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:25,980
So I have friends coming out every couple of weeks.

2011
01:24:25,980 --> 01:24:26,980
Holy shit.

2012
01:24:26,980 --> 01:24:27,980
Like my one buddy came out for a week.

2013
01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:28,980
He flew back home.

2014
01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:32,980
He's like, I'll be back in four days because he had, he was like, I got, he flew right

2015
01:24:32,980 --> 01:24:35,980
back out because he was like, that was like a blast.

2016
01:24:35,980 --> 01:24:38,980
Wow, dude, it was such a good time.

2017
01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:40,980
That sounds amazing.

2018
01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:42,980
Oh, my Lord.

2019
01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:43,980
Oh, my land.

2020
01:24:43,980 --> 01:24:44,980
That fucking.

2021
01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:45,980
That is fucking cool.

2022
01:24:45,980 --> 01:24:46,980
Yeah.

2023
01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:47,980
And this was when I was in my twenties too.

2024
01:24:47,980 --> 01:24:48,980
This was a blast.

2025
01:24:48,980 --> 01:24:49,980
Well, really?

2026
01:24:49,980 --> 01:24:51,980
You think it's very?

2027
01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:52,980
Yeah.

2028
01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:53,980
Oh, yeah.

2029
01:24:53,980 --> 01:24:55,980
What are you doing?

2030
01:24:55,980 --> 01:24:59,980
To anybody that's been to Brazil, if you've been to the Lumo or Hellbarn.

2031
01:24:59,980 --> 01:25:01,980
Make sure you don't have herpes.

2032
01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:02,980
Yeah.

2033
01:25:02,980 --> 01:25:06,980
I was just going to say, we're like the GGL and a fucking podcast.

2034
01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:07,980
I don't know about that.

2035
01:25:07,980 --> 01:25:10,980
Our listeners are fucking running out of the room left and right.

2036
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,980
So I'm not saying anything to say to anybody.

2037
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:13,980
Okay, that's a good analogy.

2038
01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:14,980
They can suck it.

2039
01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:16,980
We can talk about Thailand too.

2040
01:25:16,980 --> 01:25:17,980
Shit.

2041
01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:21,980
Let me go take a piss at one another episode.

2042
01:25:21,980 --> 01:25:22,980
How about that?

2043
01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:27,480
So I'm going to hold up, instead of the regular logo today in honor of my brother, because

2044
01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:28,480
I do love him.

2045
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:29,480
Shut down your shirt.

2046
01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:30,480
No shirt, Nick.

2047
01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:31,980
Oh man, this next one's going to be a bang.

2048
01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:36,280
We've been getting in, you know, me and him have been getting in some fucking disagreements

2049
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:37,280
in the last...

2050
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:38,980
I don't know if you air your grievances.

2051
01:25:38,980 --> 01:25:39,980
No, I just want to say...

2052
01:25:39,980 --> 01:25:41,980
In honor of no shirt, Nick.

2053
01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:44,980
No, man, what are you doing, man?

2054
01:25:44,980 --> 01:25:48,980
No, I just want to say I love my brother and I'm not pissed off at him.

2055
01:25:48,980 --> 01:25:50,980
You gotta go back to the other view, Larry.

2056
01:25:50,980 --> 01:25:52,980
In honor of no shirt, Nick.

2057
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:54,980
In honor of no shirt, Nick.

2058
01:25:54,980 --> 01:25:55,980
Oh my God.

2059
01:25:55,980 --> 01:25:59,980
You're going to lose your title, no shirt, Nick.

2060
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:00,980
We have a new contender.

2061
01:26:00,980 --> 01:26:01,980
Thanks for tuning in.

2062
01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:02,980
When you get here.

2063
01:26:02,980 --> 01:26:03,980
Thanks for tuning in.

2064
01:26:03,980 --> 01:26:04,980
I'm Larry.

2065
01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:06,980
Get the blurrers face out.

2066
01:26:06,980 --> 01:26:07,980
Go to the other view, sucka.

2067
01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:08,980
No, we're turning it off.

2068
01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:09,980
I'm playing the thing.

2069
01:26:09,980 --> 01:26:12,980
No, he's got his shirt off and he can't even see.

2070
01:26:12,980 --> 01:26:14,980
I was doing an honor thing.

2071
01:26:14,980 --> 01:26:16,980
Yeah, he was doing like a sepulchreau.

2072
01:26:16,980 --> 01:26:19,980
It's just no shirt off.

2073
01:26:19,980 --> 01:26:21,980
Alright, I've never met no shirt off.

2074
01:26:21,980 --> 01:26:22,980
Thanks, Larry.

2075
01:26:22,980 --> 01:26:23,980
I appreciate that.

2076
01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:24,980
You got it, bro.

2077
01:26:24,980 --> 01:26:25,980
You're a finook.

2078
01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:26,980
Thanks for tuning in.

2079
01:26:26,980 --> 01:26:27,980
We love you.

2080
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:28,980
Peace.

2081
01:26:28,980 --> 01:26:30,980
Larry and Nick.